8:06🔗
Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.
8:21🔗
Adam
Hey, it's the Loveline of Adam Corolla as Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest is Vin Diesel. He is in Pitch Black. That is that new sci-fi movie that you've been seeing all the commercials for, at least I have. And I like this movie because it looks like big bugs are eating people or something that flies with a lot of wing and a lot of mouth.
9:16🔗
Adam
So, you know, I've seen 150 commercials, but they're keeping it under tight wraps. I mean, it seems to be some people got stranded on some kind of planet, where magically they can breathe the atmosphere. And these, these creatures that inhabit the planet, that remind me somewhat of, what was the hell of that movie about four, three, four years ago?
9:43🔗
Adam
Star Ship Troopers, which I loved because they were fighting insects. I don't like when, I don't like people getting killed.
9:50🔗
Adam
I don't like animals getting killed that much, but I like insects getting it. Because they're evil and they need to go.
9:57🔗
Adam
And when you take big insects, they really need to go. So can you give us a shed just a little more light, pardon the pun, on Pitch Black?
10:06🔗
Vin Diesel
Pitch Black is about a group of marooned travelers that are obviously a crash land on a planet. A planet that has three existing suns. And there is a total eclipse. And creatures emerge from the darkness and devour every living thing.
10:34🔗
Vin Diesel
I don't want to say bat. Is there another word we can use? Well... Anything but bat. Don't say bat.
10:56🔗
Adam
Yes. Yes. I didn't get a good look at them, because a commercial doesn't give you a great look at them, but they just... a lot of wing and mouth.
11:29🔗
Vin Diesel
Yeah, vilified by this character that's seemingly the hero. So I play this nefarious character who ends up being the only person that you can depend on on this planet because he has night vision.
11:46🔗
Vin Diesel
He spent his life in the future. He spent his life in a futuristic slam facility, a maximum slam facility. And at the bottom of this slam is, it's like 36 levels deep, and at the bottom is just this huge pit with catacombs and stuff. It's a complete, completely aphotic. There's no light at all. So they can get their eyes, the prisoners can get their eyes surgically enhanced by these like makeshift something. They're called cutters.
12:26🔗
Adam
So you've had that done, so you have the night vision, so you have a one-up on everyone else on this dark planet.
12:32🔗
Vin Diesel
Right. And you can actually see how he gets his eyes done on, there's a comic book, a prequel comic book on the website.
12:41🔗
Right.
12:43🔗
Adam
Well, I think this is, if not the only movie coming out this weekend, certainly the biggest, because it's just I've been bombarded.
12:52🔗
I like that.
12:53🔗
Adam
Well, I really mean it. I couldn't, I'm not just kissing ass. If you'd ask me what movie's coming out this week, I would say Pitch Black. I don't know what else is coming out. They're bombarding us with the commercials, but I like it. I like when things fly down and eat people. That's what I enjoy. I don't like those movies where people sit around and talk. I like to see stuff flying and eating.
13:19🔗
Adam
Yeah. I could almost masturbate to this. I think I might. I think I could. All right. Kevin. Yeah. You're 20. What's up?
13:28🔗
Caller
All right. My girlfriend can orgasm in two minutes. Can I make the Guinness Book or what? That's what I think. I want to know if she's faking. Can it be done?
13:38🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, you know, we have that like occasional quickie, weather permitting, and it's just like, I don't know, can it be done? She's real good at it.
13:45🔗
Adam
Well, listen, if she was going to fake it, she would hold out longer than two minutes because it would arouse suspicion otherwise.
13:54🔗
Drew
The ones that can go that quickly usually are sort of multiply capable. Could you do it more than once?
14:16🔗
Are you stupid or something?
14:23🔗
Caller
Well, what she does is pretty much is she knows we have short time, and I was seeing if she was faking it, but like I'll be going and then she like quivers and all that stuff and you know I...
14:36🔗
Adam
Hey, hey Kevin, how busy do they keep you at the plumbing supply warehouse that you only have two minutes at a time?
14:48🔗
Adam
Well, what I'm asking is how come you have such a limited amount of time to have sex with her when it doesn't sound like you have five jobs and you're going to college full time?
15:12🔗
Good.
15:20🔗
Caller
No, she's going to. That's another thing I was going to ask real quick if you'd let me. She talked to her counselor, and we were going to go over there, and I was going to go with her, and when would be a good time so we could start right away? Because we're both real busy, where she could get on the pill. I know it's like right when her period starts, is it?
15:40🔗
Caller
It's like right around there, and you're supposed to go and then get a checkup from a gynecologist.
15:53🔗
Drew
The faster, the better. Triphasic pills are, get her triphasic pills because they're active right away. They work right away.
16:02🔗
Drew
In the meantime, condoms, condoms, condoms. You can get free condoms at drdrew.com in fact.
16:40🔗
You're 30.
16:42🔗
What's up?
16:44🔗
Caller
First, I like to say hi to both of you, and I think both of you are great. I really like your show a lot.
16:56🔗
Caller
Okay. I did something really silly when I was 19. I lost my virginity and I had unprotected sex, and I contracted an STD. And I am married. I've been married for two years. And I'm trying to get pregnant. And I wonder if I am sterile from the gonorrhea that I contracted.
17:33🔗
Caller
No, nothing like that. They treated me. How I realized, I had a discharge, of course. And this was probably maybe a week after.
17:51🔗
Caller
I'm not getting pregnant. I haven't been trying that long. I've been trying since September of last year.
18:04🔗
Caller
Okay. Yeah. About something like that. I've been off the pill for over a year though before September. Okay?
18:12🔗
Caller
And I went to the doctor. I always go to my doctor for my pelvic exams. And my pelvic...
18:21🔗
Drew
Debbie, here's what happens next is you need to see a doctor who has some ability to treat fertility problems.
18:39🔗
Adam
All right, but do you think this thing that happened 11 years ago has anything to do with it?
18:52🔗
Adam
She has it, but a week later, she's 19, she's a virgin, she loses her virginity. A week later, she notices some discharge. She goes and takes care of it. From that...
19:02🔗
Drew
She had a lot of pelvic pain. It probably was into the tubes at that point, and it can damage the little hair cells that move the egg down the tube.
19:22🔗
Drew
It's more likely to cause fertility problems if it's indolent and goes on for a while, but it can routinely cause fertility problems. It's a routine issue.
19:39🔗
Drew
Here's what I would do. I would get what's called a hysterosalpingogram, which is the thing that lights up the uterus and the tubes and see if there's any problems, see if there's any scarring, see if the tubes are open and patent and it seemed to be functioning normally.
19:49🔗
Adam
They use that flashlight the ushers use in the movie theater to do that? How do they get that up in there?
19:57🔗
Adam
Where are those? I want one of those. Remember when flashlights? Now, the flashlight itself had that long red plastic end on the end of it. That's a, man, what a day.
20:08🔗
Drew
They use those now to guide airplanes into those little airports we frequently frequent.
20:12🔗
Adam
Oh man, between the gas station, between the guy at the gas station checking the oil, checking the tire pressure and wiping the windshield down and that guy.
20:24🔗
Adam
Let me explain what a usher is. A guy works at the theater who doesn't want money. I know this sounds bizarre. It's not the concession guide. It's not the guy at the ticket counter. It's not the guy who's running the projector and it's not someone who's like huffing you and bringing you down. Just a nice guy in a bow tie telling you, hey, you could sit here if you want.
20:52🔗
Drew
Oh, those were the days. But anyway, Debbie, I talked to... You could wait a year. It's reasonable to try that long and maybe even get some kits where you sort of time your ovulation and make sure you have sex around the ovulation time within 25 hours.
21:14🔗
Drew
Wherever you need to take your temperature, yeah. You can put it under your arm if you want.
21:18🔗
Drew
As long as you're taking the temperature. And the deal is though, I would think you'd want to get a sperm count for your husband to make sure that end is okay and then you get a hysterella cellophane organ.
21:35🔗
Yeah.
21:42🔗
Hello?
21:52🔗
Sure.
22:02🔗
Drew
Prozac doesn't give you a buzz. I've never heard of anybody cooking with it, so I don't know if the molecule would survive that. And I don't know how you dose it either, but it's not a medicine that gives you a buzz.
22:14🔗
Adam
Couldn't you just hit yourself in the head with a frying pan or something and catch a little, you know, kind of altered feel off of that?
22:22🔗
Uh, no.
22:45🔗
Caller
I don't know. I'm just... I'm in... I don't know. I'm in the experimentation mode right now.
22:49🔗
Drew
Yeah, this is more the experimentation, though, Reed. I mean, there are certain cultures where this is not that uncommon at all, but it's extremely damaging to your brain.
23:30🔗
I was a...
23:35🔗
Wow.
23:41🔗
Yeah.
24:01🔗
Caller
Now she... Well, I remember she had pubes, so she must have been like 13 or at least that age. I believe she was 14.
24:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. As a matter of fact, where Vin comes from, they ask, when the parents come, did you molest the kid? No. No, I'm sorry. I didn't get around to it.
24:45🔗
Drew
Here's the phone number. Here's where we're going to be. Here's the various objects Johnny likes to play with when he's with the babysitters.
25:08🔗
Oh, boy.
25:15🔗
Drew
Well, it is what is at the core of what's going on here with you. One of the big issues and you should be discussing this with the doctors that are prescribing medication to treat the consequences of all this.
25:26🔗
Adam
Well, yes. And listen, you were abused. Now you're just going to pick up the torch and carry the abuse on yourself.
25:34🔗
Adam
Don't do it to yourself. You know what's interesting about Reed? We talk to young women all the time that got abused when they were five years old and they sound like little girls because they get locked in that little girl thing. It's like they got locked into the age they were abused. Did you catch Reed's voice? Reed is 17. Reed doesn't sound a lot like Vin. Reed sounds like if Vin's small toe could talk. That's what Reed would sound like. Listen to this. Reed?
26:05🔗
What?
26:19🔗
Drew
Well, those sorts of violations can certainly challenge your sexual identity. To say it turned you gay is sort of a misnomer, but it's very common for people that have issues of sexual abuse to have questions about their identity.
26:39🔗
Drew
Of course. Well, listen, somebody did something to her. Believe me, some parent did that.
26:55🔗
Caller
This is the first time I've even confronted this. I mean, out loud. I mean, it's something that I've been thinking about for years.
27:04🔗
Caller
What? Because we would do it at the same time. Sometimes he would stick things in me, and then I would stick things in her. It was like we call it a train.
27:16🔗
Adam
All right. Did he read? Yeah. You got to get some therapy, you got to read some books, and you got to stop messing with your own mind. Would you please do that?
27:25🔗
Yes.
27:28🔗
All right. Thank you.
27:29🔗
Adam
All right. Take care. Yeah. See that voice? Five. There it was. Oh, man. She's got kids. Oh, boy. Lauren?
27:40🔗
Yes.
27:43🔗
Caller
I'm having trouble convincing my mom to let me go to a gynecologist and to a therapist.
27:54🔗
Drew
You're welcome. What convincing do you have to do? Why do you need your mom involved with this in any way?
28:19🔗
Adam
Little intrusive, though, mama is. Hey, listen, you want to go to a psychologist and a gynecologist?
28:28🔗
Adam
I just thought of it. What about a psychogonagist? He just got the hand up the vagina and he's saying, so why do you blame your parents? You know, I mean, you have plenty of time to talk. You're not going anywhere. These guys got a lot of medical training. They got a lot of schooling.
28:47🔗
Adam
No, that's good. They ought to do that. They kill two birds with one stone. So you want to go to a gynecologist because why?
29:17🔗
Drew
You get a phone book or you call the hospital nearby and you ask who they recommend for gynecology.
29:23🔗
Adam
Well, you go down to the coin up laundry and see, you know, pull one of those tabs off the gynecologist sheet hanging on the cork board there.
29:31🔗
Drew
You go to the gynecologist and while you're there, you talk with that doctor about some of the psychological needs that you have and get a referral and follow the directions. This is your health care. It has nothing to do with your mom.
29:52🔗
All right.
29:53🔗
Yes?
29:54🔗
Adam
Listen to me because truer words were never spoken. Your mom's nuts. You understand? She's crazy. I know as to you, it's your mom. To me, just another whacked out 42-year-old. You know what I'm saying? I'm making an effort. Listen, I'm telling you, I think it's important for kids to know sometimes their parents are nuts and they just shouldn't listen to them. Or wrong. Or wrong and nuts. You see what I'm saying, Lauren? It will drive you nuts if you pay attention to them. I mean, look back, everybody, on those bosses you had, on those school teachers you had, on those girlfriends and boyfriends that you had way back when. You worship them, you idolize them, some football coach or something, and you lived and died with every action and every word they said. Now, you look back on them and you realize, hey, half those people were nuts. And I was kind of not in a good position to be listening to those people because I could have gone either way with some of those things, especially in a relationship, school teacher, weird uncle, whatever.
31:09🔗
Adam
You idolize your parents when you're a kid, you idiot. And hey, listen, they are mommy and they are daddy. But you know what? You get a little older, you get a little distance, you realize, hey, maybe I should have been listening to this person quite as much. I mean, you know, four divorces under the belt, don't want me to go to the gynecologist. I'm just giving Lorne the freedom to realize mom's nuts, move out of the house, go to college and move on. All right.
31:34🔗
Adam
All right. Vin Diesel's our guest tonight. He's from Pitch Black, which is a hit in the theaters. Flying in the theaters, huh? Uh-huh. Flying in the theaters Friday. When we come back, we'll speak to Bob is 21, had sex with a hooker in Tijuana. Now, she says her kid is his. Wants to know how it can be proved. We'll tell him how to do it after this. It's the Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, the man without his headphones, is Vin Diesel. Vin is in Pitch Black, coming out, is that tomorrow?
32:44🔗
Adam
I know I say this about every movie where we have a guest in on this show, who's starring in that movie, but I like this movie. Stuff flying down and eating people. And the reviews, at least the ones they show in the commercials, happen to be good. I don't know if that's coincidence. And I can't read if it's like Ron Brewington from National Urban Radio or it's actually in New York Times.
33:24🔗
This is outrageous.
33:30🔗
Vin Diesel
Moriarty, who's also on the film, said it was the best film he's seen. One of the best sci-fis he's seen since Terminator.
33:38🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, I love a good sci-fi, but there's so many bad ones, but a good one, and as I've said on this show before, and I think it bears repeating, I don't understand why, and I know, Drew, you make fun of this, you scoff at this kind of thinking, but really break it down and think about it for a second.
33:56🔗
Adam
When it comes down to best film of the year, and you take a movie going back to like Terminator 2, or even the first Terminator, or even Alien, or movie like that, this is a movie that not only has a very compelling story and good acting, but amazing effects. And aren't the effects part of the movie? Why is it My Dinner with Andre beats Terminator 2? Why is that a better film? A couple of homos sitting around talking beats this. Half of it's improvised, and the only set is a coffee table. Do you know what I mean? The film, it's the film, now I understand it's not best dialogue and it's not best original screenplay, it's best movie. And that includes editing, and that includes lighting, and that includes costume, and that includes special effects. And if you take a look at something like T2 from back when, or Alien, or Aliens, or something like that, I mean you're talking about the difference between a rowboat and a battleship. Do you know what I'm saying?
35:04🔗
Adam
And why those movies aren't even considered, when some of them are actual good movies, they get snubbed each year.
35:15🔗
Drew
And so drama and dramatics is about the personal, the acting, the experimental material.
35:27🔗
Drew
Oh, that's what he's saying, I think, is that they should. But he's saying even if they don't, shouldn't they still be considered higher than some that has just good drama.
35:49🔗
Adam
Well, to me, it's like when you say, best film, that should include something from every category.
35:55🔗
Drew
You and I are way out of our league with this, because we have to really know something about that which is cinematic. What the hell do we know about that?
36:04🔗
Drew
I know, and I studied......dominated in the Academy Award. I studied a tour criticism in college. That doesn't make me Jack, though.
36:11🔗
Adam
Please, I know more than any of those homos in Hollywood. Bob? What's up, Adam? You're 21.
36:28🔗
How you doing? Hey, what's up, the Vin?
36:32🔗
Yeah, I was in Tijuana. Ended up having sex with a stripper, and he told me she was pregnant.
36:41🔗
Yeah, hold on.
36:42🔗
Adam
All right, you idiot. The temerity to speak to us on a speakerphone. I hang up on my own grandmother. She uses a speakerphone.
36:54🔗
Eric?
36:56🔗
Yeah.
36:58🔗
Adam
Bob, as much as I like Tijuana hookers, you're going to have to wait. I'm going to punish you a little bit. You're 22, Bob. I mean, Eric, what's up?
37:06🔗
Caller
People told me that I might have a compulsive behavior or something because I'm constantly scared of touching something without washing my hands. I carry like alcohol pads with me and if I had to touch something that anybody else would touch, I want to rub it down and I don't know, I'm scared of germs.
37:21🔗
Adam
Yeah, I'm the same way except for I had a mini Snickers bar that got kicked 10 feet across the carpet in my office today.
37:32🔗
Adam
I didn't get down on my knees and lick it off the floor, I bent down and picked it up. Hey, Eric? Yeah. Well, they're right.
37:41🔗
Drew
There are other thought disturbances and things that can have similar kinds of symptoms.
37:45🔗
Drew
But they're close enough. They're definitely warm. And this is a strongly biological process.
37:54🔗
Drew
These days have medication treatments and whatnot. So you really should take advantage. They can get quite intense.
38:02🔗
Drew
Oh, Luvox. Sort of specifically designed for this. Is there a lot of side effects? No, not a lot of side effects. Or if you want to just get some psychotherapy and see what's motivating some of these strategies, you can check it out. But the primary, the sort of cornerstone of treatment for these kinds of things today is medication.
38:40🔗
Drew
Are you doing other rituals, other rituals, turning TVs on and off and lights on and off, that kind of thing?
38:46🔗
Drew
Do you have intrusive thoughts where you believe something is going to happen to you if you don't do certain things?
38:56🔗
Vin Diesel
I don't think that's the worst thing in the world. People are germ conscious. I'm germ conscious. I won't drink out of somebody else's bottle.
39:05🔗
Vin Diesel
You're like me. It's not that big a deal. You just like to be a little bit cautious. That's okay.
39:16🔗
Vin Diesel
Eric, I'm with you. It's okay. It's not the end of the world. You like to be clean. That's okay. I don't see anything wrong with it.
39:21🔗
Adam
There's nothing wrong with that to a point. And then after a certain point, and I'll decide where that point is, it becomes unacceptable.
39:31🔗
Adam
It's next to Satan. Now, hey, Drew, I need a pill too, because I got the opposite problem. I mean, I'll take a cigarette out of a hobo's mouth, take a drag off it, throw it, you know, hand it back to him. I eat stuff off the floor all the time.
39:45🔗
Drew
That's what I meant. You ate that Snickers bar, probably dove onto the floor and ate it right off.
39:57🔗
Adam
I ate a seized candy Easter egg, one of those oversized novelty size Easter eggs that had been on my friend's, it wasn't his porch, it was more stoop or something. It was indoors, but it was under the, it was like he had a garden window. I've been sitting out there since April. I guess I ate that thing in August.
40:18🔗
Adam
Look at me, I'm fine. Let me tell you something about all that stuff. My partner, Jimmy Kimmel, he ate a piece of bacon that came off of a whopper or came off a McDonald's burger. He ate a piece of bacon that had been thumbtacked to the wall at K-Rock for one year. One year. Thumbtacked through it on the wall in the morning show office, put the date under and said one year from now I will eat it. One year from now, he ate it. He's fine. Look at him. I mean, he's a little off, but he seems to be all right. Bob?
41:10🔗
Adam
Listen, you know what I want to invent? Hold on, Bob. I want to invent a toilet flusher with a timer on it, because I get into many, many a conversation on the phone while I'm on the pot. And here's what happens. Vin, be honest. I know this has happened to you. You're sitting on the pot, you're offloading, you're on the phone and you stand up. And now it's embarrassing. You don't want to flush your toilet because you don't want the person you've been talking to, especially if it's a girl. I think you've been on taking a crap.
41:37🔗
Adam
So what you do is, what I do is I lean out. Hold on a second. Hey Anderson, listen, I don't know if you're laying in a plane over there or making a pizza, but what are you doing? What is that with the hand flying around and everything? All right. Now Drew, you think that's weird, but I see the engineer's hand zipping around. I think something's going on in there. No. Okay. So I take a crap and now I'm on the phone. Now what I try to do sometimes is lean outside of the bathroom, stick my foot out and flush it with my foot. But it's hard. And what I want is a... And then run. And run. Now what I would like... Yeah, like the toilet's going to blow up or something. What I want is a timer where I flush the toilet, but it doesn't flush for five, ten seconds. I get into the next room, slam the door. Because here's what happens. I end up walking away from the toilet, not flushing it. And then I start talking and then I have a beer. And then I put the phone down and then I go watch some TV. And there's a knock on the door and some girl comes over and says, hey, can I use the bathroom? And I go, yeah, yeah, go ahead and help yourself. And there's a huge load floating in there. The only few times I've been busted with the Duke in the toilet has been, I've traced it back to being on the phone when I was on the pot. If somebody would invent a toilet that just had a little, there's a little timer. Yeah, why not? You get down the hall, the remote control. I got a remote control in my new toilet seat. Then I swear to God I'm going to tell you about this. That's the seat. Yeah, that doesn't control the toilet.
43:09🔗
Adam
All right, Vin Diesel is our guest tonight. Pitch Black is the name of his movie. And when we come back, we'll finish off with Bob, who had sex with Tijuana Hooker and claims she's pregnant now.
43:50🔗
Adam
It's the Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Vin Diesel's our guest tonight. He stars in Pitch Black, that is that new sci-fi movie where everyone gets eaten. February 18th, that would be tomorrow. It opens and opens in a big way. I mean, that's as big opening as they got, right?
44:17🔗
Adam
And no other, nothing else really coming out. I mean, is that that Michael Douglas movie where he kind of looks like he has Down Syndrome or something? Oh, there it is. Yeah, who, I'm looking at the invitation now. Who decided on this picture? Undependable, unpredictable, unforgettable. Wonder Boys. All right, so don't see that. No, no. Listen, I'll tell you the movie I want to see. How Michael Douglas got in the pants of his new wife. What the hell is her name? Maria Conchita Alonso Escuela? Yeah, Catherine Zeta-Jones. That's the movie I'd see. I'd show it with a notepad and a dictaphone to that one. And he could hold a symposium. Afterward, I'd stick around for that.
45:21🔗
Caller
So we had a one-night stand, and she's already had the child, you know, and she's saying it's mine.
45:28🔗
Well, she...
45:49🔗
Caller
Well, I was going back, you know, getting some tail. I was a pretty happy guy, you know, and I ended up giving her my number. We kind of had a little semi-relationship, sort of.
46:18🔗
Adam
You a jarhead? Yep. Yeah. I know what goes on. I know the world works. So he's stationed out in San Diego and he goes across the border there, hooks up with her. Do you go to her house?
46:30🔗
Caller
Actually, this was like nine months ago, right? And she went and moved with her mother, which is further south in Mexico.
46:38🔗
Caller
And so I've just been talking to her on the phone. And so I haven't even, I've been, I quit going down to TJ because of you guys' show. You know, you've really kind of shone the light on like a lot of reasons why. I was looking at a lot of my past and everything and I've been really, I've been going to therapy.
46:59🔗
Adam
I don't want to get the Tijuana tourism board on our ass. I mean, we don't discourage people from going whoring. Down in TJ and buying E.T.'s with plaster Prussian helmets on them. I mean, Lord knows it's a rich culture over there. We don't want to discourage anyone from experiencing it, but maybe you should have been using some protection when you're having sex with this young lady.
47:39🔗
Adam
All right. Hold on a sec, Bob. I'm going to try to do a little recap here and see if I can connect the dots. He goes down to TJ once for some bachelor party or something. Gets hooked up with the stripper, ends up having sex with her, ends up liking her and having sort of a quasi relationship. So he goes down twice a week for some period of time, except for no sex after that.
48:16🔗
Adam
You can't go to Tijuana without having sex. They actually, it's one of the questions they ask you when you're leaving. They want to know-
48:30🔗
Adam
Well, sometimes they're commenting as they step into this room. We'll take care of it so you can get out of the country. I realize you're in a rush, Mr. Corolla.
48:39🔗
Adam
How is it that you only had sex with her the one time yet you're going down there and visiting her constantly?
48:59🔗
Caller
Right. It was protected. But see, we were getting into a little foreplay and I had some pre-ejaculation. She was really trying to get on me without a protection. And I stopped her. I said, whoa, whoa, you know. And she was real close and there was some pre-ejaculation floating around.
49:40🔗
Adam
Maybe he's just, you know, our callers are extraordinarily stupid, Drew. You don't know. Hey, Bob?
50:09🔗
Vin Diesel
Nine months, six months. I mean, how does it work? I mean, do you? A guy usually knows that magical night that something slipped up. What do you think? Do you honestly think it's yours or not?
50:21🔗
Caller
There was definitely she was in the very close area. And I had some pre-Jack Glation coming out.
50:28🔗
Adam
I don't know. It really doesn't sound like it. Bob A, she's from Tijuana and B, God knows she's a stripper and God knows the blood test. Who else is on top? Right.
50:38🔗
Caller
I'm thinking about the kid and she her. She's never known her father. She was abandoned.
50:56🔗
Adam
All right. Well, Bob sounds guilty and sounds like he should, but I highly doubt this is his child.
51:38🔗
Adam
The reason you're having difficulty speaking beside the pod is the radio's turned up in the background there. Okay. All right. Hold on a second there, brother. See what we have to deal with every night?
51:57🔗
Hello?
52:00🔗
Caller
Hey, man. What's going on? My deal is, I've been dating this girl for now about almost six months, around maybe seven. I don't know. But the thing of it is, she's like stuck in the late 70s, early 80s. I mean, her private parts won't be as trim as up to date.
52:37🔗
Caller
And it's like, you know, I've been talking to her about, you know, how old sex on me is, you know, it's like.
53:28🔗
Adam
Hold on, Arlene Francis wants to venture a guest before we flip over all the cars. You do something in, you do something in the construction trade, sort of.
53:50🔗
Adam
No, I understand you go to and from work on a moped, but once you get to work, you hop on the forklift, right?
54:04🔗
Adam
All right, so it's not something you hop on all the time, but that's powered by propane, isn't it?
54:10🔗
Caller
Yeah, but I also drive stuff that's piled by diesel, and I also drive stuff that's piled by gasoline.
54:19🔗
Adam
I'm trying to figure out. You work at some sort of construction supply, right? Yeah. Yeah?
54:32🔗
Adam
D should have a cologne named after him because he's a man of mystery. I'm very intrigued, and I know the ladies are as well, as to what D is really doing to bring home that kind of coin. We'll get to the bottom of that after this.
55:26🔗
Adam
It's the Loveline. We're going to take ourselves a quick 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the program in just 10 seconds.
55:48🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Vin Diesel is our guest tonight. He is from Pitch Black. That is out February 18th, which is tomorrow. D is 27 and on hold.
56:12🔗
Vin Diesel
More importantly, the pie tie was eaten a little too fast. Stomach is a little bit nuts.
56:25🔗
Adam
Vin polished off a bucket of pad thai noodles like when it, you know like when your dog hops the fence and gets into something?
57:08🔗
Caller
Yeah. Everything you guys drive across. All you people out there drive across these bridges.
57:14🔗
Adam
Hey, D, I don't want to burst your bubble, but I'm from the Valley. I don't know what a bridge is. There's no bridges in the Valley.
57:27🔗
Caller
You get in the city or even you get out in the country, you have to cross the bridge sooner or later.
57:55🔗
Adam
I don't want to burst your bubble, but if it wasn't for you, they'd hire some other drunk guy to do it.
58:08🔗
Caller
I don't know, she seems like... she's like stuck back in the 80s, or late 70s, early 80s, you know, back when it was disco and all this and that. I don't know. Say of it is, how do you tell a woman that she needs to get up to date, or to get with the program? And, what I really find...
58:37🔗
Adam
Dee, I'm guessing you ain't using your Palm Pilot and your new electric car yourself. You know what I mean?
58:47🔗
Adam
I'm picturing Dee in a pair of zeppelin jeans and some gas earth-type shoes with maybe a Kennington Velour shirt. And a lot of beard. You got some beard on you?
59:08🔗
Adam
That's right. Three for three with this, Dee. What do you care what kind of shape her crotch is in when you got that big old Dan Haggerty beard down there? I mean, how do you know where you end and she begins?
59:20🔗
Caller
Well, because it's like this, man. It's like, she tries to take care of me, but she really don't know how to go about it.
59:37🔗
Caller
She's been in a relationship where it was like barefoot and pregnant. Yeah. That's the way you need to be.
59:47🔗
Adam
Listen, you take her out. Yes, I agree with Vin. You take her out, you treat her like a queen. Get her a nice manicure, pedicure, and a pubiture. You make a lot of money working for the city. You buy her some nice updated clothes. Maybe even some shoes. Get her a new rope for her belt.
1:00:11🔗
Adam
Dee is 27 years old. He sounds like Ansel Adams. I was picturing. Oh my God. You know, seriously, I was picturing Uncle Jesse from The Dukes of Hanzard. But the guy's 27 everybody.
1:00:28🔗
Yeah?
1:00:44🔗
Drew
Dee, where are you calling from? Dee, where are you calling from? Dee, where are you calling from?
1:01:18🔗
Caller
I was giving oral sex to some guy who I've known for a while. And I think, I'm not sure, but I have like bumps in my mouth now and I never had it before. And like I'm just thinking like I have like an STD. I don't know if I'm getting paranoid.
1:01:51🔗
Caller
There's a few. I'd say there's at least five. Like I made an appointment for the doctor for like a cut. It's been like three days. But I don't know. I'm just going crazy. With symmetrical?
1:02:05🔗
Adam
What side of your mouth is the penis at? I chew my penis on the left. You know what I mean? You kind of have a side. You know, for like smoke a cigarette, you smoke on this side of the mouth or that side of the mouth. What's your penis side?
1:02:33🔗
Drew
Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Oh, you can. Absolutely, you can. Of course you can. And the study just came out that showed you can get HIV that way, I think.
1:02:41🔗
Adam
Sleep like a baby tonight, okay? No, listen, you don't have that. Did the guy have anything on his penis that you could taste or see?
1:02:49🔗
Caller
I couldn't see because it was dark out there. There was one little candle in the room. You know, I really couldn't see anything.
1:02:54🔗
Adam
Oh, you're in the room? Because I usually tell the guy, turn the dome light on in the car so you can see.
1:02:59🔗
Caller
No, I couldn't see anything. I've known he's stuck with a lot of people. So I've known him for a while, you know. I just assume he has a lot of sexual experience, but I just hope he doesn't have anything, you know.
1:03:14🔗
Adam
You go to the doctor, get checked out. But Drew, we never hear about... I mean, it's not like a herpes type thing. It doesn't sound like it.
1:03:39🔗
Caller
Okay, I smoked pot like three weeks ago, three to four weeks ago, actually. And I was wondering how long it would stay in the system.
1:03:47🔗
Drew
It depends. How many months before three or four weeks ago were you smoking it every day?
1:04:05🔗
Caller
What are you using it? Like once in a while, like every other week or something like that. Really?
1:04:27🔗
Drew
If you're giving me an accurate rendition of reality here and it is just every other week or so and your last use was three weeks ago, it's gone.
1:04:40🔗
Drew
Don't do a lot of physical exertion or lose weight before you go in there because that can sometimes liberate some from the fat cells.
1:04:48🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's funny I was going to say that because the last one we had was Walmart. The worse the job, the less pot you can smoke. It's very ironic. You may get a job as a CEO or an actor or producer or something, you don't do any, there's no testing. You know what I mean? It's just ironic. I guess that's how you keep the man down or something. It's just ironic that the crappier the job, the more stringent the testing is.
1:05:19🔗
Hi. I wanted to ask about birth control for women, either the pill or Depo for Vera, which you think is better?
1:05:39🔗
Did I do something wrong? No, no.
1:05:43🔗
Oh. What are the side effects to Depo for Vera shots?
1:05:48🔗
Drew
A lot of bleeding between your periods, and then losing your periods altogether, and sometimes some weight gain, and sometimes some mood disturbances, and sometimes some hair.
1:05:57🔗
That doesn't sound good.
1:06:00🔗
That's all.
1:06:03🔗
Yeah?
1:06:08🔗
Well, I'm also on antidepressants. Is it bad to mix the two? Because of the...
1:06:14🔗
Drew
The birth control pill can affect mood... Well, hormonal contraception can affect mood in either direction. In my experience, Debra Povera has usually made it a little bit worse. And the more routine kinds of pills, the packets, particularly the triphasic pills, are more... In my experience, they've been a little more on the positive side.
1:06:41🔗
I don't know. I'm already taking two pills a day, and I think I just want to have something that I didn't have to think about for three months.
1:06:51🔗
Paxil and Synthroid.
1:06:57🔗
Yeah.
1:07:03🔗
Adam
It's like pill carpooling. You're already popping something in your mouth at a certain time every day. Why don't you just pop a third thing in there?
1:07:11🔗
I think, because I, it's kind of just a mental thing, just like taking one more medication per day. It just bothers me a little bit.
1:07:19🔗
Drew
Well, the thyroid is just replacing the hormone that your body wasn't making enough of, right? Or you're taking it for mood disturbance.
1:07:25🔗
No, no, no. I've been taking it since I was 10 years old for hypothyroid.
1:07:33🔗
And also, is there anything to increase sensitivity?
1:07:38🔗
For orgasms or for sex?
1:07:42🔗
Okay. All right.
1:07:53🔗
Drew
And by the way, Debra is the kind of person who also takes 14 vitamins. You think so? No problem taking those pills.
1:07:57🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's really, it's like playing handball against the curtains tonight. It's just having, you know, answers coming a beat late. You know, like when you talk to people and you ask them a question and there's too long a pause, so you start to talk again as they begin to talk. We got a lot of that with our callers tonight.
1:08:23🔗
Adam
That's right. But that's all going to change with young Matt who's 14 years old. Matt?
1:08:27🔗
Yeah?
1:08:30🔗
Yeah, I got a question. Okay, first of all, Adam, I want to say, Man Show rules, man.
1:08:34🔗
Coolest show ever. And Dr. Drew, you're hella smart.
1:08:39🔗
Okay, me and my friend got a question here. Both of us are not circumcised and we were just wondering, like, how it's going to affect us like later when we're having sex and like pimping our hose.
1:08:55🔗
No, no, no. Pimpin your hose.
1:08:58🔗
You know, like, I got to go pimp my hose.
1:09:05🔗
You know what's bizarre?
1:09:06🔗
Drew
I've heard Adam tell the team story many, many times, but I really feel like I'm living it at this moment.
1:09:15🔗
I'll take an accent for you, Adam.
1:09:19🔗
Okay.
1:09:20🔗
What do you want me to talk like?
1:09:25🔗
Um, uh, this is like, uh, It's a mannishizer. Yeah, it's a mannishizer.
1:09:35🔗
No.
1:09:37🔗
Uh, kind of.
1:09:41🔗
What are you talking about?
1:09:51🔗
I'll pimp him a lot. I have another question. I have a question. But, well, like, I've heard like corset, like rips and stuff.
1:09:57🔗
Drew
Yeah, that can happen. And that's really the only downside to that. It can rip and have difficulty sort of coming out. The tetherpane is getting out. It can narrow and become uncomfortable. But just take care of it. Be careful.
1:10:20🔗
Adam
Your sons will have probably pimp their first hoe by their 11th birthday. Don't let them outdoors?
1:10:39🔗
Caller
Dr. Drew, I'm 25 years old and I'm having ED problems. And I was wondering if I had a good idea for somebody my age.
1:11:26🔗
Adam
It's funny how there's different levels of penis comfort that different guys have, and it doesn't really seem to be based on that much. Like, I've seen guys like at bachelor parties with 25 guys spilling beer and chanting around. Big boner.
1:11:53🔗
Adam
Well, wait a minute now, James. Didn't you just say you had a little difficulty in that department? Well, yeah.
1:12:01🔗
Adam
Oh, you want to be able to do it. I see. I don't think it's Viagra, though. I think you meet the right woman, you have the right relationship.
1:12:11🔗
Drew
And know that we don't know, really don't know the long-term effects of Viagra. So for a healthy person, that biological reason to take it, a young person, no, I wouldn't feel comfortable with that.
1:12:20🔗
Would it be a good idea?
1:12:22🔗
Adam
Well, we don't really think you need it. We just think you need a decent relationship.
1:12:28🔗
Adam
Well, listen, then keep a Viagra in your wallet and if you meet a nice T1, a hooker, you can pop one.
1:12:38🔗
Drew
The ability to establish a relationship. Oh, I can't do that. It's too hard to come by. Wait a minute, you're 25 years old. That's when you're sort of courting prime.
1:12:53🔗
Caller
I had about a four-year relationship where it wasn't a problem, but ever since then, I can't, you know...
1:13:08🔗
Caller
It was last year not been so bad, but the first two years after that, yeah, it was pretty tough.
1:13:14🔗
Caller
Everywhere else except for there, yeah, it kind of, you know, puts a little kink in, you know, feeling confident everywhere else.
1:13:19🔗
Adam
Yeah, but let me tell you something. Everywhere else doesn't matter. The penis is the epicenter.
1:13:29🔗
Adam
It is the brains, it is the headquarters, it is ground zero. That's what the penis is. So if you're not feeling confident in that department, it could affect everything else. Oh, the troops will just be shooting at each other.
1:13:42🔗
Drew
And by the way, it's also reflective of how little, in fact, he is confident in other areas. Right. In fact, we're actually confident elsewhere that this would function fine.
1:14:23🔗
Adam
Oh, you gotta snort it. Yeah, Drew's right. How are you gonna get them to eat the catnip, though?
1:14:30🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah, that's right. They gotta main line it, or rectally take it, one or the other.
1:14:39🔗
Yeah, that's how you do it.
1:14:41🔗
Adam
How do you get the chick over to the house? I mean, see, the catch-22 is if you get to a point where you're sitting around drinking tea, you're three quarters of the way home anyway.
1:14:52🔗
Drew
You know, you're slipping into somebody's restaurant, you're tracked to, and just happen to be the person that is in her field of vision when this overcomes her.
1:14:59🔗
Caller
Well, like the guy earlier about the Prozac brownies, what if I bake it in brownies?
1:15:12🔗
Drew
Certainly not catnip. And B, what in the hell is going on with your ability to form relationships?
1:15:17🔗
Caller
Well, nothing. I have a good relationship. I was just kind of curious because I heard that.
1:16:05🔗
Adam
Depends what you mean by junior college. All right. Where are we, Drew? We're taking a break?
1:16:11🔗
Adam
Yes, we are. Vin Diesel is our guest tonight. Pitch Black is the name of the movie he's in that is out there in wide, wide release. That movie is in such wide release, it's going to be playing at places that don't have screens. They're actually going to be showing it on the sides of buildings. Yes. You'll be able to see it from the 405 freeway on the ride home tomorrow night. We'll be back with Joey after this. He has a semen. It's like cottage cheese. Small curd or large curd? We'll figure out after this. Once again with it.
1:17:22🔗
Adam
It's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Vin Diesel is our guest tonight. He is from Pitch Black. He plays a convict who can see in the dark because he was kept in a cave while in the basement.
1:17:50🔗
Vin Diesel
There was probably... There was a colony that existed before they crash it... Before they crash land on the planet.
1:18:03🔗
Adam
That's good. I like when they don't commit. Smart. Because all those... You know, like all those things... Like I remember...
1:18:13🔗
Adam
Yeah. It was like... Battle Star Galactica, 1987. You know, people are, you know, be transporting through time and space in these pod shuttles and stuff. Just a bad idea. You know...
1:18:31🔗
Adam
You know, well, you know what it was is there was something magical about the year 2000. And, you know, the difference between 79 and 80 was just a year, but the difference between 99 and 2000, that was some, you know, a thousand years.
1:18:46🔗
Adam
So as long as you got past 2000, even if it was 85, you know, it's like 1985, nothing's really changed in 10, 15, 20 years. But you go, 2002, we'll colonize Mars. And I think they just sort of dropped all that. It's smart. Because now that we're in 2000, you can't say 2015, 2025.
1:19:09🔗
Drew
It's also, things changed so fast in science from 1945 to 1965. I mean, the world just changed. And in the 70s, they tried to figure out what the hell to do with it and screwed up. And now nothing has changed in 20 years. They're the same, except for the computer and the web.
1:19:42🔗
Adam
That's David Allen Grier vomiting on the show a couple of nights ago, by the way. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
1:20:01🔗
Drew
Well, get that checked out. Yeah, get that checked out, but I don't think the cottage cheese is a symptom of that, of any problem.
1:20:30🔗
Drew
Are you sure that's why she's crying, or maybe just the whole experience is overwhelming to her?
1:20:45🔗
Adam
Uh-huh. Well, sometimes it hurts because they're not really wanting to do it, or prepared to do it, or ready to do it, you know?
1:21:05🔗
Drew
No, this is not... This guy is enough of a jerk maybe to create this kind of situation, but I don't think that's what the problem is.
1:21:10🔗
Adam
All right. All right, Andy. Enjoy the hell that is your life and all that you bring into it.
1:21:16🔗
I'm a big boy.
1:21:22🔗
Hi.
1:21:25🔗
Oh, I've been on the pill for about seven years now, and I have a daughter. She's about seven years old. And I was wondering, Dr. Drew, if I'm going to have problems having kids later on. No.
1:21:39🔗
No? Is there like a time limit? Do I need to get off the pill and then get back on?
1:21:44🔗
No?
1:21:44🔗
Drew
Just continue on the pill until you want to have a child. It takes about... Pretty much everyone becomes... It restores fertility within six months.
1:21:52🔗
Okay. So I'm not going to have to go on fertility pills or anything.
1:22:00🔗
Well, definitely.
1:22:03🔗
Okay.
1:22:03🔗
That was all I was worried about.
1:22:07🔗
Bye.
1:22:10🔗
Drew
I mean, I was reading an article, really. They've discovered nifedipine really paralyzes sperm. It's a harmless drug. They've got to get that out.
1:22:25🔗
Adam
You couldn't drag your answer out a little longer than that so I could swallow the thing I tried to take a sip of.
1:22:29🔗
Drew
No, I just, I did until you swallowed and then I wanted to. Blood pressure medication.
1:22:35🔗
Yo.
1:22:54🔗
Caller
Then I went off it for a while because I was feeling a lot better. But, let's see, about two, three months ago I started taking it again. And actually the first time I was taking Prozac it killed my sex drive.
1:23:15🔗
Drew
Do you want anything besides Prozac? No. Do they think you might have manic depression?
1:23:24🔗
Drew
The reason I ask is sometimes the antidepressant will induce a manic phase in people who are prone to manias.
1:23:38🔗
Adam
Yeah. But they're stoned and they're asleep and they're not that interested so don't worry about it Cleveland.
1:23:46🔗
Caller
I was just wondering if there's an antidepressant that I could take to really lower like my sex drive because I'm like giving myself the secret handshake like three times a day and I want to definitely I just want to cut down like.
1:24:00🔗
Drew
Ms. Cleveland this is very suspicious for manic depression. You got to talk to the doctor that's been prescribing them. There are medicines you can add to it to sort of bridle this in a little bit.
1:24:08🔗
Adam
Yeah. Three times a day at 17 is a little light but that's not bad. You know I like to see them up around five six but three is acceptable especially if he doubles down on the weekends. So I don't think it's a big problem. Rolanda.
1:24:22🔗
Yeah.
1:24:25🔗
Caller
Well I was seeing my ex-boyfriend for like two months and we weren't really messing around at all and then we quit seeing each other and I quit talking to him and then like six weeks later we saw each other again and we ended up having sex.
1:24:42🔗
Adam
He either punches his mic or knocks his cup over, he knocks the bottle over and he rattles around the altoids can. Alright, I swear to God, you know what I'm going to do, Drew? You know when, well now his mic's up.
1:24:59🔗
Adam
You know in crampy apartment buildings they take that shag carpet and they wrap it around the pole so you don't scrape your car. I'm just going to carpet that whole section. I'll put carpet down there, put carpet on the mic, carpet the coffee cup, carpet your hands. We'll be fine. Put a little insulation there. All right, so what? You slept with your ex-boyfriend and after you broke up and now he's ignoring you?
1:25:26🔗
Caller
Well, we were just kind of seeing each other and then we just quit talking for a while. We just quit, like completely quit talking. And then I ended up seeing him again. We ended up having sex and now I talk to him like every three days.
1:25:37🔗
Adam
Alright, so let me explain why they broke up. They were seeing each other and then they stopped talking. I see. I see. You know what I love about our callers? They're so concrete in their thinking. When you say like why or like you'll go, why did you get fired?
1:26:05🔗
Drew
No, it's a concrete thing. It's so concrete. It's a sign of certain kinds of psychological problems and a certain developmental phase.
1:26:15🔗
Adam
Yeah, you go, why did you and your boyfriend break up? And they go, because we broke up. Because we stopped seeing each other.
1:26:26🔗
Drew
It can be, yes. When doctors do mental status examinations, one of the things they do is do proverbs. They'll say, tell me what this proverb means. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. And people go, well, if you live in a house of glass, you shouldn't throw things. They'll break.
1:26:43🔗
Adam
Well, to be fair to them, I think they say greenhouse. That's funny. All right, Rolanda. So you guys broke up because you guys stopped talking, right?
1:27:03🔗
Adam
Happens every day. People are very much in love and planning a wedding, but all of a sudden their mouth stops working. And well, the relationship ends.
1:27:12🔗
Vin Diesel
So you broke up and then he just wanted to have a little action and called upon you.
1:27:17🔗
Caller
Well, he talks to me every like couple of days now because he still wants action but we're not going out or anything.
1:27:42🔗
Adam
That's it. Well, yeah. If you page him or leave a message or send a fax, that's not the same. Hey, Rolanda, how old is he, seriously? Listen, he's a player. I don't trust him.
1:27:56🔗
Adam
You have one way to get this guy back and I don't know why you want him back, but you have one way. That's just to cross your legs and see if he comes around. But if you keep putting out.
1:28:09🔗
Adam
You'll never get back in a relationship with him and you'll lose some pride and self-esteem in the process. All right, Rolanda?
1:28:15🔗
Okay.
1:28:19🔗
Okay.
1:28:22🔗
Adam
What are you using now? Nothing. Because this guy's an idiot and he's a player. And he's got a pager and he's 19. He's going to get you pregnant.
1:28:43🔗
Adam
Okay. Listen, I just read a study in JAMA where guys with pagers under the age of 25 had a 65% higher incidence of getting women pregnant. It's true. I don't trust guys with pagers who don't need them. What the hell is this? I'm paging everybody.
1:29:09🔗
Adam
Go with it. I'm right. All right. Vin Diesel is our guest tonight. We'll take a little break, and when we come back, we'll speak to Josh. He can't get an erection since a car accident. Wants to know when he'll get it back. I'm guessing it's in the glove box. He's got to go down to the tow yard to get it after this.
1:30:16🔗
Adam
It's easy to remember. I have Vin Diesel's easy, Pitch Black's easy. Very catchy. And you've seen the spots all over the place. I think at one point, one of the commercials, doesn't the guy spit some flammable fluid out of his mouth and light it?
1:30:49🔗
Adam
Yeah. I might as well just light a fart. I got to tell you, we drove from Denver because we got snowed and went to Aspen last week.
1:31:14🔗
Adam
Daniel started it by farting. So, he broke the ice. We hadn't even got out of the airport yet. Five hours drive.
1:31:45🔗
Adam
Packed in a limo with six people in the snowboard and luggage and just five hours of lighting farts. It was huge.
1:31:58🔗
I'm sorry. OK, I've been with my boyfriend for five years and I've never had an orgasm. So I was just wondering if that was like normal or if it was something that's wrong with him.
1:32:09🔗
Yeah.
1:32:12🔗
Not anymore, but I have.
1:32:25🔗
I have, like, I can almost get there, but, like, I can't. I don't know. Like, it's like it takes an awful lot.
1:32:30🔗
Adam
Is there anything that's stopping you, any traumatic experience from the past or anything like that? No.
1:32:36🔗
I've never had, like, any type of abuse.
1:32:48🔗
Like, I mean, everything's fine. Like, it's not like I'm not enjoying it.
1:32:51🔗
Drew
How long has it taken before? How long have you been actually giving him explicit directions?
1:32:56🔗
Probably about, for the like, last six months or so.
1:33:02🔗
Drew
Yeah, I think this is one of those things when young people don't know when something's over.
1:33:08🔗
Drew
And she started out with kind of angry. Is something wrong with him? You know, this is, you know.
1:33:36🔗
Vin Diesel
Is it a buddy thing? Are you are you do you find yourself kind of thinking him thinking of him as more of a friend?
1:33:47🔗
Yes and no.
1:33:49🔗
Vin Diesel
That's the death of her poor kid. The second you look at it as just a buddy, you're done.
1:33:55🔗
I don't know.
1:34:13🔗
I don't know. I'm not really like... I don't know. I love him and everything. I'm not ready to say it's over.
1:34:24🔗
Yeah, that's true.
1:34:26🔗
Adam
Every relationship that starts early goes twice as long as it should, at least. And that's just the way it is. You just have no idea. You just don't. Just like I was talking earlier about your parents. You know, you sort of buy in everything.
1:34:40🔗
Adam
Yeah, you just don't. And you get that real steady thing going at 15, and before you know it, you're 20, and you don't know what else is out there. But your body, especially if you're a woman, kind of tells you.
1:34:52🔗
Drew
Right. I imagine Abby met her present boyfriend when she was 22. Can you predict how long that relationship would last?
1:35:00🔗
Adam
Three months. And listen, if you even have to hesitate, like, hey, do you look at the guy as a buddy?
1:35:11🔗
Adam
You're 25. This is the only part of the job I like, is telling people their relationship was over three years ago. Game over. You're out of there. You've been living a lie, sister. All right, Christina, you're 25. What's up?
1:35:22🔗
Caller
Well, my husband, we have a very, very active sex life. But when I go to bed at night, he gets on the phone and he's calling 900 numbers and international numbers. And I mean, it can be right after we've just had sex. And I mean, sometimes it's three and four times, you know, that we have sex before I actually got to sleep. And he's still getting on the phone and he's calling these numbers. But he's in denial.
1:35:47🔗
Adam
Maybe it's just cuddling with them. Be quiet. Let's hear what song is playing in the background, Christina.
1:36:02🔗
Adam
Yeah. Anderson knows who that is. Alright, he was on the show a few months ago. Hey, Christina? Yeah, the guy's compulsive.
1:36:16🔗
Drew
Well, Christina, this is sexual addiction. Hey, Christina. And it needs to be treated.
1:36:26🔗
Caller
I've talked to his dad. I've talked to his grandmother. And just nothing, nothing works.
1:36:37🔗
Okay, he needs to, he's recovering.
1:36:44🔗
Right.
1:36:45🔗
Adam
Yeah, well, your guy's not. Yeah. All right. Christina, what kind of guy was your dad?
1:36:51🔗
Caller
My dad? Well, he was never home during the week because he worked six days a week. He was a truck driver. And it was basically me and my mom and my 12 brothers and sisters.
1:37:55🔗
Adam
Good. Please don't have any kids. This guy has to get in a bunch of 12-step programs, maybe 24, 36-step programs.
1:38:01🔗
Drew
Take a guess, really. And I bet you there's more than alcohol going on here. I virtually guarantee it.
1:38:07🔗
Drew
Alcoholism is enough to be a sex addict. Hiding in the shower for hours with the music playing, what's he doing in there?
1:38:20🔗
Adam
And the beauty of Christina is she ain't exactly Colombo. She don't ask a whole lot of questions. He nails me three or four times and he's on the phone to Finland.
1:38:54🔗
Adam
Imagine that though. Imagine the guy who marries into this. It's like he's out on a date with a chick. He's falling in love. Listen, I got to say something. Yes. You know my previous husband died, yes? I have 12 kids. I have a three year old. I'd be like, I don't know if I got 12. That ain't seven. That's five more. There's a little stipulation here. 12 kids, my vaginas are the size of a 50-gallon drum. 12 kids, how do you even have 12 kids?
1:39:32🔗
Adam
I mean, don't you have to have like three and three and three and three? I mean, could you just have 12? I mean, could you continuously be pregnant for just 10, 11 years, just non-stop? I mean, like, just everyone close their eyes and just picture for the next like 11 years, you're pregnant. You're the giving birth or you're pregnant?
1:39:56🔗
Adam
It's bizarre. It's like unimaginable to me. I'd sooner believe someone just say, I could levitate for 20 minutes and have 12 kids.
1:40:10🔗
Adam
That's great too. Once you meet your new 12 brothers and sisters. Oh man. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back.
1:40:56🔗
Adam
Yeah. Hey Anderson, make that cartoon running away sound, that flappity flap sound, just for the hell of it. We're done with the show.
1:41:08🔗
Adam
Isn't that it? Yeah. All right. I want to thank Vin Diesel for coming out here tonight. Pitch black, everybody.
1:41:21🔗
Adam
That's right. Watch that. And then yes, free condoms. Get your get your appetite wet and then go see the movie tomorrow night.
1:41:31🔗
Adam
And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Just keep it clean and go ahead and pimp them hose. Well now.
1:41:42🔗
Caller
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