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Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.
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Adam
Yep, it is Loveline. Can't believe we're here again. Phone number, 1-800-L-E-E-1-9-1, facts number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. First, I have to apologize in advance for my upcoming performance.
2:20🔗
Adam
I went to bed at 2, got up at 5.30. Car picked me up at 6, got home about 7.30, took a little 45-minute nap, and the car will be... Anderson. The car will be at my house at 6 a.m. tomorrow. So, I'm going to see if I can get some sleep.
2:44🔗
Drew
I don't think... Now you're just having my daily schedule. Oh, shut up, you big sack. Wait, I want to turn around a bit, because people think when the car gets there at 6, you must get up at 5.20 and start getting ready. No, no.
2:58🔗
Adam
And don't get ready. All right, the Long Beach Dub Allstars are here tonight, Bud Jim and Opie, all from the band, and I've been...
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Tim.
3:12🔗
You said Jim.
3:16🔗
Adam
Oh, Tim. All right. Thanks, Andy. Coming apart. Coming apart already. They should never... Well, maybe I should cross that J. There, it's all better.
3:41🔗
Adam
Okay. I said a month or so. That could be anything under a year. And I've been seeing you guys and hearing you everywhere. And I'm glad. I'm just a... I know this sounds cliche, but it just seems like a good time. And it's nice to see guys having a good time with their music and not, you know, yelling at the man and smashing things.
4:05🔗
Drew
Do you want to play one of those songs early? You get a little break here, Adam, recoup your...
4:11🔗
Drew
A little cat nap. You always like playing this stuff early. Do we do? Well, make sure we know who the band is.
4:24🔗
Adam
All right. This is From the Long Beach Dub Allstars. After a CD right back, this one's called Trailer Razz. Trey Larras from The Long Beach Dub Allstars. You can find them tomorrow, right, guys, with the Vandals and our favorite Pennywise?
7:53🔗
That's right.
7:54🔗
Sports are in...
8:06🔗
Adam
How's Fletch doing? Is he drinking? Is he switched to a lower octane mix? Yeah, that's what I heard. You couldn't say it right now. Right now, you don't know?
8:17🔗
We'll see tomorrow.
8:19🔗
We'll see what's happening tomorrow.
8:22🔗
Adam
My advice is to stay out of those crosshairs, boys. I look at him as like, you know when those crazy Spaniards do the running of the bulls, and then the bull ends up down in the town square, and a bunch of drunken Spaniards just come around, and the bull just sort of just walks in a circle until something catches its eye, and then whatever catches its eye, destroyed. Dead meat. The idea is not to let the bull catch your eye. As a matter of fact, if I ever see Fletcher again, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get up behind him, and I'm going to strap myself to him. I'm going to duct tape myself to his back. So every time he turns around, I'm just behind him. He feels a little heavier, and we'll get like a big oversized shawl to put over the two of us.
9:13🔗
Adam
Where the hell were we? So I'll give some more dates out for The Long Beach Dub Allstars and all that, but I think we'll hop on the phones. And Drew? Popcorn, you know? Not the greatest plan. Naomi?
9:26🔗
Yes?
9:34🔗
My first and shortest one is about pregnancy. Is it possible that you can have your period for a long, long time and then later become fertile?
9:43🔗
Drew
Yes. You're fertile the whole time. Potentially, you're not having your period. Doesn't mean you're not ovulating.
9:50🔗
Well, it just means that I've been rather promiscuous throughout my little life and I never showed up, popped up pregnant and all of a sudden people are starting to warn me. And I talked to my mother and she was like married to my father for a while before they procreated me. So she said with her it was like trouble getting pregnant.
10:06🔗
Drew
Hang on a second Naomi, when did we just start having like all of France coneheads calling us?
10:17🔗
Adam
Well, that's just that's not our normal callers, true that happens once in a while. The part that's disturbing to me is when you talk to your parents about sex. I swear to God, I'm 35, my dad still gives me the stork story.
10:31🔗
I talk to my mom, my mom talks to me, it's just I don't talk to my dad.
10:36🔗
Adam
Oh good. My dad tells me at a hemorrhoid or something, I got to go into therapy. I can't picture my parents nude or sexual.
10:43🔗
Me and my mother have a decent relationship.
10:48🔗
Yeah. Okay, now these are the questions that I was concerned about with my boyfriend. I had some bumps on either side of my vagina. They're always on one side or the other. I went to see the doctor. She said they weren't herpes or anything because they were indented. I was wondering if it's because he's rather large.
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He doesn't wait for me to be wet.
11:14🔗
She said she didn't have an idea. She put me on antibiotics, which I thought was stupid because I'm infected. I took him. I took him.
11:25🔗
He's, no, he's a skinny, and he's not very tall.
11:29🔗
Yeah.
11:29🔗
Adam
That's my dream. That's the way I wish I would have turned out. Just a bean pole with a huge penis, making it look that much bigger.
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Yeah.
11:41🔗
No, I just think.
11:45🔗
It pulls like the lips inside or something, and that's what's causing the sores.
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I try KY, but it burns me. I get sometimes these little cuts. They're like paper cuts, like about a half inch above my clitoris.
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Yeah. She said to stop shaving, which I did, but that's annoying. Then the hair, when it grows back, of course, is just really annoying.
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It burns.
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Yeah.
12:16🔗
Adam
Maybe you're getting the mentholated variety. I'll tell you, that was one of the worst marketing ads ever, worse than New Coke, was Now With Mentholatum. A bunch of gay guys ran around, their ass on fire.
12:30🔗
Adam
They thought they'd do it for a scent kind of thing, but it just... It never worked out.
12:43🔗
Yeah.
12:46🔗
Caller
I get these, like, fever boosters on my lip. I'm not sure if they're considered herbes or not.
12:53🔗
Adam
Everything's herpes, according to Drew. You fall off your skateboard and scrape your knee. Drew says herpes.
12:58🔗
Drew
That's because Adam gets this big herpetic outbreak about every year and a half on his chin. That's not going to be herpes.
13:11🔗
Adam
I was banging this Korean hooker at the gym. Why does it always have to be Korean? I mean Japanese. What did I say? Korean?
13:30🔗
Drew
My guess, that absolutely can be contagious. If you have a sore, definitely consider it contagious.
13:47🔗
Drew
Certainly, if you have that little burning or sort of tingling that you get sometimes before an outbreak, watch out.
14:10🔗
Caller
It's normal and like I used to get them like maybe twice a month, but now I'm getting them like maybe four times a month.
14:22🔗
Drew
Well, maybe you ought to be on, sometimes they can put you on it all the time to suppress it, prevent it from coming out.
14:46🔗
Caller
I caught my stepbrother about a week ago, watching me throw a hole in the wall, why I might have been changing or something. Yeah. I don't know what to do, deal with this.
15:01🔗
Caller
Well, we knew each other like three years ago. He lived with me for like two years. Then he just moved out here in August to live with my family again.
15:19🔗
Caller
He did a little bit when he first moved out here, but I ignored it and displayed it off. I just didn't bother with it.
15:34🔗
Adam
I mean, if you take a 15-year-old and a 6-year-old, and you take any 15-year-old guy, and you go, hey, here's your cute 16-year-old chick you're living with. She's your sister. I mean, now. I mean, you didn't know her before, but you guys are blood now. Tell that to the penis. I mean, this guy just thought the fish jumped in the boat. That's basically what he's thinking. Now, can you talk to him?
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Caller
Well, I don't know. I've never really liked him that much. I didn't really like him when we used to live together, and it just really bothers me that he would have done this.
16:33🔗
Caller
She just basically punished him, and I think he's going to have to go into the first therapy.
16:55🔗
Drew
Don't worry, Jeffery. Listen, stay away. Stay very structured in the house. Your instincts are good. Don't feel guilty for wanting this guy to be sort of contained and wanting to stay away from him. It's all fine. Do good in school. Get out of the house.
17:13🔗
Yeah.
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Caller
Yeah, I've been going out with this girl for about three or four months and she's 16 and everything's been going fine so far but today she told me that this guy at her school asked her to strip at his birthday party and she's kind of excited about it.
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You can make a lot of money from her.
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Caller
Well, yeah, but I kind of, we didn't talk about like monotony or anything like that but I kind of bring into life the fact that I kind of care about her.
18:19🔗
Caller
She's kind of, I know she's wild and her parents are like really strict with her. And I think it's kind of the thing where, you know, well, my parents want me to do this. So I'm going to do it, but.
18:38🔗
Drew
It needs to be more about her intense desire to be in control of men. For instance, why is she dating a, why is a junior, a sophomore in high school dating a 19 year old?
18:59🔗
Adam
You have a good excuse. For a moment, I didn't know if they'd made each other's acquaintance. But if that's the way it worked, well, then you can't fault that, Drew. Okay. All right. Hey, Matt, come on. Screwball, you're going out with a high school chick. She's screwed up. She's acting out. What do you expect? This ain't going anywhere. She's too crazy, right?
19:41🔗
Adam
Yeah. I know Psycho Girls make for the best sex in. It's going to be the name of my next album, by the way.
19:48🔗
Adam
But it just doesn't work out in the long run, Matt. And this one's starting to go south.
19:56🔗
Adam
All right. Come on, Matt. I'm telling you this is trouble. Trouble? Why don't you talk to her about it, see what she says.
20:03🔗
Caller
I just don't want to pull like what her parents were doing, you know, this is what you're going to do, then I'm out of here.
20:12🔗
Adam
I know you don't want to be a disciplinarian, but I think it's okay for a boyfriend to step up and ask his lady not to strip at a high school party. I mean, that is well within your rights as a boyfriend. Wouldn't you guys say? I mean...
20:36🔗
Yes.
20:39🔗
Caller
Hi. I just want to tell you guys I love you and everything. I listen to you all the time.
20:43🔗
Thanks.
20:46🔗
Caller
My problem slash question is I had suffered a miscarriage back in July, and I think about it constantly. I have nightmares.
21:03🔗
Drew
Unfortunately, honestly, I don't think young women are prepared for just how difficult a miscarriage or abortion can be. Not only from the standpoint of losing something, just the whole concept of, particularly in the case of abortion, a potential issue about life and whatnot, but the biological changes that go on when you're pregnant and then are suddenly released can be profoundly difficult to deal with and cause very intense depression. Plus, there's all sorts of data out there that suggest there is actually a bond that forms between the mother and the child.
21:42🔗
Drew
12 weeks and three months. It's not that far. But still, it's enough for some biology to be going.
22:03🔗
Drew
Or maybe this triggered some more depression. Stephanie, the postpartum depression is going to be quite serious. I think it's worth looking into.
22:55🔗
Adam
All right. Listen, that's enough. You're 20, goofball. You are the King family over there? Relax with the kids. Focus on the one you have.
23:11🔗
Adam
All right. I'm sure he's making money hand over fist. Cracking all those eggs. What kind of cook? Where does he work?
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At a family. At a family.
23:42🔗
Adam
Stephanie, come on. You got to use three kids between the two of you. You're 20. This guy's slinging hash. That's plenty. All right. Look, you feel better already, don't you? Well, yeah. Thank you. I should be a therapist. The therapist comes in. I give them with a good Don Rickles type attack, and they go out laughing and crying at the same time. No, that's got to be rough. I swear to God, maybe I'm tired, but I wouldn't want to have a miscarriage.
24:19🔗
Adam
Yeah. Thanks. I don't want to flush. If I make it like a big dookie, I don't want to flush it.
24:32🔗
Adam
If they're around, sometimes I have to take a picture. Take pictures. I swear to God, at the Man Show, I showed up at my desk, there's a Polaroid of a big crap on my desk. It's like, who let this? Jordan, one of the writers. Wow, that's nice. Look at that. Good thing we had the camera. Frame it? Yeah, the thing was bigger than he was. He's a little guy. It's always impressive when the thing's bigger than the guy is. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. Long Beach Dub Allstars are here. We're going to speak to Jason, who's 17, when we come back. He noticed a hard lump on his scrotum a year ago. He wants to know what that's about. Well, tell him what it's about after this.
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You're about to get funky, yo.
25:49🔗
Adam
Here is Loveline. But Tim and Opie are all here from The Long Beach Dub Allstars. Right back's the name of their newest CD. We will, I'll give you some dates pretty soon where you can find them. You can for sure find them with the Vandals and Pennywise. Well, that sounds like a pretty good show tomorrow night at the Sports Arena. And then I'll give you some more dates where you can find the guys throughout the show. All right, Drew, are we missing anything?
26:28🔗
Adam
Two of them? I'm playing a hunch here, fellas. No, there's another one. There's an extra one, right?
26:38🔗
Caller
Yeah, there's a tough bump. It's at the top of my scrotum, kind of at the base of my penis. And it squeezed it a couple of times, and it kind of popped like a zit, and then it filled back up.
27:12🔗
Drew
No, the toothpaste is a sebum. It's a sebaceous cyst. And they can get infected. They can be a real pain in the neck. If you want it taken care of, have a doctor look at it.
27:37🔗
Caller
I've had one of those though. And they don't they just usually take just like a needle and they suck it out with the height?
27:41🔗
Drew
No, that's pus. Toothpaste, think about trying to suck toothpaste out with a needle. I mean, really, it's even tougher consistency than that. And you have to take the wall of cyst out and yank it out.
27:54🔗
Drew
That's what I was trying to do with your- remember how hard I pushed on your thing to see if I could get it to invert?
28:02🔗
Adam
Sure, you said you were going to- you told me not to talk about that. Why are you bringing it up?
28:07🔗
Adam
Oh, my hand? Oh, Jesus, I feel like an idiot. Yeah, look. It's looking pretty good, right? I had a little surgery on my hand. And don't be pushing around on it.
28:18🔗
Adam
Drew squeezes that thing like he's looking for a melon at a grocery market. Easy, easy. All right. I had a huge thing in there. Drew tried to drain it, but to no avail.
28:35🔗
Yeah. Yeah? Hey, what's going on, guys?
28:42🔗
Caller
How's it? What's up there, Chris? Man, I've been listening to you guys ever since Robin came out. Robin the Hood.
28:50🔗
Caller
You guys are great. I saw you guys at HFS in September, and I actually got a couple of questions for you. My first one is when can we get some East Coast dates?
29:07🔗
Caller
We're doing, actually, we're doing another HFS festival in Gettysburg, PA. PA, yeah. And then we'll be probably down to-
29:21🔗
We're doing a bunch of dates out in New York, too, like three or four dates in New York.
29:43🔗
Caller
Yeah. Then we come back to do the Bob Marley Day Festival out here, and then we go back to do the East Coast.
29:57🔗
Caller
Yeah, I did. And I checked out the skunk.com, and then I checked out the Dub Allstars official site, and it was just like Cali sites, or Cali dates.
30:09🔗
We'll update that tomorrow there, Chris.
30:11🔗
Caller
Okay, cool. And my second question is, I heard from somebody that there's supposed to be like a sublime box set coming out, and I don't know if that's true or not, and I don't know if Miguel is not there, and he's usually the one that does all that, and I was wondering if that was true or not, and if there's anything else coming.
30:28🔗
Caller
Well, I'm sure that they probably are doing something like that. They haven't notified me or asked anything about, you know, any new releases, but then again, they haven't asked me about any releases from Sublime or Eric for, I don't know, about two years now, so.
30:56🔗
Caller
You would think so, but they didn't even ask us what about our greatest hits album. They didn't even ask us our preferences for that, so.
31:03🔗
Adam
Hey, you know, it's absolutely amazing and I think one of the misnomers, until you get into this business, whatever, whether it's music or television or movies or whatever, entertainment is, you think the people that are behind the mics or in front of the camera know what's going on? Or whatever idea you don't like, it was their idea to do that or something. People just, people behind the scenes, managers, agents, record companies, producers, they just go ahead and do their things three quarters of the time and sort of, you don't know any more about it.
31:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, but you know, you don't know any more about it sometimes than the guy buys, is going out and buying it.
31:55🔗
Adam
See, that's what you do. Drew, you work too hard. That's your problem. You don't smoke enough pot.
32:25🔗
My idea is that my best friend is getting married in October, and I told her that I would be one of her bridesmaids, she asked me. And now the thing is that she started making out with the best man to be in the wedding. And I just feel like the whole thing is morally wrong. And I mean, I wasn't too hip on the idea anyways, because I don't like the guy she's marrying, but being her best friend, I told her that I'd be in the wedding. Now the other thing is that I'm moving out of the country this summer, and the wedding is in October, so for me to come home for the wedding is a big ordeal, like I'm going to be spending a lot of money on airfare and everything else. I'm moving to France.
33:22🔗
Yeah.
33:29🔗
Caller
Okay. Because he is just, I mean, the guy she's going to marry, I wasn't too hip on the idea anyway.
33:38🔗
Drew
Well, let's think of a couple of things here. One is, there's actually some sort of not great, but studies out there that show that it's not uncommon for women to have a last fling before they get married with an alpha male type.
33:57🔗
Drew
And that the marriage person, they choose for marriage is more someone who is of a parenting type and the one they sort of fling with is sort of an alpha, they're perceived as an alpha male.
34:07🔗
Drew
And that happens a lot. And in fact, there's some study that suggests that in the olden days, very often the actual child that was conceived was from the fling before the wedding.
34:16🔗
Adam
All right. But how often do you think this actually goes down in the real world where women are on the verge of pretty common? Pretty common? It's not that common. Women are on the verge of getting married or banging on some other guy. Not with any guy. I mean, pretty common. Not more... Wedding day jitters. Five or ten, twenty percent.
34:37🔗
Drew
She's a hoe. But that still doesn't address your question. Your question is, if you object to a wedding, to a marriage, what should you do if you've been asked to be in it?
34:47🔗
Caller
Well, I've already told her that I'm going to be in it, and so I'm really not wanting to be in it because...
34:56🔗
Caller
Well, I do have the perfect out, but I'm wondering if it would be more beneficial for her or for me to tell her that I don't think that what she's doing is right.
35:09🔗
Drew
Also tell her you don't agree. If you don't agree, and by the way, I can't be in the wedding.
35:13🔗
Adam
Hey, Julia. Yes. These sound like the clampets over here. Why is society gals like yourself hanging out with this hillbilly trash?
35:26🔗
Caller
It's just she's an old high school friend. She's like one of the only people I still hang out from high school.
35:42🔗
Adam
Smells of Parisians who stink. That's what they do over there. Listen, it's weird because there's all these people you went to high school with. They lived down the streets. My best friend. We guys grew up together. Then you get older, you get a driver's license, and you never see them again. You realize, hey, some of these people you didn't have that much in common with and you didn't really like that much. They just sat behind you in Spanish class, you know? And it takes a little while to figure that out. And some of them you keep forever. But this one doesn't sound like the one she's going to keep forever. She don't like the way she's acting.
36:29🔗
Caller
And I haven't had any since like about two weeks ago. And I was just wondering when they do the test.
36:48🔗
Adam
He's going to wait till he passes. You're going to be high ten minutes after you pass that drug test, right?
37:00🔗
Drew
Cody, if a kilo a day is a whole lot, you have been smoking a whole lot, but you're smoking every day. Most days.
37:15🔗
Caller
Yeah, because I used to smoke more, but I got caught, and so they check me, make sure I don't smell like it and everything.
37:27🔗
Drew
So you're actually doing a couple of times a week, right? Yeah. Maybe three times a week.
37:35🔗
Adam
I've said this many times. Our callers think that it's a two or three day week. They smoke pot once a week. That's once every two days.
37:45🔗
Drew
Right. Once a week. Right. If indeed it's only once a week you're smoking and indeed it's relatively small, you'll probably be out in two weeks, but it may not be.
38:00🔗
Adam
Oh boy. And what happens if you don't get the job at Walmart? I mean, you'll be all right, won't you?
38:20🔗
Adam
Steal yourself some grow lights and some bat guana fertilizer. Oh man. Every time I try to grow weed, Drew.
38:30🔗
Adam
It's a horrible plant. I was flat broke, you know? So my roommate said, hey, I know this dude in Santa Barbara has got these little pot plants. You know when you're really poor and nothing's working out right, it just gets worse. It just keeps getting worse. It took like the last 270 bucks I had to my name and bought like a grow light. And he was going to like grow them in his closet and sell the weed and split up the profits. And the whole thing died. And we ended up with like a hefty bag full of leaves. Like six months later, you know, and I was I sat and talked to those god damn plans and watered them every other night and was.
39:13🔗
Adam
Electric bill was through the roof. It was pathetic, man. Jesus Christ. And you know, disaster. Now the weed farm is going great, by the way.
39:31🔗
Adam
Of course. Will be trapped. Got a couple of ex-Green Beret Vietnam Fats hanging out there.
39:39🔗
Adam
All right. So, Drew, it takes a couple of weeks for the weed to work out of your system?
39:43🔗
Drew
Yeah, it stays in fat. And if you exercise or begin losing weight, sometimes we re-sort of liberate it from the fat and show up in the urine. But for the most part, unless you're a heavy daily smoker, most part it's out in two weeks.
40:16🔗
Adam
You wouldn't go in. But there's nothing you'd drink, nothing you'd eat, nothing. Nothing?
40:30🔗
Drew
I don't have the way of us to do this, but they'll bring in, like, bladders full of other people's urine, the balloon with other people's urine in it. They'll bring in tubing. I once got tubing down under skin where you made it seem like he was peeing so they could observe it. They'll put Clorox under their fingernails and flick it into the urine so it neutralizes things.
40:57🔗
Adam
I got busted on one of those pot urine tests once. It wasn't in the urine itself, but I'd actually spilled pot into the urine sample that I handed in. It was actually a bud floating in. I hadn't smoked any of it. I was going to smoke it later, but it fell out of my belt, but I was spitting it in a cup. It was actually just the whole top of the cup was filled with pot. That didn't go well, but I thought I had them on a technicality. It kept saying, check the actual urine. Dig around the marijuana and get to the urine, smart guy. We're going to take a little break. We'll be back with the Long Beach Dub Allstars.
42:10🔗
Adam
It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Opie, Tim, and Bud are all here for The Long Beach Dub Allstars. We're going to hear something else off of their write back CD at some point tonight. But first, I think we're going to get back.
42:31🔗
Drew
Got a fact I want to address real quick. I remember we had a call the other night about a woman was pregnant, four months pregnant, somebody had three and a half months. And we were talking. We said, I guess in most states, you're pretty much stuck. You have to see this pregnancy through.
42:44🔗
Adam
Remember that? Well, no. She was talking about, yeah, she was three months and wanted to have an abortion or something.
43:00🔗
Drew
That's right. Well, apparently, everybody's taking issue with that. Because we said that at all, the people are very upset about it.
43:10🔗
Drew
We're giving out false information, so I don't understand what the false information means.
43:34🔗
Adam
You're trying to remember nothing. Listen to me. Shut Drew's mic off, please. This guy's got all the degrees on the smart one here. Drew, you said, well, if you're three months pregnant plus, you can't have an abortion anyway.
43:48🔗
Adam
And I said, why not? And you said, well, you know, too far along. And I said, I thought you could have one. And you said, you didn't think so. And these people are writing in saying, yes, you can. I think you should be able to have the abortion in the 10th month. I think if the mother and the father decide to push the kid back up the mom and then abort somewhere within the first year, that's fine.
44:21🔗
Adam
We decided to abort you. My dad wanted me to crawl up my mom just last year and abort me.
44:25🔗
Drew
What difference does it make if it's inside or outside it, you know, nine months, 10 months, 11?
44:29🔗
Adam
Get off that high horse here, Drew. Come on, that's a good idea. Yes, up until if, here would be my policy. If the child has not left the house by its 28th birthday, you can do a retroactive abortion. You can actually have the guy and, like, maybe a video game or something, crawl back up mom, and then we'll have the procedure done.
44:59🔗
Drew
But aren't we also suggesting that people acknowledge how much it sometimes makes women feel awful?
45:15🔗
Drew
Exactly. It would be nice to have that eliminated, abortion. So there would be no need for abortion anymore. That's our primary position, isn't it?
45:26🔗
Adam
Oh, you can just see me standing in front of the pearly gates with, who's there, St. Peter? No, no, no, no. I said abortion was bad. That was Drew.
45:39🔗
Adam
Drew, he's got one of those vanity plates on his car. It says Mr. Abortion. Are you kidding me? No, no, that's my partner. It's total confusion. Yeah, yeah, he lit the farts, too. Same guy. That's right.
45:59🔗
Yeah.
46:03🔗
Caller
This girl, I've been like dating her, and she... I got caught trying to sneak in her window, and her parents told me I could never see her again.
46:16🔗
Caller
Yeah. But she's going over to her dad's tomorrow, and she's had two boyfriends in the time that I've been messing around with her, and she broke up with one to be with me, but then we got told we couldn't see each other anymore, and now she's going out with another one. But I know she likes me more, and I know she'll want to sneak out and see me tomorrow, and I'm going to go talk to her, and I'm wondering, do I go through with it, or do I just say, screw it?
47:02🔗
Adam
James, maybe if he doesn't wear her out when he's on top of her, she'll have enough energy left for you later on in the night.
47:17🔗
Drew
Stop. Stop? It's a mess. You're not helping her. She's a mess. She's acting out. This is contributing to her pain, not making her better. It's going to get you in trouble eventually.
47:32🔗
Adam
At least at 17, you should think a woman could be true. You know? I mean, at least at 17, would you want to? You know what I mean? I mean, if you're doing this at 17, what's going on at 27 in terms of what you're putting up with? James, your girlfriend has boyfriends. You understand? Yeah.
47:54🔗
Drew
Yeah, that's bad. I hope you're using a condom. God knows what STDs you could be exposed to, and of course, pregnancy. Come on.
48:04🔗
Adam
Crawl through another window. All right? Somewhere else. Crawl out of a window, would you? Oh, yeah.
48:14🔗
Adam
Well, it's like, yeah, she's banging with these other guys, but I know she likes me. He's number one.
49:01🔗
Adam
Yeah, we're going to take a little 10-second time out here, and we'll be back with more of the Fabulous program in just 10 seconds.
49:09🔗
This is Love Line on Radio Station.
49:25🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Opie, Tim, and Bud are all here. From The Long Beach Dub Allstars, we will... Wow. Is this the itinerary? Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you just go to, is it skunk.com? Yeah. And don't go tonight because they haven't updated it. But when are you guys going to update the website and get all the venues on there?
49:51🔗
Adam
Tomorrow? All right. Take care of that tomorrow. You're going to do a first thing? Yeah.
49:56🔗
Adam
Listen, I got the car picking me up at six. So I'm going to want to check it out probably about 53545. Think it'll be up? You have to set your alarm. All right. Well, listen, check it soon and periodically find out what you need to know and when they're coming to a town near you because they will be coming to a town near you. Rachel.
50:20🔗
Caller
Good. Hey, my problem is there's this girl that I totally like and I totally want to make out with her, but I don't know how to approach her.
50:44🔗
Caller
Well, we were talking about how guys are total losers and how we should just totally hook up with girls, but we were kind of just joking about it.
50:51🔗
Drew
Why don't you tell her more about what you're all about before you start coming on to her?
50:57🔗
Drew
Just be more honest about what your sexual orientation is. Just talk about it as a friend. If she then reveals to you that she also has similar kinds of-
51:15🔗
Yeah.
51:18🔗
Yeah.
51:21🔗
No, I do.
51:31🔗
Adam
Slip her something. I'll tell you what, I don't go for- I don't agree with giving her the roof or roofie, but I do want her to- why doesn't she slip her the note in the wine cooler and she can drink the note? That sounds like it makes sense. That's pretty healthy. Women are capable of falling in love with one chick but not being lesbian.
51:56🔗
Adam
And it's always bizarre to me because there's no guy you know who goes, I ain't gay, but I'd blow Larry.
52:19🔗
Adam
I love that Larry. Something about the way the beer trickles down, it's chaining on to his T-shirt when he's chugging a 40 ounce or something about the way he goes after his dog with the wiffled bat, something. I don't know what a certain je ne sais quoi about that Larry.
52:35🔗
Adam
I don't like guys. I'm into chicks. But I'll tell you that Larry, I'd blow him. Oh, yeah. Guys don't do that. Either guy, here's the guys, either want to blow no one or everyone. That's how guys are. Guys are like either the thought of being with another guy makes me physically ill or take a number and line up behind the stall and come on in. Come on. Come on.
53:04🔗
Adam
Oh, yes, it is. Gay guy either wants, gay guy wants everyone. Straight guy wants no man. That's how it works. Once you're gay, all men are fair game.
53:22🔗
Caller
Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but I was trying to do anal sex with my girlfriend a couple weeks ago, and she totally refused me, pushed me off the bed and just walked out, and now she doesn't even talk to me.
53:51🔗
Caller
No, she doesn't even talk to me. I call her and doesn't return my calls. I go to her house.
54:03🔗
Adam
Should we call her up? We get to the bottom of this part of the pond. Yeah, why don't we do that? Is she up?
54:31🔗
Adam
All right. Listen, if you're going to come up with an excuse, come up with an excuse. 1115. She's at college. Yeah. I have these all night colleges. You know about those?
54:49🔗
Adam
All right. He's not going to give her the phone number. Listen, here's the deal. When women stop talking to you, when they don't return your calls, when you come over to their house and they don't come out, they're not interested. It's usually not the one thing that you did. It's a collection of many things that you've done over the months or over the years. The one thing may have set them over the edge, but that was a straw that broke the camel's back. It's not like you're a prince. Then what guys do is they argue about the one thing. Oh, come on. I called your sister fat. Big deal. Come on. We should break up because I know there's a whole history of junk that you did, and the problem is is then they start pulling that out halfway into the argument and you can't argue.
56:00🔗
Adam
There's a two-roofie job. One roofie, that's just for straight... That's regular sex. Two roofie. Yeah. And then there's the wine cooler. Then there's the hot sitz bath. You got to sit them in the tub for a little while. Make sure they're cleaned out.
56:17🔗
Adam
Right. Then there's, if you're like me, there's the bottle brush. I make sure everything's cleaned down there. Right, Drew?
56:25🔗
Adam
Yeah, there's that loofah with the stick on it that I like to use in there. It's like trying to put a truck into the granny gear or something. I like to really grind that thing around a little bit, make sure everything's cleaned out. Drew, you know what the granny gear is? No, it's the ear no man. The truck. The man knows what a granny gear is.
56:47🔗
Adam
Old trucks used to have a first gear that was really super ultra low that you never drove in unless you were pulling something. And you city folk, you golden spooners, you drive around in that granny gear. Jennifer?
57:04🔗
Yeah, hi.
57:08🔗
Caller
My question was that every time I have sex in the shower with my husband, I get nauseous, dizzy, I've passed out, thrown up, happens every time, hot or cold water.
57:42🔗
Drew
Okay, again, people who are sort of prone to this are the kind of not. And they used to call it swooning. It's called a vasovagal reaction. And you have that where your heart slows way down and blood pressure drops out. And certainly the hot water.
58:05🔗
Caller
Are you standing up? Yeah, that might have something to do with it, too. Because I've noticed if I'm standing up, sometimes the blood stops coming to my head, you know, the one on top. And I definitely have to sit down on my little step that I made in my shower. So that might help. Yeah, sometimes I have to turn on the cold water, too, to cool myself down.
58:32🔗
Adam
Sit down and shower. That means you're doing good. You know what I'm saying, Drew? You know that step that rich people have in their tub? They can sit there. Like, hey, look at me, I'm showering, but I'm relaxing. I'm taking like a bath shower is what I'm taking.
58:52🔗
Adam
You really arrive when you get the water coming out of both sides. I got that, too. Out of the fish's head. You got water coming out of both sides?
59:04🔗
Adam
Yeah. I'm still standing in a tub. That's, you know what I mean? With the curtain, you know, with the plastic curtain.
59:15🔗
Caller
And then it gets too hot, you turn the showers on, so you get cold water coming down, and it's like it's raining. And then you have your glass of wine sitting there right on the step, and it's nice because the water doesn't dilute the wine at all.
59:36🔗
Drew
This isn't necessarily an issue with heart disease, but it is something that ought to be evaluated, because there can be abnormalities of, let's call it the electrical or mechanical function of the heart that could be of significance.
59:47🔗
Adam
All right. You know what I got on order, though? It's sort of the poor man's water coming out of both sides. I got that enema toilet seat.
1:00:06🔗
Adam
I think it's like 500 bucks or something. It ain't cheap, but can you put a price on your ass?
1:00:18🔗
Adam
I went to the Rego Royale Hotel in New York, and they got a toilet seat. It's called, one special suite is called the S suite. I can't say the whole word. You sit on this toilet and warm water shoots right at your ass. I know it's not something you'd think to do, but you're sitting there and there's this console on the side of the thing. It's like you're a jet pilot or something. You're like, wow, I push one button, a sidewinder missile went right into the hotel. I didn't think that was a good idea to put that there, but I push this other button and warm water started shooting right in my ass.
1:00:54🔗
Caller
That would be really nice after a five-hour flight. Sometimes that asshole just starts building up.
1:01:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, I told him, me using toilet paper is like trying to get peanut butter out of carpet with like a wet nap or something. It's a mess. You just spread it around. You don't really get any of it out. Paper's dry when I bring it back. It's just this hair stuck to it. But you know you take a shower, but especially in your shower, it's coming at you from all angles and it's such a commitment. And then you get out, you step out of the shower and it's been like nice hot water, it got the juices flowing and you think, Christ, now I got to go number two. And you think, all right, now I'm going to walk around with the crap stuck to my ass the whole day because I'm going to get back in the shower. But what if you had the toilet seat that spat at your tuchus while you took a dump?
1:01:49🔗
Drew
That's it. You're going to have it. Huge. Well, I hope it affects your mood and your overall demeanor.
1:01:55🔗
Adam
If this works out, I'm putting it in my car. Wouldn't that be great? Rebecca, you're 17.
1:02:06🔗
Caller
I have a question. I went to the clinic Wednesday and I was there for a pregnancy test and it came back all messed up.
1:02:22🔗
Caller
Yeah. They don't know why. I have all the symptoms of pregnancy but they can't tell if I am or not.
1:02:37🔗
Adam
A what? A PAP smear? Yeah. When you go to a clinic they don't give you that pink or blue pregnancy test, do they? They don't they give you more?
1:02:50🔗
Caller
And they gave me two. But I was wondering if I wasn't, what else could be causing it?
1:02:57🔗
Caller
I've put on a lot of weight. My stomach is hard. I threw up for two months. And I'm always tired and hungry.
1:03:08🔗
Drew
I mean, did they do a medical evaluation on you completely? They take full lab work up?
1:03:41🔗
Adam
Well, it's kind of a retarded approach to starting a family. Hey, if it happens, it happens. I mean, don't you want to kind of establish yourself a little bit?
1:04:06🔗
Adam
Oh, he's a trucker. He'll be a wonderful father. Yeah. I like when we have the only callers in the world to brag. I go, listen, your boyfriend has a job. He has four jobs. I go, listen, that's not good. It's better to have one job. No, four jobs. That means they all suck. Yeah. He's an accountant. He's a stockbroker. He's a lawyer and he's a doctor and an astronaut. He has five jobs. It's never those jobs. Hey, Rebecca, the guy drives a truck. He probably doesn't make a mint. You're 17 years old. You're young and confused. Why don't you slow down just a little bit, get married, get that house, save up a little money, take care of the kid maybe a little better than your folks still care of you. You know what I'm saying?
1:05:10🔗
Adam
Hold on a second, goofball. If you have sex and you don't use protection... Hey, Drew, let me ask you a hypothetical. When you wanted to get your wife pregnant, what did you do?
1:05:21🔗
Drew
Rebecca, there's any number of things that we cause. You need a general medical workup and then people need to focus in. Then people need to focus in on your gastroenterologic system, probably an upper lower endoscopy. You may need a big workup attached to this.
1:06:11🔗
Adam
All right, we all know she was running from something. How old is your fiance? Okay, and he's driving a truck around. You're lucky truckers can't get laid. Otherwise, she'd be screwing everybody. It's like on one hand, the guy's gone 300 days out of the year. On the other hand, no chick's screwing a trucker.
1:06:34🔗
Drew
Rebecca, clearly you need a pregnancy blood test for starters and then once that's ruled out, then going through a medical evaluation via.
1:06:41🔗
Adam
The truckers get that serious curl in their cap. I was explaining on the show there that I stumbled onto something. The wider the trash you are, the more curl you get in the bill of your hat. And that when you become real super white trash, it just becomes a tube in the front of you. It's like you're wearing a paper towel to roll, you know, like in the front of your head. And truckers, man, truckers are always white trash guys, you know, and their bill, their bill actually, like the left side passes the right side, it goes under it and comes around again. It's like, it looks like a crescent roll when you're looking at it. You ever notice that truckers got like the biggest curl in their bill?
1:07:23🔗
Adam
All right, I was demonstrating for the kids. Come on, man. Seriously, Drew, the kids wouldn't think I'm hip. Truckers and farmers got the most curl in their bill. The two whitest trashes professions. Cindy?
1:07:41🔗
Oh, yes.
1:07:44🔗
Adam
There you go. You're 27. People, our show, our callers are so stoned, they forget the name they gave.
1:08:27🔗
Caller
Is it possible that, like, if you're on top and you, like, go down on it and it, like, you know, pops out and you go back down on it and you smash it, is it possible that I could have curved it? Because we have an argument sometimes.
1:08:42🔗
Drew
Yeah, you could injure... Yeah, it's possible. It caused some scarring. I suppose that's possible.
1:08:46🔗
Adam
No, no, but she didn't get it going that direction. It had to start that direction in the first place in order for her to curve in that direction.
1:09:14🔗
Drew
The only correctable procedure there is, is something that will sort of take a pie, sort of a pie slice out of the opposite side from where the shortening is. And so make the entire penis shorter by bringing it sort of up and around. Cindy says that's out of the question with her husband.
1:09:29🔗
Yeah.
1:09:36🔗
Adam
Well, listen, what if they compromise? They take the pie slice piece of your husband's penis, but you get to take it with you to work. It'll be a little piece of penis pie.
1:10:07🔗
Drew
We were talking, but I was talking about how it fits with the anatomy. Give me the book, mind you. The anatomy book.
1:10:11🔗
Adam
All right. Drew's going to... Drew opens this book. There's all kinds of stuff in there. There's the vagina, which I thought was just a patch of hair. It turns out it has all kinds of stuff going on in there. It's like a hole, an opening. Then there's parts, like around.
1:10:50🔗
Drew
No, no, no. It doesn't bend, but it's going in that direction. It's not going this direction.
1:10:53🔗
Adam
Yeah. But if a woman was on top of you, wouldn't she be leaning forward like that? And then like, you know.
1:11:07🔗
Adam
I just made the anatomy book hop up and down. You know what I'm saying though? She wouldn't be standing. She'd be leaning forward, right?
1:11:19🔗
Adam
Thanks for that there, Drew. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. The Long Beach Dub Allstars are here. Let me just check in with Ryan real fast. Ryan? Hello?
1:11:35🔗
Caller
Oh, yeah. She has this problem where she won't let me have regular sex with her, like unless I have anal sex with her. And even then, she's like pretty stingy about it.
1:11:52🔗
Caller
Yeah. And I'm not, like, too down with that. And she just, she won't have regular sex. She won't give me oral sex unless I give her anal sex.
1:12:03🔗
Adam
Wow. It's like some kind of big sex swap meet. Like some kind of Turkish bazaar or something. Like they're trading stuff. All right. Well, I'm not going down on you. Let's talk to my attorney as I've had enough of that.
1:12:18🔗
Caller
I don't think you really have to worry until she starts asking you to give her a dirty Schultz.
1:12:26🔗
Adam
Wait, hold on a second. We got to go break. I've heard a version of this, but we're going to, Bud is going to tell us what a dirty Schultz is. And I'm sure whatever dirty Schultz is, it could be corrected by my toilet seat, by the way. Or Bud's double spray shower. All right, after this.
1:13:22🔗
Adam
Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Snoop Dogg's coming in tomorrow. Not tomorrow, next week. At least that's what they say. So hopefully, we'll see him right now. We have Opie and Tim and Bud All from Long Beach Dub Allstars, and we'll hear something off of their CD.
1:13:57🔗
Caller
Yeah, and she's weird. She's pretty freaky. She does a lot of... She likes a lot of freaky fetishes, and she likes to nibble on the head of my penis. And I don't know, it's just she's really weird, and she just won't have regular sex with me unless I just give her anal sex first.
1:14:22🔗
Caller
Well, it can, until she gets a little vicious. I mean, you know, she gets a little vicious sometimes, but the first time she was giving me head, she just, like after five months, you know, she just started nibbling and it was like really weird. But, you know.
1:14:39🔗
Caller
Yeah. I don't know what she... I think she's in the... She's in the Marines. I don't know.
1:15:07🔗
Adam
Yeah. Ryan, I'm guessing maybe she hasn't had the greatest life and maybe she's a little nutty and maybe, you know, you ought to just have your kicks. But I don't know if she's marriage material, this one.
1:15:20🔗
Caller
Well, I'm not looking to get married to her, but I can't have my kicks with her because she just won't let me unless, you know...
1:15:30🔗
Caller
No, I don't know because, you know, she wanted me to give her a rim job one night, too, and that just kind of freaked me out, too. I just...
1:15:41🔗
Adam
I mean, you know, Mike, I... I mean, you, Drew, you know this, but I swear to God this is a true story. Five years ago, I don't know how long ago it was, I was sitting at the dinner table with my grandmother. She says, you know what a rim job is? I said, I don't know. And I thought, you know, like when you know something, you meet, you know, like any kind of trivia question, if you know the answer, you, uh, uh, uh, you know, yeah, well, no, I know, no, hold on. But I thought, geez, maybe I do not throw the hand up on this one. She said, I was, she was at the Veterans Administration talking to some veterans and they were like, yeah, I got a rim job. And my grandma was like, I didn't know what a rim job was, but I didn't want to say.
1:16:25🔗
Adam
I don't know if everyone knows what a rim job is, but who knows what a rim job is? So I'm like, uh. So someone else at the table, like, pipes up. Yeah, eat out, another guy's asshole.
1:16:51🔗
Adam
All right, we'll take this call and then we'll hear a Long Beach Dub Allstar song. Wendy?
1:16:55🔗
Yes.
1:16:57🔗
Caller
Well, my husband about six months ago went to the doctor for a skin doctor and he has warts on his penis.
1:17:06🔗
Caller
They gave him Aldara for it and he used it and they went away. And I went to the clinic to get checked and they told me I didn't have any.
1:17:18🔗
Caller
How? I don't understand how that's possible. And that dermatologist told him that he got them from a wart that was on the side of his hand.
1:17:52🔗
Drew
I actually find the more confusing part of your story is the fact that you had no evidence of warts.
1:18:08🔗
Caller
And we don't use anything, condoms or anything like that. And I don't understand, how can he have them and me not have them, but his came back?
1:18:21🔗
Drew
Well, it sometimes doesn't show up in women. And the warts often come back after they've been treated. So his coming back doesn't mean you gave him something. Warts just tend to come back.
1:18:31🔗
Caller
Yeah, but if they came back, I mean, he had them, he got rid of them, they came back. And I went and got tested.
1:19:11🔗
Drew
Yeah. Again, I would assume, if I were you, I'd assume I had the virus and would keep having very, very regular...
1:19:16🔗
Adam
How do they test them for the guys? They do that thing with the vinegar and the blacklight?
1:19:24🔗
Adam
You know how they do this? You guys know? Oh, don't play stupid. Come on, what are you doing? Now, they dump vinegar on your penis.
1:19:33🔗
Adam
They just put their dick through the mail slot at the doctor's office. Oh, we're allowed to say it out. Come on, please. It's a late night radio. They dump vinegar on the Pepe there and then they shine a blacklight and it turns like white, right?
1:19:59🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah, it's like a blacklight. Yeah, that guy is a lava lamp. It's awesome. All right, we're going to hear something else from the Long Beach Dub Allstars. You queued up there, Anderson? This one is called My Own Life.
1:23:15🔗
Adam
All right, that was our buddy Fletcher, yeah. The Long Beach, he sounds sort of subdued there, by the way, compared to the last time we talked to him. You're going to Boo Boo City! You're all going to Boo Boo City! Fletcher, the cops are out there, bring them in! They're all going to Boo Boo City with you! I said, Fletcher, listen, you're all staying in here, he said, no one's getting out. I said, that's fine, until 12, then I got to leave. I said, Fletcher, Drew, tell me if I'm lying. I said, come back every night and stay in front of the door until 12, I don't care, but at 12, I'm leaving.
1:24:01🔗
Adam
Yeah, we left. Yeah, but he blocked the door. The bad news is when one of his guys came, put his head through the door and he rung it like it was a bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, you know, between the door and the door jam, you know, like a card in a spoke and it's boom, and he said send him right back out again. I'm thinking to myself, well, that's a guy he likes. You don't even like me. All right. Long Beach Dub Allstars are here. They're just crazy enough to be with the Vandals tomorrow and Gorge Pennywise, TSO, TSO. Oh, man.
1:24:50🔗
Adam
Oh, wait a minute. Hey, John, we got to go to break here. You caught dad looking at porn online.
1:25:02🔗
Adam
Yeah, how old, you know, you think your dad's old, but he's probably not, you know, he's probably 37 or something.
1:25:13🔗
Adam
Still going, huh? Wow. Still hanging out. Well, he was a guy who didn't have a computer for a while.
1:25:18🔗
Caller
Yeah, that's what I figured. But I mean, you know, he's like a good guy and he enforces like morals and everything on me. He was being kind of hypocritical and everything.
1:25:26🔗
Adam
Yeah, all right. Hey, but listen, hey, John, I know you want to confront him. Leave him alone. Don't bust your dad's balls. All right. Listen, kids, you're the kid. That's the dad. Hey, you know, he puts a roof over head. He puts the food in the fridge. He buys your clothes.
1:25:45🔗
Adam
So be it. That is his privilege. It really is. It's not your job to be on the exact same par with the guy. And, you know, it's not like, well, you're buying half the groceries and you're paying half the rent. No, he does that. He looks a little lesbian porn every once in a while. That's fine. All right. Now we're going to take a little break. And when we come back, we'll speak to Judah, who's 15, who masturbates to South Park in other cartoons.
1:26:17🔗
Adam
Back in a minute. Well, it's worth hearing. All right, it is Loveline. Hopey, Tim, and Bud are all here. From The Long Beach Dub Allstars, go check out that skunk.com and find out all the places they're going to be. And I'm looking at a long sheet here. It's going to be a lot of places. So most importantly, the sports arena tomorrow night. But if you're not in LA and you're listening from somewhere else around the country, just do that skunk.com, find out their itinerary and when they're coming to a town near you. And when we left off, we were going to speak to Judah. Judah, you're 15?
1:27:54🔗
Adam
Listen, there's stuff... Hold on a second, because I'm going to make a distinction between things you masturbate to and stuff that's going on while you're whacking off. I mean, like... You know, when I was in high school, my cat would be in the room while I was jacking, but I wasn't jacking to the cat. It was just like, hey, Norman, get out of here. I'm like, all right, you can stay. Let me finish. But it's not like I'm whacking off to the cat.
1:28:18🔗
Caller
Speaking of animals in the room, my friend and I have been having this discussion. And see, after him and his girlfriend have sex, he likes... His dog actually likes to come and lick his balls. And his girlfriend is... She freaks out over it, and he says there's nothing wrong with it. So what do you guys think?
1:28:41🔗
Adam
I think it's a normal, healthy... I wanna know who it is. The dog likes to lick his balls. And he does this in front of the girl?
1:28:50🔗
Caller
Yeah. And she, you know... I mean, he does it like, you know... She kind of wonders, you know, what's going on when I'm not around, kind of thing, but, you know, he lets it fly when she's there.
1:29:08🔗
Adam
All right. No, I think that's a perfectly healthy outlet. And, you know, it's man's best friend. Would your best friend lick your balls, Drew?
1:29:17🔗
Adam
All right, then that's really a friend, right? It's even better than a best friend. Exactly. Yeah. Good point. Chris? Yeah. You're 19.
1:29:29🔗
Caller
Great. Hey, I heard you talking earlier about updating Skunk. It was updated yesterday, and all the tour dates are on there now.
1:29:54🔗
Caller
Cincinnati from my town is about four or five hours, Louisville is about two or three.
1:30:02🔗
Caller
My question was, I had heard that before the tour that you were thinking about working on a new LP already, I just want to know when the new album will be out and what it will be called.
1:30:31🔗
Adam
Chris, I'll see you in Cincinnati and Louisville. Michael? Michael. Michael. Michael. Caller goes by the name Michael.
1:31:04🔗
Caller
Actually, that's my name. Anyhow, I moved up to Chicago after I got my heart broke by this girl down here in Missouri. I moved back up and forth a few times and then I met this other girl after I got out of prison one time. And I just.
1:31:21🔗
Caller
I stole a car in Missouri and I drove to South Carolina. Really? First off, what did you do in South Carolina? I just went down there to see one of my friend's moms.
1:31:43🔗
Caller
Oh, we just went down there to see how she was doing because he hadn't seen her in a long time.
1:31:47🔗
Adam
You guys, you couldn't scrape together bus fare. You had to steal a car? You meant well.
1:32:28🔗
Adam
Listen. Goodbye. Don't forget about your ex. Start new. That's what I'm saying. Don't cross any county lines, all right?
1:33:18🔗
Adam
Good. It's important to work on the vagina like it's a baseball mitt. You know, oil it up. Have your dad park the car on it. Really work it in. Really work it in. Yeah. Hey, Brian, listen. We're running short on time, but let me just say this. If she wants to do it and she's relaxed and she's lubricated and she wants to be there, it'll work out. But if she's tense and uptight and dry, don't force the issue. It'll only get worse.
1:33:55🔗
Adam
All right. I want to say something about the interim producer and phone screener, Lisa, because tonight is her last night. She's been with us since producer Ann stayed home to have the doublets.
1:34:11🔗
Adam
OK. The point is, is she's a breath of fresh air around here, a total professional, great with the guests and the coffee.
1:34:21🔗
Adam
And me, and will be missed sorely. I was really, Lisa, the short time that we had together was my absolute pleasure. And I really will miss you.
1:34:33🔗
Adam
Thanks, dude. And we know you're moving on to bigger and better things. And that's the only it's it's the only ray of sunshine in this whole story for me and Drew. Because other than that, if it's up to me, we'd keep you here at six bucks an hour for the rest of your goddamn life. I'll miss you, too. But we're glad you're moving on to bigger and better things. And again, you'll be sorely missed.
1:34:59🔗
Adam
All right. So you'll be in here. Most definitely. I give it a few months off before you come back.
1:35:39🔗
Drew
Long Beach Dub Allstars, thanks guys for coming in. Opie, Tim, and Bud, appreciate it very much. The name of the album is right back. It was released in September, and for the tour dates, check out skunk.com, right?
1:35:55🔗
Drew
I apologize for my partner. He sort of escaped before anybody had a chance to criticize him properly.
1:36:02🔗
Drew
Next week, we have Snoop Dogg coming in. I'll be gone most of next week, and in addition to skunk.com, please check out drdrew.com. We have an interesting half-hour interview with Tommy Lee, and there is actually a giveaway there with American Pie videos and DVDs. So with that being said, skunk.com, drdrew.com. This is Dr. Drew for Adam Carolla saying mahalo.