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Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.
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Adam
Well, we're back. Phone number for Loveline, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.
2:45🔗
Adam
You know what people do at Christmas parties? I think the number one mistake of employees at Christmas parties? They-
2:54🔗
Adam
That's the number two mistake. Number one mistake actually is combined with the number two mistake, which is have a few too many high balls and chat up the boss. You know what I mean?
3:06🔗
Adam
Because the work environment is a fairly structured environment with a hierarchy. People know their place. The sun is shining, there's phones ringing, there's fax machines going off, people are wearing suit and tie sometimes, and there's a certain protocol. And then the Christmas party rolls around, and the employees have a couple of cocktails.
3:30🔗
Adam
And they start laughing it up a little, they smoke a little weed in the bathroom or something, and then they go talk to the boss. And what they don't really realize is they're still kind of on the clock. I mean, I think as a boss, you never really stop evaluating somebody who's working for you. Even if they're wearing sweatpants, and even if it's at a TGIF Fridays or something, and it's a Saturday night, and you guys are tilting a few beers, there's still certain rules that apply. I think people make a mistake in their business, in their career, by getting a little heated and going and chewing the fat with the boss sometimes, telling them a few things that maybe they didn't need to know.
4:13🔗
Adam
No, the whole, who would I say this party was? Mike Obitz? Yeah, he's a pretty big wheel in this town, and it was a Christmas, well, it was his new company, and it was a Christmas talent show, and me and my partner Jimmy were judging the talent show, and then they'd started to turn into a little bit of a roast at a certain point. You know, and after a while I just thought, hey, you guys, you guys going back to work Monday, or what's going on? But it was about four hours long, and...
4:54🔗
Adam
Let me tell you, the Corollas eat in a sort of deli buffet style for Christmas, which I never...
5:12🔗
Adam
Oh my, I went to my dad's house last night, he had like some, I swear to God, like a pimento loaf spread out, and some turkey, some Lewis Rich turkey, and some beans, and it was, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't Thanksgiving. I mean, it wasn't Christmas. I was looking at this spread, thinking to myself, for Christ's sake, I go down the street to the subway, I get this, in March. The hell do I need to drive across town to look at these cold cuts for? But the Corollas are simple people. So we had that, and it was anticlimactic. I didn't go anywhere, I didn't get too many great gifts. Although, I'll tell you, now that you're, you know, when you're in the business, gifts start showing up at your house. You know what I'm talking about, Drew?
6:06🔗
Adam
That's right. Know what I got? I got a digital camera this year. From whom? The Mike Ovitz people. Nice.
6:28🔗
Adam
Yeah, it was nice. Oh my God. Yeah, that was about it. All right. So we're back. I was thinking all last week, man, do I miss Loveline? Because not only did I miss last week, but I missed the last day of the last week before. So it felt like a long time for me. But then tonight about nine o'clock when I was on the sofa, I said, Jesus Christ, I got to do that piece of ass show again. Although I'd been chomping at the bed all week. So I'm ready to rock and roll here, Drew. Drew, you had a good Christmas.
7:14🔗
Caller
Oh, it is? OK, that I didn't know. And also I was wondering, do you know about how much it is?
7:28🔗
Drew
I doubt it. I think Oregon had some sort of pilot program going, but I don't think you can routinely get it available. You might try, they have a sort of non, what is it, a toll-free number, 1-888-not-NOT, number 2, late, L-A-T-E, 1-888-not-too-late. Do you understand this works by, it's not an abortion pill, right?
7:49🔗
Okay.
7:50🔗
Drew
You understand it just suppresses ovulation. Another article in the, I think it was doing the journal, no, it was, Annals came out today.
7:59🔗
Drew
About how safe this is and how the reduction in pregnancy rates are extremely, extremely high.
8:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, I read a similar article in JAMA over the weekend. That's nice, I appreciate that. Bob, I mean Rob.
8:19🔗
I got your book this Christmas.
8:35🔗
Drew
I'm not sure I'd say it was a bad idea so much as that it was infused with fantasy, and I'm concerned about it. And that you never know who the hell you're dealing with the other end of the line, and people sort of project so much of their own crap onto those internet relationships that there should be a sort of a specified period of time during which people interact in the internet before they meet in person, and it should be relatively short, like a few days or a couple weeks maybe. Because beyond that, it's not a relationship, it's a fantasy. Two people aren't actually meeting.
9:03🔗
Adam
Rob, did you meet somebody on the internet? Yeah, I met a couple girls. Yeah? How's that going?
9:09🔗
All right.
9:12🔗
Drew
The other thing, well, you didn't know that, and they would suppose you kept that relationship going for years and built it into something more than it actually was. The other thing, people need to be near each other. If you're outside of a one-hour radius, off limits.
9:26🔗
Adam
I mean, that's the problem. Here's the inherent problem with the internet as far as I can tell. I think most people are going to take the path of least resistance. I know they will. That's human nature, especially at 14. I mean, do your own homework or have somebody finish it for you, hand it to you Monday morning before you head in. What is every single 15-year-old or 14-year-old going to do? What is anybody going to do? You know what I mean? I mean, you'd never do it. And if I had any alternative other than look a girl in the eye and ask her if I could go over to her house and mow her lawns sometime, which was my way of asking them out.
10:07🔗
Adam
Detailing the car. Those who had a permit. Sometimes I have to do the folkscock. The point is, is anything other than go through that gut-wrenching experience, I would have done it, but there was no other way to do it.
10:20🔗
Adam
Now you have the internet, and I don't blame all the awkward, shy, and whatever 14, 15-year-olds for going that route. It's just an easier, it's less resistance.
10:29🔗
Drew
And ultimately, it can't be that healthy. Ultimately, you have to learn the social skills, right? Necessary to date and meet people.
10:42🔗
Yeah?
10:59🔗
And my question is that I called in a couple of weeks ago.
11:02🔗
Adam
Yeah. Let me say something. Once in a while, I catch Drew on some show. Drew doesn't talk much about his career. He complains about it, but he doesn't really talk much about it, in a sort of back and forth dialogue kind of way.
11:20🔗
Adam
I was doing Blow with Ovitz in a van a week ago, Thursday. No, Drew does Politically Incorrect. He comes in here that night, and he doesn't say he did it, or he does a phoner with the Jenny Jones or something. He doesn't say what he does, but sometimes I turn the TV on late night, and there's Drew, part of a panel somewhere on TV. And I always think, oh, hey, Drew's on, I better watch this. And then about a minute goes by, and I go, what the F do I care what Drew has to say? I'm going to see him later. And then I change it.
11:51🔗
Drew
I don't think... They seem to play this stuff over and over and over again, too, which is really bizarre.
11:56🔗
Okay.
11:58🔗
Well, I called in about how I crack my penis.
12:02🔗
Yeah. Well, it went from a cracking to more like a popping sound.
12:06🔗
It is?
12:08🔗
And well, it's starting to hurt now.
12:22🔗
Adam
Well, you have to have an erection, right? And then you have to apply some downward pressure on the penis?
12:35🔗
Drew
It's a ligament, rather. It can get inflamed just like any other ligament or tendon, so don't overuse it.
12:40🔗
Adam
You can't avoid trying to tuck your erect penis between your legs. Do you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
12:57🔗
Adam
Have you ever got an erection and taken your... I'm going to take my shoe off because I want you to see my heel. Oh, man.
13:12🔗
Adam
Really? You've never had an erection and took your heel up, tucked your heel up and pushed it down on the end of your penis and held your penis.
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There's so many other ways to push it down.
13:20🔗
Why your heel?
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What?
13:29🔗
Adam
You're like throwing a vase on a potter's wheel and you're handing erection. Not me. I'm just... I never did... Please, the temerity to accuse me of doing this.
13:46🔗
Adam
You don't think you'd get your heel to your wrecked penis? Or you think so? I think you could.
13:52🔗
Adam
Hold on. Listen, I saw your penis in that airport in Cincinnati, in Wisconsin. Yeah. You don't have to bend your knee that much to get to it. Believe me. Drew's hung, everybody. Shanna?
14:06🔗
Yeah?
14:10🔗
Caller
I'm a junkie. I'm starting out on heroin. And I have been for like almost four years. And I've tried everything to get off it. I mean, everything from like the lowest of the low, like methadone maintenance, all the way up to like the ultra rapid detox. And nothing works.
14:34🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, I'm still sick. Even when I got out of rapid detox, I went to Chapman. And when they woke me up.
14:44🔗
Caller
Well, yeah. Well, they woke me up. You probably heard about my case. Because they woke me up. And I tried to stand up. And this was like a few years ago when it wasn't that common before, you know. I tried to stand up and I couldn't walk. They had to keep me there for like 12 days. And they said that never happened to anyone.
15:01🔗
Drew
Well, it happens all the time. Yeah, it's a very common people. The rapid, this is a sort of every opiate addict in the world is trying to find an easier, sort of softer way off the drug. And they're very focused on the notion that getting off the drug will end their addiction, when of course it never does. People who get off obits are still left with this incredible empty pain, a feeling of loss.
15:26🔗
Adam
But they look at that as a barrier or a hurdle. Like if they can just get over this week or two, or whatever it is with the withdrawals, if they could get past that phase, then they'd be home free.
15:43🔗
Drew
They put you under anesthesia and they basically saturate your system with an opiate blocking agent. That if you were awake would give you such awful withdrawal. I mean, we don't even know what would happen. It would be just horrible withdrawals. People could not tolerate that. But in the state of anesthesia, they can take over and shock the system into a rapid withdrawal, which is theoretically what's happening, that the receptors are reconfigurating from the saturation with an opiate blocking agent. You wake up and supposedly you're off to opiates, but I've had a lot of experience with these now, and I basically don't treat them anymore, because they end up just like Shanna. They can't walk. They're confused. They feel awful.
16:23🔗
Adam
That's normal heroin withdrawal? Yeah. Meaning the day after I quit, 12 hours after I stopped, eight hours, depending on how it was, after I stopped doing heroin.
16:49🔗
It's so awful.
16:50🔗
Adam
So the opiate blocking stuff or the stuff they inject in you, it just sort of accelerates the whole process.
16:57🔗
Drew
Theoretically, but really, it doesn't work that well. There's a lot of controversy about it, not just whether or not it works and what happens to people afterwards, because of course, they still need a very intensive treatment program in order to actually remit this disease. The people who invented this process in Israel believe that people are doing it incorrectly over here. There's all kinds of issues pertaining to this. I am not impressed.
17:26🔗
Adam
I've been looking to cut back a little bit later. Why? I've been chipping. Oh, whoa. Chipping on my own penis.
17:36🔗
Drew
But no, no, no. Wait a minute. This doesn't happen without a reason. No, no, no. Consequence. What happened?
17:43🔗
Adam
I've been getting a little out of control because I've been working much. I've got a lot of time at home.
18:25🔗
Drew
It's not different. That's another easier way off. You got to go somewhere, a very highly structured environment where you put yourself for a couple months. That's what you got to do.
18:55🔗
Drew
drdrew.com. We have a bunch of resources there in the sort of sites we like and the resources we like area.
19:01🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something, Drew, about pornography for a second. And explain how this monster works. You know, I was, now what band did we have in here about two or three weeks ago when we were singing the theme to Taboo II?
19:26🔗
Adam
Right. Okay. I'll tell you, I'm a quick thinker tonight, Drew. System of a Down was in here three weeks ago. And we were talking about Taboo II. We were even singing the theme song.
19:44🔗
Adam
I mean, I know that song better than I know, like, Happy Birthday. And and this is a this is a porno movie that I got that my buddy the Wheeze had.
19:54🔗
Adam
The first porno movie I ever saw. And let me tell you, we got a lot. A lot of you kids listening 15, 16, 17. There's some porn movie that you're wearing out right now. It's your older brothers or it's yours or you have one or two. You don't have much in your arsenal and you're using it. You're abusing it. And one day you'll trade it away for next to nothing because you'll be tired of it. But I swear to God, that thing, it's like an old Duesenberg that they find in a farmhouse. You know, when you turn 35, that thing is going to be worth more than gold to you. And I've been looking for this taboo too.
20:40🔗
Adam
It was my first real relationship. And all relationships have paled in comparison since my relationship with taboo too at 18.
20:50🔗
Adam
That's right. So, no, this is even a few years after that because you got to understand, I grew up in a house, I didn't, we didn't have VCRs. I grew up in a time we didn't have VCRs. No one had a point, like my buddy Ray, his brother had a stag movie on eight millimeter. Ray said to me the other day, hey, remember we watched that stag movie on eight millimeter? I said yeah. He said whatever happened to that? I said, well, I kept the film and he said, why did you keep it? You didn't have a movie projector. I said, I held it up to a light. Eight millimeters, eight millimeters everybody. Eight millimeters is less than two thirds of an inch. Eight millimeters is 15 sixteenths.
21:38🔗
Adam
I held that goddamn eight millimeter black and white movie up to the light in my bathroom. That's how starved for porn. That's how tough it was. I'm going to tell my kid that story. Eight millimeters is this much, Drew, the thickness of a pencil.
21:57🔗
Adam
That's what I did, a closing one eye, trying to hold still. So anyway, I thought about the Taboo 2. I realized that I think John from System of a Down told me that if I gave him a buzz, he'd get that Taboo 2 out.
22:14🔗
Adam
Yeah. I'm pissed off because I called him like two weeks ago. I left him a message and I said, John, this is Adam, I left my home address, my phone number, send that Taboo 2 out. I mean, because I need it. And then once it was like pizza, you know, I was like, once you decide that that's what you're going to eat that night, then there's nothing that can talk you out of it. And if you can't get it, you're just damned. Like you feel like you want to kill yourself. So a couple of days went by, I figured it's going to take three or four days to get this movie in the mail. Then it was like a Thursday night. It was like one in the morning. It was freezing outside. I was in my underpants. I was in my bed and I decided I'm not having myself tonight. I'm going to bed. I'm turning in. This is it. I'm tired. I got a big day tomorrow.
23:05🔗
Adam
A lot of it has to do with the laundry schedule too. I got all my laundries down in the basement in the washing machine. I got no hamper. I got a barren hamper. It's freezing cold. I'm in the covers. I'm going to bed. A very rare decision to go to bed. Then I started lying there and I thought, when did I call John? I called John on Monday. When I checked the mail last, man, it's been like two days, I thought to myself. I checked the mail on Wednesday. Jesus, that thing could have showed up today. I didn't look at the mail today, I was thinking to myself. I called him Monday and I'm doing this Colombo type math. He probably got the message Monday late in the evening, and sat on it for a day or two, but then got it out to the mail probably on a Tuesday or Wednesday. Now, it takes a couple of days to get to the house. Thursday, Friday, it's Friday. I'm Ben, I haven't checked the mail for two days, and I'm lying there. Now, I live, I'm upstairs, and my mailbox is a good 475 stairs before I am, and it's practically snowing outside. And I've got the alarm turned on, and I'm in my underpants, and the lights are all off and everything.
24:15🔗
Adam
I lay there and wrestle with it for about 40 seconds, and then I'm up with the slippers and the bathrobe, and deactivate the alarm and get the flashlight and everything. And I'm trucking down the stairs at 1 in the morning. Get to the mailbox, fling the mailbox open, pull out a few flyers from Home Depot, and then feel that emptiness, that void of porn, that hollow, that hollow empty feeling when there's no porn in the mailbox.
24:51🔗
Adam
Now I'm out in the freezing cold with my bathrobe and bunny slippers and there's nothing in the mailbox. Son of a bitch. All right.
25:03🔗
Adam
All right. And still, the movie is not showing up. So if anyone from System of a Down is listening, or John, or anybody from the band, please, please get that movie. We can run it over to the studio now, would you please? I mean, this is a form of torture. It really is. Okay. We'll be back after this. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. And let's get back to the phones, because that is the show. Steve?
26:09🔗
All right.
26:21🔗
Drew
Oh, you saw it. Thanks. Yeah. Well, log on to those. You gotta check out, the thing I'm most excited about, besides the fact we have this amazing staff, is these...
26:30🔗
Drew
No, the webcast. We do these, we do this once or twice a week, these live broadcasts where I get to interview celebrities and they talk about all kinds of stuff.
26:38🔗
Adam
This week, they're gonna have the sock puppet that Bobcat Goldthwait does the voice for on Happily Ever After.
27:01🔗
Caller
All right, well, like two weeks ago, my mom walks in on me and my girlfriend making out. And we weren't doing anything really. We were just kissing and stuff. But since then, my girlfriend just completely avoided me.
27:23🔗
Caller
No, I mean, because my mom, my mom really didn't know her all that much. We'd only been going out for like a month or so.
27:28🔗
Drew
Well, maybe this was just an excuse. You think that would, if she were into him, you think this would be a date breaker? No.
27:47🔗
Adam
Steve-O Reno. When I was young, I had my baby teeth and they were falling out, just like everyone else's baby teeth fall out. I don't know when you start losing them at nine or 10 or whatever.
28:01🔗
Adam
No. Rice Krispies. Oh, yeah. When the tooth came out. So I figured the reason the tooth came out was the Rice Krispies. So each time after that, when I got a loose tooth that was about time to come out, I ate Rice Krispies. Naturally, no more teeth fell out because of the Rice Krispies. It just happened to be timing that I was eating Rice Krispies when it fell out and I needed to attribute it to something.
28:28🔗
Adam
Your girlfriend may have been done with you in the relationship and you may have made meaning out of this by connecting it to your mom walking in on YouTube Making Out. But the fact that she won't talk to you anymore just because your mom walked in on YouTube Making Out suggests that she was done with the relationship more than she was freaked out by mom.
29:19🔗
Adam
All right. So there's no logical reason why your girlfriend would end this relationship based on that event.
29:27🔗
Caller
Like I said, I talked to her friends and they're not giving me any answers or anything.
29:40🔗
Adam
It's your only strategy. Yeah. You know, remember when relationships could end and you wouldn't talk about it and you wouldn't know why?
29:49🔗
Adam
Those were the good old days. You mean like my first girlfriend, Esther Chilidenko. When our relationship, you know, like I was like in the seventh grade or something.
30:06🔗
Adam
People are like, so what happened? I was like, I don't know. Well, what? Why did you guys break up? I don't know. I don't know if we broke up. I we still could technically still be together. We could possibly be going together for the last 27 years. I didn't know it, but I don't even know. I don't remember having a conversation. It was just that was it. That was the one, by the way, who said it was between me and my friend, Chris, and she chose me, and all her friends thought she was nuts.
30:44🔗
Can I ask Dr. Drew a quick question first?
31:07🔗
Okay, well 500 milligrams of tetracillin turn your teeth yellow? That's what my uncle said.
31:13🔗
Drew
Yeah, if you're at a young age, tetracycline, if you're sort of developing, if you're growing your permanent teeth.
31:20🔗
Well, would that turn my teeth yellow?
31:26🔗
Not likely?
31:30🔗
Okay, so, but it won't turn my teeth yellow.
31:32🔗
Drew
No, it's actually permanently incorporated, or at least long term incorporated into bone.
31:36🔗
Adam
Why did you take it? Well, so here's the deal. If you take the tetracycline before your big teeth, your old teeth, your permanent teeth, your grandparent teeth come in, then they could turn yellow as they're coming in.
32:07🔗
Yes?
32:11🔗
Oh, I wouldn't really call it an disorder. I'm just trying to lose weight because I tried running and exercising and that wasn't working too well.
32:18🔗
But I'm just wondering, one of my friends said you could die from making yourself vomit.
32:25🔗
Adam
So you're running, exercise, running, and diet weren't helping so you're into purging and laxatives now?
32:33🔗
What do you mean pills? No, I don't take pills for it. Those pills are just so I don't have to ever deal with the zit.
32:39🔗
Adam
I see. Well, I guess everyone's concerned with their looks at 16, aren't they? But she is sort of overly, excessively concerned. Are you throwing up?
32:54🔗
After eating every meal.
32:57🔗
Yeah.
33:02🔗
Well, because it's an eating disorder if you do it for a real long time. I've only done it for like a week and I'm only going to do it until I lose some weight.
33:14🔗
No, it's not a serious deal. I'm not going to be one of those really 102 skinny girls.
33:22🔗
130.
33:28🔗
No.
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115.
33:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's nice. Little light for the black guys, actually. But that's perfect for the, you date white guys? Yeah. That's perfect. Perfect. Listen, 115 and 5'6, that's a little spindly. You understand?
33:51🔗
Drew
You're not going to sustain that weight, and then what you're going to do is keep vomiting as a way of sustaining it.
33:56🔗
Adam
Let me explain something to the ladies out there. This whole getting skinny thing, this is for fashion designers and homos and other chicks. It ain't for what I like to call red blooded guys. It ain't for us red blooded guys. It ain't. Every guy I know likes a woman with a little ass on her, and a little hip on her, and a little penis in her.
34:28🔗
Adam
They do. Smaller guys, even small guys like that. You see a guy who's 5'7, a 125, 130 pounds, he's with a 145 pound woman and digging it. He's climbing that mountain every night. Guys like, now I don't necessarily say they like 170 pounds, but they do not mind a little ass on him at all. This whole 5'6, this whole sort of built like a teenage boy thing, this sort of the beginnings of puberty, teenage boy thing, not attractive to guys.
35:07🔗
Drew
Well, theoretically, it's not sort of a child bearing weight. You're not weighing in a child bearing sort of range at that point. And if we are biological beings, we should be more attracted to the potential reproduction implied by somebody with a little bit more...
35:25🔗
Adam
No, well, listen, guys are... Here's the deal. Listen, if I want that, I'll rape one of my friend's kid brothers. Again. Yikes. Do you know what I'm saying?
35:57🔗
Drew
Also, let me be really clear about it, Jessica. That is how eating disorders start. That is an eating disorder.
36:09🔗
Hello.
36:29🔗
Caller
Anyways. But it's just like, my question is like, it's, in a way it's affecting me is like my mom just like, she just yells at me and tells me, oh, I can't do this and whatever.
36:44🔗
Drew
Well, mood disturbances during menopause are very common. What? Go ahead. She just walk in the room?
36:55🔗
Caller
No. But I met my friends. The thing is like, if I ask my mom to, my mom thinks I'm too old to spend the night with friends and. She, I don't know. I think it's just part of that because this sounds really dumb. But it's, it just, I don't know. She just started.
37:17🔗
Drew
Yeah. Well, let's talk a little bit about menopause though, because your mom may have a real significant mood disturbance. And first of all, why isn't she going on estrogen replacement? People don't go through menopause anymore. We only get put on estrogen and their bodies, normal estrogen levels get restored. That prevents heart disease, Alzheimer's, stroke, osteoporosis. Absolutely no reason, it's absurd for women not to take estrogen replacement.
37:44🔗
Drew
Yeah, that's one of them. And if that doesn't restore her mood, then she should have her depression treated. And this irritability is really one of the most significant features of depression we're seeing these days. So there you go.
38:02🔗
I have a question for Dr. Drew.
38:03🔗
Adam
Yeah. Oh, hold on a second. Hold on. I need a little more of a tease going into the break here. Victoria?
38:11🔗
Yes.
38:21🔗
Caller
Well, because the first time we had sex, he didn't come. So, and I was just like, okay, well, maybe he's nervous. Then we had sex again and he didn't. And by like the fourth time, I started asking him what's going on. And then I'm not pleasing you. Is there something wrong? And he was just like, no, you know, I've never been able to come while having sex with, you know, with having intercourse with a girl. And I was like, well, have you ever been with a guy? And he said, no. He said that he masturbated like too much before he lost his virginity. And that was like one of my questions to wonder if like the reason why, if the reason why he can't come during intercourse is because he masturbated so much before he lost his virginity.
39:10🔗
Adam
Hold on a second, Victoria. This is interesting because I suffer from the same thing. And maybe it was the excessive pre-cherry-popping masturbation that caused this.
39:33🔗
We'll be right back with more.
39:54🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Andy Dick will be in here tomorrow night.
40:03🔗
Drew
From News Radio. What did you see him on? He's playing a mad scientist. Gadget. Inspector Gadget.
40:11🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. Andy's done a ton of work. What the hell was that about? I saw him at Kathy Griffin's Christmas party when I was hobnobbing with the stars a couple of weeks ago.
40:35🔗
Adam
Brooke. Yeah. So I was hobnobbing with Brooke, but I was also hobnobbing with Andy Dick, who was sitting there with his band, the Bitches of the Century.
40:49🔗
Adam
Had a head of steam because I had just done the Billboard Awards with Kathy, and he'd done the Billboard Awards the year before. So he figured I'd somehow jockeyed into position and took his place.
41:05🔗
Drew
So funny. He was telling me, he did the webcast, my webcast, at drew.com, and he... www.drew.com, yet again. And he was saying how he was feeling very upset that he'd been pigeonholed on Saturday Night Live as a gay heroin addict. I said, God, the temerity. After all, he's a bisexual opiate addict.
41:34🔗
Adam
Victoria? So you're 19. And I know I called this man you're having sex with your boyfriend, but it's not your boyfriend.
41:44🔗
Caller
No, I have a boyfriend. I've, I, the person that I'm talking about right now, we haven't, we just fold around a couple of times and this was a while back, but we're still good friends.
42:13🔗
Drew
You just revealed something very interesting about yourself. You said you had this problem early on only or you still have this problem?
42:17🔗
Adam
Uh, well, here's the deal. And Victoria asked, well, maybe he masturbated too much before he lost his virginity. That was her statement, and maybe that had an effect on him.
42:31🔗
Drew
But first of all, every male knows that whatever his pattern was before he lost his virginity, if anything doubles down afterwards.
42:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, but is there an argument that one could make with too much time with yourself before you're actually with a woman where your penis almost gets trained to a different kind of stimulation?
42:50🔗
Drew
That's a possibility, but I think she's concerned that his chi has been flowing out in the wrong directions.
42:58🔗
Drew
And a compulsive masturbator does not stop at the point where they lose their virginity, so you can guarantee he's still doing that. That may be the big issue right there.
43:12🔗
Adam
You begin masturbating at 14 and a half, then maybe you don't lose your virginity until 17 or 18. Now you have three, four years of going at it yourself with a handful of lubriderm in the shower. Or whatever is going on, porn movie playing. You have your situation set to a certain way. Next thing you know, you're in a different position, in a different room with some scary live human being strapped underneath you, albeit probably passed out from the sock full of ether you gave her out in the parking lot. But the point is, it's a totally different environment for your penis and sometimes it cannot achieve orgasm.
43:54🔗
Drew
That's reasonable, but if that were such a universal truth, why don't all males experience it?
44:09🔗
Drew
And by the way, if you're masturbating intensely, you need to get your own thing going in order to make it happen, right?
44:15🔗
Adam
Let me make this hypothesis. Tell me if you think this is a fair statement. X amount of men cannot have an orgasm via oral sex. I don't know, 15 percent. Okay. Does it sound reasonable? A 12 percent is a decent amount of guys can't do it though. It's probably-
44:34🔗
Adam
Can or choose not to. Let's just say can't. Let's go with the can't. 10 percent of guys cannot have an orgasm from oral sex. I don't trust them. I don't want to hang out with them. I don't want to converse with them. But 10 percent of guys cannot do it.
44:49🔗
Adam
Then there is 2 percent, 5 percent, 12 percent or something who cannot have it during intercourse. So maybe there's just some guys who can't have it just like there's some women who can't have an orgasm during intercourse or through oral sex or whatever it is. Michelle?
45:22🔗
Caller
I haven't been diagnosed with it. I was told I may have it. Okay. I was just wondering some of the spin-offs or symptoms or whatever you want to call them that could kind of mean that maybe I do have it.
45:45🔗
Drew
Yeah. Insulin resistance. So sometimes a little bit of weight excess and a propensity to develop diabetes.
46:08🔗
Caller
Yeah, I know where I can, like, where you can get that movie at, Dr. No, I don't want that damn thing.
46:14🔗
Adam
Oh, please, you want it. You need someone with your life to find it. Hey, where can I get it?
46:18🔗
Caller
Yeah, it's at the taboo video number four up on Aurora, Seattle. I always pass it up when I'm looking for the...
46:32🔗
Yeah, you're willing to go to any length, right?
46:41🔗
Adam
Listen, if anyone within the sound of my voice has taboo too, please get it to me. I need it. I want it. I mean, I have to have it. Okay? That'd be the greatest Christmas gift of all. Let me say something to you ingrates who listen to this show. I bust my ass on a nightly basis coming in here. Two hours I work in here, slaving away over a hot mic, striving, always striving to get better, always striving to improve, sometimes showing up as much as four minutes before the show begins and oftentimes burning the midnight oil a minute, two and a half minutes depending on whether I have to go to the bathroom or take a picture with the band after the show before I actually get my car and speed home. I bust my ass and at no charge to you, the listener. I don't ask for anything in return except for now. I want that taboo too. And if any of you have a shred of decency, someone will get me that movie before the night is over. Okay, we'll be back.
47:42🔗
Adam
Well, it's worth hearing. It is Loveline. We're going to take a quick 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the show in just 10 seconds.
48:24🔗
Adam
It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LE-1-9-1, forget about the fax number. Andy Dickel being here tomorrow night. Well, see, it's good to be back. I made a couple of notes during the break here, Drew, because being away from the show for a week, of course, us being on vacation last week, few things happened. I want to make a mention of it. You know, I complain a lot about the show.
48:55🔗
Adam
My grandma's Christmas party that my mom and stepdad met at a primal scream therapy class in 1973, which is something I wasn't aware of, that I thought, Jesus, I got to get on the air. I got to get on the air and mention that one. And you know, my stepdad, John, is like, you know, he's a, he's an electronics engineer at Lockheed at the Skunk Works Division, the top secret division at the Skunk Works Division, the top secret division.
49:32🔗
Drew
That primal scream might have kept him from opening up with a little AK-47 or something.
49:37🔗
Adam
I don't know if it's hope so. Because the guy, you know, he's got like a pocket liner and his pants get higher and his belt gets tighter every year.
49:52🔗
Adam
There was a whole movement in the 70s. There's a whole lot of retarded movements. I think a lot of it was just based on smoking way too much weed and thinking too much. But there's a lot of movements in the 70s. One of them was, you know, the man is trying to poison you with fluoride. And there's just all sorts of 70s. Most of it had to do with the man keeping you down. But one of the popular notions in the 70s was that we were all very angry. And we all had a lot of rage in us. And that we needed to vent this rage.
50:24🔗
Drew
Well, we needed to be actualized. The whole actualization movement and the me, the me generation, remember that whole thing?
50:29🔗
Adam
Yeah, but part of the problem was is that we were not letting our hostility out. Like we were filled, seething, we're seething cauldrons of anger. And if we could let this out in a sort of healthy way, then it would be like purging ourselves of all these toxins we had in our bodies.
50:57🔗
Adam
How old are you, Anderson? The Bataka, you're lucky. The Bataka Bat is essentially a bat that has about 8 or 9 inches of foam rubber padding around it. And the whole idea was to just beat the crap out of your friend, your neighbor, your parent with this thing and purge yourself of all this rage. Pound the pillow. You know, I remember my mom used to say, you know, if you're angry, if you're upset, whatever, go get the pillow and just beat the crap out of it.
51:30🔗
Adam
Yeah. And as you know, that most of this is nonsense because, you know, you take a look at Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson works, works, you know, 50, 12 rounds on a heavy bag, five rounds on a speed bag, four rounds on a double-ended bag, then does some shadow boxing, then does six rounds of sparring, then gets in his car, drives down the street, rear end, so on, and beats the crap out of a couple of tourists.
51:54🔗
Drew
And mind you, your parents would not like you playing football. Because that was the man's game.
51:58🔗
Adam
That was the man's game, right. Yeah, my idiot parents, they didn't want me to play football, but it was okay to beat the crap out of like an imaginary foe that was on a pillow. Well, I think that was just smoking too much weed.
52:10🔗
Drew
But the primal scream there was this notion that you could get the right intensity of scream, that all this sort of the cry of a baby being born was sort of the notion that you would return to a state of pristine health.
52:24🔗
Adam
The whole plan was to just crawl back up your mother's vagina where it was safe and before you were soiled by the man and society and the toxins and pollutants in the environment. So I never went to one of these things, but I'm guessing it was just a bunch of people in their thirties sitting around just going, Mom, I'm so mad at you.
52:47🔗
Adam
Would you make me uncomfortable to do? But I think I'd be equally uncomfortable from guy I didn't know next to me was like crying and yelling. It is babysitter. You know what I'm saying?
53:06🔗
Drew
Why we would have anything... Really, those times should be sort of exposed, the seventies, for what it was.
53:14🔗
Adam
I just can't believe my mom met my stepdad in a primal screen class. Where are we going? Six?
53:22🔗
Adam
No. Yes. Well, just quickly, I was at a shoe store today and saw like a 285-page book sitting there on the counter and it said, walking. And I thought to myself, you got to read 285 pages on walking? I thought, who the hell... I was yelling at the guy, who buys a book on how to walk? And by the way, doesn't everyone... The store is in a mall. So theoretically, everyone has then walked, you know, to get the book. I mean, Jesus Christ, walking. There's like a companion book, which is 173 pages on breathing. Actually, that's on inhaling and there's another 210 on exhaling. Nonsense. And maybe if you carried the book while you're walking, I think that may have been what it was. It was just that it was way to 80 pounds.
54:30🔗
Guest
And as soon as I got your phone call, I went out and picked it up from a friend of mine.
54:41🔗
He's going to cry.
54:46🔗
Just do it right now and then come by.
54:55🔗
The Valley, dude. I'm in your hood.
55:11🔗
Whenever you get off, we're, we're, I'm over at my base tours right now.
55:44🔗
Adam
No, no, I appreciate it, but no, it's too... You understand, my testicles are like a time bomb, and I started...
55:57🔗
You might need a couple of months on that one.
56:06🔗
I need Drew to see it, man, just so he knows what we're talking about.
56:13🔗
Adam
No, you know, there's two theme songs. There's that one and then there's... Oh, that one was, Gotta Get It On.
56:22🔗
Well, I mean, you can make a whole album just for the tap of the tongue.
56:47🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something about my testicles, everybody. Here's the testicles. I think all guys will find some truth in this statement. It's like, you know how spaceships in these sci-fi movies have a self-destruct system and it's a sequence and you push it into a keypad and then once the countdown begins, it's over. It's locked.
57:16🔗
Adam
It's like when you're driving home, you think you got to pee real bad, you start rolling down your off-ramp that's closest to your house and the clock has been set. And if your key breaks off in the door, you're pissing in the mail slot. That's it. You're pissing on your porch because the countdown has begun. Sperm will come out of my penis at 1227 tonight.
57:40🔗
I'll wear another.
57:45🔗
It wouldn't matter.
57:49🔗
Drew
But what if you weren't in front of this movie? What a disappointed let down. You'd be depressed. You'd kill yourself.
57:58🔗
Adam
That's not an option. Understand? I don't think that way. Losers think that way. You understand me? I refuse to think that way. Dave?
58:07🔗
Hello.
58:11🔗
Caller
I kind of got a problem. It's kind of this strange thing. Like every time I do a number two, I have a little bit of pre-ejaculatory fluid come out of my penis.
58:36🔗
Drew
It needn't necessarily be a pre-ejaculate. There are other fluids emitted, sort of seminal type fluids emitted from the prostate. When the pressure of the stool and the bearing down, all kinds of stuff comes through, you might have a little bit of lubricant come out, so to speak.
58:54🔗
Drew
I know, but it's not... The point is, the question is, does it have sperm in it, really? And it may not. The seminal vesicles are really what release the sperm. I doubt that would necessarily have sperm in it at that point.
59:04🔗
Caller
The other thing is, sometimes I get kind of like a sharp pain, like in my paint. You know what that is?
59:10🔗
Caller
Like, you know, paint, ball of paint, you know. Well, it's, you know, is that anything to worry about?
59:16🔗
Caller
No, no, just sometimes like when I'm walking around, I'm like, ow, like, you know, right?
59:26🔗
Adam
That's a little disturbing at age, the tender age of 18 when you're offloading, you got something dribbling out of the front of you. You know what I'm saying? I mean, you know, I was like, yeah, but that's what you get a nose bleed too. You know what I mean?
59:44🔗
Drew
I don't, I wasn't kids have lots of questions, right? All kinds. This is just one of them.
59:56🔗
Adam
You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking I hit the road a little early. Yeah, get on the cell phone. Yeah. We'll end the show that way. Unacceptable.
1:00:15🔗
Caller
Um, okay. My best friend wants to have a threesome with some guy that she just met recently and I don't know, I kind of want to do it. Why?
1:00:53🔗
Adam
Is that all right? It's my sister's name, Lauren. L-A-U-R-E-N. She tried to spell it L-A-U-R-Y-N for like 10 minutes in 1985.
1:01:17🔗
Adam
I don't remember that at all. I'll have to check my notepad. Lauren is 17. Sounds like she's 28. Sounds depressed. Sort of been with some women. What are you going with, Drew?
1:01:31🔗
Drew
She was abused by a peer when she was like 10. Just meltdown chaos at home, just you name it. She may not have been sexually abused, but violence, drugs, whatever.
1:01:43🔗
Adam
Yeah, I'm going, I'm going, didn't know, dad out of the picture, stepdad in there, no overt abuse, doesn't like the guy drinking, just downtroddenness, but no overt abuse.
1:02:03🔗
Adam
I'm not going to any kind of sexual or physical abuse. I'm going, real dad's not around. She doesn't know why, but mom, mom shakes her head every time she brings it up. And there's been like stepdad slash boyfriend is an idiot, doesn't really like her. Okay.
1:02:25🔗
Caller
Because, okay, my parents separated when I was two and they got divorced when I was four. And then I think when I was around three or four, a family member, a female family member sexually abused me. And then throughout elementary school, there was some sexual activity with my peers.
1:02:51🔗
Adam
That is tragic. I mean, not that you're sexually abused, but that I lost another dollar.
1:03:17🔗
Drew
So that's where I was getting at. I was getting like nine, ten. That's the age-old bad stuff.
1:03:28🔗
Adam
Oh, Lord. I mean, see, it's so amazing. But you know, hold on a second. You know how you can tell what a dog has been through by how a dog walks?
1:03:44🔗
Adam
You know what a dog just walks? Some dogs' tails flapping in the air and their heads up.
1:03:54🔗
Adam
All right. Hold on. Let's not do, you know, who you... What else is his name? Perkins. Lawrence. What's his name? Perkins.
1:04:06🔗
Adam
Marlon Perkins. Isn't that the Wild Kingdom over here? Oh, they're used to air Sunday nights. But the point is, is you know, you can tell just a dog by just the way it walks, where its tail is, its demeanor is, just how it's walking, like whether it was beat or whether it's scared or whether it's angry or whether it was raised by loving whatever. Man, people, I mean, I could just hear Lawrence first two syllables. I knew there was something bad going on. She's 17. It just seems like she's hasn't slept in five years. That's what she sounds like. She's been like driving a truck for 15 years and it's just so sad and it's so pathetic and I know this is my anger maybe misplaced but I'm not as angry at the boyfriend as I am at the mom. I'm really not. As I understand, there's pedophiles and abusers out there. I mean, that's a given to me. The fact that you bring them into the home, set them loose on your daughter and then let it go on for years is the thing that's most disturbing to me. This is a mother and her daughter. And I mean, this guy who she brings in her home is just some guy who did a little time for selling pot and doesn't give a rat's-hiney about anybody, but this is mom and daughter. Hey, Lauren, don't you hate your mother for bringing this guy home?
1:05:24🔗
Caller
Well, actually, I don't know if you remember, but I called a while back because I was having fantasies about killing my mother.
1:05:36🔗
Caller
No, but like from when I was little, like three or four, I would have like sexually oriented fantasies about killing her.
1:05:48🔗
Caller
Well, I don't know. It was like I would strangle her and then do stuff to her after she was dead.
1:05:58🔗
Caller
Yeah, and I did. I told her about it and she got a therapist for me. Then there was a problem with the insurance, so I haven't been in a while.
1:06:23🔗
Adam
Listen, please, and I'm going to make this quick because I got to drive across town to get some porn. But we all have problems. Don't ruin it for me. Jesus Christ, I was going at myself the other week and our manager Howard called to wish me Merry Christmas. My penis is still in my hand. I thought, oh, let me put his wife on the phone. I almost want to kill myself. I'll tell that story in a minute. Hey, Lauren, listen, honey, please, don't do this threesome. Just chill out. You've had some horrible things happen to you. You got to get your grades up. You got to get out of the house. You got to take care of yourself. You just have to, and don't act out.
1:07:05🔗
Drew
I know it's the only way you can feel whole, the only way you can feel valid, the only way you can escape some of these awful feelings you walk around with. But don't get focused on escape. Get focused on nurturing yourself, taking care of yourself, taking things slow and easy, one step at a time. Realize although there's some positives to making this choice, there are a whole lot of negatives, and it certainly is all in line with the current merry-go-round you're on. And the only way to step off is to not do this sort of thing, and to really think about what you can do to take care of yourself better.
1:07:31🔗
Adam
I know this is not the kind of thing I should be talking about on the radio, but yesterday I was, you know, I spent a lot of time at home, like a lot of time, a lot of time. And I was going to hit a little little afternoon delight, you know. I just thought, well, it's noon, I should be hunkering down for a nap. I mean, I have been up since 10, 15, and, you know, I think I'm going to take a nap. And then I thought, well, maybe I'll have that myself before I take a nap. So I started in on myself a little bit, and the phone rang.
1:08:08🔗
Adam
I know, I never answer the phone. And I was like staring at it. And I have this caller ID thing, right? And there's two times, like if it's a phone number I don't want to talk to, if it's a person I know, I won't pick it up, obviously. If it's someone I do want to talk to, I'll pick it up. But once in a while, I get that private thing. It's always intriguing to me. It's the grab bag of phones, you know? Maybe it's Publishers Clearing House. Maybe it's Satan, you know? But I don't know. Then I see the private, and I was like, and I always bite on the private, because it just could be anybody.
1:08:39🔗
Adam
It'll just say private, yeah, on the phone. So I hit the thing, and it's our manager, Howard, you know? And I just want to wish you, oh, no, it's his wife. It's his wife, Maria. And Maria has been ill, and she's been going through a tough time, and she's been home recuperating and whatnot. And the pants are around the ankles, and the penis is out, and she's like, you know, it's been a real tough time, and, you know, I've been ill, and she started to tear up a little bit, and I was like, oh, my God, my penis. Then I started crying. No, I was like, I just thought it was the most, and I was, you know, I was trying to have a conversation. Well, I know it's been a tough time, but, you know, you're tough, you get through it. I mean, meanwhile, I was talking to my penis, and I was just thinking to myself, this is surreal. I got to get my, I got to pull my sweats back up. It's getting weird now, even for me, you know, I'm an atheist. And then she said, I was like, okay, but you're all right. You're okay, you'll do better. Well, Merry Christmas to you. Okay, she said that.
1:09:46🔗
Adam
So I started going back to my penis. She was like, let me put Howard on. I said, oh, Christ, my penis looked up. For Christ's sake, come on, turn the TV on. There's something, I got to do something. So Howard got on, we talked about the Buffalo Bills for an hour and 45 minutes. And then, you know what? I said, forget it. That was enough. I didn't go to bed. I didn't have myself. I screw it. I put some socks on, I put some shoes on, I went outside. I got to get outside. So it was probably a blessing. But bad when someone calls up and starts crying on the other line when you're masturbating, right?
1:10:23🔗
Adam
We're going to take a little break. And when we come back, we'll speak to. All right. It'll be a surprise. Surprise caller when we come back. Hey, it's the Loveline. Phone number, 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1, fax number. Oh, forget about that. That's Drew, I'm Adam. Listen, I gotta get that video.
1:11:23🔗
Adam
I'm gonna cut out after this break. I'll do the rest of the show from the cell phone, all right?
1:11:27🔗
Adam
I got a new cell phone. It should work good. You know what I like? It would stop me if I talked about this on the air, but now when you get a new cell phone, this thing's got like three lines on it and speakerphone and you can get email off it. I, of course, know how to do nothing and will never, but it came with a tutorial video. Oh, wow.
1:11:53🔗
Adam
Yeah, I think so. I'll have to take a look at it. Now, here's the point. It comes with a video. A lot of stuff comes with a video now, computers, word processors, things like that. And this phone comes with a video. Now, for guys who can't read and don't like to read, like myself, the video is a godsend, because instead of going through a thick manual that was translated from Japanese, I can sit down and enjoy video. Here's the problem. And if anybody from the Motorola company is listening or any of these companies are thinking about putting out one of these videos that highlights and teaches you how to use all of the functions on something, whether it be a word processor or a computer or a cell phone. Here's the deal though. Go ahead and take the plot line out of the goddamn video.
1:12:47🔗
Adam
I didn't have the sound up so I don't know what that's about. But I don't want to see... Here's what I want in the tutorial video. Here's your phone. See this button? You push this button and this happens. I don't want the setting to be at an ad agency and have Herb be the new guy. You know what I mean? It's like... I swear to God this tutorial video is... We're over at Jenkins and Jenkins Architecture Company. Bob Jenkins is the Senior Vice President. Herb Jankowicz is the VP of Marketing. And I want you to meet Trudy. Trudy is going to explain to our new employee, Ted, here who's eager to start, how Jankowicz and Jenkins work. Now, we got a big client down the street. You'll want to take your motoroad cell phone with you. And they're going through this whole... I'm getting lost in the story at this point. You know, I'm cheering, I'm weeping. The part of Bob Jenkins was played with pathos. And I'm thinking to myself, what the hell do I need a goddamn story to learn how to work the goddamn phone for? I'm driving me insane.
1:14:05🔗
Adam
Oh, this guy's carrying plans. And he's taking them down the street to the big project. How are we going to get in touch with you once you get there? We'll use the two-way walkie-talkie activation.
1:14:27🔗
Drew
This is taking the extreme, the silliness of people believe that other people want to hear stories. There's a public speaking action, right?
1:14:34🔗
Adam
Please just say, I got the phone, not for the video. I got the phone, you know, it was wonderfully lit, the score was amazing, I don't know who did the score on it, but I mean, the cinematography was great, but it's just, just say, just show how the phone works.
1:15:30🔗
Adam
A red-blooded man. Thank you. Trying to get my Taboo 2 video from John. Here's John's excuse, by the way, for not getting me the Taboo 2 video. I got your call. I got the video out. That's it.
1:15:46🔗
Adam
Where's the part about you getting run over by a truck on the way to the post office? That is not an excuse, you getting the video out. And then I, then he took it out. Oh, I should take some solace that he's got it at his house. At least it's safe.
1:16:05🔗
Guest
Yeah, this is Julian. Hey, Dr. Drew, Adam. This is Julian calling from Beautiful Van Nuys. Dr. Drew, before I ask the question...
1:16:15🔗
Guest
Before I ask the question, I just wanted to mention, Adam, guess who this is? I was the guy today that sold you the underwear at Bloomingdale's.
1:16:31🔗
Drew
You just handed off to them at the beginning of the show and lectured me on how important, how nobody ever buys underwear and what a great gift it is.
1:16:38🔗
Guest
I was going to say hi, but I thought you might get sort of annoyed because they're not supposed to talk to the celebrities which come into the store.
1:16:43🔗
Adam
Well, I just couldn't believe the packages on some of those underwear ads. I mean, my God, they sell underwear. I was offended. Yeah, guys with stuff packed in, you know, talk about no wonder they sell the socks in the underwear in the same department because the guy had like a 12 pack of tube socks shoved in the front of his underwear. The Calvin Kleinman, they have these like speedo briefie, you know, single band only gay guys. And I don't know if this is your experience, Julian, but only gay men buy these underwear, the kind that just have the strap going along the side and then the front pouch in the rear. The rear sort of sack, please, there's not a straight man alive who's bought a pair of those, is there?
1:17:38🔗
Guest
Anyway, I'm working in men's designers. I work from 1 to 930 tomorrow. Come by, I'll give you a discount, okay?
1:18:11🔗
Guest
I wanted to... I'm starting to be scared. But anyway, I was just wondering, what are the health risks, too, of not being circumcised? Because I know that urine gets caught down there, and it's...
1:18:24🔗
Drew
There's not really any significant health risk. Most of the world spends their life uncircumcised, okay? And you can imagine if this were really a significant health issue, we would be doing something about it. Yeah.
1:18:37🔗
Drew
Yeah. And so it is kind of a hygiene issue, perhaps. And we're sort of fastidious about that kind of thing in this country. It acquires a little more care than without the crop time.
1:18:50🔗
Drew
Anyway, but theoretically there may be a slight reduction in the risk of penile cancer. Okay.
1:18:59🔗
Drew
One other thing we hear about these foreskin narrowing and getting painful and tearing and that kind of stuff, and that's avoided by circumcision. Go ahead.
1:19:06🔗
Adam
Let me just catch everyone up. I started the show by explaining that when System of a Down was in here about three weeks ago, they had taboo to a movie that I've been looking for for about 16 years and that they were going to send me out a copy. I called John from System of a Down about two weeks ago, gave my address and asked him to send me a copy, and I've been chomping at the bit to get this tape ever since. I decided I needed it tonight. He called in and I'm coming over there. I don't care whether you're home or not. I'll drive the car through the front door like Darryl Gates and tear that place apart until I find that video. John?
1:19:47🔗
Adam
Now we talked to John a half hour ago on the air, and he said that I was going to come over tonight and get this Taboo 2 from him.
1:20:04🔗
Drew
No, I'm not, but he was going to leave the show. I was going to finish him because he can't work in this condition.
1:20:18🔗
Caller
You got to understand, man. We went to Europe and we played the Sabbath shows and everything.
1:20:22🔗
Adam
Yeah, I know. But you know how many times I've heard that we went to Europe and played with Sabbath excuse?
1:20:28🔗
Guest
All right, dude, look, as soon as you get out of there, call me. And I'll run over to my house.
1:20:37🔗
Adam
John, John, listen to me. How long is it going to take you to get from your bass player's house to your house?
1:20:55🔗
Adam
Well, no, no, no, I don't want you to get an accident. I mean, before you get the tape after that, you become expendable. Well, don't get me wrong. I don't wish any harm upon you. I'm just saying if something happens, it happens. Oh, my God. I can't control things. All right. So you're you're what city you in right now? I'm in Burbank. You're in Burbank. And you've got to go to West Hills, North Hills, North Hills.
1:21:30🔗
Adam
But it makes sure the battery is good and everything. We got your cell phone number, right?
1:22:05🔗
Adam
John, seriously, let me just ask. It's going to take me at least 15 minutes to get from your place in North Hills back to my place in Hollywood. So, do you got some paper towels?
1:22:27🔗
Adam
I have very delicate sensibilities. All right, John, I'm going to call you from my car in about five minutes.
1:22:34🔗
Adam
All right, be ready. Thank you. Okay. Well, for a minute, I thought this wasn't going to go down. Dear Stan, people talk about, you know, what's exciting. You know, is doing a TV show exciting? It's doing a radio show. So what about that billboard show? That was a big show. Is that exciting? No, that's work. This is exciting. This is good. All right, what I'm going to do, Drew, is I'm going to I'm going to run to my car.
1:23:02🔗
Adam
I'm going to call him from my car. Yeah. And I'm going to slap that siren on the top, like Starsky and Hutch.
1:23:08🔗
Adam
Yeah. The one where I just reach around and slap it on the top. And I like drive through trash cans and down alleys and, you know, chase hobos down and they're going to dive into cardboard. It's a lot of cardboard to dive into.
1:23:22🔗
Adam
All right. This is good. Let's just take just take one last call before I hit the road.
1:23:26🔗
Drew
I mean, I've got some medical calls I can go through there while you're I'm going to get on my phone. I know. But you're going to have a few minutes to get together and settle direction with John and you five minutes.
1:23:39🔗
Drew
Yeah. And you know the hotline number here. You got to go up to 405. You're going to be on you're going to be on freeway for a while anyway.
1:23:45🔗
Adam
So all right. If any of our friends from the Culver City PD are listening, I could use an escort to the outskirts of town. I could trim about 35, 40 seconds off my commute.
1:24:35🔗
Drew
And welcome back, it's Loveline, I'm Dr. Drew. Adam Corolla is on route to meet with John from Systems of the Down to retrieve his beloved Taboo 2. What is with that? Can you have that, why am I such a loser drop handy, will you please? No, no, give me the one I want.
1:24:57🔗
Drew
That's right. Anyway, he'll be calling in on his car phone, and what's funny, we were saying as he was leaving, that people were probably thinking that he's sitting in another room pretending to be on his car phone, or pretending to be in his car. He's in his car heading for the 405. He's not listening to us right now because he's actually speaking to John from Systems of a Down. But we got some interesting calls I'm going to get through here. This is Sean 25. Sean?
1:25:17🔗
Caller
Nothing much. I got a best friend of mine who just graduated college and she's tried Ecstasy for the first time, and she really enjoyed it. And we were talking about it and I was kind of curious as to what it contains and what are some of the long-term effects of short-term usage?
1:25:36🔗
Drew
It's a stimulant, an amphetamine basically, that's been altered to give it hallucinogenic properties. And it's one of the scarier drugs out there right now. It's, boy, I wish I could, we were talking about this during the break, interestingly, but I wish I could give people my perspective on these drugs. Now I'm treating all these 40-year-olds for depression who were using stimulants and hallucinogens in their 40s, in their 20s, excuse me. It's such a common syndrome these days. The brain gets injured, gets depleted of serotonin, and you need to be on antidepressants. And it is a very unpleasant experience. Acid being the worst drug in terms of causing this syndrome, ecstasy being one of the drugs I worry about has perhaps number two or three behind acid. Jeff is 14, Jeff?
1:26:22🔗
Caller
I have a question. I've heard you say that, like, genital warts go away by themselves after a while.
1:26:32🔗
Caller
All right, because what a lady told us from public health service at our high school is that they don't go away at all.
1:26:41🔗
Drew
Well, this is a, I'm not surprised that they would teach it to you that way. This is actually a controversial issue. The medical literature is replete with discussion about this right now. And there is good evidence that in many cases it will go away in 3 to 5 years. But for those people for whom there is persistent viral infection, with women that have the persistent infection, those are the ones that are going to get cervical cancer. And you can't predict for whom it's going to be persistent or which virus is going to go away. So assume they're going to stick around. All right?
1:28:03🔗
Drew
And this is all... This whole quest tonight for you is all about reliving your youth, isn't it?
1:28:15🔗
Caller
And I was wondering, like, can that be transferred to my penis through, like, masturbation?
1:28:19🔗
Drew
I've never heard of such a thing. In fact, it's kind of unusual to get one on your hands. Are you in manual labor or something? Do you use those?
1:28:26🔗
Caller
I don't know. I've had it all my life. So, I mean, I've gotten it frozen, like, 18 times. Wow.
1:28:45🔗
Caller
And is it a ward that a guy who's planting would get, or is Planter the name of the guy who discovered the ward, or are they deep planted in your skin?
1:29:04🔗
Caller
Yeah. This is sort of a two question thing. I was with a girl last night, and she was around about 5'3, 5'4, and I'm a big guy. I'm about 6'4. And first of all, this never happened before to me. When we were making out, she used to pull out my unit, and she started massaging it, right? And it sort of grew larger and larger, and I was like, wow, I can't believe it. And she was like, no, I can't do this. There's no way. It won't fit. I was like, oh my god, this is not happening. It's never happened to me like that before. I was like, you know, I like small girls, and I was wondering if this would give me a problem down the road.
1:29:51🔗
Caller
Yeah, this happened to me once, except for instead of the phrase, this won't fit, I got the phrase, is it in? I have no idea. This has never happened before. Are you exceptionally wide? Yeah, I'm wide here right now, man. This sucks. You know, I was like, all fit to go and everything. It's like, wow.
1:30:16🔗
Caller
I mean, is this a problem with a lot of small girls? Because we are like small girls.
1:30:25🔗
Drew
Some people just don't work together. And in fact, we get more complaints about this kind of disproportion than Adam's kind of disproportion. It seems to be more of a significant issue. And Mark, 20. Mark?
1:30:50🔗
Caller
And Drew, I heard you give a lot of advice to people in my situation in the past. I just never really listened, so I'm calling today. It turns out that we're both broke.
1:31:17🔗
Drew
No, I don't think so. I really believe you're going to have to check out Planned Parenthood or a county facility. You can check out either LA. County Women's Hospital or Planned Parenthood. What's the, it's 1-800-PLAN, P-L-A-N-N-E-D.
1:31:37🔗
Drew
No, I think, I don't know. I believe most places, it's different, different. Each Planned Parenthood is run separately. I believe they would do it differently in different centers and I suspect most places would do it for essentially whatever you can pay.
1:31:55🔗
Caller
Yeah, I mean, what is the, I know a lot of it is pay what you can, but how much would it be?
1:32:01🔗
Drew
I don't know, because I presume you'd have to pay for an operating room and you have to pay the doctor's time and the hospital room time and the medications.
1:32:10🔗
Drew
That's what I was thinking, but I don't know. I can't say that accurately now. So, but he really, you need to check out some, check out the county facilities. There's lots of available services over there for, again, a very limited fee. And Planned Parenthood has options available. In each community in Los Angeles, there are usually resources available. I don't know where he's calling from specifically, so I can't give you a specific direction. But make sure it's something she wants to do. Make sure you get a good deal of counseling so she can make an informed decision about this. And Adam, we're out of show here.
1:33:01🔗
Drew
Andy Dick. And yes, it's interestingly that he would be tomorrow night's guest, isn't it?
1:33:53🔗
Drew
Indeed, another Loveline has come to a close in a rather auspicious way. I'm Dr. Drew, Adam Corolla is speeding his way down the 405 freeway. Godspeed, my good man. He's in a relentless pursuit of some bizarre pornography that I guess I'll hear. We all will have to be subjected to again tomorrow night, so we'll see what happens. Again, I appreciate your calls tonight. We'll be here again, Adam and I. Tomorrow night, Andy Dick is our guest, and on his behalf, I'm saying this evening, mahalo.
1:34:22🔗
Caller
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