Monday, May 31, 1999

0:01🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

0:06🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion advised. Now, here's Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191 with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

0:14🔗 Voiceover What are you insane?

0:25🔗 Adam I don't have to get them something, you know, makes it copacetic, right, Drew? Like, what did you get me this year?

0:31🔗 Drew Nothing. But you and I have an agreement.

0:33🔗 Adam That's right. That's right. See?

0:35🔗 Drew Now, I mean, it's wonderful.

0:37🔗 Adam I may be crying the blues now, but when's your birthday?

0:40🔗 Drew It's a couple months.

0:43🔗 Adam I already know what I'm not going to get you.

0:44🔗 Drew And I appreciate it.

0:45🔗 Adam Yes. Well, you appreciate it now. Yes. Hey, you won't be laughing so hard in a couple of months.

0:50🔗 Drew No, I appreciated it in September when you missed it last time.

0:53🔗 Adam All right. Oh, did I? Okay. I didn't get you anything last year.

0:56🔗 Drew No, we have an agreement.

0:57🔗 Adam All right.

0:59🔗 Drew We got it. Oh, no, you did. I'm sorry. You got me some because it was that big party and you got me some of that travel stuff that you use.

1:07🔗 Adam No, those were good gifts. I got you those very expensive $8 eye shades you use on the plane.

1:13🔗 Drew You use on the plane, yes.

1:14🔗 Adam $2 earplugs.

1:15🔗 Drew Earplugs are king.

1:16🔗 Adam And the inflatable pillow that sent me back another four, six bucks.

1:22🔗 Drew Well thought out.

1:22🔗 Adam I didn't get much change after I dropped that 20 off at the counter of the luggage place. You turned 40. Yeah, that's a big one. Nick?

1:31🔗 Yes.

1:31🔗 Adam What are you, 16? Yep. What's going on?

1:35🔗 Well, when I'm just either hanging out or chilling with my friends in my house, I get these spontaneous erections.

1:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:44🔗 And you know, it's bothersome. I mean, as a guy, I hope you'd understand.

1:48🔗 Drew You'll grow out of it. You'll miss it.

1:51🔗 Adam Yeah. Like we miss ours, right, Drew?

1:53🔗 Drew Yes.

1:54🔗 Adam I even miss Drew's spontaneous erections.

1:58🔗 Drew Acquaint a memory from the past.

1:59🔗 Adam Not just mine. Yeah. Once in a blue moon, you'll still get one. And it'll be like hearing some old song or something. It'll be, hey, what is this? What is this? What's going on here?

2:10🔗 Drew Marcel Proust was writing about in symbolic terms, we talked about how sense and smells evoke memories.

2:17🔗 Yes.

2:17🔗 Adam Yeah. This is something you have at 16.

2:20🔗 Yeah.

2:20🔗 Adam And eventually just goes away.

2:23🔗 Okay.

2:23🔗 Drew I mean, and don't think you're the only one.

2:25🔗 Oh, yeah.

2:26🔗 Drew Yeah. Just learn how to manage it. That's all.

2:28🔗 It just, it happened. It happens more frequently, I guess, is over the, since a few years ago.

2:34🔗 Drew It's going to peak between now and about the end of high school and then right at the end of it.

2:38🔗 Adam Then I'll start heading down.

2:39🔗 Would you have any advice on preventing it now or?

2:42🔗 Drew No. There ain't no way to prevent it.

2:43🔗 Adam Don't wear sweatpants.

2:45🔗 Okay.

2:46🔗 Adam You understand? I used to wear two, three pair of jeans to high school in the middle of the summer.

2:51🔗 Drew Just waiting for that erection.

2:52🔗 Adam Just waiting.

2:53🔗 Drew Never happened though, no?

2:54🔗 Adam No, never did come. Pardon the pun. Nick?

2:57🔗 Yeah.

2:57🔗 Adam Do not wear sweatpants to school.

3:00🔗 I understand.

3:01🔗 Adam And do you wear boxers or briefs?

3:03🔗 Boxers.

3:04🔗 Adam Yeah. See, I don't think boxers do much to contain the erection. I would switch to briefs.

3:11🔗 Okay.

3:12🔗 Adam All right.

3:13🔗 Do you have any...

3:15🔗 Drew That's plenty of practical advice here, Nick.

3:16🔗 Adam No. Oh, and here's the next one, too, Nick.

3:18🔗 Caller Okay.

3:20🔗 Adam It seems to me, and Drew, you stop me if I'm wrong here, but the penis, I'll have my index finger be the penis. Which one's your index finger?

3:29🔗 Drew That was it.

3:30🔗 Adam The middle one?

3:30🔗 Drew The second one.

3:31🔗 Adam The F finger? Oh, this one?

3:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

3:32🔗 Adam Okay. See, this is the penis. Now, the penis hangs straight down, just down toward one leg or the other, whatever. Then it starts getting erect and it starts pushing up a little bit, right? See my finger growing?

3:45🔗 Drew Yes.

3:46🔗 Adam And as it starts pushing up, it meets some resistance. About this point, as it comes up an inch or so, it hits the edge of the pants.

3:54🔗 Drew Right.

3:55🔗 Adam And then what happens is, is it sort of reminds me of like, you ever see like a, you go to the zoo and you see like a rhino scratching itself against a tree or something, but it looks like it's just kind of pushing against it.

4:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

4:07🔗 Adam And it's the resistance that the, the more the resistance, the harder it sort of pushes. You know that feeling I'm talking about? And now the erection just gets even larger because it's pressing hard against the side of the pants. Now, if you just make a quick move, which is slide the hand down the pants, grab the penis and lift it all the way up so that it's straight up against your belly, it'll sort of drain and it won't have anything to press up against. You know what I'm saying, Drew? You see what I mean?

4:37🔗 Drew Or at least a side move.

4:39🔗 Adam Yeah, because once your penis is up pointing toward your chin against your belly and tucked in your waistband, it no longer wants to go up anymore. It's gone too far. It's gone past up. It doesn't push down and it just goes away.

4:53🔗 Drew It's very compelling discussion you're having. You seem to be very into this topic.

4:56🔗 Adam I've done it a couple of times.

4:58🔗 Drew I'm glad this inspires you, but let's move on. Yes, you're fine.

5:02🔗 Adam You see what I'm saying?

5:03🔗 Drew I see what you're saying.

5:04🔗 Adam Tara?

5:05🔗 Yeah.

5:05🔗 Adam You're 19.

5:06🔗 Caller Yes.

5:06🔗 Adam You don't know what I'm saying.

5:07🔗 Drew I know what you're saying.

5:09🔗 Adam I know, but Tara doesn't. What's going on, Tara?

5:12🔗 Caller Okay. Well, I'm on the pill, and I think I might be pregnant, and I just wondered, does the number of times you have sex a day lower your chances of, you know what I'm saying, are the odds against me?

5:26🔗 Drew I guess at the outer edges of the curve, that is to say, if you're doing it once a month or no times a month, you would decrease your risk of pregnancy. And the other hand, if you're doing it 600 times a month, it might be slightly above, say, somebody that's 10 times a month.

5:41🔗 Caller Right.

5:41🔗 Drew Okay, but why do you think you're pregnant?

5:43🔗 Caller Well, for about a month or so, I've been getting sick, it's not just in the morning, but all the time, through the day.

5:50🔗 Drew How long have you been on the pill?

5:52🔗 Caller About three years.

5:54🔗 Adam How many times a week do you have sex?

5:59🔗 Caller Five or six.

6:00🔗 Drew And you haven't changed the pill type?

6:02🔗 Caller No.

6:03🔗 Drew And you've taken it perfectly every time?

6:05🔗 Caller Yes.

6:05🔗 Drew And you've been on no other medications or substances or anything? I would think of other things first. Are you missing your periods?

6:14🔗 Caller It's kind of late right now.

6:16🔗 Drew Yeah, well, why don't you get a pregnancy test? But honestly, that would be down my list of probabilities for causing nausea. But get that, do you take any other medication?

6:26🔗 Caller No.

6:27🔗 Drew You don't take aspirin?

6:30🔗 Caller I haven't taken anything. Anything else. I've been on the pill for three years.

6:35🔗 Drew But a month, when you started feeling nausea, there was nothing at that time you were using?

6:39🔗 Caller No.

6:40🔗 Drew Yeah. I'd still get it worked up, but pregnancy would be relatively low on my list. It would have to be ruled out, but it's...

6:48🔗 Adam Because she's taking the pill consistently.

6:49🔗 Drew Yeah. So it makes it unlikely.

6:51🔗 Adam Tom.

6:52🔗 Yeah.

6:53🔗 Adam You're 17.

6:54🔗 Caller Yeah. Adam, this is for you. All right. I injured my right arm, mountain biking, and that's my good arm. And so now whenever I need to relieve myself, I've been forced to use the other arm, but that's still painful.

7:13🔗 Adam Why is it still painful?

7:16🔗 Caller Using that muscle pulls on the opposite shoulder, and it still causes quite some pain.

7:24🔗 Adam Did you dislocate your shoulder?

7:26🔗 Caller I actually cracked my collarbone.

7:29🔗 Adam Yeah, that's bad news.

7:31🔗 Caller Yeah, it is. It sucks.

7:32🔗 Adam Yeah. How long ago did that happen?

7:34🔗 Caller About last Sunday.

7:37🔗 Adam And when's the doctor say you can be up on your penis again?

7:43🔗 Caller Well, I never had a sit down chat with him, but I'll be fully functional within six weeks.

7:50🔗 Drew Yeah, the pain's gonna take a couple weeks to subside.

7:52🔗 Adam Yeah, so have you done it with your left arm?

7:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

7:57🔗 Drew And it hurt too much.

7:58🔗 Adam It hurt too much?

7:59🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

7:59🔗 Adam But you still went through?

8:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:01🔗 Adam That's what I love about guys. I mean, fighting through the pain, you know what I mean? That's a trooper. This is, you know, we don't have guys in the service storming the beach at Normandy or any of that kind of stuff. Nowadays, true. But I think this is the modern-day equivalent to that.

8:19🔗 Drew Sure. These are your soldiers, Adam.

8:21🔗 Caller I like to think-

8:22🔗 Adam The crowd's got you pinned down. The captain just took one in the head. But you're still gonna dig in and keep moving forward for love of country and penis. So, you're using your left hand out. From a technique standpoint, I know there's pain involved, but just from a sheer technique standpoint, is the left hand usable?

8:43🔗 Caller It's usable. I mean, I can scrape by with it.

8:46🔗 Adam Right. In a pinch.

8:49🔗 Caller In a pinch, yeah.

8:50🔗 Adam But there's pain in your shoulder.

8:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:53🔗 Drew I just think of the wonderful sort of scientific and the discoveries that could be made. Could we hone this energy that men spend the time and energy and focus they've been doing?

9:07🔗 Adam Hell, just hook it up to some kind of pump or something.

9:10🔗 Drew It could be internal energy source.

9:11🔗 Yeah, you're right.

9:12🔗 Adam It'd be great. We'd never burn another ounce of coal.

9:16🔗 Drew Nuclear energy? Forget it. We don't need it.

9:18🔗 Adam No, we got wankular. All right, so Tom, I don't know what to tell you, buddy. I can tell you when that right arm... Oh, the toothbrush? You got like an old school electric toothbrush?

9:33🔗 Caller Yeah, actually I do.

9:34🔗 Adam Do you?

9:35🔗 Caller Yeah. Really? Hey.

9:36🔗 Adam Go get it.

9:38🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

9:39🔗 Adam Where is it?

9:40🔗 Caller It's in the bathroom.

9:41🔗 Adam Well, go get it. Let me hear it.

9:42🔗 Caller All right, hold on.

9:43🔗 Adam I'm gonna talk to it. It's been such a long time. Tom, I was gonna go get it. Now, you think he has an old style one?

9:53🔗 Drew He doesn't. Look, he's 17. He doesn't even know what you're talking about.

9:55🔗 Adam Old style to him. It's like, yeah, I got one way back to 1996.

9:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:01🔗 Adam This one didn't have the laser guidance system on it. And the gyro was just being pioneered at the time. This thing rolled off the manufacturer's belt. Tom?

10:11🔗 Caller Yeah. Hey, I found one. I don't have batteries.

10:14🔗 Adam Oh, you don't have batteries? But you do. You know what I'm talking about with the earlier generation electric toothbrush?

10:20🔗 Drew It's a vibrator or a toothbrush on the edge.

10:22🔗 Adam Yeah.

10:23🔗 Caller Basically, yeah.

10:24🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Try using that thing.

10:26🔗 Caller Okay.

10:26🔗 Adam I think that's going to save your collarbone. I broke my shoulder when I was at land, but thankfully it was before my career.

10:36🔗 Drew You dislocated it.

10:37🔗 Adam I fractured and dislocated it.

10:39🔗 Drew What'd you fracture the tip of the clavicle?

10:40🔗 Adam My, was it my humerus?

10:43🔗 Drew Oh, you broke the arm.

10:44🔗 Adam Yeah, I broke my arm and it came out of the socket.

10:49🔗 Drew At that age, too, no one of your parents didn't want you playing ball.

10:51🔗 Adam Oh.

10:52🔗 Drew That arm could be half the length it is now.

10:54🔗 Adam Hey, let me tell you, that's what the doctor said, this guy's arm may not grow right again.

10:58🔗 Drew That's right.

10:59🔗 Adam Oh, you guys want to talk about pain? I'm not going to talk about this long because it's going to hurt, but my shoulder was out of its socket for four days. Now if anyone's ever had something pop out and pop back in, then they know how excruciating it is.

11:14🔗 Drew For that moment.

11:14🔗 Adam Once in a while it pops out and somebody has to set it, but it was out for four days.

11:21🔗 Drew And fractured.

11:22🔗 Adam And fractured. Oh, and let me tell you, when your shoulder's out of the socket, you don't move. I was on the sofa whizzing into a mayonnaise jar for four days.

11:35🔗 Drew Because your fracture was right across here.

11:37🔗 Adam Yeah. It was, it was, it was brutal. It was, it was, it was like the most excruciating thing I've ever been through in my life. It was, listen, I did it during a football game. They stopped the football game. They called an early halftime. The coaches came out to the field and everything. They cut my jersey and my shoulder pads off. And when I was lying there, they took a look at me and they didn't move me. They saw my shoulder was popping through the skin practically. And they just called the ambulance. And I just sat out there in the middle of the field for like an hour while the teams just sat around. It was like right in the middle of the football field. You know what I remember? Leaving the football field in the back of the ambulance and going over the speed bumps in the parking lot. That was a rough one. I remember that. Just any jostling, anything. Oh, it was brutal. Alex, how are you doing? You're 18. All right.

12:35🔗 Caller I've known this girl for like about two years. And she's kind of this friend of mine's sister. And she's 16 and I'm 18. And I'm just kind of wondering if asking her out would be jeopardizing my friendship with this friend of mine.

12:49🔗 Adam You say she was 16?

12:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:52🔗 Drew It's a little bit risky. As long as you're good to her, you know, you treat her right. I mean, what would he object to then? It just makes the friendship a little bit weird. The things you can't talk about. He can't...

13:03🔗 Adam Smell my finger. Hey, that smells like family. Wait a minute. We had goulash last night. Wait a minute. Alex? Yeah, it's all right. You can do it. It happens all the time. I know it's a little uncomfortable.

13:18🔗 Drew You're right. That's all.

13:19🔗 Adam Listen, everybody understand. There's all these things that are a little bit uncomfortable, but everyone just goes through them. This is the part of life I can't figure out.

13:28🔗 Drew What do you mean?

13:28🔗 Adam I just mean like I've never had a prostate exam.

13:32🔗 Drew You asked me for one. Virtually.

13:35🔗 Adam By a stranger.

13:37🔗 Drew Seriously, that one day you came to my office.

13:38🔗 Adam No, I didn't. I said my ass. I had some problems with my ass.

13:41🔗 Drew That's why I referred you to somebody else. You want me to do that to you?

13:44🔗 Adam I didn't tell you to get down there, though.

13:46🔗 Drew You've been abusing me ever since for not having done it.

13:49🔗 Adam I wanted to talk ass. That's all.

13:52🔗 Drew If I had begun the ass talk, you know where it would have ended up.

13:56🔗 Adam It always ends up when we start one of our long ass talks with your hand up me like a sock puppet. Here's my point. I've never had one of these ass examinations. The point is I know I have to get one one day. I know millions of men have gotten them, but the fact that millions of men have gotten it before me means nothing to me.

14:20🔗 Caller Let's just prove you're not a physicist.

14:21🔗 Adam I think myself as just a pioneer in the rectal exam field. Like the Neil Armstrong of anuses.

14:28🔗 Drew This is to me why people, the same psychology that causes people when they get sick at 75, to go, how could this happen? Right. It's a part of being a human being. As illness occurs, especially as you get older, these things happen. And as you get older, Adam, there are certain health care hygiene needs that you'll have. And you're now an older man. God, they gotta come up with... And you're approaching middle age.

14:50🔗 Adam They gotta come up with something that you just sit on and shines a light or something.

14:55🔗 Drew Maybe that toilet seat, we can combine that with something...

14:59🔗 Adam Yeah, with some barium or something. Clark? Yeah. Well, anyway, just so it's not to be too confusing, everyone gets a crush on everyone else's sister at some point of one of their best friends or what have you. It's been done a million times before. Who was our last caller? Whatever our last caller's name was, he's off the board now. And the point is, is just go ahead and do it. Clark?

15:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:24🔗 Adam What's going on?

15:26🔗 Caller I'm 16 and my girlfriend's 16. And we've been talking about having sex. We bought condos and everything. And we're not sure about how to go, like, how to start. Do you have any advice?

15:38🔗 Adam You gotta get a running start.

15:40🔗 Drew Are you sure you want to do it if it's that kind of...

15:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:44🔗 Caller Oh, no, I want to do it.

15:45🔗 And she says she wants to do it.

15:46🔗 Caller It's just, we're not sure how to, like, get into it.

15:49🔗 Adam Well, what else have you done with her?

15:54🔗 Caller Not much. She's given me a blow job, hand job, and stuff like that.

15:56🔗 Adam That's, whoa.

15:58🔗 Drew Think about that. Think about that. Clark, thank you for your honesty. Think about that statement.

16:02🔗 Adam Blow job, not much. It's 16. You understand I would have had a statue erected to the young woman, like Amelia Earhart or something.

16:12🔗 Drew That would have been a story in Plant Pen House.

16:14🔗 Adam Yeah, it would have written thousands of letters. I would have, you know, people send out those letters after they give birth to the first child, you know.

16:22🔗 Drew That would have been a news story.

16:23🔗 Adam Yeah, I would have sent out a large mailing. Just got a BJ, thought you'd want to know, thank you for your love and support.

16:30🔗 Drew It wouldn't be nearly, it would not be near that understate. It would be, you know.

16:33🔗 Adam Bum-pa-da-bum.

16:34🔗 Drew Yeah, this would be a, because I got news for you, there weren't any of the 16-year-olds in America doing not much.

16:43🔗 Adam In getting a BJ?

16:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:46🔗 Adam Well, anyway, so Clark, you've done about all you can do sexually without actually having the intercourse, right? So next time you're getting the BJ, why don't you just, you know, put the condom on and then you just kind of keep going, right? But if you want.

17:04🔗 Drew Clark, yeah, and if she wants, make sure it's something she's really clear about and comfortable with. And you guys have been together for a while, you're comfortably together, give it lots of time and make sure it's what she wants to do. Most women regret the age that they picked to lose their virginity. They tend to wish they'd waited longer.

17:24🔗 Adam Yeah, you talk to a 75-year-old woman, she'll say she really wished she was in her 60s.

17:29🔗 Drew No, but you talk to a 30- to 50-year-old, you're going to find that most.

17:32🔗 Adam Yeah, they always wish. The guy wishes he could have shaved a couple of years off of his. The other way. Sort of evens out.

17:39🔗 Drew Right?

17:39🔗 Adam Yeah, oh yeah. Nicole, you're 21.

17:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:43🔗 Adam What's going on?

17:44🔗 Caller Okay, well, my question is, okay, I think Adam, you can probably give like a pretty fair, honest, whatever. So do guys like, I don't know, do they like have a very good like perception of like girls' bodies, like fully clothed?

18:03🔗 Drew What do you get in that?

18:05🔗 Caller Like.

18:06🔗 Drew Why you're concerned?

18:07🔗 Caller Why?

18:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

18:08🔗 Caller Because I don't know people, like I don't know, like guys are, they will say, you know, whatever, you know, like whenever they're talking to you, like in general.

18:18🔗 Drew What will they say? We don't know.

18:20🔗 Caller Like, you know, like.

18:21🔗 Drew We don't know.

18:22🔗 Caller Okay. You know, they'll say like good things or whatever.

18:27🔗 Drew What do they say? Hey, Nicole.

18:29🔗 Caller Huh?

18:29🔗 Drew What do they say?

18:31🔗 Caller They say like just general hitting on.

18:34🔗 Adam I'm going gay. That's it. Nicole, you've pushed me. You know, I was sort of straddling the fence, but now, now I'm going gay.

18:44🔗 No, I'm serious.

18:45🔗 Caller Like, are they ever like totally shocked? It was my fault.

18:48🔗 Adam All right, hold on there, screwball. Listen, I'm sure you look pretty good in a pair of tight jeans and a halter top, right?

18:57🔗 Okay.

18:57🔗 Drew Are you concerned somebody's going to be disappointed?

19:00🔗 Caller Well, no, I just always, why I always wonder like what, what they think.

19:05🔗 Drew No, Nicole, stay with me. I need some very specific answers so I can figure out what's motivating you to ask this question. Are you concerned?

19:12🔗 Caller I'm very self-conscious.

19:13🔗 Drew I understand that.

19:14🔗 Adam Why?

19:15🔗 Caller I just am. I don't know why.

19:17🔗 Drew Are you concerned that guys are going to think negatively of you?

19:20🔗 Caller Well, kind of, yeah.

19:21🔗 Drew Has that ever happened to you before?

19:23🔗 Caller No.

19:24🔗 Drew Have you ever been naked with a guy before?

19:26🔗 Caller Yes.

19:26🔗 Drew And how was that?

19:28🔗 Caller Fine.

19:28🔗 Drew And he appreciated how you looked? Have you ever had an eating disorder? Eating issues, let's call it.

19:35🔗 Caller Well, kind of.

19:36🔗 Drew Yeah. Because people with eating disorders really have distorted body images. They can be fine.

19:41🔗 Adam What city do you live in?

19:43🔗 Caller I'm in Phoenix.

19:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:46🔗 Drew Well, there's a lot of that stuff going on there.

19:47🔗 Caller What?

19:48🔗 Adam No, I just want to take a look at her. That's all. Nicole, what do you do for a living?

19:53🔗 Caller I'm a student.

19:53🔗 Adam Junior college?

19:55🔗 Caller No, I go to a major state university.

19:57🔗 Drew ASU, Arizona State.

19:58🔗 Adam Really?

19:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:59🔗 Adam Sound like a real college.

20:01🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was down to Tucson. I was down to U of A. That was impressive.

20:04🔗 Adam Yeah, that's U of A. This is Arizona State. Yeah, the state schools. Okay.

20:10🔗 Caller It's better. It's much better.

20:12🔗 Adam Northridge, San Diego State. Come on. These are four-year junior colleges. So junior college is with tuition.

20:18🔗 Caller U of A is a pit. Arizona State's really like that.

20:21🔗 Drew I thought U of A was great.

20:22🔗 Adam Listen, Nicole, you look good. I can tell by your voice. You sound fine. What's your mom do? Make you take ballet lessons when you're a kid?

20:30🔗 Caller No.

20:32🔗 Adam Why do you have a body problem?

20:34🔗 Drew Yeah. Why couldn't you develop? Why couldn't you develop any self-esteem when you were growing up?

20:40🔗 Caller I do have self-esteem, except for that one minor small effect.

20:44🔗 Adam That's it for women, though, unfortunately. That's the big one.

20:48🔗 Caller But what about the question?

20:50🔗 Drew Okay. Guys are like...

20:53🔗 Adam Guys can tell what women look like in clothing. Yeah.

20:56🔗 Drew Guys are pretty keen about stuff.

20:57🔗 Adam The good part is they're drunk and they don't really care.

21:01🔗 Yeah.

21:01🔗 Drew They don't care once they decide they're in.

21:03🔗 Adam Well, look at it this way. If you're at a club dancing, a guy comes up to you, wants to dance with you, buys you a drink, and wants to go home with you, he's not going to be in for any surprise by the time you get to your house.

21:17🔗 Drew We don't have guys. If that were the case, these guys would call regularly to this show and say, oh, I was disappointed. How can I not make that mistake next time? That never happens. You've never had that call.

21:27🔗 Adam No, it doesn't. No, you know exactly what you're getting in on. Just go ahead and pick a couple celebrities, maybe on the good side, maybe on the bad side, and put them at a dance club. I think you could figure out who you're going home with, couldn't you? I think you could. All right. We'll take a little break. When we come back, who are we talking to, Drew?

21:47🔗 Drew I'm waiting to see what's coming up here.

21:49🔗 Adam Okay.

21:51🔗 Caller Okay, so come on down off the tower.

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22:21🔗 Caller You have five seconds.

22:23🔗 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Back in a minute. One.

22:38🔗 Caller We're not keeping you up, are we?

22:40🔗 Caller I'm pitching a tent.

22:41🔗 Oh, that's good.

22:43🔗 Caller It's Loveline.

22:55🔗 Adam What song is that, uh, coffee? More, more, more? Yes, yes, yes. Who is this? Oh, Glenn. Oh, go. Hey, Mike, did you, did you get me that, uh, what the hell is that, uh, what's that band I wanted you to go find that CD?

23:17🔗 Drew Thin Lizzy. Thin Lizzy.

23:18🔗 Adam Thin Lizzy, yeah. So you'll get that, that CD? Okay. Keep working on that, buddy. Hey, did that chick ever give you the website or whatever with her naked chest? Did she ever send that over to you? Did Ann say she was going to send that to you? Or maybe that was to Brett. Did you hear that night? Did you see anything good on your computer?

23:42🔗 I don't remember that. Was that Thursday night?

23:44🔗 Drew She sent it to...

23:45🔗 Adam No, maybe it was to Brett.

23:48🔗 Drew But it was on some... what web page was it on?

23:51🔗 Adam I don't remember.

23:52🔗 It wasn't... Brett was here, but she never sent it.

23:57🔗 Caller We gave her the address. I tried to coax her.

23:59🔗 Adam Oh, you're breaking my heart. Thank you, Sherry. I appreciate that.

24:03🔗 Caller I was playing hooky Thursday.

24:04🔗 Adam Sorry. Sherry. I missed your birthday. I feel bad. No, that's all right. You came with a gift. God bless you. But a ton of... he must have stolen a ton of nut dairy creamer from, I don't know, Smart and Final Iris or...

24:18🔗 Drew Luckies.

24:19🔗 Adam Luckies or something like that. But he got me a case of these things. And I really... I couldn't be happier. I got the International Delight. He got me the...

24:29🔗 Drew Irish cream.

24:29🔗 Adam Liquid creamer singles. I got the Irish cream and I got the French vanilla. Very nice. And I will... I guarantee I will use each and every one of these every night until they expire. Or I do, because of all the chemicals I've consumed.

24:46🔗 Drew You're fine.

24:47🔗 Adam Sherry?

24:48🔗 Yeah.

24:48🔗 Adam You're 22.

24:49🔗 Caller Yeah. My husband was abused when he was a kid. And his dad would like hit him and stuff.

24:57🔗 Adam Perfectly natural?

24:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:01🔗 Caller And I was just wondering if there's any chance that he could start taking that stuff out on me. I mean, we've been together for five years now, and he's never done anything physically, but he yells a lot.

25:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

25:13🔗 Caller And I was just wondering if this could escalate into something else.

25:16🔗 Adam Has he gotten any help for it?

25:18🔗 Caller No.

25:18🔗 Drew What do you think, Sherry?

25:20🔗 Caller I don't know. I'm really getting worried about it now.

25:22🔗 Drew Of course, it can. Of course, he's at risk. And in terms of the... Some numbers are somewhere around 60-70% of people who are abused who will then become abusers or similar victims. Does he use drugs or alcohol?

25:37🔗 Adam He drinks.

25:38🔗 Drew Yeah. See, that's the one variable that really... Yeah. That's the one thing that...

25:42🔗 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

25:43🔗 Drew If you notice, that's when he tends to yell and scream a lot, right? When he drinks?

25:48🔗 Caller He does, yeah.

25:49🔗 Drew Yeah, and that's the thing that's going to really escalate this thing and potentially set things off when his impulse control is down.

25:54🔗 Adam How many kids do you have?

25:55🔗 Caller I got two kids. Oh, boy.

25:57🔗 Drew There's two things you can do, three things you can do. One, you can both go to some parenting classes. Most hospitals have mental health services and they often will get... Or social service department will give parenting classes. That does a lot to help people like your husband contain anger so things don't escalate to the point that he feels so out of control and impulsive, okay, do that. Number two, you can go to Al-Anon and sort of work on yourself and hopefully as you grow, he will then be forced to do something as a way of catching up with you and oftentimes you'll find an identified patient will then go to AA.

26:29🔗 Adam Alright, and easy on the kids. 22. You know what I mean? You're 22, you have a husband who's been the victim of some physical abuse. He's a little bit angry. He hasn't gotten a full handle on it yet. Let's just go a little easy on the kids. It's sort of like I'm trying to think of one of my bad analogies.

26:48🔗 Drew Well, it's like if you had a car that had some mechanical problems, you don't have to speed.

26:55🔗 Adam Yeah. Thanks for making a car analogy. It's good.

26:57🔗 Drew I'm thinking of you.

26:58🔗 Adam You got a car you've been rebuilding, you did the engine, you did the transmission, you did the suspension, but you haven't quite gotten around to the brakes yet.

27:04🔗 Drew Yeah. There you go.

27:05🔗 Adam And you need it to go to Vegas this weekend. Just take it easy. That's it. Just don't floor it all the way there.

27:12🔗 Drew Common sense.

27:13🔗 Adam That's right. That is. You're 22, fine. You're young, you're married. You get a handle on a few things. Then when things settle down and people are able to contain themselves, then you start a family. Why do it and then work it out? I mean, everyone's ideas is, we'll have the kids, then I'll go into rehab, then I'll go into therapy, then I'll figure it out, then I'll get a handle on it. Meanwhile-

27:40🔗 Drew Or that'll work everything, everything will work out after that.

27:42🔗 Adam Four years has gone by, the kids have sucked up all this weird energy and anger because they're like little sponges when they're kids and now you've successfully effed them up, just like you got effed up. There's a plan. Mandy.

27:54🔗 Yeah?

27:55🔗 Adam You're 17, what's going on?

27:57🔗 Caller Yeah, hi.

27:58🔗 I think I have a yeast infection, but I'm not sure.

28:01🔗 Adam Hold on. Oh, yeah. Oh, Mike, please.

28:06🔗 Drew What makes you think so?

28:08🔗 Caller Because, well, I had sex with this guy on Thursday, and we used a condom and everything, but now it's been itching and white stuff.

28:21🔗 Drew Cottage cheese, huh?

28:22🔗 Caller What?

28:23🔗 Drew Cottage cheese.

28:23🔗 Adam Oh, true. Don't equate it to a food. You know why? Because when you make it a food, then we have to eat it. You know what I mean? In our minds.

28:33🔗 Drew Here's the problem. Did the condom stay intact? Didn't break or anything?

28:37🔗 Caller No, it didn't break.

28:38🔗 Drew And you had no other penetration other than that?

28:41🔗 Caller Well, his fingers.

28:42🔗 Drew Okay. It is probably yeast infection. Do you take any medications of any kind? Antibiotics or anything like that?

28:49🔗 Caller I was taking antibiotics before because I had a cold.

28:52🔗 Drew All right, so that's probably what actually triggered the yeast infection.

28:54🔗 Caller Oh, really?

28:55🔗 Drew Indeed, itching and discharge, whitish, sort of cheesy discharge is what yeast looks like. Because you had sex, it sort of brings in the question whether or not you could have a sexually transmitted disease, vaginitis, chlamydia, these sorts of things.

29:08🔗 Caller You had the...

29:09🔗 Drew I had the condom on. You had the condom on. For education purposes, that itching and discharge after a sexual encounter should be considered a sexually transmitted disease until proven otherwise. What you might do is get some of the over counter yeast medications. I don't think terrazole is over the counter yet, but monistat and that kind of thing. And if it doesn't go away, then you must see a doctor.

29:25🔗 Adam I tell you that, in a vagina, it's like a bird's nest, you know? You just can't screw around with it at all. You know, don't they say that if you go up, I know, but I've used that analogy before, meaning if you like go into a bird's nest and start monkeying around with the little birds, a mama may not return.

29:46🔗 Drew Right.

29:47🔗 Adam Isn't that how it goes?

29:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

29:48🔗 Adam Because she like smells man or... It's just, it's a delicate balance in there. You can't monkey with it at all.

29:54🔗 Drew Or if you monkey with it, you get a symptom. Something happens.

29:56🔗 Adam Something happens. And you start, you get on these antibiotics and that screws everything up. Why does that screw everything up?

30:04🔗 Drew Because the bacteria that normally keep the yeast in check get killed off by the antibiotic. So the yeast overgrow.

30:10🔗 Adam Is that, but don't you have a lot of different types of, what was I going to say? What's a kill off? Yeast? No, no, bacteria. Yeah, but don't you have a lot of different bacteria in your body?

30:22🔗 Drew Yes, you do. But the ones that, for instance, tetracycline is more likely to cause a yeast infection than say, a flagell, something like that. I mean, it depends on the antibiotic.

30:32🔗 Adam Because that'll kill that particular type of bacteria.

30:34🔗 Drew Those kinds of bacteria.

30:35🔗 Adam It kills the good bacteria and the bad bacteria.

30:37🔗 Drew Same thing happens in the bowel. You can get these awful diureas from certain bacteria overgrowing.

30:41🔗 Adam Aren't we going a little nutty with these antibiotics?

30:44🔗 Drew Oh, yes. If you want me to go off on this, it's an awful thing.

30:48🔗 Adam Well, you don't go off it. Let me go go off it for a second here. Listen, all you crackpots out there. I've taken antibiotics like twice in my entire life. I turned 35 two days ago and I've done it twice. You screw balls that are living on them, that are popping them like pez, and you idiot doctors that are handing them out every time someone sneezes or ruining it for the rest of us who use it sparingly because now all these things they're building up resistance to it. Now we're all gonna die because you guys are popping these or eating these things like popcorn.

31:24🔗 Drew Every time somebody gets a runny nose or a sore throat or a cough, they want an antibiotic and it does nothing. Nothing.

31:31🔗 Adam Right.

31:32🔗 Drew Zero. If anything, just puts them at risk of some sort of reaction. When your buddy Jimmy called me, you wanted antibiotics on demand, and I was very...

31:39🔗 Adam Don't you make fun of Jimmy.

31:40🔗 Drew And look what happened to him. I'm so mad at myself for having given him that stuff over the phone.

31:45🔗 Adam Well, what would you, what should you have done?

31:46🔗 Drew He should have come in and checked it out. I'm sure it was a virus.

31:49🔗 Adam You know, he's got an Emmy now, so just watch it.

31:51🔗 Drew Explained to him that, you know, get some decongestants and this and that, but he's a big star now, so he's got to have something right away.

31:57🔗 Adam Well, he's a very busy man.

31:58🔗 Drew So, and what happened when I gave him antibiotics? Never, he got a rash.

32:01🔗 Adam He got a rash.

32:02🔗 Drew Yeah, and that could have been dangerous. Yeah, I think now he can never take penicillins again.

32:07🔗 Adam I think the rash was from dry humping the amy, though, to be quite honest with you. I think it's made out of, I don't know if it's the calvinizing process or the nickel that caused it. No, that was before that. Listen, why can he never take the?

32:20🔗 Drew Because now he's been sensitized to penicillins.

32:23🔗 Adam He has been.

32:24🔗 Drew That's it.

32:24🔗 Adam And that's what happened. How do you get sensitized to it though?

32:27🔗 Drew You take them too often.

32:29🔗 Adam Oh, is that what happens? I don't think he's been taking that much penicillin. I'm gonna ask him.

32:34🔗 Drew It's too much for him, whatever it is. And he's lost his chance.

32:37🔗 Adam All right, I've never, I've never, I don't even know if I've taken penicillin. I never take anything. All I took was that one thing you got me that one time where I really got loaded because I went out drinking afterward. Remember we were doing Loveline and I went to a party that night with engineer Mike and I really got lit.

32:51🔗 Drew Is that antibiotic I gave you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.

32:54🔗 Adam I took that and I had a few drinks with it. Oh, Jesus.

32:57🔗 Drew That was smart.

32:57🔗 Adam Give me another one of those. That was the best buzz I ever had. Two martinis the whole night. I was wasted. Thank God Mike had like 45 drinks and was staying up with me antibiotic or not. That was a year and a half ago. You realize that? Was it that long ago?

33:13🔗 Drew It was a year and a half ago.

33:14🔗 Adam Mike slept over that night. Oh, it was. Almost. Almost. Maria?

33:19🔗 Caller Hi.

33:20🔗 Adam What's going on? You're 14.

33:22🔗 Caller Yeah. First of all, I want to say that Adam, you are so sexy and I love you. Wow.

33:27🔗 Drew Maria, I'm so scared for you.

33:28🔗 Adam 14 year olds.

33:30🔗 Caller Anyway, I am sort of a musician. I play guitar and I have a guitar teacher who is very odd. Feel very uncomfortable around him.

33:39🔗 Caller He, I've been taking lessons from him for about a year and a half.

33:43🔗 Caller He always compares me to his girlfriend and always like wants to give me like back massages. And it's just really odd.

33:51🔗 Drew You want him to stop?

33:52🔗 Caller Yeah, I want him to stop and...

33:54🔗 Drew Tell your parents.

33:55🔗 Caller What?

33:55🔗 Drew Tell your parents.

33:56🔗 Caller I don't want to because...

33:58🔗 Drew Maria, please.

33:58🔗 Caller My mom gets so mad.

33:59🔗 Drew No, Maria.

34:00🔗 Adam My mom gets mad?

34:01🔗 Drew She should get mad. What's up with that? She should get mad, yeah.

34:03🔗 Adam She's 14, getting a little bit of the voice.

34:05🔗 Drew No, she's 14.

34:07🔗 Adam Still getting a little voice.

34:08🔗 Drew But look, that guy...

34:09🔗 Adam Are you a virgin? Yeah. Anything ever happen to you? No.

34:13🔗 Drew No, no.

34:13🔗 Adam Nobody screwed around with you?

34:14🔗 Drew No, no.

34:15🔗 Adam Just checking. No neighbor guy, nothing like that? Good. And you don't like this guy? You're not attracted to this guy at all?

34:22🔗 Caller I'm not attracted to him.

34:23🔗 Caller I mean, he's a very inspirational person.

34:25🔗 Drew Yeah. See, she doesn't want to... It says alienate him.

34:28🔗 Caller I have no idea why.

34:29🔗 Caller I mean, he was...

34:29🔗 Caller He's divorced and I don't know why.

34:31🔗 Drew He is taking such advantage of you. He is really, really violating the relationship you have with him. And you must make it clear to him, any way you can, that it just can't... This can't continue. He must not touch you at all. Unless it's to place your fingers on the guitar in some way.

34:48🔗 Adam No, not even that.

34:49🔗 Drew Preferably not even that, frankly. And if he continues, you must tell an adult. Maybe not... Maybe there's somebody else that shares him as a teacher or somebody else...

34:57🔗 Caller Yeah, my best friend does.

34:58🔗 Drew All right. But another... An adult. Somebody that will get him to make him acknowledge that he has a liability here. If this continues, he'll go to jail.

35:06🔗 Caller I mean, is there a reason why he's doing it?

35:08🔗 Drew Yes, he's a child abuser. He's a jerk.

35:10🔗 Adam Listen, hold on. He's a musician, not a successful one. So he teaches, he smokes a lot of pot. He got divorced, he's in a sort of arrested state of adolescence. I'm sure his wife divorced him because he wouldn't grow up and just cut his hair and take a job. And he's kind of living like a kid. And when you're living like a kid, you just do things sort of impulsively. And basically, here's the deal, everybody. Really, one of the big differences between being a kid and being an adult is sort of impulse control. I mean, when you're a kid, you just start walking toward whatever shiny or wherever the hell you want. And the folks say, put that down or come back here. And you just look at them and throw it and keep running. I mean, that part of being a kid, or you're just crap in your pants, whatever it is, it's all sort of, you feel like crying, you start crying. You feel like napping, you start napping. You don't want to eat. You just throw it at somebody. It's just sort of impulse control. And once in a while, you run into a guy who's 28, who has, he's like my two-year-old nephew.

36:15🔗 Drew And it turns out pot really contributes to that impulse control problem. It does.

36:18🔗 Adam Well, not only is that, but you start smoking since you're 14. You're arrested. Yeah. You may be numerically or chronologically maybe 28, but you're really like 15 and a half.

36:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

36:31🔗 Adam You get like a month for every year if you smoke pot solid.

36:36🔗 Caller All right.

36:37🔗 Adam Wow. All right. When we come back, we'll speak to Helena, who's 15. How can she make her breasts stop growing? They're too big. All right. We'll talk to her after this.

36:49🔗 Loveline, be right back in a minute.

37:02🔗 Caller For the erotic pleasures of women.

37:04🔗 It's Love Line.

37:12🔗 Adam Hey, it's The Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Doc Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. And when we left off, we were talking about Helena, who's 15. Helena?

37:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:28🔗 Adam You're 15, your breasts are still growing.

37:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:30🔗 Drew That would be normal.

37:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:32🔗 Drew That would be like, you're restating the obvious.

37:35🔗 Adam How big are they now?

37:36🔗 Caller They're 3060s.

37:38🔗 Adam How big are you?

37:40🔗 Caller I'm 5'2.

37:42🔗 Adam Ooh, that's nice. How much do you weigh?

37:46🔗 Caller 135.

37:48🔗 Adam 5'2, 135. Is your mom big?

37:51🔗 Caller No.

37:52🔗 Adam How big is your butt? How big is your butt? No, is your mom's not busty? She's not roly-poly?

38:00🔗 Caller Actually, I'm three sizes bigger than she is.

38:03🔗 Adam Three bra sizes?

38:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:05🔗 Adam So, you were done borrowing her bras like around third grade, huh?

38:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Grandma busty?

38:13🔗 Drew Why are you asking these questions? What the hell did I mean?

38:15🔗 Adam I'm just curious, trying to get a picture of the family tree.

38:18🔗 Drew Are you trying to, you know, have a series of questions to ask your potential wife?

38:22🔗 Adam Well, what I'm trying to figure out is whether Helena is going to be, you know, big busted and big or just big busted.

38:31🔗 Drew Well, is she, her weight is modestly up and so she could maybe reduce by losing some weight.

38:37🔗 Adam Five two. Well, when you're five two, you should probably weigh a little less than 135, but if you're busty, we'll go ahead and add a few pounds on there, but you still probably could stand to lose a few pounds, right Helena?

38:52🔗 Drew And that might help her lose some of that.

38:53🔗 Adam Is that true?

38:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:55🔗 Drew Some of the breast size might help too.

38:56🔗 Adam So why don't you work on your diet a little bit, slimming down a little, see if it takes chips away at the breast. It oftentimes does, unfortunately. Can you do that?

39:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I could, but the thing is, my breast, they've grown two cup sizes in one year.

39:16🔗 Drew Helena?

39:16🔗 Adam Let me do some math. By the time you're 35, oh man.

39:21🔗 Drew But let me put it a different way. There's nothing else you can do right now.

39:26🔗 Adam At this point.

39:27🔗 Drew Then try to contain your weight.

39:29🔗 Adam What do you want to do?

39:32🔗 Caller Well, I want them to stop growing.

39:34🔗 Drew There's no way to do that.

39:35🔗 Adam Okay. Hey, Helena? And all gals out there who want to get themselves a breast reduction, I've seen a lot of these candidates, Drew, because as you know, I hang out at the plastic surgeon's office.

39:52🔗 Drew Yeah, you were there this weekend.

39:52🔗 Adam Looked through the before pictures.

39:54🔗 Drew Yeah, did you, did you again?

39:56🔗 Adam I don't want to get Dr. Marcel in any kind of trouble.

39:59🔗 Drew No, he will not be able to take any before pictures now. Think about this.

40:01🔗 Adam Listen, he shouldn't have left the door open, or at least open enough so I could jimmy it with my credit card and get into the books.

40:09🔗 Caller The cabinet, right.

40:10🔗 Adam The point is, is yeah, I just used a little plastique to blow the lock. As soon as the smoke cleared, it really, I don't really classify that. It was only a gun safe. The point is, is a lot of women that get the reduction could probably, probably start by just losing 30 pounds right off the top and then look at the reduction.

40:32🔗 Drew Oh, you, you, you, that's what your opinion was?

40:33🔗 Adam That's what I've surmised.

40:35🔗 Drew Looking at the pictures.

40:35🔗 Adam Yeah, there, there's some, there's some that don't need it, but there are a few of you who, and I'm doing radio math here. Helena said she was 5'2, 135. That could have been 5'1, 5'1.5, and 1'45. I'm not trying to make light of this. I'm just saying you have one good natural option at getting those breasts to shrink. That is dropping a few pounds. Maybe surgery will be an alternative down the road. Maybe it won't. We don't know. But the one thing you can do is that. So while you're putting down that cheeseburger and staring at your breasts, hoping they'll shrink, they ain't going to see if you're going to lose 15 pounds and see what happens. I bet the breasts go, maybe just one of them, maybe the whole breast, right, Drew?

41:25🔗 Drew Maybe the whole thing.

41:26🔗 Adam Maria, you're 20.

41:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:28🔗 Adam Well, you have a nice voice.

41:30🔗 Caller Thank you. It's not going to fall through right now.

41:33🔗 Adam I don't know what she said, but she realized a nice tone to her. It's like listening to someone that sing Calypso music or something. I don't know what the hell they're talking about. Just sounds good.

41:42🔗 Caller Okay.

41:44🔗 Caller So I was listening to your show just now, and I heard this girl, Maria, called about her guitar teacher making pasta set. Actually, coincidentally, I also play the guitar.

41:57🔗 Adam You play the guitar? Where are you from? Japan?

42:00🔗 Caller No. Malaysia.

42:02🔗 Drew Malaysia.

42:03🔗 Adam Malaysia. What part of Japan is that in? Where is that Malaysia?

42:10🔗 Caller Okay. Quite close to Japan.

42:12🔗 Adam Oh, it is. Yeah. There you go. I knew it.

42:15🔗 Drew So what's your point?

42:17🔗 Caller Yeah. I was just going to comment on what she should do or something. Because my guitar teacher made pasta, similar pasta. I mean, maybe exactly the same pasta that her guitar teacher is doing to her.

42:29🔗 Adam How old were you when they did this?

42:31🔗 Caller About 15. Yeah. And when he was, what do you call that, teaching me guitar, he gave me back rubs. And his finger would, his hand would swiftly touch my back like that.

42:51🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, all you ladies, whenever a guy gives out a back rub that you don't basically beg him to do, like engineer Mike is doing to Ann right now, he's coming on to you. And here's what I mean.

43:06🔗 Drew Fiercely. And it's violating her body space boundaries.

43:09🔗 Adam Well, it's not fiercely. But I-

43:10🔗 Drew Yeah, you shouldn't be touching people.

43:11🔗 Adam No, I just mean-

43:12🔗 Drew In a teacher-to-student relationship, for crying out loud.

43:15🔗 Adam When a guy initiates the rub, he's looking.

43:19🔗 Drew In any circumstance.

43:21🔗 Adam Yeah, listen, if you're like, you're like British Oran, you're complaining about your neck the whole time, fine.

43:27🔗 Drew But there are times when you're on a date or something and that's part of the guy sort of exploring to see how you react to his physical touch. If you are a teacher or a physician or in any sort of professional or work environment, that is absolutely, totally and categorically out of line.

43:43🔗 Adam And listen, what do you expect from a guitar teacher? The guy's a musician with no groupies. You know what I mean? This is the whole reason he got into it.

43:51🔗 Drew Maria, you can't assume that just joking with them or putting them on notice that it's not okay is enough.

43:58🔗 Adam Well, what did you do?

44:00🔗 Caller I just ignored him because basically because I respected him as my teacher.

44:05🔗 Adam Yeah, see that's what these guys are carrying on.

44:08🔗 Drew That's right.

44:08🔗 Caller And what I started joking around with him to lighten the situation, not joking about what he was doing to me but other stuff.

44:18🔗 Drew Yeah, Maria.

44:19🔗 Adam And what did he end up doing?

44:21🔗 Caller Nothing much. I think he got this guilty conscience because he was married and had a child coming.

44:29🔗 Adam That's great. What is it?

44:32🔗 Caller He got it.

44:34🔗 Drew No.

44:35🔗 Adam What do you mean? What do you know?

44:38🔗 Drew It's not take it lightly joke around time when guys are that out of line with their misconduct, miscarriage of their position.

44:47🔗 Adam I know. But, Drew, you want everybody to kick everyone in the nuts and then arrest them.

44:52🔗 Drew No.

44:53🔗 Just slap cuffs on them, chain them to the radiator and go for the police.

44:57🔗 Drew After the kick in the nuts, yes.

44:59🔗 Adam Fifteen-year-olds are incapable of asserting themselves that way. Oftentimes.

45:03🔗 Drew That's what is so diabolical and awful about this.

45:06🔗 Adam I know it is. But if you don't want to do it, you can. Just a little body language will get you out of it. He starts massaging the neck, you tense up and pull away a little bit, and he'll probably not be back for a second try. You know what I'm saying, Drew? I understand the guy is a louse, and then you cannot go back again if you choose. I don't expect our callers or our listeners to call the cops, to confront him, to talk to his wife, to go straight to their principal. I know that's what you like to say, but if these people had a better relationship with their parents, this kind of stuff wouldn't be going on in the first place. So you have to understand that is going on.

45:50🔗 Drew I get that.

45:51🔗 Adam You pull away from the guy, and then tell your mom you want another guitar teacher, and that you should be able to do, right?

45:59🔗 Drew That's not what they want, though. They're going to sacrifice their training because of this a-holes behavior.

46:03🔗 Adam I know, but you don't want to go back to the guy anyway, do you? All right, use your head there for Christ's sake. We'll take a little break. We'll be back. The G-spot on your radio dial.

46:29🔗 Caller Oh, you're right there.

46:30🔗 Caller Love Line, on 1027 W-E-B-N, Cincinnati.

46:42🔗 Adam Hey, it's the Love Line. We're gonna take a quick ten-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the fabulous show we call Love Line in just ten seconds.

46:50🔗 Caller This is Love Line on Radio Station.

47:05🔗 Adam Dr. Drew is here, so is myself, Adam. Ace Rockolla to my radio fans. We're gonna go back to phones. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. And what the hell's phone? There we go. Heather. You're 24?

47:23🔗 Caller I sure am.

47:24🔗 Adam What's going on?

47:25🔗 Caller Well, I masturbate on a regular basis, and I've heard rumors that it can cause, I don't know if it's true or not, that it can cause blindness or that... Oh, Heather.

47:36🔗 Drew Heather, you're 24.

47:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:39🔗 Adam You know how it causes blindness? You get like a scratch on your forehead, an itch on your forehead, so you pull the vibrate out and you poke yourself in the eye. That's happened to me once.

47:50🔗 Drew What was the other rumor you heard?

47:52🔗 Caller That I can cause myself to be less sensitive or that I can do damage to myself.

47:56🔗 Drew You can't damage yourself, but you can desensitize.

47:58🔗 Adam Slightly more feasible than the blindness.

48:00🔗 Drew Yeah, you can desensitize yourself, but that also will tend to restore itself to normal with time.

48:06🔗 Caller The sensitivity?

48:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

48:08🔗 Caller The blindness.

48:10🔗 Adam What about the hair on the palms? You didn't get that one?

48:13🔗 Caller No.

48:15🔗 Drew Are you okay otherwise? I mean, do you have relationships normally?

48:18🔗 Caller No, I'm not interested in having a relationship.

48:21🔗 Drew Why?

48:22🔗 Caller So I just...

48:23🔗 Drew Why?

48:24🔗 Caller Why?

48:26🔗 Caller I'm not, I don't know, I'm just not with the hole dating the males and all that right now in my life.

48:32🔗 Drew When were you?

48:34🔗 Adam Late 60s.

48:35🔗 Caller I haven't dated in about four years.

48:37🔗 Drew How come?

48:39🔗 Caller I just had a bad experience.

48:40🔗 Drew What happened?

48:44🔗 Caller I was raped.

48:45🔗 Drew Have you dealt with that?

48:48🔗 Caller I thought I have. I mean, I haven't forgiven him. And so...

48:51🔗 Drew No, I'm not. Have you had some treatment?

48:53🔗 Adam Who was him?

48:55🔗 Caller Just somebody I knew for a short time.

48:58🔗 Drew Heather, what about getting some rape counseling groups, that kind of thing?

49:01🔗 Caller Yeah, I did, right after it happened. And I talked with a couple people I respected or trusted, and they kind of made me feel like it was my fault.

49:13🔗 Drew Well, it's obviously not your fault to be a victim of a crime.

49:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:16🔗 Drew However, there are things about your character makeup, your personality makeup, that caused you to choose certain kinds of people to be around. And that may put you at risk. But it shouldn't cause you to be a victim of a crime.

49:29🔗 Adam Were you dating the guy?

49:30🔗 Caller No, I wasn't. I'd only known him for about two weeks.

49:33🔗 Drew Yeah, but the deal is...

49:34🔗 Adam How did you know him?

49:36🔗 Caller When I was at school, he just moved into a guy's apartment that we were good friends with.

49:42🔗 Adam Did you ever prosecute him?

49:44🔗 Caller No, he moved about two weeks after that.

49:47🔗 Drew So, Adam, your profile.

49:50🔗 Adam Let me start asking the probing questions. Where's your dad?

49:55🔗 Caller Oh, I have a really good parents. They're loving. They've been married for about 30 years. Wonderful parents, wonderful family.

50:02🔗 Adam You're adopted?

50:03🔗 Caller No.

50:04🔗 Drew You're never had eating disorder?

50:06🔗 Caller I did.

50:07🔗 Adam Oh, Drew, everybody. Now, take a lot of ballet when you were young?

50:13🔗 Caller No, I didn't.

50:15🔗 Drew What I want to promise you is your idealized images of your parents are not reflective of reality. They're not bad people, but they're not the perfect people you think they are emotionally. Especially at important times in your own development, they weren't attuned to your needs. They were attuned to their own stuff and acted that out on you, but didn't give you what you needed. And as such, it's created some stuff for you still that you need to deal with. And talking to friends about what happened to you is not going to be even the beginning of the room.

50:47🔗 Caller No, I didn't talk to any friends.

50:48🔗 Drew You said you talked to some people you trusted.

50:50🔗 Caller It was a couple of adults.

50:53🔗 Drew Okay, talking to acquaintances isn't even going to begin.

50:57🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute, she didn't talk to friends, technically, Drew.

50:59🔗 Drew Yeah, I'm not saying peers, but acquaintances isn't even the beginning of the remotely-

51:04🔗 Adam Who were these adults? What are you talking about?

51:06🔗 Drew Well, even if they were professionals, it doesn't matter. That's not the beginning of anything, let alone treatment or having dealt with something as monumental as all this.

51:15🔗 Adam Yeah, but Drew, let me ask you this. Let me probe just a little bit deeper here. I have some other feelings. So what happened? You went over to the guy's house or he came over to your house?

51:25🔗 Caller Yeah, no, we just spent the day with the whole apartment, like shopping at the mall and everything. And then his roommates went to bed and we were just watching a movie.

51:34🔗 Adam You and the guy.

51:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

51:35🔗 Adam Right.

51:36🔗 Caller And that's when it happened.

51:37🔗 Adam Well, what happened?

51:38🔗 Caller I actually fell asleep on the couch and I know you probably won't believe that. And that's when he, that's when it happened.

51:46🔗 Adam No, I was just telling Drew, women cannot stay awake and watch TV on the sofa. Drew, was I not saying that when we were peeing?

51:53🔗 Drew During the break, yeah.

51:54🔗 Adam Yeah. So I believe you fell asleep and then he started to rape you.

51:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

51:59🔗 Adam And then you woke up.

52:00🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

52:01🔗 Drew Did you scream for help, call the police?

52:03🔗 Caller He actually put a pillow over my head and held it there.

52:07🔗 Drew Awful.

52:08🔗 Adam Could you breathe?

52:09🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, I moved my head to the side.

52:13🔗 Drew Awful.

52:14🔗 Adam And he was being, did he threaten you in any ways?

52:19🔗 Caller He just kept telling me to be quiet, don't say anything, and I was pretty much in shock.

52:26🔗 Adam Right.

52:26🔗 Caller So I feel guilty because I didn't scream or...

52:30🔗 Drew No, Heather, Heather, Heather.

52:31🔗 Adam That's all right. Here's all I'm saying, Heather. There's more to your family than you're willing to admit. Do you know what I'm saying? Did you ever tell your parents about this?

52:42🔗 Caller Oh, no.

52:43🔗 Adam Yeah, why not? They're the most warm and loving...

52:46🔗 Drew Perfect parents...

52:46🔗 Adam .married for 30 years.

52:47🔗 Drew They're perfect.

52:48🔗 Caller No, it's because I love my mom so much that I don't want her to worry about me or have...

52:54🔗 Adam Yeah, but listen, Heather, you had some horrible happen to you four years ago. You've been dating a vibrator for the last four years. You're not able to engage in an intimate relationship. You know, something kind of, whether you, I know this sounds horrible, but something got you there in the first place. This guy's a rapist. Don't get me wrong. But there was something that made you not scream out or punch him in the face or something and not prosecute the guy, not tell your parents. And some of that is your parents. You understand?

53:26🔗 Drew Not you.

53:27🔗 Adam Not you. Your parents. You understand? He had a eating disorder that Drew magically knew about. You know, there's issues going on here, Heather. Yeah. And you believe you can get blind from using a vibrator.

53:40🔗 Drew And you're 24.

53:41🔗 Adam I'm 24. Well, there you go, everybody. Started off as just not doing the guy thing right now. That was her first answer. I haven't dated in four years. I'm just not doing the guy thing right now. And magically turns into raping eating disorder.

53:57🔗 Drew The question was, can you go blind from masturbating every night?

54:00🔗 Adam Well, that was the initial. That was the question. Yeah, but Drew, don't you, you gotta believe that people call up and want to talk about more at a certain level.

54:07🔗 Drew At some level.

54:08🔗 Caller Absolutely.

54:09🔗 Drew Otherwise.

54:09🔗 Adam She didn't want to talk about rape. She want to talk about rape.

54:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:13🔗 Adam Don't you think?

54:13🔗 Drew Yeah. We get those calls where they really don't want to get.

54:15🔗 Adam You got raped four years ago. You haven't really worked it out. You haven't spoken to anyone about it. You don't want to call up and start talking about it. But you know, if you listen to the show, we're going to, we're going to get there.

54:25🔗 Drew Please do something about it, Heather. Please. It doesn't have to be tell your parents yet. That might be too much too tall of a task. Given the enmeshed quality of your family, that's so perfect.

54:34🔗 Adam Wonderful.

54:34🔗 Drew Perfect people. But do yourself a favor and get some professional help.

54:39🔗 Adam Listen, stop defending your parents, everybody. My parents weren't even that bad. I call them horrible. Feels good, right, Drew? That takes all the pressure off of you. Because listen, when you sit around and tell everyone how great your family was and how loving your parents were and what a great environment you grew up in, and then people look at you and go, wait a minute, you drive around a Vega, you go to junior college, you haven't had a date in four years, what the hell has happened to you? They look at you and now you're a loser. What you do is just say your parents are losers and they go, okay, it's cool, can I crash out on your futon or your bean bag or something? It makes you look like an idiot when you brag about your parents. Chrissy? Hello? Yeah. It's like bragging about your hairstylist and walk around with a horrible mullet hairdo. Yeah. No one believes it. Listen, I don't care how good you say Serge is. I'm looking at your head. He sucks. Go ahead, Chrissy.

55:36🔗 Caller Okay.

55:37🔗 Caller I've been going up with this guy for about two months, and we haven't barely even hugged or anything, and I don't know what to do.

55:48🔗 Drew Just get a new boyfriend.

55:49🔗 Adam You just go straight for the oral sex each time? No.

55:53🔗 Caller It's just that my brother is going out with my best friend, and they always hug and everything all the time.

56:01🔗 Caller They hug.

56:02🔗 Caller Yeah. They kiss, and they tell me, oh, well, come on, you guys. He's just going, oh, no, I don't want to, and it's like, I don't know what to do.

56:13🔗 Adam Well, have you ever hugged or kissed a guy before?

56:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:17🔗 Adam You kissed?

56:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:20🔗 Adam Your boyfriend before him?

56:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:22🔗 Adam Uh-huh. And is that as far as you've gotten as the kissing?

56:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:27🔗 Adam And so you want to do that with this guy? Is he, is he religious?

56:32🔗 Caller I don't know.

56:33🔗 Adam He don't sweat the details to you, Chrissy. Is, should we talk to him? I think we can straighten him out. Let me get to the truth. Let's talk to him, Chrissy.

56:44🔗 Caller Okay.

56:44🔗 Adam All right.

56:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:46🔗 Adam Okay. Put Chrissy on hold. Chrissy will get this guy's phone number. Sherry?

56:51🔗 Caller You hip?

56:53🔗 Adam Sherry's hip. Okay. Where the hell, where are we? Frank?

56:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:58🔗 Adam You're 23. You want to know if anger is hereditary?

57:00🔗 Drew Yeah.

57:01🔗 Adam None of your goddamn business!

57:02🔗 Caller Well, it's gotta be.

57:04🔗 Adam Oh. Okay.

57:05🔗 Drew He takes it seriously.

57:07🔗 Adam I guess I did.

57:08🔗 Drew The defensiveness is part of being angry.

57:10🔗 Adam Yeah, it is hereditary in the sense that you grow up around a guy who is angry all the time. And he took a decent amount of that anger out on you, right?

57:20🔗 Caller Well, no, he took it out on my mom.

57:21🔗 Drew All right. Not his family.

57:24🔗 Caller No, my mom was my family.

57:26🔗 Adam Okay. Well, listen. Frank, if you want to know if you're angry or not. You're angry. So the answer is yes.

57:33🔗 Drew And if you wonder why people seem to be such jerks around you.

57:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

57:37🔗 Drew Think about it.

57:38🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen. Hey, Frank, listen to me. Your dad's kind of a prick, right?

57:44🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

57:44🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, listen, you're kind of turning into one yourself. Drew and I have talked to you for 22 seconds. We've had enough of you. When you think people out there are consistently being idiots or being a-holes or firing you or starting fights with you for no reason, or everyone's giving you grief or rubbing you the wrong way, realize that it may be you that's bringing a certain amount of that into the relationship.

58:09🔗 Drew You brought it out on us in the first four seconds.

58:11🔗 Adam I got mad at Frank like eight seconds into the conversation.

58:14🔗 Caller You have to apologize.

58:16🔗 Adam You have to apologize. So Frank, it's all right. Don't have any kids for a while until you get on a call. Frank, you have any kids?

58:24🔗 Caller No.

58:25🔗 Adam Okay, that's good.

58:27🔗 Drew Now we like Frank.

58:27🔗 Adam Watch out. Don't get drunk too much.

58:30🔗 Caller I've been clean. It's over 31 months.

58:32🔗 Drew Congratulations.

58:33🔗 Adam Good. 31 months. What is that, 20 years?

58:36🔗 Drew In terms of whether or not there's...

58:37🔗 Adam 31 months.

58:38🔗 Caller Yeah, it's almost three years.

58:40🔗 Drew There's some sort of hereditary factor in anger. I would say not. It's more of an environmental thing, I suspect. There's always some biology in all these syndromes, but I think predominantly we could predict that you had to be raised around an abusive a-hole to create that kind of anger in a kid that then translated into adulthood.

59:03🔗 Adam Right.

59:04🔗 All right.

59:06🔗 Adam Lindsay.

59:07🔗 Caller Hi.

59:08🔗 Adam You're 17.

59:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:09🔗 Adam What's going on?

59:10🔗 Caller I'm going... Well, I'm supposed to go for a job interview tomorrow, but, okay, I smoked weed on the 14th and the 15th, and I found out that there's going to be a drug test.

59:21🔗 Drew Is it a hair test or a urine test?

59:24🔗 Caller I believe urine.

59:25🔗 Adam How do you know?

59:26🔗 Drew And?

59:27🔗 Adam How do you know?

59:28🔗 Caller Oh, I just, I assume that it would be urine.

59:31🔗 Drew Okay.

59:31🔗 Adam Why do you assume that?

59:33🔗 Caller Because, I don't know, I don't think that they would do, like, a drug test.

59:38🔗 Drew That's fine.

59:38🔗 Adam But what's the difference between a hair test and a urine test, Drew?

59:41🔗 Drew Hair is, it stuffs the hair a lot longer.

59:43🔗 Adam I know, but why is it, is it cheaper to do a urine than a hair?

59:47🔗 Drew Yeah, hairs are much more difficult to interpret, too, and things like the government does, hair testing for high security clearances and that kind of stuff.

59:54🔗 Adam So urine is more for, if you want to work at the Starbucks, and urine is more like CIA, I mean, hair is more CIA.

1:00:02🔗 Drew Or like, more like you're running the missile silo.

1:00:05🔗 Adam Right, right, so why did you even ask? Because they wouldn't even do a hair one, would they?

1:00:09🔗 Drew I don't know what she's going for. I want you 17.

1:00:10🔗 Adam She's 17, she's going to work at the Pentagon. She's smoking pot on Wednesday.

1:00:14🔗 Drew All right, and were those the only two days you smoked pot?

1:00:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:18🔗 Drew Yeah, and other than that, you don't smoke pot?

1:00:19🔗 Caller This month? Oh, well, I used, like, when I was 16, I smoked pot, like, every day for nine months.

1:00:28🔗 Drew And when did that nine month period end?

1:00:29🔗 Adam Every day for nine months?

1:00:31🔗 Caller It was school, it was September through, like, Spring of last year. Like, yeah.

1:00:37🔗 Drew Of last year.

1:00:38🔗 Caller And then I was, like, out of control, so I'm, like, I quit and I didn't smoke weed at all until I smoked weed once September last year and once in November. And then I haven't smoked the egg until this month.

1:00:51🔗 Adam You couldn't have been smoking too much pot if you know the exact date.

1:00:55🔗 Caller See, I smoked it every day for nine months. And then when I was, like, in seventh and eighth and ninth grade, I smoked it, like, you know, every now and then.

1:01:03🔗 Drew It's not a typical marijuana addiction story.

1:01:05🔗 Adam Then when she was a nurse in Korea in the early 50s, of course, she smoked it. But that was just to cope, you know. I mean, it was hell over there.

1:01:13🔗 Drew And it's very unlikely that we'll show up in the urine this far out from that single exposure. I wouldn't lose any weight or do any heavy physical exertion the day before.

1:01:20🔗 Adam What are you going for? What kind of job?

1:01:22🔗 Caller Well, I have a job right now. But my sister, she works at this... Okay, well, my sister is a case manager at this, like, health clinic thing. And she said, like, I could get a job, pretty much, like, pretty much get a job, like, nutrition, something.

1:01:38🔗 Caller What?

1:01:40🔗 Caller Like, this nutrition thing, I don't sure exactly what it is.

1:01:43🔗 Adam You'll be a nutritionist.

1:01:44🔗 Drew If you guys want to know what's... If people want to know what's going on in their health care management, which is really who makes the decisions about how long your family members get to stay in the hospital and what kind of care they get to be delivered, just listen to this call, please.

1:01:57🔗 Caller Well, my sister... No, my sister is totally... She does not do drugs or anything.

1:02:01🔗 Drew I understand, but she didn't go to medical school, doesn't have a Ph.D., and she's the one that determines the kind of care people can get.

1:02:07🔗 Caller She does, actually.

1:02:08🔗 Drew I understand that.

1:02:09🔗 Adam She does, why?

1:02:09🔗 Drew Our health care assistant, she makes the decision?

1:02:11🔗 Adam No, no, no. She has a Ph.D.?

1:02:14🔗 Caller Yeah, she's a nurse. She's a registered nurse.

1:02:17🔗 Adam No, that's G-E-D. That's different.

1:02:19🔗 Caller No, she's a registered nurse, and she got promoted from that to case manager.

1:02:26🔗 Adam Okay. All right, so you can go over there and be a nutritionist.

1:02:31🔗 Caller Listen, if, so say that it does...

1:02:35🔗 Adam What, doesn't your nurse, doesn't your genius sister know?

1:02:38🔗 Caller No. Well, see, I think she might have her suspicions because she mentioned that there would be a drug test, you know? All right.

1:02:46🔗 Adam Listen, listen.

1:02:47🔗 Caller I don't want it to affect her life.

1:02:48🔗 Adam You'll be fine. Lindsay, Lindsay, sweet pea, you'll be fine. You haven't smoked pot in two weeks. You'll be fine.

1:02:54🔗 Caller So, seriously, I don't need to, like, do anything?

1:02:56🔗 Adam No, don't do anything.

1:02:57🔗 Drew Just don't lose weight and don't exercise aggressively before, a few days before.

1:03:02🔗 Adam No.

1:03:03🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:04🔗 Adam She's fine.

1:03:05🔗 Drew But this is, this is the stuff that's, people do not understand how the health care is functioning right now. And I'm telling you, that is how it works. That's how it works right now.

1:03:13🔗 Adam Lindsay's gonna be a nutritionist. She'll be like, eat more carbo hydrocarbons, carbo. What is she gonna do over there? Drew's pissed, everybody. Drew, who should be running that? Someone with some education?

1:03:34🔗 Drew Well, if these are the people making the decisions about where your family gets their health care and how it's delivered, shouldn't it be the highest level of training?

1:03:42🔗 Adam I don't know, I don't have a family.

1:03:42🔗 Drew The absolute highest possible training? What you get is not that. People, they know what, every once in a while you get people who know what they're doing clinically, but you don't get people at the top of the totem pole because anybody who's really trained would want to give more care than these systems allow you to give.

1:04:00🔗 Adam Right. Okay, I'm with you. Listen, I don't go to the doctor. I've had a festering lump in my hand and in my groin for three years now. I haven't done a thing. I don't do anything. I don't go to the doctor.

1:04:11🔗 Caller I know.

1:04:13🔗 Drew It's fine. You shouldn't go.

1:04:14🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm 35. What the hell though? I feel fine.

1:04:17🔗 Drew Man, we have such a problem in this country between, we don't know the difference between disease and health. We just don't know the difference. We have no clue.

1:04:22🔗 Adam Listen, here's my take on all this stuff. All you folks that have seen the doctor who are not pregnant and don't have, haven't gotten a car accident, who've seen the doctor, let's say, more than six times in the last four years, kill yourselves. Kill yourselves now. Do me a favor, because you have one of two choices. Either there's some sort of emotional condition that's sending you there, which is probably 99 percent.

1:04:49🔗 Drew But they get that treated of this, right?

1:04:50🔗 Adam Or there's something legitimately wrong with you, in which case you need to be destroyed.

1:04:55🔗 Drew Are you going to be soon anyway?

1:04:57🔗 Adam That's going to be my angle when I'm in power.

1:04:59🔗 Drew So don't go through the pain and suffering, just get over with that.

1:05:01🔗 Adam Listen, here is my take. I got to give my take because it's Monday, Monday's take day. We only have enough doctors, enough cops, and enough everything to sort of for everyone just to use it once in a while. It's really the way.

1:05:20🔗 Drew What they really need.

1:05:20🔗 Adam Yeah, that's the way the system works out, everybody. It really does. I mean, let's say everybody decided to go on a killing spree tomorrow, we'd be F'd because we don't have a prison, we don't have a court system, we don't have enough cops. If everybody decided to bust their knee on the same, went snowboarding on the same day and everyone broke their pelvis on the same day, the world would come off its axis. It really would. We just really have enough in our system to handle everyone using stuff like once or twice, very sparingly. And all you idiots who are in the hospitals constantly, who are calling the doctors constantly, who are getting arrested constantly, who keep getting thrown in for the same thing, or keep, you're clogging up the system. You know when you're dialing 911 and there's an ambulance coming by the house or cops coming by the house, you're screwing it up for guys like me who never ever use the system. That's what I'm saying, Drew. I want to use my antibiotics and know they're going to work every once in a while. I want to call 911, which in 35 years, I've not called one time and I'm going to deduct two years because I didn't know how to work the phone for the first, not the first two years, there was the middle two years.

1:06:34🔗 Drew The tough years.

1:06:34🔗 Adam Yeah, between 17 and 19. I forgot how to work the phone, but I knew it coming right out of the womb. I knew how to work that damn phone. I want my 911 guy to show up. I don't want him pissed off. I don't want him at your house. I want my antibiotics to work. I want my doctor to work. I want the ambulance to be there. I want the cops to show up. I want it all because the one time I do make that phone call, believe me, I'm going to need it because that's the only way I would call. I wouldn't call otherwise. Coyote in the front yard, not going to call. Thought I saw an alien, not calling. Twisted my ankle, not calling again. Only calling when I need it, but I want it when I need it. And you a-holes are using it all up. You're tiring Dr. Drew out, you got the ambulance drivers pissed off, the cops pissed off, the courts are filled, everything's screwed up because the same, it's really, you can take society, there's probably about 5% of society that I could isolate as the troublemakers. 5% of the people that keep going in and out of prison, 5% that keep getting in domestic disputes, 5% that are hypochondriacs and going in and out of the hospital. Who's doing all the suing? You think everyone just does one lawsuit once in their life or is it just that small percentage who when you open their file turns out they have 35 lawsuits with 35 different manufacturers over the last 18 months? These are the people I'll just put away. I don't need to review it. I've seen you've sued 22 employers in the last two years of your life. Yes, I can explain every one of them. You know what? I don't have time putting you down. Sorry. Drew, Lethal Injection, thank you very much. That's it. Then we'd be living in utopia, but we really have just a very small percentage effing it up for everybody. Thank you, Drew.

1:08:29🔗 All right.

1:08:31🔗 Adam Now, you got that Lethal Injection?

1:08:32🔗 Drew Yeah, I'm prepared right now.

1:08:33🔗 Adam Take a little break here.

1:08:34🔗 Drew I'm glad to give it to you or myself.

1:08:37🔗 Adam We'll get back to Chrissy to find out what happened to her and her boyfriend and all that after this.

1:08:43🔗 Okay, so come on down off the towers.

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1:09:13🔗 Caller I feel so liquidy, really, like.

1:09:16🔗 You're listening to Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Love Line, I'll be right back.

1:09:32🔗 Caller Oh, you're right there.

1:09:49🔗 Drew How could they impose their will?

1:09:50🔗 Adam They could?

1:09:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:09:51🔗 Adam Well, that's what you get when you don't pair it. You lose your will to impose, and you can't impose your will. All right, what are we doing?

1:10:00🔗 Drew We're going to check out Chrissy. Chrissy? Yeah.

1:10:03🔗 Adam All right. Chrissy? Yeah. Okay, you're 15. It says on the board here...

1:10:10🔗 Drew Boyfriend.

1:10:11🔗 Adam It's kind of funny. Did it go away the second I said it says on the board here?

1:10:15🔗 Drew Yes.

1:10:16🔗 Adam Wow. Let's see. I'll go off memory. Your boyfriend's 13.

1:10:20🔗 Drew As mom said, he's asleep and can't be awakened.

1:10:24🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Chrissy?

1:10:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:10:26🔗 Adam You know, next time you call up and talk about your boyfriend not putting out and he's not hugging you and you're not having sex, go ahead and talk about the part where he's still wearing diapers. Being two years, being 13, I mean, him being in the what, sixth grade and you being...

1:10:43🔗 Drew Eighth grade and she's a sophomore.

1:10:44🔗 Adam Seventh grade or...

1:10:45🔗 Caller I'm in eighth grade too.

1:10:47🔗 Drew You're 15.

1:10:48🔗 Caller Yeah, I got held back in second grade.

1:10:51🔗 Adam What? Didn't you get held back twice?

1:10:54🔗 Caller No.

1:10:54🔗 Drew She was already old. I got held back.

1:10:57🔗 Adam Why'd they hold you back?

1:10:59🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:11:00🔗 Adam Listen, see, there you go. Would you use my answer? You went to Europe when you were a child? Do you understand, Chrissy? Chrissy?

1:11:09🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:11:09🔗 Adam Listen to me. You're gonna have to tell this story over and over your entire life.

1:11:14🔗 Caller Okay.

1:11:15🔗 Adam Now, here's the new story, okay?

1:11:19🔗 Caller Okay.

1:11:19🔗 Adam You say to me, why are you in eighth grade when you're 15 years old? Go ahead.

1:11:28🔗 Caller Why in eighth grade when you're 15 years old?

1:11:32🔗 Adam Um, my folks took me to Europe with them when I was like, like six or seven or something, and we stayed there for like a year and a half. And so when I came back, I couldn't rejoin my classmates. So I was a year, about two years behind.

1:11:49🔗 Drew When I came back, I spoke three languages, but I've lost it all now.

1:11:52🔗 Adam Right, and played the harp. Now, follow up with a good, a good question and try to bust me, Chrissy. Go ahead.

1:12:01🔗 Caller Um, what languages did you speak?

1:12:05🔗 Adam Yeah, see, that's the thing. I was like, I was so young and we moved around so much. My dad was there in business. I know he works at a muffler shop now, but they were thinking of going international. Les Midas, they're going to call it. Les Midas. And he moved-

1:12:24🔗 Drew Bush Midas.

1:12:26🔗 Adam He moved around so much that we never really had a chance to settle in one place long enough, but we were all over. I was so young, I don't remember. There you go. Instead of being an idiot, all of a sudden you have this international flair to you. You're like an IHOP.

1:12:44🔗 Caller Okay.

1:12:46🔗 Drew So Chrissy, he wasn't available to talk, right? Okay. We think the reason he's not being more affectionate, he's young.

1:12:51🔗 Adam He's 13.

1:12:52🔗 Drew And he doesn't know how to be.

1:12:53🔗 Adam Plus, women are more mature than men anyway. So, I mean, the difference between, I mean, we talked to 15 year olds that are dating 27 year old, you know, merchant marines and stuff and want to know why they're so mature. That is a gap there. I mean, a lot of 15 year old girls are going out, 17, 18 year old guys. We don't recommend it, but let's face it, that's life. 15 year old girl going out with a...

1:13:18🔗 Drew 13 year old.

1:13:19🔗 Adam 13 year old guys really, he may not even sprout at a pubic hair. His mom answered and said he was... His mom didn't want him to come out of bed because he didn't want him to tear holes in the feet of his Yoda jammies. Okay. All right, take it easy on him, Chrissy. Chad?

1:13:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:38🔗 Adam Chad, you're 19.

1:13:40🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:13:41🔗 Adam What's going on? Chad?

1:13:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:43🔗 Adam I don't want to sound negative, but you're not going to live longer than 30.

1:13:47🔗 Drew Why? Okay, wait a minute, Chad.

1:13:49🔗 Adam You know a guy named Chad, who's like 67 years old?

1:13:52🔗 Caller Whatever.

1:13:55🔗 Adam Hey, it's Grandpa Chad.

1:13:57🔗 Caller Yeah, I was about to get on here and tell you guys how great you were, too.

1:14:00🔗 Adam Well, go ahead. You better hurry up and get it out.

1:14:04🔗 Caller All right, you guys are great.

1:14:05🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:14:06🔗 Caller Anyway, I got a reaper.

1:14:08🔗 Drew You'll change his name to something else by then. What's your first name, middle name?

1:14:12🔗 Caller Chad Allen.

1:14:13🔗 Adam Yeah, you'll go by Allen.

1:14:15🔗 Drew What?

1:14:15🔗 Adam Yeah, you won't go by Chad. I'm saying there's no 50-year-old guy named Chad.

1:14:19🔗 Caller Anyway, I'm going to change my name now.

1:14:21🔗 Adam Okay, go ahead.

1:14:23🔗 Caller Okay, I got a big problem and I need some advice more than anything.

1:14:28🔗 Caller All right.

1:14:29🔗 Caller Just last Tuesday, I had a date with my girlfriend and she came over to my house at first and I was upstairs and I came down and her and my younger sister were being a little more than friendly with each other.

1:14:45🔗 Drew How old is your sister?

1:14:46🔗 Caller She's 17.

1:14:48🔗 Drew And how old is the girlfriend?

1:14:49🔗 Caller 18.

1:14:52🔗 Adam And were they just making out?

1:14:55🔗 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

1:14:57🔗 Drew And did you say anything?

1:14:58🔗 Adam They didn't hear you coming down the stairs or anything?

1:15:00🔗 Caller They didn't see me and what I need to know is how would I approach this and fix this problem? Any other girl would have been great, but not my sister.

1:15:08🔗 Adam What did you do when you saw them?

1:15:11🔗 Caller I pretty much just about flipped out and walked back upstairs and then made a loud entrance.

1:15:18🔗 Drew Did you proceed with the date?

1:15:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:20🔗 Drew And just where did you go?

1:15:21🔗 Caller What?

1:15:22🔗 Adam Where did you go on the date?

1:15:23🔗 Caller We went out to dinner and then watched Star Wars.

1:15:26🔗 Adam What restaurant?

1:15:27🔗 Caller Huh?

1:15:27🔗 Adam Which restaurant?

1:15:28🔗 Caller Taco Bell.

1:15:29🔗 Adam Seriously? Yeah.

1:15:31🔗 Drew It was a complete Star Wars night. It's a complete Star Wars evening.

1:15:34🔗 Adam Taco Bell is the date.

1:15:36🔗 Caller Yeah, we're going to win a million dollars. That's all there is to it.

1:15:39🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:15:39🔗 Drew Did you get the toys?

1:15:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:41🔗 Adam Are they having that giveaway?

1:15:42🔗 Caller What?

1:15:43🔗 Adam They have that giveaway where the Colonel and that chick in the mid-drift halter is firing a laser gun and he's out there with that Chihuahua.

1:15:52🔗 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

1:15:53🔗 Adam I find that commercial very confusing. I can't figure out if it's Colonel Sanders or the Taco Bell dog or who that chick is.

1:16:01🔗 Caller See, they're all in cahoots. That's what you're doing.

1:16:03🔗 Adam I see. Okay. All right.

1:16:05🔗 Caller Anyway.

1:16:05🔗 Adam Okay, Chad.

1:16:07🔗 Caller Alan, please call me Alan.

1:16:12🔗 Adam Alan, why don't you just break up with your girlfriend? I really think this is bizarre behavior.

1:16:19🔗 Drew Or, well.

1:16:19🔗 Caller I thought so too. I was just looking for a little better advice than that.

1:16:23🔗 Drew Okay.

1:16:24🔗 Adam Kill yourself and break up with your girlfriend.

1:16:26🔗 Drew Advice that made you feel better, which may not be a better advice, in fact. I think you reasonably give your girlfriend an opportunity to explain what you saw. And you should definitely tell her what you saw. But I don't know that I trust any explanation she had to give you, because it's such a violation of boundaries. So bad. Yeah.

1:16:44🔗 Adam But Drew, don't you believe, even if you're stupid, don't you believe there's a part of you that when you start making out with somebody, and there's somebody upstairs, like saying, listen, I'll be down in a minute. We're running late. And you begin to sort of start making out with them, not in a hall closet, but on the sofa kind of thing. Isn't there sort of a part of you that thinks, I don't mind if this guy finds out or even I don't want to tell him, but I want to tell him or I want to whip things up just a little bit. I want to stir things up.

1:17:20🔗 Drew I'm sure it's experienced as I don't care. It's just what I want to do at the moment. And I don't care.

1:17:25🔗 Adam What about the sort of chaotic side of it?

1:17:28🔗 Drew That's of course, that's where chaos comes from.

1:17:30🔗 Adam Yeah, but wanting you to experience the chaos, wanting to send a little something through your spot, mix it up a little. Jesus Christ. All right. All right, so let me just make a quick guess. Chad's sister is also a little chaotic. Chad may come from some chaos and that's what attracted him to the chaos queen. Oh, Chad's mom a little chaotic. One second. Chad?

1:17:56🔗 Caller Yes.

1:17:57🔗 Adam Is your mom a little chaotic?

1:17:59🔗 Caller No, not at all. I have very normal parents.

1:18:01🔗 Drew What's up with your sister, then?

1:18:03🔗 Caller I don't know. She's going through a little rebel stage, I would guess.

1:18:06🔗 Adam No kidding.

1:18:09🔗 Caller I think it was more disturbing than anything to see my sister doing something like that, more than it was to see my date doing something like that.

1:18:16🔗 Drew Well, we both were violating your trust greatly.

1:18:20🔗 Adam All right. Wow. Talk about a rebel stage. I think my sister went through a few of those, but she never made out with a date of mine. Thank God. All right. So anyway, Chad, tell her, give her a chance to explain yourself. Amy?

1:18:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:37🔗 Adam You're 14.

1:18:37🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:18:38🔗 Adam What's going on?

1:18:39🔗 Caller Well, okay. My boyfriend and I have been going out for like four and a half months, just about, and he's like really great. You know, I think he's one of the best things that's ever happened to me.

1:18:50🔗 Drew How old is he?

1:18:51🔗 Caller How old is he? 14. And you know, he's nice, he's kind, but he's kind of been more than hinting that he wants to have sex with me. He's actually told me and he's been like, you know, planning it all out for me and I'm not interested in that.

1:19:10🔗 Drew Have you told him you're not interested?

1:19:11🔗 Caller No.

1:19:12🔗 Drew You gotta tell him.

1:19:12🔗 Adam I picture like Vince Lombardi standing at the chalkboard.

1:19:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:19:17🔗 Adam And, you know, with some X's and some O's.

1:19:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:21🔗 Adam All right. You'll be here. I'll be here. Now, you're going to slide into the number two gap and I'm going to come across and I'm going to get my shoulder on the front side of your right hip and I'm going to try to drive you out and clear this area out here and then my penis can come running right up the middle. Right up the gut. Hell bent for real action. For pay dirt.

1:19:42🔗 Caller That's like exactly what he's doing.

1:19:45🔗 Drew Well, it's not abnormal. Nothing wrong with him for sort of being interested in that or pushing it, but you need to make clear what you want and if indeed he's the guy you think he is, he'll be all right to wait. He's only 14. He can hang in for a while.

1:19:56🔗 Adam He's off with the communication too. She's 14. She doesn't wait too much communicating.

1:20:01🔗 Drew No, she doesn't.

1:20:02🔗 Adam I mean, they're really talking things out. He feels a little too comfortable.

1:20:05🔗 Drew Yeah, that's the problem. She's got it. She's open communication but hasn't asserted herself. She hasn't let herself, her feelings be known.

1:20:12🔗 Adam Listen, one of the worst notions you can insert into a relationship is that, we gotta be honest, we gotta talk about all our feelings, whatever you're thinking, I wanna know. We gotta be wide open. Bad idea.

1:20:28🔗 Drew No, it's a good idea to be able to have mutuality, to be able to say, I acknowledge your feelings and here's mine. Right.

1:20:34🔗 Adam But Drew, you've learned from your marriage, you don't just start popping off about stuff that's running through your mind.

1:20:41🔗 Drew No, you concern yourself.

1:20:42🔗 Adam Not when it concerns her.

1:20:43🔗 Drew You concern yourself with how the other person is going to feel about it, but you find a way to be heard.

1:20:47🔗 Adam You come up with something else. Yeah, but Drew, as a guy, you don't really have demands or concerns, do you? Yeah. Do you?

1:20:55🔗 Drew I mean, they're not, I think what you're thinking of is like, you know, Emotional, menial concerns.

1:21:00🔗 Adam No, I mean, like the concerns you have is like, who's driving the kids to school? We're out of canned peaches and the kids are pitching a fit. I want to rent this movie tonight.

1:21:12🔗 Drew You have to get into a marriage. You have to keep working on the emotional stuff.

1:21:15🔗 Adam You have like emotional concerns.

1:21:18🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah, you gotta keep on.

1:21:19🔗 Adam Your emotional concern is she's getting pissed off and I'm going to get my hands kicked. That's your emotional concern, but it's like you're not making a lot of demands. No, I mean, here's what it is. It could quite honestly. I'm just starting to get into this relationship with your outside. Yeah, your emotional concern is a guy is not pissing off your woman.

1:21:40🔗 Drew That's right. That's your that is your concern and and also being heard clearly. And you got to you know, when you do have something you want to be heard about, you need to be sure it's being heard without pissing them off.

1:21:51🔗 Adam Guys, I don't know any guys that are really worried about the emotional end of the relationship as it pertains to their feelings being met, their needs being met, their feelings being heard. What it is, is I don't want Hearst freaking out on me just because she thinks I wasn't listening. That's where that's what it is. It's weird. It's like this. It's like you're here's what it is. It's like you're in a dinghy that's taking on water and you have to bail every once in a while. And then there's a point where you just get to sit in the water for a while and relax. And then the frantic bailing begins. And then you sit in the water and relax again. But you never even think about getting up on the top deck and sunning yourself for playing shuffleboard. This is a sort of constant bailing process. You don't dream of like, hey, what's on the menu?

1:22:43🔗 Drew No, but you do some bail.

1:22:44🔗 Adam Just bail.

1:22:46🔗 Drew It depends where you're at. But you're bailing sometimes. And sometimes you're on the sun deck.

1:22:50🔗 Adam The guys just don't need anything. I mean, look, don't cheat on me. Don't eff up the kids. Give me a little sex every once in a while. Don't spend us into the poor house. Get off the ass and, you know, rattle the pots and pans every once in a while. Take care of a little business around the house. And don't get loaded making ass of me at the company picnic. Other than that, there's not a whole like, come on, I need this.

1:23:14🔗 Drew GIO What if they were professional life or something that you're feeling sort of left out or attended to or...

1:23:19🔗 Adam David I don't care. For me, that's a plus. See, Drew, for me, the pressure is taken off.

1:23:25🔗 Drew GIO I understand.

1:23:25🔗 Adam David Well, you're working 65 hours a week. You come home, you're tired. All you want to do is chill out, watch some TV. Great, go to the next room. I'll be in this one. You know what I'm saying? GIO Yeah.

1:23:34🔗 Drew The guy can tell you much more of that.

1:23:36🔗 Adam David Much more of that. I think man can subsist on that for long periods of time. All right, Mike, am I right? Yeah. When's the last time you felt like you really needed something from a woman other than sex or for her to stop yelling at you? You know what I mean? It's funny that the guy's biggest emotional need is for them to stop yelling at them.

1:24:02🔗 Caller GIO I don't get yelled at.

1:24:03🔗 Adam I know, I know, because the VCR never talks about it.

1:24:06🔗 Drew His relationship is too much old.

1:24:07🔗 Adam Oh, that's true. I give it time. All right, Annie Scott, he dates a flight attendant, so she's out of town constantly. That's a dream gig. Who cares?

1:24:16🔗 Drew Alaska, Alaska.

1:24:17🔗 Adam It's a good one. Bringing home this little packets of nuts and pretzels.

1:24:21🔗 Caller Nice.

1:24:22🔗 Adam All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back.

1:24:26🔗 Loveline will be right back.

1:24:39🔗 Adam Loveline. It's the Loveline. We're going to go back to the phones. Fair enough. William. Yeah. Hold on a second. I didn't want to talk to William. I talked to two 14-year-olds in a row. I want to talk to Jay. Jay?

1:25:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:00🔗 Adam You're 23?

1:25:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:02🔗 Adam William, we'll talk to you in a minute.

1:25:04🔗 Caller That was good.

1:25:06🔗 Adam Big fart go. Yeah. What's going on with you, Jay?

1:25:11🔗 Caller I had a head injury about a year and a half ago.

1:25:14🔗 Adam What happened?

1:25:15🔗 Caller I had about 400 pounds fall on my head. Yeah.

1:25:19🔗 Adam Your girlfriend rolled over?

1:25:21🔗 Caller No. It was a big piece of metal.

1:25:25🔗 Adam Where were you?

1:25:27🔗 Caller I was on a ship in the Navy.

1:25:29🔗 Adam And what was it that fell on your head?

1:25:32🔗 Caller A hatch.

1:25:33🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. That's a bad scene. And so the hatch was open and your head was sticking up out of it and it slammed shut?

1:25:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:42🔗 Adam And what did it do? Send you right back down the ladder or whatever it was?

1:25:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:46🔗 Drew And no neck injury with that?

1:25:48🔗 Caller Not that they found.

1:25:49🔗 Drew Okay.

1:25:50🔗 Caller But they think nothing's wrong, though.

1:25:52🔗 Drew Good.

1:25:53🔗 Caller I mean...

1:25:53🔗 Drew No skull fracture?

1:25:55🔗 Caller No. Not the x-ray showed.

1:25:57🔗 Drew Wow. Okay.

1:25:58🔗 Adam What happened? How did it happen?

1:26:00🔗 Caller Well, it just wouldn't put up right and it just collapsed.

1:26:04🔗 Adam Yeah. Seems like it happened.

1:26:07🔗 Caller All right.

1:26:08🔗 Drew So what's the question, Jay?

1:26:10🔗 Caller I've had a lot of side effects from it, like starting speech, memory loss.

1:26:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:16🔗 Caller And every once in a while I get bloody noses real bad. If I get overworked up, I get a bloody nose.

1:26:23🔗 Adam What is that, Drew?

1:26:24🔗 Drew Why the bloody nose?

1:26:25🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:26:26🔗 Drew I'm not sure. I'm trying to figure that out, in fact. Maybe he had some sort of injury, some sort of fracture of the plates in there that was undetected. But even that, things like leaking cerebral spinal fluid can occur. You wouldn't typically get bloody.

1:26:40🔗 Caller I get a lot of neck pain.

1:26:43🔗 Drew Well, that's no surprise. I mean, I'm sure you have some kind of neck pain.

1:26:45🔗 Adam Some people get bloody noses anyway.

1:26:48🔗 Drew You're not on any medication right now?

1:26:50🔗 Caller No, I was on midrin for my migraines.

1:26:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:53🔗 Caller And I've become immune to it.

1:26:55🔗 Drew Would you take anything else?

1:26:57🔗 Caller They had me on all kinds of stuff, anywhere from Pamelaure to Verpamil.

1:27:04🔗 Drew Verpamil?

1:27:05🔗 Caller Yeah, Verpamil.

1:27:07🔗 Drew Well, some of these things can... Seen in your blood? Not those particularly, but they are predisposed to bleeding. So maybe it's really the medication that's the issue and not so much anything structural in your head.

1:27:19🔗 Caller What about the migraines and the other stuff? They keep telling me nothing's wrong. That just don't seem normal.

1:27:30🔗 Drew Well, look, you've had a major, major head injury. It's not like nothing's wrong. But it's more that nothing else is wrong. Do you understand?

1:27:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:40🔗 Drew That to have headaches, to have memory problems, personality changes, mood disturbances, all that is part of a major head injury.

1:27:46🔗 Adam Well, it says you get bloody noses during sex.

1:27:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:50🔗 Adam Is that true?

1:27:50🔗 Caller That's the main, main part.

1:27:53🔗 Drew Well, again.

1:27:54🔗 Adam Is it because you were doing too much blow with the hookers before you got with them?

1:27:59🔗 Caller No.

1:28:01🔗 Adam Listen, where did you go when you were in the Navy? You went right for the Philippines, right?

1:28:06🔗 Caller No. I stopped in Thailand.

1:28:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:28:08🔗 Drew Then the Philippines.

1:28:09🔗 Adam Pick up hookers, gas up, pick up some hookers, and then we're going to the Philippines. What is going on over there that we need? I've said this many a time. Why do we, everyone who gets enlisted has to go to the Philippines and get laid and then come back home again?

1:28:22🔗 Caller I never did anything like that. I've been happily married two years tomorrow.

1:28:25🔗 Adam Really? Yeah. You were in the Navy and you never had sex with a hooker?

1:28:30🔗 Caller No.

1:28:30🔗 Adam Couldn't you be court-martialed for that, Drew? You've been brought up on charges? All right. Well, listen, God bless you, Jay. So you get it because you're exerting yourself, you're having sex, you're getting excited?

1:28:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:46🔗 Adam Is that-

1:28:46🔗 Drew So avoid things that can cause bleeding in the anti-inflammatory, as aspirins, that sort of thing.

1:28:52🔗 Caller What? I've also lost a lot of interest in it, too.

1:28:55🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, you've had a major head injury, Jay, all kind- See, people don't understand how awful head injuries are. But I mean, somehow, since the world of cartoons and the Three Stooges have developed, you get a frying pan in the head and you just- It's a do-ing and that's it. You get a head injury enough to knock you out, you're going to be different afterwards for a long time. And if you have a major head injury, even if it's closed, that is to say no skull fracture or anything else, and nothing even happens structurally inside, like you can't see any bleeding or anything major structural goes on, you could be a different person permanently.

1:29:29🔗 Adam I've been knocked out a few times.

1:29:30🔗 Drew Well, that explains something. But the fact is-

1:29:33🔗 Adam When I was young, is that bad?

1:29:35🔗 Drew Post-concussive syndromes are extremely complicated, and he has a full syndrome going here, and it may take a long time to settle down if ever.

1:29:44🔗 Adam So worse to get knocked down when you're younger or better? Say it's better? You don't know?

1:29:50🔗 Drew You're more resilient generally when you're younger, but then again, there's more opportunity for stuff to go awry.

1:29:54🔗 Adam I used to play the violin like an Asian exchange student. I really did. One day after football practice-

1:30:02🔗 Drew Couldn't read after that.

1:30:03🔗 Adam Nope. Could no longer compose. Had to sell my Stradivarius to one of my friends. Who stole it for drugs? Hit me on the head with it today. A classic El Cabong kind of move. Shauna?

1:30:17🔗 Caller Yeah, hi.

1:30:18🔗 Adam You're 18. What's going on?

1:30:20🔗 Caller I'm wondering if you can be allergic to marijuana because I come from a family of really heavy marijuana smokers.

1:30:28🔗 Drew Allergy means that you have what's called an IgE-mediated mast cell reaction. That is to say rash and itching, hives, runny nose, asthma. That's allergy. Anything else is an adverse reaction, some sort of negative reaction to the drug. People get all kinds of strange reactions in the pod. People can hallucinate, people can have mood disturbances.

1:30:49🔗 Adam Why not that many people are allergic to it in the classic sense?

1:30:52🔗 Drew They get real allergy, no. People don't understand what allergy means. It means intolerant of, yes, some people are very intolerant of it.

1:30:59🔗 Adam Everyone's claims are allergic to everything, but I really bet that 85% of those people aren't allergic.

1:31:05🔗 Drew I love food allergy.

1:31:06🔗 Adam I'm allergic to chocolate. Really? Yeah, my ass gets big. My ass swells up when I eat it. Everyone's allergic to everything. I don't know of anything I'm allergic to, by the way. The only thing I do know is if I eat a good amount of fresh pineapple, I will start to get sweaty on my forehead. I mean, I can feel the heat in me if I take serious citrus acid, like a big fresh pressed grapefruit juice and I chug it all down, I'll start getting warm. I can feel myself getting warm and you'll see my face getting a little bit red. But that's about it.

1:31:42🔗 Drew Interesting.

1:31:43🔗 Adam Little beads of sweat on my forehead. Is that the acid?

1:31:46🔗 Drew It must cause you to dilate in some way, the vessels dilate in response to something.

1:31:50🔗 Adam William?

1:31:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:51🔗 Adam You're 14.

1:31:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:53🔗 Adam What's going on?

1:31:56🔗 Caller My parents are like real strict Christians.

1:32:00🔗 Caller And I want to have sex. And...

1:32:07🔗 Adam With your mom or your dad? Huh? With your mom or your dad?

1:32:13🔗 Drew William, you're 14.

1:32:14🔗 Adam Cool out, William.

1:32:15🔗 Drew William, you're 14. Cool out.

1:32:17🔗 Adam I see.

1:32:18🔗 Drew Don't be in a big hurry.

1:32:19🔗 Adam I thought you were talking about his parents. I'm sorry. Yeah. Are you a strict Christian?

1:32:26🔗 Caller Not that strict.

1:32:28🔗 Adam Okay. How old is your girlfriend?

1:32:31🔗 Caller She's 15.

1:32:33🔗 Adam And what are you doing with her?

1:32:39🔗 Caller Nothing yet.

1:32:40🔗 Caller We just talked about it.

1:32:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:41🔗 Adam But you're not having any kind of physical contact?

1:32:45🔗 Caller The most so far is kissing, making out.

1:32:50🔗 Drew Do your parents object to that?

1:32:53🔗 Caller They don't know.

1:32:55🔗 Adam Well, listen, William, just slow down, would you?

1:33:00🔗 Drew They're angry with your parents for being so strict.

1:33:02🔗 Adam I understand your parents are too strict, but...

1:33:05🔗 Drew They're trying to do what's good for you.

1:33:06🔗 Adam They have your best interest in mind, believe me. Amanda.

1:33:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:12🔗 Adam You're 19.

1:33:13🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:33:14🔗 Adam Real fast. Ex-boyfriend wants her back. She thinks there may be someone else.

1:33:20🔗 Caller Kind of. Not really.

1:33:21🔗 Caller I really just want to get a guy's opinion on this.

1:33:23🔗 Caller My ex-boyfriend and I broke up actually like a week ago. And it was because a lot of stuff going on in his life that he didn't feel that he could handle a relationship right now. But he says that in the long run he does want to get back together with me, but it's just like, I don't know.

1:33:37🔗 Caller I kind of don't know what to do.

1:33:38🔗 Caller I don't know if it was because he lost his job and he has a whole bunch of debt. And so he was stressing out about that. And I don't know if like that's like, I don't know from like a guy's thing, if like that would cause him to want to...

1:33:50🔗 Adam No, no, they don't like you. That's what causes it.

1:33:53🔗 Drew Or either somebody else or something.

1:33:54🔗 Adam Or somebody else.

1:33:56🔗 Caller Like I talk to him every day now. He still says that he still loves me. I told him like.

1:34:01🔗 Drew That may be, but he needs to be alone for some reason.

1:34:04🔗 Caller Yeah. And then like three days after we broke up, one of his friends was living in a trailer and the trailer caught on fire and he died in the fire. And he called me at 2.30 in the morning. And he's like said, he didn't call anybody else. The only person he could trust to talk to was me.

1:34:18🔗 Drew Yeah, well that's unfair to you, frankly.

1:34:21🔗 Adam Yeah, listen.

1:34:22🔗 Drew I'm glad you were there for him.

1:34:24🔗 Adam I'm sorry for his friend, but listen all you screwballs. Don't break up with somebody and then just call them when you get drunk or when someone dies in a trailer. Which could quite honestly be like every other weekend. I've had several hundred friends die in trailers over the last handful of years. I mean it, if you're going to break up with someone, then break up with them.

1:34:42🔗 Drew Don't screw with them.

1:34:44🔗 Adam Especially when you know they still have feelings for you.

1:34:47🔗 Drew They're just using them for your own emotional baggage.

1:34:49🔗 Adam Yeah, so you feel a little bit better. They're great. They're like, you know, break heart in case of emergency. Oh yeah.

1:34:58🔗 Drew So we don't trust this guy. You got to find out why he left in the first place. And if any of that's still going on, just stay away.

1:35:03🔗 Adam That's right. Yeah?

1:35:33🔗 Drew You're going to be an airplane pilot, aren't you?

1:35:35🔗 Adam All right.

1:35:35🔗 Caller There's a new career for you ahead.

1:35:37🔗 Adam We are done with the show. What comedy? I'm telling you, it's funny in months. Oh, cover that big bow. That one snuck out a little. I got to hurry home and clean myself up. The big date. So until next time, stand by.

1:35:53🔗 Caller This is Ben Loveline. The views expressed on Loveline are not necessarily those of the staff, the management, or the sponsors of this radio station. They're probably not the views of Westwood One Entertainment. Loveline is produced by Anne Wilkins Engel. Now, please listen to this station longer.

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