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And now, here's Loveline, with your host, Adam Carolla, and Dr. Drew.
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Yeah.
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Kaya.
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Yeah, that's my name.
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Caller
Okay. Here's my little spiel. I'm 16 and I met my friend's 23-year-old fiance online because he lives across the country. Well, one thing led to another, and he ended up breaking off the engagement because he fell in love with me and I fell in love with him. Well, we planned on sleeping together the first night we finally met each other, which actually was my virginity. And we had to wait two and a half months to finally see each other. Well, during this whole time, he tried to convince me that I was bisexual.
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Caller
Because I couldn't appreciate the beauty in women, and I'm interested in experiencing anything emphatic. Well, two days after our consummation, he broke things off, but we still talk all the time. Now he has a new bisexual girlfriend and is interested in me having my first lesbian experience with her when I come in to see him again.
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Go for it.
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Yeah.
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Adam
Okay. You met him over the Internet. How did you get to him over the Internet? Your friend?
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We weren't really true to each other.
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Caller
No, not really. Actually, she comes from a family with a mother and a father and money. And my past is a little different. We just met each other one time.
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Drew
So what gives somebody such a vague sense of oneself? When she was a virgin, so she was 16. But she chose a consummate victimizer as her first partner.
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Drew
But you sure he didn't die or something? Was it the equivalent of him just being completely...
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Caller
Well, actually, I went back, like I met this girl that he was, because I met him through my dad, because she worked for my dad.
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Drew
Right. But what I get is that dad's relationship with that was pretty good, and then dad just left. That was it. Gone.
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Drew
So she's really seeking out that... So they're specifically trying to solve that problem.
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Adam
The guy was already working the sort of bisexual angle before they even consummated the relationship. Before they met?
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It was parked near my dad's house.
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Adam
Oh, that's very symbolic. Good. Hey, hey, hey, mister, you asked your daughter when she was young? Now she's effing right out of the porch.
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The playboy and all that stuff.
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Adam
Hold on a second. Drew, what kind of retard are you? You don't know what she's saying? No. She's going to get into stripping and nudity and prostitution and that kind of stuff.
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What kind of answers? Because I don't.
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Drew
Well, because you're projecting what she's probably planning on doing. And I don't think she's going to go that far, frankly.
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Drew
You need to get out of this desire to be in a powerful position with man or to use man as a way of controlling and getting power and solving these old problems. And get back to just having a relationship with a person.
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Adam
Yeah, I'm cutting my losses with society in the chaos of the world, Drew, which is, listen, your healing words are great. She's going to bang 45 guys before she hears one syllable out of your mouth. You know what I mean? Whatever advice you have for Kaia is going to be good. I'd say three abortions, four kids and three failed marriages from now when she's 29.
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Adam
Oh, okay. All right. My thing is just don't get pregnant. I'm really, I'm cutting my losses.
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Drew
You just you want to protect society from the Kaia's. You don't care what happened to the Kaia's.
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Adam
I don't. To me, I don't. If Kaia wants to go f up her life, Kaia can go f up her life. And if she wants to be the recipient of some maniacal 23 year old from the Quaker state, so be it. I just don't want her to have kids and have to drag them through the mess that is her life. That's all. All right. So Kaia, Kaia, you know what's going on.
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Adam
Yeah. That's just a big kick in the sack for him. And listen, this is how we ended the show last night. Dads, you who are planning on abusing, mistreating or abandoning your young daughters, congratulations, you'll get to see them in a porn film in a few years. That's a sort of dubious honor. Okay, let's start the show. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1 is the phone number, 310-8-54-44-55 is the fax number. We have a new email address. Not that we've given the old one out in, I would say, two years. Is there another show in the air that doesn't give out their email address and frankly doesn't like it when people email them because they consider it bothersome?
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I'd say that.
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You guys don't.
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Lisa spends probably about eight hours a week answering your email.
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Adam
I saw Amanda D'Cadney's kid from John Taylor, the loins of John Taylor, beautiful little daughter, little six-year-old. That could have been yours, Lisa. Oh, yes.
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Adam
Ann, how am I going to read this when I'm stoned and it's four in the morning on Saturday night, and I'm not feeling good about myself.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, now all of a sudden you want to start answering your email.
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Yeah.
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Maybe.
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Guest
Well, a couple of days ago, I went to a Fourth of July party and I got pretty drunk. But the thing is that my boyfriend is out of town right now. There's some pretty cute guys there and actually ended up sleeping with one of them at the party and then I went home with one of them.
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In her sister's bedroom.
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No, her sister is like 28.
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Well, no.
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Adam
And then later on when he tells the story, it won't be that you had sex with this guy while they were going out. It's that I went out of town...
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Adam
I went out of town and she immediately jumped on some guy. And then it'll change that way for you too. It's all... The past... History is great when you get to sort of ride it as you go. And no one really cares except for you. So you just tell people you don't really care? It won't be like you're cheating. It'll be like you just finished a relationship and began anew.
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Adam
Right. It's sort of like, I don't have the guts to get out, so I'll get it out. I mean, I'll destroy it.
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Adam
What is it about people walking in? I swear to God, Drew, I'm going to go to college one day, and I'm going to do a study.
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Adam
What am I going to do? I'm going to build a plywood hallway with a bunch of doors on it. And I'm just going to tell, you know, co-ads and people just to go ahead and walk up and down the hallway, and I'm going to put cameras in there and stuff. And I'm sure this is going on for months without anyone opening a door. But the second somebody starts getting a blow job in one of the rooms, the door just comes flying open. And then as fast as it shuts, someone else will come walking in. This happens at every party. You really have to lock the door. Drew, do you, at your family's house, do they still have your room? You know what I'm talking about? I always think that's a little weird. Like you go back to your house.
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Adam
You're 39 years old, and then there's a picture of you with the bad hair from the 10th grade and a letterman's sweater.
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Adam
My folks had converted the room I was in while I was still living in it. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
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Adam
The garage I lived in became a garage the day I left. They actually got the door hinges back on. Where there should be a shrine, there's a Honda.
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That's not urine.
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Drew
That's normal. Whether it's urine or not, it's normal. I mean, some women have female orgasmic incontinence and more commonly, there's actually a fluid that's emitted during orgasm.
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Adam
I would consider it an achievement and a feather in my cap and a shot of urine in my eye. The first...
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Adam
Okay. Hold on a second. I would consider it an achievement the first or second time it happened. But after a couple years of urine flying, I wouldn't put up with it.
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It's when I orgasm.
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Adam
That's what I'm saying. But theoretically, the guy is still in the room, right? Is he your boyfriend?
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Off and on.
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He's never mentioned it, but it's bothered me.
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Drew
All right. Well, if he's never mentioned it, don't worry about it. Please don't worry about it. Normal function. Okay?
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Hello.
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Caller
Um, I have this boyfriend of seven months, and he has this thing with his hat. He never takes it off in front of me. I have tried taking it off and throwing it across the room so I couldn't get to it so I could actually see, you know, what's underneath. But he runs and grabs it, and I haven't really been able to see.
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Adam
Burton Snowboards. Oh, so it's got a bill on it? Yeah. Good hip. Come on. Do you know about the snowboard?
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Adam
Burt Reynolds. Smokey? No, I mean the Bandit. He never took his hat off except for one thing.
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Adam
But he had it on when you met him? And you didn't want to get a look at what was underneath that hat before you committed to a relationship?
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Adam
See, I won't commit. I give him like a prison search before. Before I commit to anything.
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Drew
What's up with Gwen that something like that would just dismiss it? Well, he just works half in bed. What a big deal.
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Has she ever seen him shower?
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Adam
All right. We've got to go straight to the Mad Hatter. So hang on there, Gwen. Give Elise your phone number. We'll give him a call. We'll never talk to him. Every time we try to call someone, we never do. We never get their phone number.
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Caller
Well, we were at this party, me and my girlfriend, and I walked in to the room, and she was having sex with another girl. And I really don't know. I really haven't talked to her, confronted her too much about it.
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Caller
I didn't know how to act in the situation. I mean, I don't know if I'm not good enough for her, if I can't please her or what the deal is here.
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Caller
I get it. I mean, yeah, that's kind of what it seems. But I mean, we've been going out for like two months now.
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Adam
Has it ever struck you as peculiar or interesting as to what... Wouldn't you like to follow Bob and his so-called girlfriend around for a day and just actually see if they talk or what they talk about?
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Adam
And can you make love to somebody and sleep with somebody and share intimacy and passion with someone and not really have a conversation with them?
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Adam
What do you think they talk about? How does that not come up the next time you see the person?
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Drew
How does he refrain from being overwhelmed by emotion when she's around her? How does he suppress all that?
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Drew
Whatever. Anger, disappointment, pain. I mean, how does he not react when he's around her and how does she not pick up on it?
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Adam
Yeah, let's just get out of the way. It's not going to be very entertaining. Alright, we've just seen each other.
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Caller
Well, I wish you had kind of told me this before we got into a relationship that you like women.
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Adam
All right. That was kind of good. I mean, not good entertaining, but good, good, it was a good breakthrough for Bob there. That's what you do, Bob. You put your foot down.
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Drew
Don't. It has nothing to do with you or your relationship. In fact, if anything, it suggests you're too good. Your relationship is going too well.
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Adam
Let me address the why for a second. Why do the guys in Texas chain that black guy to the back of the bumper and drag his corpse up and down the highway? Why does some guy walk in a liquor store and put a bullet in some Korean store owner's head for ten bucks? Why?
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Adam
Why do people break into houses and kill people in their sleep? You know, why? They're F'd up. What do you mean why? They're F'd up. She's F'd up too. You're just lucky she hasn't tried to kill you. She's a mess. Bob, smarten up. All right. And listen, not that everyone is a bisexual is a mess, although quite a few of you are. You certainly are.
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Drew
Well, in 19 and she's masquerading as a heterosexual and then gets herself caught. It's more about the chaos than it is the bisexuality.
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Adam
Right. But listen, you're bisexual at 19, you got some issues. That's all right. Expect. I've said it a million times. I'm never wrong. When someone announces they're bisexual, they are saying they're going to cheat. It's like living with a tiger. You can feed him all the garbanzo beans he can eat. Eventually, you're going to wake up no foot. Eventually. You know why?
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Caller
Hello, this is Rob Stewart, and you're listening to Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Just keep listening. You're going to hear everything you want to hear and all the answers to.
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Adam
Yes, you is. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Hey, it's Dr. Drew. Ace Rockolla. That's right.
30:04🔗
Adam
You know, I don't make the rave scene as much as I used to. You know, you're not hip to the rave scene when you've been calling it the rage scene for a long time. You know, kids see right through me. All right.
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Drew
A couple of weeks ago. Yeah, it never got better than I went to the ocean yesterday and really just knocked the hell out of me.
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Adam
I'm worried. You know, I was watching this whole thing on viruses and how, wait a minute, is it viruses or is it one of the two forms of bacteria?
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Adam
And how you just can't stop Mother Nature. Yeah. You just can't stop her. I mean, just when you think penicillin's got everything under control, pow! Stuff just keeps coming up and it comes up and they strain in mutated forms and it's more powerful.
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Drew
People still go to their doctors and demand antibiotics. I mean, you gotta give me antibiotics for this virus. And all we're doing is creating super strains of bacteria.
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Adam
Well basically, if you want to know how Mother Nature works, it's sort of like this. There's a bunch of bugs and they're on some corn crops, so they spray them with some chemical. And it kills just about all of them, but a couple survive. And those couple turn out to be resistant to whatever the chemical is. And then they go ahead and procreate. And then their kids have, I guess their kids get it on. The bugs, kids get it on.
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Drew
Something new. Then they try to come up with something new to spray it. They knock that out and the same thing happens again.
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Adam
Yeah, I didn't really... You cut me off a step early there, Drew, but... You get my point. Can't really do anything about it. Can't fool Mother Nature.
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Adam
You know, the one that sort of buttons in the front. But it's white. It's the same one Paul Perdome wears.
32:46🔗
Adam
I know. Well, you look exactly like another guy. Don't wear the same effing hat he wears too. Now everyone's really confused. Don?
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Caller
Well, for about two months, I was taking laxatives and I stopped taking them about two weeks ago and I haven't been able to go to the bathroom since.
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Drew
It's all part of the eating disorder though. It is. Well, have you been treated for the eating disorder before?
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Drew
You got to get treatment. This is going to get worse. And the laxative abuse is part of the progression of this disease. I mean, it can be really a mess. I've seen people actually have their whole colon removed surgically because they get such dysfunction of the muscle contractile ability of the colon to move stool through. It just fills up and never moves.
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Drew
The other thing I'm sure you're getting already is your legs start to swell up, right? On my ankle. Yeah.
34:01🔗
Drew
When you stop. Something about the way the kidney has to respond to hang on to sodium in response to all this diuresis.
34:10🔗
Drew
The kidney keeps that compensation though when you stop using the laxative, you'll just start getting fluid overload.
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Caller
No, actually. I don't go to the bathroom enough and so it just makes me more regular, I guess.
34:56🔗
Adam
I'll be done. I'll be done. Well, actually, I don't move my bowels enough, so really the laxative abuse just makes me more regular.
35:04🔗
Drew
Oh, that's great, honey. You better go back to using at least five to seven a day then, and make sure you're having at least 12 bow moments a day.
35:10🔗
Adam
I love Drew's or in lineal feet, 17 feet. I like Drew. That's a new segment, Drew's fantasy answer. Let me just try a couple of those.
35:37🔗
Drew
I know a great way to do that. If you graduate over to heroin, and particularly intravenously, you'll be just fine.
35:42🔗
Adam
All right. There's a good example when a Drew's fantasy answers. Now let's try one more. I'm having unprotected sex with my boyfriend.
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Adam
But, and we don't want children because I'm only 15, obviously, but he does pull out fairly regularly, and I'm pretty confident I'm not going to conceive a child.
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Drew
I am, too. And as far as the pulling out, you know that doesn't work, so you might as well just not do it. And I'm sure you won't have any kids.
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Drew
Yeah, 20 percent fatality. You understand that? One out of five people with bona fide eating disorders die. You're already well into this with the vomiting, the laxative abuse, your colon doesn't move, your kidneys are compensating, you're getting fluid overloaded. Do not take diuretics. It takes a couple of months for your kidneys to sort of go back to normal, and they will on their own. Take some bulk agents to get your bowels going, like a citricel or metamucil, churros, things like that. And sometimes you have to wean yourself off the laxatives over a few weeks, but it's best if you possibly can just to stop and use bulk and maybe a little bit of a stool softener, a co-lace, that sort of thing. It has to be in a very structured way.
38:19🔗
Adam
When I've had my fill of the stool talk, you know we've run into the ground. Because I'm a guy who can pull up a stool and talk about one for hours on end.
38:29🔗
Drew
You can't though. You're not a real man. You talk about gas. When we graduated from the stool, you ran out of steam real fast.
38:36🔗
Adam
I like to talk about the The flatulence. Yeah. It's sort of... I want to talk about the gas but not the piston. You know what I'm saying? Not what's behind the gas. Krista.
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Guest
I talked to her about it and she said she doesn't care as long as I really think about it.
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Shocking.
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Adam
Good. Good impulse. Stick with it. Thank you. You're going to be attracted to bank robbers, you know? No, not hardly.
40:34🔗
Adam
What's he going to do? I can see him telling his cellmate right now. God damn it, in eight years, when I get out of here, remember, if I'm giving her a timeout, when she's 27 and I see her next, timeout for her and her husband.
40:58🔗
Adam
Well, so he didn't have a negative impact. Oh, Drew, how can you fit around to have a negative influence? You see what I'm saying?
41:18🔗
Adam
Well, there's striking your child, that's bad. And then there's sexual abuse, and then there's neglect and verbal abuse. But being on the lam is kind of its own form of abuse, isn't it?
41:30🔗
Adam
All right. Krista, here's why I don't want you to get the tattoo, because you're on a very slippery slope. You know what I mean? I could see things happening very quickly for you in a negative way.
41:43🔗
Adam
You get the tat, then you get hooked up with some guy with the tat, then you have a few kids with tats. Does that happen, Drew?
41:59🔗
Adam
All right. Krista, get it if you must, but it doesn't change anything. By the way, all you idiots out there just do stuff for you, you're lying. I don't trust you. Believe me. The only reason I do anything is because I think someone cares. If I thought they didn't care. Today, I think people stop caring today. I just stopped showering completely. I walk around with broccoli stuck to my teeth. You know what I mean?
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Loveline, be right back in a minute. All right, break it down, Drew.
43:00🔗
Adam
Yeah. Phone number for Loveline, 1-800-L-F-E-1-9-1. Here's one to bring up. This guy made me the Adam compilation CD, gave me these flags.
43:18🔗
Adam
This is the heterosexual flag. Remember I was talking on the air a few weeks ago about the gay flag?
43:25🔗
Adam
And the gay flag, for those of you who are listening in other parts of the country, who may not be aware of the gay flag, there is a flag and it's the gay flag. And it looks like Brazil. Well, it has all the colors in the rainbow and it's like the rainbow flag, but they're a little pastely. You know, they're just a little gay. There's no royal blue. And it's all, it's a lot of different colors, but it's kind of the gay colors. And they put them together and they make a gay flag. And you put it, you know, put a little sticker on your car like you would if, you know, you see the ones that are people from Great Britain or something or wherever you're from, Netherlands, they do that, the gay flag. But now they got banners and they got everything. And I didn't know what they were for some time. I swear to God, I thought they were from Cameroon or something. And then I realized after seeing the guy with the short cropped hair in the Miata for long enough with the blonde hair. This cat doesn't look like he's from Cameroon. But he sure looks happy. Let's be the gay flag. So that is the gay flag. But this guy sent me the or gave me the hetero flag. It's just white and black stripes and it's a sticker you can put on your car to announce to the world you're heterosexual. Looks pretty straightforward. Although to me, you don't really need this because if you're not flying the Raleigh Jodger...
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I can do it. They can do it. You can do it.
44:58🔗
Adam
If you're not flying the gay flag, then that means you're heterosexual, right? Because you're not flying the gay flag.
45:05🔗
Adam
But here's a way to really define it. You put this black and white stripe flag on your car and people know, hey, this guy's straight.
45:15🔗
Drew
Maybe it's the people that are compensating for their innate homosexuality that have to announce their heterosexuality.
45:28🔗
Caller
Yeah. Basically, my question is, last year I went through a major depression stage where I was writing dark poems and I was suicidal and yada yada yada. This year, I'm kind of seeing the same symptoms coming back, so I was taking St. John's War and anti-depressant.
46:00🔗
Caller
Well, last year I went through a lot. A best friend of mine died of leukemia and that was hard. There's been a lot of things.
46:18🔗
Caller
Well, I'm 18. I should have been graduating. I'm not. I was kind of homeschooled for a while, so that totally messed up everything.
46:49🔗
Adam
Homeschooling wouldn't have worked for me. Homeschooling would have been a lot of Ben Hunter TV show, a lot of masturbation, a lot of watching commercials for the Breiman School.
47:03🔗
Drew
Well, Nicole, look, if you have a bona fide depression, why don't you have it taken care of? I mean, if you need to take something for it, why use things that we don't know are effective? You understand? I mean, if you have a problem, we don't know that these over-the-counter substances are effective. We don't know how to use them. We don't know what dose is appropriate. I mean, depression is a serious condition. You don't have to suffer with that. You should avail yourself of whatever resources are available to get some help. There may be some issues lurking around that if dealt with, you may be able to get on with your life in a more productive and fulfilling way. Just treating yourself is not an adequate way to go about this. Get some help. And if you need medication, you should take medication, not something that carries the risk of medication potentially without giving you the potential benefits. 17 million people with depression in this country, 17% die. That's a serious thing.
47:59🔗
Adam
I was trying to do some math there. Couldn't you just pick 20 million people and 20% die?
48:31🔗
Guest
My stepbrother, I guess he liked me or something. And a while ago, he used to tell me things like he liked me and he really cared about me, but it wasn't like ways you tell your family members.
49:28🔗
Guest
And like now he's like started again. Like he has a girlfriend and my parents are very spiritual. Very. If I told them something like this, I don't know what they'll do.
49:46🔗
Drew
Yeah. They can retain their spirituality but they better stay connected with reality. They've got a mess at home and they need to deal with that. You need to alert them. There's nothing to do with being spiritual or not spiritual. They need to get their house in order.
50:07🔗
Adam
Oh, okay. Imagine if he wasn't. He'd probably just beat you with a rolling pin and then rape your limp body. Thank God he's a spiritual Drew. Can you imagine where he'd be without the religion?
50:19🔗
Drew
You have to alert people and if your family is not receptive to this, you've got to call... Let me give you your phone number, all right?
50:40🔗
Adam
This guy is way out of line and not only for your sake but for his sake, and I mean that.
50:53🔗
Adam
I really mean that this guy, he needs some intervention, just like a guy who's strung out on heroin needs intervention. He really does. I mean, he can sort of go either way here. I mean, he's way out of line, but he's not drugged you and raped you.
51:32🔗
Guest
No. Why? When my mom died. And like, it's just all messed up. It doesn't get better, it gets worse. And I haven't dealt with her death yet. It's been like four years, three, five, something like that.
51:53🔗
Adam
Interesting. It's always usually on the guy's side, isn't it, Drew? That brings the predators in? The bad stepdad comes in and brings the predator. Yeah. Did your parents meet at church?
52:31🔗
That's my bumper sticker.
52:34🔗
Adam
All right, Kristen, you got to say something to somebody. Talk to your dad. Now listen, you don't have to, it doesn't have to be all or nothing, you can, you can, here's what you can do. Here's what I would seriously recommend. I would say, I would, I would tell the brother that I had a little talk with dad and said that you were acting a little peculiar. And I didn't fill him in with all the details, but so help me, Jehovah, if anything, even close, if you brush my arm walking the other way down the hallway, I swear to God, I'll go right to him with all the dirt and all the crap.
53:28🔗
Adam
It's Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew. This be the Loveline. And we'll be back in ten seconds.
53:59🔗
Adam
Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew. Once in a while, we get a complaint as to how we've handled a call. And I know this is convenient, Drew, because I'm defending myself. But every time we're accused of a call, we remember quite a few of the calls we get. Oh, boy, is that sad. I swear to God, someone will say to Drew, that call you got back in April, there's that 15-year-old who... And Drew will go, didn't have sight in one eye. Yeah, yeah, that guy. Drew, what the... See what happens when you don't do drugs, you don't drink, you don't do anything? You have a boring, steel trap kind of brain. Although, engineer Mike does enough drugs, and he seems to remember everything, too.
54:56🔗
Adam
My point is, on occasion, and it's a rare occasion, we get accused of mishandling a phone call, saying something that's dangerous or negligent, steering somebody in a direction that they shouldn't be steered, so on and so forth. Basically, you know, not reporting a crime, something like that.
55:25🔗
Drew
And they have all kinds of their own issues and don't even listen to what we're doing. They just completely project their own stuff onto it.
55:32🔗
Adam
It usually works like this. I was outraged when I heard you talking to that 14-year-old girl, as someone who survived an eating disorder, I can tell you, and then a whole bunch of her eating disorder stuff comes pouring out when we may not... That may have been a small piece of whatever the call was about. But what's the other scenario, Drew?
55:54🔗
Drew
They just have no idea what we said. Anyway... You hear some little piece of it and you get outraged and don't really listen to the totality of what we're saying.
56:00🔗
Adam
We had a girl call in last week with the pie tasters. She'd been raped by her boyfriend. And you hear the beginning part. We got a few calls from a few affiliates or something like that. People were upset. I didn't get the whole story. But we just dug up the call on a tape and went and listened to it. And it was fairly benign.
56:20🔗
Drew
Not benign. We were clear that this is a crime. This guy is a criminal. She's a victim. She needs to end this. And you even went so far as to say you were at a crossroads. You were made a victim. You've got to report this guy for the criminal he is.
56:31🔗
Adam
Tell you that. Wait a minute. Did I say that? Yes. I didn't say report. I said get out of the relationship.
56:37🔗
Drew
At the end, then, because she said she wasn't going to, then you went, all right, we'll just get out of the relationship then.
56:47🔗
Drew
So because you end it with, I don't tell anybody that that's the way you're going to be, just get out of the relationship, people went, you're crazy. You've got to report this. And this is long after the fact when report of a rape is that the pain that she would go through and the ability to prosecute a guy, this be zero.
57:04🔗
Adam
Plus, she wasn't even talking, it wasn't as if she was just raped by some guy at the park and didn't want to tell anybody. She was raped by her boyfriend, she says, but her question was, did she want to stay with him?
57:25🔗
Adam
Right, but Lisa, get on and pick up the microphone there and tell us what happened with this. Who had to complain about it and what was up? What was going on?
57:34🔗
The GM, KBCO's GM wants a copy of the tape.
57:41🔗
Adam
That's fine. And, all right, can we play this thing on the air, for Christ's sake, and the KBCO GM can just record it? We don't, I don't want to send him a tape. He can just record this and then he can play him this.
58:03🔗
Drew
That's the point. He didn't hear it in the first place. He's just responding to a lot of nonsense complaints.
58:07🔗
Adam
The KBCO engineer can go ahead and record this and drop it on his desk tonight before he leaves, or she leaves.
58:14🔗
Drew
It's interesting, we get, it's so rare that we get complaints that when we do hear the slightest little rumble, we really react. I mean, here we are, maybe the first 10 minutes of this hour.
58:23🔗
Adam
Well, I was just, I was just listening. I only caught the end of it in the other room, but it sounded, it sounded fairly benign. I can't believe that somebody would demand a copy of this. It was that negligent. So, you folks, just hang tight. At least they'll get the tape, we'll cue it out and we'll play that a little bit later. Chris?
58:56🔗
Big penis.
59:01🔗
Drew
Emotionally available, somebody who cares about them and who is available. Now, there are lots of screwed up boys and girls out there.
59:11🔗
Drew
Men and women, young men and women who will seek out dysfunctional individuals. These are the ones that will sabotage a guy that's too nice and will look for the more abusive people because they're trying to solve some problems from childhood.
59:28🔗
Drew
Those are the ones that guys like Chris never get to do that with and he can't understand why the girls don't like the nice guys.
59:34🔗
Adam
I swear to God, but being healthy and adjusted is a liability at a certain age. And later on in life, it becomes more precious than platinum. But at a certain age, it gets you nowhere. All the guys I knew in high school that were sort of self-adjusted, they had their quirks and fears like anybody else, but they weren't screwed up, they weren't abusers, they didn't come from bad families, they weren't the rebel types. They were just sort of good students and played by the rules. Miserable. Couldn't get a hand job. Don't worry, they're doing fine now. Chris?
1:00:25🔗
Drew
And find women that want somebody who is genuine. That's what women really want. They don't...
1:00:31🔗
Drew
Do not... Go the opposite direction of the women's magazines. They will lead you astray.
1:00:36🔗
Adam
But not the men and women alike. Not the men's magazines with pictures of women. That's different. You understand?
1:00:43🔗
Adam
All right. Now, Ann talked to us for a second on the air about this and Mike can queue up that tape.
1:00:53🔗
All right.
1:00:55🔗
People are saying that we didn't handle the call correctly, that it was a crime, that she was raped, so it's a crime and needed to be...
1:01:04🔗
Drew
Let me go on record. Whenever we discuss rape on this show, we always considered it a crime. Always. Always.
1:01:16🔗
Drew
We told her to tell her parents and let them take her. I thought I told her not to tell her parents because she wasn't going to... Listen to the thing.
1:01:23🔗
Yeah, listen to the power.
1:01:25🔗
Adam
So here is the call. Hold on a second. Anne, we were accused of being negligent. Were people outraged or what was the deal?
1:01:38🔗
Caller
Look, I'm not there. I don't know how many calls they're getting. I'm just passing it on.
1:01:48🔗
Drew
All right. All rape should be reported, but here's the reality. That if a woman doesn't go in and report it immediately, what you have to do is go to an emergency department, get a forensic examination, file a police report. You have to do that right away in order for there to be any possibility of prosecution. Now, filing the report is always worthwhile because this person undoubtedly is doing this to other people, and one day it may become important to be a witness to this sort of thing. Right. I don't expect that it to be able to be prosecuted for unison.
1:02:24🔗
Guest
Well, I've been going up this guy for two months, and about after a month, I started giving him oral sex, I guess you could say, and he's been very persistent on wanting to have sex, and I keep saying no, and about a week ago we were at my house and we were just watching a movie, and he kept asking, hey, it's the perfect time, nobody's here, and he's kind of forced himself on me, I don't know if it's rape or not, because I don't know, a lot of my-
1:03:23🔗
Caller
Well, that's not a... Who's got the trouble to pack up and the forethought to go to Virginia just because you're horny?
1:03:55🔗
Caller
The element in Sarah that makes the guy realize he can get away with it is the same element that makes her not want to break up with him or call the cops or take any action.
1:04:36🔗
Guest
Yeah. I kind of thought he was my boyfriend. After like a lot of people said, well, he is your boyfriend and after a while, you should have expected this.
1:04:45🔗
Drew
You should not expect it. You were assaulted. What you... The healthy thing would be to eject this guy and to tell everybody what he did.
1:05:06🔗
Drew
He's going to do it to other people. That's the way this is. People need to know what...
1:05:26🔗
Guest
I said no and then he started taking off my pants. And then I tried putting them back on and he wouldn't let me. And I told him no and I told him to leave and I just wouldn't.
1:06:03🔗
Adam
Everyone made fun of me when I said, your dad's in Israel. Everyone was like, what are you talking about?
1:06:26🔗
Caller
Okay? Parents, listen carefully. Most of the parents who listen to the show are drunk and 16. They're listening skills aren't what they could be.
1:06:37🔗
What's my dad doing in Israel?
1:06:48🔗
Adam
I could see where the question would sound like it was from left field. Do you wear a retainer, Sarah? No.
1:07:09🔗
Guest
Yeah, like he would make me bend over and he would whip me with a bow and a bow. Actually, that was my mom.
1:07:14🔗
Drew
That's how you create a Sarah. That's how you destroy a child's self-esteem and create anti-social behavior. Okay. Set them up to be nice victims for their future boyfriend.
1:07:23🔗
Adam
So, Sarah, you're kind of at the crossroads here, which is you could stay with the guy, reinforce this bad pattern and eventually let him impregnate you, then drop out of school while he loses his teeth and his will to live. Or you could take a stand for yourself right now and perhaps take your life down a slightly different path.
1:07:53🔗
Adam
The pie taster had been on the road for a month, they're drunk, and they knew that was bad advice. Don't tell anyone, just break up with him.
1:08:05🔗
Caller
Yeah, he has no self-control. Do you have an older brother? There are lots of single pie tasters that treat ladies with respect. That's right. All right.
1:08:13🔗
Adam
All right, so their objection was I said don't say anything, just break up with him. But Drew, since when do I give out solid advice?
1:08:28🔗
Adam
Here's the problem. Drew said tell everyone, and I responded to everyone as telling your friends at school and this. It seemed to me that she'd been through enough. Here's the deal, quite frankly. She said, and I may be digging myself in deeper here, but I don't think this guy was going to be brought to justice for what he did.
1:08:55🔗
Adam
She started the call off by saying she'd been performing a lot of oral sex on the guy, which already is going to make her slightly more suspect in court. Now, don't be outraged, everybody. I'm just saying what she said. So Drew said, tell everyone.
1:09:18🔗
Adam
You said report it. Everyone told her to get rid of this guy. We got to sort of more the origin of her problem, which was her dad was a little physically abusive. And by the way, I swear to God, she said Israel. My dad's in Israel. Then I had four people looking at me like I was insane when I said Israel. I don't know how you guys all heard his room when I heard Israel and then we listened to it again and it really did sound like Israel.
1:09:51🔗
Adam
Oh, okay. Is that it? Is that the negligent call? Yeah. Okay. I should have told her to go to the cops.
1:10:05🔗
Adam
All right. She said no. All you complainers, screw you. Please, don't you got bigger fish to fry than this? For Christ's sake, we spent an hour and 45 minutes with her. We told her everything we could possibly tell her.
1:10:20🔗
Drew
Including why it would be appropriate for her to report it and why she can't report it and how she has to break that cycle.
1:10:29🔗
Adam
Okay. We didn't go to her house and make a report out. Drew didn't do a gynecological exam on her. But here's the reality of her situation. I can guarantee you, and listen, for people who don't think I'm responsible sometimes, I give people advice I think they're going to take. Not the Pollyanna advice that Drew likes to squirt out of his ass two hours a night. And I do this all the time. Which is, I knew she wasn't going to the cops. I knew she wasn't going to do anything. The best she could do was break up with this guy. I didn't even know if she was going to break up with him.
1:11:05🔗
Adam
And the reason I didn't spend a bunch of time trying to tell her to go to the cops and tell her dad and everyone at school is because there's no way she was going to do that. She wanted to know whether to stay with the guy or not. So I just focused on break up with the guy and move on.
1:11:29🔗
Caller
You're right. You know, you say what people want to say. Sometimes they want to hear it, sometimes they don't.
1:11:33🔗
Adam
I know, but could that one station have been flooded with calls that were outraged over that negligent advice?
1:11:45🔗
Caller
Well, I don't have any problems or complaints. I just called to say, I listen, I have four kids and 42, and you know what? It's good to hear people combine knowledge with common sense. People forget common sense. Oh, God knows. I think you help out people. I'll help people with sex problem, abuse problems of all sorts, eating disorders, and you help them. I really do. It's good to hear people do that. I just want to say you're doing a good job. That's all.
1:12:27🔗
Caller
I have three girls. My oldest is 16, not pregnant. They're good. They're real good. They use common sense. I think it's really important.
1:12:49🔗
Drew
But the point is, the common sense or not, the stability of that system and the health you have provided for them is really what nurtures them and lets them grow.
1:12:59🔗
Drew
They will just grow. They'll just grow up if you let them. Just give them the right soil, give them the little fertilizer to grow.
1:13:17🔗
Caller
Well, my wife and I will be married three years in September. About a year ago in May, she left and she wound up having basically an affair with an older married man while she was living in his house.
1:14:00🔗
Drew
And he invited her in? So he probably already had a thing for her. Did he think of her?
1:14:05🔗
Drew
So the guy is a big asshole and your wife is vulnerable. So what? Now what are you doing?
1:14:11🔗
Caller
Well we're back together now. My problem is I feel myself growing apart from her. Why? That's the problem.
1:14:27🔗
Adam
Lord knows he tried, but guys can't do it that fast. It takes guys a couple of months to sort of gear up. It's like fighting a European campaign in the 40s. It takes you six months just to move everyone over there, all the tanks and everything. Meanwhile, the women are getting laid on the boat, the troop carrier. That's what I hate about women. I really hate that about women. They can get laid anytime. And every woman knows at least three guys she works with who she can have sex with that evening.
1:15:01🔗
Drew
And if there are ever any greater evidence of the difference between a man and a woman, there it is. If that were a man, he'd be doing that.
1:15:09🔗
Adam
Here's the reality. Ann's husband Doug could break up with her or cheat on her or do something like that. And Ann could be on top of Mike Dooley by 12.15 tonight over in his head shop of an apartment down the street over at Shea Dooley. Absolutely. And even if Dooley wasn't interested, she could still do it. It would just be like this. Hey Dooley, it's a hot night.
1:15:38🔗
Adam
You live close to the studio. Let's go crack a beer and just sit out on a lawn chair and listen to the freeway for a couple minutes. And ten minutes later, she'd be on top of him on top of his Murphy bed or whatever he sleeps. I think he sleeps on an army cot. He has two army cots lashed together with red vines that he sleeps on. But the point is, she could do that. She could do it tonight. Women can do this whenever they want. Thank God they don't want to that often. If they ever want to, pow, it's over.
1:16:42🔗
Adam
I can understand you feeling real bitter about it unless there was something that you did to drive her out of there. Did you hit her?
1:17:12🔗
Caller
Each other. My big problem is after she came back, I caught her once or twice in a discretional situation where she may or may not have been lying to me about him.
1:17:36🔗
Adam
This one, you may just be chalking this one up to experience. You don't have any kids. She got out of the house and was with another guy within what, a week?
1:17:50🔗
Adam
God knows. She works with the guy. She may have had an indiscretion or two before she moved in with the guy.
1:18:18🔗
Caller
Well, shortly before I met her, she was involved with a guy. They were friends for probably two years in college.
1:18:28🔗
Caller
Well, they were... She wanted a lot more than friendship. He picked up on that, but he wasn't interested. No. He got drunk, decided he was, and then the next morning decided he wasn't.
1:18:43🔗
Adam
There had to be physical abuse, or maybe she went out with a prop magician or something. There had to be some sort of bizarre and negligent behavior. You know, those prop magicians, they're all screwy. All right, Stephen, hey, I'm telling Stephen to get out. Yeah, so what? Listen, being married is one thing, Drew, but being married without kids, screw that. Stephen was married at 19. Let's just get out. She's nutty. She's sleeping with this guy. You know, they've barely been married three years. She's sleeping with some guy she works with. She goes out of the house and lives with the guy and sleeps with him there and his wife's in the house.
1:19:35🔗
What's my dad doing in Israel?
1:19:39🔗
You're listening to the Loveline, the Adam Carolla, and Dr. Drew.
1:19:44🔗
Caller
This is Dubsie from the Westside Connect Gang. Y'all know this is still Westside on mine.
1:20:10🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's my boy Dubsie. We're breaking us some off down when you were here. Not here, Drew. We were hanging tough. Chillin. Chillin with Dubsie. I had a good time with Dubsie. I'll tell you, the brothers like me, Drew. I don't know what it is, but me and the brother man, we're thick as thieves. Iced tea, Coolio, Iced Cube, Dubsie, Mac-10.
1:20:48🔗
Drew
I'm amazed with your quasi-racist overtones that that's the case, but at least they understand the context in which those foppish remarks tend to be made.
1:20:58🔗
Adam
Listen, you can say whatever you want as long as people know you're not an a-hole. Know what I mean? The second they think you're an a-hole, you're in trouble. I'll give you my greatest example that is, I haven't used this one for a while. People say to me all the time, how can you get on the air and make all those asinine remarks without people sending bombs in the mail and writing letters to get you off the air and all that kind of nonsense. And I say, oh actually I had told my dad this, who called me an a-hole. I said, listen, I'm not an a-hole, I'm a nice guy, and that's why I can be an a-hole. And the example that I use is, you women know all about this, there's some guy at work, there's two guys at work, one of them's real creepy, his eye wanders a little, he's creepy. You know what I'm talking about? We all know those creepy guys, and women really know the creepy guys. And the creepy guy says to Ann, who shows up over at K-Rock tomorrow morning, hey, is that a new dress? Ann gets weird.
1:22:04🔗
Adam
What's he getting off with that business? I swear to God, I'll report the guy. I get a restraining order. I'll mace him next time he comes to me and wants to compliment my apparel. But a guy, so he can say almost nothing, and because the guy is a creepy guy, he can send shivers down your spine. But by the same token, there's cool guys that Ann works with, not me, but there are other guys. And those guys, you know, let's say a guy like John Frost, he can come up and say, oh, not John. Yeah, that's true.
1:22:39🔗
Adam
Kevin Ryder? Kevin? Okay. There's guys Ann works with who can come down and say, uh, honey, how about you party on my Johnson after work? And Ann is going to laugh and walk down the hall and shake her head. Not think, not think another thing of it. Why? Because he's not a creepy guy. Okay. So creepy guys, what's in your heart? And believe me, people know whether you're a creep or not. It's not how you come across. It's what's in your heart. Those people can't say anything. I'm such a wonderful humanitarian that I can make fun of all races. You know what I'm saying, Drew?
1:24:08🔗
Caller
Well, I'm just sitting here thinking about you guys. We listen to your show a lot. It's a good show. We enjoyed a lot. But I've had this theory for a long time, and I really want to know if it's true. If a man ejaculates on a regular basis, say every three to four days maximum time, regardless of circumstances, on a long-term basis, will this help prevent the occurrence of prostate cancer later on in life?
1:24:45🔗
Drew
Three or four times a day, just a little, if three to four times a week is good, it must be better.
1:24:56🔗
Adam
I got a prostate like a Collegian Wrestler. Like when people can't get like a pickle jar open, I put it in my ass and it just comes out. Crack it open. Right open.
1:25:08🔗
Adam
During the winter, you know, the holidays, put walnuts in my ass and they just come out shelved. Yeah. I can just, my prostate is that strong.
1:25:27🔗
Drew
It irritates the prostate. It can cause prostatosis and prostate inflammation and maybe even prostate infection.
1:26:08🔗
What's my dad doing in Israel?
1:26:17🔗
Drew
Okay, there's something called prostate hygiene, which decreases inflammation and swelling in the prostate, and that is regular ejaculation, don't delay ejaculation, don't strain, avoid alcohol, keep bowels functioning normally. These sorts of things are good for the prostate, but doesn't prevent cancer.
1:26:35🔗
Adam
No, we don't, but it couldn't hurt, right? That's the Jewish doctor said. Laurie, you're 16, what's going on?
1:27:08🔗
Adam
First and foremost, do not report this to anyone. I think that's the most important lesson we've learned from our last call.
1:28:10🔗
Drew
Something happened to her. I mean, kids on kids is a common form of sexual abuse. It's when it's overtly sexual like this that it constitutes sexual abuse. It's not just experimentation or looking at anatomy, that sort of thing. This has a sexual element to it that is traumatizing to somebody under the age of 13, 14 even.
1:28:29🔗
Adam
Yeah. So here's the deal. Yes, it's not the worst case we've heard, but certainly something went on.
1:28:44🔗
Drew
You should. I mean, that's the only way you can heal from this. And people do very well after this sort of thing. It can affect your ability to...
1:28:58🔗
Drew
Yes, that's fine. Tell the therapist. If you don't tell a therapist, you might as well not go. I mean, it's that important. Okay, this is a crucial thing. These are the kinds of things you go to a therapist to talk about. All right, Laurie? Yeah. Tell her.
1:29:13🔗
Adam
You know, I was at the Shrink today, Tim. I tell you, I'm such an entertaining guy with the Shrink. I really think he should be paying me.
1:29:26🔗
Adam
I sit there for 50 minutes and lay out some of my best material and philosophies on life and stuff. And I think to myself, I swear to God, at the 45-minute mark, I think to myself, Jesus Christ, I'm being entertaining. I mean, I'm not putting on an act or anything. I'm just telling them what I think about stuff and life and all that stuff. And then I think to myself, I swear to God, I think to myself, hell, this is a book on cassette.
1:29:55🔗
Adam
Quiet now, Drew, now listen up. You know what I told the shrink? I said, listen, here's why I'm scared to have kids. Now tell me if this is a narcissistic way of approaching life. I'm scared to have kids.
1:30:12🔗
Adam
I'm scared to have kids because I look at a kid as a piece of me that's running around, but it's a really stupid, naïve, unprotected, vulnerable, but it's like a piece of me that's running around but it can't defend itself.
1:30:32🔗
Drew
Right. So you identify with that vulnerability, but it's a separate person. It is not you.
1:30:46🔗
Drew
You yell about it in the show all the time, about parents that see their children as a narcissistic extension of themselves. That's how you screw up your parenting.
1:31:17🔗
Caller
Hey, this is John Hyatt, and you're listening to Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew on Loveline.
1:31:39🔗
Adam
He is just so good. Let me tell you about John Hyatt. A lot of people aren't hip to John Hyatt, but I'd hip them up to John Hyatt, and then they'd all thank me a year later. And John Hyatt is one of those guys, if you keep a couple of CDs around, people think you know what you're doing. They think you know about music, because within the business, he's considered real hip. As a matter of fact, the only thing that reminded me of that is Leah Andreone. You remember her? Friend of ours. She's a real good singer, and she, I just got an invitation for her party. She's got a new record release party. Leah Andreone, I saw at the John Hyatt concert about six months ago. I said, Leah, what are you doing here? She said, I don't even know what John Hyatt is, but I just came out because I want to talk to his manager or something like that. Then ran into Leah when she was here with Eve Six two and a half weeks ago, and she said, I love John Hyatt. Then I said, that's right. Patrick, you're 16. What's going on?
1:32:53🔗
Caller
Um, I have a little problem about in May, I was a I was having going to have sex with my girlfriend, and I pumped once and it went limp.
1:33:10🔗
Caller
Uh, yeah, I went in and like I pumped like once or twice, and then it just went limp.
1:33:20🔗
Adam
Don't you miss those days when your friend was pumping her? You're trying to get some information out of her crotch.
1:33:35🔗
Caller
Yeah, I took it out and I got hard again and I put it back in and it went limp again.
1:33:51🔗
Drew
It's real common for guys to have problems like that, particularly first time out, even with a new person first time out, even if somebody's not a virgin. The newness and the anxiety and the uncomfortableness can cause that. I mean, that's just what happens.
1:34:14🔗
Adam
There's really not anything we can tell you or your love pump, other than you stay with her, you get more relaxed, and you work it out. But I mean, that's really about it, isn't it, Drew?
1:35:35🔗
Adam
When the guy hoists that big weight over his head on the cleaning jerk, does he have to press it up five or six times or can he just lift it once over his head and then throw the barbell down?
1:35:53🔗
Adam
That's true. It's always funny when the guy's got 500 pounds over his head and they...
1:36:02🔗
Adam
Then they got to wait till he steadies himself. Listen, you get 500 pounds above your chin, that's it. Whatever you can get over your head, that's it. I don't care if you dive under the bar.
1:36:26🔗
Caller
My girlfriend, young, beautiful, blonde, tall, lovely, any man's dream. Her girlfriend, a little shorter, blonde.
1:36:37🔗
Caller
Well, anyway, they both want a little of the action. And I think I'd like to do that. At the same time, my girlfriend isn't at that 100% stage of, oh, yeah, let's do this.
1:37:07🔗
Adam
Who is like asking a German officer, whose idea was it to invade Poland? Well, we sat down with Poland, we talked about it for a while, and we came to a conclusion.
1:37:24🔗
Adam
They laid down and we walked over them. I'm curious here. Now, the screen says foursome.
1:37:32🔗
Caller
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. So, so now, we'll call my girlfriend Star, her friend Summer. Then we have her other little friend, we'll call her Winner, who heard about it.
1:37:52🔗
Caller
Well, now, now, we'll save Winner, talking to Star, whatever. Anyways, she heard about this and now she wants in. Now, my girlfriend's two friends want to do the little Menage with Love thing with me. And I don't know if my girlfriend knows about the other girl knowing, but now it's going to be nothing but a pool of love going on.
1:38:33🔗
Adam
You get a bunch of people together and everyone puts in a hundred bucks and I make the first grand and then Dooley makes the second grand and then you make the third grand and you have to keep recruiting people. I'd like to do this sexually. We have a big meeting at my house. I get to bang everyone and then whoever Dooley gets in after that, he gets to bang them.
1:38:54🔗
Drew
You know what I'm saying? A lot of sex when one person is getting screwed and that's his girlfriend. Because that's going to end the relationship.
1:39:14🔗
Caller
And I was blessed very well. And not only that, you know, like most men say, it's not the size, it's the motion. And I have it all, you know, I have it all.
1:39:34🔗
Caller
Yeah, it works. It brings in the money. Also, well anyway, so you think it'd be over.
1:39:49🔗
Caller
My dad is not in the business, but he has a friend, a close friend that got me into the business at a young age. So it helped. It helped.
1:39:58🔗
Adam
But anyway, it's not the same as my dad. My dad didn't know anybody. He had a friend who was a shrink.
1:40:05🔗
Caller
Well, it seems like you're doing very well now, but before you answer me, a while ago, you guys were people and whatnot. People were debating on whether you were the, what is it, Mr. Birchham? Is that right? Yeah. Okay. Well, and then you guys did that little roll, roll, roll your boat on the radio.
1:40:31🔗
Adam
Okay. Well, listen, this is a national show. Birchham's a guy who does the morning show out here on camera. Very popular.
1:40:42🔗
Adam
People confuse us. All right, Drew. Let me just talk to someone who's been on hold for 63 minutes. I feel sorry for him. Amanda?
1:40:57🔗
Adam
Nina's 17. What is the minimum age for one to get her tubes tied, wants to do it? I want to know. You're never too young. That's really my advice.
1:41:29🔗
Guest
Hi, this is Dan, Dustin, and Steve from the Cherry Poppin Daddies, and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Loveline.
1:41:49🔗
Adam
Come on, let me tell you about House of Blues tonight. I didn't get a chance to do it, but Gary Busey and Blue Straveler and Buddy Holly's guitar, $250 grand he paid for that thing. You gotta get in acting. All right.
1:42:04🔗
Adam
Great. So, until next time, don't screw me up, Drew. This is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.
1:42:11🔗
What's my dad doing in Israel?