1:24
Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience.
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Voiceover
1-800-LOVE-191 with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla.
1:41
All right.
1:42
Voiceover
Hey, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 3108-54-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tom and Travis are both here from Blink 182 and-
2:02
Drew
Mark, we lost on the freeway. Seriously.
2:04
Adam
No, I overheard a phone call with Mark. He'll be here. All right. Blink 182 just came from the drdrew.com website, whatever. I don't know what it is.
2:17
Drew
Webcast.
2:17
Adam
Webcast. How'd that go?
2:19
Guest
It was rad.
2:20
Drew
It was fun.
2:20
Guest
I liked it.
2:21
Adam
Why was it good?
2:22
Guest
Because there wasn't any limits. Well, no, it was rad because there's no limits. You could say anything and you could just talk about whatever you wanted. It was really relaxed atmosphere. I also think it's cool because it's really anonymous for kids to come in there and talk about whatever they want to. And no one knows their name or what they look like.
2:40
Adam
And where is this? In Pasadena?
2:42
Drew
Old town. Blink's got a lot of fans. A bunch of people turned up. I'm afraid they're going to break in the window at our studio.
2:48
Adam
Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Right.
2:49
Drew
I made them take pictures of the crowd. It was insane.
2:53
Adam
Really? Yeah. You didn't. You know, you talked about it on the air, but it's not like you really drove it home.
2:58
Drew
No, you were too busy yelling at me last night for me to talk about myself.
3:01
Adam
Oh, shut up. Drew is not much of a promoter, I'll tell you that. He's no Barnum. No. So he didn't push it too much. So the fact that a bunch of people showed up, even with Drew's half-hearted attempt at publicity, is pretty amazing and a testament to the band's popularity.
3:25
Drew
Yes, that's what it means.
3:26
Adam
Oh, stop it. Yes, yes.
3:28
Guest
Go on.
3:28
Adam
Enema of the State is gone platinum. Is that true?
3:33
Guest
It's the rumors we hear.
3:34
Drew
You said it on the TV show two hours ago.
3:37
Adam
I know. Well, it said it in the bio. I just, you know, I just want to confirm it.
3:43
Guest
Have you read our bio?
3:45
Adam
I just looked at it and really read it.
3:47
Guest
It's all about colon cleansing routines.
3:51
Drew
The colon cleansing or the fat absorbers?
3:52
Guest
No, for real, because we called our album Enema of the State, which is the bio we put together as a whole way to give yourself an enema.
3:58
Drew
In order to raise rectal awareness, Blink 182 needed to increase their fan base.
4:02
Guest
Okay. Fine. There's a paragraph in here. When you start seeing stuff about fleshing out your colon in the ovary, it's like it's probably in the middle somewhere. And so every journalist, like so funny, we just got back to-
4:12
Drew
Your regular infrequent bowel movements can allow toxic residues to remain in the colon, Travis concludes. It's very rare in society to find normal function of a healthy colon. For abnormal function, colon hydration, hydrotherapy, or enemas, as they're commonly known, are recommended.
4:24
Guest
Exactly.
4:24
Drew
This is Travis.
4:25
Guest
I've never partaked in any of this.
4:27
Adam
I've spoken to Drew about this topic at length, and apparently it makes no difference. Is that true, Drew?
4:32
Drew
It makes no difference.
4:33
Guest
It doesn't help you out?
4:35
Drew
Your colon was designed for this. By the way, the only thing the colon does is absorb water.
4:39
Guest
Really?
4:40
Drew
It's all it does.
4:41
Adam
I said to Drew, I've argued with Drew a hundred times, isn't it better to take three or four healthy bowel movements a day as opposed to once? Once a week. Well, that's extreme. Let's say there's a guy who goes four times a day, and there's a guy who goes once every couple of days, and he says, no difference, that's just the anal schedule the guy is on.
5:05
Guest
Hey, have you ever traveled and had that whole schedule thrown off? It's bad. No, honestly, we'll go from Europe, and it'll be one time during the day, and then you come back, and all of a sudden it's like first thing in the morning, or I don't know. It's just kind of...
5:19
Adam
In your pants, on your way to the bathroom, or in the airplane, or in a cab. How old are Silver Chair now?
5:26
Guest
They're like 15. No, I don't know. No, they're actually like 18 and 19. Like one of them just got their license in Australia.
5:33
Adam
We had Silver Chair in here, didn't we?
5:35
Drew
It seemed like it was two years ago.
5:36
Adam
It was, I think.
5:38
Drew
They were 12? What were they?
5:39
Guest
They were like, they were honestly... First time we met them, Daniel just turned 16. He got this new car, and he was flying around Newcastle, Australia. It was right at the height of their album Frog Stomp or whatever that actually sold about 3 million copies. There were these kids that all they wanted to do was take us out to go egging in Australia. It was funny.
5:59
Drew
They don't have guns in Australia, see?
6:01
Guest
Yeah.
6:01
Adam
Yeah. Hey, eggs don't kill people. People kill people, I think is how it goes. All right. We'll take some calls. I'm sure you guys are familiar with the show. Jay?
6:11
Yep.
6:12
Adam
You're 30.
6:13
Caller
Yep.
6:13
Adam
What's up?
6:15
Caller
Well, this is primarily a question for Dr. Drew. I guess it's sort of physiological. Ever since I can remember whenever I have either masturbated or had sex, I'm obviously a guy. I come, I orgasm several times in a row.
6:36
Drew
And what does that mean?
6:37
Caller
And I'm not talking like, I'm talking like probably 30 seconds to a minute in between each one. And I'm wondering if there's some sort of physiological, some underlying condition that causes me to do this and...
6:53
Drew
Is there times when you can't do it?
6:55
Caller
No.
6:56
Drew
There are no times? It's always the same?
6:58
Caller
It's always the same.
6:59
Adam
30 seconds to a minute in between.
7:02
Guest
Wait, wait. Do you have an orgasm each time or does it just kind of come out?
7:06
Caller
I have an orgasm. I have the feeling of an orgasm and I have ejaculate as well.
7:12
Guest
That doesn't sound like a bad thing.
7:14
Adam
No, I wish I could do that.
7:15
Caller
It makes me sort of popular.
7:18
Guest
Wow.
7:18
Caller
I'm wondering is there... And I've never run into anybody else who can do this. And before I had sex, I thought everybody could do it.
7:27
Adam
Well, let me ask you a couple of questions, Jay. Do you have to keep the stimulation going in order to do it?
7:35
Drew
Can you stop it?
7:36
Caller
Right. Yeah. Usually I have to continue the stimulation. Sometimes I need more stimulation, sometimes not very much at all.
7:44
Drew
I just wonder if it's just one long thing he does with a little, you know, sort of...
7:49
Adam
Well, first off, 30 seconds to a minute doesn't seem like a long period of time. But when it comes to ejaculating, it's an eternity. I mean, hold on a second, Jay.
7:59
Caller
Yeah.
8:00
Adam
All right, I'm looking at the clock right now, right? All right, so now we'll begin the clock and I'll tell you when it's been 30 seconds.
8:07
Caller
Okay.
8:07
Adam
So something went flying out of your penis five seconds ago, right? Now nothing's flying out, but you're continuing the stimulation, but still nothing has happened.
8:19
Caller
The feeling of the orgasm has stopped.
8:22
Adam
Feeling has stopped.
8:22
Drew
No contractions?
8:24
Caller
No contractions any longer, no ejaculate any longer.
8:28
Adam
Is your anus dilated to nine centimeters? Okay. Now it's been 30 seconds and something else comes out?
8:36
Caller
Yep.
8:37
Adam
Son of a bitch. Will it happen again?
8:40
Caller
Yep.
8:40
Adam
How many times?
8:43
Caller
I'm not sure.
8:45
Adam
What do you mean you're not sure?
8:46
Caller
Usually I have to stop otherwise I can rub myself raw.
8:52
Adam
Okay, but three times, four times?
8:54
Caller
Seven or eight times is not unusual.
8:56
Guest
Can you imagine having multiple... Only girls do that.
8:59
Drew
And fluid continues to come out each time?
9:03
Caller
Most of the time. I specifically remember one time in college where I did it about 12 times in 50 minutes and all of them were productive.
9:11
Guest
You know what would be so funny is if he was hooking up with a girl and her dad came home so he threw on his pants and ran out and just kept having orgasms in his pants as he's running.
9:20
Caller
Well first of all I would need to continue the stimulation and second of all I don't do chicks.
9:28
Adam
Oh boy. You know his penis, I'm picturing like you know when you cut a chicken's head off and it still runs around the farm for like another minute? That's kind of what your penis is like. Oh my God.
9:39
Drew
I just don't know where all the fluid comes from. I don't understand.
9:41
Caller
What I want to know is, is there, what is it that allows me to do this?
9:48
Drew
Whatever the, whatever, we don't.
9:50
Caller
Is it, could it cause problems?
9:52
Drew
No.
9:52
Caller
I mean if it has something to do with my prostate, I mean is it?
9:54
Drew
No, no, no. It's just whatever caused refractoriness and again that's probably a complex combination of spinal reflex arcs and central nervous system processes that we don't fully understand doesn't happen with you. Now what's, but that to me is not that abnormal but then to continue to produce fluid, I mean your seminal vesicles must be the size of like a milk carton, you know? Are you a huge person?
10:19
Adam
He was a missing kid on the back of it.
10:21
Drew
Are you, are you, are you a giant person?
10:23
Caller
No, I'm like 5'11, 170.
10:26
Adam
And, and, wait a second, can, let's say you did this tonight, okay, and you had your orgasm and then you had your 3, 4, 5 orgasms spaced out 30 seconds or a minute apart.
10:42
Drew
When's your next time?
10:43
Adam
When is the next time you can do it? This time tomorrow night?
10:46
Caller
Yeah.
10:47
Drew
Oh.
10:47
Adam
You can do it again?
10:48
Caller
Sure.
10:49
Adam
This guy's like a semen factory.
10:52
Caller
Well, and, I mean, sometimes it's like even if I do it like 2 or 3 times, it's like, you know, an hour or 2 later.
10:59
Drew
Okay, I know we're all fascinated by J.
11:00
Adam
I wouldn't be able to hold down a job. I really wouldn't.
11:03
Caller
And it's like an hour or 2 later. If I only do it like 2 or 3 times, quite frequently, it's like I won't be able to go to sleep unless I do it 2 or 3 more times.
11:12
Caller
Oh my God.
11:13
Adam
Hey, J, I don't know what you do for a living, but quit. There's a guy named Jim Rose. He has this circus type show. Or anything goes. I think you'll be the new star.
11:26
Guest
You qualify.
11:27
Adam
Yeah. Now, you're healthy. It's just the way you are.
11:32
Drew
Yeah. That's it. Never had any head injuries or anything like that.
11:36
Guest
Dr. Drew is stumped too. No one knows what's going on with his penis.
11:39
Adam
My God. Can you imagine?
11:41
Guest
Yes.
11:41
Drew
How does he produce all that fluid?
11:43
Adam
I don't know, but some guys can do this. You don't watch enough porn.
11:47
Drew
No.
11:47
Adam
Oh, guys vary.
11:48
Guest
Peter North, we used to call him the Human Geyser.
11:51
Drew
What does he do?
11:52
Adam
The decorator.
11:53
Drew
What does he do? It's disgusting.
11:54
Guest
He just keeps going and going and going.
11:57
Adam
Just keeps going. It just keeps going.
12:00
What does that mean?
12:01
Adam
I mean, as much as you put out on an average session, right? He puts out 10 to 20 times that much. You know what I'm saying, Drew?
12:13
Drew
Is it more liquidy?
12:15
Adam
It tastes saltier.
12:16
Drew
Is the quality of the fluid different?
12:19
Guest
It's warmer.
12:19
Adam
No, it seems to be the same. I have not got the lab results back from them, but I'm going to bring a movie in here one of these nights, Drew. It's a mess.
12:31
Caller
All right. It really is.
12:32
Drew
I would appreciate it enlightening me.
12:34
Adam
Okay. Brianna?
12:35
Yeah.
12:36
Adam
You're 15.
12:37
Drew
Yes.
12:37
Adam
What's up?
12:39
Oh my God. This question is for Blink-Made 2. Oh my God. My friend Christine, she's in love with you guys so much.
12:46
You just don't understand.
12:48
We even want to send her on Fanatic.
12:50
But unfortunately, there's no way we can ever meet them.
12:54
It's just impossible.
12:56
Caller
Where do you live?
12:57
I live in Downey.
12:58
Guest
Downey?
12:58
She lives in Colbys.
13:00
Adam
Hey, everyone. Mark's here.
13:01
Drew
You're biggest fans on the phone.
13:03
Hi.
13:04
Adam
Hey, Brianna. Brianna. You can get down to the studio. You're 15.
13:09
Caller
I'm only 15.
13:10
I don't have a car.
13:11
Caller
Wait, give me up to speed. What's going on? I'm sorry.
13:13
Adam
Brianna is 15. She's a huge Blink fan and she doesn't think she can ever meet the band.
13:20
Caller
All you got to do, call a cab.
13:23
Guest
Call a cab.
13:24
Where do you live?
13:25
Caller
Where does she live?
13:26
I live in Downey.
13:27
Caller
Downey?
13:27
Adam
Yeah, she could make it.
13:28
Caller
What's Downey?
13:29
Drew
Paper towels. Do not tell a 15-year-old to come down here in Melton.
13:31
Adam
I'm not going to rape her or anything.
13:33
Caller
I'm not saying that. I'm just, you know, I'm trying to... It's my little make-a-wish foundation thing. Do you have terminal illness? No. Never mind.
13:41
Guest
Do you take that new fat pill that messes up?
13:44
Caller
Hey, have you heard about this new fat reduction pill that gives you greasy, oily discharge from your anus and increased bowel movements?
13:48
Drew
That's what we talked about on drew.com, by the way.
13:50
Guest
Yeah, that's what you missed on drew.com. But apparently, the greasy bowels is what the pill does, and the fat thing is a side effect.
13:58
Caller
Originally, the pill was developed to give someone oily, greasy discharge from their anus, and as a side effect, they found out that it cuts your fat absorption. So it's kind of like penicillin. It's like they were going for something, but they...
14:08
Adam
They found something else. Hey, Brianna?
14:11
Yeah?
14:11
Adam
All right. You could meet the band tonight, but I understand you're 15 and you don't have wheels and all that.
14:16
Caller
It's not fair, damn it.
14:18
Adam
All right.
14:19
Caller
Well, life isn't fair. Nobody likes a garbage mouth.
14:22
Guest
I know.
14:23
Adam
All right. Drew, move your hand. We're talking to Shelly.
14:27
Caller
Atmospheric in here tonight.
14:28
Adam
Thank you.
14:28
Drew
What does that mean?
14:29
Adam
I farted.
14:30
Caller
It's a little darker than normal.
14:31
Guest
You farted.
14:32
Adam
It's a little mood lighting. Shelly?
14:34
Hello?
14:35
Adam
You're 16.
14:36
Guest
Yeah.
14:36
Adam
What's up?
14:36
Okay.
14:37
Caller
First of all, I'm sorry, but I made up my question, okay?
14:40
Caller
All right.
14:41
Guest
That's rasty.
14:43
Caller
Yeah.
14:43
Caller
Okay. Boink. You guys are like my favorite band. I have all your albums.
14:46
Caller
Okay. Carousel is my favorite song.
14:49
Caller
And I want to know, okay, you guys are coming.
14:52
Caller
I live in San Diego, really.
14:54
I said Sacramento. I don't know why.
14:56
Caller
Okay. But.
14:58
Drew
You're lying. You might as well keep lying.
14:59
Caller
Yeah. You're on a roll. I was just on a roll. Go ahead.
15:02
Guest
I'm really a man, okay.
15:04
Caller
You guys know what?
15:05
Caller
What?
15:05
Caller
You talked to me like one hour ago.
15:07
Caller
A what?
15:07
I was on Dr. drew.com show.
15:09
Drew
Oh, how weird is that?
15:11
Adam
Wow. Wow.
15:12
Caller
It's like synchronicity.
15:13
Adam
Hey, Shelly.
15:14
Caller
Yeah. Hi, Shelly.
15:17
Adam
Well, you guys live in San Diego. That's right. You know, you may run into them at a mall or something.
15:22
Caller
What's your address?
15:23
Adam
I'll give it to you off the air, right, Shelly?
15:25
Caller
What?
15:26
Adam
Off the air, goofball.
15:28
Caller
What? Huh? Okay.
15:30
Adam
I don't know. I'm just, I'm tired of the kids.
15:31
Drew
These guys, you would appreciate this. And at drew.com, I'm sure they, they, we got into, they got into a 10 minute discussion about relationships and the whole farting, pooing thing. Farting poo.
15:41
Caller
Oh, can I please tell you a story?
15:43
Guest
Sure. You gotta be careful.
15:43
Caller
I have the reddest story about how to be my girlfriend.
15:46
Guest
Okay.
15:47
Caller
Can I please tell the story? Please.
15:48
Guest
Oh, that is, I can't.
15:48
Caller
This is such a red story. Okay. Staying at my girlfriend's house and she's on the phone. She's like, oh, this is, this is going to take about half an hour or whatever. So I said, oh, I'm going to go take a shower. Okay, fine, whatever. So I go on and start doing my thing of shower. She gets off the phone early. She goes, oh, I'll just, you know, take a shower with Mark because we're going to go to bed or whatever. So she comes and I don't know this, but the door in her bathroom doesn't lock all the way. You can just push it straight open. So she comes as a total Starskin hutch style, kicks open the door and there I am sitting buck naked, taking a crap.
16:19
Adam
That's a turn on.
16:20
Guest
They're not together anymore because of the incident.
16:22
Caller
Yeah, it was so awful. But I mean, it immediately broke down the poop barrier. Now I can poop there. I have carte blanche.
16:28
Guest
Hey, I once stopped dating a girl because we went to her house and Mark went to use the bathroom and came back and said it stunk.
16:33
Caller
Oh my god, this girl, like we showed up at her house and we're supposed to pick her up because Tom's going on a date with her and we show up at the door and she starts walking out and I say, oh hey, can I use your bathroom? And she gets all upset. She's all, yeah, yeah, you totally can. And she leads me past the hall room, the hallway bathroom, like the main guest bathroom. And I'm like, what about that one? She's all, that one's dirty. And it stunk so bad because she just absolutely tore it up.
16:52
Guest
She actually admitted to it. She said, I go, hey, Mark, can I use your bathroom? She's all, no, man, I'm all white. She's all, she's trying to think of something like a little mouse is running on the wheel in her head. And then she goes, ah, I went to the bathroom.
17:05
Caller
Okay, you can use my parents' one. Oh, it smelled so bad that I would not allow Tom to get here anymore.
17:09
Guest
That was the last time I ever hung out with her that day.
17:11
Drew
Really?
17:11
Adam
That was a deal breaker?
17:12
Guest
That was a deal breaker for me. I wasn't, I-
17:14
Drew
See, Adam appreciates that kind of thing.
17:17
Caller
Girls don't poop.
17:18
Drew
No, for Adam, they would have been a steam builder.
17:20
Adam
No.
17:21
Guest
Yeah, you wouldn't get all turned on. It would have been creepy.
17:23
Adam
No, I have a real double standard with the anus. I like to do the farting. I like to be the one who's doing that in the relationship, but I don't appreciate it when they do it.
17:34
Guest
I know it sounds- Mark had a girlfriend that used to fart so loud. We would be at the movie theater and his girlfriend would be like a long time ago. And the whole theater would smell.
17:43
Adam
Hey, have you ever done this? Have you ever been at a party or in a house where there's a few people and somebody just destroys the bathroom, you walk into the bathroom, you take two steps in the bathroom, you go, Oh, Christ, I don't got to go that bad. You step out of the bathroom because it's painful and there's a person standing there waiting to walk in. And you're like, and they just go in and shut the door and you realize, I don't know, should I pull them aside and talk to them now?
18:10
Guest
I always explain it. I always, you know, I come out and I go, you know, listen, I didn't do that. I didn't go to the bathroom. I just went to, I went pee-pee.
18:17
Caller
The right thing to do, because I know you guys travel a lot, and this is a good joke to play if you want to really embarrass some absolute stranger, is when you're waiting for the lavatory, whenever someone comes out of...
18:27
Drew
The plane or something?
18:28
Caller
Yeah, on the plane, the plane's in flight, and someone's in the lavatory ahead of you and you're waiting for your turn. When they come out, act like you're walking in and go, oh my God, it smells terrible in here.
18:37
Guest
He knew it.
18:38
Caller
While the person's walking back to their seat because the whole plane will turn around and look, and it's that one person walking back to their seat and all go, oh.
18:43
Guest
It's so funny because he did it to the same lady twice on this flight.
18:47
Caller
Same lady I got twice. It was really beautiful.
18:49
Guest
It was pretty rad.
18:51
Adam
That is wonderful.
18:52
Drew
Let's play a Blake song. Now that we've been dosed up properly with Blake.
18:56
Adam
You want to hear that? Wait a minute. Did we ever talk to-
18:58
Drew
Julie.
18:59
Adam
Did we ever talk to her?
19:00
Drew
No.
19:00
Adam
Oh, hold on. Julie?
19:02
Yeah.
19:02
Adam
You're 21.
19:03
Caller
Yeah.
19:04
Adam
What's up?
19:05
Caller
Well, I have a boyfriend and I can't seem to have sexual intercourse with him.
19:12
Adam
Wait a minute. I want to say one other thing. It just jumped into my head regarding airports, travel, and poo.
19:19
Drew
Okay.
19:19
Adam
I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but some of the worst damage goes on in airport bathrooms.
19:24
Drew
People say that.
19:25
Adam
You walk into an airport bathroom. Normally, when you go to a public bathroom and you see the toilets with the stalls and everything, there's 15 of them and there's maybe one guy in there. But when you go to the airport, there's 15 and there's 15 pair of shoes there with the pants around the ankles and it's bad. It's real bad.
19:45
Drew
And noisy too, right?
19:46
Adam
And the guys are just going to town, like reckless abandon. They're going like they've never gone before. And I said to Drew once, I couldn't figure it out because we do a ton of traveling. I was like, why is it always so bad in these airport bathrooms? Because when you go to a ball game or you go to the movies or you go to other public places, you don't get that kind of damage. People wait till they get home or whatever it is. I said to Drew, because he knows this is true. He loves poo poo jokes. I said, Drew, you know why this is bad? Because these people aren't from this city. And their feeling is, hey, I'm from Milwaukee and I'm stopping over in LA and I'm doing some damage. I'm going to ruin the town before I go back to my beloved Milwaukee.
20:26
Guest
No, I think the worst thing is when you're in a bathroom and you are the only one that's dead silent and some other guy walks in and you're sitting down and you're all, don't make noise. Then you go, I guess I should cough or something so he knows I'm here.
20:37
Drew
Tom cannot fart in front of a woman.
20:39
Guest
It's been three years and my girlfriend, she's probably listening, Jen, I'm planning on farting around you. I just don't know when and I don't know when it's appropriate. It's one of those things. It's like the first time you have sex. It's like you build up to it.
20:50
Drew
But now it's been three years, so it's weird.
20:52
Guest
Yeah, now it's weird. I don't know what to do.
20:53
Adam
You know when you make your move, you make your move when you guys are sleeping in the same bed and you're used to sleeping alone and it's like 5.30 in the morning and you're barely awake and you don't know that someone's next to you because you're not used to someone being next to you.
21:09
Caller
That's so guilty of that.
21:09
Adam
And then you just let it fly and the sound of your own gas sort of wakes you up enough to know that there's someone next to you.
21:17
I did that.
21:18
Caller
I've done that, man.
21:19
Adam
Now if a woman has any dignity, she'll pretend like she's sleeping, but she'll usually bring it up at some point later on in the day.
21:26
Caller
Okay, let me give you a story about a week ago. Waking up, waking up, just laying together, whatever. My girlfriend goes, yeah, you totally farted last night in your sleep. I just wanted you to know that.
21:38
Guest
I did that one time. I was laying there, she was behind me, kind of spitting me. I was kind of asleep.
21:43
Caller
Oh no.
21:44
Guest
I was asleep.
21:45
Caller
Shh, be quiet. I'm telling a story.
21:47
Guest
I was asleep. I'm like, oh my God. Then right then it woke me up. My heart starts beating.
21:54
Caller
And you listen for her breathing to see if it gets irregular.
21:56
Guest
I know. She's all, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. A little bead of sweat drips on my face. It's like Mission Impossible.
22:03
Adam
But she didn't know. I mean, she didn't wake up.
22:05
Guest
You know what? She wouldn't have told me.
22:07
Adam
I think that was it. I think you broke the wind and broke the ice and it's fair game now. Julie?
22:14
Caller
Yeah.
22:14
Adam
All right. So you're 21. What's up?
22:16
Caller
Well, I have panic attacks. I can't have sexual intercourse.
22:21
Adam
Really?
22:22
Drew
You've always had this when you tried to do this?
22:24
Caller
I'm sorry?
22:25
Drew
Have you always had this happen when you tried to have sex?
22:28
Caller
Yes, but it's been worse recently. Like it hasn't really been that bad until recently in the last month or so.
22:36
Drew
So where is it coming from?
22:38
Caller
Where is it coming from? I'm not quite sure. I mean, I was raped when I was 15, but I'm not quite sure.
22:50
Drew
Did you ever have treatment for the rape incident?
22:52
Caller
Yeah.
22:53
Drew
How long were you treated for?
22:56
Caller
A lot of drugs and therapy and not much else. Pretty much.
23:01
Drew
What else is there but trying drugs and therapy? What do you mean?
23:03
Caller
Well, it didn't really help, but I didn't really get back in.
23:06
Drew
How many years did you do it for?
23:09
Caller
Let's see here. Three.
23:11
Adam
Three years?
23:12
Caller
Yeah.
23:12
Drew
That was not the first time you were victimized, was it?
23:17
Caller
Actually, yeah. That was the first time.
23:19
Drew
No way.
23:20
Adam
What happened?
23:23
Caller
Well, I had been dating him for about two and a half years, and I was trying to break up with him, and my mom, not knowing, invited him over. Actually, I just had a very long, horrible manic episode.
23:39
Drew
So you're bipolar?
23:40
Caller
Yeah.
23:41
Drew
Okay. You've never done anything unusual during these bipolar episodes, these manic episodes?
23:46
Caller
I'm sorry?
23:46
Drew
You've never done anything disturbing during these manic episodes?
23:51
Caller
Not that I can think of. Just more like I'm up all night, every night for a week.
23:57
Drew
And nobody ever sexually abused you or anything like that when you were younger?
24:00
Caller
Not when I was really young that I know of, no.
24:03
Adam
Wow.
24:04
Drew
Well, how old were you when you do know about it?
24:07
Caller
15.
24:08
Adam
15. So that's it. All right. So she's manic depressive. She got raped at 15. And you say you should be on some meds, right?
24:17
Caller
Well, I haven't been on drugs for about four years and I've been OK. I haven't had any episodes.
24:22
Adam
All right. Well, you're starting to have panic attacks now.
24:25
Caller
Yeah.
24:26
Adam
So maybe a little more therapy and maybe some more meds.
24:29
Caller
The thing is that I am actually in therapy and it's not doing anything.
24:35
Drew
And what do they think this is from?
24:38
Caller
They basically said that that's what they think it's from.
24:40
Drew
From what?
24:41
Caller
From the rape. But the therapy that I'm in doesn't seem to do any good.
24:47
Guest
And maybe try somebody else.
24:49
Drew
No, no, no, no.
24:50
Guest
No, I mean, no, not for that. Bad advice, Tom. No, I was talking about like. It's not bad advice. No, I was.
24:55
Drew
It's not bad advice, but somebody with this. There's a lot more going on here that for whatever reason, I don't know what the deal is, but the people like this, the important thing is this long-term, stable relationship with the therapist.
25:06
Guest
Don't you think that some therapists, though, aren't as good as others?
25:09
Drew
Oh, yeah. But for some people, the important thing is just hanging in for a long period of time, just being able to stay with a single person.
25:16
Adam
Right. Anyway, we can tell by Julie's voice, there's a lot going on here. But we're not going to get to the bottom of it tonight. So instead, we're going to pee and drink more coffee, right, Drew?
25:26
Drew
Yeah, absolutely.
25:26
Adam
All right, we'll take a break.
25:27
Caller
Loveline, be right back in a minute. Hey.
25:52
Adam
Gary Marshall, the great Gary Marshall is here. The creator, the producer, the writer, the actor.
26:00
Caller
Ball player, everything.
26:01
Adam
The ball player.
26:02
Drew
How he wants to be known.
26:03
Adam
Responsible for 70 to 80% of all entertainment. Stage, television.
26:10
Caller
No, I have the theater. Falcon Theater in Los Angeles. Burbank, we have plays there.
26:16
Drew
Rapunzel's there now.
26:17
Caller
Oh, you do? Well, we, we, we, I think it's good that the kids go see theater. Live theater is good. A lot of plays teach a lot about life. And it's a good, good thing. You can't change the channel. You gotta sit there. That's a good discipline.
26:29
Caller
Is it, is it your theater?
26:31
Caller
Yeah, I put it up myself. 99 seat theater to try to expose more people to plays.
26:36
Adam
That's interesting. Where, where, where, where in Burbank is that?
26:39
Caller
Straight on Riverside Drive across from Bob's Big Boy.
26:43
Adam
Oh, yeah.
26:44
Caller
It's near Warner's.
26:45
Adam
It's brand new.
26:46
Caller
Brand, yeah, yeah, it's.
26:47
Drew
Is that where we used to meet and walk around?
26:49
Adam
Yeah, right across the street. Starbucks is there.
26:51
Drew
Yeah, yeah.
26:52
Caller
Yeah, Starbucks, Moe's, Marie Callender's in the Falcon Theater. We put it up.
26:57
Adam
That's only a 99 seater?
26:59
Caller
Well, well, we have our offices there for the movie. The 99 seat theater doesn't quite pay off all the bills, so we have a movie company. But the theater really, we've been getting a lot of kids there for the weekend shows, and we're doing new works and stuff. It's interesting that, you know, somebody once said, I got to get serious, that a civilization is judged on their meeting places. And, you know, we're in a place that, you know, the kids, a lot of them, they have there on the Internet. They're even there in their room. The parents are in another room. People have Walkman and the DVDs with the 3D glasses. Some very wealthy people have the DVDs, and they can listen to Das Boot all by themselves. But, I think sometimes you gather in the theater. That's why I think the fact that they're all going to the movies is also good if they speak in the lobby. Just as long as people talk, it helps.
27:52
Adam
That, we, Drew and I, we wrote a book, and they were building that theater the entire time, or that office, the whole time we were working, we were working right across the street.
28:04
Drew
We used to meet and work on this book every day at the Starbucks.
28:07
Caller
Oh yeah, that's where we were. There used to be a gas station, we built it from scratch.
28:12
Adam
That building is, has the world's largest roof on it. I don't know if you've noticed that, it is all roof.
28:18
Caller
Yeah, who needs that? But you know, it's a permit business, you know, and you've got it, but inside it's very nice.
28:24
Drew
Don't, don't, don't regret it, talk about permits.
28:26
Adam
It's a good look in, okay. Yeah, I don't want to get going on that. But the reason, and I explain this, because I have a little theater background myself, not too much, but the 99 cedar.
28:38
Drew
Mr. Gary, would you please stop working them? You're already getting first off expensive gifts from your, your producers, my producers that I can't even imagine owning.
28:45
Caller
You guys should do the show from there. We'll get an audience.
28:48
Adam
You mean Mr. Marshall.
28:50
Caller
I don't know what this Gary Nye is.
28:53
Adam
Sorry, Mr. Marshall. Ninety-nine seat is because they don't have to pay the actors.
28:59
Caller
It's a, you had to pay them something, but not too much. Different than movies.
29:03
Adam
When you get into a hundred seats, then you got to start paying people. So that's why you always hear about these ninety-nine seat theaters and it's not a hundred and five.
29:11
Caller
Equity waiver you can have. It allows you to do, like we did Death of a Salesman with Jack Klugman, allows you to have large cast, fourteen, fifteen people for regular theater, and have that many you can't afford.
29:23
Adam
Jack Klugman, how is he doing?
29:25
Caller
He's, I did the odd couple with him five years. He's still, he had a little problem with his throat, but he's working now, and he's doing pretty good.
29:32
Adam
Stacey.
29:33
Hi.
29:34
Adam
You're 29.
29:35
Caller
Yes, I am.
29:35
Adam
How are you?
29:36
Caller
I'm fine, thanks. How are you? Good. You're on. Okay, hi. Hi, Stacey. Yeah, I wanted to ask you a question about a comment I heard on your show, I think it was last night. It was, you got this really disturbing phone call from a woman, yeah, who said about her girlfriend and her boyfriend, and you said something.
29:58
Drew
This was the girl that was gonna destroy the baby after she was born.
30:01
Caller
Right, the boyfriend was gonna do it for her. Very frightening. And you said something, and forgive me, I could be taking it out of context, or I may not have heard you correctly. I was driving home from work, but you said something about this is kind of where abortion has led or something like that.
30:19
Drew
No, no, what I said was, and it was close to that, Stacey. What I said was, and let's be clear, because what the kids tell me that have been through this is, hey, it's my body, that's my thing, what real difference, I can take care of it whenever I want, and what difference does it make if it's outside or inside my uterus, it's still part of my body, it's part of me, and they have massive levels of denial about it that's fueled by the state of the law of the land, which is that they are led to believe that this is completely their property.
30:54
Caller
Completely their property.
30:55
Drew
That's how they talk about it.
30:58
Adam
All right, well listen, Stacey, here's what Drew's saying.
31:02
Caller
I understand.
31:02
Adam
As you know, I took issue with him, right?
31:05
Caller
No, I didn't. I didn't hear that part.
31:07
Adam
Someone turn the radio off during my best junk, you know?
31:09
Caller
I'm sorry. I mean, I get the reception in better in the car, and I went inside.
31:14
Drew
Stacey, don't let him hurt you.
31:16
Caller
Adam doesn't come across in cars as well as the doctor. It's a known fact.
31:21
Caller
It's not across really well.
31:22
Caller
I wouldn't have wanted to call up, but I know a lot of people who are really, particularly women who really do like the show, and they talk about, you know, I teach college-age students, and I hear a lot of the women talk about, oh, you know, they're really great. They say a lot of things that help young women feel really empowered and control of their situation.
31:42
Drew
Let me, I am completely in favor of women being empowered in all areas of interpersonal experience, particularly reproductive health.
31:50
Adam
I absolutely am, too. But it's so they leave me alone.
31:52
Drew
But I also...
31:53
Adam
Not for the same reasons, Drew. It's just so they get out of the goddamn house every once in a while.
31:57
Drew
I also believe in just reporting what seems to be happening.
32:00
Caller
Yeah, and I agree with you. One reason why I wanted to call in is because, as far as reporting what's happening, is one thing that I've noticed is that a lot of people are conflating or actually confusing birth control with abortion.
32:14
Drew
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. It's been going on for a long time.
32:17
Caller
Yeah, and that's something that I'm kind of...
32:19
Drew
And this is why I've taken a huge stance on the morning after pills, because it's not an abortion pill. It's a way to empower women to give them control of their reproductive health and take the abortion issue away and probably prevent 100,000 abortions a year, as I think would be a conservative estimate.
32:34
Adam
Oh, yeah.
32:35
Caller
I agree with that. They've got to get that across.
32:38
Drew
Yeah, and this pill works by suppressing ovulation. Everybody confuses it with RU-486 and these pharmacist groups go out and say it's unethical because of some old literature that suggested it might affect implantation, which it really does not. It works by suppressing ovulation. Everyone should have the prevent kit or Plan B in their glove compartment, in their medicine cabinet, wherever, like a fire extinguisher.
33:00
Adam
Sure. And let me say this again, Drew. Drew, I know you're always dumbfounded because you can't figure out why the people that are anti-abortion would be anti-morning after pill because this is a great way to stop abortions.
33:16
Drew
Prevent abortions.
33:17
Adam
Prevent abortions. And I tell you and I'll tell you again, these people aren't anti-abortion as much as they are pro-complaining. Do you understand? There's a certain segment of society that just can't shut their traps. All they want to do is complain. They want to write letters. They want to pick it. They're usually people that are unemployed and they have afternoons off so they can go down to City Hall on Tuesday at noon and hang out on the steps all day.
33:43
Caller
And they have Xeroxes. A lot of Xeroxes.
33:46
Adam
Yeah, I blame Kinkos.
33:48
Caller
Kinkos is what?
33:49
Adam
Before everyone sat in their garage all night and in 18 hours they made four posters. Now there's millions of leaflets in that same period of time. But these people want to complain. So when you say to them, hey, listen, we can stem the tide of abortion by taking this combination of pills. It's not an abortion. It just, it does not let the pregnancy implant.
34:11
Drew
No, no, it's not how it works. It doesn't let the pregnancy occur.
34:14
Adam
Okay. Well, the point is, is you give them a nice alternative and they say to you, but wait a minute, now I got nothing to complain about. So, I'm going to fight this. And that just means they want to complain. You understand? That's what's, that's the motive behind 90% of these people. There's 10% who really don't like abortion. The other 90% are mildly against abortion, but they are enamored with complaining. They love to complain. Same fat chick sitting home over a word processor all day while someone else goes out and does the work. Busy people rarely complain. When's the last time you wrote a letter to somebody? When's the last time you chained yourself to something?
34:54
Drew
Mostly you vote with your feet. You just don't do that anymore. You don't turn to that channel. You don't whatever. You cut that thing.
35:01
Caller
You rarely call him Doc. You just say Drew.
35:03
Adam
Oh, that's right. I should start calling him Doc.
35:06
Drew
I never noticed that. The fact that he's referring to me other than boy or hey you is really quite an improvement. There's a way he treats me in the airports.
35:14
Adam
Let me try.
35:14
Drew
I'm like a porter.
35:16
Adam
Let me try something. I'm going to use scary strategy. Hey, Doc, I need a warm up. Could you get me some coffee? But now we got to go to break.
35:25
Caller
We got to go to break.
35:25
Adam
And Gary has got to go home and go to sleep because the streetlights have been on for almost two hours now.
35:31
Caller
They have.
35:32
Adam
And the milk is getting cold by the side of the bed. All right, Gary, the great Gary Marshall, thank you very much for coming in.
35:40
Caller
I will come back and tell you how to be an actor next time, but thank you so much for having me on.
35:45
Adam
You have a lot of projects and you really ought to come back and pass a visit each time one comes out.
35:50
Caller
I like it. Now I know where you are. I can find it here. No, it's very interesting what you guys do. And we have a few laughs too. What's wrong with that?
35:59
Adam
Nothing. All right. We'll be back after this. It's Dr. Drew. Save Ferris is our guest tonight. Phone number 1-800-L-F-E-E-1-9-1. What time are we in? Pacific time? And then what's the mountain time?
36:48
Drew
Mountain time.
36:49
Adam
Okay, wise ass. But where are you? Is that an hour away?
36:52
Drew
Denver, yeah.
36:53
Adam
And then?
36:56
Drew
Central.
36:56
Adam
Central, that's two hours.
36:58
Drew
Right.
36:58
Adam
And then you get East? East Coast? Or East? Yeah. I gotta work that out. Hey, listen, anyone who's teaching school, a little less on the metric system, a little more on the time zones. Something we could actually use. I'm suing my school, by the way, my grammar school for the speech I got in the fifth grade about, there's gonna be two types of people in the future. They're gonna be people who know the metric system, and then they're gonna be people who are unemployed. And that is it. You either, you know, here it comes, and you either get with it, or you don't work. I remember that speech in like the fifth grade. Where's the metric system, everybody? You guys are too young to remember the metric system speech that we all got around 1977. No, it was, oh, you might have got it earlier.
37:44
Drew
Yeah.
37:45
Adam
Yeah, let's say 76, 77.
37:46
Drew
Well, 72 is when they signed all the legislation to make it happen. Yeah, that's right, 76 when it's supposed to go in.
37:51
Adam
That's right. Oh, yes, yes. Well, you know, it's only been 20 some odd years. Let's give them a break. I'm sure it's right around the corner. By Christmas, I'd say we'll all be fully converted to the metric system. All right, Save Ferris, as I said, is here. Richard?
38:06
Yes.
38:06
Adam
You're 30. What's up?
38:07
Hey, Adam. Hey, Dr. Drew. How you guys doing? Good. Big fan of the show.
38:11
Adam
Thanks.
38:12
Caller
Save Ferris, I can't wait to get to your new CD. I just wanted to ask you guys what sound is different from this album as to the past album? Because Brian, I think you're a great songwriter and I really loved just every song on the album. I don't have a favorite because I don't think I could pick one.
38:31
Adam
I hope Brian's listening at home.
38:34
Caller
Oh, bummer.
38:35
Caller
Brian's not here.
38:37
Caller
Well, I just wanted to know what was different with this album compared to the last album.
38:43
Caller
Well, I think we were just in a different place when we wrote this album and we've grown up a lot. The last album was written when we were all not even old enough to get into bars. So we've been through quite a bit since then, I'd say. So the album has a bit of a different feel to it, but it's not so far removed from the old stuff that you don't know that it's us.
39:09
Caller
Yeah.
39:10
Caller
I think you're really going to enjoy it.
39:11
Caller
The reason I really liked you guys is because my parents were a lot older when they started having kids and they grew up on swing music and all that. So a lot of what I heard off of your album was similar to what I heard my parents listening to when they were younger. I actually went and visited my mom and brought It Means Everything to her and she liked it too. She was like, no, I can't believe that you're into this kind of music. And I just love it. And Monique, I think you have the best voice.
39:40
Caller
Oh, thank you.
39:42
Caller
You really do. I mean, if more people took the time to learn what they were doing before they actually got in the recording studio, I think we'd have a lot better music as a whole.
39:52
Caller
Richard, that is so nice of you.
39:53
Adam
Thanks, Richard. Yeah, we're going to, well, we're going to hone our act tomorrow night, Drew.
39:59
Caller
You know what's really funny is we just got a review in one of the papers, well, like a very, very small paper, that he was actually saying one of the songs was a song that we wouldn't be able to enjoy until we were at least 40.
40:15
Adam
Really?
40:15
Drew
I mean, you personally?
40:17
Adam
You personally or the readers?
40:18
Caller
No, like any listener. Wow. I thought it was like a bunch of BS because like, well, it's kind of a backhanded compliment, but it's a good one. Brian wrote the song and he's 24.
40:27
Drew
I wonder who plays that very song.
40:28
Adam
Do you have to be exactly 40 or just over 40?
40:31
Caller
That was my question. So is there a significance with the number 40 or?
40:35
Drew
Well, I just started enjoying Safe Fairs right at my birthday.
40:38
Adam
Oh, really? Yeah, when you turned 40. I remember you coming in and announcing that.
40:42
Drew
Yeah, oh, yes.
40:43
Adam
You're wearing a Safe Fairs T-shirt at the time, I believe. All right, he got it for his birthday. We are going to listen now. Is mistaken? Are we going to be in this video? Is that our video?
40:54
Caller
Yes, it is.
40:55
Adam
Oh, okay.
40:56
Caller
So now envision yourself. Just picture it.
40:59
Drew
What are our roles, by the way? Adam is the ex-boyfriend.
41:02
Adam
We don't want to give it away.
41:03
Caller
We don't want to give it away. But what we want to do is talk about as much as possible so that we get the money to make it.
41:09
Drew
Am I mistaken for the ex-boyfriend?
41:11
Caller
No.
41:12
Adam
Don't give it away.
41:13
Drew
My house?
41:14
Adam
Would you just relax over there, Drew?
41:16
Drew
All right.
41:17
Adam
Okay.
41:17
Drew
I've had anal sex.
41:18
Adam
Drew, please.
41:19
Caller
Oh my God, did you just say that?
41:21
Adam
Mic is still hot.
41:22
Caller
Did you just say you had anal sex?
41:23
Adam
He thought we were going to the song.
41:25
Caller
I did not say that.
41:26
Adam
He did say that. I heard him say it.
41:27
That was so cool.
41:29
Adam
All right. This is Mistaken. It's from Say Faire. It's off of Modified. If you close your eyes, you can see Drew and I doing I don't know what. Tangoing. In the video. All right, that's our video. That's our band. That's Safe Ferris, Mistaken. Off of Modified, Aaron, you're 18, what's up?
45:10
Caller
Yeah, I have a problem. I've been out of the house for about a year and a half. And before that, I was living with my mother, and she was very promiscuous.
45:21
Drew
What does that mean?
45:22
Caller
Yeah, she would use men for their money, basically. And it's just basically ruined me for I can't take female seriously anymore.
45:34
Drew
Have you ever talked to her about this? Have you ever talked to her about it?
45:37
Caller
No, no, you can't really get that far with her because I don't know, she gets real defensive. So it's like, you know, it's impossible to talk to her.
45:48
Adam
All right. But listen, how ruined are you when you know you're ruined?
45:52
Drew
Right, when you're aware of what's going on.
45:56
Caller
Well, it's like if I see flirting or if a girl flirts with me, it's like, it's just like, it's like total turn off.
46:03
Adam
Yeah, but you don't have any money, do you?
46:05
Caller
No. All right.
46:06
Adam
So what could they be using you for?
46:08
Caller
Well, I don't know. Well, see, my mother would do other things like, like one time, like this is the extreme example, is I was making out with my girlfriend in the other room, and then I walked in on my mother making out with her father.
46:22
Drew
Her father?
46:23
Caller
Well, I don't know if they're making out or having sex or what.
46:27
Drew
Her father?
46:28
Caller
Yeah. I mean, this is real bad. I mean, it's just, I don't know. It's like an ulterior motive of some kind.
46:37
Adam
All right. So your mom's a little out of control. You've been out of the house since you were 16? Since you were 17 or 16? And is this part of the reason you got out of the house so early?
46:50
Caller
Definitely. All right.
46:51
Adam
And you're working now? No.
46:53
Caller
Right now I'm living with my uncle and finishing up high school.
46:57
Adam
Okay. So you got out of there because your mom's a pain in the ass. Okay. Well, listen, I'm not going to lie to you. This is going to screw you up a little with chicks. But you're 18 and you already know what's going on. So, L, by the time you're 37, 38, you should be able to date. No, Aaron, seriously, you're 18 and you understand. I mean, you're not in massive denial. You're not out trying to have a conquest every night. You're not taking women and treating them like robots. You understand your dynamic. And that's pretty important and pretty evolved and unusual to tender age of 18. So maybe you get a little therapy. Maybe you read a few books and you understand your situation and you work on it and everything turns out fine. As a matter of fact, I think you come out better than people who have had no strife in their life and have never attempted to understand it and who have never done any work on themselves.
47:51
Caller
And he understands that's not normal as well.
47:53
Adam
Right. Yeah. It's tough when Mommy does that. But I think Aaron will be all right. Kind of forces you to grow up. Oh my God.
48:01
Caller
Therapy is good though, right?
48:03
Caller
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
48:04
Adam
Yeah. Going tomorrow morning. You're laughing. I'm serious. We got to go to break?
48:10
Drew
Yeah.
48:10
Caller
All right. All right.
48:11
Adam
We'll do that. Who are we going to talk to when we come back?
48:13
Drew
We're going to wait to see what comes on this lovely screen.
48:16
Adam
You don't see anything you like?
48:17
Drew
Right.
48:18
Adam
All right. Save Ferris is here. We'll take a break. And actually the next call is so controversial that we're not allowed to talk about it on the air. It's like when appliance stores have those sales where the prices are so low that they can't give the price. They can't give the price on air. There's some sort of federal law that prohibits you from talking about large discounts on like toaster ovens and things. That's what's going on. This next call is so titillating, so controversial in content that we cannot discuss it until we're actually talking to the person. Right, Drew? Yes.
48:49
Caller
You won't want to miss it.
48:50
Adam
We'll be back.
48:52
Caller
Loveline, be right back in a minute.
49:18
Adam
It is Loveline. We got to take a quick ten-second timeout, and we will be back with more of the Family Show in just ten seconds.
49:43
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Allison Hannigan and Jason Biggs are both here tonight from American Pie. Huge buzz about this film, and I don't even know how the whole buzz thing works exactly. For some reason, normally, when you're not talking about blockbuster type movies, big budgets, I don't know what the budget was on this thing. Do you know?
50:06
$11 million. That's it.
50:10
Adam
I'll tell you. I'm going to switch subjects for a minute here and talk about budget. This is the way to go. You couldn't, I mean, if the movie never came out, everyone would make their money back just on video. You could never, this movie could burn and never come out on Friday, and three months from now they could release it on video, and then six months from now they could do it in Europe or something, and it would make its money back, or to HBO or Cinemax or whatever it is. I don't understand these movies that go 85, 90, 100 million dollars, big sci-fi, this and that. It seems like the biggest roll of the dice in the world. This is 11 million bucks, which sounded like a lot at one time, but as we now know, it's just a medium-sized house in Malibu these days. It's like one and a half car garage.
50:59
Guest
It's a fixer-upper.
51:02
Adam
That's right. It's going to make 11 million in its first week. It'll double it in its first week. It's nothing. It's like diabolical. It's genius. You get a bunch of people, some of whom you're familiar with, some who you're not, and you don't have to pay them a ton. I'm sure you guys are here to say that you're not going to retire off of this. No. No. No. Why not? As a matter of fact, in a way, watching the movie, especially when it's a coming-of-age thing, it's less distracting to see people that aren't household names on the screen. Because the guy is supposed to be playing a 17, 18-year-old high school student, and when you go, yeah, it's Luke Perry. Yeah, he had a problem with heroin before his last divorce. It's a little distracting, but it's diabolical. I don't know how the buzz thing gets going. How do you do that? I don't know.
52:05
Guest
I wish I could bottle it though, because it's gray. Yeah.
52:08
Adam
Is it just pure and simple word of mouth, few people see a premiere, few people start talking to their friends, and it's totally organic, or is there some spin doctor somewhere that does this?
52:20
Guest
You know how they have those test screenings to see the audience reactions and see if they need to make changes to the movies or whatever?
52:26
Adam
Right.
52:26
Guest
Well, I remember hearing the first one went so well that they just didn't want to do anything and they wanted to release it right away and then they kept pushing it back going, well, no, maybe it will hold off and you know. Yeah. And so they would screen it every once in a while or whatever and people would just be talking about it.
52:43
Adam
So it has been ready for a while.
52:46
Oh, it was. They, after the first screening, which went so unbelievably well, they moved it all the way up. Yeah. Supposedly like some of the highest numbers Universal has ever gotten. I mean, that's, you know, that's.
52:58
Adam
It's perfect, too, because it's got the whole Jason Bang and the pie and all that stuff, plenty of stuff for everyone to have fun with. When you see it, it's not nearly as offensive as it may sound. Yeah, no.
53:10
It's fun for the whole family.
53:12
Caller
Yeah, it's just fun.
53:15
Adam
Mary? Marie? Marie.
53:16
Marie.
53:17
Adam
You're 24. Yes. What's going on?
53:20
Caller
Well, I've been back together with my ex-boyfriend for about five months or so. And we had been together about two years ago for about two years. We lived with each other. And, well, pretty much in a nutshell, we have a wonderful sex life, very active. We do a lot of things.
53:40
Drew
What's the question, Marie?
53:41
Caller
Exciting. I'm trying to get him to feel more comfortable when he masturbates in front of me. I was wondering if you guys have any suggestions to tie your men in.
53:50
Drew
Well, Adam, isn't that something you do routinely?
53:53
Adam
Yeah.
53:55
Caller
No, it's not a routine, like, you know, every single time, but, you know, a few times a month maybe. And he just doesn't seem comfortable, you know, regardless of what I try, if I try to, like...
54:06
Adam
Why do you got to be there if he's masturbating, though? I mean, why does he need to masturbate when you're there? Does that turn you on?
54:11
Caller
No, no, no, I'm talking like a mutual masturbation, more as foreplay for sex.
54:16
Adam
Right. But, so, he's not really masturbating. See, to me, masturbating is like with intent to orgasm. Other than that, you're diddling. Do you know what I mean? It's a difference between...
54:30
Caller
Well, it's a different mindset.
54:32
Adam
Yeah, it's like, you know, when you're masturbating, it's like you're planning an assassination. I mean, you're climbing up to the book depository, you're lining up the crosshairs. I mean, you really have intent, as opposed to just like running someone over on the way home when you're drunk.
54:45
Drew
Or just cleaning the gun.
54:46
Adam
Yeah, it's just sort of sitting home and just polishing the barrel a little bit. Right. Right. So, he's sort of touching himself, you're touching yourself, and then you're going to touch each other.
54:59
Caller
Exactly.
54:59
Adam
And before he has his orgasm.
55:02
Caller
Before after, yeah. Obviously, I'd rather before.
55:05
Adam
Before he has his orgasm, right? Yes?
55:08
Caller
Yes. And it's just like, you know, a little something.
55:10
Adam
Why can't people just answer these goddamn questions? So, he's uncomfortable sort of chubbing up in front of you?
55:17
Caller
Yeah, pretty much.
55:19
Adam
All right. Does he have to do that? Why do you have to go through that ritual?
55:23
Caller
Well, he doesn't have to. He's, see, this is the weird thing. And he'll constantly tell me about, like, you know, when we're not together, of, oh, I was thinking about you, and I started touching myself. And he's very graphic that way. But then when it actually comes to, okay, well, you know, show me what you're doing, he just, he'll do it, and I'll see that he's excited by it. But I also see, like, that part of him, like, feels uncomfortable about it. But he'll never tell me that he feels uncomfortable.
55:50
Adam
How do you know he feels uncomfortable?
55:52
Caller
You just kind of look, you know, when you know someone that well, that you just kind of feel that they're not 100% comfortable doing it.
55:57
Adam
Yeah, but listen, whenever someone masturbates, they're going to be mugging a little bit, you know? You never quite know what's going through a man's mind.
56:05
Caller
Well, that's why I'm going up too bad.
56:07
Adam
Look, I look uncomfortable when I masturbate. By yourself. By myself. I've caught myself in the mirror a time or two. I look very uncomfortable.
56:16
Caller
Yeah, but when you're with a woman, why would you feel uncomfortable if the woman's across from you doing the same thing?
56:21
Adam
Listen, I can't whack off with a cat in the room without feeling a little uncomfortable.
56:25
Caller
Now you sound like the guy that you were talking about before.
56:27
Adam
Listen, who's this? The nanny, by the way? My God. All right, listen, Marie, stop doing this. Why don't you just have sex like everyone else? Oh, please.
56:37
Caller
That's exciting. You sound boring.
56:39
Adam
I know, but listen, can't he go masturbate when he's alone and you can masturbate when you're alone?
56:44
Drew
What's up with you, Marie? You can't just have a relationship. You've got to keep up on the ante here.
56:49
Adam
You've got to keep pressing.
56:50
Drew
Yeah. Why can't you just establish a relationship? Yeah.
56:54
Guest
I mean, he's doing it.
56:55
Caller
Well, we've established a relationship. We've lived together before and have been together for a few months now.
57:00
Drew
Eating disorder, Marie? Ever have an eating disorder?
57:04
Caller
An eating disorder?
57:05
Drew
Yeah.
57:06
Caller
No, not at all.
57:07
Adam
Yeah. Take any ballet when you were young?
57:10
Caller
No, actually, I can't dance too well.
57:13
Adam
Piano lessons?
57:14
Guest
What are you going for?
57:16
Drew
Where are you guys going? We're trying to figure out why she has this trouble thing.
57:19
Guest
Well, I understand your questions with ballet.
57:21
Drew
Well, it's the same class.
57:22
Adam
Eating disorder.
57:23
Caller
Well, just the same way that he asked me to try different things, I like to ask him to try different things.
57:28
Guest
But you said he does do it. You just think he looks uncomfortable.
57:32
Caller
Right. I was just wondering if there was other things maybe that I could do to make him feel a little...
57:37
Adam
Get the hell out of the room. That doesn't make him more comfortable.
57:40
Guest
I think you probably have to ask him.
57:42
Caller
All right.
57:43
Adam
All right, listen.
57:43
Caller
You have to be a little bit more open on your sexual attitude, especially someone from younger people.
57:49
Adam
Listen. Listen to me. Listen to me, you screwball. Here's what you're saying. He says he's not uncomfortable when he's masturbating in front of me, but I know he's uncomfortable. All right. First off, that doesn't really mean anything because how do you know he's uncomfortable if he says he's comfortable? And what is he doing? Is he sweating profusely from the brow and biting his nails while he's masturbating?
58:11
Drew
And number two, we get the real sense that you have difficulty with real intimacy. Genuine intimacy, and your relationships are about creating more excitement and more chaos and more up in the anti's all over the place as opposed to the real mutuality that's necessary for two people to be intimate.
58:29
Caller
Why? Because I'm calling up asking about a certain part of our sexual life?
58:34
Drew
No, Marie, it's the general affect with which you're delivering this stuff.
58:40
Caller
Well, I wasn't aware of-
58:41
Drew
I know you're not aware of it. Listen, we're not meant to argue. We're just giving you our impression of this.
58:46
Adam
All right. So, Marie, I'm not sure what your question is. How do you make him more comfortable when he's master bang? I don't know.
58:51
Caller
According to you guys, I don't, and I should just put that away in a little box somewhere and keep it hidden.
58:57
Guest
No, you should ask him if you think he's uncomfortable.
58:59
Adam
He says he's not uncomfortable though.
59:02
Caller
I don't know what makes me uncomfortable. He'll ask me to do it, and I guess I figure if he asks me to do it, then he should feel comfortable doing it as well.
59:08
Adam
He'll ask you to masturbate?
59:10
Caller
Right.
59:11
Adam
All right, so do you do that?
59:14
Drew
That's what you need to do to make him comfortable.
59:15
Guest
Sure.
59:16
Adam
All right.
59:16
Guest
But he does it.
59:18
Caller
All right, have a great night.
59:19
Adam
Listen, good night. We know from doing the show, Marie is a screwball.
59:23
Drew
Yeah.
59:23
Adam
Yeah, I don't even know what her question is.
59:25
Guest
But she's saying he does it. She just didn't like his expression.
59:28
Drew
No, people like Marie, we were going to get, we were both going for very intrusive parents.
59:34
Adam
Really?
59:35
Drew
Well, you were going for that, the ballet and the palisades.
59:37
Adam
I was just following your lead. I don't know what's up with her, but I know it ain't. See, here's the deal. Here's what I figured out from this show, and it is one of the reasons I want to kill myself. I have a whole long list about strippers all being molested and all that stuff. I got a whole long, it's in my basement. You guys will find it later. But we know there's no women like Marie. They're just art. I mean, there's women that are horny and there's women that are sexy. And there's women that are amorous. And there's nothing wrong with that. It doesn't mean something's wrong with you. But I could tell from Marie's voice and Drew could tell from Marie's voice that this had nothing to do with sex. And that's the thing. Marie's thing is, hey, why are you two old guys so uptight? I just want to have a little fun with my boyfriend and you're cramping on my parade. Why do you got to be so uptight? Our thing is, is that if it has to do purely with sex, have at it. Put a broomstick in your ass, enjoy yourself, do whatever you like. I'm an atheist, I whack off once a day, I'm not casting any judgment on anybody else. But this has nothing to do with sex. This has to do with like control and feelings and, you know, they broke up and then moved back in together. She wants to know, he's masturbating, he says he's fine, but I know he's not, you know. That has nothing to do with sex. She thinks it has everything to do with sex, it really has nothing to do with sex. That's right. Justin.
1:01:02
Caller
Um, hi.
1:01:04
Adam
Hi, you're 14.
1:01:05
Caller
Yeah.
1:01:06
Adam
What's going on?
1:01:07
Caller
I caught my mom masturbating.
1:01:10
Adam
Oh, we got a real theme night going. Did, was she comfortable?
1:01:15
Caller
I don't know, she didn't notice me. I heard her and I kind of just looked through the crack and I saw her and I just kind of ran away.
1:01:25
Guest
I found my mom's vibrator once and it freaked me out.
1:01:29
Caller
Really?
1:01:29
Drew
How old were you?
1:01:29
Guest
I was like 14, probably. It just freaked me out.
1:01:33
Drew
All right, so talk to Justin.
1:01:34
Guest
It was the first time I had ever seen anything like that and I was just like, what's this? My friend's like, oh.
1:01:39
Adam
That's excellent.
1:01:40
Guest
It was disgusting.
1:01:42
Adam
Ma, all the bristles fell off the electric toothbrush.
1:01:45
Guest
Oh my God.
1:01:45
Adam
Why are you hiding in your shoe box?
1:01:48
Guest
Oh, it was, yeah, but she wasn't even home and it was quite disturbing.
1:01:54
Drew
So how did you deal with it?
1:01:55
Guest
I just ran out of the room screaming. I was like, oh.
1:01:59
Caller
But you must have had feelings for a while afterwards.
1:02:01
Guest
What?
1:02:01
Drew
You must have had feelings for a while afterwards. How did you deal with them?
1:02:04
Guest
I was just like, oh.
1:02:06
Adam
Well, she was 14.
1:02:06
Guest
Yeah, I mean.
1:02:07
Drew
I was just asking. We got to help Justin here.
1:02:08
Guest
I didn't really, you know.
1:02:10
Adam
Oh, Justin's 14 too.
1:02:10
Drew
He's decided to go into acting at that moment.
1:02:12
Adam
All right, well, hold on a second. What is worse, finding the vibrator or hearing the air?
1:02:18
Guest
Hearing a mother.
1:02:19
Adam
Yeah.
1:02:20
Guest
If my mom was there, yeah, that would have been horrible. So I really don't know how to deal with that. It's different because he's a boy.
1:02:31
Adam
Yeah, there is a little difference.
1:02:33
Guest
That's his mother.
1:02:33
Adam
Hey, but Justin?
1:02:35
Caller
Yeah.
1:02:36
Adam
You're 14, right?
1:02:38
Caller
Yeah.
1:02:39
Adam
You're not a kid anymore. 14.
1:02:41
Guest
Yeah, you are. Well, I mean.
1:02:43
Adam
It's not that. Listen.
1:02:46
Guest
I had never seen a vibrator before.
1:02:48
Adam
Don't get me wrong. It's not something I'd want to see every weekend, but it's not going to stunt your growth.
1:02:54
Drew
You're not six. You'll get past six months. But it would bother you, of course. Unfortunately, you have nowhere to go with this kind of thing.
1:03:03
Adam
Here's what I'm saying, though.
1:03:03
Guest
I mean, bottom line, how do you feel about it? Just weird.
1:03:06
Drew
Justin? Yeah? Answer what Alison was asking.
1:03:11
Guest
I mean, what do you feel right now?
1:03:13
Caller
I'm scared looking at her because I can't always think about it.
1:03:18
Adam
What? Is your dad gone?
1:03:21
Caller
No.
1:03:21
Caller
It's like a normal family.
1:03:23
Adam
So your folks aren't divorced or anything?
1:03:25
Caller
No.
1:03:28
Adam
Your mom was in her bedroom?
1:03:29
Caller
Yeah.
1:03:31
Adam
She didn't shut the door?
1:03:33
Caller
It was open a little bit.
1:03:36
Adam
I'm going to give my, you got to put a lock on your bedroom door speech and not a padlock.
1:03:40
Drew
Or what do you call it?
1:03:41
Adam
Storage locker.
1:03:42
Drew
What do you call it? Barrel bolt.
1:03:44
Adam
Alright, Justin?
1:03:45
Drew
Yeah.
1:03:46
Adam
Here's the thing. This is, and I know you guys don't like my brand of tough love slash psychology, but this issue will be as big as you make it. It really is. You could freak yourself out about it. You could see her masturbating every time you see her. You could really do some serious ass to your psyche thinking about it. Or you could realize everyone does this. It's too bad you had to run into it, but your mom's not the only mom that's ever done this. You just happened, your timing was a little bit off, and just get on with your life.
1:04:18
Drew
He needs to be able to talk to somebody about this, though. I don't mean professionally. This is all in his head right now.
1:04:25
Adam
What are you, in the 9th grade?
1:04:26
Drew
Yeah, he had visuals.
1:04:27
What do you mean, like, talk to who?
1:04:28
Drew
You're friends with somebody. You're going into the 10th. I know friends are going to be...
1:04:32
A friend, a 14-year-old friend is not going to respond well to that kind of...
1:04:37
Drew
No, I understand.
1:04:37
Adam
He's going to buy billboard space out.
1:04:40
Drew
No, I understand. But the point is, that adds to his isolation with these feelings.
1:04:44
Adam
Hold on a second.
1:04:45
Guest
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
1:04:47
Caller
Yeah.
1:04:47
Drew
Older?
1:04:48
Adam
Older?
1:04:49
Caller
Younger.
1:04:50
Guest
Don't talk to them.
1:04:51
Adam
Keep them out of the loop. I'll tell you, whatever you want for Christmas next year is yours, by the way.
1:04:56
Drew
Well, she doesn't know he's son.
1:04:58
Adam
She's going to find out. There's a series of anonymous letters. What are you going into? The 10th grade?
1:05:04
Caller
9th.
1:05:04
Adam
You're going into the 9th grade. Okay, so you understand. You don't masturbate yourself.
1:05:10
Caller
No.
1:05:10
Adam
This is all going to come very clearly into focus in about another 8 months, though. Believe me. Justin?
1:05:16
Guest
Yeah, I mean, it's not as weird as you think it is.
1:05:19
Adam
Well, here's the thing that I've figured out from this show, too. There's 14, there's 14, and there's 14. We talked to 14-year-olds and like, after I gave up smoking and heroin and got my divorce, things fell out for a while.
1:05:33
Guest
You know, I was totally like him, 14. Like, I was oblivious. My friend who I ran out of the room with, her parents were married and everything, and they showered together every day. And I just, when I found that out, I was shocked. Like, together? What do you mean? I don't understand.
1:05:52
Adam
It's amazing. By the time everyone gets 16, 17, 18, everyone gets on the same page. But there's this weird thing about 12, 13, 14, it's usually like 13, 14, 15, that there's 14-year-olds that act like they're Vietnam vets on this show that we'll talk to. Seen it all, not fazed by anything, smoking pot chronically, listening to rap music. I mean, whacking off on the Internet, just planning their next pipe bomb. Then there's 14-year-olds like who we just talked to was like, I mean, very naive, very sheltered sounding. But here's what I'm saying. That'll pass. 15. Let's not freak them out. 14, he's a teenager, he's fine, this is what goes on. Don't freak yourself out and move on. You don't need therapy, you don't have to talk to your counselor about it. You should not be that freaked out by this. You should get over it. I know that's not our job, but I'm telling them just get over it and move on. It's not that big a deal. Okay. And you know what, by the way? I think when you downplay things, it makes people more apt to get over them anyway. You know what I mean?
1:07:06
Caller
Yeah.
1:07:07
Adam
Okay. Erin?
1:07:09
Caller
Yeah?
1:07:10
Adam
You're 19.
1:07:11
Caller
Hi, Adam.
1:07:12
Adam
Hey.
1:07:12
Caller
Hey, Jason and Alison. Yes.
1:07:15
Hello.
1:07:16
Caller
Hi. I saw a sneak preview of American Pie.
1:07:19
Oh, yeah?
1:07:20
Caller
I loved it.
1:07:21
Great. Thank you.
1:07:22
Caller
Thank you.
1:07:22
Caller
I thought it was great.
1:07:24
Caller
I just, it was wonderful.
1:07:25
Caller
Yay. Thanks.
1:07:27
Adam
What was your favorite part?
1:07:29
Caller
My favorite part was What's My Name, Bitch?
1:07:33
Yeah, I agree. That's one of my favorites too.
1:07:36
Caller
Yeah.
1:07:36
Adam
Yeah. That was Alison's life.
1:07:39
Caller
And also Stifler drinking the beer in the beginning.
1:07:41
Oh, yeah.
1:07:41
Caller
Oh, yeah.
1:07:42
Caller
Oh, yeah.
1:07:43
Caller
Yep. Cool.
1:07:44
Well, great. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
1:07:46
Guest
Thank you.
1:07:47
Adam
Did you pay for this or did you go for free?
1:07:50
Caller
No, I paid for it.
1:07:51
Adam
OK, good.
1:07:51
Guest
Thank you even more.
1:07:52
Thank you even more. Are you going to pay again?
1:07:55
Caller
I just might.
1:07:56
Guest
Yay.
1:07:56
Adam
Yay.
1:07:57
Caller
All right.
1:07:57
Guest
Thank you.
1:07:58
Adam
You know, the other thing that's good too, I just saw about this, somewhere in life, that whole see a movie twice thing becomes an impossibility. Like, an absurd, some kind of privilege.
1:08:10
Drew
My kids have seen Tarzan three times.
1:08:12
Adam
That's my point. That's my point. When you do a movie, and I'm not calling this a kids movie, but when you do a movie where younger folks can go see, kind of folks who like have the summer off kind of thing, got a little time to kill, they'll go see a movie three, four times. You're not going to see, 35 year old people don't see a movie three, four times. Drew, you're lucky for you. Drew, have you seen The Shining yet?
1:08:35
Drew
No.
1:08:35
Adam
All right.
1:08:36
Drew
I have to catch it up to do.
1:08:37
Adam
That's right. There's a movie called Wings.
1:08:40
Guest
I have a 33 year old friend who's already seen South Park three times.
1:08:43
Adam
Really? 33?
1:08:45
Guest
Yes.
1:08:45
Adam
He's a mental patient. Wings won, it was the first movie to win the best picture in like 1929, you and me. Oh, please. Geez, I can't even make an intellectual joke in front of this guy. It's a mess.
1:08:56
Drew
I was thinking 85 to 95 where I was absent. You could say insert whatever name you want there.
1:09:02
Adam
Wings won the first.
1:09:03
Drew
I know, I understand. No, I wasn't thinking in that, you know, sad.
1:09:06
Adam
I know, that's why I gave the title. All right, let's not bicker. Let's not bicker. Alison Hannigan and Jason Biggs are both here from American Pie. Yes, I saw premiere of South Park 2. We'll be back after this. Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is a board certified decision to admit that his phone number is 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Kid Rock is our guest tonight. Devil Without A Cause is the name of the CD. We'll go back to the phones. Mary?
1:10:02
Caller
Yeah.
1:10:03
Adam
You're 13.
1:10:04
Caller
Yeah.
1:10:05
Adam
Your boyfriend is pressuring you to have sex?
1:10:09
Caller
Yeah.
1:10:09
Adam
How old is he?
1:10:11
Caller
He is 18. Wow.
1:10:13
Adam
Perfectly natural.
1:10:15
Caller
What's his name?
1:10:17
Adam
18 years old?
1:10:19
Caller
Yeah.
1:10:20
Adam
What grade are you in?
1:10:22
Caller
Me?
1:10:22
Caller
Eighth.
1:10:23
Adam
Eighth grade.
1:10:24
Drew
Do you love him? He's out of high school.
1:10:27
Adam
Is he out of high school?
1:10:31
Caller
No. He's in 12th grade.
1:10:33
Adam
He's in 12th grade?
1:10:34
Caller
Yeah.
1:10:35
Adam
All right. How long have you been going out with him?
1:10:41
Caller
About two months.
1:10:43
Drew
How did you meet him?
1:10:45
Caller
How did I meet him? Through friends.
1:10:46
Drew
Through friends.
1:10:47
Caller
How did I know that?
1:10:48
Adam
Yeah. Do you hang out with older kids?
1:10:52
Caller
Well, some of my friends are my age, and they hang out with people older than them, and then I met them.
1:10:59
Drew
What do you do when you hang out with 18-year-olds?
1:11:02
Caller
Huh?
1:11:04
Drew
What do you do with 18-year-olds? What do you do when you hang out?
1:11:06
Guest
Do you drink alcohol?
1:11:08
Caller
No.
1:11:09
Drew
Do you smoke pot with them?
1:11:10
Caller
Does your boyfriend?
1:11:11
Caller
Yeah.
1:11:12
Drew
Do you smoke pot with them?
1:11:13
Caller
No.
1:11:14
Drew
What do you do when you hang out with 18-year-olds?
1:11:17
Caller
Just get out of the movies and hang around.
1:11:21
Adam
Just kick it. Chill. I don't know what's up with these 18-year-olds, but when I was a senior in high school, I didn't want to hang out with juniors. You know what I mean?
1:11:29
Guest
With status to get an older girl.
1:11:31
Adam
Yeah, much less hang out with an eighth grader. I mean, that's kind of pathetic. You don't think it's pathetic because you're the one he shouldn't be hanging around with.
1:11:41
Drew
But you also can't judge how disturbed this guy is. An 18-year-old that is hanging with a 13-year-old has got something wrong. Yeah. You're not in a position to judge that.
1:11:51
Adam
Unless he's in a rock band.
1:11:53
Drew
Let's put it this way, Mary. If you were-
1:11:55
Adam
Then it's okay.
1:11:56
Drew
If, let's say, some of you are 13-year-old male friends.
1:12:00
Caller
Yeah.
1:12:00
Drew
What if one of them decided suddenly they wanted to go out with a seven-year-old? Would you think there's something wrong with him?
1:12:06
Caller
Yeah.
1:12:06
Drew
It's the same deal, Mary.
1:12:08
Adam
Well, it's not quite as weird.
1:12:09
Drew
It's the same deal.
1:12:10
Adam
No, it is not the same deal, you idiot.
1:12:13
Drew
I got no idea.
1:12:13
Adam
Because it's not the same deal. Hold on, kid.
1:12:16
Drew
Settle down.
1:12:17
Adam
Settle down, kid. It's not the same deal because it's not like an 18-year-old and a 25-year-old. It's as bad as an 18-year-old or an 18-year-old and a 23-year-old, smartass.
1:12:29
Drew
I'm saying that it is for her. All right, then let's put it this way. It would not be the same as a 13-year-old and a 10-year-old.
1:12:37
Adam
I got a 13, 10 and a half.
1:12:39
Drew
Okay. All right, so maybe a 13 and somebody in fifth grade.
1:12:42
Adam
Right.
1:12:42
Drew
Wouldn't you think that was kind of weird? Yeah. It's the same deal. That's the same deal.
1:12:46
Caller
I'll bump anything that moves, but not under 18.
1:12:49
Drew
Right.
1:12:50
Guest
I mean, even I got some morals there.
1:12:52
Drew
And the 10-year-old will probably think, oh, it's cool. I'm dating an eighth grader, right?
1:12:55
Caller
Yeah, probably.
1:12:57
Drew
Okay. It's the same situation.
1:12:58
Adam
All right. So Mary, why don't you just end this? You're in over your head. And believe me, we talked to people like you all the time six months from now and they got raped. That's what happens. Well, they got the guy. What kind of car does he drive?
1:13:15
Caller
Camaro.
1:13:15
Drew
Starts with an L.
1:13:16
Adam
What kind of car does he drive?
1:13:18
Caller
He doesn't drive a car.
1:13:19
Adam
Okay, that's good, because he'd be driving the rape mobile if he did have a car.
1:13:24
Caller
What kind of shoes does he wear?
1:13:25
Caller
Huh?
1:13:27
Caller
Let's find out what this kid looks like.
1:13:29
Adam
I'm done with Mary. He's got his hat back. Mary's first answer is, huh?
1:13:34
Caller
Huh?
1:13:34
Drew
But Mary's been through a lot to get herself into this place.
1:13:37
Adam
Stay away from him, Mary.
1:13:39
Caller
That's way deeper than that is.
1:13:41
Adam
Mary, you got your virginity. And believe me, you're going to have it for another 10 minutes. I can hear it in your voice. Hang on to it. Cherish it. Hang on to it with both hands. I want you to walk with both hands cupped over your crotch for the next five years and stay away from this guy.
1:13:58
Drew
We have yet to talk to a fortune-roll who is happy with her decision to have sex at that age. Every fortune-roll that gives up their virginity at 14 is miserably disappointed.
1:14:07
Adam
She's 13.
1:14:08
Drew
I understand.
1:14:09
Adam
Right. Okay. But what do you think the chance is she's going to keep it for another three, four years?
1:14:14
Drew
I'm suspicious that there may already be a problem. How is Jimmy doing, by the way?
1:14:18
Adam
He's doing good, working a lot.
1:14:20
Drew
What did he call me about yesterday?
1:14:22
Adam
Oh, he thinks he has an ulcer.
1:14:24
Drew
Oh, right, right, right.
1:14:25
Adam
Right.
1:14:26
Drew
He does.
1:14:27
Adam
How do you know?
1:14:28
Drew
Let's see. He got a good story for it.
1:14:29
Adam
I told him to take some of that, is it Tagament?
1:14:33
Drew
Pepsid.
1:14:33
Adam
Pepsid.
1:14:34
Drew
He's supposed to take two twice a day.
1:14:35
Adam
That's what you take?
1:14:36
Drew
That's what he's taking. You can talk about like dildos and stuff on the show, right?
1:14:38
Adam
He can also do Xantech. Oh, yeah.
1:14:40
Drew
He can take Xantech three times a day.
1:14:41
Caller
Can I tell him a joke?
1:14:41
Adam
Yeah, tell your dildo joke. All right, cool.
1:14:43
Caller
So there's this girl. She's like 35 years old, a little overweight.
1:14:46
Caller
She lives at home still.
1:14:47
Caller
She's in the bathroom.
1:14:48
Guest
Her mom's cooking dinner. Her mom walks over to the bathroom.
1:14:52
Caller
She looks in.
1:14:54
Guest
So my god, you know, she's got the dildo up in her daughter. She's like, what are you doing? She's like, Mom, I'm 35, never been married. I don't have a boyfriend.
1:15:01
Caller
She's like, this is my husband.
1:15:03
Caller
You know, she's like, OK, fine.
1:15:05
Guest
Next night, her mom's cooking dinner.
1:15:06
Caller
Here's the same noise.
1:15:08
Guest
Hear that?
1:15:09
Caller
Yeah.
1:15:10
Caller
All of a sudden, he goes into the bathroom.
1:15:11
Guest
She looks in her husband's sitting on the toilet. He's got this thing up his, what would you say, rectum or something? Sure.
1:15:16
Caller
He's sitting on the toilet, he's drinking a beer.
1:15:18
Caller
He's like, hi.
1:15:19
Caller
She freaks out.
1:15:19
Guest
She's like, what are you doing?
1:15:21
Caller
He's like, what do you think I'm doing?
1:15:22
Caller
I'm having a beer with your son-in-law.
1:15:27
Adam
Thank you.
1:15:28
Guest
I'll be here all night.
1:15:29
Adam
I love good vibrator comedy. Jason.
1:15:31
Caller
Yeah.
1:15:32
Adam
You're 23.
1:15:33
Caller
Yeah.
1:15:34
Adam
What's going on?
1:15:36
Caller
Well, first I want to say hi to Kid Rock. How's it going? It's going pretty good. Good. Good. I was thinking, you know, you guys always go into Adam's, you know, masturbation all the time. And you never really get into what causes it. And I was always listening because I go into that and I probably do it as much, if not as more.
1:15:55
Drew
Than Adam does.
1:15:57
Caller
Yeah. Adam.
1:15:57
Drew
Well, first of all, how am I going to get into what Adam's motivation is? He won't even talk to his damn therapist about it. He's a therapist once or twice a week and he will not talk to his therapist about his sexual behaviors. I mean, that is bizarre.
1:16:09
Adam
I whack off when I get home from work. Okay.
1:16:12
Drew
Then talk to... What else? I mean, you should be talking about this.
1:16:14
Adam
Why do I need to talk to my therapist about masturbating once a day?
1:16:19
Guest
I think it's healthy.
1:16:20
Drew
I'm not saying it's not, but somebody wants to figure out why and...
1:16:24
Adam
Listen, you know my theory. If I start talking about it, I'm going to begin masturbating right there in the therapist's office.
1:16:31
Drew
That may be perceived as a problem.
1:16:34
Adam
That's why I'm not going to talk about it.
1:16:35
Drew
That's my point.
1:16:37
Caller
I'd like to talk about it.
1:16:38
Guest
I usually masturbate right on my therapist.
1:16:40
Adam
Really? That's not a therapist.
1:16:42
Caller
That's payment right there.
1:16:43
Adam
Is it an Asian woman?
1:16:43
Caller
Paid in full. How'd you like that?
1:16:46
Caller
See that? No problem.
1:16:47
Caller
I'll see you next week. Oh, yeah.
1:16:49
Drew
But Jason, there are a lot of reasons people do this. That varies all the way from some very deep-seated, aggressive tendencies to just the biology. I'm just suspecting. Some people, that's their biology. And some people do it as a way of managing certain kinds of feelings that are unpleasant.
1:17:09
Guest
Sometimes it's just quicker.
1:17:11
Caller
Well, mine leads to certain other thoughts that, like you guys say, it's okay to have thoughts but don't act on them.
1:17:17
Drew
What are your other thoughts?
1:17:18
Caller
Well, it's like... Why do you get freaky? I'm really into a lot of bondage and stuff.
1:17:23
Adam
Yeah. How many times do you masturbate a day?
1:17:27
Caller
Oh, at least once, most of the time, twice.
1:17:29
Adam
That's not that much. No.
1:17:30
Caller
Once in the morning, once at night. And I thought, you know, to me, that's... I mean, then when a girl comes around, she's already all mean. Sorry, I can't say that.
1:17:36
Caller
Well, you should be able to go all night then.
1:17:39
Caller
Well, no, I mean, that's cool. But it's like I'm not interested because I already did.
1:17:42
Adam
What are your bondage fantasies?
1:17:44
Drew
Well, I have one of them. So masturbation prevents you from being intimate, right? You do it so much that you're sort of worn out and can't. You think so, Luke? That's what he's telling me.
1:17:52
Guest
Sometimes I do it just so I can go longer, though.
1:17:54
Drew
I understand. But that's healthy. He says that he can't muster anything because he's not interested anymore.
1:18:02
Caller
Well, Kez already did it.
1:18:03
Drew
He's so burnt out. That's his thing.
1:18:05
Adam
Yeah, but listen. A 23-year-old guy who spanks it once or twice a day still has plenty of wind left in his sexual sail to get laid. 23-year-olds are horny. Jason's having some bondage fantasies. Jason's a little screwed up.
1:18:20
Drew
Were you physically abused, Jason, at one time?
1:18:22
Caller
Actually, no. I mean, not that I remember, anyway.
1:18:25
Drew
Nobody ever smacked you at all?
1:18:28
Caller
Well, yeah, I might have smacked my head at least, I guess, kind of smacked me on a little lightly though. Not really a major abuse, but a lot of them were the verbal abuse when I was younger.
1:18:36
Drew
So that kind of being the victim of that sort of aggression and those sorts of inappropriate behaviors can result in this kind of thing. Yeah. You might check out the SA big book, Sex Addicts Anonymous. They have a white book, a book with a white cover that really gets into some of the stuff that Jason's into.
1:18:56
Adam
Do they have that on cassette?
1:18:58
Drew
I'm going to look into it for you.
1:18:59
Adam
See about that.
1:18:59
Drew
I'm getting an award from the National Council on Sexual Compulsive and Addiction. I'm going to St. Louis on Friday. I'll tell you this.
1:19:05
Adam
No.
1:19:05
Drew
For what? There's actually a very substantial organization called the National Council on Sexual.
1:19:11
Adam
He's getting the bronze belly rag.
1:19:13
Drew
NCSC and Addiction, the National Council on Sexual Compulsive and Addiction.
1:19:16
Adam
It's a coveted award that's given out every year.
1:19:18
Drew
And it's a really quality group of health professionals.
1:19:23
Adam
Let me just take a moment to yell at all the folks.
1:19:25
Drew
And I will give you some homage for helping provide the vehicle.
1:19:30
Adam
Don't steal my thunder, Drew. Listen to me, all you troublemakers out there that want to give Drew awards left and right. He's constantly leaving town because he's the recipient of some sort of prestigious award. Meanwhile, I'm left here holding the bag, crying, picking up the pieces, trying to go on. Listen, you idiots, if it wasn't for me, no one would listen to Drew. Do you realize that? I got an award for you right here. You'd have one person in their 60s listening to this show in prison. Do you understand me, Drew? Why don't these people give me an award?
1:20:02
Drew
There it is.
1:20:03
Caller
I'm the vehicle.
1:20:04
Drew
I know. Right there. Thank you. I will happily acknowledge that.
1:20:07
Adam
All right.
1:20:08
Drew
As I accept my award.
1:20:09
Adam
Okay. Bring it back. We'll melt it down.
1:20:11
Drew
Fight it up.
1:20:12
Adam
What is it? Do you know what it is?
1:20:14
Drew
I imagine it's the certificate or something. But I don't know.
1:20:17
Caller
How many awards have you got now?
1:20:18
Caller
You should get like a bronzed...
1:20:22
Drew
I have gotten that many awards. I mean, I got the shine award with you.
1:20:26
Adam
It seems like you're traveling around picking up a lot of awards.
1:20:29
Drew
No, I'm doing a lot. No, no, no. I'm moderating a lot of panels. I do that kind of thing a lot.
1:20:34
Adam
All right. We're going to take a break. Who are we going to talk to when we come back, Drew? Manic Depression.
1:20:41
Caller
I do that.
1:20:42
Adam
Five-year-old son's friend plays a game where they play with themselves.
1:20:46
Guest
That's natural.
1:20:47
Adam
All right. Drew, you don't have to poke a hole in the screen. You can just point at it. Derek, who was 25, caught a boyfriend in their... What? Is that bed with another guy? Hold on a second. Oh. Derek? Derek?
1:21:01
Caller
Yes.
1:21:02
Adam
Are you gay?
1:21:04
Caller
Yeah, I am.
1:21:05
Adam
And you... I'm not flamboyant.
1:21:09
Guest
You don't sound like it.
1:21:10
Adam
Is your behind-man still intact?
1:21:12
Caller
Do I?
1:21:13
Adam
The behind-man.
1:21:14
Caller
The behind-man.
1:21:15
Adam
The behind-man. Is that still intact? Uh, yeah. It is? Yes, it is. Okay. I just want to know. And you caught your boyfriend screwing around with another guy.
1:21:25
Caller
Yeah, I did.
1:21:25
Adam
Okay, hold on. Hold on.
1:21:28
Caller
Slow down.
1:21:29
Caller
Slow.
1:21:30
Adam
Get the feathers in a bunch.
1:21:31
Guest
Stop now.
1:21:32
Adam
Hold it now. Please, kid.
1:21:34
Caller
I'm just serious.
1:21:36
Adam
This is a big part of our audience. I'm not here to judge.
1:21:38
Caller
I'm not judging.
1:21:40
Adam
Hold on now. We got to take a break. All right. We'll get into Derek with Kid Rock and whatever he's doing after this.
1:21:49
Caller
Loveline, be right back in a minute.
1:22:20
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Anderson. Please turn that junk down. Thank you. I don't know what you're on tonight. Pat O'Brien, Access Hollywood, NBC, 730, or thereabouts. It varies from zone to zone. And sportspage.com.
1:22:44
Caller
I'd like to come into this room.
1:22:46
Adam
It's tough. I'm used to stoned rock bands who won't... You can call them by a different name and they just sit there. Jenny?
1:22:55
Caller
Hi.
1:22:56
Adam
You're 27. What's up?
1:22:58
Caller
Hey. Well, I kind of need your guys' opinion. I just found out recently that I have endometriosis. And so I've been going through a lot of pain. I've been dating the same guy for the last six months or so. He's older than me. And so we've been having a really good sex life. We only see each other on the weekends and we have a great sex life. But recently, because I've been in so much pain, he's really kind of backed off sexually.
1:23:35
Drew
How old is he?
1:23:36
Caller
He's 46.
1:23:37
Caller
Well, what is this endometriosis?
1:23:40
Drew
It's actually what we call inspeciated endometrium.
1:23:43
Caller
Oh, okay.
1:23:44
Drew
It's the lining of the uterus, the stuff that comes out during the period, goes back up into the abdomen and forms little areas of tissue that actually sort of menstruate and they irritate the hell out of the lining of the pelvis.
1:23:56
Caller
Yeah, it's not like the funnest thing I've ever done.
1:23:59
Adam
So, but it's all taken care of, right?
1:24:01
Caller
Well, no. Well, I just had surgery on it yesterday, so I'm feeling better in comparison to how I had been feeling, but through the whole...
1:24:11
Adam
But it's all taken care of, right?
1:24:13
Drew
It's a chronic thing. It's better.
1:24:14
Adam
You have to keep working on it?
1:24:15
Drew
Yeah, you have to keep working on it. And at her age, it begins to be a fertility issue, too.
1:24:19
Caller
Well, you've got to use tampoons, too. You've got to have those, you know, if you don't have that.
1:24:24
Drew
What are you talking about?
1:24:25
Caller
What?
1:24:25
Caller
That's Jimmy's voice by the way.
1:24:26
Drew
What the hell was that?
1:24:27
Caller
I know a lot about women's health.
1:24:28
Caller
Can you medicate this?
1:24:30
Caller
I don't even know why the period happens until you just explained it.
1:24:34
Adam
It's God punishing the gals. Jenny, punishing us. Jenny. All right. So your question is?
1:24:41
Caller
My question is, is anyway, he's been backing off the whole sex thing. And over the weekend, I just really I knew that I was going to be having the surgery and that I'd be on pelvic rest. So I really wanted to. I need this physical intimacy with him. I just have this need for it. And he was like, no, I don't want to. And it kind of became a thing. And he finally just said, you know, I'm kind of worried that sometimes I wonder if you're like a sexual addict or something. And I've just really been thinking about it lately. And I guess I'm wondering, like, what is a sexual addict?
1:25:18
Drew
Well, a sex addict is somebody who's an addict in general. Amongst their behaviors is a compulsive preoccupation with sexuality. And it usually replaces the pharmacologic addiction. And it's progressive. Things get worse. The consequences mount with time. Sexual compulsivity, which is a little more common, are people that describe something similar to what you're talking about, where they have to engage in sexual acts. But usually they're acts that they want to stop. They're things that have, again, sort of consequence. They can spend a lot of money. They screw up relationships.
1:25:50
Caller
Well, she has pain.
1:25:51
Drew
But yeah, I understand. It's bordering on it. But there are, and usually those people have been sexually abused in childhood.
1:25:57
Adam
All right. Well, let's start the line of questionings. How many guys you've been with?
1:26:02
Caller
I have to answer that.
1:26:04
Adam
Well, just around to the closest 50, let's say.
1:26:08
Caller
Oh, gosh. No, not even. Maybe like 20 since I was 16.
1:26:13
Adam
Maybe.
1:26:14
Drew
How old are you? 27.
1:26:16
Adam
All right. That's not too compulsive. What's the point there, Adam?
1:26:20
Drew
If it was 100 or 200.
1:26:22
Adam
I just want to know what her past is like. And never raped or abused or molested or any of that good stuff?
1:26:28
Caller
Yeah. My first sexual experience, I was 16, I was raped.
1:26:32
Adam
Who was the guy?
1:26:34
Caller
A neighbor of my parents.
1:26:36
Drew
And nothing ever happened before that? To sort of make you a victim? Or some victimizer sort of seek you out?
1:26:42
Caller
No, no, no. I had a big crush on him. And I had asked him if he would, if I could lose my virginity to him. And he said no. He was going to go away into the Army. And then one night he changed his mind unbeknownst to me and just kind of forced me into it.
1:27:02
Adam
All right. But it could have been worse. He had a big crush on the guy. You'd ask him to take your virginity and then he did. I mean, your timetable may not have been the same.
1:27:12
Caller
Absolutely. It could have been much more horrible.
1:27:14
Drew
But just know that there are a lot more subtle intermediate issues that can add to people's drive toward sexuality. And you have a very intense drive. And it's about the need to feel connected and fuse and intimate in certain ways. And it may not be the healthiest drive, but it's not really in the realm of compulsive.
1:27:30
Adam
John.
1:27:31
Caller
Hi.
1:27:31
Adam
You're 14.
1:27:31
Caller
What's up? I went out with this girl and it was the first time I ever French kissed a little girl. And after we did it, she went off and she told all her friends that I bit her lip and everything. And now I'm going out with a different girl. I haven't French kissed with her yet, and we're going to and everything, but I'm afraid that she's going to go on and tell everybody that I bit her lip or anything like that.
1:28:01
Adam
Did you bite this first girl's lip?
1:28:03
Caller
Well, this is what she said because my friend walked in on her talking to her friends. She said, Oh yeah, John doesn't know how to scam. Yeah, he bit my lip and I was like...
1:28:13
Caller
John, what, in ninth grade?
1:28:14
Caller
What?
1:28:14
Caller
You're in ninth grade?
1:28:15
Caller
Yeah. Should I tell this girl, my new girl?
1:28:18
Caller
You like her cut of the mustache?
1:28:20
Adam
What? But John, wait a minute. Did you bite her lip?
1:28:25
Caller
He doesn't know.
1:28:26
Caller
I didn't feel it. But I don't know. My best friend walked in on her talking about it, saying that he doesn't know how to scam.
1:28:33
Caller
Hey, let me give you some advice. My buddy Clito, who's really an expert in this category, gave me one when I was about that age. That's right. Here's what you do. Here's how you French kiss at the beginning. And probably this holds true as long as you go. But what you do is you keep your tongue back. Let her reach in. Don't go sticking it out. Let her go as far as she wants. And you just meet it wherever it happens to be. That way they don't think that you were sticking your tongue too far down her throat. And you just kind of do what they do.
1:29:09
Adam
I think the biggest problem a lot of guys have in any form of sex, whether it be French kissing or oral sex or intercourse, they overcompensate for their lack of experience and they work too hard.
1:29:22
Caller
Yeah, they try to be too active.
1:29:24
Caller
I don't think this is about the kiss anyway.
1:29:26
Adam
Just lay back, John. Don't worry. And she's not going to say you did anything you didn't do.
1:29:32
Caller
So I shouldn't tell her anything about, like, you know, that I've only done it once.
1:29:37
Caller
Just tell her you're lucky I didn't bite you on the ass and move on.
1:29:40
Adam
That's right.
1:29:40
Caller
Act like you've been there before.
1:29:42
Caller
Right. Listen, if she sticks it out three quarters of the way, you only stick it out one quarter of the way.
1:29:47
Caller
Sticks and stones may break my bones.
1:29:49
Drew
Isn't that interesting? He's only 14. In some ways, he's sound at 7. We've talked to 14-year-olds who sound like 38, you know, to have to finish a tour in Vietnam, right? That's one of the difficult things about that age. There's so many different sort of biological.
1:30:04
Adam
It's really weird because I remember 9th grade, 10th grade, there were guys walking around with beards who were in the 9th grade. And then there were like these little spindly guys whose sack had not dropped yet. They had the big Adam's apple protruding and their voice was cracking and they were hairless. Yeah.
1:30:23
Drew
If you go into the sexual arena at that age, you don't want anybody talking about you. I mean, that's the bottom line.
1:30:27
Adam
Yeah, right.
1:30:28
Caller
And in a negative way, because you're experimenting now and, you know.
1:30:31
Caller
Well, yeah, because it makes them look like they know what they're doing.
1:30:33
Caller
I feel bad for them.
1:30:34
Adam
Leave him alone, you kids.
1:30:35
Caller
Yeah. Well, meanwhile, though, this kid's 14. He's making out with a different girl every week. It's a hell of a lot better than I was doing at that age.
1:30:42
Adam
Better than you were doing at 18, 19, right? Michael or Michelle?
1:30:47
Caller
Yes.
1:30:48
Adam
You're 24. What's up?
1:30:49
Caller
Yes. This is basically a question for Dr. Drew. I was wondering, it seems I don't know if I'm allergic to rubbers.
1:30:56
Caller
I'm not really sure what it is.
1:30:58
Caller
When my partner and I, we were using rubbers all the time, but I've noticed that I get this itching, burning, and the inner course doesn't even feel good anymore.
1:31:09
Drew
Why don't you try other kinds of condoms?
1:31:13
Caller
We went through different kinds.
1:31:16
Drew
Were they all latex?
1:31:18
Caller
We tried the land skin. We tried every one that we've seen at the store, and it seems like that it bothers me, and it feels like I'm going to afterwards, it seems like maybe like a week effort, it feels like I'm going to get like a yeast infection or something, but it never comes to that.
1:31:32
Adam
Okay, but you're probably not allergic to the material that the condom is made out of.
1:31:37
Caller
I don't know what it is.
1:31:38
Drew
That's a common thing.
1:31:40
Adam
Yeah, but if you go through three different kinds, then it's not the material.
1:31:44
Drew
It sounds like a lubrication problem, much to say.
1:31:46
Adam
Yeah. You know, let me tell you the problem with the condom is it can be like a sneaker on a basketball floor. You know what I mean? You can get that cheap, cheap, cheap thing going on. Absolutely. By the way, the Lakers won this. Was there lubrication? Are you lubricated, Michelle?
1:32:03
Caller
Yeah. We will use lubrication and everything. It's just I don't know what it is.
1:32:08
Drew
How long do you guys, are you together?
1:32:10
Caller
We've been together like a hundred years now.
1:32:11
Drew
No, I mean like when you engage in sex, how long is this?
1:32:13
Caller
Maybe like five minutes.
1:32:16
Adam
Five minutes. That's the thing. It's a marathon. Yeah. What's this guy trying to prove? What's he going? Is he going off to the army? What's with this five minutes?
1:32:24
Caller
I only see him. I mean I only see him like usually like once a week.
1:32:27
Adam
All right. I guess so he's got to get his licks in. But still, five minutes. Yeah. That's not a real long time for a lot of lubrication and all that stuff. And this never happened to anyone before him?
1:32:39
Caller
No, this never happened before me.
1:32:41
Adam
And what if you don't use a condom?
1:32:43
Caller
It seems like if we don't use a condom, it's not, I mean it doesn't bother me really at all.
1:32:50
Caller
I think it's probably the condoms that are bothering you.
1:32:53
Adam
Yeah, but she's going with three different varieties. She's going with the latex, she's going with the...
1:32:57
Caller
Yeah, I mean we tried like different ones and it seems like...
1:33:00
Drew
You need maybe a different form of contraception.
1:33:03
Caller
I know, I mean I plan on going in, I mean I still want to use something else but I'm not really sure what else to...
1:33:09
Drew
Well, use the pill, how about that?
1:33:10
Caller
Yeah, we're doing that but I still kind of want to have protection though, I mean...
1:33:14
Drew
Wait, wait, the pill is virtually 100% effective. Yeah, but...
1:33:17
Caller
You want to have protection for what, AIDS?
1:33:19
Caller
Yeah, I mean I want protection from that, I want protection from you know, VD, it doesn't, I mean anything like that. I just don't know what this could be, I mean...
1:33:27
Adam
Don't you, do you trust this guy?
1:33:29
Caller
Yeah, I totally trust him.
1:33:30
Caller
All right, so you use the pill with him and then when you move on, you go back to the condom if it doesn't bother you with other people.
1:33:37
Caller
I mean, could I have like some kind of infection you think?
1:33:40
Drew
Yeah, it's possible.
1:33:41
Caller
It couldn't hurt to take a hose and hose that whole area out.
1:33:43
Guest
Well, it couldn't hurt to get it checked, but it doesn't sound specifically like that.
1:33:48
Adam
Yeah, it's important. But don't blow the leaves in the neighbor's pool. They get pissed off. Yeah, I don't even know what to make of that area. It's just...
1:33:59
Caller
What is going on in there?
1:34:01
Adam
It is not nearly sturdy enough for me.
1:34:04
Drew
We did some TV that Adam advocated putting it up on like a plywood platform.
1:34:09
Adam
No, I did not. I was talking about oral sacks. And here's what I said. You know, guys, a lot of guys claim they love to perform oral sacks on a woman.
1:34:17
Caller
O'Brien's always saying that.
1:34:19
Adam
Yeah.
1:34:19
Caller
Right?
1:34:19
Caller
I think you ought to get quantum physics involved in this.
1:34:22
Adam
They claim they love to do it.
1:34:24
Caller
Quantum condom.
1:34:25
Adam
I claim no guy really loves to do it, but he loves to make his partner feel happy. He loves to give his partner an orgasm. And people were arguing with me. And I said, listen, if you just removed a vagina, mounted it on a scrap of plywood, no guy would be sitting in front of TV licking it.
1:34:43
Caller
Please.
1:34:46
Adam
God knows I've tried. My dad had one for years in the basement. I never went near it. Is that a sweep show you're doing there?
1:34:55
Caller
It's a new game show.
1:34:55
Caller
The good news is there's a variety of condoms.
1:34:59
Adam
You put a hole in the plywood and you're in business, but not just the oral stuff. Right, Drew? All right, we'll take a little break. Jimmy Kimmel and Pat O'Brien are both here, and we'll be back after this.
1:35:13
Caller
The phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191.
1:35:15
Drew
We'll be right back. And that about does it. Tomorrow night, Spike Jonze, the director, did he also write? Anyway, great movie. Being John Malkovich had a great time seeing that film, and they were terrific here, and you're gonna hear from them tomorrow night. Iced Tea makes his triumphant return, and always great to hear from Rob Zombie, amongst others, tomorrow night on Loveline. And for tonight, happy holidays. On behalf of myself, Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla, Mahalo.
1:36:05
Caller
Ha ha, well now.