Episode 1000754887853

0:54 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla.

1:04 Voiceover Dr. Drew, I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:07 Voiceover Loveline.

1:09 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 3108-54-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Then we have an interesting night planned this evening. Can I get the phone number and the fax number out? Yes?

1:30 Drew No.

1:30 Adam Oh. Phone number.

1:32 Drew Definitely not the fax number.

1:34 Adam 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 3108-54-44-55.

1:38 There we go.

1:39 Adam Our guest tonight is Grace Quek. Grace is promoting her documentary, which is currently playing in New York.

1:47 And I'll be out here in LA. When the hell is it going to be out here in LA?

1:53 10th of March.

1:54 There you go. I'll write that down.

1:57 Adam On January 19, 1995, she had sex with 251 men over the course of 10 hours. Doubling the record set by a sex worker in Amsterdam. I like that Amsterdam. They have sex workers. That's an interesting way to put it. I hear a lot about these big gang gang movies. They sort of seem like they came into vogue about five years ago or so. I'm sure they were around before that, but the competition seemed to heat up about four or five years ago. There's always a little discrepancy like, oh, she blew half the guys or it was 80 guys and they went around three times.

2:38 Hell yeah.

2:39 Adam How do you know? I mean, how is it officially documented? Do you have the record of 251 guys?

2:45 Well, it really isn't 251. One of the things you have to understand is that this is all about marketing and trying to sell a video. It really isn't about the sex, it's about the statistics. So a lot of these videos that are out there, even when the numbers go up, they're usually shot within 10-hour period. And put it this way, all the companies are putting all this money to promote this girl in this video. They're not going to let her failure to actually do the projected number of men to actually screw up their investment. So through editing they're always going to make it look as if she did 500, 2000 or whatever. And at some point I really believe that they'll just do it via computer animation.

3:31 Adam Well, just as long as I can masturbate to it. I'm not interested in win-aided indoor-outdoor Olympic status or anything like that. As a matter of fact, I probably wouldn't get through the first two and a half guys myself. But the point is, I have no idea what the answer to that question was. Is 251, was there 251 different men?

3:53 No, there wasn't. There was 80 men.

3:56 Adam Interesting, I said 80.

3:57 Caller Yeah, you really hit the nail.

4:00 Adam 80 men, so to speak, and they all made like three point something laps around you?

4:08 Well, when we're talking about 80 men, we're talking about 80 amateurs, well, maybe 70 amateurs and 10 professionals. So in essence, not a lot of them could perform. I mean, they probably came in with all these fantasies about being a stud.

4:26 Caller This is their big break.

4:27 They're going to become a porn star, but when it really comes down to it, they're here with all these strange men, with the press there, with cameras, and a lot of them, they just lost it.

4:36 Adam Yeah. Well, didn't you have professional fluffers on hand?

4:41 You know, it really is about performance anxiety. I don't think...

4:45 Adam No fluffers?

4:46 There were fluffers.

4:47 Adam All right. Because for me, it just has to be fluffers or donuts. One or the other. I mean, I don't want to have sex with the donuts, but I'm going to wait around and stare at a guy's ass for three and a half hours. I got a sweet tooth. So you had fluffers?

5:03 Yeah, we had a few fluffers.

5:05 Adam What a gig.

5:06 What a gig.

5:09 Oh my God. Who were the fluffers?

5:12 Adam Were they professional porn stars?

5:14 Yeah, they're like little starlets.

5:16 Adam Interesting. All right. So I'm still a little bit confused. I know we're here to promote the documentary, but you did have sex 251 times?

5:27 Well, that's kind of like an academic boot point. I wouldn't say I had sex 251 times.

5:33 Adam Okay. Well, let me ask a better and more probing question. Why the hell does it say you had sex with 250 men over the course of 10 hours if you didn't do that?

5:43 Well, that's how the video is being sold.

5:45 Adam I see.

5:46 Yes.

5:47 All right. Why did they say 2,500?

5:49 Yeah.

5:49 Adam Just make it 30,000 men, a soccer stadium full of guys.

5:53 I think that would probably give the editor who cut the movie together coronary.

5:59 All right.

5:59 Adam So how many men would you say you actually had sex with on that fateful day in January?

6:08 Probably, to be perfectly honest, maybe 50.

6:13 Oh, hell, I've done that.

6:15 Adam So it's Drew. We just had a layover in Cincinnati.

6:19 Of course. We got a nice airport there.

6:21 Adam I had a few Bloody Marys on the plane. I think we had two and a half hours to kill.

6:25 Drew We didn't document it though.

6:27 Adam Well, that's true, but it's all up here.

6:29 I'll tell you that.

6:30 Adam Oh, yes. All right. So not 250 men, but 10 hours?

6:36 10 hours. Well, not even 10 hours, actually. This is like myth-busting time, isn't it? I'm just terrible at this, but I just find it so hard to be able to stick to the party line, tell people lies. Actually, we had breaks for the following things, press conferences, photographs, water, lunch, cigarettes.

6:58 Adam Sure. Now, about 80 guys showed up. They got in the line. When do you start getting naked when you're in the line?

7:09 Oh, no. They're all naked.

7:10 Adam We're all naked in the line. Even if you're at the- By the way, I'm the kind of guy who shows up late to a lot of things, weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals, stuff like it. I might be on time to this one. I wouldn't want to just pull up, not have a place to park and then get in line behind 80 guys staring at you. Seven thousand lineal feet of ass crack for seven and a half hours. While I stood there sort of trying to keep a little leather going down there. A lot of guys had that hand thing, where they had their hand going down there the whole time trying to keep it going. If you're at the end of the line, pardon me, I just want to know if you're at the end of the line, number 80, how long before you got from the end of the line to the beginning of your vagina?

7:56 Caller 80 divided by, well, we had 5 guys each time, so they took like, depending on how well they're doing, we get between like 6 to 10 minutes.

8:08 Adam I see.

8:08 Caller And then we moved them along. It's funny, you should be talking about the guys lining up and waiting because a lot of guys are checking each other out.

8:18 Adam Oh, really?

8:19 Caller Well, not as if they're cruising, but they're like, is his bigger than mine? Yeah, you know, and it's really kind of homoerotic to me at least.

8:27 Adam Yeah, well, I don't know what you could see from your vantage point. Were you getting, was this oral sex involved with this too?

8:36 Caller Yeah, that was all sorts of, you know, we, they do not actually have to engage in penetrative sex to count as one.

8:44 Adam Oh, really? Oral sex would count?

8:47 Caller You know, yes, it counts, but.

8:49 Adam What about a hand job?

8:50 Caller A hand job counts.

8:51 Adam That counts? What? What is this? Who is the governing body? I like to talk to these people. Are they in a Geneva or something? I got to get on this board, Drew. This is all over the place. It needs to be unified. You understand what the laydown some ground rules here. This is all over the place.

9:07 Caller But hey, you're hearing it from me. I bet if you talk to the rest of the girls, they wouldn't give it, they wouldn't actually give you a straight answer.

9:13 Adam No, but to be fair to them, they're high on heroin and coke, so it's not fair to ask them to do that. So you made a documentary out of this?

9:23 Caller No, I didn't actually direct it. I was the subject of the documentary.

9:26 Adam I understand. It's difficult to use that bullhorn when you have a penis in your mouth. But I mean, you were the subject of this documentary. The documentary is not what you'd call a porn movie. It's a documentary, correct? Yeah. It says here there's interviews with your family. That's interesting. And they weren't on site, were they?

9:51 Caller On site?

9:53 Adam Well, what I mean is they weren't at the location.

9:56 Caller No, no, no. We actually flew down to Singapore to talk to them.

10:04 Adam Oh, boy.

10:05 Caller Yeah.

10:06 Adam That sounds like a good move. And did they see any footage?

10:12 Caller What we actually see in the documentary is me coming out to my parents about it.

10:17 Adam I see.

10:17 Caller Yeah, that's right.

10:18 Adam And did your father kill himself?

10:21 Caller No, my father is a stoic.

10:23 Adam Really? Jesus Christ. Seriously. Come on. I mean, there's no way he didn't make some sort of attempt on his life.

10:32 Caller Well, he was upset. I mean, both my parents were upset, but they were more upset about the fact that I didn't tell them.

10:41 Adam Oh, no, they weren't. No, they weren't.

10:44 Caller Well, put it this way.

10:45 Adam No, they weren't. What are you kidding me?

10:47 Caller Well, they were upset about...

10:47 Adam They were upset that you told them. That's what they're upset about, and that you did it.

10:50 Caller It's not that you didn't tell them. No, no, they were waiting for me to tell them. They knew about it. But, you know, it's just... My parents have a very open mind. It was actually 18 years old, and I smoked a joint for first. I shut up.

11:02 Adam Nobody's mind is that open. That is...

11:04 Caller No, well, let me finish my story. Okay. Give me a break right here. It's one of those things where, you know, I would smoke a joint for the first time in my life. I woke up with a screeching headache, and I'm like, Mom, I'm so sorry I smoked a joint last night. And she's like, We'll make some tea. We'll talk. You know, we'll sit down and talk about drugs. So she's cool.

11:25 She's not.

11:26 Caller She's like, I don't care what you do as long as you tell me. And we talk about it.

11:31 Adam I got to confess something here. I have spoken to my mother about smoking a joint before, too.

11:36 What did she say?

11:38 Adam She was cool as well.

11:39 Caller Right.

11:40 Adam But if I had 251 guys nail me in the ass, that may have been a slightly different discussion, you see?

11:47 Caller Right.

11:48 Adam And given the choice between having a conversation with the daughter about smoking a joint at 18 and being the subject of a gangbang film.

11:56 Caller Well, you have to put that in the context of Singaporean culture, then. Oh, no. No.

12:01 Adam I don't know anything about Singapore. I know your parents were horrified. Horrified. That's a universal horror. Do you understand?

12:08 Caller Do you really think that they should think that?

12:09 Adam Yes.

12:11 Caller Why do you think so?

12:12 Adam From the Gobi Desert to the polar ice caps, all parents horrified at that story. Are you kidding me? Please.

12:20 Caller It's human nature.

12:22 Caller I think you're wrong about that.

12:23 Adam Oh, your parents are horrified. If I could get them on the phone right now, you know what they would say? Horrified and they'd hang up. Oh, come on. I'm sure you told them so you'd drive them insane, right? You want to bust their balls a little bit, didn't you?

12:36 Caller Not, not, not in that sort of way.

12:39 Adam Of course. Of course. All right, we'll get into why you wanted to ruin your poor parents' lives and plug the film. But first, we'll get into Sarah, who's 20. Sarah?

12:50 Yeah?

12:51 What's up?

12:53 Well, I was just curious for Dr. Drew, can I get a cold from doing a blowjob?

12:58 Drew Yes, that's obviously body fluid, and body fluid can be replete with lots of good virus. If you take that in, you can get a cold. Sure.

13:05 Adam What about that as opposed to kissing?

13:10 Drew Which is more likely?

13:11 Caller Yeah, which is more.

13:14 Adam Well, people are always talking about saliva, but I guess you don't want to work semen in when you're just having a discussion about covering your mouth.

13:21 Drew Yeah, wash your hands after lunch or before you eat lunch.

13:24 Adam Yeah, unless you're over my ass.

13:25 Drew You can talk about stool, too, and urine if you wish.

13:28 Adam Yeah.

13:29 Drew But I'm just trying to think if there's any evidence. I don't know of any evidence that there's more virus in nasal or mouth secretions.

13:35 Adam And do you have to swallow it or just contact with your mouth and lips?

13:39 Drew Mouth and lips would be enough.

13:40 Adam All right.

13:41 OK, I have another quick question.

13:43 Caller Is there?

13:44 Yeah.

13:45 Adam Blow the hose, blow your nose. I should do a PSA.

13:50 OK. Right now, I'm really obsessed with blow jobs.

13:55 Adam Fantastic.

13:57 That was normal.

13:58 Adam Yeah. Everyone goes through that phase. Drew, what were you 1920 when you went through? Was that in the airport?

14:07 Somebody's at my door. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

14:10 Adam Speaking of horror. What is that about parents killing themselves? Yeah. I walked in.

14:19 I'm on the phone with Adam.

14:22 Adam Don't bring my name up, honey.

14:24 Come on.

14:25 Adam Call me Lou.

14:26 My friend. Mom, don't worry about it. Just go to bed.

14:31 Mom, good night.

14:33 Good night. I think my mom is going to kill me.

14:39 Adam You know, your parents are humiliated. You did the gang bang thing. My parents said, it's this show. This is why they're going to kill themselves.

14:48 Okay. Sorry about that.

14:49 Drew I had four moms.

14:50 Adam Good thing she walked in right in the part when you were explained by being obsessed with blowjobs.

14:55 No. My door was locked.

14:57 Good girl.

14:59 Adam All right.

14:59 Caller Listen.

15:00 Drew Your father McConaughey out there too?

15:02 Adam You're 20. You're obsessed with blowjobs. It's time to leave the house. You understand me?

15:08 Caller Okay.

15:09 Adam You in junior college now?

15:10 Caller Yeah.

15:11 Adam Yeah. I knew it. Let's get out of that house. And don't worry about the blowjobs.

15:15 Drew You're 20.

15:16 Adam You have a guy?

15:17 Drew Yeah.

15:17 Adam You have one guy?

15:18 Drew Know who?

15:19 Adam You have one guy, right?

15:20 Drew One guy, yeah.

15:20 Adam Good. Blow him up like an air mattress every night. I don't care.

15:25 Drew OK?

15:25 OK.

15:26 Adam Just one penis, please. OK?

15:29 OK.

15:30 Adam All right. Grace, how many BJs you figure you gave during the course of the 10 hours?

15:36 Caller Um, it's really hard to tell.

15:40 Adam Yeah, about 30.

15:40 Caller OK, well, what counts as a BJ if he's hard? Does it count?

15:44 Adam Penis in the mouth?

15:47 Caller Well, maybe like, oh, gosh, it's hard to put a number on it, but maybe, well, definitely between 100 to maybe 150.

15:59 Adam 100, 150?

16:00 Caller Yeah, some of the guys, they just came ready to go.

16:03 Adam Really?

16:04 Caller Yeah.

16:04 Adam And did they get to pick the orifice?

16:08 Caller Most of them were not actually aroused enough to be able to do it. Well, you know, do you think you could do it?

16:16 Adam Yeah, I think I can.

16:17 Caller Really?

16:18 Adam Yeah.

16:18 Caller That's what all of them said before they came in.

16:20 Adam I don't know, but my penis isn't attached to me.

16:24 Caller Oh, it's Velcro.

16:26 Adam I just mean, it doesn't matter what my state is, I can achieve an erection.

16:31 Caller Oh, really?

16:32 Adam Now, orgasm, that might be a different story, but the erection part, no problem.

16:37 Caller Oh, really?

16:37 Adam Yes, the orgasm part, I might have a little difficulty with, with the cameras going and your family cheering me on in the background, and you know, press set up and that kind of thing, bunch of guys hanging around, you know, sperm flying, things like that, but the erection, yeah, no problem. Kia?

16:56 How's it going, guys?

16:56 Adam You're 19, what's up?

16:58 Well, basically, this is my question. Oh, first of all, Dr. Drew, congratulations on the website. Oh, great.

17:04 Adam Oh, great.

17:04 And Adam, you're the voice of about a thousand potential suicides, so just keep talking. You're keeping us going.

17:11 Adam I appreciate it. Thanks, I think.

17:13 Anyway, anyway, my question is, during my girlfriend's last checkup, her gyno told her that she would have to stop or change her birth control, like after five years, or else she'd have like some kind of permanent, like damage to that area so that she'd have trouble having kids and stuff. And I was wondering, I kind of feel bad. She brings it up every now and then that it's a big burden on her to take her pill. And then-

17:38 Drew Wait a minute, wait a minute. Her gynecologist told her that?

17:40 Yeah, her gynecologist told her that-

17:42 Drew Are you sure of that?

17:43 I'm positive. She told her that after taking birth control for five years, she needs to either change or come off. She's on orthotriacycline right now. Or she would have trouble having kids after she was off the birth control.

17:55 Adam Does she smoke?

17:57 No, no. As far as I'm concerned, no blood pressure problems, nothing. And it kind of caught me by surprise. And you know, of course, I went to the health center and questioned them on the matter. And they said, you know, that's accurate if our gyno said that. So-

18:13 Drew Wait a minute. You need to talk to that gynecologist, though.

18:16 Do I?

18:16 Drew Yeah.

18:16 Adam It doesn't sound right, does it?

18:18 Drew It doesn't sound right. I know there are people out there that do believe women ought to have a break after five years, but it's not clear to me how long and why they wouldn't just change types of pill. I mean, there's a lot to be questioned here. And then that physician, if they're going to take that position, needs to help you to manage your contraception.

18:35 Adam Kelly.

18:36 Caller Hi.

18:37 Adam You're 17. What's up?

18:38 Caller Hi.

18:38 Caller Well, first of all, I just want to say you guys are awesome.

18:41 Adam Thanks.

18:41 Caller I live in DC. And I was wondering, first of all, before I asked my question, are you guys going to come down to the HFS Bowl this year?

18:47 Caller I know you did one year and a few years before.

18:50 Adam I spoke to Robert Benjamin the other day who's the program director or GM over at WHFS over there about a separate matter. And I talked about coming down there. He always wants me to come down there. And I think I may. I don't know if that includes Drew, but I think I might do this.

19:12 Caller That'd be awesome.

19:13 Adam Yeah.

19:14 Caller I was wondering, is it normal for it to take a few times for a girl's hymen to break? Because I feel like I don't know if it really is still there or not. Like, I don't know what's going on.

19:26 Adam Wow. Can't a woman tell if it's still there?

19:29 Caller That's what I thought. And all my friends that I've, like any girl I've ever talked to is like, it just takes one time. But I bleed irregularly. You know, like I have...

19:37 Drew Wait a minute. The guy was able to put his penis inside you?

19:40 Caller Yeah.

19:41 Drew The only way that can happen is if there's not a hymen there.

19:43 Caller I'm not sure if it was all the way in all the time.

19:46 Drew Like it's not there.

19:47 Adam It doesn't have to be all the time.

19:48 Drew Don't worry.

19:49 Caller But it still hurts.

19:50 Caller Like how long does it take for it to stop hurting? And how long before?

19:54 Drew That's something different. It may have nothing to do with your hymen. Now, you're sexually active. You're 17. It's time to get a pelvic exam and see what's going on for starters.

20:02 Caller If I'm still bleeding after the first time, does that mean that there's probably something wrong?

20:06 Drew No. It can be a lot of things. We got to get it checked out so they can make sure that there isn't some infection, that there isn't some anatomic problem, they don't have endometriosis or ovarian cysts.

20:16 Adam How far can you get in there before you hit the hymen? Grace, you know?

20:20 Caller Um...

20:21 Adam Inch?

20:22 Caller Isn't it an inch and a half?

20:24 Adam An inch and a half?

20:25 Caller About that?

20:26 Adam Yeah, you got to get my nose in there. Yeah, you could. Yeah, that might be able to do it.

20:30 Is it that close?

20:32 Adam Yeah, it's right up in there.

20:34 Wow.

20:34 Adam What do you think it is? In your throat?

20:36 Caller Well, I don't know. I just...

20:38 Drew No, if you bleed after sex, some women bleed after sex every time. And that's coming from your uterus.

20:43 Adam Did he get in there a little bit?

20:44 Yeah.

20:45 Drew Then that's it. It's over.

20:47 Caller Well, why does it still hurt though?

20:48 It's like, I don't know.

20:50 Caller I want it to be over with so that I can start enjoying it.

20:53 Adam I know. I'm in that same phase. Listen, Kelly.

20:58 Drew There's something else going on.

20:59 Adam You need to go get checked out. You're sexually active. You have a boyfriend, theoretically, now. Right? Yeah. All right. So just do all those things. You're a young lady now. You're being nailed on a regular basis. It's time to go speak to the gynecologist. All right? Thank you. All right. Tell them I said hi. All right. Let's see. Julie.

21:22 Caller Hi.

21:22 Adam Hi. You're 19.

21:23 Caller Yeah. I am. I'm getting married on Saturday. And I've actually been cheating already.

21:31 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

21:35 Caller But it feels so wrong.

21:39 Adam Yeah.

21:39 Caller And I don't know. I know I don't want to get married anymore.

21:43 Adam Okay. Who are you cheating with? Ex-boyfriend?

21:46 Drew His best friends?

21:47 Caller Just someone that I know.

21:49 Drew Same person?

21:50 Caller No.

21:52 Adam Moving around a little bit, are you?

21:53 Caller No, I'm not. Actually, it's a person from work.

21:57 Adam Uh-huh. But is it, but it's the same guy?

22:01 Caller Yes.

22:01 Adam And it never was a boyfriend of yours?

22:04 Caller No.

22:05 Caller No.

22:05 Adam And he doesn't know your fiance?

22:08 Caller Right.

22:09 Drew Why didn't you want to get married?

22:11 Caller Well, in the beginning, I wanted to get married because I really cared for him and I really had to get out of my parents' house.

22:25 Drew What was happening there?

22:27 Caller Oh, they're just really strict and I'm the type of person that really wants to go out, have fun, have a good time and they wouldn't let me do that. They wouldn't let me enjoy myself. So I had to get out of there.

22:41 Adam Right. But how much do you figure you're going to enjoy yourself by getting married at 19?

22:48 Caller Well, after I moved out of my parents' house, I moved in on my own and I didn't... And I figured that I should move in with a roommate, save a lot of money.

22:58 Adam All right. Listen, hold on. I'm getting bored here, Julie.

23:01 Caller Sorry.

23:02 Adam How long have you been engaged to this gent?

23:07 For about five months.

23:08 Adam And how long have you known him?

23:10 Caller For 10.

23:11 Adam 10 months?

23:12 Caller Yeah.

23:13 Adam All right. You need not to get married in two days.

23:16 Caller Okay.

23:17 Adam Did you send out invitations or people showing up?

23:21 Caller Everybody.

23:22 Adam It's a big wedding?

23:23 Caller Everybody's here already.

23:25 Adam Uh-oh. People coming in from out of town?

23:27 Caller Yeah.

23:28 Adam All right. Well, then you get married, you just get a quick and old man.

23:30 Drew Is something bugging you about this guy?

23:33 Caller No.

23:35 Drew Is he extra nice?

23:37 Caller I'm sorry?

23:38 Drew Is he extra nice?

23:40 Caller He's a wonderful guy.

23:42 Adam Uh-huh.

23:43 Drew That's what's bugging you.

23:43 Adam You need a little abuse in your life. You need a little danger.

23:46 Drew A little intrusion, a little parental style to the relationship, huh?

23:52 Adam Was your dad in any hole?

23:54 Caller I didn't really know my father.

23:56 Adam Nope.

23:57 Drew Where was he?

23:59 Caller He left when I was ten years old.

24:01 Drew What was the matter?

24:02 Caller He was abusive towards my mother.

24:05 Drew So you saw violence in the home?

24:07 Caller Yeah.

24:07 Adam Did your stepdad come in?

24:09 Caller I'm sorry?

24:10 Adam Was there a stepdad?

24:11 Caller Yeah.

24:12 Drew What'd he do to you?

24:13 Caller Nothing. My stepdad's wonderful.

24:16 Adam He is?

24:16 Caller But he's very strict. Yeah.

24:19 Adam All right.

24:20 Caller I think of him as a father. He's a great guy.

24:22 Adam And it's funny. I think of my father as a stepdad. Interesting little twist there, isn't it?

24:28 Caller It is.

24:29 Adam Call him by his first name. Yeah, Julie?

24:33 Caller Yeah.

24:34 Adam So you're a little bit... Maybe she should marry him. You're a little bit screwy. This guy's nice and you're trying to sabotage.

24:41 Caller Right.

24:41 Adam Because you're not used to nice guys. You need to act out a little bit.

24:45 Caller Yeah.

24:46 Adam Yeah. I think you should marry this guy.

24:47 Drew That's what I'm thinking.

24:48 Adam Marry this guy. Don't cheat anymore. Get a little therapy. It will all work out.

24:54 Caller So I should marry him?

24:55 Drew Well, I don't know. We're not making a decision. Believe me. However, you should at least try to hang in this relationship like this. The reason you go nuts is you need to sabotage this. Your perception of men is that they're abusive and they're anything.

25:09 Adam I kill myself. Alright, Grace Quek is our guest tonight. In 1995, she had sex with 251 men, although it turns out it was more like 80, and it lasted over 10 hours, so that was more like an hour and a half of actual sex, and a lot of guys didn't come, and it turns out it wasn't really that big a deal.

25:31 Caller It's a bit of a bummer, isn't it?

25:32 Adam The point is, is her vagina is still in a sling. It was five years ago, and she didn't make it, but she was the subject of a documentary, and then they went and confronted the parents after this, and how much sex is in the actual documentary?

25:49 Caller Well, not a lot. It's structure around the gangbang. Sure. Yeah.

25:54 Adam Well, that's the central plot theme of all documentaries and most dramas, comedies, and musicals.

25:59 Caller Yeah, but it's more biographical. It's less about Annabel Chong per se, but more about Grace Quek, you know?

26:06 Adam Right.

26:07 Caller So, but the hook really is the gangbang to get people in, to come in with their own assumptions about what the film is going to be.

26:13 Adam Yeah. And really no sex. I'll tell you, nobody sells a project like you, Annabel. I really got to tell you. I didn't have sex with too many guys. It didn't last that long. And in the documentary itself, there's not a whole lot of good sex, but we talk about it to get you in the door. You really should own a franchise of burger places called Skimpy Burger, the most expensive and less meat you'll ever get at a burger place. We guarantee 100% dissatisfaction.

26:46 Drew We'll show you a picture of a giant hamburger just to get you in.

26:49 Adam Your motto will be, we make our burger our way, god damn it. Right on the side. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back. That's my partner over there. He's Dr. Drew. Grace Quek is our guest tonight. In 1995, she had sex with 251 men for 10 hours, and they made a documentary about it. That documentary is currently playing in New York, and will be out here in Los Angeles at the Lemley Sunset 5. I'm sorry, but when is that release date again?

27:56 Caller 10th of March. It's opening tomorrow.

27:58 Adam Oh, tomorrow. That makes sense. I love a documentary. I really do. I never want to go see documentaries, I must admit, but once I'm there, I find them fascinating because it's hard to do bad documentaries, and it's hard to do a good film. You know what I'm saying? I've seen millions, I've seen hundreds of films that I hate that were completely worthless, and not only were they not entertaining, but you walked away with nothing. At least with a documentary, I feel like even if it wasn't a subject I was interested in, or even if I didn't particularly enjoy it, at least I got something out of it, is the feeling I usually walk away from. So I'm going to go see this, and it's sold as a gangbang documentary, but that's not the reality of it, right?

28:50 Caller No. What we're interested in is to have people come in with certain assumptions that they have, either about the film or about porn stars in general, and for them to actually see the film and get something out of it, as you have said before, to address certain stereotypes that people might have of porn stars or women who are sexually promiscuous.

29:12 Adam And what are you up to now, besides promoting this?

29:15 Caller I'm actually making my own documentary.

29:17 Adam The movie was, is it a documentary on the documentary that was made about the gang bang?

29:23 Caller It's going to be a documentary about what it's like to be the subject of a documentary. It's entitled 252, Sex and Publicity.

29:32 Adam Oh, you got to be kidding. I was kidding.

29:36 Caller You hit the nail twice on the head, so you're probably reading my mind right here.

29:39 Adam Am I?

29:40 Caller Yep.

29:40 Adam Jesus, I hope not. I know I'm reading your dad's mind when he was humiliated at what went on over there. Five years ago, this happened, and what's going on since then? Have you done any movies since then?

29:53 Caller I've actually started my own production company making sex films for women.

29:57 Adam I see.

29:57 Drew What does that mean?

30:00 Caller Well, you know, I enjoy a good porno movie just like anybody, but a lot of the porno movies out there, they're just so badly made, and they've got this really cheesy music going on, what's up with that, and it just, you like that, it's moving to you.

30:15 Adam There you go. Let me explain the porn for women. They steal their husband's credit card, they go to the mall, and Grace falls around with a camera while they charge it to its max. Is that what that is?

30:29 Caller No, that's a shopping and shagging novel.

30:32 Adam The first one is called shoe shopping. The second one is called boot shopping, and then the third is shoe shopping too.

30:39 Drew So what is it for women? What is it they want?

30:42 Caller I think they want to look at women whom they can actually relate to because...

30:46 Drew What does that mean?

30:47 Caller I personally couldn't really relate to the big blonde girl with the super pneumatic boobies.

30:54 Adam She's got a nice flat-chested frumpy chick with a dimple dash.

30:58 Caller No, no.

30:58 Who could be your mate?

31:00 Caller I mean, I like girls who are like, well, Angelina Jolie, for example. She looks like a real girl, but she looks like a very beautiful real girl.

31:08 Adam Right. She got her in one of your porn movies?

31:12 Caller I've got the hots for Angelina Jolie. No kidding. I think she's beautiful.

31:15 Adam No, get in line. She wasn't in the line, was she, with the 251 guys?

31:19 Caller No, my ex-girlfriend wouldn't put up with it.

31:21 Adam Uh-huh. Interesting that you're, I guess, lesbian, right?

31:25 Caller No, I'm not lesbian.

31:27 Adam Oh, okay. But you do like women and you had an ex-girlfriend.

31:31 Caller Yeah.

31:31 Adam Okay. So what do you, bi?

31:34 Caller Probably.

31:35 Adam Yeah. I know you're one of these women of mystery, but let me explain something. If you like guys and you like chicks, you're bi, right?

31:46 Caller Right. But what if, let's say...

31:49 Adam You're into raccoons too?

31:50 Caller Uh, no.

31:51 Adam No. What if what?

31:52 Caller Okay.

31:53 Adam What if what?

31:53 Caller I've actually got a question for Dr. Drew.

31:56 Adam Okay. Because I hate it when people don't want themselves to be labeled. It drives me insane. I want to smack them with a microphone. Do you understand me?

32:04 Caller Well, I was bi, but now I'm not so sure. And this is my question. For the past year, I married to my job, right? And I haven't actually had sex for about a year now because I work 18-hour days, nonstop. And when I masturbate, I don't think about having sex with a man or a woman or a transsexual. I masturbate. When I masturbate, I just fantasize about masturbation. So does that make me straight gay or bi?

32:33 Adam Who's masturbating when you're fantasized about masturbating?

32:36 Caller I'm masturbating.

32:37 Adam You're thinking about yourself? Yeah. Wow, you're going to implode. Ping. Just, you know, like those cartoons where the snake eats its tail.

32:45 Drew This is the sequel for Bing John Malkovich.

32:47 Adam No kidding. So you don't, you know, I do that technique myself too. Sometimes I just masturbate to masturbate. I'm not necessarily thinking about that much.

32:56 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

32:57 Adam Yeah. It's like when I'm exercising, I'm just exercising. I don't really think that I'm, you know, if I'm rowing, I don't think I'm actually on a Viking ship. I just think I'm sitting here rowing, you know, trying to work up a sweat and burn a few calories. So you don't think about guys or girls? How do you know to masturbate if you're not thinking about anything?

33:16 Caller No, I'm thinking about just masturbating. It really isn't. And for a long time, I've been trying to figure out now, am I straight GIO bi?

33:27 Adam Well, you definitely screwed up, but I'm going with bi screwed up.

33:31 Drew Well, just confused. That's fine.

33:33 Adam It's amazing. You had sex with all those guys in a 10-hour period, and you haven't gotten laid in a year.

33:39 Caller Yeah, because I work all the time.

33:41 Drew You know that's how it works.

33:42 Adam That's true too. Yes.

33:44 Caller A merit to my cell phone.

33:46 Adam I understand.

33:46 Caller I've got sexually abusive relationship with my cell phone.

33:49 Adam Angela. Angela. Caller goes by the name Angela. Twenty-nine year old Angela. Boss stuck a bat between his legs and drew her attention to it. Hold on there, Angela.

34:06 We'll get back to you.

34:07 Adam Joe? What's up?

34:10 I had a question about potential damage from penis pumps.

34:14 Adam You've come to the right place. What's your question, brother?

34:16 Well, I don't know. I heard that you could like blow out a vein or something.

34:25 Adam It, you know...

34:26 Drew A vein in your head?

34:28 No, no, in your penis.

34:30 Drew You can, I suppose, do things like that, but it doesn't really hurt anything.

34:35 Adam Well, putting vacuum pressure on a part of your body is probably not a great thing. Like one time when I was a kid, Grace, you know what I did? I put a glass over my mouth and I sucked on it. You know when you put a glass over your mouth and you go and it'll stick to your face and you don't have to hold it anymore? I did that for about a half hour. I had this black and blue ring around my mouth for a week. Not good. Joe?

35:00 Yeah. Can I ask Grace a question?

35:02 Yeah, sure.

35:03 Since you seem to be pretty honest here with the inside scoop on the porn industry, what is the deal with women actually having an orgasm on camera?

35:14 Caller Very often it's faked. And as a viewer, I could tell when it's faked.

35:20 Oh, really?

35:21 Caller Yeah.

35:22 Adam You think you can tell? I guess you could.

35:24 Caller Yeah, I'm a girl.

35:25 Adam I don't care. The reason you can tell it's fake is because it happens when the guy is doing his. Let's say you know it's fake. It's too big a coincidence. All of a sudden the guy is like, hi baby, put your goggles on because something is happening here. The girl is like, and the guy is like, and the girl is like, and the guy is like, and then the guy pulls out and he's decorating her like a florist at a funeral. She's like, the whole time she's getting nailed with the seam and she's like, ah, ah, ah, obviously that's ridiculous. Yeah, I did that, I get smacked with a reading lamp. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course, your wife probably take a boot, just go right upside your head with it, right?

36:13 Drew If she didn't, I'd get a CAT scan and try to read the whole matter with her.

36:16 Adam Drew's wife just grabs the cord from the clock radio and spins it around and just takes Drew out with it and ties him up and puts her hand up for time. All right, so what the hell are we talking about?

36:29 Drew We're talking about break.

36:30 Adam Yeah, all right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Grace Quek is our guest tonight. She had sex with a big gangbang scene, allegedly holds some sort of record, although there's no real way to document these things. But they made an interesting documentary about it, although there's no real sex in it. But they do talk to Grace's parents about her being the recipient of this gangbang title. And that to me is worth the price of admission. Watching a dad perform Harry Carrey, I mean, that's got to be tremendous. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Natasha. The doctor says she can't exercise on meds, but she's out of shape, wants to know what to do. Drew will tell her after this.

37:15 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

37:18 Adam Back in a minute. Well, it's worth hearing. Yep, it is the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Facts number through an 0-8-5-4-44-55. And our guest tonight is Grace Quek. Grace had sex with 251 guys in January 1995, over a 10-hour period. Now, it says doubling the record set by sex worker in Amsterdam, but is it record, is it one-time record or is it a time record? I know we went through this already.

37:56 Caller What's a one-time record?

37:57 Adam One day or is it in 10 hours? Because they keep saying 10 hours on these things I read.

38:02 Caller Yeah, 10 hours.

38:04 Adam Is there an over 10 hours sex record?

38:07 Caller I'm not sure, actually. I know a girl did 2,000. Her name is Sabrina Johnson.

38:12 Adam 2,000?

38:13 Caller Yeah.

38:13 Adam So that was the record for over 10 hours.

38:17 Caller I'm not sure if she, I don't know how long she took, but it was supposed to be the Y2K gang, gangbang, whatever.

38:23 Adam You know what I find fascinating about this show? How little people know about stuff they do. I know it sounds like a dig at you and maybe it is, but we talk to actors who come on here, they don't know what their movie is. We talk to people who have gangbang records, they don't really have gangbang records and aren't sure what the record is. It's strange, you know what I mean?

38:45 Caller Well, you know, with, with, with, I think it's a valid thing to say that you really don't know what the record is because it is not about setting your record, it's about making a movie.

38:57 Adam I know, but why in every single press release here is they're so fixated on the record. It's 10 hours, it's 251 guys, they set a record, they doubled the record from the chick in Amsterdam.

39:11 Caller Hey, I didn't write the press release.

39:12 Adam I know, but you should read it, right?

39:15 Caller I read it.

39:15 Adam Okay, all right, that's all I'm saying. All right, Natasha, you're 18. What's up?

39:24 Caller Well, I'm on amitriptyline.

39:26 Adam All right, me too.

39:27 Caller Oh, okay, and I was wondering what I can do to work out because I'm like...

39:33 Drew You're rattling the pills around in your hand.

39:35 Adam I just got to read the container.

39:38 Yeah, but it's probably the maracas.

39:40 Drew What's the dose you're on?

39:42 Caller 25 milligrams.

39:43 Drew It's a very tiny dose, a relatively small dose.

39:46 Caller Well, it's still true. See?

39:49 Adam Are you on it for your constant pill rattling?

39:52 Caller No.

39:52 Adam No. I see. And Drew, what is this amitriptyline for?

39:57 Drew It's a tricyclic antidepressant. It's also for headaches and sleep.

40:01 Caller I have it for pain.

40:02 Drew Pain, chronic pain syndromes. You need exercise.

40:05 Adam I don't trust those chronic pain syndromes. At 18?

40:08 Caller Well, I have fibromyalgia.

40:10 Adam Well, who doesn't these days? What is that, Drew?

40:14 Drew That's chronic muscle ache and fatigue. Chronic fatigue, basically.

40:17 Adam Oh, please. I don't buy that for a second. Fibromyalgia.

40:22 Drew Fibromyalgia actually is a sleep disturbance in my impression.

40:25 Adam All right. I'm fine with that. But listen, you're 18 years old. What's up? You're depressed. That's what it is.

40:31 Caller Um, well, maybe, um...

40:34 Adam Everyone who's depressed is tired. I got news for you. I used to be tired as hell when I was depressed.

40:39 Drew Oh, you had severe fatigue, chronic fatigue. You said you couldn't get off the couch and stuff.

40:43 Adam Hey, you get depressed. You can't... I couldn't wipe. I'd walk around with a cramp smear on my ass like an old person. I was too depressed. I'd say, I'm going to crap tomorrow. Why bother wiping today? That's the way I'd look at it. I still have... I still flirt with that. I do that notion.

40:59 Drew That's why you have the magic seat.

41:01 Adam Oh my God. Uh-oh. I have this toilet seat, Grace. You would love it.

41:05 Caller What is it?

41:06 Adam Squirts a stream of lukewarm water right at your rectum. Right at it.

41:10 Caller Oh, that's a bidet.

41:12 Adam Yeah, I know, but this is the toilet seat. This is not a... you know, a bidet to me is a separate unit, you know? This is a toilet that I've converted into my own little bidet. And it magically finds your anus. I don't know how it does that. I've slid forward, I've slid back, pow, right in the eye every time. It's like it somehow knows. There must be some sort of scent-guided way of the office. Some sort of...

41:38 Caller Laser scent?

41:40 Adam Laser scent? Who knows what the military has come up with these days?

41:43 Caller Have you considered selling it?

41:45 Adam What do you mean, have I considered selling it?

41:47 Caller Yeah, yeah, like, you know, packaging it. You bought it.

41:49 Adam No, I didn't.

41:51 Caller You made it, right?

41:52 Adam MacGyver? No, I bought the goddamn thing. I didn't even make it. I went to some kind of mad anal scientist. No way. I bought it. Well, actually, my my partner spotted for me. Oh, five hundred something bucks.

42:06 Drew Oh, they heard you raving about in the radio and they got it for you. What good guys.

42:09 Adam No, they knew. They knew I talked to them about it. Anyone who knows me, even even on a casual basis, knows how much I wanted this toilet seat. It's heated. You sit on a thing. It activates. You sit down. I said, then all of a sudden and there's this great feeling of anticipation. Drew, there's a remote control, a wireless remote control. It has an LCD readout picture of a seal on it. Like a ball is playing water? Seal with a ball on its nose. I guess it's like from Sweden or something. The universal symbol for being shot in a rectum with warm water is the circus seal. So you press the orange button on this thing and then you wait. It's great because you know it comes like it's like you sit down as it starts heating, you know, it's all warm. Then you hit the button and you hear it. You hear it tooling out like and you're sitting there just waiting. All of a sudden you're going, yeah, nice.

43:11 Drew Right in the eye.

43:12 Adam Right in the eye. No matter where you are. I mean, I'm telling you, I could run across the room and slam the door shut. I'd get hit with a stream of water right there.

43:21 Drew We are blazing through so many calls tonight.

43:22 Yeah.

43:24 Drew I'm in the chat room. So listen, you're telling, Dr. DDP. Shush up.

43:27 Adam You're telling Natasha to exercise even when she's on that pill?

43:30 Drew Part of the treatment of fibromyalgia is exercise. That is a cornerstone of treatment. The other thing is getting some sleep hygiene restored. The other part is anti-depressive medicine.

43:37 Adam Okay. How's my toilet seat factor into the equation?

43:41 Drew How the hell did we get into that?

43:42 Adam Okay, go ahead. drdrew.com.

43:44 Drew I'm just seeing people want to ask questions that you have in the chats there. I'm there as Dr. DDP and be happy to answer any, or try to bring some of those questions onto the show. In fact, we had a girl ask if it's safe to increase breast size or go after increased breast size by taking the birth control pill.

43:56 Adam Yeah.

43:57 Drew And some of them get that as a side effect, but I don't think any doctor would prescribe it for that ends.

44:01 Adam Fantastic. Chris?

44:03 Yeah.

44:03 Adam You're 23.

44:04 Caller What's up, guys?

44:05 Adam You're dating a girl with a traumatic past.

44:07 Caller Yeah. And big surprise, she's having trouble committing to me. She's been, she was molested for seven years when she was three to ten. She was raped at 14. Her mom left on the fifth grade, had an affair on her dad. Yeah. So now her dad's not abusive, but, well, verbally abusive anyway. Yeah. So I'm trying to date her and she does this back and forth thing where she first she'll say, I'm the best thing in her life and she wants to commit to me. She'll never hurt me. Then three days later, she turns around and says, well, I need time to heal and I want to do this now.

44:36 Drew Heal from what?

44:37 Adam Heal from what happened. What?

44:39 Drew Is she in therapy?

44:40 Caller No, I've been trying to convince her to do that. And she thinks that I think she's crazy when I tell her that.

44:45 Drew How does she plan to heal if she doesn't get treatment?

44:47 Caller She doesn't understand that she needs it.

44:49 Adam Hey, Chris.

44:50 Caller Yeah.

44:50 Adam Listen, this is going to be short and sweet. She is 10 years of therapy away from being able to be stable in the relationship with you easily. Now, I don't know what's up with you that you need a project or you have to save her. I understand you're 23. You're a guy, you're attracted to her and all that good stuff. But I'm telling you, brother, tough road a hoe, get out. She's not even in therapy. She was abused for seven years and then raped. I mean, and she's not close to getting into therapy and is insulted by you bringing it up. This is going to be nothing but a dance. Yeah. A chaotic barn dance for you. Get out, get out, get out.

45:30 Drew Wait, wait, wait. Let me ask you. No, no, no. I want to ask him about his past real quick. Just real quick, just real quick. Chris, where did you come into the need to take care so much of a woman in pain?

45:42 Caller I don't know. I have a horrible obsession with fixing girls.

45:47 Drew Yeah, I know. But what's up with your mom? Did your dad leave? No.

45:50 Caller My family is all together. The only thing I can remember is that when I was young, second, first grade, I would go into tears. My mom would drop me off for school and I would feel abandoned all day long.

46:00 Drew Okay, so something about the way your mom reared you that made you feel abandoned? I can't go on with that because you've hung up on him.

46:08 Adam Fine. Now listen, Drew, the reason I'm not getting too much into it is because he's 23 and 23 year old guys can be infatuated with a woman, especially if she's attractive.

46:18 Drew Yeah.

46:18 Adam Nothing else going on in their life. They hang on with both hands.

46:21 Drew Yeah, you're right.

46:21 Adam So it's almost academic whether it's them or the person. But this person is many, many hours in the therapist's chair away from being right for a relationship. All right. We will take ourselves a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Kristen who's 17. When boyfriend masturbates, he holds his semen in by squeezing the tip. Wants to know if this is healthy. I'll talk more about my toilet seat after this. All right, we're going to take ourselves a quick 10-second timeout, and we'll be back with more of the fabulous program in just 10 seconds.

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47:39 Caller 96.1 KSLY San Luis Obispo, Paso Robles, and 106.7 KSMY Lumpok, Santa Maria, Sly 96 FM.

47:49 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Drew. Our guest tonight is Grace Quek, the movie or documentary she is in and that is about her, is the Annabel Chong story. It will hit the Lemley Five out here in the sunset tomorrow on the 10th and it's in New York. And then they'll see about why to release after that. January 1995, had sex with 251 men over the course of 10 hours. And this is that story and other stories. They followed you around for a couple of years, right?

48:25 Caller Yes, for two and a half years.

48:27 Adam And now you wouldn't told your parents about it and they followed you over there. That to me is gonna be the highlight of the film.

48:33 Caller That's the end of the film actually.

48:35 Adam I see.

48:37 Caller Close to the end, about 90% of the way.

48:40 Adam What did your parents know before you went in there with the camera crew and explain to them what you had done?

48:52 Caller They were not aware that, well, they were and they weren't, let's say. They knew that something was up, but I was not really ready to tell them yet.

49:01 Adam What did they know was up?

49:04 Caller They've heard stories about what I've done.

49:07 Adam All the way back in Singapore?

49:09 Caller Well, you know, Singapore is not that, you know, we get the Internet and everything, so.

49:13 Adam I see.

49:14 Caller Yeah.

49:15 Adam So, when you told them what you did, how did you describe it?

49:20 Caller Well, actually, it didn't happen the way I planned it. Singapore being Singapore, somebody actually called my parents up and told them, and, you know, I came home and I knew that they knew, and what we did was to just sit down and start talking about it. Not a lot of that was actually included in the film, simply because we have 130 hours of footage and that's an 86-minute film. I thought the scene where I came out to my parents was very, it was very sensitively done. I really appreciated the fact that the filmmaker did not zoom in. He kept a really respectful distance during the entire thing. He didn't zoom in to us crying and stuff like that because that would have been, I guess, emotional pornography. It would have been exploitative, I thought.

50:16 Drew I thought there was stoic. It didn't react.

50:18 Adam Yeah, I thought your dad was stoic.

50:21 Caller The what?

50:21 Adam Your dad, you said your dad is very stoic.

50:24 Caller No, my dad, my, when the film was, when Golfin is shooting, my dad didn't know about it. It was only after Golf left that I came out to my dad.

50:35 Adam Oh, I see.

50:36 Caller My parents didn't really take to him. He was very pushy.

50:39 Adam Hold on a second. So you just came out to your mother in the film.

50:42 Caller To my mother, that's right.

50:43 Adam Oh, well, how come we keep saying parents?

50:47 Caller I don't know. Did we?

50:49 Adam Well, I think we did.

50:50 Caller Yeah, no, it was coming out to my mother.

50:52 Adam So you came out to your mom?

50:53 Caller Yes.

50:53 Adam All right. Now, well, what happened to you that brought you to this lifestyle?

50:59 Caller I've always been curious about pornography.

51:04 Adam That's not an acceptable answer. Something had to happen. Something happened. What happened? You know what I'm talking about?

51:11 Caller Well, that's just like 101, though.

51:12 Adam A little molestation or something like that?

51:15 Caller No, no, no. I was never molested as a child. I was very precocious.

51:19 Drew Yeah, and never raped?

51:20 Caller Never raped? I was raped when I was 18. So...

51:23 Drew No, yes? No, never raped.

51:26 Caller No, I was raped when I was 18. No, not as a child, but much later. And I think it was... It was... When I did The Gang, it was almost as if I was trying to take back a certain degree of control and that was one of... You know, that was an outlet that...

51:43 Adam Right. Well, listen, I've seen enough Charles Bronson movies to know how revenge works. You know what I'm saying? They kill the wife and family. He's a sharecropper. So he has sex with the 215. Indians, actually, I think is the way it works. So you looked at the gang bang as a way of trying to summon some control over the situation when you're out of control.

52:11 Caller I think that was one of my motivations.

52:13 Caller I mean, people...

52:14 Drew I think about how people do act out with... Women tend to act out in a way of trying to regain power over men, right?

52:21 Caller Yes.

52:21 Drew They have seen it over and over again. And men act out in a way in terms of objectifying and exploiting women.

52:28 Adam All right. So, but nothing before that. Nothing with the three neighbor brothers or anything like that.

52:35 Caller No, nothing.

52:35 Adam All right. Got to be something here, though. You didn't get hit on the head of the coconut or anything like that?

52:43 Caller No, no coconuts.

52:45 Adam Kristen?

52:46 Caller Yes.

52:46 Adam You're 17?

52:47 Caller Yes.

52:48 Adam So, what's your boyfriend do when he masturbates?

52:51 Caller Well, when he's about to come, he pinches the tip and he holds it in.

52:55 Adam Nice. And then he spits it out of his mouth?

52:57 Drew Does that prevent him from ejaculating or is that just?

52:59 Caller He completely just holds it in.

53:01 Drew And then what does he do?

53:03 Caller It just stays in.

53:04 Drew Now, wait a minute. Let me ask the question again. Does he not have an orgasm?

53:08 Caller He does. When he does, he pinches the tip so nothing comes out.

53:12 Adam So, he has the sensation of an orgasm.

53:14 Caller Yeah.

53:15 Adam But nothing actually leaves the penis.

53:17 Caller He doesn't let it. He pinches it so it doesn't.

53:19 Drew Doesn't it count later?

53:21 Caller No.

53:22 Adam Yeah. You know, except for his balls look like someone put an M-80 in him, like in a cartoon, you know, like, boom. His eyes pop out of socket. Good. He'll be dead in six months. That's my prediction.

53:36 Caller I was wondering if that would make him like sterile or anything.

53:38 Adam What kind of idiot are you dating?

53:40 Drew Not good for his prostate.

53:42 Adam Why does he do this?

53:44 Caller I have no idea.

53:45 Adam Is he religious or is he a neat freak?

53:48 Caller He's been doing it since like, I guess he was in like eighth grade or something.

53:53 Adam I see. All right.

53:54 Caller How he does it.

53:55 Adam Yeah, it's very dangerous. I don't think that's good. Let me explain my theory on the human body. I've failed biology. I never took anatomy, but I still know how the human body works. When stuff is trying to come out, you got to let it come out. Whether it's you're sneezing. I know like if I'm about to sneeze and I pinch my nose off, I'll blow an eardrum out and a testicle goes shooting across the room, take out a streetlight. When you're vomiting, it's got to come out. When you're urinating, whatever's coming out, you can hold it before it comes out, but once it's coming out, you try to grab it at the end, you're going to hurt something, right? That's right. Okay.

54:35 Drew It's not good for the prostate. It causes retrograde ejaculation. Not a good idea.

54:40 Adam Sarah?

54:41 Caller Yes?

54:41 Adam You're 17?

54:42 Caller Hey, you guys have been listening to you since junior high. I love your guys' show.

54:45 Adam Oh my God, I'm going to kill myself. You were in junior high and you were hearing me, right?

54:50 Caller Yeah, since seventh grade.

54:52 Adam I got to talk to my agent.

54:55 Caller All of our little friends used to listen to you guys and tape your shows and stuff like that.

55:00 Adam Did it keep you out of trouble?

55:02 Caller Yeah, most of the time.

55:03 Adam All right.

55:04 Drew Okay, now let's hear what's going on.

55:05 Adam Now what's the real problem?

55:08 Caller I'm gay.

55:08 Adam Oh boy. I feel like we dropped the ball, Drew. Let's see. Yeah?

55:13 Caller Well, my girlfriend, who was my best friend in junior high.

55:18 Adam You used to listen to the show with her?

55:20 Caller Yeah.

55:20 Drew Oh my God.

55:21 Adam Drew, you should resign immediately.

55:23 Caller Would you spend the night?

55:24 Adam No, Drew, kill yourself, then quit.

55:28 Caller No, but listen, her parents are trying to kill me. They want me dead.

55:31 Adam Why is that?

55:33 Caller Because they can't accept the fact that we're together.

55:36 Adam Yeah, but do they really want you dead?

55:39 Caller Well, her mom said that if she had one wish before she died, she would like to rip out my spine while I was still breathing.

55:47 Adam Well, it's how she said it. She may not have said it in a threatening way, right, Drew?

55:51 Caller Her dad follows me to school.

55:54 Drew Really?

55:55 Caller Yeah, he wants to put a restraining order on me.

55:57 Adam Okay. Well, let me ask you guys a quick question. What happened to the two of you that got you into this in the first place?

56:04 Caller What do you mean?

56:05 Drew What thrust you together?

56:06 Adam Anyone rape you or do anything weird to you?

56:08 Caller No, no.

56:09 Adam You're both just biological lesbians?

56:12 Caller I guess so.

56:14 Adam No weird uncles or anything like that?

56:17 Caller No, nothing like that.

56:19 Adam And where is your dad?

56:21 Caller My dad is, my parents are divorced. They got divorced when I was in fifth grade.

56:25 Adam Yeah. Do you see your dad?

56:27 Caller Yeah, I see my dad.

56:28 Adam Do you like him?

56:30 Caller He's all right. He's a holy roller though.

56:32 Adam Really?

56:33 Caller Yeah, if he found out that, I think my mom told him, but if he really found out, he has a hard time with it. I know it's a stupid example, but you know like the whole Ellen thing?

56:43 Adam Yeah.

56:43 Caller He freaked out. He's a promise keeper.

56:45 Adam I see.

56:46 Caller Yeah, so.

56:47 Adam See what happens, dads? You go to the promise keeping meeting, and your daughter's out cleaning cave at the house next door. And that's what happens.

57:00 Drew And he's a promise keeper, and then divorces.

57:03 Adam He got divorced? Oh, he's divorced?

57:04 Caller Yeah.

57:05 Drew Well, he...

57:05 Caller He did it on my mom. He left my mom for a student.

57:08 Drew Yeah. Oh boy.

57:09 Adam I love that.

57:10 Drew This is like finding funny things after doing this. Oh yeah.

57:13 Adam Yeah. I'll forgive him. And then send him to hell.

57:17 Drew I love that.

57:18 Adam I just love everyone's own personal take on the relationship. Yeah, sure, I've screwed up a bunch of stuff and ruined a handful of lives, but don't worry, I got a personal relationship with these guys. I'm going to forgive him now.

57:28 Those are his words exactly. That's what he believes.

57:30 Adam Yeah, he doesn't believe it. You know the beauty, Sarah? He doesn't really believe it. You can sleep like a baby at night. The more he tries to talk to you and other people around him into it, the more meetings he attends, the more events, the more pounding on his chest and chanting he does, the less he believes it.

57:49 Thank you, Jesus.

57:50 Adam People that really believe it, they don't talk to other people about it. They know it. People that know it don't go to big meetings in football stadiums and yell about it.

58:03 Caller It's weird.

58:04 Adam Yeah. Okay. Well, now we're getting a little insight here.

58:08 Caller But you know, I don't know what to do. Like, she's got a younger sister that attends the same high school as we do, and she spies on us.

58:16 Adam How is it that their parents know everything?

58:20 Caller Well, they found a letter.

58:21 Drew How does your mom feel about this?

58:23 Caller My mom's fine with it. I mean, once in a while, I get the occasional dyke jokes from her.

58:28 Adam Sure, my mom made dyke jokes when I was growing up.

58:31 Drew How old were you when you established this relationship with your best friend?

58:34 Caller Fifteen.

58:35 Adam Okay. Wow. Now, how's her dad? Besides wanting to put a contract out on you.

58:45 Caller Yeah.

58:45 Adam How is he? What kind of guy is he?

58:48 Caller I thought he was all right. He's like some vice president of some big company. It's all about their image.

58:54 Adam Interesting.

58:57 Caller They've been together for 25 years, her parents.

58:59 Adam Listen, first off, all you crazy broads out there with your diaries and your letter passing, knock it off. It's a big paper trail leading to your vagina. We talk to women all night. Mom comes in, reads the diary, finds out she's smoking pot and giving oral sex to her boyfriend. They find another letter. You women, you do way too much writing, way too much documenting and people find this in a screwed.

59:24 Caller I just wrote her letter saying like how grateful I was and this is and that and her mom had been assuming this since like before anything even started.

59:33 Adam All right.

59:34 Caller And like I don't know what to do. They're following me. Whenever we see each other at school at her work, they talk to her boss and they've just like they're just so weird.

59:45 Adam Did you really think you're lesbian or maybe you're just in love with your best friend? Women can do that.

59:52 Caller I think it's both.

59:53 Adam Okay.

59:53 Caller Because we've been together for two years, right?

59:56 Adam I see.

59:56 Drew Yeah.

59:57 Caller Come on. You know.

59:58 Adam And what do you guys do? Do you do the oral sex and stuff?

1:00:02 Caller Well, yeah.

1:00:03 Adam Yeah.

1:00:04 Caller We did like a year and a half ago.

1:00:07 Adam Oh, exactly.

1:00:08 Drew So you were together for six months before you started having sex?

1:00:11 Caller Yeah.

1:00:12 Drew Interesting. And had you had anything with anyone else before this?

1:00:15 Caller Um, I had a short relationship with a guy, but I didn't. I've never been interested in guys. You know, when like I was a kid, I always wanted to be the Ken.

1:00:24 Adam Right. Not the Barbie?

1:00:25 Caller Exactly.

1:00:25 Drew Okay.

1:00:26 Adam You too.

1:00:26 Drew All right. And your girlfriend's the same way?

1:00:29 Caller No, she's more passive, you know.

1:00:31 Adam Yeah. So you're kind of a guy in the relationship?

1:00:35 Caller I'm more of the dominating figure.

1:00:36 Adam I understand. All right. Hey, Sarah.

1:00:39 Caller Yeah.

1:00:40 Adam Here's what you need to do. How are your grades? You're going to go off to college?

1:00:44 Caller Yeah, I'm going to...

1:00:46 Adam Junior college?

1:00:47 Caller No, not junior college.

1:00:48 Adam Where? Lesbian school?

1:00:50 Caller Exactly. The University of Lesbians.

1:00:52 Adam Now, where are you going?

1:00:53 Caller Seriously?

1:00:55 Adam The running dykes?

1:00:56 Caller Well, see, I don't want to say because I don't want... Because we're not out at all.

1:01:00 Adam Okay. The point is... Where are you going to go to school?

1:01:03 Caller I want to go to ASU.

1:01:05 Adam All right. That's like a big junior college. And what do you have to do to get into ASU? Just walk erect? Have like a opposable thumb? How's that go? Is that on the application? All right. Listen, Sarah. Yeah. You go off to college and until then, you guys got to kind of lay low. You know what I mean? Don't pass any letters. Don't hang out too much. You know, talk on the phone, sneak around a little bit.

1:01:32 Caller Well, that's what we're doing now.

1:01:34 Adam Steal away. But you can't you have to sort of somehow convince these parents that nothing's going on. You just have to lie. I don't know how else to say, because when the people are screwed up and religious and you're living under the roof, it's too much. You're not going to talk them out of anything. Just be as them. It's all right to lie to people that force you to lie. That's perfectly fine, by the way. When people ask you to lie, then lie away. And then you go off in college and, you know, then you hook up. That's how it works. Kimberly, I mean, that's what I did, except for I didn't go to college and I cleaned carpet and I didn't get laid. Other than that, that's my story, right, Drew?

1:02:15 Drew That's your story.

1:02:15 Adam Kimberly?

1:02:16 Caller Yes.

1:02:17 Adam You're 27.

1:02:18 Caller Yes, sir.

1:02:19 Adam What's going on?

1:02:20 Caller Well, I'm 27, my husband is 40, and we've been married a couple of years. He's on a little bit of medication and he takes the amitriptyline for migraine headaches.

1:02:36 Adam That's twice in one night.

1:02:37 Caller I know.

1:02:38 Adam We haven't talked about it in quite some time, have we?

1:02:40 Drew Amitriptyline is not one that typically comes up. All right.

1:02:43 Adam So go ahead.

1:02:44 Caller Anyhow.

1:02:45 Drew It's also called Elaville.

1:02:46 Caller Exactly. Anyhow, besides the medicine, he's 40. I don't know if this is something that happens with 40, but our sex life is...

1:02:56 Adam A little penis problem.

1:02:58 Drew Penis problem?

1:02:59 Adam Yeah. Well, Drew's 42 and he's stiffening an ironing board down there. He's got plenty of libido, too. I'll tell you what happened in the St. Louis Airport, the 251 women. Drew had sex with her in the layover. That's what it sounds like.

1:03:16 Drew I haven't noticed any fall off yet.

1:03:18 Adam No.

1:03:18 Drew I'm sure it'll happen soon enough. But you're very virile. But what medication is he on?

1:03:23 Adam The antitrippling.

1:03:24 Drew No, no, what other meds? He said some meds.

1:03:25 Caller Well, I mean, he has a heart condition. He has these faint spells. So they had to keep his heart going with medication.

1:03:32 Drew What's the medicine?

1:03:33 Caller It's called proametine.

1:03:37 Adam And Drew doesn't know that one.

1:03:40 Drew Wait a minute. Say it again.

1:03:41 Caller It's called proametine.

1:03:43 Caller What's the?

1:03:44 Caller He's on another kind of medication that keeps his blood flow down. So he doesn't have any regular heartbeat to link to this other problem.

1:03:52 Drew What's that medicine?

1:03:54 Caller To Norman.

1:03:55 Drew All right. Well, to Norman, we'll shut him down completely. So there's your problem.

1:03:58 Caller There you go.

1:03:59 What can I buy him?

1:04:01 Drew Well, this is what Viagra was invented for.

1:04:03 Caller Well, he can't take Viagra, the doctor says.

1:04:05 Adam Because of his heart?

1:04:06 Exactly.

1:04:07 Adam All right. Well, you got...

1:04:09 Caller Anything else?

1:04:11 Adam Two tongue depressors and some duct tape.

1:04:14 Drew I would look to...

1:04:15 Caller I'm desperate. I don't believe in divorce.

1:04:17 Drew Talk to the doctor about changing the... Well, first of all, there are antidepressants that sometimes help us. Like, well, butrin, things like that can beef up his sex drive. I would talk to the doctor about changing the type of beta blockers he is on. Maybe something like Lopressor might be less likely to do this. Again, I don't know what his heart problem is exactly, but there may be other antirhythmic medicines that would be less likely to affect his erectile march.

1:04:38 Adam Is that blood thinning stuff? Does that thin the penis out a little bit too?

1:04:42 Drew No. He didn't say blood thinners.

1:04:44 Adam Oh, I thought that was one of the things.

1:04:47 Drew These are all sort of rhythm regulators.

1:04:50 Adam And they go right... Yeah, that's what I love about the human body. Everything goes right to the penis. Heart starts getting out of rhythm. Take a few meds, penis falls off. Beautiful. Never any problem with the eyebrow. You know what I mean? No problem, no nostril problems, no earlobe related difficulties, nothing with the elbow. Right to the penis. Right to the penis. Dave? Dave? Hey, Pooh Ball, you're 11 years old.

1:05:18 Caller Yeah.

1:05:19 Adam What's up?

1:05:21 Caller Well, on New Year's, my girlfriend called me and she wanted to sneak out of the house and I didn't really want to make her feel bad.

1:05:29 Adam You're 11?

1:05:31 Caller Yeah.

1:05:31 Adam Okay.

1:05:32 Drew He's 11?

1:05:33 Adam I didn't know how to use the phone when I was 11.

1:05:35 Caller I had my own phone line. So I inherited it from my brother.

1:05:39 Drew DSL on T-Wall-N-Centers.

1:05:41 Adam No kidding. If you have a VCR, I'm gonna come over there and kill you. Do you have a VCR?

1:05:45 Caller Yeah, I bought it this summer.

1:05:48 Adam You have a porn movie?

1:05:49 Caller No.

1:05:50 Adam Okay, good boy.

1:05:50 Caller I don't really care about it.

1:05:52 Adam Oh, yeah, nice. I forgot. Yeah, 11. Where are you going? Your penis is so much ballast at 11. All right. So anyway, what's going on there, Dave?

1:06:02 Caller Well, my girlfriend called me on New Year's and she wanted to sneak out of the house and I really didn't want to make her feel bad after calling me. So I decided to go out with her and we met in the park and then we went off to one of my brother's friend's house. We went there for a party and then most of them kind of left and we found an empty bedroom and so we slept together and then she didn't leave till about 6 in the morning and she snuck back into her house. Well, I'm feeling kind of bad about it and stuff.

1:06:37 Drew How old is she?

1:06:37 Caller She's 12.

1:06:38 Adam Oh, older woman. What grade are you in at 11? Sixth grade?

1:06:42 Caller Yeah.

1:06:43 Drew And you had sex with her?

1:06:45 Adam We had sex? And she's heading for Harvard, this chick, and you, what the hell is going on in her family that she snuck out, had sex with an 11-year-old and slept somewhere until 6 a.m.? She's 12. What's going on in her house?

1:07:03 Caller I have no idea.

1:07:04 Drew Well, something pretty heavy, Dave.

1:07:05 Adam Sounds bad, right?

1:07:07 Drew It's always about the parents at that age and the kind of acting out the kids do is just a direct reflection of the pain they're feeling as a result of whatever chaos is going on in the home.

1:07:15 Adam Well, you had sex at 11? Geez, you're like a black guy. That's great.

1:07:21 Drew What does that mean?

1:07:21 Adam Every rap star we have in here says he allows his virginity at nine and a half. I think they have to say it. I said like 19. Usually, I'm out of the business.

1:07:30 Drew She's a 28-year-old girl, too.

1:07:32 Adam Yeah. Yeah. So, Dave. Well, you can check that off the list. You're covered. And what, does sex feel good at 11? Does it feel good at age 11 to have sex? It does? Okay.

1:07:50 Drew Did he use protection?

1:07:51 Adam Yeah. He did?

1:07:52 Drew What did you use?

1:07:54 Adam No, you didn't use a condom.

1:07:56 Caller Yeah, I did.

1:07:56 Adam No, you didn't.

1:07:58 Caller I got one on my brother's room.

1:08:00 Adam How old is he?

1:08:01 Caller 18.

1:08:02 Adam Oh, boy. God knows what he's up to. What the hell? How does a condom even stay on an 11-year-old penis? What do you have to do? Put some sand in there too to fill it out? No. Take the base. Use a tube sock tied around the base so it wouldn't slide off? Hey, Dave, a condom. Why are you using a condom? You don't need to use a condom at 11, do you? You do?

1:08:26 Drew He does, yeah.

1:08:27 Adam You don't got anything coming out of your penis at 11, do you?

1:08:30 Caller Yeah.

1:08:30 Adam No way.

1:08:31 Drew Yeah, it's possible. No. Yes.

1:08:33 Caller Oh, yes.

1:08:34 Adam No.

1:08:35 Drew Yes, I'm sorry, Adam.

1:08:36 Adam No, I'm sorry. No. Dave.

1:08:41 Drew I listened to Dave's voice. It's like your average 11-year-old.

1:08:44 Adam Did junk come out of your pee-pee? It does? But that was pee, right?

1:08:51 Caller No.

1:08:52 Adam Seamen? Do you masturbate?

1:08:55 Caller No.

1:08:57 Adam Well, I guess you don't have to. Eleven. And how long did it take before something came out of you?

1:09:03 Caller It took about 20 minutes together.

1:09:05 Adam Jesus Christ. Do you have a beard? No. What, do you drive a van?

1:09:10 Caller No.

1:09:11 Drew Drive it. Five more years.

1:09:12 Adam You work down at the docks? All right. Okay, Dave? Listen to me. No more sex for at least another six months. Wait till you're 12. I mean, really. No more sex for a little while. I'm going to kill you. I can't stand hearing about guys having sex at 11. I didn't lose my virginity till 17.

1:09:34 Drew All right, Dave. First of all, God bless you for wearing a condom, all right? Let's give him some strokes for at least 11, having the foresight to go ahead and use a condom.

1:09:44 Adam No. I don't believe him.

1:09:46 Drew Well, be that as it may, his girlfriend's a mess and he needs to take care of her. And it doesn't sound like sex was such an important and gratifying thing for him to continue with either.

1:09:55 Adam No.

1:09:56 Drew All right.

1:09:56 Adam Okay. I'm going to kill myself. We'll be back after this.

1:10:01 Caller We about to get funky, yo.

1:10:04 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:10:07 Drew Oh, we'll be right back.

1:10:28 Adam We're back with a little more Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Grace Quek is our guest tonight. She's here plugging her documentary, or at least the documentary, she's the subject of the Annabel Chong story. It's about a big gangbang she did in 95, and all the things that took place afterwards, including confronting her parents. She's, it'll be... Her mom. Her mom, yes, yes. It keeps getting narrowed down. It'll be released tomorrow at the Limley Five on Sunset. It's currently playing in New York. And also Grace is going to be doing a little question and answer.

1:11:11 Caller Yeah, Q&A at the 7.30 screening for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

1:11:16 Adam How does that work?

1:11:18 Caller Well, the audience can fire any questions at me and I'll give them an answer.

1:11:23 Adam All right, let me write that down. Is question an answer? And you just stand out in front of the theater?

1:11:30 Caller Yeah, you know, I would just go up there and go, okay, well, does anybody have any questions? And usually, to my surprise, I get a lot of questions. And usually they have to kick us out of theater at the end of it.

1:11:43 Adam Oh, really?

1:11:44 Caller Yeah, because the next screening is coming up.

1:11:46 Adam Oh, I see.

1:11:47 Caller Yeah. So we usually have a lively, very lively Q&A. I like a lot of films where they would screen it and the director would come out and go, does anybody have any questions? And there's like complete silence.

1:11:58 Adam Did they ever ask questions about the theater itself? Like, like why are milk duds so expensive or something like that? Or is this all about the movie?

1:12:08 Caller It's usually about the movie. Sometimes I get people asking me truly bizarre questions like, can I, I want to be a porn star. You know, do you think it make me a star? I'm like, well, you know, well, I'm casting, but I don't, I would really highly suggest you think twice kind of thing.

1:12:26 Adam You're casting. Why would you suggest they think twice?

1:12:30 Caller You know, people have, especially a lot of, a lot of young guys, they have these really romanticized notion about what it's like to be a porn star. And the reality of it is that it's not what is cut out to be. Of course they have to produce wood. And sometimes under the most difficult circumstances, where the actress is being a bitch, she's being very difficult. Or it's just a long day, they've been waiting on the set for eight hours, and he's got to produce wood. And the hardest thing for...

1:12:59 Caller Produce wood, yeah.

1:13:00 Caller And the hardest thing is to come and cue.

1:13:03 Adam Oh, it is? Oh, sure.

1:13:04 Caller Yeah, they have five minutes to produce that shot. And if they don't produce their shot, they get a pay cut.

1:13:11 Adam Yeah.

1:13:11 Caller Or they never eat lunch in this town ever again, which is kind of tough, you know.

1:13:16 Adam I got to believe I let them eat now. I'm saying no more food. Or does it just lunch is what you're saying? I was the only one who couldn't eat lunch in this town. I go breakfast, then I go brunch, and I go early dinner. That's it. That's how I work around it. I need lunch.

1:13:35 Drew You're a pragmatic guy.

1:13:36 Adam Yeah. I move on. You're practical. You give me lemons, I give you lemonade. That's the way I work. What do you mean there's a five-minute window for the orgasm? There's no five-minute window in the orgasm.

1:13:48 Caller There is.

1:13:48 Adam That guy gets to hump away and when he goes, he goes. What are you talking about?

1:13:53 Caller No, they really have to come and cue.

1:13:55 Adam No, they don't.

1:13:56 Caller Oh, yes, they do. Have you actually started a porn movie? Maybe you have.

1:13:59 Adam I've been on the set of porn movies before. Oh, which one?

1:14:02 Caller Which one? Oh, Christ.

1:14:04 Adam It was a wicked picture. It was shot in North Hollywood.

1:14:07 Caller Oh, really?

1:14:07 Adam Probably a good five, six years ago. All I remember was about 150 degrees inside this dump in North Hollywood, somewhere in July. But the point is, is the guy's banged away until they're ready to go.

1:14:21 Caller Well, you know, that was five years. No, yes.

1:14:25 Adam Listen, no one yells at them. You gotta come in five minutes.

1:14:28 Caller Yes.

1:14:28 Adam No, no. Why? Why?

1:14:31 Caller Because they sometimes they have four scenes to shoot in that day. If the guy doesn't come out of the pot shot, pop shot, they'll be running behind schedule. And the last scene be shot till three in the morning. And nobody wants that.

1:14:43 Adam I did some gay porn in the late 70s. I should have never done that interview. I should have never done that interview for PBS.

1:14:52 Caller Never again.

1:14:54 Adam Never again. David Frost. He asked such probing questions. They're not going to fire you if you don't have an orgasm in five minutes. I will agree with you. You have to have an orgasm.

1:15:05 Caller Yes, at some point.

1:15:07 Adam And at some point, but I don't think you have to come when some guy yells at you, it's time to come.

1:15:12 Caller Well, they usually go pop shots.

1:15:14 Adam Yeah.

1:15:14 Caller And then the guy has to more or less produce it pretty soon. Otherwise, where it gets around and they go, well, this is a guy who cannot pop in a common cue and he's not a good guy to work with. He's going to make a shoot run over schedule and stuff like that. So it makes it harder for the guy to find work.

1:15:34 Adam I'll buy into that.

1:15:34 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:35 Adam Ben?

1:15:36 Hey, how you guys doing tonight?

1:15:37 Adam You're 20.

1:15:38 Caller Yeah, not bad. Well, just in the last couple of months, I've been really trying to be healthier. I've been drinking a lot of water. I've been working out a lot and taking the creatine and medicine. My sex drive is shut up to from one masturbation today to about two or three.

1:15:55 Adam Oh, it's part of your workout regimen.

1:15:58 Caller Yeah. Well, actually, I masturbate two or three times a day now instead of just one.

1:16:02 Adam That's part of your workout regimen.

1:16:04 Caller Yeah, it is. My forearms are getting exposed to my right one. It's getting longer. Yeah.

1:16:08 Adam You have nice work in it.

1:16:09 Caller Yeah, I got to kind of equal it out a little bit.

1:16:11 Adam Well, you'd be a nice big heavy magazine like a penthouse or the Christmas edition of Hustler. You know, it's good workout with your other arm too.

1:16:23 Caller I know. That was a question. But I'm just wondering, when my semen comes out, it comes out extremely runny in the last couple of weeks.

1:16:32 Drew We were masturbating so damn much.

1:16:33 Caller Is that why? Because I was thinking it had something to do with water.

1:16:40 Drew Then, don't laugh masturbation for three days. Watch what happens.

1:16:43 Adam Start eating flour instead of drinking water next time. See if we can't thicken up the mixture a little bit.

1:16:48 Yeah, the pancake mix.

1:16:49 Adam Yeah.

1:16:49 Caller The pancake mix.

1:16:51 Adam Portland cement should be good. Yeah, in the powder form. I mean, don't mix it up.

1:16:55 Drew No, don't try to take a chunk, just the powder.

1:16:58 Adam Yeah, stay hansel.

1:16:59 Caller I got to really be on it to wipe it up because it comes out like crazy. Yeah, I know, I understand.

1:17:05 Drew Lay off for a couple of days, watch what happens.

1:17:07 Adam Yeah, there's nothing worse than really having to snap into mop up mode right after the orgasm.

1:17:15 Caller You know what I mean?

1:17:17 Adam Here's the thing, it will hit the belly and then you usually got a good like five cam before it starts making its way to the side. You know, your belly is kind of, it's a gutter, it really is. You have little creases where you have little rolls of fat or something, you know, it finds its way into that and then it goes right down the side and pow, right on to the comforter at that point. So you only have moments to clean up.

1:17:40 Caller Pow.

1:17:41 Adam Pow, right on the belly. All right, let's talk to Teresa who's 25, poor deer has been on hold for 108 minutes.

1:17:50 Caller Yes.

1:17:51 Adam Oh, you really must be desperate.

1:17:54 Caller Well, yeah, but it's worth it to talk to you guys.

1:17:57 Adam That's what I like. What's up?

1:17:59 Caller But I would like to say congratulations to Grace and I'm hopefully looking forward to seeing it in our town. Oh, wonderful.

1:18:05 Adam Where is your town?

1:18:05 Caller Where's your town? Right in the middle of California.

1:18:09 Adam It'll never get there.

1:18:10 Caller It'll get there actually in April.

1:18:12 Caller Really? Yeah. Hey, that's my birthday month.

1:18:15 Adam It'll get to Modesto? Well, where would it get to that's close enough for her?

1:18:21 Caller Yeah, I can travel.

1:18:22 Adam Yeah, you travel.

1:18:23 Caller I can travel.

1:18:24 Adam Yeah. What better way to celebrate your birthday than watch a nice gangbang documentary?

1:18:27 Caller Documentary on porn.

1:18:29 Adam That's a very wrong answer.

1:18:31 Caller Well, my question is I have a cyst on my jawline approximately halfway between the hinge of my jaw and the tip of my chin. And I've had it for quite a while and it's pretty much the same size, hasn't been doing anything weird. On the last couple of weeks it's been getting painful and it's starting to get larger both outward and the surrounding area. And cancer runs on my mom's side of the family. And that wasn't even a thought until my dad says, well you better do something before it turns cancerous.

1:19:08 Drew How long have you had it for?

1:19:09 Caller A couple of years.

1:19:11 Drew And it's at the jawline?

1:19:12 Caller Yeah.

1:19:13 Drew Well, there can be stones in the parotid glands and sub mandibular glands. There can also be tumors and some of which are slow growing. But it's something that absolutely, and there can be new tumors, mixed cell tumors that can grow there. So it's absolutely something that needs to be checked out. Probably just an infection or a stone or a clogged gland or something.

1:19:28 Adam Don't you get stuff like that drained or removed or cut out or whatever?

1:19:32 Caller Yeah. I used to have one by the, not like right next to the corner of my eye, but near my right eye and the outer corner. And I went in and he gave me like five or six shots of Novaking right there in the office, cut it open, took it out, stitched it up and sent me on my merry little way with band-aid.

1:19:50 Drew Totally different than what you got right now.

1:19:52 Caller Oh, is it?

1:19:53 Drew Yeah. You got something in your parotid, it sounds like.

1:19:55 Adam Because it's not all in the skin, it's underneath it.

1:19:59 Caller Yeah. It's underneath.

1:20:00 Drew You've got to go check that.

1:20:01 Caller Yeah. Right on my jawline.

1:20:02 Drew You want to go to an ear, nose and throat doctor or an oral, oral maxillofacial surgeon.

1:20:06 Adam Or go to a chin, ear and ass doctor.

1:20:09 Caller No, Adam, that'd be yours.

1:20:11 Caller Okay.

1:20:11 Caller With a little boudet.

1:20:13 Caller Oh, I'll tell you.

1:20:14 Drew We're all back at it again.

1:20:16 Adam I laugh like a mad scientist when I sit on that thing.

1:20:20 Drew Just when you hit the eye or?

1:20:21 Caller Hot water.

1:20:22 Adam Right in the eye. Right in the eye.

1:20:27 Caller You actually do something called the anal wink reflex. Really? Accidentally, yes.

1:20:31 Adam What is that? It's like a sea urchin.

1:20:34 Caller Sea anemone.

1:20:35 Adam Sea anemone. It closes up real quick. Shuts the door. It's like one of those doors in a spaceship. It's the aperture type thing. That's what I love most about the future, the idea that The Hinge will be outlawed in 2010. That's any good space movie.

1:20:57 Caller No doors.

1:20:58 Adam No doors.

1:20:58 Caller No doors.

1:20:59 Drew Doors become like sort of shades, window shades.

1:21:02 Adam Doors and denim, gone. No denim in space.

1:21:05 Drew Everything is polyester.

1:21:06 Adam Yeah, it's great.

1:21:07 Drew No cotton either.

1:21:09 Adam No. It's really bizarre. It's weird. It's like filmmakers went, how do we convey that we're in the future, that this is really some sort of fantastic cosmic voice. I know the door, even though doors haven't changed in how many years?

1:21:26 Drew A couple of thousand? That whole convention must have come up around the time that they invented those sensors that opened the entrance to the grocery stores.

1:21:34 Adam Yes.

1:21:35 Drew That must have been a huge breakthrough in 1952 and made its way in the film and never left.

1:21:41 Adam That is the only part about Star Trek I don't buy. I buy the whole part about Spock and the intergalactic travel and the Klingons, the whole thing. It's that those doors function properly because anyone who has a pocket door knows it doesn't work. So once it's slide into the side of the wall they don't come back out.

1:22:00 Caller They get caught up.

1:22:00 They get stuck.

1:22:02 Adam Never works.

1:22:02 Caller CJ?

1:22:04 Caller Yes.

1:22:05 Adam Year 23.

1:22:06 Caller Yes.

1:22:07 Adam What's up?

1:22:08 Caller First I'd like to say I really, really think that Grace is absolutely true about the porno for ladies.

1:22:15 Adam Yeah. You need something for the ladies.

1:22:17 Caller Absolutely.

1:22:18 Adam Yeah. But Grace, the movies that you're looking to produce will have intercourse and everything. It'll be graphic.

1:22:24 Caller It'll be graphic.

1:22:25 Adam Very nice.

1:22:27 Caller Well, it should. I mean, it's just the movies that are out now are stupid. Yeah. They're dumb. Dumb. They're cheese.

1:22:33 Adam Yeah. Well, listen, no one told you to turn the sound on. So what's up? What's up, CJ?

1:22:40 Caller Well, I have a question. I just got out of a relationship and throughout the whole relationship, the guy was great. I mean, out of bed, in bed, great. But in order for me to have an orgasm, I would literally think of women while we're having sex. And this is not something that's just recently been happening and has been going on for years.

1:23:15 Adam All right. So you figure maybe you're into women?

1:23:17 Caller Yeah.

1:23:18 Caller You know, I'm kind of, I'm not worried about it. I'm just wondering if maybe that's what I need to.

1:23:26 Adam You ever been with a woman?

1:23:28 Caller No.

1:23:28 Adam Yeah.

1:23:29 Drew What's your history like? When did you start dating guys?

1:23:33 Caller I didn't start dating till I was 16. I had a mother who was a cop.

1:23:40 Caller Yeah.

1:23:41 Adam That's rough.

1:23:44 Caller Yeah.

1:23:44 Adam What else? You guys been good to you?

1:23:48 Caller Yeah.

1:23:49 Caller What was your dad like?

1:23:50 Caller My dad was great.

1:23:52 Caller They divorced. At what age? I was 11.

1:23:58 Drew So your mom was strict. What do you mean?

1:23:59 Caller Well, she wasn't real strict. She just didn't, you know, you're not allowed to drive. Riding the car with kids when you're 16.

1:24:07 Adam She wouldn't pull you over.

1:24:09 Caller Yeah.

1:24:10 Caller All right.

1:24:10 Adam Hey, CJ.

1:24:11 Caller Yeah.

1:24:12 Caller Yeah.

1:24:12 Adam I think you're thinking about this a little too much. Many women fantasize about women and, you know, What's the act of it though? I understand that. But the fact that she hasn't had any contact with a woman at the age by the age of 23, feels like if that was in the cards, it would have happened by now.

1:24:31 Caller Right.

1:24:31 Drew So you're planning something?

1:24:33 Caller No.

1:24:35 Adam You're not?

1:24:36 Caller It's come up so recently, because I have a friend that's a lesbian.

1:24:41 Adam She's going to go to work on you.

1:24:42 Caller No.

1:24:43 Caller Oh, yes.

1:24:44 Caller No, really.

1:24:44 Adam It's very persuasive, those lesbians. They're talking about anything.

1:24:48 Caller This is a hard lifestyle.

1:24:50 Caller Right.

1:24:50 Caller You know, da-da-da-da-da. But I've always been, I've always been the kind of person that was up in her face going, well, you know, I still think that that, that woman is attractive and, you know.

1:25:05 Caller Okay.

1:25:05 Adam Well, listen, it's not, here's, here's, here's my, my take on this. I think she's going to have an experience with a woman and decide it's not for her. But I think it feels like she has to check it off her list. I think it's bothering her a little.

1:25:19 Drew What do you think, what do you think the mom as a cop had to do with this?

1:25:24 Adam I don't know, but I don't trust cops in general as people. Now, I know we have the, what the hell are we, Culver City's finest listening to the show and all the guys we see around here seem pretty decent. But in general, there's professions I don't trust. Cop is one of them. I don't mean all cops and certainly not the ones listening to the show right now. But it does mean per capita, certain professions, I would, per capita, I would throw an attorney in there. I might even toss a doctor. There's a few professions I'm sure as hell would toss publicist, agent, manager, producer, anybody in the entertainment field, especially publicist. There's certain professions that have a higher incidence of whack jobs. Cop's definitely one of them and they all screw their own kids up their own way. So maybe it was a factor. All right, we're going to take a little break. When we get back, we'll speak to Nigel, who's 22, has a question for Grace, wants to know what it's like having sex with so many guys.

1:26:34 Caller She'll shed some light on that after this.

1:26:42 Caller Love Line will be right back.

1:26:44 Adam Hey, this is Adam Corolla.

1:26:45 Drew This is Dr. Drew.

1:26:46 Adam Stay tuned for more Love Line on the Zone 105. I'll call it a fill-out. Fantastic one less to deal with. Our guest tonight is Grace Quek. She is the subject of a documentary, which will be out at the Lemley Five out here in Southern California tomorrow. It's currently in New York. It's called The Annabel Chong Story. And it's basically based on the tremendous gang bang she had in 1995. Following around, talking to her parents and a parent, sorry. And all sorts of other good stuff like that. Okay. So where the hell were we? Well, we were going to talk to Enos or whatever. What the hell is that guy's name? Jay?

1:27:43 Caller Yeah. Hello.

1:27:45 Adam Yeah, Jay.

1:27:46 Caller I'm here.

1:27:48 Adam I already don't like Jay.

1:27:49 Drew We're listening, Jay. What's the deal?

1:27:52 Caller I was just wondering what a doctor does if you have a yeast infection.

1:27:55 Caller Like, does it go in there and look up in you or what?

1:27:57 Caller Is it like when you go to the doctor every year?

1:28:01 Caller That kind of thing?

1:28:02 Drew Yes. Why?

1:28:05 Caller I was just wondering.

1:28:06 Adam Hey, Jay, what's going on there? What are you working on?

1:28:09 Caller Oh, I'm doing the dishes.

1:28:10 Caller I see.

1:28:11 Drew If you have...

1:28:11 Adam Can you stop that for three minutes, please? You jackass.

1:28:16 Drew Jay, here's the deal. If you have an itch or a discharge, you can try some of the overcounter creams. If they don't work, then you've got to go in to see what other sort of infection this might be.

1:28:24 Caller Okay, I did.

1:28:25 Caller And then it went away. And then it came back.

1:28:27 Drew You need to go ahead and have a doctor take a look at it.

1:28:29 Adam But you had sex again, right?

1:28:31 Caller Yeah. And I was just maybe thinking it was because of that.

1:28:34 Drew Yeah. He may have something else that he's sort of giving you.

1:28:38 Adam All right.

1:28:39 Caller Okay.

1:28:40 Drew All right.

1:28:40 Caller Like I just call up and say, I think I have a yeast infection.

1:28:43 Caller Can you come look at me?

1:28:44 Caller Or do you look at me?

1:28:47 Drew Just make an appointment, Jay.

1:28:49 Adam Hey, Jay.

1:28:50 Caller Yeah.

1:28:50 Adam Jay, you're sexually active, a young lady, right? You got to go to the gynecologist once in a while.

1:28:56 Caller Right.

1:28:56 Adam I do.

1:28:57 Caller Appointment's not until July. Yeah.

1:28:59 Drew You make an appointment. You make an appointment. You go in. Dr. Buxin and he or she says, what's up? And you say, I got a burn or an itch. I got whatever. Went away. I used over the counter use medications, came back and tried sex and let them check it out.

1:29:13 Adam OK. Grace, what kind of shape was the vagina and after the gangbang?

1:29:20 Caller It's still there.

1:29:21 Adam Still there?

1:29:22 Caller Still there.

1:29:22 Adam It was just hanging on by thread, though, after the gangbang, right?

1:29:25 Caller No, it's fine. It's healthy. Yeah.

1:29:27 Adam How long before you had sex again?

1:29:30 Caller I had sex with my girlfriend on Wednesday. Well, we did it on Sunday. She got she she gets aroused watching me have sex with other men for reasons which I cannot really fathom. And she was very randy when I came back.

1:29:43 Adam From the gangbang?

1:29:45 Caller Yeah. And I was like, look, give me a break. And then Wednesday, she was, I guess she just.

1:29:51 Adam She she went down on you after that?

1:29:54 Caller Yeah.

1:29:55 Adam And I'd eat dog food out of a hubcap faster and I'd get down there orally. I'd give you a break. I'd have you like soak in a tub of vinegar or something for at least like six to eight weeks or something like that.

1:30:09 Drew How do you protect yourself against STDs?

1:30:11 Caller Condoms.

1:30:13 Adam All right. Well, in that case, I'd go down on you maybe later that night. Did you have to ice yourself down?

1:30:19 Caller No.

1:30:20 Adam Really?

1:30:20 Caller No, there wasn't. Actually, well, yes, of course, the, you know, it was. Well, I was sore, but.

1:30:30 Adam Sure.

1:30:31 Caller Yeah. I mean, of course, I'm normal. I'm human, but I take a good job if I can't walk.

1:30:37 Adam I can only imagine.

1:30:40 Caller I think a lot of the strain, too, is on the neck and the knees and everywhere. So it's almost like running a marathon.

1:30:47 Adam Your knees? You're on your back, though, right?

1:30:50 Caller No, no.

1:30:51 Adam Hi, doggy. Wheelbarrow?

1:30:53 Caller Well, you know, I get bored to my back and I get really bored.

1:30:58 Adam Me, too.

1:30:59 Caller Yeah.

1:30:59 Adam But I still don't move. So, I mean, you got you're on your back, you're on your knees.

1:31:06 Caller Yeah.

1:31:06 Adam You're moving around.

1:31:07 Caller Moving around.

1:31:08 Adam Nice. You never got on top, though, did you?

1:31:10 Caller I did.

1:31:10 Adam Wow.

1:31:11 Caller Yeah.

1:31:11 Adam I'll tell you. Variety. It's the spice of gangbang. Terrence? Terrence, sorry.

1:31:19 Caller Yeah.

1:31:19 Adam Terrence, you're 18 years old. What's up?

1:31:23 Caller All right. Is this one person just do that at my school? And I think he looks fine. I don't know. I think he's like, oh, no, I can't explain it. Every time I see him, I get hella horny.

1:31:38 Caller All right. A male.

1:31:40 Adam You're attracted to a guy?

1:31:43 Caller Yeah.

1:31:43 Adam And that's scaring you?

1:31:45 Caller Yeah.

1:31:45 Adam Okay. But you've never been with a man?

1:31:49 Caller No.

1:31:49 Adam Now, do you think you're gay?

1:31:53 Caller No.

1:31:54 Adam No. Do you like women?

1:31:58 Caller Yeah.

1:31:59 Adam Yeah. That didn't sound like a real strong endorsement of women. Yeah. Gay or you? Let me ask you a question. You like pizza?

1:32:10 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:32:11 Adam See? See that one? Yeah. All right. You like women? Yeah. Still slowed down. He likes pizza more than women. I don't blame him. They'll never break your heart, that pizza. And if they do, you get another one in 20 minutes or it's free.

1:32:26 Drew Well, Tara, just see where this goes. Don't act until you're a little clearer on what's up with you. But you seem to have some ambivalence about your sexual orientation. And this is the age when you sort of kind of come to terms with those things.

1:32:37 Adam I understand as a guy at 18 and thinks he's straight his whole life, all of a sudden he finds another guy he's attracted to and he's kind of freaked out. But don't worry, you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. Just relax a little bit. You make your move if you want. If you do, that's fine. But just slow down.

1:32:53 Drew Slow down.

1:32:54 Adam And relax.

1:32:54 Caller Slow down.

1:32:55 Adam Everyone slow down.

1:32:57 Caller Yes.

1:32:58 Adam That's what I think we're saying. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:33:04 Caller Let's have some more fun.

1:33:06 Caller Okay. Let's do it.

1:33:08 Caller Call Loveline.

1:33:09 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:33:27 Adam All right, well, there you go. Another end of a show, another end of a week. I want to thank Grace Quek for coming out here tonight, and go see the Annabel Chong story. Sounds very interesting. That will be the Lemley Five here on Sunset, and it's playing in New York as we speak. I want to thank our fabulous phone screener, Danielle, for not only screening the phones, pouring the coffee, and giving me just big, she gave me like a big hug.

1:33:54 Caller Oh wow.

1:33:55 Adam I like hugging a little people. A little person, you know, makes me feel like Gulliver. And it makes me feel powerful, you know.

1:34:02 Caller Come here and give me a hug.

1:34:03 Adam Yeah. I want to thank the engineer Anderson for doing a great job all week. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Anderson? Anderson?

1:34:18 Caller Here.

1:34:19 Adam Well, now.

1:34:20 Caller This has been Loveline. The stuff expressed on Loveline is not necessarily the stuff of the staff, the management, the sponsors, or anyone else, including Westwood One Entertainment. Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins and Gold. Now, please enjoy these birds.

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