Episode 1000754887691

8:06 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

8:14 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

8:17 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

8:19 Voiceover Loveline.

8:21 Adam Hey, it's the Loveline of Adam Corolla as Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest is Vin Diesel. He is in Pitch Black. That is that new sci-fi movie that you've been seeing all the commercials for, at least I have. And I like this movie because it looks like big bugs are eating people or something that flies with a lot of wing and a lot of mouth.

8:57 Drew Huge buzz in this film, by the way.

8:59 Adam I can't. Well, they're advertising the hell out of it.

9:01 Drew We're doing a review and an interview with Vin at drdrew.com up tonight.

9:06 Adam You are?

9:06 Drew Yeah. Our entertainment editor flew out to meet with him.

9:10 Adam Fascinating. Vin?

9:12 Vin Diesel Hey.

9:13 Adam Hey. How are you? Nice to meet you.

9:15 Vin Diesel Nice to meet you.

9:16 Adam So, you know, I've seen 150 commercials, but they're keeping it under tight wraps. I mean, it seems to be some people got stranded on some kind of planet, where magically they can breathe the atmosphere. And these, these creatures that inhabit the planet, that remind me somewhat of, what was the hell of that movie about four, three, four years ago?

9:42 Drew Star Trooper. Star Trooper.

9:43 Adam Star Ship Troopers, which I loved because they were fighting insects. I don't like when, I don't like people getting killed.

9:49 Drew Vin didn't like it.

9:50 Adam I don't like animals getting killed that much, but I like insects getting it. Because they're evil and they need to go.

9:56 Vin Diesel Oh, God, yes.

9:57 Adam And when you take big insects, they really need to go. So can you give us a shed just a little more light, pardon the pun, on Pitch Black?

10:06 Vin Diesel Pitch Black is about a group of marooned travelers that are obviously a crash land on a planet. A planet that has three existing suns. And there is a total eclipse. And creatures emerge from the darkness and devour every living thing.

10:27 Adam GIO. And they're scared of the light though, right?

10:31 Vin Diesel They are like giant, you know.

10:33 Adam Sort of bat-esque?

10:34 Vin Diesel I don't want to say bat. Is there another word we can use? Well... Anything but bat. Don't say bat.

10:40 Adam They got a little, you know, sort of...

10:43 Vin Diesel They've got that nocturnal, you know...

10:46 Adam Little bat equals giant wasp, equals giant... plus giant mosquito.

10:53 Vin Diesel Well, they're kind of like pterodactyl-ish.

10:56 Adam Yes. Yes. I didn't get a good look at them, because a commercial doesn't give you a great look at them, but they just... a lot of wing and mouth.

11:05 Vin Diesel Yeah, a lot of mouth. They've got these huge hammerheads.

11:07 Drew It's like a Pokemon.

11:08 Adam Yeah.

11:09 Vin Diesel Very Pokemon.

11:11 Adam And let's talk about your character.

11:14 Vin Diesel I play a convict, a criminal.

11:18 Drew Accused of a crime never committed.

11:20 Vin Diesel Exactly.

11:21 Drew Oh, how did I know that?

11:22 Vin Diesel Good, good, good, good. No, accused of crimes that are never confirmed.

11:28 Adam I see.

11:28 Drew It's a new twist.

11:29 Vin Diesel Yeah, vilified by this character that's seemingly the hero. So I play this nefarious character who ends up being the only person that you can depend on on this planet because he has night vision.

11:43 Adam How is it that you have night vision?

11:46 Vin Diesel He spent his life in the future. He spent his life in a futuristic slam facility, a maximum slam facility. And at the bottom of this slam is, it's like 36 levels deep, and at the bottom is just this huge pit with catacombs and stuff. It's a complete, completely aphotic. There's no light at all. So they can get their eyes, the prisoners can get their eyes surgically enhanced by these like makeshift something. They're called cutters.

12:19 Drew It's like tattoos.

12:20 Vin Diesel In a way.

12:21 Drew They do it, they crack the eyes with guitar strings.

12:24 Adam Yeah.

12:25 Drew Crazy.

12:26 Adam So you've had that done, so you have the night vision, so you have a one-up on everyone else on this dark planet.

12:32 Vin Diesel Right. And you can actually see how he gets his eyes done on, there's a comic book, a prequel comic book on the website.

12:41 Right.

12:41 Vin Diesel That actually explains how he got his eyes done.

12:43 Adam Well, I think this is, if not the only movie coming out this weekend, certainly the biggest, because it's just I've been bombarded.

12:51 Vin Diesel I like that, Adam.

12:52 I like that.

12:53 Adam Well, I really mean it. I couldn't, I'm not just kissing ass. If you'd ask me what movie's coming out this week, I would say Pitch Black. I don't know what else is coming out. They're bombarding us with the commercials, but I like it. I like when things fly down and eat people. That's what I enjoy. I don't like those movies where people sit around and talk. I like to see stuff flying and eating.

13:17 Drew This is your mainstream equivalent of power, right?

13:19 Adam Yeah. I could almost masturbate to this. I think I might. I think I could. All right. Kevin. Yeah. You're 20. What's up?

13:28 Caller All right. My girlfriend can orgasm in two minutes. Can I make the Guinness Book or what? That's what I think. I want to know if she's faking. Can it be done?

13:35 Adam Can? Yes.

13:36 Drew Does she do that? That's what she does?

13:38 Caller Well, I mean, you know, we have that like occasional quickie, weather permitting, and it's just like, I don't know, can it be done? She's real good at it.

13:45 Adam Well, listen, if she was going to fake it, she would hold out longer than two minutes because it would arouse suspicion otherwise.

13:52 Caller Yeah.

13:53 Adam So she's probably not faking it.

13:54 Drew The ones that can go that quickly usually are sort of multiply capable. Could you do it more than once?

14:01 Caller Layman's terms?

14:02 Drew Multi-orgasmic.

14:04 Adam Multi meaning one?

14:07 Drew Is she able to do that?

14:08 Adam How far do we got to break down multi-orgasmic? Has a whole s-load of orgasms?

14:16 Are you stupid or something?

14:19 Adam Easily arrives on her second orgasm.

14:23 Caller Well, what she does is pretty much is she knows we have short time, and I was seeing if she was faking it, but like I'll be going and then she like quivers and all that stuff and you know I...

14:36 Adam Hey, hey Kevin, how busy do they keep you at the plumbing supply warehouse that you only have two minutes at a time?

14:46 Caller As in you think I work there?

14:48 Adam Well, what I'm asking is how come you have such a limited amount of time to have sex with her when it doesn't sound like you have five jobs and you're going to college full time?

14:57 Caller Well, we're at her house, you know.

14:58 Adam And her folks are there?

14:59 Caller Well, yeah, upstairs, you know.

15:01 Drew I see.

15:02 Adam And how old is she?

15:04 Caller She's 18.

15:05 Adam And isn't that weird for you when she's orgasming under her parents' bedroom?

15:09 Caller Oh, we're like all the way in the basement, but...

15:12 Good.

15:13 Adam All right. Hey Kevin?

15:14 Caller Yeah.

15:15 Adam Do you have a house?

15:17 Caller I live with my parents still.

15:18 Drew Are you using birth control?

15:20 Caller No, she's going to. That's another thing I was going to ask real quick if you'd let me. She talked to her counselor, and we were going to go over there, and I was going to go with her, and when would be a good time so we could start right away? Because we're both real busy, where she could get on the pill. I know it's like right when her period starts, is it?

15:39 Drew Yeah.

15:40 Caller It's like right around there, and you're supposed to go and then get a checkup from a gynecologist.

15:43 Drew Kevin.

15:44 Caller What would be a good one to get?

15:46 Adam What counselor does she have?

15:48 Caller She's her school counselor. She really confides in this lady.

15:51 Drew Kevin, get her on the pill now.

15:53 Adam Okay.

15:53 Drew The faster, the better. Triphasic pills are, get her triphasic pills because they're active right away. They work right away.

16:00 Adam All right, Kevin.

16:00 Caller Okay.

16:01 Adam Okay.

16:02 Drew In the meantime, condoms, condoms, condoms. You can get free condoms at drdrew.com in fact.

16:06 Adam All right, Kevin.

16:07 Caller How many did you get from you for free?

16:08 Drew Three.

16:09 Adam You get three.

16:09 Drew And if you have a friend register, I think they gave you two more.

16:13 Adam Allow four to eight weeks for shipping, though. Can you hang on?

16:16 Drew No, take about three days, two days.

16:17 Adam I'm kidding. All right there, Kevin.

16:19 Drew All right.

16:19 Adam Don't get anyone pregnant.

16:20 Caller Oh, no. No.

16:22 Adam Okay. I don't want any little Kevin's running around.

16:26 Drew No.

16:27 Adam Debbie?

16:27 Drew He's talking riddles.

16:29 Adam That's all right. Hi. I've learned to speak. What do we call our callers?

16:35 Drew E-guitars.

16:36 Adam E-guitars, yes.

16:38 Drew E-guitardish.

16:39 Adam Debbie?

16:40 Caller Yes, I'm here.

16:40 You're 30.

16:41 Caller Yes.

16:42 What's up?

16:44 Caller First, I like to say hi to both of you, and I think both of you are great. I really like your show a lot.

16:50 Adam Say hi to Vin Diesel too.

16:52 Caller Hi, Vin.

16:53 Vin Diesel Hey, Debbie.

16:54 Caller How are you?

16:54 Vin Diesel I'm healthy at the moment.

16:56 Caller Okay. I did something really silly when I was 19. I lost my virginity and I had unprotected sex, and I contracted an STD. And I am married. I've been married for two years. And I'm trying to get pregnant. And I wonder if I am sterile from the gonorrhea that I contracted.

17:24 Drew Did you get pelvic inflammatory disease?

17:26 Caller Well, I'm not sure. I don't really... No, I know I had pain there.

17:31 Drew Did that put you in the hospital?

17:33 Caller No, nothing like that. They treated me. How I realized, I had a discharge, of course. And this was probably maybe a week after.

17:41 Drew Did they treat you for chlamydia also?

17:43 Caller Yes.

17:43 Drew Okay, so that was all...

17:44 Caller They gave me a shot, and they gave me pills, the antibiotics.

17:48 Drew Right.

17:49 Caller Okay.

17:49 Adam Why is it you think you're sterile?

17:51 Caller I'm not getting pregnant. I haven't been trying that long. I've been trying since September of last year.

17:58 Drew 18 months. That's pretty good.

18:00 Caller And...

18:00 Drew Is it September of 99 or September of 98?

18:02 Caller 99.

18:03 Drew So just 6 months, 8 months.

18:04 Caller Okay. Yeah. About something like that. I've been off the pill for over a year though before September. Okay?

18:11 Adam Yeah.

18:12 Caller And I went to the doctor. I always go to my doctor for my pelvic exams. And my pelvic...

18:17 Adam You don't go to Transmission Place?

18:19 Caller No, I don't.

18:20 Adam You see a doctor.

18:21 Drew Debbie, here's what happens next is you need to see a doctor who has some ability to treat fertility problems.

18:26 Adam Oh, wait a minute. It hasn't been... It's been 6 months.

18:29 Drew 6 months. You should wait a year really to...

18:33 Caller I've been off the pill way over a year.

18:36 Drew Yeah, but you've been trying to get pregnant for 6 months, right?

18:38 Caller Yeah, right.

18:39 Adam All right, but do you think this thing that happened 11 years ago has anything to do with it?

18:43 Drew Routinely.

18:44 Caller I wonder.

18:44 Adam Routinely.

18:45 Drew Routinely.

18:46 Adam Hold on a second.

18:47 Drew Hang on.

18:48 Adam Somebody gets... what did she have?

18:49 Drew What did she say she had? Probably chlamydia. Chlamydia. They call it gonorrhea.

18:52 Adam She has it, but a week later, she's 19, she's a virgin, she loses her virginity. A week later, she notices some discharge. She goes and takes care of it. From that...

19:02 Drew She had a lot of pelvic pain. It probably was into the tubes at that point, and it can damage the little hair cells that move the egg down the tube.

19:08 Adam One week?

19:09 Drew Even one week. Not necessarily, but...

19:11 Adam Wouldn't everyone be sterile if this was true?

19:16 Drew There are millions of cases of tube dysfunction.

19:19 Adam One week? It didn't fester for a long period of time?

19:22 Drew It's more likely to cause fertility problems if it's indolent and goes on for a while, but it can routinely cause fertility problems. It's a routine issue.

19:30 Adam But seriously, if you were a gambling man, would you say this is the reason?

19:33 Drew I'd say 50-50. Really? Yeah.

19:36 Adam No. Why do I know more than you when I know less?

19:39 Drew Here's what I would do. I would get what's called a hysterosalpingogram, which is the thing that lights up the uterus and the tubes and see if there's any problems, see if there's any scarring, see if the tubes are open and patent and it seemed to be functioning normally.

19:49 Adam They use that flashlight the ushers use in the movie theater to do that? How do they get that up in there?

19:55 Drew Yeah, that long one, right?

19:56 Adam Yeah.

19:56 Drew Yeah, that's it.

19:57 Adam Where are those? I want one of those. Remember when flashlights? Now, the flashlight itself had that long red plastic end on the end of it. That's a, man, what a day.

20:08 Drew They use those now to guide airplanes into those little airports we frequently frequent.

20:12 Adam Oh man, between the gas station, between the guy at the gas station checking the oil, checking the tire pressure and wiping the windshield down and that guy.

20:22 Drew Our listeners probably don't even know that there was such a thing.

20:24 Adam Let me explain what a usher is. A guy works at the theater who doesn't want money. I know this sounds bizarre. It's not the concession guide. It's not the guy at the ticket counter. It's not the guy who's running the projector and it's not someone who's like huffing you and bringing you down. Just a nice guy in a bow tie telling you, hey, you could sit here if you want.

20:44 Drew That's the guy that used to get your gasoline for you. Or wipe your windshield.

20:47 Adam Same guy. Different bow tie, but same guy. Oh man.

20:52 Drew Oh, those were the days. But anyway, Debbie, I talked to... You could wait a year. It's reasonable to try that long and maybe even get some kits where you sort of time your ovulation and make sure you have sex around the ovulation time within 25 hours.

21:04 Adam How do you time it? Temperature?

21:05 Drew Yeah, basal body temperature.

21:07 Adam Where do you put that thermometer?

21:09 Drew In your mouth.

21:10 Adam You do?

21:10 Drew Yeah.

21:11 Adam And then in the mouth?

21:12 Drew You put it there too, yeah.

21:13 Adam You can? You put it there?

21:14 Drew Wherever you need to take your temperature, yeah. You can put it under your arm if you want.

21:17 Adam Yeah.

21:18 Drew As long as you're taking the temperature. And the deal is though, I would think you'd want to get a sperm count for your husband to make sure that end is okay and then you get a hysterella cellophane organ.

21:26 Adam Does your temperature go up when you're fertile or down?

21:28 Drew It drops.

21:29 Adam It drops. So, that's how you know you're ovulating?

21:32 Drew Yeah.

21:33 Adam You know you're ovulating when your temperature drops?

21:35 Yeah.

21:37 Adam Can you get your temperature to drop and induce ovulation?

21:39 Drew No.

21:40 Adam Reed?

21:42 Hello?

21:43 Adam You're 17 years old?

21:45 Caller Yeah. You know what? I want to know if I can bake Prozac into brownies.

21:52 Sure.

21:53 Caller And would it be safe and would I get a buzz off of it?

21:58 Adam That's the way they recommend dosages. Isn't that true, Drew?

22:02 Drew Prozac doesn't give you a buzz. I've never heard of anybody cooking with it, so I don't know if the molecule would survive that. And I don't know how you dose it either, but it's not a medicine that gives you a buzz.

22:12 Adam Hey, Reed?

22:13 Drew Yeah?

22:14 Adam Couldn't you just hit yourself in the head with a frying pan or something and catch a little, you know, kind of altered feel off of that?

22:22 Uh, no.

22:23 Adam No?

22:24 Caller No.

22:25 Drew Do you ever sniff gasoline or anything like that?

22:27 Caller Uh, yeah.

22:29 Drew Yeah, how did I know that?

22:29 Caller Not gasoline, but I have tried...

22:33 Caller Hydrocarbons....

22:35 Caller nail polish.

22:36 Caller Sure.

22:37 Drew This is Reed, Reed, Reed.

22:40 Adam Reed, what do you figure you're not going to need your brain later on?

22:45 Caller I don't know. I'm just... I'm in... I don't know. I'm in the experimentation mode right now.

22:49 Drew Yeah, this is more the experimentation, though, Reed. I mean, there are certain cultures where this is not that uncommon at all, but it's extremely damaging to your brain.

22:58 Caller I've stopped doing that. I have.

23:00 Drew I know, but now you're talking about cooking Prozac and Brown isn't eating it.

23:03 Caller Well, I'm already on Prozac, so...

23:06 Adam Reed's...

23:07 Vin Diesel Is he doing the job now?

23:09 Adam I think if he was doing his job, he wouldn't be considering cooking with it.

23:12 Drew Do you want to see what happened to him again?

23:13 Adam Hey, Reed?

23:14 Caller Yeah?

23:14 Adam Did something happen to you?

23:16 Caller Like what?

23:17 Adam Well, something horrible.

23:20 Caller I don't know what you call horrible.

23:22 Adam Well, somebody...

23:22 Drew What happened to you was horrible?

23:23 Adam Somebody did something to you that maybe they shouldn't have done?

23:27 Caller Yeah, I was abused.

23:28 Adam Who abused you?

23:30 I was a...

23:31 Caller It was a babysitter, a female babysitter when I was five.

23:35 Wow.

23:35 Adam How many times?

23:38 Caller It was three years.

23:39 Drew Over three years.

23:40 Adam Three years?

23:41 Yeah.

23:41 Adam Wow. Your parents really left town. Did they go to Europe?

23:45 Caller No.

23:46 Adam So it was like once a week for three years?

23:48 Caller No, it was every day after school.

23:49 Adam Wow. What would she do with you?

23:53 Caller She let me stick objects in her.

23:56 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. How old is she?

24:01 Caller Now she... Well, I remember she had pubes, so she must have been like 13 or at least that age. I believe she was 14.

24:09 Caller Now she has children.

24:10 Adam Did she abuse you?

24:12 Caller What?

24:13 Vin Diesel She abused you?

24:15 Caller Yeah.

24:15 Adam Yeah.

24:16 Vin Diesel She just let you partake in like five-year-old activity?

24:19 Adam It's a form of abuse. Vin, where are you from?

24:24 Vin Diesel From a place where everyone does that.

24:26 Adam That's what I was thinking.

24:28 Vin Diesel I come from a place where babysitters allow you to do whatever they want.

24:31 Adam Yeah. As a matter of fact, where Vin comes from, they ask, when the parents come, did you molest the kid? No. No, I'm sorry. I didn't get around to it.

24:39 Drew No, I'm sorry.

24:39 Adam Okay, here's $10, but if you did molest the child- No. No, no pay if you molest.

24:45 Drew Here's the phone number. Here's where we're going to be. Here's the various objects Johnny likes to play with when he's with the babysitters.

24:50 Adam That's right. Yes. Boy, hold on. Let's talk a little more to Reed. Reed?

24:55 Caller Yeah.

24:56 Adam Okay. Other than you doing things to her, did she do things to you?

25:02 Caller Yes, she did. Actually, she stuck things in my rear.

25:08 Oh, boy.

25:10 Caller Yeah.

25:12 Caller I never told anybody about this. It's the first time I've said this out loud.

25:15 Drew Well, it is what is at the core of what's going on here with you. One of the big issues and you should be discussing this with the doctors that are prescribing medication to treat the consequences of all this.

25:26 Adam Well, yes. And listen, you were abused. Now you're just going to pick up the torch and carry the abuse on yourself.

25:33 Drew Oh, yes.

25:34 Adam Don't do it to yourself. You know what's interesting about Reed? We talk to young women all the time that got abused when they were five years old and they sound like little girls because they get locked in that little girl thing. It's like they got locked into the age they were abused. Did you catch Reed's voice? Reed is 17. Reed doesn't sound a lot like Vin. Reed sounds like if Vin's small toe could talk. That's what Reed would sound like. Listen to this. Reed?

26:04 Caller Yeah?

26:04 Adam Yeah.

26:05 What?

26:07 Adam You can hear that. You sound like you were locked in when you were five.

26:12 Caller Well, I guess.

26:14 Adam That's what happened.

26:16 Caller Do you think that that might have turned me gay or something?

26:19 Drew Well, those sorts of violations can certainly challenge your sexual identity. To say it turned you gay is sort of a misnomer, but it's very common for people that have issues of sexual abuse to have questions about their identity.

26:33 Caller But I'm not the only one she did this to.

26:35 Drew Of course not. And my concern is that she's doing it to her kids now.

26:38 Caller Well, she did this to her brother.

26:39 Drew Of course. Well, listen, somebody did something to her. Believe me, some parent did that.

26:43 Adam Can you report her something, Reed?

26:45 Caller It's been so many years.

26:47 Drew There's no statute on this.

26:48 Adam Please, how old are her kids? She has kids.

26:51 Caller I think her kids are like five.

26:52 Drew Don't you want to protect the kids from this?

26:55 Caller This is the first time I've even confronted this. I mean, out loud. I mean, it's something that I've been thinking about for years.

27:01 Vin Diesel Well, how did you know about her brother?

27:04 Caller What? Because we would do it at the same time. Sometimes he would stick things in me, and then I would stick things in her. It was like we call it a train.

27:16 Adam All right. Did he read? Yeah. You got to get some therapy, you got to read some books, and you got to stop messing with your own mind. Would you please do that?

27:25 Yes.

27:25 Adam Okay. Don't victimize yourself, please. Okay?

27:28 All right. Thank you.

27:29 Adam All right. Take care. Yeah. See that voice? Five. There it was. Oh, man. She's got kids. Oh, boy. Lauren?

27:40 Yes.

27:41 Adam You're 18. What's up?

27:43 Caller I'm having trouble convincing my mom to let me go to a gynecologist and to a therapist.

27:50 Adam Wow.

27:51 Drew You're 18.

27:52 Caller Yeah, I'm 18. Thanks for taking my call.

27:54 Drew You're welcome. What convincing do you have to do? Why do you need your mom involved with this in any way?

28:01 Caller I'm still in high school.

28:03 Drew You're 18.

28:04 Adam Still in high school.

28:06 Drew It's time to start taking care of yourself, Lauren.

28:08 Caller I'm here. It kind of opens my mail sometimes.

28:11 Adam Oh boy.

28:11 Drew Lauren, it's not okay.

28:12 Adam Eating disorder?

28:14 Caller No, no. I don't know. I'm a little bit overweight. I'm 165.

28:19 Adam Little intrusive, though, mama is. Hey, listen, you want to go to a psychologist and a gynecologist?

28:25 Caller Well, I just...

28:27 Drew Psychologist.

28:28 Adam I just thought of it. What about a psychogonagist? He just got the hand up the vagina and he's saying, so why do you blame your parents? You know, I mean, you have plenty of time to talk. You're not going anywhere. These guys got a lot of medical training. They got a lot of schooling.

28:43 Drew They wouldn't be like talking to a side dentist.

28:46 Adam Yeah.

28:46 Drew That wouldn't work.

28:47 Adam No, that's good. They ought to do that. They kill two birds with one stone. So you want to go to a gynecologist because why?

28:56 Drew Here's what you need to do. Hold on.

28:57 Adam I want to know why. Are you sexually active now?

29:00 Caller No, not yet. But I might like to be sometime in the future. I'd like to go before.

29:05 Drew All right. You're 18. It's time to go. That's the deal.

29:09 Caller Um, but how? I live in a small Catholic Louisiana town.

29:17 Drew You get a phone book or you call the hospital nearby and you ask who they recommend for gynecology.

29:23 Adam Well, you go down to the coin up laundry and see, you know, pull one of those tabs off the gynecologist sheet hanging on the cork board there.

29:31 Drew You go to the gynecologist and while you're there, you talk with that doctor about some of the psychological needs that you have and get a referral and follow the directions. This is your health care. It has nothing to do with your mom.

29:43 Adam All right, Lauren. Where's your dad? He's out of the picture, right?

29:47 Caller Uh, yeah. They were divorced when I was two and my mom's been married three times.

29:51 Adam Three times.

29:52 All right.

29:52 Adam Hey, Lauren.

29:53 Yes?

29:54 Adam Listen to me because truer words were never spoken. Your mom's nuts. You understand? She's crazy. I know as to you, it's your mom. To me, just another whacked out 42-year-old. You know what I'm saying? I'm making an effort. Listen, I'm telling you, I think it's important for kids to know sometimes their parents are nuts and they just shouldn't listen to them. Or wrong. Or wrong and nuts. You see what I'm saying, Lauren? It will drive you nuts if you pay attention to them. I mean, look back, everybody, on those bosses you had, on those school teachers you had, on those girlfriends and boyfriends that you had way back when. You worship them, you idolize them, some football coach or something, and you lived and died with every action and every word they said. Now, you look back on them and you realize, hey, half those people were nuts. And I was kind of not in a good position to be listening to those people because I could have gone either way with some of those things, especially in a relationship, school teacher, weird uncle, whatever.

31:02 Drew Excuse me?

31:04 Adam What I'm saying is you idolize your parents.

31:06 Drew Reid spoke about it for the first time tonight. Maybe this is your chance, Adam.

31:09 Adam You idolize your parents when you're a kid, you idiot. And hey, listen, they are mommy and they are daddy. But you know what? You get a little older, you get a little distance, you realize, hey, maybe I should have been listening to this person quite as much. I mean, you know, four divorces under the belt, don't want me to go to the gynecologist. I'm just giving Lorne the freedom to realize mom's nuts, move out of the house, go to college and move on. All right.

31:32 Drew Let's us move on too.

31:34 Adam All right. Vin Diesel's our guest tonight. He's from Pitch Black, which is a hit in the theaters. Flying in the theaters, huh? Uh-huh. Flying in the theaters Friday. When we come back, we'll speak to Bob is 21, had sex with a hooker in Tijuana. Now, she says her kid is his. Wants to know how it can be proved. We'll tell him how to do it after this. It's the Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, the man without his headphones, is Vin Diesel. Vin is in Pitch Black, coming out, is that tomorrow?

32:40 Vin Diesel Tomorrow.

32:41 Adam Yeah.

32:41 Vin Diesel Friday.

32:42 Adam I'll tell you.

32:43 Vin Diesel Good presidential weekend.

32:44 Adam I know I say this about every movie where we have a guest in on this show, who's starring in that movie, but I like this movie. Stuff flying down and eating people. And the reviews, at least the ones they show in the commercials, happen to be good. I don't know if that's coincidence. And I can't read if it's like Ron Brewington from National Urban Radio or it's actually in New York Times.

33:11 Drew Critics agree.

33:12 Adam But they look good.

33:13 Vin Diesel Ain't It Cool News, Harry Knowles is a very tough critic.

33:18 Adam And what do they say?

33:20 Vin Diesel Ain't It Cool News? What do you mean, Dr. Drew?

33:22 Adam Come on, Drew. Hippin up.

33:23 Vin Diesel Come on, really.

33:24 This is outrageous.

33:26 Vin Diesel The film's Nitro.

33:28 Adam Nice.

33:30 Vin Diesel Moriarty, who's also on the film, said it was the best film he's seen. One of the best sci-fis he's seen since Terminator.

33:38 Adam I'll tell you, I love a good sci-fi, but there's so many bad ones, but a good one, and as I've said on this show before, and I think it bears repeating, I don't understand why, and I know, Drew, you make fun of this, you scoff at this kind of thinking, but really break it down and think about it for a second.

33:55 Drew What is it that you're saying?

33:56 Adam When it comes down to best film of the year, and you take a movie going back to like Terminator 2, or even the first Terminator, or even Alien, or movie like that, this is a movie that not only has a very compelling story and good acting, but amazing effects. And aren't the effects part of the movie? Why is it My Dinner with Andre beats Terminator 2? Why is that a better film? A couple of homos sitting around talking beats this. Half of it's improvised, and the only set is a coffee table. Do you know what I mean? The film, it's the film, now I understand it's not best dialogue and it's not best original screenplay, it's best movie. And that includes editing, and that includes lighting, and that includes costume, and that includes special effects. And if you take a look at something like T2 from back when, or Alien, or Aliens, or something like that, I mean you're talking about the difference between a rowboat and a battleship. Do you know what I'm saying?

35:03 Drew Yeah, I understand.

35:04 Adam And why those movies aren't even considered, when some of them are actual good movies, they get snubbed each year.

35:11 Drew Because I think probably because it all comes out of the discipline of drama.

35:14 Adam Yeah, but...

35:15 Drew And so drama and dramatics is about the personal, the acting, the experimental material.

35:21 Vin Diesel The reality is there are many sci-fi films that have compelling stories.

35:27 Drew Oh, that's what he's saying, I think, is that they should. But he's saying even if they don't, shouldn't they still be considered higher than some that has just good drama.

35:36 Adam Yeah, well, no, I'm saying...

35:38 Drew Because the film, you know, the film quality...

35:40 Adam At least put them in the running.

35:41 Vin Diesel Because of the special effects. Well, there are special effects categories.

35:45 Adam I know, but...

35:46 Vin Diesel And that's not sufficient enough, I guess.

35:49 Adam Well, to me, it's like when you say, best film, that should include something from every category.

35:55 Drew You and I are way out of our league with this, because we have to really know something about that which is cinematic. What the hell do we know about that?

36:02 Adam Wait a minute, my grandfather...

36:04 Drew I know, and I studied......dominated in the Academy Award. I studied a tour criticism in college. That doesn't make me Jack, though.

36:11 Adam Please, I know more than any of those homos in Hollywood. Bob? What's up, Adam? You're 21.

36:17 Drew You've been hanging out with your guy friends.

36:19 Adam I know what's going on.

36:20 Drew Too long here.

36:21 Adam We'll see. We'll see. We'll let the history decide, Drew. Bob? Hey. What's going on?

36:28 How you doing? Hey, what's up, the Vin?

36:30 Vin Diesel Hey, buddy.

36:31 Adam All right.

36:32 Yeah, I was in Tijuana. Ended up having sex with a stripper, and he told me she was pregnant.

36:38 Adam Hey, Bob, are you on a speakerphone?

36:41 Yeah, hold on.

36:42 Adam All right, you idiot. The temerity to speak to us on a speakerphone. I hang up on my own grandmother. She uses a speakerphone.

36:51 Drew You hang up your grandmother anyway.

36:52 Adam That's true, but it's because she uses a speakerphone.

36:54 Eric?

36:56 Yeah.

36:56 Adam You're 22.

36:57 Caller What's going on?

36:58 Adam Bob, as much as I like Tijuana hookers, you're going to have to wait. I'm going to punish you a little bit. You're 22, Bob. I mean, Eric, what's up?

37:06 Caller People told me that I might have a compulsive behavior or something because I'm constantly scared of touching something without washing my hands. I carry like alcohol pads with me and if I had to touch something that anybody else would touch, I want to rub it down and I don't know, I'm scared of germs.

37:21 Adam Yeah, I'm the same way except for I had a mini Snickers bar that got kicked 10 feet across the carpet in my office today.

37:28 Drew You get directly off the floor probably.

37:32 Adam I didn't get down on my knees and lick it off the floor, I bent down and picked it up. Hey, Eric? Yeah. Well, they're right.

37:39 Drew Well, they may be right.

37:40 Adam Of course, they're right.

37:41 Drew There are other thought disturbances and things that can have similar kinds of symptoms.

37:44 Adam But they're close enough.

37:45 Drew But they're close enough. They're definitely warm. And this is a strongly biological process.

37:52 Adam Vin's hocking up kimchi now.

37:54 Drew These days have medication treatments and whatnot. So you really should take advantage. They can get quite intense.

38:00 Caller Like what kind of medication?

38:02 Drew Oh, Luvox. Sort of specifically designed for this. Is there a lot of side effects? No, not a lot of side effects. Or if you want to just get some psychotherapy and see what's motivating some of these strategies, you can check it out. But the primary, the sort of cornerstone of treatment for these kinds of things today is medication.

38:19 Vin Diesel Does it affect your life? Does it make your life any more difficult?

38:23 Drew He's talking.

38:23 Adam Oh, I'm sorry. I'm talking to Drew. Go ahead.

38:26 Drew It's so annoying that he does that constantly all the time.

38:28 Adam Shut up or I'll shut your mic.

38:30 Vin Diesel Does it affect your life? Does it make your life that much more difficult?

38:35 Caller Kind of.

38:36 Drew I don't know.

38:37 Caller It bugs me to not wash my hands after everything.

38:40 Drew Are you doing other rituals, other rituals, turning TVs on and off and lights on and off, that kind of thing?

38:45 Caller No, nothing like that.

38:46 Drew Do you have intrusive thoughts where you believe something is going to happen to you if you don't do certain things?

38:51 Caller No. I'm mainly just scared of picking cold blues and stuff like that.

38:56 Vin Diesel I don't think that's the worst thing in the world. People are germ conscious. I'm germ conscious. I won't drink out of somebody else's bottle.

39:04 Caller I don't drink after other people either.

39:05 Vin Diesel You're like me. It's not that big a deal. You just like to be a little bit cautious. That's okay.

39:11 Adam No. Eric's worse. Eric's got a problem. Don't listen to Vin.

39:16 Vin Diesel Eric, I'm with you. It's okay. It's not the end of the world. You like to be clean. That's okay. I don't see anything wrong with it.

39:21 Adam There's nothing wrong with that to a point. And then after a certain point, and I'll decide where that point is, it becomes unacceptable.

39:29 Vin Diesel Cleanliness, you know the expression.

39:31 Adam It's next to Satan. Now, hey, Drew, I need a pill too, because I got the opposite problem. I mean, I'll take a cigarette out of a hobo's mouth, take a drag off it, throw it, you know, hand it back to him. I eat stuff off the floor all the time.

39:45 Drew That's what I meant. You ate that Snickers bar, probably dove onto the floor and ate it right off.

39:49 Adam Well, it hit and it rolled a little on the floor. I just picked it up. I blew it off.

39:53 Vin Diesel It's a self-sabotaging thing that you're doing.

39:57 Adam I ate a seized candy Easter egg, one of those oversized novelty size Easter eggs that had been on my friend's, it wasn't his porch, it was more stoop or something. It was indoors, but it was under the, it was like he had a garden window. I've been sitting out there since April. I guess I ate that thing in August.

40:16 Vin Diesel Not smart.

40:16 Adam Once.

40:17 Vin Diesel Not smart.

40:18 Adam Look at me, I'm fine. Let me tell you something about all that stuff. My partner, Jimmy Kimmel, he ate a piece of bacon that came off of a whopper or came off a McDonald's burger. He ate a piece of bacon that had been thumbtacked to the wall at K-Rock for one year. One year. Thumbtacked through it on the wall in the morning show office, put the date under and said one year from now I will eat it. One year from now, he ate it. He's fine. Look at him. I mean, he's a little off, but he seems to be all right. Bob?

40:57 Caller Hello.

40:58 Adam You're 21.

40:59 Caller Yes, sir.

40:59 Adam Are you off that speakerphone?

41:01 Caller I was just in a little room that was echoing real bad.

41:03 Drew Sorry about that. Toilet. Here's the toilet flushing.

41:06 Adam Bob, you still in the toilet? No, no, no. That's not me. That's not you?

41:09 Drew Yeah.

41:10 Adam Listen, you know what I want to invent? Hold on, Bob. I want to invent a toilet flusher with a timer on it, because I get into many, many a conversation on the phone while I'm on the pot. And here's what happens. Vin, be honest. I know this has happened to you. You're sitting on the pot, you're offloading, you're on the phone and you stand up. And now it's embarrassing. You don't want to flush your toilet because you don't want the person you've been talking to, especially if it's a girl. I think you've been on taking a crap.

41:37 Vin Diesel Of course not.

41:37 Adam So what you do is, what I do is I lean out. Hold on a second. Hey Anderson, listen, I don't know if you're laying in a plane over there or making a pizza, but what are you doing? What is that with the hand flying around and everything? All right. Now Drew, you think that's weird, but I see the engineer's hand zipping around. I think something's going on in there. No. Okay. So I take a crap and now I'm on the phone. Now what I try to do sometimes is lean outside of the bathroom, stick my foot out and flush it with my foot. But it's hard. And what I want is a... And then run. And run. Now what I would like... Yeah, like the toilet's going to blow up or something. What I want is a timer where I flush the toilet, but it doesn't flush for five, ten seconds. I get into the next room, slam the door. Because here's what happens. I end up walking away from the toilet, not flushing it. And then I start talking and then I have a beer. And then I put the phone down and then I go watch some TV. And there's a knock on the door and some girl comes over and says, hey, can I use the bathroom? And I go, yeah, yeah, go ahead and help yourself. And there's a huge load floating in there. The only few times I've been busted with the Duke in the toilet has been, I've traced it back to being on the phone when I was on the pot. If somebody would invent a toilet that just had a little, there's a little timer. Yeah, why not? You get down the hall, the remote control. I got a remote control in my new toilet seat. Then I swear to God I'm going to tell you about this. That's the seat. Yeah, that doesn't control the toilet.

43:08 Vin Diesel That's so funny.

43:09 Adam All right, Vin Diesel is our guest tonight. Pitch Black is the name of his movie. And when we come back, we'll finish off with Bob, who had sex with Tijuana Hooker and claims she's pregnant now.

43:24 Caller We'll be right back with more.

43:25 Vin Diesel Loveline.

43:50 Adam It's the Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Vin Diesel's our guest tonight. He stars in Pitch Black, that is that new sci-fi movie where everyone gets eaten. February 18th, that would be tomorrow. It opens and opens in a big way. I mean, that's as big opening as they got, right?

44:13 Vin Diesel Yeah, absolutely.

44:14 Adam 2,000 screens or something like that?

44:16 Vin Diesel Yeah, that's right.

44:17 Adam And no other, nothing else really coming out. I mean, is that that Michael Douglas movie where he kind of looks like he has Down Syndrome or something? Oh, there it is. Yeah, who, I'm looking at the invitation now. Who decided on this picture? Undependable, unpredictable, unforgettable. Wonder Boys. All right, so don't see that. No, no. Listen, I'll tell you the movie I want to see. How Michael Douglas got in the pants of his new wife. What the hell is her name? Maria Conchita Alonso Escuela? Yeah, Catherine Zeta-Jones. That's the movie I'd see. I'd show it with a notepad and a dictaphone to that one. And he could hold a symposium. Afterward, I'd stick around for that.

45:05 Vin Diesel The do's and don'ts?

45:06 Adam Yeah. I'll just take the do's. Bob?

45:11 Caller Hey, what's up, sir?

45:12 Adam All right, so you're 21. You went to TJ. Got a hooker.

45:15 Caller It was actually a stripper.

45:17 Adam Oh, a stripper. Okay.

45:18 Caller So I didn't pay her no money, but...

45:20 Adam Right.

45:21 Caller So we had a one-night stand, and she's already had the child, you know, and she's saying it's mine.

45:27 Drew How'd she get in touch with you?

45:28 Well, she...

45:30 Adam That's a good part.

45:31 Caller She called me.

45:32 Adam Oh, she called you. Okay.

45:34 Drew Well, that explains it.

45:34 Adam Yeah, that explains it.

45:35 Vin Diesel You gave her the number. That's already...

45:37 Adam Three times, and, you know.

45:40 Vin Diesel Never got that call.

45:41 Adam Never got that call.

45:42 Drew The story is already on ram.

45:44 Adam I don't leave my card. What's going on? How did you get your phone number?

45:49 Caller Well, I was going back, you know, getting some tail. I was a pretty happy guy, you know, and I ended up giving her my number. We kind of had a little semi-relationship, sort of.

45:59 Vin Diesel How semi?

46:02 Caller Well, I would get on, and we'd spend a little time together, you know, and...

46:06 Drew How would you go down?

46:07 Caller Sorry?

46:08 Drew How often did you go down?

46:08 Adam Whenever he got drunk.

46:10 Caller Now, about once or twice a week.

46:12 Drew Oh, my God.

46:13 Caller Where do you live?

46:14 Adam San Diego.

46:14 Vin Diesel This is a relationship, buddy.

46:16 Caller Where do you live?

46:17 Caller San Diego.

46:18 Adam You a jarhead? Yep. Yeah. I know what goes on. I know the world works. So he's stationed out in San Diego and he goes across the border there, hooks up with her. Do you go to her house?

46:30 Caller Actually, this was like nine months ago, right? And she went and moved with her mother, which is further south in Mexico.

46:37 Caller Right.

46:38 Caller And so I've just been talking to her on the phone. And so I haven't even, I've been, I quit going down to TJ because of you guys' show. You know, you've really kind of shone the light on like a lot of reasons why. I was looking at a lot of my past and everything and I've been really, I've been going to therapy.

46:57 Adam All right, Bob. Listen.

46:58 Caller Very good.

46:59 Adam I don't want to get the Tijuana tourism board on our ass. I mean, we don't discourage people from going whoring. Down in TJ and buying E.T.'s with plaster Prussian helmets on them. I mean, Lord knows it's a rich culture over there. We don't want to discourage anyone from experiencing it, but maybe you should have been using some protection when you're having sex with this young lady.

47:20 Caller Yeah. Well, we only had, like I said, one time we had sex and I did use a condom.

47:27 Adam Hold on now, Bob. Now I'm getting a little confused.

47:29 Vin Diesel You went down a couple of times a week.

47:32 Adam And what would you do? Just help her.

47:34 Caller Get some to eat and hang out. Maybe that's pretty much it.

47:39 Adam All right. Hold on a sec, Bob. I'm going to try to do a little recap here and see if I can connect the dots. He goes down to TJ once for some bachelor party or something. Gets hooked up with the stripper, ends up having sex with her, ends up liking her and having sort of a quasi relationship. So he goes down twice a week for some period of time, except for no sex after that.

48:04 Drew And except she moves south and we're on the phone, we don't really have a relationship.

48:07 Vin Diesel A couple of times a week, that's more than some of my friends see their wives.

48:12 Adam And no sex during the couple of times a week?

48:14 Vin Diesel Bizarre, something's off.

48:16 Adam You can't go to Tijuana without having sex. They actually, it's one of the questions they ask you when you're leaving. They want to know-

48:22 Drew When you try to get back, they let you back.

48:24 Vin Diesel When you fill out the customs.

48:26 Adam That's right. Where are you blonde?

48:27 Vin Diesel Have you had sex? No? You cannot leave.

48:30 Adam Well, sometimes they're commenting as they step into this room. We'll take care of it so you can get out of the country. I realize you're in a rush, Mr. Corolla.

48:36 Vin Diesel It's a cavity search of natures.

48:38 Adam Bob?

48:38 Caller Yes, sir?

48:39 Adam How is it that you only had sex with her the one time yet you're going down there and visiting her constantly?

48:44 Caller Well, we were doing other things. Oral sex.

48:47 Adam Oral sex.

48:48 Caller Things like that and that.

48:50 Adam Why not intercourse?

48:52 Caller Well, I don't know.

48:54 Vin Diesel That's interesting. Look at that.

48:56 Adam Yet you had sex with her like the first time you met her, right?

48:59 Caller Right. It was protected. But see, we were getting into a little foreplay and I had some pre-ejaculation. She was really trying to get on me without a protection. And I stopped her. I said, whoa, whoa, you know. And she was real close and there was some pre-ejaculation floating around.

49:14 Vin Diesel Interesting.

49:16 Drew Still have to water if this is your child.

49:19 Vin Diesel Do you think it's your child, honestly, off the record? What do you really think?

49:23 Caller I've heard Dr. Drew say that pre-ejaculation contains a high content of sperm and...

49:27 Caller That's a bogus call.

49:28 Drew I can just tell the way he's coming at me.

49:30 Adam Really?

49:31 Drew Yeah.

49:31 Adam Really?

49:32 Drew I can just tell.

49:32 Adam Drew got that feeling, huh?

49:33 Drew All the way along I was feeling. Now something's coming. He's building to something.

49:37 Adam Really?

49:37 Drew Absolutely.

49:38 Adam Really?

49:39 Caller I guess.

49:40 Adam Maybe he's just, you know, our callers are extraordinarily stupid, Drew. You don't know. Hey, Bob?

49:47 Caller Yes, sir.

49:47 Adam I'm trying to defend you. I'm with you.

49:49 Caller I'm telling the honest to God.

49:51 Adam I believe you. What was her name?

49:53 Caller Marlon.

49:54 Adam Yes. You know, it makes a Marlon. You don't make that up.

49:57 Vin Diesel And do you think it's your baby or not?

50:02 Adam No, he doesn't know.

50:03 Caller She's swearing up and down. It's mine.

50:06 Adam Oh, listen, Bob, you had sex with her one time. You had a condom on.

50:09 Vin Diesel Nine months, six months. I mean, how does it work? I mean, do you? A guy usually knows that magical night that something slipped up. What do you think? Do you honestly think it's yours or not?

50:21 Caller There was definitely she was in the very close area. And I had some pre-Jack Glation coming out.

50:28 Adam I don't know. It really doesn't sound like it. Bob A, she's from Tijuana and B, God knows she's a stripper and God knows the blood test. Who else is on top? Right.

50:38 Caller I'm thinking about the kid and she her. She's never known her father. She was abandoned.

50:43 Adam Yeah.

50:43 Caller And it's like she recreated that same thing.

50:45 Vin Diesel She's got the guilt thing down to it.

50:47 Adam Yeah.

50:47 Caller I'm concerned about the child too.

50:49 Vin Diesel Blood test.

50:50 Adam Bob, if she wants to get a DNA or blood test, how much of those run you, by the way?

50:54 Drew A couple hundred bucks on it.

50:55 Adam A couple hundred?

50:55 Drew Yeah.

50:56 Adam All right. Well, Bob sounds guilty and sounds like he should, but I highly doubt this is his child.

51:03 Vin Diesel He doesn't doubt it.

51:05 Adam Yeah, I know, but that's just because he's kind of stupid and guilty.

51:08 Vin Diesel He's playing it out. He's thinking it could potentially be his.

51:12 Adam We got to beef up those borders, Drew. Jacob?

51:16 Caller Yeah, hello?

51:16 Adam You're 15.

51:18 Caller Yeah.

51:18 Adam What's up?

51:20 Caller I want to say hi to you guys.

51:22 Adam Hi. How's it going there?

51:23 Caller Yeah. I was going out with the girl for about four months. She was just sitting down.

51:32 Caller She started talking to me and then she told me she was going out with my brother.

51:37 Adam Hey, Jacob?

51:38 Caller Yeah.

51:38 Adam The reason you're having difficulty speaking beside the pod is the radio's turned up in the background there. Okay. All right. Hold on a second there, brother. See what we have to deal with every night?

51:51 Vin Diesel Besides the pod. Goes in, slips in, explores everybody in the office.

51:56 Adam Dee?

51:57 Hello?

51:58 Adam You're 27. What's up?

52:00 Caller Hey, man. What's going on? My deal is, I've been dating this girl for now about almost six months, around maybe seven. I don't know. But the thing of it is, she's like stuck in the late 70s, early 80s. I mean, her private parts won't be as trim as up to date.

52:28 Adam Right.

52:29 Caller This and that. And it's like, and she she really doesn't.

52:34 Adam She has a retro bush.

52:36 Caller Yeah.

52:37 Caller And it's like, you know, I've been talking to her about, you know, how old sex on me is, you know, it's like.

52:45 Adam Hey, D.

52:46 Caller Yeah.

52:46 Adam I want to guess your profession. Can I do that?

52:50 Caller No, go for it, man.

52:55 Adam That's not a bad guess. Are you in one of the trades?

53:00 Caller No, not necessarily.

53:02 Adam No, not necessarily. You work on, you supply some sort of construction material.

53:08 Caller Yeah, basically. Not really, but yeah, it's getting a little closer.

53:13 Adam So you're saying you're a CPA who hauls a little drywall every once in a while?

53:18 Caller Yeah, you know.

53:19 Adam You drive, you drive something?

53:21 Caller No. No. Oh yeah?

53:23 Adam Yeah.

53:23 Caller That ain't necessarily what I do.

53:25 Adam That's not what you do.

53:26 Drew No, yes, that's it.

53:28 Adam Hold on, Arlene Francis wants to venture a guest before we flip over all the cars. You do something in, you do something in the construction trade, sort of.

53:38 Caller Kind of, yeah.

53:38 Drew Not really.

53:39 Adam You drive a little something.

53:40 Drew Not really.

53:41 Adam Is the thing that you drive powered by propane? No. No, you don't drive a forklift?

53:46 Caller Yeah, but that ain't what I drive all the time.

53:50 Adam No, I understand you go to and from work on a moped, but once you get to work, you hop on the forklift, right?

53:57 Caller Not necessarily, no.

53:58 Adam Not immediately, sometimes you use the bathroom.

54:00 Caller I might use a forklift maybe like once in two weeks.

54:04 Adam All right, so it's not something you hop on all the time, but that's powered by propane, isn't it?

54:09 Drew Or maybe you work in the water.

54:10 Caller Yeah, but I also drive stuff that's piled by diesel, and I also drive stuff that's piled by gasoline.

54:17 Drew We got to go to break.

54:18 Caller Where are you going at here?

54:19 Adam I'm trying to figure out. You work at some sort of construction supply, right? Yeah. Yeah?

54:26 Caller I work for the state. I do a lot of different things here.

54:29 Adam All right. Hold on there, D.

54:31 Caller Okay.

54:32 Adam D should have a cologne named after him because he's a man of mystery. I'm very intrigued, and I know the ladies are as well, as to what D is really doing to bring home that kind of coin. We'll get to the bottom of that after this.

54:46 Caller Yo, Loveline, I'll be right back, homie.

55:26 Adam It's the Loveline. We're going to take ourselves a quick 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the program in just 10 seconds.

55:32 Caller This is Loveline on Radio Station.

55:48 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Vin Diesel is our guest tonight. He is from Pitch Black. That is out February 18th, which is tomorrow. D is 27 and on hold.

56:02 Drew And we're trying to figure out what his career is.

56:04 Adam Oh yeah, that's right. He does many things. He wears many hats.

56:08 Drew But not really.

56:10 Adam He wears many hats, all of them hard.

56:12 Vin Diesel More importantly, the pie tie was eaten a little too fast. Stomach is a little bit nuts.

56:18 Adam Yeah.

56:19 Vin Diesel Dr. Drew.

56:21 Drew Eat slower next time.

56:23 Adam Vin.

56:24 Vin Diesel He digests that.

56:25 Adam Vin polished off a bucket of pad thai noodles like when it, you know like when your dog hops the fence and gets into something?

56:33 Drew Like three pounds of box of candy or something? Yeah.

56:36 Vin Diesel Like the creatures in Pitch Black, how they devour people.

56:38 Adam Very good. He ate a family sized trough of pad thai to his head in about eight minutes.

56:46 Vin Diesel Hey, I offered you. I offered all of you.

56:48 Adam I should have. And now I bet you wish I did. D?

56:52 Caller Yeah.

56:52 Adam You drive a forklift once in a while?

56:54 Caller Yeah.

56:55 Adam You work for the city?

56:56 Caller Yeah.

56:57 Adam You do a little maintenance then, right?

57:00 Caller A little more than that, but we'll leave it at that.

57:02 Adam Well, what do you do? You work on the parks, the roads? What do you do?

57:05 Caller I take care of the bridges.

57:06 Adam The bridges?

57:08 Caller Yeah. Everything you guys drive across. All you people out there drive across these bridges.

57:14 Adam Hey, D, I don't want to burst your bubble, but I'm from the Valley. I don't know what a bridge is. There's no bridges in the Valley.

57:21 Vin Diesel No bridge and tunnel out here, huh?

57:23 Adam I once did a little coke with Jeff Bridges. That was it.

57:27 Caller You get in the city or even you get out in the country, you have to cross the bridge sooner or later.

57:32 Adam That's right. D, what do you do on those bridges?

57:36 Caller I paint them.

57:37 Adam Oh, you paint them?

57:38 Caller Yeah, I make sure that structural steels they use.

57:42 Adam That's right.

57:42 Caller It's tough. Otherwise, the elements and the atmosphere will deteriorate them.

57:49 Adam Let me write that down.

57:50 Caller If it ain't for me, then make it.

57:54 Caller Hey, D?

57:54 Caller Yeah?

57:55 Adam I don't want to burst your bubble, but if it wasn't for you, they'd hire some other drunk guy to do it.

57:58 Caller Well, that's true.

58:00 Caller That's true.

58:01 Caller There's plenty of us out there.

58:02 Caller That's true. All right, D. So, your woman, she doesn't... My woman is...

58:08 Caller I don't know, she seems like... she's like stuck back in the 80s, or late 70s, early 80s, you know, back when it was disco and all this and that. I don't know. Say of it is, how do you tell a woman that she needs to get up to date, or to get with the program? And, what I really find...

58:32 Vin Diesel Do you have a few magazines? Watch TV with her?

58:36 Drew Make a game of it? Do it yourself?

58:37 Adam Dee, I'm guessing you ain't using your Palm Pilot and your new electric car yourself. You know what I mean?

58:45 Vin Diesel What designer clothing are you wearing?

58:47 Adam I'm picturing Dee in a pair of zeppelin jeans and some gas earth-type shoes with maybe a Kennington Velour shirt. And a lot of beard. You got some beard on you?

59:00 Caller Yeah, I got a few beards.

59:01 Adam Yeah, I could smell that beard.

59:03 Caller Can you?

59:05 Adam You got beer in you or a beard on you?

59:07 Caller I got them both, ain't I?

59:08 Adam That's right. Three for three with this, Dee. What do you care what kind of shape her crotch is in when you got that big old Dan Haggerty beard down there? I mean, how do you know where you end and she begins?

59:20 Caller Well, because it's like this, man. It's like, she tries to take care of me, but she really don't know how to go about it.

59:29 Caller All right.

59:29 Adam Well, Dee, you get yourself a new woman.

59:32 Caller Nah.

59:33 Adam I'm sure, Gallagher, you have no trouble.

59:35 Caller She's a good woman.

59:36 Caller It's what it is.

59:37 Caller She's been in a relationship where it was like barefoot and pregnant. Yeah. That's the way you need to be.

59:44 Vin Diesel Take her shopping.

59:45 Drew That was with her dad.

59:46 Adam Dee?

59:47 Vin Diesel Yeah.

59:47 Adam Listen, you take her out. Yes, I agree with Vin. You take her out, you treat her like a queen. Get her a nice manicure, pedicure, and a pubiture. You make a lot of money working for the city. You buy her some nice updated clothes. Maybe even some shoes. Get her a new rope for her belt.

1:00:08 Drew And then close your eyes. How old is he?

1:00:11 Adam Dee is 27 years old. He sounds like Ansel Adams. I was picturing. Oh my God. You know, seriously, I was picturing Uncle Jesse from The Dukes of Hanzard. But the guy's 27 everybody.

1:00:27 Caller Nicole?

1:00:28 Yeah?

1:00:28 Adam You're 18?

1:00:29 Caller Yeah.

1:00:30 Adam What's up? See, the syndication's great.

1:00:32 Drew Yeah, he's an interesting character.

1:00:34 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:00:35 Drew Where did you find out where he was from?

1:00:36 Adam I don't know. Hold on. I got to find out. Dee?

1:00:40 Caller Hey.

1:00:40 Adam Where are you calling from, brother?

1:00:42 Caller This is Dee. Yeah, man. What did you do? Cut me off?

1:00:44 Drew Dee, where are you calling from? Dee, where are you calling from? Dee, where are you calling from?

1:00:50 Caller Cincinnati.

1:00:50 Drew Go ahead, Dee. Speak up. Cincinnati.

1:00:51 Adam Cincinnati. There you go. I was just there last weekend, wasn't I?

1:00:56 Drew I spent a lot of time at that lovely airport.

1:00:57 Adam Beautiful country over there, at least the airport. John?

1:01:01 Caller Yeah.

1:01:01 Adam All right. Wait a minute. Well, no, I was supposed to talk to Nicole, wasn't I, Drew?

1:01:04 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:01:05 Adam I screwed up. Nicole?

1:01:06 Caller Hi.

1:01:07 Caller All right.

1:01:07 Adam So you're 18. What's up?

1:01:08 Caller Hi.

1:01:10 Caller I have a question.

1:01:12 Caller Hello?

1:01:12 Drew Yeah.

1:01:13 Caller Okay.

1:01:13 Caller Am I on? Hi, guys.

1:01:15 Caller How are you?

1:01:18 Caller I was giving oral sex to some guy who I've known for a while. And I think, I'm not sure, but I have like bumps in my mouth now and I never had it before. And like I'm just thinking like I have like an STD. I don't know if I'm getting paranoid.

1:01:36 Drew Where are the bumps?

1:01:37 Caller They're like in like the side of my cheek, like inside, like my mouth.

1:01:41 Drew Do they hurt?

1:01:43 Caller Like they hurt when I drink orange juice. Like they're definitely visible.

1:01:46 Caller They do hurt, but...

1:01:48 Vin Diesel How many?

1:01:51 Caller There's a few. I'd say there's at least five. Like I made an appointment for the doctor for like a cut. It's been like three days. But I don't know. I'm just going crazy. With symmetrical?

1:02:00 Drew With symmetrical on both sides?

1:02:02 Caller Uh-huh. No, they're only on the left side.

1:02:05 Drew I wouldn't worry about it.

1:02:05 Adam What side of your mouth is the penis at? I chew my penis on the left. You know what I mean? You kind of have a side. You know, for like smoke a cigarette, you smoke on this side of the mouth or that side of the mouth. What's your penis side?

1:02:17 Caller I guess it would be the right, though. And it's on the other side.

1:02:21 Adam For Drew, it's his backside. A little different.

1:02:24 Drew It's good you're getting seen, but I think you should relax.

1:02:26 Caller You don't think it's anything?

1:02:27 Adam No, we've never really heard of this, have we?

1:02:30 Caller Like you can catch an STD just from that, right?

1:02:33 Drew Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Oh, you can. Absolutely, you can. Of course you can. And the study just came out that showed you can get HIV that way, I think.

1:02:41 Adam Sleep like a baby tonight, okay? No, listen, you don't have that. Did the guy have anything on his penis that you could taste or see?

1:02:49 Caller I couldn't see because it was dark out there. There was one little candle in the room. You know, I really couldn't see anything.

1:02:54 Adam Oh, you're in the room? Because I usually tell the guy, turn the dome light on in the car so you can see.

1:02:59 Caller No, I couldn't see anything. I've known he's stuck with a lot of people. So I've known him for a while, you know. I just assume he has a lot of sexual experience, but I just hope he doesn't have anything, you know.

1:03:11 Adam Yeah, I'm sure he does.

1:03:13 Caller Okay. All right.

1:03:14 Adam You go to the doctor, get checked out. But Drew, we never hear about... I mean, it's not like a herpes type thing. It doesn't sound like it.

1:03:21 Drew It doesn't sound like it, though.

1:03:22 Adam And warts... Look at the warts in the mouth. I'm trying to think what it is. John?

1:03:28 Caller Yeah.

1:03:28 Adam Okay, so you're 18.

1:03:29 Caller What's up?

1:03:29 Drew I can't get warts.

1:03:31 Adam Okay, inside your mouth?

1:03:32 Caller Really?

1:03:33 Caller Can't get warts?

1:03:34 Drew Well, that's Furious.

1:03:35 Caller Can't get warts.

1:03:36 Adam John?

1:03:37 Caller Yeah.

1:03:37 Caller Go ahead, buddy.

1:03:39 Caller Okay, I smoked pot like three weeks ago, three to four weeks ago, actually. And I was wondering how long it would stay in the system.

1:03:47 Drew It depends. How many months before three or four weeks ago were you smoking it every day?

1:03:51 Adam Apparently, it stays in for a while.

1:03:53 Drew Yeah, we hear it.

1:03:54 Caller Well, I didn't...

1:03:55 Drew You're a daily user for several years, huh?

1:03:57 Caller No, not really. I just started about a couple months ago, maybe.

1:04:02 Drew And using it every day?

1:04:04 Caller No.

1:04:05 Drew How?

1:04:05 Caller What are you using it? Like once in a while, like every other week or something like that. Really?

1:04:11 Drew That's it? Are you sick now or something?

1:04:13 Caller Yeah, I'm just sick.

1:04:14 Drew You got a bad, bad cold.

1:04:16 Caller Yeah.

1:04:16 Drew That's interesting. Bad cold makes someone feel like a stoner.

1:04:19 Adam Well, listen, everyone who calls this show is a stoner until otherwise proven.

1:04:27 Drew If you're giving me an accurate rendition of reality here and it is just every other week or so and your last use was three weeks ago, it's gone.

1:04:35 Caller Okay.

1:04:36 Drew Okay.

1:04:37 Adam You applying for a job?

1:04:38 Caller Yeah.

1:04:40 Drew Don't do a lot of physical exertion or lose weight before you go in there because that can sometimes liberate some from the fat cells.

1:04:45 Caller Okay.

1:04:46 Adam Where are you applying, John?

1:04:47 Caller Walmart.

1:04:48 Adam Yeah. It's funny I was going to say that because the last one we had was Walmart. The worse the job, the less pot you can smoke. It's very ironic. You may get a job as a CEO or an actor or producer or something, you don't do any, there's no testing. You know what I mean? It's just ironic. I guess that's how you keep the man down or something. It's just ironic that the crappier the job, the more stringent the testing is.

1:05:19 Drew Debra.

1:05:19 Hi. I wanted to ask about birth control for women, either the pill or Depo for Vera, which you think is better?

1:05:30 Adam Hold on a second, Debra.

1:05:30 Drew He's gone.

1:05:31 Adam Okay. Show's such a well-oiled machine. Sorry, Debra. Go ahead. Depo? Yeah?

1:05:38 Caller What?

1:05:39 Did I do something wrong? No, no.

1:05:41 Drew Something happened to the studio here. Don't worry.

1:05:43 Oh. What are the side effects to Depo for Vera shots?

1:05:48 Drew A lot of bleeding between your periods, and then losing your periods altogether, and sometimes some weight gain, and sometimes some mood disturbances, and sometimes some hair.

1:05:57 That doesn't sound good.

1:05:58 Drew But that's it. That's the only thing.

1:06:00 That's all.

1:06:02 Drew Debra?

1:06:03 Yeah?

1:06:03 Drew Because those are potential side effects, it doesn't mean you're going to get them.

1:06:07 Caller Oh.

1:06:08 Well, I'm also on antidepressants. Is it bad to mix the two? Because of the...

1:06:14 Drew The birth control pill can affect mood... Well, hormonal contraception can affect mood in either direction. In my experience, Debra Povera has usually made it a little bit worse. And the more routine kinds of pills, the packets, particularly the triphasic pills, are more... In my experience, they've been a little more on the positive side.

1:06:34 Adam Why don't you just take the pill, Debra?

1:06:38 Caller I... I...

1:06:41 I don't know. I'm already taking two pills a day, and I think I just want to have something that I didn't have to think about for three months.

1:06:48 Drew What's the pill? What pills are you taking?

1:06:51 Paxil and Synthroid.

1:06:53 Adam What's the second one, Drew?

1:06:54 Drew Thyroid medicine. So, Synthroid can be taken the rest of your life.

1:06:57 Yeah.

1:06:57 Drew So, why is it more difficult just to take two pills every day?

1:07:00 Adam To me, it's easier.

1:07:01 Drew Yeah, you're already taking something. Just take this with it.

1:07:03 Adam It's like pill carpooling. You're already popping something in your mouth at a certain time every day. Why don't you just pop a third thing in there?

1:07:11 I think, because I, it's kind of just a mental thing, just like taking one more medication per day. It just bothers me a little bit.

1:07:18 Adam All right.

1:07:19 Drew Well, the thyroid is just replacing the hormone that your body wasn't making enough of, right? Or you're taking it for mood disturbance.

1:07:25 No, no, no. I've been taking it since I was 10 years old for hypothyroid.

1:07:29 Adam All right. Now get that depo shot.

1:07:33 And also, is there anything to increase sensitivity?

1:07:36 Caller To what?

1:07:38 For orgasms or for sex?

1:07:41 Adam You gotta fall in love.

1:07:42 Okay. All right.

1:07:44 Adam All right there, Debra.

1:07:46 Drew The triphasic pill might increase it sometimes.

1:07:48 Adam We're having difficulty rhythmically with our callers.

1:07:53 Drew And by the way, Debra is the kind of person who also takes 14 vitamins. You think so? No problem taking those pills.

1:07:57 Adam Yeah. It's really, it's like playing handball against the curtains tonight. It's just having, you know, answers coming a beat late. You know, like when you talk to people and you ask them a question and there's too long a pause, so you start to talk again as they begin to talk. We got a lot of that with our callers tonight.

1:08:15 Vin Diesel Have we gotten really good calls yet?

1:08:17 Adam No.

1:08:17 Vin Diesel No. We're waiting for some good calls.

1:08:19 Adam We're getting strange calls and weird rhythms.

1:08:22 Vin Diesel And uncommitted calls.

1:08:23 Adam That's right. But that's all going to change with young Matt who's 14 years old. Matt?

1:08:27 Yeah?

1:08:28 Adam What's up, buckaroo?

1:08:30 Yeah, I got a question. Okay, first of all, Adam, I want to say, Man Show rules, man.

1:08:34 Adam Thank you.

1:08:34 Coolest show ever. And Dr. Drew, you're hella smart.

1:08:37 Adam That's good.

1:08:39 Okay, me and my friend got a question here. Both of us are not circumcised and we were just wondering, like, how it's going to affect us like later when we're having sex and like pimping our hose.

1:08:49 Drew Pimp, pimping your hose? Yeah. Is this, is this?

1:08:53 Adam Is that the same as crimping your hose?

1:08:55 No, no, no. Pimpin your hose.

1:08:55 Drew Is this him?

1:08:56 Adam I see.

1:08:57 Vin Diesel What does pimping your hose mean?

1:08:58 You know, like, I got to go pimp my hose.

1:09:00 Adam Yeah, when he's, uh, later, he's 14 now, when he's 27 and he's getting laid.

1:09:05 You know what's bizarre?

1:09:06 Drew I've heard Adam tell the team story many, many times, but I really feel like I'm living it at this moment.

1:09:11 Adam Yeah, but he doesn't have an accent, this man.

1:09:12 Drew It's still hard to hear a 14 year old say something like that.

1:09:15 I'll take an accent for you, Adam.

1:09:17 Adam All right, don't cuss.

1:09:19 Okay.

1:09:19 Adam Go ahead.

1:09:20 What do you want me to talk like?

1:09:21 Adam Say, uh, say, pimp in the hose in Russian.

1:09:25 Um, uh, this is like, uh, It's a mannishizer. Yeah, it's a mannishizer.

1:09:32 Adam Wait a minute, it's German, right? Yeah. Are you guys German?

1:09:35 No.

1:09:36 Adam You take German class?

1:09:37 Uh, kind of.

1:09:39 Drew He's just cussing in German for you.

1:09:40 Adam Oh, okay.

1:09:41 What are you talking about?

1:09:42 Drew All right.

1:09:42 Adam Just watch a lot of Hogan's Heroes. Hey, hey, Matt.

1:09:46 Caller Yeah?

1:09:46 Adam Just keep it clean and the hoes will appreciate it. Don't worry about it.

1:09:50 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:09:51 I'll pimp him a lot. I have another question. I have a question. But, well, like, I've heard like corset, like rips and stuff.

1:09:57 Drew Yeah, that can happen. And that's really the only downside to that. It can rip and have difficulty sort of coming out. The tetherpane is getting out. It can narrow and become uncomfortable. But just take care of it. Be careful.

1:10:08 Adam Yeah, that's right. Just keep it clean and go ahead and pimp them hoes. James?

1:10:14 Drew My kids are going to be 14 so soon.

1:10:15 Adam Oh, and they're going to be talking about pimpin hoes at 9 and 10.

1:10:18 Drew No, no, no.

1:10:19 Caller No, yes.

1:10:20 Adam Your sons will have probably pimp their first hoe by their 11th birthday. Don't let them outdoors?

1:10:26 Drew Just build a dungeon.

1:10:28 Adam And smash TVs and radios. James and computers. 25, what's up?

1:10:34 Caller Hey, guys, what's up?

1:10:35 Drew What's up?

1:10:36 Caller I'll try not to be an ego-target.

1:10:37 Adam Thank you very much.

1:10:39 Caller Dr. Drew, I'm 25 years old and I'm having ED problems. And I was wondering if I had a good idea for somebody my age.

1:10:50 Adam Erectile dysfunction?

1:10:51 Caller That's right.

1:10:52 Adam Why?

1:10:54 Caller If I knew, I wouldn't have a problem.

1:10:56 Adam Well, do you have a high blood pressure or something like that?

1:10:59 Drew If you're having biological problems with the erectile function?

1:11:02 Caller Well, no, I can get it up when I'm alone. But if a girl's in the room, hell no.

1:11:06 Vin Diesel Why any girl?

1:11:07 Drew Huh?

1:11:08 Vin Diesel Any girl?

1:11:09 Caller Well, any girl I'm being intimate with.

1:11:10 Drew Have you ever had a girlfriend?

1:11:11 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:11:12 Drew And you've never been able to get it up with them?

1:11:13 Caller Oh, no, I have. So I guess it's being comfortable or not.

1:11:17 Drew Well, that's what you've got to do, be comfortable with somebody.

1:11:20 Adam When did this happen?

1:11:21 Caller Well, it's been kind of off and on since I've been starting being sexually active.

1:11:26 Adam It's funny how there's different levels of penis comfort that different guys have, and it doesn't really seem to be based on that much. Like, I've seen guys like at bachelor parties with 25 guys spilling beer and chanting around. Big boner.

1:11:41 Drew Some penises make themselves at home everywhere.

1:11:46 Adam They really do. It's absolutely amazing. Yeah.

1:11:50 Caller It would make my penis home anywhere I want to, too.

1:11:53 Adam Well, wait a minute now, James. Didn't you just say you had a little difficulty in that department? Well, yeah.

1:11:59 Caller That's why I want to be able to do that.

1:12:01 Adam Oh, you want to be able to do it. I see. I don't think it's Viagra, though. I think you meet the right woman, you have the right relationship.

1:12:08 Drew Take your time. Don't be so threatened.

1:12:10 Adam I think you're comfortable.

1:12:11 Drew And know that we don't know, really don't know the long-term effects of Viagra. So for a healthy person, that biological reason to take it, a young person, no, I wouldn't feel comfortable with that.

1:12:20 Would it be a good idea?

1:12:21 Drew I don't think so.

1:12:22 Adam Well, we don't really think you need it. We just think you need a decent relationship.

1:12:26 Caller Those are sort of hard to come by.

1:12:28 Adam Well, listen, then keep a Viagra in your wallet and if you meet a nice T1, a hooker, you can pop one.

1:12:33 Drew And by the way, that's your problem.

1:12:35 Caller What's that?

1:12:35 Drew Not the penis.

1:12:37 Adam What is it?

1:12:38 Drew The ability to establish a relationship. Oh, I can't do that. It's too hard to come by. Wait a minute, you're 25 years old. That's when you're sort of courting prime.

1:12:45 Adam Yeah.

1:12:46 Drew Not so hard. That's what your job is at that age.

1:12:48 Adam That's right.

1:12:49 Vin Diesel Have you ever felt comfortable with a partner?

1:12:51 Adam Yeah.

1:12:52 Caller All right.

1:12:52 Adam What happened?

1:12:53 Caller I had about a four-year relationship where it wasn't a problem, but ever since then, I can't, you know...

1:12:57 Caller What happened?

1:12:58 Adam Did you break your heart?

1:12:59 Caller You could say that.

1:13:00 Drew How old were you when that ended?

1:13:02 Caller Oh, geez, I was 22.

1:13:04 Adam Yeah. It's been a rough three years, huh?

1:13:08 Caller It was last year not been so bad, but the first two years after that, yeah, it was pretty tough.

1:13:11 Vin Diesel Are you feeling confident about yourself?

1:13:14 Caller Everywhere else except for there, yeah, it kind of, you know, puts a little kink in, you know, feeling confident everywhere else.

1:13:19 Adam Yeah, but let me tell you something. Everywhere else doesn't matter. The penis is the epicenter.

1:13:23 Caller Exactly.

1:13:23 Adam You understand? It's the Pentagon.

1:13:25 Drew The lightning rod.

1:13:26 Vin Diesel The database?

1:13:29 Adam It is the brains, it is the headquarters, it is ground zero. That's what the penis is. So if you're not feeling confident in that department, it could affect everything else. Oh, the troops will just be shooting at each other.

1:13:42 Drew And by the way, it's also reflective of how little, in fact, he is confident in other areas. Right. In fact, we're actually confident elsewhere that this would function fine.

1:13:51 Adam Very good point, Drew, one of his rare good points. Glenn?

1:13:54 Drew Yep.

1:13:54 Adam You're 18?

1:13:55 Drew Yep.

1:13:56 Adam You're on with Vin Diesel, who's in pitch black, coming out tomorrow.

1:14:01 Vin Diesel Glenn, you have anything exciting?

1:14:03 Caller Well, I was just kind of curious on if catnip is really an aphrodisiac for women.

1:14:08 Adam Yes.

1:14:09 Drew No, no.

1:14:10 Caller It's not?

1:14:10 Vin Diesel Maybe.

1:14:11 Adam No, a homeless guy could bang a supermodel if he had enough catnip.

1:14:14 Drew Or Spanish Fly, I think.

1:14:16 Adam Or Spanish Fly.

1:14:17 Caller Okay. Yeah.

1:14:19 Adam But you gotta get them to eat it. That's the tough part.

1:14:22 Drew That's the snorting.

1:14:23 Adam Oh, you gotta snort it. Yeah, Drew's right. How are you gonna get them to eat the catnip, though?

1:14:28 Caller I thought they had to inject the damn stuff.

1:14:30 Adam Oh, yeah, that's right. They gotta main line it, or rectally take it, one or the other.

1:14:34 Caller Well, I heard you like mix it in tea.

1:14:36 Adam Mix it in tea? Yeah. But how do you get the...

1:14:39 Yeah, that's how you do it.

1:14:41 Adam How do you get the chick over to the house? I mean, see, the catch-22 is if you get to a point where you're sitting around drinking tea, you're three quarters of the way home anyway.

1:14:50 Caller Ah.

1:14:52 Drew You know, you're slipping into somebody's restaurant, you're tracked to, and just happen to be the person that is in her field of vision when this overcomes her.

1:14:58 Adam That's right.

1:14:59 Caller Well, like the guy earlier about the Prozac brownies, what if I bake it in brownies?

1:15:03 Drew No, Glenn, please, will you cut it out?

1:15:04 Caller Please.

1:15:05 Caller Hey, Glenn?

1:15:06 Vin Diesel You shouldn't need any substance.

1:15:07 Drew Yeah.

1:15:07 Vin Diesel No. That's actually a pathetic.

1:15:09 Drew There is no such substance for women, A.

1:15:11 Adam No.

1:15:12 Drew Certainly not catnip. And B, what in the hell is going on with your ability to form relationships?

1:15:17 Caller Well, nothing. I have a good relationship. I was just kind of curious because I heard that.

1:15:21 Adam You have a good relationship with your dog? No. With who?

1:15:24 Caller My dog, with my girl.

1:15:26 Adam With your girl?

1:15:27 Drew Is she there?

1:15:27 Adam Is that what you call your dog?

1:15:29 Caller No, she's not here.

1:15:30 Adam Well, how old is she?

1:15:31 Caller Nineteen.

1:15:32 Adam Really?

1:15:33 Vin Diesel Did she want an aphrodisiac or do you think you have...

1:15:36 Caller No, I was just curious.

1:15:38 Adam Just curious. All right. Nineteen?

1:15:40 Caller Yeah.

1:15:40 Adam What's wrong with her?

1:15:42 Caller Nothing.

1:15:43 Adam She got a kid?

1:15:44 Caller No.

1:15:44 Adam What's up with her?

1:15:45 Caller Nothing.

1:15:46 Adam Junior college? Well, maybe a little. Well, all right.

1:15:51 Caller Thanks.

1:15:51 Adam All right. Our college is a champion of liars, too. Junior college?

1:15:59 Caller See you later. I got to go.

1:16:01 Vin Diesel Yes and no. There's a lot of yes and no guys here.

1:16:05 Adam Depends what you mean by junior college. All right. Where are we, Drew? We're taking a break?

1:16:10 Drew Yes, we are.

1:16:11 Adam Yes, we are. Vin Diesel is our guest tonight. Pitch Black is the name of the movie he's in that is out there in wide, wide release. That movie is in such wide release, it's going to be playing at places that don't have screens. They're actually going to be showing it on the sides of buildings. Yes. You'll be able to see it from the 405 freeway on the ride home tomorrow night. We'll be back with Joey after this. He has a semen. It's like cottage cheese. Small curd or large curd? We'll figure out after this. Once again with it.

1:16:45 Caller The band Corolla and Dr. Drew will be right back before they know it.

1:17:22 Adam It's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Vin Diesel is our guest tonight. He is from Pitch Black. He plays a convict who can see in the dark because he was kept in a cave while in the basement.

1:17:34 Drew They did an operation on him, didn't they?

1:17:36 Adam Yeah.

1:17:36 Vin Diesel Huge operation.

1:17:37 Drew We get to see. You see on the web.

1:17:39 Adam This is the future. What planet is this? Is it...

1:17:42 Vin Diesel Don't know. It's some stranded, miscellaneous planet.

1:17:45 Adam And they make like a penal colony out of it?

1:17:50 Vin Diesel There was probably... There was a colony that existed before they crash it... Before they crash land on the planet.

1:17:55 Adam What year is it?

1:17:58 Vin Diesel As David Tewy would say, not so far off into the distant future.

1:18:03 Adam That's good. I like when they don't commit. Smart. Because all those... You know, like all those things... Like I remember...

1:18:11 Drew Yeah. Well, I was around too fast.

1:18:13 Adam Yeah. It was like... Battle Star Galactica, 1987. You know, people are, you know, be transporting through time and space in these pod shuttles and stuff. Just a bad idea. You know...

1:18:28 Drew 2001.

1:18:28 Vin Diesel Keep it loose.

1:18:29 Adam Well, you know...

1:18:30 Vin Diesel 2001. Good one.

1:18:31 Adam You know, well, you know what it was is there was something magical about the year 2000. And, you know, the difference between 79 and 80 was just a year, but the difference between 99 and 2000, that was some, you know, a thousand years.

1:18:46 Drew It was the future.

1:18:46 Adam So as long as you got past 2000, even if it was 85, you know, it's like 1985, nothing's really changed in 10, 15, 20 years. But you go, 2002, we'll colonize Mars. And I think they just sort of dropped all that. It's smart. Because now that we're in 2000, you can't say 2015, 2025.

1:19:08 Vin Diesel It doesn't make any sense.

1:19:09 Drew It's also, things changed so fast in science from 1945 to 1965. I mean, the world just changed. And in the 70s, they tried to figure out what the hell to do with it and screwed up. And now nothing has changed in 20 years. They're the same, except for the computer and the web.

1:19:26 Adam Joey, you're 18. You have a cottage cheese-like problem in the semen.

1:19:34 Drew Is it cottage cheese or like tapioca?

1:19:37 Caller It's almost like cottage cheese.

1:19:42 Adam That's David Allen Grier vomiting on the show a couple of nights ago, by the way. I'm sorry. Go ahead.

1:19:47 Caller Yeah, it's more like cottage cheese type, not as thick, but...

1:19:51 Drew So, it's normal.

1:19:53 Adam You're fine.

1:19:54 Caller Because I know that I've engaged in a risk... You know, I put myself at risk to...

1:20:01 Drew Well, get that checked out. Yeah, get that checked out, but I don't think the cottage cheese is a symptom of that, of any problem.

1:20:07 Adam No, there's no pain or anything. It's just the viscosity. Andy?

1:20:12 Drew Andy?

1:20:13 Adam Yes? You're seventeen. Turn down whatever's up.

1:20:16 Caller Oh, I had to leave the room.

1:20:17 Adam Okay. What's going on there, Andy?

1:20:20 Caller Yeah, every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she cries, and...

1:20:22 Caller because of my...

1:20:25 Caller Oh. All right. I use lubrication and everything, and it just don't work. Yeah.

1:20:29 Adam You gotta go faster.

1:20:30 Drew Are you sure that's why she's crying, or maybe just the whole experience is overwhelming to her?

1:20:34 Caller Huh?

1:20:37 Vin Diesel Does it hurt her, or is she emotionally attached? No. No, it's not that.

1:20:42 Caller She said it hurts so bad.

1:20:44 Adam It hurts?

1:20:45 Vin Diesel Yeah.

1:20:45 Adam Uh-huh. Well, sometimes it hurts because they're not really wanting to do it, or prepared to do it, or ready to do it, you know?

1:20:51 Drew Or they don't know what's bothering them. Well, what...

1:20:54 Vin Diesel Is there enough foreplay going on?

1:20:56 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:20:56 Drew Why don't you stop before she actually cries?

1:21:00 Caller Because she just starts crying in the middle of it, you know?

1:21:02 Vin Diesel Did she think that turns you on?

1:21:03 Caller I didn't give him blue balls.

1:21:05 Drew No, this is not... This guy is enough of a jerk maybe to create this kind of situation, but I don't think that's what the problem is.

1:21:10 Adam All right. All right, Andy. Enjoy the hell that is your life and all that you bring into it.

1:21:16 I'm a big boy.

1:21:18 Adam Jesus Christ. What an angel. Daisy?

1:21:22 Hi.

1:21:23 Adam You're 24. What's up?

1:21:25 Oh, I've been on the pill for about seven years now, and I have a daughter. She's about seven years old. And I was wondering, Dr. Drew, if I'm going to have problems having kids later on. No.

1:21:39 Drew No.

1:21:39 No? Is there like a time limit? Do I need to get off the pill and then get back on?

1:21:43 Drew No.

1:21:44 No?

1:21:44 Drew Just continue on the pill until you want to have a child. It takes about... Pretty much everyone becomes... It restores fertility within six months.

1:21:52 Okay. So I'm not going to have to go on fertility pills or anything.

1:21:56 Drew No. If that were the case, don't you think most of this country would be in trouble?

1:22:00 Well, definitely.

1:22:01 Drew Yeah. So no, no, no.

1:22:03 Okay.

1:22:03 That was all I was worried about.

1:22:04 Drew Okay.

1:22:05 Caller Well, thank you very much.

1:22:06 Adam All right, Daisy.

1:22:07 Bye.

1:22:07 Drew We've got to get this male contraceptive going here.

1:22:09 Adam We do?

1:22:10 Drew I mean, I was reading an article, really. They've discovered nifedipine really paralyzes sperm. It's a harmless drug. They've got to get that out.

1:22:18 Adam What are they created for originally?

1:22:20 Drew Blood pressure medicine, basically.

1:22:22 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:22:24 Adam All right.

1:22:24 Drew Ready to go?

1:22:25 Adam You couldn't drag your answer out a little longer than that so I could swallow the thing I tried to take a sip of.

1:22:29 Drew No, I just, I did until you swallowed and then I wanted to. Blood pressure medication.

1:22:34 Caller Cleveland?

1:22:35 Yo.

1:22:35 Adam You're 17.

1:22:36 Caller What up, everybody? What up? Drew, you're a superhero in my eyes. And Adam?

1:22:43 Adam Yeah.

1:22:45 Caller I don't know. No, wait.

1:22:47 Drew Cleveland, what's the question? Cleveland, what's the question?

1:22:49 Caller Yeah. I started taking Prozac about a year ago.

1:22:52 Drew Yeah.

1:22:54 Caller Then I went off it for a while because I was feeling a lot better. But, let's see, about two, three months ago I started taking it again. And actually the first time I was taking Prozac it killed my sex drive.

1:23:07 Drew That's usually what it does.

1:23:09 Caller What's that?

1:23:09 Drew That's usually what it does.

1:23:10 Caller Yeah. But now it's actually like increased from when I was off.

1:23:15 Drew Do you want anything besides Prozac? No. Do they think you might have manic depression?

1:23:20 Caller No. It's just genetic depression.

1:23:24 Drew The reason I ask is sometimes the antidepressant will induce a manic phase in people who are prone to manias.

1:23:29 Caller Yeah.

1:23:29 Drew And then the sexuality becomes more intense and you sound a little manic.

1:23:33 Caller Oh yeah. I'm nervous because I'm talking to America here.

1:23:38 Adam Yeah. But they're stoned and they're asleep and they're not that interested so don't worry about it Cleveland.

1:23:44 Caller All right.

1:23:45 Adam All right.

1:23:46 Caller I was just wondering if there's an antidepressant that I could take to really lower like my sex drive because I'm like giving myself the secret handshake like three times a day and I want to definitely I just want to cut down like.

1:24:00 Drew Ms. Cleveland this is very suspicious for manic depression. You got to talk to the doctor that's been prescribing them. There are medicines you can add to it to sort of bridle this in a little bit.

1:24:08 Adam Yeah. Three times a day at 17 is a little light but that's not bad. You know I like to see them up around five six but three is acceptable especially if he doubles down on the weekends. So I don't think it's a big problem. Rolanda.

1:24:22 Yeah.

1:24:22 Adam You're 17. What's up?

1:24:25 Caller Well I was seeing my ex-boyfriend for like two months and we weren't really messing around at all and then we quit seeing each other and I quit talking to him and then like six weeks later we saw each other again and we ended up having sex.

1:24:38 Adam You can't stop making noise over there. Wow.

1:24:41 Drew Even I'm amazed.

1:24:42 Adam He either punches his mic or knocks his cup over, he knocks the bottle over and he rattles around the altoids can. Alright, I swear to God, you know what I'm going to do, Drew? You know when, well now his mic's up.

1:24:54 Drew It's on me.

1:24:55 Adam Yeah, no. Here's what I'm going to do.

1:24:56 Vin Diesel He pulls the mic cord out. God, this is going crazy.

1:24:59 Adam You know in crampy apartment buildings they take that shag carpet and they wrap it around the pole so you don't scrape your car. I'm just going to carpet that whole section. I'll put carpet down there, put carpet on the mic, carpet the coffee cup, carpet your hands. We'll be fine. Put a little insulation there. All right, so what? You slept with your ex-boyfriend and after you broke up and now he's ignoring you?

1:25:23 Drew Yeah.

1:25:24 Vin Diesel Well, why'd you break up?

1:25:26 Caller Well, we were just kind of seeing each other and then we just quit talking for a while. We just quit, like completely quit talking. And then I ended up seeing him again. We ended up having sex and now I talk to him like every three days.

1:25:37 Adam Alright, so let me explain why they broke up. They were seeing each other and then they stopped talking. I see. I see. You know what I love about our callers? They're so concrete in their thinking. When you say like why or like you'll go, why did you get fired?

1:25:57 Drew My boss fired me.

1:25:58 Adam My boss fired me. It would be like. It would be like.

1:26:02 Caller Oh, God.

1:26:03 Vin Diesel They lack deductive reasoning.

1:26:05 Drew No, it's a concrete thing. It's so concrete. It's a sign of certain kinds of psychological problems and a certain developmental phase.

1:26:13 Adam Yeah.

1:26:14 Vin Diesel Yeah, there's a lot to that.

1:26:15 Adam Yeah, you go, why did you and your boyfriend break up? And they go, because we broke up. Because we stopped seeing each other.

1:26:22 Drew In fact, in mental status examinations.

1:26:23 Adam They don't know what you're asking. It's frustrating.

1:26:26 Drew It can be, yes. When doctors do mental status examinations, one of the things they do is do proverbs. They'll say, tell me what this proverb means. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. And people go, well, if you live in a house of glass, you shouldn't throw things. They'll break.

1:26:41 Adam Right.

1:26:42 Drew And they do it all the time.

1:26:43 Adam Well, to be fair to them, I think they say greenhouse. That's funny. All right, Rolanda. So you guys broke up because you guys stopped talking, right?

1:26:51 Caller Well, we didn't really break up. We just kind of quit talking.

1:26:54 Adam I see. Okay. And you're very much in love. You just, you know, just stop talking.

1:27:00 Vin Diesel Yeah.

1:27:00 Adam I see. Okay.

1:27:02 Vin Diesel And he needed some ass.

1:27:03 Adam Happens every day. People are very much in love and planning a wedding, but all of a sudden their mouth stops working. And well, the relationship ends.

1:27:12 Vin Diesel So you broke up and then he just wanted to have a little action and called upon you.

1:27:17 Caller Well, he talks to me every like couple of days now because he still wants action but we're not going out or anything.

1:27:23 Caller And what would you like to go out with him?

1:27:26 Drew Yeah, he just service agreement.

1:27:28 Adam Yeah. How old is he? Nineteen or twenty.

1:27:33 Vin Diesel Are you calling him? What are you calling him more than he's calling you?

1:27:38 Caller Well, I'll pay him like and then he calls me.

1:27:41 Drew Therefore, he's calling me more.

1:27:42 Adam That's it. Well, yeah. If you page him or leave a message or send a fax, that's not the same. Hey, Rolanda, how old is he, seriously? Listen, he's a player. I don't trust him.

1:27:55 Drew He's in it for the sex only.

1:27:56 Adam You have one way to get this guy back and I don't know why you want him back, but you have one way. That's just to cross your legs and see if he comes around. But if you keep putting out.

1:28:07 Vin Diesel That's true. It's very true.

1:28:09 Adam You'll never get back in a relationship with him and you'll lose some pride and self-esteem in the process. All right, Rolanda?

1:28:15 Okay.

1:28:16 Adam And then listen, Rolanda, use protection.

1:28:19 Okay.

1:28:19 Adam You hear me?

1:28:21 Caller Yes.

1:28:22 Adam What are you using now? Nothing. Because this guy's an idiot and he's a player. And he's got a pager and he's 19. He's going to get you pregnant.

1:28:31 Drew When was the last time you had sex with him?

1:28:34 Caller Like six weeks ago. I had sex with him once.

1:28:37 Caller Okay.

1:28:37 Drew No more.

1:28:38 Adam You're going to get pregnant. You understand?

1:28:41 Caller Yes.

1:28:42 Caller Okay.

1:28:42 Caller I got that.

1:28:43 Adam Okay. Listen, I just read a study in JAMA where guys with pagers under the age of 25 had a 65% higher incidence of getting women pregnant. It's true. I don't trust guys with pagers who don't need them. What the hell is this? I'm paging everybody.

1:29:00 Vin Diesel How could you dispute that fact? You can't argue with that. That is like...

1:29:05 Adam I swear to God, I've never read that anywhere, but think about it.

1:29:08 Vin Diesel I'm going to go with it.

1:29:09 Adam Go with it. I'm right. All right. Vin Diesel is our guest tonight. We'll take a little break, and when we come back, we'll speak to Josh. He can't get an erection since a car accident. Wants to know when he'll get it back. I'm guessing it's in the glove box. He's got to go down to the tow yard to get it after this.

1:29:26 Caller Let's have some more fun.

1:29:28 Caller Okay, let's do it.

1:29:30 Caller Call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:29:34 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:30:06 Caller It's a loveline. I'm Adam.

1:30:07 Adam That's Drew. Vin Diesel's our guest tonight. He's in Pitch Black.

1:30:11 Vin Diesel Pitch Black.

1:30:12 Adam Did I say it right?

1:30:13 Vin Diesel Yeah, that was perfect. Good. You've been saying it perfect all night.

1:30:16 Adam It's easy to remember. I have Vin Diesel's easy, Pitch Black's easy. Very catchy. And you've seen the spots all over the place. I think at one point, one of the commercials, doesn't the guy spit some flammable fluid out of his mouth and light it?

1:30:33 Vin Diesel He spits alcohol out of a torch and creates a torch.

1:30:37 Adam Yeah.

1:30:38 Vin Diesel Only to realize he's doomed.

1:30:40 Adam Yeah. Yeah. That's not going to last real long.

1:30:43 Vin Diesel No.

1:30:43 Adam You can only spit fire for what? 10, 15 minutes before. Eventually it goes out.

1:30:48 Vin Diesel That's the most practical weapon.

1:30:49 Adam Yeah. I might as well just light a fart. I got to tell you, we drove from Denver because we got snowed and went to Aspen last week.

1:30:58 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:30:58 Adam Drove from Denver to Aspen. Five hours in a limo. I lit gas all the way there.

1:31:03 Drew You did not.

1:31:04 Adam Absolutely.

1:31:05 Drew You were sitting by a woman, right?

1:31:06 Adam I certainly was.

1:31:07 Drew And what did she...

1:31:08 Adam Never met her before.

1:31:09 Drew Did she jump out of the car?

1:31:10 Adam Never met her before. She had no choice.

1:31:12 Drew Were there hyenas in the car laughing at you?

1:31:14 Adam Daniel started it by farting. So, he broke the ice. We hadn't even got out of the airport yet. Five hours drive.

1:31:19 Drew Who was the woman?

1:31:20 Adam She was some executive from Comedy Central or HBO. She was horrified.

1:31:25 Drew You just worked her for four hours.

1:31:26 Adam She was horrified. I lit farts for her.

1:31:28 Caller This was in a hospital.

1:31:29 Adam Five hours mental hospital, to be fair, not a hospital. Oh my God. She's fine. Abby?

1:31:38 Caller Yes.

1:31:38 Adam You're 20.

1:31:39 Caller Yes.

1:31:39 Adam What's up? I swear to God. You know me, right? I'm not lying.

1:31:44 Drew I know you.

1:31:45 Adam Packed in a limo with six people in the snowboard and luggage and just five hours of lighting farts. It was huge.

1:31:52 Drew And I imagine Jimmy and you and Daniel laughing constantly.

1:31:55 Adam Like maniacs. All right, Abby, go ahead.

1:31:58 I'm sorry. OK, I've been with my boyfriend for five years and I've never had an orgasm. So I was just wondering if that was like normal or if it was something that's wrong with him.

1:32:07 Adam Is he performing oral sex?

1:32:09 Yeah.

1:32:10 Drew Are you masturbating?

1:32:12 Not anymore, but I have.

1:32:13 Drew Have you ever had an orgasm by yourself? Yes. Oh, boy. So it's him then, not you.

1:32:19 Adam Well, sort of.

1:32:21 Drew I mean, she knows how she works.

1:32:22 Vin Diesel Not so fast, buddy.

1:32:24 Adam Slow down there.

1:32:25 I have, like, I can almost get there, but, like, I can't. I don't know. Like, it's like it takes an awful lot.

1:32:30 Adam Is there anything that's stopping you, any traumatic experience from the past or anything like that? No.

1:32:36 I've never had, like, any type of abuse.

1:32:38 Adam No. Everything's good. You love daddy.

1:32:40 Drew Are you able to tell him what you want, your boyfriend?

1:32:42 Caller Yeah.

1:32:43 Vin Diesel Can you attribute it to anything he's doing or not doing?

1:32:47 Drew No.

1:32:48 Like, I mean, everything's fine. Like, it's not like I'm not enjoying it.

1:32:51 Drew How long has it taken before? How long have you been actually giving him explicit directions?

1:32:56 Probably about, for the like, last six months or so.

1:33:00 Drew I think this relationship's done.

1:33:02 Adam You think so?

1:33:02 Drew Yeah, I think this is one of those things when young people don't know when something's over.

1:33:06 Adam Yeah.

1:33:06 Drew Good one, Drew.

1:33:07 Vin Diesel Excellent.

1:33:08 Drew And she started out with kind of angry. Is something wrong with him? You know, this is, you know.

1:33:13 Vin Diesel You guys almost bought into it.

1:33:15 Drew Well, now to check it out.

1:33:16 Vin Diesel You almost were like, yeah, something is wrong with him. Always wrote him off.

1:33:20 Adam You've been going out since 15. Yeah. You're 20 now.

1:33:24 Vin Diesel Game over. That was a high school thing.

1:33:26 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:33:27 Vin Diesel You're done next.

1:33:28 Adam You start you start to feel like you're getting to the end of this here, Abby.

1:33:31 Caller I don't really know. I don't.

1:33:33 Drew But how would Abby know what the end is? She's never had an end of a relationship.

1:33:36 Vin Diesel Is it a buddy thing? Are you are you do you find yourself kind of thinking him thinking of him as more of a friend?

1:33:47 Yes and no.

1:33:48 Adam That's it.

1:33:49 Vin Diesel That's the death of her poor kid. The second you look at it as just a buddy, you're done.

1:33:55 I don't know.

1:33:56 Adam I'd rather be looked at as a piece of furniture. Like an ottoman than a buddy.

1:34:02 Drew She's grown into a woman.

1:34:03 Adam I don't even like my friends thinking I'm a buddy.

1:34:05 Drew She's grown into a woman in the course of this relationship.

1:34:07 Adam I even want my male friends to think of me as a sex object. Nobody.

1:34:13 I don't know. I'm not really like... I don't know. I love him and everything. I'm not ready to say it's over.

1:34:18 Drew Yeah, but you're comfortable.

1:34:20 Vin Diesel You've got a comfortable thing going on.

1:34:22 Drew Give him a little spiel on not knowing when relationships are over.

1:34:24 Yeah, that's true.

1:34:25 Drew Hold on.

1:34:26 Adam Every relationship that starts early goes twice as long as it should, at least. And that's just the way it is. You just have no idea. You just don't. Just like I was talking earlier about your parents. You know, you sort of buy in everything.

1:34:39 Vin Diesel You don't know life any other way.

1:34:40 Adam Yeah, you just don't. And you get that real steady thing going at 15, and before you know it, you're 20, and you don't know what else is out there. But your body, especially if you're a woman, kind of tells you.

1:34:52 Drew Right. I imagine Abby met her present boyfriend when she was 22. Can you predict how long that relationship would last?

1:34:59 Adam A weekend.

1:35:00 Drew Three months, Matt.

1:35:00 Adam Three months. And listen, if you even have to hesitate, like, hey, do you look at the guy as a buddy?

1:35:05 Vin Diesel That's not good. It really is not good.

1:35:08 Adam No.

1:35:08 Vin Diesel You're not infatuated with him.

1:35:09 Drew That is over.

1:35:10 Adam Christina?

1:35:11 Drew Sorry.

1:35:11 Adam You're 25. This is the only part of the job I like, is telling people their relationship was over three years ago. Game over. You're out of there. You've been living a lie, sister. All right, Christina, you're 25. What's up?

1:35:22 Caller Well, my husband, we have a very, very active sex life. But when I go to bed at night, he gets on the phone and he's calling 900 numbers and international numbers. And I mean, it can be right after we've just had sex. And I mean, sometimes it's three and four times, you know, that we have sex before I actually got to sleep. And he's still getting on the phone and he's calling these numbers. But he's in denial.

1:35:46 Caller He says he doesn't do it.

1:35:47 Adam Maybe it's just cuddling with them. Be quiet. Let's hear what song is playing in the background, Christina.

1:35:53 Caller Oh, hold on.

1:35:54 Adam Hold the phone up.

1:35:59 Caller Did you hear it?

1:36:00 Adam Oh, it's Kid Rock?

1:36:01 Caller Kid Rock.

1:36:02 Adam Yeah. Anderson knows who that is. Alright, he was on the show a few months ago. Hey, Christina? Yeah, the guy's compulsive.

1:36:11 Drew Is he an alcoholic also?

1:36:13 Caller Actually, yes he is. Yeah, but he hides it from me in a bottle later.

1:36:16 Drew Well, Christina, this is sexual addiction. Hey, Christina. And it needs to be treated.

1:36:21 Adam You got hooked up with the guy who's hiding a lot of stuff.

1:36:24 Vin Diesel Alcoholism is a bad sign.

1:36:25 Caller And I've talked to his dad.

1:36:26 Caller I've talked to his dad. I've talked to his grandmother. And just nothing, nothing works.

1:36:29 Adam Yeah, well, there are alcoholics too, right?

1:36:31 Caller No, no.

1:36:32 Adam One of them. Someone is.

1:36:33 Caller His dad was. His dad was.

1:36:35 Drew That's what we said.

1:36:36 Caller Right.

1:36:37 Okay, he needs to, he's recovering.

1:36:39 Caller He is a recovering alcohol.

1:36:40 Drew And not if you're this involved in sexual addictions.

1:36:42 Adam Well, your guy's not recovering. The dad is, right?

1:36:44 Right.

1:36:45 Caller The dad is recovering.

1:36:45 Adam Yeah, well, your guy's not. Yeah. All right. Christina, what kind of guy was your dad?

1:36:51 Caller My dad? Well, he was never home during the week because he worked six days a week. He was a truck driver. And it was basically me and my mom and my 12 brothers and sisters.

1:37:01 Drew Twelve.

1:37:03 Caller Yeah.

1:37:04 Adam Hey, Christina, can you turn the goddamn radio down just a little bit, please?

1:37:08 Caller He's in the bathroom. And that's what he does when he's in there in the shower.

1:37:13 Adam God knows what else he's doing in there.

1:37:15 Drew He's slamming something.

1:37:16 Adam There's no door? He can't shut the door?

1:37:18 Caller It's just shut. He has a built-in stereo in the bathroom.

1:37:22 Adam Okay.

1:37:24 Caller I've even got my bedroom door shut.

1:37:25 Adam Christina, how many of your brothers are in jail?

1:37:27 Caller None.

1:37:28 Adam Really?

1:37:29 Caller Right.

1:37:29 Adam They've all been paroled?

1:37:30 Caller No.

1:37:31 Caller None of my brothers have ever been in trouble.

1:37:33 Adam Wow.

1:37:35 Caller I come from a very good family.

1:37:36 Adam No, you don't. Your dad drove a truck and had twelve kids.

1:37:39 Caller Well, the other twelve are not his. They were my mother's first husband. Oh, no.

1:37:44 Drew That's even worse.

1:37:45 Caller Well, her first husband died.

1:37:47 Adam Okay.

1:37:48 Caller Listen.

1:37:49 Caller I think he was a sexual addict, too, but...

1:37:50 Adam All right. Hey, Christina, do you have any kids?

1:37:53 Caller No.

1:37:54 Caller Good.

1:37:55 Adam Good. Please don't have any kids. This guy has to get in a bunch of 12-step programs, maybe 24, 36-step programs.

1:38:01 Drew Take a guess, really. And I bet you there's more than alcohol going on here. I virtually guarantee it.

1:38:06 Vin Diesel Alcohol is enough.

1:38:07 Drew Alcoholism is enough to be a sex addict. Hiding in the shower for hours with the music playing, what's he doing in there?

1:38:15 Adam Loud.

1:38:16 Drew What's going on?

1:38:16 Vin Diesel Music playing, showers. Let's card him up too.

1:38:20 Adam And the beauty of Christina is she ain't exactly Colombo. She don't ask a whole lot of questions. He nails me three or four times and he's on the phone to Finland.

1:38:31 Drew Three or four times.

1:38:32 Adam He's talking to Helsinki for four hours after he climbs off of me.

1:38:36 Vin Diesel I don't get the phone call stuff. He nails her three times and then...

1:38:39 Adam He's a sexual addict.

1:38:40 Vin Diesel What's the phone call?

1:38:41 Drew The sex line.

1:38:42 Adam The sex line.

1:38:42 Caller Welcome to the hotline that connects large women with men who are dwarfs.

1:38:48 Drew Three or four of them. A night. That's sexual addiction.

1:38:52 Adam Yeah. Oh boy.

1:38:53 Drew It's a real thing.

1:38:54 Adam Imagine that though. Imagine the guy who marries into this. It's like he's out on a date with a chick. He's falling in love. Listen, I got to say something. Yes. You know my previous husband died, yes? I have 12 kids. I have a three year old. I'd be like, I don't know if I got 12. That ain't seven. That's five more. There's a little stipulation here. 12 kids, my vaginas are the size of a 50-gallon drum. 12 kids, how do you even have 12 kids?

1:39:32 Drew In a lifetime.

1:39:32 Adam I mean, don't you have to have like three and three and three and three? I mean, could you just have 12? I mean, could you continuously be pregnant for just 10, 11 years, just non-stop? I mean, like, just everyone close their eyes and just picture for the next like 11 years, you're pregnant. You're the giving birth or you're pregnant?

1:39:53 Drew You started at 16 or 15. You can be sure of that.

1:39:56 Adam It's bizarre. It's like unimaginable to me. I'd sooner believe someone just say, I could levitate for 20 minutes and have 12 kids.

1:40:07 Vin Diesel Especially in this day and age.

1:40:08 Drew Yeah. It's like they're on a farm.

1:40:10 Adam That's great too. Once you meet your new 12 brothers and sisters. Oh man. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back.

1:40:17 Drew We're about to get funky, yo.

1:40:20 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back.

1:40:56 Adam Yeah. Hey Anderson, make that cartoon running away sound, that flappity flap sound, just for the hell of it. We're done with the show.

1:41:05 Caller Come on.

1:41:07 Caller There it is.

1:41:08 Adam Isn't that it? Yeah. All right. I want to thank Vin Diesel for coming out here tonight. Pitch black, everybody.

1:41:14 Vin Diesel Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Thank you.

1:41:16 Adam Technically today.

1:41:17 Drew And as a review and interview with Vin at drdrew.com.

1:41:21 Adam That's right. Watch that. And then yes, free condoms. Get your get your appetite wet and then go see the movie tomorrow night.

1:41:28 Vin Diesel Yes.

1:41:28 Adam All right. Thanks, Vin.

1:41:29 Vin Diesel Good. Thank you for having me.

1:41:31 Adam And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Just keep it clean and go ahead and pimp them hose. Well now.

1:41:42 Caller The stuff expressed on Loveline is not necessarily the stuff of the staff, management, sponsors, or anyone else. Including Westwood One Entertainment, Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins and Gold. Now, please enjoy these birds.

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