Episode 1000754887605

0:54 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:05 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:07 Voiceover Loveline.

1:09 Voiceover Yes, it is. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Bruce. Dr. Bruce is filling in for Dr. Drew, who's off making more money somewhere else. I think he's in Rochester tonight. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Bruce is a board certified physician, just as Dr. Drew is. He's also an addiction medicine specialist and has emergency medical training or that's actually where his expertise lies. Is that right, Bruce?

1:40 Drew Right, pretty good.

1:41 Adam You got a haircut, you took a shower.

1:44 Drew Since last two weeks ago, yeah, once.

1:46 Adam You look good, you look rested. You ready to go?

1:49 Drew I'm ready for any abuse you can hand out.

1:51 Adam Alright, Warren G is allegedly our guest tonight, although he's not here yet. We assume he'll be in at some point, but until then, we'll hop on the phones. Frank, you're 19.

2:04 Caller I got a three part question here for you. I heard antidepressants are effective in helping premature ejaculation. If so, which one is the most effective and how would someone go about getting it?

2:18 Drew Okay, well, there have been studies done with and not studies that are actually in practice, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, such as Prozac, have been effective, whether they're used on a daily basis or one or two hours before intercourse. However, your physician would want to do a complete evaluation. You know, the majority of the time, and this is with a lot of other sexual dysfunction, is there's a psychological reason for it. But certainly those types of antidepressants have helped.

2:45 Adam What kind of time are you at now, Frank?

2:48 Caller It's pretty low.

2:50 Adam How low?

2:51 Caller We'll leave it at that.

2:52 Adam How low?

2:54 Caller You know, it depends. We can get about a couple of minutes or two out of it.

2:58 Drew Are you depressed or do you have any other kind of psychological issues?

3:01 Caller No, that's pretty much it.

3:02 Drew Substances that you use or?

3:04 Caller Excuse me?

3:04 Drew Other substances? Any other drugs of abuse or anything like that?

3:07 Caller Oh, not at all.

3:08 Adam Do you have a girlfriend?

3:09 Caller No, I'm saving money for college.

3:13 Adam So you're going to spend some of that on hookers? How does that work? You don't have to spend any money on a woman. You pick her wild flowers and show her love and write her poetry like I do.

3:22 Caller Some sound advice.

3:25 Adam Frank, you've got to find one woman. You have to sort of get into your comfort zone with her. You've got to work out all the bugs and perform a lot of oral sex on her and you'll be fine.

3:34 Caller All right, what about taking Prozac? Something could help that too, or what?

3:38 Adam Taking Prozac? Well, listen, Prozac may add a little time to it. But you're 19 years old. A lot of guys have this problem. It seems weird to get on medication for it. All women want his oral sex anyway.

3:52 Drew You need to be in a stable relationship first before you start hitting the Prozac for your ejaculation problem.

3:57 Adam Jennifer? Yes. You're 24.

3:59 Caller What's up?

4:00 Caller I have a question about reactions to ecstasy. Not long ago, I took it for the first time. And afterward, my tongue was kind of like sore and swollen for a couple of days.

4:16 Drew How long after you took it?

4:18 Caller For like the next two to three days.

4:20 Drew Okay.

4:21 Adam Let me explain what that's from. You French kissed your girlfriend for 11 hours.

4:27 Caller Well, listen to this. I did it again. And it happened the next time I took it. And that time I took two tablets, although I don't know if the second tablet even had any... I think it was bunk. But it happened and it was worse. Like the first time, it was like very marginal.

4:45 Drew Okay. Let me just say, first of all, ecstasy is a dangerous drug. It has some permanent effects on the serotonin part of your brain. And ecstasy is like a mild hallucinogen and a mild euphorogenic-like speed. But in the emergency room, when somebody's tongue starts to swell, it is... everybody gets real tense. It's a very frightening thing. The first thing we do, because it's usually a continuous process. As the tongue swells more, you get to the point where you can't get an airway. They can't breathe. So the minute somebody comes in, there's any tongue swelling, you intubate them. You put them on a ventilator, essentially, because you don't know if it's going to continue. And the safest thing is to... That's how dangerous it's considered. So the fact that it's happened the second time, an allergic reaction usually occurs more rapidly than that. But very frightening description of the problem. Ecstasy is a bad drug with continued use. There have been what are considered evidence of permanent brain changes and damage. And this could be an allergic situation. Don't take it again.

5:43 Adam All right. Yeah, I mean, your tongue swole up last time you took it. You know, why are you taking it again? Well, that was, you know, all right, it's a switch to heroin or something. Shelly.

5:54 Hey.

5:55 Adam You're 26. What's going on?

5:57 Caller I've been with my boyfriend for three years, but we've been apart. We've been long distance for the past six months. And while we were apart, I gained weight.

6:07 Adam How much?

6:08 Caller 40 pounds, actually.

6:09 Adam Wow. Yeah. I'm fat.

6:11 Caller So the problem comes when we're going to get together for a romantic weekend, you know, for like Valentine's.

6:17 Adam Yeah.

6:17 Caller And I need to know, should I warn him ahead of time or, you know, like surprise and try to explain?

6:25 Adam Your way. I hope he didn't get you chocolate. He'll eat right through the box. How do you put on 40 pounds in six months?

6:33 Caller Well, actually, I put it on probably faster than, about three months.

6:38 Adam Wow. That's a, you must be depressed.

6:41 Caller Um, yeah, I guess so. I mean.

6:45 Adam How tall are you?

6:46 Caller About 5'3.

6:49 Adam That's 40 pounds. That's like 140 pounds at 5'3.

6:52 Caller Yeah, you're not kidding.

6:52 Adam And how much did you weigh before?

6:54 Caller Um, 140.

6:56 Adam All right. So 5'3, 140, he had a little heft on you before, right? So he's kind of used to that.

7:02 Caller Yeah, I was cute before, you know?

7:04 Adam Maybe he enjoys it.

7:06 Caller Okay.

7:07 Adam Did he give you, did he ever give you, did he give you a hard time before?

7:10 Caller No, no, no. He liked it.

7:12 Adam He liked it? Well, now there's more to like.

7:15 Drew Now, is this explained by how much you've been eating, lack of exercise, eating disorder, or any chance of your thyroid's functions change? Have you seen your doctor?

7:24 Caller Yeah. No, I think, I think it's mostly just started to eat a lot, like can't even stop myself eating.

7:33 Adam Listen, you got one week. You go on a grapefruit and anemone diet.

7:38 Drew When you have rapid changes in diet like that, sometimes eating is another form of self-medicating. If there's any depression there, any ambiguities in the relationship, sometimes that expresses itself.

7:48 Adam Well, give him a heads up. I think you should give the guy a heads up. He's rolling into town. She's put on 40 pounds.

7:53 Drew I would.

7:54 Adam Here's how I would couch it this way. Listen, when you come in town, it's going to be as if we're having a threesome, or at least a two and a halfsome. I mean, there won't be another head there, but volume-wise, I'm going to be two women.

8:10 Drew Maybe you could do a four, sort of leave a message on the machine.

8:13 Adam Karen?

8:13 Drew No chance.

8:14 Yes.

8:14 Adam You're thirty-one. What's up?

8:16 Yes. I'm married. I've been married for about three years. This is my second marriage. I'm bi. I was active in my first marriage in our relationship. You know, we had no problem at that time finding another woman for a threesome, but I lived around the Atlanta area at that time. I live in a small town now. And my husband now, we've not been able to find anybody. You know, we're just needing some advice on how to go about maybe around the Atlanta area finding somebody.

8:56 Adam Well, wait a minute. You're not in the Atlanta area anymore, are you?

8:58 Well, no, but I'm close enough to where we've traveled to the clubs and stuff down there.

9:04 Adam So you're a little out of the city, but you're willing to drive in order to eat some poon tang. I have the same policy, by the way. Karen, why did the first marriage break up?

9:19 Caller He just decided he wanted something younger, evidently.

9:23 Adam Do you have any kids?

9:25 Caller I have two.

9:25 Adam Alright, now listen, screwball mama. You've got two kids. How old are they? Twelve and eight. Do you think they want their mama driving across town to get into some threesome?

9:38 Caller Well, it's nothing that we won't be able to do with that.

9:42 Adam Now listen, listen to me, screwball. You're going to screw up this relationship just like you screwed up the last one with this threesome nonsense. You're mama now. You've got two kids. You've got a fresh marriage. Don't screw this one up.

9:54 Drew Look, some people would argue that the dynamics there are pretty bad if you want to do this, but doing it is a sure way to destroy the... Is there intimacy there?

10:04 Adam No. What happened to you, Karen? Something happened, right?

10:08 Caller No. Really, there wasn't. My first marriage was great.

10:12 Adam Where's your dad? Where's daddy?

10:14 Caller He passed away.

10:15 Adam When did he pass away?

10:17 Caller 1990.

10:18 Adam 1990. What did he do to you before he passed away?

10:21 Caller Nothing. He was very abusive to my mother. He was an alcoholic.

10:24 Drew And you saw that happen?

10:26 Caller Yeah.

10:26 Drew I grew up that way. Take the money for the trip for this and get therapy. Have you gone to a therapist with your husband?

10:33 Caller No, I haven't.

10:34 Drew Seriously. Do that for your kids' sake.

10:37 Adam We really don't care, but we know you're screwed up, Karen. It doesn't mean everyone who has a threesome or is bi screwed up, although most people are bi or effed up.

10:44 Drew I care.

10:45 Adam But you're screwing up your kids. And you know the kind of crappy environment that you grow up in that is forcing you to travel to Atlanta to find a new chick? That's what your kids are growing up in. Okay?

10:57 Caller Okay.

10:59 Adam Spend the money on therapy and take care of your kids, would you? I sure would.

11:03 Drew And you'll be happier. Call back in six months. Try it.

11:06 Adam All right? Okay. All right. And I don't trust the guy she's with either.

11:09 Drew No. No.

11:10 Adam Listen, can't we sterilize people at a certain point? This is mama.

11:15 Drew I think that's Nazi Germany. They did that.

11:19 Adam I wouldn't trust this woman with an ant farm. She has an eight-year-old and a 12-year-old.

11:22 Drew It's painful to hear some of these calls.

11:24 Adam Sea monkeys should not be raised by this Karen. She's not responsible enough. She's too immature.

11:29 Drew Yes.

11:29 Adam All right. What name is that? Renee?

11:35 Yeah.

11:35 Adam Hey, Renee.

11:36 Yeah.

11:36 Adam Renee, the guy?

11:37 Yes, it is.

11:38 Adam Oh, boy.

11:40 First time I'm called a longtime listener.

11:42 Adam Listen, if you were gay, no one would blame you. It'd be your parents' fault.

11:46 No. Okay. I got a question that my girlfriend, or I always think my girlfriend is always cheating on me. I'm like very paranoid.

11:55 Adam Yeah. You're insecure?

11:56 Um, yeah.

11:57 Adam Have you had any other girls cheat on you?

11:59 No. It's just like I always have this long fear that a girl will always cheat or will cheat on me.

12:05 Adam Why? Did you see that somewhere else?

12:06 No. It's just like something that's in my head, and I just can't get it out.

12:12 Adam Yeah. But why? Where did that come from? Where did that get put in your head?

12:16 No clue.

12:17 Adam Your mom and dad are still together?

12:19 Yeah.

12:19 Adam Nobody cheated on anyone there?

12:21 Nope.

12:22 Adam And other than being named Renee, everything's fine?

12:25 Yeah.

12:25 Let's see.

12:27 Adam Are your parents French?

12:28 No.

12:29 Adam Where did they get Renee?

12:32 My last name is Du Bois, and they wanted to share that.

12:35 Drew Great author, Renee Du Bois.

12:37 Adam Oh, really?

12:37 Drew Yeah.

12:38 Adam All right. Well, Bruce, you read, you know.

12:39 Drew Reason Awake, I think you wrote.

12:41 Adam All right. Huh? You were like a ton of chicks in junior high.

12:46 Drew Great thinker. How old is your girlfriend?

12:48 15.

12:49 Drew You know, you should enjoy the relationship. This is a time to be enjoying dating and not worrying about whether or not. You know, most girls, when they're 15 and they're going out with you, they're excited and having a good time, and cheating is not, that happens a little later in life when things get a little more complicated.

13:07 Adam 15 and a half, 16. Hey, listen, Renee, I don't know what to tell you. You're going through this hormonal thing that 16-year-old guys do a lot of times. Their chest gets puffed up, they get real insecure. They're worried about ex-boyfriends and all that kind of stuff. You will get her to cheat by accusing her of cheating. If you're a good guy, she's not going to cheat. So the thing that you're most worried about is the thing that you're going to cause. It'll be one of those self-fulfilling prophecies.

13:35 Drew You're named after a great thinker. Go read some of his books.

13:38 Adam There you go. Andy, you're 17.

13:41 Caller Yeah. Hi. I had a question. A few days ago, I noticed someone of a rash developed underneath my armpit. Tonight, I noticed that there was a huge breakout of blisters. I've noticed it spread a little bit and I was wondering what that might be.

14:00 Drew Okay. Well, blisters.

14:01 Adam Under your armpit?

14:01 Caller Yeah. It's right underneath my armpit. It's not in the armpit but right below it. It's a big patch of blisters and it spread to the right side of my breast, I guess.

14:12 Adam Right. Well, call it chest. It sounds more masculine.

14:15 Drew It sounds like an allergic reaction to using a deodorant, new soap.

14:19 Caller Well, I guess my deodorant I've been using for years now.

14:24 Drew You can still develop an allergic reaction to something you've used for a period of time.

14:28 Adam Did you give a guy a pit job or something?

14:32 Caller No, not recently.

14:33 Adam No. See, that's not technically gay.

14:35 Caller Okay.

14:35 Adam You put the guy's penis in your armpit and you just move up and down until something happens.

14:40 Drew Okay. The most common form of blisters that look like blisters, urticaria, which is a type of skin rash, or hives, could be that. Typically, with skin conditions, when you call here, you get an ambiguous answer because you have to see them and ask a lot more questions. But you should see your primary care doctor or ER.

14:59 Adam Danny, you're 18. What's up?

15:03 Caller Well, my girlfriend, we just have anal sex and she doesn't want to have normal sex.

15:11 Adam Vaginal sex?

15:12 Caller Yeah.

15:13 Adam Well, she's old-fashioned. Well, is she a virgin?

15:21 Caller No, we've done it like once. Yeah. But that was it. Yeah. It's been a couple of months now. It's just been an in-the-butt region.

15:34 Drew Yeah, that is rather unusual. Have you discussed with her past sexual experience or if she's been abused or molested in the past?

15:42 I don't think so.

15:43 Caller She parties a lot.

15:45 Adam Yeah. Usually the anal sex and the partying sort of go hand in hand. And how old is she?

15:54 Caller My age.

15:55 Adam She's 18.

15:56 Drew Okay.

15:56 Adam All right. And what about oral sex? You get any of that?

16:00 Caller Yeah, a lot.

16:01 Adam Yeah. After the butt love?

16:05 Caller Before.

16:06 Adam Oh, before. Okay, good. She don't party that much.

16:09 Drew So what happened? Did partying a lot? Does drugs? Drinks a lot? What's the pattern?

16:14 Caller Oh, I don't know. A hash and stuff.

16:18 Adam All right. Hey, Danny, why don't you just tell her what you want and see if she'll go along with it?

16:23 Caller Oh, I have been. She gets real angry. She gets mad.

16:27 Adam She gets insulted when you try to place your penis in her vagina?

16:32 Caller Well...

16:33 Adam That's a slap in the face? Why if never? The temerity.

16:38 Drew Look, it sounds like she's got some real problems and it sounds like you're a little bit hesitant to explore those problems rather than just where you place your organ. So I really want to know a little bit more about where she's been, what's happened to her.

16:50 Adam We don't care.

16:50 Drew And build a relationship.

16:52 Adam Listen, you have to assert yourself, Dan.

16:54 Drew Right.

16:55 Adam I mean, if someone's getting you to do something you don't want to do or you think something's up with it, then say something. It's kind of interesting, though.

17:03 Drew I'm not sure. It sounds pathology is here.

17:06 Adam Hold on. I have a theory. Yeah. Do you have an exceptionally narrow penis?

17:12 No.

17:12 Caller It's pretty big.

17:13 Adam Pretty big?

17:14 Uh-huh.

17:15 Adam Wow. She's quite a trooper.

17:17 Caller Yeah. She screams a lot.

17:19 Drew Do you use a...

17:21 Adam Well, something big got... Do you use protection?

17:23 Drew Do you use a condom all the time?

17:25 Caller Sometimes.

17:26 Drew Yeah. You know, I'd be real concerned about the situation. I mean, whether she'd been molested, abused, but, you know... Just sounds like counseling. Go to your doctor. Have a talk with a professional with her there. Do something. But sounds like a problem.

17:40 Adam Bruce?

17:41 Drew Yeah.

17:41 Adam Sometimes when you come home late, drunk, you ever sneak in the back door? You know what I'm saying?

17:47 Drew Uh, I can't. I can't travel down that road with you. I don't wander in the house drunk, late.

17:53 Adam But you don't use the back door?

17:55 Caller No.

17:57 Adam Okay. That's not my thing either. Willie?

18:00 Yeah.

18:01 Adam You're 15.

18:03 Caller Yeah. I'm what you call a POTUS HETUS MAXIMUS. Yeah. I smoke a lot of weed and on a Saturday, I decided to try some weed brownies. And now I have a disconnected feeling like if you overdosed on Tylenol.

18:20 Adam Uh huh. You ever overdosed on Tylenol?

18:23 Caller Yeah.

18:24 Adam You have?

18:25 Caller Yeah.

18:25 Adam Wow. So not only you are POTUS HETUS MAXIMUS, you're a Tylenolous HETUS MAXIMUS too. Why did you OD on Tylenol?

18:35 Caller Um, a couple of years ago, I got like suspended from school. A lot of things are going down. I was kind of upset.

18:43 Adam So you kill yourself?

18:44 Caller No, I just wanted to see what it would be like.

18:47 Adam I understand.

18:47 Drew Tylenol is horrible stuff to overdose on. It destroys your liver real rapidly with a fairly small dose, 6000 milligrams. So, you know, first of all, marijuana in a lot of people causes this to happen. Sometimes when they change the way they take it in. And I don't know if you used hash or if you used pot, but...

19:04 Adam Well, they ate it.

19:05 Drew Yeah. Disorientation, that kind of a thing after marijuana is used, even if you use it for a period of time. Once you get a little paranoid, it expands on that.

19:17 Adam You still got a high going from Snoop Dogg being in here last week.

19:20 Drew Me?

19:21 Adam A few weeks ago, don't you?

19:22 Drew I changed my orientation on music a little bit.

19:25 Adam Snoop Dogg came in here. Snoop has so much money. He likes weed so much he doesn't smoke joints anywhere. He likes a large bonfire of marijuana. Like when the ATF is burning a crop. And the entire place was filled with smoke and Bruce got a nice contact high going.

19:43 Drew Now the only good part, I couldn't see you quite as well.

19:46 Adam That was a benefit.

19:47 Drew I felt very guilty after that. I had to call Drew and confess.

19:50 Adam Alright.

19:50 Drew I got Susan.

19:51 Adam No more talking.

19:52 Drew Okay.

19:52 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. There's Dr. Bruce over there. Warren G is coming in here. We will take ourselves a break and when we come back we'll talk to you. Yes, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Bruce, who's filling in for Dr. Drew, who's out of town once again. Phone number, 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Bruce is just as qualified, although you wouldn't know it to hear him, as Dr. Drew. So please bring all those questions. Our guest has arrived, Warren G is here, better late than never. Actually, he was only a couple minutes late, but we just decided to bring him in after the first break. So nice to meet you, Warren.

20:55 What's up, what's up, what's up?

20:59 Adam Warren is getting over a cold, or at least maybe just getting into a cold.

21:04 Yeah.

21:05 Adam So, and there's nothing, nothing Dr. Bruce can do about it.

21:11 Drew You know, you got to use Adam's rap name.

21:14 Adam Oh, that's right. That's right. Why don't we let my homie, as I like to call him, Snoop Dogg, he'll explain to you my new rap name. Do you have that, Anderson?

21:24 That's my main, main, mayonnaise.

21:26 Adam Mayonnaise. Now, just hear me out. White guy, white, right? Like mayonnaise is white, right? Mayonnaise. You know, with a Z. You know what I'm saying? I think I'm halfway home with that mayonnaise.

21:42 Drew Until you open your mouth.

21:44 Adam Yeah, but all my raps, like whenever I talk, I always talk in a sort of sandwich metaphors, you know, like when I talk about mayonnaise, I say like I'm spreading my white funk. You know what I'm saying? Like spreading and, you know, heroes and hoagies. I work out a whole ramp that has to do with sandwiches.

22:04 Drew I like the Russian immigrant touch.

22:06 Adam We'll work on that. Beaches ain't shh, but hoes and freaks suck on these balls and leak on these. I'm not allowed to say the three words there.

22:17 Drew Yeah.

22:18 Adam I Want It All is the name of Warren G's new CD that we're going to hear something off of. I know Snoop is on this, right?

22:27 Yeah, we've got to work it together.

22:28 Adam I was going to get into who else is on it, but one of the calls is asking that. So I think we'll just go to it and let the caller do it. Kyle?

22:37 What's going on, Adam?

22:38 Adam You're 15. What's up?

22:39 Caller I had a question for Warren G.

22:41 Adam Here he is.

22:42 Caller What's going on, Warren?

22:43 What's up, man?

22:44 Caller What's going on? I was wondering if there's going to be any, who's going to be the guest on your new album?

22:50 I'm getting ready to do a brand new record.

22:53 Caller Oh, yeah?

22:54 Besides this one that's out right now. The record that's out right now is new too. But it has-

22:59 Caller So I wanted all album or what?

23:00 Yeah, I wanted all album. I forgot that one. Yeah, that's in store right now. So you know who's on there.

23:06 Caller Yeah, I've got it.

23:06 The next record that I'm getting ready to do is just going to be mainly me. I'll probably have a few guests, like Dre. I'll probably do a song with my Conrad, that's Snoop and Nate. I'll do a song with them and probably some up and coming artists, but not too many people because I'm going to give it to everybody on the solo tip this time.

23:29 Caller Right on. That sounds good.

23:31 Adam How do you know who to invite in and who not to? I mean, here's my question. It always feels to me like guys showed up and sat in. Maybe I'm being too casual about it, but here's the way. I picture like you're in the recording studio and Snoop is in his 64 and he's smoking a big joint, and he just comes into the recording studio and just walks in and starts rapping.

23:59 Caller No, that's not how it works? No, I planned it all out.

24:02 Adam Sounds going to work with mayonnaise.

24:04 Caller Whatever music that I do, because I'm a producer also, so whatever music I do I have the person in mind, so when I do it it's like okay this is for this person, so I'll call them and let's do it.

24:20 Drew Forty people walked in but only three of them said it.

24:22 Caller Adam.

24:22 Adam That's true. Yes, Kyle.

24:24 Caller You know that thing that Tyler can do with his farting?

24:26 Adam Yeah.

24:26 Caller You know I used to be able to do that. Yeah. I can do it in, it comes in spurts, it depends on when I go to the bathroom or not.

24:36 Adam Kyle, let me explain farting.

24:38 Caller Yeah.

24:38 Adam Everybody farts once in a while.

24:41 Caller I could suck it up like Tyler. I didn't.

24:43 Caller The automobile release of a human being.

24:46 Adam Let me, here's what I'm, here's what I'm saying. Warren, there's a guy who calls in the show, he farts on demand. And here's what I want to say. I can fart, I've had great farting days, some glorious farting days, but I can't do it on demand. I could probably sink a 15-foot putt once every 10 tries. But until I can do it 8 out of 10 times, I'm not going to join the PGA Tour. You know what I'm saying? This guy can do it on demand.

25:12 Drew But he inhales through his butt?

25:14 Caller Yes. Is he gay?

25:15 Adam He sucks in air, his partner pushes air into his anus. No, he sucks it in. I don't know if he's gay.

25:22 Caller This dog is a gay homosexual.

25:24 Adam Oh, Caesar?

25:26 Caller Yes.

25:26 Adam You're 17?

25:27 Caller Yeah, I want to say what's up to Warren G.

25:29 Caller What's up, man?

25:30 Caller I love your show, Adam.

25:31 Adam Thanks.

25:33 Caller Yeah, I was wondering, if I'm having sex with my girlfriend and she's on her period, could she still get pregnant?

25:40 Drew This question comes up during every show. Yes, because you don't know exactly when ovulation occurs and you don't know how much...

25:47 Adam But the chances are much diminished, aren't they?

25:50 Drew Yes. The chances are diminished, but you don't always know. You don't know when you think a period may just be abnormal bleeding and the egg has viability after ovulation for a period of time. So...

26:05 Adam Caesar, how horny are you?

26:09 Caller I don't know.

26:10 Caller It's just when it happens.

26:12 Caller When you're 17?

26:13 Adam Yeah, this is what you do when you're 17 and it's new. After you've been with a woman for a while, even when the period's stopped, you think, you say, let's give it another day or two just to make sure.

26:24 Caller Yeah.

26:24 Adam You know what I mean? You're not in on the period. Can't she give you some oral sex when she's on her period?

26:30 Caller Yeah. But I mean, it's just like, because right that it might be safer during the period. Right.

26:38 Caller So you don't want to have a baby?

26:40 Caller No.

26:40 Adam Well, why don't you just get her on the pill or something?

26:43 Caller I'm trying to do that right now, yeah.

26:46 Adam All right. And you know, you can use a condom, too, right?

26:48 Caller Yeah, I do use one.

26:50 Drew How old is she?

26:51 Caller She's 16.

26:52 Adam All right. So get some birth control. Then you won't have to worry about it.

26:56 Caller All right.

26:57 Adam You don't perform oral sex on her when she's on her period, do you?

27:00 Caller No.

27:00 Adam Okay.

27:01 Caller Okay.

27:02 Caller Thanks a lot, man.

27:02 Adam All right, see you, sir.

27:03 Caller All right.

27:03 Later.

27:05 Adam John.

27:06 Caller Yeah.

27:06 Adam You're 17.

27:07 Caller Yeah.

27:08 Adam What's up?

27:08 Caller I'll act 12 in a sec.

27:10 Adam No. As a matter of fact, I can't hold on. Can you hold on a sec? Tom? People act like we called them. Tom, you're 15.

27:19 Caller Oh, hi. Hello.

27:21 Adam What's up?

27:22 Caller I'm having weird dreams about my sister.

27:25 Adam Yeah?

27:26 Caller Like, um, sexual dreams.

27:28 Adam What are you doing to her?

27:30 Caller Um, just like having sex with her.

27:32 Adam Having sex with your sister?

27:34 Caller Yeah.

27:34 Adam As a biological sister?

27:36 Caller Yeah.

27:36 Adam Yeah.

27:37 You need to go to the doctor and get checked out.

27:41 Drew Any abuse? Right. That's fundamentally good advice. Any abuse occurring in your family? Do you have any, like, chaotic family things, like alcoholism or divorce or?

27:52 Caller Oh, my parents were divorced when I was two.

27:54 Drew What happened then?

27:56 Caller Um, well, my mom was left, um, she's, she was, like, single for a while and we didn't really have a lot of money and stuff and...

28:05 Drew A lot of different guys coming in?

28:07 Caller Um, not really. She didn't really, um, make it those as any of her friends, guys.

28:13 Adam Alright. And no one, no one screwed with you?

28:14 Caller Um, not really.

28:16 Adam Listen, hold on. My parents, my, what'd they do to you?

28:20 Caller Well, I got, like, nothing like sexual or anything.

28:24 Adam Alright.

28:25 Drew Sometimes dreams are information, they're content that you are unable to deal with on a, you know, a level where you can remember things. So, you need to go and talk to somebody.

28:36 Adam Maybe a sister's good looking. I mean, you don't know. Listen, Tom, my parents got divorced and I never had any dreams where I had sex with my sister.

28:45 Drew You know, you can't say...

28:47 Adam I had a dream I had sex with Bruce's sister. Wait a minute, that wasn't a dream.

28:53 Drew She'll be relieved she's far away. You can't tell right off the bat that this is abnormal. You know, we don't want to sit here and tell you, hey, you're sick, this is an abnormal thing. But you need to be able to talk to somebody that's a professional and get into more issues around your family because it sounds like there's been some chaotic stuff going on and these things are bothering you with a lot of things like this. If it's upsetting you, if it keeps coming up, it means there's something there that happened you may not remember.

29:17 Adam Then don't buy in to it.

29:18 Caller Falling in a girlfriend and falling in love. Then you won't think about it.

29:21 Adam Mike, you're 15.

29:24 Caller Yeah, I got like these warts on my hands and stuff. And like a couple of weeks ago, I gave like a hand job to a dude I know. I gave them to him like two times so I'm just wondering if I got that from that.

29:36 Adam Are you gay or just your hands gay?

29:38 Caller No, no, I'm bi.

29:39 Adam Oh, you're bi.

29:40 Drew How old is the guy?

29:43 Adam How old is the guy?

29:44 Caller He's 16.

29:46 Adam Uh-huh. And how's your behemoth? Is that still intact?

29:50 Caller My what?

29:51 Adam Behemoth.

29:52 Caller What's that?

29:53 Adam Do you know how women have a hymen?

29:55 Caller No.

29:56 Drew Have you had anal sex?

29:57 Caller No.

29:59 Drew Your behemoth's intact.

29:59 Adam You don't know what a hymen is?

30:01 Caller No.

30:01 Caller I'm sorry. I'm, like, very...

30:03 Caller You got a frog?

30:06 Caller The virus is...

30:08 Drew The virus that causes... There are literally dozens of viruses that human beings have that cause genital warts. Some of the viruses from the hand can be transmitted to the genitals. But generally, that's not the way things occur. So whether or not the concern is not the virus or the warts on your hand, and the concern are the warts that may be on the other person indicating they have a sexually transmitted disease.

30:35 Adam The hand job is weird, too. I mean, I swear to God, I'd rather give a guy a blowjob than a hand job, and I'll tell you why. Hand job, you got to sit there and talk to him. Hey, how's it going? Good. Yeah. How's it going down there? This is radio.

30:50 Drew I'll just translate...

30:52 Adam Fine.

30:53 Drew Describe Warren's disgusted look.

30:54 Adam Hey, who do you have for biology? Yeah. Yeah. I had... Oh, Mr. Dilbert. Yeah.

31:00 Drew Do you want to ask him any molestation issues?

31:03 Adam How's it going? You going to do anything yet? No? Okay. You want to watch some TV? I mean, it's kind of weird. You got to sit there. I mean, you're just going to have to sit there and talk to the guy? It just seems uncomfortable to, you know, have that eye contact going and stuff.

31:18 Drew So you want to ask about Mike's background?

31:20 Adam No.

31:21 Drew No.

31:21 Adam I assume something's up with him. Mike? Mike?

31:25 Caller Yeah?

31:25 Adam Is anything up with you? Anyone do anything weird to you?

31:28 Caller When I was in the first grade, this dude, like, took me into the bathroom stall and did stuff with me.

31:32 Adam Yeah.

31:33 Drew Did you ever tell anybody?

31:35 Caller No.

31:36 Drew Okay.

31:36 Caller Why you didn't beat him up?

31:38 Caller I don't know.

31:39 Drew How old was he?

31:40 Caller He was my age. He offered me a watch for it, but he never gave it to me.

31:43 Caller Oh, man. You should have punched him in his eye.

31:46 Drew And since you didn't, you really, you know, we're not saying that homosexuality is caused by being molested, but you were molested and you've got these things going on. You really need to talk to somebody. Do you have somebody you can get hold of, like a counselor or a...

32:03 Caller I'm totally afraid to talk to people. Like, you know...

32:06 Drew It's as easy as talking to us, which is probably easier since you don't have somebody like Adam describing what you're doing.

32:11 Adam You really should have seen me doing the simulated hand job in the studio, Mike.

32:16 Drew Yeah, Warren turned around for it.

32:17 Adam Well, Warren, you know what I'm talking about. You'd have to sit there and have a conversation with the guy. That's weird.

32:23 Drew So, Mike, there's the comical aspect from Adam's standpoint, but seriously, you talk to somebody and they're not going to laugh, they're not going to make any jokes, and they may get you feeling more normal about what's going on, and you may find some explanation for how you feel.

32:38 Adam Bruce is a religious guy and he don't like the gaze, and he'd like you to quit it. Now, let's hear something from... Thank you. Let's hear something from Warren G. That's what I want to do. All right? We have it queued up there, Anderson. This is off of his newest CD I Want It All, and this one is called Game Don't Wait.

36:22 Drew Was it smooth?

36:24 Caller No.

36:25 Adam That would be Game Don't Wait from Warren G. Off of I Want It All, which is out in stores now. Dr. Bruce is filling in for Dr. Drew. We're going to take ourselves a little break, and we'll be back with more Loveline, more you, more questions, more Bruce, more Warren G and more me after this.

36:49 We'll be right back with more Loveline.

37:12 Adam It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Bruce. Dr. Bruce, filling in for Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, and the Y2K Penthouse Pet, I guess, pet of the millennium, I guess, will be in here tomorrow night. Juliette, what is it?

37:35 Drew Karyaga.

37:37 Adam What is that, Japanese? No, it's Spanish. That's good. Penthouse Pet. Can't go wrong with that. All right, did I mention Warren G is our guest tonight? Warren is like out in the car feeding his dog or something. I think he should be in here in a second.

37:53 Caller Yeah.

37:53 Adam Let me... No, that's what we call feeding the dog. Let me talk to Bill here.

37:58 Caller Bill? Yeah.

37:59 Adam You're 19. What's up?

38:01 Caller Well, about a month ago, I went to a fun party with my girlfriend and that's where they, I guess, sell exotic toys.

38:09 Yeah.

38:10 Caller And she picked out some anal beads and a vibrator.

38:15 Adam You went to the party with her?

38:17 Caller Yeah. It was a couple things.

38:19 Adam And what else do they sell at these fun parties?

38:22 Caller Just about any type of toy.

38:24 Adam So she, she went, you went to the party, and it's like one of those lingerie parties, but even, even more.

38:31 Caller Yeah.

38:31 Adam And she picked out a vibrator and some anal beads.

38:34 Right.

38:35 Adam Right. Maybe she thought she was getting like a string of pearls and a swizzle stick.

38:41 Caller Oh, she knew what she was getting.

38:42 Adam She knew what she was getting.

38:43 Yeah.

38:44 Caller All right.

38:44 Adam So you got the vibrator and the anal beads and you took them home.

38:48 Caller And for the past month, every time we have sex, she wants to use them.

38:53 Adam How do the anal beads work? Stop hitting the mic with your tooth.

38:56 Drew It's on my tooth.

38:57 Adam Whatever it is. What? How do the anal beads work? String of beads?

39:03 Caller Yeah, they're about an inch apart, as high as a marble.

39:06 Adam And you have to eat them and then pass them or do you just stuff them up there?

39:10 Caller Just stuff them up there.

39:11 Adam That's practical because otherwise the timing would be all off. You'd have to eat the beads the night before and then you have to wait around. That would make sense at all. So, you stuff them up in there? How do you stuff them up in there?

39:25 Caller One by one with my finger.

39:27 Drew Have you talked about it?

39:28 Adam Hold on now. Do you lube those things up?

39:31 Caller Yeah, I lick them first.

39:33 Adam You lick them?

39:33 Caller Yeah, she makes me.

39:35 Adam Nice. Alright, so you lick the beads and you put... How many are on a string?

39:40 Caller Five.

39:41 Adam Five, alright.

39:42 Drew I feel like Bill's getting frustrated here.

39:43 Adam You put all five of them up there and then what?

39:46 Caller She makes me pull them out real slow.

39:49 Adam I see. Or she farts and they go flying out and wrap around your neck and kill you.

39:54 Caller That wouldn't be good.

39:55 Adam So you pull them out slowly. Is there sort of a pull or a handle or something on one of them?

40:00 Caller Just the tip of a string.

40:02 Adam Yeah, what if the string got stuffed up in there though? Could you get them out?

40:07 Drew You're torturing poor Bill. He wants some help.

40:09 Caller I'm serious.

40:10 Adam Bill is 19. So you pull the anal beads out one at a time. You ever just let it rip? You can just tie it to a door knob and slam the door?

40:21 Caller She tells me how to do it. I don't even like doing it.

40:24 Adam That's why I call. What color are these anal beads when they go in at least?

40:29 Caller White.

40:30 Adam What color do they come out? Tan.

40:36 Caller You need to put the smash down and let her know. Check this out. Look at here. It's not going down like that no more. We're going to have regular sex and that's it. If you can't deal with that, then baby, look, I got to move on because I know you're a player.

40:50 Adam You want the regular sex, right? Yeah. Does she want to put the beads up you?

40:56 Caller Oh, no.

40:57 Adam God, no.

41:00 Drew Warren's asking, do you communicate with her?

41:02 Caller Yeah, we talk about it a lot.

41:03 Drew What does she say?

41:04 Caller She always says, if you don't want to do it, just tell me and I do, but then while we're having sex, she always pulls them out.

41:10 Adam Okay, well then what about... listen, you have to destroy the beads. Go bury them in the backyard or something. Let the dog play with them.

41:19 Drew People can get into the situation where they have to have a certain object present. There's fetishism. They have to have a certain object present to achieve orgasm or have a certain behavior. If it starts interfering with the relationship or normal sexual activity is an indication that you need to see a therapist. It sounds like this may be heading in that direction. You can't do it without it.

41:39 Adam I kind of can sympathize because I had a girlfriend once who went on a whole string of Christmas lights up her ass and I'm talking about the one that's about 45-50 feet long. Just the two pronged end of the cord would hang out.

41:52 Drew Your rectum or hers?

41:53 Adam It was both. I put 20 feet up my ass, you put 20 feet up hers and we'd run in the opposite direction.

41:59 Caller It was just pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

42:01 Adam And when one bulb goes out, you gotta use another bulb to check. It's hard to tell which one's out. You know what I'm saying, Bill? It's great around the holidays but other than that, I don't recommend it.

42:12 Drew I'm used to minding the ER situation.

42:13 Adam All right. So, and what about the vibrator?

42:17 Caller What about it?

42:18 Adam Where's that go?

42:20 Caller In her vagina.

42:22 Adam I see. Permanently or just bring it out when you're making love? Bring it out when we're making love. Okay. You don't like that either?

42:29 Caller Not really, no.

42:30 Adam Okay.

42:31 Caller I mean, it's fun sometimes but I mean, it's been every time.

42:34 Adam You gotta put your foot down there, Bill.

42:36 Caller Yeah, you gotta put the foot down. Are you giving it to her like you're supposed to?

42:40 Caller Huh?

42:41 Caller Are you giving it to her, you know, instead of having to use a vibrator? Are you giving it to her without using the vibrator?

42:47 Caller Yeah, but like in the middle of it, she'll pull it out and want me to use that before I come.

42:52 Caller Oh man.

42:53 Drew How long were you dating before you started having sex?

42:55 Caller We've been going out since our freshman year of high school.

42:57 Adam All right. Maybe it's getting a little old. Maybe you need something new.

43:01 Drew Or a lot of changes occur in those years and maybe the relationship's not on the right track and you need to, but you got a problem here, you need to talk to a professional about it.

43:12 Adam Let me tell you something.

43:13 Caller I'll tell him what he need to do. He need to put the foot down and tell him, look, this is what's going down. Ain't no more of this vibrator stuff. I mean, well, you know what you need to do?

43:24 Adam Kind of do it.

43:25 Caller I mean, you could, I mean, get, get, okay, he's 19, right?

43:29 Adam Right.

43:29 Caller Okay, you're going to get, I mean, get a little something that, you know, you ain't got to get no vibrator, but get something that you can do a little something with and then move on.

43:41 Adam Like a goat.

43:44 Caller I mean, if it's that serious, you know, you don't have to use no vibrator, you got the vibrator.

43:49 Adam That's right.

43:50 Drew Solar-powered.

43:52 Adam Rachel, you're 17.

43:55 Caller Yeah.

43:55 Adam What's up?

43:56 Caller I just want to say something to you, man. It's bomb.

44:00 Caller Thank you.

44:01 Adam Hey, Rachel, you can't use the S-word even if it's sort of in a good way, you know?

44:06 Caller My bad.

44:07 Caller Okay.

44:08 Adam You do some rapping?

44:09 Caller Yeah.

44:10 Adam Are you white?

44:11 Caller Yeah.

44:12 Adam Because you think you're black, right?

44:13 Caller No.

44:14 Adam Okay. Just curious.

44:16 Drew Did you call in when Snoop was here?

44:18 Caller What?

44:18 Drew Did you call in when Snoop was here? Remember that person called in and did a rap, it's my friend.

44:22 Caller No.

44:22 Adam Yeah.

44:23 Caller I was on the radio.

44:25 Adam Quiet down over there. Can you do a little rapping for us?

44:27 Caller No, I want to ask a little question right quick.

44:29 Adam Well, first you got to do a little rapping.

44:31 Caller No.

44:31 Adam We know you rap.

44:33 Caller I know.

44:34 Adam You know you rap and I know you rap. And Warren knows you rap and God knows you rap.

44:39 Caller How about you go and get my album coming out in May? All right.

44:41 Adam Well, listen, I'll plug your album if you give us a little taste of it. How about that?

44:47 Caller No, I...

44:49 Adam You made a rap album and you're scared to rap on the radio? Just give us a little freestyle, a little acapella.

44:56 Caller No.

44:57 Adam Why? What's wrong with you? You rap, right?

45:00 Caller Yeah.

45:00 Adam You got Warren G here. This guy could do big things for you. Let me tell you, we're talking during the commercial about just how to package mayonnaise, and I really think we're going places. I may be out of this crappy radio in the next six months or so if things work out. So give us a little rap, all right, Rachel? Here we go.

45:22 Caller Now, I wish I could, but I can't.

45:24 Adam Why? But you can rap. You got an album coming out.

45:27 Caller Yeah, I know.

45:28 Adam How are you putting an album out if you can't rap?

45:31 Caller My home wife from DV. Act and the Taylors is doing it for me.

45:34 Adam All right. Who's on the record? Are you on it?

45:37 Caller Yes.

45:38 Adam Are you rapping?

45:39 Caller Yes.

45:40 Adam Fine. Then let's hear some. Ready?

45:44 Caller All right.

45:45 Caller Go.

45:49 Caller No.

45:50 Caller I can't.

45:51 Adam Listen, Rachel, hold on.

45:53 Caller Yes.

45:53 Adam Because you can't ask Warren a question unless you rap.

45:55 Caller All right.

45:56 Adam All right. I'll put you on hold for a few minutes. I'll let you think about your attitude and your professionalism.

46:01 Caller All right.

46:01 Adam All right. Then we'll get back with her. Warren G is here tonight. He inspires the youth not to rap, even the ones that can rap. Jeff is on hold. He's 27. We'll talk to him when we get back. He wants to know if he should defecate in a cup and fill it with the nickels and leave it by a slot machine in Vegas.

46:22 Drew Great radio.

46:23 Adam That is good radio. It's compelling radio. More of this after this.

46:28 Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

46:31 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. Yep, it is Loveline. We're going to take a quick ten-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the Fabulous Show in just ten seconds.

47:09 This is Loveline on Radio Station.

47:23 Adam It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Bruce. Dr. Bruce, filling in for Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew will be back tomorrow night just in time for the Penthouse Pet of the Year, which should be good. I want it all. It's the name of the CD. Warren G is the name of the artist. He is our guest tonight. And we'll get back to the phones and speak to Jeff. It's 27. Jeff?

47:47 Caller Hey Adam, how you doing? Good. Listen, I specifically want to ask you this question because you are hands down one of the funniest guys on the planet. So I thought you would be a good judge of this. And actually it's cool that Warren is there too because I could get his opinion. A bunch of my friends, when they go to Vegas, they get the cups from the slot machines where you put the money.

48:07 Adam Right. And those cups you keep your nickels in.

48:10 Caller Right, like the plastic cups. They were like big, you know, 7-11 cups or whatever.

48:14 Adam Right.

48:15 Caller And they take them in the bathroom and they just do call in them. They just crap them up.

48:20 Adam Right.

48:20 Caller And then they sprinkle nickels on the top so you can't see it.

48:23 Adam Ingenious.

48:24 Caller But it's got the same weight, you know, because it's heavy.

48:26 Adam Sure. Listen, not many people have done this, but I have weighed nickel and human feces. And I can tell you they're both, well, a cubic inch, meaning a cube square of nickel and a cube square of human feces, depending on how much corn dehumidate. They both weigh 14 grams. So I know this to be true. I've tested out scientifically. What I'll do is I'll take it a step further. I will actually heap the crap on top and make a big pile of nickels. So it actually looks like the nickels are bulging out from the top. Right. Then you get to watch old women peel nickels from the top of your feces, right?

49:06 Caller No, they don't even peel the nickels because, you know, they just carry the... You jam your hand down in there and you scoop a nickel.

49:12 Adam That's good.

49:12 Caller And you just scoop up a crap. And how old are they?

49:18 Caller Jeff, how old is your friend?

49:20 Adam You're twenty-seven. Are you hanging around with fourteen-year-olds?

49:23 Caller Hey, but wait a minute. Check this out. Most people, their friends got peer pressure trying to get them to smoke weed or, you know, do crack and whatever. I don't have any of that. You know, they don't... It's just this.

49:33 Adam Just cramping this cup. Yeah, I understand. And it's probably not something their parents even warned them about.

49:39 Caller They in the S&M?

49:41 Drew There's a disease potential here, too. I mean, that's really unsanitary.

49:46 Adam Especially after one of those big buffets. I mean, you could really fill one of those cups up.

49:52 Caller You know, I mean, I know it wasn't really a sanitation. You know, my girlfriend says, well, what if that's my grandma? You know, blah, blah, blah.

50:00 Adam Oh, well, spurious argument.

50:02 Caller Well, what business does she have that teaches her a lesson from picking up somebody else's nickel? She knows they weren't hers and trying to win money with them.

50:09 Adam That's right.

50:10 Caller But I mean, so just real quick to you, do you think, would you tell these guys, if you were there and you're drinking and you're having a good time, would you say, no, I'm not gonna do that, that's wrong?

50:18 Adam Or if you were there, I wouldn't. I wouldn't pass judgment on, wait, listen, whoever, who am I to knock their hobbies?

50:25 Caller But would you do it?

50:28 Drew I'd be the first one in the stall.

50:29 Adam I'd have to be pretty drunk, I gotta tell you. And I'm a big celebrity now, so it's a little difficult to cramp in a cup. But yeah, in my prime, it would have been something I would have been amused with. I urinated into a mail slot of an ice cream store once, I think.

50:46 Caller I shouldn't have let them do it.

50:47 Adam That's a good time for you too. Hey, Jeff?

50:50 Caller Yeah.

50:51 Adam Good luck with that. Alright.

50:54 Drew He's really 27.

50:55 Adam 27 years old.

50:56 Drew Oh, hard to believe.

50:57 Adam Well, as I said, he probably has a very important job on Wall Street or something. He needs to blow off steam. Jordan?

51:05 Caller Hello?

51:06 Adam Jordan?

51:06 Caller Yeah.

51:06 Adam You're 16.

51:07 Caller Yeah.

51:08 Adam What's up?

51:09 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Alright. Friday night, I was having sex with my boyfriend and we were being smart, putting on a condom, etc., etc. And I guess in the middle, it slipped off inside of me or something like that. Don't!

51:25 Adam Yeah.

51:26 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce So, I don't know. I mean...

51:30 Adam Where is it now?

51:31 Caller You need to get a smaller condom.

51:34 Adam It's out?

51:34 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Yeah.

51:35 Adam Okay. And, yeah, how did you get it out?

51:40 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce He pulled it out.

51:41 Adam Oh, boy. Did he go in after it?

51:43 Caller Yeah.

51:44 Adam Boy.

51:44 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce I have a good boyfriend.

51:45 Adam No kidding.

51:47 Caller Did it break?

51:48 Caller What?

51:49 Caller Did it break?

51:50 Caller I don't think so.

51:51 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce I think it just slid off.

51:52 Drew Whether or not he ejaculated, you could still get pregnant. So, you're at risk.

51:57 Adam Yeah, but he didn't ejaculate, did he? Oh, he did? Yeah.

52:03 Caller He blew it off.

52:05 Adam Shot across the room.

52:07 Caller Possibly.

52:09 Adam So, here's what happened. He ejaculated, he kept having sex, his penis started sort of retreating up into his abdomen, and it kind of got loose and fell off.

52:21 Caller Okay.

52:22 Adam That's what happened.

52:23 Caller Okay.

52:23 Adam Now, you essentially have a sack of semen rolling around in you.

52:29 Caller Right.

52:29 Adam And he went and fished it out.

52:31 Caller Yeah.

52:32 Adam And, yeah, now it's possible that you can get pregnant that way.

52:36 Drew Absolutely. You have to get a pregnancy test.

52:39 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Really?

52:40 Adam How long ago was this?

52:41 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Friday.

52:42 Adam Friday. How about taking that, what day is it? How about taking that morning after pill?

52:46 Caller Well, it's still work.

52:47 Adam Well, it's 72 hours. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Yeah. You got to take it in the next 10 minutes.

52:54 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce All right.

52:55 Drew Go to the emergency room.

52:56 Adam Do you have that? Do you know where you can get it?

52:58 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Where?

52:59 Adam No, I'm asking you. It's not a trick question. I know. No. Where are you calling from?

53:04 Caller Laguna Hills.

53:05 Adam Woodland Hills?

53:06 Drew Laguna Hills.

53:07 Adam Oh, Laguna Hills.

53:09 Drew You can go to an emergency room and get it. That's probably the easiest thing to do at this point, this time of night.

53:15 Adam Well, you want her to go out tonight?

53:17 Drew Well, let's see. Saturday, Sunday, Monday night.

53:20 Adam You know, they say 72 hours, but maybe she did it tomorrow morning.

53:25 Drew She should really do it within 72 hours.

53:27 Adam Yeah, Jordan, you could be pregnant.

53:30 Drew Are you really 16? You sound a little younger.

53:32 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce I'm 16.

53:33 Drew How's your boyfriend?

53:34 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce 17.

53:35 Drew You know, without moralizing, how long were you going out with him?

53:41 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Almost a year and a half.

53:42 Adam All right.

53:42 Drew Well, obviously, you're concerned you're not ready to have a baby.

53:45 Adam She had a condom and everything. All right, Jordan, you got to go out and get this morning after pill so you don't get pregnant.

53:52 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce All right.

53:53 Adam All right.

53:53 Drew Can you get to an emergency room tonight? Can you get to a doctor?

53:57 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce I think so.

53:59 Drew You know, really, because that 72 hours, the chances are less and less. When you get past that, you get into tricky territory.

54:07 Adam All right. You know about this morning after pill, Warren? No, no. Here's the thing. Not that many people know about this, but we're trying to tell them. There's this like a combination of birth control pills, just like regular birth control pills. And if the condom breaks or somebody don't pull out or something happens, you have 72 hours to take this combination of pills and you may not get pregnant. Now, it's not an abortion pill. It just never lets you get pregnant. And we think everyone ought to just have this by their nightstand. Something happens, something goes wrong, somebody gets drunk and jumps on somebody else against their will, you take these pills, you know you're not getting pregnant. It makes sense. It makes sense. Michelle? You're 16, what's up?

54:57 Caller I got a problem. My name is Loveline and I like my teachers and I don't know how to control myself.

55:04 Adam Wait a minute, what's your name?

55:06 Caller Dwayne.

55:07 Adam Dwayne?

55:08 Caller They told me to go by Michelle.

55:09 Adam Oh, who told you that?

55:11 Caller The lady that picked up the phone.

55:13 Adam Really?

55:14 Caller Yes.

55:15 Adam How do you spell your real name?

55:17 Caller L-A-T-W-I-N.

55:19 Adam Dwayne. All right. I'm down with that. Is that a Latin name?

55:24 Caller Yes.

55:25 Adam All right. It's kind of like Latin and black at the same time.

55:28 Caller Yes.

55:29 Adam It's got a little Latino and it's got a little Dwayne in it too. The Dwayne. All right. So, you like your teachers?

55:39 Caller Yes. But, I mean, I sometimes find myself masturbating in class. I don't know how to control myself.

55:47 Adam What class?

55:49 Caller Like first period, third period.

55:52 Wow.

55:53 Adam What do you wear?

55:54 Caller How old are you?

55:55 Caller I'm 16.

55:56 Adam You wear a skirt?

55:58 Caller Yes.

56:00 Adam This is, and so you just go, just dip right into the bowl there, huh? Can you masturbate in class without people knowing you're doing it?

56:11 Caller Yes.

56:12 Adam You can?

56:13 Caller Sometimes when we watch movies or...

56:15 Adam Ah, I see. See, men can't do this. I did that in junior high. I went to the desk, vibrated all the way outside of the class.

56:23 Drew Sounds like you may have had a problem in the past with anything sexual, were you molested, or did you have sex at a real young age?

56:30 Caller No, really, but when I was in junior high, I did the same to another guy. I jacked him off in class.

56:38 Caller Wow.

56:41 Adam Wow, in junior high?

56:43 Caller Yes.

56:43 Adam Son of a bitch. Someone would have done that to me when I was in junior high. First I would have married him and then I would have had a heart attack. Please.

56:52 Caller Well, just wait till you get a little older. You're 16. Wait till you get about 18 and then start having sex. But there ain't nothing wrong with that. You know, experiment with yourself.

57:05 Adam Yeah, sometimes it's good to do it in the bedroom. And not in the classroom.

57:09 Caller But I can't control myself.

57:11 Adam You can't control yourself?

57:12 Caller No.

57:12 Drew Then you better see it. It sounds like there's something else going on here or it's a bogus call. Oh, there's something.

57:17 Caller What's up?

57:18 Adam Someone ever do anything? Anyone ever do anything to you?

57:21 Drew No.

57:21 Adam No, nobody ever.

57:23 Drew But you have trouble controlling your urges. First of all, if somebody sees you doing that, especially as you get older, you get into trouble for that. These things are not considered socially appropriate. They're not normal behavior.

57:38 Adam You know, she needs, as we're talking to Warren during the commercial about his dogs, he's got some dogs. You know, sometimes, wait a minute, this is a good idea. You know, they have to put that collar on the dog's head sometimes when it's, she want to hold its leg or something. You know, they put that, the vet puts that big plastic collar. What if she put one of those on around her waist? You know, like Trudy Jetson.

58:01 Drew So you're saying it's abnormal behavior.

58:03 Adam Just so she couldn't get to herself. Just in class.

58:07 Drew It's pretty sad if we have to go to that extent.

58:09 Adam Well, listen, she's got to, you know, she's got to, all right, hold on. I got a solution here. LaTwa, LaTwayne? Yeah. Okay. You need to stop wearing skirts. It's too tempting for you. I got to be honest. If I wore a skirt in junior high, I'd have my hand on my junk too. And in high school. I mean, think about it. Think about it if you're a guy and you're wearing a skirt and they're showing a movie in biology class and you're 16, your hand is going to be down. It's going to be right up the skirt. It's too tempting. She needs to wear a pair of Levi's and three pairs of underwear.

58:43 Caller Don't do it in public.

58:44 Adam And a maxi pad.

58:45 Drew At this age, if she's having that kind of a focus on sex and doing this in public, she's got a real problem. She needs to see a therapist. She needs to see a professional.

58:52 Adam John?

58:53 Caller Yeah.

58:53 Adam You're 17. What's up?

58:55 Caller Yeah.

58:55 Caller I have this problem here.

58:57 Caller I have a girlfriend and we've been...

58:59 Adam Hey John, were you the guy who told us to hold on?

59:02 Yeah.

59:02 Caller My phone kind of screwed up.

59:03 Adam Yeah. That was like an hour ago, right?

59:05 Yeah.

59:05 Caller I've been on it for a while.

59:06 Adam That's what happens.

59:09 Caller So I'm having this problem with my girlfriend.

59:12 Caller I mean, I've had plenty of other girlfriends before this. I've been sexually active for a long time now. Not a long time, but you know, for a while. And I don't have a problem, you know, getting girls to do whatever and what have you.

59:23 Caller But this girl always talks.

59:25 Caller Like I'll be doing my thing, you know. I mean, we'll be having all out just sex and she'll just start talking about totally random things. And I want to know how the hell can I get her to shut up? That's my deal.

59:36 Adam Well, let's see, I put the pillow on her head.

59:38 Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

59:39 Caller I'm thinking maybe I could smack her around or something.

59:41 Drew Yeah. How about intimacy at other times?

59:43 Adam No, you should beat her. John's right. What is, yeah, it is a bogus call, you idiot.

59:49 Caller No, I'm totally serious.

59:50 Adam What does she talk about?

59:52 Caller This sounds crazy.

59:53 Caller This really does. You know, I'm going down on her, okay? I'm a big practitioner of oral sex and what have you. I'm going down on her, she starts popping off about how she runs cross-country and how she did her meat that day.

1:00:07 Caller Well, are you putting in work?

1:00:09 Caller Oh, hell yeah, man.

1:00:10 Caller I'm putting in all kinds of work.

1:00:11 Adam Yeah, but listen, maybe she's just, maybe she's making an excuse for a little funk she's got down there. You know, I ran 14 miles today, so I don't know what you're expecting.

1:00:21 Caller I took a shower before, so you don't screw with me like that.

1:00:23 Adam All right, John, you're quite a ladies man. You're 17, you already hate women. How does that happen? Women are the devil. What happened? Where's your mom?

1:00:33 Caller My mom's here. I actually live alone right now.

1:00:36 Caller How old is she?

1:00:38 Caller She's in her 40s.

1:00:39 Adam Your mom?

1:00:39 Caller Oh, she's in her 40s and you 17?

1:00:42 Caller Oh, hell no.

1:00:42 Caller I thought you were talking about my mom.

1:00:44 Adam Oh my God, you went down on your mom?

1:00:46 You sick bastard.

1:00:47 Caller Work with me.

1:00:48 Adam Alright, John, seriously, I don't know why you don't like women so much, but you gotta take it easy on them. I know you love them, you love to do stuff to them, but you don't like them that much. Hey John, why don't you just find yourself a new girlfriend?

1:01:04 Caller Should I get like a pet sheep or something?

1:01:06 Adam Yes, don't even make it a pet. Just a sheep hooker. A sheep that you actually paid out. Warren, you like OL. Sex? You do that?

1:01:18 Caller Man, you know, I'm just on there doing my thing.

1:01:25 Adam But I mean, you do that on a woman, right?

1:01:28 Caller I mean, you know, I can't get all into, you know.

1:01:33 Adam No, you don't want to get into the detail.

1:01:34 Drew You're going to get Adam's theory on this.

1:01:35 Caller I'm saying I have a girl. I got a woman.

1:01:38 Adam I understand.

1:01:39 Caller And kids, you know.

1:01:40 Adam No, I know.

1:01:41 Caller I'm a grown man. You know, I mean, I do things that grownups do, but not beads. No beads. And no vibrators.

1:01:47 Adam No. Listen, this vibrator is a double-

1:01:50 Caller Just me.

1:01:53 Adam This vibrator is a double-edged sword because a lot of guys get them for their ladies because they think it's going to turn them on, it's going to be great. And then the woman ends up eloping with the vibrator. She falls in love with the vibrator. You can't compete with a vibrator. You can't. There's no way you get your penis to do that. You'd have to have an epileptic seizure. You'd have to put a cattle prod in your ass in order to get your penis to move with that kind of speed.

1:02:15 Caller You just got to do it right. I mean, you know.

1:02:19 Adam Alright. Travis?

1:02:21 Ain't nothing like the real thing.

1:02:25 Adam Travis, you're 23.

1:02:26 Caller Yeah.

1:02:27 Adam You're on with Warren G.

1:02:28 Caller What's up, Adam?

1:02:29 Adam How are you doing?

1:02:29 Caller Pretty good. My question is for Dr. Bruce.

1:02:33 Lately, I've been having a hard time maintaining an erection.

1:02:37 Caller And before that, I couldn't even come, and I just don't know what's doing it.

1:02:46 Drew But you can achieve an erection at some point.

1:02:49 Caller Huh?

1:02:50 Drew You can get an erection at some point.

1:02:52 Caller Yeah, not like a full one.

1:02:54 Drew Never?

1:02:55 Caller I mean, it's...

1:02:58 Drew Okay, the majority of the time, first of all, the poor guys coming on time, honey. These things are rarely organic. They're rarely physical problems. And one of the tests they do, they even do a nocturnal to mesense test. They do a test to see if you can even achieve an erection during your sleep. Because if you can, then the problem with achieving... Hold on a second.

1:03:17 Adam Travis. What? Stop making love to the phone. Jesus, Travis, like... What is going on over there?

1:03:25 Drew Adam doesn't like oral noises in microphones.

1:03:27 Adam Are you a big guy, Travis?

1:03:29 Caller Yeah.

1:03:30 Adam Yeah, you're one of these guys.

1:03:31 Drew You're like a...

1:03:32 Caller 275.

1:03:33 Adam 275, are you a 5'5?

1:03:35 Caller No, a 6'1.

1:03:37 Adam Alright, but, you know, big guys are funny. They're like big dogs. Big dogs who are... slobbering all over the place. Maybe...

1:03:46 Caller I do take medication, though, so I don't know if that could...

1:03:49 Adam What medication are you on?

1:03:51 Caller Rewax, Depakote, Trasadone. Oh, yeah.

1:03:55 Adam Wait a minute, wait a minute. Give me a quick...

1:03:57 Caller Start taking Damiano root.

1:04:00 Caller Quick, uh...

1:04:01 Adam Oh, quick recap.

1:04:02 Caller What are those...

1:04:03 Adam What medications are you on?

1:04:06 Caller Plexi, Herobrine, and Calvaryl.

1:04:08 Caller What's wrong with...

1:04:09 Drew Psychiatric medication. So you've got depression, are you bipolar?

1:04:13 Caller Yep. Wow. Wow.

1:04:15 Drew Okay.

1:04:16 Adam That is a lot of stuff coursing through your veins.

1:04:18 Caller It's bull crap, I know.

1:04:20 Adam Well, listen, listen, if I was on all those, my penis would jump off and hide my ass. I mean, no wonder your penis doesn't know what to do.

1:04:29 Caller So could that be it, though?

1:04:31 Drew Oh, absolutely.

1:04:31 Adam You're on six medications.

1:04:34 Caller Have you tried Viagra?

1:04:36 Caller What?

1:04:37 Caller Have you tried Viagra?

1:04:38 Caller No, but that's my next step.

1:04:40 Drew Have you tried talking to your doctor? But you know, psychiatrists sometimes don't discuss with the patients what happens with erections.

1:04:48 Adam Maybe he doesn't want him with an erection. Imagine this guy, 275 pounds, a chock-full of meds chasing around with an erection. Travis, are you able to work? No. What do you do? Do you live at home?

1:05:03 Caller Yeah, I live on my own, my own apartment.

1:05:05 Adam Oh, you do? What do you do? Get SSI or SI?

1:05:10 Caller Yeah.

1:05:11 Adam Yeah. All right. You able to do all right? All right. Any women in your life?

1:05:16 Caller Yeah.

1:05:16 Caller I got a girlfriend.

1:05:17 Adam You got a girl? Where'd you get a girlfriend?

1:05:20 Caller Huh?

1:05:21 Adam You got a girlfriend?

1:05:22 Caller Yeah.

1:05:23 Adam Oh, nice.

1:05:26 Caller How did you get to that point, to where you depressed or whatever?

1:05:31 Caller What?

1:05:31 Drew You have a family history of depression or is this a spontaneous thing?

1:05:34 Caller Oh, I have a family history of it, yeah.

1:05:36 Drew Okay. So, you haven't talked to your doctor? You're on all these medications. You haven't talked to him about sexual dysfunction? Okay. You have a psychiatrist, though? Okay. If you talk to him, I had a friend who was a psychiatrist that wouldn't prescribe certain medications. The outcome of those medications causing sexual dysfunction, he felt was worse than the primary depression. So some doctors feel very strongly about how they prescribe these medications.

1:06:00 Adam Mel? Mel?

1:06:03 Caller Hello?

1:06:04 Adam Caller goes by the name Mel?

1:06:05 Caller Yeah.

1:06:06 Adam You're 18?

1:06:07 Caller Yes.

1:06:08 Adam Yes. You have a question?

1:06:10 Caller I want to ask Warren G if I can get a record deal.

1:06:13 Adam All right. Done. Should we go to the next call? Yeah. You want to ramp a little for Warren? Yeah. Warren, you're always looking for fresh talent, right?

1:06:24 Caller I just can't say that I can give you a record deal. You know, but I mean, you know, it's like, I mean, you can do your thing if you tight, you tight. But you know, it's other people that I have to talk to, you know, before I can, you know, bring you in to do what you need to do. Everybody has to agree on one thing.

1:06:44 Adam But if we all agree that you're tight, I'm saying other people, you know. Yeah. Well, let's at least hear a little sample. Oh, it's all good.

1:06:53 Caller Do what you do.

1:06:54 Caller Do your thing, man.

1:06:55 Adam Hey, Mel.

1:06:56 Caller Yeah.

1:06:56 Adam You got a ramp name?

1:06:58 Caller Yeah.

1:06:59 Adam What is it?

1:07:00 Caller Mugface.

1:07:01 Adam Marface?

1:07:02 Caller Mugface.

1:07:03 Adam Oh, Mugface.

1:07:04 Caller Yeah.

1:07:04 Adam Yeah, mine's mayonnaise.

1:07:06 Caller Yeah, I know.

1:07:07 Adam Yeah, that's taken. So don't try to try to take mayonnaise.

1:07:11 Nah, I don't care.

1:07:12 Adam Oh, it's true. Keep it real. All right, Mugface. What's this ramp you're going to do for us?

1:07:17 Caller I'm a freestyle.

1:07:18 Adam Okay. You got the paper out? You ready, Mugface?

1:07:24 Caller All right. All right.

1:07:25 Adam Go ahead.

1:07:25 Caller All right. Yo. I'm a rap for life and if I don't... Hold on. Let me see.

1:07:32 Caller Damn.

1:07:33 Adam You're off to a flying start, Mugface.

1:07:35 Caller I know, but I'm kind of, you know, shy right now.

1:07:37 Adam I understand. Are you sure you're naming...

1:07:39 Caller I'm warming G.

1:07:40 Caller Look, you can't try to... I mean, you ain't gonna never be a superstar. If you can't, you know, you got to bust. You got to be hungry.

1:07:48 Drew True.

1:07:49 Adam All right. Are you hungry?

1:07:51 Caller Yeah.

1:07:51 Drew Yeah. I'm hungry.

1:07:52 Adam All right.

1:07:53 Caller All right.

1:07:53 Adam Okay, Marble Mouth. I mean, Mugface.

1:07:55 Caller Here we go.

1:07:57 Caller Yo, I'm a rap for life and if you don't like my style, it really don't matter because I might be loving your wife. And if I'm not a tough man with a gun and a knife, you say you hot in a lot of rhymes, but you ain't that nice. So really, you're not telling me much. See me in the drop in the ride holding the clutch. I'm not against it like Master P, but I'm real like Warren G. You heard me?

1:08:16 Adam Yeah, that's pretty good. It's always nice when you can work a little ass kissing into the rhyme for the guy who may sign you. Hey, Mugmaster Mal? Yeah. Keep working on it. You're getting close. Listen, you're not much better than I am. And I can't do it. So you keep working.

1:08:36 Caller All right.

1:08:36 Adam All right. But I think Warren spotted some talent there.

1:08:39 Caller All right.

1:08:40 Adam All right. He may just be jealous. That's why he's not signing. You don't need that kind of competition. Hey, isn't it great? Hey, Warren, wouldn't it suck if everyone came on and was really good? You know what I mean? Then it'd be like, what do we need Warren for?

1:08:54 Drew I think Mugmaster and Mayonnaise.

1:08:56 Adam Mugmaster and Mayonnaise.

1:08:58 Caller That's my May-May Mayonnaise.

1:09:03 Caller Laura? How did y'all do? Did Snoop say that? Yeah, Snoop. That's my May-May. Of course.

1:09:09 Adam He knows Mayonnaise. He's tripping on Mayonnaise. I don't know where you've been, Warren. Laura, you must have been out of country, maybe off the planet. Laura?

1:09:18 Caller Yeah.

1:09:19 Adam All right. Did we talk to you a while back?

1:09:21 Caller No.

1:09:21 Adam Oh, we didn't? What's up? You're 17.

1:09:26 Caller I don't know. Like, I don't enjoy sex physically.

1:09:29 Adam Right.

1:09:30 Caller And I want to know why and like how I can improve it.

1:09:34 Adam You have a boyfriend?

1:09:35 Caller Yeah.

1:09:36 Adam You guys have sex? Maybe you don't like him that much.

1:09:41 Caller That's not it.

1:09:42 Adam Has it always been that way?

1:09:43 Caller Yeah. It's always been that way.

1:09:45 Adam How many guys you've been with?

1:09:46 Caller Like seven.

1:09:48 Adam Seven?

1:09:49 Caller Yeah.

1:09:49 Adam And you never enjoyed sex?

1:09:51 Caller No, not physically. Like emotionally it's great, but...

1:09:55 Adam You're not having an orgasm?

1:09:56 Caller Mm-mm.

1:09:57 Adam Are they doing oral sex on you?

1:09:58 Caller Yeah.

1:09:59 Adam And you don't enjoy that either?

1:10:01 Caller Nope.

1:10:01 Adam How about when you're on your own?

1:10:03 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Yeah.

1:10:03 Caller I do my thing and it's all good.

1:10:05 Adam Yeah. You in the tub?

1:10:07 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce In the tub?

1:10:08 Adam I don't know. A lot of women like that tub.

1:10:11 Caller I don't know what you're talking about.

1:10:12 Adam Where are you? On your bed?

1:10:14 Caller I'm on my bed.

1:10:15 Adam Do you use your hand?

1:10:17 Caller My hand? No.

1:10:19 Adam What do you do? Stretch around and put your tongue down there?

1:10:22 Caller No.

1:10:22 Adam You got a vibrator?

1:10:24 Caller Yeah. Alright.

1:10:25 Adam Let's see. This is just what Warren was talking about.

1:10:27 Caller What's that?

1:10:28 Adam You women, you get used to this vibrator and that's it.

1:10:32 Caller No. That's not even it.

1:10:34 Adam No. It is. I'll tell you. This is what's going on in this country. You can't give a kid, you know, a Nintendo Super Deluxe thing, have him blow up the universe with surround sound and then expect him to go out and play stickball and be entertained after that. You know what I'm saying? It's too much technology and then the real thing becomes a disappointment at that point. She's used to this vibrator. She's used to this sensation. She's used to these RPMs. And the man just can't compete.

1:11:06 Drew It's a sad thing when 17 year olds are having sex with seven partners and we're even talking about vibrators' masturbation like this with them because most of them have serious problems. That's the truth of the matter.

1:11:17 Adam Most of the vibrators are defaulties, wouldn't you say?

1:11:19 Drew Most of the teenagers that are buying vibrators and beads at this age have major problems. And I think if we ask her about her sexual past, there's molestation. This is not normal stuff.

1:11:29 Adam You've been trying all night with this. Laura? Anything up with you?

1:11:32 Caller What do you mean?

1:11:33 Adam What about the past? Anyone diddle you?

1:11:35 Caller Oh, yeah. My dad.

1:11:37 Adam Oh, your dad molested you?

1:11:38 Caller Oh, yeah. But it's all taken care of.

1:11:40 Drew No, it's not.

1:11:42 It's the answer to the question.

1:11:43 Adam Laura, my dad missed a couple of Pop Warner football games. I'm not over it. You know what I'm talking about?

1:11:50 Caller Oh, you don't even understand, though.

1:11:53 Adam I know. What did your dad do to you?

1:11:54 Caller Oh, he just like, I don't know, he jacked off in front of me and my friends.

1:11:59 Drew Laura, that's so traumatic. That's so devastating. And it's not something that just goes away.

1:12:05 Caller I've gone through therapy.

1:12:06 Adam I know. But you don't really just go through it for something like that. I mean, it's kind of an ongoing process.

1:12:12 Drew You know, it's not a setup that I jump up and I go, hey, this is, you know, this is a terrible thing that we're talking about. Vibrators and teenagers and six or seven partners. I didn't know you were going to say that. This is a symptom of a major problem that occurred with you in the past. That you're not over and you really need help. And you're calling here with a question and we're giving you the answer. And you're saying, no, that's not the answer I want.

1:12:34 Adam Yeah, Laura, seriously, this is going to be an issue for you. If you grew up with a dad who was this kind of guy, men are going to be a serious issue. You know what I'm talking about?

1:12:44 Caller Yeah, he's out of my life, though.

1:12:46 Adam He's what?

1:12:47 Caller He's completely out of my life.

1:12:48 Adam Still enough reason for an issue. I mean, really, you're going to have intimacy problems with guys because of the kind of a-hole your dad was.

1:12:57 Drew We're not saying you're bad. We're not saying you're doing bad.

1:12:59 Adam It doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you. It just means your dad did some things that make you feel a certain way now and there's really no way of getting around that, okay? You've got to do a little more therapy and it ain't about your partners. You will magically enjoy men one day when you get your head cleared up a little more, alright?

1:13:16 Caller Okay.

1:13:17 Adam Alright, until then, take one of the batteries out of that vibrator. Don't put the Duracells in there.

1:13:23 Caller Alright.

1:13:24 Adam You ever put the Duracells in there?

1:13:25 Caller No.

1:13:26 Drew But listen, the problem is...

1:13:26 Adam They're flying out of your hand.

1:13:28 Drew The problems that she's having now are just warning signs. They're telling her that she needs to get the therapy.

1:13:34 Adam Dad wacking off in front of her. Oh, what the hell is wrong with this country? Could you imagine that? Only excuse for masturbating in front of your child is when you're camping. That's the only possible excuse for doing it because what are you going to do? It's a tent, you're cold, you're not going out in the woods. But other than camping, no excuse. Warren G is here, we'll be back.

1:13:59 Caller Back once again with a love line.

1:14:01 Love line, Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew will be right back before you know it.

1:14:35 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Bruce filling in for Dr. Drew. Warren G is our guest tonight. I Want It All is the name of the CD. And like we normally do when Dr. Drew is out of town, we usually play, play the Dr. Drew boogie or the Dr. Drew shuffle, little compilation engineer Mike put together Once Upon a Time. It's the out of context Drew drops. Let's put to a little music. I miss the Dr. Drew Boogie the most, myself, Anderson. You have that queued up in there? Yeah, let's listen to that.

1:15:32 Caller I was born, so I had anal sex.

1:15:34 Drew It Hurts.

1:15:35 Still a version.

1:15:36 Caller Tried to be straight. I thought I should be straight.

1:15:38 I was confused.

1:15:39 Caller Pardon me.

1:15:40 Caller You know, pee on this makes me sick.

1:15:42 Caller Hurts when I urinate.

1:15:44 Makes me sick. Anal sect makes me sick. It's called intimacy.

1:15:57 Caller Can I say that?

1:16:07 Adam Dr. Drew's right.

1:16:09 Caller There's a wives tale out there that black males have larger penises.

1:16:14 Adam That is Dr. Drew, everybody. Warren G is here and Dr. Drew will be back tomorrow night. We'll hop on the phones until then. Chris? Yeah. You're 19?

1:16:25 Caller No, I'm 22.

1:16:26 Adam Oh, you're 22.

1:16:27 Caller Yeah.

1:16:28 Adam All right. What's up?

1:16:29 Caller Well, my girlfriend has been smoking a lot of pot over the past year and it's kind of screwing our relationship up. And it seems like she cares more about smoking pot than working on our problems. It just seems like it's creating a lot of problems because I've already been there and done that. And I don't like to do it anymore.

1:16:46 Drew Are you in a sobriety program or?

1:16:49 Caller No, I just did it a lot when I was growing up. I did it for like five years heavy and kind of screwed myself up and I got clean. And it's just not the thing for me anymore.

1:16:59 Adam How old is your girlfriend?

1:17:00 Caller 19.

1:17:01 Adam Uh-huh.

1:17:02 Drew Sounds like she's addicted to pot.

1:17:03 Caller Yeah.

1:17:04 Drew And this is a typical course that it takes and she's now in a relationship with the pot and you're secondary.

1:17:10 Caller Pretty much, yeah.

1:17:11 Adam Good, all the pressure's off. She's dating the bong. You can go out with your buddies.

1:17:16 Caller Yeah, you know, I shouldn't look at it like that.

1:17:19 Adam Yeah. Then why don't you just set some limits?

1:17:25 Drew She'll get rid of him and she won't get rid of the pot. And she's addicted to it and so the question is, can you do an intervention? Can you get her into treatment or is she not ready and will she move on?

1:17:36 Adam They don't even have pot interventions, do they?

1:17:38 Drew Yeah.

1:17:38 Adam They have pot interventions?

1:17:40 Drew Yeah, an intervention for any behavior that's out of control that is beginning to be the focus of life. Interventions occur for people that are having affairs when they're risking things.

1:17:49 Adam Affairs?

1:17:50 Drew Yeah. Well, they're people who set up...

1:17:52 Adam Talk about a bummer. Could you imagine having... Warren, you know how these interventions work? No? Now here's how they work.

1:18:02 Caller No, the weed when I haven't heard of...

1:18:04 Adam No, but you know like when some guy's doing too much coke or something and all his friends and all his family, they get together and he comes home and they ambush him in the living room, tell him how much they love him, pack a bag for him and cart him off to the looney bin. That's good, but man, I couldn't imagine an intervention for you when you're cheating on your wife. Imagine what a bummer that one would be. You show up, there's your wife, your in-laws, your kids, your preacher, the manager of the apartment building, they're all sitting in there.

1:18:35 Drew People are using sex to medicate.

1:18:37 Adam Oh, no, an intervention for screwing around in your wife, though.

1:18:40 Drew I've seen it happen with the boards of a large company when the CEO is acting out.

1:18:46 Adam I would be fundamentally opposed to that one.

1:18:48 Drew You would not be there, I'm sure. That's true.

1:18:49 Adam Oh, would that be embarrassing.

1:18:51 Drew Chris? Okay, are there other people that are concerned about what's going on?

1:18:55 Caller No, it's because all of our friends, they all do the same thing.

1:18:59 Drew Okay. Then sometimes what you have to do is set limits and say, I can't stay in a relationship where you're destroying yourself, you're addicted to this stuff, and move on. Because you become a codependent, that's a disease like the addiction, you become addicted to fixing her, and it's going to screw up anyway.

1:19:16 Adam All right. Rachel?

1:19:17 Caller Yeah?

1:19:18 Adam You're seventeen?

1:19:20 Caller Yeah.

1:19:20 Adam You're the one that has that record deal?

1:19:22 Caller Yeah.

1:19:23 Adam Right. But you don't want to rap?

1:19:24 Caller Yeah, I'll do it.

1:19:25 Adam You'll rap now?

1:19:26 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Yeah.

1:19:27 Adam All right. Now you have a record coming out?

1:19:30 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Yeah.

1:19:30 Adam You do?

1:19:31 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Yeah.

1:19:32 Adam What's your rap name?

1:19:33 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Baby Loke.

1:19:35 Adam Baby Loke?

1:19:35 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Yeah.

1:19:36 Adam Mine's Mayonnaise.

1:19:38 Caller Yeah, I know that.

1:19:39 Adam Yeah. Okay. Spread it around.

1:19:41 Caller All right.

1:19:41 Adam You get it? Spread the mayonnaise?

1:19:43 Caller That's my main main mayonnaise.

1:19:46 Adam It's always funny. You see, I get the legitimacy when Snoop calls me his main man.

1:19:52 Drew It's pretty frightening.

1:19:53 Adam All right. So, Rachel, you ready?

1:19:55 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:19:55 Adam So, Warren's listening.

1:19:56 Caller All right.

1:19:57 Adam All right.

1:19:59 Caller All right. All right.

1:20:00 Caller Apples brothers, they know better than me to come out on my PC or IPC Christie. I write lyrics that tear the girls from under your feet using the utmost to bring sweet to their defeat and see the girls out. And CD players, I want to put on repeat. No more paws, no more dogs. Just rhyming like me.

1:20:18 Adam I seem better ramping under the Christmas tree. Baby Loke, you all right? Loke raps for 15 seconds and has to take a suck off the inhaler.

1:20:32 Drew Chronic cough.

1:20:33 Adam Do you smoke a lot of weed, baby Loke?

1:20:35 Caller Uh oh.

1:20:38 Adam Do you just have a bong load or is that just from the ramping?

1:20:41 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce You all right?

1:20:43 Adam Hey, baby Loke, you know what you need to do? A little less weed smoke and a little more ramping. I think you're making my point for me. All right?

1:20:55 Caller Yeah.

1:20:55 Adam How much weed are you smoking?

1:20:58 Caller I got a little bit here.

1:21:00 Adam Yeah. All right. You need to put water in that bong.

1:21:04 Caller It's killing me. Say no bong, it's a blunt.

1:21:07 Adam Oh, it's a blunt?

1:21:08 Caller Yeah.

1:21:09 Adam All right. Real pot smokers don't use bongs, do they?

1:21:12 Caller No.

1:21:12 Adam That's like old Hesher white dudes, right?

1:21:15 Caller Yeah.

1:21:16 Adam But like kids who smoke pot, they smoke joints, right?

1:21:19 Caller Yeah.

1:21:20 Adam Yeah. Okay. That's cool. Rachel, you got to work more on the ramp and less on the bonging. Okay? You cough too much. Yeah. That's an interesting point I never really thought about. A lot of rampers smoke a lot of weed. Like Snoop was in there smoking a ton of weed. But he never coughs. How come? You know what I mean? You're ramping, you're talking, you're smoking weed. How come you don't cough?

1:21:46 Drew Because you kill the defensive mechanism down there. And you kill the cilia, the little hairs that move foreign debris along. So they stop working.

1:21:55 Adam So Snoop could suck off the exhaust of a bus and then ramp and not cough, right?

1:22:00 Drew Yeah. When he stops, when people stop smoking about two days later when those little hair things start to move stuff out, they think they've got the soot from the furnace coming out of their lungs.

1:22:09 Adam I see. All right. Well, so you shouldn't stop, right? I get your point. Katie?

1:22:13 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Yeah.

1:22:14 Adam You're 17? What's up?

1:22:17 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce First of all, I want to say what's up to Warren G.

1:22:19 Caller Hey, what's up?

1:22:20 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Okay.

1:22:21 Caller All right.

1:22:24 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce And whenever I was like, probably since I was when I was 13, I started having sex.

1:22:34 Adam Hey, Katie, I think you got to turn your radio down, sweetness. Is that what's on in the background there?

1:22:40 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce No, it's my TV. It's an old time movie show.

1:22:43 Adam Talk about disrespect. You call a national radio show the TV cranked up.

1:22:48 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce It's not cranked up that way.

1:22:49 Adam All right. You're lucky I like you. Hurry up.

1:22:52 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Okay. Whenever I was like 13, that was the first time I had sex. And since then, I've had sex with a little over 30 people. And the guy I'm with now, I'm 17 now, so the guy I'm with now, he says, you know, his cousins and brothers, they was, you know, telling him, your girl's a hoe, your girl's a hoe, whatever, you know, you don't need to be with her.

1:23:15 Caller I may have a point, yeah.

1:23:16 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce And, you know, he asked me about it. And, you know, I denied at first because, you know, I was scared, you know, he's going to do what everybody else did to me whenever I told everybody else how many people I'd do him with. Just like, you know, use me for the same thing everybody else did and then take off and dip on me.

1:23:30 Caller Right.

1:23:31 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce And, well, he finally one night, me and him got into it, and that finally just came out and told me. And, me and him got into it.

1:23:41 Adam How old is he?

1:23:42 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce He's 14.

1:23:43 Caller Oh, 14?

1:23:45 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Yeah. I love him very much. Me and him have been together for six months.

1:23:49 Caller Six months?

1:23:50 Adam Well, he wasn't 13 when you met him, was he? Let me tell you, that's a lot to digest. I mean, when you're 14, the notion that your girlfriend made out with somebody is a pretty bitter pill to swallow. But, when you're 14, if your girlfriend's been with a little over 30 guys, that keeps you up at night.

1:24:09 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce When me and him first started talking, it was my birthday, and I wanted to go out and have fun, and I kind of messed with his cousin, and me and him was talking.

1:24:18 Adam You did what with his cousin?

1:24:20 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce I had sex with his cousin.

1:24:22 Caller And how old is his cousin?

1:24:24 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce His cousin's like 18 or 19, they call him Snoop.

1:24:28 Caller Alright.

1:24:30 Adam Hey, where are your folks?

1:24:31 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce My parents? They're sleeping.

1:24:34 Drew Where are they when you're having sex with all these guys?

1:24:36 Adam They're sleeping.

1:24:37 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Oh, I was out at night, it was like I was out creeping, you know, out going out, smoking weed, getting high, and all these dudes, they was telling me, you know, come on, you can come over and smoke a blunt with us, you know, we care about you, you know, you're our girl, this and that.

1:24:51 Adam Hey, Katie, listen, here's the deal, somebody dropped the ball with this family, with the parenting thing. I mean, I don't know where daddy was, and I'm not sure where mommy...

1:25:01 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce My dad's gone, he's never been there for me, really.

1:25:04 Adam Okay, well, see, this is what happens, when daddy goes away, then the girl finds a new daddy, and then another new daddy, and everyone becomes daddy, because you want that love, but then what ends up happening is what's happening to you, right now. You get disrespected this way. So, the guy is 14, though.

1:25:26 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce He overlooks it, and stuff, and me and him will get in fights and stuff. I mean, he's mature for his own...

1:25:31 Drew You know, Adam's a funny guy, but you gotta listen to what he's saying, when he's serious like this. This is a really, really big problem you have, and you're not even aware of it. The question you're asking is about how to make things work with your 14-year-old boyfriend, but you've got a really, really serious problem that you don't deserve.

1:25:44 Adam You got a bigger problem.

1:25:45 Drew You didn't deserve the loser parents you had that let you out, that weren't watching out for you, and you need to find a responsible adult that can help you.

1:25:53 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce My mom would call the cops on me and stuff, and I was...

1:25:55 Drew Well, I know. I shouldn't say you're loser parents because that's not fair.

1:25:58 Adam Well, loser dad. You're a loser dad that wasn't there for you.

1:26:01 Drew Well, at least dad was a loser. So do you have a, you know, the only way to have a successful...

1:26:05 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce I've changed. I don't do that stuff no more. You know, I've been with him for six months, and he's the only person I've been with.

1:26:10 Adam Right.

1:26:10 Drew But listen to what I'm saying. It's a matter of when you have behaviors, when you do things on a regular basis like that, that are not age appropriate, that aren't healthy like that. It changes even your brain structure.

1:26:21 Adam I got two TV shows I can't get laid like that. Are you kidding me? Age appropriate.

1:26:26 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Yeah.

1:26:26 Adam I'm 35. You're what?

1:26:28 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce I'm also bipolar. Oh boy. And they say that that has a lot to do with it.

1:26:32 Drew Okay. It could have a lot to do with it.

1:26:33 Adam All right, Katie. All right, Katie, listen to me, because we got to go to commercial break. Okay. Honey, you got to stop acting out. I know you're bipolar. I know your daddy abandoned you. I know there's a lot of issues floating around. I know you think the biggest issue is resolving this problem with your 14-year-old boyfriend. I guarantee this guy ain't going to be around for the long run. And it's not going to be an issue that's going to be a big issue in your life, even though it feels important now. The big issue in your life is emotional issues.

1:27:02 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce That I don't do it anymore.

1:27:04 Adam And you're not doing this anymore. And you getting grounded and reading a book and getting a little therapy.

1:27:09 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce My parents don't ground me.

1:27:11 Adam You ground yourself. You got to find Jesus Christ. I rarely say this. But go out and find him.

1:27:16 Drew Church group.

1:27:17 Adam I'm pretty sure he's in prison because everyone who goes to prison finds Jesus Christ. But he may be out on parole and you got to find him. Do you understand? Go to church.

1:27:25 Drew Secondary virginity.

1:27:27 Adam Read books. Keep those.

1:27:28 Drew They're a waste.

1:27:29 Adam I'll duct tape those knees together. You'll be walking around. You'll barely be able to move. You cannot do this anymore. And this fourteen-year-old boyfriend guy, I don't trust him. Don't worry about him. And do not get pregnant. Do you hear me?

1:27:43 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce I'm on the depot side.

1:27:44 Caller Good.

1:27:45 Adam Good. I'm glad.

1:27:47 Drew Talk to your counselor about the whole thing. She needs to get the whole thing.

1:27:50 Adam Katie, go to church, find a counselor, find God, find something.

1:27:54 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Okay, before y'all go to commercial, can I say one more thing to one? One, I want to be a, I want to sing when I grow up. That's what I wanted to do my whole life. But they always make fun of me and tell me I can't sing. Will you give me your opinion?

1:28:07 Caller Well, you know, I mean, first of all...

1:28:10 Adam How do you know how you can sing?

1:28:11 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Can I just sing a little bit?

1:28:12 Adam All right, go ahead, hurry.

1:28:13 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce For a second for you.

1:28:14 Caller Real quick.

1:28:15 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce It ain't nothing I made up or nothing. I'm going to take it off of Get OD. But I just want your opinion if I can sing or not.

1:28:21 Adam All right, well hold on, Katie, listen. I'm going to get fired because I got to go to commercial. We'll come back, I promise to let you sing.

1:28:27 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Okay.

1:28:27 Adam I know, don't have sex in the four minutes we're going to commercial, all right?

1:28:30 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce I won't.

1:28:31 Caller All right, all right.

1:28:32 Adam Warren G is here. He's going to give his opinion. So far, we've rolled the dice a couple of times with the singing and the rapping, and we've come up snake eyes. But I got a good feeling on Katie. We'll be back after this.

1:28:45 Caller Let's have some more fun.

1:28:46 Caller Okay.

1:28:47 Caller Let's do it.

1:28:48 Caller Call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:28:53 Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:28:54 Caller Well, here's how it sample.

1:29:25 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Bruce over there, Warren G is our guest tonight. I want it all. His name of his CD. It is out, so you may go out and get it. When we left off, we were going to let Katie, she had a little bit of a tumultuous past, do just a little bit of singing for Warren G. Katie?

1:29:44 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Yeah.

1:29:44 Adam Okay, listen though, you can't cuss, right?

1:29:46 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce All right. Are y'all ready?

1:29:48 Adam Yeah, we're ready.

1:29:48 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce You ready, Warren?

1:29:50 Caller Yeah.

1:29:50 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Okay. And I want you to give me your real opinion, because I be making...

1:29:53 Caller I'm going to give you the real.

1:29:54 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Okay. It's the Off Get Old D is... Okay, you ready?

1:30:00 Caller Yeah.

1:30:28 Adam Okay, that was pretty solid.

1:30:30 Drew Not bad.

1:30:33 Caller Little coaching on the notes to hit the right notes, and you probably could do something. Hey, I can't get a little coaching on the notes. Okay.

1:30:44 Adam You got potential.

1:30:45 Caller You got notes.

1:30:47 Adam There's something.

1:30:48 Caller A little coaching. What is it? You're not like all the way whacked. I didn't hear some whacked people, but...

1:30:55 Adam Katie, join the church choir.

1:30:58 Warren G. W/ Dr. Bruce Okay. It's like he was going to give me voice lessons.

1:31:01 Adam Good. Get them. And I hope she doesn't have any sons. Amanda, you're 15. You lost 40 pounds and now you got stretch marks. Anyone know if the guys are turned off by then?

1:31:17 Caller Yeah.

1:31:17 Adam I don't mind a stretch mark. I really don't.

1:31:20 Caller No.

1:31:21 Adam Fine with me.

1:31:23 Caller You know what you need to do?

1:31:24 Caller Get some cocoa butter.

1:31:28 Caller Rub some cocoa butter on there.

1:31:30 Adam Really?

1:31:30 Caller My sister tried that and she said it didn't work.

1:31:33 Caller Well, try it. You gotta do it for a while. You just can't do it and think they're gonna go away in two or three days.

1:31:40 Adam Where's your stretch marks?

1:31:41 Caller On my leg.

1:31:43 Adam Yeah, that's all right. I don't mind stretch marks because to me, I think of large breasts when I think of stretch marks. Even if you took a stretch mark and just put it on a piece of paper, I think I could have myself doing it. I really do. Don't worry about it.

1:31:57 Drew When you're 15, it's just anything that makes you different is a hard thing to deal with.

1:32:01 Adam Everyone gets stretch marks at 15 anyway.

1:32:04 Caller Well, guys like want to have sex with me, but I'm like nerfed just because of that reason.

1:32:08 Adam Good. Hold out for another ten years. Okay. Meanwhile, you rub that cocoa butter on yourself. Okay. I'm going to use some cocoa butter when I get home too. I got a stretch mark down my underpants. All right. We're going to take ourselves another quick time out. Warren G is our guest. We'll be back after this. We about to get funky.

1:32:28 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:32:32 Adam We'll be right back. This is Adam Corolla. Welcome back to Loveline on Arizona's Real Rock 98 KUPD.

1:32:54 Caller I'm breaking it up.

1:33:06 Adam All right, this is Mayonnaise. I'm going to give a shout out to all my peeps over at the Chino Youth Authority. Dr. Bruce will be in with his laser tomorrow to get rid of all your unsightly tattoos. So I know you can look forward to that. I want to thank Warren G for coming in here tonight. I run it all, as the name of the CD.

1:33:22 Caller It's all good.

1:33:23 Adam Thanks, Warren. It was nice to meet you. Pleasure to see you. I'm glad you came in. And when the new CD comes out or the next CD comes out, definitely come by here and we'll be here to plug it for you.

1:33:35 Caller Probably be like June or something like that.

1:33:38 Adam I will be sitting here in June. You may return and plug the next CD. More Warren on that CD, by the way. Dr. Bruce, thanks for filming. You're welcome. You did a wonderful job. Got a penthouse patent here tomorrow night and Dr. Drew. So what more could you ask for? And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Bruce. Say mahalo.

1:33:57 You need to go to the doctor and get checked out.

1:34:02 Caller Well now, this has been Loveline.

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