Episode 1000754887327

6:44 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline Coast to Coast.

7:00 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew.

7:04 Drew How dare you, by the way.

7:05 Adam Nobody starts a show like us. Nobody crawls into a show like us.

7:09 Drew There must be something wrong with me. I don't know where Sherman Oaks is.

7:12 Adam Number. Hey, Dr. Drew is one of the few people that I know, especially in this business, who grew up in this area.

7:21 Drew Yeah.

7:21 Adam He grew up in the Pasadena area, which is, it's not the Valley, but it is the Valley in the sense that it's not the West Side.

7:29 Drew Let me qualify this, what you're about to say. I never, until I had a girlfriend in Glendale, and even then I went no further West, however what direction that is, than Glendale, until I was 16, never went over that hill into the Valley, ever.

7:42 Adam Yeah.

7:43 Drew In my whole life.

7:43 Adam That's a very sad testament to your life.

7:48 Drew What city comes which, and which one's next to go down that god damn valley?

7:51 Adam Here's my point. I grew up about eight or nine miles West of Drew in the scenic North Hollywood area. I knew from the age of 10 on very well where Pasadena was and how that stuff worked. Sherman Oaks is one over from North Hollywood and just down the freeway that Drew drives. Drew, it's not like he grew up in Pasadena and then moved to Nantucket when he was nine. He never left and does not know where one of the more prominent Valley cities is right off of Ventura Boulevard.

8:27 Drew I knew approximately. Wow. I didn't know precisely what you're getting on me about.

8:31 Adam How do you do? Boy, now I know what your wife's up against and there's new empathy for her.

8:38 Drew Good.

8:38 Adam Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191-FACTS-Number-310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician, Dixon Madison specialist. Kari Wuhrer should be in here any moment now. Kari, speaking of places you live, lives about a block down the street from me. I offered to pick her up on my way down the hill tonight. She declined. We'll get to the bottom of that if and when she shows up. She said she was doing press all day, went to take a nap and already had a car lined up and was going to take the car.

9:10 Drew She didn't want to hear you drone on. She didn't want to talk to you is the thing.

9:14 Adam But I don't see Kari and I don't see the car-ee. So we'll figure out where Kari is.

9:21 Drew Hey, got a letter from a kid named Very Scared. He has low self-esteem, got confused about his sexual identity, got involved in a male-male situation. The guy began giving him a blowjob. I don't think I've ever said that word on the radio.

9:35 Adam Hold on a second. Do people sign what they're feeling anymore? I thought that was one of those Ann Landers things from the 50s.

9:41 Drew What did I say?

9:42 Adam Signed Very Scared.

9:43 Drew Yeah, this guy did it.

9:44 Adam You know what I mean?

9:45 Drew Yeah.

9:45 Adam It's kind of cute.

9:46 Drew Yeah, okay. Anyway.

9:48 Adam Signed, got cornhole.

9:49 Drew Anyway, he's having all kinds of weird physical symptoms. He's convinced he has HIV. No way, no way. He's just a guy.

9:56 Adam One-half BJ?

9:58 Drew Get kissed on the genitalia basically. It's just, no.

10:01 Adam No, so you're saying he doesn't have the AIDS.

10:04 Drew He is anxious as hell. That's all the stuff he's describing here.

10:07 Adam How old is he?

10:08 Drew Doesn't say, 21.

10:10 Adam Ooh, wow, that is a little confused in the identity.

10:14 Drew Speaking of confused, we have Marcel. Dr. Marcel is gonna bring up all the equipment to check out the Schwantz, your Schwantz, to prove once and for all that you in fact have genital warts.

10:24 Adam Go right ahead and bring that 100 bucks with you.

10:28 Drew I'm not backing down from this bet by the way, but I started thinking about how could you be so confident that you don't have it? Then I thought, oh, that's right, from 16 to 25.

10:37 Adam Bring your $100 with you.

10:39 Drew Nothing went on with Adam 16 to 25 when people are doing their most stupid acting out. He missed that period.

10:44 Adam I kept my penis in a mason jar underneath my parents' house.

10:47 Drew He hates people, likes masturbating, hates people.

10:50 Adam That's right.

10:51 Drew Have you actually been with a woman? I started thinking, I don't even know.

10:54 Adam What was that term? Woman?

10:55 Drew Female human form. You won't need that thing that the breast are attached to.

11:02 Adam Who's that? Who's got the breast? That's a woman?

11:06 Drew Yeah.

11:07 Adam That thing that the breast, you mean like-

11:09 Drew It's to stick onto.

11:10 Adam Yeah. I'm wondering how they move around so much.

11:12 Drew Yeah.

11:13 Adam So they're attached to something. Yeah. That thing you're saying is a woman? Yeah. What would that be? Is that the side? What side? Is that the front side?

11:23 Drew That's the front end.

11:24 Adam Front part of the woman?

11:25 Drew The front part.

11:25 Adam And the vagina is on the back, right?

11:27 Drew The back part.

11:29 Adam The small of the back just above the buttocks? Is that why they're always complaining? Seems tight to me back there.

11:37 Drew Yeah. So I began realizing that's where that confidence comes from.

11:41 Adam The confidence comes from never ever having a lesion or a wart or anything like it on my penis in my 36 years.

11:51 Drew Marcel and I will find it.

11:52 Adam Examining it closely on a nightly basis.

11:55 Drew Running one's hand over repeatedly is not an examination.

11:58 Adam With the lights off? Listen. Actually, to be fair to me, I do have a penlight flashlight in my mouth as I turn the pages. Sort of like a kid in camp. Drew, you will be doing the penile examination.

12:10 Drew And Marcel will be behind the microscope, the giant magnifying glass with me.

12:15 Adam Like, this isn't a Tupperware party.

12:17 Drew If you'll take just my word for it, that's fine.

12:19 Adam Yes.

12:20 Drew I will find something.

12:21 Adam I believe you. And I'd like phone screener Danielle to hold my hand during this ordeal. It'll be very harrowing, you understand? I'll need a shoulder to cry on if some bad results come in.

12:34 I think she's staying home at night.

12:35 Drew Yeah, I can't blame her.

12:37 Adam How dare you? How dare you? Okay, so that'll be next Wednesday night. Kari Wuhrer should theoretically be in here to pump the project that she's currently pumping. Although I'll not mention the project name until she comes in. That seems like a fair policy, doesn't it? Yeah. Sean?

12:56 Yeah.

12:56 Adam Year 17?

12:57 Yeah, because you put me on hold a little while longer until-

13:00 Adam Okay. Michael?

13:04 Yeah.

13:04 Adam Year 21?

13:06 Yeah.

13:07 Adam What's up?

13:09 Me and my girlfriend are seriously into SNM sex, and the thing is she put a five-inch barbed wire into my penis, and ever since-

13:18 Adam Five-inch what?

13:19 Barbed wire.

13:20 Drew Like down the urethra?

13:21 Yes.

13:23 Drew And five inches of that?

13:25 Yes.

13:25 Adam Now, with barbs on it?

13:27 Yes.

13:27 Adam Impossible.

13:28 No, I'm serious.

13:29 Adam Hold on a second. We all know what barbed wire looks like, right?

13:34 Drew We were in the town where it was invented.

13:36 Adam That's right. And the?

13:38 Drew The Calb.

13:39 Adam Eastern Chicago?

13:40 Drew The Calb, Illinois.

13:42 Adam Okay. Here's my point. One could maybe fish a wire down one's penis, down one's urethra. But with the barbs on the barbed wire.

13:52 Drew How would you get through?

13:53 Adam Those barbs, which are the same gauge wire, sort of wrapped around and tweaked to a sharp way, those things come out. I mean, total circumference, you're going to need a good half inch to get that opening to get. You'd be hard pressed to feed that down a cigar tube.

14:09 Drew Certainly not down a straw.

14:12 Adam Never down a straw. And the urethra is not like your A-hole, where you can accommodate a bowling pin, if you've done enough horse tranquilizer. Do you know what I'm saying?

14:22 Drew Yeah.

14:23 Adam So, I'm already labeling Michael a liar, at least an exaggerator. Michael?

14:29 Yes.

14:29 Adam Yeah. How is it, now this is standard barbed wire?

14:33 Yeah.

14:33 Adam How is it that the barbs were able to make it down your urethra?

14:38 That's what she said. I was blindfolded. That's the thing.

14:42 Drew So, we don't know what she did.

14:42 Adam Yeah, okay. She didn't put barbed wire down there, you idiot.

14:45 Drew She just said it.

14:46 The thing is, ever since then, I've been having her slowing, and after that, she gave me a blow job. And since then, my testicle has been swollen.

14:55 Drew You need to get yourself to a hospital. Seriously.

14:58 Adam You need to get yourself a nice tetanus shot.

15:00 Drew A tetanus shot, among other things. I've seen people get the flesh-eating bacteria in that region. You get the wrong bacteria into the soft tissue, man. It's over. Game over. So, I suggest you have somebody take a look at this.

15:13 The thing is, I've been calling around for doctors, and they told me, no, we won't see you for something like that, because that's your fault.

15:21 Drew Now, this is a bogus call.

15:22 Adam That's your fault.

15:22 Drew That's totally bogus. No, that is, Michael, that is totally bogus.

15:26 No, I called to my girlfriend's dad. He's the doctor who I called.

15:30 Adam Okay, well, don't call your girlfriend's dad, the feeder of the bug.

15:33 Drew And by the way, your dad is not, I called around to a lot of doctors. Okay, so that was untrue, which is what I said. It's not true.

15:42 Adam So let's replace the sentence, I called around to a lot of doctors, to I called one doctor.

15:47 Okay, one doctor.

15:48 Drew What kind of doctor is he?

15:50 He's a, well, I don't really know the man. Yeah, okay. I don't think I know.

15:54 Drew Come on, forget it.

15:55 Adam You idiot.

15:56 Drew Forget it.

15:57 Adam Actually, he's a cattle rancher. That's where she got the barbed wire. Hey, listen. Listen, you a-holes, you idiots, you nincompoops out there, don't bother us with your bizarre questions. I really, I don't want to hear them. I've had an asshole. She did not put barbed wire down your penis. She couldn't have put barbed wire down your penis because the barbs wouldn't have made it down your penis. She could have fished some sort of wire down your penis. She did some damage. Good. That's the way it works and I'm fine with that. That's God telling you not to put any more junk down your penis. So go find your own doctor and have it checked out. Tony?

16:37 Yeah.

16:38 Adam You're 18. What's up?

16:39 Caller No, I'm just wondering, is there like a cutoff point towards, for like when men can get, when like they won't have, it's too late to have a circumcision?

16:48 Drew Too late?

16:49 Caller When you're dead? Yeah, is there like any time or is it just whatever?

16:52 Drew Never too late for a circumcision, Adam.

16:53 Adam No, that's what the bumper sticker on the back, Drew's BMW says. Actually, it's a license plate frame, isn't it?

17:00 Drew Yeah. Be fair.

17:01 Adam Tony, you like circumcision?

17:03 Caller Well, I'm just wondering because I'm with the girlfriend right now and apparently I'm like her first. I'm a circumcised guy or whatever.

17:12 Drew Freaking her out a little bit?

17:13 Caller Yeah, I guess.

17:14 Drew Here's what you need to tell her, is that around the rest of the world, it's normal that the United States is the only industrialized country where it's a routine procedure. Okay. So, all right.

17:25 Adam It's not something you have to do. Well, listen, when you're erect, doesn't it pop out?

17:29 Caller Well, yeah.

17:30 Adam All right. Well, that's when she sees you.

17:33 Caller All right.

17:34 Adam You know what I'm saying?

17:36 Drew Calm down, Tony. Calm down. Focus on the relationship here.

17:40 Adam This is worse than converting, even though it's a form of it. Listen, Tony, you're going to get the circumcision. You guys will be broken up in five weeks. You'll still have gauze on your penis and she'll be dating your best friend.

17:53 All right.

17:53 Adam You got it. You understand?

17:55 Yeah.

17:55 Adam All right. Don't hear as much about gauze as I used to.

17:59 Drew Well, that's too many other kinds of dressings.

18:00 Adam Is that what it is? Gauze was very popular. Get some gauze on that.

18:04 Drew He talked to Marcel about it.

18:06 Adam Marcel, Marcel Nostgauze?

18:07 Drew He's the dressing guy.

18:09 Adam Now, you were saying he was an idiot last night?

18:12 Drew I have not said one disparaging thing about him. It's you.

18:17 Adam Oh, that's right.

18:17 Drew It would go on and on.

18:18 Adam That's right. That was me. No, I said he was the pimp of the doctor world, the plastic surgeon. And look at him. He's got, how many other doc, you know, here I'd like to do a little study. How much jewelry does the average doctor wear, average internist, as opposed to the average plastic surgeon? Would you say it's about 800 percent more than a plastic surgeon?

18:42 Drew It's an affinity because an internist can't afford any.

18:47 Adam And the cars that are driven? You know what I mean?

18:49 Drew Different.

18:50 Adam Much more Porsches with tents and custom mags on it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. They're the pimps of the doctor world. He took that the wrong way, I believe. I'll have to explain that to him when I see him Wednesday night. Eric?

19:06 Yes?

19:06 Adam You're 18? What's up?

19:09 Caller I want to know if... I think I've seen this on TV where people go into therapy. Is there a therapy where the therapist hypnotizes you and makes you tell the truth about your past?

19:23 Drew Kind of. Why? What are you getting at?

19:26 Caller Oh, it's just that I have like antisocial problems and I was wondering if like the therapist could like hypnotize me and make me more happy.

19:36 Drew What's your problem? No. If hypnosis could magically make people nice or happy, there would not be any unhappy people.

19:45 Adam What is it? What's your problem?

19:48 Caller I have antisocial problems.

19:50 Drew What does that mean to you?

19:51 Caller That I don't interact well with people.

19:53 Drew All right. Because you're so anxious?

19:55 Caller Yes.

19:56 Drew Okay. That's called social phobia. Oh, here's Kari.

19:59 Adam Oh, look at the cat dragged in.

20:00 Drew Social phobia. And there are medications for that. You don't have to worry about that. That is not one of Kari's problems, brother.

20:07 Adam No, my God. No.

20:08 She has something, but it's not that.

20:10 Kari Wuhrer You know what? I actually, I really, really do.

20:12 Drew No, please. Kari?

20:14 Kari Wuhrer I have some social phobia. I'm sorry, you guys. I'm sorry I'm late. I was having dinner with Jean-Claude Van Damme.

20:20 Whatever.

20:21 Kari Wuhrer No, I know exactly that's exactly what I feel.

20:23 Adam Hammer is an evil twin he fought in that movie.

20:25 Kari Wuhrer No, I just, you know what? I've been doing so much publicity for this movie and I really apologize and so much has been going on and fill me in on what's going on and let's get to work.

20:35 Adam All right, you're all business. Out of sync, is that what you've been promoting?

20:39 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, who's on the air right now?

20:40 Adam Nobody.

20:41 Kari Wuhrer All right.

20:42 Caller Who said whatever?

20:43 Adam I have no idea. That was what you call a drop in the radio work.

20:48 Kari Wuhrer Thanks a lot, guys. I've been here forever. I know you all and you're so right and I'm sorry.

20:53 Adam Kari, you want to have some herbal tea and just slow down just a little bit?

20:56 Kari Wuhrer I would love some coffee, herbal tea.

20:58 Adam No, not coffee.

20:59 Drew Not decaf.

21:00 Adam You wound up, baby. Slow down.

21:02 Kari Wuhrer Things like decaf do not work. Caffeine helps you to relax.

21:08 Drew Uh-oh.

21:08 Adam All right. Now, listen, first things first. I offered Kari a ride in tonight. She declined.

21:14 Kari Wuhrer I did not decline. I didn't get the message until 8.30.

21:18 Adam Yikes.

21:18 Kari Wuhrer About that.

21:19 Adam I got a message at 4 o'clock that said she's doing press all day. She's going to take a nap and she wants to take the car.

21:27 Kari Wuhrer Then my publicist called me and said, oh, by the way, Adam called and said he wanted to drive you. I wasn't even available to take her call until 8.15. I would have taken that.

21:39 Adam She just manufactured that then?

21:42 Kari Wuhrer Who?

21:43 Adam Me or? Your publicist.

21:44 Kari Wuhrer No, she just probably couldn't find me and tried to find an excuse.

21:48 Adam I see.

21:48 Drew As opposed to fabricating excuse.

21:50 Kari Wuhrer Right.

21:50 Adam As opposed to fabricating one.

21:51 Kari Wuhrer She manufactured instead of fabricating.

21:53 Adam This is what drives me insane about publicists. Just say, if I would have got a message that said, we called Kari's house, we can't get hold of her. How does it find?

22:02 Drew Yeah.

22:04 Adam That's it. Done.

22:05 Drew How can you argue with that?

22:06 Adam You can't argue with that. You offer someone that day to give someone a ride somewhere.

22:10 Drew If a publicist has told you that, though, what would you think? What a load of crap.

22:13 Adam No. I would say that doesn't sound like an excuse.

22:15 Kari Wuhrer He drove me home the last time.

22:16 Caller We were friends.

22:18 Adam We made out in the car. It was great.

22:19 Kari Wuhrer Totally.

22:20 Caller I don't care about.

22:21 Kari Wuhrer I mean, there's nothing wrong with Adam's relationship. It's just about something totally different.

22:26 Adam That's my point.

22:27 Kari Wuhrer About being busy.

22:28 Adam How's your house doing, by the way? You finish it?

22:33 Kari Wuhrer It took four weeks to put in the lights when I was in Europe.

22:37 Adam I saw it, what, a year ago?

22:39 Kari Wuhrer No. Last time I was here with Henry.

22:41 Drew About a year ago.

22:42 Adam No. I didn't go to your house when you're here with Henry.

22:44 Caller Okay.

22:45 Adam That's right. I didn't drive home. I saw you, but I didn't see your house.

22:46 Kari Wuhrer Right.

22:47 Caller Okay.

22:48 Kari Wuhrer I told you then that my kitchen still wasn't done. It still isn't done. I had the contractor of mine, my friend, come and put in the lights while I was in Europe, the outside lights.

23:00 Adam What were you doing in Europe?

23:01 Kari Wuhrer I was just doing another little movie.

23:04 Drew Anaconda Returns.

23:06 Kari Wuhrer Anaconda Returns Part 4.

23:09 Adam And, and. All right.

23:12 Drew All right.

23:13 Kari Wuhrer Now I'm on your bad side.

23:14 Adam I don't like this.

23:15 Kari Wuhrer I don't like this. I'm sorry.

23:17 Adam I'm driving you home. That's it.

23:19 Kari Wuhrer Done.

23:20 Adam That's right.

23:21 Kari Wuhrer Done deal. Deal is done.

23:22 Adam How's Henry Rollins doing, by the way?

23:24 Kari Wuhrer He's fine. He's in Lyon today.

23:27 Adam Oh, good.

23:28 Kari Wuhrer He's good.

23:28 Adam That's out of the country?

23:31 Kari Wuhrer Yeah.

23:31 Adam Okay. So I'll pop up for a quick handy. He can't hear us, can he?

23:35 Kari Wuhrer Sure. I've got some Nestle Quick and some Wolfgang Puck pizza.

23:40 Adam Oh, I'm going to bring my pajamas with the feet. You wear the ones with the flap on the back.

23:46 Kari Wuhrer All right. By the way, Drew, I want to thank you for the free condoms.

23:49 Drew Oh, good. You got them.

23:49 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, I did.

23:50 Drew Thank you.

23:51 Kari Wuhrer And we've been trying to get you, and some of your people for your.com haven't been really getting it with us. So we just wanted to do your.com. I wanted to do your.com.

24:05 Drew Oh, you want to do the show?

24:06 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, absolutely. So we've been trying to get there, and it's been sort of, apparently, you're really busy, and you have a lot of people, and it's amazing.

24:14 Drew That's fun.

24:14 Kari Wuhrer And I just want to applaud the Dr. drew.com. It's incredible what you're doing.

24:19 Adam Thank you. He's a busy man, but never too busy to verbally attack me on the air.

24:24 Drew That's true. That's what I love about him. We're going to have a redesign of the site I was looking at today, and the way the information is presented, the kind of content we have there is just, I really think it's finally going to be helpful for people. People are going to be able to go there with a problem and come out with a solution.

24:39 Kari Wuhrer I mean, I was looking at your graphics at first, and it was a little bit, to me, I was just like...

24:43 Drew It's changing again.

24:44 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, and I think it's really, really doing well.

24:47 Drew And the next one's going to be the right one, though.

24:48 Adam All right.

24:49 Kari Wuhrer I think it's good.

24:51 Adam Let's plug Kari's venture here.

24:54 Drew Keep plugging.

24:55 Adam Wednesday night, by the way. Wednesday night, July 12th at 9 o'clock.

24:59 Kari Wuhrer That's tomorrow, by the way, Adam.

25:01 Adam There you go. Out of sync, everybody. It is a VH1 original movie. They've been plugging the hell out of this thing. I've seen the commercials many a times. Kind of a Milli Vanilli type thing, except for it's one female singer, right?

25:17 Kari Wuhrer It is sort of like a singing in the rain, actually. It's one female singer who wants to be a pop star, and it has some sort of sexual relationship with an executive at the record label. In other words, it's a crass representation of the music business as it is today.

25:36 Adam What is your part in it?

25:38 Kari Wuhrer I play the crassest of the crass. I play the chick who really wants to make it big but has no talent. But the twist is, in this particular movie, that she really, really, really thinks she does.

25:49 Drew Does she?

25:49 Kari Wuhrer So she's the advantageous, ambitious biatch with a heart of gold.

25:55 Adam I see. Well, that is you.

25:56 Kari Wuhrer No, she has no talent.

25:59 Adam And speaking of seizing opportunities, I saw you from some sandals resort doing some kind of fun in the sun, kind of hosting kind of something thing on the beach. It must have been a week ago. Where was that? What was that?

26:14 Kari Wuhrer It was in Vegas.

26:15 Adam Vegas?

26:16 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, there's no sandals resort in Vegas.

26:18 Adam You were on the beach.

26:19 Kari Wuhrer I was on a faux beach. Yeah, I was on the Mandalay Bay.

26:24 Adam You're on a faux beach?

26:25 Drew They have waves and everything there.

26:26 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, exactly.

26:27 Adam Really?

26:27 Drew Oh, yeah.

26:28 Adam I got to turn the sound up. I must have just been masturbating with the VCR on. I get disgusted with myself after orgasm, so I switch it to the television. And it must have been that station.

26:37 Kari Wuhrer Did you kick yourself out at 2 a.m.?

26:39 Caller All right, go. You just go.

26:40 Kari Wuhrer Oh, wait, that was me. It was myself.

26:43 Drew I gotta stay with myself.

26:43 Adam Well, I kicked my hand out.

26:45 Caller I kicked my hand.

26:47 Drew Your penis goes with it.

26:47 Adam I called a cab for my hand and my testicles, and I sent them home at 2 a.m. in the morning.

26:52 Caller I love that about you.

26:53 Kari Wuhrer You're just so honest.

26:54 Adam Yeah, but here's the bad part. You know what my testicles did? It left its shawl in my entryway.

27:00 Drew Merkin?

27:01 Kari Wuhrer Do you want to hear my song about it for you? It's about your testicles.

27:04 Adam Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.

27:06 Kari Wuhrer It's called Scrotum.

27:07 Adam Wait a second.

27:08 Kari Wuhrer Scrotum, Scrotum, a sack to keep your testicles in. Scrotum, Scrotum, S-C-R-T-U-M, oh keep them locked up in your BVDs. Adam, unless you want to have them hang to your knees. Adam Scrotum, Scrotum, a sack to keep your testicles in.

27:27 Adam Wow, I can see why you're headlining at Mandalay Bay. That is wonderful.

27:33 Kari Wuhrer That was just for you.

27:34 Adam And I love the way you customized it for my personal sack. That's what I love about Kari.

27:39 Kari Wuhrer Well, the tattoo was the big giveaway.

27:41 Adam Kari makes every man feel like king. That's the beauty of Kari.

27:46 Kari Wuhrer King.

27:47 Adam She's really, she's a woman who loves men. That's what I like about her.

27:50 Kari Wuhrer I do indeed. I love men. I forgive men. I understand men. I'm an amazing woman for men. I do. I'm dating Henry Rollins. What more understanding-ish could you be?

28:01 Adam Oh, my God. What were you doing on the shores of the Mandalay Bay that I saw?

28:09 Kari Wuhrer I was hosting the countdown for VH1, their hot summer countdown. Yeah. It was all promotion for my movie at Shameless and at the same time, very sexy. Yeah.

28:21 Adam You look great.

28:21 Drew But Adam was such awash with shame himself.

28:25 Kari Wuhrer I had a really hard time.

28:25 Drew He just completed another disgusting act in front of the TV.

28:29 Kari Wuhrer Yeah. What did you think of the thong contest, Adam? I was disgusted with that myself.

28:34 Adam I didn't, to tell you the truth.

28:38 Kari Wuhrer You didn't watch the whole thing. I understand.

28:40 Adam No, I didn't watch the thong contest because I probably had sucked some of the seed out of myself. Therefore, I go right to the History Channel where I watch military blunders at 3.30 in the morning.

28:55 Kari Wuhrer Me too. That still reminds me of dad.

28:58 Adam Right. It's like one minute I'm whacking off and the next one is like the Bay of Pigs. One of the greatest military blunders in US history. Yeah. Here's the thing that's funny too. I'll be watching TV sometimes and I will see the thong contest and I'll go, oh, I better masturbate. Then I think, wait a minute, you still got a paper towel stuck to your belly from the last time. All right. You got to back off.

29:23 Kari Wuhrer You know what, on the opposite-

29:24 Drew There's still a powder in the room and the ghost flying around.

29:26 Kari Wuhrer But on the opposite side of things, I'm thinking to myself as I'm hosting the thong contest, I'm sorry dad, I'm sorry dad, I'm sorry dad. So I've got young daughter guilt as you have masturbatory middle-aged man, I mean heading towards middle-aged man.

29:40 Adam How dare you? I'll show you middle-aged when we get to second phase in the back of my car.

29:44 Drew I hope so.

29:45 Kari Wuhrer I really do. I need it right now.

29:47 Adam All right. Did he say Henry's in France somewhere?

29:50 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, he's in Lyon.

29:51 Adam Okay, that's good. I see the Concord. How long will that take?

29:56 Kari Wuhrer It's not that long.

29:57 Adam All right. We'll be fine. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Kari Wuhrer is our guest tonight. She has a VH1 original movie out of sync, which is coming out tomorrow night, 9 o'clock on, again, The Fabulous VH1. We'll take a little break and we'll be back after this.

30:13 1-800-LOVE-191.

30:49 Adam Eep, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-E-V-E-1-9-1. Kari Warr is our guest tonight. Hey. Kari, it's a full-time job being Kari.

31:02 Kari Wuhrer I'm sorry, only I'm not that high maintenance, I swear.

31:06 Adam No, you ain't. Just point you in the direction and let you go. Out of Sink is the name of the TV movie that she is in on VH1.

31:14 Kari Wuhrer You guys wanna hear my Britney Spears impression?

31:16 Adam Tomorrow night?

31:18 Caller No.

31:18 Adam Let me get the plugs out. Yours, Vanis Drew. Tomorrow night, nine o'clock on VH1. Okay, give me Britney Spears.

31:25 Caller Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, what do you think?

31:31 Adam It's pretty good.

31:32 Drew Good. Thank you!

31:41 Adam Yeah, that's it. Listen, between Britney Spears and who's the other one, Christina?

31:47 Caller Aguilera.

31:48 Adam I don't think those two are that hot. I really don't. I give them a minus, minus a stylist and hair makeup and a publicist. I give them a good five and a half, six.

32:02 Drew They're 14. They're not supposed to be appealing to you at 35.

32:05 Adam No, they're supposed to be appealing to everything with a set of male genitalia.

32:10 Kari Wuhrer They're actually both of age now and I understand what you mean.

32:14 Adam Listen, if I was 19, if I was 18, I'd look at these two, they look like a couple of cocores to me.

32:20 Drew Yeah, but you're not eight, you know what I mean? There's different versions of attraction. It's a different period of time.

32:26 Kari Wuhrer Look at me right now.

32:26 Adam Look at me.

32:27 Kari Wuhrer I'm 33.

32:28 Adam Yeah.

32:29 Drew Ow.

32:30 Adam Yeah.

32:30 Kari Wuhrer Come on.

32:31 Adam Yeah.

32:31 Caller A little bit of me? A little bit of me?

32:32 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

32:33 Kari Wuhrer Yeah. What if I start going, I did it again. No, right?

32:39 Adam Yeah.

32:39 Kari Wuhrer What if I started singing?

32:40 Adam I got a song that goes, oh, sorry.

32:44 Kari Wuhrer I can start singing you something sexy. Maybe it'll be into me.

32:47 Adam Sing that scrotum song.

32:48 Kari Wuhrer Scrotum, scrotum, I like to keep your testes in. Yeah. Scrotum, scrotum, S-C-R-T-U-M.

32:58 Caller I'll keep them locked up in your B-B-Ds.

33:01 Kari Wuhrer Let's see you want to have them hang to your knees.

33:03 Adam Everyone.

33:03 Kari Wuhrer Scrotum, scrotum, I like to keep it to season.

33:10 Adam Yeah.

33:10 Caller That's my song for you.

33:12 Adam Brittany, do that.

33:13 Caller Yeah, right? Exactly.

33:14 Adam No, listen, Kari, you're very hot. Very hot. I'd be excited about making love to you if I didn't think you'd pull my penis off and then like run down the street with it.

33:25 Kari Wuhrer Yeah. All weak men use that as an excuse with strong women.

33:32 Caller Right?

33:33 Kari Wuhrer Coward.

33:35 Adam Oh, baby. David?

33:38 Caller Yeah.

33:39 Adam You're 21.

33:40 Caller Yeah.

33:40 Adam What's up?

33:42 Caller My girlfriend, I think she's cheating on me. Yeah.

33:45 Adam Why?

33:46 Caller Whenever, I know she is working until like 12 till 3. And after 3, I paid her, you know, just to tell her I love her and she never returns none of my pages.

33:56 Drew She works 12 to 3 p.m.?

33:58 Caller Yeah.

33:58 Adam She works with kids?

34:00 Caller She works with kids.

34:00 Drew She works three hours?

34:02 Caller Yeah.

34:03 Adam She works with kids?

34:04 Caller Yeah.

34:05 Adam Oh, she does? I was making a joke. I mean, she works 12 noon till 3 in the afternoon?

34:09 Caller Yeah.

34:10 Adam Oh, okay. What does she do?

34:12 Caller Actually, I'm sorry. That's till 6 o'clock in the afternoon. My bad.

34:15 Adam Okay. What does she do?

34:18 Caller She works the daycare.

34:19 Adam I see. Well, she does work with kids. And you paid her and she doesn't call you back?

34:24 Caller After she gets off of work.

34:26 Adam Yeah. Then when does she call you?

34:29 Caller A couple days later.

34:30 Drew Oh, gee. How long have you been dating her? Yeah. How long have you been dating?

34:34 Caller We've been dating for about a month and a half.

34:36 Adam Yeah. She's cheating on you, dude. She's not cheating. She doesn't think she's cheating. She doesn't think you're going out.

34:41 Caller Yeah.

34:41 Drew They're not dating anymore.

34:43 Adam Not even dating.

34:43 Drew Yeah.

34:46 Caller Because I've been wanting to date her since high school.

34:49 Adam Oh, boy. Hey, David, you're not really dating her.

34:54 Caller No.

34:54 Adam No. No. You're not. Have you had sex with her?

34:58 Caller No, because I figure I'm a person I like to wait and just-

35:01 Adam Because you figure she won't let you have sex with her?

35:04 Kari Wuhrer David, my suggestion to you is have a really long talk with her over a really nice dinner.

35:13 Adam She doesn't even know him.

35:14 Drew She doesn't make his call. She can return his call.

35:16 Kari Wuhrer Or write her a really long letter and get it all off your head and all off your heart and then let it go.

35:23 Drew No, then he doesn't even escape with his dignity.

35:25 Adam No. What?

35:26 Kari Wuhrer What do you mean? Honesty isn't dignity?

35:28 Drew It is, but if they were actually in a relationship, I would recommend all of them.

35:31 Kari Wuhrer I don't mean all mushy, you know, genus.

35:34 Drew In his head, that's what's going on. See, that's such a discrepancy.

35:37 Kari Wuhrer Then write the letter and don't send it.

35:38 Drew Okay.

35:40 Adam There's a great, guys do this all the time. They're interested in a woman since high school, he mentioned, and this could have been in the 10th grade or something. So it could have been about four or five years that he's been obsessing about her. Then he goes on a date with her, or he's friends with her, or what have you, and he thinks they're dating. You ask her, she doesn't even know his last name.

36:02 Drew Right.

36:02 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, but you know what? No matter what you are, woman, man, or otherwise, you could at least have the self-respect, or respect for others, to at least say, you know, hey, you know what? Don't want to see you anymore, or it's not working, or blah, blah, blah.

36:17 Adam Right.

36:17 Drew Yeah.

36:17 Kari Wuhrer So she's, you know, she's not innocent here.

36:19 Drew We had this discussion kind of last night.

36:21 Adam Yeah, but here's what women do. They make their intentions known by their actions.

36:25 Drew Right.

36:25 Adam They don't want to sit down every schleb who comes up and asks them for a date and has to explain to them why they're not attracted to them. They just don't call them back. And then the guy gets hold of them and says, you want to go out to dinner? And she says, I can't. My aunt's in town. And blah, blah, blah. And if he doesn't get the message, that's his problem.

36:39 Drew But the problem is that middle ground women want to be nice, and hey, there's just a friend, and just hanging out with the guy.

36:44 Kari Wuhrer You guys, what's up with you two, Adam and Drew? Women are evil, legless, lizard creatures.

36:52 Adam That's right.

36:53 Kari Wuhrer We do not have such vulnerable innocence that people think that we have at this point, from like, I'd say probably 13 onward, you know, now it is.

37:04 Drew Let's talk about that a little bit. Meaning, in terms of intention.

37:09 Adam Getting a little cathartic here, Drew.

37:10 Kari Wuhrer Not so much intention, but like, I think we all know what's right and what's wrong. And to make the choice to say, I'm not going to call this guy and let him believe or whatever, let him not believe or I don't owe him anything, is irresponsible. And I think everybody knows that from the very beginning. And to just say, oh, women are, and for men to go, oh, men are, is stupid.

37:32 Adam Hey, Kari, remember those days you used to call me like once every 11 months, you know, drunk at like 2.30 in the morning and casually ask what was going on?

37:40 Kari Wuhrer Remember that one time I called you and then you helped me. And then I said thank you and followed you up on it and was really appreciative.

37:49 Caller That's pretty much the truth of it.

37:50 Adam What was that? How dare you.

37:54 Kari Wuhrer So, next scenario.

37:57 Adam All right. I remember it a little different. I jumped.

38:00 Kari Wuhrer No, no, no. You know what? Let me take responsibility for it, how you remember it. Go ahead, go. Let me give an example to the people out there as how you can take responsibility for being an idiot woman.

38:10 Drew Hold tight.

38:11 Adam Once every 11 to 14 months, Kari would call me, usually about 1.30 in the morning, maybe a little bit drunk, and act as if we'd spoken the day before and she said she was going to call me at 1.30. She'd say, I am this Kari Wuhrer. And I'd go, hey, Kari. And she'd go, yeah, what's happening? And I'd be like, wow, I didn't even know. How'd you get my phone number? We never talked, do we? But I wouldn't say that, I'd just be thinking. We'd never talk. I didn't even know where you got my number. And then we'd just talk for a while. We'd always have a nice conversation. Not sexual or anything. We'd just have a nice conversation.

38:45 Drew What would you talk about at 1.30 in the morning?

38:46 Adam Kari would sober up and then she'd go, I'll see you talking to you in another 13 months.

38:49 Kari Wuhrer I obviously don't remember, I was really drunk.

38:52 Adam Yeah, I don't know where you were. I didn't even know. Where was I? I don't know.

38:55 Kari Wuhrer You know what? That might have happened kind of in that scenario, maybe once, but the other times were probably just like stupid girl things.

39:03 Adam Right.

39:03 Kari Wuhrer And you know what? All right, I'm just going to give it to you.

39:06 Adam Yeah.

39:08 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, I'm sorry about that Adam.

39:10 Adam I don't have any problem with it. I enjoyed it, I really did. I want to know what happened.

39:15 Kari Wuhrer What happened was in all of my life and in all of my radio experience, I've never really met anybody that actually got me in as close as you did. Even though you weren't really nice to me or cool to me, it was all right. He just, you know what? It takes an intelligent man to get me. It takes a really patient man to understand me. It takes a brilliant man to keep me.

39:40 Adam That's right.

39:42 Drew Adam's none of those things. What was the deal here?

39:44 Kari Wuhrer It was barfing over there.

39:46 Caller That was good though.

39:47 Adam That's good. Yeah, brilliant man. I keep her just down the street and I never ever see her. I pass by her house.

39:54 Kari Wuhrer Do you call me for a date?

39:55 Adam Every day.

39:55 Kari Wuhrer If you want to go out with me and ask me out for a date, do it.

39:58 Caller That's all I need to say. Yes, exactly.

40:01 Adam You want the easy way out.

40:03 Kari Wuhrer Hey, we've known each other way before Henry was in the picture. Have you ever called me?

40:08 Caller Yeah, yeah.

40:10 Kari Wuhrer Have you ever?

40:11 Adam No, I never called you.

40:11 Kari Wuhrer I know. So what am I going to do? Wait for you like sitting on my rock, like the white rock, you know.

40:17 Adam That you sit on?

40:17 Kari Wuhrer Fairy.

40:18 Adam The ones the seagulls crapped on?

40:19 Caller Exactly.

40:21 Adam All right. Well, listen, we're going to rectify all that tonight. Bigger part. I'll tell you that. Rectify. Sean?

40:28 Yeah.

40:28 Adam You're 17.

40:29 Caller Yeah.

40:30 Adam What's up?

40:31 Caller Yeah. First of all, Adam, I'd just like to say I love that episode of The Man Show, where you had the four guys that you hate, four types of guys.

40:39 Adam Oh, the Museum of the Annoying Guy.

40:42 Caller Oh, yeah.

40:42 Adam Thank you. Yes.

40:43 Caller They take off their shirt.

40:44 Adam White guys, they think they're black. The guys who practice Tai Chi in the park with their shirts off. Naked, nude old man at the Y. All the guys we hate so much. Yeah. A guy takes his shirt off even though it's like 45 degrees outside.

41:01 Kari Wuhrer What's up, Sean?

41:02 Adam What's up there, Sean?

41:03 Caller Oh, my God. And one more thing. Kari Wuhrer, will you bury me? Oh, my gosh.

41:10 Kari Wuhrer Oh, a marriage. Oh, God. Why'd you have to ask that one?

41:15 Adam Kari, you've been married before, haven't you?

41:17 Kari Wuhrer Yeah.

41:17 Adam Oh, yeah. It didn't work out?

41:19 Kari Wuhrer No.

41:20 Adam No.

41:20 Kari Wuhrer But Sean.

41:21 Adam Just married one time?

41:22 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, just once.

41:24 Adam That's fine. Sean?

41:27 Caller Yeah. I used to watch all the time on sliders. That was so cool.

41:31 Adam Oh, yeah, sliders. I'm glad about that, sliders.

41:35 Caller Well, yeah.

41:37 Drew Being honest.

41:38 Caller I just want to know, I think I'm addicted to porn.

41:47 Drew You talked to Adam about that.

41:48 Caller Yeah.

41:48 Adam Are you running low or why are you calling?

41:51 Caller No, I wanted to know if it was a bad thing.

41:53 Adam Yeah. You got a VCR in your room?

41:56 Caller No. Actually, I'm internet.

41:59 Adam Oh, I see.

41:59 Caller How old are you, Sean?

42:01 Caller Seventeen.

42:01 Adam Yeah. Well, see, if you got it, you can really go nuts. I mean, you know what it's equivalent to? I just thought of this. It's like, let's put it this way, certain amount of guys are going to be addicted to pornography. They just are. I mean, they're going to get onto it when they're 13 and they're going to have a certain momentum with it. Who knows how many guys we grew up with would have done that too, except for there wasn't any internet, there wasn't any VCRs, and there wasn't anything to look at, there wasn't anything to do. It's sort of the equivalent to, in a certain amount of society, and teenagers and stuff are going to be alcoholics, right? Right. This, what's going on with the internet now is equivalent to liquor stores selling booze, shut up, selling booze to 12 year olds if they want to buy it, and therefore the ones that want it get it. Whereas you wouldn't have bought beer at 13, your neighbor may have had momentum with this, and now he can walk into a liquor store and buy it.

42:56 Drew It's equivalent to us just having alkalinized the coca leaf.

43:00 Kari Wuhrer Exactly.

43:01 Adam You're saying to make cocaine? Yeah.

43:04 Drew We just alkalize cocaine?

43:05 Adam No.

43:05 Drew Oh my God. Now these people that might have been an addict.

43:07 Adam Kari, don't agree with Drew just because you think he's smart.

43:11 Kari Wuhrer Then I'm going to say my own thing. It's just the equivalent of us having hormones and having access to fiddling with them as we do our own genitals. It's just normal. It's there. We're going to use it.

43:25 Adam You got any porn around the house?

43:26 Kari Wuhrer Of course, I do.

43:27 Caller I do?

43:27 Kari Wuhrer Sean, I love porn. Thank you, to an extent. But you know what I do? Instead of using the physical blah, blah, blah porn, I go for the Japanese anime porn.

43:43 Caller Oh, boring.

43:44 Kari Wuhrer It's not boring. You know what? It allows me to be me without emulating, without feeling insecure, without doing anything. It allows me to use my imagination. And there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with exploring your sexuality and using your imagination. What's weird is the internet. And the internet being involved, I don't know about you, but I stay on the internet sometimes for a couple hours and I get off and I feel like I'm like a drug addict. I feel like I have this hangover because I'm not connected with the real world. And it's important to be connected with who you are in the real world. And if you stay on the internet too long, you're going to feel like you're some sort of addict one way or another. And if your imagination is fine, your sexuality is fine, just use your reality a little bit more and you'll be fine. That's what I think.

44:30 Adam We got to go to break. Kari, just let me ask you, I love going for a porn swap every once in a while. I gather up a, I've done this many times in my life. I gather, you know, one man's trash is another man's treasure.

44:42 Kari Wuhrer Exactly.

44:43 Adam I gather up the porn in my house that I basically with a dump truck had my way with. I actually, how dare you, I use a snow shovel. And I pile it into a brown bag and I swing over to someone's house and we swap a little porn.

44:58 Drew I've seen you bring those bags in.

45:00 Caller I've, I, we're not, we're not talking about.

45:01 Adam I have done that.

45:02 Drew We're not talking about a couple of neatly lined up piles of the bag rolled over, with all my stuff pouring over the top.

45:07 Adam Kari, do you have enough videos that I can come by the house and get a little trade?

45:12 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, I do. I, I actually have a couple by my door.

45:16 Adam Really?

45:16 Kari Wuhrer Hey, you know, along with the affidavit that must be signed that when you enter these premises, everything stays. It's, hey, the, the, the, the, the whole thing about my house is don't wipe your feet before you enter. Man, wipe your feet before you leave.

45:31 Drew That's right.

45:33 Adam Replace feet with ass and you're at my house. All right, we're going to take a little break. I'm going to talk to Kari seriously about a porn swap maybe later in the week.

45:41 Drew Animated porn, I have porn.

45:43 Adam No, I will not watch animated porn.

45:44 Drew You'll be indignant. You'll be hurt by it.

45:46 Adam You know, you know, here's why I wouldn't watch animated porn. I would be scared that animated semen would pop out of me and go like, hello, I'm Mr. James and like run around the room and I'd chase it with a big butterfly.

45:58 Kari Wuhrer We'll have the debate about this during the commercial.

46:00 Adam All right, after this.

46:03 Hello, this is Loveline.

46:05 1-800-LOVE-191.

46:35 Adam Huh? Huh? I don't know. I think she was talking about me when my headphones were on.

46:40 Drew You never asked her out and she's pissed.

46:42 Adam Out of, oh, you're not interested in me. You like rock stars.

46:45 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, I only call you two in the morning once to get advice from you, thinking that I could trust you because I totally think you're an idiot.

46:53 Wow.

46:54 Kari Wuhrer You never asked me out of that. What was I gonna do after that? Nothing.

46:58 Adam Yeah, I broke your spirit.

47:01 Kari Wuhrer Well, my Carolla spirit.

47:02 Adam Let me tell you my plan with the ladies. I play hard to get for about three years and then they get married.

47:08 Kari Wuhrer Well, I'm not married.

47:09 Adam Oh, wait a minute. It's a horrible plan. You're right. Out of Sync is the name of her latest project that is out tomorrow night, by the way. That'd be July 12th. Nine o'clock, everybody. Wednesday night on VH1. VH1 putting together some programming, by the way. I don't know where the hell they were doing a year or two ago, but I enjoy that VH1 now. I love Behind the Music. I think I like The List. Is that on VH1?

47:37 Caller Yes, it is.

47:38 Adam And now I like Out of Sync. And I'm trying to think what the hell else. They've done a bunch of other original things.

47:44 Caller The Legend series is pretty good, too.

47:46 Adam Yep.

47:47 Kari Wuhrer And the Before They Were Rockstars is kind of good.

47:50 Adam Always enjoy that. Yep.

47:52 Caller Love that.

47:53 Adam Seeing guys with bad hairdos performing at malls. It's great. So it's great. And you realize why they're so screwed up, you know, when you see these little Tiffany on Star Search.

48:04 Kari Wuhrer Thanks to VH1, I've retired the laminate. The backstage pass now goes into retirement. I mean, these rockstars, what's up with that?

48:12 Adam It's... I enjoy the Behind the Music more than just about anything. And I think they want us to comment on that or something. But I don't know what it is exactly, but we'll find out.

48:23 Drew It's an anniversary show for Behind the Music, right?

48:25 Adam Oh, right, right, right, right. Ben?

48:27 Oh, yeah.

48:28 Adam You're 17.

48:29 Caller Uh-huh.

48:30 Adam What's up?

48:30 Caller Hey, Ben.

48:31 Caller There's two holes in the head of my penis.

48:33 Adam I see. All right.

48:35 Caller It's like a superfluous hole.

48:37 Drew Well, that can happen. It's a pretty common thing. And there are... how far... is it all the way at the tip or is it down just under the head, like?

48:44 Caller Right next to the first regular one.

48:47 Drew Right next to it.

48:47 Adam Does anything come out of it?

48:49 Caller No. Yeah.

48:50 Adam These things...

48:51 Drew Sometimes they repair them, sometimes they don't.

48:53 Adam How deep do you think it goes?

48:56 Drew Usually it comes off.

48:57 Adam Well, true. Let me find out. How deep? Ben? Yeah? How deep does it go? Okay.

49:05 Kari Wuhrer Sort of like a fork in the road.

49:07 Adam Yes. Let me make a little analogy to tonight's callers, by the way. And I noticed it on the drive-in and you tell me if you'd notice this, too. And, Car, you may be aware of this living in LA. Once in a while, I drive the same route to work every single night for the last five years. And I'd say one out of every 15 or 20 nights, there seems to be a few more cars on the road.

49:28 Drew Yes.

49:29 Adam They're not moving very fast and they're like drones. They're sort of meandering cars. And, like, I drive, and, and, shut up for a second here, Drew. I drive the same route at the same time every single night. But once in a while, and tonight was that night, there are twice as many cars, which still isn't traffic because it's not traffic this time of night, they don't seem to be going anywhere, and they're not going that fast, and it becomes like a video game, which is you then just weave in and out of them on your way to work, whereas they're not going anywhere, or it doesn't seem. And as I'm passing these sort of nameless, faceless drones in these automobiles, I'm thinking, why are there so many of you out tonight? Where are you going? There's no event. The season's over. There's no Lakers game. There's no big thing going on over at the Convention Center. It's not like this week is a long weekend, or everyone's heading for the airport, or it's Friday. There's nothing going on, just twice as many cars going twice as slow. And I feel as if they're there for me to get around. And that's the only reason they're there. And once I get to work, I think somebody put a dispatch call out to them, and they all went home. And someone gave them a heads up, because at 12, I'll be heading home. I'll need to get a certain amount of them back out on the road again.

50:47 Drew And they're passive aggressive. I had a thing tonight where I had to pull into traffic, and the drone wouldn't go faster or slower. It just let me just run into them.

50:56 Adam Well, that's part of, he probably got some kind of accommodation from this.

50:58 Drew And then, so I zoom up to get ahead, now they're mad they're going two inches behind you.

51:02 Kari Wuhrer It's a George Orwellian leftover from 1984, and nothing happening in that year, so here we go.

51:09 Drew Here's where the penis goes. This thing can go down here, and go out here, and go out there.

51:13 Kari Wuhrer He's drawing a penis map right now.

51:15 Drew This is where these different tubes can go.

51:17 Adam I see. You just drew a dog's penis, by the way. But Drew basically said that there could be a little sort of...

51:24 Drew Tributary.

51:25 Adam Yeah, I was going to say tributary, too.

51:26 Kari Wuhrer Tributary, like sort of like the Amazon River.

51:29 Adam To where Anaconda was filmed.

51:30 Kari Wuhrer Right.

51:31 Adam Although not really. It could be that your penis could branch off, form a delta with your urethra, and poke out the side.

51:41 Drew Yes, at the bottom.

51:42 Kari Wuhrer And there's nothing wrong with that because every penis is going to be different anyway.

51:46 Adam Oh, it would be great. You could be peeing and coming at the same time.

51:49 Kari Wuhrer Can I just say something right now?

51:51 Caller My darling, are you listening?

51:53 Adam Yeah, he's listening.

51:53 Kari Wuhrer Is he there?

51:54 Adam I put him on hold.

51:55 Kari Wuhrer Put him back on.

51:56 Drew We gotta go to break.

51:57 Caller We gotta go to break. All right.

51:58 Kari Wuhrer All I gotta say is that every penis is beautiful. And the best thing about a penis, shut up, Adam, because this is so true. If you buy the girl an expensive dinner first, it doesn't matter how many holes you have.

52:09 Adam Yes, that's right. Kari would stuff her gum in the extra hole.

52:13 Kari Wuhrer Shut up.

52:13 Caller I'm just kidding.

52:15 Adam If you're smart, you blow a bubble. We'll take a little break. Kari Wuhrer is our guest tonight. She's a little sex kitten. She's giving Drew a little back rub. Drew is saying no because his wife is listening to the show, but she is giving Drew a little rubski. Nothing wrong with that. Hey, Kari, what about a little sugar for the host over here? Okay, got it. Am I giving you a ride home?

52:34 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, baby, you're giving me a ride.

52:36 Adam You seriously? Come on, don't lie. I know you came here with some people, but they can find their way home. I drive you right up the hill. We'll get to second base in the car, right? Right on. All right, we'll be back after this.

52:48 Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready.

53:32 Adam It is Loveline. There we go. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Kari Wuhrer is our guest tonight. You know her from many, many, many movies, but Sliders and Remote Control and Anaconda and all that good stuff. Out of Sync is her latest project. That'll be on VH1 tomorrow night, Wednesday night, July 12th. She's doing a little doodling over there. Nine o'clock. So is that an hour or is that two hours?

54:08 Kari Wuhrer It's like an hour and a half.

54:11 Adam Oh, an hour and a half. So it'll be from nine till 1030.

54:16 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, probably about like that.

54:18 Adam There you go. Kari drew some, what did you draw there?

54:24 Kari Wuhrer Drew and I are making pictures and he drew a penis, so I drew a vagina.

54:28 Adam I see.

54:29 Kari Wuhrer Why not?

54:30 Adam What is that? What do you call that? Vagina? Vagina?

54:32 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, sure.

54:33 Adam Yeah, I've not heard of that.

54:34 Kari Wuhrer Vagina, vagina, vagina.

54:37 Adam How's the singing career going, by the way?

54:38 Kari Wuhrer It's going very well. I'm writing very, very good, dirty songs. Nobody wants to record them, but it's okay.

54:44 Adam Well, we heard the scrotum song.

54:45 Kari Wuhrer The scrotum song's good. I have a pussy song and a horror song.

54:49 Adam A horror song?

54:49 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, sure.

54:50 Adam How's the horror song go?

54:51 Kari Wuhrer You wanna hear it?

54:52 Adam Sure.

54:54 Caller I am a whore, whore, whore. I'll do you more, more, more down on the floor, floor, floor, cause I'm a whore. I'll suck your... I'll lick your butt, cause I'm a slut, you'll pay me more.

55:13 Kari Wuhrer I have a lot of free time on my hands and I make these kind of songs up and they're very un-lately-like and very bad, but I have a really good time.

55:21 You lick my butt.

55:22 Drew Kari, this is not much mean. You're the least bit discourageable.

55:25 Kari Wuhrer I know.

55:25 Drew You need medication.

55:26 Kari Wuhrer I'm sorry, I really do. And you know what? My life is so good and I'm having so much fun, and I'm sorry.

55:32 Adam Kari can be found at the Knott's Berry Farm at the Good Time Jamboree Theater this weekend.

55:39 Kari Wuhrer Under 12, admitted only with a parent.

55:41 Adam That's right, and a note from their doctor.

55:44 Caller I'm sorry. You asked!

55:45 Adam Kari, you're having a good time. I believe there's a downside somewhere.

55:49 Kari Wuhrer Of course there is. My bills.

55:52 Adam There's got to be some kind of swing, some sort of dark side, some sort of low that you hit.

55:56 Kari Wuhrer To my mood?

55:57 Adam Yes, yes.

55:58 Kari Wuhrer Not, well.

55:59 Adam Is that in the morning time? When does that hit?

56:02 Kari Wuhrer I get a little frantic and a little out of control when I think I'm going to be late.

56:07 Adam I see.

56:07 Kari Wuhrer Which is like tonight.

56:08 Adam Which doesn't seem to stop you.

56:09 Drew They've renamed PMS now, you know. It's called premenstrual dysphoric disorder.

56:13 Adam You're right.

56:14 Drew PMDD.

56:15 Adam Dysphoric?

56:15 Kari Wuhrer You know, you guys are such testosterone butt. Du-du-du-du-du-du! Testosterone! You like have capes on and you're wearing little booties.

56:24 Adam It's all good in here with that. I wrote a testosterone song. I have testosterone. I stay at home. I whack my bone.

56:33 Kari Wuhrer Don't pick up the phone!

56:35 Adam Don't pick up the phone. Kari called. I scratch my balls. And I take a nap. Yes, I do.

56:44 Kari Wuhrer Watch the game. Do it again.

56:46 Adam It's not this.

56:50 Kari Wuhrer I know that song, I think. I think I've heard it before. Just out of a different man.

56:55 Adam Unplug the phone with testosterone. I want no calls to hamper.

57:03 Kari Wuhrer Cause my clothes aren't in the hamper.

57:05 Adam That's right.

57:06 Caller They're on the floor.

57:08 Drew All right, all right, all right. Okay. Yes.

57:12 Caller We're crazy.

57:13 Kari Wuhrer High five.

57:13 Adam I'll tell you, we could sit up in the hill and compose.

57:17 Caller Totally.

57:17 Adam I'll get out to Cancio.

57:18 Caller We could compose.

57:20 Kari Wuhrer Suck on your toes.

57:23 Adam Wow. Something rhymes with blows. Beautiful.

57:27 Kari Wuhrer Nothing up our nose because that was in the 80s and now we're in Hades.

57:32 Adam Good ladies.

57:35 Kari Wuhrer In Hades, I was going to say.

57:36 Adam Oh, Hades. That's good. Too much AIDS floating around there. Kind of hurts the song a little bit.

57:42 Caller Melissa.

57:43 Caller Yes, I'm here.

57:44 Caller Sorry, Melissa.

57:45 Kari Wuhrer We're still a little insane.

57:47 Caller Okay. My problem is my mother, she met a guy on the...

57:50 Adam High five again. Yeah. Sorry.

57:52 Drew She met a guy.

57:53 Adam Yeah, yeah.

57:54 Caller Yeah. She met a guy on the internet and she only met him face to face twice and they dated via phone for about a year and then she let him move in with us and I have two younger siblings, one that has ADD, he was adopted and he's four years behind.

58:10 Drew Behind you or behind his peers?

58:12 Caller Behind his age. He's 13 and he's got like the age of a nine year old, the mentality of a nine year old.

58:18 Adam Well, it'll be good when he's 40, he'll be 36. You gotta look at it that way.

58:23 Caller Yeah. And I mean, my problem is that he's only been here since June 13th, my mother's boyfriend, and he's already flipped out twice, not violently, but he's just like, he got pissed off because at a gas station, you had to pump before you pay.

58:40 Drew And what'd he do?

58:40 Adam He had to pay before you pump, you man?

58:42 Caller Yeah. That's why he had to pay first. And he like yelled at the gas attendant, and my mom's like, calm down, it's not a big deal. He's like, no, this is, and he's sore. He's like, this is effing ridiculous.

58:52 Drew So he has trouble with sort of anger management, let's say.

58:54 Caller Right.

58:55 Adam He's not from LA either.

58:57 Caller He's from Milwaukee.

58:58 Adam Yeah, because here you have to not only pay first, but you have to give the guy a reach around before you can then pump your pants.

59:03 Drew Then he yells at you.

59:04 Adam Then he yells at you.

59:05 Caller Right. Yeah.

59:06 Kari Wuhrer And you smile gladly and move on and pay a lot of insurance.

59:09 Adam You swallow and move on. All right. So your mom is sort of scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Sounds like she's a little bit desperate. Where's biological dad?

59:20 Caller She's in the middle of a divorce with him right now. She's been married to him for-

59:23 Drew Is that your dad?

59:24 Caller 30 years. Yeah, my father.

59:26 Drew What's the problem with that relationship? What happened?

59:28 Caller With my father and my mother, my father's psycho.

59:30 Adam Father's a psycho?

59:31 Drew Surprise. Yeah.

59:32 Adam Your mother's found someone else to replace him.

59:34 Caller Another psycho.

59:35 Adam Right. Okay. Does he scare you? Do you think he might do anything to you?

59:39 Caller He has one leg, so I'm not too afraid of him.

59:43 Kari Wuhrer He can't run very fast.

59:44 Adam Worst case scenario, you kick him in the good knee and just haul ass down the hall?

59:49 Caller Yeah. I mean, and I live in my cellar, but I'm more so just afraid of-

59:52 Adam You live in your cellar?

59:53 Caller Yeah, I live in the cellar, but it's like-

59:54 Drew Just toss that out there like, yeah. All right.

59:56 Adam So you can always throw some canned fruit at him or something if he comes on to you?

1:00:00 Caller They're supposed to have the phone right by my bed so I can like that on my own one.

1:00:03 Drew All right. So you have a plan to protect yourself. That's good.

1:00:06 Adam All right. Hold on a second. Yeah. I mean, the good news about living in the cellar with a guy with just one leg, you hear him coming, but you know, ka-clunk, ka-clunk on the floor above you, and then when the door opens, it's going to take a little while to negotiate those cellar stairs. Ka-clunk, ka-clunk, ka-clunk. By then, you've dialed 911. Oh, this has to be such a tragedy for a girl, you know. It's like your screwed up mom gets on the internet, meets some sort of veteran with a psychological disorder, is walking around. Picture this guy with a parrot on his shoulder, by the way, and a hook for a hand. Right. And now I'm making a little pirate reference there, Drew.

1:00:44 Drew I understand, but.

1:00:45 Adam I said parrot. Okay. The point is.

1:00:47 Caller Valarum.

1:00:49 Adam Yo ho ho.

1:00:50 Drew But look, Melissa is what, 20?

1:00:52 Adam 19. Oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry. 20, yes.

1:00:55 Drew Time for her to get out of that house.

1:00:56 Adam Yes. Melissa.

1:00:57 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, definitely.

1:00:58 Adam Melissa, get out of there. Get a job. Get a roommate.

1:01:00 Kari Wuhrer You know what, Melissa? There's one thing I've learned, and I'm 33 years old, and this took me a really long time, and I'm really close to my family, is that, you know what? We're not responsible for our family. Our family is not the 100% make up of who we are, and you're not going to disappoint, and you're not going to be disappointed by if you choose to make the right decisions in your own life.

1:01:28 Caller I'd love to move out right now, but I just started college, and I don't want to throw up that idea.

1:01:33 Kari Wuhrer I'm not even talking about moving out.

1:01:35 Drew Not to move on campus.

1:01:36 Kari Wuhrer I'm not even talking about moving out, Dr. Drew. I'm just saying, like, as far as your mindset goes, you're not responsible for your mom's life and your mom's choices, and you're not responsible for your siblings, and you're only responsible for you and your young woman, and you need to, like, make sure that your life is set and right and that you know who you are. And if your value system says that that's not right, what's going on, it doesn't mean you have to fix it. It just means you have to recognize it, and that's good enough.

1:02:07 Adam All right, then, all very valid and a good point from Kari Wuhrer. But Melissa, first off, you're going to junior college, right?

1:02:15 Caller I'm going to a community college.

1:02:17 Adam Community college is junior college?

1:02:19 Caller Yeah, I got straight A's and I'm studying philosophy.

1:02:22 Adam Straight A's in what, junior college?

1:02:24 Caller Yeah.

1:02:25 Adam That's a D plus in your university.

1:02:27 Kari Wuhrer No, that's really, really excellent in your situation.

1:02:31 Adam It's the summertime. Why are you going to school now?

1:02:34 Caller Oh, I have the summer off.

1:02:37 Adam Okay, you just said you just started school.

1:02:39 Caller Yeah, last semester in January.

1:02:41 Adam Right, so you got the whole summer.

1:02:43 Caller Yes, and I work at an automotive store. I worked there for four years and I don't make much an hour. I don't have enough financially able to move out.

1:02:51 Adam I know, but listen to me. I moved out of the house when I was making $7 an hour.

1:02:57 Caller Okay.

1:02:57 Adam And what I did is I got a roommate and we moved into a one bedroom apartment. It was like $430 a month. And my $7 an hour full time was just about enough to cover rent and the gas and whatever. You can do it if you want to do it. And I strongly suggest you do. I really do. You're living in a basement. You have Captain Hook living upstairs.

1:03:18 Caller I was a morally justifiable thief like my younger brother, who like male role model is this guy who he doesn't even know.

1:03:26 Adam Well, you got to look out for yourself.

1:03:28 Kari Wuhrer You know what?

1:03:29 Adam You can't be responsible for him.

1:03:30 Kari Wuhrer Exactly. But what's going to make you feel a little bit better is knowing simply that the stronger you become, the better you are going to be as a role model and the better you're going to be as a sibling and or surrogate for your siblings.

1:03:46 Adam Very good point. Renee?

1:03:48 Caller I drink to that.

1:03:50 Adam You're 19. What's up?

1:03:51 Caller I have a question about oral sex.

1:03:53 Adam You've come to the right place.

1:03:56 Caller Whenever my boyfriend is going down on me, I always stop him and I really love the way it feels, but it just feels like too intense, like almost like I can't take any more of it.

1:04:08 Adam Yeah. He's got to shave.

1:04:09 Kari Wuhrer No, I understand that. That pleasure principle.

1:04:15 Adam I bet you've tweaked a few years in your life.

1:04:17 Caller Two.

1:04:18 Adam What's that?

1:04:18 Caller I've never had an orgasm yet, but I always feel like I'm right about to, but for some reason I just stop him. Like I feel too much.

1:04:26 Kari Wuhrer Yeah. I understand that fully. 100%. Sometimes, I don't know, Drew, maybe you want to go there first. But sometimes if you, and I can't even believe I'm saying this on the radio, but if you ask him to apply a little more pressure, sometimes that might become, it becomes a little more deeper and a little more tolerable, and then you get beyond that, and then you might be able to go there.

1:04:54 Drew A little more pressure.

1:04:56 Kari Wuhrer A little more pressure.

1:04:57 Drew For some of the oral sex is uncomfortable, it's sort of overstimulating.

1:05:00 Adam Yeah. Not with me. I don't do it well. Therefore, there's a nice balance there. Kari, enjoy the oral sex.

1:05:08 Kari Wuhrer Me?

1:05:09 Adam Yeah.

1:05:10 Kari Wuhrer Am I a caller?

1:05:11 Adam I'm going with you.

1:05:12 Kari Wuhrer I'm just telling the girl that sometimes a little pressure, a little extra pressure might get beyond that intolerable sensation of tickling, of pleasure, and it might go beyond that. It worked for me.

1:05:29 Adam I have a question for her, I guess. You're 33 years old. Wow, still well in your prime. Is there a difference between the way you are sexually now at 33 and the way you were at, let's say, 17, 18?

1:05:43 Caller Me?

1:05:45 Kari Wuhrer Is that a rhetorical question?

1:05:46 Caller I mean, yeah.

1:05:48 Adam I mean, are you sort of more receptive now at 33 than you were at 21, you think?

1:05:54 Caller Of course.

1:05:55 Adam Yeah, well, it's not a no-duh type of question. A lot of people don't know that.

1:05:59 Drew No, well, because guys are well down the chain.

1:06:02 Kari Wuhrer Well, for you, Adam, it's a no-duh type of question, because, I mean, yeah, every single day, as long as I'm open and available, it changes.

1:06:12 Adam I say, would I have to call you a publicist to find out about your availability or how's that work? All right, shut up, shut up. No, what I'm saying is, though, it's an important thing, and I don't think a lot of our male listeners know, and I don't think a lot of our female listeners know. We have a lot of female listeners that are, they call in, Karik, pay attention, please. I know you're drawing your Japanese pornography over there, but we have a lot of 17, 18, 19, even like 22, 23-year-old women call up. They say, I have sex with my boyfriend or my husband. It's not very satisfying. I'm not orgasming. I don't really enjoy it. What's wrong with me? And I tell them, well, you're 17. I'll bet you when you're 25 or 28 or 38, things are going to change for you.

1:06:51 Kari Wuhrer I'll tell you what made me change.

1:06:53 Adam What made you change?

1:06:53 Kari Wuhrer Yes, that does change, but it's not about your body growing. It's not about anything except understanding that the more honest you are with who you are, the more honest you are with the people that you're in a relationship with, the more relaxed you can be, and the less you lie about what you've done, who you are, what's going on, the more that you can just say, hey, look, I'm not this experienced or I'm less experienced or I'm more experienced. Whatever the honest factor is, the more that you can relax, the more you can breathe, and the more you can allow pleasure to be received. There's a very simple lineation between receiving and giving. A lot of people give, give, give, give, give, and everybody thinks they're really generous, but they can't receive. Well, it's the same thing. If you're giving and giving and giving and you can't receive, you're obviously giving for the wrong reasons. If you're receiving, receiving, receiving, receiving, and you can't give, you're giving for selfish, you're receiving for selfish reasons. It's the same thing. To be reciprocal means to be honest. And if you're with somebody that you really, really like and you're not honest and you're lying and you're swagging out and you're pretending to be something else, you're not going to be able to come, period, if you haven't before. It's all about being who you really are and being honest and saying, okay, I need this, I want this, I'm weak at this, I'm strong at this, and knowing who you are and what you want. And that's when you're going to be able to.

1:08:19 Drew Has there ever been a more resounding manifesto on the differences between men and women?

1:08:22 Kari Wuhrer You know what? It's not the differences, it's the sameness.

1:08:26 Adam But listen, Kari, so it's safe to say that at 33, you're much more receptive sexually than you were at 16 or 17.

1:08:33 Kari Wuhrer It's safe to say I'm much more giving and I'm much more receptive, sure.

1:08:36 Adam Right.

1:08:37 Kari Wuhrer And it's all a matter of time.

1:08:38 Adam And at 17, you probably didn't enjoy it like you enjoy it now.

1:08:41 Kari Wuhrer Oh, I enjoyed it, but for a very different reason. For then, it was control and power and-

1:08:48 Adam Would you say you enjoyed it more now than you did at 17?

1:08:52 Kari Wuhrer Yes and no.

1:08:54 Drew It was control and power. I mean, for a man at 17 versus now, what's the difference?

1:08:58 Adam The difference is now it's power and control.

1:08:59 Drew What's the difference? Man is not about power and control.

1:09:03 Adam No, man, it's about the physical sensation.

1:09:06 Drew It's about the release.

1:09:07 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, exactly.

1:09:08 Drew Right.

1:09:08 Kari Wuhrer Exactly. And for the woman, it's about being released to.

1:09:11 Adam Or on.

1:09:12 Kari Wuhrer Or on, or whatever.

1:09:13 Adam All right.

1:09:14 Kari Wuhrer Yep.

1:09:15 Adam Very much. I don't know what that question. Oh, yeah. So oral sex. Yeah. Is it find a partner, work it out and communicate.

1:09:22 Kari Wuhrer And be honest and ask for what you want and be honest with yourself about what you want. And that's way more easy sounding than it is. I understand it. But keep it in mind at least.

1:09:32 Drew Why are women still so hell bent on? Let's get another manifesto.

1:09:37 Kari Wuhrer Pick up a magazine, Drew.

1:09:38 Drew Why?

1:09:39 Kari Wuhrer Pick up a magazine and look at those women.

1:09:41 Drew Why do they read those magazines? Why do they read Cosmos? Ten Ways to Keep a Man. Ten Ways to Make a Man Happy.

1:09:46 Adam Because they're sitting in a beauty parlor all day with nothing to do.

1:09:48 Kari Wuhrer I'm just saying looking at the pictures.

1:09:50 Drew But why do women pick that load of crap up?

1:09:53 Kari Wuhrer Why do men watch sports with other guys patting each other on the ass? That's the only way they can release their homosexual tendencies.

1:10:00 Adam Drew, relax.

1:10:00 Kari Wuhrer Come on. It's all the same. We are the same. We're just manifest in different ways. Asking the question why is going back to the beginning of time. It's pointless.

1:10:11 Adam All right. Tyler.

1:10:13 Hello.

1:10:13 Adam You're 15. What's up?

1:10:15 Caller Yeah. Kari. Yeah. I have a question for you actually. I think two. I was wondering about sliders. When you're doing that, do you still keep in contact with the cast?

1:10:28 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, sure.

1:10:28 Adam No.

1:10:29 Kari Wuhrer No, sure I do. Every once in a while, we talk to each other and we see each other. Yeah.

1:10:33 Adam They run into each other on audition once in a while. I know how this business works.

1:10:38 Kari Wuhrer You know what? That is the way the business works. But we do talk to each other from time to time. Actually, Ken Ober even called me yesterday.

1:10:45 Adam Well, he's looking for a job. All right.

1:10:48 Kari Wuhrer So yeah, what else? Yeah, we talk to each other. We see each other. I think Jerry O'Connell is amazing. And I think Clavon Derricks is absolutely doubly amazing.

1:10:56 Adam So question number two, Tyler.

1:10:59 Caller My other question was, did you have any input on the development of your role as Maggie? Yeah.

1:11:06 Kari Wuhrer Well, as an actress, I think if you don't have input, then you're an idiot. But I think they hired me without even auditioning me for that role. So I think that was a really interesting bout of blind faith who would hire Kari Wuhrer as a military marine fighter pilot back then. So it's pretty amazing.

1:11:25 Caller But I thought you were very good that you hooked me in that series. Thanks. I just loved it. Thank you.

1:11:33 Kari Wuhrer I appreciate that. And also I think that that kind of changed my life a lot.

1:11:39 Adam The gliders did?

1:11:40 Kari Wuhrer Well, no. Just the understanding that I can be something else other than the chick with boobs and hair.

1:11:47 Adam Oh, really?

1:11:47 Caller Yeah, sure.

1:11:48 Kari Wuhrer So it was pretty cool. Thank you very much.

1:11:51 Adam Thanks, Tyler. Tracy?

1:11:53 Yes.

1:11:54 Adam You're 23?

1:11:55 Caller Yes.

1:11:55 Adam What's up?

1:11:57 Caller I want to know what premenstrual dysphoric disorder is, and how do you know when you have symptoms?

1:12:06 Drew If you get depressed or irritable or anxious.

1:12:07 Adam Drew, what's the premenstrual dysphoric?

1:12:10 Drew It's PMS basically. It's just a new.

1:12:12 Caller Does it cause night sweats?

1:12:14 Adam Is dysphoric the opposite of euphoric?

1:12:16 Drew Yes.

1:12:17 Adam So you're horribly depressed?

1:12:19 Caller Yeah. No, I'm not depressed. It's about maybe 10 days before my period. I get really bad headaches and I can't sleep and I...

1:12:33 Drew You may have a component of this, Tracy, but it sounds like you have some other stuff going on too.

1:12:36 Adam Yeah, like Marilyn Monroe syndrome. What's up? You ever get molested?

1:12:41 Caller No.

1:12:41 Adam What's up with your voice?

1:12:44 Caller I just got over bronchitis.

1:12:46 Adam Okay. You have a man?

1:12:48 Caller A man? No.

1:12:50 Adam What's up?

1:12:51 Caller I was wondering what would cause night sweats?

1:12:56 Kari Wuhrer Alcohol.

1:12:57 Drew Yeah, the potential causes of night sweats are quite, quite lengthy. You worry about tuberculosis, tumors, Hodgkin's disease, lymphoma.

1:13:05 Caller I went to the doctor for the bronchitis already.

1:13:09 Kari Wuhrer Are you a big drinker?

1:13:10 Caller No, I don't drink.

1:13:11 Drew You want to gamble?

1:13:12 Adam Hey, Tracy. What's up? Are you supposed to be on medication?

1:13:18 Caller No, not that I know of.

1:13:19 Adam What do you do for a living?

1:13:21 Caller I'm a dental assistant.

1:13:23 Adam I see.

1:13:23 Kari Wuhrer Do you have dreams that are connected to these night sweats?

1:13:28 Caller I don't know. I wake up about eight times a night. I have to change my clothes.

1:13:33 Drew You've got to keep going back to the doctor. That is a medical problem, so it will prove otherwise. Deep-seated infection or tumor.

1:13:39 Adam Hey, Tracy, got anything up? You love your dad? Anything weird happened to you?

1:13:43 Caller Yes, I love my dad.

1:13:45 Adam Yeah? Never raped?

1:13:46 Caller No.

1:13:48 Adam Or alcohol.

1:13:49 Caller No, I don't drink.

1:13:49 Adam The night is still young, though. All right. Hey, Tracy.

1:13:52 Caller Yeah.

1:13:52 Adam Don't sleep in your clothes if you have to keep getting up and changing them, all right?

1:13:55 Kari Wuhrer Or you know what else? Make sure you drink so much water. I mean, sometimes dehydration associated with whatever else could be like a thing and just drink a lot of water and see what happens after that, right, Drew?

1:14:10 Adam Kari, you'll tilt a few on occasion, right?

1:14:13 Kari Wuhrer I have. I've been known to, sure.

1:14:15 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:14:16 Kari Wuhrer Absolutely.

1:14:17 Adam What kind of wine you like?

1:14:19 Kari Wuhrer Very expensive wine.

1:14:20 Adam Oh, yeah?

1:14:20 Kari Wuhrer What kind of wine do you like to buy?

1:14:23 Adam It depends what I get for my wine. You know what I'm saying?

1:14:28 Kari Wuhrer Shut up. What kind of example are you? Click the button.

1:14:32 Adam Jasper?

1:14:33 Yes.

1:14:34 Adam You're 25?

1:14:35 Caller Yes. I was just basically called to kiss Kari's ass.

1:14:37 Caller Okay.

1:14:38 Kari Wuhrer I'm ready.

1:14:39 Caller How are you?

1:14:40 Kari Wuhrer I'm good.

1:14:40 Caller How are you?

1:14:41 Caller I've been a fan since, like, remote control, since I was in, like, junior high.

1:14:45 Caller You rock.

1:14:46 Kari Wuhrer You're a smart guy, right? You're, like, really, really smart, aren't you?

1:14:49 Caller Yeah.

1:14:49 Caller Yeah, I thought so.

1:14:50 Caller I watched all those bad shows, the swamp thing.

1:14:55 Caller Cool.

1:14:55 Caller Just because you were in, I couldn't name a plot.

1:14:58 Caller Me either.

1:14:58 Adam Jasper, let's see if you agree with me as to why Kari is hot. All right. Here's my.

1:15:04 Caller Okay. Tell me why.

1:15:07 Adam You tell me why. I think she's hot because.

1:15:11 Caller Because she's a party girl.

1:15:14 Adam Let's do a little Loveline recreation. I think Kari is hot because. And now a listener jumps in and yells.

1:15:22 Drew I think so, yeah.

1:15:25 Adam How does that work? You know what I mean? I mean, what is this? Jerry Springer? Are we on the floor of the stock exchange? How? Why is it that I can't spit out why I think Kari is hot? And Anne prefaced it with, I'll tell you why I think Kari is hot. Then you tell me why you think Kari is hot. Tell me if you agree with this. I think Kari is hot because she's a party girl.

1:15:48 Drew Well, the impulse is I want to see if I'm going to say the same thing you're going to say.

1:15:51 Adam I know, but that's not what I was going to say.

1:15:54 Caller What are you going to say?

1:15:55 Drew Took a risk.

1:15:56 Caller No.

1:15:57 Adam I was going to say.

1:15:58 Kari Wuhrer My ego is pumping right now like the telltale heart.

1:16:05 Adam The reason underneath the floorboards, the reason Kari is hot is, and I think guys are very interested in Kari is because she's physical. She's physically very beautiful, but she has this sort of tomboy fun wild side to her. And I think she's kind of accessible. And I think guys think she might like them even though she doesn't like them. So there's hot chicks that you know they're in a snowball's chance in hell you're getting. And then there's hot chicks that you don't have a snowball's chance in getting but you don't know it. That's Kari. Kari's hot and you think you might get her. That's what it is.

1:16:48 Caller All right. All right.

1:16:49 Adam Hey Jasper. All right. I'm going to punish you now by hanging up on you. All right. Oh come on. All right. Take it. Listen you got to learn some manners. You had to jump in right there. I'll just put you on hold for a while. That's all. Matt.

1:17:03 Drew We're going to break.

1:17:04 Adam You want to go to break? All right. Hold on a second. Matt.

1:17:07 Caller Yeah.

1:17:07 Adam Your girlfriend has herpes. You want to know how to make sure you don't get it.

1:17:12 Caller Yeah.

1:17:12 Adam All right. We'll tell you how not to get that after this.

1:17:17 1-800-LOVE. 1-9-1. Back in a minute.

1:17:52 Adam It is Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Thursday night, Everclear will be in here. I saw Art and the boys performing on The Tonight Show last night when I got home, and sounded great. Looked good. And I think we got invited to his wedding too.

1:18:14 Drew Yeah, what are we gonna do about that?

1:18:15 Adam When is that?

1:18:17 Drew It's sitting on my, like, in August, something? Yeah.

1:18:20 Adam We'll talk to her about that. All right. Kari Wuhrer is our guest tonight. Out of Sync is the name of her project, VH1, coming out tomorrow night. That is Wednesday night, the 12th, nine o'clock. So check that out and see Kari shine.

1:18:36 Caller Very funny movie, by the way.

1:18:38 Kari Wuhrer It's very funny.

1:18:39 Adam The commercials, the commercials looked funny.

1:18:42 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, I mean, it wasn't really supposed to be a comedy, but then we all got together and read the script around the table. It was really funny. So we decided, hey, let's just go for it. And we changed some of the lines and made it funny.

1:18:53 Adam Matt?

1:18:54 Caller Yeah.

1:18:54 Adam You're 25?

1:18:56 Drew Yes, I is.

1:18:56 Adam So your girlfriend has the hampies. And you want to make sure you don't get it.

1:19:00 Caller Right.

1:19:01 Adam All right.

1:19:02 Drew Last time she had an outbreak. How long ago has it been since she had an outbreak?

1:19:06 Oh, I don't know. The last time she had it, I don't ask.

1:19:09 Adam But she told you she had it?

1:19:11 Yeah.

1:19:12 Adam You ever seen anything on her?

1:19:13 What?

1:19:14 Adam Have you seen anything on her? No.

1:19:18 Caller How long has she been your girlfriend?

1:19:20 Adam I've been dating her. Okay. Hold on. Kari, stop doodling. Because Anderson turns your mic down because we can hear you doodling.

1:19:27 Caller Sorry about that.

1:19:28 Kari Wuhrer How long has she been your girlfriend?

1:19:29 Adam About a year.

1:19:30 Caller A year.

1:19:31 Adam I see.

1:19:32 Kari Wuhrer So you never really talk about the H?

1:19:35 Adam No. Well, are you guys having sex? Yeah. Okay. Unprotected?

1:19:39 Drew No. Using unprotected.

1:19:41 Adam All right. Matt, I'm going to speak on this because Drew will tell you what he knows, but that will be of no use to you. Okay. Understand? Because Drew is going to say either wear a condom for the rest of your relationship or don't wear a condom and get married. Right. Now, I know neither one of those is a viable option to you right now.

1:19:57 Drew He's managed to wear a condom and not contracted.

1:20:00 Adam I know. He does not want to wear a condom. No, I won't wear a condom. I don't mind that. For your whole your whole relationship. I don't mind.

1:20:07 Kari Wuhrer Some people actually can.

1:20:08 Adam Well, then wear the condom and you'll be fine.

1:20:11 Kari Wuhrer Drew, correct me if I'm wrong, but some people can actually keep the herpes virus dormant for a long time without actually having an outbreak.

1:20:19 Drew Well, it's more that people probably miss the initial outbreak and then really don't know they have it and not really see or notice anything subsequently.

1:20:27 Adam Right.

1:20:28 Kari Wuhrer So what does that mean?

1:20:30 Drew Most people have it, don't know they have it.

1:20:31 Adam It means if someone's seriously dialed into them, here's what happens.

1:20:35 Drew I'm going to be examining Adam's penis next week.

1:20:37 Adam They don't.

1:20:38 Drew We might find herpes.

1:20:39 Adam You never know. You may find the castaways from Gilgamesh Island.

1:20:43 Kari Wuhrer But isn't it true, no, just correct me from wrong, but isn't it true that you can have outbreaks and know you have it and dah, dah, dah, dah, and not have an outbreak for a really long time.

1:20:52 Drew Not have one for a really long time.

1:20:53 Kari Wuhrer A really long time and have sex and dah, dah, dah, and not really pass it along or maybe pass it along not knowing it.

1:20:58 Drew Yes, all true.

1:20:59 Kari Wuhrer All true.

1:21:00 Adam It's not an exact science and Drew doesn't have any good answers, but here seems to be the answer to the best of my knowledge. If you're dormant and you have sex unprotected, you'll probably be fine. The problem is, is you may be on the brink of an outbreak and have sex and not know you're on the brink of an outbreak.

1:21:21 Drew And I have many cases that people, by being exposed to somebody without the virus, sort of causes a flair.

1:21:29 Adam Right.

1:21:29 Caller I'm sorry, what was that again?

1:21:31 Adam The irritation sort of, as if it was a snow globe that stirred things up.

1:21:35 Drew Yeah, is it the virus seeing new territory or something that starts proliferating and gives the person an outbreak and the new person an outbreak.

1:21:42 Kari Wuhrer Basically, if you're with this woman for a year and you've had unprotected sex for a year, No. Chances are, you...

1:21:47 Adam He has protected sex.

1:21:48 Kari Wuhrer You've had protected sex.

1:21:49 Adam And he wants to continue having protected sex, and then fine.

1:21:52 Kari Wuhrer So chances are, if you've had unprotected sex for a year with somebody, you're going to have it or get it soon. If you've had protected sex, the chances are you may get it, you could get it, but less, less, less likely.

1:22:05 Drew Yes. Yes.

1:22:06 Kari Wuhrer So your best bet with this woman is either to A, decide that you're going to continue with the condom and hope for the best, or B, if you're going to be with her for a long period of time and you love her, continue with the condom or whatever, but resign yourself to the fact that you're going to get it and take action otherwise. Right?

1:22:23 Drew All right.

1:22:24 Adam Shay?

1:22:25 Kari Wuhrer Hello?

1:22:26 Adam You're 19. What's up?

1:22:27 Caller Shayne.

1:22:29 Adam Right. I said Shayne.

1:22:31 Caller Yeah. I'm sorry. It's Shayne.

1:22:32 Adam Shayne?

1:22:33 Caller Yeah. S-H-A-N-E.

1:22:34 Adam Oh. Isn't it funny? He says Shayne. He sort of pronounces it like Shay. Yeah. I think that's why Daniel wrote Shay on there. All right. So anyway, Shayne.

1:22:47 Caller Yeah. I find myself a lot more attracted to girls who happen to be in relationships, as opposed to ones who are not, and I find that troubling.

1:22:59 Drew Why?

1:23:00 Caller I mean, I don't act on it, but-

1:23:02 Drew What is it about that makes it troubling?

1:23:05 Caller I think it's like the unavailability.

1:23:07 Drew Right.

1:23:07 Caller Because, I mean, I'll be talking to my friend and stuff, and they'll tell me a girl is all coming on to me and stuff, and I won't even notice it because she's free. All my attention will be on the chick who's sitting with her boyfriend.

1:23:22 Drew But it's a convenient way to stay in a state of longing and never actually having a relationship, isn't it?

1:23:27 Caller I don't know.

1:23:28 Caller Well, that's a lovely place, that state of longing.

1:23:32 Kari Wuhrer I mean, no, for real, like just purely emotionally, that emotional feeling of longing is desire.

1:23:39 Adam Torture.

1:23:40 Kari Wuhrer You think so?

1:23:40 Adam But it's like being hungry and never eating. It's nice when you're hungry and you're driving to the steakhouse, but it's not when you're just sitting out in the desert.

1:23:49 Kari Wuhrer That was a self-diagnosis, wasn't it?

1:23:53 Adam Carthartic, that's what we call her.

1:23:56 Kari Wuhrer Sorry, Shane.

1:23:57 Adam All right, Shane, let's...

1:23:59 Drew Have a real relationship, Shane.

1:24:01 Kari Wuhrer You know what, to be uncommitted, to be someone who doesn't want to be with somebody is available, is somebody who is a coward, I think. And that's normal, we all are in this extent. We all fear intimacy, but to face that and to deal with that and just to give it a shot, even if you get hurt, it's beautiful.

1:24:19 Drew It's also another case in point of not wanting to be a member of a club that would have him as a member.

1:24:24 Kari Wuhrer Exactly.

1:24:24 Adam Hey, but Shane, you're 19 and this is going to work its way out.

1:24:28 Drew All right.

1:24:29 Adam Just hold your nose and jump in.

1:24:30 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, risk getting her, risk it.

1:24:32 Adam Right. It'll get easier about the 15th time. Christina?

1:24:37 Caller Yeah.

1:24:38 Adam You're 15? What's up?

1:24:40 Caller Well, my mom doesn't like my boyfriend.

1:24:44 Adam Kari's really falling in love with me. Do you feel that, Drew?

1:24:47 Drew I think she was in love with you when she arrived. It's kind of waxed away.

1:24:50 Adam No. She's falling in love with me all over again.

1:24:53 Kari Wuhrer Why?

1:24:54 Drew Yeah, because she fell out about 20 minutes ago.

1:24:55 Adam No, no, no, no. I mean, she was in love with me some years back.

1:24:58 Kari Wuhrer It's that whole scenario of the guy who is not the nice guy, the guy who doesn't really want you, but pretends to. Yeah, that whole thing.

1:25:07 Drew What most of the ladies that are attracted to you don't know is that you're the boring guy.

1:25:11 Adam Kari, and I could probably see your house from my house. I really could. Yeah. Yeah, we got to work that out.

1:25:18 Caller Yeah, we got to try.

1:25:19 Kari Wuhrer Get rid of that telescope and then we'll be fine.

1:25:21 Adam You know how I could get to your house, seriously? And it's something that's not being used here, something's missing from television. I string a cable and I come down on a pulley system with a rope tying tied around. I literally could go from my balcony in my bedroom into your house.

1:25:38 Kari Wuhrer Is that you that keeps sitting off my alarm?

1:25:40 Adam Yeah, I have to hold my feet up and slide down on a cable.

1:25:44 Kari Wuhrer Is that you that keeps fighting me and then I say Kato, stop?

1:25:48 Adam Yes. Somewhere in the 70s, early 70s, late 60s, someone decided that was a viable form of transportation, the pulling cable. Not as popular as it was back then. All right, Christina.

1:26:02 Caller Well, I want to know how I can get my mom to like him. He's hit me before.

1:26:06 Adam Your boyfriend?

1:26:07 Caller He's hit you.

1:26:08 Drew Well, there's a good reason.

1:26:08 Adam Well, he probably had it coming.

1:26:10 Drew Doesn't like him.

1:26:10 Kari Wuhrer If your mom is any decent mom, I don't think that's going to happen.

1:26:13 Adam How old is your boyfriend?

1:26:15 Caller 18.

1:26:16 Drew Of course, she picked a dad like this one's boyfriend.

1:26:20 Adam 18.

1:26:21 Caller She used to like him when she was dating his brother.

1:26:25 Adam His brother.

1:26:26 Caller Oh, okay. He hit me so she doesn't like him anymore.

1:26:30 Adam Why did he hit you?

1:26:31 Caller I don't know. We were fighting.

1:26:33 Kari Wuhrer Did you hit him first?

1:26:35 Caller No.

1:26:36 Kari Wuhrer That's an excuse. I'm just asking.

1:26:37 Adam How did he hit you?

1:26:38 Caller He just punched me in my stomach, but he never hit me after that.

1:26:43 Adam Well, he probably came with a big left hook after the cross to the mid section, but you doubled over. He swung over your head and you were already down on the canvas by then. That's how most guys do it. So he punched you in the stomach. Who says chivalry is dead, by the way? He's 18 years old.

1:27:03 Drew 15 year old.

1:27:04 Adam You're 15. You're in the 10th grade. He, if he had graduated from high school, he would have done that last year. And your mom is dating his older brother, I hope?

1:27:16 Caller He was.

1:27:16 Kari Wuhrer You know what, honey? You could sue them all and make a ton of money, be really, really rich.

1:27:20 Adam No, you couldn't because this guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.

1:27:23 Caller He doesn't think I'm still dating him, but I am.

1:27:26 Drew He doesn't think so.

1:27:27 Caller He doesn't think I'm still dating him.

1:27:28 Adam Oh, your mom does it. I see. All right. Well, how about you break up with the guy? What's he do? Does he have a tattoo on his neck?

1:27:36 Caller No.

1:27:36 Adam What does he do for a living?

1:27:38 Caller What does he do? He's finishing school.

1:27:41 Adam What school?

1:27:41 Drew Be willed. What does he do?

1:27:44 Adam What school is he finishing?

1:27:45 Kari Wuhrer What does he do for you?

1:27:46 Adam Bartending school? What school?

1:27:49 Caller I don't know. He's starting some college and finishing it, like one-year college something.

1:27:54 Adam One-year college? Yeah. Learn how to be a pipe fitter, learn how to weld.

1:27:59 Kari Wuhrer Wait, hold up. What do you do?

1:28:01 Adam What do I do?

1:28:02 Kari Wuhrer Yeah. What do you do? What do you like to do outside of the normal life? What interests you? What are you all about?

1:28:11 Caller What am I all about?

1:28:12 Adam Okay. I've had an ass full of her in a repetition. What does he do? What does he do? What am I all about? What am I all about? I don't care what you're all about. I really don't. This guy's 18. He's a criminal. He's dangerous. He punched you in the stomach. He punched you in the front. Absolutely.

1:28:28 Kari Wuhrer But my point with her was just, you know what, she's not, as any woman in an abusive relationship has a hard time leaving, she's going to have a hard time leaving too because she's young. So my point was, what does she do? What's she interested in? What's going on with her that she can focus on to get away?

1:28:45 Adam All right. I'm going to guess it's the application of eyeliner. That would be her number one hobby. Christina, what is it that you like to do?

1:28:55 Caller Well, I like to party.

1:28:58 Adam Okay. All right. Well, that's good. Then you party.

1:29:00 Caller Yeah.

1:29:01 Adam And that should be fine then. Oh, boy. That's fine. Okay. Listen. Christina? Yeah. Don't get pregnant. Do you hear me? You're going to get pregnant in the next six to eight months. Don't do it. Don't have a kid. Don't drop out of school. Don't marry an abusive guy. Don't do what your stupid mom does. Yeah. You understand me? Don't turn out like your mom. That's your number one job.

1:29:24 Drew You picked another dad here.

1:29:26 Adam Yeah.

1:29:26 Drew This guy is exactly like your dad. You're 15. Be independent. Be a separate person. Make it out of this mess and go ahead and have a real relationship. Don't keep acting out the traumas of your childhood.

1:29:38 Adam I have to speak from my own experience for just one second here. I sized my parents up when I was about 10, realized they're both colossal losers and made it a point not to turn out anything like them. You know what my dad's hobbies are? Reading and walking. He doesn't like cars, he doesn't like wood, he doesn't like boxing, he doesn't like sports, he doesn't like anything.

1:29:59 Kari Wuhrer That's damn better than sitting and watching TV. Come on. Reading and walking as opposed to watching TV and sitting, that's damn good.

1:30:07 Adam Don't defend my father. How dare you defend my father.

1:30:10 Kari Wuhrer I'm just talking about my father for a second.

1:30:12 Adam I like the opposite of everything my dad likes. I stand for everything he doesn't stand for. And when it comes to my mom, the exact opposite as well.

1:30:20 Kari Wuhrer You're old enough to stand for something.

1:30:21 Adam I knew it when I was 12. I looked at those two poor sacks and said, there's no way I'm going to turn out anything like this.

1:30:26 Kari Wuhrer And I did the same.

1:30:27 Adam And when it comes to attraction, I took a look at my mom and went, I want to find exactly the opposite woman. That's my plan.

1:30:35 Kari Wuhrer And so did I with my dad.

1:30:36 Adam That's what all of you young bitches should be doing right now.

1:30:39 Kari Wuhrer However, the husband that I married was exactly the opposite from my dad. And then little by little realized he was exactly the same.

1:30:47 Drew Magic.

1:30:47 Caller Period.

1:30:48 Kari Wuhrer And there you have it.

1:30:49 Caller Poof.

1:30:49 Kari Wuhrer Abracadabra.

1:30:50 Adam That's right. Well, the point is. What is the point? Here's my point.

1:30:54 Drew Kari, therapy, therapy, therapy, therapy.

1:30:57 Kari Wuhrer No, you know what?

1:30:58 Caller I'm better now.

1:30:59 Kari Wuhrer But this is like ten years ago.

1:31:00 Adam You're better now.

1:31:01 Kari Wuhrer I swear.

1:31:02 Adam You're not better now. He's just worse. Now listen.

1:31:05 Kari Wuhrer God, I'm so revealing.

1:31:07 Adam I want the young Christina's of the world.

1:31:09 Drew Not to get pregnant.

1:31:10 Adam Listen, your dad was abusive. Your dad treated your mom like she was trash. Your mom is acting out.

1:31:17 Drew I'm like her mom, Christina.

1:31:19 Adam Look at that and say, I don't want to be that way. You see her horrible life. Why emulate it? Look at it. Be conscious. Look at mom's life. Look at that. Look at the kind of guy dad is. And don't do it.

1:31:31 Kari Wuhrer And realize this. And realize this one less thing quickly. You have a choice, okay? Your emotions are not the guiding force of your ship. Not only. You also have a brain. And sometimes we can make choices that are against our emotions and are more towards what our head says. Just even maybe if it's an experiment. And lo and behold, you might find that that experiment works out. That you choose something that is for your head and what your head thinks is right against your emotions. And your emotions might follow suit. And it might be an amazing, amazing thing.

1:32:07 Adam You and I get together. We get married. And we come out with a series of cassettes. On relationships and living. Ba ba ba ba ba. Learning to love again.

1:32:17 Kari Wuhrer I think you've already done that. And I think I want to be in a different profession.

1:32:21 Drew We'll call it Real Biscaglia Lives.

1:32:23 Adam Thank you. Yes, that's right.

1:32:24 Kari Wuhrer I think we should open a really cute restaurant in Little Italy.

1:32:27 Adam You see what she's doing in my arm? All right.

1:32:29 Drew I'm leaving.

1:32:29 Adam We'll be back after this. I was talking to Drew, you know, Kari Wuhrer is our guest tonight, by the way. When I did Killborn, I think it was, well, Drew doesn't believe me, but I did Killborn like a week and a half ago.

1:33:14 Drew You left such a, Adam left this just, this stellar sort of shining.

1:33:19 Adam Oh, shut up.

1:33:20 Drew Wake in his, in his.

1:33:21 Adam The point is, is that it was another stellar. What, did he use the shower? Another stellar performance.

1:33:25 Drew No, they forgot that he'd been on the show. I was on it three days later, and they did not mention him.

1:33:29 Adam Okay, they were still, they were still reeling from my performance. The point is, is one of the things I talked about was the sag after whatever strike.

1:33:37 Kari Wuhrer They can't stand honesty in this town, huh?

1:33:39 Adam No, they can't. The commercial, the people on strike here, because here's the deal, if they're going to leave the house, they want to make 40 grand is basically the deal. And here's all I said. Here's the way commercials work, kiddies. They pay you and then they keep paying you each time the thing airs. And I basically said, and they're on strike because they're scared that's going to be eliminated. And my thing, my angle on the whole thing was, is what other job keeps paying you? I mean, when I was a carpenter, if I built a deck for somebody, they didn't pay me every year, they had a barbecue on it. Yeah, but you know, as devil's advocate. Decide what it's worth, decide what you're worth, and then get that money for building services rendered.

1:34:22 Kari Wuhrer But your career changes from six months to six month period, does it not? You might have this gig now, and then you might have something else later that elevates you to a different place.

1:34:31 Drew Something worthwhile, right?

1:34:32 Kari Wuhrer No, or that doesn't, but it's going to change, and that changing, it's almost like an inflation in this business. And if you're doing a commercial and you're advertising something, it's, your status might elevate, your worth as a commodity might change. And I know it sounds really-

1:34:49 Drew Yeah, but that's the risk the buyer makes when he buys you. Who cares?

1:34:51 Kari Wuhrer No, I'm not saying risk, it's the risk you make.

1:34:54 Adam You may get popped for crack the next day too. And they may be s out of luck.

1:34:59 Kari Wuhrer But also the point is, is that these people that are paying you to do body to blood, to represent their company, could change their company at any time without you knowing what's going on. And therefore, their whole position could change. All of a sudden, they might become like some-

1:35:15 Adam Shut cars, Mike. Just go to the stage.

1:35:16 Caller Hold up for a second.

1:35:17 Kari Wuhrer They might take a position. Like for example, Liz Claiborne was sponsoring the KKK. And if you're a Liz Claiborne personality, they could run your commercial forever and not pay you and blah-blah-blah. All of a sudden, they're in the KKK and you're like, wait a minute, I don't support the KKK, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. It's like, what is that all about? You have to know what you're standing up for. And as an actor, it's one thing to take a position in a role, in a character, in a movie, but it's another thing to represent a whole company.

1:35:41 Adam Hold on. You just do coke in the bathroom during the commercial or what the hell is going on here?

1:35:45 Kari Wuhrer You know what I'm saying.

1:35:46 Adam I really wish I did. In a way, I'm glad I don't, because then that'd make me as insane as you are. Now listen to me. You go out, you do your job, you work a day, they pay you a few grand.

1:35:57 Kari Wuhrer Oh, any drug reference to me really kills me, Drew.

1:36:00 Adam You eat until your head explodes and then you go home. They don't have to pay you every time they run a commercial. And here, furthermore, if you don't like it, good. Go back to waiting. Be a waiter.

1:36:09 Kari Wuhrer Well, hold up, actor dude. No, you're an actor too. You've done commercials, you big, bigger poofter.

1:36:15 Adam That's right. I got paid once.

1:36:17 Kari Wuhrer Yeah, you get paid once, but every time your thing runs, it's like you're working again. You're working again. There used to be live television, live theater.

1:36:22 Adam Why are you working again? Listen.

1:36:24 Kari Wuhrer You're representing a company that you don't know could do anything against your morality.

1:36:29 Adam Listen, you fix a guy's transmission. Every time he starts the car and goes to work, yes, you're somewhat responsible for him getting to work. You fix his transmission, but you decided how much it was worth in advance.

1:36:39 Kari Wuhrer Adam, are you an idiot or do you want to make money?

1:36:41 Adam I don't care. These actors are such wounded pussies. They drive me nuts. They wrote me a bunch of letters.

1:36:46 Drew Jimmy is 17, Jimmy. Jimmy, yeah, what's going on?

1:36:50 Caller Hey, Adam.

1:36:52 Adam Yes.

1:36:52 Caller Badass.

1:36:53 Adam What's that?

1:36:54 Caller You are a badass. I love the man show.

1:36:56 Drew Jimmy, what's going on? What's up?

1:36:58 Adam Thank you.

1:36:58 Drew Jimmy is 17.

1:36:59 Adam Yes.

1:36:59 Caller All right. My girlfriend is having threesomes with me and sometimes her friends, and I want to know how to stop this.

1:37:07 Kari Wuhrer Do you want to stop it with you?

1:37:08 Caller I want to stop it.

1:37:09 Drew What's happening? She's sort of more into the girls than you?

1:37:14 Caller No, it's just her friends will call me up and she'll spend the night and she'll start fooling around with her friends.

1:37:19 Drew But that's the point, is that she's really getting more into her girlfriends than you, and that's beginning to feel a little funny to you, huh?

1:37:26 Caller Well, no.

1:37:27 Adam No, no. I mean, yeah.

1:37:29 Caller We'll be having sex, and she just loves having sex with me and her. Right.

1:37:34 Drew And what bothers you is that she likes having it with her.

1:37:38 Caller Well, yeah, that and, you know, I just, we've been together for like six months, and I want to move forward.

1:37:43 Adam All right. And she can't, she screwed up in chaotic.

1:37:45 Kari Wuhrer Sounds like you're bragging to me.

1:37:46 Adam No, no.

1:37:47 Drew She's a mess.

1:37:47 Adam She's a mess.

1:37:48 Caller Church girl.

1:37:50 Adam Yeah. Jimmy, Jimmy, listen, someone molested her, she's effed up, you can't deal with her.

1:37:55 Drew Either that or she's a lesbian, and she can't deal with that.

1:37:57 Adam How old is she?

1:37:58 Caller There's, no, she's not been molested.

1:38:00 Adam How old is she?

1:38:02 Caller She's 17, too.

1:38:03 Adam All right. She's a chaotic mess. This is not going to work. I guarantee it. You're in over your head.

1:38:07 Drew I agree.

1:38:08 Adam You're not going to change her.

1:38:09 Caller Like this Christian girl, there's no way.

1:38:11 Drew Jimmy, why is she having threesomes then?

1:38:13 Kari Wuhrer I don't know. Maybe she's really confused about her sexuality. I think at that age, a lot of people try to experiment because they think they may be confused, so you never know.

1:38:22 Adam Listen.

1:38:22 Drew There's a reason people are confused.

1:38:23 Adam Talk to her. Tell her that's not the direction you want to see the relationship go in, and then sit back and watch her freak out because she will sabotage. She's chaotic and you're 17 and you don't know it and you can't handle it yet.

1:38:36 Kari Wuhrer There's two reasons women do it. One, they're a mess. Two, they want to impress. If you say no and she's like, oh my god, thank god and relieved, then she's cool. If she's like angry about it, then she's a mess.

1:38:48 Adam That's right.

1:38:48 Kari Wuhrer Period.

1:38:49 Adam That's right. I say if she says no, release the hoe. If she says yes, wipe yourself in her dress. That's my grandfather.

1:38:59 Drew Let's go to break over goulash.

1:39:00 Adam Hey, hey, hey.

1:39:01 Caller You're such a poor freak.

1:39:02 Adam Easy, baby. I just made that up.

1:39:05 Caller That's a pretty good poem.

1:39:06 Adam Yeah. Thank you very much. We'll sing the scrotum song when we come back.

1:39:12 Hello? Is this Loveline? Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

1:39:55 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Well, there you go. Another fabulous show. Right in the ground.

1:40:00 Kari Wuhrer Is that it?

1:40:01 Adam Kari Wuhrer. That's right. Go see Out of Sink. That is tomorrow night, VH1.

1:40:07 Kari Wuhrer Nine o'clock.

1:40:08 Adam That's right.

1:40:08 Kari Wuhrer Eight Central.

1:40:09 Adam That's right. Tomorrow night would be Wednesday night if you're listening to the show on a one-day delay, that would be tonight.

1:40:15 Kari Wuhrer Or if you're listening to it tomorrow, you missed it and catch it on the repeat.

1:40:18 Adam That's it. It will be repeated. Oh, yes. They squeeze them and Kari will be getting paid every time they...

1:40:24 Drew Well, this will be on... I got to assist. I mean, I'll be on...

1:40:27 Kari Wuhrer I made my deal before.

1:40:28 Drew Remember, this play is Wednesday night in most of the countries, so I'll be on Big Brother tomorrow night. Oh, you will? Thursday night.

1:40:34 Adam Okay, so we'll look out for Drew on Big Brother Thursday night. So, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:40:43 Caller I am a whore, whore, whore. I'll do you more, more, more. Down on the floor, floor, floor, because I'm a whore.

1:40:52 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Anne Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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