Episode 1000754887309

2:01 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

2:06 Adam Yes, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew's a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. What happened to the phone number, Drew? Why am I not giving that out?

2:18 Drew Well, we're not here.

2:19 Adam That's right. We're somewhere else having a much better time than we would have had if we were here.

2:24 Drew And in your presence, I always enjoy myself so it's going to be hard to be without you.

2:28 Adam But here's the good news. This is the best of and a lot of people say what's so good about the best of? Well, you guys are all stoned and you can't remember the last time we had these guests on the show, even if it was yesterday. So let's get the party started with world champion skateboarder Tony Hawk. Next up from Sugar Ray, we'll have the talented and sexy Mark McGrath. Speaking of sexy, Lisa Gibbons will be in here. Drew, I believe you should kiss her ass for your work on Extra.

2:56 Drew No, I did kiss her ass, but the fact is you made her uncomfortable and I heard about it.

3:00 Adam That's right. She'll be taking my hypothetical sex question survey.

3:04 Drew And then how could we live without another visit to the Carrot Top?

3:08 Adam Oh, he is hot, that Carrot Top. And of course, the thought provoking Everlast. Tony Hawk is our guest tonight. Tony, you know, is probably the world's greatest skateboarder, or at least the biggest name in skateboarding. I don't know enough about skateboarding to know if he's the best in the world, but I certainly know that he makes the most money and he's the biggest name and has a video games and books. And he pulled last year at the X Games, he did the 920. Just 900? I was in the lobby with somebody at the X Games, because Jimmy and I went out there, my other lover, a couple of weeks ago, and I was talking to someone and I said, I was like, Oh yeah, Tony's big time after he pulled that 675. And the guy like what?

3:58 900!

4:00 Adam I was like, Whoa, sorry, man. I should have won up.

4:03 Well, they're degrees, so.

4:04 Adam Right, right.

4:05 You can only go so far.

4:07 Drew Right. And 720 plus 180.

4:09 Adam Yeah. So it's a, what is that a two? Is that a two and a half?

4:12 Two and a half, yes.

4:13 Adam Oh, that is nice.

4:14 920 is when it goes bad. Right.

4:17 Adam Is it 10 o'clock is when it goes bad on this show?

4:21 Yeah.

4:21 Adam And is it, has anyone pulled this off yet? I mean, it's been a year, right?

4:26 Yeah. There's a guy on the East Coast, actually, that's coming really close and I've heard he's landed it.

4:30 Adam Are they, so people are gunning for your degree.

4:34 Yeah. I mean, you know, a lot of people think that that's the pinnacle of skateboarding, but really it's one trick that's actually a vert trick. So it's more specialized, you know, when you were you doing on a ramp and some random street skater somewhere probably could care less about doing a 900.

4:50 Drew So, yeah, but is that something you can just it's in your repertoire now? Or is that something?

4:54 No, I've only done it. I've only done about five times and I wrecked myself a few times.

4:58 Yeah. Yeah.

4:59 Adam What's that?

5:00 Drew Last year was only the one time, I think.

5:02 I did it once there and I've done it a few times since then, but I've actually gotten hurt a couple of times since then as well.

5:06 Adam So I did it in my tub once. Masturbating in the towel bar broke. It's I don't want to talk about it. Now, you didn't you weren't in X Games this year, right?

5:17 I was just doing commentary. Yeah. Good. I did the doubles event just for fun.

5:22 Adam What is the doubles event?

5:23 Two guys on the ramp at a time.

5:25 Adam Oh, I see.

5:26 Synchronized skating. Yeah.

5:28 Adam It's like a roller ball.

5:29 Yeah, right. Yeah.

5:31 Adam I'll tell you, I don't know what the viewership is or was for the X Games this year, and I don't know what the attendance was as opposed to three or four years ago, but this seems to be one of the fastest growing sports around. I mean, certainly press wise, there's a hell of a lot more talk and a hell of a lot more hype about it this year, and there was a lot last year. But I, you know, I know this thing's been around for six years, and you weren't hearing that much about it the first couple of years.

6:01 Yeah. It's been growing every year, and I think skating is a big part of it, one of the focuses of it, and it's amazing. I mean, they really couldn't fit any more people there. There was a line three hours long just waiting to get into the venue in San Francisco, so it's incredible.

6:19 Adam What did the grandstands hold there for just like the half pipe event?

6:23 I don't know. I would say at least like 5,000, I would say, just the way from the view. There was a lot of different viewing areas, but there was one main viewing area.

6:31 Drew What did you do there, Adam?

6:32 Adam What I do there? I sat in Andy Dick's trailer and ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

6:37 Drew What were we supposed to be on?

6:38 Adam Oh, they had an opening ceremony with me and Jimmy and no doubt like Andy Dick hosted it and Randy the Macho Man Savage and an eclectic group, someone from Survivor and not Survivor the show, Survivor the Band. And it was a bass player from Survivor. He did Eye of the Tiger. The crowd wasn't too hip on that. A lot of 14, 15 year olds in there didn't know who Survivor actually was. That's what we ought to do. We ought to have a guest from Survivor on the show and get one of the guys who was wearing the beret in the video in 1983. But yeah, it was great and it's a beautiful location. And I guess they're doing it in Chicago next year, or at least that's what I heard.

7:20 I heard rumors of Philadelphia.

7:22 Adam Oh, was it Philadelphia? Yeah, whatever it is, I thought, it's not going to be as nice as this. I mean, they hold it right out on the bay, right next to the bridge. I mean, it's really picturesque. And the motorcycle stuff is really game and speed. You know, a few years ago, when you thought X Games, you didn't think motorcycles. You thought pretty much street luge, half pipe and some rock climbing. But I wasn't even, you know, well, I think they just super cross and street luge. They just block off streets.

7:54 Yeah, it's just that winding down the street. No, it's winding downhill street with with hay bales.

8:00 Drew No, no, I just thought this whole thing was in a stadium or something.

8:01 Adam Jesus Christ, I ran into Lusjenstein over there about 400 times. The really the world's biggest, most obnoxious street luge guy.

8:11 He's huge.

8:12 Adam How does it work, by the way, that whenever you go out of town for a couple of days, or you go do an event or something like that, there's a guy who's assigned to you, somebody you're going to run into three, four times. Probably see him at the airport, then you'll probably catch him in the hotel lobby, and then that night you'll see him at the party, and then the next day you'll see him at the event, and it's never a hot chick, it's Lusjenstein. I ran into Lusjenstein in the lobby of the hotel when I was walking in, I ran into Lusjenstein in his leathers. When we were driving out of the place, Lusjenstein was pulling up into the place, and the goddamn day I left, I was talking to Lusjenstein.

8:52 I actually ran into him on the street a couple times, myself, and I didn't run into anyone on the street.

8:57 Adam Why? There was like tons of babes running around there, and smart, interesting people. I could have had provocative conversation with them. I ran into Lusjenstein 300 times, and I thought, why is that? How does that work? How do you, how does God just assign you to one guy, and it's always, it's always a big scary guy, too.

9:16 Drew It usually starts on the plane, right?

9:18 Adam Yeah.

9:18 Drew Because you're on the plane. It's not when you land.

9:20 Right.

9:21 Drew It's in the plane.

9:21 That's right.

9:22 Drew So you're trapped.

9:23 Adam Right.

9:23 Drew And then you find out, got away, got away. Nope. Six more times.

9:26 Adam Lusjenstein. That is the guy I saw 650 times while I was there. Meanwhile, I'm hearing about everyone else being there, and I never see any of them. Just Lusjenstein. And Lusjenstein is a 6'4, 6'5, he's got to be 250 pounds. He's just a, it took like six cows to make his leathers.

9:47 Lusjenstein.

9:48 Adam And how did, how did he do, Tony? What happened?

9:51 He won from what I heard.

9:52 Adam Oh, did he win?

9:52 Yeah.

9:53 Adam Good. You don't, we don't upset Lusjenstein. He puts, he puts skateboard trucks on a coffin and just went right down that hill in it.

10:01 I saw him cruising on a motorized board around the set.

10:03 Oh.

10:06 Adam Lusjenstein. And like an idiot, Jimmy was calling him Lusjenstein. So I thought it was just some big Jew who was like, some big German Jew who was into skateboarding. I didn't know. It like, Jimmy like yelled at me that he made up Lusjenstein. You idiot. I didn't even know.

10:24 I think he patented it actually.

10:26 Adam Oh, for Christ's sake. He's like a pro wrestler with a skateboard. All right. But a good guy. I don't want to say anything bad about Lusjenstein. It'll crush me. Christine.

10:36 Yes.

10:37 Adam You're 18. What's up?

10:39 Caller Okay. I'm two months pregnant. And ever since I got pregnant, I mean, I just cannot stand the boy I'm pregnant by. I don't know why. I just hate him.

10:48 I can't stand looking at him.

10:49 Caller I don't want him around me or nothing.

10:51 Drew When did this happen that you became so aversive to him?

10:53 Caller I mean, it just, I mean, a couple days after I got pregnant, it just started getting worse and worse every day. So I just, I don't like him no more.

11:00 Adam Well, he's your brother. You're going to have to live with him and learn to cope.

11:03 No, no, no, no, no, no.

11:06 Adam How old is he?

11:07 Caller 23.

11:08 Adam 23.

11:09 Drew Anything happened? Did he do anything to make you upset? Not that I know of.

11:13 Caller I mean, stuff that he does before, that he used to do before I was pregnant.

11:16 Drew Is it now that you're pregnant, you're expecting a little more from him?

11:19 Caller No, it's just that stuff that he used to do before, it didn't bother me and now it does.

11:24 And it's just a little stupid.

11:25 Drew Like what?

11:26 Caller Like not pulling out. Like, you know, stupid stuff, like it takes him an hour and a half to get up and take a shower. I mean, stupid things like that.

11:34 Adam He's going to make a great father. And don't the folks over at the mill or the Arby's or wherever, he barely works, don't they miss him when it takes him an hour and a half to get out of bed?

11:45 Caller No. I mean...

11:48 Adam And some... Hold on a second. I bet when Christine gets really mad, she pulls the tobacco out of her mouth and throws it at him as he leaves down the front porch.

11:56 Drew It's like a corncob pipe.

11:59 Adam It's a while she'll pull that rope out that's holding her pants up and give him a good whooping.

12:04 Oh my god.

12:05 Adam Oh mama. Christine?

12:07 Yes.

12:08 Adam Are you white trash?

12:09 No, I'm not.

12:10 Adam Oh.

12:10 Drew So not white.

12:11 Adam You're another color?

12:12 No, I'm white.

12:13 Adam Oh, okay. All right. That's enough. All right. So now, do you live with this guy?

12:17 No, I don't.

12:18 Adam You don't?

12:19 No.

12:19 Adam And so how do you know it takes him so long to get out of bed?

12:23 He stays over here.

12:24 Adam I see.

12:25 Caller He stays or not. But my question is, you know, should I just break up with him and leave it at that? Or should I stay with him?

12:32 Will this get better?

12:33 Caller Will it change?

12:34 Caller How does he feel about the baby?

12:36 Caller He's sitting, you know, he's kind of excited. He's going to take care of it.

12:40 Drew How about getting married to him?

12:41 Caller No.

12:42 Drew No.

12:42 Adam No way.

12:43 Drew How about giving the baby up?

12:44 I don't know how I feel about it right now.

12:45 Drew Yeah, reasonable. How about putting the baby up for adoption?

12:49 Adam Are you living at home?

12:50 Yeah.

12:51 Adam Yeah. She's not going to risk taking chance on anyone ruining that child. She's going to ruin it herself.

12:57 Drew Right. Make sure it happens.

12:58 Adam That's what I like about our listeners. No way. You don't leave that thing up to chance. You ruin it yourself. There's a chance they might get to a good family. And there's no way. I'm with you.

13:08 Drew I won't have anything to do with that.

13:09 Adam No. So are you living at home, Christine?

13:12 I live with my mother.

13:13 Adam You live with your brother?

13:14 Caller My mother.

13:15 Adam Oh, your mother. I see. All right. And your dad's not around?

13:18 Caller No.

13:18 Adam Oh, shocking. And how's your mom feel about Junior?

13:22 Caller Well, she's happy. I think she wants it more than I do.

13:25 Adam Oh, really?

13:26 Caller Yes.

13:26 Adam All right. Okay. All right. Please try not to screw up this child. All right.

13:32 Drew And try to work it out with the guy.

13:34 Adam Yeah. He wants to be a part of the child's life. And maybe you're just going through a little hormonal thing. You know?

13:40 Okay.

13:41 Adam Just take a breath, relax.

13:43 All right.

13:44 Adam Don't do so much thinking. All right?

13:46 Okay.

13:46 Adam I'd start saving up money.

13:47 Would you? I have money.

13:50 Adam You do?

13:50 To raise money.

13:51 Adam To really?

13:52 Yes, I do.

13:52 Adam Plenty?

13:53 Yes.

13:53 Drew To raise a child?

13:54 Adam Hold on. Let's take some bets.

13:56 Drew $1200.

13:57 Adam I'm saying falsified insurance claim.

14:00 Drew $1200.

14:01 Adam Oh, that's the amount?

14:02 Drew Yeah.

14:02 Adam Yeah. I'm just trying to think the only possible way she has money.

14:05 Drew Yes.

14:05 Caller I'm saying it's from a loss settlement.

14:07 Adam I'm saying insurance fraud. That's what I'm saying.

14:09 Drew Law settlement.

14:09 Right.

14:11 Adam Christine?

14:11 Caller Yeah, I make $15 an hour.

14:13 Adam Oh, what do you do? Wait, you check her or something?

14:16 I work in Dallas at a technology communication company.

14:20 Adam Holy mackerel. What do you do over there?

14:24 Caller I'm manager over a plan.

14:26 I basically just...

14:27 Adam All right. You're set then. The kid's going to be living on Easy Street.

14:31 Drew $15 an hour?

14:32 Adam Hey, $15 an hour at $18. I'm not going to argue with that. Five years ago, I was making $15 an hour, Drew. Is that straight out of high school? Yeah, she's $15. I remember having a hypothetical conversation with my carpet cleaning boss, although now that I look back on the conversation, I realize it sort of was to help him. What would you do for $10 an hour? was the title of this bizarre conversation I had while driving home from a colony kitchen in his carpet cleaning van at 4 in the morning. And it was like, I was probably 18 or 19. $10 an hour? Work at a slaughterhouse, like shoveling brains or something like that, I guess. Or maybe like a manure farm or something. $10 an hour. I think that conversation was, he intentionally had it with me, so I wouldn't ask for a raise. Philip?

15:32 Hi.

15:32 Adam You're 16.

15:33 Caller Yeah.

15:34 Adam You're on with Tony Hawk.

15:36 Caller What's up?

15:37 Caller Hi, Philip.

15:38 Caller Hi.

15:39 Drew What's going on?

15:41 Adam All right. Hang on there, Philip. Collect your thoughts. You know you're in bad shape or you smoke a lot of weed when someone says, what's up? And you go, huh?

15:53 Hold on.

15:53 Adam Let me process that for a second. What do you mean by that?

15:57 Let's try Philip one more time. Philip. Yep.

16:00 Adam What's going on there, brother?

16:02 Caller I've been with my girlfriend for about six months now. And I went to visit my cousin. I got hooked up with another girl. This was about a month ago. And she called my cousin. My cousin called me and she says that she has HIV. She tested positive. And I went and got a test like last week and it hasn't come in yet. I was just wondering how I should tell my girlfriend.

16:29 Drew Why hasn't it come in yet?

16:32 Caller They have some shipping problem or something. It was like one of the mail-in ones.

16:37 Drew And you got it at the pharmacy?

16:39 Caller Yeah.

16:40 Drew What type did you get at the pharmacy?

16:42 Caller I don't remember.

16:43 Drew How did you test yourself?

16:46 Caller Like a pinprick?

16:47 Drew Oh, Phillip, you're so full of crap.

16:51 Adam That was a nice try, Phillip.

16:54 Why?

16:55 Adam They don't do the pinprick thing?

16:56 Drew No, it's a cheek swab.

16:57 Adam Oh, they do a cheek thing?

16:59 See?

16:59 Adam Drew's smart. Cold busted. Don't remember. They had a shipping problem.

17:09 That was good. Elizabeth.

17:12 Caller Hello.

17:13 Adam You're 15. What's up?

17:16 Caller Yes. How is everybody?

17:17 Adam Good.

17:18 Caller Hi.

17:18 Caller Okay.

17:19 Caller I have a couple of questions for Tommy. First of all, are you going to have another giant skate park tour?

17:26 Caller Actually, we're just talking about that tonight and I certainly hope so.

17:29 Adam What?

17:29 Caller That will be up to the ESPN.

17:31 Adam What kind of skateboard tour?

17:34 Caller We did a tour of different skate parks across the country and made them into shows for ESPN. Actually, the shows are still... the tour is over, but the shows are going to still be produced. We still have four more to do, actually.

17:46 Adam Do they have one out here now?

17:49 Caller Yeah, they have a few skate parks out here.

17:51 Adam Do they have one in the Valley anymore?

17:54 Caller They have Simi Valley and they have Ventura. They have one in Orange.

17:59 Adam Yeah, but not in like San Fernando Valley. There used to be a place called, I think it was like Skate Across or something.

18:04 Caller Merceda, yeah.

18:06 Adam Yeah, that's where I'd go with my Black Night Board, with the clay. We didn't actually have even clay wheels back then. We just said they're made out of-

18:14 Drew Metal wheels.

18:15 Adam No, they're made out of soil. Dirt. Yeah. You'd sit on it, they'd crush it.

18:20 Caller They shot an episode of Chips there.

18:22 Adam Oh yeah. I remember that. Yeah. So he's going to do it, Elizabeth, or he's trying to do it.

18:28 Caller We're trying. If ESPN gives us a go, then we're on again.

18:32 Caller Okay.

18:32 Caller That's cool.

18:32 Caller And are you guys planning to have another Bird House video coming out?

18:38 Caller We're tentatively working on that as well, but that'll probably be throughout next year.

18:43 Caller And who got Tony Harpo skater too?

18:46 Caller All the same guys, including adding Eric Costin, Steve Caballero, and Ronnie Mullen.

18:52 Adam Geez, you speak fluent skateboard gibberish. Here's what it sounded like to me. It was like, and I got another question. How's that? Eric Caballero will be on that one. And Scott, well, now the management ESPN has green lighted the project. And one last follow up. Drew, did you understand anything she said?

19:17 Drew I heard exactly what you heard.

19:19 Adam I thought she was scatting or something. I didn't know she was asking a question.

19:22 Caller It's good thing she didn't go in any tricks, then.

19:25 Adam Oh, yeah. Hey, Elizabeth, what are some of your favorite skateboard tricks?

19:32 Caller Just I like nose grinds and bump slides and just all of them.

19:38 Caller Those guys and Muntzels.

19:39 Caller Those are both being in the new year.

19:41 Adam Some Braggets and some Bro's and some Breeze of Maza. I was like, when a Bill Cosby character is calling in. All right. See, Tony knows he has to deal with these people.

19:54 Caller I live it.

19:55 Adam Fluent skater. Candy?

19:58 Caller Hey.

19:58 Hey.

20:00 Adam You're 16.

20:01 Caller Yeah.

20:02 Adam What's up?

20:04 Caller Well, I've been having sex since I was like 11, right? And I don't know if it's because of that, but I have never had an orgasm.

20:13 Drew So you realized that whatever happened when you were 11 was abuse, right? Yes.

20:18 Adam Well, how old was the guy?

20:20 Caller 15.

20:22 Adam It doesn't matter.

20:23 Drew It's abuse no matter what.

20:24 Adam Geez, that's a great guy.

20:26 Drew And did anything happen to you before that?

20:30 Caller No, I don't. I don't think so. Well, when I was really little, my mom was cooking hot dogs. And I...

20:37 Adam Hold on a second.

20:38 We got to go commercial.

20:41 Adam I don't even want to know. And Lusenstein came over with one of those chef hats, made him eight feet tall. Listen.

20:52 Drew Oh, my God.

20:53 Adam She was cooking hot dogs.

20:54 Drew Mom was making hot dogs. It's like a Bergman movie or something.

20:59 Adam It's getting a little weird. Yeah, we may do some gambling tonight.

21:12 Caller Tonight's Loveline is sponsored by Car Toys and the Cobalt Lounge.

21:21 Who are these two people?

21:22 What makes them tick?

21:51 Adam This is Dr. Drew over there. Murphy Cargas is here from Sugar Ray, and so is Mark McGrath, theoretically. Let's all just take a little rest for Mark comes back in. He's out there somewhere in the hall.

22:02 Drew Enjoy the peace.

22:02 Adam Yeah. This is a moment of silence. Now I can talk.

22:12 Drew Let's go.

22:12 Adam Let's go to a place far away where there's music and wind and... Mark's back. Mark McGrath, Sugar Ray, everybody. Cindy?

22:22 Caller Yes.

22:23 Adam You're 35.

22:24 Caller Yes, I am.

22:25 Caller Yeah.

22:25 Caller A real woman.

22:26 Caller First of all, Adam, I like worship you. I think you're the funniest person alive.

22:29 Adam Oh, thank you.

22:30 Caller Can you see how hot he is?

22:31 Caller Dr. Drew, I love you too.

22:32 Drew Why?

22:33 Yeah.

22:34 Drew Why? What's going on?

22:36 Caller I'm a heroin addict and I'm once again newly clean after another relapse. And, you know, every time... I gotta be kind of quiet. Sorry. Every time that I get clean, I mean, I, you know, become really kind of inappropriate sexually. And I mean, I always was when I was drinking. But when I did heroin, obviously, I didn't care about that. But it's like this time, it's really weird. I'm like getting into like degrading sexual behavior.

23:00 Drew Cindy, that all activates the same part of the reward system. And that is a relapse. Okay, you've got to contain all this because all those behaviors, acting out violently, stealing things, sexually shopping, all that is activating the same system. So what that's, snowboarding too. What that's saying is that you've got a lot of very heavy feelings you're trying to manage. And the only way your brain knows how to manage them is activating this reward system that you've been utilizing.

23:29 Adam How do you mean degrading toward you or your partner?

23:32 Caller No, like me, like spitting on me and smacking me in the name.

23:36 Adam God bless women. When they say degrading, they mean them. And we mean degrading. We mean you and you.

23:43 Drew My hereditary patients...

23:44 Adam I'm getting very degrading on your ass.

23:46 Drew Often get into this stuff. As one of them said to me, they said, Oh yeah, that pins my pupils. Meaning, you know, they're trying to get that same thing going again.

23:54 Caller I thought I was doing so well because I wasn't feeling this time, you know.

23:57 Drew Well, but it's the same thing. And what you've got to know is behind that, there's some very, very painful feelings that you've got to sit down with your sponsor and slog through because until those feelings are really brought out and you're experienced with another person, i.e. the sponsor, this isn't going anywhere. You're going to head on back to the home.

24:15 Adam So you do the heroin and then you stop the heroin but that sort of is replaced by filling the blank activity.

24:21 Caller And I like it so inappropriate sexually, like just even flirtatious and I mean, I'm not a control freak.

24:26 Adam Give us the most inappropriate thing you've ever done.

24:28 You're getting really horny over here.

24:29 Caller What is it?

24:30 Caller Today I was at a meeting and I just started talking to this guy, just like totally inappropriate about things I like to do sexually, like you know, really like not conversation stuff, you know what I mean?

24:40 Adam I got to get out to one of those.

24:42 Caller Guys will do that to you.

24:43 Drew You may want to go to an essay meeting too, Cindy, while you're at it because sexual addiction is part of the addictive process and if that piece is also there for you in a substantial way, it may need to be dealt with.

24:53 Caller I'm going to go into it. So, we're learning for women and children in January because they know I need to be away from men. I mean, I know.

24:59 Drew And you may need to go sooner than later. And again, check out essay and just get going with your sponsor and sit down and just really get into this stuff.

25:05 Caller All right.

25:06 Adam All right, Cindy. Loving you, baby. I could degrade you good.

25:10 Caller Oh, yeah.

25:11 Adam Come here, junky bitch.

25:12 Hold still.

25:14 Adam You like it. Taste it. Taste good. That's right.

25:17 Caller That's right.

25:18 Adam I whacked out with some poop earlier.

25:19 Caller Like that.

25:21 Adam That's good. I eat dog food before I took a crap, too. So it's really nasty bad. That's not cauliflower and pineapple and whatnot. That's dog. That's a cow can there.

25:31 Drew I'm getting horny.

25:31 Adam Bark like the dog poop. That's all my penis. Ass, grass, sandwiches and brown sauce.

25:39 Drew Oh, yeah. All over that.

25:40 Adam Yeah. Yeah. It was one of our better calls. All right, Sandy. Bye. I'm good at degrading. I really haven't told the story in a little while, but I dated a stripper for a while. She's a little bit crazy. She was great. She was a little crazy, though, and she had a little problem with guys and she wanted a little degrading. She wanted a little tough love, a little naughty talk in the bed.

26:02 Caller Slapping the ass.

26:03 Adam Slapping the ass. So she said, you know, she goes, start talking, come on, come on, get mean, come on, get dirty, get nasty, get mean, get insulting. Let's start talking. And I go, how do you push that? I couldn't get, I was like tired. I go, well, I don't like your mom. I had an ass full of her. And she was like, what are you talking about? I was like, that's the meanest thing I can think of. I really, I hate that lady. Then she gets angry and I'm like, I'm telling you, seriously, that's the meanest thing I could think of. But I mean it. I hate her. You know, she's like, all right, forget it. Get out of here.

26:41 Caller That's always scary, though.

26:42 Adam Yeah, she was English. She was great.

26:44 Caller Pushing the envelope. Talk dirty to me, okay?

26:48 Adam I hate your mom.

26:49 Caller Yeah.

26:51 Adam Like banging friends. Yeah.

26:53 Caller What?

26:53 Adam Put some weight on. You talk about being smart, but I've seen those signs where... Yeah, dirty means, it means kind of, it's kind of like movie dirty. They don't mean reality dirty.

27:06 Caller Right.

27:07 Adam Right?

27:07 Caller But careful what you ask for, man.

27:09 Adam You know what I mean?

27:09 Caller Careful what you ask for. If you want to go in that territory, you better wear a helmet.

27:15 Adam Ben?

27:16 Caller Ben, are you wearing a helmet?

27:18 Caller You're 16.

27:19 Adam What's up?

27:20 Basically, I'm taking a bunch of medicines and they're really killing my sex drive.

27:24 Caller Let me see.

27:25 Adam What medicines you on?

27:27 Let's see. Clomidine, Prozac.

27:30 Drew The Prozac was killing your sex drive.

27:32 Respiradol.

27:33 Drew Respiradol is not helping.

27:34 Depakote and Scimitrol.

27:37 Drew You got to talk to your doctor about this fact because it's not something you have to tolerate. There are things they can do to help you. And Prozac really shuts down people's sex drive. That may be the one.

27:46 Adam What's he got? Ben, just to save time, next time someone asks you what you're taking, just tell them what you're not taking.

27:51 Yeah.

27:52 Adam So we can get through the call. Why are you on all of this stuff at 16?

27:58 Tourette's syndrome and ABV.

27:59 Adam Wow. Tourette's is cool. Yeah. Hey, you got a full house there. Drew, what about it? Needs to be on all of this stuff?

28:09 Drew Yeah, probably.

28:10 Adam What about, I mean, I know I'm not him, but is it all, he's 16, does he, he's got a lot of, he's got a lot of irons in the fire, you know what I mean emotionally?

28:19 Drew Yeah.

28:19 Adam I mean, does he need a sex drive right now?

28:22 Caller 16 as a male? Are you kidding me?

28:25 It's your bread and butter, baby.

28:27 Adam I just mean, can he, I don't know, maybe, maybe I'm full of crap.

28:30 Caller Come on. What do you mean?

28:31 Adam Yeah. I mean, can he like work on his own crap for a little while? I mean, he's got a lot of stuff going on in his life.

28:36 Caller He's pretty heavily medicated to me.

28:38 Drew You are, and I would just say you don't have to tolerate a drop in sex drive. You can talk to the doctor about alternative interventions.

28:45 Adam More medicine.

28:46 Drew Or things they could add.

28:47 Adam All right. Like the WellBeautry.

28:48 Caller Prozac is the sexual drive killer then, period.

28:51 Drew The Zoloft, Paxil, Prozac, they really shut it down.

28:54 Caller How about the Z-PAC? I'm on a Cithromax right now.

28:56 Drew No, no. That's fine. Well, Butrin, Remeron, and Sarazone don't do that.

29:02 Adam But when your sex drive is gone, I always ask you this. How do you know? I mean, do you care? I mean, it's like not being hungry.

29:08 Drew Some people, yeah. You're not hungry.

29:10 Adam Do you miss it?

29:10 Drew When it's subtle, some people don't. And it can be kind of a problem because some people are depressed because they're not in a relationship and then suddenly they don't want a relationship. But in other people, it's such a profound shutdown. It's just bizarre. People touching looks kind of like, oh, why?

29:27 Caller Especially that age. I mean, that's when your flower is blooming.

29:30 Drew Yeah. Going from jet fuel to nothing is really jolting.

29:35 Caller Concord to a sesanose. It's kind of rough.

29:37 Adam Right. Yeah.

29:39 Caller That made sense.

29:40 Adam My flower was in full bloom, but alas, there was no bee to pollinate me. So I had to pollinate my hamper.

29:47 Caller You're right. Full amoeba.

29:49 Best Of You're on territory.

29:50 Caller Amoeba.

29:52 Caller Hey.

29:52 Adam You're 16.

29:53 Caller What's up?

29:55 Caller I was wondering, because this is for Dr. Drew. Yeah. You were saying earlier about how, like, you know how when you go to A's and they sell you, like, other crap besides E, and how that was, like, actually better for you than actually taking E. Like, I was just wondering if that was true, because...

30:11 Drew Well, not better for you, but not as known to be as clearly dangerous as the E itself.

30:17 Adam Well, what do you mean? Like, what kind of other stuff?

30:19 Drew Well, it depends. Yeah, it depends what that stuff is. I mean, oftentimes they're giving you heroin and LSD, or speed and LSD, and LSD is getting close to ecstasy in terms of the damaging effects, but ecstasy, we know, is a profound neurotoxin, and there really isn't anything more damaging to your brain that you can get, that you can ingest right now.

30:35 Adam So...

30:36 Caller Like, even if you don't take that much of it?

30:39 Drew Yes.

30:40 Caller Even if you're in a rave in Palm Desert, and you do a half, and your actual friends are there, it's all cool, and the Daft Punk is playing?

30:46 Best Of You get a bunch of friends around you.

30:48 Caller That's bad news, though. It's a scary thing.

30:50 Caller Okay, so like, everything is just still bad, but...

30:54 Caller If it feels good, it's bad, all right?

30:56 Drew Yeah, there's no free lunch in nature. When you do stuff that's over stimulating to parts of the brain, they shut down. They go away. And so then you don't have those parts of your brain working anymore, so you can't feel good anymore.

31:08 Adam I'm trying to think of the best, cheapest buzz. I mean, to me, you know, don't eat for a couple days and just drink a little bit, you know? Fast, you'll see God. Yeah, is that a good angle there?

31:19 Drew Yeah, let's explore ways we can advise young kids how to achieve throughout.

31:23 Caller Cheapest buzz is family, just being tight with them. It's the holiday season.

31:28 Drew You're gay.

31:30 Caller I am gay.

31:30 Best Of You deviated from your...

31:31 Caller Queer as. Watch it.

31:32 Adam Molly, you're 15. What's up?

31:35 Caller I have a question for Mark.

31:38 Yes, Molly.

31:39 Caller Me and my friend are in love with you and we love the candies commercial.

31:42 Yes.

31:43 Adam Yeah, I forgot about that. What is that? He's raping this girl in the shower.

31:47 Yeah, we heard about that.

31:48 Caller She was consenting.

31:49 Caller And how it got banned from TV.

31:51 Caller Yeah.

31:52 Caller And we want to know how you feel about that.

31:54 Caller Well, it's kind of funny because I watched a little Kim video and it's like the next level of degradation. And then I watched my thing and it's like it's not a big deal. It's funny. It's sort of the hype machine working over time. And if you've seen any of this sort of the publicity shots of it, it's very tame. It's very mild. And it's it's was that Alyssa Milano? No, it was Jody Linnell Key from Nash Bridges. Hold on. Is that your mom? It's fine, mom. She can wash.

32:23 Adam So you did you did like a like a shower thing, right?

32:27 Caller Yeah, but everybody's wearing body suits and it was just sort of implied. And it just got like blown away out of proportion. But it's kind of funny the way like, you know.

32:34 Adam Right. I like that it was like that scene from Kentucky Fried Movie where the chicks getting pork in the shower and her boobs are a mess.

32:41 Caller Catholic schoolgirls rule.

32:42 Caller Remember?

32:42 Adam Yeah, in trouble.

32:43 Caller No, but it's it's it's harmless. But it's it's funny to see the controversy.

32:47 Adam All of Mark's best work ends up on the editing room floor.

32:50 Caller It really does.

32:51 Adam The candy, the whole thing.

32:53 Drew Look at the buzz that's creating, though. Yeah, that's what it's about.

32:57 Caller People are talking about it. You know, at the end of the day, we're talking about nothing.

33:00 Adam Right. And how about that election was fine? In body suits, you have an erection.

33:05 Caller I had a complete. Reenob.

33:08 Adam Really?

33:08 Drew What?

33:09 Caller It's a boner backwards.

33:10 Adam Yeah, you have to.

33:11 Drew No, I did.

33:12 Caller I'm a human being, a male.

33:13 Adam You'd have to.

33:13 Caller Yeah, great looking girl. And it was a lot of fun to do. And they paid me for it. That's the funny thing.

33:17 Adam Oh, I know. So it's like the prostitute giving you 20 bucks.

33:22 Caller Here, you were good. Later.

33:24 Adam Sarah, you're 20.

33:27 Caller What's up?

33:28 Caller OK, I'm OK.

33:31 Caller I like relying masturbate.

33:34 Caller I have no problem like getting myself off.

33:37 Caller But like whenever I'm with a guy, like sexually, like I just can't get satisfied.

33:42 Caller Yeah.

33:43 Adam Like even through oral sex.

33:45 Caller Well, like that, like I love foreplay and stuff, but like in an orgasm like that, it's just like, well, that's that's not bad. Even if they have like a big like dick or whatever, like, OK, my phone's going out. But, you know, I just I can't get excited.

34:01 Caller How about this?

34:02 Caller Even if like they're totally hot, because I'm like, I'm pretty hot.

34:05 Caller So it's like you sound pretty hot.

34:07 Caller Let me tell you something. Help yourself along in the process of us making love to you. It's not a big deal. The guys usually don't care.

34:13 Caller No, no, I do. I do because I love like from the back and I love on top and I'll like sit on top and all kind of like stick my hands like, you know, I don't know if it's just because like I don't know if it's just because I'm like, Maybe you're not really.

34:26 Drew You may not be really into the guys you're with. Yeah, maybe maybe a more a more connected relationship over a period of time. We can work this stuff out.

34:33 Adam Sorry, you said you had an orgasm during foreplay, right?

34:37 Caller Not really.

34:38 Caller I kind of faked it, but I can hold orgasm like by myself. I see.

34:42 Adam So you never had one via the oral sex route.

34:46 Caller With a guy, no.

34:47 Caller The irony of that is that usually girls that can masturbate and bring themselves to climax usually can't have sex, usually can't climax with a guy having sex because they know how to do it themselves.

34:56 Caller Yeah.

34:56 Caller So it's sort of like a role reversal there.

34:58 Caller Yeah, yeah, yeah.

34:59 Caller I think just keep trying.

34:59 You can't stay with a guy.

35:01 Caller No, that's why like I don't get and so I'm like, so the girl had asked me like, oh, have you ever like had a boyfriend or ever? And I haven't just because I get sick of guys really fast.

35:09 Caller I just kind of like, you know, I think they're in there. They're in there after like two months and kind of just, you know, they're in is the problem.

35:17 Caller Nothing wrong with loving yourself.

35:18 Caller Yeah.

35:19 Drew You'll you'll once you find the right guy, this will probably take care of itself, I suspect.

35:23 Adam But, you know, it's funny, guys are so mechanical. I mean, it doesn't matter where their head is at. It doesn't matter if they hate chicks and they hate mama and every time they have sex, they have sex with mama or the devil or whoever it is, they can get off.

35:35 Caller It's a task.

35:36 Adam Every time.

35:37 Caller There's a goal to be reached.

35:38 Adam Every time they can get off. But women, if they ain't in the right place emotionally and Sarah's far from that place.

35:45 Caller Yeah, but what's so weird, like I said, I'm like, if you can by yourself.

35:49 Adam Yeah, I know.

35:50 Drew But she can kind of get to that place by herself, which with a person, it doesn't.

35:54 Caller Yeah, you know, I think big deal.

35:56 Adam I agree, though, with Mark in that I look at the vagina like a baseball mitt. And when you first get it, it's tough. You can't doesn't work that well.

36:04 Caller It's not that good.

36:05 Adam But after, you know, you oil it up, oil it up, have dad park the car on it overnight. We put on your new bed, put it under the mattress between the box, bring the mattress, really work it in, put a belt around it, stuff a ball in there. Really work. After a while gets worked in and then it starts closing by itself. You don't have to squeeze. Something just hit it and it'll come down on them like a Venus Flytrap. That's how the vagina is. And they loosen up like a slot machine or something. I don't know. But when they go, they go. And she's going, she's paying off at home, but she's dry with a guy. And I do agree that's an emotional thing. All right, we're going to take a break.

36:39 Caller We'll be back.

36:41 Caller Hello, this is your radio.

37:23 Adam All right. It is Loveline. Mark and Murphy are both here from Sugar Ray. Drew is here from Pasadena. Chrissy.

37:31 Caller Hello.

37:31 Adam You're 21.

37:32 Caller Yeah.

37:33 Adam What's up?

37:33 Caller Well, I wanted to ask Mark if he had any plans on getting into another movie again, like he did in Father's Day.

37:41 Adam Well, there's ER in the movie.

37:42 Caller Yeah. Well, after my ER experience, I was not waiting for the phone to ring. But, you know, I'm going to make this next record with Sugar Ray and see what that takes us, you know. But I mean, acting is tough. It's very tough. It's very tough, but it's something that maybe in the future I'd like to get into. But right now I'm just concentrating on the band.

38:02 Caller Yeah, that's cool.

38:03 Caller Yeah.

38:04 Caller And then I have a question for Dr. Drew. Okay.

38:09 Caller I've been in two back-to-back relationships for the past five years, and I just got out of one about six months ago. And ever since then, every time I think about getting into anything with another guy, I don't really think of them as a relationship. I just kind of think of them as basically a piece of ass. You know, I know that sounds bad, but...

38:29 Adam No, it's good. I'll jack off to that later. It's all going in the hopper, the jack-hopper. Spin that thing around, you never know what falls out. That's what I love about jacking off. You lie there and you start spinning that jack-hopper. Could it be something from high school? The Mine Rolodex, right? I was in Vegas, there was a chicken at the buffet, it was pretty hot.

38:50 Drew There's a Filipino boy.

38:51 Adam Something will fall out and your balls will go, oh, we're running with it. Here we go.

38:55 Drew Here it is.

38:56 Adam There you go.

38:57 Best Of That old poster on the wall.

39:00 Caller Watch the Shepard-Smith, all of a sudden your balls are in the wall.

39:03 Caller Chrissy?

39:04 Adam All right, so you look at men as just pieces of ass.

39:09 Caller Yeah, and it's not that I actually go and do anything with them, it's just it kind of turns me out towards the whole relationship thing and I don't know if, I don't like guys that much anymore, I don't know if that's just because something is wrong with me or if it's just because I'm 21 or if it's just because the fact that my mom had so many around after she divorced my dad and they all sucked.

39:31 Drew Probably some combo of all those things, frankly. Combo played there. It sounds like you were clinging to idealized relationships and those didn't really pan out, they didn't turn out to be to solve your problems and now you're going the other extreme.

39:42 Adam Well, as long as we're talking with food analogies, I would say that the multiple boyfriends who are pricks that your mom brought home would be the entree and the sick of guys is sort of the salad and the been in too many long-term relationships, sort of the soup, but the main entree, the sounds very strange, is definitely that. Did any of those guys get to you?

40:10 Caller No.

40:11 Drew But again, I suspect the kind of mode you're in is idealizing the relationships, they fall out so you de-idealize.

40:20 Caller Well, it's almost like, I mean, yeah, I can understand that because I kind of cling to them even when they suck.

40:26 Drew That's right.

40:26 Caller Like, it got to the point where I would get bored and I would pick fights with the people just so I'd have a reason to leave.

40:33 Drew Right. Well, that's, again, this is sabotaging, this is not wanting to be vulnerable. You should sort this out, but the problem is you may pick some awful guys along the way here.

40:42 Adam All right. Well, listen, you've been in two real long-term relationships, right? Why don't you just take a little break?

40:47 Caller Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. It's just hard because they don't really like leave me alone.

40:53 Adam Are you hot? It's going in the jackhopper.

40:56 Caller Yeah. Thank God nobody's normal out there. You know what I mean? We're all the same.

41:00 Adam Well, as so many women and men do this, too, I think women do it even more. They use relationships in the opposite sex is such a big part of how they feel about themselves.

41:11 Caller Definitely.

41:11 Adam And if people are kind of.

41:12 Caller What else do you have, though?

41:13 Caller She seems pretty honest with everything.

41:14 Adam I don't know. I mean, you got cable.

41:17 Caller Yeah, well, exactly.

41:17 Adam You get to look at people are having relationships and make you feel good about yourself. But the thing is, if it's constant, I mean, I was the exact same way. I just couldn't get laid. I work construction. I lived a bunch of idiots. I slept on a bunk bed when I was 23, and it wasn't coming my way. If it was coming my way, I would have just wrote it out until it dried up. And I don't I can't fault a lot of these girls because you are them or 20. No, I wish I was them.

41:44 Drew Me too.

41:45 Adam And it's coming their way and they're not ready to stop.

41:47 Drew But can you give any advice to help some understand where they're at? Help some understand why?

41:52 Adam Well, I think we told them, you know, it has to do with the mom and your relationship with her and all these strange guys coming through the house. And now you're kind of freaked out by guys and how you're having a little trouble with the intimacy.

42:02 Drew How does it get so sad? Does that get so sexualized for people?

42:05 Adam Everything turns to sex.

42:07 Caller It's right. You see, we could break us for down right here and now and have a love line show on your own. So like, yeah, that's the interesting thing.

42:14 Caller Well, you know what I mean?

42:15 Adam Yeah, everything.

42:16 Caller I guess that's why we share it now.

42:18 Adam Everything gets processed through the brain filter and comes out sex.

42:23 Caller Right. Out the lower brain.

42:25 Adam And I don't know. I don't know what that is.

42:27 Drew And the I know the filtering process is different for men and women.

42:31 Adam Right. But it's the same result as sexuality.

42:33 Drew Yeah, just different.

42:35 Caller Yeah, men are like, uh.

42:38 Adam But with women, if...

42:40 Caller Where do you go to college?

42:42 Caller USC, man. My dad paid a lot of money to get me in there.

42:44 Adam I remember that. I mean... All right. I don't know why you're in my dorm room. You're very intelligent.

42:51 Caller You guys used to like me.

42:52 Adam No, we do. We still did.

42:53 Caller Okay. Give me a call.

42:54 Adam Tiffany.

42:55 Caller Hello.

42:56 Adam What's up?

42:57 Caller Nothing. Mark, can I ask you a question?

43:00 Caller Of course you can, Tiffany. How are you tonight?

43:02 Caller Oh, my God.

43:03 Caller I'm just fine. Thank you. How are you?

43:06 Caller I'm doing great now that I'm talking to you.

43:09 Adam He knows how to work the ladies.

43:11 Caller You know what I mean?

43:12 Caller I'm really nervous. That's when I get older.

43:15 Caller I had a question. When are you guys going to be releasing a new single or anything for your new CD?

43:19 Caller You know what? Right now, we're ensconced in the studio right now. So we're busy doing a new record and we're looking for a single release in the spring and have the record out in late spring, early summer.

43:30 Caller Oh, really?

43:30 Caller Thank you for your inquiry. That's great. What else? I love you too.

43:36 Caller Well, I was wondering, like, like, what is this now?

43:41 What's more?

43:43 Adam Is this someone else?

43:44 Caller That's someone else. They hand the phone.

43:45 Caller Mark?

43:46 Caller Yes, ma'am.

43:51 Caller Hello?

43:52 Adam Hello. Yeah, we're here. Who's this?

43:53 Caller Oh, this is Tiffany's mother. She's about she's she's freaking out over here. Yeah.

43:58 Caller Hi, Tiffany's mother. I have a mom too. I'm very partial to moms.

44:02 Caller Oh, I don't know if you remember us.

44:04 Caller I do. That's the funny thing. I don't know where you're from, but I remember Tiffany in the United States. I do remember.

44:08 Caller You remember us in Tower Records?

44:10 Caller Yes, I do. How are you guys doing?

44:11 Caller Fine, just great.

44:13 Caller Great. Did you get my Christmas card?

44:14 Caller No. All right.

44:15 Caller It's on the way.

44:16 Caller Oh, well, thank you, Mark.

44:17 Caller Absolutely.

44:17 Caller I still have your beer bottle.

44:19 Caller Well, that was definitely me.

44:22 Adam Tiffany's mom?

44:23 Caller Uh-huh, yeah.

44:24 Adam Homeschooling. That's two words, homeschool. Tiffany's out of control.

44:30 Caller Oh, she's so in love with Mark.

44:32 Adam I know, but there'll be others. Many, many others.

44:36 Caller Richard Ashcroft's around the corner somewhere.

44:38 Adam Yes, there'll be, there's other predators out there beside Mark. Mark can't get to all of them.

44:44 Caller This season, Mark is number one.

44:46 Caller Well, that's very sweet of her. You guys have a great holiday season.

44:49 Caller Well, thank you, Mark.

44:50 Caller God bless.

44:51 Caller Happy holidays.

44:51 Adam Hey, Tiffany's mom.

44:53 Caller Oh, Mark?

44:54 Adam Yeah, this is Adam. Do you have like a retarded son who's into me or anything? Or someone there?

45:00 Caller Adam, can you ask Mark if any way that Tiffany can meet him?

45:03 Adam Yeah, let me see if I can go in between that. Mark? Yes, come on down. We're pretty tight. Can my friend Tiffany's mom's on the other phone? Yeah. You may know her from the Tower Records.

45:13 Caller The beer bottle thing.

45:14 Adam The beer bottle incident. Is there any way you can go over to her house?

45:18 Caller No.

45:18 Adam No. Where do you guys live? We live in Norwalk.

45:21 Caller Oh, Norwalk.

45:22 Adam Wow. It's beautiful country out there.

45:24 Caller I got a warrant out there in Norwalk. I can't get out there. Actually, Norwalk's got a good ice rink, though. I'm a hockey fan.

45:29 Adam Hey, Tiffany's mom?

45:30 Caller Uh-huh.

45:31 Adam You keep an eye on that girl, all right?

45:33 Caller Yeah.

45:33 Adam That's right.

45:34 Caller Yeah.

45:34 Caller She just wants to meet Mark so bad.

45:36 Adam I understand.

45:37 Drew I thought she met at Tower Records.

45:39 Caller Yeah.

45:39 Caller Two years ago.

45:40 Caller Yeah. I've changed a little. I've got a beer bill in now. You won't believe it.

45:44 Caller I don't think so.

45:45 Caller I think so. Anyway, though, this is going great. And have a great holiday season. Take care of you guys.

45:51 Adam Oh, boy.

45:52 Drew Tiffany's mom said younger than Tiffany.

45:54 Adam I know. It's like Sandra D is your mom. I mean, that's bizarre. It's weird when your parents aren't you supposed to get out of something that your parents get into or prove of when you're 16?

46:07 Caller That's how scared we are as a band. We're that threatening. You know, it's like what I mean. I like them too. Cool. That's why we're so cool.

46:13 Adam And you're really Mark McGrath and then your mom starts getting into Mark McGrath. Now you got to move on.

46:18 Drew You got to hate it.

46:19 Caller I feel like Fabian, believe me. But no, it's, it's, you know what? It's very endearing and it's very sweet and, you know, God bless it. I mean, people used to call me worse things than, hey, I want to meet you.

46:27 Adam Oh, yeah.

46:27 Caller And they still do.

46:29 Adam Don?

46:29 Caller Yeah.

46:30 Adam You're 25.

46:31 Caller Yes. What's up? My husband and I have been married for five years and it's we wanted to try it three times. It's not like there's anything lacking or anything. We're just curious about it.

46:41 Drew We are. Or he is.

46:43 Caller Both of us.

46:43 Well, I am.

46:44 Caller You are. We are. Yeah.

46:47 Adam Whose idea was it?

46:49 Caller Actually, both of us were drunk one night and I had been thinking about it for a while.

46:52 Adam I see.

46:52 Caller That's a good time for rationale.

46:54 Caller He brought it up and I just kind of like liked the idea a lot.

46:59 Adam You want to get a woman in there?

47:01 Caller Yeah.

47:02 Caller Let me tell you something about that real quickly. Just some hearing stories about people.

47:05 Caller Sure.

47:06 Caller You can never go back from that. You can have the fantasy. You can have it dance around your head. You can have it be a total Fantasia thing, but you can never get back from that. And whether the two of you are capable enough to handle that, I don't know. It's dangerous territory to go into.

47:22 Drew I've not seen a relationship that actually survived that.

47:24 Caller Well, you don't know me very well.

47:26 Drew Yeah.

47:26 Caller I'm kidding you.

47:27 Drew I'm not saying that you didn't have a relationship that survived for a while with it, but are you still with that person?

47:32 Caller Absolutely not, Drew. And it's never survived, in my experience as well. It's dangerous territory to go into. And all kidding aside, it's a serious thing. You can never survive that.

47:42 Drew I've never seen a relationship survive. For a while they do, and the people go, oh, we're just exploring, we're this, then all hell breaks loose eventually.

47:49 Caller Then the children get involved.

47:49 Adam Yeah. I'd like to add to that. One is, I think that a lot of it is an excuse for women who want to have a lesbian encounter, don't want to admit to being a lesbian, so it makes it okay to be a threesome. What they're saying is, I've never been with a woman, I'd like to try to be with a woman, I don't want to admit I'd like to try to be with a woman, and I'm in a committed relationship, so I'll have a threesome.

48:11 Caller When I wake up sober, I'll be really bummed.

48:12 Adam But the other part is to sabotage, and the reason it doesn't work is catch 22. It's like the whole reason you had the threesome was to sabotage, so it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. It wasn't the threesome that killed it, it was the idea of having the threesome that was going to sabotage a relationship that killed it anyway.

48:31 Caller There's nothing left to be said.

48:32 Adam We're going to take a break.

49:02 Caller Love Live, the very hot Lisa Gibbons. It's testosterone.

49:06 Adam Too long a beat in there. I almost got it right, though. I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew over there. It's Love Live, 1-800-LOVE-E-191. Me and, hey, Drew, I was just explaining the difference between a sweet potato and a yam to Lisa during the break.

49:20 Best Of It's been a Martha Stewart moment.

49:22 Drew Pray tell.

49:23 Adam She didn't know the difference between a sweet potato and a yam. No, I didn't.

49:26 Best Of I thought, well, now, I thought you could melt your marshmallows on either one.

49:30 Adam No, you-

49:31 Best Of But my children evidently have been deprived all this time.

49:34 Adam You candy the yams, not the sweet potato. So, sweet potato you make the pie out of.

49:39 Best Of Okay.

49:39 Adam The sweet potato pie.

49:41 Drew So, what is a yam?

49:42 Adam A yam is essentially a sweet potato on steroids. I mean, it's like, here's the way it would break down, if you ask me. You have, let's say, on the far right of the potato chart, you'd have yam. And on the far left, you'd have a baking potato, just a regular russet potato.

50:01 Drew Right. Right.

50:02 Adam Sweet potato would be closer to the yam on the chart, but toward the middle a little bit. If you get my drift. A sweet potato is somewhere between a yam and a regular potato, closer to the yam family.

50:16 Drew Wow! All right.

50:18 Adam My stepdad, John, he loves sweet potatoes, but he will not eat yams. And that's another thing that drives me insane each and every year, because I yell at him. A yam is more sweet potato. Do you understand? It's a sweet potato plus more. It's like a really good sweet potato. How can you like sweet potatoes and not like yams?

50:39 Best Of Can't you just put enough brown sugar on it to make it okay?

50:41 Adam You can.

50:42 Best Of And butter.

50:42 Adam But using your logic, why not just start with a baking potato, put a ton of brown sugar and marshmallows on it?

50:48 Best Of I didn't realize you were such an epicurean.

50:50 Adam If I knew what that meant, I would agree. Yes, I am. Thank you, Drew.

50:54 Drew Is Lisa trying to get out of here or not?

50:56 Adam She put her jacket on.

50:58 Best Of No, only because it's cold and because, you know what, quite frankly, it makes me nervous just looking at the things written on your screen with these callers. It just kind of makes me nervous. So I do have to hear some phone calls.

51:09 Adam All right. Why don't you pick one? Do you have one that jumps out? Oh, I see we have one. Sarah. Well, take Sarah and then Lisa can pick the next one. Sarah, you're 21. What's up?

51:18 Caller Oh my God. Hi.

51:19 Caller I'm good.

51:20 Adam Good. How are you doing?

51:22 Caller Pretty good. How are you?

51:23 Adam Good.

51:23 Caller What do you want?

51:25 Caller I'm calling because I have completely lost my sex drive.

51:29 Adam What happened?

51:30 Best Of At 21?

51:31 Caller Yeah.

51:34 Caller I don't know. Like I have a boyfriend and we've been together, I guess like a year and a half. And I just, within the last few months, I've just lost it.

51:42 Adam What's he doing? Is he doing anything wrong?

51:45 Caller No.

51:46 Adam Emotionally?

51:47 Caller No.

51:48 Adam He's not disappointing you in any way?

51:50 Caller Not in any way. I still find him extremely attractive.

51:53 Drew And more importantly, when a young, healthy adult suddenly loses libido, more often than not, that's medication. Are you taking any new medication?

52:02 Caller No, last year I was a lot, but not now.

52:04 Caller What were you taking?

52:06 Caller I was on something called Prevacid.

52:08 Caller I had a lot of stomach problems last year.

52:09 Drew No, it's a stomach medicine. And how about birth control pill?

52:13 Caller Yeah, I am on that.

52:14 Drew When did you start that?

52:16 Caller Last December.

52:18 Best Of Doesn't sound like you need it though.

52:20 Caller Seriously?

52:21 Adam What?

52:22 Caller Really?

52:22 Adam Do you think you may be falling out of love with this guy?

52:25 No, not at all.

52:26 Adam No.

52:27 Caller It's not that.

52:30 I don't even feel like masturbating or anything anymore either.

52:33 Drew Are you sure there's no change in the dose of your birth control pill or anything like that?

52:36 Caller No.

52:37 Drew And anything else going on? Are you excessively exercising or training for sports or anything of that sort?

52:44 Caller No.

52:45 Drew Because really when it's a tangible loss, when sex is sort of like, ugh, why bother? That's usually a biological event. I mean, that's something that's sort of very absolute shutdown. Oh, that rings of biology for me.

52:59 Adam Did you put some weight on, Sarah?

53:01 Caller No, not at all.

53:02 Adam Oh, you just laughed when Drew asked if you're working out, so...

53:04 Caller You're fat.

53:06 Caller No, no, no, no.

53:07 Best Of No, but are you getting at the, like, girls who are anorexic or whatever?

53:11 Drew Yeah, right.

53:12 Caller The fear.

53:14 Adam Okay, so Sarah? So it's not medication, it's not any weight change, it's not depression. You're happy with your mate, right?

53:23 Caller Yes.

53:24 Adam And you just feel not only shut down toward him, but even when you're alone?

53:28 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

53:29 Adam How about kickstarting yourself with a little, a little sex? You know, how about just holding still, letting him have sex with you?

53:37 Caller No, I do. It's not that we don't ever, but-

53:39 Caller Fantastic.

53:40 Adam You're just not into it?

53:42 Caller Not like I used to be now.

53:44 Caller I used to really enjoy it.

53:45 Adam Yeah.

53:46 Drew Yeah. Were you overactive before, maybe?

53:49 Caller I think so.

53:50 Caller My first years of college, I think I was.

53:53 Adam Did something happen in your past that's coming back to haunt you emotionally?

53:57 Caller Well, yeah.

53:59 Caller I mean, I was molested when I was 12.

54:02 Adam There we go. Well, that was the only, that was the, we had to flip the final card.

54:05 Drew Yeah. There's one other card here to go, I think. Is there bipolar illness in your family?

54:10 Caller Not that I know of. There's a lot of high anxiety.

54:13 Caller I used to be really depressed when I was in high school, but-

54:17 Adam Who molested you when you were growing up?

54:19 Caller I didn't know him. It was a complete stranger.

54:21 Adam Refreshing. Was it a consistent thing or just happened once?

54:28 Caller A one-time thing.

54:29 Drew Sort of a rape?

54:30 Caller Almost, yeah.

54:32 Adam I see.

54:33 I mean, I got away, so it wasn't, but-

54:35 Adam Yeah. That sounds like it could contribute, but that still doesn't sound like all of it.

54:41 Drew How often are you having sex now?

54:44 Caller Maybe once every few weeks.

54:47 Drew How much when you were sort of peaking? How frequently?

54:50 Almost, at least every other day, I guess.

54:53 Caller Okay.

54:55 Adam All right. Well, I don't know what the answer to this one is. I mean, Drew, what about this? And Lisa as well. If you took your life, you'd see cycles. Oh, absolutely. There were times, especially with women, where a lot of women, I know you said surprised earlier in the call that, at 21, you lost your sex drive, but there's a lot of women who are doing it a lot more 31 than they are 21. And they're sort of, everyone sort of has their salad days, as it were. And maybe she's just going through a little ebb and flow sort of situation here. I mean, I don't want to make it too easy, but maybe that's a contributing factor.

55:37 Drew And certainly she sounds like she has some mood instabilities, and that can contribute to those sorts of cycles.

55:43 Adam Brian, you're 19. What's up?

55:46 Caller I just wanted to call and say hi to Lisa.

55:48 Best Of Hi, Brian.

55:49 Caller How's it going?

55:49 Best Of That's very nice of you. It's going well, actually.

55:52 Caller Well, good. Are you enjoying your job at Extra?

55:55 Best Of Yeah, it's good. It's working out well. You know, I've only been there a couple of months in that amount of time. We've seen some pretty dramatic changes, and I really, you know, I worked for, I worked for ET for a lot of years, so I'm excited to get back and, you know, talk to celebrities. I enjoy that. I like, you know, it's one of the perks, Adam, of going out to all the.

56:18 Adam Sure.

56:19 Best Of See all the movies.

56:19 Adam No, no, I make the scene. Who are you talking to?

56:21 Best Of Well, I know you do.

56:22 Adam I can be found in just about every red carpet in town.

56:25 Drew You know what, Lisa, that people can't really see from the television set is the quality of the organization. And there's really excellent producers and the executives are really.

56:35 Adam No, no, it shows through.

56:36 Caller It does.

56:37 Drew No, no, no.

56:38 Best Of He's not sucking up. It is. It's a talented team of people. It's really fun to work there. You know, I like the diversity. I like the consumer stuff. I like the medical stuff. You know, and I'm very, very happy, honest to goodness, that Drew is working with us on the Sex and Relationship because I think people are, I mean, obviously, it's an area that people are wildly interested in and it's challenging to find a way to cover it that's...

57:05 Drew Tasteful?

57:06 Best Of Well, that's tasteful and that's also substantive and real and all of that.

57:12 Adam To be honest, who was your first choice? Was it Dina Dell? Was it Dr. Laura? Who did your people go after? How many folks did you get to before Drew?

57:22 Drew They wanted you at first.

57:23 Caller Dr. John, Dr. J.

57:27 Drew Dr. Dre.

57:28 Adam Dr. Hogley Wogley from the Tyler, Texas barbecue and families.

57:32 Best Of Puff Daddy was our first choice, but we couldn't get him.

57:35 Adam So you eventually ended up with Drew because the price was right. And what about Mary Hart? How much do you hate her?

57:42 Best Of What about Mary Hart? How do we get to Mary Hart?

57:45 Adam You must hate her.

57:46 Best Of I do not.

57:47 Adam Really? Why? Yeah, why?

57:49 Caller Why don't you hate her?

57:50 Drew Why would she? Why would she?

57:51 Adam I don't know. I want to know, too. Why don't you hate her?

57:54 Best Of Because there's nothing to hate about her. Really?

57:56 Adam Is she a nice woman?

57:57 Best Of She's a great lady. She's a good mom. And she's, you know, 20 years been doing that show.

58:02 Adam Oh, my God.

58:03 Best Of You know, that's pretty phenomenal, actually.

58:05 Adam But didn't she have her legs insured or some sort of nonsense?

58:08 Best Of What a great bit of PR that was.

58:09 Adam I know, but I don't trust that.

58:11 Best Of I think it was for like a day.

58:13 Adam All right.

58:14 Best Of Well, what about Lopez having her booty insured?

58:17 Adam I know more and more publicist nonsense. And oh, Mary sings. Oh, remember when Mary was giving people epileptic seizures?

58:25 Best Of Oh, the sound of the voice or something?

58:27 Adam Yeah. That was my favorite part of ET. That must have been. Oh, I'm going to say that was like, I don't know, 86 or something.

58:37 Best Of It was somewhere back in the 80s.

58:38 Adam It was kind of early. Drew, did you remember that story?

58:41 Drew No.

58:43 Adam You know about seizures, right?

58:45 Drew I do.

58:45 Adam Certain things can trigger them?

58:47 Drew Yeah.

58:48 Adam Am I right?

58:49 Drew Kind of.

58:49 Adam Well, you were talking about it the other night on the show, that certain things can trigger seizures.

58:53 Drew I was talking about cocaine and triggering seizures, I believe.

58:55 Adam All right. Go ahead. No crap on my point. Coke, Mary Hart's, all the same.

58:59 Best Of Hi.

59:00 Adam There was somebody who was calling from, or some woman in the Midwest who would-

59:06 Best Of No, it was a guy, wasn't it?

59:07 Adam Was it a guy? I don't know. He or she was having seizures. Because of Mary's voice. I'm sure it was nonsense.

59:15 Best Of Has Mary ever been here with you?

59:17 Adam No, we've not been together. Is she a good person?

59:20 Best Of She is.

59:20 Adam Really?

59:21 Best Of You need to invite her to come over. You'd have a good time with her.

59:23 Adam All right.

59:24 Drew She certainly will.

59:27 Adam What's that, Drew?

59:28 Drew I'm blanking your former partner name.

59:31 Adam Who's your former partner's name?

59:32 Best Of John Tesh.

59:33 Adam John Tesh comes on quite a bit.

59:36 Best Of We love Teshie.

59:37 Adam Yes, we do love him.

59:38 Best Of We do.

59:39 Adam It's not popular to love him, but I'll admit it anyway.

59:41 Best Of I've never understood it.

59:43 Adam Well, there's certain guys like Tesh and Hasselhoff and Dr. Drew, who you just don't want to be associated with. You're considered a geek or a square, not with it, not now, not edgy. And there's a handful of guys. Like we love John Tesh and we love Tom Arnold, two of the most hated people in show business and a downtown Julie Brown. I really enjoy it too. She's fabulous. I know, but everyone hates her. They really do. I don't, I listen. There's certain people that are hated for no good reason. And a certain, Oh, I know. Well, I'll add Carrot Top to that list. There's certain people that people just don't seem to like, but I find myself liking them.

1:00:24 Drew Well, they happen to be great people.

1:00:27 Adam I guess so. Or they're just so effed up and needy. We feel sorry for them. It's one or the other. Not in Tesh's case though. He's a good man. He's a very, very solid man.

1:00:38 Best Of He is not, however, and Drew, let me just make this point here. First of all, Brian, thank you so much. That was very nice of you to be concerned about my extra experience. Now, when you guys watch Extra, you're gonna see him doing the sex survey thing. And I just want to get that in before I go.

1:00:54 Adam Oh, I see, yeah, go ahead.

1:00:55 Best Of Before I go, I had to plug in a self promote.

1:00:57 Drew Any tidbits about the sex survey you want to throw out there?

1:01:00 Best Of Well, the thing that interested me was, would you have sex to get a promotion at work? Oh yeah, absolutely.

1:01:08 Adam Bend over, Anderson.

1:01:09 Best Of A surprising number of people said they would.

1:01:11 Caller I'm gonna take Likus' spot tomorrow.

1:01:12 Drew Well, I think it was surprising, but I remember more men said they would by a large margin than women.

1:01:18 Best Of Yeah.

1:01:19 Drew And it's sort of stereotypically something you worry that women get stuck having to do, but men sort of want to take that on and carry that banner proudly.

1:01:27 Best Of You know what, I think the good news for women in this is it shows that there are, you know, theoretically more women in positions of power to promote the men. So I think that's good for one for our side.

1:01:39 Adam No, hold on.

1:01:40 Drew It doesn't specify sex with women.

1:01:42 Best Of No, it did not.

1:01:42 Adam That is a complete hypothetical.

1:01:44 Best Of It was.

1:01:45 Adam And listen, the equivalent of having, of course, every guy is going to say he'd gladly have sex with whoever, with his boss to move forward in his career, but he's picturing some chick off the set of Allie McBeal.

1:02:01 Best Of It's like the Sex and the City girls.

1:02:03 Adam Demi Moore with the glasses and the hair in the bun and the smart business suit and the heels. And they're not picturing some guy named Roscoe with a big ass who they got to blow before. Yeah, I mean, I'll tell you, you want to be truthful about this for guys. You say there's a male boss you have to have sex with, and then it becomes somewhat analogous for men and women. Because that's an extra bonus. You get a promotion and you get to bang somebody? Fantastic. Sign me up. Bring it on. Bring it on. So, men say they would do this. And women, here's the hypothetical I've always wanted to ask. And forget about these surveys. Start asking bizarre hypotheticals, you know. Who would you have sex with, like Stalin or Hitler? You know, bizarre, morbid hypothetical questions. Because that's entertaining.

1:02:57 Drew Interesting enough, one of the things that Lisa and the extra crew is going to allow me to do is to go out into interesting places and just take a mic and ask questions of people in interesting places about their lives and relationships.

1:03:08 Adam Huel Hauser is going to make fun of you in a year, Drew. But I'll be the lorry seasoning plant in Glendale interviewing one of the guys with the hair nets on.

1:03:19 Drew I may be asking them. I may be asking them, though, would he have sex with Hitler or with the Ava Braun, Ava Braun.

1:03:28 Adam All right. Listen, here's Drew.

1:03:30 Best Of Drew is asking me the direct questions.

1:03:32 Adam I know.

1:03:33 Drew I'm really looking forward to that. That is going to be a very interesting segment.

1:03:36 Adam I've said this about Drew. He does. He asked the hard questions that other people won't ask and don't care about. I've said that many times. But here's the hypothetical I've always wanted as somebody to ask. I'll ask you, Liza. I know the answer you're going to give me, but please.

1:03:52 Best Of Maybe you don't.

1:03:53 Adam Please let me talk you into the answer I want.

1:03:55 Best Of As long as there's no cranberry sauce involved.

1:03:57 Adam No. But I may swing by on Thursday.

1:04:00 Best Of No, you're very invited.

1:04:01 Adam I'll be good and loaded by that time too. So the party is really going to start.

1:04:05 Best Of Coffee.

1:04:06 Adam Here's the hypothetical. And it's tough for you because you work in a sort of environment and you're sort of the big cheese over there. But close your eyes for a moment. Obviously, I don't want you to mention him over the air, but close your eyes if you would.

1:04:19 Best Of Okay.

1:04:20 Adam I'm going to feel her up. No, close your eyes.

1:04:24 Best Of Yes.

1:04:24 Caller And picture, shush up Drew.

1:04:26 Adam Picture the-

1:04:27 Best Of I think it's good. I think I need to go.

1:04:30 Adam Picture right after this hypothetical. Picture the most unattractive man you work with.

1:04:35 Best Of Why am I doing this?

1:04:37 Adam This is part of my hypothetical.

1:04:38 Best Of Okay. Yeah. Got it.

1:04:39 Adam You got it. I don't care if the guy is a grip.

1:04:42 Best Of Got it.

1:04:42 Adam It could be a PA, a producer, a makeup guy, whoever. There's always one of these guys floating around your work. Anytime you work somewhere with more than five people, there's one really unattractive guy that grosses out every woman in the office. And it's like his name is Russ and he's in sales. And every once in a while, when you guys are having a few margaritas after work, keep them closed.

1:05:05 Caller They go, yeah, well, you'll have to make out with Russ for five minutes.

1:05:09 Adam And that girl's going, oh, look at the heebie-jeebies. Okay. So you've got that guy pictured.

1:05:13 Best Of Yes, he's in mind.

1:05:14 Adam He's in mind. Okay. Now here's the hypothetical.

1:05:17 Best Of Go.

1:05:18 Adam You either have sex with this man, we'll call him Russ. It's just a quickie. It's just a one night thing. It's not a big date. It's not a courtship.

1:05:28 No one has to see us.

1:05:29 Adam Straight sex. Nobody sees you and nobody knows.

1:05:32 Okay.

1:05:32 Adam And as a matter of fact, when you're done, Russ doesn't even know. Oh, he knows it during that time. But when you're done, he zips his pants up, he doesn't know and nobody knows. You know, nobody else knows at work. Or you do not have sex with Russ, but everybody in that office at Extra, everyone from the catering guy to the headline producer knows you had sex with Russ, just knows it. Including Russ, even though you didn't, and there's no way you're gonna talk anybody out of it. I mean, they know it like you know your son's name. You see what I'm saying?

1:06:12 Drew And by the way, this is the crap that I've been thinking about all day, okay?

1:06:16 Adam There's a great hypothetical. It really is.

1:06:19 Best Of Which would you rather?

1:06:20 Adam Yeah, which would you rather? Now, most guys would say, oh, screw it, I'll just have a couple of beers and do it. Right. Get it over with. I don't want to deal with it. And most women, the first time around, they go, I don't care. My virtue, my pride is worth more than anything. Let people say what they want. Let them think what they want. I know the truth. But it's nonsense because I say to them, you're going to show up Monday morning and every person, every time that PA hands you the coffee is going to be thinking about Russ. They're all going to picture big disgusting Russ on you. And eventually, if I have enough time, I can work them and whittle them down to them going, how long do I have to have sex with Russ? And I go, just 10 minutes, just long enough for Russ to finish up and they go, okay, fine. So what do you think?

1:07:07 Best Of No, no, no.

1:07:07 Adam Come on, baby, everybody, everyone. John Tesh swings by the set, he's high-fiving Russ.

1:07:13 Best Of Nope.

1:07:14 Adam Everyone at that set.

1:07:16 Caller Dr. Drew's giving Russ a little elbow.

1:07:21 Adam Russ wants a little penicillin from Dr. Drew. He's not sure he didn't wear a condom.

1:07:25 Drew The analyst in evolution.

1:07:27 Adam No, no. Come on, everybody at that show knows. They're all talking, they're laughing behind your, or then the Christmas party rolls around.

1:07:35 Best Of Oh, and we're right there now.

1:07:36 Adam People are drinking. They're drinking.

1:07:39 Best Of And it starts to get around.

1:07:40 Adam And they're coming up. And the kids are there, and the husband is there, and people are talking, and they know it.

1:07:45 Best Of But the hypothetical doesn't work.

1:07:46 Adam Come on, you get it over with.

1:07:47 Best Of If Russ is so disgusting, the hypothetical doesn't work because people would never assume that you'd be with them, right?

1:07:55 Adam But they know it. They know it. They know it like you know your son's name.

1:07:58 Best Of They think you just got drunk and you just messed up.

1:08:00 Adam They just know it.

1:08:02 Best Of What would happen?

1:08:03 Adam This is the beauty of a hypothetical. They don't wait. It's even more disconcerting. It's like, Lisa, I thought she was a family woman. I can't believe that. Oh, and he's so disgusting. What is she thinking? But they know it.

1:08:19 Caller Yeah.

1:08:20 Adam You get it over with.

1:08:21 Caller Get it over with.

1:08:22 Adam One quick night.

1:08:25 Caller You would so.

1:08:27 Best Of You liar. Whoever I know named Russ now doesn't have a prayer. Russ is always going to be that guy with the hairy back now.

1:08:34 Caller All right.

1:08:35 Adam Oh, well, I bet she'd do it. I don't have any hair on my back. Please. Drew is like a burn victim. He's like a prepudessant burn victim.

1:08:47 Caller Yeah.

1:08:47 Drew But how about your backside?

1:08:48 Adam All right. So listen, it's the winter.

1:08:52 Caller All right.

1:08:52 Adam We'll take ourselves a little break. I want to say bye to Lisa.

1:08:57 Best Of Hey, Drew, travel safely. I'll see you next week.

1:09:00 Drew Thank you. We'll do.

1:09:01 Adam All right. And we'll be back.

1:09:06 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:09:27 Caller Our hosts, Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:09:45 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LE-1-9-1. Flying solo tonight. Kara Top has just entered the studio.

1:09:54 Best Of Sorry I'm late.

1:09:55 Adam Good to see you.

1:09:58 Drew I was telling a Jay Leno story. So, right, you were there.

1:10:00 Best Of But I'm on with Jay and he said, I said, I'm dealing with my set. And they always, as clockwork, hey, good stuff, can't stop.

1:10:06 Adam When you go back over to the set.

1:10:07 Best Of Yeah, you go over and you're like, good set, can't stop. And I said, hey, after the show, come check out my new car. He loves cars and bikes. Of course, I don't own a bike, I own Harley Boots. That's the only thing I own, Harley. So I said, come check out my car. He's like, oh, what'd you get? I'm like, it's a fag car. He's like, no, what kind of car? I said, you know, it's a, cause he likes these muscle cars, you know. I'm like, it's a, you know, BMW, whatever. He's like, BMW, what kind of BMW? I'm like, what's the X5? It's like a SUV. It's like, you know, in his eyes, it's a fag car. Well, it's a cool car.

1:10:38 Adam To be fair, it's for huskier fags.

1:10:40 Best Of It's a huskier fag, right? Yeah. It's got a 4.4, like, you know, it's a monster engine. I mean, this thing's faster than I'm, you know. So I said, come on, check out this car. And he says, well, I can't. I got to go to Vegas and do a show at the Venetian. So my buddy and I are like Venetian. I said, it's got to be like 100 grand or more. I mean, Jay Leno is going to his private party.

1:11:00 Adam Right.

1:11:01 Best Of After doing Tonight Show, after putting it with me and then go do that and then come back for 100 grand. We're just talking about Vegas off the air.

1:11:08 Adam How much was it?

1:11:09 Best Of I don't know. That's what I'm saying. It may have been even more than 100 grand, but we're talking about money in the way. I was on the freeway listening to you say, we're going to talk about Carrot Top, the kind of money it's pulling in. I'm thinking, I'm not pulling in Leno Cash. I mean, I'm pulling in Carrot Cash. I mean, Carrot Cash and Leno Cash is a whole big deal. I got props, man. Here's a boot with a kickstand on it. You're like, yeah, it's 100 grand. No, it doesn't happen that way.

1:11:30 Adam Carrot Cash is redeemable at the buffet at Circus Circus, by the way. But speaking of, all right, so you're in Vegas. You're in Vegas, what, 10 days at a time, a week at a time?

1:11:40 Best Of Yeah, usually two weeks, which is a week longer than you want to be there. I mean, Vegas is nuts. I don't gamble, so I have nothing to do except drugs. Drugs. Exactly. It keeps me going, baby.

1:11:50 Adam Transvestites. And crack whores. Come on, baby. I was being polite and calling them transvestites. And you.

1:11:56 Best Of I'm going to say crack whores.

1:11:57 Adam Do you play, you do two shows, two shows a night?

1:12:01 Best Of No, one show a night until Saturday, do two shows a night.

1:12:04 Adam So give me the Vegas schedule. One show a night during the week, two shows on Saturday, you get Sunday off?

1:12:11 Best Of No, I work every night. I don't have a dark night. I go every night. For two weeks, three weeks. Sometimes I went for a month. I went for a month straight, no dark nights, which is. But you know, for comics, it's like, I'm having fun, I'm in town, I'm having a good time. It's like for me, entertaining is my whole life. When I'm not, I'm miserable. I mean, I love being on stage.

1:12:25 Drew I remember you guys having this conversation the last time you were here.

1:12:28 Best Of Yeah, I think so. And in fact, my favorite part of ever doing love lines ever in the history with you, I was telling the guys in here, I said, when you said, I have to agree with Carrot Top on this, it just sounded so funny that a doctor would say, I got to take the agree with Carrot Top on this story.

1:12:41 Adam True, entertainment is this life where it's boring is your life.

1:12:44 Drew Boring is my life, being boring, to be very clear about this, being boring. And not working is yours. So thereby, you see, Carrot Top likes working.

1:12:52 Adam How dare you?

1:12:52 Best Of See, I do, I love working. When I don't work, I feel like I'm not doing, yeah, it's weird.

1:12:57 Drew But I know, Adam considers that sick.

1:12:58 Adam I consider that flawed.

1:13:00 Best Of Really? Yeah, sure. That's different. See, we have a different life. You know, you're a good looking guy. I look like Chelsea Clinton. I mean, so different thing.

1:13:06 Adam Oh, how dare you?

1:13:07 Drew And you have congenital cataracts.

1:13:08 Caller Right.

1:13:10 Adam Carrot is a very attractive man. Carrot, you get, you dangle that carrot in front of a woman or two, don't you?

1:13:16 Best Of I try. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I try to. But it's always the carrot something. You're like, hey, are you carrot? It's like, you know, it's not like you don't want to be in the heat of passion. Some of your girl, you know, oh, carrot. No, call me, you know, call me carrot. I mean, like, like, it's not like it's not the most. I mean, honestly, come on, you're a doctor and second, imagine being in bed on top of some woman going at it. It's not, it's not the most.

1:13:38 Drew I gotta agree with Carrot Top on this one.

1:13:39 Best Of Thank you. Ah, see, go back to that.

1:13:43 Adam Yeah.

1:13:43 Caller Orange pubes.

1:13:43 Best Of Where's that sound cue of me going, yes.

1:13:45 Adam Orange, orange pubic hair.

1:13:47 Caller Ow!

1:13:47 Adam Yeah, ow. Orange, orange in the pubic hair.

1:13:49 Best Of No, I've had it all removed. I put in tile. It's all, it's a beautiful, it's a beautiful, beautiful thing.

1:13:54 Adam I'm gonna be doing.

1:13:54 Best Of When you think about that with a woman, and honestly, if you go down a woman, can I say that?

1:13:58 Best Of You go down a woman, and you don't want to be like Don King in the leg lock. You know what I mean? You want to be like, you want to look attractive. So, with a guy, when a woman goes down, a guy did the same thing. I always think, you know, they wanted the same thing. They don't want to go down and be like the jungle guy.

1:14:11 Drew That's why he has an arc and it dies his hair.

1:14:12 Adam I'm with you. I was talking to a stripper just Saturday night in Vegas over at the Olympic Garden and she said, you know.

1:14:20 Best Of They don't validate parking, by the way.

1:14:21 Adam It's great when you talk to strippers, by the way, about what they look for in a man, because it's like, he's gotta shave his balls. It was like the first thing out of her mouth. Really? Yeah, and I was thinking, you get a little easier here.

1:14:34 Drew Caretops taking notes here, hold on.

1:14:35 Caller Yeah, really?

1:14:36 Best Of Shave balls, go ahead.

1:14:37 Adam They get you on the ropes, they're like, you shave your balls, I was like, oh!

1:14:40 Caller Of course.

1:14:41 Adam On the way in. Right, right, right.

1:14:43 Best Of Who does it?

1:14:43 Adam Hello. That's why I fly first class.

1:14:45 Best Of Right.

1:14:45 Adam Because there's room to shave my balls.

1:14:47 Best Of Absolutely.

1:14:48 Adam Hello.

1:14:49 Best Of Hello. Yeah, shave your balls. Of course. Right?

1:14:54 Drew Yeah. Caretops is mature.

1:14:55 Best Of Even the women that I know shave their balls.

1:14:57 Drew Caretops was such a young lad when he was last year. He seems so mature now.

1:15:01 Best Of I know, right? I've matured so much. I've actually, for over eight years or more, we've been apart. Yeah. Your kids weren't even born. You're talking about being old.

1:15:10 Drew Oh, you were here once.

1:15:11 Best Of I knew before you had your kids.

1:15:12 Drew Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know.

1:15:14 Best Of With another guy. I'm not going to mention the name, but yeah, it was always fun.

1:15:17 Adam Nicole?

1:15:18 Best Of No, Nicole.

1:15:18 Drew Treated you well, too.

1:15:19 Best Of Always.

1:15:20 Adam Nicole, you're 19. Yeah. What is up? Oh, by the way, I'll give some dates where you can find Caretops.

1:15:26 Best Of Oh, God.

1:15:28 Adam By the way, the next few. Well, I have two years worth itinerary here. I'll just give the first year a hand back.

1:15:34 Best Of They do have a lot of dates there.

1:15:35 Adam Nicole?

1:15:35 Caller Yes.

1:15:36 Adam What is up?

1:15:37 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew.

1:15:39 Caller Yeah.

1:15:41 Caller Every time I have sex with my boyfriend, I excessively queef, and my boyfriend says it turns him off, and I don't know why it happens a lot.

1:15:51 Drew He's quite a gentleman, that man.

1:15:53 Caller I mean, he just recently said it. We've been going out for two years.

1:15:57 Drew You sure? Is anything else going on? Maybe he's looking for an excuse to understand why his performance hasn't been what it should be or something.

1:16:04 Adam No, but you know how relationships are. The stuff that was cute is now disgusting two years into it.

1:16:11 Drew It just returned to its real state.

1:16:12 Adam Right. It's what it should have been at the beginning.

1:16:14 Drew It moved out of its ideal state back to reality.

1:16:16 Adam Yeah. It goes from, oh, she farted in the middle of the night. It was so funny. It goes from that to, honey, if you're going to go, number two, shut the goddamn door. Jesus Christ, I'm trying to eat.

1:16:28 Caller I just want to know if this is normal for it to happen a lot.

1:16:31 Drew It's normal for some people and it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you.

1:16:35 Best Of Yeah, but I actually enjoy that. I like when they squeeze right in my face. I'm like, oh yeah.

1:16:39 Adam I don't like it because it suggests there's too much air around my penis. You know what I mean?

1:16:44 Drew There's room for else than your penis.

1:16:46 Adam Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like, why don't we have a tighter fit here? The piston is not big enough for the cylinder. Yeah, I got a lawnmower piston going in a big block Chevy.

1:16:55 Drew There's air. Right.

1:16:57 Caller So there's nothing wrong with it?

1:16:58 Drew No, no, no.

1:16:59 Caller Is there anything I can do so it doesn't happen?

1:17:02 Drew You work on positions. Sometimes their positions are...

1:17:04 Adam Oh yeah, yeah.

1:17:05 Drew Their positions will do it more than those that will.

1:17:08 Adam Right. I'll tell you one, one of my favorite positions, which is where I lie on the prey, as I like to call them, and just basically pretend to fall asleep while I'm having sex. There's no queefing in that position. It's the doggy, it's the you on top hopping around. It's all the exotic kama sutra type high energy ones. The faster you do it, it's like, okay, put it this way. Everyone, put your hand under your arm, put your arm in your pit, right? Now, you make that fart sound when you do this, right? But let's say you move like a tree sloth. You move your elbow up and down very slowly. What do you get? Nothing. You start flapping away like a maniac, what do you get? Thanks, Drew.

1:17:51 Caller But the only thing is I get nervous every time I'm gonna have sex, because I feel like I'm gonna turn them off.

1:17:57 Drew Here's another thing you can do too, is that this is an issue of flow, you know, flow dynamics. And so it might help even like to contract your abdominal muscles, it increases pressure there, it might, you know, the same thing.

1:18:09 Best Of I get nervous before having sex too, because they're gonna call their parents. Seriously. Don't call your mom. No, seriously, I should. No, I'm only 13. Crap.

1:18:17 Caller Unacceptable.

1:18:20 Caller Okay, so is it more him or is it?

1:18:22 Drew It's more him.

1:18:23 Caller Because people tell me it's the pressure. All right.

1:18:26 Adam Listen.

1:18:26 Drew It's about him.

1:18:27 Adam Nicole, you get a position that's not as queef-friendly.

1:18:31 Caller Queef-friendly.

1:18:32 Adam And tell him to slow down a little.

1:18:35 Best Of Something not QF.

1:18:36 Drew Queef-errific.

1:18:37 Adam And turn up the stereo.

1:18:39 Best Of Yeah, jam some music roll out.

1:18:41 Drew That's good. Quite a new position. It's called intimacy. Yes.

1:18:44 Adam Find intimacy.

1:18:45 Drew Yes, find intimacy. Thank you.

1:18:48 Adam And, yeah. You go. Okay.

1:18:51 Caller Oops.

1:18:52 Drew Boring, but genius.

1:18:53 Adam There you go. Quinn.

1:18:54 Caller Oh, hey.

1:18:55 Adam You're 13.

1:18:56 Caller Yeah, you guys are funny as hell.

1:18:58 Adam Thanks here, Quinn.

1:18:59 Caller Yeah. I want to know what the long-term effects are of my mom smoking weed when she was pregnant with me.

1:19:05 Drew We don't really know. Do you have any problems that you're aware of?

1:19:07 Best Of Are you hungry right now?

1:19:09 Caller Uh, no.

1:19:09 Drew Did you have any problems scholastically?

1:19:12 Adam He ate his placenta when he was in school.

1:19:13 Drew Any problems at school?

1:19:15 Adam Has anyone got like a Ritz or anything?

1:19:16 Best Of Come on.

1:19:17 Adam Got a whole bowl of placenta here.

1:19:19 Caller He ate his placenta.

1:19:20 Best Of He ate his placenta.

1:19:21 Drew Quinn, any problems in school?

1:19:23 Caller Uh, no.

1:19:24 Drew Any problems emotionally?

1:19:25 Caller Uh, no.

1:19:26 Drew No, so you're fine. Don't worry. All right.

1:19:28 Caller You guys are funny as hell.

1:19:29 Adam Thanks. Did your mom quit smoking weed at a certain point?

1:19:32 Drew Uh, no.

1:19:33 Caller She still doesn't.

1:19:34 Drew That may have more effect on you actually than the exposure during pregnancy. Having a mom that's an addict, the mom's unavailable, that's regulating her emotional world with drugs.

1:19:43 Adam How do you know that she was smoking weed while she was pregnant? Did she tell you that?

1:19:48 Caller Uh, my dad told me.

1:19:50 Adam Nice. That's great.

1:19:51 Drew Thanks, dad.

1:19:52 Best Of Did your mom get single? Because I'm looking to score.

1:19:54 Adam Everyone's got those like, you know, listen, parents, don't tell your kids everything. You know, I remember when I said, you know what I mean, because it sticks in their head and they freak out about it and they can't put it in time checks because they're 13.

1:20:06 Best Of They don't need to know everything. It's just what kids need to know.

1:20:08 Adam I remember when I said to my dad, when I was like 11 years old, I want to play pro football. It's the only thing I want to do. I thought, jeez, that? No, that's the only thing I want to do. You got over the edge.

1:20:22 Drew Pro football.

1:20:23 Adam I said, Dad, I'm 11 years old. I'll never forget it. We were in Santa Monica driving at the VW Buggy, which is not quite a car, but. Squareback. I said, no, mom drove the squareback. Two VW family. By the way, all you, I'm old school. I remember when VW meant piece of ass. There was no Passat or Scirocco or anything. It was a piece of ass. VW was a car. Hitler decided he was going to crank out for the drones.

1:20:49 Drew Vokes the people, Volkswagen.

1:20:51 Adam Right, right. This was a pile of ass that people got killed in. But I was driving that car with him and I said, dad, you think I'll make it to six foot? And he looked at me and he went, I don't think so. I mean, I'm you know, he's like five, nine. My mom's not that tall. Don't look like you're going to make it. And I thought, thanks, dad. I'm 11. That's great. Yeah. So you pull over so I can kill myself. Just. Oh, well, just wait to crash. I'll go flying out. There's no seat belts. You got a rag top and a seat that doesn't latch back. Remember those? Just that fly up in the wind seat. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's talk to Aaron. Aaron. Yeah.

1:21:27 Caller Aaron.

1:21:28 Adam Yeah.

1:21:29 Caller I had two questions.

1:21:30 Adam Oh, Jesus.

1:21:31 Drew Quickly, Aaron, go.

1:21:32 Caller First, Carrot Top. I just want to know what your real name is, because usually when people are saying famous or famous guys have secondary names or names they use in the film.

1:21:42 Adam Moisha Wittenberg.

1:21:43 Best Of Well, Cinnamon is my dancing name, but I go by Scott.

1:21:47 Caller Yeah, that's my real name.

1:21:48 Caller Scott.

1:21:49 Best Of Kind of boring now. You're like, oh, crap.

1:21:50 Drew You have an interesting last name.

1:21:52 Best Of Yeah, Thompson, which is like this kid in the Hall, Scott Thompson. So I'm always like, I'm the straight one. You know, that's the only thing I can differ from.

1:21:59 Drew Aaron, what's the other thing?

1:22:00 Adam Even that's getting a little blurry.

1:22:01 Best Of Yeah, because I'm wearing a glitter belt.

1:22:03 Drew We got to go to break it.

1:22:03 Best Of I came in with a belt with glitter on it. So yeah, it's kind of hard.

1:22:06 Drew Aaron, what's the other thing?

1:22:07 Caller And the second one, I've been watching The Man Show for a while.

1:22:10 Adam Fantastic.

1:22:10 Caller I've been on The Man Show, and I stopped watching and I started watching again and the fox was gone. I don't know what ever happened to the fox.

1:22:16 Adam He's in beer chugging heaven. He died? Yes.

1:22:20 Caller He did?

1:22:20 Adam Yes.

1:22:21 Caller When did that happen?

1:22:23 Drew About eight months ago?

1:22:24 Adam About eight months ago, yeah.

1:22:25 Best Of Why haven't I been on The Man Show? I've been a fan of this show for years.

1:22:29 Adam The word man is right in the title.

1:22:31 Best Of Oh, you son of a bitch. And I've got props. Props are very visual, television, visual.

1:22:36 Drew He won't let me on The Man Show either. Really?

1:22:37 Best Of Damn it. I've seen you on The Man Show. What are you talking about? But I'd love to be on.

1:22:41 Adam Aaron?

1:22:42 Caller Yeah?

1:22:42 Adam He died, I think he had prostate cancer.

1:22:44 Drew Oh God.

1:22:45 Adam It was very sad. What's that?

1:22:47 Caller Kidney failure or anything?

1:22:49 Adam No.

1:22:49 Drew It wasn't doing great.

1:22:50 Adam It was not alcohol related. No. Don't any of you kids stop drinking on the count of the fox's death. He wouldn't have wanted it that way. All right? All right, thanks. All right, he'll be missed. We'll take a little break and we'll talk to more of you after this. Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Everlast is our guest tonight. It's going to be at the House of Blues tomorrow night. Just telling the boys about model airplanes, model jets, model jet airplanes. They couldn't have been more excited. They really couldn't have been.

1:24:04 I can't believe that's how much that engine costs.

1:24:05 Adam Oh, my God.

1:24:07 Caller Boring.

1:24:09 Adam No, chicks with the chicks. You know, it's funny, too. So I fly these model airplanes and everyone makes fun of me for doing it, at least everyone I know. The guys at the field, well, they don't make fun of me, but there are a bunch of guys in their 50s that still live at home.

1:24:22 Drew Play Dungeon and the Dragon. Watch Star Trek.

1:24:24 Adam No, you know, these guys, the guys who fly the model airplanes are more your gear head than your tech head guys.

1:24:31 Drew They still.

1:24:32 Adam You know the difference?

1:24:32 Drew They still watch Star Trek.

1:24:34 Adam No, no. Star Trek, D&D, those, that's a little, those are computer guys.

1:24:40 Drew You know, strangely.

1:24:41 Adam These guys all have an El Camino in their garage. It's up on blocks. And they've been building the engine for the last 15 years and the old lady's pissed off. And you know what I'm talking about? These are tradesmen guys, drywallers and framers and stuff. These are like the, this is the mechanical version of the tech head nerdy guy. Same guy, but these guys drink and they get in fights and they're dirtier and their wives hate them. Or they live at home.

1:25:11 Drew They're fatter.

1:25:12 Adam They're fatter and they live at home.

1:25:14 Drew Never Asian.

1:25:16 Adam No, no Asian. And although you'll get one crazy Asian every once in a while. Just one crazy, last guy I saw out there was Asian, was wearing virtual reality goggles. He had a camera on the front of his plane and he was trying to fly his plane in a virtual reality.

1:25:31 Drew From inside the cockpit.

1:25:32 Adam From inside the cockpit while he was standing on the ground.

1:25:35 Drew My model play.

1:25:36 Adam Oh, my God. And there was a crazy Asian guy who was jamming people's radio signals in like a van parked in the park across the street that that it's a long story. But the the point is, is they don't make fun of me. Everyone else does. Thank you, Drew. And then, of course, every time I go by there, I see the plaque of the pilots who've left the hangar for the last time, which is all the guys have died over the years. Not in model airplane accidents, just died. I think these guys die earlier. I think they're die. It's not so good. All right. So what were we talking about?

1:26:11 Drew Never Last Song.

1:26:12 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're going to hear that? No. Anderson says no.

1:26:16 Drew That's a place. Let's talk to a caller.

1:26:18 Adam And then he turned back around. Oh, you cleaning it up, Anderson? Yeah, that's what he's doing.

1:26:22 Drew All right.

1:26:22 Adam He's busy working on it. Cleaning up. We're going to sanitize it for your protection and then we'll, we'll play it. Denise? Hey, and Anderson, not only do I want you to take out the swear words, but the rhyming words should go too. Even if we're clean, all right? Enough of that rhyming. It's poisoning the kids' minds.

1:26:42 Drew Denise is 31.

1:26:43 Adam I got to Bakhan like John Mockin. The beach steps up, I'm smocking the hole.

1:26:49 Drew Denise.

1:26:50 Caller You're lucky I like you.

1:26:54 Adam What's up, Denise?

1:26:56 Caller Hey, guys. What's up? Well, I'm 31. I'm eight months pregnant right now. Basically, the dad left me for a 19-year-old in my fifth month. And I've been letting him come around only because I was allowing him to go to Lamaze with me because I figured I didn't want to take away the birth of his child from him.

1:27:16 Drew Wait a minute.

1:27:17 Caller But every time I let him come around me, he will literally try to pull my pants down. If I'm doing dishes, he'll jam himself between the sink, get on his knees and try to go down on me. He's constantly trying to get on me. And I don't, I mean, he made his choice with the 19-year-old, so I don't see why personally he would want to do that. And my question is, for Dr. Drew mostly, how would you, I mean, I think he's a sex addict. It's either that or it's just old habit because we're-

1:27:48 Drew Well, no, no, no, wait a minute. I think you're confusing what motivates guys like this, right? He does stuff like that because you let him, because you invite him back into your life, because you've been sexual before and he's an idiot and he just assumes, well, we've done this before, so what the hell?

1:28:05 Adam How old is he?

1:28:06 Caller He's 33.

1:28:08 Adam Wow. He's got some pretty big way vows.

1:28:10 Drew Yeah, he's an idiot.

1:28:10 Adam Five months pregnant, he takes off with a 19-year-old. Who's the 19-year-old?

1:28:15 Caller I have no idea. Yeah, I've never met her or anything, but I mean, I'm having a really hard pregnancy because of it. I'm trying to, I mean, I know in the future, I'm going to have to be able to deal with him because he is the father of my child.

1:28:29 Drew Yeah, but why not deal with him in a more structured way? Why have him in your house? Why let him do this to you? I mean, unless you're sort of ambivalent and you kind of maybe want to get him back into a relationship again.

1:28:43 Adam Well, she does.

1:28:44 Drew Yeah, that's what I think is going on.

1:28:45 Caller Well, I still love him.

1:28:46 Adam I mean, sure.

1:28:47 Drew So he's taking full advantage of that.

1:28:50 Caller I mean, we've been best friends since we were 11 years old.

1:28:52 Drew Oh, not a good thing.

1:28:53 Adam Your best friend knocked you up.

1:28:55 Caller And left you, you know, for a 19-year-old.

1:28:57 Caller Yeah, and his excuse was, well, I get along with her better.

1:29:00 Drew Nice friend.

1:29:02 Adam Yeah, who are your enemies?

1:29:04 Caller Just day before yesterday, I basically cut him off and told him no more Lamaze and, you know, I talked to my teacher and staff and my instructor, realizing that I'm going to be extremely vulnerable at that point. And I don't really want him in the room.

1:29:17 Adam Yeah. By the way, never has there been more a weaker threat than, no more Lamaze for you. Hey, from now on, Monday nights, you're watching a football, buddy. You understand me? You're drinking beer and hanging with your buddies and watching football. No more going to the Y with me and the other chicks and helping us raise.

1:29:34 Drew She's not.

1:29:35 Adam That guy must have took that pretty hard.

1:29:37 Drew She's having trouble sort of understanding where he's coming from.

1:29:42 Adam Well, he's an idiot.

1:29:42 Drew He's totally.

1:29:43 Adam All right. But she has kind of low self-esteem.

1:29:46 Drew She's desperate.

1:29:50 Adam I mean, she's kind of I see her sort of treading water in some ocean trying to grab on to something that's floating because she's pregnant.

1:29:58 Drew I bet if she weren't pregnant, she wouldn't feel quite this way. And I think she genuinely trusted this guy and loved him and wanted to make a family. I mean, she's completely let down by it.

1:30:06 Adam He was with the idiot in the first place.

1:30:08 Caller So I just bug out off, you know, how many it's just so common for cats to break out on on on women. They get pregnant now that I mean, I'm getting old or something. No, it's really, it's lame, really ridiculous and lame. And I just, you know, I would like personally for myself to say any dude who does that is pretty much a punk in my book.

1:30:28 Adam Yeah. I mean, by the way, you want to talk about society coming apart at the fabric. That's going to do it.

1:30:35 Caller There it is. That's happening right now all around us.

1:30:38 Adam That is it. Yeah. That's what's going to do it. I had my crazy neighbor came by to pay me a visit. Oh, Jesus Christ.

1:30:46 Caller Uh-oh, tell me.

1:30:47 Adam I know he's going to be, he says he listens to the show.

1:30:50 Caller All right. First off, okay.

1:30:52 Adam He's one of these dudes who wears a tank top that's cut off. Oh, you know what I mean? So the belly showing. This is a week ago. Should he be? No, no, but it's 74 degrees. You know what I'm thinking? How hot does it have to be for you to cut off your tank top? You know what I mean? You got to be living on the surface of the sun. Since when have you ever put a tank top on, walked outside and went, it's a little much.

1:31:17 Drew This is that thinking too.

1:31:18 Adam I got to cut this baby off.

1:31:19 Drew Because it looks good on Arnold Schwarzenegger, it looks good on me.

1:31:22 Adam Yeah. Well, I don't know. I think every day was casual day for him. So, you know, cause it was the middle of the week and he was swung by the house to see how the construction was going.

1:31:30 Drew Oh, this is the new neighbor.

1:31:32 Adam This is the new neighbor.

1:31:33 Drew You get crazy neighbors wherever you go.

1:31:35 Adam I know. I think I blame the realtors. I really do. And it was one of these things where I'm like, yeah, what are you doing? You know, like his mom was sick and moved back in to take care of her or whatever. He's walking around this cutoff tank top. And he was telling me, yeah, yeah, I got a kid. Jesus Christ. I know he's a listener. I see this guy tomorrow. I got a kid in Atlanta, he says. Hey, he's 13. And I said, yeah, what's going on with your kid? You know, he's my son. And it's been a while. I haven't been out there in 10 years. I go, well, what's the problem? Well, you know, it's an old lady. Booze and Prozac don't mix, he tells me. And he's talking about his crazy ex, right? And I go, what do you think your kid's doing with the booze and the Prozac and the crazy wife? You know what I mean? All you guys out there who have some crazy bitch who's abusing substances or just too crazy. I mean, I've talked to so many guys who have said, what happened? Oh man, I got out of that bitch was crazy, man. She is volatile, man. I can't even go around. She's nuts.

1:32:35 Drew And the four kids, man, it makes it even worse.

1:32:37 Adam Yeah. Four kids get out. Yeah. So she's so crazy and so volatile and so screwed up. And you leave your kids there and never come back? The hell is that?

1:32:46 Drew Yeah.

1:32:47 Caller I don't know. I just think there's this. I mean, I sense like among even people I know this just detachment from that. There's not really no sense of like of that being an actual part of you.

1:32:58 Drew Yeah.

1:32:59 Caller Right.

1:32:59 Caller Your responsibility is like more than that.

1:33:01 Drew No sense of how profoundly painful and damaging that is for the kids or none.

1:33:06 Caller Yeah. You know, or maybe it's happened to them and they've just covered it up so much that they won't even look at it because to acknowledge that would be to acknowledge their own pain.

1:33:14 Drew I think it's a combo.

1:33:14 Caller You know, but it's just ridiculous. I mean, I see it so much. I mean, it's like, I mean, it's just it blows my mind again. I'm like, I'm just sitting here like, whoa.

1:33:24 Adam I know. And it's amazing that these guys are probably more dedicated to whatever football team or basketball team they're following.

1:33:30 Caller And their girlfriends. And their girlfriends. I still love him.

1:33:33 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:33:34 Caller I still need him. Right. I mean, won't send you a dime and only comes around when he wants what he wants. And right. But, you know, yeah, it's crazy.

1:33:43 Adam It's pathetic. Denise.

1:33:44 Drew So we're going to finish with.

1:33:45 Adam Yes. The guy's an idiot. He really is. I know it's a real hard time for you.

1:33:50 Drew Your expectation of him was totally different than the person he turned out to be.

1:33:54 Caller Oh, absolutely.

1:33:55 Drew You got to deal with that. And you've got to deal with him in a very structured limit setting kind of way. Don't allow him to run amok. Don't allow don't invite him back into your life, except in a very structured way.

1:34:08 Caller OK.

1:34:08 Drew He will hurt you again.

1:34:10 Caller And he'll screw your kid up, too.

1:34:11 Caller That's for real.

1:34:12 Caller I have no doubt about that.

1:34:14 Caller I have no doubt about that.

1:34:15 Adam OK.

1:34:17 Drew You have no problem. You don't have a problem with any guys, do you, when you're not pregnant?

1:34:20 Caller No. No. I mean, honestly, I wouldn't know. I've been with him for so long.

1:34:25 Drew Why have you been clinging to this a-hole?

1:34:28 Caller You know, he's just... It's been... I don't know if he's going through midlife crisis this early or anything, but I've been with him for so long.

1:34:34 Drew Stop making excuses for him. Why have you been clinging to this a-hole?

1:34:39 Caller I don't know. I'm the type of... I've only had two boyfriends my whole life.

1:34:41 Drew Why? All right. Because...

1:34:46 Caller I don't know. I never really...

1:34:47 Caller I was...

1:34:48 Caller I never really trust men.

1:34:49 Caller I guess I was...

1:34:50 Caller I used to be a dancer. So I think that I saw a lot of bad things. And I was... You know, I...

1:34:56 Adam How's your dad doing? You talk to your dad?

1:34:59 Caller My dad passed away about five years ago.

1:35:01 Drew Did he do anything to you when you were growing up?

1:35:03 Caller No. Uh-uh. My dad was awesome. My dad was great.

1:35:06 Adam Really? He just became a dancer?

1:35:10 Caller Yeah. I followed in my sister's footsteps, took the easy way out instead of getting a real job.

1:35:15 Adam Both this great man's daughters became dancers?

1:35:19 Caller Yeah.

1:35:20 Adam Yeah.

1:35:20 Drew You think you felt very pro-positive about that? No.

1:35:24 Caller I mean, I don't...

1:35:24 Drew Why would you do that to your dad that you love so much?

1:35:27 Caller I'm sorry?

1:35:28 Drew Why would you do that to your dad that you love so much?

1:35:32 Caller Well, I was always kind of hard-headed and...

1:35:34 Adam Uh-huh. Are you sure he was a great guy?

1:35:37 Caller Oh, absolutely.

1:35:38 Drew Where's mom?

1:35:39 Caller My mom's my best friend. She's around me all the time. She's basically... Without her right now, I probably wouldn't be able to get through this. All right.

1:35:47 Adam So wait a minute. Hold on a second. Your mom's your best friend. Your dad's the world's greatest guy. You and your sister both got into the ass-shaking business. And you're pregnant 31. You're with sort of a semi-abusive a-hole of a guy. Something ain't matching up here. Now, what is it? What? Would your dad be an alcoholic?

1:36:06 Caller Yeah.

1:36:07 Caller Ah-ha.

1:36:08 Adam The world's greatest lush.

1:36:10 Caller Yeah.

1:36:11 Drew All right. That creates some issues for you, Denise, and I suggest you look into it.

1:36:15 Caller Oh, I've been going to counseling for years. I mean, before I even got pregnant, I was really the best.

1:36:20 Drew How can you sit there and call your dad the world's greatest dad? How can you do that?

1:36:25 Caller I guess, I don't know. I mean, he was never abusive towards me or anything like that.

1:36:31 Adam He was too loaded. He couldn't get off the sofa. Listen to me. Listen to all you people out there. My dad was not an alcoholic. He was not physically abusive.

1:36:39 Drew He was not emotionally abusive.

1:36:41 Adam That's right. I've been beating the crap out of him on this radio show every night for five years now because he missed a handful of Pop Warner football games. I suggest you guys start doing the same with your folks. Start beating on him.

1:36:52 Caller You are an asshole.

1:36:53 Adam Thank you very much. Oh, the world's greatest alcoholic dad.

1:36:58 Drew It doesn't add up till it adds up, folks. You know what I'm saying?

1:37:02 Caller Right away like an onion.

1:37:03 Drew You got to just dig. Oh, it's perfect. Best friend. Yeah, they're both dancers.

1:37:07 Adam What got you into dancing? Well, I followed my sister and my sister's, you know, well, my brother got into gay porn originally. Opened up some doors for my sister getting into the dancing.

1:37:16 Drew You don't have to do that business.

1:37:17 Adam Sure, sure, to you now. Who are you bluffing? All right, we'll take a little break.

1:37:32 Best Of Loveline will be right back on the New Rock Alternative 94.7 in Arcade.

1:37:54 Adam Yeah, it's going like hunting during your lunch break.

1:37:58 Caller It worked.

1:37:59 Adam All right, I want to thank Everlast for coming out here. Eat It Whitey's is the name of the CD. Great CD, great guy. Always good to see Everlast.

1:38:09 Caller And always good to be here, man.

1:38:10 Adam Yeah, well, you're local, and whenever you're in town, come around.

1:38:14 Caller I might just start dropping in, man.

1:38:16 Drew Anytime.

1:38:17 Adam We've had that threat from many celebrity, Drew, but they rarely back it up.

1:38:22 Drew Only David Arquette.

1:38:22 Adam Only David Arquette.

1:38:24 Drew When you bash him.

1:38:25 Adam I was talking about how completely insane David Arquette is, apropos to nothing, just as if we'd started talking right now about David Arquette and what a nut job he was.

1:38:36 Drew We love him.

1:38:37 Adam But we love him, but he's clearly, I know David. He is clearly, you know, insane. The courts have determined him insane.

1:38:45 Drew Legally.

1:38:45 Adam And there was a knock on this green door right here.

1:38:47 Caller He's like a fun kind of insane.

1:38:49 Drew We love him.

1:38:49 Caller Like Robert Downey Jr. kind of insane.

1:38:52 Adam I was saying, not crazy. Thinks he's Napoleon insane. You know, good insane. I was talking about this. There was a knock on this door. The door opened. He was standing in it.

1:39:02 Drew And yelling.

1:39:03 Adam And yelling at me. On the air. He walked in. He was driving by the studio when he heard me saying he was insane.

1:39:09 Drew He pulled over and came in.

1:39:10 Caller I'm Elmer J. Fudd.

1:39:10 Caller I own a mansion in here.

1:39:12 Drew I'm a millionaire.

1:39:13 Caller I own a mansion in here.

1:39:14 Adam Alright everybody. Thanks a lot Everlast. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:39:20 Drew When I was 19, I ate about four boiled peyote buttons and stayed up all night but felt no effect.

1:39:26 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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