Episode 1000754887295

0:54 Voiceover This is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:16 Drew Here we are, Loveline. I'm Dr. Drew, that's Adam Corolla with the broken mic. Here you go, Adam.

1:21 Yeah, all right.

1:23 Adam Oh, I feel smarter reusing Drew's mic. Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Dixon Medicine Specialist, Funder of 1-800-LLV-E-191, Facts Number 310-854-4455. Jamie Pressly is our guest tonight. She stars in Tom Katz, which is the movie you've seen the millions and millions and millions of billboards for all over the country. I'm sure I passed at least 35 of them driving in tonight. Drew still has no mic, but that's God's will. We have no problem with that. This opens up March 30th.

1:58 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

1:59 Adam This Friday, and Jamie, let's see. Well, Jamie's on Jack and Jill, and Jamie's on the top. She's in the top 10 or 20 of all those 100 most beautiful lists.

2:12 Jaime Pressly I was 100 one year, 25 last year, and 7 this year.

2:16 Adam Yeah.

2:17 Jaime Pressly Working my way up. Yeah.

2:20 Adam You know, I gotta tell you, it's like those lists, I can never quite figure them out. There's always 80 chicks I would put in.

2:29 Jaime Pressly It's like 50s most beautiful people. Who the hell are they?

2:32 Adam Well, they always throw in-

2:33 Drew Good publicists. Good publicists.

2:36 Adam All right. Now, Jamie's mic is gone.

2:38 Jaime Pressly No, it's all right.

2:40 Adam But anyway, I've just seen you in a ton of those, like, Maxim and...

2:46 Jaime Pressly Stuff.

2:47 Adam Lode and Spank and I mean, whatever they're called. The point is, not nude, but you know, the pinup girl is back. We had Bob Guccione Jr. in here a couple weeks ago, and we were sort of talking to him about that. But, all right, let's get to our controversy about me calling you nuts last time.

3:04 Jaime Pressly Yeah, you called me nuts.

3:06 Adam Right, that was on the air, right?

3:07 Jaime Pressly Yes, it was on the air.

3:08 Adam Now, who told you about that?

3:10 Jaime Pressly She heard it. I heard it, because Simon was, my boyfriend, was on the air with you guys that night. Right. That's when you said you said I was nuts.

3:16 Adam Oh, no, I thought I called you nuts before that.

3:19 Jaime Pressly You did before that, but then you called me nuts again when he was on. So we're going on two times, buddy.

3:23 Adam Yeah, but I was just reiterating the first nuts. The second one doesn't count. See, now I don't think of nuts, especially if you're good looking, is that bad a thing?

3:32 Jaime Pressly Right. Okay. I see.

3:33 Adam Do you know what I'm saying?

3:34 Jaime Pressly No, I don't.

3:35 No, you know what?

3:35 Drew There's a big nuts and nutty.

3:37 Well, that no, wait a minute.

3:39 Drew He said nutty.

3:40 Jaime Pressly No, nutty may be better nuts.

3:42 Oh, I did.

3:44 Jaime Pressly He said she's nuts.

3:45 Adam I'm not going to argue with you.

3:46 Jaime Pressly Yeah, it's all right.

3:47 Drew But wait a minute. The last time we met, in your defense, last time we met, Jamie, you were starring in the Jerry Springer movie.

3:54 Jaime Pressly I understandably saw I was nuts.

3:58 Drew And you came on the television version of Loveline and talked in graphic terms, which we appreciated.

4:05 Jaime Pressly I just think people want to hear, people like to hear the truth. It's kind of like a lot of times people beat around the bush. I'd just rather have people tell it to me straight. I'm southern and I grew up that way.

4:15 Adam Well, that's why I called you nuts.

4:17 Jaime Pressly Oh, I see. So it was a good nut.

4:19 Adam I didn't want to sugar coat it. I want to tell you straight.

4:22 Jaime Pressly I don't do it. Right. Sugar coat.

4:24 Adam No. But OK. Well, let me let me. And I'm glad you came in, by the way.

4:29 I do.

4:29 Adam I do like you. And the nuts thing wasn't an attack.

4:32 Jaime Pressly Mind you, I didn't take it as.

4:34 Oh, good.

4:35 Adam I'm glad. But let me ask you. And again, try not to take too much offense to it. But are you do you consider yourself completely normal or are you a little nut?

4:45 Jaime Pressly You know what? I don't think anybody in our business is completely normal. Not to mention the fact that numerous people in our business, the great actors, nine times out of ten are chemically imbalanced and aren't on Zoloft or whatever they should be.

4:59 Adam I totally agree. But then there's like Tom Hanks and there's Andy.

5:02 Jaime Pressly He's brilliant.

5:03 Adam There's Andy Dick.

5:04 Jaime Pressly Andy Dick. I love Andy.

5:05 Adam I love Andy Dick too.

5:06 Jaime Pressly He's so funny.

5:07 Adam No, but I'm saying is Andy Dick is nut.

5:09 Jaime Pressly Absolutely nut.

5:10 Adam Tom Hanks is sane.

5:12 Jaime Pressly True.

5:12 Adam And so I'm saying, you know, I agree with you that most actors, most comedians, most performers are a little bit crazy, but they're the saner ones.

5:20 Jaime Pressly Yeah, I would call myself one of the saner ones. I'm I know who I am, where I came from. And at the end of the day, I'm wearing sweats. You know, I like where you come from, North Carolina. So in a small, small town called Kinston, when the whole county had twenty seven thousand people in it. Well, so, you know, and the cool thing is that out of that one little city, Jerry Stackhouse and I came out of that. So we... Basketball player. Yeah, from Detroit. We went to high school together and he was the first to make it big. And you were the second. I was the second. It was kind of cool. You know, we're from a small, small town. But as far as being nuts is concerned, I think everybody's nuts on occasion, especially with lack of sleep. Well, no, I'm traveling the way we do.

6:00 Adam I could crabby, but well, maybe a little.

6:02 Jaime Pressly Yeah, I'd say crabby. I wouldn't call myself insane.

6:05 All right.

6:05 Jaime Pressly Well, I know what's going on.

6:07 Adam I didn't know you're going to hear that.

6:08 Jaime Pressly Yeah, it's all right. You can call me crabby, but don't be calling me nuts.

6:11 All right, Drew.

6:12 Yeah.

6:13 Adam You're ready to rock and roll here.

6:15 I had a thought that I lost.

6:16 Adam Chris?

6:18 Yeah.

6:18 Adam You're 17?

6:20 Caller Yes, I am.

6:20 Adam What's up?

6:22 Caller Well, it's kind of embarrassing. I'm actually uncircumcised. I'm like a lot of my friends, I noticed. And at the head of my penis, I noticed that there's a slight odor, kind of funk, and I really don't like it. So I've been trying for like at least half a year now. You know, extensively paying careful attention, washing the head of my penis and nothing really extensive cleaning.

6:45 Adam Yeah. You know, it's too bad. The scent isn't at the base of your penis because you could blame it on the balls. Do you know what I mean?

6:52 Drew It's your new book, isn't it?

6:53 Caller Blame it on the balls.

6:54 Adam It's actually a sitcom. I'm working with you piano on right now. We're just trying to hash out some of the beats. Blame it on the balls. Yeah. It's a musical.

7:06 Drew Chris, well, many guys do complain about the sort of nut aroma.

7:10 Adam Have you not been able to keep it odor free?

7:13 Caller I've been trying and like, if I'm at home after I go and take a piss, I'll just wash it real quick. I mean, I can't do it like in public restrooms or anything.

7:24 Adam You can if you pee in the sink like I do. You're right there.

7:27 Caller I was actually thinking about that. It would actually be a convenience. Thank you.

7:31 Jaime Pressly Can't you use some kind of powder or something to keep it dry?

7:35 Drew Jamie's on to the right sort of line of thinking here, which is that it needs to be dry, Chris. Super dry.

7:41 Caller Super dry.

7:41 Drew Yeah, like you'll take a hair dryer, hand-held hair dryer to it, dry it off.

7:44 Adam Put a sack of cornstarch down there.

7:48 Drew Bone dry.

7:49 Caller I've actually even considered maybe getting circumcised as like a solution.

7:53 Drew Well, it might be a solution. Some guys do that. You know, there's all this consternation about foreskin preservation and should children be circumcised. But having a foreskin is sort of a hassle.

8:04 Adam Yeah.

8:05 Drew I mean, all these...

8:05 Jaime Pressly They say... Now, is it true?

8:06 Adam Not to mention extra weight and wind drag and the whole thing.

8:09 Jaime Pressly Wind drag is a bit true. But don't they say that if you're... Like, for instance, my father out of like eight kids in the family is the only one, and we have no idea why, who was not circumcised. It's very bizarre. And my dad didn't know I knew, and last summer I was home, my brother and I were joking around about it. And he heard me and he was like, what? Chicken, how'd you know that? I'm like, well, that's the nickname since I was born. And he's like, chicken, how'd you know that? I'm like, well, you know, I just heard it from a little birdie. I'm all, what's the deal? He's all, well, you get more... They say you have more sensation. I don't think my dad knows anything. He's just like trying to make it OK.

8:47 Drew And people claim that there's more sensation, but we...

8:49 Jaime Pressly That's not true, right?

8:51 Drew Well, there's a difference in sensation. But the fact is, guys are mostly concerned with delaying their ejaculation. More sensation is not necessarily a good thing.

8:59 Jaime Pressly Right.

9:00 Adam And it's also one of these things, it's like saying it's better to be 6'5, than it is to be 5'5. If you're born in your 5'5, your entire life, and you never know what it's like, you don't really miss it.

9:12 Jaime Pressly Right. It's like if you've never had sex, you don't know what you're missing.

9:15 Adam Yeah, although I had a pretty good idea all the way through high school, what I was missing, because most of my friends who were getting laid filled me in on what I was missing on almost a regular basis. And I actually saw them and saw what I was missing, but I never actually had what I didn't know. So I did know.

9:32 Jaime Pressly It's probably traumatizing.

9:34 Adam It was.

9:35 Drew He's had a repetition compulsion to watch ever since.

9:39 Jaime Pressly Right.

9:39 Drew He has amassed this fortune in pornography.

9:42 Adam That is so unfair, but so true. True, true, but yet unfair.

9:49 Jaime Pressly It might be true.

9:50 Adam True and unfair. Stacey? Stacey? Stacey. Caller goes by the name Stacey, who's 21.

9:58 Caller All right. We'll go to.

10:01 Lynette?

10:02 Yes?

10:02 Adam You're 14? What's up?

10:05 Caller Um, I'm like, weight obsessed.

10:08 Drew At 14.

10:10 Caller Yeah. And I have really bad trust issues.

10:14 Drew What kind of trust issues?

10:15 Caller Yeah.

10:16 Drew Something happened to you?

10:17 Caller Um, yeah. All my life I've, like, been really stood over.

10:21 Drew What happened?

10:22 Caller Well, when I was, like, five or six, I had a family member, like, sexually molest me.

10:29 Drew Nice.

10:30 Adam Who was the family member?

10:31 Caller My older cousin.

10:33 Drew Okay.

10:34 Caller And, um, about, like, when I was in 13, I'm not sure if this really happened, but my dad cheated on my mom. And then, um, about a year ago I had a semi-serious relationship where my boyfriend slept with my best friend.

10:57 Jaime Pressly So you have trust issues with men?

10:59 Caller Um, yeah. Yeah.

11:01 Drew And yet, when you do, it's interesting how when you do decide to trust someone, you pick people who are not worthy of your trust.

11:07 Bad pattern.

11:08 Caller Yeah.

11:09 Jaime Pressly So what is your problem with your weight?

11:11 Caller Well, okay. My friends, like, they say I'm not fat, but like, I look about 120.

11:19 Jaime Pressly You're 120?

11:20 Adam How tall are you?

11:21 Caller About 5'5. Okay.

11:22 Jaime Pressly Let me tell you something.

11:24 Caller I don't weigh 120, though.

11:25 Jaime Pressly What do you weigh?

11:26 Caller I weigh about 150.

11:28 Jaime Pressly Okay.

11:29 Adam Who's 120 then?

11:30 Caller Like, no, they say I look 120.

11:32 Caller Oh, that's nice.

11:34 Adam Maybe they're talking about years.

11:35 Jaime Pressly When I was 15, I had just turned 15. I was given, it was like kind of dangling in my face, a contract to go to Japan for modeling.

11:45 Adam Same here.

11:46 Jaime Pressly Yeah. They took me instead of you, though. Sorry about that. Anyway, I've been a dancer and a gymnast all my life, and I had merrily retin legs I couldn't get rid of, and they were muscular. Muscle weighs more than fat. They told me I was fat and overweight, and I was 118 pounds and 5'4. And they just were concerned about the weight issue, so I decided, okay, if I can't, I tried to lose weight. It didn't work. I worked out every day. It didn't work. I never lost anything, so I decided I was going to start throwing up to get rid of it. And because I love food so much, I didn't want to not eat and starve myself, so I would eat and then I would purge. And my best friend found me doing that one day, and it only went on for like a month, month and a half. And she busted her boyfriend and they were there, and she told her boyfriend what was going on, because I locked myself in the bathroom and she heard me getting sick, and her boyfriend busted the door down. They jerked me out of the bathroom, slammed me on my bed, and said this is going to stop right now. And the next thing I know, I had my girlfriends taking me over to a personal trainer friend of theirs, who measured my body, my body fat. Turned out that out of the 118 pounds, I was 101 pounds muscle and water and 17 pounds fat. I didn't have any fat to lose. So I don't know what your weight issues are and the 150 pounds. You know what, you're alive and puking is the worst thing you can do. There's nothing more important than you and your body, so doing that kind of thing to make somebody else happy is ridiculous. You gotta love yourself and remember that weight's not that important. Go walk, go work out, do something to get rid of it, but don't sit there and feel sorry for yourself and think, I'm fat.

13:37 Caller Wow, that's nice.

13:39 Adam Lynette, let me tell you a story about being 18 and having a carpet cleaning contract and go in front of me after high school. Oh, yes. Hildago and Juan wanted me to go in a van with them to clean carpet.

13:49 Drew You weren't fat enough.

13:50 Adam Wasn't fat enough. So I started eating.

13:52 Heartbreaking.

13:57 Jaime Pressly You need to love yourself before you're going to love anybody else and everybody right now because you're not feeling so good about yourself. They're not the kind of people you need to be hanging out with.

14:08 Drew The only way that things are going to improve, Lynette, is if you do find people that are worthy of your trust and then in fact you trust them. You're going to propel people. You're going to push people away who actually you can trust because that's going to sort of evoke a lot of those feelings of pain and abandonment and abuse that you've sort of pushed down.

14:26 Caller But like the friends, like I do find people I can trust and like they've been my best friends for like a few years or more than a few years and they somehow, like they always find a way to backstab me.

14:41 Drew Yeah, those aren't the right people.

14:42 Adam They find a way to do what?

14:43 Drew Backstab.

14:44 Caller Backstab.

14:45 Drew That's right, that's the point. Now, I suggest you get a therapist because...

14:48 Adam You gotta work. I mean, after being molested by your cousin, it's just something you gotta hash out. Otherwise, you're gonna make a lot of bad decisions.

14:57 Drew Plus eating disorders. Sometimes you can't control those behaviors. You know, I was thinking about this today. I was thinking about a friend today. And how do you explain to someone what makes a human do this? It just, or makes a human cut. It's almost like when you take any other mammal and you damage it in some way, you over-stimulate it or something, they'll start chewing on their arms. They'll start doing things.

15:17 Adam Yeah, a dog will like start chewing on itself.

15:20 Drew And that's what humans do.

15:21 Adam Wait a minute, isn't our dog right here wearing a lampshade on its head? Is that dog drunk or is it chewing on itself?

15:28 Caller Chewing on itself.

15:30 Adam Anne, whose dog is that?

15:31 Drew Lawrence.

15:31 Adam Lawrence, that's your dog? And what's it doing? Is it chewing on itself?

15:36 Drew Yes, yeah.

15:37 Jaime Pressly Yeah, that's what the lampshades are for. Maybe we should make human lampshades.

15:41 Adam The dog was molested by its uncle.

15:43 Drew It was given ice skating lessons when I was very young.

15:45 Adam Ice skating, ice skating, got an eating disorder. Imagine an animal with an eating disorder. All right, let's talk to this short mic. This thing's driving me insane. I cannot do the show sitting upright. I have to recline.

15:58 Drew This thing isn't any good.

15:59 Adam What if I swap it? Oh, is this cord bad?

16:01 Drew Yeah.

16:02 Caller Really?

16:02 Drew At the break, you can check it out, right?

16:04 Adam The cord, this was given to us by a guy in a band.

16:07 Caller Remember, he said it was the world's best cord?

16:09 Jaime Pressly What an ass.

16:11 Adam Orgy gave us this cord. Anyway, Lynn?

16:15 Caller Hi.

16:16 Adam You're 21.

16:17 Caller Yeah.

16:17 Adam What's up?

16:18 Caller Okay, I have something kind of weird. When my boyfriend gets cum on his skin, he breaks out in a rash.

16:24 Adam Yeah. I'm the same way. What's he eating? My gums and upper palate.

16:30 Caller I don't know.

16:31 He can wash it off and the rash goes away.

16:34 Adam Whose cum is it? His?

16:36 It's his.

16:36 Caller Yeah.

16:37 Drew Your next series, your next set come.

16:43 Adam Yeah. Blame It On The Balls is the first one. Whose cum is it?

16:48 Drew The Adam Corolla story.

16:49 Adam It's a children's book I'm working on.

16:53 Caller So what should he do?

16:56 Drew I understand why he actually washes away when he washes himself off.

17:01 Caller Yeah.

17:02 Caller He'll get like hives, I guess is the best way to describe it.

17:05 Drew So it's like a red raised area with a sort of...

17:07 Adam Why is he getting himself on himself? Yeah.

17:11 Caller That would be because of me.

17:13 Caller It's kind of a long story, but it gets on him.

17:17 Adam Are you on top of him? No.

17:20 Caller If we're having oral sex or whatever, if it gets on him, then...

17:26 Adam Oh, oral sex.

17:27 Drew Are you translating?

17:29 Adam You're giving him a BJ and you're putting it back on him?

17:32 Jaime Pressly No, you're not swallowing, in other words.

17:34 Caller No, no, no, no, no, no.

17:36 Adam What?

17:36 Jaime Pressly Catholic.

17:36 No.

17:38 Adam Oh, you're Catholic. That's right. That's right. What does that mean?

17:41 Caller You have to swallow?

17:42 Adam Hold on. I haven't...

17:43 Caller What does that mean?

17:44 Adam Please, let me give my swallow speech for just one second. I basically look at the semen as... No different than I look at the garbage in my house, which is, I don't care where you take it as long as you pick it up and move it off the curb. You know what I mean? I don't care if the garbage man eats it, puts it in the landfill, or throws it in the neighbor's pool, just as long as it's... I don't see it.

18:07 Drew You would prefer you not use that backing up sound in the morning.

18:10 Meep, meep, meep.

18:11 Adam No, here's what I'm saying. Ladies, you don't have to ingest this stuff. It can go in your mouth, and then you can just go spit it in the sink. But would you put that in your mouth? But hold on a second. I've taken a swig of bad milk before. You know, you're standing at the fridge, you take a swig of bad milk, right? Now, I don't spit it all over the refrigerator, but I don't swallow it. I walk over the sink, and I spit it in the sink, and then I rinse my mouth out.

18:37 Jaime Pressly It's bizarre, though, that he breaks himself out with his own...

18:41 Drew Yeah, I'm even wondering if he breaks out at all. I don't know what they're looking at exactly, because even if you had a hive-type rash, it would persist for a while after the thing has washed off.

18:52 Jaime Pressly Yeah, it almost sounds like, before you said it was from oral, it sounded like if you were actually having intercourse, it could be like a rubbing thing that you're getting, as opposed to it just being a rash from the cum.

19:05 Adam But this is on his belly, right?

19:08 Drew Yeah.

19:09 Adam You don't got a ficus tree or a trash can, or something you can earn. Some place you can.

19:16 Drew I want to roll back a little bit to the word Catholic comment. What exactly does that mean to you?

19:20 Caller I was only teasing.

19:23 Jaime Pressly Okay, because I was like, the fact that you're calling in and you're Catholic and this is all the problem is pretty funny.

19:28 Adam Fish on Friday and that's semen on Saturday. That's how it works.

19:31 Caller Sunday, I guess it's okay.

19:33 Drew Tell me again what the rash looks like. It's like a red bump?

19:36 Caller Yeah, it's just like little red bumps and then it tends to go away.

19:39 Drew It goes away. What period of time? How long?

19:41 20 minutes.

19:44 Drew It could be just some sort of irritant. Does he have sensitive skin, allergic skin in general? Does he have asthma?

19:50 No.

19:51 Drew Because people that have what are called a topic, a topic dermatitis, they'll have sort of sinusitis, asthma, and very sensitive skin. I bet that's just, his skin is probably sensitive to everything.

20:01 Adam And do you have to spit it on him, though?

20:05 Caller It doesn't ever go in my mouth.

20:07 Adam It doesn't go in your mouth? Well, why don't you get it in your mouth? You're giving him a BJ, right?

20:12 But I don't want it in there.

20:13 Caller I don't.

20:14 Adam I know. I know. And we don't want to get down there on you either. But you know what? We do it. We do it and then we pay you and you leave. You understand? That's how it works. That is the world. Listen, you know, Drew, we have not touched on this in some time. Out of the 24 hours that are in the day, that two or three seconds when the man is ejaculating, that is the one time you don't want to interrupt things for him.

20:44 Caller Right.

20:45 Adam Do you know what I mean? Phone ringing, moving. And a woman will give you the oral sex. She'll keep the same rhythm, the same everything, but go on 15 minutes and then right at the most crucial three seconds, it's like back away.

20:59 Caller And that stops them, yeah.

21:02 Adam It ain't going to stop you, but it's kind of, it's a little bit of a buzzkill in the cadence. It screws the cadence up. Just hang with it and use my bad milk analogy.

21:12 Jaime Pressly If it doesn't taste good, tell him to eat better.

21:15 Adam There you go. All right, stay off the curry.

21:20 Drew Our point is, why don't we make our point on that one too. We have made that one in a while.

21:23 Adam Which is what?

21:24 Drew About, you know, you can eat marshmallows and strawberries and stuff that comes out of you, your poo and your pee.

21:29 Adam Right.

21:29 Caller Ain't going to taste any better.

21:31 Drew Seed is about the same. Really?

21:33 Caller Yeah.

21:34 Adam Don't worry about my fecal matter. I ate a hot fudge Sunday.

21:37 Caller Right?

21:39 Drew With marshmallows.

21:39 Adam It's not like I ate liver and onions.

21:42 Jaime Pressly I thought alcohol affected it.

21:45 Drew Medication can affect it, you know, and some things can't affect it, but it's sort of bad and worse. It's not good and bad.

21:51 Jaime Pressly It's never a good, right? It's never really tasted that great.

21:55 Adam Right, right. Lord knows.

21:57 Jaime Pressly Okay.

21:58 Adam I've, uh, I've, uh, Drew, well, you've, you've been around the world. I mean, you've tasted every semen, right? You, you've went semen tasting in the, uh, semen country in France, right? Where you ride a bike with a basket on it to different, different penises and taste the, uh, taste the semen, cleanse your palate with a little sherbert and then move on to the next penis.

22:20 Drew Your book is very popular. Blame it on the balls.

22:22 Jaime Pressly Blame it on the balls.

22:24 Adam It's been translated in over 30 languages. Jamie Pressly is our guest tonight. Tom Katz coming out this Friday at, uh, Theaters Near You. We'll take ourselves a little break and we'll be right back after this.

22:37 Caller Hello. This is your radio.

23:10 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. Bill Maher in here tomorrow night, Temptation Island reunion Tuesday night. The Mighty, Mighty Boss tones are gonna be in here on Wednesday, and we're always happy to see them. And Jake Busey is not gonna be here Thursday.

23:31 Jaime Pressly That sucks, he's a cool guy.

23:33 Adam But Horatio Sanchez is gonna be here?

23:35 Jaime Pressly Horatio Sans, he's great.

23:36 Adam Oh, Sans, that's right.

23:37 Jaime Pressly He's great.

23:37 Adam Oh, we're working.

23:38 Jaime Pressly Hilarious.

23:39 Adam Well, he is funny. I wouldn't mind him coming in. Jaime Presley is our guest tonight. Tom Katz is the name of her new movie coming out.

23:47 Jaime Pressly I just gotta spit out there real quick.

23:49 Caller Sure.

23:50 Jaime Pressly A week later, Joe Dirt.

23:53 Adam Oh, yeah.

23:55 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

23:56 Drew Those are big Sony projects.

23:58 Jaime Pressly Uh-huh, Columbia.

24:00 Adam You're working, baby.

24:00 Jaime Pressly I'm doing a Columbia one right now.

24:01 Drew Are you guys rediscovering a newfound love here? Is this okay?

24:04 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

24:04 Adam There's something cooking here. I think there could be.

24:06 Drew Things are working out okay?

24:07 Jaime Pressly Yeah, everything's good.

24:08 Drew Jamie mentioned cornstarch. Maybe, uh, talip is...

24:11 Adam She backed me on my cornstarch plan.

24:14 Jaime Pressly I think it's a good idea.

24:15 Adam I saw Jamie's place on Cribs.

24:18 Jaime Pressly What'd you think?

24:19 Adam It looked good. I liked the, uh, the, he had a little, like, view of the harbor kind of thing.

24:23 Jaime Pressly Yeah, it hangs over the harbor.

24:25 Adam Yeah. I was...

24:25 Jaime Pressly I just bought a new house, though, in LA because the minute that aired, my old assistant was told during that time, they're not allowed to shoot the front of the house because it shows exactly where I live. And they can't say Huntington Harbor. They can only say Huntington Beach. So what do they say? Huntington Harbor, Huntington Beach. And then they shoot the front of the house, like, right... all at the same time. Yeah. Halloween comes.

24:48 Drew What is Cribb's?

24:49 Adam Cribb is a place that...

24:51 Jaime Pressly It's like Lifestyles, you know, but on MTV. MTV, okay. Basically, the doorbell rings. It's Halloween. I'm thinking... I'm in sweats. Could not look more, you know, hideous. Thinking it's my girlfriend's going to dinner with me or it's kids. So I'm walking out with a bowl, open the door, 15 guys are scaling my wall with my stucco wall with one hand, one leg over the wall already. And they're all, it's her, it's her. And then you hear this, wah, from behind my wall. And I'm, oh, Jesus. And I ran back in the house, but they wouldn't leave. So I went out there and opened my gate a little and took a couple pictures so they'd go away. But yeah, basically, I'm moving.

25:27 Drew Scary.

25:27 Adam Yeah.

25:28 Jaime Pressly I am moving.

25:29 Adam You have to move now because of that?

25:31 Jaime Pressly Well, I don't have to move because of it. It's just I've been commuting for eight years and I'm tired of it. It's been a bit much.

25:37 Adam Well, if you want to crash out of my pad for a couple of years.

25:40 Jaime Pressly Yeah, I'll give you a call. I might need to. Yeah.

25:42 Adam I'm not talking. I'm just talking about for a couple of years till you get on your feet.

25:45 Jaime Pressly Till I get on my feet.

25:46 Drew You're going to end up living in that neighborhood anyway.

25:48 Adam Yeah.

25:48 Drew That's where I want to be.

25:49 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

25:50 Adam You'll be hanging in my crib. All right. Well, anyway, it was nice.

25:55 Drew But you guys are finding out. You guys have found a new found love. That's good. That's good.

25:59 Jaime Pressly We're going to work on it.

26:00 Drew It's built on talent. What you don't know about Adam, though, is he has so much talent, he can build paper mache replicas of his genitalia.

26:06 Adam Wow.

26:07 Yeah.

26:08 Adam It doesn't take that much material, to be fair.

26:10 But yeah, I probably could.

26:12 Adam Yeah. Thank you, Drew. Hey, Drew. The jacuzzi here. You know what I'm saying? We got something going on here. I don't know if you're funkifying it.

26:22 Caller Maria?

26:23 Caller Yeah.

26:24 Adam You're 15. What's going on?

26:25 Caller All right. Well, like, I don't know. Before I moved here, like, I went to, like, party with a couple of my friends.

26:32 Drew Where is here?

26:33 Philly.

26:35 Drew Philly?

26:35 Adam Philly?

26:36 Drew Philly?

26:37 Caller Yeah.

26:37 Drew Are we on the air in Philly?

26:39 Caller Yeah.

26:39 Adam Come on, Drew. You know we are.

26:41 Drew We had not been. I've been dying to get in that city. We've been, we're a natural.

26:46 Jaime Pressly Philly's a good city. It just aren't there.

26:47 Drew No, but we should be there.

26:48 Caller I have not been told.

26:50 Adam Well, are we on there?

26:52 Drew Yeah, but we are now. Yeah.

26:54 Caller I'm glad they told us, yeah.

26:55 Drew I'm glad they told us.

26:56 Jaime Pressly What's going on, ladies?

26:58 Caller Alright, see, I was told that I got drunk and I sucked with one of my friends, but the person that told me that, I don't know if I can trust whether that's true or not.

27:07 Jaime Pressly Did you go to the source and ask the guy?

27:10 Caller The guy, well, supposedly the guy was drunk too, so.

27:13 Drew Did you, you were blacked out?

27:15 Caller Yeah.

27:15 Adam Listen, I've been drunk every time I've had sex. I remember every time.

27:20 Jaime Pressly I highly doubt he forgets and blacked out.

27:22 Drew Well, but a severe blackout, and Maria, do you have any history of alcoholism in your family?

27:28 Caller Well, my grandfather is an alcoholist.

27:30 Adam Oh, yeah.

27:30 Drew So you might have contracted that, and what happens is if you have that gene, you'll tend to use a little more alcohol than normal, and blacking out is sort of a sign that that gene is operating. And at 15, if you're already having blackouts and blackouts that are so severe that you can't remember something like a sexual encounter, that's pretty significant.

27:47 Jaime Pressly Have you had blackouts before from alcohol?

27:50 Caller Well, I'm not really one that's like big on drinking. I mean, it was like one of my friend's birthdays and everything.

27:57 Drew A first great idea would be to not drink.

27:59 Adam Turn down the goddamn radio or the CD that's in the background. That's the first one.

28:04 Drew That's the first idea.

28:05 Adam That's before not drinking.

28:06 Drew You got that, Maria? Yes.

28:08 Caller Could you do that, please?

28:10 Drew Yeah, I did. The second, no more alcohol. And then third, I would suggest you see a doctor and have a pelvic exam, although you're a little young to go through that. Certainly, if you have been violated, have been sexually assaulted, you need to know it.

28:24 Jaime Pressly I think 15 is perfect to go get exams. You should start at 15 anyway because I started when I was actually 14. Just because I was...

28:33 Drew How was that?

28:34 Jaime Pressly It wasn't a bad thing. I mean, I felt better going because then I know I'm okay. It's just like people are afraid to go get HIV tests because they don't want to know what's going to happen and it's scary. But I'd rather know. Just go take care of it. Be a woman. You're 15. If you're a woman enough to drink a beer, you're a woman enough to go to the doctor.

28:51 Adam All right, Maria. I like that. It's too bad it doesn't rhyme, but it's still good.

28:55 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

28:56 Adam Let's see.

28:57 Jaime Pressly Not very poetic when it comes to stuff like that.

28:59 Drew When Adam's away, Jamie.

29:00 Adam If you're old enough to drink a beer, you're old enough.

29:02 Jaime Pressly You need me when he's gone, let me know. I'd love to. I'm here. You hear that?

29:06 Drew Whenever Adam's gone, she wants to film it.

29:07 Jaime Pressly I'm here.

29:07 Adam That's perfect, except for you're the one who's always gone. Yeah.

29:11 Jaime Pressly I don't know that I can be the doctor.

29:12 Drew You've got some man show stuff coming up.

29:14 Adam Wait a minute. I think I got one.

29:15 Jaime Pressly By the way, man show, are you kidding me? Never miss it.

29:19 Adam Oh, really?

29:20 Jaime Pressly Because I love John.

29:21 Adam John?

29:22 Jaime Pressly Yeah, Jimmy's brother.

29:23 Adam Oh. Oh, you love Jimmy's brother?

29:26 Jaime Pressly He's good friends with Jordan and Simon, so we hang out all the time, and that guy could not be funnier.

29:32 Adam Jordan writes for the man show, John is Jimmy's younger brother.

29:37 Drew Have I ever met John?

29:38 Adam Have you ever met John Kimmel? I don't think so.

29:41 Jaime Pressly He is so great, one of the most hilarious people I've ever met. He's really intelligent and smart, I mean, intelligent, funny.

29:48 Adam A little too smart to ask me, but yeah.

29:50 Drew He's looking to take over the Corolla.

29:54 Adam They're going to be a brother team up there doing this show soon. All right, now wait a minute, I had a rhyme. What was it? Old enough to drink a beer, old enough for a pap smear.

30:04 Jaime Pressly There we go.

30:05 Adam Yeah.

30:06 Jaime Pressly Nice.

30:06 Adam Thank you.

30:07 Jaime Pressly See, that's some good stuff.

30:08 Adam Thank you. I should cut a PSA.

30:10 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

30:12 Adam Hi, I'm Adam Corolla. I've never actually seen a vagina, but I talk about it all night for two hours. So let me tell you young and something.

30:18 Caller If you're 14 and drinking beer, if you're old enough to do that, you're old enough for the pap smear.

30:22 Jaime Pressly Nice.

30:22 Will?

30:24 Yeah.

30:25 Adam You're 14. What's up, young Will?

30:27 Caller I've been having, first of all, I just want to say that, Adam, I love you. You're great.

30:31 Adam Thank you.

30:31 Drew Hey, Will, whatever you're going to say, I'm already having trouble believing it.

30:34 Jaime Pressly Yeah, I know.

30:36 Drew Sorry, Will. But why don't you just tell Adam he's great?

30:39 Caller What?

30:40 Caller What'd you say?

30:41 Drew All right.

30:41 Jaime Pressly What's the problem?

30:43 Caller The past few nights, I've been having wet dreams about guys.

30:47 Caller Yeah.

30:48 Drew You're gay.

30:49 Good times, buddy.

30:50 Adam Yeah, think about me.

30:53 Jaime Pressly There we go. See, how'd you call that one?

30:55 Caller Is that it to pick out?

30:56 Drew Because if that's something significant, you can feel it.

30:59 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

30:59 Drew If you don't feel it, it's like, why are you calling?

31:02 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

31:02 Adam Plus...

31:03 Jaime Pressly That was great. Thanks for the call.

31:05 Adam Plus, you hate to do the profiling on this show. But I understand when the cops do it, because anytime a 14-year-old kid calls this show male, 14, it's like the likelihood of the bogosity factor goes through the roof. Am I right?

31:24 Drew Yeah.

31:24 Adam Well, listen...

31:25 Drew 16 is sort of the threshold.

31:26 Adam I know people don't like profiling, but really, it's not a bad plan if you think about it.

31:32 Drew 15-year-old Maria, real call.

31:34 Adam Not going to be a bogus call. Unless her boyfriend's there. You don't want to talk to her?

31:38 Drew We talked to her. She was on from Philly.

31:39 Adam Oh, that's right. We just did.

31:40 Drew With the beer and the smear.

31:41 Adam That's right.

31:42 Jaime Pressly Such a great, great poem.

31:44 Adam John, thank you. John, you're 26. What's up?

31:48 Caller Hi. I'm a compulsive gambler, and I've been going to GA a lot.

31:54 Caller Good for you.

31:55 Caller And I'm studying medical school in the fall.

31:58 Caller Oh, boy.

31:59 Caller And I just heard...

32:00 Caller Where?

32:01 Caller Where? I don't really want to say if that's all right.

32:03 Drew But I mean, are you going to be in the proximity of gambling institutions?

32:07 Caller I'll be...

32:09 Drew I mean, these days, all the web... He's going to UNLV.

32:11 Jaime Pressly You guys are going to say Vegas it is.

32:12 Drew If you're in Vegas, transfer.

32:14 Jaime Pressly Bad idea.

32:15 Drew Yeah. I just...

32:17 Jaime Pressly Go to Arizona. Now, Arizona's got them too.

32:19 Adam Well, listen, there's lottery tickets in every state. There's Indian reservations.

32:23 Drew The web now.

32:24 Adam There's river boats.

32:24 Jaime Pressly You can't do anything anywhere now.

32:26 Drew Right. But it's... Just my concern, John, is that it's... Being in that kind of proximity, you're going to be under very high levels of stress. Your ability to regulate your emotional world is going to be sort of challenged. If you're three blocks from the Vegas Strip, it's like if you're a heroin addict living in a shooting gallery or something. You know what I'm saying?

32:46 Jaime Pressly There's no point in putting yourself in that position to screw up again.

32:50 Drew But let's talk more about what you can do. Did you have a sponsor?

32:54 Caller I don't currently have a sponsor, no.

32:56 Drew Did you have a sponsor?

32:57 Caller I'm in the process of getting one.

32:58 Drew All right. So the process of recovery is-

33:01 Adam What do you get at GA? Like the Greek or something? Who sponsors that?

33:05 Drew You get somebody who's had at least five years in the program, preferably.

33:08 Jaime Pressly Is that where it is, five?

33:10 Drew Well, it depends on the drug and such. I mean, you could do two years, I suppose, with GA. And you want to get a sponsor. And the recovery process is something that goes on in the context of the relationship with the sponsor. Going to meetings is the sort of very, very, very minimal part of the recovery process. It's important. It's rehearsal. It gives you structure. It gives you support. But the sponsorship and that relationship and the step work is what actually causes the healing.

33:38 Caller Okay? Right.

33:39 Drew So go do the step work and you better do it very intensively because, you know, it's going to be hard to prioritize this when you're in medical school.

33:47 Adam What you gamble on?

33:48 Caller Can I? I'm sorry. My game is blackjack and craps.

33:52 Adam I see. Well, that's good in the sense that if you stay, like I just wrote down two names, Ithaca and Oswego. Those are a couple of schools in upstate New York. There's nothing. You couldn't even pitch pennies over there.

34:05 Jaime Pressly Or you could go to any of the schools of where I'm from, North Carolina. You don't find any gambling.

34:09 Drew What's the question, John?

34:10 Caller We're sort of talking ahead of you. There's a new drug that was just approved for gamblers called Lutrexone.

34:16 Drew Yeah, don't count on it. Don't count on it. I've been using Lutrexone for years for addicts and it's mildly effective at best. It does not in any way replace the recovery process. It's an adjunct.

34:29 Adam He is calling from Nevada. I just didn't notice that.

34:31 Caller I wasn't even looking.

34:32 Adam Hey John, really, I swear if your game is blackjack and you know parlor type gambling games, so you just, you've got to get out of that environment.

34:42 Drew Right. It would be good, you know, you're going down an interesting path. Lutrexone is a good idea if you're going to be in an otherwise sort of challenging environment like living in Las Vegas or Reno or something. And then you may need some affect management medication. So I definitely think a psychiatrist who is very familiar with addiction would be worthwhile.

35:01 Adam All right. Let's just say hi to Jack.

35:04 Caller Jack?

35:06 Adam Yeah. You're 16? Yeah. You wet your bed?

35:09 Caller Yeah, I got a little problem.

35:11 Drew All right.

35:11 Adam I'm going to cure this. I was a bed wetter late into life, too.

35:15 Caller Uh-huh. All right.

35:16 Drew Again, I'm marginally accepting of Jack's voracity.

35:20 Adam I don't really believe me either, but...

35:22 Drew But you have the answer.

35:23 Adam I have the answer anyway. And there's other people listening who wet the bed, and they could use this advice. Jamie Pressly is our guest tonight. She is going to be upcoming in Tom Catz and Joe Dirt. Now, Tom Catz coming out Friday, Joe Dirt.

35:38 Jaime Pressly Friday, April 4th or something like that, yeah.

35:41 Adam All right.

35:41 We'll take ourselves a little break.

35:42 Adam We'll be back with Jack and his uncooperative penis after this. Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, and it's Dr. Drew over there. And here comes Jamie Pressly. Jamie is in Tom Katz. You can also find her Jack and Jill. Also, you can see her coming up in Joe Dirt.

36:19 Jaime Pressly Yeah. And we got to talk about the fact that I just shot the Dave Matthews video.

36:23 Adam Oh yeah. We're talking about that before the show.

36:26 Jaime Pressly It's so, wow.

36:28 Adam Dave Matthews is totally straight. I've heard from Jamie.

36:32 Jaime Pressly He is married. His wife is pregnant and in medical school.

36:36 Drew She's in medical school.

36:36 Adam And I was saying, I swore the guy was gay two weeks ago. Thank God it wasn't on the air. True.

36:42 Drew You said he was crazy and gay.

36:44 Adam No, how dare you.

36:46 Jaime Pressly He said he was not.

36:47 Adam No, I thought the guy was bi. I thought that was his deal. I thought everyone thought that.

36:52 He's bisexual.

36:54 I had no idea.

36:57 Adam Oh, David Alan Greer.

36:58 Drew That was Andy Dick.

37:00 Adam Oh, was that?

37:00 Jaime Pressly Andy Dick is definitely, yeah.

37:02 Adam Well, yeah. Was that Andy Dick?

37:05 Caller Jesus Christ in heaven. That's Andy Dick.

37:09 Adam But was the other one dick?

37:10 Caller That was Andy Dick, too.

37:11 Jaime Pressly Yeah, that's him, for sure.

37:12 Adam Oh, good times. All right, well, the point is, is Jamie did his new video.

37:16 Jaime Pressly The Space Between.

37:18 Adam Right.

37:18 Jaime Pressly From the new CD. It's really, really amazing.

37:20 Adam And what's the turnaround time on a video? They can get it out pretty fast, right?

37:23 Jaime Pressly Normally, they can get it out, you know, within two weeks, but this one's going to take five weeks because Dave Myers, who directs the majority of the new good videos these days, like, you know, with all the big guys, he's really great in post with special effects and all this stuff. He does it all himself and he's really amazing at it. So it's going to be about five weeks because they're doing some really cool stuff, like really moody, you know.

37:46 Adam And how did you get involved in it?

37:48 Jaime Pressly Well, I actually at the Janet Jackson Tribute three weeks ago, my publicist introduced me after the show to Dave Myers because I'm such a huge fan of the Dave Matthews band. She knew he was directing the next video. I met him. We got along really well. And I said, when I met him, I said, tell me you're doing track number three. He's like, I'm doing track number three. And I said, no, really. Track number three. Space between. He said, I'm serious. I'm doing track number three. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm doing it, too. And he said, what? I said, no, I have to do it. Well, but then he said, what do you know about Dave Matthews? And I schooled him on the whole everything about Dave Matthews and the band and his music and not gay. Yeah. Track number three on every CD is always his, you know, number one. And, you know, I'm a big fan. And because I was so passionate about the song and the band, he rewrote the treatment and put me in it.

38:34 Adam And what part do you play?

38:36 Jaime Pressly Actually, my part, it's really beautiful the way it's shot. I'm in the water, walking in the water with my child, with a baby in my clothes. And you don't know if I'm going to kill us both or if I'm going into baptized like Chris and you don't know what you can't really tell what's going on. But in the beginning, I go in to a young mother who had a baby too early and I'm trying to kill us both. And then it starts raining and she has this revelation that that's not exactly, you know, the rain stops her from doing it and she ends up walking out and, you know, walking towards the sun or whatever.

39:07 Adam Where did you shoot it?

39:08 Jaime Pressly We shot it in Orlando on, you know, everything's Disney. So there was one of the farms or whatever we, there's a big lake or river and we shot it right there in the, in the river or lake or whatever it is.

39:20 Adam Dave Matthews didn't talk about men at all.

39:23 Jaime Pressly No, he, I swear he is, he needs to do Saturday Night Live. He is the funniest person.

39:28 Adam Wow.

39:28 Jaime Pressly Absolutely amazing guy. Really, really down to earth, normal kind of guy.

39:33 Adam I was praying he was gay because women love that guy and I, it's, it's, uh, he, he's, you know, you know what's great about his music or what I think people respond to is everybody thinks they're the only Dave Matthews fan.

39:48 Jaime Pressly Yeah, it's so true.

39:49 Adam There's 200 million people who think they're the only Dave Matthews.

39:52 Jaime Pressly They're not even, they're not even coming. The tour starts in like April 21st or something. Dodger State and that's in Virginia. Dodger Stadium has already sold out.

40:02 Adam I know.

40:03 Jaime Pressly For four weeks after he starts the tour. And, you know, the entire Dodger Stadium. Could you imagine?

40:08 Drew For Dave Matthews.

40:09 Jaime Pressly For Dave Matthews.

40:09 Drew He's been around for a long time.

40:10 Jaime Pressly Yeah, he's been around for like 10 years. He was playing at all the universities in South Carolina, Virginia, North Carolina when they first started out with Hootie, Darius, Hootie and the Blowfish or whatever. So it's really cool that they're, you know, as big as they are.

40:24 Adam Well, you know, he's a great writer. And, you know, and then we're going on because Dave Matthews would never come on the show. I don't want to go on about him too long, but there's many examples. And people get kind of jaded in this business about all these sort of posers and crappy boy bands and all how bad music is and how it's all about looks and who you know and everything.

40:44 Jaime Pressly He's not that at all.

40:45 Adam But here's a guy who's actually just good and people respond to him because he's good.

40:50 Jaime Pressly I mean, his name is Dave.

40:51 Adam His name is Dave.

40:52 Jaime Pressly You know, he's like a normal guy.

40:53 Adam That's right.

40:54 Jaime Pressly Who's next?

40:55 Adam Jack?

40:56 Drew Yeah.

40:56 Adam Okay.

40:57 Drew So Jack, we don't believe it, but he's got a good question.

40:59 Adam Well, he wets his bed.

41:00 Caller I'm serious. I do.

41:01 Adam How often do you wet your bed?

41:03 Caller Like two times, three times a week, not that many times.

41:05 Adam And is that down from something, let's say, a few years ago?

41:10 Caller No.

41:10 Caller Like, it's never been like this.

41:12 Caller It just started this past.

41:13 Adam Oh, it just started?

41:14 Jaime Pressly Is it from like a dream? Because I know when I was younger, like when I was like seven, I wet the bed a couple of times because I'd have a dream. I was so tired, though, that I wouldn't get up. I dreamt that I was going to the restroom and then I would just go in the bed. And I never really is that what it is or is it?

41:28 Caller I don't remember. Like, I haven't had a dream for like years. I don't remember anything.

41:32 Jaime Pressly You have. You just don't remember it. I quit smoking pot.

41:35 Adam Yeah. Yeah, you will. I mean, if you're really tired and you really got to go and you got a dream, you're standing in front of a urinal as a guy, you can, you can get going. I've done that in my adult life. Lord knows I have.

41:47 Drew Jack, are you on any medication?

41:48 Caller No, none. I mean, I was on, I'm on Accutane, but.

41:52 Drew Well, I wonder if the Accutane could be doing this.

41:55 Caller Yeah, I started like six months ago.

41:57 Drew Yeah, but I wonder if the Accutane could be doing this in some strange way. I mean, actually, it's pretty powerful. Medicine can change a lot of things in your system.

42:03 Adam Do you wake up when you wet the bed?

42:06 Caller Sometimes, but like, like, yeah.

42:09 Adam Let me do some math here. What time do you normally go to bed?

42:11 Caller Like, 10, 10, 30.

42:13 Adam 10, 10, 30. And when you woke up, the time you wet your bed, what time was it?

42:19 Caller Probably like 2, 2, like 10 in the morning. Yeah.

42:22 Drew That's right. That's the Corolla schedule.

42:24 Adam Yeah. So here's what you need to do.

42:26 Caller Yeah.

42:27 Adam You need to get yourself a little. Okay. Here's. Okay. I want to tell everybody how to live. I know this is a part of the planet.

42:33 Caller By an egg timer.

42:34 Adam Let me tell you the two things.

42:35 Caller Is that where you're going?

42:36 Adam Yes. Everyone needs to do this with their life. A. They need to put a lock on their bedroom door. Because there's all those stories where people wake up and some shadowy figure's standing at the foot of their bed. It doesn't have to be a deadbolt. It doesn't have to be anything expensive. It can literally be a $5 barrel bolt that you get at the hardware store and screw in with a couple of three-quarter inch wood screws in your door jam. Just enough so that somebody can't quietly open your door while you're asleep and either murder you or catch you whacking off. Or both. So, everyone needs to put a lock on the bedroom door and lock it at night before they go to bed. Good idea. Number two, and please, if I had a nickel for every time some kid called the show because he was horrified because he saw his parents getting it on when he was seven years old because he stumbled into the bedroom, you need to lock your bedroom door, single, married, whatever. Lock it before you go to bed. Number two, everyone needs one of those $10 digital egg timers. If you want to take a nap and you only got a half hour, you set that thing. If you got to take a leak at 2 a.m., you go to bed at 10.30, you set it for three hours, it goes off at 1.30 in the morning, you get up and take yourself a leak and then get back into bed.

43:47 Caller That's what you're saying.

43:48 Adam Thank you.

43:49 Drew What you're saying, though, is that you have him get up, wake up and go pee before the time.

43:54 Jaime Pressly Yeah, make it out.

43:54 Adam It's pretty simple math.

43:56 Jaime Pressly Make sure you go before you go to bed and wake up and do it too.

43:59 Adam If you take a leak before you hit the hay and you're wetting yourself at 2 a.m., you know, do the math.

44:05 Drew And I think the eyecontain may be having some effect on you. The eyecontain is very sort of protean on how it affects people. I was actually on a four-on. I got like what's called Peck-Sezman Nocturnal Dyspia.

44:13 Adam You peed on me twice.

44:16 Drew That wasn't pee.

44:17 Caller I was short of breath.

44:19 Drew I was short of breath in the middle of the night. All kinds of strange. I have strange dreams, strange this. It affects your mood.

44:25 Jaime Pressly Yeah, my girlfriend was on and she got off because it was just such a like, it was almost like an antidepressant. It was affecting her in a really weird way.

44:32 Drew It's a, it's a not antidepressant, but a pro-depressant.

44:35 Jaime Pressly No, but I mean it was like an app, an actual.

44:37 Drew Makes you depressed.

44:38 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

44:38 Adam Yeah. Drew went from, I remember he went from boring to super extra boring.

44:44 Drew You're living dangerously.

44:45 Adam Max?

44:47 Yeah.

44:47 Adam You're 26.

44:49 Caller Yeah.

44:49 Adam What's up?

44:50 Caller Hey, I just wanted to get, I got all your advice on what's the best way about persuading my wife to have anal sex.

45:01 Jaime Pressly Oh, I'm not touching it because you couldn't persuade me with millions you couldn't tell.

45:05 Adam I think I could lure you in.

45:07 Drew How?

45:07 Jaime Pressly How was that?

45:08 Adam Well, I start with the ether rag. That's my first move. Then I go to the duct tape.

45:14 Drew Yeah, some women are into this and some women are absolutely not.

45:18 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

45:18 Drew And then near the tween shall meet.

45:21 Jaime Pressly Why is it that you're so adamant about having anal sex?

45:24 Caller Well, adamant is just something that I absolutely enjoy.

45:28 Drew He has to check off the list.

45:30 Caller Right. Someone in the past who's enjoyed it as well. She... I guess I haven't been very upfront with her about it, but I'm hoping, you know...

45:40 Adam Well, Max, do you think she might enjoy it?

45:44 Caller Does she? I don't know. In fact, it's been a good experience and I'm hoping that maybe after we could get into it she'd enjoy it, but...

45:52 Jaime Pressly Let me tell you something. Every woman I've ever met and every woman you've ever met can fake an orgasm. Even the woman you were having anal sex with before, even though it might have been great and she seemed like great, we don't get anything from it really.

46:05 Drew Some women do.

46:05 Jaime Pressly Some women do, but it's very rare.

46:08 Drew It's very rare. It's hard to imagine how.

46:09 Jaime Pressly It's hard to imagine. Yeah, because we don't have the same glands you guys do up there, so...

46:14 Drew But even with those glands, that's not an appeal.

46:16 Jaime Pressly You don't want anything going up you, you know, that way. Women typically don't want anything going up them.

46:22 Adam Slow down, slow down. That's it. You don't have to make such a blanketing statement. Drew, you wouldn't mind something going up you that way.

46:28 Drew You actually sound offended at me.

46:30 Jaime Pressly Yeah, I know. He was very offended by that.

46:32 Adam How dare you? How dare you hypothesize on behalf of my anus?

46:38 Drew Oh, your anus?

46:39 Adam My anus.

46:40 Drew I thought you were talking about women's anus. Well, listen. So you would like something up your tokes.

46:45 Adam Naturally. There's something up there now. It's your wallet.

46:48 Jaime Pressly God.

46:49 Caller You want to get it back?

46:50 Jaime Pressly Oh, God. Okay.

46:50 Adam Here's the deal. Ninety-five percent of women do not like it. Absolutely hate it.

46:55 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

46:56 Adam And then five percent love it.

46:58 Drew Or kind of into it and then one percent love it.

47:00 Jaime Pressly But a lot of the part of them being into it is that they like getting the man off. They like that it gets their man off. So they do it for that reason. That's what gets them off.

47:08 Adam And there's some women that are just crazy enough to enjoy it. But here's the deal. You don't know. Hey, it's your wife. You can float the idea. But if she doesn't want to do it, don't pressure her.

47:19 Drew She will get back at you if you pressure her.

47:21 Jaime Pressly Yeah, or you could say try it once. If you don't like it, we'll never do it again.

47:24 Adam Right. And here's a bodily favorite perfume. We'll make the whole thing smell a little better. I'll put some on my penis. I'm going to take a little break. Jamie Pressly is here tonight. We'll be back after this. The Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Bill Maher in here tomorrow night. Done his show, I think between the two of us, we've done his show 20 times.

48:23 Jaime Pressly I did it once, and I had a ball.

48:25 Drew Yeah, we like his show.

48:26 Jaime Pressly I love it.

48:26 Adam I would think...

48:28 Jaime Pressly He has a bit part in Tom Katz.

48:30 Adam Oh, he does?

48:30 Jaime Pressly Yeah. I forgot, he does.

48:32 Adam Talk to him, he can plug it tomorrow night. That's Jamie Pressly, by the way. Tom Katz is her new film, which is coming out this Friday, and then the next week after that, she'll be in Joe Dirt, so making the rounds, also Jack and Jill, and Temptation Island Reunion, Mighty Mighty Boss Stones, and a cavalcade of other stars coming in here.

48:56 Drew Andy Dink is coming.

48:57 Caller When's he coming?

48:59 Adam Next week.

48:59 Drew Next Monday. Have you seen his new show? He's new sexual. I'm on it. You're on it? Yeah, I did the opening.

49:04 Adam I saw you on it.

49:05 Drew What am I doing?

49:06 Adam You are sitting there offering a sort of diagnosis on Andy Dink.

49:12 Drew How crazy he is.

49:13 Jaime Pressly Wait a minute. On the first show, the opening one?

49:15 Drew I think it's in the opening. Am I in the opening?

49:17 Adam I didn't see the opening.

49:20 Jaime Pressly I saw the first show. He is so funny in it. You know the Scared Straight program? Where they take kids in. Did you see it? He redid it and went off on the guy.

49:29 Drew You know what else? He's a great director.

49:32 Jaime Pressly Really?

49:32 Drew I mean, I had the such... I'd get anything out of me. Imagine that. Yeah.

49:36 Adam Yeah. Cigar store, Indian acts better.

49:39 Drew And he would just do 40 takes. Just go, no, this, this, try this, try that. And we're just cracking up, having a great time.

49:46 Jaime Pressly Having an actor be a director is great because, you know, directors that have never acted before don't really know how to talk to you.

49:52 Adam He's definitely a talent. And his show is funny.

49:54 Drew I was thoroughly impressed. I really was.

49:56 Adam He'll be in here to plug it to death next week. Alex?

50:00 Caller Yeah.

50:00 Adam You're 15?

50:01 Caller Yeah.

50:02 Adam What's up?

50:03 Caller Um, I've been having a relationship with my girlfriend for about a year now. And, um, about two weeks ago before she moved away to Illinois, um, we had sex. And I guess something went wrong. And she called me two days ago.

50:20 Drew What do you mean something went wrong? With what?

50:23 Caller Like, I guess the column broke or something.

50:25 Drew How do you guess that?

50:25 Jaime Pressly How do you not know?

50:26 Caller Because she told me she's pregnant.

50:28 Drew Well, how do you not know it broke when you were having sex? Did you take the condom off?

50:33 Caller Yeah, but we didn't check it.

50:35 Jaime Pressly But normally, like, if you take the condom off and it's broken, the semen would have fallen out of it, or there wouldn't have been anything in it. How can you not tell?

50:42 Caller I don't know. I don't know. Like, when I ripped the thing, it may have nicked a little in the condom, I guess.

50:49 Drew Yeah, but why wasn't it? All right.

50:51 Jaime Pressly Anyway.

50:52 Caller We all know what we're at.

50:53 Jaime Pressly She's pregnant.

50:54 Drew But this this is this call doesn't hang together on many levels, many levels.

50:58 Caller Why?

50:59 Adam What's what are the other levels?

51:00 Drew When did you have sex with her?

51:02 Caller About two weeks. Yeah.

51:03 Drew And she knows she's pregnant. How did she find out she was pregnant?

51:07 Caller She called me.

51:08 Drew How did she find out she was pregnant?

51:09 Caller She got some tests at like the drugstore or something.

51:15 Jaime Pressly Well, how long does it take to find out if you're pregnant or not?

51:18 Caller Two weeks.

51:18 Jaime Pressly Two weeks.

51:19 Adam All right. So now she's pregnant and she says it's your child, right?

51:23 Caller Yeah.

51:24 Adam And what's her plan?

51:25 Caller Um, I don't know. She was crying and I'm scared because...

51:32 Jaime Pressly How old are you again?

51:33 Caller I'm 15.

51:34 Jaime Pressly How old is she?

51:35 Caller She's 15. Okay.

51:37 Adam Were you guys going to continue the relationship after she moved away?

51:41 Caller Yes, if she wants to do, but I don't see what the point is.

51:47 Jaime Pressly Well, if you have a baby, there's a big point.

51:49 Caller Yeah, there is a point now.

51:52 Adam Well, do you think that she may be saying this to try to get you...

51:57 Jaime Pressly Lure you there?...

51:58 Adam reinvolved in the relationship?

52:01 Caller Yeah, I was totally involved in the relationship. I love her.

52:04 Jaime Pressly No, do you think that she said these things to try to get you to come?

52:08 Adam Alex, what's your first language? Where are you from? Spain? English? Really?

52:14 Caller No. I was adopted, so I don't really know, like, what my heritage is or whatever. I'm thinking German or...

52:22 Adam Fair enough. Fair enough.

52:23 Caller Yeah.

52:23 Adam All right. So, do you want to be out of the relationship? I mean, I don't understand. I know we're not talking about pregnancy right now, but she moved away to Illinois, right?

52:34 Caller Yeah.

52:34 Adam And it doesn't seem like there's gonna be any way to continue the relationship, you being in San Francisco.

52:40 Caller Yeah.

52:41 Adam And is she a little bit nutty? Do you think this is the kind of thing she may be making up?

52:45 Caller No, she's not making it up.

52:47 Adam Okay. What does she want to do? Does she want to have the child?

52:52 Caller She, we didn't really talk about it that much. She said she had to talk to her parents and tell them, and I was like, oh, God, I had to tell my parents too. And I got...

53:02 Jaime Pressly Well, I think, quite frankly, if you guys were, you know, adult enough to have sex and if the condom did in fact break, then you need to be man enough to go to wherever it is she is and talk to her and her parents and discuss what needs to go on.

53:14 Adam What's he going to do? Ride his moped?

53:15 Jaime Pressly You know what? You got to tell your parents. Get a job. If you're having a child, you're going to have to do that anyway.

53:20 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

53:21 Adam Wait a minute.

53:22 Caller I have a job, sir.

53:23 Adam Well, Jamie's got some tough love here. Yeah. What's he going to do?

53:27 Jaime Pressly Sometimes you got to do that. No.

53:29 Adam Okay. But hold on. He's 15. He's in Frisco. She's in Chicago somewhere. And this is going to be tough. I mean, he may not have the resources to get out there. I think he needs to talk to her about what her plan is. I mean, she could be having an abortion. She could give the child up for adoption. There's other alternatives here.

53:51 Drew It makes sense to give the child up for adoption. That would be a very courageous and reasonable thing to do. Absolutely. We'll give you the Planned Parenthood phone number if you want to talk to somebody. It's 1-800-230-PLAN, P-L-A-N, 2-3-0-PLAN. And then we're going to see what her parents want to do about this. I think it's great that she's telling her parents. That's a good thing. Absolutely. I still have my doubts, Frank, that this is his child. Awfully quick, no rupture of condom. It just doesn't all really hang together for me. But be that as it may, you may have to be sporting this child. And if she does decide to keep the child, you will be obliged to support it financially until he's 18.

54:28 Jaime Pressly Also, how accurate are the tests that you buy from the store?

54:32 Drew Very good.

54:32 Jaime Pressly Really?

54:33 Caller Yeah.

54:34 Adam Elizabeth?

54:35 Yes.

54:36 Caller That was a good angle. I would have tried to work that angle, too.

54:39 Drew Yes, Your Honor.

54:40 Adam It turns out they're good. What's up there? You're 14.

54:43 Caller Yes. Last night, my boyfriend put on the condom the wrong way. And then he realized that. And he took it off and put it on the right way. And then he had sex. And I was wondering what the chances of me getting pregnant from that, because I think a little semen got on the tip of it.

55:02 Adam How do you put it on inside out?

55:05 Caller Yeah.

55:05 Jaime Pressly How did he even do that?

55:07 Drew He didn't get all the way. He just sort of got it over the head a little bit.

55:10 Jaime Pressly But you started having sex with it on.

55:12 Drew No, no. Then he flipped it around and put it on. Could the tip of his penis contacting the outer surface?

55:20 Adam He could have been leaking. I see.

55:23 Drew I mean, that's a theoretic possibility, but highly unlikely.

55:26 Caller It's because I just got my period today, and I was just wondering if there's any possibility like right now.

55:31 Drew Well, it's not zero, but it's nearly zero.

55:33 Caller Okay.

55:33 Drew You can get it pre-instituted in two weeks if you have any concerns.

55:36 Caller Okay. All right. Thank you.

55:37 Adam All right, baby. Good times.

55:39 Caller Okay.

55:39 Adam 14, sweetie pea. Yeah, I know. Slow it down a little bit, all right?

55:44 Drew We could be gambling on her.

55:46 Adam How old's your boyfriend? 14. Okay.

55:49 Jaime Pressly She's a sexy girl. Okay. I'm going to tell you to do what I did. Go to Planned Parenthood. I was 14, and I went, and not even because I was having sex, I just the thought of having a child at that age made me cringe. And if I did want to have sex.

56:01 Adam Wait a minute. You had to be having sex.

56:03 Jaime Pressly No, I had had sex, but I went away to Japan. Right. And when I was there, a lot of those girls, I didn't have sex while I was there.

56:10 Adam Sure.

56:10 Jaime Pressly So I was 15. I'm sorry. We, because of the time change and the whole thing, a lot of us didn't have our periods for months while we were there.

56:17 Caller Really?

56:18 Jaime Pressly Yeah. And I wasn't having sex or anything. So when I came back, just because it scared me so bad, I went and put myself on the pill at Planned Parenthood.

56:25 Drew The fact that they were telling you you were fat and you weren't eating?

56:27 Caller Yeah.

56:28 Jaime Pressly No, I actually started. I gained weight when I went over there because I ate. I love the food.

56:31 Adam Who did you go there with?

56:33 Jaime Pressly I went alone. I had a contract with St. Ayo.

56:36 Adam How do you do that? I mean, how did your parents let you out of the house?

56:38 Jaime Pressly I've been an old soul since the day I was born. I was good. I went, had an apartment with a girlfriend. It was from Georgia. We both worked with the same agency.

56:44 Caller Your parents let you do that?

56:45 Jaime Pressly I was emancipated at 15.

56:47 Drew Why?

56:47 Jaime Pressly I lived on my own since I was 15. My parents went through a divorce after 21 years when I was 14, and my mother and I moved to California because I was modeling and flying back and forth so much. I'm from a small town and it was easier. I ended up going to Japan and I went to Italy and lived there when I was 19.

57:05 Drew How did that work after 21 years?

57:08 Jaime Pressly You know what? The last 12 years of it were not, my mother married him when she was 18. Back in the day, you just do that. They did that and they didn't know any better. My father.

57:17 Drew When they divorced, they were your age after 21 years of marriage.

57:19 Adam Holy Christ.

57:20 Jaime Pressly Yeah. They're both remarried now, happily remarried, I think, whatever.

57:26 Adam I couldn't imagine, I mean, like, I was nervous about slumber parties at 15, down the street kind of thing. I couldn't imagine going to Japan at 15.

57:36 Jaime Pressly It was scary. I had to...

57:38 Adam With an apartment?

57:39 Jaime Pressly I got up and took the train every day to work, and it was like I was an adult. I just did what I had to do. I went and worked and came back and went to the grocery store and lived like a normal adult would at 15. I learned how to speak Japanese, did the whole thing.

57:52 Adam What about education? I mean, not that I got any when I was in high school. I'm sure you were getting more education than anybody who was in school.

57:59 Jaime Pressly Traveling, I learned more than I did in school. Right.

58:02 Adam But I mean, how was that OK with whoever?

58:05 Jaime Pressly What happened was because I was emancipated. And we did that, but I wasn't divorcing my parents in any way. We did that so that I could go to Japan because we thought at the time we were told that I couldn't go alone at 15 unless I was emancipated. So we did that and then we found out it didn't need to be, but it ended up helping me out in the end anyway because I lived on my own. However I came back, went into independent studies because I went during the second semester of my sophomore year in high school. Went into independent studies, did it until I was a junior in high school, asked my English teacher who was a good friend of mine, how long is it going to be until I graduate because you can only do one class at the time and each class took a minimum of six weeks. She said 19 possibly and I said okay I'm out and I went to college. And my major was sports medicine fitness specialist with a dance minor and I didn't get to finish so.

58:51 Adam How cool are you though coming back from Japan in the 11th grade and hey kids what's up? How'd the football team do?

58:58 Jaime Pressly I'll tell you it was a hell of an experience but I wouldn't have, I was like, domo arigato gozaimasu.

59:03 Adam So I was eating blowfish and on the catwalk, what's going on over here? How'd the team do?

59:08 Jaime Pressly I showed my age not being able to use chopsticks that was the one thing I couldn't do.

59:12 Adam You guys do play a little softball and do some catfishing while I was going? Crawfish?

59:18 Caller Yeah.

59:20 Adam I did blow with the Nero on a learch hat. What's going on? What's going on over here? How'd the snow dance go? Is that fine without me? Jim look good? All right. Katie?

59:32 Caller Yeah, you can push it.

59:33 Adam Oh yeah, there you go there. Katie, you're 17.

59:36 Caller Yeah.

59:36 Adam What's up?

59:37 Caller I had a question for Jamie.

59:39 Jaime Pressly Hi.

59:39 Caller Hi. I'm a dancer and I was wondering if you had been a dancer previously in your life or was it because of Jack and Jill that you dance or?

59:48 Jaime Pressly My mother's a dance teacher and I've been dancing for 21 years. I started when I was three and that's been my life since I was three.

59:55 Adam Eating disorders.

59:56 Caller Right.

59:57 Jaime Pressly Yeah, but that only lasted a month because I love food.

1:00:01 Caller Yeah.

1:00:02 Adam I know dancing and eating. When I go into the robot, people start vomiting. So I know, I do know that it works that way.

1:00:09 Jaime Pressly How long have you been dancing?

1:00:11 Caller Well, I'm not really dancing right at the moment, but I danced for nine years of my life. That's good. Yeah, I love it. And I really need to get back into it. Why aren't you dancing now? Because I haven't been dancing since sixth grade when I moved up to Sacramento. I used to live down in Southern California.

1:00:27 Adam Oh, I see. No dancing in Sacramento.

1:00:29 Jaime Pressly There's dancing everywhere you go.

1:00:31 Caller What is that, like the Footloose school over there?

1:00:34 Caller There's no good dance school.

1:00:36 Jaime Pressly How old are you?

1:00:37 Caller 17.

1:00:38 Jaime Pressly You know what you can do? What I did when I was seven, I mean, I went to college when I was 17, but you can actually go if there's a junior college anywhere around. If they have a performing arts department, which the majority of the schools do, especially junior colleges, you can go and actually take classes as an, as a, just you go and you pay to be a student just in the classes, but it's not something that goes on your final record as a college student. You can actually just go and pay to take the classes.

1:01:04 Caller Oh, really? That sounds cool.

1:01:06 Jaime Pressly Yeah, you should do that. That's what I did. It's a great, great experience to be there with all those great dancers. It pushes you.

1:01:11 Caller Awesome.

1:01:12 Adam All right there, Katie.

1:01:12 Jaime Pressly Thank you.

1:01:13 Drew All right.

1:01:13 Caller Thanks.

1:01:14 Adam Good times.

1:01:14 Drew Get that Adam. Great dancers at junior college.

1:01:17 Adam No, no. Well, no, no.

1:01:19 Jaime Pressly You can't afford it.

1:01:20 Adam Junior college is fine for dancing and softball.

1:01:23 Jaime Pressly And it's good to get you into the bigger schools.

1:01:25 Adam Good to score.

1:01:26 Jaime Pressly You don't have the grades and you know, coming out of high school.

1:01:29 Adam Yeah.

1:01:30 Caller Yeah.

1:01:30 Adam But did you go off to a bigger school?

1:01:32 Jaime Pressly No, because I started working and I couldn't.

1:01:34 Caller Right.

1:01:35 Jaime Pressly I went for two years.

1:01:35 Adam Nobody ever goes on to a bigger school. That's my only problem.

1:01:38 Jaime Pressly Three of my friends did.

1:01:40 Adam In theory, it's good. Now, were they Asian?

1:01:43 Caller No.

1:01:45 Jaime Pressly They usually go straight to the universities.

1:01:47 Adam That's what I'm saying. Sometimes they just get off the boat and they got to sweat out junior college for a year or two. Mickey?

1:01:55 Jaime Pressly Mikey.

1:01:56 Adam Oh, Mikey. I'm sorry.

1:01:57 Caller Hey, how you doing?

1:01:58 Adam You're 20. What's up?

1:01:59 Caller Almost 20. My birthday is in two days anyway.

1:02:02 Jaime Pressly Happy birthday.

1:02:03 Caller Thank you very much. Jamie, I just wanted to say that I love your voice and thank you. You're super hot. I was wondering if there's any way that I can get like an autograph or anything like that.

1:02:15 Jaime Pressly If I ever see you, absolutely.

1:02:17 Caller Really? You guys don't have like a, like a, I don't know, fan club or anything like that?

1:02:22 Jaime Pressly We're actually working on one right now.

1:02:24 Caller Really?

1:02:24 Jaime Pressly But if you write to the WB, if you go online to, you know, the wb.com and go through all the shows. Let's go to where it says Jack and Jill.

1:02:32 Caller Right.

1:02:33 Jaime Pressly And you send in a request for that, or you can actually write the WB and send it to Jack and Jill Production Office.

1:03:01 Caller I think you're the best and the total idol and everything. And you too, Adam. Anyway. Yeah. I have like this, like a keloid scar on my back and I was wondering, what can I do to get rid of it?

1:03:14 Drew How big is it?

1:03:17 Caller It's like less than a dime. It's like, I mean, it's pretty small.

1:03:20 Drew What's it from?

1:03:21 Caller I've got an acne scar. How long you had it? Maybe over a year, I guess.

1:03:28 Adam What color are you?

1:03:30 Caller I'm Asian.

1:03:31 Adam How do the Asians do with the keloid?

1:03:33 Drew Some do. A lot of people keloid too, but sometimes with darker pigmented skin, the keloids will get even darker than your skin.

1:03:41 Caller Right. I mean, it's a lot darker than my regular skin.

1:03:44 Drew They can be excised. They can be removed by a plastic surgeon. Sometimes they can inject steroids into it.

1:03:49 Jaime Pressly Yeah, I was going to say, my girlfriend had them inject. What kind of, it's a...

1:03:52 Drew Cortisone.

1:03:53 Jaime Pressly Cortisone, yeah.

1:03:54 Adam Can they, what about just putting like vitamin E on it or something like that?

1:03:58 Jaime Pressly It doesn't do it.

1:03:59 Drew It tends not to. Keyloid is a keyloid. And really, if it's a problem, they'll actually, the plastic surgeon will go back and try to take it out. The problem is obviously you can read keyloid again.

1:04:09 Jaime Pressly You should just go to the dermatologist and have them look at it.

1:04:11 Drew Right, or a plastic surgeon.

1:04:12 Jaime Pressly A plastic surgeon, yeah.

1:04:13 Adam Well, listen, tell people you got shot there. I mean...

1:04:17 Jaime Pressly Sounds much cooler.

1:04:18 Adam Yeah, you don't go, I had a big old zit. Well, this is as big as the one I had on my ass, but it was big. Thankfully, the hair has covered the one on my ass. Maybe I have to talk, maybe I said too much. Jeff? Jeff, you're 14?

1:04:33 Caller Yeah.

1:04:33 Adam Yeah.

1:04:34 Caller First of all, I want to say, Adam, you're awesome.

1:04:36 Adam Thanks.

1:04:36 Caller I love you, Adam.

1:04:37 Adam Don't believe me.

1:04:38 Drew Yeah.

1:04:38 Caller You're hilarious.

1:04:39 Adam Thanks, Jeff.

1:04:40 Drew All right, is that it? Yeah.

1:04:41 Caller Drew, you're a good man, too.

1:04:43 Drew All right, Jeff, take care.

1:04:44 Caller Yeah.

1:04:45 Drew Yeah.

1:04:46 Caller I have a question, though. I was laying in bed a couple of nights ago, and my stepmom came in, she told me that my dad was gone, and she like started rubbing me, and what was she wearing? She was wearing a thong and a bra.

1:04:59 Jaime Pressly Oh, my God.

1:05:00 Caller It's a dead lie, and you know it.

1:05:02 Adam He's lying.

1:05:04 Drew Well, I'll tell you why you're lying, because your story would have started entirely differently. We went, oh, my God, my stepmom walked in with a thong and a bra on.

1:05:12 Caller No, because she's only 29, and I think she's really hot.

1:05:16 Caller I don't know what to do.

1:05:17 Adam What did she do to you?

1:05:19 Caller She just came in and she sat down on my bed, and she like...

1:05:22 Drew We did have one of these that was real one time, remember, and we told the guy to tell his dad that dad beat the crap out of him?

1:05:26 Adam Yeah.

1:05:27 Drew Remember that? Yeah.

1:05:28 Caller Well, my dad's in the military, so he's off a lot.

1:05:31 Adam I see. Now she started rubbing on you, and then what?

1:05:35 Caller She was just like, your dad's gone, and I was like, yeah, I know. And she's like, do you want to go into my bedroom? And I didn't know what to do, so I just told her no. And then she's like, okay, well, if you want to, I'll be in here, and she left.

1:05:46 Jaime Pressly Just say no, my friend.

1:05:48 Caller But I don't know what to do, because she's really hot, and I like her a lot.

1:05:52 Jaime Pressly Well, you know what? How old are you?

1:05:53 Caller I'm 14.

1:05:54 Jaime Pressly You're 14, she's 29, she's married to your father. You're not the Jerry Springer Show. Don't do it.

1:06:00 Caller Yeah, but you guys don't understand.

1:06:01 Drew Oh, no, yes, we do.

1:06:02 Jaime Pressly Yeah, we do. It's your hormones raging.

1:06:04 Drew And 14-year-old males, please. Every single one has been bogus. Every single one. Okay?

1:06:10 Adam All right. No more helping young people. I agree with Drew.

1:06:13 Drew Well, no, they're just, it's bogus calls. But be that as it may.

1:06:15 Caller I don't know.

1:06:16 Adam I could have.

1:06:17 Drew No, listen. Why would he persist like that? I don't know. We gave him clear advice.

1:06:21 Adam Well.

1:06:21 Drew But you don't understand.

1:06:23 Adam Well, who wants to turn down Tang at 14?

1:06:27 Jaime Pressly But that's the point. Nobody.

1:06:29 Drew The actual four children, that experience will be flipped out.

1:06:31 Jaime Pressly Absolutely scared. I mean, there's no way.

1:06:33 Adam But let me give you, but let me play devil's advocate here. Let's say it's a bogus call. Would he have said that he just told her he didn't want to do anything and send her back to her bedroom?

1:06:44 Drew Yeah.

1:06:44 Adam I mean, maybe if it's a bogus call. He says he got himself a BJ. Do you know what I'm saying?

1:06:49 Drew Yeah.

1:06:50 Adam I'm saying if you're fabricating, you might as well get the BJ. That's all I'm saying.

1:06:53 Drew You want to push my details some more? I can break them.

1:06:57 Adam All right. Jeff?

1:06:59 Caller What?

1:06:59 Adam Jeff?

1:07:00 Drew Yeah.

1:07:00 Caller Okay.

1:07:01 Adam When's your dad come back from out of town?

1:07:04 Caller I don't know. Probably a day.

1:07:06 Adam You have no idea?

1:07:07 Caller No.

1:07:08 Drew Where is he?

1:07:08 Adam Why is he you don't know?

1:07:10 Caller Because he's off. He leaves sometimes for a while and, you know, he never really...

1:07:14 Drew Where is he now? Where is he now?

1:07:16 Caller He's on a ship.

1:07:19 Drew On a ship? He comes back in one day?

1:07:21 Caller Probably.

1:07:22 Jaime Pressly Maybe.

1:07:22 Caller I don't know.

1:07:23 Jaime Pressly How long has he been gone?

1:07:24 Caller About three days.

1:07:26 Caller Yeah.

1:07:27 Adam All right. Sorry, Jeff. He's having trouble with his... Oh, listen. A guy, a kid who's a son of a military guy knows daddy's schedule when he's shipping out, when he's coming back.

1:07:38 Drew They don't go on ships for three days.

1:07:40 Adam Sometimes they just...

1:07:41 Jaime Pressly Yeah, it takes a while to get somewhere on a ship. Three days ain't good.

1:07:44 Adam Sometimes they just do a little whale watching in the harbor and then come back.

1:07:47 Jaime Pressly Yeah, they just go out for the hell of a...

1:07:48 Adam It's part of the new softer side, Army of One. Jamie?

1:07:53 Caller Hello?

1:07:54 Adam You're 14?

1:07:55 Caller Yeah.

1:07:55 Adam What's up?

1:07:57 Caller What are the effects of mushrooms?

1:07:59 Adam Do you get real high?

1:08:01 Caller I know, but like... Do they do anything to your body?

1:08:06 Jaime Pressly You mean like the side effects? Or what happens when you do mushrooms?

1:08:09 Drew They are, like other hallucinogenics, seem to be damaging to the brain mood-setters.

1:08:15 Adam But people, they don't really know enough because people don't really do enough of them.

1:08:19 Drew That's true.

1:08:19 Adam So we'd like people to start doing more of them so we can get some definitive studies.

1:08:23 Drew Get some data here.

1:08:23 Adam Right there, Drew?

1:08:24 Drew No, that's in fact the case. And it's also rare to see people doing just mushrooms. Sometimes they're doing mushrooms, pot and acid usually, or mushrooms, pot and speed.

1:08:32 Adam At the same time?

1:08:33 Drew Sometimes.

1:08:34 Adam Really?

1:08:34 Caller All right. Adam? Yeah? There was this person at our church and you'll never guess what they did. They pooped in the toilet and they left a humongous log. And it went flush down.

1:08:49 Adam Well, yeah.

1:08:50 Caller It's like the mason jar thing. What? The mason jar?

1:08:56 Adam I don't know if she's trying to get the mason jar in.

1:09:00 Caller I'm serious. No, it's the biggest mason jar one.

1:09:03 Drew She's just delighted trying to share with you.

1:09:05 Adam I see. I see. Well, they say cleanliness is next to godliness. So it seems, listen, I'm atheist and I wouldn't crap up a church.

1:09:15 Jaime Pressly Who wants to go anywhere but their own house?

1:09:18 Drew Well, that's a good trick thing.

1:09:20 Jaime Pressly Yeah, I guess it is.

1:09:22 Adam Let me tell you, we were talking about the Man Show earlier on. And here's basically how it goes. The Man Show has a base, there's about 50 people in our building and two, three toilets, two men's rooms and one lady's room. And let me tell you the difference, because I was doing a little social experiment. The upstairs bathroom, the upstairs bathroom, is that the ladies room or not? No, it's not Drew.

1:09:55 Drew The upstairs men's room.

1:09:57 Adam Okay.

1:09:58 Drew Is there a men's room and a ladies room?

1:10:01 Adam There's two men's rooms and a ladies room.

1:10:04 Drew And one ladies room.

1:10:05 Adam Okay, could you shut up please? Let me finish. The upstairs bathroom is where all the riders go. And there's nothing but guys up there. And there's probably a handful of riders and some producers and some guys like this. Probably about 12, 13 guys upstairs. That bathroom, which is closest to my office, is funkified 24-7. It cannot be used. There's either somebody in there. Jordan is in there moving one of his BLTs minus the L because he's like every goddamn sandwich that guy eats is nothing but like just bacon and mayonnaise. But he's anyway, somebody is either on the pot or getting off of the pot. You cannot use it. Now the downstairs bathroom where there's a couple of guys and mostly women is always in great shape. Guys will go number two at the job and women, they'll wait until they get home.

1:11:01 Drew Well, guys will save it up for their own territory too.

1:11:07 Adam We have guys coming in and cramping on weekends just to just to stake their claim.

1:11:13 Drew And I will always remember standing at that downstairs bathroom. There's a urinal between them and when you stand and you're looking straight ahead is where at least 20 guys have got their nose against the wall. They cleared their nose.

1:11:27 Adam Did the snot rocket. Yeah, we're in a different...

1:11:29 Drew I mean, it's all pow pow pow.

1:11:30 Caller The wall looks like it's been just blasted.

1:11:33 Adam We're in another building now. But yes, yes. I had to take it. I actually had to take... I don't like to brag about it, but I had to take a leak in a coffee pot upstairs. What? In front of the writers to make an example of what, you know... I mean, I'm the big cheese there. I can't head up and have that bathroom a mess every time I go up there. Bad times. All right, Jamie Pressly is our guest. I hear she's leaving after... You got to hang around one more break. Oh, good times, baby. Good times.

1:12:01 Jaime Pressly Good times.

1:12:01 Caller All right, we'll be back.

1:12:04 Jaime Pressly Hello? Is this Loveline?

1:12:06 Caller Call 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:12:08 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

1:12:29 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio.

1:12:33 Caller 100.7 The Buzz.

1:12:48 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. It's time to go over there. Boner, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Jimmy Pressly is our guest tonight. Tom Katz is the name of her latest movie, which is coming out Friday. And then probably the Friday after that, Joe Dirt, she'll-

1:13:05 Jaime Pressly And Jack and Jill still airing on Wednesday nights, even though Temptation Island killed everybody.

1:13:09 Adam Well, now Temptation Island is gone, so Jack's back.

1:13:13 Jaime Pressly So now they've decided they're going to do the best of Survivor. Like, we can't win for losing.

1:13:18 Adam Oh, really? On Wednesday?

1:13:20 Jaime Pressly Yeah, it's great. Good times.

1:13:22 Adam You know, I was picturing, I was looking at Drew in his pajama bottoms, or his, these sort of flannel sweats that the aunt got us. And I'm wearing mine tonight, although I wear mine every night. Drew's wearing his. And it really dawned on me the state of my disheveledness. When I was leaving my house on Friday, a guy, Gary, a carpenter friend, came over. I had some stuff lined up for him to do. We were standing in my garage. I was kind of running late. And I said, all right, so Gary, just pull the gate shut, turn the alarm on. You know what to work with. The tools are in the basement, blah, blah, blah. And I go, I'm running late for work. And he goes, you're going to work? And I go, yeah, yeah, I got to go now. And he goes, but you're wearing your pajamas.

1:14:07 Jaime Pressly And I said, I got to work every day in my pajamas. Yeah, that's it. I wear some living sweats.

1:14:14 Adam Really dawn on me though, that this guy was a simple man, but he wanted to know why I was going to work in my pajamas. It's different at 1030 in the morning too. It's like, it seems bizarre.

1:14:25 Jaime Pressly I have so many-

1:14:26 Adam I go to work, date? No, I'm sorry, not this job.

1:14:29 Jaime Pressly You mean the man show?

1:14:30 Adam Yeah, I go to the man show in my pajamas, which is really another thing is funny or maybe it's just to me is I did. We shot something where I had to wear pajamas.

1:14:40 Caller And I just wore your normal clothes.

1:14:41 Adam No, I said to everybody, I go, all right, well, I'm going to go get changed back into my- and then I pause and went, other pajamas. Then we're going to leave.

1:14:51 Jaime Pressly I have like 8 million outfits that have never been worn because I wear pajamas every day.

1:14:55 Caller Good times, maybe.

1:14:57 Adam Well, you know you're going to get to work, you're going to put makeup on you and hand you something to wear.

1:15:00 Jaime Pressly So what's the point?

1:15:01 Adam And there's nothing worse than really getting dressed. I mean, you know, the socks and the tight pants, you know, I like to wear tight pants. Show the ladies where I'm coming from. Yeah, and my high-riding tight boots that lace all the way up. And, you know, my collared shirts and the whole thing with my- I wear dickies and things and ascots, you know.

1:15:21 Jaime Pressly Yeah, of course, ascots.

1:15:23 Adam And so the thing is, there's nothing worse than getting dressed and then really getting undressed again. Might as well just- I'd like to just go to work in my comforter with an erection and drop it when I get there and put my clothes and makeup on.

1:15:34 Jaime Pressly Yeah, might as well.

1:15:35 Drew Too bad that comforter can't be-

1:15:37 Adam It cannot be folded. Well, it's folded like a taco shell. It gets folded when you try to straighten it out.

1:15:43 Caller It cracks apart like a taco shell, too.

1:15:46 Adam Yeah, it's seen better days. Um, Michelle?

1:15:52 Caller Hello?

1:15:52 Caller Michael.

1:15:52 Adam Oh, Michael. Man, I'm all over the place tonight. Michael, what's up?

1:15:56 Caller Hey, Jamie.

1:15:56 Adam 24.

1:15:56 Jaime Pressly Hi, how are you?

1:15:58 Caller Um, Dr. Drew got a question for you.

1:15:59 Drew Yeah.

1:16:00 Caller Um, this doesn't happen all too often, but after I urinate, um, when I'm all finished, sometimes I get a shooting pain, um, between, I guess, in the area between my anus and my testicle.

1:16:13 Drew Are you on any medication?

1:16:14 Caller No.

1:16:15 Drew And any history of any medical problems?

1:16:18 Caller No.

1:16:19 Drew And in recent, is this, how long has this been going on for?

1:16:21 Caller It's, it's actually technically been going on, I think, you know, for a couple of years.

1:16:25 Drew Well.

1:16:26 Caller But I, it only happens like once every, maybe a month or two. Yeah.

1:16:29 Drew It's sort of a bladder spasm probably.

1:16:32 Jaime Pressly Can I be caused from straining too much?

1:16:34 Caller Yeah.

1:16:35 Drew It can be caused from prostate irritation. He might have other sort of urethral irritation, but it's been going on a long time. It's probably not any sort of infectious problem. Just one of those things some guys get.

1:16:46 Adam You ride a bike?

1:16:48 Caller I ride a motorcycle, but I don't know.

1:16:50 Drew I wonder if that could be adding to it.

1:16:52 Adam A street bike?

1:16:53 Caller Yeah.

1:16:55 Adam You ride a lot?

1:16:57 Caller No, I haven't really, because it's been cold lately, so no.

1:16:59 Jaime Pressly Well, from now on, use a cup.

1:17:02 Drew No, that won't work.

1:17:03 Caller No, that would hurt worse.

1:17:05 Drew It's the pudendals, the under...

1:17:06 Jaime Pressly It's in between.

1:17:07 Adam All right. So what can he do?

1:17:09 Drew Not worry about it. Drink lots of fluid, pee frequently, don't hold your urine for long periods of time.

1:17:14 Adam Good times, Steve. You're 27?

1:17:17 Caller Yes, and I'm a virgin. Really? Yeah.

1:17:20 Adam How come? Hey, can you turn whatever's on in the background down, please?

1:17:27 Caller I can't get it.

1:17:28 Caller Moron.

1:17:30 Caller All right.

1:17:31 Adam Did you do that?

1:17:32 Caller Yes.

1:17:32 Adam Okay. So why do you think you're a virgin?

1:17:35 Caller I know I am.

1:17:36 Adam I know. But what is the cause of this virginity? Not getting laid?

1:17:41 Caller Right.

1:17:41 Drew What's motivating that?

1:17:44 Caller I just can't get it. I can't get any.

1:17:46 Drew Why not, do you think?

1:17:50 Caller I don't know.

1:17:50 Caller I don't go out. I don't. I'm shy.

1:17:52 Caller Extremely shy.

1:17:53 Jaime Pressly You seem to be answering your own question.

1:17:56 Drew Do you have like an anxiety problem where when you get in social situations, you're sort of overwhelmingly uncomfortable and anxious?

1:18:02 Caller Correct.

1:18:03 Drew Well, there's something called social anxiety disorder, social phobia, that can be treated. You might want to see someone about that, make it so it's more comfortable for you to go amongst people so you can actually meet someone and maybe have some sort of relationship.

1:18:16 Adam What do you do for a living?

1:18:18 Caller I work at a body shop. Oh, yeah?

1:18:21 Adam Yeah, so you know that Bondo, the hardening?

1:18:24 Caller No, I work in the paint.

1:18:25 Adam Oh, you work in the paint, yeah.

1:18:26 Drew You're going to give him a zit?

1:18:28 Adam Yeah, 90% benzoyl peroxide on the hardening, the catalyst, yeah? Yeah, I used that on my zit once. Hey, so you work around, you go outside, you live on your own?

1:18:40 Caller Yes.

1:18:41 Jaime Pressly In order to get laid, though, you have to actually go out and meet people, so I think the best thing in the world is to go and speak with someone, a psychiatrist or a psychologist.

1:18:51 Caller I don't drink, I don't...

1:18:52 Adam Well, that's your problem.

1:18:53 Drew Yeah, but see, you may have a disorder that can be helped and treated.

1:18:58 Adam Yeah, and you're not going to meet any chicks at a body shop.

1:19:00 Jaime Pressly Or in your house.

1:19:02 Caller Well, what kind of a doctor do I go to?

1:19:04 Drew You can start with the regular doctor, but a psychiatrist would be the ideal person to see. Because there's good medication for social phobia now.

1:19:11 Adam All right, Steve? Okay, thank you. All right, good times. Yeah, talk to a psychiatrist and... Oh, good times. I don't know, should guys in body shops really be getting laid, though? And what do you want?

1:19:22 Jaime Pressly Nine times out of ten, you hear that they're the ones always getting laid. Not necessarily by the best winners in the world, but, you know.

1:19:29 Adam No, no, but that is, that's a...

1:19:31 Jaime Pressly You think of the stereotypical hot mechanic working on a car, you know what I mean?

1:19:35 Adam Yeah, but you've been looking at too many calendars.

1:19:38 Jaime Pressly I've been watching movies.

1:19:39 Adam Yeah, let me tell you, the body shop dudes, that's a different breed of cat over there. Think about that gig, by the way, just in a spray booth all day, masking off cars, wets, you know, just pretty much prepping and spraying all day. Oh, that Bondo, all that toxic material.

1:19:56 Jaime Pressly That's what you'd say, tough times.

1:19:57 Adam Yeah, bad times.

1:19:59 Jaime Pressly Bad times.

1:20:00 Caller Yo.

1:20:00 Adam You're 21.

1:20:01 Caller Hey there, how's it going?

1:20:02 Adam Good, how you doing?

1:20:04 Caller I'm doing pretty good, thanks. My problem, well, actually, hold on just a second here. Dr. Drew, you are the smartest, most, well, not magnificent, but you-

1:20:13 Drew Bye, Brian, okay.

1:20:14 Adam No, go ahead.

1:20:15 Caller You tell us next to you he's a liar, so what does he care, what do you care what he says?

1:20:19 Adam Oh, okay, what's your problem?

1:20:21 Caller Well, well, I don't know about compulsive liar, but sometimes like I didn't, I wasn't, yeah, I wasn't sitting there though, but I mean, you know, people ask me like what's going on over the day, and I'll just, well, I mean, just about routine things. I just lie.

1:20:41 Drew Do you outright lie or do you outright lie or do you exaggerate?

1:20:47 Caller Sometimes, sometimes I just make up things that never happened, but usually it's just like, you know, to make a story better.

1:20:54 Jaime Pressly I think a lot of people do that. That's just exaggerating. That's not necessarily compulsive lying.

1:20:59 Drew Can you give us an example?

1:21:00 Caller Well, I mean, I don't know. My friend could come over and ask me, you know, hey, what did you do today, Brian? And I'll be like, you know, even though nothing happened or I just played tennis or something like that, I'll be like, or maybe here's a good idea. Like I played tennis and I lost, but I'll tell her I played tennis and I won. You know what I mean? And I'll make up a completely different story.

1:21:20 Adam Yeah.

1:21:21 Jaime Pressly Why?

1:21:22 Caller I don't know.

1:21:23 Drew What does it do for you? How do you feel when you do it?

1:21:26 Caller It's like I don't know. It's like I just don't want to. It's like I don't I don't like the way that like it's just boring, you know.

1:21:37 Drew So you don't feel you don't feel sort of worthy of anyone's attention even.

1:21:42 Caller Yeah.

1:21:42 Drew Unless you can give them something worse.

1:21:44 Caller Well, I don't know.

1:21:45 Adam It's a way of keeping distance, keeping a distance from people, because they never really know what the truth is about you. Yeah, I do that an awful lot of and I think it's a way of manipulating people in your own quiet way, because you're sort of pulling one over on them. You're kind of controlling them in a way because you're feeding them false information that they're believing. So it's a way to keep a distance and sort of control them in a way.

1:22:13 Caller Right. Like, yeah, usually, I mean, I don't know. I don't even know why I do it. I mean, mostly, the question is, how can, like, not just what can I do to stop it? But I mean, it's like, it's not. I mean, if I could just stop it and say like, hey, you know, don't lie, I would. But I mean, it's out of my mouth before I even know I'm doing it.

1:22:33 Jaime Pressly Then think before you speak. And I have a question. When you tell this girl, yeah, I want it tennis, even though you didn't. Do you think that's changing? You think if you said I didn't win, that it would change your perception of you?

1:22:44 Caller No, I mean, and why?

1:22:46 Jaime Pressly Why tell her that you won? When in fact you didn't?

1:22:50 Caller Well, I don't know.

1:22:51 Caller Because what good would that do?

1:22:53 Caller Sort of.

1:22:55 Adam Maybe this problem could be solved. You just got better at tennis.

1:22:59 Jaime Pressly I was going to say lessons.

1:23:01 Caller Actually, you know what my biggest problem in tennis is?

1:23:05 Caller Lying about the score.

1:23:07 Jaime Pressly Lying about the score.

1:23:09 Caller No, no, no, I'm not lying about the score. It's my butthole.

1:23:14 Adam I knew it.

1:23:15 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

1:23:16 Caller I knew it.

1:23:16 Adam See, you know, whenever, whenever...

1:23:18 Jaime Pressly He couldn't answer. He stuttered too much.

1:23:20 Adam Did you notice that when he... Whenever somebody poses the question that way, they go, you want to know why or do you want to know what my bet is?

1:23:29 Jaime Pressly They're setting themselves up for their own joke.

1:23:31 Adam I always know it's going to be a big, big anus joke. I don't mind them though.

1:23:35 Caller Yeah.

1:23:35 Adam But still anus joke. All right. Let's take ourselves a little break.

1:23:41 Caller Let's come back.

1:23:41 Adam We'll speak to Sharon, who's I'm guessing that's the name. She dates guys between 18 and 30. The oldest guy was 23.

1:23:53 Jaime Pressly That doesn't make any sense.

1:23:54 Adam Well, I think it might be between 18 and 23.

1:23:57 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

1:23:57 Adam She's addicted to this. Well, maybe she's attracted to guys 18 to 30. Hey, Sharon?

1:24:02 Caller Yeah.

1:24:03 Adam You're attracted to guys 18 to 30?

1:24:05 Jaime Pressly Yeah.

1:24:06 Adam But the oldest guy you've dated is 23?

1:24:08 Caller Yeah.

1:24:09 Jaime Pressly Then how are you addicted to guys that will go up to 30 if you've never dated one? Well, like...

1:24:14 Caller She's obsessed.

1:24:14 Jaime Pressly She's obsessed. You're attracted.

1:24:16 Adam She's open to it.

1:24:17 Caller All right.

1:24:17 Adam Hold on a second there, Sharon. We're going to take a little break. Jamie Pressly is our guest tonight. We'll be back with Sharon after this.

1:24:24 Caller Hello?

1:24:26 Caller This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-1-91.

1:24:36 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio.

1:24:40 Caller 100.7 The Buzz.

1:24:51 Caller Hey, hey, hey.

1:24:53 Adam This is our good friends, New Found Glory. We were on here last week in one of my favorite riffs. Jaime Pressly is our guest tonight. Tom Katz is the name of the new movie, and then Joe Dirt is coming out of that, coming out the following week. That's with David Spade. And Jack and Jill, of course, Wednesday nights, nine o'clock. And let's get back and talk to Sharon, who's 14. Sharon? Yeah. So you like the older guys? Yeah. Did you have sex with the 23-year-old guy you were dating?

1:25:29 Caller No.

1:25:31 Adam Have you had sex?

1:25:32 Caller No.

1:25:33 Adam I see. Well, that's not too bad. And how is it that you dated the 23-year-old guy? Did he think you were older?

1:25:42 Caller Well, like, you know those like talk line things? Yeah. That's how I meet them. And I'm like addicted to that. Hmm.

1:25:52 Adam And you talk to older guys and then you arrange to meet them?

1:25:55 Caller Yeah.

1:25:56 Adam And don't they pressure you for sex?

1:26:00 Caller They do. But they've tried to put the moves on me. But I just like, you know.

1:26:07 Drew Where do you meet these guys? And where do you, you know, you met them online. But where do you then meet them physically?

1:26:11 Adam I'm going to meet at like a Chuck E. Cheese or a Shakey's or something like that in the neighborhood.

1:26:19 Caller No, at like stores.

1:26:20 Adam I see it's stores.

1:26:21 Caller Yeah, because I don't want them going to my house.

1:26:23 Adam I understand. And what's in it for you? The attention?

1:26:29 Caller I don't know. I just, I guess I just like it. I think it's the attention, but I'm not sure.

1:26:33 Jaime Pressly I think a lot of it is the adrenaline rush that you get when you know you're going to meet someone you have no idea about, you've never seen. And it's kind of a, it's almost like you're doing something bad.

1:26:43 Drew Jamie got the gene.

1:26:44 Caller Yeah.

1:26:46 Drew There's some people respond to that, but I would bet more likely dad took off at about six, eight, something like that.

1:26:56 Caller Right? Two.

1:26:57 Drew Two.

1:26:58 Caller Oh, wow.

1:26:59 Adam Okay. So your dad split and kind of abandoned the family.

1:27:04 Drew And was he around for a while and then just took off completely?

1:27:07 Caller Well, I haven't seen him since I was two. I haven't had contact with him at all.

1:27:10 Drew Did you have a stepdad or anything like that?

1:27:12 Caller I have never had a technical stepdad, but I lived with my mom's fiance.

1:27:18 Drew And what was he like?

1:27:20 Caller He was physically abusive, but not sexually.

1:27:24 Adam Well, that's good of him.

1:27:25 Drew That fills out the picture.

1:27:26 Adam Well, there's still decent guys out there.

1:27:28 Drew Yeah, that will just just be just physically abused.

1:27:31 Adam I'm telling you, from doing this show, I look at that as you're one of the lucky ones who is not actually raped by stepdad. Yeah, I really beating on your own kids is bad enough, but beating on someone else's kids is like so out of the question. You know what I mean?

1:27:48 Jaime Pressly The fact that the other parent allows it to happen is what's out of the question.

1:27:54 Adam Yes, I blame mama just as much as I blame the wolf that she brings into the chicken coop, whether it's physical or sexual, whatever it is. Mama goes out, finds a guy, brings him in, leaves him alone with their little daughter, and then he does God knows what to them.

1:28:12 Jaime Pressly And then you follow the pattern of the mother.

1:28:15 Adam All right, so how about you stop doing this and try to get a little therapy for yourself, a little help for yourself?

1:28:23 Caller Yeah, I was in therapy, me and my mom were in it because I think my mom was in denial that he was like throwing things at me.

1:28:31 Caller He was like, obviously.

1:28:33 Drew Can you get back in touch with that therapist?

1:28:35 Caller Well, we had to move away because he was making threats after we moved out. Yeah, boy. He was making threats to kill us.

1:28:41 Jaime Pressly I think it'd be really great for you to go into therapy alone.

1:28:44 Adam Thanks, mom. Appreciate that. Couldn't have waited just to wait until the next guy came along, had to grab that one. All right. It's time to get back in the therapy room. Talk to somebody at school, counselor, that kind of thing, and get off these chat lines.

1:29:00 Drew Yeah, I agree. You are addicted to them, but maybe it's a relationship with people of your own age, something more real.

1:29:05 Adam Yeah. And believe me, the people you meet on there, they ain't the people on the commercial. People in commercial, a bunch of good-looking people whose businesses relocated them. Hey, I'm new in town, I'm a professional, the boss just up. No, that ain't the dude you're talking to.

1:29:20 Jaime Pressly No, just because their voice sounds good doesn't mean they are.

1:29:22 Adam Yeah, you're talking to a dude who's got a van up on blocks in his parents' driveway.

1:29:27 Jaime Pressly That's really dangerous because one day you could go meet somebody and they could be really dangerous whether you're in a store or not.

1:29:32 Drew Yep, that's absolutely true.

1:29:35 Caller Pavora?

1:29:37 Adam Pavora?

1:29:38 Caller Pavora.

1:29:39 Adam Is that how you say your name?

1:29:40 Caller Yes.

1:29:41 Adam How are you?

1:29:42 Caller I'm great.

1:29:42 Adam What kind of name is that?

1:29:44 Caller That's an Islamic name. My parents are Iranians. They like to really speak English.

1:29:47 Drew Interesting.

1:29:48 Adam Good times.

1:29:49 Drew What's up?

1:29:50 Caller I'm wondering why does my voice seem to get lower after giving oral sex? It's really weird. It seems like it's irritated or something.

1:29:59 Drew Yeah, probably.

1:29:59 Caller That's got to be.

1:30:00 Drew Dryness.

1:30:00 Jaime Pressly It's like getting hoarse.

1:30:01 Adam It's also, doesn't Satan channel through you after oral sex?

1:30:07 Jaime Pressly Probably.

1:30:07 Adam You saw the exercise?

1:30:08 Caller Mercedes McCambridge's voice.

1:30:12 Caller It seems to depend on who the guy is or if there's more.

1:30:20 Jaime Pressly That means size is a problem.

1:30:23 Drew But I suspect it's dryness. That saliva is not lubricating the vocal cords as it normally would. It's going a different direction.

1:30:31 Jaime Pressly So just drink some water, hot tea, you'll be good to go.

1:30:34 Drew It's not anything about the substance you're being exposed to.

1:30:38 Adam And ask your dad. He may have some thoughts on it.

1:30:40 Jaime Pressly Yeah, that's something you should definitely discuss.

1:30:42 Adam I know Iranian guys.

1:30:44 Caller I said something like that to, oh my God.

1:30:46 Adam Oh no, Iranian guys.

1:30:46 Jaime Pressly Yeah, I don't know a father that would talk about that.

1:30:49 Adam Especially Iranian guys. They're very liberal that way. Especially with the ladies. You shouldn't have a problem with that, right?

1:30:55 Caller My parents would take a belt in me. That's just like not even funny. Right now they think that I'm staying like another girl's house. They don't know, like if I go to a party and there are guys there, oh God, my parents can't find out about that, especially, you know.

1:31:09 Jaime Pressly Don't let that, let...

1:31:11 Drew Another delightful convert from the American system.

1:31:15 Adam That's right.

1:31:16 Jaime Pressly You lash out because your parents never talk to you about anything or let you do anything.

1:31:20 Drew The kids end up so far from where the parents wish them to be.

1:31:24 Jaime Pressly Yeah, because they don't let them talk about anything. They scare them instead of being their friends.

1:31:29 Adam But in here is the deal too, everybody who's moved to this country. You may be from somewhere else, but your kids are pretty much from here and they will, they go to school with people from here, they watch television made by people from here and they will adapt to the way.

1:31:44 Jaime Pressly Younger generations are getting older and older and older.

1:31:47 Adam Yes.

1:31:48 Jaime Pressly And smarter and smarter.

1:31:49 Adam Right.

1:31:50 Jaime Pressly And younger and younger. Yeah.

1:31:51 Adam I know. It's not unusual to hear about a 15-year-old girl going to Japan by herself.

1:31:58 Jaime Pressly I knew it was unusual, but it wasn't scary to me.

1:32:00 Adam It's out of control. Craig?

1:32:03 Jaime Pressly Yo.

1:32:03 Adam You're 16?

1:32:04 Caller Yes.

1:32:05 Adam What's up?

1:32:06 Caller Okay. Adam Corolla, you're awesome.

1:32:08 Caller Okay.

1:32:08 Adam Thank you. Thank you.

1:32:10 Caller Okay.

1:32:10 Caller So me and a bunch of my friends are having a sleepover.

1:32:12 Caller And we brought up the question, why do guys have nipples?

1:32:15 Adam Right.

1:32:15 Jaime Pressly Why do women have nipples other than breastfeeding?

1:32:18 Adam Well, that's pretty good reason.

1:32:20 Drew Maintain the viable species.

1:32:23 Adam Well, we've thought about this long and hard. First off, I have sensitive nipples. I'm a man who uses my nipples.

1:32:31 Jaime Pressly Yes.

1:32:32 Adam I like a little nipple play. FYI, Jamie.

1:32:35 Jaime Pressly Okay, great. Good to know.

1:32:37 Adam No, I'm not saying you have. I'm not putting any pressure. You don't have to act on it. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, FYI.

1:32:46 Jaime Pressly All right. I'm just saying good to know.

1:32:49 Drew Sensitive nipples for Adam.

1:32:50 Jaime Pressly Pinched or licked or rubbed, what do you like?

1:32:54 Caller Oh. Okay.

1:32:57 Adam That's all good. I'm just saying if it comes up, that's all. If there's, you know, life can change in this town. Career might not be going as good a few years from now.

1:33:11 Caller Yeah.

1:33:11 Jaime Pressly And you'll be the one I run to.

1:33:15 Adam I'm putting it out there.

1:33:17 Caller Okay.

1:33:18 Adam That's all. That's all I'm saying.

1:33:19 Jaime Pressly Wow.

1:33:19 Drew She appreciates your comedy now, Adam.

1:33:21 Jaime Pressly I do.

1:33:23 Drew You're killing her.

1:33:24 Caller You're killing her.

1:33:24 Adam Yeah.

1:33:25 Caller Yeah.

1:33:27 Drew You should have called her that.

1:33:28 Adam Yeah.

1:33:29 Caller All right.

1:33:30 Adam Okay.

1:33:30 Caller Not so crazy after all.

1:33:32 Adam Men have nipples because we all start off as women.

1:33:36 Drew Yeah.

1:33:37 Adam Is that the answer?

1:33:38 Drew We all share that common genetic heritage or rather embryological heritage and the presence of the Y chromosome causes the man to go off in a different direction. But all mammals have nipple lines and they don't fully resort. You just you continue to have them. It's just that when estrogen turns on in the female, the nipple then develops into a full breast. We just never actually have the estrogen turn on.

1:34:03 Jaime Pressly Actually, some men do.

1:34:05 Drew They do have testosterone converted to estrogen in the periphery. So fat men do. And early on, before your testes really turn on, the adrenal glands produce hormones, much of which becomes estrogenized. And that, so you're 13, 14. And if you smoke a lot of pop, that also causes it.

1:34:21 Jaime Pressly No way.

1:34:22 Drew Yes.

1:34:22 Jaime Pressly That's funny.

1:34:23 Adam All right, we will.

1:34:24 Drew Not if you got it.

1:34:25 Adam We'll take ourselves a little break and your stone.

1:34:27 Drew It is funny, I guess it isn't.

1:34:28 Adam Jamie Pressly is our guest tonight. I'm gonna tell her more about my sense of nipples and then we'll be back after this. Well, there you have it. Another fantabulous Loveline show in the ground. I want to thank Jamie Presley for coming in here tonight.

1:35:01 Jaime Pressly Thanks for having me.

1:35:02 Drew You had the light. You must have seen your previous negativity.

1:35:07 Adam She is not nuts.

1:35:08 Jaime Pressly See, I'm sane.

1:35:09 Adam Right. She's nuts about my sensitive nipples, but she's not insane. Insane.

1:35:15 Jaime Pressly I can't wait for you to go out of town so I can come and take your job.

1:35:18 Adam That's right. It will never happen.

1:35:20 Jaime Pressly Yeah, well, it's all right.

1:35:21 Adam But no, you're very candid. You're sharp. You're forthright. And you're a great guest. And we do appreciate you coming on and hanging out.

1:35:29 Jaime Pressly Thanks for having me.

1:35:30 Adam Just being.

1:35:30 Jaime Pressly You know, I was going to leave after an hour and I stayed the whole time because I had so much fun.

1:35:33 Adam We appreciate that too. God bless you. Bill Maher.

1:35:35 Jaime Pressly Had a great time.

1:35:36 Adam In here tomorrow night. Until next time, Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew is saying mahalo. We might not be going as good a few years from now.

1:35:42 Jaime Pressly Yeah, and you'll be the one I run to.

1:35:45 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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