Episode 1000754887169

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:06 Go!

1:08 Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:10 Voiceover Loveline Coast to Coast.

1:13 Adam Hey there, kiddies. It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Facts number, 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist, and sporting some gel in his hair tonight.

1:33 Oh yeah. Yeah.

1:34 Drew It's all cut shorter.

1:35 Adam Yeah, you got a real James Brolin look.

1:37 Drew Is that what that is?

1:38 Yeah.

1:39 Drew I got to get the beard going too. Doesn't he have a beard still?

1:41 Adam He may have shaved it. You're thinking of a...

1:43 Drew 20 years ago.

1:44 Adam Maybe 25. No, I don't know if Brolin still... No, Brolin shaved his beard. That's right. Babs had him do it. That's right. Yeah, so you're looking very hip, very fresh. Yeah. Smelling good. All right. No guests tonight. Tonight, the guest is the love that the two hosts find between each other. Right, Drew?

2:02 Drew I have a guest we welcome in.

2:03 Adam That's right.

2:04 Drew Oh, sorry. Just took off.

2:07 The love?

2:08 Adam Yeah. Oh, I thought you broke wind. I thought that was some kind of code. Eric?

2:12 Yeah.

2:12 Adam You're 19. What's up?

2:15 Caller Yeah, I was fingering my girlfriend and I used to have done this before, but this time I got a lot deeper than I usually do and it felt like a weird bump, like a real firm lump type, I don't know, something inside of her.

2:32 Drew Eric, hold on one second. Junior college, Adam?

2:35 Adam No.

2:36 Drew No.

2:36 Caller No.

2:36 Adam No.

2:37 Drew No college. No college.

2:39 Adam That bump was a button on the bed. Your finger had actually gone out her asshole, Eric.

2:46 Drew The bump, as you described it, is her cervix.

2:49 Caller Is it? Yeah.

2:50 Drew I suggest you just pick up a little and maybe go on the web and look at Anatomy textbook. About the end of your third finger, if you put it in deep, you will feel the cervix.

2:59 Adam Yeah.

2:59 Drew And it feels like a little, it's about the size of the OK sign, if you put your thumb and index finger around the OK. And then it's got a little lump. If you notice the indentation in the center, that's the hole that the baby would come out.

3:12 Adam Oh, is it?

3:12 Drew Young Eric. If, yeah.

3:14 Adam You know, the cervix, to me...

3:16 Drew Give me the pictures.

3:17 Adam A few times, I've never touched it with my penis, but I have hit it with my hand before. And I always think of a little chicken liver that comes in the giblet package when you buy a whole chicken. You ever see what a chicken liver looks like? That's what it reminds me of.

3:34 Drew It is that consistency. It's firm, but mushy.

3:37 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah, chicken liver. John?

3:41 Yes.

3:41 Adam You're 22.

3:42 Caller I am.

3:43 Adam What's up?

3:44 Caller My fiance has a thing of screaming really loud when we have sex, and it gets right in my ear and it actually makes it very painful and makes me stop enjoying sex in general.

3:55 Adam What does she scream?

3:56 Caller She just screams. It's like a bloody scream. Yeah, the best thing I can compare it to is you ever see Blade Runner? When Darryl Hannah got shot at the end of Blade Runner, that sort of reminds me of her.

4:08 Adam I see. Well, at least Aida Asner wasn't shot. I mean, at least you get to picture Darryl Hannah.

4:16 Drew Is there any way you could change positions so her mouth is right by your ear?

4:21 Caller We've tried that, but I guess my ears are very susceptible to a lot of noises because whenever police sirens go by.

4:27 Drew Why don't you wear earplugs when you have sex?

4:29 Caller Well, I'm just wondering if there's anything that could be done.

4:32 Drew I would think the more disturbing thing would be that you might sort of alert the surrounding community to what you're up to.

4:37 Caller Yeah, that's another problem I have.

4:38 Drew It's kind of embarrassing.

4:39 Caller I don't want to share with the world what I'm doing.

4:43 Adam Yeah.

4:43 Caller Or calling the police.

4:45 Adam Well, that's not a bad calling guard. I mean, hey, I'm giving another chick an orgasm. Mark that on your calendar. Hey, John?

4:53 Caller Yeah.

4:55 Adam She's having the orgasm, right?

4:57 Caller Yes, she is.

4:58 Adam And is she, do you live in an apartment?

5:03 Caller I rent a room in a house.

5:04 Adam No, worse.

5:06 Drew Did the neighbors complain?

5:07 Adam Old farmers living upstairs.

5:10 Drew Neighbors complain?

5:11 Caller No, but my roommate has.

5:14 Adam Is she in a place emotionally where you could put a pillow over her head and she wouldn't know it?

5:20 Drew Well, maybe wouldn't mind it.

5:21 Adam Or wouldn't mind it.

5:22 Caller We've tried that, but she moves around and keeps screaming. I was wondering what causes this, because what she said, the reason why is because it's a release.

5:30 Caller Yeah.

5:31 Adam I understand.

5:32 Drew No kidding.

5:33 Adam What position are you in? Are you on top of her?

5:36 Caller I'm on the bottom.

5:37 Adam You're on the bottom. Oh, she's up top. That's the way she has her orgasm. So she has to sort of stifle herself. Can you give her a wooden spoon to chomp down on or something? I mean, she's aware of it, right?

5:50 Caller Yes, she is.

5:51 Adam She'd take a hand towel and tie it up with a rubber band and let her bite down on it or something.

5:57 Caller Okay.

5:58 Adam I don't know what you're going to be able to do.

5:59 Drew I want to interview this woman. I mean, what is going through her mind that she can't or is unwilling to kind of contain this a little bit?

6:06 Adam Women can't do that sometimes.

6:08 Drew Yeah, but she's shrieking and she's sort of trying to help him contain it.

6:14 Caller What is that?

6:15 Caller I don't know. That's what I was calling you about because it somewhat worried me too.

6:20 Drew Why?

6:21 Caller Why would it worry me?

6:22 Adam Well, that she's a little nutty, right?

6:25 Caller She somewhat is, but that's one of the healing factors about it.

6:28 Drew Your appeal, you find that attractive.

6:31 Adam The nuttier chicks are, the more they enjoy sex. I don't know why God did that to them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But man, they orgasm. Like, you know, a chick who's totally emotionally together, she orgasms, and it's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, that's good. And the nutball chick's like, yeah, oh no! And they start like screaming weird stuff, and they're yelling out their dad's name.

6:54 Drew Nice.

6:55 Adam Yeah. I mean, I know that from the movies. John, listen, here's what you need to tell her. Okay. You know what you're doing, and I don't want to freak the neighbors out. So seriously, here's a little washcloth. I'm going to fold it up into a couple of squares. And when the time comes, just put it in your mouth and chomp down on it. Okay. I mean, I don't know what else to do about it.

7:18 Drew I mean, that's about it.

7:19 Adam If she's on top, he can't really get up and...

7:22 Drew He can wear earplugs. They could have some sort of sealed room. They put it in the car or something. God knows.

7:29 Adam No. Let her bite down on the town.

7:31 Drew I would think so. Hey, listen, I wanted to shout out to Tucson, where we are actually looking for the Mason Jar guy. Those of you, the guy, the original guy with the anus... How do you say this?

7:47 Adam The anus the size of a Mason Jar?

7:49 Drew Yes. That guy. We want him back.

7:52 Adam Do you think that guy is going to call or do you think 300 guys will say they're that guy?

7:56 Drew I can tell when it's that guy. I know that voice. So I'm going to know if it's him.

8:00 Adam Butthole the size of a Mason Jar.

8:01 Drew Yes. Butthole. In fact, that's the way he put it. Yes. Nice. All class. And I'll know if it's him. I recognize that voice anywhere. And they actually want to make him a promotional vehicle. No.

8:15 Adam We're just hoping he calls in so we can have him arrested. I don't think... I think that guy is dead or in prison.

8:20 Drew Well, people probably know him.

8:23 Adam Yeah. He's a fat guy. Where's the hockey jersey?

8:25 Drew You met him. Yeah. You met him when you were down at KFMA.

8:28 Adam I was down in Tucson and I met him. What a lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, piece of ass lad that guy was. Yeah. Nick?

8:38 Yeah.

8:39 Adam You're 16. What's up?

8:42 Caller I made up my call, but I just wanted to get in and talk to you out of your funniest man alive.

8:46 Adam Why thank you.

8:48 Drew Where are you calling from?

8:49 Caller Kansas.

8:50 Drew Whereabouts?

8:51 Caller Topeka.

8:54 Adam Good follow-up there, Drew. Mm-hmm.

8:56 Drew Capital of Kansas.

8:57 Caller Yes.

8:58 Adam Yes, Nick. I'm the funniest man alive. Sorry. Go ahead.

9:01 Caller In speech class, I'm doing an informational speech and I'm doing a biography on you.

9:06 Adam All right.

9:07 Drew Oh, my God.

9:08 Caller Yeah.

9:09 Drew It's like Abraham Lincoln's past. The simple life of the poor.

9:13 Adam Drew, relax over there.

9:15 Caller I know you were born in North Hollywood, but I need some more information. Could you give me any?

9:19 Drew Oh, my God. I could. I've heard it a billion times.

9:22 Adam Well, I was born in North Hollywood. I went to North Hollywood High. What else? You asked me the questions.

9:30 Drew His mom abandoned him. He's never gotten over it.

9:33 Adam No, she did not.

9:33 Drew His parents split up when he was eight. His stepmom kicked him out, made him live in the garage and crap into a popcorn tin.

9:41 Adam She didn't actually force me to, but that was my idea.

9:45 Caller His dad didn't go to a couple of Pop Warner football games, right? Yes.

9:48 Drew He's never forgiven him for that.

9:49 Adam Still in therapy.

9:51 Drew His dad, Adam is the anti-senior Carolla. His dad doesn't like mechanical things.

9:58 Caller What high school did you attend?

9:59 Adam North Hollywood High. It's very easy. Hey Nick, this is all fine and well, but you should look this stuff up on the internet.

10:08 Caller I will a little bit, but I need a couple of sources, so I'll just use this as one.

10:11 Drew There you go. Okay.

10:13 Adam All right, Nick. Good times.

10:15 Drew Footnote number two, Adam Corolla.

10:20 Adam Wow. The subject of his speech in speech class. Yeah.

10:24 Drew It sounds like it's going to be an elaborate speech.

10:26 Adam I know you've arrived. Ashley?

10:28 Yes.

10:28 Adam You're 17.

10:30 Caller Yeah. I made up my call, but okay, here's my real question. I go to school with like 85% Hispanics and black, you know, and I've been having trouble like finding a decent boyfriend.

10:47 Adam Sure.

10:48 Like there are no normal white dudes in my school.

10:53 Drew Why don't you date somebody not white?

10:55 Caller I already tried that, you know, and my mom, like she wasn't against it. I could tell like in her voice she wasn't happy about it.

11:04 Adam Yeah. But she may not be happy about you dating anyone.

11:07 Caller No.

11:08 I mean, I've had boyfriends before.

11:10 Caller All right.

11:10 Adam And she's been all right with that.

11:11 Caller Yeah. Like I went out with one guy for about, you know, eight months, you know.

11:16 Caller Yeah.

11:17 Caller And I don't know. It's just like really tough and it's making me get stressed out. You know, like, I can deal without having a boyfriend, but...

11:26 Adam Well, listen, you have no problem with dating someone of a different race, right?

11:31 Caller I mean...

11:31 Drew It's your mom's issue.

11:33 Adam Well, you'd prefer a white guy.

11:35 Caller Yeah.

11:35 Adam But any port in a storm, right? I mean, you don't have much choice. There's not too many white guys in that school, right?

11:42 Caller No. I mean, there are, but, you know, either they all smoke pot or, you know, they have girlfriends. All right.

11:48 Adam It's like a fantastic school you're going to.

11:51 Caller Yeah, it's lovely.

11:52 Adam And do you have to date someone from school? I mean, do you do anything else? Are you involved with any other organizations?

11:59 Drew Horseback riding?

12:00 Caller Well, yeah, I actually do horseback riding.

12:03 Drew How did I know that? I picked that up. I just watched DC. You're probably Chevy Chase, Maryland.

12:09 Adam No. No.

12:10 Drew Hold on.

12:11 Adam She's going to school. It's all black and Hispanic. What do you think? She's one of the Rothschilds?

12:14 Drew Yeah, but the way she's talking about it all, she's...

12:17 I live near Nelson, Bel.

12:20 Drew Arlington.

12:21 Adam Okay. Listen, Ashley, if you really find a black or Hispanic or any other nationality guy that really flips your cookie, go ahead and date him.

12:33 Yeah, but I don't think they're going to flip my cookie.

12:35 Adam Okay. Then if you don't, then you're going to have to find a guy outside of your school, like at your horseback riding camp or wherever you go.

12:42 Caller All right. All right. Yeah.

12:44 Adam Stay open. You may find a guy.

12:46 Caller Okay. Hey, Adam.

12:47 Adam Yeah.

12:48 Caller What does mahalo mean?

12:50 Adam Mahalo means everything in Hawaiian.

12:53 Drew Everything that aloha doesn't mean mahalo fills out.

12:56 Adam They have two words, those Hawaiians. They have aloha and they have mahalo. I really do. I think if you're in Hawaii and you're a surgeon and you're removing the heart, I think you either have to call it aloha or mahalo. Is that true, Drew?

13:11 Drew That's it.

13:12 Adam They're really the laziest people on earth. They really are. They have two words that mean 4,000 things. Joanna?

13:19 Yeah. Hi.

13:20 Adam You're 16. What's going on?

13:21 Caller Yeah. I am a couple of weeks late on my period and I haven't taken a pregnancy test yet, but I think I might be pregnant. And I want to know if there is any way that I can ensure that I had a miscarriage.

13:33 Drew Ensure that you have one?

13:34 Caller Yeah.

13:35 Drew Well, you can take RU-486, the contraception, the abortion pill.

13:40 Caller Uh-huh. Well, it's like the after, isn't that like the, you have to do it like the morning after?

13:45 Drew No, that's the morning after pill.

13:47 Okay.

13:47 Drew RU-486 can be taken up to the first basically three months.

13:51 Okay.

13:52 Drew But you have to see a doctor and it's an abortion and you need to get that taken care of. That's what you're going to do.

13:57 Caller Okay. So what should I do? Should I like go to the doctor?

14:00 Drew Yeah. Go to the doctor. Plan Parenthood.

14:02 Caller Okay.

14:02 Drew Okay. I'm sure there's a very good Plan Parenthood in Denver. It's where you are.

14:07 Adam One of my favorite Plan Parenthoods is in Denver.

14:10 Caller Yeah.

14:11 Adam Beautiful.

14:12 Caller Yeah.

14:12 Adam Yeah. That fishbowl filled with condoms at the front desk, second to none, and the ambiance there, fantastic. And that John Denver music playing, it's great.

14:22 Drew But get the proper counseling and make a decision with someone. It could help you make a decision about what you want to do with this pregnancy.

14:29 Adam Can you go and get RU486 from Plan Parenthood now?

14:33 Drew I don't know that.

14:34 Adam Are they sporting that?

14:36 Drew I don't know. That is probably different in different Plan Parenthoods.

14:40 Caller See, I don't know. I don't even know if I'm pregnant, but I know if there is there any other reason why I would be late like this?

14:45 Drew Then the number one, two, and three possibilities of pregnancy, there are many other possibilities, but you need to rule out pregnancy first and foremost. And I'd rather you do it with Plan Parenthood so they can also establish some contraception for you since obviously you're not practicing that.

14:58 Caller Yeah. Well, I had like, see, I don't know if I'm pregnant or not because it was protected. The last four guys that I slept with have been protected.

15:05 Drew The last four?

15:06 Caller Yeah. So that's what I'm thinking. Like maybe in the last month, I slept with maybe four guys.

15:10 Caller Oof.

15:11 Drew And, but they're using condoms?

15:13 Caller Yeah.

15:14 Drew Condoms fail.

15:16 Caller Yeah. But I always check. That's one thing I do. I always check to make sure it's broken or not. And none of them have been broken. And I used to take depot. I used to be on depot.

15:24 Drew Once you get back on depot, that'd be a good, a good contraception.

15:27 Adam Hey, Joanna?

15:28 Caller My parents will take me and they won't.

15:30 Drew Go to Planned Parenthood.

15:31 Adam Joanna? Yeah. What's up? I mean, you're very comfortable with your sexuality at 16. I always check the condoms. I slept with-

15:40 Drew Four guys in a month.

15:41 Adam Four guys in the last month.

15:42 Caller Yeah. That sounds pretty bad, but it's kind of complicated.

15:45 Adam All right. All right. But slow down a little. Take care of yourself, right?

15:49 Caller All right.

15:50 Adam Yeah?

15:50 Caller Yeah.

15:51 Adam Don't worry about guys making you feel one way or the other.

15:54 Caller Okay.

15:55 Adam You got to make yourself feel that way.

15:57 Caller All right. All right. All right. Thanks.

15:59 Adam They're good times.

16:00 Caller Okay.

16:00 Adam Always checks the condom. It's like a nurse. Melissa?

16:06 Caller Yeah.

16:07 Adam You're 18?

16:08 Caller No, actually, I'm 28.

16:10 Adam Well, must have been a little typo there.

16:13 Caller I'm 28, but I didn't make up my question.

16:15 Drew All right.

16:15 Caller Go. I have been seeing my boyfriend for, oh, gosh, it's going on five and a half years now.

16:22 Drew Oh.

16:23 Caller Yeah. And it's getting to that point where I'm getting a little bit frustrated and I want more of a commitment out of the relationship.

16:31 Drew You want to get married?

16:33 Caller Yeah.

16:34 Drew How old is he?

16:35 Caller He's 37.

16:36 Drew Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He was dating you when he was 32 and you were 13?

16:41 Caller No, actually, I was 24.

16:42 Drew No, no. Oh, I'm sorry. It's not 18. I beg your pardon. You're screwing the math up there. We have 18 up on the board here.

16:48 Caller Yeah. And, you know, I'm feeling really frustrated. I live with him, which is probably my biggest mistake.

16:57 Drew How long have you been with him, living with him?

17:00 Caller Two years.

17:01 Drew Oh, I think one rule women should have is that when you move in with a guy, one year, stop clock. Just give them one year to make up their mind. But if you decide to move in, fine, but one year and that's it.

17:13 Caller You know, the biggest problem I have is I hate to give him the ultimatum.

17:18 Drew Why?

17:19 Caller Because I feel like our relationship is so good. We don't argue.

17:24 Drew Hey, it's not good. You need to move it along. You want to get married. You want to have a family. You need something else out of this relationship. He's old enough. He's a big boy. It's time for him to make a decision. It's not like you guys are 17. He's 32. You're 28. It's time to make a decision.

17:38 Adam Wait a minute. I think he's 37.

17:39 Drew He's 37 for crying out loud, right? Yeah, he was 32 when this all started.

17:44 Adam Hey, Melissa.

17:45 Caller Yeah?

17:46 Adam You want to have kids?

17:48 Caller Uh, not right now, no.

17:50 Drew Melissa, why are you so afraid to assert what you want? I would like... You're talking like parables. Like, I'd like to get something more out of this relationship. Um, maybe some more commitment. We ask you about kids. Well, not... You want to get married. You want to have kids. Come on.

18:06 Caller I do, and then I...

18:07 Caller Bap, bap, bap, bap.

18:08 Drew Just, I think you're afraid to say that you do, because you realize this guy doesn't necessarily want the same thing as you do.

18:14 Adam Yeah, I think you want to have her kids.

18:16 Drew No, I just... I've heard this too many times from women not to know what they're talking about when they start down this path.

18:21 Caller Well, can't you be married and not have kids?

18:23 Drew Absolutely, but I suspect you're... that you want that more than you are at least letting on tonight. I suspect. And if you're not, great. That's wonderful. But I get the vibe, as I've gotten many women I've talked to, that, I mean, why in such a hurry to get married?

18:38 Caller I'm sorry, why?

18:39 Drew Why is it so important to get married?

18:42 Caller Well, I feel there's something missing.

18:44 Drew What will happen? What will be different if you get married?

18:47 Caller Probably nothing, but...

18:48 Drew So why is that important?

18:50 Caller Because it's... it makes... there's a commitment there.

18:54 Drew But why do you need a commitment? Why do you need a commitment? He's been with you for five years. He's a very committed guy. He's been able to carry on with a committed relationship, monogamous.

19:01 Caller I don't feel like it's a commitment. I mean, marriage is a commitment to me. Everything else before that is just leading up to it. Marriage is the commitment, not the relationship. I mean, yeah, we're committed, but marriage is the ultimate commitment.

19:15 Adam Yeah.

19:16 Drew This gives you more security.

19:17 Adam I understand that, but, you know, seeing how, you know, 50% of them are over in the first five years, how big a commitment... I mean, you're looking at it like it's carved in stone and God has ordained it. He can go ahead and get divorced in three years. I mean, I understand what you're asking, but it's not the end-all and be-all.

19:37 Drew You see where I'm going with this, yes?

19:38 Caller Yes.

19:39 Adam Here's what I'm hearing from Melissa as well. She wants a few things out of this guy. She's sort of scared to step up and ask for them, so she's sort of subjugating her needs. She's saying, well, it may be kids one day. Well, it'll be nice for marriage. Not that anything's going to change. We'll just get married. Everything will stay the same. Nonsense. No, Melissa, you have to step up and ask for what you want, and you have to be prepared for the answer to be no.

20:04 Caller How do I do that without sounding like I'm giving him an ultimatum?

20:08 Adam What's wrong with an ultimatum? You can't. That's it. That's what it is.

20:11 Drew Why is an ultimatum so scary for you?

20:13 Adam Because she doesn't want to freak him out.

20:15 Caller Yeah, I don't feel it's fair.

20:17 Drew Why is it fair? Why is it fair to have it go along the way it is now? You've been very patient.

20:22 Caller Right.

20:22 Drew It's time. Give him a year. Give him six months. Give him whatever. Put a compromise down in terms of a duration. After which, you can't go on. There's nothing wrong with that. You have something you want from life that he should be able to offer you. And if not, but I'm telling you that that is the, I hear her biological clock and that's about kids. Yeah, that is about kids. And if she doesn't sort of admit that, that she's not being honest with herself.

20:48 Caller Zipporah? Yeah.

20:51 Caller Zipporah.

20:51 Adam Your name is Zipporah?

20:53 Caller Zipporah.

20:54 Adam Zipporah?

20:55 Caller Yeah.

20:55 Adam What's happening, Zipporah?

20:58 Caller First of all, I like to compliment you. You're all doing a good job.

21:01 Adam Thank you.

21:02 Caller And second of all, my real problem is that I'm 23 years old right now. I had a boyfriend when I was 18 years old, and he tried having sex with me when I was 20 years old, but it was very painful, very painful. And I was like, you know what, I got to quit here. And I had to even stop seeing him because I didn't want to take him through that pain. Like anytime we have sex, then I start crying because it's very painful. And I tell him that we have to stop. And that was the one and last time that I ever had tried to have sex in my life. And I had this other guy who wants to marry me.

21:42 Adam So this guy is gone, this first guy.

21:45 Caller The first guy is gone, yeah.

21:46 Drew How old were you when that happened?

21:48 Caller I was 18 years old. Okay, yeah. And I was 20 years old when it did happen, but I was 18 years old when I first started seeing him.

21:56 Adam Right, okay. And you're a virgin then?

21:59 Caller Yeah. So it's like, now I have this other guy, and he's a very good guy. He loves me so much. He wants to marry me, and I've been with him for two years. And I've explained to him about this problem, and I just don't want to hurt him, and I wanted to know if it was...

22:16 Drew Well, have you seen a doctor about this?

22:19 Caller Yeah, they took me into the emergency room because anytime I have my menstrual period, I have extreme pain, and one time I was throwing up blood, but they took me into the emergency room, and they were about to do something on me, and I was screaming because I can't stand pain, and I'm a vegetarian, so it's like I try my best to watch what I eat and everything, because I don't like pain, and I don't like going to the hospital.

22:47 Drew What does being a vegetarian have to do with not liking pain and not liking going to the hospital?

22:50 Caller No, because they say that if you don't like the hospital, then you have to watch what you're putting in your system, and that's why I always do that.

22:58 Adam All right, well hold on a second now. Throwing up blood, do you ever throw up blood, Drew?

23:03 Drew No.

23:04 Caller Well, it wasn't a lot, it was just-

23:06 Drew There's something called a Mallory Weiss tear. If you vomit a bunch of times, you'll retch, you'll tear your esophagus.

23:11 Adam I thought I was throwing up blood once and it turned out just to be Hawaiian Punch and Everclay.

23:16 Caller It's a totally different thing.

23:19 Adam All right, well listen, you have a new guy, you're a virgin, were you ever traumatized growing up? Is there some reason why your vagina is not operating correctly?

23:33 Caller Actually, no.

23:34 Adam Nothing emotional?

23:36 Caller No, I've never been raped, I've never been abused. And I mean, when I was a kid, I mean, I was getting all the injections and everything I was supposed to do.

23:47 Drew Injections for what?

23:48 Adam No, she just means for the child inoculations and things like that.

23:51 Caller Yeah, I'm just saying something like that.

23:52 Adam She doesn't have polio.

23:53 Caller Really, it ain't nothing. I've never been. And that's the main thing that scares me because it really ain't nothing. And I just want to know if that was natural because I'm telling you.

24:03 Drew No, listen.

24:04 Adam How about a tampon? Can you put a tampon in?

24:08 Caller No.

24:08 Drew Because it hurts.

24:10 Caller That's the stuff that when somebody, a lady is on her mission period, they put in it.

24:15 Drew Yeah, a little sponge like little.

24:18 Caller I heard about that.

24:19 Adam Who is this? Jodie Foster from that movie? Tell us that movie called.

24:23 Drew Yeah.

24:25 Adam Come on. Nell?

24:26 Drew Nell, yeah.

24:27 Adam You're a 23-year-old woman. I got to explain what a tampon is to you?

24:31 Caller Yeah, I know what it is.

24:32 Caller Chick-a-Pay?

24:34 Caller I heard that it's very dangerous. People get, people start getting, uh...

24:39 Adam Toxic shock syndrome?

24:40 Caller Yeah, after they take it and I never took it. And see, I get...

24:44 Drew Hey, Zipporah, listen, about 100 million women, Zipporah...

24:48 Adam Zipporah, Zipporah fought Rodin in the classic Zipporah vs.

24:54 Drew About 100 million women use tampons and toxic shock syndrome is very rare. All you got to do is change it regularly and you will not get...

25:03 Adam All right, Zipporah?

25:05 Drew But there's something going on, Zipporah. You need to like sit down with a nurse or a doctor and really go over how your body works and why you have pain and have a pelvic exam and really have somebody explain things to you a little bit. There may be a hymen there that you're having trouble breaking. There may have been some trauma that you weren't aware of. Maybe you have some pelvic problems. Maybe you have vaginismus, which is a contraction of the muscles of the floor of the pelvis that can cause a lot of discomfort. But you're going to need somebody to talk this through with you and explain it. Some of the under-partitioner friends will actually pull a mirror out and help women. They really talk them through. Oh, no.

25:40 Adam Have them squat on it?

25:41 Drew Oh, no, no. They just show them as they're up in the stirrups everything.

25:47 Adam Oh, yeah?

25:47 Drew Oh, yeah.

25:48 Adam I don't know if that's a great plan.

25:49 Drew Adam, for crying out loud.

25:50 Adam Would you want to look at your asshole if you were spread over something?

25:53 Drew You get a car bunk like your ass and you're doing surgery on mirrors.

25:55 Adam I did it myself.

25:56 Drew That's the point. Somebody could have helped you with that mirror position.

26:01 Adam Tishiner with her compact out and a mini mag light trying to show me my hooch. How dare you? Okay. See somebody, please. If you love this guy, see somebody. We'll take a break. When we come back, speak to Kenny. Kenny said, girlfriend has a really bad odor coming out of guess which area, folks, after this. Yep, that's my favorite new riff. This band, lean in and tell me who it is, Anderson.

26:36 Thank you for the fifth time.

26:39 Adam New Found Glory will be in here the 20th, right? Am I right about that? 22nd. All right. Well, that was close. Anyway, I'll shower praise on them, and we'll listen to that song over and over again. That's Dr. Drew. I'm Adam Corolla, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. And as promised, we're going to speak to Kenny. His girlfriend has a little odor downstairs, right, Kenny? Yeah.

27:04 What's up, guys? How you doing?

27:06 Adam Good.

27:07 Yeah, you know, I have a little problem, my girl, you know. I love this girl to death, you know what I'm saying? But like every time we have sex, she used to be like some odor coming out, and I'm too, like, embarrassed to tell her. And it's really, like, turning me off, you know. My thing go down every time I smell it. I don't know what to do with it. Can you guys help me out?

27:28 Adam I smell bogus on this call.

27:31 I have no bogus, man.

27:32 Drew I was strangely having this conversation with somebody today. Really? Yeah, a friend of mine, an African American.

27:37 Adam Really?

27:37 Drew Very sensitive to this issue.

27:39 Adam True, I thought you said you were never hanging out with another black man again.

27:43 Drew No, he said this is an issue that, you know, I said, get your tanks out, you know, get your scuba tanks out, and there you go. There's a girlfriend, somebody liked.

27:51 Adam Well, let me ask you. Okay, Kenny?

27:53 Yeah.

27:54 Adam What color are you?

27:55 Me? I'm half black, half Dominican. Wow. Yeah.

27:59 Adam Now, does the black side of you not want to go down on her?

28:02 Yeah, I guess so.

28:03 Adam Because there's a...

28:04 Yes, it affected me, you know, before I used to go down, I was like, I don't want to go there no more.

28:08 Adam But there's a rumor, or a wives' tale, or adage, or maybe a cultural truth.

28:14 Drew A consensus.

28:15 Adam And I've said this for many years, that I learned it when I was playing football. I had a black guy tell me once, he don't eat nothing, he gets up and walks away when he's done. And I talked to some of the other brothers on the team, and I realized these weren't big fans of oral sex, the black man. Are you not a big fan of oral sex, or is it her smell?

28:33 Of course, I mean, like, my Dominican side will come out of it, you know what I mean? And it will go down there. And then I go down.

28:39 Adam So you're saying that the black side of you doesn't want to go down there, but the Dominican side is so sex crazed, that it will go down there.

28:46 Drew But that olfactory nerve...

28:48 See, if I go down there, it will smell, but once I penetrate...

28:52 Adam Oh, once you get the juices flowing.

28:54 Right. Then for some reason that odor comes out.

28:57 Adam Interesting. Interesting.

28:58 Caller I'm so embarrassed to bring it up.

29:00 Adam Okay, but Drew, what about that? Because we haven't had this where the guy's penis acts like a swizzle stick that stirs the drink, that brings out the flavor. You know what I mean?

29:11 Drew Yeah, but I think that's because some women are sort of tight that way, and that happens, and also I suspect he's not spending a lot of time with his mouth there.

29:18 Adam Might she have an infection?

29:20 Drew She might. So why don't you give him a little advice about hearing about this on Loveline?

29:24 Adam Okay. All right. Kenny?

29:27 Yeah.

29:28 Adam Oh, sorry, Belch. Here's what you have to do.

29:30 Caller All right. Wait a minute.

29:31 Adam There it goes.

29:32 Caller Sorry.

29:33 Adam You have to tell her that you're concerned about her, that you were listening to this show, and that someone else called in and said their girlfriend had a little scent downstairs, and Drew seemed concerned, and that Drew said it may be an infection, and she could be sterile and have all kinds of other problems. So because you love her so much, you'd love her to get checked out.

29:52 Drew Any bad smell like that is infection to prove it otherwise, and the infection is very simple, and it will take the smell away.

29:58 Adam It's a symptom, right, Drew?

30:00 Drew A symptom, exactly.

30:00 Adam So bring it up like it's a symptom, and you're the caring boyfriend, and you can also say that it's normally lilacs and roses, but there was a sudden change, and that's what scared you. Right. Now it's fish heads and bad milk, and buttermilk that's been out in the sun. Matt?

30:22 Yeah?

30:23 Adam You're 13?

30:24 Caller Yeah.

30:24 Adam What's up?

30:26 Caller Today, I came to school a little bit late, and my friend came in to me and told me that a friend's cousin got cut up, right? And this is being related just because he was wearing a blue shirt, right? This gang, they're Mexican and they're called the Blue Monkeys, which is kind of stupid, but anyway.

30:44 Adam It could be the Brown Monkeys, right?

30:46 Caller The what?

30:46 Adam Yeah. Go ahead.

30:48 Caller Okay. Anyways, and then, then on the way home, there was supposed to be a fight, and it was going to be at my school, but they had it heavily secured, and one person went to juvie, and one ran away.

31:04 Drew Because of the fight?

31:05 Caller Yeah.

31:05 Drew Okay.

31:06 Caller And then, well, a fight went on earlier in the morning, but then there was supposed to be one after school. And so, you know, I was going to go to it, and it wasn't going to be at my school. It was going to be at a high school. And on my way there...

31:19 Adam Well, why are you going to the fight?

31:22 Caller Because I... I want to kick that person's butt that did it to my friend's cousin.

31:28 Drew Cut up your friend's cousin?

31:30 Caller Which I did. I broke that person's nose and made them pay for what they did. Yeah, good time.

31:36 Drew So why are you going to a more fight?

31:37 Caller Well, I'm not going to, but I heard that tomorrow, now, I'm not any part of this anymore. No one knows that I, no one really knows that I broke that kid's nose. And so now, tomorrow, there's a 75 to 80 percent chance that there's going to be shooting at my school tomorrow. And I was talking to my brother's friend on the commuter and they said that I should write an anonymous note or something.

32:07 Drew Yeah, you got to notify these people, right?

32:09 Adam How do you know there's going to be a 75 to 80 percent chance?

32:12 Caller Because they're going to get a whole bunch of other cousins and from growing up in a bad neighborhood, I know what the chances are of getting, of there being a shooting.

32:25 Drew Do you think this is at school?

32:27 Caller Oh, no, this is going to be during school.

32:29 Drew This is going to be a copycat of the Santee Experience, do you think, or this is a-

32:32 Caller It's going to be like, not like a copycat of like Columbine almost, but like what happened down in San Diego earlier.

32:39 Drew You think it's going to be like that?

32:41 Caller It's going to be like that, yeah.

32:42 Drew Well, I think you have an obligation to alert some people to this.

32:46 Adam I still don't understand why it's going to be like that. This is a gang related thing?

32:51 Caller Yeah.

32:52 Adam And so one gang's going to shoot up another gang at school, or are they just going to shoot people randomly?

32:59 Caller Gang against gang and probably a little bit of randomness.

33:05 Drew Why the random part?

33:07 Adam Well, you know how it is when you're in a gang, where you got to take a certain amount of innocent people with you.

33:11 Caller Yeah, exactly.

33:12 Adam All right.

33:13 Caller And they were telling me to write an anonymous note to the school, and I'm like not really sure of what I was...

33:21 Adam Well, how do you do that?

33:24 Drew Who do you give the note to?

33:26 Caller I would probably go up to the office and just like talk to one of the principals and like hand them out.

33:32 Drew Well, it's not anonymous anymore, then, is it?

33:35 Caller Well, not to the people that are going to be shooting. It would be anonymous to the people that are going to be shooting, but not to the office. But then I don't know what I...

33:45 Adam All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, Matt? Yeah? Maybe he should like call the cops tonight. I mean, I'm almost sure nothing's going to happen.

33:58 Drew But why don't you make it anonymous? What about an anonymous tip to the police tonight? I mean, by tomorrow, it might be too late.

34:04 Caller Yeah. That's what I'm kind of afraid of.

34:08 Adam What school is it?

34:10 Caller O'Hara Park Middle.

34:12 Adam O'Hara Park Middle School?

34:14 Caller Yeah.

34:15 Adam What are you guys going up to these days, eighth grade?

34:18 Caller Yeah, I'm going into eighth grade pretty soon.

34:20 Adam And when you're done with that, you're done with that school, right?

34:23 Caller Yeah.

34:23 Adam Jesus Christ. You got gang shootings going on over there?

34:27 Caller Oh, yeah. There's always gang fights just about every day of the week.

34:32 Adam Yeah. I still, and like I said, I want to take this seriously, but I still don't understand why there's going to be a big random shooting at the school because there was a gang fight at a high school the day before.

34:48 Caller It's probably not going to be random, really, but I don't really want it to happen because...

34:53 Adam All right. Well, listen, call the cops. Call the cops and tell them what you think.

34:59 Drew People react very strongly to this now after all this stuff in the press. And for that matter, if anyone else... We had a couple of calls about the San T experience. We had some kids that were present during that and had experienced that horror, but we'd be more than happy to keep talking about that. If people were involved with that or have feelings about it or have concerns about their own schools, that's really something we could talk about tonight, so feel free to call in.

35:21 Adam Right. And I would have talked more to Matt, but it quite frankly didn't sound like...

35:26 Drew It didn't make sense.

35:28 Adam It wasn't really putting together a good story other than he knows something or has a feeling.

35:33 Drew But he has an obligation.

35:33 Adam And it's his obligation to call the police tonight. All right. And no better time to do that, by the way, historically, than tonight.

35:42 Drew And Ann's going to keep talking to him.

35:44 Adam Desiree?

35:44 Yeah.

35:45 Adam You're 18?

35:46 Caller I'm almost 18, yeah.

35:47 Caller What's up?

35:49 Caller Well, last Friday, I was having problems all week last week with my parents.

35:53 Drew Hey, Desiree, hang on one second. Ann? Okay. Get the name of that school again. Okay. Go ahead.

35:58 Caller I'm sorry.

36:00 Caller I was having problems with my family all last week, and I moved in with my friends, and then I went to the hospital Friday because I was sick, and my boyfriend went with me. And we went back to his hotel room, and my friend and me and him were all there, and we were partying and having a good time and all. And I'm a recovering alcoholic addict.

36:19 Adam Well, sure. I mean, 17.

36:20 Drew What do you mean you were partying?

36:22 Caller I'm recovering. Well, they were drinking and we were smoking bud.

36:27 Drew That's not recovery.

36:28 Caller I know.

36:28 Drew That's active use. That's in your disease.

36:31 Caller Right.

36:32 Drew OK. So you're not recovering.

36:33 Caller No, I was recovering until that point.

36:35 Caller OK.

36:36 Caller All right.

36:37 Caller And well, me and my boyfriend started having we were all going to have a threesome together. Right.

36:42 Caller Right.

36:43 Caller But then we changed our mind. Sure. And then me and him.

36:48 Adam It's disappointing for your boyfriend.

36:49 Drew Oh, that train left the station.

36:52 Adam That is that is a buzzkill right there. Hey, we're going to have a threesome.

36:55 Drew I don't believe he stopped.

36:56 Adam No, he ain't.

36:58 Caller But and then me and we just decided for her to watch. Okay, she started watching and I felt really uncomfortable. And then after a while we quit and then next thing I knew, I was laying down going to sleep and he had sex with her.

37:15 Drew See, I knew it. I knew it was going to be this.

37:17 Adam Nostradamus over there. Hey, Desiree.

37:20 Caller Yeah.

37:21 Adam Few questions. What was he in the hospital for?

37:24 Caller I was in the hospital.

37:25 Adam What were you in the hospital for?

37:26 Caller I was really sick that day.

37:28 Drew Oh, well, then that's fine. What were you in the hospital for?

37:32 Caller Uh, it was just a virus I caught.

37:34 Drew Why did you go to the hospital?

37:36 Caller I was dehydrated and I couldn't keep messing down.

37:39 Drew Vomiting a lot.

37:40 Adam So you were partying and screwing that night?

37:43 Caller Yeah.

37:44 Caller Wow.

37:45 Adam Oh, to be 17 again, huh, Drew? You're dehydrated and hooked up to an IV. You know, basically one foot in the grave at three in the afternoon that night doing bong loads and getting laid. Yeah.

37:57 Caller Yeah.

37:58 Adam And why was your boyfriend staying at a hotel?

38:02 Caller Because he's from out of the state. He's from North Carolina. And he just broke up with a girlfriend. I haven't even known him three weeks ago.

38:08 Adam Oh, okay. What did you meet him on the Internet?

38:11 Caller No.

38:11 Drew How old is he?

38:12 Caller He's 20.

38:14 Drew At a military base or something?

38:17 Caller He came down to Missouri. He had another girlfriend and they broke it off. And then he came down and he was drinking a lot because my stepdad and my mom used to work for the taxicab company and I still have friends that work for the taxicab and they were hauling them around and they brought them by where I worked.

38:34 Drew Hauling them around, dropping them.

38:35 Adam Okay, listen. Desiree, I don't mean to cut you off, but I mean to cut you off.

38:41 Okay.

38:42 Adam You're recovering.

38:44 Drew Not recovering.

38:45 Adam But you're not really recovering. This guy is pretty much an alcoholic. I don't even know what's up going on with your friend. You're somehow dehydrated at 17, going to the hospital. Let's take another look at life here, baby. And the road you're going down. Because this road is paved with kids and bills and trailers and rope holding your pants up. And having to climb the telephone pole to use the phone like green acres. It's not going to be a good life for you. Right. Let's not go down that road. You don't have any kids, do you?

39:21 Caller No.

39:22 Adam Okay.

39:22 Caller I don't plan on having kids.

39:23 Adam Do not get pregnant.

39:25 Caller I don't plan on it.

39:27 Adam And this guy is very suspect. I don't trust him. And you gotta get sober again.

39:33 Drew You gotta call your sponsor. You gotta start going to meetings right away.

39:37 Caller I broke it off with him yesterday because he tried to get me to take him to where he gets his drugs and I told him not to.

39:42 Drew Good.

39:43 Adam Dump him and get back with your sponsor. Start dating your sponsor, right Drew?

39:47 Drew No, no, no, no.

39:48 Adam Yes. Do what Drew says. Date your sponsor.

39:50 Drew No.

39:51 Adam And we'll be back. Yeah, Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He's Dr. Drew over there. Solving your problems Sunday through Thursday night, every night, 10 to midnight. Loveline, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1, and it's back to the phones. We're going.

40:16 Drew Nolan.

40:16 Adam Nolan.

40:17 Yes.

40:18 Adam What's up?

40:21 I'm not really sure.

40:23 Adam Well, you called, right?

40:25 Uh-huh.

40:26 Adam You're 27?

40:27 Caller Yes.

40:28 Adam There's a start. What's the question?

40:30 Caller The question is, why would my wife urinate during... It's happened. This has happened two times. Once during oral and once during regular intercourse.

40:41 Drew Is it when she has her orgasm?

40:44 Caller I'm not really sure. She has a few orgasms during sex.

40:49 Drew So she's sort of multiply orgasmic. Yeah, some women lose their urine when they have an orgasm. Not every time, but sometime. And are you sure it's urine and not just female ejaculate?

40:58 Caller It's definitely urine.

41:00 Drew Okay, well, that's what happens sometimes. It's called female orgasmic incontinence. Not uncommon.

41:04 Adam In the mouth during the oral sex, huh?

41:07 Caller Well, no. It's kind of like in my eyebrows.

41:11 Adam I see.

41:12 Drew Nice.

41:13 Adam Bad times. But you got right back down there the next night, huh?

41:18 No, no, no, no, no.

41:21 Adam Wow.

41:22 Caller Not the next night.

41:23 Adam I see.

41:24 Caller No, it happened. It's like the first time it happened, it was oral and that's been like four or five months ago.

41:32 Drew All right.

41:33 Caller Last night it was during regular intercourse and I freaked out because I thought I might have hurt her.

41:39 Adam Right. Sprung a leak. Yeah.

41:41 Drew Punctured her bladder or something.

41:42 Adam You smoke a lot of weed, Nolan?

41:44 Caller Me?

41:45 Drew No, no.

41:46 Caller I used to when I was in high school, about a bag a week.

41:50 Caller Yeah.

41:50 Drew What are you doing now? You drinking a lot?

41:54 Caller Just working.

41:55 Drew Drinking a lot.

41:56 Adam Are you drinking?

41:57 Caller Right now?

41:58 Adam In general.

42:00 Caller No, not very often. I do sometimes.

42:04 Adam All right. Do you still go down on your wife?

42:07 Caller Not as often as I used to.

42:09 Adam No.

42:10 Drew Maybe ask her to evacuate her bladder before all that action gets going, okay?

42:14 Caller No, we do. We make sure that does.

42:17 Adam Forget about her. I'd squeeze her like a bar rag. I'd give her like a Heimlich-type maneuver over the tub before we got in bed again.

42:26 Caller All right.

42:27 Drew Oh, by the way, this guy might just do that.

42:30 Caller I just wasn't sure if it was a medical problem or...

42:34 Drew No, it's a fairly...

42:35 Caller You're making it up too hard.

42:36 Drew It's not an uncommon experience. You're doing fine.

42:40 Caller Okay.

42:40 Drew All right.

42:41 Caller Thank you.

42:42 Adam All right. Good times there. Yeah. Something was up with Emma.

42:46 Drew Yeah. He sounded like one of those characters from a Bugs Bunny movie, like the vulture.

42:52 Caller No, no, no, no, no.

42:53 Adam No, can't do it.

42:54 Can't do it.

42:56 Adam The bashful vulture.

42:58 Drew Yes, yes, the bashful vulture.

42:59 Adam Yeah, the big over-domineering Italian mom.

43:03 Caller You'll go out there and you'll fly, you'll fly with the...

43:06 Adam No, no, no, no, no. Gary?

43:10 Caller Yeah.

43:10 Adam You're 18?

43:12 Caller Yes.

43:12 Adam What's up?

43:14 Caller My girlfriend's mom, she's been talking to me, asking me if I want to have sex with her for about three weeks.

43:23 Drew How old is she?

43:24 Caller She's 40 years old.

43:26 Drew And why... How long have you known your girlfriend?

43:30 Caller Me and her's been dating for about four months now.

43:33 Drew Four months. And the mother's been not at you for three weeks, did you say?

43:37 Caller Yeah.

43:38 Adam And what do you mean she's been talking to you about having sex?

43:42 Caller Well, she's been telling me that she's been attracted to me ever since me and Sharon's been going out. And my girlfriend don't know about it, and I don't know what to do. And I'm also attracted to her. So what should I do?

44:02 Drew The more you talk, the less I believe you.

44:04 Adam Yeah. Smells bogus to me, Gary.

44:07 Caller It's not.

44:08 Adam I gotta be honest with you.

44:10 Drew You know, usually when people are in this kind of situation, they don't divulge the name of the person that's involved in this.

44:17 Adam Yeah, but Gary might not be the sharpest pencil in the box.

44:21 Drew Yeah, I'll give him that.

44:23 Adam Gary? Yeah? You want to have sex with her, too. Does she drink?

44:31 Caller No.

44:32 Adam It really seems like the kind of thing someone would do when they were drunk.

44:35 Drew Do you love your girlfriend?

44:37 Caller Yes, I do.

44:38 Drew Why would you do this to her?

44:41 Caller Well, I don't really want to do it to her.

44:43 Drew Okay, well, that's that then, huh? Then don't.

44:47 Caller All right.

44:47 Drew And don't put yourself in situations where you might be tempted. This is the thing that bothers me about guys. Like, I really don't want to do this. But you know, they go marching down that path. They still sit down and have a couple glasses of wine with the mom. Just to sort of...

45:01 Caller Right.

45:02 Adam Carrie, what's going on back there?

45:05 Drew That was...

45:06 Caller Alright.

45:07 Adam See ya. I didn't buy it.

45:09 Drew No. That's bogus.

45:10 Adam And 90% of the bogus calls are the mom wants... Girlfriend's mom wants to bed me.

45:16 Drew But don't go down the path.

45:18 Adam Ethan?

45:18 Yeah?

45:19 Adam You're 16.

45:20 Caller Oh, hi.

45:21 Drew Hey.

45:21 Adam What's up?

45:23 Caller Yeah, I go to Santana and I'm like a sophomore there. And like I was like in the small quad when like the shooting happened and like I didn't really see anything except for like the guy on the ground, like there was this guy on the ground and then like the people that came around him, they're like five feet away from them and they were like, they all came like up to him. And then like I thought it was like a joke or something. And then like I turned around and I grabbed my backpack. And then when I looked back, everyone like scattered. And then like he got up and like he ran off and like he had blood coming in coming out of his mouth because he got shot in like lip or something. Uh-huh. And then I saw like the narc come out of the bathroom or like around the corner. And he like came out and like he just like stumbled onto the ground. Okay. And then like.

46:12 Adam You said the narc?

46:13 Caller The narc. Yeah. He was like a campus supervisor. He like watched.

46:17 Adam Hold on a second.

46:19 Drew We're going to talk to some more. It's about the Santis shooting.

46:21 Caller Okay.

46:21 Caller Right.

46:22 Adam Boy, remember narcs, Drew? You went to the Little Lord Front in the Royal School for albino hemophiliacs.

46:29 Drew There were narcs there too.

46:30 Adam Yes, but it was Sir Narc and it wore an ascot.

46:34 Caller Right?

46:34 Caller Yeah.

46:35 Adam All right. We'll take a break and then we'll get back more into this San Diego tragedy with Ethan after this.

46:43 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

46:59 Adam Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. When we left off, we were speaking to Ethan. Ethan is 16. He's calling about the Santee tragedy in San Diego. Two people died, 13 wounded or injured.

47:16 Drew 13, 14, it goes back and forth.

47:19 Adam And injured doesn't necessarily mean wounded. Could have been someone diving out of the way and whacking their head on a bench or something, wasn't necessarily shot.

47:27 Drew Right.

47:28 Adam And I don't know what the answer to that is. How many people were actually shot.

47:32 Drew Right. It was more than a few.

47:34 Adam All right. And Ethan says he attends that high school and that he was there during the shooting. Right, Ethan? Right. And you say somebody got shot in the lip.

47:48 Caller Yeah, because like my teacher told me that he was walking into the bathroom and then the gunman came out of the bathroom and like pointed at his head and when he reacted he like turned his head and I guess the bullet went right through his lip. It didn't like go, it didn't hit his teeth or anything. It just went like through his bottom lip. Wow.

48:05 Drew How lucky.

48:06 Caller And then he like fell on the ground.

48:09 Drew He what?

48:09 Caller He like fell on the ground in shock and everyone started crowding around him and then they scattered and then when they scattered he got up and ran off and that's when I saw like his mouth all bleeding.

48:21 Adam Right and where were you at the time?

48:24 Caller I was like across the quad like like maybe a hundred yards away.

48:29 Adam Hey I had a quad in high school too. Do quads exist on anywhere but high school?

48:33 Drew Well colleges.

48:34 Adam Oh they have quads?

48:35 Caller Oh yeah.

48:35 Adam I see. And so what'd you do then?

48:39 Caller Well I kept looking and then like I saw the NARC when the NARC came out some gunshots happened and then that's when I I split like I ran to the office.

48:48 Adam The NARC? Does the NARC pack a gun?

48:51 Caller No, no. They're like college students. You usually just get hired to do this as part-time thing. Yeah and they're like just there to like stop fights and bust kids smoking pot.

49:04 Caller Wow.

49:05 Caller Yeah.

49:06 Adam All right. So but you all know who they are?

49:09 Caller Yeah.

49:09 Adam Okay. And did you get some therapy or did you talk to anybody, a counselor or anything like that?

49:16 Caller Well, no, because I kind of feel stupid talking to them.

49:18 Drew Why?

49:20 Caller Well, because like I don't trust them as counselors because like I'll like say something and they'll probably just go tell the office and be like, he's going to shoot up, he's going to shoot up the school again.

49:30 Drew Is that something you're planning on? No. Why would they accuse you of that if that's not something you're suggesting you're going to do?

49:37 Caller Well, like because like I was kind of glad that that narc got shot because he was like an a-hole and like I was just like, cool, you got shot and I was kind of hoping he was dead in a way. You are an asshole.

49:48 Adam Jesus Christ.

49:51 Caller Yeah.

49:54 Caller And so like I'm kind of like freaked out about that.

49:57 Drew Freaked out that you felt that way?

49:58 Caller Yeah, that I was like happy.

50:00 Drew Well, okay.

50:01 Caller About it.

50:03 Adam Wait a minute. Would you really wish the guy was dead?

50:09 Caller Well, kind of. Like I guess if I really sat down and thought about it, I probably wouldn't, but...

50:15 Adam Well, did the guy ever do anything to you personally?

50:18 Caller Well, yeah. He's always been an asshole to me. He's like, oh, sorry about that. Hello?

50:23 Adam Yeah, we're here.

50:24 Caller Oh, yeah. But like, he's like, bugged. He like comes up to me and like tells me to move when like it's not even necessary. It's just like stupid crap like that and just really kind of pisses me off.

50:39 Adam Yeah, Ethan, you sound like a little handful yourself.

50:44 Caller Oh, really?

50:44 Adam Yeah, you sound pretty angry. Are you angry?

50:50 Caller My teacher's saying I'm depressed.

50:52 Drew Yeah, you could be depressed and angry and irritable.

50:55 Adam You don't think about shooting anyone, do you? No.

50:58 Caller Well, like, I thought about it until like the shooting is, and now I think it's like really selfish because it's like you like hurt all those people and like I see how would they go through all the pain that they go through and it's just really selfish, I guess.

51:12 Drew What makes you want to shoot someone? How does that go?

51:16 Caller I don't know. It's just kind of like a fantasy in my head, I guess. Not really something I'd act out, but just something in my head.

51:24 Drew So something that would be gratifying to you in some way?

51:26 Caller In some way in my head, I guess.

51:27 Drew Yeah. But you have no plan.

51:28 Caller The consequences would be too great for me to actually do it.

51:32 Drew The consequences are that you can understand the pain it actually inflicts on other people.

51:36 Caller Yeah. And that's one of the reasons why I wouldn't do it.

51:39 Drew How do you think the other guy was able to carry that kind of thing out?

51:45 Caller I think he just like all that anger bottled up inside of him and it just exploded out.

51:51 Drew But how does that go from fantasy to action do you think?

51:55 Caller I guess he thought about it and thought about it and thought about it and thought about it and it just became normal. And then I guess it just became reality what he was thinking in his head.

52:06 Drew So in your case, don't you think it would be a good idea to talk to somebody before you keep for you ruminating about this to the point that you explode or this becomes normal for you?

52:17 Caller Yeah.

52:18 Drew Yeah, why don't you do something about that? This is not this is not something to sit around with. Plus, it's got to be kind of troubling to have witnessed all that and that's got to make you more irritable and more anxious.

52:26 Caller Well, like I didn't really see that much.

52:28 Adam All right. So now listen, you're calling the show, you're telling us you were you were close enough, you know? That's enough. And listen, somebody said you were depressed. You have to pursue that. You really do.

52:44 Caller Yeah, I guess I'll talk to my dad about that.

52:45 Adam Great. Talk to your dad about it.

52:46 Drew Perfect.

52:47 Adam Please.

52:47 Drew The side that you can is a good side.

52:48 Adam Why go through life that way? You don't have to do that. All right, Ethan. Thanks for calling. Okay. All right. Good times. Oh, Ethan had a little more in him than we initially thought.

52:59 Caller That's right.

53:02 Adam Mental note, homeschooling for kids.

53:05 Drew Not such a bad option.

53:07 Adam Yeah. A week ago, I was making fun of all those homeschool kids. Now, I think it's the only option. All right. Let's talk to Tony. Tony is sturdy. Tony?

53:18 Caller Hi. I just ended a committed relationship of about three years. Before that, I was married for seven years. Getting back into the dating pool and basically ready to do just about anything in pants.

53:39 Adam Yeah. I don't want to scare you, but Drew peed in the dating pool before he got out.

53:46 Drew So did my kids.

53:47 Adam A little known fact.

53:50 Caller But what I'm worried about is, I'm shortchanged downstairs.

53:57 Drew What does that mean?

53:58 Adam Small penis. What do you mean? You want him to explain it, right?

54:02 Drew What's the length we're talking about here?

54:05 Caller Five on a good day.

54:07 Adam Mm-hmm. You mean like on a hot summer day?

54:10 Caller Yeah. So, you know, like my preferred, I've been told that I'm fairly talented orally.

54:18 Adam Sure.

54:19 Caller But what I'm worried about is, you know, picking up something that way, either receiving or giving.

54:28 Drew And why are you worried about that as opposed to intercourse?

54:32 Caller Well, you know, with intercourse, you can wear a condom.

54:35 Drew I see. And you're not willing to wear a latex?

54:38 Adam Nobody is.

54:38 Caller Do you use a latex barrier?

54:40 Adam Listen, that whole vaginal Tupperware thing they worked out.

54:44 Drew Yeah.

54:45 Adam What was that thing called?

54:46 Drew The female condom? No. The dental dam?

54:49 Adam The dental dam. That thing's a disaster. Never worked. Hell no. Are you kidding me? What the hell would you do with that thing?

54:59 Drew Just lay a little Saran Wrap down there.

55:03 Adam And lick the Saran Wrap? I can do that at home while I jack off.

55:08 Drew Hold on.

55:08 Adam Mental note. Lick Saran Wrap at home while I jack off.

55:11 Drew Is there something about the tongue contacting that area that's especially appealing?

55:16 Adam It's just the idea of putting a piece of cellophane rubber over the vagina like you're going to freeze it and eat it in a month. It just seems bizarre. And listen, if you got to whip that thing, if you got to get out that cellophane, maybe you should just slow down with the relationship a little if you don't know where that thing's been. Tony? Don't overthink. Listen, don't overthink it. Don't overthink this. Your penis is not so small. You think you're going to get laid the first night you go out, you're not. Just slow down and start dating.

55:56 Caller I'm just not really looking for like a relationship at this point.

56:00 Caller All right.

56:00 Drew Well, still, just kind of slow down. Know the people you're going to be in touch with a little better.

56:05 Adam Okay.

56:05 Caller All right.

56:06 Adam All right there. All right, buddy. I think we broke his spirit. Yeah, he was just a broken man by the time we were done with him. He was like, he went from, yeah, I'm single, I'm going to get laid, to, I guess, well, okay. Drew, you successfully broke another young man.

56:25 Drew I'm proud of myself.

56:26 Adam Samantha?

56:29 Caller Hi, can I talk to you off the air?

56:31 Adam Who do you want to talk to off the air?

56:32 Caller Drew.

56:34 Caller Well, no.

56:36 Adam So, what's your question?

56:40 Caller I'd really rather not talk out on the air. Is it possible that anybody I can talk to?

56:45 Drew Yeah, Laura can talk to you. Hold on.

56:46 Caller Thank you. All right.

56:48 Adam She ain't getting you any coffee, might as well talk to somebody. You know what's real funny? It's real funny to see Drew gesture frantically with his coffee mug to Lauren and Ann, who are not looking at him. Yet, I see Drew waving hysterically. It's like Drew's been trapped on an island with no coffee and a rescue plane is flying overhead. He's like, hey, down here, over here, he's waving his mug around. These two don't look at all. I just see Drew's reflection on the studio glass while he waves his mug around. Let's do it again, Drew. It's entertaining for me. There we go. You're ignoring him on purpose? Hey, doing a masterful job. I didn't even know it. Chris?

57:30 Caller Yes?

57:31 Adam You're 15? What's up?

57:34 Caller I'm in love with my best friend's boyfriend.

57:37 Adam Boyfriend?

57:38 Caller Yes.

57:38 Adam That's a twist.

57:39 Caller Yes.

57:40 Adam Your best friend's boy. Is your best friend a boy?

57:43 Caller No.

57:43 Caller Good girl.

57:45 Adam So you're gay?

57:46 Caller Very.

57:47 Adam And? Oh, very, not even by?

57:50 Caller No.

57:52 Adam And your best friend, does he know you're gay? I mean, does she know?

57:56 Caller Yes, she does.

57:57 Drew And does the boyfriend know?

58:00 Caller Yes.

58:00 Drew Is the boyfriend bisexual?

58:02 Caller Yes, he is.

58:04 Drew Have you been with him?

58:05 Caller No, but I would really like to.

58:07 Drew Why do you want to do that to your best friend?

58:09 Caller My best friend knows about it and she likes it.

58:12 Drew She likes it.

58:13 Caller I would love to see that.

58:14 Drew Then why are you calling us?

58:15 Caller Because I just wanted to know if it was a good idea to let him know how I feel and if it's a good idea to go through it.

58:27 Drew How old is your best friend?

58:28 Caller My best friend is 16.

58:32 Adam She would like to see you two together?

58:34 Caller Yes, but I don't know if that's good for our friendship or not.

58:38 Drew No, not good for anything. Not good for you, not good for their relationship, not good for your friendship. This will break down into a lovely chaotic mess.

58:45 Adam And let's not forget the sofa pillows.

58:48 Drew Yes.

58:48 Adam Those are the ones who really suffer in these acts. The forgotten ones, the slipcovers. Chris, is there a lot of chaos in your life?

59:01 Caller Yes, there is.

59:02 Adam What's going on with you?

59:05 Caller Well, I was in the school, I was in regular high school, and then word got out that I was gay. And I couldn't take it there, so I had to go to home school.

59:18 Drew Oh, this is supposed to be a theory about home schooling.

59:21 Caller And there's just, I don't know, and I hate my parents.

59:27 Drew How come?

59:29 Caller I'm not sure.

59:30 Adam Really? You don't have a reason for hating your parents?

59:33 Caller No, I just, they make me sick.

59:37 Adam Really? But no reason?

59:41 Caller Well, there is. I just don't really want to bring that up.

59:45 Adam Something embarrassing?

59:47 Caller No, it just, it gets me really upset.

59:49 Drew Painful. Painful. Like an abuse of some type?

59:53 Caller Oh, no abuse. I don't, not that I can remember.

59:56 Adam Well, how is it so painful if it's not an abuse? I mean, no molestation, no physical abuse?

1:00:02 Drew No divorce?

1:00:04 Caller No, no divorce.

1:00:06 Drew Well, they get you a moped when you want it. I mean, what could it be?

1:00:09 Adam What's so bad?

1:00:13 Caller Well, here's this.

1:00:17 Caller I'm just messed up in the head, I think. All the people I know, I'm going to make myself sound like the biggest idiot on the air, but all the people I know have had a really tough life, I guess, and they are the most interesting people I know, and I, they're the only people I like to be around, and I've never had any problems in my life. My parents try to make it the, like, ideal family with no problems or anything, and I just don't like that. Any family-oriented thing makes me sick.

1:01:00 Drew Well, somewhere, something happened to you.

1:01:03 Adam Yeah, that little plane backfired.

1:01:05 Drew Yeah, something happened. Either they just weren't available in a real way or something, something.

1:01:11 Adam Okay, so you're saying...

1:01:12 Caller My mom kind of lives in a dream. Yeah.

1:01:14 Adam You're mad at your parents for being too good?

1:01:16 Caller Yes.

1:01:16 Adam And not, uh... And not, like, give you enough stripes? You could be a good artist?

1:01:21 Caller Ha ha ha, maybe.

1:01:23 Adam Hey.

1:01:24 Caller Yeah?

1:01:24 Adam You need to look into some counseling. Is there a gay organization near you? Gay Youth...

1:01:32 Drew Gay Lesbians Youth Center?

1:01:33 Caller Small Hick Town.

1:01:35 Adam And, uh, how about a... Well, you don't have a school counselor because you're homeschooled, right?

1:01:41 Caller Well, yes.

1:01:42 Adam Well, you hate your parents and you're home with them all day?

1:01:45 Caller Yeah.

1:01:46 Adam What do you got for biology this year? Mom? What do you have for Pete? Mom? Hey, what would you get for English? Uh, ma? Who do you play with? Uh, mailman? Oh, my God. Okay. Drew, tell them what to do and hurry.

1:02:06 Drew Chris, you need some sort of... How long have you been homeschooled for?

1:02:10 Caller For about six weeks.

1:02:11 Drew Oh, so you... Oh, boy.

1:02:14 Adam Failing geometry.

1:02:15 Drew Yeah. It seems to me that you need some sort of social support, at the very minimum. I think Adam's suggestion that you get in touch with the Gay-Lasman Youth Center is a good thing.

1:02:24 Adam Yeah, except for there's not one in his town.

1:02:26 Drew Yeah. The other thing is to develop a network of friends other than your artist friends, you know, a diverse group of friends, people that can support you and you can talk to them.

1:02:35 Adam I think the guy needs to go in and get an evaluation. I mean, he may be clinically depressed. Oh, he's got things going on.

1:02:43 Drew Make no mistake about it. All that is going on, for sure.

1:02:45 Adam All right, so you can do all that stuff and you can also go in and talk to a doctor or a psychiatrist and see about possibly getting a diagnosis, because you have things going on in your life and they should be taken care of. Nick?

1:03:02 Caller Yeah.

1:03:02 Adam You're 20.

1:03:03 Caller Yeah.

1:03:05 Drew What's up?

1:03:09 Caller I'm having a whole bunch of problems with my back.

1:03:12 Caller Apparently, they found a compression fracture, which is the disc is actually protruded into the spinal cord. They're telling me that doctors are telling me that I cannot have sex. I was wondering, is there any other way? What the hell do you do?

1:03:28 Adam They got to kill yourself.

1:03:30 Caller That's pretty much what I'm at.

1:03:32 Adam Well, how did you injure yourself?

1:03:36 Caller I'm not real sure.

1:03:38 Drew You're 20 now.

1:03:39 Caller I'm 20.

1:03:40 Drew How long have you been suffering with this?

1:03:44 Caller About almost a year.

1:03:46 Drew How long have you been on Vicodin?

1:03:48 Caller I ain't been on Vicodin.

1:03:50 Drew You ain't been on Vicodin?

1:03:51 Caller No.

1:03:51 Drew Percocet?

1:03:52 Caller No. That stuff works.

1:03:56 Adam What are you on?

1:03:57 Caller I ain't going to say.

1:03:59 Drew All right. Look, this is morphine addiction. This is all about opiates.

1:04:03 Adam Looking?

1:04:04 Drew Yeah.

1:04:04 Adam You're turning into a hillbilly.

1:04:06 Drew Look, that's why you're depressed. That's why you're contemplating suicide. This is addiction. You need to get that treated.

1:04:13 Caller Well, I'm not on any pain medication at all right now.

1:04:16 Drew Well, why don't you want to tell us what pain medicine you're taking?

1:04:18 Caller I'm not taking anything right now.

1:04:21 Adam Well, then why did you say you're not telling us what you're taking?

1:04:26 Caller I've taken almost everything, but I'm not taking anything at the present time.

1:04:29 Caller I haven't taken anything in probably three months.

1:04:33 Adam Are you taking? Are you drinking?

1:04:35 Caller I'm not drinking.

1:04:36 Caller I'm not doing anything.

1:04:37 Drew You're not smoking pot?

1:04:39 Caller Nope.

1:04:40 Caller Okay.

1:04:41 Drew How did it go from I'm not going to tell you what I'm taking to I'm not taking anything?

1:04:45 Caller Well, I don't really want to display what I was taking because I still have some of them left.

1:04:50 Drew Well, I'm sure it's morphine and demerol and all the usual stuff and that's where this gets going is you develop what's called a pain reward cycle. Oh, I got to get one of them. You need to have this more thoroughly. You need to see a psychiatrist. You need to be depressed. You got a lot of stuff going on here. You had back pain when you were depressed, didn't you?

1:05:08 Adam Yes. Thank you for bringing that up. Now my back hurts. Nick? Yeah? Do they want to do surgery on you?

1:05:16 Caller It's real tricky because I can't find a surgeon and it will mess with it.

1:05:19 Drew No, they don't do surgery. No, no. Please, Nick. They're not doing surgery because they don't think surgery will affect the pain. Because they don't do surgery for pain. You do surgery for motor weakness, typically. But if there was something there correctable, they would correct it. The thing is though, he has many, many people who have got these sorts of injuries and they go through life just fine. But he's been drug addicted severely and the pain is perceiving him depressed.

1:05:44 Adam He says he hasn't taken anything in 3 months.

1:05:46 Drew But he's unwilling to tell us how many different things he was strung out on. Now he's trying to white-knuckle it off opiates without any treatment. People are miserable when they try to do that.

1:05:55 Adam Did Nick give you the creeps?

1:05:57 Drew Oh yeah. But he's, you know...

1:05:59 Adam Sums up with Nick.

1:06:00 Drew Yeah. I'm telling you.

1:06:01 Adam Drew, why is there something up with everyone who has back problems?

1:06:07 Drew It's not everyone, but it's a lot of them.

1:06:09 Adam Oh, it's 95% of people that got a back problem.

1:06:11 Drew It's people that are disabled or have back problems or are on opiates with back problems with the family history of alcoholism and who magically don't have surgery to correct it. Or if they do get surgery, the surgery starts perpetuating the pain.

1:06:22 Adam You show me someone who hasn't worked in six months because of back problems.

1:06:27 Drew And no surgery.

1:06:28 Adam Who's under 50 and I'll show you someone who's strung out, freaked out, something with the word out on the end of it. Why is that? Is it back? Some sort of catch-all?

1:06:41 Drew Back is something people get back pain and headaches when they get depressed. People get back pain when they have addicted to opiates. The brain learns that if it has pain, it will receive the reward of opiates. So boy, it sets up these pathways of pain that are extremely powerful.

1:06:55 Adam Yeah. So I'm so, I'm so bad now. I hear someone talking about their back. I'm like, nut job.

1:07:01 Drew Well, whenever somebody says, I had a compression fracture and it's pressing on my sp- I get all this weird description of what's happening. No, no, that's something in a wheelchair.

1:07:09 Adam Okay. Jamie?

1:07:12 Caller Yeah.

1:07:12 Adam You're 19.

1:07:14 Caller Yeah. My question is, me and my boyfriend, sometimes like before like when we text, I go down on him, right? And he's not circumcised. And I just want to, because like I learned in my sex class I took in college, like what's Smeagma is naturally nasty, you know?

1:07:33 Adam Sure. Well, we did a whole semester on Smeagma when I was in junior college.

1:07:37 Caller Yeah.

1:07:38 Drew We did Smeagma-analysis.

1:07:39 Adam Oh, you did Smeagma-analysis? Oh, that was a lab class, though, right? Yeah.

1:07:44 Caller I passed on that.

1:07:45 Adam Oh, you didn't interrupt the lab.

1:07:49 Caller My question is, sometimes like when we have sex, we don't use a condom. And could the Smeagma, because it's like, could that like give you like an infection or anything? Like when you're having sex?

1:07:57 Drew Well, yeast, sometimes there's yeast in there and that can do that to you. And then some, some bacteria occasionally, but not a big deal.

1:08:03 Caller Yeah.

1:08:04 Caller Cause like, I never really got a yeast infection, but then I had one and I never had one before.

1:08:09 Drew Well, but just having sex can get a yeast infection too, though.

1:08:12 Caller Yeah.

1:08:13 Caller Well, my friend told me that like, just the penis period is really dirty.

1:08:17 Drew No, no.

1:08:20 Caller How dare you?

1:08:20 Adam How dare you?

1:08:21 Drew Did your mom tell you that? Cause that's what I had my wife tell my daughter.

1:08:24 Caller What?

1:08:25 Adam Yeah. You might as well, you might as well take a stick, stuff it, and you know, clean an outhouse out with it. Just put it right up here. It's that bad.

1:08:35 Caller My friend told me though, that before you have sex, it's better just to like pop it in your mouth and then like the germs are, and you get rid of the citrus alive in your mouth.

1:08:46 Caller Right.

1:08:46 Caller And Jamie, where did you, I got the same thing.

1:08:48 Adam I got the same, I have the same policy with my butt plug. Jamie, where, where anything goes in my ass, first I give it a good clean in my mouth, and then into the ass.

1:08:57 Drew And Jamie, where did your friend study microbiology?

1:09:00 Caller Huh?

1:09:01 Drew Where did your friend study microbiology?

1:09:03 Adam Smegma, you.

1:09:04 Caller She didn't study microbiology.

1:09:05 Drew Oh, I'm shocked. But she's an expert. She's an expert.

1:09:09 Caller She just got them a lot and finally figured out what to do, I guess.

1:09:11 Drew Oh, she's an elbow, of course. If she figured it out, she must know exactly what she's talking about. All right.

1:09:16 Adam Get off that high horse, please.

1:09:18 Caller Um, but yeah.

1:09:19 Adam The real, the funniest part about this call is when she seriously answered that her friend did not study microbiology.

1:09:25 Caller Yeah.

1:09:29 Caller And I have another question, too. My boyfriend, he's not too big, but he's just like perfect.

1:09:35 Adam Throw him back.

1:09:37 Drew He's perfect, she said. He's perfect.

1:09:38 Adam Okay.

1:09:39 Caller Okay. I mean, it would be nice if it was a little bit bigger. He happens to be Mexican. Nothing against him or anything, but they happen to be small in their chunks there.

1:09:48 Drew Um, quite a, quite a colorful gal here.

1:09:51 Adam Yeah. What's the question? You want to know how to lighten his skin?

1:09:55 Caller No, no, no, no.

1:09:58 Drew Lengthen his dork.

1:09:59 Caller He kind of like, uh, pre-ejaculates or like what? I don't know. He doesn't last very long. There you go. I used to call him a two-minute man because, um, yeah. But anyways, um.

1:10:10 Adam Hold on, hold on. I am sorry. I got to, I got to put on hold for a second. Do you imagine, imagine what Jamie would do for your self-esteem if you're dating her?

1:10:17 Drew Oh yeah.

1:10:18 Adam Hey, uh, hey, Senor Smeagma.

1:10:22 Caller Yeah. Over here.

1:10:23 Drew Two-minute man, yeah.

1:10:24 Adam Yeah, two-minute man. Hey, uh, Speedy Gun Smeagma. Get you a happier Mexican ass over here and, uh, whip out that stinky dork ears and let me see if I can find it with my magnifying glass. The only reason you're getting a BJ is because the thing's just smelling dirty. I'm scared to, scared to put it in me.

1:10:43 Drew You gotta clean it up, pop it, pop it in my mouth, and clean it up.

1:10:47 Adam Then I'm gonna rinse with a little mouthwash and I'll give you a couple minutes in there and then you can go back to your De La Mundo. God, this Jamie sounds like a pain in the ass. Jamie.

1:11:02 Caller Yes?

1:11:02 Adam You are a handful. You must be a handful.

1:11:05 Caller I, I, this is, this is not telling you.

1:11:07 Caller Of course I would never tell him that you were in that.

1:11:10 Caller Of course, and I did. But, um, as far as like getting me off, it's like never really happened and we even had sex for like almost like a year.

1:11:18 Adam Hey, Jamie, why don't you just break up with the poor guy?

1:11:22 Caller I know.

1:11:23 Adam Just break up.

1:11:23 Caller But I feel so bad.

1:11:25 Adam I know, but just break up with the guy.

1:11:27 Caller Is there like a, like a certain position? I mean, just besides just like using my finger, you know what I mean? Is there something else that, you know?

1:11:35 Adam Oral.

1:11:35 Caller That could get me off easier besides.

1:11:38 Adam He should do oral sex on you.

1:11:41 Caller Well, he does, but.

1:11:42 Adam Okay.

1:11:43 Drew And you should guide him a little bit, let him know what's going on.

1:11:45 Adam Staying into the guy.

1:11:46 Drew I know.

1:11:46 Adam Not into him. Just break up with him.

1:11:49 Drew Listen.

1:11:49 Adam Staying with someone because you feel sorry for them is not a reason to stay with them.

1:11:53 Drew I want to talk to the guy from Tucson, the Mason jar guy. Yes, I do.

1:11:57 Adam Oh, true. How many ideas have you ever had pertaining to entertainment?

1:12:02 Drew None.

1:12:02 Adam We're good.

1:12:03 Drew Zero. No, I've never had any.

1:12:04 Adam How many instincts have you ever had about entertainment that worked out?

1:12:08 Drew None.

1:12:08 Adam Okay. You know what pile this one's going in?

1:12:11 Drew This one's an instinct. This one's an instruction.

1:12:14 Adam All right. All right. But you've got to know when to ignore.

1:12:17 You are my teacher.

1:12:18 Adam Thank you. We'll be back.

1:12:22 Drew Hello? This is the Love Line.

1:12:26 Caller Love Line will be right back.

1:12:29 Adam Love Line. Adam over here. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:12:39 Caller Matt. What's going on?

1:12:43 Adam Hey there, man. What's going on there, buddy?

1:12:46 Caller A short time listener, first time caller.

1:12:48 Adam Good times.

1:12:50 Caller What's up?

1:12:54 Caller I've been having problems at school for basically all my life. I've had a lot of kids harass me about making funny jokes like connect dots, you stinky. They say like stinky linky or something like that.

1:13:20 Drew They make fun of you.

1:13:21 Caller Yeah, basically they make fun of me.

1:13:23 Adam What's the connect the dots joke?

1:13:25 Caller Well, freckles. Okay.

1:13:27 Caller And how is it going at home?

1:13:30 Adam What's the linky part?

1:13:32 Caller Yeah.

1:13:34 Adam Huh? Stinky linky?

1:13:36 Caller Yeah.

1:13:37 Adam What's linky?

1:13:40 Caller That's the name of someone that I know.

1:13:43 Adam Oh, I see. That's you.

1:13:46 Drew What's going on at home?

1:13:48 Caller Um, nothing really. I mean, just got an eight-year-old sister that doesn't really avoid by our parents that much.

1:13:57 Drew Doesn't what?

1:13:58 Caller Doesn't...

1:13:59 Drew Abide by them?

1:14:00 Caller Yeah.

1:14:01 Drew An eight-year-old? Eighteen-year-old.

1:14:04 Caller Yeah.

1:14:04 Adam Hey, Matt.

1:14:05 Caller Yeah.

1:14:06 Adam Are you tired?

1:14:07 Caller No.

1:14:08 Adam Are you high or drunk or something?

1:14:10 Caller No.

1:14:11 Caller I've only smoked once. That's it.

1:14:12 Adam All right. Well, clear up your voice just a little bit, please. We're having trouble understanding you.

1:14:18 Caller Okay.

1:14:19 Adam There you go.

1:14:20 Caller All right.

1:14:21 Adam All right, stinky linky. People aren't kind. Kids are cruel and parent. You know what grownups are? They think the same things kids say. They just stop saying it. They're thinking stinky linky and connect the dots. They just have the good sense not to say anything.

1:14:40 Caller But.

1:14:42 Adam Do you have friends?

1:14:43 Caller Not really.

1:14:44 Adam You need friends.

1:14:46 Drew You really need that.

1:14:47 Caller It's kind of hard to make friends.

1:14:49 Adam No, it's not.

1:14:50 Drew Do you have any interests?

1:14:52 Caller What do you mean? Like any hobbies?

1:14:55 Caller Yeah.

1:14:57 Caller To computer.

1:14:59 Drew Can you contact other kids on the computer?

1:15:03 Caller Yeah. I have friends. I have an ex-girlfriend.

1:15:07 Adam You do?

1:15:08 Caller Yeah. We talk a lot.

1:15:10 Adam Okay.

1:15:12 Drew You need connection with other people. You really do. Then the web, unfortunately, doesn't really serve enough, give you enough intimacy.

1:15:18 Adam Speaking of stinky, licky, or something fly about in the house. Oh, boy.

1:15:24 Caller Drew, it could be good.

1:15:26 Adam Did you do a little farting?

1:15:27 Caller Yeah.

1:15:27 Adam No, we could hang.

1:15:29 Drew Oh, you did? You unleashed something.

1:15:31 Adam Oh, yes.

1:15:32 Drew Oh, yes. Let a monster out of you.

1:15:34 Caller I'm sorry for you, Dr. Drew.

1:15:35 Adam You should. All right.

1:15:39 Caller Hey, Matt.

1:15:40 Caller Sometimes I think of, like, I get really pissed at, like, the people and I want to hurt them, but I don't want to get in trouble, though.

1:15:50 Adam All right. Matt? Yeah? You ever been to a psychiatrist?

1:15:56 Caller Yeah.

1:15:57 Adam What did he say?

1:15:58 Caller He said, um, he told me a few ways.

1:16:03 Caller It was a long time ago.

1:16:04 Drew Did they want you to take some medication?

1:16:06 Caller No.

1:16:07 Adam Why don't you go back and talk to him a little more?

1:16:10 Caller I haven't gone to one for, like, five, three, four years.

1:16:14 Drew Yeah, but it would be a good idea for you to talk to someone. It sounds like you're having a lot of funny feelings right now, and we don't want to see you get in any trouble.

1:16:20 Caller I'm not really in trouble with some person.

1:16:22 Adam All right. Well, then get some friends. You need friends. Okay? Listen, everybody, it takes a little bit of work to make friends. I mean, those of you who are a little antisocial, who sit around, who have a bit of a chip on your shoulder, you're not going to have any friends.

1:16:42 Drew People don't like to be around that.

1:16:44 Adam No. Who the hell wants to be there? Go out and take a little risk. Extend your arm. See if you can find somebody who seems to be like you are, lonely, someone who needs a friend. I know it sounds corny, but I'm telling you, your friends will get you through the hardest times.

1:17:04 Drew Yeah.

1:17:05 Adam They, Drew, you don't know this because you're not allowed to hang out with males or females, but your friends are so important. My friends raised me and got me through my life. Every hard time, I had a friend there. Now I have to buy them things.

1:17:23 Drew Yeah. They certainly are cash in hand.

1:17:24 Adam I'm the only guy who has made more than 20,000 a year at all of them.

1:17:27 Drew Well, they all live with you now, so it's all right.

1:17:29 Adam But these guys were my brothers, man. I mean, I got into fights and these guys showed up and beat guys up. I mean, these guys-

1:17:36 Drew Then they take you home, beat the crap out of you.

1:17:37 Adam They take you home, beat you. I had these guys bail me out of jail. I mean, they've done everything. Oh, it's great. Let me tell you a story off the air. I got in a fight with a guy and Chris and Ray found out about it and showed up at the party an hour later and just went nuts. It was great. It once brought a tear to my eye. I actually was crying anyway because I got beat up. Amy?

1:18:03 Yeah.

1:18:03 Adam You're 26. I am. What's up?

1:18:06 Caller Well, Adam, I want to tell you that you have a really great sense of humor.

1:18:09 Adam Thank you.

1:18:10 Caller And I don't care what anybody says. You're really cute.

1:18:13 Drew Was that a compliment?

1:18:15 Adam Not really because I'd rather everyone think I was cute than Amy.

1:18:19 Drew Right. Well, everybody. It's like everyone says, you're so cute. As opposed to like that. What was that girlfriend that said? Everyone said, everyone thinks I'm crazy.

1:18:28 Adam That was Esther Chilidenko.

1:18:30 Drew Yeah.

1:18:31 Adam My first girlfriend who says, I decided to go out with you instead of your friend, Chris. Everyone thinks I'm crazy, but I picked you.

1:18:41 Caller Oh, that's not nice.

1:18:42 Adam Yeah. Well, you just did the same thing, honey.

1:18:45 Drew I don't care.

1:18:45 Caller I don't think that was the same thing.

1:18:47 Drew No. I don't care what everyone says. I think you're cute. All right.

1:18:51 Caller All right. Anyway, I want to act out my fantasy of having a golden shower done to me, and I'm wondering how likely it is to catch anything like any kind of STD.

1:19:03 Drew No. Well, it's body fluids. You don't want to expose it to-

1:19:07 Adam Yeah, it's sterile.

1:19:09 Drew New coastal surface. There's a virus in there, potentially.

1:19:11 Adam I'll give you the golden shower and I'll toss in the mud slide at no additional charge. What do you say?

1:19:16 Caller You're such a guy.

1:19:18 Drew What is it you get from that?

1:19:20 Caller What do I get from it?

1:19:21 Caller Yeah.

1:19:24 Caller It's just a different way to be sexual.

1:19:27 Adam No, it's not. Something's wrong with you.

1:19:30 Caller Oh, come on.

1:19:31 Adam Something is so wrong with you.

1:19:33 Caller Why?

1:19:34 Adam You want a guy to do it or a girl?

1:19:36 Caller A guy.

1:19:37 Adam And how do you envision it? Are you lying in a tub or outside?

1:19:44 Drew There's a beautiful set table with candelabra.

1:19:47 Caller I'm not going to do it in my bed or anything.

1:19:49 Adam So you get in the bathroom.

1:19:50 Caller Sure.

1:19:52 Adam Now you guys in the shower?

1:19:54 Caller Probably.

1:19:54 Adam If you're in the shower, game on. Every guy's pulled that maneuver.

1:19:58 Drew He's just marking his territory then.

1:20:00 Adam Yeah. And do you lie down in the tub?

1:20:05 Caller Yeah, or kneel down or something like that.

1:20:07 Drew How boring or bad has sex gotten that you got to resort to other fluids?

1:20:12 Caller There's so many other things to do besides just intercourse that are fun and interesting.

1:20:16 Adam What if the guy blows a snot rocket at you? Is that cool?

1:20:19 Caller That's not the same thing.

1:20:21 Adam He just blows his nose at you?

1:20:23 Caller No, because it's where it's coming out of.

1:20:26 Adam It's what's fun about it. It's coming out of the phallus.

1:20:30 Caller Exactly.

1:20:31 Adam Yeah. What's up with you though? Seriously? Something going on?

1:20:35 Drew Oh yeah.

1:20:37 Caller Like what?

1:20:38 Drew You're a former heroin addict?

1:20:39 Caller No.

1:20:40 Drew Something like that? Alcoholic, pot, something?

1:20:43 Caller No.

1:20:44 Adam Please tell us.

1:20:46 Caller No drugs.

1:20:47 Adam Yeah. When did you lose your virginity?

1:20:51 Caller When I was 17.

1:20:52 Adam Yeah. How's dad?

1:20:54 Caller How was it?

1:20:55 Adam How is daddy?

1:20:56 Caller Oh, he's fine.

1:20:57 Adam Get along with him fine?

1:20:59 Caller Not really.

1:21:00 Adam Why not?

1:21:01 Caller Why not? I guess because he wasn't really a good father. Just wasn't really there.

1:21:10 Drew You taking notes?

1:21:11 Adam Yeah. No physical abuse? No. No?

1:21:15 Caller Nope.

1:21:16 Adam No sexual?

1:21:17 Caller Nope.

1:21:19 Adam Just distant dad?

1:21:20 Caller Yeah, just dad.

1:21:24 Adam Any bisexuality?

1:21:26 Drew Nope.

1:21:26 Adam Lesbian?

1:21:28 Drew I get definite alcohol vibe.

1:21:29 Caller Why would you think that?

1:21:31 Adam Definite what?

1:21:32 Drew Alcohol vibe.

1:21:33 Caller Alcohol?

1:21:34 Adam You do some drinking, Amy?

1:21:36 Caller No, not even. You guys are so far off base. It's funny, because you guys are right a lot of the time. But I think that you're barking up the wrong tree.

1:21:45 Adam Yeah. You know the vibe I get with Amy? Angry.

1:21:48 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:21:51 Adam You got problems with guys?

1:21:53 Caller No.

1:21:55 Adam You got a boyfriend? You love him very much?

1:21:57 Caller I don't have a boyfriend right now.

1:21:58 Adam Oh, okay. What happened to the last one?

1:22:01 Caller Um, we grew apart.

1:22:03 Drew What does that mean?

1:22:05 Caller It means that I guess we had been together long enough and people wanted to...

1:22:12 Adam Yeah, listen, Drew. Forget it.

1:22:14 Drew Well, let me just clarify.

1:22:16 Adam You want to get weed on, let her get weed on, and you can chuck that off your list.

1:22:20 Drew Get weed?

1:22:21 Adam You've done the anal?

1:22:22 Drew Speaking of weed, I was going to go to the...

1:22:24 Adam How about the anal?

1:22:25 Caller I mean, it's not like I want to go do it professionally or anything.

1:22:28 Adam Right. You don't want to be... Right. You want to check it off the list?

1:22:32 Caller Yeah.

1:22:32 Adam How about anal?

1:22:34 Caller No.

1:22:34 Adam No anal?

1:22:35 Caller No. I've never done that.

1:22:37 Caller Why not?

1:22:39 Adam Let me explain. Anal should be on the list before the golden shower.

1:22:43 Caller Really?

1:22:44 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:22:44 Caller It seems so much more invasive.

1:22:47 Adam Well, it is, but it's...

1:22:48 Drew She's worried about STDs. That's certainly a better way to get STDs. Anal sex.

1:22:52 Caller Through anal sex.

1:22:53 Adam Yeah, but the amount of women that have tried anal is much greater than the amount of tried the golden shower.

1:23:02 Caller Really?

1:23:02 Adam Oh, yeah. Why don't you put anal on that list? All right?

1:23:06 Caller I'll put it on with a question mark.

1:23:08 Drew But let me ask a question. What's up? Are you smoking cigarettes?

1:23:12 Caller Yeah, I smoke cigarettes.

1:23:13 Drew A lot?

1:23:14 Caller No.

1:23:14 Drew Are you smoking pot?

1:23:16 Caller I smoke a lot of pot.

1:23:17 Drew How often are you smoking pot?

1:23:19 Caller What?

1:23:20 Drew How often do you smoke pot?

1:23:22 Caller Maybe like once a month.

1:23:24 Drew And your dad, you said he wasn't there as a father? Was he alcoholic?

1:23:28 Caller No.

1:23:28 Drew Was your mom alcoholic?

1:23:31 Caller Maybe.

1:23:32 Drew Yeah, I just get the definite... But he's cool. I'm sure she is, but you should know, I deal with alcoholics every day in my clinical practice, and you've got the definite vibe of the gene.

1:23:42 Caller Do I?

1:23:42 Drew Yeah. And do you think you have that sort of addictive...

1:23:46 Caller I could, but I definitely don't drink.

1:23:48 Drew I understand, but it's the gene. Just because you don't drink doesn't mean you're not alcoholic. And these thrill-seeking sexual behaviors, this is alcoholic behavior. Well, it's not an accident that I was going down that path fiercely, because I got that vibe with you very, very strongly. And, you know, that's fine. That's great. I mean, you need that in order to...

1:24:11 Adam Yeah, good time.

1:24:13 Drew You know you've got that potential. Stay away from substances.

1:24:15 Adam All right. Once a month with the weed?

1:24:18 Caller No. All right.

1:24:19 Adam We'll take a break.

1:24:20 Caller We'll be back.

1:24:24 Caller Love Line will be right back, so get your problems ready.

1:24:30 Caller Hi, this is Tori Amis, and you're listening to Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:24:35 Adam There's old friend Tori. It is Love Line, I'm Adam. That's true, just like Tori said. Let's get back on the phone and see what we can do. John?

1:24:45 Caller Yeah.

1:24:46 Adam You're 27, what's up?

1:24:48 Caller Yeah, I'm real sorry I had to lie to your operator.

1:24:50 Caller I hope she doesn't get me. I had to bet my life on this one.

1:24:53 Caller I just wanted to call and talk to Dr. Drew because I'm 27 and...

1:25:00 Drew New policy.

1:25:01 Adam The reason I punched John out is because we have a slew of these. Whatever question I said...

1:25:12 Drew It's not my question...

1:25:13 Adam .isn't the question. And we have been just sort of gladly answering them anyway. But I realize the more we do that, the more calls we get that are bogus, or at least where the question is bogus, and a different question, and we can't operate that way anymore. And by the way, most of the time when you guys call, your follow-up question, the one that you didn't tell the screen... The question, yeah... .is a better question. So just tell that to lovely Lauren, and she'll gladly put you on the air. All right, let's move forward. Holly?

1:25:45 Caller Hi, how are you? This is my first time actually getting on the radio.

1:25:49 Adam Great. Good times, baby. What's up?

1:25:51 Caller Well, I just wanted to let you know that I've been in a two-and-a-half-year relationship, and I've done everything to be 100% there, sexually for the guy I'm with. When I got a boob job, just looking great, very happy with myself, and he's been kind of stale, not really into me, and I had a situation come up where I got involved with my boss outside of work after we ended up quitting our jobs, and I went to a different job. He went to another one.

1:26:23 Drew Restaurant business?

1:26:25 Caller No, actually corporate business, and I'm 24 and he's 37, and it wasn't all the way with the flirting, playful, kissing, that sort of thing, but I feel really uncomfortable because, number one, the person that I'm with, I'm totally comfortable with, I want to be with him, but he hasn't given 100% to me, and I keep on hinting with the laundry coming out there, and it's just very comfortable for him, and he tells me all the time that, you know, I'm pretty and he's happy to be with me, but I want it to be shown to me. I mean, when I come in there completely naked, I want full masks, not I'm watching TV or I'm in the bathroom, so I'm kind of...

1:27:13 Drew And so this other guy, the guy you're having the affair... the guy you're having the affair with is giving you more attention.

1:27:19 Caller Yeah, he's, I mean, he's kind of catering, he's being romantic, he's giving me this outside attention, but it's not really what I want. I don't feel comfortable being with someone that old. I guess I have... I mean, it's not that much older, but I always had a thing that being with someone that much older than me is an issue. I've always been with people around my age.

1:27:40 Adam Okay, let me just get this straight. How long have you been with your boyfriend?

1:27:44 Caller Two and a half years.

1:27:46 Adam And how often do you have sex?

1:27:49 Caller Once or twice a week. I rarely see him. It's been a long distance for that long.

1:27:55 Adam Okay. I'm going to talk to you while I'm going to talk to Drew about you in front of you. Starts with the boob job, goes to the I wear lingerie and walk around naked. I'm not saying her boyfriend's a great guy, but Holly, you got some serious like male attention issues going on in your life, right?

1:28:16 Caller I've always had that. I mean, I could give you my life story wrapped up. I came from a divorce. I went through crappy boyfriends and I'm with someone who actually, you know, treats me nice, but I'm not getting that outside attention, which I don't know how to stop it.

1:28:36 Drew She's not getting the chaos, not getting the drama, what she's saying. So she got to spice it up with an affair.

1:28:43 Adam Nice. She's not even interested in the guy she's having the affair with. She's just interested in the attention part of it.

1:28:50 Drew That's right.

1:28:52 Adam And you're not even having sex with the affair guy, right?

1:28:55 Caller No.

1:28:56 Caller No. It's just a flirtation thing for me. The fact that he's just, I mean, stimulating.

1:29:06 Adam It's just a fact that he's paying attention to you. And your boyfriend is not paying enough attention to you.

1:29:13 Caller Yeah. That's part of it. The hard part is that I would think my boyfriend would be a little more receptive to the way that I am, especially when I've been throwing out hints. And I know with guys, you need to be more direct sometimes.

1:29:29 Adam Okay. Yeah. Don't throw out hints. Why don't you just communicate with them? Yeah.

1:29:33 Drew Be direct with him.

1:29:34 Caller But if you walk into a room with no clothes on, you would think they would respond right away.

1:29:39 Adam All right.

1:29:40 Caller So that's kind of my issue there. All right.

1:29:42 Adam Hey, Holly.

1:29:43 Caller Uh-huh.

1:29:43 Adam Do you, do you, do you, you don't feel whole unless someone's trying to hump you?

1:29:50 Caller No.

1:29:51 Caller I, I think part of it is, I'm just not used to, the boyfriend I was with before wanted it every day. And now I'm with someone that's long distance. And when I see him only twice a week, and maybe one time out of that week, he doesn't want to do it because he's too tired. That is a reason for me.

1:30:14 Adam He said there's a lot to cover here. I don't know if we can broach it all.

1:30:19 Drew I'm not sure what the question is.

1:30:22 Adam I know what the question, I don't know what the question is, but I don't care what the question is. I'm getting a lot of vibe and chaos and stuff.

1:30:29 Drew She's not interested in talking to us about it though. I'm getting that clearly.

1:30:33 Caller The one question that I did have that I mentioned was, if what I'm trying to do is considered inappropriate or if this is something that happens.

1:30:43 Drew Yes, it's inappropriate to be carrying on with another person when you're in a committed relationship. Yes, that's inappropriate. And it's inappropriate to manipulate and not be direct in your communication.

1:30:54 Adam Communicate with the guy if he does not rise to occasion, then break up with him, but look into your issues of needing to be desired so badly.

1:31:02 Drew I'm not even sure this is the chaos and the bad boys and all that stuff. She needs the drama.

1:31:07 Adam And there's a male desire issue in her life. That's a big deal. I got the boob job. I get the lingerie.

1:31:14 Drew Control and anger. Look, she sees the guy twice a week. They have sex at least once of those times. The other time he's too tired.

1:31:20 Caller Yeah, I don't know.

1:31:22 Drew When is it he's not responding?

1:31:25 Adam Jennifer?

1:31:26 Caller Yes.

1:31:26 Adam You're 24.

1:31:27 Caller Yes.

1:31:28 Adam What's up?

1:31:28 Caller Real fast.

1:31:30 Caller Well, I'm pregnant. And I've been dating this one guy for about six months, but he doesn't he doesn't want to commit. So we're more like friends with privileges. And I was with somebody else about eight weeks ago, and I got pregnant. And I'm wondering if I should tell this other guy, the one I'm dating.

1:31:52 Drew Well, you don't know this guy much. You just you just have a service agreement with him. You don't want to lie to him. You don't want to create a misconceptions about whose child this is. You got to tell him.

1:32:02 Adam You got to have the child?

1:32:04 Caller Yeah.

1:32:04 Drew Adoption for the child?

1:32:06 Caller No. No.

1:32:08 Caller All right.

1:32:09 Adam You're just going to?

1:32:10 Caller Yeah. I'm going to do it on my own.

1:32:13 Caller Okay. All right.

1:32:15 Caller That I should tell this guy?

1:32:16 Caller Yeah.

1:32:16 Adam Well, why don't you just break it off with the guy? Just sound like there's much going on with him.

1:32:21 Drew Well, that's, yeah, actually a healthier move.

1:32:23 Adam And why don't you see about finding a more stable guy who can maybe be a father figure?

1:32:29 Caller Yeah.

1:32:29 Adam And what about the guy who got you pregnant?

1:32:32 Caller He wants nothing to do with it, of course.

1:32:35 Adam All right. Well, he's going to have to financially.

1:32:37 Drew There you go.

1:32:38 Caller Yeah.

1:32:38 Adam Yeah. Make sure he knows that.

1:32:40 Caller Yeah.

1:32:40 Caller Okay.

1:32:41 Adam All right. Good times.

1:32:42 Caller Yeah.

1:32:43 Adam And we'll be back. Hello.

1:32:45 Caller This is your radio.

1:32:50 Adam Yep, yep. Well, there you go. Another fantabulous week of Love Line In The Can. I want to thank Lauren for doing a great job on the phones, as well as Sarah, who's not here tonight, for doing a great job on the phones all week. I want to thank producer Anne, the feminine one for rubbing her feminine stink on the show, and Anderson. Now, let me just give you kiddies a warning. The sheriff is back in town.

1:33:16 Drew Indeed, he is.

1:33:16 Adam Anderson's going to be dropping in a few more of those Loveline drops, and not a moment too soon. So, there's one now. So, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Hey, Senior Smeagma!

1:33:32 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, but the management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkin Stingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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