Episode 1000754887153

1:54 Voiceover Adam Kroll and Dr. Kroll. Love Line. Coast to Coast.

2:00 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there for number 1-800-LAV-E-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, Nick and Josh are both here from Queens of the Stone Age. Drew?

2:21 Adam How are you doing?

2:22 Drew I'm all right.

2:22 Adam How are you doing? I'm bad.

2:24 Drew Why? What's the matter?

2:25 Adam What's the matter? You know when you drink in the sun for eight hours? And then that night, you feel weird?

2:33 Drew Amazing how that works, doesn't it?

2:34 Adam Yeah.

2:34 You know how that works?

2:36 Adam Oh, I played in this golf tournament for the Kings today, and I just drank and sat in the sun, and now I'm all weird.

2:45 Queens of the Stone Age Life is hard. It's a hard life to live.

2:48 Adam It's rough. Yeah. The commute from I had to drive back from Palos Verdes, it was a bit. Then I went home. I got home at 8 o'clock, and I took a nap at 8.30.

2:57 Drew Well, then you really screwed up.

2:58 Adam From 8.30 to 9.30, and I popped up and ran in here, so I'm totally disheveled. I got behind one of these people.

3:05 Drew Oh, yeah.

3:06 Adam Here's the person. You guys all know what I'm talking about. I can't quite figure out the math in this, but I live up Beachwood Canyon, and it's a canyon that is two miles long, and there's a hundred and fifty stop signs between where I live and where I got to be, which is the bottom of the hill. And once in a while, I'll get behind somebody going down that hill, and they time it so that they hold it for an extra beat and a half at every stop sign so that I have to stop twice.

3:37 Drew Yeah.

3:37 Adam Do you know that stop twice thing? Like, you get a certain amount of momentum, and they stop, and you're thinking in your mind, okay, go, go, go, go. California. They hold it for one extra beat, so you stop, then they go. Now you have to go eight feet, stop again, and then go again. You have to do two stops to every one of their stops. All right, and then I pulled the maneuver on them. I swooped them on one of the stop signs and gave it gas, but as I got to the bottom of the hill, I realized I was facing a red light, and there's no way I can be waiting there when they come up. Yes, yes. Because then the swoop is for not. So I make a quick right, heading the opposite direction. Even though I'm running late, I'm saving face. And he doesn't know where I'm going.

4:25 Queens of the Stone Age What does that mean, though? Because there's a psychological thing attached to that, Adam.

4:30 Adam Yeah, it's...

4:31 Queens of the Stone Age If you go the wrong way just for someone you don't know.

4:33 Adam Hostility meets stupidity, I think is what that is.

4:38 Drew I think it's...

4:39 Adam It's stupid and aggressive, right?

4:41 Drew Beer meets sun meets aggressive.

4:43 Adam Right, right. Meets...

4:45 Drew He's out one hour nap.

4:47 Adam meets egotard. Meets buying his own way. Alright. Queens of the Stone Age. Going to be at the Oz Fest this Saturday in San Bernardino, which is cool. I guess. I've never been to an Oz Fest. What goes on on those things?

5:03 Queens of the Stone Age It's a lot of free sunburn, a lot of mullets, a lot of Budweiser. It's kind of like that golf tournament you were at.

5:09 Adam Right. But probably not as many rope gold chain bracelets and nugget watches. I'm guessing quite.

5:17 Queens of the Stone Age No, it's more like fake gold and lots of metal.

5:20 Drew Same photographer we seem to get every time.

5:21 Adam Yeah. This is our work. Drew has great radio, by the way.

5:25 Queens of the Stone Age Total panic.

5:25 Adam Pulled up a picture and referred to it over the air. And who are all the bands? And or do you know all of them who are showing up on this leg?

5:33 Pantera, Ozzy, SoulFly.

5:36 Queens of the Stone Age And Incubus. And also there's Pantera, Ozzy, SoulFly and Incubus.

5:42 Adam And Ozzy comes on last and kind of seals the show.

5:48 Queens of the Stone Age Yeah. He yells and he tells everyone he loves them. And I believe that he does.

5:54 Adam Can he still do it?

5:56 Queens of the Stone Age Actually, yeah. He can. He can. He can still do it.

6:00 He's a little shaky, but he can still do it.

6:02 Queens of the Stone Age He can do it, man.

6:03 Adam But when you see Ozzy interviewed, you think, oh man, this guy's going to have trouble getting the newspaper in the morning, much less performing in front of 25,000 people. But does he bring it on when he hits the stage?

6:15 Queens of the Stone Age Well, when, you know, it's deceiving. You see him do an interview live and he's from Birmingham. So he'll say, like, I've got to go to the bathroom. It sounds like a question. And you're like, are you asking me or telling me?

6:25 Adam Right. Yeah. All those guys from Alabama drove. You can't understand a word they're saying. It's very thick, his accent. Heard him talk about the sticks.

6:34 All right.

6:34 Adam So we will we will hear something from Queens of the Stone Age real soon. I mean, real soon.

6:41 Queens of the Stone Age Like, literally like now.

6:42 Adam I mean, like now.

6:43 Yeah.

6:44 Adam Yeah. What do you say Anderson? You have something queued up there?

6:47 Queens of the Stone Age You got the baby crying. You got the rock.

6:49 Adam Oh, you haven't? Is it dirty? No, it depends. Is it all right? Okay, you listen to it, Anderson. You check. Are we all right?

6:58 Yeah, they promised me it's clean.

6:59 Adam All right. This is off of the CD-Rated R, by the way. This is called The Art of Keeping a Secret. Yeah, Queens of the Stone Age.

10:48 Queens of the Stone Age Bless those kids.

10:49 Adam I like that sound. It's got a little bit of that, a little bit of that monster rock. And I don't know what that means, a little ghouly rock to it.

10:58 There's something...

11:00 Adam No, it's not, not big, I don't mean monster big, I mean ghouly. I don't know what that is. Yeah, and I don't know what I mean by that. It's just, that's the vibe it gives me.

11:12 Queens of the Stone Age Dark.

11:12 Adam No, but not dark, no.

11:14 Drew Well, it's not gout, Adam, get on with it. You're our mess.

11:17 Queens of the Stone Age Oh, shut up.

11:19 Adam How dare you? You, you who goes in the next room and makes personal phone calls.

11:23 Drew Who's making phone calls? I'm talking to Bruce. Bruce is here.

11:26 Queens of the Stone Age Boys.

11:26 Adam How dare you weave Bruce into this?

11:29 I've had anal sex and I passed out a couple times.

11:31 Adam Your beloved Bruce, that's him now. What is Dr. Bruce doing here? He always makes me nervous.

11:38 Bruce.

11:38 Drew That's why you tax your Bruce. You make him nervous. Got that?

11:41 Adam I walked in, I saw Bruce standing in front of your chair and I was like, oh, Christ, no, no, not tonight. No, no, dear Lord, no.

11:48 Two physicians can sign you into a psych facility.

11:51 Adam Oh, really? I guess they will.

11:52 Drew That's what it is.

11:53 Adam Thank God I could kick both your wimpy asses. Look at Bruce. Look at one big nose and one big ear.

11:59 Drew Two guitars. Two El Cabongs here to bring you in.

12:01 Adam Oh, he did? He brought guitars. Bruce, don't pester the band with your guitar nonsense either.

12:07 Queens of the Stone Age No tech talk.

12:09 Adam Oh, God. You know, it's so funny. Bruce knows more about the guitars than the lead player, lead guitar players of most bands who come in here. So during the commercial, Bruce will lean over and he'll go, how many pickups in that strat? And the guy will look at him and go, I don't know, man. Justin? Yeah. You're 17.

12:32 Adam, you are my idol, Dr. Drew, you are a genius. My question is, when me and my girlfriend have sex, she tends to tighten up and I wanted to know if this is normal.

12:47 Drew It's normal to tighten up, it's not normal to have pain, it's not normal to tighten up so much you can't get in.

12:52 Adam Yeah, or get out, in which case you have to turn the hose on her.

12:57 Drew And take her by the vet afterwards.

12:58 Adam Right, take her by the vet.

12:59 Alright, well she's telling me that like while we're going it's kind of painful so we usually end up stopping.

13:05 Drew Okay, well there's something there, is she tightening up because she's uncomfortable?

13:10 I don't know.

13:11 Drew That's one reason.

13:12 I mean she says she's totally comfortable with it.

13:14 Drew No, but the pain makes her uncomfortable so she gets tense and tightens up. Or there's something called vaginismus which can be a couple of different things. One is actually thought to be a spinal reflex where just the stimulation causes a sudden tightening down and or anxiety.

13:28 Adam It's like those seeing enemies, right?

13:30 Drew Right, that's right.

13:30 Adam Put your finger in it.

13:31 Drew It closes up on you.

13:32 Queens of the Stone Age Yeah, I have that as well.

13:34 Adam Yeah, me too. Fellas, you hear that? Snap it right off.

13:39 Drew Or just being nervous can make that tightening up. And or they can be tightening up as a normal part of arousal. Okay.

13:46 Adam All right, but how long into it does she tighten up?

13:49 Well, she kind of starts off pretty tight and then it kind of leases up and then like probably five minutes, ten minutes into it, she kind of tightens up again.

13:58 Adam And is she in pain during this time?

14:01 Well, we usually end up stopping because she is, yeah.

14:04 Adam Yeah. All right.

14:06 Queens of the Stone Age But are you her like first lovers?

14:09 Oh, yeah.

14:09 Drew Here's the deal. Make sure she sees the doctor just gets a pelvic exam to be sure there's not something triggering the pain that's triggering the tightening.

14:16 Adam What if she tightens up and breaks his finger?

14:18 Drew His finger?

14:18 Adam Well, don't they do the pelvic exam to get the finger in there?

14:21 Drew Well, no. With a speculum, she'd snap that right off.

14:24 Adam She would? Yeah. You ever seen, are there any like black belt vaginas that like snap pine speculums?

14:31 Drew I've seen speculums.

14:32 Queens of the Stone Age Highly trained vagina.

14:33 Drew What's the name of the plastic? I've seen them shoot pretty good.

14:36 Adam Really? Vagina? Right in the eye?

14:38 Drew No, the speculum.

14:39 Adam Oh, they shoot the speculum out? You know, I have one of those. Your gynecologist friend gave me one.

14:47 Can I tell you that?

14:48 Drew No, thanks for sharing that.

14:49 Adam Yeah, a date came over and found it underneath the bathroom sink.

14:53 Drew Next to Ron Jeremy's penis?

14:56 Adam No, the maid found Ron Jeremy's penis. And be careful what you have lying around the house, fellas. Ron Jeremy had his penis in the trunk of his car. It's funny.

15:06 Drew In a mold, a latex mold.

15:08 Adam Yeah, porn stars. They're like, you know, I guess guys who sell anolium or something. If you ask them to go out in the van and see what was floating around the trunk, they'd probably float you a few swashes and a couple of samples.

15:18 Queens of the Stone Age Well, I can get it in blue. I can get it in black or purple.

15:22 Adam If you're Ron Jeremy, you have a latex rendition of your penis rolling around the trunk of your car, because that's your line, you know?

15:29 Queens of the Stone Age Nick and I have that as well.

15:31 Adam Yours are runs?

15:33 Queens of the Stone Age Ours.

15:33 Adam Oh, I see, because I got runs.

15:35 Queens of the Stone Age Well, we have a comparative swatch of runs as well.

15:37 Adam Well, runs is big, too. Don't compare it to your own. But anyway, my maid found that.

15:43 I got to hide that.

15:46 Adam Blake.

15:48 Yeah. Hey, what's up?

15:49 Adam Hey, you're 15. What's up?

15:51 Caller Big fan of the show, Adam. I've been dating my girlfriend now for about nine months, and we've been having sex for about four months out of the nine. And so last night she came over and she has a fetish of hers with strap-ons, and so she pulled a strap-on.

16:08 Adam No.

16:08 Caller Yeah, seriously.

16:09 Adam How old is she?

16:10 Caller She's about 18.

16:12 Adam About 18?

16:13 Caller Yeah.

16:14 Drew And you're 15?

16:15 Caller Yeah, she just turned 18.

16:16 Drew When was you hanging out with an 18-year-old?

16:19 Adam Nailed it.

16:20 Caller Smart man.

16:21 Drew You what?

16:21 Caller Just into him.

16:23 Drew Just into 18-year-old?

16:23 Caller No, I met her at a rave.

16:25 Drew Adam was into 18-year-olds when he was 15, too.

16:27 Adam Well, actually, I was in 18, 19, 20, 21, 20, through early 50s. Still didn't mean I got laid. So she's into strap-ons.

16:37 Caller Yeah. And so last night she brought a strap-on. And I never knew this before. And so I thought she was going to have another girl over. I'm like, all right with it. But then she wanted to use it on me. And at first I was like, hell no. But then we started talking and she got me into it. So she used it on me.

16:56 Adam Did you use your strap-on, asshole?

16:59 Queens of the Stone Age Was that like Jedi mind tricks?

17:02 Caller Yeah. And so it got me excited a little. And I was just wondering if that made me gay.

17:08 Drew No.

17:08 Adam Blake, this is a totally bogus question. No 18-year-old chick uses a strap-on on your 15-year-old ass.

17:14 Drew All right. If you're not joking, it's fine. It doesn't mean anything.

17:18 All right.

17:18 Drew It means zero. It could be. It means you're 15. He's like 29.

17:25 Caller You're a bathhouse.

17:26 Queens of the Stone Age This is the life, though. This is today's kids, Drew.

17:30 Drew Yeah. I talk to today's kids all the time. Even this one surprised me.

17:34 Adam No. You know who you talk to? Yesterday's and tomorrow's kids. But you don't talk to today's kids, man.

17:39 Drew Finally. Today I'm talking to today's kids.

17:41 Adam Hey, Blake?

17:42 Caller Yeah.

17:42 Adam Did she really put this thing in you?

17:44 Caller Yeah.

17:45 Adam And was it a novelty-size penis or was it just a beginner strap-on?

17:51 Caller I have no idea.

17:52 Adam I remember.

17:53 Queens of the Stone Age Is there a gauge for beginner size?

17:54 Adam There's one called My First Strap-On. It's a little bit... I think Kenner makes it. I'm trying to think who makes this one. Maybe Hasbro. I can't remember. It's a little bit smaller. It's tapered a little bit more.

18:08 Drew Later versions?

18:09 Queens of the Stone Age But it's the writing My First Strap-On that feels so good.

18:12 Adam Yeah. It's the impossible.

18:13 Queens of the Stone Age It's written on the side, you know, for your pleasure.

18:16 Adam That's right. My First Strap-On. That's right. Let's see if we can get it to the end this time.

18:23 Queens of the Stone Age It's like a Shrinky Dink one, except better.

18:27 Adam Yeah. It's kind of a beginner's... They have training bras. Why not train your asshole while we're at it? But seriously, my invention of the Strap-On asshole, I think, would go over big for a lot of these ladies who are into this. And that would be my deal. Hey, you strap that on, I'll strap this on, we'll be fine. As a matter of fact, I would just say to him some time ago, listen, you put the Strap-On dildo on, I will strap on the asshole to the side of the sofa and I will watch TV while you bang the arm of the sofa. And possibly masturbate while I watch you.

19:03 Queens of the Stone Age Men are so predictable.

19:06 Drew Night Show is taking a distinct dark turn.

19:09 Queens of the Stone Age Well we're here, Drew. That's why we're here.

19:12 Caller That's why we're here.

19:13 Queens of the Stone Age Welcome to Corruption, Queens of the Stone Age.

19:16 Drew That's why we're here.

19:17 Caller Right?

19:18 Adam Yeah, you're 16? What's up?

19:20 Caller I just want to say what's up to Queens of the Stone Age.

19:22 Caller I saw you guys yesterday at Osfest in Phoenix.

19:23 Caller Did you guys rock?

19:25 Queens of the Stone Age We didn't play in Phoenix yesterday. But thank you anyway.

19:32 Adam Who did you see at the OzFest to Rock?

19:35 Caller I don't know.

19:36 Caller I saw everybody.

19:37 Queens of the Stone Age You saw the strap-ons?

19:39 Caller I was there from like 11 till midnight, so...

19:42 Queens of the Stone Age Well, I hear they have cardboard cutouts of us because they miss us and so maybe saw those.

19:48 Adam How was Oz?

19:51 Caller He was pretty crazy, man.

19:52 Caller He had this big giant throat and he was spinning around in it. And stuff all over the place.

19:57 Caller It was weird.

19:59 Adam Anyway...

19:59 Okay, so anyway...

20:01 Caller Don't listen to you guys forever.

20:02 Caller Love you.

20:03 Adam Thanks.

20:04 Caller I just want to say what's up with the engineer Anderson, too, because he's awesome.

20:06 Adam Yeah, he is good.

20:08 Caller Okay, my girlfriend, she's 15. We've been going out for about a year now. We've been having sex for about six months. And recently she's asked me to have anal with her. And I was just wondering about... You know, is that really weird?

20:22 Drew How old is she?

20:22 Caller She's 15.

20:24 Drew Is she there?

20:25 Yeah.

20:27 Adam Hey, Drew. Yeah. Can we talk to her?

20:29 Queens of the Stone Age Bless the children.

20:31 Adam Where are we going, by the way?

20:32 Drew Tonight?

20:33 Adam No, I just mean this...

20:34 Drew In the society?

20:35 Adam Yeah. I mean, I was thinking to myself, you know, ten years from now, fifteen years from now, it's going to be like... I mean, you'll still be doing this show. All of you have moved on to ruling the free world, but you'll still be here doing this show.

20:49 Drew It's going to be Fred McMurray and Jimmy Stewart.

20:52 Adam Doing this show?

20:53 Drew No, that's the way their behaviors will go, all the way back to the other way.

20:55 Adam No, no, I think it's going to be like, my girlfriend asked me to rape her nostril. We're in the nostril love, or something, I mean...

21:02 Drew They're going to throw sushi in and then...

21:04 Adam We've got to like, up the ante must be up. Ryan?

21:07 Caller Yeah?

21:08 Adam Is she there? Can we talk to her?

21:10 Caller No, she's at home right now.

21:11 Drew Oh, she is there. I heard her.

21:13 Caller No, she's not here.

21:15 Queens of the Stone Age But you said she was there.

21:17 Caller No, she's not here.

21:18 Adam She's not?

21:19 Caller No, she's at home.

21:20 Adam All right, well I believe she's...

21:22 Queens of the Stone Age You got two lines?

21:23 Caller Put her ass on the phone.

21:24 Adam Yeah, how about we do a little conference call?

21:26 Caller No, you can't call her. Her parents will get so pissed off.

21:29 Adam Yeah, but she's just talking about anal sex.

21:32 Queens of the Stone Age What's the problem? What?

21:34 Adam All right, so you don't want to do this?

21:37 Caller Well, I was just wondering.

21:38 Caller That's really, really weird.

21:39 Drew This is a bogus call, basically.

21:40 Adam Yeah. Why? Is it creeping you out, right?

21:44 Yeah, a little bit, man.

21:46 Adam Yeah. I mean, you know, I know what the guy's saying. I believe it.

21:51 Drew For God sakes.

21:52 Adam She's 15. She wants anal sex. He's creeped out by it because he thinks he's going to show up with her.

21:58 Queens of the Stone Age But see, I think this is a cry for help. I'm not sure that this is actually a reality.

22:05 Adam You think she doesn't actually want the anal sex?

22:08 Queens of the Stone Age No, I think she doesn't exist, and this is a cry for help in general.

22:13 Adam I see. Oh, by Ryan. You think when he says his girlfriend, he could be referring to his ass?

22:20 Queens of the Stone Age I mean, he saw us in Phoenix yesterday, and we weren't there. What else has he said?

22:23 Drew Then we heard a girl in the background. A girl in the background. He says you can talk to her and then, oh, she's not here anymore.

22:27 Queens of the Stone Age Let's see, I think there could be whole things that Ron is leaving out of the picture.

22:32 Adam I will go along with the committee on this one. Queens of the Stone Age are our guests tonight. We will hear some more stuff from them in the 11 o'clock hour, and we'll take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to who, Drew?

22:44 Drew Austin.

22:44 Adam Austin is 14, can't fall asleep unless he drinks gin. Wants to know if there's a problem with that. We'll find out after this. My radio show, or at least go get it, or bring it myself. And you're horrible, you're like a dog that's been beaten, beaten mercilessly, yeah, your entire life. You have nothing. So between the two of us. So picture this, so two nights ago, Drew and I don't know where to keep the water here, but we always want a water.

23:28 Drew We never find one.

23:29 Adam They always give the guests the water, and sometimes we get water, but sometimes we don't. And there's this little mini fridge that's in someone's office that we're not supposed to be in there. And when we look in there and there's no water, then we just get discouraged and come back.

23:41 Drew We don't really see anything.

23:42 Adam But a couple of nights ago, somebody opened the door and we saw where they keep the water. And me and Drew were really excited. Like, oh my God, we stumbled onto the water room. This is the room where they keep the water.

23:53 Drew My mother-in-law.

23:54 Adam Yeah. And Drew was like, don't go in there. That's where they keep the water. And I thought to myself, wow, we host the show. We could probably get some water. It wouldn't be that big a deal. Is it okay? We could say like, hey, every single night, we want to water on the...

24:07 Drew No, we couldn't.

24:07 Adam We couldn't?

24:08 Drew No. Think about it.

24:09 Adam What's wrong with us that we don't think that way? And like I said, people look at me, I mean, Ann and Anderson and Danielle, you look at me as kind of like an a-hole prima donna, right? Yeah.

24:21 Drew Oh, yeah. Right? Oh, they're all enthusiastic. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

24:24 Adam Never seen them.

24:25 Drew He is a world-class dick.

24:27 Adam Hey, Ann just threw her back out nodding. Oh, wow. She banged her chin on her sternum so hard on the way down, she's injured herself.

24:34 Drew I thought you get the usual blank stare that you get when you're looking at that room.

24:37 Adam No, no. I get a very vigorous nod. But it is... And I know you guys think that, and it's true. You should think that, but I'm still kind of weird about like the waters and stuff, and I know Drew is just weird all the way around. Is it really hot in here now? Is that what's going on?

24:53 Queens of the Stone Age You're turning up the heat.

24:55 Adam All right. We'll hop back on the phones. Austin?

24:58 Caller Yeah.

24:59 Adam You're 14?

25:00 Caller Yeah.

25:01 Adam What's up?

25:02 Caller Yeah, I can't get to sleep without drinking gin or rum or something.

25:04 Drew Not a good thing, Austin, right?

25:06 Caller Right.

25:06 Drew Who in your family is an alcoholic?

25:08 Caller Nobody.

25:09 Drew Come on. Nobody's an alcoholic.

25:11 Caller My dad has one or two every night.

25:13 Drew All right. Does he get a little irritable when he drinks? Get a little bit aggressive sometimes?

25:18 Caller He gets calmer.

25:19 Drew He gets calmer?

25:21 Caller Yeah.

25:21 Drew Okay.

25:22 Caller Yeah.

25:22 Adam It helps him sleep.

25:23 Drew Yeah. Do you drink other times during the week?

25:28 Adam No.

25:28 Caller Just when I can get to sleep.

25:30 Drew Just when you drink. And why can't you sleep?

25:32 Caller I don't know. I just never fall asleep.

25:35 Adam How many nights a week is this?

25:37 Caller During the week.

25:38 Drew Many alcoholics start their relationship with alcohol to try to sleep, Adam.

25:42 Adam Oh, yeah.

25:43 Drew Yeah.

25:43 Queens of the Stone Age Nick.

25:44 Adam Listen, I'm not just having a relationship with alcohol. I'm having a full-blown love affair.

25:48 Drew I know.

25:49 Adam So that's it's a...

25:50 Drew Red wine. Red wine.

25:51 Adam We'll show all of you one day.

25:53 Queens of the Stone Age It's an awesome together.

25:54 Adam Yeah, they said we couldn't make it, babe. That's what I say to the bottle every night.

25:59 Drew And also the 14th, it can be here for a while.

26:00 Queens of the Stone Age We would have thought we made it this long.

26:01 Adam Yeah. They said we wouldn't last.

26:03 Caller Wake up, I want to go to sleep.

26:04 Drew It can be extremely destructive to your growth and development. Now, I don't know...

26:07 Adam Well...

26:08 Queens of the Stone Age Are you a big fan of Elvis Presley?

26:10 Caller No.

26:11 Drew Okay. I don't know if you're really... This is the beginning of an alcoholic process or you just have awful judgment and you have other problems.

26:17 Adam If you're drinking gin... Listen, at 14, gin is not supposed to taste good. You're not supposed to be able to stomach gin. You know what I mean? If you called in and said wine coolers or Mickey's Big Mouth or something, I could go along with that. But if you're talking about gin... Right. Wild strawberries. That I could see. But gin at 14, what do you mix it with?

26:38 Caller Nothing.

26:40 Adam Just...

26:41 Caller My dad has a bar. He keeps a little bit of liquor in it and he's collected over the years.

26:45 Drew And he thinks it's okay if you drink?

26:47 Adam And by the way, that's what makes a bar a bar, but Austin, you keep liquor there? You know what I'm saying?

26:53 Caller Yeah.

26:53 Adam Otherwise, it's just a closet.

26:55 Queens of the Stone Age He's 14, though.

26:57 Adam So you just take shots of gin?

26:59 Caller Yeah.

27:00 Caller Just right off the bottom.

27:01 Adam You just take a swig? Yeah. Hey, you know what you need to do?

27:06 Queens of the Stone Age Mix it with something at the very least.

27:07 Adam That's what I was going to say, like some Nestle Squig.

27:09 Caller Where you fill up the bottles with water so your dad doesn't know until he drinks something.

27:13 Drew Do your parents think it's okay that you drink like that?

27:15 Caller They don't know.

27:17 Adam Yeah, you may be in trouble there, Austin. Here's what you need to do. Have you found Jesus Christ? No. He's in prison.

27:26 Drew You need to talk to your doctor about this.

27:28 Adam Oh, he doesn't have a doctor.

27:30 Queens of the Stone Age Austin, what you need to do is realize that stuff like alcohol is meant... You're supposed to have a sweet relationship with it. You're supposed to use it and not abuse it because then you have to give it up and everyone hates a quitter.

27:44 Drew Yeah, and Austin, there may be something more substantial going on here causing your sleep disturbance and that needs to be evaluated.

27:50 Caller Okay. All right.

27:51 Adam Thanks. Hey, Austin.

27:53 Caller Yeah.

27:53 Adam Listen, you know what you need to do as a kid and here's what all kids... Because you're a 14-year-old kid, you need to do this. You need to run yourself around and burn yourself out so you can sleep. Like when you take a dog to the park. You know what I mean? Like 14-year-old kids should be playing Smear the Queer and Ditch all day, every day, so when they get home, or like me, on the golf course getting drunk, so that when they get home at night, they just pass out. That's what you do when you're a kid. And you sit around and play Nintendo all day, of course you're not going to be able to fall asleep. Drew, what do you think of that theory?

28:28 Drew We apply that theory on a daily basis.

28:30 Adam With your kids?

28:31 Queens of the Stone Age Nintendo builds anger.

28:33 Caller You're going to need Jim to fall asleep with Nintendo.

28:35 Drew Yeah, but PlayStation, a whole different story.

28:38 Adam Yeah, that's a whole different animal.

28:41 Queens of the Stone Age Yeah, that's vodka. Actually, PlayStation is a vodka thing.

28:44 Adam Holly, you're 24?

28:45 Caller Yes.

28:46 Adam What's up? Get her.

28:47 Caller Get her, you baby. I love you.

28:49 Caller I was just wondering what the potential dangers are of egg donation.

28:53 Drew Have you looked into this yet?

28:55 Caller I've seen ads in the paper and they're offering a lot of money.

28:58 Drew Well, there's...

28:59 Adam How much?

29:01 Caller $6,000.

29:03 Drew The danger to you is the way they get the eggs is by hyper stimulating the ovaries to produce lots of follicles. Then they go in and harvest the eggs. There's basically two ways they do that. They either stick a giant needle through the wall of your vagina and suck the eggs into a little trap.

29:19 Queens of the Stone Age Sexy.

29:20 Drew Or they do it through a laparoscope. It's a pretty serious procedure. Also, we don't know the long-term consequences of that kind of stimulation of the ovary, potentially ovarian cancer, maybe even uterine cancer.

29:31 Caller I want to have children some day.

29:33 Drew Well, it shouldn't affect fertility, although sometimes the ovaries can be so over-stimulated that they grow to the point that they outstrip their blood supply and they can die. There's a lot of things that can happen. Plus, there's all sorts of ethical concerns about what it means to create a market in the human eggs.

29:47 Queens of the Stone Age Yeah, do you want to have your eggs open to the public?

29:52 Caller Well, I would talk to the people before I actually sold my eggs to them.

29:57 Adam The people that were going to buy them, make sure they had money.

29:59 Drew Do you have that option?

30:00 Queens of the Stone Age Is talking to them enough to, you know...

30:02 Caller Well, I think you can kind of gauge someone by...

30:05 Drew Wait a minute.

30:05 Queens of the Stone Age By a quick conversation?

30:06 Drew Don't you basically give it to a sort of a bank?

30:09 Caller Well, no, actually the ads are by private people through their lawyers.

30:14 Drew Oh, really? Interesting.

30:15 Adam Really?

30:16 Drew Wow.

30:16 Adam Really? They couldn't just, I mean, I could probably just hit my sister up or something for some eggs. I mean, couldn't they have friends or family members that could get some eggs for her?

30:26 Drew Consider the... Here's the situation. You have a fertility problem. Right. Now, you have an opportunity to break out of the corolla gene pool or are you going to go back in and fish?

30:36 Adam Wait a minute.

30:37 Queens of the Stone Age You mean, I could be king, though.

30:39 Adam If I could get some of my sister's eggs, I could like have a... You've got to think about that one.

30:48 Queens of the Stone Age They tend to be scrambled if you were messing with your sister's eggs.

30:51 Drew I'd still be using your sperm, I suppose.

30:53 Adam I think I still have some of hers from high school lying around somewhere, shoe box or something. But when she moved out, I swear to God she's got some of those like a Hello Kitty notepad or something. I know she's got one lying around. I think I may sell it.

31:09 Queens of the Stone Age Well for six grand, why wouldn't you?

31:11 Adam Yeah, you know, a popular talk show host's sister's egg.

31:16 Drew So Holly, there are concerns, but these are personal choices.

31:19 Adam Well, are you good egg donor material?

31:24 Caller I think I am. I'm in good shape and I'm attractive and intelligent. So I think someone would want to have my baby.

31:30 Adam Right. But what about this sort of Catch-22? You are getting the eggs of someone who thinks it's a good idea to sell their eggs. I mean, aren't you having, aren't you sort of morally just a little bit flawed?

31:45 Drew There's sort of a threshold issue there.

31:46 Queens of the Stone Age Is that true intelligence?

31:48 Adam Well, yeah, it's kind of interesting in that, yeah, the person is beautiful, they're dynamic, they're intelligent, and they're ethical, but they're selling their eggs to make a buck. It's almost, it's a little Catch-22 there, isn't it?

32:02 Queens of the Stone Age I was asked that same question at the sperm bank. But I was like, hey, look, I'm good looking, I'm intelligent, and I'm full of sperm. Let's get it on.

32:10 Adam It's different for guys. I think that's natural. I just want to find out where she finds these advertisements. Hey, Holly?

32:17 Caller Yeah?

32:18 Adam Where do they advertise for these things? Penny Saver?

32:21 Caller No, San Francisco newspapers.

32:23 Adam Oh, perfect.

32:24 Caller Typical.

32:25 Adam And is six grand sort of the going rate?

32:29 Caller I think it depends. If they're looking for a specific type, then it's six grand. If they're looking just in general for eggs, it's like a zygote trader, more like four thousand.

32:37 Adam A zygote trader. All right. And yeah, look into it. And what about the moral part or the ethical part? I mean, what about having a PCU running around?

32:50 Caller I don't know. To me, it's similar to adoption. If I had a baby at 16 and I gave it up for adoption, it would be kind of the same idea.

32:57 Drew That's right. But I think the bigger issue here is what is the implication of creating a market in human egg? The implication.

33:03 Queens of the Stone Age But don't you think that adoption is more like trying to find a good home for something that's more of a mistake? This seems a little more deliberate than, oops, I had a baby.

33:15 Adam Well, yeah, what this is, this is adoption except you got pregnant on purpose and you're selling your baby.

33:20 Queens of the Stone Age Pre-planned adoption.

33:21 Drew But it's a way of...

33:23 Queens of the Stone Age It's the way of the future.

33:24 Drew But you're also trying to create an opportunity to keep some element of your gene pool in that child.

33:31 Adam I don't know what you mean. What do you mean?

33:32 Drew You're going to use the husband's sperm, presumably.

33:33 Adam Right. Okay. And what about this, Drew? What about these loving couples who can't have a child?

33:39 Drew Yeah, to me, it has... It's a dilemma, I think.

33:42 Adam Yeah.

33:43 Drew I don't see it clearly as going one way or the other.

33:45 Adam Well, as an atheist who is not an agnostic and believes...

33:50 Queens of the Stone Age Agnostic?...

33:50 Adam an agnostic who believes we're going nowhere after we die, I say it's a free-for-all. I really do. Sell the sperm, sell the egg, whatever you can. Have kids, sell them.

34:00 Queens of the Stone Age Get it now.

34:00 Adam Drew, really? You have triplets? I would have sold one of them by now. One. You got two.

34:05 Queens of the Stone Age You have triplets? What have you been drinking, man?

34:09 Adam Alyssa?

34:10 Caller Yeah.

34:11 Adam You're 16?

34:12 Drew Xanax.

34:14 Adam We're this close to gambling on you based on your first two size.

34:19 Drew Go ahead.

34:20 Caller Okay.

34:21 Caller My boyfriend, he gets wet before we have sex.

34:25 Drew He gets what?

34:26 Caller Wet.

34:27 Caller Like really wet.

34:28 Drew Where?

34:29 Caller His penis.

34:31 Caller Wait, wait, wait.

34:31 Drew You mean the skin?

34:33 Caller No. It just, it sheets out.

34:35 Drew It leaks.

34:35 Caller Yeah.

34:36 Caller And it smells really bad.

34:39 Drew The leakage smells.

34:40 Caller Yeah.

34:40 Drew Did you tell him about it?

34:41 Adam That's the penis' natural defense system. Mine has that too.

34:47 Caller Does it burn when he pees?

34:49 Drew Does it smell like urine?

34:52 Caller No.

34:52 Drew What does it smell like?

34:53 Caller I don't know. It just, it's hard to explain. It's really bad.

34:56 Drew You sure it's that emission that's smelling?

34:59 Caller The what?

34:59 Drew Could it just be his sort of funk down there? You know what I mean? Is it only when there's an emission like that?

35:04 Caller No, yeah. Only when he does that.

35:06 Adam So, I mean, when his penis is dry, there's no smell?

35:10 Caller Well, I mean, yeah.

35:11 Caller I mean, after that. But before, um.

35:14 Drew Wait a minute. Do a recreation?

35:16 Adam Yeah. Hey.

35:17 Drew Well, yeah. I mean, after that, but before, but then.

35:20 Adam Alyssa, you're good looking, right?

35:22 Caller Yeah.

35:22 Adam Good. Good, baby.

35:25 Caller He's wet before, but dry after.

35:28 Adam Before his penis starts dripping, there's no smell to it.

35:34 Caller Exactly.

35:35 Adam So, it's, whatever comes out of his penis is what the smell is, right?

35:38 Caller Yeah.

35:39 Adam Okay.

35:40 Queens of the Stone Age Are you touching yourself right now?

35:41 Caller No.

35:42 Queens of the Stone Age Okay.

35:42 Drew I'm sorry. Well.

35:44 Queens of the Stone Age Because I am.

35:45 Drew How old is he?

35:46 Caller He's 20.

35:48 Drew 20. You're 16. What's that all about?

35:49 Adam Hold on a second. I'm ready to start gambling.

35:51 Drew You want to?

35:52 Adam I got the gambling vibe.

35:54 Drew She got something going on. That's for sure.

35:56 Adam For those of you who aren't familiar with the show, we like to gamble on the caller's past misfortune. And Drew says to illustrate a point to me, it's just to have a good time at the expense of a teenager. But when we hear that real breathy voice coming from a woman, it often means that something was up. And what we gamble on is the past, not the present. What kind of environment did they grow up in? And maybe it was nothing. And sometimes a good bet is loving mother and father, perfect family. Drew's got a buck out. We're going to take a break. I'm going to go out in the hole and ring out my underpants because I've sweated right through them. And when we come back, who are we gambling on? Is that... Alyssa. Oh, Alyssa, that's right. We will gamble on Alyssa with the Queens of the Stone Age after this.

36:48 1-800-LOVE-191.

36:57 Drew Hey, this is Dr. Drew.

36:58 Adam And I'm Adam Corolla, and you're listening to Loveline on Lansing's 92.1, The Edge. Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. I'm feeling around for my wallet right now. Nick and Josh are here from Queens of the Stone Age. Oh, jeez, I just got like a gas pain or something. Oh my God. That's weird.

37:28 Drew You're blowing an aneurysm right here, Brian?

37:30 Queens of the Stone Age Reveal it all. So, it's weird.

37:32 Adam No, it wasn't one of those, I got a fart gas pain.

37:35 Drew Now, Pops, this is if you dive into the lives, I'm sure.

37:37 Adam Yeah, what is that?

37:39 Drew Little pockets out of the wall of your hole and they get debris caught in them and get inflamed. Very lovely thing.

37:45 Queens of the Stone Age Alright, well, less than visual.

37:47 Adam Maybe one will pop out.

37:48 Drew You got to give me the diary.

37:49 Adam I can inflame it for you. No, no, I don't need to know.

37:52 Queens of the Stone Age Put the chalkboard away.

37:53 Adam I like to think I'm filled with nougat. Alright, I'm putting my buck out there. Nick, Josh, you guys, you sporting a buck? You got any money on you?

38:04 Queens of the Stone Age What do we bet on though? I got to know.

38:05 Adam Well, here's what we're doing. Alyssa, who just called in about her boyfriend's penis that smells, he's 20 years old. 16 and 20, not too bad, but I got a real breathy sort of abuse voice out of her.

38:20 Queens of the Stone Age But you guys got the edge here. I don't know if I want to lose this dollar.

38:24 Drew This is not coming easy.

38:25 Adam It's not a science.

38:28 Drew It's a science when it's obvious, obvious, but this one is not a slam dunk.

38:31 Adam Right.

38:31 Drew Anyone can get this one.

38:32 Adam Right. That's Alyssa.

38:34 Queens of the Stone Age That's what they all say.

38:35 Adam We're going to do a little gambling on you, all right? You know how that goes?

38:38 Caller No.

38:39 Adam You listen to the show?

38:40 Caller Yeah.

38:42 Adam You never heard her gamble on anybody? Okay. Thank you. All right.

38:48 Caller So, very enthusiastic.

38:52 Adam She's zesty. All right. So, here's how the gambling goes. We gamble on Alyssa's past. What kind of place, what kind of environment, what was her situation growing up that brought her to where she is today with the 20-year-old boyfriend and the smelly penis and the breathy Marilyn Monroe type voice? Now, it could be alcoholic dad. You could go with physical abuse. You can go with sexual abuse. Always a big money maker here on Loveline. Or, and sometimes the smart money is on nothing. Everything's fine. No big problems. Because sometimes that's the situation. And other times, they'll deny everything. And you win by default. See what I'm saying? All right, so, Drew, you want to go first or last?

39:36 Drew I'll go first. I'm going to go with sort of, let me try to fill this out, real passive mom, very sort of aggressive, bombastic dad, probably alcoholic, with some exposure to weird sexual behavior. Like either found his porn or he exposed himself and came out of her ways, or inappropriately sexual, but not overt sexual abuse, or a friend at a party that too many socializing inappropriately.

39:59 Adam Interesting, interesting, bombastic dad, aggressive dad that exposed her to pornography.

40:07 Drew Exposed her to some inappropriate sexual material and touching or something that got her going.

40:12 Adam All right, Nick, you want to give it a try?

40:14 Caller I'm going to have to go with alcoholic dad, the tabs that will last every now and again.

40:20 Adam I'm going to have to go with inappropriate alcoholic dad.

40:22 Drew Yes, that's kind of what I did though. I said alcoholic dad.

40:30 Queens of the Stone Age I'm going to have to go with, you know, seeing dad be kind of very forward with all sorts of ladies and and her believing that that that's how you get a good man is by being very overtly sexual and like hi.

40:46 Adam That was dancing dad or mom be that way.

40:48 Queens of the Stone Age See dad be that way that that girls get attention by by being very overtly sexually.

40:54 Drew He left mom to go after girls like that.

40:56 Queens of the Stone Age Okay, I'll take that. We can put that there too. You know, like he she's got to be sexy to get the right attention to control that. So it's got to be. Exactly.

41:06 Adam I'll go with dad out of the picture early, not completely, some contact, but not too interested. Stepdad who came in, not a great guy. No overt abuse. Dad's around, not too far away, but doesn't seem to take any interest in the line.

41:25 Drew These are all good bets, we're all wrong.

41:26 Adam Okay. You ready?

41:27 Drew Yeah.

41:28 Adam Alyssa?

41:29 Caller Yeah.

41:29 Adam What do we got?

41:31 Caller You guys are all wrong.

41:32 Drew See? I told you.

41:32 Adam All right. Drew wins 50 cents for the all wrong. That's the insurance when the dealer shows an ace.

41:40 Queens of the Stone Age Do I get my crumpled dollar back?

41:43 Adam What is your situation growing up?

41:47 Caller It's normal. I have both my mom and my dad here.

41:50 Adam They're both together, still together.

41:52 Caller Yeah.

41:53 Adam What's your dad do for a living? Attorney?

41:55 Caller No, he works for Caltrans.

41:57 Adam Same thing.

41:58 Queens of the Stone Age So he's a male stripper then.

41:59 Adam And what's he do? What's he do?

42:03 Caller What's he do?

42:04 Adam For Caltrans?

42:06 Just, they do everything.

42:10 Caller I don't know that much about it.

42:11 Adam I mean, does he wear an orange vest?

42:14 Drew Hold a sign.

42:14 Adam Oh, it stands by the side of the road?

42:17 Caller Oh, yeah.

42:19 Drew Excuse me.

42:19 Adam You ever pass him on the way to places?

42:21 Caller Yeah, I have, before.

42:23 Adam That's nice.

42:24 Drew And is it, he wasn't, didn't drink at all?

42:27 Caller No.

42:29 Adam And a good guy?

42:31 Um, well, I really don't like him that much.

42:34 Drew Okay, how come?

42:35 Queens of the Stone Age Now we're going to show him something.

42:37 Drew How come? What happened?

42:38 What?

42:39 Drew Why? Why don't you like him?

42:40 Caller Well, I don't know. He's just never been a really good father.

42:45 Drew Like, what did he do?

42:48 Caller Um, well, when I was little, he used to hit me a lot.

42:51 Caller Oh, there we go.

42:52 Drew Was he drinking when he hit?

42:54 Caller No. He used to always smoke weed. I guess he stopped now, though.

42:58 Queens of the Stone Age Smoking weed and violence?

43:00 Caller Huh?

43:01 Drew Yeah, it's an unusual combo. I agree with you. But he was an addict.

43:04 Caller He was an addict, so...

43:05 Adam He smoked well. He smoked weed, and how often did he hit you?

43:10 Caller Well, it's not when he smoked it.

43:11 Caller It was when he didn't have any to smoke.

43:15 Adam Right. All right. And so he was violent with you?

43:18 Caller Yeah.

43:19 Adam And he stopped doing that now?

43:21 Caller Yeah, he has.

43:23 Drew And where was your mom? Why didn't she intervene with this?

43:25 Caller Um, well, she always knew about it, but she never really did mind.

43:29 Drew Why didn't she speak up? Would he beat her too?

43:33 Caller No, mm-mm.

43:34 Drew Why didn't she speak up?

43:36 Caller Why didn't she?

43:37 Drew Why didn't she?

43:39 Caller I have no idea.

43:40 Adam All right. So we have some physical abuse from a biological dad.

43:44 Drew Aggressive dad.

43:45 Caller All right.

43:46 Adam Drew stayed with the... Okay, here's the thing. I'll give Drew a few points for this. A, he stayed with a biological dad, which is a rarity on this show, although the guys did as well. And he had an aggressive dad who has a substance problem. Does he still have a substance problem?

44:04 Caller Um, no.

44:05 Adam What happened?

44:06 Caller Um, he stopped, I guess.

44:10 Caller I mean, I'm not completely sure that he has.

44:12 Drew All right. I promise you he hasn't. What else has he done that made him not like you?

44:17 Adam Are you not like him?

44:18 Drew I'm sorry. You're not like him?

44:19 Caller I don't know. He's just... I don't know.

44:23 Caller I just don't really like him.

44:25 Drew Any inappropriate sexual stuff you're exposed to?

44:28 Caller Never.

44:28 Drew Not by him or his friends or something you came upon in the house.

44:31 Adam When did you lose your virginity?

44:33 Caller When I was 12.

44:34 Caller Okay.

44:35 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

44:36 Drew How old was that girl?

44:38 Caller I think I was 17.

44:40 Drew Yeah. Again, if she had said that, that's the typical scenario of physical abuse, lose their virginity at 12 to 19.

44:47 Adam Yeah.

44:47 Drew It doesn't necessarily mean there's sexual abuse, even though that's a form of abuse right there.

44:51 Queens of the Stone Age Are you attributing that to girls, though, or boys and girls?

44:54 Drew No. It's just the women's story. That's their story.

44:56 Adam Boys beat on other boys.

44:58 Drew Yeah.

44:58 Adam Women have sex with guys.

45:00 Drew Older guys.

45:01 Adam That's a better way to go, really.

45:02 Drew How about your mom? She sounds pretty passive and pretty quiet, to not speak up to your dad being such an a-hole.

45:07 Caller Yeah.

45:07 She's a real good mom.

45:10 Drew Wouldn't a good mom speak up and prevent the dad from...

45:12 Caller Well, yeah. I mean...

45:14 Queens of the Stone Age But did you do anything wrong, or are these just random beatings?

45:18 Caller Just for no reason.

45:20 Adam All right. And this happened quite often.

45:23 Caller Yeah. A long time ago.

45:25 Adam Okay. So that kind of shaped her a little bit.

45:28 Drew Well, certainly that would...

45:29 Adam We'll give Drew the money, by the way.

45:30 Drew No, take half.

45:32 Queens of the Stone Age Yeah, you know, in all fairness...

45:34 Drew It certainly gives you a space...

45:36 Queens of the Stone Age You know.

45:37 Drew Yeah.

45:37 Adam There you go.

45:38 Drew It certainly gives you a setup to want to try to capture an older male and sort of control that. And of course, you pick guys that are pretty abusive.

45:45 Adam With smelly penises. And how...

45:47 Drew As far as the smelly penis goes, the thing that concerns me about that is it could be a sign of infection. Probably prostate infection. It's something he does need to have looked into, just to be sure. And you ought to bring it to his attention.

45:56 Adam What's this guy do, this 20-year-old? Metal.

45:59 Caller He's a millwright.

46:01 Drew A what?

46:01 Caller A millwright.

46:03 Drew Millwright?

46:04 Caller Yeah.

46:04 Drew What does that mean?

46:05 Queens of the Stone Age He mills properly?

46:07 Caller No, he works in a mill.

46:08 Drew In what?

46:09 Caller A mill.

46:10 Adam He works in a mill?

46:12 Caller Yeah.

46:13 Adam What are they, a steel mill?

46:16 Caller No.

46:18 Caller He...

46:18 Queens of the Stone Age Panning for gold?

46:19 Adam A windmill?

46:20 Caller No, a lumber mill.

46:22 Adam A lumber mill? I see.

46:25 Queens of the Stone Age So does it... Does it smell like wood, redwood perhaps?

46:29 Caller Not redwood, but wood, yeah.

46:30 Adam Where are you calling from?

46:32 Caller Oregon.

46:33 Caller Quincy.

46:34 Adam Oh, I see.

46:34 Drew Quincy, Massachusetts?

46:36 Caller No, California.

46:37 Queens of the Stone Age Quincy Jones.

46:38 Adam Oh, okay. All right. All right, Alyssa?

46:40 Caller Yeah?

46:40 Adam Your wealth of information. I'm going to thank you for your call tonight.

46:43 Drew Moved right along, too.

46:45 Adam You may be... I don't trust this guy. You're 16. He's 20. Rape.

46:50 Queens of the Stone Age And you lost your virginity to a 17-year-old when you were 12?

46:54 Drew Also rape.

46:55 Adam Yeah.

46:55 Caller He's a real sweet guy, though.

46:57 Drew No.

46:57 Adam Is he? He doesn't get physical? He's not violent?

47:01 Drew Doesn't smoke weed like a dad?

47:02 Caller No.

47:03 Adam All right.

47:04 Queens of the Stone Age He smells like wood.

47:05 Caller But can I ask you another question?

47:07 Adam Real fast.

47:08 Caller Okay. This is for my friend, okay?

47:11 Adam No, no, no.

47:12 Queens of the Stone Age My best friend, Cindy, she steals all my clothes, but I totally hate her. She's not my best friend anymore, but she totally stretches them out. I hate her. We gotta break.

47:20 Adam All right. Let's go. That was not paid dividends of gambling. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back. And don't worry. We'll recover.

47:29 Hello. This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191, I'm Loveline, we'll be right back.

48:03 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Forget about the fax number. Nick and Josh, you're here tonight. Queens of the Stone Age. And oh man, they are coming to a town near you, everybody. I will give you just a couple of dates and places you can find them. There'll be in a few more places than this, except for we're not on in these other places. So why bother giving people a heads up when they can't hear us, Drew? You know what I'm saying? I'm doing the math. OzFest this Saturday, San Bernardino, and then coming up in Tennessee, Memphis, Tennessee, on September 18th, the 20th, they'll be in Atlanta. On the 23rd of September, they'll be in Norfolk, Virginia, Washington DC on the 25th, New York, New York. On the 27th, on the 30th, Syracuse, then Detroit, Columbus, Chicago, and Lawrence. All coming up Kansas, that is all coming up in the next month and a half or so. So look for them coming to a town near you. We'll hear something off the rated R CD in just a second. But first, Angela.

49:15 Hey there.

49:15 Adam Hey, you're 19.

49:16 Caller How's it going?

49:17 Good.

49:17 Adam How are you doing?

49:18 Good.

49:18 Caller I want to say hi to Nick and Josh too. Hi, Angela. How are you doing? Well, what's going on? Let's see. I went in for my first doctor down there appointment. And she was doing a little finger job and checking what's in there. And then all of a sudden they found out I had this piece of skin that's dividing me. So and she figured it out. I had two cervix and two uteruses.

49:51 Drew What can happen?

49:52 Caller Yeah. She said it was kind of not very common with most girls. So the thing is, I wanted to know is that.

50:02 Adam Now, only about 40% to 43% of women have two uteruses, right Drew?

50:08 Caller Yeah, exactly.

50:09 Drew Six is what's really rare.

50:10 Adam Right, right.

50:11 Caller Anyways, I am engaged right now. And we're planning probably in three years to have kids, you know, and I had, you know, the doctor really couldn't tell me much yet until it was time to come. She just said, Oh, you know, just wait until you're pregnant and then come on in and we'll figure something out. So, but she never said if I would be able to get pregnant or not. And I don't know.

50:33 Adam Yeah, sorry. Drew's pager is going on.

50:35 Caller Oh, come on.

50:36 Adam Drew, put that thing on five.

50:37 Drew I thought it was acceptable.

50:40 Adam Go right ahead. Sorry.

50:41 Caller No, it's no problem. So I don't know. I mean, I don't know what to do. I don't know. I just.

50:49 Adam What about it, Drew?

50:51 Drew I don't know for sure whether it affects fertility. I don't think it does much. So I wouldn't be terribly concerned about it.

50:58 Caller Really?

50:58 Adam So what do you?

50:59 Caller Because I mean, because me and my fiance have kind of messed around and kind of explored ourselves with it. And I know it kind of seems like maybe the flap goes kind of diagonal in my cervix maybe. And so it might be cutting off like one part of the, you know, the actual canal to for the. No.

51:18 Drew Well, maybe one part of one of it, but one of them will work fine. Don't worry.

51:22 Queens of the Stone Age Does he have two penises?

51:24 Caller That would be cool.

51:25 Queens of the Stone Age Because then he could work the whole area.

51:29 Drew And still the only one egg gets released. So that egg will end up going to the right place.

51:35 Adam It doesn't affect your sex life, though, right?

51:37 Caller Oh, no. I mean, that's going just great. But.

51:40 Adam Yeah. Give it a few years.

51:42 Drew Thank you. OK. No, I don't think you have anything to worry about. My understanding is it does not significantly affect fertility. Oh, and it's not that that rare a thing. It's unusual, but not terribly rare.

51:52 Adam All right.

51:52 Queens of the Stone Age That makes you special, though, which I like.

51:55 Caller You know, I just figured out I think I'm a mutant or something. I have like two different sized thumbs and everything, too. And I'm just I don't know.

52:02 Caller I'm kind of crazy here.

52:04 Queens of the Stone Age You're a true original, and I think you should be proud of that.

52:06 Adam Yeah. One thumb is a full two centimeters longer than the other. I mean, you could take that on the road.

52:12 Queens of the Stone Age Yeah. You know which one to hitchhike with, right?

52:14 Adam The amazing, amazing thumb girl. I know.

52:16 Caller I'd be like, whoo. No, no, I'm.

52:18 Adam You hold up your right thumb first, and the crowd's like, oh, ho. And then the left.

52:26 Caller Well, you're open for us.

52:27 Adam Bravo. Bravo.

52:28 Queens of the Stone Age Yeah. Can you open up our shows with that double thumb action? That's what I want to know.

52:32 Caller Yeah.

52:33 Adam You could have a guy whose second toe is longer than his big toe, dude, open for you.

52:40 Caller Oh, goodie.

52:41 Adam All right. So you have a thumbs that are bigger, is it?

52:44 Caller Yeah.

52:45 Caller And also that little thingy that hangs down in the bow of your throat, that's split. It's like a little heart.

52:50 Drew Oh, that's interesting. You have got splits everywhere.

52:52 Queens of the Stone Age So you were almost twins then. That's what I'm getting from you.

52:55 Drew She almost split it in two.

52:56 Adam Like a snake.

52:57 Drew I know.

52:57 Caller What's going on, man?

52:58 Drew Isn't that interesting?

52:59 Caller Uh-oh.

53:00 Queens of the Stone Age Do you have like a split personality? Do you just beat ass one day and then you're just like a little lover the next day?

53:06 Drew I don't know.

53:06 Caller I haven't really noticed that myself, but.

53:09 Adam Hey, Angela. Are you a Gemini?

53:12 Caller No, I'm a Virgo.

53:13 Adam I knew it. Oh, I knew it too.

53:15 Queens of the Stone Age I said Virgo.

53:17 Adam No, I said Gemini, but I thought Virgo.

53:19 Caller Why do you say this?

53:21 Adam I can tell. I always can tell a Virgo. Always. I always ask them, are you Gemini? They go, no, Virgo. That's how I know.

53:27 Queens of the Stone Age Because you used to work for Psychic Friends, right?

53:30 Adam That's right. Listen, I'm going to, everyone who's listening to the show right now, I'm going to tell your future. Not your future, but I'm going to read your mind in a sort of psychic way. I'm going to, I'm going to tell you your life. Let's see.

53:44 Drew Something blue around you.

53:45 Adam Let's see. Is there something? Yes. Is there something blue? Something blue around you? Have you ever seen anything that's the color blue? There's a man in your life. He's a man. He's-

53:55 Queens of the Stone Age You're engaged.

53:56 Adam He's taller than you. No, but seriously, here's the thing about you, and this is everyone listening to the show. There's a part of you that the world sees, and then there's another part of you that's very secret, that you don't let other people see, that they don't know about. Am I right?

54:10 Queens of the Stone Age Is that you?

54:12 Adam Also, you're creative. You're very creative. You're super, almost genius creative, but the job you have right now is not fully tapping that creativity. Am I right about that? Is that your life? That's true. It's very true. Who's going to deny that, by the way, when you go, you're a very creative person. Am I right? No. No, I'm a dullard.

54:32 Queens of the Stone Age I can take that one step further. I think when she gets angry, she gets large and green and she rips from her clothing.

54:39 Adam I like the Incredible Hulk, except for the pants stay on magically. Oh, I love that show.

54:44 Queens of the Stone Age That guy, if he got angry, everything went wrong. Can you imagine that life? He can never get mad or just-

54:50 Caller Right...

54:51 Queens of the Stone Age .part.

54:52 Adam David- Oh, Anderson.

54:55 Queens of the Stone Age Get on that, son. Sorry about that, TV land.

54:57 Adam David Banner. Yeah. He was always drifting from job to job, too. You ever watch Incredible Hulk?

55:05 Drew Oh, yeah.

55:05 Queens of the Stone Age The drifter that can't get angry.

55:07 Adam Bill Bixby would just show up at a new town and get himself a job as a short order cook and then some locals would-

55:13 Drew Well, he had to leave because he kept embarrassing himself by breaking into the Hulk and he had to run away and hide.

55:18 Queens of the Stone Age Such an embarrassment.

55:19 Drew Ashamed. Such a treachery. He was a menace to that community. He had to leave.

55:24 Adam Bob?

55:25 Caller Yeah.

55:26 Adam You're 14?

55:27 Caller Yeah.

55:27 Adam What is that?

55:29 Caller I'm having difficulty. I'm masturbating and I want to know how to stop.

55:37 Drew I think your heart has to stop first.

55:39 Queens of the Stone Age Yeah. What's the problem, Bob?

55:42 Adam Why do you want to stop?

55:44 Queens of the Stone Age Are you chafing the skin off yourself?

55:48 Drew How often are you doing this?

55:50 Caller Three or four times a day.

55:52 Drew You want to cut back.

55:53 Caller That's normal. Go ahead and rub one out.

55:55 Adam Yeah.

55:55 Caller You need at least five.

55:57 Adam Yeah. At 14, three or four seems to look like.

55:59 Queens of the Stone Age See, young Nick here, he was like a seven-timer a day. I don't think there's anything to worry about.

56:04 Adam Hey, Bob, you don't sound 14.

56:07 Caller I am 14.

56:08 Adam I see. All right. Three or four times a day?

56:11 Caller Yeah.

56:11 Adam That's fine. You're all right.

56:13 Caller Okay.

56:14 Adam What do you do? What do you use? You got a VCR? You look at a magazine? No. You just use your mind? Yeah.

56:21 Queens of the Stone Age Excellent. That's good for your imagination. You're developing the skills you'll need later to beat off.

56:26 Drew Adam considers that dangerous though.

56:27 Adam No. It was funny. I was trying to think of some of my- hey, seriously for a minute guys, think of some of your earliest masturbatory fantasy scenarios. I had Linda Carter getting it on with Adrienne Barbeau.

56:46 Drew Who's too young to know who you're talking about?

56:48 Queens of the Stone Age No. Were you deflecting anything?

56:51 Adam Wonder Woman getting it on with Maud's daughter.

56:53 Queens of the Stone Age Her?

56:54 Adam Basically was one of my earlier masturbatory fantasies.

56:59 Drew Probably a recurrent one.

57:02 Adam If I got a six pack in me, I think I could summon that one up, this little whacked down memory lane, so to speak.

57:08 Queens of the Stone Age Don't I feel a fool? I just thought of The Hulk continuously.

57:12 Adam Do you-

57:13 Caller It's all magazine for me, man.

57:14 Adam What, Nick, what was your best day in high school? I mean, on a sick day, you know what I mean? Snow day. Well-

57:22 Caller When I didn't go.

57:24 Adam Yeah. Every day he didn't go. All right, every day you didn't go, but I mean, what was your personal masturbatory best, like 24 hour period?

57:36 Caller Dad's videos.

57:36 Drew No, no, how many times?

57:37 Adam How many? I'm looking for a number.

57:38 Queens of the Stone Age He's trying to set a record with you.

57:40 Caller Number, I say nine.

57:42 Adam Nine?

57:43 Caller A good nine. He's a strong nine.

57:45 Queens of the Stone Age He's a young strong back. He'll go nine.

57:47 Caller Get right in there. Not afraid to rub one out.

57:51 Queens of the Stone Age Well, just because he said nine, I'll say nine and a half.

57:55 Adam You're such a competitor.

57:57 Queens of the Stone Age There was this time, after nine, I just won an extra half, and I was like, forget about it. I don't care anymore.

58:04 Adam Drew, what are you up to now?

58:05 Drew His soul started to emerge at nine, scared and went back.

58:09 Adam I think I could go, I think I'm about seven, I think seven, eight on a good day, maybe 15, 16, something like that. Oh, you think. And we're talking military time, 24-hour clock.

58:22 Queens of the Stone Age Yeah, but are you talking dry hand, or are you on the move there? Are you using the substance?

58:27 Drew Whatever it took.

58:28 Adam Whatever it took.

58:29 Queens of the Stone Age Just any old thing.

58:30 Adam Indoor, outdoor, wind-aided, whatever.

58:32 Queens of the Stone Age Maybe your favorite jacket, just whatever.

58:35 Adam Whatever you like. Jennifer?

58:38 Caller Yeah?

58:38 Adam You're 16?

58:39 Caller Yeah.

58:40 Queens of the Stone Age What's up? You baby, I love you.

58:42 Caller I want to know what the long-term effects of ecstasy are. Get her.

58:47 Drew Primarily mood disturbances and panic attacks and anxiety.

58:51 Caller And I also want to have like two other questions.

58:53 Drew Okay. I want to know. Do you know what I mean by mood disturbances? No, not really. Depression. Depression.

59:00 Queens of the Stone Age As you get older, all the fun you had will come back in the negative way, like Superman, Bizarro.

59:06 Drew It damages the parts of the brain that are responsible for mood.

59:09 Adam Well, you know, your brain is like a car. And you can buy a new car and have a new brain and have a good time with it, like never change the oil and just drive it hard, never warm it up, and have a good old time with it, and then have a lot of problems with it later. Or you can sort of like do the boring stuff, change the oil, check the fluid, do all that, rotate stuff, do this and do that. It's not as much fun, except for in the long run, it's in better shape once you get like over 80,000 miles on it. It still, it doesn't smoke as much when you're merging on the freeway.

59:43 Queens of the Stone Age When you're 85 and you're in a wheelchair and they're pushing you around, you'll be happy about it.

59:48 Drew What are the other questions?

59:50 Caller I wanted to know how long it stays in your system.

59:52 Drew About six hours.

59:53 Caller That's it?

59:55 Adam Then it's right on it.

59:56 Queens of the Stone Age And then it's go back to work and take that piss off.

59:59 Adam That's right. And buy some more and put some more in your system.

1:00:02 Drew Yes.

1:00:02 Caller Does it, I also want to know, does it affect like sex or anything?

1:00:07 Adam Yes.

1:00:07 Drew Afterwards or while you're on it?

1:00:09 Caller Afterwards. Well, both actually.

1:00:11 Drew In what way? What did you experience?

1:00:15 Caller No, because my friend wanted to know if it ruined sex.

1:00:19 Drew Most people say it's an enhancing thing, but afterwards it could create a lot of problems later.

1:00:26 Queens of the Stone Age Because the sex will never be that good again by God.

1:00:28 Drew Yeah, when you get to the, those parts of the brain we're talking about, affect arousal, libido, and those sorts of things can be damaged.

1:00:34 Adam All right. This is a perfect time for a smooth segue. We'll hear something from Queens of the Stone Age. This one is called, look at everyone. Is it Drew? He's out of the studio before we even go to song.

1:00:46 Queens of the Stone Age He's afraid of the rock.

1:00:50 Adam Oh. This song is called, The Feel Good Hit of the Summer.

1:00:53 Queens of the Stone Age How are the kids?

1:03:39 Adam And that was the feel-good song of the summer. I should say hit. Queens of the Stone Age. Nick and Josh are both here. Rated R is the name of the CD. Josh has taken a leak. Drew, is that everything okay at the hospital?

1:03:55 Drew It is okay.

1:03:56 Adam All right. Who was that?

1:03:58 Drew I'm not gonna tell you.

1:03:59 Adam It's not your wife, is it?

1:04:00 Drew No, it was a patient.

1:04:01 Adam All right. Don't they know you do a radio show?

1:04:04 Drew This was inappropriate. This was an appropriate call.

1:04:06 Adam It was appropriate.

1:04:07 Drew It was appropriate. Okay.

1:04:08 Adam I don't have to get on the phone with them?

1:04:09 Drew No, you don't have to yell at them.

1:04:12 Adam Once in a while, I grabbed Drew's cell phone and yelled at some of his patients. I know it sounds like I'm kidding, but it has happened. Has it happened, Drew?

1:04:21 Drew It has happened. You grabbed the phone and screamed.

1:04:24 Adam Yes.

1:04:24 Drew Go to the hospital!

1:04:26 Adam We're in the back of a limousine. Drew talking to one of his old Jewish patients. Told them 14 times that they... Mrs. Wittenberg, no, you have to... no, it can't be done at home. You must go to the hospital. Well, because... Well, the equipment... No, you have to go... I was a little strung out, a little tired, back to the airport kind of thing, back of the car, after about the 15th. Mrs. Wittenberg, I'm telling you, I grabbed the phone, listen, you old coos, you go back to god damn hospital, and you do what Drew tells you to do.

1:05:01 Queens of the Stone Age Get under that bridge and steal candy, you troll.

1:05:05 Adam Oh, my God. You know the thing that's funny about Drew? He likes it when I do that. He does. And Drew, you know, I was talking about...

1:05:12 Queens of the Stone Age He gets to live vicariously.

1:05:13 Adam I was talking to some guys in Canada about how your wife has you on a short leash, which isn't really even a leash, it's a piece of dental floss that's about as a... Her leash is as long as like something that...

1:05:26 Drew It's a hair attached to you.

1:05:27 Adam Yeah, like on your sweatshirt, when you get a little fray and you pull on it and a little thing comes out, that's as long as Drew's wife's leash keeps it...

1:05:35 Drew I like staying close to her.

1:05:36 Adam But I get on the horn with her and straighten her out every once in a while and you secretly enjoy that, don't you? You do, don't you?

1:05:42 Caller The old boat anchor.

1:05:43 Drew You guys have a very special relationship too.

1:05:45 Caller Boat anchor.

1:05:46 Adam Stephanie?

1:05:47 Caller Hello?

1:05:48 Adam You're 16?

1:05:49 Caller Yes, I am.

1:05:50 Adam What's up?

1:05:50 Queens of the Stone Age Sweet 16.

1:05:52 Caller Oh, yeah, like two months ago, I was having sex with some guy and in the middle of me having sex with him, I like the condom wasn't filling right. And when we had stopped, we couldn't find it. Well, like that was like two months ago.

1:06:05 Adam And you found it today under the car seat?

1:06:07 Caller No, no, I found it yesterday, actually.

1:06:10 Drew Inside?

1:06:10 Caller Yeah, inside of me. And I was wondering how should I, because we looked for it. I was wondering if I should go like soon. Like I know I have to go to the doctor, but if I should go like right away or two months, it resided in your friend was all, oh, yeah, we found it and threw it away. So I thought it wasn't in me.

1:06:33 Adam And wait a minute, somebody said they found it and threw it.

1:06:37 Caller So another friend of your boyfriend found it.

1:06:39 Caller It wasn't my boyfriend. It was a guy. Yeah, I have a feeling.

1:06:42 Adam Well, wait a minute, wait, I don't get, there's one part I don't get. Who's the part about we found it and we threw it away? Who said that?

1:06:48 Queens of the Stone Age So some guy's friend found it.

1:06:49 Drew Hold on.

1:06:50 Caller We had sex in his room, his friend's room.

1:06:53 Drew Right.

1:06:54 Caller And he told his friend, we can't find the condom. We're all in there looking for it. And then he told me, oh, it's okay, we already found it and threw it away.

1:07:01 Drew So your boyfriend, the boy told you that.

1:07:03 Adam So you didn't know it was in you?

1:07:05 Caller Yeah, I thought they found it and threw it away.

1:07:07 Queens of the Stone Age So they organized a search party and then claimed to find it.

1:07:11 Caller All of our friends and, yeah.

1:07:13 Queens of the Stone Age It's like a group look.

1:07:14 Adam All right, so two months in you, huh?

1:07:17 Caller Yeah, and then I like had started my period and I had the tampon in me and I got drunk and I had sex with the tampon in two and like found that two days after. I didn't have to go to the doctor, I just got that out and I was wondering, is that serious?

1:07:32 Adam That cheek hacked up, that much. Well, you know, pull the string around my mouth, it's like.

1:07:40 Queens of the Stone Age Nick just lost his wallet and I'm wondering if maybe that's in there as well.

1:07:44 Caller Have you found that?

1:07:45 Drew What else have you lost up there?

1:07:46 Adam I got it.

1:07:47 Drew Wait, wait, you lost a lot of things up there?

1:07:48 Caller Yeah, I lose a lot. No, just messing around.

1:07:50 Adam No.

1:07:51 Drew All right, well here's the deal, it's actually, it's amusing but it's not. These things happen commonly, the doctors have to pull stuff out all the time.

1:07:58 Caller Yeah.

1:07:59 Drew The problem here is that it can really put you at risk for toxic shock syndrome.

1:08:03 Caller The condom or?

1:08:04 Drew Both of them, particularly the tampon, but both can put you at risk for it.

1:08:07 Caller If we're having it two, three months in there, I mean-

1:08:10 Drew Even more than 12 hours for the tampon could put you at risk of toxic shock. So look-

1:08:14 Adam Hey, Stephanie, real quick, when your dad says he can't find the remote for the VCR, do you go, hey, hey, hey, hey, not me, not this time, not my coos, no.

1:08:25 Caller Yeah.

1:08:25 Adam Yeah. Hey, baby. So you could be in trouble, but here's the deal, you're 16, let's look at the bigger picture. Let's forget about the Toxic Shock Syndrome for a second.

1:08:35 Drew That when humans left in no other recourse, just eat and have sex.

1:08:39 Adam Yeah, you're getting drunk, you're getting tampons pushed up to you because you're loaded and you forget to pull it out.

1:08:45 Queens of the Stone Age You got your cell phone on vibrate. It's just getting...

1:08:48 Adam You got some, you're having sex with some guy who's not your boyfriend, the condom's flying all over the room.

1:08:53 Caller Well, I have a boyfriend.

1:08:55 Adam Okay, it's not this guy though, right? No, okay, let's reel it in just a couple notches now.

1:09:02 Caller I have another question too, can I ask real quick? Okay, when you do a crank and if you don't sleep for like two or three days, this is what happened to me and I didn't eat for like two days.

1:09:12 Queens of the Stone Age Nick would be a good person to answer this question.

1:09:13 Drew You start hallucinating.

1:09:15 Caller No, I didn't hallucinate. I had got up and started yelling, like I was falling asleep. And I got up real quick and started yelling and then started shaking and I couldn't get up. Like I fell. What's that caused from?

1:09:25 Drew That's a seizure.

1:09:26 Queens of the Stone Age What's the name of your gang called?

1:09:28 Caller I don't have a gang.

1:09:30 Caller Go to bed, darling.

1:09:31 Drew Stimulants and sleep deprivation are both potential causes of seizure.

1:09:35 Caller Is that what a seizure?

1:09:36 Drew Probably.

1:09:37 Adam Hey Stephanie, I'm gonna get back to my theme with the lost tampon, the crank and the condoms and the meaningless sex with strangers. Sixteen, baby. Just saying, slow it down a notch. You have plenty of living to do. Go to bed.

1:09:55 Caller Well, I go to a psychiatrist's.

1:09:57 Adam Okay, good.

1:09:59 Drew Are you bipolar?

1:10:00 Caller Actually, my dad was and my dad died. He killed himself.

1:10:04 Adam Oh boy.

1:10:04 Caller And they say that...

1:10:06 Drew You're bipolar too.

1:10:08 Caller Well, yeah, but he says I'm depressed, but they think I have ADD.

1:10:11 Drew Well, you're bipolar also though. This is all true.

1:10:14 Caller He doesn't say that. He told me at first.

1:10:16 Adam All right. Whatever it is, just stop doing so much with your podcast, all right?

1:10:20 Queens of the Stone Age You should just try to eliminate drama from your life, because I have ACDC, but it won't go away.

1:10:25 Adam Relax. All right, Stephanie?

1:10:27 Caller Okay. Thanks a lot.

1:10:28 Adam All right, baby. I'll tell you. A woman... Here's the deal. When a woman has this kind of energy, the world is her amusement park. It really is. Head out any night.

1:10:38 Queens of the Stone Age Girls are in control, man.

1:10:40 Adam Absolutely.

1:10:40 Queens of the Stone Age They got all the power. They just sort of roam around.

1:10:43 Adam All right, the Queens of the Stone Age are on London time, and they're falling apart over here. But you know what? And you know how rarely I enjoy bands? Yeah. True. I'm always glad when they leave.

1:10:55 Drew Yeah.

1:10:55 Adam I like these guys.

1:10:57 Drew Yeah, but you're a mess tonight.

1:10:58 Adam I know. I'm not in good shape either.

1:10:59 Queens of the Stone Age You're with us.

1:11:00 Adam But I'm cutting it out. Here's what I'm saying to you guys.

1:11:03 Drew These guys did actually remind me a little bit of Verbe Pipe. That's his other favorite band.

1:11:06 Adam Here's the deal.

1:11:07 Drew Just some feeling I get from them.

1:11:08 Adam I have a certain je ne sais quoi about them that I really enjoy. I'm strangely attracted to Nick and Josh. Here's what I say we do.

1:11:18 Drew You're gay.

1:11:19 Queens of the Stone Age It's not strange. It's just an attraction. It's healthy.

1:11:24 Adam Here's what I say we do. I say we take a break now. You guys smoke a little cigarette and we come back for one more break, just like a six-minute break. You guys are out of here.

1:11:33 Queens of the Stone Age Let's do it.

1:11:34 Adam 11.36.

1:11:35 Queens of the Stone Age Let's do it. We love you.

1:11:36 Adam We're out of here in 12 minutes. Let's do it. All right. We'll be back after this. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. It's Dr. Drew Faux, number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Queens of the Stone Age. Here for one more break, Nick and Josh. The CD is rated R, and now I know why I like these guys. We're Kindred Spirits, both construction guys.

1:12:32 Drew That's what it is.

1:12:33 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Real guys.

1:12:35 Queens of the Stone Age The working men.

1:12:37 Adam Yeah. Nick was a roofer.

1:12:39 Queens of the Stone Age Come in.

1:12:40 Adam Yeah. That's a rough gig, roofing. First off, everything's got to get up on the roof, which is including your lazy ass, which is bad enough as it is, and then it's always extra hot up there.

1:12:53 Queens of the Stone Age You got to bring it up there.

1:12:54 Caller Falling off isn't fun.

1:12:55 Adam Oh, it's a mess, and that hot mopping, big kettle of tar burning, you're pumping it up there, and you got a five-gallon bucket with a mop in it, and you're just mopping tar all over the place. And here's the real downside of roofers, or roofing, I should say, is you're working with roofers.

1:13:15 Caller Huh.

1:13:16 Queens of the Stone Age Other roofers.

1:13:17 Adam That's the part they don't tell you about.

1:13:19 Caller I used to couldn't spell roofer, but now I are one.

1:13:22 Adam I mean, those guys. Bunch of toothless guys with the black lung.

1:13:28 Queens of the Stone Age The 50-year-old roofer when you're like, for how long? And they say, you know, 35 years.

1:13:33 Adam Yeah, dropped out at junior high to start roofing. Yeah. The ones that, you know, they have a son and a daughter, but they call them the kid, the kid and the old lady.

1:13:41 Queens of the Stone Age Well, you know, the kid.

1:13:43 Adam Yeah.

1:13:43 Queens of the Stone Age And you see yourself in their eyes for one second and you and you jump off the roof face first.

1:13:48 Adam That's right. Josh. Not this Josh, not our Josh, but caller Josh. You're 19.

1:13:53 Caller How are you guys doing?

1:13:55 Queens of the Stone Age What's up, daddy?

1:13:57 Caller Yeah, excellent. Queens of the Stone Age. You guys, I never even heard you guys, be honest, man.

1:14:04 Adam But.

1:14:05 Caller I didn't, I don't mean to be a dick by saying that.

1:14:07 Adam But after hearing them tonight.

1:14:09 Caller Right now, yeah, I heard you guys tonight. You guys are pretty bad.

1:14:13 Adam That's good though, right?

1:14:14 Caller Thank you. Yeah, in a good way.

1:14:16 Adam Yeah.

1:14:17 Caller You guys rock.

1:14:17 Adam Good.

1:14:18 Queens of the Stone Age Cheers, man.

1:14:19 Adam Where are you calling from?

1:14:20 Caller I'm calling from Modesto.

1:14:22 Adam Hey, you can go see them at the, well, Modesto. Let's see. OK, they're nowhere near you. Forget it. Go ahead, Josh.

1:14:31 Caller All right, man.

1:14:32 Adam Are you stoned yourself?

1:14:35 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:14:35 Caller No comment on that.

1:14:36 Drew Of course he is.

1:14:38 Caller I plead the fifth.

1:14:39 Caller All right.

1:14:39 Adam What's up?

1:14:40 Caller But yeah, what happens to me is it's kind of not a good situation. When my girlfriend gives me head, she sometimes like she'll throw up on me.

1:14:54 Adam Yeah, that's bad.

1:14:56 Queens of the Stone Age That's definitely not good.

1:14:57 Drew A little bit of the beauty of guys, too, isn't it? It's like, oh, OK, keep going.

1:15:02 Caller I can't hold it in or whatever. I mean, maybe I was wondering maybe if you guys knew somehow I could avoid that situation.

1:15:09 Adam Well, Ken, you mean it's when you release into her mouth that caused her to vomit on you?

1:15:17 Caller That's the only thing I can think of.

1:15:18 Drew Well, this is a gag reflex.

1:15:20 Caller Are you pushing on the back of her head?

1:15:22 Caller Yeah.

1:15:23 Caller No, I'm not that bad.

1:15:24 Queens of the Stone Age Does she vomit pre-cum? That's my question.

1:15:28 Caller Maybe.

1:15:31 Adam Are you in amongst the carrots that are on your belly? You know what I'm saying?

1:15:37 Drew Josh's brain is not working right.

1:15:39 Adam Yeah.

1:15:39 Caller No, my brain is very much intact. I'm just tired, man. I work seven o'clock in the morning until nine o'clock at night.

1:15:45 Adam What do you do?

1:15:46 Caller I work two part-time jobs.

1:15:48 Adam Fantastic. You know, it's funny, I've often said this, the people, the more jobs you have, the less money you make. It's a weird equation, but the people call and go, I got four jobs, man, and I go to school full-time. But you don't make any money, do you, with those four jobs?

1:16:05 Caller I make decent money.

1:16:06 Adam But doesn't it make you mad that people have one job, make a lot more?

1:16:09 Caller Hell yeah.

1:16:10 Queens of the Stone Age I'm mad.

1:16:11 Caller I heard that.

1:16:12 Adam All right. This is the way she set up. I don't know if you're going to be able to change this. Yeah, gagging.

1:16:17 Drew It could be just a gag from something passing her teeth, frankly. Some people have very intense gagging.

1:16:23 Adam All right. So I suggest you do it in the shower and do it standing up. How about that?

1:16:29 Queens of the Stone Age Yeah, keep your-

1:16:29 Caller Try standing up and maybe your neck, huh?

1:16:31 Adam Yeah.

1:16:31 Queens of the Stone Age And keep your running shoes on so you can get out of the way.

1:16:34 Adam All right.

1:16:34 Caller I'll do that next time.

1:16:35 Adam You can do what I do. You wear that lobster bib with the bullseye on it. I usually use it for masturbating. On the other side of the bib, like the dartboard games, is that baseball game, that inexplicable baseball game.

1:16:48 Drew No way.

1:16:50 Adam How do you do that? Nobody knows. It's like on the back of every dartboard, there's a baseball diamond that no one's ever played. And it's like, I imagine the guys who manufacture them are like, hold on, hold on, we got to put the baseball game on the back of these. We do, hey, don't ask questions. We put it on, yeah, but it just sits against the wall. No one even knows it. It's gotta be there.

1:17:15 Queens of the Stone Age It's for the wall.

1:17:16 Adam It's for the wall.

1:17:17 Queens of the Stone Age The wall plays that game. Now just put it on there.

1:17:21 Adam All right. Debbie?

1:17:23 Yes?

1:17:23 Adam You're 33?

1:17:24 Queens of the Stone Age I love you, baby.

1:17:25 Adam You've been on hold for 106 minutes.

1:17:28 Yeah.

1:17:29 Caller God bless you.

1:17:30 Adam What's up?

1:17:31 Caller Actually, I was curious about flatulence.

1:17:37 The sound is actually the sound of the gas hitting the air, right?

1:17:41 Adam Hitting the air?

1:17:41 Drew No.

1:17:42 Adam Like a sonic boom?

1:17:44 Queens of the Stone Age I think it's the muscles releasing.

1:17:46 Drew It's the vibration of the tissue.

1:17:49 Adam It's the flap of the ass because we've all been on that date. Now you guys know the date I'm talking about where you're in the chicks' apartment and there's not a lot of room to operate and they have the Masonite holo-core bathroom door which should be a code violation in my book. Those doors should be like steel-clad ancient record with pneumatic closers on them.

1:18:14 Queens of the Stone Age Unless they're running tandem with the fan, the loud fan, and then they become acceptable.

1:18:18 Adam They get the fart fan going and that's all right because you running the faucet is only going to cover so much sound, but seriously, who has not done the intentional cheek spread whilst taking the leak or washing the hands in the bathroom? Where you actually reach down, grab the cheek, open it up, and instead of that whoopee cushion flap sound, you just get that rush of air. Yeah, no different than if you took a whoopee cushion and just sort of held it open and slowly squeezed it.

1:18:50 Queens of the Stone Age Which I've done a number of times with my whoopee cushion.

1:18:54 Adam So, Drew, it is the ass flap, right?

1:18:57 Drew Just think of the whoopee cushion. It's the perfect example of where the noise comes from.

1:19:00 Adam Right.

1:19:00 Drew The flapping tissue.

1:19:02 Adam So, Debbie's been on hold for 107 minutes. Debbie?

1:19:07 Yeah.

1:19:07 Adam So, that's where it comes from. It's not the methane combining with the air causing some sort of chemical reaction.

1:19:15 Queens of the Stone Age Are you really curious about this?

1:19:17 I'm wondering why you never hear your cat or your dog fart.

1:19:19 Caller You just smell it.

1:19:21 Queens of the Stone Age No, I hear my dog fart constantly. It's a source of embarrassment and problems.

1:19:25 Adam Really? No flapping? Well, if you really think about a cat or a dog, they have no ass, just hole. You know what I mean? They have no ass. They're like a hole. There's nothing to flap. Using the same logic, I'm guessing fat guys put out more sound. People with more ass, like black people? No, but they have a more muscular ass. Black folks have a muscular ass which does not flap as much, and they therefore have less sound. You know what I'm saying? When's the last time you heard a black guy really bust loose on a fart? You don't hear it that much is what I'm saying. Because it's a tight buttock.

1:20:06 Queens of the Stone Age So you're saying the more ass, the more power.

1:20:09 Adam The more... The more... The more flap. Here's what it is. Here's what it is. The distance between the end of the asshole and the end of the crack in the beginning of the outside world. You know that span which can go...

1:20:24 Queens of the Stone Age The outside world.

1:20:26 Caller What?

1:20:28 Adam Civilization. I mean, that area could... On some people, it's an inch and a half, and on some folks, it's like, you know, 17 inches or whatever it is. The longer that area... A tunnel. The louder the fart sound, the more flap.

1:20:44 Drew I think it's more the anus itself, the distance from the end of the rectum to the beginning of...

1:20:50 Queens of the Stone Age I don't think you can get technical with this question.

1:20:52 Adam No, you can't. The reason dogs and cats don't make the sounds...

1:20:55 Drew They don't have that space there.

1:20:57 Adam There's nothing to flap. There's no cooley. Just an A hole.

1:21:01 Queens of the Stone Age Well, I know I'm not a caller, but my question is, when the rest of the world and the ass meet, what's that called? Can I get a cell phone?

1:21:11 Adam That is called a harmonic convergence. That's when everything comes...

1:21:15 Caller That's flat all the way down to the ass, and there's just a hole right there.

1:21:19 Drew Come on, get Debbie again. We gotta give her a chance.

1:21:21 Queens of the Stone Age Oh, sorry, Debbie. Sorry about that, Debbie.

1:21:23 Drew Anything else, Debbie?

1:21:24 Queens of the Stone Age We're getting totally sidetracked here.

1:21:26 Oh, that's fine.

1:21:27 Drew Anything else?

1:21:27 Queens of the Stone Age Get back to the...

1:21:28 I have one more question about drug testing.

1:21:30 Drew Yeah?

1:21:31 Do...

1:21:32 Queens of the Stone Age How do you pass?

1:21:33 Are mushrooms involved in that?

1:21:34 Caller Or would they come up in a drug test?

1:21:36 Drew Yes, they can.

1:21:37 Okay, what category are they?

1:21:39 Drew Psilocybin.

1:21:40 Adam But they're not gonna come up a week after you take it, would you?

1:21:44 Drew No, no, no, no.

1:21:45 Adam Yeah.

1:21:46 Drew 24 hours. Yeah, about 24 hours later.

1:21:47 Caller 24 hours.

1:21:48 Queens of the Stone Age Drink a cup of vinegar, you'll be fine. They don't test for vinegar.

1:21:52 Caller Okay.

1:21:53 Adam All right, Debbie.

1:21:54 Caller Thank you.

1:21:54 Adam Take all those mushrooms, all right? All right. Yeah. They have a drug test in, your roofers have them too, right?

1:22:01 Caller Yeah.

1:22:02 Queens of the Stone Age You have to have them in your system or you can't go to work.

1:22:04 Adam Nick told me he was reprimanded for not having drugs in his system. He told me he was sick during the weekend. It was on a Monday, he was caught off guard.

1:22:12 Queens of the Stone Age Look, I was tired. I was hungry.

1:22:14 Adam I had mono, what do you want? The guy said, well, maybe if you down this...

1:22:19 Caller I was fired. I was actually thrown off the roof.

1:22:21 Adam Here's some quailudes and a fifth of Jack.

1:22:24 Queens of the Stone Age Don't come back.

1:22:27 Adam Go to the Port of Sand over there. I'm going to pretend this didn't happen, all right?

1:22:31 Queens of the Stone Age When you come here tomorrow, you better have red eyes and you better not know where the hell you are.

1:22:35 Caller You get one more chance, Oliverio, that's it.

1:22:41 Adam It's not you, it's the message it sends to the other roofers. All right.

1:22:46 Queens of the Stone Age Do you really want them to think you're doing a good job?

1:22:49 Adam That is it. Rated R is the name of the CD, Queens of the Stone Age. Guys, thanks a lot for coming in. Thank you.

1:22:56 Queens of the Stone Age Thank you for having me.

1:22:57 Adam Do appreciate it. Now, come back anytime. It was joyous. Again, go out and get the CD, Rated R from Queens of the Stone Age. We'll take a quick break. We'll be back after this.

1:23:11 Caller Um, back in a minute.

1:23:43 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. Well, Queens of the Stone Age have made their way out to the limousine. I like those guys.

1:23:50 Drew You like them because they laughed at you.

1:23:52 Adam No, they laughed with me, Drew. I got a good vibe off those guys. You know what I'm talking about?

1:23:58 Drew You're gay. They seem like good guys.

1:23:59 Adam Regular guy vibe?

1:24:00 Drew Yep.

1:24:01 Adam Let me tell you something I was thinking about while I was taking a whiz. You know my beef with cops being used, or cops ought not to be used?

1:24:11 Drew You're right.

1:24:12 Adam People calling the cops all the time because neighbors got the TV turned up too loud or the cats up the tree, whatever it is, people just using the cops as if they were their personal cops.

1:24:26 Caller Right.

1:24:27 Adam For nothing.

1:24:28 Caller Right.

1:24:28 Adam Meanwhile, the cops are now being monopolized by you and your non-problems, so they cannot get on to the business of me and my real problem, which is being raped at the ATM. You know what I'm talking about?

1:24:40 Drew Absolutely.

1:24:41 Adam And they're constantly talking about, we don't have enough cops, we don't have enough men on the street. But here's my thing, why not put them to a little better use? Do we need the actual cops showing up for the chicken ass stuff?

1:24:56 Drew Maybe they need different tiers.

1:24:58 Adam Yeah. Let me give you a fine example of this. Yes. The cops showed up at the house today that I'm building.

1:25:10 Caller Uh-oh. Why?

1:25:12 Adam Well, I didn't know at first. All I knew is I was talking to someone who was working there while I was playing in this golf tournament, and uh-oh, the cops showed up. Well, here's why the cops showed up in my house.

1:25:23 Queens of the Stone Age They're playing their radio too loud.

1:25:25 Adam No. Drew, let me ask you a quick question. Have you ever been right when you've jumped in?

1:25:30 Drew I'm just curious.

1:25:31 Adam With one of your potential answers?

1:25:33 Drew One out of 100, that's what keeps me doing it.

1:25:34 Adam 100,000. And that's conservative estimates.

1:25:39 Drew Yes, indeed.

1:25:39 Adam Okay. The cops showed up because the house that I bought, that I'm working on, previously had a whole bunch of phone lines in it. They had like 15 phone lines. I don't know why. Like they're running some sort of, you know, tele-sales scam out of it or something. And the phone periodically gets screwed up, meaning the number changed on us once. The wire, we had to take a wire down to do something, put the wire back up and all of a sudden, it's one of the other phone numbers. The point is, is somehow we got someone else's phone number. And that person, instead of calling the phone company and getting it straightened out or surmising, it was a person in the neighborhood, surmising that there's some construction going on here, maybe there's some whatever, called the cops and had the cops show up.

1:26:34 Drew This is going to be another one of these neighborhoods that you are a sort of...

1:26:37 Adam Pariah.

1:26:38 Drew Oh my God. What do you, you alienate each and every neighborhood you enter.

1:26:42 Adam Here is my point, Drew.

1:26:44 Drew We got to talk about this.

1:26:45 Adam You pick up the phone one day and realize your phone is now being shared with someone else in the neighborhood.

1:26:52 Drew I call the phone company.

1:26:53 Adam You call the phone company. Do you assume that they have tied into your phone line so that they could start using your phone too? And what about the part where they are having conversations and confused as well? Do you know what I am saying? And what about the part where people are calling their number asking for you and they are picking it up? What is wrong with you calling the number and saying, hey, there has been a little miscue here, you know what is going on, I live down the street, or calling the goddamn phone company? Call the cops, the cops show up, the cops stop everything, the cops have got to get everyone's driver's license and go through everything. The cops came back later on that day. Somebody then called the number and the old Yenta bitch who called the cops in the first day, picked up the phone and said like, I'm not going to have this. They can't, it's like one of these things. People listen to me, think about motive before you call the cops, please. You understand what I'm saying?

1:28:02 Drew It's got to make sense, Earls.

1:28:04 Adam Here's what I want. I want a list of things that are acceptable for you to call the cops for, and all the other stuff you're penalized for. It works just like anything else works. A tree branch falls down and knocks a telephone pole down, they come out and fix it. But your kid takes a butter knife and rams it into one of the receptacles or one of the phone jacks, and the guy comes out and he's going to charge you for it.

1:28:30 Drew Yep.

1:28:31 Adam You call the cops to come out, because your phone line got crossed with some neighbors, I'd like a little service charge there. Couple of guys getting paid X amount of hours driving a cruiser, which, by the way, they never shut off, so it burns four gallons of gas while it's just parked in the driveway, because cops have this thing where they turn the cars on when they get them from the factory and then they break the key off, and they can never shut the cop car. You ever seen a cop going to shut the car?

1:28:58 Drew No, never.

1:28:59 Adam Never happened. I want to see people start getting penalized for this.

1:29:04 Drew Yeah, I'm with you.

1:29:05 Adam Because what is the message otherwise to this bitch who calls the cops? And by the way, if she's calling the cops when the phone line gets crossed, or they're static on the line, how many other times has she called the cops?

1:29:18 Drew Have you met her yet?

1:29:19 Adam No, I have not.

1:29:19 Drew Have you gone out of your way to figure out who it is?

1:29:21 Adam I look forward to the day I do meet her.

1:29:24 Drew Have you done battle with any of your neighbors yet?

1:29:26 Adam Not yet.

1:29:27 Drew How many neighbors? Is it a similar neighborhood to that which you've alienated up in the...

1:29:32 Adam I certainly hope not, Drew. That's all I can say. But calling the cops because your phone line is crossed with somebody else's.

1:29:45 Drew They're going to eat you up alive.

1:29:46 Adam Why? Is that my fault? What is the motivation?

1:29:50 Drew Alright, alright, alright, okay.

1:29:51 Adam Jesus Christ. I mean, what do you think... Listen everybody. Not everything is a diabolical plan waged against you. Sometimes, S just happens and try to step outside of the situation for one second and figure out whether it's intentional or aggressive or maybe it's just a mistake. Do you know what I'm saying? Alright, Thomas? Hi. And listen, anyone who's out there who's a cop, I want you to just pistol whip these people. I want you to... Seriously, if you're a cop and you can hear me right now and you get called out to someone's house for some nonsense, I want you to give them a little talking to. I really do. Thank you, Thomas.

1:30:36 Caller You're very welcome, Adam.

1:30:37 Drew What's going on?

1:30:38 Adam Phone lines crossed. Let's call the cops.

1:30:41 Drew What's up?

1:30:41 Caller I just want to say, Drew, you're a god.

1:30:43 Drew Thank you.

1:30:44 Caller And Adam, you rule.

1:30:46 Adam Thank you.

1:30:47 Caller Everything you say.

1:30:48 Drew What's up, Thomas?

1:30:49 Caller I was curious on what you guys keep referring to as the Behaiman.

1:30:53 Drew Behaiman?

1:30:53 Caller Yeah.

1:30:54 Adam That is something that resides in the rear end of males.

1:30:58 Caller What is the function for it?

1:30:59 Adam Well, we're all born with them, much like the females, Hymen. Okay. Some of ours are still intact. Others are not.

1:31:10 Caller What is the function of it?

1:31:12 Adam Well, it's God's barrier.

1:31:15 Caller God's barrier?

1:31:16 Adam Yes. He puts it there so that men's anuses are protected from other men. But once in a while, a man goes against God and nature, and attempts to put something there, and therefore the behind man is pierced.

1:31:32 Caller Oh, I see.

1:31:33 Adam How's your behind man? Is it in good shape?

1:31:36 Caller It's pretty much intact.

1:31:37 Adam The difference between a man and a woman is a man can go to the grave with his behind man. Women's behind man, or I should say, hymen would be gone usually by the time 17, 18, even if they're virgins, horseback riding, mishap on the jungle gym, something like that.

1:31:58 Caller So you can basically live without it though.

1:32:00 Adam Oh, you'll be fine.

1:32:01 Caller Okay.

1:32:02 Adam It's the losing it that hurts.

1:32:03 Caller The losing it. Okay.

1:32:06 Adam Okay. You all right, buddy? There you go.

1:32:08 Caller You have a good day.

1:32:09 Adam You too.

1:32:10 Drew Oh boy.

1:32:12 Adam Emily?

1:32:13 Hi.

1:32:13 Adam You're 20?

1:32:14 Caller Yeah.

1:32:15 Adam What's up?

1:32:17 Caller Actually, air with a thing.

1:32:19 Drew We have one minute, Emily.

1:32:20 Adam Go, baby.

1:32:21 Caller I'm going.

1:32:22 Drew We have one minute. We have one minute.

1:32:25 Caller The thing is, my dad's in rehab right now. He went to the full out rehab resort in Arizona. And he's been exhibiting really erratic behavior for the past year because he's been abusing drugs.

1:32:39 Drew Okay.

1:32:40 Caller And he's been a user most of his life.

1:32:43 Drew What's your question?

1:32:44 Caller Well, the question is, I don't know, he's bipolar and he has these mood swings. And somehow he's managed to manipulate the nurses into like letting him call like every three minutes.

1:32:54 Drew What is your question?

1:32:55 Caller Well, I don't know what to do because he sometimes he, you know, he calls and he's angry.

1:33:00 Drew You should go to the family sessions.

1:33:02 Caller Well, I didn't get to go to the family session because it started, you know, right when I had, you know, my college starting.

1:33:07 Drew It's important to go to the family sessions if you possibly can. I would call the nursing staff and tell them what he's doing. They're probably not aware. And I would stop taking the calls until he's until you have evidence that he's well into his treatment.

1:33:18 Adam You do what my neighbor does. You call the cops. All right.

1:33:21 Drew But you need to participate in some form of treatment. In the meantime, what you can do to help is go to Al-Anon.

1:33:26 Adam Okay. I'm going to take a little break. We'll be back.

1:33:29 Caller Hello. This is your radio. Love Live will be right back.

1:34:09 Adam That about does it. Is it Thursday? I'm all screwed up on my days.

1:34:13 Drew Today's Thursday, yeah.

1:34:14 Adam It is. Does anyone else feel screwed up on their days?

1:34:16 Drew Oh, I am, badly.

1:34:18 Adam Doesn't feel like Thursday to you?

1:34:20 Drew No.

1:34:20 Adam Good. Well, the good news is it is. All right. That brings to a close another fabulous Loveline week. I want to thank Danielle for doing a great job on the phones and everything else. Producer Ann for doing a wonderful job putting her feminine stink all over the show. Of course, engineer Anderson for pressing the button. Anderson. Where we hear the applause. Anderson. Here they applause one more time Anderson for you buddy. This one's for you. There you go. Give yourself a hand. Until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Pictures of beer and shaking my ass. These are the things that I make my living from.

1:35:05 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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