Episode 1000754887141

1:13 Drew Yeah, Loveline! No one else heard that except me.

1:19 Adam Let's just let a nice big part go.

1:21 Woo!

1:22 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1.

1:29 Drew You got something brewing, don't you?

1:31 Adam Board Certified Physician, Diction Medicine Specialist. It's been a good day gas-wise for me, Drew.

1:37 Drew Have you figured out what concoction, what the proper ingredients are?

1:40 Adam Nope. It's always serine crappity. Well, there you go.

1:44 Drew So you shared your joy with Jimmy, Adam, now me. Jimmy and Daniel, now me.

1:48 Adam Yeah. I was farting on Jimmy all day today. All right. Tomorrow night, Nellie, you got some of that? Good times. Nellie Furtado will be in here tomorrow night. Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys will be in here on Wednesday night. Sasha Alexander will be in here from Dawson's Creek Thursday night. But just our love tonight, Drew, and whatever's coming out of me. Nicole? You're 21?

2:14 Caller Yeah.

2:15 Adam What's up?

2:16 Caller Okay. Me and my boyfriend just started having anal sex probably about a month ago.

2:21 Good times.

2:23 Caller Yeah. Actually, I was pretty surprised. I was scared in the beginning, but I guess I stopped tensing up and it felt good after a while.

2:30 Adam It's a dubious compliment for a man to have that. I was really scared of anal sex, and then he started porking me in the cornhole.

2:39 No big deal.

2:40 Adam I mean, Drew, wouldn't you take that with just a little grain of salt as a male if, you know what I mean, your unit wasn't big enough to do any damage?

2:49 Drew I think that's what the guys are up to anyway. They're sort of let down if they don't get to harm someone with it.

2:55 Caller Well, like, the thing is, I mean, he's pretty big, you know, and that's why I was scared, you know?

3:01 Drew What's the question?

3:01 Caller And I'm like, okay, like, if we do it slow and everything, you know, it feels good. But like, sometimes he just like gets going at it. And I like think, I like think something's gonna like hurt me, you know? Like it's gonna, it could like break me open inside or something. I don't know. I mean, is that possible that I could like puncture my intestines or something?

3:21 Drew That's possible. Yeah, that's possible. Yeah, of course possible.

3:24 Adam What do you in when you get in that area?

3:26 Caller What do you mean?

3:27 Drew You're in the rectum.

3:28 Adam You're in the rectum.

3:29 Drew The rectum.

3:30 Adam Yeah.

3:31 Drew Killed him.

3:31 Adam I damn near killed him. No, you're in the rectum, but is there a reservoir there or just a bunch of tubing?

3:39 Drew Get the book.

3:39 Adam Okay.

3:40 Drew All right, hold on. I'll show you. There's an ampulla.

3:44 Adam What I'm saying is, are you going into a fart tank as it were or would it be like a...

3:51 Drew It's just tubing.

3:52 Tube.

3:54 Adam I mean, you're actually entering a tube.

3:56 Yeah.

3:58 Adam Sort of...

3:59 Drew This is really where you're in through this.

4:01 Adam I see.

4:02 Drew You don't make that turn so much.

4:03 Adam Yeah. No way.

4:04 Drew But when you come up against that, that's what you're doing.

4:06 Adam Drew is showing, is that the lower intestine?

4:09 Drew It's the rectum. See, this is the sigmarid colon.

4:11 Adam That's the colon above the rectum?

4:12 Drew This is all colon here, right?

4:14 Adam Okay. But what is the intestine? Where's the intestine?

4:17 Drew It's all intestine.

4:18 Adam It's all intestine?

4:19 Drew It's all intestine, large intestine.

4:20 Adam All right. So the colon is the intestine.

4:22 Drew The large intestine.

4:23 Adam The colon is the large intestine.

4:25 Drew Right.

4:25 Adam The small intestine.

4:26 Drew It's the little squiggly stuff here.

4:28 Adam It's called the what?

4:29 Drew The small intestine. Well, there's the zhizhunum and the ilium.

4:31 Adam Oh, zhizhunum. You're so zhizhunum. So.

4:34 Drew This is the, this is the, this is the, the sigmoid is this S part.

4:37 Adam Anyway, you go into the rectum.

4:39 Drew Yeah.

4:40 Adam It really, to me, looks like a piece of rigatoni. I mean, a bigger, but I mean, you're going into this tube, right? And then that makes a hard right turn. Farther than 90 degrees, by the way. Looks like it doubles back a little. And then you're into the large intestine. Well, then you don't get into that.

4:58 Drew The sigmoid colon.

5:00 Adam That's the large intestine.

5:01 Drew Yeah.

5:01 Adam All right.

5:02 Drew Well, this is how it relates to me. The rectum's large intestine, too.

5:05 Adam Everything's large intestine.

5:06 Drew Here's how it relates to the vagina here, see? That's where you're putting it up here.

5:10 Adam I see. That's where it's supposed to go. Vagina's got a lot, see?

5:13 Drew A little English here.

5:14 Adam It's the difference to me between pulling into a garage.

5:17 Drew No, that's the bladder.

5:18 Adam Pulling into a train station. I mean a train tunnel. The difference between the vagina and the rectum.

5:24 Drew That's the bladder you're pointing at.

5:25 Oh.

5:25 Adam Where's the vagina?

5:26 Drew Between the bladder and the colon right here.

5:28 Yeah.

5:28 Adam I'm pointing here, idiot. Okay. Here's my point. You pull into the vagina and it's like there's some space.

5:36 Drew It's a fit. That's where it's supposed to be.

5:38 Adam Yeah. But there's space around you. Is there space? You don't run into any kind of room?

5:42 Drew It's collapsed.

5:43 Adam All right. Hey, Nicole. You're fine, baby.

5:46 Caller Okay.

5:47 Drew I know I can't hurt myself. You can't hurt yourself.

5:48 Adam Well, take it easy.

5:49 Caller Can I ask you something else?

5:50 Drew Yeah.

5:51 Caller Like, when we have sex, he like insists upon listening to you guys every night.

5:55 Adam No way.

5:58 Caller And it like, it totally ruins my mood. Like, it'll bust out laughing from something that Adam says or something like that, you know. And it'll just like, I'll totally just like lose the mood, you know. Like, I'll be like on top of him, you know. I'll be like, Oh, Kevin, oh, you know. And it's just like, you know, he starts laughing, you know, because he's listening to you and he's not concentrating on you.

6:17 Adam I want you to start yelling Drew's name out.

6:21 All right.

6:22 Adam All right. That'll get him to change his station. Curtis.

6:27 Hello.

6:28 Drew Hello. Turn your radio down. Everybody that's on hold, turn your radio down.

6:32 Hello.

6:34 Adam Curtis.

6:35 Yeah.

6:35 Adam You're 13?

6:36 Caller Yeah.

6:37 I have religious problems. Like, I'm like, if I'm masturbating to like a porn or something, I'm like, I'll get afraid. Because you know, one of the commandments is that I should not commit adultery. I was wondering what I should do.

6:53 Drew What do you think adultery is?

6:54 Adam Wait a minute.

6:55 Drew I think it's bogus. I think it's bogus too. I'm curious where he's going on the adultery path.

6:59 Adam He doesn't know what that means.

7:00 Drew I know.

7:01 Adam Curtis, you know what adultery means?

7:03 What?

7:05 Adam Listen, those are his idiot friends in the background telling him what to do. Lindsay.

7:11 Yeah?

7:12 Adam You're 15.

7:13 Caller Yeah.

7:14 Adam What's up?

7:15 Caller I think I'm pretty 90% sure that my dad is having an affair.

7:19 Drew How come?

7:21 Caller There's just a whole bunch of different little things. About five years ago, we bought a cabin in the mountains and he goes up there all the time by himself. He freaks out. I have a brother and whenever he asks if he wants to come, my dad freaks out about it and he says he goes up there to clean. He doesn't clean anything.

7:37 Drew What do you mean he freaks out?

7:39 He's like, no, no, no, I need to go up there. I need to spend some time by myself.

7:43 Caller Then there's just a whole bunch of different little things. I was driving to school one day and he was behind me, but he didn't know that I was driving with a friend and I waved to him, but he didn't see me. Then I asked about another. He was going the opposite way of his work and I asked him the next day. He lied to me about it. He was like, I went straight to work, I didn't do any of that. When he leaves the house, he leaves his wedding ring at home.

8:06 Adam I didn't know he leaves his wedding ring at home.

8:08 Caller Because he left it on the night stand and I took it because I think it's funny because he's kind of worried about it now.

8:13 Drew Oh, he doesn't know where it is?

8:14 Caller No, I've had it for like a month. He's weird around my mom and he walks around with his hands in his pockets and stuff.

8:24 Adam Wait a minute, your mom would know if his ring was off.

8:29 Caller I've had it in my school bag for about...

8:33 Adam I know, but that's because he thinks he lost it, you idiot.

8:36 Caller But he didn't say anything because he lost it once before and he would ask us, he would say like, well, you know...

8:41 Drew Yeah, but wouldn't your mom know that he leaves it on the night stand as well?

8:44 Caller It's like he has her, they sleep in the same room, but they have like, he has a different room where his clothes are and she doesn't go back there because he takes up all the closet space. So he has a different room where his clothes are.

8:55 Adam So he says he's going to the cabin to clean?

8:58 Yeah. Clean what?

9:00 Adam Clean the cabin?

9:01 Caller Yeah, and he says that, because he's a teacher and he says that he needs to do his grades.

9:06 Drew Doesn't your mother sort of question what he's up to?

9:08 Caller I don't, he's kind of like a really passive person where I don't know, even if she did know, I don't know if she would really say anything.

9:16 Wow.

9:17 Adam Okay, well listen, all this doesn't amount to hill of beans, it really doesn't so far. I mean, I understand.

9:24 Drew Nothing specific.

9:25 No.

9:26 Drew But then again, women's intuition.

9:28 Caller Well, it's not like there's just been a couple of things, it's like there's a whole line of things that have been happening for like a year.

9:35 Drew He's just up to something, at least you think he's up to something.

9:38 Adam Wouldn't you feel bad if he was planning your surprise party, your sweet sixteen party?

9:43 Caller For a year.

9:44 Adam Year and a half.

9:45 Caller Yeah.

9:45 Adam Who knows, my dad worked on my sweet sixteen for over a year.

9:49 Caller Yeah, well, and also, like, I was kind of worried, like, I was looking through his stuff and I found some medicine.

9:54 Adam Jesus Christ.

9:55 Drew What's the medicine?

9:57 Caller It was, it started with an A and I wasn't sure, I looked up on the internet and it was Zolverax. And he had, so, and it was like hidden in his stuff.

10:05 Drew It started with an A?

10:06 Caller But it's, like, it was Zolverax that typed in the name, and like a medical directory.

10:12 Drew Oh, Acyclovir, Acyclovir.

10:13 Adam Yeah, that's what it was.

10:14 Drew I mean, like a whole, well, The herpes medicine.

10:17 Yeah.

10:18 Caller And so, and I, like, I don't want to bring it off to him because I can't go home.

10:23 Adam Yeah, hey, Lindsay, hey, McGruff, how about you spend some time at school and studying and all that and just leave your dad alone?

10:32 Caller Well, I'm working on it.

10:34 Adam Yeah, what's in it for you? You're snooping around, your dad's ass all day, you're looking up stuff on the internet?

10:40 Caller Well, I'm not, it's not like controlling my life or, like.

10:44 Adam You're putting a lot of time into it, leave the guy alone.

10:47 Drew Well, it's obviously preoccupying you and it's disturbing you.

10:50 Adam How's he treating your mom?

10:52 Caller They don't, I don't think they have any kind of like sexual relationship.

10:55 Adam Alright, well listen, maybe he's just sticking around for you.

10:59 Drew Maybe they have an agreement.

11:01 Caller Yeah, but he doesn't like me anyway. I don't think, I think I owe him the only reason for him to.

11:07 Drew Why, what does he do, what does he say about you?

11:09 Caller He told my mom that like we got in a fight at the King Super's the other day and he told like, there's just a little argument, but he told my mom that I like freaked out and was screaming at him in the store and so I have to start therapy tomorrow.

11:22 Drew Oh good.

11:22 Adam Good.

11:23 Caller But it's not like, I understand therapy is good, but he said it's because I have anger management problems.

11:28 Drew Well, whatever. He cares about you, he's getting you therapy. That's not a bad thing.

11:31 Adam Hey, Lindsay, is the guy from El Acido?

11:33 No.

11:34 Adam Ever beat you?

11:35 No.

11:35 Drew Is he making you pay for the therapy like Adam's dad did?

11:38 Adam You're putting a roof over your head?

11:40 Caller Yes.

11:40 Drew All right.

11:41 Adam Leave the guy alone.

11:42 Caller All right.

11:43 Adam Jesus Christ. Listen, kids, you're the kid. Leave Pops alone. Okay, maybe he's cheating. I don't know. Maybe he's not. It's not your business. It's not your job. What are you going to get, by the way, if the jig is up? Think that's going to bring him closer to you?

12:03 Drew Or to bring the parents together?

12:04 Adam Bring the folks together or stabilize the environment? Leave the guy alone. Jesus Christ, Drew. I was scared to go in my dad's bedroom past the age of like nine. Weren't you?

12:16 Drew For fear of.

12:17 Adam Just open a drawer and there'd be a vibrator. Do you know what I mean?

12:21 Drew Yeah.

12:23 Adam I didn't want to go in the house.

12:24 Yeah.

12:27 Adam I wouldn't want to go in the bathroom if they were around.

12:30 Drew It's a good thing you lived in the garage.

12:31 Yeah.

12:32 Drew It's convenient.

12:33 Adam You know what I mean?

12:34 Drew That's why you never wanted to use the facilities.

12:35 Adam Could you imagine snooping through your dad's crap at 15?

12:39 Drew No.

12:39 Adam You didn't want to know it was in that closet, did you?

12:41 Drew No.

12:42 Adam Weird old pictures from the Navy or something. He's on top of some Bangkok hooker giving a thumbs up. No way. That kind of stuff sticks with you. You'd still be in therapy for that.

12:55 Nathan?

12:57 Hi. How are you?

12:58 Adam You're 25. What's up?

13:00 Caller Okay. I'm going out with a girl. I'm a religious Jew, so I have to give you that introduction. I've been out with her five times.

13:12 A religious Jew? Yeah.

13:14 Caller Okay. We don't have any pre-marital sex or anything like that. So we try to do it in a very... without that.

13:24 Drew We know Rabbi Shmueli. What? We know Rabbi Shmueli has taught us all about it.

13:28 Yeah, yeah. Okay.

13:29 Caller Fine. So I've been out with her five times. We get to know each other. She likes me a lot for what you know so far, but she's not attracted to me. And she really wants to further the relationship, and she wants to know how to further it.

13:46 Drew How to get over the looks thing?

13:48 Adam Wait a minute. How do you know she's not attracted to you?

13:51 Caller I pretty much pulled it out of her. She wouldn't say outright. She said something was bothering her.

13:56 Drew Is she of the same...

13:57 Adam Hold on.

13:59 Go ahead.

14:00 Caller She said that something was bothering her. She didn't want to tell me what it was, because she didn't want to stay straight up and say, I'm not attracted to you. After a while, basically, you have a problem with the idea of waking up to me in the morning. She said, yeah, I guess that's the way to put it. She wouldn't tell me specifically what it was. She said it's not that she's looking for a specific look or anything. She's usually like a passing person.

14:29 Drew Is this the first woman you've dated?

14:31 No.

14:31 Caller I've dated many girls.

14:33 Drew You understand that sometimes things click and sometimes they don't.

14:36 Yeah.

14:37 Caller I understand that. I totally do. I'm cool with walking away from this, but she wants to see if there's any possible way to make it happen.

14:45 Drew Are you of the same sort of religious cultural persuasion? Yeah.

14:48 Caller Totally.

14:49 Drew Is that what she's into in trying to move things along, you think?

14:54 Caller I mean, in every way we're the same. Like, we have the same idea, the same way we want to raise our family and everything, but that's the only thing that's stopping her.

15:02 Drew Well, here's the great news. You're the male.

15:06 Adam Yeah, you can be ugly.

15:08 Drew And women can be changed.

15:10 Adam They can learn to love you.

15:11 Drew Right, that's the great news.

15:14 Caller Right, so how do you tell that? I mean, how do I effectively get that point across?

15:19 Drew I don't think you're going to worry about any points. Focus on sharing those things that you mentioned already that you have in common.

15:25 Adam Let's see if we can work the look for a second. Let's get into that. You got that real nappy hair you part to the side?

15:31 Caller Yeah. I mean, I have a part to the side of the hair.

15:35 Drew Can we get him a makeover?

15:36 Adam Yes. I can make you over. You can keep your Jewish faith, but it's important to look like the goyim if you want to get laid.

15:46 Caller I got it, but I have to keep it for her this way. She's not going to go with that.

15:51 Adam Well, wait a minute. Apparently she ain't too into it.

15:54 Caller Well, it's very specific.

15:59 Adam All right, Nick, hold on, hold on. Let's work on the look.

16:02 Drew Nathan.

16:02 Adam I mean, Nathan, do you have a beard?

16:05 Caller No.

16:06 Adam No. So you shave?

16:08 Caller Yeah, I shave.

16:08 Adam Okay. And do you have the peos?

16:11 Caller No.

16:12 Adam You don't have as long curly sideburns?

16:14 Caller No, none of that.

16:14 Adam Now, can you take your hair and not part it to the side? How about you cut it a little bit?

16:18 Caller What do you mean by parting to the side? I look regular, you know, concerted.

16:23 Drew He means don't try to straighten it out, just cut it short.

16:25 Adam Just cut it short.

16:27 Caller Oh, yeah, yeah. Totally, totally.

16:28 Adam Is it parted to the side or not?

16:31 I mean, I call my hair.

16:33 Adam I don't know. Lose that side part. Just cut it short. Okay, fine. Okay. All right. Now, how about the grooming? Nasal hair?

16:42 Caller No nasal hair.

16:43 Adam Ear hair?

16:45 Caller What did you say?

16:45 Adam Ear hair?

16:47 Caller What do you mean by my hair?

16:48 Adam Ear is the thing you're not hearing me through right now?

16:51 Drew He's too young for that.

16:53 Adam How about weight? How's your weight doing?

16:55 Caller I'm 5'10, 170 pounds. I think, you know...

16:58 Drew You work out?

17:00 Caller I don't work out right now, but yeah, I mean...

17:03 Adam You're in decent shape?

17:05 Caller Yeah.

17:05 Drew What is the problem she has then?

17:08 Caller She wouldn't tell me. She just didn't feel comfortable telling me.

17:11 Drew Something just wasn't clicking.

17:12 Adam Hey, Nathan, let me tell you what's going on. Beside the part on the side of the hair, you're a talker. Chicks don't like guys who talk too much. You're talking to me right now.

17:23 Drew With energy.

17:24 Adam Yes. What's the matter? You like me, right? I get a feeling something's up. What's going on? You don't like me? Tell me what you're feeling. Tell me what you're thinking. Penning for your thoughts. Just relax, everybody. Listen, when a woman feels like you're selling yourself, like you're some sort of timeshare salesman, it ain't going to work. They just shut down.

17:49 Drew They run.

17:49 Adam They feel you're pushing too hard. They get suspicious. If you're a quiet guy, they're like, what's going on with this guy?

17:55 Drew It's Adam. It's time for your cat talk. And women.

18:00 Yeah, that's a sexual.

18:01 Drew But it's also behavioral. I mean, relating to.

18:04 Adam OK. Here's the deal, then. Treat a woman like a cat. Now, here's what I mean. Not like a dog. You see a dog. What do you do? You jump on it. Here's what I do. Here's what I do. I run up. I grab it. I grab its two opposite paws and I yank and flip it on its back. Then I put my head in its belly. Rub it all around. Grab its paws and do that pedaling action with it while it's on its back.

18:30 Drew Grab its ears. Pull them back up.

18:33 Adam Yank those ears straight out like the flying nun.

18:36 Drew The hind hawks a little bit. Smack them around.

18:38 Adam Smack them around. Then I grab that scruff. Yeah. I grab that scruff on the back of the neck, especially if it's like a big black lab, and I just start dragging it around the floor. Now, you do that to a chick, she freaks out. Here's what you got to do.

18:50 Drew Do that. Just come at them like you're going to do that. They're gone.

18:52 Adam You treat them like a cat. You want to pet a cat, you can't go running after it. Cat's gone. Cat is long gone. You sit down, you cross your legs, and you sit there, and you just drop your hand down, and you do that little...

19:08 Drew And then you ignore.

19:10 Adam And the cat comes walking by, but even if it comes sniffing around, even if it comes... First, it'll just look at you. Cat will just look at you. Look away, then just look at you a little more, then it'll start walking. Even when it gets within arm's reach, you can't pounce. It'll just take right off, right under the sofa.

19:27 Drew You can't even reach.

19:28 Adam Can't even reach. Just hang that hand down. Let the cat know you're there, but you can't go pawing for it. That's why cats freak out when four-year-old kids come running in the room. I and my little nephews run around my dad's house. Two cats in the other room on top of the cabinet. They'll not even get down for the three hours those kids are at the house. They can't. I mean, cats hate kids for that same reason. They don't want to be pounced with. They don't want to be screwed with. They don't want to be rubbed on. Just hang that hand down and eventually the cat will come up to you. When it does, you just put a little pressure. Cat leans, you lean just a little bit, little even strokes. Nothing desperate, nothing quick. Freaks them out. That's how you got to treat women. Oh boy. I wish I knew me in high school. Nicole?

20:20 Yeah?

20:20 Adam You're 16?

20:21 Caller Yeah.

20:22 Adam What's up?

20:23 I'm from Colorado.

20:24 Alright.

20:26 Caller Well, I called because my boyfriend and I have been thinking about bringing a girl into our relationship, but I don't know how to bring it on him.

20:33 Drew Wait a minute. Your boyfriend and you or he's been hammering you to get that done and now you're...

20:37 Caller No, it's me. It's me.

20:39 Drew Are you a lesbian?

20:40 Caller Um, bye.

20:42 Adam What do you need him for?

20:45 Caller I love him.

20:45 Adam Have you been with a woman before?

20:47 Caller Yeah, but without him and I want him to be involved.

20:50 Adam I see. Because you love him?

20:52 Caller Huh?

20:52 Drew This is gonna freak you out.

20:54 Adam Because you love him?

20:55 Caller Yeah.

20:56 I want him to be involved in what I do because I know we can check out chicks together and everything, but I just, I want him to be involved.

21:02 Caller I don't want to leave him out of me being with girls anymore.

21:05 Adam How old is he?

21:06 Caller He is 19.

21:09 Adam How are you doing?

21:11 Caller Huh? I'm all right.

21:12 Adam You're all right. Where's your dad?

21:14 Caller My dad, he lives in my hometown.

21:17 Drew Which is?

21:18 Caller In Nebraska.

21:19 Drew What are you doing in Colorado?

21:20 I moved here.

21:22 Adam With your mom?

21:23 No, by myself.

21:24 Caller I live with my roommate.

21:25 Drew You're 16?

21:26 Caller Uh-huh. We've been moved out for about a year.

21:29 Drew Fifteen you moved out. Why?

21:31 Caller Oh, just because my parents and I didn't get along.

21:33 Drew Yeah, I thought you said your dad was fine.

21:35 Caller Huh?

21:36 Drew I thought you said your dad was fine.

21:36 Caller They're fine. It's not like we hate each other. We're just, you know, we're not like best friends or anything.

21:41 Drew Well, teenagers leave home when they're being abused in the home.

21:44 Caller No, it wasn't like that at all. We just, I don't know, we led totally different lives.

21:52 Adam What's going on in the background there, Nicole?

21:55 Caller Those are my friends and my roommate, my roommate and his boyfriend.

22:00 Adam All right. Can you tell them to shut up?

22:03 Yeah, shut up, guys.

22:05 Drew Yeah, Nicole, first of all, you're in massive denial about what's going on with your parents. These are your parents. They're not your buddies. They're not people you happened to live with. You didn't quite get along with, didn't see eye to eye. Something awful was going on in your relationship with your parents.

22:19 Adam No.

22:20 Drew Yes.

22:20 Adam It doesn't have to be awful.

22:21 Drew Hey, for one thing, she takes off, the parents live. We're not quite seeing eye to eye here. Enjoy.

22:26 Adam Yeah, I know.

22:27 Drew Fifteen.

22:27 Adam There's more than meets the eye.

22:30 Caller Awful.

22:30 Drew I mean, really seriously disturbed relationship with your parents.

22:33 I don't know.

22:37 Caller We never spoke to each other.

22:40 Caller We never were able to have parent-child conversation. Your parents aren't like roommates.

22:44 Drew Your parents aren't drugs?

22:46 Caller Excuse me?

22:46 Drew Your parents smoke a lot of pot or are they drunk all the time?

22:49 They did for a while, but it really wasn't any of my business.

22:52 Drew Yeah. Nicole, it is your business. They owe you a parent. That's what they owe you.

22:58 Yeah.

22:58 Drew And they haven't given that to you. And it's screwing your compass up. And you run around the country screwing around with people. You don't know whether you like or love or what you're involved with. You don't know your boundaries. Your parents have let you down big time.

23:12 Adam Yeah.

23:12 Drew And that's unfortunate.

23:14 Adam All right. But back to the threesome. I give it my blessing.

23:17 Caller Excuse me?

23:19 Adam Nicole?

23:19 Caller Yeah?

23:21 Adam Here's your main emphasis. Don't get pregnant.

23:24 Caller Okay.

23:24 Adam Are you using birth control?

23:26 Yeah.

23:27 Caller I'm on the shot.

23:28 Adam Good. You don't have to worry about how to spring this on your boyfriend. He'll be happy to see this check.

23:34 Drew Are you sure?

23:35 I don't want him to be freaked out by it.

23:37 Drew If he's freaked out, that should sort of be an acid test for whether or not she continues to be his boyfriend.

23:40 Adam Yeah, but aren't you looking to sabotage this relationship anyway?

23:44 No.

23:45 Drew No, she doesn't know what she's doing. The compass is going all over the place.

23:48 Adam Nicole, don't get pregnant.

23:50 Caller Okay.

23:50 Adam Do whatever you want. Don't get pregnant. Okay. If you want to spring this on him, spring it on him, but understand it could destabilize the relationship and possibly jeopardize it.

24:02 Caller Okay.

24:03 Adam You run that risk.

24:04 Caller Okay.

24:05 Adam If you're really in love with him, you may not want to risk that.

24:07 Caller Okay.

24:08 Adam There you go. All right. Take care of yourself.

24:10 Drew All right.

24:11 Adam What do you do with that? Do you know what I mean?

24:14 Drew That's a mess.

24:17 Adam Left at 15 to go to a different state.

24:20 Drew Because we weren't getting along. My roommate, I mean my parents and I weren't getting along. Come on. All right.

24:25 Adam When we come back, we'll speak to Mike.

24:26 Mike is 21.

24:28 Adam Lied to doctor about getting Viagra.

24:31 Drew Interesting.

24:32 Adam Failed to tell him about his coke problem. All right. We'll sort that out after this. Hey, hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That's my good buddy over there, Dr. Drew. Nelly Furtado in here tomorrow night. Furtado sounds like some sort of potato-based dish.

25:25 Drew It sounds like an egg. Like an egg...

25:28 Adam No, that's huevo.

25:29 Drew That's frittata.

25:31 Adam Yeah, but frittata is a potato, like frite.

25:34 Drew Frittata is an egg, maybe egg and potato.

25:37 Adam You speak in French or Spanish?

25:40 Drew Probably French.

25:41 Adam I'm speaking Spanish, brother.

25:42 Drew Alright, dude.

25:43 Adam Furtado.

25:45 Sounds Mexican to me.

25:47 Adam Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys will be in here. We gotta ask her what her name is tomorrow night, be in here on Wednesday night.

25:54 Drew Furtado is like a quiche without the crust.

25:56 Adam I think a frittata, I thought it had the potato involved with that frittata. That was like a potato pancake.

26:01 Drew Look at that up in the web, Anderson, will you please?

26:03 Adam Yeah, done and done. All right. Here we go. Made me think of a frittata.

26:11 Drew Yeah.

26:12 Adam Frittata.

26:12 Drew That's what I said.

26:13 Yeah, frit.

26:16 Adam Huevos is egg, frit is potatoes, like fritos.

26:20 Drew Like palm frit. Okay. Mike.

26:23 Adam Mike?

26:23 Caller Yeah.

26:24 Adam You're 21, what's up?

26:26 Caller Well, I'll give you the quick story. I used to have a bit of a coke problem. And it caused me to be impotent. Not completely so, but just my erections weren't as hard.

26:36 Drew While you were using?

26:39 I don't know.

26:40 Caller Why does anyone?

26:40 I have no idea.

26:41 Drew No, while you were using?

26:42 Oh, while, yeah, while I was.

26:44 Drew So when you got off the cocaine, that problem wasn't present anymore?

26:47 Caller Well, it was slightly, but it was recently I got off the problem.

26:51 Drew Let me ask again. When you were using cocaine, you had trouble getting full erection.

26:55 Yeah.

26:55 Drew You got off the cocaine, that should go away.

26:58 Caller Okay, it hasn't completely, but it's been a couple of weeks.

27:01 Drew All right. So you're really not even off cocaine yet?

27:03 Well, a couple of weeks.

27:04 Drew Yeah, no.

27:05 Caller Well, I'm trying to. My penis is more important to me than the pleasure of coke.

27:09 Drew How are you taking other medications right now?

27:11 Caller Well, I recently lied to my doctor because of the problem, because I have a girl I'm seeing to get Viagra. And I've been using that to get erections.

27:21 Adam How's that working for you?

27:23 Caller Fine. My major question is, I know that some drugs like that, some prescription medications have a tendency to, once you start using them, you need them to get the same effect naturally.

27:37 Drew Yeah, we don't know if that's one of the long-term effects of Viagra.

27:39 Caller Okay, because that's what my question is.

27:41 Drew But are you on anything else right now?

27:44 No.

27:44 Drew Nothing?

27:45 Nope.

27:46 Adam How's the coke going?

27:48 Caller How's what?

27:48 Adam How's the coke going?

27:50 Caller I haven't. Since I found the problem, I haven't.

27:53 Drew But what are you doing? Smoking pot or drinking? Nothing.

27:55 Caller Well, I'm 21, so I occasionally drink.

27:57 Drew Yeah, you got to get in a program. Your relapse on cocaine is 100 percent. Okay. 100 percent.

28:03 Adam Isn't it more like 110 percent?

28:04 Drew 110 percent. But 110 percent chance your penis is going to get worse.

28:07 Adam Well, wait a minute. He doesn't sound like he was doing that much blow. Were you doing a lot of blow?

28:12 Caller Not really.

28:12 Drew Enough to get erectile dysfunction?

28:14 Adam How much blow were you doing?

28:17 Caller I guess it would be an eight ball a week.

28:22 Drew That's plenty.

28:23 Caller Is it?

28:23 Drew Are you smoking or snorting? Snorting. And some smoking, huh?

28:28 Caller No, never smoked it.

28:30 Adam Drew, you can't believe the guy?

28:32 Caller I don't like the smoke deal.

28:34 Drew He tried it.

28:35 Okay.

28:37 Adam Okay, so he tried it. All right, Mike. You stay with the coke.

28:42 Drew You better go with the program or your penis is going to get worse because you're going to start using other things, either alcohol or a pot or something.

28:48 Adam This guy can't do a little blow.

28:50 Drew Eight ball a week.

28:52 Adam Yeah, that's that. What's that, three and a half grams? About a half gram a day. No biggie.

29:00 Half gram, a little Tudski.

29:02 Adam A little wake me up in the morning, a little something in the afternoon. Get the, I'll tell you, I really, now I should really get back in the coke. That should be my thing.

29:11 Drew Yeah, that would make my life complete.

29:14 Adam Get me in the coke.

29:15 Drew Oh yeah. Then you would be truly a pleasure to do it.

29:18 Adam I hear about how cheap it is now, you know? Aaron?

29:22 Yeah.

29:22 Adam You're 14.

29:23 Caller Yeah.

29:24 Adam What's up?

29:25 Caller Okay, I'm really worried about my sister because she is anorexic, supposedly, and that she stopped eating and she's really skinny.

29:39 Drew Why do you say supposedly anorexic?

29:41 Caller Because she stopped eating for a week but then every now and then she'll have like a steak for dinner or like a really big dinner.

29:49 Drew Yeah, she'll vomit that.

29:51 Caller No, she doesn't. She doesn't vomit it. She just, she stopped eating for a week and she started passing out of class.

29:57 Drew Why do you call that supposedly anorexic?

29:59 Caller Well, because then, because every couple days she'll have a big meal and a dinner and then...

30:03 Drew That's typical of anorexia.

30:05 Adam Yeah, but she's not throwing up.

30:07 Drew It doesn't matter. Anorexia don't, you know, they don't just eat nothing, period.

30:13 Adam Yeah, no, they eat something and throw it up.

30:14 Drew No, that's anorectic bulimics.

30:16 Adam Yeah, well, same thing.

30:18 Caller Right, yeah, and...

30:19 Drew So it sounds like she has a very, very serious condition.

30:22 Caller And she's really skinny and I keep on telling her that. Like, she's really skinny and she's fine how she is and stuff. And she's just worried and she's really stressed at school. And, I mean, she used to smoke pot, like, maybe once a month or something. And whenever she did, she got the munchies and she stopped doing that.

30:42 Adam How old is she?

30:43 Caller She's 16.

30:44 Drew Is she in treatment?

30:45 Caller No.

30:45 Drew Does anybody know about this?

30:48 Caller Yeah, her mom, but her mom's, like, really flaky.

30:50 Drew Her mom and it's your sister?

30:52 Caller My stepsister.

30:53 Drew Stepsister.

30:54 Caller Yeah.

30:55 Drew Well, you got to get her some treatment. You really do. This is 20% of people with these kinds of problems die.

31:00 Adam You got a crush on her?

31:01 Caller No.

31:02 Drew One out of five die.

31:04 Adam Well, sounds like it.

31:05 Caller Yeah, I know. I mean, I keep on telling her, and my mom...

31:08 Drew It's not, listen, it's not up to you to treat. It's not up to you to change, because you can't. You can't do it. It requires a team of people several years to be able to help her. So don't expect to make any change, but you can really put your foot down about her getting and participating in some form of treatment.

31:23 Okay.

31:25 Adam Gotta do it. And don't, don't obsess. You know what I mean?

31:29 Drew Enjoy.

31:30 Adam Well, I understand we've had a few calls tonight, people really looking out for family members. I appreciate that on one level. And the other thing, you can't obsess too much about it.

31:41 Drew Well, their expectation is that they're being irrational. I tell her she looks fine and she doesn't listen to me. Why doesn't she listen to me? If I tell her more, she'll probably listen to me. Eventually, I'll convince her.

31:50 Adam The kid's 14. What do you want? That's the point.

31:51 Drew It's not a pitfall. She's not equipped to manage it. No.

31:54 Adam You need a 15-year-old. Jill?

31:56 Yes?

31:57 Adam You're 18.

31:58 Caller What's up?

32:00 Every time, no, not every time, but most of the time when me and my boyfriend have sex, when I'm about to orgasm, it gets to the point where I get cramps in my hips and in my pelvic area. To the point it hurts so bad that I have to stop.

32:18 Drew Have you ever had an orgasm?

32:19 Huh?

32:20 Drew Have you ever had an orgasm?

32:21 Oh, yeah.

32:23 Drew And when did this all start with the cramping?

32:25 Um, it actually started with a prior boyfriend.

32:30 Drew And have you had a pelvic exam since then?

32:31 Yeah, I have my annual every year and I had my annual on August.

32:35 Drew And everything was fine? Yeah. And you told the doctor about this problem?

32:38 No.

32:39 Drew Oh, I don't know why people don't tell though.

32:41 Actually, I'm trying to think if... That was before this happened.

32:46 Drew Alright, so you gotta get back in there and let them look at what's going on and you've got to describe the symptoms so they can look, do their exam, looking for things that cause this kind of thing.

32:54 Adam What are they looking for?

32:56 Drew Probably just simple stuff like endometriosis, ovarian cysts. Tip deuterous, tip deuterous sometimes.

33:03 Could it have something to do with birth control?

33:05 Drew I've never heard of that. What are you on?

33:07 Because I'm on Lev-Lite, the pill.

33:11 Drew It's just interesting that it would be associated with you being on the pill. That's when it started?

33:16 I don't know, because I've been on it for about a year.

33:18 This is actually the second brand that I've been on, because the first one after about seven months I started getting sick off of it and now this one I'm kind of getting the nauseous feeling again.

33:32 Adam Speaking of that nauseous feeling Jill, I just let a big one go in the studio.

33:37 I'm not pregnant.

33:38 Adam Come on Drew, get back here. Jill?

33:40 Yes.

33:41 Adam I've chased Drew away from the microphone.

33:43 Drew I need the extension cord.

33:44 Oh God.

33:45 Drew Anderson, I need the extension again out there in the hall.

33:48 Adam No, you do not.

33:49 Drew I do sir.

33:49 Adam How dare you? How dare you sir?

33:53 Drew I'm not coming near that.

33:54 Adam How dare you abandon one of our callers?

33:57 Drew Oh my God.

33:58 Adam One of our very precious callers.

34:00 You're more than welcome to come in here, use this mic.

34:02 Caller I'm not going anywhere near.

34:04 Adam All right. You want to take a break? Drew, get back in here and help the kids. He's holding his breath. Get back in and speak to Jill.

34:11 Drew Don't pull the cord out. So Jill, you got to get this checked out. I really don't know what this is. It sounds... It's not... Describe the pain again to me.

34:23 Adam Oh, come on. We're not going to start over.

34:24 I get a cramp in my leg. In your leg. It's like a cramp in my leg.

34:27 And it only...

34:28 Drew It only happens during intercourse?

34:30 Well, it used to happen with my previous boyfriend. Sometimes, you know, we would have oral effects and it would... Occasionally, it would happen, but not really.

34:39 Drew Do you masturbate, too?

34:41 Excuse me?

34:41 Drew Do you masturbate?

34:42 No.

34:42 Drew Are you on any of the medications?

34:45 Caller No, not like anything else.

34:46 Drew Nothing? Nothing else? No antidepressant or anything like that?

34:49 No. No.

34:50 Drew Well, you get checked out. Maybe it's just a muscle spasm. Maybe you've sort of retrained... You know, sometimes you train yourself into a certain...

34:56 Adam Lord knows, if I had a nickel for every calf cramp I've got, you know, while having at myself, I'd be a rich man right now. All right, let's say hi to Dale, then we'll go to break. Dale?

35:09 What's up, guys?

35:09 Adam You're 20? Yeah. What's up?

35:12 Caller I had a question. I've been having a threesome with my girlfriend and her best friend for the past three or four months. And now they're both pregnant. And their suggestion is that we live together and raise the children. Is this possible?

35:27 Adam Hold on a second, Dale. I appreciate a guy named Dale. You know what I mean? You don't run into enough guys named Dale anymore. That's a good name for a guy, Dale. You don't run into any young guys named Dale.

35:41 Drew No, not so much.

35:42 Adam Yeah. I like this Dale. He's got a threesome. He's got everyone's pregnant. All right. We're going to take ourselves a break. We'll get back with a Dale in this potent sack after this. That's my favorite rep. And that band, New Found Glory, is going to be on this show next week, I believe, or is it the week after? No, it's next week from Thursday. All right, phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. When we left off, we were speaking to Dale. Dale has been having an ongoing threesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, and now they're both pregnant?

36:54 Drew Yeah, they just want to live together happily ever after. Yeah.

36:58 Adam Dale?

36:59 Yes.

37:00 Adam So, they're both pregnant?

37:01 Correct.

37:02 Adam And you figure it's from you?

37:05 Caller It is.

37:06 Adam Even with the best friend, huh?

37:07 Right.

37:08 Adam What do you...

37:09 Caller Good times.

37:09 Adam Good times. How far apart are they?

37:13 Caller About two weeks, I think. Oh.

37:15 Adam And you haven't been using any protection, huh?

37:18 Caller No, unfortunately.

37:19 Yeah.

37:20 Caller Wow.

37:22 Adam That is what they call paying the fiddler. You know what I mean? Having a pretty good time for a while there. And what did you figure would happen when you're banging two chicks simultaneously with no protection? How long you figure that's going to go on?

37:38 Caller Well, to tell you the truth, I've been having sex since I was 16 without a condom, really.

37:42 Adam Right.

37:42 Drew Yeah, it's a point. So how long do you think that's going to go on?

37:45 Caller I guess it went on for...

37:47 Adam Four years.

37:48 Caller Four years.

37:49 Adam All right. And they both want to keep the children?

37:52 Caller Yeah. That's another thing we try to get into. I mean, at least adoption at the most, but neither want to.

38:01 Adam Are they both confirmed pregnant? I mean, this is not something they're pulling on you?

38:06 Caller No.

38:08 Caller Hmm.

38:09 Caller And now they both want like a father figure in both of their children's lives.

38:15 Drew How dare they? How dare they?

38:17 And they figure this might be the first week.

38:19 Caller But what I'm trying to say is after a while, it's not going to work.

38:23 Drew You're going to be paying for them either way.

38:25 Adam After a while, after four months, it ain't going to be working.

38:28 Caller They don't want to have three so many more once we're all together.

38:32 Drew No kidding. Now they got what they wanted.

38:35 Adam How does that work too? Like the best friend starts dating a new guy?

38:40 Drew What a mess.

38:42 Adam Dale, you're going to have to wage a campaign for adoption, abortion, RU-486, or you're going to have to grow a mustache and move to Spain.

38:54 Caller I mean, abortion is way out of the question for both of them, but I was trying to get them some type of adoption at least.

39:01 Adam Just for a laugh. Why is it out of the question?

39:04 Caller I have no idea. Both of them together. That's right.

39:08 Adam Now, who could Dale enlist? You know what I mean?

39:11 Drew To help convince them?

39:12 Adam Yeah.

39:13 Drew Well, you can't convince anybody. You can just offer them resources to help them make a choice. And I think adoption for them would be terrific.

39:20 Adam But what if they sat down with somebody and explained, listen, you know, with a fourth party that was a little older, a little wiser, had some training, and looked at them and said, look, you think this guy is going to live with you two and the kids, and this is going to be some kind of stable environment, this ain't going to work. I mean, maybe he needs to enlist somebody.

39:44 Drew Yeah, any family counseling, that sort of thing.

39:47 Adam What if he went down to Planned Parenthood, went to talk to a counselor without them and said, hey, here's my situation.

39:53 Caller There you go.

39:55 Adam You think that's a plan?

39:56 Caller Where, Planned Parenthood?

39:59 Adam What? Yeah, I think you should go down there, ask to speak to a counselor, tell them what's going on and see if you guys couldn't put together a little plan.

40:08 Drew I'm going to give you two family planning phone numbers, okay?

40:11 Caller All right, hold on, let me get a pen.

40:13 Drew And then, Lauren, I want you to, Lauren, I want you to call this guy back in two weeks and see what comes of this. This is a call back call. Hey, Dale?

40:21 Caller All right, hold on.

40:21 Drew We're going to check back with you in about two weeks and see what comes of all this, okay?

40:24 Caller No problem.

40:25 Drew All right, one eight and one eight hundred, both these are eight hundred numbers. Two three zero P-L-A-N.

40:31 Caller Two three zero P, what?

40:34 Drew P-L-A-N.

40:35 Caller P-N.

40:36 Drew No, no.

40:37 Adam A-N-N. As in plan?

40:39 Caller Like plan, all right, go ahead.

40:40 Drew Two three zero plan, like plan parenthesis.

40:42 Caller Yeah, all right.

40:42 Drew And the other is nine four two one zero five four.

40:46 Caller Zero five four, and what's that to?

40:48 Drew That's another family planning organization. And let's see if we get somewhere with this and we're going to call you back in a couple weeks and see where we are.

40:54 Caller And if I can't come to a compromise, I mean.

40:56 Drew We're just going to see what we know how much progress you made in this whole regard. And maybe we call you back out one or two of these women available for us to talk to them.

41:03 Caller Okay.

41:04 Adam Yeah, I'll talk them into it. All right, Dale.

41:08 Caller All right.

41:09 Adam Good luck.

41:10 Drew Cover your penis from now on.

41:13 Adam Listen, everybody, this one episode or this couple of episodes could have changed poor Dale's life and these kids' lives and these women's lives for the rest of their lives. I mean, think about this now. Dale's 20, he could be financially responsible for two children and two women to some degree. I mean, he's just screwed. He is screwed, glued and tattooed as we used to say in the construction field. But that's what happens, everybody.

41:44 Drew He's been in that condom for years.

41:46 Adam Tracy?

41:47 Yes?

41:47 Adam You're 28.

41:48 Caller Yes.

41:48 What's up?

41:50 Caller I have read articles. First of all, I just want to say that you guys are both fantastic and you do a great service for the community.

41:56 Adam Thank you.

41:57 Caller But this is probably really a question more for Dr. Drew. I've read an article that you can skip the sugar pills.

42:05 Drew Yeah. You can take your birth control pill continuously so you never have a period.

42:09 Caller Right. Is that safe to do?

42:11 Drew Well, it's being evaluated. There are many doctors that think it is safe. I have a certain amount of discomfort with it, but mostly it just doesn't make rational sense to me that you can have sort of it. The whole issue with uterine problems is unopposed estrogens. All of these birth control pills have progesterone, so you shouldn't have that problem. However, so much of what we do in terms of supplementing hormones, we still sort of allow for some sloughing of the uterine lining in those people that are still cycling. It's probably going to be fine. Certainly if you need to not have a period of time because of a wedding or a trip or something, it's a very reasonable thing to do.

42:52 Adam Let me get this straight, Drew. The birth control packet, does it have the same amount for every month?

42:59 Drew It's either 21 or 28 day. Yes, it has the same amount otherwise. Twenty-eight days, seven of the days are sugar pills.

43:10 Adam Seven? On the 21 day?

43:12 On the 28 day.

43:14 Adam What's the 21 day?

43:14 Drew On the 21 day, you just have a week where you don't take anything.

43:17 Adam But it's still 21 birth control pills?

43:19 Drew Yes.

43:20 Adam So it's based on February?

43:24 Drew Just based on 28 day cycle.

43:25 Adam Okay. And you take that sugar pill and that's when your period comes in?

43:30 Drew In certain of the monophasic pills, yes.

43:33 Adam And the triphasic pills?

43:35 Drew It's a little different.

43:35 Adam Do they have biphasic? You don't hear about those. Not very popular, those biphasic.

43:42 Caller Now I'm on the triphasic, so what is that?

43:44 Drew You can still do it.

43:45 Caller Okay.

43:46 Adam So if you just keep with the pill, theoretically your period won't come around.

43:50 Drew Right.

43:52 Adam Interesting. All right, Tracy. All right. Thank you guys very much.

43:55 Caller Have a good time. All right.

43:58 Drew Actually, with the triphasics might be a little more difficult to do, but what percentage of women do you think actually eat those sugar pills? A lot.

44:06 Adam And are they actually sugar?

44:08 Drew Yeah.

44:09 Adam Why? I mean, if you're just going to make a pill that someone swallows, why take needless calories then?

44:13 Drew They're nutrisweet pills, maybe.

44:15 Adam They just make a little thing of flour or I don't know what they're made of. Pixie dust or something?

44:20 Drew It's still sugar, basically.

44:21 Caller Joe?

44:22 Hello?

44:23 Adam You're 21.

44:25 Caller Yeah, oh yeah, this is Matt. I mean, Joe, how you doing?

44:27 Drew Yeah, I'm Matt. I mean, Joe, okay.

44:29 Adam All right, man.

44:30 Caller What's up? How you doing?

44:31 Adam Good.

44:32 Caller Yeah, I just want to say, actually, are you guys still on MTV or something?

44:37 Adam What do you want?

44:39 Caller Okay.

44:40 Caller Okay. All I want to ask, basically, was, see, who made the comment about the cat? Because that was a really good comment. I mean, that's like so key, I guess.

44:49 Adam That's true. That's true.

44:51 Caller That was true? Yeah, that was really good comment. And also-

44:57 Drew You're about to get hung up on. What's the question? What's the question? What is the question?

45:02 Caller All I was going to say, it's not really a question, I'm just saying, like since you had put it that way about the cat and everything like that.

45:11 Adam You think a question was coming? It's not really a question?

45:15 Drew That was bizarre.

45:16 Caller Why?

45:18 Drew Why did he call? I mean, while he was on hold, we were, you know, he's commenting on things we had discussed.

45:25 Adam Right. Do you want to get back to him and ask him what his question was? Sure, I'm curious.

45:30 Drew Give him one chance.

45:31 Adam Joe? What's up, guys? Do you have a question?

45:34 Caller Yeah, that was mean. Come on. You don't have to do that.

45:36 Adam Just give me the question.

45:38 Caller All I was going to say was, ever since I, I was falsely accused of sexual harassment. Where? Well, it's none of your business, but I'm just saying.

45:48 Adam All righty.

45:49 Drew You think he was falsely accused?

45:51 Adam I don't care.

45:52 Drew No, but I mean.

45:53 Adam No, I believe every word of it. But the point is, what do you think we're going to do? I got a big button here, everybody. I just hit it. You give me a hard time, I hit it. I wish I had one in life. I sure as hell wish I had one the other 22 hours of the day, but I'm not going to squander the one I have. Two hours out of the day? That's just to sit here and take your crap. Please.

46:17 Caller All right.

46:18 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, Drew, who are we speaking to? Nicole. Nicole is 15. She is suicidal. She cuts on herself. She doesn't know where to turn.

46:29 Caller She's crying on the phone. Nicole? Hello?

46:33 Adam Are you crying?

46:34 Caller No, I'm not crying anymore.

46:35 Caller Okay.

46:36 Adam Well, maintain, baby.

46:38 Caller All right.

46:39 Adam I'm going to take a little break.

46:40 Okay.

46:40 Adam And then we're going to get back and we'll solve all your problems, all right?

46:43 All right.

46:44 Caller All right. Take care.

46:45 Adam Hold on.

46:46 Caller All right.

46:46 Adam We'll be back with Nicole after this.

46:49 Hello. This is your radio. Radio. Loveline will be right back.

47:36 Adam Hey, hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. That is the Always Right, Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. We're arguing earlier in the evening because Nellie Furtado is going to be in here tomorrow night. We're talking about Furtada and Drew. Definition of Furtada?

47:56 Drew An open-faced omelet.

47:58 Adam Drew said egg, I said potato. Drew was right.

48:01 Drew Shocking.

48:02 Adam I stand corrected. Tell you, Drew knows his French cuisine. I'll tell you that right now. He knows his French. Yes, he does. Nicole?

48:12 Caller Hi.

48:13 Adam You're 15?

48:14 Caller Yeah.

48:15 Adam Are you suicidal?

48:17 Caller Yeah.

48:18 Drew Really or?

48:19 Adam Are you depressed?

48:21 Caller Oh, I cut myself.

48:23 Drew The cutting though often is not an attempt to harm yourself.

48:26 Caller Yeah, but it's getting there.

48:30 Drew Are you in treatment?

48:31 Caller No.

48:31 Adam Have you tried to kill yourself?

48:34 Caller I did it with pills once, but I woke up, like, the next day.

48:38 Drew And no one has ever put you in any kind of treatment?

48:40 Caller No.

48:40 Caller What kind of pills?

48:42 Caller What?

48:42 Adam What kind of pills?

48:44 Caller Like Tylenol PMs.

48:45 Drew Whoa, when was this?

48:47 Caller That was like a year ago.

48:48 Adam How many did you take?

48:51 Caller I don't even remember. It was like about half the bottle.

48:55 Drew Oh, my God. You were lucky to survive that.

48:58 Adam Why? Because of the liver?

48:59 Drew The Tylenol? Oh, my God.

49:00 Adam Screws with your liver?

49:01 Drew Big time.

49:03 Adam Is that how you kill yourself, by the way, with Tylenol?

49:07 Drew Any day. Wretched death. Miserable.

49:09 Adam Your liver shuts down?

49:11 Drew Oh, yeah.

49:11 Adam Takes a while to die?

49:12 Drew Takes about three to five days to shut down, and then you go through the misery of, ugh.

49:16 Adam Oh, well, that's bad.

49:17 Drew Swelling up like a balloon, and just it's a mess.

49:19 Adam Okay. So what's up with your parents, Nicole?

49:23 Caller Well, my parents are divorced, but my mother, she just does not care. She's a pothead, and my father, I haven't seen him in about a year. He's a coke head and an alcoholic.

49:34 Adam And why do you want to kill yourself, or why are you so depressed?

49:39 Caller I don't know.

49:40 Drew You have any friends?

49:41 Caller Yeah.

49:42 Adam Yeah?

49:43 Caller Just a couple, like, good ones, and I think that's the only reason why I didn't, like, really kill myself yet.

49:49 Adam Are you going to school?

49:51 Caller I haven't been to school since December.

49:52 Drew How come?

49:54 Caller I don't know. I don't feel like waking up.

49:56 Caller I see.

49:57 Drew Isn't somebody capturing you, and, you know, I don't mean capturing, I mean, the sense of containing, I mean, sort of getting you into a system where you can get some help?

50:06 Caller No.

50:07 Adam So, does the school own your house, or anything like that?

50:10 Caller No, they don't care.

50:11 Caller Their attitude is, do what you want, screw up your life.

50:14 Caller You walk right out the front door, and they say bye.

50:17 Drew Is this a special kind of school of some type?

50:19 Caller No, it's public.

50:21 Adam They don't have the time and resources to chase down everyone that's not showing up, Drew.

50:25 Caller New York City public schools are the worst schools.

50:27 Adam Yeah, I don't know. LA Unified could give them a run for their money.

50:30 Drew Oh yeah, they could.

50:33 Adam My buddy Ray missed like 162 days out of the semester, senior year, and still graduated.

50:41 Drew At least in New York, the dignity of not passing you.

50:43 Adam He's very proud of that, by the way. Still wearing it like a badge of honor. So, mom's a pothead. Does she work?

50:51 Caller Yes.

50:52 Adam What does she do?

50:55 Caller She's a nursing home.

50:57 Adam So she gets up and goes to work?

50:59 Caller Yeah.

51:00 Adam And you just stay home and sleep?

51:02 Caller Yeah.

51:03 Adam And you just stay home every day?

51:05 Caller Yeah.

51:06 Drew What the hell?

51:07 Adam All right, so you're depressed. So how do we get Nicole some help? Speaking of some depression, Drew, I got some gas here.

51:13 Drew That's an anxiety disorder right now, so I've got some. Really?

51:17 Adam Yeah. Here it comes.

51:19 Drew I'm going to share those with the world.

51:22 Adam I'm just farting on you, Drew.

51:23 Drew No kidding.

51:24 Caller Yeah.

51:25 Drew Nicole, you need to get some help, right?

51:28 Caller I told my mom that I wanted to see a shrink, and she keeps saying that she's trying to get me help or something, but she really doesn't care. Her attitude is basically she's laughing because I'm more crazier than she is.

51:40 Drew Oh, that's nice. Make her feel good. But that's not the point. It's not whether she wants to get to your treatment or how she feels about this. We've got to get you to treatment. You deserve care that's appropriate for you, right?

51:52 Caller Yeah.

51:53 Drew So can you get to, is there a county hospital nearby? Do you have insurance?

51:58 Caller Yeah.

51:59 Drew Do you have a family doctor?

52:01 Caller Yeah.

52:01 Drew You do? Well, she's a nurse's aide. All right.

52:04 Adam Make an appointment with that family doctor.

52:06 Drew And go. Go and get hooked into the system. Get some help. You don't have to suffer. You don't have to suffer like this. You may start feeling like going back to school again, even if your depression is properly treated.

52:14 Adam Well, it's not overdoing it. Nicole?

52:17 Drew Yeah?

52:18 Adam Talk to your doctor.

52:19 Drew Please. There's medication for this to get you sort of out of the deep hole you're in.

52:24 Adam And listen, you know when you watch all those celebrity profiles and those behind the musics and all those rich, successful people, each person they talk to always talks about at one point or another wanting to give up, wanting to commit suicide, being this close, attempting suicide. It's good that they didn't do it. There's plenty to live for. It's a bad phase that you can't see out of.

52:51 Drew You had a bad phase. I had a bad phase.

52:53 Adam Yeah. Well, mine was short though. Mine only went from maybe 15 to 29.

52:58 Drew No, from 9 to 26.

53:01 Adam All right. Just a couple of years in there, right? But you're glad you didn't kill yourself now, right? I'm not happy about it, but you're glad, right?

53:10 Drew I'm glad that you didn't. I don't know.

53:12 Adam Desiree?

53:13 Caller Yeah.

53:13 Adam You're 18?

53:14 Caller Yeah.

53:15 Adam What's up?

53:16 Caller Well, I don't understand why whenever I'm in a relationship, I'm scared to commit all the way, but I'm more than willingly to give up sex. And I don't know why.

53:28 Drew Is it that you can't say no to sex or that you're actually seeking it?

53:32 Caller I don't know. I can say no. I mean, I'm good at saying no to a lot of things besides sex.

53:39 Drew But to sex, can you not say no? You can't say no?

53:42 Caller I can't say no to sex.

53:44 Adam No to saying no about sex or yes to saying no about sex?

53:48 Caller I can't say no to about sex.

53:50 Drew Just say yes to no?

53:51 Caller Yes, yes to no.

53:54 Drew Desiree, were you victimized at some point growing up?

53:57 Caller Yeah, I was molested a lot when I was a little kid.

53:59 Caller Who did that?

54:00 Caller That was my grandpa and my great-grandmother.

54:02 Drew Oh, and your grandmother?

54:05 Caller Great-grandmother.

54:06 Drew What did she do to you?

54:08 Caller She made me lay on top of her and she was naked. When I was three, my parents were divorced and my great-grandmother was taking care of me because I was living with my father. She got naked and made me lay on top of her and she used to feel me in different ways.

54:27 Adam But she wasn't connected to your grandfather.

54:32 Caller It was his mother. She wasn't all there mentally.

54:37 Adam The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, does it?

54:39 Drew How old was this woman?

54:41 Caller She's dead now.

54:42 Drew How old was she then?

54:44 Caller She was in her sixties or seventies because she wasn't mentally there all the way because she tried to get me to kill myself when I was five.

54:52 Caller Why?

54:52 Adam Well, most great grandmothers all ask that they're grandchildren.

54:56 Caller I don't know. She used to tell me I had snakes in my stomach and I tried to commit suicide and I've been in and out of mental institutions since I was five.

55:03 Caller All right.

55:03 Drew Well, it's the victimization that set this all up.

55:07 Caller And then two months ago I tried to commit suicide, December and in February.

55:12 Adam How did you do that?

55:13 Caller I overdosed twice.

55:15 Adam Were you successful?

55:16 Caller No. They made me drink charcoal the first time and the second time they shoved a tube down my nose.

55:22 Adam Wow. So you made a pretty good effort.

55:25 Caller Yeah.

55:25 Adam You have a man in your life now?

55:27 Caller Yeah.

55:29 Drew But you can imagine who these guys are.

55:30 Caller Yeah, boy.

55:31 Adam How's the current boyfriend?

55:33 Caller He's nice. I mean, he scared me the first time I met him.

55:37 Drew Why?

55:37 Caller Because he was drinking a lot.

55:40 Adam Oh, baby. Are you working?

55:42 Caller No, not currently. I lost my job because I just got out of the hospital.

55:49 Adam Are you going to school?

55:51 Caller No, I had to drop out. I missed too many days.

55:53 Adam Can you find a new job?

55:55 Caller I'm trying to. I'm getting ready to move to North Carolina with my boyfriend.

56:00 Adam Why is that?

56:02 Caller He wants me to come live with him and it's out of where I'm at.

56:06 Drew Why is he moving?

56:08 Caller He lives there and he's got a better job down there.

56:11 Caller Okay.

56:12 Caller There's no jobs around here.

56:13 Adam Do you trust this guy?

56:15 Caller Yeah.

56:17 Adam Okay. So you got to get some help too, Desiree.

56:19 Drew Well, she's getting it. She's in treatment.

56:21 Adam And you know, here's the deal. You've been f'ed with beyond belief growing up and that's what's causing all of this.

56:29 Drew Of course.

56:29 Adam But you can work through it. You can do your counseling and you can get your stuff straight.

56:35 Caller My counselor is kind of stirring up a bunch of stuff between my family.

56:39 Caller Why?

56:40 Caller Well, when I was scared of him the first time, he was staying. My mom had only known him three days and I had only known him three days. My mom let him move in because he was running out of money and stuff. And I got scared because...

56:51 Adam Your counselor?

56:52 Caller Yeah. And I told my counselor what he had done to me. Because we were having sex and he put his hands around my throat and it scared me.

57:00 Drew Boyfriend.

57:02 Adam This is boyfriend?

57:03 Caller Yeah.

57:03 Adam Not counselor?

57:04 Drew She's telling this to the counselor.

57:05 Adam I see.

57:06 Caller And I told this to the counselor and then she called my mom. She told my mom that he needed to get out.

57:11 Adam Well, that's a good counselor.

57:12 Drew Absolutely.

57:15 Caller I don't know.

57:15 Drew Listen, your counselor is looking out for you. Yeah.

57:18 Adam Can you trust your counselor and not your boyfriend?

57:21 Caller I don't know. I've had a hard time trusting counselors all my life.

57:24 Drew Yeah, but you see how you pick abusers. You pick victimizers to trust. Rather than the people you actually should trust.

57:30 Caller Right.

57:30 Adam Your counselor is not trying to strangle you in your sleep.

57:33 Caller Right.

57:34 Drew She has a responsibility.

57:35 Adam Not unless you don't pay.

57:37 Caller Right.

57:39 Adam Can you not move away to North Carolina?

57:41 Drew Sounds like a bad idea.

57:42 Caller I'll try.

57:43 Drew In the few minutes we've talked to you, we've decided. We don't know you never met you. We can see it's a bad idea.

57:48 Caller Right.

57:48 Drew Okay.

57:48 Adam Yeah, I wouldn't go to the corner with this guy, much less a different state.

57:52 Caller Right. And I've got another question.

57:55 Caller Oh, boy.

57:57 Caller If you're on Depcoat, see, I'm on Depcoat and effectser.

57:59 Caller Yeah.

58:00 Caller And can you're in Depcoat? Like, since I'm taking Depcoat and I took two pregnancy tests because I think I might be pregnant. Can that affect the pregnancy results?

58:12 Drew Not that I'm aware of.

58:13 Caller Okay. Because I know my Depcoat says if I'm pregnant or planning on becoming pregnant.

58:17 Drew You got to stop it.

58:18 Caller I got to stop it.

58:19 Drew Yeah, but that doesn't mean it affects the test.

58:21 Adam Desiree, you got to get an abortion if you're pregnant.

58:24 Caller I don't want an abortion.

58:26 Drew Well, these medicines are not good for the fetus.

58:29 Adam Yeah, you got to get an abortion.

58:31 Caller Right.

58:32 Adam You cannot raise this child. Do you hear me? You're in no condition for that. You got to take care of yourself right now. All right. Do that. Stay with your counselor. Don't go to North Carolina. I would warn anyone against going to North Carolina anyway. I don't care who you're going with. I don't care if Donald Trump wants to fly out in his private jet. Don't go there. Right, Drew?

58:56 Drew Turn it off.

58:57 Caller Okay.

58:58 Adam Oh, boy. Randy?

59:00 Yeah. Hello.

59:01 Adam Randy, you're 13. Randy, the girl?

59:04 Caller Yeah.

59:05 Adam What's up, Randy?

59:06 Caller Well, I'm 5'8, really tall, and I only weigh like 97 pounds to 100. My weight kind of varies. I mean, I'm always like constantly being harassed about my weight, like not like physically or anything. People are always bugging me about it, asking me about it. I've even had teachers come for me, and it really is trying to piss me off because I'm not anorexic whatsoever. It means food. People just come up to me out of the blue and just like, are you anorexic? It gets old.

59:38 Adam I see.

59:39 Caller I really don't know what to do because-

59:41 Drew It's Calista Flockhart.

59:43 Adam Hey, you're skinny.

59:44 Caller Yeah, that's what people say too. But I mean, it's not like-

59:47 Drew I wonder if she's as crazy as-

59:49 Adam I don't know if Calista is crazy. You ever talk to her?

59:52 Caller No.

59:53 Adam You never talk to her, Randy?

59:54 Caller No.

59:55 Adam Drew, have you ever talked to her?

59:56 Drew No.

59:57 Caller I bet you have.

59:59 Caller But I mean, it's like-

1:00:01 Caller Do you eat?

1:00:02 Caller Yeah, I eat a lot.

1:00:04 Adam You want to put some weight on?

1:00:06 Caller No, because I can't, because I'm a model. Another problem. I don't know what to do.

1:00:11 Drew Wait a minute now. Wait a minute.

1:00:14 Caller What? Are you going to start in on the whole father thing?

1:00:18 Drew No, we're just wondering why, if you have no weight problems, and then slip in under the wire that you actually have issues with weight, you can't have it both ways.

1:00:29 Caller I don't have issues with weight.

1:00:32 Drew Then gain some weight.

1:00:36 Caller It's hard, because I have really high metabolism.

1:00:39 Drew No, wait a minute.

1:00:40 Caller What?

1:00:40 Drew You said you can't gain weight because you're a model.

1:00:43 Caller Okay, stop. So, I'm really skinny now, and I've never really tried to gain weight, but if I did, I don't know how much I may be gaining, and if it would affect something, I don't know. You're confusing me.

1:00:56 Adam Yeah, what kind of modeling are you doing?

1:01:00 Caller Well, we haven't really done anything yet, but I should be going to New York this summer. It's just like runway modeling and like photography and stuff like that. Yeah.

1:01:09 Adam I'm a little confused about runway modeling. Do you actually model runways or is it clothing? I've never seen one. Oh, it's clothing. Oh, you walk on a runway?

1:01:19 Yeah, there you go.

1:01:21 Adam I've always been a little bit confused about that. Look, you have to be skinny to be a model. No one's going to argue with you. But if you're 5'8 and 97 pounds, you could surely balloon up to 115 and still be 5.

1:01:35 Drew Yeah, 110. Yeah, exactly.

1:01:37 Adam 5'8 is fairly range-y.

1:01:39 Drew Yeah, just increase your calorie intake, keep your balance up, be plenty of protein, get into a good diet.

1:01:46 Adam She did have some issues there.

1:01:47 Drew Yeah, she had something going on.

1:01:48 Adam Listen, do you think people should be modeling at 13?

1:01:50 Caller No.

1:01:51 Drew No.

1:01:54 Adam You know what's bizarre to me about the 13, 14, 15, even like 16, 17-year-old models? Hell, 18, 19. Just going to Europe at 14 or 15.

1:02:07 Drew With a group of girls.

1:02:08 Adam With a group of girls for three months.

1:02:10 Drew Slamming heroin.

1:02:11 Adam Having a bunch of Italian guys in their late 30s at parties, buzzing around like vultures. What's up with the parents? What if your 13, 14-year-old girl says, I want to go to New York?

1:02:28 Drew How does that work? The only way they could allow that is if it's acting out some fantasy they have.

1:02:33 Adam As a parent.

1:02:34 Drew It's the only way they wouldn't stop it from happening. If they couldn't resist letting them go.

1:02:38 Adam Well, I understand the moms, but the dads? You know, you're going to France for six months. You're 14.

1:02:47 Caller How's that work?

1:02:49 Adam You think something good's going to come of that? You're going to pick up a skill over there? You know what I mean? You're going to get strung out on white wine and heroin and have some smelly guy hump you. You know what I'd say if I had a daughter want to do that? I'd say, listen, honey, here's the deal. I'll give you a thousand bucks. I'll give you some heroin. I'll rape you myself. We're going to save a plane ticket. Okay? Let's just get down to it. Let's start the raping. Here's the rig.

1:03:17 Drew Keep the family dinners together that way, too.

1:03:18 Adam Honey, honey, heat the spoon up. Do the junk. I'll have one of my work buddies rape you. And I'll give you a few grand. What do you say? And we'll save the whole travel thing. You won't have to get a passport.

1:03:31 Caller Nick?

1:03:32 Adam Yeah? You're 24.

1:03:34 Caller Hey, hey, Adam.

1:03:35 Adam Hey.

1:03:36 It's an honor talking to you and Dr. Drew.

1:03:39 Adam Thanks, Nick.

1:03:39 Caller You guys have a great show. I've been listening off and on now for about five years.

1:03:43 Adam Thank you.

1:03:45 Caller My question is, my wife's pregnant. She just started into her second trimester. And the first trimester, you know, she really wasn't into sex all that much. So we didn't do it that often. But she's starting to get back into it now. And every time we do it, it's painful for her. And we went to the doctor and they did not a pap smear, but they checked it. And they said she had a high level of bacteria. So they put her on, I don't quote me here, but I think it was called Cleostein or something.

1:04:19 Drew Cleosin.

1:04:20 Caller Cleosin, that's right.

1:04:22 Drew Cleosin.

1:04:22 Caller And we did that for a week and she got off it. And then we tried it again and it still hurt.

1:04:28 Drew Cleosin cream?

1:04:29 Caller Yeah, it's a cream.

1:04:30 Drew Yeah. Alright.

1:04:32 Adam What's that for, yeast?

1:04:34 Drew Bacteria. Bacterial vaginosis has been thought to be something that can put a pregnancy at risk.

1:04:39 Adam What's yeast?

1:04:40 Drew Yeast is a yeast vaginosis. It's just a different organism that overgrows.

1:04:45 Adam Is that not a bacteria?

1:04:46 Drew Not a bacteria. It's a fungus.

1:04:47 Adam I see. Good times.

1:04:51 Drew And yeah, Nick, I wouldn't really continue to... did you talk to your doctor about it?

1:04:57 Caller She's actually got a doctor's appointment again tomorrow.

1:05:00 Drew Yeah, I wouldn't push things, you know? I'd keep... stay out of there for a few days.

1:05:07 Caller Yeah, the doctor says that shouldn't feel bad, though.

1:05:09 Drew No, it shouldn't, and you should be able to go right up into the third trimester, but something's wrong. Something's not happening right. And then...

1:05:16 Caller Does she have endometriosis? Is that a possible thing?

1:05:19 Drew I suppose so, yeah. Yeah. Yep. Okay.

1:05:23 Adam All right, Nick. You may have to just jack on yourself for a few more months. Otherwise, the kid's gonna hate you.

1:05:31 Drew Oh, I know. Oh, and think of the resentment the wife's gonna have.

1:05:34 Adam Yeah. Kid comes out with an extra arm.

1:05:36 Drew No, no, but this is the thing where they'll get you one day.

1:05:39 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:05:40 Drew When I was pregnant, that's all you could think about was sex. I heard, I told you it hurt. She's gonna be 60 talking to that.

1:05:46 Adam Yeah. Don't force women to do stuff they don't want to do. Am I right, Drew?

1:05:51 Drew Absolutely. Amen.

1:05:53 Adam They make you pay. Floyd?

1:05:55 Caller Yeah.

1:05:55 Adam All right. Is that Floyd?

1:05:56 Caller Yeah.

1:05:57 Drew That's not how it's spelled.

1:05:58 Adam All right. You're 23. What's up?

1:06:01 Caller Hey, me and my girlfriend had a condom break Saturday.

1:06:04 Adam And... Were you wearing it?

1:06:06 Caller Yes.

1:06:07 Adam I see.

1:06:08 Caller And we couldn't get the morning after pill yesterday, but today we got it and...

1:06:13 Drew Congratulations. Good man. Let's give this guy an applause.

1:06:16 Caller She took the first pill and now she's getting sick. I don't know if she's actually getting ill or if it's causing her to be sick.

1:06:23 Drew It'll cause you to vomit.

1:06:24 Caller It will.

1:06:25 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:06:25 Caller And so is she, like, vomiting the pill itself?

1:06:30 Drew Did you see it come back? Huh? Did it come back out?

1:06:33 Caller Well, it was actually, like, two hours later after she took it.

1:06:36 Drew No, she's not. I mean, that's why she's vomiting, is because she's absorbed enough of the pill to get sick. And most doctors or some doctors will prescribe an anti-nausea medicine with the morning after pills. You might call your doctor and ask for something for the next go-around in 12 hours.

1:06:49 Adam And why couldn't you get it on a Sunday?

1:06:53 Caller I don't know. The doctor that was there was like a, like, he was there on, he was there and he wasn't a real doctor yet.

1:07:01 Adam Weekender. Yeah. All right. You're doing the right thing, Floyd.

1:07:05 Caller Okay.

1:07:06 Drew Good work.

1:07:06 Caller Hey Adam, I have a, I think one of the scenes they need to bring back for the series is now, the sitcoms is the poker scene.

1:07:15 Drew You know, the guy's playing poker?

1:07:17 Caller Yeah, the hot girl comes in, you know, and they're playing strip poker and she loses the first round and then like four hours later they cut and they're all sitting in the boxers.

1:07:23 Adam Yeah, that's always big comedy when there's a couple of hot stewardesses who are in town for the night and Jack Tripper and Larry from Three's Company have talked them into a strip poker game and they're licking their chops and rubbing their hands and they're making a little strategy in the kitchen. All right, now Larry, when this happens, when I cough, that means I'm working on a straight, but if I scratch my nose, that means you should throw in your face cards. Okay. And then it's okay, ladies, time to deal and then cut to them in their underpants. Chicks still wearing the same thing they're wearing?

1:07:59 Drew Putting their coats on and leaving.

1:08:00 Adam Yes, who would have guessed that would have been the outcome? Who? Who, Drew?

1:08:03 Drew Shocked.

1:08:04 Adam Yeah, we all know women.

1:08:05 Drew So creative.

1:08:05 Adam Women are great card players, especially when they get drunk. Yes, indeed. Okay, we're going to take ourselves a break when we come back and speak to Mark. Mark is 17. He wants to know how to tell his girlfriend he's single.

1:08:19 Drew He lost his virginity to somebody else.

1:08:21 Adam Oh, really?

1:08:22 Drew Yeah.

1:08:22 Adam Oh, good times.

1:08:27 Um, back in a minute.

1:09:00 Adam I'm Adam, that's Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Nellie Furtado is going to be in here tomorrow night. She's got that cool video where she's fallen off the tree. And Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys is going to be in here on Wednesday night. Sasha Alexander is going to be in here from Dawson's Creek on Thursday. But until then, we'll get back with Mark who's 17. Mark?

1:09:26 Caller Yes, sir.

1:09:28 Adam You have a girlfriend.

1:09:30 Caller Well, okay, she's not really my girlfriend, but we've been dating for three, four months. We're not officially committed, but she thinks it's exclusive.

1:09:38 Drew All right, what's the question?

1:09:40 Caller I met a girl about a month ago, and things got serious real fast, and I lost my virginity to her.

1:09:47 Drew This is while you were dating the other girl.

1:09:49 Caller Right. And I want to start a relationship with the girl I had sex with because, you know, she was my first. But I don't know how to end things with the other girl. And I can't tell her the truth because that's just me.

1:10:04 Drew You gotta just say, I'm not ready for a girlfriend right now. I just want to date other people.

1:10:11 Adam Tell her you're starting a boy band and hitting the road. Yeah, listen, you guys have been poking around for three, four months now with nothing real. You haven't consummated it.

1:10:24 Drew Not really.

1:10:24 Adam It's not been that serious. This ain't gonna be too hard to wiggle out of.

1:10:29 Drew I suspect it's because this hasn't been moving along quickly because that's her. She's kinda taking things slow, right?

1:10:35 Caller But if I tell her that I don't want a girlfriend and then I end up with the other girl and she finds out?

1:10:40 Adam Well, she will eventually.

1:10:42 Caller And then I'm screwed.

1:10:44 Adam No, you just, people, that happens all the time. People accept, I mean, see, people give a lot of reasons for getting out of a relationship and you always take them with a grain of salt. The first part you should listen to is they don't want to be in a relationship with you.

1:10:57 Drew That's all you gotta hear.

1:10:58 Adam That's all you need to know.

1:11:00 Drew You want out?

1:11:01 Adam Whatever reason they say they want out doesn't, it's neither here nor there. They want out. That's the part you listen to.

1:11:08 Drew In fact, we should establish some sort of protocol for this. Some sort of axiom that if somebody comes up and says, I'm not sure this relationship is going where we need, that's it. Don't get into further discussion. Just go, do we end it now? Is that what you're saying? Fine. Out. Period.

1:11:25 Adam I didn't even get that. If someone comes up to me and says we need to talk, I just go running and screaming.

1:11:29 Drew Yeah, we need to talk. Just we.

1:11:32 Adam Sorry, done. We need to talk. Okay, can I?

1:11:37 Caller Yes.

1:11:38 Adam All I have to say is we and I go running out screaming.

1:11:41 Caller Yeah.

1:11:42 Adam Okay. Just tell her. Just tell her whatever it is.

1:11:46 Drew Yeah. Just tell her you're not ready for that. You don't want this relationship. Something. But be clear and don't leave the door open and be with her because she'll struggle a little bit and that's it. Just end.

1:11:57 Adam Yeah. Or you could work that bang in one of your friend's angle.

1:12:02 Drew I should appreciate that.

1:12:03 Adam Steve?

1:12:03 Yeah.

1:12:04 Adam You're 15?

1:12:05 Caller Yep.

1:12:05 Adam What's up?

1:12:07 Caller I've been taking Accutane for about three months and they told me that I could get depression from it and before I already had depression but I was just getting over it. I was happy with everything. But now I just feel like shitting. I'm sorry. But I'm just not happy at all.

1:12:27 Drew Have you talked to the people prescribing the Accutane?

1:12:29 Caller I don't really want to get off of it so much because my acne is going away finally.

1:12:35 Drew It's so great. I was on Accutane for about six months. I was on it longer than that, like eight months. I know that feeling made me fatigued, gave me backache, made me feel like crap.

1:12:44 Caller Yeah. After practices and sports, I feel really sore.

1:12:48 Drew Then I started having memory problems and got a little depressed. I got in three car accidents in about two weeks, started getting shorter breath at night and I thought, okay, that's it. Either I have a brain tumor or it's just damn stuff. It's got to stop. The whole time going, this stuff is so great. It's such a luxury day, this stuff is really great medicine and I don't want to stop it. I know that feeling.

1:13:09 Adam You can't stop getting zits in your 40s?

1:13:11 Drew I can now. It took accutane for six months.

1:13:14 Adam Well, can you take it for a while and then get off it and it will still remain?

1:13:17 Drew It does. Part of the problem, actually, Steve, you've got to watch out for some of these effects like the depression, stick around for a few months. Yeah, three months might be enough to control things.

1:13:26 Adam What about taking accutane and like wellbutrin or something?

1:13:29 Drew Or a lower dose of accutane. What's the dose of accutane you're on now?

1:13:33 Caller I'm taking it twice a day every day. How much? How much? I think like the little yellow pills I've been taking.

1:13:40 Drew 40 milligrams.

1:13:40 Caller Yeah.

1:13:41 Drew That's a lot.

1:13:42 Caller Yeah.

1:13:42 Drew That's a lot.

1:13:43 Caller Well, they started me off at a lower dose of just.

1:13:46 Drew Well, maybe go back to the lower dose. Maybe that will help.

1:13:48 Caller Well, no, I was getting depressed.

1:13:49 Drew But you've got to talk to the people prescribing it because this is not okay. Because you can get suicidal. It can be quite serious.

1:13:54 Caller I want to know, do they just take me off or do they just or do they give me something for the depression?

1:13:58 Drew I hope they would lower your dose and give you something for the depression. That would be my sort of hope for you.

1:14:03 Caller Because I don't want to just have all my hits go down.

1:14:05 Drew I know you don't want the agitator to stop. I understand.

1:14:08 Adam You've got to go in there and tell them you're light-weight, Steve.

1:14:11 Drew Like me.

1:14:11 Caller I'm not a light-weight at all.

1:14:13 Drew Like me.

1:14:14 Adam I'm kidding. I just, I like calling people light-weight. I don't think it gets used enough anymore.

1:14:19 Drew And I like the way young guys get offended by that. I am not a light-weight.

1:14:22 Adam How dare you, sir. You would have slapped me with a glove if he was here. Jessica?

1:14:27 Caller Yeah.

1:14:28 Adam You're 15?

1:14:29 Caller Yeah.

1:14:29 Adam What's up, Totes?

1:14:31 Caller Well, I guess I'm just kind of, I know, worried that I'm a hypochondriac, which probably sounds really weird. But I guess for the past eight months, I've been really worried that something's wrong with me, like constantly, all the time, and that I'm going to die. And it's not very pleasant.

1:14:53 Adam What do you think's wrong with you?

1:14:56 Caller Oh, God, anything, that I'm going to have a heart attack or...

1:15:00 Adam Really?

1:15:00 Caller Yeah, I mean...

1:15:02 Drew Do you actually feel anxious and panicky, like you're having a heart attack?

1:15:05 Caller Kind of panicky, not like chest pains, but panicky and like, oh my God.

1:15:12 Drew I must be having one.

1:15:13 Caller Yeah.

1:15:13 Drew Well, that feeling like you're going to have a heart attack is called a panic attack.

1:15:18 Caller Okay.

1:15:18 Drew And that has a real specific treatment. Being preoccupied with some sort of imminent catastrophe is, you know, it can be a sign of depression, it could be generalized anxiety, it could be some obsessive compulsive issue, but there's a lot of things that can be done for these symptoms, a lot.

1:15:35 Caller Okay.

1:15:36 Adam Maybe you should keep some nitroglycerin tablets just in case.

1:15:40 Drew Yeah, 15-year-olds don't get heart attacks, Jessica, so you can relax about that.

1:15:42 Adam No. Cancer, yes.

1:15:45 Drew They do get panic attacks all the time. And you'd want to see a psychiatrist or a psychologist, not just a regular doctor, because it's a little bit complicated at your age, but it can be treated quite easily.

1:15:55 Adam Speaking of panic attacks, Drew, I got something to tell you. No, that's... Are you getting some of that? Yeah, that'd give you a heart attack, buddy. I would feel bad if I killed you with a forest dog. It'd be funny. Imagine the kind of respect you would garner if you killed somebody with a fart.

1:16:23 Drew You would laugh like a hyena.

1:16:24 Adam You know what I mean? It'd be like packing a gun. Now, I'm running out of... They got no teeth in them anymore.

1:16:31 Drew They have a punch up front.

1:16:32 Adam A quick punch, but then nothing behind them.

1:16:34 Drew No linger.

1:16:35 Adam Yeah.

1:16:36 Drew That's stuff you usually do with, like, in the cloth here and the sound.

1:16:39 Adam Yeah. I'm not on my game tonight. I'll be the first to admit it.

1:16:42 Caller Daryl?

1:16:45 Adam Daryl? Daryl?

1:16:46 Caller All right.

1:16:47 Adam Caller goes by the name of Daryl? No.

1:16:50 Caller All right.

1:16:51 Adam Let's speak to Eric. He's 28.

1:16:53 Caller Eric?

1:16:54 Caller Yeah.

1:16:54 Adam What's up?

1:16:55 Caller I had some General Warts frozen off with liquid nitrogen. And they left, like, a scar there. I'm wondering if the scar is going to go away or what.

1:17:04 Drew Scars are scars. They don't go away.

1:17:06 Caller Yeah.

1:17:07 Drew They can get a little less with time.

1:17:10 Adam Is that on your penis?

1:17:13 Caller Yeah.

1:17:13 Adam Yeah. So there's a little spotting.

1:17:16 Drew You can call it a dork.

1:17:17 Adam I'm surprised. Yeah. What color are the scars?

1:17:21 Caller Just like a lighter flesh tone.

1:17:23 Adam Mm-hmm. Do you have a dark penis?

1:17:25 Caller No. Yeah.

1:17:28 Adam So it's got some little spots to it. That's all right.

1:17:31 Caller By the way, nice fart, Adam.

1:17:32 Adam Yeah. I think I got another one growing.

1:17:34 Caller No. Let it rip, brother.

1:17:36 Adam I'm trying to, you know, I almost cramped on myself today at work. I was, I was, I was, I was, you know, I was trying to break wind. And I had actually spread my cheek so wide that I think I opened up my asshole and I almost cramped on myself.

1:17:52 Drew Good time.

1:17:53 Adam Actually, I did a little bit. I had to go mop up.

1:17:58 Drew Did you admit to that to Jimmy?

1:18:00 Adam Yeah.

1:18:01 Drew He must have gotten insane. No, he didn't care. Yeah.

1:18:04 Adam He enjoyed it. Yeah. All right. What are we going to do, Drew? Take a call? Am I going to try to cramp on myself in here? What's your plan?

1:18:13 Drew Let's try this one.

1:18:15 Adam You want to talk to Line 1? Should I sing the Dreidel song?

1:18:18 Drew Sure.

1:18:19 Adam I had a little Dreidel.

1:18:22 Caller Oh, wait a minute.

1:18:24 Adam I made it out of clay. Drew, can you believe this radio show? Let's speak to Michelle. See if she's up. Hey, Michelle.

1:18:32 Drew Put Michelle on hold, please.

1:18:34 Adam All right.

1:18:34 Drew Michelle, don't write down the thing. Just put Michelle on hold.

1:18:37 Adam Hey, Lauren.

1:18:38 Drew There you go. Put her on hold. We're going to react.

1:18:41 Adam Michelle?

1:18:42 Caller Hi. Hi.

1:18:43 Adam What's up?

1:18:44 Caller What's up? I have some questions regarding Depravera.

1:18:47 Adam Yeah. How old are you?

1:18:48 Caller I'm 19.

1:18:49 Adam All righty.

1:18:50 Caller I've been on it for about 10 months or more, a little bit more. And you're supposed to take a shot every three months.

1:19:00 Drew That is right.

1:19:01 Caller And I've missed it for about the past two weeks.

1:19:05 Drew So maybe you're pregnant.

1:19:08 Caller I'm not sure if I'm pregnant, but the thing is I've, I've bled. And what I'm worried about is I know you're supposed to get, or you're not, I'm not sure if you're supposed to get your period. And I've heard you talk on the radio about two months ago that you're supposed to get your period back.

1:19:26 Drew Yeah, you do pretty quickly. So that may just be what's going on here. But it also could be pregnancy.

1:19:30 Adam Well, how does she get pregnant?

1:19:32 Drew She's missed the shot by two weeks.

1:19:36 Caller But I haven't been sexually active for the past three or four months.

1:19:40 Drew Okay, all right. So it's just the hormonal changes of having missed the shot.

1:19:44 Adam And let me ask you this, Drew. If they tell you you should get your shot every three months, they got to give you some kind of padding, some kind of grace period.

1:19:51 Drew I would go too soon and too late.

1:19:54 Adam Yeah, I understand. But I would bet you it's still going for two or three weeks after that.

1:19:59 Drew A week. Look, she's starting to bleed at two weeks.

1:20:02 Adam All right, baby.

1:20:03 Drew What's that?

1:20:04 Caller My real question is, are you supposed to get your period back? Because I know it's a healthy thing to have your period.

1:20:14 Drew Yes, you will get your period back after you're off the shot.

1:20:18 Caller But while you're on the shot, it just stops?

1:20:20 Drew It just stops. Typically.

1:20:24 Caller And what do you recommend, Dr. Drew? I mean, is it healthy to take that?

1:20:29 Drew Yes, the shot is much healthier than a pregnancy, much, okay?

1:20:34 Caller Right, right, right. But it doesn't ruin any system, like anything in your system.

1:20:38 Adam No. Listen, Michelle, Michelle, think about all the lawyers in this godforsaken country of ours. You think if it rendered you sterile or ruined your innards somehow that people would be gladly administering this shot to young people all over the country?

1:20:55 Caller Right?

1:20:57 Drew You understand? There would be no way they could even manufacture it because they would be sued out of business.

1:21:01 Adam Yes, if it was even close.

1:21:03 Drew If there was anything, believe me.

1:21:05 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll see if we can get Laurieann off the Vicodin after this.

1:21:12 Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, we'll be right back.

1:21:48 Caller Hi, this is Jenna Jamison, starlet of the year, and nothing makes me hotter than listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:21:57 Adam I was just thinking about her today.

1:21:59 Drew How come?

1:22:00 Adam Just chatting it off.

1:22:00 Drew She could do a man show thing with you?

1:22:03 Adam I was thinking it was a man show thing, and I was just thinking, I wonder what's up with Jenna Jamison? I haven't seen her in a little while.

1:22:10 Caller I haven't been on the show in a little while.

1:22:14 Adam Phone number. I'll forget about that. Let's get some calls.

1:22:19 Caller Yes, hello?

1:22:20 Caller Yep.

1:22:21 Caller Hi. This question is more for Dr. Drew. About three years ago I fell and I hurt myself. They told me I had a pinched nerve, and my doctor put me on Vicodin. At first I was taking about four a day.

1:22:34 Drew Now you're taking 30, 40?

1:22:35 Caller No, no. Now I'm up to about eight a day at the most. That's what I'll take. I'm still having pain. I told my doctor that I want to...

1:22:42 Drew The pain's not going to go away until you've been off the opiates at least three months, completely.

1:22:46 Caller I've been trying, I've been trying to wing myself off of it.

1:22:49 Drew You have to be treated, Lorianne. I won't take somebody off opiates outside a hospital. I won't do it.

1:22:54 Caller I'm sorry?

1:22:55 Drew I won't take somebody off opiates outside a hospital that never works, especially with pain.

1:22:59 Caller Really?

1:23:00 Caller Because I'm still having pain, so I'm trying to wing myself off of it.

1:23:03 Drew Lorianne?

1:23:03 Caller They've also given me a muscle relaxer called the Soma.

1:23:06 Drew Lorianne?

1:23:07 Caller I'm feeling like I'm getting addicted to that too.

1:23:10 Drew Are you ready to listen to me?

1:23:11 Caller Yes.

1:23:12 Drew Both drugs have to be stopped completely and has to be done in a hospital.

1:23:17 Caller Really?

1:23:17 Drew That's my opinion. You may find out people do other ways, but I've tried a million times doing it as an outpatient. It never works, especially with pain, because you will be totally focused on that pain, and that pain is not going away until you've been completely off drugs for a couple of months.

1:23:31 Caller Well, the problem is the medical facility that I go to is a hospital, and it's like they pass me from one person to another.

1:23:37 Drew You need to be in a chemical dependency unit.

1:23:39 Caller And do you have to pay for that, or is there, do you know if there's any kind of, you know, public, like, thing where they help you out for free?

1:23:46 Adam Yeah, it's called a drunk tank.

1:23:48 Drew Yeah.

1:23:50 Adam Laurieann, what nerve did you pinch when you fell?

1:23:54 Caller They said that there was a, oh gosh, a slipped disc, a slipped disc that pinched my carotid nerve, I believe it was, something like that. And that's why I started taking them. And now I'm in pain management and they're still giving me the Vicodin and they're not like cutting me back and I'm trying to cut back on my own.

1:24:16 Drew Do you have a family history of alcoholism?

1:24:18 Caller No, not at all. My family has, not to my knowledge, they have never been.

1:24:23 Adam Are you able to work?

1:24:25 Caller Yes, I can work totally fine. I mean, when I take it, I'm fine. I mean, it helps my pain, but, you know, I can take it and function.

1:24:35 Drew You're not adopted?

1:24:36 Caller No.

1:24:37 Drew And you know your grandparents?

1:24:38 Caller Yes. They were no alcoholics or drug addicts at all.

1:24:43 Drew Not at all.

1:24:44 Adam Well, okay, but look at it this way. They keep giving her Vicodin.

1:24:47 Drew Well, that may be, but maybe she needs it.

1:24:49 Adam And she's not going nuts with it.

1:24:50 Drew Yeah, I would say there's, there's, there's, some people need it for pain management.

1:24:53 Caller Okay, but for, I mean, this is like three years now.

1:24:56 Drew Yeah, well, if you have chronic, true chronic pain, I just don't believe most, all the chronic pain I deal with is about addiction. Is your, your spinal, the mechanisms in the spinal column and your brain reward systems become linked up such that your brain learns that if it has pain, you'll get a reward. And that pain cycle, that pain mechanism doesn't stop until you've been off opiates for a long time.

1:25:18 Adam All right, but she's three years into this, she's taken eight a day, which is well short of your 30 prediction. And she's working.

1:25:27 Drew And there's no family history of alcoholism. No family history of addiction really throws this all into question.

1:25:32 Adam She's not spinning out of control and she's wanting to stop at eight.

1:25:37 Drew Yeah.

1:25:38 Adam So...

1:25:39 Drew It might not be addiction. I might be wrong.

1:25:42 Adam Maybe she needs to just tell this story to the doctor. True.

1:25:46 Drew We should have an evaluation by addiction people though.

1:25:49 Adam I've heard more Vicodin related stories in the last couple of years.

1:25:54 Drew That's the drug of choice.

1:25:56 Adam I had Vicodin for a while then, didn't do anything. You didn't get a buzz off that at all.

1:26:01 Drew You didn't take enough.

1:26:03 Adam You always say that, but I took a couple, I washed it down with some booze. Nothing. I mean, you know, a little something. Nothing, really.

1:26:13 Drew You're not an addict.

1:26:14 Adam It's not my gig. I was so excited, too, to get hold of that Vicodin. I hear people talking about it and getting hooked on it. I was thinking, this is going to be great. Dan?

1:26:25 Caller Yes.

1:26:26 Adam You're 22.

1:26:27 Caller Yes. What's up? A couple of months ago, I started noticing that if I would go for a week without having an ejaculation, that there would be some thickness in it that was off-colored. Now it's like, I'll go three, four days and if I have an ejaculation, I'll notice that there's all kinds of little things inside of it that look like it's just like-

1:26:48 Drew Yeah, it's like Whoville, tapioca pudding.

1:26:50 Caller Yeah, exactly.

1:26:51 Caller It looks like tapioca pudding.

1:26:54 Adam Yeah. And what do the boys down the lab have to say, Dan?

1:26:59 Caller I haven't gotten, I'm just wondering what it is.

1:27:01 Adam Well, it does have a way of thickening up. It seems to be more solids in it.

1:27:07 Caller Yeah.

1:27:07 Caller And it's just like, so it'll be like normal and then there'll be like all these chunks in it too.

1:27:11 Drew Right. Yeah. Tapioca pudding.

1:27:13 Caller That looks normal.

1:27:13 Drew That's normal?

1:27:14 Adam Those chunks are what I call flavor morsels.

1:27:18 Caller Wait, wait, wait.

1:27:18 Drew Listen, listen. You're in the background there? You there?

1:27:22 Caller Yeah.

1:27:22 Drew There's no what?

1:27:24 Caller Is that normal?

1:27:25 Drew Yes.

1:27:26 Caller Oh, so there's nothing wrong with that?

1:27:27 Caller Correct.

1:27:28 Caller Oh, okay.

1:27:29 Adam All right, buddy.

1:27:30 Drew Good times.

1:27:31 Adam Happy Jacking. And listen, that's what you get for not whacking off for three days.

1:27:35 Drew A week, you said?

1:27:37 Adam Yeah.

1:27:37 Drew I know. You had to translate it down. You couldn't believe some male could actually make it a week.

1:27:41 Adam I couldn't emotionally cope with that and I refused to hear it.

1:27:43 Drew Yeah, you didn't, yeah.

1:27:44 Adam No, he did say a week one time, he said there's some yellow stuff and then he said after that, he got down to three days and he still had some chunky stuff.

1:27:53 Drew He's being more honest with you.

1:27:55 Adam Wouldn't chunky stuff feel better coming out? You know, don't you think like anal beads? Do you know what I'm saying?

1:28:10 Drew I'm hearing the words.

1:28:12 Adam I got a bet with my buddy Jimmy. You have to eat anal beads, right? Bill?

1:28:21 Caller Hey, what's going on, Adam?

1:28:22 Adam Hey, you're 18. What's up?

1:28:23 Caller Yeah, man. Well, you see, me and some buddies, we've been in my buddy's room for a while, you know, and we've had a couple good times with some girls and a camera, you know, and we've been wondering if you have any tips on how to get into the industry.

1:28:37 Adam You want to be a porn actor?

1:28:39 Caller Yeah.

1:28:40 Adam Well, what I'm told is you have to bring a chick in, or you got to do gay porn. All right. Meaning, this whole world is supply and demand, kiddies. You know why they pay a minimum wage at McDonald's? They can. Because they can. Because there's some idiot who will just walk right in and do the exact same thing you're doing, and probably do it better for the exact same money. And the thing about porn is, obviously, there's an abundance of guys who would love to get paid to have sex with hot chicks.

1:29:17 Caller Right?

1:29:18 Adam Think about it. And who don't care if they're being filmed or not, even look at it as a plus. So how are you going to get into that when there's abundance of guys who want your job? Well, A, you're going to get paid less. B, you're going to have to go into the nether regions of porn, like the gay porn, because the line ain't going around the block for guys trying to get into gay porn. And C, you're going to have to make it worth their while by bringing in a chick. That's what I was told by Ron Jeremy. Makes sense. Jonathan?

1:29:53 Caller Yeah.

1:29:53 Adam You're 23. What's up?

1:29:55 Caller Hey, I met a girl two years ago in Spain, and I was with her for about five months, and we had a great relationship. Came back, lived together, not together, but in the same city. Continued as students, and our sex life went downhill the day we came back to the States. And so for a year and a half, she's lost her sexual drive, and I've stayed the same. It's been a real struggle. So if you could give me some health advice on her end, and maybe some life planning advice on my end. I don't know if I want to...

1:30:33 Adam Dr. Well, maybe she's depressed because she's away from home.

1:30:39 Caller No, she is at home. She lives... she's not Spanish. We've been abroad together.

1:30:45 Drew Dr. Is she on any medication, any birth control pills, anything like that?

1:30:48 Caller Birth control.

1:30:49 Drew Dr. That's new?

1:30:50 Caller No, she's been on it for years.

1:30:51 Drew Dr. She was on that in Spain.

1:30:53 Adam Was she happy and feeling free and all that kind of stuff in Spain? Does she feel like reality is set in back now that she's stateside?

1:31:04 Caller I think a bit of that. She also tells me, you know, she's still very attracted to me. Well, no, I mean...

1:31:14 Adam That's where I run out of the room screaming at.

1:31:16 Drew Dr. We need to talk.

1:31:18 Caller Really?

1:31:18 Adam Dr. I'm still very attracted... Uh-oh. Yeah. Dr. Because you never leave it at that. There's something...

1:31:26 Drew Something's wrong.

1:31:27 Caller She's really trying... I mean, this has been going on for over a year, and she's really trying to figure the problem out.

1:31:35 Adam Dr. Jonathan, one of two scenarios. A, she's a little depressed, and maybe it has to do with the birth control, there's something emotional going on with her. B, her vagina is checking out of the relationship, and she is trying to use logic, because this happens, and it happens especially with women, it happens with men too, where their body is telling them, I'm checking out, I ain't into this thing anymore.

1:32:03 Drew And women, the emotional thing's got to be there.

1:32:05 Adam Dr. And their brain is like, the reasoning side of their brain is saying, this guy's a good guy, he treats you well, you had all these good times, you have this history, what are you doing? Stay into it. And the emotional side is just going, I don't know, I ain't into it. And the logic side's going, stay into it. But they can't beat the emotional side.

1:32:27 Drew No, no, she's out.

1:32:28 Adam Dr. And that has the last say. That emotional side will trump the logic side every time.

1:32:35 Drew And with men, they'll keep having sex, even when they're in that emotional quandary. Women, shut down.

1:32:42 Adam Dr. Yeah, so that says something, especially when you didn't get drunk and smack them around or bang one of their friends or get out of line or anything. When they actually want to and they feel bad, but they can't get the vagina started.

1:32:56 Drew I'm still attracted to you, but...

1:33:00 Caller Dr. Oh, I wish I could do something. I don't know, here's the one that's tough. I don't know what's wrong with me. Something's wrong with me, because you're perfect.

1:33:10 Adam I mean, you're great. You're handsome.

1:33:12 Caller I'm attracted to you.

1:33:13 Adam I can't, but what?

1:33:14 Caller I don't know what it is.

1:33:16 Adam It's like, ah, there's no fix in that.

1:33:18 Drew Yeah.

1:33:19 Caller We'll be back.

1:33:52 Adam Well, there you go. Another fabulous Love Line show in the can. Nellie Furtado will be in here tomorrow night.

1:34:01 Caller She's at Hunt.

1:34:02 Adam Good looking chick does a video where she's falling off the tree. Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys. And then Sasha Alexander will be in here from Dawson's Creek on Thursday night. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:34:15 Caller Rampy Jackin.

1:34:17 This has been Love Line. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Love Line is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Love Line is a presentation.

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