Episode 1000754887089

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1:54 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

2:06 Adam If it is Loveline and Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-854-4455, Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight we're glad to welcome back to the show Everlast.

2:22 Everlast Hey!

2:23 Adam Hey! Everlast, I think I saw him last at an airport in Vegas. Is that true?

2:30 Everlast Yeah, I believe that was. That was quite a while ago. I saw you and Bill Russell within the span of like 10 minutes.

2:36 Adam That's right. Bill Russell, who is, he's really, he's at a spot. Yeah, because he's like 6'11. But you know what happens to NBA star Bill Russell? I mean, a guy, you hear about some of these records that are going down now, like this guy's got four or five championship rings, and then Bill Russell is like 35. And, you know, has more rebounds in the first half of a game than Shaq in his last four seasons. And it's crazy, but when old, when tall guys get really old, it looks weird. Isn't it weird to see a guy like who's like 70 and seven foot?

3:12 Everlast Definitely, definitely crazy. I recognized him right away.

3:15 Adam It's kind of freaky. And I realized, you know, guys like guys who are over, you know what a standard door height is? Yeah. Six eight.

3:22 Drew Yeah.

3:23 Adam That's standard door height. So anything higher than that, you're whacking your head your entire life. Anyone higher, anyone taller than six eight, has to duck. And once you start ducking, you just duck all the time. So they're like, Bill Russell walks to the airport, ducking. You know, is he scared he's going to hit, you know, get clipped by some landing gear or something or whack his head on some sign or something. You just, it's just weird to see guys that are seven foot and 70 years old and creepy. You ever shake hands like an old big guy, who's a big hand guy?

3:54 Everlast Like, you know, like stretch up to your elbow.

3:56 Drew Hippocrate, hippocad, Icabod Crane.

3:59 Adam Yeah. Like once in a while you'll meet some guy who's a six eight and he's 65 and he's still got that huge lurch hand on him, but he's you think I could probably kick his ass and then you think, all right, he could fall on me or something, I could get hurt. But anyway, it's good to see Everlast. I guess we saw him at the, I guess it was the Billboard Awards I saw him last at and and you look good. You look, I don't know, you have ten pounds lighter or something.

4:25 Everlast I lost a little weight recently, but you know, I got some hair. I got, you know, yeah, you got hair, hair.

4:30 Drew Freaked me out.

4:31 Adam Yeah. And how's the last time you're, I guess you're in here about a year ago. We're talking about your heart valve replacement and all that stuff. How's that going?

4:39 Everlast It's all lovely, man.

4:40 Adam Feel strong?

4:41 Everlast Every day.

4:42 Adam Feel good?

4:43 Everlast Every day.

4:44 Adam Good. I'm glad to hear it. Eat It Whitey's is the name of the CD. It is out and Everlast is going to be, well, he's been touring, but the big one coming up is tomorrow night over at the House of Blues. And what time do you figure you're hitting the stage?

5:00 Everlast Whenever everybody gets there.

5:02 Adam All right. So get there, what, about 2.33 in the afternoon?

5:04 Everlast Yeah. That'll be good for the sound check.

5:08 Adam And get up front. Drew and I have actually had to do a sound check before, haven't we, Drew?

5:13 Drew No.

5:14 Adam We were asked to do one?

5:15 Drew Yes.

5:16 Adam Right. How'd the sound check go? Do you remember that?

5:19 Drew Where was that?

5:20 Adam We were doing a college, and they were like, we're doing a lecture at a college, and they were like, listen, you better swing by the arena, do a quick sound check before you go to the hotel.

5:29 Drew Yeah.

5:30 Adam I said, listen, here's how we'll do it. You go out on stage, put the mic in front of your mouth.

5:34 Drew Yeah, right.

5:34 Adam Talk. If a guy can hear you, that's good. That's what I thought. We're going to the hotel.

5:38 Drew We've never done a sound check. That's right.

5:40 Adam But at least we were approached to do one, and that's how you know you've arrived. But what goes on in these sound checks? I mean, why do you got to do one every show? Because every venue is different?

5:51 Everlast Yeah, the rooms are different. You know, you want your front of house got to get the sounds right. You do line checks to make sure every line is working.

5:57 Drew Adam's point is, why can't somebody do it for you?

5:59 Adam Yeah. Can't somebody do that for you?

6:00 Everlast Yeah, everybody does most of it for you. I show up for the last 15 minutes of it, and okay, sounds great.

6:05 Adam Oh, really? That's it.

6:06 Everlast It's going on most of the day, setting up and all that.

6:09 Adam Now, where will you go? Will you go upstairs to one of those cool private rooms up to House of Blues and wait it out, or you go back home and come back again?

6:18 Everlast I'll probably go home and come back again.

6:21 Adam Nice. Yeah, that's big time.

6:23 Everlast That's the move to make.

6:24 Adam All right, so we're going to hear something from Everlast before... Well, actually, we'll hear a couple of cuts off the new CD before the night is over.

6:30 Drew And just a reminder, by the way, that we're often hearing stuff from Everlast when you do team.

6:35 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, we talked about that. The... Let's see, was it the... Oh, wait, I got a backhand like John McEnroe, right? I got the backhand like John McEnroe. That beach steps up, I'm smocking the hole. That's right. That's Tim the fat white Russian rapper who is an actual human being who I've met on more than one occasion. Those beaches are dope. It was great. This kid was 11, he was 250 pounds, he was from Russia and he loved House of Pain, he loved Snoop Dogg, he loved everything. And I couldn't even figure out his name. What's your name? Tim? Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, like a basketball team? No, no, team, team, Tim, team. Okay, I'll just, I'm gonna call you Tim, okay? Yes, it is team. Why can't guys learn to pronounce their own name? Don't you think some of these foreigners are just giving us a hard time?

7:35 Drew You a hard time.

7:36 Adam Like my barber, the guy who was from, my barber's from Spain and he says, I'm thinking about trading in my bobo for a sov. And I said, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, you're trading in your bobo for a sov? Yes, yes, that is what I'm going to do. I said, oh, hold on, Oscar, Oscar, Volvo, Volvo, Volvo, Volvo. Okay, forget about Volvo. Let's go to, let's go to sob.

8:07 Drew Got the B down.

8:08 Adam Let's go to sob. You got the B down. Let's go to sob now. Sob, sob, sob, sob. Now Oscar, you just did the B. You did the B on Volvo. Now just put it on the back of sob. Sob. Okay, now let's go back to Volvo. Volvo. Okay, now look, we know you can do a B and a V. Why must you flip flop them this way? Just can't, just couldn't do it. Just impossible. He had to put a pencil in his mouth. Cross his mouth, like that. And he go, sob. After like 20 minutes, okay, just cut the hair. Enough with the burlitz. But to me, that's just passive aggressive, isn't it? When you can say both letters, but you refuse to use it in the right car, it's bobo for sob.

9:00 Drew Well, he said that your hair must go, stood up.

9:03 Adam Yeah, he clipped it real quick. Got all the ones on the back of my neck. Carol?

9:07 Yes.

9:08 Adam You're 23.

9:09 Caller Yes. I have this problem. Not really a problem. It's kind of a good thing. I have multiple orgasms in my sleep. I don't know. I have a vibrator. I dream about it and I can actually control how many I have and when it stops.

9:23 Drew You dream about your vibrator?

9:25 Caller Yeah. For some reason, it just popped in my head and I was like, have multiple orgasms.

9:29 Drew Do you do that in real life?

9:31 Caller No, I don't at all. Can you? I'm on Temple Prevara. I thought that might be something.

9:36 Drew Yeah, it can change your sex drive. That's for sure. Up or down.

9:39 Caller It's inconsistent. From the last month, I've had it three times and I only had it once before that. Hold on. It was in January last year.

9:46 Drew You had, did you understand what that statement meant?

9:49 Adam No, but I couldn't get over her dreaming about her vibrator. I mean, talk about low self-esteem. You dream, you might as well go Tom Selleck. You're going vibrator. Did your vibrator talk to you?

10:01 Caller No, I didn't. It was just there.

10:03 Adam You were just using it. It wasn't like Mr. Vibrator.

10:06 Caller It's just a dream.

10:08 Adam I see. But it wasn't like a kazoo on the Flintstones.

10:12 Caller No, it wasn't.

10:17 Drew Well, dumb dumb.

10:19 Adam Masturbating again, I see.

10:22 Caller Get out of here.

10:23 Adam The big bowling tournaments tonight. You want to win, don't you? Well, I think that I wouldn't have to. I can use my vibrating skills to knock over those pins.

10:33 Caller Okay.

10:33 Adam All right. I see. Okay. But listen, Carol, you first off, you need a cat. When you're dreaming about- I have one. Okay. Thanks.

10:41 Drew Why?

10:42 Adam I don't know. It's just when you're dreaming about a vibrator, it's time for a cat and some cable.

10:46 Drew I see.

10:47 Adam You know what I mean?

10:47 Drew A life.

10:48 Adam Yeah. You got to start bringing some things into the apartment.

10:50 Drew That's your version of a chick life, see? Right.

10:53 Adam Yeah. That's a chick for a guy, I'd say he needs to go to a whore or something like that for a girl. I'd say you need a cat. You got to get some cable.

11:00 Caller I'll give him my second one at Christmas.

11:01 Adam Yeah. You have a man?

11:04 Caller No, I don't. Actually, that's the thing. I've been celibate since January when I started the depot just to be safe. I haven't been using it, but-

11:11 Drew I'm just more curious that you can't use the vibrator in real life.

11:15 Caller Well, I'm sorry?

11:16 Drew You have trouble using the vibrator in real life.

11:17 Caller No, I have no trouble using it. I just can't get to a multiple with it, but I have no problem using it. I choose to be celibate. I don't want to have sex with anybody really right now.

11:29 Drew Why?

11:30 Caller Well, I don't think I'm-

11:32 Drew What happened?

11:33 Caller Well, I don't know. I just came out of a hard relationship.

11:35 What happened?

11:37 Caller I don't know. He made me feel pretty unattractive about myself.

11:40 Drew Why?

11:42 Caller I don't know. He was neurotic. He was somebody I felt was too smart for his own good. I don't know. It was miserable because he was just- I don't know.

11:53 Adam Right.

11:54 Drew Just for kicks.

11:54 Adam Too big a genius to drive that truck.

11:56 Drew Yeah. What does he do for a living?

11:58 Adam He's a roofer. Genius roofer. Yeah. Yeah. Let me tell you. Too smart to be a roofer means you got a 75 IQ. Most of those guys you're hot mopping with are around 45, 50. I've never met a smart roofer in my life. Are you kidding me?

12:16 Drew Solvents take it right out of you.

12:18 Adam Roofing is the bottom of the construction barrel. Sheet rocker, tin knocker maybe, and then roofers lowest. Nothing lower than a roofer. They're dregs of society.

12:30 Caller Well, he's last on my list, so he can say anything he want.

12:33 Adam All right. Well, good. He's an idiot. So why don't you just find yourself a guy and stop freaking out.

12:39 Caller I don't really want a guy right now.

12:40 Drew But why do you believe what guys tell you? You believe that he was a genius. You believe that his perception of you was accurate, that you were unattractive. I mean, this is all distortion.

12:48 Adam He was a genius roofer. He wrote his thesis on flashing. I'm sorry? That's the sheet metal that goes around the scuppers and things like that. All right. I could have said parapet. All right, Carol. Listen, lose some weight and get some self-esteem.

13:08 Caller I'm 104 pounds and that is not even a lie.

13:11 Adam Really?

13:12 Caller I used to be on Selexa, way, way lost weight.

13:16 Adam Okay, baby.

13:17 Caller I don't want to be categorized as overweight.

13:19 Adam He was wondering what- Okay, then get your teeth fixed and get yourself a new man.

13:24 I'm kind of like chunky.

13:25 Adam Okay.

13:26 Caller That's great.

13:27 Adam Are your teeth good?

13:28 Caller My teeth are straight and they're clean too.

13:30 Adam Okay. If you got straight teeth and a small ass, there's no excuse.

13:34 Caller No, there's no excuse. Nobody's good enough for me right now. Yeah, okay. I'm just in no relationship.

13:40 Drew Fine.

13:41 Adam Good.

13:41 Drew Reasonable.

13:42 Adam Good. Don't have any kids.

13:43 Caller Yeah. Well, that's definitely too.

13:45 Adam Okay. Good times.

13:46 Drew She's on Depo. She's on Depo.

13:47 Adam Genius roofer.

13:48 Everlast I bug out just sometimes here and like, I'm on this, I was on that and I'm like, wow, that's like the day and age we live in.

13:55 Drew Yeah. A lot of medication.

13:56 Everlast Kind of trips me out a little bit.

13:57 Drew Yeah. It is wild, isn't it?

13:58 Adam Yeah.

13:58 Drew Well, Depo at least is a good thing because that's prevent her little daughter of genius having babies.

14:04 Adam But look at it this way, I know everyone seems like they're on something and that doesn't seem like a good sign. But a few hundred years ago, she would have been thrown down a well, right? She would have been burned at a stake or something.

14:18 Drew You're so wrong.

14:18 Adam You don't think so? I think so.

14:20 Drew It would have been stoned.

14:21 Adam I would have been leading that.

14:22 Everlast It stoned maybe, yeah.

14:23 Adam All right, it's good enough.

14:24 Everlast If she floats, she lives.

14:28 Adam The righteous will float and have nothing to worry about. Jennifer? What's up? You're 20.

14:35 Caller Yeah. I want to say I'm speaking for all the girls who've had a baby and who cannot get back into the swing of things.

14:42 Drew Yeah. How long has this been going on for you?

14:44 Caller Well, let's see. I had a baby seven months ago.

14:47 Drew Yeah. Usually, it's six months. Things start to come back biologically.

14:51 Caller But, you know, like before I had the baby, you know, everything was cool. I was happy with my sex life. And right now, I'm driving my husband crazy.

15:00 Drew Is it your biology shut down? Or is it the stress of taking care of the baby? Or what is it, you think?

15:04 Caller I pretty much got, I pretty much handle myself with the baby.

15:07 Caller But, you know, I just, I don't crave sex.

15:09 Drew So it's biological shut down. Are you on pills, birth control pill right now?

15:13 No, I use condoms.

15:14 Drew Sometimes going on the triphasic pill helps turn things back on again. Really? Yeah, and women sometimes need some help with some, this is where medication can be helpful to get the libido going again. And sometimes a little kickstart will bring it around. It is a biological event predominantly that most women can be shut down. There are lots of causes, it's not all that well understood, but there clearly are some very substantial hormonal changes after pregnancy. Some of that causes mood disturbances. Have you been depressed at all?

15:39 Caller Yeah, I got my depression.

15:41 Drew Yeah, so the postpartum depression can contribute to this, and then God knows the stress of dealing with the child, and then weird perceptual notions of people get about what it is to be a parent.

15:49 Adam Why are you using condoms?

15:51 We just use condoms.

15:52 Caller I mean, that's what I've always used.

15:54 Adam Oh yeah, well they work fine. Yeah, like a charm. They go for what you know. Yeah, I know. No, listen, Jennifer, it's your husband, right? Yeah. It's kind of weird using, I think it's weird using a condom with your husband or wife. Really? It just feels weird. Yeah, once you get on the pill, maybe that'll kickstart the vagina, and you get back into the good sex there.

16:14 We'll see, like, awesome.

16:15 Adam Drew, can the vagina be kickstarted?

16:17 Drew Just kicked.

16:18 Adam Oh, just kicked?

16:18 Yeah.

16:19 Adam You couldn't bump start a vagina, like roll it down a hill and throw it in a second, throw it in a second and pop the clutch?

16:25 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:26 Caller We'll see, like, you know, like, before I got with him, I had, like, a few sexual partners. He, I, you know...

16:33 Drew Is he around right now?

16:34 Caller Huh?

16:35 Drew Is he nearby right now?

16:36 Caller No, he's at home.

16:37 Adam Were you at work?

16:38 Caller Yeah, I'm at work.

16:39 Drew What kind of work are you doing later in the night?

16:41 Caller I'm a, I'm a CNA.

16:43 Drew Nurse. Yeah.

16:44 Caller Uh-oh.

16:45 So.

16:46 Drew Like in a nursing home? Yeah. Yeah.

16:48 Caller For Alzheimer's.

16:49 Drew Oh, boy, are those places wild.

16:51 Yeah, it gets wild over here, but I love it.

16:53 Adam Yeah, it's amazing you're not horny. You don't come home all worked up after having some guy in his 80s fling feces at you and think you're his daughter, try to kill you with a bedpan.

17:03 Drew You know what's interesting, Debra? Most people in this country don't really understand what this is you deal with. No, my God. No, it's interesting when people's minds don't work right. Yeah. It's an interesting thing and people don't understand what that biology is unless you see it a lot like Jennifer does.

17:18 Adam Oh, my God. I couldn't imagine going to that. Essentially, you're working around sort of, you might as well get a job at a morgue, right? I mean, this is the walking dead. Am I right?

17:31 Drew Some of them are very colorful and happy and making jokes and talking to themselves.

17:34 Adam Yeah, that's like before noon and then by 2, they're trying to kill you, right?

17:38 Drew There's a little violence sometimes, but yeah.

17:40 Adam But I mean, you're dealing with old people.

17:42 Drew Predominantly.

17:42 Adam Who aren't going to get any better.

17:43 Drew No.

17:44 Adam Or basically dying.

17:46 Drew Pacing around. No, they may be in sort of suspended animation more than anything.

17:50 Adam But basically, we've set up this, like it's a sort of like a summer camp, but summer never ends and they never get to go, and their poor grieving kids and family and grandkids show up and just sort of cry about them not being able to remember them.

18:03 Drew No, they don't. It's interesting when people don't really, it's very hard for them to process at family members. So they usually end up going, a grandpa, what do you want for lunch? He wanted peas. He wanted peas. You didn't get him peas for all kinds of reason.

18:18 Adam Right. Oh, you mean they don't accept it?

18:19 Drew No. Very rare for somebody to really be processing it fully.

18:23 Adam All right. Well, she needs to get off the condom, get on the pill and get back on her husband. Adam?

18:29 Drew Yeah.

18:29 Adam You're 16. What's up?

18:30 Caller How's it going? Good. Hey, Everlast, I really enjoy your music.

18:34 Everlast Well, thank you very much, man.

18:36 Caller Yeah, I appreciate it. Yeah, Adam, I also respect the fact that you can say something completely racist, but after like two minutes of explaining it, make it sound OK.

18:45 Adam Thank you.

18:46 Caller Yeah, you know, like Mother Teresa has a nice rack or something like that. Thank you.

18:50 What?

18:51 Caller And then like after, you know, two minutes, yeah, Mother Teresa does kind of a nice rack.

18:56 Adam Well, thank you.

18:56 Nice rack.

18:57 Adam It will get people to believe like I do. That's great. You know, I think Hitler and Stalin possess those traits too, right?

19:04 Drew Seem they did.

19:06 Everlast I think some used car salesman might also possess those traits.

19:09 Adam Yeah.

19:09 Drew Yeah, thank you.

19:10 Everlast Same gene pool.

19:11 Caller No problem. I actually had a question for Dr. Drew. I took a friend's Ritalin and, you know, I don't have ADD at all, but it helped me like during test taking and driving and that sort of thing. I mean, is that a bad thing or should I not do it?

19:29 Drew Well, how often are you doing that?

19:31 Caller I just took it like twice.

19:33 Adam What is that? Like just speed if you don't have that condition?

19:36 Drew Basically. Do you have any alcoholism in your family?

19:39 No.

19:39 Drew You sure?

19:40 No.

19:40 Caller But in Ritalin, do you get depended on it or?

19:44 Drew You can. Yeah. But you have to have that biological predisposition.

19:47 No, I don't.

19:49 Adam What do you mean it helped you during driving?

19:52 Caller You know, tunnel vision, it really helps you concentrate on that sort of thing.

19:56 Drew But like with anything else in nature, there's no free lunch.

19:58 Adam Are you on the NASCAR circuit or are you just going home from the Dairy Queen?

20:02 Caller I'm just going home from the Dairy Queen.

20:04 Adam You don't need drugs to make it home from the Dairy Queen, Adam.

20:06 Caller All right.

20:06 All right.

20:07 Caller I'm sorry.

20:07 Adam Jesus Christ.

20:09 Caller Yeah.

20:09 All right.

20:10 Adam All right. But it helped with the driving.

20:13 Drew I'm just suspicious. Most non-addicts don't do a bunch of drugs. You know what I'm saying?

20:18 Adam Yeah. Makes sense.

20:19 Drew So.

20:20 Adam All right. Well, Adam, why don't you see if you can stay away from that for a little while. All right. And then we can find out whether you're addict or not. Sure. All right, buddy.

20:27 Drew Thanks a lot. I'm only 16.

20:28 Adam Yeah.

20:29 Drew Maybe I was ADD. Maybe I was ADD.

20:32 Adam You know, when I was thinking, when I was in high school, there wasn't any pills around.

20:37 Drew Right.

20:37 Adam You know, because-

20:38 Drew You only told me you did those crosstops and those black beauties.

20:42 Adam No.

20:42 Drew You didn't?

20:43 Adam Black beauties? That was later.

20:45 Drew Okay.

20:46 Adam Are you kidding? Am I copying to something that you're kidding about? Here's the point. You know, like, Quaaludes were really hot for a while, but Quaaludes were gone by the time I got to high school, right, Drew? Like, what was Quaaludes heyday?

21:00 Drew Seventies.

21:01 Adam Early seventies, mid seventies. Right. I didn't get to high school until early eighties, late seventies. So there was no Quaaludes around. There wasn't really much going on. Like, I was in high school, like 80 to 83 or 79, 82, right in there. There didn't seem to be anything floating around.

21:17 Drew Pills. Yeah.

21:18 Adam Yeah. No good pills.

21:20 Drew Speed hadn't really hit yet.

21:20 Adam I'd like to make up for that now.

21:22 Drew No doubt you have.

21:23 Adam Yeah. Get some Quaaludes or something. I still never tried it. You ever tried a Quaalude?

21:28 Everlast I can't say that I have. I think back in the day we tried fake Quaaludes.

21:31 Adam Right.

21:32 Everlast Like they were referred to as like gorilla biscuits.

21:35 Adam But they weren't the pharmaceutical ones.

21:36 Everlast Yeah. I don't think so. No. No.

21:38 Adam Drew, can you still get those?

21:39 Everlast No.

21:40 Adam No. Jeremy?

21:41 Yes.

21:42 Adam You're 24.

21:43 Caller Yes.

21:43 Adam Are you just saying that so you won't have to get me some?

21:46 Drew No.

21:48 Adam That's your time.

21:49 Drew I'm just saying that, Jeremy. Because even if we're available, yes, that's right. I don't want to tease him.

21:54 Caller My question for Dr. Drew. When me and my fiancee, we make love, recently my my penis has been getting raw. I'm circumcised, so I don't know. I've never had that before.

22:05 Drew How long you guys doing your thing?

22:08 Caller How long do we do it at a time?

22:10 Drew Yeah.

22:10 Caller Oh, about 30 minutes, sometimes 10 minutes, you know.

22:16 Drew Does she get dry?

22:18 Caller Yeah, she gets dry.

22:20 Drew Does she have any pain?

22:22 Caller Yeah.

22:23 Drew Because sometimes herpes can do this.

22:25 Caller Herpes?

22:26 Drew Yeah, sometimes. So she ought to be examined, either of you ought to be examined, just to see if there's any evidence of anything like that. Otherwise, you're really dealing with just some friction irritation.

22:35 Adam Well, if she's drying, you're still going at it. It's going to do it, right?

22:39 Drew Potentially.

22:41 Adam Where are you, on the road? Yeah. You're driving a truck?

22:44 Drew Yeah.

22:44 Adam Sounds like it. Is it like an 18-wheeler?

22:47 Caller No, it's just my pickup truck.

22:49 Adam Well, it sounds like it. Sounds like you got something under the hood there.

22:53 Caller Yeah, a little something.

22:55 Adam All right. So, yeah, she's dried out. Why don't you get some lubrication going?

22:59 Caller OK.

23:00 Adam That couldn't hurt. Good. Like a multi-weight, like a 30.

23:05 Drew 10-40.

23:06 Adam Yeah, like 10-40 is good. It depends. During the winter, I go down in viscosity. Weather gets cold, the oil thickens up. During the summer, I go with a 20-50, something thicker, maybe even add a little additive to it.

23:17 Caller That's what she suggested.

23:18 Drew There you go. All right.

23:19 Adam So get a little lubrication and see if that works.

23:22 Caller All right.

23:23 Drew And give yourself a few days to heal up here, too.

23:25 Adam All right.

23:26 Drew Wow.

23:27 Adam You ever watch those late night infomercials where they're dumping stuff into the engine crank case and then they're driving it around with no oil?

23:34 Everlast Absolutely nothing in it.

23:35 Adam Yeah. I get such a boner for those things. Like, Drew, you know what you don't do? You don't go home and watch four hours of TV like I do after the show. I go home every night, I drink a bottle of red wine and I watch these infomercials. I ordered two Wonder Mops a few months back. The deal is, so they get these engines and they're like, we took this engine. It's not enough that they just drive an engine with no oil in it. We froze it in a block of ice. Then, we took off the radiator and replaced it with a gravel hopper. We dumped gravel right into the crankcase of the engine. Then we ran it in the Mojave Desert, towing a boat up a hill. It's like crazy. The engine never stops. They always have like a certified guy there. The scientist. It's Chip Barney from the Arkansas Fire Department. Yeah, Chip, I'm here. You know, the guy with his arms crossed in case anything happens. He's prepared. He's got the hose truck running out there.

24:35 Drew What's it commercial for?

24:36 Adam Oh, whatever. There's a million of them.

24:38 Drew And certain kinds of engines?

24:39 Adam No, they add it. They additive. It's all this additive stuff.

24:42 Drew And that saves the engine.

24:43 Adam Listen, you could drive from here to Alaska with no oil in your crankcase, and you'd be fine. Your car wouldn't even overheat.

24:53 Drew As far as the ad goes. It's on silicone.

24:57 Adam Yeah. And I always think I got to get some of that. I got to get... And then I go, okay, tomorrow I'm going to order it. But then tomorrow, like, I sober up and I'm not so excited about additives anymore. But the mop, I ordered on the spot because, you know, the mop, the test with the Wonder Mop, Shamu. Shamu jumped out of his tank and splashed a whole bunch of water up on the deck. And they got the Wonder Mop out and they cleaned it all up. And I thought, if a whale ever goes on in my kitchen or something, I'm prepared, baby. I'm ready. Even a small porpoise. All right, Everlast is here. We're going to hear something off the new CD, Eat at Whitey's. He's going to be at the House of Blues tomorrow night. We'll come back, take some more calls, hear something from Everlast, all that after this. All right. Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Everlast is our guest tonight. It's going to be at the House of Blues tomorrow night. Just telling the boys about model airplanes.

26:11 Drew Model jets.

26:12 Adam Model jet airplanes. They couldn't have been more excited. They really couldn't have been.

26:15 Everlast I can't believe that's how much that engine costs, man.

26:17 Adam Oh my God. Boring. No, chicks. Way to chicks. You know, it's funny, too. So I fly these model airplanes, and everyone makes fun of me for doing it, at least everyone I know. The guys at the field, well, they don't make fun of me, but they're a bunch of guys in their 50s who still live at home.

26:33 Drew Play Dungeon and the Dragon. Watch Star Trek.

26:36 Adam No, you know, these guys, the guys who fly the model airplanes are more your gear head than your tech head guys. They still, You know the difference?

26:44 Drew They still watch Star Trek.

26:45 Adam No, no. Star Trek, D&D, those, that's a little, those are computer guys. You know, strangely, these guys all have an El Camino in their garage. It's up on blocks. And they've been building the engine for the last 15 years. And the old lady's pissed off. And you know what I'm talking about?

27:02 Drew Yeah, yeah.

27:02 Adam These are tradesmen guys, drywallers and framers and stuff. They're more, these are like the, this is the mechanical, Tinkerers, Tinkerers. The mechanical version of.

27:11 Drew Tech head.

27:11 Adam The tech head nerdy guy.

27:13 Drew Yeah, yeah.

27:14 Adam Same guy, but these guys drink and they get in fights and they're dirtier and their wives hate them. Or they live at home.

27:22 Drew They're fatter.

27:23 Adam They're fatter and they live at home.

27:25 Drew Never Asian.

27:26 Adam No, no Asian. And although you'll get one crazy Asian every once in a while. Just one crazy last guy I saw out there was Asian, was wearing virtual reality goggles. He had a camera on the front of his plane and he was trying to fly his plane in a virtual reality.

27:42 Drew From inside the cockpit.

27:43 Adam From inside the cockpit while he was standing on the ground.

27:46 Drew My model plane.

27:47 Adam Oh my God. And there was a crazy Asian guy who was jamming people's radio signals in like a van parked in the park across the street. It's a long story. But the point is, is they don't make fun of me. Everyone else does. Thank you, Drew. And then of course every time I go by there I see the plaque of the pilots who've left the hangar for the last time, which is all the guys have died over the years. Not in model airplane accidents.

28:14 Caller Just died.

28:16 Adam I think these guys die earlier. I think they're die. It's not so good. All right. So what were we talking about?

28:21 Drew Neverlast song.

28:22 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're going to hear that? No. Anderson says no.

28:26 Drew Let's talk to a caller.

28:28 Adam And then he turned back around. Oh, you cleaning it up Anderson? Yeah, that's what he's doing. All right. He's busy working on it.

28:33 Everlast He needs to be cleaned up.

28:34 Adam We're going to sanitize it for your protection and then we'll play it. Denise? Hey, and Anderson, not only do I want you to take out the swear words, but the rhyming words should go too. Even if we're clean, all right? Enough of that rhyming. It's poisoning the kids' minds.

28:52 Drew Denise is 31.

28:52 Adam I got the bakhan like John Mockenro. The beach steps up, I'm smocking the hole.

28:59 Drew Denise?

28:59 Everlast You're lucky I like you, man.

29:04 Adam What's up, Denise?

29:05 Caller Hey guys, what's up? Well, I'm 31. I'm eight months pregnant right now. Basically, the dad left me for a 19-year-old in my fifth month, and I've been letting him come around only because I was allowing him to go to Lamaze with me because I figured I didn't want to take away the birth of his child from him.

29:25 Drew Wait a minute.

29:26 Caller But every time I let him come around me, he will literally try to pull my pants down. If I'm doing dishes, he'll jam himself between the sink, get on his knees and try to go down on me. He's constantly trying to get on me. And I don't, I mean, he made his choice with the 19 year old, so I don't see why, personally, he would want to do that. And my question is, for Dr. Drew mostly, how would you, I mean, I think he's a sex addict. It's either that or it's just old habit because we are here for so long.

29:57 Drew Well, no, wait a minute. I think you're confusing what motivates guys like this, right? He does stuff like that because you let him, because you invite him back into your life because you've been sexual before and he's an idiot and he just assumes, well, we've done this before, so what the hell?

30:14 Adam How old is he?

30:15 Caller He's 33.

30:16 Adam Wow. He's got some pretty big way votes.

30:18 Drew Yeah, he's an idiot.

30:19 Adam Five months pregnant, he takes off with a 19 year old. Who's the 19 year old?

30:23 Caller I have no idea. I've never met her or anything, but I mean, I'm having a really hard pregnancy because of it. I'm trying to, I mean, I know in the future I'm going to have to be able to deal with him because he is the father of my child.

30:37 Drew Yeah, but why not deal with him in a more structured way? Why have him in your house? Why let him do this to you? I mean, unless you're sort of ambivalent and you kind of maybe want to get him back into a relationship again.

30:51 Adam Well, she does.

30:52 Drew Yeah, that's what I think is going on.

30:53 Caller Well, I still love him.

30:54 Drew All right, so he's taking full advantage of that.

30:58 Caller I mean, we've been best friends since we were 11 years old.

31:00 Drew Oh, not a good thing.

31:01 Adam Your best friend knocked you up.

31:03 Everlast And left you for a 19-year-old.

31:05 Caller Yeah, and his excuse was, well, I get along with her better.

31:08 Drew Nice friend.

31:10 Adam Yeah, who are your enemies?

31:12 Caller Just the day before yesterday, I basically cut him off and told him no more Lamaze and talked to my teacher and stuff and my instructor realizing that I'm going to be extremely vulnerable at that point and I don't really want him in the room.

31:25 Adam Yeah, by the way, never has there been more a weaker threat than, no more Lamaze for you. Hey, from now on Monday nights, you're watching football, buddy. You understand me, you're drinking beer, and hanging with your buddies and watching football. No more going to the Y with me and the other chicks and helping us breathe.

31:42 Drew She's not.

31:42 Adam That guy must have took that pretty hard.

31:44 Drew She's having trouble sort of...

31:45 Adam No more Lamaze...

31:47 Drew .understanding where he's coming from.

31:49 Adam Well, he's an idiot.

31:50 Drew He's a total idiot.

31:51 Adam All right. But she has kind of low self-esteem and she's desperate.

31:55 Drew Well, yeah, I'm a desperate, just co-dependent.

31:57 Adam Well, I mean, she's kind of... I see her sort of treading water in some ocean, trying to grab on to something that's floating by.

32:05 Drew Because she's pregnant. I bet if she weren't pregnant, she wouldn't feel quite this way. And I think she genuinely trusted this guy and loved him and wanted to make a family. I mean, she's completely let down by that guy.

32:13 Adam He was with the idiot in the first place, though.

32:16 Everlast I just bug out of how many... It's just so common for cats to break out on women. They get pregnant now, man. I mean, I'm getting old or something. No, it's lame. It's really ridiculous and lame. And I would like personally for myself to say any dude who does that is pretty much a punk in my book.

32:34 Adam Yeah, I mean, by the way, you want to talk about society coming apart at the fabric. That's going to do it.

32:42 Everlast There it is. It's happening right now all around us.

32:45 Adam That is it. Yeah, that's what's going to do it. I had my crazy neighbor came by to pay me a visit. Oh, Jesus Christ.

32:53 Everlast Uh-oh, tell me.

32:54 Adam I know he's going to be. He says he listens to the show. All right, first off, he's one of these dudes who wears a tank top that's cut off. Oh, you know what I mean? So the belly is showing. This is a week ago. Should he be? No, no, but it's 74 degrees, you know, and I'm thinking, how hot does it have to be for you to cut off your tank top? You know what I mean? You gotta be living on the surface of the sun. Since when have you ever put a tank top on, walked outside, and went, it's a little much.

33:23 Drew This is that thinking too.

33:24 Adam I gotta cut this baby off.

33:25 Drew Because it looks good on Arnold Schwarzenegger, it looks good on me.

33:28 Adam Yeah, well, I don't know. I think every day was casual day for him. So, you know, because it was the middle of the week and he was swung by the house to see how the construction was going.

33:36 Drew Oh, this is the neighbor, the new neighbor.

33:38 Adam This is the new neighbor.

33:39 Drew You get crazy neighbors wherever you go.

33:41 Adam I know, I think I blame the realtors, I really do. And it was one of these things where I'm like, yeah, what are you doing? Ah, you know, his mom was sick and moved back in to take care of her or whatever. He's walking around this cutoff tank top and he was telling me, yeah, yeah, I got a kid. Jesus Christ, I know he's a listener, I see this guy tomorrow. I got a kid in Atlanta, he says, he's 13. And I said, yeah, what's going on with your kid? You know, he's my son. It's been a while. I haven't been out there in 10 years. I go, what's the problem? Well, you know, it's an old lady, booze and Prozac don't mix, he tells me. And he's talking about his crazy ex, right? And I go, what do you think your kid's doing with the booze and the Prozac and the crazy wife? I mean, all you guys out there who have some crazy bitch, who's abusing substances or just too crazy. I mean, I've talked to so many guys who have said, what happened? Oh man, I got out of that bitch was crazy man. She is volatile man. I can't even go around. She's nuts.

34:40 Drew And the four kids, man, it makes it even worse.

34:42 Adam Yeah, four kids get out. Yeah, that's so, she's so crazy and so volatile and so screwed up. And you leave your kids there and never come back? The hell is that?

34:51 Everlast Yeah, I don't know. I just think there's this, I mean, I sense like among even people I know, this just detachment from that, there's not really a sense of like of that being an actual part of you.

35:03 Drew Yeah.

35:04 Adam Right.

35:04 Everlast And your responsibility is like, you know.

35:05 Drew More than that, no sense of how profoundly painful and damaging that is for the kids.

35:10 Everlast Or none. Yeah, you know, or maybe it's happened to them and they've just covered it up so much that they won't even look at it, cause to acknowledge that would be to acknowledge their own pain, you know what I'm saying?

35:18 Drew Yeah, I think it's a combo though.

35:19 Everlast You know, but it's just ridiculous. I mean, I see it so much that it's, I mean, it's like, I mean, yeah, it just blows my mind again. I'm like, I'm just sitting here like whoo.

35:29 Adam I know, and it's amazing that these guys are probably more dedicated to whatever football team or basketball team they're following than their own kids.

35:36 Everlast And their girlfriends, I still love him.

35:38 Drew Oh, yeah.

35:39 Everlast I still need him.

35:40 Adam Right.

35:40 Everlast You know, I mean, won't send you a dime and only comes around when he wants what he wants.

35:44 Adam Right.

35:45 Everlast But you know.

35:46 Adam Yeah.

35:47 Everlast It's craziness.

35:47 Adam It's pathetic. Denise. So we're going to finish with the guy's an idiot. He really is. I know it's a real hard time for you.

35:55 Drew Your expectation of him was totally different than the person he turned out to be.

35:58 Caller Oh, absolutely.

35:59 Drew You got to deal with that and you got to deal with him in a very structured limit setting kind of way. Don't allow him to run amok. Don't allow don't invite him back into your life except in a very structured way.

36:12 Caller Okay.

36:12 Drew He will hurt you again.

36:14 Everlast And he will screw your kid up too.

36:16 Caller That's for real. Yeah.

36:18 Caller I have no doubt about that.

36:19 Adam Okay.

36:20 Drew And you have no problem, you don't have a problem meeting guys when you're not pregnant?

36:24 Caller No, no. I mean, honestly, I wouldn't know. I've been with him for so long.

36:29 Drew Why have you been clinging to this A-hole?

36:31 Caller You know, he's just, it's been, I don't know if he's going through midlife crisis this early or anything, but I've been with him for so long.

36:38 Drew Stop making excuses for him. Why have you been clinging to this A-hole?

36:42 Caller I don't know. I'm a type of, I've only had two boyfriends my whole life.

36:45 Drew Why?

36:45 Caller I can't remember two.

36:46 Drew Why?

36:47 Adam All right.

36:48 Caller Because, I don't know. I never really, I was, I never really trust men. I guess I was, I used to be a dancer. So I think that I saw a lot of bad things and I was, you know, I, I.

36:59 Adam How's your dad doing? You've talked to your dad?

37:02 Caller My dad passed away about five years ago.

37:04 Drew Did he do anything to you when you're growing up?

37:06 Caller No. My dad was awesome. My dad was great.

37:10 Adam Really? He just became a dancer?

37:13 Caller Yeah. I followed in my sister's footsteps, took the easy way out instead of getting a real job.

37:17 Adam Both, both, both this great man's daughters became dancers?

37:22 Caller Yeah.

37:23 Adam Yeah.

37:23 Drew You think you felt very, very positive about that?

37:27 Caller No. I mean, I, I don't.

37:28 Drew Why would you do that to your dad that you love so much?

37:31 Caller I'm sorry?

37:31 Drew Why would you do that to your dad that you love so much?

37:35 Caller Well, I was always kind of hard headed and.

37:37 Adam Uh-huh. You sure he was a great guy?

37:40 Caller Oh, absolutely.

37:41 Drew Where's mom?

37:42 Caller My mom's my best friend. She's around me all the time. She's basically without her right now, I probably wouldn't be able to get through, through this.

37:49 Adam All right. So wait a minute. Hold on a second. Your mom's your best friend. Your dad's the world's greatest guy. You and your sister both got into the ass-shaking business and you're pregnant 31, you're with a sort of a semi-abusive a-hole of a guy. Something ain't matching up here. Now, what is it? What would be, would your dad be an alcoholic?

38:09 Caller Yeah.

38:11 Adam The world's greatest lush.

38:13 Caller Yeah.

38:13 Drew All right. That creates some issues for you, Denise, and I suggest you look into it.

38:18 Caller Oh, I've been going to counseling for years. I mean, before I even got pregnant, I was really depressed.

38:22 Drew How can you sit there and call your dad the world's greatest dad? How can you do that?

38:27 Caller I guess, I don't know. I mean, he was never abusive towards me or anything like that.

38:33 Adam He was too loaded. He couldn't get off the sofa. Listen to me. Listen to all you people out there. My dad was not an alcoholic. He was not physically abusive.

38:42 Drew He was not emotionally abusive.

38:43 Adam That's right. I've been beating the crap out of him on this radio show every night for five years now because he missed a handful of Pop Warner football games. I suggest you guys start doing the same with your folks. Start beating on him.

38:54 Everlast You are an asshole.

38:56 Adam Thank you very much. Oh, the world's greatest alcoholic dad.

39:00 Drew It doesn't add up till it adds up, folks. You know what I'm saying?

39:04 Everlast All the way like an onion.

39:05 Drew You got to just dig. Oh, it's perfect. Best friend.

39:08 Adam It's great. Yeah.

39:08 Drew Perfect. We are both dancers.

39:09 Adam What got you into dance? Well, I followed my sister and my sister's, well, my brother got into gay porn originally, opened up some doors for my sister getting into the dance.

39:18 Drew You don't nepotism in that business.

39:19 Adam Sure. Sure. It's who you know. Who you bluff. All right. Everlast is our guest tonight. We'll take a little break. Anderson, are you done pulling all the bad words out of Everlast?

39:28 Everlast There's not that many. I'm not.

39:29 Adam Is there anything left? We got a 15 second Everlast song we're going to hear after this. Yeah, Loveline.

39:57 Caller Drew?

39:58 Adam Where's Everlast?

40:00 Drew He's eating tacos.

40:01 Adam Okay. Should we play Everlast's song?

40:03 Drew Yeah.

40:04 Caller Yeah, all right.

40:05 Adam You queued up there, Anderson? Everlast, yeah, just keep showing us where we're going to play a song. Sorry. You can find him at the House of Blues tomorrow night. Eat at Whitey's is the name of the CD, and the name of this song, what is the name of this song? Anderson, I don't have it on the screen. Oh, Black Jesus? Here it is, Black Jesus. That is Everlast off of Eat It Whiskies. More good stuff from Everlast.

45:08 Caller Eat It Whiskies.

45:10 Adam And what did you say Anderson? Oh, yeah. What did I say? Eat It Whiskies. Eat It Whiskies. Oh, sorry. I looked down. Yeah. You could eat it whiskies too, but Eat It Whities is the name of the CD. He's going to be at the House of Blues on the Fabulous Sunset Strip tomorrow night. Still tickets available. Maybe. I don't know.

45:30 Drew A lot of tour dates coming up here.

45:32 Adam Are there?

45:33 Drew Seattle November 18th, Portland November 17th, San Francisco the 15th. The Wallflowers, Wallflowers, Sacramento the 14th, Santa Rosa, Santa Barbara the 11th, St. Louis, Missouri in the 26th, Minneapolis November 24th.

45:44 Adam How many of these dates are they all with the Wallflowers?

45:47 Everlast Yeah, all those are with them. I'm with them for about a month.

45:49 Drew San Diego November 9th, Las Vegas November 10th.

45:52 Adam Wallflowers are good.

45:54 Drew Thank you, Adam. Let's go to commercial.

45:56 Adam That's right. They're good live band. There's a lot of bands that you might like, but you don't know until you see them.

46:04 Drew Right.

46:04 Adam You appreciate them more when you do see them, and Wallflowers sound real good.

46:09 Everlast They're definitely good players, man.

46:11 Adam Yeah, good players and nice guys. I think maybe popular contrary belief or something. Not that they got a reputation, but they seem a little aloof or standoffish or something, but they're really nice guys.

46:22 Drew I hate the nice guys. He just got off tour at Santana.

46:24 Everlast Yeah, I was out at Santana for about a month. That was incredible. It was just a blast.

46:30 Adam What kind of guy is he? Is he really spiritual?

46:33 Everlast Yeah, he's super just mellowed out, man. He's still a hippie, man. Completely, you know, just without drugs right now.

46:40 Drew Translation mellowed out, used to do a lot of drugs.

46:43 Adam He doesn't smoke weed anymore?

46:45 Everlast No, I actually tried to a couple of times just so I could, you know, be like, you're hanging out with one of the Beatles. You'd want to smoke some weed or something. And he just wasn't, he was like that. My days for that are long gone.

46:57 Adam Wow. Well, all right. All right, but you still get the vibe. All right, we'll take a little break. Everlast is our guest tonight. We'll be back with some calls after this.

47:07 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:50 Drew It's Loveline, I'm Dr. Drew, Adam's here with Everlast.

47:52 Adam Now, too long a beat after Everlast. You need, it wasn't bad. You need one more syllable in there. All right.

48:00 Drew Was this, you know, too long a beat? I'm using your stopwatch next time, right?

48:04 Adam No.

48:05 Drew Why not?

48:05 Adam You can't, that doesn't work. Is that cheating? You have to have a beat in your head.

48:08 Drew That's cheating, huh?

48:09 Adam It's gonna screw you up.

48:10 Thank God for Dr. Drew.

48:12 Adam Yeah. You want to try it again, or you're okay?

48:14 Drew No, I'm fine.

48:15 Adam Because I give it a five. I give that one a five. Everlast is our guest tonight.

48:20 Drew You sure you want to try it again? No, I don't. I really don't. I shot my wine.

48:24 Adam I wasn't able to do that one. It's a nice long beat. It's tailor-made for good radio, where you yell out the time and the call letters and the guest, like right in that little gap there and pow.

48:36 Drew You do it.

48:37 Adam All right. I'm going to try. Hey, I'm Ace Rockolla.

48:42 Caller It's Dr. Drew mixing up with Everlast.

48:47 Adam Yeah.

48:47 Drew That was good.

48:48 Adam That was all right. That was all right. So it's an opportunity to do good radio. We normally don't seize those opportunities on this show, but Drew hit one, what was it, a couple of months back?

48:59 Drew I think it was last night.

49:00 Adam Oh, maybe it was last night. Yeah, we really nailed one. It was really good radio. Speaking of good radio, we're going to be at the Radio and Television Museum of Television and Radio, that is coming up in a couple of days. Are people going to go to that?

49:16 Drew There is sort of a reserved audience. It's already been sold out.

49:20 Adam Sold out?

49:21 Drew And? Right.

49:22 Everlast Bless you, by the way.

49:23 Drew Thank you.

49:23 Adam They want to watch the show, yeah.

49:25 Drew I know, they want to watch it. I'm just thinking, think what Adam's going to do when there's a crowd there. Just to F with them a little bit.

49:31 Adam Oh, please. Then no one's going to stay that late.

49:34 Drew That's the point. If they do, you're going to start abusing them.

49:37 Adam I will not. I wonder who they are, though.

49:41 Everlast I'm curious. The last time I saw you in the airport, I remember you thought I was mad at you about something, didn't you?

49:46 Adam No. Well, last time, no, there was a little bit of confusion. Last time, well, here's what happened. I went to New York. This is an old story, but okay. I went to New York a couple of days after Everlast was on the show. Yeah. Right? Yeah. This may be a year or so ago. And I was walking out of a crowded subway. I mean, it was 530. We were in like, I don't know, we're in like SoHo or something.

50:15 Everlast Yeah, Broadway and Houston.

50:16 Adam I don't know where we were. And I walked right up a crowded subway stair. And there was throngs of humanity going left and right. And I smacked right into Everlast. It was bizarre. Millions of people walking around. I bumped right into them. It was like a day after on the show. And I said, Everlast, I'm looking for, and then I yelled, the Gay Street. Whatever the Gay Street is.

50:40 Everlast You came up to me, you said, where's Christopher Street?

50:42 Adam Where's Christopher Street?

50:44 Caller And I was like, I think it's that way.

50:46 Everlast And just for his information, I was like, just so you know, that's an extremely gay street.

50:50 Drew That's like, you know. You'll be fine at it. I mean, you'll be fine at it.

50:52 Adam That's Gay Street, right. Now, is the street itself gay or is it all the fags that are on it that make it gay? It's a little bit of both.

50:59 Everlast I think the street, you know.

51:01 Adam The street may go gay eventually. You get covered with enough gay semen, eventually go gay yourself. At least that's something my grandfather used to tell me.

51:10 Everlast You get touched by any gay semen and I think you're almost there.

51:15 Adam The street has AIDS. The point is, is I said, where's Christopher Street? And Everlast said, down that way. And he said, like, you know, that's the gay part of town. And I said, that's why I'm here. I mean, I said something like that.

51:27 Everlast You said something like, I think, that's where all the best porn is.

51:31 Adam I don't know what I said, but the point is, is my friend told me to meet him at some boxing gym or something that was on Christopher Street. And I couldn't find my way. It was Daniel from the Man Show. The point is, is I think Everlast, he'd confirmed. All of his worst suspicions were confirmed.

51:50 Drew About you.

51:51 Adam About me.

51:53 Drew You're gay.

51:54 Adam So then I didn't talk to Everlast since then. But I ran into a girl he'd been dating. And she said, yeah, I talked to Everlast. I said, yeah, he thinks you're gay. I said, why? Remember you asked him what street that was? That's the K Street. I was kidding around. Oh, no. So then I didn't talk to Everlast, but we did the Billboard Awards. And when I introduced Everlast, I said, now a guy who thinks I'm gay Everlast. And then Everlast, I don't maybe was confused or I don't know. I don't even know if he heard me, but he did his spiel. And then I ran into him at the airport the next day. So we yelled out your name out and you got all scared. Well, Everlast was Everlast is a scary looking guy. And he was on the, you know, in the airport, there's always a bunch of pretty dicey scene over there.

52:46 Caller Huh?

52:47 Adam Oh, geez, another screwball.

52:48 Caller Man show!

52:50 Caller Where's Jimmy? Where's Drew?

52:53 Adam Yeah, I thought it was one of those guys. So I hid behind Bill Russell. I hid behind Bill's penis. I pulled it to one side and looked through his legs. I saw it was Everlast and then went over there and had a nice conversation with him. All right, Ann?

53:07 Hi.

53:08 Adam You're 27.

53:09 Caller I am, indeed.

53:10 Adam What's up?

53:11 Caller I have done the morning after pill thing twice. I can't be on the pill and I can't use Nanoxil-9. I'm allergic to Nanoxil-9. So as a result, I ate condoms and I had two mistakes that I did the morning after pill.

53:24 Drew Great, but what happened with the pill generally?

53:26 Caller I tried five different kinds and I can't remember all the different kinds I had, but I had varying side effects, really, really severe ones. I mean, everything from horrible mood swings to extreme vomiting. I mean, I would have hot and cold sweats.

53:42 Drew Okay, got it.

53:43 Caller It was pretty bad. Anyway, so obviously, I have similar side effects when I do the morning after pill thing.

53:48 Drew Which pill did you do in the morning after?

53:50 Caller The one that you do four and then you do four more.

53:53 Drew Four and four, so low overall.

53:55 Caller Yes.

53:56 Drew You know, the Plan B isn't as likely to cause the nausea and vomiting.

54:02 Caller Because I told my doctor when I took it, because the first time that I did it, it was so bad.

54:06 Drew You tell him you want Plan B.

54:07 Adam Okay.

54:08 Drew And you might also take either some Zofran or some Compazine.

54:12 Caller I did Compazine and it didn't seem to make any difference.

54:17 Adam What if there's a little confusion where she says, you know, the morning after pill is not working, it's time for Plan B and he punches her in the stomach. You know what I'm saying? I thought that was Drew's instructions before.

54:29 Caller That's not a very effective method of birth control.

54:31 Drew What is it?

54:33 Caller Punching someone in the stomach.

54:33 Drew No, not effective. Thank you, Anne.

54:35 Adam No, but that used to be what Plan B was.

54:37 Caller You know, actually, that's part of my brain storm. Actually, while I was on the hold, I was thinking that you guys should have like a loop that answers all your most commonly asked questions, like, you can't get pregnant from oral or anal sex.

54:46 Adam Yes. Yes. If your cousin whacked off in the jacuzzi last summer, you cannot be impregnated and that kind of stuff.

54:52 Caller Right. Exactly. It would cut down on your volume.

54:55 Adam Yeah, it's good, right? People start dropping. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's good. Hey, Anne.

55:02 Caller Yes.

55:03 Adam So, wait a minute. Actually, I'm going to ask this to Drew on your behalf. If you cannot stomach the pill, then you can't take Depo?

55:12 Caller No.

55:13 Adam And what about Norplant?

55:15 Drew Norplant is the same thing, but why can't you take Depo? Have you tried that?

55:18 Caller My doctor said don't even try it. She said you're really sensitive to hormones. We tried five different kinds. You are very sensitive to all of them. I would not suggest that you try Depo.

55:26 Drew It's a reasonable thing to tell you since there's no turning back in the shot.

55:30 Caller Right.

55:31 Drew And it's great. Why don't you keep prescriptions? The morning after pill comes in prepackaged little boxes.

55:38 Caller I keep it on hand. I do have it on hand. The problem is that even with the Compazine, I still disappear.

55:43 Drew Yeah, but you're using Loveline, which is highly estrogenized. Try Plan B. All right.

55:48 Adam I'm going to start lactating if we keep talking about this.

55:51 Drew Always the nipple talk.

55:53 Adam I like a little nipple play. You don't know me.

55:57 Caller Yeah, Mike.

55:59 Adam You're 16. What's up?

56:01 Caller Hi.

56:02 Drew Wake up there, Mike.

56:03 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

56:04 Adam Okay. Oh, he's been on hold for 80 minutes.

56:06 Drew He's asleep.

56:07 Caller Sorry, buddy. I've got a question for Dr. Drew.

56:11 Drew Yeah.

56:12 Caller I have a polonidal cyst.

56:15 Drew You guys want to know what that is? Yeah.

56:16 Adam What's that polonoid?

56:17 Drew Polonidal stands for nest of hair. That's what it means in Latin quite literally. And you know, when you get me my, I need my nanobot.

56:25 Adam I don't want to see a picture of that.

56:26 Drew No, no, no. It won't be bad. I promise.

56:28 Adam Everything in that anatomy book adds 10 minutes to my whack off session when I get home at night. I used to be able to squeeze one off before I got out of the garage. Now it's, now it's 13 minutes long, Drew. They're looking at pictures of the vagina.

56:42 Drew These occur right about there, right above everything up in there. Teeth kind of come together.

56:48 Adam Yeah.

56:49 Drew And these little sort of cysts develop that burrow into the back.

56:53 Adam Yeah.

56:53 Drew In your butt area.

56:54 Adam Can you get a patch of hair?

56:56 Drew No, the hair, the thinking is that this debris that gets stuck there, it sort of causes it, it gets stuck in there in the cysts and causes the inflammation, the continued burrowing. That whole hair has to be cut out.

57:05 Adam What about that patch of hair? Because there's this Mexican guy I work with who has a patch of hair.

57:10 Drew Beard?

57:11 Adam Yeah, it looks like a carpet swatch sticking out of the back of his shorts. Right there like pow! Like he took a toupee and tried to steal a toupee, but he didn't get it down his pants or something like that. He's at a toupee shop and he's going to steal a toupee. I always want to say something but it's like, what am I going to say? Put your shirt back on, come on. But the point is that's not what it is?

57:32 Drew No, this would be free debris, not stuff that's already grown out of your back.

57:36 Adam I see. And what do they do, cut it out?

57:38 Drew They cut the whole area out like a big abscess basically.

57:41 Adam Did they cut it out, Mike?

57:42 Caller Yeah. Yeah, I had the surgery done last November.

57:46 Adam I see.

57:47 Caller And I'm still not healed. I've been going to the doctor every week since.

57:52 Drew Yeah, they do tend to recur.

57:53 Caller Are you overweight?

57:55 Drew Yeah. That tends to predispose to this. You know, wear cotton underwear and loose-fitting clothes. That kind of thing helps and get some weight loss going.

58:04 Adam Why? What's the extra weight do? Pinches your ass? You get more crack? What is it like? What do you think the ratio is? You think it's like an inch of crack for every 25 pounds you put on?

58:17 Drew That's the crack to weight ratio, yes. So your average crack to volume ratio.

58:22 Adam Your average man who is 5'10 and 170 pounds has let's say, let's break it down into lineal inches of crack.

58:30 Drew That's the standard one. That's the one inch.

58:33 Adam Does your crack begin under your balls or does it begin or is it the last three inches of your ass?

58:39 Drew I don't know, Everlast, what do you think?

58:40 Everlast That's a tough one, man.

58:43 Drew The crack that counts, what counts in this ratio is above the anus.

58:48 Adam Above the anus, but above the belt line. Some would argue that the crack begins where the underpants stop. You know what I'm saying?

58:56 Drew Where your crack begins is another man's belt line.

58:59 Adam Alright, so it does not begin below the balls, it begins above the anus, is what you're saying. And that area between the anus and the balls is just sort of a no man's land.

59:10 Drew That's no man's land, the other is AA.

59:13 Adam Which is? Above the anus. Okay, so above the anus where the crack begins. So the average guy from anus to top of crack who's not overweight, I'm guessing...

59:22 Drew One inch over that, the standard.

59:24 Adam One inch over what? Overlap? No, I think about four and a half, five inches of crack from anus to where the where the tailbone begins.

59:33 Drew The ratio is four in the diagram. You got to convert that over to metric. Well, okay, so 70 kilograms.

59:42 Adam Now hold on now.

59:42 Drew Put that in 20 centimeters, okay?

59:44 Adam No, wait a minute. There's like 25.4 millimeters per inch. So it'd be like 112 or 13 millimeters above the anus. Is this for the scientific community?

59:58 Drew Yeah.

59:58 Adam They can't work in inches. Those four in front of the bitches.

1:00:01 Drew See how it works out? Its point is about 100 millimeters and 100 kilograms. We have our one.

1:00:06 Adam We have one.

1:00:07 Drew One. One is the standard.

1:00:08 Adam One is the standard, right? And then for each 20 pounds that the man puts on, he increases that crack by, I would say one inch would be 25 percent, which would be what, 0.25 now with your one.

1:00:20 Drew There you go.

1:00:21 Adam So, 0.25 per. So, 1.25 ratio is 25 pounds.

1:00:25 Drew Overweight. So, you can predict people's weight by the crack ratio.

1:00:29 Adam I could read cracks.

1:00:30 Caller Now, this is wonderful.

1:00:32 Adam That's great. Wow.

1:00:34 Everlast That was educating, man. I feel smarter.

1:00:36 Adam Yeah, you're enlightened, right?

1:00:37 Everlast Yes, I feel much smarter.

1:00:38 Adam You worked that into a song. So, I could get a job at a circus where guys just put the cracks through a hole in the curtain.

1:00:44 Drew It's been over.

1:00:45 Adam And I guess, well, that's whatever I thought I did anyway. All right.

1:00:50 Drew Wait a minute. Mike didn't get to answer his question.

1:00:52 Adam Make some money down on Christopher Street.

1:00:55 Drew Mike?

1:00:56 Adam Mike?

1:00:57 Drew What was the question?

1:00:58 Caller Well, the doctor suggested to incentive healing. They want to try and redo the surgery and stitch it closed.

1:01:05 Drew That's what, well, what about the stitch and close? Did they try to, did they pack it and let it heal from the inside out first time around?

1:01:11 Caller Yeah.

1:01:12 Drew And it still didn't heal.

1:01:13 Adam Hold on. You had your ass packed by some, when you passed out?

1:01:17 Drew Technicality.

1:01:18 Adam I see. That's sound like a...

1:01:19 Caller Just above the hole.

1:01:21 Drew I see.

1:01:21 Adam Above the hole.

1:01:22 Drew Worse. And yeah, Mike, redo is not uncommon with that procedure. Okay.

1:01:28 Adam How overweight are you, Mike?

1:01:30 Caller Well, I'm about 170 and I'm 5'8.

1:01:32 Drew So it's a 1.75 ratio.

1:01:35 Caller Yeah.

1:01:36 Adam See, you got about another inch.

1:01:37 Drew Maybe two. Maybe two.

1:01:38 Adam An inch of crack or so.

1:01:40 Drew We have to factor.

1:01:41 Adam How much of an inch of crack do you have, Mike?

1:01:43 Caller I have no idea.

1:01:44 Adam Okay. Let's measure that and get back to us. And again, have it converted from inches to millimeters to then centimeters. Okay?

1:01:51 Drew No millimeters. We're using millimeters.

1:01:52 Adam Oh, we're using millimeters.

1:01:53 Caller Sorry about that.

1:01:54 Adam All right.

1:01:54 Caller One more thing. Yeah. I want to request you to have Dr. Drew shuffle. I love that song.

1:01:59 Adam Oh, really? You mean the boogie or the shuffle? He could mean the boogie. Mike?

1:02:04 Everlast This show right here is like, have you ever seen those game terrains that are fenced in that the hunters can go and like to shoot a shoot a ram that can't run away?

1:02:12 Adam It's a stock pond.

1:02:13 Everlast That's what this is for you, man.

1:02:16 Adam They line it. They get in a crosshairs. These poor confused 16 year olds. And we make fun of their anus.

1:02:22 Drew Mike? You mean the boogie or the shuffle?

1:02:24 Caller The shuffle.

1:02:25 Adam The shuffle, not the boogie. You want the old one?

1:02:28 Caller Yeah.

1:02:29 Adam You know the difference?

1:02:30 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:02:32 Adam All right. All right. Well, we've heard the Dr. Drew shuffle quite a few times over the last year or so. We haven't heard the Dr. Drew boogie. Yeah. Oh, no. Wait a minute. We heard the boogie. We haven't heard the shuffle. Why don't we hear that? You got that Anderson?

1:02:47 Drew Pee on this stick. Makes me sick. Pee on this stick. Makes me sick. If I find you stealing my underwear again, here's what's going to happen. Asshole. Stuff like this. Stuff like this. Stuff like this. Makes me sick. You're fat. Asshole. You're fat. Can I say that? You're fat. You're overweight. I want to be dominated. You're gay. I want to be dominated. You're gay. When I was 19, I ate about four boiled peyote buttons and stayed up all night but felt no effect. It's called intimacy. Can I say that? This is not acceptable. Can I say that? You're fat. Not acceptable. Pee on this stick. Not acceptable. Boiled peyote button. Not acceptable. You're overweight. Not acceptable. Can I say that? Can I say that?

1:03:33 Adam You know what that horse is?

1:03:34 Drew My high horse.

1:03:35 Adam That's your high horse.

1:03:36 Drew I haven't heard that in a long while.

1:03:37 Adam That's Drew's high horse getting out of the barn. It hasn't been out in a while. There it goes. This is the magic of radio. I'd like to get stoned and listen to this show. Drew, could you fill in one night? Do the whole show. I'll go to sit home, get stoned and listen to it. I won't be on it. Oh, maybe I'll phone in then so I can hear myself.

1:03:57 Caller Tom?

1:03:59 Adam Yeah, you're 19. What's up?

1:04:01 Caller A couple of things. Adam, you're funny.

1:04:04 Caller Drew, you're incredibly smart.

1:04:06 Caller Thank you for everything you do for everyone.

1:04:08 Adam Thank you.

1:04:09 Caller Everlast, you just have amazing talent there, brother.

1:04:13 Everlast Wow. Thank you very much, man.

1:04:15 Caller One of my questions was for you. On the soundtrack to the movie End of Days, there's a song you have called So Long.

1:04:25 Caller Yeah.

1:04:25 Caller I'm curious, what exactly inspired that song?

1:04:29 Everlast A few different things, man. Just like at the time, it was before like the Columbine thing had happened.

1:04:37 Caller Yeah.

1:04:38 Everlast And there was like this shooting in Arkansas or something.

1:04:40 Caller Oh yeah, the kids who could say that.

1:04:43 Everlast And I was on tour when it happened, and I was driving through like the backwoods of Virginia, and just kind of caught a vibe that was kind of eerie and kind of truthful. And I just started writing down these lyrics. And I actually had to be talked in to putting that song out, because I felt like really weird about it. But then, you know.

1:05:01 Drew Because you're afraid it might inspire something?

1:05:03 Everlast Well, I figured anybody, I mean, with any intelligence, would recognize. But it's kind of written from almost a sympathetic perspective of the person who's in this situation. It's not making excuses. It's just kind of like walking through the mind of a person who's disturbed, you know. But, you know, I was glad it came out, you know. I mean, it's one of them songs that, you know, it's not going to be something you play at parties, but...

1:05:29 Caller No, it's so powerful.

1:05:32 Everlast Thank you, man. I mean, it was just a vibe, you know. I mean, all songs I write are just like, you know, like, I mean, I've been hanging out with Carlos a lot, and he likes to say, if you get the antenna up high enough, you'll get the right signals. And, you know, I just tap into, like, feelings and just kind of write them down. And that was one. And the guy, Danny Lerner from Nine Inch Nails, did the music and produced it. And it was really amazing.

1:05:52 Adam We had someone in here who was out with Santana, and they said that he didn't read music or he didn't sing much. Who was that? Oh, it was Rob from Matchbox 20.

1:06:04 Everlast Yeah, he don't sing during his shows that much at all, man. He might get on there and do a little background. He has two singers.

1:06:09 Adam Oh, really?

1:06:09 Everlast Yeah, he's got a real Miles Davis thing going on where he's just playing. He's like looking at his band a lot when he's playing.

1:06:17 Adam Like back to the audience kind of thing?

1:06:18 Everlast Sometimes, not overt, like not too much, but yeah, sometimes like where he's just directing the band and kind of like in it.

1:06:25 Adam Yeah, he's definitely. What is he into? Is he into like a Santeria or something?

1:06:31 Everlast As far as I know, it's just he's like anti-religion. He's just about, you know, like he says, you know, the God or whatever his description of God is, is like, you know, all the other guys pray to this God.

1:06:44 Adam Right.

1:06:44 Everlast You know, it's like, you know, but he's just like about spirituality. You know, he's like, you know, all the religions are the same to him. His whole thing is everybody's one.

1:06:52 Adam Where does he live? I mean, he doesn't live in LA.,

1:06:54 Everlast doesn't he? No, he lives up north, like a little bit north of San Francisco. I'm not going to say the town because I'm not going to get in trouble with, but his whole thing, I mean, he said something to me once that just listening to some of the stuff today, man, blew my mind. He was like, my keyboard, we were playing Irvine recently, and my keyboard player brought his daughter out, and he was like, see that girl right there, that little girl, she's like five. He's like, when you can look at another adult in the same way that you look at that child where you don't want to do anything to hurt this child, you want to give that child the benefit of the doubt and all their situations and you don't just judge them right away. He's like, when you can look at everybody like that, that's where you got to get. I was like, that's really his whole philosophy is like just treat everybody, give them that same treatment you would give a child that you want to treat precious like an egg that you don't want to break. He's a real deep guy, man.

1:07:45 Adam I like that.

1:07:46 Everlast It's like hanging around him, you get that hippie vibe. I started finding myself talking like him, like the angels told me. It's really such a change for me from the last ten years of my life, drinking and just doing craziness to be put in a situation where I'm actually out on tour with a guy like that. He's been doing this thing for 35, 40 years and he's still got a pretty good head on his shoulders.

1:08:13 Adam Speaking of pretty good head, to me he looks exactly the same as he did 25 years ago. I mean, I guess it's that sort of, I guess when you're not doing a ton of blow and fighting with your manager all the time or the flight attendant.

1:08:28 Drew Really Adam, get with it.

1:08:29 Adam How dare you, Drew. How dare you compare me unfavorably to Carlos Santana. The point is, there goes the high horse everyone. Well, I think that kind of mellow cosmic existence he has has been good to his face. Not so much to his hair, but his face and his soul. It looks like he looks exactly the same as he did 25 years ago, at least to me. Of course, I was 10, so I didn't have a real good shot of him. Todd?

1:09:00 Caller Yes.

1:09:01 Adam Todd, you're 30.

1:09:02 Caller Yes.

1:09:03 Caller Long time listener, first time caller.

1:09:05 Adam Great.

1:09:06 Caller Adam, Dr. Drew, you're great.

1:09:08 Caller What's up there, Everlast?

1:09:10 Everlast How are you doing, man?

1:09:10 Caller All right. All right.

1:09:12 Caller Hey, I got a 9-year-old daughter, and up until two weeks ago, she's been sleeping with me. I get her every other weekend, and there's nothing sexual going on. I love my daughter immensely.

1:09:23 Caller Is this going to affect her development?

1:09:25 Drew Yeah, it's a good idea to help her in the individuation process, basically. I see. So to give her the skills to move away from you and to be able to come back and be close to you, but not to be sort of consumed by you. And there's sort of an arousing quality of being in the bed with that. It's just not considered to be a healthy thing.

1:09:44 Adam Well, you get a boner at night, too, don't you?

1:09:47 Drew If once in a while she needs to be reassured this way, but it's not like you're living in World War II France. You know what I'm saying? The reality here is she needs the ability to feel comfortable sleeping by herself in her own space. That's the parenting job, right? It's not, gee, it hurts me too. Difficult for me to for her to be separate from me. You need to not do what's right for you, but what's right for her.

1:10:12 Caller Exactly. I don't want to stun her normal development.

1:10:15 Drew There you go.

1:10:16 Adam Well, do you have a place? You got another bedroom?

1:10:19 Caller Yes, I do.

1:10:20 Caller It's a weight room right now, but I was thinking about converting it.

1:10:23 Adam Set it up for her. She's nine. You put her on the bench.

1:10:26 Everlast She's fine.

1:10:28 Adam You get one of those sandbag weights. You put on your ankles for a pillow.

1:10:34 Drew Set her up on a preacher.

1:10:35 Adam Yeah, put her to sleep on those preacher benches. You take that pad. You do the sit-ups on. You use that as a comforter. She's fine.

1:10:44 Caller Hey, Dr. Drew, you got kids, right?

1:10:46 Drew Absolutely.

1:10:47 Caller Have they ever crawled in bed with you?

1:10:48 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:10:49 Adam He doesn't let them sleep in the house.

1:10:50 Drew It's a constant problem, in fact. My daughter really is pushing on it all the time. It's not good for her. We tell her that. Once in a while, it's appropriate. It's a special thing. But for the most part, that's not our job, to do what's good for you. If you have a room, we'll help read you, help you go to sleep.

1:11:07 Caller One more comment. I've read your quote in Time on early pubescence. That was great.

1:11:13 Drew Well, I just said that, again, just to get the context on that, they were pushing me to say that MTV, or this sort of provocative material that kids are exposed to, might be contributing to early puberty. And basically, what I said was, it can't be dismissed, it's possible. We don't know. Nobody would have taken a bunch of primates and given them a ton of provocative sexual material from an early age to see if that turns on some hormonal system. Makes sense that it would.

1:11:37 Adam So you're saying, if you took 112-year-old girls and forced them to watch, let's say, reruns of the Andy Griffith show, versus the other 100 watching the grind.

1:11:53 Drew Could something happen to the other 100?

1:11:54 Adam The spring break edition of Grind. Could some of the 100 of the 12-year-olds start early into puberty?

1:12:02 Drew That's the question.

1:12:03 Adam I sure want to.

1:12:04 Drew Or is it what's in the chicken and the cow's milk?

1:12:07 Adam Or both. Alright. See, here's the beauty of this country. We poison from inside and outside.

1:12:15 Drew That's right.

1:12:16 Adam We're full service poisoning country. Everlast is our guest tonight. We'll take a little break and we'll be back after this.

1:12:23 Caller Hello, this is Loveline.

1:12:26 Caller 1-800-LOVE-1-91, Loveline will be right back.

1:12:57 Adam No, don't get me wrong. I want a V12. I want everyone else to be driving stuff that's powered by lightning. You can only drive it during storms. Hamsters, squirrels, and freak lightning storms is what's going to propel everyone else's car. I'm going to have a 71 Daytona Ferrari with a 5-liter V12 in it. And six side-draft Webbers that have to go prime to get started every day where the fuel just spits out of the back. We talk about everything but what we are supposed to talk about on the show. Cars are getting pretty clean now and you take it for granted. You don't notice it until you are going up the freeway and a guy pulls in front of you in like a 69 Chevelle and all of a sudden you can't breathe and you go my god I was sucking on this full time as a kid. I mean that was the only thing out there right? When you drive behind a Honda now you don't even know. You don't even know there is a car in front of you right? But once in a while you get behind a guy like an old beat up Dodge Dart or something and you get behind that guy and you know it. And it reminds me of like hey that's how it used to be. Every time you got behind somebody that's what you were sucking up. That's what happened in the brain cells Drew.

1:14:16 Drew That was Zorbax bus.

1:14:18 Adam Oh yeah. I got carbon monoxide poison in the back of my mom's hippie boyfriend's micro bus. Jesus I should sue her. Xenia?

1:14:32 Caller Xenia.

1:14:34 Drew Is there a flower called a Xenia?

1:14:37 Adam Is that a flower?

1:14:38 Caller Yeah I actually don't know where my name came from.

1:14:42 Adam Do you have hippie parents?

1:14:44 No they're Mexican.

1:14:46 Adam Oh okay. So they don't, there must be a flower.

1:14:49 Caller Yeah.

1:14:50 Drew What's going on?

1:14:52 Caller Nothing.

1:14:52 Caller I just, oh like Everlast I love you.

1:14:58 Everlast Thank you.

1:15:00 I know that's a little psycho but oh my I love all your songs.

1:15:04 Caller They're all beautiful.

1:15:05 Caller They're incredible. They're all amazing.

1:15:08 Adam Where are you calling from?

1:15:09 Everlast Fresno. Outside. She's outside the front door.

1:15:13 Adam Waiting.

1:15:17 Everlast Thank you very much though. I really appreciate that.

1:15:19 Adam I was going to tell you to come out tomorrow night to the House of Blues.

1:15:21 Everlast Go to the House of Blues tomorrow.

1:15:23 Adam It's a long haul from Fresno.

1:15:25 Everlast Are we going to be near Fresno or? Sacramento. Sacramento Santa Rosa. Where's that? I have no idea.

1:15:31 Drew Sacramento.

1:15:31 Everlast Sacramento I guess is the closest to Fresno.

1:15:34 Adam When?

1:15:36 Everlast That's November 14th. Memorial Auditorium.

1:15:40 Adam That's not too far from Fresno, is it? All right. You can go see them there in the 14th.

1:15:46 Everlast With the wallflowers.

1:15:47 Adam Yeah.

1:15:48 Caller That's a good show.

1:15:49 Adam Well, we're on first.

1:15:50 Everlast You can leave.

1:15:50 Okay.

1:15:52 Drew I'll just come back and visit them.

1:15:53 Adam Yeah. I think you can join them live.

1:15:56 Caller Yeah.

1:15:57 Adam That's right. You get that security guard outfit. You go back. You smuggle the piece in around the metal detector.

1:16:04 Caller There's no problem.

1:16:05 Caller The pepper spray and everything, right?

1:16:07 Adam Right. All right. So you want to lavish any more love on Everlast?

1:16:12 Caller I'd love to, but I don't know what to say.

1:16:15 I'm just cat gots my tongue.

1:16:17 Caller All right.

1:16:18 Adam We're going to let you go then. Okay.

1:16:19 Everlast Well, thank you very much.

1:16:20 Adam You go out to 14th and see them.

1:16:22 Caller All right? I'll try.

1:16:23 Adam All right. Jessica?

1:16:27 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:16:27 Adam You're 16.

1:16:28 Caller What's up?

1:16:29 Caller Actually, I just had a comment and a question for Everlast.

1:16:32 Caller Uh-huh.

1:16:34 Caller Okay. First, I'm really nervous, so first of all, you've inspired me so much and I admire you so much.

1:16:46 Everlast Okay. It's all right. Thank you very much.

1:16:51 Caller And I don't know.

1:16:53 Adam Are you crying?

1:16:55 Caller I'm just really nervous right now. And I've loved you like forever, passed the pain, everything.

1:17:07 Everlast Did you have a question you wanted to ask me?

1:17:09 Caller Yeah. Actually, I did. I was wondering what the tattoos on your neck stand for.

1:17:13 Everlast Oh, okay. It's called shu-yi. It's in Japanese. It's like an ideology or a belief.

1:17:19 Drew What is that? What?

1:17:21 Everlast For me, it's also it can be a discipline and it's just a reminder for me to try and have discipline in my life and stand up for what you believe in type thing. That's what it's like.

1:17:31 Drew It's like a focus.

1:17:32 Everlast Yeah. It's a...

1:17:34 Drew Mantra.

1:17:34 Everlast Characteristic.

1:17:35 Drew Yeah.

1:17:35 Everlast I like to... or what do you call it? Attribute. I try to live to or up to.

1:17:43 Caller Both of us mean that? Or is that just one big thing?

1:17:46 Everlast Oh, it's one more. Yeah, it's one... The two things together make the definition.

1:17:53 Caller That's called it.

1:17:53 Everlast But yeah, don't be so nervous. People are people. Don't be getting all phased out by anybody famous or stupid like that, you know?

1:18:00 Adam Unless I...

1:18:01 Everlast you know, unless...

1:18:02 Drew Only Adam.

1:18:02 Everlast Yeah. Adam is a superstar.

1:18:04 Drew Adam is different than everybody. But then...

1:18:06 Caller I'm not nervous with Adam, though.

1:18:07 Drew You're not nervous?

1:18:09 Adam Yeah. I have my invisible entourage I travel with.

1:18:12 Drew Everyone will know about that.

1:18:13 Adam Me too.

1:18:13 Everlast They were all over each other that day in New York. You noticed that I had tons of people with me, too.

1:18:17 Adam Yeah. The whole subway train. Hey, Jessica, where are you calling from?

1:18:22 Drew Sacramento.

1:18:23 Adam All right.

1:18:23 Everlast Oh, dude.

1:18:24 Caller Hey.

1:18:25 Drew That seems to be your... Yeah.

1:18:26 Everlast I got a little...

1:18:27 Adam That's your wheelhouse.

1:18:28 Caller I'll be by the 14th.

1:18:30 Adam You will be?

1:18:30 Drew Groovy.

1:18:30 Caller Yeah.

1:18:31 Caller All right.

1:18:31 Everlast Look forward to it. Bring a sign.

1:18:33 Caller All right.

1:18:35 Adam Put an arrow saying, remember me.

1:18:37 Caller I'm sorry?

1:18:38 Adam Yeah.

1:18:39 Drew All right.

1:18:39 Adam It was a horrible idea.

1:18:41 Everlast I would say Adam sent me.

1:18:43 Adam Adam sent me is a good sign. Probably get your ass kicked.

1:18:47 Drew Debbi.

1:18:48 Adam Debbi.

1:18:48 Caller Hi.

1:18:49 Drew Yeah.

1:18:50 Caller Okay. I have two questions. One really quick one for Everlast. Ever since my older brother introduced me to you from House of Pain, I've been crazy about you. I don't know why, but I just... Are you from Sacramento? No, I'm from Los Angeles.

1:19:05 Drew But isn't that a great compliment, too? I just think you're the greatest. Nobody understands why. Yeah. Thank you.

1:19:10 Caller I don't understand what it is. First of all, I think you're like gorgeous, but... There you go. But I think that your songs are just like amazing. So, okay, I'll move on to like a deeper question. I was with my boyfriend for about two years, and we started having sex about a year into the relationship. And about six months ago, like my dad left when I was really young, and I went through some sexual abuse as a child.

1:19:34 Drew Uh-oh. Who did that?

1:19:36 Caller Well, I'd rather not say. It was a family member. Okay, so...

1:19:41 Adam No, your dad left, so... Oh, brother.

1:19:43 Caller Brother, yeah, brother did it.

1:19:45 Caller He left when I was like, like 11, and like he went off and married some like really young woman. It was just like really like... It was horrible for me because I understood, you know, what was going on.

1:19:54 Drew Have you reported your brother?

1:19:55 Caller Pardon me?

1:19:56 Drew Have you reported your brother?

1:19:57 Caller It wasn't my brother. It was a family member.

1:19:59 Adam Well, we've eliminated dad and brother. Grandpa?

1:20:02 Caller Uncle?

1:20:03 Caller Yeah, it was.

1:20:04 Drew It was an uncle. You don't report him.

1:20:07 Caller No, I did. I'm just saying it wasn't my brother.

1:20:09 Drew I just want to make sure this guy's not doing that to more kids. Yeah.

1:20:12 Caller Okay. So like six months ago, like my dad walked back into my life like out of nowhere. Like he just he was living in another country for like five years. He just like walked into my life expecting to make everything better all of a sudden with money and gifts. And ever since then, like I don't want my boyfriend even to touch me. And like we broke up because of it. And like I don't know like what to tell him. Like I don't want to. I haven't told my boyfriend anything. I could have said, Oh, my dad left when I was a kid. Now I haven't really told him anything.

1:20:39 Drew Why didn't you need to tell him anything? You've broken up.

1:20:42 Caller Well, I mean, like he wants to get back together, but I'm not sure. You know, like I'm afraid that if we do, I'm just going to like sabotage it again. It's like I, I, I, you will.

1:20:51 Adam Yeah, you will.

1:20:51 Drew Yeah, you will.

1:20:52 Adam How about a little therapy? I mean, you know, after all you've been through.

1:20:55 Caller I did that thing. I started like it's like the like the week my parents like finalized the divorce. I started therapy and I stopped like like a month before I left for college.

1:21:05 Adam Okay. Well, as long as you completed your therapeutic sessions, as long as you get nine in.

1:21:09 Drew How old were you when your parents broke up?

1:21:11 Caller Pardon me?

1:21:11 Drew How old were you when your parents broke up?

1:21:13 Adam Eleven.

1:21:13 Caller I was eleven.

1:21:14 Drew So it's seven years.

1:21:15 Adam Well, it's enough.

1:21:16 Drew Seven years.

1:21:16 Adam All right. But the point is, is you're still having a lot of difficulty.

1:21:20 Drew Well, she's pissed at her dad.

1:21:22 Caller Yeah, I'm really pissed. They're just like, get over it.

1:21:26 Drew And she's eighteen.

1:21:28 Adam All right.

1:21:29 Drew And she's eighteen. And with this guy that two years and they should have probably ended anyway. He just brought it down.

1:21:35 Adam Okay. Let the relationship go. But listen, how I know so many people live with this. But what must it be like to be what must it be like to be a parent? To know that your kid hates you. You know what I mean? And I know to some extent, it's a phase and people go through it and all that kind of stuff. But to have your your kid, your daughter, think you're a bad guy.

1:22:00 Everlast Here's the I have a little experience in the parent hating department. Just so for my input on it. Yeah, you had spent. No, not my parents. One particular, my parents broke up when I when I was like 20. It was long. I was an adult by the time it happened. And I just didn't dig the way my father went about doing what he did. And I spent a lot of time and energy hating him for a while. And it's really you're not really doing anything to them that you're not doing twice as bad to yourself. Right. You know what I'm saying? You don't have to like your dad. You know, you don't even have to love him, but you have to accept the person and whatever's gone on. You know, for me, it was I just had an issue with the way my parents broke up. Well, like, I mean, I'm actually in the stages right now. I'm trying to just be like, OK, you're human. I'm human. Right. You know, we're all people. You know, I mean, the whole other abuse has so much more to do with it than what I am dealing with with my parents. So, you know, but I'm just saying it just to be angry and hate. It's just it's baggage.

1:22:58 Drew It's important to look realistically at one another, at parents and what not, to be able to understand ourselves and to be able to complete sort of that process of individuation.

1:23:09 Adam But I lost my train of thought. You're on a roll.

1:23:12 Drew Yeah.

1:23:13 Adam I'm just going to let you go. We'll clean it up in editing.

1:23:15 Drew That's good. That would be nice. Get it in post.

1:23:18 Adam We have to do a two hour and five minute show tonight so we can cover for that.

1:23:21 Drew My brain tonight.

1:23:22 Adam Well, that's good. Yeah. Is that the peyote you did in college? Listen, here's what I want to say about this. My sister hated my dad's guts from maybe age 8 to maybe age 31 or something like that. She hated him. And I didn't like him much either. But I made up with him somewhere around early 20s. And it took my sister another 10 years because women, women that got brains like elephants, they really do. They never forget. And they're spiteful. And my sister was so angry at my dad that, I mean, she was in her 30s or early 30s before she was able to sort of reconcile with him. And he was trying for about 10 years, but nothing was good enough. And I realized, you know, that 10 years was not a good 10 years for her. It was better for him. He didn't even know it half the time. And it'd be like, I'd call, I'd call her and I'd say, you're going to go to Lauren's house for dinner. And he'd say, no, she called me and said she wasn't going to do dinner. And then I'd call her and she'd say, that son of a bitch, she canceled dinner on me. And they start twisting stuff like nothing's good enough. You know what I mean? Like once you decide to hate, you start hating. And that's it. Even if the person says, hey, you want to get together some time? You'll twist that around into, that son of a bitch, he wants to take me out so we can brag and rub it in my face or whatever. Well, I'm not going to give him that satisfaction. And you're walking around with all this hate. Meanwhile, that person didn't even know what's going on.

1:24:47 Drew You brought the issue from the parent's perspective, how it would be like to be hated by your kid. Because if you are doing your job as parents, you may get hated. But as long as you're doing your job, it doesn't matter. If you know you're doing your job well, and as a byproduct of that, there's some anger, some hatred, some acting out. You just got to tolerate that. That's part of the awful job of doing the parenting right. But if you're not doing the job and they hate you, then you got no excuses.

1:25:11 Adam If parenting was a job, my dad would be in the mail room. Well into his 40s. You know what I'm saying? Carolla, you're in charge of sorting the manil envelopes from the white small envelopes. Let's not screw that up. Monday, that's a work day. You got to show up, brother, before noon. We'll take a little break. Everlast is here. We'll hear something from his new CD when we come back. My cars.

1:26:11 Caller Are you kidding?

1:26:12 Adam Have to shave my basketball court down a half court. I couldn't do that. Oh, Everlast is here. We're just talking about the trials and tribulations of life and from all different perspectives.

1:26:25 Drew Let's play one of his songs before the show runs out of time.

1:26:28 Adam All right. Yeah.

1:26:28 Drew All right.

1:26:29 Adam All right. We just, you know, I was going to try to get one in the last break, but, you know, we got into a good conversation.

1:26:35 Caller We're on a roll.

1:26:37 Adam All right. Anderson, we cued up over there.

1:26:42 Caller Yes.

1:26:43 Adam Yes.

1:26:43 Caller All right.

1:26:44 Adam This is Everlast's new CD and this is called I Can't Move. Everlast, Edith Whitey's name of the CD. More good stuff from Everlast. And you can find him tomorrow night, by the way, at the House of Blues. And then, then him.

1:30:24 Everlast Throughout November with The Wallflowers.

1:30:26 Adam Yeah. Yes. A very, a very good coupling, Everlast and The Wallflowers. All right. Drew, you ready?

1:30:34 Drew I'm ready. Eva?

1:30:35 Adam Yeah. Eva, you're 18.

1:30:37 Caller Hello?

1:30:38 Adam Hello.

1:30:39 Caller Hi, Adam.

1:30:40 Adam Hey.

1:30:40 Caller Hi, Drew.

1:30:41 Drew Eva.

1:30:42 Caller I've been listening to your show since I was like 11.

1:30:45 Drew Seven years. We were just talking about it.

1:30:47 Caller And this is the first time I've called.

1:30:48 Adam Yeah. I used to listen to the show 15 years ago, too, by the way, for those of you who don't understand that it's kind of surreal for me to host this show. I listened to this show for many years before I came around here.

1:31:01 Everlast You were just going through the alumni.

1:31:02 Adam That's right.

1:31:03 Caller It was so cool.

1:31:04 Drew The whole while, Adam was thinking to himself, God, I could do this show better than these other guys.

1:31:08 Adam Just, God, I've got to stop doing this construction is all I was thinking. But what's up?

1:31:13 Drew Anybody can do radio.

1:31:15 Adam Well, it turned out to be true, didn't it?

1:31:17 Caller I'm saying that Drew is doing a really good job holding his front. All the sidekicks he gets.

1:31:23 Adam Yeah, all the sidekicks, those transient sidekicks.

1:31:27 Caller Actually, I was calling because I'm having a problem with my boyfriend. We just recently started having sex. He has this problem that as soon as he gets in me, he wants to come.

1:31:38 Drew He doesn't want to, he has to.

1:31:39 Caller He has to. Well, that's what he said.

1:31:42 Adam Yeah, I know. I know you think it's a one-two thing. I mean, you kind of get you angry at him.

1:31:48 Caller It does.

1:31:49 Drew It really does. No, no, that's not something he can control.

1:31:52 Adam I know. It's not like farting. You know, where guys go, I couldn't help it. I couldn't help it. And then she's like, you could have walked outside. It's not like that. He really can't help this.

1:32:03 Caller There is no way of controlling it, of prolonging.

1:32:06 Everlast Well, like, you know, taking care of yourself and then, you know, not you, but him taking care of himself and then starting over.

1:32:13 Drew That's right. But the point she doesn't understand, though, is that once he, if he's going to come, he's coming. They can't control that. But he should be able to take command of his own sexuality and there is a Corolla method to this.

1:32:27 Caller What's the Corolla method?

1:32:29 Adam Well, something my grandfather brought over from, Hungary. Actually, Italy. That's not my real grandfather, Hungarian one. I had the Corollas of Pioneers and Broken Families. But anyway, no, I have no idea what Drew is saying. I have perfect control over my penis.

1:32:47 Drew Yeah, but you do it by constant purging of the system.

1:32:51 Adam That's right. That's right. I flush his system out. So he should masturbate. He should, like Everlast said, he should remove a bullet from the chamber so the gun does not go off so quickly.

1:33:02 Drew But he may have to regularly purge in order to get sort of control.

1:33:05 Adam Yeah, that may not help him, though. Does it go down on you?

1:33:08 Caller Yes, it does. Actually, very well.

1:33:10 Adam Alright, so here's another Carolla theory, which is you are on the clock the minute you begin going down on a woman. That's when the sex starts.

1:33:19 Caller I go down on him, too.

1:33:21 Adam Okay, but what I'm saying is, if he comes in three minutes, that's fine if he goes down on you for 20 minutes before it starts. Then he gets 23 minutes.

1:33:29 Everlast And he can maintain for a longer duration while you're orally compensating him?

1:33:34 Caller He can. He can. The problem comes with the quickness, the pace.

1:33:39 Adam Right.

1:33:39 Caller And just the effort.

1:33:42 Adam All right.

1:33:42 Everlast Put on a slow record and tell him to keep the beat.

1:33:44 Adam Put on a slow record. Rub a little coke on his dork and everything will be fine. We'll take a little break. We'll be back. Yeah, it's going like hunting during your lunch break.

1:34:33 Caller It worked.

1:34:34 Adam All right, I want to thank Everlast for coming out here. Eat It Whitey's is the name of the CD. Great CD, great guy. Always good to see Everlast.

1:34:43 Everlast And always good to be here, man.

1:34:45 Adam Yeah, well, you're local, and whenever you're in town, come around.

1:34:49 Everlast Yeah, I might just start dropping in, man.

1:34:51 Drew Anytime.

1:34:52 Adam We've had that threat from many a celebrity, Drew, but they rarely back it up.

1:34:56 Drew Only David Arquette.

1:34:57 Adam Only David Arquette.

1:34:58 Drew When you bash him.

1:35:00 Adam I was talking about how completely insane David Arquette is, apropos to nothing, just as if we'd started talking right now about David Arquette and what a nut job he was.

1:35:11 Drew We love him.

1:35:12 Adam But we love him, but he's clearly, I know David. He is clearly, you know, insane. The courts have determined him insane. And there was a knock on this green door right here.

1:35:22 Everlast He's like a fun kind of insane. We love him. Robert Downey Jr. kind of insane.

1:35:27 Adam Not crazy. Thinks he's Napoleon insane. You know, good insane. I was talking about this. There was a knock on this door. The door opened. He was standing in it.

1:35:37 Drew And yelling.

1:35:38 Adam And yelling at me on the air. He walked in. He was driving by the studio when he heard me saying he was insane.

1:35:44 Drew He pulled over.

1:35:44 Everlast I'm Elmer J.

1:35:45 Adam Fudd.

1:35:45 Everlast I won't imagine any of that.

1:35:47 Drew Millionaire. I'm a millionaire.

1:35:49 Adam All right, everybody. Thanks a lot, Everlast. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:55 Drew When I was 19, I ate about four boiled peyote buttons and stayed up all night but felt no effect.

1:36:01 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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