Episode 1000754887057

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline Coast to Coast.

1:13 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, new fax number 310. Can't remember the rest of it. Dr. Drew is aboard. Are we ever going to write that new fax number down?

1:27 Drew No. Every time I try to say it, you interrupt me.

1:30 Adam Well, go ahead.

1:30 Drew Was it 840-51-40?

1:32 Adam Oh, you don't know what it is, you idiot.

1:34 Drew 4051. 4051.

1:36 Adam Hey, Ann. Let's tape that and put it up in here on week number 3. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician, Dix-Mezzen specialist, and he's looking well rested tonight. No? No, you look like crap.

1:54 Drew You were blinded by this.

1:55 Adam Oh, he's wearing the Fabulous Man Show sweatshirt. Tonight, I want to welcome to the show XFL Extreme Cheerleaders. This is Brandi Bagley is here, Rose Fernandez and Bonnie-Jill Laflin. Bonnie-Jill was a Juggie Dan Squad girl for a little while until what happened?

2:14 Guest I left. I had something else that was going on so I ended up leaving.

2:17 Adam I think we kicked her out because she missed a few slumber parties. We do these big weekend retreats three times a week. Bonnie was a little too good for us over there.

2:29 Drew She became disgusted finally.

2:30 Adam No. Bonnie, you had a good time over that demand show.

2:34 Yeah.

2:36 Adam Girls are kind of territorial though. They peed on each other. They claimed each other's territory and then the catfights broke out.

2:43 Drew Was it Jimmy you're talking about?

2:44 Adam No. Jimmy farts on people. He doesn't pee on people. How dare you insult my partner? Let's talk about this because this XFL, I think people think is going to work.

2:58 Guest We think it definitely will.

2:59 Adam What do you know about it that we don't know? I mean, Drew doesn't know anything. But what I mean is, are you privy to anything? Have you seen any scrimmages? Have you heard anything? Do you know anything that the... Can you reveal any morsels, any tidbits that the public may not know?

3:15 Guest No, we know about as much as you guys know, actually.

3:19 Drew I heard they're going to go for a reality TV type format, formatics. In other words, it's going to be like the game is football. That's the game show element. But the producing is going to be sort of a reality TV type of behind the scenes thing.

3:32 Adam Well, of course, the big aspect is they're saying that the cheerleaders are, it's okay if they date the players or is it encouraged?

3:40 Drew It's okay. They went out, I read this article saying, no, no, we didn't encourage it. We didn't tell them to do that.

3:45 Adam Nobody's pimping you?

3:46 No.

3:48 Guest We don't really need any pimping, actually.

3:50 Adam No, you don't.

3:51 I can see that.

3:51 Adam No, no. But I mean, you could do worse. I mean, you could be going out with some garbage man or some bricklayer or some unemployed actor. I mean, here's a guy bringing home a paycheck. He looks good in his underpants.

4:03 Drew They're going to get paid about $45,000 a year and they get paid more for winning.

4:07 Guest Yes, definitely.

4:08 Adam Oh, and what about you guys? What do you guys make?

4:11 Guest We do okay. We do well.

4:12 Drew Oh, really? They name more than the players.

4:14 Adam Well, some of you were professional cheerleaders, pro football and NBA and that kind of stuff. And that's just basically exposure and charity work for you guys, isn't it?

4:23 Guest Exactly. And we enjoy performing and that's the right thing. And we have the best seats in the house.

4:28 Adam But I mean, like Bonnie, weren't you, you were with the Dallas Cowboys for a while, right?

4:33 Exactly.

4:35 Adam Now, what do they pay? $100 a game or $10 a game or something?

4:38 Guest We made $15 a game.

4:40 Wow.

4:40 Guest Right.

4:40 Guest So it's a no tickets.

4:42 Adam Oh my God.

4:43 Guest Right.

4:43 But I mean, it's discriminatory.

4:46 Adam No, but it's almost intentional.

4:47 Drew It's like, no kidding.

4:48 Adam No, what I mean? Yeah, it's like when a judge sentences a guy to, you know, one day in prison or they charge him like, like one time a guy.

4:58 Drew He'd sell my car for a dollar.

4:59 Guest Yeah.

4:59 Adam No, one time a guy like climbed some building and broke a bunch of laws and something and the judge charged him like a penny a floor. It's some sort of weird thing that's really making a statement more than it is any kind of.

5:11 Drew So in other words, it'd be more of an insult that they paid you more?

5:14 Guest No.

5:15 Guest Jerry Jones told us that he, that, you know, girls would pay him to be a cheerleader. So, you know, it's such an honor to be a cheerleader that we shouldn't feel that we need to get paid because we're getting exposure.

5:24 Drew You guys should sue.

5:27 Adam You understand they're not with Dallas anymore?

5:28 Drew I understand, but sue for backwages.

5:31 Adam What they want is, is a symbolic thing to say that everyone here wants to be here and they're doing it because they love the team and because they love the crowd and they love the attention and they're not here for the money.

5:42 Guest They could still throw you a few hundred bucks.

5:44 Drew That's what MTV tried to tell you. Remember?

5:46 Adam Four years.

5:46 Guest There's benefits to it as well, like calendars. I mean, when you're going to make a calendar again and they just do promotions.

5:52 Adam And are you guys doing a calendar now?

5:55 Guest It's probably in the works.

5:57 Guest Probably. Yeah. But I think on that line, just like the athletes, a lot of those athletes out there, they're doing what they love to do. You know, that's playing sports. They're getting paid for it, too. So, yeah, I actually don't know why it is that, you know, we don't make as much money as the athletes because they're all loving their sports and what they do.

6:12 Drew I think the ACLU has got a case for you guys.

6:14 Guest Yeah.

6:15 Drew Seriously.

6:16 Adam All right. So when's the season kick off? The week after next?

6:19 Guest Actually, it's this weekend.

6:21 Adam Every fourth. Oh, this weekend. That's right. I thought they're going to wait for the Pro Bowl to end or something and then kick it off. But this is starting on Saturday.

6:29 Guest Right.

6:29 Adam And the Extreme are going to play who? The Chicago Enforcers or my week two?

6:33 Guest The first game is away in San Francisco.

6:35 Adam Ah, I see.

6:36 Guest And then our home game is February 10th. And that's when we would be playing the Chicago Enforcers. And you can get single tickets at Ticketmaster. Where are you playing?

6:46 Drew What stadium is it?

6:46 Guest Coliseum.

6:47 Drew And what about the other cities? What stadiums?

6:51 Guest Packbell Park in San Francisco. And Las Vegas.

6:54 Guest San Boyd Stadium.

6:55 Guest And then Meadowlands for the New York team.

6:57 Adam Right. So a lot of the teams are going to play in the NFL.

7:00 Guest The stadiums.

7:01 Adam Right. Which sounds good. And like I said, there's been a hundred of these tried, and they usually go in with pretty low expectations, except for the people that are putting them on. But I think people seem to think this is going to work in advance, which is more than I've heard in a while. I mean, for these upstart sports. Yeah.

7:22 Drew You know what I'm talking about? Anything with the word football in it, guys will watch. Yeah.

7:26 Adam But I mean, they try stuff like World, the World Football League and all that kind of stuff. And it's almost over before it starts. This has a buzz about it.

7:34 Guest Vince McMahon behind it, which turned wrestling into a sport recently.

7:38 Adam Yeah. Well, I guess they figure if someone can pull this off, it's him. All right. Let's take ourselves some phone calls. Kurt? Yes. You're 27. What's up?

7:47 Caller Gentlemen, how are you doing?

7:48 Caller Good.

7:49 Caller Well, I discovered something a few days ago that is most unusual. My shower takes a long time to get the hot water up to scalding hot. So I get in as it's warming up. And I happened to have my back turned to the water when it all of a sudden got extremely hot on me and I found something unusual happened. It actually brought me to feeling like I was going to orgasm.

8:12 Drew But you didn't?

8:12 Caller But I didn't, correct. And it brought me to the feeling that I was going to and kept it there. And I found that the hotter it got, the better it got. And I also found that it wasn't burning my back. It didn't feel like it was burning my back.

8:24 Drew Until the blisters formed a few hours later.

8:27 Caller No, nothing happened. When I got out of the shower, I looked at my back and it wasn't red.

8:31 Adam Alright, so let me get this technique down. You stand with your back in the shower and you let the water warm up as it hits you.

8:37 Caller Correct.

8:38 Adam Does it start cold?

8:39 Caller No, no, it starts decently warm and as it gets hotter...

8:44 Adam Hold on, Drew, stop using my goddamn mic handle like you're riding...

8:47 Drew As a handle.

8:48 Adam Yeah, as a handle. A mic cord like you're riding a subway or something. Please, you know this equipment sucks. Sorry, Kurt.

8:55 That's alright.

8:57 Caller So anyway, yeah, and it gets really hot and I realize that the sensation is not that of burning, it's that of feeling like I'm gonna...

9:04 Adam Yeah, but listen, doesn't everybody do this when they get in the shower basically?

9:08 Caller I've never heard of that before. I've never experienced it myself and I...

9:12 Adam Alright, alright. So what do you want? What do you want?

9:14 Caller I wanted to, you know, masturbate while this is going on just to...

9:19 Adam Yeah, because you're breathing.

9:20 Caller Well, I wanted to see if it would be way better than normal because I already had this feeling.

9:25 But I haven't done that.

9:26 Caller And I wanted to know why this is happening and if Dr. Drew had any...

9:30 Drew I have no explanation for it.

9:31 Adam No, thanks, Kurt. But listen, just a safety tip to you guys and gals out. Well, girls, you masturbate. You don't really do it standing up, do you? No. Yes. Yeah.

9:42 Guest Well, we really I don't think we really have a comment on that one.

9:44 Adam You don't do it standing up. Well, guys do do it standing up in the tub oftentimes. And I won't do it that way because I'm scared they'll find me there. You know, like blood coming out of my ear, belly up on the tile, water still running, dog licking me and like a handful of shower curtain one hand and my penis in the other. You could lose, you could easily lose your footing in there. Just whack your head on the side of a cast iron tub.

10:10 Drew Yeah, it happens every day.

10:11 Guest It'll be in the Inquirer next.

10:14 Adam I'm just saying I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. Scott?

10:17 Yeah.

10:18 Adam Scott, you're 20. What's up?

10:20 Caller Well, for the last couple of years now, I've been having severe panic attacks mainly due to my drug use. Having done all drugs, I've began seeing side effects mainly from my LSD and ecstasy.

10:30 Drew Yeah, that will give you the panic attacks.

10:33 Caller I have shaking all over, and especially my hands and my neck. One of my main questions is, are the shaking symptoms from ecstasy like Parkinson's disease? And like this is a progressive attack on the nerve system? Or now that I've stopped using the drugs, I can cut my wallaces or should I expect the shaking to get worse?

10:48 Adam Let the cheerleaders answer this one.

10:50 Drew The shaking is from your anxiety. It's not from a Parkinsonian syndrome, I bet. The whole issue of whether there's a Parkinsonian syndrome is actually debatable, but I've not seen anything close to that. Although when people are using a lot of it, they sometimes...

11:02 Caller Well, I get locked up like I can't move.

11:03 Drew I understand. And that happens sometimes from the drug. When you're using it though, you have...

11:07 Caller Well, I've gotten locked up. I mean, I...

11:09 Drew You've had it since?

11:11 Caller I would see side effects the next day, and I've gotten locked up where I can't move at all. I've never owned a drug.

11:15 Drew But I mean, a close proximity, like the next day or for a few days afterwards, right?

11:20 Caller No, I mean, I still to this day, like my neck will shake when it's going down, and I can't pick stuff up. And of course, then I think, oh, you know, when I start having a panic attack, and I start sweating and breathing heavy, and you know, then I will turn to other drugs like heroin or benzos.

11:33 Drew Well, you don't turn to heroin. You're a heroin addict, and that's... You're BSing yourself. You're saying you're using the heroin to deal with the panic from the ecstasy and LSD. I mean, this is just big time drug abuse, drug addiction, and it needs to be treated. You're not knowing what's going on neurologically till you're completely clean at least six months. I mean, completely clean. And with all the LSD and all the ecstasy use, you're probably going to have to be in antidepressants the rest of your life at minimum.

11:56 Caller Well, I was a manatee depressed before hand was taken back.

11:59 Drew Well, this is going to be no, this is not going to get better because of your drug use, okay?

12:03 Caller Nice.

12:03 Drew So what's he doing? Whether or not there's a Parkinsonian syndrome here is sort of almost moot because you have some much more serious issues going on here in terms of the addictive disease, its fatal potential, and the mood disturbances you're going to have from all the other drugs you're using. I do not know of any proof that there's a progressive Parkinsonian syndrome from ecstasy, okay?

12:23 Caller Well, my second question is...

12:24 Drew He didn't hear anything I said.

12:25 Adam What kind of outfits you guys gonna be wearing?

12:28 Guest We were just talking about them.

12:29 Adam You got, are they pretty skimpy there?

12:32 Guest I don't think they're a little bit extreme.

12:34 Adam Yeah.

12:35 Guest I mean, yeah.

12:35 Adam They gotta push a little bit.

12:36 Guest Exactly.

12:37 Adam And what about the routines? A little dry humping, that kind of stuff?

12:42 Guest Not unless you want to come out there and demonstrate, no.

12:44 Adam No whipped cream or anything. I picture it like a bachelor party. You guys come spread out a blanket.

12:49 Guest I bet you do picture that.

12:50 Yeah. Yeah.

12:52 Adam Even if it's not that way, that's how I'll see it in my mind.

12:54 Drew Scott, you gotta go to a hospital. You gotta get treated. This is not something that's gonna go away. It's a potentially, well, it is an absolutely fatal disease.

13:01 Adam All right.

13:01 Drew And even going, just going to NA, I don't think will be adequate. You gotta go into a hospital.

13:07 Adam Scott, you're 20 years old, man. I mean, you gotta get yourself some help. All right. Let's talk to Sean. Sean is 17.

13:16 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

13:18 Drew Nice. Radio savvy.

13:21 Adam I'm going to go find my goddamn notepad, which disappears every f a night.

13:25 Drew Why are you so freaked out about that?

13:26 Adam I just, I don't know. I'm in bad mood.

13:28 Drew You really are. Too much man show.

13:32 Caller I gotta say the man show is a great show.

13:33 Drew He's not even here. Don't forget. What's going on?

13:36 Caller The other time I had sex with a girl, after we had sex, I don't completely not even talk to them at all. I don't talk to them nothing.

13:44 Drew Yeah. So you degrade them. They've made the ultimate error. They've actually slept with you. So they must not be worthwhile. Yeah. That's nice.

13:54 Caller I was running for the XFL cheerleaders if I can get something like a post or something autographed.

13:59 Drew Dude, hold on. Okay. Acie, 20.

14:03 Adam Yeah.

14:03 Drew Acie, what's going on?

14:04 Caller I was wondering if a tubal pregnancy would come up positive on a pregnancy test.

14:09 Drew Absolutely. If you're having bleeding in a positive pregnancy test, that needs to be considered a tubal pregnancy until proven otherwise.

14:17 Caller Okay.

14:17 Drew All right?

14:18 Caller I've taken-

14:18 Drew It's an emergency.

14:20 Caller I'm sorry?

14:20 Drew It's an emergency if you have that.

14:22 Caller Okay. I've taken four tests and they've all come up negative, but I have the symptoms.

14:31 Adam The symptoms of pregnancy?

14:33 Caller Yeah. I get dizzy, hot and cold flashes. I get nauseous at night.

14:39 Drew Adam gets that.

14:40 Adam Yeah. That's my life. Maybe I am pregnant. I know they're going to find something in me when they do the autopsy. I'm hoping it's the Messiah. Probably just going to be some gristle.

14:52 Drew Dermoid cyst, hair, teeth.

14:54 Adam Oh, please. What is this? Yeah. All right. Well, you're not pregnant. You've had three tests, right?

15:01 Caller Yeah.

15:01 Adam Have you been pregnant before?

15:03 Caller Yeah.

15:03 Adam Do you know what it's like?

15:05 Caller Yes.

15:06 Adam How did that one go?

15:08 Caller Bad, actually.

15:09 Drew Lightheaded, nausea in the night.

15:10 Adam No, I mean, where's, where's, do you get abortion?

15:13 Caller No, I have, I miscarried.

15:15 Adam I see. All right.

15:16 Drew And how long ago was the sexual contact for this one?

15:21 Caller Oh, maybe mid December.

15:24 Drew Mid December. So listen, you'd have a positive pregnancy test by now. So, okay, relax.

15:29 Adam All right.

15:30 Caller Okay.

15:31 Drew All right.

15:31 Adam All right. Women are so complicated. They're so complicated. They're so, the wiring is so delicate. You know what I mean?

15:40 Guest That's what makes us special.

15:42 Adam I know. I can't believe you guys live longer than we do. It's, it's so, it's so weird.

15:48 Drew It's, you know, the British medical journal just came out with a new article.

15:50 Adam Because we're busting our ass trying to figure you guys out. That's what kills us.

15:55 Drew British medical journal came out with an article about how men, that maleness may be a genetic disorder.

16:01 Guest Yeah, I think that's a good diagnosis there.

16:03 Drew That you live, and the differences in terms of survivability and response to stress and what not are seen immediately after birth before any social factors can come to bear.

16:12 Adam Yeah. Now I think, I think the stress may be something that kills you as a male.

16:18 Drew That's always been the theory, but that seems to be something more than that. Just our genetic makeup and the testosterone.

16:24 Adam Alright, so you mean, you know, if what comes out of your wife's vagina has a penis attached to it, his days are numbered.

16:32 Drew It's impaired.

16:33 Adam Basically.

16:34 Drew It's less evolved than the XX, yeah.

16:36 Adam Yeah.

16:37 Drew They're beginning to talk about it there. I've always said that.

16:39 Adam Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, alright. I know, I was just talking to someone today about, you know the thing about, man, I know we could live longer if we treated ourselves better, but we don't get enough pedicures and massages. We don't, I mean, I've talked about this a million times. I've never heard a guy go, I need a massage. I deserve a massage. Even if he did say that, he'd never get himself one. He never said to the guy, someone has to get him one and take him there. Women need a massage because they hurt their neck. Like last time they got a massage. I think I threw my neck out when he told me to turn over. When Sergio told me to turn over, the towel got hooked on the armrest and I think I pulled something.

17:20 Drew I need another massage.

17:21 Adam I need to get back in for another half day. It's always great. You know the thing about women too, is the ones who do the least work at the most massages, the ones who are like waitresses at diners and busting their asses and carrying full trays all day or seamstress and sitting in some sweat shop, they never get a massage. It's those Beverly Hills chicks who are constantly talking about oh I need to be pampered, I need a mud bath and a seaweed wrap and a cuticle push and an enema and then a massage.

17:49 Drew An enema and then a massage?

17:51 Adam Yeah.

17:51 Drew Nice.

17:52 Adam Or maybe massage then an enema. Dave? Dave? Hello? Yeah. What's going on? Dave? I'm hanging up on you, all right? I'm not Dave. All right. Well, caller who I'm now addressing.

18:11 Drew All right.

18:12 Adam Okay. What do you want?

18:15 Caller My girlfriend is-

18:17 Drew No. Whatever it is, I'm not interested.

18:20 Adam Drew doesn't believe it?

18:20 Drew I don't believe it.

18:22 Adam Why?

18:22 Drew Why don't you believe it?

18:24 Adam The start.

18:25 Drew Yeah.

18:25 Adam It's difficult thing?

18:27 Drew No. The affect title too much.

18:29 He forgot his big name.

18:31 Adam All right. No Academy Award. Call her Dave. Sheba?

18:35 Hi.

18:36 Adam Hey, you're 18. What's up?

18:38 Caller Yeah. Okay. Here's the deal. We had a formal this weekend. After a formal, I went to a party and me and these guys are trying to get it on with me. I ended up getting it on with one of them.

18:54 Drew There was more than one guy coming after you?

18:56 Caller Yeah. That was the only girl there.

18:59 Guest Bad odds on that one.

19:01 Adam What kind of formal?

19:02 Caller It was the winter formal.

19:04 Adam I see.

19:05 Drew What kind of after party includes only one woman? The one where they just try to get Shiba? Is that the basic point of the party?

19:13 Adam Yeah. How did that go? Are you in high school?

19:17 Yeah.

19:18 Adam You're 18? What month are we in?

19:20 Caller January.

19:20 Adam What did you do? What did they do? Failure?

19:22 Caller No. I just turned 18.

19:25 Adam All right. So, you went to the Winter Formal, didn't you have a date?

19:28 Caller Yeah. He was just a friend.

19:30 Adam I see. So, you ditched him?

19:32 Caller Well, he ditched me, kind of. I don't know. We just, a group of us went as friends.

19:36 Adam Okay. And then you went to a party afterward?

19:38 Caller Yeah. And then, well, I got home and then they called me and then I went out with them again.

19:42 Drew Oh, boy.

19:42 Adam And this was like a stag party? Just a bunch of guys?

19:46 Caller Yeah. I think I, well, I knew when they called me what was going to happen.

19:52 Adam You did?

19:52 Caller Kind of.

19:53 Adam Right. They told you, you know, there's going to be some drinking, some dancing and some mild rape involved. So just a heads up. You may want to wear some sweatpants and bring a towel. Bring a towel.

20:05 Caller It's a long story. The story behind it is long. But the thing here...

20:08 Adam But why did you go over there if you knew it was just guys and you knew what was going to go on?

20:12 Caller They're my friends.

20:13 Drew Yeah.

20:14 Guest Okay. That's not a very good reason there.

20:17 Drew I can't say.

20:18 Adam Well, I mean, all right.

20:19 Drew No, there was a bong or something.

20:22 Adam If these were really your friends, you thought you could trust them?

20:25 Caller No, I don't know.

20:26 Drew No kidding.

20:27 Adam She's the oldest, most naive girl in your class.

20:31 Drew No, no, no. This is chaos.

20:33 Adam You think rape, abuse? What happened to you, Sheba? What happened?

20:39 Caller I, stuff.

20:41 Adam No, what?

20:41 Drew What's the stuff?

20:42 Adam Who did it to you?

20:43 Everybody.

20:44 Drew How old were you?

20:44 Adam Who started? How old?

20:45 Caller I, the farest back I can remember, my cousin, and I was like three years old, I think.

20:50 Drew Three years old, you were sexually abused?

20:52 Caller Yeah.

20:52 Drew Do you understand how we knew that history was there just based on your behavior?

20:55 Caller Yeah, I listen to your show all the time.

20:57 Drew All right. Well, did you think we weren't going to go there?

20:59 Caller I kind of hoped you weren't.

21:01 Drew Well, you tell us behavior like that and immediately it triggers our sensibilities.

21:05 Caller Right. Yeah.

21:07 Guest Do you want some answers? Is that kind of why you're calling?

21:10 Caller Yeah.

21:11 Drew The answers are not going to come until you change what's going on in you, inside.

21:15 Caller Well, I've, you know what? I've called the four Lovelines to ask them, because I've been telling my parents that I want to see a psychiatrist or a psychologist.

21:23 Drew Great. Outstanding. A great idea.

21:25 Caller And they laugh at me. They think it's a joke. And I've called, like, oh, I'm going to go.

21:30 Adam Do they really know what's going on?

21:31 Caller No, I've never told anybody really before. I've told, like, some close friends and, like, one of my family members, like my niece.

21:38 Guest Dr. Drew, isn't there anonymous lines that she can call to get some help?

21:43 Drew Yeah, but this is...

21:44 Caller I can't. You see, my parents, they're like, I can't really, like...

21:47 Drew This is going to take a long-term, intensive work.

21:49 Caller Yeah, and, like, they're going to be, where are you going? And I...

21:52 Drew Yeah, I know.

21:52 Adam Yeah, I think... Who's more compassionate, your mom or your dad?

21:56 Caller My mom. But the thing is, it's my mom's... It was my mom's nephew. And I don't want to tell her.

22:00 Drew Well, don't give me the specifics. Just say it was the neighbor or something. I'm just somebody. I don't care.

22:03 Adam But hold on a second. This is part of the guilt and the burden and the shame you're carrying around with you. You know, you were victimized. You're worried about hurting your mom's feeling. Meanwhile, your childhood was screwed up. And now you're screwing up your adult life.

22:16 Caller I think it is like, I think this kind of problem is like has happened in our family a lot.

22:22 Drew Oh, yes. It always works that way.

22:26 Adam That's Drew's family. Absolutely. So what Drew tried to do to me and bring it to my family, I was like, no, we've been molesting for a lot longer than your family. And he said, oh, yeah, my great grandfather molested on the Mayflower.

22:37 Drew He told me, Drew said, but I said, Corollas are way too lazy to engage in intergenerational stuff.

22:42 Adam Yes, we started to molest and then it burned too many calories. And we realized it kept us away from television. So we sat back down again.

22:48 Caller I say, oh, the only reason I said it's because like when I go to Mexico, sometimes this happens in Mexico, my mom, like me, my cousins start playing games and stuff. And she goes, don't go near your cousins, your boy cousins. Now that we're older.

22:58 Adam That's nice.

22:59 Drew Well, look, your mom, you got to sit down with your mom and have a little heart to heart and talk about the fact that you heard what needs to be done and you want to do something healthy for yourself and you need her support and you got to do it.

23:09 Guest And you're getting older now. It's time for you to take hold of your life.

23:12 Drew There's going to be many more post winter formal parties ahead for you that are not going to end right unless you change what's going on in your head.

23:20 Adam All right. So listen, talk to your mom and just. Yes.

23:23 Caller Oh, here's my question though. You guys like, I know that's what I have to do.

23:27 Caller Yes.

23:29 Caller Here's my question though. This is like why I called because like one of the guys I did it with, like my friend and him had been hooking up and stuff and.

23:40 Drew Well, he's an idiot. That's a he's a bad guy.

23:43 Adam What's the question? Hold on. Hey, she about what's the goddamn question.

23:46 Caller Oh, my friend had a suspicion about it and she asked me about it and I told her now, like, I don't know what to do because she's like.

23:53 Drew I mean, you told her what you did with him.

23:55 Caller Well, I kind of told her.

23:56 Drew Well, good that she should know what kind of guy he is. You may have lost a friend, but you've done her a great favor and hopefully, she'll understand. Yeah.

24:03 Adam Yeah, great, you banged her boyfriend. Hey, listen, Shiva. Shiva. Yeah. The reason we didn't care about your question is because it pales in comparison to the bigger questions you have in life. You understand? This stuff is here and gone. It's done already. It's history. But the molestation, the relationship, the family, all that stuff, that needs to be addressed. Okay? So let's not, you know, okay. I'm just mad because, you know, we always get yelled at. Let them give us the question. So we wait and give them the question. The question doesn't mean anything. It's nothing. Okay. She was molested. She needs to take care of that. And listen, you need to talk to your mom. And I'll tell you the kind of parent I'm going to be. If my kid says...

24:42 Drew The kind without kids?

24:43 Guest Yeah.

24:44 Adam That's the best kind of parent, mister. Thank you. No. If my kid comes to me and says, listen, dad, I need some money, I need some therapy, my first question will be, well, you're fine. Go get away. Go watch TV. Yeah. Fair. Fair. But then if they go, no, seriously, you don't understand, about five years ago, on my way to school, this kid came... I'm going to go, Bob, Bob, Bob. I'm serious. Here's money. Here's the ATM card. Go. Talk. Do whatever you got to do. Just take the money and go to therapy. And she needs to tell her mom, you know, she needs it. If her mom don't want to hear it, she's got to start letting her hear it. All right. We have the LA Extreme cheerleaders here tonight from the XFL, which is kicking off this Saturday, right? Right on. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break when we come back. Cindy, Cindy's 20. Every time she has sex, can't feel anything. It's something the cheerleaders can jump on after this.

25:34 Guest We'll have to tackle that one.

25:35 Guest Hello? Is this Loveline? Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

25:49 Adam Thank you. Hello. Thank you. Thank you. Hello.

25:52 Drew Thank you.

25:53 Adam Thank you. XFL cheerleaders are here tonight from the LA Extreme, Rose Fernandez, Bonnie-Jill Laflin, and Brandi Bagley are all here. And these girls are, well, as are most of the cheerleaders, have they had experience doing other professional sports?

26:12 Guest Majority of them have, NBA or NFL.

26:15 Adam Why do you think that is? I mean, I know that sounds like an insulting question, but what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, shut up, Drew.

26:24 Guest What I'm saying, Does he come up with these on his own here?

26:28 Drew He's a sidekick.

26:28 Adam Now, here's what I'm saying. Listen, I know it takes, He's a genius. I know it takes some skill to be a professional cheerleader, but it doesn't seem like such a prerequisite. Like it seems like if an athletic beautiful girl who was 19 wanted to go out for the squad, she might make the squad. Why is it the majority are veterans?

26:51 Guest Well, I think it's just the fact that once you have cheered for some sort of team, you just have this experience and just like any athlete.

27:02 Adam Just better during the trial period and all of these.

27:04 Guest No, I think it's just like any athlete, any sport. You practice and the more practice you put in, the more time, the more experience. It just makes you better.

27:12 Adam But isn't this more about TNA than the NFL?

27:18 Guest It's more exposure. We know with a lot of NFL and NBA teams, I mean they'll kind of show us every now and then. This team, they're actually going to be featuring us. By the end of the season, you'll know each one of our names.

27:27 Adam Right.

27:27 Guest They're going to mic some of the girls.

27:29 Adam Right. And are the routines, are they different? Are they better? Are they more involved? Are they less involved?

27:37 Guest I think they're, I wouldn't say they're better. They actually are more crowd oriented and you're going to get more hands on, I guess we're going to get more, a little more hands on with the crowd. And it's just us having a good time.

27:49 Adam When are we going to have more hands on?

27:51 Caller What does that mean?

27:52 Guest Will we post it in the stands?

27:55 Guest Yeah, closer to the crowd in the stadium.

27:58 Drew I hope they've got to have security guards on.

28:00 Guest Oh, yeah. Yeah.

28:02 Adam Oh, yes.

28:03 Drew Oh, that is asking for trouble.

28:04 Adam Passed around like a joint at a doobie brother's master.

28:08 Guest I don't think we're going to be that close.

28:10 Drew Oh, my God. God has analogies.

28:12 Adam Oh, they're going to have, they'll have some security.

28:14 Drew We're down with massive crowds and all.

28:16 Guest We've already had.

28:17 Adam Well, we don't know who's showing up. I mean, do they have any expectations? Do they have a target number for how many are going to show up?

28:25 Guest Well, the stadium holds 40 because at the Coliseum, I think it's initially, yeah, they closed off the sides. So 40 is what it holds.

28:33 Adam They close off the sides?

28:34 Guest Yeah.

28:34 Adam The end zones. Oh, the end zones.

28:36 Guest Yeah.

28:36 Adam The end zones. Okay, good.

28:38 Guest Yes.

28:38 Adam Yeah. Well, who the hell wants to sit back there anyway? What are the tickets going for? Are they reasonable?

28:43 Guest They're really reasonable. You can get season tickets for $100.

28:46 Drew Season tickets?

28:47 Guest Season tickets. Isn't that fat?

28:49 Guest Yeah.

28:50 Adam There's like what? Nine games?

28:51 Guest There's 10 games, actually 11 total. There's a game at the end of the season.

28:56 Guest Like the big game, like the Super Bowl.

28:57 Guest Yeah. And like I said, you get single tickets at Ticketmaster or you can get season tickets at 1-800-866-LA Extreme.

29:05 Drew Now, is arena football still going on too?

29:09 Guest Yeah, there is. It's still going on.

29:11 Guest This isn't arena football, this isn't.

29:12 Drew No, but I mean, so there's going to be two competing football seasons this spring?

29:15 Guest You know, I think the other one might be...

29:17 Guest I think it's during the summer.

29:18 Guest Yeah, ending or something.

29:19 Guest Yeah, arena is summer.

29:20 Adam Yeah, that doesn't...

29:21 Drew I thought it was spring.

29:22 Adam All right. Well, you went to a game last year.

29:23 Drew Yeah, I thought it was springtime.

29:24 Adam You going to some extreme games this year?

29:27 Drew I go where my boys want me to take them.

29:29 Adam All right. Right to the beauty parlor. Cindy?

29:33 Drew Piano concert.

29:35 Adam We're going to go pricing ascots. Father, would you like to come along? Cindy? You're 20. Jesus, stop being so good at those kids, would you? Please make me jealous. Cindy? You're 20. What's happening with you?

29:49 Caller Okay. When I have intercourse, I have no feeling at all.

29:54 Drew Well, here we go again. One of the more common ways that happens is if a woman has been sexually abused at a young age. Did that ever happen to you?

30:02 Caller Yes.

30:03 Drew Okay. It's interesting that...

30:05 Adam Drew, why are you lining her up after we just got in here?

30:08 Drew Yeah, you're right. All right. But the fact is, though, that for reasons that are not understood, there's actually a biological shutdown where you can actually have no feeling. Theoretically, that should be able to be restored, though maybe not to its full normal state. But it's something that would have to be worked on very diligently.

30:26 Adam Do you have a man right now?

30:27 Caller Yes. I've been having intercourse for six months now. It's really frustrating because I actually feel as if I'm being raped. I'm just there and it's frustrating because I don't want you to want me to be raped.

30:41 Drew But it's all reenactment of whatever it was that happened to you so long ago. Again, that needs to be dealt with in a more healing process.

30:49 Adam Cindy, you haven't gotten any help for this?

30:54 Caller I actually thought it was just normal and then I realized, obviously, it's actually an embarrassing subject for me. I really don't feel like talking to anyone.

31:03 Drew You need to if you want it to get better.

31:05 Adam You're with a guy you love?

31:07 Caller Yeah, I think.

31:08 Adam You think? And it really feels like you're being raped when you're with him?

31:11 Caller Well, at the point where I feel like I don't want to do it because I don't feel anything and it makes me feel weird. And I only do it because-

31:21 Drew Anti-sex to her would feel like being raped.

31:23 Caller I only do it because of him but it makes me feel weird just laying there and not feeling anything.

31:29 Adam Wow. But how long ago did the trauma happen?

31:33 Caller Well, at first I didn't even know if it had happened but I'm pretty sure I must have been really small. All I have is a few memories and it just comes to me. Right. I don't exactly know what happened but I get little-

31:50 Adam Why do you reckon it's so powerful now? I mean, that you're with a guy you love and it feels like he's raping you.

31:58 Caller I don't, I really don't know.

32:00 Guest All right.

32:01 Guest Are you having intercourse more than you did in the past? Maybe that might be it.

32:05 Caller Well, he's actually been my first. I just started having sex six months ago.

32:10 Adam Does he know about this? Yes. Is it freaking him out?

32:14 Caller Yes, it is. He told me to go see a doctor but I don't know. I feel it's embarrassing.

32:19 Adam Guys are great. It's like I have no sensation. I'm cold. I feel as if I'm being raped. Okay, man. We'll hold still. It's just going to take a second then. I love you. I mean, try not to talk about the rape. It'll be over fast.

32:29 Drew I'm going to go see a doctor, okay? See you at the scene.

32:31 Adam Yeah. Go get something fixed down there. Why is he continually having sex with you if it feels like you're being raped and you have no feeling?

32:39 Drew Well, because he can.

32:41 Caller Well, because of that, we don't do it that often.

32:45 Adam Right.

32:45 Drew Listen.

32:45 Caller I feel like I have to because.

32:47 Adam All right.

32:48 Drew What you have to do, Cindy, is get some help for this. You have to.

32:50 Caller Definitely.

32:51 Drew This isn't going to get better without that.

32:53 Caller Do you think it's something psychological or?

32:55 Drew Well, it's a biological.

32:56 Adam Yeah.

32:57 Drew Yeah. It's a biological result of a psychological process.

33:00 Adam Yeah. You women are all wired up that way. All right. You got your brain right to the vagina. Yeah.

33:06 Drew I realize it.

33:07 Guest We know where your brain is at.

33:08 Drew Our brains are.

33:09 Adam Not to our vagina.

33:10 Drew Think about it.

33:11 Adam Right now, sister.

33:12 Drew For the man, it's sort of a spinal reflex. It doesn't even go into the central nervous system. You know what I mean?

33:17 Adam Yeah.

33:17 Drew It doesn't get up above the neck.

33:19 Adam I mean, what I mean is a woman and we talk to them all the time are capable of having no sensation because of emotional trauma that they've incurred in the past.

33:32 Drew Or no arousal because of lack of emotional connection.

33:35 Adam Right. Key point. Right.

33:37 Drew No, man.

33:38 Adam It's like doesn't make a difference. I told you I could I could be carrying the casket with my family. If someone was on a mechanics creeper in front of me, give me oral sex, it would work. I would.

33:50 Drew I could be trying as I was doing something.

33:53 Adam No, no. Just both hands on the casket.

33:55 Drew Okay, you could do that.

33:56 Adam And then the hooker rolling in front of me on the mechanics creepers. I tried to hold back the tears. But the point is, is it would feel just as good. Yeah, try that. Hey, let's make a tape of that so we can send it to my family. Monica.

34:12 Drew Hi. They must be very proud of you.

34:15 Adam They're beaming.

34:16 Drew Yes.

34:16 Adam They'll love it. Monica. What's up? Yes.

34:21 Caller Hi, I have a... My son is five years old and he's uncircumcised.

34:27 Drew So what's the problem?

34:28 Caller His father was uncircumcised and his whole head came out. And I heard you talking to some guy last week or maybe...

34:34 Adam Whoa, whoa, whoa.

34:35 Drew You have to... That's... What do you mean? What are you talking about?

34:38 Adam His... The head of his father's penis?

34:40 Caller Yeah. Well, because he's the only uncircumcised guy I've ever been with before.

34:44 Drew Yeah.

34:45 Adam All right. So are we now talking about your husband's penis or the guy's penis?

34:49 Caller I'm thinking it's a normal-looking one.

34:51 Drew All right. Go ahead. You mean it was able to be... You were able to pull the foreskin back all the way?

34:55 Caller Right. And my son, you can't pull it back all the way to where the head comes out, just the tip of it.

35:03 Adam You got to use more teeth next time.

35:04 Drew Yeah. Relax.

35:05 Caller No, my son.

35:06 Drew Relax, Monica. Relax.

35:08 Adam I was making a joke.

35:09 Drew The United States is the only industrialized country in the world where circumcision is the common procedure, the routine procedure. So relax.

35:17 Adam All right. You're fine. Just rub some mink oil on it every couple of months. Just give him baths. Just keep him clean. He'll be fine.

35:25 Guest I think your answer is... It's a normal thing. I don't think it's anything you have to worry about.

35:32 Drew If there's narrowing and it can't get through, that's kind of an issue.

35:35 Adam Well, that's what she's trying to do.

35:36 Drew No, no. She has excess foreskin so it doesn't come all the way. She can't pull it all the way down, which is normal.

35:42 Adam How do we know?

35:43 Drew Because I'm telling you.

35:44 Adam You don't know. Hey, Monica.

35:47 Caller Yes.

35:47 Adam How hard have you tried to get your son's penis out of its sleeping bag?

35:52 Caller Well, since he was little, they kept telling me to pull it back, pull it back, and it just stopped being able to pull it back.

35:58 Drew All right. Then you've got to talk to his pediatrician and see if there's any stenosis, which is a narrowing that can occur. And sometimes that is the reason that circumcision should be done sometimes. Although that, too, can be overcome with stretching or whatnot. But talk to the pediatrician so he or she can check to see if there's any stenosis. Okay?

36:15 Caller Because I heard you talk to him.

36:16 Drew All right, Monica. It sounds like something you shouldn't worry about. Okay? I'll tell you what's going to mess this kid up is you You. Focus on his penis like this.

36:24 Adam It's going to be his third year of medical school. Mom's going to come over for a little foreskin today. Honey. I just want him to be normal. I know. Yeah, you want to be normal? Leave him alone.

36:34 Drew Don't be so anxious.

36:36 Adam You're freaking the kid out. He's going gay for sure now. You understand? You will turn him gay.

36:42 Thank you so much.

36:43 Adam All right. Thank you. She thanked him.

36:45 Wow.

36:46 Adam You want to turn the kid gay? Keep yanking on him. Keep coming at him. Keep pressuring him. This is how guys go gay. Over domineering moms. And if this is a woman, she gets eating disorder. Guy goes gay. Chick gets eating disorder. This is how it works.

37:03 Drew Corolla has spoken.

37:05 Adam Great Corolla has spoken. Look, my parents left me alone. Look at me.

37:08 Drew I'm perfect. Eating disorder and gay.

37:13 Adam Please, how dare you? You women are all attracted to me, right?

37:18 Drew Of course.

37:18 Guest You know, they have a fence holding us back.

37:21 Drew I like that beat and the deer in the headlights there. What do you want us to say?

37:25 Adam Yeah, he's got a good sense of humor. I guess we're supposed to be attracted to that, right? Yeah, okay, good. Yeah, we're trying to. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. We have the LA. Extreme Cheerleaders here tonight. And when we come back, we'll talk to Jerry with a surprise problem after this. Yep, Love Line, I'm Adam Carolla, that's my partner over there, Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. XFL Cheerleaders here tonight from the LA. Xtreme. Rose Fernandez, Bonnie-Jill Laflin and Brandi Bagley are all here representing the LA. Xtreme. How many cheerleaders are there all together?

38:08 Guest There's 10 on each team.

38:09 Adam 10. Is that universal for all the teams?

38:12 Guest Yes, for the eight teams, yeah.

38:13 Adam They don't let them have no more, no less, huh?

38:16 Guest Nope. There are some alternates, just in case someone gets injured or...

38:20 Adam Right...

38:20 Drew .sort of interesting cities are represented, too.

38:23 Adam What? How many went out for... Like, I'd imagine more people went out for the LA team than four?

38:30 Guest Well, for LA., I know we had about 500 girls auditioning.

38:33 Guest We had separate auditions, too.

38:35 Guest But a whole bunch of different auditions. There was, like...

38:37 Guest Wow...

38:37 Guest .ongoing.

38:38 Guest Yeah, they were separate auditions.

38:39 Guest But almost a month and a half process.

38:41 Guest Wow.

38:42 Adam Yeah, that's beating out quite a few gals, I'm sure. And, like I said, I'd imagine more in LA than, like, in Vegas or Baltimore or something.

38:52 Drew Or more like Birmingham.

38:53 Or Birmingham.

38:55 Drew The cities are Memphis, Birmingham. That's wild. Then Chicago, New York, LA.

38:59 Adam Yeah. And they got good names. I think the Felons, the sodomites, two-time losers, pedophiles, whatever. Some of the other ones on here. The Hitmen, the Bolts, the Enforcers, the Rage. The Maniacs. The Rage is nice.

39:17 Guest Can't forget the Xtreme.

39:19 Adam Yeah, don't forget that. Yeah, it's the Xtreme. Of course, the Demons, the Maniacs, Outlaws. This is going to be good. Are they going to use it? Someone brought the new XFL football to my house the other day. Oh, really? And you guys may not have an answer to this, but it seemed a tad smaller.

39:38 Guest It is smaller than the NFL. It is.

39:39 Adam Oh, you do have the answer to this.

39:41 Guest It is smaller.

39:42 Drew Yeah.

39:43 Adam Yeah, that's good. I mean, it's just a tad.

39:46 Drew It's a little farther.

39:46 Adam It's a tad. Yeah, get a little extra distance on it. And you can keyster it and run still.

39:52 Drew Nice.

39:53 Adam If you have trouble doing with a full-size ball. All right. Let's talk to Jerry, who's 30. Jerry?

39:58 Caller Hey, what's up, Adam?

39:59 Adam Hey.

40:00 Caller How are you, Dr. Drew?

40:01 Drew Jerry?

40:02 Caller I recently had two questions for you, but I thought of a third one. I hope we can get to.

40:06 Adam No. Okay. You'll be lucky if you get to the second. Go ahead. All right.

40:09 Caller Well, my first question, or I guess better yet, a problem is that when my girlfriend licks on my nipples, she complains of a taste. She says it tastes a lot like onions, a rather bad sour taste.

40:22 Drew Nice.

40:22 Adam Yeah. You start wearing a bib when you eat fajitas. I had that problem too. I said it tastes like chicken, the other one tastes like steak, and my penis tastes like guacamole.

40:36 Caller What about the tuchus?

40:37 Adam Oh, yes. Ace, that has its own delicatates. Oh, my God. How dare you, Jerry?

40:44 Caller Help me out, Dr. Drew.

40:45 Drew What is that? I have no idea.

40:47 Adam Do you eat a lot of onions?

40:49 Caller No, no, actually I don't. I eat a lot of chicken. I eat a lot of protein, but...

40:53 Drew I wonder if it's just your... That's just your own taste, your smell, you know.

40:56 Caller Wow, man.

40:57 Drew I don't doubt it's anything from the nipple. That doesn't make sense.

40:59 Caller Yeah, I don't know.

41:01 Drew If you're actually emitting a liquid, then...

41:03 Caller I don't know if that's true or not.

41:05 Adam Well, what if she licked on your shoulder or some other part of your body?

41:09 Caller No complaints there. No complaints.

41:11 Adam But from the nipple.

41:12 Caller Right.

41:12 Adam It's a little suspicious.

41:14 Caller Yeah.

41:14 Drew Any other funks?

41:15 Caller No, no, actually. No more than any other man, I would assume.

41:20 Adam Onion flavored from the nipple. Yeah.

41:23 Drew Maybe she just doesn't want to do this anymore. And he's like, hey, come on, come on.

41:26 Adam No, I don't see onions.

41:28 Drew Yeah.

41:29 Caller I don't know what that could be. Let me get to my second one. All right. I am having a hard time getting a full erection. And this is a new problem, although it has happened when I was a teenager and I was very drunk. But that was, you know, of course, years ago since I'm 30 now.

41:44 Drew You want any medications?

41:45 No, I'm not.

41:47 Adam Maybe it's all those onion rings. What do you get? You get sort of half? You get like a semi?

41:53 Caller Oh, yeah. Well, I'd say about 70 to 80 percent.

41:57 Drew Are you having problems in this relationship at all?

42:00 Caller Yes, matter of fact. What's the problem? Well, she has kids and has been married where I haven't, and I don't know if I want to go that route. All right.

42:11 Adam Well, your penis is telling you it doesn't want to go that route.

42:13 Caller You're talking to me, huh?

42:14 Drew Yeah. When you're anxious, things don't work quite normally.

42:17 Caller Yeah.

42:18 Drew You're just nervous. It makes you smell like onions.

42:20 Caller You think it's a psychological problem?

42:22 Drew Yeah.

42:22 Adam Well, you're not really that into her. I mean, you're 75 percent. Your penis is 74 percent is basically.

42:30 Caller She's very good-looking. It's not that I'm not into her.

42:32 Adam Yeah.

42:32 Drew There's a guy thinking, right?

42:34 Adam Yeah. I know. But you... What's that?

42:36 Caller She could be an XFL cheerleader for that matter.

42:38 Adam All right. But the point is, she's not and your penis doesn't buy it.

42:43 Caller Right. I got you.

42:44 Adam All right.

42:44 Caller Hey, Dr. Drew, the third one will be...

42:46 Adam No. That's enough.

42:47 Drew You tire of Jerry.

42:48 Adam You don't get three. That's a dangerous precedent to set. Three questions.

42:52 Caller Okay.

42:53 Adam Be here all night. All right. Eric?

42:55 Caller Yes.

42:56 Adam You're 25. What's up?

42:58 Caller I'm addicted to sleep deprivation.

43:01 Drew We must be too, Adam.

43:02 Adam Really?

43:03 Drew What does that mean to you?

43:04 Adam Yeah. What does that mean?

43:05 Caller What does that mean to me?

43:07 Caller Basically, I just get far less sleep than normal people.

43:11 Caller Yeah.

43:11 Adam Well, the way you say addicted to it is if you get off on it or enjoy it somehow.

43:15 Drew Your addiction also means that you do it in spite of adverse consequence.

43:19 Caller Absolutely.

43:20 Caller Like what?

43:20 School, miss work.

43:22 Adam What time do you go to bed at night?

43:25 Caller I try to go to bed by midnight.

43:27 Adam And what time are you supposed to wake up in the morning?

43:30 Caller 7.38.

43:32 Adam And what happens?

43:33 Caller I usually fall asleep about 7.38.

43:36 Adam In the morning?

43:37 Caller Yeah.

43:37 Drew And what time do you get up?

43:40 Caller 7.30 or 8.

43:40 Caller I mean, I'll fall asleep right before the alarm goes off.

43:43 Drew And you get up to your day?

43:45 Caller Yeah.

43:45 Drew And you like doing that?

43:46 Oh, hell no.

43:47 Adam No. Well, you're not addicted to it then.

43:49 Drew Well, you have a sleep disturbance.

43:51 Adam Disorder.

43:52 Caller That's what I thought for years, but it doesn't seem to be that way.

43:57 Drew Have you been evaluated for that?

43:59 Caller Yes.

43:59 Drew And what do they say?

44:01 Caller They say it sounds like I'm addicted to sleep deprivation.

44:03 Drew No, that's not what they told you.

44:05 Caller Yes.

44:05 Drew No. Because there's no such thing. There's absolutely no such thing.

44:10 Caller Well, can't you be addicted to any harmful behavior?

44:12 Drew No. Categorically not. Addiction is a very specific genetic biological syndrome.

44:19 Adam Where'd you go? Did you get some car wash or something and pass out on the sofa in the manager's office? Or did you go to an actual college facility and get hooked up?

44:28 Caller I was an action psychologist and she said...

44:30 Adam No.

44:31 Drew You got to go to a physician.

44:32 Adam You didn't get hooked up with electrodes and stuff and monitor, did you?

44:36 Drew You got to have sleep studies done.

44:37 Adam You didn't do it then. You just talked to somebody about it. Well. Well, Eric, go get yourself checked out.

44:43 Drew There's maybe depression, this may be bipolar, this may be just a pure sleep disturbance. There's a million, there's many, many dozens of different things that could explain this, all of which have treatment.

44:53 Adam And what do you do? You're saying you lie in bed for seven and a half hours every night without sleeping?

44:58 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

44:58 Adam No, you don't. No, you don't.

45:01 Drew Are you doing drugs at all?

45:02 Caller No.

45:02 Adam No. You don't lie in bed for seven and a half hours. You're sleeping at some point and you're not aware of it, or I'll believe that you try to sleep, you get up, you go watch TV for five hours, but you're not lying in bed every night for seven plus hours. Come on, buddy.

45:19 Caller Well?

45:19 Adam Well?

45:20 Caller You're not in my bed with me, are you?

45:22 Adam No.

45:22 Caller I'm very thankful.

45:24 Drew Adam is actually right. When you get a sleep study, they document what goes on here.

45:29 Adam Yes. You can go into a facility, right? Where do you find that?

45:33 Drew Most hospitals will have a sleep center.

45:35 Adam And you just go in there and...

45:37 Drew They hook you up and they do a monitor, a cardiac EEG and video monitor all night and see what in fact you do, and based on those patterns, they can tell you why you're having a sleep problem.

45:46 Adam All right. We will take ourselves a little break. And when we come back, Drew, we're going to talk to Joan. Joan is a 21-year-old sex toy with boyfriend last weekend and has been bleeding ever since. All right. We'll get to that after this.

46:09 Guest 1-800-LOVE-191 We'll be right back.

46:22 Adam Hey, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, he is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. XFL cheerleaders are here tonight from the LA Extreme, Rose Fernandez, Bonnie-Jill Laflin, and Brandi Bagley are all here tonight. Just three of the 10 that represent the LA Extreme. This weekend, Saturday, right? It's when we begin the season, and I think everyone is curious how it's going to turn out.

46:52 Guest They're going to be televised.

46:56 Guest NBC and then UPN.

46:59 Adam Is there going to be an early game and a late game like the NFL?

47:02 Guest Actually, I don't know about that yet.

47:06 Drew There couldn't be that many teams playing.

47:08 Adam Do you guys, do we travel with the team?

47:10 Guest No, we don't.

47:12 Adam Every stadium has its own set of cheerleaders.

47:14 Guest Except the last game, the big game. We all do.

47:17 Adam Now, in the NFL, do they travel?

47:20 Guest No, they don't.

47:21 Adam They're there too.

47:22 Guest Just when the field is neutral, like American Bulls and Super Bowls.

47:25 Adam Right.

47:25 Guest Otherwise, the team...

47:27 Adam They don't travel for the playoffs either.

47:28 Drew No.

47:28 Adam In the NFL.

47:30 Drew What's the big game going to be called?

47:31 Guest The Big Game.

47:32 Guest At the end.

47:33 Guest The Big Game.

47:34 The Big Game at the end.

47:37 Adam Is the name at the big game or they don't have a name?

47:39 Guest I think it's... Yeah, that's what they're calling it.

47:41 Drew The working name, Adam, is the Big Game.

47:43 Guest If they're rolling with it, they could come up with a name.

47:45 Adam Well, why not just call it the Big Game? Sounds good enough. Joan?

47:49 Caller Yeah.

47:49 Adam You're 21. Uh-huh. What's up?

47:51 Caller Well, I used a sex toy with my boyfriend on Friday and...

47:57 Drew On him?

47:58 Caller No.

47:59 Caller It was inside me and then we were having sex at the same time.

48:02 Drew Oh, my God.

48:03 Caller Well, it was like one of those little vibrating egg things.

48:06 Caller It was like a little...

48:07 Drew I'm trying to grasp this.

48:09 Adam You know those things.

48:10 Drew The vibrating eggs.

48:11 Adam Sure. I got one in me now.

48:15 Drew Yeah, would you pop it out for a second?

48:16 Guest Could you turn it down a little?

48:17 Adam Before I keep my silly putty. All right.

48:21 Caller And I've been bleeding like a period since then, which I don't really start for two weeks.

48:25 Adam If that thing was on you or in you?

48:28 Caller In.

48:29 Adam In you.

48:30 Drew What does that do for you?

48:30 Adam And he was in you too, right?

48:32 Caller Yeah.

48:32 Drew Is that for him or for you?

48:34 For me.

48:34 Adam And wasn't he kind of packing it up in there?

48:37 Caller Probably.

48:39 Adam Doesn't it seem a little dangerous to have something?

48:41 I don't know.

48:42 Guest Is it? I mean, I don't know.

48:43 Caller Isn't that what it's for?

48:45 Adam Well, I think it may be for personal use, like your commute to work and stuff. But when he's in there, in there, sort of shoving it up you.

48:53 Guest At the same time, I don't think so.

48:54 Guest At the same time. That's dangerous.

48:56 Adam Yeah.

48:58 Drew And here we are. She's bleeding. Why haven't you gone to have a pelvic exam?

49:03 Caller Well, I have a normal yearly one, but...

49:06 Drew Yes, indeed. That was before the egg.

49:08 Caller Right.

49:08 Adam Have you...

49:10 Caller I mean, could it be that big of a deal?

49:12 Drew Well, you're bleeding.

49:13 Adam Did you find it? Is it back? Yes. Did it have all those stickers on it? Like when... You know when Bugs Bunny would hit a home run and the ball would go around the world and come back with all those trunk, steamer trunk stickers on it?

49:26 Drew The egg's got that on it.

49:28 Caller Yeah. Are you hurting?

49:29 Adam Are you sore?

49:29 Caller Well, it kind of feels like I'm on my period, like I'm cramping.

49:32 Drew You know, you got to get checked out. You might have traumatized something. You might have an infection from sort of pushing things up into that part of the genital tract.

49:41 Guest Definitely won't go to the egg again.

49:42 Adam Joan, how did you get it out of there?

49:45 Drew Definitely, definitely, definitely.

49:47 Caller It has like a cord attached to it.

49:49 Adam Oh, I see. Well, it runs off 110, so of course.

49:51 Caller It's not kind of lost or anything.

49:53 Adam It has a cord like a tampon. And so that's a pretty good leash on there. And what do you do? Put it around your ankle?

50:01 Caller No.

50:02 Adam What's it called?

50:03 Drew It's like a surfboard?

50:04 Caller I don't know, some kind of Swedish erotica or something.

50:07 Adam I see. So you fish it back out? Yeah. And you find there's a lobster in the trap when you pull it up? No.

50:13 Caller Do you think it's really that big of a deal?

50:15 Drew Yes. Well, you believe in your head. It may not be a major deal, but it is definitely big enough to be seen tomorrow. Definitely.

50:23 Adam All right.

50:23 Caller All righty.

50:24 Adam Yeah, all right.

50:25 Caller Thanks.

50:25 Adam And what are you guys wearing? We never really got to the outfit part of the cheerleading thing.

50:31 Guest It's kind of the big surprise. You'll have to check it out. Yeah.

50:35 Adam Okay. Now mad. So I'm not going to watch. Is it so it's not it's, you know, you got the choice between the cycling shorts and the skirts. But I'm thinking they got to do something different. You know, it couldn't just be the skirt. You could go a little shorter on the skirt, but it's still it's been done. And then the cycling short kind of look, that's sort of an NBA cheerleader. I'm thinking the mini shorts, the mini sort of cycling shorts, like the sort of hot pants, cycling shorts. That's what I'm going with.

51:04 Guest There's chains involved. Really?

51:06 Adam Really chains?

51:07 Guest Yeah. Going to have to come check it out.

51:09 Adam Nice. Nice.

51:10 Guest There's some vinyl on some other teams.

51:12 Adam Really? And who have you seen all the different cheerleading outfits from around the league?

51:17 Caller We were just a couple of them.

51:18 Adam Who's got the nastiest?

51:19 Guest Us. Really?

51:22 Guest Ours are the smallest, I think, yeah.

51:24 Caller Most revealing.

51:25 Adam Good times.

51:26 All right.

51:27 Caller Chris? Yeah.

51:28 Adam You're 22.

51:29 Caller Yeah. I want to cut off my nuts.

51:31 Adam All righty.

51:32 Caller Because I hate having sex. I hate masturbation. I think it's dirty.

51:40 Adam All right. Well, don't do it.

51:42 Caller Don't do it.

51:43 Adam Yeah.

51:43 Caller Oh, no. It's better if I cut off my nuts because I'm religious too.

51:48 Drew Cutting off your nuts is not going to even stop the masturbation.

51:51 Adam It doesn't?

51:51 Drew No.

51:52 Adam Really? Well, for that night.

51:54 Drew For that night, yeah.

51:55 Adam Probably slow you down. I think I can still squeeze one off.

51:58 Drew No doubt you could. How would you sleep?

52:00 Adam Turn a kid, stop the bleeding, a little back pain, pop, squeeze one off and go to the hospital the next day.

52:05 Drew Chris, these impulses are extremely serious.

52:09 Caller Yeah, but would I not be able to get hard?

52:11 Drew No, you will get hard and you will masturbate. Do you have a psychiatrist?

52:15 Caller Yeah.

52:15 Drew Are you supposed to be taking medication?

52:17 Caller Yeah.

52:17 Drew Are you taking it?

52:18 Caller Yeah.

52:19 Drew What's the medicine?

52:20 Caller Zyprexa and WellBeatrin and Ativan.

52:23 Drew Alright, you got to talk to your doctor. How much Zyprexa have you taken?

52:27 Caller 30.

52:28 Drew Alright, have you even taken that?

52:29 Caller Yeah.

52:30 Drew Alright, you got to talk to your doctor about these impulses.

52:32 Adam Well, what, should I take more?

52:33 Drew That's a big dose.

52:36 Adam 30 milligrams is a big dose?

52:37 Caller Yeah.

52:38 Drew So, you got to talk to your doctor because they can make these impulses go away.

52:42 Adam What's up with you? What do you have? What have you been diagnosed as?

52:45 Drew Schizophrenia.

52:47 Adam Pretty severe?

52:48 Caller Yep, very severe.

52:49 Adam You hear voices?

52:50 Caller Yeah.

52:51 Adam And?

52:51 They torture me all day.

52:52 Adam Are they telling you to do stuff?

52:54 Caller No, they don't tell me to do stuff.

52:56 Adam Yeah, like my parents.

52:57 Caller They tell me to worship them and call them God.

52:59 Adam Oh, alright.

53:00 Caller They try to steal my poetry. They try to make me do all kinds of stuff.

53:06 Adam Let me ask you something.

53:07 Caller Yeah.

53:08 Adam You're talking to us now. You're aware of that, right?

53:11 Caller Yeah.

53:11 Adam You're aware that you have schizophrenia, right? You're aware that it's a condition. That there's something going on inside your head that's not normal. And you're on medication, you're seeing somebody, and that because of this condition, you may be prone or have tendencies to do things that aren't good for you.

53:29 Caller Yeah.

53:30 Adam But can you distance yourself from it all? Can you realize that this is part of, like I'll give you, Drew always argues with me on this one, but here's why I'm a great drunk, ladies. Here's why we can party tonight. I get loaded and I've been high, man. Man, I've been on mushrooms out of my mind, weed, booze. I've been out of my mind.

53:49 Drew They're thoroughly impressed.

53:50 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Still can achieve an erection. Thank you. Poked up, boozed up, mushed up, I still can do it. Hold on, Chris. Here's what I'm saying. High out of my mind, I realize I'm high. I see things, I want to do things, I have impulses, but then I think, wait a minute, I'm effed up. I know I'm effed up and whatever it is I'm thinking about doing, I'm not going to do it because I know I'm high.

54:13 Drew That's called insight.

54:14 Adam Thank you. So you finally appreciate my drug abuse, but Chris, you know you have schizophrenia. And you know that cutting your testicles off would be a mistake. Just like I might think about cutting them off when I'm high on mushrooms. But I don't do it. Because I know what state I'm in. And you're in that state all the time.

54:34 Drew Or when you're not on your meds. Will you want to close the rail ever?

54:39 Caller No.

54:39 Drew Okay.

54:40 Adam So, you need to realize that. You need to not do anything that's gonna be irreversible. And you need to talk to your psychiatrist and readjust these meds and get fixed up.

54:53 Caller Okay.

54:53 Adam Do you understand?

54:54 Drew You don't have to be plagued by all this.

54:56 Adam All right? All right, Chris. Take care of yourself. All right. It's a horrible affliction.

55:02 Guest I'm not scared.

55:03 Adam Yeah. I mean, imagine just hearing voices commanding you to do stuff. I don't... I never had that. You guys ever have... Women don't have... Do women not have schizophrenia as much?

55:14 Drew They have it. Probably not as much.

55:16 Adam Yeah.

55:17 Guest Why is that?

55:18 Adam Well, again, that's why you look a lot...

55:20 Drew Yeah, it's part of the genetic disorder of male.

55:21 Adam Just out to freak out. You know, you're at the spa. Yeah, you don't have time. Too busy being pampered to have those mental disorders. Chris?

55:32 Caller Hello?

55:32 Adam You're 13. What's up?

55:34 Caller Um, it's like I can't go to sleep unless I jack off at night.

55:38 Drew That's Adam Corolla syndrome.

55:40 Adam Well, I mean, I can go to sleep. I'm just not happy. I don't feel like the days can officially end it.

55:47 Drew Unless you've had a certain amount of shame when you hit the pillow.

55:50 Adam Thank you. What's up there, Chris? So what?

55:55 Caller Is that like normal?

55:56 Drew That's normal, Chris. You're fine. For a 13-year-old, that's fine.

55:59 Adam Are you religious?

56:01 Caller Um, no.

56:01 Drew Is that just once a day?

56:03 Caller Maybe sometimes more.

56:05 Drew You're fine. How many times more?

56:08 Maybe once or twice.

56:11 Drew No, you're fine.

56:11 Adam I see.

56:12 Drew Relax, Chris.

56:13 Adam All right. This will only go on for another 65, 70 years.

56:18 Drew You'll realize it's normal.

56:21 Adam All right, Chris? All right. Yeah, you'll be fine. Yeah. I went for the deuce last night, lady. Had some energy. Had a little time. Turns you on, doesn't it?

56:31 Guest You need the gym more, don't you?

56:33 Adam Yeah, I got energy. I'm very virile. Yeah, I'm not going to waste my energy pushing around some weight.

56:38 Drew Are you kidding? That she is so depleted.

56:41 Adam Yeah, it's true.

56:42 Drew You just drain your chi every day.

56:45 Adam I'm walking around like a battery that's been fished out of the ocean. Just nothing in me. You're right. Chris?

56:53 Yeah, what's up?

56:53 Adam You're 17.

56:54 Caller Yep. All right. I got a lump under my right nipple. It's been there for about a year and a half. I had one under my left one, but it was smaller and went away.

57:05 Drew Did you smoke a bunch of pot?

57:07 Caller No, I don't smoke any pot at all.

57:09 Adam When did you quit?

57:11 Caller I didn't smoke any pot at all.

57:12 Adam In your whole life?

57:13 Caller In my whole life.

57:14 Adam Wow.

57:15 Caller I smoke secondhand smoke, but I don't smoke that.

57:18 Drew Well, this is gynecomastia and it's a normal part of puberty. It can be perpetuated and made worse by pot. It's usually a normal thing and it usually goes away. That's as you found out with the other one.

57:29 Caller It's been there for about a year and a half.

57:30 Drew It usually goes away. It usually comes on around 14, 15. It usually goes away by the time you're your age. You can have your doctor check it out and make sure it's nothing else, but that just sounds like the usual gynecomastia.

57:40 Caller All right.

57:40 Adam Puberty thing. I think I had one when I was 13 or 14, as I recall.

57:44 Caller I've been puberty for a long time then.

57:46 Adam Well, it gets on a little later with some guys.

57:50 Caller Yeah, with me it did.

57:51 Adam All right, you're fine.

57:53 Caller All right, thanks.

57:53 Adam Why do you got that, what do you do, surf?

57:55 Caller Surf.

57:56 Drew Why do you have the hessure voice?

57:57 Adam Yeah, where'd you get that?

57:58 Caller I just got a relaxed personality, you know, just go with things.

58:02 Adam Really?

58:03 Guest You don't smoke anything.

58:04 Adam You don't smoke weed?

58:06 Caller I'm a cool guy.

58:07 Don't, yeah.

58:09 Caller Everything, man.

58:10 Adam All right, don't smoke.

58:10 Drew Oh, this is that. This is another version of relaxed, chick magnet.

58:14 Caller Yeah, I get it.

58:15 Drew His chi is depleted, too, I see.

58:17 Guest I guess it works for him.

58:18 Guest You pull the chicks.

58:19 Adam You get a lot of the ladies?

58:21 Caller You could say that. All right.

58:23 Guest Until they see his lung.

58:24 Adam Enjoy it, it won't last.

58:27 Caller Just enjoy it.

58:28 Adam No, I'll tell you, all the guys I know who got a lot of tail in high school, it dried up. I don't know what it is. It doesn't work that way with guys. There were guys I knew who did real good in high school, but it slowed down dramatically out of high school. And there's a lot of guys I know.

58:45 Drew That knowledge was the only way you were able to survive.

58:47 Adam That's right. I had to count on it. It got me through each day. And then there's a lot of guys who didn't get any and seem to get some or more out of it. But it never, it always shifts. Drew, you know what I'm talking about?

59:00 Drew Yeah, I do. It's like they burn out or something, or they change. I don't know what that is.

59:04 Adam I don't know. I think they get cocky, they get soft, they lose their edge, and not hungry like I was. I had the eye of the tiger. Do you understand? I was so depleted sexually in high school and deprived that I came out of high school hungry. You know what I mean? Not soft. You get soft when you get a lot of tail in high school.

59:23 Drew Then you came out of carpet cleaning, hungry.

59:25 Adam Came out of construction, hungry. Now I'm heading out of show business, hungry. All right. Lenny.

59:34 Hello.

59:35 Adam You're 18. What's up?

59:37 Caller Well, I have a question. My mom and dad are both nuts. They hate each other with a passion. They've hated each other since as far back as I can remember.

59:52 Drew That's awful.

59:54 Caller Yeah. They didn't really try to hide it like most parents would. They've made it very evident to all of those kids and everything like that. I moved out and started my life and everything. After I moved out, they decide they want to get a divorce. Now, I can't really talk to either of them because when I talk to them, they badmouth each other and want me to tell the other one this or want me to know.

1:00:17 Drew That is so infantile.

1:00:19 Adam Yeah.

1:00:19 Caller Yeah. I want to go about it.

1:00:23 Adam Just tell them. Just tell them. That's all right. You don't know them anything.

1:00:28 Caller Well, see, that's what I'm saying. I've tried to talk to my mom about it because my dad's not so bad about it, but my mom's like, I can't even talk to my mom anymore without feeling bad. So, I mean, I avoid phone calls or whatever for my mom. I actually have only talked to her like twice in the last year.

1:00:43 Adam Well, listen, why don't you just bring it up when she brings it up? Okay. She starts bringing up your father when an a-hole he is. You just cut her off at the pass and tell her we're not going to talk about that.

1:00:54 Drew You got to set limits. I know you're not used to doing that, but that's what's going to make you feel better. Put it back where it belongs, which is with them, and let them know that it really feels bad for you to put the... You don't have to be sort of aggressive about it, but just put them on notice that, hey, I'd appreciate it if you guys kept that to yourselves. That's all. That's all you got to say, all right?

1:01:13 Caller Yeah.

1:01:14 Okay.

1:01:15 Adam All right, Dr. Loveline.

1:01:16 Caller Oh, I had one more question for Adam.

1:01:17 Adam Yeah.

1:01:18 Caller What happened to RC. Rockolla?

1:01:21 Drew RC. Rockolla?

1:01:22 Adam That's good. That's Ace Rockolla?

1:01:25 Caller Ace Rockolla, that's it.

1:01:26 Adam Yeah, I don't know what happened to him.

1:01:28 Caller Did you kill him?

1:01:29 Adam No, he may come around.

1:01:30 Caller I hope to hear from him again. I haven't heard him in like three months.

1:01:33 Adam All right. Well, I'll bring him back one night. We don't have a guest. Maybe Thursday night. Be Real is going to be in here tomorrow night.

1:01:39 Drew No, it's Jeremy McGrath coming on Thursday.

1:01:42 Adam Oh, he is?

1:01:43 Drew Yeah.

1:01:43 Adam Oh, good. Yeah, I like that.

1:01:45 Caller I'll keep listening to him for him regardless. I love the show.

1:01:47 Adam All right, Lenny. All right.

1:01:49 Caller Have fun.

1:01:49 Adam Take care of yourself. Lenny is 18, sound like a 65-year-old sharecropper.

1:01:56 Drew Absolutely.

1:01:57 Adam I mean, didn't he?

1:01:58 Drew Yeah.

1:01:58 Adam That sound like an 18-year-old?

1:01:59 Drew Yeah.

1:02:00 Adam You want to know what guys sound like whose parents just constantly fight from the word zero till they move out at 17 and a half? That's what they sound. They sound old. I mean, it's like guys who have been in combat, in wars. You know, it's like they may be 20, 21. They've seen a lot. You know, this guy, Lenny did not sound like a fresh face kid bound for college. He's like a guy who knows first hand. He knows all about life at 18. He's seen it all. Sad. Dan? Hey. You're 17. Yes, I am. What's up?

1:02:32 Caller Well, my girlfriend and I, we used to hang out. And my dad, on the weekends, he goes out. And I'd have her over and we could be alone and stuff. And for like three months, all we did was really kiss and stuff.

1:02:44 And then we went like farther.

1:02:45 Caller And now whenever I invite her over, she like, like for two weeks in a row, I invited her over. And both weeks, she said she's been on her period and she couldn't come.

1:02:54 Adam I see. So you think she is moving all too fast for her?

1:02:58 No, I mean, like, I don't know.

1:02:59 Caller I don't think it's normal that she should be on her period two weeks in a row.

1:03:03 Adam I know there, Sherlock, so you're saying, I'm saying you think it's moving a little too fast for her.

1:03:11 Yeah, and I don't know what to do.

1:03:12 Drew Jesus Christ, we have the world's dumbest callers on it. Did you bring that up to her and sort of call her on it?

1:03:19 Caller Not really, because I don't want her to think I'm accusing her of lying.

1:03:23 Adam Okay. And she's a how old? Eleven?

1:03:27 Caller No, she's eighteen.

1:03:28 Adam All right. So let's examine the evidence. You guys were just smooching and she was all about that, right? Everything's fine. Now, when you went further, how much further did you go?

1:03:40 Caller Just like I had in my hand down her pants.

1:03:42 Adam All right. So just a hand down the pants. I see. And she was wearing the pants?

1:03:49 Caller Yeah.

1:03:50 Adam Okay. And it's not as if just her pants were sitting on the sofa. I've done that move before just to technically say, I had my hand down a chick's pants.

1:04:00 Drew You do get the, put a bathing suit on, go out to the pool. That's right.

1:04:04 Adam I got my hand down the bottom there. Yeah. I'm wearing them now.

1:04:08 Drew Do you go up the shirt too?

1:04:09 Adam I go up my own shirt saying, yes, I went up. And I'll undo my own bra.

1:04:13 Drew Don't you just put the shirt up on a hanger and just go up with that?

1:04:15 Adam Yeah. Sure.

1:04:15 Drew I see.

1:04:16 Adam Obviously. All right. Hey, Dan.

1:04:18 Caller Yeah.

1:04:19 Adam And then, and she seemed comfortable with it at the time? Yeah.

1:04:22 Caller She didn't like protest.

1:04:24 Caller In fact, it was her idea.

1:04:25 Drew Okay. But she's a little freaked out. Or she's on her period. I mean, she could have a regular period.

1:04:30 Adam It was her idea and she didn't seem to have any problem with it.

1:04:34 Guest Yeah.

1:04:34 Adam What do you guys think about this?

1:04:35 Guest I think that you're kind of actually probably hitting it on the button. Maybe she doesn't at the time might have felt comfortable. And then as things progressed, she was feeling a little uncomfortable. So, you know, she said that. And if you're a caring boyfriend, you'll just keep that in mind and just take it at whatever pace she feels comfortable at.

1:04:51 Adam But it was her idea that she didn't have any problem while she was there.

1:04:58 Caller She had a relationship before me that was really, really bad.

1:05:00 I was basically abusive to her.

1:05:03 Adam Now we're getting to it.

1:05:04 Caller I never pressured her to do anything and I always waited for her.

1:05:07 Drew That's your mistake.

1:05:08 Adam And you may be too nice a guy for her.

1:05:09 Drew That's the point.

1:05:10 Adam That's trouble.

1:05:11 Drew That's the point.

1:05:11 Adam Okay. Where's her dad?

1:05:16 Caller Her dad just moved back to the state, I believe.

1:05:21 Adam Right. He was in exile in Spain for many of the laws. Right?

1:05:27 Caller I don't know what country.

1:05:28 Adam He's an idiot. She doesn't like him, right? Oh, no.

1:05:31 Caller She hates him.

1:05:31 Adam There you go. All right. So, Dan, here's what you're up against. Girls, stop me if I'm wrong. I know this is going to be painful. But to be honest here, her dad was an a-hole. Okay? She's now attracted to a-holes. She don't like it, but she likes bad boys. She gets with them. She tries to fix them. They stay abusive. Eventually, they break up. Then she hooks up with you. You're the kind of guy she wants to be with. And one part of her mind...

1:05:58 Drew Wants to be with.

1:05:59 Adam She wants to be with. Almost like a gay guy getting married because he wants to be straight. He wants to think if he has some kids, maybe it'll... Because he wants that life. We all want that life. But you know what? It doesn't work for her at this point. And you're a nice guy and you're laying back and you're saying whatever you're comfortable with, baby, whatever you're ready. And it's freaking her out because she likes you, but you're not dangerous. You're not naughty. It's not turning her on. She's not having that attraction.

1:06:27 Drew It's also uncomfortable for her.

1:06:28 Adam She can't handle it. It's like it's intimate. It's real. You're an actual person who cares.

1:06:33 Drew And she has some control, some mutuality. She wants somebody to make her feel victimized, out of control.

1:06:39 Adam Go over there and give her the beating of a lifetime. I agree with Drew. A wholeheartedly. And we rarely agree. Thank you, Drew. Dan, you got shh. Hold on. Let's talk about Dan. He's got his work cut out for him because she ain't going to be, she's going to be back and forth with him all the time because there's a part of her that wants to be with a good stable unabusive guy but there's a part of her that is not past this, has not grown out of it, is not truly going to be attracted to him and what is attraction? What is that? I love him. I can't help it. Sure he's an alcoholic. Sure he has 14 kids. Sure he beats on me. Sure he takes my money. Sure he has sex. I love him. I can't help it. I love him. What is that? What is that attraction? That's what that is.

1:07:28 Drew That's the arousal and the powerlessness of childhood being acted out through a track.

1:07:33 Adam And it ain't there. It may not be there for her. It may not be there for her for 10 years.

1:07:38 Drew He should head for the hills.

1:07:39 Guest Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

1:07:41 Adam All right. All right. Hey, Dan, this is going to be tough, but you're going to have to sort of keep your dignity and, you know, be as... You set your own sort of rules to live by, and you live up to those. And if she can't hang with them, fine. But watch out, because you guys may yo-yo a little bit.

1:08:02 Drew And of course, she may just be having her period.

1:08:03 Caller Right, probably having her period, yeah.

1:08:05 Drew She should just forget everything she's said.

1:08:06 Adam She's on the depot shot. She's bleeding a little bit. That's all. No, okay, here's what's really wrong with you girls.

1:08:13 Guest I'll tell you that right now.

1:08:14 Adam Here's the deal. Guys have a certain amount of energy too. They're whacked out, but they're practical. If there's a girl who's physically attractive, who they're turned on by, who they're attracted to, whose parents are out of town and who wants sex, they're over there. They don't care if she's a good girl, a bad girl. They don't care what the history is. Living, passed out, dead for three weeks, parents mourning in open casket. They don't care. Now, women, this guy could be the best looking guy in the world, but she ain't attracted to him physically. Meanwhile, there's some guy who's toothless with a tattoo, who reminds her of daddy, driving a beat up El Camino, and she's so hot for this guy. Oh, I know. And that's what's tough about being a really good looking, good guy.

1:09:03 Guest Yeah.

1:09:04 Adam You guys know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I get that a lot. It's tough, Drew, because you think I'd get a ton of tail.

1:09:10 Drew It's a good thing you got no cheek.

1:09:12 Adam Yeah, it's a good thing. Yeah, it's a good thing I don't have any sex drive. All right, we will take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak the same. Sam, I said your girl's advice, his girl. Wait a minute, Sam, oh, your girl's advice, right? All right, we're gonna talk to him because his girlfriend left him for another one. We'll be back.

1:09:34 Guest 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:09:41 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That'd be Dr. Drew over there. Be Real from Cypress Hill will be in here tomorrow night and then Supercross champ Jeremy McGrath will be in here on Thursday.

1:09:54 Drew You been smoking pot or something?

1:09:56 Adam No, why? A little out of it?

1:09:57 Drew I thought I smelled a little.

1:09:58 Adam No. Oh, well, smoke pot on Sunday.

1:10:02 Drew Somebody's smoking pot.

1:10:03 Adam Who's smoking pot?

1:10:05 Guest Definitely not us.

1:10:06 Adam You guys being drug tested?

1:10:07 Drew I definitely.

1:10:11 Adam I don't know. Do I really got to sniff your mouth? Come on. Sometimes Drew does that joke where he rubs the mic on his ass during the commercial and then I come back in and he's like, A joke? Yeah, it's funny. He goes, Hey, someone's been drinking Pia Colada. I'm like, why? He goes, sniff the mic. That smells like ass. I sure as get quite a sense of humor. XFL.

1:10:30 Drew Very highbrow humor we're going to do here.

1:10:32 Adam XFL cheerleaders here tonight from the LA. Extreme, Rose, Bonnie and Brandi are all here. And again, the season starts this Saturday. And I think it's got a sufficient buzz. People are hopped up for it. I, as a football fan, am looking forward to some form of football being strung together throughout the entire year. So I will definitely tune in. And I think there's a lot of people that are going to tune in initially, I think, just to see what the hell's going on. I think there's some new rules and some new innovations and people are kind of curious. And there'll probably be some names of some of the players, some guys we recognize from the pro ranks.

1:11:16 Guest Yeah.

1:11:17 Adam Probably a lot of-

1:11:18 Guest Tommy Maddux.

1:11:20 Adam A lot of guys, a lot of guys like that who you may-

1:11:23 Guest College stars.

1:11:24 Guest College stars, yeah. People in the NFL too, also.

1:11:27 Guest Alvin Harper. He's been- You mean for the Cowboys?

1:11:29 Drew Used to play.

1:11:29 Guest Yes.

1:11:30 Drew But now know people that are playing currently.

1:11:32 Guest Right.

1:11:32 Guest They've been waved to release, yeah.

1:11:35 Adam I would imagine that their contract would just stipulate it.

1:11:40 Yeah.

1:11:42 Adam Can't play 45 games a year and come back to the squad. I don't think the body's capable of taking that. But the other thing too is, you know, just because a guy has been waved from a squad does not mean he's necessarily a subpar player. There's example after example of guys, well, the two quarterbacks from both the Super Bowl teams were both guys that were basically waved and written off a few years back. I mean, these are guys that didn't even think would make it anywhere. All right. Crowe?

1:12:17 Yeah.

1:12:17 Adam You're 24. What's up?

1:12:19 Caller 24.

1:12:20 Adam What's up?

1:12:21 Caller Well, I've been with this girl for about two months. And just recently, I've become more involved with her sexually. And somehow, I'm not really feeling anything by it. I'm wondering if there's something wrong with me.

1:12:42 Drew Crowe is either a pre-pubescent male or female.

1:12:45 Caller Yeah.

1:12:46 Adam What? Are you like a real butch dyke?

1:12:49 Caller No. No. I'm pretty feminine, actually. But I'm just wondering if there's something wrong with me.

1:12:58 Drew I understand. You heard us talk to the caller that had no feelings. Is that what prompted this call?

1:13:02 Caller What's that?

1:13:03 Adam No. Let me ask you this. You say you've been with her for a few months, but you just became more sexual with her recently.

1:13:11 Caller Yeah.

1:13:11 Adam What were you doing in the prior six or seven weeks with her?

1:13:16 Caller Nothing. Really?

1:13:17 Adam Nothing physical.

1:13:18 Caller Well, just kissing and stuff, but nothing like too physical. I'm not really a physical person.

1:13:23 Adam So you guys have been girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend for like two months, but you haven't had any sexual relationship.

1:13:33 Caller And then when she finally decided to do that, I didn't feel anything. And I've had other partners before and I felt more, but I haven't felt.

1:13:43 Drew Do you think it's something that she was doing or just?

1:13:45 Caller I'm, that's what I'm wondering. If this is really normal for females.

1:13:49 Drew Are you on a medication?

1:13:50 Caller No.

1:13:51 Adam Maybe you're just not syncing up with this person. I mean, maybe your chemistry isn't right.

1:13:57 Caller Yeah. I'm thinking maybe that might be it. I don't know. I'm not really into the whole sexual thing, but...

1:14:04 Drew Why not? Why is that?

1:14:06 Caller Because of some memories I've had.

1:14:09 Drew Somebody sexually abused you?

1:14:10 Caller Yeah.

1:14:11 Drew And you heard us talking earlier to someone who had complete shutdown of her feelings down there. And certainly that can happen with women.

1:14:19 Caller Yeah. I think that's why sometimes women tend to go towards women.

1:14:25 Adam Who got hold of you?

1:14:27 Caller How old am I?

1:14:27 Adam Well, who got hold of you back when?

1:14:29 Caller Oh, grandfather.

1:14:32 Adam Oh, really?

1:14:33 Caller Yeah.

1:14:34 Adam God, it's so horrible.

1:14:35 Drew So despicable.

1:14:36 Caller Yeah, it is.

1:14:36 Adam I know. I hope he's dead. Is he dead?

1:14:38 Caller No, he's not.

1:14:40 Adam Oh, that's unfortunate.

1:14:41 Caller Yeah.

1:14:41 Adam I'm sorry to hear.

1:14:42 Caller It is unfortunate.

1:14:43 Adam I'm sorry to hear grandfather still with us.

1:14:46 Guest It sounds like she knows where it's coming from.

1:14:49 Caller Yeah, I do, but I don't know. I'm just trying to figure out if I'm normal.

1:14:54 Adam How old were you when he came at you?

1:14:57 Caller I was six.

1:14:58 Adam And how long did that go on?

1:14:59 Caller I was 19.

1:15:00 Drew Oh my God. But what's the story?

1:15:02 Adam Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. 19. Really? And what did you do? Did you have sex with him?

1:15:11 Caller No.

1:15:13 Adam What was it?

1:15:14 Caller Just messing around and stuff.

1:15:16 Adam Oral sex?

1:15:19 Caller He did, yeah.

1:15:20 Drew On you?

1:15:21 Caller Yeah.

1:15:22 Drew And you didn't feel that?

1:15:24 Caller Yeah, I did.

1:15:25 Drew You did feel that?

1:15:27 Adam What's the situation? Is he retired? Is he working?

1:15:33 Caller He's older.

1:15:35 Guest He doesn't work.

1:15:36 Caller He's retired.

1:15:37 Adam I see. Is this his wife? What about grandma? Where is she?

1:15:40 Caller He doesn't know and I won't tell her.

1:15:42 Adam But is she with him?

1:15:43 Caller Yeah, she is.

1:15:44 Adam She knows.

1:15:46 Caller No, she doesn't. I'm not telling her.

1:15:48 Adam No, I don't want you to tell her, but she knows. She may not know about you per se, but she knows about him.

1:15:53 Caller I think she knows, yeah, somehow. She seems to be crafty like that.

1:15:57 Adam Yeah, yeah, it's real crafty. She's a genius. She should work for Scotland Yard.

1:16:03 Drew Not married to a sick F.

1:16:06 Adam A really, I really, if there's any god at all, I hope a goddamn rusty pickaxe goes in this guy's forehead while he's asleep. I really do. I'm sorry he did what he did to you. He's a mess. And, you know, for someone who's had that happen to them, and this is a lot, you know, you're pretty sane.

1:16:26 Caller Yeah. But I think I'm a better person because of it.

1:16:29 Adam No. No way. Not in a million years.

1:16:31 Caller Oh.

1:16:32 Adam Not in a million years.

1:16:34 Caller Well, I mean, I think I'm a stronger person because of it.

1:16:37 Adam Stronger, meaning if you mean shut down is stronger, then you're stronger, but you just shut down.

1:16:43 Caller Yeah, I have.

1:16:44 Adam I don't blame you, but don't try to put a good spin on it. You've got to get some therapy.

1:16:48 Caller I have.

1:16:49 Adam You've got to keep it going.

1:16:51 Caller I haven't been for a while.

1:16:53 Drew Get back in. Maybe that's why you're not feeling anything right now.

1:16:56 Adam All right. And where's your mom and dad?

1:16:59 Caller Mom and dad are at home.

1:17:01 Adam And what's up with them? Why did they let this go on?

1:17:05 Caller They're in denial. Mom is.

1:17:08 Adam I see. And dad is where?

1:17:10 Caller I don't know what he thinks.

1:17:11 Guest You talk to them about it?

1:17:12 Caller I have talked to them about it, yes.

1:17:15 Adam Yeah. I guarantee this guy did something to mommy. Whose grandfather or whose father is he?

1:17:21 Caller My mother's father.

1:17:22 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:17:23 Caller Great grandfather.

1:17:25 Adam Great grand.

1:17:25 Yeah.

1:17:27 Adam Okay. I didn't want to know.

1:17:28 Caller Yeah. I know.

1:17:28 Adam I don't want to know. I'm sorry.

1:17:30 Caller That's okay.

1:17:31 Adam Therapy, therapy, more therapy. Do you have any kids?

1:17:34 Caller No, I don't have any.

1:17:34 Adam Good. No kids.

1:17:35 Drew You can stop the cycle right here.

1:17:37 Adam Thank you very much.

1:17:38 Caller Yeah. Thank you.

1:17:39 Adam All right.

1:17:39 Drew Good luck.

1:17:40 Caller Bye.

1:17:41 Adam I'd really, I tell you, when I'm in charge, I will pinpoint the location of people like that. I'm just-

1:17:49 Drew Carp bombs.

1:17:50 Adam No, carpet bomb. No. I'm not even-

1:17:53 Drew Strafe the neighborhood.

1:17:55 Adam It's going to be like the Tet Offensive. I'm just going to take out the whole neighborhood. I'll look at this completely polluted. There's nothing, Kevin, close your eyes. I can't imagine it. Guys like this, I'm totally fine with them being killed. I have no problem with it. What do we need them for? Exactly.

1:18:13 Caller I agree with you.

1:18:14 Adam Do you want to add to your granddaughter from age 6 to 19?

1:18:18 Drew Great-granddaughter. Excuse me.

1:18:19 Caller Yeah.

1:18:21 Adam Listen, to me, her mom, her dad, they're all just as guilty as this guy is. The grandmother, anyone, anyone over the age of 18 who was in that family at the time is just as guilty. Ah, sickens me. Let's go to the next call. Carolla, you're 20, you're on the Loveline. It's Brown, brother.

1:18:41 Caller Hey. Well, I'm just a little lost and confused. I know you said for a long time that pot's a gateway, and I used to be straight and clean until I was 23.

1:18:52 Drew I haven't said it's a gateway.

1:18:53 Adam Who said pot's a gateway?

1:18:55 Drew I just said it's just in a very addictive drug for some people.

1:18:58 Caller And it was just such a rush for me that it led to crank and then booze and now crack and...

1:19:07 Adam Well, you have the addiction gene.

1:19:11 Caller Well, that's what I'm afraid of. Oh, yeah.

1:19:13 Drew There's no doubt about it.

1:19:15 Caller Did you call me gay a minute ago?

1:19:17 Adam No.

1:19:17 Caller No one calls you gay.

1:19:18 Adam I was going to wait another 30 seconds.

1:19:20 Caller Okay. Well, see, I grew up in a family that was military and they didn't know how to explain me back then. So they sent me into these places. And yes, I was molested repeatedly. And I don't know if I am, ain't or is or what.

1:19:36 Drew What were these places? What are you talking about?

1:19:38 Adam Molestation centers.

1:19:39 Caller I get to hospitals and people are supposed to cure me that just caused me more problems.

1:19:45 Adam What did you have that got you in there?

1:19:47 Caller They called it minimal brain dysfunction, which is hyperactive disorder today.

1:19:52 Drew Hyperactive spectrum disorder.

1:19:54 Adam And it's within the hyperactive spectrum?

1:19:56 Drew Sometimes.

1:19:57 Adam Minimal brain function?

1:19:59 Caller Minimal brain disorder. Brain dysfunction.

1:20:00 Adam Oh, this, brain dysfunction. Yeah, that's not a great label to be slapped on you at 13 years old.

1:20:08 Caller And well, I've been in hospitals since I was six actually.

1:20:12 Adam All right. Do you have any brain damage?

1:20:16 Caller No, that's what they called hyperactive attention.

1:20:19 Adam No, no, they called that hyperactivity. Listen, I'm six, I'm eight years older than you are. And they called it hyperactivity.

1:20:28 Caller Yes.

1:20:29 Adam Yeah, they didn't call it minimum brain dysfunction.

1:20:31 Caller I just have to say real quick, Adam, I loved your show until you'd done the bit with your mother and I watched The Sins make up for it.

1:20:37 Adam Oh, come on. You mean where I went on a date with my mom?

1:20:40 Caller That was a little too much.

1:20:41 Drew How about Jimmy with the chimpanzee?

1:20:44 Adam Jimmy had sex with a chimp. Isn't that worse than me dating my mother?

1:20:49 Caller I don't know. I quit watching it after that.

1:20:50 Adam Oh, really? That was the first season. Come on, buddy. Do you see what happens though? You get offended early on and then you miss the golden gems like Jimmy raping a chimp. How dare you, sir. All right, listen.

1:21:06 Caller I've been trying to call you all for this.

1:21:07 Adam All right.

1:21:08 Caller I'm glad to hear from you.

1:21:09 Adam I understand.

1:21:10 Caller I just want to know what to do. I've lost all my friends. I've lost the respect of my parents, my father's been an alcoholic for as long as I could remember. All right.

1:21:18 Drew Well, you inherited that.

1:21:19 Caller And the first order business......half a joint and now I'm...

1:21:25 Adam Quiet. Oh, listen, Carl.

1:21:28 Caller Yes.

1:21:28 Adam Listen to me. Be quiet, would you? All right. Let the man with full brain function, Dr. Drew, over here speak. Go ahead.

1:21:34 Drew First order business is to get sober, right?

1:21:37 Adam Yes.

1:21:38 Caller I've been trying.

1:21:39 Drew No, you're not going to do that by yourself. What's the plan for that?

1:21:44 Caller I don't know. I mean, my parents, my mom was trying to talk me into going into treatment.

1:21:48 Drew Well, that's what you need to do.

1:21:50 Caller I feel like that's just, that just brings back all the memories before.

1:21:54 Drew I can understand you feel that way. I understand. But then you should go into treatment and talk about those feelings and what happened before. But unless you get some form of treatment, maybe not an inpatient treatment, maybe start with some outpatient treatment. So you don't feel so confined.

1:22:07 Adam What's something he can do? Could he just go to an AA meeting?

1:22:10 Drew Yeah, that's a place to start. It sounds like this is a serious enough sort of combination of problems.

1:22:16 Caller That's not probably going to be adequate. I've never become a dad and I've become worse than him.

1:22:20 Drew Well, pretty much every addict.

1:22:21 Caller He's so close to the whole idea, he doesn't want to listen.

1:22:24 Drew Pretty much every addict says, they feel so much shame and guilt for becoming like the parent, because the parents all have the alcoholic gene too.

1:22:30 Adam All right, listen, Carl, you need to stop thinking about things so much and treat your addiction.

1:22:39 Caller Oh, you don't know how many people have told me that. I think too much.

1:22:42 Adam Well, good. Yeah. Well, you know why they're telling you that? That same thing, it's like saying, you know, your fly's down and your dork's hanging out. Yeah, there's...

1:22:52 Drew So many people told me that.

1:22:53 Adam No, the 150th person has told you your dick's hanging out. You know why?

1:22:57 Drew Hanging out.

1:22:58 Adam Your dick's hanging out. That's why they're telling you that. Now listen to us. You go get that, you get that treated and then you can start thinking about other things. But this is the number one thing you need to do. Do you understand?

1:23:11 Caller Uh-huh.

1:23:11 Adam All right. So go to...

1:23:12 Caller So there is hope here.

1:23:13 Adam Yes, yes. There's plenty of hope.

1:23:15 Caller It's gotten to the point where the first bottle of whiskey just takes the shakes away.

1:23:18 Adam There's always hope. All right? All right. Go to an AA meeting and go throw yourself on the mercy of them. All the coffee, cake and cigarettes you've taken over there. You'll die of heart disease, but you'll be sober for the six years. You're alive.

1:23:33 Drew With a smile.

1:23:34 Adam With a smile. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. LA Extreme Cheerleaders here tonight. Want to come back this week to Sean 13. Been doing DXM, the stuff that's in the cough medicine for high. Wants to know what the effects are. We'll tell them after this. Meet Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. And you're listening to a great mix of the 80s, 90s, and 2000. All right. We have XFL cheerleaders tonight from the LA. Extreme. Rose Fernandez is here. Bonnie Jo Laughlin is here. And Brandi Bagley, all here again from the LA. Extreme. Brandi?

1:24:21 Guest We'd like to plug thexfl.com so you can go on there and see us and read a lot more about the team.

1:24:27 Adam All right, well go into the mic.

1:24:28 Drew Hey, old man. Are you okay, little guy?

1:24:30 Adam Yeah.

1:24:31 Guest He's creaking. Well, first of all, like I said, you can get season tickets by calling 1-866-LA-EXTREME or you can get single tickets if you just want to go to one game or two, which we want you to see there for the full season.

1:24:46 Guest Any questions about the XFL goes on that site right away? As fast as we get it, they get it on there so you can look up information about the team.

1:24:54 Adam Now what about next year? If everything works out and you guys are back next year, do you have to try out again or are you a veteran and you have some seniority?

1:25:04 Guest No, I'm sure they'll always have new auditions.

1:25:06 Adam They always will. But it's not just starting from scratch, is it?

1:25:11 Guest I don't think it is.

1:25:12 Guest Well, no, I think if they kind of have a feeling on how your personality is and they like you, I'm sure it helps.

1:25:18 Adam So, I mean, at the end of the year, a certain amount will just, you know, a couple girls might just move on, do something else. And some may want to stay, but maybe they weren't the greatest. And they may go and then there'll be a couple they'll keep like anything else. All right. Let's talk to Sean, who's 13. Sean?

1:25:37 Caller Hi.

1:25:37 Adam Hey, so you've been taking that DXM, the cold medicine stuff?

1:25:41 Caller Yeah.

1:25:41 Adam How much of it do you take?

1:25:44 Caller Well, usually you need like 300 milligrams.

1:25:47 Drew Two bottles.

1:25:47 Caller Get messed up.

1:25:49 Adam Take the whole two bottles?

1:25:50 Caller No, it's just like a pack of 18. Usually you just take like, you know, I need eight.

1:25:56 Adam You're talking about the pills? Yeah. Oh, are they caplets?

1:26:00 Caller Yeah, little caplets.

1:26:01 Adam Yeah, why don't you just buy a bottle and drink that? I mean, you take 150 caps.

1:26:04 Caller Liquid makes you throw up.

1:26:06 Adam Oh, liquid makes you throw up?

1:26:08 Caller Yeah, I haven't done the liquid, but I know people who have.

1:26:10 Drew Interesting.

1:26:11 Adam Oh, so you mean if you drink enough to get a buzz of liquid, you'll chuck it back up?

1:26:15 Caller Yeah, it's pretty gross.

1:26:17 Drew Nice.

1:26:17 Adam Yeah, I don't know. I think I could handle that. All right, so anyway, hey, Sean, what are you going to get in a parking enforcement? You don't need your brain later on in life? What's going on over there? No, no, no.

1:26:31 Caller I just have a question about it.

1:26:32 Drew Do you do any glue sniffing or air glass sniffing, anything like that?

1:26:35 Caller No, I'm not that gay.

1:26:37 Drew Well, it's about the same thing, in terms of what it's doing to your brain.

1:26:41 Caller Well, I've only done it a few times. I'm not going to do it like...

1:26:46 Guest What's your question?

1:26:47 Caller Yeah, I want to know what are the long-term effects of it, say, if you do it a lot.

1:26:52 Drew If you do it a lot, we don't know for sure, but the speculation is that there will be some brain damage, like with all hallucinogenics.

1:26:59 Caller Okay.

1:26:59 Drew And that you'll see bipolarity, you'll see mood disturbances, panic and anxiety, personality changes from the damage to the brain.

1:27:06 Adam Well, the bad news is you'll be a retard. The good news is you'll never get a cold until you're 180.

1:27:11 Guest What exactly is he doing?

1:27:12 Caller What does it do?

1:27:13 Drew Dextromethorphan. It makes them hallucinate.

1:27:15 Guest And you get this in cough syrup?

1:27:17 Drew Yeah.

1:27:17 Adam Yeah, drink enough of this.

1:27:19 Drew The DM in any cough syrup is actually...

1:27:20 Guest So basically it sounds like you're going to have some bad symptoms. So...

1:27:24 Adam Yeah, you're 13 for Christ's sake. And kids are just doing this? Leave your brain alone. Just leave it alone for a little bit. Believe me, it'll take punishment later on in life. Just let the cement in your head dry before you start trying to carve on it. I mean, I couldn't imagine... Forget about what it actually does to you. Just think about the psychological aspects of it. I mean, you've been effing with your brain nonstop since 12 or 13 years old. Then you're 21 and you can't find your keys. And you're not sure or you're not doing as well as you'd like in a job or you didn't do so well on some bar exam you're taking. And you're thinking to yourself, geez, maybe it's because I made myself into a tard.

1:28:08 Drew That's why you'll be having those problems.

1:28:10 Adam Thank you. Thank you. All right. Let's talk to Kevin. Kevin?

1:28:15 Caller Hey, what's going on?

1:28:16 Adam Hey, you're 17. What's up?

1:28:18 Caller Well, I've got this friend and he's been sort of like the guy that we've looked up to our whole life and our group of friends. And like last year he started hanging out with some different people and stuff. And anyhow, he was with some of his friends and they got rid of his sister's rabbit. They took it and like hid it from her and stuff and told her that like she wasn't taking care of it. So they like took it away from her. And yeah, they kept it under their basement for like a week. And then they got hungry one night. They're like, oh, well, let's go like out and kill it and eat it. They like took out their like crossbow and like shot it and like ate it and stuff. I'm wondering like, should I get like, don't you guys find this disturbing?

1:29:04 Adam Like, I don't know. That's fine.

1:29:07 Drew No, it's it's it's disturbing. It's aggressive. All right.

1:29:11 Adam Well, you're not hanging out with these guys, right, Kevin?

1:29:14 Caller Well, I don't know. Guys like see them all the time and stuff.

1:29:17 Drew These guys are getting really anti-social.

1:29:22 Caller No, they're like actually a little bit moved. They're the opposite. They're always like trying to be social and like trying to fit in, like running around, like making a lot of noise and a lot of activity.

1:29:32 Adam All right. But, like, Kevin, yeah, you think these guys are dangerous?

1:29:37 Caller Yeah. Like they like are all into like shooting, like killing things and like we're all we live in like an affluent neighborhood and stuff. Like this isn't like Bill and Ted out there, like shooting their guns, like killing ducks.

1:29:50 Adam Yeah.

1:29:50 Caller This is like this is just rabbit, like her pet.

1:29:53 Adam Right. It's no duck. It's a rabbit.

1:29:56 Caller Right.

1:29:56 Adam I see. Rabbits wear on the food chain is supposed to duck. Is it higher or lower? Listen, rabbits only live like two days in captivity anyway. They just die.

1:30:06 Caller Like five. They live like ten years. But anyhow.

1:30:09 Adam Listen, I had rabbits. We killed them early. We fed them too much. Rabbit don't eat a whole head of lettuce. You put it in the cage. It'll eat a head of cabbage is bigger than the rabbit is. It's crazy. You ever have rabbits, Drew? No. Me and the wheeze had rabbits in our apartment. We used to let them run around. The crap everywhere. The cat chased them around. They used to interfere with our slide cars. I mean, we were adults. Kind of sad when one knocked over the bong. I really mean I'm not lying here. But listen, Kevin. Listen, don't hang out with these guys.

1:30:42 Drew I'm with you, Kevin.

1:30:43 Adam And if you do actually think they pose a threat and they're going to pull some sort of Columbine-esque maneuver, then you need to report it to the school, the principal, the what have you, your counselor.

1:30:54 Caller Should I suggest that counseling or anything like that?

1:30:56 Adam Well, I don't think they're going to listen to you. Yeah. I think it's a problem.

1:31:00 Caller It's just my one friend that I care about.

1:31:02 Adam Well, why don't you pull them aside and just ask them straight up, hey, what's going on?

1:31:05 Drew Yeah, this is the trouble.

1:31:06 Adam Best friend, you've been hearing some stuff. What's going on? Okay. Listen, I don't know what's up with everyone and their friends. I've always had friends and the reason they're friends is because you can say what you want to them. If they're getting out of line, if they're screwing up, they're getting high, if they're getting into trouble, you pull them aside and you just talk to them. What's going on? That's what you do. You're their friends. You're not strangers. Go ahead. Be straight up. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, I'm going to moan about my childhood and then we're going to end the show. All right. We're going to go hit a petting zoo and then a buffet.

1:31:51 Caller What do you say?

1:31:52 Drew With a crossbar or without?

1:31:54 Adam We're just having a little protein talk with the ladies. All right. That is it. Everyone go out and check out the XFL Saturday. I'm going to see it. I think even if you're not interested in sports, you just have a sort of morbid curiosity. I think you'll have to tune in just to see what the hell they're doing and how they're desecrating the great game of football, which is filled with nothing but drug addicts and felons now anyway. So we're fine. Thanks a lot, girls. Thank you. Appreciate it and be real in here tomorrow night from Cypress Hill and then Jeremy McGrath Thursday. Until then, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:32:32 Guest This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2001