Episode 1000754887046

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight we got Jack Richam and Mike Roach, both from TSOL, the legendary punk band. And Drew, I'm sure growing up in Pasadena.

1:34 Drew Big deal.

1:35 Adam He hung out at Perkins Palace a time or two.

1:38 Drew Once or twice. Yeah.

1:39 Adam Really?

1:40 Drew Yeah.

1:40 Adam No, you didn't.

1:41 Drew Yes.

1:42 Adam You did not.

1:42 Drew I was out there on Raymond above Holley Street.

1:45 Adam Sure. Really? All right. I saw the Plasmatics there in 1981. Yeah, that's hardcore. You guys ever play Perkins Palace?

1:57 T.S.O.L. No, I don't think so.

1:57 Drew Where's that?

1:59 T.S.O.L. I'm familiar with it.

2:00 Adam But Pasadena, it's all the old punk acts used to play there in the late 80s. I should say late 70s, early 80s.

2:07 T.S.O.L. I saw the guy in the Plasmatics riding his bike.

2:09 Adam Oh, lean up on your mic there, Jack. Really?

2:13 T.S.O.L. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, whatever. That's as close to ever got to them.

2:20 Adam TSOL's got a new CD out, which just came out Tuesday. That was, what, two days ago? I don't even know what day it is. I got up at 4.15 this morning to do one of those radio junket things, and then I did Politically Incorrect tonight, and I'm completely spinning around. I have no idea what day it is. Suzanne Summers and a bunch of nut jobs. We will hear something off of TSOL's first CD since 1983.

2:49 T.S.O.L. Right.

2:50 Adam Wow.

2:51 T.S.O.L. Well, first Originals. There was a different band.

2:53 Adam Different band.

2:53 T.S.O.L. But whatever. Yeah. With us guys.

2:55 Adam Well, what got you guys back together?

2:57 T.S.O.L. It was kind of a joke. Who knows?

2:59 Drew What have you been doing all that time?

3:01 T.S.O.L. Roach got out of prison.

3:02 T.S.O.L. Got out of prison and got clean.

3:03 T.S.O.L. Got out of a couple of mental hospitals. Congratulations. Basically, we all got clean.

3:07 Drew How long have you been sober?

3:08 T.S.O.L. Three and a half years.

3:10 Drew Huge.

3:11 T.S.O.L. He's got 12 years, six months.

3:13 Drew Congratulations. That's good. But it's a case of point. Wait, wait. It's a case of point. Hang on. It's a case of point of what you can do versus what you can't do when you're using, right? They get clean and they can get their issues together.

3:25 Adam Well, but what about that? I mean, all that artistic stuff about losing your artistic edge when you're not high and all that.

3:33 T.S.O.L. It's about losing your guitar.

3:37 T.S.O.L. In your house, I had to get hypnotized. Really? It did screw me up at first because I realized what a geek I was when I stopped drinking because what am I going to do with my hands? You know what I'm saying? We used to point to people with my cocktail and stuff, right? Talking to them. And when I stopped and said, I don't see how I can play a show without being high. So I had to go to a hypnotist. And I actually went and got hypnotized. He took me back to a show like he told me to pick a show. Pick your favorite show. So I picked like this show. There was a big riot and everything. And he made me play that tape. So when I got on stage, that thought would be going through my head when I got up there. But now I'm totally used to playing clean. So it's no big deal.

4:11 T.S.O.L. And I had to ask him, like when I first got clean, like, you know what? The stage is really big.

4:15 There's a lot of people.

4:17 T.S.O.L. And I've never actually picked up a guitar not on something.

4:20 Adam Really?

4:21 T.S.O.L. And he just said like, well, you know, and told me what to do. And now, you know, we have a blast.

4:27 Adam Do you think, you know, I always marvel at guys who like the guys who do stand up drunk or stoned, you know, the guys who play stadiums out of their mind on LSD. I mean, I just, is music the easiest thing to do when you're effed up? I mean, you couldn't like do like a livestock auction or something if you were really effed up.

4:47 Could you? Could you freak out?

4:49 T.S.O.L. I've came to in some bad places.

4:51 Now, three, now, three, getting me four.

4:55 Adam Have you really high?

4:56 T.S.O.L. I've come out of blackouts in some really bad situations. Doing stuff that I had no idea how I even got there. Yeah. Lido Line, loose Lido Line. Have you ever been down there in Long Beach? No. It's not even like America. I came to in this place and I was dripping wet. It's a gambling place. It's the only thing left of the pike in Long Beach. And I came to an Austin. I heard this girl go, Honey, you're cute. How did you get so wet? I'm like looking around. I had no idea what the host. I didn't know where I was. I didn't know how I got there. And they were playing pachinko. I thought I was in Asia. I was lost.

5:25 Adam Did you figure out how you got so wet?

5:27 T.S.O.L. I jumped off a bridge and some water.

5:30 Adam All right. But look at you.

5:32 T.S.O.L. You're one piece. And the cops know me by the neighborhood. So it was nice. They had pulled me over. I'd ended up in my little speedo. I just went in a speedo and I had a knife on the dash, a big machete. And this cop pulled me over there. I knew he goes, hey, Jack, where are you going? I go, I'm going home or a couple other places. He goes, no, you're not. You're going straight home. And they just followed me home, luckily.

5:50 Adam Wow.

5:51 T.S.O.L. Because they like me. But, you know, yeah.

5:53 Adam And also that was 1980. What? Right. Right. I mean, I don't think I mean, you know, this whole drunk driving thing and all that intoxication on the road, it's a relatively new thing in the sense that back even just in the early 80s, you could get pulled over and the guy'd probably tell you just to take it, take it on home.

6:12 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

6:12 Adam Right. Yeah.

6:13 I miss those days.

6:15 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

6:15 Adam You have a folly home. Make sure you got home, okay? All right. Yeah. TSOL is going to be playing out with the offspring, right? Right. Coming up real soon. I'm going to give you those dates and we like the offspring. So you guys know those guys?

6:30 Drew Yeah.

6:31 Adam I'm sure you do.

6:32 T.S.O.L. They've stolen from us for years.

6:33 Adam I'm sure they have.

6:34 T.S.O.L. I'm joking.

6:35 Drew Hey, I have two things. I'm here with a crew from the Discovery Channel and they're doing a thing on Viagra. And they're interested in interviewing a couple who's had beneficial effect from Viagra Prescribed. And they're also interested in if you guys are abusing Viagra, where the hell you get it? Where do you get Viagra? So if you want to call in, if you want to be the couple that's interviewed on camera about Viagra and its beneficial effect, or if you want to just tell us if you've gotten your hands on Viagra, where do you get it? Do you send away for it from these Philippines, these Bahama things, or where do you get it?

7:06 Adam All right. Is that it? Is that the only news crew we have tonight?

7:09 Drew No, these guys have one too.

7:10 T.S.O.L. No, the guys from Blue Torch are here.

7:11 Adam Oh, you mean Blue Torch like the surf, skate, late night? I watch it when I go home. Yeah, it's good. It's great, yeah. It's like I pack my nuts in ice and watch 15-year-olds drag their sacks along hand railings in front of the public libraries. Great guys just eating crap all. And as I watch them, I think, really, you really couldn't put some elbow pads on.

7:34 T.S.O.L. But that, that one, that makes for better footage without the pads.

7:38 Adam You couldn't put a cup and some elbow pads on before you tried to make that railing. Yeah, it's a great show, guys, the guys in half pipes on BMX bikes, guys shooting the curl and YMAF, the whole the whole thing, right? It's all over skateboards, everything.

7:54 Drew And they have extreme, everything extreme.

7:55 Adam And they have they have rock tracks underneath or punk tracks underneath a lot of time. Right.

8:01 T.S.O.L. A lot of cool music.

8:02 Adam And that's what obviously they're doing with you guys.

8:04 T.S.O.L. I think so.

8:04 Drew Hey, does now tonight, does my mic sound weird?

8:07 Adam No.

8:07 Drew OK.

8:08 Adam OK. You ready to go?

8:09 Drew Yes. Let's go.

8:09 Adam Let's talk to Jason. It's 19.

8:12 Hey, how's it going?

8:14 Adam Good.

8:15 Caller Love your show.

8:16 Adam Great.

8:16 Caller OK. My question is, is I'm 19 years old and me and my wife just got married about a year ago. And we we used to have anal sex a lot. And when she had our baby, she got a hemorrhoid. And she says it's gone down and it doesn't hurt as much. But I want to know if it's OK to start doing that again.

8:38 Drew Is that what she wants to do?

8:40 Caller Well, she she wants to try it, but she's afraid that it'll either bring it back really bad or it can bring it can bring it back, not not as readily as pregnancy, but it can bring it back.

8:50 Drew That's one of the complications of doing that. But it's not necessarily going to bring it back. OK.

8:56 Adam How's the hemorrhoid? What is it pushing that gets the hemorrhoid going with the pregnancy?

9:01 Drew Yeah, all the all that.

9:02 Caller Yeah, it looks pretty nasty. Yeah, I was there when she had the baby.

9:06 Adam Oh, with the hemorrhoid staring at you?

9:08 Caller Yeah, it looks like a damn Seth Lose. They look like a damn eyeball.

9:15 Adam Yeah, OK. Jason, I'm sure you're making a wonderful father, by the way.

9:20 T.S.O.L. That's a nice first call.

9:22 Adam Yeah, old lady's anus winked at me when my kid was crowned. It was Harry. I was going to name him Hammy. All right, Jason, I love you, buddy. No more kids for no more kids for a little while, right?

9:40 Caller Oh, no, we're doing fine. We're set off. We're well off right now. At 19. Yeah, I'm a manager at this place called Beats Modities. I make good 20 bucks an hour.

9:52 Adam All right. All right. You know, you know, it's funny is when you hear these calls from around the country and you can hear what their version of set up and doing well is. I had nine ninety five plus full dental. I'm over at Circle K and work my way up to junior assistant management. It's like, well, I never want to break. You know, I don't want to break their heart, but it's like that ain't what you call set up. You're wearing it. You know, you got a gi with a name tag on it. That ain't that ain't set for life. But he's doing pretty good for 19. Hey, what do you guys think about this? You know, we're living in this day and age where guys are supposed to be right in the delivery room, actually helping out, holding hands, you know, with the Lamaze and breathing too. And at the business end of the vagina, helping out with the, as if you're going to do something. And for me, I think that freaks guys out a little bit.

10:42 T.S.O.L. He's got two. So ask him.

10:43 T.S.O.L. Yeah, I was in for both.

10:44 Adam And were you all right with it?

10:45 T.S.O.L. Yeah, but no, it was funny. I'm the last one, I was fighting with my mother-in-law. So I had to call security to get her thrown out of the room.

10:52 Adam She was in the room too?

10:53 T.S.O.L. Yeah, she was in there. Everybody was in there. And I was fighting with them. So security comes and throws my mother-in-law out. And when the baby came out, it had my mother-in-law's face on it. You know, like you see those pictures?

11:03 Adam Really?

11:04 T.S.O.L. It was exact, I couldn't believe it.

11:05 Adam Well now, you had her thrown out because you got, you trumped her because you were the dad?

11:11 T.S.O.L. Right.

11:11 Adam Or was she just out of line and they threw her out?

11:13 Drew Think about how dignified your wife must have felt. I mean, Adam wants to restore time to the days of, like, Fred McMurray pacing in the waiting room with his male friends, or Fred Flintstone pacing around.

11:25 Adam Yeah, with the cigars. With the cigars, yeah. Handing out cigars.

11:29 T.S.O.L. I had my 13-year-old with me, too, and when the security was coming to get the mother-in-law, my mother-in-law was telling my 13-year-old, she's going, I'm going to fix his wagon to me.

11:37 Adam Wow.

11:38 T.S.O.L. Talking me up. It was hot. The baby looked good, though, and it wasn't so bad. A little blood.

11:41 Adam And it didn't freak you out.

11:43 T.S.O.L. The hemorrhoid problem was pretty hard.

11:44 Adam Was there a hemorrhoid problem?

11:46 T.S.O.L. Well, we got over that. I was going to tell last call you just got away a little bit.

11:49 Adam I'm just saying, though, it didn't knock you off your game a little bit after that sexually.

11:55 T.S.O.L. Yeah, it's kind of the Elvis Priscilla thing.

11:57 Adam Yeah, right.

11:58 T.S.O.L. You don't want to sleep with the mother of your baby.

11:59 Adam Right, it's just, I don't know, isn't it okay for us just to hang out at the hospital? Now, I mean, do we have to be in there with scrubs on, really help it out?

12:07 Drew I think there's a biological need to be away from the scene.

12:10 Adam There is, isn't there?

12:11 Drew Yeah, I do.

12:12 Adam All right.

12:12 Drew I think it's fine to be in there, but I think there's sort of a...

12:14 T.S.O.L. Well, I'm going to cite this as proof.

12:18 Drew I'm not wrong in being in there, but I think maintaining women's dignity, men have a thing about their sexual partners becoming moms.

12:25 Adam Wife spread the video cameras out. Let's get busy.

12:27 T.S.O.L. That's right.

12:28 What the hell?

12:29 T.S.O.L. We had a little dice game while we were waiting.

12:31 Adam Wow. And how long was she in labor?

12:33 T.S.O.L. It wasn't long.

12:34 Adam Oh, that's good. Cause you hear about this 20 hour, 23 hour stories. It just sounds like a nightmare. Dave? Hello? You're 25?

12:42 Caller Hey, what's up guys? Learning time listener, first time caller.

12:45 Adam Great.

12:45 Caller Adam Loved The Man Show, best show on television.

12:47 Adam Oh yeah, thanks. Big premiere this Sunday, 10 o'clock, Comedy Central.

12:51 Caller Best show on television. Hey, speaking of that, I got some news.

12:53 Adam Jesse Ventura.

12:54 Caller I'm actually going to be in the audience tomorrow when you're filming it, at the 6 o'clock, recently pushed back to 7 o'clock time.

13:00 Adam Oh really?

13:01 Caller Any chance I can get my moment of television fame?

13:03 Adam What do you think you're going to do?

13:05 Caller I don't know.

13:05 Adam A co-host or something?

13:06 Caller Throw me up, yeah, that'd be great. Throw me up on stage.

13:08 Drew Have him, you pee on his wallet.

13:10 Adam I'll tell you what, when the camera pans the audience to get a look at the Juggie Dance Squad, that'll be your moment in the sun, all right?

13:19 Caller All right, hey, you guys ever gonna have Counting Crows on as a guest?

13:22 Adam On this show? Whatever. I don't know.

13:24 Caller All right, well, anyway.

13:25 Adam Yeah, what do you want?

13:26 Drew You're asking the wrong guys.

13:27 Adam The guy calls, he wants to be on the Man Show, he wants Counting Crows in here, we have TSOL. What else do you want, Dave?

13:34 Caller Actually, I need an answer to my question. Yeah? A friend of mine recently introduced me to these swingers clubs, are you guys familiar with those?

13:40 Adam Yes.

13:42 Caller So basically, you know, I'm sort of hooking up with a lot of girls with these things and I'm wondering, are there any diseases that can pass through a condom? Like if I have a condom and it's put on properly and you know all that.

13:53 Drew Yeah. Condom is not going to be particularly effective in high, high risk behavior like that.

14:00 Caller Okay.

14:01 Adam What do you mean? Why not?

14:02 Drew Because there's lots of opportunities. First of all, you're really increasing your risks.

14:06 Caller Okay.

14:07 Drew First of all, you should be sort of familiar with what the risk is with a given individual. Condom reduces that risk further. Now, you're putting yourself at risk. Multiple, multiple partners have no idea what the potential risks are. So, not only can theoretically the viral STDs like HIV, like hepatitis C get through, they're probably not hepatitis C. But things like herpes can be contacted other than on the penis and you can contract that that way.

14:31 Adam What goes on at these swingers clubs?

14:34 Caller Basically, there's some that allow singles, which are the ones that I go to. That way you don't need to really date anyone.

14:40 Adam But isn't that just a big dude fest?

14:43 Caller No, not always, because I usually charge the guys a lot more to get in. Like the couples are like 20 or 30 bucks, but the single guys, they charge you like 50 bucks.

14:50 Adam Right.

14:51 Caller It kind of sucks.

14:52 Adam And women get in free?

14:54 Caller Yeah, single women get in free. Couples usually got to pay like 20 or 30 bucks for the single guys to get in.

14:59 Adam How many people are in a single room?

15:01 Caller It depends where you go. I'd say anywhere from 50 to 100.

15:07 Adam Is that legal?

15:08 Caller Yeah, it's completely legal.

15:11 Adam I mean, I guess people aren't paying for sex.

15:15 Caller No, they're just paying to get in is the technicality.

15:19 Adam So they can bone somebody, which is sort of paying for sex. I mean, you wouldn't pay to get in if you couldn't get laid, right?

15:24 Caller One of the girls was a cop. So I'm like, hey, is this legal? And she's like, yeah, it's completely legal.

15:29 Adam And so everybody, I just want to get the lay of the land here, pardon the pun. You walk in, you're clothed. You walk into, it's like a club.

15:38 Caller And it's more, it depends. Some are clubs, some are people's houses.

15:41 Adam Okay. And you go in, you pay, you walk in, you go to some room and undress.

15:46 Caller Now there's usually like a buffet and it's a bunch of people that just kind of socialize and you just start talking to people.

15:52 Drew It's a television set.

15:53 Adam And you break off with certain individuals?

15:57 Caller Think of it like a cocktail party where you just kind of walk up to someone and you just say, how's it going?

16:00 Adam Right.

16:01 Caller And you talk for like 15, 20 minutes and you say, hey, you're interested in hooking up, you're interested in getting a room? And they'll be like, sure. And usually either the club or the house will have a bunch of different rooms that you can go to. You can go in any room. And then it's usually like a pretty sterile environment.

16:14 Adam Right.

16:14 Caller When you're done, they'll come in and they'll like-

16:17 Adam Mop up?

16:17 Caller Change the sheets, change everything and totally like clean up the room. I guess that's part of your cost to get in.

16:23 Adam And the guys who go there with the women, are they getting in threesomes or are there women going into one room and they're going into the other room?

16:31 Caller It's everything. They have what's called gangbang alleys in some of them. There's just the girls there and it's like a line of guys. They have like this one-on-one.

16:38 Adam By the way, a chain of unsuccessful family restaurants like TGI Friday. It didn't work. The food was great. The whole family concept of the gangbang alley, they just couldn't get past it. Gangbang dogs, gangbang ribs.

16:53 Drew Is it the same people at these various places? Do you run into the same people?

16:58 Caller There's the regulars and there's a lot of people that come in for the first time.

17:01 Adam Now, be honest, Dave, those women look like 10 miles of bad road, right?

17:05 Caller It really depends on the club that you go to. Like the ones in Phoenix, there's a lot of hotties. Really?

17:11 Adam Hotties for a swinger's club, not hotties for like down at the beach on a Sunday.

17:16 Caller Hotties for down at the beach, but these girls usually are very selective about the guys they hook up with. Because I mean, there's a lot of pretty good looking guys there as well, you know? So it's like-

17:25 Drew You're gay.

17:26 Adam Wow.

17:28 Caller I'd say the range is like age 18 to like 60. So it's really- Wow. It's just like any other party, you go up, you start talking to people that you're interested in.

17:36 Drew Bizarre.

17:37 Caller It's kind of like you were saying with your numbers, like you know who your numbers are, you know who your-

17:40 Adam Yeah, right. You know what your category in league is. All right. So-

17:46 Caller You guys are always, you have people calling and they're wondering about getting circumcisions. I had one at 21 and I can tell you that-

17:52 Drew Painful.

17:53 Caller In the end, oh yeah, it sucks. I wouldn't do it again. But I'm glad I got it done because it's a lot more convenient. You don't have to like wash off every time. But the sex isn't as good right after you're done. But the thing is that you can't forget about it.

18:06 Adam Because you got stitches and your penis is on fire.

18:09 T.S.O.L. Is that what you're saying?

18:10 Adam She's got a hemorrhoid from her birth.

18:13 Caller It's like going from Chicago. We got that good deep dish pizza to California.

18:15 Adam All right. I don't know where to like, I'm hungry, horny, or I want to whack off. Vomit. Or vomit.

18:23 T.S.O.L. Or surgery.

18:25 Adam There's Gang Bang Alley and deep dish pizza. You got a circumcision. I'll tell you one thing, Dave really covered some ground in the five and a half minutes he was on the horn there.

18:35 Drew It's like bipolar, I think.

18:36 Adam Really?

18:36 Drew Yeah.

18:38 Adam Let's, maybe we should hear something from TSOL. What do you say there, Anderson? Anderson is a huge TSOL.

18:47 Drew There's a lot of excitement you guys coming in today. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, a lot.

18:49 Adam Yeah, Anderson was out of his mind last night. He's a big fan, big fan. All right, so what are we going to hear?

18:56 Drew Pyro.

18:57 Adam All right, here we go. TSOL everybody, they are back. Disappears the name of the CD, it is out in stores. I got a nice big fat tour coming up. Gonna be with the offspring for a good part of that. I got a bunch of dates for you. We will talk to them, talk to you.

21:38 Drew I am looking for a couple who have had a beneficial effect from Viagra, and we want to know where you get Viagra if you're getting it on the street.

21:43 Adam All right, all that when we come back.

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22:21 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Jack and Mike are both here from TSOL. They are back. Disappears, the name of the new CD. I'm going to give some dates, by the way, where you can find TSOL out with the Offspring. TSOL? Did I say? Have I been screwing that up all night?

22:44 Drew No, no.

22:44 Adam I said TSOL. Like, can't articulate yourself any better than that.

22:48 Drew Adam, the world is your oyster.

22:50 Adam Please.

22:51 Drew That's all there is.

22:52 Adam Please do not play that. The world is your oyster. I mean, because that's all the world is. I know I was kidding when I said that. I had to have been kidding, Drew.

23:03 T.S.O.L. You said it pretty sincere.

23:05 Adam I know, but that's just good acting. Why should I be punished for selling something? All right. Can I give some plugs to TSOL? Friday, July 6th, they'll be at the Glass House in Pomona. Then Saturday, the 14th, LA Universal Amphitheater with the Offspring. And then again with the Offspring in LA at the Amphitheater. They'll also be in Bakersfield with the Offspring and Fresno with the Offspring. That's the 17th and 18th of July, 19th, San Luis Obispo, Ventura on the 20th, 21st and 23rd in Vegas and Salt Lake. So do you guys got a website or any phone number or anything they can check out if they want to find you?

23:49 T.S.O.L. truesoundsofliberty.com.

23:51 Adam All right. There you go.

23:53 T.S.O.L. Right. And I'm on there all the time. I do nothing but sit on that computer all day.

23:56 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. So log on.

23:58 T.S.O.L. And right and back and forth.

24:00 Drew Sharpening his machete or whatever it was out of your dashboard.

24:03 T.S.O.L. That's right.

24:05 Adam Find out where the dates are, where they're coming to a town near you. Alex?

24:09 Hey.

24:10 Adam Hey, you're 12.

24:11 Caller Yep.

24:12 Adam Wow. What's up?

24:13 Drew Dude.

24:14 Caller I'm a long-time listener and a first-time caller.

24:17 Drew Stand back for a second.

24:19 Adam Drew, how many years had you done this show before Alex was born?

24:23 Drew Seven.

24:24 Adam Wow. All right. Go ahead there, Alex.

24:27 Caller Oh, first of all, I want to say Adam Corolla, you're the funniest man. I love the man show.

24:32 Adam Well, thank you.

24:34 Caller I saw the Rosie O'Donnell one. She got trapped in the well.

24:37 Drew That was funny.

24:38 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah.

24:39 Caller That was funny.

24:40 Adam Well, a whole new season starting this Sunday, 10 o'clock.

24:44 Caller Cool. Dr. Drew, you're awesome too.

24:46 Drew Thanks, Alex. What's up?

24:49 Caller Well, it's kind of weird.

24:52 Caller My nipples, they get kind of semicircle-like. They get kind of big. They don't hurt, but it's weird.

25:00 Drew Or is there any swelling kind of behind them?

25:03 Caller No. Well, yeah, just it's kind of like a feels like a little pleats plate, a plate behind them.

25:08 Drew A little lump kind of behind maybe a little swollen area.

25:11 Adam Alex is smacked right into puberty. Do you notice that's like that Peter Brady episode?

25:16 Drew The voice going and everything. Part of that, part of running into puberty, Alex is having just prior to the testes really beginning to produce a lot of testosterone, there's some estrogens created by the adrenal glands. And that tends to cause breast enlargement in some males around 12 or 13. And that tends to go away also. So just it's normal. Relax.

25:37 Caller Okay.

25:38 Adam All right. You don't smoke any pot, Alex?

25:41 Caller No.

25:41 Drew Pot's a good way to make good. Pot'll make that worse. Here we got.

25:44 Adam Yeah.

25:45 Drew It's a pot smoking nipples here.

25:46 T.S.O.L. Mine didn't leave.

25:47 Adam All right. Gee, Alex, good luck in the sixth grade.

25:51 Caller Thanks.

25:51 Drew Seventh grade.

25:52 Adam Where are you heading into? The seventh?

25:54 Caller Eighth.

25:55 Adam Eighth grade.

25:56 Drew Gonna be 13 soon.

25:57 Caller Right?

25:58 Adam Big time, buddy.

25:59 Drew July 29.

26:00 Adam All right. We'll be celebrating in our own way. Thanks.

26:03 All right.

26:06 Adam Christy.

26:08 Drew Christy.

26:09 Caller Hello?

26:09 Drew Turn your radio off.

26:11 Adam Celebrating in our own way.

26:14 Drew Hi, what's up, Christy?

26:15 Caller Hi.

26:16 Drew Hey, what's up?

26:17 Caller Who is this?

26:17 Drew It's Drew and Adam.

26:18 Caller Oh, huh?

26:19 Drew And TSOL. What's up?

26:20 Caller I can barely hear you.

26:22 Drew All right. Cool.

26:23 Adam Just start talking.

26:25 Caller Okay. You guys had questions about Viagra?

26:28 Drew Right.

26:29 Caller You wanted to know what couple, what effects it had on couples?

26:32 Drew Right.

26:33 Caller Okay. Well, I used it one time. It gave me a headache, so I didn't use it anymore. But my husband uses it quite frequently.

26:42 Drew For record-

26:44 Caller We acquired it, first of all, at clubs by one person. He used half of the 500 milligrams. 100. 100 what? Half of 100 milligrams.

26:57 Drew So, a guy would sell you 50 milligrams at clubs, right?

27:01 Caller Actually, the first one they gave to us, and after that, we started buying it on the Internet.

27:07 T.S.O.L. Why would she take it?

27:09 Drew Why is he taking it? Why are you taking it?

27:13 Caller Well, I tried it because somebody told me that it works on women, and that was not true.

27:17 Drew And what does it do for your husband?

27:20 Caller He has longer erections.

27:23 Drew Yeah, but this is a medication meant to be used for people with medical problems with erectile dysfunction. God only knows what it's going to do to him long term with him abusing it like this.

27:33 Adam Well, listen, everything started off for something, like, you know, coke and all those tranquilizers.

27:42 Drew And now we know the deleterious effects.

27:44 Adam Well, I'm saying that people use them for recreation. You shouldn't be surprised.

27:50 Caller Well, the clubs we go to, people have a problem with getting an erection.

27:55 Drew You go to the Urquhart?

27:59 Caller What?

27:59 Adam What? Will you go to, like, a flaccid club or what club are you going to?

28:05 Drew Club flaccid. Swing club.

28:07 Adam Swingers?

28:08 Caller Swingers club, yeah.

28:09 Drew All right, let's get, you know, what, you want to get a little history on what kind of person goes to a swinger club?

28:13 Adam And no, because they got a bad phone line.

28:17 Drew Yeah.

28:17 Adam You guys don't have any kids, do you?

28:20 Caller He has two.

28:21 Adam I see. And how are you?

28:25 Drew Well, we don't want you screwing them up.

28:27 Adam Right.

28:27 Caller Screwing them up by, oh, it's not like we do it in our home with our children in the house.

28:33 Adam I know. But you're the kind of parents that are into that stuff. And believe me.

28:37 Caller What's wrong with parents that are into that stuff?

28:39 Adam Because you guys are a mess, right?

28:42 Caller No, we're not a mess.

28:43 Adam Well, sure. You wouldn't know it. That's part of being a mess. It's denial of being a mess.

28:48 Caller So you're saying we're a mess because we're leaders?

28:51 Drew You aren't doing any other drugs?

28:53 Caller No.

28:54 Drew No other drugs?

28:55 Caller No.

28:55 Drew You don't use alcohol when you're doing this stuff?

28:59 Caller We don't use alcohol when we are using... I don't use this stuff.

29:03 Drew You don't use alcohol, but your boyfriend does?

29:05 Caller No. I drink occasionally.

29:08 Adam Right.

29:08 Drew And your boyfriend?

29:09 Caller He does not mix the alcohol when...

29:12 Drew Yeah, but he drinks quite a bit, though, generally.

29:16 Caller No, he does not drink quite a bit.

29:18 Adam Look.

29:19 Caller We drink socially.

29:20 Adam Fine. And when you go to these clubs, do you switch off partners?

29:26 Caller Sometimes.

29:27 Adam And really, and that works for you guys okay?

29:30 Caller Yes, it does.

29:31 Drew How long have you been doing this?

29:33 Caller And you wouldn't ever know how many people in this country do it.

29:38 Drew How long have you been doing this?

29:39 Caller For about two years.

29:41 Adam All right. Listen, I'm going to put her on hold because the line is driving me nuts.

29:45 Drew It's not that we got it. We can't let that drop because you know that underneath it is some real chaos and some misery on her part.

29:53 Adam Yeah.

29:54 Drew She's in massive denial, but I guarantee you it's there.

29:56 Adam I just know they're crappy parents. You just have to be. You can't hang out at Swinger's Clubs with a couple of kids and not be crappy parents. I'm just doing the math.

30:07 T.S.O.L. Not even with a babysitter?

30:09 Adam Well, yeah, I guess you had a babysitter would be all right.

30:12 Drew No, but the point is that-

30:15 T.S.O.L. No, I'm joking.

30:15 Adam Come on. Yeah.

30:17 Drew Let's put it this way. It disturbs intimacy to be involved in that kind of arousing chaotic circumstances and it disturbs a relationship. And if you have that kind of chaos in your relationship, that's going to translate into what these kids feel.

30:31 T.S.O.L. The dynamic of the relationship has changed completely.

30:34 Drew You guys, you're addicts. When you were addicts, something like that must have sounded great.

30:38 T.S.O.L. Everything sounded great.

30:39 Drew Yeah. And now, how would that mean? Think about what that was like, what you were doing then as opposed to how it would sound now. Because those are addicts.

30:46 T.S.O.L. A lot of the behavior was absurd.

30:48 Drew Well, this one, either she or he or both are addicts in this, in that call we just had. Right? Would you agree? Well, look, how do we know? Typical addict behavior, because it's typical addict behavior.

30:56 Adam Okay, but let's admit this, because there's F'd up and then there's sort of off the meter F'd up. And this couple, for a couple that hung out at a swinger's place and took their Viagra, had a couple of kids, was probably more together than your average couple that engages in this kind of thing. Do you know what I mean? I mean, I don't want to pass huge judgment on them because some people do sort of balance their crazy life with their home life.

31:25 T.S.O.L. What are you trying to justify, man?

31:26 Drew I don't know. But you guys would have been, I mean, you would have been on board for this stuff 10 years ago. How was, what were you like then? What was your state of mind?

31:35 T.S.O.L. I personally might have, when my behavior was horrible and stuff, a lot of things I did were wrong.

31:43 Drew Yeah, but listen to that couple. They, well, I wouldn't use words like wrong, but you were saying, they're saying it's just normal behavior. Deal. Wouldn't you have defended it that way?

31:51 T.S.O.L. Right. It was an everyday thing. The cops being at my house was like an everyday thing. Oh, yeah.

31:54 Drew No big deal.

31:55 T.S.O.L. Yeah. Getting raided, getting busted, all that stuff was normal back then. Yeah.

31:58 Drew Going out and having wild, you know, bizarre behaviors and this. Right. So you'd be surprised how many people do this. Yes, that's right. A lot of people are up top in this country.

32:05 T.S.O.L. Well, I thought it was normal to carry a handgun for a while.

32:07 Adam So well, my main objection is this. The we don't do it inside the house in front of the kids. People say that with drugs all the time. They say it with booze all the time. They say it was, you know, just sort of bizarre behavior, which is the kids don't see it and they may not witness it, but they feel it because those are their parents, the swingers, the drug addicts, the whivers.

32:29 Drew That's right.

32:29 T.S.O.L. Well, children see a lot more than the parents believe anyway.

32:32 Drew So they feel it.

32:33 T.S.O.L. They're so much more perceptive and intelligent and just.

32:35 Drew That's the point we're making. They feel it.

32:37 Adam Right. All right. Let's talk to Jeff, who's 19. Jeff?

32:42 Caller Yeah?

32:42 Adam You got a question for TSOL?

32:44 Caller Yeah.

32:44 Caller You guys are great. I just wanted to tell you, I want to ask how you guys got started.

32:49 T.S.O.L. I'm in a band.

32:49 Caller I just want to know how you guys got started.

32:51 T.S.O.L. Which time?

32:54 Caller I don't know. The beginning.

32:55 T.S.O.L. Actually, we got hooked up because it was, it was kind of, it wasn't really the music. It was the robbery.

33:00 Caller Yeah.

33:00 T.S.O.L. We were stealing. That's kind of how it got hooked up. Really? I was causing a lot of trouble and getting kicked out of a lot of schools and getting arrested. And I met this girl and she said, Hey, I know this guy that's just like you. And I went over and met him and it turned out to be our drummer. And we started a band. We ripped her off that night and took her guitar and amp and made a band.

33:17 T.S.O.L. In all fairness, back then too, there was a thing. It was kind of called the scene. It was kind of an undercurrent of music. It was influenced by the initial waves of punk rock from maybe New York to England and England back. And so we just got kind of on the train and started playing and going to shows and all that stuff. And being in a new band, the best thing you can do is practice a lot and just play as much as you can. And make sure it's really what you want to do.

33:44 You guys did a lot of girls back in the day?

33:46 Caller Yeah.

33:48 T.S.O.L. Well, punk rock back then especially wasn't known for the beauties.

33:51 Adam Oh, yeah.

33:51 T.S.O.L. It was more known for the outcasts.

33:53 T.S.O.L. No, it was all right. I had to start claiming I was gay for a while to like get it to stop.

33:58 T.S.O.L. But you stopped claiming that?

34:01 Adam No, that's still out. It's right in the bio.

34:04 T.S.O.L. That's the next caller calling in. Can I get to my question real quick? I mean, can we go back to that bit about the hemorrhoid thing? Yeah. Just really quick.

34:11 Adam Sure.

34:11 T.S.O.L. Okay. I'm on the Internet a lot. Right.

34:13 Drew Yeah.

34:13 T.S.O.L. And so some because I like looking at stuff on there.

34:16 Adam Right.

34:16 T.S.O.L. So there's some of those fisting sites.

34:19 Drew I knew he was talking about porn.

34:20 T.S.O.L. I was looking at some stuff. Okay. There's like some fisting sites.

34:26 Drew What are they called?

34:27 T.S.O.L. Can I give the name out? Sure. Well, there's one called Red Rites homepage. I got it from some kid emailed me it, whatever. So, but on the fisting site, like after they're done sticking that large of an object up there, the actual anus looks like it's sear chin or something. Like, I mean, what kind of damage is that?

34:45 Drew It's prolapsing, yeah. It can actually come out. Yeah.

34:47 T.S.O.L. It basically was turned inside out.

34:49 Drew Yeah, it's prolapsed.

34:50 Adam Oh, really? So, that, oh.

34:53 Drew Hey, listen.

34:53 T.S.O.L. It was bad.

34:55 Adam You're not beaten off to that, are you?

34:58 T.S.O.L. No, it's kind of like, you know, rotten.com. It's like one of those sites that like you just got to see.

35:02 Drew The car accident.

35:03 Adam Right.

35:04 Drew You can, yeah, your whole rectum could fall out. And you don't need a surgery. It's a mess.

35:09 T.S.O.L. Yeah. Do I need help for that? Should I get it?

35:13 Drew You must have post-traumatic stress just looking at that site.

35:16 T.S.O.L. Yeah. But it seems like, you know, I don't know. They deal with it. Those guys deal with it.

35:19 Drew Who?

35:20 T.S.O.L. The people that are into that kind of thing. There's a lot of people on there that are into that.

35:24 Adam Oh, there's a lot. Yeah.

35:26 T.S.O.L. We just spoke to one.

35:28 Adam Right. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, my whole thing is, you know, I mean, I'm as weird as the next guy, but, you know, getting the fist up the ass or the bowling pin up the ass or the lamp up the ass, it just really crosses a certain line I have. I mean, doesn't it, doesn't it seem like you're sort of taking it to a new realm at that point?

35:49 T.S.O.L. It's hard to go back after something like that.

35:51 Adam Yeah. I guess there is nowhere to go after having that up your ass, the magic eight ball up your ass. That would be a good shot. Nicole?

36:01 Hello?

36:02 Adam You're 15?

36:03 Caller Yes.

36:03 Adam What's up?

36:05 Caller Nothing.

36:06 Caller Me and my boyfriend were fooling around and he stuck the head in and I'm a virgin but I want to know.

36:11 Caller Me and my friend are arguing.

36:13 Caller She's saying that I'm technically not a virgin and that's sex and I say it's not.

36:17 Drew Well what do you say sex is then?

36:19 Caller I don't think that's sex.

36:20 Drew What is sex?

36:22 Caller I don't know. I think it's like fooling around.

36:24 Adam Yeah but wait a minute.

36:25 Drew This is the eternal argument was virginity is some sort of weird technicality that young people want to maintain.

36:31 Adam He looks at it as sex though, right?

36:33 Caller Yeah.

36:34 Adam Yeah of course because you both have two different agendas. Right. Yeah. If a penis has entered you, you're not a virgin.

36:43 Drew That's it.

36:44 Caller Period.

36:46 Caller I don't know.

36:47 Caller Adam, tell her to give me the phone.

36:48 Caller Hold on.

36:49 Adam Right.

36:49 Hello?

36:50 Adam Hey, is this?

36:51 Caller I am Nicole's friend.

36:52 Adam I see and I'm guessing you're not a virgin.

36:55 No, I am.

36:56 Adam You're a virgin too.

36:57 Drew Well, your friend isn't a virgin.

36:59 Caller I know.

36:59 Caller I'm a long time listener. She really doesn't listen.

37:02 Adam Right.

37:03 Caller I don't know.

37:04 Caller I've listened to the show religiously. So I like I hear you talk about it all the time.

37:08 Drew Let's think about it. Yeah.

37:10 Caller She did it a couple of times without a condom.

37:13 Drew Oh, not only is she in trouble, she can get pregnant.

37:15 Adam Wait till Drew gets out to New York. He is going to ground her. But good.

37:19 Drew Yeah. Not only can she not only is she not a virgin, she can actually get pregnant.

37:22 Caller She's in denial.

37:24 Drew No kidding.

37:24 Caller I can't.

37:25 Caller And then he's trying to comfort her saying, oh, I have a low sperm count.

37:28 Caller So you can't get pregnant.

37:31 Adam How old is this guy? Oh, baby. She's fifteen.

37:37 Caller Yeah.

37:38 Drew They had to call the authorities.

37:40 Adam How old are you?

37:41 Caller I'm fifteen.

37:42 Adam You're fifteen. What's your name?

37:43 Caller Claire.

37:44 Adam Claire. All right.

37:45 Caller And I told the show before too.

37:47 Adam Right. And you guys are calling from New York, right?

37:50 Caller New York, yes.

37:51 Adam Shocking.

37:52 Drew How do you know?

37:53 Adam Well, it says it on the screen, but otherwise I would have never guessed. So you're worried about your friend, Nicole, right, Claire? Yeah.

38:00 Caller And now she's like, this guy's like, she's just like whipped.

38:04 Drew All right. Well, let's put her on again. We got to set her straight a little bit.

38:08 Caller Hello?

38:08 Drew Nicole, this guy's a criminal, A.

38:11 Caller Yeah.

38:11 Drew Okay. What else are you telling me? Yeah. Yeah.

38:13 Caller And I don't know. After we did that, now he wants...

38:15 Drew He's a criminal and you could be pregnant. You should be taking post-coil or emergency contraception.

38:21 Caller Yeah. It happened five times.

38:24 T.S.O.L. Just the tip got in five times? Is that what she's saying?

38:28 Drew Nah, she's having sex. She just felt like it was just the tip.

38:31 Ooh, Nicole.

38:33 Adam I've had that claim made against me too. Once the rest is going in, it's like, I'm balls deep, honey. Are you kidding? Nicole? How do you figure you've done it five times and still a virgin?

38:46 Caller I don't know. I didn't count that as sex because it didn't go all the way in.

38:50 Adam You figure it's got to poke out of your ass before it technically becomes sex?

38:55 Caller I don't know. I just didn't think that was sex.

38:57 Adam Oh, baby, baby. Life is going to be a very long and difficult road for you if this is your way of approaching things.

39:04 Drew Yeah, right.

39:04 Adam I mean, you're with a 22-year-old guy who's counting his sperm. You're not using any protection. You're in massive denial. What's going on here?

39:13 Caller I don't know. I was only with him. It only happened. It started when we first-

39:16 Drew Hey, stop, stop, stop.

39:19 Adam You got to get it together, Nicole.

39:20 Drew What's going on in your life?

39:22 Caller I'm a mess. My life's falling apart.

39:24 Adam I'll tell you the thing I'm most disturbed about. No two phones in that house. They have to keep handing it back and forth.

39:30 Drew Very disturbing.

39:31 Adam That's horrible. That's child abuse.

39:33 Drew What's happening with your family? Are they sort of a mess right now, too?

39:36 Caller No, not really. My parents are strict like. My father would never hear it. He's Puerto Rican. I'm Italian, so it's like against the family.

39:43 Drew You must be Puerto Rican, too, right?

39:45 Caller No, I'm Italian, but my family don't hear the thing of going out.

39:49 Drew Hang on.

39:49 Adam Well, wait a minute. I've heard of this. The dad is Puerto Rican, but he has Italian sperm.

39:53 Drew Oh, okay.

39:53 Adam That's what happened with my dad.

39:55 Drew Is this your stepdad we're talking about?

39:57 Caller No, not my stepfather. My boyfriend's Puerto Rican. I'm Italian, and my parents are strict about it. They don't seem to agree.

40:03 Adam Didn't she say her father was Puerto Rican?

40:05 Drew Yes, but it's an interesting.

40:06 T.S.O.L. Yeah, then you really got to think what's going on.

40:08 Adam Yeah. Wait a minute. What is your dad just for the record?

40:13 Caller My father is Italian.

40:14 Adam Okay.

40:14 Drew Your boyfriend's a criminal, and you could be pregnant.

40:18 Caller Yeah, I know.

40:18 Drew And you need to take care of this. And you're sexually active. You need to have pelvic exams to make sure.

40:22 Caller I never had sex before.

40:23 Caller We saw that the second week. I started going out with him. I had no clue.

40:28 Adam All right. Nicole, go down. Put your friend back on. Put Claire back on real fast.

40:36 Drew Take her to Planned Parenthood.

40:37 Adam You're obviously the brains of the operation over there.

40:41 Drew Captain Kirk on the phone here.

40:43 Caller This girl doesn't do any drugs.

40:45 Caller Can you imagine her on drugs?

40:46 Adam You're relative Einstein in that house. So I'm going to need you to go down to Planned Parenthood with your friend Nicole.

40:52 Caller I was going to take her to a Planned Parenthood.

40:53 Adam Set her up. Set her up.

40:54 Drew Take her to Planned Parenthood.

40:56 Adam Don't let her have any kids. Listen, I'm Italian myself and I know Puerto Ricans, this kid's going to be a disaster.

41:03 Caller Oh God, the kid is 22. He doesn't have a job.

41:05 Caller He's not in school.

41:06 Caller He never graduated high school.

41:08 Caller He's living with his sister.

41:09 Drew Claire, turn him in. He's a criminal. Don't worry about his sister.

41:14 Adam It's such a lovely dialect over there. He's Puerto Rican. He's 20. Oh my God, he's 22. He's living at home. He's got no balls. He's living with his sister and he's jobless. Oh my God. Is there any less attractive dialect? It's just so ugly. I bet the girls are cute as hell too. Oh man, it all sounds like one big Gold Bond commercial. The itching, the chafeing. All right. TSOL is... I had an itchy, itchy rash. Gold Bond must be based in Connecticut or something. We're going to break. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. TSOL is here and we'll be back.

41:59 Loveline.

42:00 1-800-LOVE-191.

42:02 We'll be right back.

42:05 This is Loveline on 94.7 NRK. Love Line, with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. On 947-NRK.

42:42 Adam Hey, everybody. Thank you there, Anderson. Anderson points, then turns the mic on. TSOL is our guest tonight. The CD, Disappear, is out. Came out a couple of days ago. Jack Richam and Mike Roach are both here from the band. First CD with the original band since 1983. We'll hear something else off of that. Again, on tour with the Offspring, and then on tour with who? By yourselves?

43:11 T.S.O.L. Yeah, by ourselves and just friends that we hook up along the way.

43:14 Adam And those of you who were there the first time around, I want to go see it again, and those of you who didn't catch them the first time around will definitely not want to miss them this time around. Let's get back to the phones and speak to Bryan, who's 22, Bryan.

43:29 Caller Hey, how's it going? Good. Yeah, I was calling regarding your Viagra question. And I'm a single male and I use it like a recreational drug.

43:40 Drew Why?

43:41 Caller Because it, I mean, after you achieve orgasm, it keeps you hard after that.

43:47 Drew Do you have a problem with premature ejaculation?

43:49 Caller No, not so much premature ejaculation, but I mean, you can just go and, you know, like Adam says, same bone or different, you know.

43:56 Adam He is?

43:57 Caller Yeah. I didn't know if you could say that.

43:58 Drew Is this important for your partner?

44:01 Caller It's not really important. I mean...

44:03 Adam Well, at least a single guy just wants to have a good time.

44:06 Drew Yeah, but it's important for him, not his partner, is the point I'm making.

44:08 Adam Once he cares about his partner, he doesn't have to.

44:10 Drew That's the point.

44:11 Adam Well, he has a new one every week.

44:14 Caller No, not so much. I mean, but it's just, I don't know. It's like something else that you would use, like a vibrator. You know what I mean? It's just like a recreational tool.

44:23 Adam Right, right. It enhances the experience. Right. Why, Drew? Why with the puss? Yeah, because I think... You can't forget that one out?

44:32 Drew He's pretty anti.

44:32 Adam People dump coke on their penis.

44:34 Drew Listen, it could be dangerous. We don't know what the long-term effects are of healthy people using Viagra. Number one, number two, this is I need a bigger penis. This is the same as that. You know what I'm saying?

44:45 Adam No, it's not.

44:46 Caller I'm not going to disagree.

44:48 Adam No, let me defend you and your penis, Bryan. This is I'm having sex. I'm enjoying myself. They came out with this pill. It can help me enjoy it more, and that's what I'm going to do.

45:00 Drew No, it doesn't help him enjoy it more.

45:02 Adam It does help him enjoy it more.

45:03 Drew No, it doesn't do anything for him. No, it goes long.

45:05 Adam It likes it.

45:05 Drew It just makes him have an erection longer.

45:08 Adam Hold on. Put your penis on, Bryan.

45:10 Hello.

45:13 Adam Hello, Bryan's penis?

45:14 Caller Yes, just this is me.

45:15 Adam Hi, this is Adam and Drew.

45:17 Drew So do I.

45:19 Adam TSOL is here tonight.

45:21 Caller Yes.

45:22 Adam And now, do you like the Viagra?

45:25 Caller Oh, me like it much.

45:27 Adam Right. Hey, I know you enjoy it, but what about the balls? Can you put them on? Hello. Hello. This is the left nut speaking. Oh, this is the left nut. Yes, the Democratic nut.

45:39 Caller Well, I am the brains of the operation.

45:41 Adam I see. That's right. If you're left nutted, that means you're rigid and you're good with numbers. And if you're right nutted, you're more creative. I see that. Is that how it works? All right. Left nut? Yes. You enjoy the Viagra? Oh, very, very much. All right. And... It's all right? It's all right.

45:58 Yeah.

45:59 Adam Just for kicks, could you put the right nut on just to see if we make... Just want to make sure everyone's in accord here. Is the right nut there?

46:09 Hello?

46:09 Adam Hello, yes.

46:10 Caller Yes.

46:11 Adam Right nut.

46:11 Caller Yes.

46:12 Caller Yes. It's me.

46:13 Adam Yes. OK. I am an Indian nut. Yes. You originally came to the sack by way of Bangladesh? Well, I had to marry the left nut and then I got my visa. I understand. You wanted to stay in the country. A friend of mine did that.

46:25 Drew From Sri Lanka.

46:26 Adam Right. Came in. Wanted to stay in the country. Married the left nut. Now they're... But you guys are still together in the sack, right?

46:32 We live in harmony.

46:33 Adam All right. God bless you. The Gandhi of scrotums is on the phone, everybody.

46:38 Caller All right.

46:39 Adam So you enjoy it, right, Bryan?

46:40 Caller Right. But speaking to Drew about side effects...

46:42 Drew Hey, first of all, Bryan's the best caller we've ever had. Yeah.

46:44 Adam Thanks, Bryan.

46:46 Drew Ever.

46:46 Adam Way more talent than me or anyone who's been on this show.

46:51 Caller But I noticed that after or when I'm using it, like, I get... You know how sometimes when you stand up, you get spinny in the head?

46:58 Drew Yeah.

46:58 Caller Like I get like low blood pressure sometimes.

47:00 Drew We don't know what... You know, we don't know all that it can do to you. Yeah.

47:04 Adam But we can guess that it's relatively safe. Can we not?

47:09 Drew There's concern that it'll precipitate sudden death and heart attacks, a matter of fact. And those kinds of symptoms are the ones that precipitate those sorts of events.

47:16 Adam Yeah. But what are the percentages of that?

47:18 Drew Don't know.

47:19 Adam It's almost nothing. Would it be released onto the market if it was a high percentage or even a medium?

47:25 Drew It is high in certain situations.

47:27 Adam No. Not for a 22-year-old guy.

47:29 Drew Not for a 22-year-old guy.

47:30 Adam Okay. We're going to take a break. TSOL is here. We'll hear something off the new CD Disappear right after this.

47:47 Love Line on 947NRK.

47:50 Caller We'll be right back in a minute.

48:00 Love Line on NRK.

48:04 Caller Love Line NRK.

48:26 Adam It's Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Jack and Mike are both here from TSOL. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Disappears, the name of the CD, and we're gonna hear something else off of that. And you can find TSOL out with The Offspring, and they're gonna be all over the place, and then off by themselves and friends all over the place. And that's all gonna start. Is it starting July 6th?

48:58 T.S.O.L. Yeah, July 6th, July 14th, 15th, yeah.

49:01 Adam With The Offspring, and then you guys will play a bunch of dates with them, and then you'll be on your own.

49:05 T.S.O.L. Two weeks with The Offspring, and then a month by ourselves.

49:07 Adam Right, and all over the country?

49:09 T.S.O.L. All over the country, yeah.

49:11 Adam Oh, there you go.

49:12 Drew Playing like every night.

49:13 T.S.O.L. Every night.

49:13 Adam Yeah, good times.

49:15 Caller Yeah, good times.

49:17 Adam It's hard when you get older to do, well, to really do anything. All right, let's talk to Keith, who's 22. Keith?

49:26 Hey, how's it going?

49:27 Caller Good.

49:28 Listen, I have a little bit of an issue. I was having sex with my girlfriend this morning. And we kind of did a new position and then I kind of go in, you know, and work and she said it hurt all of a sudden.

49:40 Adam She said it hurt?

49:42 Yeah, she said it hurt. But we kept going and it didn't hurt really. I mean, she said it didn't hurt bad enough to stop. And then later today, I looked at it. We were just kind of fooling around and it was really swollen.

49:55 Drew You irritated things.

49:56 Adam She a new girlfriend?

49:57 It's huge. No, I've had it for nine months.

49:59 Drew It's huge?

50:00 Caller It's like it's just the left lip too.

50:02 Drew Yeah, you've got maybe a sore there.

50:04 Caller Really?

50:05 There was some pus too.

50:06 Drew Oh, no.

50:08 Adam There wasn't. No. Sorry, Keith.

50:10 No, it was like white stuff. I don't know if it was pus.

50:14 Adam Well, it could have been some discharge or something. He's making this up?

50:18 Drew No. I mean, you can get ulcers that are white and herpes can look like that sometimes.

50:22 Adam No, but he irritated it earlier in the day. It looked fine in the morning, right?

50:27 Caller Yeah, I think so.

50:28 I'm not sure, though.

50:29 Adam Well, you didn't see it when you were... What position were you in?

50:32 Well, it was kind of new. I had her leg going across her shoulder, I mean, across her... I don't know.

50:40 Drew All right.

50:41 Adam Keith, you're full of crap.

50:42 No, I'm serious. She was... Like her boobs were up, right? Her boobs were going across the body. It wasn't missionary quite.

50:50 Adam Right, right. The leg was going across. Like she was... Like you ever see NFL players out on the field stretching the hamstring out before the game, the trainers pulling their leg. It's like if you took your right leg and put it toward your left shoulder.

51:05 Exactly. So it was kind of behind, but not really behind.

51:07 T.S.O.L. So it was poking that one lip.

51:09 Drew Yeah, you're irritating her. But again, herpes can do this, but just mechanical irritation can do it too.

51:14 But it's huge. I mean, is it going to go down or should you go to the doctor?

51:17 Drew She should have somebody look at it. It's just inflamed. It may be infected. You can actually get it infected, like a staff or a strap can get in there. It would be pretty nasty. All right, cool. Keith. Hot bath, hot bath tonight. Hot, hot, hot bath. Hot bath? Yes, that's the treatment tonight.

51:32 Adam Not you, Keith. Her, you understand? Keith has done damage to his point of pleasure. He's really worried about it. Yeah, he doesn't care if she dies as long as the vagina is all right. All right, take it easy on her, Keith. All right, well thanks a lot. All right, yeah. You guys remember those days when you'd bang the bejesus out of someone in the morning and then later on in the evening, want to get another look? Like what, is it still there?

51:56 Caller How's it doing?

51:57 Adam Let's see, my handiwork. Wow, wow, it's like, yeah, like going to the firing range and pulling the target into you. Whoa, wow.

52:05 Trophy.

52:06 Adam Really nailed the crap out of that. A lot of damage there. All right, Nikki.

52:11 Yeah, hi.

52:12 Adam Hey, you're 16. What's up?

52:15 Caller I really, really like this guy, but there's two problems. One, he's four years older than me.

52:24 Drew You're 16.

52:25 Caller He's my brother's best friend.

52:27 Adam All right. How old's your brother? All right. Does he like you?

52:34 Caller My brother.

52:35 Drew This guy, this guy.

52:38 Caller Yeah, he does.

52:39 Adam How do you know?

52:41 Caller I actually told Crystal about it, one of my friends.

52:44 Drew Oh, Crystal. You got that Adam Crystal.

52:46 Adam Big mouth Crystal. Yeah, she'll get a bullhorn and tell the world, man. I know that Crystal.

52:53 Caller Mutual friend of both of us for a couple of years, and she brought me up when she was talking to him, and he said that he liked me, but I was Michael's sister and I was 16.

53:04 Drew Yeah, all right. That's the reason he's not going to go for it. So relax.

53:10 Adam Well, what do you want? She's in love with the guy.

53:12 Drew Yeah.

53:13 Adam No?

53:15 Drew Yeah?

53:16 Adam Yeah, this is potential trouble.

53:17 Drew It's a bad idea.

53:19 Adam It's sort of on the border here.

53:20 Drew Thankfully, this guy's not going to go for it.

53:22 Adam You don't think so?

53:24 Drew He's put her friend on alert. Why he's not going to go?

53:26 Adam Well, wait till she puts the screws to him, feeds him a couple of Mickey's big mouth, and ask him to show her Orion's belt out in the backyard and pow, right? Are you going to make a move on this guy?

53:41 Caller Actually, that's what I was calling about before I made a move. I was curious if that would be something smart to do or if it would be, you know...

53:48 Adam What is this guy doing with his life? I want to know what kind of guy this is.

53:53 Caller He pretty much works. I'm not positive, but I think he's a rehabilitation officer. And he goes out, plays sport. Last weekend, or like a couple of weekends ago, we went down to Hampton Beach and pretty much just hung out.

54:11 Adam So, Human Crystal went down to Hampton Beach with Mike and just kind of hung out?

54:17 Caller No, my brother is...

54:18 Adam And they swung by the Dog and Suds for a couple of burgers. We're going to work in some more references we don't know. Hey, Nikki. I don't know. It's illegal, you know. This guy is in Corrections.

54:29 Drew Yeah, he's not going to go for it.

54:31 Adam He's not going to go for it. Just relax. Find yourself a nice nerdy 17-year-old, would you? Really? Look, I'm angry at all these women because when I was in high school, this is exactly what was going on. She's 16. She's going into the 11th grade and she's chasing after a guy graduated two years ago. Meanwhile, when I was in high school, it's not like I could date 8th graders. The hell are you going to do? Everyone who's your age is dating out of high school and you're left alone.

54:58 T.S.O.L. All the hot girls had somebody pick them up in a car that didn't go to school.

55:01 Right, right.

55:02 Adam Rev up the El Camino, they go running out, jump in the back.

55:06 T.S.O.L. Yeah, I'd watch them as I was on my bicycle riding home.

55:09 Adam I'd be standing there like that, the Indian that saw the guy later, just a tear rolling down one cheek by the side of the highway.

55:16 T.S.O.L. I don't know, I had older girls coming to pick me up at school.

55:19 Adam I don't know what you're talking about. Oh yeah, did you?

55:21 T.S.O.L. Yeah, coming in my class and ripping the teacher off and getting me right out of class. Yeah.

55:26 Adam How does that work? How do the bad boys, the troublemakers? I mean, Jack, you're out of control at 17, right?

55:32 T.S.O.L. No, it's nice.

55:33 Adam Really?

55:33 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

55:34 Adam Well, you thought you were nice, but your teachers hated you, right?

55:37 T.S.O.L. Right, they hated me. Yeah.

55:39 Adam And why are you rewarded with sex? That's what I want to know.

55:43 T.S.O.L. Why has he always been rewarded with sex?

55:44 Adam Yeah, why has he always been rewarded with sex? All the trouble making, all the strife, all the drama, and you get rewarded with sex. That doesn't seem fair, does it?

55:52 T.S.O.L. It seems nice.

55:53 Adam And here are these other guys, they pay their bills, they're courteous, they open the doors, they get good grades, they get nothing.

55:59 T.S.O.L. Yeah, I was 15 and I was seeing this oil worker chick, and she came into my art class, right in the middle of class, and just sat down right at my desk. And it was in with like seniors and everybody too, you know?

56:09 Adam Wow.

56:10 T.S.O.L. It was nice. I mean, I got a lot of juice from it.

56:12 Adam Oh yeah, oh yeah, your stock got bumped way up.

56:15 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

56:16 Adam Jesus, she was working in like oil fields out there.

56:19 T.S.O.L. She was tough. Yeah.

56:21 Adam Wow. I must, I imagine she would give a great hand job. Someone who worked around that.

56:25 T.S.O.L. Yeah, they were calloused.

56:27 Adam Oh, I see. But I'm thinking about, I'm thinking about the 30 weight that was underneath her cuticle.

56:31 T.S.O.L. That's right.

56:32 Adam All right. Let's talk to Britt.

56:35 Caller Britt? I want to know why Jack wears skirts on stage.

56:40 Adam He's got the legs for it.

56:41 T.S.O.L. What's that?

56:41 Adam Hi, Britt.

56:42 Caller Hi.

56:44 T.S.O.L. It's roach's knees. It's past your bedtime, Britt.

56:48 Caller No, it's not. But I do need to study for my bacteriology test tomorrow.

56:54 Adam Is that an inside joke?

56:55 Caller I don't know.

56:57 Adam No, wait a minute. Weren't we talking about that?

56:59 Drew Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were, but most people that are studying bacteriology call it microbiology.

57:03 T.S.O.L. Yeah, she's talking about Jack.

57:04 T.S.O.L. Yeah, I had some nylons on the other night with a skirt and I didn't wear panties. Underneath the nylons, so I got all chafed and got like a little whatever. So that's what she's saying.

57:16 Adam You got a yeast infection?

57:17 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

57:19 Adam All right. Hey, Britt.

57:20 T.S.O.L. One of my lips was swollen from the nylons. That's it. Good night, Britt.

57:27 Caller Good night.

57:27 Adam All right. Say your prayers before you go to bed.

57:29 Caller Okay.

57:30 Adam All right.

57:30 Caller Good night.

57:31 Adam All right. That's touching. Mike, that's your niece?

57:35 T.S.O.L. That's my niece.

57:36 Adam Wow.

57:37 T.S.O.L. It's a new generation of this stuff going on.

57:39 Adam Wow. And 17, that ain't a kid anymore.

57:44 T.S.O.L. She's a sweetheart. She's smart. Good.

57:46 Adam Oh, good. Well, she's majoring in that back cardiology.

57:49 T.S.O.L. Nothing like me.

57:50 Adam Jessica?

57:51 Caller Yes.

57:52 Adam You're 25.

57:54 Caller Yes.

57:54 Adam What's up?

57:55 Caller Well, I went to an STD clinic. I started noticing that I had just these red bumps all in my pubic area.

58:07 Drew Do they have little white tops to them?

58:09 Caller Yeah.

58:10 Drew Yeah, it's molluscum contagiosum.

58:12 Caller Yeah, what?

58:13 Caller I don't underst... Like, I've been with one person.

58:16 Drew It's a virus. It's a little rash. It goes away by itself. Do they scrape off the tops on a bunch of them?

58:21 Caller No.

58:22 Drew That makes them go away quicker, but they go away. It's transmissible while you've got it, and it's nothing. It doesn't hurt anybody.

58:28 Adam Can she do it herself? She can scrape them off.

58:31 Drew Yeah.

58:32 Adam What should she use? What would she use? Melon baller? Fingernail? Use a fingernail. Scrape them off.

58:40 Caller Okay.

58:41 Drew But again, are there a lot of them?

58:44 Caller Well, I mean, there's a few. It's just, you know, they'll all have some, and they'll go away, and then more will come.

58:49 Drew Oh, really? It's still coming back?

58:51 Caller Yeah.

58:51 Drew Well, there really isn't any treatment for it. It tends to go away by itself pretty quickly.

58:55 Caller How do you get it?

58:56 T.S.O.L. STD.

58:57 Adam Horning around.

58:58 T.S.O.L. I've never even heard of it.

59:00 Caller Yeah, that's what I do.

59:02 Drew No.

59:04 Caller Yeah, it's just confusing because just all of a sudden this came up and I mean.

59:08 Drew Well, you got it from your boyfriend.

59:10 Caller Yeah, but he, I mean, but him and I, we've been monogamous.

59:16 Drew Yeah. Well, he has the virus and he passed it on to you and that's that.

59:19 Adam Stinking whore. That wasn't me. That was me, but it was meant for someone else, Jessica. Only half men for you. All right. Knock them off with your nails. I'll give you something to do while you're hanging out tonight, all right?

59:33 Caller Oh, okay.

59:34 Drew All right. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Okay.

59:37 Caller So don't worry about it.

59:37 Drew It's going to go away soon by itself.

59:39 Caller I hope so.

59:40 Adam You bitch. All right. Please Anderson. Christ's sake. How about we hear something from the band?

59:47 Drew Man, you are tired.

59:49 Caller Well, you know.

59:49 Drew How about we just play a tape?

59:51 Caller Just a little best of.

59:53 Adam Well, you know, like I said, I really I got up. I went to bed at 1 40 last night and I got up at 4 15 this morning to do this radio.

1:00:03 Drew Thank you for the radio from bed.

1:00:06 Adam No. You mean like like you'll go on own. Yeah. Yeah. No, I got up because they're walking around drinking coffee.

1:00:12 Drew Because we lying in bed, you would like fading out, right?

1:00:15 Adam Yeah. No, you got to get up and move around. You know, the thing about you, Drew, is you have to be there. You have to put your thinking camp on, but you don't have to be funny. It really sucks trying to be funny at 4.30 in the morning. I'm never up at that hour. You know what's weird though? You walk around and you start noticing stuff. Sprinklers come on at 6.10. It's like, that's when they come on. They never see those goddamn sprinklers come on.

1:00:40 T.S.O.L. See where the sun comes up from?

1:00:41 Adam Yeah, the sun. Look from the east, everybody.

1:00:44 It's great.

1:00:45 Adam Birds start chirping. You start looking around. Another thing that's funny too is you'll see other people that are awake, like some guy walking at 7.30 and you go, what the F is he doing? He's not doing some kind of radio show.

1:00:56 Drew Does he do that every morning? Yeah.

1:00:57 Adam What's his excuse?

1:00:59 T.S.O.L. This is how the lawn gets mowed. There's guys that come out.

1:01:01 Adam Right. All this magic stuff going on. People driving and walking around. But it just kicks your ass. So I got thrown way off, but I took a little nap. So I'm halfway back in the game now. So I'm really going to make a recovery.

1:01:16 Drew All right. After the song.

1:01:17 Adam Yeah. We're going to hear something from TSOL and I'm going to psych up. This is called In My Head.

1:01:35 Drew Let's go!

1:03:50 Adam TSOL, everybody, disappears, the name of that. And another good one from TSOL. I do, you know, you do, yeah. Anderson, still excited that TSOL is here? Yeah, big thing.

1:04:06 Caller Yeah, I wish you would wake up a little bit there.

1:04:08 Adam I'm going, I'm going. Here I go. I'm firing up, I'm firing up. You guys all right?

1:04:12 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

1:04:12 Adam Great rock.

1:04:13 T.S.O.L. I'm learning a lot of stuff. I didn't know anything about that last little disease.

1:04:16 Drew You ever heard of Molluscan Coteggios?

1:04:17 T.S.O.L. No, and I've been in a lot. I mean, you know what I'm saying?

1:04:20 Adam Probably had it five times. I didn't know it.

1:04:22 Drew Had early phenylpapules.

1:04:24 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

1:04:25 Adam All right. Let's talk to Amy, who's 15. Amy.

1:04:29 Caller Hi.

1:04:29 Adam What's up?

1:04:30 Caller Oh, I was having sex with my boyfriend the other night and a condom broke, but it was a spermicidal lubricated one. And he said he didn't come yet, but I know there's like pre-com involved in.

1:04:44 Drew You should. You should take the morning after pill.

1:04:47 Caller Oh, it's too late now.

1:04:48 Drew How long ago was that?

1:04:50 Caller It was like a week ago.

1:04:52 Drew Too late now.

1:04:52 Caller Yeah.

1:04:53 Drew And the spermicides really on the condom, they don't do anything.

1:04:57 Adam Why did they put them there if they don't do anything?

1:04:58 Drew Originally, the reason they got into that was the claiming they would kill the HIV virus.

1:05:04 Adam Oh, really?

1:05:04 Caller Yeah.

1:05:04 Drew That was the reason. There was some time in which the spermicides were thought to significantly alter the HIV virus.

1:05:11 Adam Wasn't the spermicide around before the HIV?

1:05:14 Drew It was, but they didn't put it on the condoms.

1:05:15 Adam All right. So now they put it on the condoms. They think they can kill HIV and it doesn't?

1:05:19 Drew It probably doesn't do much.

1:05:21 T.S.O.L. That's that non-oxynol 9.

1:05:22 Drew Non-oxynol 9. I think that was a big deal 10 years ago. Now, it's like, I have no big deal, but definitely doesn't do anything for the sperm or not much anyway.

1:05:29 Caller So even if there was like the, he said though he didn't come yet because, but I know the, you know, pre-com and it won't even do that.

1:05:38 Drew Listen, Amy, there's nothing you do about it now. I would have advised you to take the morning after pill.

1:05:41 Caller There's no way I can get it down here. You have to have a prescription.

1:05:44 Drew Well, you can go to Planned Parenthood and get it. You have a right to confidential health care. You can go get it. In fact, you might want to get it and keep it around. So if this ever happens again, you've got your fire extinguisher handy.

1:06:00 Adam How do you know that he didn't have an orgasm?

1:06:03 Caller Well, because he was in the middle of it and we were trying to do it outside and it got really dry and it just like popped and you pull it out right then.

1:06:11 Drew Yeah, you're probably okay. I mean, you are, Amy.

1:06:13 Adam All right, don't worry.

1:06:14 Drew Yeah, I think you're all right. But next time, just keep that morning after pill around just in case.

1:06:19 Adam And listen, those condoms aren't made to stand up to the desert heat that way outside to get all dried up. Oh, you're going to spend the whole summer in that Palm Springs?

1:06:30 Caller No, it's kind of it's not exactly Palm Springs. It's not as hot, but you're still.

1:06:35 Adam Right. It's not not 121. It's 119.

1:06:38 Drew Yeah. I mean, summer, that's summer in hell. Oh, yeah.

1:06:42 Adam So every once in a while, you'll talk to one of those guys and he'll tell you does roofing or insulation or something and he's doing it out of Tucson or Palm Springs or something. And it's just, I just think like, I really, I picture, you know, you know, animals, you know, like a dog will just lie down on some dirt and bake out in the sun. Doesn't really know any better. I think that's what that is. That I get the hell out of that.

1:07:04 Drew You know what those guys do though, is they get up like two in the morning and they work from three to eight, three to nine.

1:07:09 Adam It's look, I did construction, just working in like Chatsworth and Simi Valley is brutal during the summer. It's just so painful. You guys are beach guys. You don't go for that nonsense, right?

1:07:20 T.S.O.L. I hit a roof on 67th right by Florence and Normandy on Sunday.

1:07:24 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, and you know what's weird about roofing is, you know, you're 30 feet closer to the sun and it's 10 billion miles away. Makes a difference. That 30 feet, huge difference. I don't know how the math works. I mean, I know there's no shade and I know, you know, maybe reflecting off the hot tar or absorbing it or whatever, but it still really seems like that extra 20, 30 feet closer to the sun makes a big difference. Am I right, Drew?

1:07:49 Drew You must be.

1:07:49 Adam Yeah, thank you. All right. So it's all right. That's right. Put the left nut on. We'll take ourselves a little break. Jack and Mike are both here from TSOL and we'll be back after this.

1:08:20 With Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla, 94.7 NRK.

1:08:26 Caller Loveline.

1:08:31 Caller Hi, this is Dexter. And Noodles. From The Offspring, and you're listening to Loveline with that asshole Adam Corolla, and that guy that's full of himself, thinks he always knows what he's talking about, Dr. Drew. I can do better than that guy.

1:08:43 Adam Yep, that is The Offspring, and TSOL will be out with The Offspring starting July 6th and going for a few weeks, and then they'll be out on their own, so look for them coming to a town near you. Disappears, the name of the CD, it is just out, and let's get back to the phones and see who we can screw with.

1:09:04 T.S.O.L. Crystal?

1:09:05 Caller Yes?

1:09:05 Adam You're 17?

1:09:07 Caller Yes.

1:09:07 Adam What's up?

1:09:08 Caller Well, my mom and I, we get in fights a lot, and she has a hard time controlling her anger, but she doesn't usually touch me. And the other night she hit me, and she like grabbed the back of my head and she pulled my hair.

1:09:25 Adam Is she loaded?

1:09:28 Caller What do you mean?

1:09:29 Adam Drunk? High?

1:09:30 Caller No.

1:09:31 Caller She used to be, but now she's a born again Christian, and that's what really bugs me.

1:09:36 Adam Wow. Does she have one of those crazy nationalities where they beat on everybody?

1:09:41 Caller No.

1:09:41 Adam No? She's not Italian?

1:09:43 Caller No. We're Indian.

1:09:48 Adam Which Indian?

1:09:49 Caller Cherokee.

1:09:50 Adam Wow. Yeah. They got some fire in their veins, those folks. So she used to drink, right?

1:09:56 Drew She's an alcoholic.

1:09:58 Caller She wasn't an alcoholic. She would drink to get drunk, but she didn't like drink all the time.

1:10:02 Drew Alcoholism just means that you drink and have consequences. That's all it means.

1:10:07 Caller Okay.

1:10:08 Adam Okay. Well, you say she's sober now?

1:10:11 Drew She's not drinking.

1:10:13 Caller Yeah, she's not.

1:10:14 Adam And she's born again.

1:10:16 Caller Yeah.

1:10:17 Adam But she's usually a substitute for some sort of out of control behavior. And so it masks it. And you keep it under control, but once in a while it rears its ugly head and you end up smacking your kid.

1:10:28 Caller That's right.

1:10:29 Adam So where's dad?

1:10:33 Caller It was like a one-night stand kind of thing. I don't know my dad.

1:10:37 Adam Oh, okay. So it's just you and mom?

1:10:39 Caller Yeah.

1:10:40 Adam Do you have any brothers or sisters?

1:10:41 Caller No.

1:10:42 Drew Are you an alcoholic? Do you drink a lot? Do drugs?

1:10:44 Caller No.

1:10:45 Adam Does she apologize?

1:10:45 Caller I do, but not a lot.

1:10:47 Adam Does she apologize for this?

1:10:49 Caller No.

1:10:50 Adam You got to watch that American Indian thing with the booze.

1:10:53 Drew Yeah.

1:10:54 Adam You guys got the gene, you know.

1:10:56 Drew That's true.

1:10:57 Adam It's absolutely true.

1:10:59 Caller Yeah.

1:10:59 Adam Yeah, you got to be careful. You keep an eye on that, all right?

1:11:03 Caller Yeah, but she hasn't been doing it lately.

1:11:05 Adam I'm talking about you. You. Well, me.

1:11:08 Caller I don't drink that often.

1:11:10 Drew Well, you're 17.

1:11:11 Adam Give it time.

1:11:13 Caller Another thing is she's really overly protective. I can't do anything. She won't let me go out of the house.

1:11:21 Adam All right. Here's what I'm thinking. Your mom, she's born again. She's hot blooded. She's off the fire water, but she's still crazy, right?

1:11:32 Caller Yeah, definitely.

1:11:33 Adam In year 17, you're going into your senior year?

1:11:38 Caller Yes, I am.

1:11:39 Adam You need to get your grades good and go far away to college.

1:11:43 Caller That's it.

1:11:44 Yeah.

1:11:45 Adam Are your grades okay?

1:11:47 Caller Yeah, they're good.

1:11:48 Drew You plan to go to UNLV?

1:11:50 Caller No.

1:11:52 Adam So go somewhere.

1:11:53 Caller I want to go to Moorpark.

1:11:55 Adam All right.

1:11:55 Caller Where is that? I'm not sure yet, but I heard about it. I want to be a zoologist and it's a zoology college.

1:12:04 Adam Good. Hopefully, it's not in Nevada, right?

1:12:08 Caller I hope so.

1:12:09 Adam You hope not?

1:12:10 Caller Yeah.

1:12:10 Drew Right.

1:12:10 Adam All right. So get your grades good, take your tests and go off to college. In the meantime, you just got to lay low, stay out of your mouth, crosshairs.

1:12:19 Drew Pay attention to your substance use too. You can get going with that and hurt yourself.

1:12:22 Adam Hey guys, do you guys have step-dads, step-moms or people floating around the house that you didn't like too much? Your own parents?

1:12:30 T.S.O.L. No, I just didn't like my dad.

1:12:32 Adam Right.

1:12:33 Drew Was he an alcoholic?

1:12:34 T.S.O.L. Actually, no. I would see a bottle of vodka and it would last for years right up until I started nicking it. He'd drink at holidays, maybe one drink, one screwdriver.

1:12:47 Adam But you guys didn't get along that well. Did you torment him? Did you get in his face?

1:12:53 T.S.O.L. He's a third degree black belt. So, it didn't work too well.

1:12:55 Adam So, you stayed away from him?

1:12:57 T.S.O.L. Out of reach.

1:12:57 Adam But, I mean, I tell these people, the reason I'm asking you guys about this, because I tell people, look, sometimes you got a stepdad, stepmom, or just a parent that ain't in great shape. Stay out of their way. Just stay out of them. I mean, don't get into it with them.

1:13:11 T.S.O.L. Oh, Grisham's father. I got into it all the time. I got blamed for my dad's death.

1:13:15 Adam Really?

1:13:15 T.S.O.L. What happened? Well, he ended up having a heart attack, but I was fighting with my dad all the time. A lot of physical abuse at my house. My dad was drinking a lot and then just constant fights. He'd go into work saying, Yeah, my son's in jail again. My son's getting shot at, blah, blah, blah. Then when he died, there was a court case. And they kind of like his, their lawyer side said, You killed your dad from all this stuff. It was kind of a nightmare. My house was a nightmare. It was a nightmare. A lot of booze, a lot of just fighting constantly.

1:13:44 T.S.O.L. Tell them when you were a child, his dad was a recruiter.

1:13:47 T.S.O.L. Yeah, he tried to sign us up. He was stoked when I got my ass kicked.

1:13:50 T.S.O.L. In the morning, Jack would have to...

1:13:52 T.S.O.L. Salute him. Yeah, my dad, when he came home from work... Yeah, Jack Grisham reporting for inspection, sir. And I was stoked when he came home drunk. Cause when my dad came home drunk, it was good. Yeah, it was good. It's like you'd be in the house hiding and he'd come home drunk and it was like, he'd walk in, you know, and you could hear the keys not being able to get in the door. It's like, yeah, he's hammered, right? Cause then he'd come in and he'd like, hey punk, you want money? What's up? You know?

1:14:14 Adam So he worked for which branch?

1:14:16 T.S.O.L. Well, he was in the Navy and then he was in the Coast Guard.

1:14:19 Adam And he was a recruiter?

1:14:20 T.S.O.L. Well, he did some recruit and he did all sorts of stuff.

1:14:22 Drew How did he go from Navy to Coast Guard? What, did something happen to him?

1:14:24 T.S.O.L. No, he just, I guess to be closer to home or something.

1:14:27 Adam So you'd have to salute and give your rank like peon first class and all that stuff.

1:14:34 T.S.O.L. Sir, he made all the kids call him sir.

1:14:35 Drew We're our friends, the boot camp guys.

1:14:37 T.S.O.L. Yeah, it was hot. I mean, they... Yeah, whatever.

1:14:40 Adam Oh my God.

1:14:41 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

1:14:42 Adam And the thing... Now, how do you have a court case where you try to, what, sue the son or...

1:14:48 T.S.O.L. No, no, no. He had a heart attack at work. And so they were like trying to get like, my mom was getting benefits from him dying at work.

1:14:55 Adam Right.

1:14:55 T.S.O.L. And they said, no, it wasn't his job. It was his kid. His kid killed him. It was kind of, it was a nightmare.

1:14:59 Adam Wow. How old were you?

1:15:01 T.S.O.L. 24.

1:15:02 Adam When they did that, was his kid who killed him?

1:15:04 T.S.O.L. Yeah. Yeah. And just drinking a lot. I mean, by that time I was done. I was drinking constantly. Everyone in my family is on some sort of medication. Five kids and everybody's taking something.

1:15:13 Adam I just think that's a bizarre case. I understand they didn't want to pay out and everything, but to say the guy gave him such a pain in the ass that it gave him a heart attack.

1:15:23 Drew Yeah.

1:15:24 T.S.O.L. But you didn't grow up in my house.

1:15:25 Drew No.

1:15:25 T.S.O.L. I mean, my dad had come home and I...

1:15:26 Drew It turns out he was anything.

1:15:28 T.S.O.L. Right.

1:15:28 Drew Anything.

1:15:29 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

1:15:30 Adam I'm sure it was just a rock tumbler in there with booze mixed in.

1:15:34 T.S.O.L. Right. They'd come home and I'd have the furniture out on the front lawn and stuff. Just the cops were looking for me constantly. I married a 14-year-old. I mean, I was done. I mean, it was pretty...

1:15:43 Adam How old were you when you married a 14-year-old?

1:15:45 T.S.O.L. 25. It was... Yeah.

1:15:48 Adam That's great.

1:15:48 T.S.O.L. Yeah. I'm saying... When we were coming in here, I was saying, look, I need the help. I should just make the call. I didn't sit at...

1:15:55 Adam Right.

1:15:56 T.S.O.L. I've been listening well all night long.

1:15:58 Adam Walk into Likus' office and pick up the phone. Well, so now, do you think that... We'd like to think, at least, that most of this was brought on by the booze in the chaos. Not yours, but your dad's. I mean, this horrible, chaotic environment, this abusive environment you grow up in. I mean, is it nature or is it nurture? I mean, what do you think? It's both.

1:16:20 T.S.O.L. Yeah, but when I took the booze out, it didn't stop. You know, I totally understand that lady whacking her kid. I mean, I'm not saying... I've never laid a hand on my daughter. I mean, I came from an abusive family. My daughter is 13 and she's never had a hand laid on her because I got help. You know, I went to tons of therapy. I quit drinking. I, you know... Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, but you took the booze out of me and I got worse. I was worse. Yeah. Like they say a lot of times, like real alcoholics, like once they take the booze out, those people get worse. It's not okay. I mean, I drank to feel better.

1:16:50 Adam Right.

1:16:51 Drew But his alcoholism then kicked in.

1:16:54 T.S.O.L. Right.

1:16:54 Drew He was using the drug to escape some feelings and then the switch got thrown and now he had the disease.

1:16:59 T.S.O.L. It was over.

1:17:00 Adam I'll tell you, in one piece, you're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and your demeanor seems great. And it's a great testament to what you can do and how many rebirths you can have along a life.

1:17:16 Drew Treatment works.

1:17:17 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

1:17:18 Drew Treatment works.

1:17:18 Adam That's great.

1:17:19 T.S.O.L. 12-step stuff, yeah.

1:17:20 T.S.O.L. It works. I'm still in there every day.

1:17:22 Drew Great.

1:17:23 Adam Evan?

1:17:24 Yep.

1:17:25 Adam You're 27.

1:17:26 Caller I am.

1:17:26 Adam And the music still sounds good, which is the real testament. Go ahead, Evan.

1:17:31 Caller Hey, this is a question for TSOL. First, you guys just been, you know, always been really awesome.

1:17:37 T.S.O.L. Thank you.

1:17:38 Caller Real motivating. At the Warped Tour last year in Salt Lake City, I went out, I had two questions. One was that you had thrown your sleeping bag out and the crowd chucking a little kid into the air.

1:17:51 T.S.O.L. Allegedly a little kid.

1:17:52 Caller Was that really your sleeping bag? Did you like no longer have a sleeping bag anymore because of that?

1:17:57 T.S.O.L. No. Actually, it was the guy who worked for me sleeping bag. They wouldn't like let us have people dive off stage.

1:18:05 Caller Right.

1:18:05 T.S.O.L. So then we got a sleeping bag and threw it out in the pit. And they made one of those little Eskimo blankets.

1:18:10 Caller Right.

1:18:10 T.S.O.L. So we're just like sky and kids like 20, 30 feet up.

1:18:13 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

1:18:14 T.S.O.L. Yeah, it was hot. There's some great pictures of it.

1:18:16 T.S.O.L. Yeah, it was good.

1:18:16 Adam Really? That high?

1:18:18 T.S.O.L. No high.

1:18:18 Adam He was out in the sleeping bag.

1:18:19 T.S.O.L. Yeah, ask him like good 20 feet.

1:18:21 Caller These little these kids were like, you know, 14, 15, and they're just going berserk at CLL. And so they would go, I swear, 25, 30 feet up in the air.

1:18:31 Adam Wow.

1:18:31 Caller Crashed down in the crowd. They throw them back into the middle.

1:18:33 Adam Well, as you've learned for me earlier in the show, it's hotter up at that altitude.

1:18:39 T.S.O.L. They came back dirtier and hotter.

1:18:41 Adam Dirty, hot, dusty.

1:18:43 T.S.O.L. Yeah, that's one thing about being older. We got like good insurance now.

1:18:47 Adam Yeah.

1:18:47 T.S.O.L. So it's nice.

1:18:48 Adam I'm forward to hurt some 14 year olds.

1:18:51 T.S.O.L. At least we're not sleeping with them.

1:18:52 Caller All right.

1:18:53 Adam So that was a good show, Evan.

1:18:55 Caller It was amazing. It was really cool to see because and that's the second question I had was that you guys have this control almost over the crowd where you're like you know, you brought the one really drunk, ignorant guy and you put him in and time out. And you've got like, you know, you have this control in the pit going. But yet, you know, you're over there talking to cops at the same time from the stage. And I was wondering, did you guys develop that as you had like really rough shows or is that just something you like to do is mess with everybody?

1:19:26 T.S.O.L. It's just fun.

1:19:27 Caller Yeah.

1:19:28 T.S.O.L. We play this game called ride them till they break. And then we pick one guy and we psychologically torture them until they break down and we move to the next guy. But that bit about the cops was really funny. These cops were like watching us because every show we play, the cops just come out and force to see what we're doing. Right. Right. So I look and there's two cops on the side of the stage and I was teasing them because one was like wearing like little short shorts and I said, hey, look, you know, the cops in Frisco wear stuff like that. If you want to pat me down after the show, it's all right. You know, it's like I'm busting his balls. And I go, but you know, the funny thing about cops is they're like little amoebas. I go, you look over, there's going to be four and then eight and 16, 32, 64, 128, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so we started playing a song and it was like they were like perfect. All of a sudden we stopped the next song and looked and there's four. I go, look, there's four and next time eight and eight. Now, they were a little pissed afterwards. They were kind of hunting us down.

1:20:14 Adam But yeah, they don't, they don't take to ridicule that much. And you know, they're, they're used to just kicking a little ass if they get ridiculed.

1:20:22 T.S.O.L. It's tough getting it from Jack likes to point out things like, look, there's 6,000 of us and 10 of them. So we could really do what we want.

1:20:31 T.S.O.L. Yeah, it's always nice.

1:20:32 Adam Hey, Evan.

1:20:33 Drew That's why they become a me boy right at that moment.

1:20:35 T.S.O.L. That's right.

1:20:36 Adam I was looking down my schedule trying to find TSOL when they're coming out to Utah again, and I can't find it on here.

1:20:45 Drew So they've been expelled from that state. What about your 14 year old wife?

1:20:48 Adam Denver, by the way.

1:20:49 T.S.O.L. Yeah, it's a man. I, you know, whatever.

1:20:51 Drew Is she the daughter is from that wife?

1:20:53 T.S.O.L. No, no, she's from a non-wife. And then I married another, my wife now. I have another daughter with. It's a mess. It's, it's all good now though.

1:21:03 Adam Well, you're good, right?

1:21:04 T.S.O.L. I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.

1:21:06 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Man, I, you know, I, I, you know, we've had a lot of people come through here and heard a lot of, a lot of stories, but this is a good one. I mean, this is right up there. You're right up there with Tom Arnold.

1:21:20 T.S.O.L. Yeah, it's bad.

1:21:22 T.S.O.L. You should see the band as a whole, collectively.

1:21:24 Adam Oh, yeah. Oh, no.

1:21:25 T.S.O.L. Death, Penitentiary.

1:21:27 Adam Yeah. Hands down, you guys get the answer from the other band.

1:21:30 T.S.O.L. Yeah, it's a bad VH1 story.

1:21:32 Adam I'll tell you, if they're listening, it wouldn't be a bad thing.

1:21:35 T.S.O.L. Yeah, the only thing missing is a success.

1:21:38 T.S.O.L. I can't believe that out.

1:21:40 Adam Trisha?

1:21:41 Hello.

1:21:42 Adam You're 19?

1:21:42 Caller Yeah.

1:21:43 Adam What's up?

1:21:44 Caller I've been getting this guy for about four and a half months. And in the beginning, everything was perfect. And now, I don't know, it's like, for the past three weeks, we haven't kissed or slept together once.

1:21:55 Adam This is his idea?

1:21:57 Caller Basically, yes.

1:21:58 Adam Uh-oh. He's pulling up.

1:21:59 Drew Yeah, he's checking out. You're fat.

1:22:02 Adam Drew, please, we don't know that.

1:22:05 Caller I'm not fat.

1:22:06 Adam No. You're not fat?

1:22:07 Caller No.

1:22:07 Drew No. Why is he checking out? Is there somebody else, maybe? Or what's going on?

1:22:11 Caller Well, we lived together, basically. We had an apartment together, and now he doesn't have enough money for rent, so he's living at home. So he lives two blocks away from me. We're friends with all the same people. No, he's not cheating on me. He just says that his sex drive has just gone down, and he just isn't in the mood ever.

1:22:29 Drew No, but.

1:22:30 Adam Well, Drew, you're a real passionate guy and you can't identify with that. But maybe he's depressed. He had to move back home.

1:22:37 Drew He could be depressed.

1:22:37 Caller Yeah. I gave him this ultimate V stuff, which is like herbal.

1:22:42 Drew Please, please.

1:22:43 Adam Right. Worked like a charm.

1:22:45 Caller No, it didn't.

1:22:46 Drew He may be depressed, Trisha. That would be the only sort of reasonable explanation for this other than he's checking out the relationship.

1:22:52 Adam Why did he move back home?

1:22:54 Caller Well, we shared the apartment with two of our friends, and we all have to pay equal rent.

1:22:59 Adam Right.

1:22:59 Caller He lost his job, so he can't pay rent.

1:23:02 Drew What was his job?

1:23:04 Caller He works at a car-importing place. He delivers Ferraris and portions to people.

1:23:09 Drew Why did he lose the job?

1:23:11 Caller It's his uncle's place, and his uncle caught him smoking marijuana.

1:23:14 Drew Ah, marijuana is another way to have your sex drive completely screwed up, too.

1:23:18 Adam Yeah, that's great.

1:23:19 Drew So, doing drugs, particularly pot, will take your sex drive down.

1:23:22 Adam That's all you need is your baked 19-year-old nephew dropping off a Kool-Tosh or something over to Sammy Hagar's place, trying to make a $270,000 car and just bake off his ass.

1:23:35 Caller Do you think I should talk to him about anything that might be bothering him?

1:23:38 Adam Yeah.

1:23:38 Drew Well, yeah. How about not smoking pot?

1:23:40 Caller Well, I don't. He does.

1:23:41 Drew Yeah. That's why his sex drive is f-ed up.

1:23:44 Adam Well, and he's depressed. It's not like guys don't get high and do a lot of effort.

1:23:48 Drew I understand, but depression, marijuana, it's all going in that direction. Right. And their depression is not going to get better if he doesn't stop the pot.

1:23:54 Adam Moving back home has to be a real bitter pill to swallow. I've never actually had to do that, but I've had some friends that had to do it. It really must suck. Because most of them told their parents to kiss their ass when they left. You know, part of the reason they left sort of early and before they got their ass together was they didn't leave on great terms. And then things didn't work out too good, and like they're back, and it's kind of payback time now with the folks. Like, you know.

1:24:20 T.S.O.L. You're a failure, and so on and so forth.

1:24:21 Adam Right, right. Tail between the legs. Yeah, so he's depressed, he's smoking weed, talk to him. TSOL is here, we're going to take ourselves a little break, and we'll be back after this.

1:24:50 Caller You have reached truth.

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1:25:07 Adam It's Loveline. I know this sounds like every cult song, but I still like the cult.

1:25:13 Caller I like this song.

1:25:18 Adam Jack and Mike are both here from TSOL. They got themselves a new CD out. It's called Disappear. It came out this week. On tour with the Offspring. Going to be at the Universal Amphitheater coming up here in the next July 14th and 15th, and then all through July with the Offspring and then out on their own. So find them and they're coming to a town near you. Amphitheater. That's cool.

1:25:47 T.S.O.L. Yeah, it'd be nice.

1:25:48 Adam Yeah. It's got a roof.

1:25:51 T.S.O.L. Well, what's good is you can get in the back, because once you get backstage to play there, you can get on the little thing. You can drive on the little tramway.

1:25:58 Adam Right.

1:25:58 T.S.O.L. Go to the Psycho House.

1:25:59 T.S.O.L. We used to be able to.

1:26:00 T.S.O.L. Well, as far as I know, you still can.

1:26:01 Drew You still drive in the park at the Psycho House, can't you?

1:26:04 T.S.O.L. Yeah.

1:26:04 Adam You can drive past the Psycho House, wind your way down and park in that parking lot behind the Amphitheater.

1:26:11 T.S.O.L. I actually had sex in the Psycho House.

1:26:13 Adam Really?

1:26:13 Drew Yeah.

1:26:14 T.S.O.L. I went to see Lither Bandros and then we snuck out in the back.

1:26:17 Adam What year did you go see Lither Bandros?

1:26:19 T.S.O.L. A long time ago. It was a long time ago. I've always liked them.

1:26:22 Adam You snuck out and walked up the hill?

1:26:24 T.S.O.L. I went back to the Psycho House and had a little three on one deal back in the...

1:26:29 Adam You and Lither and...

1:26:30 Caller Not Lither and Lither.

1:26:32 T.S.O.L. Rihanna? No. Me and two of my friends with a young participant.

1:26:36 Adam Wow.

1:26:37 T.S.O.L. Yeah. But inside the house because it's hollow. Yeah.

1:26:40 Adam It's not like there's full of interior walls or furniture.

1:26:43 T.S.O.L. I know that every time that tour is driving by, you know what I'm saying?

1:26:47 Caller Yeah.

1:26:49 T.S.O.L. It was nice. I mean, whatever.

1:26:51 Drew It was daytime?

1:26:51 T.S.O.L. Nighttime. No, but I still think that that went on in the house and they don't know that why they're driving by.

1:26:56 Adam Well, if they're listening, they might now.

1:26:58 T.S.O.L. That's right.

1:26:58 Adam I can all think that all you tourists are going to go see that. Yeah. It's amazing. I don't know. I guess you can't really lock the front door because you just walk around the back, right? Right.

1:27:09 T.S.O.L. It's wide open.

1:27:10 Adam It's just pure facade.

1:27:11 T.S.O.L. We just got in there and then started laughing. So, that's like, hey, let's do this.

1:27:16 Adam Hey. Spike? Yeah. Hey, you're 35. What's up?

1:27:20 Caller Hey, this is Spike Ray. Listen, I played with the TSOL with Joe and those guys, Mitch. And I still get calls from my mechanic looking for Mike Roach, of guys that are borrowing basses from... You guys want to know where their bass guitars are.

1:27:40 T.S.O.L. Which guitar?

1:27:41 Caller What the hell is with this, you guys?

1:27:42 T.S.O.L. Which guitar?

1:27:44 Caller I don't know all the basses.

1:27:45 T.S.O.L. Roach is like notorious for borrowing people's basses and pawning them.

1:27:48 T.S.O.L. Yeah, when I was all strung out.

1:27:50 Caller You're not going to get it back, you know.

1:27:52 Adam Yeah. That's it.

1:27:53 Caller And you guys, the lawyer is banging on the door.

1:27:56 T.S.O.L. Are you telling them to call my manager, Blaze James?

1:27:59 Caller They're like, who is this man?

1:28:01 Caller Man, it's Joe's band. It's Jack's band.

1:28:05 T.S.O.L. Who is this?

1:28:06 Caller Spike?

1:28:06 Caller This is Spike.

1:28:07 T.S.O.L. What's up, Spike?

1:28:08 Caller Yeah, well, you know, I do know what's with your drummer, Dino. Remember Dino?

1:28:15 T.S.O.L. Yeah, long time ago. Is Dino there for a minute? No.

1:28:18 Caller He had a kid with the scene of Tommy Lee's sister.

1:28:21 T.S.O.L. Yeah, I remember Dino. I know Dino. I see him all the time. He drives a limo.

1:28:24 Adam Spike, how are you doing?

1:28:26 Caller How am I doing?

1:28:26 Adam Yeah.

1:28:27 Caller I'm doing good. I'm okay.

1:28:28 Adam Really?

1:28:29 Caller I got a rock and roll band, man.

1:28:31 Adam You are. You're living in Chatsworth. That's not that good.

1:28:34 Caller We got horses up here, but not for long.

1:28:36 Caller Right.

1:28:38 Adam Those are the women, by the way.

1:28:39 Caller Are they still good boys now? Are they still stealing basses or what are they doing?

1:28:43 T.S.O.L. No, I don't steal anymore, but hey.

1:28:44 Adam I don't know. Drew, where's your bass?

1:28:47 Caller I'm seeing it tonight.

1:28:49 T.S.O.L. Wait a minute.

1:28:50 Adam All right, Spike, I'm going to hang up on you now, right? Okay. All right. But that's interesting. So you just borrow, I mean, bass players, people let you borrow their basses and you pun it.

1:29:01 T.S.O.L. And the first reunion we ever did in 92, we played 89. We played with the offspring, but we headlined and they were the opener. We paid them like 200 bucks. But the funny thing is, we made a lot of money for back then at the time. And I was so strung out that I collected all this money and money once again before the show and still showed up with no equipment.

1:29:22 T.S.O.L. And the line of people waiting to get their gear. Really?

1:29:25 T.S.O.L. Oh, that was heinous.

1:29:26 T.S.O.L. And I had just gotten clean.

1:29:28 Adam Right.

1:29:28 T.S.O.L. So it's like, I'm dealing with all these guys.

1:29:30 T.S.O.L. None of us were clean except him.

1:29:32 Adam Yeah. For those of you who can't identify with this, I mean, I'm not clean, so I can't.

1:29:37 Drew This has got to be a VH1 series. Seriously. This could be a season episode.

1:29:43 Adam I've shown up, like I do this show until 12 o'clock at night and then go to some gatherings, some parties once in a while. I'll have like a man show kickoff party or rap party. I'll show up at 12.30 after this. Everyone's loaded and I walk into the party totally sober. Now granted, I'm going to hurry up and get loaded so I can catch up, but you really notice how loaded other people are when you're not loaded.

1:30:09 T.S.O.L. It's a nightmare.

1:30:10 Adam It is, isn't it?

1:30:11 T.S.O.L. It's a nightmare.

1:30:11 T.S.O.L. Oh, and that's where we work. Every night, every town's a party.

1:30:14 Adam That's right.

1:30:14 T.S.O.L. They're a party.

1:30:15 T.S.O.L. Yeah, but this first thing, the first time we did a reunion and played with these guys, I wanted to kill myself. I mean, I was calling people on the phone saying I'm going to hang myself.

1:30:22 T.S.O.L. Oh, and I was horrible to him because I'd show up and he'd be like, Oh, what's up? You know, and just like dreading it and stuff. And he'd go, where's your gear? And I'd hold up a guitar pick.

1:30:30 T.S.O.L. Yeah, no stuff guy. And the first show we were playing at Celebrity Theater and it's packed, you know, sold out shows, like 4,000 people there. It's packed waiting for us to play and get on, walk right in. And some guys, one of our drummers smoking speed, you know, Roach is gone. He's strung out on dope. Our drummer smoking speed, guitar players hammered. It's like it was a mess. I walk in clean. I've been clean like nine months or something, right? Just freaking. And one of our drummer's little crony guys came up to me and said something. I just punched him in the face and walked out. Just knocked him out. I said, look, forget sound check. I'll be back for the show. Bye. Just laugh. Yeah.

1:31:03 Adam I'm telling you, yeah. Behind the music.

1:31:05 T.S.O.L. It's gotta be.

1:31:06 Adam Michelle?

1:31:07 Caller Hi.

1:31:08 Adam You're 30?

1:31:08 Caller Yes, I am.

1:31:09 Adam What's up?

1:31:10 Caller Okay. Here's the deal. I heard one of you was married to a 14 year old. And I'm seeing a 19 year old and I'm 30. So I was wondering kind of what Dr. Drew thought about that. And then I'd really like to hear how things sort of worked out with a 14 year old because...

1:31:26 Drew Well, first tell her how things worked out with a 14 year old.

1:31:28 T.S.O.L. It worked out bad. It was bad. I should have been put in jail. That's a criminal act. I agree with Dr. Drew.

1:31:34 Caller Okay.

1:31:34 Drew And so bad he can't even talk about it.

1:31:37 T.S.O.L. Right. It's awful. I still have nightmares.

1:31:39 Caller All right. Well...

1:31:40 Adam But this is different. This guy's 19.

1:31:42 Drew This is an adult male, though. And he's a Marine, did you say?

1:31:46 Caller Yes.

1:31:47 Adam And what's up with you? Are you divorced?

1:31:50 Caller Well, no. I do have a son. He's 11. And the thing is this, too. I think I can kind of relate to the 19 and the younger 20-year-old set because I was really sick for a while. I shredded all my muscles, and I've been doing a lot of physical therapy last few years and just kind of getting back on my feet.

1:32:08 Drew What were you sick with?

1:32:10 Caller They said, like, you know, the whole chronic fatigue thing or muscular fibrosis.

1:32:15 Drew But I was ready to pull out some money and gamble.

1:32:18 Adam That's depression. Yeah. What happened to you? Something happened to you when you were younger?

1:32:24 Caller Well, I had a really long relationship with my son's daddy.

1:32:27 Adam No, no, no. I'm talking about your daddy.

1:32:30 Caller No, no, nothing.

1:32:31 Adam Never abused?

1:32:33 Caller No, no. My daddy worked and he did his 45 years at his job and that was that. So, no, nothing with my dad. I mean, I didn't get along with him very well. There we go.

1:32:45 Adam Well, what?

1:32:46 Caller No, no, but I mean, we didn't have it out or anything like that. He's very conservative.

1:32:49 Adam When did you lose your virginity?

1:32:51 Caller I was about 16.

1:32:53 Adam All right. So, never raped, never abused?

1:32:57 Caller No, no, but I did just have this one relationship with my son's father.

1:33:02 Drew All right. How old were you when that started?

1:33:04 Caller Seventeen. And I met him when I was 16.

1:33:06 Drew How old was he?

1:33:07 Caller He's 32. He's also 30.

1:33:09 Drew Now.

1:33:09 Adam Right. OK.

1:33:10 Caller So that's like the only person.

1:33:12 Adam All right. So what's the question?

1:33:13 Caller Well, I'm just kind of wondering, is there something wrong with it? And his mom's not too keen on it. And I sort of get both of the extremes. You know, you're 30, he's 19.

1:33:22 Adam That's a little nutty. But, you know, if you guys are really into each other, what the hell?

1:33:26 Caller Do you think there's anything wrong with me not being able to hang with like my own? Yeah. Yeah.

1:33:31 Adam There's a little something there. What the hell? If it works, it works, you know?

1:33:35 Caller Really? Oh my gosh. That's very cool.

1:33:38 Adam Yeah. We give you the Loveline sort of mild seal of approval.

1:33:42 Drew That is like this.

1:33:44 Adam Yeah. It's not thumbs up, it's not thumbs down. It's kind of that hang loose.

1:33:49 Drew Come see, come saw.

1:33:51 Adam Right.

1:33:51 Caller What about the fact that he's a virgin?

1:33:54 Drew Well, we like that.

1:33:55 Caller Does that change anything?

1:33:56 Drew Yeah, that makes it better.

1:33:56 Adam He's still a virgin, huh?

1:33:58 Caller Yes.

1:33:58 Adam So, you guys have never consummated the relationship?

1:34:01 Caller No, not yet.

1:34:02 Drew But I get a sense that you're getting set up for sort of a fall on this one.

1:34:06 Adam She is?

1:34:07 Drew Yeah.

1:34:07 Adam Why?

1:34:08 Drew Just because the guy is a Marine, he's young.

1:34:10 T.S.O.L. No sexual experience at all.

1:34:11 Drew Yeah, he's going to be out there with his Marine buddies and she's going to be expecting virgin 19-year-olds to behave himself. No way.

1:34:18 Adam Why aren't you...

1:34:18 Caller He's actually a pretty good guy.

1:34:20 Caller See, see.

1:34:21 Caller I've known him for a couple of years already.

1:34:23 Drew See what I'm saying.

1:34:23 Caller We just started hitting it off and we're both...

1:34:29 Adam All right. I'm curious why you guys haven't slept together yet.

1:34:33 Caller Well, he was a lot younger and I didn't kind of see him that way.

1:34:37 Drew Yeah, but it's not that you were worried about. It's him.

1:34:40 Adam Yeah. All right.

1:34:41 Caller Oh, okay. All right.

1:34:42 Drew All right.

1:34:42 Adam Listen, don't screw up your daughter, all right?

1:34:45 Caller My son.

1:34:45 Adam Your son either. Well, don't turn him into your daughter by screwing him up, all right?

1:34:50 Drew All right.

1:34:50 Adam Yeah. Listen, everyone, focus on your kids and then your relationships later and we'll be back.

1:35:02 Caller Love Line on 947NRK is brought to you by Car Toys. Love Line on KNRK, Kermis, Portland. Love Line, NRK.

1:35:26 Adam Well, that is it. Another fabulous episode of Loveline In The Ground. I want to thank Damian for doing a great job on phones all week. Tara, don't call me Tara, for doing a great job on the phones. Lauren for doing a great job. These are great guys. They play great music, and they're friends of the show, and you should support that, and we do appreciate that.

1:35:48 T.S.O.L. Thank you for having us.

1:35:49 Adam They're going to be everywhere with the Offspring and on their own, and please go out and see them, if you want to see a good show, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Hey man, wanted to stay in the country, married the left nut. Now they're, but you guys are still together in the sack, right? We live in harmony.

1:36:06 Caller This has been Loveline.

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