Episode 1000754887019

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4, 4455, Dr. Drew, board number 75, decision day, man.

1:24 Drew I feel so sorry for guests on this show.

1:25 Adam Yeah, why?

1:26 Drew We're in a full, some sort of bizarre conversation. Oh yeah, put your headphones on, let's go.

1:31 Here we are. Hey everybody.

1:32 Drew Forgot to grab you on this radio show.

1:33 Adam For the first time in five and a half years, I heard Drew actually lean forward at two seconds to ten and say, put your headphones on, we got to do a radio show. I've never heard you say we have to do a radio show.

1:44 Drew I actually thought you were gonna miss it this time.

1:47 Adam You're usually first to talk on the CB or the Squawk Box or the Bullhorn. I've never heard you say we have to do a radio show, Drew.

1:54 Drew Well, now you've heard it. Who are our guests tonight?

1:56 Adam Well, from Temptation Island, Shannon and Andy are both here. Shannon and this Temptation Island, as you know, was, I'd say, the biggest surprise hit and then just hit of, do we call it last season or this season?

2:12 Drew This season.

2:13 Adam This season? Yeah, I mean, No, no. You know, America really got into this show and Shannon and Andy were a couple and they were the couple that looked like they were going south and at the end, when they were sitting by, they were sitting by the campfire, right?

2:31 Guest Bonfire, they call it.

2:32 Adam The bonfire. And it seemed like Shannon was going down the road that this is it, we're breaking up, I met somebody else, Sayonara, and at the end, she stopped and it was like out of a movie. It was actually the kind of stuff that happens in a movie that I never believe.

2:49 Drew Well, actually, I think these guys will tell you that it was kind of movie-ized the way they edited it and made a story flow in a direction that it wasn't going.

2:57 That's true, but at least for the bonfire, I mean, it was condensed, but it was a pretty true version of what happened during that, don't you think?

3:06 Guest Yeah, the bonfire was, definitely that was what was going on. The bonfire was pretty real. Fox and the production company did a good job of making what was a 40-minute conversation and narrowing it down to like a seven to eight-minute clip on TV.

3:21 Adam Right.

3:22 Guest And I think that they really got the nuts and the bolts of what happened between Shannon and I.

3:24 Yeah, and they took the most dramatic points of it.

3:27 Adam Man, by the way, it was edited. You really just, if you thought that Shannon was going off with, what's that, Pussy's name? Kick his ass if I ever see that Tom again.

3:38 Where is that guy?

3:39 Yeah.

3:41 Guest I had taken back out back once since we've been back. Yeah, right.

3:47 Adam And Andy, who was your girl? Did you ever?

3:50 Drew Oh, Alison, wasn't it?

3:52 Guest No, no, no, Alison was more quiet.

3:54 Adam Hold on, Alison's your girl.

3:56 Drew Alison was the one who was up here.

3:57 Adam Drew, you like Alison.

3:59 Drew I was saying she happened to be on the show.

4:01 Adam That's what's called projection, you giving your Alison to Andy.

4:05 Drew I see.

4:06 Guest But I appreciate it. You're very sharing with her. Yeah.

4:09 Adam He'll pass her around. Sure. She's a doctor and Drew really dug that. Yeah. So now, wait a minute, who was your gal?

4:19 Guest You know, I don't know if I had one staple gal. I had a mix of them.

4:23 Maybe for your dream date, you mean?

4:24 Guest My gal for my dream date was Elizabeth. Elizabeth was my dream date.

4:28 Adam Did you have any part in kicking Miss Georgia off the island? I have never gotten to the bottom of that. I'm very upset.

4:34 Guest Miss Georgia? You're disappointed about that?

4:36 Adam Yeah.

4:37 Guest So we've taken a lot of flack about kicking Lola off the island, but we haven't had too much resistance with Miss Georgia.

4:44 Adam I dug Miss Georgia and you guys tossed her off the island, and there was like, why did you kick Miss Georgia off the island? I was like, well, she was a little too needy, a little too eager to please. And I thought, oh yeah, there's a great strategy. That's great. Throw every needy, eager to please chick off your island who won Miss Georgia.

5:03 Guest I'll tell you, it was actually Billy that spearheaded that operation. I spearheaded Lola and Billy really wanted Miss Georgia off. He wanted her out of there.

5:12 Drew So if somebody got a wild hair, you'd bring the whole group with you?

5:17 Guest Yeah, absolutely. I mean, we definitely got behind each other. And if somebody was really adamant about getting one of the girls off the island, we said, all right.

5:24 Drew What would make someone that way?

5:27 Guest She, you know, she truly tried to muscle Billy into taking her out on a date. And, you know, that was not what it was about. And even to the point where there's, I mean, not blackmailing, but definitely there was some leverage that she was trying to pull. I said, get her out of here.

5:40 Adam Oh, I see. Maybe she knew something. She saw something.

5:44 Guest Well, I mean, they're both from Atlanta.

5:47 Actually, I think it was the fact that they knew each other from home.

5:50 Guest Yeah, they knew each other from home.

5:51 Adam Oh, he didn't want to bring home a parrot back to his home state.

5:56 Guest That's too close. Too close to home.

5:58 Adam Right. No, that's smart. Smart. When I travel, I'll always kill my partner. I mean, make it look like an accident. But before we actually come back from Singapore or Bangkok, I snuff them in the airport, dump their body in the men's room. So now, what's going on with More Survivor and what's going on with you guys? I mean, obviously, you wouldn't be on the new, I'm sorry, Survivor, the new Temptation Island. Obviously, that wouldn't be you, right? No. They go get some other fresh face.

6:25 Guest Yeah, they're in the process of casting Temptation Island.

6:29 Adam Where are they going?

6:30 Guest We don't know. We've heard rumors about the Seychelles, we've heard Greece, we've heard Fiji.

6:35 Drew Is that going to be for the summer or next winter?

6:38 Guest I think it's going to air next fall.

6:40 They're going to try for fall, and if they don't make that deadline, I think they're going to go for January.

6:45 Adam And did you guys, I don't know why, you know, I was about to say be truthful, but no one really is.

6:51 No, we'll cut you straight.

6:53 Adam Did you guys try to work out a little bit of a strategy before you did this?

6:57 Drew The two of you.

6:58 Guest Oh, God yes. I mean, we definitely had some game plan parameters.

7:01 Adam I'm sure everybody did.

7:03 Guest No, not really. We were the only ones. I think Shannon and I were the only ones with actual physical parameters that you had to stay within.

7:09 Adam Like you couldn't go past second base or something like that?

7:13 Guest Actually, we kept it much simpler than that. I actually told Shannon that she was going to make up the rules of engagement. So I let her take that by the hand.

7:22 Adam What were your rules?

7:23 Well, my idea was if we were going to go down and do this, we were going to embrace the experience. That meant that if you wanted to kiss someone, you could. Then I thought, well, I don't want to get in trouble or have Andy get in trouble if our hands wandered a little bit. But I thought that a good line would be the waist. So my rule was nothing below the waist.

7:46 Adam All right. And if they're standing on their hands, is that still?

7:48 Well, that's a little more complicated.

7:50 Adam I see. I'll probably work around that one. Get up on your hands, bitch. Don't ask questions.

7:56 I'll hold your feet.

7:57 Guest Right.

7:58 Adam So nothing below the waist.

8:00 That was the idea of going in, yeah.

8:02 Adam Right. And I was going to say, well, you got boobs, so that's no fair to Andy, but the other girl has boobs too. So it evens out.

8:12 Guest Right. It's fairly. I mean, it's pretty fair. I felt pretty good about it.

8:16 It took us a few days to come up with.

8:18 Adam No, that's good. And you guys held to that.

8:21 Guest Yeah, we did. Oh, yeah.

8:22 Adam Okay.

8:23 Yeah.

8:25 Adam I could, Drew, you could swing that way, right? You could see that, couldn't you? Yeah.

8:31 Drew For a trip to, where was it? Belize. Belize, okay.

8:34 Adam Yeah. Me and you, nothing above that, nothing below the waist.

8:39 Drew It's so commonplace for you and me, though.

8:40 Adam No, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, the bad thing about cheating is when somebody else got to have fun and you didn't. That's one really bad thing and the number two bad thing.

8:53 Drew That's the guy's version of bad and cheating.

8:55 Adam Yeah.

8:56 Drew The guy can't catch up.

8:58 Adam Getting screwed.

8:59 Drew Women catch up that night.

9:01 Guest Shannon was really concerned about me one-upping her down there and she made sure I didn't.

9:07 Adam Well, how did she enforce that?

9:09 Drew She made sure she was ahead all the time.

9:10 Adam Oh, I see.

9:11 Drew You'll forgive the expression.

9:12 Right.

9:14 Adam You spotted her touchdown and now you're playing catch up. I see. Very good, very shrewd. Yeah. All right. Waste up. You get a nice vacation. Nothing wrong with rubbing noses.

9:26 Drew These guys like islands and they vacation a lot together. It makes sense.

9:30 Adam Now, did they ask you not to go in with any kind of preconceived notions or deals or anything like that? Did they give you any coaching?

9:39 Drew Whatever. Don't talk about it when you get back.

9:42 No, actually, they didn't give us any coaching like that at all. They were very open minded.

9:48 Drew It seems like Fox did not know what they had on their hands here. You know what I mean? What they were dealing with?

9:52 Guest Well, I think you're right. I think some of it was ad-libs for the moment. But they were very, very vague as to what we should expect just to keep us, I think, very open minded about the whole experience.

10:01 Adam Right.

10:02 Drew Remember we had Mark Wahlberg up here and he said the same thing. We've known Mark for a long time.

10:08 Adam Yeah.

10:08 Guest Mr. Rourke?

10:09 Adam Yeah, that's right.

10:11 Drew Mark L. Wahlberg.

10:12 Right.

10:13 Adam Mark L. Wahlberg came in here and he seems surprised by the success and didn't seem to know what was going on either.

10:20 All right.

10:21 Adam Christina?

10:22 Yes.

10:23 Adam You're 16. What's up?

10:25 Caller Well, my mom was completely against gays and lesbians. Four to five months ago, I found out that I was a lesbian.

10:33 Drew Interesting how that works.

10:34 Adam Yeah.

10:35 Drew Now you got to tell her. Yeah.

10:37 Caller I don't know how to because I'm a lesbian.

10:38 Drew Oh, yeah. You got to tell her.

10:39 Adam You have to tell her.

10:41 Drew Yeah.

10:41 Adam You got to tell her in the next 24 hours. Otherwise, someone's going to catch you on fire. Why don't you just hang on to this little piece of information till you get out of the house or she doesn't kick you out?

10:54 Drew Right. Wouldn't that be the sensible thing?

10:58 Caller It would be, but I really don't like keeping things from my mom.

11:00 Drew Oh, we've got to tell her.

11:01 Adam Of course. You love her so much?

11:04 Caller I love her a lot.

11:05 Adam You really do?

11:06 Caller Yeah.

11:07 Adam Why?

11:07 Drew I think how this is going to hurt her.

11:09 Adam She's a bad person. She don't like the gays or the lesbos.

11:12 Caller I know. It's like she's just against it and then I found out I was one and I don't know how to tell her.

11:19 Drew Well, you don't have to tell her. You know she's going to react badly. You know she's not a good person as it pertains to these things. Why do you want to get back at her so badly?

11:29 Caller I don't. I just want to let her know what's going on in my life.

11:31 Adam All right. Well, wait a minute. Let's do a little investigation here. Okay. Where's your dad?

11:36 Caller He died when I was three.

11:38 Adam Is your mother a religious person? Yeah. Did she ever remarry?

11:44 Caller Yes, she did.

11:45 Adam How's stepdad?

11:47 Caller He actually died last year.

11:48 Guest Wow.

11:49 She's the black widow.

11:50 Guest Yeah.

11:52 Adam What happened to him?

11:54 Caller He had cancer.

11:55 Guest Oh boy.

11:56 Adam What happened to dad?

11:58 Caller He had a drug overdose.

12:00 Adam Interesting. Your mom, how's your relationship been with her?

12:07 Caller We usually talk about anything. But I really have kind of moved away from her.

12:12 Adam Why is that?

12:13 Caller Just because she's always cutting down the kind of people I hang out with.

12:17 Drew I still can't help but imagine or at least conclude that your mom is very aggressive with you and maybe sort of swatted you a few times.

12:26 Adam Why?

12:26 Drew Why do you think that? Because of this need to get back at her.

12:30 Well, I just really want to...

12:33 Drew Forget, stop, stop that. Hasn't she been very aggressive with you in the past?

12:37 Caller Yeah, like she always is asking me questions like questions like what's going on.

12:44 Drew No, I don't mean intrusive. I mean aggressive. Does she ever hit you?

12:47 Guest Child Protective Services.

12:48 Drew Never hit you?

12:49 No.

12:49 Drew Never picked something up and swatted you or anything?

12:51 No.

12:53 Adam I'm not getting that like wholesale abuse. I'm getting that she was just kind of domineering.

12:58 Drew Well, that's what I mean by aggressive.

12:59 Adam No, you're working abuse, please.

13:02 Drew Physical abuse.

13:03 Adam Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Christina? Yeah. Does she, but do you like her? I mean, do you know what I mean? Is she your friend? Do you respect her?

13:16 Caller I respect her. We used to be like best friends and now-

13:20 Drew I don't know. As it pertains to these things, my advice still remains the same, is that you wait till you've got a very supportive network of friends who are also gay and have also been through this, who can support you if this goes badly.

13:31 Adam Yeah.

13:31 Drew As it is now, you're completely dependent on the whims of your mom's sort of craziness.

13:35 Adam Oh, listen, your mom's going to get a priest over there for an exorcism.

13:39 Drew Yeah, it's going to be awful. Why put yourself through it?

13:41 Adam It's going to be bad times.

13:42 Drew You only have to wait another year and a half and then you're out of there, then go back home.

13:46 Adam And Christina, we don't believe you that you don't have an axe to grind, because I have a handful of gay friends. I like to limit it to five, not lower, not higher. Once in a while, I'll lose a gay friend. I have to recruit another. Sometimes I get six. I'll run with six for a while, but eventually someone's getting cut. Five gay friends. That's what I care.

14:07 Guest Very bold.

14:08 Adam Yeah, it's four gays in a spare, basically. It's much like the car. And the ones that love the hell out of their parents, respect them, think they're great.

14:18 Drew Leave this alone.

14:19 Adam These guys are in their 50s and haven't told the folks they're gay yet. I mean, they're like, yeah, but they're like...

14:23 Drew I don't think they like their parents either. Well, they don't.

14:26 Adam No, that's what turned them gay. You're right. But they love and respect their parents so much and they don't want to hurt them. They don't want them to find out things. That's the way they approach it. You show me someone who's 16 and has to tell their folks something about their sexuality, gay, straight or bi. And I'm going to show you someone who's looking at...

14:46 Drew They got an agenda.

14:47 Adam Right.

14:48 Drew You want to stand up at Thanksgiving dinner and tell them what you were doing with your heterosexual partner.

14:52 Adam You got an agenda.

14:53 Drew There's a reason for that.

14:54 Adam Right. Oh, I wish I had something. I was mad at my parents. I just had nothing to say. I'd like to storm in the room every six months. I jacked off.

15:01 Yeah.

15:02 Adam Yeah. What do you think of that?

15:04 Wait a minute.

15:05 Adam Yeah.

15:05 Yeah.

15:07 Adam My hand. I got carpal tunnel. What do you think of that? And we're going back to finish. Yeah. That's what I do. Set that straight. Mara.

15:16 Mara.

15:17 Adam Mara.

15:17 Caller Hi, Adam.

15:18 Adam Hey, you're 20. What's up there?

15:20 Caller I have a question basically for Dr. Drew. I had unprotected sex with my boyfriend and we went to a pharmacy and talked to a physician about inquiring about the morning after pill. And basically she did ask if I had any questions. I was kind of curious of how exactly it worked. She did tell me that basically what it does is it's hormones that prevent from ovulation. And what I asked her is what if I am towards the end of my menstrual cycle and I'm already ovulated. Unfortunately she was unable to answer my question.

15:50 Drew The probability is you're going to get pregnant. There is a small and really theoretic possibility that it would interfere with implantation. But I am firmly of the opinion that that risk is no greater than your birth control pill taken the way it's usually taken, ending every day. Or then from a couple of medications, Vioxx and Celebrex. And no one seems to be paying attention to those medicines that do the same thing. Yet this drug, because you take it after sex, suddenly it's a big issue. And I recently, I just called Merck yesterday, who wakes Vioxx, to see what their opinion was. And they were coy, very quiet. They don't want to talk about it.

16:29 Adam What do you mean you called them? You didn't call them.

16:31 Drew I called Merck.

16:32 Adam You had somebody call them.

16:33 Drew I had a drug rep put me in touch, and I spoke to the Merck people. Once I got up the food chain, one of the questions was, you're not going to broadcast this, are you? No. Which I found fascinating, because they've got something to hide there.

16:48 Adam Yeah. What are they hiding?

16:50 Drew That Vioxx interferes with implantation.

16:52 Adam All right. I was just thinking, my mind is drifting, but I was thinking of Shannon on Temptation Island. Could Andy have worked something into her food where she had her period the entire time she was on the island? Because that would have been the strategy right there.

17:08 Probably wouldn't have interfered considering our rules of engagement. Yeah.

17:10 Drew But I think the thing to-

17:11 Adam Well, that's a good point, but it made you crabby and bloated. I don't feel attracted.

17:16 Guest It's a good safety mechanism though.

17:18 Drew Pre-menstrual, pre-menstrual, chronic pre-menstrual.

17:20 Adam Pre-menstrual. Yeah. I'm saying as a doctor, Drew, could you have crushed up a little something into Shannon? Set her to eat dinner and keep her a little off balance while she was on the island.

17:31 Drew Progesterone, make her kind of irritable.

17:32 Adam A little I've newt perhaps.

17:35 Drew Unstable endometrium will-

17:36 Yeah.

17:37 Drew It's like a bleeding.

17:38 Yeah.

17:39 Adam That'd be great.

17:40 Guest All right.

17:41 Adam That's a plan.

17:42 Drew Good time.

17:42 Guest Billy?

17:43 Drew Yes.

17:44 Adam You're 18. What's up?

17:46 Caller I don't know.

17:47 Guest When I was jerking off, I-

17:49 Drew It's done come, didn't we decide that?

17:50 Adam Yes.

17:51 Drew It's done come.

17:51 Adam It's not come. It's done come.

17:53 Guest Done comes?

17:54 Adam Yeah.

17:55 Guest There's blood in it. It kind of freaked me out a little bit.

17:58 Drew Yeah. Are you doing a lot of this?

18:00 Guest No.

18:02 Drew No. Were you by yourself? You're masturbating?

18:05 Guest Yeah.

18:05 Drew How often do you masturbate?

18:07 Guest Maybe twice a week or something.

18:08 Drew Twice a week.

18:08 Guest All right.

18:09 Drew Okay. Well, it's not an uncommon thing. It's usually not serious.

18:13 Caller It burned after I peed.

18:15 Drew Well, the blood is irritating, but it's usually not serious, but it is important you have it checked into just to make sure. It's more common than you might think.

18:24 Guest What could it possibly be?

18:25 Drew It could possibly be a tumor. It could possibly be a lot of things, but it's unlikely to be anything serious. Usually it's just a blood vessel that breaks.

18:35 Adam It's not normally a sexually transmitted disease.

18:37 Drew No.

18:38 Adam Why not? It seemed like a good one.

18:41 Drew It would be.

18:42 Adam You know?

18:42 Drew Hematospermia.

18:44 Adam Yeah. Blood in the semen. I mean, it just sounds like the way a good sexually transmitted disease would represent itself.

18:51 Drew If one really got going, you could get some of that stuff. But it doesn't go that direction because into the test.

18:57 Adam You mean if you're vigorous? Oh, you mean if you really got going with a disease?

19:02 Drew Yeah.

19:03 Adam I see. Never had that blood in the semen. That's good, right?

19:07 Drew A lot of things you never had, supposedly.

19:08 Adam Yeah. I'm going to get them soon. Beverly, I'm looking forward to that. Maybe this Christmas. I'll get my fingers crossed. Beverly, you're 17.

19:17 Caller Yeah.

19:17 Yeah.

19:19 Caller I have a question. My boyfriend and I have been sleeping together for almost over a year actually. For the past couple of months, he hasn't been able to keep it up during sex.

19:30 Adam Well, if you're more attractive, I mean, he probably.

19:33 Caller I am though.

19:34 Drew What are you laughing about? Beverly, you're laughing.

19:36 Adam Yeah. So is Shannon, by the way, and she's looking right at Andy. So I don't know. That may not be a great thing.

19:42 Guest Very suspicious.

19:45 Adam A little waist down problem perhaps.

19:47 Drew Scott, I'm assuming Beverly, how old is your boyfriend?

19:51 Caller 17.

19:51 Drew Is he on any medication?

19:52 Caller No.

19:53 Drew Does he have any medical problems?

19:55 Caller He just has problems with his back, but he doesn't take anything for that.

19:59 Drew You sure?

20:00 Caller Yeah.

20:01 Drew Because the pain pills would cause this problem.

20:04 Caller He hasn't, they didn't prescribe, just prescribe, and I can't even say it, any pain pills.

20:10 Adam This is a new problem? Did you say it worked out for a while?

20:14 Caller Yeah, it has been, except for like the past couple of months.

20:18 Adam So it was happy humping for a number of months before this.

20:23 Caller Yeah.

20:23 Drew And then pow.

20:24 Caller Yeah.

20:24 Adam And then he would lose it halfway into it.

20:27 Caller Yeah.

20:27 Drew How's the relationship going?

20:29 Caller Great.

20:31 Drew What does he say the problem is?

20:33 Caller He doesn't know. He can't figure out what it is.

20:36 Drew Is he around? Can we talk to him?

20:38 Caller No. He's at home.

20:40 Adam Hanging from a belt in his closet door.

20:42 Drew We might get him on the phone.

20:44 Adam Can we get him on the phone, Beverly?

20:47 Caller I don't know if he'll answer his phone. But you can.

20:50 Drew Because talking to you about it is not... Well, the only thing you can do is not react negatively to it. Be very supportive and help dissuade someone if his anxiety is about it. But that's about it.

21:00 Adam What do you bet she's laughing now? She's laughing talking to us. Does it die out while it's in you?

21:08 Drew Yeah.

21:09 Adam Oh, that's bad. That's bad. You think he's gay? No.

21:16 Drew Is he doing alcohol or drugs or anything?

21:19 He did.

21:20 Drew But nothing at the time when this happened?

21:21 No.

21:23 Adam I mean losing it when you're in somebody is much different than putting a condom on and losing it. Isn't it? It's different, but it's pretty common. We don't hear too much of these sort of mid-hump penis loss.

21:38 Drew Yeah, that's sort of an old man's thing. Right.

21:41 Adam That's when you really lost your will to live, but it's 17.

21:44 Guest Yeah.

21:45 Adam Is he wearing a condom?

21:47 Drew Yeah. It might have something to do with it. Oh, there's a new, in Netherlands, a new cream. You've asked about this, like a xylocaine cream for the penis.

21:59 Adam That numbs the vagina?

22:00 Drew Numbs the penis.

22:01 Adam Oh, I don't have to spend a fortune on coke anymore? They finally tested this. I was going through an eight ball a week.

22:08 Drew You put this lidocaine jelly on and then put a condom on to help it absorb through the skin, and then you take the condom off and wipe it off, and it improves early ejaculation, premature ejaculation.

22:18 Adam Oh, because it numbs your penis.

22:19 Drew Right.

22:20 Adam Oh.

22:21 Drew You mentioned this once before. This one caught my eye.

22:23 Adam Yeah.

22:24 Drew As to why it couldn't be that, and I didn't have an answer for you.

22:26 Adam Yeah, why you couldn't just rub a little of this topical anesthetic type stuff on your penis, numb it up a little, dull down the sensation, and then you could last another 10 or 15 minutes. Interesting. I like that. Drew, you put a little of that on your ass, and that's the way I'll apply it to my peepee. Yeah? No.

22:47 Drew What, what, this, this, this, uh, this sort of direction you've gone last couple weeks.

22:52 Adam I've gone gay, huh?

22:54 Drew You desire to go, it's, uh, uh, Man Show started filming two weeks ago.

22:57 Adam I'm compensating. There's just too much, there's, there's way too much testosterone.

23:02 Drew You come around all the way to the other side.

23:03 Adam Full circle. Right near your ass. Okay. When we, uh, I don't know, do you want to talk to Beverly's boyfriend? Can we try that?

23:11 Drew Yeah, they'll try that. Try to get Beverly's boyfriend, okay? Ann? Okay. Let's talk to Scott when we get back.

23:17 Adam What do you think the chances of us talking to Scott are?

23:18 Drew We're not going to talk to him.

23:19 Adam That's right.

23:20 Drew But we are going to talk to Scott. Read that, read that.

23:22 Adam Oh, okay. Scott, who is 24 EMT, who called last night about the granddaughter, has an update. Oh, he called, he was an EMT, Emergency Medical Technician or Electromagnetic Tubing, which is another EMT there. Nice. He wanted to date the granddaughter of one of his patients, a woman that he was working with, and he's back with a update. All right. Shannon and Andy are both here from Temptation Island. We'll take a little break. We'll get back to Scott and update after this.

23:54 Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

23:58 Adam We'll be right back. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That'd be Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Shannon and Andy are both here from Temptation Island, one of the last couples standing. And Nick's tomorrow, right? Boss Tone's in here? Yeah.

24:46 Guest Looking at the right place?

24:47 Adam Good. Love them Boss Tones. Love Dicky especially, and I look forward to seeing the guys tomorrow night. We will... I guess that's Dicky. We'll hop back on the phones and speak to Scott who called in last night. Scott?

25:02 Hey, what's going on, guys?

25:04 Drew So what happened?

25:04 Caller You guys are great.

25:05 Guest Let me tell you.

25:07 Caller You won't believe what happened to me today. It felt like I was doing one of those stupid soap opera type things. You?

25:12 Adam Yeah. Now, Scott, by the way, was going to ask out, at least we, at least me and Bill Maher, said you should ask out this granddaughter of this patient. She's 21 or whatever, 19.

25:23 Drew Let's fill the whole story out. Bill Maher was up here last night.

25:25 Adam Yes.

25:26 Drew Scott called in and told us the story about a woman who you attended to as an EMT. She's the COPD, who's in and out of the hospital twice a week. And there's this granddaughter at the house who you sort of feel an affection for, right?

25:40 Caller Yeah, basically, you know, there's an attraction there.

25:43 You know, but I was kind of like, you know, scared about the moral issues, like, you know, am I going against my code of honor as a being?

25:49 Drew And so we talked about what your policies are there.

25:52 Caller Yeah, well, you know, screwed the policies.

25:54 Adam Ah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's right.

25:56 Drew And we talked about maybe terminating the relationship with the grandmother if you can.

26:00 Adam You scrape her up off the living room floor and drag her down to the hospital twice a week. What kind of relationship is that?

26:07 Drew So what did you do? What's the update?

26:09 Caller So the update is, I'm at the hospital today, you know, with another patient dropping out the patient. The granddaughter walks up to me, hands me a rose, and says, if I knew you felt that way, I would have asked you that a long time ago. She turned out she was listening to the show last night.

26:22 Drew Oh my god.

26:24 Adam Oh, that is so good. Why can't I use this show to get me laid?

26:30 Guest So we're going out on Friday. It was good. I was like, I couldn't believe it.

26:33 I thought I was in one of those stupid soap opera type things, like this one.

26:37 Drew Like a teen, a teen summer movie.

26:39 Adam Hands you a rose.

26:40 Caller Yeah, she was like, I guess she was waiting, right?

26:43 She figured I'd go there all the time.

26:45 Caller So she's sitting there, she was by her grandmother, I walked right past her.

26:47 Adam Oh, oh, she's taking a turn.

26:49 Caller Yeah, right. And I went outside to go stalk my aunt and went, and next thing she knows she's tapping me on the shoulder, I turn around and there she is.

26:55 Drew How is it you didn't haul grandma in this time?

26:57 Caller Well, she was in the hospital from like the last time I saw her.

27:00 Drew When did you last see her?

27:01 Caller Oh, jeez, I brought her in on, it was Monday morning, it was really Monday, six o'clock in the morning.

27:06 Drew And she's still in the emergency room on Tuesday?

27:09 Caller Oh yeah, we didn't tell you, the emergency rooms suck, but that's the size of the point.

27:12 Adam All right, listen, the point is, he's getting late. Life's for the living, Drew, is what we're trying to say. So, do you pick her up in the ambulance or do you have your own car?

27:21 Caller I have my own car.

27:22 Adam I see, I see.

27:23 Caller Of course.

27:24 Adam I'm just kidding you idiot. And where are you taking her on this first date?

27:28 Caller I don't know yet, I gotta like, you know, figure this out, this is still kind of a shock to me. This only happened a few hours ago, man, I'm like, you know, I'm still in like awe.

27:36 Adam I see we can map out a little strategy for Scott not to screw things up because right now, he's really in a catbird seat, you know, he's holding all the cards here. And the only way he can screw this up, Shannon backed me up, is if he does a little too much talking on the date, she's into him. You know what I mean?

27:55 Yeah, he has to ask the questions, make her feel like she's gold.

28:00 Adam He's in a good spot right now. But if he really keeps going on the, oh my god, I was going to ask you out, oh my god, I can't believe you came up to me.

28:09 He needs to be past that now.

28:11 Adam He keeps working that, she's going to eventually, the bloom will be off the rose. I think he needs to lay it back a little bit, ask her the questions, do a little head nodding, a little brooding. That attracts the ladies on the day. Every once in a while, like you do what I do, you just go, damn, and you like throw a chair at the end. They go, what, what is it? You go, I can't talk about it, man. They go, what? You can open up to me and you go, I wish I could, I wish I could open up to somebody.

28:39 Drew Someday maybe.

28:40 Adam Someday maybe.

28:41 Guest Yeah.

28:42 Adam With enough oral sex.

28:44 Guest You've got to incentivize him somehow.

28:46 Adam Yeah. I wish I could talk to somebody about what's going on inside, you know.

28:51 Drew And you're so special, you're so sweet. I don't want to expose you to this.

28:54 Adam I don't want to burden you. I don't want to bring you down with me, man. Yeah. And get them all intrigued. That's the angle. But try not to tell too many high school football stories. That's been a problem of mine.

29:06 Guest Beverly?

29:06 Guest Yeah.

29:08 Adam Did you get your boyfriend?

29:09 Guest Yeah. He's on the line too.

29:10 Guest Right here.

29:11 Adam Holy Christ.

29:12 Guest What?

29:12 Guest Uh-oh.

29:14 Adam I knew it had to be something there.

29:16 Drew What's your boyfriend's name, Beverly?

29:18 Adam More tired than I am.

29:22 Drew His name's Dustin. Dustin. All right. Dustin, what's the deal?

29:26 Guest I have no idea.

29:27 Drew What's been happening?

29:29 Guest Uh, basically, I can't keep it up. Uh-oh.

29:33 Drew Hold on a second. Try again. Where's our wonderful cable?

29:42 Adam Uh, is it there?

29:44 Drew There you go, Steve.

29:45 Adam Yeah, start punching stuff. You got to be a mechanic. Take a crowbar to the car hood. Fix that. Alternate it. All right. Now try not to move.

29:54 Drew Yeah, good.

29:56 Adam Beverly and Dustin?

29:57 Guest Yes.

29:58 Adam Okay. Now you're losing it while you're in the act, right, Dustin?

30:02 Guest Yes.

30:02 Adam And do you think, what happened the first time? Because the second time you may have lost it just because you lost it the first time.

30:09 Drew You're so nervous about it.

30:10 Adam But what happened the first time? Were you drunk or high? Were you losing focus?

30:15 Guest Nothing really. We just started going at it.

30:18 Drew Do the condoms bother you?

30:20 Guest No, they never bothered me before.

30:22 Drew Are you on medication?

30:23 Guest Nope.

30:24 Drew Beverly mentioned you had some back pain. Were you taking anything for that?

30:27 Guest I'm supposed to, but I don't.

30:28 Drew What are you supposed to take?

30:33 Adam Are you able to...

30:36 Drew It's trademarked. Really?

30:40 Guest Yeah.

30:41 Adam You should clock out, though, if I'm going to use your mic. I knew this call. I knew something would screw this call up. The question I want to ask is, are you able to revive your penis after it flatlines halfway into the sex?

30:57 Drew Or are you used to call it the tortoise effect?

30:59 Adam Put it on the paddles.

31:00 Drew Or the disconnect that somebody else has.

31:01 Adam After it's absorbed back into your body. Because as we know, when you can't get it up with a woman, it's not like you're just hanging. Like you're standing around it on your own time. It actually is absorbed in your bloodstream, your penis, sucks into your body.

31:17 Drew You have a transfer with someone else.

31:18 Guest Right.

31:19 Adam Yeah, you can't feel it anymore. Hold a big lighter under it, nothing.

31:23 Drew There's a guy somewhere screaming.

31:25 Guest Yeah.

31:26 Caller All right.

31:28 Drew Yeah.

31:29 Adam Does the nothing? No. Can it be revived?

31:32 Guest Yeah, like a half an hour later.

31:34 Drew Half an hour and no ejaculation in the meantime. That's some downtime. What are you feeling with this? Do you feel nervous? Do you feel troubled? I mean, is it concerning you? Are you thinking about it?

31:43 Guest Not really. Half the time, I'm not even thinking about it.

31:47 Drew Is the relationship going okay?

31:49 Guest Yeah.

31:51 Guest Pretty much.

31:53 Drew Are you comfortable being sexually active with your girlfriend?

31:56 Guest Yeah.

31:57 Adam What happens if you just stayed with the oral sex? Do you think you would keep your erection?

32:04 Guest Lately, I have been, but earlier today, I really wasn't able to.

32:11 Adam With the oral.

32:13 Drew Have you been depressed lately?

32:15 Guest Yeah.

32:15 Adam Well, hell yeah.

32:16 Drew But not just suicidal. What about this?

32:20 Guest I've been depressed about everything lately.

32:23 Drew Well, I mean, that may be the whole deal.

32:24 Guest All right.

32:24 Guest What about when he's just making himself happy? I mean, do you lose it? Do you lose it halfway in between there?

32:30 Adam What about when you're blowing yourself? I want to know too. Is that what you mean, Andy?

32:33 Guest Yeah. Blowing yourself.

32:36 Adam What about giving yourself a little handy? How does that work?

32:38 Guest The past couple of times, I haven't been able to.

32:42 Adam Yeah, that's depression. If things are not going so well at school or whatever. It's time for the big mic swap. You ready? One, two, three.

32:55 What's going on? Uh-oh.

33:01 Guest What's going on at home? Just a bunch of arguments.

33:04 Adam I see.

33:05 Guest Alright.

33:06 Adam Well, listen, Dustin, this is what's affecting your penis. You have a very sensitive penis. I argue with my family. I begin getting an erection during the argument. That's how tough my penis is. My dad turns me on when he yells. But some guys are a little more sensitive. I mean, you name a kid Dustin, you're asking for trouble, right? And this is what's happening. So you got to maybe get a little counseling, a little therapy, get back on here.

33:32 Guest You need to toughen up the stick.

33:34 Drew Right.

33:34 Guest You need to toughen up the stick.

33:35 Adam Beat it on a rock.

33:37 Drew Or maybe be evaluated for depression. You got to understand that real depression, not just being upset about your family, but having a bonafide condition that is dangerous. That 20 million people get this every year and 20% die. And it's affecting your ability to sustain your intimacy and your relationship. God knows what other effects it's having in your life. It deserves evaluation.

33:56 Adam When you're really depressed, you cannot enjoy things you used to enjoy or should enjoy.

34:00 Drew That's extreme character irritability and the lack of enjoyment from previous enjoyable behaviors or activities.

34:07 Guest Right. OK.

34:08 Adam So check that out. Shannon and Andy are both here from Temptation Island. We're going to take a little break. When we come back, we'll talk to Eric about gynochlamastia. That's the man boobs. Yes. After this.

34:23 Guest Hello. This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

34:53 Hey, this is Tyra Banks, and you're listening to Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

34:59 Guest Hey, hey, oh, there we go.

35:00 Adam Hey, when did everyone start saying hey in front of stuff? I say it now. Hey, this is Adam Corolla. That hey thing wasn't around forever.

35:08 Guest No.

35:08 Adam In the last five, eight years, the hey rolled around?

35:11 Guest Yeah.

35:11 Drew Why don't you take credit for inventing it?

35:13 Adam Hey, this is Adam. People used to go, this is Adam Corolla. Well, I would say that.

35:18 Drew As long as you and I have doing those bumpers for affiliates.

35:20 Adam Yeah.

35:20 Drew We go, hey, we're going to wake ourselves up, I think.

35:23 Adam I think it's a way to try to generate a little false enthusiasm for something you really don't care about. Like if you yell hey, the next five or six words will come out like you mean it. I just start working that into my everyday life. Hey, you look nice, honey. Hey, I love you. Hey, it's good to be at work. Just put the hey in front of everything. Fragmatic effect. Yeah. Yeah, just to kind of crank yourself up a little bit. Hey, it's Andy and Shannon. Hey, they're from Temptation Island. Hey, it's Dr. Drew. Hey, hey, Mighty, Mighty Bossstones. Hey.

35:58 Drew Hey, it's Dr. Eric.

35:58 Adam Hey, it's Dr. Eric. All right.

36:01 Hey, Eric.

36:02 Adam See how that works.

36:03 Drew Hey, it becomes like dude at a point.

36:05 Adam Hey, you're 20.

36:06 Drew Hey. Hey.

36:07 Adam Hey. Hey, what's up?

36:11 Guest Just, you know, got a little case of like the man boobs going on.

36:15 Adam Hey, man boobs.

36:17 Guest So my question was basically about, you know, ways of dealing with it like surgery. I was wondering what Drew had to say about that.

36:24 Adam Hey, how much you weigh?

36:26 Guest I weigh like 170.

36:27 Adam Hey, how tall are you?

36:28 Guest 511.

36:29 Drew I don't know, obesity thing.

36:31 Adam No.

36:31 Drew Smoke a lot of pot?

36:33 Guest No. I mean, dabbled when I was younger.

36:35 Drew Yeah. But not big time.

36:37 Guest No. I mean, it developed before that. Never came around anyway. Yeah.

36:40 Drew Well, but what happens is, yeah, I'm sure it was like reinforced by that. Yeah. You get them around 13 to 15 and the pot keeps them for you. Right.

36:49 Adam Hold on a second. Hey, Drew.

36:53 Guest You have to be susceptible to it.

36:54 Drew Hey, Eric. Not everyone gets it, that's for sure.

36:57 Adam Yeah. This is a genetic hand.

36:59 Guest Yeah.

36:59 Adam I mean, the weed, what percentage could this play into this?

37:03 Drew The weed, because it makes one side bigger than the other more often than not.

37:07 Adam But he wasn't too into it.

37:08 Drew No, I'm not going down that path with him. Okay. But there are things that need to be checked out hormonally and whatnot. I know when Marcel was up here, he said, no, don't do that. Just take them out. And there are plastic repairs for this.

37:20 Guest I mean, yeah, I don't think it's anything hormonal, you know, because like totally normal. And it's nothing extreme, you know, it's just like a little bit.

37:26 Drew You never took supplements or anything like that?

37:28 Guest No.

37:28 Drew Okay.

37:29 Adam But Eric, you don't know if it's something hormonal or not, right?

37:32 Guest Yeah, but I mean, I'm totally, you know, normal.

37:34 Drew He's saying he feels healthy.

37:36 Guest Like I say, it's nothing extreme, you know, it's just a little bit.

37:38 Drew Well, take them out. It's not a big deal. It's a pretty simple procedure. Sometimes they even do just liposuction.

37:42 Guest I mean, can you try to work them out before? I mean, in terms of exercise and everything like that?

37:46 Drew No, what you end up with is a big muscle with this thing sticking out.

37:48 Guest That's what I tried to eat. It even makes it worse, you know?

37:51 Adam Yeah, because you end up sort of building up the mound underneath.

37:55 Drew No, it looks more bizarre because it's sort of hanging off a big muscle. And who gets this is bodybuilders get this. The androgens they take gets converted to estrogen and they get boo on top of muscle.

38:05 Guest I mean, he does always have the option of the man-zeer, if you remember.

38:09 Adam Right.

38:09 Guest I mean, that is an option.

38:10 Adam From Seinfeld? I just had this conversation today. That was funny. Eric?

38:18 Guest Yo.

38:18 Adam Yeah, consult a gynecologist, who, Drew? Plastic surgeon.

38:24 Drew Down by where I take my boys to, I always go to a batting cage regularly.

38:27 Adam Really?

38:28 Drew Yeah. And down there by that is a place called the Wizard of Braz. And they think that's the funniest thing they ever saw in their entire life.

38:34 Guest That is pretty funny.

38:35 Drew They saw it with the Wizard of Braz.

38:36 Adam Where is that Wizard of Braz? Is that out in Pasadena? I'd like to swing by there and see what they got. I've been called the Warlock of Underpants, but never the Wizard of Braz. Do you think you're scarring them with that Wizard of Braz thing?

38:53 Drew I actually pointed it out to them and they laughed like hyenas haven't stopped.

38:57 Adam And when you take them to the batting cage, do they hit the cages or are they screwing around in the arcade?

39:01 Drew They do both, but they're good players. They play ball.

39:04 Adam Do they still have the names by the pitchers?

39:06 Drew Yeah, of course.

39:07 Adam Raleigh Fingers and Sandy Koufax and all. I wonder how much that means to an eight-year-old. Sandy Koufax, I was with the Dodgers in 59 through 66.

39:16 Drew It means the same as when we were there, when they said like Babe Ruth.

39:21 Adam Well, I guess you're right. All right. Touché. Chris?

39:25 Guest Hey.

39:25 Adam Hey.

39:26 Guest What's up?

39:28 Hey, I have a problem. I have a question for actually Drew. Me and my girlfriend, we were having sex tonight and we did it in like a different position. And like right after we got done, she said like her stomach was hurt really bad, like she was going to throw up and she started crying. Like it hurt so bad, like she was going to throw up. And I don't know what it was. Is it because of the position we did it in or?

39:52 Drew Well, wait a minute.

39:54 Adam What position?

39:55 She was on top of me and she was like leaning back.

39:58 Adam Oh, that's nice. She could have strained something in her abdomen, right?

40:03 Drew Yeah, but more likely you hit an endometrioma or an ovarian cyst or something. Is she had a pelvic exam?

40:09 Has she had a pelvic exam?

40:11 Guest I don't know. I really don't know.

40:12 Drew She needs to get one. She needs to get one. Like this week. Yeah, just to see what's going on here. Any, sometimes infections in the tubes can do this, and that's something she would want to know about because it could be important for her fertility.

40:23 Really?

40:23 Drew And as could endometriosis. So it's something to look into.

40:26 Adam But do you think?

40:27 Drew All treatable, none of it a big deal at this point.

40:29 What?

40:30 Adam You think it's because of the new position, his penis may have contacted something?

40:34 Drew Yeah, hit something a certain way, maybe ruptured cyst or something.

40:37 Guest Who knows? Really?

40:39 Adam Oh boy.

40:40 Drew It's not a big deal.

40:41 Adam Would there be blood if you ruptured a cyst?

40:43 Drew No, because inside the abdomen. It's fluid. It's just a fluid. It can be real irritating. Do you have ovarian cysts or ruptured?

40:49 Guest No, but I know I've felt pain like that before, really.

40:54 Adam I'll tell you, the vagina is really like a Steinway and the penis is like a cider jug. I mean, if you were going to...

41:02 Drew Wash a... A washboard.

41:04 Adam Yeah, if you're going to compare them to instruments.

41:06 Drew Stradivarius and a washboard, yeah.

41:07 Adam Yeah, there's just so many things. They need constant tuning and attention. The cider jug or the washboard is like, no, you just need a drunken redneck to blow it every once in a while.

41:17 Guest Right?

41:19 Adam Yeah. Hey, good times.

41:20 Drew That's your cider jug you're talking about.

41:22 Adam Yeah, my cider jug. It's got the triple... Actually, I only have two Xs on it. I couldn't fit the third X on the side. Katie?

41:30 Yeah?

41:31 Adam You're 20 there?

41:33 Caller Yeah.

41:33 Hey!

41:34 Caller Hey.

41:35 Adam What's up?

41:36 Caller Well, I started taking Xanadrine about a week and a half ago, and I need to take a drug test. And since I know it's got ephedra on it, which they say is a natural amphetamine, I was wondering if that will show up in any way.

41:49 Drew It might.

41:50 Adam What has she taken?

41:51 Drew Some ephedra compound, some health food store thing. By the way, it's like natural amphetamine is like healthy poison. You know what I mean? Those two natural amphetamine... Any drug that has sufficient activity to give you amphetamine properties in the brain, is not good for you by definition. And ephedra can do that. And ephedra can also mess up your liver pretty good.

42:13 Adam That's speed basically?

42:14 Drew Yeah, it's stimulants. It's impact.

42:16 Also, is it addictive at all?

42:17 Drew Yeah, used enough of it, sure. And if you've been an addict prior... I've only seen people really go out on that stuff when they were addicted to something else first, like opiates or speed.

42:27 What is it for?

42:28 Drew Ephedra? Nothing.

42:29 Adam Why are you taking it, Katie?

42:31 Drew It becomes a decongestant when they change it to pseudoephedrine.

42:34 Caller Well, basically weight loss.

42:39 Adam Where are you trying to get a job?

42:41 Drew Air traffic control.

42:45 Adam What are you going to do there?

42:47 Caller I don't know yet.

42:50 Adam Could be head of cardiology, could be mopping the halls in the cafeteria, you never know. How to do that when you get a job, just spin a big wheel. Let's see, president of the company or maybe you're in the mail room. Let's see, take your chances.

43:04 Caller How long will it stay in my system? If I stop taking it now, would it be in there like 30 days?

43:09 Drew No, no, no. Speeds out fast, right? Yeah, like a day.

43:12 Guest Okay. All right.

43:14 Adam So take it right up to the last day.

43:16 Guest Play it safe. Okay.

43:17 Adam All right there, Kay.

43:18 Guest All right, thank you guys.

43:19 Drew Good luck.

43:19 Guest All right, bye-bye.

43:20 Adam I guess they got to test you when you go into a hospital, right?

43:23 Drew Yeah.

43:23 Adam You got to get your hands in the cookie jar, right? You don't want any drug addicts showing up?

43:28 Drew Well, it's less about ripping off drugs, more about endangering the people you've taken care of.

43:34 Adam Well, they're in a hospital already, you know. A, they're not in great shape, and B.

43:39 Drew Just let them go?

43:39 Adam Well, if something does happen, they're in a hospital, in a tuna boat out in the North Atlantic. Do you know what I'm saying? You know, you're already on the gurney.

43:49 Guest No, no, it makes sense. It makes sense.

43:51 Drew Don't agree with him.

43:52 Guest Stop it.

43:52 Guest Well, think about it.

43:55 Adam See? See how it goes? Well, if something were to go wrong, wouldn't you want it to go wrong in a hospital? All the equipment and staff and all the training and everything? Yes. Okay. Why sweat that? Sasha?

44:08 Hello?

44:09 Adam You're 22?

44:10 Caller Yes.

44:10 Adam What's up?

44:12 Caller I have a question for you guys. I'm dating a man that is older than me by 20 years, and you guys always say that it's because you were, you know, abused by someone when you were young.

44:23 Drew No, when you were 15 and you're dating a 23-year-old, we say that when you're 22.

44:26 Adam We usually say dad, dad abandoned you.

44:29 Caller Well, my dad raised me.

44:32 Drew That's the other side of the coin of the same problem.

44:36 Adam Yeah, you either love him or you hate him.

44:38 Drew You gotta find dad. Either way, it's about finding dad.

44:40 Adam Well, at 22.

44:42 Drew It's not a big deal.

44:43 Adam It's not 17.

44:44 Drew Right. So we don't condemn this the way we would if you were 15.

44:48 Caller Okay, and like I've always had an attraction for like older men since I was younger.

44:53 Drew Well, that's what's going to make you happy. So thank God you waited till you were an adult and didn't start doing this. Well, I don't know.

44:59 Adam Well, she was dating him when she was at 12.

45:00 Drew Right.

45:02 Adam He was well, he was 35.

45:03 Caller No, so it's like a normal thing then.

45:06 Drew It's I don't know how you want to define normal.

45:09 Adam How long have you been with the guy?

45:11 Caller A couple of years.

45:12 Drew Relationship going okay?

45:14 Caller Yeah.

45:14 Adam 40 and 19, 39 and 19. Yeah. You were 19 when you met him, right?

45:21 Caller Well, I met him before when I was younger than that.

45:23 Drew You were 17.

45:24 Caller I met him when I was like 16.

45:26 Adam Friend of the family?

45:27 Caller Yeah.

45:28 Adam Friend of the dad?

45:29 Caller Well, he wasn't. I was a friend of someone in his family.

45:32 Drew That's a little weird.

45:33 Adam Is he the dad of the family?

45:35 Caller Yeah.

45:35 Adam Oh boy. You're friends with his son or daughter?

45:38 Caller I was friends with his son.

45:41 Adam Did you date his son? It's getting weirder.

45:43 Caller But we didn't really date.

45:44 Adam You just had sex, meaningless sex, over and over? No, no.

45:47 Caller We didn't do anything sexual.

45:48 Drew Is the guy still married?

45:50 Caller He's being divorced.

45:52 Drew What do you mean? What do you mean?

45:53 Adam The process and the paperwork. It took another 15 years.

45:57 Drew How do you know that's happening?

45:59 Caller He told me so.

46:01 Adam Why don't you have his attorney draft something up for you?

46:03 Drew I don't trust this guy.

46:05 Adam Yeah. See, here's the problem. It's not that there's something wrong with you necessarily. I don't trust a guy who's in his 40s, getting close to his mid-40s, who's dating a chick who's barely 20.

46:19 Drew Let me update Andy a little further. I don't trust a guy in his 40s who's dating a girl in his mid-20s who's the friend of his daughter.

46:25 Guest Right.

46:26 Drew That's where that boundary issue is like, hey, forget it.

46:29 Guest Yeah.

46:29 Caller Even when I was younger though, when I used to go to the house, I used to flirt with them.

46:33 Adam Oh, well, then that's okay. If you did it as a team.

46:36 Drew As usual, we don't trust the guy. It's not about you.

46:39 Adam Okay. Keep an eye on him. Okay.

46:42 Drew I wouldn't believe he's getting a divorce either.

46:44 Adam No. Now, that is flawed. You're banging around with your daughter's friend. I'm going to take a little break. Hey, Shannon and Andy are both here.

46:53 Drew Hey, good time.

46:53 Adam Hey, from Temptation Island.

46:55 Guest Hey, we'll be back after this.

47:00 Guest Umm, back in a minute.

47:39 Adam Vape, Love Line, I'm Adam Perola. Hey, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. The mighty, mighty Boss Stones are going to be in here tomorrow night, not a minute too soon. Haven't seen those guys in a little while. I did talk to Dickie a couple months ago, I think, and talked to him periodically, but I don't think I've seen him in quite some time. Shannon and Andy. It's just been about eight months or something. Shannon and Andy are both here from Temptation Island. Temptation Island is not on, and are they going to rerun the seven episodes as you guys did?

48:17 Guest I don't know if they're going to rerun it. I think that they're going to probably run Temptation Island 2 before they rerun ours, but ours is being syndicated all over the world right now. It's bizarre.

48:29 Adam And did it run all over the world simultaneously, or are they now releasing it to the rest of the world?

48:35 Guest It actually ran over in Britain and then South America, South and Latin America were right behind it. Australia, I think it's in its closing week over there right now, but in random countries that you wouldn't even think that it would air in it, like for example, Egypt or Turkey, some place like that, you're like, wow.

48:52 Adam And how's it doing in those countries?

48:55 Drew I think it's the same. I've got two foreign Egypt, Cairo is killed.

48:58 Adam But killed in Cairo, but not in the Oscars.

49:00 Guest It's actually doing pretty well, except that a lot of the, at least the European countries were complaining that there wasn't enough sex and there wasn't enough skin.

49:11 Drew Yeah, just interesting.

49:12 Guest Not enough action.

49:13 Adam I guess if you're used to, if you're living in a place where you have topless beaches and you have a lot of people living on the beach, you expect to see some boobage, right? Maybe the Fox reputation had preceded itself or something. They were expecting a little more bank.

49:30 Guest Plus, I think there's a standard for TV in terms of nudity and what they're allowed to show is completely different standard than the US. Right.

49:38 Adam In a way, maybe there's some bizarre appeal to it because, I don't know, maybe they're spoiled a little, maybe this is teasing them. I don't know. But you guys are big international superstars. That's basically what I wanted to say. Megan.

49:53 Caller Yeah.

49:54 Adam You're 21.

49:55 Caller Hi.

49:55 Adam What's up?

49:56 Caller Yeah.

49:56 Caller I just want to know why I can't have an orgasm during sex.

50:00 Caller Unless I like help by rubbing my clit. I can't have an orgasm just from having sex.

50:06 Adam That's below the waist, right? Most gals, and jump in you guys if your experience is any different than ours, but most gals don't have one during intercourse, especially younger girls. It's usually the oral sex that does it for them. So the fact that you can even induce one by rubbing on yourself during intercourse puts you ahead of the curve.

50:32 Drew That's true. Some women do have it during intercourse, but most don't.

50:36 Adam Well, most, I would say, let's try to figure out the percentage.

50:40 Drew All right. Under 21. No, under 20.

50:43 Adam I'm going to break it off. I'm going to start at 11.

50:45 Guest All right.

50:48 Adam No, I'll break it off.

50:50 Guest Do they know what that is yet?

50:51 Adam I'll go. Our callers do. Okay. 15 through 18. What percentage of women can have an intercourse, a bonafide intercourse during intercourse? Orgasm. Sorry, during intercourse.

51:03 Drew 15 percent.

51:04 Adam 15?

51:05 Drew Yeah.

51:06 Adam Wow. Yeah. I might say between 10 and 15 percent. 15 to 18. But yeah, okay. I'll go with 15 percent there. Now, let's go, let's say 18 to 21.

51:16 Drew 30.

51:17 Adam You're up to 30 percent? Yeah. Still about 20. 20.

51:22 Guest Really? God, it seems like you're really low-balling it to me.

51:24 Adam Well, this is Shannon's-

51:26 Drew Shannon's taking it no way.

51:27 Adam Shannon's been faking the whole time.

51:29 Guest Apparently.

51:30 Drew It's more bond-fired discussion.

51:33 Adam This is not, cannot have an orgasm, can have an orgasm during oral sex, can give themselves an orgasm through masturbation, but just during the actual intercourse.

51:45 Guest Right. Okay.

51:45 Adam Not during the whole span of the sex.

51:49 Guest Got you. We're right there.

51:50 Adam I'll polish them off. So you say about 22, that's what I do. I give them some intercourse while then I polish them off with the tongue. That's my move. I don't mean using the tongue on it. I'm talking about a verbal lashing. Hey, bitch, why can't you come? It gives it to them every time. All right. So, and now.

52:07 Drew We'll give it 22 percent up to what? 20?

52:10 Adam Now, we'll open it up a little. Let's say 22 to 30. See, now at that point, you're starting to head around 35, 45, so I was going to say. 40 percent, and at 90, it's 150 percent. No, above 30, you're heading into the, you're getting close to 50 percent now.

52:30 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

52:31 Adam They say from doing this show, it's about where we're at. So, it begins to loosen up a little, and you start to, I don't know.

52:38 Guest What happens at 30 that?

52:40 Drew Testosterone levels start going up.

52:41 Adam You become a man, yes. You grow a mustache, and you start enjoying sex.

52:46 Interesting. I don't know if I'm supposed to look forward to that or not.

52:50 Adam Well, Shannon, how old are you?

52:52 Guest 27.

52:53 Adam 27. And you know there's a difference sexually in your, or stop me if I'm wrong, but is there a difference between 17 and 27 for you?

53:00 Guest Yeah, definitely.

53:01 Adam Yeah. And for a guy, other than experience, there's not a huge difference between 17 and 27. I mean, you work out a few of the bugs, but your mindset's about the same, right?

53:13 Drew In terms of what the man is experiencing, there's no difference. You can think about it.

53:17 Adam Right.

53:18 Drew He may behave differently, but his experience, same.

53:21 Adam Right. And with a woman, there's just about as big a change between 17 and 27 as there is between 27 and 35 or something like that, right? So good times ahead.

53:35 Guest Something to look forward to.

53:37 Adam That's right.

53:37 Guest It's great.

53:38 Adam That's right.

53:40 Drew And also, you're with one partner most of the time, sort of working things out and figuring out how to do things.

53:44 Guest Once in a while, you hit You become a little bit more in touch with your being.

53:47 Adam Right.

53:47 Drew But the testosterone levels do go up.

53:49 Adam Same, yeah. Same guy helps. Once in a while, you hit an island and get felt up by a stranger. But other than that, it's just waist up.

53:56 Caller Sometimes that happens.

53:57 Adam Just waist up.

53:58 Caller Yeah.

53:58 Drew When did you reset?

54:00 Guest Who's I guess?

54:02 Adam Shannon and Andy, Temptation Island, everybody. Waist up. Jon and, Jon, you're 16.

54:09 Caller Yeah.

54:09 Adam Hey!

54:10 Caller Hey, how's it going?

54:11 Adam Hey, hey!

54:13 Caller Hey, well, I always call me because I'm kind of afraid I might have an STD. And, well, it's because I've had peeling on my penis.

54:23 Drew But not burning? The skin doesn't-

54:25 Caller It kind of itches.

54:26 Drew Yeah. Well, you got to get that checked out, right?

54:28 Adam What'd you do?

54:30 Caller Well, Saturday, I was having sex with my girlfriend, right? And in the morning, well, like in the afternoon, and then later on, I went to work, and I was having sex with some girl that works up there, and she's-

54:41 Drew Just some girl?

54:43 Caller She's married.

54:43 Drew Nice.

54:44 Caller And it was both unprotected.

54:47 Drew Very nice.

54:47 Adam Yeah, you're well on your way, buddy. You had sex twice in less than 24 hours, huh?

54:55 Caller And then, like, the next day, the next morning, I had sex again with my girlfriend, and-

54:59 Adam Right. Then Monday, the postman came by, and he got a good cornhole, and, uh, too. See, you just, uh, bang everyone, like comes in your crosshairs, huh? Who are you having sex with at work?

55:12 Caller Well, it's this girl, you know.

55:14 Adam Married girl, huh?

55:15 Caller Yeah. Yeah, the kid.

55:17 Adam I see. Yeah. She's, uh, she's heading for another. She's having that unprotected sex there, Drew.

55:22 Caller Ah, she's on the shot.

55:24 Adam Oh, she got the depot shot. but listen, John, if you're gonna- if you're gonna screw around, you gotta wear a condom, brother, because you're asking for trouble.

55:34 Drew and you gotta get whatever the skin problem is tech- looked at.

55:37 Caller What, do you like- you think it might be something serious?

55:39 Drew No, I don't think it's serious, but it could be herpes.

55:42 Caller No.

55:44 Adam John, does your- what are you using for protection with your girlfriend?

55:48 Caller No, I don't- I haven't- I haven't- well, it's- it's my, you know, my first, like, girl.

55:53 Adam Oh, I see.

55:54 Caller That I have- I've had sex with.

55:57 Adam I see.

55:57 Caller And I've got like three months and I haven't used anything.

56:00 Adam I see. Hey, you're really on a roll. I mean, but the- John, if you stand back and just sort of look at your life, and let's just say you had sex with her for two years without any problems, any pregnancies, still she'd be pregnant at 18 and you'd be a dad who was looking for a gig and having a young child to raise. You don't want to- why pin yourself back against the eight ball that way. Use some protection, please, do not get your girlfriend pregnant. You hear me?

56:32 Caller Yeah, I know.

56:33 Adam It's really going to screw up your life. And hers. And hers. And mine, residualy, because I'll have to pay, I'll pay for the kids. You understand? Take care of your life, would you please?

56:45 Caller Yeah.

56:46 Adam I mean, what do you- what do you want to do?

56:48 Caller In life?

56:48 Caller Yeah.

56:50 Caller Well, right now I'm not, like, really sure.

56:53 Drew What's your dream?

56:54 Caller My dream? Well, I don't really have a dream. I just, you know.

56:58 Drew Maybe you need to find something like that.

56:59 Adam What would you like? I mean, you know, if you had a chance, you know, you want to live in a nice place, drive a nice car.

57:05 Guest Go on Temptation Island.

57:06 Adam Have a couple of beepers on your person.

57:09 Caller That would be cool.

57:11 Adam Yeah. All right. You want to make some money. You want to do good. You want to get a good job, right? Okay. These are all things that are going to be difficult if you have a kid at 17, 18 years old. You need training. You need time. You can't be running home and taking care of the kid. And kids cost money. Yeah. As I've stated on the show many times, my parents spent, oh, my dad spent almost $1,000 raising us. I mean, that's me and my sister. But still, damn close. High nines, he tells me. You factor in the chop-a-roo I got when I was nine years old. That was a 56-box right there. Oh, yes. Step up from the big wheel.

57:55 Drew That was a good SNH green stamp.

57:59 Adam Oh, man. I wish I still gave out those green stamps.

58:04 Drew Blue chip stamps?

58:04 Adam Blue chip trading stamps. I don't know who. Do you guys remember that?

58:08 Caller I don't even know what that is.

58:09 Drew They're not old enough for that.

58:10 Caller Not at all.

58:10 Adam You guys aren't old enough? Anderson, you don't remember that?

58:12 Caller No.

58:13 Drew Oh, my God. You go down.

58:15 Adam Ann will remember it. She'll just say she wants to look like idiots. You remember those blue chip trading stamps?

58:20 Drew You put them in the books, and you take the books down to some retarded place?

58:24 Adam It wasn't a regional thing. It was everywhere. Here's the deal. Way back in the day...

58:30 Drew The 60s. It was the 60s.

58:32 Adam 70s.

58:33 Drew It must have been done by 72. I remember this in high school.

58:37 Adam It could have went to mid 70s. When you bought something, like a bag of... Went to the grocery store, if you bought over $25 worth of groceries, they gave you X amount of these stamps. They were little, pasting stamps.

58:50 Guest I saw this on Brady Bunch. Yes. Then they fought over what to buy with their stamps.

58:55 Adam That was art imitating life, because also when you filled up at the gas station, if you filled your tank up, they gave you more stamps. Now, if you got two gallons, they probably gave you 10 stamps. If you got 20 gallons, you got 100, or whatever it was.

59:08 Drew Some gassing stations would have a...

59:10 Adam Two for one.

59:11 Drew No, they'd give you a book of stamps. If you fill up here, you get a book of green stamps, or a book of blue stamps.

59:16 Adam They gave you the stamps, and they gave you this book, and you would paste them into this book, and then you'd open the catalog, and it's like, one book got you a Coleman Lantern, a sleeping bag, or the Easy Bake Oven.

59:29 Guest Now, was there a different value system for the blue versus the green?

59:33 Drew They were like different companies?

59:34 Adam No, they were like different companies. But if you got, and it was like anything that you have to accumulate, whether it's Marlboro, Miles, or whatever it is, in order to get that SUV, you need a warehouse full of whatever. But you'd put together like five books, and you could get like an air mattress or something ridiculous. It seemed to be like a lot of household stuff, an iron or a pup tent or something.

59:57 Drew And you'd go down that waiting line.

59:59 Adam Yeah.

59:59 Drew You'd do that?

1:00:00 Adam Yeah, and you'd just get junk. But your whole family would argue, because it'd take you two years to get five books, and then it's like, yeah, the guys wanted to get the pup tent, and the chicks wanted the Susie Bakes a Lot Oven, and then a fist fight would break out. And when all was said and done after the divorce and everything, you'd get like 18 bucks worth of merchandise for two years of your life, given up. It was a real white trash move, all the way. Drew, did you guys collect those? Your dad was a doctor. He's collecting blue chip stamps. Kept them in a vault, right? Oh, your dad's a cheater. Connor?

1:00:37 Caller Yeah?

1:00:41 Adam You're 14.

1:00:44 Caller Yeah. My cousin used to live with me when I was in about second grade, and he was sexually molesting me while he was living with me. My parents found out about it, and so they had him go back home to Puerto Rico.

1:01:01 Adam Puerto Rico?

1:01:02 Caller Well, yeah. See, his parents died when he was a kid. They died from AIDS. His mom got it because she was getting lots of blood transplants, and then they had sex, and her and her husband had sex, and he got it, too.

1:01:17 Drew Why was she getting blood transfusions?

1:01:20 Caller My mom told me that she was really sick, and so...

1:01:23 Drew With what?

1:01:24 Caller That, I don't know.

1:01:26 Adam Hmm. Interesting.

1:01:27 Drew Okay.

1:01:27 Adam I'm with you so far.

1:01:29 Caller Yeah, and...

1:01:30 Adam Now, how old was your cousin when you were in the second grade?

1:01:33 Caller Well, he was in sixth grade, so I think he was 13.

1:01:37 Adam All right.

1:01:39 Caller No, 12. Sorry.

1:01:40 Adam Okay. And you were, like, seven or eight or something?

1:01:44 Caller Yeah, I think so.

1:01:45 Adam And he molested you for how long?

1:01:47 Caller Um, for about six months.

1:01:49 Adam And how did your parents find out?

1:01:51 Caller Um, I actually am still trying to figure that out. I'm pretty sure that they... My sister told them. Because she's... She's a really good sister.

1:02:04 Drew What's the question?

1:02:05 Caller Um, my friend... Well, he made a friend while he was here that lives, like, across the street from me. He's 17 now. That's who my cousin is. And now he's starting to left me. Who?

1:02:18 Drew The 17-year-old?

1:02:18 Caller Yeah. And he's... And I don't know who to talk to about this, because I feel really embarrassed to go into my parents' with it, because I'm worried they'll think that I'm gay, because I'm pretty sure they think that now already. And saying this, I think, would make it a bit worse.

1:02:35 Adam Oh, boy. This is outlandish, but I believe it. It's crazy, but that's why I believe it.

1:02:42 Drew Is there someone at school you could talk to?

1:02:44 Caller Well, I'm not... There's probably... I've never looked into it. I used to have a psychiatrist, because I have ADD, and I used to see the psychiatrist, but I told my mom I thought the lady was crazy.

1:02:57 Drew Why don't you give them a call?

1:02:59 Adam Well, how many times has your neighbor done this to you?

1:03:03 Caller Um, about eight.

1:03:06 Adam About eight?

1:03:07 Caller Yeah.

1:03:07 Adam And, man, what's going on? I mean, is this a...

1:03:11 Caller He grabs my hand and makes him touch him down there, and he'll just start talking really dirty stuff.

1:03:20 Adam And that's the extent of it?

1:03:22 Caller Um, she's trying to get me to do more, but I just like...

1:03:25 Adam Hold on, hold on, slow down, slow down. Hold on, don't forget about therapy.

1:03:31 Drew Wait a minute, where's the gay thing?

1:03:34 Adam This is a guy? I mean, a girl?

1:03:37 Caller She?

1:03:39 Caller What?

1:03:39 Adam It's a girl?

1:03:40 Caller No.

1:03:42 Adam I thought he said she.

1:03:43 Guest I didn't tell.

1:03:44 Adam Maybe he said, he meant he. I see, it's a guy, right?

1:03:49 Caller Yeah.

1:03:49 Adam Yeah.

1:03:50 Guest How does he get to you?

1:03:53 Caller What?

1:03:53 Guest When is it that you have to confront him?

1:03:56 Caller When I'm outside.

1:03:59 Adam Okay.

1:03:59 Drew Whenever you're outside?

1:04:01 Caller Yeah, because he'll just come outside, just because he can see, he has a window.

1:04:08 Drew Well, then how does he get you somewhere where he can have you grab him?

1:04:10 Caller Well.

1:04:12 Drew This is bogus.

1:04:13 Adam Yeah.

1:04:13 Drew Yeah.

1:04:14 Adam Sorry.

1:04:15 Caller No, no, no, no, no.

1:04:17 Adam I do. I'm still with him. Connor?

1:04:21 Drew So where does he take you?

1:04:22 Adam Where does he take you?

1:04:24 Caller My friend, I have another friend that lives right next to him. He has this really big side part of his house, and there's complete foliage right over there.

1:04:34 Drew Why do you go over there?

1:04:36 Caller Because I'm talking to my friend Nathan. He's actually my best friend.

1:04:40 Drew Names? And you're talking to him, and this guy what?

1:04:44 Caller He comes out of nowhere, and then he'll start doing this.

1:04:48 Drew In front of your friend Nathan?

1:04:50 Caller Yeah, and my friend Nathan sometimes will have to go in, and that's when it will happen most commonly.

1:04:54 Adam OK. Listen, I believe him. It's just so out there that I believe him.

1:05:03 Drew Enough detail, that's for sure.

1:05:04 Adam Yeah, I mean, who's working Puerto Rico into their fib? That's a red flag right there. This is a comedy country, Puerto Rico. Go back to Puerto Rico. When did Puerto Rico become funny, by the way? What happened? All right. Here's what he needs to do. Connor, you need to re-establish your relationship with your psychiatrist, and work on some of these issues, and steer clear of this guy. You see him walking across the street, you see him coming at you, just clear out. You've been victimized before and this is what happens. You're susceptible, you freeze up, you don't act the way you should, you don't take care of yourself the way people who weren't victimized would take care of themselves. But you have to take some responsibility and some initiative. Stay out of there, get back with your therapist, and good times. Let's take a break. When we come back we'll speak to why Dave is 24, wants to use numbing cream on his penis.

1:06:10 Guest Well, that's what we're talking about.

1:06:13 Adam Andy and Shannon are both here from Temptation Island. We'll get to Dave and his lifeless penis after this.

1:06:52 Caller Hey, this is Peanut from 311.

1:06:53 Guest You're listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. I hope you're learning something.

1:06:58 Adam Yes, you is, if you're not too stoned. Shannon and Andy are both here from Temptation Island. Not on stateside, but if you want to go to Australia, somewhere in Europe or something, you could probably catch it. You have to leave soon though.

1:07:14 Drew Shannon, where do you go to law school?

1:07:15 Guest Loyola, downtown.

1:07:17 Guest Oh, that one, yeah.

1:07:19 Adam Oh, that's downtown? That's where their law school is?

1:07:22 Guest Yeah.

1:07:23 Guest It's affiliated with the one in Westchester, but there's two different campuses.

1:07:28 Adam Westchester one seems nice. Got an airport and a cemetery right there. Very convening. When I go back to school, I'm going to Pepperdine, sit up on that hill and just stare at the beach all day. Oh my God. I would never let my kid go to.

1:07:44 Guest Pepperdine has a lot of drawbacks. For example, it's a dry campus. You're not allowed to have girls or boys in your dorms after like 5 p.m., something ridiculous. I mean, there's definitely some drawbacks to Pepperdine.

1:07:56 Drew Nope, sending my kids there.

1:07:57 Adam Yeah, but they're screwing on the beach. They don't need to bring girls in there.

1:08:02 Drew It always smells like the sewer.

1:08:03 Adam All right. Anderson says it smells like the sewer. I think he's... Anderson, you didn't go to Pepperdine, no, did you?

1:08:09 Drew Whenever I drive by it, though, it's like open sewer. It's bad news.

1:08:11 Adam You sure you didn't fart?

1:08:14 Guest He must have, because we drive by it every day. I've never noticed that.

1:08:17 Adam Dave?

1:08:17 Guest Hey.

1:08:18 Adam Hey.

1:08:19 Guest Hey, how you doing?

1:08:19 Adam Hey, hey, you're 24.

1:08:22 Guest Hey. Hey. I just had the question about the stay hard dream.

1:08:26 Caller I was wondering if it's safe, because it's not regulated or anything.

1:08:32 Drew Did you hear me talking about something earlier?

1:08:34 Guest Yeah, I heard you talking about something from Sweden or...

1:08:37 Drew Yeah, Netherlands, but it's not available yet.

1:08:40 Caller Okay, but what about the stuff at the porno shop?

1:08:42 Drew I don't know what's at the porno shop.

1:08:45 Guest You don't?

1:08:45 Adam That's really stupid.

1:08:46 Guest Sure you don't.

1:08:47 Drew No, I don't know what...

1:08:48 Adam The Dr. Dong's Wang Hardening Catalyst, the one where they show the guy taking a piece of yarn and driving it through a two-by-four with a mallet.

1:08:57 Guest Okay, it's got the stuff called Benzocaine in it.

1:09:00 Drew Yeah, Benzocaine.

1:09:01 Adam Anytime you got the word...

1:09:02 Drew It's in the family.

1:09:03 Adam You get the cane at the end. You're in good shape.

1:09:05 Drew Yeah, it's in the family of the stuff.

1:09:06 Adam Cane, lidocaine, it's all good.

1:09:08 Drew It's really sort of a pro-caine that's going to be used if this stuff becomes distributed for this problem.

1:09:13 Adam Okay, now what's the danger that you could absorb it?

1:09:18 Drew I think more that you would get difficulty with urination and obstruction and things like that. That would affect your urinary alveolar.

1:09:25 Adam But when you put some lidocaine or something on topically, it numbs what it touches, but does it absorb in your system, too?

1:09:34 Drew No, not sufficiently, no. They have lidocaine patches now in all kinds of things.

1:09:39 Adam Yeah. It's just because it's the penis that people are sort of laying back on this one?

1:09:45 Drew No, it sounds like it's coming on.

1:09:48 Adam You should excuse me. Yeah, but it really could have been around 20 years ago.

1:09:53 Drew You would think.

1:09:55 Adam You know what I mean? I mean, someone could have got on this easily 20, 25 years ago. This stuff's been around for a while, the canes.

1:10:03 Drew Yeah, but in these appointments and things, probably not.

1:10:05 Adam Okay. Candice? Yeah, hello? What's the matter, baby?

1:10:13 Caller I just wanted to know if it was possible to feel depression because of like a disorder or something.

1:10:22 Adam To what depression?

1:10:24 Caller Just like any kind of depression without reason.

1:10:27 Drew Yes, there's plenty of people that get biological depression. It's just something goes on in the brain and triggers depletion or a drop off in certain chemicals and you can feel awful. Now, oftentimes there are psychological reasons that are not obvious to you at the time when you're experiencing this, but it doesn't have to be. It can be just a pure biological event and medical conditions can help precipitate this too. Thyroid problems, all sorts of things. So it really is important if you're feeling bad to get looked at.

1:10:57 Caller Yeah, because, like, I don't feel a reason for being like this at all.

1:11:04 Adam Well, you're 14. How were you at 13?

1:11:08 Caller The same.

1:11:09 Adam You've been depressed your whole life?

1:11:11 Caller No, not my whole life. I was, like, 12.

1:11:15 Adam Anything happen in your family?

1:11:17 Caller No, not really.

1:11:21 Adam Your family, parents together?

1:11:23 Caller No, my dad's in Las Vegas somewhere.

1:11:26 Adam All right. Well, that's not great, right?

1:11:29 Caller No.

1:11:29 Adam When did he leave?

1:11:31 Caller He's never really been around at all.

1:11:34 Drew Well, that can put you at risk for depression.

1:11:37 Adam Was your mom depressed?

1:11:39 Guest No.

1:11:40 Adam You don't think so?

1:11:41 Caller I had a stepdad here, and he's, like, he's like my dad.

1:11:46 Adam Yeah? Is he a good guy?

1:11:47 Caller Yeah.

1:11:48 Adam Okay. You have brothers and sisters?

1:11:51 Caller Yeah, my sister.

1:11:52 Adam How's she doing?

1:11:53 Caller Moved out, like, Saturday. And, like, we were friends.

1:11:59 Adam Okay.

1:12:00 Drew Maybe that loss is affecting you. Well, be that as it may, Candace.

1:12:05 Adam And I feel bad for depressed college, but to the worst college, it's like, you go, how's the family?

1:12:11 Drew Well, Candace is so depressed. Yeah, she's so depressed she can't initiate a sentence. It's, it's a.

1:12:16 Guest Yeah.

1:12:17 Drew I'm so, I'm so, whoa, Candace.

1:12:20 Adam Candace, you got to get some help for this.

1:12:23 Caller Well, I, like, cut myself. And my mom saw this on Friday. So I'm seeing a psychiatrist tomorrow.

1:12:31 Drew Excellent.

1:12:32 Adam Good.

1:12:32 Drew They will help you. Be very open with them. Tell them exactly what's going on. And the idea is for you to feel better. Okay?

1:12:39 Caller Okay.

1:12:40 Drew They know how to make you feel better if you're direct and honest with them.

1:12:44 Caller Okay.

1:12:45 Drew And do what they say.

1:12:46 Adam All right. And do that, though.

1:12:48 Caller Okay.

1:12:48 Adam They're your friend. Your paid friend.

1:12:51 Caller Okay?

1:12:52 Adam Just open yourself up. You might as well get something out of it, right? All right, there we go. Oh, that depression.

1:12:59 Caller Oh, that is bad times.

1:13:00 Drew Sounds like that's what would have been like speaking to you when you were about 25. 22. Wouldn't you say?

1:13:07 Adam You're that bad off? No, I was depressed, but I didn't... You wouldn't have known it from talking to me.

1:13:14 Drew I betcha.

1:13:15 Adam Really?

1:13:16 Drew You sound depressed now.

1:13:17 Adam Well, I am depressed now. You can kiss my ass now.

1:13:21 Drew Yeah, you're angry and depressed, but imagine...

1:13:22 Adam I'm angry and depressed. Before, I was moody and depressed. That's different.

1:13:26 Drew You were beaten and depressed.

1:13:27 Adam No, when I was younger, I would have not wanted you to know I was depressed. Now...

1:13:32 Drew You would have been in some denial, but you would have still been like difficulty.

1:13:35 Adam No, no. I was a jovial guy as far as you knew, who would have been a good time to hang around with, and had plenty of energy.

1:13:44 Drew A complete personality change.

1:13:48 Adam I'm self-actualized now. I'm depressed and I'm fine with it.

1:13:51 Drew You're angry, you're paying the ass to be around. Yeah.

1:13:54 Adam But I'm taking this depression, I'm parlaying it into a real career.

1:13:57 Drew Yeah, I see that.

1:13:58 Adam I'm laughing all the way. Well, I'm not laughing all the way to the bank. I'm crying all the way to the bank. No, I'm happy. How dare you?

1:14:06 Drew Oh, please.

1:14:07 Adam How dare you accuse me of being depressed? Look at me. I'm just tired when I see you, that's all. Adam? Yes. How old are you?

1:14:14 Guest 25.

1:14:15 Adam What's up? Hey.

1:14:16 Guest Hey.

1:14:17 Adam There you go.

1:14:17 Guest Hey, Shannon, you got a smoking little body there. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:14:20 Guest Easy there, tiger.

1:14:21 Guest Thanks.

1:14:22 Adam She does, yes.

1:14:23 Guest I had a question. Me and my girlfriend been trying to have a baby for a year now.

1:14:27 Guest I went to the doctor and found out that I have a low sperm count.

1:14:30 Guest And I was wondering if there's anything I can do by a diet or medication.

1:14:34 Adam What was your sperm count?

1:14:35 Guest I don't know.

1:14:36 Drew Okay. So low that you were infertile?

1:14:39 Guest I guess.

1:14:40 Drew I'm really not sure. Wait a minute.

1:14:43 Adam Adam doesn't sweat the details. That's what I like about him.

1:14:45 Guest I don't really publicize it.

1:14:47 Guest I have a low sperm count. But I guess I am infertile.

1:14:50 Drew You're infertile?

1:14:51 Guest Yeah.

1:14:51 Adam Well, the doctor said you were infertile.

1:14:54 Drew Yeah.

1:14:54 Adam Okay.

1:14:54 Drew Do you smoke a lot of pot?

1:14:55 Guest Yeah, I did for all through high school and college.

1:14:58 Drew I quit about two years ago. Well, it might be it.

1:15:01 Adam Will the sperm bounce back at all?

1:15:03 Drew Sometimes not. Really? Anything else you were doing?

1:15:06 Caller No.

1:15:07 Drew Drinking. Are you still drinking lately?

1:15:09 Caller No.

1:15:10 Adam Does it make that big a difference? He would have, but he would have had to have been on the border anyway.

1:15:16 Drew Yeah. Not when you're using certainly can really suppress the sperm count. But two years later.

1:15:23 Adam But all these, oh, I see. You mean it should have bounced back by then?

1:15:27 Drew Yeah.

1:15:27 Adam I mean, let's face it. None of these things you're talking about, whether it's the gynecomastia or the low sperm count, is enough to hold back a strong genetic hand. I mean, if the guy's smoking a ton of weed, he could look great and have tons of sperm.

1:15:40 Drew Yeah.

1:15:41 Adam But if you're someone who may be predisposed to these problems and you're on the weed full time, it's going to exacerbate things. Maybe that's what happened with Adam, but I'm guessing you would have had a sperm count problem anyway. So what to do?

1:15:55 Drew Is there anything else going on medically or a medication you're on?

1:15:58 Guest No.

1:15:59 Adam Did he?

1:16:00 Guest Well, I take a lot of aspirin if that has anything to do with it.

1:16:03 Drew Why do you do that?

1:16:04 Guest Headaches, back pains.

1:16:07 Adam Geez, you're 25. You've got no sperm, your back's killing you, your head's throbbing. What's going on?

1:16:11 Guest I've been banged up.

1:16:13 Adam What happened?

1:16:14 Guest A lot of banging in my younger days, probably.

1:16:15 Drew With what?

1:16:16 Adam A rodeo clown or something?

1:16:18 Drew What?

1:16:18 Guest With women.

1:16:20 Adam Well, you got rid of all the good seed in high school?

1:16:24 Drew Now why the aches and pains?

1:16:25 Guest I just have headache pains my whole life.

1:16:27 Guest I went to a chiropractor about maybe 7 or 8 years ago. That helped for a little bit, but then I quit going.

1:16:34 Drew Why the aches and pains? You said you had back pain.

1:16:36 Guest I used to race BMX when I was like 10 years old.

1:16:41 Drew Maybe that might have done something.

1:16:43 Adam I raced BMX, played Pop Warner Football and Boxed.

1:16:46 Drew Did you ever get hit in the nuts?

1:16:47 Guest Have you ever had a sperm count? No.

1:16:49 Drew Did you ever get hit in the testes?

1:16:51 Guest No.

1:16:53 Drew And what did they tell you there about improving your fertility?

1:16:56 Guest They said if I improved my diet, something to do with carbohydrates. That might help.

1:17:02 Guest I really didn't ask about the medication if there is any.

1:17:04 Drew No there really aren't. But certainly diet and exercise and not using drugs or alcohol would be very important. No cigarettes? Do you smoke cigarettes?

1:17:12 Guest No.

1:17:13 Adam Okay. Well, Drew, can you bring the sperm back?

1:17:16 Drew Yeah, you can. People flush it sometimes. You can?

1:17:19 Guest Yeah. How do you do it? Is there anything you can do to?

1:17:21 Drew Just regular diet, a well-balanced diet and proper rest and exercise.

1:17:25 Adam No. I'm not going to do it.

1:17:27 Drew No. It depends. I suspect he's doing more. He's exposed to some chemicals or something if he really thought about it.

1:17:34 Adam Well, wait a minute. Doesn't every so many guys have a bad sperm?

1:17:41 Drew That's true.

1:17:41 Adam That's poor Adam.

1:17:43 Guest He seems like he's being pretty straightforward.

1:17:45 Drew I just wonder if he's not thinking about it. There's something that he's not thinking of he's doing. Does he work around chemicals? Wait a minute.

1:17:52 Adam The guy's 25 years old. I don't think it would be an environmental thing at this young age. I mean, unless the guy was working at Chernobyl or something.

1:18:02 Guest There's no implant process or anything that you can do.

1:18:05 Drew Oh, yeah. They can try to harvest sperm from the testing.

1:18:08 Adam They can?

1:18:10 Drew Yeah.

1:18:10 Adam So maybe it's dying along the way?

1:18:12 Drew Well, maybe they're not concentrating properly.

1:18:15 Adam So he can still have a kid that's his?

1:18:18 Drew Possibly. There's things they can try. And what I'm saying is I expect his sperm count would sort of fluctuate up and back. They didn't tell him, hey, you're zero. It's never going to happen.

1:18:28 Adam It didn't sound great, though.

1:18:29 Drew Yeah. Say something's up now and take care of yourself.

1:18:31 Adam Do they have to cut the sack open?

1:18:33 Drew If that's one of the ways.

1:18:35 Adam And then get it right out of the sack? Sperms in the sack?

1:18:38 Drew Right out of the sack. It's fresh right out of the sack.

1:18:40 Caller Wow.

1:18:42 Adam If I took a knitting needle and put it through my sack right now, would sperm come out on it?

1:18:47 Drew Let's see.

1:18:48 Adam You want to test that?

1:18:48 Guest Yeah. Let's not try it right in here.

1:18:49 Caller I'm telling you, Adam, your leg just started shaking.

1:18:52 Guest Shannon, do you have a band-aid just in case?

1:18:54 Adam Drew, hand me your knitting bag. I know you're making a tea cozy for your mother-in-law. Give me that, baby. Let's try that. Should we take another break?

1:19:04 Drew Yeah, let's do.

1:19:04 Adam Yeah, what the hell? We'll be back.

1:19:07 Guest Love Line, Love Line, we'll be right back.

1:19:42 Adam Hey, hey, hey! It's the Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew Loveline, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Shannon and Andy are both here from Temptation Island. Boss Stone's in here tomorrow night. You guys are probably curious why I'm drinking water out of a goddamn bowl.

1:20:01 Drew Oh my God, like a kitten.

1:20:03 Guest That's what I was thinking when you brought it in.

1:20:05 Adam Let me tell you something about Westwood One. Dump. Dump. This place is a asshole. Please, somebody from Westwood One with an ounce of dignity, please hear this or someone put it on cassette and give it to somebody. Do they have cassette players here? I don't know. Have a Neanderthal carve it out on a piece of bark and hand it to the jackasses that run this dump and tell them to get some goddamn cups. There's no cups in this place and there was 500 paper cups in here. That was a month ago when the listeners, the same folks who send in our seats because this cheap sons of bitches who run this asshole known as Westwood One won't spring for anything. Mic cords go bad every 10 seconds. This place is a dump. I don't know how else to say it. I don't know what else. Is there any dignity at all in this country and this group and this organization? It doesn't bother them at all. How come I'm not even being disciplined for calling the company I work for a crap hole, a dump. This place is a dump.

1:21:14 Guest He is angry.

1:21:15 Drew He's begging for discipline.

1:21:16 Adam Please, put some popcorn in the vending machine. Get some goddamn cups in this dump.

1:21:21 Guest I don't blame you. He looks like a little Yorkie sipping on that.

1:21:25 Drew You gotta drink water out of a bowl. They do have bowls though. Coincidentally.

1:21:30 Adam Oh, there we go. All right.

1:21:31 Guest You all right? Yep.

1:21:33 Adam Hello. All right. Lisa?

1:21:38 Caller Yes.

1:21:38 Adam Yeah. 22.

1:21:40 Caller Yeah.

1:21:40 Adam Believe me, the stereo equipment you have in your dad's trailer is better than the crap that's in this crap hole.

1:21:48 Drew Kenwood and the Marantz.

1:21:49 Guest Your at-home karaoke machine.

1:21:51 Adam Yes. Yes. The Tandy stereo you have from Radio Shack, Circa 1974 is better than this dump. Go ahead there, Lisa.

1:22:00 Guest How you guys doing?

1:22:01 Adam Yeah, good times. Good times.

1:22:03 Guest I just have a quick question. I've been with my boyfriend for like 10 months now and we have like a really, really good relationship. But like once in a while, I like ask some questions like, how do you think a relationship is doing or you think we're doing, like, you know, normal questions like how you think a relationship is doing. And my boyfriend is a dancer and like he lives in a store for a living.

1:22:24 Guest Yeah.

1:22:24 Guest Well, I mean, I do.

1:22:25 Adam I hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Brainiac, could you please turn your radio down?

1:22:31 Caller Me?

1:22:34 Adam I hear the background noise too. You know the part where you're hearing you very loudly?

1:22:37 Guest Hold on.

1:22:37 Adam Hold on.

1:22:37 Guest Let me put it down.

1:22:38 Adam What is that? I want you everyone in the stomach tonight. We tell them, oh, look at this.

1:22:45 Caller Oh, put it down.

1:22:47 Adam It wasn't because I'm at work and Ann found Cups. Thank you, Ann. I take it back. It was a wonderful company with Cups. Go ahead. Your boyfriend is an exotic dancer.

1:22:57 Guest Yes, he is.

1:22:58 Adam Does he work at a club?

1:23:00 Guest Yes, he does. But he works in Canada. Well, actually, he does take it all off. What am I saying? Okay. But anyway, once in a while, he'll talk to his cus-

1:23:07 Adam Well, hold on. He gets totally naked?

1:23:11 Guest Yeah, in Canada, they do.

1:23:12 Adam Bad times.

1:23:13 Guest Well, honestly, I do trust them. Usually, I really don't trust guys just because I have a bad experience with not having fathers around or just a bad relationship.

1:23:22 Adam Well, you seem like you've really hooked up with a dynamite individual.

1:23:27 Drew Yeah, this kind of person you should trust, of course.

1:23:30 Adam Sure.

1:23:30 Guest I do trust them. I can't always trust everybody 100 percent, but I trust them. But once in a while, he'll talk to his customers on the phone. I asked him some simple questions like, are you going to hang out with her? Or like I said before, how do you think a relationship is doing? He's always telling me that he thinks I'm really insecure. I just wanted to know, do you think those are like insecurity problems or is it just normal for somebody to feel like that?

1:23:52 Adam I talk the most to strippers. I see the strip club on the phone that week.

1:23:56 Guest Right. That's a little fishy.

1:23:58 Guest Yeah.

1:23:59 Guest Are you long distance then? Are they long distance relationship? Where is she?

1:24:04 Guest Is it long distance?

1:24:05 Adam He's Canadian gals.

1:24:06 Guest Where is-

1:24:07 Drew You live together with him?

1:24:08 Guest No, no, no.

1:24:08 Guest He lives in Michigan. I live in Windsor.

1:24:11 Adam I see.

1:24:11 Guest It's like 10 minutes away from my house. Oh, okay.

1:24:15 Adam So you both live in- He's in Windsor.

1:24:19 Drew Why does he have women calling his house?

1:24:21 Guest I mean, he had this customer for a really long time, like before I met him.

1:24:25 Adam Customer. I understand the guy doesn't install vertical blinds. I mean, he dances around naked in front of this customer, client.

1:24:34 Guest He spends close to a thousand a week on them. You know what I mean? I'm not going to mess with his money. I mean, that's his money.

1:24:41 Adam How does she spend close to a thousand a week on him?

1:24:44 Guest She goes into his work and she sits him down and rents him or whatever you call it for like four hours a night, twice a week, three times a week.

1:24:51 Drew What do you think they're doing during those rental periods?

1:24:55 Guest He's got to talk to her. He's got to just tell her stupid stuff. They talk or whatever. I mean, I know a lot of guys in there.

1:25:01 Guest For a thousand bucks a week, I don't know if he's just talking.

1:25:05 Adam There's something going on.

1:25:07 Guest No, listen, honestly, it's like a lot of older, a lot of insecure ladies go in there and...

1:25:13 Adam Yeah.

1:25:13 Guest You know what I mean? They just tell them their problems and you've got to listen. Like I said, I mean, I really don't trust guys 100 percent, but I really do trust them. Not 100 percent, but I do trust them. You know what I mean?

1:25:23 Adam No, this guy, his word is his bond. I mean, this guy is golden. Yeah, he's a keeper, this guy. He's on the horn with his middle-aged Canuck who's paying him a grand to talk, and I'm holding my fingers up in quotations.

1:25:39 Drew This is Jigolo, Alisa, right? You're dating a Jigolo.

1:25:42 Guest Pretty much.

1:25:43 Drew Yeah, not pretty much. We might as well deal in reality here. You're dating when he gets paid to...

1:25:49 Adam What's he wearing when he's talking to her?

1:25:51 Guest Oh, he's wearing clothes when he's talking to her. The only time he gets naked is when he's on stage.

1:25:55 Adam I see. I'm the same way. I take a shower in a pair of dockers, but when I'm on stage, that's when it comes up.

1:26:03 Guest He goes on stage, he does his dance, and then she sits down and pays him to talk to him.

1:26:09 Guest Yeah, pretty much. Sometimes they'll ask him to dance for them, but most of the time the ladies ask him to talk to them. Right.

1:26:15 Adam Most of the time it's just four or five hundred bucks for a little conversation.

1:26:18 Guest Seriously. I even see it myself. I like to go sometimes.

1:26:21 Adam No, I know how it goes. It's like, how do you think NAFTA is impacting Canadian in the trade between the states and then what about Mexico before? Well, my opinion is $400.

1:26:33 Guest You guys are like making me worry now.

1:26:35 Adam Yeah. You should worry. You should worry about a lot of things. You don't have any kids with this idiot, do you?

1:26:41 Guest No, no, no, no. We talk about serious stuff, but I mean, it's not that serious.

1:26:46 Adam Sure. Which thong bag should I wear tonight, honey?

1:26:49 Drew The reason to tell you you're insecure is that he probably can't believe that you would be involved with him and then try to contain his behavior for someone that's a gigolo. What are you doing? What are you doing? Well, I'm getting paid to be with women. Okay. Well, as long as I can trust you.

1:27:07 Guest But see, he's a really smart guy. He's going to school and he's got his own business. It's not like he's not really all dependent on his job.

1:27:13 Drew Just for laughs, what's the business?

1:27:15 Guest He's got his own. He's got his own landscaping business.

1:27:19 Drew Landscaping. Pool man. Pool man.

1:27:21 Adam Does he work in the nude or does he wear a thong back when he does the landscaping?

1:27:26 Caller He wears clothes.

1:27:27 Adam And by the way, let me explain. Someone who's worked in the construction field for many years, landscaping is basically guys who go out and dig. That's code for just labor, essentially. You're just hauling dirt all day. You're not doing anything. You're one step away from it.

1:27:44 Drew But this guy's a genius.

1:27:45 Adam Yeah.

1:27:46 Drew Genius.

1:27:46 Adam All right.

1:27:47 Drew He's really smart.

1:27:48 Adam Okay. All right. Listen, he's smart. It's relative though. You know what I'm saying? He's smart. Maybe the smartest guy you know, but we know smarter people. When did you say that?

1:27:59 Guest He's not the smartest guy I know, but he's smart.

1:28:01 Adam All right. Listen, don't let him get you pregnant.

1:28:04 Guest I'm not.

1:28:05 Adam Okay. What do you do for a living?

1:28:06 Guest I'm a security guard. Oh my God. Wow. I'm a security guard and I work at a tanning booth.

1:28:13 Adam You guys are-

1:28:14 Guest I'm going to school still, so.

1:28:16 Adam Junior college?

1:28:17 Guest Yes.

1:28:18 Adam Shocking.

1:28:20 Guest Shocking.

1:28:21 Adam I am flabbergasted. I'm rarely right on the junior college call. I can't even believe it. Just a shot in the dark. All right, baby. Keep an eye on this guy. I don't like the phone conversation aspect of the hook up with the customer. Oh, my God. My God. Producer Anne, how long would this go on in your household if Doug was on the horn? The Orkin guy calls on the phone. Doug picks it up. He's screwed. I mean, Drew, you can't do anything. Could you imagine?

1:28:54 Drew Are you kidding?

1:28:55 Adam Could you imagine?

1:28:56 Guest I wouldn't put up with that.

1:28:58 Adam No. Nobody but Lisa would put up with it. Ironically, she's the one who's worried about getting screwed around on. All right. Oh, boy. This guy's really got a deal. David? Yeah. You're 20. And what do you do? When they're on stage and they're nude, are they just kind of doing that move I do when I get out of the shower? Right. You know, do that sack whip or what is their move?

1:29:23 Drew Can't say I know.

1:29:25 Adam David? Yeah, I'm here. Hey, you're 20 there. Good times.

1:29:28 Guest Hang on a second, okay?

1:29:29 Adam Yeah, okay.

1:29:31 Caller Yeah.

1:29:33 Guest Angela?

1:29:34 Caller Yeah? You're 18?

1:29:35 Guest Uh-huh.

1:29:36 Adam What's up?

1:29:37 Caller Here's the deal. I've been masturbating pretty much ever since I was a very young infant.

1:29:47 Adam A young infant?

1:29:48 Caller Yeah, like before I was one.

1:29:49 Adam Wouldn't be like a middle-aged type infant.

1:29:51 Drew Anything weird happen to you?

1:29:54 Caller Not that I know of.

1:29:56 Drew Okay.

1:29:56 Caller My mom says there might have been a babysitter. It all happened before I was one. So I wasn't like, you know, traumatized by it. But I used to like masturbate with my dolls. Like, I don't know if you saw like Toy Story, that little creepy doll, the doll head that ran around. My dolls all looked like that. And my mom would take them away because she was raised in a very religious household and she like taught me that masturbating was evil and that it was a sinner for doing it and everything. And my dad would talk to me and tell me, you know, it's not that big a deal. Don't worry about it. And, you know, I since talked to him and he said, I was very sexually interested child. I've always like looking at naked people and things like that. And I was just wondering if that's really unusual.

1:30:45 Adam How were you masturbating with your dolls?

1:30:48 Caller Like with their heads, like their heads on them. I don't know how to explain it.

1:30:56 Adam Would they go in you?

1:30:57 Drew Shannon has a real pained look right now.

1:30:59 Caller Well, I mean, unless they were Barbies, I just can't even imagine.

1:31:04 Caller There wasn't any penetration. It was just like on the surface.

1:31:07 Caller Rubbing. Yeah.

1:31:09 Adam Wow, okay. I put a GI Joe up my ass and all through high school.

1:31:13 Drew Oh, there it is.

1:31:15 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:31:16 Drew Still there now.

1:31:17 Adam Yeah.

1:31:18 Drew Hey.

1:31:18 Adam Kung-Fu grip still on my nuts. Couldn't shake it. Yeah. This doesn't sound great so far. Have you had a lot of partners?

1:31:29 Caller No. Only one. That was like two years ago.

1:31:31 Adam Interesting.

1:31:32 Drew All right. Okay. You're okay otherwise?

1:31:34 Caller Yeah.

1:31:35 Drew Is there manic depressive in your family? Anything like that?

1:31:39 Caller There is depression, but not manic depression. Actually, last week I was just diagnosed with adult ADD.

1:31:43 Drew Yeah. I was sort of going down that path.

1:31:46 Adam Do you pick at your hair or pick at yourself or?

1:31:49 Caller No. I have inattentive ADD. So I'm not hyperactive. I just tune out sometimes.

1:31:54 Adam Yeah. I have that too. Everybody has that.

1:32:01 Drew You just heard what?

1:32:02 Caller I've talked to my best friend and she's also really religious. I'm from Utah. All my friends, everyone is Mormon. My mom's Mormon and everyone. So like she told me, like I told her that I am masturbated before and she just thought that was like the most shocking thing she'd ever heard. And she and her boyfriend, she said she and her boyfriend have never done that before.

1:32:21 Drew Well, her boyfriend's never done it? I think he has. Yeah. It's normal for you to do that. It's not a big deal. Stay with the church though. I think it's going to help you.

1:32:28 Caller Well, I'm not religious.

1:32:30 Drew Well, the church and the community might help you contain.

1:32:32 Adam Aren't you scared she goes in the church and she may catch on fire? Is that possible? I've seen religious movies. I've never been to one. That's why I'm scared myself.

1:32:41 Guest That's why you never go near churches.

1:32:42 Adam That's right.

1:32:44 Drew Well, listen, Angela, there's nothing. You're being looked at. You may have ADD. It's going to be treated. This is an interesting symptom, but you're otherwise doing well in other parts of your life. Just let's not worry about this.

1:32:57 Adam You're not acting out. I have a real quick question. Angela? Uh-huh? You a big gal?

1:33:02 Caller No.

1:33:03 Adam No? What are you coming in at?

1:33:05 Caller What do you mean, like my weight?

1:33:06 Adam Yeah.

1:33:07 Caller I'm about 130. I'm 5'6.

1:33:09 Adam All right. Just checking. All right, there you go. Take care.

1:33:13 Caller Thanks.

1:33:13 Adam All right. Good times. She just said, Shannon, I'd expect her to be all over the map sexually, and she's contained herself. I wonder if there's a reason, guys, we're staring clear, but that's her.

1:33:23 Guest Was she still under the dolls at this point? I didn't really get that. Or is that just a childhood thing?

1:33:27 Drew We'll never know.

1:33:28 Adam I think she is. All right, we'll be back.

1:33:33 Guest Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:34:03 Adam There he is. Another fabulous Loveline show in the ground. I want to thank Andy and Shannon for coming in here from Temptation Island.

1:34:11 Guest It was our pleasure. Thanks for having us.

1:34:12 Guest Thanks, guys.

1:34:13 Adam Good to see you guys, and best of luck in the future. We rarely say that because we don't pretend to care on this show, but we like you guys. You guys are a good couple. I hope you stay together and have many fruitful years ahead of you. The Boss Tone is in here tomorrow night. We couldn't be happier about that. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo. Yeah, a little yeasty on the peckeroo.

1:34:37 Guest This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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