Episode 1000754886997

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:10 Voiceover Love Line on 947NRK is brought to you by Car Toys and by The Cobalt Lounge. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Love Line, coast to coast.

1:38 Adam Hey, everybody. Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew. This is the best of Love Line. And I'll tell you why it's the best because normally we get C-list celebrities in this studio.

1:53 Clive Barker is excluded because he's sitting here.

1:56 Adam But tonight, we got the big names. Kara Top, Destiny's Child, Sean Patrick Thomas.

2:02 Thank you.

2:02 Adam And Jamie Pressley is going to be here.

2:04 Excellent.

2:08 I can't hear me, actually.

2:08 Drew Where's the new intro that I've mastered?

2:10 Adam Yeah, we'll play that tomorrow night.

2:12 Okay.

2:12 Adam Kara Top is our guest tonight.

2:15 You were great in the Billboard Awards.

2:17 Oh, really? Yeah, absolutely.

2:19 I was there in the audience.

2:19 Drew Now I know you're BSing it.

2:21 No, I really thought that was great. You and Cathy were great. I mean, I was sitting there going, this is great.

2:25 I didn't... Thanks.

2:28 Have y'all like just reamed you for this?

2:30 No, you were great.

2:31 It's like Letterman's on the Oscars. No, you were great. Oh, thanks. Yeah, very entertaining. It's very funny.

2:36 Drew He wants to be on a man show badly.

2:37 No, I know. Honestly, I just, I think, as a comic, I like to see entertaining things. I know that you guys pulled that off great. I would hate to have that kind of pressure of like being the host of something like that and it's sucking and you guys killed it.

2:49 Adam To tell you the truth, I didn't feel any pressure until just before the show when people kept telling me, don't you feel a lot of pressure? No, they go, but it's live and I go, oh yeah, and there's going to be 18,000 people in the arena. I'm like, okay, thanks. Now, I just crap myself. You happy?

3:06 But there's a million people watching right now.

3:08 They're listening, sorry, listening.

3:10 Live TV is the greatest. Yeah, but they're all still.

3:11 There's only four watching right now.

3:13 Adam I don't, I never think about that.

3:15 Six listening. Oh, six, okay.

3:16 Billy?

3:17 Yeah.

3:18 Adam You're 26.

3:19 Caller Yeah.

3:19 Adam What is up?

3:21 My question is for Dr. Drew.

3:23 Drew Yeah.

3:24 I just recently got a vasectomy.

3:26 And it seems like I'm shooting my load a lot quicker.

3:29 Drew Well, people describe it being more intense for a short while after the procedure.

3:34 Caller Yeah.

3:35 My friend told me that too.

3:36 Caller Yeah.

3:37 Caller He should get one every week.

3:38 Caller I was like, wow.

3:39 Drew It's a one time gig. But he usually doesn't cause any prematurity. I've never read that or heard of that.

3:48 Adam Well, maybe now it's just the sort of pull out pressures off and you're free. You know what I mean?

3:54 Well, I've never really pulled out. I have three kids.

3:56 That's why I've done it.

3:58 Adam Well, I see.

3:59 Drew God bless you.

4:00 Caller You don't mess around.

4:01 Adam And when do you think it's shaved off your time sexually?

4:06 About 10 minutes.

4:07 Drew From what to what? How long was it before?

4:11 Caller It started at 11.

4:12 No, it was about 13 to 15 before.

4:16 Drew No, not about five.

4:18 Caller Well, three to five.

4:18 Adam Yeah, I'm lucky.

4:21 Caller Is that odd?

4:22 Drew That's peculiar. I've never heard that complaint, but how long ago was the procedure?

4:27 Caller In June.

4:28 Caller Wow, that's interesting.

4:29 Drew Have you talked to the urologist about it?

4:31 No, I haven't. I haven't talked to him since it happened.

4:33 Drew You should talk to him about it. You weren't using a condom or something like that before, were you?

4:37 No.

4:38 Adam And what about after you had the procedure, how long did you have to not fiddle with your junk? A week. A week? Is that week the longest you've went?

4:51 Well, without from a woman?

4:53 Yeah.

4:54 Adam Without anything?

4:56 Oh, without anything, yeah.

4:57 Adam What I'm saying is maybe that one week interruption.

5:01 Drew Set it back? Yeah, right.

5:02 Adam He interrupted his whole life's flow in Chi. You know what I mean? I mean, God knows if I went three days without yanking myself off, what would happen?

5:12 Drew Oh, your Chi would...

5:14 Caller I'm amazing after that. Yes, exam that after three days.

5:17 Drew Speaking of the explosion, did you hear those damn sonic booms today?

5:20 Caller Yes, what was that?

5:21 Drew It was the space shuttle coming in. Oh, wow. Hey, Charlie.

5:27 Caller I thought it was a bomb going off. I thought they were just making room to build another house or something.

5:32 Drew I thought it was either construction, some major explosion, or a bomb going off.

5:36 Caller Just making space.

5:37 Adam Yeah, I heard it today about noon or something.

5:39 Caller Yeah, it was around noontime. It was two.

5:40 Adam Oh, was it that late?

5:41 Caller It was a double boom. That's wild. It was a big boom.

5:46 Adam Where does that thing land? At Edwards? And is that the sound of it when it's entering the atmosphere?

5:52 Caller Could you imagine having sex during that thing? You're like, boom, boom. You're like, oh, yeah, huh?

5:55 Adam How am I?

5:56 Caller Like, you're the man.

5:57 Drew Well, you can time it, right? You know when it's coming down.

5:59 Caller It's a sonic boom. They would think you're the man, right?

6:02 Adam That's what that was.

6:03 Caller Can't time the man.

6:04 Adam What's up? Where did you hear that? Can you hear it everywhere?

6:07 Caller No, everywhere. Oh, yeah.

6:08 Drew I was in Pasadena looking around. I thought something had gone off.

6:10 Caller I was in Orlando.

6:12 Drew I said to myself, I thought, I thought that is not normal. That's something. I don't know what it is, but it's something. And then I heard on the news tonight, they were talking about it.

6:19 Caller I thought Star Jones did a jumping jack. I swore to God, there was something weird.

6:23 Adam That was her labia flamping the guy.

6:24 Yeah. Yeah.

6:26 Caller My dad was an agro-holic. My parents split up when I was in junior high. It was a rough time. And then there's days that I go, man, I went to camp and I was abused there, too, and like all kinds of crazy ways. But you kind of go through it your own way.

6:40 Drew Camp, Adam, camp.

6:41 Caller It was. It was camp. It was awesome. No, it was awful. No, it was awful. It was the worst thing ever, but it was also a growing experience for me. And who knows? And I went to junior college, too. What's a junior college thing? Junior college sucked, but I went through it and I hated it, but I couldn't afford to go to college. So I had to do this thing. I had to go to junior college and God forbid.

6:58 Adam Where did you grow up?

6:59 Caller I grew up in Florida. Speaking of the sonic boom, my dad worked at NASA at the space center. So when he said sonic boom, I didn't even know that there was a shuttle today. I grew up at the whole space center. My dad worked at NASA, the whole nine yards, an engineer.

7:09 Drew And he was alcoholic.

7:11 Caller Yeah.

7:11 Drew That's reassuring.

7:12 Caller Well, it's yeah. You know, he used to have a problem. That's because my father like crap, Larry, damn it.

7:19 Adam Is he still working there?

7:20 Caller No, he's retired. He's still alive. Absolutely. He's a very healthy guy.

7:23 Drew Did he work for Morton's Diacol?

7:25 Caller No, no, no, no. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. No, he was retired.

7:29 Adam Was he still working at NASA when Carrot Top was Carrot Top? Right. Yeah.

7:33 Caller That may have put him into retirement. No, I think it was kind of cool because all of his engineer buddies like, your son's Carrot Top. It's like, yeah, he'll be on the Tonight Show tonight. And they'd watch and they'd go, that was true. But if you look at my act, it's very engineer like. I create things and I got a lot of my father in me and a lot of my mother's personality.

7:50 Adam And a little bit of camp counselor.

7:51 Caller And a little bit of camp counselor in me. I was sexually abused by the way by my camp counselor. He goes, you got any squirrels in there? You got any squirrels in there? After you take a shower, he'd put your hands in your pants and be like, test your, yeah. You got any nuts? You got any squirrels down here in your thing? And I'm like, what the? Well, you know what's weird? As you get older, you start thinking, holy crap, I was sexually abused. I see these celebrities on these shows going, I was sexually molested. I'm thinking, who wasn't? I mean, like, everybody had that day when you're, when somebody did something to you. I don't know, 28? No, I was like, 13. No, 12.

8:24 Adam I'm sending my kid to Jewish camp, even though he won't be Jewish, just so he won't get molested.

8:29 Caller I was molested in your parking lot tonight. Really?

8:31 Adam Well, that was fun.

8:32 Caller I'm not going to, I'm not going to say I didn't enjoy it. I'm just saying it happened.

8:34 Adam That's called a hernia check. Yeah, a hernia check. That's Drew doing that, right, buddy?

8:38 Caller But it was true. I mean, everybody, do you think everybody at one point in your life had that?

8:41 Adam Drew does, here's a problem, Carotep.

8:43 Caller Really?

8:43 Adam Then they got him? They got him. Drew has triplets that are almost eight years old.

8:47 Caller Oh, really?

8:48 Adam So when you're talking about molestation of children, he gets weird.

8:50 Caller I'm not saying that I was molested necessarily. I'm just saying you have to-

8:53 Drew You're sexually abused.

8:55 Caller Exactly. It wasn't like molested. It wasn't like having sex with it. It was just a moment where I went, you know, this isn't right. That's all. There's something weird and you don't know who to talk to. Who do you go to and say, hey, this guy just grabbed me or this woman just said molested me? He was like, you just went, this isn't right.

9:08 Drew There was a woman, Adam, molested him.

9:09 Caller Oh, really?

9:10 Caller No.

9:12 Caller I think I had.

9:13 Adam You had a way, you had both?

9:14 Caller I think I had both, actually. I think I had it.

9:16 Adam The guys were like, you need to pull a counselor out of that crowd of yours.

9:20 The same thing. Yeah.

9:21 She checked for nuts?

9:22 Yeah.

9:22 Caller Well, she was just like, yeah, I was fondling.

9:25 Adam What the hell kind of camp was this?

9:26 Caller Kind of a fondling kind of thing.

9:27 Adam What kind of camp was this?

9:28 Caller It was a camp I want to go back to.

9:30 Adam Damn it.

9:31 Caller You think they'll take me again? Is this in Florida? Got a check pulled out. No, it's in Georgia of all places.

9:36 Adam I thought we were doing it in Georgia, thought you were in Florida.

9:38 Caller I did. My parents said you need to go to camp in Georgia.

9:41 Adam Well, listen, here's the point. You're crying all the way to the bank now, right?

9:44 Caller No, I'm actually kind of upset that this came out in the air.

9:47 Adam You're laughing and crying all the way to the bank, is what I'm saying.

9:49 Caller I'm having a great time.

9:50 Adam I mean, wouldn't you say-

9:51 Drew Tears of the clown, guys.

9:52 Adam Yeah, wouldn't you say that you're colorful childhood. Don't you think that's what helped you along with your sense of humor?

10:01 Caller Absolutely.

10:02 Adam Not that you would have been funny.

10:03 Caller No, but you're skinny, you're red hair and freckles, of course, you're the class clown. You want to do something to fit in, to make yourself feel like one of the, one of the game.

10:09 Adam Right, you're a captain of the football team.

10:11 Caller I wasn't captain of the football team.

10:12 Adam You might not have had the sense of humor going to Vegas and making millions of dollars.

10:16 Caller Exactly. Millions.

10:17 Adam Tony. Oh, yes.

10:18 Caller I need millions.

10:19 Adam Tony, you're 18. What's up?

10:21 Yeah, I just wanted to know if you guys could do the lightning round or the Dr. Drew boogie.

10:26 Adam I'll tell you what, Tony.

10:28 Yeah.

10:28 Adam The lightning round is something I say for the end of some shows, but not when we have a guest. I'll do it. I'll do it on the first night we don't have a guest.

10:37 Okay.

10:38 Adam All right. But we can play the Dr. Drew boogie.

10:40 All right. That'd be fine.

10:41 Adam You want to hear the Dr. Drew shuffle the Dr. Drew boogie.

10:43 Caller Tony, where are you calling from? Boogie. Where's Tony calling from?

10:45 Salt Lake.

10:46 Caller Salt Lake City. Right on.

10:47 Cool.

10:47 Caller Yeah.

10:48 All right.

10:48 Drew Play the boogie.

10:49 All right.

11:34 Drew It's called Intimacy. Can I say that? You're fat, you're gay, confused, you're sick, you're overweight, you're still aversion, you're dysfunctional, not acceptable.

11:45 Caller Dr. Drew's right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

11:48 Drew It reminds me that I don't call enough people shit.

11:51 Caller That's me, I like that. That's me, hey.

11:54 Adam That's a serendipity that we play that today.

11:55 Caller It's a Carrot Top classic right here at 97.4. Let's get the ow.

12:00 Adam Let's get the ow.

12:01 Caller Wrong station?

12:01 Adam Let's record it clean ow.

12:03 Go ahead.

12:03 Caller Ow! Wait, let me do it. No, I did it already.

12:07 Adam You don't need a new one, do you?

12:08 Ow! Ow! You're a damn bastard. Ow!

12:13 Drew Yeah, that's good. There you go.

12:15 Adam All right, cart that up.

12:16 Cart that up.

12:17 Adam Here we go. Jeff.

12:19 Hello?

12:20 Adam Year 17.

12:21 Hey, David.

12:22 What's up?

12:22 Caller I love you guys.

12:23 Adam Thanks.

12:24 I've been listening since you started talking about Boobville.

12:27 Thank you.

12:28 Adam It was many years ago.

12:29 Yeah.

12:30 Drew A faint memory now and a failed dream.

12:34 Caller A story about being nine, remember?

12:37 Adam What's up there, Jeff?

12:38 Okay. My question is, how long does ecstasy stay in your system?

12:43 Drew It's pretty short. It's certainly about 12.

12:44 Caller Because I did it around what time is it now?

12:46 Drew Twelve hours or so.

12:48 Caller That long?

12:48 Drew But the effects can go on essentially for a lifetime.

12:52 Caller Honestly? No, honestly?

12:53 Drew Honestly, if you do ecstasy more than 20 times, let's say.

12:59 Caller Okay.

13:00 Drew You should expect depression, panic attacks, and anxiety potentially the rest of your life.

13:04 Adam Carotide. You can't do drugs.

13:06 Caller No, but I've done ecstasy.

13:08 Adam Yeah, I have too. But don't you?

13:12 Caller I've done ecstasy. I love that. You know what the problem was? I loved it. I was like, oh, really? Oh, yeah. How many times have you done it? Because 20, I'm scared.

13:22 Drew One of the things ecstasy stimulates, I was telling you about this the other night, it stimulates the amygdala, which is a region of the brain that monitors for novelty. So it makes things that are different or even routine seem out of the ordinary and special and interesting. And you overdo that part of the brain and you lose that ability. Everything seems flat.

13:40 Caller Well, I have to be honest with you guys without sounding stupid or humorous here because I want to be humorous, but at the same time, a lot of people say, oh, you do drugs, DJ Rock, it's like at the same time, people that do those drugs that look to be like, to find what you just said, that novelty, that song, I'm already kind of freaked, I'm already whacked. So when I did it, I found myself depressed. I found myself not finding that. I would be on. When I'm not on drugs, I'm having a great time right now. I'm completely sober, not drugged, nothing. But when I did that, I found myself, I enjoyed it. I'm not going to lie, but at the same time, I was like, it didn't get me off like I thought it was going to get me off. But what about, I just enjoyed it.

14:18 Adam What about pot?

14:19 Caller But a lot of people, well, pot, as my mom would say, grass, are you in the grass? It's so funny to hear your parents say, you know, where are you getting this? You know, can you find me some? Because we're getting ripped off at work. But your grass is like, or pot, whatever, bobo, the whole, you know, ganja, all the words. I think, to me, it's just like, it's a recreational kind of thing. It's so stupid. I don't know why it's such a big bad drug. Does that cause, shown harm beyond excessive use? I'm not saying excessive like...

14:48 Drew It's no different than alcohol or tobacco.

14:50 Caller Right. So anything excessive, I mean...

14:51 Drew And it's profoundly addictive for some people, profoundly. And that's where it gets...

14:56 Caller Because I don't find it addictive at all. In fact, I've done it a few times. Could go a year without it. Two years. Two months, two hours. And then all of a sudden you're like, okay, I'll do a little one. It's fun.

15:06 Adam It's recreational. You get stoned, you go, oh my God, I'm Carrot Top.

15:11 Caller No, I do that when I'm sober. Oh my God, I'm Carrot Top. What have I done to myself?

15:14 Adam Last time I got stoned, I went, oh my God, I'm Carrot Top.

15:16 I'm running down the street screaming.

15:21 Adam This trunk humor is not going to work on the radio.

15:24 Caller I know.

15:25 Adam I'll tell you seriously, I barely smoke weed anymore. The reason I don't smoke much pot anymore is because I have like two mortgages and a big nut every week.

15:38 Caller Hey, let me tell you something. I'm with you.

15:40 Adam And I'm 36. Amen. And I think to myself, I'm going to get stoned and I'm going to start freaking out.

15:45 Caller Amen.

15:46 Adam Like, it's easy to get stoned when you got nothing going on in your mind.

15:50 Caller I agree. No, I'm looking at you like I'm agreeing with you. I'm actually going, hey, I found my brother here. I agree with you. And the same thing with, you know, I drink when I'm home and have a good glass of wine. Like, I'm not a drinker like as far as getting smashed. I went out there the night in Hollywood. I never go out in Hollywood. I had a couple glasses of wine and I got pulled over on Sunset Boulevard. This is not a joke. Sunset Boulevard right in front of the comedy store. Right. And maybe the cops listening and they got pulled me over. And of all things, I mean, I've never been pulled over. Ow! Never been pulled over in my life in like, let's say, 25 years. Okay, I was 10 when I got pulled over. Right. But I got pulled over and the guy says he's been drinking. I said, I had a glass of wine. He says, a glass of wine? I said, I had a couple of glasses of wine. And he said, really? Well, you see, when you're sure? I said, absolutely. Got pulled over. And I think about all the times people have been pulled over. And I know what it is. It's like, it's that, of course, it's that pressure of, you have authority and you have yourself. And there you are. And you stand there going, you know, I'm not drunk. And thank God I wasn't. But I was like, I did have two glasses of wine.

16:48 Drew You made to get out and do the test?

16:49 Caller Well, I was wondering, I said, what if two glasses of wine is drunk? Yeah. Because I was fine. So I get out, I get in the car and he does the whole thing. Touch your nose, do this, put your head up, count to 30. I get done and it was all intimidation kind of thing. He says, count to 30. So I get done. He said, when you get to 30, count, it said time. I got to 30, it said time. He says, well, where did you decide on 30? I said, I counted. Right. Well, how did you count to 30? I said, I just counted to 30. He says, uh-huh. And he's trying to like trick you. See, when you're drunk, you don't know how to respond to this. You're like, oh, no. I was like, why count it to 30?

17:23 Adam Right. And so is this on Sunset?

17:26 Caller On Sunset, right? Right. Literally crossed from like the sky bar.

17:28 Adam You saw that people must be like honking.

17:30 Caller Oh, no, they're going carrot top. And the guy said they're going carrot top. He thinks because the red hair and then it goes on. And I said, I'm having a little hard time concentrating because I'm being heckled here by people. One guy walks. I swear to God, I go, hey, kid, he said, let him go. And I said, I go, no, really, I'm fine. I really was like, I was like, get away from me. You're ruining my whole thing here. I said, I'm fine. And the cop looks at him like, this cop had braces. It was really funny because he had braces. I mean, he's like 18. He's like, he's like, just keep it moving. I said, I'm fine. Sorry. He said, you know that guy? I said, no, but he, how does he know you? I said, well, now I'm afraid to say. Drug deal went bad. I'm on TV or I'm a comedian. So I said, well, I'm a comedian. He says, comedian. I said, yeah. He says, well, it's not real funny now, is it? I said, I never said it was funny. Now all of a sudden I'm like defensive. I'm like, I didn't say it was funny. I'm just trying to, you do your duty. You know, you're a police officer law. Do your duty. I'm not drunk. I'm going to pass this test because I'm not drunk. And I'm thinking, you said that? You said no. Yeah. I said, I'm not drunk. I'm going to do whatever I have to do to pass this test. Let's move it on because I want to go home. And so sure enough, he does the whole thing. And I'm 20 minutes go by and now he's doing a whole anal search. I'm thinking, is this part of the drug? This is weird. This is the weirdest alcohol I've ever had in my life. But I actually enjoyed it. I actually enjoyed it. I said, you know what? You should check. I had three glasses. Check again. But no, I get done and everything's fine. And so the whole thing needs to say. Then he says, OK, I'm going to give you a ticket for taking a left out of the zones of this road. I haven't taken 20 years.

18:49 Adam Right. I like that. I like that. As long as we've pulled you over for something else.

18:54 Drew Yeah.

18:55 Caller Yeah.

18:55 Drew Yeah.

18:55 Caller Get the ticket.

19:03 Adam Welcome back to the best of Loveline. And our next guest actually convinced Drew to buy the car he's driving.

19:10 Drew No, no, no. We just heard from him.

19:12 Adam Oh.

19:13 Drew Our next guest is Destiny's Child.

19:16 Adam Destiny's Child, I ran into at the Teen Choice Awards a couple years ago. Fresh-faced young punks, and they were dying to do this show. So here they are. Beyoncé, Kelly, Farrah, and Michelle are all here from Destiny's Child. We'll hear something else off of their CD. They're nominated for a couple of Grammys. They'll be collecting those before they head out to the parties.

19:38 Drew If you go with them.

19:39 Caller If you go with them.

19:40 Adam If I go. I gotta be honest with you ladies, there's a couple other girl bands that are interested in hand me along for the ride. Word apparently got out last year that I was a bit of a good luck charm with the Dixie Chicks. Bringing them a couple of Grammys, although they don't want me back this year.

19:58 Drew You know what I'm going to say, after the last just incident.

20:01 Adam Oh please. We had a, there's a little misunderstanding with the Dixies. I guess a good enough time to tell that story. Sure. Okay, I never met the Dixie Chicks before the Grammys. And I was sitting in my office of the Man Show and I got a call from my agent, or manager, and he said one of the Dixie Chicks would like to take you to the Grammys as her escort. And I said, really? Why? And he said, I don't know. He was shocked. But apparently that's what she wants to do. It was Natalie, the lead singer. And at the time I had a girlfriend and I said, geez, I don't know how that would fly with her. And he said, ah, people do it all the time. Just as an escort, you show up with them.

20:52 Drew And I said, you're going to be in big-ass trouble.

20:53 Adam Everyone said I was going to be in big-ass trouble. But I said, what the hell? Why not? It sounds like a good time. And my manager said, yeah, people do it all the time. It's no big deal. It's just one of those Hollywood things. And I said, sure, sign me up. Tell her I'll go. Well, the girlfriend got PO. She was not good about it at all. But I put my foot down. I said, I'm going. So I went to the Grammys with the Dixies.

21:19 Caller No.

21:20 Adam Went to the Grammys. No, I'm tough, but I'm fair with the ladies, right, Drew? Tough, but fair. Yeah. And I went to the Grammys. And I was a perfect gentleman. And after the Grammys, after they collected their two Grammy Awards, I went to a party for like 10 seconds. And then I came here. I was like a minute and a half late. And I had to do the radio that night. So I couldn't hang out and have a good time. It was all very innocent. And then the next day, I got to my office. And there were some flowers on my desk. And I said, thanks for taking me to the Grammys. Hope to see you again soon. Love, Natalie. And I thought, well, that's nice of her. So I sent her some flowers. And then a couple of days later, I got a big oversized Mrs. Fields cookie. And it was written in like whipped cream, like to see again, Natalie from the Dixie Chicks. And she put her number, her cell phone number on there. So I thought, well, now I'm already in hot water enough with the girlfriend. So I better call her and kind of try to smooth things out, straighten things out a little bit. So I called her, I was driving into work for the cell phone. I called Natalie, yes. And I don't know what time it was in Kentucky or wherever the hell, where are they from?

22:34 Drew I don't know. Was that actually her phone number?

22:36 Nashville? Nashville?

22:38 Adam Maybe Tennessee. Yeah. It was her cell phone and she picked up her cell phone and she said, Oh my God. I said, this is Adam. I'm watching you on TV right now. And I thought, uh-oh, the kids really got it bad for me. I mean, you guys can tell I'm an attractive man, of course, you know, as a lady. I mean, I'm sure you feel it too. Yeah. And there's enough for me to go around, but I, I just want to slip that in. I, I, so I said to her, I, uh, Natalie, um, you know, I appreciate the flowers and whatnot, but, uh, you know, I have a girlfriend and, uh, but, uh, we know when you guys come out here to do the country music awards or whatever you're doing in three or four months, come on the show and we'll, we'll have a good laugh. And, uh, she said, um, oh, okay, all right, fine. I hung up the phone. Yeah, a couple of days later, big, uh, six-foot sub sandwich comes rolling into the office that I'm at. Big sign, it says, uh, I will not be ignored. Like a big for sale sign was stuck with a spear right in the middle of, I will not be ignored, it says. So, uh, everyone at the office is going, wow, this, this chick's really, she's going nuts. And I said, no, no, this, this, she just has a sense of humor. She's just playing around. You know, this is her way of saying, oh, we'll let the bygones be bygones. So we eat the sandwich and I eat three and a half feet of it. And then, uh, three or four days later, I get the, uh, I get like a card or something and it's Natalie again. And, uh, listen, I really need to talk to you. And I think, all right, I'm just going to ignore this now. And then about three days after that, I get a pair of panties in a box with another card that basically says, uh, you know, come get on top of me now, basically. I need you now. You got to get me now. And the phone number again. So, um, the guys I'm working with, my partners are going, wow, this chick's really nuts. This is getting out of hand. I mean, this is turning into a stalker type situation. And, uh, you better call her. And I said, I did call her. Well, you weren't firm enough.

24:39 Drew You got to do something.

24:40 Adam I said, uh, I said, I, I, you know, I wasn't, I wasn't rude, but I was, I made it pretty clear. I had a girlfriend, uh, but, you know, we could be friends. No big deal. Everything was good. Now, now listen, Adam, this chick is nutty and you got to lay it down and you got to be harsh. You got to crack the whip a little because she didn't understand the first call. Oh, really guys? Yes, indeed. When should I call her? Call her right now. Straighten this thing out right now before it goes another second and put your foot down and be firm this time. So I said, fellas, you're right. So I called her up on the cell phone. She's in Nashville, the pottery barn with her mom. Then she picks her cell phone up. Natalie. Yes, this is Adam Corolla. Listen, I need to talk to you. This is getting out of hand. Now, I appreciated the flowers and the six foot sub, but the panties and it's really spinning out of control. So she goes, what panties? Listen, don't play stupid. I know what's going on here. And she goes, seriously, I know what you're talking about. I said, you sent some panties, didn't you? She's like, I have no idea what you're talking about. I now look up, the entire office is filled with everyone on the staff. With video cameras.

25:49 Caller With video cameras.

25:50 Adam They're laughing their asses off. I said, you sent a six foot sub, didn't you? I don't know what you're talking about. How about the cookie? Nope. Flowers? I thought my publicist probably sent those, so I just went along with it. She said, I said, oh, Christ, I'm going to kill myself. Why? What's going on? I'm like, nothing is, and everyone is laughing like hyenas. I got 30 guys in the office, just laughing, laughing. The thing that really makes it bad is the big speech I gave right before I picked up the phone about the trampings of celebrity and how my matinee idol good looks are kind of a double-edged sword.

26:37 Whoa.

26:38 Adam So she sent nothing, not even the flowers. And this was all the a-holes in my office, just screwing with me. So when you called her, when you called her, it was humiliating, humiliating.

26:52 Caller The first time when you called her.

26:54 Adam The first time when I called her.

26:55 Caller Oh, she thought, okay, okay.

26:56 Adam She figured her publicist sent the flowers over.

26:59 Caller So she's probably like, why is he telling me that he has a girlfriend?

27:03 Adam Right. But I wasn't so over the top with it that she got weirded out. And she probably just went along with it when, yeah, oh, yeah. And I was saying like, yeah, we'll see in a couple months. She's like, yeah, all right, fine. And I'm sure she rolled her eyes, but she probably didn't think too much of it after that. But then when I really put my foot down about the panty, she's like, does she know that it was a?

27:27 Drew She does now. When she came up here, we relived the moments.

27:31 Adam Right. They came on the show. They were good sports. They sent over six foot sub the following day, if you recall there. So I got a good sense of humor. Those dixies.

27:42 Drew That was all Jimmy. Who was that?

27:43 Adam All Jimmy and Daniel.

27:44 Drew The two of them.

27:45 Adam All of them.

27:47 Drew Can you imagine how much they must have laughed behind your back?

27:50 Adam Oh my God.

27:52 Drew Heteropoeic breathing.

27:52 Adam And like I tell you, I was so puffed up about the whole thing that I kept giving them speeches about the trappings of celebrity and what it's like when girl bands start stalking you.

28:05 Caller Did you tell your girlfriend about all of the sub and all of these things?

28:11 Adam Well, you know, I didn't tell her about all that. I thought she'd get mad. I was trying to keep it under control. Well, I'm sure she was getting fed information as the joke went on. And so she knew all about it. You could have really backfired because I could have went like him, flying out to New York. Daddy's coming. You know, the beauty of women, though, girlfriend's still pissed. You know what I mean? Here I am, calling Natalie from the Dixie Chicks and saying, listen, I have a girlfriend. I cannot accept. Still, and so now I'm saying to my girlfriend, hey, how about some points here? She's still, you know, I didn't know what was going on. I was just, you know, that was a pretty good test, right?

28:58 Caller That was very good.

28:59 Adam Chicks, you know, they've got a couple of platinum records and won some Grammys. And I'm saying no to all that. Come on. Now, still mad. That's the beauty. That's the beauty of women. Erin, that's all right. So the Dixies are all right and everything worked out. I was just humiliated. Ashley?

29:17 Yes.

29:17 Adam You're 16?

29:18 Caller Yes.

29:19 Adam What's up?

29:19 Hi, Adam.

29:20 Adam Hi.

29:20 Hi, Dr. Drew.

29:21 Drew Ashley?

29:22 Yes.

29:22 Caller Okay.

29:23 I was calling to ask, I love the show.

29:25 Caller Calling to ask Destiny's Child a question.

29:28 Here they are.

29:29 Caller Hi, guys.

29:30 Hi. How are you?

29:31 Fine.

29:32 Caller I love you guys so much. You guys are so great.

29:34 Thank you so much.

29:35 Caller I was calling to see, okay, like, your music is so original and has such cool beats to it and everything. And I went to, like, what inspires you? Like, where you come up with your lyrics and stuff?

29:45 Well, I know working on this project, well, the second album, The Writing's on the Wall, we worked with Shakespeare and Candy Burris first, and they came up with some really great creative ideas and different ideas that we really liked for the album because that's what we were going for this album, is something different. And it's like, after we worked with them, they kind of set the foundation and the sound for the album. So the other producers came along and they kind of did the same thing. So the vibe just really fit between everybody. And I know Beyoncé produced on this album, which was a great thing because she knew everybody's voices. And since, well, it's really great when a producer knows your voice because they bring out the best in you.

30:27 Caller Yeah, you guys all go so great together. You should have seen me on hold. I was singing when they would say my name. It was so funny. I know every word, I swear, every day, me and my friend sing your song like back and forth. You know, like the chorus, the same way name.

30:39 Adam Oh, really?

30:40 Caller Well, back and forth, always, every day in history. It's hilarious.

30:42 Adam Hey, Ashley, you want to sing a little?

30:45 Caller I have a terrible voice, but I think I know the words.

30:48 Adam What if the girls sing a little with you?

30:50 Caller All right.

30:51 Caller Oh my God, I would like totally die.

30:54 Adam Better than singing with your friend, isn't it?

30:56 Yes, it is.

30:58 Caller We will.

30:59 Adam You want to do just the-

31:00 Caller We'll do a little bit of the chorus to say my name for you.

31:02 Caller Okay.

31:03 Caller All right.

31:04 Caller I think I know the words. So if I'm wrong, you know-

31:06 Adam Just join in.

31:07 Caller All right.

31:08 Adam Okay.

31:08 Caller So want me to start?

31:09 Yeah.

31:10 Caller Okay. I know you're saying that.

31:11 I'm assuming things. Same girl.

31:13 Caller Oh, wait, wait, we're going to do some of the chorus. All right.

31:15 Adam Not so fast. Here we go.

31:19 Oh, I would think it-

31:19 Caller Okay. Okay.

31:20 I know you're saying that.

31:21 Caller I'm assuming things.

31:59 Adam Oh man, are your guys jobs safe.

32:01 Thank you so much.

32:02 All right, Ashley.

32:04 Caller All of you.

32:04 Adam It's our pleasure.

32:05 Caller Listen to it every night.

32:06 Thank you.

32:08 Adam Take care.

32:09 Caller Bye.

32:09 Adam Well, isn't that lovely? You see that? You wait through a whole bunch of calls of teenagers hooked on smack or pregnant, and then you get one of those and it makes it all worthwhile. Right, Drew? Worthwhile. You're paying attention, would you? That was lovely, by the way, ladies. Thank you. Heather? Hi. You're 16. I know people sing on records. I just never assume they can do it in real life. I don't know what, I'm not sure what that is. I think it's like a movie where, you know, Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a cyborg or something. I'm used to him. Obviously, he's not in real life. I look that way at singers too.

32:45 Drew We're used to seeing alternative rock bands where there is a big difference.

32:49 Adam A lot of magic done in the studio, but not you guys.

32:52 Thank you.

32:53 Adam Heather, where are we? With Heather?

32:55 Yeah.

32:56 Adam What's up? You're 16.

32:57 Caller Yeah, well, I wanted to say hi to Destiny's Child. I got your CD for Christmas and haven't been able to stop listening to it.

33:04 Thank you so much.

33:05 Caller Yeah. Oh my God, I can't believe I'm talking to you. But Adam, I wanted to say something new. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people call the show and say, this question is for Drew. You always answer. Sometimes you will answer and it bugs the crap out of you.

33:20 Drew Well, in fact, Heather, when somebody says that, he's sure to answer immediately.

33:24 Caller Yeah.

33:25 Drew He makes a point of it.

33:26 Adam That's right.

33:26 Caller Yeah.

33:27 Adam Yep.

33:28 Right up.

33:30 Caller I want to know why I always have to like guys. I always need someone to like. And if they start to like me, I leave the trash and get bored. No. And the ones that I like.

33:42 I think we all do that.

33:43 You sound like me.

33:45 Adam Young girls do that.

33:46 Caller But I've always been like that. I had a really good childhood. I wasn't molested or anything.

33:51 Adam You're 16. What do you mean? You've always been that way.

33:54 Caller You're 16.

33:55 Caller Ever since I was a little girl, I've been obsessed with guys, like, overly.

34:00 Adam All right. Well, you guys can weigh in on this one. But I think all girls have that to some degree, especially young girls. Some have it more than others. Yeah. And the question is, is if Mr. Wright came along, would you have to turn him down just because he was interested? Because if that's the case-

34:18 Drew Or is it actually a protective mechanism that prevents you from getting needlessly involved with somebody that really is not right for you?

34:24 Caller That's kind of what I think it is, because I'm always so afraid that they're going to hurt me, that I feel I have to hurt them first.

34:32 Drew Where did you get that fear? Did we abandon them when you were younger or something?

34:37 Caller Not really. A family problem happened with my parents, and I'm not allowed to talk to my grandparents.

34:43 Caller What happened?

34:44 Caller They got in a business fight, and I was really close with my grandmother, and she moved to Arizona where it was cheaper, and I didn't talk to her for a long time, and it was really hard on me, and I had to move, and it was really hard.

34:55 Drew You may still be dealing with that, and that's a pretty painful loss.

34:58 Caller I am.

34:58 Drew Yeah. So that may be sort of resonating in your choices today, and I bet you'll get over that with time.

35:04 Adam All right, Heather.

35:05 Caller Because I've never had a boyfriend before.

35:07 Drew But you're 16. That's all right.

35:09 Caller That's right.

35:09 Drew That's probably a healthy thing. Unless you want to know why not to have a boyfriend, just listen to our show for a couple more hours.

35:14 Adam That's right.

35:15 Drew Lots of good reasons why not to.

35:16 Adam It's also, if you want to know why not to get on the radio, listen to the show. Why not to do a lot of things. Just listen to the show, everybody. Destiny's Child is our guest tonight. We'll take ourselves a break when we come back. We'll speak to James. He can't stop having sex with his girlfriend. He wants to know if he's addicted to it. We'll talk to him about that after this. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. Beyonce, Farrah, and Michelle are here. I'm not sure where... There she goes. Destiny's Child. What is this? The name of this group. They gave themselves a couple of Grammy nominations. A little acapella for the Loveline. And we'll hop back on the phones and speak to James, who's 16. James?

36:15 Best Of Hey there. Actually, I'm 17. I gave the information wrong, but...

36:18 Adam Okay.

36:20 Best Of Well, I got a couple of problems here. One of them is that I cannot stop having sex with my girlfriend. And the problem is she's 15 and she's really, really, really innocent and kind of little. But she's really cute. And it's just kind of a run down on me because I know it's not right and stuff. And protection is always an issue.

36:38 Drew What are you doing for protection?

36:40 Best Of Usually just condoms. We looked at the whole depot shot and keep that morning after pillow around her. Yeah.

36:48 Adam How old is she?

36:49 Best Of She's 15.

36:50 Adam 15?

36:51 Best Of Yeah.

36:52 Adam And you say she's innocent and petite and stuff.

36:55 Best Of The thing was like she was beautiful. But she was kind of abused when she was a little girl and stuff.

37:03 Adam Well, let the abuse continue, right?

37:06 Caller I mean, what am I supposed to do?

37:07 Adam I mean, stop, stop, stop abusing her now. Stop banging the bejesus out of the 15 year old.

37:13 Best Of I think I need to be like, I need you to kick some sense into me or something.

37:17 Adam All right.

37:17 Best Of This is cool because I did happen tonight and I didn't feel good about it. And so I called a few guys.

37:22 Adam Well, why do you, okay, why, you tell us why you feel it's wrong that you're having sex with her.

37:27 Best Of Well, first of all, she's 15. I know she's been abused previously. It's not right. I don't think it's right to be having sex with a 15 year old, especially before marriage and what?

37:38 Adam Okay. Well, at least you're very, you're very pious man. That's what I like about this, James. When he's not scrown, he's a church.

37:46 Best Of Pretty much.

37:46 Drew But I think that's for this.

37:48 Best Of By the way, Adam, you're great. I'll be all the time.

37:51 Adam Thank you. Well, now I'm going to go easier on you. Hear that, callers? A little compliment. I don't care if you've killed 14 people. You tell me you like the man show and all of a sudden, I got a different attitude.

38:02 Best Of Let's see what happens. This question is for Adam, actually.

38:05 Adam James, quiet down. Now, listen to me. How do you know what her abuse is?

38:11 She's told me all about it.

38:13 Adam What was it?

38:16 Best Of Well, her dad died. She got an abusive relationship with a really bad guy. His name is Ricky and he needs to die.

38:22 Drew How old was he?

38:23 Best Of He was 18 and she was like 13. So he ended up physically, mentally, anything, any type of abuse possible. He actually made her sit on an ice block for a while because she was mad, because he was mad at her and stuff.

38:37 Adam Where does a guy get an ice block these days, by the way?

38:40 Best Of I don't know. He would just like pour ice on her back and stuff. And this guy needs a big beat down.

38:45 Adam He had a nice block though. He must have drive the Zamboni at the rink or something.

38:50 Best Of I don't think it was an ice block, but it was just a big puddle of ice.

38:53 Adam Okay. James?

38:54 Best Of Yeah.

38:55 Adam And still, what's up? Was there a dad before he died? Was he abusive or anything?

39:00 Caller The dad was a great guy.

39:01 Best Of He kind of went downhill once he did die.

39:03 Drew It's possible that she just got into an abusive relationship when she was trying to deal with his loss.

39:08 Best Of Yeah.

39:08 Adam All right.

39:09 Best Of It's just that I'm going through packs today now and it's like all the stress and that.

39:15 Adam How long have you two been together?

39:17 We've been together nine months.

39:18 Adam Nine months.

39:19 Best Of Yeah.

39:19 Adam Hey, James?

39:20 Best Of Yeah.

39:21 Adam Why don't you see if you can slow it down a little sexually and maybe get to know her on a sports level or something?

39:27 Best Of I don't know it quite well.

39:28 Caller It's just, I don't know.

39:29 Best Of Everything kind of went too fast. And then, of course, I'm regretful for doing it in the first place. But how do you recommend I stop?

39:36 Adam Well, it doesn't sound like it by the speed of your voice.

39:39 Best Of Well, it's kind of nerve-racking talking to my hero.

39:42 Adam And there goes the complimenting and he's back in. You're talking about me?

39:47 Caller Yeah.

39:48 Adam Hey, James? Yeah. OK, well, you need to cut your penis off.

39:52 Caller Well, I actually thought about that.

39:53 Best Of But then I kind of kicked myself in the bum and decided not to.

39:57 Adam All right.

39:58 Drew I don't know what to say here.

39:59 Adam I mean, you're already you don't want to stop having sex, but you think you should. But you don't you know you should wait until marriage.

40:07 Drew But you're what do you want from us?

40:09 Adam I don't know. I don't care. James, you know what's right. Now control yourself. And I'm going to say that to everyone in America, by the way. Feel free to control yourselves, everybody. You have a lot of impulses. And we're living in a society now where everyone says do what you want. Hey, if it feels good, do it. Take it. It's yours. The world's yours. Everything's yours. Just get out there and do it. And all the sneaker commercials are telling everyone to go do stuff. And here's my advice. Go home and lock the door. Don't come out. I don't want to see you. Watch TV. I'm going to come out with the sneakers that have no soles on them. They're going to be called the TV sneakers. And they're going to be made for people like the lounge. They're not meant to be walked on, only to be reclined with. The top is a regular Air Jordan. The bottom is nothing. You can't go anywhere in these sneakers. That's what I want. I'm tired of all the Reeboks and the Nikes and all this nonsense with all this. It's your world. Go out there and take it. Go do it. You deserve it. I want a hundred. All these ridiculous ads with these Gatorade. Guys are like, they're broken down. They're bleeding. The guy's got a compound fracture. He's carrying his mountain bike across the finish line. I look at this commercial, I go, who are these retards? You should go home and take a shower, you idiot. What the hell is this? There's more commercials of guys carrying like mountain bikes running up hills and stuff. I see that. I see an idiot. To me, it's like, get on the goddamn bike and pedal it or go sit down. Don't put it over your shoulder and start running up a hill with it, you idiot.

41:43 Caller Idiot.

41:43 Adam Idiots.

41:44 Caller Idiot.

41:45 Adam All right. So here's the point. None of you are special. God has no plan for you except for to stay home and watch TV and listen to me. Please, everyone out doing their own thing. Control yourselves, everybody. It's fine. I don't care what your parents did to you. You're old enough now, you control yourselves.

42:02 Drew That's right. To understand where your impulses are coming from, stand back and make healthier choices.

42:06 Adam There you go. You'll be happier in the long run, unless you're a big celebrity like me and have two TV shows, a national radio show. Then you do what you want. Myra, right, ladies? Right.

42:15 Caller Thank you.

42:16 Adam The ladies are eating so much, they can't answer.

42:19 Caller What is all that you're eating?

42:20 Adam What's that going over there?

42:21 Caller A cookie.

42:22 Adam I like you guys because you drink a lot of coffee. That's good.

42:25 Drew But they asked for hot chocolate.

42:27 Adam They did?

42:27 Drew Yeah.

42:28 Adam All right. But you're drinking coffee with just tons of sugar and cream in it, right?

42:32 Drew We had some hot chocolate.

42:33 Adam At a certain point, it becomes melted ice cream. You understand? Once there's more cream and more sugar than actual coffee in there, it actually just becomes melted coffee ice cream. Myra?

42:46 Hey.

42:46 Adam Hey, you're 17. What's up?

42:48 Caller Yes, I am. I have this bump in my vagina and I'm not sexually active. I was just wondering, could it be like a huge zit or something?

43:00 Drew Zit? Zit? Yeah, you can get zit-like growth down there. You can also get the Bartholomew's glands that get infected and get abscesses in that area. That can happen. Is it tender?

43:13 Caller I noticed because it itched a lot. I was sitting in class and throughout the day I was like, whoa, you know? So I came home and I checked it out and it was like, whoa.

43:22 Adam Looked like a huge zit?

43:25 Caller It doesn't look like a zit. I was just wondering, could it be that since I'm not sexually active?

43:29 Adam No, I never heard of a zit down there, but why don't you sit down with a doctor and talk about it?

43:35 Drew Sometimes they have to drain them and it can be kind of pain in the neck.

43:39 Caller This can be something very, like, dangerous, right?

43:44 Caller I mean, I'm not, you know...

43:45 Drew Okay, listen to me. Are you listening?

43:48 Caller Yeah.

43:49 Drew Are you listening?

43:50 Caller Yes.

43:51 Drew You can get abscesses, infected Bartholomew's glands, little zit-like growth down there very commonly. Go get it taken care of.

43:58 Adam It could be a potentially dangerous situation.

44:02 Caller All right.

44:06 Adam All right. All right. What's going on there, Drew? You guys all right? Derek?

44:16 Caller Thanks for the giggles.

44:18 Adam You're 13 years old.

44:20 Caller Yeah. I have a question for Destiny's child.

44:25 Caller All right.

44:25 Caller And I wanted to know how they met and decide to become a group.

44:30 Caller Well, actually, Kelly and I met a long, long time ago, about 10 years ago, in auditions for a different group. And we met Farrah at a video at Bill's, Bill's, Bill's video shoot, actually. And we met Michelle through our choreographer, Janella Segura. And we've always had the desire to sing. And this has been our dream forever. So we felt like it was a great combination. And here we are.

45:04 Adam Derek, are you a big fan?

45:05 Caller Yeah, I'm a really big fan.

45:07 Thank you.

45:08 Caller I love your music.

45:10 Caller Thank you.

45:10 Caller I mean, I even chose your music for a project I'm doing. Really?

45:15 Great. What's your favorite song on the album?

45:18 Caller I guess it's Say My Name.

45:19 Really?

45:20 Caller Have you seen the video? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

45:23 Caller I think so.

45:25 I got one more question for you. What do you think the next single should be?

45:31 Caller I don't know.

45:32 You don't know?

45:33 Caller Do you like to sing?

45:34 Caller Yeah.

45:34 Caller Do you sing also?

45:35 Caller Yeah.

45:35 Adam You do? What project did you use their song for?

45:39 Caller Because our teacher, he asked us to make this thing. We have to pretend you're like a DJ or something like that. Oh, really? That's great.

45:51 Adam What the hell is going on in these schools? What happened to the reading and the writing and the arithmetic? Now, all of a sudden, you're spinning records.

45:59 Caller We've got to make it fun sometimes. What gets fun?

46:02 Adam What, they open a bar?

46:03 It's 2000 now.

46:04 Adam In there? I guess it is. Hey, Derek? Yeah? Do you think the band's cute? You like the girls? Yeah.

46:14 Caller Thank you. Well, thank you for calling.

46:15 Adam You know, it's weird, because they're like older mysterious ladies to you, right, Derek?

46:20 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

46:22 Adam Yeah, me too. Hey, seriously, are you guys attracted all to me or Drew?

46:27 Caller Of course.

46:29 Adam The publicist must have given him a good talking to before they came in here.

46:32 Drew Just say you're attracted and send flowers the next day.

46:35 Adam The guy who has one eyebrow, just say you're into him. We'll get you right out of there. Don't worry.

46:40 Caller I'll be six foot sub tomorrow.

46:42 Caller No, that's the third day.

46:44 Caller Oh, okay.

46:45 Caller All right.

46:46 Caller Back once again with it.

46:58 Adam Welcome back to the Best of Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew. And this is Sean Patrick Thomas. Tonight our guest is Sean Patrick Thomas. He is from Save the Last Dance. And by the way, he was watching Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood and all that. And not only did they mention it was number one, but set a record for a Martin Luther King box office weekend opening. And I'm sure Martin would be proud if he could see this. Well, I mean, it is. It has to do with race.

47:31 Caller That's true.

47:32 Adam So the timing is good.

47:34 Caller Yeah, yeah.

47:35 Adam And I don't know what the previous record holder was, but they've been bumped.

47:40 Caller Yeah, yeah. I think the previous record was Varsity Blues from a couple years ago.

47:45 Adam Right, right. And does this surprise you?

47:50 Caller I'm completely shocked. Completely shocked, yeah. Like, I knew it was a good movie and I was proud of it and I had fun doing it. But to think that all these shows would be sold out and people have trouble getting in, that just blows my mind.

48:02 Drew How do you think the vibe got going on it?

48:04 Caller I think they really promoted it well on MTV. I think they really got out the interracial love story thing going and just to put the conflicts out there that people live with every day and that they wanted to see it up on screen.

48:19 Adam Sean is in this with Julia Stiles who's now everywhere, by the way, every time I turn on the TV I see her. She has a good look. I mean, it's kind of a hot chick that you could get look. You know that look? She looks like an Irish boxer. I don't mean that in a bad way. She's got a look. You don't know who Teddy Atlas is. He used to be a boxing trainer. Now he does commentary. She's got a little look like she got socked in the face, but with a beautiful glove. I don't mean that in a bad way. She's good looking, but she looks like you could get her. There's something very appealing about that, as opposed to, you know, Katharazada Jones is real good looking and you can't get her. I think I could get Julia, or at least...

49:07 Drew In your mind.

49:08 Adam In my mind I could and that's...

49:10 Caller I don't know about them. She's a tough nut to crack.

49:12 Adam No, I know. I know. I couldn't.

49:14 Drew Don't take him literally. Please.

49:16 Adam No, I'm saying the attraction... There's certain women who are very attractive because they have a beautiful, but almost common look that looks like the common man could be seen with her. She's very beautiful, but does not have that high-faluting look. You with me on that?

49:34 Caller I guess so, but I think she could have it if she wanted it. She just doesn't choose that aesthetic for herself. You know what I'm saying?

49:39 Adam All right. Well, we'll agree to disagree about that. But Sean, you know his work from Can't Hardly Wait, Picture Perfect, Courage Under Fire, Cruel Intentions. Wow, there's a lot of movies, and these are all just in the last couple of years. What about that Dracula 2000?

49:57 Caller It's basically kind of like a hip-sexed up modern day retelling of the Dracula legend. Basically, what would happen if Dracula were released into the modern world in the United States right now?

50:10 Adam I think he'd go mainly unnoticed.

50:13 Drew In the Goth scene?

50:14 Adam Yeah, I think he'd blend right in. There's certain parts of New York, Chicago, and LA. He could just blend right in, get himself a trench coat, no one would bother him. All right, so that's out. You got to save the last dance out, and we're going to take some calls. You know how the show goes? Yeah, sure. Just jump in, say whatever you want. Edna?

50:35 Caller Yeah.

50:36 Adam You're 16?

50:37 Caller Yeah.

50:37 Adam What's up?

50:40 Caller I had just recently, about a month ago, lost my virginity to a guy that was 23. And the show I was just listening to, ironically, you're talking about Winnie the Pooh, and everyone called him Tigger. And that kind of...

50:58 Drew Doubly creepy.

50:59 Caller Yeah.

51:00 Adam They called the 23-year-old guy Tigger?

51:02 Caller Because he fought and he bounced when he fought.

51:06 Adam He bounced when he fought?

51:08 Drew So what's the question?

51:11 Caller Well, I talked to my doctor about it because, I mean, he kind of forced me, but he cried and told me he loved me.

51:22 Drew And this guy forced you to have sex with him?

51:25 Caller Yes. Okay.

51:26 Drew Well, so he raped you?

51:29 Caller Yeah.

51:29 Adam When did he cry and tell you he loved you when he told him you were going to have him arrested?

51:35 Caller No, after, right after. And I mean, it's been a mess like ever since that. But and he shouted out the windows or whatever that he loved me and all this stuff. And the thing was, is I'm in him for four days and I knew it wasn't true. And he'd sing me songs to me, like Lone Star Song and.

51:54 Adam Okay.

51:54 Drew What's the question? The guy's creeping us out.

51:57 Adam The Lone Star Song?

51:58 Caller Yeah.

51:59 Drew I don't want to know.

52:00 Caller All right.

52:01 Adam And he shouted out the window.

52:03 Caller Yeah. And basically, well, I told my doctor and my doctor called Children's Services and Children's Services came to school. I didn't think my doctor could do that, but I guess he has to because of my age. And Children's Services came to school and the woman basically told me either I tell my father or I call my dad and tell him where she was going to. And so I had to tell my dad and it really hurt my relationship with him and it hurt my outlook on everything. And right now I'm kind of like I used to be really religious in the church and I had this whole thing where I wasn't going to have sex while I was married. And right now I'm just I'm not dealing with any of this very well. And then I was.

52:47 Adam Hey, Edna. Yeah. I had to jump in here in the middle of your role here, but could you turn down the Billy Ray Cyrus, please, so we could get to the end of this. It's kind of distracting. Yeah, please. Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.

53:03 Caller It's OK.

53:04 Adam Idiots. Go ahead there, Edna.

53:07 Caller Um, there's this other boy that I had been talking to, and he I ended up sort of sleeping with him because I figured it just didn't matter anyway. I was already ruined. And then he's been, of course, being a guy. He was 17. He, you know, quit talking to me.

53:24 Drew And what happened to the 23 year old?

53:26 Caller Um, he threatened me because I guess the police were looking for him and he found out because Children's Services had to call the police and he just threatened me a little bit and told me I had better not press charges. I don't want to press charges.

53:40 Drew So he turned out to be not such a great guy.

53:43 Adam Tell him, tell him the cops found out when he shouted out the window.

53:46 Drew Yeah.

53:46 Adam A couple of guys were sitting in a patrol car.

53:49 Drew First of all, it.

53:50 Adam And so you went and slept another guy because you figured it didn't matter anymore.

53:54 Caller Yeah. And he, and I'm just, I didn't think that I would have any remorse and it's just tearing me up inside.

54:01 Drew Okay. All right. So you're still sort of intact and you're still responding to these experiences as you would expect you would given your previous beliefs.

54:09 Adam But do you like the second guy?

54:11 Caller No.

54:12 Drew She just doesn't like the fact that she's acting out.

54:14 Adam Yeah.

54:15 Drew Okay.

54:15 Adam All right.

54:15 Caller And I'm feeling like I want affection and I'm not sure really.

54:20 Drew Where can you get that? Mom?

54:22 Caller My mom walked out on me about a year ago.

54:25 Drew So she's already gone. That's probably why this all started happening the first day. That's why this 23 year old found a good victim here.

54:30 Adam There's much more brewing here than the 23 year old cowboy.

54:35 Drew Yeah. And as usual, it's not so much the daged difference between the 16 and 23 year old that bothers us as much as what it says about the 23 year old that would have sex with the 16 year old. That's what we're trying to protect you from, that kind of person.

54:48 Adam Where's your mom?

54:50 Caller She's in Columbus. She had a drinking problem and her and my dad ended up splitting up because of that and I've seen her twice in a year. And it was on Thanksgiving and on Christmas.

55:00 Adam Alright.

55:00 Drew So where can you get some connection? Where can you get some affection? Where can you have it?

55:04 Adam Well, not affection, but...

55:05 Drew Well, she wants a relationship.

55:06 Adam She wants some kindness. Affection equals erection.

55:08 Drew Well, for her, that's true.

55:09 Adam She just needs some counseling.

55:12 Drew Yes. Anybody you can talk to?

55:14 Caller I have no idea. I've turned to friends, but I have a couple friends that are guy friends and nurses. I don't even want to do that, because I'm afraid I might do something with them even.

55:25 Caller Oh, boy.

55:26 Drew What about...

55:27 Adam You had girls when I was in high school, the ones who would stop me before I have sex again.

55:31 Drew But you have a relationship with the church community. What about rekindling that?

55:35 Caller The girls that I get to church with are not to be mean. They're very sheltered.

55:39 Adam All right.

55:40 Drew Well, how about clergy?

55:41 Adam Go to church. You don't have to hang out with the girls.

55:43 Drew How about the clergy?

55:45 Adam The what?

55:46 Drew Clergy.

55:47 Adam Those are the people at the crosses?

55:49 Drew The dark clothes.

55:50 Adam The guys who wear the sort of mock turtle necks? Light the candles, those guys?

55:55 Caller I go to a Baptist church.

55:58 Adam Oh, okay. Listen, hey, Edna?

56:00 Caller Yeah?

56:01 Adam I know it's a hard time for you right now. You have your dad. He found out about it.

56:05 Drew He's being an idiot.

56:06 Adam He's going to simmer, but he'll cool down real fast. Don't act out. No more seeking comfort in the arms of strangers. Talk to your friends. Go back to church. Reconnect with them. Talk to a counselor at school.

56:20 Caller I've already been through counseling. I think it's a huge joke, especially around my eyes.

56:24 Adam All right, all right. Okay, then do nothing. I don't know what to tell you. I'm not flying out there.

56:30 Drew Counseling, you don't go through counseling in a couple of days.

56:33 Adam Yes, what happened with your mom is a big deal, and that's something that you need to talk about and work through. Okay, so you do need to get back into counseling.

56:42 Drew You could also go to rape counseling groups. You could go to Allerty. There's lots of options out there for you.

56:47 Caller Okay? I went to a counseling group about a year ago because my best friend had died, and the woman made me watch a light-bright board and told me to say my feelings as I watched the light. And I pretty much felt that that was kind of a joke and it wasn't helping me.

57:03 Adam Well, my therapist uses an Etch-a-Sketch. You familiar with that?

57:08 Caller Yeah.

57:08 Adam Yeah.

57:09 Drew All right.

57:09 Adam Hey, Edna?

57:10 Caller Yes.

57:11 Adam I want to help you, but not really.

57:13 Drew Well, it's help me if you can.

57:15 Adam Yeah. You're not going to challenge me to help you. I'm going to tell you a few things you have to do, and then we got to go to another call. Okay. I'm sorry you're in a bad way, but you have to reconnect with your church, and your counselors, and your father, and your friends. And your friends.

57:28 Drew And if you're the therapist is sort of inadequate or you don't feel like you're responding to what they're telling you, tell them that. It's working for me. Try something else.

57:36 Adam She was angry, boy.

57:37 Drew Yeah, but justifiable.

57:39 Adam Marie?

57:39 Yeah.

57:40 Adam You're 16?

57:41 Caller Uh-huh.

57:41 Adam What's up there, baby?

57:45 Caller I'm very nervous. Yeah, I had my legs amputated when I was about three years old. From what? Um, it's kind of a sad story. Um, I was like, I was sleeping in bed and my older brother came by and, um, took, like, really, really big rubber bands and tied them around my legs, so.

58:11 Caller Was he just, was he playing?

58:13 Caller He wasn't playing. He was just sleeping. And he tied them around my legs. And this was, like, over a course of, like, 12 hours. I was very sleepy. So I was sick and, and I had, like, a lot of Dayquil or something.

58:28 Caller And really.

58:30 Adam You were three or three?

58:32 Caller Uh-huh.

58:33 Adam Dayquil.

58:34 Drew Three and you were, who gave you Dayquil at three?

58:36 Caller I don't know, like an aunt. I don't really remember all that much. I was three. I don't really remember, but he, the circulation got caught off to my legs and they had, the doctor had to amputate them, both of my legs.

58:51 Adam From where, what point?

58:54 Caller From like, like about from the femur, like I only have like two femurs, I don't have like calves or feet.

59:03 Adam So from the knees?

59:06 Caller I have like both of those, but.

59:09 Drew Both of what?

59:10 Adam Hold on, we're going to take a break, I got to kill myself. These last two calls are bringing me down. Drew, what is this? Murray, are you serious?

59:18 Caller I'm sorry, but it's true.

59:20 Adam Oh my God. Drew, is this possible?

59:26 Drew It's possible, but there's something missing.

59:28 Adam Something missing?

59:29 Drew Yeah. It's not all fitting together for me. But go ahead. What is it you're calling about?

59:33 Caller Well, I have a boyfriend and he lost his legs during the 89 earthquake.

59:40 Adam Hold on, I got to kill myself again. Yeah.

59:43 Caller And we've gotten together and we want to have sex, but we don't know how since he doesn't have any legs. And I just like have these two like nubs.

59:53 Adam Well, wait, what's he have?

59:55 Caller He doesn't have like anything. It's like, just like not really there. It's just like these, they're like shorter than mine.

1:00:04 Adam Shorter than yours.

1:00:05 Drew And what happened to him?

1:00:07 Caller 89 earthquake. Like he was like driving, he was like about four years old, I guess, at the time. He's about a year older than me. And, I don't know, he was like five or something. And, he was in a car and like, I'm not really sure, but like a bridge fell on him. Not like the Bay Bridge or anything. It was like...

1:00:34 Caller Yeah.

1:00:35 Adam What's his name?

1:00:36 Caller His name is Derek.

1:00:38 Caller Is he in a wheelchair?

1:00:39 Caller Yeah, he's in a wheelchair.

1:00:40 Caller Are you in a wheelchair?

1:00:42 Adam Where'd you two meet?

1:00:45 Caller We met like at a family reunion. He was like someone, like my cousin, like cousin, something like that. And he had to come along because no one was taking care of him. He couldn't really do much around the house. And so his cousin decided to take him to our family reunion.

1:01:04 Drew And is he concerned about how this sex act is going to go down?

1:01:08 Caller How what?

1:01:09 Drew How this is going to go down? How you two are going to have sex?

1:01:11 Caller He wants to, but we're like totally confused and freaked out.

1:01:15 Adam Well, first off, I think legs just get in the way when you have sex. If you think about it, it's always move that, watch out, you're going to knock the lamp over, get out of the way. I could, I think I could operate better without legs. And I like my victims or girlfriends is, is, you call them, I call them, I like them not to have legs too. And furthermore, I think would make my penis look bigger if I didn't have legs, all things being relative.

1:01:40 Drew I think of those testes.

1:01:41 Adam Yeah, I could say, I could say they hang down, my nuts hang down lower than my legs, I wouldn't be lying. Alright, listen, I think this is fine, you guys, you guys will work it out. I mean, why, why is this so sad? I mean, I know it's sad, but what I mean is, is you found each other.

1:01:59 Caller Aren't they 16 years old and talking about having sex, like what about that issue?

1:02:03 Drew Well, actually, do you have a relationship?

1:02:06 Caller We've been going out for about a year and a half now.

1:02:08 Drew The average age of onset in this country is 16.2.

1:02:11 Caller You're kidding.

1:02:11 Drew That's the average.

1:02:12 Caller Wow.

1:02:13 Adam All right. You've been going out for a year.

1:02:14 Drew Make sure you use contraception, right?

1:02:17 Adam Yeah. Use a condom. Just work it out. I mean, you'll figure it out.

1:02:23 Caller Okay. I'm not really sure, because I've not had, this is like my first boyfriend.

1:02:28 Drew Yeah, but everybody's freaked out. Legs are in the legs.

1:02:30 Adam I didn't know what the hell I was doing at 16. Thank God I didn't get laid until I was 29. All right. Murray, you're fine. I mean, relatively, this guy's great. You guys have just figured out together. It's all right. Okay.

1:02:44 Caller All right.

1:02:45 Adam Read, get that Kama Sutra book and see what positions they got there that don't seem to be leg intensive.

1:02:51 Drew Watching television, enjoy.

1:02:52 Adam Yeah, and enjoy. All right, Murray? You're fine, man.

1:02:55 All right, bye.

1:02:57 Adam Jesus Christ. My sister stabbed me in the crocheting needle. I've still not forgiven her. If she'd taken my legs, that would have been it.

1:03:04 Drew That story didn't make sense.

1:03:05 Adam Something missing?

1:03:06 Drew Yeah, this doesn't make sense.

1:03:08 Adam But here's the deal. If you were going to call a radio station and make up a story about why you got your legs amputated.

1:03:17 Drew It would have been a lawn mower.

1:03:18 Adam You would have said a train.

1:03:20 Drew Yeah.

1:03:21 Adam You would have said a car accident. Motorcycle. Motorcycle accident. Your brother ramping a jump rope around your knees while you were sleeping at your aunt's house is not the story you would go with. So there's got to be truth there.

1:03:36 Drew But what I'm thinking is that's the story she was told. Something worse happened to her, something weird.

1:03:43 Adam But the brother's got to be like, come on. Don't pin this one on me.

1:03:46 Drew Maybe he did something else. So I don't know why, but the rubber band and Nyquil.

1:03:52 Caller Nyquil.

1:03:53 Drew Nyquil, I was three.

1:03:54 Adam So she found the guy, Dayquil, to be fair. And she found a guy good. They can work it out.

1:04:00 Drew Yeah.

1:04:00 Caller All right.

1:04:01 Adam Those are very bizarre calls we started with Drew. Jared.

1:04:05 Hello.

1:04:05 Adam You're 15. What's up?

1:04:06 Caller Hey. Yeah. I pleasure myself by kind of sticking things up my pie hole, so to speak. Pie hole. Yeah.

1:04:16 Adam I see.

1:04:17 Drew Pie hole, that's a finishing school term?

1:04:19 Adam Yes.

1:04:20 Drew Yeah.

1:04:20 Adam It's right next to your cake hole. It's actually underneath your cake hole.

1:04:24 Drew My God.

1:04:25 Adam And Jared?

1:04:26 Caller Yeah.

1:04:27 Adam I see.

1:04:28 Caller And well, recently, about two days ago, I think I seriously hurt myself.

1:04:33 Drew Okay. So.

1:04:34 Adam And hold on. You believe this, Drew?

1:04:36 Drew Well, let's just finish that. All right. What about seeing a doctor about it?

1:04:40 Adam Well, what'd you get stuck up there?

1:04:42 Caller Well, I do the same shower where I get up like a plunger.

1:04:46 Drew No, no, no, no.

1:04:48 Adam Wait a minute. I believe him.

1:04:50 Drew No.

1:04:50 Adam I want to believe him. Which end of the plunger, Jared?

1:04:54 Caller Well, it's the shaft end.

1:04:56 Adam The shaft end. All right. I'm on board. No, no, no. Yes.

1:05:00 Caller And I get the suction cup and I put it in the shower.

1:05:05 Adam Right. You plant that down.

1:05:07 Caller Right. And then I hold on to it.

1:05:08 Adam I didn't even know those were plungers. I thought that's what it was made for.

1:05:13 Caller And then I hold on to the shower curtain to stable myself. And I go up and down on the plunger.

1:05:21 Adam Right. You lube up with prel first, though, right?

1:05:24 Caller Of course.

1:05:24 Adam And the shower curtain gave way.

1:05:27 Caller Exactly.

1:05:28 Adam And you landed on this thing.

1:05:29 Drew That's a... I was in the hospital when somebody died from that.

1:05:33 Adam Really?

1:05:33 Drew Yeah. The relative? Went right through his colon.

1:05:36 Adam Are you serious?

1:05:37 Drew It was a broom.

1:05:39 Adam It was a broom? Oh, boy. Okay. But listen, isn't that just sort of Darwin taking out the garbage when someone dies by shoving a broom up their ass?

1:05:48 Drew Here we go. We're talking to Jared here.

1:05:50 Adam All right. I'm still with you, Jared.

1:05:52 Caller Yeah.

1:05:53 Adam So you lean down on the thing, and then the shower curtain gave way.

1:05:56 Caller Right. And I went, this thing, I swear it was going to hit my stomach. It hurt.

1:06:01 Adam Went that far up.

1:06:02 Drew You got to get checked out, Jared. It's actually very dangerous.

1:06:04 Caller Yeah. I've had a little bit of bleeding.

1:06:07 Drew Have you had abdominal pain too?

1:06:08 Caller Oh, yes. I have.

1:06:10 Drew Please go get checked out, like right now.

1:06:11 Caller It's a little embarrassing.

1:06:13 Drew Yeah. Well, anyone who wants to see stuff like this, spend an evening in an emergency room, somebody will walk in with a story like that.

1:06:21 Adam Really? Listen, I'll go. I'll spend a Friday night at the emergency room, but so help me, Christ, if no one comes in there with something up their ass, I'm going to come gunning for you.

1:06:31 Drew You won't be disappointed. But here's what they all say, every single one of them.

1:06:35 Adam They slipped.

1:06:36 Drew They sat on it. Right. Jared sat down. I never thought about them actually willfully sitting on it. Maybe that's what they were doing.

1:06:44 Adam All right. Well, it's semantics. All right. Sean, are you disgusted?

1:06:49 Caller Actually, yeah. To be perfectly frank, that kind of freaked me out a little bit.

1:06:56 Adam Yeah. It hurts, doesn't it? I'm just hearing about it. The good news is he was probably making it up. Oh, really?

1:07:03 Drew Yeah.

1:07:03 Adam But the bad news is it's happened to many, many people.

1:07:07 Drew I think it's probably real, actually, some total of that call.

1:07:10 Adam All right.

1:07:10 Drew Yeah.

1:07:11 Adam Anderson, I see you flailing around there like a like a docked flounder.

1:07:14 Drew Of course, Sean, we're just shooting them out of the sky here.

1:07:17 Adam We'll see if we can find something a little more normal.

1:07:19 Caller I had no idea what I was getting into here. No deal.

1:07:21 Adam Hey, listen, I didn't either. That was five years ago. We will get back with some more palatable calls after this. Hey.

1:07:39 Caller Yeah.

1:07:40 Adam Yeah. It's Loveline. That's great radio.

1:07:44 Drew Well, listen, I liked you and Presley, and she's coming up next, and we had a nice time with her. Even though you insulted her, I think she redeemed your respect.

1:07:51 Adam I love that little girl. That's Jamie Presley, by the way. Tom Cantz. And Alex? Yeah. You're 15?

1:07:58 Caller Yeah.

1:07:59 Adam What's up?

1:08:01 Caller I've been having a relationship with my girlfriend for about a year now, and about two weeks ago before she moved away to Illinois, we had sex, and I guess something went wrong, and she called me two days ago.

1:08:17 Drew What do you mean something went wrong? With what?

1:08:19 Caller Like I guess the column broke or something.

1:08:21 Drew How do you guess that?

1:08:22 Best Of How do you not know?

1:08:23 Caller She told me she's pregnant.

1:08:25 Drew Well, how did you not know it broke when you were having sex? Did you take the condom off?

1:08:30 Caller Yeah, but we didn't check it.

1:08:32 Best Of But normally, like if you take the condom off and it's broken, the semen would have fallen out of it, or there wouldn't have been anything in it. How can you not tell?

1:08:39 Caller I don't know. I don't know. Like when I ripped the semen, it may have nicked a little in the condom, I guess.

1:08:45 Drew Yeah, but why wasn't it? All right.

1:08:47 Best Of Anyway, we all know what we're asking. So she says she's pregnant.

1:08:50 Drew But this call doesn't hang together on many levels, many levels.

1:08:55 Adam Why? What are the other levels?

1:08:57 Drew When did you have sex with her?

1:08:58 Caller About two weeks, yeah. All right.

1:09:00 Drew And she knows she's pregnant. How did she find out she was pregnant?

1:09:03 Caller She called me.

1:09:04 Drew How did she find out she was pregnant?

1:09:06 Caller She got some tests at the drugstore or something.

1:09:11 Best Of Well, how long does it take to find out if you're pregnant or not?

1:09:14 Drew Two weeks.

1:09:14 Best Of Two weeks.

1:09:15 Adam All right. So now she's pregnant and she says it's your child, right?

1:09:19 Caller Yeah.

1:09:20 Adam And what's her plan?

1:09:22 Caller I don't know. She was crying and I'm scared because...

1:09:28 Best Of How old are you again?

1:09:29 Caller I'm 15.

1:09:30 Best Of How old is she?

1:09:31 Caller She's 15. Okay.

1:09:33 Adam Were you guys going to continue the relationship after she moved away?

1:09:36 Caller Yes, if she wants to do, but I don't see what the point is.

1:09:43 Best Of Well, if you have a baby, there's a big point.

1:09:44 Caller Yeah, there is a point now.

1:09:47 Adam Well, do you think that she may be saying this to try to get you...

1:09:52 Best Of Lure you there?...

1:09:53 Adam reinvolved in the relationship?

1:09:56 Caller Yeah, I was totally involved in the relationship. I love her.

1:10:00 Best Of No, do you think that she said these things to try to get you to come?

1:10:03 Adam Alex, what's your first language? Where are you from? Spain? English? Really?

1:10:10 Caller No. I was adopted, so I don't really know, like, what my heritage is or whatever. I'm thinking German or...

1:10:17 Adam Fair enough. Fair enough. Yeah. All right, so do you want to be out of the relationship? I mean, I don't understand. I know we're not talking about pregnancy right now, but she moved away to Illinois, right?

1:10:29 Caller Yeah.

1:10:30 Adam And it doesn't seem like there's going to be any way to continue the relationship, you being in San Francisco.

1:10:35 Caller Yeah.

1:10:36 Adam And is she a little bit nutty? Do you think this is the kind of thing she may be making up?

1:10:40 Caller No, she's not making it up.

1:10:42 Adam Okay. What does she want to do? Does she want to have the child?

1:10:47 Caller She... We didn't really talk about it that much. She said she had to talk to her parents and tell them, and I was like, Oh, God, I had to tell my parents too, and I got told the man.

1:10:58 Best Of I think, quite frankly, if you guys were adult enough to have sex and if the condom did, in fact, break, then you need to be man enough to go to wherever it is she is and talk to her and her parents and discuss what needs to go on.

1:11:09 Adam What's he going to do, write his mo-cap?

1:11:10 Best Of You know what? You got to tell your parents. Get a job. If you're having a child, you're going to have to do that anyway. Yeah.

1:11:15 Adam Yeah, wait a minute.

1:11:17 Caller I have a job, sir.

1:11:18 Adam Well, Jamie's got some tough love here. Yeah. What's he going to do, self-care?

1:11:21 Best Of Sometimes you got to do that. No.

1:11:23 Adam Okay, but hold on. He's 15. He's in Frisco. She's in Chicago somewhere. And this is going to be tough. I mean, he may not have the resources to get out there. I think he needs to talk to her about what her plan is. I mean, she could be having an abortion. She could give the child up for adoption. There's other alternatives here.

1:11:45 Drew It makes sense to give the child up for adoption. That would be a very courageous and reasonable thing to do on behalf of the child. We'll give you the Planned Parenthood phone number if you want to talk to somebody. It's 1-800-230-PLAN, P-L-A-N, 2-3-0-PLAN. And then we're going to see what her parents want to do about this. I think it's great that she's telling her parents. That's a good thing. I still have my doubts, Frank, that this is his child. Awfully quick, no rupture condom. It just doesn't all really hang together for me. But be that as it may, you may have to be sporting this child. And if she does decide to keep the child, you will be obliged to support it financially.

1:12:22 Best Of Also, how accurate are the tests that you buy from the store?

1:12:26 Drew Very good.

1:12:26 Best Of Really?

1:12:27 Caller Yeah.

1:12:28 Adam Elizabeth?

1:12:29 Caller Yes.

1:12:30 Adam So it was a good angle. I would have tried to work that angle, too.

1:12:33 Drew Yes, Your Honor.

1:12:33 Adam It turns out they're good. What's up there? You're 14.

1:12:37 Caller Yes. Last night, my boyfriend put on the condom the wrong way. And then he realized that and he took it off and put it on the right way. And then we had sex and I was wondering what the chances of me getting pregnant from that because I think a little semen got on the tip of it.

1:12:55 Adam How do you put it on inside? Inside out?

1:12:58 Caller Yes.

1:12:59 Best Of How did he even do that?

1:13:00 Drew He didn't get all the way. I just sort of got it over the head a little bit.

1:13:03 Best Of But you started having sex with it on.

1:13:06 Drew No, no, no. Then he flipped it around. Could the tip of his penis contacting the outer surface leave some semen there?

1:13:14 Adam He could have been leaking, right? I see.

1:13:16 Drew I mean, that's a theoretic possibility, but highly unlikely.

1:13:19 Caller It's because I just got my period today and I was just wondering if there's any possibility like right now.

1:13:23 Drew Well, it's not zero, but it's nearly zero.

1:13:26 Caller Okay.

1:13:26 Drew You can get it pregnancy test in two weeks if you have any concerns.

1:13:29 Caller Okay. All right. Thank you.

1:13:30 Adam All right, baby. Good times.

1:13:31 Caller Okay.

1:13:32 Adam Fourteen. Sweetie P. Slow it down a little bit, all right?

1:13:36 Drew We could be gambling on her.

1:13:38 Adam How old's your boyfriend?

1:13:40 Best Of Fourteen.

1:13:41 Adam Okay.

1:13:42 Best Of Okay. I'm going to tell you what to do. What I did, go to Planned Parenthood. I was 14 and I went and not even because I was having sex, I just the thought of having a child at that age made me cringe and if I did want to have sex.

1:13:53 Adam Wait a minute, you had to be having sex.

1:13:55 Best Of No, I had had sex, but I went away to Japan. Right. When I was there, a lot of us girls, I didn't have sex while I was there.

1:14:02 Caller Sure.

1:14:02 Best Of I was 15, I'm sorry. We, because of the time change and the whole thing, a lot of us didn't have our periods for months while we were there.

1:14:10 Caller Really?

1:14:10 Best Of Yeah. I wasn't having sex or anything, so when I came back, just because it scared me so bad, I went and put myself on the pill at Planned Parenthood.

1:14:17 Drew The fact that they were telling you you're fat and you weren't eating?

1:14:19 Best Of Yeah. No, I actually started. I gained weight when I went over there because I ate, so I love the food.

1:14:24 Adam Who did you go there with?

1:14:25 Best Of I went alone. I had a contract with St. Théum.

1:14:28 Adam How do you do that?

1:14:29 Best Of I've been an old soul since the day I was born. I was good. I went, had an apartment with a girlfriend. It was from Georgia. We both worked with the same agency.

1:14:36 Drew Your parents let you do that?

1:14:37 Best Of I was emancipated at 15.

1:14:39 Drew Why?

1:14:39 Best Of I lived on my own since I was 15. My parents went through a divorce after 21 years when I was 14, and my mother and I moved to California because I was modeling and flying back and forth so much. I'm from a small town, and it was easier. I ended up going to Japan and I went to Italy and lived there when I was 19.

1:14:57 Drew How does that work after 21 years?

1:14:59 Best Of You know what? The last 12 years of it were not... My mother married when she was 18. Back in the day, you just do that. They did that and they didn't know any better. My father...

1:15:09 Drew So when they divorced, they were your age after 21 years of marriage.

1:15:11 Adam Holy Christ.

1:15:12 Best Of Yeah. They're both remarried now, happily remarried, I think, whatever.

1:15:17 Adam I couldn't imagine... I mean, like, I was nervous about slumber parties at 15, down the street kind of thing. I couldn't imagine going to Japan at 15.

1:15:27 Best Of It was scary. I had to...

1:15:29 Adam With an apartment?

1:15:30 Best Of I got up and took the train every day to work, and it was like I was an adult. I just did what I had to do. I went and worked and came back and went to the grocery store and lived like a normal adult would at 15. Learned how to speak Japanese, did the whole thing.

1:15:43 Adam What about education? I mean, not that I got any when I was in high school. And I'm sure you were getting more education than anybody who was at school in school.

1:15:50 Best Of Traveling, I learned more than I did in school.

1:15:52 Adam Right, but I mean, how was that okay with whoever?

1:15:56 Best Of What happened was because I was emancipated. And we did that, but I wasn't divorcing my parents in any way. We did that so that I could go to Japan because we thought at the time we were told that I couldn't go alone at 15 unless I was emancipated. So we did that and then we found out I didn't need to be. But it ended up helping me out in the end anyway because I lived on my own. However, I came back, went into independent studies because I went during the second semester of my sophomore year in high school. Went into independent studies, did it until I was a junior in high school, asked my English teacher who was a good friend of mine, how long is it going to be until I graduate? Because you can only do one class at the time and each class took a minimum of six weeks. She said 19 possibly and I said, okay, I'm out. And I went to college and my major was sports medicine, fitness specialist with a dance minor and I didn't get to finish.

1:16:42 Adam How cool are you though coming back from Japan in the 11th grade and hey kids, what's up? How did the football team do?

1:16:48 Best Of I'll tell you, it was a hell of an experience, but I wouldn't have. I was like, domo arigato gozaimasu.

1:16:53 Adam I was eating blowfish and on the catwalk. What's going on over here? How did the team do?

1:16:58 Best Of I showed my age not being able to use chopsticks. That was the one thing I couldn't do.

1:17:02 Adam You guys do play a little softball and do some catfish while I was gone?

1:17:07 Caller Everything okay?

1:17:09 Adam I did blow with the Nero on a wheelchair. What's going on? What's going on over here? How the snow dance goes? That fine without me? Did Jim look good? All right, Katie?

1:17:22 Caller Yeah, you can push it.

1:17:22 Adam Oh yeah, there you go there. Katie, you're 17.

1:17:25 Caller Yeah.

1:17:26 Adam What's up?

1:17:27 Caller I had a question for Jamie.

1:17:28 Best Of Hi.

1:17:29 Caller Hi, I'm a dancer and I was wondering if you had been a dancer previously in your life or was it because of Jack and Jill that you dance or?

1:17:38 Best Of My mother's a dance teacher and I've been dancing for 21 years. I started when I was three and that's been my life since I was three.

1:17:44 Adam Eating disorders.

1:17:45 Best Of Right. Yeah, but that only lasted a month because I love food.

1:17:50 Caller Yeah.

1:17:51 Adam Dancing and eating, when I go into the robot, people start vomiting. So I know, I do know that it works that way.

1:17:59 Best Of How long have you been dancing?

1:18:01 Caller Well, I'm not really dancing right at the moment, but I danced for nine years of my life.

1:18:05 Best Of That's good.

1:18:05 Caller Yeah, I love it. And I really need to get back into it. Why aren't you dancing now? Because I haven't been dancing since sixth grade when I moved up to Sacramento. I used to live down in Southern California.

1:18:16 Adam Oh, I see. No dancing in Sacramento?

1:18:18 Best Of There's dancing everywhere you go.

1:18:20 Adam What is that, like the Footloose school over there?

1:18:23 Caller There's no good dance school.

1:18:25 Best Of How old are you?

1:18:26 Caller Seventeen.

1:18:26 Best Of You know what you can do? What I did when I was seven, I mean, I went to college when I was seventeen, but you can actually go if there's a junior college anywhere around, if they have a performing arts department, which the majority of the schools do, especially junior colleges, you can go and actually take classes as an as just, you go and you pay to be a student just in the classes, but it's not something that goes on your final record as a college student. You can actually just go and pay to take the classes.

1:18:53 Caller Really? That sounds cool.

1:18:54 Best Of Yeah, you should do that. That's what I did. It's a great, great experience to be there with all those great dancers. It pushes you.

1:18:59 Caller Awesome.

1:19:00 Adam All right there, Katie.

1:19:01 Best Of Thank you.

1:19:01 Caller All right, thanks.

1:19:02 Adam Good times.

1:19:03 Drew Get that Adam. Great dancers at junior college.

1:19:05 Adam No, no. Well, no, no.

1:19:08 Best Of You can't afford it.

1:19:08 Adam Junior college is fine for dancing and softball and...

1:19:12 Best Of It's good to get you into the bigger schools.

1:19:13 Adam It's good to score.

1:19:14 Best Of If you don't have the grades coming out of high school.

1:19:17 Adam Yeah, but did you go off to a bigger school?

1:19:20 Best Of No, because I started working and I couldn't.

1:19:22 Adam Right.

1:19:23 Best Of I went for two years and couldn't.

1:19:24 Adam Nobody ever goes on to a bigger school. That's my only problem.

1:19:26 Best Of Three of my friends did.

1:19:28 Adam In theory, it's good. Now, were they Asian?

1:19:31 Best Of No. They usually go straight to the universities.

1:19:35 Adam That's what I'm saying. Sometimes, they just get off the boat and they got to sweat around junior college for a year or two. Mickey?

1:19:43 Caller Mikey?

1:19:43 Best Of Mikey.

1:19:44 Adam Oh, Mikey. I'm sorry.

1:19:45 Caller Hey, how you doing?

1:19:46 Adam You're 20. What's up?

1:19:47 Caller Almost 20. My birthday's in two days anyway.

1:19:49 Best Of Happy birthday.

1:19:50 Caller Thank you very much. Jamie, I just wanted to say that I love your voice and Thank you. You're super hot. I was wondering if there's any way that I can get like an autograph or anything like that.

1:20:03 Best Of If I ever see you, absolutely.

1:20:04 Caller Really? You guys don't have like a, I don't know, fan club or anything like that?

1:20:10 Best Of We're actually working on one right now.

1:20:12 Caller Really?

1:20:12 Best Of But if you write to the WB, if you go online to the wb.com and go through all the shows, go to where it says Jack and Jill.

1:20:20 Caller Right.

1:20:20 Best Of And you send in a request for that or you can actually write to the WB and send it to the Jack and Jill Production Office.

1:20:56 Caller I have like a keloid scar on my back and I was wondering what can I do to get rid of it?

1:21:01 Drew How big is it?

1:21:04 Caller It looks like less than a dime. It's like, I mean, it's pretty small.

1:21:07 Drew What's it from?

1:21:08 Caller I guess an acne scar. How long you had it? Over a year, I guess.

1:21:15 Adam What color are you?

1:21:16 Caller I'm Asian.

1:21:17 Adam How do the Asians do with the keloid?

1:21:20 Drew Some do. White people keloid, too. But sometimes with darker pigmented skin, the keloids will get even darker than your...

1:21:28 Caller Right. I mean, it's a lot darker than my regular skin or whatever.

1:21:31 Drew They can be excised. They can be removed by a plastic surgeon. Sometimes they can inject steroids into it.

1:21:35 Best Of I was going to say, my girlfriend had them inject... What kind of...

1:21:38 Drew Cortisone.

1:21:39 Best Of Cortisone, yeah.

1:21:40 Adam Can they... What about just putting vitamin E on it or something?

1:21:44 Best Of Doesn't do it.

1:21:45 Drew That tends not to. Keloid is a keloid. And really, if it's a problem, they'll actually... The plastic surgeon will go back and try to take it out. The problem is obviously you can read keloid again.

1:21:55 Best Of You should just go to the dermatologist and have them look at it.

1:21:57 Drew Right, or a plastic surgeon.

1:21:58 Best Of A plastic surgeon, yeah.

1:21:59 Adam Well, listen, tell people you got shot there.

1:22:03 Best Of Sounds much cooler.

1:22:04 Adam Yeah, you don't go, that big old zit. Well, this is as big as the one I had on my ass, but it was big. Thankfully, the hair has covered the one on my ass. Maybe I have to talk, maybe I said too much. All right, Jimmy Presley is our guest. I hear she's leaving after, you got to hang around one more break.

1:22:21 Best Of I'll totally stay.

1:22:21 Adam Oh, good times, baby. Good times.

1:22:23 Best Of Good times.

1:22:23 Adam All right, we'll be back.

1:22:26 Caller Hello? Is this Loveline?

1:22:28 Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

1:22:33 Best Of Hey, hey, hey, Loveline. I'm Adam.

1:22:36 Adam For all that's said, that's over there. Bonner, 1-800-LOVE-E-191. Jimmy Presley is our guest tonight. Tom Katz.

1:22:43 Best Of Good times.

1:22:44 Adam You know, I was picturing, I was looking at Drew in his pajama bottoms, or his, these sort of flannel sweats that Anne got us, and I'm wearing mine tonight, although I wear mine every night. He's wearing his, and it really dawned on me the state of my disheveledness. When I was leaving my house on Friday, a guy, Gary, a guy, a carpenter friend came over. I had some stuff lined up for him to do. He was, we were standing in my garage. I was kind of running late, and I said, all right, so Gary, just pull the gate shut, turn the alarm on. You know what to work. The tools are in the basement, blah, blah, blah. And I go, I'm running late for work. And he goes, you're going to work? And I go, yeah, yeah, I gotta go now. And he goes, but you're wearing your pajamas.

1:23:29 Best Of And I said, I gotta work every day in my pajamas.

1:23:31 Adam Yeah, that's, and it really, James, your pajamas, too.

1:23:33 Best Of Yeah, I mean, I wear, so I live in sweats.

1:23:35 Adam Really dawn on me, though, that this, this guy was a simple man, but he wanted to know why I was going to work in my pajamas. It's different at 10.30 in the morning, too. It's like, it seems bizarre.

1:23:46 Best Of The thing is, I have so many-

1:23:47 Adam Oh, I go to work, date? No, I'm sorry, not this job.

1:23:50 Best Of You mean the man show?

1:23:51 Adam Yeah, I go to the man show in my pajamas. Which is really, another thing that's funny, or maybe just to me, is I did, we shot something where I had to wear pajamas. And-

1:24:02 Drew You just wore your normal clothes.

1:24:03 Adam No, I said to everybody, I go, all right, well, I'm going to go get changed back into my, and then I pause, I went, other pajamas. Then we're going to leave.

1:24:13 Best Of I have like 8 million outfits that have never been worn because I wear pajamas every day.

1:24:16 Adam Good times, baby.

1:24:17 Best Of Good times.

1:24:18 Adam Well, you know you're going to get to work, they're going to put makeup on you and hand you something to wear.

1:24:22 Best Of So what's the point?

1:24:23 Adam And there's nothing worse than really getting dressed. I mean, you know, the socks and the tight pants, you know, I like to wear tight pants. Show the ladies where I'm coming from. Yeah, and my high-riding type boots that lace all the way up. And you know, my collared shirts and the whole thing with my, I wear dickies and things and ascots, you know.

1:24:42 Best Of Yeah, of course, ascots.

1:24:43 Adam And so the thing is, there's nothing worse than getting dressed and then really getting undressed again. Might as well just, I'd like to just go to work in my comforter with an erection and drop it when I get there and put my clothes and makeup on.

1:24:54 Best Of Yeah, might as well.

1:24:56 Drew Too bad that comforter can't be...

1:24:58 Adam It cannot be folded. Well, it's folded like a taco shell. It can fold and you can try to straighten it out and it cracks apart like a taco shell too. Yeah, good seeing better days. Michelle? Hello? Michael. Man, I'm all over the place tonight. Michael, what's up? Hey Jamie.

1:25:17 Best Of Hi, how are you?

1:25:18 Caller Good. Dr. Drew, got a question for you. Yeah. This doesn't happen all too often, but after I urinate, when I'm all finished, sometimes I get a shooting pain between, I guess, in the area between my anus and my testicle.

1:25:33 Drew Are you on a medication?

1:25:34 Caller No.

1:25:35 Drew And any history of any medical problems?

1:25:38 Caller No.

1:25:39 Drew And how long has this been going on for?

1:25:42 Caller It's actually technically been going on, I think, you know, for a couple of years, but it only happens like once every maybe month or two.

1:25:49 Drew Yeah, it's sort of a bladder spasm probably.

1:25:52 Best Of Can I be causing straining too much?

1:25:54 Drew Yeah, it can be caused from prostate irritation. He might have other sort of urethral irritation, but it's been going on a long time. It's probably not any sort of infectious problem. Just one of those things some guys get.

1:26:06 Adam You ride a bike?

1:26:07 Caller No, I ride a motorcycle, but I don't ride a bike.

1:26:10 Drew I wonder if that could be adding to it.

1:26:12 Adam A street bike?

1:26:13 Caller Yeah.

1:26:14 Adam You ride a lot?

1:26:16 Caller No, I haven't really because it's been cold lately, so no.

1:26:19 Best Of Well from now on, use a cup.

1:26:22 Drew No, that won't work.

1:26:23 Best Of No, that would hurt worse.

1:26:24 Drew It's the pudendals, the under.

1:26:25 Best Of It's in between. All right.

1:26:27 Adam So what can he do?

1:26:29 Drew Not worry about it. Drink lots of fluid, pee frequently, don't hold your urine for long periods of time.

1:26:33 Adam Good time. Steve?

1:26:34 Caller Yeah.

1:26:35 Adam You're 27?

1:26:36 Caller Yes, and I'm a virgin. Really? Yeah.

1:26:39 Adam How come? Hey, can you turn whatever's on in the background down, please?

1:26:46 Caller I can't get it.

1:26:47 Adam Moron. All right. Did you do that?

1:26:51 Caller Yes.

1:26:51 Adam Okay, so why do you think you're a virgin?

1:26:54 Caller I know I am.

1:26:55 Adam I know, but what is the cause of this virginity, not getting laid?

1:27:00 Caller Right.

1:27:00 Drew What's motivating that?

1:27:03 Caller I just can't get it, and I can't get any.

1:27:05 Drew Why not, do you think?

1:27:08 Caller I don't know. I don't go out. I'm shy, extremely shy.

1:27:12 Best Of Well, you seem to be answering your own question.

1:27:15 Drew Do you have like an anxiety problem where when you get in social situations, you're sort of overwhelmingly uncomfortable and anxious?

1:27:21 Caller Correct.

1:27:22 Drew Well, there's something called social anxiety disorder, social phobia that can be treated. You might want to see someone about that, make it so it's more comfortable for you to go amongst people so you can actually meet someone and maybe have some sort of relationship.

1:27:35 Adam What do you do for a living?

1:27:36 Caller I work at a body shop.

1:27:38 Best Of Oh, yeah?

1:27:39 Adam Yeah, so you know that bondo, the hardening?

1:27:42 Caller No, I work in the paint.

1:27:44 Adam Oh, you're working in the paint, yeah.

1:27:45 Drew You got to give them a zit?

1:27:46 Adam Yeah, 90% benzoyl peroxide on the hardening, the catalyst, yeah? Yeah, I used that on my zit once. Hey, you see, you work around, you go outside, you live on your own?

1:27:59 Caller Yeah.

1:28:00 Best Of And in order to get laid, though, you have to actually go out and meet people. So I think the best thing in the world is to go and speak with someone, a psychiatrist or a psychologist.

1:28:09 Caller I don't drink, I don't...

1:28:10 Adam Well, that's your problem.

1:28:11 Drew Yeah, but see, you may have a disorder that can be helped and treated.

1:28:16 Adam Yeah, and you're not going to meet any chicks at a body shop.

1:28:18 Best Of Or in your house.

1:28:19 Caller Well, what kind of a doctor do I go to?

1:28:21 Drew You can start with a regular doctor, but a psychiatrist would be the ideal person to see, because there's good medication for social phobia now.

1:28:28 Adam All right, Steve?

1:28:29 Caller Okay, thank you.

1:28:30 Adam All right, good times. Yeah, let's talk to a psychiatrist and...

1:28:34 Caller Oh, good times.

1:28:36 Adam I don't know, should guys in body shops really be getting laid, though?

1:28:40 Best Of Nine times out of ten, you hear that they're the ones always getting laid, not necessarily by the best winners in the world, but you know...

1:28:46 Adam No, no, but that is...

1:28:49 Best Of You think of the stereotypical hot mechanic working on a car, you know what I mean?

1:28:53 Adam Yeah, but you've been looking at too many calendars.

1:28:55 Best Of I've been watching movies.

1:28:56 Adam Yeah, let me tell you, the body shop dudes, that's a different breed of cat over there. Think about that gig, by the way, just in a spray booth all day, masking off cars, wets, you know, just pretty much prepping and spraying all day, all that Bondo, all that toxic material.

1:29:13 Best Of That's where you'd say tough times.

1:29:14 Adam Yeah, bad times.

1:29:16 Best Of Bad times.

1:29:16 Adam Brian? Yo. You're 21.

1:29:18 Best Of Hey there, how's it going?

1:29:19 Adam Good, how you doing?

1:29:21 Best Of I'm doing pretty good, thanks. My problem... Well, actually, hold on just a second here. Dr. Drew, you are the smartest, most ma... Well, not magnificent, but...

1:29:30 Drew All right, Brian, okay.

1:29:31 Adam Now go ahead.

1:29:32 Drew You tell us next week he's a liar, so what does he care? What do you care what he says?

1:29:35 Adam Oh, okay. What's your problem?

1:29:38 Best Of Well, well, I'm a comp... I don't know about compulsive liar, but sometimes like...

1:29:45 Caller I didn't... I wasn't...

1:29:47 Best Of Yeah, I wasn't sitting there, though. But, I mean, you know, people will ask me, like, what's going on over the day, and I'll just... Well, I mean, just about routine things. I just lie.

1:29:58 Drew Do you outright lie or...

1:29:58 Best Of Or exaggerating or something.

1:29:59 Drew Do you outright lie or do you exaggerate?

1:30:03 Best Of Sometimes, sometimes I just make up things that never happened, but usually it's just like, you know, to make a story better.

1:30:10 Best Of I think a lot of people do that. That's just exaggerating. That's not necessarily compulsive lying.

1:30:15 Drew Can you give us an example?

1:30:17 Best Of Well, I mean, I don't know. My friend could come over and ask me, you know, hey, what'd you do today, Brian? And I'll be like, you know, even though nothing happened or I just played tennis or something like that, I'll be like, or maybe here's a good idea. Like I played tennis and I lost, but I'll tell her I played tennis and I won. You know what I mean? And I'll make up a completely different story. Yeah.

1:30:36 Best Of Why?

1:30:38 Best Of I don't know.

1:30:39 Drew What does it do for you? How do you feel when you do it?

1:30:42 Best Of It's like, I don't know. It's like, I just don't want to. It's like, I don't like the way that, like, it's just boring, you know?

1:30:53 Drew So you don't feel sort of worthy of anyone's attention even.

1:30:58 Best Of Yeah.

1:30:58 Drew Unless you can give them something more.

1:30:59 Best Of Well, I don't know.

1:31:01 Adam It's a way of keeping a distance from people because they never really know what the truth is about you.

1:31:09 Best Of Yeah, I find I do that an awful lot of times.

1:31:11 Adam And I think it's a way of manipulating people in your own quiet way. Because you're sort of pulling one over on them. I mean, you're kind of controlling them in a way because you're feeding them false information that they're believing. So it's a way to keep a distance and sort of control them in a way.

1:31:29 Best Of Right. Like, yeah, usually, I mean, I don't know. It's and I don't even know why I do it. I mean, well, mostly the question is how can like not just what can I do to stop it? But I mean, it's like it's not I mean, if I could just stop it and say like, hey, you know, don't lie, I would. But I mean, it's out of my mouth before I even know I'm doing it.

1:31:48 Best Of Then think before you speak. And I have a question. When you tell this girl, yeah, I want it tennis, even though you didn't. Do you think that's changing? You think if you said I didn't win, that it would change your perception of you?

1:31:59 Best Of No, I mean, then why?

1:32:01 Best Of Why tell her that you won? When in fact, you didn't.

1:32:04 Best Of Well, I don't know, because what good would that do? Sort of. Not even sort of.

1:32:09 Adam Well, maybe this problem could be solved. You just got better at tennis.

1:32:14 Best Of I was going to say lessons.

1:32:16 Best Of Actually, you know what my biggest problem in tennis is?

1:32:19 Drew Lying about the score.

1:32:21 Best Of What?

1:32:21 Best Of Lying about the score.

1:32:23 Best Of No, no, no, I'm not lying about the score. It's my butthole.

1:32:28 Adam I knew it.

1:32:29 Best Of Yeah.

1:32:30 Adam I knew it. You know, whenever...

1:32:32 Best Of He couldn't answer. He stuttered too much.

1:32:34 Adam Did you notice that when he... Whenever somebody poses the question that way, they go, you want to know why? Or do you want to know what my bet is?

1:32:43 Best Of They're setting themselves up for their own joke.

1:32:45 Adam I always know it's going to be a big anus joke. I don't mind them though.

1:32:49 Drew Yeah.

1:32:49 Adam But...

1:32:50 Drew Caught them.

1:32:50 Adam Still anus joke.

1:32:51 Drew Caught them.

1:32:52 Adam All right. Let's take ourselves a little break.

1:32:58 Caller This is Loveline.

1:32:59 Best Of 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:33:01 Loveline will be right back.

1:33:06 Adam Well, that about does it for the Best of Loveline. But you'll definitely want to tune in tomorrow night when we have on the Best of Loveline, Jeremy McGrath, the Michael Jordan of Supercross. Right. That's right. This guy is amazing. Lincoln Park, Kathy Griffin and...

1:33:23 Drew My favorite.

1:33:24 Adam Shaggy.

1:33:24 Drew Yeah.

1:33:25 Adam Until next time, Sam Crawford, Dr. Drew saying Mahala.

1:33:29 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins-Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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Wednesday, July 18, 2001