Episode 1000754886993

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1:08 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. And I'm Adam Corolla as Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew. Ford Certified Internist and Addiction Medicine Specialist. Man show's on tonight. Oh, yeah. Comedy Central. Saw it on the satellite earlier. Very good one.

1:35 Drew Oh, really?

1:35 Adam Yeah, went to a dildo factory. Very enlightening. And of course, Wheel of Destiny. Always a big man show.

1:43 Drew This is the one we actually pee on the guy's wallet, is it?

1:45 Adam No, no, no. That was last season. I just got back from Yosemite. Very beautiful up there. Drew got back from Dodger Stadium, where he played in his celebrity game. How'd that go?

1:56 Drew It was fun.

1:57 Adam That was Saturday.

1:58 Drew Yeah.

1:59 Adam Who played?

2:00 Drew Who is it? Who did you know was there? Molly Culver was there, your girlfriend.

2:07 Adam From VIP.

2:08 Drew And that girl can chuck a ball.

2:10 Adam Yeah.

2:10 Drew Yeah. She and she can play baseball.

2:13 Adam Really?

2:14 Drew Yeah. I thought, oh, this is too bad Adam's not here.

2:16 Adam No, I'm really in love with her.

2:17 Drew Yeah.

2:18 Adam And did you play?

2:19 Drew I hit.

2:20 Adam You did?

2:20 Drew Yeah.

2:21 Adam What happened?

2:21 Drew I hit out deep center.

2:23 Adam Deep center?

2:24 Drew Deep, well, not very deep center. In the center.

2:27 Adam Medium center.

2:27 Drew Medium center.

2:28 Adam Medium shallow. Texas Leaguer. They're playing up on you.

2:31 Drew Yeah.

2:32 Adam Who was playing center?

2:35 Drew Mindy. I forget Mindy's last name.

2:36 Adam A chick?

2:37 Drew That's what I was told.

2:39 Adam A chick got you out? Mindy Sterling?

2:41 Drew Mindy Sterling.

2:43 Adam I know her from the Groundlings, but you guys would know her from...

2:47 Drew No. No, not Mindy Sterling.

2:48 Adam No, you scared me. Here, let's do a little rematch.

2:52 Drew Not Mindy Sterling.

2:53 Adam I know her from the Groundlings.

2:54 Drew No, no, no.

2:55 God, no.

2:56 Drew It's embarrassing because I know Mindy from million meetings. She's one of the entertainment reporters for local news here.

3:03 Adam All right. So it's an all-star lineup. The point is a chick got you out in center field?

3:09 Drew She was a great player, too. I mean, great. No, no.

3:11 Adam You must have hit it right into her mid.

3:12 Drew These guys can play.

3:14 Adam Oh, please. I was there a few years ago. No one can play. Did your team win?

3:19 Drew We lost by one. There was a game. There was a game. There was a lot of guys.

3:21 Adam Did you get some innings in?

3:23 Drew No, there was worse this year because there's like twice as many people as usual. And so it was just being cranked through and it was lucky to get up to bat.

3:30 Adam I'll tell you, I've I've participated in a couple of celebrity type events. Never enough time for the actual event.

3:37 Drew Yeah, it's not really there to play the game. Although guys are there to play ball.

3:41 Adam Yeah, the people who put the event on want to see you get out there. They want the photo ops. They want to say you did it and all. They want to give you the jersey and everything. But I'd like to play. I'd like to get in nine innings.

3:52 Drew There were a lot of people there wanting to play ball. Seriously. And there were some there were some players. I mean, people could play ball.

3:57 Adam Okay. Austin Powers was where Mindy Sterling is from. She's like the crazy German woman. Okay. All right. So you got out by a chick. I went to Yosemite and took a nice hike, went to some waterfalls and jumped in some water that was about 35 degrees.

4:16 Drew But I had that weird experience. When we did the Dodger game, you have one of these professional ball players come up to you and want to meet you. Yeah. That's always kind of a weird moment.

4:22 Adam Yeah. Who wanted to meet you?

4:24 Drew Dave Hanson, who was a Dodger player. Right. He lives down at San Juan Capistrano, listens to us every night.

4:28 Adam Wow. Yeah.

4:30 Drew He invited me over to watch with the kids, put my kids out in the outfield for their batting practice.

4:34 Adam Well, the kids must have went nuts.

4:37 Drew My kids went insane. They're a huge Dodger family.

4:39 Adam Let me tell you something with those kids of yours, Drew. Too much too soon.

4:43 Drew Listen, this is where I really feel it. It's like, hey, you know, they're down there watching Gary Sheffield warm up. They're six feet away from him.

4:50 Adam Come on, you guys, you can see what this is. You know, we talk to people on a nightly basis who say at 16, sex is not good enough anymore. I have to go the anal route and then right as I orgasm, I might pop one of those amyl nitrate poppers so I can get a rush.

5:07 Drew You're telling me that's going to be my kids in 10 years? Yeah, thank you.

5:09 Adam You say to the guy, listen, you're burnt out. You've had too much too soon. You're overwhelmed, overstimulated.

5:16 Drew Where do you go from there?

5:17 Adam Where do you go from here? You kids, if they're not at Disneyland, they're out on the field at Dodger Stadium taking batting practice with Gary Sheffield. There's nowhere to go. This is going to be it.

5:28 Drew I know.

5:30 Adam Just be prepared for years and years and years and years of therapy. Mike?

5:34 Yes, hello?

5:35 Adam You're 21?

5:36 Caller Yeah, I'm 21. Well, I had a problem because last two weeks it was very hard for me because I'm a girl on the Internet. And well, we kissed and everything, but then later on she asked me to have sex.

5:53 Drew Hang on a second. You met her online?

5:55 Caller Yes.

5:55 Drew And then you went and met her in person?

5:57 Caller Actually, yeah.

5:58 Drew She lives near you?

5:59 Caller Well, she lives very near, about five seconds from me walking by.

6:05 Drew That's kind of interesting coincidence, isn't it?

6:07 Caller Yeah, well.

6:10 Drew Out of all the millions of people online, you meet somebody that's five seconds away from you?

6:13 Caller Yeah, I didn't know that she was living so close to me when she...

6:17 Drew Doesn't that strike you as kind of peculiar?

6:20 Adam No. OK, Mike, here's what I'm going to need you to do. Even if it doesn't strike you as peculiar, it strikes the rest of sane America as peculiar.

6:29 Drew The rest of humanity.

6:30 Adam We're going to need you to acknowledge that so we can move on.

6:34 Caller Oh, OK.

6:35 Adam All right, go ahead, acknowledge it.

6:37 Caller OK, I didn't acknowledge it.

6:39 Adam Yes, it is a strange coincidence.

6:41 Caller Well, maybe, but...

6:45 Adam Well, here's the problem. I know we can't even get off the ground in this show, but here's the problem I have. When you bring up something that is a coincidence, you go online, you meet somebody online, and it turns out they live two houses down from you. When you don't acknowledge that, it makes me wonder if it happened or if there's something we don't know.

7:05 Drew Or something you don't know, like somebody was stalking you or something, or somebody arranged that meeting.

7:10 Adam Nothing that he couldn't know because he would still think it was a weird coincidence.

7:14 Drew Yeah.

7:15 Adam Do you know what I mean?

7:16 Drew Yes.

7:16 Adam So you go, isn't that a coincidence? I go, yeah, maybe. And they keep going and you think, well, wait a minute, maybe there's a part of this story that's missing.

7:22 Drew Something's missing, yeah.

7:23 Adam But I don't know if we're going to be able to find that out from Mike. Mike?

7:26 Caller Yeah?

7:27 Adam So just total coincidence that she lived down the street from you.

7:31 Caller Yes, really.

7:32 Adam Okay. Hey, do they have local chat? They must have neighborhood chats or something, right?

7:38 Caller No, no, no. I met her on the Yahoo chat.

7:40 Drew But you weren't in a chat unique for your neighborhood or designed for your vicinity or anything?

7:45 Caller No, no, no. It was like only for Chicago area. So the entire Chicago is like on chat.

7:52 Drew I understand. But it wasn't the entire world on chat. At least we had narrowed it down to Chicago.

7:56 Caller Yeah, well, yeah, the entire Chicago. But I didn't know really when I met her that she was living a few seconds from me.

8:02 Are you stupid or something?

8:04 Adam We got that yak off. So what's up? Okay, well, now you kissed.

8:09 Caller Yes. And then she asked me to have sex. And well, because I am a virgin, so I don't know what I should do or even what I should think.

8:19 Adam I see. And well, what you should think is great. I'm not going to be a virgin much longer. And then what you should do is have sex.

8:26 Drew How old is she?

8:28 Caller Well, she's 19.

8:29 Adam Do you like her?

8:30 Caller Well, I met her only about twice really. So, well, it's kind of, well, chatting on the Internet is making you think that you know the person well.

8:42 Drew Right. Which is sort of an illusion, isn't it? Where are you from, Mike?

8:45 Caller Well, originally, I am not from the United States.

8:48 Shocking.

8:49 Adam Hold, hold the phone.

8:49 Drew Wait a minute, Adam.

8:51 Adam Not from the United States.

8:52 Drew Wait a minute.

8:53 Oh, he can't.

8:54 Drew Now there's something missing.

8:55 Adam Canada.

8:56 Drew Yeah. OK.

8:56 Adam Canada.

8:57 Caller No, I'm from Poland originally.

8:59 Adam Oh, holy crap. All right. So you're you're from Poland. And you've been you've been you've been in the United States for how long?

9:07 Caller Well, about three years right now.

9:08 Adam Three years. And English is pretty good.

9:11 Caller Well, when I came here, I couldn't even speak English. That's the part.

9:15 Adam Amazing. That's nice. You're a genius.

9:17 Caller So it took me a while.

9:19 Adam Well, so are you do you want to see her for a third time?

9:23 Caller Well, of course. And she really wants to meet me.

9:26 Drew What do you do for a living?

9:28 Caller Well, right now, I am a student in college.

9:30 Drew So don't you meet people at school?

9:33 Caller Yeah, but, well, I am kind of shy, so it's kind of takes.

9:37 Drew And what's this woman like?

9:39 Caller Well, she's kind of crazy.

9:41 Adam Yeah. All right. Here's the deal. Mike, you're not that interested in her. You don't like her. She scares you.

9:50 Caller Maybe. I don't know.

9:51 Adam Okay.

9:52 Drew Now, listen, meet someone at school. Trust your instincts.

9:55 Adam Polish as they may be, still trust them. Are we not doing enough Polak jokes anymore in the United States?

10:01 Drew They've sort of lost their...

10:03 Adam We gotta get back. We gotta get back with that.

10:05 Drew Lost their edge, I think.

10:07 Adam Here's the deal. As a 21-year-old guy, you go out on two dates with a girl, you know damn well whether you like her or not. You don't do that, we barely know each other crap. He went out on two dates. If he was indoor, he'd be indoor. He's not indoor.

10:23 Drew He's never dated before. So he's like doesn't understand the cues and milestones and what's going on or what, you know. He said it himself. I don't know what to think.

10:31 Adam This ain't the one for Mike.

10:33 Drew I saw Gary Marshall this weekend.

10:34 Adam Yeah.

10:34 Drew He wants to come up here.

10:36 Adam He'll never be here.

10:37 Drew He always said call.

10:38 Adam All right.

10:38 Drew And Jay Moore said hi.

10:40 Adam All right. Well, he may come in. All right. Good times. Krista?

10:45 Yeah.

10:46 Adam What's up? You're 28.

10:48 Caller Yes.

10:48 Adam Yes.

10:49 Caller I had I was talking to my doctor last week. And I thought that Dr. Drew had said before on the show some time ago that there is a hormone that a woman releases when she has an orgasm that makes her want to bond with whoever she's with.

11:06 Drew I'm not sure there's necessarily a response to orgasm, but in response to intimacy and physical intimacy, it's called oxytocin.

11:13 Caller How do you spell that?

11:14 Drew O-X, I almost spell it, O-X-Y-T-O-C-I-N.

11:18 Caller Okay, because he...

11:20 Adam What do you mean? You mean during intercourse?

11:23 Drew It's a hormone that women release in intimate encounter that men release less of, and even more so, men don't respond to oxytocin. And so the influence of testosterone and oxytocin doesn't do very much, and the influence of estrogen, it becomes very much of a bonding experience. And then estrogen has a whole other effect on the physiology in terms of increasing receptivity.

11:43 Adam Why should women release it if men aren't receptive to it?

11:46 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no. Men release it in their own brain, from their own brain into their own system, but it doesn't do anything to them. When women release it in their brain into their system, they feel a bond to the person that they're with.

11:57 Adam Release it into the environment somehow.

11:59 Drew No, no, no, no. It's from the pituitary into their bloodstream.

12:01 Adam Fantastic.

12:03 Caller So does that, I mean, is it when you spend time with a person, does it not necessarily be released more when you have sex with a person?

12:12 Drew It's, I'll recommend a book, let me recommend a book. It's called Two of Them, Sex on the Brain and Alchemy of Love and Lust.

12:20 Caller Okay.

12:21 Drew And it talks about the influences of these different hormones and how profoundly different the male hormones are, and how different our brains are, and how different they're into the influences of these different hormones that we each have.

12:31 Adam Well, why do you want to know, Krista?

12:34 Caller Well, basically, I, interestingly enough, I dated a guy who was, like, very Catholic, and we didn't have sex for the year and a half we were dating. And I ended up really liking it because, as frustrating as it was at times, things were just so much simpler. Sex is such a complex dynamic to a relationship that can already be complicated to begin with.

12:58 Adam Well, it's even simpler not to get in any relationship, isn't it, the simplest?

13:03 Caller Well, yeah, but, I mean, I still want to date people and go out and get to know people. So, I'm dating this guy, and I'm not saying I never want to have sex with him. I'm just, like, he's very eager, and I'm just telling him, you know, I want to take it slow. And so I was talking to my doctor about this, and so he happened to, you know, I happened to mention this hormone and ask him if he knew what it was, and he couldn't think of which.

13:28 Drew No, it's a good thing to take your time.

13:31 Adam Now, don't get too caught up in the chemical part of sex and relationships and talking to your doctor. Damn, dating this new guy, and he wants to nail me, but did she just call her doctor?

13:45 Drew Krista.

13:45 Adam Krista? Did you just call your doctor up and start chanting him up about the new dude?

13:50 Caller No, no, he's my psychiatrist.

13:51 Adam Oh, okay, that's fine.

13:53 All right.

13:54 Adam What are you on? Are you on something?

13:56 Caller Yeah, I'm on Depakotin effectser.

13:58 Adam All right, baby.

13:59 Drew The effectser might block some of your libido, too, so.

14:02 Adam Yeah, that's why you can date Christians.

14:04 Caller That's never been a problem, unfortunately, but.

14:06 Drew So you're manic?

14:08 Caller Not now.

14:09 Drew But, I mean, that's your tendency, right?

14:11 Caller Well, hypomania and bipolar, too.

14:14 Adam All right, good times. Take care of yourself.

14:18 Caller Well, thank you.

14:19 Adam Stay on those meds.

14:21 Caller You guys are just great.

14:22 Adam Thanks, baby. Don't have any kids.

14:25 Drew Nice. She can't on those medicines.

14:26 Adam Oh, okay. Good.

14:28 Drew Or shouldn't on those medicines.

14:29 Adam Hey, Drew, can we just work a little sterilization agent into just about any anti-psychotic medication that we hand out?

14:37 Drew No.

14:37 Adam You know, doing the math there. We don't need a nut job, giving birth to some smaller nut jobs. We don't need mom a nut job, giving birth to baby nut job. Tina, you know what I'm saying? I'd like to be a part of that.

14:51 Drew Yes, mine hair. You're really going for the...

14:56 Adam I think it's a good plan.

14:57 Drew For the manipulation of the race, huh?

14:59 Adam Enrique? Oh, whatever race.

15:01 Drew That's what I'm saying.

15:02 Caller Yeah.

15:03 Adam Hey, what's up there, Enrique? You're 18. That's my main main main name.

15:07 Caller Yeah, I just finished up the scene in Loveline.

15:10 Adam You just finished what?

15:11 Caller Scene in Loveline.

15:12 Drew In the man show?

15:13 Adam You mean man show?

15:14 Caller I mean, yeah, the man show, yeah.

15:15 Adam Fantastic episode this week, wasn't it?

15:18 Caller Yeah.

15:19 Adam Thanks.

15:19 Caller Um, yeah.

15:20 Caller Whatever.

15:23 Adam Did you enjoy the man show?

15:25 Caller Well, I watched a little bit. You know, I watched the news a little bit, but.

15:29 Adam Okay. Hang on. I guess it's, boy, it's like squeezing a bar rag trying to get a compliment on anyone who calls this show. Just watch a minute. Yeah, did you? It's an exceptionally good episode, wouldn't you say? It's alright.

15:42 It's alright.

15:44 Adam I didn't really watch all of it. Yeah, I enjoyed it. It's not going to be a quiz. I'm not going to ask you to...

15:52 Drew My serious wish is that they're just trying to be honest and they don't have the horsepower to pre-think what they're saying.

15:59 Adam Yeah, but imagine if we were like cops and we were like, Paul, you've been drinking tonight?

16:03 Yeah.

16:04 Adam How much? NS. Ludd. Were you speeding? Yeah. And I killed my girlfriend. She's in the trunk. So you want me to pop it for you? She just arrested me? She'll just come in now? Henrique?

16:15 Caller Yeah, what's up?

16:16 Adam All right. So what's your question?

16:17 Caller Well, all right. I had this girlfriend. I've been going out for her, I mean, with her for about a year. And I met her at work and her mom worked with us at the same store. And they're really, really just, you know, they wear the veil around their head and, you know, she's Islamic.

16:37 Drew And does she wear the veils?

16:39 Caller Well, no, she's not. Her mom does, but...

16:43 Drew Are they a little freaked about that?

16:45 Caller Well, not really, but, I mean, they are. But they say, like, to wear it when they're married.

16:52 Adam You wear one when you're married?

16:54 Caller Yeah.

16:54 Adam Right, because you get ugly, you get older, you don't want to put makeup on, put the veil on.

16:59 Caller Yeah, well, so that happened. And her parents want her to have a prearranged marriage, you know what I'm saying? And we, when we saw each other, a lot of stuff happened between the time like her parents found out I got in trouble, I talked to her parents, they were like, never see her again, or else, like, they'll disown her.

17:24 Drew That must have been a pleasant time.

17:26 Adam Yeah.

17:27 Caller It was hell, you know.

17:28 Adam What's your religion?

17:30 Caller Well, I converted to Islam.

17:32 Drew On her behalf?

17:33 Caller Well, not because of her, because I was doing drugs and stuff like that. So, like, I didn't want to do that.

17:40 Adam So you went with the Islam.

17:42 Caller Yeah, sort of like what Malcolm X did, you know.

17:45 Adam Yeah, okay.

17:46 Drew And that helped you stop?

17:47 Caller Yeah, it helped me stop.

17:48 Drew You're still smoking pot, though?

17:50 Caller No, I swear.

17:51 Adam Really?

17:52 Caller No.

17:52 Adam Well, Islam, I mean, you should be able to smoke weed in that religion, right?

17:58 Caller Well, I know people.

17:59 Adam All the brothers in that?

18:01 Caller Well, I know people who grow that and make smoke cigarettes, but I don't think, I mean, I try to get away from that now.

18:07 Adam All right. So now you're Islamic, right?

18:11 Caller Yeah.

18:11 Adam And she's Islamic, so everything's fine.

18:13 Caller What's the problem? No, the problem is that they want her to marry some guy in the race.

18:19 Drew What's the race?

18:20 Caller And she wants to break up with me just like that, you know, so that's why I think her parents brainwashed her.

18:25 Drew What's the race?

18:26 Caller She's Bengali, she's from Bangladesh. And so, like...

18:32 Adam What are you? Where are you from?

18:33 Caller I'm from Bolivia.

18:35 Wow.

18:36 Drew Interesting.

18:37 Adam Crazy, crazy mixer over there.

18:40 Caller I mean, I'm not into the... I don't care about the race, you know, it's so cool. I mean, I actually prefer them, you know, because they're more pure, you know what I'm saying?

18:48 No.

18:48 Caller I didn't go out with guys like, like, I don't know, they're more...

18:53 Yeah.

18:53 Adam I don't know what you're saying. He's from Bolivia.

18:57 Caller Yeah, so like, I don't know.

18:59 Adam They go out with the troublemakers. Nicaraguans, El Salvadorans, the black guys, right? All the dirty races.

19:06 Caller Nice.

19:07 Adam Well, that's what he said.

19:08 Caller I'm not saying that...

19:09 Adam That's what he meant.

19:10 Caller No, I'm not saying that...

19:11 Adam Italians. I'll include myself in that group.

19:14 Caller No.

19:15 Adam Okay. Look, she broke up.

19:17 Caller I mean, she wants to... I mean, she just... She just, like, said, like, we missed each other for two weeks, and she's like, oh, I think we should break up.

19:23 Drew How old is she?

19:24 Caller She's 19.

19:26 Drew Well, she wants to break up, though. But...

19:29 Adam Well, maybe... Maybe it's her parents getting her to do it, and maybe it's her, and maybe it's that she's a product of her parents. We don't know.

19:37 Caller I don't think it's... I don't think it's her because, like, I mean, it's been a year relationship, but I'm certain you appealed to her about that, though, right?

19:46 Drew You've said, this is not you, this is your parents. What does she say to that?

19:49 Caller Well, like, in the beginning of the relationship, she's like, no matter what, you know...

19:52 Drew No, no, no. Stay with me.

19:53 Adam In the beginning.

19:55 Drew When you now say to her, this has got to come from your parents, what does she say?

20:01 Caller What do you mean? What does she say? Like...

20:03 Drew When you confront her with what you're telling us now, that this must be a brainwashing, this must be from your parents, what does she say?

20:09 Caller Well, she says it's partly because of her parents and her respect for her family.

20:14 Drew And partly?

20:15 Caller And partly because she wants to supposedly be...

20:19 Supposedly?

20:20 Adam Does she say allegedly?

20:22 Drew Because I allegedly want to break up.

20:24 Caller Well, she didn't say that, but I mean, I know her.

20:27 Drew What did she say?

20:29 Caller She just said, she just wants to break up because of her parents.

20:32 Drew Nope, she didn't say that, she said part of it is her parents and the other part is what?

20:37 Caller Just because she wants to.

20:39 Drew Okay, there you go. That's the part that has meaning.

20:43 Adam Either way, they both have meaning.

20:45 Drew But I mean, that's the part you can't reason with or argue with.

20:49 Adam Right.

20:49 Drew If she's done, she's done.

20:51 Caller All right, but let's just say, it's like, I mean, all right, well, I'm just saying, like, I don't think that's her, you know?

20:57 Adam Yeah, all right.

20:58 Drew Every 18-year-old that the girlfriend wants to break up with him tells us that. That you don't understand, she doesn't understand, right? Have we heard that many times?

21:07 Adam Oh, I don't even, yes, absolutely. And I would try to talk to Enrique, but I don't really think we have enough time, and I don't have enough energy. Look, if he doesn't feel this is her, then, you know, ask her again. But if he keeps getting the same answer, then you have to get out of the denial phase and move on with life.

21:26 Drew The problem is, this is the beginning of a certain kind of stalking, this kind of massive denial, resented, you know, most jilted lover kind of thing.

21:34 Adam Here's the whole thing, guys. The bottom line is, is somebody wants out or not. If they want out, they want out. It doesn't matter what reason they give you. And unfortunately, they always give you reasons that don't have to do with you because they want to be kind. Right. Nobody, look, nobody quits a job and says to the boss, hey, you're a prick. That's why, well, I got other opportunities. Well the problem with that is, is the person goes, what are they paying you? All match it. Now you got to go back to the prick part again. But this is what everybody does. Whatever you're trying to back out of, you always give the most pleasant reason, the least confrontational reason and the easiest reason, especially when you're dealing with a guy who's got some energy, like Enrique.

22:22 Drew You want to avoid conflict and you want to spare people's feelings.

22:24 Adam Right. And I wish I had, well, I got crazy parents. I wish they were Islamic. So, I could have told a few girls to hit the road in my life and hid behind, pardon the reference, the veil of my parents wanting me to break up.

22:39 Yeah.

22:41 Adam Yeah, everyone does that and Enrique can't hear that. So, hear it, Enrique. That's all right. You're young.

22:47 Drew You don't understand. I know her.

22:49 Adam You're a young Islamic guy now and you can find yourself some new chicks. We'll be back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, let's hop back to the phone. So speak to Claire, who's 17. Claire?

23:15 Caller Yeah, hi.

23:16 Adam What's up?

23:17 Caller Not much. I'm sorry.

23:21 Adam That's all right.

23:21 Caller Making conversation. That's OK. I have a problem with when me and my boyfriend are messing around when we're 69. He doesn't notice it, but it like urinates or it smells like he does. And it's just really odd and he doesn't know why and he doesn't know that he's doing it. He just knows it feels good. I was like, why do you do that? He says he doesn't know.

23:43 Drew Now, wait a minute. How could it?

23:46 Adam I like the part where she goes, why do you do that? I don't know.

23:49 Caller Why? Because I was like, oh my God, I was like, have you ever done that before? And he's like, no, that's never happened.

23:54 Drew It smelled like he urinated.

23:58 Caller Well, he did. It looked like it, it smelled like it because it got on my shirt. I was like, what is that? He's like, I don't know. I was like, so.

24:05 Drew Now, wait a minute.

24:08 Adam Now, who was the six and who was the nine?

24:12 Caller I was on top.

24:14 Adam You were on top, he was on the bottom.

24:16 Caller Yes.

24:16 Adam Did you see urine come out of him?

24:19 Caller Well, yeah.

24:20 Adam Okay.

24:21 Drew Does anything else come out of him?

24:23 Caller No, that's all.

24:24 Drew You see him getting in here, Adam?

24:26 Adam Was there, did he have an orgasm?

24:29 Caller No. Well, when I go down on him, he doesn't have an orgasm. He can only have an orgasm during sex anyway.

24:34 Drew Could it be?

24:35 Adam Don't trust a guy like that, by the way.

24:38 Drew Could it be sort of pre-ejaculate kind of thing?

24:41 Caller Maybe. I don't know, but I was just, I was wondering if you could, you know, give me an answer.

24:46 Adam Well, how much comes out?

24:49 Caller Um, a good amount.

24:52 Adam Hold on a second.

24:52 Drew Got that measurement down? Goodly amount.

24:56 Adam Good amount.

25:01 Caller I don't know. I don't know how to, it's not like I measured.

25:03 Adam You can't quantify, you can't measure it. You know what I always love too?

25:06 Drew The way people overestimate what comes out of a liquid form.

25:09 Adam That drives me nuts. And when you ask a fairly simple question and then they come back with a sort of, well, I didn't measure it.

25:20 Drew Indignant.

25:21 Adam Yeah. The question is, is there's times when a man takes a leak and at the airport and he puts his penis back into his underpants and there's a nice big wet splotch on the end of his pants. There's an amount. And then there's times you fall asleep loaded, have a dream, you're at a subway urinal, and destroy the whole mattress and box spring. That's another amount. Now, do you have to have a graduated cylinder to determine which was more and which was less? No. But we can't get that here. I'm asking, Claire, was urine coming out of his penis in the kind of way that you would see when someone urinates?

26:02 Caller Yes.

26:04 Drew Spraying out of his urine, out of his penis.

26:06 Adam So he's lying on his back and essentially just urinating and you're seeing urine come out of his penis?

26:12 Caller Yes.

26:13 Adam All right. It didn't really... How come it didn't really seem like that's what you're getting at at the beginning of the call?

26:18 Drew Because it wouldn't just sum a little bit getting your shirt, then. Then that would be ruining the mattress, ruining the box springs, getting all over him.

26:24 Adam Does he stop then?

26:27 Caller Because it happened twice and the first time. I didn't notice, but...

26:32 Drew How come you didn't notice someone urinating on you, letting loose?

26:36 Caller Because I didn't know what it was because he was still inside of my mouth and I was... I kind of freaked out and I went to the bathroom and I spit it out and I was... And I could taste it and I was like...

26:50 Adam All right. So that was a small amount.

26:52 Drew Enough to fill your mouth?

26:53 Caller It was enough. It filled my whole mouth.

26:58 Adam Jesus Christ.

26:59 Caller But then...

27:00 Adam Drew, do you 69 anymore? It's not even in my... It's like... You know what the 69 is for me? It's actually... You know how there's stuff that used to be in people's jukebox? They pull it out and they rotate it every once in a while. It's not even... It's not even in there anymore. It's not... It's like...

27:17 Drew In a closet somewhere.

27:19 Adam D5 used to be 69 on my jukebox. It's not even there. I don't know where it is. I'd have to go down to the basement and see if I could find it. Not even... 69 is not there anymore. I mean, not only do I not 69, it's not in the bag of things I could do anymore. I'd have to go make a special trip to go get the 69.

27:38 Drew I think you could find it next to the fingering section.

27:41 Adam Be next to the finger bang. Like, if I was with a chick and she was like, hey, let's 69, I'd be like, oh... You can't. Where is it? Is it in your pants? No, no, I gotta go down. I gotta go get... This is gonna take a few phone calls. Do you got time? Do you really want a 69? Cause I gotta make a couple of calls. This could take a while.

28:03 Caller Yeah.

28:04 Adam I gotta be down like in the crawl space of my house with a flashlight, trying to find the 69.

28:09 Drew I think you'd find the finger bang first.

28:11 Adam Yeah, probably would. Claire?

28:14 Drew Okay. So, he's able to release urine...

28:18 Adam When he has an erection.

28:19 Drew A few ounces when he has an erection, which already is a feat that is mind-boggling.

28:23 Adam Right.

28:23 Caller But it's only when we have 69. And I mean, it might not be urine, because I do know that there's a certain...

28:33 Adam No, no, no. I don't know. Unless if you had a mouthful of something, a liquid that tasted like urine, it's urine. I don't trust that she had a mouthful. I mean, she may have had a teaspoonful that felt like a mouthful.

28:47 Drew And he did... There was no ejaculatory releases, right? There were no muscular spasms, you noticed.

28:54 Adam She doesn't know. What do you do? Get all coked up and then drop a quailood and have like a six-pack of wine coolers before you have sex? How come you don't know anything?

29:04 Caller I don't do drugs.

29:05 Adam Well, what's up? You don't know where you are.

29:07 Caller Well, I...

29:08 Adam I don't know. I can't tell. I don't know. I can't tell what it was. I don't know where his penis was. I think it was in my ear. I'm not sure. If something came out of his penis, I'm not sure what it was. It's hard to tell where I was. Well, what's up? You don't know where you are? You don't know what's coming out of him? You don't know any of that stuff?

29:24 Caller Well, I wasn't positive. No, I apologize.

29:27 Adam All right. All right. All right. Well, Drew, what is this? Could be some prostate problem or something?

29:32 Drew Yeah. It could be. Is he on a medication?

29:37 Caller Yeah, but I don't know what it's called.

29:38 Drew Okay. What's the medicine for?

29:40 Caller It's a certain depression.

29:42 Drew All right. Those medicines are notorious for causing strange ejaculations and certain kinds of urinations and things. And I bet it's more related to his medication than anything else.

29:51 Adam What are you using for birth control?

29:54 Caller It's called Alesse.

29:55 Drew Alesse.

29:56 Adam That's fine. Good. All right, baby. Don't get pregnant.

30:00 Drew This is probably his medication. Okay. There you go.

30:04 Adam Well, I mean, that's got to be crazy when you're depressed and you're 17, you're on medication, which you're doing a lot of 69ing. How do you process that? It's like the Lord was saying, good news and bad news. Bad news, you're going to be on medication to alter your depression. Good news, plenty of 69ing coming up.

30:27 Drew Bad news, you won't be able to enjoy it.

30:28 Adam Right. Marina?

30:30 Caller Yeah.

30:31 Adam You're 17?

30:32 Caller Yeah.

30:32 Adam What's up?

30:33 Well, about two weeks ago, my parents left for Mexico and me and my cousin, she came over because my parents didn't want to leave me by myself and we were just messing around talking about, you know, bisexuals and gays and all of a sudden, like, me and my cousin just started fooling around.

30:52 Drew This is a female cousin?

30:54 Yeah.

30:54 Drew How old is she?

30:55 She's 19.

30:56 Drew Oh, your parents must be just delighted.

30:58 What?

30:59 Adam Oh, they went to Mexico and left a kid. What the hell? They care.

31:02 Well, they left me with my cousin.

31:04 Adam Oh, yeah. We're at that part. Your troubled 19 year old cousin?

31:08 She's not troubled. I look up to her a lot.

31:12 Adam Sure. You're 69-ing. You got to look up.

31:17 Caller I don't know. I know I'm not, like, a gay or anything.

31:21 Adam No.

31:21 Drew All right. Well, let's chalk this up to somebody. Have you been victimized before?

31:26 Caller Well, my dad molested me when he would come home drunk and stuff.

31:30 Drew All right.

31:30 Adam Well, perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

31:32 Drew This 19 year old is once again taking advantage of you and victimizing you. And I understand you're not gay, and that's good. But if you are not gay...

31:41 Adam Don't act gay.

31:42 You're right.

31:44 Drew It's not likely you would have gone on along with this if this person weren't a victimizer, weren't had any real concern with how you were feeling during this encounter. And if you were just experimenting, then so be it.

31:54 Caller The thing is that I really enjoyed it, but I don't see myself with other women. I just liked it with her because she was... I don't know. Me and her get along very well.

32:05 Adam Well, wait a minute. One of the reasons you liked it with her is because you look up to her. And the other thing is that she showed you some attention and some affection.

32:15 Caller Yeah.

32:16 Adam And it was a female. It was like in a non-threatening kind of way, right?

32:22 Caller Yeah.

32:22 Adam And what did you guys do?

32:24 Caller Well, we first... Well, she kind of asked if I wanted to try and kiss. And so we did. And it just got so into it that I ate her out.

32:35 Adam Oh, okay.

32:37 Drew Finishes school? Where?

32:38 Caller Where?

32:39 Adam Okay.

32:40 Caller All right.

32:40 Drew She has trouble talking about these things. I don't know.

32:42 Adam I understand. I understand this is difficult. Now, this cousin, this is the daughter of who?

32:50 Caller My aunt. She's a...

32:51 Drew She's the sister of your drunken dad?

32:54 Caller Huh? Yeah.

32:55 Drew Surprise.

32:55 Adam Yeah.

32:55 Drew And she's married to a drunken guy, too?

32:58 Caller Well, her dad is an alcoholic.

33:00 Drew Oh, shock. Shocking.

33:02 Caller Shock.

33:03 Caller They left him because he was married to a drunkard.

33:06 Adam Good. Here's my wish for your dad, that the donkey that he took to Mexico is hit by Greyhound Bus. That is my sincere wish for your molesting drunken father. I really do. I hope something horrible happens in Mexico besides going to Mexico. I want something actual horrible in Mexico happen to him.

33:26 Caller Yeah.

33:27 Adam Yeah. When's he coming back?

33:28 Caller They're staying there for about two weeks.

33:31 Adam Good. Maybe something will land on them. That'd be nice. And what did... Now, how long did your dad do this to you?

33:41 Caller When I was little, he kept doing it. Well, he gets drunk basically every day. I mean, I think he's drunk right now, but I don't...

33:48 Adam Watch the F word there, baby. Anderson put her on hold because she said she didn't give an F. But listen, can't we let someone who's been molested by their drunken dad use the F word on the air a couple of times? What?

34:03 Drew No one.

34:03 Adam Don't they deserve that?

34:04 Drew Yeah. She deserves a pass.

34:07 Adam Yeah, you get a free pass. This is like senior's discounts and handicapped parking. This is the same thing. You get molested, you can use the F word once.

34:17 Caller All right.

34:19 Adam So, he stopped doing this, right?

34:21 Caller Yeah, he did. I'll get them old enough to, you know, I don't let him do it anymore.

34:28 Drew So he has a little sister now or something who's doing it too?

34:31 Caller No, I don't have a little sister.

34:32 Adam You know.

34:33 Caller I'm the only child.

34:34 Adam Really?

34:34 Drew Neighborhood kids.

34:36 Caller What?

34:36 Adam No. And what is, did your mom know about this?

34:39 Caller No, she doesn't.

34:40 Drew Don't you think you ought to tell somebody to get some help for this?

34:44 Caller I don't know how to tell her.

34:46 Drew Well, maybe not mom is the place to start.

34:48 Adam Right.

34:48 Drew Is there someone at school you could tell?

34:50 Caller No. Like if you go to a counselor at school, they take you out. I mean, I don't want to, I love my mom a lot, but it's just that I don't get along with my dad. And I don't want to, you know, leave my mom with him. And he won't leave him.

35:04 Drew Well, I think if she knew what was going on between you and him, she would leave.

35:07 Adam She probably has some feeling. I mean, think about her dad.

35:10 Drew Was she sexually abused by her dad?

35:13 Caller I don't, I don't, probably. I don't know.

35:15 Drew No, I think probably, too.

35:16 Adam Just assume everybody was, the entire family. All right, Marina, here's your work. Are you ready?

35:22 Caller Yeah.

35:22 Adam I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you your plan for life.

35:25 Caller Okay.

35:26 Adam A, do not hook up with some abusive, alcoholic prick.

35:30 Drew Or victimizing female.

35:31 Adam You will be attracted to guys like this. Yeah.

35:34 Caller Be careful.

35:35 Adam Do not ruin your life with these guys. Number two, don't have any kids for a while. Get your grades up and go away to college somewhere.

35:44 Drew Okay.

35:45 Adam Get out of that house and eventually you're going to have to get some counseling and do all that kind of stuff. Right now, just get good grades, go off to college, don't get pregnant, stay away from abusive guys with booze bottles in their hands. And as far as your cousin goes.

36:01 Drew And hash pipes.

36:02 Adam Just chalk it up to experience. Do not get back involved with your cousin. You're not a lesbian. You're a lesbian. It's one more thing that happened in your life and you're going to have to move on. All right?

36:14 Caller Okay.

36:14 Adam All right, baby. Take care.

36:15 Drew Thank you. Bye.

36:16 Adam Bye-bye. That was a dynamite, dad.

36:18 Caller That was great, dad.

36:20 Drew Yet another. Another fine American father.

36:23 Adam Right. All right. Laura?

36:25 Caller Yeah, hi.

36:26 Adam You're 17. What's up?

36:28 Caller Is it normal for you not to give a crap about the guy who just takes their virginity one night?

36:35 Adam Not normally, but it could happen. Is that the way you feel about the guy who took your virginity?

36:40 Caller Oh, yeah.

36:41 Adam And it was about a month ago, it says on the screen July 4th.

36:45 Caller Yeah.

36:46 Adam Okay.

36:46 Drew You don't give a crap? Are you going to break?

36:48 Adam Yeah, let's go to break.

36:48 Caller All right.

36:49 Adam We'll talk there about that. Hang on, all right?

36:51 Caller All right.

36:52 All right.

36:53 Adam We'll be back.

37:00 Caller Hi, this is Dave Navarro, you're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

37:05 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, that's our friend Dave Navarro there. All right, let's get back to the phones one more time and speak to Laura, who we were talking to, lost her virginity on the 4th of July, she's 17. So about a month ago, and is not interested in the guy she lost it to. Is he interested in you?

37:32 Caller Oh, that's a weird thing. I mean, I asked him, well, see, I was supposed to actually get, I was told to control my language, but I literally got F'ed, and I was supposed to by three guys, but their mechanical difficulties enabled them to rise to the occasion, you could say.

37:53 Drew Wait a minute, what the hell's going on?

37:55 Adam I don't know. Laura, what's up?

37:56 Drew What happened to you?

37:57 Adam Where's your dad?

37:59 Caller Sleeping.

38:00 Adam Sleeping where?

38:02 Caller My mom's bedroom.

38:03 Adam Did something bad happen to you?

38:05 Caller Well, it's just, my parents, they only let me go out with like my best friend and relatives and I just couldn't take it anymore. I've been locked up in this house for like seven months.

38:14 Drew Do they, do they yell at you a lot? Are they sort of abusive to you?

38:17 Caller Oh, yelling, yeah.

38:19 Drew Do they ever hit you?

38:21 Caller Not recently.

38:23 Drew But when you were a little kid?

38:24 Caller Oh yeah.

38:25 Adam What's your dad doing? What's your dad? Cop?

38:28 Caller No.

38:29 Adam Male nurse?

38:29 Caller Home improvement.

38:31 Adam No.

38:31 Caller Electrician.

38:34 Adam Yeah. In the trades.

38:35 Drew Union?

38:36 Adam Bad. Is he in the union? No. I don't know if that's worse. All right. So listen, you sound a little angry.

38:44 Drew A little angry. Well, why not?

38:46 Adam Very angry.

38:47 Drew You've been abused. You've been physically abused, then emotionally abused. And now you're out to get revenge.

38:52 Adam You were going to lose your virginity to three or four guys?

38:56 Caller Three.

38:57 Adam Three guys?

38:58 Caller Yeah.

38:59 Adam How old were they?

39:00 Caller One was just turned 17. Another was 19. And the one I actually did lose it to turned 16.

39:08 Adam But this is... Wait a minute. And how did it go? You were at a Fourth of July party?

39:13 Caller No.

39:14 Caller They wouldn't let me go out like I was saying. And I just couldn't take it. So one o'clock in the morning, I chugged a few shots of Jim Beam, grabbed a couple of shots of moonshine and hopped off my porch.

39:27 Adam Where did you find this? By the way, where were you when I was in high school with the chugging and the moonshine?

39:33 Drew I was going to say, what does that mean even now?

39:37 Adam I don't even know what moonshine is. Couldn't you have just had another shot of the Jim Beam? You had to go to the moonshine?

39:42 Caller I don't like whiskey.

39:44 Drew Oh, moonshine.

39:45 Adam I like smoke. Of course. It goes down. It goes down like it's really like sorbet melting in your mouth.

39:50 Caller Well, moonshine works faster.

39:52 Adam Right. Okay. So you jumped off your porch and where did you find the three guys?

39:57 Caller Well, there were four and they were coming to get me. I was supposed to meet them down the road at the church, but I didn't get there. So they picked me up in halfway.

40:06 Adam Picked you up in the road. And where did you meet these guys? I know they were coming to get you, but where did you meet them?

40:12 Caller I met the one that I actually had sex with. He lives down the street from my grandmother.

40:18 Adam I see.

40:19 Drew What do you think was going through those guys' minds? Think about it.

40:24 Caller Oh, I know.

40:25 Drew Here's a girl that just likes to have sex. This is great.

40:27 Adam She's horny, dude.

40:28 Drew She's horny. She wants it as badly as we do.

40:30 Caller Actually, no. I told them the deal.

40:33 Adam So what did you tell them?

40:34 Caller Well, they all know I hate to be touched. I just hate it. I drank because I knew what I wanted to do. I just wanted to get laid and I knew I wouldn't let them touch me if I wasn't high or drunk or something.

40:49 Adam That's how I am with the strippers. I got to get boozed up in there. And so you got drunk and now you're with the four guys. And you go somewhere. Where do you go?

40:59 Caller My granny's house.

40:59 Adam Oh. Granny's house. Where's your granny?

41:02 Caller West Virginia.

41:03 Adam I know. Is she in her house?

41:05 Caller No. They were all gone.

41:07 Adam There you go. That's the part you got to.

41:08 Caller When there was an empty house and there was more liquor.

41:11 Adam All right. So a little more moonshine.

41:13 Caller No. I had a shot of Rome, a shot of Canadian Miss and a half a bottle of red wine.

41:18 Adam Half bottle of red wine.

41:19 Caller Yeah.

41:20 Adam And then the one guy says, okay, it's time to start having sex.

41:25 Caller Actually, no. He asked if he could go first.

41:28 Adam Yeah. Smart. So he wants, he goes first. And he has sex and then what about? Yeah. No.

41:36 Caller Yeah. That's the thing. He, mechanical difficulties.

41:39 Drew He couldn't get it up.

41:40 Adam Right. That was, that was that guy.

41:41 Caller He asked me to play with it and I told him if he was going to get it up, he's going to do it on his own. So he went, he asked me for a bathroom.

41:48 Adam Asked you for what? Bathroom? Yeah.

41:49 Caller He asked me to go to the bathroom.

41:52 Adam All right. Is the bathroom outdoors in West Virginia there?

41:55 Caller No, it's Virginia.

41:56 Adam Got a moon carved into the door. So he goes and she does it. Shocking. So he tries to play with himself and guy number two comes along and what happens?

42:09 Caller I pull him in and I threw him on the bed and I'm like, you either get it up or you get it up now or you get the F out.

42:15 Drew That's good for a guy.

42:15 Caller He had the same thing, too much pressure, could you help it out? And I'm like, oh, God forsaken.

42:21 Adam Yeah.

42:22 Caller I mean, I just want to get laid and I already told him foreplay is boring. It takes too long. And why do you got to take all that time when you know what's coming? And I rather, I just wanted to get some dick.

42:35 Adam You're right.

42:35 Caller I didn't want to do the kissing.

42:37 Adam Listen, I have a vanity plate that says that.

42:41 Caller It's just boring and doesn't do nothing for me.

42:43 Adam Yeah. But wait a second. You're a virgin, right?

42:45 Caller Yeah.

42:47 Adam How do you, okay. I don't want to get into it, but how do you, you know, she sounds like she was brought up in a brothel for Christ's sake. I mean, she's a virgin. How do you, how are you so bored of foreplay when you're a virgin? Okay. Well, I don't even answer. You got a million problems. So then guy number three, what happens?

43:07 Caller He came up to help me put my clothes on, but ended up taking off his.

43:12 Adam I see. Well, I'll do that sometimes in order, because I, I find them confining my own clothes. It's hard to help people when mine are on. So I'll take mine off and help them out with their clothes. So, and then you had sex with him?

43:25 Caller Yeah.

43:26 Adam Okay. And then the fourth guy couldn't get it going either.

43:30 Caller No, I wouldn't even let him in. He didn't want to take off his hat for me. So I just told him he has to be celibate. I wanted to do what I wanted.

43:37 Drew Country bear jamboree.

43:40 Caller Oh my God.

43:41 Adam Yeah. So he didn't want to take his hat off.

43:44 Caller Yeah.

43:45 Adam So that was it.

43:46 Caller Yeah.

43:46 Adam Was it one of those big novelty foam hats, you know, this big huge, you know, 20-gallon one?

43:51 Caller No, he was a black guy and he thought his hair looked bad.

43:54 Adam Yeah. Well, I got that black man's hair too. It gets a little nappy sometimes. I could understand him wanting to take his hat off.

44:00 Drew Do you cut on yourself, Laura, too?

44:03 Caller Huh?

44:03 Drew Do you cut on yourself?

44:05 Caller No.

44:06 Drew Nothing like any other self. Just do you ever try to hurt yourself?

44:08 Caller I can't stand pain. I'm a big sissy.

44:11 Adam So you've had sex with one guy.

44:14 Caller Yeah.

44:15 Drew And this is so massively self-destructive.

44:18 Adam Oh, my God.

44:19 Drew Yeah. This is really serious.

44:21 Adam Yeah. What's up, baby?

44:23 Caller I just got mad because the one guy I did have sex with, I mean, he really pissed me off. He was okay with passing me around like a piece of meat with his friends because they're his friends.

44:35 Adam Hey, Laura, you're going to be mad at a lot of guys, a good portion of your life.

44:41 Caller Well, I told him he was going to be like that.

44:43 And he's like, no, I'm not.

44:44 Adam Forget about him. I'm just here's what I'm going to try to do. I'm going to try to infuse 10 years worth of knowledge into you in about 10 seconds. A, do not sleep with any more guys. You got some serious issues, baby, serious. I sit here all night and talk to people with issues. And you got some real, real serious issues. Do you do you hear that?

45:07 Caller Can I start a after tomorrow?

45:10 Adam No, no, no. Laura, just just I don't know. You got to get some counseling. You got to do something. Can you go lesbian? Can you find Jesus Christ? You have to do something because you're going to be doing porn films in three weeks.

45:28 Drew That would be a good outcome, frankly.

45:31 Adam Yeah, I'd like to.

45:32 Caller I thought about the whole lesbian thing. I love my...

45:36 Drew Oh, Laura, Laura, you're just you are spinning and spinning out of control. Yeah. In fact, you got to see someone. You are on a path that is very self-destructive.

45:47 Caller I'm sorry about my dad. I'm like, I'm stubborn and the closest thing I'll ever get to a shrink. Everybody wants to send me to one, but...

45:56 Adam Well, listen to them.

45:57 Drew You need some medicine. You need some counseling. You need to stop the alcohol and God knows what other drugs you're doing. You got to be contained and you need help doing that.

46:06 Adam We got to go. But, Laura, and don't get pregnant, please. And just don't hang out with guys for a while. Okay?

46:16 Caller I don't have any girlfriends.

46:17 Adam Well, then don't hang out with anybody. Get a dog.

46:19 Drew You need some girlfriends.

46:20 Caller And I have another question.

46:21 Adam No. We're out of time.

46:23 Caller Really?

46:24 Adam Yeah. You got to get help for yourself. Do you hear me? Okay. Find an adult that's the most sober in your family and get them to do something for you. That's our boy.

46:35 I didn't even know.

46:36 Adam She's like, I didn't know where to begin. If I was an insurance company, I would have totaled her.

46:42 Drew Containment. She needs to be in four walls. These are literally physically contained.

46:46 Adam Patted walls. We'll be back. Hey, everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Seth Green's coming in here a little bit later this week. You know him from all those teeny-bopper movies, and does a great voice on The Family Guy, which is a show I really enjoy, which is back on the air now. And he'll be in here plugging. What movie, Anderson? What new movie does Seth Green have coming up?

47:17 Drew Rat Race.

47:18 Adam Oh, Rat Race.

47:19 Drew How weird. We just mentioned Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

47:22 Adam Yeah, he's on Wednesday. Curious about that new movie. So I'll be glad to talk to Seth on Wednesday. Brian, you're 22.

47:32 Caller Yeah, I'm 22.

47:34 Adam What's up?

47:35 Caller Well, basically, the question is, what is well, what to do?

47:41 Adam Are you drunk or Scottish or both?

47:44 Caller No, I'm from the South. Wow. Deep South, but I came up here to go to school.

47:50 Adam Oh, OK.

47:52 Caller Up here is in Michigan. I know you hate how that happens, you know.

47:55 Adam I see. Right. Right.

47:56 Drew South of what?

47:59 Adam Where were you? Where were you? Where are you from in the South?

48:04 Caller Florida.

48:05 Adam Florida.

48:06 Caller Florida.

48:07 Adam Florida.

48:08 Caller Yeah. I don't know. I'm just trying to fix my act. I mean, yeah, I'm sorry. Can you understand me?

48:16 Adam Yeah, I can understand you.

48:17 Caller Okay. I mean, I don't want to be a hassle or nothing.

48:19 Adam No. Listen, that's good times.

48:21 Caller All right.

48:21 Adam Sorry. So you're in Michigan now, you're going to school.

48:24 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

48:25 Adam What school are you going to?

48:26 Caller U of M.

48:29 Adam University of Michigan.

48:30 Caller University of Michigan.

48:31 Adam I see.

48:32 Caller And I'm sorry.

48:33 Adam I see. And you want to know about a medication? Yeah.

48:36 Caller Well, right. Wilbutrin.

48:39 Adam Wilbutrin.

48:40 Drew Wilbutrin is antidepressant. It has some stimulant properties to it. It's a unique class, bupropion. It's a good medication. It's effective as an antidepressant. Why? What do you do with it?

48:51 Caller Well, see, I work at a hotel overnight. I'm actually here right now. And this lady left some in her room. And on the side it said may cause drowsiness. And I was having trouble sleeping like last Friday.

49:07 Drew No, it actually usually causes stimulation. And difficulty sleeping.

49:11 Adam Really?

49:11 Drew And headache. The two most common side effects from rebutrin are headache and sleeplessness.

49:16 Adam Why would it say may cause drowsiness?

49:18 Drew Because it may. But it's unusual for it to do that.

49:21 Caller Isn't it Discard after July 2nd?

49:23 Adam Right.

49:24 Drew Why don't you do that?

49:25 Caller Well, all right. I think I will. Well, I don't know. I took him and I noticed that my bum hole is big as a mason jar. I had to put my accent in.

49:35 Drew Now, tell us where your accent is really from.

49:37 Adam Well, he doesn't. He made it up.

49:39 Caller What?

49:40 Adam He made up his accent. Yeah, but it was such a bizarre accent. I couldn't figure out what it was.

49:47 Drew Asshole.

49:48 Adam All right, Brian. Good times, buddy. Good night.

49:51 Drew No, that's still his voice.

49:53 Adam No, it's not still his voice. You guys didn't hear that?

49:55 Drew That was like the fakest accent I've ever heard on the show.

49:57 Adam It was too fake. I couldn't figure out what it was.

49:59 Drew Hey, Brian. All the different things at once. I know.

50:01 Adam I thought the guy was from... I thought he was Scottish.

50:04 Drew I thought he was from the South Train to change his accent, as he said. Brian, there's a restaurant at a train station there by U of M, right?

50:10 Caller Pardon me?

50:10 Drew There's a restaurant at a train station, like a train goes right by it?

50:14 Caller Right. There's an Amtrak station in U of M.

50:16 Drew No, no, no, no. It's like an old train station that converted to a restaurant.

50:19 Caller Oh, yeah.

50:20 Adam I know what you're talking about.

50:22 Drew Yeah, you and I ate there at one time. Remember that?

50:23 Adam Yeah. What the hell is that place called? It's a nice place. Yeah.

50:28 Caller Who cares?

50:30 Adam Well, we thought we'd try to get a little pertinent information out of the kid, you know. All right. Good times there, Brian. Meanwhile, there's virgins, 17-year-olds who are killing themselves. Yeah. Who are on hold. Jay?

50:43 Caller Oh, hi.

50:44 Hey.

50:45 Caller First, can I say that, Adam, you're a comical genius.

50:48 Adam Oh, thank you. Yes, many have said that.

50:50 Caller And, Drew, I really respect you.

50:52 Drew Okay, Jay, thanks. What's up?

50:55 Caller Well, yesterday, my girlfriend, she was giving me a blow job. And today, I know she had a cold sore on her lip.

51:04 Drew Oops.

51:05 Caller Yeah.

51:06 Is that a problem?

51:07 Drew It could be. We'll see in the next couple of weeks. If you get any sores on your penis, that could be a sign that that cold sore or the virus from that cold sore got transmitted to you. And that can happen, but it's not likely. Don't have oral sex while she's got an outbreak, right?

51:22 Caller All right. Thank you.

51:24 Adam All right. Good times, Jay.

51:26 Drew Good times. He sounds like he has good times, huh?

51:28 Caller He kind of dejected.

51:31 Adam Well, I think he went away until something came out on his penis.

51:34 Drew Yeah.

51:35 Adam And what, what, now every, every cold sore on a lip is a herpy.

51:39 Drew Essentially.

51:40 Adam But if you get it once every five years, it's not herpes. Or what? How does that work?

51:49 Drew You mean, why isn't, in other words, why doesn't every time you have oral sex, isn't there herpes transmitted?

51:55 Adam Well, here's what I'm saying. You always talk about the possibility of herpes being transmitted without an outbreak. Without, without a lesion.

52:05 Caller Right.

52:07 Adam But a lot of people, but, and if you have something on your lip, it's, it's herpes. I mean, you called a cold sore, but it's a herpetic sore. But what about people who get cold sores on their lips every so often?

52:21 Drew They could transmit herpes.

52:22 Adam Every, but blue moon.

52:24 Drew Blue moon.

52:25 Adam I mean, you know, I don't know. It's something you don't get as an adult as much, but when you're younger, you'll get those things like every few years.

52:33 Drew Which is true of any herpes virus, right? The outbreaks tend to decrease in number and frequency and intensity.

52:38 Adam But when you're, when you're, when you're nine and you have a cold sore on your lip, is that herpes?

52:43 Drew Probably.

52:44 Adam Well, so you have herpes then for the rest of your life? Every kid, I mean, doesn't every kid get a fever blister?

52:52 Drew No, no. For lack of a better term? It's very common.

52:55 Adam Very common.

52:55 Drew And yet when it appears in the penis, people freak out about it.

52:59 Adam No, but I, there's no difference. I mean, look, everybody, almost everybody has had a fever blister on their lip at one time or another.

53:08 Drew The ones on the outside are usually herpes.

53:10 Adam Not on the lip. That's different?

53:12 Drew The ones inside, the canker sores, may be different.

53:16 Adam That's not necessarily herpes. It's got to be outside of the lip.

53:18 Drew Well, those are the ones that are more classically herpes.

53:20 Adam Suzanne? Susan? That 34-year-old person who called the show says she's a virgin. What's your name?

53:30 Susan.

53:31 Adam Susan. Okay, what's up?

53:34 Well, I've been seeing this guy on and off for some time and we haven't had sex and I'm a virgin and I feel like this guy is pretty inconsistent with me as far as when we see each other and when I hear from him, although it wasn't like that when I met him. I know now he's probably just wondering what's going on, that we're not having sex. And I want to tell him, but he doesn't know you're a virgin. No. Yeah.

54:06 Adam Virgin.

54:07 Yeah. Bizarre, huh?

54:08 Adam Something happened?

54:10 No. Just felt like I needed to be in a relationship.

54:15 Adam No. No. No. What are you coming in at? Three bells?

54:20 I'm sorry?

54:21 Adam How much do you weigh?

54:25 Why?

54:26 Adam Be honest.

54:27 Honest?

54:28 Adam Yeah.

54:29 Oh, no. There's no weight issue.

54:31 Adam No weight issue?

54:32 No.

54:33 Adam Really?

54:34 Yeah, serious.

54:35 Adam Your whole life, huh?

54:36 Caller Whole life.

54:38 Adam Yeah. Never molested?

54:41 No.

54:42 Drew Why haven't you had a relationship?

54:45 Good question.

54:46 Drew Okay. Yes. Why haven't you had a relationship?

54:48 I don't know. I've met a lot of guys and for whatever reason go out. Either one party doesn't like the other or it just doesn't work out.

54:56 Adam Okay. All right. 34. Could happen. So now I'm going to nuts. I always hear, here's when I find the virgin in the 30s, I usually start it obesity overweight and then later I then slide to nuts.

55:12 Caller Neither.

55:12 Adam You're not nutty?

55:14 Caller No.

55:14 Adam You're on no medications?

55:16 Caller No.

55:16 Adam No one has asked that you be on medication?

55:20 Caller No.

55:21 Adam What do you do for a living?

55:24 Caller That's not relevant to you?

55:26 Adam Oh yes it is.

55:27 Caller No.

55:28 Adam Let me tell you what's relevant and what is not relevant. Everything that leaves my mouth is relevant. Even when I hawk up a loogie, it's relevant. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's right.

55:39 Caller Well here's the story.

55:40 Adam Yes.

55:41 Caller I don't know how I'm going to bring it up to this person and now, you know.

55:45 Adam No, I listen. I'm not on to this yet. I want to know why you're a virgin at 34 and what is going on.

55:51 Drew Well, what's her career?

55:52 Adam This is the answer.

55:53 Caller Yeah. Well, my career doesn't really have anything to do with it.

55:55 Adam Well, what is it?

55:56 Caller Bad luck, I suppose.

55:58 Adam No.

55:58 Drew What do you do for a living?

56:00 Caller I'm an accountant.

56:02 Adam Aha. You're an accountant. Okay. You're college-educated. Sure. Is there anything physically wrong with you?

56:10 Caller No, definitely not.

56:12 Adam Men are attracted to you?

56:13 Caller Yes.

56:14 Adam Wait a minute. What city are you in? Hollywood?

56:17 Drew What's your ethnicity?

56:19 Caller Caucasian.

56:19 Adam Do you have a religion? Are you a religious family?

56:22 Caller No.

56:23 Adam How about you come down to the studio and we have a look at you?

56:26 Caller Yeah.

56:26 Adam See if we can get to the bottom of this.

56:30 Caller Well, so here's the story.

56:31 Adam You want to come by the studio?

56:32 Caller No.

56:33 Adam No? See Dr. Drew in person?

56:36 Caller No.

56:37 Adam No. Okay. What about your dad? Where is he?

56:41 Caller Where is he? At home.

56:43 Adam Uh-huh. How do you get along with him?

56:45 Caller Fine.

56:46 Adam Do you love him? Yeah. When's the last time you saw him?

56:49 Caller A few months ago.

56:51 Adam And where does he live?

56:54 Caller In California.

56:55 Adam I see.

56:57 Drew That nails it down.

56:58 Adam Small state. I probably know him. And did you move away from home to go to college? And do you like women?

57:09 Caller No.

57:09 Adam What about mom?

57:10 Caller Fine.

57:11 Adam How's mom doing?

57:12 Caller Good.

57:13 Adam You love mom?

57:13 Caller Yep.

57:14 Adam She's a good woman?

57:15 Caller Yep.

57:16 Adam Still together with dad? Dad doesn't drink?

57:19 Caller No.

57:19 Adam Never raised a hand to you?

57:21 Caller No.

57:21 Adam You have brothers and sisters?

57:22 Caller Yes.

57:23 Adam How are they doing?

57:24 Caller Okay.

57:25 Adam They virgins?

57:26 Caller No. I don't know.

57:28 Adam I doubt it. I assume they're not.

57:30 Caller I assume they're not.

57:31 Adam Okay. You ever see a therapist?

57:33 Caller No.

57:33 Adam You ever think about it?

57:34 Caller No.

57:35 Adam Why not? You're a virgin.

57:37 Drew Well, no, no. It's not the virginity. No, no, no. It's not about the virginity. It's about the...

57:42 Adam You're unable to connect with somebody in an intimate way.

57:45 Drew Right. That you can't have a close relationship. You can't have a...

57:47 Caller I think it's because no one's really ever stepped out of the bat with me. I think that, you know, no one's ever really put forth their efforts to have a relationship with me.

57:58 Drew Whatever that means...

57:59 Caller Because I was actually at an emotional level and so finally...

58:01 Drew What does that mean? What does that mean?

58:04 Caller What? Someone goes out with you a couple of times and they want to sleep with you, so...

58:08 Drew And so why don't you keep going out with them and tell them no?

58:12 Caller I don't know. Maybe they don't stick around.

58:16 Drew So if they don't get to sleep with you, they abandon you. How many times has that happened?

58:20 Caller Quite a few.

58:21 Drew A hundred times? Ten times?

58:23 Caller I don't know. Maybe ten times.

58:25 Adam So this is... Here's what we're getting at. This is your problem. This is something that you're doing. And maybe it's the choices that you're making.

58:35 Drew In the guys.

58:36 Adam We want to know why you're hooking up with these losers. Or what your part in this whole debacle is.

58:44 Drew Because it's relatively rare to find a 34-year-old that can't have a relationship.

58:50 Caller Right?

58:51 Drew So therefore, the only variable causing that in your situation is you.

58:56 Caller Well, so now I'm in a relationship and now I'm faced with the situation of having to communicate with this person who's actually been fairly flaky with me.

59:08 Drew And by the way, it's not a relationship when you have to describe it as we are communicating like some sort of robots and he's been flaky. That's not a relationship. That's a guy you kind of date here and there.

59:21 Caller Well, then I guess that's what it is. So I'm in a situation where I'm just trying to figure out should I go forward or should I not?

59:28 Drew Go for what? You don't like this guy.

59:30 Caller Yeah.

59:31 Adam Do you?

59:32 Caller I do.

59:33 Adam You do like him? How long have you been dating him?

59:36 Caller Well, on and off for about a year.

59:39 Drew Why off?

59:41 Caller Because he put distance between us.

59:43 Drew Why?

59:44 Caller And then came back around because he has issues and he-

59:47 Drew What are his issues?

59:48 Caller His issues are that he's going to AA and needed that time for himself.

59:59 Adam Now, there's something at work here and it's all, it's not us, it's you. There's something going on with you. And how about a little therapy?

1:00:09 Drew If you're going to evolve with an alcoholic, you at least have to go to Al-Anon. You have to.

1:00:13 Caller Yeah.

1:00:14 Drew And so that's the first thing. Yeah.

1:00:16 Adam Really? Never raped or molested, huh?

1:00:19 Caller No.

1:00:19 Drew Nothing? Dad's not an alcoholic?

1:00:21 Caller No.

1:00:23 Adam Something's up. Something's really, really up. Well, maybe you have some kind of chemical imbalance or something.

1:00:29 Caller No.

1:00:29 Drew No, it may be something just very subtle. We can't get to know you. We're used to these really grotesque problems.

1:00:34 Adam Hold on, hold on. Do you think she's angry at all?

1:00:38 Drew I don't know what she is. Like, we can't get anything.

1:00:41 Adam No, but there's a certain-

1:00:42 Drew What do you feel? I feel emptiness. That's what I feel.

1:00:46 Adam That's what you feel?

1:00:46 Drew Yeah.

1:00:47 Adam Yeah. I feel someone is really closed off, not in touch with anything.

1:00:50 Drew Yeah.

1:00:50 Adam And if there was something to talk about, we wouldn't be discussing it anyway.

1:00:53 Drew She's a million miles away from whatever is going on.

1:00:56 Adam Right. But yet called the show knowing we'd probably get into some of this stuff. She didn't really have a question. She's dating a guy for a year. He's on and off.

1:01:04 Drew She wanted us to go, yeah, go for it. Do you have sex with him? I don't know what she's looking for from us.

1:01:08 Adam What do you want from us?

1:01:11 Caller I just wanted to know how I bring that up to somebody without scaring the hell out of them.

1:01:16 Drew Bring what up?

1:01:17 Caller The fact that I've never had sex with somebody.

1:01:19 Adam It's not going to scare them.

1:01:20 Drew That is called a relationship, Suzanne. Talking about who you are and what your values are and what your expectations are. That's a relationship. And this is something that's important to you and if you can't bring that up, that's not a relationship.

1:01:33 Caller Okay.

1:01:33 Drew All right?

1:01:34 Caller All right.

1:01:34 Drew And go to Alan on.

1:01:35 Adam Therapist.

1:01:36 Drew Or therapist. One or the other.

1:01:37 Caller Thanks.

1:01:38 Adam All right. She's like, look, something happened to her. I'm not saying she was beaten or molested, but something.

1:01:46 Drew Intrusion. Want to ask her any disorder? Come on. Get it.

1:01:49 Adam Okay. All right.

1:01:50 Drew Suzanne?

1:01:51 Adam Did she hang up?

1:01:52 Caller No.

1:01:53 Adam Ever have a eating disorder?

1:01:55 Caller No.

1:01:56 Adam No?

1:01:56 Caller No.

1:01:57 Adam What's your dad do? A minister?

1:01:59 Caller No.

1:01:59 Adam What's he do for a living?

1:02:01 Caller Just regular job. I think you're hunting. I think.

1:02:06 Drew We are hunting.

1:02:07 Adam I'll tell you why we're hunting. Let me explain why we're hunting. I'll give you one of my famous car analogies. It's as if we were mechanics and a car came into our shop and we tried to start it up and it wouldn't start. And we looked around and the car looked fine. It looked like it was in good condition.

1:02:24 Drew We asked the owners and they went.

1:02:25 Adam And we kept turning the key and nothing was happening. So we're popping the hood now and we're trying to figure out what's going on.

1:02:30 Caller Yeah.

1:02:30 Adam So there's something going on with you.

1:02:32 Caller Yeah. I think just scared and I just, I got started in the dating game late.

1:02:36 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1:02:38 Adam What the hell kind of crazy cliches are those? You're 34 and started in the dating game late.

1:02:43 Caller I did.

1:02:45 Adam What the hell is that? When did you get started in the dating game? 22, 23?

1:02:49 Drew 28.

1:02:50 Caller Yeah. Maybe a little bit later.

1:02:52 Adam What do you mean the dating game?

1:02:54 Drew What were you doing the rest of the time? I don't know.

1:02:56 Caller Not dating.

1:02:58 Adam Okay. Why weren't you dating?

1:03:00 Caller I don't know.

1:03:01 Adam Well, there you go.

1:03:02 Drew Ours is not starting yet.

1:03:03 Adam There's your answer, Suzanne.

1:03:05 Caller All right.

1:03:08 Adam Hey, Suzanne. Yeah. I ain't living in your pumps, so do whatever you want with yourself. I'm telling you, there's something going on. I don't care, but there's something going on. You got to live the rest of your life under your scalp. So whatever it is, I suggest you look into it. A little therapy. All right? All right. Or don't. Whatever you want. It's all fine with me.

1:03:28 Drew Enjoy.

1:03:29 Adam I get my big paycheck and go home. I don't care.

1:03:32 Drew All right, keep going.

1:03:33 Adam I'm mad at her. I don't know why she makes me angry now.

1:03:35 Drew She didn't make me angry though.

1:03:36 Adam Really?

1:03:37 Drew No.

1:03:38 Caller But there's just a lot of denial going on there.

1:03:42 Adam There's something going on with her.

1:03:44 Drew That's a level of denial that is so deep.

1:03:46 Adam I got started late in a dating game.

1:03:48 Drew Brittany, 16. Brittany claims to be Enrique's girlfriend. Remember Enrique, the guy with the accent from Bolivia or wherever? This is the Middle Eastern girl. Yeah.

1:03:56 Adam I don't know what to believe anymore.

1:03:58 Drew Come on.

1:03:59 Caller Hi.

1:03:59 Adam Brittany.

1:04:00 Caller I just want to call. I heard him talking and I just I needed to say their call or say something.

1:04:05 Adam You're the Muslim girl?

1:04:07 Caller Well, I'm not Muslim.

1:04:07 Caller He was lying.

1:04:08 Drew You're not?

1:04:09 Caller No, I'm not.

1:04:10 Adam What was he talking about?

1:04:12 Caller He made that up.

1:04:13 Drew What was he talking about then?

1:04:14 Caller Well, I'm pretty sure I didn't hear the whole question, but what I heard sounded like him.

1:04:20 Drew And what did he say?

1:04:22 Caller He said he was having problems with me going back and forth and he was just about our relationship he was talking about.

1:04:29 Drew He said her mother wore traditional garb of veils. They were from Bangladesh, right? Right. And that her parents had really urged her to not date him. And in addition to that, she was done.

1:04:50 Caller She was what in addition to that?

1:04:51 Drew Done with the relationship.

1:04:52 Caller Yeah. See, that was a lie. He said that because I have an eating disorder. It's the reason, the real reason. It had nothing to do with he was my mother.

1:05:02 Adam Can you vomit through a veil?

1:05:04 Caller I would imagine so.

1:05:05 Drew Does your mother wear that traditional garb?

1:05:07 Caller No, it has nothing to do with that. That's all a lie.

1:05:10 Drew Why would he bring all that?

1:05:11 Adam With him converting?

1:05:12 Caller He's very weird. He's very weird.

1:05:15 Drew And by the way, he wasn't from Seattle.

1:05:17 Caller He wasn't.

1:05:19 Adam No. Okay. Where did you meet this guy?

1:05:22 Caller I met him in school.

1:05:25 Adam Okay.

1:05:25 Caller Look, okay. Even that's not important.

1:05:27 Adam Well, this isn't...

1:05:27 Caller I do have a question. I do have a question.

1:05:28 Adam You got the wrong guy.

1:05:30 Caller Well, okay. Then never mind.

1:05:32 Drew Maybe. Or maybe he was lying about where he was from or something.

1:05:34 Adam No.

1:05:34 Drew Anyway, go ahead.

1:05:35 Caller I do have a question. My question is, I met this guy and he's really great. He's really sweet, but I keep going back and forth with him.

1:05:42 Drew How long were you with him?

1:05:43 Caller I was with him... Well, we've been on and off for, I don't know, a couple of months, probably more.

1:05:49 Drew Brittany, you got the wrong guy. You didn't even hear the question. How bizarre and grandiose is it?

1:05:53 Caller I do have a question for you.

1:05:54 Drew How bizarre and grandiose is it to hear a guy talking to me? I go, that's me, that's my guy.

1:05:57 Caller No, I, well, whatever. Okay.

1:05:58 Adam All right, Brittany, Brittany. Yeah. Hold on, okay? All right.

1:06:04 Drew Oh my God, oh my God. This night is actually freaking me out.

1:06:08 Adam Really?

1:06:09 Drew Yeah, I'm losing it.

1:06:12 Adam Why don't we just...

1:06:12 Drew Think about it, the girl with the, gotta have just some penis and the three guys and the last girl is, I mean, it's just chaos.

1:06:20 Adam Let's just punch out and play PSAs for the next 40 minutes. What do you say?

1:06:24 Drew You have to, I'm losing it.

1:06:25 Adam Okay, look, Brittany has a question, and I will field Brittany's question, but the reason we talked to Brittany and the reason we punched her up early is because she said she was a past caller's girlfriend. We wanted to get to the bottom of that. Well, she's not, and that's fine. She has a question. I'm sure it's a valid one, and so I'll just let her stew in purgatory for a little while. We'll talk to a few more people, then we'll get back to Brittany, because why should she cut in the front of the line?

1:06:51 Drew That's right.

1:06:51 Adam All right. Now, who do you got here, Drew? Talk to Jennifer, who's 25. Jennifer?

1:06:57 Caller Hi.

1:06:58 Adam What's up?

1:06:59 Caller Okay. My boyfriend has a daughter that just turned 13 in March, and she has a boyfriend that will be 13 shortly, I believe. But the thing of it is, is she's not allowed to see this boy at her mother's house, and she comes here every other weekend. Well, about every other Saturday that she's here, pretty much every other Saturday that she's here, he comes.

1:07:24 Caller Well, I was very wild when I was young, so I know what paths she's heading down.

1:07:30 Caller Because all they do is make out on the couch and stuff like that.

1:07:36 Adam Right.

1:07:36 Drew How old is your boyfriend?

1:07:37 Caller How old is my boyfriend?

1:07:38 34.

1:07:41 Adam They just make out in front of you?

1:07:43 Caller They do it in front of me because she tells me like everything. Like she told me who goes up her short.

1:07:48 Drew All right.

1:07:51 Adam Hold on. I think it's go up the top and down the shorts.

1:07:55 Drew It's good that she trusts you. It's good that she's your body. But it sounds like she needs somebody to set some limits. And if her dad won't do it, you're doing her a much greater favor setting limits with her than just being her body.

1:08:07 Caller But the thing of it is his mother lives here too.

1:08:10 Caller And they give me, I have no control over her.

1:08:14 Drew Well, then that's that.

1:08:16 Adam His mother lives here means what?

1:08:18 Drew Where they all live.

1:08:19 Caller Right, we all live together.

1:08:20 Drew Jennifer, her boyfriend and his mom.

1:08:22 Caller Right.

1:08:22 Drew And then the daughter visits every other weekend.

1:08:24 Caller Right.

1:08:25 Drew Yeah, don't forget it. Stop, stop, don't go.

1:08:28 Adam You're saying his ex-wife lives there?

1:08:30 Drew No, no, no, no, his mother.

1:08:31 Adam The boyfriend's mother. Yeah.

1:08:33 Caller My boyfriend's mother.

1:08:35 Adam Oh, your boyfriend's mother.

1:08:36 Caller Your grandmother. Yeah.

1:08:37 Caller The daughter's grandmother.

1:08:39 Adam All right. Why is that?

1:08:42 Caller Why is that?

1:08:43 Caller He's always lived here.

1:08:44 Adam Oh, okay. Well, if they always have.

1:08:46 Drew Don't forget, I don't want to know anymore about anybody.

1:08:48 Adam I want to know if your boyfriend is still living at home.

1:08:50 Drew He is. He's always lived there. He grew up there.

1:08:53 Caller He's a ninny.

1:08:55 Adam And you're living there with him.

1:08:57 Caller Right. I've been here for like three and a half years.

1:09:00 Caller We have a child together.

1:09:03 Adam I'd like to do it. I'd like to, you know, so that kid has a chance at a good life, you know, I'd like to do with that kid, pack him into one of those circus cannons and just fire him into a vulture's nest.

1:09:16 Drew Pterodactyl cage or something. Yeah.

1:09:19 Adam Just so he had a fighting chance.

1:09:21 Drew Jennifer, your boyfriend's daughter.

1:09:24 Adam I'm not done with her. Jennifer?

1:09:26 Caller What?

1:09:27 Drew She needs limits. She needs limits. Even though there's no limits anywhere else in this household, no boundaries.

1:09:32 Adam Holy Christ.

1:09:33 Caller If I sit down and talk to her, she will probably understand.

1:09:36 Drew No, no, no, no, no. This isn't a 13 is not a talking age.

1:09:40 Adam How?

1:09:40 Drew It's an age when you just set rules. If the dad and the grandma can't maintain them with you, you'll never be able to maintain them by yourselves. I suggest the people you sit down and talk to are the grandmother and the father.

1:09:51 Caller That's what my question is.

1:09:52 Caller Should I say something to them?

1:09:54 Drew Yes.

1:09:54 Caller Okay.

1:09:55 Adam Wait a minute. What's this guy do? Just smoke weed all day?

1:09:58 Caller No, he owns a tow truck.

1:10:01 Adam Oh, boy. I'll tell you, tell him I will see him in hell.

1:10:06 Drew Why?

1:10:07 Adam There is a corner reserved in hell.

1:10:10 Drew Because of the 13-year-old and the young kid?

1:10:13 Adam No, no. Guys who drive tow trucks, there is a corner in hell.

1:10:17 Caller He's not. He's very reasonable.

1:10:19 Adam All right.

1:10:20 Caller All right.

1:10:21 Adam Look, I don't even know where to begin with her in this. The guy's never left the house. By the way, you have two kids. You still ain't out of the house yet?

1:10:29 Drew This is the first time I wish we had a guest here. Our callers are too much for me tonight. I'm overwhelmed.

1:10:34 Adam I don't know. We'll take a little break and I may have to yell at Jennifer a little more when we come back.

1:10:42 Drew Hello.

1:10:42 Caller What is this? This is Loveline.

1:10:44 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

1:10:49 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. And we're going to move forward with what's commonly known as the show, but tonight it's all over the place. Let me just talk to Jennifer real fast. Jennifer.

1:11:06 Caller Yeah.

1:11:08 Adam Listen, baby, I don't trust this tow truck driving guy you're with.

1:11:12 Caller No.

1:11:12 Adam I don't want you to have any more kids with this guy.

1:11:15 Caller I can't. I got what you've said.

1:11:16 Adam Good. What a girl. Good. I'll tell you. You just went from goat to belle of the ball over here. I love the fact you got your tubes tied.

1:11:26 Caller I did it for my 23rd birthday.

1:11:29 Adam You know what? I celebrated when you got those tubes tied. I don't even know where I was.

1:11:33 Caller I had a pound of fun.

1:11:35 Adam You had good times. Okay. So you got no more kids coming. How old is your kid?

1:11:40 Caller My kids? I have three kids.

1:11:44 Adam Back to Juba Cabra. You just slid down to the Juba Cabra. You just slid down to goat again. Three kids. Three kids with the... And this guy...

1:11:52 Caller But I had a very rough life.

1:11:53 Drew Don't worry.

1:11:54 Adam No kids.

1:11:54 Drew Don't worry. They're not all with him.

1:11:56 Adam Don't worry. Those kids are going to have a rough life too, baby. Don't think they're going to get off easy.

1:12:00 Caller But my kids... I mean, I try to make them the best I can.

1:12:03 Adam You try, except for you're living with a guy who lives at home who's 40 and drives a tow truck.

1:12:07 Caller Right.

1:12:08 Adam Other than that, you're doing great by them. Okay, baby. So what is this guy doing? Is he smoking weed or drinking?

1:12:15 Caller We don't drink and we don't smoke weed or anything. I was a heroin addict for four and a half years, but I have three and a half years clean.

1:12:20 Drew Wow, okay. Listen, I was just going to say, Jennifer got something good going on here. A lot of good stuff. Got the tubes tied. Yeah. Imagine the Jennifers we've spoken to who have a whole different vibe going on.

1:12:31 Adam Yeah, screw you, I'm going to have ten more kids.

1:12:33 Drew Yeah, you're getting down on her for sort of selection and partners, which is sort of okay, but she's right, been a heroin addict, been sexual compulsive, three kids, you know.

1:12:46 Adam What I'm saying is between the two of these kids, they got four kids now that are just spinning off in the space, but Jennifer's trying.

1:12:53 Caller She's in recovery, she's doing the work.

1:12:55 Drew She's really, you know.

1:12:56 Adam Keep it up, Jennifer. I applaud you. Not actual applaud because it's too hard to put my hands together, but I do thank you, applaud you. John?

1:13:07 Caller Hey, how are you guys doing?

1:13:08 Adam Good, you're 34. I'm about ready to kill myself, really.

1:13:12 Caller Well, I'm hoping I can help Dr. Drew.

1:13:14 Drew This is like one of those nights when you're an ambulance driver and it's just one call after another. You're going out to car wrecks and car scenes.

1:13:21 Adam Yeah, and you think, why couldn't I have worked with my dad at the furniture shop?

1:13:25 Caller Well, I got nothing that serious.

1:13:27 Caller That restaurant in Ann Arbor?

1:13:29 Drew Yeah.

1:13:30 Caller I believe that's the Gandy Dancer?

1:13:33 Adam No.

1:13:33 Drew That doesn't sound right.

1:13:35 Caller In the old train station?

1:13:36 Drew It was an old train station. Maybe it changed name since we were there a couple years ago.

1:13:39 Adam I thought it was called Trestles or something like that. No.

1:13:42 Drew It was a train station. It's an old train station. The train still goes right by it.

1:13:46 Adam It was by that Trestle Bridge. Drew, what do you care? You think you're going back there to eat? Drew, at this point, the game is just trying to muse himself.

1:13:58 Drew I'm just trying to get that guy to talk so I can hear his real voice sound. That's really what I was trying to do.

1:14:02 Adam I'm going to do 20 minutes on Lidsville.

1:14:05 Drew Again?

1:14:05 Adam Coming up.

1:14:06 Drew We just did that.

1:14:06 Adam Chad?

1:14:07 Drew On his last show.

1:14:08 Caller Hey, guys, I'm Jeff.

1:14:09 Adam You're 21. What's up?

1:14:10 Caller Hey, a couple of years ago, I started experiencing a lot of anxiety and that kind of led to some depression and I thought it would go away and it didn't. So I started seeing a counselor, saw him a few times. I even at one point got on Paxil and that really just made me really tired and it didn't really do anything for the anxiety. And so now things haven't really, I mean, I've had good spells and bad spells but now it just seems like it's gotten worse and for the first time I've really started thinking about suicide and that's really scaring me.

1:14:49 Drew All right. So it's time to get back on some medication, right? Well, well, Chad, Chad, let's put it this way. Let's say you had diabetes and your blood share control was such that it wasn't threatening your life. Are you going to take some medication to take yourself out of danger's way?

1:15:06 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:15:07 Drew The reality is this is actually more dangerous. 20% of people with with major depression kill themselves.

1:15:14 Adam Chad, I start thinking about suicide tonight too, buddy. Hopefully, I'll be over it tomorrow.

1:15:21 Drew Now, if for any other condition that we said you were in the throes of a life-threatening process, you're going to say I'm not going to take medication that could save your life? That's bizarre.

1:15:33 Caller Yeah. I just...

1:15:34 Drew It's bizarre, Chad. Well, why? I'm not saying you'll take the rest of your life. I'm saying that when you're in harm's way, you have to do something to get yourself out of harm's way. Theoretically, you also should...

1:15:43 Caller I don't feel like that really solves the problem, though. It just kind of covers it up for a while.

1:15:49 Drew For a while, that's all we need, is to make sure you live long enough to go solve the problem.

1:15:54 Caller I'm not saying I'm actually going to do it. It's crossed my mind. It's not like I'm buying a gun or anything. I'm not going to do it. Sometimes I get so down that I think, you know what I mean? I know what you mean. I want to deal with the problem.

1:16:11 Drew I don't want to... What is the problem, then?

1:16:14 Caller I don't... I don't really know.

1:16:16 Drew It may just be the brain chemistry. He may just have genetically prone and the chemicals may turn off.

1:16:21 Caller Like a chemical imbalance, you mean?

1:16:23 Drew If you want to call it that, that's another way of thinking about it.

1:16:26 Caller The counselor that I saw said he didn't think it was that. I don't know how he could tell without doing some kind of test or something, but...

1:16:35 Drew Why don't you see someone who uses medication, who's skilled, trained to make that kind of assessment, and see what's going on? Because if that's what it is, there may not be a solution other than medication. I would suspect, in terms of outcomes with these kinds of symptoms, therapy over a pretty standard period of time, not just a couple of visits like you've had, and some medication for a while, and you'd be fine. If you don't do anything, you're not going to be fine, and you're in harm's way right now, and you're miserable. Why be that way?

1:17:05 Adam Well, look, everyone's looking for a permanent solution. I don't mean suicide, but I mean, wow, I don't want to take this medication because this is just glossing over the problem. That just seems like a quick fix or an interim fix. But here's the deal, everybody. Why not? If something works, why not just go with it? At least you don't kill yourself in the meantime.

1:17:28 Drew But in the meantime, you can work on the underlying issues. That's fine, but those take time.

1:17:32 Adam All right. Jessica?

1:17:34 Caller Yes.

1:17:35 Adam You're 18? What's up?

1:17:38 Caller Okay. My boyfriend told me once that when he was in like 8th or 9th grade, that a good friend of his was gay and that they had given each other head. I'm kind of concerned about that. He's 22 now and he's had no other experiences like that. I know that was a long time ago, but is that a problem or is that normal? Or what? I don't know.

1:18:01 Adam Yeah, he is forever gay.

1:18:03 Drew I heard no what that means. I had a guy, I had a roommate in college who was...

1:18:08 Adam Blew you?

1:18:09 Drew No, no, who was...

1:18:10 Adam Oh, you blew him?

1:18:11 Drew No, was talked into it, literally. The guy was like, he was supposed to be this open-minded liberal guy. Why don't you try this?

1:18:17 Adam How old was he?

1:18:17 Drew He was like 17 when this thing... He was coerced into this and then was screwed up the rest of it for many, many years to come.

1:18:23 Adam Many, many years. He's still screwed up. You just don't talk to him anymore.

1:18:27 Caller Well, he doesn't seem screwed up.

1:18:28 Drew No, no, but it affected him. It's like, it's a funny thinking when you convince yourself to experiment because you like that person. It's not what he wants to do. It violates boundaries. So it can be a normal, you know, thing that a confused adolescent does. It can be experimentation. It can be that he's gay and has trouble sort of coming to grips with that. But we don't know him. We're not talking to him.

1:18:48 Adam No, I know him. I know him well. I know him very well. This happened, what, eight or nine years ago?

1:18:54 Caller Yeah.

1:18:54 Adam Okay. If he was gay, he'd know it by now.

1:18:58 Caller Right.

1:18:59 Adam Then him and that guy would have probably carried on for a while.

1:19:01 Caller Okay.

1:19:02 Adam So don't freak out.

1:19:03 Caller Okay. I kind of am.

1:19:05 Adam I know. Chicks do this. It's always funny too because guys find out that their chick was with a chick. It's like, slow down. Yeah. What did you do? You feel good? You like that, don't you, baby? Then a guy tells that to a girl. She's like, Oh my God, what happened? If you really want to know the difference between men and women, this is the difference. I mean, I had a old girlfriend that had a experience with a lady, and she used to tell me, and I was like, did she do it? It turned me on. It's like she was bragging about it. I told her one time, I blew my buddy Mark Drummond, and she was like, oh. I was like, oh yeah. Oh yeah.

1:19:47 Caller Well, I mean, I had an experience with other girls, but it was nothing in that. It seems more socially acceptable for girls to do it.

1:19:55 Adam Oh, see, this is it. This is it.

1:19:56 Drew Yeah, it's not about social.

1:19:57 Adam Maybe he just did what I did, which is he made a story up to freak her out.

1:20:01 Caller No, I don't think so. He was, I don't think so.

1:20:04 Adam OK, but OK, let me ask you this, Jessica. First off, could you turn down the Super Friends in the background, please?

1:20:12 Caller Oh, this is my TV.

1:20:13 Adam For Christ's sake. Oh, your TV. I thought the Super Friends were there in person. And that they made an appearance, you know, they can do that because they can fly.

1:20:21 Drew Yeah, they're superheroes.

1:20:22 Adam Yeah, Jessica. How is it that you've been with this guy for a while, right? How long?

1:20:30 Caller For seven months.

1:20:31 Adam Seven months, which is a decent length relationship at 18. And you can't get a feel for him or read off him at all. You don't know if he's gay. You're worried. You don't know the guy. You don't get a vibe off of him.

1:20:45 Caller I know him and I didn't think that he was. But when he told me that, I just freak out. You know, I'm like, I really love him. And I know it's been that long, but it's just something that freaks me out. I don't want to end up if we work out, you know, him busting an Elton John on me and leaving me, you know?

1:20:59 Caller Right.

1:21:00 Caller Right.

1:21:01 Adam He could do that. Yes. He's not going to do that. He's not gay. Listen, if he was gay and he was still having these feelings, he probably wouldn't tell me. I don't think he'd tell you. He'd be pretty freaked out and pretty nervous about it and guilty about it. Right. All right. So you've had some confusion in your life, right? Sexually?

1:21:21 Drew And otherwise.

1:21:22 Adam And otherwise your whole life. So don't transfer all that into him.

1:21:26 Caller Okay.

1:21:26 Adam You deal with your issues and forget about him blowing the guy in the eighth grade.

1:21:31 Caller Okay.

1:21:32 Adam And try not to think about it when you're having sex with him next time. I'm going to be thinking about it next time I have sex.

1:21:41 Caller Yeah.

1:21:43 Caller That's good times.

1:21:44 Adam All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We're going to come back and speak to Roger's girlfriend who's on the depot shot and says she's pregnant. Let's see if that's possible.

1:21:56 Caller Love Line will be right back, so get your problems ready.

1:22:00 Adam Hey, everybody.

1:22:01 Caller Love Line.

1:22:02 Adam I'm Adam. That's Drew. Let's power through some calls. What do you say here, Drew? Here we go now.

1:22:08 Drew Not tonight. It's not going to happen.

1:22:09 Adam Yeah. Here we go.

1:22:10 Drew Yeah. I'll see. I'll believe when I see it. Here we go. Roger, Kansas.

1:22:12 Caller Yes.

1:22:13 Drew What's up?

1:22:14 Caller First, I'd like to say I know you two get a lot of individual accolades. Like, you know, Adam, you're so funny. Dr. Drew, you're so smart. But I don't think you two together don't get enough praise. For the effort you do. So I like to say thank you for what you two do for all the young people in the country.

1:22:35 Adam Thank you.

1:22:36 Caller You're welcome.

1:22:40 Adam I may have some punch, too, if you want to draw one. I had a... I've been eating up a storm over the week. No, no. Thanks, Roger. What's the question there, buddy? Good buddy.

1:22:55 Caller Okay. My girlfriend, when I first met her, she was at this tech school and she was getting that birth control shot. And the first time...

1:23:03 Drew Just out of curiosity, what is being at a tech school and getting the birth control shot? Why did those two things go together? I mean, why do we need to know that she went to a tech school and that's where she got the birth control shot?

1:23:13 Caller She went to a school, okay? I didn't want to say junior college and I didn't care at all.

1:23:16 Drew Ah, I see, I see. Okay.

1:23:18 Caller Okay, and before, and we were going to have sex, I told her, well, let me go get a condom. She said, no, I'm on this shot, I can't get pregnant.

1:23:25 Drew Right.

1:23:26 Caller So she graduated, she moved back home, and she went to her doctor's and got the shot.

1:23:30 Caller Did you graduate from junior college?

1:23:31 Drew Tech school, please. Okay. And you got a shot from him?

1:23:35 Caller She got a shot from him.

1:23:37 Drew Yeah.

1:23:37 Caller And this was a couple of weeks ago, on a Monday. And Friday, I went down to visit her, we had sex, and she's called me this Friday and said, she went in to get a pap smear. And one of the tests came back and said that she was pregnant. And she said, well, she said, the nurse had told her that, well, the doctors in the hospital, sometimes their dosage is usually higher than what they give them at the schools. So it could be possible that it's throwing her body off and making the test come back, making her think that she's pregnant. And she's got to get a pregnancy test on Monday. And I want to know how.

1:24:18 Drew I'm confused by what you're saying here, so I don't know exactly what they were referring to, because a pregnancy test, did they do a pregnancy test?

1:24:26 Caller No, she had, she wanted to get a pap smear.

1:24:29 Drew Yeah, pap smear can't tell you whether you're pregnant or not.

1:24:31 Caller Well, she, well, this is what she told me. And she said that they have to test them before they do the pap smear, whether or not they're pregnant or not, and...

1:24:41 Drew A urine test, presumably, right?

1:24:43 Caller I don't know.

1:24:44 Adam Do they do that?

1:24:45 Drew Yeah, usually.

1:24:46 Adam All right. All right, so the urine test came up positive.

1:24:49 Drew Yeah, I don't see what that could have to do with the shot.

1:24:52 Adam Why? Couldn't give you a false reading on that?

1:24:54 Drew I'm not familiar with it doing that. I mean, it's a different chemical.

1:24:57 Adam Maybe they were just trying to soften the blow a little bit, or wanting to come back for the second one.

1:25:02 Drew Just got pregnant on the shot, which can happen. I mean, that's such a thing, but it would be pretty awfully rare.

1:25:07 Adam Okay. Well, the point is, Roger, she's got to get a second test, and you got to figure it out, and then it's kind of moot at that point, right?

1:25:16 Caller Yeah.

1:25:18 Adam I mean, what can you do?

1:25:20 Drew Whether it's exactly, whatever the cause is, if she's in fact pregnant, that's that.

1:25:27 Adam Angel, Angel, you're 30. What's up?

1:25:31 Caller Hello?

1:25:31 Caller Hi.

1:25:32 Caller Hi, how you doing?

1:25:33 Adam Good.

1:25:34 Caller I was listening to a show tonight. Sounds like you guys aren't very happy.

1:25:38 Caller That's all right.

1:25:39 Adam We're fine.

1:25:40 Drew Yeah, we're fine.

1:25:40 Caller Well, let me just get to my problem.

1:25:43 Drew How about those Dodgers? Nothing.

1:25:45 Adam Drew, you be quiet. Go ahead.

1:25:48 Caller I'm sorry. I've been married about two years, and my husband, it takes forever for him to come, like to ejaculate, you know what I mean?

1:25:57 Adam Right.

1:25:58 Caller Oh, hold on.

1:25:59 Caller Huh?

1:25:59 Adam Oh, let me look that up. Yes, ejaculate.

1:26:02 Caller Yeah, it takes him so long, and, you know, I used to love sex, but with him...

1:26:07 Drew Now it's a pain in the neck.

1:26:08 Caller Huh?

1:26:09 Drew Now it's sort of a pain.

1:26:10 Caller Yeah, it's like it takes him so long, I'm just wondering if this is some kind of medical thing.

1:26:15 Drew How long does it take him?

1:26:16 Caller You know what I'm telling you, sometimes it'll be like, can I keep holding it at the clock? Sometimes it's over an hour, and it just gets tiring. I know sex is supposed to be great, and oh, if he, you know, I hear...

1:26:27 Drew No, this whole thing that, you know, that sort of rap music has given young males, particularly a notion that women like to have sex all night, it's not true. I mean, most women, every 20 minutes, it's sort of upper limits for most women. After that, it's just looking at the clock, feeling uncomfortable.

1:26:43 Caller Yeah, it's like, what's taking so long, you know?

1:26:44 Drew Yeah, you're drying up, you're in pain, it's hurting, it's... I mean, that's most women.

1:26:49 Caller Yeah, it's like, once I'm done, okay, come on, can we get, you know...

1:26:53 Drew Yeah, how long till you're done?

1:26:56 Caller Well, you know, to be honest, I mean, I can keep going, I mean, I'm pretty lubricant down there, I mean, that's not the problem.

1:27:02 Drew How long till you're done? Not till you can't go any further.

1:27:07 Caller Maybe 10 or 15 minutes.

1:27:08 Drew Yeah, right.

1:27:09 Adam Do you have an orgasm?

1:27:11 Caller You know what, when we first were together, I used to, but you know what?

1:27:14 Adam What?

1:27:15 Caller I can't, I try to, but I just can't seem to...

1:27:18 Caller Uh-oh. You know what?

1:27:20 Drew Thumbs up here, Angel.

1:27:22 Caller Well...

1:27:22 Adam And your name's Angel.

1:27:24 Caller Angel, yeah.

1:27:25 Adam We know there's trouble.

1:27:26 Drew Yeah, something's up.

1:27:28 Adam And by the way, there's always trouble when you ask somebody, you go like, when do you have an orgasm, and you get that... When you know, you know what...

1:27:37 Drew I got it. To be honest.

1:27:38 Adam Let me be candid for one second.

1:27:40 Caller No, I love my husband, I just...

1:27:42 Adam No, I know, he's a dynamite individual.

1:27:44 Drew Yeah, everywhere else in our life, everything's perfect except...

1:27:46 Adam Does he give you some oral sex?

1:27:48 Caller Um, you know what? He won't do it because he says it smells. And it makes me mad because he always makes me, like, suck on him.

1:27:55 Drew Yeah, well Sir Walter Wally here, why would she possibly be unhappy with this relationship? It was perfect, I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon.

1:28:02 Caller I'm sorry, my head was away from the phone. What did you say?

1:28:04 Adam This guy sounds like a... kind of a jackass.

1:28:07 Caller Well, you know what else I meant to mention? I mentioned to the guy I was talking to.

1:28:10 Caller He keeps going.

1:28:12 Caller He masturbates a lot, and from what I can tell because I've found certain pornographic things hiding.

1:28:21 Drew Well, that makes it more difficult for him to ejaculate.

1:28:23 Caller I told him that. You know what? He said he stopped, and I still don't believe him because once I caught him, I get so angry I start throwing...

1:28:30 Drew What else is he doing behind your back?

1:28:31 Adam Hold on, hold on. I'm not interested in him right now for a second. I'm interested in Angel.

1:28:35 Drew Oh.

1:28:36 Adam Angel.

1:28:36 Caller Yeah?

1:28:38 Adam Were you like an ex-junkie?

1:28:40 Caller No.

1:28:41 Adam Did you do something? Are you doing anything now?

1:28:43 Caller No.

1:28:43 Caller I'm just actually nervous and hyper anyway.

1:28:46 Drew Why'd you get that?

1:28:47 Adam I just got this kind of hyper.

1:28:49 Caller Yeah, I'm just, you know what? I'm just really...

1:28:51 Drew That's anxious, anxious, anxious.

1:28:53 Adam You're anxious.

1:28:54 Caller And I'm a little nervous.

1:28:55 Adam All right. Okay. And what's this guy do for a living?

1:28:59 Caller He works at kind of like a dairy in hardware. Hardware department.

1:29:04 Adam No.

1:29:05 Caller And before that, he worked at mobile gas station.

1:29:06 Adam No.

1:29:07 Caller And he stayed up all night, all hours. And you know what he told me once a few times? He used to, you know, in the bathroom of mobile gas station.

1:29:15 Adam Well, at least he went in the bathroom.

1:29:16 Caller Yeah, they really pissed me off because I feel like, okay, what about me? I'm here. Let's, you know, do it together.

1:29:22 Adam I used to whack off in the windshield wiper bucket when I worked at the gas station. Yeah. They'd be like, what? I can't get this bird crap off my windshield.

1:29:32 Caller I'm just trying to figure out why he, when we have sex, which one?

1:29:35 Adam And by the way, if he worked at a gas station in Southern California and he was jacking off in the bathroom, believe me, he was the only one using that bathroom. You cannot use a bathroom when you go to a gas station.

1:29:46 Caller I've been in a bathroom and it's pretty disgusting anyway.

1:29:48 Adam All right.

1:29:49 Drew All right, Angel. So let's tally the score here.

1:29:52 Adam Well, Angel's angry at him.

1:29:54 Drew Let's just tally the score. Let's see, he masterbates excessively and ignores the fact that that impacts on his sexual performance on his wife.

1:30:03 Caller Shut up.

1:30:05 Drew He won't have oral sex with her because he insults her and that she smells and he won't help with that and yet he demands her. Let's keep going here. What other qualities shall we list?

1:30:17 Caller Dr. Drew?

1:30:18 Drew Yeah.

1:30:18 Caller Can you hear me?

1:30:19 Drew Yeah.

1:30:19 Caller You know what? Also, I forgot to mention, which this might mean something. He is like a consistent, always worrying, always asking the same, do you think this happened? Do you think that happened? Always worrying about he has a terrible time sleeping. He's been on everything from Paxil to, oh geez, I don't even.

1:30:38 Drew That will delay his ejaculation too.

1:30:40 Caller Well, yeah. Actually, when he was taking it, yes, I delayed it. But I'm just saying, even after taking all those drugs, none of them stopped his worrying. And even after.

1:30:47 Drew Is it worrying or obsessing?

1:30:49 Caller Oh, absolutely.

1:30:50 Adam About what? Like who you've been with or that kind of stuff?

1:30:54 Caller No, I'm just saying, I'm sorry, this is kind of a separate thing. Just, he worries in general. So I think that's what, like when we're having sex, he's probably thinking about something.

1:31:01 Adam All right.

1:31:01 Caller Hold on. Will you stop thinking, please?

1:31:03 Adam Do you guys have any kids?

1:31:05 Caller Yeah, we just had one.

1:31:06 Adam Okay. Easy. Easy with the kids.

1:31:09 Caller No, don't worry.

1:31:10 Caller We just.

1:31:11 Adam Okay. Okay. How about a little couples counseling?

1:31:14 Drew Yeah, I think it's time.

1:31:15 Caller You know, I asked him and he just, I don't know why he won't go.

1:31:18 Adam Well, because he doesn't want to go. He's the same reason he doesn't want to go is the same reason why criminals don't want to go to confession.

1:31:25 Drew Yeah, he doesn't want to change.

1:31:26 Adam They got stuff to say. I mean, he's going to be screwed if he has to sit down in front of a third party and discuss all the things that he does.

1:31:33 Drew And he's ashamed that it's time on behalf of your child, if you guys do a little help. You love your husband, there's a lot of good stuff here. But it needs some work. There's a lot going wrong right now, and now is the time to take care of it before it really festers.

1:31:47 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:31:57 Adam Well, I'd like to apologize for that show, anyone who endured it.

1:32:03 Drew Well, no, no, no. I don't think the listeners had to endure it. It was our enduring.

1:32:07 Adam Oh, all right. I'd like everyone to apologize to us.

1:32:09 Drew Thank you.

1:32:10 Adam Thank you. So we'll take a break, and we're going to be back, man, and we're going to have a fresh charge on this battery tomorrow night, and we're going to give you a show.

1:32:17 Drew It wasn't for lack of charge.

1:32:18 Adam No, show and a half, show and a half tomorrow night. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew, saying mahalo.

1:32:24 Caller I just wanted to get some dick.

1:32:27 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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Sunday, August 5, 2001