Episode 1000754886963

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:06 Go!

1:08 Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:10 Voiceover Loveline Coast to Coast.

1:13 Drew And welcome to Loveline, I'm Dr. Drew. Adam Corolla, God bless him as a way tonight.

1:17 Adam So I will be playing Adam tonight.

1:19 Drew Howie Mandel is playing Adam Corolla. This is an extra special night for me.

1:23 Adam Sit down.

1:24 Drew No, really, I mean, not only do I get Howie Mandel, I don't get Corolla. It's just, it's just.

1:27 Adam It is a special night. It's complete.

1:28 Drew It's wonderful.

1:30 Adam And it's great because, you know, I've been in here as a guest before. Yes. But I've never actually worked, seen the inner workings of the show. Right. There's a lot more involved than people realize. It's not just phone calls. I was here, I got here early. And they've been taking calls actually for the last hour, half hour.

1:45 Drew Yeah, half hour.

1:45 Adam I got here a half hour early because I wanted to prepare, I wanted to go over the notes. And I wanted to, and I wanted to put on makeup.

1:53 Drew Yeah, of course.

1:54 Adam And the costumes that you guys wear, people don't know you're wearing costumes. And actually it's amazing how much screening goes on.

2:01 Drew Yeah, it is.

2:02 Adam Is that Damien? Damien does the screening?

2:04 Drew Working his butt off.

2:05 Adam Has somebody called in and wanted to talk about, there was a woman that wanted to talk about how to, I heard her, because he screens the calls, we know what's coming up, how to give the best blow job.

2:15 Drew Yes.

2:16 Adam And that was what, it was a call that we might have taken.

2:18 Drew That's right, and you have Tourette's of course, and when the caller was told, no, we can't talk about blow jobs in the first hour.

2:22 Adam First hour, you cannot talk about blow jobs.

2:24 Drew So, Howie figures.

2:25 Adam So we will not, I'm just, I know it's important to keep an audience. Apparently, we can't talk about blow jobs or how to give the best blow jobs. And I think when you want to know how to give the best possible blow job, there's no better people to ask than Drew and Howie, right? So they called all the way, this was a call coming in someplace from Chicago. But in the next hour, if you're waiting to find out how to give the best possible blow job, you're not going to find out in this hour.

2:51 Drew Somehow, I was trying to think about some way to make this a responsible response. Right. And I immediately went to latex, and I thought to myself, God, what if you had had a latex allergy, Howie? Would that have affected your career?

3:02 Adam Absolutely. I put from playing the glove on my ass.

3:04 Drew Yes.

3:05 Adam But you think that that would be involved in giving the best possible blow job? That's the most responsible.

3:09 Drew Responsible, yes. Responsible.

3:10 Adam That can't be the best.

3:11 Drew Those are the ones that no one ever give. So, Adam Corolla back on Sunday night. I'm Dr. Drew. I'm here with Howie Mandel. Howie who plays the doctor on TV. You can still see him on St. It's on on Bravo, right?

3:22 Adam It's on on Bravo right now.

3:23 Drew You know, I was in medical school during that show and that was our sort of flagship. Every week we'd watch that show like it was a brooder tape.

3:31 Adam Every week I would do that show. And you know what's weird? You were in school. I felt like I was in school. When you do a show long enough about medicine or you play a doctor, you actually feel like you're learning something.

3:42 Drew Very scary.

3:43 Adam By the end of that show I felt like I can actually do... There's still stuff in my head that I can't get out of my head.

3:48 Drew It's sort of an impulse you have to control not to rip out someone's aphid or something.

3:52 Adam Well, a gunshot wound to the chest. I remember what was needed for that. I think that was D5 lactated ringers, colloids, O negative blood, an intubation tray with a 22 centimeter endotracheal tube, an open thoracotomy tray, and two number 16 central intravenous catheters and a mass suit stat.

4:06 Drew That would do it. Mass suits won't use so much anymore.

4:09 Adam Well, that's what I would have done if you got shot in 84.

4:11 Drew I must have spent a year or so just teaching to pull that stuff in. You'd be all sad.

4:15 Adam I didn't need it. I knew what to call for. Hello?

4:19 Drew You were the ER doc, as I remember, right? Yes, I am. I got to tell you something. In those days, that was the ER doc. You were the perfect ER doc.

4:26 Adam Really?

4:27 Drew Of that time.

4:27 Adam That scared me because people used to come up to me and say, you're exactly like my doctor, or you play me, which was the scariest thing. I was just praying that nothing would ever happen, nothing would ever slice me, nothing would ever snap, because the last person I wanted to see was me.

4:42 Drew Things have evolved since then. This is Maxwell's 20. Maxwell, what's up?

4:45 Adam How are you doing?

4:46 Drew Hey.

4:47 Howie Mandel My question was actually, a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were having sex, and as she was starting to orgasm, she peed on me.

4:55 Drew Nice. Good times.

4:56 Howie Mandel Yeah, right. And she didn't know she did it. And obviously I found out. And I said it to her, and she didn't believe me, and finally she did it.

5:05 Adam How do you find out?

5:06 Howie Mandel Well, I was sitting on a couch and she was on top, and during her orgasm, whatever, I felt it just get really wet between my legs.

5:14 Adam Maybe you were just that good. How did it go?

5:16 Drew It was pee and not female ejaculate.

5:19 Howie Mandel Actually, it was urine. I mean, it had the smell of urine. Okay. And she wasn't really embarrassed by it, but it was kind of, we didn't talk about it for a while, but now, like in the past couple of days, she was actually, I guess she's kind of turned on by it, and she keeps asking me, well, let me do that again, and can you do that to me? And I tell her, no, but it kind of hurts her feelings, and then she gets embarrassed, and she just constantly, you know.

5:43 Drew What she's telling you is-

5:43 Adam Is it golden shower?

5:44 Drew No, I think she's saying it was an intense orgasm. She wants to experience that again. Not that she wants to just stand and pee on you.

5:51 Howie Mandel Right. I think, well, that might have been due, but she just, I mean, when we take a shower together, she just kind of, she said, well, why don't you try doing that to me?

5:58 Adam She wants you to pee on her.

5:59 Howie Mandel Basically, yeah. It freaks me out. I couldn't do it even if I wanted to, you know. So my question is, I mean, is that normal for a girl to have that happen? And what do I do about telling her?

6:10 Adam I think about 80% of women want to be peed on.

6:13 Drew 80%?

6:14 Adam I think. That's a solid number. I came in early and I read the notes.

6:17 Drew That was something they taught you on St. Elsewhere? But yeah, well, there's something called female orgasm incontinence, where women will pee when they're orgasming, and that's normal. And they can have a female ejaculation.

6:28 Adam That's normal?

6:30 Drew It's not pathological. I mean, normal people do that. It doesn't mean there's anything wrong with her. Right. You know? And most women that have that don't do that all the time. It's troublesome. It bothers the pain of the neck. But it's not.

6:40 Howie Mandel Well, yeah, she said she's never done it. She never even heard of it. She's never done it before.

6:44 Drew And then there's also female ejaculation, where there's a whole bunch of fluid that comes out. You sometimes can't tell it, really, from that temperature.

6:49 Adam I think the good news is she didn't crap on you.

6:51 Drew Yeah.

6:52 Adam Isn't that the...

6:53 Drew That's the moral of the story, I think. Yeah, that's right. This could be a long night. Anyway...

6:57 Adam The glass is either half empty or half full, I think.

7:00 Drew Yeah. Okay.

7:01 Adam So I'm looking at the bright side of it.

7:03 Drew Yeah, you are, indeed. She did not crap on you.

7:05 Adam You don't want to pee on her.

7:07 Drew That's what he said. Maxwell? You do not want to pee on her.

7:10 Howie Mandel No, not at all. I'm kind of freaked out about it, but...

7:12 Drew He has a sort of shy peepee. He can't do it.

7:13 Adam Yeah, exactly.

7:14 Howie Mandel I can't even go if there's another guy in the bathroom here, but I mean...

7:17 Adam You know, it's just like...

7:18 Howie Mandel And it hurts her feelings when I tell her no, because she feels stupid and I don't...

7:21 Adam I would say okay, and then pee in her eye, and she won't ask you again.

7:25 Drew I would say that this is something you can't do, you're not into, and I think she'll let it go. It's not something she's done before. It's not something she's overly into. She just wants to explore it. If she likes you, let it go. Earl.

7:37 Adam You know her. You don't know her.

7:38 Drew Earl 20. Well, I'm gonna go back and watch. Maxwell?

7:42 Adam Yes.

7:42 Drew Do you think she could let it go?

7:44 Adam I think she would. Well, that's what she's doing.

7:46 Drew Not letting loose, letting go. Is she into you? Is she into this relationship? Yeah. I mean, we've been dating for a little over a year. Do you think that if you were to say, I'm just not into this, that would not be a deal breaker for her?

7:57 Howie Mandel Well, I don't know. I mean, it's like she's embarrassed when I tell her, no, I don't want you to do that.

8:01 Drew She's embarrassed because you sort of shut her down. She's brought it up and you went, oh, I'm not into that, therefore there's something wrong with you.

8:07 Yeah.

8:07 Howie Mandel Well, see, I mean, I was real, you know, I didn't want to make her feel stupid, so I kind of just said it in a real sort of way, you know.

8:11 Drew I understand. But she's ashamed. She's embarrassed.

8:14 Yeah.

8:14 Howie Mandel I mean, so I just, you know, I just, she could...

8:15 Adam Well, just tell her, we are not comfortable with it.

8:18 Howie Mandel Right.

8:18 Adam Howie and Drew are not comfortable. Howie It's not me. You say, you'd say if it was me, if it was up to me, I'd pee all over you. I'd pee all over you. You could pee on me. Howie and Drew aren't comfortable with that. And it's not even the pee, it's the smell of ammonia.

8:29 Drew But it's like, it's like anything else when two people are together and they care very much about it. And one person is kind of into something, not a deal breaker in terms of how important it is to them. You compromise. You let it go. If it's that big deal, the other person.

8:40 Adam Well, the compromise would be just pee over there. In the shower. And I'll step in the puddle.

8:45 Drew If that rocks her boat. Earl 20.

8:48 Hey, how's it going?

8:49 Drew Hey, dude, what's up?

8:50 Something's wrong because of my sperm. It smells sweet. And my ex-girlfriend told me it tastes sweet.

8:56 Drew There is something wrong there.

8:57 Adam OK, but you're...

8:58 Because the thing is before, you know, like how when I masturbate, when you put it on your underwear and then when you smell it, it smells like Clorox.

9:05 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

9:07 Adam Step back.

9:07 Drew Sure, I know. How you know about that? Don't you?

9:10 Adam You you you jerk off and then you smell it and then, you know, you wipe it to some stuff.

9:14 And then when you smell it.

9:17 Adam Why do you do that?

9:18 No, because I jerk off and then you just smell it. Not because I'm trying to smell it, but then you just smell it.

9:23 Dude, you beat off.

9:25 Drew Howie, this is a show where you can't talk about blow jobs in the first hour.

9:28 Adam No, not the first hour. But I don't understand. I think you got a problem. I don't think the problem is how it smells. It's the fact that you are smelling it. No, I'm not trying to. When you look at a little jizz stain on your pants, I wouldn't say I wonder what that smells like. And then the problem would be the sweetness of it.

9:45 Drew But the only thing I know that makes it sweet would be diabetes. Really? Well, that makes your urine sweet too. But are you thirsty all the time?

9:55 Yes, really. I wake up late at night.

9:58 Drew Are you peeing all the time?

9:59 Yes.

10:00 Adam Well, why don't we get him to go out with the girl from the earlier call who needs to be peed on?

10:06 Drew But, Errol, you got to go see a doctor because you may have diabetes.

10:09 Caller Possibly. One more question. Are you and Adam going to be on VSB?

10:16 Drew Which one is that? Is that in San Jose?

10:18 Caller Yes.

10:19 Drew I don't know.

10:20 Caller Because they're going to have some horrible events and I want to have a reason to go there.

10:24 Drew All right. Well, keep listening.

10:25 Adam That's what you want. You want a guy to show up who smells his own sperm.

10:29 Drew That's one of our callers. Come on.

10:30 Adam That's beautiful.

10:31 Drew That's Patrick 14.

10:33 Yes. I was just wondering like if there's anything wrong with me because I'm always attracted to every girl I see. You know, I was just wondering what's wrong with me.

10:44 Drew You'd be male, I suppose.

10:46 Well, I mean, I am, but...

10:48 Drew Do you mean you fall in love with every girl?

10:49 How old are you, Patrick?

10:51 14.

10:52 Adam 14. And every girl?

10:55 Just about.

10:56 Drew You mean you fall in love with every girl you see?

10:58 Well, you know, I just like them, you know, I just start...

11:02 Adam Not ones who are related to you?

11:05 No, no.

11:07 Adam So then that's not every girl. Then that's normal.

11:11 Well, I don't...

11:12 Adam Like, now you don't want to sleep with your grandmother.

11:14 Drew See, what differentiates an abnormal man from a normal man is the fact that he's attracted to all women except those he's related to, immediately genetic relations.

11:22 Adam I'm not right?

11:23 Drew Yeah, no, that's right. That's a...

11:25 Adam So that's not... You said every one... I had a picture of it just then.

11:27 Drew That's why when you said every one, we were a little disturbed for a second.

11:29 Adam Right.

11:30 Drew Now you clarified it. You're mad.

11:31 Adam Have you ever had a dream about sleeping with your grandmother?

11:34 No. My girl is a brat from you know where. She knows she's... she's unacceptable.

11:41 Adam Okay. Okay. So it's her behavior you have a problem with? Otherwise, you would sleep with her?

11:47 No.

11:47 Adam All right.

11:47 Drew Patrick. Patrick. You're normal. I think... is it that you fall in love with every girl you see?

11:52 I just start liking them, you know.

11:54 Drew Just if they even talk to you or they give you any kind of acknowledgement, you suddenly are infatuated with them. Is that right?

12:00 Basically.

12:01 Drew I mean, you're going to have to clarify what you're describing. If you're just sort of sexually attracted to lots of women, that would be being a 14-year-old male. If it's that you sort of feel like you have this sort of fantasy attach and you want to sort of fuse with them and be with them and you sort of fall in love with each one, that's not so normal and that's going to trouble you for a long time to come if that's what you're doing.

12:21 That's about what I'm doing. You know, I'm not attracted to them by their looks or nothing.

12:25 Drew Yeah, I would just say the most important thing I guess I could tell you is be very, very careful when you finally do get involved with someone that you don't just fall into it just because the person reciprocates your feelings. Make sure it's somebody you really want to be with, okay? I just kind of try to contain those feelings. It suggests that maybe...

12:41 Adam You don't think this is normal?

12:43 Drew Not really. The falling in love... It is to a certain extent.

12:46 Adam Are you falling in love or do you want to... I want to put this lightly, I'm a dad, you're 14. Do you want to go for it?

12:55 Caller I just feel like that may be the person that God wants me to be with, you know, and it's mainly lust, I guess.

13:01 Drew Well, lust is, we're all about lust and I think God would endorse that too, but the falling in love with piece, the fantasy piece is the one that's a little bit abnormal. You're fine, you're gonna be fine.

13:10 Adam He sounds exactly like me.

13:12 Drew Like I said, Pat, that sort of makes my case for me, doesn't it? This is Jessica 19.

13:19 Caller Yeah, I've been having sex for about three years now and I have never had an orgasm, by myself or with anyone.

13:25 Adam Well, that's a long stint at sex. I would roll over and go to sleep after three years.

13:30 Drew Three years, it's pretty good.

13:31 Adam It's tough.

13:32 Caller Not nonstop.

13:33 Adam Oh, not nonstop.

13:35 Drew But that's also normal at 19 for a female.

13:38 Adam To not have orgasm.

13:39 Drew That's very normal.

13:40 Adam You know what's scaring me? The fact is I've been here for, I don't know, 10 minutes, 15 minutes. It's normal to have, you women are normal. It's normal if you have an orgasm and you don't have an orgasm. I have a whole new image in my mind that I just don't want.

13:52 Drew It's actually unusual, it will be very unusual for a woman Jessica's age to have an orgasm during intercourse.

13:58 Adam But during masturbation you are pleasured.

14:01 Drew Masturbation for a woman is a totally different experience than for a man. I know this is a bit...

14:06 Adam Well you don't have something to hang on to.

14:08 Drew Well they experience it very differently. Many women will say masturbation doesn't do anything for them. I understand it. It doesn't, they can't, it just doesn't...

14:15 Adam Is that what you're saying?

14:17 Drew No, she tries. Jessica, what happens when you try to masturbate?

14:21 Caller I normally get bored with it.

14:22 Caller It feels good for a little while, but...

14:24 Drew And then they're like, eh, whatever.

14:25 Adam And then you get bored.

14:26 Drew Yeah. They get bored or doesn't do anything for them. This is normal 19-year-old female experience of their sexuality. There's probably a lot of hormonal changes that goes on up till about 25 to 30 that helps them out later.

14:38 Adam Have you ever ridden the banister of an escalator at a department store?

14:41 Drew No.

14:42 Adam No. Just sit on that for a while.

14:44 Drew Some women, her age, would orgasm with that, but others would be just like, why? I don't get it.

14:49 Adam Well, that way they can also shop.

14:54 Drew See, this is what I'm talking about, Howie. You're with me now. When the brain connects with the experience, then things start to happen. In other words, if they're having an intimate, if they're shopping, if they're having an intimate experience with someone, then the sexual stuff starts to flow.

15:06 Adam So if you take your finger out for dinner, then you can do better.

15:09 Drew I understand.

15:11 Adam So it's normal. Do you feel better now that you're not orgasming? When is it normal for a woman to start?

15:17 Drew Right around Jessica's age. What helps out Jessica is to really find someone you very much want to be with.

15:23 Caller Well, I've done that before, and that's the closest I've ever been.

15:26 Drew Yeah, but you're too young.

15:27 Adam Your next birthday.

15:28 Drew And that's the closest you came?

15:30 Caller Yeah.

15:31 Adam No pun intended.

15:32 Drew No pun intended? But how old were you when that was the case?

15:37 Caller Between 16 and 17.

15:38 Drew Yeah, and you were pretty young then, too. And did that relationship break up sort of harshly?

15:43 Caller Yeah, kind of.

15:44 Drew All right, so that's kind of what I feel from you. Part of my job is to be one of those guys that reads minds.

15:51 Adam Did he have sweet smelling sperm?

15:54 Drew No.

15:54 Adam No.

15:55 Drew Non-diabetic. But that-

15:57 Caller I actually am diabetic, so.

15:58 Adam You are diabetic.

15:59 Caller Yeah.

15:59 Drew This reminds me of the last call I did with you on the television show was when somebody called up and said, so, did your father abuse you as your mother and alcoholic and your brother, you know, heroin addict? And you went, well, actually, yes.

16:09 Caller Yes.

16:10 Drew You picked it up.

16:10 Adam It's kind of a psychic love line. What do you think the fact that she's diabetic, could that affect her in any way?

16:17 Drew How's your sugar control?

16:19 Caller It's pretty good. I run a little high sometimes, but generally, I'm pretty good.

16:23 Drew Okay. Because, you know, that's the problem. That can- no, this is normal.

16:26 Adam No, no, no, no, no. But if her sugar's high, then that could hold her back from having an orgasm.

16:32 Drew Over time, it could damage her.

16:33 Adam Over time, that's what I'm talking about. I'm not saying instantaneously. I'm saying over time. You know, sometimes I talk in shorthand and you don't get what the gist of what I'm-

16:41 Drew I'm getting there though. I'm getting there. Yes. So Jessica, I would say to get back again with a guy that you really care about, you're resisting that because the other one was such a difficult loss, right?

16:53 Caller No.

16:53 Drew No?

16:54 Caller No. It was borderline abusive. So I got out of it.

17:00 Drew Do you not trust yourself to be in that kind of relationship again?

17:03 Caller You know, I'm not really sure.

17:05 Adam Did he hit you?

17:06 Caller I'm sorry?

17:07 Adam Did he hit you?

17:08 Caller No. No. It was more emotional.

17:10 Drew Something is holding you back. I mean, there's a reason you're not willing to get out there again and try to find what you're really looking for.

17:15 Caller Well, I have gotten back out there. I mean, I'm slightly promiscuous, I must say.

17:22 Adam You're a slut?

17:23 Caller No.

17:24 Adam No, but you're slightly promiscuous.

17:25 Caller No, I'm liberated.

17:27 Adam Liberated?

17:27 Caller Yeah, that's how I prefer to look at it.

17:29 Adam Have you tried using a vibrator?

17:31 Caller I have.

17:33 Adam And this doesn't work for you?

17:34 Caller No.

17:34 Drew Boring. You're missing my point, Jessica. Was your dad an alcoholic or abusive or something? Something is missing in this story for me.

17:44 Caller Like what?

17:44 Drew I don't know, but for some reason, you had somebody you were very much infatuated with, you loved them, it turned out to be an abusive guy, now you're going to have nothing to do with guys, really in that way, at that level that you're really looking for.

17:56 Caller That's not really how it is, though.

17:58 Drew How is it?

18:00 Caller I can't find someone to meet my standard.

18:03 Adam What is your standard? What do you need?

18:05 Caller I need a very nice guy who is good to me and good to the people that I'm close to.

18:14 Adam So you want to bring other people into this?

18:17 Caller No.

18:18 Drew Jessica, there are plenty of nice guys out there, so that's BS.

18:20 Adam Is there anybody that wants to meet a diabetic slut on line four? I'm not, I mean liberated. Liberated, sugar intolerant.

18:29 Drew Sugar challenged. Sugar challenged. Please. Jessica, there's something really missing here. We can't spend much more time with this, but you're BSing on many levels. Okay. Okay. It's time to get more honest with yourself. I'm liberated, I just want to find a nice guy. Well, guess what? You go out there and find a nice guy then. Because I think you're sabotaging every attempt you could possibly find.

18:48 Adam I think she's trying to find three or four nice guys.

18:50 Drew In the meantime, what people do is they go out and they have these very rousing experiences the way I'm sort of trying to gratify themselves in the moment but they don't divert themselves away from what they really are looking for. Exactly. Juan?

19:00 Howie Mandel Yes.

19:01 Drew Yeah, what's going on?

19:03 Howie Mandel I called in a couple weeks ago about a weight problem.

19:07 Adam About a weight problem?

19:09 Drew Yeah.

19:09 Adam Your weight problem?

19:11 Howie Mandel Yeah. And I was just wondering, I just wanted to tell Dr. Drew that I've lost about ten pounds since then.

19:18 Adam Ten pounds since?

19:20 Howie Mandel Yeah.

19:21 Adam Two weeks ago?

19:22 Howie Mandel Yeah.

19:22 Adam How did you lose ten pounds? That doesn't sound healthy.

19:25 Drew Well, it might be fluid if he was like 300 pounds.

19:28 Adam How much do you weigh?

19:30 Howie Mandel I know about 281 maybe.

19:34 Drew You're fat.

19:36 Adam You guessed weight on the radio. Wow, and how did you lose that weight?

19:44 Howie Mandel Good. Adam's advice is to drink water before I eat.

19:46 Drew That was Adam's advice. But that's good. Why don't you keep it up, all right?

19:49 Howie Mandel And also I have another one, a question. Real quick. Is Disturbed going to be on there soon?

19:55 Drew Who?

19:55 Howie Mandel The man Disturbed.

19:57 Drew I have no idea.

19:57 Adam Is Disturbed going to be on soon?

19:58 Drew They've been on before.

20:00 Adam Well, they should be back shortly. That's a good question.

20:03 Drew Mark, 29.

20:05 Yeah, thanks for taking my call by the way.

20:08 Adam My pleasure. It was actually my choice.

20:11 About 6 months ago, I was getting checked for genital warts and the doctor poured the liquid all over me. It started burning.

20:21 Adam It would be liquid nitrogen, right?

20:24 Drew It's acetic acid.

20:25 It was acid to treat warts, not vinegar to check for warts.

20:28 Drew Oh my god. So it was like podophylline or something.

20:31 Yeah, podophylline, I think they called it. Wow, wow. Now, all the doctors that I've seen, they're all downplaying it. It seems like they all know each other.

20:39 Drew Well, listen, it takes, normally when you put podophylline on, you leave it on for hours. And if you would have left that on for five hours without washing it off, that would burn you. But if we're just on for a few minutes, it shouldn't hurt you.

20:52 It's going on six months and I still hurt.

20:57 Adam How long was it on?

21:00 Probably just guessing, maybe five minutes until we figured out what she put on me.

21:05 Drew That's uncomfortable. I imagine that would be uncomfortable, but it shouldn't burn you. Listen, just think for yourself, Mark. Normally I have stuff left on for three to five hours.

21:13 Well, yeah, but don't they usually just put it on a dab? She poured it all over me.

21:17 Drew I understand, but it's still something that will not burn at even hours and hours. So you know, and it's not dependent on what the volume is that you put on it.

21:26 Adam Did it mark you?

21:27 Drew How big in her area.

21:29 What's that?

21:29 Adam Did it mark you?

21:30 Yes, I have scars and I'm still seeing doctors over it.

21:33 Drew Wow. Maybe it was something else. Maybe it was some other kind of acid.

21:38 They called it, I think, pedophilin, but I have scars. I saw a dermatologist who said it sounds like hyper-ecstasia, like the nerves never came back, because underwear hurts me.

21:55 Drew Oh my God. Did you blister?

21:58 I turned, I'm white, but down there I turned completely black.

22:03 Drew Oh my God.

22:05 Adam That could be good on it.

22:07 Drew The rest came along with that. But it's not, you know how many white guys would love to have a black member?

22:14 Adam So look at the, go ahead.

22:15 Drew He sloughed the black part though.

22:17 It turned completely black and then peeled.

22:20 Drew Oh my God.

22:20 Adam It peeled.

22:21 Yeah, completely.

22:22 Adam Maybe shed, shed. It's like a snake.

22:25 Drew Mark, that is awful. It's hard for me to believe that's put off on, but whatever it was, it really, really burned you.

22:31 And well, I went to emergency and I think they put sodium chloride on me that took out some of this thing.

22:37 Drew Wow.

22:38 But I still heard about six months later.

22:39 Drew Oh my God, how awful when that was going down.

22:42 So I'm wondering, I mean, another six months or is this the rest of my life? The doctor sounds like it's permanent.

22:49 Drew Are you, do you have sex? Does the penis work?

22:53 It hurts.

22:54 Drew To have an erection hurts, to stimulate it?

22:56 Yeah. Oh my God. Masturbation, oral sex.

22:59 Drew Well, what is the feeling? What's the pain? Is the burning?

23:02 It's, I have sharp pains. Just the touch, any touch on the tip of the penis, underneath the right side, it feels like it never came back.

23:12 Adam So do you have a lawyer?

23:15 Yes.

23:16 Drew Yeah.

23:17 Adam Are you seeking damages?

23:20 Yeah. I feel like I have no choice. I'm going on six months and I still hurt.

23:24 Adam Well, I would have, you didn't have a choice a minute later.

23:28 Drew Yeah.

23:29 Adam But when it turns black and peels, that's a sign. I'm not a doctor.

23:33 Well, you played one.

23:34 Adam Yes, that can't be a good sign.

23:35 Drew No.

23:35 Well, like you said, I mean, you kind of downplayed it like, oh, it's just the dolphin.

23:39 Drew Well, that's what makes me, but the reaction is, I mean, you can't dispute the reaction. Yeah. And it makes me wonder whether or not it was something entirely different than guts. Who cares what got on it? The reaction is what counts. And you certainly, if you had second degree burns, you're entitled to nerve damage.

23:55 Yeah. I think so. You think it's permanent.

23:58 Drew I didn't say that. That, Mark, I believe that's unpredictable. I really do. If I were getting bedding, I bet it would get slowly well over the next year and will never be normal, but will be tolerable.

24:12 Adam I would say 13 months to 18 months, and then it would reoccur. Oh, you were bedding.

24:19 Drew I'm a bedding guy. But I think, the meantime, there are lidocaine creams and things like that. There's stuff you can put on.

24:25 That's what they gave me, lidocaine gel.

24:27 Adam And that can't be terrible to have to cream it up every night.

24:30 Drew And you might want to consult around to see if there are any other pain specialists. But don't let people do too much to you. That would be my advice to you. You still got to wait this out.

24:38 Adam But I would call a lot of lawyers.

24:40 Oh, I've got white coat fever now.

24:44 Adam You mean, what does that mean?

24:46 I'm scared of doctors.

24:47 Drew Yeah, okay, good.

24:47 Adam All right.

24:48 Drew That's appropriate.

24:49 I've seen about 20 over this and I don't know what they could do for me.

24:53 Drew I'm so sorry. But never underestimate what the medical system can do.

24:57 So what do you think it's worth? 1.5?

24:59 Drew Oh, I have no idea.

25:00 Adam Well, I think it's based on length.

25:04 Drew All right, Mark. Good luck. Okay? Thank you. All right. It's Loveline. Adam Corolla is not here. Howie Mandel is here in his space, in his place.

25:12 Adam I'm in his space.

25:12 Drew In his space also. And I'm delighted. So we'll be back with more Loveline after this.

25:18 Caller Hello? Is this Loveline? Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

25:24 Oh, Jesus Christ.

25:26 Howie Mandel I just dumped acid all over my penis.

25:59 Drew Welcome back to Loveline, I'm Dr. Drew. Adam Corolla is absent, thank goodness, and tonight I have in here with me, instead of Adam, in his place, in his shoes, in his space, Howie Mandel.

26:09 Adam Well, it's great to be here.

26:12 Oh, come on.

26:14 Drew Isn't it weird how that, do you remember that last call you did on the TV show?

26:16 Adam The last call, where we kind of figure out?

26:20 Drew No, literally, we had a bunch of abuse calls in a row. We were going, this one abuse, that one abuse, and finally the caller says hello and you went, you're abused, your dad is an alcoholic? She went, well, yeah, but that's not what I'm calling about.

26:29 Adam It just seems like you're in the minority if you haven't been abused and you're not connected at all with an alcoholic.

26:35 Drew Okay, Howie's picking this one. I haven't read it yet. We'll see what this is. Ryan 17.

26:39 Howie Mandel Hey, guys, how you doing?

26:40 Adam How are you doing?

26:40 Howie Mandel Hey, Howie Mandel, I just wanted to tell you that Bobby's World was the sweetest show of all time, dude.

26:44 Drew Sweet.

26:45 Adam Thank you.

26:46 Howie Mandel Anyway, so this is like really weird for me being on the show because I've always been listening anyway. So, I was messing around with my girlfriend the other day. Right. And I pulled down her pants, I looked at her butt, and there's like this weird like hair on it.

27:00 Adam Right.

27:01 Howie Mandel And so I bring it up to her one day, and she gets all emotional on me on the phone. She starts, she's like, you're going to break up with me?

27:07 Caller And I was like, no.

27:09 Adam No, I'm not going to break up with you. What I'm going to do is I'm going to call a national radio show to tell the world.

27:14 Drew Humiliate you.

27:16 Howie Mandel Because she's not listening, man. I know she's not, but it's just like, what is weird?

27:21 Adam The fact that there's any hair is kind of weird. On a woman, on a female's, you sure she's been a female? How long have you known her?

27:29 Howie Mandel I've known her since like eighth grade.

27:30 Drew Howie's dead serious about that. And is this on her buttock?

27:34 Adam Yeah.

27:35 Drew So on the cheek?

27:36 Adam That is not a usual. People phone in with weird things and you go, that's totally normal. Is it normal for a woman?

27:43 Drew No, that would be, did she have hair like on her abdomen too?

27:46 Howie Mandel No, I don't think, no she doesn't.

27:48 Drew Does she have it like along her jaw line?

27:51 Howie Mandel No.

27:51 Adam No, only her ass.

27:53 Drew Only her butt. She's a centaur.

27:55 Howie Mandel She's like, yeah, she's not hairy at all.

27:56 Howie Mandel It's like weird.

27:58 Adam Just one patch, one little, is it like a bunny tail, like a cotton tail, like a bunny, like a big puffball thing?

28:04 Howie Mandel You know, you don't like, when you see little kids, they have like peach fuzz everywhere.

28:09 Adam Right.

28:09 Howie Mandel It's all like kind of really short and kind of fuzzy.

28:12 Drew Well, that's normal.

28:13 Adam Well, short fuzzy, just like those short fuzzy kids you see everywhere. Maybe there's a short fuzzy child living in her buttocks.

28:21 Drew When you brought this up to her, was it something that she was self-conscious about and knew about?

28:25 Howie Mandel She's overly self-conscious about it.

28:27 Drew She knew about it.

28:28 Howie Mandel Yeah. Oh, she knows about it. What she told me was that like when she was younger, she was like shaving her body or something like that. And then it started growing there, which I think is just like her excuse to like...

28:37 Drew That's her little crazy explanation for it.

28:39 Adam That's going to make you feel better, the fact that years before you met her, she used to shave her ass.

28:43 Howie Mandel Yeah, it's okay now.

28:45 Adam I wouldn't have hair except I spent two and a half years shaving my ass. Now, she's the woman of your dreams.

28:51 Drew So she's got weird hair distribution.

28:53 Howie Mandel It's called... I totally love her too. I mean, she's like the coolest person in the world.

28:56 Drew Is she overweight at all?

28:59 No, she's like the size two.

29:01 Drew Is there anything funny about her ethnicity that would... some ethnicities have certain more likely to have hair than others?

29:06 Adam Is she European? Is she Italian or French? Is that what you're asking?

29:10 Howie Mandel She's Italian.

29:11 Adam There you go. Is that what you're saying? That's what you're saying. I'll say it. You didn't say it.

29:14 Drew I didn't say it.

29:15 Adam She's Italian.

29:16 Drew But certain ethnicities can be more hirsut than others. Hirsutism can be associated with a common condition called polycystic ovarian disease. And yeah, and there are certain androgenizing states, but this isn't a typical distribution of that. This just sounds like her. And I think you've got to guide your way to reassure her. And if she wants to take care of it, there's certainly laser techniques these days.

29:37 Adam Oh, you mean take care of it. I thought you meant like style it or condition it.

29:40 Drew She can do that too.

29:42 Adam Is it long?

29:43 Howie Mandel You know, it's longer than just like a peach fuzz. You know, I mean, it's weird. It's like, it's...

29:49 Adam It's like butt bangs...

29:49 Howie Mandel .half inch. I mean, it's funky.

29:52 Adam Half inch of hair on her ass, on her buttocks.

29:54 Howie Mandel But it's not like it's thick. It's not like it's thick. It's like thin and it's...

29:57 Adam So she's receding no less. She's got a receding hairline on her buttocks.

30:02 Drew And it's thick.

30:03 I guess. No, it's not thick.

30:05 Adam Are some places longer than other places?

30:07 Uh, no. She doesn't have too much time to sit there and study it.

30:11 Adam But just to run your fingers through her hair. A lot of women have hair down to their buttocks. A lot of women don't have it starting there.

30:20 Drew That's what's unusual.

30:21 Adam That is unusual.

30:22 Howie Mandel It's on her very low back too.

30:25 Adam So you're going, yeah, like that makes it okay?

30:27 Drew Again, no. That's just sort of normal. That thing in men, when they get that kind of thing, that hairy rear going.

30:33 Adam I would get her a gift certificate from Fantastic Sam's, which is a hair cutting place.

30:39 Drew It is.

30:40 Howie Mandel Well, I was thinking, is there any, like, you know, that Apple Stop or any of that crap?

30:45 Adam You're going to shave her?

30:48 Drew There's a new medication out. And I'm blank. Vanica, which is a cream to get rid of hair or facial hair.

30:54 Adam What I would do, why don't you get her naked, get her naked, and then trip her into a puddle of nair?

31:00 Drew Well, no, Vanica is the stuff that's supposed to get rid of hair like that. And maybe that with maybe some laser, but plastic surgery, if you had...

31:06 Adam You're going to stay with her, right? You're staying with her?

31:10 Howie Mandel Oh, yeah, definitely.

31:11 Adam Definitely.

31:11 Drew So what's the problem?

31:12 Adam Tell her you like that. You don't like that.

31:14 Howie Mandel No, I'm not going to tell her I like it. But, you know, it's like, I told her one time, like, you know, we should get rid of it or something like that. She got all like, well, if you're not going to love me for who I am.

31:21 Howie Mandel Oh, boy.

31:23 Adam So who she is is the hair on her butt.

31:27 Drew Yeah.

31:27 Adam Women, you know, women in their hair.

31:31 Drew Jamie, 16.

31:32 Yeah.

31:33 Drew What's up, Jamie?

31:34 What's up? I've been listening to your show for quite some time. But anyways, I have a sort of a big question for you.

31:41 Caller Big?

31:42 Adam Long?

31:43 It's not really long. It's just sort of a question I've been pondering for quite some time.

31:47 Howie Mandel Okay.

31:48 Adam A lot of people don't ponder anymore.

31:50 Howie Mandel I know.

31:50 Drew There's none of that.

31:51 Adam They think, but they don't ponder.

31:53 Drew Jamie ponders.

31:55 Yes, I ponder.

31:56 Adam Go ahead.

31:57 Anyway, there's this girl I'm dating and we've been together for about a month. Basically, it just came out that she's not a virgin and she slept with four guys already.

32:07 Adam Right. At one time?

32:09 No. Over a course of three years. All right. And I'm still a virgin and I sort of feel weird dating her only because the fact that in case I ever did have sex with her, I may not have enough experience or just the fact that if I ever-

32:28 Adam What were you saying in case? Is there a chance you will not?

32:31 Well, maybe because she slept with four guys.

32:35 Adam Which is a good indication that you got a big shot there. It's not like she's holding it for somebody. So you are going to sleep with this woman?

32:45 Well, probably.

32:46 Adam Don't you want to? So what are you concerned about?

32:50 Well, the concern-

32:51 Caller This is it.

32:52 Drew It feels inadequate.

32:54 Well, if I tell her that I'm not a virgin, I mean that I'm a virgin, that she might just dump me right there on the spot.

33:00 Drew Oh, please. Jamie, women are much more involved than men are. If that's something you would do, most women would not do that.

33:06 Adam She might think that's kind of cool.

33:07 Drew Yeah.

33:08 Adam That you saved yourself for her.

33:10 Drew But I frankly wouldn't even get into it with her. More mystery, less history. And if you're going to have sex with her, that's, you know...

33:16 Adam You know where to put it, don't you? Yeah. So then don't worry about it. And when you put it there, it'll all come to you, buddy.

33:23 Drew Just the fact that she's been with four guys, she knows already, guys don't know what the hell they're doing at your age. And just make sure birth control, condoms, make sure you take necessary precautions, okay? All right. Thank you.

33:32 Twinkie hole baby.

33:34 Drew David, John 27.

33:36 Caller Hey, how's it going?

33:38 Drew What's up?

33:39 Caller Oh, you know, it's okay. I had a really weird question, man.

33:43 Adam Wow, that's unusual for this show.

33:45 Caller Yeah, that's not.

33:46 Adam We should wait for the next hour.

33:48 Howie Mandel Huh?

33:48 Adam We should wait for the next hour.

33:50 Weird question.

33:51 Caller No, I gotta go after this.

33:53 Howie Mandel I'm gonna go out for a little bit.

33:55 Drew What the hell is up with you, John? Huh?

33:57 Adam What's your question?

33:58 Caller Oh, hey, you know, sometimes when I do the morning duty on the old toilet there, I get an erection and I'm not...

34:09 Drew You're gay.

34:10 Caller No, no. See, I already know I'm not.

34:13 Drew I didn't say that.

34:13 Caller Gay.

34:14 Adam Right.

34:15 Caller No, I'm not into it either.

34:17 Adam No, wait, when you go... I'm not really... I don't really get the thing. When you're...

34:21 Caller When I'm taking a dump.

34:23 Adam When you're taking a dump.

34:24 Drew And it's always...

34:24 Caller Yeah, right when I get done taking a dump.

34:26 Adam Right?

34:26 Caller I get an erection.

34:27 Adam Right.

34:28 Drew When you're done.

34:28 Caller Yeah.

34:29 Drew All right. Well, there's a couple of things there. One is the stimulation at the prostate, the level of the prostate, when your duke's coming out, okay? That the anus is stimulated. Did you use it when you were younger? Did you masturbate when you'd go to the toilet? Anything like that that would sort of associate with this?

34:46 Caller Uh, yeah, I probably did.

34:48 Drew So there's an association there.

34:49 Adam See, that's amazing. You used to masturbate when you were taking a dump?

34:53 Caller No, no.

34:54 Drew But the whole...

34:55 Caller No, the toilet thing.

34:57 Caller Yeah, I understand that. That makes sense.

34:59 Drew Yeah, it's an old, rich, old association.

35:00 Adam You know, it makes sense to you too. I have no... I'm not in this... I have no idea what's going on. I know it's okay. I'm just along for the ride here. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it's a weird ride I'm on.

35:11 Drew So, John, there's a couple reasons. No big deal. It's just your physiology reacting to a set of stimuli. And that's what human bodies do.

35:17 Adam Now, that's not the only way you can have this erection. I mean, when you're with a woman, you don't have to...

35:22 Caller I don't have no problem with women.

35:24 Adam You don't have to take a dump.

35:25 Drew No.

35:26 Caller No, it's just, you know, like, you know, I think it's like maybe the morning wood, just a little bit late.

35:31 Drew Yeah, yeah. Some of it is that.

35:33 Adam It's either that. Then it's not the morning wood anymore. The morning wood is what you wake up with. If it's not there and you go take a dump and then you get it, that's not the morning wood. No, I know.

35:40 Drew Well, but some of the morning wood is caused by pelvic congestion. And so, stool moving down into the ampulla caused a little more congestion.

35:46 Caller What was that, Adam? I'm sorry.

35:48 Drew Adam's not here.

35:49 Adam Pel... no, that's...

35:50 Caller Dr. Drew?

35:50 Adam That's Dr. Drew. You have pelvic congestion.

35:53 Caller Right.

35:54 Adam You have pelvic congestion.

35:55 Drew That adds to it.

35:56 Adam So, I would take a cold medicine and...

36:00 Drew De-congestant.

36:01 Adam And...

36:01 Drew Katie, 19.

36:03 Adam Katie?

36:04 Yeah?

36:04 Drew What's up?

36:05 Okay, I have a question about my boyfriend. Actually, it's a problem concerning both of us. He just had this best friend for a while. And he went off to college and we got really serious. And now he's back. And he just treats me really bad.

36:19 Drew The best friend?

36:20 Yes. At first, I thought this was just a jealousy thing. He just wants to be with my boyfriend.

36:24 Adam Wait, wait, wait. It's a he. The best friend is a he?

36:27 Yes.

36:27 Drew Okay. And you thought that he was just... You thought he wanted to be with you?

36:31 No, no. I thought he wanted to be just with my best friend. Just like to be friends because he had been gone. Well, after about a week, and he started like hurting my feelings really bad, just saying vulgar things to me, just outright. And I got a little upset because I just don't understand what's going on.

36:45 Adam But he's not your friend. He's his friend.

36:47 No, he's his friend. And I mean, I just got to the point where I just let him go with him just for like a week. I would be like, you know, I'll just see you next week because he hurts my feelings so bad.

36:56 Adam I have no idea what you're talking about. And this is not your boyfriend. This is your boyfriend's friend. So it doesn't matter.

37:02 I know. And that's why I told my boyfriend.

37:03 Adam This isn't even a problem. He's not your friend.

37:07 Drew Just stay away from him.

37:08 No, but it is because he's like, like, if he's out of, he's been out of town and like, he'll like pull the cord. Like he's talking to me, he'll just like pull the cord out of the wall. And I'm thinking it's like an obsession with him. Like I am like starting to think that maybe he's gay. Because I don't know.

37:21 Adam I don't understand what's going on in your mind. This is not your friend. Don't talk to him.

37:26 But my boyfriend is like miserable if he's not with him too. But he's miserable. I mean, it's like totally. Like we can't.

37:32 Drew The boyfriend, this guy, this guy's been out of town. How long was the guy out of town for?

37:35 Adam I'm going to start being mean to her.

37:36 Drew Two weeks.

37:37 Adam Now I can understand. I'm going to start being mean to her.

37:39 Drew He's been back in town for two weeks?

37:41 Adam I don't like you.

37:41 He's been back in town for like a month.

37:43 Adam I don't like you. I don't like you. And I've only known you for a minute.

37:47 Drew Here's the deal with Katie. Again, this is the Karnak part of this. Katie is super hot. Right, Katie?

37:54 Caller I guess.

37:55 Adam Well, how do you take her word for it?

37:57 Drew Because she gets away with stuff. She doesn't have to... You're not encumbered by seeing her right now. Because if you saw her, you'd be like, oh, boy.

38:04 Adam You're hottie?

38:06 No.

38:08 Adam She said yes to you and no to me. Are you good looking?

38:12 Caller Well, yeah, I guess. Most guys think so.

38:15 Adam Most guys?

38:16 Caller Yeah.

38:16 Adam So you think maybe his best friend wants to do you?

38:19 Caller I don't think so.

38:19 Adam And he can't do you?

38:21 Drew She said that at first. She assumed, of course, he wanted to be with me.

38:24 Caller I don't know what to tell my boyfriend. Should I just leave him and be like, I don't know what's going on? Because I don't know why this guy is so hateful to me.

38:31 Drew See, super, super attractive people. And when you just hear their voice around this age, they tend to be kind of a pain in the ass.

38:39 Adam She is.

38:40 Drew Yeah.

38:40 Adam Because I don't like her.

38:41 Drew Right. Because you're not looking at her.

38:44 Adam Right.

38:44 Drew If you were looking at her, you'd be affected by that. It would change the way you would interact with her.

38:47 Adam I wouldn't hear what she was saying. But the fact that I can hear what she's saying, I don't like her.

38:52 Drew That's what tends to happen.

38:53 Adam I don't like you.

38:53 Drew That's what tends to happen. But, Katie, I'm here. Howie's shutting down.

38:57 Adam I'm shutting down. I don't like you, Katie.

39:00 Drew And I think the reason how he's reacting the way he is, the reason he's reacting the way he is, is that you are very preoccupied with yourself. And it's understandable, because this is affecting you rather substantially. It's affecting an important relationship for you. But you need to sort of...

39:14 Adam It's not affecting a relationship. She has a boyfriend who is out of town.

39:18 Drew He's in town. This guy was out of town for a while and then came back. Oh, I see. And then when he came back, this guy spent all his time with him.

39:25 Caller And I like to tell him, just go with him, you know, but he's still hateful to me.

39:29 Drew So she's saying, you just go be with your friends. I'm sure she doesn't say it in a nice way. You go be with your friend and I'll be by myself.

39:35 Caller No, I'll go with my friends too.

39:37 Drew And I'll see you next week. Which is an okay way to deal with this, frankly. And I would really, you know, it's incumbent, I would say, on your boyfriend to keep that guy away from you because he hurts your feelings. You don't like him and at least he can give you that courtesy, okay?

39:50 Caller Okay.

39:51 Drew He's not gay. That does not mean he's gay. Loveline, I'm Dr. Drew. The phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. First time I had to give that number out yet tonight. No fax number, right? No fax, no, no, no. Adam Corolla is not here. This is Dr. Drew, Howie Mandel. In with me. We'll be back after this. Hey, welcome back to Loveline. I'm Dr. Drew, and there's something wrong with this mic. Is it not interesting? You hear it all right? All right, sounds weird to me.

40:43 Adam You're hearing a sound problem? What time is RadioShack closed?

40:45 Oh, I think it's his headset.

40:47 Drew Howie Mandel here, Adam not here. We're going back to the phone lines. Let's see, let's go to Matt 13. Matt, what's going on?

40:55 Caller Hey, I have a question for Dr. Drew.

40:57 Drew Yes, sir, what's up?

40:59 Caller I've been without my girlfriend for like about four months on June 3rd. I'm wondering how far should we go?

41:05 Drew So you're having your four month anniversary on June 3rd?

41:08 Caller Yeah.

41:08 Drew Cool.

41:09 Adam Well, I think you're 13 years old. I don't think you should, are you talking about sexually?

41:14 Drew No, he means if you were to take your bikes and go, how far should they go? Yeah, sexually, how far should they go?

41:20 Adam That 13 year old doesn't need to.

41:22 Drew This is Loveline. Listen, I agree with you. But Matt, what are you thinking about?

41:26 Caller I don't really know. I thought I came to talk to you about.

41:29 Drew Well, what does she want to do?

41:31 Caller I have no idea. I don't really talk to her about it. I've been trying to, but she just doesn't really want to listen to it.

41:37 Adam You know what? I wouldn't be touching a girl and groping at a girl until my voice changed.

41:41 Drew What do you feel like?

41:42 Adam Because if you want to make those changes...

41:44 Drew How many more years do you have to wait? Matt, what do you want to do?

41:49 Caller I just want to go how it is right now.

41:52 Drew Which is what? Just kind of kissing and that kind of thing?

41:54 Caller Yeah, a lot of kissing, a lot of...

41:56 Drew I think that is totally age appropriate. I think that's exactly where you should be with this. I'm with you. You should hang out right there for a few years. I think it'll be great. I think you'll enjoy it. I think you'll take it beyond that and it's going to be confusing and overwhelming and you're going to get into the territory that's not going to make you happy frankly. All right, Matt. Take care. That was good?

42:16 Adam I think that was good. I got daughters.

42:17 Drew He better keep his hands off. That's part of being a dad. You know what the young males are up to.

42:22 Adam Absolutely.

42:22 Drew Oh my God.

42:24 Adam Because they were me.

42:26 Drew I'm kidding. And she won't believe you about that, right?

42:28 Adam Never.

42:29 Never.

42:31 Adam She goes, How do you know? Because I'm him.

42:34 Drew I'm all of them. I'm all 18 year olds. Nora 12.

42:38 Caller Hello.

42:39 Drew Hey, Nora. What's up?

42:40 Caller Hey. Well, I have a question. I'm 12 years old, obviously, and I was in Virginia when I was 11. And a month and a half ago, I got raped by two guys.

42:52 Adam And well, first of all, did it do you know who these two guys are?

42:57 Caller Yeah, they've been reported in jail.

42:59 Adam Okay. And how are you?

43:04 Caller How am I?

43:05 Yeah.

43:06 Caller I guess I'm okay.

43:08 Adam I don't think you could be okay.

43:10 Drew Did you have any treatment after that?

43:11 Caller Yeah. I just got released from Forest View.

43:15 Drew So you were in a psychiatric hospital for a while? Had you been in one before the rape?

43:20 Caller Yeah.

43:20 Drew How many times have you been hospitalized?

43:23 Caller That was my third time.

43:24 Drew And you mentioned that you lost your virginity at age 11.

43:27 Caller Yeah. I was at a party and the 17-year-old guy took advantage of me.

43:31 Drew So really you were raped at 11.

43:34 Caller Really?

43:35 Drew Yeah. That's a rape. Well, first of all, he's 17 year 11. That's illegal.

43:40 Adam That's called statutory rape.

43:41 Drew And as you mentioned, he took advantage of you. He did something you didn't want him to do. That's rape. And I would bet that something else happened to you or even before that when you were a kid. Not necessarily sexual, but were you physically abused or something?

43:54 Caller Well, my mom's ex-boyfriend used to hit me and her.

43:57 Howie Mandel Yeah.

43:58 Drew And so that sort of sets you up for this kind of thing. And then what often happens when you get then sexually abused, which I really would consider that 11-year-old experience of sexual abuse, rape, is it sort of sets you off on a trajectory where then you become either sexually compulsive or completely shut down to sex. So which direction did you go?

44:16 Caller Like I just have sex non-stop.

44:19 Drew All the time. Are you an addict also?

44:21 Caller I'm an addict to sex or drugs.

44:24 Drew What drugs?

44:26 Caller Just marijuana.

44:27 Drew Just marijuana.

44:28 Adam And you're having sex now?

44:30 Caller Well, not at this present time, but...

44:32 Drew Not at this moment, Howie.

44:33 Adam Please. I mean, since you've been raped? Since you've been raped, you've had sex?

44:38 Caller Yeah.

44:38 Drew With a lot of different guys?

44:40 Caller Well, in the past month, I've had 28. 28 guy partners and 7 girl partners.

44:44 Drew Which is... That's how humans behave with this.

44:45 Adam How old are these guys?

44:48 Drew Mostly older.

44:49 Caller The oldest was 27.

44:51 Adam Well, you know that that's rape, right?

44:53 Caller Well, yeah, but he told me he was 20 going on 21.

44:55 Drew No, no, no. That's OK, then. That's OK.

44:58 Adam You're 12 years old. If any guy touches you at 12 years old, that's rape. Even if you consent, you realize it's illegal. These guys should all be in jail that are touching you.

45:09 Caller Yeah, I know. I just wanted to know if, like, being raped can turn you into a slut, so.

45:13 Drew No, the way I think of it, Nora, is that you were physically abused, then that set you up to be a victim. You were raped at 11, raped again at 12, and now that set you on a trajectory of sexual compulsion. Is that making sense? And if you're an addict also, is there addiction in your family?

45:31 Caller Yeah, my mom was a major.

45:33 Drew And you're an addict too, right, Nora? They told you that at the hospitals?

45:37 Caller What was that?

45:37 Drew That they're worried about your drug use at the hospitals you've been at?

45:40 Caller Yeah.

45:40 Drew Yeah, so you're an addict too. And what addicts do when they have that history that you've had is they use sex like a drug basically. And it becomes a compulsion.

45:48 Adam Do you have access to help? Do you have a counselor?

45:52 Caller Yeah, I actually talked to her today.

45:54 Drew Good. Stay in treatment. Take your meds. You taking your medicines?

45:58 Caller Yeah.

45:58 Drew What are you on?

45:59 Caller I'm on well-vehicle and lithium eschelon. I forgot what the name was.

46:06 Drew All right. So you're bipolar, right?

46:09 Caller They just said, you know, major depression. They haven't.

46:13 Drew They haven't called you bipolar yet?

46:14 Caller No, not yet.

46:16 Drew All right. But hang in there. Listen, you're 12. Life does not have to continue down this path. Follow the direction. Do the work they ask you to do, and you can sort of regroup and get life back on track again and get going in a direction that will be much more important, much more healthy, much more gratifying for you than the road you're on right now.

46:36 Adam Howie? I fully agree. You got a whole life ahead of you. You really do. And just know that, and don't stay where you are now. Just put your mind to making it better and it will be better.

46:51 Drew Loveline, I'm Dr. Drew. He's Howie Mandel. We'll be back. Welcome back to Loveline. I'm Dr. Drew. The phone number here is 1-800-LOV-191. Adam is out. Howie Mandel is in. Howie, you write for Razor Magazine.

47:40 Adam Razor Magazine. I've been doing articles for them. This is a brand new magazine, and it's kind of like a Maxim, harder edged.

47:48 Drew Harder? Wow.

47:49 Adam Yeah. It's got-

47:50 Drew Oh my God, these pictures.

47:51 Adam Yeah. Ladies and all sorts of gadgets.

47:55 Drew Gadgets. It's cars.

47:57 Adam Cars.

47:57 Drew Chicks. Electronic gear. Chicks and Howie Mandel.

48:00 Adam Yes. What more could you want?

48:02 Drew It's all in one.

48:03 Adam So Razor Magazine is available.

48:06 Drew There's some sports in here too.

48:07 Adam I don't know. I think it's on newsstands everywhere. Am I right? Where's the Razor girl? Is it? She's talking to me through a soundproof glass.

48:16 Drew Yelling at you.

48:17 Adam They're magazine people. They're not radio people.

48:21 Drew Oh my God.

48:23 Adam Razor Magazine. What did you say that again? www.razormagazine.com? Yes. So you go to www.razormagazine.com. You can see current issues and figure out where to get it in your tent.

48:35 Drew Here's Nina Hagen. Is that who that is?

48:38 Adam I can't see. It's upside down. Is that what it says? Yes, Nina Hagen.

48:41 Drew Sid Vicious. I can't stop her though. This is how they dressed.

48:45 Adam Yes. There's people dressed up as those people. It's kind of a cool magazine.

48:49 Drew It really is cool. I can't stop. I've got to stop. I've got to stop doing a radio show.

48:51 Adam But it's real good. So check on WWW Radio. So what do you write about it? Every issue I write on something. This one, I think the latest issue, I have an article. I was on the road and I talked about room service and things to do in hotels.

49:03 Drew There's a picture of you in a giant champagne glass.

49:05 Adam I went to the Poconos. I was playing Caesars in the Poconos, which is a honeymoon place. I was there by myself.

49:13 Drew I see. So it's-

49:14 Adam They don't even allow, you can't go there by yourself. It's got to be a couple. It's kind of like a sexual- My room has a two-story champagne glass and a heart-shaped pool. I remember they said to me, I wouldn't go in the pool because this is a place where-

49:30 Drew Other people have released fluids.

49:32 Adam Yes. I wouldn't touch it. I wouldn't go in there if I had somebody with me, but just to be standing there alone.

49:37 Drew No, it's why risk it.

49:38 Adam Why risk it. But I did sit in the two-story bubble bath. There's a two-story-

49:43 Drew And got a picture and the picture is in Razor.

49:45 Adam I felt like an idiot, but I got a picture and it is in the magazine.

49:48 Drew You're going to be in Vegas on Memorial Day?

49:50 Adam Memorial Day, I'll be at the Paris Hotel, and then I'm someplace in San Diego at the Palo Casino this Saturday, and then I'm in Reading and Saratoga. I'm all over the country.

49:58 Drew Look for me.

49:58 Adam I'm at howiemandel.com.

50:00 Drew You do a lot of traveling for the shows.

50:02 Adam Well, when the show is in a different place, I find the best way to get there-

50:05 Drew Travel.

50:06 Adam Travel.

50:07 Drew But is that like how many days a week are you traveling?

50:09 Adam Not a lot anymore, but I used to travel a lot more.

50:13 Drew Both you and I are simpatic. We see eye to eye on the family thing. Right. That's priority one. Your family can only tolerate you away so much.

50:21 Adam No, I'm sure my teenage kids-

50:23 Drew No, they want you away, but the health of it can only tolerate you being away so much.

50:26 Adam So at this side of the Mississippi, and we're in LA tonight, on this side of Mississippi, I commute. I come back the same night. So I usually leave and land five minutes before show, do my show, get back on the plane, and I'm back at home.

50:39 Drew If you're going east, you try to take them with you or anything?

50:42 Adam I do. I do. I have three children, so I'll take one at a time on the road with me.

50:46 Drew That's nice.

50:46 Adam And then don't allow them to hear my show.

50:48 Of course not.

50:49 Drew You silly. You don't want to embarrass them. No. 49, Joseph.

50:53 Yes, hello.

50:54 Drew Hey, what's up?

50:55 Yes, how are you?

50:56 Drew Very good.

50:57 Okay, you know that girl that called by 25 minutes ago, that she broke up with her boyfriend because he was an abusive to her?

51:07 Adam Yeah, right. Yeah, I remember him. He was abusive. I remember the one that she said it was a little abusive, but that was a child. That was a 12-year-old.

51:14 Drew No, no, I think he's talking about a woman who broke up because he was abusive.

51:17 Adam Right.

51:18 Drew And that she wouldn't let herself get involved with anyone else.

51:21 Adam Oh, she couldn't have an orgasm. She's the 19-year-old that could not orgasm.

51:24 Drew She's so liberated that she doesn't know what the hell she was.

51:26 Okay, I like to give my name, my number off the air so she could call me.

51:30 Adam And what makes you think that you would be the guy of her dreams?

51:34 Well, because I'm gentle and I know how to treat a lady right.

51:38 Adam You sound scary.

51:39 Drew Do you put personal ad in the paper, that kind of thing?

51:42 Oh, no, I do not.

51:43 Drew You've never done that.

51:44 Adam And now you're 49 years old.

51:46 Caller Yes.

51:47 Drew She's 19.

51:48 Adam She's 19.

51:49 I know.

51:50 Adam Is the last woman you were with alive?

51:53 Caller Mine?

51:55 Adam Yes, the last woman you were with is alive?

51:57 Yes.

51:57 Adam And she has all her appendages?

52:00 Drew We ever married, Joseph?

52:02 Couple times.

52:03 Adam And what happened to them?

52:05 Well, my first wife and my third wife, well, my head was married three times, but my first and third wife committed adultery.

52:12 Adam Committed? They left?

52:13 Drew Adultery. Yes.

52:15 Yeah.

52:15 Adam Have you ever, did you cheat on them?

52:17 No, sir.

52:18 Drew But you were gentle and treated them right.

52:19 Yes. I spent all kinds of money on them and made sure they were fed and clothed.

52:25 You made sure they were fed and clothed?

52:28 Adam No, I know what you're saying. You know what? You got a wife, got to give her a sandwich. You got to, you can't have a wife without without feeding them and making sure they got pants, plenty of pants.

52:38 Right.

52:38 Adam You know what a lady likes, right, Joseph? What a lady's like? Sandwiches and pants.

52:44 And candy and roses and that.

52:45 Adam Candy, roses, pants and sandwiches, Joseph. You know what a lady likes. Yes. Am I right? What else do ladies like, Joseph?

52:54 To be pampered.

52:55 Adam To be pampered. To be pampered, sandwiches, pants and candies.

52:59 And perfume.

53:00 Adam And perfume. And perfume and pants and sandwiches and candies.

53:05 And love.

53:05 Adam And luck. Love.

53:07 Love. Love.

53:07 Adam And love. How long have you been without a woman when you know what women like?

53:12 Oh, quite a while, sir.

53:15 Drew How could that be? Quite a while. Flabbergasted.

53:17 No, I can't find the right woman.

53:19 Drew Ah, well that may be why you've got in trouble.

53:21 Adam And when you find the right woman, what makes me think you're going to eat her?

53:25 Eat her? You mean go down on her?

53:27 Adam Okay.

53:28 Yeah, I could do that.

53:30 Adam I know you would do that. Because you would make her your sandwich.

53:33 Drew Joseph. This is all Joseph's expense, Howie. Be nice.

53:37 Adam I am being nice. Am I not being nice, Joseph?

53:39 Yeah, you're being nice. You guys are being nice.

53:41 Adam Yeah, you and I are buddies.

53:43 I know we are.

53:44 Do you have kids?

53:46 One.

53:46 Adam Yeah, how old is your kid?

53:48 Sixty.

53:48 Adam Sixty.

53:49 Drew How's he doing?

53:49 Adam She? He?

53:50 He.

53:50 Drew How's he doing?

53:52 Real well.

53:53 Adam Yeah, does he live with you?

53:54 No, foster care.

53:55 Adam He's in foster care?

53:57 Drew Yeah.

53:57 Adam Why are you surprised?

53:58 Drew How well could he be doing? But is he doing well? Well, how well could he be doing?

54:01 Adam Why are you surprised? Because Joseph doesn't have time for child wearing. He's out buying pants, and sandwiches, and perfumes.

54:07 Drew I thought I was the realist here.

54:08 No, sir. Sir.

54:09 Drew Yes.

54:10 Certainly made a false accusation on me and his mother, and they thought that the place that we were living in before wasn't fit for child living.

54:23 Drew Okay. Alright, Joseph.

54:25 Adam Cool. Thank you for your Who cares if you poop in the living room?

54:27 Drew Oh, you're scaring me now, too.

54:28 I know.

54:33 Drew Okay, breathe, breathe. Kenny, 21.

54:36 Yeah, hey.

54:38 Hey.

54:38 How you doing?

54:39 Drew I'm doing okay. We're on a roll now.

54:40 Alright. Dr. Drew, I just wanted to say, my girlfriend thinks you're pretty attractive for an older guy.

54:46 Drew For an old man. Isn't that nice when they say stuff like that, too?

54:49 Yeah.

54:49 Drew You're kind of attractive for an old fart.

54:51 Adam What's up, Kenny?

54:52 Well, my question has to do with oral sex.

54:55 Drew Yeah.

54:56 Alright.

54:57 Adam Alright. It's the second hour.

54:58 What?

54:59 Adam It's the second hour. We can talk about that now.

55:04 Alright. So you're ready for the question then?

55:05 Drew Yeah, I'm ready.

55:05 Adam Just give me a second.

55:06 Drew I gotta look at this razor again. There we go. I'm just distracting myself.

55:08 Well, anyway, it's just like, my friends always talk to me like, okay, I've had like several girlfriends, they've all gone down to me, but I've never gotten off.

55:15 Drew Yeah.

55:15 And I was wondering, they always talk about how it's so much better than intercourse and I don't really, you know, I like it, but I don't get off and I always sometimes feel bad like for her because I don't get off and I go down to her and she gets off and so it's kind of like a...

55:27 Drew No, I think...

55:28 Adam Now, does she have braces?

55:29 Caller No, she doesn't have braces.

55:31 Drew I think that's fine. I think that... I know Adam gives people grief for being that way. What?

55:36 Adam For not...

55:36 Drew Right. For not... I've taken that in.

55:39 Adam Well, she's just not good at it.

55:40 Drew No, no, no. Some guys, the oral sex is the sort of the most pleasurable experience of all. For some guys, it's like, no.

55:48 Adam Well, a woman doesn't have that. There are... Most women don't have the same control down there that they have of their tongue.

55:55 Drew Yeah, but the whole experience is more gratifying with intercourse for some people.

56:00 Caller Right. Exactly.

56:01 Drew You see? And it's not... This is like pooping and having an erection. This is how he gets a very blank look on his face. I don't understand. He's like, you don't think oral sex is great?

56:10 Adam All I know is...

56:11 Howie Mandel It can't deal. No, I just...

56:12 Adam I don't understand what's going on here. I don't understand what's wrong with you. Maybe you ought to buy her pants and sandwiches. Maybe she'll do a better job for you.

56:19 Caller No, I think you got me mixed up with the 49-year-old.

56:22 Adam I know, but I'm just talking about... It may feel better. She may want to do more for you.

56:25 Howie Mandel You give a chick...

56:26 Adam You give her sandwiches, pants, roses, perfume, and a lot of love, and you might be happier.

56:34 Drew But Jenny... No, I think there's nothing wrong with that.

56:38 Caller I mean, I don't know. Is there like something, you know, like to somehow maybe help it along?

56:43 Drew No, you're not into it.

56:44 Adam Yeah, take your underpants off.

56:47 Howie Mandel You're not into it.

56:48 Drew How are we not eating pizza here, by the way? I wonder why we sound like we have a cotton in our mouth.

56:53 Howie Mandel We weren't trying to figure out why a blow job is not working for you. Because you know, when a guy is asking why it's not good, you don't want to hear two guys with their mouths full. I'm a blow guy, right?

57:03 Howie Mandel At the dinner table.

57:04 Drew Thank you.

57:04 Howie Mandel Thank you. Why are you still like that?

57:07 Drew But Kenny, no, don't worry about it. You're fine. All right. You're absolutely fine. That's your preference. That's cool. Don't worry about it. That's fine. All right? All right. Don't listen to that.

57:18 Adam The lovely people at Razor Magazine gave us the pizza.

57:20 Drew Yeah, we appreciate it. But not the Diet Coke yet. When's that coming in?

57:23 Adam I think as they bring things, then we mention who brings it. And then they're happy. I think they get a buck for every time I say Razor Magazine.

57:32 Drew Dan 29. Dan?

57:34 Adam Yeah.

57:34 Drew What's up?

57:35 Caller Hey, Howie.

57:37 Drew Yeah.

57:37 Adam Howie Mandel. That's correct. I'm going to move you into a bonus round.

57:42 I'm from Detroit, Michigan.

57:44 Adam Yes, you are.

57:45 About two years ago.

57:46 Howie Mandel Pardon me?

57:46 I've seen you at the Palace of Auburn Hills.

57:48 Adam Yeah, which is a, which is, you know, where the Pistons play. Not, I wasn't at a castle or a...

57:52 Howie Mandel Right.

57:53 Adam Right.

57:54 Howie Mandel I was there doing a show.

57:54 Do any more shows?

57:56 Adam Do any more shows? Yeah.

57:57 Howie Mandel Yeah.

57:58 Adam I just mentioned I'm going to do one this weekend, you know, our Memorial Day weekend. I'm in Paris this weekend. I'm in San Diego.

58:03 Howie Mandel But I mean in Detroit. I don't know.

58:05 Adam Check out my website, howiemandel.com, and that way you get my, you can see where I'm going to be.

58:09 Drew His itinerary.

58:10 Adam Yes.

58:11 Hey, I just want to say you rock.

58:12 Howie Mandel Well, thank you.

58:13 Adam You have no questions about sex or anything?

58:16 No. Just wanted to say hi to you.

58:17 Drew All right.

58:17 Howie Mandel Hey, hey, buddy. Take care.

58:19 Howie Mandel All right.

58:19 Drew This is Jennifer 18. Jennifer?

58:21 Howie Mandel Yeah.

58:22 Drew Hey, what's up?

58:23 Howie Mandel Hey, I have a boyfriend, OK? We've been together two years. And he always, like, talks about screwing all these girls.

58:31 Caller And when I tell him to go for it, he gets mad at me.

58:34 Howie Mandel And I don't get why.

58:36 Howie Mandel Because he's acting.

58:39 Adam Yeah. Yeah, he's not really mad. And what he's doing is he's testing to see how far you'll go so that maybe, you know, it's like as, you know, here's the deal. I've been kind of out of the loop for a long time and married for a long time. But even as a husband, you always go, that girl's not good looking. Or that, you know, I don't like that kind of, but you really, that's a reason to kind of look at that woman.

59:01 Howie Mandel Yeah.

59:01 Adam Look, without telling her here.

59:03 Howie Mandel This is, I, this is that woman.

59:04 Drew I find her very unattractive.

59:06 Howie Mandel Yeah.

59:06 Adam Isn't that unattractive? I don't like the on that woman.

59:09 Howie Mandel I don't like that, honey.

59:10 Adam So he's doing the same thing. He's talking about screwing other women.

59:12 Howie Mandel You go, will they go ahead and do it? No, I don't want to do it.

59:15 Adam Yes, he does. He just wants the argument to continue until you say, no, I want you to. Not only do I want you to, I want you to watch and I want you to bring one home. He likes them and he wants to do it.

59:26 Drew You're listening to Loveline Callers here. Some of those, they might take that as a direct endorsement of what they actually do try to do, which is bring someone else in. But be that as it may, Jennifer, I think, could this all be a lot of bravado? Because he maybe feels not so good about himself when he's trying to make you sort of feel off base, off balance, and that he's really this sort of desirable guy that can go get someone else. And aren't you lucky to have him? That kind of nonsense?

59:50 Howie Mandel I don't know.

59:50 Howie Mandel I like, I tried bringing my friend into it, but he like got mad at me when he offered it.

59:55 Howie Mandel See, I was right. Yeah.

59:58 Adam He got mad.

59:58 Howie Mandel Wait, was he a friend, a guy or a girl?

1:00:00 Caller A girl.

1:00:01 Adam And he got mad?

1:00:02 Howie Mandel Yeah. He's gay.

1:00:03 Adam He offered it.

1:00:03 Howie Mandel He's gay. He's gay.

1:00:06 Drew No, he really likes you, right?

1:00:08 Howie Mandel Yeah.

1:00:09 Drew And it kind of makes him upset that there would be another person in your intimate relationship.

1:00:13 Howie Mandel He's gay.

1:00:13 Howie Mandel Well, he wanted it.

1:00:15 Howie Mandel No. And then what happened? She showed up?

1:00:17 Howie Mandel Yeah.

1:00:18 Howie Mandel How far did you go?

1:00:19 Caller We didn't get nowhere.

1:00:21 Adam What do you mean you didn't get nowhere?

1:00:22 Howie Mandel She was there?

1:00:22 Adam Were you undressed at any point?

1:00:25 Caller No, but we didn't get there before because we got mad.

1:00:28 Howie Mandel At the fact that she was there?

1:00:30 Caller Yeah.

1:00:32 Howie Mandel Well, I don't understand.

1:00:35 Drew This is Howie again. This is like trying to tell Howie that they're guys that don't like low jobs.

1:00:39 Howie Mandel I can't understand this.

1:00:40 Drew I can't process. No, this guy loves his girlfriend, right? He's full of a lot of bravado and nonsense. She called him on it, brought someone in, and he really didn't want to do that. He wants his girlfriend, but he wants he's afraid he's going to lose her. So if he makes her feel off base, like he's this big desirable guy who can have whatever he wants, maybe she'll feel more. He'll feel less worth, more worth the relationship.

1:01:03 Adam Maybe you're right, but I bring the girlfriend over tomorrow night, too.

1:01:06 Tomorrow night? Yeah.

1:01:08 Adam And dress really hot. Were you really, was it, did it happen?

1:01:12 Howie Mandel Did he just show up?

1:01:13 Adam Was it a surprise?

1:01:15 Caller No, it was like planned out.

1:01:17 Howie Mandel Really?

1:01:18 Caller Yeah.

1:01:18 Adam What do you mean? He, not his plan, your plan?

1:01:21 Howie Mandel Both of our plans.

1:01:22 Adam Really? And what happened? He like, Describe the plan.

1:01:26 Drew He like, You taking notes, Howie?

1:01:27 Adam No, I'm trying to be entertained, too. Why do we have to be here to entertain? I don't get an opportunity.

1:01:31 Caller He said that he wanted to do it.

1:01:33 Drew Right.

1:01:33 Caller Me and my friend.

1:01:34 Drew Yeah.

1:01:34 Adam And then when I brought her into the picture, he was like, Well, tell me, no, no, slow down. So he wanted to do it and you said, like, tomorrow night, we'll do it. Right. Which he didn't argue with.

1:01:43 Howie Mandel Right.

1:01:43 Caller No.

1:01:44 Howie Mandel OK.

1:01:44 Adam Next night comes over and you're at the apartment or home by yourself.

1:01:50 Caller Me and him. Yeah.

1:01:50 Caller And then the friend comes in.

1:01:51 Adam Wait, wait, wait.

1:01:52 Howie Mandel Were you involved?

1:01:53 Adam Were you doing something? Did you guys start?

1:01:56 Howie Mandel Nothing.

1:01:56 Adam Fully dressed. Yeah. No lingerie.

1:01:59 Caller No.

1:02:00 Howie Mandel Nothing. Nothing.

1:02:01 Adam You're sitting there watching TV and then your friend shows up.

1:02:04 Caller Yeah.

1:02:05 Adam And then he says, Get out.

1:02:07 Drew Get out.

1:02:07 Adam Can you make something up? Can you make something up for Howie?

1:02:11 Drew Can you just make something up?

1:02:12 Adam What are you wearing now?

1:02:13 Drew I just want you to know how your wife right now must be very proud. Very proud. And your children, I hope they're not listening.

1:02:18 Adam It's entertainment.

1:02:19 Drew I understand. I understand. I know now why you don't take your children to see your show now.

1:02:23 Adam I know.

1:02:23 Drew So all right, Jennifer. You know, I think he's just how he thinks he's gay. I think he's just happy. He likes you a lot. And I think he's a lot based on scared.

1:02:34 Adam I don't think the guy alive if their wife said, let me just bring a girlfriend over.

1:02:39 Drew You'll screw up your relationship. It will. I swear to God. A threesome mess up relationships. Really? Yeah, they do. And if you don't know that maybe. But if you know that and I know it's for men, it's very enticing, but it will screw with things.

1:02:51 Adam And if you care about that first hand.

1:02:54 Drew No, not first hand. Vanessa.

1:02:57 Caller Yes.

1:02:57 Drew 20. What's up?

1:03:00 Caller I've been with my boyfriend for about a little over two years. He's compulsive. I don't know. He's like a compulsive sex addict. I don't even know what to call it.

1:03:11 Howie Mandel How often does he want to have sex?

1:03:13 Caller I mean, that's the only thing he thinks about.

1:03:15 Drew Well, that would make him male. That's normal.

1:03:16 Yeah, that's normal.

1:03:18 Caller Constantly, though. We're talking pornos all over the house, you know, everything.

1:03:24 Adam How often does he want to have sex?

1:03:26 Caller All the time.

1:03:27 Adam All the time?

1:03:28 Caller All the time. I mean, all the time. I don't know if...

1:03:30 Adam Twice a day? Five times a day?

1:03:32 Caller More, it's constantly.

1:03:34 Howie Mandel Well, how often...

1:03:35 Adam He could be talking about it constantly.

1:03:36 Howie Mandel How often do you have sex?

1:03:38 Caller Oh, enough.

1:03:40 Adam Well, enough for you is obviously not enough for him.

1:03:43 Caller You know, twice a day. That's pretty good, right? Sometimes, it's like he just goes on and on and on and it's not enough. And I don't know if maybe it's because of his past.

1:03:54 Drew Which was what? What happened in his past?

1:03:56 Caller Well, I mean, he started having sex when he was twelve. And he had many sex partners.

1:04:07 Adam But you heard that he told you that.

1:04:10 Caller Yes.

1:04:10 Adam And you believe him?

1:04:12 Caller Yeah, I do.

1:04:14 Drew I think I agree. Like something's up with him in terms of his compulsivity.

1:04:18 Caller I mean, I don't know if there's anything that we can do to help him with that. Or I mean, I don't know, because sometimes it's kind of he makes me feel bad.

1:04:26 Adam Like when I think in normal sex, does he want like just straight sex? Does he want bondage? Does he want?

1:04:32 Caller Yeah.

1:04:33 Adam Does it get rough?

1:04:34 Caller It's not like rough, kinky sex like that. It's just he's always constantly bringing it up and.

1:04:41 Adam Are you into it?

1:04:42 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:04:44 Drew But he can never get satiated.

1:04:46 Caller Sometimes I don't feel like he's satisfied.

1:04:49 Drew That's the way sexual compulsives are. Yeah, no, I do. And not personally, but I understand. I've seen plenty of cases like this. Well, I mean, there's a lot of ways people get like this. One is if they're bipolar. So if he's manic depressive, another is some sort of sexual or physical abuse in childhood. And if that kind of history is there and having sex at the age of 12, again, I think I consider that sexual abuse.

1:05:11 Adam And yeah, who do you have sex with at 12?

1:05:14 Caller His babysitter.

1:05:15 Drew Yeah, okay. And that's the kind of home he was in. So we bring that kind of person in to have sex with a babysitter, have sex with a 12 year old.

1:05:23 Caller Yeah.

1:05:24 Drew So it's sort of the story is that that sets up sexual abuse, sexual rather sexual compulsivity. If is he addicted to anything else?

1:05:33 Caller Pot.

1:05:34 Drew So he's a daily pot smoker.

1:05:35 Caller Yeah, I'm consistently on a 24 hour basis.

1:05:37 Adam But nothing's going to happen unless he feels he has a problem.

1:05:40 Howie Mandel He doesn't think he has a problem, right?

1:05:42 Caller No, could not.

1:05:43 Adam So you're not going to get any help here.

1:05:45 Drew Sexual addiction is very difficult to treat. About 85% of all addicts have sexual addiction of some component or some degree.

1:05:51 Adam And if you have sexual addiction, you are screwed.

1:05:53 Drew No, because there's no abstinence in sexual recovery. There's periods of abstinence sometimes until they see what kind of feelings they've been covering up with the sex. But yes, there are treatments and the 12 step groups are the treatment typically for this kind of thing.

1:06:07 Caller So it's just like a regular counseling kind of thing.

1:06:09 Drew 12 step.

1:06:09 Caller But why would he go?

1:06:10 Adam You have to first admit it to yourself.

1:06:13 Drew You know what I would do if I were you? He clearly has got a health problem with the marijuana. And maybe you can get him to go to MA. And if he actually got a sponsor and worked the steps in Marijuana Anonymous, he would, some of this other stuff would settle down.

1:06:24 Caller Does that also cause like anger? Like really anger, rage?

1:06:28 Drew Absolutely. Sexual addiction is one of the fundamental sort of underlying issues is rage and aggression.

1:06:34 Howie Mandel Well, also marijuana could.

1:06:36 Drew When they get irritable and depressed later on, but marijuana generally brings them.

1:06:40 Adam Right, but it can cause depression, which can cause anger.

1:06:43 Drew Yes, irritability.

1:06:44 Caller I noticed when he doesn't smoke, he gets real irritable.

1:06:47 Drew Oh yeah, that's fine.

1:06:49 Caller And I mean, because he constantly, I mean, he's a constant smoker. I mean, every hour.

1:06:53 Adam Sounds like a real healthy relationship.

1:06:55 Drew Vanessa, was your dad an alcoholic?

1:06:57 Caller My dad?

1:06:57 Drew Yeah.

1:06:57 Caller No, my mother is.

1:06:58 Drew Your mother is an alcoholic. So that's why you picked an alcoholic to team yourself up with.

1:07:01 Adam And you don't think it's better for you just to move on and try to find somebody healthier?

1:07:04 Drew He'll find another, she'll find another alcoholic. Why don't you go to, why don't you go to Codependent to recover? You go to Al-Anon.

1:07:09 Caller I have been, I've been through it.

1:07:11 Drew Get a sponsor, do the steps. You've obviously not gone too far in your work because you're hooked right into another nice codependent relationship.

1:07:18 Caller But you know, he's, I mean...

1:07:20 Adam An angry, pot-smoking, sex addict. Sounds real healthy.

1:07:26 Howie Mandel Keep it up, girl. You go, girl.

1:07:27 Drew But I love him.

1:07:29 Caller I do. And I've been with him for over two years.

1:07:31 Howie Mandel Wow.

1:07:31 Adam Well, you're only 20. You know, you got a whole life ahead of you.

1:07:35 Howie Mandel Move on.

1:07:36 Adam Get out.

1:07:37 Drew Get a sponsor, do the step work, and see how you feel about all this. And you're getting better, by the way. Will it compel him to do something and make change in his life? OK.

1:07:44 Caller OK.

1:07:44 Drew All right, Vanessa.

1:07:45 Caller Thank you.

1:07:46 Drew Loveline, Howie Mandel is my guest here. You're not my guest. You're my co-host tonight. Adam is delightfully absent.

1:07:54 Howie Mandel Although he's in New York.

1:07:55 Drew His ghost is always present.

1:07:56 Adam He's in New York.

1:07:57 Howie Mandel He is.

1:07:57 Caller And I miss my balls.

1:07:58 Drew Yeah, I don't miss him, though.

1:08:00 Adam He left his balls here with you.

1:08:01 Drew Yeah. Yeah, he did. He did. Just to make sure you're returning.

1:08:03 Adam You don't want to take carry on anymore when you're traveling.

1:08:07 Drew Carry on nuts?

1:08:08 Adam Wouldn't that be carry on?

1:08:09 Drew It is carry on. It's a package. It has to fit through that thing.

1:08:13 Adam Yeah, you don't want to put it on that thing and that x-ray and that whole thing.

1:08:17 Drew So it's Loveline. The number is 1-800-LOVE-191. Howie Mandel and Dr. Drew will be right back.

1:08:22 Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:08:25 Caller I'm back in a minute.

1:08:52 Drew Hey, Loveline, I'm Dr. Drew Howie Mandel here with me. Loveline, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, and this is Troy, who's 23. Troy.

1:09:01 Caller Yeah.

1:09:02 Drew What's up? Hey, Troy.

1:09:03 Caller Hi, how's it going?

1:09:05 Adam It seems to be going fine.

1:09:07 Caller Oh, pretty good.

1:09:08 Drew What can we do for you?

1:09:09 Caller I just want to say hi to Mr. Mandel.

1:09:13 Drew Mr. Mandel.

1:09:14 Adam How are you? I was his teacher. I was his fourth grade teacher.

1:09:20 Caller Anyway, I just want to say that...

1:09:22 Howie Mandel You're just want to?

1:09:24 Caller Yeah.

1:09:24 Adam Not that he doesn't want to.

1:09:25 Drew He did a great job.

1:09:26 Howie Mandel He was just want to.

1:09:27 Drew Well, I see. Yeah, I see.

1:09:30 Caller Anyway, I just want to say that I enjoy you on your movies.

1:09:35 Drew Thank you.

1:09:36 Adam My film festival just ended.

1:09:39 Drew Oh, Howie Mandel Film Festival?

1:09:40 Howie Mandel Yes.

1:09:40 Drew In Colorado somewhere?

1:09:41 Adam Two weeks ago. No, someplace in Eastern...

1:09:44 Drew St. Gamble Valley?

1:09:45 Howie Mandel Yes.

1:09:47 Adam Troy was obviously part of that.

1:09:48 Drew Troy, is that it, pal?

1:09:50 Adam Thanks, buddy. Thanks, buddy.

1:09:52 Caller Anyway, I watched the very first movie of yours I got was Walk Like a Man.

1:09:57 Adam Right.

1:09:58 Caller Huge hit.

1:10:00 Huge. Through the Roof.

1:10:01 Howie Mandel Bofo Box Office.

1:10:03 Caller Yeah, Bobo.

1:10:04 Right. Exactly.

1:10:05 Caller Anyway, I got that on my tape.

1:10:08 Adam How's your love life?

1:10:10 Caller Oh, it's pretty good. I'm married. I've got four kids.

1:10:14 Drew Wow, don't you live in the garlic capital of the world?

1:10:18 Yeah, well, you're 23 years old.

1:10:21 Caller Yeah, I don't live there.

1:10:23 Adam You have four kids at 23.

1:10:24 How old is your oldest kid?

1:10:26 Caller Well, my stepdaughter. She's 13.

1:10:30 Adam 13.

1:10:31 Drew So you take care of her.

1:10:33 Caller My wife is she's 34. So, you know, there's a little bit of difference. But as far as myself, I'm a truck driver.

1:10:40 Drew Right.

1:10:41 Caller That's why I'm in Gilroy. But actually I live down in Tulare, California.

1:10:45 Drew I see. Tulare.

1:10:47 Caller Great.

1:10:47 Drew All right. Take care.

1:10:48 Adam The family unit.

1:10:49 Drew Bye bye. He's up in the garlic capital, but he lives in right Tulare, which is where the cosmopolitan. Jake, 19.

1:10:58 Howie Mandel Hey, what's going on? I just wanted to say up. What's up going on to Howie?

1:11:02 Adam What's up going on to me? You were wanting to say what's up going on?

1:11:07 Howie Mandel I was wanting to say what's going on.

1:11:09 Adam Yes.

1:11:09 Caller Hey, I got a question for Howie.

1:11:11 Adam You have been talking to him for the last 35 seconds.

1:11:14 Howie Mandel What's up?

1:11:15 Adam Hang on. I'll get him for you.

1:11:17 Howie Mandel I just wanted to see if he could do if he could still do the Bobby impression from Bobby's World.

1:11:21 Caller Yes, but it's not an impression when I do it.

1:11:24 It's me.

1:11:26 Caller It wouldn't be an impression until you do.

1:11:30 I just wanted to see if you missed doing that show.

1:11:31 Howie Mandel Did you like doing that?

1:11:33 Adam I love doing that show. So you sit at home and watch cartoons? You're 19 years old?

1:11:36 Caller Yeah, I do.

1:11:36 Howie Mandel On my days off, I would sit down and watch cartoons and everything. I'm always watching Bobby's World.

1:11:40 Adam Well, that's great.

1:11:41 Drew It's still airing, Bobby's World.

1:11:42 Adam Yes, on the Fox Family Channel. How's your love life?

1:11:46 Howie Mandel Pretty good. I've been thinking about asking a girl out. I don't really know how to.

1:11:50 Adam So it's going pretty good. He's been thinking about asking a girl out, but he doesn't know how to. So what is the pretty good?

1:11:56 Drew He's got a plan.

1:11:57 Adam I know, but where does the pretty good come in?

1:11:59 Howie Mandel Well, we've been talking, we've been friends for a couple of years. We went to high school together.

1:12:02 Drew At least he knows somebody wants to ask out.

1:12:04 Adam So now that you got the plan, so you're going to ask her out?

1:12:06 Howie Mandel Yeah.

1:12:06 Howie Mandel Yeah, when?

1:12:08 Howie Mandel Probably tomorrow night.

1:12:09 Howie Mandel Really?

1:12:09 Howie Mandel Yeah.

1:12:10 Adam Well, tomorrow's already Friday.

1:12:11 Drew You're going to ask her out for tomorrow night or ask her out tomorrow night?

1:12:15 Howie Mandel Tomorrow night I'll ask her out.

1:12:16 Drew Where are you going to take her?

1:12:18 Howie Mandel I don't know. I was thinking about maybe a movie dinner or something.

1:12:21 Drew My advice is, Jake, have it all planned out when you ask her.

1:12:24 Adam Movie and a dinner, but he's going to wait till tomorrow to ask her out for that night.

1:12:28 Drew No, no, he's asking her for Saturday night.

1:12:30 Howie Mandel Are you asking her for Saturday night?

1:12:31 Howie Mandel Friday night.

1:12:32 Adam No, Friday night.

1:12:32 Drew You're going to ask her out for Friday night?

1:12:33 Adam That's what I'm telling you.

1:12:34 Howie Mandel Tomorrow for Friday?

1:12:35 Adam I know the people that are my fans. He has no plan and he thinks his love life is going well. He's happy, he's content, it's going well, he's known her for two years, got the plan. Tomorrow night you want to go to dinner and a movie with her and you're going to call it tomorrow. And I bet you your plan is to call her around dinner time because it's for dinner. Is that your plan?

1:12:55 Howie Mandel Well I talked to her tonight and we discussed it and everything.

1:12:58 Adam You discussed it?

1:12:59 Howie Mandel Yeah.

1:12:59 Adam You discussed that tomorrow night you're going to call her and ask her out?

1:13:01 Howie Mandel She said it sounded good so we might do that tomorrow night.

1:13:04 Adam When are you going to find out whether she's going to do it?

1:13:07 Howie Mandel She said she was going to call me.

1:13:08 Drew Oh no Jake you need to get some huevos here. You got to step up to play a little bit.

1:13:12 Adam So she's going to see if there's anything better happening.

1:13:15 Drew No you got to say hey listen I want to do this with you. Women want this. Not that they want to be controlled or they want you to be aggressive but they want to know that you're interested.

1:13:24 Adam How aggressive is a guy who sits at home in the afternoon watching cartoons going to be?

1:13:29 Drew But you got to say hey I want to date and I expect you to be ready tomorrow night at this time and we will go to whatever your plan is.

1:13:36 Caller Demand it.

1:13:38 Adam Call her now. Do you have conference calling?

1:13:41 Drew Oh you want us to talk to her?

1:13:42 Adam Yeah we should talk to her. What's her name?

1:13:45 Drew Her name is Danielle.

1:13:45 Adam You know what can we get the guy to get her number off the air and we'll call her? Can he do that? We'll set this up for you Jake. What's her name?

1:13:53 Drew Danielle.

1:13:53 Adam Danielle. Okay we'll get her number and then we'll get back to that.

1:13:57 Drew Why does this scare me? Lisa 32.

1:13:59 Howie Mandel Yes, good evening Drew. Gosh with Adam gone you are especially loquacious and almost downright feisty.

1:14:04 Howie Mandel Oh how delightful.

1:14:06 Howie Mandel It's very refreshing.

1:14:07 Adam It's nice when a woman is sitting alone with a thesaurus.

1:14:10 Howie Mandel I love it.

1:14:11 Howie Mandel Yeah, I just do have so much time on my hands. I'm calling because I got forced about 18 months ago and right now I'm in an outpatient recovery group. I'm court ordered as a result of a DUI and there's somebody I really, really want to go out with.

1:14:27 Drew Don't do it. Do not do it.

1:14:29 Howie Mandel I didn't know if that was kosher or not.

1:14:30 Drew It's not kosher.

1:14:32 Adam Oh somebody in the recovery group?

1:14:33 Drew Now this is a what? Just a couple of times a week group?

1:14:36 Howie Mandel Once a week.

1:14:37 Drew Once a week group. Are you going to meetings the rest of the week?

1:14:40 Howie Mandel I go meetings twice a week. I do have a sponsor and I have 90 days sobriety as of May 6th.

1:14:45 Drew And what does your sponsor say about you starting a new relationship 90 days in the sobriety?

1:14:50 Howie Mandel Well I haven't really talked to my sponsor about it. It seems like my sponsor everything's a no and it's just like, oh sponsors are so frustrating. Sponsors are so frustrating but I know I need her.

1:15:01 Drew You need that and I guarantee you this will be a loud and clear no for multiple reasons. It's not good when two addicts in early recovery are together that is a total disaster. It guarantees relapse and there's a reason that people tell you not to get in relationships in the first year of recovery. You're going to be changing a lot in that 12 months and a relationship keeps you sort of locked into who you are when the relationship starts. That person needs you to be the person you were that they got attracted to and they sort of understood they were getting involved with and you need to change. You need to make a lot of change over this period of time and.

1:15:33 Adam Totally good news is you got nine months to go.

1:15:35 Drew And it's very unhealthy to pick people out of your group of available fellow.

1:15:41 Adam But the good news is Jake's not doing anything.

1:15:45 Howie Mandel Oh.

1:15:46 Adam You can ask him out.

1:15:48 Drew Oh.

1:15:49 Howie Mandel Well it's just so lonely like I said I was forced 18 months.

1:15:52 Drew I know. Listen there's a lot of fish in the sea. Increase your connection with silver piers, really spend more time with them.

1:15:58 Adam There's men out there who want to give you pants and flowers and sandwiches.

1:16:01 Drew And be aware that you're probably looking for an escape right now. You're looking for a life preserver. That's what people want in this stage of recovery.

1:16:10 Howie Mandel It's frustrating you know though I've been sober. Life doesn't improve immediately.

1:16:15 Drew No it doesn't. In fact there can be all kinds of unpleasant things you have to go through. But get through it and there's a lot more good things ahead.

1:16:21 Howie Mandel Thank you so much.

1:16:22 Drew Good luck. All right should we debrief Jake first? Should we put them on together? What do you want to do?

1:16:27 Adam Oh you can put them on together? Yeah put Jake on so he can hear how it's done.

1:16:32 Drew Okay now Jake here we go. Are you ready? Do we have your permission to do this? Yeah. It kind of scares me.

1:16:38 Caller Why does it scare you?

1:16:40 Adam This is what Loveline is about.

1:16:42 Drew I don't want to screw this up for him.

1:16:43 Adam I wouldn't screw it up for him.

1:16:44 Drew All right.

1:16:44 Adam Is she on the air?

1:16:45 Drew This is his tomorrow night date, Danielle. Maybe.

1:16:48 Adam Danielle.

1:16:50 Howie Mandel Hello.

1:16:50 Adam Hi it's Howie Mandel and Dr. Drew here. Hello.

1:16:55 Howie Mandel Hello.

1:16:56 Adam And you're on Loveline with us. That's cool right?

1:16:59 Howie Mandel Yeah that's cool. What channel are you guys on?

1:17:01 Drew Where are you called? Where are you?

1:17:03 Howie Mandel I'm in Phoenix, Arizona.

1:17:06 Howie Mandel Help.

1:17:08 Drew Jake, what channel are we on there?

1:17:08 Caller We'll get that to you.

1:17:10 Howie Mandel KUPD 98 or 97.9.

1:17:12 Drew 97.9.

1:17:13 Adam There you go. Now Jake has been really talking you up. He's known you for a couple of years, right? You've known each other?

1:17:21 Drew Danielle.

1:17:21 Adam Danielle? Yes.

1:17:22 Drew Yeah. She's quite a talker.

1:17:24 Adam She really is.

1:17:24 Drew Yeah.

1:17:24 Adam Well, now I can see why he's been taking long. And you know his feelings. You know how Jake feels about you?

1:17:31 Howie Mandel Um, no.

1:17:32 Adam You have no idea?

1:17:33 Howie Mandel I've never really discussed it with her.

1:17:34 Adam Well, I think this is the time. I think the fact that I'm here, this is the time. He has feelings for you, Danielle.

1:17:39 Drew Well, he has interest.

1:17:40 Adam Interest. You know that?

1:17:42 Howie Mandel No, I didn't.

1:17:43 Adam Okay. Well, apparently tonight you've had a conversation with him, have you not?

1:17:46 Howie Mandel Yes.

1:17:47 Adam And what did you discuss?

1:17:49 Howie Mandel Um, work.

1:17:51 Caller Work.

1:17:52 Adam Tomorrow night did not come up?

1:17:53 Caller I didn't say anything to her about it.

1:17:54 Howie Mandel I mean...

1:17:55 Adam No, no, no, no, no. Not about your feelings, but didn't you...

1:17:57 Howie Mandel No, no, no, not that. About the...

1:17:58 Adam Tomorrow night.

1:17:59 Howie Mandel Tomorrow night. What are our plans? I didn't bring any of that up.

1:18:02 Adam No, you said, Jake... Hang on a second there, Danielle. Jake, did you not say that she said it sounds good?

1:18:10 Howie Mandel Well, I mean, I was talking to her and I was going to call her up again the night.

1:18:13 Adam No, no, no, no, no, no. I asked you what you said and you said, and I said, what did she say? And you said, it sounds good.

1:18:19 Drew In reference to getting together tomorrow night.

1:18:21 Adam Dinner, a movie. She said, it sounds good. That's what you said.

1:18:24 Drew We all heard that, Jake. We all heard that.

1:18:26 Howie Mandel Well, that's, I didn't...

1:18:27 Drew Well, let's, let's...

1:18:29 Adam Okay, all right, I don't want to...

1:18:30 Drew Jake, let's let Jake do it now.

1:18:30 Adam Jake, Danielle's on the phone.

1:18:33 Howie Mandel Go ahead.

1:18:34 Adam She hears you.

1:18:34 Howie Mandel I know.

1:18:35 Howie Mandel Go ahead.

1:18:36 Howie Mandel Danielle?

1:18:37 Howie Mandel Yes?

1:18:38 Howie Mandel I just want to know if you want to do something tomorrow night. Like maybe go to a movie or dinner or something.

1:18:43 Howie Mandel I can't tomorrow night. I already had plans.

1:18:46 Drew Hey, wait, wait, wait. Wait, Danielle, wait, wait.

1:18:48 Adam Wait, can I just say something? Jake, I don't want you to be, I don't want you to be, how do you feel right now?

1:18:53 Howie Mandel How do I feel right now?

1:18:54 Adam Yeah.

1:18:55 Howie Mandel Nervous doing this on national radio?

1:18:56 Adam Well, first of all, don't feel nervous. It's your problem. This is, Jake, this is your fault because you waited. You don't wait. You were going to wait until tomorrow night. It's Thursday night. No woman in her right mind doesn't have plans tomorrow night already. So this is not your fault. But in the future, Danielle.

1:19:11 Drew No, wait a minute, wait a minute. I got to talk to Danielle for a second. Okay, Jake, hang on one second. I'm putting you on hold. Danielle, this group, do you want to have a date with him? Or do you have a boyfriend or something?

1:19:21 Howie Mandel I don't, but I'm not, I'm not like.

1:19:24 Drew You're not available?

1:19:25 Howie Mandel I'm on a date right now. It's not that I'm not available. I just, I don't want to put myself in that situation. I've already dated before and I just, really right now I'm in the Air Force and I'm working on my career right now.

1:19:37 Drew How old are you? How old are you?

1:19:38 Howie Mandel I'm 20.

1:19:39 Adam Wait, can I ask you something? I never understand when a woman says I got a career and I don't wanna.

1:19:43 Drew Men have careers too and they keep dating.

1:19:46 Adam What is dating? Dating is not a relationship. Dating is dinner. You're not putting dinners aside. Food is still part of the plan, right?

1:19:54 Howie Mandel I know what you mean. I know what you mean by that. It's just like I don't want to like get, I don't know how to explain it. I just like dating.

1:20:03 Howie Mandel Do you eat dinner?

1:20:04 Howie Mandel I eat dinner.

1:20:05 Adam Yeah. Do you see movies?

1:20:07 Howie Mandel Of course I do.

1:20:08 Adam You like eating dinner and seeing movies by yourself? No. Would it bother you if Jake was sitting beside you while you were eating or watching a movie? It would bother you?

1:20:17 Howie Mandel It wouldn't bother me.

1:20:18 Adam Okay. What are you doing Saturday?

1:20:21 Howie Mandel See, I just don't want him to get the wrong impression.

1:20:23 Adam He's not going to get the wrong impression.

1:20:24 Drew You're clear enough.

1:20:25 Adam You're clear enough. What are you doing Saturday?

1:20:28 Howie Mandel See, I work in the morning.

1:20:29 Howie Mandel What are you doing Saturday?

1:20:31 Drew Afternoon. Afternoon.

1:20:32 Howie Mandel I'm going to a party.

1:20:33 Drew Afternoon.

1:20:34 Howie Mandel Saturday afternoon, I'm working.

1:20:36 Adam What are you doing in the evening?

1:20:38 Drew Daniel, what happened to you? Did you have a bad breakup like a year ago or something?

1:20:42 Howie Mandel Two years ago.

1:20:43 Drew Two years ago. You're still shut down from that.

1:20:45 Adam Jake seems like a nice, sensitive guy.

1:20:48 Drew Not really shut down. I'm beginning to think you're a lesbian.

1:20:51 Caller I'm not.

1:20:52 Drew You're gay.

1:20:54 Caller I am not gay.

1:20:55 Adam She's in the military. She can't tell us.

1:20:57 Caller I am not.

1:20:58 Drew Don't ask.

1:20:59 Caller Right.

1:21:00 Caller Oh, my goodness.

1:21:01 Howie Mandel I'm not gay. I swear. I like guys.

1:21:04 Drew But Jake, really, we're smitten with Jake.

1:21:07 Adam And Jake, I think, is very shy and standoffish. And all he wants to do, and it's taken him two years. And he didn't even ask. I did. It's taken two years for me to ask you to eat dinner with Jake and see a movie with Jake. And what is so terrible about that? I think you should.

1:21:21 Drew Sunday afternoon.

1:21:22 Adam Go see. You know what? You know what to do? Go to Chuck E. Cheese and then go see Shrek.

1:21:27 Drew That is, that is. How non-threatening can you get?

1:21:30 Adam That's what I'm saying.

1:21:31 Drew Okay, Danielle, Sunday afternoon.

1:21:33 Adam I can't. I have to work. Monday.

1:21:36 Drew Sunday night.

1:21:36 Adam I'm going to tell you. It's been two years. I can't. We can't hold off anymore. And it's not a date.

1:21:41 Drew I'm going to explode. You have to date me. I'll be hurrying.

1:21:43 Adam One dinner this week. Give us a night right now.

1:21:46 Howie Mandel I can't give you a night.

1:21:47 Adam One meal.

1:21:48 Howie Mandel I have so many plans.

1:21:49 Caller Breakfast. Brunch. Coffee.

1:21:53 Drew Coffee. Go out for coffee.

1:21:54 Howie Mandel I could say maybe Tuesday, but.

1:21:56 Howie Mandel Maybe Tuesday.

1:21:58 Howie Mandel OK.

1:21:58 Adam You're going to get him on?

1:21:59 Drew OK. I'm getting him on. Tuesday. Coffee, right?

1:22:02 Adam Tuesday. Just a coffee. Is that terrible?

1:22:05 Drew Isn't that what we're doing? We're doing the grappling for Jake. Is that nice?

1:22:07 Adam And after you told him to have balls, you got to get some balls. And we've turned into please Tuesday. Can you just have a coffee with him Tuesday?

1:22:16 Drew OK, Jake.

1:22:16 Adam See how it's done, Jake?

1:22:17 Howie Mandel You see how it's done?

1:22:18 Adam See how men handle it?

1:22:20 Caller I got to work Tuesday.

1:22:23 Howie Mandel I got to work in the evening.

1:22:25 Adam Oh, in the evening? No, it's coffee during the day. Oh, now Jake's playing hard to get, Danielle. How does that make you feel? How does that make you feel?

1:22:34 Howie Mandel What do you mean, how does it make me feel?

1:22:36 Adam Jake's playing hard to get. Jake, you're going to have a coffee with her this week. You're going to have a coffee this week? Me? Yeah. Jake, can you just?

1:22:46 Drew No. I heard that. I heard through the subtext there. Jake, you got to call her and ask her. Okay? When we're done with this phone conversation, we're done breaking Danielle. Hang up and you call her and you ask her. You know Tuesday is a maybe.

1:22:59 Howie Mandel It doesn't have to call me and ask me tonight. It's just I have to see what I'm doing Tuesday.

1:23:04 Adam What are you wearing Danielle?

1:23:06 Howie Mandel What am I wearing? Oh my goodness.

1:23:08 Adam This is Howie.

1:23:08 Howie Mandel I'm wearing my angel shorts and a white tank top.

1:23:14 Drew Angel baseball?

1:23:16 Howie Mandel No. It says angel on it. Really?

1:23:20 Adam Anything underneath?

1:23:22 Drew No, Howie. Again, your wife is just bursting with pride.

1:23:26 Adam I've got three guys, one guy gets a hard on every time he craps. I've had nothing tonight. The reason I wanted to do this is because I got a chance to talk dirty. I've had three and one guy who knows how to take care of women. What are you wearing, Danielle?

1:23:42 Caller That's exactly what I'm wearing.

1:23:44 Adam Underneath, I said. What are you wearing underneath?

1:23:46 Howie Mandel No comment.

1:23:47 Adam That's nothing. You're naked, right? Underneath. Just a tank top and little shorts, little angel shorts, and a little t-shirt. Didn't that sound nice, Jake?

1:23:56 Caller This conversation can serve no purpose anymore.

1:24:00 Drew Goodbye. He's giving us a hand. We have to go to break.

1:24:03 Adam I know.

1:24:03 Drew Jake? Yes. Danielle, he's going to call you when we put these. You take his call, okay?

1:24:08 Adam Call right now.

1:24:09 Drew He seems like a great guy.

1:24:10 Howie Mandel Well, she's hot.

1:24:11 Adam I think she's on fire, Jake.

1:24:12 Drew Howie's really turned her on here.

1:24:14 Howie Mandel I have a way with the ladies.

1:24:16 Drew Jake what? Yeah.

1:24:17 Howie Mandel I just want to say I like your show.

1:24:18 Howie Mandel I listen to it every night when I'm working. I just want to say you guys are doing a great job.

1:24:21 Drew Well, we hope that. I really hope to help you guys out. You know what? You know what? I want you to get Jake's phone number and we're going to follow up on this next week. I have his phone number. No, no, no. We're going to get his phone number. We're going to follow up on you.

1:24:31 Adam We want to hear how the coffee went.

1:24:32 Drew Yeah, Danielle, we're going to follow up on you. Jake, it's going to be a tough one. She's going to be a tough one.

1:24:38 Howie Mandel Yeah, I know.

1:24:38 Drew You sure you want to spend your energy there?

1:24:41 Howie Mandel Yeah, I guess.

1:24:42 Drew All right.

1:24:42 Adam This is two years in the planning.

1:24:43 Drew All right. Good luck. We'll call you next week. You stay on the phone line. We're going to get your phone number, OK?

1:24:47 Howie Mandel OK, thanks. All right. Bye-bye.

1:24:49 Drew Oh, triumph. Triumphant.

1:24:51 Howie Mandel Yeah.

1:24:52 Adam We did good.

1:24:53 Drew I don't know. It's lovely. Howie Mandel here creating something.

1:24:57 Adam Nothing. We created nothing. Nothing was created.

1:25:00 Drew 1-800-LOVE-191 is the number and we'll be right back.

1:25:06 Caller Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready.

1:25:38 Drew Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Dr. Drew. Howie Mandel here. Adam Corolla is not here. And Howie Mandel is Cupid. He's playing Cupid tonight.

1:25:45 Adam Yeah, I brought two people apart.

1:25:47 Drew Yeah.

1:25:48 Adam There was a chance they might have gotten together. And you pushed them apart.

1:25:53 Drew And Alex, in fact, I think Danielle is going to come straight for the building here. She works for the Air Force. The Air Force woman. Alex, we have other callers up here now who want to be set up. They want people to ask. You know, you started deluge, but we're going to not go to those immediately. Let's go to Elizabeth, who is 20. Elizabeth, what's going on?

1:26:11 Caller Hi guys, how are you doing?

1:26:12 Adam We're doing great.

1:26:13 Caller I had a question. I kind of need some general advice. I was seeing this woman for about nine months and she was in a really bad car accident. Her family did not know that she was gay whatsoever. And now that everything is said and done, and she's in recovery living with her mom, she's wanting me to see her. But I was told prior that if I was to go see her, that they'd put a restraining order against me or something.

1:26:47 Adam Well, who told them that she was gay?

1:26:50 Caller It kind of came out. It wasn't too hard to figure out.

1:26:54 Drew Because of the way you were behaving around her?

1:26:56 Caller Yes, exactly.

1:26:58 Drew And I don't understand this. And your girlfriend is allowing them to sort of control her? Or is she in such a condition that she can't assert herself?

1:27:07 Caller See, she was in a coma for six weeks. And she got evaluated while she was in a coma. So she needed a power of attorney. And the family made that her sister, who happens to not be the nicest person you'd want to run across.

1:27:23 Adam Well, what's the prognosis? Is she going to recover?

1:27:26 Caller Well, she's out of the coma now. She was out of the coma January 22nd. And she's relearning how to walk, I guess.

1:27:37 Drew She's not going to be normal, Elizabeth. She's a very, very different person.

1:27:40 Caller She's not going to be the same person that I knew.

1:27:42 Drew No, very different, very different.

1:27:46 Adam Is she asking for you?

1:27:48 Caller Now she is. She did to certain people when she woke up out of her coma, but never to her family.

1:27:56 Drew What is your plan? What can we do to help?

1:27:58 Caller Well, I just kind of wanted to know what you thought because now she's called me maybe once or twice since she's been at her mother's house. And she wants me to come and see her, but I went through absolute hell when this whole thing happened and I told myself that that was it, that I was washing my hands of it, that I couldn't do anymore because she wouldn't say anything, she wouldn't come out, she wouldn't...

1:28:23 Drew All right, what's happening now?

1:28:24 Caller Well, now she wants me to come around, but her family...

1:28:27 Drew Has she come out to her family?

1:28:29 Caller She told me that she came out to her sister.

1:28:31 Drew And her sister is going to allow you to come around?

1:28:33 Caller I don't know. I don't know.

1:28:35 Adam Well, you know what, this woman, the other girl, has more problems than just coming out. I mean, she's been through an accident, she's going to have trouble just regaining her life. I think it's kind of... I mean, I understand that you have a problem, but she has to recover. I think first and foremost, this person has to recover.

1:28:52 Caller Exactly. And I completely agree. And I also think that she says that she's depressed now because before she was in the coma, she was with me, and now she wakes up out of the coma and I'm not with her. But it was not my doings. It was not my choice at all.

1:29:07 Drew I think you're... Elizabeth, I don't know how to help you understand this. And nor do I know exactly what's going on with your girlfriend, but it's... you can't assume she's processing on the same level you are. That her brain function is going to be different for quite some time, her memories are going to be altered, her moods are going to be severely disturbed. Things she says she may not remember from one moment to the next may have nothing to do with reality.

1:29:30 Caller Right.

1:29:31 Drew So, you know, you've got to accept that. You have to support her in recovery. You have to try to be a part of her life as much as possible, if that's what she wants. But, boy, you know, if you start rationalizing, which is what you're doing, that's not where her head is functioning right now.

1:29:49 Caller Right. See, because I don't know if it would be easier for me to just tell her, I'm sorry, I can't see you for about, I don't know, two to five years, or if I just say, you know what, screw it, I'm going to come visit you whether you're...

1:30:01 Adam Well, you have a restraining order.

1:30:04 Caller Well, I don't have any criminal records yet.

1:30:07 Adam No, no, they've put a restraining order on you.

1:30:09 Caller They would. They told me if I came within ten feet of her that they would do that.

1:30:13 Drew Well, if your girlfriend is able to assert herself to her family and she really wants you around, how about meeting somewhere else if she is able to get out of the house at all? Or go and visit her. And if the family won't let you in, well, then you have your answer. You're going to have to wait until she's able to be independent on her own. Okay.

1:30:30 Adam I think I've helped you tremendously.

1:30:34 Caller I really appreciate that, Howie.

1:30:36 Drew You're great.

1:30:36 Adam Well, that's what I'm here for.

1:30:37 Drew All right, Elizabeth. Good luck.

1:30:38 Adam Thank you.

1:30:39 Drew Thank you.

1:30:39 Howie Mandel Okay. Bye-bye.

1:30:41 Drew Yeah, I think you did too, Howie. I did. Leanna, 15.

1:30:44 Caller Hi. I just was, okay, I'm 15, and there's this guy that I like, and he's like, 18. Yeah.

1:30:52 Adam Illegal. Illegal.

1:30:54 Drew In most states. I think it would be in Texas, too.

1:30:57 Caller That's what I was wondering.

1:30:58 Drew Yeah. I don't have the, hang on a second. Keep talking. Illegal.

1:31:02 Adam Okay. Well, he looks up to law. You're 15, right? You're 15. He's 18.

1:31:08 Caller Yeah.

1:31:09 Adam He's an adult. You're not.

1:31:12 Caller But it's like, he's not even like my boyfriend. We're just like.

1:31:15 Adam And I'm not your dad.

1:31:16 Drew No.

1:31:17 Adam The answer is no.

1:31:18 Drew Yeah. In Howie's world, it's no.

1:31:20 Adam And really, that's all that matters.

1:31:21 Drew Oh, they're getting it for me. Do they get it?

1:31:24 Adam They're looking it up. We're going to get the law. We have, they have a little pamphlet here that tells you whether you can.

1:31:28 Drew In which state. Yeah. Some states is 12. No, for Christ's sake. No, it's not.

1:31:31 Howie Mandel Yes, it is.

1:31:32 Drew What state is that?

1:31:33 Adam Well, you shouldn't give it to your listeners because you're going to have an influx of people moving to that state.

1:31:38 Drew Vinny 24. We got one minute, Vinny. What's up? 17. Hang on a second, Vinny. It's 17 in Texas. So yes, it's not legal.

1:31:48 Adam It's not legal.

1:31:48 Drew No.

1:31:49 Adam No. So I was right. Go ahead, Vinny.

1:31:53 Howie Mandel Hello?

1:31:53 Adam You got less than a minute. Did you just call to say hello?

1:31:56 Howie Mandel No, I didn't.

1:31:56 Caller Who am I talking to?

1:31:57 Adam You're talking to Howie.

1:31:59 Caller Hey, Howie.

1:31:59 Caller How you doing?

1:32:00 Adam That's what you called about?

1:32:01 Caller No, I didn't.

1:32:02 Adam Now you got 30 seconds, Vinny.

1:32:03 Caller All right.

1:32:04 Caller 30 seconds. Howie, if I want to find the most respectable woman, where would I go? You're a respectable man, so tell me.

1:32:10 Drew Respectable.

1:32:11 Adam Is he saying respectable?

1:32:12 Drew I hope so.

1:32:13 Adam He's left out a whole consonant there. Hasn't he? Where do you find respectable women?

1:32:17 Drew That's the question. In 10 seconds.

1:32:21 Adam I don't know. I don't know. You know what? We'll have the producer look it up.

1:32:26 Drew Razor Magazine.

1:32:27 Adam Razor Magazine, the most respectable women in the world. That's at razormagazine.com.

1:32:32 Drew There you go. And this is Loveline. We'll be right back.

1:32:34 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:33:12 Drew Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Dr. Drew. Howie, thank you very much for joining me tonight. Howie Mandel, everybody.

1:33:17 Adam My pleasure. Hey, hey, sit down. Sit down. That's not necessary.

1:33:21 Drew He brought in the Razor magazine.

1:33:24 Adam Yeah. It came with pizza and soft drinks.

1:33:26 Drew Yeah, it was good. And that's available on newsstands if you search.

1:33:29 Adam Or check out www.razor.com.

1:33:33 Drew It really does look like a cool magazine.

1:33:34 Adam It is. It's kind of like a Maxim thing.

1:33:36 Drew I do.

1:33:37 Adam I read it and I like it and write on it.

1:33:40 Drew And Adam will be back on Sunday. We'll be reunited in our glory.

1:33:44 Adam I don't like you.

1:33:45 Drew It's been. Was that Adam or me?

1:33:47 Adam No, that's me.

1:33:47 Drew That was you?

1:33:48 Adam That was me with that girl that I didn't like. Oh, yeah.

1:33:50 Drew The hot girl you didn't like. That's right. And okay. But I really appreciate you coming out here. I know it's a schlep. I want to thank your wife. I want to thank your family. I know Terry.

1:33:58 Adam They want to thank you. My wife's name is Terry.

1:34:00 Drew Terry. I know now she's bursting with pride after your performance tonight. She's very proud.

1:34:04 Adam And she's just proud that I'm not there.

1:34:07 Drew That's relief. That's not pride. Just relief. But again, I'm Dr. Drew and Adam will be back on Sunday.

1:34:12 Adam I'm going to go home, take a dump, get a hard on.

1:34:14 Drew And with that, I'll say mahalo.

1:34:17 Caller My girl is a brat from me nowhere.

1:34:20 Caller She knows she's...

1:34:22 Caller She's unacceptable.

1:34:24 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or the station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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