Episode 1000754886946

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:12 Voiceover Oh, hell, it's Coast to Coast. I'm going down the tubes in one gigantic flush.

1:15 Stryker You nervous?

1:16 Adam No, I'm good. All right, I've been taking these speed pills. I'm feeling good. All right, I'm Stryker in for Adam Corolla once again along with Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist.

1:29 Stryker Does Stryker appreciate that you showed up for the show at all? I mean, you had at least 20 seconds leeway here.

1:35 Adam You know, I'm doing my other show. I got to get here. I'm doing all sorts of things. All right, David.

1:39 Drew Yes, sir.

1:40 Adam David Lascher.

1:41 Drew Yeah, it's me.

1:41 Adam How are you, man?

1:42 Drew I'm good. Good.

1:43 Adam You kind of looked at me like a deer in headlights when I walked in here going, who the hell is this buffoon?

1:47 Drew I thought Adam Corolla was walking in and then come Strikers, so.

1:49 Adam Much more handsome, huh?

1:51 Drew That's why I was blown away. That was the reaction.

1:54 Adam So what TV show are you on?

1:56 Drew I'm on Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

1:57 Adam All right, I saw, oh Jesus, what's the girl's name, the blonde?

2:01 Drew Melissa Hart.

2:01 Adam I saw her at, this is going to sound so LA, but I saw her at Spago on Mother's Day.

2:07 Drew Really?

2:08 Adam Yeah.

2:08 Stryker Did you go say hi, Strikers?

2:10 Drew No.

2:11 Adam Of course not.

2:11 Stryker You're gay.

2:13 Drew It was a big table of blonde girls, right?

2:15 Adam There was her and a couple of other blondes, and there are a couple of guys there as well. If she's listening, I don't think she was wearing underwear because she was sitting up.

2:26 Stryker Hold on.

2:26 Adam Now, you want to know or not?

2:28 Drew She actually told me that she saw you at Spago, and you weren't wearing underwear.

2:32 Adam Well, I wasn't, and I never do.

2:33 Drew That's why chicks sit.

2:34 Adam So she sat up a little bit, and I think there was a little plumber's crack there.

2:38 Drew Oh my God.

2:39 Adam She's going to kill, what, Dr. Drew?

2:42 Stryker I don't wear their pants kind of low these days.

2:44 Adam Yeah, they do.

2:44 Drew I've never seen a plumber that looked like that, but you got very lucky.

2:48 Adam She can come to my house and I'll be the plumber.

2:50 Drew Okay.

2:50 Adam All right, so you're on Sabrina, and it's on what show? The WB.

2:54 Drew On the WB, the season finale is this week, Friday night at 8 o'clock.

2:58 Adam And this show has been on the air for like 10 years, it seems like.

3:01 Drew It's, we did our fifth year, actually I did my second year. They did their fifth year.

3:05 Adam Okay.

3:06 Drew But we switched from ABC to the WB, so it's sort of like, we're our first year.

3:09 Adam Right, I remember that, but you guys have a really strong following for your show and since you've been on for two years, how is it for you? Do you love it?

3:17 Drew Yeah, I mean, Melissa and I have been friends for years.

3:21 Adam And so that's how you get on the show.

3:23 Drew Exactly. And the whole cast is really good friends. It's been a great experience and kids love the show.

3:30 Adam Definitely.

3:31 Drew I can't go to Chuck E. Cheese, I just get bombarded.

3:35 Adam I went to a surprise birthday party, the one in the valley, the Chuck E. Cheese for my friend Evan. It's the best place to have a birthday party. We should go there sometime. Have some pie.

3:44 Drew Playing the balls.

3:44 Adam Yeah, we'll show our plumbers crack when we're there. So David is here from the show Sabrina The Teenage Witch. What's your character name in case people that watch the show are like who the hell is this?

3:53 Drew I play Josh, her boss at the coffee shops and also sexual interest I guess.

4:01 Adam Very nice. There's that little tension going on.

4:02 Drew Because this is Loveline, I figured I should say that.

4:04 Adam You can say sex anytime.

4:05 Drew Sex.

4:06 Adam Alright, you ready to talk to everyone?

4:07 Drew She's doing the vagina monologues. Can I say vagina?

4:09 Adam Yes, you can. Wow, I love it. Really? I thought it was the butt crack monologues. Alright, 1-800-LOVE-191 is the phone number. And hey, by the way, pipe in anytime. Like a lot of times I hear guests and sometimes they sit there, but just start talking whenever you want to.

4:21 Drew Alright, I'll tear into them.

4:22 Adam Okay, good.

4:23 Alicia?

4:25 Yes.

4:25 Adam Hi, you're 22 on Loveline. What's up?

4:27 Oh, I just wanted to ask Dr. Drew, Adam and him think that it's okay that guys like to masturbate 14 times a day.

4:37 There's nothing wrong with it.

4:38 Good times.

4:39 But when a woman called excessively masturbates, they think there's something wrong with her. She's been abused. She's an alcoholic. And I don't see that in all cases.

4:48 Adam Well, I was excited.

4:49 Stryker Now I'm just well, either you have some issues down this on this area or you're not listening because that simply isn't the reality. I accuse Adam, frankly, of having been somehow sexually abused by because of his masturbatory terror that he goes on every day. And that he quasi cops, maybe there haven't been some abuse. No, it is the fact that when people, children are sexually abused, it sets off a trajectory. And that trajectory is either to complete sexual shutdown or sexual compulsivity. And if you have the biology of addiction going at the same time, if you have the genetic predisposition for addiction, then you become a sex addict. That's the recipe for sex addiction is biology of addiction plus sexual abuse in childhood equals sex addict.

5:32 Drew But we absolutely love masturbating women.

5:35 Oh yes we do.

5:36 And we love to masturbate.

5:38 Stryker Are you from Ohio? Did you hear a call? We had a caller last night, a striker I talked to, who had masturbated five times a night. Remember this? Right, the girl. And she was completely normal.

5:45 Adam So she said, but there were still some...

5:47 Stryker No, we were digging and digging, there was nothing there.

5:49 Adam Oh yeah, we told her, good job, keep it up, a man will be happy with you. Yeah, I remember, from San Francisco.

5:55 Well, I mean, I don't masturbate five times a day, but I do, you know, in the morning, a couple of times at night, a couple of times, have sex with my boyfriend, and I'm on depo, and it's supposed to lower your libido.

6:05 Drew You know what, good for you for admitting it, because every girl I've ever asked about it has said, has denied that they do it.

6:12 Stryker No, no, it's very different. Most of them under 20 don't. Most of them under 20 don't.

6:16 Drew Really?

6:16 Stryker And most of them in their 18, 22 year old finally figure out how to have an orgasm but still will not have orgasm in their intercourse.

6:22 Why do you think most women under 20 don't because they don't know themselves well enough?

6:27 Stryker Their biology is so profoundly different.

6:29 Drew But here's 14 year old guys are in the bathroom all day.

6:32 Stryker Well, you know guys, listen, this is how different it is. I was at a college lecture and this woman gets up and goes, how come women can't talk about masturbation like Alicia? And I thought, well first of all, look, you're in a room with 2,000 people, you're talking about masturbation. OK, everything's cool. Secondly, you know, as a parent, when you have a 14-year-old male, you're like rolling up newspapers and hitting them and you're giving them explicit direction not to do it so much, not to do it at the funerals, not to do it at the weddings, and you can't make them stop, you can't make them even slow down.

6:59 Adam Stop doing it on your mother's fur coat.

7:00 Stryker The last thing you do is tell your daughter that she shouldn't do that. You don't tell her that. You tell her, OK, whatever, fine, fine, fine. But their biology is so different that it just doesn't connect the same way. It is an entirely different process for a woman.

7:13 Adam Here's what's crazy. When a boy is 14 and a girl is 14, the girl is like 18 and the boy is still 14, how come mentally then she isn't in it?

7:23 Stryker She is. She is actually a more evolved instrument. And she is actually, though, the 14-year-old boy is... No, no, no. The boy is like some tool that's just a hand crank. It's just a simple instrument. The woman is like some sort of computer.

7:39 Adam Sophisticated.

7:40 Stryker And they have to have their... Men, it's just a spinal reflex. Pure and simple. Women, cortex.

7:46 Adam Penile reflex.

7:47 Stryker The brain has got to be involved in the oxytocin releases. All this biology has to be activated. And they have to figure that out. And that usually requires some experience of intimacy for most of them. Not all women. Alicia may have been masturbating since she was four. That's Alicia.

8:01 Adam We can only God bless her.

8:03 Stryker That's the other thing about men. Men come in one flavor, one, you know, it's like vanilla. Women, it's 31 flavors.

8:08 Drew You sound like you kind of can scientifically break down how to seduce a woman. Figure out what those chemicals you're talking about.

8:16 Stryker No, no.

8:17 Adam They're all different. They're all different flavors, as he says.

8:19 Stryker And they're all looking for different things.

8:20 Adam Right.

8:20 That's the beauty.

8:21 Stryker Hey, Luke.

8:22 Adam What's up, man? You're 19 on Loveline.

8:24 Caller Thank you. About six months ago, I found out that my girlfriend was raped. And she's 18. Soon after I found out she was raped, she's away from me right now. So we talk on the phone, we exchange letters, so and so. And she started having these very violent fantasies.

8:40 Stryker Well, Luke, as you listen to this show, right?

8:42 Caller Yes.

8:43 Stryker So as you know, was this some sort of abduction and rape, or was this a date rape kind of thing?

8:48 Caller She was drugged and passed out.

8:50 Stryker Because in our experience, women that are raped around 18 usually have some antecedent victimization, right? What does that mean? Something happened to her before.

8:58 Drew All right.

8:58 Stryker When she was two.

8:58 Drew Aggressive, right?

9:00 Caller Not really. In this situation, she was with a guy and had foreplay with him when she didn't want to, but it was something that she never really spoke about or ever acted like it was a problem.

9:12 Stryker You're talking about this particular guy that raped her or some previous experience?

9:16 Caller Some previous experience.

9:17 Stryker So she has been sort of quasi-raped before?

9:21 Caller Well, it didn't even involve any sort of penetration.

9:25 Stryker I understand, but she was sexually manipulated. Manipulated.

9:28 Caller Yeah, in a way, yeah.

9:29 Stryker Yeah, and I would bet it even happened before that. You got to find it. Who is this girl to you?

9:34 Caller Who is this girl to me?

9:34 Stryker Yeah.

9:35 Caller She's my girlfriend. We've been dating for a year and a half.

9:38 Stryker Where does she live?

9:39 Caller Right now, she lives around here, but her family had a divorce. And so she's away from me with her grandma until things kind of simmer down.

9:45 Stryker How long has she been away?

9:47 Caller Two and a half months now.

9:48 Stryker And how often do you see her?

9:51 Caller How often do I see her? When she's here, I see her as often as possible.

9:54 Stryker How often do you actually see her?

9:57 Caller Three, four times a week, five times a week.

9:59 Stryker Right now you see her three or four times a week?

10:01 Caller No, right now she's gone, she's living with her.

10:03 Stryker When was the last time you saw her?

10:05 Caller Two and a half months ago.

10:07 Adam So you haven't seen her in two and a half months, but you used to see her that many times before.

10:10 Caller Oh yeah, before she moved away after the divorce.

10:12 Stryker What an 18, 19 year old separated for two and a half months is like...

10:15 Adam That's pretty much over.

10:16 Stryker Yeah, it's like a 26 year old shipping off to sea for three years.

10:19 Drew Before a girl lost her parents, her divorce and lost her boyfriend.

10:22 Stryker No, there's a lot more going on here than Luke even. Either Luke, you're willing to tell us or then you know.

10:27 Caller Okay, I mean...

10:28 Stryker There's a lot, Luke, there's a lot going on here, isn't there, with her? Okay. Am I right?

10:33 Caller No, I hear what you're saying. The real question is, are these, were these fantasies that she's having be a product of her rape or could these have developed outside of her being a rape victim?

10:45 Stryker These violent sex fantasies? I don't know, it's, you know, what I'm saying is, Luke, there's a whole lot more to this young lady than you are recognizing, whether you're telling me or you realize. And this is uncovering, this experience, this trauma is uncovering some old traumas and certainly some aggression and all kinds of conflicted feelings would be associated with that.

11:05 Adam Drew, don't you think something happened to her long before this so-called rape?

11:08 Stryker Long before, and this two and a half months when they've been apart, God knows what she's been doing.

11:13 Adam Right. All right. David Lascher is here from Sabrina The Teenage Witch, by the way.

11:17 Drew It just got all heavy.

11:18 Adam And you know what? I was, yeah, I got to lighten up. I was looking at you for a minute, not in that sort of way. Don't say you're gay, Dr. Drew.

11:23 Drew Stop it.

11:24 Adam No, and you were on Blossom for a while.

11:26 Drew Yes.

11:27 Adam Yes, that was it.

11:28 Drew Wow, it just came to you.

11:29 Adam It just came to me. Yeah, you did great on that show.

11:31 Stryker What's Mayim doing these days?

11:33 Drew Mayim is like a nuclear physicist.

11:35 Stryker That's what I figured she'd be. She was on this show several times back in those days.

11:39 Adam Really?

11:39 Stryker Yeah, and so was Six, what was her name?

11:41 Drew Who's on the phone?

11:42 Adam No, it was the drop that they just put in the back.

11:45 Stryker That was Blossom.

11:46 Adam Did you ever speak to Sexy Joey anymore?

11:49 Drew You know what? Actually, Joey and I ended up on VH1 The List on the same show a few weeks ago.

11:55 Adam Was he wearing sleeveless?

11:57 Drew No, he's grown up. He's a good kid.

11:59 Adam I'm not saying he's a bad kid. He just liked to wear sleeveless shirts all the way.

12:03 Drew Whoa, whoa.

12:05 Adam Justin.

12:06 Yeah.

12:06 Adam Yeah, you're 15 and you're on Loveline.

12:09 Caller Yeah. I was like to... I've been having some girl problems lately. And with this one girl, we just met a few months ago. And something was sort of serious. We started off and we used to do things and talk every night and everything. But we never really hooked up.

12:29 Adam So you never kissed her?

12:31 Caller No, like we didn't really like...

12:33 Stryker We didn't or you didn't sort of make your move?

12:35 Caller Neither of us.

12:37 Stryker No, no, no, no, no, no.

12:38 Adam You didn't make your move, right?

12:39 Caller No.

12:40 You pansy!

12:41 Drew You can't wait for her to make it.

12:43 Adam No way, not at that age.

12:45 Stryker Then she kind of drifted away. And she got interested in someone else.

12:50 Caller No, it's not really that. It's just like she is actually weird around me, doesn't call.

12:55 Stryker Well, it's over.

12:56 Adam Justin, I got bad news for you, man.

12:58 Stryker The interesting thing that happens with 15, 16 year old girls is that there is like a window of opportunity.

13:03 Adam The good news is, Justin, you're 15 and I'm sure there is more than that girl in your school and in Burbank, because I've been in Burbank and there's lots of girls there. The bad news is, unfortunately, I don't think you're going to get to make out with that girl.

13:13 Stryker Alright. What do you guys think about him making another assault?

13:16 Drew Yeah, I say keep trying. Go again.

13:18 Stryker How about just one big, you know, set up a date?

13:21 Drew You can break him down. You really can. Keep coming back. Keep coming back and they'll break down.

13:25 Adam I don't know if you keep going. I say you just go for one big one. And then if she says no, then just blow it up.

13:30 Stryker But they kind of got into that weird spot, you know, where she was expecting him to do something and he didn't. Now she's kind of angry.

13:36 Drew Yeah, now she thinks he's a wimp.

13:37 Stryker Yeah, and they're sort of weirder. But he'd really have to make a frontal assault. He'd have to date, really do it up for her.

13:44 Adam With the full frontal nudity.

13:45 Drew I bet you when the next girl's in that position, he'll make the move, though.

13:48 Adam Justin, have you ever kissed a girl?

13:50 Caller Yeah, yeah.

13:51 Drew Yes!

13:53 Adam You ever touch a bosom?

13:54 Caller Yes. Yes!

13:55 Drew All right. Bunchy Bunchy. Isn't it the best?

13:59 Adam All right, man, thanks for calling.

14:01 Caller No problem.

14:01 Adam Okay, go make the move.

14:02 Caller All right.

14:03 Stryker You guys, you're 15 too, you guys? I love you.

14:05 Adam No, but anytime you hear the word bosom, I just get excited. You ever see the movie Can't Buy Me Love?

14:11 Drew Yeah, I love that girl. It's the best. What happened to her?

14:13 I don't know.

14:15 Adam Baby, it's just red wine, some salt will get it off.

14:17 Stryker Striker, Striker, David, you guys are the same guy.

14:21 Drew We are?

14:21 Stryker Yeah, same guy.

14:23 Drew I haven't matured in 10 years.

14:25 Adam The reason I bring that up, remember when Ronald McDonald Miller is in the car with the girl, he's like 17 years, two months and five days, and I'm getting my first set of knockers.

14:34 Drew Right, Ronald, they call him Donald.

14:35 Adam Yeah, exactly. It's Ronald, he mows our lawn. Steve, you're 37 and you're on Loveline.

14:41 Caller Hi, my son's got one testicle that's like ten times bigger than the other one.

14:46 He just told me today.

14:47 Stryker How old is your son?

14:49 Caller He's 16.

14:50 Stryker And what period of time did that develop?

14:52 Caller About a month.

14:53 Stryker Have you seen this?

14:54 Caller Have I seen it?

14:55 Stryker Yeah.

14:56 Caller No, no I haven't.

14:57 I just took his word for it.

14:58 Caller I made an appointment at the Urologist tomorrow.

15:00 Stryker Great, excellent.

15:01 Caller And I just wonder if it could be something serious or?

15:04 Stryker It could be, it could be. I suspect he's exaggerating, I mean ten times. You're talking about something 30 inches across. Of a plum? Yeah, ten times would be a basketball.

15:16 Drew Probably a little fluid.

15:18 Stryker A plum is probably a cystaseal or some sort of hydrosil in there and they probably do simple matter but it is always important to get that kind of thing checked. Yeah, it can be cancer but even if it is a cancer, those cancers are highly curable.

15:29 Adam And if they find it early, you'll definitely be fine.

15:31 Stryker Highly curable, yeah.

15:32 Caller He said he gets a little pain when he lifts weights in school.

15:35 Stryker Oh, it could be, it's probably a hernia then.

15:36 Caller Yeah.

15:37 Stryker That's what a hernia is. Your bowel drops down into your scrotum.

15:41 Adam Is that what that is?

15:42 Drew Yeah. I had a hernia when I was like 11 or 12, but one of my balls didn't grow.

15:47 Adam So you're saying there's a grape knife down there and a melon or something?

15:51 Stryker Yeah, it's probably a hernia.

15:52 Drew Yeah, it was an easy operation.

15:53 Caller Oh, okay.

15:54 Stryker Yep. Take care.

15:55 Caller Thanks.

15:55 Stryker All right. Good luck, man.

15:56 Adam All right. 1-800-LOVE-191 is the number. I'll be Stryker with Dr. Drew and David Lascher from Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Friday is the season finale. And you don't have to say yay or nay, but hint any making out with you and Sabrina.

16:10 Drew That could be what we're alluding to.

16:13 We're hoping for it.

16:15 Adam Everyone's hoping.

16:16 Drew A little something, something.

16:17 Adam Okay.

16:18 Drew There is.

16:18 Adam Very good.

16:19 Stryker Boozum.

16:19 Adam Yeah. Sarah.

16:21 Stryker That was Adam West.

16:22 Adam Hi. Oh, really?

16:23 Stryker That was Adam West?

16:23 Caller Saying Boozum?

16:25 Adam That is Adam. You're 20 and you're on Loveline, Sarah.

16:26 Caller Okay.

16:27 Adam Like, two Saturdays ago for the first.

16:35 Caller I took ecstasy for the first time and then that following Thursday I was admitted to the hospital for epiglottitis.

16:41 Stryker What's that, Dr. Drew? Epiglottitis? Yeah. Which is an infection of the epiglottis, which is the little thing that flips over your air pipe basically when you swallow.

16:49 Caller And I was wondering-

16:49 Stryker Are you diabetic?

16:51 Caller Yeah.

16:51 Stryker You're diabetic?

16:52 Caller Yes.

16:52 Stryker All right. Well, diabetics get epiglottitis.

16:55 Caller So ecstasy could have like-

16:56 Ecstasy could have like-

16:57 Stryker No. Well, I'm actually going to run you down a little bit. And that, you know, were your sugars out of control after you took the ecstasy?

17:03 No, it really wasn't.

17:04 Stryker All right. But it's just diabetics get epiglottitis. And it's a serious thing for diabetics.

17:08 Caller Well, yeah, because I had to go to the hospital.

17:10 Stryker Yeah, it's a big deal. Ouch.

17:12 Drew Were you doing it again, huh?

17:14 Caller No, I'm not going to do it.

17:14 Adam Were you at the Coachella Music Festival doing ecstasy?

17:17 Caller No.

17:18 Okay.

17:19 Adam Why'd you do it?

17:20 Caller Because my friends thought it was really fun.

17:22 And I don't know.

17:24 Caller I've never really done anything like that before. I'm like, Oh, just, you know, do it. Do it. It's fun. So I took it.

17:29 Stryker Hey kiddo, you are a diabetic.

17:31 Drew That drug is dangerous.

17:32 Stryker You're brittle. You're brittle. You got to be very careful.

17:34 Drew They're like mixing it up in basements in Amsterdam. You know, you don't know what it is.

17:38 Adam You're making a ton of money. Be careful, Sarah, okay?

17:41 Stryker All right.

17:41 Thank you.

17:42 Adam Don't do everything your friends tell you.

17:43 Stryker I won't. Watch her sugar three times a day, okay?

17:46 What?

17:46 Stryker Three times a day sugars, yes? Yes.

17:48 Adam All right. Good luck on Halloween.

17:50 Thank you.

17:50 Adam All right. Bye. All right. Let's, yeah, she sounded cute. She was nice, but you can't be doing that. No, I'm married. No, no. Orion.

17:58 Yeah.

17:59 Adam All right. You're 18 on Loveline. What's up?

18:02 Caller Well, I've been wondering about a little something that I've been thinking about for a while. Well, me and my girlfriend, we just recently started having sex, and I've been wondering about a woman's G-spot.

18:15 Stryker Hang on a second. Is Orion, is that your name?

18:17 Caller Yeah.

18:18 Stryker Orion, hang on a second. Isn't it funny how guys, and women should pay attention to this too. He's been thinking about this for a long time. He's like in the lab with like diagrams, like mad, as if he's a mad scientist. When it comes to women bodies, young males are just totally just over the top preoccupied. Nothing to do with the person or the experience or the relationship, it's just they're going to work that physiology somehow.

18:37 Drew Thomas Brothers should put out a map.

18:39 Stryker It is some G-spot. Again, it's like they took the computer and they took out the insides, they're going to take it apart.

18:45 Adam There it is. That's not how women work, Ryan. Hold on, Dr. Drew, it's like that list you always talk about. They got this, this, he's completed everything. Now it's the G-spot.

18:54 Stryker No, no, that's Adam's list. Adam's list, and on that list is like anal sex and ear sex. This is different. This is the mad scientist at work. This is the male ego acting itself out. I realize that her biggest G-spot is in her brain. She just wants you to be present when you're having sex.

19:08 Drew Does the caller, do you think you're close? Anywhere near it, yeah.

19:15 Adam I know where it's at by the way.

19:16 Drew Right, I just want to see if he knows.

19:17 Caller I'm not, I'm like from what I've heard and like read. It's like, I don't know, I think you have like a quarter of an inch in, kind of hook your finger.

19:25 Stryker Yeah, that's it.

19:26 Adam You quoted me from last night.

19:28 Stryker However, it doesn't do much for most 18 year olds.

19:32 Caller Huh?

19:33 Stryker Doesn't do much for most 18 year olds. Okay.

19:35 Drew Go find a nice 32 year old.

19:37 Stryker You might get a response then.

19:39 Caller Yeah, but like, um, when you do find a thought, am I like supposed to like tap it, rub it, or what?

19:45 Drew Be gentle.

19:46 Adam Be very gentle and just don't keep doing it in that one spot because they will get so goddamn frustrated with you, they'll kick you out of the sec. And in the sec.

19:55 Stryker They just, yeah.

19:56 Drew You'll know when you find it. That's all I can say.

19:59 Adam God, we're talking like we're at Lost Sex and I get none.

20:02 Drew Oh, man. Geez. All right.

20:04 Adam Oh, Ryan, good luck, okay? All right. Just a little bit in, a little bit up, and it's a little rough spot.

20:08 Stryker And nothing will happen when you push there.

20:10 Drew You never know.

20:11 Stryker Most times. Most times.

20:12 Adam Dr. Drew, is it true if you push on the bottom of a woman's vagina, it becomes more moist automatically?

20:19 Stryker On the bottom?

20:20 Adam Like you just in, just barely and then down? If you just push it down like it's a button?

20:25 Stryker No, but I could see how things might sort of circulate more. Okay.

20:29 Adam All right. That's just something that I heard one time or another. Interesting. Yeah. David's here from Sabrina The Teenage Witch, by the way.

20:35 Stryker What the hell do you do during the day?

20:36 Adam Oh, I had a lot of fun today. It was good. Nikki.

20:39 Hi.

20:40 Adam You're 19 on Loveline.

20:42 Caller Yeah.

20:42 I was just calling to say hi to David.

20:44 Nikki.

20:46 Hey, how are you?

20:47 Drew I'm good. How are you doing?

20:48 Caller Pretty good. Thanks.

20:50 Were you on Hey Dude?

20:52 Drew Yes, I was.

20:53 You were.

20:54 Caller Okay. I used to watch that when I was about 12.

20:57 Drew Six years old.

20:58 Stryker Nice.

20:59 Adam How many years? Wait, how old are you?

21:01 Drew I'm 29.

21:03 Adam Me?

21:03 Stryker She's 19.

21:04 Adam I was asking her. Okay. So that was on a long time ago.

21:06 Drew That was about 10 years ago.

21:07 Adam Really?

21:07 Drew Good.

21:08 Adam Working a long time.

21:09 Drew Kids don't forget that stuff. Yeah.

21:10 I used to think you were really cute.

21:12 Adam What about now?

21:13 Caller You used to?

21:14 Yeah. I still think you're cute.

21:16 Drew Some people don't know that I'm like 10 years older than I was then.

21:19 Caller Exactly.

21:20 Drew I stand still on television.

21:22 Adam Yeah.

21:23 Drew Thanks, Nikki.

21:24 Caller I just wanted to say what's up.

21:26 Drew Thank you. That's sweet. I appreciate it.

21:28 Caller All right. Bye-bye.

21:29 Bye.

21:30 Adam Oh, man. So you've been doing TV a long time. I know.

21:33 Drew It kind of gives away my age.

21:35 Adam That's cool, though.

21:35 Drew But people really don't think that. They think that you're 17 forever if you're playing it.

21:40 Adam But it's not going to work. I got a question for you. I'm looking through the glass here, and there is a man wearing the same outfit you're wearing. And I know you're not gay. What's going on here?

21:49 Drew I'm in some sort of strange cult.

21:50 Adam You're on a softball team?

21:52 Drew Yeah. We're on a softball team.

21:53 All right.

21:54 Drew We just had our game, and some of my boys came. But I got to humiliate all of them and tell you that there's a 15-run rule.

22:01 Adam And you guys lost by that?

22:02 Drew If you're down by 15 runs at any given point, we'll call the game. Yeah, it was our third time.

22:07 Adam It was called. What league do you play in? Is it one of this famous person league?

22:12 Drew No, no, no. There's no famous people. All regular.

22:15 Adam Do you play at Rancho Park? Yeah, exactly.

22:17 Stryker Okay.

22:17 Adam I used to play there.

22:18 Drew On Motor.

22:19 Stryker Yeah.

22:19 Adam I was on a team called Westside. So, if you play them, don't kick their ass.

22:23 Drew No, they'd probably kill us.

22:25 Adam There you go. All right. Let's talk to Chris. You're 15 on Loveline, man.

22:29 Caller Hey, what's up? Yeah, I've been with my girlfriend for like three years now.

22:34 Adam Since you were 12?

22:35 Yeah, pretty much.

22:36 Caller I mean, it was on and off for a while because in between there, there was one time where she cheated on me with some guy.

22:41 Stryker Yeah, she had to move out, get a job.

22:43 Adam You were there before the hair, Chris.

22:45 Stryker All right, Chris, what's the deal?

22:46 Caller Yeah, so, well, we have sex now.

22:50 We've been having it for like a while now, but.

22:53 Stryker How long?

22:54 Caller Since, like I was 13.

22:56 Stryker She's the same age as you?

22:58 Caller Yeah, she's like one year older.

23:00 Stryker Fourteen. No, 16. Yeah, at the time she was 14 when they started everything. What's up with her?

23:06 Huh?

23:06 Stryker What's up with her?

23:08 Well, like we try to have sex.

23:10 Stryker No, no, no, no.

23:10 Well, we do.

23:11 Stryker No, wait a second. Was she from recently divorced family or something? Was she running away from something?

23:17 Caller No.

23:18 Stryker What's up? What's her home life like?

23:22 Uh, I don't know.

23:23 Caller It's kind of like she lives in Oroville and it's kind of like a redneck town, but like, I don't know.

23:28 Her home life is good.

23:29 Caller Her parents are divorced.

23:30 Stryker That's what I didn't just ask. When did her parents get divorced?

23:33 Caller A long time ago.

23:34 Stryker Long time ago. Was there, she have step dads or something in there?

23:36 Caller No. Her mom's gotten married, but like she doesn't consider him a step dad.

23:39 Caller She don't like him.

23:40 Stryker Are you worried? What's going on here, Drew, what are you getting at? This girl is retreating from her family to Chris, running away from something bad in her home life. And she's heard she doesn't like her step dad, so let's hear what her step dad does. What kind of guy is a step dad?

23:57 Caller He's just a dick. He moved out already.

23:59 Stryker What did he do when he was around?

24:01 Caller He just didn't talk to nobody or anything.

24:02 Stryker No, what else did he do?

24:03 Caller He just...

24:05 Stryker Did he beat her? Hit her?

24:06 Caller No, of course not.

24:06 Stryker Was he just yelling at her?

24:07 Caller There's nothing physical. He didn't even talk at all. He was like...

24:11 Caller He's a really old guy. And he was just like...

24:14 Caller I don't know.

24:15 Caller He didn't talk at all.

24:16 Stryker Something went on in that hole.

24:17 Adam Drew, why do you think it's such a big deal that they're basically the same age and been going out for three years?

24:23 Stryker That's not a big deal, but for her to cling to a relationship and start having sex right away, it's something...

24:29 Adam What's wrong with him? He's doing it.

24:31 Stryker We've been together for six months. A male will do... Listen, a fortune male, somebody will hold still for him.

24:35 Drew I thought you were saying if the guy is young and having sex, he's doing what he's supposed to, but a girl, there's got to be an emotional problem.

24:40 Stryker It's just not got to be. Not got to be. But I'm just saying, most guys don't have the opportunity at 13, 14. No one will hold still for them. And they'll be freaked out by they won't do it. Chris did it, whatever. But there's a reason they're clinging together so tightly at that age. That's just not a normal 13, 14 relationship.

24:57 Caller Neither one of us get along with our parents very good.

24:59 Stryker Yeah.

24:59 Adam So you cling to each other.

25:00 Caller We're like an escape to each other.

25:01 Stryker That's what I'm talking about. There you go. Okay.

25:04 Adam Well, do you have one specific question, Chris, before I let you go? We gotta take a break. Go ahead.

25:09 Well, I'm having probably given her an orgasm.

25:11 Adam She won't have one. She's only 15 years old. Wait till she's about 24 and you'll be in.

25:15 Caller Are you serious?

25:16 Stryker Yeah. She needs to try masturbating. You need to try oral sex.

25:20 Caller Yeah, I do that too. I've done that for like half an hour.

25:22 Stryker And she needs to communicate to you, but...

25:26 Adam They don't say a dot of...

25:28 Stryker She would have trouble... The wiring... The circuitry is not quite matured, let's say. It can be difficult sometimes. Yeah, keep trying.

25:35 Adam I had one at six by myself. The girls have one much later in life, and I don't know why, except their circuitry is weird.

25:41 Stryker You had one at six?

25:42 Adam No, I didn't. Come on, take it easy homeboy.

25:45 Drew Mom, what's this?

25:46 Adam David Lascher is here from Sabrina The Teenage Witch. I'm striker Ian for Ace Rockolla with Dr. Drew and more Loveline coming up after this.

25:55 Loveline, we'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE.

26:02 Adam It's Loveline, we are back. David, get the hell in here. David Lascher is here from Sabrina The Teenage Witch. My main man Ace Rockolla mayonnaise is gone. I'm striker along with Dr. Drew at 1-800-LOVE-191. I have the same phone.

26:17 Drew Isn't this great? And you know what?

26:18 Adam I have the same car as you two.

26:20 Stryker Are you kidding?

26:21 I swear.

26:22 Stryker I told you, you guys are the same guy.

26:25 Drew Where are you from?

26:26 Adam LA. You're from New York.

26:28 How gay are you?

26:31 Adam I'm so astray. You ever go to Crazy Girls?

26:34 Drew Are you kidding?

26:34 Adam Never mind. I don't want to get in trouble. They have a good table there.

26:37 Drew How about OGs in Vegas?

26:38 Adam There you go. Olympic Gardens. How about the thing across from...

26:41 Drew Okay.

26:42 Adam All right. We can't... This is too much. All right. Let's go to Ryan. You're 19 on Loveline.

26:49 Caller Hello?

26:50 Adam Yeah, Ryan. Go ahead.

26:50 Caller Hi. Okay. This question is for mainly for like Dr. Drew. I was wondering, in 1999, okay, I'm diabetic. In 1999, I had a hypoglycemic reaction and I hit my head on the wall and had a concussion and I went into seizures and I was in the hospital for a day and I had amnesia and they had to pull me out of school.

27:13 Stryker Right.

27:14 Caller And ever since then I've been having like problems remembering things and thinking clearly. Okay. But then last year in like November, I kind of got mixed up with some dope and I started doing that.

27:26 Stryker Is it pot or what?

27:28 Caller Yeah, pot. Okay. And then I started doing that. But I stopped that like in March this year. But I've been having these episodes where I'll just like completely miss, you know, a couple hours of my day and people tell me that I'm like being really mean, being a big huge jerk and everything. But I don't remember even being alive during that, you know?

27:54 Stryker You are probably having some kind of seizure during that time.

27:57 Caller You think so?

27:58 Stryker Yeah. It's really important you see a neurologist. Really important.

28:02 Adam Write that down, neurologist.

28:03 Stryker Yeah, you got to do it. You got to do it. Because those seizures could generalize. You could be driving a car and you could have really big, big problems.

28:10 Adam Ryan, what are some of the things your friends say that you do that's so bad or good?

28:15 Caller They told me I just like turn into like bitch mode.

28:19 Adam Oh, really?

28:20 Caller Yeah, and they say that like I, you know, I want to kill myself, I don't want to be with anyone, that I don't want to talk to anyone, that I'm just a real jerk to be around.

28:28 Stryker Yeah, who knows what's going on?

28:29 Caller They're scared to be in the car with me and stuff like that.

28:31 Stryker And it could be some sort of acute, sort of peculiar psychiatric reaction to whatever the head injury was you had, but you got to start with a neurologist and you got to go right away.

28:40 Adam Like an old Jewish man in Jerry's Deli when they're at a matzah ball soup is how he gets.

28:45 Stryker No worse. Even worse. That's ugly.

28:47 Adam That is ugly. Chad. Yeah. Yeah, what's up, man? You're 19 on Loveline with David Lascher from Sabrina.

28:54 Caller Right, right. I got a question, then. I was taking a crap about 20 minutes ago.

28:59 Caller I'm a crapper.

29:00 Caller I got like one of those blue, flushing, smell-your-toilet-good things.

29:03 Stryker What?

29:04 Adam Right, one of the blue things that goes in your toilet to make it cleanse better. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

29:08 Caller You know what I'm talking about?

29:09 Stryker Don't those go in the tank?

29:12 Adam Yeah. Hell, no, no, no.

29:13 Caller It's like on the side of my toilet, bro.

29:14 Stryker Oh, yeah, I think it's clipped to the side. All right, got it.

29:17 Caller I was taking a crap in the tip of my penis.

29:19 Stryker Yeah.

29:19 Caller I was resting on it. I didn't know it at the time.

29:21 Stryker Good times.

29:23 Caller What's up?

29:24 Stryker Nothing. So?

29:25 Caller And it started stinging, so I looked up and said, what's going on in the tip of my penis is blue. And I washed it off and I cleaned it out, wiped my ass or whatever. And it's still stinging right now.

29:35 Adam I don't buy this for a while.

29:36 Stryker No, I do. Oh, yeah, sure.

29:37 Adam Oh, come on.

29:38 Stryker Why not? It just happened. This one's too hard to make up.

29:42 Adam How has that never happened before then?

29:44 Caller Never happened, because I don't usually have a little blue thing.

29:47 Stryker And also the blue thing, because it squeezes through the back.

29:49 Caller You know, crap, you don't really check your toe it out, you know?

29:52 Adam You're too busy reading the day in sports.

29:54 Caller I'm not a sports man.

29:56 Stryker But Chad, it's just a chemical reaction and there shouldn't be any serious burn or anything from that.

30:00 Drew It doesn't mean he's got a low hang in there and he's dipping into the...

30:04 Stryker Yes, but no, not in the water, he actually hit the little bar of soap stuck to the side of the bowl. And it's going to hurt when you pee for a day or so, but if it's still bothering tomorrow you've got to see someone because it can be kind of unpleasant.

30:15 Caller So there's nothing I can do?

30:17 Stryker Lots of flushing, lots of water.

30:18 Adam Drink a lot of water. Chad, how much are you packing down there?

30:21 Caller No, I'm not King Kong or nothing.

30:24 Stryker Okay.

30:25 Drew Just hanging into the toilet.

30:27 I am the big boy.

30:28 Stryker All right, guys.

30:29 Caller Thanks a lot, man.

30:29 Stryker All right.

30:29 Adam Later, dude.

30:30 Stryker All right.

30:30 Adam 1-800-LOVE-191 is the number. Season finale Sabrina is on Friday.

30:34 Drew Friday night, 8 o'clock WB.

30:36 Adam There you go. I can't wait to see that episode.

30:38 Caller Good.

30:39 Caller Ryan.

30:40 Caller Yeah.

30:40 Adam What's up, man? You're 21 on Loveline.

30:43 Caller Yeah.

30:45 Caller I got a call a couple weeks ago from a girl I used to date and she said she's got general herpes and that I might have been exposed to him.

30:53 Stryker Well, do you have any symptoms?

30:55 Caller No.

30:55 Stryker Nothing.

30:56 Caller Nothing. I went to the doctor. Said I don't have any symptoms and I'm curious how long do I need to wait before. I'm really sure that I don't have it.

31:03 Adam Is it like five days or something?

31:05 Stryker Two weeks.

31:08 Caller After two weeks, if I don't have any symptoms, I'm pretty good.

31:11 Stryker You're pretty good. Some people never develop symptoms. Some people have such mild symptoms, they miss them. So there's still a possibility you got something going. Have you ever given anything to anyone else? Anything's mysterious?

31:23 Caller Have I ever given anything to anyone?

31:25 Adam Like flowers or sunflower seeds or something?

31:28 Caller No.

31:31 Stryker Genius. Ryan, I think you're fine. You talk to the doctor, you haven't had no symptoms. Looks like you're free and clear.

31:39 Adam Two-week window, my man.

31:40 Drew Finding a chick.

31:42 Caller Well, I did. Should I tell her? Then that's another question.

31:45 Stryker Tell your current partner?

31:47 Caller Yeah. No. Wear a condom.

31:50 Stryker Not unless she gets any funny symptoms, then immediately tell her.

31:54 Caller Yeah, okay.

31:54 Stryker And you know, you save sex anyway, so.

31:57 Caller Yeah.

31:57 Stryker All right.

31:58 Caller All right.

31:59 Adam Bye.

32:00 Drew Whoo, that's a tough phone call to get, yeah.

32:02 Adam How relieved is that guy right now? He just found out that the window is probably two weeks and nothing's really popped up, so to speak.

32:08 Drew That's good news.

32:09 Stryker It was like from a year or two ago. Right.

32:11 Adam So maybe something did come up at the time. Yeah, he's all right. All right, truly yours, your biggest fan. This is Stan, your 21 on Loveline. What's up?

32:19 Caller Yeah, I got a question for Dr. Drew.

32:20 Drew Yeah.

32:22 Caller I started smoking pot when I was 15, 16, smoked all the way till about six months ago, and I smoked a lot. Quit smoking, and since then, six months ago, I haven't smoked at all. Everything's gotten better, sex life, school, relationships with my parents, friends, but I am bored.

32:41 Stryker Are you still drinking?

32:43 Caller Yeah, some.

32:43 Stryker A lot?

32:44 Caller No, not that much, no.

32:47 Stryker And how about speed or anything else?

32:48 Caller No, no, I'm done with drugs.

32:51 Stryker Well, what do you mean by bored?

32:53 Caller Like, not depressed, but bored like a...

32:56 Stryker Well, actually, boredom, where I was going to take you, was boredom is the feeling that people with certain personality structures experience just as a way of avoiding depression, or just before depression. In other words, if you're an addict, which you are, one of the things your brain will do is make you feel bored to try to get you to do something, so you don't have those unpleasant feelings you're trying to avoid, like depression. And so you've got this sort of depression which is trying to come up, trying to surface, and what you experience is kind of boredom, boredom, I got to do something, I got to do something, I got to do something, what am I going to do, I can't find anything interesting. And so what you gravitate to is very highly arousing, thrill-seeking kinds of behaviors. So you'll want to do extreme sports and hang gliding and all that kind of stuff, is that right? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, wrong choice. What you need to do is have the depression and experience those feelings and get into some kind of recovery or you're going to keep using those same mechanisms that you've been using with the drugs to avoid the feelings that you need to have.

33:53 Adam Can he beat the depression without going to see someone? Or the boredom or what?

33:57 Stryker Yeah, he has to go to some, well, it's going to get better with time because some of that depression is just the biological effect of the pot. But if you really want to get well, you got to go to MA.

34:06 Adam Or you got to go build a skylight in your house.

34:09 Stryker And not give in to the extreme activities because that's just re, that's using that same part of your brain to manage unpleasant feelings that you were using before with the pot.

34:17 Adam Can he take that boredom or whatever and start doing something constructive? That's not going to help with them.

34:23 Stryker He's not going to go study physics. He needs to jump off a building. That's the only thing that's going to satisfy him and sort of get him to escape from the depression which is really what he's trying to avoid.

34:35 Adam Can you do that, Stan?

34:36 Stryker No, I'm saying don't do that.

34:37 Adam No, can you go see, can you get some help, Stan?

34:39 Stryker Yeah, man. Just go to the man.

34:40 Caller Definitely.

34:41 Stryker Just go to the man. You'll be fine.

34:42 Drew You're doing the right thing though. Stay off it.

34:44 Caller Appreciate it.

34:44 Adam Later, Stan.

34:45 Caller Bye.

34:45 Adam All right. Let's go to Josh here. Josh16 on Loveline. What's up?

34:50 Caller Hey, what's up? I was at a concert on Friday night.

34:54 Adam Which concert?

34:55 Caller Throwdown.

34:56 Adam Okay.

34:57 Caller Shade Edge concert.

34:58 Adam Yeah.

34:58 Caller And I was in the pit. And I got hit really, really hard on the side. Like, seriously, like the guy just totally took me out.

35:08 Drew What do you expect? You're in a mosh pit.

35:10 Caller Yeah. Yeah. But it's been like greenish purple ever since.

35:14 Stryker That's a bruise.

35:16 Caller Yeah. But it's not going away.

35:18 Adam It just happened on Saturday.

35:19 Caller Yeah.

35:20 Stryker It should be there a week to 10 days.

35:21 Caller Yeah. But my friend, we went to Mudvayne two weeks ago.

35:25 Adam That's a band, Drew.

35:27 Caller Yeah. He got hit in the same place and his immune system shut down and he was like sick for like a week and I was just wondering how that happened.

35:38 Stryker Well, his immune system did not shut down. Whatever happened, I suspect, is it left side or right side you got hit? Left side?

35:44 Caller It's the left side.

35:45 Stryker Maybe he ruptured his spleen and didn't tell anybody and should have actually gone in and had an operation. God knows what happened to him. His immune system didn't shut down. He had some internal injury that probably ought to have been dealt with differently, it sounds like.

35:58 Adam Josh, are you one of these straight edge guys?

36:01 Stryker Yeah. So when people have been in a car accident and they say they've been in internal injuries, don't you think this is how it happens? Something rams into them?

36:09 Adam Well, like that model.

36:10 Stryker It's the same idea here. The same thing. That's what's happening to you. You can rupture organs. You can do all kinds of lovely things. Tear things. It's beautiful.

36:17 Adam Do you know what the straight edge group people are?

36:19 Stryker Oh, sure.

36:20 Adam Yeah.

36:20 Stryker OK.

36:21 Caller No.

36:22 Stryker Did you say the F word? No, I didn't say it.

36:24 Adam What did you just say?

36:25 Stryker I almost said it.

36:25 Adam You said it. He said it. Unacceptable. Yeah, thank you very much. All right.

36:29 Stryker But what is it?

36:30 Adam What?

36:30 Stryker I know what it is.

36:31 Adam Oh, I thought you knew. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no nothing. But it seems like, yeah, well, that's what it seems to me. It's a pretty rough crowd. Jeff?

36:43 Caller Yeah.

36:44 Adam What's up? 27 on Loveline.

36:47 Caller My girlfriend and I have been having sex for about like a month. And she just, she used this douche and like the same night that she used it, we had sex and immediately afterwards, I went to and it was like burning really bad and it burned for like like a few days, like four days afterwards.

37:03 Adam Yeah, that is bad. I hate when that happens.

37:05 Drew It's like when you get soap in there.

37:07 Caller Yeah, but it was like for days.

37:08 Stryker Are you her only...

37:09 Adam Shampoo is the worst of them, by the way.

37:10 Stryker Are you her only partner?

37:12 Caller Yeah, well, yeah. What? As far as I know, yeah.

37:14 Stryker Do you think there's a possibility there's someone else there?

37:16 Caller No, I hope not.

37:18 Stryker Because I'd be much more concerned that this is an STD.

37:21 Caller You think?

37:21 Stryker Well, may not be. It may be just the irritation, but I've never heard of that happening.

37:25 Caller Really?

37:26 Stryker And douche is sort of meant for those parts of your body, and STDs give you those symptoms. You're describing it.

37:32 Adam One hour after sex?

37:33 Caller No, no. I mean, it was within the same day. I mean, within a period of hour.

37:37 Stryker The next day, the pain was like...

37:39 Drew So you're saying it has nothing to do with the douche?

37:41 Stryker I don't know if it does or doesn't, but I'd be very... I want first to be sure that it wasn't an STD.

37:46 Caller We had sex the day before, and nothing happened, but immediately after she dosed, it was like...

37:51 Stryker It's suspicious. It may just be urethritis, you know, gumballs from one.

37:55 Adam Any seagulls following you around? Or following her, I should say?

37:58 Caller No, I mean, it went away after a few days, but I was just... If it was an STD, it wouldn't have gone away that quick, would it?

38:04 Stryker Sometimes, but listen...

38:07 Drew At least she was considerate enough to douche.

38:09 Caller Oh, totally.

38:10 Adam What flavor was it?

38:11 Caller I don't know. It was like some flowery one or something. Anyway, my second question is, she's been on a depot, on a depot shop for like five years, and all of a sudden, like last week, she would start bleeding. She bled for like a week. Is that normal?

38:24 Stryker It can happen. I mean, she should see the doctor, but there are other things that can trigger that off, if thyroid problems, that kind of thing. So she ought to be checked out.

38:31 Caller All right.

38:32 Adam All right, Jeff. Good luck with your penis.

38:33 Caller Yeah, thanks.

38:34 Adam All right, fire hose. All right, we got to take another break here. David Lascher is here from Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Yes, thank you. Real quick, you were on 902.0 a little bit. Beverly Hills.

38:43 Drew Yeah, I did a few episodes.

38:44 Adam What did you do on that? I used to watch that thing religiously.

38:47 Drew I played the ambiguously gay character that wouldn't take off my clothes for Kelly.

38:53 Stryker You're gay.

38:54 Adam For Kelly?

38:55 Drew It was ambiguously gay. He just didn't like girls that way.

39:00 Adam I don't remember that.

39:01 Drew Yeah, we were on the beach. He wanted to skinny dip. I wouldn't do it. Then my next episode, I was the guy taking steroids. I was the same character, but always a social issue. Right. We were taking steroids for the football team and I ratted everybody out to Jason Priestley.

39:16 Adam Oh, there you go. Who's now doing commentary for auto racing?

39:20 Drew Unbelievable. Good for him.

39:21 Adam Unbelievable. What are you doing, Drew?

39:22 Caller Just getting rid of old calls.

39:23 Adam All right, we're taking a break. Enough yapping. That's Drew with Stryker and David from Sabrina The Teenage Witch. More Loveline after this.

39:31 Caller Loveline.

39:31 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

39:38 Adam Yeah, we're back. It's Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. That's the number. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. I'm Stryker for Adam Corolla. Why are you wearing shorts tonight? What have you been doing?

39:49 Stryker For a while, I umpired my kids' little league game.

39:54 Adam And you wore glasses.

39:55 Stryker And I worked out before that.

39:56 Adam You worked out? You look it. Girls like you, man.

40:01 Drew Yes, of course they do. He's a doctor.

40:03 Adam And he's handsome.

40:04 Stryker And I'm old.

40:05 Caller You're not old.

40:06 Adam How do you umpire?

40:07 Stryker Well? Yeah, I'm a crappy umpire.

40:09 Adam Do you stand behind the mound or are you behind the plate?

40:11 Stryker Behind the mound.

40:12 Adam Is it fast pitch?

40:14 Stryker Fast pitch.

40:15 Drew Fast pitch. Yeah, little league.

40:18 Stryker My kids are in the baseball. Oh my God.

40:21 Drew They're better than us.

40:23 Stryker Yikes.

40:24 Adam Wait, who was just talking in my ear right now, by the way? Was that yours or mine? All right.

40:30 Stryker Whatever you're saying. Tell me Anderson.

40:34 Adam Hello? Yeah, Dan.

40:36 Yeah.

40:36 Adam Yeah, what's up man? You're 31 on Loveline.

40:38 Stryker I see. He wants me to be on Umpire here, live and in person.

40:41 I'm calling from Tucson.

40:43 Adam Hey.

40:44 Ted?

40:44 Adam Yeah.

40:45 I don't know if you remember me, but I want a killer prize package from you playing the mating game with my wife.

40:51 Adam Oh really?

40:52 And we did a thing where she thought I was calling from Texaco.

40:55 Stryker Hold on. I'll set the stage here, because not everyone knows who's striking here.

40:57 Adam I'm from Los Angeles, but I went to the University of Arizona and I did radio.

41:00 They call you Ted?

41:01 Stryker Yeah.

41:02 Adam Ted's striking me last night.

41:06 Stryker And you were doing radio in Tucson.

41:08 Adam Right.

41:08 Stryker Before coming to Los Angeles.

41:10 Adam Which has been over two years now.

41:12 Stryker Man.

41:13 Adam And now here I am on Loveline and talking to Dan, and you won a huge prize, and you were calling from Texaco or something?

41:18 Well, we made it up so that she thought I was calling from Texaco, and it was the funniest thing in the world, because we had her going so bad.

41:24 Adam Ah. Oh, I remember that now. Okay.

41:27 Well, anyway, I heard you on the show last night on my way home from work, and I thought, Striker made it big. He's on with Dr. Drew, and I just want to tell you that I'm really glad that you've done so well, because after you left, that station went to crap.

41:43 Drew Hometown hero.

41:44 Look at this.

41:45 Stryker Coming through.

41:45 Adam Dan, seriously, I appreciate it, but please don't go on. I totally appreciate it.

41:49 Stryker Is that KFMA?

41:52 Adam Yeah, we're on KFMA right now.

41:53 Oh, that's right.

41:54 Adam All right, Dan.

41:55 Stryker We love KFMA.

41:56 Adam And say hi to your wife, please.

41:58 Okay, well, good job, man. Thanks.

42:00 Adam I appreciate it.

42:01 See you later.

42:01 Stryker All right, Dan, take care.

42:02 Adam And to all the basketball players on the U of A team, don't go in the NBA. Stay on the college squad. They all declared, all the five guys, or four guys that are like sophomores and juniors are now going pro, which is ridiculous.

42:15 Drew Oh, they had a good team, too.

42:16 Adam Yeah, they were really good. I went to the Final Four this year in Minneapolis.

42:19 Drew Tucson is a great city, man. We shot Hey Dude there for like a year and a half.

42:23 Adam Oh, really?

42:23 Drew Yeah, I loved it there.

42:24 Adam Did you stay in a hotel or they got you a...

42:26 Drew Yeah, no, I was in the Radisson Suites there on Speedway.

42:28 Adam Right. You ever go to TDs or you're a little young for that?

42:32 Drew I did, but I was a little young.

42:33 Adam You know, we mentioned two strip clubs tonight and you've been to both of them.

42:36 Drew TDs.

42:36 Adam There you go. All right, Cal.

42:39 How's it going?

42:39 Adam What's up? You're 33 on Loveline.

42:41 Caller That's correct. Good show. Thanks. Question for you. Several months ago, my wife and I were having some emotional issues, so on and so forth. And I found out that she'd been quote unquote, talking to another friend, a male friend, for emotional support because she said that mine was lacking. Yeah. I work a lot. And, you know, there's just like a lot of questions about what she's telling me about the meetings after work and so on and so forth. She said she'd never cheat on me.

43:08 Stryker Is there some code that she's giving you?

43:10 Caller Yeah, I'm just stealing things, you know what I mean?

43:13 Stryker The reason women cheat is when they're not getting their emotional needs met by their male partner, by their partner.

43:18 Caller That's correct.

43:19 Stryker And she may either have cheated or she may have sort of set up a bullpen and begun sort of grooming someone for cheating.

43:27 Adam She's about to throw up a right hand and say, come on in.

43:30 Stryker About to go up to the mound and bring in a replacement. But it sounds to me like she's giving you a sort of a opportunity to prevent that from happening, to see if you could step up and sort of solve this problem. So, yeah, your instinct is that there may have something might have happened, but you might as well not do that yourself and forget about it. Just focus on trying to make a healthy relationship with your wife.

43:56 Caller Right, exactly. That's exactly what's going on. I'm constantly trying to figure things out. I'm constantly thinking about it, where she is, so on and so forth. You know, I've never been that way. And at the same time, I think it's affecting me sexually.

44:07 Stryker Yeah, but all that kind of controlling and anger and preoccupation and jealousy, that is not what she needs right now. You're going to drive her right into somebody else.

44:16 Caller Okay.

44:17 Adam So be there emotionally. And I guess if you work, like, what do you do, Cal?

44:21 Caller I'm a cop.

44:23 Stryker Oh, wow. They must have counseling for couples there, three or four, is that right?

44:29 Caller No, not really. It's not, you know, something you were talking about, MA for someone else and so on and so forth. Yeah. Someone was talking about depression. That means the factor in our job, you know, to go and say that you need help. You want to talk about it.

44:39 Stryker No, I know. In fact, it's her discourage. I mean, it's endemically difficult. Just the culture there doesn't really allow for that.

44:46 Caller Granted. You know, the thing is that my intuitions are just like, I see something, I feel something. I already found, I had to find out because I called another police department, you know, cops are friends throughout the country. You can call anybody. I had another police officer go to the house. I located the guy and I found his address and I had this guy go to the house and she was coming out of the house.

45:07 Adam If you ever get to cheat with the woman, guys out there, make sure she's not married to a cop.

45:12 Stryker Did you ever cheat on her?

45:14 Caller What's that?

45:14 Stryker Did you ever cheat on her?

45:15 Caller Prior to our marriage, yeah.

45:17 Stryker Did she cheat prior to this herself?

45:19 Caller She said no.

45:20 Stryker Did she know you had cheated before the marriage?

45:23 Caller Yeah, I told her.

45:23 Stryker Has she brought that up and sort of put that over your head?

45:29 Caller No, occasionally in the beginning.

45:33 Stryker Boy, this is the kind of thing where there's a lot going on and there's a lot of anger and a lot of jealousy and a lot of animosity.

45:38 Adam It's ruling your mind right now.

45:40 Stryker Perhaps she did cheat or perhaps she didn't, but be that as it may, you've got to find a way to reconnect with her and open this relationship back up, reestablish trust. I don't see how it's going to happen without some kind of professional assistance.

45:52 Drew Yeah, like an undercover car. Send one out, follow her.

45:56 Caller She's getting therapy, that's for sure. She's going wiggly.

46:00 Stryker Why don't you ask if you can go with her to therapy session for a few weeks? Why don't you check that out and just go there and see if there's some couples work can be done.

46:08 Adam Hold on. Is there a way like kind of starting from square one in terms of him being there for her and can she mentally just always be like, oh, okay, now you're here for me. I'm not going to talk to the guy in the bullpen.

46:20 Stryker No, no, it's way more complex.

46:21 Drew Women, once they turn you off, it's really hard to get them back.

46:24 Adam Very hard to get them back.

46:25 Stryker We got to go to break.

46:26 Adam That's like, I know, we're going to go to break. Don't give me the evil eye, Drew, because I'm liable to snap.

46:29 Stryker I've been here before.

46:30 Drew You guys stop fighting.

46:32 Adam All right, we're taking a break.

46:33 We'll be right back.

46:34 Adam We'll be right back. Bye bye, it's Loveline.

46:37 Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready.

46:42 Adam We're back, this is Loveline, the show here. I'm Stryker, in for Adam Corolla along with Dr. Drew. Guest tonight, David Lascher from Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

46:51 Drew How are you doing?

46:51 Adam I'm doing good. How are you?

46:53 Drew Excellent. I'd love to come here every night.

46:55 Adam You can come here any time you want.

46:56 Drew Perfect job.

46:57 Adam It's a good job, huh?

46:58 Drew Yeah. You don't even have to shower.

47:00 Adam The season premiere, the season finale is when? On Friday?

47:03 Drew Friday night, 8 o'clock on the WB.

47:05 Adam And you're not going to shower for that thing?

47:09 Drew No, I usually don't shower whenever I don't have to.

47:11 Adam Do you watch your own show on Friday night?

47:13 Drew Usually they give me tapes, but yeah, I'll watch this week because it's the finale.

47:18 Adam Is it like a longer episode or just the normal length?

47:21 Drew It's the normal length, but I think they're airing two shows. They air us at 8 and 8.30.

47:25 Adam Okay, and it's on the WB, by the way, you guys. It used to be on another network.

47:29 Drew Yes.

47:29 Adam But now the WB. And are you guys going to go another season next year? Is that a good luck guarantee?

47:33 Drew Yeah, we're definitely going next season.

47:35 Adam And you're going to be involved?

47:37 Drew I will be involved.

47:37 Adam As the love interest?

47:39 Drew I don't know. We'll see. It's a big cliffhanger. We'll see. We've been dancing around it for two years.

47:44 Adam Melissa, I'm thinking David and you have a little love interest. And then I come along and then David and I start eyeing each other. And you're like, what the hell is going on here?

47:53 Stryker And I come in there and solve it all.

47:55 Drew Melissa, I should have never told them you were listening tonight.

47:58 Adam What's that?

47:59 Drew I should have never told Melissa that...

48:00 Adam I'm not going to mention the first thing.

48:02 Drew No, no.

48:03 Spago, dee da do da.

48:04 Drew She heard that. I know.

48:06 Adam No, she didn't.

48:07 Drew Talking about her crap. I mean, how am I going to go to work now?

48:09 Adam I really like her, by the way. Seriously, in a true light. I've never met her, but I love her work. She's so funny. Yeah, she's beautiful and funny. And that spreadsheet she did in that magazine.

48:18 Drew Maxim, right, right.

48:20 Adam I like it. Did you see the Maxim? No. Have you been in Maxim?

48:23 Drew I don't have breasts, but I would love to be in Maxim. I'm dying to take my gloves off. No one cares.

48:29 Adam Yeah, I'm sure you're ladies, dude. Justin. Justin.

48:33 Stryker Justin, or caller who goes by Justin, is 19 from Oceanside.

48:37 Adam Oceanside. Surfer. Lay off the bong.

48:41 Stryker Oh, you know that by the way.

48:41 Adam Danielle.

48:42 Yes.

48:43 Adam You're 17 and you're there in your own love line.

48:45 Caller Yes, I am. First of all, I just wanted to say I've been listening for a long time.

48:51 Since the days of Ricky Ragman.

48:53 Caller Yeah, since I was 12.

48:55 Stryker I was going to say since you were 10.

48:56 Drew I remember him.

48:58 Caller What's up? Okay, I have a question about my period. Um, I get clots when I am sick.

49:07 I use pads, so I get clots when I have my period.

49:11 Caller Like what's going on?

49:12 Stryker You've never had clots before?

49:14 Caller Um, yeah.

49:16 Stryker Yes, you've never had clots before?

49:17 Oh, yes, I have.

49:19 Stryker So you've always had clots?

49:20 Yeah, basically.

49:21 Drew What is a clot?

49:22 Stryker It's what women get when they have periods. Well, I understand why you're asking the question even, Danielle.

49:27 Caller I'm just wondering, like, I remember there was a caller, but the question never got answered, like, is there anything wrong? Why does it show up when you're having your period?

49:38 Stryker Wait, that is having your period. I don't understand what you're even, I mean, it's like saying...

49:41 Drew Striker got very quiet all of a sudden.

49:43 Stryker Why do, but your question is, why am I having my period when I have my period?

49:47 It's basically like clots, you know, like...

49:49 Stryker Yeah, that's having your period. Yeah.

49:51 Caller Having your period, shouldn't it just be like, just bleeding?

49:53 Stryker Like, isn't that normal? Usually clots.

49:55 Adam One beautiful stream.

49:56 Stryker Usually at least one day, some clotting. And some women have clotting for several days and sometimes the clotting is intense.

50:03 Adam You're okay, Danielle, all right?

50:05 Okay, so I'm not gonna die.

50:07 Stryker Blood clots, okay? So if you're bleeding, you're gonna have clots, okay?

50:10 Oh, okay.

50:11 Stryker All right.

50:11 Caller Okay, bye.

50:13 Stryker All right, bye-bye.

50:14 Adam She's been listening since back in the day. As of tomorrow, she'll no longer be listening.

50:17 Drew Aren't you glad we don't have to deal with that?

50:19 Stryker Oh my God.

50:20 Drew I thank God every day.

50:20 Adam Did you ever think what would be worse?

50:22 Stryker Every day I'm on a period.

50:24 Drew Low maintenance on a guy.

50:26 Adam What's worse, having an erection during your class and you're called up or girls having their period?

50:32 Stryker You mean visibly having it? It's always visible. It's always visible.

50:37 Adam If you're wearing, if you're shorts and you have to stand up, of course it is.

50:40 Drew Nothing embarrassing about an erection.

50:43 Adam What?

50:43 Stryker Wait a minute. How is their period visible?

50:46 Adam No, not the period, the boner.

50:48 Stryker Yeah, but you said is it worse having a period.

50:51 Adam Right, because they, because we have to take care of that thing in the pants.

50:54 Stryker Oh, having a period just in general. I thought you meant having a period sort of present itself in class. You know what I'm saying?

50:59 Drew You just pop boners all the time.

51:01 Adam When the wind blows, my friend, when the wind blows.

51:03 Drew You gotta learn to control that.

51:04 Adam But, no, what's wrong with that?

51:05 Drew It comes with maturity.

51:06 Adam It does?

51:07 Drew Nothing to be ashamed of. A boner is a very great, you know.

51:10 Adam It's a gracious thing.

51:11 Drew It's a gift.

51:11 Adam You ever get one during your softball games? Baseball boy?

51:15 Drew Not while I'm playing sports.

51:16 Adam Of course not. You like to shower with the guys. Troy, you're 19 on Loveline. What's up?

51:22 Caller I've been seeing this girl now for about a year.

51:25 Caller Every time I have sex with her, my balls start hurting real bad.

51:29 Stryker Like a blue ball kind of thing?

51:30 Caller I don't know. They just hurt real bad, you know.

51:35 Stryker Like you've been hitting the nuts?

51:36 Caller Yeah, like I've been hitting the balls or something.

51:38 Adam Are they banging against her while you're having sex?

51:41 Caller I'm not sure, man.

51:42 Caller I just try to work as good as I can.

51:45 Adam Oh, I know the man.

51:46 Caller For about two days after we have sex, they'll hurt.

51:50 Adam It's probably from just...

51:51 Stryker Wait a minute.

51:52 Caller What?

51:53 Caller But even when she rides, man...

51:55 Stryker Yeah, I'm listening to all the screwball friends laugh in the back.

51:57 Adam No, no, no.

51:58 Stryker Oh, yes.

51:59 Caller Really?

51:59 Stryker Yeah.

51:59 Caller You think?

52:00 Adam All right, forget them. Zachary?

52:02 Caller Yes.

52:03 Adam What's up, man? You're 24 on Loveline.

52:04 Caller Hi, how are you?

52:05 Adam Good.

52:06 Caller Good. I have sex with my girlfriend and, you know, it's great and everything. It's just, you know, sometimes she screams out another name and I don't know who it is and I don't know what to do.

52:18 Adam What name does she scream out?

52:20 Caller Well, she screams out the name Moby.

52:22 Adam Moby, the musical artist?

52:24 Drew I don't know.

52:25 Adam Or because you have a large penis?

52:27 Caller I hope so.

52:28 Drew I don't know.

52:29 Caller She says it's pretty pig.

52:31 Drew You gotta scream out a different name to her. Why don't you next time call her Bonnie or Eve?

52:36 Caller I can't do that.

52:38 Caller Well thanks Dave. I just watched him at Big Fanta.

52:40 Caller You're a Dave and I think you're a really good skier. That's all you want to know.

52:43 Stryker You're gay.

52:45 Adam You know this man Zachary.

52:46 Drew He's on my softball team. Good game tonight, Johnny.

52:48 Caller Thanks guys. Appreciate it.

52:50 Adam Bye bye. He's got his friends calling in now. This is wonderful.

52:53 Stryker Yeah, there's all his screw-ups.

52:54 Drew I didn't tell him.

52:55 Adam No you didn't.

52:58 Hello.

52:58 Adam Hello Trent. You're 17 on Loveline.

53:00 Caller Yes.

53:01 Caller Go ahead.

53:02 Caller I want to know about gender dysphoria because I think I have it.

53:04 Stryker Well what do you have? Tell me what you're experiencing.

53:06 Adam What is that, Dr. Drew?

53:08 Stryker I think it's one of these gender identity disorders.

53:10 Caller Yeah, it's what causes transsexuals.

53:12 Stryker Yeah, okay.

53:13 Drew Sorry Trent's our catcher. I'm sorry guys.

53:16 Stryker I'm kidding.

53:17 Caller But I mean, I have always had problems fitting in and stuff.

53:22 Caller And when I first heard about it, it seemed to click in.

53:26 Caller And then I took a combined gender identity test.

53:29 Caller And I scored a 3-0-1.

53:31 Caller And I got a friend to take a basic comparison. They got a negative 60. And it says I have severe gender problems. And I want to know about it.

53:41 Stryker Well, Trent, I suspect this is part of a more global problem here. I mean, you sound like you're depressed for one thing, right?

53:50 Caller Yeah, a bit sometimes.

53:51 Stryker And you said you have trouble fitting in. You may have social. I mean, it could be all kinds. You're trying to diagnose yourself and that is ridiculous. You need to go have an evaluation by a competent mental health professional so they can decide what is going on with you. And if once they have a diagnosis, then they can figure out a treatment plan. But you ain't nobody should diagnose themselves under any circumstances. And B, unless you have an accurate diagnosis, you can't possibly come up with a plan. So get some help. Get looked at, okay? Don't be taking tests in magazines and assuming that's appropriate.

54:22 Caller It was on a website.

54:24 Stryker Or websites.

54:24 Caller It was created by a person that was gender dysphoric.

54:28 Stryker Fine, even more emphatically. Just because somebody has a disease doesn't mean they should create screening tests. And people that apply screening tests that don't have specific referrals attached to the screening are being ethically irresponsible.

54:45 Adam I love magazine studies.

54:48 Drew That's the thing about the internet. Everyone's like, there's all this information. There's all this information. But who's giving the information?

54:53 Adam None of it's right.

54:54 Drew Right. I mean, people believe it, though.

54:56 Adam Are you a good boyfriend? Number one, you give flowers once a week, every three weeks, and then you score it up, and I'm always in the worst thing, but I'm doing fine. It's, I hate magazine. You always rag on those things, right?

55:06 Stryker I mean, I just think I did that show, The Test, you know, the TV show.

55:09 Adam Oh, with my girlfriend, Jillian Barbary, yeah.

55:12 Drew She's cute.

55:12 Stryker I know Jillian.

55:13 Adam I don't know her. I'm just saying she's my girlfriend.

55:15 Stryker You've got all these girlfriends that have never met you.

55:18 Drew He knows all of them.

55:19 Adam I watch a lot of TV.

55:21 Stryker Oh, man, do you?

55:21 Adam And was that one of the questions, or what?

55:23 Stryker Well, it's basically a test, one of those tests. You just sort of do it as a group.

55:27 Drew Right. And then they evaluate you at the end and tell you how morally bankrupt you are.

55:32 Adam Oh, okay. I was actually watching that show today.

55:36 Stryker What are you talking about?

55:36 Adam You're talking about the test?

55:37 Drew On FX. You were right with that, Jillian.

55:39 Stryker Okay, right.

55:40 Adam I didn't know where you were. Okay, Trent.

55:42 Caller Yes?

55:42 Adam Good luck with the hermaphrodites.

55:44 Caller Okay.

55:44 Stryker Okay, see you later.

55:45 Adam All right, wrong one, Dr. Drew. Julie.

55:47 Caller Hey.

55:48 Adam Hey, you're 27 on Loveline.

55:50 Caller Yes, sir. Hey, Dr. Drew, I love your show. You got a great show, and I loved you on PI.

55:55 Stryker Oh, thanks, Julie. You're welcome. I like that show. I do that show about every three months. I loved it.

55:59 Adam Julie, I'm sucking. You're mean. I'm no good. I'm sorry.

56:02 Caller Sorry, I don't know who you are.

56:04 Adam That's all right. I'll be in Denver one day, my city. I'll show you what's going on. Go ahead, Julie.

56:08 Caller Promises, promises.

56:09 Drew You'll remember him then.

56:11 Caller I just want to know if there is such a thing as being everybody's type and no one's type. I'm 27. I've never been married. I've been engaged once, and I have never had any complaints. And by the way, I have never been sexually molested. Thank you. But I can't figure it out. I cannot figure out life, men, relationships, the whole nine yards.

56:36 Stryker Too vague. Yeah, Julie, too vague. What's going on? Give us some more specifics.

56:39 Drew You got a one word answer?

56:40 Stryker Yeah, some more specifics.

56:42 Caller More specifics? Okay, I have never had a problem with any of my sexual relationships.

56:46 Stryker How long have they lasted typically?

56:49 Caller The longest one was three and a half years.

56:51 Stryker And why did that one end?

56:53 Caller That one ended because he was emotionally, he was very bad for me and destroyed me, took me down a very bad path.

56:59 Stryker Why would you pick an abusive a-hole like that?

57:02 Caller That is, I know, that was my dad and I did.

57:05 Stryker That was what? That was her bad.

57:07 Caller That was my dad and I did.

57:08 Stryker That was your bad or your dad?

57:10 Caller My bad. Not my dad.

57:12 Drew Your dad was really got to get with it.

57:14 Stryker Your dad was not abusive? No, what I'm digging at here is maybe that was her bad.

57:19 Adam Where's your dad? What did he do to you? Because if he was abusive, then you go for abusive men. Drew is getting at right here, Julie.

57:24 Caller Exactly. But my dad is not abusive and even, I had some issues with my dad, not abusive wise, emotionally, once in a while.

57:33 Stryker Well, wait a minute. What is that?

57:35 Caller Look at this, Dr. Drew was right.

57:36 Stryker She said my bad.

57:37 Drew He thought she said my dad and he really suddenly there.

57:40 Stryker I mean, what do you mean once in a while? There's no such thing as once in a while.

57:44 Caller Emotionally, my dad used to bring me down.

57:47 Drew Yeah.

57:47 Stryker Well, that's what you just said, which is precisely how you just described that boyfriend.

57:51 Adam The exact same words. I was with a guy, it was a great relationship, then he brought me down. What about your dad? He was all bad. What about your dad? Well, he used to bring me down.

57:58 Stryker He was great. He was fine. Well, he abused me sometimes, but just sometimes.

58:02 Caller What I'm getting at is about four years ago, the abusive relationships between any boyfriend that I ever had or my dad, I put behind me about four years ago, and I dealt with.

58:13 Stryker Well, well, the only way you, what?

58:16 Caller With a psychologist and therapist the whole nine yards, I went through all that and I put it all behind me. The thing that I don't understand is, why can't I manage to get it accomplished?

58:27 Stryker Why can't you stop the pattern? Do you want to know why? You want to know why? This is this. You know what I'm doing right now? This is what I do to Adam. I go, I smell it. I just know it's here. What?

58:38 Adam Something, something deeper than.

58:40 Stryker No.

58:40 Drew I smell it too.

58:41 Stryker No. Dad was an alcoholic.

58:42 Drew I thought that was.

58:43 Stryker Have a beer, dude.

58:44 Drew Let's hear it. Let's hear it.

58:45 Stryker Dad was an alcoholic. Yeah.

58:47 Caller No.

58:48 Stryker I bet you. And I'm not, I don't want to put words in your mouth, but Julie, I think there's some addictive process here with you. And I don't know what. I don't know what it is exactly. Whether just so we hear the cigarettes, but but but but but you know, you smelled all that. But there's something going on here that you're not dealing with. And I smell what the rock is cooking. And I would suspect it's denial about some kind of addictive process. That's what I would suspect. Your dad didn't drink?

59:14 Caller No.

59:15 Stryker He didn't smoke pot?

59:16 Caller No.

59:17 Stryker He was not.

59:18 Caller That has never been an issue.

59:19 Stryker Mom wasn't?

59:21 Caller No.

59:22 Adam Julie, I want to know why you seem so.

59:24 Stryker I've never wrong about this, by the way.

59:25 Adam Wait, Julie, I want to know why you seem, at least to me, I'm just a guy sitting here, why you seem kind of crazed slash obsessed with why you can't find someone that you're completely compatible with. I'm not married. I'm 27. I go with guys. I like them. I don't like them. What? I mean, can't you just, you know, kind of chill?

59:41 Drew Yeah, you need to relax and it'll happen.

59:43 Adam Yeah.

59:44 Caller I've been trying that for about three years. That's my problem. That's a point that I hit as I'm starting to get frustrated.

59:50 Drew But are you happy in life without a companion?

59:56 Caller Yes.

59:56 Caller I've been without for two and a half years now.

59:59 Stryker No, Julie. Why am I reading addiction so strongly?

1:00:02 Adam You're still smelling something.

1:00:04 Caller I don't disagree with you. I know that there is an addictive pattern and an addictive history in my background and in my life.

1:00:11 Stryker All right. So I just know it's there. And, Julie, I treat acts every day of my professional life. I know it. I smell it. And I don't know what you're doing, what you're using. But unless you get in a program of recovery, you're not going to figure this out because no other psychological problems can be dealt with until the addictive process is in hand. What are you addicted to?

1:00:34 Caller I, probably myself, because I have been through drug rehab, successfully completed. I am clean and sober for three and a half years.

1:00:43 Stryker How the hell can you sit there and tell me I'm no addict? You've been in the hospital for addiction, for god's sake. I know.

1:00:50 Caller I get myself into it.

1:00:51 Stryker But Julie, you don't have a sponsor and you're not working a program right now. You're not. I can feel it. I can hear it. And unless you get yourself a god damn sponsor and get to work on those steps again, none of this is going to make any sense.

1:01:05 Adam Now I know why this is for a colon, why it's off the deep end.

1:01:07 Stryker How did I magically know all this, Julie? How did I magically know this?

1:01:10 Because you're the doctor.

1:01:12 Stryker And if it's not relevant, why did I stop the show, say I know what's going on here, you denied it, I persisted. It's what's going on here, Julie. Stop the denial. Oh my god.

1:01:23 Adam So what does she need to do? Get more, get the hell out of here.

1:01:25 Stryker She needs to get her sponsor, get back in the program, get back, get through that fifth step and this will all start to settle down. She didn't do crap with her therapist.

1:01:33 Adam It was obvious in the beginning, she was crazed by that. I can't find a man.

1:01:36 Stryker She should drug at it. She should drug at it in her disease.

1:01:39 Adam And you smelled it.

1:01:40 Stryker I knew it. When it's there, I know it. You knew it.

1:01:44 Adam Leticia?

1:01:45 Caller Yes?

1:01:45 Adam I smell something on you. Let's not hope it's too bad. What is it?

1:01:50 Caller Well, I have never been able to take birth control, any type of birth control. I get really bad cramping to where I can't get up. I also get really bad clotting.

1:02:01 Adam There's the word again, clotting. Go ahead.

1:02:04 Caller Well, no, I mean, I get it so bad that days I can't move, I can't get out of bed.

1:02:09 Stryker What gives you the bad clotting?

1:02:10 Caller The birth control, any type of birth control.

1:02:13 Stryker How many different types of you?

1:02:15 Caller I was actually on a really low dosage even. My doctor put me on a really low-

1:02:19 Stryker How many different types of pills have you tried?

1:02:22 Caller I must have been on at least five or six.

1:02:24 Stryker Have you tried the shot?

1:02:25 Caller Yes.

1:02:25 Stryker Okay.

1:02:25 Caller I've also been on the implant. Got it.

1:02:27 Stryker All right.

1:02:28 Caller I cannot take it.

1:02:29 Stryker Fine.

1:02:30 Adam So what's your question? Is there something that-

1:02:33 Caller What I'm wondering, is there supposed to be a new men's birth control? It's supposed to be coming out.

1:02:40 Stryker Within the year. I'm expecting it soon.

1:02:42 Adam You have a boyfriend?

1:02:43 Caller Yes.

1:02:43 Adam And so you don't practice, I guess it's not safe.

1:02:46 Stryker Wear condoms. Keep the morning after pill around, okay?

1:02:50 Caller Yes, I do that.

1:02:51 Stryker And then when the male contraceptor comes along, he can use it.

1:02:53 Caller Now, do we know if there's supposed to be any type of side effects?

1:02:57 Stryker I'm sure there will be, but it looks pretty good on paper.

1:02:59 Adam So far, on the men they've tried that male pill on, only five of their penises have fall off.

1:03:04 Stryker Yeah, five of the hundred in the study.

1:03:06 Adam Yeah, exactly.

1:03:07 Stryker Five percent. Five percent penile.

1:03:08 Adam So there's a small chance he may be penisless.

1:03:11 Stryker Well, there were five more amputated that didn't fall off spontaneously.

1:03:15 Adam All right, Letitia?

1:03:15 Caller All righty.

1:03:17 Adam Good luck with the clotting.

1:03:18 Stryker Thanks. Okay.

1:03:19 Adam Bye-bye. All right, you guys listening to Love Line, and David Lascher is here. He's just sitting here looking at us like a deer in a hat.

1:03:24 Drew No, I'm just thinking there's three guys here taking a lot of calls about clotting and vaginas and, you know, yeah, none of us have one.

1:03:32 Adam A vagina.

1:03:32 Drew Right.

1:03:33 Stryker But I examined plenty.

1:03:34 Drew Right. So we...

1:03:36 Adam That's on your personal time, Dr. Drew.

1:03:37 Stryker Yes, that's my entertainment.

1:03:39 Adam And does your lady know about this?

1:03:41 Stryker Okay. Chris?

1:03:43 Caller Hello, Dr. Drew. I've been in a relationship with this girl for a couple of weeks now, and I'm actually trying to get worried about her because I think that she might be... She socially isolates herself and she's an art student. And I don't know. Her father was abusive towards her and he wasn't alcoholic.

1:04:01 Stryker What's your plan?

1:04:02 Caller And I don't know. I don't know if I'm just overreacting because whenever I talk to her about it, she doesn't really have any friends and I'm not sure if this is normal behavior or what.

1:04:11 Stryker Hey, Chris. Does she want you to fix her? Is she asking you for help, some type?

1:04:16 Caller She... I'm worried about her because I just noticed that...

1:04:20 Stryker Is she asking for help?

1:04:22 Caller She's not asking for help, but...

1:04:24 Stryker She's okay. She's happy with her life.

1:04:26 Caller She seems like she's happy, but her best friend a few years ago committed suicide. And she experienced a lot of pain when she was in high school. So I don't know whether...

1:04:37 Stryker Is she... You won't answer my question. Is she saying, Chris, I'm thinking to help her. You gotta help me. I need help. Why are you gonna go fix a girl that's managing just fine? She's an art student. She's doing okay.

1:04:49 Adam Art students are all a little wacky, though.

1:04:51 Stryker She's not planning on hurting herself, not planning on hurting anyone else. She's functioning well. What do you want to do here, Chris?

1:04:56 Caller The thing is, I'm not sure... She completely... She's always by herself and I'm worried about her because I can never... I have this feeling that she's unhappy because she... Whenever I talk to her, she kind of... She doesn't want to talk about it. She's always...

1:05:10 Stryker Yeah, it's none of your goddamn business, Chris.

1:05:13 Caller I'm her boyfriend, so...

1:05:15 Stryker Yeah, but that's her material. If she doesn't want to talk about it, that's fine.

1:05:20 Caller I'm just trying to help her because I think...

1:05:21 Stryker Does she ask for help?

1:05:24 Caller Well, I just think that...

1:05:27 Stryker It's not about you, Chris. Relax here, dude. If she's depressed, you might suggest to her that you see her suffering and then maybe someone else, not you, can maybe serve that role of helping her. But otherwise, your job is to be her boyfriend, not to fix her.

1:05:44 Adam Hey, Chris, how long have you guys been going out?

1:05:46 Caller Just for about three, four weeks.

1:05:48 Adam Exactly. Then don't do it.

1:05:49 Caller Three or four weeks?

1:05:50 Adam Yeah.

1:05:50 Stryker Oh, for Chris, please. For Chris. If I had more time, we'd crack him open too. God.

1:05:57 Adam All right. We need to get some more uppity, crazy, non-medical things going here.

1:06:01 Drew What happened to those masturbating girls?

1:06:02 Adam Mr. Phone Screener, because when it's all medical, I see here like a slab of meat with mittens. Mark, you're 18 on Loveline.

1:06:09 Caller How's it going, guys?

1:06:09 Adam Good. What's up?

1:06:10 Caller I just want to know, David. Yo. We're going Wild N Crazy Kids.

1:06:14 Drew What's that?

1:06:15 Caller Wild N Crazy Kids.

1:06:16 Drew What's that?

1:06:17 Caller With a show on Nickelodeon, a long time ago.

1:06:20 Drew Are you asking if I was on it? Yeah. No, I never even heard of it.

1:06:23 Caller No?

1:06:24 Stryker Why?

1:06:25 Caller I was just wondering. I just remember seeing Hey Dude and this growing up.

1:06:28 Drew No sexual problems?

1:06:30 Caller Actually, yeah.

1:06:31 Stryker What's the matter?

1:06:31 Caller I got a bump on my right nut.

1:06:34 Stryker Nice.

1:06:35 Caller Yeah.

1:06:35 Stryker Good times.

1:06:35 Adam Does it feel like a rock? Is it one lump?

1:06:38 Caller It's like a BB, but it's been there for a long time.

1:06:41 Stryker Is it in the skin or is it in the testicle?

1:06:44 Caller In the testicle.

1:06:45 Stryker You ought to get that checked out.

1:06:47 Adam You need to go see an eye doctor.

1:06:48 Drew Dr. Drew goes, yeah, you ought to get that checked out.

1:06:51 Caller You are a good doctor. No wonder you're here.

1:06:53 Stryker Well, obviously, but if he'd said it, a BB though is smooth and rocks are irregular. If he'd said like a pebble, I'd say, boy, go tomorrow. But a BB that's been the same for a long time, I've always said there's a big difference between a rock and a pebble.

1:07:08 Adam Yeah, last night we had a guy call he's like, I have rocks in my nuts. So it was wonderful. All right, we got to take another break here. It's Loveline 1-800, Love 1-9-1 if you want to get in. David Lascher is here from Sabrina The Teenage Witch. The season finale is going to be Friday night on the WB. Thank you. It's Feb on the Frog, even though we're in May. We'll speak to Brad in a minute. And man, Tanny Noil on the vagina. And is it good? I know it's smooth, not as good as astroglide. We'll find out what's up with that dude. Coming up next on Loveline. All right, we're back. It's Loveline and Striker in for Adam Corolla, feebly attempting to keep his seat warm until he comes back along with the doctor.

1:07:51 Stryker I wanna take him to a Laker game.

1:07:53 Adam Oh, your son?

1:07:53 Stryker Can you do that?

1:07:54 Adam Can I get Laker tickets? Yeah, I think I can maybe come up with a pair.

1:07:57 Stryker You can do that in the playoffs?

1:07:59 Adam Oh, in the playoffs.

1:08:00 Stryker Here we are. Well, here we are.

1:08:01 Drew Yeah, here we are.

1:08:01 Adam They're playing the Spurs now.

1:08:02 Drew What do you think we're talking? What are you talking about?

1:08:04 Adam You love the Knicks, David.

1:08:05 Drew How do you know?

1:08:06 Adam I know things about you.

1:08:07 Drew I'm a big Knicks fan, yeah, I'm sure.

1:08:08 Adam Sorry about your squad, man.

1:08:10 Drew Bad year.

1:08:11 Adam What do you think of your head coach?

1:08:13 Drew Van Gundy is the greatest. When he grabbed on to Alonzo Mourning's leg and held on.

1:08:18 Adam Who's the guy that went in for the windmill punch on him? Someone on his own team and punched him in the face this year?

1:08:23 Drew Oh, was it Kambi?

1:08:25 Adam Yeah, I think it was Marcus Kambi.

1:08:27 Drew They were a mess this year, but I did. I'm now a Lakers fan since the Knicks are out of it. I went last week.

1:08:32 Stryker When I was a Lakers fan, it was a Knicks-Laker conflict all the time. Every year was a Knicks-Laker.

1:08:39 Drew The magic years?

1:08:40 Stryker No, no, no.

1:08:41 Adam You mean before? This was like Jerry West.

1:08:43 Stryker This was Jerry West and Gail Goodrich and Happy Heiress.

1:08:46 Adam Is that when you're going to USC?

1:08:47 Stryker No, no. It was when I was like in high school, junior high school.

1:08:50 Adam You went to school out here, high school out here?

1:08:51 Stryker Yeah. Really? You're a local boy.

1:08:52 Adam That's why, you know, that's why you have a thing for me.

1:08:54 Stryker Yeah, but the Knicks was like, who's the guy with the Senator? The Bushers.

1:08:58 Caller Yeah, the Bushers.

1:09:00 Stryker Dave deBusher.

1:09:00 Drew Frazier.

1:09:01 Stryker Who's the Senator right now?

1:09:04 Adam Oh, the Senator that almost was president.

1:09:06 Stryker Bill Bradley.

1:09:07 Drew Bill Bradley. He was on the Knicks.

1:09:09 Well, back to the point.

1:09:12 Drew Dr. Drew, you look good.

1:09:13 Stryker Pretty sure.

1:09:14 Adam Alright, enough with that. Jiminy Christmas. Drew, you do look good. Hey, Brad.

1:09:18 Drew Yeah.

1:09:19 Stryker For being as old as I am. What are you saying?

1:09:23 Adam Um, what's going on with you and Tanning Island and Vagina?

1:09:28 Caller My, uh, my girlfriend, she likes a Tan-A-Lot, and she's getting real obsessed about this kind of stuff, and I don't know why, but anyway, she told me today, she calls me every once in a while, like, like on schedule, but she calls me and she says, uh, yeah, I got, I read something in a, in a magazine, uh, Health Tips, uh, that, uh, if you put tanning oil, some type of tanning oil on, and you shave your vagina, that you get some kind of infection.

1:10:02 Drew So don't do it.

1:10:04 Caller Well, I realize that, but, but, but what I'm saying, what I'm saying is, I shaved too.

1:10:12 Stryker Your vagina?

1:10:12 Caller I had some kind of, she wanted me to do, and I wanted her to, so that was kind of our trade-off. But, uh, well, I'm worried if I get, if I'm having sex with her, you know.

1:10:25 Adam You may get the tanning oil vagina problem.

1:10:27 Stryker Where did you go to finishing school, Brad? Yeah, I can't even follow your...

1:10:30 Adam You are not a sentence finisher, Brad, and you're talking slower.

1:10:33 Drew I saw on the screen tanning oil on the vagina. I got so excited, and this calls over now.

1:10:38 Stryker First of all, let me try to follow your logic, your trail. Uh, tanning oil on the vagina is going to be irritating, but that's it. If she shaves, certainly she can get hair follicle infections, but that's nothing to do with you. Forget about what it's going to do to you.

1:10:58 Adam Just make sure, so you don't like tan lines, then I take it, Brad.

1:11:02 Caller No, I love tan lines.

1:11:03 Adam Well, tell her to keep the panties on, then, when she's going in the tanning booth.

1:11:08 Caller No, she's just getting really obsessive about stuff now.

1:11:11 Caller She really wants to go.

1:11:13 Stryker To go do what?

1:11:15 Caller She wants to go out and do a lot of things, and like two weeks ago, I mean, she told me, after being together six months last Monday, that she had cheated on me twice.

1:11:26 Adam Oh, she's on speed. She's crazy.

1:11:28 Stryker Yeah.

1:11:29 Caller And, like, I was really worried about that.

1:11:33 Adam Why are you still with her if it's only been six months and she's cheated twice? That's every three months.

1:11:39 Caller Well, the thing is, I love her.

1:11:43 Adam Six months, Brad. Come on, man. What's wrong with you?

1:11:46 Caller I don't know. I'm just, I like to have girlfriends for, you know, like, somebody to talk to, because I never really had that as a kid.

1:11:54 Adam You go on the Internet a lot?

1:11:55 Stryker So you can't believe that someone will have you, and therefore you'll take anything from them, right? You'll accept any behavior, because it's so amazing to you that anybody will even be your girlfriend. Yeah, Brad, that's not true.

1:12:07 Caller Well, I mean, I'm not, I don't think of myself as a loser. I mean, everybody says I'm good-looking and I can, but I'm outgoing, but I mean, I gotta live my life, too.

1:12:17 Stryker Well, you have some fundamental self-worth issues that are sort of hanging around here and affecting your ability to assert what you need in a relationship, to make better choices in a relationship.

1:12:25 Drew All right, actually.

1:12:28 Adam I can't take that anymore. All right, let's move on to...

1:12:31 Drew We gotta, like, uncover some real good stuff.

1:12:33 Stryker All right, go.

1:12:34 Adam Andrea.

1:12:35 Yeah?

1:12:35 Adam How you're 14 on Loveline. What's going on?

1:12:37 Caller Well, I have a small problem. Wait, first of all, I just want to say, David.

1:12:41 Drew Yeah?

1:12:42 Caller You're like 29 or something, right?

1:12:44 Drew Yes.

1:12:44 Caller I cannot believe that. You are totally hot. Just wanted to let you know. Oh my God.

1:12:48 Drew And you're 14?

1:12:49 Caller Yeah.

1:12:50 Stryker That someone as old as that would be appealing to her is what she's amazed by.

1:12:53 Drew I feel so good.

1:12:55 Caller When I first saw him, I didn't know that. And I really thought he was hot. And now I know. So I feel sort of bad about it. But never mind.

1:13:00 Adam Don't feel bad. He wears it well.

1:13:02 Caller OK. Well, anyway, I am 14. I am 5'3. I have a 36-C cup size, almost D. And I mean, I've got like a 25-inch waist. I am way out of proportion. And guys love me for it.

1:13:17 Caller But the only problem is, you know, David likes her now.

1:13:21 Adam You like her. I know you like her. Yeah.

1:13:25 Caller Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:13:25 Adam Well, so what's up?

1:13:28 Caller The problem with this is, you know, I'm super picky about guys, mainly for that reason.

1:13:32 Adam Good.

1:13:32 Stryker For smart.

1:13:33 Caller I'm not going to go out with any guys, you know, who just want to get some beauty or something like that.

1:13:36 Stryker Very smart.

1:13:36 Caller I'm not going to give it to them.

1:13:37 Stryker Andrea, good work. Exactly.

1:13:38 Adam Don't give up the nappy dugout, OK?

1:13:40 Stryker Great. Yeah.

1:13:41 Caller But I mean, the only problem is, I just want to know if guys are ever going to like me for like, you know, myself.

1:13:46 Stryker Yes, they are. And the relationships that you have over time are going to be because of who you are. But...

1:13:50 Drew Especially now that you're cautious of it at such a young age.

1:13:53 Stryker Absolutely. And it's very realistic to be cautious like that because guys are going to be very attracted to you. They're going to be drawn to you. They can't help themselves.

1:14:00 Drew She's going to know immediately when a guy's just...

1:14:03 Stryker Well, but if it's a guy that she's attracted to because you like... Let's say David is sort of attracted to you and you're attracted to him. Should he not trust you because you're...

1:14:12 Caller I've never even seen me.

1:14:13 Stryker But Andrew, hypothetically...

1:14:15 Drew I'd go to jail.

1:14:16 Stryker Yeah, but let's just hypothetically, if he came on to you and you were attracted to how he looks, should he not trust you? Do you understand?

1:14:26 Drew You know what? Looks are like an ice breaker.

1:14:27 Stryker Looks are where it starts. That's right. Looks are where it starts.

1:14:30 Drew But you'll know if a guy is really listening to you and wanting to hang out with you and not just...

1:14:35 Adam I'm going to stare at this chick's boobs.

1:14:37 Stryker That's right. Adam, you'd want to avoid. But you're already starting the process of learning how to assess guys and that's good.

1:14:43 Adam But Andrea, you said you're almost a D now. You're 14. If they stay that size, who knows if they will, they're not going to be considered enormous when you become 18, 20 years old unless you're still maybe 5'3, I guess. And plus, hey, you can use those boobies to your advantage, by the way. They're a gift.

1:14:59 Caller I don't want to though. Not right now.

1:15:01 Adam All right.

1:15:01 Caller That's good.

1:15:02 Adam Very good. Very good.

1:15:02 Drew She's a good girl.

1:15:03 Adam Yeah. There you go. All right, Andrea. Thanks for calling.

1:15:05 Drew Thanks for calling.

1:15:06 Adam Yeah. Okay. Bye-bye. Bye. So David is here. David Lascher. He's hot. And he's on Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

1:15:13 Drew Yes, sir.

1:15:13 Adam With Melissa Joan Hart. And who else is on the cast right now, in case they're listening?

1:15:18 Drew Melissa said we could call her, by the way.

1:15:20 Stryker All right. Give her a buzz, Ann.

1:15:22 Adam Well, maybe we'll try to get hold of her.

1:15:24 Drew Soleil Moonfry joined the cast.

1:15:26 Stryker Speaking of Soleil.

1:15:28 Drew Oh, God. I walked right into that.

1:15:29 Caller Yeah, you did.

1:15:31 Drew Yeah. She's a... But she's...

1:15:32 Stryker They don't have the number. You didn't give her the number.

1:15:34 Adam Yeah, very proportionate.

1:15:35 Stryker So, I had a reduction.

1:15:37 Caller Yeah, she did.

1:15:38 Drew She did and she looks beautiful.

1:15:41 Adam Is she married to a hockey player or something?

1:15:43 Drew No, she's married to a big businessman. Big guy, Jason, yeah.

1:15:47 Adam See what bigs boob get you, Andrea? Big business.

1:15:50 Stryker Bigs boobs.

1:15:51 Adam All right, who are you talking? Jim?

1:15:53 Caller Yeah.

1:15:53 Adam What's up, dude? You're 30 on Loveline.

1:15:56 Caller Yeah, me and my wife, we're... So, she's been looking to get in the boob job done, but we're looking to do maybe... Is there any natural ways to make them a little larger rather than having her get pregnant?

1:16:06 Adam I saw something on TV today. It cost $2,000, though, where they put this contraption on, these sucking devices, and then you wear some sort of sports bra looking thing over that, and you're supposed to wear it 12 hours a day, and it's supposed to increase up to one cup size. And the women they had on there attested to it working. No, no, no, hold on.

1:16:27 Stryker No, no.

1:16:27 Adam They said it was working.

1:16:29 Stryker It worked for them. It probably caused just tissue swelling.

1:16:31 Adam Well, I don't know.

1:16:32 Stryker I don't have the boobs. Aren't you sort of asking a question that in the question is an irony? I'm going to make them more naturally big? How can you screw with nature and have it be a natural process?

1:16:47 Adam Exactly. What size is she, Jim?

1:16:50 Caller She's a 36C now.

1:16:51 Stryker That's not that bad. C is what most women wish for. They either want to go down to a C or up to a C. That's perfect.

1:16:58 Caller She wants to be just a little larger. We don't want to do the surgery because of all the crap that causes later on down the road.

1:17:05 Stryker Like what?

1:17:06 Caller Oh, like the silicone implants and all that. There's the chance of scarring and then if the stuff leaks you can give you cancer or whatever.

1:17:13 Stryker Well, there's no evidence that the silicone does anything to anybody and you certainly don't have to have silicone. So what are the long-term problems you're concerned with?

1:17:20 Adam Well, Jim's seen all the reports, especially in the past, you know, not lately probably.

1:17:24 Stryker Lately have what? Lately have because it's all been refuted.

1:17:26 Adam Right, exactly. You need to find a really good doctor, Jim.

1:17:31 Stryker Well, Jim, has she ever been on the pill?

1:17:33 Caller Yes, she. No, she hasn't.

1:17:35 Stryker Okay, sometimes that will make women go up a little bit in their breast size. So you might try that. That's an option. Okay? Okay. That's certainly not a natural way to do it, but it's an option. Okay.

1:17:46 Adam Adam Corolla and myself are similar in the fact, man, do I like bosoms.

1:17:49 Stryker Nice. And I like them big.

1:17:50 Adam And I like them there. What's that?

1:17:52 Drew Do you like them there?

1:17:54 Stryker Yeah. Where else would you like them? Yeah.

1:17:56 Adam I like them everywhere. Speaking of boobs, Melissa Joan Hart?

1:17:59 Caller Yeah.

1:17:59 Adam How are you?

1:18:00 Drew This is great.

1:18:01 Caller That's the best segue I've ever heard.

1:18:03 Adam Thank you. How's it going?

1:18:04 Caller Going good.

1:18:05 Adam Welcome to Loveline.

1:18:06 Caller Thank you.

1:18:07 Adam So how is David to work with over there in Sabrina The Teenage Witch?

1:18:10 Caller Well, David and I did a movie years ago called Twisted Desire where I killed my parents because I wanted to be with him.

1:18:17 Adam Nice.

1:18:19 Caller We just actually today announced the WB fall line up and we got picked up for two more years.

1:18:26 Adam Good job. How's that independent movie you're working on right now?

1:18:31 Caller Oh, that one, that's done. Now I'm doing the Vagina Monologues.

1:18:35 Adam Nice.

1:18:36 Drew Right, which is very relevant. We've been talking about them all night.

1:18:39 Caller Yeah, which is, you know, is a good thing.

1:18:41 Drew You've got to be an expert by now. She does like 20 different orgasms in this movie.

1:18:46 Adam Man, is that...

1:18:47 Caller You guys should come see it.

1:18:48 Drew Just for that long.

1:18:49 Adam Wow. Who's in it with you right now? Who are the other women?

1:18:51 Caller Ann Magnuson and Sarah Jones.

1:18:53 Adam Okay.

1:18:54 Caller And they're both fabulous in it. It's just, I don't know if you've seen it before, but it's just such a wonderful, empowering fun play to do.

1:19:01 Drew It's an eye-opener for guys. You'll learn stuff.

1:19:04 Caller David came to see it the other day and...

1:19:05 Drew I was shocked.

1:19:06 Caller He was like, I think he wanted a vagina after it. He was a little jealous.

1:19:09 Drew It makes you want one. It really does.

1:19:11 Stryker Really?

1:19:12 Adam Man, by the way, if you guys are listening, that's Melissa Joan Hart on the line along with David. They're both from Sabrina.

1:19:17 Drew Give her a call. Let her take one.

1:19:19 Adam All right.

1:19:19 Drew Let's...

1:19:20 Adam No, I got it. I got it. It's all right.

1:19:22 Drew Dr. Mel.

1:19:23 Adam Melissa, try to help us out on this. Ed? Yeah. What's up? You're 26. On with Melissa Joan Hart. David Lascher, it's Stryker and Dr. Drew. Go ahead.

1:19:31 Caller Okay. How are you doing?

1:19:32 Adam Yeah, you don't care. What's the question?

1:19:34 Caller Well, I got a quick question for you.

1:19:35 Caller Yeah. I'm 26 and my nipples are always hard.

1:19:40 Adam This is just for Melissa.

1:19:41 Caller They have no color to them, too white.

1:19:43 Caller They're always hard like a rock.

1:19:44 Drew Take it away, Mellie.

1:19:46 Caller Melissa.

1:19:46 Caller They're always hard, huh?

1:19:48 Caller Always hard.

1:19:49 Caller Wow.

1:19:51 Drew Too bad you're not a chick.

1:19:51 Caller I wish I could say mine too, but...

1:19:53 Caller I'm sorry?

1:19:54 Caller I wish I could say mine or two, but... Wow.

1:19:57 Drew You need ice cubes for that, right, Mel?

1:19:58 Caller Yeah, right? They have to ice them. Yeah, I think this is one for Dr. Drew, man. He did the wrong thing, and he yelled at Lisa.

1:20:07 Caller She defers to the doctor.

1:20:09 Stryker I've never yelled at her, ever.

1:20:10 Caller I know, I know, I know, but I just don't know the appropriate response, so I'll leave that to you.

1:20:15 Stryker Okay, I'm not sure I do either. Has it always been this way, Ed?

1:20:19 Caller They've always been hard.

1:20:20 Stryker As long as you've been sort of an adult.

1:20:22 Caller At least that I've known for the past six, seven years.

1:20:25 Stryker Are you fat?

1:20:27 Caller I'm sorry?

1:20:27 Stryker No. Some people, that's just the nature of how their breast is sort of constructed. It's not that they're always hard, it's that they don't go down. And that's just you. That's all right.

1:20:37 Caller Yeah, I've known some guys like that.

1:20:39 Drew Yeah, I think mine are harder.

1:20:40 Caller There could be some wrong.

1:20:41 Stryker No.

1:20:42 Caller They feel like little rocks.

1:20:43 Stryker Underneath the nipple, the tip of the nipple.

1:20:46 Caller Just the nipple itself.

1:20:47 Stryker So nothing underneath, in the tissue there, nothing growing, like no breast growth underneath.

1:20:51 Caller No.

1:20:52 Stryker No, relax, Ed.

1:20:52 Caller Am I a good-looking guy?

1:20:54 Caller Am I a good-looking guy?

1:20:55 Caller My boyfriend always got that too, so.

1:20:57 Adam Well, that's because your hands are always there.

1:20:59 Caller That's true.

1:20:59 Stryker So, Ed, Melissa's into it, so relax, okay?

1:21:02 Adam All right, Ed.

1:21:03 Drew I noticed that about her.

1:21:04 Adam All right, Melissa, we're going to take another one right here, okay?

1:21:06 Drew All right.

1:21:07 Adam Hey, Albert.

1:21:08 Caller Yes.

1:21:08 Adam You're 24 on Loveline.

1:21:10 Caller Yes.

1:21:10 Stryker What's up?

1:21:11 Caller I got a question for Dr. Drew.

1:21:12 Stryker It was for Melissa, though. No, no. You asked Melissa first.

1:21:15 Caller Okay, Melissa, I got this question for you to help me out. I didn't think I'd be talking to Melissa, though.

1:21:20 Caller I'll see what I can do.

1:21:21 Caller Hey, the Oregonian, which is the state's largest newspaper, has got this pretty good sized ad of talking about males' organs being enlarged at a doctor's office. And without calling, I'm just kind of curious, what kind of procedure is there that doctors actually do?

1:21:37 Drew And where do I sign up?

1:21:39 Caller Wow, well, I just saw like an infomercial the other day, I think, for this vacuum thing that sucks women's boobs. I don't know about...

1:21:45 Adam I was just talking about that, Melissa.

1:21:46 Caller Yeah, that was just being talked about, yeah.

1:21:48 Caller I just thought, well, you wear this bra for like eight hours and it sucks that... I don't know.

1:21:52 Adam Yes.

1:21:52 Stryker Oh, good time, Melissa.

1:21:53 Caller That's what somebody else is talking about.

1:21:55 Stryker Good time, Melissa. That's nice.

1:21:56 Adam Albert.

1:21:57 Stryker And you guys know, Albert, I want to point out that if it's in a commercial, in a newspaper, if it's in an ad, and if it's in an infomercial, you know it's true.

1:22:04 Adam I got the George Foreman girl and that is the best god damn thing I've ever bought, by the way.

1:22:08 Stryker You know what? I've actually heard that.

1:22:09 Adam It is so everyone in my house for grilled cheese tonight.

1:22:12 Drew Yeah, people at the George Foreman.

1:22:14 Stryker And the egg maker, that egg maker for the microwave, that's supposed to be a good product too.

1:22:17 Drew They won't do anything for your breast though.

1:22:18 Adam Nothing, or the nipples.

1:22:20 Caller Albert, I don't pay attention to infomercials, but you know, this looked like it was a legitimate doctor's...

1:22:25 Stryker Yeah, yeah, well, legitimate, Albert, here's the deal, there are procedures that are being done, they're sort of packing fat in and doing various things. None of these have been really terribly successful. They're out of favor, yeah, they're out of favor right now. There may be other techniques people are using. They actually cut the frenulum, it sort of makes the penis kind of stick out of the abdomen a little bit further. There's various things they can do, but the fact is if you're preoccupied about the size of your penis, it's not about the size of your penis, it's about your sense of your own worth. Then men start focusing on that, unless you really have some anatomic difficulty, like you're an inch, it's not something you should be really concerned about.

1:22:57 Adam What do you got down there right now, Albert?

1:23:00 Drew About four or five inches.

1:23:02 Adam I want to know, Albert.

1:23:04 Caller I guess about four and a half inches.

1:23:07 Caller There it goes, there it goes.

1:23:09 Adam Melissa, please stop laughing at them.

1:23:11 Caller Wow, I didn't know I laughed like that.

1:23:13 Caller But my asshole is the size of a mason's-

1:23:15 Stryker Oh, Albert, good, very good, cheers.

1:23:18 Adam All right, Melissa, we are taking one more and this one is definitely for you, okay? All right, that's Melissa Joan Hart on there, along with David Lascher here on Loveline.

1:23:26 Caller Oh my God, what is that?

1:23:27 Stryker What?

1:23:27 Adam What are you looking at?

1:23:27 Stryker Did we read number two?

1:23:28 Drew Mellie needs a good call.

1:23:30 Adam These are kind of- No, no, here we go. Cindy?

1:23:32 Caller Yeah?

1:23:33 Adam You're 13, ask away, and you're on Loveline, go ahead.

1:23:36 Caller Um, well, my boyfriend, like, he fingers me and, well, the first couple of times he did it, like, I started bleeding and I didn't, but I don't bleed anymore. But I was just wondering if, like, what if he popped my cherry or went on?

1:23:56 Stryker There could be some hymen rupture with that, sure.

1:23:59 Caller But I also have the disease lupus of the immune system, and I didn't know if that was connected at all or...

1:24:06 Stryker Do you have sores in the vagina from the lupus?

1:24:09 Caller Excuse me?

1:24:09 Stryker Do you ever get sores in your mouth or your vagina from the lupus? No. No, it has nothing to do with the lupus.

1:24:15 Adam And I don't know at 13 if your boyfriend should be sticking his finger in there yet, Cindy.

1:24:20 Caller That's a little young. I would wait off on that. Hold off on that. Make him respect you first.

1:24:26 Caller Make him work for it.

1:24:27 Drew At least take it at dinner.

1:24:28 Adam Yeah.

1:24:29 Caller Wait till he can drive.

1:24:31 Drew It definitely was the chair.

1:24:32 Stryker Most of this is Loveline. He may be driving, but he may be like...

1:24:36 Adam Cindy, how old is this guy? If he wants to stick his fingers already.

1:24:39 Caller 14.

1:24:40 Adam 14. Alright.

1:24:41 Stryker Sort of a relief. Pointy little bugger. What are you taking for your lupus?

1:24:45 Caller They haven't put me on anything yet, but I'm supposed to go to the rheumatologist really soon, and they might put me on steroids.

1:24:52 Stryker So you've never seen a rheumatologist?

1:24:54 Caller No, I have, but I need to go back, because it's gotten worse.

1:24:58 Caller What is lupus?

1:24:59 Stryker Lupus, systemic lupus erythematosus is an autoimmune syndrome where it's pretty complicated. They think of it as an attack on the DNA of the cells. You get skin disease, rashes, you get joint inflammation. The big thing you get activated, whether it's photo-activated lupus can be just a skin thing, but the big thing with lupus is they get a kidney disease. It's really quite devastating sometimes. They also get inflammation in the vessels in the brain. They can get a certain kind of heart problem.

1:25:26 Drew My sister was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis and they told her if she goes in the sun too much, it could turn into lupus.

1:25:35 Stryker The question is whether she really had rheumatoid arthritis and maybe she had lupus. That might sort of express itself at that point.

1:25:42 Adam Hey Melissa, how much did you know, and I'm not trying to embarrass you or anything, but that girl was just 13 asking about popping her cherry and the fingering.

1:25:50 Caller I didn't even have my period.

1:25:51 Caller I mean, I don't know, that's very strange to me.

1:25:55 Drew Girls develop faster these days.

1:25:57 Adam Yeah, of course, but Cindy, Cindy by the way, seriously, can you just try to hold off with having your boyfriend at only 13 and 14 years old inserting things inside of you and just think you wouldn't be so worried right now if that wouldn't even happen.

1:26:11 Caller Right. I had such drama about my first kiss at that age. I couldn't even think about it. I mean, but then again, I was the oldest child. I think that had something to do with it, but also, I don't know, I was kind of a shy child, I think.

1:26:28 Drew You've come out of that though, huh?

1:26:29 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:26:30 Adam Yeah, by the way, I loved your maxim spread a while ago.

1:26:33 Drew Yeah, they can't stop talking.

1:26:34 Caller Yeah, I was shy, huh?

1:26:34 Adam Yeah, it was great. All right. Melissa, we have to take a little break here.

1:26:37 Caller Yeah.

1:26:38 Adam So maybe if you could just hold on for a sec. No problem. And we'll bring you back. The season finale of Sabrina The Teenage Witch, David, is going to be on Friday night at what time? Friday night, 8 o'clock, 8 o'clock on the old WB, right? Yep. All right. We'll be back with more Loveline right after this. Please hold on. Chad from Newfound Glory, if you're out there listening in Florida, hello. It's Stryker for Adam Corolla, along with Dr. Drew on Loveline. David Lascher is here from the TV show Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

1:27:11 Drew Hello.

1:27:12 Adam And the season finale is going to be this Friday on the WB.

1:27:15 Drew WB.

1:27:16 Adam And I work my radio show while it's on, so I'm going to tape it and watch when I get home and see your work.

1:27:22 Drew I bet you will. I do every week.

1:27:24 Adam Seriously, every Friday night. But man, there's a really strong following for that show that's been going on for years.

1:27:29 Drew Yeah, the people who watch it love it. That's awesome.

1:27:32 Adam Alright, 1-800-LOVE-191. And by the way, you guys, tomorrow night, Living End is going to be on great punk rock band from Australia, and we'll find out what they're like. And it's great just to talk to them, because they all sound like the Crocodile Hunter.

1:27:44 Boy, good night.

1:27:45 Adam Yeah, good night.

1:27:46 Drew This crocodile is huge.

1:27:48 Adam Melissa, are you there? I'm here. Melissa Joan Hart is on the phone with us also, and you're doing a bunch of stuff, yeah?

1:27:55 Caller Yeah.

1:27:55 Adam Like what, if you want to spread the word right now?

1:27:57 Caller Well, I'm doing the Vagina Monologue right now for the next two weeks in LA.

1:28:01 Drew Vagina.

1:28:02 Caller Vagina. It's a great word. I get to say some other fun words in the play, too, that are, I can't.

1:28:09 Stryker Very Sabrina-like, huh? Yeah, very Sabrina-like.

1:28:12 Drew Her alter ego.

1:28:13 Caller And I want to thank David right now for busting up my boyfriend.

1:28:16 Drew They had a little softball game tonight, and this guy's a Division I football player, and he ripped a hamstring.

1:28:24 Stryker Oh, no. Oh, no.

1:28:25 Drew See, all right?

1:28:26 Caller No, he's limping around.

1:28:28 Stryker Oh, my God.

1:28:28 Drew Does he want to talk to Dr. Drew?

1:28:30 Stryker I said, I said, I said.

1:28:32 Adam All right, well, let's take some more calls here, you guys. Lisa.

1:28:35 Stryker Yeah?

1:28:35 Adam Hi, you're on 18. I mean, you're 18 and you're on Loveline. I was looking at the clock, cause Drew just wrote me a note.

1:28:41 Caller Okay. There's questions about my sister.

1:28:44 Adam Okay. Your sister?

1:28:46 Caller Yeah. My sister, she just recently told me she was pregnant. And then she came over my house and then she told me that her boyfriend had given her gonorrhea or chlamydia or one of them. And when she's at work, she wears a tampon because she has a lot of discharge. And I guess it smells really bad.

1:29:04 Adam It goes right into the pizza when she's working at Pizza Hut.

1:29:07 Stryker What the hell is she doing?

1:29:08 Caller At the department store. But I was just wondering how bad is that? I mean, she's pregnant and she has gonorrhea and she's wearing a tampon.

1:29:16 Stryker Help me understand why she's not getting gonorrhea treated.

1:29:19 Caller She doesn't have any insurance.

1:29:21 Stryker Yeah, well go to a county facility. That pregnancy is going to terminate. And she could get a life-threatening complication. God knows.

1:29:28 Caller Yeah, because she was talking about from the tampon, I know you can get, I'm not sure, toxinia or something.

1:29:35 Stryker You can get toxic shock and you can get, that infection is going to get up into the uterus. I mean, this is very serious, Lisa. I know, I just, This is tonight, go to an emergency room. Don't worry about it.

1:29:48 Adam Because she's like, Hold on, Lisa, hold on, Lisa, hold on one sec. Drew, can you just give her the number and then we can move on. You're going to have to call this.

1:29:55 Stryker No, she has to go to an emergency room.

1:29:56 Adam Yeah, exactly, yeah. But give her, in case she has no insurance, you said there's some, you know.

1:30:00 Stryker Go to an emergency room. Go to an emergency room, whatever county, you're going to park, go to any county, go to LA County, USC, go.

1:30:06 Caller So, Lisa, does any county facility can help her?

1:30:09 Stryker Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1:30:09 Caller And will they help her get insurance or?

1:30:12 Stryker Listen, they will help her, just go to a county facility.

1:30:15 Caller Okay, so that's all she needs to do?

1:30:16 Caller Yes, right away.

1:30:17 Caller All right, thank you.

1:30:18 Adam All right, Lisa, all right. All right, try to squeeze in a few calls here before we get out. Omar.

1:30:23 Caller Yeah.

1:30:24 Adam What's up, you're 22 on Loveline.

1:30:25 Caller What's up, man?

1:30:26 Caller This is a question for Dr. Drew, actually.

1:30:28 Adam Yeah.

1:30:29 Caller I live out here in Oshisai and I'm a heroin addict, right?

1:30:32 Stryker Right.

1:30:33 Caller And last week I was doing some heroin and I was sharing an EDA with this guy. Oh my God. And a couple of days later I found out that he's got Hepatitis C.

1:30:42 Stryker Right.

1:30:42 Caller And we never cleaned out the rigs or anything. I was wondering how long do I have to wait from like contracting it, well, maybe contracting it.

1:30:51 Stryker You probably get it with it. If you're stretching my memory a little bit, but usually within about two to four weeks, you'll have an antibody response.

1:30:58 Caller Oh, really?

1:30:58 Stryker And you have about a 60% chance of getting chronic hepatitis. I don't know how long. If you get that and you drink, you would have a very high risk for cirrhosis.

1:31:09 Caller Well, I don't really drink that much. I just, you know, I'm just...

1:31:12 Stryker If you drink it all really with hepatitis C plus alcohol, chronic hep C plus alcohol equals cirrhosis, all right?

1:31:17 Adam Hey, how long have you been doing heroin?

1:31:18 Caller Oh, I've been doing heroin for about four or five years.

1:31:21 Adam Are you on it right now?

1:31:22 Caller Uh, no. I did some earlier, though.

1:31:24 Stryker Of course you're not heroin.

1:31:26 Adam I just want to see. All right, man. Good luck, okay?

1:31:28 Caller I appreciate it, Drew.

1:31:29 Stryker Take care.

1:31:30 Adam He doesn't care about fixing the addiction. He just cares about the hepatitis.

1:31:33 Stryker Well, he just, you know, that's okay. He can be cured with interferon and something called ribavirin, but most, my experience as a hepatologist won't treat that unless you've been sober about six months.

1:31:43 Adam What's the difference?

1:31:43 Caller Well, you can get the vaccine, which is...

1:31:45 Stryker Not the hep C yet. Really? No, B and B, yeah.

1:31:49 Caller I used to be a spokesperson for B.

1:31:51 Stryker B is excellent. Excellent vaccine. We should all be getting it.

1:31:54 Caller I was trying to talk to kids in elementary school and tell them to get it at a young age.

1:31:58 Stryker I gave it to my kids at the first year of life.

1:32:01 Adam All right. You know what? We have to take another quick break here. Melissa Jones-Hard is here. David Lascher at Striker for Adam and Dr. Drew. And we'll be back with more Love Line right after this one.

1:32:10 Caller Hello. This is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:32:16 Adam All right. We're back. This is Love Line. I've been striker sucking it up for two hours.

1:32:21 Stryker They're doing great, Brian.

1:32:22 Adam You're doing all right?

1:32:23 Stryker Yeah, great.

1:32:23 Adam All right. Adam's going to be back in a few days. I want to thank our guest first, David, from Sabrina.

1:32:28 Drew Thank you. Is it over?

1:32:29 Adam It's going to be over in just a second here.

1:32:30 Drew That was fast.

1:32:31 Adam Hey, Melissa. Thank you. We're going to get to Melissa. Hey, Melissa, thanks for calling in for Paging Your Man here.

1:32:37 Caller Yeah.

1:32:37 Caller Well, I've never like, I've never done an interview from my bed before. This is very exciting.

1:32:42 Drew Oh, you're in bed?

1:32:43 Caller Yeah.

1:32:44 Caller You?

1:32:45 Drew Is Brian there?

1:32:46 Caller Yeah, Brian's right here.

1:32:48 Stryker He's not there?

1:32:49 Caller He's here.

1:32:49 Stryker He's right there.

1:32:50 Adam Well, he has a bad hamster. He's out in the DM.

1:32:51 Stryker Did I hear a cat?

1:32:52 Caller Oh yeah, he's all, yeah, he's icing it.

1:32:55 Stryker Did I hear a cat?

1:32:56 Caller A what?

1:32:57 Stryker I thought I heard a meowing cat.

1:32:58 Caller No, we're watching Breakfast at Tiffany's.

1:33:01 Drew Ah, little Audrey.

1:33:02 Adam All right, so everyone make sure to watch Sabrina on Friday night on the WB at 8 p.m. And find out if David and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. But what, Dave, what's your character's name again?

1:33:14 Caller Josh.

1:33:14 Adam Josh. To see if there's a little something going on in the season finale or are they going to let us hang until next year? You got two more years coming, you guys.

1:33:21 Caller We have two more years coming, that's right.

1:33:22 Adam Congratulations. And if Sabrina, I just called you Sabrina. Melissa, if you need a guy to bring intention with your man here, bam, I'm in.

1:33:31 Drew All right, we'll give you a call. He said he saw you at the IV on Mother's Day.

1:33:36 Adam No, not the IV.

1:33:37 Drew I was peeping down your shirt.

1:33:38 Adam Yeah, I saw you at Spoggan. I was not peeping. All right.

1:33:40 Caller Well, did you notice the theater? Vagina Monologues is across the street.

1:33:43 Adam I saw it right across the street. And hold on, I have to go or else we're going to be off the air in three seconds. All right, see you guys tomorrow.

1:33:49 Caller Bye bye.

1:33:50 Stryker You're gay.

1:33:52 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline, his hand welcomes Ding Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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