Episode 1000754886935

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:15 Stryker Ace Rock Cola, Adam Carolla's not here. I apologize deeply, greatly, and severely. I'm Stryker filling in for Adam once again. You listen to Loveline. Thank you, mom and dad. And then you've heard me before along with Dr. Drew.

1:27 Stryker Stryker is our newest MTV star. You're all going to know him soon by face.

1:32 Stryker Starting next Monday.

1:33 Stryker Next Monday. Did the whole world situation delay that? Yeah.

1:37 Stryker Yeah, it did. It was fine. I'm so nervous about this thing being on TV.

1:42 Stryker Really?

1:42 Stryker Not that it's going to be do-or-do bad or good. Why? I'm afraid of my friends just ragging on me.

1:49 Drew You're actually one of the few cute radio guys.

1:53 Stryker Wait, what's that? What is something cute?

1:55 Stryker She likes you.

1:55 Stryker Yeah.

1:56 Drew I like him.

1:57 Stryker That's Katherine.

1:58 Drew I like him. Maybe I just think he's cute.

2:01 Stryker That's it. Yeah. Right, Dr. Drew?

2:03 Drew Yeah.

2:03 Stryker That is Katherine LaNasa. Analyzing me already.

2:06 Drew Yeah, that's right.

2:06 Adam Right, Dr. Drew. You needed the confirmation.

2:08 Stryker Right.

2:09 Adam Medically, it's okay that you're cute.

2:10 Stryker Dr. Drew and I see each other outside of this place quite often because I have many problems.

2:15 Drew You do?

2:15 Stryker No, not really.

2:16 Drew That's okay.

2:17 Adam Good.

2:17 Stryker Well, we'll get into those because we have two hours, actually less than that now. But you're from the TV show Three Sisters.

2:23 Drew That's right.

2:24 Stryker Rock on.

2:25 Adam A little modicum of applause.

2:27 Stryker Also a man with three names, David, Alan. How do you say your last name?

2:30 Adam Basche.

2:31 Stryker Basche?

2:31 Adam That's what you were going to say.

2:32 Stryker And where are you from? You look familiar to me and I look familiar to her.

2:37 What did you say?

2:37 Stryker Get horizontal, David.

2:38 Adam Get horizontal.

2:39 Do you recognize you now?

2:40 Adam Yeah. I'm from Connecticut originally.

2:42 Stryker Okay. I've never been there.

2:44 Adam Well, then we've never met.

2:45 Stryker Okay. When is Three Sisters on? It's on NBC. I know that.

2:48 Drew Oh, it's on NBC at 830. That's right. Tuesday night starting tomorrow night.

2:52 Adam And we have another cast member, Brian Scolaro, is here with us.

2:54 Stryker I don't care about Brian.

2:55 Stryker Yeah, I don't even care about Brian.

2:56 Stryker Apparently, Brian almost beat up Adam Carolla one night.

2:58 Stryker That's not true. I don't know what you're talking about. No, you're going to get me in trouble, man. I just walked on.

3:02 Stryker Okay, fine. We'll talk about that later.

3:03 Stryker I'm glad he's not.

3:04 Stryker We have less than two hours. And I'm nervous about my friends teasing me about that show, by the way. Just like teasing me, like, nice shirt you're wearing. That wasn't funny.

3:11 Drew No. Listen Those who can't do tease, okay?

3:15 Stryker Oh, really?

3:16 Drew Yeah.

3:18 Stryker It's what, five o'clock?

3:19 Stryker Yeah, it's on five p.m. I'm doing it for you.

3:24 Stryker Relax.

3:25 Drew Five p.m. They're obviously just jealous.

3:27 Stryker Yes, I think so. Yeah, so you guys out there that hear me on the radio that live in Michigan, Ohio, Chicago, San Francisco, Virginia, now you can put my face to the voice.

3:37 Stryker Yeah, I'll post to the voice.

3:38 Stryker You can see what a wussy I am in person.

3:40 How is that man on the radio, you pansy?

3:42 Stryker Thank you.

3:43 Stryker Exactly. 1-800-LOVE-191 is the phone number. Have you noticed I'm kind of sweating now?

3:49 Stryker No.

3:49 Stryker Okay, that's fine.

3:50 Stryker That's cool.

3:50 Drew What does your shirt say? A peanut isn't a vegetable?

3:53 Stryker No, read it.

3:54 Drew Is a peanut a fruit or a vegetable? It's a legume.

3:57 Stryker On the back of the shirt?

3:58 Drew What does it say? Answer, it's a legume. I can't, you're moving around.

4:01 Stryker It's a legume.

4:02 Drew Damn, I'm good.

4:03 Stryker Yeah, there's a Paul Frank shirt.

4:04 Drew All right. Yes. All right.

4:06 Stryker What's that flower on your chest?

4:07 Drew Isn't that cute? Well, I just went to this benefit and we raised tonight over a million dollars for the Grand Zero Fund.

4:14 Stryker Wow.

4:15 Stryker Very good. I was at Grand Zero last night.

4:17 Drew Oh, no.

4:18 Stryker Yeah, and it was extraordinary.

4:20 Stryker In what sort of way? The size or emotion?

4:22 Stryker It's just everything. I mean, it's everything.

4:24 Stryker What's the, I don't want to get into a full two hour discussion, but what was the worst thing about it to you when being there in person?

4:29 Stryker There was no worst part. I mean, it was interesting that below the village, that city is just empty. And so then not a lot of people standing around. I was surprised. You had to walk and walk and walk and walk to get to ground zero. And you get there, there's a few people standing around. And it's exactly what you've seen a million times now. And it's huge. I mean, just it's like miles around. And here, but the extraordinary thing was that people are out. They've been once once you get to the area that's sort of not sort of police court enough, people are like, I mean, they are like going out. They're like, you know, relating and they appreciate you. They walk up to you and ask how you're doing. Yeah, in fact, I think the rest of the country is more freaked out than the Yorkers are.

5:06 Drew My brother is a New Yorker and he doesn't sound too happy.

5:09 Stryker No, they're all they're stressed.

5:10 Drew You know, the thing about it wasn't that, you know, he said wasn't that he said how upset he was. It was just to talk from the days after he's a physics major and that he was trying to figure out a way how to make it not rain in the city. You know, this kind of desperate and then he called everybody and then finally got the police and actually his idea, which was to seed the clouds all outside of Manhattan, which was something that we're actually doing. And he finally got the police, but that kind of just that desperate wanting to find someone or just help someone and the fear of what the weight that the rain would have on the, you know.

5:44 Stryker What did you do when you were there? I mean, you didn't help. Did you help?

5:47 Stryker No, no, no.

5:48 Stryker I was just looking.

5:49 Stryker I had to do Good Morning America this morning.

5:50 Stryker So I did.

5:52 Stryker Good for you, Dr. Drew.

5:54 Adam All his friends are going to call and tease him and say, look at that shirt.

5:56 Stryker Nice glasses, nice haircut.

5:57 Stryker No, my wife does that. Where do you get those shoes? Next time she calls you up, next time let me check out the suit. Right.

6:06 Drew She must not be practiced. Let's say that I spent years doing that for French. Who would always be like, oh, I'll just find something.

6:12 Stryker Katherine is married to French Stewart, by the way, which is French.

6:14 Drew It's a smash cut to me running to Barney's at five to eight. Please let me in. Give me a couple of sweaters.

6:20 Stryker I think what happens is you start following in line with what your wife's recommendations are.

6:26 Drew Then you look gay. No, no, no.

6:27 Stryker You're gay. Anderson? You're gay. Thank you. Then you start getting lazy and then they stop watching you because you got it. Then you start looking retarded again.

6:39 Drew Then it's like this mix of their style and your old guy's style, which couldn't be worse.

6:42 Stryker Which was this morning. Thank you.

6:43 Drew Yeah, exactly.

6:44 Stryker David, jump in any time.

6:46 Stryker Let's take these calls here.

6:47 Drew I'm just kidding, David.

6:49 Adam I'm just waiting because you're on the radio now, but you're still fixing your hair. I'm just waiting to see the show on TV.

6:52 Stryker I'm twiddling with it right now.

6:54 Adam You're not twiddling. You're kind of fixing with the gel on the top. I'm just waiting to see it live.

6:57 Stryker All right. The show is called 8 Sisters and it's on the WBO.

7:01 Stryker 8 Sisters.

7:03 Stryker It's on NBC. Watch the show and you can speak to them if you call Loveline right now. We're going to speak to Rebecca first here. Rebecca, 18, you're on Loveline.

7:10 Stryker Hello.

7:10 Stryker Hi.

7:11 Stryker Hi. I had a question for Dr. Drew. I was recently diagnosed with something called SVT. Does he know what that is?

7:20 Stryker Superventricular tachycardia.

7:21 Stryker Yeah.

7:23 Stryker Smartypants.

7:25 Stryker Well, I don't know. A lot of people don't know what it is. I was wondering if that would like affect my sex life. Should I like slow down on that for now?

7:32 Stryker What kind of? SVT is a pretty generic term. It just means a fast heart rate. It usually doesn't mean sinus tach. It means like a, they use the term PAT, paroxysmal atrial tachycardia.

7:44 Stryker I've had PVCs and PACs and that's about it now.

7:48 Stryker I think it's stuck on QT or I'll be in KP.

7:49 Stryker N-P-A-T probably. So they give you some verapamil or something like that?

7:53 Stryker They haven't given me any medication yet.

7:56 Stryker Then don't worry about it. Just go about your business.

7:58 Stryker Okay, so it shouldn't affect that.

8:00 Stryker How often are you having sex as it is, Rebecca? Being 18, living in the Windy City?

8:06 Stryker Maybe twice a day, I don't know.

8:10 Drew Same guy?

8:10 Adam That'll keep your heart rate up.

8:12 Stryker Damn, bitch.

8:13 Drew I'm not sure, maybe twice a day. You know, I feel that way, Rebecca. I'm not really sure myself. Between the carpool and the show, it's hard to count.

8:22 Stryker Rebecca, do you have a boyfriend? I hope.

8:25 Stryker What?

8:25 Stryker You have a boyfriend?

8:26 Stryker Yeah, I have a boyfriend.

8:27 Stryker And how old is he?

8:28 Stryker He's 18, too.

8:30 Stryker Twice a day. Don't you go to school?

8:32 Stryker Yeah, I'm in college.

8:33 Stryker College.

8:34 Stryker Now they go to school for two hours a day in college.

8:37 Stryker It is.

8:37 Stryker Not for me when I went.

8:39 Drew Wait, let me ask you something. Is this your first boyfriend?

8:41 Stryker No.

8:42 Drew No? Okay, I could relate with the first boyfriend. All right, you got me stumped.

8:46 Stryker Well, good luck with your heart condition, Rebecca.

8:48 Stryker Where are you in school?

8:50 Stryker Prairie State.

8:51 Stryker Prairie State.

8:51 Stryker Yeah, they're going to make the Rose Bowl this year. They're really good.

8:53 Stryker Yeah, I guess so.

8:54 Adam Wait, I actually have a serious question for you, Dr. Drew. Yeah. Does the condition that she's describing, would that be very dangerous if someone were to use drugs that make your heart rate speed up like cocaine or?

9:04 Stryker Yes. Those, particularly, do you want to share something with us? What's poppers, D? You know too much. Poppers is an amyl nitrate.

9:13 Drew I learned about poppers by finding them in someone else's nightstand. Someone I thought was straight.

9:17 Stryker Oh, don't.

9:19 Drew Huzzah. Boo-yah.

9:23 Stryker Stuart Scott is here for me.

9:24 Stryker Not one of your terminally monogamous relationships, was it?

9:27 Drew Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

9:28 Stryker As far as you were concerned. Okay.

9:33 Stryker You can answer the question?

9:34 Stryker Yes, that cocaine, that both can. Very dangerous. And cocaine particularly. However, she's talking about something very, very generic and doesn't specifically have anything bad associated with it.

9:46 Drew What about coffee?

9:47 Stryker No. No? I mean, it'll make the symptoms worse, but no problems associated with it.

9:50 Stryker You know I've never tried coffee, by the way? Never tried coffee, Mel.

9:53 Stryker Can I have some coffee? On a funnel, on a funnel, please.

9:56 Drew Have you really never tried coffee?

9:57 Stryker Or watermelon or peanut butter.

9:59 Drew Do you know, I've never seen cocaine.

10:02 Stryker Really?

10:03 Drew Yeah.

10:03 Stryker I know you're first dude, he can help you with that part. Take it, he's helping with the...

10:07 Stryker I have friends in low places. Hey Stephanie?

10:10 Stryker Yes?

10:10 Stryker You're 19 on Loveline. What's going on?

10:12 Stryker I just want to know what the risks are of having gay male sex.

10:15 Stryker Pain, baby, pain.

10:16 Stryker It's not that bad.

10:18 Stryker Oh, then there's no risk. Drew, what are the risks?

10:21 Stryker Well, it's a great way to get a sexually transmitted disease. And you can tear up that area pretty good. You can get hemorrhoids.

10:29 Care the ass out of you.

10:30 Stryker And it's not exactly the healthiest thing you can be doing to yourself. But there's nothing, you know, nothing overwhelmingly wrong with it.

10:37 Stryker Is it a turn on for you, Stephanie?

10:39 Stryker Oh, I just tried it with my boyfriend. I really like it so far.

10:42 Stryker All right, there you go.

10:44 Stryker I was just wondering, thank you.

10:45 Stryker All right, be careful.

10:46 Stryker Good times.

10:47 Stryker Stephanie? Happy times. Stephanie, real quick, true or false? You can get pregnant from having anal sex. False. Very good. Okay, at least you're smart. Bye, Stephanie.

10:57 Stryker Don't get pregnant. I won't.

10:59 Stryker Hey, Nikki?

11:01 Stryker Hello?

11:02 Stryker Hi, you're 20 and you're on Loveline.

11:04 Stryker What's up?

11:05 Stryker Nothing. What's up with you?

11:07 Stryker First off, I want to say that all the tolerant things and everything about the World Trade Center and things you guys are doing is totally awesome.

11:13 Stryker Oh, thanks, Nikki. We've been having a bunch of shows about tolerance.

11:15 Stryker The POD on last night, I heard it was really good.

11:16 Stryker Yeah, it's really cool.

11:19 Stryker It's trying, yeah.

11:20 Stryker But I didn't get through yesterday. But here you are. I just wanted to say that, like, you know when the Columbine shootings went on and everything, while I was in high school at the time, and I was kind of in my little goth stage that I was doing, and I think it's really interesting that some of the things I've been hearing about the backlash with the Muslims is kind of the same comment I was getting back then with the backlash about the shootings.

11:41 Stryker So because you look like somebody who perpetrated those things, exactly, people accelerated their mistreatment of you.

11:47 Stryker I live in Zania, Ohio.

11:49 Stryker Where?

11:49 Stryker I'm sorry.

11:50 Stryker Not a lot of goth people in Ohio.

11:51 Stryker Gesundheit. Oh, yes, there are, but not in Zania or wherever you are.

11:54 Stryker Well, and this is a pretty, I hate to say, prejudice area. And some of the things I'm hearing, some of the people that I hang out with saying about these people who are Muslim or Arab or something like that, is kind of the same things that people were saying to me. And I think it's interesting that no matter what happens in the world, there's a tragedy, people are going to blame somebody.

12:11 Stryker Yeah, it's interesting. And also too, I was thinking about this today, another thing has happened where people are beginning to fall into two camps where they are either wanting to act out aggression or they're afraid of aggression and will do anything to avoid aggression.

12:23 Stryker In terms of what are you talking about?

12:25 Stryker Well, it's like we have to have a piece of all cost or we have to go bomb everybody. It's sort of like people are falling into these big broad categories now. And the people that take their hate and start putting it out are usually people that are very aggressive and need a place to put their aggressions.

12:38 Stryker How are you being treated now, Nikki? Are you still in the goth stage or are you done with that?

12:41 Stryker Oh, not really. I kind of fell out of it.

12:43 Stryker Now you kind of dress like a hip hop artist now?

12:45 Stryker Oh, no. Just a t-shirt.

12:47 Stryker Okay. All right, Nikki. Have fun in Zany, Ohio.

12:49 Drew Oh, woohoo. Okay.

12:51 Stryker Toot-a-loo.

12:52 Stryker Is it near any city?

12:54 Drew Dayton.

12:54 Stryker Dayton. Oh. All right.

12:55 Adam Is it near any city?

12:57 Drew No.

12:58 Stryker Other than Dayton. Any other cities?

13:01 Stryker What? Sorry, Nikki. By the way, we have cast members here from the show Three Sisters, and I'm looking down again.

13:07 Drew You're looking down Catherine Lenassa?

13:09 Stryker Yes, I am.

13:10 Stryker Sorry, French.

13:12 Drew I'm here to say, crackers, stop shooting Muslims. All right? I can say that. I'm a cracker.

13:17 Stryker Stryker, filling in for Adam. Stryker, I do have to be star 5 p.m. on the Friday.

13:22 Stryker Drew, Drew, enough. You're driving me bad.

13:24 Stryker Check out the funny shirt.

13:26 Stryker David Basche is here also from Three Sisters. He's from Connecticut. He's a Gemini. He enjoys fast cars and fast men. And the man on my left, you're right. He almost kicked Adam's ass.

13:35 Stryker This is totally untrue.

13:36 Adam I am Brian Scolaro.

13:38 Stryker Brian, Brian.

13:39 Adam I'm here to say his name. That's what they say.

13:40 Drew If he wanted to kick Adam's ass, he could have done so, man.

13:43 Stryker Well, Brian was a carpenter. Adam, Adam was a carpenter and he took boxing lessons.

13:48 Stryker So, look out.

13:49 Dare you!

13:51 Stryker No, he didn't take boxing.

13:51 Drew Adam's nothing compared to Brian.

13:53 Stryker He's a serious boxer. Oh, really? I've taken lessons from him. Serious. I mean, I've held the focus gloves for him. He almost tears your arm off just holding the gloves. Yeah, it's nutty.

14:03 Stryker Are you any good at boxing, Drew?

14:04 Stryker I only know what he taught me, but no.

14:07 Drew What is he doing tonight that's so important? They couldn't be here with a cast of three sisters.

14:11 Stryker What's wrong with him? He's doing a roast in New York of Hugh Hefner.

14:19 Stryker They are roasting Hugh Hefner. God, if I can only go to Hefner's place once again. There's this one room one time when I had this one. Oh, relax. No, I didn't. John?

14:27 Stryker Yeah?

14:28 Stryker Yeah, from Bakersfield. What's up? You're 18 on Loveline.

14:30 Stryker What did you say, David?

14:31 Stryker Okay, my little brother Jacob called last night and he had a question for Dr. Drew. He's been crying a lot in his sleep.

14:40 Stryker This is the one, your mom just died or something, right?

14:43 Stryker Yeah. He said that she died like a...

14:46 Stryker Six months ago, he said.

14:47 Stryker Yeah, but it was more like three or four.

14:50 Stryker So it was recent. So, of course.

14:52 Stryker Yeah, and he hasn't just been crying in his sleep. He'll like duck into the bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the shower and just start bawling.

14:59 Stryker All right, he needs some help, John.

15:01 Stryker I know, but I try to talk to him.

15:03 He seems like he's just shut down emotionally.

15:05 Stryker That's fine. It's too painful for him. But if he doesn't deal with this, if he doesn't have the opportunity to grieve in some way, he's really going to suffer some serious... How old is your brother?

15:15 Stryker My brother is like 16.

15:16 Stryker Yeah, he was 16. We called last night, too. Well, why don't you... Does your school have any mental health services?

15:24 Stryker Oh, my brother's been through a lot of...

15:26 Stryker Oh, yeah. Does he have a therapist?

15:29 Stryker Well, we kind of had to get rid of him because there was some stuff going on. And I guess he, like, he didn't want to go to it, so we told him a whole bunch of lies. So when my father found out, they just kind of canceled it.

15:41 Stryker Well, he needs to get back. It really does.

15:43 Stryker Isn't there some non-profit thing? I have a friend that works for an organization here in LA about kids go see someone when they need help. It's free if their parents die or something.

15:52 Stryker Yeah, but it's a pretty complicated situation.

15:54 Adam It's not child and family services or something.

15:56 Stryker Yeah, but this is not just a normal grieving thing. He's already had a lot of therapy for something he's sort of being vague about and has not... Lying to a mental health professional sort of has a bad prognosis just by itself.

16:08 Stryker John.

16:08 Stryker Kind of manipulation.

16:10 Stryker John.

16:10 Stryker Yeah.

16:11 Stryker Is your brother a good kid in general or is he...

16:13 Stryker Oh yeah, he's great. He was so strong before mom died too. It's just really sad.

16:19 Stryker Hmm. Drew, I'll let you take this.

16:21 Stryker You just got to get back to somebody. The professionals that we've seen before, that'd be a fine place to start, but he needs... he will not... You're not going to be able to manage this the way things are going, it sounds like to me.

16:30 Adam The good thing is that your guys are old enough to at least recognize something. I feel like my dad died when I was six, and it took about ten years for me to figure out how pissed off I was and how angry I was and all my grief. And so the fact that you're old enough to at least recognize what's going on, you have to feel all that. You got to find someone to talk to.

16:49 Stryker Exactly right.

16:50 Stryker Good luck John, okay?

16:51 Stryker Thanks.

16:52 Adam All right.

16:52 Stryker Thanks for caring for your brother too. That's pretty cool.

16:54 Stryker Okay.

16:55 Stryker Okay, later.

16:55 Stryker Later.

16:56 Stryker All right, let's speak to Colin. And David, this question is specifically for you. Colin, what's up?

17:00 Stryker Nervous.

17:02 Stryker Oh, I was just wondering, when does the penis stop growing?

17:05 Stryker Oh, go ahead.

17:07 Adam Hold on one second.

17:08 Stryker Hold on.

17:08 Stryker Wait. Now.

17:09 Adam No, doesn't seem to have stopped, I guess. I guess I'm 33, so I would say around about 37, perhaps. Drew, you want to confirm?

17:16 Stryker Are you asking Colin because it's on the smaller end of things?

17:20 Stryker Well, I'm about six inches, but...

17:24 Stryker All right, so that's above normal. That's bigger than normal. And it keeps going. Yeah. And it keeps going. I mean... Okay, Homer, settle down. And it's...

17:34 Stryker And it's growing.

17:35 Stryker And it's 21.

17:37 Drew 21?

17:38 Stryker It stops growing at 21?

17:39 Stryker Yeah, but...

17:40 Drew No way. Mine's still growing.

17:41 I know.

17:43 Stryker What are you feeding it?

17:44 Stryker Those are the supplements. But, Colin, the fact that you be so obsessed about that is actually what's more concerning to me, because men begin to look at that as a symbol of their worth. And if you're feeling bad about yourself, you know, that's one place to throw all those feelings. So focus on getting your ass together a little bit and doing things that makes you feel good about yourself and get some friends and just keep going.

18:05 Stryker Have you been with any women, Colin?

18:06 Drew No.

18:06 Stryker No, no. You got to get your stuff together. You know what I'm saying?

18:10 Drew Okay.

18:11 Stryker Then you'll stop worrying about your penis.

18:12 Drew Okay.

18:13 Stryker You got six years of growth. If it's six inches now, you should end up about 26 inches.

18:17 Drew Okay. It grows an inch a month, right?

18:20 Stryker Yeah, that's right.

18:21 Stryker A quarter inch a month. A quarter inch a month.

18:22 Drew Really?

18:24 Stryker Katherine, you're fairly open, not legged, but minded. Does size matter in terms of wieners?

18:31 Drew Yeah.

18:32 Stryker Does it really?

18:33 Stryker Really? You know, it matters to a point, right? There's like a range.

18:36 Drew No, actually, it's like a bell curve. To be honest with you, just anything in the average area is fine.

18:43 Stryker Too big?

18:44 Drew There has definitely, yes.

18:46 Stryker Too big, not so good. Too small, not so good.

18:48 Drew Yeah, too big is not so good to me anyway.

18:51 Stryker But we get more complaints about that than too small.

18:54 Drew Yeah, but you know, every now and then there's a special case where it's just really not good.

18:59 Stryker I would rather be on the big end than the small end, Drew.

19:02 Drew I don't know. It can really be painful. And it's kind of, you know, and you feel almost like you can't satisfy the man because it's so big that it hurts. So you feel like they can't be having any fun either.

19:11 Stryker Right.

19:12 Adam No, you know, we do. We do still have fun.

19:14 Stryker Yeah, exactly.

19:15 Stryker We don't care about the women as long as we're done after two minutes.

19:19 Drew Yeah, I can pull it out in the parking lot and show it to the guys. That's right. That's really good.

19:23 Stryker The phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191. And now we get to speak to someone named Shane. What's up?

19:30 Stryker Well, my dad is like a really, really bad alcoholic.

19:35 Stryker What was that?

19:36 Are you smoking?

19:37 Stryker Huh?

19:38 Stryker Okay, go ahead.

19:41 Stryker He's been this way probably since I was born. But recently it's gotten really bad to where he'll have a whole thing of vodka, a few shooters, and two tall cans every night.

19:52 Stryker That's what's happening.

19:53 Where's my bourbon?

19:55 Stryker What's happening?

19:56 Stryker Like, he's been trying to go into detox, but he's like, he'll go in and he'll come out like the next day.

20:03 Stryker That's a waste of time.

20:04 Stryker Yeah, and like, he did that before, like a couple of times.

20:08 Stryker He needs to spend a few weeks somewhere. And what you, where's your mom?

20:12 Stryker I'm living with her right now. We just moved out from away from him.

20:15 Stryker From him. Here's what you do, and this is all you can do. You can go to Alatine, and you can get a sponsor, and you can get some support to deal with having a dad like this. Then, you need to have nothing to do with him when he's in his disease, and make it clear to him that you'll be a part of his life and be completely supportive when he's in treatment. But that's it. Otherwise, you gotta check out, and you're gonna need to be an Alan on it or to stand up to that.

20:38 Stryker Do you feel bad about moving away from your dad with your mom?

20:41 Stryker No, I'm like, really, he has no respect towards me right now.

20:45 Stryker Shane, he's sick right now. You gotta go to Alatine. He needs to be in treatment. And in fact, the thing that has the greatest probability of impacting him getting treatment is you going to Alatine, believe it or not, okay?

20:55 Stryker Alright.

20:56 Stryker Go.

20:56 Stryker Alright, Shane.

20:57 Stryker Good advice.

20:58 Stryker Very good.

21:00 Christine.

21:01 Stryker Yes.

21:01 Stryker What's up? You're 17.

21:03 Stryker Katherine has a pain.

21:04 Stryker Hi. Okay. I had an abortion like...

21:07 Stryker Okay, hold on one sec. Can you hold on one sec, Christine?

21:09 Stryker Yeah, yeah, yeah.

21:09 Stryker She's upset. I am going straight to this one. I swear, Christine, we'll come next to you next. Sven?

21:15 Stryker After the commercial, Christine.

21:16 Stryker Okay, hold on. I just wanna throw this out real quick, then we'll take a break. Sven?

21:20 Stryker Yeah?

21:21 Stryker You're 20. What's your situation?

21:25 Stryker When I was 17, my mom kind of kicked me out of the house because she said I was disrespectful. So I never got to finish school.

21:33 Stryker Sven, you said you're a paperboy.

21:35 Stryker Yeah.

21:36 Stryker Okay, hold on. We're taking a break from you. We're going to this one. Brandon?

21:39 Stryker Hey.

21:39 Stryker No, no, forget it.

21:40 Stryker No, no. We're gonna set this one up real quick, Dr. Drew. Brandon, you're 14.

21:43 Stryker Hey, my penis itches all the time.

21:48 Stryker Yeah?

21:49 Stryker It's actually just ahead of it and I was wondering if it could be because I'm not circumcised.

21:55 Stryker Well, I don't know, Dr. Drew.

21:56 Stryker All right. Anything in there?

22:02 Drew You gotta clean it.

22:02 Stryker Yeah, you gotta keep things clean. Anything coming out? Any discharge or anything?

22:05 Stryker Not really.

22:06 Stryker Some debris?

22:07 Stryker Like all the time.

22:08 Stryker And are you sexually active?

22:10 Stryker Not really.

22:11 Stryker You masturbate but you don't have sex with a person?

22:13 Stryker No.

22:15 Stryker Yeah. So you have sex with another person. Brandon, it's probably either just some non-specific irritation. You gotta keep things real clean, real dry, or it could be some yeast infection. So get like clean out real good with soap, pull the penis out, and actually like dry it, even like with a hair dryer, believe it or not. Just get it real, real dry.

22:35 Adam That actually works really well.

22:36 Stryker And that may help this. And if not, it's a really easy thing for a doctor to take care of. You might try some Quartet even over the counter if that all doesn't work.

22:44 Stryker You play sports, Brandon? Yeah, baseball. All right. Well, I'm sure you wear a cup in the jock and that's probably positive.

22:50 Stryker Keep that all clean.

22:51 Stryker And believe you me, I know from experience, dude, no, you don't know, but I know a guy that knew this girl. Rumor does like that. Of course.

22:56 Stryker All right.

22:57 Stryker We have some of the cast members here from the TV show Three Sisters, which is on 830 tomorrow night. And it's been on since January.

23:06 Stryker That's right.

23:07 Stryker And everywhere.

23:08 Stryker No, Tuesday.

23:09 Drew Tuesday, man. Where are you?

23:11 Stryker I'm like, in a time warp.

23:12 Drew Is there anything else going on right now?

23:14 Stryker Everywhere I see something about your show, it's a surprise hit. So congrats.

23:17 Stryker New hit, yeah.

23:18 Stryker Surprise and newest.

23:19 Adam Second season where we're just glad to be back.

23:22 Stryker That's right. And I'm glad to have you here.

23:23 Stryker Well, thanks.

23:24 Stryker And I will have you anytime.

23:25 Stryker All right.

23:25 Stryker I'm Stryker along with Dr. Drew. We have more Loveline coming up right after this. So hold on.

23:32 Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

23:39 Stryker Drew, who sings this song in your headphones right now? I will give you $50.

23:42 Stryker Any voices?

23:44 Stryker Creed.

23:45 Stryker No. Say Creed once again, you lose a testicle.

23:48 Stryker Nirvana.

23:49 Stryker No. Puddle of Mud. Although the guy from Creed, Scott, just donated $50,000 to one of the causes for what's going on in New York City, which I thought was super admirable. Very cool. I'm Stryker in for Adam Corolla along with Dr. Drew here on Loveline hanging out with Katherine and David and Mr. Scallaro. Is that how you say your last name? Mr. It's the shortest applause ever, Nasredna. That's pretty much what I deserve.

24:12 Drew That's almost passive aggressive.

24:14 Stryker What's that?

24:15 Drew That applause.

24:15 Stryker That's all he's got.

24:17 Drew That's all he's got.

24:18 Stryker That's all right though.

24:19 Stryker Don't take that away from him.

24:21 Adam Oh, look at this.

24:22 Stryker Standing ovation. The crowd is on there.

24:24 Adam Nope, sorry.

24:24 Stryker They've sat down. But the Show Through Sisters, it's in its second season. You guys should check it out. It's going to be on tomorrow at 8.30. It's on NBC.

24:31 Drew That's right. Way before Frasier.

24:33 Stryker Right. Which is a good show. Watch us and then Frasier. Right.

24:35 Drew Yeah.

24:35 Stryker That's a good lead in. You guys are good. That's cool.

24:37 Drew We're leading into Frasier.

24:38 Stryker Right. That's nice. The reason why I have not seen your show is I do another radio show.

24:43 Drew Because you're a loser? No, why else?

24:45 Stryker That's true also. But because I have another radio show right then, Monday through Friday. So I never get to see it. But I do own a VCR, which I should probably start taping.

24:55 Drew My friend Kevin takes it every week.

24:56 Oh, Living Kevin special.

24:58 Stryker Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Okay. 1-800-LOVE-191.

25:03 Drew I saw a lot of stars out there pushing to get in. Maybe I should let some of them in.

25:10 Stryker I'm confused. What's happening?

25:12 Adam They're having a little.

25:13 Stryker Friends, your wife is bothering us. Are we going to Sven again?

25:18 Stryker Did you finish him?

25:19 Adam No, Sven is not a paperboy. No, he's definitely not.

25:23 Stryker And how does that finish it? Let's find out.

25:25 Stryker Sven, we're going back to year 20. What's going on with you?

25:29 Stryker Tell the story a little more concisely, okay? Because they have no patience tonight.

25:33 Drew It's a rowdy group, Sven. But I at least have heart.

25:39 Stryker Shrouded in codependency. Go ahead, Sven.

25:42 Drew Yeah, thanks, Dr. Jeff.

25:43 Stryker When you were 17, Sven.

25:45 Stryker When I was 17, my mom said I was being disrespectful because I always set out with my friends and whatnot, and she kicked me out of the house. So I never really got a chance to finish high school because I had to get a job so I could support myself.

25:58 Stryker Right.

25:59 Stryker I've been dating my girlfriend for about two years now.

26:02 Stryker Where are you from, Sven?

26:04 Stryker Australia via Michigan.

26:05 Stryker Michigan, Mount Pleasant.

26:08 Stryker I was in Mount Pleasant two days ago.

26:09 Stryker You're everywhere, aren't you?

26:10 Stryker I was at the University of Central Michigan.

26:12 Stryker Oh, yeah.

26:12 Drew What are you doing?

26:13 Stryker Speaking to college kids.

26:15 Stryker Masterbating. Go ahead, Sven.

26:17 Stryker Well, my girlfriend just started college at a business school in Midland and she... I was living with her before she went to college. We had a place together and...

26:28 Stryker How old is she?

26:29 Stryker She's 18.

26:30 Stryker All right. She's starting business school at 18?

26:32 Stryker Yeah, she graduated last year.

26:34 Stryker From college?

26:35 Stryker She's going to DeFry. It's a very good institution.

26:37 Adam And you get to keep the tools.

26:39 Stryker So she's going to school, you're not. You were living together, you're not. What's the question?

26:44 Stryker Okay. I'm meeting a lot of my new friends now and...

26:48 What's the question, Sven?

26:50 Stryker I'm feeling kind of inadequate about her friends because they all seem so much smarter and I was...

26:56 Stryker Why don't you go back to school?

26:58 Stryker I can't really afford it. I mean... Get your GED. I finished my GED.

27:05 Stryker Oh, good.

27:05 Stryker Actually, I'm getting my GED on Wednesday, actually.

27:09 Stryker Congratulations.

27:09 Stryker That's great.

27:10 Stryker Are you going to have a party like in Billy Madison with the circus clown and jugglers and stuff?

27:16 Stryker How does she feel about your relationship?

27:19 Stryker She says it's fine, that there's nothing to worry about, but...

27:23 Stryker All right, then relax. But I do think...

27:25 Adam But she says it very slowly.

27:26 Stryker I think people... I sort of think of it as people need to share a similar view of the world. You know what I mean? They need to appreciate things the same way.

27:33 Adam Be on the same wavelength.

27:34 Stryker Do you disagree?

27:35 Drew No, I was actually thinking about the Chris Rock thing, you know, that comedy special. He talks about how, you know, two crack heads, that's going to last forever, or two born-again, that's going to last forever, but you can't be... You know, one guy's hitting the pipe while the other's going to church. It's never going to work.

27:49 Stryker Good point. That's the... That's one way to put it. If you follow my logic, yeah, that's where you end up, is to crack at it. But the point is though, you need to kind of have a similar experience to the world. And so you may be going back to school, if you might be an important thing.

28:05 Stryker Sven, you said you can't afford it. Do you have a job right now?

28:07 Stryker Yeah, I'm a paper deliverer.

28:09 Stryker Okay, that's a fine gig. The neighborhood's probably really nice. You should probably use...

28:14 Stryker You should probably read them before you go.

28:16 Stryker Stop it, Brian.

28:17 Stryker Hey, that's David. I'm Brian.

28:20 Stryker Sven, use some of that money. Enroll in a JC. I went to SMC out here, took an English class. It was like 21 bucks a unit. 21 bucks a unit.

28:27 Drew It's true. It's good.

28:29 Stryker You need to do it. You may have a Manico for a degree, but just get yourself... Get up to speed educationally.

28:34 Stryker I didn't know they still had paper boys, did you?

28:36 Adam Apparently, they do.

28:37 Stryker Man, I used to love that game.

28:39 Adam I could do that. If somebody else gets canceled, that's what I'm going to do.

28:41 Stryker You'll get something. I know it.

28:42 Adam Thanks, man.

28:42 Stryker You've got it. Christine.

28:44 Adam I'm digging the hair gel.

28:45 Stryker Christine.

28:46 Stryker All right.

28:46 Adam Who's next? Hello?

28:47 Stryker Christine. Okay. You had an abortion. You mentioned this before.

28:51 Stryker I have two questions. Okay. First one will be the abortion one. I had an abortion like two weeks ago, and I know you're supposed to bleed for like two weeks. You sound really broken up.

28:58 Stryker You never spot anyway.

29:00 Stryker Yeah. Well, I mean, not like heavily bleeding, but spotting. Yeah. I stopped completely for like a week and a half. Then I went to the Atari concert on Friday.

29:12 Stryker Yeah, the Ataris. They're really good little young punk band.

29:15 Stryker Yeah. Rock on.

29:17 Stryker My God.

29:18 Stryker After that.

29:18 Stryker So you got an abortion, then you went to a concert.

29:20 Stryker Well, no, like a week and a half. I mean, it was a good, like...

29:23 Stryker Two weeks later.

29:24 Stryker Yeah, good two weeks later. And then the night after, the day after the concert, I started bleeding again.

29:30 Stryker Were you real, real active that night in the mosh pit and that kind of stuff?

29:34 Stryker Not in the mosh pit, but I was jumping around.

29:35 Stryker All right. So there you go. If you're not bleeding heavily, you don't have abdominal pain, no fever?

29:40 Stryker Well, abdominal pain, yeah. I have a little bit like sharp, a couple of sharp pains in like my uterus, but that's okay, right?

29:48 Stryker How many days has this bleeding been going on?

29:51 Stryker Actually two, two, yeah, two, two and a half.

29:54 Stryker That's God punishing you. Is it spotting? Is it spotting?

30:00 Stryker Yeah, spotting.

30:00 Stryker Just spotting. When is your period? When did they tell you to, did they give you any pills or any medication?

30:06 Stryker Well, that was the first three days. But I'm supposed to get it, like I'm supposed to get the period like four weeks after.

30:13 Stryker Yeah, but you're not on the birth control pill or something like that right now?

30:16 Stryker No, no, not, no, not for the time being.

30:18 Stryker That's how she got pregnant. And you didn't take a shot? You didn't take a progesterone shot?

30:21 Stryker No, they didn't give me anything. They just gave me antibiotics and sent me on the way.

30:25 Stryker You got some ideas for birth control next time?

30:28 Stryker Oh yeah, a depot.

30:30 Stryker When are you taking the depot?

30:32 Stryker Well, I'm supposed to go back in a couple weeks for the checkup and everything, at which point I'm going to go for the depot.

30:37 Stryker Alright, if you keep bleeding through this week, I would definitely move that appointment up a week.

30:41 Stryker Alright?

30:42 Stryker If you bleed heavily or if you have bad abdominal pain, if you get fevers, go immediately.

30:45 Stryker There was another question. Yeah, I will definitely go for that. Okay, one more question. This is kind of like a random. My boyfriend and I were trying to figure this out. What, okay, what do most people...

30:55 Adam Unroll it first and then put it on. No, sorry.

30:59 Stryker No, I know that.

31:01 Adam Apparently not. Go ahead, sorry.

31:02 Stryker How do you, what do you consider, how do you count the number of times you have sex? Is it by like, the amount of times a girl orgasms, the guy orgasms, or like you stop and start again?

31:12 Stryker Kristin? Katherine?

31:14 Stryker I'd say, let me take this and then you follow me up. The amount of times you have sex is insertion, correct?

31:21 Drew No, because you can, in one session, you know, I mean, to me, it'd be when both partners come. That would be sex.

31:26 Stryker I thought you meant in her lifetime, not if you're with one partner.

31:29 Drew No, because when you both have come, I would say that's sex.

31:32 Stryker That means I've had none.

31:35 Stryker That makes three of us. Life is very slow around here. So David, so when you're on the set of Three Sisters, do you like order people around to get coffee and stuff?

31:44 Stryker Absolutely.

31:45 Adam I'm dumb digging that someone came in to get coffee.

31:47 Stryker I didn't even ask.

31:47 Adam She came right in to get coffee.

31:49 Stryker I got a water.

31:50 Adam Not to set aside the whole sex and abortion issue, but it was very exciting.

31:53 Stryker No, he's not.

31:55 Drew No, he's not.

31:55 Adam I'm hard to work with.

31:57 Drew I want to ask Dr. Drew something. Go ahead. Okay, so if I'm like sort of disturbed by young girls having abortions and it doesn't really seem to have all that much meaning to them, is that also codependent?

32:09 Stryker No, the whole thing is awful. I mean, you're codependent. That's a different...

32:13 Drew That we know.

32:14 Adam That we've established.

32:15 Drew How do you do such a quick analysis, Dr. Drew, just because I was married to an alcoholic?

32:19 Stryker I mean, that's like strike one.

32:23 Drew And so you think that that's something against...

32:26 Stryker Listen, I am...

32:27 Drew That they never can overcome? Like, maybe it was a long time ago. Maybe there's lots of therapy between me and that.

32:34 Stryker Well, ten years of Al-Anon will help. But I'm, for instance, profoundly codependent. And there's a certain kind of person that's overly empathic. That's you, that's me. And so all this stuff really, really bothers us. But it's, it's, it's to our own detriment.

32:50 Drew You think so?

32:51 Stryker At a certain point, it's a boundary issue. It's a good thing. It's a great human quality. But if it's, if I'm worrying about you, not humanity, it's like, ooh, we have to contain that.

33:00 Drew I don't think I actually do that, especially with adults. But I think I really feel bad for kids that...

33:05 Stryker Me too.

33:06 Drew That I just...

33:06 Stryker Especially younger kids. This, this age, I'm sort of... I get old, the clinical objectivity going so much with...

33:13 Drew But with the 14-year-old kids and stuff, that's really sad to me. They don't have many choices at all.

33:19 Stryker The first time I filled in for Adam on the show, the first few times, I would go home after this show and I was miserable.

33:25 Drew I know. It's so sad.

33:26 Stryker Right now, it's still sad, but I mean, it's just reality, I think. Right?

33:30 Drew We talked about this last time. You know, it's like child abuse and what a clouded issue it is. It's like recently someone asked me to give somebody to this rape foundation. They were going to have this big rape party. And I thought, you know, good for them. It's true. At least, you know, it's like... It used to be how nobody talked about cancer, you know. It's at least they're like talking about it, the rape foundation. And I'm thinking, maybe one day people will talk about child abuse.

33:51 Stryker The other thing about abuse of children is that it grows exponentially.

33:55 Drew Yes, you talked about that last time.

33:57 Stryker That's really the problem with it. My hope is that if nothing else comes of national crisis, maybe some refocusing and realigning and then some of this stuff will wash out a little bit as people become focused.

34:13 Drew Or family focused or something.

34:14 Stryker They focus their aggressions elsewhere and they turn to their families for strength.

34:19 Stryker I keep hearing everyone is supposedly nicer now because the whole country is united. I was on Santa Monica Boulevard by the Troubadour today. There is a guy in a jeep with an American flag on his car. And he's behind me. I'm looking in the mirror. He hops out of his jeep. He runs at the car next to me and is screaming at this person at the top of his lungs, like pointing at their window. And then gets back in his car. I wanted to get out of my car and rip his flag off.

34:44 Drew This is probably the most selfish city in the world, I would have to say.

34:47 Stryker Definitely.

34:48 Drew Yeah.

34:48 Stryker Especially in that area.

34:50 Adam That intersection.

34:52 Drew What intersection was it?

34:53 Stryker It was, what is that? Hennie and Santa Monica Boulevard by the Troubadour. Andrew.

34:57 Drew Yeah.

34:58 Stryker All right. You are 17. You've never had an abortion, have you? I have not. Okay. Thanks.

35:02 Stryker Go ahead.

35:06 Stryker What's your question, man? Yeah.

35:07 I was wondering how long weed stays in your body after you've smoked it.

35:11 Stryker Depends. Are you smoking all the time for a long period of time or just a single night out? Just like one time, really. Oh. Yeah. At most a couple of days. At most.

35:19 Stryker Why are you so worried? Do you have a drug test coming up?

35:22 Stryker Yeah.

35:22 Well, I'm going for a job for the city and I was just wondering if I smoked about three weeks ago.

35:26 Stryker One time?

35:27 Adam Yeah.

35:27 Stryker Forget it. Don't worry about it.

35:28 Adam Do not worry about it.

35:29 Drew If people smoke it for a long time, then we'll...

35:31 Stryker If you're a daily smoker, it can be real variable.

35:35 Adam What's the job for the city? Just in case it's a particular bus line, so I know not to travel with you. What's the job for?

35:43 It's for one of the community centers.

35:45 Stryker With kids?

35:46 Adam You're working with kids? Counseling kids that use substance.

35:48 Stryker Good. I remember that weed's got a bad rap. What? I said weed has a bad rap. But it's still against the law.

35:55 Drew Let me ask you something. I thought it... Is it stored in your fat cells?

35:58 Stryker It is.

35:59 Stryker That's the problem.

36:03 Stryker And if you lose some weight or exercise and you are a chronic smoker, you can release enough actually measurable in the urine weeks and weeks down the line. And it's not uncommon for it to stay persistent for two weeks after you stop if you're a daily user.

36:16 Drew What? To stay persistent?

36:17 Stryker The cannabis.

36:19 Drew What? In your...

36:20 Stryker In your urine.

36:21 Drew Oh, really?

36:22 Stryker Can they take hair samples and find out if you're doing drugs? Is that a...

36:24 Drew Is that true?

36:25 Stryker They're expensive, they're right. And they're a real difficult term, but I just have not seen people relying on those.

36:30 Stryker So many weird companies. I know he's working for the city, so I guess that's okay, but I was going to work at a hotel here in town in 1993, and they sent me in for a drug test. All I was going to be was the pool boy for the hotel. And luckily, I passed because I had my brother's urine, but... No, seriously, I don't understand. Why are these companies that...

36:49 Stryker Because you're a liability. You become an employee that needs... will need treatment. And it could be a liability. Want to get high?

36:56 Drew Yeah, sure. Um, let me ask you something else. You want to get high? No, I'm going to ask you something else.

37:01 Stryker Are you cool? Get to the point. Come on, Katherine.

37:03 Drew I forgot what I was going to say. Too much weed.

37:05 Stryker No. Because you got high, because you got high, because you got high. I was going to pitch out support, but then I was high.

37:11 Drew Is that why... Is that the theory behind it being... All kidding aside. Is that the theory behind it being not addictive? Is that...

37:18 Stryker Everyone is profoundly addictive for a certain subset of population. It is the most common addiction I treat right now.

37:23 Drew Really?

37:24 Stryker A lot of people can't get addicted to it, but there's a certain subset of alcoholics that very rapidly get addicted to it.

37:30 Drew Oh, now do people think... For some reason, has it seemed non-addictive to a lot of people because it stays in your body? And then therefore your body doesn't have the withdrawals? I always thought maybe that was the reason.

37:40 Stryker No, no. You have to have a certain genetic makeup to be an addict, and it's a subset of alcoholics primarily.

37:45 Drew Is that just how people get addicted to anything genetically?

37:49 Stryker Yeah, you have to have a gene, but it's even a smaller subset.

37:51 Stryker If someone's addicted to gambling, if they drink, they could become addicted to drugs.

37:56 Stryker It's rare to see behavioral addictions, sex, gambling, shopping, unless a chemical is first turned the switch on. Yeah, you first have to see something like opiates or cocaine or something.

38:07 Drew Because I was so addicted to cigarettes, and I'm not addicted to alcohol or anything.

38:12 Stryker That's dependent on cigarettes. Different. We'll talk. We'll talk during the break.

38:15 Stryker We have to take a break. Is that OK?

38:16 Drew Yeah, go ahead.

38:17 Stryker All right, you can call French during the break.

38:18 Drew OK, I ask him.

38:20 Stryker And David, you can drink more coffee and order everyone around.

38:22 Adam Oh, yeah, that's good. I'm going to drink a little more coffee.

38:23 Stryker Scolaro?

38:24 Stryker Yeah.

38:24 Stryker We'll go smoke weed.

38:26 Stryker Jesus.

38:26 Stryker When we get back here at Loveline, I'm Stryker, by the way, along with Dr. Drew. We're going to talk to this guy, Robert, who has all sorts of troubles. He can't get over a relationship that ended like two years ago. What's he? No, I'm just kidding, Robert. We'll talk to you in a minute. We'll be back in a second. We are back. It is Love Line, 1-800-LOVE-191. Filling in for Adam Corolla, I would be Ted Ramone, Stryker here in Los Angeles, California, along with Dr. Drew, addiction medicine specialist and you're board certified, correct?

38:56 Stryker All right.

38:57 Stryker Still, right?

38:58 Adam Yes.

38:58 Stryker You had to get re-certified recently?

39:00 Stryker I did.

39:00 Stryker I know. I heard you say that on the radio.

39:01 Adam Just Xerox the thing and you put it in the little thing outside the window.

39:05 Drew Tell us about Dr. Drew.

39:07 Stryker Wait. I want to say that you're here first before you ask questions. Go ahead.

39:10 Drew We're here. Tomorrow night, we premiere.

39:12 Stryker Yeah.

39:12 Drew The premiere.

39:13 Stryker It's going to be at 8.30 on NBC before Frasier. It's called Three Sisters.

39:17 Drew Yeah. We've gotten to Brian. He's a famous New York comedian. It's on the show now. Very funny guy playing the bartender.

39:22 Stryker Congratulations. You're on the show.

39:24 Adam Yeah.

39:24 Stryker Very good. Also, David is here. You play the husband, Catherine, on the show.

39:28 Adam It's true. It's very true.

39:29 Stryker Can one of you just give a quick description on what the show is about?

39:33 Drew Yes.

39:34 Stryker It's like the Spice Channel.

39:35 Stryker That'll make people watch.

39:36 Drew It's about the kind of the dynamics between these three sisters and my... David's one of the main characters and now Brian is kind of three sisters, people that know the three sisters, friends and bosses of the three sisters.

39:47 Stryker Great description.

39:48 Drew Gary Marshall plays my boss on the second show.

39:50 Stryker Gary Marshall is not it. I love Gary Marshall.

39:52 Adam He's a great guy.

39:53 Drew Yeah, it was so fun to work with him. He's so free and it's really fun.

39:57 Adam We also have a couple episodes in. We have Wallace Shawn as a guest star.

40:00 Stryker Who's Wallace Shawn?

40:01 Drew I'm sorry.

40:01 Adam Unconceivable.

40:02 Drew Oh, no way.

40:04 Stryker From The Princess Bride.

40:05 Adam So great.

40:06 Drew Yeah, he's awesome.

40:07 Stryker And Diane Cannon is on it?

40:08 Drew Diane Cannon plays our mother.

40:10 Stryker Does she wear a Lakers jersey during the show?

40:11 Adam Almost all the time.

40:13 Drew Yeah, she likes the Lakers paraphernalia.

40:15 Stryker I saw her at the gym the other day. She was sweating. She was doing great in there.

40:19 Drew Yeah, she rocks.

40:20 Stryker Yeah, she's good.

40:20 Drew Yeah.

40:21 Stryker And everyone gets along on the set. Not that you would say, but fun, fun cast, fun to go to work. I'm happy.

40:26 Drew It's much easier to be in your second year than your first year. First year is like all this pressure and second year is much more fun.

40:31 Stryker Brian, David, I'm sorry. Were you doing a lot of work before you got this big part on the show?

40:36 Adam I actually got really lucky. I got canned from a show on ABC that Alan Ball wrote, who wrote American Beauty and was doing that show for a little while. One of the rarest things that probably never happens to too many people in Hollywood was I got fired from a job on a Thursday night and my wife started pouring the bourbon. I woke up on Friday morning and got a job offer from NBC.

40:55 Good for you.

40:55 Adam I got very lucky.

40:56 Very cool.

40:57 Adam But glad to be here.

40:59 Stryker Nice. I'm glad you're on the show and on this show too. Do you want to ask Dr. Drew a question, Katherine?

41:04 Drew Yeah. I think that's an important thing to talk about because you hear so often like the word on the street is that Pops not addictive. So what's the deal with that? You were just saying that the breakout was very addictive.

41:13 Stryker Yeah. That marijuana has got a bad rap. Occasional use of marijuana is no different than occasional use of alcohol.

41:19 Drew Right.

41:20 Stryker But it is profoundly addictive for a certain subset and rapidly addictive. And the syndrome is always the same. It's usually the third time a person gets exposed to the drug. And this is someone usually with a family history of alcoholism. They're not alcoholic. They're not yet so addicted to anything else. Usually second or third time. The first couple of times, they don't think much of it. Second or third time, pow, this is just, oh my god, this stuff is the greatest. I love this stuff. And guess what? When you wake up the next day after having the most incredible experience of your life, you're thinking about doing that again. And again. And again. Right. Every day thereafter. So it's not something that's solely progressive. It happens. Pow.

41:54 Stryker If you think about something every day but don't act on it, is that addicted? Is that a trait of being an addict?

42:00 Stryker If you were just thinking, the thinking would kind of trail off. But you think and you use.

42:05 Drew Well, how would you talk to young kids about it then? Because it's like, you know, you feel like you need to be honest with them. Yet you really would like to deter them from it.

42:14 Stryker I just tell exactly what I just did. The pot has a bad rap. The laws don't make a lot of sense. But this is a profoundly addictive job for some people. If you have that I love it experience when you smoke it, when after you've been primed to it, you got a problem and it's going to be something very difficult to control.

42:27 Adam And for kids, too, obviously, I have nothing to say to add medically, obviously. But I have a cousin and a lot of his friends are smoking pot. I just said, hey, similar answer. Do what you want. I think pot's got a bad rap. And I can't tell you that I never smoked pot. I did on occasion. But you better be careful where you smoke it and with who because it's illegal and you're going to get thrown in jail and it's going to go on your record. And whether that's right or wrong, in certain people's eyes, a record's a record. And you have to be careful of some of those societal consequences.

42:57 Stryker And Pond, after you use it for a few years, it starts to wear off. People start smoking more because they're used to using it to regulate their emotions.

43:04 Stryker They don't get a different, stronger drug than they get.

43:07 Stryker That's what happens. They start getting depressed, start having trouble functioning, have trouble. The two most common complaints, can't find my keys and I can't complete my resume. Those are the two most common complaints.

43:15 Stryker And where's the Doritos?

43:17 Stryker And then they either switch over to speed or more alcohol or sometimes even opiates these days. And then that becomes the primary drug.

43:23 Drew All right. And then what is speed?

43:25 Stryker Speed makes you go crazy.

43:27 Drew Is any kind of stimulant speed on the street?

43:31 Stryker Amphetamine.

43:31 Drew It's just called amphetamine? Methamphetamine?

43:33 Stryker Crystal methamphetamine.

43:35 Drew That's the street name for speed.

43:36 Stryker Speed, crystal, what else is it called? Crank, ice, it's all the same stuff.

43:40 Stryker Doesn't ecstasy get you super hyper and excited at the same time also?

43:43 Stryker It can.

43:43 Drew What the hell is ecstasy? It seems so disgusting. All right. Let's just say, let's just say...

43:47 Adam There's more people on the line.

43:48 Drew Yeah.

43:48 Adam All right.

43:49 Stryker We'll talk in the break.

43:50 Drew It's like some chemical thing. They feel so great about it. And it's just this big chemical drug.

43:54 Stryker You know what's sad about that?

43:55 Drew It's not even like natural. It's just like, it's so gross to me.

43:58 Stryker To me, it's not, though.

44:00 Drew Huh?

44:00 Stryker What do we got?

44:01 Drew You like it?

44:02 Stryker Robert.

44:03 Drew OK, go on.

44:03 Stryker You're 22, Robert. And Robert, I'm sorry I messed up saying your relationship ended like eight years ago. It was only three months ago.

44:09 Stryker Yeah. OK, man.

44:10 Stryker Yeah.

44:11 Stryker What's going on with you?

44:12 Drew I had to do it, Robert.

44:13 Stryker A two-year relationship ended three months ago. Well, she said it was the pot, Robert.

44:18 Stryker What's that?

44:18 Stryker Nothing. Go ahead.

44:19 Stryker How often do you clean your penis?

44:22 Stryker Brian, who?

44:24 Stryker Well, seriously, I'm just having a really hard time getting over someone that I love dearly.

44:29 Stryker Why'd you break up?

44:30 Stryker You know, I'm really not exactly sure.

44:32 Stryker Why did she break up?

44:36 Stryker She told me she wasn't having that excited feeling anymore about being with me.

44:40 Stryker And how long has she been trying to break up?

44:44 Stryker I don't think she was ever trying to break up for any length of time. I think she's trying to decide if I'm what she wants.

44:49 Stryker I mean, she was thinking about it a while because I know when I was 22 and I wanted to break up with someone, it took me like five months to finally get around to doing it.

44:58 Stryker How old is she? She just turned 21.

45:01 Stryker I think you're better off. Sounds to me.

45:03 Stryker Well, it's normal, Robert. The relationships you have, I know you don't want to hear this, doesn't make you feel really any better necessarily, but the relationships you have when you're your age are supposed to break up. They don't typically last a lifetime, even when they get married.

45:14 Adam That's right.

45:15 Stryker They don't last a lifetime.

45:16 Adam Although she wasn't really rich, was she?

45:17 Stryker I've always been kind of promiscuous at a younger age. And I can get back to that. Well, I don't want to.

45:24 Adam No, I'm kidding.

45:24 Stryker I'm kidding.

45:25 Adam Don't get back to that. It was a joke. It was a joke.

45:26 Stryker I've always slept with nobody.

45:27 Stryker And I have liked a date, but just don't say you haven't slept with nobody when you speak to the girl.

45:32 Stryker How did you treat her when you were in this relationship?

45:35 Stryker Well, for the most part, I was always real honest with her and I always was supportive in what she was, what she did, what she stood for.

45:40 Stryker Which was what?

45:41 Stryker Well, she goes to college and she's one of those homegrown girls that are really sweet, they're themselves and...

45:51 Stryker What do you do, Robert?

45:53 Stryker Right now, I'm kind of a mechanic, I guess.

45:57 Stryker Kind of a mechanic?

45:58 Stryker Yeah, I like cars. That's what I do.

46:00 Stryker So it sounds like you kind of grew apart in some way.

46:02 Stryker Well, what the real question is, and it's probably go out to Drew, by the way, Drew, I appreciate you very much and congratulations on your success for just being yourself. I think you're really super real.

46:12 Stryker Thanks, Robert.

46:13 Stryker Great.

46:14 Stryker I'm no good, Robert.

46:15 Stryker What's the question?

46:16 Stryker Well, I just want to know what... Other than time, because that's all I hear, is getting over this relationship, I mean... I mean, I'd marry her if I could right now. And I would stay a married tour for the rest of my life, I believe.

46:29 Stryker So that's due as part.

46:32 Stryker All right. But that's not reality, though, is it? That's not where she's at. And forcing her, you know, go out and sort of duct-tie...

46:39 Stryker I'm very confused as to why she broke up with me.

46:41 Stryker Well, whatever it is, it is. And those are her feelings, and you've got to let her have them. And, you know, going out and duct-taping her and tying her up and hauling her ass back is not going to make a good relationship.

46:51 Stryker Have you talked to her? I've tried to contact her twice in three months.

46:54 Stryker I know, but I'm just saying, though, the point is, let's not make a plan for how we're going to get her back, let's make a plan for how we're going to grieve this and get over it and get over it.

47:02 Stryker That's my primary objective.

47:03 Stryker Do you have a history of depression?

47:06 Stryker No, I'm pretty outgoing.

47:07 Stryker Are you doing drugs and alcohol now?

47:09 Stryker I drink on occasions. I'm 22 years old. I party.

47:11 Stryker You know what, we gotta go to, I'm like two minutes into the over break. We'll come back.

47:15 Stryker You are, are you running this show?

47:17 Stryker Go.

47:17 Stryker This is a co-show.

47:18 Stryker I understand.

47:19 Stryker Robert, we have to take a quick break because we are yapping too much about the addiction to marijuana. So we'll talk to you in just a second. More Loveline coming up with the cast of Three Sisters, Stryker and Dr. Drew. More Loveline home. We are back. It is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm Stryker for Ace Rockolla, my main man mayonnaise, along with Dr. Drew who is eating some nuts right now. How are those nuts, Drew?

47:45 Stryker The old one before the one I'm eating.

47:46 Stryker Good, good, good. We are here from some of the cast of Three Sisters. Where's Gary Marshall?

47:50 Drew Gary Marshall rocks.

47:52 Stryker Can I have his phone number so I can call him?

47:54 Adam It's like a ghost ship in there.

47:56 Drew Yeah, we should call him.

47:58 Stryker He is the best softball player of any person I know.

48:01 Adam He is.

48:01 He's so funny.

48:02 Adam We had a close game against Andy Richter.

48:04 Drew The Three Sisters game?

48:05 Stryker Oh, really?

48:06 Adam Yeah, yeah. One run we lost.

48:07 Drew We lost in the Andy Richter show?

48:09 Adam One run. We could have lost if we could.

48:11 Stryker What did Andy Richter do? Did he play catcher?

48:13 Adam You know, he didn't show.

48:15 Drew He didn't show. It's the Andy Richter show. He's not even on his own.

48:20 Adam We got jerseys and everything. Three Sisters. They're cool because they don't say Three Sisters. They just have a little T and a little S.

48:25 Stryker Nice, for Three Sisters.

48:26 Adam Yeah, exactly.

48:27 Stryker Orchids and for the scrotum.

48:29 Adam It could.

48:29 Stryker Or either one. Just tough ass.

48:31 Stryker I have a pond and a pool. The pond would be better for you then. I think we're done with that dude that was over the grill.

48:39 Stryker I want to talk to him tomorrow.

48:40 Drew Well, how come?

48:41 Stryker From Augusto.

48:42 Drew Did you think maybe he was feeling guilty about something?

48:44 Stryker I was concerned he was getting really depressed. Really? I was reading, trying to establish, does he have any drugs or addiction? Accelerating things. Is he truly depressive? Are there character logic problems that might be making it impossible for him to deal with?

48:57 Adam Or is he just 22?

48:58 Stryker Or is he just 22 dealing with it?

48:59 Stryker A 22-year-old sensitive mechanic.

49:02 Adam Kind of.

49:02 Drew I'm amazed that a 22-year-old man can carry on a relationship for two years.

49:06 Stryker I agree.

49:08 Stryker Really? I did.

49:09 No, I didn't.

49:10 Drew I don't think any man under 30 is really worth a hell of a lot of anything. Don't bet any money on any man under 30.

49:18 Stryker All right. Isaac.

49:20 Stryker Thanks, Katherine.

49:21 Drew How old are you? Are you under 30?

49:23 Stryker I'm 14.

49:24 Stryker Oh, okay. Isaac's 14.

49:26 Stryker Yes.

49:27 Drew Sorry, Isaac.

49:27 Stryker Drew, you are up in there in my heroes category, up with Harrison Ford and all those.

49:32 Stryker Wow.

49:34 Stryker Yeah.

49:34 Stryker You mean Indiana Jones.

49:35 Stryker Yeah, Indiana Jones.

49:37 Drew David Bay, Sharon Zimora.

49:38 Stryker Han Solo rules.

49:40 Stryker Yes.

49:41 Stryker Okay, Julian.

49:41 Drew Yeah. Whatever.

49:42 Stryker You're a very good man.

49:43 Stryker Thank you.

49:44 Drew Who said that? Whatever.

49:45 Stryker I'm up there with like Chewbacca.

49:47 Stryker The passive aggressive one.

49:48 Stryker C-3PO. Okay.

49:49 Stryker What's your question, man?

49:51 Stryker Well, I have some issues. This sounds out of date. I've been trying to call for like two weeks now about the tragedy that happened.

49:59 Stryker Yeah.

49:59 Stryker And so, I mean, I really am proud of our country standing together, not being racist and all, but there is some, like, I was just wondering what to do when encountering it. Like this morning, we were having a discussion about things and like I brought up the fact that there was the vandalism near my house about like Arabs should go home and like the cover of the examiner was like bastards.

50:25 Stryker Oh, yeah.

50:25 Stryker And that was pretty horrible. But like this morning, we were talking at school and we were somehow gotten the issue of nationality. And so it got to me and said, well, what's your nationality? So, well, my dad is Israeli and my mom is American. And my this girl sitting next to me turned to me and said, your dad is Israeli? And I said, yeah, he's like, shoot him.

50:45 Stryker What? She said, and I said, why?

50:47 Stryker She said, shoot him.

50:48 And I'm like, no.

50:51 Adam Well, why?

50:52 Stryker And I asked her why.

50:53 Stryker She doesn't even know what she's talking about.

50:55 Adam I know.

50:56 Stryker Wait, aren't the, we're protecting-

50:57 Adam The Israelis didn't have anything to do with it.

50:59 Stryker Right, exactly.

50:59 Stryker Yeah, but some people want to blame us.

51:00 Adam They just figure, oh, Middle East, it's over there. Okay.

51:03 Stryker Well, people like to suggest to us that backing Israel is what's causing a lot of problems.

51:07 Stryker So do you have a certain question? Like that sucks that that happened, but is there something specific?

51:12 Stryker What to do?

51:13 Stryker Like, I mean, this is for me and for like everyone out there. It's like what to do when you encounter things like that? Like, is there?

51:19 Stryker Well, no, no, for what it is, you understand, it's not really somebody who is expressing an opinion that's based in a sort of reality or it's going to likely result in any kind of action. This is just, I mean, the same person may also sort of rag on people for hanging out with certain social groups at their school.

51:38 Stryker She's always a really nice person.

51:41 Stryker And again, I'm sure she's speaking figuratively also, and people's sort of passions are raised by these issues because there's a lot riding on these kinds of political issues currently. But yeah, I think at this time, it's what we call rhetoric. It's just people talking. Now, when people actually start causing harm to other people, start aggressing against one another, those usually, I mean, our country is trying to be very careful with this issue. And the people that are carrying out actions of hate are criminals. They're engaging in hate crimes. And they're the same people that probably would have done it six months ago to somebody else.

52:16 Stryker But hate crimes have been up since the tragedy on the 11th.

52:19 Stryker I understand that that increases the probability of that.

52:21 Drew Well, I think that part of the issue is that Americans feel somewhat betrayed, you know, by this particular group of people who, you know, we harbored, I mean, not just because of what they did, but also because we're such a generous nation and we, you know, allow so many people to live here and become educated here from other countries and that, I think, to have this happen to people that were, you know, living and working among us, There's something just really painful about it. So I think that we are wanting to like, you know, kick everybody out or something. There's a feeling of like helplessness and powerlessness and hurt, I think, among American people. And I think when it gets subverted like that, I mean, of course it's wrong. And I think if, you know, I think if we act out against people of different nationalities or people of, you know, Middle Eastern nationalities, we're just gonna lose the world support. It's a really stupid thing to do. It makes us look barbaric.

53:11 Stryker But the really sick thing is we are acting out against Americans.

53:15 Drew I know. I get it. And you know, I think those crackers shot a Sikh at the, you know, because he was wearing a turban. I don't think they really wear turbans over there. Thank you. You know, they wear those other things. They shot a guy in a Sikh turban. And you know, it is at a gas station.

53:30 Adam They're just generalizations, you know. I mean, this girl obviously talking about your father and he's an Israeli. And I mean, what's the connection? There is no connection. Right.

53:37 Stryker There's not.

53:38 Adam And it's a generalization. And you can't make that generalization about all Middle Eastern people or all people living in the region.

53:43 Drew It's the same thing for all Christians or all Muslims or all anything.

53:46 Stryker But I think a 14-year-old watches TV for like a minute at a time and hears 40 seconds of that minute and something is embedded into their brain.

53:54 Adam And here's her parents say. Right.

53:55 Caller Exactly.

53:56 Adam Yeah, that guy who...

53:57 Caller Then they get to school.

53:57 Stryker Shoot your father.

53:58 Adam That's right. That's right. You know, there was a call for the candlelighting. Put a candle in your window and things like that. And we had sent that around to an email list. And I got something back from a cousin and he said, just so you know, there's a candle in my window. Also, I live across the street from the Lebanese ambassador in our country. And their flag outside their front door, their American flag, is at half-mast and there's a candle in their window. Of course. You know, it's not, you can't point your fingers to people who are uncaring or what's in their hearts.

54:27 Stryker Sometimes, sometimes, I think this is all symptomatic of the fact that we are really truly becoming global. And the context of globalizing, we're all trying to adjust that. And there really are criminals kind of acting out within the context of this new global society.

54:42 Drew Wait, explain that more?

54:44 Stryker I think this is part of the growing pains of becoming global, I think some of this.

54:48 Stryker The US is starting to develop all these relationships now.

54:51 Stryker The years, that's really what it is. We all want free markets, we all want to be global in our perspectives on things. But in doing so, we piss some people off.

55:01 Drew People that don't want to be global, don't want to have television or radios or women to have equal rights or be able to go to school or educate themselves or wear makeup.

55:09 Stryker And as always, when there's growth and change in a society, there's reactions.

55:15 Caller It's just sick.

55:18 Stryker Scott.

55:19 Stryker Yeah.

55:19 Stryker What's up? You're 17 on Loveline.

55:22 Stryker I had sex with my best friend's mom.

55:24 Stryker Sweet.

55:27 Stryker Score.

55:28 Adam One word, Scott. Plastics.

55:30 Stryker Well, no. She tells me she loves me.

55:32 It's from the graduate.

55:33 Adam Thanks.

55:33 Caller Nobody. She loves you.

55:34 Adam Anyone?

55:35 Stryker How old is she?

55:36 Stryker She's 46.

55:38 Stryker How did this go down?

55:40 Caller I was pretty drunk.

55:42 Stryker She's like, I guess she wanted to be with me for a long time.

55:45 Stryker Who was your friend?

55:46 Stryker My friend. He just knew my last name, Tim.

55:49 Stryker That's a damn lie.

55:50 Stryker You know it.

55:53 Stryker He knows about it. He said he wants me to keep doing it because it makes her happy.

55:57 Caller It's only been that one time.

55:58 Stryker But the first time you did it, what happened? You were drunk. You got drunk at her house?

56:02 Stryker No, I was drunk. I came home from a party.

56:04 Stryker Okay, and then you walked into your friend's house and was Tim there?

56:07 Stryker Yeah, Tim was with me.

56:08 Stryker And then how did the mom lure you up to her room?

56:11 Stryker Well, I talked to her all the time and I was in her room talking to her and it just kind of happened.

56:17 Stryker What's the nature of your relationship with Tim? Good friends?

56:21 Stryker Yeah, he's my best friend.

56:22 Stryker Best friend.

56:22 Stryker How old is this guy?

56:24 Stryker Seventeen. At seventeen, I couldn't even...

56:26 Stryker I got nothing!

56:27 Stryker Screwing mothers! Damn you, Scott!

56:30 Stryker No, but Scott, this is...

56:31 Stryker That's not healthy, but I just got to admire you.

56:35 Adam Is she a divorcee?

56:36 Stryker Do what?

56:37 Stryker Was she recently divorced?

56:38 Stryker No, she's still married. Oh, man!

56:41 Stryker In that case, I'd run for the hills.

56:44 Stryker I don't know what to tell her, kid.

56:45 Caller Like, when I go there, she tells me she loves me and...

56:47 Stryker Here's what you tell her. If this goes on, if you say that to me one more time, I'm telling my dad.

56:53 Stryker There you go.

56:53 Stryker Or I'm calling the police, you're only seventeen and that's illegal.

56:56 Stryker What's up with his friend? Like, cheering his friend on to have sex with his mother while his father is-

57:00 Drew What's wrong with the mother? It's so abusive.

57:02 Stryker You know, I'm just going to go home. Are you all right?

57:04 Drew You want me to cuddle you for a minute?

57:05 Adam I'll snuggle you, Brian.

57:06 Drew Fine, just leave us here to deal with all these people's problems.

57:08 Adam By the way, just a totally minor thing, but you said you came home drunk from a party?

57:14 Stryker I went to his house drunk.

57:15 Adam You went to his house? You walked to his house because he's around the corner, right?

57:18 Stryker No, we got a ride.

57:20 Adam Ah.

57:20 Stryker Got a ride.

57:20 Adam Oh, you got a ride, though?

57:22 Stryker Okay.

57:22 Adam So the driver wasn't drunk? No. Okay, just check.

57:24 Stryker Yeah, you got a ride and the driver was.

57:25 Adam It seems to be the least of your troubles, but I'd hate to have you die in a drunk driving accident.

57:29 Stryker Scott, this is going to sound a lot more simple than it's going to be, but next time she tries to lure you up to the room and shows you her boobies, you just got to say, no, I'm not doing it. If you touch me, I'm calling the cops or I'm telling my papa, because I swear to God, in the end, something bad's going to happen. There's no doubt.

57:47 Drew Well, I mean, because you've got to be enjoying it on some level, right?

57:51 Stryker She's 17.

57:52 Stryker Well, yeah, of course.

57:53 Caller Of course.

57:56 Drew Well, what's your dilemma?

57:57 Stryker If she wasn't married or whatever.

57:58 Drew You just feel somewhere inside you, you know that this is just wrong or why are you calling?

58:02 Stryker I feel it's wrong and I don't know what to say to her when she tells me she loves me all the time.

58:05 Drew You know what? Let me just tell you, that's so screwed up. I'm a woman that's really manipulative and screwed up. You don't tell your... I have a son. I would not tell his best friend that I was in love with him, because I felt insecure sexually or whatever the hell it was. You know, that's just a really weird target to go after is your son's best friend. It's a screwed up thing to do. It's a screwed up thing to do not only to her son, but to you.

58:29 Stryker That's right. That's why it's against the law.

58:34 Drew It's messed up. She's messed up. You don't have to worry about protecting her feeling. She doesn't care about her son or you, or she wouldn't be doing this. She's old enough to know better.

58:41 Stryker Yeah, she should know.

58:43 Stryker There's your Al-Anon coming through.

58:44 Drew There it is.

58:45 Stryker Dude, I got it down.

58:46 Drew You don't know me that well. I act all silly.

58:50 Stryker You're just snorted.

58:51 Caller Is that you, Drew?

58:54 Drew You don't even know, Drew. You don't even know.

58:58 Stryker You think you know, Michael.

58:59 Drew You think you know, Drew, with your quick analysis.

59:03 Stryker Michael, you have a question for David here from Three Sisters.

59:07 Adam What do you got, Mike?

59:10 Caller You talking to me?

59:11 Stryker That's right. You're Michael and you're 19.

59:13 Adam You talking to me?

59:13 Stryker From Sactown.

59:15 Caller I was a-

59:16 Drew That's not Drew.

59:17 Stryker I was- What?

59:18 Drew He's from Sactown?

59:19 Caller Sacramento.

59:19 Stryker Sacramento.

59:20 Stryker Oh. I'm going up there on Thursday.

59:24 Stryker You're from Testytown.

59:25 Drew You're so fancy, Drew. Sactown, Pittsburgh, NYC. Where were you?

59:30 Stryker I was in Ohio.

59:31 Adam Good morning, America.

59:33 Stryker I was at the hub of the problems. They flew me. Michael?

59:36 Caller Anyway, I had a question for Drew.

59:38 Stryker See if I mention again, MTV 5 o'clock Monday through Friday.

59:40 Stryker It's called Who Knows the Band, by the way. Go ahead, Mike.

59:44 Adam 8.30 tomorrow night, right before Frasier on NBC.

59:46 Caller Go ahead, Mike.

59:47 Caller Questions for Drew.

59:49 Stryker Mike, I'm going to put you on hold for a second.

59:51 Caller I'm just kidding. Jesus Christ in heaven. Christ in heaven.

59:57 Adam What do you got, Michael? Michael, get it on fast, baby.

1:00:01 Stryker Hey, Michael, I'm with you.

1:00:02 Caller Okay. Anyway. Drew.

1:00:04 Stryker I am listening.

1:00:05 Caller Cocaine use? Yes. How does that affect the heart? I mean, is there...

1:00:10 Stryker Of all the drugs you could use, that's the one that has the potential of causing more severe catastrophe in the heart. You can increase the stickiness of the factors circulating in your blood called platelets. It also causes spasm of arteries, so the blood flow down the arteries is restricted at the same time as there's a higher potential for clot to form so you can get heart attacks, a blood clot forming an artery that restricts the blood supply of the heart, and it's a catastrophe.

1:00:36 Caller So, it's just not like a paranoia thing, me thinking, my heart stopped for a second?

1:00:41 Stryker No, no, that's extra beats. That's a compensatory pause. Those are normal, because you get all kinds of rhythm problems from doing cocaine.

1:00:47 Stryker Michael?

1:00:48 Caller Yeah?

1:00:48 Stryker I am no doctor. I don't have medical advice. I'm not necessarily an angel, but Harry, have you ever heard of Len Bias?

1:00:58 Caller No.

1:00:59 Stryker One of the best college basketball players in the last 30 years. Supposedly, it was his first time doing cocaine after he got drafted by the Boston Celtics. He died the night he got drafted, and since that, that scared the living daylights out of me. It won't even go near that stuff. So, I mean, there's an example right there of a man just in the best shape ever. Did it? Bam. Done. Died.

1:01:19 Stryker Those are typically heart attacks. The extra beats you get, the skip beats, and the stops and all that stuff is completely normal, but they are made worse by cocaine.

1:01:27 Stryker But music does sound a lot better when you do it.

1:01:30 Drew Does it really?

1:01:31 Stryker No, I'm just kidding.

1:01:32 Caller No, it doesn't.

1:01:33 Stryker All right, Michael.

1:01:34 Drew Okay.

1:01:34 Stryker Be careful.

1:01:35 Drew Okay.

1:01:36 Stryker All right. Try the E in Siamese.

1:01:38 Drew Oh, geez.

1:01:39 Stryker What's with that?

1:01:40 Drew What's with you with that E?

1:01:41 Stryker It's gross.

1:01:42 Drew It is gross.

1:01:43 Stryker You're 34.

1:01:44 Drew Is it a pill?

1:01:45 Adam 34. She's like two 17-year-old colors.

1:01:47 Stryker That's right.

1:01:47 Adam Sorry.

1:01:48 Stryker Patty?

1:01:49 Stryker I have a question for Dr. Drew.

1:01:51 Adam She's been making love with her best friend, Son.

1:01:52 Stryker Okay, I'm thinking about having liposuction done.

1:01:55 Stryker You're thinking about having liposuction?

1:01:56 Stryker Don't do it.

1:01:57 Drew Just say no.

1:01:58 Stryker Why?

1:01:58 Stryker Hold on. I want to know. Wait. First, hold on. I'm going to ask you a question in a minute. How much do you weigh right now?

1:02:04 Stryker I don't weigh a lot, but I get a C-section on my son about 12 years ago. Okay. And when the doctor cut so deep, he cut the muscles, he said.

1:02:13 Stryker Yeah.

1:02:13 Stryker And so now I have what they call a flap.

1:02:17 Stryker Well, maybe you need an abdominalplasty.

1:02:19 Stryker What's that?

1:02:20 Stryker Where they sort of reconstruct the abdominal wall. That sounds like more of what you need.

1:02:25 Stryker Is that more surgery than just normal lipo?

1:02:27 Stryker Yeah.

1:02:28 Stryker Yeah. Yeah.

1:02:30 Stryker Okay. Well, if I have it done, what can, like, it do any side effects or?

1:02:34 Stryker Yeah. Abdominalplasty?

1:02:36 Stryker Death.

1:02:36 Stryker That's a surgery. Yeah.

1:02:37 Stryker Or lipo. Either one.

1:02:39 Stryker Lipo is less risky than abdominalplasty, but these all have risk, infection, bleeding. They're pretty common procedures these days. It's not a big risk. It could be very, very small, but it's not zero.

1:02:51 Stryker One thing you have to do, Patty, investigate, investigate, investigate. If you do it, define the right doctor. Yeah, make sure somebody screw you up.

1:02:58 Stryker Yeah, it should be somebody who has a birth-board certification in plastic and or cosmetic surgery.

1:03:02 Drew Yes. And with a reference, go to several.

1:03:05 Stryker Yeah.

1:03:06 Stryker Call the ones in the LA Weekly on Page two.

1:03:08 Stryker Well, she's in Michigan.

1:03:10 Caller Oh, no.

1:03:11 Adam Michigan.

1:03:11 Stryker The Michigan Weekly.

1:03:13 Stryker All right, Patty. Good luck.

1:03:14 Stryker Okay. I also have one more thing to say. Yeah. Dr. Drew, I think you should get like a little fan put in your office because I heard that Adam's been farting a lot over there.

1:03:25 Stryker Over here at the, at the, in the.

1:03:26 Drew Let's get a fan to blow it around so one can share.

1:03:28 Stryker In the radio studio. Yeah, but see, he turned it off. He loves seeing somebody just suffer.

1:03:36 Drew That's so nasty. Has he been doing A?

1:03:46 Stryker I heard some of that when he was two and what was there a guest in that night?

1:03:50 Stryker Probably not.

1:03:51 Stryker Oh, God. If I ever get to do this and there's no guest, I'm going to have the worst meal in the world before I can see you. I got to match him. I have to match him. Melissa.

1:03:59 Stryker Yes.

1:04:00 Stryker What's up? You're 26 on Loveline.

1:04:02 Stryker Yes. I'm actually having a problem. My husband, I found, he's on the Internet. He works late at night. I found him on the computer looking at...

1:04:09 Adam Typing with one hand, huh?

1:04:10 Stryker Yes. I say I did. Free Teen by Mail. And he doesn't lie. I also found him in the shower.

1:04:17 Stryker Wait, hold on. Free Teen by Mail?

1:04:19 Adam You can't use the computer in the shower.

1:04:21 Stryker Well, maybe you think about it. But like pictures that I found on the computer, he deletes the history now because of that.

1:04:29 Stryker I can't follow what you're telling us.

1:04:30 Adam So in other words, your husband has been viewing and enjoying kiddie porn is what you're saying?

1:04:35 Stryker Yes. On the computer I found him kind of playing with himself the other night. I found him on the computer.

1:04:41 Stryker And what did you say about the shower?

1:04:43 Stryker Yesterday I walked in and he was masturbating in the shower, which I've never found him doing that.

1:04:48 Stryker Well, that's normal. But the kiddie porn thing is not normal.

1:04:51 Stryker No, that's sick. That's not good.

1:04:52 Stryker And it's more like teen mail. He gets it free on his email.

1:04:55 Drew What's teen mail? Teen men or?

1:04:58 Stryker No, women.

1:04:59 Stryker Are you sure it's teens?

1:05:00 Stryker Can I put you on hold and get that website?

1:05:02 Stryker Yeah. So what is your question?

1:05:04 Stryker Well, it really bothers me and I make a joke of it, but it really, really bothers me because he does it every single day. And I'll catch him on the computer and he'll totally, he'll be in chat rooms and he'll just basically...

1:05:16 Stryker Isn't that illegal?...

1:05:17 Stryker turned off.

1:05:18 Adam I think it is illegal.

1:05:19 Stryker It is illegal.

1:05:19 Adam How long have you guys been married?

1:05:21 Stryker It's been three years and it's kind of an arranged marriage.

1:05:24 Stryker Arranged? In Arizona?

1:05:26 Stryker Well, he's foreign. If you get what I mean.

1:05:29 Stryker Is he Russian?

1:05:30 Stryker No.

1:05:31 Stryker Oh, so he needed his green card?

1:05:32 Stryker Shoot him. Exactly.

1:05:34 Stryker So he's not even worthy of your husband.

1:05:36 Stryker I mean, not necessarily, but the thing, and that's another thing that bothers me is, is we're married and we live together, we sleep together, not always sex, but we sleep together and share bank accounts. Everything a normal married couple would do, but he's like, we're not married.

1:05:48 Stryker You're fat. Huh? You're not married.

1:05:51 Stryker I know, but I don't love him, but I care for him, but it just really bothers me.

1:05:56 Drew Why did you marry him? What did you get out of the deal? Huh?

1:05:59 Stryker Basically for the green card.

1:06:01 Stryker What did you get?

1:06:02 Drew What did you get? Money.

1:06:03 Stryker Nothing. Well, no, not really money. I'm just security, I guess.

1:06:06 Drew In what way?

1:06:07 Stryker Well, who arranged it?

1:06:08 Stryker He doesn't support me financially. He did. I mean, actually together we did, but he financially supported me.

1:06:13 Stryker He does.

1:06:14 Drew He supports you so he could get a green card. What does he need a green card? Why does he need to live here?

1:06:18 Stryker I guess to work. He wants to, yeah, where he gets from. There's not much there.

1:06:22 Stryker He doesn't have a pilot's license.

1:06:23 Stryker Where is he from? I was going to say.

1:06:25 Stryker He's from Italy.

1:06:26 Stryker What does he do?

1:06:27 Caller For a job?

1:06:28 Stryker On a computer.

1:06:30 Stryker Oh, you know what he's doing at work all day. Same thing that he's doing at home.

1:06:33 Stryker I know. I mean, one thing, I mean, this is probably not the right, but I had a baby out of wedlock last year. And just because he didn't want to have kids, and I was ready.

1:06:43 Drew So you have a baby that he supports that's not...

1:06:45 Stryker Melissa, you got to talk to somebody.

1:06:47 Drew That's not his?

1:06:49 Stryker You got to talk to somebody.

1:06:51 Stryker I know, but I don't know what to talk to.

1:06:53 Stryker Well, let's get a therapist, let's get some mental help. You can start with your just general doctor. You got your sort of ass on a sling on so many different ways.

1:07:01 Stryker I feel like it's dysfunctional. He loves the baby.

1:07:04 Stryker Hey, Melissa, I don't know what led to you making so many seriously disturbed choices in your life by the age of 26.

1:07:11 Stryker I don't know, I don't know. I was with a guy for like seven years.

1:07:14 Stryker Whatever, you made a bunch of really kind of peculiar choices and your ass is in a sling and you need to get some support and sort of not make any big just changes right now but sort of think you'll figure out how to manage all this.

1:07:27 Stryker Is there a number that she could?

1:07:28 Stryker No.

1:07:29 Stryker It seems like she doesn't know where to go.

1:07:30 Stryker Do you have a doctor? Do you have a doctor?

1:07:31 Stryker I've got a regular doctor.

1:07:32 Stryker You go to your doctor's and say I'm feeling depressed to see somebody and you get a referral, okay?

1:07:37 Stryker Yeah.

1:07:37 Stryker All right, Melissa.

1:07:38 Stryker Okay.

1:07:38 Stryker Please.

1:07:39 Stryker Bye, Melissa.

1:07:39 Stryker Bye-bye.

1:07:40 Stryker All right. Well, on that note, we're going to take a break. My husband likes to k-porn a little bit with the donkeys, pleasure pets.

1:07:47 Stryker He's my husband, but he's not my husband. But I love him, but I don't. But it's strange, but he doesn't love me.

1:07:52 Stryker There's a lot more to this thing that we didn't get to, I believe.

1:07:54 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:07:55 Adam Awesome.

1:07:56 Stryker Thank you very much. Katherine, David, and Brian are here.

1:08:00 Stryker I'm not.

1:08:00 Stryker Don't worry, Brian.

1:08:01 Stryker You look confused, man.

1:08:02 Stryker Well, I always have them anyway. They're from the fabulous-

1:08:04 Drew Did you hear that sweet applause we got?

1:08:06 Stryker Yeah, that was nice. Well, you guys are good.

1:08:08 Drew I just flashed him. It's the second season.

1:08:10 Stryker Did I miss it for God's sakes?

1:08:11 Drew Yeah, that's how I got that.

1:08:13 Stryker If you want to see these three people on television, you can watch-

1:08:16 Stryker Tomorrow night sounds evil, isn't it?

1:08:18 Stryker You know what? I'll promo it later. Okay, everyone-

1:08:21 Stryker Be quiet.

1:08:21 Adam Let them say the name of the damn show.

1:08:23 Stryker She's laughing like right into the microphone.

1:08:26 Stryker It's called Three Sisters and a Guy. It's going to be on tomorrow at 8.30 on NBC. I'm Stryker along with Dr. Drew Loveline. Back after this.

1:08:33 Stryker I'm back.

1:08:36 Stryker Hello, this is Loveline.

1:08:46 Stryker It's, uh, Loveline. We're back. Who's that band?

1:08:50 Stryker Who's that band?

1:08:51 Stryker That is Gorillaz.

1:08:52 Drew Gorillaz.

1:08:53 Stryker It is Damon from Blur and Del the Funky Homo Sapien, some other people.

1:08:56 Drew And it's all cartoons.

1:08:58 Stryker Yes, very good. When they perform, they're behind a screen. It's like they have the cartoons up there. It's really cool.

1:09:03 Drew Yeah, and their videos are just cartoons. See, Dr. Drew?

1:09:06 Stryker And all kinds of stuff.

1:09:07 Caller You are on fire, Katherine.

1:09:08 Drew I'm so cool.

1:09:09 Stryker Oh, my God. I have a question for you. What episode of Seinfeld were you on? Because I read that you were...

1:09:14 Drew I was on...

1:09:15 Stryker You weren't Man Hands, were you?

1:09:17 Drew No, it was called The Beard. And it's... Well, there's several storylines, but I was in the Melrose Place episode, and it's where Jerry's dating a cop. That's me. And he tells her that he's never seen Melrose Place, and I don't believe him, so I make him take a polygraph test.

1:09:31 Stryker I've seen every Seinfeld 50 times. I don't remember that one.

1:09:34 Drew No, it's also the one where Jason's wearing the rug, he's wearing a wig, and then Elaine rips it off. Elaine rips it off and throws it out the window.

1:09:41 Stryker Yeah.

1:09:42 Drew Meanwhile, she's also dating a gay guy, but she really likes it. Yeah. That guy was on our show. He was the first Elliot.

1:09:49 Stryker Right. But now no longer.

1:09:51 Stryker Recast.

1:09:52 Stryker Oh, really?

1:09:53 Stryker Give me the pill, skipper.

1:09:54 Drew So he was not Elliot to be, but good guy. Okay.

1:09:58 Stryker I remember that one.

1:09:59 Stryker Very cool. And Three Sisters will be on tomorrow, you guys that are listening to the radio on whatever city you're in on Channel 4 NBC.

1:10:05 Drew Yeah. Right after the new Emeralds show.

1:10:07 Stryker Oh, yes.

1:10:08 Stryker We're not here to promote something. What is it called?

1:10:10 Stryker Emeralds.

1:10:11 Stryker Emeralds. Okay.

1:10:12 Drew You know, Bam.

1:10:14 Stryker I don't know what you're talking about.

1:10:16 Stryker You don't know?

1:10:17 Stryker Who's talking?

1:10:18 Drew The guy from Louisiana, the famous chef. Bam.

1:10:20 Stryker Oh, that guy.

1:10:21 Stryker Kick it up a notch.

1:10:22 Stryker He's got like eight rows of eyebrows.

1:10:24 Stryker Yeah. But now he's got his own sitcom.

1:10:26 Stryker That's right.

1:10:26 Stryker Jesus.

1:10:27 Stryker And we're sitting here at 1130. I love this. Chris.

1:10:30 Drew But when people get a look at you, people get a look at you, man. I think offers are going to be going out. When does that thing come on?

1:10:36 Stryker Me?

1:10:36 Drew Yeah. When does that thing come on?

1:10:38 Stryker Oh, thank you. It starts next Monday.

1:10:40 Stryker See?

1:10:40 Drew It starts next Monday.

1:10:40 Stryker I'm just watching her manipulate. It's good.

1:10:42 Drew Next pilot season, dude.

1:10:44 Stryker God. Thanks. I mean, I don't know if you're B.S.ing, but that was probably nice and stuff.

1:10:48 Adam No, she's B.S.ing.

1:10:49 Stryker Chris, what do you got, Chris? Chris, you're 26. David, David's going to leave the room.

1:10:53 Adam Go ahead.

1:10:53 Stryker I'm ready.

1:10:54 Drew I know. He's a bastard.

1:10:55 Stryker We're going to recast him.

1:10:57 Drew Chris, go ahead.

1:10:57 Stryker You're 26.

1:10:58 Caller Hi. How's it going?

1:10:59 Stryker Good, man. How are you?

1:11:00 Caller I got a question for Dr. Drew.

1:11:01 Stryker Yeah.

1:11:02 Caller I am 26 and I've been sexually active for probably almost 10 years and only one time out of all the relationships I've ever had, have I ever had an orgasm during sex.

1:11:12 Stryker Was there anything unusual about that one time?

1:11:16 Caller It took like two hours.

1:11:17 Stryker Do you masturbate a lot?

1:11:19 Caller Just normal, like two or three times a week, something like that.

1:11:22 Stryker That's less than I think normal.

1:11:24 Caller Well, I don't know. Sometimes more.

1:11:25 Stryker You're gay. So that's about average.

1:11:27 Adam But you're in the range.

1:11:28 Stryker But you might cut back on that, see if there's a way you can build up a little steam as it were. Yeah.

1:11:34 Caller Well, I've been married almost three years.

1:11:36 Stryker I'm just saying. So you've been having regular sex two or three times a week?

1:11:39 Caller Yeah. Well, you know, it just depends sometimes.

1:11:42 Stryker I'm just saying one of the things you can do is hold back for like a week and see if that makes any difference, building up ahead of steam. Otherwise, I mean, that's just some guys are that way. I mean, that's...

1:11:50 Stryker So how do you stop? How does he stop?

1:11:52 Stryker How do you know when to stop?

1:11:53 Drew You didn't ask him, does he? So he obviously comes when he masturbates, right?

1:11:56 Stryker Right.

1:11:57 Drew But just not during sex?

1:11:58 Stryker Right.

1:11:58 Drew Well, wouldn't you think that was psychological? Like afraid of letting go or something?

1:12:02 Stryker When you just like watch TV, like halfway through and stop?

1:12:05 Stryker It's real hard to know. To put a psych, women have a thing about not letting go. Guys don't have that thing.

1:12:11 Drew That's not true. That's not true. I was with a man that never came.

1:12:16 Stryker Yes.

1:12:16 Stryker Do you know you said that C word at least 20 times tonight?

1:12:19 Drew It's an OK word. Dr. Ruth made it OK like about 15 years ago. He can never come.

1:12:25 Stryker I'm listening.

1:12:26 Stryker Hold on one sec, Chris.

1:12:27 Drew He can never come during oral sex.

1:12:29 Stryker Right. That's common.

1:12:30 Drew That is common.

1:12:31 Stryker Why is that now? That's a thing.

1:12:34 Drew But then he could.

1:12:35 Stryker Yeah. That's just trying to make it last longer. Yeah. That's exactly. Some guys just don't feel like they're having sex unless they're having intercourse.

1:12:42 Drew Why? That's not enough pressure or something?

1:12:44 Stryker It's just a feeling thing. And here's the deal. Where was I going with this?

1:12:50 Drew Yeah. You start thinking about that oral sex. That's right.

1:12:53 Stryker Are you wanting medication, Chris?

1:12:54 Caller Yeah. I take Paxil.

1:12:55 Stryker Well, Paxil, you can't or nobody can orgasm on Paxil.

1:12:58 Caller But even before that, I'm 26. The first time I had sex, I was 16.

1:13:02 Stryker Yeah, but you were too nervous at 16.

1:13:03 Stryker Yeah, but now it's going to be really difficult. You got to talk to your doctor.

1:13:06 Stryker What is Paxil for?

1:13:07 Stryker For social anxiety, depression, panic.

1:13:10 Drew Why do all those antidepressants inhibit people's ability to...

1:13:14 Stryker Because it's a biological event and you need certain serotonin function in order for orgasm to occur. And for women, again, women are exquisitely sensitive to their serotonin mechanisms. And actually, sex can become really completely flat where even like looking at somebody kissing, women go like, oh, what are they doing? Like, it looks weird to them when they're on drugs like Prozac or Zoloft. Chris. And having an orgasm becomes almost impossible. So you really need to talk to your doctor about this.

1:13:40 Drew To all women or just some?

1:13:41 Stryker Some. And then some men. But these drugs particularly are very, very common. They do this. Wellbutrin, Remeron, and Serizone are the three that don't do that. So you need to talk to them about perhaps...

1:13:54 Drew Yeah, but don't those do other things? Isn't that a different family of drugs?

1:13:58 Stryker All medicines do other things. All medicines have side effects. But it's a pretty cool...

1:14:01 Drew No, but I mean...

1:14:02 Stryker Pass out on your floor.

1:14:03 Drew Isn't that a different type of antidepressant? It's not a different family that does it because...

1:14:07 Stryker Serizone is more of what's called a post-synaptic agonist, not a serotonin. Reptile inhibitor, wellbutrin is a completely different mechanism, and remon is a relative, but again, different. And all the ones that are the same repress... We can get you butts if you want.

1:14:22 Stryker We have pamphlets.

1:14:23 Drew Well, so what can this guy do? If he needs the pax...

1:14:25 Stryker Well, I want to ask him...

1:14:27 Caller I've taken serizone and it didn't work. The paxil just works really good.

1:14:31 Stryker Okay, what about adding wellbutrin? That's something that can be done.

1:14:34 Drew Yeah, don't some people take like a kind of an antidepressant cocktail of sorts where they still can get sexually...

1:14:40 Stryker Yeah.

1:14:40 Stryker Chris, what does your wife think of this? Is she frustrated? Is she cool?

1:14:43 Caller She kind of likes it because we can just go forever.

1:14:46 Stryker Right. And what about you?

1:14:47 Stryker I think it's no problem.

1:14:48 Stryker Are you super frustrated by it and you're just curious and...

1:14:50 Caller You know, really anymore. It just doesn't bother me because I'm used to it. You know, I just finish myself off afterwards.

1:14:55 Stryker He finishes himself. Why can't he then?

1:14:57 Drew Yeah.

1:14:57 Caller There's girlfriends I've had, you know, they don't seem to mind it because...

1:15:02 Stryker Understand, with a male, this is predominately... Katherine, it's a spinal reflex. It has very little brain input.

1:15:09 Drew Well, yes. What I don't understand is if Paxil inhibits... Yes... .your ability to have an orgasm, then how can he have an orgasm if he's...

1:15:17 Stryker Because the feedback there, he can do exactly what he needs to do from a stimulation standpoint. Okay. Have fun. Guys are mechanical. It is a mechanical thing with guys.

1:15:27 Stryker 100% mechanical.

1:15:30 Stryker Not 100%, but predominately, predominately. What are you doing, David?

1:15:33 Stryker Let's put that down.

1:15:34 Stryker Unacceptable. Brian.

1:15:36 Stryker Yeah. What's up? Not you.

1:15:37 Stryker Sorry, I was confused.

1:15:38 Stryker We'll speak to you at 1201 tonight. Brian, you're 18 and you're unlovable.

1:15:42 Stryker Hello?

1:15:42 Stryker What's up?

1:15:43 You guys can hear me?

1:15:44 Drew Yeah.

1:15:44 Adam Oh, we can all hear you.

1:15:45 What's up? Well, first, what's the girl's name, Katherine? Three sisters.

1:15:51 Drew Yeah.

1:15:51 I just wanted to compliment you on your ass. I love it.

1:15:54 Drew Thank you.

1:15:54 Stryker Do you want to wear it as a hat?

1:15:56 I watch Three Sisters. Just watch that, man.

1:15:59 Drew Dude, I've been doing Pilates this year, so it's much tighter. It's tighter. It's higher. It's better. I'm buffed out, dude. You better watch tomorrow night, 8.30. You better keep watching, too.

1:16:09 Stryker Now, you're giving him the business that you were just giving me, and now I know you're...

1:16:13 Drew I'm giving him totally different business. I'm serious. All right. Touch my ass right now, David. Tell him how hard it is. He's gonna touch it.

1:16:20 Adam David, my wife's listening. You touch it.

1:16:21 Stryker No, no. I'm not touching it.

1:16:23 Drew It's really hard.

1:16:24 Stryker I gotta...

1:16:25 Drew It's gonna look good this year.

1:16:26 I got a big screen television for it.

1:16:28 Drew That's right, baby. You turn it on.

1:16:29 You bet you will.

1:16:31 Stryker To the subject.

1:16:33 My girlfriend, you know, she's...

1:16:35 Stryker You're talking to an 18-year-old camera.

1:16:36 Huh?

1:16:37 Stryker It'll be 18 in three years.

1:16:38 Drew I'll take all the fans I can get, baby.

1:16:40 Stryker Remember that sensitivity you were talking about a few minutes ago?

1:16:43 Stryker Out the window.

1:16:44 Drew Oh, he's 18?

1:16:45 Stryker Yeah.

1:16:45 Drew Oh, I didn't know he was 18. But that's old enough, right?

1:16:49 I've been wanting to get with an older woman for a while. Yeah, 15.

1:16:52 Drew That was very bad of me then.

1:16:54 No, it wasn't.

1:16:55 Drew I'm sorry.

1:16:56 Stryker I'm older than 18.

1:16:57 Drew I apologize, sir. Please don't watch my fine ass on TV.

1:17:01 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. When I think about your ass, I just lose all train of thought.

1:17:05 Caller Oh, man.

1:17:06 Stryker You are on fire, Brian. The Idaho women must love you.

1:17:10 Oh, man. I am originally known as meat.

1:17:14 Stryker What city do you live in in Idaho? Pocatello or Blackfoot?

1:17:16 Nampa.

1:17:17 Stryker Nampa. Okay. That's cool.

1:17:18 Stryker That wasn't one of the choices.

1:17:19 Stryker What's your question then?

1:17:20 All right. Well, you guys can just prior to tell. My girlfriend's kind of mad at me because I look at other girls on the big screen TV.

1:17:28 Stryker And you got a slight weight problem, can't we tell you?

1:17:29 We're kind of caught on to that right now. Well, we're walking in the mall, right? And, you know, I just go and talk to some other girls, get their phone numbers, and she gets all mad about it.

1:17:39 Stryker What the hell is wrong with her?

1:17:42 Drew That bitch.

1:17:43 Stryker I can't believe that.

1:17:44 Adam What the hell is her problem?

1:17:45 Drew All you're doing is getting some people's phone numbers. Maybe you just want to be friends.

1:17:49 Adam Hey, Brian, you know she'll shut her up, marry her. Yeah, that'll be a really good thing.

1:17:52 What I'm trying to explain to her, too, is just kind of like I'm trying to make some new friends, you know, kind of like a little insurance policy, just in case we're not there.

1:17:59 Drew She doesn't get that?

1:18:00 Adam Yeah, a little insurance policy, is that what she said, Brian?

1:18:02 Stryker So, setting up a bullpen, like?

1:18:04 Adam Kind of a term, a little bit of a term, a little bit of a whole life.

1:18:07 Stryker This is sarcasm, in case you don't forget.

1:18:09 What I wanted to ask you guys is...

1:18:10 Stryker I made it pretty thick.

1:18:11 Adam Yeah, here's the question. What you wanted to ask was...

1:18:12 Caller I have your personal opinion that she have her head up her ass or is my head up my ass?

1:18:17 Stryker Your head is so far up your ass. Vote around the room.

1:18:21 Adam Who thinks that she has her head up her ass?

1:18:24 Stryker At 18, I think she's screwed.

1:18:26 Stryker She has her head up her ass.

1:18:27 Adam Now, who thinks that he has his head up his ass?

1:18:29 Stryker Here, here.

1:18:30 Adam Look, man, he just wants to make the press. He has his head up her ass and she has her head up his ass. That's right. Brian.

1:18:35 Caller We'll come at that agreement.

1:18:37 Stryker Brian, are you a good looking guy?

1:18:38 Caller You betcha, man. You come down to Idaho sometime, you talk to any girl asking who Brian is and they'll tell ya.

1:18:44 Stryker All right, I'll go find my friend, Clay's the jerk who lives down the street and takes everybody's phone numbers. That's what you're doing. Jesus Christ.

1:18:51 Caller I have one more problem, too.

1:18:52 Stryker You have a small penis.

1:18:54 Stryker You got a lot more problems.

1:18:54 Caller Oh, no, no. I have an Alabama white snake. That is humongous.

1:19:00 Stryker I've had enough of that.

1:19:01 Stryker I am a big boy.

1:19:02 Drew What's in it? What is that? He's bragging about his size?

1:19:07 Stryker Yeah, Brian is a despicable creature.

1:19:09 Drew He is.

1:19:10 Stryker He's disgraced in my name.

1:19:11 Stryker I like Idaho by the way. Have you ever been to Sun Valley?

1:19:13 Drew He's got some of those redneck friends of his that are going to be watching my ass on Three Sisters.

1:19:17 Stryker He's come down to Idaho asking about who Brian is.

1:19:20 Drew And they're going to be having best-as-ass parties on hoe.

1:19:23 Stryker You're his masturbation material. How does that make you feel?

1:19:26 Drew Dude, if they watch the show, it's all good.

1:19:29 Stryker It's all good.

1:19:29 Adam Do they have a Nielsen box?

1:19:31 Drew Look, I play the most...

1:19:32 Stryker There's a box of Kleenex next to the Nielsen box.

1:19:35 Adam We don't care.

1:19:35 Drew You play what? I'm really uptight. It's kind of interesting. I wonder if he just wants to debase me or something, if it's that kind of like snow white fantasy. I don't know.

1:19:43 Stryker You never know, but we can always go to Idaho and find out. Jonathan?

1:19:46 Drew Well, we just ask anybody.

1:19:47 Stryker Yeah, that's right.

1:19:48 Stryker John, you're 17. You're on Loveline.

1:19:50 Drew Hi.

1:19:51 Stryker How are you doing?

1:19:52 Stryker I'm pretty good.

1:19:53 Stryker Okay. I just have a question for Dr. Drew.

1:19:55 Stryker Yeah, John.

1:19:57 Stryker I was... I'm seeing this girl, and last weekend we were making out for about two or three hours. And I had an erection almost the whole time. And when I left her house, you know, it was really painful. Three hours?

1:20:12 Stryker Yeah.

1:20:13 Stryker Yeah, about three hours. And, you know, I didn't masturbate that night. I just fell asleep. But when I woke up in the morning, you know, I had... there was some blood in the shaft of my penis when I...

1:20:25 Stryker When you peed?

1:20:27 Stryker When I peed.

1:20:28 Stryker So first thing came out was blood?

1:20:30 Stryker Yeah.

1:20:30 Stryker All right. So it was definitely in the urethra?

1:20:33 Stryker Yes, it was. Okay.

1:20:36 Stryker Was it towards the tip?

1:20:37 Stryker I can't joke about it. Yeah, it was towards the tip. I could see a little, like a little dry blood, kind of on the edge, on the inside.

1:20:45 Caller All right.

1:20:46 Stryker And it scared me a little bit.

1:20:49 Stryker Yeah. It's all right. It's blood, if indeed it really is just in the urethra, that's no big deal. But blood in the urine generally is something to be concerned with, but it sounds like it was just sort of a little clot that popped out at the tip, right?

1:21:05 Stryker Yeah. Well, yeah. And then I did masturbate a couple of hours later, and it seemed like maybe there's also a little bit more in the urethra that came out. But, you know, and then it was gone after that, and I haven't had a problem for four or five days.

1:21:21 Stryker I think it'd be worthwhile just having your urine checked to make sure it's not something in the bladder or the kidney, that it is in fact just something in the urethra. But it sounds like it is.

1:21:29 Stryker It's just that one time, you know, there's no other problem.

1:21:31 Stryker Yeah, but you need to get the urine checked to make sure it's not some persistent microscopic blood in the urethra. But it sounds like you're okay.

1:21:37 Stryker I'm sorry, what would cause that?

1:21:40 Stryker It's a...

1:21:40 Stryker A three-hour erection.

1:21:42 Stryker That's right, a pressure phenomenon. You blew a gasket.

1:21:45 Stryker Oh, really?

1:21:46 Stryker We got that mechanic back on the line.

1:21:47 Adam You gotta take that rubber band off there.

1:21:49 Stryker Just irritation.

1:21:50 Stryker John, so what do you do when you're with the girl for just, pretty much just kiss and stuff?

1:21:54 Stryker Yeah, just, you know, fondle and, you know, pretty much above the waist.

1:21:58 Stryker Did she happen to touch you down there at all or not?

1:22:01 Stryker Just a little, no, not much.

1:22:03 Stryker And then how about when you left, how frustrated were you?

1:22:06 Stryker I was pretty frustrated.

1:22:07 Stryker And then when you got home, there was no, you couldn't be alone to take care of the business?

1:22:11 Stryker Well, I was late, you know, I was tired.

1:22:14 Caller I just fell asleep.

1:22:15 Stryker Did the girl know you had an erection for three hours?

1:22:17 Stryker Shush.

1:22:18 Stryker Yeah, I'm sure she did.

1:22:20 Stryker You should have just had sex with the dashboard on the way home, man. Made that rough, made you sleep easier.

1:22:24 Stryker All right, John, thanks man.

1:22:25 Stryker Good luck. All right, thank you.

1:22:26 Stryker Okay, later. All right, let's go to Mike. No, no, no, no, no, it's break time. Three hour erection when you're making out at 17. Oh, man, actually.

1:22:34 Drew Speaking of three.

1:22:35 Stryker Yeah.

1:22:35 Drew Three sisters.

1:22:36 Stryker Three sisters.

1:22:37 Adam Oh.

1:22:37 Stryker No, that's clever.

1:22:39 Adam Oh, that was the shortest applause we got. Give him, give him his little something.

1:22:43 Stryker No, we're going to take a break. All right, by the way, I'm Stryker. Sorry for screwing up Loveline, you guys. I'm filling in for Ace Rockolla along with Dr. Drew Moore with the cast of Three Sisters when we return to Loveline in a moment.

1:22:55 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:23:06 Stryker We are back. It is Loveline. I'm Stryker, in for Adam Corolla, along with Dr. Drew, who was playing with papers. Drew, when I first saw you today, I mentioned how I saw you on the Craig Kilborn show. I think it was the first time he came back on the air after the events, and you were outstanding on that.

1:23:22 Stryker Thank you. Why did you think that? I felt so... I have to be honest, I felt so purposeless after those events.

1:23:29 Stryker Right, but it was...

1:23:29 Stryker It must have messed you up too, the World Trade Center.

1:23:32 Drew We had to tape it the next day. It was so odd.

1:23:35 Adam They canceled our show, of course, and we were happy about that. And then we had to tape in front of no audience, which was good. I mean, they wouldn't have been able to react, but we were all very screwed up.

1:23:43 Drew It was the very next day. It just felt so irreverent.

1:23:46 Stryker I was miserable on the radio.

1:23:47 Stryker Yeah, miserable. I couldn't find a purpose. No purpose. Yeah, I couldn't... Nothing seemed important. Yeah, nothing seemed important.

1:23:54 Stryker I think people can identify with that. I think you probably...

1:23:56 Caller Everybody felt that way.

1:23:57 Stryker So that was my attempt to try to be relevant. You know how I snapped out of it?

1:24:01 Stryker I snapped out of my funk on the radio, because I didn't feel like being... It wasn't because of politically incorrect or anything like that. I just didn't even feel like even being remotely funny or anything like that. I saw Letterman, and that guy was unbelievable the first night he came back. And then Kilbourne was on after, and he did a good job. And then you were on. I was like, man, you're doing that. John Stewart did a good job. Oh, great job. I would love to meet him. Hello, John. This is Stryker. I'm in LA and you're in New York. Okay, we have the cast of Three Sisters here. We got Bill and Fred, Sally. Who are you guys?

1:24:33 Stryker Please tell me your names.

1:24:35 Drew Katherine. Yeah. LaNasa. And I'm Brian.

1:24:37 Stryker And what about the character names that you play? That's what I was trying to get at.

1:24:40 Drew I'm sorry. I play Bess.

1:24:44 Stryker Okay.

1:24:44 Drew You know that Bess is also an ancient Egyptian name, which means goddess of the home.

1:24:50 Stryker And you play Stephen, right? That's right. And you play the husband.

1:24:53 Adam That's right, which in Latin means downtrodden husband.

1:24:57 Stryker Do you guys kiss on the TV show?

1:24:59 Drew Yeah, the third show in, we have lots of sex.

1:25:02 Stryker Man, how weird is that? You know, because you both have relationships.

1:25:05 Drew It's really rough. It's really rough.

1:25:07 Stryker No, I don't. Come on, seriously. I mean, good looking man, good looking woman.

1:25:10 Drew I mean, you know, you really don't feel anything and it's really rough.

1:25:15 Adam Just keep saying that.

1:25:15 Stryker Okay. Well, thanks for answering the question.

1:25:17 Drew It's miserable.

1:25:18 Stryker Also, Brian is here. He's a comedian. He's from New York. And you are now going to be in the second season, right? Are you in the first season?

1:25:24 Stryker I was in the first season.

1:25:25 Stryker I just got cast.

1:25:27 Stryker I haven't even aired yet.

1:25:28 Stryker Oh, why are you here?

1:25:29 Adam Actually, Brian, we were just figuring out Brian makes a...

1:25:32 Stryker I'm reactionary.

1:25:33 Adam Brian was on... He was on... Well, you were on 100 Center Street and a couple of things on different cable channels, but this... Tomorrow night marks his...

1:25:40 Stryker Oh, congratulations.

1:25:41 Adam That's huge... .television debut. Nice.

1:25:42 Stryker That's big, man.

1:25:43 Adam Good for you. Yay.

1:25:44 Stryker Yay.

1:25:46 Stryker All right.

1:25:46 Stryker Hooray.

1:25:47 Stryker Michael. Michael. What's up, man? You're 20 on Loveline.

1:25:51 Stryker Yeah. I have a question for Dr. Drew. Yeah? My question is, recently I've had sex with a 38-year-old woman and because I work in a toy store.

1:26:03 Stryker That's immediately when we conclude. We were just going to ask.

1:26:06 Stryker Where are the vibrators, sir? Those are in aisle six.

1:26:09 Stryker Can I help you out?

1:26:10 Stryker 20.

1:26:11 Stryker No, but it's really neat to meet older single moms. Maybe they come in with their kids or whatever. Diffler's mom. Yeah, but that wasn't like my goal or whatever. But it just so happened that I met this one lady and we got to talking whatever and we went out. And I don't know, we just went back to her house or whatever and one thing led to another.

1:26:33 Stryker What's your question?

1:26:34 Stryker My question is because I've had sex before with our own girls my age. And I was just wondering if like the older you get, do girls get more sensitive, I guess, sexually?

1:26:48 Stryker You mean how they feel of it?

1:26:50 Stryker How they feel, yeah.

1:26:51 Stryker I think, well, I'm not a woman, but from my experience, I think the older women know what they want and how they want it. But you are a woman, Katherine. What do you think?

1:26:58 Adam You're a woman.

1:26:59 Drew Well, listen, the story that, you know, those two were both at their sexual peaks. Is that true?

1:27:05 Stryker Him at 20, she at 37.

1:27:06 Drew Yeah. I mean, right when, that might be a really good marriage, right when her clock's about to wind down, the women get a little randy. And 20-year-old men, you know, it might be perfect.

1:27:16 Adam Are you asking, are you asking because she hit, because why?

1:27:19 Stryker Well, because with my experience with younger women, basically, it's okay, it's good.

1:27:27 Stryker You're right, Michael, that is one of the guys' cruel tricks. An 18-year-old female is really not sexually primed.

1:27:32 Stryker They tiptoe around the bed and the 38-year-old's on the back.

1:27:35 Stryker Honestly, I am becoming increasingly convinced that it is a biological mechanism.

1:27:40 Drew It's totally a biological mechanism.

1:27:42 Stryker Yeah. Do you go on birth control pills ever?

1:27:45 Drew No, I've never been on that.

1:27:46 Stryker Because I watch patients and my wife and people that call go through these amazing changes based on whether or not it's an estrogen predominator, progesterone predominator, and pill. The kinds of changes are very similar to what we see in someone in late adolescence when they don't have a lot of receptivity from estrogen. They're sort of progesterone dominated. Later on in life, there's estrogen pre-receptivity and testosterone effects kicking in later. They really are much more open to a sexual experience in their thirties, women.

1:28:15 Stryker The reason is?

1:28:16 Stryker Biology.

1:28:17 Drew What kicks in in your thirties? What hormone?

1:28:19 Stryker Testosterone and estrogen.

1:28:22 Stryker Michael, are you an assistant manager or anything?

1:28:25 Stryker Yes, I am.

1:28:26 Stryker I knew it. You sound like if I were you, I would stay there as long as possible and ride out the wave until your peak is done.

1:28:33 Stryker Thanks a lot.

1:28:34 Stryker No problem. If you see any hot fathers, go for it, too. Just kidding. Bye. Denise?

1:28:41 Stryker Yeah?

1:28:41 Stryker Speaking of which, you are 38 and you're in Walnut Creek. I'm here in LA and stuff.

1:28:45 Adam Been in a toy store lately?

1:28:47 Stryker Yeah.

1:28:47 Stryker No.

1:28:48 Stryker So what's going on?

1:28:50 Stryker Well, I've been seeing this guy for a little over a year and he's tall and he's gorgeous and everything. But...

1:28:57 Stryker Fabio?

1:28:59 Stryker No. He's got, he's really fair. He has black, black hair and mustache and goatee. Anyway, he's like 6'3. And everything. Anyway. Whatever. Anyway, but my question is that everything goes great, but like once every couple of months, he gets, you know, I don't know, he would work seven graveyards. You have to take that into consideration. Seven graveyards? Seven graveyards?

1:29:22 Adam As soon as we hear the rest of the question, we'll take that into consideration.

1:29:26 Stryker He pulls away as far as, he just, like he just wants to be left alone for like a week and he doesn't, you know, go out of his apartment and, you know, he doesn't really want to see anybody and I don't know if that's because he's extremely tired.

1:29:41 Stryker Including you?

1:29:43 Stryker Yeah, including me.

1:29:44 Stryker For a week?

1:29:45 Stryker Well, for a few days.

1:29:46 Adam Every few months fairly regularly? How often is it? How often is it?

1:29:50 Stryker It's like every couple months.

1:29:52 Stryker Well, if it bothers you, then that's your answer, isn't it?

1:29:54 Stryker Well, that's when his girlfriend that's in the Navy comes back to town.

1:29:56 Adam There may very well be another one. I mean, that's what it sounds like.

1:29:58 Stryker It kind of does, doesn't it? But I don't know. I don't know.

1:30:02 Stryker Well, you know, I've asked him about that and he's completely denied it. And I mean, he's always, he's always at his apartment. I mean, you know, if I don't, you know, I don't hear from him for a couple of days and should I call him or whatever? I mean, he's...

1:30:15 Stryker It's a peculiar behavior. That's all we can say.

1:30:17 Stryker Very, very peculiar. I mean, I know he was very, very, you know, physically abused sexually. I have no idea, but very physically and verbally abused as a child.

1:30:27 Stryker As a child, yeah. And he's going to want to do all kinds of weird stuff to you, right?

1:30:33 Stryker Hopefully.

1:30:34 Stryker Well, he hopefully.

1:30:36 Stryker Sorry.

1:30:36 Stryker Why did you say that?

1:30:37 Stryker Because that was me, that's somebody else.

1:30:39 Stryker Okay. Well, he's mentioned, we know, says he someday he's going to, he's going to have anal sex with me. And that's, you know, that's not going to happen. That's something that I have never done. I don't care to do.

1:30:48 Stryker Okay.

1:30:49 Stryker And is that, is that abnormal? I mean...

1:30:51 Stryker No, some women are just, that's an absolute no for some women. But for people that have been sexually abused, they are physically abused.

1:30:57 Stryker For a man wanting to do that to a woman, is that abnormal? I don't know. I don't know. No.

1:31:02 Stryker It's very common, especially if there's been some aggression, some physical abuse, that kind of thing.

1:31:07 Stryker You mean, you know, for him as a child, possibly?

1:31:10 Stryker Denise, you're not listening. We answered the same thing three times over. Our time is actually up here. I know.

1:31:15 Stryker But just, I want to say something, because I learned this from you listening to the show. When kids are abused sexually, and I don't know if it's also physically.

1:31:22 Stryker Absolutely.

1:31:22 Stryker But as they get older, there's two routes they can take. They can go left and just not do a thing, and they're reclusive, and they shut down, or they go to the right and they sleep with everyone in the town.

1:31:32 Stryker That's sexual abuse. With physical abuse, usually there is, it definitely affects their sexual functioning. It just does. And it usually is sort of revolves around aggression and physical pain and that sort of thing.

1:31:42 Stryker Alright, we gotta take a break. More Loveline coming up after this one. All right, it is Loveline. We are gonna wrap things up super quick here. I was Stryker in for Adam Corolla. Dr. Drew, thanks for the hospitality, man.

1:31:58 Stryker Oh, you'll be here the rest of the week.

1:32:00 Stryker Oh yeah, I will be here the rest of the week. Thank you very much.

1:32:02 Stryker Good job, good job. Thank you, thank you.

1:32:04 Stryker Tomorrow night, tomorrow night, Carmen Electra will be on this radio show, and I want to thank Brian Scallaro, is that right? And also David Alan Basche and Catherine Lanasa. They are from the TV show Three Sisters, and it's gonna be on tomorrow night at 8.30, you guys. You should see them on TV.

1:32:22 Adam God bless you, New York.

1:32:23 Stryker And it's their second season, so good luck. I hope the season goes well. Thank you.

1:32:28 Adam Make some people laugh.

1:32:28 Stryker Third, fourth and fifth. You probably won't make them laugh.

1:32:31 Adam A little bit.

1:32:31 Stryker Yes, you will. It'll be cool. So watch Three Sisters, you guys. Thank you for tuning in to Loveline, and for Dr. Drew, I am Stryker, and I am saying adios.

1:32:39 Drew Oh, yeah. Huzzah.

1:32:42 Caller Booyah. This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff or management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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