Episode 1000754886850

1:02 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Stryker! And Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:12 Stryker There goes the neighborhood. Yeah, this is Loveline. Welcome, you guys. Hopefully, you survived the weekend. If you went to New Orleans, hopefully, you survived there. You got some beads, you gave up beads. You ended up on Girl's Gone Bad, Video 7. You never know. Drew, what's up?

1:24 Drew You sound a little hoarse. Were you yelling during the event or?

1:27 Stryker Consuming and yelling.

1:29 Drew It was a great game.

1:30 Stryker I had a lot of talking to do during that game. It was a fantastic game. And then I was screaming on Saturday, watching Arizona play Stanford and basketball and don't play Who Cares Anderson. And...

1:40 Stryker Who cares?

1:43 Stryker I do.

1:44 Adam Thank you very much.

1:45 Stryker So, just fantastic weekend.

1:46 Stryker Good.

1:47 Stryker Oh, man. And tonight's a cool night because, well, I'm hosting Loveline. That's mediocre. But the cool thing about tonight is Jason Schwartzman is sitting to my right.

1:54 Stryker Ow!

1:55 Drew Ow! Jason was just telling us off the air just as we got on. I thought you guys had like a huge production.

2:01 Stryker I thought this was...

2:02 Adam Growing up, you know, as a teenager listening to the show, I expected a much bigger production here. 80 people at keyboard screening calls.

2:10 Drew Well, you expected like at least something resembling state-of-the-art technology. Yeah.

2:15 Stryker And now you have Drew who obviously is super smart. Then I'm sitting here in some 80-year-old sweats, but I got the cool like... You look great. Well, thanks, man. It's beautiful.

2:25 Adam No, I really did. I imagine like just Kubrick style futuristic. But it's cute. I mean, it's cute. It's cute.

2:32 Stryker It's cute. It said we have this cute little studio.

2:34 Adam It's nice when you guys have room.

2:35 Stryker This audition conserves no purpose anymore.

2:37 Adam Something like that.

2:38 Stryker Goodbye.

2:38 Stryker Goodbye. So from now until about 11 o'clock, you're going to hang out. Then 11, we'll bring in some of the boys from your band Phantom Planet.

2:44 Adam Yes, I believe Alex and Sam from Phantom Planet.

2:46 Stryker And you're in a new movie coming out pretty soon.

2:48 Adam Well, I came out on Friday, Slackers.

2:50 Stryker Oh, Slackers.

2:50 Adam Yeah. But there's another one coming out after that too.

2:53 Stryker Well, how many things you want to plug tonight? You got a band, you got two movies.

2:55 Drew What else?

2:56 Adam That's it.

2:56 Stryker What about the porn career? How's that thing going?

2:58 Adam Not so good.

3:00 Drew He wrapped that up.

3:00 Stryker Damn it.

3:01 Adam Yeah, I got out early.

3:02 Stryker Tell us about Slackers for people that don't know that much about it or haven't seen it yet.

3:05 Adam Well, it's an R-rated, crazy flick about a character who I play named Cool Ethan, who is absolutely obsessed with this girl played by James King, who's a former supermodel. She is. And basically I catch these Slackers guys cheating on this midterm and I have evidence that they've cheated. So I use that evidence as blackmail to basically get me the girl or I will kick them out of school.

3:31 Drew They help you get the girl.

3:32 Adam Right. And using all their techniques. They have the school wired. And so using all their...

3:39 Drew Their airline pilots, their FBI...

3:40 Adam Yeah, their everything. They download the emails, they go through all the clothes, they get everything, the Cosmo Girls surveys, whatever. In the process of trying to get information on this girl, one of the guys falls in love with her. And she falls for him and then I find out and I lose my mind and it's war and it's dirty and it's crazy and it's sick and fun and it's smart too.

4:02 Stryker And it came out three days ago.

4:04 Adam Yeah. Very cool. It's phenomenal. Congratulations.

4:07 Stryker Thank you. I saw you on Letterman the other night and the night after that as well. You had a double feature.

4:12 Adam Yeah.

4:13 Stryker And you're very funny on there and I can't believe it was between you and Haley Joel Osment for the six cents.

4:18 Adam I know. I'll let him have it though.

4:20 Drew How did you swing two nights in a row?

4:23 Adam Well, actually it was supposed to be one night. We were supposed to get myself and Phantom Planet on the show.

4:28 Drew I see.

4:28 Adam Split it up. Yeah. Tim Russert, this political commentator was on. It was great though. It was great to be on there twice. I love Dave Letterman.

4:37 Stryker Me too.

4:37 Adam I'm a big fan of his. To be on there once is so amazing.

4:41 Stryker And then back to back with the band. Drumming. I've seen Paul Schaefer watch it.

4:46 Adam I got to say though, being on there solo was so scary that once I finished, just to play drums and to be on it was such a cake, cake, right? I was, the only thing I told myself was, don't drop a stick. If you drop a stick, you can never have sugar again for the rest of your life. Right. And I didn't drop a stick. There you go. I had a donut on the way over here.

5:07 Stryker From where?

5:07 Adam Stans donut. I like Stans donut.

5:09 Stryker It's the big round donut. If you don't live in LA, it's right by the airport. I love there. My dad used to go there Saturday mornings and bring them home.

5:14 Drew It's basically, it's the huge donut on top of the donut stand that Homer Simpson always tries to grab and eat.

5:19 Stryker Yes. Much better described than me. Alright. It's 1-800-LOVE-191. Jason Schwartzman is here for questions and comments, and he'll talk about anything the hell you want. Jamie19, you're on Loveline.

5:30 Adam This is great. Before you talk, Jamie, this is so cool. I've always wanted to call into this show, let alone, I can't believe we're actually taking a call right now. Oh yeah.

5:41 Stryker Plus, you're about as smart as I am, I think. So our advice is...

5:45 Drew You're going to get over this real fast.

5:47 Adam All right, Jamie, hit me. Talk, Jamie.

5:49 Stryker Okay, hey. I'm wondering, okay, I'm wanting to move out, but I don't know how to tell the people that I'm living with.

5:57 Stryker Who are you living with?

5:58 Adam Move out to the West Coast, move out of the house. What are you talking about?

6:01 Stryker There are a couple of ex-cons and I don't want to...

6:05 Stryker Watch the language.

6:07 Drew Can we keep talking to him or are you going to cut him off? No. Anderson, get rid of him. You're done.

6:10 Stryker He lives with ex-cons and he wants to move out.

6:12 Drew Yeah. I don't understand why you moving on, unless he has some sort of financial obligation, which he merely has to fulfill, at which point he can move on.

6:21 Stryker Good advice so far, Jason.

6:22 Stryker You're doing really well.

6:24 Stryker Kirk, you're 21 on Loveline.

6:26 Stryker What's up, guys? What's up, Schwartzman?

6:27 Adam Hey, how you doing?

6:28 Stryker I'm cool in the gang, man. How are you doing?

6:31 Adam Not too shabby.

6:32 Stryker Not too shabby. My question is for Dr. Drew. Maybe he can answer this or maybe Mr. Corolla can be a smart ass about it. I don't know. What I'm wondering is why do doctors call it a practice? You know what I'm saying? Like my practice is over on the west side or you know what I'm saying?

6:49 Drew They also call it a practice of law.

6:51 Stryker Right, or a practice of law. Why is it? Because my theory is the only things I can think of are like the doctor's practicing and if he screws up, you know, it doesn't count. It was just practice.

7:02 Stryker Who cares?

7:05 Drew Let's see if it says something.

7:06 Stryker Thanks, Adam.

7:07 Stryker Unacceptable.

7:08 Stryker There you go.

7:09 Stryker Unacceptable.

7:10 Stryker Yes.

7:12 Stryker And you're gay and you're fat.

7:14 Drew The condition of being efficient through systematic exercise.

7:18 Stryker Are you actually answering my question?

7:19 Drew Here's the definition. The definition of practice is the continuous exercise of a profession. Whatever. So it's just a separate meaning for the word practice that he only knows to mean to repeat over and over or to become proficient at. It has a wholly separate definition, which is the continuous exercise of a profession.

7:39 Stryker Okay. You're still practicing, right?

7:41 Drew Yeah. Although I got to say, whenever I've cut down on my workload, I've noticed that your expertise, you have to really do this a lot all the time.

7:50 Stryker Or you're going to fall behind.

7:51 Drew It's amazing.

7:52 Stryker Everyone's moving forward, right?

7:53 Drew Because when you're doing it a lot of the time, it comes so naturally, you think it's like ice skating or something. It's like, well, this is no big deal. You cut back, all of a sudden, it's like, holy God.

8:01 Stryker It's like drugs. If you're still living in the 70s, you're way behind. You're not doing the X now.

8:06 Adam Do you get all the medical journals and keep up with all the medicines?

8:10 Stryker Pam, what's up? You're 16 on Loveline.

8:14 Stryker Yeah. Hi, guys. I really like to say I really like the show. I listen to it every night and it's the coolest thing.

8:20 Drew We really like Chicago. That's good.

8:23 Stryker It's kind of boring right now, but whatever. I also listen when I was listening because we have the delay. Drew and someone else were talking about the Super Bowl, and it was like, yeah, the Rams are totally going to win. I thought it was really funny.

8:38 Drew Sunday night there. It was you and I.

8:40 Stryker I have a jackass.

8:41 Drew It was you and I.

8:41 Stryker Yeah, that was me, Pam.

8:43 Stryker It was so funny.

8:44 Stryker My name is Regis.

8:45 Drew Who knew?

8:47 Stryker Yeah, it was like an hour or so after the game. I was just like, I didn't win. It was really kind of funny.

8:52 Stryker Wow.

8:52 Drew There you go. It's again the miracle of the high tech studio we live in here, Jason.

8:55 Adam It was amazing.

8:57 Stryker Very funny.

8:59 Stryker What's up, Pam?

9:00 Stryker Actually, okay, I'm on this diet right now. It's kind of like the acting side, I think. I don't know. Acting?

9:05 Stryker Atkins diet.

9:06 Drew Atkins diet. So you're on a high protein, low carb, high fat.

9:10 Stryker What mine is, is like for breakfast and lunch, I'll have vegetables and protein with like no snacks, and I can have whatever I want for dinner.

9:16 Drew Okay.

9:17 Stryker And it's working pretty well. It's a pretty slow process, but it's, I guess it's kind of healthy.

9:21 Drew Yeah. It sounds like you really should be eating another meal with protein in the morning too, and maybe not go nuts at night. Like it sounds like you might be inclined to do.

9:29 Stryker Pam, I found a fantastic bar to eat, and it's called Something Nine. Jason, I don't know if you know. It only has one carb, 22 proteins.

9:40 Adam I'm going to burst in here. I used to eat a lot of the bars. Yeah. I used to, you know.

9:44 Drew They're high calorie.

9:44 Adam But I got to say something. I really don't, I'd rather have a couple of pieces of chicken or something with the same amount, because I don't believe in all the chemicals and all the, there's stuff in there that's got to be just as weird for your body.

9:57 Drew To me, it's much more satisfying to have a meal.

9:59 Adam Yeah.

10:00 Drew And meals?

10:01 Stryker Well, my question is actually, just today I recently tried that metabolite stuff.

10:06 Stryker Metabolite.

10:07 Stryker Because this is really slow, and I haven't been losing weight for like a month, for two months so far.

10:12 Stryker Are you working out at all?

10:14 Stryker I do work out like three, four times a week.

10:17 Stryker You do cardio?

10:19 Stryker I run for about 20 minutes, and then I lift a little weights, but then sometimes during the week I dance.

10:25 Stryker You should bump up your cardio like 15 minutes.

10:27 Drew That's much better than taking any substances. Metabolite, at least it used to have a stimulant in it. Anything that actually works is going to have a pharmacologic effect. So it's much better you take a really, truly balanced diet with real food, meaning well-cooked meats, vegetables, fruits, fresh stuff out of the ground, and then exercise like crazy. Not like, not crazy crazy, but at least 20 minutes of... You know what actually is a good diet, believe it or not, is that seafood diet. Was it Diet For Life, Guy? That's a pretty good one.

11:03 Stryker But is it one that I'm on now? Does it seem okay?

11:06 Drew Well, it seems a little bit erratic. That you tend to, if you eat a lot at some point during the day, it tends to change the way you're... People theorize maybe it's your insulin metabolism that drives your blood sugar down and increases your hunger. So you really want to keep a uniform, more balanced intake throughout the day. So vegetables, protein in the morning, get it at lunch.

11:25 Stryker Do you diet, Dr. Drew?

11:27 Drew I try to be healthy.

11:28 Stryker What about you, Jason?

11:29 Adam I do. Can I ask you, do you think looking this good comes naturally?

11:34 Stryker I think you work at it with a bunch of twinkies in the morning.

11:36 Adam Did you see my body?

11:38 Stryker No, I haven't seen it yet.

11:38 Adam This is a beautiful, this is a work of art.

11:40 Stryker How about when you get a movie role? Do you consciously work out to just...

11:44 Adam Well, I did this movie, this spun movie, this where I played Crystal Methodist and I had like three weeks to try and lose as much weight as possible and I couldn't really go too crazy, but I remember I was drinking, I would have these shakes, I'd have one shake in the morning, one shake at night and then a no carb meal, like a piece of chicken or something for dinner and it was crazy and I'd take all these herbs and I was getting acupuncture, it was crazy.

12:07 Stryker How much did you drop in three weeks?

12:08 Adam A lot of weight, like 22 pounds or something, crazy.

12:12 Drew Most of that ends up being muscle though.

12:14 Adam Yeah, I still look like an idiot. But is it true that your metabolism slows down at night? Is it true like to eat a late meal is bad for you?

12:23 Stryker I heard from this guy named Steve that says it's not super true.

12:29 Drew I don't know the science well enough to comment.

12:31 Stryker By the way, if you need someone to come in that does health stuff, I got a guy. I just thought of it.

12:36 Drew But he's a, what is he?

12:38 Stryker A health author guy that helped me out and it's so smart. He's on Good Morning America.

12:43 Drew Dietary. Dietary guy. I think he's sort of right. Personally, that's my opinion, but I don't know the science well enough to respond responsibly. But the point is it equalizes out anyway.

12:58 Adam It's total caloric intake for a day.

13:00 Stryker I'm with that.

13:01 Adam That's what I'm saying. Because right after this. Where are you going?

13:04 Drew You're going to Donuts again. I love Donuts. What does really affect things is exercise. I swear to God, exercise is so much more important than anything else in terms of staying healthy, feeling good, staying healthy longest. That is the most important.

13:18 Adam Jump rope.

13:19 Drew Whatever it is. Whatever the exercise is, you'll do is the one you should do. Sorry.

13:24 Stryker No, Jason, you're good. You're 50. What's going on?

13:27 Stryker No, I'm 28.

13:28 Stryker Oh, 28. I'm sorry. Go ahead.

13:33 Stryker I have a question. I had a female experience before I was married, and my husband's wanting us to get engaged in a three-way now.

13:43 Drew You're a lesbian.

13:44 Stryker Drew, please, let her finish.

13:47 Stryker I'm not really a lesbian, but I do kind of have fantasies, but I-

13:51 Drew Yeah.

13:52 Adam This is the first real question.

13:54 Stryker I'm nervous.

13:56 Adam I started to blush.

13:57 Stryker I'm afraid to act out on it, you know, because I'm afraid it'll interfere with our marriage. Because we have a really great marriage.

14:04 Drew A great marriage where the husband's trying to push you into a threesome.

14:07 Stryker Well, he's not really pushing, but he does have the fantasy.

14:10 Adam All right.

14:11 Drew Well, let him, if he has any other weird fantasies that could be destructive, allow them to stay with him. It doesn't mean you have to go act on these things. It sounds like you kind of want to do this and you want to use the threesome as an excuse to have another same-sex experience again, but you're married, you're committed, you're in a monogamous relationship, you diminish the safety and health of that relationship if you go act out with someone else.

14:31 Stryker Whether you're married or not married, that's going to screw up a relationship from what I gather from listening all the time.

14:36 Drew Correct, Drew? Correct. I'm getting an echo. Am I the only one?

14:39 Stryker I am too.

14:39 Drew Yeah, we got a heavy-duty echo.

14:41 Adam Can I have more echo on my list? I want to sound like, you're a drummer, please be quiet.

14:46 Drew What's that, Laurie?

14:47 Stryker Is it coming from my end?

14:48 Drew Might be. It might be. You got to turn the radio off.

14:50 Stryker Jason, don't you think that every guy pretty much wants to have a threesome? Or at least thinks about it every so often?

14:57 Drew No. I think that's a reasonable thing for guys to think about.

15:00 Stryker But it's not reasonable to force your mate into it.

15:02 Drew Yeah. I mean, an unmarried 28-year-old would be thinking about it. But a 28-year-old is married?

15:08 Stryker Well, it's like we both kind of think about it.

15:10 Drew I know, Laurie, that you want to use this as an excuse to go ahead and have another lesbian experience. But you're a lesbian. No, there's a reason that it shouldn't happen. It's not good for your marriage. Okay. Do you have kids? No.

15:23 Stryker All right.

15:24 Drew Well, how long have you been married?

15:25 Adam Maybe she should do it then.

15:26 Stryker Yeah.

15:26 Stryker How long have you been married?

15:27 Stryker We've been married three years.

15:29 Drew What's up with you that you have all this ambivalence about? Why'd you get married if you want to have other experiences?

15:34 Stryker Well, I only did it once.

15:36 Drew Yeah, but you want to do it again. Why did you get married if you're interested in fooling around?

15:41 Stryker I like men more.

15:43 Drew But why did you get married?

15:43 Stryker I have a great idea for Laurie. Laurie, move to LA, become a porn star, but stay married. There is that option.

15:50 Adam I can introduce you to a couple of porn people out here.

15:52 Stryker You know a lot of the other people, don't you, Jason?

15:54 Drew No.

15:54 Stryker Yes, you do.

15:55 Adam But can I ask you, does that mean though that no, you can't, but if you get married, of course you're always going to have, are you ever?

16:02 Drew Fantasy, sure, of course.

16:04 Adam I mean, I'm not.

16:05 Drew But you contain it. You don't go after the intern in your executive office.

16:11 Stryker Get two chicks in the same bed, do them.

16:13 Stryker That's what I'm talking about. Michael?

16:16 Stryker Yeah.

16:16 Stryker What's up? You're 13 on Loveline.

16:18 Stryker I just want to ask Dr. Drew something.

16:20 Stryker Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

16:22 Drew That's a great question.

16:23 Stryker What?

16:24 Drew Why do they sterilize legally? Why do they bother?

16:26 Stryker Oh, if they're going to die anyways, why clean the thing without a sterile technique? What's the answer?

16:31 Drew I don't know. That's a great question.

16:32 Adam That's genius.

16:33 Drew Maybe it's a genius question. Maybe it's to avoid in the case there's an earthquake and somebody slips and somebody standing nearby should get stuck with a needle. I don't know.

16:42 Stryker Have you witnessed one of those before?

16:44 Drew No.

16:44 Stryker How about the hanging?

16:46 Drew No. Shooting? No. Anything? Many, many, many of deaths but of natural.

16:52 Stryker Oh, really?

16:53 Drew Yikes.

16:54 Stryker Matt?

16:55 Drew Hey, one thing I realized, when you're internal medicine, people come to medical, general medical doctors do die. It's a common thing.

17:02 Stryker 20, Matt. What's up?

17:04 Stryker Hey, what's up, guys?

17:05 Stryker What's up, dude?

17:06 Stryker Hey, so I've been dating my girlfriend for about two and a half years.

17:11 Stryker And you want to have a threesome with a guy? No.

17:14 Drew All right. Disregard the wisecrack.

17:20 Stryker All right. So, you know, everything's been going all right. She's 24. I'm 20. And, you know, I'm in college right now. I don't go to a community college, by the way. And, you know, I think it's just time for me to move on, but I don't really know how to say that. You know, she's a cool chick, but I don't really know how to, like, end it.

17:40 Drew You've been dating her for two and a half years?

17:41 Stryker She was seventeen.

17:43 Stryker Well, just eighteen.

17:44 Drew And how old is she?

17:45 Stryker I turned eighteen.

17:46 Drew How old is she? Is this her first boyfriend relationship?

17:51 Stryker I don't know. I think it's kind of our first serious relationships that we've both had.

17:55 Drew I beg your pardon, Matt. You've been with her two and a half years. You don't know whether this is her first boyfriend or not?

17:59 Stryker Well, this isn't our first boyfriend, but I think this is our first serious relationships that we've had.

18:06 Stryker She's gone on dates to drive-ins and had frogs jump on the pizza, but never longer than two years, probably.

18:11 Stryker Frogs on the pizza?

18:12 Stryker I think my longest one before that is about four months.

18:17 Drew All right, but is this her first love relationship?

18:20 Stryker Yes, I think so. It's the first relationship longer than three months for her.

18:27 Drew All right, so this is going to be the first real long-term thing for her. So this is going to be tough for her probably.

18:31 Stryker Yeah.

18:32 Drew Does she have any idea that there's problems?

18:34 Stryker No.

18:34 Drew And what's happening? What's making you want to leave?

18:38 Stryker I just feel tied down right now.

18:40 Drew You just want to go.

18:42 Stryker I feel like our goals have...

18:44 Drew All right, here's the deal. One of the rules though is if you leave, you're not allowed to come back when you find out that you can't get laid with just on your own merit.

18:52 Stryker What about the rule a week after the breakup? It's two in the morning and he's coming home from a boat.

18:56 Drew No booty call. You're not allowed to do that to her. You break up and you do not look back. That's harmful to her.

19:01 Stryker Can you do that, Matt?

19:03 Stryker Oh, man. See, I just want to explore and find out if she is the one.

19:07 Drew That's fine, but you do not lay a hand on her. In fact, don't even speak to her for six months. Let her mourn the loss of the relationship and get over it on her own terms. She'll have a boyfriend in two weeks.

19:18 Stryker Definitely.

19:18 Drew And he'll be out there pissed off.

19:20 Stryker Yeah. Matt, have fun in the Mile High City.

19:23 Drew But listen, the way you do it, you just be honest with her. And you're not, believe me, nobody wants to be in a pity relationship. Nobody wants to be sort of strung along just because you don't know how to be honest. Be honest with them.

19:32 Stryker It becomes a habit also.

19:33 Drew It's an awful, awful situation for her. Let her do what's truly kind for her. Tell her what's real.

19:40 Adam And the last thing I want to do is start to resent the person.

19:44 Drew Oh, listen, there'll be no going back to her ever if she ends up angry with him for having strung along for a long time.

19:51 Stryker Definitely. Jason Schwartzman is here and this question is for you directly.

19:55 Drew The other thing guys do is they go, wait, they go ahead and cheat. That's the other thing they do. They stay in something until they actually cheat and then they get out.

20:01 Adam Yeah, they have to have, or some guys are so passive aggressive that they are jerks so that the girl breaks up with them, but that goes back to something that happened when they were four, right?

20:11 Drew No, no. That's what some guys do.

20:13 Stryker Did the neighbor touch you at any time? Eric, what's up? Ask away. Jason, this is for you.

20:18 Adam Hi.

20:18 Stryker Hey, Jason, I go to Windward.

20:21 Adam You do?

20:22 Stryker Yeah.

20:22 Stryker Wow. That's a guess on my part.

20:24 Adam That does not say anything there.

20:25 Stryker Yeah, and I had a bet with my friends.

20:27 Stryker Yeah?

20:29 Stryker What's the name of that little bunch of skin that runs from the testicles to the anus?

20:35 Drew It has a... It's called a grundle. Grundle?

20:38 Stryker Grundle.

20:38 Stryker Whatever it is, it's a sensitive spotter.

20:40 Drew It has many names, but that's one I've never heard.

20:43 Stryker Yeah.

20:43 Stryker Jason, you know the answer.

20:44 Adam The taint?

20:45 Drew Taint I've heard.

20:46 Adam The chode?

20:47 Drew The chode I've heard.

20:49 Stryker The chode is the one I've heard.

20:51 Drew The what?

20:51 Stryker The bonch.

20:52 Drew Bonch?

20:53 Adam Don't know that one.

20:54 Drew Come from a very creative...

20:55 Adam The chin rest? Sorry.

21:00 Drew Very creative.

21:00 Stryker Now you're in the ballgame, baby.

21:02 Drew Welcome to the show.

21:03 Adam No, I was here the whole time. I was just a little tiger waiting to jump out.

21:07 Stryker The chin rest. How come no hair grows in that spot?

21:10 Stryker Yeah.

21:10 Drew How come no hair grows wherever hair doesn't grow? You know what I'm saying? It's just the way your body is configured.

21:15 Stryker Okay.

21:16 Drew It's called the perineum in real life. Perineum.

21:19 Adam Perineum.

21:20 Stryker Okay.

21:20 Stryker You like that spot, don't you, Eric?

21:22 Stryker Yeah. I had a bet with Michael Fujikawa's little brother.

21:25 Adam Fujikawa, Fuji, you're so cute. All right, we'll see you later then.

21:30 Stryker Eric, have fun at Windward, man.

21:31 Adam See you later, buddy.

21:31 Stryker All right, have a nice day.

21:32 Drew What's Windward?

21:33 Adam Windward is my high school, my alma mater. Wow. Yeah, right down the street.

21:37 Drew From here?

21:37 Adam Palms and Sotel.

21:38 Stryker I know a couple of people that went there growing up.

21:40 Adam That's right.

21:41 Stryker A lot of West Side stuff happening.

21:43 Adam Yep.

21:43 Stryker Crossroads Brentwood to Maroon Soccer, big game. They're in your league, aren't they?

21:47 Adam Yeah, yep.

21:48 Stryker See ya.

21:48 Stryker Who cares?

21:51 Stryker Oh, thank you. All right, we gotta take a break. Jason Schwartzman is hanging out on Stryker. He's in for Ace Rockolla along with Dr. Drew. Slackers is the flick. We'll talk about that. And then after 11 o'clock, we'll bring your band in and hang out with them too. All right. Sounds like a plan. Rock out. All right. Bye.

22:05 Stryker Loveline, we'll be right back.

22:41 Stryker Thank you, Jason, that was good stuff. All right, we're back at Loveline. I'm a striker in for Adam Carolla, who I saw on MTV in the football game when they have celebrities play against athletes.

22:51 Drew What was that?

22:52 Stryker Did you see his touchdown dance?

22:54 Drew No.

22:54 Stryker It was so funny, the Rock and John game. His touchdown dance, he caught a touchdown pass from Dan Marino.

23:00 Drew Oh my God.

23:01 Stryker Adam Corolla, he looked pretty athletic. I was surprised.

23:04 Drew He was an all-state football player.

23:05 Stryker Oh really?

23:06 Drew Oh yeah.

23:06 Stryker But he was good. Anyway, he caught the pass, was in the end zone, he squatted like he was on a toilet, made the face like he was pushing something out of the ball. No, hold on. No, no, no. Hit the ball behind his butt. And then, no, first acted like he was reading a newspaper, and then after he was done moving his hand, like reading a paper, then he did the face again, like pushing, and then the ball dropped.

23:28 Stryker I can deal with the fact that I am gay now.

23:31 Stryker Exactly. But Jason is here, and Slackers came out this past Friday, and it's crazy. You are well known for making that movie with Bill Murray Rushmore, which was, it was successful, but it's become kind of a cult favorite, I guess you can say.

23:47 Adam Yeah, I mean, it didn't, I mean, yeah, not so many people saw it, I guess, because it didn't have the money to reach a huge audience. But, you know, but the people who like it get it, and I guess that's great for us. I mean, when we were making it, I didn't think that anyone was going to find it fun, except for like 10 people at home. So it was good to see that people understood it. It means a lot to people. It means a lot to me, so that's really wonderful.

24:10 Stryker It was a fantastic movie, and now my question is, and Letterman kind of hit on this when you were on there, but you've only done, at least that have come out, like one, two, or maybe even three things at most since then. Is that because you're picky, or because of your band, or you've just been pretty much hanging out with your family? I don't know.

24:25 Adam Well, when I finished the movie, I came back, I finished high school. I mean, that was just the natural thing. And then, you know, I've been playing in the band since I was 14. You know, that was my first thing. So it wasn't the next logical step wasn't to make another movie. And plus, when you're 17, there's a lot of things going on in your mind other than what movie am I going to make next? You know, just looking at who you are and meeting people. And I was just playing with my band.

24:51 Stryker That's not true for everybody, by the way.

24:52 Adam I know. But for me, I mean, look, but for some kid actors who have been acting since they were like two and their parents are there and, you know, and they have headshots and everything at the age of six. You know, making movies just, Rushmore would have been just one in a series of jobs. But it was my first one and I had never done it before. When I returned from making the movie, it wasn't like I was ready to keep going. I was worn out. I was like, it was like, it was like just taking me right now, throwing me into a boxing ring and like asking me to fight a professional fight and, you know, not even try to win, just try to get through it alive. And then once I got through it alive, it was like, you know, I don't want to fight again for a couple of years.

25:30 Stryker Exactly.

25:30 Adam I'm beat up, so it was kind of just relaxing.

25:32 Stryker Fine explanation. I understand why you kind of just hung out a little bit.

25:36 Adam Yeah, it was good.

25:36 Stryker Good stuff. All right.

25:37 Adam And I traveled.

25:38 Stryker Really?

25:39 Adam No. No?

25:40 Stryker You went to the Valley one time.

25:41 Adam Yeah.

25:41 Stryker Mike, you're 22 on Loveline.

25:43 Stryker Hi.

25:44 Stryker Hi.

25:46 Stryker My question is basically, how do you know when you have a friend who fool around sometimes? How do you know when he's just curious or?

25:56 Drew You have a friend who's fooling around?

25:58 Stryker Well, him and I fool around.

25:59 Drew Him and you fool around. And how do you know, fill in the blank?

26:03 Stryker How do you know if he's just curious or he's really?

26:07 Stryker Is he receiving or giving?

26:09 Stryker Wait, wait, wait, wait.

26:10 Drew How do you know if he's gay?

26:13 Stryker Well, he has a girlfriend too. So, it's like he doesn't admit he's gay or bisexual. He just says, you know, sometimes he's just experimenting, but it's been like two years.

26:23 Drew How old is he?

26:23 Stryker He's 19.

26:25 Drew Okay. 19-year-olds can experiment. They should be just about wrapping that up. But...

26:31 Stryker You're telling me.

26:32 Drew Really, yeah.

26:33 Stryker Literally.

26:35 Drew And if he can't even figure out what he's doing or be honest with himself that he's having sex with a man, you've got someone who, at very minimum, we can say is confused, right?

26:45 Stryker Yeah.

26:45 Drew And there are a lot of people out there who are confused about their sexual identity. They don't know what they are or they're gay but can't admit it or can't deal with it or, you know, don't want to be that way and try to force themselves to be heterosexual. I don't know what's going on with this guy, but he is confused.

26:58 Stryker Mike, what's your story? Are you gay, bi, straight?

27:01 Stryker Well, kind of leading to the gay part, but not really.

27:05 Drew Bag it, better run. No, actually, that's what we call bi. Bi, bi, to hetero.

27:09 Stryker Exactly.

27:10 Adam Do you have a sex, sex or is it just necking?

27:13 Stryker It's sex, sex.

27:15 Stryker Sex, sex. Well, I'd say he's probably gay or you're really good and he's just coming to come.

27:21 Drew No, look, Mike, you're gay.

27:22 Stryker If you're telling me straight, then I'm not allowed to say that.

27:24 Stryker Yes, I love when you say that. Mike, you're gay.

27:29 Drew Yeah, right? Mike, let's be clear here. You're gay. The other guy is confused and you can continue to carry on with him if you wish, but like any relationship where somebody's cheating on someone else, it's not going to be a particularly pleasant experience. Get him to clarify what's up with him and end that relationship if he's going to be screwing around with any other human beings.

27:49 Adam Do they have feelings for each other?

27:51 Drew That kind of sounds like it.

27:52 Stryker Yeah, you do? Do you say I love you to him, Mike? Yeah, all the time. Does he have a hairy back?

27:57 Drew He's going to be a screwed up partner. He's not going to be a great partner. He's screwing over this woman. And he's screwing over you. And he's confused.

28:05 Stryker Yeah, but he's getting a lot of action.

28:07 Drew Good times.

28:07 Stryker Got that going for him out there. All right. Thank you, Michael.

28:10 Stryker All right. Thanks.

28:11 Drew Be careful. Watch your choices.

28:12 Adam You just hang up and he's gay. Just like that.

28:14 Drew That's it.

28:15 Adam Wow.

28:15 Drew I want to ask him something else.

28:16 Adam Craziness.

28:16 Drew Man wave my magic wand. Pow, you're gay. Jason, watch out.

28:19 Adam You're gay.

28:19 Stryker Watch out.

28:20 Drew Dude, all I got to do is declare it and it's over.

28:22 Stryker Tap it. All right.

28:25 Stryker Brooke.

28:26 Stryker Hi.

28:26 Stryker Hi, you're 16 on Loveline and you're gay.

28:29 Stryker No.

28:30 Adam How you doing?

28:31 Stryker Yeah. Hi Drew. Hi Stryker. Hey Jason.

28:34 Adam Hey Brooke.

28:36 Stryker Okay. Basically my question is there's this guy like that's 18. And I heard that like there's a three year rule. So if you're like within three years of each other that it's legal. But then he's 18. So I don't know.

28:50 Drew In California, that's true. Really? Yeah.

28:55 Stryker I told them that.

28:56 Drew I think it's actually a two year rule. I'm just looking it up here if we have it.

28:59 Stryker I thought it's just 18. You can't do it.

29:01 Drew No, no. Not in California. They have it. They just this year or last year actually started a new law. Really?

29:05 Stryker Jason, you're in.

29:05 Drew Laws are within two years of the.

29:07 Stryker We're going to call them the Junior Highs tomorrow, man.

29:09 Drew And you have that info, the statutory rate law. She's going to get it.

29:13 Stryker Brooke, is this guy in high school?

29:15 Stryker No. He's graduated and neither am I.

29:17 Drew Which reminds me.

29:18 Stryker Hold on a sec. Why aren't you in high school?

29:20 Stryker Well, I graduated this last year.

29:23 Drew Early?

29:23 Adam Yeah. So you're a genius.

29:25 Drew Are you in college?

29:26 Stryker No, not yet. I was thinking about probably this next year. I'll start.

29:30 Stryker You work in fast food?

29:32 Stryker Yeah. I have a car and I still live at home, but I'm doing good.

29:35 Stryker That's cool.

29:36 Drew Good for you. Again, we worry about the guy, not about you. If he's a good guy truly, we're okay with this. New HIV antibody test in the urine just came out.

29:45 Stryker No way.

29:46 Drew Yeah. Urine HIV test. It is 85 bucks as a component in this particular lab as opposed to $77.

29:54 Stryker Wow.

29:56 Stryker All right, Drew, can we get to that in a minute? Let's finish with Brooke.

29:58 Drew Okay. You're right.

30:00 Stryker You're going through your files in here. Drew brings this black notebook in.

30:03 Drew What else you got here?

30:05 Stryker What's this naked picture doing in here of this man, Drew? What is it? No.

30:08 Drew It's a puddle of mud.

30:12 Stryker It's a puddle of mud.

30:14 Stryker It's a puddle of sperm is what it is. Brooke. Yeah. Oh, that is puddle of mud. I thought you had pictures of naked men. So your question is, is it legal? Drew, what's the answer?

30:22 Drew Ann's going to run around trying to get that information.

30:24 Stryker We're going to put you out of here.

30:25 Drew I believe it is.

30:25 Adam If it's not legal, you're not going to do anything?

30:28 Stryker I probably will anyway, but I was just wondering.

30:29 Drew All right.

30:30 Stryker Well, good time.

30:31 Drew There we go. Thank you, Jason.

30:33 Stryker Brooke.

30:35 Drew It's all right. We're giving it our blessing for the moment.

30:37 Stryker All right. Hold on one second. We'll come back to you. Is that cool?

30:39 Adam See you in a sec.

30:40 Stryker Thanks. All right, Drew, let's get this question in for you. Jamie, 17. What's up?

30:44 Stryker Hey, actually, I had a question about Depro Povera. Yeah.

30:48 Adam Do you want to take this one or should I?

30:50 Stryker Jason, go ahead.

30:51 Stryker Okay.

30:52 Stryker I'm on the Western right now.

30:53 Stryker Of course. Actually, I stopped taking it like a month ago because I had been gaining a lot of weight from it. Well, I mean, I gained probably like 10 pounds and I grew like a breast size and a half. Yes.

31:05 Stryker How much are you up to now?

31:08 Stryker Well, I'm like 5'8, and I weigh like 155.

31:10 Stryker Bouncy, bouncy.

31:13 Stryker Were you talking about my breast?

31:15 Stryker No.

31:15 Stryker Okay. Anyways, so I was planning on switching to Debra Rivera, and I did some research online about it, and I showed, I mean, my mom's pretty involved in that kind of stuff, so I showed her what I looked up, and she was really scared about the whole part, about you may not get your period for like three months at a time.

31:37 Drew Why does that scare her? Because it's not you may not, you will not. That's how it works. I mean, that's one of the things it does. You will bleed like crazy for three months, and then you will not bleed so long as you're on the shot after that.

31:49 Stryker Oh, really?

31:50 Drew Why does that bother her?

31:51 Stryker Because she figures that that may make me infertile sometimes.

31:54 Drew Absolutely not. That has categorically nothing to do with that.

31:57 Stryker Is your mom there?

31:58 Stryker No. I'm in Chicago, so she's sleeping.

32:01 Drew Where are you?

32:01 Adam North Shore?

32:02 Stryker Yeah.

32:03 Adam That's what I thought.

32:04 Drew Why?

32:05 Adam I don't know.

32:06 Drew Is that a nice area? It's the only part of Chicago he knows. Glencoe? Jamie? Evanston? No. One thing you do need to worry about, and doctors don't spend a lot of time describing this to women, unfortunately, is it can affect your mood, it can affect your libido, your sex drive, that kind of thing. It's more of a masculinizing hormone than the estrogen, so people get muscular growth and sometimes even some hair and acne and things. It tends to go that way. So just as long as you understand that you're going to bleed for a while, then you're not going to bleed at all and you might have some other side effects, it's a very effective, very safe contraceptive.

32:43 Adam You look like an American gladiator.

32:45 Drew No.

32:46 Stryker Would it make me gain weight though?

32:47 Drew No, it actually does the opposite. People kind of lean out typically on it.

32:49 Stryker You're going to become invisible after you get the shot, Jimmy. Typically. Your breast will become a negative A.

32:54 Adam What happens if a guy were to take that?

32:56 Drew Progesterone?

32:58 Stryker What did you say?

32:58 Adam You're sick. Just by chance, just wondering.

33:00 Stryker I had one more question for you actually. Yeah. It's kind of a totally different question, but when I'm fooling around with my boyfriend, I find that it's really hard to get him off with my hand. I have to do it all with my hand. I have to give him a hand all the time.

33:16 Adam I'll take this one, Drew.

33:17 Stryker Go ahead.

33:17 Adam No, I'm just kidding.

33:19 Drew I bet you will.

33:20 Stryker Your question?

33:21 Stryker I mean, he's a man.

33:22 Drew So you guys are going to go, and so?

33:24 Stryker Normal.

33:24 Stryker Yeah, but it's really annoying because I don't want to just do that all the time. He could do both to me and I'm perfectly fine.

33:31 Drew Are you not having sex with him?

33:32 Stryker No, I'm having sex with him too.

33:34 Stryker But sometimes you're in the car, a hand is the only tool to time, correct? Yeah, exactly. Right, I know, I've been there. Are you using lubrication with the hand?

33:43 Stryker No.

33:43 Stryker That's the reason. Keep some Asterglide in the car.

33:46 Stryker See, but I asked him that, I'm like, does it hurt? Is that what it is? And he's like, no.

33:50 Stryker He's 17, he's too shy to say at this point, I think.

33:52 Stryker He said it's just because I could do that myself and I can't do the other thing myself.

33:56 Drew What do you want from us?

33:58 Stryker I just want to know, is this normal?

34:02 Drew Yes, it's a common thing.

34:06 Stryker You know what, tell him to turn his hand upside down when he does it to himself, it'll feel like you're doing it. And also, Jason wants me to put you on hold to get your address, okay? I'm just kidding. Bye, Jamie. Have fun in Chicago.

34:21 Stryker All right, bye.

34:22 Stryker All right, Jason Schwartzman is here, I'm Stryker and Dr. Drew, and Jamie, 24, you're on Loveline. What's up?

34:28 Stryker Hey, guys. My question is sort of in a New Yorker's opinion, basically. There was this guy that I was dating for a couple months. Go out, have a good time, but we weren't having sex. We weren't really doing anything physically. One night, we ended up having sex, though, and he never called me again after that.

34:49 Drew Was, did he, how long, how long had you been dating before you had sex?

34:54 Stryker About two and a half months, and we hadn't done anything physical.

34:57 Adam Was his name Dave?

34:59 Stryker Yeah.

35:01 Stryker Whoa. Whoa.

35:05 Drew How weird is that?

35:06 Stryker Is his name Alex or Sam?

35:08 Stryker No. That's really weird. Yeah, his name is Dave, but I'm just kind of wondering what that might be. And I mean, I called once, but I wasn't going to play the, you know.

35:19 Stryker I have an opinion first.

35:20 Drew What did he say when you caught and talked to him?

35:22 Stryker He didn't. I called and I talked to his roommate. I'm like, hey, is, you know, is he there? And he's like, no, I'm like, okay, we told him I called. And he didn't call me back. So I'm like, all right, well, I'm not going to play the stupid game.

35:31 Stryker Why don't we call him on the phone?

35:33 Stryker Why don't we not?

35:34 Stryker No, Sarah, you're not going out with him. He didn't call you anyways. Why don't we call him and find out the real story?

35:38 Adam Yeah, why don't you let Jason have a little war with this Dave guy?

35:42 Stryker No, I'm just, I'm kind of wondering. I mean, I could understand if, like, you know, maybe it was like we got drunk at a party or something. And it was just-

35:48 Drew Well, did he, during that two and a half months, was he intent on having sex with you? Was there pressure for that to happen?

35:55 Stryker You're thinking they'll conquer thing, kind of, once he got it?

35:57 Stryker I'm done, he did it.

35:58 Drew Yeah.

35:59 Stryker No, no, not at all. And I mean-

36:00 Drew That makes it even weirder that he wasn't interested in that.

36:04 Stryker I mean, there were nights that we would actually stay the night together and he just never pushed it. And so-

36:09 Stryker That dog is a gay homosexual.

36:11 Drew Maybe just wasn't in this relationship. He was afraid that by sleeping, do we got in too far and just needed to get out. The whole thing is kind of weird, though. I gotta tell you, we'd have to talk to him to find out what's going on, because it's not a normal guy thing, what he's into.

36:23 Stryker Okay, because I thought, you know, and he's like 30 years old, and I'm like, okay, a 30-year-old guy is not gonna sit around for two months because he likes my company.

36:29 Drew Right.

36:30 Stryker True.

36:31 Drew This is a total loser.

36:32 Stryker I think it's all about the conquer thing with this guy, even if it sounds weird.

36:36 Drew Two and a half months?

36:36 Stryker Yeah.

36:38 Stryker He gets going, she's cute.

36:39 Drew Yeah, but he didn't put any heat on. That's the whole. In fact, they slept together, but he didn't even make any moves.

36:46 Stryker Maybe he's got something going on the side and realized he was in too deep at that point.

36:49 Drew But you see, you're trying to figure it out because it doesn't make sense. You're rational. What the hell is that?

36:54 Stryker That's not me.

36:55 Drew We would have to talk to him.

36:55 Stryker Unacceptable.

36:56 Stryker Jamie, can we call him?

36:59 Stryker Unacceptable.

37:00 Stryker Okay.

37:00 Stryker All right, then.

37:01 Stryker He works early.

37:02 Drew Oh, he does.

37:03 Stryker All right, then. Thanks for calling up, though.

37:05 Drew You're not going to understand this one unless he tells you, and he may not be able or willing to tell you.

37:09 Stryker Okay, so it's not me.

37:10 Adam No, he's a jerk. You're a wonderful girl.

37:13 Drew Something unusual about him. You're fat.

37:16 Stryker Drew, please. What? Bye, Jamie.

37:19 Adam You're good.

37:22 Drew You're welcome.

37:22 Stryker All right, we got to take another break here. Thanks, you guys, for hanging out and being cool. I'm Stryker for Adam Corolla. Jason Schwartzman is here. If you want to talk to him about any of the movies, Rushmore or Slackers, which just came out, or his band, they'll be in here after 11 o'clock, Fan of Planet, and it's 1-800-LOVE-191, and more Loveline after this.

38:30 Drew How you doing?

38:30 Stryker Welcome back to Loveline. Can you hear me now?

38:32 Drew Yeah. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

38:34 Stryker This is Loveline, welcome back. What's up, Dougs? That's Jason Schwartzman, everyone. Dr. Drew is here, I'm Stryker, it's 1-800-LOVE-191.

38:41 Adam What questions, what questions?

38:42 Stryker Slack has came out this past Friday, that's what we're talking about a little bit tonight.

38:45 Adam Yeah.

38:46 Stryker If you want to speak to Jason about that, there's a band, they'll come in after 11 o'clock, nice young man we just met and they're passing out dates, not the fruit, actually.

38:55 Adam The fruit date, the dry date.

38:57 Stryker I've never had one, never will.

38:58 Stryker What?

38:59 Drew Stryker, we're that way.

39:01 Stryker Yeah. I've never had coffee or water.

39:02 Drew He's never had peanut butter, Jason.

39:04 Stryker What?

39:04 Drew Yeah. He's an idiot.

39:05 Stryker No, I'm not. It's hard to see. Yeah, it's just like your friend in there, who he never had lettuce growing up or something. Sam's friend. Right, Sam?

39:14 Drew So be it.

39:16 Adam I don't know.

39:17 Stryker Oh, Alex's friend. I'm sorry.

39:18 Adam Whatever.

39:19 Stryker Can't see in there. Whatever. All right. Let's grab some more calls here and see what the hell we can do.

39:23 Adam Come on, challenge me.

39:25 Stryker Brianna.

39:26 Stryker Hello.

39:27 Stryker What's up? You're 15 on Loveline.

39:29 Stryker Hi. Well, like my brother is like hello controlling.

39:33 Drew Hello controlling.

39:34 Stryker Yeah.

39:35 Stryker Is that like hella good if I know it out?

39:38 Stryker Unacceptable.

39:39 Stryker He's like, I don't know, like if a guy calls, he like yells at him and tells him not to call me and like I used to have a diary that he would read and he goes through all my stuff.

39:49 Drew Do you ask him what he's up to?

39:51 Stryker Yeah.

39:51 Stryker I always yelled at him.

39:52 Drew What does he say?

39:53 Stryker He's like, he's just like, I don't know. He doesn't say anything about it.

39:57 Drew He's protective.

39:58 Adam What's your dad like? Right, Drew? Is that the right question?

40:02 Drew No, not yet. Let's gamble about where the dad is. Why do you put up with this from him?

40:08 Stryker I don't. I tell my mom, he tries to do it to my mom too.

40:12 Adam What's your mom like? Was that the right question?

40:14 Drew No.

40:14 Stryker Do you have a dad in the house?

40:16 Stryker No.

40:17 Drew So he's taking care of these women.

40:19 Stryker When did your dad rape you?

40:20 Drew Did your dad do something awful to your mom and he had to come to her rescue at some point?

40:25 Stryker Well, no.

40:26 Stryker You're stealing Jason's thunder, Drew.

40:29 Stryker My dad left him when I was little.

40:31 Stryker Why?

40:33 Stryker Because he was into drugs and stuff and mom got to force him.

40:36 Drew Did your brother perhaps see him rough up your mom a little bit?

40:40 Stryker No.

40:41 Drew You're sure he wasn't busy rescuing her from this a-hole dad that you guys had to suffer through?

40:46 Stryker I'm pretty sure.

40:47 Drew Because that would kind of explain why he is so compulsive about this and why he can't. Jason, do your lines of drugs after the show, alright?

40:55 Adam I'm just showing you right now, instead of at the sock, there's some drugs going on.

40:59 Stryker Oh yeah, yeah.

41:00 Drew But that kind of need to take Beek into control of and care for other people, it suggests that something really made him that way. The fact that he can't really respond to your realistic request for him to be less intrusive.

41:14 Stryker Yeah, but what does she have to do to tell him, hey, maybe, I appreciate you doing this and looking out for me, but ease up a little bit.

41:21 Drew But he's not going to be able to stop if indeed he was sort of the person throwing his body between.

41:24 Adam There's always something alarming about a kid trying to act like an adult.

41:27 Drew Yeah, it's not good. Parentalized children are not good for the kids. So, Brianna, if he can't control himself, you have to create consequences. If there are things that you and he enjoy together or things that you do for him, you have to start withdrawing these things until he gets the message.

41:41 Stryker For instance, tell him, look, if you interrupt my call with the boy, I'm not going to sleep with you anymore.

41:49 Drew Oh, yeah.

41:50 Stryker Drew just got that through his skull.

41:53 Stryker Oh, man.

41:54 Stryker So that's kind of tough for her, then, yeah?

41:55 Drew And mom doesn't step in for you?

41:57 Stryker Right.

41:57 Stryker She does. Like, if my mom has, like, I don't know, she yells at him and stuff and she...

42:02 Drew Yeah, yelling will not work. She has to create consequences.

42:04 Stryker She does that too, though.

42:05 Drew Like what?

42:07 Stryker I don't know, like, she'll say, like, I don't know, just like, I don't know.

42:12 Drew Okay, I suspect she just yelled. She needs to take privileges away from him. You understand?

42:19 Stryker Brianna, try to reason with your brother, but from what Drew is saying, it ain't going to happen because of something he saw growing up.

42:25 Drew This is who he is.

42:26 Stryker That's who he is, and he ain't going to be changed.

42:27 Drew It's in his soul, it's deeply embedded in him, I suspect.

42:31 Stryker Right. All right, let's talk to anyone named Hans we must speak to. You're 19, man.

42:35 Stryker Yeah.

42:36 My girlfriend and me, we broke up like five months ago, and then Friday night, I ended up hanging out. It was like the first time we hung out since then. She's seen someone else. We both got kind of drunk. She had a time that she really did love me, and she was sorry about everything, and we ended up sleeping together. Then the next day, I talked to her, and she was kind of like, what really happened last night? I know we had sex, but I really don't remember what I said, and all that stuff. Now she's like, well, I'm definitely going to break up with this guy, but I really don't know if I want to be with you. I really don't know what I want.

43:09 Adam I think she's confused anyway.

43:11 Drew Yeah, she may be sort of chaotic and confused. On the other hand, she may be so deeply hurt by you're not responding to her intense feelings that she can't bring it upon herself to really let you know how she feels while she's awake, while she's not on drugs, lest you should reject or not reciprocate, that that is so scary, so awful to her, that she can't be honest with you about her real feelings.

43:35 Well, another thing was, while we were together, we were together for two years, and I had chemical dependency problems, like I get drunk all the time, get high all the time, stuff like that, and so another thing she always brings up is that she loves me, but she feels like she shouldn't love me.

43:49 Drew Well, she can't unless you do something about your drug addiction.

43:52 Well, yeah, I totally have. I've gone through...

43:54 Stryker Wait a minute, you just got drunk the other night.

43:55 Drew You got loaded last night. What are you talking about? Are you out of your mind? She's probably working an Al-Anon program that's sort of shaky and she gets loaded with you. It's bad for you. You're in no shape to be with someone who endorses that kind of behavior if you're a drug addict.

44:13 Stryker But it was only a 12-pack.

44:15 Drew Ridiculous.

44:15 Well, yeah, I didn't get drunk. She got drunk pretty much.

44:18 Drew Yeah. I understand at 19, this doesn't make sense to you, but so long as you're using drugs that activate your reward system, your disease is completely active and progressing. Right. So you're well under way, and it's probably smarter for not to get back involved with you.

44:32 Stryker Hans, well, you're talking about her. Hans, what about you? Do you want to get back with this girl? I mean, if I was you, I wouldn't.

44:39 Drew He wants a hostage, somebody to help let them keep going.

44:43 Yeah, I totally thought about it too, because she totally was what enabled me during a relationship.

44:47 Drew That's right. You're both heading back down to where you started from. Unless you both have really changed and have been changed for a couple of years, this is not going to be good for either of you.

44:58 There's just no way I could really make this work.

45:00 Drew Yeah, you could really work on an intense program in the recovery, 12-step.

45:04 Stryker And then see if you still like her, and I doubt you will then.

45:06 Drew Listen to your sponsor's input, and she can go to an Al-Anon program, listen to her sponsor's input, and after six months, you maybe get back together.

45:12 Well, she really doesn't drink that often at all.

45:16 Stryker You are king of excuses, Hans.

45:17 Drew And denial.

45:18 Adam But then when she does drink, she gets so drunk.

45:20 Drew I'm not saying she's an alcoholic, I'm saying she's a co-dependent and needs to work a program herself.

45:26 I definitely think she has an eating disorder.

45:28 Drew Well, like many good co's, they have those kinds of things going on.

45:31 Adam Just one more exit on the freeway.

45:32 Drew Yeah, that's right. This is, you know, do as you please.

45:35 Stryker Maybe work on the sobriety first and then try to get a lady after that.

45:38 Drew You're going to have to do what you're going to have to do before you sort of understand these things.

45:41 Adam Unless she's super hot.

45:44 Drew We're big knockers.

45:46 Stryker Is she Hans?

45:47 Yeah, she's super hot.

45:49 Stryker Whatever, dude, don't go to the filth shop.

45:51 Stryker Shoot up, snort coke, take you.

45:53 Stryker Hang out, man.

45:55 Stryker Come to my house.

45:56 Stryker This is gonna be great.

45:57 Drew You hear all that?

45:58 Adam Yeah.

45:59 Drew I mean, that's how unreal those relationships are. She likes, is super fused and enmeshed with him, but only because really he's an addict.

46:06 Adam Right.

46:06 Stryker And she has an eating disorder.

46:08 Drew Because of all the arousal she could provide him and allow him to go along down his path of addiction.

46:12 Stryker Seems normal.

46:12 Adam It's not that hard.

46:13 Drew She has a lot of emptiness, and he's not certainly interested in her as a person.

46:16 Adam Relationships are pretty cut and dry, aren't they? It's not that difficult.

46:20 Drew On the surface, the basic path, but they get complexity digs.

46:25 Stryker Meeting the person is easy. Continuing it is the hard part. Do we have time to take another quick one?

46:29 Drew Or not.

46:30 Stryker No?

46:30 Stryker What?

46:31 Stryker No? Okay, we're going to take another break. It is time for break as Anderson says. More Loveline coming up with Jason Schwartzman, Stryker, and Dr. Drew Honam.

46:38 Stryker All right, guys, bottom line, here's the deal. Looking to hook up.

46:41 Stryker Sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

46:43 Stryker One call is all you need to make.

46:44 Stryker Call the Dateline.

46:45 Stryker The Dateline.

46:45 Adam 877-889-DATE.

46:51 Stryker Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

46:53 Stryker 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1.

46:57 Stryker We'll be right back.

47:30 Stryker All right, we are back, and now we have a room full of people.

47:33 Stryker What's up, dude?

47:35 Stryker A brim full of ash in a room full of people.

47:37 Adam Phantom Planet in the house.

47:38 Stryker Hi, Jay. I think you're doing great.

47:40 Adam Thanks, Alex. We got Alex and Sam in here, and we're ready to rock.

47:43 Stryker This is Alex.

47:44 Stryker Hi.

47:44 Stryker This is Sam. What's going on?

47:45 Stryker You guys are both from LA.?

47:47 Stryker Oh, yeah.

47:47 Stryker Along with Jason? But you didn't know each other in high school, or you did?

47:50 Adam Well, Alex and I were Cub Scouts together in elementary school.

47:54 Stryker You want to admit you're in Cub Scouts in elementary school?

47:55 Stryker Yeah, and my mom was the den mother.

47:57 Stryker Yes. And who brought the oranges at the soccer game?

48:00 Adam Liberty's mom.

48:01 Stryker Oh, my gosh.

48:03 Adam It's a joke.

48:04 Stryker But you started the band when you were 14.

48:06 Adam Yeah.

48:06 Stryker The band Phantom Planet. We're talking about Jason Schwartzman, who's I'm speaking to right now, along with Alex and Sam. Yep. And then you went to Pally High.

48:12 Stryker Oh, yeah, I did.

48:13 Stryker That's where I went.

48:14 Stryker Big ups, Pally. What's up?

48:15 Stryker Jesus. And you went to-

48:17 Stryker I went to Buckley.

48:18 Stryker You went to Buckley. And then how'd all you guys come together, so to speak?

48:22 Stryker I met them through Jacques, who's not here right now. Okay. He met Jason in a music store very randomly.

48:27 Stryker Okay.

48:28 Stryker Just playing like a wah-wah pedal. Jason, you probably tell it better than I.

48:30 Adam Well, I just- I was in the band. Darren was like the real first- we formed the band together. And in the eighth grade, I told my school that I had this amazing band, like we could play at the graduation thing. Right. I didn't have a band at all. So I remember Alex could sing. So I called Al. He came over. The three of us formed a threesome. We formed a threesome. Didn't have it. It was a very key word. And then we were this band. And then one day I met Jacques, the guitar player who's not here at a music store, asked him to come play with the band. He said he couldn't, but his best friend Sam played guitar. Right. Sam came down to practice. Jacques came along with him. History.

49:06 Stryker You kept a fan, but you didn't get Jacques, right?

49:08 Adam Huh?

49:09 Stryker Jacques is not in the band.

49:10 Adam Jacques isn't.

49:11 Stryker Oh, he is. Where is this guy?

49:12 Adam I don't know. But yeah, so that's how the band formed. All right.

49:18 Stryker Well, cool. If you guys want to speak to these guys, you can call Loveline and ask him anything you want. Anything. Let's check out a track right now called California, song number one. Oh, wait, hold on. They're yelling at me.

49:29 Adam Let's get a question. Should we get a fan question?

49:31 Stryker We will take a question here. And yeah, let's go to Phantom Planet question. Steve, you're 18. Thanks for waiting, man. You're on Loveline.

49:37 Stryker Hey, Steve.

49:38 Stryker What's up, Steve?

49:38 Stryker Hey, what's going on, guys?

49:39 Hey, I just want to say, I just want to ask the band, what kind of influences they had growing up and stuff like that?

49:46 Stryker I could give you like three of mine.

49:47 Adam Let's go three bands each.

49:49 Stryker Yeah, top three bands, all you guys. Tell me right now.

49:51 Stryker Wow, top three bands, Rolling Stones, Elvis Costello, and maybe modern bands like The Hives are really awesome. I love The Hives.

50:00 Drew They have the flaming lips on your PR.

50:02 Adam Oh, yeah. Okay, go, Sam.

50:05 Stryker I say that The Beatles obviously, yeah, and the Beach Boys and The Who.

50:11 Drew Wow.

50:12 Adam Well, he took all my, I'll just fill in the blanks with NWA, Dr. Drew, The Ramones, Iggy Pop, Minor Threat, and Nirvana. Nirvana.

50:25 Drew We grew up on K-pop.

50:27 Stryker I just have to go, The Love Line.

50:29 Drew Whoa. You're from way back.

50:32 Stryker I grew up on this.

50:33 Adam It's such an honor to be on this program. You gotta understand, we are from Los Angeles. We're 14.

50:37 Stryker I feel two feet tall now because I'm almost the same age. Well, a little older, and I was listening, too, and I'm sure they were hoping Corolla. I'm sorry, Corolla's not here, boys. No, no, you are.

50:44 Stryker Great. You're a real great singer. Nirvana.

50:46 Stryker All right.

50:47 Stryker All right. Josephus, catch ya today.

50:49 Stryker Hey.

50:50 Stryker Hello?

50:51 Stryker Yeah.

50:51 Yeah, I have one more question for Stryker.

50:53 Adam Uh-oh.

50:54 Stryker Hey, Stryker, I have one question.

50:57 When did K-Rock get so lame over the past two, three years?

51:00 Adam And cut.

51:02 Stryker No, uh, what don't you like?

51:04 Well, how come it started getting all, like, heavy and, like, hard and everyone kind of got kind of got all mad at the world? And what happened to, like, you know, Radiohead and the Breeders, you know, like...

51:13 Drew You're gay. Okay, Drew, please.

51:15 Stryker Oh, my God.

51:16 Stryker Okay, I will answer that question because a lot of stations like K-Rock play the same kind of music all over the place that are rock. If the Breeders put out something, in my opinion, that was spectacular, it would be on. Music right now is just, I mean, Linkin Park sold 5 million records, in my opinion, that's on fire. That's, it's good.

51:34 Drew Steve's getting old.

51:35 Stryker No, he's not.

51:36 Drew Yes, he is.

51:36 Stryker He's only like 18.

51:37 Drew But he's an old 18 year old, that's what puts his side up.

51:39 Stryker I don't know.

51:40 Stryker It's all cyclical, man. It'll come back. Whatever you want, just wait a couple years.

51:44 Drew That's right. Music is music.

51:46 Stryker Yeah, I mean, we play Coldplay. They're from down the street from Radiohead, and we're playing, God, I had the whole week off, now I'm drawing a blank on all the bands we play. Star Sailor, another good band, so up yours, Steve. Okay, it's 1-8.

51:58 Stryker Who cares?

52:01 Stryker Thank you. All right, you guys ready with this song California in there? No, they're not ready. Let's take another call.

52:06 Stryker When do we do shout outs?

52:07 Stryker We can do shout outs in just a couple minutes. Reggie, 23 on Loveline.

52:11 Stryker Hey, guys, how's it going? Hi. This is Reggie Cape.

52:14 Drew Oh, my God.

52:17 Stryker It's Darren from Phantom Planet. That's our band. I'm sorry, I had to do it.

52:21 Adam How are you, buddy?

52:21 Stryker How are you guys doing?

52:24 Stryker Hey, Darren, Darren, is there something you want to ask us?

52:28 Stryker I wanted to ask Jason really quick if he could do his Allison Chan impersonation.

52:33 Stryker You got to do it.

52:33 Adam I can't do it.

52:34 Stryker You got to do it.

52:35 Stryker But stay back a little from the mic.

52:36 Adam Which one? I Stay Away or Rooster?

52:38 Stryker I Stay Away.

52:42 Stryker Darren, are you a virgin?

52:43 Stryker No.

52:44 Stryker Okay.

52:44 Stryker Thank you.

52:46 Stryker I Stay Away.

52:51 Stryker You can hang up on me if you want.

52:53 Stryker Bye Darren. I Stay Away.

52:54 Stryker See you at practice.

52:56 Stryker Oh, good God. Let's go to this one. This is directly for Alex. Go ahead, Scott. You're 21.

53:03 Stryker Yeah, hey, question for Dr. Drew.

53:05 Stryker You're supposed to play along with me.

53:07 Stryker I'm supposed to play along with you?

53:08 Drew Go ahead, Scott.

53:09 Stryker Go, go.

53:10 My question is that I can't have an erection for more than three minutes and then I don't come and then I have to urinate like immediately afterwards.

53:21 Drew After, have you always been this way?

53:25 Yeah, ever since the first time I had sex, I've never been able to do that.

53:28 Stryker Never been able to come inside a girl.

53:30 Drew How about when you masturbate?

53:31 Yeah, I can when I masturbate, yeah.

53:33 Drew You can sustain an erection while you masturbate and you can ejaculate. You just can't do it when you're inside a woman.

53:39 Exactly, but when I masturbate, it's like my penis isn't like fully hard.

53:45 Drew Alright, and are you on medication?

53:47 Yeah.

53:47 Drew What are you taking?

53:48 ORAP and Adderall.

53:50 Drew Alright, well there's your problem.

53:53 What medication?

53:54 Drew Both of them.

53:55 Stryker Both of them, yeah.

53:57 Drew So the stimulants make it difficult sometimes to have an erection, so.

54:00 Well, I haven't been taking stimulants that long. This has been going on for about a year or two and I've been taking ORAP for probably about three or four years.

54:08 Drew So it must be the ORAP then.

54:09 Okay.

54:10 Drew So there you go. But that is a common side effect of medication, what you're describing.

54:14 Okay.

54:14 Adam All right. Stop the ORAP.

54:15 Drew Talk to your doctor about it. But are you, what are you, ADD? Is that your problem?

54:19 Stryker Yeah, and Tourette's.

54:21 Drew Okay.

54:21 Stryker Oh, come on, now let me hear it.

54:23 Drew What, how is your, is your Tourette's just tics and that kind of thing?

54:28 Stryker Huh?

54:29 Drew Is your Tourette's just tics or is it?

54:30 Stryker Son of a bitch!

54:31 Stryker It's not vocal tics.

54:32 Drew It's not vocal tics.

54:33 Stryker It's just motor tics.

54:34 Drew Yeah. And listen, talk to your doctor about this because you shouldn't have to suffer these kinds of side effects. They're important and you need to be able to live your life normally. Yeah. I'm a rapist.

54:45 Stryker Easy, Alex.

54:46 Stryker Wow.

54:47 Stryker Who said that?

54:47 Stryker I didn't say it.

54:49 Stryker Did he say that? He has Tourette's.

54:50 Stryker It's a sampler.

54:51 Stryker Yeah, exactly. Alright, let's take another call and then play a song from Phantom Planet.

54:57 Stryker Leah?

54:57 Stryker Genius.

54:58 Stryker Hey, what's up?

54:59 Stryker What's up? You're 19 on Loveline.

55:01 Stryker First of all, I was calling to say that K-Rock rocks because that guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

55:05 Adam Thank you.

55:05 Stryker Exactly.

55:07 Stryker For sure. And then I wanted to know if Jason would be my Valentine.

55:10 Adam Oh, well.

55:12 Stryker That's why they put me on the air. I guess K-Rock rocks wasn't enough.

55:15 Adam Look, you know, I got a little lady that I'm madly in love with, so I already got one.

55:19 Stryker You might have to settle for me, Leah.

55:22 Adam But Alex is.

55:23 Stryker Oh, for sure.

55:24 Adam Just ripped. And he would love to be your Valentine.

55:26 Stryker Yeah, holla back, youngin. You know what I'm saying?

55:30 Adam His ass is hella good.

55:32 Stryker Leah, you sound sweet as can be. We'll put you on hold and give you Sam's number, okay? And Alex's number, actually. Right on. Okay, thanks.

55:40 Drew Thank you. You guys are that easy, huh?

55:42 Stryker Well, yeah. I was actually going to promote our show at Aaron's Records on the 26th of February.

55:47 Stryker Hey, we're going to get to that stuff.

55:48 Drew So you're going to have her meet you there? Is that how it's going to work?

55:51 Stryker Well, yeah.

55:51 Drew I see.

55:52 Stryker All right, here's the plan.

55:53 Stryker We're going to play a song from Phantom Planet. After the song, we'll tell you where they're going to be playing, then we'll take more calls, and it's all good like that.

56:01 Drew You know what?

56:01 Adam This is crazy. Our song's about to get played on K-Record.

56:03 Stryker This is amazing.

56:04 Adam This is the moment we've been waiting for our whole lives.

56:06 Stryker Oh my god.

56:07 Adam Cool.

56:08 Stryker Well, I'm glad I'm part of it. Here you go, you guys, from the band Phantom Planet. I'm going to play track number one. It's also on the Orange County Stand track, I believe. This is called California. Good job, you guys. Sounded really good. That was California from Phantom Planet, and they're here in the studio, and the video is on MTV2 right now.

59:34 Stryker Yeah.

59:35 Stryker And Alex, you saw it today, didn't you?

59:36 Stryker I just saw it last night at 4 o'clock in the morning.

59:39 Drew Yes.

59:40 Stryker What are you doing up there, man? What was I doing up?

59:42 Stryker Yeah, what are we doing?

59:43 Drew Tivo, Tivo.

59:44 Stryker Yeah, Tivo, man. No, I just stay up really late.

59:47 Stryker Good, as do I. You guys are going to be playing at the USC campus on the 26th of February at 12 p.m. and then Aaron Records or something at 730.

59:55 Stryker Is that right? Yeah.

59:56 Stryker Is that all right? Then the 27th, you're playing the UCLA campus. Yeah, that's right. Then you're playing in Long Beach that same night at Fingerprints.

1:00:04 Stryker Whatever you say.

1:00:05 Stryker On the 27th. The 28th, you're playing Rhino Records. Hey, you're coming to Stryker's house on the 1st of March. Those tickets are free.

1:00:11 Stryker Stryker, that's not on the schedule, actually.

1:00:14 Stryker Whoops, I'm sorry.

1:00:16 Stryker That's okay.

1:00:17 Stryker March 5th, you're going to be up at ASU and then the 6th, you're going to Berkeley. Man, you guys are going all over the place.

1:00:21 Adam Yeah, the record comes out on 26th, so it's a big rock week.

1:00:24 Stryker Which is a Tuesday, by the way.

1:00:26 Adam Yeah, Tuesday.

1:00:27 Stryker So look for it then. 1-800-LOVE-191. Anything you want to say about the album before we move on?

1:00:32 Adam It's a good rock album. It's three guitars, drums, and some bass, and some good stuff. I hope you enjoy it.

1:00:39 Stryker And the first couple copies have a bonus disc that we just added for the people who buy the album early.

1:00:46 Adam Cool.

1:00:46 Stryker With new songs on it and stuff.

1:00:48 Adam And it's cheap.

1:00:49 Stryker I think they're also giving away some tickets to some show that we're playing in, I forgot where.

1:00:54 Stryker Secret Show.

1:00:54 Stryker Secret Show. Can't really announce that yet, but oops.

1:00:58 Stryker All right. Well, I'm sure we'll get to that. Or just go to their website. Kara?

1:01:01 Stryker Hello?

1:01:02 Stryker What's up? You're 20 and Loveline.

1:01:03 Stryker Yes. I'm here with my friend Jenna. Hello.

1:01:06 Stryker And since I'm just totally inept, I'm going to let her do the questions. I'm also quite nervous.

1:01:13 Stryker Wow, Jenna, English accent?

1:01:14 Stryker Yes, indeed.

1:01:15 Stryker Oh, it's so hot.

1:01:17 Adam Are you from Sussex?

1:01:18 Stryker Thank you.

1:01:19 Stryker No, I'm from Dartford.

1:01:22 Stryker Dartford is outside London.

1:01:23 Drew Okay.

1:01:24 Stryker I think that's all that matters, because people know what London is.

1:01:27 Drew Get to the question, woman.

1:01:28 Stryker Okay, sorry. We need some guy advice. Our friend Christine is extremely smel-o-ed. Smello.

1:01:38 Adam Smello is awesome.

1:01:39 Stryker Smello.

1:01:40 Stryker That's an English candy, right?

1:01:42 Drew Smitten with a fellow.

1:01:43 Stryker It's marshmallows and s'mores mixed together.

1:01:45 Stryker Your accent is so fake, by the way.

1:01:48 Stryker My accent is fake?

1:01:49 Adam No, it's so real, man.

1:01:51 Stryker Oh, really?

1:01:52 Stryker You like it, don't you?

1:01:53 Stryker See?

1:01:54 Stryker I just said it was real.

1:01:57 Stryker We need advice because she's really, really smitten with the Sello. We think he's unattainable, and we're really convinced, and once she figures it out, which will be fairly soon, she's going to be heartbroken. But we need to figure out what to do to help her get over such a thing, because we have this horrible feeling that she's going to let loose and become really uninhibited sexually and also...

1:02:18 Stryker Liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

1:02:21 Drew Follow through, follow through.

1:02:22 Stryker No, no, I can't take any more of that question. That accent is killing me, sorry guys. Yeah, it's the worst.

1:02:29 Drew Let's see if she can spit out the question, all right?

1:02:31 Stryker Kara?

1:02:33 Drew In a sentence, what is the question? In a sentence.

1:02:36 Stryker Again, go. Do you think a fellow is unattainable? And if so, what can we do to help our friend to get over such a thing?

1:02:42 Drew Who is the guy? This is the punchline.

1:02:45 Stryker I wouldn't do that, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it?

1:02:47 Adam Yeah, but that's the punchline here, so I've had enough of that.

1:02:49 Stryker Lizette?

1:02:50 Yeah.

1:02:50 Stryker What's up? You're 23.

1:02:51 Stryker Yeah. Go ahead.

1:02:53 Am I next?

1:02:54 Stryker Yeah.

1:02:54 Oh my God. Okay, cool. I'll try to keep from not shivering because I'm calling you from a payphone.

1:03:00 Stryker You okay?

1:03:01 Yeah, I'm fine. It's cool.

1:03:04 Stryker Ask away, please.

1:03:05 Go. Hello?

1:03:07 Stryker Yeah. The show is going down the tubes now. My first hour was good. I'm never going to get to do the show unless you're better, Lizette.

1:03:12 Stryker Go.

1:03:13 Okay. My name is Lizette and I'm 23. I'm calling from Santa Monica. My question is that I moved to California because I want to be a filmmaker. But basically, I ran away from home because I wasn't happy with my situation. I came to California thinking everything was going to change. But actually, things have not been worse but they haven't been different. They've just been the same only in a different location.

1:03:35 Drew What was the problem at home?

1:03:36 The problem at home was that my mom was an overbearing bee.

1:03:38 Drew Well, you're 23 years old. Why were you living at home?

1:03:41 Caller Because, let's see, I was going to a private school, a private university, and I couldn't afford housing. And then me and my mom got in a fight and I ended up moving into housing. And halfway through the semester, I dropped out. And the day my 21st birthday was junior, I just left home. I just ran away because there was a guy in California that I fell in love with. And once I got here, he was like, Oh, you thought we were going to be together, like now. So then he kind of dumped me and then I stayed because I wanted to be a filmmaker.

1:04:04 Stryker A co-corp.

1:04:05 Drew Thank you. Luzette, you don't sound like you're capable of managing your own life. You're 23. Yeah, I'm not kidding. You go from this sort of enmeshed, controlling environment where your parents are over-involved in your life to this sort of fantasy world where other people are going to take care of you. And if they can't, you're going to magically become something successful.

1:04:27 Caller Well, it wasn't the fact that I thought I was going to be successful at first. I came to California because I thought my life wouldn't be better.

1:04:33 Drew All right. Well, then start having a life. Get a job, get an apartment.

1:04:39 Caller Oh, don't talk to me about jobs. I've had like 10 different jobs since I've been out here. I mean, it's always been successful.

1:04:44 Stryker Hold on one sec. I know exactly what's going to happen to Luzette. You guys can back me up being from here. In about three weeks, she'll probably get a job. Maybe a crazy girl's dancing. She'll make good money. Then a man comes in. He's a producer, in quotes. Come to my casting couch. We're doing a movie next week. You'll get a thousand bucks. Porn. After that. Now she has money, but now she's going to be really loopy. Am I on the right path?

1:05:07 Stryker I hope not.

1:05:08 Drew She's not going to go. Because somebody actually could go down that path. When she arrived here, the guy wouldn't go, Oh, I didn't know you were actually going to stay with me.

1:05:14 Stryker Luzette?

1:05:15 Drew Yeah.

1:05:16 Stryker Was I right or no?

1:05:17 Caller No, you're totally wrong. That's not the aspect of the film that I want to be in. The only point is that I just can't see my whole thing. I can't seem to get a control of my life at all in any aspect, relationship, education, financially. And I don't want to go back home because I'm going to feel like a failure. And if I go back home, I'm going to end up marrying my ex-boyfriend and having a kid and living with my brother.

1:05:36 Stryker Oh my god, I'm going to hang myself, Luzette.

1:05:38 Caller Exactly.

1:05:40 Stryker Can I ask Jason a question, by the way?

1:05:42 Drew What?

1:05:42 Caller Can I ask Jason a question?

1:05:44 Adam Yeah.

1:05:45 Caller Okay. Is he like there now?

1:05:46 Drew Yeah.

1:05:46 Adam Yeah.

1:05:47 Caller Hey Jason, my name is Luzette. We actually met once.

1:05:49 Stryker He threw me a junkie.

1:05:51 Caller It landed in my eye, but you apologize.

1:05:53 Drew Landed in her eye.

1:05:53 Adam I'm sorry.

1:05:55 Drew She dropped the suit. Everything's going to be fine.

1:05:57 Caller This is the thing. I have a script that I want to sell. If you get the script called That Changes Everything by your manager over at UTA, don't throw it away. Okay.

1:06:05 Drew He can't read it, Luzette. He cannot read it.

1:06:09 Stryker That's the way these things work.

1:06:11 Drew He can't read it, right?

1:06:12 Stryker You can't read these things. Jason can't read it in general.

1:06:14 Drew No, but what happens if you read it, then it's the whole craziness, right?

1:06:19 Adam I don't know.

1:06:19 Stryker Oh my God, Luzette, you're not going to be a failure.

1:06:22 Adam I feel bad that I threw a thumbstick in her eye.

1:06:24 Drew Luzette needs to establish a life. She needs a home base. You need good friends. You need a stable job. You need a stable living environment. If you'd like then to get involved in some training, or maybe even one of those jobs could be starting as a gopher in a studio and really hustling and learning the things from the ground up.

1:06:43 Stryker If Season 3 comes around and it has the band, Luzette.

1:06:46 Drew She's in.

1:06:46 Stryker Call Dr. Drew. Right.

1:06:48 Drew Exactly. But she's missing the basics. She has no foundation. Work on the foundation. Then you'll have something to work from.

1:06:58 Stryker Hold on. I gotta go back to her real quick. Luzette?

1:07:01 Stryker Yeah? Are you okay?

1:07:03 Caller Well, this is basically the same thing my mom's telling me, but I mean...

1:07:06 Stryker Hold on. I'm just saying. Listen to what Drew said. Try to comprehend and quit thinking of your next ten sentences.

1:07:11 Adam How can she hear at the station right now if she's in a payphone?

1:07:14 Drew They hear it in the receiver. But I'm not your mom.

1:07:17 Caller I know you're not my mom. But try to hold a steady job. Every job that I've had has gone fired for some specific reason. Either I get a short, you know, I miss the part.

1:07:26 Drew Then there must be no stable jobs in Los Angeles and that magically everyone who gets a job gets fired very quickly. Or you've had some role to play in that and you ought to look very carefully at that.

1:07:36 Caller All I can say is that I'm very lucky I haven't died out here because I am, it's really lonely, but it seems like everybody in LA is like on cracker. They have like their own agenda. You know, it's really hard to keep friends out here. I'm from Miami, that's the whole thing.

1:07:48 Drew Lizette, you've got to get a foundation. You need a stable structure in your life. Or no one's going to hire you in any capacity because they're not going to trust that you can fulfill your job. Your life is not together right now.

1:08:02 Stryker Why don't you hire a Drew? You need an assistant, you're telling me?

1:08:05 Drew No?

1:08:05 Stryker Okay. All right, we've got to take another break. I'm Stryker, feebly attempting to host the next 40 minutes of Loveline along with Drew and Phantom Planet is here. More of those guys coming up next on Loveline.

1:08:54 Drew Anderson.

1:08:55 Stryker Got him. So Jimmy, we were playing at the Super Bowl party the other day. Live and direct. They're good. Who just asked me? Oh, you did. Drew said that. Drew, what do you care? He's good. Very good. Band at Arizona. All right. I'm Stryker in for Corolla. This is Loveline and Dr. Drew is here in the band Phantom Planet, Jason Schwartzman, Sam Farrar. Farrar.

1:09:16 Stryker And Alex Greenwald.

1:09:17 Stryker Alex Greenwald.

1:09:17 Stryker You can call me Alexander.

1:09:19 Stryker Is that a law firm?

1:09:20 Stryker Yes.

1:09:21 Stryker Alexander and-

1:09:22 Stryker My middle name is actually Slash.

1:09:24 Drew It is?

1:09:25 Stryker Yeah. But we won't get into that.

1:09:26 Stryker We'll get into that later a little bit.

1:09:28 Stryker We played a song- I actually made Drew laugh by the way. I don't know. That was awesome.

1:09:33 Stryker He rarely laughs by the way. We got him. Let's go to a Phantom Planet question here. Kelly.

1:09:39 Stryker Yes.

1:09:40 Stryker What's up? Welcome to Loveline.

1:09:41 Stryker Hi, Kelly.

1:09:42 Stryker Hi, Kelly. Hi. I had a relationship question for you guys. I'm dating a guy that's about your age. He's 23. He's a bartender. I've been seeing him for about six months now, and I just recently asked if we could spend more time together. We had been seeing each other about once a week going out. When I asked him if we could see each other more, he kind of backed off, and he kind of said that he was too busy with school and work and that he wasn't willing to give me more time. So I'm just wondering why after spending six months together, he wouldn't want to go further in the relationship.

1:10:25 Drew Because he doesn't want to.

1:10:27 Stryker Really?

1:10:28 Stryker Yeah. I mean, it's a strange age, I think. You don't know whether you want to be single or...

1:10:35 Stryker And there's always the B and B, the bigger and better.

1:10:37 Drew He has his reason. Thank God he was honest with you.

1:10:40 Stryker Yeah. I'm glad that he was honest.

1:10:42 Drew And maybe he will get to a point where he wants to have some more. He didn't say, I don't want to see you anymore.

1:10:46 Stryker Right. I'm getting to the point where I don't want to see him anymore.

1:10:48 Drew That's cool. That's good. That's a good... That's a healthy exchange. Totally healthy. He's told you where he is. You put your cards on the table and it may not work out. Much better than when you force yourselves into taking something neither of you, that one of you doesn't want, and end up six months later in the sort of quasi-relationship that's miserable for both of you.

1:11:07 Stryker Right.

1:11:08 Stryker Yeah, that's fine.

1:11:09 Stryker Well, thank you. And I also have a question for the Phantom Planet member that's not there. Is Jacques single?

1:11:16 Stryker Jacques is single.

1:11:18 Stryker He is single.

1:11:19 Drew Yes, yes. So, see, see.

1:11:20 Stryker I have a roommate that...

1:11:22 Drew Roommate. You're going to be free in a couple of weeks.

1:11:25 Stryker I am.

1:11:26 Stryker That's right. I'd be more than happy to date any of you. But she actually met, she's good friends with Melissa Joan Hart, and Melissa Joan Hart, I told her that she would be perfect for Jacques, and she just recently saw you guys play at the Rock Sea the other night.

1:11:41 Stryker Oh, wow.

1:11:42 Stryker That was a fun show.

1:11:43 Stryker She'd love to meet you, but...

1:11:45 Stryker Kelly.

1:11:45 Drew Well, where can they meet you?

1:11:46 Stryker Kelly, Kelly, how does your foot feel? You're dropping names.

1:11:49 Stryker I know, I know. She...

1:11:51 Stryker You know, Dustin Hoffman once told me...

1:11:54 Stryker Sorry, never done it.

1:11:55 Drew So, guys, where are they going to meet you?

1:11:57 Stryker I'll put her on hold. Yeah. Where can they find you?

1:11:59 Stryker We can... Well, let's meet up at, I don't know, say, Aaron's Records at 7.30, February 26th.

1:12:06 Stryker That's exactly what I'm talking about.

1:12:08 Stryker Kim. Kim?

1:12:11 Stryker Yeah? Hi, you're 15. Yeah. First off, I want to say, Phantom Planet, you're awesome. Thanks.

1:12:17 Adam Thank you very much.

1:12:18 Stryker And I just saw Flockers the other night, and that was a great movie.

1:12:21 Adam Thank you very much.

1:12:24 Stryker Okay, well, my situation is, like, for the past three years or so, my brother has been getting into marijuana and alcohol, and, like, he hasn't been able to get off of it.

1:12:40 Drew How old is he?

1:12:41 Stryker He's 19.

1:12:43 Drew And is there alcoholism in your family?

1:12:46 Stryker No, but we are both adopted.

1:12:49 Drew So there probably is.

1:12:50 Stryker Yeah, I mean, I've read some background on them, but, like...

1:12:54 Drew How could you say no and then say yes?

1:12:57 Stryker I don't know, I'm sorry.

1:12:58 Drew Let's be honest about this. He has an alcoholic biological parent.

1:13:01 Stryker Yeah.

1:13:02 Drew So he inherited the gene for this disease.

1:13:04 Stryker Yeah.

1:13:04 Drew It's starting to express itself.

1:13:06 Stryker Yep.

1:13:06 Drew You want to know what to do?

1:13:08 Stryker No, well, see, also, he has gotten in a lot of trouble with the law, like, he did some vandalism at some schools. He crashed into someone's wall drinking while driving. He's on three years' probation now, and, like, he has to, he goes into drug tests even though he smokes. He sometimes comes, he somehow comes out clean.

1:13:33 Drew Right. What's the question?

1:13:35 Stryker Like, he's also really abusive to me.

1:13:38 Stryker Physically?

1:13:40 Stryker Huh?

1:13:40 Drew Emotionally or physically? How does he abuse you?

1:13:43 Stryker Emotionally, because he'll call me fat or call me a bitch or something, and he's almost raped me before. He's tried several times.

1:13:51 Drew Wow. And why don't you call the cops when he does stuff like that? Yes.

1:13:54 Stryker I've called the cops, and they've just questioned me. They haven't done anything.

1:13:59 Drew And can you get away from him, live somewhere else?

1:14:01 Stryker I've lived with my friends for a while, and then I come home, and it's just even worse.

1:14:06 Drew This is home with your parents?

1:14:08 Stryker Yeah, with my parents.

1:14:09 Stryker Well, why aren't your parents doing anything about this?

1:14:13 Stryker Like, I'll tell them, but they don't believe me.

1:14:15 Stryker How can they not believe you if he's on drugs, he's been arrested, he's crashed the car into a house, and he's messed up schools?

1:14:22 Stryker I don't know. I mean, they know he smokes, and my mom even goes to the... She orders home drug tests and...

1:14:32 Drew All right, listen. You can't be his probation officer, you can't be his prison guard, but you can put a lock on your door. Put a nice big bolt lock or some sort of a barrel lock on your door.

1:14:46 Stryker Yeah, I have a deadbolt on my door.

1:14:47 Drew All right, deadbolt, and stay out of his crosshairs. Just stay the hell away from this guy. Get out of the house as much as you can, and stay away from this guy. Keep your environment very highly structured.

1:14:57 Stryker Okay, that's what I'm trying to do. And so far, it's been working, but there are times where it just all crashes down.

1:15:04 Drew The wall crashes down?

1:15:05 Stryker Yeah.

1:15:06 Drew Literally? Probably because you start...

1:15:08 Stryker Not literally, no.

1:15:10 Drew No, it's probably because you start sort of letting your guard down and being a little more comfortable and getting out in the open there where he can sort of get at you. Can't do that. You got to keep this guy...

1:15:19 Stryker Kim, stay out of the house as much as you can, and when you're in the house, go to your room and put the lock on there, okay?

1:15:26 Stryker Yeah, I do that.

1:15:27 Drew All right.

1:15:28 Stryker And also, Stryker, you used to be a DJ at KFMA here in Tucson, didn't you?

1:15:34 Stryker Yeah.

1:15:34 Stryker Hey, do you remember when a few years ago you DJed at Alice Vale? Yeah. I'm Kim. I kept asking you for your autograph like ten times.

1:15:44 Stryker Oh, yeah.

1:15:44 Stryker I remember you.

1:15:45 Stryker Do you? All right.

1:15:47 Who cares?

1:15:50 Stryker Oh, Kim, that wasn't me, Anderson. Kim, I'm sorry you're going through this.

1:15:55 Adam It's all right.

1:15:56 Stryker Good luck to you, though.

1:15:57 Stryker Okay. Thank you.

1:15:58 Adam Keep listening to music and having a good time.

1:16:00 Stryker Bye, Kim.

1:16:01 Stryker Bye.

1:16:02 Stryker Okay. Well, let's go to this one right here. Angie.

1:16:05 Stryker Yeah.

1:16:06 Stryker What's up? 20 on Loveline.

1:16:07 Stryker A really depressing call.

1:16:08 Stryker Yeah. Well, lighten us up a little.

1:16:10 Stryker Okay.

1:16:11 Stryker Woman.

1:16:11 Stryker All right.

1:16:12 Stryker So who's your...

1:16:13 Stryker Hi, Sam, Alex, and Jason.

1:16:16 Stryker Hi.

1:16:19 Stryker If you could be any superhero, who would it be?

1:16:21 Stryker Who?

1:16:23 Stryker Hello? Yeah.

1:16:26 Stryker I guess the odd silence wasn't a good thing.

1:16:27 Drew Sam has said Meltman.

1:16:30 Adam Forest Whitaker?

1:16:31 Stryker Oh, I was going to say that one.

1:16:35 Adam Uh, I would be, um, who would you be, Alex?

1:16:40 Stryker Elf?

1:16:41 Stryker No, dude, I'd be like Silver Surfer or something, dude. I'm from California, you know?

1:16:46 Adam Who would you be, Sam?

1:16:47 Stryker Ah, it's kind of cheesy, but I'd say Superman because he can fly, that's kind of cool.

1:16:50 Stryker Oh, and, um...

1:16:53 Adam Do you like that answer?

1:16:54 Stryker That's so cute, Sam, I can't stand it.

1:16:56 Adam Good answer. I, is there any, uh, maybe I would be, um...

1:17:00 Stryker Girls are smitten over you guys.

1:17:01 Adam Maybe I'd be Batman.

1:17:03 Stryker Batman. Kind of dark.

1:17:05 Drew Angie, what would be a good answer?

1:17:07 Stryker I was thinking Captain Planet because he wants to save, you know, the universe, and there's all those, like, five, the five groups.

1:17:14 Drew How about Aquaman?

1:17:15 Stryker I was going to say Aquaman also.

1:17:16 Stryker Aquaman is probably the most unimportant character.

1:17:19 Stryker He can only live in water.

1:17:20 Adam Who was the character that looked like a crazy rock?

1:17:22 Stryker Oh, that's The Thing.

1:17:23 Adam I might be The Thing. Really called The Thing.

1:17:25 Drew Part of Fantastic Four.

1:17:26 Stryker It's all gamma rays. It happened to the Hulk, too.

1:17:28 Drew The Hulk.

1:17:29 Stryker Oh, God, I'm a nerd.

1:17:30 Stryker Oh, my God.

1:17:31 Stryker And Thor.

1:17:32 Stryker I want to be Thor.

1:17:34 Caller Thor.

1:17:36 Stryker Oh, from Adventures in Babysitting.

1:17:37 Adam I want to be Enrique Iglesias.

1:17:39 Calling all nerds.

1:17:43 Stryker Anyway, I want to say it like I go to UCR and you guys filmed at UCR and that's probably like the coolest thing that's ever happened here.

1:17:50 Adam So awesome.

1:17:50 Stryker That was pretty cool. Anyways, I'll see you guys at Rhino Records. See you. Awesome.

1:17:54 Stryker All right.

1:17:55 Adam Take it, Angie.

1:17:55 Stryker All right.

1:17:56 Stryker Peace.

1:17:57 Stryker All right, Angie, sit down.

1:17:57 Stryker Peace. At the same time.

1:18:00 Stryker You guys have to make out now.

1:18:01 Stryker Let's see it.

1:18:04 Stryker Oh, my God. You guys are such good friends, aren't y'all? Yeah. That's cool. Quisty.

1:18:09 Stryker Hi.

1:18:10 Stryker Hi, you're 18 on Loveline.

1:18:11 Stryker Yeah. I just want to say I love Phantom Planet.

1:18:15 Stryker Yeah.

1:18:15 Stryker I'm really excited about the album coming out.

1:18:17 Stryker So are we.

1:18:18 Stryker Who's feeding you these lines?

1:18:19 Stryker What's that?

1:18:20 Drew I'm just kidding.

1:18:21 Stryker We got a lot of plants.

1:18:22 Stryker Yeah. Jason.

1:18:24 Drew Yeah.

1:18:24 Stryker I love you.

1:18:25 Drew Oh, thank you.

1:18:25 Stryker You're sexy, you're talented, and I get off to Rushmore sometimes.

1:18:29 Stryker Wow. Zoinks?

1:18:31 Stryker Yeah.

1:18:32 Stryker You and me both, baby. Come on, Alex.

1:18:35 Stryker Yeah.

1:18:35 Stryker I'm an 18-year-old virgin.

1:18:37 Stryker I'm waiting out for you guys.

1:18:39 Stryker What?

1:18:41 Stryker All right.

1:18:42 Stryker Yeah.

1:18:42 Stryker Do you have a question now?

1:18:44 Stryker Yeah.

1:18:44 Stryker They told me to think of something creative, so.

1:18:46 Drew No, no. Forget it. No, no.

1:18:48 Stryker I do have one though.

1:18:48 Drew I don't want any dreamed up questions.

1:18:50 Stryker Me neither. George.

1:18:53 Stryker Yeah.

1:18:53 Stryker From Hollywood, you're 23.

1:18:54 Stryker Yes.

1:18:55 Drew What's up? Turn that radio down.

1:18:58 Stryker Okay.

1:18:59 Stryker The Phantom Planet people are a little off.

1:19:01 Stryker You guys notice that? What's up?

1:19:03 Stryker Go ahead.

1:19:04 Drew The Phantom Planet followers.

1:19:05 Adam The Phantom Planet fans rule.

1:19:06 Stryker No, I'm not saying they don't rule. I'm just saying they're a little off, which is a good thing. I'm off.

1:19:10 Drew George, go. Yeah. George.

1:19:12 Stryker What?

1:19:13 Drew Go right ahead.

1:19:14 Stryker George.

1:19:14 Drew What's up, George?

1:19:15 Stryker Hey, what's up?

1:19:16 Stryker Hey. How you doing?

1:19:17 Stryker What's up, player?

1:19:18 Drew How you doing?

1:19:19 I'm doing very well tonight. I love the record. I just had one question. On one of the tracks, I think there's some really sweet saxophones.

1:19:28 Stryker I know this is Mark.

1:19:30 Some really sweet saxophones. I'm just wondering who's responsible for that.

1:19:33 Stryker It's you, Mark. You played saxophone on that song, dude.

1:19:37 Adam I don't know.

1:19:39 Stryker I'll see you later tonight, buddy.

1:19:40 Stryker You guys have more friends calling up. No, no. Sick test.

1:19:45 Stryker Good one, though, man. That was awesome.

1:19:47 Stryker Not only was he fake, but he was a horrible faker trying to get rid of it.

1:19:50 Stryker Reggie Cape.

1:19:53 Adam Next question.

1:19:54 Stryker I bet you know this person. Brittany, you're 16.

1:19:58 Adam What are you doing calling?

1:20:01 Stryker Well, I just wanted to say hey, guys.

1:20:03 Stryker Hey.

1:20:03 Stryker How are you doing?

1:20:04 Stryker I love you.

1:20:05 Stryker Awesome. All right.

1:20:07 Drew There we go. She has a question. Do you have a question?

1:20:11 Stryker Yes, I do.

1:20:12 Stryker Go ahead.

1:20:13 Stryker So my mom hasn't seen this guy. He's about 20 years older than she is. You'd think he'd be more mature, but they go in the room and they go in there and smoke pot. I don't feel okay with that going on in my house. So I was wondering if you could help me out to figure out what I should tell her to stop and stuff.

1:20:35 Drew She may not stop.

1:20:37 Stryker I know, but I just don't think it's right going on in the house. I'm not comfortable with that.

1:20:42 Drew Well, have you told her that?

1:20:44 Stryker I don't know how to.

1:20:46 Stryker Tell her. Sit her down alone away from that guy and tell her.

1:20:49 Stryker Okay.

1:20:49 Drew All right.

1:20:51 Stryker Tell her it bothers you. Your parents will listen to you.

1:20:54 Drew Yeah, I hope.

1:20:57 Stryker Okay.

1:20:57 Drew But what else are you going to do? You want to call the cops? You want to bust them? I mean, what are you going to do?

1:21:02 Stryker I don't know. I guess that's all I can do.

1:21:04 Drew She's living her life. She's an adult. You can certainly tell her how it makes you feel and start to try to stay with those feelings and try not to be...

1:21:13 Stryker Yeah, because this thing is really hypocritical to me.

1:21:16 Drew No, that's not going to go over good. What you're going to have to say is, hey, this is how I feel when I see you hurting yourself like that and I feel violated and I don't like my home being dealt with like that. Just your feelings about it. Not a lot of you messages, you're this, you're that, you're hypocritical. Just here's how I feel when this goes on in the house.

1:21:37 Stryker What you should do is sneak in the room when they're not there, steal the pot, sell it at school, make a little profit.

1:21:41 Drew As we said earlier, it's always bad when kids are parentalized.

1:21:43 Stryker Yeah, good plan, guys.

1:21:44 Stryker Thank you. Bye, Brittany.

1:21:45 Stryker Okay, bye, thanks.

1:21:47 Drew Go to some Alateen meetings, too. That would help you.

1:21:49 Stryker Alateen, she's never heard of it. Lyric 17, you're on Loveline.

1:21:52 Stryker Hi, guys. Hi.

1:21:53 Adam Hi.

1:21:54 Stryker I just want to say I love the new album.

1:21:55 Adam Thank you.

1:21:56 Stryker I have it, but...

1:21:57 Stryker How do you have it? It's not out yet.

1:21:59 Stryker My friend works at a radio station.

1:22:01 Stryker Interesting.

1:22:02 Stryker I saw you guys at the fan club show.

1:22:04 Drew Oh, cool. Thanks for coming. Were your parents hippies?

1:22:07 Stryker No.

1:22:08 Drew What do they got a name like Lyric?

1:22:11 Stryker Out of a book.

1:22:12 Stryker It's Melifluous, Dr. Drew.

1:22:14 Drew And they aren't hippies?

1:22:16 Stryker No.

1:22:17 Stryker All right.

1:22:18 Stryker So I actually have a problem with being a question. My best friend is a lesbian.

1:22:23 Drew Your best friend?

1:22:24 Stryker My best friend. And my boyfriend has always turned around, oh, I can't be like her, you know. What? He gets off on it, I guess, and...

1:22:34 Drew How old is your boyfriend?

1:22:35 Stryker He's 17 too.

1:22:37 Adam 17 going on three.

1:22:38 Drew Think about the way those on these guys.

1:22:40 Adam Yeah.

1:22:40 Drew Why can't you be a lesbian?

1:22:42 Adam Yeah.

1:22:42 Drew You're really a disappointment to me.

1:22:43 Stryker Well, recently, like I've always picked up on like vibes between them two. They've been kind of flirting.

1:22:51 Adam Wait, how could there be vibes if she's a lesbian?

1:22:53 Stryker We'll see.

1:22:54 Stryker Hold on. And so recently we all kind of pulled around.

1:22:57 Drew The three together.

1:22:58 Stryker Yeah.

1:22:58 Stryker And afterwards, she admitted that she thinks she's bisexual instead of lesbian, which I can understand.

1:23:04 Stryker Your boyfriend's good. That's why.

1:23:09 Drew You guys wanted to bet. This could be the call.

1:23:11 Stryker And so.

1:23:13 Stryker Larry, can you hold on a sec?

1:23:14 Stryker Yeah.

1:23:14 Drew Okay. Yeah.

1:23:16 Stryker Do we have time to do it right now or do we have to do it right now? Ah, Christ. All right, Larry, we're gonna put you on hold. We're gonna talk to you. We're gonna gamble in here and get out your wallet, you guys. We're gonna find out what's going on with her dad, you would say, or her mom. Play some dominoes.

1:23:27 Stryker I don't know. I don't know.

1:23:30 Stryker I was laying bones and then yelling dominoes. All right.

1:23:32 Stryker We'll find out what's going on with her.

1:23:33 Drew Thank you, your bet. Do it quick.

1:23:35 Stryker All right. Here we go. We're back. More Loveline after this.

1:23:38 Stryker Hello, this is your radio. Radio, Loveline will be right back.

1:24:25 Stryker Not yet, not yet, not yet.

1:24:26 Stryker I know, but they're going to fade out before that comes in. No, no, no. No, it's looped over.

1:24:29 Adam No, they're not, baby.

1:24:30 Stryker Here they go.

1:24:32 Adam We're going to bring it on.

1:24:39 Drew John's a good drummer from System.

1:24:42 Stryker John is a good drummer.

1:24:43 Stryker What's up, John?

1:24:44 It's Stryker.

1:24:45 Stryker And Dr. Drew at Loveline, and Adam Carolla will be back tomorrow. He's been in New Orleans. Phantom Planet is here. We have about 15 minutes left. Thank you guys for being here. 15 minutes? Hi. That's it. We're going to give the dates where you're going to be before you go. So if you guys are wondering where they're going to be, we will tell you. We were speaking to Lyric who has a boyfriend. Her best friend, though, a girl, is a lesbian. The boyfriend is now having feelings.

1:25:08 Drew No, no.

1:25:08 Stryker No?

1:25:09 Drew The boyfriend talked them into a threesome.

1:25:11 Stryker Right.

1:25:11 Drew Now the girlfriend thinks maybe she's not lesbian, but now Lyric thinks she is lesbian.

1:25:17 Stryker Right? Oh, I missed that part really? Yeah, I missed that part too. I think you're making this up.

1:25:21 Drew Check it out.

1:25:21 Stryker Okay. Now we're going to do a little gambling here.

1:25:26 Drew Let's clarify the story. Lyric?

1:25:29 Stryker Lyric?

1:25:29 Drew Is that the story?

1:25:30 Stryker No, I don't think I'm a lesbian.

1:25:32 Drew Didn't you say you were developing feelings for your girlfriend?

1:25:34 Stryker No, she's developing feelings for my boyfriend, and I think he's developing feelings for her.

1:25:39 Drew That's what I said.

1:25:41 Stryker That's what I thought too, Drew.

1:25:43 Drew Did you have a threesome?

1:25:44 Stryker No, we just fooled around. We didn't have a complete threesome.

1:25:49 Stryker You were experimenting.

1:25:51 Stryker Did all three tongues touch at once?

1:25:52 Stryker Yes. Yes.

1:25:54 Stryker Come on.

1:25:56 Adam All right, okay. All right, here we go.

1:25:58 Drew Well, I might sort of change my bedding impulse.

1:26:00 Stryker Yeah, I don't think we can gamble on her now.

1:26:02 Stryker Give me my dollar back.

1:26:03 Adam Wait, you guys forfeit, then I win all the money. Game over.

1:26:07 Stryker So what's your question then, Lyric?

1:26:09 Stryker I don't really know what to do with this situation. I've talked to both of them, but they both denied it. But I can still really tell that they have some type of feelings for each other because whenever we're all together, they flirt and basically ignore me.

1:26:27 Drew Well, that happens.

1:26:28 Stryker And there's an example of why not to have a threesome when in a relationship right there.

1:26:32 Drew The feelings come up that you don't expect and now there it is. Now they may be containing those feelings, right?

1:26:40 Stryker Or maybe right now while we're talking, they're doing you know what?

1:26:42 Drew I hope not.

1:26:43 Stryker Math. Come on. Homework. That's what he's trying to say.

1:26:47 Stryker He's drilling her in social studies.

1:26:48 Drew Oh, no. What does he want from us? What's the question?

1:26:53 Stryker The question?

1:26:54 Drew Yeah.

1:26:55 Stryker I'm just wondering if I should confront them both at the same time and...

1:26:59 Drew No, because I wouldn't do that, but I would talk to both of them. And really, the important thing is to clarify with your boyfriend what is going on in this relationship that you're having with him. Is it going to continue? Is he committed to it? Is this time to break up?

1:27:14 Stryker But how lucky is this guy?

1:27:16 Drew And let him know how his sort of carrying on has made you feel. Now, you've sort of created this situation for yourself by letting it go this far. This is a situation where boundaries are not being maintained or respected. And when that happens, S goes down.

1:27:33 Stryker And it's going down, all right Lyric? We're going to try to grab a couple more calls here.

1:27:36 Drew Good luck. Thanks.

1:27:37 Stryker Good luck.

1:27:38 Stryker Seventeen, were you guys getting involved in threesomes? You say yes, I'll kill you.

1:27:42 Stryker Yes, actually I'm fifteen. I experimented.

1:27:45 Drew Shut up.

1:27:47 Stryker Okay, I know, that's where we're going.

1:27:48 Stryker He's not kidding.

1:27:49 Stryker Kiana. Kiana?

1:27:51 Stryker Hello? Hi.

1:27:52 Stryker It's Kiana here.

1:27:53 Stryker You're nineteen.

1:27:54 Stryker Welcome to the love blog. I'm a surfer.

1:27:57 Stryker Yeah, I saw you guys playing Bakersville a couple of years ago at the gate with this band called the LeBex.

1:28:02 Stryker Oh yeah.

1:28:03 Stryker In the basement? No.

1:28:06 Stryker No, it's at the gate. It's like a convert church.

1:28:09 Adam Right, I remember.

1:28:10 Stryker Oh yeah, yeah.

1:28:10 Adam That's where you learn how to break dance.

1:28:12 Stryker That's right.

1:28:13 Stryker Yeah.

1:28:14 Stryker Okay, you got a question?

1:28:15 Stryker Yeah, I was wondering, like, lately I have this big obsession with going to the strip club in town, but I don't feel like I'm a lesbian, but like that's all I ever want to do is like go there. I mean, I don't even know what my own problem is.

1:28:31 Stryker Keanu, do you get the table dances?

1:28:34 Stryker No, I get lap dances.

1:28:36 Stryker Yeah, that's what I mean. And you're spending a lot of money?

1:28:38 Drew Yeah, you're a lesbian. Have you got a boyfriend?

1:28:40 Stryker No, I don't have a boyfriend.

1:28:42 Drew Have you ever had a boyfriend?

1:28:43 Stryker Yeah, I've had lots of boyfriends, but-

1:28:45 Stryker Do the girls hit on you that are doing your dances?

1:28:49 Stryker Not really. I mean, it doesn't seem to go like any farther than what they need to do. Because, you know, they're supposed to like turn you on or whatever, but-

1:29:00 Drew They're supposed to.

1:29:01 Stryker It's weird because I feel like, I don't know, I like going there and stuff, but it doesn't really turn me on.

1:29:06 Drew Why do you go?

1:29:09 Stryker You're a lesbian.

1:29:10 Drew Drew, what does it do for you then?

1:29:14 Stryker It's fun. It's entertainment.

1:29:16 Drew Entertainment.

1:29:17 Stryker Do they touch you at all when they're dancing?

1:29:19 Drew Are you trying not to do drugs or something?

1:29:25 Stryker I don't want to do drugs now.

1:29:26 Drew Right. You're trying not to do drugs, right? What's all that about? Are you in recovery or are you just trying not to do drugs?

1:29:33 Stryker I've never done any drugs.

1:29:35 Drew You've never done any drugs?

1:29:36 Stryker Never.

1:29:37 Drew Oh, well.

1:29:40 Stryker I want to know more about you going to the strip club and why aren't the girls hitting on you outside of the club?

1:29:44 Stryker Is she going by herself? Are you going by yourself?

1:29:48 Stryker Well, usually I try and take a guy friend along, but I've gone by myself a couple of times.

1:29:53 Drew How often do you end up going?

1:29:56 Stryker Seven days a week.

1:29:57 Stryker Well, no, usually a couple of days a week.

1:30:00 Stryker That's got to be expensive, isn't it?

1:30:02 Stryker Well, like there's one night that I get in free on, so.

1:30:07 Drew I just get, tell me more about your drug history. You've never done any drugs?

1:30:11 Stryker Never.

1:30:12 Drew And is there addiction in your family?

1:30:15 Stryker Yeah, my parents are both alcoholics. I'm not really sure if they've used drugs. I mean, I'm sure they've...

1:30:21 Drew Do you drink?

1:30:23 Stryker No, not really. I mean, occasionally.

1:30:26 Drew Have you ever had a problem with alcohol, some momentum with alcohol?

1:30:29 Stryker Like, a couple months ago, there was a week where I drunk pretty heavily because I was, like, really depressed.

1:30:35 Drew See, to me, this is just sort of typical addict behavior. This is what addicts do when they try to manage feelings. They go into these very highly arousing or thrilling situations or take drugs that activate that same part of the brain as a way of trying to deal. And it may not even be something that's particularly enjoyable, but if you're depressed or you're anxious or you have unpleasant issues you're coping with, you may compulsively do things like steal or drive fast or go to strip bars or act out sexually.

1:31:03 Stryker Instead of doing the drugs you're drinking you're saying, right?

1:31:05 Drew Yeah, it's all part of the same thing. And it sounds like that's what you're doing. Basically what people are looking for is kind of altering. They just want to go into sort of a transcendent state, almost like a trance state, to get relief, to get out of that. And you're not even experiencing any arousal out of this, but you still get that sort of transcendence, right?

1:31:25 Stryker Yeah, it's like an escape.

1:31:26 Drew Like a daydream kind of thing. And escape is the word that we usually most addicts talk about.

1:31:30 Stryker What do you think that she needs to do, Drew, to maybe... I mean, do you think you're addicted to going to the strip club?

1:31:35 Drew I'm not saying that. It's just that she's got... she's set up for this. She's not there yet. And it's a sign, to me, that you've got some very heavy feelings you're trying to manage, and you need to go do that in a more productive way.

1:31:46 Adam It's all coming from the same place.

1:31:47 Drew From the same place. You need to go get a therapist or, you know, as Adam would say, find Jesus Christ, do something more productive with your life right now that really gets you managing these things. You're a lesbian. Go see a psychiatrist, see a therapist, see a clergy. Seriously, some people will find a meaning with their religious community.

1:32:10 Stryker All right, Kiana?

1:32:11 Stryker All right, thanks a lot.

1:32:13 Drew You're not going to get anywhere getting lap dances. You're just going to keep sitting in there getting weirder and weirder kinds of lap dances.

1:32:18 Stryker I'll get somewhere.

1:32:19 Stryker Are you in the lap dances?

1:32:20 Stryker No, she's gone. All right, let's take one more quick one here. Amber? What's up? You're 14. Ask away real quick.

1:32:26 Stryker Okay, I have like this boyfriend who wants me to give him head, but I'm not willing to do it.

1:32:31 Drew How old is he?

1:32:32 Stryker He's also 14.

1:32:35 Stryker You don't need to do it. You're only 14. Wait it out a little bit.

1:32:38 Drew He doesn't deserve it.

1:32:40 Stryker Yeah, if he's getting it at 14, F him. Not literally.

1:32:45 Drew But then again, don't.

1:32:46 Stryker I know, but we've been going out for like about a year now.

1:32:51 Stryker Yeah.

1:32:51 Drew All right. That's cool. Good. It's nice that you're considering it. Don't do it.

1:32:55 Stryker I know, but it's just weird though.

1:32:58 Drew It'd be weird to do it?

1:32:59 Adam Yeah.

1:33:00 Drew Yes, it would be awful.

1:33:02 Stryker It kind of tastes like swordfish.

1:33:04 Stryker Oh.

1:33:06 Stryker I wouldn't know.

1:33:08 Adam All right.

1:33:09 Drew Thank you, Amber.

1:33:10 Stryker Wait, wait, wait.

1:33:10 Stryker I have one more question.

1:33:12 Stryker And there's like this guy who always comes after me, and he's like a stalker. And he always, always comes after me, and I'm like, just leave me alone, you know?

1:33:20 Drew How old is he, the stalker?

1:33:22 Stryker He's actually 15.

1:33:23 Drew Well, I would, you know.

1:33:24 Adam Older man.

1:33:25 Drew Tell people at school, tell authority, tell teachers. Take it seriously. I mean, stalking is not an okay behavior.

1:33:30 Stryker You never know where it's going. Go get a lap dance, you'll be fine. We're taking a quick break. More Loveline after this.

1:33:37 Stryker All right, guys, here's the deal. You looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:42 Stryker One call is all you need to make.

1:33:44 Stryker Call the Dateline.

1:33:45 Adam 877-889-DATE.

1:34:23 Stryker Yeah, we're back. It's Loveline, Stryker here, and about to wrap up with the guys that hung out here at Phantom Planet. Thank you for being here.

1:34:31 Stryker Thank you so much, Brad. We had so much fun. This is like a dream away.

1:34:34 Stryker Man, I'm glad I was part of it. Super quick, February 26th over at USC, and then Aaron Records that night at 7.30. Go see him at Aaron Records on the 27th, playing UCLA during the day, and then Fingerprints at Night out in Long Beach. 28th of February, Rhino Records, 5 p.m. And all this is available on our website.

1:34:50 Stryker phantomplanet.com, phantomplanetfamily.com as well.

1:34:52 Stryker What is it? We have two websites. Okay. Well, you guys got them. All right. So for Dr. Drew.

1:34:57 Adam Awesome.

1:34:57 Drew Thank you.

1:34:58 Stryker By the way, thanks for having me in Alaska a couple of nights. I felt a little below average in my head today.

1:35:03 Drew Tonight?

1:35:04 Stryker Yeah.

1:35:05 Adam I'm not feeling that good. You were great.

1:35:07 Drew Shouldn't have said anything. We never would have known.

1:35:08 Stryker You were great.

1:35:09 Stryker I want the giant stinky or you can go to the Super Bowl. Both great prizes, of course.

1:35:13 Stryker Thank you. Stryker.

1:35:14 Stryker Adam Corolla and Drew will be here tomorrow. So for Drew, I'm Stryker saying adios, muchacho.

1:35:19 Drew Wave my magic wand, pow, you're gay. In case it wasn't.

1:35:22 Stryker This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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