Episode 1000754886618

8:49 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

9:02 Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew.

9:06 Adam My mic plugged in somewhere different than I grew up.

9:09 Drew Yeah, that sounds good. Right in front of you.

9:12 No, I see it's plugged in there.

9:13 Is it usually plugged in there?

9:14 Drew Yeah.

9:15 The shows were like, cannot perform.

9:19 Voiceover I'm screwed up. I'm spinning. I might as well just give me acid and put me on a potter's wheel. I cannot focus on the show today. Dr. Drew, everyone, board-certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. We're very happy to welcome back to the show, Bad Religion.

9:39 Thank you. Thank you so much.

9:41 Adam Today, you're all in here. Bad Religion is a band that I've been here on K-Rock for many, many, many, many a year. Many, many, many. Many a year. Bad Religion is coming on 20 years now? 21. Wow.

10:00 Caller We just passed 20.

10:01 Adam Really? Oh, you're going that direction.

10:04 Caller Interesting.

10:04 Adam I thought you started at like 40. We're heading down. I would be right. Okay. But you, you A-holes have started at zero and are heading toward, heading toward like 30 or something, right? Yeah. Oh, that's great. Bad Religion is one of the smarter bands in rock and roll. And they've been in here a couple of times, although we have not seen the fellas in a, it's been a couple of years now. So welcome back.

10:31 Bad Religion We missed you dearly.

10:34 Thanks. Think about you daily.

10:36 Adam Yes. Dr. Drew and Nappy Head. What the hell is that Brillo guy name? The Process of Belief is the name of the new CD. It will be out January 22nd. Bad Religion is going to be playing at the Acoustic Christmas on Saturday. And I will definitely be looking forward to seeing them. We will hear something off the new CD and give out some tour dates, I'm guessing, and all that good stuff. When was the last tour? How long has it been?

11:07 Bad Religion We have not been on a stage since March of this year. That was in South America. And we haven't been on stage in North America for one year. Our last show here was November 7th of 2000.

11:24 Adam How's South America? How do they treat Bad Religion?

11:27 Bad Religion Oh, they love it. Basically, the Latin countries love Bad Religion because I think of the dominance of the Catholic Church in those countries. Right.

11:36 Adam So it's really...

11:37 Bad Religion They seem to like...

11:38 Adam They're making a statement.

11:39 Bad Religion I think so.

11:40 We were one of the first punk bands to play in South America as well. I think the Ramones were quite popular when we showed up there. And then we were one of the... I think we were the second band after the Ramones.

11:49 Adam And oh my God. Jesus. Is it... does it feel like 21 years? No.

11:56 Bad Religion No, because every year we... I don't know. Every year we seem to... Every time we put out a new record, it seems like the first time again. Right.

12:05 Adam And Drew, every time you renew your contract here, it's the same, right?

12:10 Drew First time.

12:10 Adam Drew, how long have you been on this show?

12:12 Drew 18 years.

12:13 Adam Jesus Christ.

12:15 I knew you looked familiar.

12:17 Adam See, the thing about a band that's been together for 21 years, that's cool. But a guy has been doing the same late night radio gig for 18 years.

12:24 Drew That's uncool.

12:24 Adam Yeah, that's very bad. It's tenacity.

12:26 No, it's just like, you guys seem like teenagers.

12:29 Bad Religion Yeah.

12:29 Your voices are like old.

12:32 Adam Wait till you see our scrotums.

12:34 Drew Wait a minute. I got something for you today.

12:40 Bad Religion That's disgusting.

12:40 Drew It's about what I want to do with my life.

12:42 Adam Oh.

12:42 Just what is it that you want to do?

12:43 Adam Drew loves this.

12:44 We want to be free.

12:46 We want to be free to do what we want to do.

12:49 And we want to get loaded.

12:50 Bad Religion And we want to have a good time.

12:51 And that's what we're going to do.

12:53 Bad Religion Oh, wait, baby. Let's go.

12:54 We want to do what we want.

12:55 We're going to have a good time.

12:56 Bad Religion We're going to have a party.

12:59 Adam That was like a drop from the beginning of the Mother Station out here, K-Rock. And I don't know, we don't want to get too nostalgic tonight. But I used to listen to Loveline for the years when I grew up in LA. And I listen to Bad Religion. And so it's kind of weird being the old new guy here.

13:19 Drew Yeah.

13:19 Adam All right, let's.

13:20 The old new guy.

13:22 Drew He's the new guy. The old guy amongst the old old guys.

13:25 Adam The medium old amongst the super old elite. Kimberly.

13:30 Yeah.

13:31 Adam You're 16, what's up?

13:34 Caller I've had three different sexual partners and I haven't been able to orgasm like. I think I might have been close, but I'm not sure.

13:44 Drew You're 16.

13:45 Caller Yeah.

13:46 Drew Well, first of all, that would be normal for a 16 year old, OK? It's rather unusual to find someone that can have an orgasm during intercourse at 16. What I'm concerned with is why three different guys already?

13:57 Adam Well, 16, that's not too bad.

13:59 Drew That's not too bad.

14:00 Adam But it's like one every 5.3 years.

14:04 Drew How 16 are you? When's your birthday?

14:06 Adam You know what I mean? That's not bad.

14:07 Caller I'll be 17 in February.

14:11 Drew Everything going OK?

14:12 Adam You stinking whore. I didn't say that.

14:15 Bad Religion Can you orgasm when you're alone?

14:17 Caller No.

14:19 Adam Did the guys do the oral sex thing?

14:21 Caller Yeah. And that isn't, like, it's not any better than sex.

14:27 Bad Religion Are you feeling really tense when you're intimate with someone?

14:31 Caller No.

14:31 Bad Religion Not relaxed?

14:33 Caller No. Not at all. Like, at first, the first time I have. But now I'm really comfortable.

14:40 Adam Have you been with one of these guys for a while?

14:43 Caller I've been with all of them for a really long time. And the guy that I'm with right now, who's gotten me closer than anything, has been my best friend for, like, three years. And we've been together for, like, almost seven months.

14:53 Drew Do you really care about him?

14:54 Caller Yeah.

14:55 Adam So, do you tell him that he's gotten you closer? Like, the other guys, they just...

14:59 Caller Yeah.

14:59 Adam They were, like, 25 percenters, but he's...

15:01 Caller He denied it, but...

15:02 Adam He's what?

15:02 Caller He denied it.

15:03 Bad Religion He denied that he gets you close?

15:05 Caller Yeah, he's like, you're just saying that to make me feel better, but...

15:08 Bad Religion You know, sometimes the problem can be, if you put too much emphasis on orgasm, then you actually...

15:15 Caller It's not that important to me. It's just I want to know if there's, like, something wrong, because I have a friend who has, like, a million times, you know, and I just feel like...

15:23 Bad Religion You just need to find your spot. You haven't found your spot yet.

15:27 Caller Yeah.

15:27 Drew And I think more over, you need to understand that there are some people that just do it a million times, have no problem with it. Women have a greater spectrum of responsiveness. Most are not finding their spot until they're 18, 20, 22.

15:39 Adam Oh, yes. Yeah, at least.

15:41 Caller Yeah.

15:41 Bad Religion I mean, Drew, you can back me up on this. A woman's sexual prime is much later than a teenage male, right?

15:46 Drew Much later.

15:47 Adam And in some, in women, like I said, it's all over the map. Guys are real consistent. I mean, how much does the average 16-year-old guy vary sexually? And how much does the average 16-year-old girl vary sexually? It's quite a bit. And I believe that some women just, you know, just essentially bogart the orgasms. They hoard. You know, Connie over here is having 75, and I got nothing. Give me one of those. They're like some sort of land barons or something, or slumlords or something. They hog all of the orgasms. And poor Kimberly. And the more Kimberly focuses on it, the farther away she's going to get from it.

16:25 Drew She can't do it by herself. It's not going to happen by the person. It's really not.

16:28 Adam Just relax.

16:29 Bad Religion It can if you find what to tell them.

16:31 Bad Religion This is my advice, though. Whatever you do, do not buy a vibrator, because you're having trouble. Right.

16:37 Adam Oh, ow.

16:38 Bad Religion And you resort to the vibrator, then what will end up happening is you get hooked on that thing, and then you'll never be able to do it with that one.

16:44 Adam It's taking the easy way out. It's like getting on the steroids or something, so it's just working out. You'll pay down the road. James?

16:52 Yes.

16:52 Adam You're 42?

16:53 Caller 42.

16:54 Adam 42?

16:55 Caller 42?

16:56 Caller 22.

16:57 Caller 22.

16:58 Adam 22. OK. The screen says 42. Oh, well, now I know why the screen says 42, by the way. It's by the way James pronounces his own age. That's right. All right.

17:09 Bad Religion If you're 42, James, why are you calling Loveline?

17:12 Caller No, 22.

17:13 Adam 22. On with Bad Religion. What's up? I don't know.

17:16 Caller How about, I've been married for two years, been on my wife for four, got a daughter. I, in every single night, I dream, well, practically, I'm in a couple of breaks in between, but pretty much every single night, I dream sexually about other women, other my wife. And I don't know why.

17:34 Drew Are you sexually active with your wife?

17:37 Caller You know, once a month, obviously not, but I would prefer, but...

17:40 Drew Once a month? What's going on?

17:44 Caller She just, she never wants to, I mean, she barely ever wants to have it.

17:47 Drew Is she, did you just have your child?

17:50 Well, she's three.

17:51 Drew Three. Is she on medication, your wife?

17:53 Caller Well, yeah. She's on antidepressants, three of them.

17:56 Drew All right. Well, that will shut her down pretty good.

17:58 Adam She's on three of them?

17:59 Drew Yeah. You got to talk to her doctor about this. That is not really an acceptable state to be in. It can really affect your relationship, man.

18:06 Caller You mean the once a month?

18:07 Drew Yeah, that's not... Oh, God.

18:08 Bad Religion I'm blessed with once a month.

18:10 Caller Nowadays, it used to be once every three. All right.

18:12 Adam Well, you talk to the doctor. I agree with Drew. Tell him you're going to need some rofies. Yeah.

18:18 Drew No, again, the medication really can shut women down terribly. They'll describe feeling sexless, like there's no sexual route. Sex doesn't even make sense to them, sort of an uncomfortable nuisance. And that's the biology they get in. It's more so than what women feel around you.

18:31 Adam I know. It's more just out and out fear.

18:33 Bad Religion It's like tying a shoe.

18:35 Bad Religion Is she on the antidepressants because of a postpartum depression?

18:39 Caller Just depression. She's pretty much been depressed all her life. And I didn't know that when I first got with her because she was like smoking so much pot. She was always happy.

18:46 Adam Right.

18:47 Caller And then when she quit smoking pot and had the kid.

18:49 Adam This is why you don't get pregnant at 17 and, you know, get married at 20, though, right?

18:54 Caller Well, she's 25.

18:55 Caller Oh, wow.

18:57 Caller She was 21 when I got with her.

18:59 Adam I see. And you were you were 17, 18?

19:03 Caller Wow.

19:04 Adam That sounds like good times.

19:07 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

19:07 Adam She been through a lot in her life?

19:09 Caller Yeah, a whole lot.

19:10 Adam She been through a whole lot?

19:11 Bad Religion Yeah.

19:13 Adam This is this going to be this going to be some work here, James. You know what I'm saying?

19:18 Drew But you signed on for active duty. You got a kid, you got a wife now. Yeah. This project is yours.

19:24 Bad Religion Yeah. Yeah.

19:25 Adam These I don't know how to convey it to the guys when they hook up with these. And I don't want to say that women who've been through a lot don't need to be loved and don't need relationships. But having the kids and getting married before the work has been done is is is is a trap that a lot of guys fall into. And it's 17, 18, 19. I mean, you're so ill prepared to deal with this. You've got somebody who's being an alcoholic dad, gave him a little abuse. They're kind of spinning around. They got depression problems and maybe some chemical imbalance. You pop out a couple of kids and get hooked up with them and then realize three years into the gig, hey, this person is it needs some serious work. Yeah, Drew? Yeah? We get paid the same? Yeah. Okay, thanks buddy.

20:17 Drew What, I have a seizure or something?

20:19 Adam You think your good looks is pulling us through radio? You just sit there like a ham?

20:23 Drew Again, you were off on a jag and here's what I heard.

20:28 Adam So let me tell you about high school football, Drew. All Central Valley.

20:32 First team, offense and defense. Let me tell you, there's no parade for the Corolla boy when he came off that sideline. But I played everything with the specialty team.

20:43 Drew Did your parents show up for any games?

20:44 Not one. Not one game did they show up to.

20:47 Adam And I'll tell you what, I still hate my dad for it, but at least that son of a bitch Alexis, you know why, because he's so pathetic.

20:53 He's so pathetic, Drew.

20:55 Adam If only someone had paid attention. Are you listening?

20:58 Caller Huh?

21:00 Adam There was a little reenactment of us on a plane.

21:02 Drew Oh yeah.

21:03 Adam Drew trying to study for his re-ups on his medical boards, me with a couple of high balls in me going off on a tangent.

21:11 Drew The part that you don't get that you can't really recreate here is that tirade going, I'm checked out, all of a sudden there's silence. It just all of a sudden stops. I become aware that the tone has changed. I look over and he'll have the lovey shades on, the glideshades over his eyes, feet up, out, tongue hanging out, take on.

21:30 Adam That's when the ambient kicks in and mixes with the Bloody Marys. But don't worry, I'm just recharging the batteries, Drew. I'll be back. Amber?

21:39 Yeah.

21:40 Adam You're 17?

21:41 Caller Yes.

21:41 Adam On with Bad Religion?

21:43 Caller Oh, yeah. I want to know what's up with no one giving my Bad Religion props. They're just calling for their own problems.

21:49 Bad Religion Thank you so much. It's good to know somebody is actually thinking out there.

21:53 Adam They're very selfish, our callers.

21:55 Bad Religion They're all putting their hands in their air like they just don't care.

21:58 Bad Religion We can't give back if people don't give to us.

22:02 Caller I love you guys so hard.

22:05 Bad Religion Thank you so much.

22:06 Caller Yeah. So yeah, I have a question for Brett.

22:09 Bad Religion Okay.

22:10 Caller Okay, Brett. So how were you able to stay productive, like in your drug days and stuff like that? And like, you know how some people like shut off to the world and some people can like just be like enlightened and stuff?

22:24 Bad Religion I was never productive during my drug days. My productive years always were in between when I was clean. And I'm just not one of those people who are productive or creative when they take drugs.

22:39 Bad Religion In fact, we would go a long time without even seeing Brett when he would basically go away for a number of years without really even keeping in contact.

22:49 Drew I'm not sure I've actually met that person that is actually genuinely more productive or more creative when they're on drugs.

22:54 Bad Religion Yeah. It may be a myth, but you know, I mean, we've all heard about the Jimi Hendrix and the Miles Davis who are quite creative on, you know, with their drug. But I'll tell you, during my period of using narcotics, I was very, very unproductive.

23:11 Drew Can we get high?

23:13 Adam What's that?

23:14 Caller Even like with acid and stuff?

23:17 Bad Religion Yeah. Even, you know, even before I crossed the line into addiction, whatever that means. But I think that, you know, there is a point when that happens. And I, it never really, you know, opened a door to creativity for me. I'm not saying that that doesn't happen for some people, but not for me. My experience is that my periods, when I've been clean and focused, I've been much more creative and productive.

23:44 Adam Hey, Amber, you ask like you're asking for a reason.

23:48 Caller Oh, yeah, cause, you know, I do, I dabble.

23:51 Adam That's what I figure.

23:52 Caller So yeah, I just want to know if like me being smart, you know, on the drugs would last or whatever.

23:58 Bad Religion You get to be smart. Not quite smart.

24:01 Drew There's tons of studies that show that people feel like they're smarter, believe they're more creative. And yet, when they ask people then to reassess what they've created off the drugs, they think it's crap, basically.

24:15 Adam Yeah, yeah, it's, I've been the same way. You write stuff down, it's ridiculous.

24:21 Caller Like that loss of inhibition, like, lets you like, like flow with your ideas.

24:26 Drew Yeah, but you're on drugs.

24:27 Adam Yeah, but this is like saying you're a better fighter when you're drunk. You're not more coordinated, you're not stronger, your reflex is better.

24:35 Drew You're less inhibited.

24:36 Adam You're less, yeah, a guy can hit you with a table leg and it's not gonna do as much damage because you're loaded and you're numb, but it doesn't make you into like a more skilled fighter. It just makes you more apt to fight and more accepting of it.

24:49 Bad Religion Yeah, you know, I think drugs can often be a social lubricant, you know, but it's not, you know, creating is something that takes, takes focus. It's a different, it's a different thing.

25:00 Drew Don't encourage Adam with that social lubricant, Tosh.

25:02 Adam Yeah. That would, that social lubricant is something I probably would have invented when I was high on mushrooms.

25:09 Bad Religion Sorry about that.

25:10 Adam When I get high on mushrooms, I would stare at the TV and I would see a lead press on nail commercial and I'd go, these chicks take long pieces of red plastic, man, like where their claws are and they stick them on to make them longer and to attract the males of their species and then the next commercial would be a monster truck commercial and they'd show the crowd going nuts and they'd be like, bigger trucks smashing smaller cars and the crowd goes wild, man, where are we living?

25:46 Bad Religion And the hours rolled by and the days went by and you went, oh, I gotta get out of here.

25:50 Adam Yeah.

25:53 Bad Religion Hallucinogenics do tend to make things seem profound.

25:55 Adam They, they, they do, yeah. You start calling, like, you stop, like, you stop calling your buddies rain, you start calling them evil presence.

26:03 Drew Angel of Death.

26:04 Adam You are an evil presence, dude. I cannot handle this. The worst is when you have some obnoxious, but when you start mixing drugs, like, you're getting really groovy on the mushrooms and some friend shows up all coked up. And he's, like, spazzing out and you're, like, whoa. Well, you know, there's a sharp contrast between the highs. That will not, that will not do. That will bum the high out.

26:25 Evil pot-smoking hand jobber.

26:27 Adam Who is that?

26:28 Bad Religion Who is that guy?

26:30 Adam Oh, Jimmy's chicken shed.

26:33 Caller It's blowing my throat.

26:38 Adam Hello? Marie?

26:39 Yes?

26:40 Adam You're 25?

26:41 Caller Yes, I am.

26:42 Adam What's up?

26:43 Caller I work in a restaurant. I'm a bartender.

26:45 Adam All right.

26:46 Caller My problem is that I work with a bartender on a weekly basis, whose roommate raped me two years ago. Now, he's stealing and I want to say something.

26:57 Drew Why don't you?

26:59 Caller I'm afraid of what his roommate has told him, of what is going to happen. His roommate also works for the company.

27:05 Adam The bartender stealing?

27:06 Caller Yes.

27:06 Adam Who's not the guy who raped you?

27:08 Caller No, his roommate.

27:09 Adam But his roommate.

27:10 Drew Did you get the guy who raped you?

27:11 Caller What do you mean, did I get him?

27:13 Drew Did you press charges?

27:14 Caller No, I didn't.

27:15 Drew How come?

27:17 Bad Religion And how come?

27:19 Caller I guess I was afraid. I mean, I stole him.

27:22 Adam Oh, okay. And the guy who's the bartender who's stealing, what kind of relationship do you have with him?

27:29 Caller I mean, we're semi-friends. I mean.

27:32 Drew So why, if you're just, just as Playdevil's advocate, the bartender is sort of some guy who works there. You just happen to observe him stealing. You don't have a great affection for where you work.

27:43 Caller Right.

27:44 Drew You're afraid of his roommate. Why are you contemplating reporting him?

27:48 Caller Because I don't want to get in trouble. How would you? I work with him on the same shift.

27:53 Adam Oh, so the register would come up short?

27:56 Caller Yeah, or something. I mean, he's not, well, yeah.

27:58 Drew Has it?

28:00 Caller Not in the past, but it's not necessarily stealing money. I mean, stealing other things as well.

28:04 Drew So no one would know.

28:05 Adam What's he stealing? Glosses, posters, whistle sticks, things like that.

28:09 How would he do big enough volume?

28:10 Drew How do you know?

28:11 Bad Religion Packets of sugar?

28:13 Caller I'm talking about liquor and beer.

28:14 Drew How would anyone know that you know?

28:17 Caller Because I'm working with him behind the bar, which is very small.

28:20 Adam Okay. And aren't bartenders supposed to steal, by the way?

28:24 Bad Religion I thought that was the rule that you sign on. Like you get some amount of free stuff.

28:29 Caller But the place I work at is backwards and it's very corporate.

28:32 Bad Religion I want to know why you're friendly with a guy who's roommates with a guy who raped you.

28:37 Caller I don't know. I can't understand.

28:39 Bad Religion That seems like a red flag for me.

28:42 Drew As well that, combined with the fact that she didn't go after this guy.

28:45 Caller Well, I was friendly with him before.

28:46 Drew But it suggests that victim is a role you're familiar with and people close to you have victimized you.

28:52 Caller Yeah.

28:52 Drew So what happened?

28:54 Caller I'm not sure. I don't know.

28:55 Adam What happened before though, like, you know, with your family?

28:59 Caller With my family?

29:00 Adam Yeah. I mean, were you ever victimized earlier?

29:02 Caller Not, not per se. Like, I was never, like, you know, molested or raped or anything.

29:06 Drew No one ever, no one ever hit you?

29:07 Caller I haven't, no. I mean, I didn't have a great family. Like, you know, my brother was a drug addict.

29:11 Drew And did he ever do anything?

29:12 Caller My mom tried to kill herself. But other than that, like, I mean, not me personally, I haven't been victimized.

29:18 Drew No one ever, no one ever raised a hand to you growing up?

29:20 Caller No.

29:21 Adam And does this bartender guy who's stealing know that his roommate did this to you?

29:27 Caller I mean, I haven't told him. I don't, what I'm worried about is what his roommate told him. You know, he probably told him, I don't know, the way he is, I think he probably told the bartender they work with it. I'm a whore and I slept with him.

29:39 Adam All right. Well, I sort of agree with, I think it's Greg who said, I don't know, what's in. I mean, if you're not going to press charges against this guy, I would just kind of turn my head the other way. I mean, why dig this whole thing up?

29:56 Drew I'm really concerned though about her judgment with whom she is close with, why she is so easily victimized and plays that role so well.

30:04 Adam Well, what happened with the rape? Was this a date rape?

30:07 Caller No, well, I was hanging out. I mean, I work in a restaurant. I was in Bumble Artender. We all went out after work. We drank a lot. And I ended up back at my friend's apartment. I didn't even really know his roommate that well. And, you know, everyone went to sleep and I sort of passed out. And when I woke up, I mean, he was raping me.

30:25 Adam And what did you do?

30:26 Caller I told him to stop. I told him I didn't want him to, you know, and he basically held me down and raped me.

30:34 Adam And could you scream? I mean, were you just too loaded?

30:37 Caller Yeah, I was really drunk.

30:39 Drew There were other people there, right?

30:40 Caller There were only him and his roommate at that point and everyone else had gone home.

30:44 Adam All right. I don't know. Like, I want to tell everyone, just bring everyone to justice. But on the other hand, I know it's kind of like unrealistic. Is there any part of you that wants to file this with the police?

30:55 Caller I mean, now it's been so long. I'm really just, I don't think. I'm afraid of what everyone else would say because I don't think. I mean, I think it's really going to be perceived as the fact that I was really drunk and, oh, big deal.

31:08 Drew Well, you're not going to get this guy this far out. There's no way. But you might be able to establish a pattern. So if someone else does step up.

31:15 Caller Right.

31:16 Adam Especially if there's already something on this guy's record of these kind of complaints.

31:20 Drew That's the point. And it also breaks this pattern that you seem to have of being a victim. Right.

31:26 Caller I think I've actually done a pretty good job of changing that by now.

31:28 Adam Yeah, but you know, you sound, I mean, maybe with the victimization stuff, but you sound angry. And like, how, you know, I don't think you're that concerned about this guy stealing, but it sounds like you sound angry.

31:41 Caller That's what I'm wondering. I'm wondering if I'm only concerned about him stealing.

31:44 Adam No, I don't think...

31:45 Caller Because his roommate raped me, you know?

31:46 Adam I think you're pissed off. I think you obviously are, because this guy's walking with, you know, 46 bucks every night. And who gives a rat's ass? You're getting people loaded and they're driving off the road for a living. So what do you care? You know what I mean? I mean, yeah, there's not that much. I mean, look, I wish I was a bartender back when, but there's not much nobility in it. Everyone steals and that's the name of the game. So focus, I mean, take some of that anger that you have toward this guy who's stealing and focus it toward the guy who really did the damage. And I say it would be a cathartic experience to go in and just report this. And then somewhere. Just go in and talk to somebody, ask them something. Look, it just happened a year ago. Here's what happened. What do you think? Can I file a complaint? What should I do?

32:27 Drew Got to be some earlier trauma. Got to be.

32:30 Adam All right. Well, you know how you know, by the way, and I know it sounds like we're piling on sometimes because stuff happens to people. Now, instead of focusing on the a-hole who did it, we start focusing on them and why it happened. But we know there's something going on because when people that grow up in a good environment and are healthy and strong emotionally, when someone jumps on them, they just start screaming bloody murder.

32:57 Drew They rip their nuts off.

32:58 Adam Well, you're drunk and you're passed out or whatever, but you don't freeze up. The victims freeze up, and that's what makes them victims, and that's what happened to them years ago.

33:09 Drew And then they don't do anything afterwards.

33:11 Adam And they don't do anything afterwards.

33:13 Bad Religion And now she's mad at his roommate because he's taken 46 cents worth of liquor every night.

33:17 Adam Right. She should report this. I'm sorry for what happened, but focus on the real crime here, not the focus on the felony, not the misdemeanor. Oh, okay, that's good, right?

33:29 Bad Religion Beautiful.

33:30 Adam Yeah, thanks, guys.

33:30 Bad Religion I was gonna say that. Thanks.

33:32 Adam I often have to coax that out of people in the room. Bad Religion here. Oh, we're gonna hear something off the new CD, right?

33:39 Bad Religion Thank you. Thanks for the being a gallery up there. It's great you guys got a live audience now.

33:44 Adam When we come back.

33:46 Bad Religion Thank you again.

34:18 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Bad Religion is our guest tonight.

34:26 Bad Religion It's great to be back.

34:27 Adam It's great to have you guys back.

34:29 Bad Religion Did I already mention that? I said that.

34:30 Adam The Process of Belief is the name of the new CD. It is out January 22nd. So not just yet, but be waiting. Brett and Greg and Jay are all here from the band. We're gonna hear something off the new CD in just a moment. I think what we'll do is we'll take a call and then play a song. 311 is in here tomorrow night and then Robert Downey Jr. and Anthony Kitas is going to be in here next week. So that ought to be interesting. And let's get to the phones and speak to Mike, who's 25. Mike.

35:09 Bad Religion Hey guys.

35:10 Bad Religion Hey Mike.

35:11 Bad Religion Let me first say hey Adam, Drew, you guys are great. I've followed you through four states now.

35:16 Bad Religion Huh?

35:17 Bad Religion I've called numerous times.

35:19 Bad Religion Wow.

35:19 Adam Thanks. What were those four states? Out of curiosity.

35:23 Bad Religion Minnesota, New Mexico, Texas, and now Colorado.

35:28 Bad Religion Wow.

35:28 Bad Religion Texas and Colorado. I get you guys on a 23-hour delay, but I used to when I had a radio.

35:37 Adam You had a radio?

35:38 Bad Religion Well, I had a radio and unfortunately it got taken away.

35:44 Adam Taken away?

35:46 Drew Who would take a guy's radio?

35:48 Bad Religion That was brutal.

35:48 Bad Religion Who would do that to a guy?

35:50 Bad Religion In this day and age. Come on.

35:52 Bad Religion That was one of my exes.

35:54 Bad Religion Oh, that'll do it. Now I understand.

35:56 Bad Religion They sell more of them. They're available for purchase.

36:00 Adam There's a place. It's got the name Radio Shack.

36:03 Drew Write in the name.

36:03 Bad Religion Write in the name.

36:04 Adam Write in the name.

36:04 Bad Religion You can't miss it. It's a Tandy corporation.

36:06 Bad Religion That'd be nice if I had money to go buy a radio.

36:08 Adam Right. No.

36:09 Drew You must have lots of trouble with relationships, Mike. One of your exes rips you off and you're still calling about another one tonight and you've called Loveline multiple times. It's a bad sign.

36:19 Bad Religion I listen to you guys all the time and you always give good advice.

36:22 Drew What's going on?

36:24 Bad Religion Well, lay down the base story. I was dating a girl for three years. We moved from Texas to Colorado to go to truck driving school together. We met this individual, this other girl up here. My girlfriend was a bi-curious and we got into the relationship with the other girl. We had a live-in threesome going.

36:46 Drew Those always work out.

36:50 Adam Same thing with me in truck driving school.

36:53 Drew What did you say, Mike?

36:54 Adam Yours didn't work though, right?

36:56 Bad Religion Well, no.

36:57 Drew But they always do.

36:58 Adam Well, but listen, Ray. I mean, I was just yelling at my buddy Ray. That's why. Drew, you condemn not only truckers, but people who live. You don't like truckers.

37:11 Drew I condemn people that think that.

37:13 Adam You want your good ship cross-country, but you don't want to know how it got there. That's what I'm saying about you. But here's the deal. Do you think it's the people who are living in these threesome relationships or is it the threesome relationship?

37:27 Drew It's both.

37:28 Adam I would contend that if me and you and any member of Bad Religion decided to really get together and have a good threesome relationship, we could pull it off.

37:37 Bad Religion Yeah, but for only one night.

37:39 Drew No way.

37:39 Adam That's what I'm saying.

37:39 Bad Religion And then it's over. You can't continue it. It's not an ongoing thing.

37:43 Adam Well, it...

37:45 Bad Religion You want to hear my slant on this? You see, the problem is that most people who invite a partner into bed with them do it to fix their relationship, and they do it when their relationship is on the rocks, thinking, oh, this will add some spice. That's exactly the wrong time to do it.

37:59 Adam And they're chaotic people in the first place.

38:01 Bad Religion It's only those with the strongest possible relationship that can...

38:05 Adam That can withstand this.

38:06 Bad Religion That can withstand something like that.

38:07 Adam That's why we need to do this.

38:09 Bad Religion Not, you know, a couple going to trucking school together. Without a radio.

38:12 Bad Religion Well, we thought that we were good.

38:15 Drew That's another problem. Each one thinks we're the ones. And the fact that they want the threesome sort of suggests they're not. It's circular.

38:24 Bad Religion Well, we were all in love with each other.

38:27 Drew Very much in love.

38:28 Bad Religion Oh, yes. I've never heard that one before. I have.

38:30 Drew They always work out.

38:31 Adam All right. So, well, listen, listen, Drew, come down over there. So, you had your threesome...

38:35 Drew I wanted to find my righteous indignation again. Can we give you a break?

38:38 Adam I know. But now you got to lose it because it's bothering me.

38:40 Bad Religion Can we hear some of the lascivious details?

38:42 Bad Religion Yeah, what happened?

38:44 Bad Religion I'll send you the videotapes.

38:45 Bad Religion No, we don't need to see it. Just tell us.

38:48 Adam Well, I'll close your eyes and picture a couple of gals in trucking school.

38:52 Bad Religion I'm thinking cut-off shorts.

38:53 Bad Religion With a guy with no radio.

38:55 Bad Religion Merle Haggard tank top.

38:57 Adam I'm picturing, like, a fishing hat fashioned out of bud cans.

39:04 Bad Religion I'm thinking a mechanical bull.

39:06 Adam And when she gets angry, she starts reaching for a tobacco to throw it at you.

39:10 Bad Religion You guys, not all truckers are like that, okay?

39:12 Adam No, that's true.

39:13 Bad Religion Knock it off.

39:15 Bad Religion No, no, no. The one girl was one of the, she worked for the truck driving school and we met her there.

39:20 Adam See?

39:21 Bad Religion Was she a lot lizard?

39:22 Bad Religion No, she was actually very beautiful.

39:25 Bad Religion She was a teacher.

39:27 Bad Religion Well, not really. She set up the pilot. I started to feel that I was losing both of them to each other.

39:35 Bad Religion Right, right.

39:36 Bad Religion And I got frustrated and I have one of those anger problems and I hit a wall, broke my finger.

39:42 Bad Religion Right.

39:44 Bad Religion And then... This always worked out. Well, because I was always taught never to hit a woman.

39:50 Adam Right.

39:51 Bad Religion Smart move. I didn't hit my fiancé at the time. I turned around and hit the wall.

39:55 Adam Right.

39:56 Bad Religion Not a good idea.

39:57 Adam Right. Broke your finger and that was the one you used to activate the turn indicator. So you were thrown out of truck school.

40:04 Bad Religion And got oil spotted by the two girls because it was all over and they left you behind.

40:08 Adam Fast forward, radio gone, hand in a cast, on the doll.

40:11 Bad Religion They moved out to the one sister's place and a week later after I broke my hand, my fiancé, who I just asked to marry me, you know.

40:23 Adam All right. Mike, let me just jump in here for a second. Do you have any kids?

40:29 Bad Religion No.

40:30 Adam Good. Good. Okay. Here's what I want to say about you, Mike.

40:32 Bad Religion There was a kid involved, though.

40:33 Adam Okay. But not, not, not of your loins? No. Okay. Fine. So here's what I think we can all agree on this, Mike. You're 25 years old. You have no kids. You're not married to any of these crazy hillbillies. You have and it sounds like an intelligent guy who sort of, there's something sort of articulate or interesting about Mike for a guy. Look, put it this way.

40:59 Bad Religion Well, he's called you four times. He's very interested in helping himself.

41:03 Adam Well, but what I'm saying is, if you read Mike's resume, you would expect a different sounding guy.

41:09 Bad Religion Yeah.

41:10 Adam You know what I mean? Like one of the guys who played the banjo from Deliverance or something like that.

41:14 Bad Religion Mike is interested in self-improvement.

41:16 Adam Mike truly is. Mike, you got a good mind and you're not strung out on drugs. We don't think. Right?

41:22 Bad Religion Really?

41:23 Adam Not really?

41:24 Bad Religion I use pot every now and then.

41:25 Adam Okay. But you're not strung out on a substance per se. You don't have a bunch of illegitimate kids. You don't have a bunch of axes. You don't owe anyone money. You're not wanted by the police. Right? No. Okay. It's time for you to sort of focus a little bit here. Stop getting caught up with these chaotic women. Stop living in the past. Do something about the anger. Find your niche in life. Think about what you want to do. Your mind works fine. Once you go to school, study for something, get a career and move ahead in life.

41:51 Bad Religion You sound like my fiancée.

41:53 Adam Oh, you got one now? Or is this the old one?

41:55 Bad Religion I let the ex-fans.

41:56 Adam Listen, screw her. She's in the past. You got a lot of anger in you. She's with the instructor.

42:03 Bad Religion My question was, I'm stuck here a thousand miles away from my family and I'm not a suicidal person, but occasionally that handful of time I'll be in kind of looks good.

42:17 Drew Adam, will you not tell people they sound good ever again, please?

42:20 Adam Sorry.

42:21 Drew You really are pissing me off.

42:23 Caller All right.

42:24 Adam No, he sounds like his mind works okay.

42:27 Bad Religion Until that last statement, I agreed with you.

42:30 Bad Religion Well, this was, I mean, three-year relationship, everything I've known, everything I've lived for.

42:35 Drew Whoa, whoa, whoa.

42:36 Caller He's depressed.

42:37 Drew Yeah, of course.

42:38 Adam These two were nut jobs, Mike. You're not that stupid. I don't think you're that stupid. I just think you're depressed and you got to do something about that.

42:46 Bad Religion Well, that's because I have a decent job here in Colorado, but my thought, and I have this problem that I run away from my problems, my thought is that maybe I should just kind of vanish off the face of the earth for a while.

43:04 Drew That is a thought that comes from profound biological disturbance of your brain. We call that depression. And the quality of that thought is a sort of expression of how bad that situation is, how much you're affected by your depression, by your biology. So let's go get that taken care of.

43:21 Adam Give me somewhere to call or something. Maybe you should get off the pot.

43:24 Drew Give me the resource book.

43:26 Adam Does this mean I got to move?

43:27 Drew Yeah.

43:28 Adam Can he, can he, why don't you talk to him during the break? We'll play a Bad Religion song. Okay, let's do that.

43:34 Drew You still have to lean forward.

43:35 Adam I know, but let me just throw it to the song and then I'll get the thing. Oh, you want to go to break, Anderson? Yeah, we can't squeeze a Bad Religion song. Let's just play like the first ten seconds of the song and we'll fade out and go to break. That works. Yeah, that's good.

43:48 Caller All right, let's try it.

43:49 Bad Religion Thank you very much.

43:50 Adam That was great. Can we hear? All right, we're past break.

43:54 Bad Religion Make sure you don't lose the guy on the phone. I'm a little more worried about him than the Bad Religion song.

43:59 Adam Good angle, good angle. That's going to move some product. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back with the concerned Bad Religion after this. Hey, everybody, Loveline. Bad Religion in here tonight, 311 in here tomorrow night. Greg and Brett and Jay are all here from the band. We're going to hear something off the new CD. I think we should just hear it now, right?

45:05 Drew Yeah, you can keep rambling and we'll miss this hour.

45:08 Adam Thank you. It's a possibility. The Process of Belief is the name of the new CD, out the 22nd of January, and this one is called Sorrow. Love that Bad Religion.

48:31 Bad Religion Thank you, guys.

48:32 Adam That was a great song.

48:33 Bad Religion You guys are too kind.

48:34 Adam Really enjoyed that.

48:35 Bad Religion We're steeped in old timey.

48:37 Adam Yeah, that was real nice. Nice guitar work there, Brad. That was you playing.

48:42 Bad Religion That was me.

48:43 Adam Fantastic. You know what I like about that song? Never heard it before, enjoyed the hell out of it first time around.

48:48 Bad Religion Thank you, sir.

48:49 Adam Hard to say that about a lot of songs.

48:50 Bad Religion You have discriminating taste.

48:52 Bad Religion I can see you are a man of taste.

48:54 Adam Yeah, that was nice. Bad Religion, everybody. The Process of Belief is the name of the CD out on the 22nd of January and I am going to see them at the Acoustic Christmas on Saturday and be real happy. How many songs do you think you will do?

49:10 Bad Religion In a half an hour?

49:14 Adam So old and new and everything in between?

49:17 Bad Religion Yeah, we will be playing that one and we will be playing some of the old favorites.

49:21 Bad Religion We just want to basically let everybody know that the record is coming out and thank K-Rock too. They are playing the damn thing. Can you believe it?

49:30 Adam Yeah, well they should. I will be real happy to see you guys Saturday night. David?

49:35 Caller Hi.

49:36 Adam You are 16?

49:37 Caller Yes, this is I am.

49:38 Adam What's up?

49:39 Caller I just wanted to say hi to Bad Religion. You guys are absolutely my favorite band in the whole world.

49:44 Bad Religion Thanks a lot. Thanks for calling.

49:46 Caller Yeah, Greg, you are just absolutely brilliant, like comparable to John Lennon or Jimmy.

49:52 Drew Nice.

49:52 Bad Religion Well, thank you very much.

49:54 Drew That's how he thinks of himself, interestingly.

49:57 Bad Religion I was just bragging about that when we were at break. You did?

49:59 Drew You mentioned it.

50:00 Caller Yeah.

50:01 Adam He called himself John Hendricks, actually.

50:04 Caller Brett is just awesome too. Thanks for getting back together.

50:08 Bad Religion Yeah, we are happy too.

50:09 Caller I wanted to ask you guys like two questions. What do you guys feel about what's going on in Afghanistan right now? What the United States is doing?

50:18 Bad Religion Is that number one?

50:19 Caller Yeah. The other one was just could you explain the song Seize? I just think it's amazing.

50:25 Bad Religion All right. Well, luckily we just got back from a promo tour of Europe where we were asked this question virtually every day for a week. We've been kind of silent on the issue because it's a pretty serious topic to talk about. And we are a band. We're not political leaders. But we do sing a lot about social issues. And basically, we are not pro-war. We don't believe in war. We suggest that you avoid war at all costs.

51:02 Drew I'm against it.

51:03 Bad Religion Dropping bombs on people is not what we're all about.

51:08 Adam However, to be fair to us, we do kill a lot of our own people with the bombs.

51:15 Bad Religion And it's also hard to say. It's really, you know, the thing is so fresh and new. And we get so little information from over there. You know, we hear the same news every day. We pounded Kabul. You know, one thing I think that we can say with certainty from the stance of bad religion is that as a result of this war on terrorism, that many of our civil liberties may be in danger. And I think it's important for young people in bands and watchdog organizations to make sure that our civil liberties are protected in this time of crisis.

51:51 Adam The thing that happens to me with these in the time of wars, I start incorporating some of the language into my everyday conversation. Like I got a stronghold, which is my garage, you know, and you just, these things like stronghold, you know, the Taliban stronghold, you just hear about it every day. And you hear about the theater and you hear about sorties.

52:14 Bad Religion And your opposition, Bunker Busters.

52:16 Adam Right.

52:17 Bad Religion Your roommate becomes your opposition.

52:18 Adam Right, right. And you go, I'm going to do a sortie down to the Circle K. You guys need anything?

52:24 Caller You just start like working, working in the lingo.

52:26 Adam That's really my favorite part.

52:28 Bad Religion That's true.

52:28 Adam David?

52:29 Caller Yeah.

52:29 Adam So that's an important part of what's going on over there. Do you have a second question for the guys?

52:34 Caller Yeah. Just for Greg, on The Gray Race, you write a Cs. I just think it's an absolutely fantastic song. I spent literally hours not doing my homework, analyzing that song. And I just want to know what you think, what you're trying to convey.

52:54 Bad Religion Well, that song, it's an interesting contrast because it seems to be almost nihilistic in saying everything must cease. But somewhere in that seemingly negative statement, it's surrounded by a bunch of hopeful elements. Because basically I believe that even though we live in a closed universe and we live in a place that I don't believe in spirituality in the sense that it's projected to us from some higher deity, I don't think that's meaningless or hopeless. I think in fact it gives us the option to look for meaning in the world we have here.

53:36 Drew That's what I like about Greg and Bad Religion. If any other band gets asked that question, it's whatever you think means to you.

53:40 Adam Whatever it means to you, man. I don't know. I was pretty jacked when I wrote it.

53:45 Bad Religion Well, it still comes down to interpretation. The best thing about music in general is that the listeners get to interpret it the way they want.

53:55 Adam Yeah. If you think about it, it wasn't them who broke up with this girl that you're writing about. It wasn't them who got fired from this job or had their dad kick off or something. So why not just take whatever the energy of the song is and translate it into whatever their life is? Yeah.

54:12 Drew But at least Greg has some meaning in this song. You know what I'm saying?

54:15 Adam Yeah.

54:15 Drew Why not the people writing it also have something that they put into it of their own?

54:19 Adam Right. Like what I did with, I remember Ferre Jacques all those years ago. I turned it into my own family structure. Pain and work that, twisted that around.

54:28 Drew Sure, Le Pont d'Avignon was yours too.

54:31 Adam Had no idea it was about a French cook. What the hell is that? What's that song about? We'll be right back. Vive la France. We'll take ourselves a little break. Bad Religion is our guest tonight and we'll be back with them after this.

54:49 Bad Religion Alright guys, here's the deal.

54:51 Bad Religion Looking to hook up?

54:52 Caller Call the Dateline.

54:53 Bad Religion Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

54:54 Caller Call the Dateline.

54:55 Caller One call is all you need to make. 1-877-889 DATE You know what I'm saying, I'm there.

55:04 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

55:49 Adam Hey, folks, Loveline. I'm Adam. That is Dr. Drew over there. Brett, Greg, and Jay are all here from Bad Religion. Process of Belief is the name of the CD, out on the 22nd of January, and we'll hear another cut off of that CD sometime in this 11 o'clock hour, 311 in here tomorrow night. And is 311 playing the Acoustic Christmas too? Yes. Sort of makes sense.

56:17 Bad Religion They're not playing the same night as us.

56:19 Adam Oh, they're playing Sunday night.

56:20 Bad Religion They're playing the second night.

56:21 Adam Well, they're a good band to see live too.

56:22 Caller Not a bunch of good guys.

56:24 Adam Yeah, good guys. So we'll look forward to them Sunday night. All right. Let's take some calls and start off with Andrew who's 15. Andrew.

56:32 Bad Religion Hey, what's going on?

56:33 Adam Hey.

56:34 Bad Religion Hey, Andrew. Hi. I have a really strange birth defect. I was born with a third leg. It's not a complete third leg, but it's got like the foot and the toes and everything, and it's sort of coming off from the pelvis, and I was wondering if this could be passed on if I were to have a child.

56:59 Adam Well, it'll be a different leg.

57:02 Drew No, he actually wants to pass this leg on to us.

57:04 Adam That's what I'm saying.

57:07 Bad Religion It can't be passed on.

57:10 Adam Wait a second now. How long is this leg?

57:13 Bad Religion It's like, it's not the size of a normal leg, though.

57:16 Bad Religion Right.

57:16 Adam How long is it?

57:17 Bad Religion It's about the size of my femur.

57:21 Drew To your knee.

57:21 Adam It's a pretty good size, though.

57:23 Bad Religion It's like 18 inches.

57:25 Bad Religion Yeah. I mean, it's not like a whole entire leg.

57:28 Adam Oh, I know.

57:29 Bad Religion Hold on a second. Does it go straight out the side or just down the side?

57:32 Bad Religion I have hardly any control over it.

57:34 Adam Yeah. There's no balls hanging under it, is there? Because I know what that is.

57:39 Bad Religion It's almost like it's not... It's like I can't control it at all.

57:43 Adam Right.

57:44 Bad Religion But does it kick out on its own and curl the toes up on its own?

57:47 Bad Religion Sometimes it'll sort of twitch, but that's about it.

57:50 Drew Do you feel it?

57:51 Bad Religion Yeah. Like, I can't...

57:53 Adam You think it's possessed?

57:54 Bad Religion I don't have control over it.

57:56 Drew You can feel it, but you don't have...

57:57 Adam Hold on a second. Hold on, Drew.

57:59 Drew Stop it.

57:59 Adam The band is falling apart here. Well, wait a minute. Wouldn't this thing... If this was a legitimate call, wouldn't this thing be removed at birth?

58:05 Drew Well, that's why I want to find out why it hasn't been removed.

58:07 Adam Drew, why aren't you laughing?

58:08 Drew No, because I'm listening. I'm still taking this in.

58:11 Adam Doesn't this sound like a bogus call to you?

58:13 Drew No, it doesn't.

58:13 Caller No?

58:13 Adam Have you seen that?

58:14 Bad Religion You would never call you tripod.

58:16 Drew You name the defect. It's happened.

58:18 Adam I know, but this guy is 15 years old. It wasn't born in the 1800s. I mean, this thing would be removed early on. Let's ask.

58:26 Drew Maybe that's something about the way it's been.

58:27 Adam Even my cheap parents would have popped for the removal of my third leg.

58:31 Bad Religion Well, yeah, you have to see it when you're born and grow.

58:33 Adam Do you have parents? Right. What? Why wasn't this removed?

58:36 Bad Religion Do you live with your parents? My mother couldn't afford it. She really didn't even have the money for it.

58:43 Drew How about now?

58:44 Bad Religion Now she passed away. Well.

58:46 Drew No, you.

58:47 Adam How about it? She can't afford the removal, but she can afford three shoes?

58:51 Bad Religion No, I'm living with my aunt right now.

58:54 Drew What did she die of?

58:55 Bad Religion What?

58:56 Drew What did she die of?

58:57 Bad Religion What did she drive?

58:58 Drew Your mom died. What did she die of?

59:00 Bad Religion Oh, she died of cancer.

59:02 Drew Okay.

59:02 Bad Religion She was a smoker.

59:03 Drew And where's your dad?

59:04 Bad Religion My dad is in North Idaho.

59:06 Drew And he's not in your life anymore?

59:08 Bad Religion No.

59:09 Drew How come?

59:10 Bad Religion He moved away when I was really young.

59:12 Drew How come?

59:14 Bad Religion I don't know. I guess he said he didn't like the city. Like he's more of like, you know, the country type of person.

59:20 Drew Yeah, I think I like the beach. I think I'm gonna leave my family behind too.

59:22 Adam Yeah.

59:23 Bad Religion You know, he was always, you know, living out in the middle of nowhere.

59:27 Bad Religion So your main concern is if you can pass this on to the next generation.

59:32 Drew No, I don't know of any specific genetics.

59:34 Bad Religion There's no way you can pass this on.

59:35 Drew Although strangely, do you smoke a lot of pot?

59:37 Bad Religion No, I don't.

59:39 Bad Religion No, him.

59:39 Drew Him and your dad.

59:41 Adam Oh, you're him.

59:41 Drew Yeah, him and your dad. Because I've heard of some interesting orthopedic, weird orthopedic birth defects in sons of heavy pot-smoking dads.

59:50 Adam They smoke a lot of weed, your dad?

59:51 Bad Religion Did you hear that in Reefer Madness?

59:53 Drew No, it was reported in a medical journal.

59:54 Bad Religion Really? It's interesting.

59:56 Bad Religion But developmental traits like this normally aren't passed on to the next generation.

1:00:01 Drew This is not a part of a bigger syndrome.

1:00:03 Bad Religion No, this was some...

1:00:05 Adam Andrew, you can't smoke weed because you can't get high and look at a third leg. You just go out of your mind. I get high and look at a zit and go insane.

1:00:13 Bad Religion So Andrew...

1:00:15 Adam Oh, wait a minute. Where is this thing coming from?

1:00:17 Bad Religion My pelvis on the left side.

1:00:19 Adam Pelvis, left side.

1:00:20 Drew Why don't you have it removed?

1:00:22 Bad Religion Right now, it's like...

1:00:24 Adam And get thrown off the soccer team?

1:00:26 Bad Religion We don't have the money for it.

1:00:27 Drew Go to the county hospital, LAUSC. You're in Torrance. Go to the county hospital. Or go to the harbor.

1:00:34 Adam You shouldn't be able to wear pants.

1:00:35 Drew Yeah, how do you wear clothing?

1:00:37 Bad Religion My aunt is a really good seamstress, and she's able to make special pants for me.

1:00:44 Adam And... Okay, wait a minute. We got to compete.

1:00:47 Bad Religion You should go to Harbor Medical Center or USC.

1:00:49 Bad Religion Can we just take a vote?

1:00:50 Adam Just get it.

1:00:51 Bad Religion We have five guys in here. How many think this is a real call, and how many think this is a fake call?

1:00:55 Caller It doesn't matter.

1:00:56 Adam I think it's a bogus call.

1:00:58 Bad Religion Dr. Drew's the responsible party here.

1:01:00 Adam I think you can't. But Drew is on board with it. But let's at least agree on this. It can no way be as big as his femur. I mean, because from your knee to your hip, even on a regular size 15-year-old kid, that's 16, 14, 16 inches easily.

1:01:17 Bad Religion Even as an infant, do you wear a shoe on it? The doctor would have immediately noticed it as when he was born, and it would have been removed, wouldn't it?

1:01:27 Adam Yes, it would have, and it wouldn't have been about money.

1:01:29 Caller I mean, that kind of stuff has to come off, period.

1:01:33 Adam Yeah, absolutely.

1:01:36 Bad Religion Where were you born?

1:01:37 Bad Religion Yeah, maybe he was born in another country. Where were you born?

1:01:40 Bad Religion I was born in Carson.

1:01:42 Adam That explains it. Riverside, Carson and Bakersfield don't have any procedures.

1:01:49 Bad Religion I really don't know the whole story behind it.

1:01:51 Drew Does he seem like somebody, Adam, hang on a second, who's processing, trying to one-up us and thinking, No, no, no. He's telling you what's on his mind.

1:01:59 Adam I understand that his story is sort of checking out.

1:02:02 Drew It's just pooms is what it is.

1:02:04 Adam I can't, Andrew, let me just describe the leg one more time. Is it really?

1:02:11 Drew How does your hip work?

1:02:13 Bad Religion My hip is kind of like funny, like it's kind of like sort of lopsided a little bit.

1:02:19 Drew Is it sort of folded over at one point and then this other leg comes off?

1:02:23 Bad Religion A little bit, like towards the left a little bit.

1:02:27 Adam But he was saying the leg had movement in it.

1:02:30 Bad Religion Andrew, have you resigned yourself to just accept this and you're not going to get it, I mean, do you want to get it fixed or removed? Because it seems the only thing that's on your mind right now, you're 15 years old and you're worried about reproducing. Isn't there a more immediate concern of getting the thing taken care of?

1:02:50 Drew So there might be an opportunity to pass your jeans on?

1:02:53 Adam It's going to be hard getting laid with that thing.

1:02:54 Drew That's what I'm saying, if he wants to pass those jeans along.

1:02:57 Bad Religion Right. I'm mostly staying at home, I'm homeschooled, everything's done at home.

1:03:02 Drew Because of this deformity?

1:03:04 Bad Religion Yeah. I don't know, I just feel so sad.

1:03:06 Bad Religion Well, then what are you?

1:03:07 Bad Religion I'm so sad, Andrew. If this is a real call, it's very sad.

1:03:11 Bad Religion I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

1:03:14 Bad Religion You're supposed to get it removed.

1:03:15 Bad Religion I don't even know my options, how am I going to pay for it?

1:03:17 Bad Religion I will tell you your options.

1:03:19 Adam Now he's sounding like he is. What about this? I know this sounds radical. How about, instead of removing the leg, we add a third arm. Just to kind of add some symmetry.

1:03:27 Bad Religion On the other side.

1:03:29 Bad Religion That is an expensive operation you're talking about.

1:03:32 Adam Andrew, I just don't believe you.

1:03:34 Bad Religion The third leg is like, it's...

1:03:36 Adam Okay, let me just ask a few questions about this third leg. In inches, how long is it?

1:03:42 Bad Religion Okay, hold on a second. I actually have a ruler, hold on.

1:03:46 Caller Oh my god.

1:03:48 Adam When you're home schooled, you got all your equipment right there in the bedroom.

1:03:51 Bad Religion Compass, ruler.

1:03:53 Adam There's lockers right there in the entry hall.

1:03:58 Drew Your aunt's teaching you?

1:04:00 Bad Religion Eleven and a half inches from the pelvis area to the foot.

1:04:06 Adam To the toe. And how many toes does it have?

1:04:08 Bad Religion It has normal. No, wait.

1:04:11 Bad Religion All right, he's lying.

1:04:12 Caller You gotta check this out.

1:04:14 Bad Religion Wait, come on.

1:04:15 Bad Religion Wait, man.

1:04:15 Bad Religion You're 15, you've had this thing on your body your entire life and you don't know how many toes are on it?

1:04:20 Bad Religion Wait, something about toes, what'd you say?

1:04:22 Adam Oh, how many toes?

1:04:24 Liar whore, liar whore, and you know it.

1:04:27 Adam How many toes?

1:04:28 Bad Religion It doesn't have all the amount that my normal foot feeds.

1:04:31 Adam How many?

1:04:31 Bad Religion That's four.

1:04:32 Adam Four.

1:04:33 Drew How many does your normal feet have?

1:04:34 Bad Religion Five.

1:04:35 Adam And how, like if you get a pedicure, a regular price? And so four toes and a heel and an arch and an ankle?

1:04:46 Bad Religion No, it's really kind of deformed.

1:04:48 Bad Religion Andrew, can I ask you a question? Do you wear a shoe on it?

1:04:51 Bad Religion No, I don't.

1:04:52 Adam No, and can it be tucked down? I mean, can you move it wherever you need to move it?

1:04:58 Bad Religion No, I have to practically, like, grab it and push it towards my...

1:05:02 Bad Religion It fights you back? Does it kick you?

1:05:05 Adam No. But it has movement on its own independent to you?

1:05:08 Bad Religion Um, a very slight amount. Like, it'll... I can make it go out a little bit, but that's about it.

1:05:14 Adam So if, like, you were signaling for a turn or something on a moped?

1:05:18 Bad Religion Yeah, sort of, but not quite.

1:05:20 Bad Religion That's not possible. Okay.

1:05:22 Bad Religion This is the thing, Andrew. This is the thing. If you're... If you're pull... If you're pulling our leg, then you deserve to be laughed at, you know? But if it's a real call, then this is very sad, and then I'll feel terrible for laughing.

1:05:37 Bad Religion All right.

1:05:38 Bad Religion So I'm really in a quandary here.

1:05:39 Adam We need to take it as a serious call and say that you must present yourself to a to a university.

1:05:46 Bad Religion Yeah.

1:05:48 Adam And they'll take care of it. They'll probably be very interested in it. And you can talk to say so. He's in Torrance.

1:05:56 Drew Harbor General.

1:05:56 Adam Go to Harbor General. Just to have your aunt or your mom or whoever drive you down there and let him. But I just I can't believe that Drew, what a doctor, this guy was born in 1986 for Christ's sake. In 1986, is a hospital going to let the guy go home and never follow up with it?

1:06:14 Bad Religion It's Carson we're talking about.

1:06:16 Adam That is true. You're right. I forgot about that.

1:06:18 Bad Religion Carson General.

1:06:19 Adam That's right. That's right. They still got, there was like some bleeding.

1:06:23 Bad Religion The large animal clinic is right in the Sherwood facility.

1:06:26 Drew Hawaiian Gardens is next door. They want to run away to that garden spot.

1:06:30 Adam Wouldn't you, if you moved from out of state and you just moved to Hawaiian Gardens side unseen, do you think you'd have a legitimate lawsuit against that city? Your Honor, when I read Hawaiian Gardens, I thought I was moving into some sort of tropical utopia and it's nothing but industrial parks and gunfire. I would sue. I think you could sue the planners of the city and make some money. All right, Cody?

1:06:58 Yeah.

1:06:58 Adam You're 19?

1:06:59 Caller Yeah. Adam, Drew, you guys are gods. I love you. I listen to you every night for about three years.

1:07:05 Adam Thank you. How many legs?

1:07:07 Caller I have two. All righty. Adam, my girlfriend gets jealous about how much me and my guitar player talk about you. We talk about you every day.

1:07:15 Adam Thanks. What's the name of the band?

1:07:17 Caller We actually knocked off your name, Sprew, but we're actually coming up with a different name called Mediocre Presidents.

1:07:25 Adam All right.

1:07:25 Drew Didn't we have a-

1:07:26 Adam I like Sprew.

1:07:26 Drew What was the name we had?

1:07:27 Bad Religion Sprew's got a ring to it.

1:07:30 Drew Celiac Sprew would be good.

1:07:32 Adam Hate Plow is a name I've been tossing around for a band. I think would be a good edgy sounding band.

1:07:37 Bad Religion That's cool.

1:07:38 Drew How about Sprew? Sprew Plow.

1:07:39 Caller We're going to be more punk like Bad Religion.

1:07:42 Bad Religion How about Aspirin Feast?

1:07:43 Bad Religion Cool.

1:07:44 Caller That's a good name. I hadn't thought of that one.

1:07:46 Bad Religion Particularly good if you're noisy.

1:07:48 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:07:49 Adam So you have a question?

1:07:50 Caller Yeah. Actually, I hate to say it, but I made up my question to talk to Bad Religion.

1:07:54 Adam Here they are.

1:07:54 Caller All right. Mr. Brett, you're incredible. Me and my friend Bobby, we talk about you all the time. He thinks you're God.

1:08:01 Bad Religion Well, I assure you I'm not.

1:08:03 Caller I hope you aren't.

1:08:03 Bad Religion He's demigod.

1:08:05 Adam Yeah.

1:08:06 Caller In the Flat Earth Society, the chorus, it says, the bright ship humanity is sailing far away.

1:08:13 Bad Religion Yeah.

1:08:13 Caller What were you referring to in that?

1:08:15 Bad Religion I can't remember. It's whatever you mean. Yeah. It was mankind's progress kind of moving forward mindlessly and without deliberation.

1:08:29 Caller Okay. I just want to know because in one of my songs that I'm writing, I quote that right there and I just wanted to get my bearings straight on that.

1:08:38 Bad Religion Yeah. It seems like sometimes we indulge in technology for technology sake and progress isn't really progress and that's what it's getting at.

1:08:47 Adam Like when you get interviewed and people want to know what your mindset was when you're ripping off bad religion, you can tell them.

1:08:52 Caller Yeah, exactly.

1:08:53 Bad Religion And you just wanted to clear, basically.

1:08:55 Bad Religion He said it was okay on the radio, I haven't written.

1:08:58 Caller Yeah, that and I was also wondering in I Want to Conquer the World where it says, is your fecundity a tremor or a treasure?

1:09:05 Bad Religion Right.

1:09:06 Caller Me and my friends looked up fecundity and isn't it the same as fertility?

1:09:10 Bad Religion Yeah.

1:09:11 Caller Could you have just used fertility or did you use fecundity for big word sakes?

1:09:15 Bad Religion I used it because I liked the I like the phonic.

1:09:17 Drew The narration, yeah.

1:09:19 Bad Religion I like the phonic quality. It had more of a in it.

1:09:22 Caller Oh yeah, we think it's great. We think everything you do is great.

1:09:25 Adam All right guys.

1:09:26 Caller I just want to say thanks for all the inspiration you've given us.

1:09:29 Bad Religion Thanks for being so supportive.

1:09:31 Caller All right.

1:09:31 Adam Ghost Brew.

1:09:32 Bad Religion Thanks a lot.

1:09:32 Adam All right. I want to, we're going to hear another Bad Religion song. Drew, read the box with the song title in it. And what does that mean? Tell him not to hang up after.

1:09:44 Drew I think he was talking about where we were talking about here.

1:09:47 Bad Religion Oh, the guy with the leg?

1:09:48 Drew The guy with the leg, yeah.

1:09:49 Adam Really? All right. Well, we screwed that because we hung up, right? Okay. We can go back. Well, let's all, let's make a little comeback with some more Bad Religion. What? This song is called The Defense. There you go, Bad Religion.

1:13:55 Thank you, thank you.

1:13:56 Bad Religion Thank you very much.

1:13:59 Bad Religion Thank you.

1:14:00 Adam Brent and Greg headed out to the car to hear the song over the radio, to hear how the compression went.

1:14:05 Bad Religion Get out of the car.

1:14:06 Bad Religion Unacceptable.

1:14:07 Adam How did it sound, guys?

1:14:08 Bad Religion Pretty good, really good out there.

1:14:09 Bad Religion Yeah, pretty good, see?

1:14:10 Bad Religion Well, we got... Pretty good. It's because we got a rental car, and, you know, rent-a-car stereos are not very good.

1:14:15 Adam Yeah, right.

1:14:16 Bad Religion But it sounded really great coming off of the K-Rock compressors.

1:14:21 Adam Yeah, no, a different...

1:14:22 See? See?

1:14:24 Adam See, I... It sounded great in here, but the band was explaining about compression and how that changes.

1:14:31 Bad Religion These are killer studio speakers in here. Right. You know, 99% of the people who hear that song are going to be listening on those crappy car stereos, so... The goal, when you're making a record, is to make it sound great on the crappiest speakers you can find.

1:14:45 Adam Right.

1:14:46 Bad Religion And if it sounds good on those, it's going to sound great in here.

1:14:48 Drew Interesting.

1:14:50 Adam And so, when stuff gets put out over the air, it gets compressed?

1:14:54 Bad Religion Yeah, they add top and bottom in compressing.

1:14:57 Adam And is it different for different radio stations?

1:14:59 Bad Religion Yeah. Definitely. Most of the radio stations, if they're not a class act like K-Rock, they have some schmoe who doesn't even know how to set the compressors to make it sound good. Sorry.

1:15:11 Bad Religion We're really sorry.

1:15:13 Bad Religion Wow. No, no.

1:15:14 Bad Religion That is a professional name. It's a schmoe.

1:15:19 Adam Oh, schmoe.

1:15:20 Bad Religion That's what you call the guy who adjusts your compressor.

1:15:23 Drew Key grip schmoe.

1:15:24 Bad Religion SMO.

1:15:26 Adam Oh, I see. I thought it was a derogatory.

1:15:28 Bad Religion Wait, wait.

1:15:28 Drew Do that again.

1:15:28 Bad Religion No, no, no.

1:15:29 Bad Religion It's not derogatory. No.

1:15:30 Drew This is the schmoe. The schmoe is offering.

1:15:32 Bad Religion I heard that.

1:15:32 Drew Go talk at him.

1:15:33 Bad Religion Yeah.

1:15:33 Drew Yeah, the schmoe is doing it.

1:15:35 Bad Religion He's in there working.

1:15:36 Bad Religion Schmoe is a very desirable job position.

1:15:42 Bad Religion We're going to talk to Ethan.

1:15:44 Drew When we get back.

1:15:45 Adam Oh, we're going to come back?

1:15:46 Drew Yeah.

1:15:46 Adam All right, everyone. I'm going to ace Rockolla.

1:15:52 Drew I'm going to talk to Schmoe when we get out of here.

1:15:53 Adam Well, we'll beat the Schmoe after this.

1:16:01 Caller Um, back in a minute.

1:16:32 Adam No bad religion in the studio tonight. In the house. In the hissy. Over here. 311 in here tomorrow night.

1:16:40 Drew And Schmo needs to get the mic.

1:16:43 Adam Schmo, Schmo, Schmo, Schmo.

1:16:47 Bad Religion Check the Schmo.

1:16:48 Adam We will get back to the phones and speak to Alex who has a question for Bad Religion. Alex?

1:16:55 Drew Hello?

1:16:55 Adam Hello.

1:16:56 Bad Religion Hello.

1:16:56 Caller Hi, Alex.

1:16:57 Bad Religion Thanks for waiting, Alex.

1:16:59 Caller No problem.

1:17:00 I'm really excited to talk to you guys.

1:17:02 Bad Religion You're one of my favorite bands of all time, I'd have to say.

1:17:04 Bad Religion Well, we're excited to talk to you.

1:17:05 Adam Thank you.

1:17:07 Bad Religion First question, would you guys influence it all by Frank Zappa? Because I noticed that since Bobby Shear left the band, and is it Brooks Wackerman?

1:17:17 Bad Religion Yeah.

1:17:18 Chad Wackerman's little brother.

1:17:20 Bad Religion Yeah, very good. Very observant.

1:17:22 Bad Religion Well, I read that on your guy's website.

1:17:25 Bad Religion Okay. Well, that's still observant.

1:17:27 Bad Religion Well, yeah. My brother's actually a drummer. We're both...

1:17:30 Bad Religion So what's the question?

1:17:33 Bad Religion You know, Brooks is a great drummer from a great family of drummers.

1:17:37 Bad Religion He asked if we were influenced by Zappa. No.

1:17:40 Bad Religion Oh, right. Not really in Bad Religion, although I really love Frank Zappa. I wouldn't say that he served as an influence in our music.

1:17:48 Oh, yeah?

1:17:49 Adam You're saying he's a beard and half, a pretty profound impact on the band?

1:17:53 Bad Religion Not much.

1:17:54 Adam No?

1:17:56 A little bit.

1:17:56 Adam Whatever.

1:17:57 Bad Religion I was really hoping that.

1:17:58 Bad Religion Is this testing?

1:17:59 Bad Religion Can we get the Shmo in here to work on Jay's microphone?

1:18:01 Caller I need a Shmo. Hello.

1:18:03 Bad Religion Jay's microphone has some distortion.

1:18:05 Adam Hello. Alex?

1:18:06 Bad Religion That's better. That's better.

1:18:07 Adam Any other questions?

1:18:08 Bad Religion Yeah. I was wondering, like, songs like Leave Mine to Me and I think On the Promised Land, you guys kind of use this kind of like relativistic kind of, I don't know, language. I was wondering if you guys really buy into that sort of...

1:18:21 Bad Religion Well, what's a relativistic?

1:18:22 Bad Religion He means cultural relativism. I assume.

1:18:25 Bad Religion Yeah.

1:18:26 Bad Religion I am not a cultural relativist at all. I believe there's a single truth to the way things happened and a single truth to the way things are. And it's science's job to try and figure out the truth.

1:18:38 Adam What is cultural relativism?

1:18:40 Bad Religion This is not helping the ratings at all.

1:18:42 Drew No, no, it's what you talk about when it's okay for one culture where it's a giant.

1:18:46 Adam Oh, I was just yelling about that last night. I think some things are wrong and some things are right. And the Taliban beating women is wrong regardless of your culture and doing things to incest is wrong. And no matter what part of the world you're from.

1:19:01 Bad Religion And we can go even a step farther and say that some cultures might think that the moon is made out of cheese. And it's not. And it's like cultural relativists would say, that's cool, man. That's their way of seeing it. Well, the moon ain't made out of cheese. And that culture is wrong.

1:19:20 Drew Yeah, that's it. They can go ahead and believe it. They're free to believe it. But they're wrong.

1:19:24 Bad Religion But they're wrong.

1:19:24 Bad Religion So Alex, is that what you meant?

1:19:26 Bad Religion Yeah, so I was wondering, so what are you trying to get at with the song Leave Mine to Me?

1:19:33 Bad Religion Exactly what you're doing right now means don't do it, leave mine to me. Right? You're asking him a question about a song where he's saying, don't worry about what I do, you worry about what you do.

1:19:44 Bad Religion Well, but also here's an important distinction that you have to remember. In music and art, there's only one real truth and it's not that important. The only one truth is what came from the mind of the creator of the piece of music or art. And that truth isn't that relevant when it comes to a fan or a listener's interpretation of it. So leave mine to me just means leave my interpretation to me. Okay.

1:20:13 Adam All right. Have fun with your head. Hey, Jake.

1:20:21 Yeah.

1:20:22 Adam You're 13.

1:20:23 Caller Yeah, man. There's a girl right there in the summer. Right. Yeah. And we were we would make out or whatever.

1:20:32 Adam Right.

1:20:32 Caller Because we worked at the same after school program.

1:20:35 Adam Right.

1:20:35 Caller I know. I'm pretty sure she liked me, you know, because I was made out or whatever.

1:20:39 Adam Was she one of the kids from the after school program? Co-worker.

1:20:44 Caller Teacher like me.

1:20:45 Adam I see.

1:20:45 Caller It will sound like teachers like CIT because I'm only 13.

1:20:49 Adam Right.

1:20:49 Caller But now, like I...

1:20:52 Drew CIT counselor in training. Is that what that means?

1:20:54 Caller Yeah.

1:20:54 Adam Right.

1:20:55 Caller Exactly.

1:20:56 Adam Right. Not a schmo.

1:20:58 Caller What?

1:20:58 Adam OK. Go ahead.

1:21:00 Caller OK. So now it's like during the school year and I called her because she gave me her number or whatever. And she didn't stay on the phone long. She was just like, it could be better if she called me. And now she hasn't called me. It's been like a month. I don't know what to do.

1:21:16 Adam She's scared of the feeling she has for you.

1:21:18 Drew Forget her.

1:21:18 Adam Too powerful.

1:21:19 Drew Forget her.

1:21:20 Caller I don't know.

1:21:20 Drew Move on.

1:21:21 Adam That's it.

1:21:21 Drew Move on.

1:21:23 Adam Jake?

1:21:24 Caller Thanks, Elmer.

1:21:25 Adam Yeah. You have to. You have no choice.

1:21:28 Drew I sure do. Something you'll get good at as you get older.

1:21:30 Adam Yeah.

1:21:31 Drew This is an important skill. You might as well learn it now.

1:21:33 Adam Summer fling. You know, like in Greece.

1:21:36 Drew Don't mean a thing.

1:21:38 Adam You smoking a lot of weed, Jake?

1:21:39 Caller Uh, not yet. I'm waiting till the end of 8th grade.

1:21:43 Caller Oh, wow.

1:21:45 Adam Smart. Wow.

1:21:48 Bad Religion That's when you make that transition.

1:21:51 Bad Religion If you can make a good decision like that, then you can take Drew and Adam's advice, I think, and move on.

1:21:58 Adam Waiting till the end of the 8th grade?

1:22:01 Caller Yeah, cause all my friends do whatever, but...

1:22:04 Bad Religion Well, why don't you wait till the end of the 9th grade, cause that's when you shift schools, isn't it? That's when you go to high school?

1:22:09 Drew Yeah, and actually there's some evidence that you should really wait till 11th grade, because before that, even relatively small amounts of pot can have been shown to possibly hurt people. In fact, your development, anyway.

1:22:20 Adam All right, so you really start... Now, can he eat brownies until then, or no more smoke? 16. And in the 10th grade for brownies?

1:22:28 Caller Why can't he eat cookies?

1:22:30 Bad Religion No, you're not supposed to eat the cookies.

1:22:31 Caller Oh, cookies are good.

1:22:32 Bad Religion That's got sugar in it. You don't want any part of that.

1:22:34 Adam That's right. All right.

1:22:36 Caller All right, man. Hey, also, I do a little music thing. I was wondering if I could play you guys some.

1:22:42 Adam What do you do?

1:22:43 Caller I kind of do rap, and I know it's not a big thing.

1:22:46 Bad Religion Yeah, give us a little rap.

1:22:47 Caller We like rap.

1:22:48 Bad Religion We'd like to hear a rap.

1:22:49 Caller It's just an instrumental, but I think y'all like it.

1:22:51 Bad Religion Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No instrumental raps.

1:22:53 Drew Bitch! I didn't know there was such a thing.

1:22:55 Adam How can you do that?

1:22:56 Bad Religion Well, it's silent.

1:22:58 Caller Yeah, all right.

1:22:59 Drew Go ahead.

1:22:59 Adam You ready?

1:23:00 Caller All right, man. Just let me go get the CD.

1:23:02 Adam All right.

1:23:04 Caller I'm going to put you on hold.

1:23:06 Adam Listen, if you're going to rap, you got to rap. You can't play the spoons.

1:23:09 Drew He's got to get a CD.

1:23:10 Bad Religion He's got to give us some freestyle right now.

1:23:12 Adam Yeah. You know what I miss? I miss guys playing novelty items like the saw, the spoons, the jug. You remember when a guy every once in a while would pop up on some late night show and he'd have a saw that he'd be playing Melancholy Baby on? What happened to that art form?

1:23:29 Bad Religion But do you really miss it?

1:23:30 Bad Religion Well, there's a reason that it's gone, Drew. I mean, Adam, there's a reason that those things didn't persist.

1:23:37 Adam You know, quite frankly, I think what happened is with the advent of power tools, a lot of people just got away from the old handsaws.

1:23:44 Bad Religion They're not laying around anymore.

1:23:45 Adam Kids didn't have access to that. That's right. It's all Nintendo and 18-volt Makita's now.

1:23:51 Bad Religion Plus, all the saws are really short, those toolbox saws, and they're not good for music.

1:23:55 Adam Right. Those little banjo ones. That's the one. Well, you know a lot about saws?

1:24:02 Bad Religion I'm a lumberjack.

1:24:03 Adam All right. We're going to talk during the break. Matthew?

1:24:07 Caller Hello.

1:24:08 Adam Year 23? What's up?

1:24:10 Caller I have a question for Bad Religion.

1:24:11 Adam Here they are.

1:24:11 Bad Religion Shoot.

1:24:12 Hello.

1:24:12 Caller I got your new album.

1:24:13 I was at the Epitaph store.

1:24:16 Bad Religion Vunderbar.

1:24:17 Caller Monday with The Noise Conspiracy. So it's really good.

1:24:19 Bad Religion The Epitaph what?

1:24:20 Bad Religion The store?

1:24:21 Bad Religion The Epitaph headquarters on Sunset.

1:24:23 Bad Religion Oh, you mean our office?

1:24:24 Bad Religion Yes. The store. And you just happened to pick up a new record?

1:24:27 Bad Religion Well, Inge from The Noise Conspiracy picked one up, so he told me it was out.

1:24:31 Bad Religion Awesome. It's not out actually till January 22nd.

1:24:34 Caller Well, he told me the warehouse had some, so I got one. It's really good.

1:24:38 Bad Religion What you're saying is you pilfered one from my office.

1:24:41 Bad Religion You stole one.

1:24:42 Bad Religion That's okay.

1:24:43 Caller I have permission from the librarian, I swear.

1:24:45 Drew Dude, Adam, he piped it.

1:24:47 Bad Religion From the librarian of my store. Well, just listen in good health.

1:24:53 Bad Religion I'd like to hear both Brett and Greg's different opinions and experiences about Bad Religion's move from Epitaph to the major and back to Epitaph again, and just about political punk bands in general being on major labels. I know Brett wasn't in the band during the major label years. Punk scene gave you guys a lot of flacks for the move. So I was just curious about your different.

1:25:09 Bad Religion Well, actually Brett was with us when we recorded our first major label record called Stranger Than Fiction. That was one of our most successful ones. Right.

1:25:21 Bad Religion He wanted to hear both our takes, so just tell him who you are.

1:25:24 Bad Religion Okay. This is Greg speaking. Okay. I'm going to tell you something about Brett. Yeah.

1:25:28 Bad Religion Just to invite the other big political punk fans regarding major labels.

1:25:32 Bad Religion I actually have an interesting story because it's so boring, because most people want to hear when you go to a major label that there was this big mean guy standing over you, forcing you to write hit songs. But actually, there was very little of that at all, and there was no creative interference at all. But the worst thing about it was that Brett was not with me.

1:25:55 Bad Religion So this is Brett speaking, and as you may know, I own Epitaph, and you're not going to hear any major label bashing from me. I think the whole issue is overblown.

1:26:04 Adam Well, it seems to me that they're not evil just because they're big. They're evil if they try to water down your product or influence you in a negative way. But if that is not going on as much as people would like to believe it is...

1:26:15 Bad Religion You know, Britney Spears is on an independent label. I mean, not too many people know that, but Zamba is the biggest independent in the world. And Radiohead Kid A came out on a major label, and it was one of the most creative and innovative records of last year or so.

1:26:28 Bad Religion Yeah, it was not our experience.

1:26:31 Bad Religion And the Clash were on Epco, so that eliminates all of that.

1:26:33 Drew Yeah, but it's a typical way we think, Adam. What would be in it for them to squash some of this creativity?

1:26:40 Adam I think big is bad to a lot of people.

1:26:44 Bad Religion It's the man.

1:26:45 Adam Especially if they're fans of the punk scene. Hey, this is Jack.

1:26:49 Bad Religion And this is Mike, and we're from TSOL. Well, I thought Jack was on the phone.

1:26:54 Bad Religion Hey, yeah, and we want to ask a...

1:26:56 Bad Religion I'm giving a shout out to Jack and Mike from TSOL right now.

1:26:59 Adam All right, Matthew. All right, thanks a lot. Thank you. Big is not always bad. Let's talk to Bobby, who's 19. Bobby?

1:27:08 Hi.

1:27:08 Adam What's up?

1:27:09 I actually had two questions for you.

1:27:11 Adam All right.

1:27:12 One was, how does pop affect your sperm count?

1:27:17 Drew It can drop it. It can drop it. It lowers your testosterone level, raises the estrogen level. It can drop.

1:27:23 Caller It could?

1:27:24 Drew Yeah. It won't make you infertile, but it can drop.

1:27:26 Adam As a 19-year-old, you'll still be able to do damage with your penis, so don't worry.

1:27:29 Drew Yes, you can certainly cause a pregnancy.

1:27:31 Caller Okay.

1:27:32 Also, my other question was-

1:27:34 Bad Religion It's not a contraceptive.

1:27:35 Caller Right.

1:27:36 Adam Oh, if you wear the bong over your penis, like I've done on numerous occasions-

1:27:40 Drew You were using it as a penis enlarger.

1:27:41 Caller Come on.

1:27:41 Adam You got to keep your thumb over the carb, though, because it will come out.

1:27:45 Bad Religion I thought that was a penis pump. Was that a bong?

1:27:48 Adam I've said many a time, they ought to combine those two things. First off, it's the same audience. You know what I mean? Same consumer. They're pretty much- Interesting. Same guys who are spending money at the head shop for the bong, or spending for the penises.

1:28:01 Drew Overworked on the vacuum principle, the sucking principle.

1:28:04 Adam A couple of components, just a carb adapter.

1:28:07 Bad Religion It's like a Swiss Army knife.

1:28:10 Adam All you need is one of those blood pressure pumps in a little carb adapter, just a little air fitting that you could snap on like they have for compressed air fittings and pump, pump, pump.

1:28:20 Bad Religion I think we're on to something here.

1:28:22 Adam I don't know who would want to use it next.

1:28:24 Bad Religion Right. Is that a pubic hair on my bong?

1:28:26 Bad Religion I think we could sell them on the home shopping network. I'm pretty sure we could.

1:28:29 It's a big item.

1:28:30 Adam Yeah.

1:28:31 Drew Lovely.

1:28:32 Bad Religion What's the second question?

1:28:32 Drew This combination bong penis pump.

1:28:34 Adam When your mom said, is this a bong? You didn't get indignant and go, how dare you? This is a penis pump.

1:28:39 Bad Religion This is private, mom.

1:28:40 Bad Religion This is guaranteed to add three inches.

1:28:42 Drew What's your other question?

1:28:45 Okay, the other question is, I watch a lot of porno and I was wondering, because I may masturbate three or four times a day, how does that also affect my sperm count?

1:28:56 Adam Well, you let a lot of them loose, right?

1:28:58 Drew Yeah, it could be lowering it a little bit. Why are you worried about your sperm count?

1:29:01 No, I'm just-

1:29:02 Drew Do you know what you're asking? I mean, why is that an issue to you, Bobby?

1:29:07 Because, I don't know, I just don't want it to go bad after a while.

1:29:11 Drew No, it's not gonna go bad.

1:29:12 Bad Religion It won't go bad. Even when you're an old man, you'll still have a sperm count.

1:29:17 Bad Religion Yeah, it doesn't run out. It doesn't go stale and it doesn't go sour. It just keeps going.

1:29:21 Adam Hold on. It can't go sour.

1:29:22 Bad Religion Besides which, we've just recently cloned the first human, so men are obsolete, aren't they?

1:29:26 Bad Religion Don't worry about it. Right.

1:29:27 Adam Society is not lucky enough for your sperm to go bad, Bobby. You will impregnate many a woman on numerous occasions.

1:29:34 That's actually my plan.

1:29:36 Adam Good. That's right.

1:29:37 Bad Religion Go forth, my son, and multiply.

1:29:38 Adam A lot of Bobby's running around.

1:29:41 Bad Religion With multiple moms.

1:29:41 A lot of nice guys, probably.

1:29:43 Bad Religion There you go.

1:29:44 Adam Okay there, Bobby.

1:29:45 I also had to say one more thing before I hang up.

1:29:47 Adam Right.

1:29:48 How come you guys don't play System of a Down anymore?

1:29:50 Adam What do you mean?

1:29:51 Bad Religion They play it all the time.

1:29:52 Bad Religion What are you talking about?

1:29:53 No, you guys don't play it all the time when it starts. When the actual show starts.

1:29:57 Bad Religion It's playing right now.

1:29:59 Adam I don't know. I think we play System of a Down quite a bit.

1:30:01 Bad Religion I heard them today on K-Rock.

1:30:03 Bad Religion It's playing right now.

1:30:04 I would appreciate if you can play it at the end when you guys- There you go.

1:30:07 Adam Whatever. All right.

1:30:08 Drew Adam sings to it every night.

1:30:09 Adam Will that adversely affect his sperm? Yes. Okay. Let's take ourselves a little break. Bad Religion is here. One of the only bands that's actually good for your sperm. We'll take a break.

1:30:21 Bad Religion We'll get the Shmo in here and we'll be back after this.

1:30:58 Hey, I'm Clive Barker, and you're listening to Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew on Love Live.

1:31:04 Adam Adam Corolla, English never get tired of putting R where the A needs to be and never get tired of taking the R and putting the A there.

1:31:12 Drew Remember he was supposed to send me those books on book writing or something, some pamphlets?

1:31:16 Adam Yeah.

1:31:16 Drew Remember that?

1:31:17 Adam Clive Barker.

1:31:18 Drew Barker, Adam Corolla?

1:31:19 Adam Yeah.

1:31:19 Drew Never got it.

1:31:20 Adam Well, screw him.

1:31:21 Drew Shoot. He is a world class. No, he's not. I think he just forgot.

1:31:25 Adam That's what you're saying.

1:31:26 Caller He just forgot.

1:31:27 Adam Bad religion.

1:31:28 Drew I think all the stuff we forget to do for people.

1:31:30 Adam All right. Bad Religion is here tonight, and the new CD is out on January 22nd. We will pop back to the phones and speak to Jessica, who's 18. Jessica, turn that radio down, Jessica.

1:31:45 Caller I have it all. Hi.

1:31:49 Adam Hey.

1:31:49 Caller Hello. How's it going?

1:31:51 Adam Good. How are you doing?

1:31:52 Caller Good.

1:31:52 Adam Good.

1:31:53 Caller What's up?

1:31:56 Caller Yeah.

1:31:57 Bad Religion Yeah. All right. All right. You know what? We're talking about a penis bong right here, right now.

1:32:04 Caller What?

1:32:05 Drew Hello?

1:32:05 Caller Yeah.

1:32:06 Drew All right. Go.

1:32:07 Caller Okay. Every time I have sex with my boyfriend, I have to watch the man show in order to get an orgy.

1:32:16 Drew An orgy? I already get an orgy.

1:32:18 Bad Religion Well, that's the only way you can get one, I've heard.

1:32:20 Drew An orgy.

1:32:20 Bad Religion It's in the TV Guide, apparently. That's the only way you can get it.

1:32:23 Drew Get orgies.

1:32:25 Adam Do you mean orgasm?

1:32:27 Caller Orgasm. I'm sorry. I'm a little out today.

1:32:30 Drew Yeah, a little.

1:32:30 Adam Today.

1:32:32 Drew All right.

1:32:33 Adam Yeah. Well, thank you. Thank you. And in it was Jimmy or Adam?

1:32:37 Caller Is it Adam?

1:32:38 Adam Yeah. Is it my matinee idol good looks or my cutting wit?

1:32:42 Caller It's your wit and your good looks.

1:32:44 Adam Oh, man. You know all the right things to say.

1:32:48 Caller Yeah, I had like when I'm having sex with him.

1:32:51 Adam Right.

1:32:51 Caller I picture Adam's face.

1:32:54 Caller Where?

1:32:54 Adam Where? I'm not going down on you, am I? Because that's a policy. No, no, no.

1:32:57 Caller I don't like that.

1:32:58 Adam Okay. Oh, good. Good. Oh, we could really get along.

1:33:02 Bad Religion I didn't know you were a Jamaican.

1:33:05 Caller No, I'm not Jamaican.

1:33:07 Bad Religion No, no, no.

1:33:08 Caller Adam is.

1:33:08 Adam No.

1:33:09 Bad Religion No. But Adam understood what I meant.

1:33:10 Adam Right. Right.

1:33:11 Caller Yeah.

1:33:13 Adam No, I did. I've told this theory about black guys not liking to go down. I had a guy on a football team told me he would not eat anything that got up and walked away when he was done. And I took that to heart.

1:33:24 Bad Religion No, but black men will, but Jamaican black men won't. Oh, really?

1:33:26 Adam Interesting.

1:33:27 Drew Yes.

1:33:27 Adam Interesting.

1:33:28 Bad Religion It's a cultural relativism.

1:33:30 Drew Jamaicans have a lot of stuff they have thinking about homosexuality too. You were talking to them about that.

1:33:34 Bad Religion Yeah.

1:33:34 Drew They get very, I mean, no way, Mond.

1:33:37 Bad Religion Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:33:38 Adam Hey, Jessica.

1:33:39 Caller Yeah.

1:33:39 Adam I'm flattered.

1:33:41 Caller Right.

1:33:41 Adam And, you know, Sunday nights, 10 o'clock Comedy Central, that's where you'll find your orgasm.

1:33:47 Caller Yeah.

1:33:47 Adam All right, baby.

1:33:48 Caller Yeah.

1:33:48 Caller Wait, wait, wait. I want to tell bad religion. They're pretty dope.

1:33:52 Adam Pretty dope?

1:33:52 Bad Religion Thank you very much.

1:33:53 Bad Religion Word up.

1:33:55 Adam Word up there, Jessica.

1:33:56 Caller Oh, Adam.

1:33:57 Adam Yeah, right.

1:33:57 Caller Yeah.

1:33:57 Caller When are you going to smoke some blunts?

1:34:00 Adam When?

1:34:01 Caller Yeah.

1:34:02 Adam I don't know. I'm proud of this weekend.

1:34:04 Caller All right.

1:34:04 Adam All right. Good times. Good times. Yeah. This acoustic Christmas is coming up. And once in a while, you do make the mistake of getting stoned at that thing. And then I run into General Manager Tripp Reeb and start getting weird. You know, it's not, it's not good. Best to wait, wait until the evening wears on when everyone gets loaded and they're not, they don't rush to judgment as quickly.

1:34:26 Bad Religion Why don't you get a costume and no one will know it's you.

1:34:30 Adam That's like, what, what should I go as like?

1:34:32 Bad Religion Like the Grinch.

1:34:34 Adam Oh, oh, yeah, go, yeah, it does have a Christmas theme, Drew. We should do that.

1:34:38 Drew Go as the Grinch?

1:34:39 Adam Yeah, you go as like Mrs. Claus and I'll go as the Grinch.

1:34:41 Drew I'll go as Wendy Lou Who.

1:34:43 Adam Sarah? I like that. Sarah? Yeah.

1:34:47 Caller Hi.

1:34:48 Adam What's up?

1:34:49 Caller First, I want to say hi to everybody who's there.

1:34:51 Bad Religion Hi.

1:34:52 Caller Hello.

1:34:53 Caller Actually, this question was for Dr. Drew.

1:34:55 Bad Religion Yeah?

1:34:56 Caller I wanted to know if you have sex, if I have sex with two different people and one's bigger than the other one, is my vagina going to stretch?

1:35:04 Drew Let me see if what you're asking is, if you have sex, would one guy be able to tell if you're having sex with another guy?

1:35:11 Adam Well, the big guy's not going to be able to tell.

1:35:15 Drew No, there's no way.

1:35:16 Adam But the little guy's going to be like humping the Liberty Bound.

1:35:20 Bad Religion We're talking about a hot dog in a hallway here.

1:35:22 Adam Yeah.

1:35:23 Drew That part of your body was designed to stretch and recoil, okay?

1:35:27 Bad Religion But not like one right after another.

1:35:31 Adam Is the one guy tagging out and the next guy stepping in, or is it later that day?

1:35:36 Caller They don't know.

1:35:38 Adam They're not aware of each other. What about your mouth? Same question, but about your mouth for oral sex. Does that come back, Drew?

1:35:45 Drew That's a problem.

1:35:46 Adam They spread out. You look like a bass.

1:35:50 Bad Religion Can I wager a guess? Is this because the smaller of the two is actually your boyfriend? Yes. A good time. So the big guy is- He's the big guy. You're doing it on the sly and you don't want your boyfriend to know.

1:36:03 Drew Why don't you break up with your boyfriend? That's not what we're about to say.

1:36:06 Bad Religion Sounds like the small dog is on the way out.

1:36:07 Caller Well, I've been with him for a long time.

1:36:09 Drew I know. That's all the more reason to break up.

1:36:13 Bad Religion Really?

1:36:13 Drew You're done.

1:36:14 Bad Religion Wait, is it just over his penis size?

1:36:16 Bad Religion No, no.

1:36:17 Caller It's more of the tension.

1:36:20 Bad Religion Oh, okay. He's not giving you what you need and it doesn't have anything to do with the smaller penis.

1:36:25 Drew We tell a lot of people your age that these relationships drag on forever because you don't know when and how to end them. When you're 28, you would end a relationship like this in three weeks.

1:36:35 Adam How long have you been with Johnny Smalls there?

1:36:38 Caller For like six years.

1:36:39 Adam Six years? Yeah, it's over.

1:36:41 Bad Religion Is it really small? How small is it?

1:36:44 Caller Oh, it's not that small, but...

1:36:46 Bad Religion Well, you can tell the truth. He doesn't know you're on the radio.

1:36:49 Caller No, he doesn't.

1:36:50 Adam Smaller? Well, he's killed himself by now for yes or no. Either way, right?

1:36:56 Caller I don't know. I never measured it.

1:36:59 Adam I see. Okay.

1:37:00 Bad Religion Wait, if he was okay in every other department, then the penis size probably wouldn't matter, right?

1:37:05 Caller No, it doesn't matter. I mean, he knows how to like, you know...

1:37:07 Adam No, this guy shows you more attention, the new guy, right?

1:37:11 Caller He's like more flirtatious.

1:37:13 Adam Yeah, he's more attentive.

1:37:14 Caller More attention.

1:37:15 Adam This is not fair. You know, this is like, it's like if you worked at a job for five years and they hired a new guy and your boss called you in and said, you're fired, this new guy.

1:37:26 Drew He's more enthusiastic.

1:37:27 Adam He's all smiles.

1:37:28 Bad Religion He's got a bigger dick.

1:37:29 Adam He's got a big dick. No, of course, a new broom sweeps clean. I mean... For a while. For a while. Yeah. Because you're enthusiastic at the beginning. And you're a great guy.

1:37:40 Bad Religion No, you can't do that. You've got to either break it off. You can't lie to a guy and cheat on him.

1:37:44 Bad Religion No, you cannot.

1:37:45 Adam No, and you think you're doing him a favor by not breaking up with him. No, no, no.

1:37:49 Bad Religion It's not a favor, especially after that long.

1:37:51 Caller That's not even part of the day.

1:37:54 Adam And then don't tell him about this guy and about the penis disparity.

1:37:58 Bad Religion Just be nice and say, you know what? It's time for us to move on.

1:38:02 Bad Religion Anything that makes you go around telling lies all the time isn't going to make you feel good about yourself either.

1:38:07 Adam It does tend to wear on you. Robert?

1:38:10 Yes.

1:38:10 Adam You're 18?

1:38:11 Caller How are you doing?

1:38:11 Adam Good. How are you doing?

1:38:12 Caller This call is primarily for Bad Religion. You guys are my favorite band in the whole world. I had gotten to you guys when I was a freshman, and ever since then I've just been inspired to take a look at the world around me and not take face of value. Now thanks to you guys, my eyes are wide open, so thanks a lot.

1:38:28 Bad Religion Thank you very much.

1:38:29 Caller And Greg and Brad, I think you guys are pretty much two of the best songwriters there ever were.

1:38:33 Bad Religion Thanks.

1:38:34 Caller And Brett, congratulations on all the epitaph success.

1:38:37 Bad Religion Thanks.

1:38:38 Caller It takes a lot to work your ass off and have a great company like you got. And I was wondering, I'm gonna see you guys on Saturday night, and I was wondering, could you guys play the Fertile Crescent?

1:38:49 Bad Religion Probably not. We're actually rehearsing this week.

1:38:52 Caller Oh yeah?

1:38:52 Bad Religion And well, we're gonna be playing a couple of these newer songs and they're taking a lot of our effort to get the arrangements down.

1:39:01 Caller Yeah, I got the new album ready too, like the other guy said, and it's excellent.

1:39:05 Caller It's amazing.

1:39:05 Bad Religion They're just pilfering your warehouse, I gotta tell you.

1:39:07 Bad Religion You went to Epideph also?

1:39:09 Caller No, no, no, I didn't.

1:39:10 Caller It was a chance encounter at McDonald's.

1:39:12 Bad Religion Yeah, there's a leak somewhere.

1:39:15 Caller It's a long story and too long to get into, but it's...

1:39:18 Bad Religion We want names.

1:39:19 Bad Religion Huh?

1:39:20 Bad Religion We want names.

1:39:20 Caller I don't even know.

1:39:21 Adam Grimace. We just went by Grimace.

1:39:24 Bad Religion Thanks a lot for your support. It's great to have great fans.

1:39:27 Bad Religion Yeah, we really appreciate it.

1:39:28 Adam Thanks, Robert. I will say that Bad Religion definitely has some of the smartest, most appreciative fans we've heard on this show. I mean, you know, we do talk to a lot of people who call in, and they don't seem to articulate themselves quite as well as Bad Religion fans.

1:39:44 Bad Religion You go ahead and say it. Our fans are kind of nerdy, aren't they?

1:39:46 Drew Yeah, they're nerdy. We like that.

1:39:48 Adam If nerdy means smart, dedicated, and into Jesus Christ, then nerdy, nerdy, and into Jesus Christ.

1:39:56 Bad Religion Can we get the schmo to adjust Adam's mic in here?

1:39:59 Adam Calling all nerds. Jeff?

1:40:02 Bad Religion Hello.

1:40:02 Adam You're 24.

1:40:03 Bad Religion I am 24. I am a super fan.

1:40:07 Caller I like to call myself a Bad Religion.

1:40:10 Bad Religion I'm so overwhelmed. I tried to tell you screen there how messed up I am right now. I got a million questions, but I am reading a book right now called Forenal Advisory by Eric Neusbaum, and he mentions Bad Religion twice, but he's not very specific. My question is, has the band ever been a subject of any kind of censorship, whether it be on an album or on a concert bill?

1:40:31 Bad Religion You know, that question comes up a lot, and we've enjoyed very little of that in our entire history. But it's interesting you point out that book because I'd like to see what the man has to say about us, especially one titled Parental Advisory.

1:40:48 Bad Religion Yeah, well also on Joe, he offers the last spoken word album, he mentions you guys too. He says something to the effect of each or a hard-out bad religion, and I couldn't make any sense of it.

1:40:57 Bad Religion Well, we're friends, so I'm sure it was nothing too derogatory.

1:41:02 Bad Religion Oh no, I didn't think that. Also, Greg, when are you going to do another American Legion album?

1:41:08 Bad Religion Nothing in the works this year because we're busy with the Bad Religion project. This will take us all through next year.

1:41:14 Adam Hey, Jeff, we're out of time, but why don't you give us the name of that book? We need it one more time so the guys can go get it and then sue somebody.

1:41:23 Bad Religion Parental Advisory, Music Centrorship in America. It was published last year by a guy named Eric Nuzum.

1:41:33 Adam Alright, thanks Jeff.

1:41:34 Bad Religion Thanks a lot. Thanks for the call. We appreciate it. Thanks.

1:41:38 Adam Well, take a break. We'll be back with Bad Religion to wrap up after this. All right, everybody. She's Adam.

1:42:40 Drew I was walking back and forth in the studio in the hall here. Out in the hall, they were arguing creationism versus evolution. In here, you guys talk about building garages. It's nice.

1:42:49 Bad Religion That's okay.

1:42:49 Drew Diversity.

1:42:51 Bad Religion It's how we all get along.

1:42:53 Drew Yeah.

1:42:54 Adam Well, I want to tell Jay about the random orbital sander and how it impacted my life.

1:42:58 Bad Religion I'm going to go get one tomorrow, as a matter of fact.

1:43:00 Drew Again, with the random orbital sander. Come on.

1:43:03 Adam I enjoy it.

1:43:04 Drew No kidding.

1:43:06 Adam It's easy on the groin too. I know the winters are long out there in Canada.

1:43:10 Drew Everything ends up there.

1:43:11 Bad Religion That's right.

1:43:12 Adam Everything.

1:43:12 Bad Religion When we see you guys at the show, I'll tell you how it is.

1:43:15 Bad Religion All right.

1:43:15 Adam Bad Religion, everybody. See you guys Saturday night.

1:43:18 Bad Religion Thank you very much.

1:43:19 Adam Again, The Process of Belief is the name of the CD, Out to 22nd, although people are seeming to find them before that date. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:43:33 Caller Oh, Adam.

1:43:34 Adam Yeah, right.

1:43:35 Caller When are you going to smoke some blunts?

1:43:38 Adam When?

1:43:39 Caller Yeah.

1:43:40 Adam Well, I don't know, probably this weekend.

1:43:43 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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