Episode 1000736291407

0:16 Voiceover 1-800-LOVE-191 Love Line starts now.

0:30 Drew Yes. Thank you for having me.

0:32 Xzibit So, now, Michelle, our engineer, Michelle, was talking about her favorite episode of Pimp My Ride. What's yours?

0:38 Drew I mean, I find a little something to love out of every episode.

0:43 Xzibit There was that one that was just stood out, like...

0:45 Drew I mean...

0:45 Xzibit Wasn't just the juicer in the back of the car.

0:47 Drew No, it wasn't the juicer, it wasn't the chandelier, it wasn't the popcorn machine. I mean, find something different out of every episode.

0:54 Xzibit And we also got to sort of describe Xzibit, because he's wearing about 600 diamonds. Right?

1:01 Xzibit Would you say that?

1:02 Xzibit Between what's on your wrist, got a watch with six faces on it. It's awesome.

1:07 Drew There's unnecessary hip hop spending.

1:09 Xzibit But it's very hip hop. It's very hip hop. So you started as hip hop. How did you get going on the Pit My Ride thing?

1:14 Drew A friend of mine named Rick Hurvitz, and he created the show along with a friend named Bruce. They approached me to do the hosting of the show. We did one episode with literally one boom mic and a camera. And we sent it to MTV. 15 episodes later, we had 82 million viewers.

1:34 Xzibit And now a movie.

1:35 Drew And now we have movies in the works.

1:37 Xzibit Now this one's called Derailed, right? It's coming out tomorrow? Tomorrow. Tomorrow opens Nationwide.

1:42 Drew Nationwide.

1:42 Xzibit Nationwide is November 11th. Those of you who are listening on Sunday, you've missed it, but you can still go see it.

1:47 Xzibit Yeah, you can still go see it.

1:49 Drew Weekend numbers count.

1:51 Xzibit Who's in the movie with you?

1:52 Drew Jennifer Aniston, Clive Owen, Vincent Cassell, and I was about to say Sam Cassell.

2:01 Xzibit It was Melissa George.

2:02 Drew Melissa George and Derriza also is in the movie.

2:06 Xzibit Did you work with Jennifer Aniston?

2:07 Drew Yeah, I did. Actually, the first day I met Jennifer Aniston, I had to pistol whip her, which was a crazy thing. It was in the script. No, no, no, it was in the script. We didn't have any altercation.

2:21 She didn't diss me.

2:24 Drew She didn't spit a verse. It was all very cordial, very good.

2:29 Xzibit But you still had to.

2:30 Drew Yeah, I still had to.

2:31 Xzibit And where do you live now?

2:32 Drew I live in, well, I live in Hickory, California.

2:35 Xzibit You live out here?

2:37 Xzibit Where did you grow up?

2:37 Drew I was born in Detroit and I spent like seven years in New Mexico, Albuquerque.

2:43 Xzibit Wow, that's interesting.

2:44 Xzibit Yeah, it's a hip-hop capital, right?

2:46 Drew Yeah, it's very urban. Yes, no, it's not.

2:52 Xzibit From like when to when? How weird?

2:53 Drew Yeah, well, my mom passed when I was nine.

2:56 Xzibit What happened?

2:57 Drew Well, she passed away from heart complications.

3:00 Xzibit When you were nine?

3:01 Drew Yeah.

3:01 Xzibit It's awful.

3:02 Drew Yeah, tell me about it.

3:04 Xzibit But I mean, that's sort of a young age for a woman. And a woman, particularly, a drug.

3:07 Drew Yeah, exactly, exactly.

3:08 Xzibit Was she a smoker?

3:09 Drew No, she was obese.

3:11 Xzibit Oh, she had diabetes.

3:13 Drew Yeah, I mean, it was to the point where some people have different addictions.

3:16 Xzibit Yeah, yeah.

3:17 Drew And I guess hers was food. And so when she got upset, when she got happy.

3:21 Xzibit You have to throw in diabetes, though. It's not just the obesity issue. It must have been high blood pressure and all that. So that's what messes up the heart.

3:27 Drew Yeah, all those things came into play. She passed away. My dad got remarried. We moved out to New Mexico for about seven years. From Detroit. From Detroit. So we went from Motor City, you know, Cobo Arena, you know, we got, you know, the Pistons playing, you know, out there, you know, the cars and you're nine building. Yeah, I'm nine. And then we go directly to Cactus Coyotes, Mesa's, you know.

3:54 Xzibit Why Albuquerque?

3:55 Drew Yeah.

3:57 Xzibit Did you have a job or something?

4:00 Drew I mean, both my parents were educators. Mom, I mean, when he got remarried, she was a teacher also.

4:06 Xzibit In Albuquerque? That's why you went there.

4:08 Drew No, I mean, I guess she wanted peace or she didn't want to live in the city. But the decision was made. We're moving out.

4:15 Xzibit And they never discussed it with you.

4:16 Drew No, no, no. It was just, you know, you're nine year old. Get your ass in the car.

4:19 Xzibit Did you have brothers and sisters?

4:21 Drew Yeah, I had I had an older sister. And when we when the family came together, ended up being fabulous.

4:28 Xzibit It was she had some too.

4:30 Xzibit Yeah, Brady Bunch.

4:31 Drew You know, all together again.

4:33 Xzibit Yeah, typical. Yours, mine and ours, from Detroit to Albuquerque.

4:36 Drew Yeah, you know, it was it was a it was a crazy transition. But it was culture shock because you go out there and then you see the complete difference. But I mean, there's no introduction because you have to go there and just exist. It's time to go.

4:49 Xzibit Did you like it?

4:50 Drew No, it sucked.

4:51 Xzibit When do you get back?

4:52 Drew I left. I left New Mexico when I was 17 years old. When I came to California, I had $3,000, some cross-colored clothes and it was a popular brand back in the day. Hammer was hot. Vanilla Ice was hot. And I had a black and purple Geo Tracker. And the first night I spent in California, I was on Venice Beach and I didn't have a name.

5:24 Xzibit You stayed on the beach.

5:25 Drew Yeah. I went out there. But when you come to California from somewhere else, it smells different. The weather, air is different. I was just happy to be here. You got to remember, I just came from Old Town and it's a time warp.

5:40 Xzibit But your first order of business to go sleep on the beach?

5:42 Drew No, I didn't have anywhere else to go. So I drove straight out to the tent until it stopped. I just got off, got a slice of pizza and was like, hey, I'm in Cali. I called my dad, let him know I got here safe. And you know, it's from there. Wow.

5:58 Xzibit And that's the rest of the story?

6:00 Drew No, I mean, of course, you can catch the rest of the story.

6:03 Xzibit See the rail, catch the rest of the story. Let's take some calls. Loveline 1-800-LOVE-191. It's Xzibit from Pimp My Ride. So here we go. Wait one second here. This will be Nancy from Redline. What's going on?

6:16 Hi.

6:17 Xzibit Hi.

6:18 Drew How you doing, Nancy?

6:19 Xzibit You're on the Xzibit.

6:20 Xzibit I love your music. You're rad.

6:22 Xzibit Thank you.

6:23 Xzibit Thank you.

6:24 Xzibit Hi. I have been dating someone for the past month and we decided to become sexually active. And at that time, he told me that he had HPV and he has a strain that causes genital warts.

6:38 Xzibit Well, yeah, that's most of them.

6:40 Drew Well, okay. Now, educate me. What is it? What is it?

6:43 Xzibit Human papillomavirus. It's common. Most people have it at your age, younger.

6:48 Drew Yikes.

6:49 Xzibit Just saying. And in a certain strain, it persists. Usually, it causes little warts. Oftentimes, the warts can go away after two to five years, but some of those viruses stay around and those are the ones that cause cervical cancer.

7:01 Drew How much money does he make?

7:04 Xzibit He makes really good money.

7:05 He's a great, great boy.

7:07 Xzibit Did you sleep with him?

7:09 Xzibit Well, I did, but we used, we took precautions. I mean, I used a condom obviously, but I was, you told me that you can't get it orally.

7:20 Xzibit No, you really.

7:21 Xzibit First of all, is that true or no?

7:24 Xzibit Well, it's debatable.

7:27 Drew If it works down there, it's working up there too.

7:30 Xzibit That's a general principle to live by. That's called Xzibit's Law. If it works down there, it's working up there too. That's a great, great law to live by.

7:40 Xzibit That's a great life motto, okay?

7:43 Xzibit Absolutely.

7:44 Xzibit But the warrant is not likely to do that, but it's something to be careful of. There's going to be a vaccine. I bet you before.

7:52 Xzibit Yeah, that's what I called about because I'm worried that at some point with us, if we continue to see each other, I might pick this up and but I know you had spoken in the past about possibly a cure, a vaccine, where this will become a non-issue.

8:07 Xzibit It's not a cure. It will be an issue for people that still have the virus, but it will be a non-issue for people that don't have it because it will be a vaccine, protect people. It's very effective. The data that's coming out on that and it looks like it's going to come out in 2006. So you're near. It's coming.

8:20 Xzibit Okay. So maybe I should just. Okay.

8:22 Drew Thank you so much.

8:23 Xzibit Just be very, very careful. The economy is a reasonable but not perfect.

8:26 Drew Yeah. Keep your options open.

8:29 Xzibit Xzibit thinks you need to go out with guys to make more money.

8:31 Drew Yeah. Without the warts.

8:32 Xzibit So Nikki, 21. What's up, Nikki?

8:35 Xzibit Hi.

8:36 Xzibit Okay.

8:36 Xzibit You're on with Xzibit.

8:37 Xzibit Hello, guys. How you doing?

8:38 Xzibit Hey.

8:39 Drew How you doing?

8:40 Xzibit Good. I have a question about the Plan B pill, actually.

8:44 Xzibit Hold on. You know what that is?

8:45 Drew I know. Educate me.

8:46 Xzibit What is it going to be good for you?

8:47 Drew Okay. I mean, talk to me as if I'm a 10-year-old child.

8:51 Xzibit That's good. That's good. Some stuff you're going to be able to tell me. This stuff I'll tell you about. This is a birth control pill that you can take after intercourse, basically. And it has about 70% effectiveness. It's not as effective as if you take it normally when you're supposed to. And it works by preventing ovulation just the way the birth control pill works normally. So, all right, Nikki, what's up?

9:10 Xzibit Okay. So, I had sex without a condom. I took the Plan B pill maybe two days after. And I started my period maybe, or what I think would be my period, maybe a week later. Right.

9:23 Xzibit It lasted for about four days, I would say.

9:26 Xzibit So, and it seemed like it would be a normal period.

9:28 Xzibit Was that on time for a normal period?

9:30 Xzibit No, because I've heard that when you take the Plan B, it's supposed to knock your system into, like, starting your period early.

9:37 Xzibit Well, it's all over the place. It messes everything up for a couple months.

9:41 Xzibit Okay. So, now my question is, I should have started, again, on my normal cycle, like, a week ago.

9:48 Xzibit Yeah, it's very common for it to mess up your cycle for a couple of months, but go ahead and take a pregnancy test, because that Plan B only works if you haven't ovulated prior to the intercourse, you know what I'm saying? If you had ovulated and an egg was waiting up there for the sperm, you will get pregnant. That's why it's not 100% effective.

10:04 Xzibit Right. So, even though I started what seemed to be, like, a period and lost it some time?

10:10 Xzibit Yeah, it probably was, but just to be sure, get your pregnancy. Those over-the-counter pregnancy tests right now are so accurate. They're accurate, like, five days, so go check it out, alright?

10:19 Xzibit Alright, great.

10:20 Xzibit You're probably fine. You did the right thing, at least, okay? Next time wear a condom. Come on. I know, I know.

10:24 Xzibit I'm stupid.

10:26 Xzibit Or get on the pill normally.

10:27 Drew Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Like, what happened to taking the Plan A? Plan A pill.

10:34 Xzibit And now, is it Plan A? There's Ring A and Patch A and all kinds of good things.

10:38 Drew Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff. You should have just got a smorgasbord full of stuff and just tried that first.

10:43 Xzibit I think I'll have to get on Plan A now.

10:45 Xzibit There you go.

10:47 Xzibit Another satisfied customer. This is Suzius28.

10:52 Xzibit Hi, I just recently started using a vibrator and usually about an hour after I'm done, I get blood that comes out.

11:07 Xzibit Are you on birth control? Are you overweight?

11:11 Drew Well, here's the question. How big is the vibrator?

11:17 Caller It's just a little one, you know, that I use on my cut.

11:19 Xzibit Just use it outside.

11:21 Drew All right. We just had to get visuals.

11:23 Xzibit It's good. I feel much better now. Yes. Xzibit just had to ask that one. Let me tell you something.

11:31 Drew You got to eliminate the obvious first.

11:32 Xzibit I'm just saying, you're not going to have more fun in any of your junkets from this damn movie than this show. You understand?

11:38 Drew That's right.

11:40 Xzibit It's going to be good. All right. So it's actually quite common to Susie for women to have bleeding with sexual excitement. It can happen. The kinds of things that predispose to that are being overweight, be on medication, particularly birth control pills, thyroid problems, any of those things.

11:57 Xzibit I'm on psych meds, but...

11:58 Xzibit It's the psych meds then. It's the psych meds. What are you taking?

12:02 Xzibit Lamictal, Xyproxa, Ativan, Trazodone, Zoloft.

12:08 Xzibit Yeah. Well, Lamictal, Zoloft, those can really do it. So just hang in there, talk to your doctor about it. You may need something called a prolactin level. You also may need a TSH, because again, those can be off from all those medications, and that can be need to be talked about in the context of this, what's called dysfunctional uterine bleeding. James 26.

12:28 Xzibit Yeah, I just had a quick question. When I met my wife, I mean, I love to go down on girls, and when I met her, she smelled really good.

12:38 Are you there?

12:39 Drew Yeah, I'm here, I'm here, go ahead.

12:41 Xzibit Okay, when I met my wife, she smelled really good down in that area, and I loved going down on her, and now that we have sex-

12:49 Xzibit Then you ruined her.

12:50 Drew Yeah.

12:50 Xzibit I think that's what it feels like sometimes. I mean, now I go down there and it just smells bad. I mean, she-

12:56 Xzibit Well, it's you. She was fine before you came along.

12:58 Drew Yeah.

13:00 Xzibit So, is it possible to be me?

13:03 Xzibit Well, of course, it's possible that you transmitted something to her. Maybe the combination of you guys sort of created a growth of a bacteria, which can happen, and any funny smells like that or bad smells is infection until proven otherwise. So, you really got to say, hey, look, the way we suggest you handle this is like, hey, I was listening to Loveline, they heard some girl call, and I noticed that, you know, I noticed a little something from you too, and they were saying, Dr. Drew said it could be something infectious. You got to talk to a doctor about it. It's something easily treated with a cream, but it does need to be traded. A couple of bacteria can do that, even something called Trichomonias, which is a little protozoan, a little bug.

13:36 Xzibit It's a good time.

13:36 Xzibit You didn't get all the stuff, Xzibit?

13:38 Drew No, man.

13:39 Xzibit It's good, by the end of tonight, you aren't going to be able to do a pain in the butt.

13:42 Drew I'm learning just as much as you guys are out there listening.

13:45 Xzibit Are you married or anything?

13:46 No, I'm not married.

13:47 Xzibit You have a child, though, yes?

13:48 Drew Yeah, I got a 10 year old, that's it.

13:50 Xzibit And he's with you?

13:51 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we have joint custody. He goes back and forth.

13:54 Xzibit And it's all out here. He's out here.

13:55 Drew Yeah, actually, he went to school in Florida for a year and he's coming back in December.

14:00 Xzibit Cool. Is that like school with his mom's out there?

14:03 Xzibit Yeah, yeah, yeah.

14:04 Xzibit Not a boarding school or something? No, no. Just saying.

14:07 Xzibit I don't know.

14:08 Xzibit Call it crazy. Lindsay, 26. Lindsay, what's going on?

14:12 Xzibit Hey, Dr. Drew, Xzibit, I think you guys are awesome.

14:17 Drew Thank you. Well, he's awesome.

14:20 Xzibit Well, you guys both rock. Sorry to hear that Adam's left, but I think the world of you anyway. So basically, the reason for my call is, well, I'm a loyal Loveline listener, and when I heard that Xzibit was on, I just got even more giddy.

14:42 Xzibit Now's your chance.

14:42 Drew There it is. Spit it out.

14:44 Xzibit He is all yours.

14:45 Drew It's all yours.

14:46 Xzibit All right. Well, when I was a little girl, my father had a.57 Chevy. And when my father passed away about four years ago, before years, right after Christmas this year, I had to sell off just about everything in his estate because he had a lot of, you know, back expenses and debts to owed. Well, the one thing that I was able to salvage was this.57 Chevy that he wanted to restore. And he had spent so many years trying, but he had so many irons in the fire that he never got around to it. So my dream is for, you know, me to restore this thing eventually and give it to my son when he's 16.

15:27 Xzibit What is your question?

15:28 Drew So where's the sex question in there?

15:29 Xzibit No, no, she has a car. Oh, this one's called breather.

15:34 Drew Oh, so it doesn't have to be about sex.

15:36 Xzibit It can be whatever I call it.

15:38 Drew Right on. Let's go. 57 Chevy, I'm with you.

15:40 Xzibit Xzibit, with you being from Detroit and me being from Toledo, I was wondering if you knew any really good places that I might be able to take the classic car to, if you might be able to refer me to somebody.

15:51 Xzibit In Toledo.

15:51 Drew In Toledo.

15:52 Xzibit In Toledo or Detroit or if you know somebody that does it.

15:56 Xzibit I have found in general Midwest and East are not a great place, because the weather, it's not practical to restore cars out there.

16:04 Drew I mean, the rust and the salt, they just tear up the bottom of the cars. The best customization places you'll find in Florida or you'll find out here in the West, not in California.

16:14 Xzibit Right on. Well, and then the next question is my four-year-old son. He, okay, so his father and I, my husband, we were in the bedroom and we had the door shut and locked and we were in there for about five minutes. And that's all it takes anymore. So, you know, our son's downstairs in the basement watching a movie and he comes upstairs and knocks on the door and says, Mom, dad, you know, let me in. And we said, just a minute, Braden, just a minute.

16:41 Xzibit So we, you know, Lindsay likes to weave yarns.

16:44 Xzibit Go ahead, you just tell us exactly what happened. Here we go.

16:46 Xzibit And that's exactly it.

16:48 Xzibit So so we said, just a minute, Braden.

16:50 Xzibit You don't have to give it just a minute. And how you wipe down and how you finish up. Just what happened?

16:54 Xzibit OK, so he says, what are you guys doing in there having sex?

16:58 Xzibit Right.

16:58 Xzibit And him and I just looked at each other. And I couldn't believe that my four year old even knows what sex is.

17:03 Xzibit Or, yeah, yeah, come on.

17:05 Xzibit You have to ask that.

17:06 Xzibit Here's the deal. You've got it. You've got to take it to his level. He is not imagining intercourse when he knows he's seen on sitcoms and things that mommies and daddies have have something called sex and people laugh about it. His concept of it is probably like kissing. And so you got what you got to ask him is, what do you mean? What do you look at? What do you mean we're having sex? What does that mean to you? And where do you hear about that? And he'll tell you and then you can say, and what do you say?

17:33 Xzibit Well, I asked him, you know, where did you hear this? And he said that he couldn't tell me. And I said, well, you can tell me anything. You know, I'm your mommy and you know, you can tell me anything. And he says, well, I heard it from Cole, which is his cousin. And he's probably seven years old. And I said, well, what did he tell you about it? And he said, I can't tell you. And I said, well, yes, you can. So he goes into the story about how he was in the playroom at my grandmother's and Cole had touched him. He pulled down his pants and touched him inside of the underwear. So then I questioned him a little bit more about it. And he seemed to be able to tell me this detailed story about how he told grandma and grandma put Cole in time out. But for some reason, nobody told me about it, which was very bothersome to me. Why wouldn't she tell me that this occurred?

18:32 Xzibit How is grandma related to Cole?

18:35 Xzibit She's his great aunt.

18:39 Xzibit Because I'm just figuring that that means that that kid was probably sexually abused. And when there's sexual abuse of a kid, it means that usually it's mom or somebody else in the family who's sexually abused too. That's why they sort of allow those things to happen. They don't take normal kinds of action when they don't see it as a big deal, so to speak. So I worry that aunt and...

18:58 Xzibit Me and I was sexually abused. So I know that she does not tolerate any of that.

19:01 Xzibit That's what I'm saying. I'm just saying this is, I bet it happened to her too.

19:05 Drew Yeah, don't fall for it.

19:06 Xzibit I bet it happened to her. Did my grandma do that?

19:08 Xzibit Yeah, I bet you.

19:10 Xzibit Oh, no, no, no, no.

19:11 Xzibit I bet you.

19:12 Xzibit She saved me because my father did that to me when I was little and she took me away from them. And no, her parents, no, they were old school. They didn't know.

19:20 Xzibit I'm not saying this, it's her parents. I'm just saying something might happen to her. Anyway, so look, here's the deal. You've got lots of this in your family, lots of trauma. It needs to be dealt with. Your son thankfully has told you what happened so you can take some action. He needs to see somebody and get treated and be watched very carefully.

19:34 Drew Yeah, where's Cole's pair set?

19:35 Xzibit Yeah.

19:36 Xzibit Well, but then he told me that he was just lying about it. And then, you know, they didn't want to know how cold that he was sorry about it. And if my grandmother said it never happened and, you know, I'm telling you, that's not making a big deal of it.

19:52 Drew No, a four-year-old, first of all, won't be able to recall that many details.

19:56 Xzibit No way.

19:57 Drew Or just pull it out of his imagination and run with that story.

20:00 Xzibit A four-year-old will never be able to recall that, or make that up.

20:04 Drew Oh yeah, or be able to come together and make you believe it.

20:09 Xzibit What's that?

20:09 Xzibit Do you think that it's normal along the lines of, you know, like, oh, you show me yours and I'll show you mine?

20:14 Xzibit This doesn't sound like that. Look, he started with him understanding what sex was, and that's already abnormal. If he really thinks of sex as genital directed behavior, and, you know, that sums up, and he told you it was up, then when he saw you freak out about it, then he held it all back. Oh, no, just kidding, I don't want to go down this path anymore.

20:31 Drew Yeah, because he saw how serious you were getting.

20:33 Xzibit Yeah, no, you gotta take it very easy, don't make him feel bad about it, it's not his fault. He's not, you know, to prevent...

20:37 Xzibit Right, well, and I told him that that was the right thing to do by telling me that it, you know, and that if anybody ever does this to him...

20:42 Xzibit Lindsay, Lindsay, take him to somebody who is a child psychologist, a child psychiatrist.

20:47 Drew You still never answered the question where Cole's parents were?

20:50 Xzibit Oh, Cole's parents, oh, they, you know, they were out, they work, and he lives with them. He has like two other brothers, and, you know, they're, they're a very good family. I mean, I...

21:00 Xzibit We're, we're worried about that family.

21:01 Drew Yeah, you should go, you should, you should go ahead and have a conversation with Cole's parents.

21:05 Xzibit Yeah.

21:06 Xzibit Well, and that's what I wanted to do, but then I thought, you know, I don't want to...

21:09 Xzibit First take your son, first take your son to help. Here's the deal. When you've been sexually abused, there are basically two ways that, that victims basically react when they get, it starts infecting their family, which is, it's not happening, I deny it. Or I see it everywhere. Now, I know you're trying to figure out which, which reaction you're having here. We're telling you, take him to somebody, let them decide, let them direct you. Don't take any more action than that until you have him evaluated, all right? That's your responsibility to do it.

21:35 Xzibit All right. Right on.

21:36 Caller All right, well thank you so much.

21:37 Xzibit You guys have a great night. I will.

21:40 Drew You too.

21:40 Xzibit We're already having a great night. How was it working on 8 Mile?

21:43 Drew It was great.

21:43 Xzibit I bet.

21:44 Drew Curtis Hansen is a great director. That was my first major motion picture I actually stepped into. And it was with my, you know, my homie Eminem. And it was a small role, but I would rather approach it like that because music is my forte.

21:57 Don't do drugs.

21:59 Drew Okay, I'll try not to.

22:01 Xzibit What was that? That was Eminem. All right.

22:04 Xzibit Don't do drugs.

22:07 Drew All right. But I mean, I started with that and, you know, went to XXXII, State of the Union and now in Derailed. So I'm just trying to get my feet wet, not trying to, you know, take off more than I could chew.

22:19 Xzibit Derailed is opening on November 11th. Be sure to watch it across the weekend and the next week.

22:23 Drew That's right.

22:24 Xzibit Xzibit with us tonight at Loveline 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll return after this. Xzibit in here tonight on Loveline. Give us a call at 1-800-LOVE-191. Pimp My Ride. MTV's Pimp My Ride. And no show stands out more than any other, huh? I guess they'll kind of blend together after a while, right?

22:41 Drew Yeah, man. After a while, man.

22:43 Xzibit It's like the first one you remember and the last one you didn't remember.

22:46 Drew I remember the high jet and I know like we're working on a new season right now. It won't come out till January or February and we got some crazy cars this time.

22:56 Xzibit Really?

22:57 Drew Yeah, we went out.

22:58 Xzibit When does the season start?

22:59 Drew It starts like late January, early February.

23:02 Xzibit Okay.

23:03 Xzibit And then this weekend, the weekend on November 11th, we've got Derailed coming out, Jennifer Aniston, Clive Owen, Melissa George.

23:09 Xzibit Yep.

23:09 Xzibit That's going to be cool. Now this question, I want you to straighten this guy out. Travis, 27.

23:13 Xzibit All right.

23:14 Xzibit Hey, what's happening?

23:16 Drew What's good? What's going on?

23:17 Xzibit Hey, can you guys hear me? Yeah.

23:19 Drew Yeah.

23:19 Xzibit I got to send a shout to the X to the Z real quick. Big family, liquid crew and everything. Much respect. Oh, oh.

23:27 Drew What's up, man?

23:27 Xzibit Dr. Drew as well. Thanks for taking my call.

23:30 Xzibit Our pleasure.

23:31 Xzibit I've been dating my girlfriend for about six months and we've had a real open and honest relationship, just sort of having fun. And we sort of been talking recently about maybe bringing another girl into the mix. I'm down with it.

23:46 Xzibit Let me translate that. I started pounding on her, begging her to bring another girl in.

23:52 Xzibit No, not at all. She sort of brought it to me. Oh, really?

23:56 Xzibit Is she lesbian?

23:58 Xzibit No, she's straight.

24:00 Xzibit Does she get a lot of chaos in her life? Does she sort of have trouble having stable relationships?

24:07 Xzibit I think she's sort of been through some things here and there.

24:10 Xzibit Yeah.

24:10 Xzibit All right.

24:11 Xzibit So what do you think?

24:13 Drew Well, I mean, if this is her first time actually...

24:18 Xzibit Having a threesome?

24:18 Drew Yeah, having a threesome.

24:19 Xzibit Is it?

24:21 Xzibit She said, yeah, I think it would be. I think she tried to do something one time.

24:25 Drew No, you don't try those things, you know. That's like, you know, it's like trying to use the bathroom. You either use the bathroom or you're not.

24:35 Xzibit She said that she tried to do something one time and the guy was so much of a herb that they just kicked him to the side and did their own thing.

24:40 Drew Oh, man. You're going to buy that one?

24:43 Xzibit Yeah, that's BS.

24:44 Xzibit Oh, man.

24:45 Xzibit That's where you're headed, by the way.

24:47 Drew Yeah, come on.

24:48 Xzibit Oh, please.

24:49 Xzibit No, seriously.

24:50 Drew She's setting you up for failure because what she's really saying is that, you know, she gets down with her friends when you're not there and, you know, it'd be more convenient if she could do it at home.

25:02 Xzibit There's sort of a couple possibilities here. One is that you're like a beard for her, so to make her feel that you're not, really, to make her feel like she's not gay but really is she's kind of gay.

25:10 Drew Right.

25:11 Xzibit You think? It was great. Yeah. I have an expert opinion here who said, oh, yes.

25:14 Drew You said about six months you've been seeing her, right?

25:17 Xzibit Yeah, and it's just totally been cool. We just kick it.

25:18 Xzibit Hold on, hold on. So one thing is she's a beard. The other possibility is that she's got chaos. She can't be in relationships without injecting a bunch of chaos. Now, if you don't really want this relationship to go anywhere and you don't care, enjoy it.

25:31 Drew Knock yourself out.

25:32 Xzibit Yeah. But if it's something you really care about, which probably is not going to, this doesn't sound like the kind of relationship it's going to last already. So you might as well knock yourself out.

25:41 Drew If you're considering off top, if you're considering this, then you obviously didn't jump at the opportunity and be like, no, we can't do this.

25:53 Xzibit I love you.

25:54 Drew I love you.

25:54 Xzibit What do you mean? Remember, in Xzibit's Words To Live By, what is it? What's going on down below?

26:00 Drew What's going on down there is going on up there.

26:02 Xzibit That's right. Remember that. What more can we tell you? This now is Chantelle who's in her thirties. Chantelle.

26:09 Xzibit Hello.

26:10 Xzibit You're on Xzibit.

26:11 Xzibit All right.

26:13 Xzibit Tell me that again. It's going on down there.

26:15 Drew If it's going on down there, it's going on up there too.

26:18 Xzibit That's right.

26:19 Words To Live By.

26:21 Xzibit Chantelle, what's up?

26:24 Xzibit Hello. Hello.

26:26 Xzibit There we go.

26:26 Drew Yeah, there you go.

26:27 Xzibit What's up?

26:28 Xzibit X.

26:29 Drew Yeah.

26:30 Xzibit It's Chantelle. Remember me?

26:32 Drew Uh-oh.

26:33 Xzibit Somebody from Death Row.

26:35 Drew Death Row?

26:36 Xzibit Worked at Death Row, it says here.

26:37 Drew You worked at Death Row?

26:39 Xzibit Well, do you remember me?

26:41 Xzibit Let me see if you remember the name Karen.

26:44 Xzibit Karen, Chantelle.

26:46 Xzibit Oh, boy.

26:47 Xzibit Chantelle, if he remembered you, he wouldn't be sitting here with a blank sterile.

26:51 Xzibit What?

26:53 Drew I'm trying to, you know, you can help out a little bit.

26:56 Xzibit Hold on.

26:57 Xzibit Let's go back.

26:58 Xzibit Dave Aaron, Chantelle.

27:00 Drew Oh, yeah.

27:01 Xzibit Yeah.

27:01 Drew Yeah.

27:02 Xzibit Come on now.

27:05 Drew Oh, okay. How you doing?

27:08 Xzibit What's up, dude? Congratulations on all this success you've seen to get since the alcoholics.

27:13 Xzibit Was this somebody? What? From the alcoholics?

27:16 Drew Yeah. No, no, no. I was in the, I was used to rap with a group called the alcoholics. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not talking about my state of sobriety.

27:27 Xzibit So anyway, I just wanted to call and say, well, what's up?

27:31 Xzibit I used to come by on Thanksgiving back in the day before you were super star. That's right.

27:35 Drew That's right. That's right, man. We lost contact.

27:38 Xzibit I know Thanksgiving's coming up.

27:40 Xzibit I was thinking about you as I'm watching you on the Sunday, or whatever day I see you on my ride. And I was like, damn, look at X.

27:47 Caller You have just blown up since the day.

27:49 Drew No, man. I'm telling you, man, well, the turkey's on and it's going down again this year.

27:54 Xzibit Somewhere.

27:55 Drew There it is.

27:56 Xzibit Let's go to Martha. It's 22. Martha.

27:59 Hi.

27:59 Xzibit Hey, what's up, Martha?

28:02 So, oh, I guess about two months ago, a month and a half ago, I got really frustrated with school. I go to college. I'm going to graduate in May. And it was just too much for me. My parents forced me to go right out of high school. And I just, they pay for it also. So that's part of it. I just wanted to go to high school.

28:20 Xzibit Hold on. They forced you to go right out of high school? Isn't that what everyone does?

28:24 Drew Yeah.

28:25 Xzibit Yeah.

28:26 Drew You didn't have an option?

28:28 Well, I basically would have been kicked to the curb. They wouldn't have.

28:31 Xzibit Maybe. We'll see. What's the question?

28:33 Okay. So, they told me that I could drop a few classes if I went to the doctor because they thought I was depressed and they wanted me to be on antidepressants. So, I did, but I also dropped the classes. So, I'm a lot less stressed now because I'm only taking two classes. And I just am, I guess, kind of curious if taking an antidepressant when I don't know if I necessarily need one will do it.

29:03 Xzibit What kind of doctor did you see?

29:05 I just saw my general practitioner.

29:07 Xzibit Well, you need to go see a psychiatrist and get a formal evaluation to see if that's what you need. I think the generalist would not have given you medicine you don't need. On the other hand, if you want a confirmatory opinion, then go get one. That'd be fine. Okay?

29:20 Drew Yeah, you just need a sharp dose to get your ass up. Go to class, you know, you got to see the importance of education. You know, there's people around the world that would kill to have that opportunity to further their education. So look at it like a blessing.

29:36 I'm incredibly grateful to my parents.

29:38 Xzibit Martha, there's a definite sort of blaming quality about you right out of the gate. And you need to either become autonomous and stop thinking about your family, just start thinking about yourself, or maybe figure out what's going on here. If everything you're doing is only a reaction to your family of origin, you're never going anywhere.

30:01 Drew Like, mentally, if you feel okay, like if you feel like nobody can come up to me and say, hey man, you know, you look depressed here, take this. I have to feel it. I have to come up.

30:13 Xzibit You have to know it.

30:13 Drew Yeah, I have to know it inside and be like, you know what, I don't feel right.

30:16 Xzibit We talked to Martha for a minute and 50 seconds, and it was my parents made me go to school.

30:22 Drew They forced me.

30:22 Xzibit They kicked me to go to school. They made me take antidepressants. They don't know that I dropped two classes. They're going to be, I mean, they're going to kick me to the curb. Where is Martha in all this? You really need to develop some autonomy. If you can't, that's a job for therapy. That's what therapy does. It helps you develop an autonomous sense of yourself that functions independently of all these other considerations outside of yourself.

30:43 Drew In layman terms, stop being a victim.

30:46 Xzibit That's right. For the screeners, Xzibit really wants the sex calls. I can see his frustration. Yeah, yeah.

30:53 Xzibit I'm getting antsy over here.

30:55 Drew He's like, bring on the gentle to what?

30:57 Xzibit Every time we talk about somebody with depression or abuse, he looks around like, what?

31:01 Drew Yeah, I don't know how to deal with that. That's a serious problem.

31:04 Xzibit Let's get to the sex.

31:08 Xzibit All right, here's Brooke, who's 27. We're still waiting for the sex calls to come in, all right?

31:12 Drew It's okay.

31:13 Xzibit We'll help in the meantime, all right? Brooke, 27.

31:15 Xzibit Hi. Hey, Brooke. I had a question. I was, I've been anorexic for since back in high school. And I mean, I don't think I currently am.

31:29 Xzibit You're fat.

31:33 Xzibit No, I'm still underweight, but not as bad.

31:37 Xzibit By the way, anorexia is underweight typically. Bulimia is sometimes usually overweight to normal.

31:43 Drew Right, the sound bite was just unnecessary.

31:46 Xzibit That's Anderson. We have two, three famous sound bites. You want to drop them down there, Anderson? You're fat. You're fat. You're gay. You're gay. Are you a, you're Anderson? Are you a Mormon? There we go. You'll hear those again. All right, Brooke. So you've had anorexia. What's the question?

32:06 Xzibit Well, I was diagnosed with polycystic ovary syndrome a few months ago. And I've been trying, my husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for almost a year now and having a lot of difficulties, even with medication and everything. And I didn't know if there's any relation between the anorexia and like, I really don't know much about polycystic ovary syndrome, what causes it and everything.

32:33 Xzibit Well, there's debate about what causes it. I don't know of it being associated with anorexia per se. Do you have anorexia bulimia or just anorexia?

32:40 Xzibit Just anorexia.

32:42 Xzibit Though I know there are lots of ovarian changes associated with anorexia. Typically, it was called oligomenorrhea or amenorrhea, where your ovaries sort of shut down or they don't cycle normally. I wonder if there could be a polycystic process. The point is, the bottom line in all those conditions are that you don't, the bottom line is you don't release an egg, you don't ovulate normally. And so what the doctor might do is, are they giving you medications to stimulate ovulation?

33:08 Xzibit Yes, I've been on, well I'm on Glucophage and then...

33:11 Xzibit Well, the Glucophage is for the... Well, it's weird they would give you Glucophage when you're underweight with PCO, because I, you might want to see an endocrinologist.

33:19 Xzibit I bet my mom said that.

33:20 Xzibit Yeah, because I wouldn't put an underweight PCO patient with possible anorexia as an underlying cause of the polycystic process on a, it's a diabetic medication. There's glucose insulin resistance as part of the polycystic ovarian syndrome. Most PCO patients are kind of overweight, though not all. And you need a more thorough evaluation here. And then you got whoever that endocrinologist needs to work with a fertility person. You've seen a fertility doctor per se or gynecologist? Both.

33:49 Xzibit My gynecologist sent me to the fertility place.

33:51 Xzibit Alright, so these are your fertility specialists, then you want to see an endocrinologist that specializes in women.

33:55 Drew I mean she could do what I did, you know.

33:58 Xzibit Just old-fashioned way, just keep having the fashion?

34:00 Drew Yeah, just you know, get a fifth of Hennessy, you know. Some Coca-Cola. Nice little, nice little R&B track, you know. It'll cycle, you know, cycle and you know. You do your thing.

34:16 Xzibit I'm taking notes.

34:17 Drew You do your thing, man. You know, by the midway through the bottle, you know, everything should be gravy.

34:22 Xzibit Just one time.

34:23 Drew Yeah.

34:23 Xzibit One time is all you need.

34:24 Drew You're great, you know.

34:26 Xzibit So all those fertility guys, you just get rid of them.

34:29 Drew Yeah, it's all mental. You're tripping. They're quacks.

34:33 Xzibit It's all Hennessy. Here's Ryan, who is 21. Ryan, what's going on?

34:38 Xzibit How's it going?

34:39 Xzibit Actually, I was just wondering. I've been smoking weed for about seven years now.

34:44 Xzibit And I was just wondering.

34:45 Xzibit Good times.

34:47 Xzibit Yeah.

34:49 Xzibit I mean, is it going to affect me, like, later on in life? I mean, how?

34:51 Xzibit How did I talk about a gram a day?

34:53 Xzibit I don't know what is that? Some people can some people can withstand this for a while. But inevitably, inevitably, when you're a daily pot smoker, your first way, it's a severe addiction. It's extremely hard to stop. We treat it all the time. And it's one of the more difficult drugs to treat right now. I've noticed. And yeah, it's tough. And what event ever starts happening, you start having memory difficulties, start having difficulty initiating actions. All my patients complain they can't find their car keys and they couldn't get their resumes completed. And you have all kinds of great ideas, but it actually causes a block in that capacity to go from thinking about doing something to actually taking action. That's a neurological event, that whole process. And marijuana eventually blocks that, causes depression, panic. And when that starts setting in, you'll smoke a lot more pot to try to compensate for that. And that really accelerates the decline into a pretty severe depression usually. Now what I can't predict is that's going to happen next week, next year, or 30 years from now. You may do fine in the meantime, but inevitably there will be a day of reckoning with that. That's the way it works.

35:52 Xzibit Basically, should I cut down?

35:57 Xzibit I don't know what to do, man.

36:00 Drew Those effects that he just said were pretty serious. I don't know if you want to play with that.

36:06 Xzibit I guess what I was saying was step it up a little bit, right?

36:09 Drew Yeah, he said go for the gust though. That's what he really means.

36:12 Xzibit Roll bigger ones. When they get to that point where they're sliding into trouble, they'll switch. They'll switch to speed because that corrects all the oppression stuff or switches to opiates or alcohol, stuff like that. Xzibit's in here with us. He's a little bit down right now, guys. You got to call in with the sex and relationship.

36:26 Drew I know. I'm good. I'm good. The weed question was great.

36:29 Xzibit 191. I can relate.

36:30 Xzibit All right.

36:30 Xzibit For some crazy reason.

36:32 Xzibit I'm obsessed with anal sex.

36:36 Xzibit I love anal sex and I actually masturbate that way as well.

36:40 Xzibit Wow.

36:42 Xzibit What prompted all that?

36:44 Drew Yeah.

36:45 Xzibit Okay. All right. Just to give our callers something to aim for, I guess.

36:50 Drew Yeah. We want to participate in the show, but we're not over here desperate for just sexual banter. We're not here for that.

36:59 Xzibit It's Pimp My Ride. Xzibit's with me tonight. Derailed opens across this weekend. Make sure you go out and see it this week. We're going to get one more little break. He'll be right back. All right. Xzibit's here. Yes, Xzibit, you're going to be happy now. Yes. Yes. Here we go. You're ready? 1-800-LOVE-191. It's Loveline. I'm Dr. Drew and this is Trish, who's 25.

37:18 Xzibit Hi.

37:19 Xzibit Hey there.

37:19 Drew Hi, Trish.

37:21 Xzibit Hi. How are you?

37:23 Xzibit We're great. What's going on?

37:24 Drew How are you doing?

37:25 Xzibit I'm good.

37:25 Xzibit Actually, I was just wondering if I should be concerned because I'm engaged to be married.

37:31 Xzibit That's usually what an engagement entails.

37:34 Xzibit Well, yeah, of course you are.

37:35 Xzibit Engaged to be married.

37:37 Xzibit I've been having sex dreams about some guys I went to high school with and it's been really bad lately because I just don't understand if that's a normal thing or if I'm just not... I don't know.

37:49 Xzibit I think women go through a thing just before the... How long till the wedding?

37:53 Xzibit Next October.

37:55 Xzibit I think women go through a thing... I think it's based on their biology. Then when they're about to commit to the nesting male, they start thinking about collecting genes from other sources.

38:05 Drew Oh, that's interesting. That's national geographic right there.

38:09 Xzibit That's what I'm saying. That's who we are.

38:11 It's nesting male.

38:13 Drew I've never gotten that far. I was engaged, but it broke up after a year. But I've never experienced the pre-marriage jitters.

38:21 Xzibit I've read stories, read literature where they've gone out and tested the genes of the offspring, the first child versus the mom and dad. And apparently, there's a very high incidence of that first child being somebody else's.

38:34 Xzibit Oh my God, are you serious?

38:36 Xzibit Historically, I'm not saying that's what you're going to go do. But there's that sort of natural... What?

38:42 Xzibit We already have one child together.

38:44 Xzibit All right, well the second child.

38:45 Drew Hey, hey, hey, don't sound offended. You're the one who's having the dreams about the other dudes.

38:51 I'm just dreaming.

38:52 Xzibit I'm not bashing on it. Okay.

38:54 Xzibit I'm just saying, you were asking where that came from, and I'm just speculating. I'm just speculating that maybe part of that whole process, which has some evolutionary purpose to it, right?

39:04 Xzibit But should I be worried? Because we used to have sex like a lot in the beginning, and it's kind of slowed quite a bit in the last year.

39:11 Xzibit How often before, and where are you now?

39:14 Xzibit Let's see.

39:14 Xzibit I would say about every night before, and now it's gone to like maybe four times a month, if that's...

39:22 Drew Welcome to marriage. It's all downhill from here.

39:26 Xzibit Once a week is a little light, though, right? It's from going from a regular day to once a week. When did it start?

39:31 Drew And you're not married yet?

39:33 Xzibit When did it shift? How long was it every day?

39:37 Xzibit For like the first year and a half.

39:42 Xzibit And you've been together how long?

39:44 Xzibit Going on three years.

39:45 Xzibit And how old's the baby?

39:47 Xzibit She is three.

39:50 Xzibit We just recently got back together.

39:52 Xzibit We did split up before she was born.

39:57 Xzibit We're trying to do the math on this. What I'm trying to figure out is whether the mom-iness has had any impact on the sexual frequency.

40:03 Xzibit I don't know.

40:04 Xzibit Whether or not maybe you've changed or maybe you're not as driven or maybe him seeing you as mom. Men freak out when a woman becomes mom. They freak out a little bit, some guys.

40:15 Drew You said you had a break from him, right?

40:17 Xzibit We did.

40:20 Xzibit When I got pregnant, we weren't together. Actually, I've been married before.

40:27 Xzibit This is not a good story.

40:28 Drew It's getting thicker by the minute.

40:30 Xzibit This is his child or not his child?

40:32 Xzibit It is his child.

40:34 Xzibit How old were you when you got married?

40:36 Xzibit I was 23 when I got married.

40:39 Xzibit I have a different impulse here now on this sex dream interpretation. I'm wondering if you're just looking full of chaos. You're just looking at a spot. Well, you need things to be a little bit dramatic.

40:50 Drew You're trying to get his attention. Why don't you just sit down and talk to him? You don't need to disrupt the whole household in order to get his attention. If you're going to bring him to the table and talk to him about whatever problems you guys are having, don't bring it to the table to the point where I'm driven by the dudes and your position is in jeopardy.

41:11 Xzibit But I would get to, I really enjoyed it when we were having sex regularly and I missed that.

41:16 Xzibit We enjoy it. It's good when we have it.

41:19 Xzibit Trish, I'm pretending to be you talking to him. I missed the fact that we used to do that more frequently. I used to enjoy that and wonder what's going on. Can we get some of that back somehow? We are notoriously bad at paying attention to relationships. If you really want this thing to be close, then give it a chance. If you're looking for drama, well, you're going to get that eventually. That's a bad impulse.

41:46 Xzibit I don't think it's a drama because I'm the one that really, I push to make things work for us more than he does.

41:54 Drew That ain't good.

41:55 Xzibit What do you want to say? Every time she says something, I want you to just spell out the whole story. He's on crack.

42:03 Xzibit Another boyfriend was a heroin addict when he left him.

42:06 Drew She also said-

42:07 Xzibit He's selfish.

42:08 Drew Okay. When you guys broke up, did you live together? Did you not live together? How did that work out?

42:16 Xzibit We did not live together when we split up.

42:19 Xzibit When we split up, we did not live together.

42:21 He was at Animal House.

42:24 Drew He was living with the homies.

42:26 Xzibit No, he just started living with another chick.

42:29 Xzibit Whoa!

42:33 Drew This is getting better and better and better.

42:35 Xzibit Don't you wish you were back in Albuquerque?

42:37 Drew Yes. You know, stuff like this never happened.

42:39 Xzibit I think it's cool out there.

42:40 Xzibit That's why you have a nice career now. Because those years you spent in New Mexico.

42:44 Drew That's right. Oh my God.

42:47 Xzibit Trish, this isn't sounding good, you know. Do you understand? Do you know that?

42:54 Xzibit No.

42:54 Xzibit This is getting like translucent white trash.

42:57 Xzibit Okay. Where's what?

42:59 Drew What's his name?

43:00 Xzibit His name is Aaron.

43:01 Drew Where's Aaron at now?

43:03 Xzibit He's at home.

43:05 Xzibit With the kid?

43:06 Xzibit Yes.

43:07 Xzibit Where are you?

43:09 I'm at Denny's.

43:13 Drew Are you working or are you eating? Are you just hanging out?

43:16 Xzibit I'm drinking coffee.

43:20 Xzibit Did you just go to a 12 step meeting or something?

43:22 Xzibit What are you doing?

43:28 Xzibit What are you doing at Denny's? Are you there by yourselves?

43:31 Xzibit I'm here with a friend.

43:33 Xzibit He's so awful.

43:36 Xzibit I was serious about the 12 step meeting. That would be the best news I've heard of the whole call. No? You weren't in a 12 step meeting before you went to Denny's? No. Maybe you ought to check one out.

43:48 Xzibit No.

43:51 Drew This is awesome.

43:55 Xzibit Alright, so you just want to know why you're having the sex trans? Yes. Trisha?

44:00 Xzibit Yes.

44:01 Xzibit That's why. Anything else going on? Anything else you want to know about? You want birth control pills or anything that might be driving your biology a little bit? Can't hear you.

44:09 Caller No.

44:10 Xzibit Nothing. Nothing will move into medication. Nothing like that. Are you a Mormon?

44:14 Caller No.

44:15 Xzibit No. Okay. People always answer that. Do that again.

44:19 Caller No.

44:20 Xzibit Are you a Mormon? You. There.

44:21 Drew That's what we were asking for the question.

44:23 Xzibit Well, Trish, I think we've sort of exhausted the advice that we have here for you. We're worried about the chaos. We're worried about the lack of sort of commitment.

44:30 Drew I don't think this show is big enough for you. I think you need Springer. You need Maury Povich.

44:35 Xzibit I'm with Xzibit. I'm with him. There is a kid. You have an obligation to be mom now. Let's quit with the chaos. Let the sex dreams be sex dreams. Pay attention to creating a stable environment for that kid. If you want to have more kids with that man who you're going to now be close and stable and careful with, pay attention to him. Ask him to maybe step things up a little bit. Pay attention to the relationship so you guys can have health going forward. But.

44:58 Drew Tell him to get his bars up.

44:59 Xzibit I smell chaos. So it's Loveline. The Xzibit's our guest here tonight. The phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Got a few. Got an orgasm call. Got a world site. Words to live by again. How's that go?

45:12 Drew If it's going on down there, you best believe it's going on up there too.

45:18 Xzibit Stay with Loveline. Xzibit here on Loveline. The phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191. Give us a call. Xzibit wants sex only tonight. And just to start in keeping with that theme and that desire, we got a good one for you. This is Ashley who's 18. Hey. Hey Ashley, what's happening?

45:35 Drew Barely legal. What's cracking?

45:38 Xzibit What's cracking indeed. Way to hear this question.

45:41 Xzibit Go ahead.

45:42 Xzibit We love you Xzibit.

45:44 Drew Thank you.

45:46 Xzibit Okay. And my question was, where is the male G-spot?

45:51 Xzibit And how do you use the G-spot?

45:54 Drew Well, as crazy as you asked that question, I personally have no idea what the hell a male G-spot is.

46:01 Xzibit All right, let's talk about this.

46:02 Drew Okay.

46:02 Xzibit All right. Do you have any interest in finding the male G-spot?

46:06 Drew No, not at all.

46:06 Xzibit Do you know anybody who's interested in having their male G-spot found?

46:09 Drew If they are, they do not hang around me.

46:12 Xzibit Have you ever met a guy who's truly interested in that?

46:15 Drew No.

46:16 Xzibit Absolutely total crap that you read about in women's magazines that make men miserable and they're going to think, what the hell is the matter with you? There's a couple of guys out there that like that kind of stuff. Yikes. Guess what? When something's in the guy's sweet spot, he will let you know. Guys are not bashful about stuff they like. You know what I'm saying? Right. This is something the guys do not like for the most part.

46:38 Drew Man, what is it? Okay.

46:40 Xzibit This is some weird thing concocted by the women's magazines that you're going to, right? Listen, Ashley, you can say you're bearing with me on this. You're never going to find a guy who is interested in you doing to him any of the things you read about in those women's magazines. Right?

46:55 Xzibit Am I right?

46:56 Drew Yeah. I'm not a guinea pig. Don't experiment on me.

46:58 Xzibit What is it you want her to do? What is it you, what is the, what's it like the best she can do for you? Ashley, you're with, you're into her because you want to have sex with her because you're into her.

47:08 Drew Okay. Oh, you're talking about me.

47:09 Xzibit I'm talking to you, Xzibit. So you're in there, Ashley, and what's the best she can do?

47:12 Drew Okay, the best thing you can do is, you know, different positions. Don't touch, don't touch anything behind me, okay? Don't touch nothing connected to my legs behind, that's connected to my back, okay? You stop on the hips.

47:30 Xzibit Chair cushion.

47:30 Xzibit And that's it, okay?

47:32 Drew Don't, there's no, don't touch me down there.

47:35 Xzibit So let me, let me put some words in your mouth here. What Ashley needs to do is have sex with you.

47:41 Drew Yeah, have sex.

47:41 Xzibit And be into it.

47:42 Drew And be into it.

47:43 Xzibit That's it.

47:44 Drew That's it.

47:44 Xzibit That's it. That's as good as it gets for the guy, Ashley. That's it.

47:48 Xzibit So all that crap you read about in women's magazines is just so much crap. All right? So forget about the man. And it doesn't get better than that for a guy. If a guy wants to be with that girl, it's because.

48:00 Drew I want to be with you.

48:01 Xzibit And that's it.

48:03 Drew That's it.

48:04 Xzibit Doesn't want to be with you so you can figure out ways to.

48:07 Drew Yeah.

48:07 Xzibit Whatever.

48:07 Drew You want to impress me? Bring a friend.

48:13 Xzibit Say that again. That's the other word. I'm going to write these things down.

48:16 Drew You want to impress me?

48:17 Xzibit Bring a friend.

48:18 Xzibit Bring a friend.

48:20 Drew Church.

48:20 Xzibit Friend. If it's going down.

48:22 Drew If it's going on down there.

48:24 Xzibit Down there.

48:24 Drew It's going on up there too.

48:26 Xzibit Going on up there too. Got it. Did I not just write that down?

48:32 Drew Yeah, there is. It works. It works.

48:33 Xzibit Nick 21. Hey Nick. What's up?

48:37 Xzibit Hey Doc. Hey X.

48:39 Drew Hey, what's up man?

48:41 Xzibit Yeah, I got a question. You know, I've been with my girl for a while and I can't... I'm trying to get her to swallow, you know? And I don't know how to bring it up, you know, and get her to... I don't know.

48:53 Xzibit What do you think?

48:53 Drew I think it's a matter of preference, bruh.

48:56 Xzibit I mean, I just want to hear you do it once.

48:57 Drew Yo, you don't really force that's rape.

49:00 Xzibit Yeah, yeah.

49:01 Xzibit You don't make a...

49:02 Drew Don't want to do that.

49:03 Xzibit That's sort of like trying to find the male G-spot.

49:05 Drew Yeah, yeah.

49:06 Xzibit You don't do that.

49:06 Drew You know, have you talked to her about it? You know, maybe you taste gross.

49:10 Xzibit I mean, I just want to see you do it once, you know, just...

49:15 Drew You want to just see her? It doesn't matter if it's you or not.

49:18 Xzibit No, I know, like, it's just like the porno experience, you know?

49:21 Xzibit The what? The porno experience. Stop watching the pornos, they're gonna ruin your brain. All right, this guy is, this is not so good. Patrick 21. Patrick? Are you there, Patrick? Three, two, one.

49:38 Drew Outta here.

49:39 Xzibit Adam, who's 17.

49:41 Xzibit Hey, what's up?

49:42 Xzibit Hey, we're good. What's happened there?

49:45 Xzibit I actually have a question. I am 17 and I've been in a few relationships and every time I'm with someone else, I can't get off, basically.

49:54 Drew Man or woman?

49:56 Xzibit Both.

49:57 Uh-oh.

49:59 Xzibit Yeah, lots of trauma, I guess.

50:01 Xzibit You had lots of trauma.

50:03 Xzibit Yes, I did.

50:04 Xzibit What happened?

50:05 Xzibit Well, when I was two years old, my dad left and he neglected me in the sense. And then I had a stepdad who moved in after that. And he forced religion upon me and my family. And then my mom and him got a divorce. And yeah, things went to hell after that. And I got suicidal and did a lot of drugs and yeah, lots of fun stuff.

50:28 Xzibit And by the way, I'm still not hearing the trauma. I'm hearing chaos, a lot of misery. But I didn't hear trauma where anyone beat you or I heard a little neglect from dad. But where was mom in all that?

50:37 Xzibit She was around. She's always been around. She hasn't been the best, but she's been around.

50:41 Xzibit All right. So this is more about depression and drug addiction, right?

50:45 Xzibit Yeah.

50:45 Xzibit Are you doing drugs right now?

50:47 Xzibit No, I've been sober for six months.

50:50 Xzibit Sober in the program or just not using?

50:53 Xzibit I was in a program for about a month and a half and then I left the program. All right.

50:57 Xzibit So just not using. He's 17. Teenagers can stop and start drugs much more easily than an adult. Something about the way the brain develops. Even heroin, they'll just stop and they won't even have a trawl. They'll always go back, but they won't have that incredible drive to go back the way an adult will. They'll get there, trust me. So Adam will stop. He doesn't feel the need for a program because he's not driven the way he will be in a few years. So why no orgasm during sex? First of all, there's a lot of chaos in your relationships, right? You haven't even decided yet whether you're gay or straight.

51:28 Xzibit Yes.

51:29 Xzibit Right?

51:30 Xzibit Pretty much.

51:30 Xzibit Yeah. So maybe, how many people have you slept with?

51:36 Xzibit Two.

51:37 Xzibit So one girl, one boy?

51:38 Xzibit Yes.

51:39 Xzibit And were these people that you had relationships with?

51:42 Xzibit Yeah.

51:44 Xzibit And how long were you with them? How long had you been with them before?

51:47 Xzibit The first one I was with for about a year and a half when I was a girl, and then the guy was about two months, wasn't very long.

51:53 Xzibit And you had trouble having an orgasm with both of them?

51:57 Xzibit Right.

51:58 Xzibit And how long would it take you? Or would you be able to?

52:00 Xzibit I wouldn't be able to.

52:02 Xzibit But you can when you masturbate?

52:03 Xzibit Yes.

52:04 Xzibit Are you on medication?

52:05 Xzibit Yeah. I take 300 milligrams of Zoloft a day.

52:08 Xzibit There you go. Well, that's why you're having trouble. That's the end of the story.

52:12 Drew Yeah.

52:12 Xzibit That's it. That inhibits orgasm like crazy.

52:15 Drew Yeah. From what I'm hearing, you guys need to lay off the Zoloft, man.

52:19 Xzibit No. Don't say that to him, though, because he sound like-

52:21 Drew He probably need it.

52:21 Xzibit He may have, you know, you got to remember, people with bad depressions like Adam, they have about 20 plus percent chance of killing themselves.

52:28 Drew Okay.

52:28 Xzibit Well, you got to educate me, man.

52:29 Drew You got to educate me, man.

52:30 Xzibit No, I'm there. I'm there. You're listening.

52:31 Drew There it is.

52:32 Xzibit Jim 19.

52:33 Xzibit Hey, what's up, man?

52:34 Xzibit We're good. What's happening?

52:36 Xzibit Yeah. I just want to say what's up, Xzibit.

52:39 Drew What's up, man?

52:40 Xzibit Hey, anyways, I guess like my girlfriend wants to play with my behind, and I'm not down with that.

52:47 Xzibit She's been reading too many of those magazines.

52:48 Xzibit Yeah.

52:50 Xzibit No, she has.

52:51 Drew Hey, wait a minute. Are you going to crumble under the pressure? What are you calling for?

52:56 Xzibit Cosmo pressure?

52:59 Xzibit I hope not, but I don't know.

53:01 Drew You have no control over that? It could go either way. What the hell is wrong with you, man? Stand up.

53:08 Xzibit Like, she likes it, but I don't want to go there, man. I don't.

53:12 Xzibit Does she like you to do it to her?

53:15 Xzibit Yeah.

53:18 Xzibit So, I mean, I don't know.

53:19 Xzibit I don't know.

53:20 Xzibit Yeah, no question.

53:22 Xzibit This is, yeah, this is bogus, right, Jim? Yeah. Under the bogus rules, you're going to tell me this is bogus. All right, man. Thank you. I appreciate it. Well done. All right. Heather 22.

53:32 Xzibit Hey, my boyfriend and I have had sex, and a couple of times the sperm that comes out, like when I go to the bathroom, it's been kind of pinkish in color.

53:42 Xzibit I'm just wondering.

53:43 Xzibit Yeah, go ahead.

53:44 Xzibit I was just wondering if there's something wrong, is it something I need to be concerned about or just forget about it?

53:50 Xzibit Well, when men have blood in their ejaculate, the sperm is just a component of the sperm. You're not looking at sperm, you're looking at semen.

53:58 Xzibit Yeah, I don't know if it's him or if it's me though.

54:00 Xzibit Okay, but listen, when it comes out of the guy with blood, it's usually brown or darker, it's not pink. Pink is you mixing with him usually. Yeah. So sex is stimulating some bleeding in you, which is very common. If you're on birth control pills, it's even more common. Yeah, I am.

54:18 Xzibit And I recently split also.

54:20 Xzibit There you go.

54:20 Xzibit I also had another question related to that. I've been on this birth control for a few months. I've been on birth control probably like five years, but I've always been really regular. And the last two weeks or so, I full on had my period when I shouldn't have had it for another two weeks of that.

54:36 Xzibit That's not having a period that's mid-cycle bleeding. And that means that that's why you're having the pink with sex and everything. So you got to talk to your doctor. That may stabilize. What pill are you on now?

54:45 Xzibit Um, I can't remember. It starts with the D. It's a mono, mono cyclic.

54:51 Xzibit Demulin? Demulin?

54:52 Xzibit What was that?

54:53 Xzibit Demulin?

54:54 Xzibit No, it doesn't sound right.

54:55 Xzibit All right. Well, talk to your doctor about the pill you're on. It may, I would give it a couple months to see if things stabilize because there can be irregularities like that when you switch pills that don't necessarily mean a damn thing. Mike 20.

55:06 Xzibit Dr. Drew, X, how you guys doing?

55:08 Drew What's up, man? How you doing, Mike?

55:09 Xzibit Xzibit, phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191. I got room for some more calls. You're calling now. Yeah, I got a question. You know what kind of calls Xzibit wants.

55:19 Drew Don't blame it on me, man. I saw you over here. I've been with my girlfriend for about a month now. Over here, glasses steaming up.

55:25 Xzibit I've been with my girlfriend for a month now. We're starting to experiment a little bit in the bedroom. And I started doing anal and she likes to do oral on me right after I do anal. And I wanted to know, is that some kind of like fetish or what because it kind of weirds me out.

55:40 Xzibit I'll remind you again of the universal laws of bogosity and call this one bogus. Right?

55:46 Drew Yeah.

55:46 Xzibit Nice try.

55:47 Drew Get some Listerine, man. Listerine.

55:49 Xzibit But it's good for Xzibit though. You might have got him.

55:52 Drew Colgate.

55:53 Xzibit So it's bogus. It's a nice try. Monique 18.

55:57 Xzibit What's up?

55:58 Xzibit Hey, what's happening?

55:59 Caller Okay.

56:02 Drew Okay.

56:02 Xzibit So what's going on?

56:03 Caller I've been with them like on and off for two years, right?

56:06 Xzibit Your boyfriend, boyfriend been with him on and off for two years.

56:10 Caller Yes.

56:11 Xzibit Yes.

56:12 Xzibit Yes.

56:12 Caller And while he gave me his virginity, okay?

56:16 Xzibit He gave you his virginity.

56:18 Caller Yeah.

56:20 Xzibit You didn't take it. He gave it to you?

56:22 Drew He gave it to you.

56:24 Xzibit Well, I'm sure that's how he looks at it.

56:25 Caller Yeah, I can't take it.

56:26 Xzibit No, I'm kidding.

56:28 Xzibit His deal is something he's unloaded and is relieved about. Right?

56:32 Caller Yeah.

56:33 Xzibit Right?

56:34 Caller Um, he isn't... Well, you know, we and him, like, we've been such friends over the past two years. And I don't know, I want to, kind of want to experiment more. But I don't know how to, like, bring it up. Because, you know, he's not too experienced.

56:51 Xzibit Are you more experienced than him?

56:53 Caller Yes.

56:54 Drew How old are you?

56:55 Caller 18.

56:56 Drew And how old is he?

56:58 Caller 17.

56:59 Xzibit How many guys have you been with?

57:01 Caller Before, maybe, like, honestly, like, five.

57:06 Xzibit That's under the age of 16?

57:08 Xzibit Excuse me?

57:09 Xzibit Under the age of 16, you were with five guys? You said you've been with this guy for two years.

57:13 Caller Yeah. Well, um, no, like, okay, because I've, like, not like, okay, yeah, I've been with him for two years, but, like, yeah, I guess you can say I came along pretty early.

57:26 Xzibit How old?

57:27 Caller Yeah.

57:28 Xzibit How old?

57:28 Caller How old?

57:30 Xzibit I was, like, 15, maybe.

57:33 Xzibit Am I going to put, take a year off that and call it 14?

57:36 Caller Yeah.

57:38 Xzibit That's not pretty, that's sexual abuse, basically. Right. So you were sexually abused. How old was the guy?

57:44 Caller Um, wait, I'm 22.

57:48 Xzibit Oh, so that's sexual abuse. You were with a criminal. And that has got to be a reason why, why you did that. Was there a lot of horrible stuff going on in your home?

57:57 Caller Um, I think a lot, yeah.

57:59 Xzibit Yeah. Okay. Money, don't get into the kinky stuff with this guy. Let things be calm and simple. The more, the more arousing and kinky this becomes, the more it takes you away from the closeness. It's okay to be close to this guy. It's okay for the relationship to be not so exciting. All that excitement you need is all the result of the horrible trauma and stuff, whatever it was you went through when you were a kid. You sort of get attracted to that stuff. Whatever bad things happen when you're a kid, that becomes a source of attraction after, you know, your young adult life. And so finally, you've got a guy who is quiet and nice. Stay with that. Don't look for the high drama guys. And don't try to turn this guy into a high drama guy with lots of kinky stuff. Stephanie 18.

58:40 Xzibit Hi.

58:41 Xzibit What's up?

58:43 Drew Hello.

58:44 Xzibit Well, hello.

58:45 Drew That was me coughing, sorry.

58:49 Xzibit Well, I was just wondering that like me and my boyfriend have been together for like two and a half years now. And we've been having sex for like two years. And even like now when we have sex, like it still hurts.

59:03 Xzibit How often do you guys have sex?

59:05 Xzibit Um, like four or five times a week.

59:09 Xzibit Is it right when you get started that it hurts or when things, when you sort of inside more deeply?

59:14 Xzibit Um, yeah, like not, not right away. Okay.

59:18 Xzibit Have you had a pap smear recently?

59:20 Xzibit Um, not, no, not recently.

59:23 Xzibit Okay. Why don't we take care of that first of all? Yeah. Yeah.

59:26 Drew That's bad news. You always got to, you always got to get out there and regularly get yourself checked out, not just when you're sick.

59:32 Xzibit Young women get cervical cancer, young women get pelvic inflammatory disease, ovarian cyst, endometriosis, all those things. Well, the warts don't, the cancer can. All those things hurt. Okay. Need to be checked out. Before we even speculate what could be going on, why haven't you had a pap smear?

59:47 Xzibit Um, I did when I first got on birth control. Um, and we'd only been having sex for maybe like about a month before that. And so I just had one then, and I really didn't feel like I needed to have another one because...

1:00:03 Xzibit What do you mean you didn't feel like it? Somebody didn't tell you you're supposed to have them every year?

1:00:07 Xzibit No.

1:00:08 Xzibit All right, you're supposed to have one every year.

1:00:09 Drew Yeah, there you go.

1:00:10 Xzibit Okay. Okay. And if you have a change in your symptoms, a discharge, a pain, you go again. You go back because you're not the same now. Something else has happened. It drives me crazy when patients say, I don't understand, this has never happened to me before.

1:00:24 Drew Right, right.

1:00:25 Xzibit Of course not. You've never had that problem before. Now you have a problem. It needs to be checked out.

1:00:29 Drew Exactly. Why are you waiting around?

1:00:31 Xzibit All right.

1:00:34 Drew You still sound confused.

1:00:36 Xzibit Well, because like, I don't know, I just thought because there wouldn't be anything wrong with me because like I've never been with anyone but him and I would-

1:00:47 Drew Oh, no. And you and then when you guys leave each other in the morning, you take his penis in your pocket with you.

1:00:52 Xzibit Well, what are all the possibilities, Stephanie? What could be happening here? Why don't you tell me?

1:00:57 Xzibit Well, I think that maybe because-

1:00:59 Xzibit Where's my high horse?

1:01:01 Xzibit I think maybe we might-

1:01:02 Xzibit You're a trained diagnostician and you've decided that because he's clean, there couldn't be anything at all remotely wrong with you. I'm telling you, there's a list as long as my arm of things that could be going on. Not all of them are infectious.

1:01:17 Xzibit I thought they may be like because I might need to use, like because we use lubricated condoms, but we don't use condoms anymore.

1:01:26 Drew Go to the doctor and get a past meal, girl.

1:01:30 Xzibit Stephanie, you don't even understand what you're thinking about. Have you had training in gynecology?

1:01:37 Xzibit No.

1:01:38 Xzibit Okay. So let's go back. Do you really hate going to the doctor? Is that what the problem is?

1:01:42 Xzibit Yeah, I just don't. I don't because the first time that I had one, it was a guy and I was really uncomfortable and there was no All right.

1:01:49 Xzibit Well, why don't you find a few? Well, there's no what available?

1:01:52 Xzibit There was no like women doctors available when I went.

1:01:55 Xzibit Why don't you make sure you find yourself one? I mean, that's fine. If you should have a right to go to Planned Parenthood, right?

1:02:01 Xzibit That's what I'm on right now.

1:02:03 Xzibit You're going to Planned Parenthood?

1:02:04 Xzibit Yeah.

1:02:05 Xzibit Well, go to call. Give a call to pass. Which one did you go to?

1:02:09 Xzibit It's like around the corner from my house.

1:02:11 Xzibit Go on up to Pasadena Planned Parenthood. It's a bigger one, up on Fair Oaks, okay? Pasadena Planned Parenthood. I think a lot of female clinicians up there.

1:02:18 Drew There you go.

1:02:19 Xzibit And check it out. We're kind of making an example of you because this is so important.

1:02:24 Drew It is.

1:02:25 Xzibit It's okay that you didn't like the first time. It's also okay that you demand something a little more sensitive to your needs, okay? Go back there. You need to get used to this because it needs to be done every year no matter what.

1:02:36 Caller All right? Okay.

1:02:38 Xzibit Okay. Good luck now.

1:02:39 Drew You can't just not go because, you know, you need...

1:02:42 Xzibit Well, I understand. You know, when you think about their 17, they're going up there, they feel horrible, it's traumatizing, the guy doesn't really seem to care and it hurts. And you're not anxious to run back for them. It's easy for us to say, go in there, get a pap smear.

1:02:53 Drew Yeah.

1:02:54 Xzibit But this poor thing, you know, I mean, we're being pretty harsh with her because it's so important.

1:02:58 Drew It is.

1:02:59 Xzibit You know, the reality is...

1:02:59 Drew I'm a bastard.

1:03:00 Xzibit You are, but what are we going to do? Xzibit's in here. He's the bastard. This is Erin, who's 22. Hello. Erin.

1:03:07 Xzibit Hey, what's up, Erin?

1:03:09 Xzibit I have kind of a weird question. I'm not a virgin. I dated a guy for two years. But recently, like the last couple of years, I've been absolutely terrified to date because I'm terrified of even like a guy kissing me or just anything remotely like that. And I'm kind of getting concerned that something might be wrong with me. Because it's not just the lack of desire to have sex. It's like a fear, like an actual anxiety, fear.

1:03:36 Xzibit Is it aversion or fear?

1:03:40 Xzibit Both. Like, I don't...

1:03:42 Xzibit I am attracted to guys and I meet these really great guys and they're just so sweet and wonderful. But as soon as there's even like the thought in my head that they might want to kiss me or it might go to something like that, I completely pull away and just walk away from the sweet.

1:03:56 Xzibit The last person I talked to that had these kinds of symptoms had this long period of time where she was the caretaking and elderly parent.

1:04:04 Xzibit No, most of my parents are totally healthy.

1:04:07 Xzibit And you never had any... anything's happened? Anything you need to share with us?

1:04:11 Xzibit No, like I've never been raped or sexually molested or anything. I mean, I've had some not nice boyfriends, nothing like physical where they hit me or anything and that's where I'm kind of concerned. Like I had... my last boyfriend was a jerk by all means, but like it was something that I feel like should have caused a trauma to the point where like I haven't had a date in probably a good four years because...

1:04:30 Drew Dude, do you wash your hands all the time, too?

1:04:32 Xzibit Oh, no question.

1:04:33 No, I'm not like a germaphobe or anything.

1:04:36 Drew Because, you know, I watched Aviator the other night and, you know, this sounds like something that Howard was going through, you know what I'm saying? Do you grow your nails out real long?

1:04:45 Caller No, no, I just, I'm not like my life seems to work. I'm a college student, I have a job, you know, it's just for whatever reason, like, I mean, it's been a good four years and I've been asked out by guys.

1:04:57 Xzibit I've met really nice guys that I've gotten to know. And I always turn it into a very nice friendship because-

1:05:04 Xzibit Are you on medication?

1:05:06 Xzibit No, not currently. I do have bipolar type one, but I hire a counselor every week and we've been able to manage it for about two years now without medication.

1:05:17 Xzibit What does he or she think this is?

1:05:19 Xzibit She has, well, at first she thought it was just an anxiety and we haven't visited it for a little while because there's been like some stress at work that I've been having to deal with. But she kept saying, oh, it's just anxiety. You just got to get back in the game because you've been out for a while. And I don't-

1:05:34 Xzibit I feel like it's more serious than that. I know what you need.

1:05:39 Drew I know what you need. Hey man, it works for me. Get a bottle of Hennessy. Get some Coca-Cola. You don't drink?

1:05:50 Xzibit I do drink, but-

1:05:51 Drew Okay, that's what I'm saying. You probably drink something like beer or vodka or something like that.

1:05:55 Xzibit I am a tequila girl.

1:05:57 Tequila?

1:05:57 Drew See, that's the problem. You get too drunk to actually get into the act of wanting to be- See, that's a harsh- that's a harsh-

1:06:05 Caller like, whoa! Hennessy will mellow you out.

1:06:09 Xzibit Captain Morgan or Hennessy?

1:06:10 Drew Yeah, no, Captain Morgan is spiced rum, okay? That's another woo. Those things will take you- Hennessy will take you and prolong that, okay, let's get in the mood feeling. You know what I'm saying? That's for more alcohol or drinking. I'm just telling you what works for me, baby.

1:06:30 Caller I'm not really the kind of person who does casual effects, though.

1:06:34 Drew No, no, no. I'm talking about the person who's one of the nicest guys, okay? Like, get three of the guys that you've made your friends and make a decision. It seems like you're having decision-making problems.

1:06:45 Xzibit I agree with Xzibit and your therapist that it's really just a matter of getting back into the swing again.

1:06:51 Drew Yeah, get your groove back.

1:06:52 Xzibit You're building a case. You're building it, it's getting weirder and weirder, and you're building more and more anxiety. It's almost like you need a sort of a deconditioning of this cycle you're in. And the only way that's going to happen is with you actually having physical relationships without evoking all this terrible anxiety. And you're doing all the right stuff. You're seeing a therapist, you know, just kind of, and you sound great. You don't sound like a trauma survivor. You don't sound like your bipolarity is out of control or anything. Let's get it going here. Let's get it going, all right?

1:07:17 Drew Go get your girls. Let's do it. Yeah, get your girls, you know, you go out, you know, party down, you know, go to a rap concert.

1:07:24 Xzibit With some Hennessy.

1:07:25 Drew With some Hennessy.

1:07:30 Xzibit All right, that's Xzibit from MTV's Pimp My Ride. He won't tell me what his most memorable show was. I don't think he can remember. He's been in the XXX State of the Union, eight mile, and now he's got coming out across November 11th weekend. D-Rail, be sure to see it this week. The phone number here at Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Give Xzibit a call. He wants to help you tonight.

1:07:52 Drew Yeah, I'm trying to help the kids.

1:07:53 Xzibit He's end of this. It's all, he's got a, it's just a huge, huge, just incredibly diverse menu of response, of ideas, that all include a bottle of, a bottle of heads.

1:08:02 Drew Yes, yes.

1:08:03 Xzibit But besides that, we'll hear what he's got to say after this. This is my favorite rap.

1:08:32 Drew That was very white of you.

1:08:36 Xzibit Ultra super. This is Leroy29. Dr. Drew in the hizzy. Nice. Here we go, Leroy.

1:08:46 Xzibit Yo, what's up? What's up, Ace?

1:08:48 Drew What's up?

1:08:50 Xzibit What's up, Drew?

1:08:51 Drew All right, now that you've done the Tookie Tookie Bird.

1:08:54 Xzibit Hey, what up with that strong arm steady?

1:08:56 Drew Enlighten us. Where you at, man?

1:08:59 Xzibit I'm a Westminster at this current time, but I'm asking about that strong arm steady.

1:09:07 Drew Yeah, strong arm steady, come on next year, man. We're trying to help kids, though, man.

1:09:12 Xzibit Yo, dog, what happened to your face? Who cut your face, dog?

1:09:15 Drew Who cut my face? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what happened with that. I don't know. I don't know.

1:09:22 Xzibit Why?

1:09:22 Drew Do you know something I don't?

1:09:24 Xzibit No.

1:09:25 Xzibit Okay, yeah.

1:09:28 Xzibit I'm just acting, dog.

1:09:30 Drew Oh, there it is.

1:09:32 Xzibit Let's try Lacey 22. Lacey. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's going on?

1:09:37 Xzibit I'm in a relationship for a little over a year, and prior to this relationship, I experimented with a girl, and now the guy that I'm with now is just like, kind of, I brought it up to him. I didn't, wasn't like bragging about it, but I said something.

1:09:52 Xzibit You're a lesbian.

1:09:53 Xzibit And he's just like, now he kind of like, he's kind of skeptical thinking I'm a lesbian, or like, you know, he says stuff playing like messing around, he's like, yeah, whatever, lesbian, but it's like, I don't know how to reassure this guy or what's up, you know.

1:10:05 Xzibit Is that a subliminal man? He's like, honey, what's lesbian, pork chops, and what, lesbian?

1:10:10 Xzibit Yeah.

1:10:11 Xzibit I'm like, yeah, whatever, lesbian, like he'll say something about a girl, I'm like, yeah, she's pretty, and he'll be like, yeah, whatever, lesbian. I'm like, okay, dude, don't say it in front of me if you don't want me to compliment it, too, you know.

1:10:20 Xzibit You know where he's going with this.

1:10:21 Xzibit What do you mean? I don't know.

1:10:25 Xzibit You think?

1:10:26 Drew He might be, I don't know.

1:10:27 Xzibit No, no, he hasn't. He won't. No, because I, you know, he, I was like, I, he's like, I love you. I wouldn't want to bring anyone else into our doing that. And he's like, I was like, okay, you know.

1:10:37 Xzibit So is it just if he, does he feel bad about this? Or is he concerned?

1:10:40 Xzibit It's like, I think he's kind of, it's either insecure or insecure or feels threatened by it.

1:10:44 Xzibit Yeah. You're afraid you're going to leave him.

1:10:45 Xzibit Yeah. It was an experience.

1:10:48 Xzibit I mean, I'll tell you what, Lacey, the one thing that the statistics are showing is that there's more that's going on in this, in your generation than ever before. And it doesn't mean that you're a lesbian. It just means that there's women who are flexible and you're just doing that stuff.

1:11:01 Xzibit Yeah. And I heard you earlier, you said something about girls that if they lose their virginity at 14, they're sexually abused.

1:11:09 Xzibit Well, I was stretching it a little bit, but the guy was 22 when she was 14. That guy's a criminal.

1:11:15 Xzibit Okay. Yeah. I understand that.

1:11:16 Xzibit I want you to think about you being with a 14-year-old male.

1:11:19 Xzibit Well, because I was 14 when I lost mine as well.

1:11:21 Xzibit I know. But I want you to think right now you're 22. What would it be like to be with a 14-year-old male? That's just gross, but like, oh my god, that's a child. What are you talking about?

1:11:29 Drew You have nothing, you know, they have nothing in common.

1:11:32 Caller Yeah, that's too much.

1:11:33 Xzibit All right.

1:11:34 Xzibit And a 14, I wouldn't necessarily call that child because I'm stretching a little bit with that, but I'll tell you what, usually the combo is 14 and 19, by the way. How old was your guy?

1:11:44 Xzibit I was 14 and the guy was 16.

1:11:46 Xzibit All right. An older guy. Not that much older.

1:11:48 Xzibit Yeah, but I was with him for two years. I was with him for a year prior to doing anything.

1:11:53 Xzibit And most women still regret, they don't wish they had done it sooner.

1:11:57 Xzibit Oh, God.

1:11:59 Xzibit Right. It sort of has an effect on you. Not horrible, but it's something you should have to carry with you.

1:12:04 Xzibit Yeah, I just kind of understand it. I was like, I didn't like, I never thought of it.

1:12:07 Xzibit I was really reacting to the 22-year-old with the 14.

1:12:09 Xzibit Yeah, the 22-year-old, that was understandable.

1:12:10 Xzibit Yeah.

1:12:11 Xzibit Okay.

1:12:11 Xzibit All right.

1:12:11 Xzibit Thank you.

1:12:12 Xzibit You're doing good. Don't worry about it. All right. This is now Sarah, 26.

1:12:17 Xzibit Hello?

1:12:17 Xzibit Hey, Sarah.

1:12:18 Xzibit Hi.

1:12:19 Xzibit You're on with Xzibit.

1:12:21 Xzibit Hi. How you doing?

1:12:22 Drew Hey, how you doing?

1:12:23 Xzibit Derailed this week. Can you go see it?

1:12:25 Caller Yeah, I will, actually.

1:12:26 Caller It looks pretty cool.

1:12:28 Xzibit Yeah, I had a question. I wanted to know how long it takes for my body to show HIV or any type of STD.

1:12:39 Xzibit Well, we have to go through each one. It depends on which one we're talking about here. HIV can be up to six months. Boards can be months or years. Herpes you can miss. Syphilis you can miss. You can show up in a week or two. Gonorrhea, chlamydia usually within three to five days, but you can miss that one too.

1:13:00 Xzibit So nothing would really show up right away?

1:13:02 Xzibit What's that?

1:13:03 Xzibit Nothing would really show up right away.

1:13:04 Xzibit Yeah, the non-gonococcal erythritis and gonorrhea that can show up in a few days.

1:13:09 Xzibit What about if you're having protected sex?

1:13:12 Xzibit I've been having protected sex.

1:13:14 Xzibit Hang on a second. Does it just hurt when you pee or something?

1:13:17 Xzibit No, no, it doesn't. No, I was away from him. I have a child with him and I was away from him for a while. I went on vacation and he works at a strip club and he had a stripper staying over my house. It's his cousin's girlfriend.

1:13:33 Xzibit Right, sure, cousin's girlfriend.

1:13:35 Xzibit Yeah, come in with a bra on the table and stuff. And I messed up the condom. I was having sex with him and it came off and I pulled it out of me. And he had already came. So I wanted to know if I was...

1:13:51 Xzibit Here's what you need to do is take the morning after pill. Right?

1:13:55 Xzibit No, I didn't.

1:13:57 Xzibit How long ago did this happen?

1:13:58 Caller Two nights ago.

1:13:59 Xzibit All right, so you can still do that. Go get the morning after pill. If you call, there's a number 1-800-NOT-NOT2, number 2, late. 1-800-NOT-TOO-LATE. I think it's maybe 1-888-NOT-TOO-LATE now. And they will refer you to a pharmacy in your area. You can get the morning after without a prescription.

1:14:17 Caller Okay. Can I ask you one more question?

1:14:20 Xzibit Yeah.

1:14:22 Xzibit I don't know if this is lack of respect, but I've been with him for 4 years. I have a 2 and a half year old with him, and he was going to school and working at a dog training place. He quit those jobs to work at the strip club with his family, like his brothers and stuff.

1:14:40 Xzibit They all work at a strip club?

1:14:41 Xzibit Yeah.

1:14:42 Xzibit Oh, boy.

1:14:43 Xzibit And I didn't want him to do it, and I told him it would hurt me, and he still did it, and it's been hurting me ever since, and I've been having a hard time keeping...

1:14:51 Xzibit You need to leave this guy. That's not a relationship. That's a guy doing things that hurt you.

1:14:56 Drew You gotta be healthy, mom.

1:14:57 Xzibit You gotta have mutuality.

1:14:58 Xzibit He's doing it for different reasons, though, for our family.

1:15:01 Drew Yeah, I bet.

1:15:01 Xzibit Yeah.

1:15:02 Drew A few different reasons, like candy, cinnamon.

1:15:06 Xzibit There she is.

1:15:07 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:15:07 Xzibit Candy, stage 4. Cinnamon, stage 5.

1:15:10 Drew Yeah, come on up. You fellas, fellas, fellas.

1:15:15 Xzibit Oh, my goodness.

1:15:16 Drew Three for one dances tonight.

1:15:19 Xzibit Let's keep on.

1:15:20 Drew Heineken's cold on tap.

1:15:23 Xzibit Here's Alex.

1:15:24 Drew A set of buns coming up next.

1:15:26 Xzibit Alex, 18.

1:15:27 Xzibit Hi.

1:15:27 Xzibit Yeah, Alex, what's up?

1:15:29 Xzibit I want to know, like, why I get so jealous that my boyfriend, like, I know that he masturbates when I'm not around.

1:15:37 Xzibit You're fat. I did not say that. That was Anderson.

1:15:43 Xzibit And like, I masturbate.

1:15:47 Xzibit When he's not around.

1:15:48 Xzibit Yeah.

1:15:49 Xzibit All right. And what's your question?

1:15:50 Xzibit I want to know why I get jealous like that. Like, is it that he's thinking for me to get jealous if I masturbate, but it makes me mad to know, like, I'll come home, I'll come to his house from being at my house and the little portable DVD player is sitting right there.

1:16:06 Xzibit Well, that's what I think you're jealous of.

1:16:08 Drew Yeah, there it is. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

1:16:10 Xzibit He looks at other people and that makes you mad. It's not just that he's masturbating. It's what he's thinking about when he does, right?

1:16:16 Xzibit Yeah, like, I don't know, because like we've even watched Porno together.

1:16:21 Drew No, that's what I was going to suggest. Why don't you guys have a stroke off?

1:16:26 Xzibit Well, because I don't mind watching it and stuff, you know? And so like, I'll even watch it with him. And like, but I get mad when I know that he's masturbate. But because we have, I guess, I don't know, maybe it's because we haven't had sex in a while.

1:16:41 Drew Yeah, that's what, okay. That's my second question.

1:16:44 Xzibit They're fat.

1:16:47 Xzibit Even before, like when we did have sex, when I wasn't around, he would still masturbate.

1:16:53 Drew Does sex suck between you two? No, no, it's really- Did you have to resort to, you know, just going the separate ways, but not really?

1:17:02 Xzibit Like, well, we were living together, but then I moved out because it was getting kind of rocky. And I'm like, the last couple of days, I mean, not the last couple of weeks, we haven't had sex at all. And like I've noticed that the DVD player has been out a lot more.

1:17:22 Xzibit I just think you're mad at him in general. And this is the reason that you're seeing this taking him away from you more. And you know, women generally have difficulty sometime, well, generally, often times.

1:17:31 Xzibit Why would he leave it out?

1:17:33 Xzibit He's 18 year old Jack, often. This is not a great relationship, Anderson. This is not people who really care deeply about each other and worry about one another's feelings. And she knows he's pulling away. And this is just something to blame and focus and be jealous of. I've always wondered what he sees in those women that I don't have.

1:17:51 Drew Just be good friends and go find somebody else.

1:17:53 Xzibit I think that's the way it's got to be. Brianna is 13. Hi.

1:17:58 Xzibit Hi.

1:18:00 Caller I was calling, I was wondering if I'm too young to be having sex. I know that I'm going to still do it, but...

1:18:07 Xzibit Yes, you are 13, yes. Most definitely.

1:18:10 You no good hooligan.

1:18:13 Xzibit In fact, most sort of specialists or researchers believe that your brain really isn't sort of developed to handle all the intense feelings that go along with this until you're about 16. That's obviously, many people do it before that, but it has a dramatic effect. It kind of derails your growth and development, it creates your attachment to somebody that later in your life you may not really want to be attached to. It's tough. It's tough. And God knows all the different outcomes of STDs and pregnancies. It's a lot to manage at 13, and essentially nobody can. Not in a healthy way.

1:18:48 Caller Yeah. Okay. All my friends are too. Well, I started it out of everybody too.

1:18:56 Drew Yeah, if your friends were shooting heroin into their eyeballs, you wouldn't do that either, would you?

1:19:01 Caller No, I started it out of everybody I know. I was the first one to have sex. Oh.

1:19:06 Xzibit Well, I'm sure that makes you feel special in a market.

1:19:08 Caller Yay.

1:19:09 Xzibit But boy, I'm not, you know, I wish it did work for you. That would be great. But I'm telling you, it's not going to work. I'm telling you, you're going to have problems because of this.

1:19:19 Xzibit I think so, but I love you.

1:19:21 Drew Okay. I love you. I love you too. But I won't have sex with you.

1:19:26 Xzibit Oh, man.

1:19:28 Xzibit Brie, 19.

1:19:29 Xzibit It's a damn lie and you know it.

1:19:33 Xzibit What's that, Brie?

1:19:34 Xzibit I was wondering what's the best way to administer oral sex for a man. Like I'm in his committed relationship for three years. But I just feel like I'm down there forever.

1:19:44 Xzibit With him?

1:19:45 Xzibit Yeah. I can tell that he enjoys it.

1:19:47 Xzibit But some guys, some guys don't climax that way very well.

1:19:53 Xzibit Really?

1:19:53 Xzibit Yeah. And that's just him. He's maybe just don't do it so long.

1:19:57 Xzibit He has before and he seems to enjoy it.

1:19:58 Xzibit I know he's capable of it. But it's just some guys are just not that stimulated by that. It has nothing to do with you. That's just the way he's wired up.

1:20:07 Xzibit Oh, he says he likes it. He's gotten it from other people before.

1:20:11 Xzibit Yeah, he likes it, but it's not the thing he likes best.

1:20:14 Xzibit Oh, okay.

1:20:15 Xzibit Okay, it's fine. You're doing fine. Don't worry so much about him. He's happy. Yeah.

1:20:20 Xzibit He does it fantastically to me.

1:20:22 Xzibit So I went to do reciprocate.

1:20:24 Xzibit But that's what you like best. That may not be what he likes best. You know what I'm saying?

1:20:29 Xzibit Yeah.

1:20:30 Xzibit All right. Here's one rule of thumb when it comes to relationships. Don't do to the other person what you want done to you. Do to the other person what that person wants you to do to them. See, the only way, because we are all different, and men and women are very different. What a guy wants when a girl wants are usually tremendously different. So you must speak up and tell your partner, or else he's going to make all kinds of assumptions, and just as you are here trying to understand why you love it best, well, I must be doing something wrong to him. He is not what he likes best.

1:21:01 Drew That's what you like.

1:21:02 Xzibit That's what you like best. He'll tell you. He'll tell you. All right?

1:21:05 Xzibit Okay. Thank you.

1:21:07 Xzibit Have a good night.

1:21:07 Drew Maybe he's one of those guys with the male G-spot.

1:21:14 Xzibit I wouldn't even do that to a guy with a breeze boyfriend. I think that must have been dreamed up by some sort of angry group.

1:21:19 Drew Yeah.

1:21:20 Xzibit Wanted to just get take something out on men.

1:21:22 Xzibit It was American Pie.

1:21:24 Xzibit American Pie.

1:21:25 Xzibit That's where it all started.

1:21:26 Xzibit What happened? What was it saying on that?

1:21:27 Xzibit He had to like give a sperm sample and he went into the nurse, shoved her finger up his ass and magically it popped out.

1:21:34 Drew Yikes.

1:21:35 Xzibit Oh my God.

1:21:36 Drew That was a writer.

1:21:38 Xzibit That was Stiffler.

1:21:40 Xzibit We got to get the cast up here to talk about that.

1:21:42 Drew Yeah.

1:21:42 Xzibit All right. Exhibit's our guest tonight. Derailed is the movie this weekend all week long. Get out there and see it. MTV's Pimp My Ride. What night's that on? It's all over the place.

1:21:51 Drew It's all over the place now.

1:21:52 Xzibit Does it have a main night, main time?

1:21:54 Drew It was on Sunday nights in the Sunday stew, but I know Desperate Housewives is kicking everybody's ass.

1:21:59 Xzibit So.

1:22:02 Xzibit All right. So the exhibit's here with me. The phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191. And we will return after this. Yep. Love Line exhibits our guest. Yes. Here we go. We're here. The call. Dominique, who's age 20, what's up there?

1:22:16 Caller I have a question. Like I've been with this guy, actually my ex-boyfriend. We've been together for four years. And then like he's a gangbanger too.

1:22:28 Xzibit Too. So you're a gangbanger also?

1:22:30 Caller No, I'm not a gangbanger, but he is.

1:22:33 Xzibit He is. You say he's a gangbanger too.

1:22:35 Caller My boyfriend just wants to eat my cootie. And I don't know if I should get back to him or anything. I don't know.

1:22:46 Xzibit Should you get back with him?

1:22:48 Xzibit Huh?

1:22:50 Xzibit I missed your question. Should you get back with him? Is that what the question was?

1:22:52 Caller Yeah.

1:22:53 Drew Is he a good shot?

1:22:56 Xzibit No.

1:22:57 Drew You don't want to be with somebody who's not a good shot if he's a gangbanger. That could be potentially dangerous for you.

1:23:05 Caller But I love him. He's like my childhood crush.

1:23:10 Drew Well, I don't know. I can chime in on this. Please.

1:23:13 Xzibit Unless I'm following your lead. Go.

1:23:14 Drew You know, a gangbanger is a relatively short career.

1:23:21 Xzibit And it doesn't end with a job transfer.

1:23:23 Drew Right. There's no 401K plan for Crips and Bloods. And, you know, it just doesn't happen.

1:23:31 Xzibit So, but the fact that you're attracted to that.

1:23:33 Drew Yeah. I mean, you like dangerous guys, obviously.

1:23:36 Xzibit Means dad was a mess if you even had a dad.

1:23:41 Caller He didn't.

1:23:42 Xzibit He didn't have a dad. You?

1:23:44 Caller No.

1:23:45 Xzibit Yeah.

1:23:46 Xzibit Mom must have been a mess then.

1:23:48 Caller Huh?

1:23:49 Xzibit We just, we just hear trauma in your voice, Dominique. You don't need to live your life re-traumatizing yourself.

1:23:55 Xzibit No.

1:23:57 Caller And then it's like, after I broke up with them and everything, it's difficult to find a man. It really is.

1:24:04 Xzibit What are you doing right now? Do you work?

1:24:06 Caller Yeah, I work and go to school.

1:24:08 Xzibit What kind of, what are you studying in school?

1:24:11 Caller Um, I want to be a teacher.

1:24:14 Xzibit So you're going to junior college?

1:24:17 Caller A, B, C, D.

1:24:19 Xzibit Yeah, I know. That kind of little girl voice means something bad. Something bad happened to her when she was a little kid.

1:24:26 Caller I don't sound like a little kid.

1:24:28 Xzibit All right. Here's the deal, Tommy. Focus on your study. Get out of there. Focus on your study. Don't, you're really not processing in a normal way right now. Things you think are good are not so good. You're not reasoning about things in sort of a rational way. You're responding to all this trauma and stuff and so attracted to the chaos and trauma. You're around, just keep it simple and focus on your studies. That's the way out here. Training day? Do you know what that is?

1:24:54 Drew Training day.

1:24:55 Xzibit In his 30s? Yes. What's up?

1:24:58 Xzibit What's up? How you doing? How you doing, Dr. Drew?

1:25:04 Drew I'm good.

1:25:04 Xzibit What's happening?

1:25:05 Xzibit How much are you doing there, X?

1:25:07 Drew Hey, I'm all right, man. What do you want?

1:25:10 Xzibit I got a legitimate question.

1:25:12 Caller Okay.

1:25:14 Xzibit Listen to this. For the first six months, me and my girlfriend, we were having an intercourse. And some way, I would always put her back on her cycle.

1:25:27 Xzibit She would bleed every time you guys had sex?

1:25:29 Xzibit No, she would have a regular cycle afterwards.

1:25:33 Xzibit How often did you have sex?

1:25:36 Xzibit Maybe twice a week.

1:25:38 Xzibit So she bled just constantly?

1:25:40 Xzibit No, no, no, not constantly. She would have an actual cycle.

1:25:45 Xzibit Listen, listen, listen. Training day. Let's do the math here. You had sex twice a week. You're killing her.

1:25:50 Xzibit Listen, listen.

1:25:52 Drew That's considered, you know, homicide.

1:25:55 Xzibit Okay.

1:25:56 Xzibit You had sex twice a week.

1:25:58 Xzibit We had it twice a week.

1:25:59 Xzibit And so she bled two days at least a week. That means at least four days a week she's bleeding.

1:26:04 Xzibit At least three days.

1:26:05 Xzibit Okay, so at least six days a week she's bleeding. That means one day a week that she's not bleeding.

1:26:10 Xzibit Right.

1:26:10 Xzibit So that's not having a cycle. That's having mid-cycle bleeding that's having unstable uterus. That's birth control pill side effects.

1:26:16 Xzibit Is that what that was?

1:26:17 Xzibit Is she on birth control pill?

1:26:19 Xzibit No, she's not.

1:26:20 Xzibit She wasn't?

1:26:21 Xzibit No.

1:26:21 Xzibit Really?

1:26:22 Xzibit She has her tubes tied.

1:26:24 Xzibit Huh. She had medication?

1:26:27 Xzibit None.

1:26:28 Xzibit Well, did she get seen by a gynecologist recently?

1:26:32 Xzibit Yeah.

1:26:33 Xzibit And everything was checked out okay?

1:26:34 Xzibit And everything was fine.

1:26:36 Xzibit Well, not everything. Did she tell him or her what was happening? This all this bleeding?

1:26:40 Xzibit She did tell him. And it wasn't like heavy bleeding or anything to that nature. But they would, they told her that she had to get either used to me or it would just, it would stop. And eventually-

1:26:52 Xzibit He wants us to ask about the size thing.

1:26:53 Drew Oh, God. You can hang up now.

1:26:56 Xzibit All right.

1:26:57 Drew Bye.

1:26:58 Xzibit Well, here's the deal. It's common for there to be bleeding after sex. That's very, very common. Some women do that all the time. And it's not really, it's not, do not mistake somebody having a menstrual cycle every 30, you know, every 20, you know, every 20 to 30 days with bleeding during the middle of that period of time. It's mid-cycle bleeding. And that's also very common.

1:27:20 Drew Yeah, I mean, I mean, that's the medical fact, but I think the last call I was trying to stroke his own ego.

1:27:27 Xzibit I mean, guys, you know that guy?

1:27:30 Drew He sounds familiar. He sounds familiar.

1:27:33 Xzibit But I mean, this guy, the guy you know, doesn't have an anatomic thing.

1:27:37 Drew No, no, I'm not. This is what I'm going to say about that period. Guys, you know, whether whether you're this, that, whatever, the size, the size doesn't matter because children come out of women. You know what I'm saying?

1:27:51 Xzibit That area is designed to take a baby's head.

1:27:54 Drew A child, you'll never be able to say, man, it is me. Children come out of women, homie.

1:28:03 Xzibit Yes.

1:28:03 Xzibit Relax.

1:28:04 Drew OK, you're not carrying a child in your pants, homie. OK, you'll never do that. No, not even the biggest, biggest porn store in the world is bigger than a child.

1:28:18 Xzibit So you're not going to cause any tearing.

1:28:19 Drew Yeah, you're not going to tear it down, homie. OK, chill out.

1:28:24 Xzibit Hey, what do you think about guys that worry about the size so much? Those guys, those guys get operations, increase the size.

1:28:29 Drew Oh, man, that's weird. That's just weird. That's just being unhappy with yourself.

1:28:33 Xzibit Absolutely. I totally agree with you.

1:28:34 Drew It's just being unhappy with yourself.

1:28:36 Xzibit Your job's not going well. You just start focusing on that. If I only had a big penis, then I'd feel bad.

1:28:40 Drew Yeah, like that commercial where the dude never says anything in negotiations, but he has a big smile and they just end up giving him the money.

1:28:48 Xzibit What?

1:28:50 Xzibit You know, because he had a large phallus.

1:28:51 Drew Yeah, he's got a big shlong.

1:28:53 Caller So now we got to pay him to help this golf game to help this golf game.

1:28:59 Xzibit That's for size or erectile tumescence kind of thing.

1:29:02 Xzibit Yeah, I don't know.

1:29:05 Xzibit And it doesn't work for either, apparently.

1:29:08 Xzibit So they say Anderson.

1:29:09 Xzibit I don't really have to try.

1:29:11 Xzibit Got something you want to tell us? Yeah, right.

1:29:13 Drew I've seen that penis pump over there.

1:29:15 Xzibit All right. I've actually scrubbed in on, I've been in on these penis enlargement surgeries and they cut the, I talked about this last night, they cut the tendon, the holes of the penis. And then they have you wear a weight off the tip and it pulls it out about an inch, you gain about an inch of length. And then they de-glove it. They pull the skin all the way off the penis and sew in cadaver tissue. It looks like sewing in a pop tart. It would slow down. And then they pull the skin back up again and sew it all back up.

1:29:40 Drew There you go.

1:29:41 Xzibit Sounds like a lot of training.

1:29:43 Xzibit To do the procedure.

1:29:44 Xzibit That's why they call them Training Day.

1:29:47 Xzibit It's about an inch more girth, 30% more girth than about another inch in length.

1:29:50 Drew I mean, come on, dude. You gotta go through all that for another inch.

1:29:52 Xzibit You still gotta get a good job afterwards.

1:29:54 Drew Whoa.

1:29:55 Xzibit All right, Xzibit's in here with me tonight. We're going to take another break. We'll be right back. So that about does it for Loveline, Xzibit. Thank you very much. Good job. My kid's turned 13 tomorrow and I got a daughter. You were just talking about what you would do if somebody came according to your daughter. Yeah.

1:30:09 Drew I mean, how you gonna feel when, you know, what are you gonna do, you know, 13, 14, 15?

1:30:14 Xzibit You'll be out there cleaning your gun.

1:30:15 Drew Yeah, definitely.

1:30:16 Xzibit Will you come over to my house?

1:30:17 Drew But what if the guy comes over? I'm there, dude. I'll kick ass in the front yard. He won't even make it to the front door.

1:30:23 Xzibit So happy.

1:30:23 Drew Yeah, but what if he comes to the door and he says, hey, what's her name, home?

1:30:27 Xzibit I'm saying, you gotta talk to my friend Xzibit.

1:30:30 Caller Yeah, your ex, yo.

1:30:32 Drew That's when we immediately snatch him like the Secret Service off the force.

1:30:36 Xzibit All right, Tim TV's Pimp My Ride. Check your local listing. It's all the time. Derailed. Get derailed this week. It's Jennifer Aniston, Clive Owen, Melissa George and Xzibit. Thank you very much for joining us here.

1:30:46 Caller It was great.

1:30:46 Xzibit All next week, Rob Schneider. So until then, it's Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:30:50 Drew And then when you guys leave each other in the morning, you take his penis in your pocket with you.

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