Episode 1000731367022

8:34 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

8:51 Voiceover This is Loveline.

8:55 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

8:58 Voiceover Yeah, Loveline, Amanda. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew. Board Certified Physician.

9:07 Dish-Bash-Buy-Buy.

9:09 Adam I'm, uh...

9:10 Yeah.

9:11 Drew Yeah.

9:11 Adam Yeah. Adam Corolla Project on right now in TLC.

9:14 Big episode.

9:15 Drew Oh, yeah.

9:15 Adam There you are. There's me yelling at somebody.

9:17 Oh, yeah.

9:18 Drew You kissed your wife. I've never seen that before.

9:20 Adam That was a stunt woman.

9:21 I did that for TV.

9:23 Adam You know, I'm going to do Letterman tomorrow or Thursday or something like that. And Drew, tell me if this means I have a problem.

9:31 Drew Yes. Well.

9:32 Adam Well, let me finish the question. I was thinking, when am I going to the airport? Oh, I'm leaving. I'm leaving tomorrow night. Very rare. We usually leave at that. We usually leave at that 7 a.m. flight.

9:44 Drew Why would you leave at night? Why don't you leave at midday or something?

9:48 Adam I got stuff to do.

9:49 Drew Okay.

9:49 All right.

9:50 Adam So we usually leave LAX at 7, 7 in the morning.

9:54 Drew Usually we're on the freeway at 5 a.m. Right.

9:56 Adam Which case I pull into the end LAX and try to grab myself a Bloody Mary and nothing's open until 10.

10:03 Drew Right.

10:04 Adam And I thought to myself, oh, yeah, I'll be able to get myself some booze.

10:11 Drew Unless you're not too late.

10:13 Adam But I'll get there at 9 o'clock. Does it mean I'm a problem if I think about that kind of stuff?

10:18 Drew Well, you know, if you put in the context of the medicine that you consume every night and the fact that you can't sleep without the medicine and that you're a heavyweight and that you deny anything, any consequence you've had in your life related to alcohol addiction.

10:33 Adam What is this, some sort of goddamn intervention or a radio show?

10:36 Drew If you put it in that context, you'd be a problem, but by itself, no, no problem.

10:41 Adam OK, good. And you know what I've said many times, right? Well, let's just make let's just make airports international waters. They are they are Las Vegas. Well, there are no clocks, there are no times, there's no day, there's no night. It's inner. There's no anything. There's no there shouldn't be any. The bar opens up at noon on Sunday. Now, Monday through Friday, it opens up at 10. You you came in from Australia. You got a two day delay and it's and it's 12 midnight for you instead of 8am or the next day. What is that, Drew? Let's go ahead and make them. What are you going to do? Fly the goddamn plane?

11:15 Drew We're getting your car. Here's the deal. Here's what you do. You're literally a what airline you fly?

11:21 Adam I don't know.

11:22 Drew You're literally a millionaire. You go in, plunk down your 200 bucks in the red carpet room. They have alcohol 24-7 there.

11:29 Do they?

11:30 Drew Free.

11:31 Caller All right.

11:31 They always want me to sign up.

11:33 Drew Sign up.

11:33 Captain's Nest.

11:34 Drew Sign up. You stop complaining. I don't want to hear about this anymore. And then you'll accelerate your decline into addiction.

11:41 Adam Yeah.

11:42 Drew And then we'll see you.

11:42 Adam You know where the real argument starts at the airport with me?

11:45 Drew You'll be great in recovery.

11:46 Adam You know what the real argument starts? The real argument starts with me at the airport room.

11:52 Drew What's that?

11:53 Adam When I roll into the captain's nest and I'm like, yeah, I got a first class ticket to New York. I'm sorry, international only. OK, so let me get this straight. If I was flying, if I was flying JFK to Heathrow and had a first class ticket, I could have a drink. That's three thousand miles. But if I'm flying LAX at JFK, I can't sit in and have a couple of stale pretzels. That's also three thousand miles.

12:21 Drew How about Florida to Cuba?

12:21 Adam Come on, talk about Florida to Cuba.

12:24 Drew How about that?

12:25 Adam Yeah, I just mean, well, I don't make the Florida to Cuba run as much as...

12:29 Drew How about just LA to Cabo San Lucas?

12:31 Adam How about I got a ticket that costs $3300 and you give me four bucks worth of Bloody Mary?

12:37 How about that?

12:38 Adam That's all I'm saying. Very convenient. Now, if you live in New York, you're cool because...

12:43 Drew Yeah, you don't have to go anywhere. Go to Toronto.

12:47 Adam Oh, sound like Mr. Mooney.

12:53 Sativa?

12:55 Drew Yeah. How many of our listeners actually knew what the F you were talking about?

12:58 Adam No one knows who Mr. Mooney is.

13:00 Drew Sativa, do you know who Mr. Mooney is?

13:04 Adam Sativa sounds like a very reasonably priced...

13:09 Drew Car?

13:09 Adam Yeah, it's a car. Well, it's in your introduction into the sports coupe world. You know what I mean? It's got a V6 option. It's Pepe, 220 horsepower, five speed. But we're trying to keep the price under. It's the yes, the bodies. The coachwork is done in Iowa, but the engine comes from Japan.

13:30 Drew Absolutely.

13:30 Adam It's a cross-venture with Toyota's Sativa.

13:34 Chevrolet Sativa. All right.

13:36 Adam Go ahead, Sativa.

13:38 OK, so I had a question for Dr. Drew. When I try and turn myself on by like rubbing my nipples or something, like two minutes later, I'll start getting depressed and I'll have to like put on my shirt and like run and turn on the TV to like forget about the moment.

13:53 And I just want to know why.

13:55 Drew Is it only when you stimulate yourself on the breast? How about if you stimulate your genitalia?

14:02 Yeah, even then I'll get like really uncomfortable. I'll like start feeling depressed and I'll like...

14:06 Adam So Sativa has an optional sport package where you can get the 19-inch aluminum rims with the raised white ladders and the six-speaker Bose system.

14:15 Drew And you just put it on a computer, you can just set it up online, pick your own color.

14:18 Adam That's how we do it now. You pick your color, put your Sativa together, order it, and you come pick it up.

14:23 Drew It's cool.

14:23 Adam No haggling. That's all thing, no haggling, Drew. We don't haggle. Yeah.

14:29 Drew Okay, Sativa, did anything happen to you sexually? Were you been traumatized?

14:34 Not that I know of.

14:36 Drew Do you feel okay otherwise about yourself in a relationship?

14:41 I've been in a relationship with this guy, John, for like the past two years, and everything's all right. Like, it's cool. I just refuse to take off all my clothes, like just my underwear and my pants.

14:50 That's it.

14:52 Adam Here's the difference between the sport package and the touring edition. The touring has the moon roof and the sport has the sun roof.

14:59 Caller That's a solid roof. The moon is a glass, tinted glass.

15:03 Adam That's the only real difference between the sport and the touring package on the Sativa. 2006, you'll be able to get the moon roof or the sun roof on either package. It's obviously they're listening to the people.

15:16 Caller Yeah.

15:18 Drew So, you know, trying to figure this out, Sativa, it's obvious. It's easy to go to...

15:22 Adam 60-40 split on the rear seat folds down, so you get skis in there, lumber, that kind of thing. 60-40.

15:29 Drew They don't have any weird tantrums in the background.

15:30 Adam Never go 50-50. It's always 60-40 split on that. Go ahead and split that down. Cup holders. Did I mention the Bose system?

15:37 Drew Yeah, you did.

15:38 Adam Optional six CD or single CD in Dash Player.

15:41 Drew Or both. Yeah. Either.

15:43 Adam Yeah. Or you can compare them up. Okay.

15:46 Drew Nice. Go on. It's easy to go on the path of trauma, but you don't say you have that and you're okay in a relationship. Have you ever been sexual with somebody before?

15:55 Have I what?

15:55 Drew Have you ever had sex with somebody before?

15:57 Caller Yeah.

15:58 Drew And how did that go?

16:01 It went well. It went good. But I'm just saying by myself. If I want to turn myself on, like on my free time, if I want to masturbate or something, I can't do it. I'll try and turn myself on.

16:10 Drew Have you ever been able to do that?

16:12 No. Because two minutes later after rubbing my nipples...

16:16 Drew Sativa, Sativa, you got it. You don't have to repeat it. Listen, we're beginning to think the call is totally bogus. The way you keep repeating the same thing over and over and over again.

16:22 Adam The sports seat has a suede. It's a suede seat with cloth inserts.

16:27 Drew You've said this now four times. We got it. We got what the problem is. We're trying to figure out why. Or this is a bogus call, which I have a distinct kind of feeling.

16:34 The heated seats are part of the... I love Adam.

16:37 Adam I'm sorry. They're part of the touring package.

16:38 Drew Yeah, I know.

16:39 Adam That you can't get them in the sport edition.

16:42 Caller That's going to change in 207.

16:44 Adam Yeah.

16:44 Can you say my name just like one more time?

16:48 Adam Yeah, I've only mentioned it 37 times thus far. Drew.

16:52 Can you say it one more time?

16:53 Adam The pearl white is the only...

16:54 Drew Haven't you learned by now that you don't add him well enough, man, you love. If you ask him to do something, you know that's exactly what he won't do.

16:59 Adam There's only two options on the paint. There's the pearl white and the Tuscany red.

17:03 Drew Tuscany red?

17:04 Adam Yeah. It's a burnt orange. They call it red, but it's sort of Tuscany red.

17:10 Yeah.

17:12 Adam There's options like the stainless steel mesh grill. That's not a dealer option. You can get that and have the dealer install it. You can't get it from the factory.

17:21 Drew It's a nice deal.

17:22 Adam Yeah. The Tuscany red and the pearl white are both metallic paints. That's going to run the extra $3.99. Those are only paint options.

17:31 Drew Nice.

17:31 Caller Okay. Sativa?

17:35 Drew Yeah.

17:35 Adam Yeah, it's for the 205 Sativa.

17:37 Drew So you're able to be sexual with a person. It's just when you're by yourself. Were you ever taught that that was a bad thing to do? Did you have any sort of? No. Yeah.

17:47 Adam They have a 1.8 inline-four single overhead cam engine that puts out 167.

17:52 Drew Oh, that's it, huh?

17:53 Adam Horsespray, it's just a one. Well, it's a 1.8. That's the starting engine.

17:58 Drew All right, well they have another one.

17:59 Adam It puts out 167. It's got 211 pounds of torque at 4,000 RPM.

18:03 Drew You gotta remember what cars were like in the 70s.

18:05 Adam Well, this is just an inline. If you want to step up to the V6, they have a 3-liter V6. It's 220 horsepower. It's a twin-overhead cam engine, port-fueled body injection. And then they're gonna come out. In Europe, they have a 1.7 turbo diesel.

18:21 Drew Oh, that's awesome.

18:22 Adam Yeah, it's torquey, but it doesn't put out a lot of horsepower. They don't think the diesel's coming in. The Sativa is not coming out here.

18:28 Drew Is there gonna be a...

18:29 Adam It's the same engine they use in the European Cobalt. As a matter of fact, the Chevy Cobalt is called the Sativa in Europe.

18:35 Drew Oh, how wild is that?

18:36 Adam Yeah, see here they call it the Cobalt. There it's called the Sativa.

18:39 Drew It's like the Rabbit used to be a Golf in Europe.

18:41 Adam Yeah, yeah, that's how they have different names. Okay, they of course have the turbo diesel over there.

18:46 Caller Sativa?

18:47 Yeah?

18:49 Adam Well, I said your name 28 more times.

18:51 Drew Are you happy now?

18:51 All right, thank you. What did you think about like what I just asked you though?

18:58 Drew I don't, it may be nothing. It may just be, there's often not a drive to masturbate for women and so it just doesn't feel right. There's no sort of drive to do it so it just feels funny. It may be that you receive some messages about it being bad and there's no drive to do it. You save it up and traumatize and you're comfortable with yourself in a relationship.

19:15 Adam So the sport package comes with a six-speed manual shift and the touring edition is either the six-speed or five-speed automatic.

19:24 Caller Nice.

19:26 Drew Five-speed automatic.

19:27 Adam Yeah.

19:27 Caller They're stepping it up.

19:28 Adam Yeah. Also, oh, one thing I missed here on the sport edition, one of the other differences in the sport edition beside the moon roof, replacing the sun roof, is a positive traction locking rear end differential. Okay. A lot of options on that, Sativa.

19:43 Adam It's a limited slip differential.

19:45 Caller It just helps cornering.

19:47 Adam Sativa?

19:48 Caller Yeah.

19:49 Caller Okay.

19:50 Adam I was just giving your name out again.

19:52 All right. Well, thanks. Um, but I have another question.

19:57 Drew All right.

19:58 Like, I used to cut on myself when I was seven years old.

20:00 Drew Okay. So, listen. Oh, baby. That means you're a trauma survivor, right? I mean, are you on medication right now?

20:05 No, I'm not. Like, no. I've been told I need to be, but I don't know what for, but this is like-

20:10 Drew Hey, Sativa. Sativa.

20:11 Yeah.

20:13 Drew You got to be a little aware of how you come across. It's like, hey, you're on medicine now? Oh, how dare you? What are you? Oh, no way. Well, I'm supposed to be. I'm supposed to be. Yeah, I am.

20:22 Well, no, no. People tell me I should be, but I just I think I talk too much. I don't know.

20:27 Drew All right.

20:27 I'm just.

20:27 Adam Here's the thing, Sativa, you sound nuts. And I haven't even been listening. So what are we going to do? You get some therapy or you're just going to go through life nuts?

20:37 Caller I don't want to be nuts. I'm going to.

20:38 All right.

20:39 Adam Get some therapy, baby. Don't worry about the masturbation stuff. You know, something happened to you. Let's take care of it. You're 19. Take care of your problem. You'll be fine.

20:49 Caller OK.

20:50 Adam OK.

20:51 Caller All right. All right. All right.

20:55 Adam I've seen some some sativa trick out. I've seen them cruising down the ground effects, rocker panels, squatted, dropped triple chrome, 19 inch rims. Big, big bazooka, mega bass.

21:09 Drew They might do that.

21:10 Adam It's it's the ridiculous when they drop it down. But, you know, chrome chrome exists, exhaust tips and all that stuff. And it's a good look. It's a good luck.

21:18 Caller Nice.

21:18 Adam They set up nicely.

21:20 Caller All right.

21:20 Adam Let's talk to Veronica. Veronica.

21:24 Hello.

21:25 Adam What's happening, baby doll? You're 22.

21:27 Caller Yes, I am. I'm so excited to get some insight.

21:30 Adam All right.

21:31 Caller I'm 22. My boyfriend's 25. We've been dating for about four months. I'm sexually active for three. And he's easily aroused. However, when we start getting going, he can't finish at all.

21:45 Is that the way he walks?

21:47 Caller Half an hour go by, I'm getting bored, tired, sore, nothing.

21:51 Drew What does he say? That's the way he always is?

21:53 Yes.

21:54 Drew And how long does it normally take him? Does he tell you?

21:57 Caller He does masturbate. And he tells me that it takes him about 15 to 20 minutes just to masturbate.

22:04 Drew And how about when he's been with other people? How long does it take him?

22:07 Caller Previous to me, he's only had one girlfriend for about six years. And she was not very intimate with him.

22:15 Drew Of course not. She was a horrible bitch.

22:17 Caller Yeah.

22:17 Drew Horrible.

22:18 Adam Frigid.

22:19 Caller Frigid.

22:19 Drew Dead fish.

22:20 Adam Well, let me just jump in for a moment. Let me just jump in real quick here. The 1.6 inline, straight forward Sativa, that gets 23 in the city and 19 on the highway. 29 on the highway, pardon me.

22:34 Drew So it's better than a hybrid. Oh no.

22:36 Adam Well, no, it's less, but the three liter V6 gets the 19 in the city and 26 in the highway.

22:42 Drew It's so popular. Are they going to come out with a hybrid version?

22:44 Adam I won't, if I have my say. MSRP starts at 19.5, by the way.

22:50 Caller Nicely clipped.

22:50 Adam You're looking about 21 too.

22:52 Caller Nicely clipped.

22:55 Drew Veronica. So what is it you think she did to him?

22:59 Adam She ruined him.

23:01 Caller I think she ruined him, but apparently she just looked down on him all the time. And he said that...

23:06 Drew You mean she spoiled him?

23:07 Adam Yeah, that's not ruined.

23:08 That's inflated.

23:10 Caller OK, first of all, I don't like to spoil him.

23:11 Adam That's like ruining your car by waxing it too much.

23:13 Drew She said what? Yeah, so she spoiled him, right?

23:17 Caller Yes, and so apparently he thinks that that's the only thing that can really get him off.

23:21 Drew There are those guys. There are those guys.

23:25 Caller And he thinks that the only ultimate turn on for him is for me to go ahead and finish by...

23:30 Drew Hey, Veronica, he doesn't think that. That's his...

23:34 Adam Veronica, you sound hot because you're a royal pain in the ass.

23:38 Drew Yeah, this is not some sort of concept that he's evolved through time cognitively.

23:42 Adam He thinks because she cursed his pecker and now he thinks the only thing that feels good is an orgasm in somebody's mouth.

23:52 Drew You should know that there are those guys that cannot orgasm with intercourse and can only do it with oral sex, or at least have such a distinct preference that way that it's difficult for them otherwise. They're guys that are exactly the other way. And they're guys that just take a long time no matter what.

24:06 Adam And let me tell you something. You make fun of those guys. Yeah, the oral guys.

24:10 Caller No, I don't make fun of them.

24:12 Drew Do you feel the disdain in my voice?

24:13 Adam I know how you feel.

24:15 Drew We do want to look into it, certainly. God did not mean to. It's about procreation.

24:21 Adam But remember the other night when I was saying, if you can learn to beat off on your feet, the world is your spangatorium.

24:27 Drew But you don't mean on your feet, you mean standing.

24:30 Adam I mean standing.

24:31 Drew Not on your feet.

24:32 Adam Oh, not on your feet. Well, that's a byproduct of doing it on your feet while standing. Yes, you do get some on your feet. That's why I'm not an open toe guy, because I got a staph infection. What's the second to the biggest toe called, Drew? Is that just a number?

24:45 Drew Second toe. Second digit.

24:46 Adam Okay, fair enough. Where's my point? If you can have an orgasm via oral sex while standing, oh man, you got to get a security gig at a concert. You know what I mean?

25:00 Drew Oh, I see.

25:01 Adam You think about that guy. Think about your 20-something-year-old guy in your bartending.

25:08 Drew You know what I mean? The rapid trigger guy is going to be able to do that.

25:11 Adam He will. Rapid trigger guy with intercourse will be able to do a standing, oral.

25:17 Drew A super rapid trigger guy. You know what I mean? There's some of those guys that are very rapid. That's going to be whatever.

25:23 Adam So there's MSRP and then there's SRT.

25:26 Drew Right.

25:28 Adam So that guy can't see. I'm just saying, guys, train yourselves. Use a shop vac and just stand up in a closet and see if you can produce something. Because if you can get that, that means a co-worker can give you a quick BJ.

25:41 Drew You know, you know, it's like, what if the guy doesn't like that so much?

25:44 Adam I'm saying he's got to train himself to like.

25:46 Drew You can't. It's a braggers thing.

25:47 Adam Yeah, but here's the thing.

25:48 Drew Learn to like that.

25:49 Adam There's a new there's a new hostess. You guys are opening, opening up the restaurant in 15 minutes.

25:55 Drew As suboptimal experiences go, it's amongst the best.

25:58 Adam Yeah. Veronica, are you good looking?

26:02 Caller I don't have a problem getting dates.

26:04 Caller Shocker. All right.

26:07 Adam Look, I don't even know. I haven't been listening again. Drew, what's what's her deal? You sound like you have a horrible attitude.

26:13 Drew It wants her voice.

26:14 Caller My whole question is that I really like him and I really can see this going in a good direction. However, when we have sex, it almost feels like I'm inadequate because we're not getting anywhere. And it almost makes me feel like, you know, there's something wrong.

26:27 Drew That's your...

26:28 Adam She slid right back into bitchy mode.

26:30 Drew Right. That's your perception of the experience that's not his. And the fact that you can't distinguish your own experience from his, that's not a great sign in terms of your emotional development.

26:40 Adam Where's dad? He just jumped in a Sativa and kept driving, never looked back.

26:46 Caller I'll be honest, I don't have a good relationship, but I've actually been in therapy, come to terms with it all. Everything in that area is actually fine.

26:52 Drew You need to stay with some more boundary issues because he is telling you, this is what is the optimal experience, is what gives me the time of my life with you. It has nothing to do with what you do for him.

27:05 Adam Baby, you're angry at dad. I can hear it.

27:07 Drew Well, she wants things to be her way to her sense of how it's supposed to go because that's how she gets gratified. Right.

27:14 Adam In part of the Sativa Touring package is the rear view that has the high beam sensor that will go dark when it gets hit by high beams.

27:22 Drew Nice.

27:23 Adam It's nice. Yeah. Not part of the sport package, but not six. I think they're going to offer that, because that's what the people want. Ken, we're a different kind of car company over at Sativa Drill. You know, no haggling. Ken?

27:39 Caller Yes.

27:39 Adam 26?

27:40 Caller Yes.

27:41 Hey, how's it going?

27:42 Adam What's up?

27:43 Yeah, I just got finished watching the re-airing of the first episode of the Adam Corolla Project. And I'm just calling because I'm about a 10-year listener. And I thought that show was fantastic. I thought it was the perfect television show for longtime Love Line fans and listeners.

28:02 Drew No one else though. No one else.

28:03 Adam Yeah.

28:04 Really?

28:04 Adam No, no. You get to see what everyone looks like and all that, right?

28:08 Drew Where the hell are you now? We're looking at the show that he's the new one.

28:12 Adam Yeah.

28:13 Drew At somebody's house?

28:13 Adam I'm over at a spa.

28:15 Drew Oh, that's the spa.

28:15 Adam Getting a little facial.

28:16 Drew I see. Yeah.

28:17 Adam And there's Ray working in his flip-flops, removing a bunch of heavy timbers. Go ahead, Ken. I'm sorry.

28:23 Yeah, it's all right. It's awesome that there's a glimpse into your life that, you know, a lot of us that have listened to the show for a long time, we enjoy the show because we get a glimpse into your lives every night and that kind of makes it interesting because sometimes the calls are repetitive, but the stories are always new. And it's it's just been really interesting to see that show. I enjoy it much more than I enjoy the show on Comedy Central, just because I know I'm with you. I want to say something negative, but I just think it's more suited for the way that you're funny. You tend to make us visualize things in our mind that are funny in the TV show where you're working on the house, brings us to life.

29:02 Drew I agree.

29:04 Adam Thanks, Ken. Appreciate it.

29:06 Keep watching.

29:07 Adam Thank you. It's on tonight, everybody. TLC, Adam Corolla Project. All right, Drew.

29:12 Drew Break time.

29:12 Adam Break time? We'll break it down?

29:14 Drew It's a good time to break.

29:16 Adam To tell you the MSRP on the Sativa?

29:18 Drew 19.5.

29:19 Adam 19.5 is base. 20.22, nicely equipped.

29:24 Drew Nicely equipped. All right. What would tricked out be?

29:27 Adam Again, these are a lot of these are dealer options. You can put this stuff on yourself.

29:31 Drew The mesh grill sounds great in the V8.

29:33 Adam Stainless steel known as the V6, the three liter V6. But if you get the optional exhaust system.

29:40 Drew What all that? My Sativa.

29:41 Adam I will set. We'll get on the Internet.

29:43 Drew Unfortunately, Sativa is a little bit close to a Festiva.

29:46 Adam I know.

29:46 Drew To be taken seriously.

29:48 Adam In Europe, it's the Cobalt.

29:50 Drew Cobalt sounds much better.

29:51 Adam OK, we'll take a quick break. Do we really need different cars? Like they do this all the time. Well, here it's the this, but there it's that. And then in Japan, it's the this.

30:01 Drew Come on.

30:02 Adam Yeah, really. 240Z not going to cut it in Japan. Got to call something else. What is that, Drew?

30:08 Drew I wish I knew.

30:09 Adam All right. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

30:12 Hello. This is your radio radio.

30:15 Caller Loveline will be right back.

30:18 Adam Want to dress up your sex life? Visit durex.com. Yeah, Loveline, get it on. We're doing a little lightning round tonight, Drew.

30:50 Drew All right.

30:50 Adam Look out, buddy.

30:52 Drew How did we do that?

30:53 Adam I don't remember. We're dusting off the lightning round. Whoa, there's weather, news, traffic.

30:59 Drew Is that part of the lightning round?

31:00 Adam I think it's gonna be part of it now, and then a lot of, a lot of trow drop in. Michael?

31:07 Yeah, what's going on, man? Huh? Yeah.

31:12 Adam Yeah, what's up?

31:14 All right, well, I finally decided to get circumcised, and I was wondering, how does the foreskin manage to keep the infection away? Also, is it a good idea what I'm doing? And...

31:28 Drew Michael, what the hell are you talking about?

31:30 Adam What infection?

31:33 Well, I've heard when you're, when you're uncircumcised, it helps keep the infection away or something like that?

31:37 Drew No, when you're uncircumcised, you're more likely to get infection of various types.

31:41 Adam Yeah. Oh, really?

31:42 Drew You're more likely to get wart virus, more likely to get yeast, more likely to get herpes. All those good things are more likely when you are uncircumcised.

31:50 Adam Here, let me explain this uncircumcised and the circumcised thing in a nutshell, and then I'm gonna kill myself for the fifth time. The crowd that wants the circumcision reattached, wants the foreskin restored, wants what's left to be pulled down, looks at it as basically child abuse. They're not jobs.

32:12 Drew Something was deficient in their parent-child relationship.

32:14 Adam They have problems.

32:15 Drew Beyond the foreskin.

32:15 Adam They have problems. The other side, like Dr. Drew, that goes insane with the pro foreskin, the pro circumcision thing.

32:24 Drew I know you don't care.

32:25 Adam You got a little energy.

32:26 Drew No, no. I got energy for what's healthy.

32:28 Adam It's 55.

32:28 Drew I don't care what people want to do.

32:30 Adam No, no. That's not no. See there. You're doing it again because this isn't heroin. This is a foreskin. Either way, you'll be fine.

32:38 Drew I don't care if people want to do heroin.

32:40 Adam No, no. I know, Drew. But look, what I'm saying is, you have a fair amount of energy in the circumcision department.

32:48 Drew I don't feel like it.

32:50 Adam You have a very momentous, prepuce occupation.

32:54 Drew You know what I have energy with is I very much.

32:57 Adam All the BS that goes back and forth.

32:59 Drew I hate that stuff. It's like, you guys do whatever you want.

33:02 Adam No, no, no, no. I know. I know. But you say, you know, no cases of penile cancer and well, no cases in penile cancer for people that aren't circumcised.

33:12 Drew But if there wasn't so much energy coming down the other way, I wouldn't have to say those things.

33:16 Adam Here's the deal. I'm going to clear it up for everybody because, as usual, I'm the voice of reason.

33:20 Drew Oh my God, look at that.

33:21 Adam Yeah, I know.

33:21 Caller Oh my God.

33:23 Adam Here's, Drew, I'll explain it in a second. I've done careful analysis. It's about a 60-40 thing. It's not a 90-10 thing. It's about a 60-40 thing. If I had a son, I would get him circumcised. 60-40, not 90. And if he wasn't circumcised, it wouldn't be any big deal either.

33:42 Drew And honestly, I'm about 70-30.

33:44 Adam All right.

33:44 Drew Seriously. I'm about 95-5.

33:47 Adam I know.

33:48 Yeah.

33:49 Adam All right, Michael. Now, why are you getting circumcised at this advanced stage of 29?

33:54 Caller OK. Well, two major reasons. My girlfriend, well, my fiance, she always complains that there's like a strong smell.

34:03 Adam All right.

34:03 Drew That's a good reason.

34:04 Adam There's good reason. Number one.

34:06 Caller Right now that you mentioned the yeast infection, maybe that might be something to do with it or something?

34:10 Drew Well, yeast and bacteria, anaerobic or non-oxygen using bacteria.

34:15 Adam You know what it becomes? You know, let me tell you the difference between the circumcised penis and the uncircumcised penis in the funk department. The circumcised penis is like your foot, although you see you're wearing sandals, it's open toe, open air. And the circumcised is you got a high top and a gym sock on. And that, that, you got to take a shower after you go to the gym and you got to clean between your toes and clean as hell. It's going to take a little more maintenance. I always say it's the difference between a convertible and a hard top. Nice, but takes a little maintenance. Now, the thing, the thing about the Sativa, 07, we're coming out of the convertible.

34:52 Drew That's more maintenance.

34:53 Adam It, it, yeah, but it drops in under 30 seconds. And it's, but it's a soft top, it's not a power, it's not a hard top, Drew. And it's only going to be available with the Sport Package in a V6, by the way. They're not going to have the 1.8 liter for Steve.

35:08 Drew So anyways, the reason I said look at that, there was an old DVD or something of Adam and I, the original Loveline for Fox.

35:14 Adam Yeah.

35:15 Drew Oh yeah, promotional package.

35:16 Adam Yeah, it was on the TV show.

35:17 Drew And it harkened back to You Need a Brain Vacation.

35:20 Adam Yeah.

35:20 Drew Which was a commercial we did 12 years ago.

35:23 Adam Thank God it never aired, right?

35:25 Caller All right.

35:26 Adam Michael.

35:27 Caller Yeah.

35:28 Adam How much is it to get that foreskin removed at 29?

35:32 Caller Well, one guy quoted, he said just ballpark, probably like close to a grand.

35:38 Adam Really?

35:39 Caller Yeah.

35:39 Adam Reasonable.

35:39 Drew That's about right.

35:40 Caller Reasonable.

35:41 Drew Yeah. Maybe a little more for the operating room, the anesthesiologist, that kind of stuff.

35:44 Adam Oh, I see. Is that how they do it, Drew?

35:46 Caller Sometimes.

35:47 Adam Ups and extras?

35:47 Drew Sometimes.

35:48 Adam Yeah, because I can imagine going in and doing that and doing all that for under a grand, while everyone paid?

35:54 Drew I bet it's like $1,200, $1,400, it's all done.

35:56 Adam Okay.

35:57 Caller Now, how much downtime would I have?

35:59 Drew Couple weeks.

36:00 Adam Couple weeks.

36:01 Caller And this one's for Adam. Now, you being a weird person, would this change my masturbation habits?

36:11 Drew It would not change, it would break the rhythm.

36:12 Adam No, you'll be fine.

36:14 Caller They'll be fine.

36:15 Caller Yeah.

36:16 Adam You're laying on your feet, buddy. That's what I like about you, Michael. All right, I'm only going to answer, here's my max on circumcision questions, 400.

36:23 Drew Okay, we reached that about an hour ago.

36:25 Caller Shawna?

36:27 Caller Hi.

36:27 Adam 25?

36:29 Caller Yes.

36:29 Adam What's up, baby doll?

36:33 Caller My husband and I had been married for two years, and we had a daughter together exactly a year ago. And ever since we've had a child, my husband seems to have lost a lot of sexual interest. And I really tried a lot to put spice back into our life again. I mean, dressing up, different places. I tried everything. I cannot get him, just can't get him into it.

37:04 Adam Yeah. Have you put on some weight?

37:07 Caller No, actually, I'm 5'10, and I wear between a size 4 and a size 6. Before I had the baby, I was a size 2 to a size 4. So I was pretty small. I'm just naturally a very lanky person.

37:21 Adam How much do you weigh? Because I don't know the size thing that way.

37:24 Caller I weigh 133 pounds.

37:26 Adam All right.

37:26 Caller And I'm 5'10.

37:27 So I...

37:28 Adam All right.

37:28 Drew And I...

37:29 Adam Lean and mean.

37:31 And he has to comment that he likes the fact that I have a butt now.

37:35 Drew Well, so what does he tell you the reason that he's down to once a month?

37:39 Caller He just says that he is really tired and that the baby has a lot of work and he just doesn't have as much energy.

37:49 Adam Well, let me tell you...

37:51 Drew Is he on any medication now, just before you tell me?

37:53 Caller No, he is not on any medication.

37:55 Drew All right, go ahead, Adam.

37:57 Adam Well, I think the thing that women need to appreciate about sex and guys and tired and schedules and all that kind of stuff is it becomes what working out becomes to guys. They're tired and they lose their whatever and they get into this weird little cycle which is the less they work out, the less energy they have to work out, the more they start eating badly, the more sitting around, it gets into a little... It's not quite a shame spiral, but it's a little momentum. It's a little momentum and it really feels the same way it feels when you're not working out, which is, ah, Christ, I didn't work out last week. Who cares what I eat this week? And then you eat something, then you have a second piece of pie and you're like, they start feeling bad about yourself. And then next thing you know, it's just like, ah, I can't move. The other thing that women need to know about guys and sex is you gotta get a boner and you gotta get your ass moving. It's not just, you gotta be there.

38:53 Drew Right, guys are genuinely gonna be tired.

38:56 Adam Genuinely, physically. Yeah, they really can be sort of tired and when you're sort of physically tired and you're not being motivated. And when I say motivated, I'm talking about hot nanny who wants a quickie before the old lady gets back from the supermarket.

39:10 Drew That motivates you?

39:12 Adam That could motivate.

39:13 Drew I see, so it's the Coolidge effect.

39:14 Adam Certain guys, yes. Without that motivation, sometimes it's hard to get the guy up off the sofa. So what you have to do is sort of kickstart him a little bit. You just get it on and he feels good two strokes into it. And then that's it.

39:29 Drew Now there is one other possibility here. Well, there's probably a lot of possibilities.

39:32 Adam What is the mommy thing?

39:34 Drew That's the other big one that happens is that some guys, when a woman becomes mom, they have all sorts of bizarre and conflicted feelings about that and have trouble being sexual with that person.

39:46 Adam Right.

39:46 Drew And I couldn't hang with that guy either.

39:48 Adam Yeah. Oh, really? Drew will eat placenta. He's like a male grizzly.

39:56 Drew It's a well-known, well-established, primitive, healthy.

40:00 Adam And as far as the nutrients go.

40:01 Drew Oh, my God.

40:02 Adam Incredible. Incredible. Yeah.

40:04 Caller All right.

40:05 Adam Drew, you're a man of passion. What can I say?

40:08 Caller What can I say? Yeah. I talked to Teresa.

40:12 Adam Teresa?

40:13 Caller Yeah.

40:14 Adam Nineteen?

40:15 Caller Yeah.

40:16 Adam What's up?

40:17 Caller I have a condition.

40:18 Caller I don't think you guys have ever had a call like this before.

40:21 I have a condition called trichotillomania.

40:24 Drew We've had it many, many, many, many, many times. It's a common condition.

40:27 Adam 3,300 times.

40:29 Caller Really?

40:29 Adam Tonight.

40:31 Drew Are you on medication for it?

40:33 Caller Yeah.

40:33 Drew Are you taking Prozac or Luvox or something?

40:36 Caller Actually, I'm on Halperidol.

40:37 Adam That's where you pull your hair out.

40:38 Drew Hal-dol. So you...

40:41 Adam That's the hair. Everyone quiet. That's hair pulling.

40:43 Drew Yeah, hair pulling. You pull your eyebrows, your eyelashes, your hair, really until you even get bald spots.

40:48 Adam Does it go anywhere on your body or is it usually confined to one area, your head somewhere?

40:53 Drew It's more commonly hair, head, and face, but it can be anywhere.

40:57 Caller Okay.

40:58 Drew Okay. What's the question?

41:00 Caller Well, about a year ago, I started smoking cigarettes and before that, they put me on the-

41:06 Drew Pick a nose and tell it mania? Pick a nose and mania?

41:10 Adam Pick a nose and mania that I get when I'm driving home from work. That's why I got the limo tint on my car.

41:16 Drew People see that like, oh my God, Corolla's got a problem. Yeah.

41:20 Adam I'll tell you, one of the few drawbacks to being a quasi-celebrity is the nose picking, the obsessive nose picking in the car.

41:31 Drew Can't do that in private. You can't do it in public, it really is.

41:35 Adam You know why? Because everyone's sort of the neighbor who lives down the street. Look at Pinsky over there with his fist up his face. Look at that. Look at that something. Maybe they recognize you, maybe they don't, but the whole maybe part ruins it. Normally it's like, oh, who cares? I'm never going to see this person again. Yeah.

41:53 Drew And then it's like, oh my God.

41:54 Adam I'm going at it.

41:54 Drew I'm going to the cell phones or take a picture.

41:56 Adam Yeah. Theresa?

41:57 Caller Yeah.

41:58 Adam So what's the question? You started smoking.

42:00 Caller I started smoking about maybe a year, year and a half ago. And I was, and then I noticed like the hair pulling started up again after it was mine, after I got on the health care at all. And then, you know, it stopped after a while. And then recently it's just came back again. And I don't know if it's because maybe I'm smoking a little more than I did.

42:21 Caller And then I don't know if it's smoking.

42:23 Drew What kind of doctor put you on the health hall?

42:26 Caller He's an MD.

42:28 Drew Is he a psychiatrist?

42:29 Caller What?

42:30 Drew A psychiatrist?

42:31 Adam Yeah. Drew, does smoking will speed you up a little bit?

42:37 Drew Yeah, it could. And it makes sense to me that it might enhance some of the biology associated with it.

42:43 Adam There's a weird thing I noticed with smokers, or heavy smokers, is the more they smoke, the more coffee they drink, the more coffee they drink, the more they smoke, and they generally are just sort of fidgety, and it leads to the next cigarette, which leads to the next cup of coffee.

43:00 Drew Right. There's a self-reinforcing quality of stimulants where it drives you on to more, even though it's uncomfortable. You're just driven to more.

43:09 Adam That's why it's bad, because you don't even want this coffee, you don't even want your next cigarette, and you're just powering forward.

43:16 Drew Look at any cocaine binge, somebody that's doing a crack cocaine binge, they love the first hit, and every subsequent hit thereafter, they feel crappier and crappier and crappier, and they know intellectually that's going to happen.

43:26 Adam Unless it's good below.

43:27 Drew But they use until they're psychotic on the sniffing...

43:31 Adam Well, that's the whole thing I could never figure out when I'd stagger out in the kitchen of my apartment, and my roommates would be sitting there high as a kite at 6.15 in the morning, and they're all frantically talking about where they're going to get some more blow, and I'd be like, what do you guys want to do, blow at 8 a.m.? I want you to go to bed. You know what I mean? Like, why do you want to... You're not... You're past the point where you're enjoying yourself. You're having a good time at 2 a.m. It's 6.15 now. You're not having a good time.

43:56 Drew It's precisely the way laboratory mammals behave. They use until they die, basically.

44:00 Adam You're saying mammals are animals or mammals?

44:02 Drew Mammals. Mammals.

44:03 Adam Mammals.

44:04 Drew Mammals. But here's the deal, Teresa, there are...

44:05 Adam It's the Patrick Duffy series from the late 70s.

44:08 Drew There are a number of medications that are effective for this, some of which might help you with the smoking, and the serotonin reuptake inhibitor has been used for this, butrin may have some role to be played, and Haldol's a very powerful medicine with lots of dangerous long-term side effects, so you may want to revisit that since it's not controlling your symptoms and maybe you can get on something to help you with the cigarettes too.

44:27 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break, 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Let's start collecting some cities for our lightning round, Drew.

44:34 Drew Don't do that. Let's go stand in front of the map.

44:36 Caller And we'll be back after this.

45:05 Adam Yeah, Loveline! Phone number 1-800-LOV. I'm Adam, that's Drew, Adam Corolla Project on TLC Tonight.

45:15 Give me a little heads up on that.

45:17 Caller Drew?

45:17 Drew Ozzy, barbecuing makes me hungry.

45:19 Adam Yeah, we have it on in the background, the sound down. It's just distracting for Drew. You ready to talk to Travis?

45:26 Drew Yep.

45:26 Adam 25?

45:28 Caller Wife was abused as a kid. How will this affect their kids?

45:33 Drew Travis?

45:34 Caller Hello?

45:35 Adam So your wife was abused?

45:37 Caller Yes, sir.

45:39 Adam How was she abused?

45:40 Caller Both physically and sexually.

45:44 Adam And does she have a relationship with her family?

45:47 Caller Yes. She actually hasn't seen her father since she was younger.

45:55 Drew He was the perpetrator? Yes. How is your relationship with her?

45:59 Caller Mine and hers are, well, I mean, I guess every once in a while, like it's rocky, but for the most part, it's pretty good.

46:05 Drew Been relatively stable. How long?

46:07 Caller We've been married for six years.

46:10 Caller All right.

46:10 Drew OK.

46:11 Caller Do you have kids?

46:12 Caller We have two, three and a half and one.

46:15 Drew How is she with them?

46:16 Caller She's a good mom. I mean, like I said, for the most part, there's rocky times, but, you know, I just, I always hear you guys talking about how it kind of comes back and haunts you. And, you know, there's always been things in my, I don't know, in the back of my mind.

46:33 Adam Here's the thing, Travis. First thing is, is the first damage they do or the biggest damage they do oftentimes is marrying an abusive guy.

46:41 Drew They pick a perpetrator.

46:42 Adam Right. So if they've dodged that bullet, you're halfway home. You're probably two thirds of the way home.

46:48 Drew Then they have about a 60 percent of becoming an abuser themselves of some type.

46:52 Adam Yeah. But almost everything can fall under that umbrella somewhere.

46:56 Drew Well, all right.

46:57 Adam But I'm just saying they usually pick a guy, bring the fox back to the hen house and let him have his way with the chickens. And they haven't done that with you, which is good.

47:06 Drew And the fact that she's able to have stable relationships is rather unusual. Has she had the treatment?

47:11 Caller Well, a few years back, she went and saw a therapist, but it wasn't, I mean, she actually tried to leave a relationship and left me with the kids for like a week. And she came back and she goes, I need to see somebody. And wait, say that again.

47:28 Drew What happened?

47:29 Caller Like it was almost two years ago, she left and left me with our son. And I didn't hear from her for like a week.

47:38 Drew What happened? What was that? That's terribly serious. What did she do during that week?

47:44 Caller I honestly we've never really talked about it. She went and saw somebody and we went to therapy together. I never heard what she did. I know she lived with her mother for most of it, but we didn't really stay in contact. I just kind of figured if she needed her space, she needed her space. I actually didn't know she was abused until about, I don't know, six months back. And so it's been a long, it's been kind of one of those, you know, you learn something new, you learn something new and here we are now, you know, and so kind of one of those things.

48:26 Drew Why don't you get her back into treatment? The more she is supervised with all this, the better it's gonna be for your kids. Okay. And the fact of her just leaving the ship, you know, getting off the ship over a week or so, that's big time stuff.

48:40 Adam I get the feeling Travis didn't really wanna know what she was up to for that week.

48:43 Drew Oh, absolutely not. He doesn't sweat the details either. It's like, oh, what are you gonna do in your space? Let me go.

48:47 Adam In your space.

48:47 Drew Yeah, that's not it, Travis. This is very, very serious behavioral problem. And it may be just a harbinger of what's to come here.

48:55 Adam Yeah.

48:56 Drew Because when things get stressful and she just bails, oh, that's not what your kids need.

49:01 Adam Well, I was talking to a friend of mine about that earlier today, about that person. And I hang out with a lot of them and knew a lot of them. I know both ways. There's there's two ways you sort of react to things. Drew, over here, buddy. When people get stressed out, or they have... Tell me what you think of this. There's a lot of guys I grew up with that are marginally successful. I'll call them sort of medium to unsuccessful. One of their main traits is when the world starts sort of coming at them, they just crack a beer, unplug the phone and lock the door. They just don't want to deal.

49:41 Drew That's bizarre, yeah.

49:42 Adam And that's how a lot of people are. I mean, when the bill collector comes knock and they don't answer the door, their whole thing is just sort of avoid and get no low cocoon. Then there's other people like yourself probably that have this weird sort of energy that pushes them toward that stuff. It's almost a weird Tourette's. I have that with some people I work with. Like you'll go, yeah, listen, this executive, we need to talk. Next thing you know, they're on the phone. And you're like, I'm not even done talking about them. Why are they on speaker phone? We gotta take care of this. It's like, what is that? It's another weird one. I think it's almost the same energy. It just ends up getting pushed in the right direction. It's like people who work out for five hours a day because if they weren't doing that, they'd just be eating themselves to death at home, crying into a big tub of hog and dogs.

50:32 Drew It's the cop and the criminal thing.

50:33 Adam Cop and the criminal thing, right. Same energy, just different, ones on the different side of the badge. But the people that just sort of want to hide, want to avoid, that's the depression thing. And they can't handle it, and they can't cope, and they get stressed out, and they split, or they quit, or they take off, and you don't see them for a month. These are the dudes who have a five-year-old, a three-year-old, and one on the way, and split to Florida to go work on a charter boat. Screw it.

51:02 Drew I was thinking about a woman today I'd heard about who has a child brought home and they're left for six months. There's no big deal. The kid will be fine. The kid's resilient.

51:10 Adam Now, is that, but Drew, is that, you know, is that depression?

51:15 Drew It's more than just depression.

51:16 Adam It's one of the cornerstones to not being successful.

51:19 Drew It is, but Brooke Shield was depressed. You get overwhelmed. You start feeling like you're going to act out. Some people take off, like maybe Travis' wife, because she's been abused, she's afraid she's going to become an abuser. And in a way, getting out of that environment is adaptive. It still means very, very serious things are going on, but it prevents her from actually acting out on the kids.

51:38 Adam All right, let's let's squeeze in old Germany or Florida before we go to break. Stephen?

51:44 Adam.

51:45 Adam Corolla. I'm tired of it.

51:46 Drew Me too.

51:47 Adam You're 18. Oh, I'll tell you the one thing I do want to get going, Drew, after talking about it the other night with you is the candles on the birthday cake. I like to get rid of those.

51:56 Drew Well, the birthday pie. I like the fire.

51:58 Adam Birthday pie. Birthday pie.

51:59 Drew Birthday pie.

52:02 Adam Birthday pie. Oh, another candle. I'm a birthday pie. Who the F knows how old I am today? It's one flame.

52:10 Drew We'll have some pie and sandwiches.

52:12 Adam Yeah. All right.

52:16 Caller Yeah. All right. Two nursing assistants were indicted for multiple counts of abuse after it was alleged that they gave elderly patients laxatives as a prank to arrest staff that worked shifts after them. Hmm.

52:29 Adam Interesting. I like that. And Drew, what hap- I know, I always ask, what happened to the Angel of Death, the Mercy Killer?

52:35 Drew Yeah, what happened to him?

52:36 Adam They used to be that weird male nurse Mercy Killer. Kill everybody that died. Once every six weeks in the 70s, there was another Mercy Killing going on that they'd uncover a guy. And these guys rack up numbers.

52:48 Drew Yeah.

52:49 Adam They scoff at serial killing. You know, Ted Bundy kills like 12 coeds or something. That's not these guys would go through like most through like 80 people.

52:58 Caller Angel of Death.

53:00 Adam Mercy Killers.

53:01 Yeah.

53:02 Drew The elder abuse only exists in America as a concept.

53:06 Adam Right.

53:06 Drew So it has to be Florida.

53:08 Adam Yeah, I'm going. Although it's funny, I'm going Germany just to offer a little opposition.

53:13 Drew Do Germans have a sense of humor?

53:15 Adam No, they don't. They don't. But I think I'm very American. All right. I'm back to Florida. I'm going Florida. We're both going Florida, Stephen.

53:25 Caller You're wrong. It's Germany.

53:26 Drew No.

53:27 Adam Yeah, it was never listen to you again.

53:32 Drew It was probably on a US military base.

53:35 Adam So yeah, it's over at Ramstein.

53:37 Drew I guarantee it was a military.

53:38 Adam Yeah. All right. Thanks, Stephen. No, sorry, Drew.

53:42 Drew I guarantee it was a military base.

53:44 Adam I don't care. You were stumped. You were stumped, humped and pumped. Speaking of which, which is like, moted, corroded and your meatball exploded. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

53:57 Caller Alright, guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

54:02 One call is all you need to make.

54:03 Caller Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

54:07 Caller Call the Dateline.

54:32 Caller Yeah!

54:34 Woo!

54:35 Caller Get it on!

54:37 Drew What the hell did you just burp?

54:38 Adam I just burst up, belched up some garlic. Fart over 1-800-LV-191-822-285. I'm trying to partner with our Dr. Drew.

54:49 Drew Next hour.

54:50 Adam You know what this goes to do in this hour?

54:51 Drew Drop and trow.

54:52 Adam I will drop, trow. I will drop, trow.

54:54 Drew You have to wait until 1150.

54:55 Adam I'm going to drop, trow. I will drop as a trowist. That's the Latin name for drop and trow. Drodnum of Trowbum. You know what I'm saying? I will drop, trow.

55:08 Caller I'll drop, trow.

55:09 Adam I'll drop, trow.

55:10 Caller Lisa?

55:12 Adam Yes? I will drop, trow. Yeah.

55:16 Drew I thought the Adam Corolla Project was an hour. It's a half hour?

55:19 Adam It's an hour. It just feels like a half hour. This close to dropping, trow. Lisa?

55:26 Caller Yes.

55:26 Adam 23?

55:27 Caller Yes.

55:28 Adam What's up, baby doll?

55:31 Caller I'm attracted to my neighbor and he's married. And I don't know what to do because I was in a relationship and I can't stop thinking about my neighbor.

55:41 Adam When you say neighbor, do you mean apartment above you or do you mean neighboring property?

55:47 Caller Property. He lives across the street from me.

55:51 Drew How old is he?

55:53 Caller I don't know, probably, I don't know, 45, somewhere in his 40s.

56:00 Drew Did you say he's married?

56:01 Caller Yeah.

56:02 Adam And he has kids?

56:03 Caller Yeah, he has two kids.

56:05 Adam And you live where? You live at your home? Do you live with your parents or who do you live with?

56:11 Caller I live with my older sister.

56:13 Adam Oh, is it her house?

56:15 Caller Yes.

56:16 Adam And why are you living over there?

56:19 Caller Um, because, I don't know.

56:22 Adam That's a bad sign. It's always a bad sign when the siblings are living together.

56:28 Caller No, actually, we get along.

56:29 Adam Unless it's a sitcom and they own a garage and they're the Lawrence brothers. Remember Joey Lawrence?

56:35 Drew Yeah, there's that. And then there's...

56:38 Adam Joey Lawrence had his, whoa, thing. He had his thing. He had his, like, Fonzie thing. I didn't really catch on that well.

56:45 Drew Or if they could have cute and two cute names, Hope and Faith, then it's okay.

56:49 Adam Oh, they sisters?

56:50 Caller Yeah.

56:52 All right.

56:54 Adam All right, sorry. Go ahead. So why did you move in with your sister?

56:58 Caller Um, well, we go to school together. So, and we commute all the way to Santa Monica together.

57:04 Drew Wow, from Palmdale.

57:06 Caller Yeah.

57:06 Adam You go to junior college?

57:09 Caller No, I go to art school.

57:12 Adam Oh, okay. And she goes the same one? Yeah.

57:16 Caller Okay. All right.

57:17 Adam Palmdale, say, Artist Mecca over there.

57:20 Caller Yeah.

57:21 Adam Warhol, I think, started out there in the 60s. It's an artist colony, Palmdale, California.

57:26 Caller It's awesome.

57:27 Caller Palmdale sucks.

57:29 Adam Yeah. What does your neighbor do? Cop, fireman, construction worker?

57:36 Caller I think he works for Boeing.

57:37 Caller Something in the village people.

57:39 Drew Boeing.

57:40 Caller Okay.

57:40 Adam Yeah. They relocated over to Palmdale.

57:43 Drew Do they really?

57:43 Caller Yeah. Wow. I don't really know too much, but my uncles live with us and they pay rent and they invite him over to play cards. And, you know, I, you know, I watch him or whatever.

57:59 Adam But are you just attracted to him or do you think there's something else cooking?

58:05 Caller I don't know.

58:06 Adam I mean, is he just an attractive man?

58:09 Caller Yeah, he is. I can't like help it to look out my window. Like usually he's like working on his house, painting it or fixing it. And I can't help like looking out the window and like fantasizing about him.

58:24 Drew Lisa, have you always been like this towards man or relationships? Lots of fantasies and obsessions.

58:32 Caller Um, I think only towards older men.

58:35 Adam Yeah.

58:36 Drew So anything you want to tell us about why that might be the case?

58:40 Excuse me?

58:41 Adam Okay. Do you?

58:42 Drew Flip over the cards, Adam, please.

58:43 Adam Are you a virgin?

58:46 Adam When, when was your last boyfriend?

58:49 Caller Um, like a month ago.

58:51 Adam What happened?

58:53 Caller He was, he was a virgin and he didn't know what he was doing in bed. And I was like, uh, okay, you know, I tried it for a while. I even tried to keep the relationship together, but.

59:07 Adam Do you have limited experience with boys?

59:11 Caller Yeah.

59:12 Adam Okay. And what do you look like?

59:15 Caller Um, I'm five, five, Hispanic, short hair.

59:21 Caller Okay.

59:22 Caller What was that?

59:23 Caller Are you a big gal?

59:25 Caller Um, I weigh 145.

59:29 Adam Let me do a little quick radio math.

59:30 Caller Hold on a second.

59:32 Adam Did you say five, five, 145?

59:34 Caller Five, five, 145.

59:36 Adam Drew, what's two times eight? And then sixteen plus one is still sixteen. Hold on a second.

59:45 Drew Plus one.

59:46 Adam Plus one is.

59:48 Drew Adding one to sixteen.

59:49 Adam Adding one to sixteen, which is eighteen. But no, okay. Seventeen. So what? So one plus sixteen is seventeen, but one times sixteen is still is is not seventeen.

1:00:03 Drew Sixteen one time. One time.

1:00:06 Adam One. Okay. See, that's what I'm. Well, okay. It's all the doubles speak because one one plus sixteen is seventeen, but then one time sixteen is not seventeen. Evidently, that's something else.

1:00:17 Drew One added to sixteen as opposed to sixteen one time.

1:00:20 Caller Okay.

1:00:21 Adam So anyway, one time sixteen is sixteen. Yes.

1:00:24 Caller Yeah.

1:00:24 Adam One times five. All the numbers under a hundred, right?

1:00:29 Drew One time everything under a hundred, everything under a hundred, everything in the world. One time is that number. Except infinity, I guess you could argue.

1:00:39 Adam What was the last one? Okay. But one time, like five thousand is five thousand. And so is one times one is two though one. Okay. Well, anyway, I'm just going to skip ahead. We can discuss this off there.

1:00:53 Drew I'm pretty sure you click in geometry anyway. So who?

1:00:57 Adam There's some stuff that I think you said that was wrong, but I'm not I got to check. I got my check into that. So that's five five one forty five. Radio math works out to five three in thirteen sixteenths one sixty one. Oh, wait a minute. We're trying to Lisa. The answer.

1:01:16 Caller Lisa.

1:01:17 Adam Yeah. All right. So this guy's off limits. He's married.

1:01:20 Drew He's too old.

1:01:21 Adam And you know, God bless you. It's kind of old fashioned that you're having these schoolgirl crushes on your older neighbors.

1:01:28 Drew But have you ever acted on any of these things with old guys? Older guys, Adam, excuse me.

1:01:35 Caller Have you have I sorry?

1:01:38 Drew Have you ever acted upon these feelings with any any older guys?

1:01:41 Caller Yeah, I actually dated a thirty seven year old guy. And that didn't work out because he was like, I don't know, over obsessed and kind of annoying.

1:01:54 Drew None of it's ever going to work out.

1:01:56 Adam Where's your dad? This sounds like a disaster.

1:01:58 Drew Right.

1:01:59 Caller I don't know where my dad is.

1:02:01 Adam You don't?

1:02:02 Caller No.

1:02:03 Adam What happened?

1:02:04 Caller My parents divorced when I was like seven.

1:02:07 Adam And your dad just split to Florida.

1:02:11 Caller I don't know where he went. He was actually a drug dealer.

1:02:14 Drew Beautiful.

1:02:14 Adam Oh, awesome.

1:02:16 Drew So, undoubtedly the guys you're attracted to are not such great guys.

1:02:18 Adam You got issues, baby. Let's get some help for yourself. I like the fact that you don't have any kids. I like the fact that you're sort of harmlessly fantasizing, but I'd like you to have a good life. Yeah.

1:02:30 Drew Or find some good guys to be with and get used to being in a relationship with people that aren't a way of trying to complete the traumas of the past.

1:02:40 Adam Okay, Drew, I know I'm beating a dead horse, but really. One time, one time, whatever the number is on is under 100.

1:02:49 Drew That time is that that thing is just there one time, not two times, but one time.

1:02:53 Adam Up to 99. No.

1:02:55 Drew Up to whatever.

1:02:58 Adam Over 10,000. Okay, so the one time is just the one, and then the one plus that number makes it twice as much.

1:03:12 Caller No.

1:03:13 Adam Okay, because that's what you said before. I'm pretty, I'm almost positive that's what you said. Because here's the thing, one times one is one, according to you. One plus one is two, so it's doubled. But one plus five is not ten. No, no, did not double. No it's, no it's not, according to you, it's six. So think about that before you speak next time, okay?

1:03:39 Drew Unless you're in base five.

1:03:41 Adam Okay, and now you're talking Stratego talk. And you sunk my battleship. Alana?

1:03:46 Yes.

1:03:48 Adam Did you hear what Drew was talking about?

1:03:49 I hear everything.

1:03:51 It is the funniest thing I think I've ever heard you two discuss.

1:03:53 Adam He doubled the one, that's double its value, but then when it gets to five, that doesn't double. That just goes up by the one.

1:04:00 It's two.

1:04:01 Doesn't double the two.

1:04:02 Adam Okay, well, I've stopped listening to Ilana. Go ahead, math bores me. Go ahead.

1:04:07 Me too. I've got a quick question for both of you. Adam, you're usually also very good at giving advice. I'm in a relationship, I am engaged, and for the past three or four months, I've been having dreams about my ex-boyfriend, actually several ex-boyfriends, as well as one of the men that I cheated on that boyfriend with. I was just wondering what that could be caused from, or what does it mean when, and they're all sexual dreams, everything else.

1:04:38 Drew It means you're about to get married.

1:04:40 Well, I know that, but I'm not scared of it. It's just out of nowhere. I mean, we've been engaged for about a year and a half.

1:04:46 Drew How soon is the wedding?

1:04:47 I'm sorry?

1:04:48 Drew How soon is the wedding?

1:04:49 The wedding isn't planned yet. We're gonna pay for it all ourselves, versus the traditional having the parents and family help out.

1:04:55 Drew Are you on any level having doubts about this marriage?

1:04:58 No, I'm not. I'm 100% confident and I'm just waiting to have the money to pay for it.

1:05:04 Adam I don't like to hear that 100% confident.

1:05:07 I'm just very happy.

1:05:07 Adam Me thinks thou doesn't protest enough.

1:05:10 Drew Right.

1:05:11 Adam That's really what it is. I like someone who's always about 75% anything.

1:05:15 Drew I'm as good as I can be.

1:05:16 Adam Yeah, yeah. Okay. It's the 110% not guilty part that I hear people talk about. It's brought us here.

1:05:25 That's what I fight with.

1:05:27 Drew Well, what do you feel about it? What do these things evoke for you?

1:05:31 Adam According to Drew, there's no such thing as 110%. Yeah.

1:05:35 So there.

1:05:36 Drew So is there anything else going on? You want medication? You've been?

1:05:40 No, I'm not.

1:05:40 Drew You've been exposed to anything sort of, anything going on in your life that would help us understand this a little bit?

1:05:46 No.

1:05:47 That's one thing.

1:05:48 Adam Are these on separate, quiet, separate nights?

1:05:51 Yes. It's happening about three to four nights a week.

1:05:54 Adam All right.

1:05:54 And there are several dreams that I'm able to remember each night and each one.

1:05:58 Adam All right. Hold on one second.

1:05:59 Drew I haven't started. You haven't started with new birth control pills or something.

1:06:01 Adam Here's the thing, Drew.

1:06:02 Caller What about this?

1:06:03 Adam Sort of like we talk about once a while when that shoulder pops out of place. Yeah. It doesn't come out. It's hard to get out. And once it pops out, it gets easier to pop out. Yeah. Once you have that old boyfriend dream or that weird deviant sex dream, and you're sort of thinking about it that day, especially women that are sort of up in their heads a little bit, guy wakes up, rubs one eye out and he's thinking about work. You chicks walk around in a daze all day.

1:06:27 Drew Still thinking about the bad, sexy dreams.

1:06:30 Adam Thinking about the sexy dreams. Well, plus also women think, fairies come to them in their sleep and crap in their ear, and that's how they get dreams. They think everything means something.

1:06:39 Drew Happens from the outside.

1:06:41 Adam I mean-

1:06:42 Drew As a harbinger, it means something.

1:06:43 Adam If there was a chick who was not that into you, who you worked with, but she had a dream that she had sex with you the night before, you could probably have sex with her that day at work. Only that day, but you could if you knew about it.

1:06:56 Drew If you were good in the dream.

1:06:57 Adam If you were good in the dream, it would mean enough. It would be enough. You know what I mean? Right. Guys, we're trained not to pay attention to our feelings. You know what I mean? We work very hard at ignoring things that we think about when we're asleep. You guys are writing stuff down, you're keeping dream diaries, you got the dream catcher hanging over the bed, you got the dream pan under the bed. Actually, that's mine.

1:07:19 Drew That was your thing.

1:07:21 Adam People put the dream catcher on the ceiling, I need the dream pan.

1:07:25 Drew I bet.

1:07:25 Adam I need stuff rolls off.

1:07:26 Drew Yeah.

1:07:27 Adam You know what I mean? Yeah. Once in a while, I can make it up to the dream catcher, but it drops back down to the pan. Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:34 Drew I expect that from you.

1:07:35 Caller Yeah.

1:07:35 Adam If I don't dream for a couple of nights, I'll make it up to the dream catcher.

1:07:38 Caller Sure.

1:07:38 Adam But then it's down to that pan. Perfect. Yeah.

1:07:41 Drew That's normal.

1:07:41 Adam Indians should come up with one of those.

1:07:44 Drew Alana.

1:07:44 Adam Oh, Alana. Yeah.

1:07:46 Drew So, Alana, but to me...

1:07:47 Adam You're 100% into your man.

1:07:49 Caller Yeah.

1:07:50 Drew To me, it's massive.

1:07:50 Caller How about the fact that she cheated? No, not on him. This is a past boyfriend.

1:07:55 Drew To me, it's massive.

1:07:56 Adam I know. I know. Why did you cheat on the past boyfriend?

1:07:59 Caller I wasn't happy. And at that time, I was unable to tell him my true feelings. I was a little scared of telling the truth about my indiscretion. I had never done it before and...

1:08:10 Adam No, no, no.

1:08:11 Drew Why did you cheat?

1:08:12 Adam Why did you cheat? Now, why did you not tell him after you cheated?

1:08:15 Caller Because I wasn't happy. I wasn't happy.

1:08:17 Drew And you are happy now.

1:08:18 Caller He was doing drugs and yes.

1:08:20 Drew Oh, well, we're not waiting on that.

1:08:21 Adam Who's doing drugs?

1:08:22 Caller No, the ex-boyfriend. The one they cheated on, he was doing drugs and I wanted to leave him. But I figured out if I cheated on him and he found out, he would leave me. And that's what happened.

1:08:32 Drew Right. We understand that. But that's a very chaotic thing to do.

1:08:35 Adam I know. You tied it up with a nice little bow, but the reality is, is that is very chaotic. You have the drug addict boyfriend. You have to cheat and then tell him about him so he can freak out and leave.

1:08:45 Drew Supposed to just leaving.

1:08:46 Adam Supposed to just or saying, look, you're an addict or you're not acting out. Or not. Or not even being out of there. We're going to therapy or we're going down. Whatever.

1:08:57 Caller Hmm.

1:08:59 Drew All right, Alana. But it does. Are you still there, Alana?

1:09:01 Yes, I'm here.

1:09:02 Drew Okay.

1:09:03 Adam You're 20. You already had the drug act boyfriend you cheated on. And now you're engaged, ready to get married.

1:09:09 Caller Yeah.

1:09:10 Adam I would. I put this one off for a little bit.

1:09:14 Drew And they've been engaged for a year and a half. So she's 18. Already been through all this other stuff.

1:09:18 Adam I had a dream that you guys got divorced during an annulment after four months. It's in my catcher.

1:09:24 Drew So you have a tendency to. This has a sort of a quasi biological feel to it. You've not started a recent new birth control pill or anything like that?

1:09:33 Caller No, I have not.

1:09:34 Drew Nothing? No medicine?

1:09:36 Caller I'm on no medication. I'm according to... I do like Tybo and all kinds of crazy stuff.

1:09:45 Adam I believe you. What does your boyfriend do for a living?

1:09:49 Caller He's a travel agent for people who do honeymoon and things like that.

1:09:55 Adam You're going to marry a gay guy?

1:09:57 Caller No, not gay at all.

1:09:58 Adam I swear.

1:09:59 Drew Well, it doesn't...

1:09:59 Adam Not yet. Where do you find out?

1:10:01 Drew It is still a sort of... It comes from that impulse to create chaos, right? When she's in intimate relationship, a great way to distance herself from that is to bring in somebody else, bring on some other feelings. So it's a way of sort of distance at the very minimum. It's a very way of distancing yourself from closeness. Yeah. That's about all we can say in a few minutes here.

1:10:21 Adam Look, when you're 20 and you've already had a couple of rocky relationships, don't get married.

1:10:26 Drew No.

1:10:27 Adam Give it a few years. And I'm not talking about 16 months plus one is 30. Still 16. I'm not going to give it five years.

1:10:38 Caller Yes. Yes. Or Chrissy.

1:10:42 Adam It's a hot name. Chrissy's hot.

1:10:44 Caller Hi.

1:10:45 Adam What's up, Chrissy? Are you hot?

1:10:48 Caller Am I what? Am I hot?

1:10:50 Adam Yeah.

1:10:50 Caller I have been told I am.

1:10:52 Adam Really?

1:10:53 Caller I mean, I'm not like one of those snobby people where I'm like, Oh God, I'm so hot.

1:10:58 Adam No, I understand. But if you're, you know, you're good looking, you're good looking.

1:11:03 Caller Well, I work at Hollister.

1:11:05 Drew What the hell's that?

1:11:07 Caller It's like Abercrombie.

1:11:08 Adam Oh, they only hire good looking people.

1:11:11 Caller That's what I've heard.

1:11:12 Adam Yeah. Good looking white people. That's a bit of scrimmage.

1:11:15 Drew They're Asians.

1:11:16 No, there's some black people and some Asian people.

1:11:18 Adam Well, please, they just do that to fill out their EOT requirements and I actually like them.

1:11:25 Drew What is your question?

1:11:27 Caller When I was younger, I used to get cold sores a lot, which most people know is a form of herpes. And last week, no, not last week, the week before last I got one and it was like really bad. And it went away and then just yesterday I got another one.

1:11:50 Adam Yes. What do you look like? Just curious.

1:11:55 Caller Tall?

1:11:57 Caller I'm 5'6, 130, brown hair, blue eyes.

1:12:02 Caller It's a good combo.

1:12:04 Adam You know, there's nothing hotter than a chick working retail, hot chick working retail. You know what I'm talking about, Drew? Wow, Drew.

1:12:12 Drew That was a new technique.

1:12:13 Adam All-time first. Yeah. He's actually playing the hollow fish.

1:12:16 Drew With my glasses and the mic.

1:12:18 Adam Backing Santana up with his glasses. He dragged it along the mic.

1:12:22 Drew It's good.

1:12:23 Adam All right. Drew, you know what I'm talking about?

1:12:25 Drew No, I don't.

1:12:26 Adam You know when you go to the mall and you go to the Abercrombie and Fitch or whatever it is and you just go to this sort of upscale place and there's just that hot 20-year-old chick who's just nicely dressed and she's wearing the stuff that they're selling. It looks good on her, doesn't look so great on you or the chick that's walking out with it, but she looks good. She ain't doing anything with her life, but she's looking good. She kind of knows it. Then you get the feeling that everyone who works there, sort of buddies, they get their little click until they all hang out a little bit.

1:12:57 Drew Right.

1:12:58 Adam You wonder. Then you start thinking, I wonder if it would be weird if I went out and bought these guys beer.

1:13:03 Drew That's what you think. Yeah.

1:13:05 Adam Oh, you think it's fine?

1:13:06 Caller No, I think it would be weird.

1:13:07 Drew When I was 20, why didn't I get a job like this? Why did I do that?

1:13:10 Adam I was stupid. I was cleaning carpets or like shoveling, you know, shoveling asphalt on some roof with a bunch of guys from Guatemala. These guys are sitting nice air conditioning place playing grab ass. And you know, here's the thing too. These guys that work at this place, they'll get a couple of those checks just because they go out and make some margaritas, have a little party. It's one of the guys apartments or something somebody passes out. You know what I mean?

1:13:34 Caller Damn pisses me off. Chrissy.

1:13:39 Adam Any guys you work with you're hot for?

1:13:42 Caller No, actually I have a boyfriend.

1:13:44 Adam Where's he work?

1:13:44 Caller A year and a half.

1:13:45 He is a electrician. Electrician?

1:13:49 Caller Electrician.

1:13:51 Adam Wow. Does he do residential or commercial work?

1:13:54 Commercial.

1:13:57 Adam Is he in the union?

1:13:58 Caller Yes.

1:13:59 Adam So he does okay for himself?

1:14:01 Caller Yeah, he's doing pretty good.

1:14:02 Adam How old is he?

1:14:04 Caller 19.

1:14:05 Caller Oh.

1:14:06 Adam What happened? Was his dad electrician?

1:14:09 Caller No. His friend actually got him into it.

1:14:14 Caller Wow.

1:14:14 Adam That's a good buddy right out of high school.

1:14:16 Caller Yeah.

1:14:17 Adam Good money getting one of those unions. Dangerous work though, electrician. Yeah.

1:14:22 Caller This is happy. I don't kill you.

1:14:24 Caller Yeah.

1:14:26 Adam Electrician, very dangerous mistress, Drew. All right, Chrissy. So what's up? Cold sore? Fine.

1:14:32 Drew What's your question about?

1:14:33 Adam You got a boyfriend. You're cool.

1:14:34 Caller Yeah. Well, I mean, I was just wondering, is Oral okay?

1:14:39 Drew Not when you have an outbreak.

1:14:41 Caller Okay. That's what I was thinking, but he's like, come on, it'll be okay. I'm like, no.

1:14:45 Drew Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Well, if he wants to get herpes, that's fine. But then of course, he'll give it to you in the genital region as well.

1:14:50 Caller Yeah. See, I'm more worried about me.

1:14:53 Caller Yep.

1:14:54 Drew And well, you should be.

1:14:56 Adam Yeah. Okay. So you'll have it go from your mouth to his, to her. Wow.

1:15:03 Drew Sure.

1:15:05 Adam I thought we used to think there were two different strains, the oral and the vaginal. Long ago. Not that. Not that. How long?

1:15:13 Drew I mean, people still make that mistake, but 15 years ago.

1:15:15 Adam I swear I was on this job when we were talking about it. We thought there was a difference between the oral herpes and the...

1:15:21 Drew What I would have said 10 years ago was that type one is more common in the mouth, type two is more common in the vagina or the...

1:15:28 Adam Would you say that now?

1:15:29 Drew But both can occur in both places. Now I can say both can occur in both places with near the same frequency.

1:15:35 Adam And one time times...

1:15:36 Drew Two is worse. One times two is two.

1:15:39 Adam But one times one is two too.

1:15:41 Drew No. Two is the worst kind. You even get a meningitis with it sometimes. High infection is bad news. Bad times.

1:15:50 Caller Okay.

1:15:50 Adam Let's talk to JR30.

1:15:53 Caller JR?

1:15:54 Caller Hey Adam.

1:15:55 What's up? Adam and Drew, I love you guys.

1:15:57 I love Michelle.

1:15:57 I love Anderson.

1:15:58 I love this show.

1:16:00 Adam Thanks.

1:16:00 Caller I love your TLC show too. That is a great show.

1:16:03 Adam Thanks.

1:16:04 Caller But could you at least have your assistant... I know he's gay, but can he at least dress like a guy though?

1:16:08 Drew Does he have to dress like a girl? That's the way he dresses all... That's his dress. In fact, he's tone to down there for the TV show. I've seen him really dress up.

1:16:15 Caller Yeah, tonight it was a little different. It was just like green pants or something.

1:16:18 Adam But I walked in once. He was wearing Capri's.

1:16:23 Drew Yeah, I saw him in Capri's in like in like a sneaked skin boots.

1:16:26 Adam I saw him in Capri's and he was like, I was like, Matt, those are Capri's. And he's like, yeah. And I was like, where do you get dude Capri's? And he's like, I made him. And I was like, whoa. And not only that, I was like, so how do you? And I was like, well, what do you? And he was like, oh, these are chick pants.

1:16:51 Drew Of course.

1:16:52 Adam These are. So he took female pants like Jordache pants for chicks and sewed them up and turned them into Capri's.

1:16:58 Drew Why did he just buy?

1:17:00 Adam On his own self. Meanwhile, can't drive a stick.

1:17:03 Caller Hi, Mommy. I'm gay.

1:17:05 Caller All right. So what was your question?

1:17:08 Caller And this is not Adam Corolla's assistant. I got your message. I didn't appreciate it. Clearly, if I failed to understand your name twice, that I can understand everyone else's name when they call, it doesn't seem like it's my problem. It seems like you need to enunciate a little bit better or speak slower when you leave a message. I'll pass on that you called to Adam, but I really don't like degrading messages on the voicemail.

1:17:42 Adam Adam. Straightening everyone out. Straightens me out too. Pulls me side, tells me he doesn't like my tone.

1:17:49 Caller It's awesome.

1:17:50 Adam Yeah, JR, what were you saying?

1:17:52 Caller Oh, okay, good. I thought I got cut off. Is there any way we can get you not to leave Loveline?

1:17:59 Adam No. Yeah, well, I'll address that in the upcoming week.

1:18:04 Drew In due time.

1:18:05 Adam In due time. Anything else?

1:18:07 Well, let me make my case real quick and then I'll hang up.

1:18:10 Adam All right.

1:18:10 Caller Okay. Now, I know Stern always talks about it's probably a bad idea that you're taking the show because he talks about every day. He does.

1:18:16 Because you can't do the material that you do on this show.

1:18:19 Caller You're going to have to fight with your general manager and all these suits that you hate.

1:18:22 You can't talk to Drew late night on the way home and drink your red wine, watch your TiVo.

1:18:26 Drew You can still talk to me at night. You're going to have to go to bed. He'll drink his red wine. I'll just be able to go earlier.

1:18:32 You have to go to bed at like 8 or 9 o'clock every night. And you want to have a kid with your wife and all that. Come on.

1:18:39 Caller Does it always have to be about the money though?

1:18:41 I mean, you know, I understand. But your fans really want you on this. We don't want someone like a no talent like Stryker or Ricky Rackman coming back. Come on.

1:18:48 Adam Oh, what's up? Stryker's standing right here.

1:18:51 Caller Who cares? He's probably a nice guy, but come on, between you, me and Drew, we're the only ones that can host this show.

1:18:59 Come on.

1:18:59 Adam Thanks, JR Thank you, buddy.

1:19:01 Caller Please.

1:19:01 Adam All right. I'm going to throw your name in the hat.

1:19:03 Caller At least take it under advisement.

1:19:05 Adam I mean, listen, thank you. Thank you, I'm glad you're such a fan. Passionate, passionate, passionate, man.

1:19:12 Drew Why? I was trying to get Corolla to stick around.

1:19:15 Adam Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Look, I will have updates on my situation in the upcoming weeks. That'll be all I'll say right now. All right, Drew, should we take a break?

1:19:27 Drew Yep.

1:19:28 Adam I appreciate that JR's passion, though.

1:19:30 Caller How long do you think he sat around writing out all the reasons why he should stick around?

1:19:33 Caller It was a pretty good argument.

1:19:35 Adam JR?

1:19:35 Drew Yeah, he started out.

1:19:36 Adam Well, him thinking I can't get drunk in the middle of the day is so weird.

1:19:40 Drew It's off base, way off.

1:19:43 Caller Way off.

1:19:43 Adam I'm looking forward to it.

1:19:45 Drew Well, you come in loaded to this show. What difference does it make?

1:19:47 Adam How dare you? How dare you? You know what, Drew?

1:19:50 Caller No, no, listen.

1:19:51 Drew No.

1:19:51 Adam When you kid about... No. You know what? I have a great sense of humor, but there's one... You cross the line. I like when people who have no sense of humor are announcing what a great sense of humor they are. And I also like people that are super anal and uptight, explaining how laid back and easy they are, easy to get along with. I like when people are screaming, you know, everyone likes me. Everyone says I'm easy to get along with, which you bring my children up, but that you have crossed all... I've never been spoken to in that tone before. Super snotty, snobby people that are super uptight.

1:20:23 Drew Or, I just speak my mind. People can't take the fact that I am just an open, honest person.

1:20:29 Adam Yeah. A lot of people are insecure. Hey, I speak my mind. I have opinions. A lot of people can't handle that.

1:20:34 Drew Just honest.

1:20:34 Adam Yeah. You know, you're an ass. And that's why people don't like you. People can't handle it because I'm, you know, I speak my mind.

1:20:44 Caller I love that.

1:20:45 Drew Stand up for myself.

1:20:46 Caller Stand up for myself.

1:20:47 Adam You know what? I'm your best friend or I'm your worst nightmare. How come you're always my worst nightmare? I ain't never my best friend. I can be your best friend or I can be your worst nightmare.

1:20:55 Drew No, you can't.

1:20:57 Adam I know. I know. They always do that thing too. And it's this one. They always do this one too. Hey man, I'm a great guy and everything's cool. I like to have a good time. But you come at me, man. Oh boy, you got trouble. Yeah, except for they perceive everything and everybody is coming at them all the time.

1:21:13 Caller So then this is not Adam Corolla.

1:21:17 Drew How dare you go get him.

1:21:19 Adam Look, Anderson, don't play it again. He'll yell at me tomorrow. I'll have to explain to him it wasn't my fault. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Yeah, Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Drew and I were just talking a little phone etiquette during the break. You know the one that chaps my hide? Once in a while, I'll call my buddy Don, and his mother-in-law does a fair amount of babysitting over at his house, and she'll just pick the phone up.

1:22:15 Caller Hello?

1:22:16 Adam Then there's always this one.

1:22:21 Caller This one I'm processing. Yeah. Is Don there? No? Is, is this, is this, is this Kathy, is this Kathy?

1:22:35 Adam No, this is her mother.

1:22:37 Caller Okay.

1:22:38 Adam Announce it at the top. Do that, do that thing where you do the residence thing. Pinsky residence, don't just pick up the phone.

1:22:46 Caller Who does that?

1:22:48 Adam People do that, you know what I mean?

1:22:49 Drew Or at least quickly.

1:22:50 Adam Just go to someone's house and just pick the phone up. And then when the person's gears, you can hear their gears just grinding, just grinding.

1:22:56 Drew Hey, you announced that, like, this is, this is a...

1:22:59 Adam What's that part where people let you sweat it out? They're like, are they effing with you? You know, you call them, you're like, is Don there?

1:23:06 Caller Hello?

1:23:09 Drew That's the, that's the white man's version of who?

1:23:12 Adam Yeah. Don't you want to jump in? Like if I was at somebody's house, if I was at somebody's house named Harold and the phone rang and I just picked up the phone, hello? And they're like, uh, Harold? No.

1:23:27 It's like, what?

1:23:30 Adam That weird? Now what? Now, Drew, are you angry or are you stupid? Or what are you when you do that? Or are you just out of it?

1:23:36 Drew Out of it.

1:23:37 Adam Do you not know where you are?

1:23:38 Drew Fear based or could be angry? Both.

1:23:41 Adam But people who do that, do they just, I got the feeling they don't know that they're not at home.

1:23:45 Drew Yeah.

1:23:46 Adam You know how kids don't know that?

1:23:47 Drew Right.

1:23:48 Adam Kids talk to you about someone who sits behind them in class who you don't know, but they talk to you like you know them.

1:23:55 Drew Maybe they're angry that-

1:23:56 Adam Sean says that zebras are horses that are, but who the F is Sean? That's what kids do, right?

1:24:03 Drew Right.

1:24:03 Adam I think that's what adults do sometimes, and they're like kids.

1:24:06 Drew Oh yeah.

1:24:07 Caller Oh yeah.

1:24:09 Adam I'm saying first piece of business, don't pick up anyone's phone. You're at their house and the phone should just be ringing.

1:24:14 Drew Sometimes some part of that makes me think they're angry that they have to put the position of having to pick the phone up.

1:24:17 Adam I wouldn't pick the phone up. I don't pick my own phone up.

1:24:19 Drew It's like, hey, they're mad at the owner of the house, the master of the house for putting that position. And what do you expect? No one knows who I am. I'll prove it to you.

1:24:28 Adam The beauty of the Corollas is-

1:24:30 Drew They would not answer the phone.

1:24:31 Adam There's nobody in the family that doesn't have the old fashioned phone answering machine that starts, my mom's is the most annoying in the world, it starts with the beep. Where's my beep Anderson? It starts with the beep and then the message and then the beep and then you start leaving your message and halfway into the message she picks up and then you have to repeat. You know what I mean? It's always a little, it's always a little grind. It's always a little something.

1:25:01 Hi, this is Adam. Please leave a message.

1:25:05 Adam Now I don't think there's a message at the top, I don't think there's a beep at the top of that one. Was that put in there Anderson?

1:25:12 Caller I didn't put it in. Hmm.

1:25:14 Adam I think it's an old engineer mic move.

1:25:17 Drew Marie?

1:25:19 Hi, this is Adam. Please leave a message.

1:25:23 Caller Marie?

1:25:26 Drew Caller who goes by Marie, 28.

1:25:29 Adam What's up?

1:25:30 Caller I had no idea I was on the air.

1:25:33 Adam What's up?

1:25:33 Drew Waiting so long.

1:25:35 Caller Not really.

1:25:36 Drew Same minutes.

1:25:37 Adam Hold on, hold on, hold on. Marie, there's someone, you've been waiting seven minutes. Well, hold on, there's somebody who's been waiting almost five times as much as you, which is 33 minutes.

1:25:49 Drew So we better take him first.

1:25:50 Adam So hold on, let's talk to him. Robert?

1:25:54 Yeah, that's me.

1:25:55 Adam 24, what's up, my brother?

1:25:57 Well, you see, I got this problem. I got a question for you guys.

1:26:01 Caller Bogus.

1:26:03 Yeah, I don't know if there's something wrong with me. I have this problem. I continuously want to touch myself. Like, you know what I mean? I guess over masturbation problem of some sort. I don't know what you would call it.

1:26:17 Adam Well, I would call it bogus calls, what I would call it.

1:26:20 No, I actually, I do. Seriously, I think I have to do this like six or seven times a day.

1:26:26 Drew You think you have to do it?

1:26:27 That's how I feel. Yeah.

1:26:29 Drew You want to do it?

1:26:30 Yes.

1:26:30 Adam You want to masturbate or you want to just have your junk on your hand?

1:26:34 No, actually, I have to touch myself that many times a day, at least that, at least. Even when I'm at work.

1:26:41 Caller You want to do it?

1:26:43 Adam You have to masturbate or you have to put your hand on your junk?

1:26:47 Oh, no, no, no, no. I have to literally do it to myself.

1:26:51 Drew Literally, Adam.

1:26:52 Yes.

1:26:52 Drew Literally do it.

1:26:54 Adam I literally masturbate, I literally masturbate with excitement. I literally, when I found out the news about the public, when Ed McMahon showed up at my door, I literally masturbated with excitement. I literally, literally.

1:27:07 Drew Are you looking at pornography when you do this?

1:27:09 Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I just got a visual, I mean, I watch pornography quite often. My last girlfriend, she left me because she said I do it too much.

1:27:17 Adam Okay. Well, maybe you have an addiction.

1:27:20 Drew Right. Is there addiction in your family?

1:27:22 I don't know if it, no, I wouldn't say it would, yeah. Yeah, probably. My dad, he...

1:27:27 Drew No, no, no, yeah.

1:27:30 My dad, he too, he too did it quite often, I believe. And my mom told me that he had the same kind of problem, I guess.

1:27:38 Drew You talked your mom about this?

1:27:39 Adam Well, now hold on a second. Look, if you put a gun to my head and said, here's three numbers that your dad has beat off, zero, 169 times, 5,000 times, I'd be like, I have no clue as to what number this is.

1:27:53 Drew I would put another gun to your head and say, now talk to your mom about it.

1:27:55 Caller Oh my god.

1:27:59 Drew Oh, I mean, I want to hear about that. He talked to his mom about this, Robert?

1:28:06 Yeah.

1:28:06 Drew What was that conversation like?

1:28:08 Well, it was kind of awkward. It was when I was younger, my mom caught me doing it and then she caught me again. And so it was kind of awkward at the time, of course. But she said that it kind of ran in the family.

1:28:21 Drew And well, it might run in the family if dad is a sex addict and then sexually abuses you.

1:28:27 Oh, no, no, no.

1:28:29 Adam What kind of place do you work at?

1:28:31 Subway.

1:28:32 Adam Subway. The last guy I want to handle in this meet. So, you know, let me tell you something about Subway.

1:28:40 Oh, what about it?

1:28:42 Adam Potato chips, sack, eight cents worth of potato chips at the sandwich. Yeah.

1:28:46 Drew I love Subway Sandwiches.

1:28:47 Caller I love those chips.

1:28:48 Caller I love those chips.

1:28:50 Adam Awesome chips because we found out they're sponsored. Anderson, are they really a sponsor?

1:28:56 Drew I know, actually. Get it started this week. I actually genuinely love those chips.

1:28:59 Adam I love that sub. I like them.

1:29:01 Drew No, I do love the sandwich.

1:29:03 Adam They bake the bread fresh, fresh baked bread.

1:29:07 Drew I like Subway Sandwiches.

1:29:08 Adam What was the over under on Jared hanging out for more than six weeks? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I saw the Jared commercials starting in the late 60s, and I was like, OK, this guy ain't going to make the cut. He won't be around next year. Same same announcement I made about the Pizza Hut, Noid, when he had to avoid the Noid. I was like, OK, this guy ain't going to make it. This Noid, this is a horrible idea. I didn't think Jared was going to make it, but you know what? He's hung tough.

1:29:33 Drew Well, he's similar to the...

1:29:35 Adam He's a survivor.

1:29:36 Drew To the frog on WB.

1:29:38 Adam Yeah, they hung out.

1:29:40 Drew But eventually...

1:29:41 Adam They got rid of the WB part, but yeah. Robert?

1:29:44 Yeah.

1:29:45 Adam All right. So, yes, you have, well, OK, when you're 24 and you're a guy, you can get a little momentum with this. I say you either break yourself by not doing it, or you have to get some help.

1:29:59 Yeah.

1:29:59 Drew Right. And the question is, is it truly... The fact that you've been caught and that kind of thing suggests there is really an addiction here. In fact, you're doing it at work and there are consequences. You feel bad about it. The more you feel bad about it, the more you tend to sort of lose yourself into that world. So...

1:30:12 Adam Is he doing it at work?

1:30:13 Drew Yeah, he says that he takes 30 minute breaks at work.

1:30:15 Caller He doesn't.

1:30:16 Drew He said literally during work, he has to do it.

1:30:20 Adam That's why I don't ever open a business. No doors on the bathroom.

1:30:25 Drew The reason that most common... There are several common reasons for this. One is bipolar disorder, maybe man depressive. Secondly, sexual abuse that sort of gets you hypersexual. Finally, other addictions. You go to a circuit, you go into porn as part of a whole addictive process. And, you know, there may be a catchback of other things, but all of which do have treatments and something you ought to look into.

1:30:46 Adam All right, Drew, number of men. Now, don't give me this number. I want you to write this number down. Number of men between the ages.

1:30:55 Drew Percentage of men?

1:30:57 Adam Percentage of men. Between the ages, don't let me see, between the ages of 18, no, nay, 16 and 25, that said they have squeezed one off at work in some way, shape or form, whether it be in the bathroom, whether it be in a storage room, whether it be, I would even count it if they were driving a delivery truck or something and pulled over. Even if they were driving a delivery truck and stopped at their house to squeeze one off, I will count it as.

1:31:27 Drew And we got to remember this is a wide range of man. This is across all disciplines and professions and things.

1:31:33 Adam Yeah, but the 18 to 25 or 16 to 25 suggests some of these, some of these guys who might be CPAs now worked at a Del Taco when they were 17 and squeezed one off in the bathroom.

1:31:45 Drew I think I'm going to go a little lean.

1:31:47 Adam Don't give it to me, Drew, and don't make your announcement. I'm going to cut my hand so I can write mine.

1:31:55 Drew There are numbers that I could imagine more, I think I know where you're going.

1:32:00 Adam I'm over 100%. All right, Drew, you got your number?

1:32:03 Drew Yeah.

1:32:03 Adam You're new? Let me see your number. 60%?

1:32:06 Drew Yeah.

1:32:06 Adam 61.

1:32:07 Drew There you go. Oh yes, I said you could go a little higher than me.

1:32:12 Adam Sympatico, my friend.

1:32:14 Drew I think 70 is a reasonable number too.

1:32:16 Adam Yeah.

1:32:16 Drew I thought I'd give metaphor to doubt.

1:32:18 Adam Yeah. All right. Well, one percentage point off. Not bad. And now we're convinced we're right. That's all it takes for us. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Six, seven, coming in, Gora Hills, a hammer, six, seven, Arcadia, six, seven degrees, Artisa checking in 67 degrees, Avalon 67 degrees, Azusa 67 degrees, Baldwin Park 67 degrees, Bell 67 degrees, Bell Gardens 67 degrees, Bell Flowers 67 degrees, Beverly Hills 67 degrees, Bradbury Park 67 degrees, Burbank 67 degrees, Cal Vazza checking in, what Drew?

1:33:36 Drew 67 degrees.

1:33:37 Adam 67 degrees, Cerritos 67, Claremont 67, City of Commerce 67, Compton 67, Covita 67, Cudahy checking in, Pig 67, 67 degrees that is, Culver City checking in, 67 degrees, 822, 22 after eight o'clock. That is 38 away from the top of the aisle straight up. We got traffic, news, news weather, weather traffic, traffic, news weather.

1:33:58 Drew What's going on in the 405, Adam?

1:33:59 Adam What's going on in the 405? We got mattress in lane, slow and go, look out for brake lights, look out for brake lights. Number three lane closed off, 118, we got debris out in lane, looks like a Frigidaire box out there. 101, slow and go, 110, 18 wheeler collides with a Vegemonte, I gotta clean that up right now. I'll tell you what, right now, we got the five and the four level exchange, Caltrans on the scene, CHP over there. There's debris in lanes, the number one, the number three, and the number five lanes all shut off on that. Again, look out for brake lights, slow and go, this Cigalart brewing on the 118, Acton coming in six, seven degrees, Alondra Park six, seven, Althene six, seven degrees, Avocado Heights six, seven degrees, Charter Oaks six, seven, Citrus checking in six, seven degrees, Del Air, Del Air, not Bel Air, Del Air, six, seven, and Bel Air checking in, 67 degrees, got spill load now, this just in spill load of gravel on the 405, that's coming off a Bothell truck. That's on the 405, the 118, Exchange. Look out, slow and go over the five, Passover there. I got traffic and weather, weather and traffic and news, is not at the top of the hour, but also the half hour, the quarter hour, the eighth hour, the sixteenth hour, thirty second hour, sixth fourth hour, the 128th hour. But first, but first more traffic and more weather, slow and go on the 405, Mattress and Lane. Oh, we got some news coming in here. Trouble in the Middle East, everybody. Trouble in the Middle East, that's yourself the news desk. We'll be checking, we'll be following that up. Trouble in the Middle East, everybody. More as that story comes in. We'll be on top of that story. Trouble in the Middle East, breaking news out of the Middle East. We'll keep on top of that. Jen Ryan over at the news desk gonna come in time. Let's go to stay in top of that one. Trouble in the Middle East, everybody. Breaking news, trouble in the Middle East. We'll follow that up. Remember, news at the top of the hour, the half hour, the eighth hour, the quarter hour, the sixteenth hour, and the thirty second hour.

1:35:48 Caller Let's hop to the phones, Drew.

1:35:50 Adam Then we gotta get back to more traffic, weather, weather, traffic, traffic, and weather.

1:35:53 Drew There's a breaking news.

1:35:55 Caller Ready for hot horny studs.

1:35:56 Adam There's breaking news. Four or five mattress in Lanes, Cudahy checking in, 67 degrees, Burbank coming in, 67. Watch out, Sloan Goh in the 118, Belflower, 67, Beverly Hills, 67, Santa Monica, 67, Commerce, Drew Guest, 67, that's right, Picker, Rivera, 67, Englewood, 67 degrees, Huntington Park, 67, Sylmar, Malibu, Pomona, Indio, all 67 degrees.

1:36:16 Drew One of our foreign forces, phone forces just called in with We just got off the four news desks. Injury accident.

1:36:21 Adam Injury accident, trouble in the Middle East, by the way. CHP is on, they're on the call, yeah.

1:36:26 Drew Paramedic.

1:36:27 Adam Caltrans dispatch. Oh, we got a helicopter coming. They're medevacking this guy out of here. One more traffic, weather, weather traffic coming up. I will drop down, I will drop down. Ron, 29 degrees. I'm making everything degrees now.

1:36:42 Caller My guess for that, that percentage thing of people who jerk off at work, it was 50, it's always closed.

1:36:47 Adam Yeah.

1:36:47 Caller What does it say about me that I have never wanted to do that? Any between ages of 60 and 25.

1:36:52 Drew Ron, really sounds like that guy saying, you're getting ready for the hot horny sex. Doesn't he?

1:36:55 Adam Low levels of circulating testosterone.

1:36:58 Drew Let's check.

1:36:58 Caller Now get ready for hot horny studs.

1:36:59 Drew That's him, isn't it, right?

1:37:02 Adam Ron, is that you? Yeah. Say, now get ready for hot horny sex.

1:37:07 Drew Hot horny studs.

1:37:08 Adam Studs, sorry.

1:37:08 Caller Now get ready for hot horny sex.

1:37:10 Adam Now, all right, all right. Let's do it like you mean. Now you ready? Now get ready for hot horny studs. You ready?

1:37:15 Caller Go.

1:37:16 Caller Now get ready for hot horny studs. Now get ready for hot horny studs. I mean, you know, I took the feed one off like five times a day, but you know, I would never think about doing it at work.

1:37:28 Adam Ron Collin from San Francisco's Barrier. Let me check the temps on that area. Coming in 67 degrees also off the news desk. Just breaking international news. Trouble in the Middle East. We'll be following that story up. News again at the top of the hour, the quarter hour, the half hour, the 16th to 32nd, 128th of the hour.

1:37:46 Drew What kind of work do you do, Ron? What kind of work? Pardon? What kind of work do you do?

1:37:50 Adam Ron, let's keep moving along now. We got more news, traffic, weather, weather, traffic, and news coming up to the top of the hour.

1:37:55 Drew What kind of work do you do?

1:37:56 Caller I proofread financial documents.

1:37:58 Drew Yeah, well that's not the sexiest of work.

1:38:01 Caller Pardon?

1:38:03 Drew I'm gonna get a break here.

1:38:05 Adam Let's give a quick traffic report out there. I know a lot of you guys on the road. Slow going, the 405, 118. Look out for mattress and lanes. Got an 18 wheeler collided with a moped on the 110. Look out for that one. Also Caltrans on the scene. Obviously they've closed off the number three, the number five, number nine, the number four and a half.

1:38:23 Drew Friday slow on the four level.

1:38:25 Adam Friday slow and go. Watch out for brake lights on the four level exchange. Also, oh, this just in trouble in the Middle East. Everybody, we're gonna keep on top of that story. That's breaking out of the Middle East. Trouble in the Middle East. And look out, there's spilled load and lanes on the 405.

1:38:38 Drew Oranges this time.

1:38:40 Adam Oranges, come on. What a mess. Make an orange juice out there. We got a SIG alert going on.

1:38:44 Drew Tomatoes last week.

1:38:45 Adam What's Ron doing over here, Drew?

1:38:47 Drew He's not masturbating at work.

1:38:48 Adam All right, let's keep on keeping on with speak to Jennifer. This close to dropping Trow by the way.

1:38:53 Drew We'll drop, we'll drop. He will drop, he will drop.

1:38:55 Adam Back me up, take a picture of me dropping Trow. Show your friends. Jennifer 17.

1:39:00 Drew Trouble in the Middle East.

1:39:02 Adam This news story just coming off the news desk, the Acto news desk at the top of the hour. Spilled load in the Middle East. Wait a minute, I misread that. Trouble in the Middle East, everybody. So there's some news. Stop the presses. We'll be following that story all morning long.

1:39:17 Drew Keep you updated on that one.

1:39:19 Adam Trouble in the Middle East, everybody. Trouble in the Middle East. I would love, here's what I'd love to do. I would love to do a rap goddamn video. I would like to interview a call Trouble in the Middle East, and just have news reporters, Trouble in the Middle East, and just be calendar pages just blowing by. Seasons changing, men going from young to old, gray with beards, all that time lapse stuff in nature. Small acorn turning into a mighty oak tree and then being hit by lightning and burning and going, glaciers moving, ice ages blowing in, continental drifts and divides, and just be all set against the background of Trouble in the Middle East. Shocker, Trouble, can't be the people. That's the one thing I know it's not. It can't be the people.

1:40:10 Drew It's the circumstance.

1:40:12 Adam It's just the circumstances. It's the government who are made up mainly of Swedes.

1:40:19 Drew No, Martians.

1:40:20 Adam Martians, that's right. There are people from different planets. They're not people who live in that region. No, no, not those people. It's just the government that's bad. Yeah, yeah. Mexico's got the same problem. Corrupt Nordic government. Yeah, yeah, that's the problem. It's not the people.

1:40:36 Drew Jennifer, what's your question?

1:40:37 Adam Not the people.

1:40:39 Caller Hi, I was just wondering if there's anything I could do to make my breast bigger without getting breast implants or taking birth control?

1:40:48 Adam Codahy's checking in 77, 67 degrees, by the way, Culver City, 67.

1:40:52 Drew If there were, everyone, of course, would do it.

1:40:54 Adam A few more attempts to get out before we go to break. Lancaster, 67, Lawndale, 67, Lumida, 67, Long Beach, 67, Los Angeles, 67, Luma, 67, Malibu, 67, Manhattan Beach, 67, Maywood, 67, Monrovia, 67, Monobel, 67, Monterey Park, 67, Norwalk, 67, Melville, blah, blah, blah, blah. Does anyone listen? Does anyone listen to that?

1:41:12 Drew I hope not.

1:41:13 Adam Ever ran back to the house and grabbed a sweater because you're pulling down the driveway and heard it was going to be 67 in Norwalk?

1:41:17 Caller Nobody's listening.

1:41:18 Adam Thank you. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this. Yeah, well, there you go, everybody. Another fabulous show, deeply tucked into the ground.

1:42:10 Drew You're out for a couple nights.

1:42:11 Adam Yeah, Mark Hoppus is in here from Blink 182, who's a perfectly capable young man.

1:42:16 Drew By the way, the nearest to a gay experience I had was him, I'll talk about that tonight.

1:42:19 Caller We just played Bakersfield.

1:42:21 Adam And also, he sent me a bunch of stuff from his clothing line, so tell him I've washed it, I've worn it, and I enjoy it.

1:42:27 Caller I have a really big dick.

1:42:28 Drew There he is, we'll hear about that tomorrow night.

1:42:30 Adam We'll be in tomorrow night. Until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:42:35 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold.

1:42:49 Caller Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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