Episode 1000730162377

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline.

1:17 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, Dixman-Bebla. David Drehmann is here tonight from Disturbed, who is, I'll tell you the most disturbing thing about Disturbed. They haven't been here for three years and it felt like three months to me.

1:38 Drew Absolutely. That is disturbing.

1:41 Adam That's one of those, it's one of those hallmark, you're getting old things when it's like, little Timmy, what? Oh my goodness.

1:48 Drew You've shot up.

1:49 Adam You have pubic hair.

1:51 Drew Good lord. You're such a tall young lady.

1:54 Adam Yeah. Well, it was a dude, but true.

1:56 Drew I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

1:57 Adam I'm just saying. I said pubes, you went to chicks. All right. Good to see you, David.

2:03 Disturbed Good to see you guys.

2:04 Adam I can't believe they haven't been to the new studio. It's not been here since we moved. Disturbed, who's going out on the Jaegermeister tour, which is a hell of a lot better than the Tab tour. If you're picking tours to sponsor, go Jaeger. You know what I mean?

2:19 Yes.

2:20 Adam 10,000 Fist, name of the CD, came out a couple of weeks back, and it was number one sound scan first week out. I don't know what that means, but it's better than, hell of a lot better than being number 10. Or not even, not even charting. Yeah, what is sound scan?

2:36 Disturbed Sound scan is the agency that reports all of the records that are sold every week.

2:41 Adam Number one first week out.

2:43 Disturbed One selling record first week out.

2:45 Adam That is awesome. Drew is gesturing over to Marcus, because my TLC show, The Adam Corolla Project, premieres tonight, 10 o'clock. You shouldn't turn this radio show off.

2:56 Drew Just watch it.

2:56 Adam You should turn that show on, though, or a Tivo it or something. I think you enjoy it.

3:01 Drew Show out in the love.

3:02 Adam Little documentary style home improvement show. The band is out and going out, and what the hell else? Well, talk to me. How's Chicago? What's going on? Big socks win. Socks over socks.

3:16 Disturbed Chicago's good. Chicago's good. We don't get to spend much time there. We've been just crazy busy. We're about to head out to Europe, do a little bit of touring in the UK. We got our first date, actually, in Ireland. We're really excited about going to Dublin. Got a couple days in Amsterdam because he can't go to Europe without spending a little bit of time in Amsterdam.

3:38 Drew Adam's never been to Amsterdam.

3:40 Adam You've got to go.

3:41 Drew You like that town, yeah.

3:42 Adam How different, well, we know how different Europe may be culturally, but how different is it to play in front of? Is it a different vibe?

3:50 It depends.

3:52 Adam If you woke up on stage, would you know you weren't in New York or weren't in Chicago and in Amsterdam or Germany?

3:59 Disturbed The vibe is different, the energy is different, and there's a tangible difference between Germany and the UK, for instance.

4:06 Adam Really?

4:06 Disturbed Oh yeah.

4:07 Adam Now, what is the difference?

4:08 Disturbed It's kind of like the difference between playing Chicago or playing New York or LA.

4:12 Drew We don't get to do that, so we don't know what the difference is.

4:14 Disturbed The difference is like this. New York or LA are two of these cities that have seen it all. They get every single act in the world, everything comes to them.

4:22 Drew So it's hard to get them excited.

4:23 Disturbed So they all kind of stand there with their arms crossed and they look at you and they judge, and like, come on, show me something. And you go to the Midwest. Is that Germany? That would be more Germany.

4:34 Adam Germany, right.

4:35 Disturbed And the UK, the fans are rabid. I love playing shows in the UK.

4:41 Adam But now, the UK has...

4:43 Disturbed I love playing shows in Germany too.

4:44 Drew And when you say UK...

4:45 Disturbed You gotta fight for it.

4:46 Drew Are you talking about London or are you talking about Glasgow?

4:48 Disturbed I prefer Manchester, Glasgow, places like that. I mean, London is always good too, but it's those towns that don't get it quite as much that the crowds are just way more ferocious.

5:00 Adam We used to go out and do these college tours, and it's true, when you went to... Well, first off, it's even hard just to get cities... I'd always say, what about UCLA or UC Riverside or something, what about something in town? What about USC? What about something that I can drive to instead of get on a seaplane and a sea turtle to get to? And be like, you do that show and you get 500 people and they're sitting there sort of talking on their cell phones and then you go out and you go deep. You go, where do we go? Where do we go in like DeKalb, Illinois?

5:34 Drew DeKalb was, we were still, that was still near an airport. We were going into Waterloo, Iowa. I'll remind you of that one.

5:39 Adam You get 3000 crazy people starving. Starving and it's sort of like, I guess, LA, New York and maybe now Germany, they're like the hot chick at the party. You buy them a drink, big deal. You know what I mean? But Iowa, that's the fat chick at the party. You buy her drink. It's BJ City. Yes, Drew?

5:59 Disturbed Yes. I don't know, brother.

6:00 Drew Some of those. I'm watching Adam show over the exact Karen Mizrahi.

6:03 Adam Yeah, that's your realtor. Yeah, my realtor who was my good buddy, Don's mom, who I grew up rating her refrigerator. You know, the whole thing about this TLC show is everybody I worked with was everybody I worked with before I was in show business.

6:20 Drew Everybody we have to hear about.

6:21 Adam All the guys I swung a hammer with and all that.

6:24 Drew The guys that brought you stool and a hat and a sock hat.

6:27 Adam Well, my buddy Ray, who's on the show when I was about, I think it was about 13, I lent him my Rams beanie, my beloved long, you know, remember those old sock wool beanies that have the football insignia of the team on the front. But these were long.

6:44 Drew Oh, yeah, long.

6:44 Adam And they'd have that ball.

6:45 Drew That's the crazy ski hat.

6:46 Adam This crazy ski hat with the ball on the end. I said, Ray, I'm going to need that beanie back. He said, let me go get it. And he came back out and handed to me like a lunch bag. I was like, what is this? Oh, he'd taken a crap in it. Fantastic.

6:58 Disturbed Nice.

6:58 Adam Yeah. Thirteen. That's what you do.

7:02 Drew Take a crap in your body.

7:03 Adam What kind of guy borrows a beanie and then takes a dump in it when he hands it back to you? It's not like he was angry. It's not like I'd done something to his beanie. You understand that was just considered good times. Good times. I don't know, David, if you if you grew up with these kind of guys.

7:18 Disturbed My my friends were not crapping on my head.

7:21 Adam Really?

7:22 Disturbed They were doing other things.

7:23 Adam You dodged your bullet.

7:24 Disturbed Yeah, a couple of them actually. Yeah.

7:27 Adam Drew, you grew up with guys that abused you, right?

7:30 Drew Not like that.

7:31 Adam Not really.

7:32 Drew So there's the tip, you know, there's the verbal abuse and the sort of physical jousting. But you never had you're like you Ray is not human.

7:41 Adam Right. All right.

7:41 Drew But you didn't grow up with guys that beat the crap out of you constantly and did horrible things to you. I didn't grow up with guys that urinated regularly on me.

7:49 Adam Oh, really?

7:50 Drew And not only that, I had a special name for it.

7:53 Adam Really?

7:54 Drew Didn't crap in my stuff. Didn't have sex in my bed with other people.

7:58 Wow.

8:00 Drew Didn't steal my ass. I didn't have those guys.

8:04 Adam I'll tell you one of the greatest examples of my buddies.

8:07 Drew Didn't get run over.

8:08 Adam Once I was babysitting with my buddy Ray and my mom was a health food nut. So when I babysat, I just went and raped the pantry. I would open pie filling, dump it in a bowl, put mini marshmallows in it, put some tollhouse morsels and just start spooning it in my face. Like a heroin addict. I would just go nuts. That's what happens. When you take a 12, 13 year old kid and you tell him, look, you're not going to be eating any sugar coated shredded wheat over here.

8:39 Drew You're not going to have any shredded wheat.

8:40 Adam Yeah, chew this cud. The kid just goes to neighbor's house and opens the pie filling and starts mainlining it. So we decided to roast some marshmallows over the stove. And here's a marshmallow when it actually lights on fire.

8:52 Drew It's a little charcoaling.

8:54 Adam It actually burns.

8:55 Drew It gets to be like a torch. Like a torch in an old movie.

8:59 Adam Yeah, burns like an old torch. And once I got it up on the skewer and I got it burning, it was completely engulfed in flames and I looked like a torch. I said, oh, look everybody, it's Adam the Great. And I started doing this fire eater routine and Ray whacked my elbow and the flaming marshmallow stuck to the side of my face. No feeling quite like the flaming marshmallow stuck to the side of your face. It's like a huge blister. Looks like I got some kind of venereal disease.

9:23 It's like some sort of.

9:24 Adam Do you know what it does to your face? You can take a flaming marshmallow and stick it to your face.

9:27 Drew You're lucky you didn't erode right through your cheek.

9:29 Oh, yeah.

9:31 Adam All right. All right. Let's take some phone calls. Drew, are you happy you broke the disturbed jewel box?

9:35 Drew Yeah, yeah, I'm good. But when I mess with stuff and it breaks, it's good.

9:39 Adam But you understand.

9:40 Drew I'm in full throttle, then.

9:41 Adam Drew is normally sort of clumsy. He's like, I got two lobster claws instead of hands. He bangs into flippers. He's got flippers. He bangs into the mic. He uses the mug as a weapon. Most people use a mug just to hold a warm beverage. Not Drew. Drew picks a mug up and starts banging it on the mic. He smacks it around. There's no control over his extremities. But now you've taken it to a new level where you're sort of like Heime the Robot or Frankenstein or something. You just start crushing things. You don't know your own strength. You're going to shake some kid's hand and just hear bones cracking.

10:12 Drew I think it was mostly I was so excited that you let me fidget.

10:14 Adam I know.

10:15 Drew I got excited and broke it.

10:16 Adam I know, but then you broke it. See what happens? All right, hold on. Now we got a phone problem here.

10:21 Drew Now we got a huge phone problem. Okay.

10:22 Adam We do?

10:23 Drew We're going to start this over again here.

10:25 Adam How do you know we have a huge phone problem?

10:26 Drew Because it says no carrier up here, which means we're disconnected.

10:28 Adam All right. Well, David, let me tell you this. I don't know if you care, but your white socks beat the other socks today.

10:37 Disturbed Yeah, I probably upset my tour manager pretty bad.

10:41 Adam Oh, he's a Red Sox guy. I've had an asshole of all talk that is New England sports, by the way, and especially Red Sox, and especially baseball in general, just bleeding into my beloved football season. That's enough.

10:54 Drew Football's going to be good this year.

10:55 Adam Football's good, but here's the thing about baseball, 100 games, the side, after 100 games, not 163.

11:01 Drew Let's just admit, baseball's not about the games, it's about sitting outside in the summer.

11:04 Adam It's about people just getting loaded out in the stands and hanging out. Yeah. Yeah.

11:08 Drew That's basic.

11:09 Adam And just cut school, playing hokey from work. Well, all I'm saying is, is I don't need this. Here's the way I'd like to establish my life. I would like one season to end and the other one to begin.

11:21 Drew It used to be though, this was the whole deal.

11:23 Adam The part where it bleeds into the next part is just confusing. Now I'm just watching football on the infield of a baseball diamond.

11:29 Drew Maybe a little known fact, but I lived on college near Springfield, Massachusetts, where basketball was invented. And it was invented by a-

11:36 Adam I thought it was invented in Indiana.

11:37 Drew It was invented by a Christian organization to try to give young men activities during the wintertime when there were no sports, indoor sports during the winter. There was nothing for them to do, as they invented the game.

11:48 Adam Is that 100 years ago?

11:50 Drew I don't know when. Wow. There we go.

11:52 Adam You ready to rock?

11:53 Drew 28.

11:54 Adam Okay. Kay, you're 28.

11:56 Caller Yes, I am.

11:57 Caller What's up?

11:58 Caller Well, I have a problem. I don't have a problem. My boyfriend, I guess, I think it's a problem. Anyway, he's 30 and I asked him, we've been together for almost two years and I asked him to kind of vibrate in front of me or what not, you know, masturbate in front of me.

12:16 Drew Vibrate.

12:17 Caller And he would never do it.

12:18 Drew And just vibrate in front of you.

12:20 Adam What would you do? What did you want to do when he was doing that?

12:24 Caller I was actually, you know, masturbating myself.

12:28 Adam So this is mutual masturbation.

12:30 Drew Right.

12:31 Caller Yes.

12:31 Drew All right.

12:32 Adam All right.

12:33 Caller Okay. And he was kind of-

12:35 Adam Well, I just want to say this, it's a totally different thing that if, you know, if you're just standing there in slacks and a blazer and you tell the guy to beat off in front of you, that's weird. But if you're getting into it too, that's a different situation.

12:49 Caller Right. Yeah, definitely getting into it too. But I asked him to show me, you know, I guess how he does it or what not.

12:56 Drew Hang on a second, Kay. I'm just watching. Hang on a second, Kay. I'm just watching. Adam, I see where you got those ferocious guns, those arms.

13:02 Adam Oh, it's like dad in skinny arms.

13:05 Yeah.

13:06 Adam Pops, yeah. Yeah. Never did play any high school ball, Pops.

13:10 Drew I'm shocked. You're kidding me.

13:12 Adam Thank you.

13:12 Drew No way.

13:13 Adam Now you realize what a great athlete I actually am. You see how far I hit a softball, right? Look what I had to overcome.

13:19 Drew Oh my God.

13:19 Adam Look at my dad. He's like a belt, like a woman with no breasts. If he had breasts, he'd have a nicer build. Yeah.

13:25 Drew A woman made of stick.

13:27 Adam Yeah. I'm telling you, I have hurdles to overcome. All right, go ahead, Kay.

13:32 Caller Okay. So anyway, I asked him to show me how he does it or whatever. He was scared at first to do it. Then he actually showed me and I just got freaked out because I have never heard of anybody doing it the way he does it.

13:48 Drew I wonder how often.

13:49 Caller Like a pillow down and put his penis in between two pillows or something soft and act like he's humping something.

13:58 Adam Yeah.

13:58 Caller The whole thing is we haven't had sex for like six months. So I don't have an idea what's going on.

14:04 Disturbed Apparently, he's getting a little bit more friendly with the pillow.

14:07 Adam They've got a new sofa and he's breaking it away.

14:10 Drew Guys, there are guys that will... I mean, it's weird that he would share that part of his behavior with you. But guys...

14:15 Adam Well, here's the whole thing. Like, okay, let me just give guys a tip. If the way you masturbate is by putting a corn cob up your ass, licking one finger, rubbing your nipple and crying, don't do that one in front of the old lady. Do the straight ahead one. Give her the textbook style. What do I do? Well, I close my eyes, I shut the lights off, I don't look at any pornography, and I slowly and tastefully diddle myself. Why? I think of you. Why? That's how I do it. Don't do the weird ass crap that you would do when she's out of the room. Humping the pillow.

14:51 Drew This is a couple of interesting things here. One is that there are guys that do that, that pump things and stuff. They try to simulate sex. I mean, young guys do that. I'm at 20, gazing at late 20. That's kind of weird.

14:59 Caller That's what I was wondering. I'm like maybe it's something to do with, I don't know, his childhood or...

15:05 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. B, why haven't you had sex in six months?

15:10 Caller Because he said he doesn't really, he doesn't feel confident with himself or something. Like he used to be bigger. He used to work out a lot and this and that. And it's just, it's really frustrating.

15:22 Adam Something's weird.

15:22 Caller I'm at a breaking point where I'm just like, I'm either going to get out of the relationship because I can't handle it.

15:29 Disturbed You might want to try making him feel confident. You might want to try putting him in the right, you know.

15:35 Caller He doesn't like blowjobs or anything.

15:37 Adam Listen.

15:38 Disturbed A man who doesn't like blowjobs, I have no understanding of whatsoever. It makes no sense to me.

15:43 Adam We are doing a silent hi-fi, David and I, from across.

15:48 Drew Was that silent when you leaped across the table like that?

15:51 Adam Just thank God.

15:52 Disturbed You might as well commit him right now. I mean, I don't, there's no sense in that. There's something very wrong with him if he doesn't like a blowjob.

15:58 Adam Kay, do you have children together?

16:01 Caller No, I do not.

16:02 Adam All right. I say it's time to cut your losses.

16:04 Drew Yeah, it's a weird situation.

16:05 Caller Yeah, and we live together. Yeah, I mean, I own my own business.

16:09 Drew Adam, how often do you think when that mutual masturbation thing that's not for the purposes of safe sex or saving oneself, it's just an exploration, how often do you figure that's brought up by a woman as opposed to the man?

16:21 Adam Two percent of the time or less.

16:23 Drew The guy?

16:24 Adam No, the woman.

16:25 Disturbed Oh, that's not true.

16:27 Adam I don't think the woman brings it up.

16:28 Drew I don't think it's a man's idea, I don't think it's a man's notion. I'm gonna stand here and you watch, huh? Oh, the mutual masturbation. As an acting, as an exploration, not as something to maintain virginity or that kind of thing.

16:43 Adam Oh, okay, yeah, it's something you might discuss as a plan B or C, like, okay, I'm not getting laid, I'm not getting a BJ, how about this? Would this be okay with your god or your dad?

16:56 Drew What about somebody who is sexually active goes, something I've always wanted to do is, you stand over here, I'll stand over here, we'll shine bright lights on each other. How often do you figure out a guy is gonna come up with that one?

17:04 Adam No, not if he has the pond now.

17:07 Disturbed But it's always a good precursor.

17:10 Drew No, but I think women sometimes, this is a fantasy woman has sometimes. I don't know what it is or why.

17:15 Adam Here's the deal, she seems like she's doing fine, he's not interested in BJs, he's not interested in her, he's not interested in anything. She's waiting, look, she thinks she's, here's the problem, we've discussed this all the time. She's been in this for two years, she figures like it's gonna be wasting her time. No, don't waste any more time. Look, a bad relationship is no different than a bad job. Because you've got two years invested is all the more reason to get out tomorrow.

17:40 Drew Right, don't waste another minute.

17:41 Adam Not invest another two years or five years or what then turns into a lifetime.

17:45 Drew Here, here.

17:47 Adam Katrina, huzzah, that's what I say to you.

17:49 Drew Huzzah.

17:50 Adam Katrina?

17:51 Caller Yeah.

17:51 Adam You're 25?

17:53 Caller Yes, I'm 25.

17:54 Adam What's up?

17:56 Caller Okay, I have a dilemma and I need you to listen to me for a minute. Okay, I have a little bit of a back story and stuff. Okay, I'm 25. I have a bachelor's in psychology. I recently, I work in a mental health field where I deal with people with schizophrenia all day. It's, I got to a point where I just couldn't handle it anymore. So, I recently tried to commit suicide. While I was in a mental or what do you call it? An inpatient facility, I met a young man who was 18. He had also tried to commit suicide. Okay. Well, we kind of formed a friendship. And we corresponded through e-mails for a couple of weeks. And then we met and got together. And, you know, it's just like we just bonded and made this great friendship.

18:52 Drew What is your question? I get the picture. What's the question?

18:54 Okay. He's 18.

18:58 Drew What's the question?

19:00 Caller What's the question?

19:01 Drew Okay.

19:01 Adam Well, let me just give everyone a tip who's calling Loveline. When we say, all right, we've heard enough. What's the question? Do not go ahead and repeat something you said 26 seconds ago.

19:12 Drew You've got to understand, we've heard everything. You sketch it, we fill it all in. We get it, we get it.

19:17 Adam Loveline Remake. He's 18. I'm 25. We've been corresponding via email. We've been going on for some time now.

19:26 Drew You met in treatment?

19:28 Mm-hmm.

19:29 Adam We've been going on for some time now, and we've been carrying on back and forth. All right.

19:34 Drew What's your question?

19:35 Adam He's 18. Okay, got it. All right. Well, we're done.

19:40 Drew Check. Check.

19:41 Adam Check. All right. He's 18. Katrina?

19:45 Caller Yes.

19:46 Adam What's your question? Other than him being 18.

19:51 Okay.

19:52 Caller Hey, okay. We both have very overprotective parents. He... I don't know. I just don't know if I'm doing something wrong.

20:01 Drew Yes.

20:02 Caller You're doing something wrong.

20:03 Drew You're doing something wrong, and it's not about his age. Even if he were 25, this is a horrible circumstance for a relationship. Two sick people make for trouble. When you meet somebody in treatment, you do not know who they are. All you know is that they're ill, and the staff is unable to tell you, because of confidentiality issues, whether this person has schizophrenia, HIV, is a murderer, who the hell knows? But you know that you're sick and trying to get better, and two people trying to get better who are sick is really, essentially, impossible. So you're just, you're putting a huge anchor around your neck, and you're keeping yourself down. That's it. Now you can get well, get focusing on treatment, get going. Don't look for a life preserver in a relationship. Relationships take people out in the first year of recovery from mental illness issues. All right.

20:50 Adam Katrina, there you go.

20:51 Drew Okay. And the age thing on top, that's not a great deal. Not good for him or you.

20:57 But it's just. All right.

20:59 Drew Well, whatever you want, do what you want, Katrina.

21:01 Disturbed Not the answer she wanted.

21:03 Drew I know you want to hear that, but that's fine. You're not going to convince me of otherwise. I've dealt with thousands of people in situations like this. Yeah, but you know. It's a catastrophe. I know it's you. You don't know her. It's Katrina. It's a special thing.

21:14 Adam Right.

21:14 Drew You need to get well completely before you get into a relationship and certainly not in a relationship with somebody else who's also trying to get well. Okay?

21:22 Adam Okay.

21:23 Drew All right.

21:24 Adam All right then, baby doll. Feel free not to listen to Drew or do whatever you want.

21:28 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

21:29 Adam Well, it's not going to do it.

21:31 Drew Whatever. That's up to her. But you're not going to persuade me that there's some reason. There's just no reason that it would be a good idea.

21:38 Adam Well, people act like you're holding a big rubber okay stamp that you can put on their forehead and then they could move on with their life. Oh, he's 18.

21:45 Drew Oh, I didn't get that.

21:46 Adam Stamp him.

21:47 Drew Done.

21:47 Adam There we go.

21:48 Drew All right.

21:48 Adam Let's hear a song from Disturbed, shall we?

21:50 Drew Perfect.

21:50 Adam I think that's going to work off of 10,000 Fists. Oh, what is the name of the song? Ah, here it is, Stricken. Yeah, Disturbed, nice hard out. 10,000 Fists, the name of the CD. Nothing, just a number one sound scan first week. We'll let David here from the band with a quick break. Be right back after this.

26:36 Hey, everybody, it's Love Line.

26:38 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. David's in here tonight from Disturbed, 10,000 Fist, name of the CD, and we'll hear something else off it as the night wears on. All right, Drew. Yeah. You want to talk to Richard?

26:52 Yeah.

26:52 Adam Richard is 21, just had sex with a girl who has warts. Richard?

27:00 Yes.

27:01 Adam 21?

27:02 Yes. What's up? I literally just slept with a girl three hours ago, and during the whole cuddling session, she decided to tell me she has HPV.

27:12 Drew Right. So that would put her, let's see, where are you in, Phoenix or Tucson?

27:16 Phoenix.

27:17 Drew All right. So basically half the young ladies walking around that town have this. So there you go.

27:22 Right.

27:24 I understand you guys want a pretty little sketch.

27:27 Caller What the hell is it?

27:29 Drew What did he just say? You want a pretty little sketch?

27:31 I've called my buddies. I have never, nobody's ever heard of HPV.

27:35 Drew It's human papilloma virus. Most people have it. It's a cause of cervical cancer. It causes warts. And if you were going to be sexually active, you were going to be exposed to this.

27:46 Adam Mm-hmm. What do you mean pretty little sketch?

27:48 Drew What does that mean?

27:50 I don't know. I met her three days ago. I slept with her tonight. What? I, oh.

27:54 Drew Bogus.

27:54 Disturbed Sounds like he's just nervous.

27:56 Adam Sounds bogus. Now, he's full of crap.

27:58 Drew Sounds bogus.

27:58 Adam Horrible actor. God, you're bad, Richard. Richard, please. Or may I call you Dick?

28:05 Caller Call me Dick. That's what everybody else does.

28:07 Adam Please do not come to Los Angeles and attempt to ply your horrible trade because you are a...

28:13 Drew I'm going to Phoenix to Thursday.

28:15 Adam Listen, I rarely say this. You are the worst. Stay away from me.

28:18 Drew I don't want to avoid Richard. I may not go. I might run into Richard.

28:20 Adam You are a worse actor than Cannon Reeves. You understand me?

28:24 That's pretty bad.

28:25 Adam Yeah. You are horrible, buddy.

28:27 Drew All right.

28:27 Adam Next time, do better, would you?

28:29 Caller Yeah.

28:30 Adam Okay.

28:31 Drew All right.

28:32 Adam It's a bogus call.

28:32 Drew I'll give you a little primer here. HPV is human papillomavirus.

28:36 Adam But Richard doesn't have it and nobody cuddles and says they have it afterward. They email you the next day.

28:41 Drew He could have gone online and had all his questions answered. Human papillomavirus is something that's exceedingly common, particularly in urban environments and young people. It's one of the big sort of concerns people have in terms of sexually transmitted diseases because it's not all that clearly blocked by condoms. It's a hard one to block with condoms.

28:59 Adam It isn't?

28:59 Drew It is. It's helped. But it's helped with circumcision too. It's a help, but it's a hard one to really protect yourself from.

29:06 Adam Why doesn't the condom do it?

29:08 Drew Because the fluids get around the base and stuff, can touch the skin and the virus comes in. And it causes certain of the subtypes of the virus, the ones that particularly are persistent, meaning they don't sort of recede on their own, will cause cervical cancer in women. It could also cause anal cancer in people that are loving, are engaging in that loving activity.

29:28 Awesome time.

29:29 Drew Awesome.

29:30 Adam Anal cancer. That's a good hardcore band right there.

29:33 Disturbed Anal cancer.

29:35 Adam Yeah. That there. You may produce anal cancer.

29:38 Disturbed I'm sure somebody thought of that if they haven't.

29:41 Adam Russell?

29:43 Caller Russell?

29:45 Caller Yeah?

29:46 Adam 19?

29:47 Caller Yeah.

29:48 Adam You got a question for David?

29:51 Caller Yeah.

29:51 Caller I just thought. I just bought the 10,000 fifth CD. Awesome CD.

29:59 Disturbed Thank you, brother. Thank you.

30:01 Caller And I was just wondering what was the inspiration for it?

30:07 Disturbed You know, this record was probably the most difficult of the three to make. And from an inspiration standpoint, the themes on this record kind of go all over the place.

30:19 Adam Why was it difficult to make or more so difficult to make?

30:23 Disturbed You know, you're constantly challenged with each successive record that you make to outdo yourself or to continue to try and bring something new to the table and something fresh. And you know, the further down the road you go, the more difficult that becomes. And this record seemed to fuse the elements of the first two records and kind of inject them with steroids, if you will. It's probably our most aggressive of the three. Still retains a lot of the melodic elements from the second record as well as fusing it with the aggression and the darkness that the first record had. We're very, very proud of it. Thematically, you know, the whole idea of Ten Thousand Fists is one of the, you know, the iconic imagery behind that symbol of the Closed Fist, which is one of strength and unity and defiance and rebellion. And as far as I know, those are the things upon which rock and roll and heavy metal were founded. So we're just trying to stay true to that.

31:26 Adam Hey Russell.

31:27 Caller Yeah.

31:27 Adam You in a band?

31:30 Caller No. I used to play guitar for quite a bit.

31:33 Adam Yeah.

31:33 Caller And then one of my friends kind of borrowed it and broke the neck.

31:38 Adam What are you doing now?

31:41 Caller I'm actually working at a Dodge dealership.

31:43 Drew Dodge.

31:44 Adam Dodge dealership.

31:46 Drew That's what I thought too.

31:48 Adam What do you do?

31:49 Caller I'm just a detailer right now, hoping to move on.

31:52 Adam That's a car washer. Alright brother, stay with it.

31:55 Caller Yeah. I'm personally on a Honda.

31:57 Adam Okay. That's good. I hope your boss is listening.

31:59 Drew Yeah, I'm sure he'll love that.

32:01 Disturbed Thanks for the compliment brother.

32:02 Adam Let me give everybody a quick tip for life. If your grades weren't too great in high school and the band's not working out and the stand-up's not working out and you get a gig at a Dodge dealer, keep it. Don't piss off your boss by telling him you drive a Honda. But I mean.

32:18 Drew That Tourette's that people have. It's the same Tourette's people have with our show.

32:21 Adam Right.

32:21 Drew They call in and go, I really hate you guys show. I can't listen anymore. But anyway, so.

32:25 Adam Right.

32:26 Drew Good and hatredly.

32:27 Adam Well, you know, you know that thing where where people are. You get to a job, you get to a place like I remember when I used to have crappy jobs. I get to the job. I get to a job and I'd be like, how is this a hole? My supervisor. I'll tell you how he got there first and he didn't piss anyone off and he hung out for five years. And now.

32:43 Drew Pissing off. You kiss a little butt.

32:45 Adam Kiss a little butt. Now he's now he's a supervisor. That's how it works. So stay with it. And here's the thing. If you bounce from job to job to job to job, you just start is to goomper in every job. And then some people work their way up to glorified goomper and then they quit and go back to goomper at the next game.

33:01 Drew I heard somebody describe it once as you don't drill for oil by drilling a hole for a few feet in another hole in another hole in another hole. You stick and you dig.

33:08 Adam Pick a spot and keep going.

33:09 Drew You dig.

33:10 Adam That's true. That's good.

33:11 Drew Thank you.

33:12 Adam Now I know it's not mine. Of course it's not yours, but just the fact that you would.

33:16 Drew Remember.

33:16 Adam Belt up something that was halfway decent that someone else said is a huge step in the right direction. I'm just awesome. But Melissa, yeah, you're 28.

33:29 Caller Yeah.

33:30 Adam You're addicted. Vicodin.

33:31 Caller Yeah. I've been taking Vicodin for almost those three and a half years. And I've known that I've had a problem with it for like the last probably year and a half or so. But every time I stop taking them, it's, you know, if I run out, pretty much that's the way it goes.

33:54 Adam How much do you take a day?

33:57 Caller Anywhere from 10 to 12 ES's a day.

34:01 Drew What's your question?

34:02 Adam 10 or 12 what?

34:04 Drew ES's, extra strength.

34:05 Adam Extra strength. How many milligrams is that?

34:10 Drew It doesn't make their 5 milligrams a day.

34:12 Adam Do they make, how many different ones do they make?

34:14 Drew The ES is basically a Tylenol. The ES is more Tylenol.

34:18 Adam That's it.

34:18 Drew The Norco is the one that comes in higher strengths. You get 7.5 milligrams in those 10s.

34:23 Adam All right. So what's the plan?

34:26 Caller What's the question? Is I recently, you know, I really want to stop taking them because, I'm sorry.

34:34 Drew Weird thing, Melissa, you have to be treated. You have to get treatment and what are you going to do?

34:38 Caller And I've checked into those things and I don't have medical insurance and most of them are anywhere from, you know, three to four thousand dollars a week.

34:44 Drew Well, most of these places have county beds and you call them, call around, you know, call Irvine, you see Irvine, call the county facilities, see where there's a waiting list for those. There's a waiting list for those. But get on the waiting list and that's it. In the meantime, you know, get ready because you're not going to be able to detox on your own. You're going to need to be medically supervised.

35:01 Caller It just doesn't work. That's the problem is, you know, like today I don't have any and so I need to figure out where I can go and what I can do because...

35:11 Drew Well, why don't you, who was prescribing it for you in the first place?

35:14 Caller Well, it started out as my regular MD.

35:15 Drew Well, why don't you go to your regular MD and say, I am addicted now, I'm trying to get into a program. I don't want to try to detox on my own here. Let's just keep me, you know, maybe try to taper me down a little bit, but it really doesn't work very well to do that.

35:27 Disturbed Why did you start taking them in the first place out of curiosity?

35:30 Caller People on the street.

35:32 Adam Did you have a back injury or something?

35:34 Caller No, I have polycystic ovarian disease and endometriosis.

35:37 Drew So she has pelvic pain. Let me translate. Sexually abused.

35:41 Adam Who sexually abused you?

35:44 Several people, actually.

35:46 Adam All right, that's the translation of the pelvic pain.

35:49 Drew It's pelvic pain with opioid addiction, you know that that's sexual abuse, no doubt.

35:53 Adam It's easy. All right, baby, take care of yourself now.

35:57 Drew You're gonna set aside some time, like three to six months, and really focus on your treatment.

36:01 Adam Drew, let me ask you this. What if I was addicted to Vicodin and I couldn't get any, and I couldn't get into a bed? How about drinking that night?

36:14 Drew Yeah, you know, I don't want to give people instructions on this, but yes, people will use alcohol.

36:20 Adam I'm gonna do it anyway.

36:20 Drew You can use alcohol and marijuana to block the opioid withdrawal syndrome.

36:24 Adam I mean, something to take the edge off, right?

36:26 Drew Yes, yes. Both marijuana in most addicts and alcohol as well has a very powerful opioid effect. And so you actually can saturate the opiate receptors if you use it enough of it and that sort of thing.

36:40 Adam Right.

36:40 Drew And so it is actually biologically just doing the same thing.

36:43 Adam Well, but...

36:44 Drew Different mechanism.

36:46 Adam You're not encouraging people to go out and rob a liquor store, but what I'm saying is, if you're strung out on Vicodin and all of a sudden, you can't get any and you're crawling up the wall one night and you got the cold sweats, pour yourself some booze.

37:00 Drew You should be aware that Dr. Freud believed he had discovered the treatment for heroin addiction.

37:05 Adam Which was?

37:06 Drew Alkanized cocaine.

37:08 Adam Oh, really? Wow.

37:10 Drew And it wasn't until... Yeah, yeah. It wasn't until his friend...

37:13 Adam What's alkanized?

37:13 Drew That's cocaine, as you know.

37:15 Adam Cocaine.

37:16 Drew And as his... Yes, I know how stereo. It wasn't until his friend became severely strung out on cocaine that he kind of backed away.

37:24 Adam I know it's snow, by the way, because I'm an 80s guy.

37:26 Drew You want a little coochie? Don't do it.

37:31 Adam Yeah, white lines. Yeah.

37:32 Drew Anderson, come on.

37:33 Adam A push rap song.

37:34 Drew Come on.

37:34 Adam Come on. All right, let's take a little break. David here from Disturbed. When we come back, ex-girlfriend...

37:40 Drew What does he call it in that rap song?

37:43 Adam Well, it's like...

37:45 Drew He has a bunch of names for it.

37:46 Adam Nose candy and snow and...

37:48 Drew Pure as the Driven Snow.

37:50 Adam Pure as the Driven Snow. But he tells you all the names.

37:53 Drew Names, yeah.

37:53 Adam Yeah.

37:54 Drew Come on, Anderson.

37:55 Disturbed I'll go look for that.

37:56 Adam I'll see if I can... Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah.

37:58 Disturbed Now that your show is almost over, do you think Ray could finally be a guest on the show?

38:02 Drew Oh, man.

38:03 Caller Let's get Ray in here tomorrow.

38:05 Adam Wow. Well, we'll have to see.

38:07 Drew I love Ray. The yarns he could weave.

38:09 Adam Oh, my God. Well, I'll tell you what, if you guys watch the Adam Corolla Project on TLC and make it successful, then we'll have justification bring Ray in.

38:19 Drew Ray insists that he was there in the early years and that all of Adam's perceptions of how things went down are distorted and he's gonna set the record straight.

38:26 It seems like Ray is on the show more than you, Corolla.

38:29 Adam He's, well, there he is.

38:30 Drew Yeah.

38:31 Adam All right. Thanks, Anderson. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

38:36 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

38:44 Adam Ready for something new? Try Durex Tingling Condoms. There's sex and then there's Durex. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. David here from Disturbed Tonight, 10,000 Fist, name of the CD. In the second hour, and we're gonna speak to Dave, ex-girlfriend dumped him and hooked up with other girls. Dave?

39:18 Caller Hey.

39:19 Adam What's up?

39:21 Yeah, this is all pretty much dumping me for other girls.

39:25 Adam Yeah, bogus.

39:27 Drew That's what I'm writing down.

39:28 Adam Right now, bogus. Don't buy it.

39:32 Caller Don't buy it.

39:33 Adam No. Oh, no, we really don't buy it.

39:35 Drew It just doesn't sound, doesn't ring true for us.

39:37 Adam Yeah, bogus.

39:38 Caller Oh, come on, man.

39:40 Adam Sorry, buddy. What do you mean, come on? You gotta do a better job of selling it.

39:43 I'm not, believe me, this sucks.

39:46 Drew All right, how many times do you care?

39:48 Adam Liar whore, liar whore, new noise.

39:49 Drew How many times has this happened?

39:51 How many times has this happened? I'm like six, and I just like, keep on having them. Every time, every time.

39:55 Adam She keeps dumping you for checks.

39:57 Drew Same girl or six different girls?

39:59 Like, the same girl twice, and like, the other four is just the same way.

40:05 Drew So now they're involved in monogamous lesbian relationships, each of these six women.

40:10 Well, like, they left me for other chicks, and then they just like go with those chicks for like a month or two, and then they just leave them and go out with some other dude.

40:19 Disturbed You have a bad habit of turning girls to the dark side, my friend.

40:22 Adam Wow, it's 17, it's a bogus call.

40:25 Drew Of course. Are you abusive to the guys? The girls, rather?

40:28 Oh, no. I mean, I'm nothing but nice. It's just either they leave me for other chicks, and they're just like, oh, I don't know what I want, and just like leave me, and I just, I don't understand.

40:38 Drew Yeah, let's put one of them left you for a girl, and the other five left you because they wanted to leave you.

40:44 Yeah.

40:44 Disturbed You just have to try and figure out a way to get these girls who are trying to leave you for other chicks, to just try and get the other chick involved with you as well. Just get everybody to play nice together.

40:54 Drew And here's the deal. At 17, you're supposed to break up. You're supposed to have a relationship, try it out.

40:59 Adam Nah, I don't believe it anyway.

41:01 Drew And you break up. But when you really examine it, they all didn't leave you for other girls.

41:05 Adam All right, that's bogus. Let's talk to Laurel, who's 23.

41:08 Caller Laurel? Yeah.

41:10 Adam What's up? I like that name Laurel. Yeah. I don't hear it that often. It's nice. I don't know, but it doesn't sound great. It's just a nice name for a chick.

41:19 Caller Laurel.

41:20 Adam Yeah. What's up?

41:21 Kind of unusual. I'm 23 and I'm eight months pregnant with a girl. And I'm not with her dad, but he does want to have a relationship with her after she's born. And he loves looking at internet porn of teenage girls. And so my question is...

41:43 Adam Mazel Tov. Is he a Jewish guy? I'm guessing he's a Jew. Why you gotta do that? Why does this have to do with the Jewish guys standing there? They don't have anything to do with their kids. Adam's never on the internet. I know. You're calling from Seattle. He's got to be a Jewish guy, right?

41:57 No, I don't think he is.

41:59 Drew Why?

41:59 Adam I don't believe it.

42:01 Drew How could that be?

42:01 Adam Never been wrong.

42:02 I think he's Swedish or something like that.

42:04 Drew I'm certain he referred to it as a mitzvah when they got pregnant. Yeah. All right.

42:08 Adam So, he wants to look at it. He likes Internet porn and he doesn't like you.

42:15 No.

42:16 Drew But the Internet porn is of teens. And so your question is?

42:20 Adam Giving birth to a daughter.

42:21 Drew Should you have her around him?

42:24 My question is, what if he would ever hurt her or hurt one of her friends?

42:30 Drew What's the probability? We have no way of knowing. We're suspicious. I definitely would not. First of all, he's not looking at little girls, which is nice. I would still not leave him alone with the kid necessarily.

42:41 Adam Well, the good news is this guy's going to be long gone by her third birthday.

42:45 Drew Yeah, that's probably true.

42:48 Adam Nice job, Laurel. Yeah, sweet. Where's your dad?

42:54 He's still here, actually. My parents are still married. Yeah.

43:01 Drew Your biological parents?

43:03 Yeah, my biological parents are still married.

43:06 Adam What happened?

43:07 They've been married for like 35 years or something.

43:08 Drew Does not compute.

43:09 Adam What's missing?

43:12 Drew Fill us in here. Why does this story not compute for us?

43:16 I don't know. Well, this is the kind of guy that I've always gone for, but I don't know exactly why, because I definitely wasn't sexually abused or abandoned or anything like that.

43:28 Drew You know, I'm going in a totally different direction with Laurel. I'm going like totally spoiled. Totally spoiled and really you can't tell her no to anything and so when she went to her bad boy phase, it just, what are you going to do? Laurel, is that kind of fit with you?

43:44 I don't know.

43:48 Adam What do your parents do for a living?

43:50 Well, my mom's a nurse and my dad is...

43:52 Drew How many stuffed animals do you have on your bed?

43:55 Zero.

43:56 Drew Zero?

43:57 Zero.

43:58 Drew That's good. That's a good sign.

44:00 Yeah. I mean, I definitely have...

44:01 Adam 700 in the room. None of them are on the bed.

44:03 Drew Right.

44:03 Caller Could be.

44:05 Well, there's some in the nursery, but there's none in my room.

44:08 Adam All right. What do your dad do for a living?

44:11 My dad does... He is self-employed and he does like freelance editing, proofreading stuff.

44:19 Adam All right. I knew it. I knew it, Drew. It's all coming together now. Self-employed proofreader.

44:26 Drew But did you have sort of...

44:27 Adam Heard it a thousand times. So sad.

44:29 Drew Nobody ever said no to you? I'm sure you felt like they did. But I mean, were you sort of spoiled growing up?

44:35 Well, I definitely... I mean, we didn't have a lot of money, but we weren't poor.

44:41 Drew No, I don't mean in the sense that you were given lots of stuff.

44:43 Adam Look, here's the thing.

44:44 Drew In the sense nobody ever said no to you. And so...

44:46 Adam Everyone, please stop having kids with crappy fathers who you're scared to then leave the kid with. I mean, you know, everyone thinks it's a reflection on the guy. It's a reflection on you too. It's like, I'm pregnant and I got this guy's seed in me and I got a kid coming out in a month. The problem is he's a pedophile and he's a junkie, but he wants joint custody of the kid. Like, no, the problem is, is he put his dork in you nine months ago. That's the problem.

45:16 Drew You thought it was a good idea for that guy.

45:18 Adam You thought it would be a great idea for that guy to get in and not wear a condom. That's the genesis of the problem. Now, we have a global problem because he does have a right to see this kid and I don't know what he's going to do to this kid. You, he's a bad guy. That's, shouldn't have been with him.

45:36 Drew Find a way to have it all be very carefully supervised.

45:39 Adam All right. Let's take ourselves a little break. We'll take David here from Disturb, and we'll be right back after this. Hey, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. David is here from Disturbed tonight. 10,000 Fists, name of the CD, out as we speak, and we'll hear something else off it sometime in this hour. Probably somewhere in the next 20 minutes or so. All right, Drew, you want to talk to Matt?

46:49 Drew I do.

46:49 Adam 28, how to tell a new girlfriend that she has a bad body odor, a smelly vagina. We got a good one for this, which is it, is it a body?

46:59 Caller Yeah, it's not fun to deal with. I've been dating the girl about a month, month and a half, and we move along, progress, we get intimate, and the problem was, it's out in Vegas, so I guess there's some excuse, it's a little warm out here, but I noticed under her arms, it was a little bit of an odor, but obviously below her waist, it was even more pungent, and everything's great about this girl with that big exception, and you can imagine it's quite a hurdle to come over just because it's a massive turnoff. But other than that-

47:35 Drew Is she from another country or anything?

47:37 Adam Well, how dare you, Drew?

47:39 Drew I'm just asking.

47:40 Adam How dare you?

47:41 Caller Well, it's funny that he asked that because she's half Spanish, half Mexican.

47:46 Adam I knew it.

47:46 Drew No, I don't mean ethnicity, I mean the different culture, different word, people.

47:51 Adam Maybe they don't have an invented soap.

47:53 Drew They don't bathe every day.

47:55 Adam Yeah.

47:55 Caller You know what? She's very Americanized though. I mean, grew up in the Southwest and-

48:00 Adam All right.

48:01 Drew There's more. We have multiple things to say about the funk.

48:03 Adam Here's the thing about the funk. If you just tell my body smell, it usually doesn't have that much to do with hygiene, and it's just what you got going. A lot of people have bad breath, and it's not because they don't brush their teeth. It's because they have bad breath.

48:20 Drew Bacteria lives there, and that's that.

48:22 Adam I know a lot of guys whose ass smells like ass. Sure.

48:27 Drew What the hell's your nose doing, Dennis? I want to know.

48:29 Adam No, I mean, their gas is bad. Bad times. Bad times. And they don't eat the same thing for lunch as I do, and then they funk up the room.

48:39 Drew Except when Jimmy eats that pasta fazool, then watch out.

48:42 Adam Look out when he eats that or the raw clams. He actually loaded up on raw clams once just because we're driving to Vegas. Yeah, and he thought he was going to funk out the van.

48:52 Drew But then he went to his brother.

48:57 Adam Let me just tell you guys something. I'll tell you what that was like. That was like when your buddies who was 6'2 and 220 pounds and the baddest ass on the block going in and trying out for an arena football team and just getting his ass handed to him, just getting his ass kicked. Like the scariest guy you knew, all of a sudden there's 280 pound guys that are just throwing him around like he's a scarecrow. My dad, yeah. That's what that was. Jimmy and I were going to Vegas and he announced he was going to fart up the van all the way to Vegas.

49:37 Drew Jimmy was.

49:37 Adam Jimmy was. Made a bold proclamation.

49:40 Drew He's had a history of farting up vans.

49:42 Adam He usually backs up what he puts up, you know? And our buddy Big Tad's brother came along. We didn't know this guy, but for some reason we're all going to Vegas in a van. This is 10, 11 years ago. And Jimmy confidently leaned over and let the first salvo fly. And Big Tad's brother's like, Oh, really? Oh, is it on? I didn't know it was on. And I was like, what do you mean? I don't know if it's on. I don't think it should be on. And 10 seconds later, something horrible this way came from Big Tad's brother's ass. And Jimmy tried to fire back with a jab, but just got cold cocked again. And it was that way all the way to Vegas. Now, now, and now Big Tad, at a certain point, we're just begging.

50:29 Drew Now everybody else laughing like hyenas, I'm sure.

50:31 Adam No, now we're just begging for forgiveness. Well, I'm in the van too. To light a match, every, every, we're going 70 every mile marker to light, light a match through Zizek's, through Baker.

50:41 Drew Who was driving? Can I imagine the driver rolled the windows up, turned the heat on.

50:46 Adam I don't know, Big Tad was behind the wheel. I don't remember what it was. But the point is, is he got schooled by a champion. And, and the point is, is this guy obviously had some sort of enzyme that he was producing that could turn cotton candy into just putrid methane. Guy could turn stream water and a Pez into something that would take out a city block. All right? All right. Now, if you have that, it's not what you eat because we're eating the same thing the whole trip.

51:19 Drew It's a genetic quality.

51:20 Adam It's what you got.

51:21 Drew It's what you is.

51:22 Adam That's 90% of the time.

51:23 Drew All right, that's for the body odor part for Matt's girlfriend. But the vaginal odor, we got something else to say about that.

51:28 Adam Right.

51:29 Drew Go ahead. So, Matt, the vaginal smell is usually a sign of infection.

51:33 Caller Oh, great.

51:34 Adam Yeah.

51:35 Drew Well, not necessarily in STD. It's just something called bacterial vaginosis or vaginitis. And it's something easily treated with a cream oftentimes. And what you should do, what we recommend is to say, you know, I was listening to Loveline the other night, and they were talking about this woman with the infection. And I noticed you have some of the symptoms. We had to get you to the doctor and get this taken care of. And it's simply to take care of. And then, buy her some perfume.

51:59 Adam Well, I act concerned.

52:00 Drew And then say, yeah, I love you.

52:01 Adam How you do that?

52:01 Disturbed Have you tried telling her?

52:03 Caller No, yeah, that's the problem. And it's so early in the relationship that it's almost like to the point where you just want to walk the other way. Because, you know, if you've only known this person for a month and a half, how do you have that type of conversation?

52:15 Drew Not only that, I've been, you know, we've talked to a lot of people in this situation. It doesn't go well, even if you went to get it six months.

52:21 Disturbed But you know, the thing is, is that you are probably one of many guys that have probably thought exactly the same way you do with this girl. And somebody along the line has to tell her. And you need to be the guy with balls big enough to actually say to her, look, you know, I dig you, I'm into you, I want to be intimate with you, but you should know something. There's something wrong down there.

52:49 Adam Here's the other thing, too. You know, we always think, oh, she's, oh, that's not going to go well. She's going to freak on. If a chick I was dating said, FYI, you got a little sack funk going on down there. Why don't you hit the shower after you work out before we get into it? I would just backpedal. I'd be, oh, yeah, no, you know, it's been unseasonably hot. I've been under a lot of stress, a lot of stress. For some people, I had a whole clove of garlic yesterday. I'm in the shower as we speak. Sorry, sweetie. Like, I would be backpedaling and apologizing. How dare you?

53:24 Drew For some people, it's just like telling them something between their teeth. It's nice. Thank you.

53:28 Adam But even if it is embarrassing, I mean, nobody would look forward to that. I wouldn't take the offense if like someone said, look, I hate to say, it's uncomfortable. If you have a little scent, I'd be like, no, you smell.

53:40 Drew No, it's not like that.

53:41 Adam I'd go take a shower. I'd work a little extra hard at it.

53:45 Disturbed If you dig the girl enough and if there's enough of the good things going on, then it'll survive it. And it's worth telling her because once that goes away, then the hurdle's done, you know, and you can just unleash the fury.

54:01 Adam Let me tell you, let me give you a audio reenactment of the ace man unleashing the fury. What's that diva rummage? It'd be me unleashing the fury.

54:14 Drew We've got David Alan Greer unleashing the fury.

54:16 Adam Oh yeah, yeah, you should hear David Alan Greer when he's with the ladies, a passionate, passionate man. Oh God. When he unleashes the fury, he goes all night.

54:25 Don't look at me, don't look at me.

54:26 Drew Say what? There he is talking.

54:47 That's what it's like. And he's on top of her too.

54:52 Adam She can't move. Love, but another one, David Allen Grier does a snore. The only thing I like better than David Allen Grier and his love making is when the night he converted Dr. Drew's morning after pills into black names.

55:08 Drew He has kids names. Here it is. Ethanol, estradiol, which is Ethanol, estradiol, northeastern, y'all get in the house. It's the levonagestril.

55:17 Caller And where's levonagestril?

55:19 Drew Or the northeastern.

55:21 Caller Northeastern, put that whiffle ball back down. Come in the house. So behind, I'm sick of these kids, man.

55:31 Adam I like the longer form version of that Anderson. I like the part where he's picking him up from school and the part where he's yelling at him to get inside the Chevelle.

55:39 Drew Oh my God.

55:40 Adam Yeah, let me hear it. Do you have that one?

55:43 That one, I don't know where that is.

55:45 Adam Just play it. Come on.

55:46 Disturbed I really don't know. I don't have it in the machine because it's too f-ing long.

55:49 Adam Oh, it's too long for the machine?

55:50 Disturbed I might be able to find it on the computer.

55:52 Adam All right. Well, take a look around.

55:54 Disturbed I got you your white lines, but all I could find was Durand-Durand's version.

55:57 Caller No.

55:58 Disturbed Yes.

55:59 Adam Travis?

56:00 Disturbed Travis.

56:04 Caller Hello?

56:05 Adam Yeah. Drew's white lines. Did a few rounds of that song back in the day. Go ahead, Travis.

56:11 Caller Um, I'm at a point in my life. I'm on it.

56:16 Adam Okay, there we go. Well, Drew's proven right. He says he was addicted to online gambling and porn. He lost $20,000 last month. I want to talk to him. I want to talk to some other chick with a discharge problem. But, turns out Travis dropped the F-bomb seven seconds into the call.

56:35 Drew Want to try it again? Nope.

56:37 Adam Ever?

56:37 Drew He's not.

56:37 Adam No, you're done, Travis.

56:38 Drew Alright, so here's the deal. GA. Go to 12 Step Gambling Anonymous. Check this out. Or SA. Sex Addicts Anonymous. You got to go somewhere because this is a serious problem. Possibly bipolar disorders associated with this too. So if you want to see a psychiatrist, that's reasonable. But you better get this. You're 21. You better get this stuff together or it's going to be a really unhappy situation.

56:58 Adam Let me just ask a hypothetical. How many times have you really heard the F word?

57:03 Drew On the radio?

57:04 Adam On commercial radio.

57:05 Drew Per se I hear it every night.

57:06 Adam We hear it every night. But when you're driving in your car, how often do you really hear the F word?

57:12 Disturbed But in Travis' defense, he has no idea what the F is going on. So it's cool.

57:16 Drew It's true.

57:17 Adam I know that's what he's...

57:18 Drew All our callers that drop the F bomb have no idea what the F is going on.

57:21 Disturbed That's what he said, Drew.

57:22 Adam That's what he said, Drew. That's the other thing, too. Like, it's one thing if someone is quoting somebody. Like, if you say, I kid you not, an LAPD officer pulled me over and said verbatim, get the F out of the car. Well, we still couldn't use it on the air, but there's an excuse for using the F bomb. You just sort of, apropos to nothing, I don't know what the F is going on, as a sort of a lead-in to your question. Probably unnecessary. And again, how often do you actually hear the F bomb on the radio?

57:55 Caller All right, let's regroup.

57:57 Disturbed I got two minutes from like three week ago show.

58:00 Caller Ready to hear it?

58:01 Adam Yeah.

58:01 Caller All right, here we go. Little David Allen career.

58:04 Drew Or two milligrams of norethendron.

58:07 Adam Dave has a silcer of norethendron.

58:08 Drew Yeah, those and again, it's take a dose of that now and a dose 12 hours later. That's what you need. There can also be the 100 micrograms of ethanol estradiol, which is the progesterone. It's the levonadestriol or the norethendron.

58:28 Caller Put that whiffle ball back down. Come in the house. I'm sick of these kids, man. Norethendron what? What is it? Epinestriol?

58:40 Adam Drew, what else might my tag name push Drew into the comedy?

58:47 Drew Mephistepristone. Mephistepristone.

58:50 Caller I'm here to pick up Mephistepristone. Mephistepristone. Mephistepristone, Mephistopheles, if you don't get into this dodge comment at the count of three, I will wear your behind out. And get that for real, your sister, please.

59:08 Drew Drew, what else you got? Norgestrel.

59:10 Caller Norgestrel! Norgestrel! Did you take my beer can? Norgestrel!

59:21 Caller One more, Drew, there's one.

59:24 Drew Well, norethendrone, that was the original one.

59:26 Caller It's got to be one more, come on. Come on. Oh my God.

59:30 Adam Anything, it could be for high blood pressure.

59:33 Drew Noliparous.

59:34 Caller Noliparous? You are my oldest son. I have been... Noliparous, please, please. Bring your bicycle in the back yard. Street lights is on. Now, come on, stop now. Stop, stop playing.

59:51 Caller David Allen Grier in studio tonight.

59:55 Adam I don't know why that tickled me so, but just David Allen Grier, when he does his black mother routine. I'll tell you. And anyone knows David Allen Grier knows, he doesn't sound anything like that when you're just talking to him, but he slides into it very naturally.

1:00:12 Caller What'd I say? What'd I say? What'd I say? I got feelings for you. Can I prolapse your anus?

1:00:19 Adam Roxanne? Roxanne?

1:00:23 Caller Hi.

1:00:24 Caller What's up?

1:00:26 Caller I had a question. I've had like, I get discharge, like clear discharge constantly all through the day. And I've had it since like seventh grade. I'm nine.

1:00:39 Drew Right. Well, there you go. That's you. That's just her. Are you overweight?

1:00:44 Caller No.

1:00:45 Drew OK, well, that's you. Why?

1:00:47 Adam What would what would overweight be doing?

1:00:49 Drew I just noticed that sometimes I don't know that that's been documented, but my patients and there's sometimes a weight issue that can be that more discharge.

1:00:55 Caller They told me it was, well, my doctor told me that some girls are just different. They get more or less.

1:01:00 Drew That's correct. Some women really have a lot of them.

1:01:03 Adam Hey, everyone, feel free to listen to your doctor.

1:01:06 Drew Right.

1:01:06 Adam Drew's a doctor as well, but not necessarily more qualified to diagnose you over the radio than your doctor is in real life.

1:01:13 Drew It's unlikely I'm going to disagree with something that someone who's actually examined you has said.

1:01:17 Caller But there's nothing I can do about it. I like to change it.

1:01:20 Drew No, that's you. That is you.

1:01:22 Adam Well, what about? You have to wear a pad?

1:01:25 Drew Having said that, there's something you could do. You could go on.

1:01:28 Adam A little kitty litter down there?

1:01:28 Drew Sometimes a progesterone containing birth control pills will dry things up a bit. So you might want to go on like Depo-Provera or mini pills, that kind of thing.

1:01:39 Adam Give it a try, right?

1:01:39 Drew Sometimes that can do it.

1:01:40 Adam If you start taking this, how long until it works or doesn't work? Like what do you know? A couple of weeks? The way you try that, Roxanne, is it a problem?

1:01:50 Caller Yeah, well, for me, because I have to like constantly go wipe myself like every couple of hours. I come to all the time.

1:01:57 Drew Why don't you wear a pad?

1:01:58 Adam Why don't you put a pad down? I got a pad on now.

1:02:00 Caller I mean, sometimes I wear tampons and I have to change those sometimes because they're just like they don't fill up, but it's just uncomfortable because I can feel it wet.

1:02:07 Drew How about an external pad, like small pads?

1:02:09 Caller It's kind of embarrassing too because like if I'm wearing like, let's say like a little liner, like a pangolin or if I'm wearing a tampon, like just not even when I'm on my period, like if I'm going to like sleep with someone or something, it's like I have no excuse of why it's there.

1:02:25 Drew You guys don't notice it, don't worry about it.

1:02:27 Adam The guy thinks you're on your period.

1:02:29 Caller Okay.

1:02:30 Drew The guys are not asking questions, they're not interested. They just, you take care of that, they're fine.

1:02:34 Adam Yeah, you tell them, look, you know, sometimes you see those pans down in the garage floor, doesn't necessarily mean you're leaking transmission fluid, you just put it down there in case. Yeah. So, all right, let's take a question for David. Sandy?

1:02:49 Caller Yes?

1:02:49 Adam You're 20?

1:02:51 Caller Yes, I'm 20 years old.

1:02:52 Adam What's up?

1:02:54 Caller I just wanted to ask David a question, if that's okay.

1:02:57 Adam Here we go.

1:02:58 Disturbed Yes, ma'am.

1:02:59 Caller Okay. Hi David, how are you?

1:03:01 Disturbed I'm good, yourself?

1:03:03 Caller I'm great. All right, well, first I want to tell you that the new CD is awesome. It's all I have listened to for the last couple of months.

1:03:11 Drew Thank you.

1:03:13 Caller And I want to ask you, all your songs and the songs on this album, which one has like the most meaning to you or which one are you like most proud of?

1:03:24 Drew Probably two different questions, right?

1:03:26 Caller Like which one is your favorite, basically, your personal favorite?

1:03:29 Disturbed It's really hard to say. They're kind of like children. You don't have a favorite child.

1:03:34 Adam Oh, Drew has a favorite kid. He has three kids and he hates two of them.

1:03:37 Drew No, no, no, that's not true.

1:03:39 Adam Well, he doesn't tell me he likes one the most, but he says he hates the other two, so I'm just doing a process of elimination, yeah.

1:03:45 Caller Well, honestly, like, my whole-

1:03:48 Adam Well, that song, let me corner David here. If somebody said, look, we just need you to present, you got one song to play from this album.

1:03:56 Disturbed From the new record?

1:03:57 Adam From the new one. We need you to push one. You can play any one you want, but we need one. What would you go with?

1:04:07 Disturbed Man, that's tough. There are like three or four in my head.

1:04:12 Adam Well, give Sandy the top three so she knows what you're in there with.

1:04:14 Disturbed I would probably say-

1:04:15 Adam You could pose with what she's in there.

1:04:16 Disturbed I would probably say the title track, 10,000 Fists. I would probably say DFI. It's one of my favorite tracks on the record.

1:04:27 Caller DFI? Okay.

1:04:29 Disturbed And I would probably-

1:04:29 Caller I love that song. But my favorite, my personal favorite on that one is Overburden.

1:04:34 Disturbed Yours is Overburdened. Yeah, a lot of people are really getting into that. It's kind of like the power ballad on the record.

1:04:39 Caller I love that song, like ever since the first time. And I just want to say one thing, especially about all your songs, they never get played out to me. I always love them. If anything, I love them more each time I hear them. And you are just, it blows my mind how amazing you are.

1:04:53 So thank you so much for doing your music.

1:04:55 Disturbed Oh, our pleasure.

1:04:56 Adam That was nice. Thanking you for doing your music.

1:04:59 Drew Nice.

1:04:59 Yeah.

1:05:00 Drew Let's get another band question.

1:05:01 Adam Yeah, let's hear a song.

1:05:03 All right. All right.

1:05:04 Adam Stop making noise with the jewel case. Here's something from the Disturbed New CD, 10,000 Fizz. I think we're playing Just Stop. We playing Just Stop? I think that's the one we got.

1:05:15 Disturbed That's a good one.

1:05:16 Adam Just Stop. Yeah, that's Disturbed. I like a nice hard out. I don't know when to talk. Boom. David here from Disturbed. We'll take ourselves a quick break, and we'll be right back after this.

1:09:13 Caller Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready, ready.

1:09:19 Caller Loveline is brought to you by Vibrations.

1:09:36 Adam Hey, yo, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. David Draymond here tonight from Disturbed. Ten Thousand Fists, name of the CD. Out as we speak. We have a question for David.

1:09:53 Drew Ed? Yes.

1:09:54 Adam You're 30?

1:09:56 Caller Yes.

1:09:56 Adam Adam, can we for your show?

1:09:59 Caller No.

1:09:59 Drew You just missed it. You're in LA, you missed it.

1:10:01 Adam You already missed it.

1:10:02 Caller Oh, did I? Oh, man. But, you know, I love Loveline, but there's nothing more than I love and Loveline is by Disturbed. David?

1:10:11 Disturbed Thanks, bro.

1:10:11 Caller Congratulations on that CD. That is awesome. That CD is wicked, man. That's a heavy rotation on my CD. Man, I love it. I missed you at the Rocky, but I drove all the way out to Ventura to see your show. And it was this wicked electricity show that I want to know if you're going to come out with a new CD, live DVD or a live CD, if I could play it on the CD player and maybe relive that moment.

1:10:37 Caller You know, it's just a dear show.

1:10:38 Caller It's just like poetry in motion, and I love it.

1:10:41 Disturbed Thanks, brother. Well, we actually just did a live recording, two of them recently. One was at CBGB's in New York. We were, I think, possibly the last band to play there. I'm not sure how much longer it's going to stay open.

1:10:57 Adam Oh, that's right. It's historic CBGB's is going away.

1:11:01 Disturbed Yeah, we've been fighting a bunch of bands and a bunch of people have been fighting to keep it open. It's basically a political thing. It's not about money or anything else. They just don't want to, you know, a seedy little punk rock club in the neighborhood anymore.

1:11:14 Adam Well, is it in the village or where is it?

1:11:17 Disturbed Yeah, it's right there.

1:11:18 Adam I think I've seen it a few times, but why get rid of a landmark that way?

1:11:22 Disturbed You know, it looks exactly the same as it did, you know, twenty years ago. And, you know, it's just got such a great vibe to it and I hope it doesn't go away. We definitely, we recorded that show live and we just recorded our last show of this run. We just finished in Chicago as well, so we've got a bunch of live stuff.

1:11:44 Adam So you're going to, are you going to release a live CD?

1:11:46 Disturbed We'll probably release something live over the next year or two and we're certainly going to release something DVD-oriented to give you a little bit of behind the scenes stuff too.

1:11:56 Caller Hey Ed, thanks for the question. Am I ever going to get to hear God of the Mind live?

1:12:02 Disturbed I don't know, man. A lot of people ask for the B-sides, the obscure tracks. I think that we're actually probably going to do, at some point also, an EP of all the B-sides. Just throw all the stuff together, the people I haven't heard for a while. I would love to be able to incorporate that into a tour, so I'll definitely bring that up to the rest of the guys.

1:12:23 Adam That means I'll just tell them that's what we're doing. When you come back. Hey Ed, Ed, Ed, quiet down. Here's the good news. The good news is Disturbed is going to come out with a live CD, and my show repeats at 1 a.m. on TLC. I can stay up for another hour and a half and you can watch my show, and then you can go down to the tower sunset and just wait there until a shipment comes in of live Disturbed music. Yes, Drew?

1:12:48 Drew Perfect.

1:12:49 Adam All right. Drew, what's going on with these phone lines?

1:12:51 Drew I don't know.

1:12:52 Adam You want to try going over there?

1:12:53 Try 3 a.m. Yeah.

1:12:55 Adam Caller?

1:12:56 Yes.

1:12:56 Adam What's your name?

1:12:57 Patrick.

1:12:58 Adam Patrick, what's up? How old are you?

1:13:03 Caller Basically, for the past year, well, actually, it's been going on since I was a teenager. I've been losing my concentration a lot at work.

1:13:19 Adam I think it may have just happened a second ago.

1:13:22 Caller Yeah. I have a lot of mood swings. I mean, I'll be depressed one minute. I'll be flying off the roof, you know.

1:13:31 Adam What do you do for work?

1:13:33 Caller I'm a welder.

1:13:35 Adam Oh, that's trouble. That's trouble. What kind of welding do you do?

1:13:39 Caller I build locomotives. Wow.

1:13:42 Adam You might save yourself in industrial stuff.

1:13:45 Drew Interesting.

1:13:46 Adam Heavy duty.

1:13:47 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:13:48 Adam That's not muffler shop, biker, white trash, meth head welder.

1:13:52 Drew It isn't even building bridges or anything. It's more of a, you know.

1:13:57 Adam Who needs a locomotive these days?

1:13:59 Caller Where are you working? In Boise, Idaho.

1:14:02 Adam Oh, okay. And are you building the electric ones?

1:14:05 Caller Yes. The hybrids.

1:14:08 Adam Yeah. A lot of folks don't know the diesel ones are really electric engines. The diesel just powers the generator.

1:14:14 Drew Oh, interesting.

1:14:15 Adam It doesn't power the wheels or torque in the electric motor. Yeah. This is why electric cars are going to work. And people think, oh, what do you go zero to 60 in 100 years? No, they actually they move. They work. Am I right?

1:14:30 Caller Yep.

1:14:31 Adam I was very excited about a ringing endorsement. This kid, this kid is excited about my locomotives now.

1:14:36 Caller Well, I have something else to say also. I was a heavy marijuana smoker whenever I was a teenager. I mean, I mean, it was like an everyday thing. And that went on until I was 26 years old. And I moved out. I was originally from Ohio and I moved out here to Idaho. I got away from everybody, got away from everything. I got married. And, you know, I just, I just, I just left it there. In Ohio, well, I have replaced that with alcohol.

1:15:04 Drew Yeah, of course. Well, there's an interesting thing about that marijuana addiction. It has a particular allure for kids with ADD. That there's some speculation that that does help regulate those symptoms in addition to causing a powerful opiate response in some people.

1:15:21 Caller But then the next day when you're sober, you're just out of control. And then you want more and more. It's just a never ending cycle.

1:15:28 Drew Well, it's not just that, though. You also have addiction on top of that regulation. So you're an alcoholic cannabis addict and that needs to be dealt with.

1:15:36 Adam You got insurance, right?

1:15:38 Drew And basically, Richard, what's his name?

1:15:40 Adam Patrick.

1:15:40 Drew Patrick. Every alcoholic addict has ADD. It's just part of the syndrome. They really, the question of degree, how severe is it? And you really can't know until you get sober in the program. So then you have six months down the road, once you do the process of treatment and all, see what kind of symptoms you have. Then it's a different story.

1:16:00 Caller Yeah?

1:16:01 Adam You a MIG or TIG man?

1:16:03 Caller A MIG.

1:16:04 Drew All right. What's the difference?

1:16:06 Adam I don't know.

1:16:07 Drew Really?

1:16:07 Adam There's TIG welders, there's MIG welders. There's a bunch of different kinds of welders.

1:16:11 Drew Is it just some kind of gas on the thing?

1:16:14 Adam You know, it's a, welding's a science, baby. I mean, you can think about taking metals and bonding them together, especially if you're building like aircraft or something. That ass can't break, you know?

1:16:25 Drew Well, I was watching another of our shows on the Hitler Channel, and they were talking about the ships that the welding would came first used on ships during World War II.

1:16:34 Adam Yeah.

1:16:35 Drew And they didn't really understand what it meant, what the strengths were of the ships would break in half, because they didn't understand the full strength of the welded side.

1:16:41 Adam Yeah, one of those Liberty ships that were cranked out would bust in half, those big troop carriers. I'll tell you, you know what a tough gig was? And it's one of these things, like, here's what you don't want in life. You either want the danger and the poon tang, you know what I mean?

1:16:58 Drew Yeah.

1:16:59 Adam Or the glory in the poon tang. Or, well, I'm saying though, but with the glory comes the possibility of danger.

1:17:06 Drew Yes.

1:17:07 Adam Or you want to be in the rear with the gear and none of the poon tang, but fine, at least you ain't getting shot at.

1:17:13 Drew Right.

1:17:14 Adam The tough gig in the war, in World War II, is like Merchant Marine. Because more of those guys died sort of per capita than any other branch of the military.

1:17:24 Drew Is that right?

1:17:25 Adam Yes. You see, you don't know and you don't care. Didn't translate. No, nobody was, you know, no French ladies throwing their vaginas on these guys when they liberate France or anything. They just were dying by the dozens and no one really cared. They're just out in these convoys in the middle of North Atlantic, just getting torpedoed and going down to David Jones' locker. Deep six in them. Nice. You know what I'm saying? And nothing. Nobody cares. It's like, oh, my dad, my dad flew, you know, my dad flew in the battle. He was in the Battle of Boulder. He was on Normandy or whatever. My dad was a Merchant Marine. Who cares? You know what I mean? What do you do? Stack a few pallets. You didn't even have a gun. You know what I mean? I'm saying bad times. Talk to Jessica.

1:18:05 Drew No, no, Todd.

1:18:06 Adam Todd, I don't want to talk to another dude. Boyfriend masturbates in front of my eye. I'll talk to Todd. Todd?

1:18:13 Yes?

1:18:14 Adam You're 34?

1:18:15 Caller Yes. What's up? My boyfriend seems to have a problem with like messing around with me, but he seems to can like masturbate to a porno.

1:18:28 Drew All right. So, so you can't have an erection with you or he can't orgasm what?

1:18:32 Caller He says he's not, you know, I'm like, I can do it every night. It's not a problem with me.

1:18:37 Adam But he says he's not gay.

1:18:39 Drew He can have sex every night. You're gay, Todd.

1:18:42 Caller Yeah.

1:18:42 Adam All right.

1:18:43 Drew You're gay.

1:18:44 Adam Yes.

1:18:45 Caller Yeah. I mean, I can do it.

1:18:47 Drew You're gay. Thank you.

1:18:49 Caller I can do it whenever. However, he says he's not always feeling it or he's not wanting it.

1:18:56 Caller You're gay.

1:18:57 Drew How often does he want it?

1:18:58 Caller Huh?

1:18:59 Drew How often does he want it?

1:19:01 Caller If it was up to him, it would be maybe once every other week.

1:19:05 Drew You're a Mormon?

1:19:07 Caller Am I Mormon or him?

1:19:09 Adam No. Okay. Stop it Anderson. Look, every other, he wants it twice a month. You're ready to go every day? Yeah. Correct. And how long have you two been together?

1:19:22 Caller I want to say about three months.

1:19:24 Drew That's a little low for three months into it. And you say for dudes?

1:19:27 Adam Yeah.

1:19:28 Drew And you say he chronically masturbates?

1:19:30 Caller Yeah. I'm sorry. He can masturbate to like a porno. Like, you know, we can lay beside each other and we can watch a porno and masturbate. But when I ask him, like, hey, come on, let's go and do it, he's like, I'm not really wanting to do it and everything like that. So I'm thinking this is a problem with me.

1:19:48 Drew What does do it mean for you? Like anal sex or oral sex?

1:19:52 Caller Yeah, the whole intimacy with each other instead of beside each other.

1:19:56 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:19:57 Drew But what does that what does it mean for you guys?

1:19:59 Caller You two like like anal? Yeah.

1:20:03 Drew Anal sex.

1:20:03 Adam Yeah.

1:20:04 Drew And is he the top?

1:20:07 Caller Yeah, we're versatile.

1:20:08 Adam I mean, I like I like versatility.

1:20:12 Disturbed Is the porn they watch, is it gay or straight?

1:20:15 Caller Mostly gay. We can do straight though.

1:20:18 Adam Yeah. Well, any penis in the storm. Here's the thing, Todd, you guys only being together for three months and him wanting to do this, but not wanting to do you is a little disturbing. I wonder if he wasn't abused or there's something up with him. Whatever it is, this doesn't seem like it's going a long time. First off, I tell this to all my listeners, do not get pregnant. Do you understand me, Todd?

1:20:43 Caller I don't think you have that to worry about.

1:20:45 Adam All right, I'm just saying, I've seen stranger things happen. Todd, what's going on with you? What's going on with your life? You doing okay?

1:20:53 Caller Yeah, I mean, everything is going on. I mean, work sucks, but I mean, you know.

1:20:57 Caller Where do you live? I live in Phoenix, Arizona.

1:21:00 Adam What are you doing for work?

1:21:03 Caller I work for a company called Western Medical. We do DME, durable medical equipment.

1:21:10 Adam But look, everyone hates their job.

1:21:12 Caller Yeah, of course, but I mean, we all have to do it.

1:21:14 Adam Todd, I'm just wondering if you're three months into a relationship with a man especially, and you're having to kind of talk him into getting it on.

1:21:24 Caller Exactly.

1:21:25 Adam That's not a great sign.

1:21:26 Drew Really, the possibilities are fairly protein. You know, it could be he's carrying on with other people. It could be compulsively masturbating. It could be.

1:21:34 Adam Gay guy getting it on with other guys is getting it on with you too. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. And then it's like, we're gonna masturbate, watch porn.

1:21:41 Drew And then Todd's sort of on the compulsive end, and maybe that freaks his boyfriend out. Do you know what I mean?

1:21:45 Caller Yeah.

1:21:46 Adam Here's the deal. I don't know. I don't know if a gay couple's any different than a straight couple. I do know if you have kids, I'll make an argument to stay together. If you don't have any kids, and if you're not sexually compatible, and you're less than six months in, eh, just cut bait.

1:22:03 Drew Yeah, I agree.

1:22:04 Adam All right, let's take a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:22:10 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:22:11 Drew So get your problems ready.

1:22:13 Caller Ready. Ready.

1:22:39 Adam Yeah, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Perot, that's Dr. Drew, David here from Disturbed. Name of the CD, 10,000 Fists, out as we speak. Wife won't go on bleeding for a month, but gets a bad heartburn, stomach pains, worry about getting ulcers. Drew, how do you know what heartburn is? How do you know when you're having heartburn?

1:23:01 Drew It feels like something's, you know how you can feel food when you're swallowing down your esophagus?

1:23:06 Adam Yeah.

1:23:07 Drew Imagine that now burning, that area as it descends down your chest. Burning like fire.

1:23:12 Adam Really, you got that?

1:23:13 Disturbed I got really bad reflux to ulcers. I've had an endoscopic cinch done because the...

1:23:19 Adam Whoa, what's the cinch?

1:23:21 Disturbed Yeah, basically the valve at the top of my stomach had completely herniated away and they needed to rebuild the valve.

1:23:28 Adam Wow. Yeah. And it herniated away from?

1:23:32 Drew It just gets loose, it gets patchless and then it moves above the diaphragm.

1:23:36 Adam Is that why they say like you should sleep on an incline?

1:23:39 Drew Yeah, that's what he has to do when the valve isn't working. You got to use gravity to keep the stuff in your stomach.

1:23:43 Adam Keep the stuff down, otherwise the acid and whatever starts coming up.

1:23:46 Drew Right.

1:23:46 Disturbed I burned my vocal cords first.

1:23:48 Drew Oh, all the way up. Which is what happens, it's a cause of sleep apnea and wheezing and all kinds of stuff.

1:23:55 Adam Bad times.

1:23:56 Caller You're young for all that.

1:23:58 Adam Yeah. Good stuff for now, right?

1:24:00 Drew Yeah, but this is what you have to go through. You have to use the proton pump inhibitors like Protonix or Nexium or Prilosecond.

1:24:06 Adam What can't you eat, David?

1:24:07 Disturbed Is there something good you can eat? I can eat everything now after the surgery and I take Prevacid pretty regularly.

1:24:14 Adam And is that just an inherited thing?

1:24:16 Disturbed Well, I did plenty of damage to myself to bring it along.

1:24:20 Adam What were you doing?

1:24:21 Disturbed Oh, just a lot of drinking.

1:24:23 Drew There's an inherited component, but you can bring it along.

1:24:26 Adam All right. Well, so you're like anything. You had a gift, like an athletic gift, but you got to go train. Yeah. Sort of like that. But your training table is just a bar.

1:24:36 Drew You and your dad's arms.

1:24:37 Adam Yeah.

1:24:38 Drew A gift.

1:24:39 Caller Mike?

1:24:40 Yeah. Hey, Adam.

1:24:41 Adam 29?

1:24:42 Yeah.

1:24:44 Adam What's happening?

1:24:44 I love you guys. Listen, my wife's turning 35 tomorrow. And this is kind of odd, but she's having irregular cycles, I guess. A slow month for her would be three cycles a month. This has been occurring for two months now.

1:25:04 Drew Just don't mistake intermittent bleeding with another menstrual period. She's just having irregular bleeding.

1:25:09 Adam How do you know? Who's keeping track of this?

1:25:12 She tells me. Yeah, she tells me.

1:25:15 Drew Is she on the birth control pill?

1:25:17 No. We got off the birth control pill about three years ago.

1:25:21 Drew She's not on depot?

1:25:22 No, no shots. No.

1:25:24 Drew Any medication?

1:25:25 Adam Let me just chime in here. I'm disturbed when I hear people say we're pregnant. When I hear guys say that.

1:25:30 Drew When we're menstruating.

1:25:32 Adam We're off the birth control pill. Let's raise that to a new level. I find it a little obnoxious when guys refer to their team as we. I hang out with a bunch of New England guys, and it's always like when I talk about the Pats, like, well, we just got to get Brady more protection. We got to open up the ground game, and we got to start it. We got to get some inside backers. It's like we, we, we, and we think, well, please, you're not on the team. But that pales in comparison to, we got to get off the birth control pill. Yeah. That's a little too involved. Yeah. Mike, what's up? We don't trust you now.

1:26:06 We've tried to conceive a child in the past. Last year, she lost it, obviously, before the thing was born.

1:26:15 Adam Well, we lost it, sorry. But we. Yes. Go ahead.

1:26:20 It's been tough on her. I'm just wondering what this could be.

1:26:24 Drew Is she on any medication?

1:26:25 No medication, nothing.

1:26:27 Drew Does she drink a little bit?

1:26:28 She drinks champagne every now and then.

1:26:30 Drew Mike is a severe codependent to an alcoholic lady.

1:26:33 Adam Mike, what are you, a male nurse?

1:26:35 No, I'm a firefighter.

1:26:37 Adam I knew it.

1:26:38 Drew Service, service industry, though. Was your mom or dad an alcoholic?

1:26:43 Caller My dad was.

1:26:44 Drew Yeah, and you found a new project.

1:26:47 Adam You think she's an alcoholic?

1:26:48 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:26:49 Adam Why? Isn't that fine?

1:26:51 Drew Well, first of all, his dad was an alcoholic.

1:26:52 Adam Wow, he's attracted to alcoholics.

1:26:55 Drew He's severely codependent and mesh with her. And that's more often than not, that's the usual alcoholic you pick for that.

1:27:01 Caller Doc, should I worry about any type of medical problems with her?

1:27:07 Adam We'll listen to you when you're talking either.

1:27:09 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:27:10 Adam Hey, Mike.

1:27:11 Caller Yes.

1:27:12 Adam You say she drinks some champagne.

1:27:14 Caller Right.

1:27:16 Adam How often?

1:27:17 Caller Oh, maybe once or twice a week. And then?

1:27:21 Drew That's it.

1:27:21 Adam That's a weird thing to drink once or twice a week. Yeah.

1:27:25 Caller She's been going through a lot of trauma also. Her mom and dad just recently split up, and her mom and her are not not on speaking terms right now.

1:27:37 Drew So how often does she drink now that she's stressed out?

1:27:39 Caller Oh, just one to two times a week. I work the third shift, so it's kind of hard to know how many drinks she has in a week.

1:27:49 Drew She's drinking every night, Mike. I'll guarantee you that.

1:27:52 Adam Drew smells alcohol.

1:27:53 Drew I guarantee it. And that's one of the ways you can get irregular menses is with alcohol use.

1:27:57 Adam That's what happened to me.

1:27:59 Drew You can certainly get ovarian cyst, endometriosis, just part of aging, perimenopause, hypothalamic pituitary axis dysfunction, none of which are serious except for the alcoholism. Regular menstrual period is just a very, very common and usually benign thing that may or may not need treatment. You can have certainly an impact on fertility, and so if you're trying to get pregnant, that's an issue.

1:28:20 Adam Mike, you guys have a dalmatian over there at the firehouse?

1:28:23 Caller No, we have a station dog, which is a Rottweiler, who hangs with us on all the calls.

1:28:28 Adam Yeah, what happened to the dalmatian at the firehouse, huh? I grew up thinking you had to, like, if you got a firehouse, you got a dalmatian, you know?

1:28:36 Drew Dalmatians are a pain in the ass, that's what happened to them.

1:28:37 Adam They're horrible dogs, but somehow they hung out at firestations.

1:28:41 Drew I recommend you switch to Australian Shepherds. That's a great dog.

1:28:45 Adam Drew has one.

1:28:46 Drew They are amazing dogs.

1:28:47 Adam They're weird. They wouldn't bite me out.

1:28:49 Drew Why? Oh, the blue eyes and stuff?

1:28:51 Adam I don't like the blue eyes.

1:28:52 Drew You can get a brown eyes one. You can get one that looks like a border collie.

1:28:55 Disturbed I got you beat. I got an Akita.

1:28:57 Adam The smart? Akita's are scary.

1:28:59 Drew They're nice dogs.

1:29:00 Adam They bite kids and stuff.

1:29:02 Disturbed No, no, no.

1:29:03 Drew Akita's are nice.

1:29:04 Adam Oh, I like Akita. I was thinking of a chow. Akita looks like a small chow. Akita's a man. That is a beautiful dog. Big old melon head. I'd get myself a big male Akita with a big box head and just get it fat.

1:29:21 Disturbed They can get to be about 150 pounds sometimes.

1:29:23 Adam I'd like to get mine up by 180. And people are like, that's bad for the dog.

1:29:28 Caller They're going to die early.

1:29:30 Adam So we'll grab another one.

1:29:31 Drew What's the one they rent?

1:29:31 Adam Meanwhile, they're eating. I'm enjoying.

1:29:33 Drew They don't want to fight lions, do they, Akita?

1:29:35 Disturbed No, that's a Rhodesian.

1:29:38 Caller Richback?

1:29:39 Adam Yeah, yeah. Akita, that's a good dog.

1:29:43 Drew Yeah.

1:29:43 Adam Oh, man.

1:29:44 Drew Remember the guy we, James, had called us eight, nine years ago?

1:29:47 Adam Having sex with this Akita?

1:29:48 Drew Having sex with this Akita-Kali mix? Oh. Yeah, it was a good time.

1:29:52 Adam It's tough for dog owners.

1:29:53 Drew Not a call I will soon forget.

1:29:55 Adam Yeah, especially when they own your breed, you know?

1:29:58 Drew Yeah. Well, to be fair, he had trained the dog to have sex with him.

1:30:02 Adam It makes it easier. It makes it easier.

1:30:04 Disturbed A little peanut butter action or something?

1:30:06 Drew No, no, no.

1:30:07 Adam He was being penetrated by the dog.

1:30:08 Drew Wasn't using his mouth.

1:30:09 Disturbed Oh, my God.

1:30:10 Adam Yeah.

1:30:11 Drew Yeah.

1:30:12 Adam Yeah. It's bad, but, you know, they're worse gigs for a dog, as I've said many times, like, you know, mushing. It's a bad gig. Pull some fat lesbian across the tundra for 1600 miles. That's a tough gig. Airport dogs, you know, sniffing sniffing out bombs.

1:30:26 Drew They're having fun.

1:30:27 Adam They think they're having fun, but they're really sniffing explosives. You know, I mean, dangerous gig for a dog. Like you wouldn't let your you wouldn't let your brother just go sniff explosives for even if you thought he was enjoying himself. He's retarded. I don't know what he's doing. He's going to get hurt. You know what I mean? They got the border dog. You know what you don't want? You don't want to be a cop dog. That one where they send you in. It's like, listen, Prince, get in there and flush that junkie out of the the sub subflooring of this house in Watson. You know, there's a gunshot going off and you hear the dog. You know what I mean?

1:31:01 Drew Yeah.

1:31:01 Adam You don't want that. I'd rather just, I'd just rather bang my owner once in a while.

1:31:05 Drew Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got a point. Got a point.

1:31:08 Adam Sure. You're the laughing stock of the dog world, but still.

1:31:11 Drew Who's laughing now?

1:31:12 Adam Who's laughing now?

1:31:13 Caller Yeah.

1:31:14 Drew Laughing time is over.

1:31:18 Caller Yeah.

1:31:18 Adam I'm just, I'm just saying, I don't know how you train a dog to do that either, but that's a guy you'd want as your dog trainer. Now I'm not saying you'd want him to train your dog to do that, but if you could train a dog to do that, then just not scratching at the front door when the mailman came would be, would pale in comparison. It wouldn't be a tall order. You know what I mean?

1:31:39 Drew Yeah.

1:31:40 Adam You figure, it'd be like, look, if this is a triple gainer, oh, you got to train my dog, just do a little somersault on the mat. We're cool.

1:31:47 Drew Perfect.

1:31:48 Adam Yeah? Yeah. If you're receiving, get this guy to train your dogs.

1:31:50 Drew Well, let's go take a break. Let's do that.

1:31:52 Adam All right, so you won't get him on the block. We'll be right back after this.

1:31:55 Caller Laughing time is over.

1:32:29 Adam What is this song from? Is it? What commercial is this in? I think it's in something.

1:32:34 Drew If you say so.

1:32:35 Disturbed I guess some car driving through a countryside or something.

1:32:38 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:32:40 Disturbed Their songs are like in every other commercial. Yeah.

1:32:43 Drew Whose song is it? Death Cab.

1:32:45 Caller Death Cab for Lauren.

1:32:46 Drew Yeah. Oh, Lauren.

1:32:47 Adam Cutie.

1:32:48 Drew Death Cab for Lauren.

1:32:49 Caller Loves Lauren.

1:32:50 Adam Yeah.

1:32:51 Drew All right. Do they come up here?

1:32:53 Adam Yeah, they're in here.

1:32:53 Drew That's right.

1:32:55 Caller All right, David, thanks for coming by.

1:32:57 Disturbed My pleasure.

1:32:58 Adam They never been up here? Lauren says they've been up here.

1:33:00 Drew They're coming.

1:33:01 Adam Now they haven't. Oh, they're coming. Oh, all right. All right. Well, then we'll see them when they come. All right, I'm gonna leave.

1:33:07 Drew Disturbed in here tonight, though.

1:33:08 Adam That's all I got. Yeah. Everyone, if you haven't, although it sounds like everyone has already, go out and get 10,000 fists. Latest offering from Disturbed. David, it's good to see you again.

1:33:19 Disturbed You as well.

1:33:20 Adam We will take a little extendo break, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:33:47 Caller The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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