Episode 1000724338229

0:53 Yeah, whatever.

0:54 Voiceover 10, 9, 8, 7, 6.

1:10 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:14 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:17 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content.

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1:27 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:30 Voiceover Loveline.

1:31 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:33 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew's a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight from Hustle and Flow, Taryn Manning is here and John Singleton, who we haven't met either, have we?

1:51 Drew Taryn's been up before. Taryn?

1:52 Guest Oh, Christ.

1:53 Drew I swear, John, I met somewhere.

1:54 Guest So forgetful.

1:56 Adam Taryn, what were you here promoting before?

1:58 Guest I don't remember. We were trying to figure it out.

2:00 How long?

2:01 Adam Oh, well, you know, you recognized a voice, actually, now. Well, you cut your hair or something, right?

2:06 Yeah, I did.

2:06 Drew It was the crazy, crazy beautiful.

2:08 Adam Crazy beautiful?

2:08 Guest That's it. It was a while ago.

2:11 Adam All right. Well, good. Wasn't...

2:12 Drew Maybe we was to celebrate her karate championship. I think that was it.

2:16 Adam You were a karate champion?

2:17 Guest Yep.

2:18 Adam How'd that go?

2:19 Guest It went really good until this boy kicked my ass, but it was good.

2:24 Drew Oh, really?

2:27 Adam Well, it puts guy... Here's the problem. Here's the problem with everyone competing with everyone now. Once in a while, I watch these shows on these sports shows, and he's a wrestler. He has no arms. He has no legs. He only has one lung, but he wants to compete. I feel sorry for the poor son of a bitch who has to pin this guy. It's not the guy I feel sorry for. It's the poor guy trying to wrestle him. What are you supposed to do with this guy? Put a knee into him and take him down and throw... You know what I mean? He's got no legs, but he wants to play nose tackle on his high school team. What are you going to do? Is this center? Just drive the guy into the ground and lay on him?

3:03 Drew I know. We've gone to the absurd.

3:06 Adam I just want the ladies to compete with the ladies and the folks with no legs to compete with the folks with no legs. Not for their sake, but for the able-bodied sake.

3:17 Guest I like those matches that they have when those washed up celebrities fight each other.

3:22 Adam No, that's good. I would have never taken that off.

3:25 Drew Adam was supposed to fight Chyna at one point.

3:29 Guest What? You were going to fight Chyna? Why?

3:31 Adam Chyna the wrestler.

3:32 Yeah.

3:33 Adam No, I wasn't supposed to. They called me.

3:36 Drew They thought about it. Look, Drew, what you were supposed to, if you had gone with it, they would have done it.

3:40 Guest She beat her boyfriend up. You don't want to get in the ring with her.

3:42 Adam Yeah.

3:42 Guest She was.

3:42 Adam Yeah, yeah.

3:44 Guest She's body slammed.

3:45 Adam They called me and wanted me to box her vagina. But it's the same thing like when the gimp is playing nose tackle. Either he whoops your ass and then you gotta kill yourself because the guy with no legs just sacked the quarterback or you drive him into the ground in which case you need therapy.

4:02 Drew Yeah.

4:03 Adam It's one or the other.

4:05 Drew You can't win.

4:06 Adam Either Taryn throws a spinning crescent kick and takes your Adam's apple out or you put a whooping on a chick. Yeah. That's why we can't do it. All right. Let's talk Hustle and Flow.

4:19 Guest That's right.

4:19 Drew Who isn't talking about it, by the way?

4:21 Adam Oh, good, Drew. Nice little piece of brown noses going on there. No, the movie. Well, first off, the movie has... Well, first it was like they've been promoting this film for a good two months, it feels like. And then it was like, ah, this is MTV. And then I saw, I think, reviewed on Ciscal and Roper, and then they were like, oh no, this is, or Ebert and Roper, and they were like, this is, this is a substantial film.

4:45 Guest Yeah.

4:45 Adam Talking, talking, talking Oscar.

4:48 Guest Yeah, it turned out pretty good. It's a good little movie, man.

4:51 Adam So, John...

4:51 Drew We had DJ Qualls up here a couple weeks ago.

4:53 Guest Oh, Qualls came in?

4:54 Guest Yeah, he had fun, he told me.

4:55 Adam Yeah.

4:55 Drew And he was kind of talking, starting to talk about it, and he was sort of like, ah, wow, there's a lot of buzz. I mean, like, whoa.

5:01 Adam Yeah. Well, what, I mean, it seems to me like it was a smallish film that somebody realized was a pretty good film and then started getting behind it.

5:12 Guest That's what happened. That's what happened. I mean, the movie basically was just a labor of love amongst us that were involved with the picture, and once people started seeing it, you know, it was like, wow, you know, this could really be a breakout film for the summer.

5:25 Adam And how did you get involved with it, John?

5:28 Guest A friend of mine, Stephanie Lane, who's my fellow producer on the movie, she brought me the script and gave me one of Craig Brewer's films that he did on DV. You know, like a lot of young filmmakers, he was able to cut his teeth by shooting movies on video and then editing them on the computer. So I just, I saw it and saw the movie and I read the script and I was like, this guy should be making movies.

5:50 Adam And you have Four Brothers coming out, which I just saw an ad for before I left, looks good. And also, I'm just trying to figure out how old you are because Boys in the Hood.

6:02 Guest I was 22 when I did Boys in the Hood.

6:07 Adam 22? 22. I was looking at a Viewmaster in Druling when I was 22.

6:12 Guest Go for Goofy.

6:12 Adam I had a big wind up beanie and there's a long string of saliva that hit me in the lap and I was just looking at the Grand Canyon for the Viewmaster.

6:20 Guest I was laughing and talking to Dr. Drew and saying, like man, doing Loveline is funny for me because I remember being a teenager, like 15 years old, hadn't got a lay before and everything. Listen to this thing, like, whoa, wow. Yeah. I hope I could have problems like this one day.

6:40 Adam Oh, yeah. This is way back when you were-

6:43 Guest Crazy.

6:44 Guest I was like, man, so it's just so funny to be at KRIQ and just-

6:49 Adam Yeah. Surreal.

6:50 Guest Helping him deal.

6:51 Guest Yeah.

6:51 Adam Yeah. Actually, it's the way I felt because I used to listen to this show. I mean, I grew up in the Valley. I listened to KROC. I listened to this show for good 10 years before I showed up here. So when I met Drew, Drew was like, how do you do? I was like, I know Drew.

7:10 Drew I've known you for 10 years.

7:12 Adam That's what it feels like. I mean, if you listen to a guy a couple hours, well, actually it was on once a week for the first whatever, and then when I'd listen, I'd listen pretty much every night. And you just feel like you know the guy. You don't feel like you even need an introduction.

7:26 Guest That's true.

7:27 Adam But wait till you see him during the commercial break when he lets his hair down.

7:30 Guest Totally different guy.

7:32 Adam Totally different guy. You would not know him. So how's the movie doing at the box office?

7:38 Guest It's doing good, man. I mean, it's like, you know, we were like number two behind Wedding Crashers in terms of screen average. It's not in that many screens, but it's kicking ass.

7:48 Adam Are they going to put it in more theaters?

7:50 Guest It depends on how it does this weekend. Then we're going to expand, you know. It's kind of like the films like the Napoleon Dynamite of this summer. Napoleon Dynamite wasn't in that many screens, but it ended up making a lot of money because it just held on, you know?

8:03 Adam Yeah.

8:03 Guest And you know, as long as the film is making money, then it'll be fine and it's making money.

8:07 Drew So that's sort of the new model.

8:09 Guest Yeah.

8:09 Adam Yeah. Drew knows the opposite end of that spectrum from doing New York Minute playing the father of the Olsen twins.

8:17 Guest Is that what you did?

8:17 Adam A year or so ago.

8:18 You were?

8:23 Drew Thank you very much.

8:24 Guest Yeah. That's good.

8:25 Adam Oh, awesome. He got one of them, but he won't tell me which one he got on the set.

8:30 Guest Yeah.

8:32 Adam Well, you know, Drew, when you're in Canada, you know, still a lot of time. It's cold out there. Oh my God. You know, when you do a film, you really bond. Really, there's a bonding. All right. Where are we? We got to take a call.

8:44 Drew Yeah, let's take a couple of calls.

8:45 Adam All right. Let's see. I want to see what else I have for Taryn over here. What else you got coming out? You don't need anything else. Yeah.

8:55 Guest I have a couple of things coming out, a couple more independents, but one's called Dandelion and one's called The Breed. Some good stuff coming out soon, so.

9:04 Adam You made a, you made a, I haven't seen the film yet, but I've just seen, I've seen about 300 commercials on Hustle and Flow and you make a very convincing prostitute.

9:14 Guest Thank you. Such a sweet compliment.

9:18 Adam Yeah. No, I mean, I bought it.

9:21 Guest Good. Yeah.

9:22 Adam It was like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman where it's like, yeah, come on, give me a break. You look like a hoe.

9:26 Guest Thank you, dude.

9:27 Adam Yeah. How awesome.

9:28 Guest That's sweet. You hear that, mom?

9:30 Adam Yeah.

9:31 Drew Were you wearing, were you in front of the hotel?

9:33 Adam Sometimes they just take a chick and they put some high heels on her. It's like, you're a prostitute. That ain't a prostitute.

9:37 Drew It was in Phoenix last week. It was 115.

9:39 Guest Was it? Really? Yeah. That's why we moved.

9:41 Drew People are moving in at 65,000 people a week, a year rather.

9:45 Guest Really?

9:45 Drew Go into that 115 degree heat. It's like, what?

9:47 Guest They're loving it.

9:48 Guest That in Vegas. People moving there in Vegas.

9:50 Adam Well, Vegas, my theory with Vegas is they're just, these are people that are going to hell and so they just want to-

9:56 Drew Get used to it.

9:56 Adam They want to get used to it. Yeah. That's my take on Vegas. It's like putting your leg in the jacuzzi. You know what I mean? Like, all right, I'm going to hell in about four more years after this emphysema kicks in. So, I'll move to a hot car. You don't want to go from Minnesota to hell.

10:09 Drew No, but you're too shocking.

10:11 Adam Yeah, go to Nevada. You live in Perot for a while.

10:14 Drew Enjoy yourself a little bit.

10:15 Adam And by the way, you're going to hell anyway. Why not bang some prostitutes and gamble your kid's college fund away? Yeah. Yeah.

10:21 Drew Point will take.

10:22 Guest That'll work.

10:22 Adam Yeah, I'm going to be moving in a few years. You know, I'm going to get jumpstart on hell. That'd be awesome. And then you get to the hell, you get to hell and the devil's like, hot enough for you in hell? And you're like, meh.

10:33 Drew It's like worst summers in Vegas.

10:34 Adam I came from Phoenix.

10:34 Guest Not worst in Vegas.

10:35 Adam The devil's getting angry. You're telling him a story about being out in the tarmac at McCarran in July. He's like, what? They just getting angry at Vegas? He tries to turn up the heat, but it only goes like 130 and a half. Okay. All right. That's what I'm figuring. Angela?

10:52 Yeah.

10:53 Adam You're 26?

10:54 Caller Yes. I called last night and we kind of got off on the alcoholic boyfriend situation. And I just wanted you guys to know, I have came to terms with the fact that I cannot help him and I am leaving the first.

11:07 Drew Okay. But we were telling you was go to Al-Anon.

11:12 Caller I am. I actually have.

11:13 Drew Good girl.

11:14 Adam Her boyfriend went out of town and she got like a check from Strip Club for like 300 bucks, which she thinks is a lot. I'm here to tell her. It ain't all that much.

11:26 Drew We've never met Jimmy Kimmel.

11:28 Adam I've got charged at the Strip Club ATM more than 300 bucks just in service charge.

11:33 Drew $2 charge per.

11:34 It's a 40-hour period, but yeah.

11:37 Drew Right, Angela. Evidently, we didn't get to your question, so what is the question?

11:40 Caller My situation is that I have such an extreme problem with it, like the lap dances. Like he can give me a compliment and I'm all of a sudden warped into seeing this chick writing him. You know what I mean? Like is this just a natural thing you're doing when I need to get over it?

11:57 Drew No, Adam will have a different point of view on this, but I don't blame you. You wouldn't want your wife with some guy to hump on her. You know what I mean? Adam, you don't care.

12:08 Adam What? No, I don't want my, well, look, first off, what's the difference? At least she's dressed. Our wives go to the masseuse three times a week, they're totally nude, got a guy getting a third base for him, and then they tip him 30 bucks. At least they're wearing pants in this environment.

12:24 Drew Well, your point's taken.

12:25 Adam Totally naked. Get their underpants.

12:27 Drew All right. Well, anyway, it's a little different intent than a lap dance for some massage.

12:31 Adam I mean, come on, women with this massage. This is therapeutic. I get a lap dance. I'm cheating. You get totally nude and some guy rubs you down with oil. No problems there. That's fine. No problem. I pay for it, by the way. I should be paying for that. At least you don't pay for my lap dance. Look at it this way. Or what are we talking about?

12:50 Drew All right, so lap dance cheating? Lap dance cheating, Taryn?

12:54 Guest No, it's not cheating, but it's definitely not cool, I don't think. If you're in a relationship, it sucks to picture that.

13:01 Drew Say you're married and you had kids and dad's going out, even just on a business trip or something one time.

13:06 Guest I don't know. Those girls are lame at strip clubs.

13:09 Drew That's what he's thinks.

13:10 Guest On the strip club, you go, Oh, John.

13:13 Adam Voice of sanity.

13:15 Guest You must have been to a couple.

13:16 Caller Yeah, I've been to a couple.

13:18 Adam Yeah, you want to get an accurate survey, you got to move around the country a little bit.

13:23 Guest Yeah, you got to.

13:23 Adam Yeah, it's just lonely when you're filming out on the road that way.

13:28 Drew He's just doing fact-finding for a film.

13:29 Adam Well, sure, you're doing research for a film he hasn't thought of yet. But let's-

13:33 Drew It's forming it.

13:34 Adam It's forming. It's forming a thought.

13:35 Guest One of the greatest ideas come in Strip Club.

13:38 Adam Here's the thing, and some of the worst, too, actually. But here's what I was saying last night, and Taryn and I, let's see if John agree with this. I was saying there's a context. If you're out with a bunch of guys in order to bachelor party and you go to Strip Club, that's one thing. If you're going alone on a weeknight, that's another situation.

14:01 Guest Yeah, that's enough if you're in a relationship and you're going alone on a weeknight, then you've got a problem.

14:06 Adam Right. I think women definitely, they don't see context sometimes. If you're, quiet Drew, I know your wife's listening.

14:13 Drew No, no.

14:15 Adam She's got a leather strap, she's got that machete, she's a straight edge just sitting at home. No, or maybe it's that wheel she's spinning, sparks flying out. Yeah. Here's the point. If you go to a bachelor party and there's 20 guys and a stripper comes around, she's getting naked, and she's making the rounds, and she sits on your lap and starts doing the hoochie-coo, that is completely different than you cruising the internet and going and meeting somebody or you going alone out to a strip club on a Wednesday night and dropping 500 bucks. It's a totally different situation.

14:46 Drew I absolutely agree, but...

14:46 Adam You know what it is? It's the same thing as it is with drugs, which is you're out, there's a bunch of people, you're in a limo, you're partying, you can do some coke. If you're... I'm serious.

14:58 Drew It doesn't matter if you're an addict or not.

14:59 Adam Okay, no, you can do some coke. If you're sitting at home and you're just sitting home alone and it's Tuesday and it's eight at night and you're drawing yourself a line, you got a problem.

15:10 Drew I appreciate your point of view. However, there's one corollary to that that you have to realize that...

15:15 Adam Plus, I don't even know if it was coke.

15:16 Drew I mean, when you're at home, Adam, thinking about coke, it started because a few months ago you were doing it in the limo.

15:23 Adam No.

15:23 Drew If you're an addict, if you're an addict, that's how it gets going.

15:25 Adam I'm not trying to say I'm an addict. I'm not talking about who's got the gene for alcohol.

15:28 Guest I was talking about strip clubs.

15:30 Adam Yeah, we're talking about strip clubs, but I'm just saying it's analogous. If you're sitting at home doing drugs, you got a problem. If you're out partying in Cancun and someone puts a line in front of you and you snorted up after a pitcher of margaritas, oh, what are you looking at, Drew? You know what I'm talking about.

15:44 Drew That's how my patience gets started, though, is the point. I'm saying, oh yeah, go get started.

15:48 Adam No, no, no, please.

15:48 Guest So you're saying that the stripper at the party could spawn.

15:51 Drew By the way, the stripper at the party thing is what spawns the guy sitting at home thinking about it, too.

15:55 Guest That was fun. Let's get some more of that.

15:56 Adam Doesn't spawn on that.

15:57 Drew Not necessarily, no, but if you're going to be that guy.

16:01 Adam If you're going to be that guy.

16:02 Drew But you're probably going to be that guy anyway.

16:03 Adam You're going to be that guy anyway.

16:04 Drew I'll grant you that.

16:05 Adam Right.

16:05 Guest I'm just saying. The thing about it is those things have to be, we're talking about strippers, not snorting coke.

16:11 Adam Right.

16:12 Guest Those things have to be regulated to the recreational.

16:17 Drew Social.

16:18 Guest Yeah, the social thing. You go out with your boys, you go to a strip club, or you go out with some people and everything, or you go out with a strip club, you're not in a relationship or getting married, or a married man and going to a strip club and then giving your rent money and the bills money and car payment to the stripper.

16:36 Adam Right.

16:36 Guest You know what I mean?

16:37 Drew And my point is, we spent like now 10 minutes on this.

16:40 Guest Yeah.

16:41 Drew I see Angela's point of view, forget the context even, just how uncomfortable that all is for her.

16:48 Adam Yeah.

16:48 Drew It's uncomfortable.

16:49 Guest I understand her position too.

16:51 Adam Well, what this guy did was just go-

16:53 Drew He went berserk too. I mean, he's going south with it.

16:55 Guest And then she got the bill?

16:57 Drew Yeah.

16:57 Adam Yeah. Well, she didn't get stuck with the bill. She just sort of uncovered the bill.

17:02 Drew Found it assured herself.

17:03 Adam Because strip clubs do not say strip club on the IOME state. They just-

17:09 Drew 87 laptops.

17:12 $9,000.

17:14 Adam Plus tip, plus that-

17:15 Guest And her name.

17:16 Drew Half bottle of champagne.

17:18 Adam Yeah, champagne. 250 milliliter champagne, $26.95.

17:24 Guest Boxed wine.

17:25 Adam Yeah, boxed wine. Oh my God.

17:27 Caller All right. Keep moving.

17:28 Adam Move forward.

17:28 Caller All right.

17:29 Adam But look, hold on a second. Hold on. No, I wanted to say our last call. Angela. We should not- She's an obsessive person. She's got stuff going on with her. This is the wrong guy for her. She should get away with it, but she's got to dial it down a little bit.

17:45 Drew Yes.

17:46 Adam Yes.

17:46 Drew Yes.

17:46 Adam Yes. I could hear it in her voice.

17:48 Drew Yes. Very intense.

17:49 Adam Okay. Jackie.

17:52 Yes.

17:52 Adam 21.

17:53 Yes.

17:55 Adam What's happening?

17:56 Hello. Hi.

17:57 Adam Hi.

17:57 Okay. My question is, well, I see one of those kind of people when I had sex, that I could go on for hours and hours and hours, and then I started using this new bird control a few months ago. Ever since then, I would start breaking out. My vagina would be swollen, and I would have, it would be very irritated.

18:18 Drew Right. Right. What was it? Deproprovera or Menast? It was some low-dose pill?

18:24 It was the NuvaRing.

18:25 Drew NuvaRing, interestingly. That's interesting because that shouldn't do that.

18:30 Yeah. We tried it once to take it out, and it wasn't as bad, but it was still very, very, very painful.

18:39 Drew You may be having a reaction to the ring, some sort of vaginitis or something. A NuvaRing is a contraceptive ring you put in once a month, and it's like a contraceptive. It's like the birth control pill, but you don't have to take it. Yeah. Exactly. Obviously, that's what's causing your problem because you associated with the initiation of that treatment, and then pow, this problem occurred. What you're describing is some sort of inflammation or dryness in the vagina, and that can be estrogen deficiency, it can be, and that can cause the dryness, or it can be an infection. I would think more likely an infection, frankly, given that there's a foreign body in there, and or maybe could be a chemical reaction, something about just having the ring present, your body doesn't like for some reason. I've not heard of that from this ring, but you ought to talk to your gynecologist about it.

19:23 Adam I think I may have rejected one.

19:24 I kind of did talk about it, but stupid I understand.

19:26 Drew You put it in the ukeaster bit?

19:28 Adam Yeah.

19:28 Drew Of course. I beg your pardon.

19:30 Adam I was being very active that month. An active month, right? This is when I was doing the coke and off the hookers actually. That would be a good time. That would be a good rule for you to make. I'm only going to do blow if it's off of a hooker. That would limit your blow. As bad as it sounds, it would probably keep it to a minimum.

19:51 Drew Yeah.

19:52 Adam You'd be in places where you couldn't get a hooker, and you promised yourself, I'm only going to do it off of the hooker. You see what I'm saying?

19:59 Drew I see what you're saying. It's a genius.

20:01 Adam Then you couldn't get a boner for the hooker because you'd be too coked up. That's an agreement you could make with your old lady. I think you could sell that to her.

20:06 Drew Yeah, she'd go for that.

20:07 Adam Well, only.

20:08 Drew Yeah.

20:09 Caller Okay.

20:10 Drew All right.

20:10 Adam So what should she do, Drew?

20:12 Drew Go back and talk to the doctor prescribing the ring. It's an unusual situation.

20:15 Adam Let's talk to Neil. We're going to play a little something called Germany or Florida. The way the game goes, John and Taryn, is all bizarre stories either emanate from either Germany or Florida. I figured out through doing some research that if it's effed up, it comes from Germany or Florida. Now, I'm not talking about a guy killing his kid in a bathtub or something. That's commonplace everywhere. But I'm talking about a guy cutting his toes off and frying it up and eating it. Really weird, sick, bizarre, macabre stuff.

20:46 Drew That kind of thing only happens in Florida.

20:47 Adam Only happens in Germany or Florida.

20:50 Guest Wow. Where did the toes happen at?

20:51 Adam What? I think that was Germany. I think he ate the whole guy.

20:54 Drew It was the penis.

20:55 Adam Oh, penis in Germany.

20:57 Guest The guy cut his penis off on Friday.

20:59 Adam He cut someone else's penis off, too, didn't he?

21:01 Drew They ate it.

21:02 Adam They ate it together.

21:03 Drew Yeah.

21:06 Guest That's Germany.

21:07 That's Germany.

21:08 Drew In the internet, people pull these stories. Tell them how it started.

21:10 Adam Well, when I was writing over at Jimmy Kimmel Live, ABC, 12-6, everyone would pitch stories at lunch every day, at the writers' meeting, and every single bizarre, effed up story at the end. So, eventually, it started taking shape, which was either out of Germany or Florida. So, people would start guessing and start joking. Yeah, Germany. Soon as somebody mentioned a nun going down on herself or something, it was like, Germany, Florida. And I realized, yes, they're all out of Germany or Florida. So, why not cash in and turn it into a game? It's sweeping the nation. So, Neil is going to tell us the story, and then we're going to guess, is it Germany or Florida?

21:53 Okay, cool.

21:54 Adam Neil?

21:55 Caller Yes?

21:55 Adam Go ahead.

21:56 Caller Okay, alright. Although robbers often cover their faces with masks, one crook arrived at a store with nothing to hide his identity. Thinking quickly, he picked a plastic bag out of the garbage outside the store, placed it loosely over his head, walked in and announced the robbery. Despite having his face covered, he had a clear view of what he was doing. But it turned out that the police who later watched the crime on the store security camera had a clear case against him. He had been wearing a transparent plastic bag.

22:24 Adam That's stupid if it feels Florida.

22:27 Drew I like the fact they could have asphyxiated him back to it. It's an added level of stupidity.

22:31 Adam Would have been nice. Are we all going Florida on this one?

22:35 Drew Outside chance Germany, but it feels Florida. She may be screwing with us.

22:40 Adam Germany, these guys are diabolical, but this is just stupid.

22:44 Drew The educational system is too good in Germany for this.

22:46 Adam Yeah. They've taught their criminals better. They're all going Florida, Neil.

22:51 Caller All right.

22:52 Caller It's St. Petersburg, Florida.

22:54 Adam Yeah. There you go.

22:57 Caller He was an Asian.

22:58 Adam Asian. Wow. Not too many.

23:01 Drew Parents have killed themselves here before.

23:02 Adam Yeah. All right, Neil. Neil, I'm going to go way, way, way out on a limb here and guess you're a virgin.

23:09 Drew Yes.

23:10 Adam Okay. All right. Always hear what they sound like. Because when the guy-

23:15 Drew We have another 15-year-old.

23:16 Adam We have other 15-year-olds. They're like, yeah.

23:19 Drew By the way, that guy, this guy that I'm doing sounded like Neil the day before.

23:22 Adam Yeah, before he got laid. Yeah. Then after he gets laid, check this out. Okay, this cat, she's going to the liquor store. All of a sudden, the guy just turns. Everyone's James Earl Jones at a certain point. Who am I trying to think of? Who's everyone turned into? Come on, Drew, come up with somebody. Come up.

23:45 Drew The singer that just died of kidney failure.

23:47 Adam Yeah. White. Very white?

23:49 Drew Very white. There you go.

23:51 Adam All right. That's good for her. It's great that you work in the kidney failure. See, he's a doctor. He's always working in the medical. He doesn't remember names or phases. He remembers diseases.

23:59 Drew I get the specific. You guys know what I'm talking about.

24:01 Adam Yeah. I'll go like, remember that guy that was in here 10 years ago? And Drew will go, no. And I'll go, oh, the carcelma. Carcelma. Yeah, that's right. That's right. He had cancer. That's right. We know that guy. Drew, is that how you remember everyone?

24:14 Drew That's how my brain works, yeah.

24:16 Adam All right.

24:16 Drew It's good. It's good times.

24:17 Adam You call it working, by the way?

24:20 Drew I don't have a name for it.

24:21 Adam Functions.

24:22 Drew It's how my brain functions, yeah, yeah.

24:23 Adam Yeah. Functions seems like something you could do when you're asleep, like your heart still works.

24:27 Drew Yeah, working sounds like I have to put some volition into it.

24:28 Adam Work sounds like you're doing something. Yeah.

24:30 Drew No, no. All right.

24:30 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break. When we come back, what's Aldera?

24:35 Drew That's what we'll talk about.

24:36 Adam It gets rid of general warts? I love those commercials. You know those commercials where it's always a chick who's got something but ain't gonna slow her down, she's got herpes, she's got warts.

24:46 Drew Taryn would be the perfect, she's out here playing karate.

24:49 Adam Taryn, yeah, you'd throw karate kicks and stuff. Yeah-ha! Yeah, I got warts.

24:54 Drew Taekwondo, Kamoshian kicks.

24:56 Adam Yeah, and I always think, you know, I always think, I always feel sorry for the actress who probably doesn't have the warts or the whatever who has to play that role. But I started thinking about it the other day, how about the dude who has to play her boyfriend? That poor son of a bitch gotta come into the picture. Hey, baby. It's cool. I know you got this from someone else, but I'll take you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right. Maybe give him to me. He's got warts too now. I've already got him. He got warts too, except for he's got under five. I'm happy about it. All right. Let's hustle and flow. Name of the movie, John Singleton here tonight. Also Taryn Manning. We will take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back. Talk warts after this. Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. John Singleton is here tonight. Taryn Manning is here tonight. Hustle and flow. You've seen that. I speaking of hustling and flowing, I got my transcripts today from junior high and from high school.

26:06 Drew As I've got to see.

26:07 Adam This is a rain wreck. Wow.

26:09 Drew I must see it.

26:10 Adam Now, it's a little hard to make out because it came from microfilm that's stored somewhere in like downtown LA.

26:18 Drew I'll make this out. Don't worry.

26:19 Adam But Drew and Drew and I had to read this stuff. I can't read it. Now, first off, someone pointed this out to me. I had no idea what this number was. The 497 out of 570.

26:29 Drew The days of.

26:30 Adam No, that's my ranking.

26:32 Drew Oh God.

26:34 Adam 570 and it's unclear if that was 570 who graduated. I think that's just 570 in the senior class because there wasn't that many in the graduation.

26:43 Guest What school was that?

26:44 Adam North Hollywood High.

26:45 Drew Adam, you know what that 1.75 is there?

26:49 Adam That's my GPA. That's out of 2. 2 is the highest.

26:52 Drew No, I believe 4 is the highest.

26:53 Oh.

26:54 Adam All right.

26:54 Drew 1.75.

26:56 Adam 1.75? That's a healthy, that's a solid B.

27:00 Drew I am actually honored to meet you. I've never met somebody with a 1 point, a 1 anything.

27:04 Adam Oh really?

27:05 Drew Walking around. Usually like a, you know, they're sort of in special.

27:08 Adam Yeah, they're in Germany or Florida. Yeah, 1.75 GPA.

27:12 Drew Oh my God.

27:14 Adam Yeah, the 497 out of the 570, and I'm telling you, the 570 is not the amount of people who graduated, the 570 numbers, the amount of people who were supposed to be in class.

27:26 Drew Right, 45 of them died that year.

27:28 Adam At least.

27:29 Drew The other 30 left the country.

27:31 Adam Many left the country, many were deported. Yeah, so I was probably, realistically, 497 out of about 505. There were probably about eight kids that did worse than me. But Drew, there's a few highlights on there. I was looking at and having a good laugh at.

27:45 Drew Now, it looks like, though, it's not an ABC system, right?

27:48 Adam No, it is.

27:48 Drew It's an HSU?

27:49 Adam No, it is. Now, first off, well, like you take ceramics there. You see the F-U-U in ceramics?

27:58 Guest The F-U-U in ceramics?

28:00 Adam Yeah, the first letter is the grade you get. And the second two are like satisfactory, U, unsatisfactory, and then there's E, excellent. What you like is, the highest you can get is an A-E-E, the lowest would be what I have here.

28:15 Drew Here's the comedy, Adam's got English S, which is B, satisfactory, biology.

28:21 Adam No, when you see zero biology, you know what that zero stands for?

28:25 Drew No credit.

28:26 Adam Yeah, you know why?

28:27 Drew Because you didn't turn your last paper in or something.

28:28 Adam No, because I failed.

28:30 Drew That's a failure in biology. Math is an S, these are B, satisfactory.

28:33 Adam Yeah, that's math.

28:35 Drew What's this say?

28:35 Adam That's not algebra. You understand? That's math.

28:39 Drew What's that? That's con-deck. That's home-ac?

28:41 Adam That's probably home-ac.

28:42 Drew Home-ac against zero.

28:44 Adam Yeah, driver's ed, you know, there's failures down at the bottom of driver's ed.

28:49 Drew Yeah, but I like football.

28:50 Guest E-E.

28:52 Adam I got an A.

28:52 Caller Well, here's the thing.

28:54 Drew Give me an import card for football.

28:55 Adam Here's the-

28:56 Drew What? That's what?

28:58 Adam I was all valley. What do you want to give me a C?

29:01 Drew I was first team. I'm sorry, extracurricular activity.

29:04 Adam Look, everything. Look, everything. Here's my deal. If you can grade me on English, you got to grade me on football. That's my- That's- That's- That's my-

29:11 Drew That's your language. That's what you speak. You speak football.

29:14 Adam That's my major. Yeah. Here's the thing you get a kick out of here, Drew. Second semester, second semester of the 11th grade, basic math, not trig, not geometry. This is the 11th grade. This is the second semester. Basic math. And when they said math, they didn't mean generic. They didn't, man, they weren't talking about algebra. Yeah. Now here's what I realized too, Drew, as I look at all the failures and the Ds and a handful of Cs. If you take away my A's that I got in football and baseball every year, because every year at the last class, I got an A.

29:50 Guest Right.

29:50 Drew I see it.

29:51 Adam If you discount the A's from the football and the baseball, this 1.75.

29:57 Guest Oh. Oh.

30:00 Drew I didn't know that was actually factored in there.

30:01 Adam Oh, yes. Oh, yes. I got six A's that are being factored in there. Yeah. Yeah. That drove it way up.

30:09 Drew Not only would my parents have killed themselves, I would have killed myself. My extended family would have killed themselves. My grandparents would have emerged from the grave to kill themselves.

30:18 Adam Really?

30:19 Drew Oh, yes.

30:19 Adam Emerging from the grave.

30:20 Drew Oh, yes. Adam, definitely not a Jew.

30:23 Adam Yeah, no, that is not Jewish work there, baby. Wow. Yeah, and then, you know, junior high wasn't a whole lot better. Look at your picture there.

30:31 Drew Oh, I'm going to show Taryn.

30:32 Adam Yeah, well, you can barely make it out.

30:34 Oh, I can make it out now.

30:35 Adam Yeah, you really just make out all the Ds in everything. Wood shop, plastic shopping.

30:40 Drew How do they let you keep skating through?

30:41 Guest What did you get in wood shop?

30:43 Adam What did you get in wood? You know, I probably got a C in wood. You know, I was all right in shop.

30:49 Guest Did you take a, what's that class? You know, where you work, did you take auto shop?

30:54 Adam No, I took like cooking and sewing.

30:58 Drew It was pathetic.

31:00 Guest Cooking.

31:00 Adam Yeah. Drew, you want to talk about warehousing.

31:02 Drew I know.

31:03 Adam Now, first off.

31:03 Drew Remember the days when the man was, you know, we were pushing back against the man, his ideas about education. That was all, you know, the man was trying to educate you, Adam, you weren't doing any of that.

31:13 Adam No, no. Your parents weren't doing that.

31:14 Guest You went to Walter Reed?

31:16 Adam I went to Walter Reed, yeah.

31:17 Guest I went to Bartola for one year.

31:18 Adam Oh, that's out in like Van Nuys or Sherman Oaks and Sino area? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's nice.

31:24 Guest I got bussed out there.

31:26 Adam Oh, really?

31:27 Guest I got bussed out there.

31:28 Adam From where? Beverly Hills?

31:29 Guest No, from South Central. Oh, okay. Actually, what happened is I left one school and then I got on a bus. I left one school because I was having problems with the teacher. He had this rule against bringing, true story, bringing metal columns to school. Remember how he told all the brothers, don't bring picks to school because they use as weapons?

31:45 Drew I'm trying to match John with a big afro now.

31:50 Guest Don't bring picks to school because they use as weapons. I was like, whatever, keeping it in my back pocket. The wood shop teacher, Mr. Smith, he said, Singleton, didn't you hear the rules against bringing metal columns to school?

32:04 Drew How comical is this, the wood shop teacher?

32:06 Guest He snatches it off it and in front of the whole class, saws it in like four or five pieces in front of the class and puts it in front of me. Everybody laughing at me in the class, true story. I picked it up and I threw it in his face and I called him a word I can't say on radio, a couple of chords, and I walked out of the classroom. You know what I mean?

32:25 Adam What high school was that at?

32:26 Guest It was at Monroe Junior High School in Inglewood. That was at Monroe.

32:30 Drew Do you have any messages for that guy now?

32:33 Guest The same thing I said when I walked out the classroom. I think he already did it.

32:37 Drew I'm sure he's living in his own hell.

32:38 Guest But the thing about it is, I went to my friend's house and he was being bused out to Portola. Because in the time, it was like a trip. All the kids in certain neighborhoods would go to the bus at like 6.30 in the morning. They go all the way out over the 405 and stuff. So my first trip to the valley ever was getting on a bus at like 6.30 in the morning.

33:02 Drew See, Adam thinks that the whole world goes to the valley when they don't live in the valley.

33:06 Guest And I was like, whoa, I'm going all the way over here. It's like half a world away. It was a world away from me. And so I went there and I enrolled myself in Fartola. And it was cool.

33:16 Adam You liked it?

33:17 Guest Yeah, it was because it was the first time I ever went to school where I didn't have to worry about looking on my shoulder every five minutes and then fighting every day. You know, and the kids were interested in the comic books and movies and stuff. And it was a trip because you grew up in the valley. A lot of the kids that went to school in the 80s, a lot of their families worked in the movie business.

33:37 Adam Yeah.

33:38 Drew Is that where you got that idea, you think?

33:40 Guest No, I got the idea before him, but when I was in the hood, talking about I wanted to make movies, it was a whole different thing. And then when I was in the valley, everybody there, these kids were like, they had 8mm cameras. It was a trip.

33:53 Adam Yeah, Portola was probably, well, probably a few more movie making types there than North Holland, because you're a little, the closer you could get to Ventura Boulevard, the better. Like Walter Reed was a little bit closer.

34:05 Guest Walter Reed was rowdy.

34:07 Adam Yeah, Walter Reed was weird.

34:08 Guest Walter Reed was rowdy. I heard Walter Reed was rowdy.

34:10 Adam Yeah, they used to have gang members and stuff. Yeah, listen, being bust in was great for you. It sucked for us white kids. We were like, oh, Christ.

34:18 Guest Give me your money.

34:19 Adam Why don't you guys come kick our ass? We were like, it was like Scary Skies and Wars, like the Oakland Raiders just getting off the bus every morning. We're like, oh, my God. What the hell is this?

34:30 Guest But it helped the football team though.

34:31 Adam Yes, it did. Yes, it did, especially in the skilled positions. Yes, we finally got some speed on that team.

34:38 Guest Yeah.

34:39 Adam Yeah, it's North Hobbit High. Yeah, we had Melvin Royle. Nice. Yeah.

34:43 Guest Oh, wow.

34:44 Adam Oh, man, we had, oh, man, I think of Mike Odom. Oh, you know, Mike Odom. You got wheels.

34:50 Caller You know what I mean?

34:51 Adam Huge Afro. Number eight had a towel with an eight ball painted on it. Hang on. I was scared of the guy on my team. I thought he was going to hit me. I was playing linebacker. I thought he was going to come up and hit me. Yeah, but we finally got some wheels. Mario Menafee. Yeah. Wendell Shirley, who changed it to Wendell. Yeah, that means he got fast.

35:12 Guest See?

35:13 Adam Yeah, it was good. See, I got along with all the brothers who got bust in because I was on the football team, they were on the football team and you just pack them in together. Next thing you know, you're on the same team. Yeah, it was good. It was good for sports.

35:26 Drew Oh, man.

35:27 Adam Yeah. All right. Where are we, Drew?

35:29 Drew Durex Condoms.

35:30 Adam Oh, Durex Condoms. Yeah. One lucky person tonight will win a Durex Party Pack. Party Pack includes CDs, poker set, money, and of course some Durex Condoms. Each night this week, I'm going to decide, actually, my partner Drew will decide. He'll remind me to decide to pick a winner. Best call of the night. All right? And you got to be 18 years older. Brought to you by Durex or Sex. And then there's Durex. All right. Ready to go?

35:53 Drew Now let's talk warts.

35:53 Adam Where are we?

35:54 Drew Warts.

35:54 Adam Yeah. Eric? Yes, sir. Wait a minute. We weren't talking to him about warts, were we?

36:00 Drew Yes, yes, yes.

36:00 Adam Oh, really? I thought it was a chick.

36:02 Drew No.

36:02 Adam All right. Go ahead.

36:04 About two months ago, one popped up. I went in and I couldn't see a doctor. The PA found some other ones. She gave me Aldera.

36:10 Drew Yeah.

36:10 And so I've been using it for about six weeks. And it seems like it's getting worse. And she also said to, since it was so expensive, to split each pack in thirds.

36:19 Drew Oh, yeah.

36:20 I don't know if that was a bad idea.

36:21 Drew No, that's a good idea. That's good. You only use a tiny little bit. Now, there is kind of expensive, but it usually works. I'm rather surprised that it isn't. And it makes me think that you may have one of the more aggressive subtypes of the virus that causes warts. And sometimes there's other things that need to be done, including freezing them off or burning them off. Aldera is an excellent thing for males, because you can see the warts, put the cream right on it. It usually takes it down about two to four weeks. So you need to get back there and see about some other removals. Because once they start growing, they'll start proliferating, and you don't want to get it out of control if you can help it. And the one that... Yeah, you want to go to a dermatologist, probably, in reality. And the more aggressive virus, like you're describing, is actually the one that probably, probably, can cause the cervical cancer in women.

37:05 Adam So you can give it to a woman, and she won't even know she has it.

37:08 Drew Right.

37:08 Adam All right.

37:09 Drew Wear those condoms.

37:10 Adam That's like a cancer stick you have in your underpants there now, right? You gotta be careful.

37:14 Drew Condoms, condoms, condoms.

37:16 Adam Yeah, use a Durex, why not? Do a little tie-in, yeah, why not? Alyssa...

37:20 Drew Trojan would be good, too.

37:23 Adam Drew, what is it?

37:23 Drew I'm not getting paid for Durex.

37:25 Adam All right. Alyssa, you're 24.

37:30 Drew Alyssa, call her who goes by Alyssa.

37:33 Adam That's right. I'm going to talk to this double D call anyway. Amy?

37:37 Drew Hello? Hi, Amy.

37:39 Adam What's happening?

37:39 Caller Actually, that's not my question because the screener wouldn't let me on with my real question.

37:45 Drew See? How about a cut foreskin?

37:48 Adam You're offering?

37:49 Yeah.

37:50 Caller Yeah, okay.

37:52 Adam Who's got a cut foreskin?

37:53 All right.

37:56 Adam Sky?

37:57 Caller Yes.

37:58 Adam Hold on a second.

37:59 Drew Nope.

37:59 Adam I think I have to go back to Amy for a second. Amy? Oh, you hung up on her? No, she hung up on her.

38:04 Drew Alyssa's there.

38:05 Adam All right.

38:05 Drew Alyssa. Let's go to her.

38:06 Adam All right. Where's Alyssa? Two. Okay, two. What about the cut foreskin?

38:09 Drew We'll get to them. Alyssa. I want to talk to Alyssa.

38:11 Adam What kind of dude is named Sky?

38:13 Drew That's weird.

38:14 Adam All right. No.

38:14 Drew No.

38:15 Adam Sky.

38:15 Drew You're punishing Alyssa for somebody named Sky.

38:19 This is Sky, yeah.

38:21 Adam What were your folks thinking? What kind of name is that? No.

38:24 Caller All that's hippies.

38:25 Adam Oh, yeah. That's abuse. I look at that as abuse. All those kids walking around named Sunshine, Autumn, Spring. Autumn. Yeah. Any season. Rainbow.

38:35 Drew Or just season.

38:36 Adam Oh, even season. Then seasonings like cinnamon, paprika, cumin. That's a tough one for a chick. I'm just saying you can't after a time or a place or a seasoning or season.

38:56 Drew It's abuse.

38:57 Adam It's abuse. Yeah. All right. Go ahead.

39:00 Caller So I have a cut on my foreskin that goes from about the middle of the foreskin down to where it attaches to my penis.

39:07 Drew Got it.

39:09 Caller And I was wondering what I should do about it. It's from my girlfriend, her braces.

39:13 Adam Oh, no way. Really?

39:16 Drew He's lying, but it's a good point. And that is when you get-

39:18 Adam Why is it a good point?

39:19 Drew Because it's just an interesting issue that if guys get tears or lacerations of the foreskin, they're difficult to heal sometimes, and you have to keep it dry and clean. And then when they heal, they often scar, so it narrows some, so it causes something called a stenosis. So the head of the penis can't come out of the foreskin. So it tears again, and then it stenoses more and it tears. And it's often what leads to guys needing a clip.

39:41 Adam Right. All right. Sky.

39:44 Caller Yes.

39:44 Adam This is a bogus question, is it not?

39:47 Caller No, it's real.

39:48 Drew No, it's bogus. Come on, bogus guy.

39:51 Adam All right, Sky. All right.

39:52 Drew Yeah, sorry, buddy.

39:53 Adam You know, it's funny. You would think there would be more injuries caused by braces sexually. It just isn't.

40:02 Guest They're not even supposed to get close.

40:04 Adam What are you talking about? That's what I keep telling my lady.

40:08 Guest What are you talking about?

40:09 Adam What are you saying? No, I know.

40:11 Drew She keeps pointing at her teeth. They're going to touch.

40:12 Adam I agree. She's like, they're clenched down. I'm still not meant nothing.

40:16 Drew I got button there.

40:17 Adam So we got that little Madonna gap in the middle there.

40:20 That's what's happening.

40:23 Drew The costume right here is just right through.

40:25 Caller You fit right through.

40:26 Drew Nice. Also, the deal is most kids have their braces off by 15 or 16. By the time they're getting into this kind of stupidity.

40:33 Guest All right.

40:34 Drew There you go.

40:34 Guest All right. That's a good thing.

40:36 Drew That's a good thing. You must have teenage kids.

40:38 Adam Yeah.

40:40 Guest No, I don't have any teenage kids.

40:42 Adam No. They're in their 30s.

40:43 Drew Okay.

40:43 Adam They're actually older than he is.

40:45 Drew You're right.

40:45 Adam The youngest one's 38.

40:46 Drew Let's take a break and then we'll get back to Alyssa.

40:48 Adam Alyssa, what is her problem?

40:50 Drew She's been getting married in three weeks. All right. Alyssa, go ahead and say it.

40:54 Hello.

40:54 Drew Hi.

40:55 Hello.

40:56 Hello.

40:57 Drew Let's hear the problem and then we got to take a break.

41:00 Okay. Well, it's not so much a problem. I'm just kind of wanting a general reflection on the way my life is going.

41:08 Drew Already, there's problems.

41:09 Adam I'm already bored, but go ahead.

41:11 Okay. I'm getting married in three weeks. My friend, who's in my friend's high school, who's going to play music at our wedding. I had sex with him last week. Last week? My fiance. Last weekend, we went camping with my friend who is going to perform the ceremony at our wedding. They made out on the ground at our camping site.

41:40 Drew With the priest?

41:42 Adam Yeah. Well, everyone's ordained these days. They do it on the Internet.

41:45 Yeah.

41:46 Adam Yeah.

41:47 General complicated.

41:48 Drew Go ahead and park your car, Alyssa, and we'll take a little break here.

41:51 Okay.

41:52 Adam Yeah.

41:52 Drew We got to take a break.

41:53 Adam Here's the problem with the cell phone. I talk to people like, where are you? I'm in the shower. What's going on? I'm just me and the dog. I'm washing the dog. I'm showering myself.

42:04 Drew They got little ear things.

42:05 Adam Yeah. Listen, I can barely hear you. This seems dangerous. Yeah. Don't worry about it. There's no limits anywhere. We talked to people. They're working on their car. They're getting in and out of stuff. They're in the market. They're everywhere. What are you doing?

42:17 I'm working out.

42:20 Adam I'm right in the middle of my Pilates class. I'm talking to you on the cell phone. It's like, look, at least be stationary. The car's starting up, door's slamming. All right, this is a mess here, is it not?

42:33 Drew Mess, mess, mess.

42:35 Adam Do you think the fiancé screwed around with whoever at the campsite to get back?

42:42 Drew It feels like a little payback, but he would have had sex with her if it was a real payback thing.

42:45 Adam Well, maybe, yeah, but chicks control that hustle and flow. You see the way I worked that in? Maybe he tried to have sex, but all he could do is make out. All right, we got to take a little break. Taryn Manning is here tonight. John Singleton is here tonight from Hustle and Flow. I want to give a quick plug for my new TV show, it's coming out on Comedy Central, and we need your phone call, so you just call 1-6-6-HeyAdam.

43:14 Drew 866.

43:15 Adam Oh, what did I do?

43:16 Drew 1-866.

43:16 Adam Oh, thanks, buddy. Yeah, 1-866-HeyAdam, and we can get you on the TV show. I think we're taping it next week. 1-866-HeyAdam. Take a quick break, we'll be right back after this. Hurry, hurry.

43:33 Drew One, go.

43:37 Adam Yeah, it's Loveline.

43:39 Caller I'm waiting for the door to close.

43:41 Adam 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1.

43:44 Drew This is System, right?

43:45 Adam This is System, which is now, is System of a Down just System now, officially? We get to call them System?

43:52 Drew We get to call them System.

43:54 All right.

43:55 Adam John Singleton is here tonight. Taryn Manning is here tonight from Hustle and Flow, out in theaters as we speak.

44:02 Caller Yay.

44:04 Adam Oh, Anderson must have seen Hustle and Flow. You like Hustle and Flow, Anderson? He's clapping. He must be seeing.

44:10 It's Todd.

44:11 Adam Oh, really? What's Todd doing? What's Todd doing hitting a...

44:15 Drew Movie theater.

44:16 Adam Yeah. No, not on the mirror there. A button.

44:19 Drew Wow. You're right. For the first time, we heard it. I thought maybe Anderson just stepped back in for a second after the show.

44:23 Adam No. All right. Where are we? Now, we're going to speak to Alyssa, right?

44:29 Drew Yeah.

44:29 Adam Oh, here. She's getting married in three weeks. It sounds like a disaster.

44:32 Drew Yes.

44:32 Adam Alyssa?

44:33 Hello.

44:34 Adam 24.

44:36 Drew Alyssa gives me a strange feeling, too.

44:37 Adam Yes. You give me a very... You know what you're feeling? You give me a Wiccan feeling.

44:42 Caller A Wiccan feeling?

44:43 Adam Good.

44:43 That's good.

44:44 Drew Is that what you are?

44:46 Well, no, but I would like to be a witch.

44:48 Adam Would you? Are you into that kind of stuff?

44:51 Oh, definitely.

44:53 Adam Yeah.

44:54 I'm sorry that the phone was really choppy before. I was carrying cat litter out to the dumpster, and now I'm done with that.

45:00 Adam All right.

45:01 Drew Well, thank you for explaining. It makes us feel much better.

45:03 Adam Yeah. What do you mean you'd like to be a witch, or you'd like to get into that stuff?

45:09 Well, can I tell you a short story about that?

45:12 Adam Very short. Yeah. Go ahead.

45:14 Okay. Well, one time I was at this concert, and this guy was talking to me, and I didn't want him to be talking to me, and I was standing under a tree talking to him, and there was this booth next to it, so they're selling stuff, and I was like, I don't want to be talking to you, I don't want to be talking to you, and I kept thinking that, and these boxes fell over on him out of the booth, and I was like, wow, that's kind of cool, maybe he'll go away, but he didn't go away. And I was standing under the tree talking to him thinking, I wish you'd go away, I don't really want to be talking to you, and then a branch fell out of the tree and hit him on the shoulder.

45:44 Drew And that was what we call ideas of reference. Those are sort of delusional things.

45:47 Adam And by the way, if this kind of stuff worked, a chandelier would land on your head right now.

45:51 Drew Yeah.

45:52 Adam I don't want to talk to you. You see what I'm saying? Well, it's true. I'm just saying you're lucky a ceiling fan is not gonna crush you right now, you're lucky this stuff doesn't work.

46:00 Drew Yeah.

46:01 Adam That's what I'm willing that right now.

46:02 Drew That is an abnormality of thought, Alyssa, you're having there. So here we go.

46:05 Adam But it's weird. I got the weird wiccan vibe from her.

46:09 Drew All right. So your question is what about you having sex with somebody when you're engaged and your boyfriend having sex sort of to try to get back at you? This is this is craziness, right?

46:21 Caller Although although you think it's great.

46:22 Drew Well, Alyssa, on your in your defense, let me say that there have been some studies on once in a while that show that women often have a final fling before they get married.

46:31 Adam Yeah. It doesn't make it right.

46:33 Drew No, it doesn't make it not crazy either. But to some extent, the biological imperative for that is to try to get alpha male genes before you marry the guy that's a good family guy. You see what I'm saying?

46:43 Guest That's interesting.

46:44 Drew And then saying that you got to collect some alpha male genes. They they can relate to this.

46:48 Guest That's the animalistic kind of.

46:50 Drew Yeah. And and then what you got to say? Yeah. Well, maybe she would say I'm engaged.

46:53 Guest I don't know what that means.

46:54 Drew Well, that that let's put let's say you found a really nice guy who you think is going to make a great father, but he's a little bit sort of timid. And there's this real bad boy. You've kind of been attracted to it. You go have sex with him, and a week later you get married. So you collected those bad boy genes to settle down with the guy who would be a good family member.

47:12 Adam It's not a conscious thing, but it's a biological drive.

47:16 Drew So but but actually it's one thing to sort of have those fantasies and to have those drives. I mean, men have all kinds of crazy drives they don't act out on. That's one that I would suggest people don't act on because it screws up your relationships big time. And you're not actually collecting those genes. You're not going to have that guy's kids.

47:31 Adam Right.

47:32 Guest So look, the thing about it is she's doing this unconsciously.

47:38 Adam Right.

47:38 Guest It's not what you're describing is not as an unconscious thing.

47:41 Adam But hold on.

47:42 Drew It's unconscious.

47:42 Adam Hold on. We got to take.

47:43 Drew We're really late.

47:44 Adam Yeah. And we I talked too much. We got pushed up against the top. So hold on a second because I want to get back and do a little more work on this and see if I can dissuade these two from their union.

47:53 Drew Yes, please.

47:54 Adam All right. Hustle and Flow, Name of the Movie. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Taryn Manning is here tonight along with John Singleton. They got a new movie out called Hustle and Flow. John's got a little something called Four Brothers coming out. And he did Two Fasts Two Furious, too, which I enjoyed. Oh, yeah. That's my kind of thing. I like that stuff. You know, I'm into it. And I like seeing stuff going on, you know. Yeah.

48:32 Guest Lots of girls. Girls.

48:34 Adam There we go.

48:35 Drew Thank you, Michelle.

48:36 Adam There. Thanks, sweetie. Such a novelty when we can hear the guests on this show. Yeah. Cars, girls.

48:41 Guest Fast cars, lots of girls.

48:42 Adam Yeah. Yeah. It's a movie. I got to tell you, I like to see stuff going on. I like to see some car chases. There's something blowing up. I'm a lightweight, intellectually.

48:53 Guest Yeah.

48:53 Adam You know what I'm saying?

48:54 Drew There's proof of it right here.

48:55 Guest Yeah, there it goes.

48:56 Drew Transcripts. Yeah, look.

48:57 Adam That's right.

48:57 Guest One seven.

49:00 Adam Well, one seven five.

49:01 Drew Be fair.

49:02 Guest One seven four.

49:03 Drew Six A's in health education. I mean, the Pacific, what do they call it?

49:08 Adam Baseball.

49:10 Drew Yeah. You take those A's out and you got about a point seven five.

49:13 Adam Yeah. I was in school the day. I went to my old high school the day and I was making the rounds. You know what? It was. It was still real. Yeah. I was trying to get the TPA. No, what I was trying to do was I was trying to get my diploma because I couldn't get my diploma when I graduated because I owed the book room money and it wouldn't give me my diploma. And Drew, this is us. I paid him the $19.95. Well, it was $16.

49:42 Drew Today was the day.

49:43 Adam Yeah, it was $65. Now, they're getting me a diploma. They're making me a, they destroyed my diploma. Like, it's not a sick, it's not a diseased farm animal. Had to destroy it. You couldn't just sock it somewhere.

49:55 Drew Destroyed my diploma. Mad diploma disease.

49:57 Adam Yeah, you destroyed it. Like, there's old yeller or something. What did you do, put it in a wood chipper? Like, what do you mean destroyed it? And they're like, well, we keep it for like 20 years and you're not going to claim it. You know, I guess. We destroy it. We destroy it. Poof, and that whoo goes like flying out of it. They burn it in some sort of weird ceremonial sacrificial fire on the roof of some downtown building. But anyway, so they have to make me a new diploma because they owe me a diploma. It's just, I owe them money for this book. And I knew I had an inkling I wasn't going to need that diploma in life. And as it turns out, I was right. What did you do it for? Well, that's what I said. I went into carpet cleaning after high school. No diploma. Then I went into carpentry, or better yet, it was more labor, manual labor. Diploma, that's one strike.

50:48 Guest Carpentry is a good skill, though.

50:50 Adam Yeah, it's a good skill.

50:51 Guest It's a lost skill.

50:52 Adam Yeah, it's a lost, yeah. But I was digging, though. I just had a shovel. Now I'm a fine carpenter. If you have some questions, I'll be willing to answer them off the air. But if you put me in your next movie. But then, so here's what I want.

51:06 Drew I think the next movie is going to be about K-Rock in the 80s.

51:09 Adam Yeah.

51:09 Drew Modern American Graffiti.

51:11 Guest Yeah.

51:12 Drew That's a good thing.

51:12 Guest That's good.

51:13 Drew That's a backdrop for.

51:14 Adam Yeah, the movie can end just my first day when I show up.

51:17 Guest Perfect.

51:17 Drew Oh, that'd be so satisfying.

51:19 Adam Yeah. So I went from carpet cleaning to construction labor, to carpenter, to boxing instructor, to radio.

51:29 Guest Boxing instructor?

51:31 Adam Oh, yeah. So it's a long story, but I'll show you some moves during commercial. But the point is, is never needed a diploma. No one ever asked for it. No one wanted to see it. No one. There was no box to check. There was no. There was. I never filled anything out for anything.

51:45 Drew Yeah.

51:45 Adam You know what I mean?

51:46 Drew Well, you weren't in a field that had educational requirements.

51:48 Adam No. No. No. Radio.

51:51 Drew No.

51:52 Adam No. Contra.

51:54 Guest Weren't you some teacher for auto or driving?

51:57 Adam I used to teach traffic school. Yeah. I taught traffic school. Ironically, you can find my.

52:03 Guest Where did you teach the traffic school?

52:04 Adam Let Us Amuse You. L-E-T-T-U-C-E. Oh, how funny.

52:09 Drew That's funny.

52:10 Adam That's hardy. Yeah. If you look at these transcripts, you'll find a fail in driver's ed, by the way, as well. Ironic. Ironic.

52:16 Drew Mr. Deliverty?

52:17 Adam No, that was biology.

52:19 Drew Oh, that's.

52:19 Adam That's Mr. Gregory.

52:20 Drew Oh, Mr. Gregory.

52:21 Adam Yeah. And they knew I was gunning for him. I showed up. They're like, hey, Mr. Gregory's not here today.

52:26 Drew Who's the guy that threatened to sue you?

52:28 Adam The guy who could have been, who threatened to sue me? Yeah. Deliverty?

52:33 Drew I guess it was a.

52:33 Adam The guy who's making fun of his toupee?

52:35 Drew No, no. I guess the guy who moved up to the specific Northwest or something. Was it somebody who went maybe your age?

52:43 Adam Oh, yeah, that's my buddy Carl.

52:45 Drew Okay, all right.

52:46 Adam Yeah, yeah, no, yeah. No, that's something else. Come on, buddy.

52:50 Drew I'm just trying to get all figured out. Alyssa, here we go.

52:53 Adam Yeah.

52:54 Drew So, we're concerned about your desire, your choice to get married. How old's your boyfriend? What's the hurry here? Alyssa, you guys are screwing around. Come on.

53:06 We've been together for eight years.

53:09 Drew Oh, that's a great defense. Okay, well, I'll take it all back.

53:11 Adam Yeah, why?

53:12 And I love him so much.

53:13 Drew He's the most wonderful man in the world. Yeah, that's why. So, why don't you treat him like somebody you love?

53:19 I do treat him like someone I love.

53:20 Adam Why do you have sex with the guy who plays the oboe? Oh, at the wedding.

53:26 Because I love him too. Because he's been our best friend for a really long time.

53:30 Adam Oh, okay.

53:32 Drew Why don't you say so?

53:33 Adam So, anyone who's been friends with you guys for a while is open season on.

53:38 Guest Why don't you just choose not to get married and sleep with both of them at the same time?

53:43 Drew There you go. Enjoy yourself.

53:44 Why do you think getting married has to stop that? Because that's a very traditional outlook on things. I'm committed to him and I love him.

53:54 Drew Yeah, but why do something that is specifically about making a commitment and a monogamous commitment? Why don't you call it something else and do something else?

54:04 Well, I'm not getting married in the church and I'm not getting married, so it's more like an announcement of our love.

54:11 Drew All right, you have an announcement of your love. That's fine.

54:13 Adam Great.

54:13 Drew That's fine.

54:14 Adam Yeah. Why don't you get a windbreaker made up for that?

54:16 Drew That's fine.

54:18 Adam What instrument does the guy play?

54:20 He plays guitar.

54:22 Adam Of course. All right. Let's see you get laid with that guitar. You're a big gal, Alyssa. I'm picturing a lot of ass on you.

54:29 Oh, no, I'm not.

54:30 Adam That's me. Oh, yeah.

54:31 Guest Thanks.

54:33 I wish I had a bigger ass.

54:35 Adam Really? Interesting ploy for the radio. Yeah. I wish you had a bigger ass.

54:39 Drew It takes you off the track a little bit.

54:40 Adam Yeah. Oh, what? Bigger ass. Unusually small ass. Interesting. All right. You're not fooling me, big ass. All right. Yeah. You ready? Yeah. I'm going to hang up on you. All right.

54:54 Guest Good.

54:55 Adam Don't get married.

54:55 Drew Don't get married.

54:57 Adam Let me say this.

54:57 Guest I think she shouldn't get married.

54:58 Adam No, she shouldn't.

55:00 Drew They're not going. They're going to announce their love. Fine. And that's interesting.

55:03 Adam Via getting married, though. Okay. Look, here's the thing. Everyone does this thing where they're like, look, man, I don't need a piece of paper. I don't need the man or you're controlled by the man or your thoughts or your religion or whatever. The reality is, is this doesn't work. It's like these open marriages, open relationships, these swingers, all this stuff. It'd be awesome if it did. We're just telling you it's not going to work. We're not the man. We don't care. We're not uptight. I'm an atheist. I don't care what you do. I'm just telling you through 10 years of doing this show, it's not going to work. As open-minded as you are, as uptight as the man might be, still ain't going to work.

55:41 Drew That's right.

55:42 Adam You're a human being. It doesn't matter how liberated you are. You're only going to take so much of your equally easy-going bow humping some chick that's someone other than you before you fray an end and go off the deep end.

55:59 Drew That's right.

56:00 Adam Right? It just doesn't work.

56:02 Drew Doesn't work.

56:02 Adam And I think people think these rules are put in place by the man. They're just sort of put in place by nature.

56:08 Drew Right.

56:08 Adam It just doesn't work.

56:10 Drew Right. That's exactly right. Yeah.

56:12 Adam Well, why do you think? Everyone thinks there's some old white guy that looks like Larry Tate that just gets to make all these rules that don't make sense? You know what I mean? Like, if they didn't work, they wouldn't catch on. Like, everyone does this all the time. Like, how come men get to build skyscrapers and women have to stay home and take care of the kids? Like, that's how it turned out. That's how it worked. That's why. That's how it works. How are you going to argue with it? That's the way it is.

56:38 Drew And by the way, there's no structure and place that prevents you from being the one that makes skyscrapers. You can go do that.

56:43 Adam Nah, I know. But that's my whole point. You're not.

56:46 Drew You're not interested.

56:47 Adam Not interested. Yes.

56:48 Drew You don't have a drive. See, the thing, here's the deal. For people to take a direction in life, you've got to have a drive to take that direction. Motivational systems. We never talk about that. What drives you to be a certain way. Absolutely. That's basically what makes who you are. You're driven in a certain direction. You're driven to make films. You're driven to be funny. You're driven to take medicine. There you go. That drive is in place. You have to have a lot of it in order to accomplish something like building a skyscraper. If you're not driven to do that, you ain't going to do it.

57:17 Adam Yeah, I know. The man is not really going to instill that drive in you. It's just you want to act. You want to make films. Not anymore. You want to be a doctor. You want to do nothing. You want to get a 1.75 GPA.

57:30 Drew You can do that.

57:30 Adam I had that gift. I had that drive.

57:32 Drew I'm telling you, that took some motivation, some drive.

57:34 Adam That's what I'm saying.

57:34 Drew John, there was an interesting question up here that I'm going to ask. I fell off the line. It's like an 18-year-old asking how you could go down the path to give drive of becoming a film director.

57:44 Guest Well, it depends on the person. I went to film school. I went to USC film school.

57:51 Drew That's a good way to go.

57:54 Guest But before I went to USC film school, I was really, really interested in movies. I lived and breathed movies. I watched movies, and I studied and read about different filmmakers and the history of film.

58:07 Adam What movies did you watch that influenced you growing up?

58:11 Guest Well, when I was a kid, a lot of the movies that I liked were like the big sci-fi blockbusters, like Star Wars and Close Encounters and Jaws. 70s stuff. Yeah, 70s stuff. But then something happened to me, and I went to this revival theater, the Rialto Theater.

58:27 Drew South Pasadena.

58:28 Guest Yeah.

58:28 Drew I've been going there since I was a little kid.

58:30 Guest And I went there one day, man, and my whole life changed. I'll never forget the first time I saw Woody Allen's Bananas, and then I saw Annie Hall, and then I saw Clockwork Orange, and I was a teenager, and I was like, whoa. So I started to think about movies in a different way. Instead of thinking about these big rollercoaster ride things, I thought about them as films that basically could say something. You know what I mean?

58:57 Drew How old were you right then?

58:58 Guest I think I was like 15.

59:00 Adam Clockwork Orange is a weird one when you're 15.

59:02 Guest Yeah, I was like, whoa. And so it just really, really set me off to thinking about movies in a whole different way, so I started watching. I thought it was really cool to be able to watch foreign films, like, wow, I'm watching all these Japanese movies and French films and stuff, right? And I started really getting into...

59:25 Drew Did you go to early American films at all, like, you know, Chaplin and...

59:27 Guest No, no, I didn't watch any of those films. I watched Westerns, but I watched a lot of... I didn't watch those films. I watched those films early on when I was a kid, but I didn't look at them later on until I was in film school as being statements. I didn't learn that even people within the system were making statements.

59:48 Adam What are some of your... What do you think your top 10 or so favorite films are?

59:54 Guest It depends. I mean, I love Raging Bull. I love a movie called Bicycle Thief.

1:00:02 Adam Oh, yeah. I've heard of that, but I don't think I've saw it.

1:00:04 Guest Jaws is one of my favorite films. I mean, there's a movie called Pichote. It was a Brazilian film. It was made in the 80s. I mean, I like The Seventh Samurai. I got so many different films, 400 Blows.

1:00:17 Drew Can you summarize what it is about a film that makes it good for you?

1:00:20 Guest I like movies that make you feel something, that take you to a different place, that make you feel something.

1:00:25 Adam That's why I'm in a porn, by the way.

1:00:28 Drew They make you feel something?

1:00:28 Adam I never felt stronger about something in my life. I mean, you thought you had passion for that shark.

1:00:34 Drew Are you in the auteur mindset, the director?

1:00:37 Guest I like all kinds of movies, man. I like westerns.

1:00:40 Drew Do you think it should be a collaborative ever or some guy should have or some woman should have the point of view?

1:00:45 Guest Movies are a reflection of life. Soon as you turn on a camera on somebody, like I turn the camera on you and follow you around for the rest of the day, then I come up with something really, really interesting. That's a reflection of life, so it could be a collaborative effort. It's not like just someone behind the camera telling somebody what to do. It's about what the actor, I'm pointing to Taryn right now, brings to the whole thing. A vulnerability, certain things. A lot of the times, the best things that actors do, and Taryn could agree with me on this, they're not even aware of because they're making themselves bare and they're just doing it unconsciously.

1:01:24 Drew That's exactly what he told me when I played The Olsen Twins' dad.

1:01:27 Adam Yeah.

1:01:28 Guest Yeah, you weren't aware of it.

1:01:30 Drew No, I wasn't aware of it. In fact, I didn't know what that was going on.

1:01:32 Adam Drew's like, what's my motivation? Yeah, $1,800 a week, A-Haul. Let's go. That's how it works.

1:01:40 Drew But to get into it, you got to go to film school. What are you saying these days?

1:01:43 Guest Not necessarily.

1:01:44 Adam True, always trying to work school.

1:01:46 Guest These days, no, you should go to school. You should go to school. Not necessarily USC, but any kind of film school, any place that you can go and you can explore a kind of thought process of looking at movies in a different way. Because a lot of people say, hey, they want to make movies and they have different reasons why they want to do it. But if you're in a place and you're with a collective of other people who are studying something, it kind of frees your head up to think about it in a different way, other than being in a room just reading film theory and watching movies and stuff. It's a whole different thing. It's just like the difference between sitting up in front of your TV set or your flat screen watching a movie, as opposed to being in a theater. It's different when you're in a collective of people who are all trying to learn something.

1:02:33 Adam Taryn, what are some of your favorite movies? Besides Karate Kid, Karate Kid 2, Karate Kid 3.

1:02:39 Guest I like Goonies.

1:02:41 Adam Everybody within a certain age range I found out is probably somewhere between 25 and 35 likes Goonies. I realize if you're day over 35, you miss Goonies. Yes.

1:02:53 Guest Goonies tell me a lot.

1:02:54 Guest I like Jaws 2 a lot. I saw all of them. I hate the ocean. I think there's sharks in my swimming pool.

1:03:00 Adam Jaws 2?

1:03:01 Guest Jaws 2 and not Jaws 1.

1:03:02 Drew Did you see Jaws 1?

1:03:04 Guest The very first Jaws? Yeah.

1:03:06 Adam But you said Jaws 2.

1:03:07 Guest Yeah, all of them.

1:03:08 Drew Jaws 2.

1:03:09 Adam Jaws as well.

1:03:10 Drew There's a Jaws 2 out there.

1:03:11 Caller There's a Jaws 2.

1:03:12 Guest Yeah.

1:03:13 Guest It's excellent. What else?

1:03:14 Guest I like Boogie Nights.

1:03:16 Adam Oh yeah, that's good. A lot.

1:03:16 Guest I like Silence of the Lambs.

1:03:18 Guest What about Saturday Night Fever?

1:03:20 Guest I like that.

1:03:21 Drew I like Saturday Night Fever.

1:03:22 Guest I like Dirty Dancing. I like Adventures in Babysitting.

1:03:27 Adam Yeah. Have you seen Movie in the last 15 years? Yes, I have seen some recently.

1:03:31 Guest I have seen Boogie Nights.

1:03:34 Guest Boogie Nights is a great film.

1:03:36 Guest Shawshank Redemption.

1:03:37 Drew Yeah. Tell the story of the Boogie Nights just for the sake of these guys.

1:03:40 Adam Heather Graham was in here in, I don't know.

1:03:43 Drew Couple years before Boogie Nights.

1:03:44 Adam Well, a couple months before Boogie Nights. Well, she was in here plugging something else. Yeah. I said to her, and this is 1995 or six or whatever the hell it is, seven whenever the movie came out. But I said, so Heather, what else are you working on? And she said, well, I did a movie called Boogie Nights, which is coming out in about six months. And I said, Boogie Nights, what's that about? She's like, I play Roller Girl. I was like, okay, who else is in this movie? Burt Reynolds and Marky Mark.

1:04:15 And I was like, what?

1:04:16 Adam The underwear, the underpants guy, and the guy just did Cop and a Half. Burt Reynolds, this is before Burt Reynolds made any comeback. He's been doing junk. And Marky Mark, Mark Wahlberger, and this like underpants hip hop. So you got old Burt Reynolds and you got the hip hop underpants guy. And you're in your roller skates.

1:04:35 Drew And then it's about the porn industry in the 70s.

1:04:37 Adam And I was like, what? I was like, it's called Boogie Nights. Yeah. You're Roller Girl? Uh-huh. I said, look, you got to talk to your agent. She got someone's got to get you some decent roles. This sounds like a disaster, you know, because you're a good looking girl.

1:04:49 Drew You're great actors. What are you thinking?

1:04:50 Adam What are you thinking? Marky Mark and Burt Reynolds? Just give me a break. I just pictured every picture of that movie being pitched. You're on Roller Girl, we got Marky Mark and Burt Reynolds. Now, I mean, now you're working with Wallberg on the latest film and everything, but go back. I don't know, what's it been? Eight years? What was?

1:05:08 Guest Like eight years, eight, nine years.

1:05:10 Adam Been eight, nine, go back eight, nine years.

1:05:11 Drew The idea of Burt Reynolds and Marky Mark, you have no idea how bizarre that sounded on that night. Yeah, hip hop, Calvin Klein model, and the guy with the weird tube, and the guy you expected Don Deleuze to be in the film too.

1:05:23 Adam Yeah, a lot of outtakes at the end. I was like, oh, baby, this is going straight to video.

1:05:28 Drew He said that literally, he goes, dude, it's straight to video.

1:05:30 Adam This is my favorite movie of the year. Yeah, I love that movie. David? Yeah, it was funny. And you know, the weirder thing is I knew those kids, who was it Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson?

1:05:46 Guest Oh, you grew up in there, Paul?

1:05:49 Adam Well, they grew up in the Valley. And while they didn't attend North Hollywood High, obviously, their dad, Ernie Anderson, who used to be the voice of Channel 7. Ernie Anderson is their dad. Ernie Anderson would be the guy going, Yeah, winds of war. Someone's killing showgirls and Dan, what's in a why? You know, or on the love boat.

1:06:12 Guest He was the ABC voice.

1:06:13 Adam He was the voice of ABC. That was their dad. And I used to work at the liquor store on Ventura. I used to come in with these little kids, little blonde mop top kids. I was 16 and they were like 12. And they would just come in, as my kids. Later on, the guy just boogie nights.

1:06:29 Drew Wow.

1:06:29 Adam Yeah. Yeah, heavy, right?

1:06:31 Drew Heavy.

1:06:32 Adam And look at me, I got a 1.75, baby. Yeah, so we both had a future. David?

1:06:38 Yes.

1:06:38 Adam You're 23?

1:06:40 Caller Yes.

1:06:41 Adam You want to propose to your girlfriend the same day as the anniversary of your mom's death?

1:06:49 Drew Or her mom's death.

1:06:50 Adam Whose mom's death?

1:06:51 Caller My mom.

1:06:53 Adam What happened to your mom?

1:06:56 Caller Well, last September, September 14th was her birthday. The day after, she, I don't live at home anymore. I live across the country. She actually committed suicide.

1:07:09 Drew Your mom?

1:07:11 Caller Yeah, my mom did.

1:07:11 Drew How old was she?

1:07:14 Caller She was 49.

1:07:15 Drew Wow.

1:07:16 Adam She depressed for a long time?

1:07:19 Caller Oh, for pretty much my whole entire life.

1:07:21 Drew Oh, goodness.

1:07:22 Adam Yeah, that's a bummer.

1:07:23 Drew Freak out.

1:07:24 Adam Yeah.

1:07:24 Caller Yeah.

1:07:25 Adam Yeah. And was she into drugs or anything?

1:07:29 Caller She was when I was younger. She was an alcoholic and she pretty much got into everything. But she seemed to have been doing better off and on. But I lost contact with her for a while. And next thing I knew, I got a call that she was in the hospital. Turned out that she drank antifreeze. Oh, my.

1:07:52 Adam Antifreeze. So that's just a suicide attempt. So, well, all right. Okay, why? I don't know. I mean, there's a part of me that likes it and then parts like, well, I don't know, why dredge this up?

1:08:04 Drew Why put that? Here's my sense of what you're up to. You're putting the heat on your girlfriend. You're setting it up in such a way that she has no alternative but to say yes, because it's the anniversary of mom's death. How could you possibly say no? Don't pile that all on.

1:08:21 Guest It's unfair.

1:08:22 Caller Yeah. I don't really think it's like that because we've already talked about marriage before, and it's pretty much I already know we're going to get married. There's no possible way we're not going to. We've talked about it many times.

1:08:36 Adam I got an idea. Why don't you just wait till 9-11? That's coming up.

1:08:40 Drew What is the purpose of putting those two dates together?

1:08:42 Adam Why take the world's crappy state and put it? Don't give me a bunch of rebirth crap.

1:08:47 Caller No. See, what it is is I've gone through a lot of spiritual things, and I feel a lot better about it. I feel okay. It's really changed my life a lot, and my life has been going in a better direction. Anything was that my mom felt unloved. Like she didn't feel like anyone really paid attention to her.

1:09:10 Drew She's incapable of experiencing love because she is an abuse survivor. I mean, that's the story you're telling here, and that's not nobody felt love for her. That's part of her brain that connects with all that wasn't operating.

1:09:22 Adam All right. Wait a minute. A bigger question. I feel that people indulge in this stuff a little too much, and they start, like, you know the people that give you dates all the time? September 22nd, 1985, my mom owed me, like, it's always the dates, you know, the people that hit you with the dates all the time. They can't say a while back or a couple years ago or the other, whatever. They just always hit you with the dates, and you wonder, how many times have you spat out the date of your mother's demise or of the car accident or the tragic event, you know? You keep just searing it into your brain, you know? This date, this date, this date. At a certain point, you should be saying, for your own good, a few years back, my mom passed away, or ten years ago, or about ten years ago, or something like that.

1:10:12 Drew This guy's making the case, and I'm not making it. I'm just suggesting that somehow this is a way of bringing closure to that whole episode by bringing love into that day on behalf of the mom that could never receive love.

1:10:22 Adam Yeah. If I thought it was to bring closure, I would tell him Mazel Tov. I think it's indulgent and weird.

1:10:30 Drew It's living a fantasy. It's wishing it to be those things.

1:10:37 Adam You should mourn your mom's death, and you should have whatever feelings you have about your mom. But it feels creepy to have your anniversary every year be, or whatever this ends up being for you and your woman be, also a significant date of your mother's death every year.

1:10:56 Drew It feels like artificial in some way.

1:10:58 Adam It just feels weird. Yeah. Not for your sake, for her sake.

1:11:02 Drew If you're going to do it, David, go ahead. We're not saying you're a bad person for doing it. We're just giving you our opinion. They're not saying it's sick, wrong, isn't it?

1:11:09 Adam Our opinion is you're a bad person, but we're just giving you our opinion.

1:11:11 Drew Different issue.

1:11:11 Adam No, no. You're not a bad person. I just feel like if I was your fiance or girlfriend, my feeling would be, I don't know, leave me out of this. This is you and your mom's stuff, you know? Can I agree?

1:11:24 Guest Yeah.

1:11:25 Drew Wouldn't that come, it would haunt you, so to speak.

1:11:27 Guest But maybe on that day he feels low, you know, and but having that day be a happy reminder of the day he asked his woman to marry him.

1:11:36 Adam But then they get divorced in three years and it's a one-two punch.

1:11:39 Guest Right.

1:11:39 Drew You know what I mean? It's covering the reality of grief and the grief is healthy.

1:11:44 Guest Yeah, the grief is healthy.

1:11:45 Guest So kind of projecting guilt on the other person.

1:11:47 Drew That's true.

1:11:48 Adam So David, how about you have your own thing with your mom and pick another date for your wife or your fiance? That I think that's all our opinion.

1:12:00 Drew Break it down.

1:12:01 Adam Break it down, David. Come on, buddy.

1:12:02 Guest Try by your mama.

1:12:04 Adam Yeah, we are. But it feels like you're not letting it go very well. And it seems like you're foisting it on the old lady. And by the way, you want to freak out your girlfriend? This is a good way to do it.

1:12:14 Drew This will do it.

1:12:15 Adam OK?

1:12:17 Drew OK. All right. Good luck.

1:12:18 Adam He's going to do it.

1:12:19 Drew He's going to do it.

1:12:21 Adam He's already circling the calendar. Yeah, I just you know, you know, when I think is a weird kind of baggage. Women women are attracted to and it's not this. You know what I mean?

1:12:34 Drew Yeah.

1:12:34 Adam Women will gladly marry a guy who's abusive or an alcoholic or whatever, depending on where they came from. But they don't want this kind of baggage. This is this is a needy baggage.

1:12:44 Drew This is they want somebody going, if you got that, I'm going to take care of it.

1:12:48 Adam Right.

1:12:48 Drew I don't want you to have to lay it on you.

1:12:50 Adam This feels needy and this can freak a chick out. Taryn, you'd be a little freaky.

1:12:54 Guest Yeah, because you want to protect someone from like, because he probably does get really sad that day. Maybe she supports it, but not to put it on her.

1:13:04 Drew Taryn would give this guy a roundhouse kick or something.

1:13:06 Adam Yeah. Spinning crescent, maybe a heel.

1:13:08 Guest One, two.

1:13:09 Adam Oh, just one, two. Okay. That's interesting. But a knee on the way down.

1:13:13 Drew Oh, no doubt.

1:13:14 Adam Well, something to take with you. All right. She calls it a parting gift. The jewels.

1:13:18 Guest Yeah, there you go.

1:13:19 Adam We'll take ourselves a quick break. You know you don't see in movies too much, do you, where John, the two-handed punch, ha-cha! You know what I mean? Where they do the two hands, sometimes under the chin, something. You bring that back in your next film, The Two-Hander. Yeah?

1:13:32 Guest I'll find a scene for it.

1:13:33 Adam Please. Please weave that in. And then put my name on her. We'll take a quick break, we'll be right back after this. One after that. Nowhere. I'm just trying to work. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'll give a little phone number out for a new TV show if you have questions for us. We're doing a new TV show on Comedy Central after The Daily Show, one, eight, six, six, hey Adam.

1:14:08 Drew H-E-Y, Adam.

1:14:10 Adam Oh yeah.

1:14:10 Drew Right, hey.

1:14:11 Adam Yeah, hey, yeah. Eight.

1:14:13 Drew Yahay.

1:14:13 Adam Yahay. Eight, six, six, hey Adam. And, cause I remember taking some phone calls on that show and why not have it be one of yours? John Singleton is here tonight. He's one of the producers of Hustle and Flow. Also, Taryn Manning, who's somewhere. She's probably hearing that on a six-second delay out in the hall somewhere because she's not in the studio. But she should be back here. Should we talk to Vanessa?

1:14:42 Drew Let's do it.

1:14:43 Adam All right. Vanessa is 25. Vanessa?

1:14:49 Guest Hi.

1:14:49 Adam What's up?

1:14:51 Guest Okay. Love your show and I'm super nervous cause I've never told anybody this.

1:14:57 Drew All right. Well, thank you for setting the table that way. We'll be very, very easy on you. Go ahead.

1:15:03 Guest Okay. Back in last July, so, oh my god, it's been like a year. One day, to make the long story short, I was going to the bathroom while my boyfriend was taking a shower. And the way our bathroom is set up, like if you lean back, you can't really see the toilet. And I seen him open the shower door, look around for somebody there, didn't see anybody, and he starts jacking off. And, um...

1:15:32 Adam In the, in the, in the shower?

1:15:34 Guest In the shower. And of course, me being naïve, I didn't know that he did that, and I got so aroused, like, more than ever in my life. Like, I can't tell you how excited I was.

1:15:48 Adam Wow.

1:15:48 Guest And I watched him do the deed, and ever since then.

1:15:52 Adam How did you watch him and he didn't see you? Were you looking through a mirror reflection?

1:15:57 Guest Well, no, I could like peek around the corner. It's like an L-shaped bathroom, and the, the toilet's in the, the bottom of the L, and the, the shower's right there.

1:16:06 Caller But it's a frosted glass panel.

1:16:09 Guest So he can't, everything's like blurry when you can't really see.

1:16:11 Adam You got to put those no skid stickers on the bottom, because he's going down. He's going down. He's going to, he's going to be lunging for the towel bar, he's going to catch his forehead on the soap, that built-in soap thing. That's where you find him. Clinging his penis, broken towel bar. They'll be prying his fingers open, trying to get his penis out and the towel bar out. It's going to be humiliating. Yeah, you have to clean it up for his folks to get there too.

1:16:35 Drew Okay.

1:16:36 Adam Yeah. Come up with something less humiliating. Just say he killed himself. They'd definitely appreciate that.

1:16:43 Drew Just tie some around his neck and hang it for the show.

1:16:45 Adam Hang on. That's how it goes, some dignity. All right. That aroused you and now what?

1:16:52 Guest Of course, before he's always told me that he doesn't jack off when I'm not around because I like to watch him. Since I found that out, every day now I have to watch him in the shower. Once he caught me and ever since he caught me, that was a month into it, he locks the door, but thank God for me there's a crack. Like the door is a skew. So even when it's closed, like at the bottom of the door, you can still see in like a little crack.

1:17:22 Guest So he's ashamed. He's ashamed of that.

1:17:24 Drew But he does this every day and you watch every day.

1:17:28 Guest I guess. I mean, I assume that he's ashamed. I guess I feel like ashamed or that it's bad, but...

1:17:34 Adam Does he masturbate every... Well, what goes on?

1:17:36 Guest Can we ask you something? Yeah. Have you ever masturbated in front of him?

1:17:41 Guest Oh, yeah. Like, we're...

1:17:43 Guest So why should he have a problem with you watching him masturbate?

1:17:47 Guest He always says, well, my shower time is my shower time. That's my private time to do my own thing.

1:17:52 Drew Did you ever have something where you walked in on your folks or something like that?

1:17:56 Guest Yeah.

1:17:57 Drew Yeah, there it is.

1:17:59 Adam That's what it is.

1:18:00 Drew Pow.

1:18:00 Adam Pow. Yeah. Well, look, here's the reality with guys. We masturbate because we want to get away. You know, you guys take a bubble bath or a sauna. We beat off. That's our escape.

1:18:13 Drew It's Calgon.

1:18:14 Adam Jurgens. Take me away.

1:18:15 Drew Calgon.

1:18:16 Adam Well, it's not Calgon.

1:18:17 Drew Jurgens.

1:18:18 Adam It's Jurgens.

1:18:20 Drew But Vanessa.

1:18:20 Adam Take me away. We want to get away from your ass. That's why we're beating off and feeling the prying eyes. When we're trying to, you know, that's your fortress of solitude, by the way. That shower, wherever you're beating off is your fortress of solitude. I don't care if it's your car. That's your fortress of solitude is a guy. We don't need you looking in on us.

1:18:40 Drew However, the fact that you were traumatized as you were, which is not a damaging trauma, creates arousal on these kinds of voyeuristic kinds of behaviors.

1:18:51 Guest Why don't you two work on masturbating next to each other?

1:18:54 Drew Yeah, that'll do it too.

1:18:55 Guest I think you two should sit.

1:18:56 Caller We do that too, though.

1:18:57 Adam Yeah, but he-

1:18:58 Guest That's like a normal thing that we do.

1:19:00 Drew Yeah, but she's really reenacting the whole thing.

1:19:02 Adam Here's what it is. Here's what, guys. Guys feel the encroachment of crazy. They feel the pressure of crazy and they want to get away.

1:19:11 Drew But this one is so benign, though.

1:19:12 Adam It's benign, but yet there's a little nuttiness propelling it, and the guy feels it coming at him.

1:19:18 Drew Here's what it feels like, I can never do this without it involving her, and the whole deal is doing it by himself.

1:19:27 Adam When guys feel intrusion, they feel like... You ever try to put drops in your dog's eye or ear or something? The guys are just like, man, you're like, hold still, I'm not going to do anything. And you're like, I just don't...

1:19:40 Drew Come on.

1:19:40 Guest Give me some space.

1:19:41 Adam Give me some space.

1:19:42 Drew Vanessa?

1:19:43 Adam Yeah.

1:19:44 Drew You're the call tonight. You get the directs back, first of all.

1:19:47 Adam Yeah.

1:19:47 Drew For sure.

1:19:48 Adam Are you multi-orgasmic, by the way?

1:19:52 Guest Yeah. But I mean, we're crazy wild kinky. I mean, you name it and we've done it.

1:19:56 Adam No kid.

1:19:57 Guest But this, like even now, now that it's been so long, I mean...

1:20:00 Drew I don't know why I know that.

1:20:01 Guest I guess it's been like a year.

1:20:01 Adam Yeah. Drew knew you were multi-orgasmic. Drew wrote it down on a piece of paper about five minutes ago. Yeah.

1:20:08 Caller He hears it.

1:20:09 Drew I don't know what that is. I can just always hear it on when the women are that way.

1:20:12 Adam Yeah.

1:20:12 Drew It's a certain tone, an ergonomic tone.

1:20:16 Adam You want to not hear it for an evening? Come by my place. You hear the sounds of silence, baby. Come on down, Drew. Do you want to look quiet from all the noise? Come on down.

1:20:27 Drew I didn't want to bring it up. I have it on this paper right here. Come over for dinner. Vanessa, how about if you created some structure with this? How about if you made a game out of it? Certain days he plays along with you.

1:20:39 Adam I don't know.

1:20:40 Drew You pretend this is what he's looking.

1:20:41 Adam I'm thinking you're going to drive this guy away. I'm feeling like, look, here's the deal. He shouldn't be beating off every morning if you two are living together.

1:20:52 Drew That's right.

1:20:53 Adam On the other hand, what's going on with your two schedules? Are you on top of each other all the time?

1:20:59 Drew How do you work?

1:21:00 Guest He is a workaholic, but I'm a stay-at-home mom. So I am home, like, even on days when he gets a haircut in the middle of the day and comes home at one or two after his haircut to take a shower, I make sure that I am home. You know, I'm like, OK, when are you getting your haircut?

1:21:19 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:21:20 Guest If I don't see it, like he takes a shower and I'm not there, I get, like, angry.

1:21:26 Drew Yeah, that's where he's screwing up.

1:21:28 Adam That's the bad part. That's what he's responding to. You're freaking him out. That's why I'm trying, I don't think it's a great idea for you just to pick Monday, Wednesday, and Friday to watch him beat off in the shower. I think you got to settle this. I mean, this is-

1:21:42 Drew You're not saying stop it?

1:21:43 Adam Well, I'm not saying stop it, but this is Vanessa's issue.

1:21:46 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:21:47 Adam And she gets angry and stuff, and she's a mom now, and there's a lot of energy in her. She needs to settle this.

1:21:53 Drew It's not going to be easy to break.

1:21:54 Adam Well, some therapy or some whatever.

1:21:58 Drew This is like breaking your jug habit.

1:22:01 Adam I like big jugs.

1:22:02 Drew I'm just saying.

1:22:03 Adam Well, if that's a crime, then guilty.

1:22:06 Drew I'm just saying, you like me to try to stop that with you?

1:22:09 Adam How dare you?

1:22:09 Drew It's going to be like Vanessa.

1:22:10 Caller I have big jugs?

1:22:11 Drew No.

1:22:12 Adam Do you have? Well, that's healthy. I mean, that's good. What's he doing beating off when you got them big jugs right outside the door?

1:22:19 Guest Yeah, they're gigantic.

1:22:21 Adam What size are they?

1:22:22 Guest 38, Triple D.

1:22:24 Adam All right. That's great. All right. That's awesome. But how much you weigh?

1:22:29 Guest I weigh 140 and I need to lose 20.

1:22:32 Adam Oh, really?

1:22:32 Guest Before I had the baby, just for the record, I was 115 and 34 Double D.

1:22:38 Adam Wow. Well, that's probably what he's beating off to. The old you.

1:22:42 That's what I beat off to.

1:22:44 Adam You're beating off to it. Okay, let's. Vanessa.

1:22:47 Drew We're spiraling with this talk.

1:22:48 Adam All right. Here's what I'm saying.

1:22:49 Drew Give her, first of all, when you put her on hold, do not hang up on her. She gets the direction.

1:22:54 Adam Yes. Guys feel cornered sometimes. Here's what a guy likes to do. Even when he's married, even when he's in a relationship, he likes to feel like he has a little autonomy, a little freedom. You got to let him have his boy's night out. That doesn't mean go see a hooker. That means just let him go with the guys and blow off a little steam. You know, and then let him go to a ball game.

1:23:14 Drew You mean him and his penis?

1:23:15 Adam Him and his penis. Let the guy have a little space. If you try to encroach on that too much, the guy eventually is just going to slip out of there. Yeah. Okay.

1:23:25 Drew I'll tell you what, this is going to be not something she can break easily. Maybe, and that's why I'm saying put some structure around it so it's not the momentum that she has. It's like any other compulsive sexual behavior.

1:23:35 Adam Listen to me though, Weisenheimer. If this was a guy saying, I have to peer in on my wife and I have to see her, what you're doing, you would say, hey, knock it off, buddy. Let's go.

1:23:44 Drew You got to work on that. I would say work on it, but I'd say find a way to make a game out of it that you can both participate in where she's not being exploited or feeling looked in upon or violated on their privacy. Get him to participate in it.

1:23:57 Adam The more she puts the screws to him, the more he wants to slip away.

1:24:01 Drew But maybe he can agree to one day a week or something.

1:24:03 Caller All right.

1:24:03 Drew Something where they can both agree on this.

1:24:05 Caller All right.

1:24:06 Adam Let's just agree to disagree.

1:24:08 Drew All right.

1:24:08 Adam John Singleton is in studio tonight. Name of the new movie is Hustle and Flow. We'll take a quick break and we'll be right back after this.

1:24:34 Drew Into the West. Did you see it, the TNT thing?

1:24:37 Guest No, that's it.

1:24:38 Drew Big series about the West of the settlement.

1:24:40 Adam How many parts?

1:24:42 Drew Five or six. Very long. And in three, two, one, go.

1:24:47 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Taryn Manning is back in studio tonight. John Singleton. Steady John Singleton, always in studio.

1:24:58 Drew Here he is. At his post.

1:24:59 Adam He's the, I don't know if I, he's the Gordie Howe of Guess. Gordie Howe. Not too many white hockey players use his reference for black radio guests, but he's Mr. Consistent. Gordie Howe played hockey in his like 50s or something. It is kind of nuts, isn't it?

1:25:18 Drew Yes.

1:25:18 Adam Yeah.

1:25:20 Guest Bobby Hole.

1:25:20 Adam Yeah.

1:25:21 Drew Bobby Hole without a helmet.

1:25:24 Adam You know what I like about hockey? You know how here's you know how hockey is a bizarre sport because hockey made a rule even though everyone else wore helmets, batting helmets, cycling helmets, football helmets, motorcycle helmets. Everyone wore helmets and except for hockey, which is the one sport where you really needed a helmet because here's what you got.

1:25:43 Drew Here's the ultimate logic. Not old hockey players.

1:25:47 Adam Well, those guys really don't that's what I'm saying. They didn't wear helmets. I mean, ice is harder than concrete and the puck is no picnic. If that hits you in the head either, then there's sticks and there's fights. So then they pass a rule like 1984 or something that says, everyone's got to wear a helmet, except for the guys who got in the league before the rule. They don't have to wear a helmet.

1:26:09 Drew That was the rule, yeah. If you're 50, you've got some delicate vessels in your head because you're older. Don't worry about it. You have to wear a helmet.

1:26:16 Adam So for the first 15 years of the helmet rule, was only the guys who got in after 1983 or whatever who were wearing the helmets. The guys who got in the league six months earlier could play their whole career with no helmet. They were grandfathered into the no helmet. I guess you were considered a pussy if you put a helmet on when you didn't have to put a helmet on. So for many years, if anyone remembers, there'd be half the guys who were wearing helmets and the other half weren't wearing helmets.

1:26:44 Guest What's up with that, you know, because they reinstated the whole thing with the hockey, but what's the red line rule?

1:26:49 Adam Oh, I don't think I'm rid of the red line.

1:26:51 Guest What is that?

1:26:52 Adam That's the whole thing. You know you're in trouble in a sport when you cancel a rule and no one knows what the eff it is, you know what I mean? Like in football, in football, if they said, no more extra points, you'd be like, what? What do you mean no more? Everyone knows what an extra point is. Hockey's like, we're getting rid of the orange line, huh? What is that? I don't remember seeing that.

1:27:11 Drew Well, I knew there was a red line there. I never knew what it was for.

1:27:13 Adam Yeah, I know. I've heard the icing call made 7,000 times. I've never once understood. Real no good idea how that's, I think that's like cherry picking in hockey. Well, anyway, thank God hockey's coming back. I can see John and Taryn are elated. Can't wait.

1:27:29 Guest We were playing hockey on Four Brothers.

1:27:31 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:27:32 Guest Mark Wahlberg, Andre Benjamin learned how to play, learned how to skate and play.

1:27:37 Drew Taryn's from a big ice hockey town, Tucson.

1:27:40 Adam Oh, yeah. Well, Taryn in that South Central.

1:27:42 Guest Yeah.

1:27:42 Adam I mean, he always played hockey fanatics.

1:27:44 Guest No, I wasn't a hockey fanatic, but I'm saying we... That's how I got the dudes in Four Brothers to bond, gave them skates and equipment. And we got them, you know, we got some players because everybody up in Toronto, they were out of work, all the hockey players. We got them coaches and they learned how to play hockey.

1:28:00 Drew Interesting.

1:28:01 Adam Yeah, I, you know...

1:28:02 Guest I got the brothers playing hockey in the movie on the skates.

1:28:05 Adam The brothers set their goal on, pardon the pun, on hockey. There's no doubt they'd be kicking Whitey's ass in this matter of months.

1:28:13 Guest The cool thing about it, have you played before? Have you played?

1:28:15 Adam No, I'm from North Hollywood. We don't have possibles.

1:28:18 Guest The cool thing about playing hockey is... You roll your blades. There's so much energy and you get so hot, but then you keep cool because then you're on ice.

1:28:27 Adam Yeah, I always used to, I always played football and it was hot because the sun was beating down on your head. And I always used to be jealous of guys who were like on the swim team or guys who played hockey because at least, no matter how much energy they're expending, you're on a block of ice. You can't get that bad. You know what I mean? That's my whole thing with hockey. Does the goalie need that water bottle sitting on top of the net? He's got to bring his beverage out there with him? You can't stand there for 20 minutes? You don't need to replenish yourself? You're bringing a beverage? What's next? You bring a 12-pack or cooler out there, have a Bota bag around your neck?

1:28:59 Guest The goalie's got the hardest job.

1:29:01 Adam He's got a hard job. So there's a linebacker in football. He doesn't go out there with the soda machine.

1:29:08 Caller You know what I mean?

1:29:10 Adam I don't like that. How would you like it in baseball, the center fielder just standing out there, he's got himself a Coke.

1:29:17 Drew He's sucking on it.

1:29:18 Adam He's sucking on something. It's hot. And people are like, well, it's hot.

1:29:22 Drew Yeah, I know.

1:29:24 Adam It's called sports. Yeah, you're not supposed to bring a beverage out there with you.

1:29:28 Drew We have time for one call.

1:29:29 Adam It sits on top of the goal, too. You go in during the quarter break or whatever. You get a sip of water.

1:29:35 Drew That's the deal. Because it stays cold.

1:29:37 Adam It's free. You're standing on a block of ice. You're going to dehydrate. You're not moving half the time. The pucks go in the other way. If you do move, you got six inches to the right, six inches to the left. You're not doing wind sprints. You need the water out there for. That's all I'm saying, Drew.

1:29:49 Guest There's some serious gear on them.

1:29:51 Adam Yeah, they got the gear, but they can't move it.

1:29:54 Guest If you guys, listeners out there, when you do see four brothers, look closely at the goalie in the scene when they're playing hockey. It's me.

1:30:03 Adam Oh, it is?

1:30:03 Guest Oh, how cute.

1:30:05 Guest I'm going back and forth in the skates.

1:30:07 Adam Jimmy had a brilliant idea one time to take a morbidly obese guy and put him in the goal.

1:30:12 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:30:12 Adam 700 pound dude.

1:30:13 Drew Remember Chris Taylor guy?

1:30:15 Guest Who came up with that?

1:30:16 Drew The wrestler in the 70s. Olympic wrestler in the 70s. Chris Taylor, I think his name was. He weighed about 400 pounds. Yeah. Put him in the goal.

1:30:23 Adam Well, they got guys that go 700, 800 pounds now.

1:30:25 Drew The big one.

1:30:26 Adam Just stuff them in there.

1:30:27 Guest Gosh.

1:30:27 Adam Yeah. Nowhere. Nowhere for the goal to go. You don't have to move. It's like a...

1:30:32 Drew Killed it up.

1:30:33 Caller Yeah.

1:30:33 Adam It's like sticking your thumb in a dike. You don't have to move.

1:30:36 Caller Yeah.

1:30:37 Adam You know what I mean. You know what I mean. Yeah.

1:30:40 Drew Real quick.

1:30:41 Adam Holly?

1:30:42 Drew 19. Holly. Yeah. What's up?

1:30:44 Adam You know what I'm saying.

1:30:47 Drew What's up?

1:30:47 Adam Hello?

1:30:47 Drew Yes.

1:30:47 Adam Here we go. I'm on Windows and stuff.

1:30:49 Guest Make it good.

1:30:50 Adam Holly. 19. Go ahead, baby.

1:30:52 Caller Hi.

1:30:54 Guest I love anal sex. I've never done it with a guy before.

1:30:58 Adam Speaking of the thumb. Yeah.

1:31:00 Guest I've done it with my toys and I love it, but my boyfriend that I have right now, I've tried to talk to him about it and he just doesn't seem into it at all.

1:31:09 Drew Does he know how into it you are?

1:31:10 Adam Drew, you're looking for a nanny, aren't you, for the kids? I'm just saying we're going to get a number off the air.

1:31:15 Drew Sounds like a delight. Have you told him how into it you are?

1:31:20 Guest Yeah. At first, I was just like, I think maybe we could try to be fun and he just didn't sound into it at all.

1:31:27 Drew Well, you're not going to get our guy into it that way. Because if he's not into it, that's not going to take him down that path.

1:31:33 Adam I think it's going to be a tough sell.

1:31:34 Drew But if she says, this is something I am, you'll really, for me, then I think he might go for it. But you have to be very clear about that.

1:31:42 Adam Yeah. There's also the element of possibly, like we're talking about with the masturbatorial call a few minutes back, there's the possibility of freaking the guy out a little bit too. But you can give it a try.

1:31:53 Guest I can masturbate when he's with me and he totally likes it, and sometimes I'll take his fingers and stick him in there. He starts to like it, but then he's like he doesn't really know.

1:32:05 Drew He doesn't know, that's the point.

1:32:07 Adam Okay. Well, he's ambivalent about the anal sex. The jury is still out on the anus.

1:32:15 Caller Yeah.

1:32:15 Guest All right, Holly. Find a guy who likes you. There's plenty of them.

1:32:18 Caller Yeah.

1:32:18 Drew I've got a plan. Thank you.

1:32:21 Adam That's a little more of a plan. Yeah. All right. All right, Holly. Best of luck to you. Mazel tov. You kids. You kids are dynamite. Good luck to you. All right. Dynamite kids calling me. A lot of people have a lot of things to say about this country and its youth. It's calls like that. They give you renewed sense of faith and hope in this country. That's right. They're our future. This is our future right here, buddy. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Well, that's the show. That's the week. I want to thank Taryn and John for coming in here tonight and representing Hustle and Flow out in a theater near you. And then you can look for four brothers coming out in a couple of weeks.

1:33:30 Guest Yes, John? Yeah, three weeks.

1:33:33 Adam And keep an eye out for Taryn's other projects as well. I wanna thank Todd for doing a great job engineering all week long. And of course, Michelle and Anderson, who's out of town, we'll give them thanks anyway. Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Producer Lauren and Producer Ann and phone screener. Who the hell? Trisha. Trisha.

1:33:56 Caller Yeah, baby.

1:33:57 Adam Yeah. And Nick or Vic, who's that? We got too many people working on this.

1:34:01 Guest It's Rick and Prez.

1:34:03 Adam All right. It's a cavalcade of people have GEDs. It's just a circle. I got news on Prez.

1:34:09 Drew I got news on Prez. I was gonna bring it up next week.

1:34:12 Adam He graduates?

1:34:12 Drew He's got a huge career coming up for him, big career move.

1:34:15 Adam All right. And who else am I missing, Drew?

1:34:19 Drew You got it.

1:34:19 Adam That's good enough. Eddie Griffin is coming in next week and Pennywise too.

1:34:23 Caller Look forward to that.

1:34:24 Caller Yeah.

1:34:25 Adam So until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

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Thursday, July 28, 2005