Episode 1000724338037

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:04 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content.

1:07 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

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1:13 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight it's my pleasure to welcome back to the program Ice-T.

1:34 Ice-T What's happening, fellas? What's going down?

1:36 Adam It is it has been a long time, Ice-T.

1:38 Ice-T Yeah, but it's been a long relationship, too.

1:41 Drew We were just reviewing his relationship with Loveline. He's been coming up here for 14 years.

1:45 Adam Yeah, really?

1:46 Drew Yes.

1:46 Ice-T Yeah, before Doc had the triplets.

1:48 Drew Before I was married, before Ricky, before Adam.

1:52 Adam Wow. Yeah. Wow. Oh, yeah.

1:54 Drew You've been here a long time.

1:56 Adam Back in the cop killer days, right?

1:58 Ice-T Pre-cop killer.

1:59 Adam Pre-cop killing days. Wow. Ice-T is, by the way, out here promoting a few things. First, he's going to be on my beloved Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight.

2:09 Drew Oh, nice.

2:09 Adam So check that out at 1206 in the evening. And he's promoting the box set of New Jack City, which comes out on Tuesday.

2:19 Drew It's not really a box set. Is it considered a box set? Well, it's a special edition.

2:22 Adam Special edition.

2:23 Ice-T Special edition, and the second disc has all the behind-the-scenes footage and interviews with myself, Wesley, Chris Rock. And it's, you know, that movie is, you know, one of the movies that kind of went down, you know, especially on the streets as a classic, you know? Right. And, you know, when you're starting to make movies, it was my first movie, and everybody likes to have one classic under their belt, but people can quote words from New Jack City and, you know, keep calling Chris Rock pookie till today.

2:49 Adam I happen to like the one where you were a human prey being chased by Gary Busey.

2:53 Ice-T Surviving the game.

2:54 Adam Surviving the game. Yeah. That's a classic at the Corolla house. When I say the Corolla house, I mean me, not my wife.

3:01 Ice-T Rugger Howards.

3:02 Adam Me and the dog.

3:02 Ice-T Yeah.

3:03 Adam I always like that. The most dangerous prey of all.

3:06 Man.

3:07 Adam Really? Why you give him a 20 minute head start if he's so dangerous?

3:11 Ice-T I didn't have a gun.

3:12 Adam That's what I'm saying. Not so dangerous. The guys have guns. You know what I mean?

3:15 Drew Yeah. If he didn't have a gun, not so dangerous.

3:17 Adam To me, dangerous prey? Rhino.

3:19 Drew Yeah.

3:19 Adam That's dangerous. You gotta work that.

3:21 Drew Cheetah.

3:22 Adam Yeah. Stuff you gotta pull up next to in a truck.

3:23 Drew Yeah.

3:24 Adam Man, you can shoot them from your front porch. You don't have to have anything. Drop a bomb on them.

3:29 Ice-T Exactly.

3:30 Adam The most dangerous prey. But I like the movie, Drew. You should watch the movie. Gary's good. Gary's always good in that. So it's not the box set. It's the re-release of New Jackson.

3:44 Ice-T Re-release. You know, it's Collector's Edition. Like I say, it has film clips, added stuff. And you get to actually see interviews with Wesley now. You know, it's big star. And then you got Chris Rock. You got myself, Mario, and people's talking about the film. But I watched it all the day. And it's it's it's worth the paper. It's something you need to have, you know, in your collection.

4:04 Adam And the film is how many years old now?

4:07 Ice-T Made in 1991.

4:09 Drew Is that crazy?

4:10 Adam Yeah. You're coming on 15 years.

4:12 Drew I was at 99.

4:13 Adam You have it in your new. It's in your brain. It's the new movie.

4:17 Drew Yes.

4:17 Adam Department.

4:18 Drew Yes.

4:18 Adam Yeah. I was thinking I was thinking about that the other day. First off, how many goddamn movies do your kids have to choose from nowadays?

4:25 Drew Oh, it's ridiculous.

4:26 Adam I mean, it seemed like when I was a kid, there were 11 movies. Right. And eight of them were black and white.

4:33 Ice-T Yeah.

4:33 Adam Just you didn't have your choice. You could watch one again, but you couldn't watch. You couldn't watch a new one.

4:40 Ice-T I got 200 channels on my TV and nothing's on. Yeah.

4:43 Adam I just got to keep moving. I know it's crazy. And I'm just thinking our attention span has got to be shot.

4:49 Drew Yeah.

4:49 Adam I can't make it through anything.

4:51 Drew Yeah.

4:52 Adam I just you know, the TiVo. Yeah. You got this TiVo.

4:56 Ice-T TiVo is crazy because when I'm watching the TV and I don't have TiVo, I'm trying to fast forward through the commercials. But I'm not. It feels like it's moving slow.

5:04 Drew You want life to have a TiVo.

5:06 Ice-T You're so right. I wish I could TiVo life.

5:08 Drew Radio life, everything.

5:11 Adam You start doing it to every people. I'll do it to woodland creatures. I'll see an owl fly. Then I'll go, Hey, honey, did you see the deer run across the road? I go, No, I wasn't paying. Hold on. Let me get it back.

5:21 Drew Let me show you.

5:22 Adam Let me get it back.

5:22 Drew Faster.

5:23 Adam Yeah. I fear my death is going to be that way. You know, as whatever's going on, I'm going to be hitting some stupid pause button on my wall. You know, I'm going to stop this. We're going to go back to when I was 18. But you know, you know where it works. So now TiVo, you think of TiVo in radio, you think of TiVo in life, you think of everything. But TV is the hardest one. I was just out of town for three days. I was sitting in a motel room watching TV with three guys and something came on and I was yelling at everybody and I wanted to get it back to show them. And I was angry that there was no TiVo.

5:58 Ice-T Yeah.

5:59 Adam Drew, have your kids learn to work that stuff?

6:01 Drew Are you kidding? I don't think it could do without it.

6:03 Ice-T I think that's one of the greatest inventions. I mean, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I couldn't watch television if it wasn't for TiVo because, you know, nobody's life can be based around a TV guide. You know, the channels you get home, push the button, see what you've collected on your TiVo thing and watch it. But we're here to promote TiVo tonight. We should be getting money from this.

6:23 Adam Yeah, at least at least at least freebie. I mean, here's the thing. Here's the thing, too. Though I wonder, I don't want to get heavy on you guys, but now TiVo is what I'm used to. And instead of being happy with my TiVo, I'm miserable when I go to a hotel and don't have it.

6:39 Drew Oh, yeah.

6:40 Adam You understand?

6:41 Drew Yeah, yeah.

6:42 Adam It's just made me more miserable when I'm away from my TiVo.

6:46 Drew Maybe we need some sort of like a portable device to convert any TV. I think they're working on this, a forward or backward.

6:51 Adam But I just want to get a chip in my head.

6:54 Drew Yeah, yeah.

6:55 Adam So I can close my eyes and see TJ.

6:57 Ice-T Touch one ear and back it up.

6:59 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I want to tell you what the balls do. All right. Where are we, Drew? Take some phone calls. Oh, a couple of things. Couple of things with Ice-T. Yeah, the ringtones. Now, I don't know how these ringtones work. How does it work?

7:11 Ice-T Where's my hair at? Come on. Well, my man's going to come in here and show you what it is. It's like with the new technology, we just got finished talking about TiVo. People now on your ring, on your phone, they found out that you don't have to just have a regular ring. You can put anything.

7:25 Drew You can have Ice-T, be your ring.

7:28 Ice-T So when your phone rings, when I call you, you can have cool stuff happen and it's going down. And they ask me would I be interested to do them? And I say, yeah, I could do some really cool ones. Want to hear one?

7:38 Adam Yeah.

7:38 Ice-T All right. This is what happens when your phone rings. All right.

7:54 Adam Drew, you got to get that for when you're at the hospital.

7:56 Drew I went to the jokes too.

7:59 Adam You need one for your pay joke.

8:00 Ice-T You can get that.

8:01 Adam Oh, you got jokes?

8:02 Drew Yeah.

8:02 Ice-T Here's another con. It is crazy. This is Ice-T. Your mama's so stupid, took the two hours to watch 60 Minutes. Your mama's so stupid, your dad told her was chilly outside. She ran outside with a bowl and a spoon. Your mama's so stupid, I sold her car for gas money. So you can get that. So all you got to do on your phone, right? You text 738-03, no, no, 738-04, that's what you text in. You send that and then put in the code word ice and it's going to open up a menu and you can get my ringtones. And they're all stupid. I even got the kind that validates your life. It'll say, yeah, yeah, pick up the phone. And whoever's in the proximity of this cat, he's the coolest cat that ever lived. And girl, if you're with him, you should make love to him tonight. So I'm going to help any guy out with a ringtone. So this is Ice-T style stuff. It's fun.

8:57 Adam You know, the mom's so stupid with the chili one could also work with mom so fat. You know what I'm saying?

9:04 Ice-T You got fat jokes?

9:05 Adam I don't have any, but I know the brothers like the snaps and the fat mama jokes.

9:09 Ice-T Your mom's so fat, she put on some high heels and struck oil.

9:13 Adam That's right. That's what I'm talking about.

9:17 Drew I'm saying with jokes on rings.

9:18 Adam Hold on. I don't have jokes as I've found out from sitting next to me for 11 years. Lauren?

9:23 Yeah.

9:24 Adam You're 20?

9:25 Caller Yes.

9:26 Adam What's up?

9:27 Not much. I was just listening to the radio and Dr. Drew was saying, talking about homosexuals and well basically-

9:38 Drew Last night.

9:39 I'll just tell you a quick story quick. I've been basically best friends with this.

9:46 Drew I'm going to stop you just so we can put it in context. Kathy Griffin was in here last night.

9:49 Adam I heard a little of it.

9:51 Drew And guess what? The male homosexual came up as a topic and as a caller, interestingly, with Kathy.

9:55 Adam Yes, because she's queen of the gays.

9:57 Drew She is indeed and she knows quite a bit about them. And so this is what Lauren is responding to. She's listening to Minnesota.

10:03 Adam So what are you saying?

10:03 That's basically like what I am. Like I'm just not, for whatever reason, I'm just not comfortable around straight men. Like I'm just kind of put off by them and I'm sexually attracted to gay men. And my best friend, who I've been living with like the past year, we've been having sex like for two years now.

10:24 Drew And he's gay?

10:26 Yeah.

10:26 Adam Wow. He's a horrible home-office. I've been hanging out with you for two years.

10:30 Drew Well, first of all, what's not to like about gay men, as Adam has pointed out, Adam loves the gay.

10:35 Adam Well, I wish I was gay. I've said it many times.

10:37 Drew Many times.

10:38 Adam My wife understands.

10:40 Drew Well, explain.

10:40 Adam Well, I just think, look, I think it would be a better world if the guys were all gay. They recycle these people. They're not into like violent crime. There's no carjackings going on with the gays.

10:52 Drew Get behind causes.

10:53 Adam They get behind causes. They save.

10:55 Drew Extra cash.

10:57 Adam Well, they both work.

10:58 Ice-T Both work.

10:58 Adam Dual income. Neat.

10:59 Ice-T Very neat.

11:00 Adam Neat. What you don't have is a whole bunch of kids with no parents running around filling the prisons up and graffitiing all over the place and mugging old ladies. Where's the gay crime wife? You know what I mean? Once in a while, there's one gay guy who killed Versace. That's the only gay guy that's ever killed anybody. Other than that, they keep to themselves. Their lawns are well manicured. It's not like there's an El Camino up on blocks at the gay household.

11:28 Ice-T That's very true.

11:29 Adam And a sofa rotting out on the front yard. They don't have some pit bull that jumps the fence and mauls your kid.

11:35 Drew Think about Adam with a gay partner, too. He'd be the handy one around the house. The other guy could do the design for him. It'd be great.

11:41 Adam And the other thing is drive through Boys Town. Drive down Santa Monica Boulevard. Pristine. Clean. Pristine. The medium looks like a putting green. It's like Pebble Beach, that place. Palm trees. Nothing. No gum on the sidewalk. No graffiti on the walls. No stray cat. None of those dogs that walk sideways. You know, with the tail tucked in the ass there. Just go down to Santa Monica. That's how. You want to know what the game would be like? It'd be like that. That'd be it. Good coffee everywhere. Smart cocktails. It'd be a good life. Yeah? Yeah.

12:17 Drew So Lauren likes these guys. And here's the problem, Lauren. The reality is, though, that that's kind of a... On one hand, it's a safe way to go, because you know it's a guy that's never going to be available to you. On the other hand, it suggests that sort of something up with you.

12:32 Adam How could she only be attracted to gay men?

12:34 Drew What does that mean, as we sort of figure out?

12:36 Adam You can tell by looking at them? I mean, I can tell, but you can tell by looking at them?

12:41 Well, it's just partly that. I don't know what it is. I just feel really comfortable around them. Whenever I'm around straight guys, for whatever reason, I know it sounds weird, but I almost feel like even when I'm just around them, I'm just getting raped. I don't know how to explain it.

12:57 Drew Well, were you somehow treated badly by men growing up?

13:01 Well, that's another question I kind of had. I don't know, a lot of the things that I do, and I've listened to the show a lot, and almost all the time when there's someone that's been sexually abused, I qualify for everything, like textbook. I swear, I have the brain of someone that was sexually abused.

13:21 Drew Maybe you were someone who was sexually abused. I just don't remember.

13:25 Is that really?

13:26 Adam I don't know. Is your dad a weirdo? Where's your dad?

13:28 No, no, no. My family is just total. I grew up, and my parents have been married for 30 years. My family is just awesome. And I really was never-

13:38 Adam All right. Well, look, here's the thing. Then hopefully you grow out of it. She's 20.

13:44 Drew Yeah. She's got to maybe do some treatments to talk to somebody. But the fact is, if you can't be comfortable around heterosexual males, you're never going to have a relationship.

13:53 Adam Well, she's been banging around with this guy for two years who's allegedly gay.

13:57 Drew Well, but the point is, this is like-

13:58 Adam It's got to be Lee Spy.

13:59 Drew Yeah, but it's bye-bye to Lauren, is really the by-part. He's leaving the door open to go have a relationship.

14:04 Adam Well, let me ask this. Ice-T, you have children?

14:08 Ice-T Yeah.

14:09 Adam How many do you have?

14:10 Ice-T Two.

14:11 Adam I was just talking to my buddies over the weekend, really starting to decide, or at least I am, that people just come out of the womb and they're just different.

14:19 Drew They're from one another.

14:21 Adam From one another. And I know if somebody gets abused physically or emotionally or sexually, it's going to have an impact. But I'm really starting to think that you have a couple of boys, one of them's into sports, the other one isn't. One of them's into music, the other one isn't. One's a good student, the other is good mechanically. One wants to turn wrenches all day, the other wants to practice the violin for no good reason.

14:42 Drew Yeah. That's how the brain works.

14:44 Adam Yeah. And it starts showing itself about 15 months into their life.

14:48 Drew The only place though where those kinds of things, those innate sort of constitutional qualities are not so prominent is in relationships. Because relationships are all about templates you've grown up with.

14:59 Adam Yeah.

15:00 Drew And so you start, the templates where the craziness comes out.

15:03 Adam Right.

15:03 Drew Whatever craziness you have when you're grown up becomes craziness in your relationship.

15:07 Adam So what you're saying is, is Ice-T has two sons.

15:11 Ice-T I have a son and a daughter.

15:12 Adam I knew it. Just going out on a limb. He's got a son and a daughter. Okay. Drew, you have two sons.

15:17 Drew Yeah.

15:18 Adam All right.

15:18 Drew Very different.

15:19 Adam Very different. One of them is in the sports, the other is in the music, whatever. One is good with language, the other is...

15:25 Drew They learn differently, whatever. One is math.

15:27 Adam Yeah. All right. Point is, is one gay, one bi. The point is, is when it comes to relationships, they'll be the same to the degree of their, from a health standpoint.

15:40 Drew Yes. Right. They should be very similar.

15:42 Adam God willing.

15:42 Drew God willing. Yes.

15:44 Adam You and your crazy wife have provided a positive template for them.

15:47 Drew A crazy template.

15:48 Adam Yes.

15:49 Ice-T Well, I could say something, though, like, okay, my boy, right, is straight. I mean, he's playing baseball. He doesn't show any signs that he's gay. I mean, I, you know, you never know. But he don't want to, if he's listening, I know you're straight. You know, he's like, oh, daddy, daddy.

16:04 Drew Friends are going to kick his butt.

16:05 Ice-T Every day he's like, girls, girls, girls, girls. I mean, you know. Yeah. But my daughter had basically had, you know, what do you call a gay relationships with females? You know what I'm saying? But as a father, that didn't affect me in the least. That's a good scenario because it's my daughter. But I know if it was my son, it probably would have bothered me because it would have dealt with my manhood. Yeah. So, you know, parents have to deal with these things. They'll deal with them totally different, especially a man will deal with it differently.

16:32 Adam Well, a man does not want to see a penis enter the life of their child.

16:37 Drew Any child.

16:38 Adam Any child.

16:39 Ice-T Oh, so we like the fact that my daughter might not be with the girl.

16:42 Adam I'm saying, not bad.

16:44 Ice-T That's how Coco is. That's how my wife is about her dogs.

16:47 Adam Yeah.

16:48 Ice-T She has two gay Labrador retrievers. She does not want any boys around them, period. They hump and they do all kinds of crazy stuff in front of us. She's like, that's good. That's good. Stay together, you guys. She's promoting animal homosexuality.

17:04 Adam My female lab was humping my wife the other night. I was thinking, wow, I thought I was mixed up. Yeah. No, it's so true that as males, for our children, all we want is the absence of penis.

17:19 Ice-T Can I ask the little girl something, though? I got a question as far as what she was saying. Okay, so she likes this guy who's gay. How would she feel if that guy left her for a guy?

17:31 Drew Which she will do eventually.

17:33 Adam Well, he has to if he's gay. Lauren?

17:36 Yeah.

17:36 Drew I contend that that's what she's counting on.

17:38 Adam Yes, because she's scared of intimacy.

17:42 I know it sounds crazy, but I'm in love with him. I'm like, I don't know how to, it's so-

17:47 Adam That's not gonna keep him around, though.

17:48 It's an awful situation I'm in. Like, it just sucks because it's just like, and he's only been with one guy since I've-

17:55 Drew Yeah, but Lauren, why are you gonna put yourself in a position where the only thing you get to experience in a relationship is longing for the other person?

18:02 Adam Yeah, not to mention a dusting of Hep C. Yeah. Because this guy's out doing his thing.

18:08 I don't know, I just, I don't know.

18:10 Drew But we'll think about that. Why only unavailable men? Why men that are unavailable?

18:15 Adam Yeah, you're saying you're only attracted to gay men just means you're only attracted to unavailable men. It's like the chicks are only attracted to married men. They're just unattracted, they're attracted to unavailable men.

18:26 Drew It's just.

18:27 Adam Yeah, it's the exact same thing. You don't know, you don't know from 10 feet away where the guy's married, if his hands are in his pocket. You don't know if the guy's married or not. You don't know if the guy's gay or not. The fact that you're attracted to him just means you're attracted to someone who's unavailable. That's what you got to look at.

18:41 Ice-T Maybe she's attracted to the different vibe that a gay guy kicks off. You know, like more sensitive and all that.

18:48 Drew No, that's all, that's all saying. That's good, that's the good part of what she's doing. But the bad part is she needs to find a guy who's actually heterosexual with those qualities and that's the part she's not looking for.

18:56 Ice-T Have you ever met a guy like that?

18:57 Adam I got rid of her. Tired of talking to her. Let me say this about the gays. This is about guys in general.

19:03 Ice-T Speak on it.

19:05 Adam I was hanging out with my dentist a couple days back. Hanging out with your dentist? Well, I had to go over there and talk to him about doing some implant thing. But the point is, this guy's goddamn teeth were so white, I couldn't see. I had to, you know, it was like he opened his mouth. It was like the sun was coming out of his mouth. And I realized my teeth look gray compared to this guy.

19:26 Drew Yes.

19:26 Adam And then I also realized the more people that get their teeth whiten, the yellower my teeth look.

19:31 Drew Yes.

19:32 Adam It's like what chicks complain about with boob jobs.

19:34 Drew Yes.

19:34 Adam Everyone used to just get what they got. And most women don't have a D cup. Well, when every chick around you gets an implant and gets a D cup, now you're B plus, not looking so good. Right?

19:44 Drew It's game on.

19:45 Adam It's game on. I've realized this with guys between the teeth whitening, which used to be, look, here's the deal. Susan Anton got her teeth whitened. She was a big TV star in the 70s. She was a chick. She had blonde hair. Guys didn't get their teeth whiten. Guys didn't get the hair removed from their chest and their back. Guys didn't get liposuction. Guys didn't get spray on tan. Guys didn't get all the crap they got now that makes them look good in a pair of swim trunks. And 30 years younger. Now it's game on.

20:09 Ice-T It's game on.

20:10 Adam So I'm standing next to these guys with my hairy ass and my gray teeth looking like some kind of slobs. You know what I mean? Yes. It's totally relative.

20:20 Drew Well, this is what the women have been complaining about for 20 years with plastic surgery.

20:22 Adam Screw them. Now it's a problem. My teeth are yellow because everyone else's teeth are so white.

20:29 Yeah.

20:30 Adam I mean, people on TV, and it used to just be people on TV. Now everybody got their teeth whiten. And it's obnoxious and it's a total relative thing. Yeah. You just don't, it's like, here's what it was. Guys in the 50s, the old bodybuilder guys, a guy had a little gut and a vein in his arm. He was a Mr. Universe. Now steroids, tanning, all the supplements. The guy looks, that's the new, that's how the bar. New standard. That's the new standard. The guy who was the king of the beach in 1956 wouldn't even make a second runner up or third runner up. And today's guy wouldn't even go out.

21:07 Drew Wouldn't even be in the competition, right?

21:09 Adam Barsman, right? This is what's going on with the teeth and the hair and the shaving and the plucking and all that. Yes, all that stuff. So my point is, is guys, we're spinning out of control.

21:19 Drew Let's bring it back.

21:20 Adam Let's bring it back. Let's reel it in a little bit. Let's stop spending so much time at the gym. Stop spending so much money on your teeth. Stop the plucking. Stop the waxing. Stop the shaving. If we all just got a hairy and a gut and gray teeth, then we'd all be the same and they'd have to make a decision.

21:37 Drew You live on the coast where that kind of crap is going on. The rest of the country doesn't know what the hell you're talking about.

21:41 Adam Well, we got to get out to Wisconsin or something.

21:43 Drew Yeah, where people are people. Men are men.

21:44 Ice-T And your teeth will look so bright in Wisconsin.

21:47 Adam I'm just saying I want to stand next to the-

21:49 Drew I'm going to give you some cheese fries with mayonnaise.

21:51 Ice-T Yes.

21:52 Adam You have extra mayo. Is there any way of injecting the mayo into the cheese or no? Okay. Well, then give me a side of mayo, a side of cheese.

22:00 Drew And chili.

22:00 Adam And some chili. And yeah. And so the guy, I was thinking like, here's the guys. Remember, I was thinking, remember the guy who was accused of setting up the bomb in Atlanta at the Olympics, Richard-

22:14 Caller Yes.

22:15 Drew He's been on the lam?

22:16 Adam Yeah. No, Rudolph is the guy they caught.

22:19 Caller Right, right, right.

22:20 Adam He's been on the lam. The- Richard is the guy, the security guard that they thought-

22:26 Drew Oh, the first guy.

22:26 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What's his name, Anderson? Richard Jewell. Yeah. Pink cheek, double chin, gray teeth. That's what I'm looking for. That's the guy I want to hang out with. Now Lorenzo Lamas over here. You know what I mean? And what's up with guys too? Is everyone on steroids? Like you turn on MTV, they go down to like the beach house. There's a bunch of guys standing around. They're 19. They got no waist. Yeah. White guys with no waist. They used to be the domain of the black man. The no hips, the no waist. Now white guys no waist, like they're having a bone removed or something. They got their trunk cinched up. There's nothing down there, just a six pack and they're huge arms. Just every guy's got like 19 inch guns on him and a big cleft in the chin and they're all tan and they're, what's going on?

23:10 Drew Steroids.

23:11 Adam Is that what it is?

23:11 Drew It must be.

23:12 Adam We're all the ugly people. Are we just eliminating ugly people at birth now? Or is it like some sort of crazy Nazi plan where all the ugly people are going?

23:21 Drew Mess me, Adam. What are you going to say? It's got to be something.

23:23 Adam I'm just saying go turn on the real world. There's like five guys on the real world. All their arms are bigger than their chest. It hangs out.

23:30 Ice-T But that's what they cast in though. You know what I'm saying? That's not, everybody didn't show up. They looked like that.

23:35 Adam The other thing, by the way, but they all look like Howie Long did when he was 17.

23:39 Drew They, more people get the workout idea. What's necessary to build up.

23:44 Adam All right, well how about a little cardio work and stop doing the curls?

23:47 Drew All right. Just saying.

23:49 Adam Every guy's got a set of guns on him now. I don't like it.

23:53 Drew I know. We're going to use some lipo and a spray on tan. You'll feel much better.

23:58 Adam Spray on tan.

24:00 Ice-T Oh man, it's a lot of hate going on.

24:03 Adam I don't like it. It's relative.

24:05 Drew I see. Don't worry about that kind of thing.

24:07 Adam No. Well, here's the thing.

24:09 Ice-T I mean, he's feeling this. I'm loving it when I like hearing people express themselves. Make it down.

24:14 Adam Well, I'm just disgusted all the guys. And see, now women think hair on a guy is disgusting.

24:20 Drew Yes.

24:20 Adam When they used to just think, well, that's what a guy looks like. When a guy takes his shirt off, you're going to find a little hair on the guy's chest, maybe a little on his shoulder. Now everyone's had it removed. So I look like a pig when I take my shirt off.

24:30 Drew A boar. Be fair.

24:32 Adam A boar.

24:33 Drew A wild boar.

24:34 Adam Women are disgusted to see hair on a man now.

24:36 Drew On your ass like that.

24:39 Adam Maybe Drew's right. Ice-T in the studio tonight. New Jack City is re-release with the DVD set, the new collector's edition DVD set out August 23rd.

24:52 Ice-T Tomorrow?

24:55 Adam We will also on Jimmy Kimmel tonight and we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

25:03 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

25:04 Caller Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

25:07 Caller Loveline is brought to you by Playboy.

25:31 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew.

25:34 Drew Indy car with the first turbo thing on it.

25:36 Ice-T Yeah.

25:36 Adam Oh, that car.

25:37 Drew Yeah.

25:37 Adam I thought you meant Richard Petty's.

25:39 Ice-T No, no, no, no.

25:39 Adam SDP car. I just have a little conversation spill over onto the air. Otherwise, we might forget about it. I might be able to finish when we're walking to the bathroom. Ice-T is in studio tonight.

25:51 Ice-T Yeah.

25:52 Adam Always good to see you. I see you got a few things to plug. New Jack City, the collector's edition is coming out 14 years older, but coming out tomorrow, August 23rd. Going to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. And also got the ringtones.

26:11 Ice-T Wild ringtones.

26:12 Drew Wild ringtones. Best for you.

26:14 Adam Oh, and all that stuff.

26:15 Drew Tuesdays at 10, NBC.

26:16 Adam Busy man. You live in Los Angeles?

26:18 Ice-T No, actually I moved to New York City when I started doing Law and Order Special Victims Unit. I went out there to do four episodes. Now I'm on my seventh season. So I'm just, you know, I'm a New Yorker now for.

26:29 Adam But you grew up out here.

26:31 Ice-T Yeah, definitely. West Coast.

26:32 Adam How is how's the adjustment?

26:34 Ice-T I don't like the winter. You know what I'm saying? I'm not into the cold weather.

26:37 Drew You're from there, though.

26:38 Ice-T Yeah, I was born in Newark, New Jersey, but I've been out here ever since I was, you know, in junior high school. But I'm not really cut for that cold weather and stuff. But, you know, you got to, you know, go where it's happening for you. And right now, you know, it's a good gig, and I'm enjoying it.

26:51 Drew Lotta Order is written by Neil Baer, right?

26:53 Ice-T Yeah, Neil Baer, a pediatrician.

26:55 Drew Yeah, really a super smart guy. Exactly.

26:58 Ice-T He started working on ER.

27:00 Drew Yes, but he started when he was a resident. He was doing that.

27:03 Adam Did you know him?

27:04 Drew I know him. He's just, he's smart.

27:06 Adam Should have sucked up to him a little bit, Drew.

27:08 Drew Oh, back then? No, I didn't know him back then. I would have sucked up to him.

27:10 Ice-T Yeah, Neil's a good guy.

27:12 Drew Good guy, yeah.

27:13 Adam It'd be nice if we just had some sort of label that you knew who to suck up to. You know what I mean when you're in high school, junior high, college, whatever.

27:21 Drew With a tattoo or something that you know. Fair lips and a shoulder.

27:23 Adam No, I just mean like, you know these guys that claim they're psychics and they say, oh, I see a purple aura around you. I can see, I just look at certain people, I see a certain aura. I wish I'd see like a brown aura around someone, so I know the brown knows them. You know what I mean? And I know people feel that way with me, because I grew up in North Hollywood and I had a lot of friends and people used to abuse me.

27:41 Drew Yeah.

27:41 Adam And now I got money and I got some TV shows. They wish they'd seen my brown aura.

27:46 Drew Yeah. They just thought that was just what they were doing to the brown.

27:49 Adam Oh, I used to get abused by everybody. Now they're paying.

27:52 Ice-T That's right. They gotta pay.

27:53 Adam You know the ones who really should have sucked up to me, Drew?

27:55 Drew The teachers.

27:56 Caller Family.

27:58 Adam They're paying the heaviest price. They should have known to suck up.

28:01 Drew Yes, yes.

28:02 Adam Yeah, dad should have done some sucking up.

28:04 Caller All right.

28:05 Caller Edward?

28:07 Hello?

28:08 Adam Teachers too, but family first. Yeah, you're right. You're 18?

28:12 Caller Yes.

28:12 Adam What's up?

28:14 Caller Okay, this is going to sound really freaky. Well, at least stupid anyway. But I have a girlfriend.

28:20 Caller She's 20. She's a little older than me.

28:22 Caller We've been together a long time.

28:22 Drew Turn your radio down, please.

28:24 Caller Oh, sorry. We work great in every way. Everything's fine, except that see, she's really into porn. And I'm not at all.

28:37 Adam What's going on in the background? Is that us in the background?

28:40 Caller Yeah, only turn the radio down.

28:41 Adam All right.

28:43 Ice-T Did we tell you that? Turn that radio down, man.

28:45 Adam Yes, we did. But you know what? I don't think they listen to us. I think we don't have an authoritative enough force.

28:52 Drew I want to record it, but I see just stand that.

28:54 Ice-T Turn the damn radio down, stupid.

28:55 Drew I want to play it while people are on hold. That's what I want to play. Turn your radio off.

29:01 Adam Yeah, but it doesn't sound as good as when he said he was doing it.

29:04 Drew He puts the fool on the end of it works though.

29:06 Adam Right.

29:06 Ice-T Turn the damn radio off, stupid.

29:08 Adam That's good. Now give, hey, what did Dr. Drew just tell you?

29:12 Ice-T Hey, didn't you hear my man Dr. Drew? You want me to come up in there? Just turn the damn radio down, man. Stop playing.

29:17 Adam That's good. Give me your mother f-ing shoes. Give me your shoes. That's me doing my scared straight impersonation. I miss scared straight.

29:28 Ice-T His girl likes porno.

29:30 Adam Forget about that. I want to see scared straight.

29:32 Drew No, no. Let's talk about it. Come on. Where was he?

29:35 Adam You know the thing about scared straight is forget about scaring the kids, the young kids in trouble off of a life of crime or gangs or whatever. I liked it from an entertainment standpoint.

29:45 Drew You just thought it was funny.

29:46 Adam I like to see 13-year-old gangbangers start crying and stuff when the guy pops his eyeball out and throws it at them. Edward?

29:53 Caller Yes.

29:54 Drew Here we go.

29:55 Adam So go ahead.

29:56 Caller Okay. Okay. I got a 20-year-old girlfriend. She's very much into porn. I am very much not. And she's been trying to get me into it. She's away right now. She's in Texas. She's visiting some relatives or some friends or I don't know. And she wants to, because I never had sex with her. And we've been together a while, but she wants to, you know, step it up and take it to the next level. And I'm really apprehensive about that because, you know, that involves porn and stuff. And I just can't do it, man. It's freaking me out. And everything around, it's like the general consensus is that, you know, a guy is well-porned and stuff. And I can't.

30:32 Adam Hold on. Is it me or her? Let's try to evaluate this.

30:35 Drew It got bogus.

30:37 Adam Well, it was sort of confused and sort of virgin guy in over his head. And then is it me or her at the end made it bogus?

30:43 Drew Right, exactly. So now, so he's got to confess if it is. Let's go with that.

30:48 Adam Edward, do you understand the bylaws of the Geneva Convention of Boguacity?

30:55 Drew For the Loveline radio show.

30:56 Adam If we call you bogus, you must admit bogus. Otherwise, you'll be hit by bus tomorrow.

31:02 Caller Say again?

31:03 Adam We say this is a bogus call.

31:06 Caller Oh, I'm sorry. I don't, it's not, but.

31:09 Drew All right, well we'll go with it.

31:10 Adam That still remains bogus in my mind.

31:12 Caller We'll go with anything, man.

31:14 Drew All right, here's the deal. Why are there several different issues you bring up? That's one reason we're confused and consider it sort of bogus.

31:21 Adam What have you done with her?

31:22 Drew I want to know how far you've gotten. One was you don't want to watch porn with her, fine. The other was you don't want to have sex with her, which is a completely unrelated issue.

31:30 Caller No, no, no, I would like to have sex with her.

31:32 Drew You a Mormon?

31:33 Caller No, God, no, no, I would love to have sex with her, that would be fine, but she's kind of scaring me. I've been avoiding it.

31:42 Adam Yeah, why? Most guys don't shy away from sex.

31:45 Caller Yeah, yeah, well, I know, don't make me feel like a freak, man.

31:50 Adam Are you a virgin?

31:51 Caller Yes.

31:52 Drew All right. Well, then she's maybe, it sounds bogus.

31:56 Adam It still feels bogus to me.

31:57 Drew But be that as it may, so she's a little much for your first time out, so maybe she's not for you.

32:01 Adam Why is she interested in him? That's the question.

32:04 Caller Well, that's the, that's the way, I said we work, we work on other levels, man. I mean, that's the one place where it gets shaking, gets weird. And it's like, I am, cause I, I like communication, okay? I'm off for openness cause I try to ask questions and stuff, but she, she kind of shies away from direct things, kind of what it was. I don't know.

32:23 Drew I just hear Mason Jar. I just hear Mason Jar coming.

32:26 Adam I think it's, it's bogus, but here's the deal. If it's not, you're in over your head. If you're 18 and you're a virgin and she's 20 and she's from Texas and she's got a stiff porn habit, you're in way over your head. You have no idea how chaotic this may be.

32:40 Drew Maybe that's what your sort of your instincts are telling you. This woman is sort of troubled or problem or going to be quite a dangerous ride for you. It may not be the right person for you right now.

32:48 Ice-T Simple as that.

32:50 Drew I guess it's Mason Jar.

32:52 Adam It's so bogus, Edward. Please tell us this is bogus so we can sleep tonight.

32:58 Caller It's not. I don't want to just let go. I mean, what you say makes sense, I mean.

33:08 Adam Alright, alright. Look, here's the deal. Do not get her pregnant.

33:16 Caller That would be pretty jacked up.

33:18 Adam Yeah, well you will have a crazy... Here's the thing. She's the kind of chick that's not going to be on birth control, not going to tell you to wear a condom. You will get her pregnant. Alright, now you're freaking me out with that ghoulish laugh of yours. Alright, listen, Edward, please. Do you smoke a ton of weed?

33:36 Caller I smoke nothing, man. I drink a lot, but that's it.

33:40 Ice-T Hey, Edward, can I ask you a question? Have you ever watched porno?

33:46 Caller Well, back when this first kind of came up...

33:49 Ice-T I mean, by yourself.

33:51 Caller Yes, right now, yes.

33:53 Drew Right now you're watching porno.

33:54 Adam No, wait a minute. Edward, listen to me clearly. I swear to God Almighty, if this is a bogus call and you don't admit to it, I ain't into God. I'm into the great magnet. You're gonna get crushed by dump truck tomorrow. Do you understand me? I will give you the stink eye and put a pox on you, and you will have horrible karma for the rest of your goddamn life if you don't admit this is bogus right now.

34:18 Caller Adam, believe me, I would not call up and wait for 20 freaking minutes on hold to BS you, man. I don't know what to do, though, because it's hard to talk about with people, because they do like that. They say stuff like that.

34:31 Adam Okay, listen, here are the main beats. Tell her you're not into porno, but you're into sex.

34:36 Ice-T But he watches porno while he's by himself.

34:38 Adam He just said he didn't like porno. This kid is schizoid. He's all over the road. Yeah. He's like a trunk driver on Black Ice. Yeah.

34:48 Ice-T I think he's over his head this step back. If you're a virgin, she's a 20-year-old porn fiend. Back off.

34:53 Adam Hold on. Black Ice, not a bad rap name.

34:55 Ice-T Not bad.

34:56 Adam Yeah. Black Ice. Black Ice. They have Black Ice. You know what I mean?

34:59 Ice-T It's kind of cold.

35:00 Adam Yeah. Edward? Out on DVD tomorrow and Jimmy Kimmel live tonight. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

35:08 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

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35:28 Caller Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

35:31 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. Not just Loveline, the best of Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew. Don't bother calling because you ain't going to get us. So, enjoy a little of the best of Loveline. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Melina Clark is here tonight. She's the bewitching redhead from the OC.

36:01 Drew And I'm still a little bewitched myself. Did you play a hand in your husband's death?

36:07 Caller You know, this is a good question because when I read the script, it has Julie stealing half of his ambien and and putting his drink and I thought, okay, that's a keeper to me.

36:21 Adam I've got a wife crush up drugs and put them in my drink.

36:24 Caller I thought, now is she actually going to try and kill him? Obviously, you could technically OD or just have him sleep through turning in the divorce papers.

36:34 Caller Right.

36:35 Drew True. How many?

36:36 Caller She reneged.

36:37 Drew You were so worked up, it looked like it was an attempted murder.

36:40 Caller Oh, she was definitely that desperate.

36:42 Adam How many Ambien would it take to knock you down or would it?

36:45 Drew It's hard to die of an Ambien overdose.

36:47 Caller That's what I said because I tried. No.

36:52 Drew Adam can tell you.

36:53 Caller I heard a story of a professional athlete who had tried to commit suicide over 20, 30 and just woke up a couple of days later.

37:02 Drew Right. It's hard to overdose on that drug, but you could and also you could put him to sleep and push him to the pool.

37:08 Adam Right.

37:08 Caller There's all kinds of things. She definitely did not want to be a murderer and that was it.

37:16 Adam You mean Julie. Julie. Say talk about your character.

37:19 Caller Like it's me.

37:20 Adam I just say Julie when they're in Berlin. Yeah, it's awesome.

37:24 Drew She wouldn't really want to.

37:25 Caller No, it's never just Julie. It's Julie Cooper.

37:27 Adam Yeah, Julie Cooper.

37:27 Caller Or Julie Cooper-Nickel.

37:29 Adam Julie Cooper-Nickel would not do that. I do that on this show. Adam would make a fart joke, but not a diarrhea joke.

37:36 Drew Masturbation joke, but not a diarrhea joke.

37:38 Adam Adam wouldn't make it.

37:40 Drew He wouldn't.

37:40 Caller Yeah.

37:42 Adam All right. Let's talk to Samara. And then I want to talk to Rebecca. It doesn't work. Okay, let's see. Samara?

37:53 Caller Yeah.

37:54 Adam You don't want to. I know it's upsetting. You can drink and vote and be eligible for the draft or something. It doesn't want a boyfriend to give you oral sex.

38:05 Caller Hates it.

38:08 Caller No. I have a problem with it. Like, I just start to cry.

38:12 Caller Uh-oh.

38:14 Caller Yeah.

38:15 Caller What happened?

38:16 Caller Well, like, I've been in a relationship with them for, like, three years. And we've been, like, sexually active for about a year and a half. And I can't have him give me oral sex. I just start to cry. But it all goes back to, like, when I was young.

38:30 Adam Speak up, Samara.

38:32 Caller Okay. Apparently, there's a rumor in my family that one of my uncles, like, that molested me. But there's no proof.

38:41 Drew Well, the proof is your behavior currently. That sort of fits with that.

38:45 Caller Yeah. I kind of figured that, but...

38:47 Adam And by the way, there's not usually, you know, surveillance footage of people getting molested. You just know you were molested because you got molested.

38:55 Caller I was very young. I think I was, like, one or two.

38:59 Adam Well, let me... Let's just try to... First off, the fact that there are rumors in the family that a other family member molested you means you got a crappy family no matter what, whether there was molestation or not. Yeah.

39:11 Caller Yeah, I knew that.

39:13 Adam All right, we'll try to figure this out. Yes, you're acting like somebody who was molested. You sound, your voice tonally sounds like someone who's molested. What's going on with the rest of your family? Your brothers and sisters?

39:24 Caller I have a younger sister. She's like 10 and 11. She's fairly young. But the rest of my family is kind of messed up also.

39:35 Drew All right, so what would you like us to help you with?

39:40 Caller Why is it that I can't have them do that?

39:42 Drew Because it gives you flashbacks, or at least emotional flashbacks to the trauma.

39:48 Caller Even if I don't know, like...

39:50 Drew Even if you don't have actual visual memory of it, there's sort of a visceral memory, there's sort of a memory left behind in your body memory, let's say.

40:00 Adam Now, by the way, let me tell you, when you say visceral, most our listeners think of that part of the steak that you pull out of your mouth to chew it up, to give it to the dog.

40:11 Drew Gristle.

40:12 Adam You can't really eat it. I don't know. I just think they would think of that. I'm going to go with that. Samantha?

40:20 Caller Samara.

40:22 Adam Oh, Samara. Sorry.

40:24 Drew Savannah.

40:25 Adam I saw it called Samantha.

40:26 Drew But that's an interesting.

40:27 Adam Samara. Samantha. Do we need both? Okay. Do you know what visceral means?

40:33 Caller Yeah.

40:35 Adam I knew it.

40:36 Drew These phones. These phones keep going. They've got to fix these phones. All right.

40:39 Adam Anyway, I don't know if she said yes or no.

40:41 Drew Okay. All right.

40:42 Adam All right. What does it mean?

40:44 Caller Excuse me?

40:46 Adam All right. Let's just keep moving on, Dr. Drew.

40:48 Drew Yes.

40:49 Adam All right. Therapy, baby. Your family's a mess. How about some therapy?

40:53 Drew Or how about just avoiding those things he finds upsetting?

40:55 Adam Let him give you oral sex and you get used to it.

40:58 Caller But I start to cry.

40:59 Adam All right. But eventually you dry up and he's able to.

41:03 Drew Or you avoid that particular action. That's the one that has such a disturbing sort of reaction.

41:09 Caller How does he feel about it?

41:11 Caller Yeah, we do. He's understanding. He watches it.

41:17 Adam Yeah.

41:17 Drew I can just imagine if that were you.

41:19 Adam Yeah, here's how that conversation would go.

41:20 Drew Go ahead and start explaining it to me.

41:22 Adam Yeah, yeah, okay. Enough said.

41:25 Drew No, no, seriously. I feel so bad that you can't. But I really want you to be...

41:31 Adam Hey, all is forgiven.

41:36 Drew Yeah.

41:39 Adam That's on you, right?

41:40 Drew What, that's what, if you do it to me?

41:42 Adam Yeah, yeah. If I can't do it to you, right?

41:44 Drew Right, if she can do it to you.

41:45 Adam Ah.

41:47 Caller Loveline on the world famous gear rock.

42:02 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Ice-T, isn't that easy, as Dr. Drew would say. He stars in a little something called New Jack City, which is out on DVD. It's re-released on DVD. It's got all the commentary and all the behind the scenes stuff. And it's a collector's edition. And for, I don't know, 13, 15 bucks, definitely a must for every avid movie fan. Also, Ice-T is going to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. And also, he's got the ringtones.

42:38 Ice-T Bananas.

42:39 Adam You can, now what do you do? You go 7304?

42:43 Ice-T Yeah, you dial 73804. You text that. And then it'll ask for a word. You put in Ice. And then it'll just open up a menu. And you can get all kind of your momma jokes and crazy stuff on there. Change your life, basically.

42:57 Adam I'll tell you, if I was in junior high and somebody had a cell phone and it rang and Ice-T's voice was on it, we would all have been like stunned natives. And he would have been like the leader of our tribe. What is this device you call a cell phone, sir? And they'd be like, yeah, I'm talking to one of my buddies right now. He's at home. We'd be like, I'd be waving around trying to find the wire. Where is this wire?

43:22 Drew Where is Mr. T? Mr. Ice-T, he should be in there somewhere in the phone.

43:25 Adam Mr. T. No, we would have thought he was Mr. T. That's the only T we knew back then.

43:29 Ice-T That's right.

43:30 Adam Yeah, Earl Grey. Yeah, we didn't know any other T's, Mr. T. All right. Where are we?

43:38 Drew Here we go, Line 6.

43:40 Adam Could you imagine?

43:41 Drew I just want to take a call for Ice-T.

43:43 Adam You know who had the phone? You know who had a phone? The president. He had one in his car and Dan Tanner from Vegas.

43:49 Drew With a huge shoulder strap you have to carry it with.

43:51 Adam Yeah. Oh, yeah. Listen, you didn't carry, you didn't have a phone unless you were on official business.

43:57 Drew Yeah. It was like a huge walkie-talkie.

43:59 Adam Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. Even watching movies from the 80s when you see people running for pay phones, it seems bizarre.

44:05 Ice-T Yeah.

44:06 Adam Your kids, I don't know if they can make heads or tails of that.

44:08 Drew The whole pay phone thing. Coins? Co-operated telephones?

44:12 Ice-T What would Superman have done if it was cell phones?

44:14 Adam Yeah, I know. No place to change. It's true. It's a good point.

44:18 Drew Line five.

44:18 Adam Oh, I never thought about the Superman thing. Tony?

44:22 Caller Hey, how's it going fellas?

44:23 Adam 27. What's up?

44:25 Caller Hey, I just want to say I'm a long time listener of the show and Adam, you are the man. And I don't mean like the man that like, that's here to corrupt us. I mean the man who's like the cool, the coolest guy on the planet.

44:35 Adam Thanks Tony. You have a question for Ice-T?

44:38 Caller Yes, I do. Hey, how's it going Ice-T?

44:40 Ice-T What's up boss? What's happening?

44:42 Caller I just want to tell you man, squeeze the trigger. It's like my all-time favorite track. There's not been a track that's been like it in my opinion. It's the best hip-hop track that was ever laid.

44:54 Ice-T Thank you very much.

44:55 Caller My question for you is like, what's your take on hip-hop nowadays? Because I know it's not like how it used to be, and I know that's just times are changing and everything. But someone like you, who always had meaning in his words and all that, you listen to the music nowadays, it's like, oh how I got all this bling and all these women.

45:20 Adam All right, what do you think?

45:22 Ice-T Basically I think what's happened is the shock value to hip-hop has kind of diminished. When we came out, myself, two live crew, two short, NWA, we were screaming and it scared the hell out of the United States of America. People were really, really scared. Okay, here we are 20 years later, 50 Cent comes out and you're like, I know 50 Cent. I mean, he's kind of like Snoop and people are just familiar with it and it's pop. I mean, this stuff is dance music. It doesn't have the danger. It doesn't have the edge. I don't know if it's better, but as a whole boss, I'm just really happy hip-hop is still around. I mean, I'm 23 years in the game and it wouldn't have done me any good for it to be over by now. So I'm glad that people are still doing it.

46:06 Adam Well, it's interesting that we weren't sure if it was going to be like a flash in the pan or it was going to actually catch on. Like it could have been that sort of techno flock of seagulls crap from the mid-80s that just sort of came and went in a year and a half. But that's it. Now it's in. It's like you got country and you got pop music and you got dance and you got hip-hop and you got rap and it's just in. It's now a category. It's official category. You never hit the Grammys and it can't go anywhere anymore.

46:38 Ice-T And it's going to be good and it's going to be bad.

46:40 Adam Right.

46:40 Ice-T You know what I'm saying? So I think basically what you got to do is just search out the artists that you like, to sing about what you want to hear. There's still artists out there that got some real heavy social commentary and the good stuff. It's just not what they play on the radio. Radio basically is going to go for what's ever popular and what's ever, you know, selling at the time. And that's what you're kind of hearing. But if you go to the record store and you ask the cat at the store and tell him what kind of music you like, you'll find something. That's a great time for me to plug my new album, Ice-T. My new rap album is coming out called Gangsta Rap. And maybe that's something what you want to hear. And the term Gangsta Rap doesn't mean it's, you know, going to be a bunch of craziness in the street. It's just what I started. So I just decided I would name my album NAP.

47:23 Adam What, when is that coming out? Or dropping is Drew would say.

47:27 Ice-T That's going to drop probably next year. I'm doing, right now I'm doing a deal with a new technology called DTS. You familiar with that? The surround sound that they do in theaters. Yeah, well, they're about to take that to audio and take that to where you basically buy the CD but you put it in your DVD player and you get a surround effect with an album. And you can also get a visual on it. So I'm working with that. That's a Spielberg company. So we're going to take rap to the next level with that.

47:55 Adam Wow. That's exciting because whenever you go into the theater and they do that thing, it's like it's very impressive when they do that the audience is listening or they do that.

48:04 Ice-T Most people have a surround system in their house nowadays, you know. So instead of putting it in your CD, you put it into your DVD player and you're going to get a whole nother experience from music.

48:13 Drew Why don't you get a new play, player?

48:15 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. Ice-T is going to step out because he's got to get up at 4 in the morning.

48:23 Ice-T And the places around it. LAPD is surrounded the place so I'm going to have to get out of here.

48:27 Adam I'm going to give you the escape tunnel that Rodney Bingenheimer uses when he brings an underage chick into the studio.

48:35 Drew I'm telling you, nigger, that it will be a hit or miss. You would have no problem to get that freaky shit going. 24-7, Flo and Seaman here in your house. In your hizzy, for Chizzy.

48:47 Adam True words never spoken from Dr. Drew. Ice-T, always a pleasure. We'll give all your stuff a nice plug after this.

48:54 Ice-T Peace.

49:31 Adam Yeah, buddy, it's a love line, man. That's Dr. Drew. Nice tea has left the building. Bluejack City out on CD Tomorrow, the new version of it, and Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. Dear, dear friend, Jimmy Kimmel.

49:47 Drew I'm actually with Jimmy Kimmel tomorrow night.

49:48 Adam You are?

49:49 Drew Yeah.

49:49 Adam Oh, someone must have dropped out.

49:51 Drew Me with Kathy Griffin. Be fine.

49:53 Adam Oh, you can't go wrong with that.

49:55 Drew I know.

49:56 Adam Drew, you know, you're lucky. You don't, you don't. Well, he doesn't want to talk to the mic because he's eating. But here's the thing, such a problem.

50:04 Drew So why, why I got easy?

50:06 Adam Now, I'm just, I'm just thinking like, you just have to be you.

50:10 Drew Right. You, you know, you know, let's set the, let's set the setting here. Adam has just been telling about all the work he has to do. So he sits down and he's angry with me.

50:19 Adam I'm angry.

50:20 Drew He's angry with me now because I don't have to write comedy, prepare comedy. I can just be me.

50:24 Adam No, here's what I'm saying about you, Drew. If you're funny or entertaining or even interesting, it is shocking. It is manna from heaven.

50:33 Drew Over the top. Yeah.

50:34 Adam Yeah. You're you. You can never not be you.

50:37 Drew Right.

50:37 Adam And you'll never screw that up.

50:39 Drew Oh, I could screw that up too, but that's part of being me though. So it doesn't screw up.

50:43 Adam You know what? It's like you have in your mind, good, good nights and bad nights and everyone else's mind. It's just true.

50:50 Drew It's just boring nights and boring nights.

50:52 Adam No, it's just true. True's good. True's true. You know what I mean?

50:56 Drew Right, right. Right, right.

50:58 Adam You know what? People look at you like a dog looks at food.

51:02 Drew Right.

51:02 Adam They don't have, oh, Wednesday was a culinary delight, but Thursday was slightly disappointing. You know what I mean? It's just food.

51:09 Drew Yes, yes.

51:09 Adam They eat. They're gonna eat. Put it out there. Know what I mean?

51:12 Drew Yeah.

51:13 Adam That's weird. Like if you do comedy, you get this kind of constant critiquing. That thing was funny. That other thing wasn't funny. You were funny that night and not so funny tonight.

51:22 Drew Are they critiquing you generally? Not a position to be critiquing.

51:25 Adam No, but if they're paying, they can critique. Anyone who pays gets a critique. That's the rule.

51:33 Drew Here's the thing about comedy is not only are the people critiquing, but everyone's got an opinion. Yes. Even those who are not in a position to critique, they still have an opinion.

51:42 Adam Yeah, you know, that's really the one thing I like about carpentry versus comedy because comedy everyone's got an opinion. Carpentry, laypeople are laypeople and they know they're laypeople and they have no opinions and if they start throwing opinions around, I just start talking about mortising the butt side and the strike side and using the four inch NRP hinges and use an inch and three quarter exterior door, the masonite solid core, the two hour burn rating and they shut the F right up.

52:10 Drew Problem is as a physician.

52:11 Adam They don't know anything.

52:11 Drew When I pull that crap as a physician, they get angry. You expect me to understand that?

52:16 Adam Yeah. Well, I do that with carpentry and the answer is no. You're an idiot, so shut up. Yeah. Here's the thing. I'm trying to think of another. There's a couple of topics where people think their opinion counts. Comedy is one and music is another. Everybody thinks they're no.

52:33 Drew Yes, because everyone's got a body, therefore everybody's a piece.

52:36 Adam They might, but they still go to the doctor and they recognize you as an expert in this field. They would not do that in music nor comedy. All they recognize is they couldn't play the instrument or they couldn't tell the joke, but that still doesn't mean they're not an expert.

52:49 Drew Right, much more subjective, you're right.

52:50 Adam Oh yeah. All right. Oh, speaking of experts in comedy, my show on tonight, Comedy Central, 11.30, too late.

52:59 Drew Now again, I watched it tonight at 8.30. It airs three times a night on satellite.

53:05 Adam I don't know how the satellite thing works. I don't, I just say 11.30. Let me check your local listings, but you can see some 1780s guy tonight, which I predict is going to sweep the country.

53:17 Drew So damn funny.

53:18 Adam Well, here's the thing. I'm not a fan of everything I do, although I know most of you people are rolling your eyes right now. Not that impressive myself.

53:28 Drew But you like the most part.

53:29 Adam But I do like 1780s guy quite a bit. Yeah, there's a couple of articles written on me in the Times over the weekend.

53:35 Drew A couple of articles.

53:36 Adam That's what I hear.

53:37 Drew I saw the one.

53:37 Adam Now you want to know how many I've read?

53:39 Drew Zero.

53:39 Adam That's right. I'm not going to.

53:41 Drew How many could you read?

53:44 Adam I could drag my finger across a thing and smear the ink of the line underneath it.

53:49 Drew Lips the whole time.

53:50 Adam Yeah.

53:50 Drew That's why.

53:51 Adam Yeah. Sunshine.

53:52 Ice-T Yes.

53:53 Adam 24.

53:54 Ice-T Yes. Thank you, gentlemen, for taking my phone call. I have a question for Drew, but I want to say something to Adam Corolla. I heard a rumor that you might take Howard Stern's spot in morning radio.

54:05 Adam It's a possibility.

54:07 Ice-T And I would love to hear you in the morning.

54:10 Adam It wouldn't. It wouldn't be throughout the country.

54:12 Drew It would just be in San Francisco, though.

54:14 Adam It would be in San Francisco. Oh, you think I do a lot of yak in two hours, four hours.

54:19 Caller Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

54:21 Ice-T Well, it's special because I would love to have Drew at night for two hours and have you four hours in the morning so that Drew could do his job better.

54:28 Caller Ace Rockolla.

54:31 Drew Somewhere in here is a compliment. Somewhere in there.

54:33 Ice-T Yeah. I'm trying not to like bruise Adam's ego too much so he won't hang up on me, but I'm also trying to get to Dr. Drew.

54:40 Drew What's up?

54:42 Ice-T I read your book last night.

54:45 Adam I think Sunshine may be hot. You know how I think she's hot? I know she's hot. A, she's... it gives you a little compliment but acts like we should all be hanging on every goddamn word she says.

54:56 Drew Right, right. It's her compliment.

54:57 Adam B, here's how she's hot. Big inhale between sentences.

55:03 Drew Is that why that's a sign? Maybe she's just hot.

55:05 Adam They go, no, that's hot. I know it sounds fat. Fat is just... you hear a little gurgling when they're talking. But hot is like when they go, and I just want to say, I'm not... Adam's fine, but I'm a big fan of Dr. Drew. Anyway, Drew, big inhale. It means you're hot. Sunshine?

55:26 Drew Your neighbor does that too.

55:28 Ice-T Yes.

55:28 Drew Right over at Westshire?

55:30 Ice-T Yeah.

55:31 Drew She ain't so hot.

55:31 Ice-T Dr. Drew, I read your book last night. And I got from it that people have traumas and they kind of repeat those traumas in their life, and that's when they get addictions or...

55:42 Drew Well, that's one of the things that sets them up for addiction is trauma.

55:45 Adam And not so smart either.

55:46 Caller That's how I know she's hot.

55:47 Drew Two separate things. Trauma is something that people compulsively reenact, and it causes them to have deficiencies in the capacity to regulate emotions, and then that sets them up for the addictions.

56:00 Ice-T Okay. But it's not the addiction I have a problem with. The question about so much is more of you say you need to reconnect to people and create trusting relationships and interpersonal relationships with people.

56:11 Drew Correct.

56:12 Ice-T I can see that, but I have a question with like you said templates. You repeat things from your childhood and how your parents' relationships are with you. How do you break the template? Because I for myself go, my parents weren't there a lot of the time for me, so I go for people who either emotionally or physically can't be there for me.

56:31 Drew First of all, I'm not talking about romantic relationships. I'm talking about friendships and I really specifically in that book, I was talking about in the book Cracked about sponsor relationships. So you go to 12-Stip-Mean, you get a sponsor and you have somebody who's been where you are, who can connect on a deep level of pain with you and just appreciate what you're experiencing. If you can't form a friendship that is genuine, that's time for therapy.

56:53 Adam Sunshine.

56:54 Ice-T Yes.

56:55 Adam Are you hot?

56:56 Ice-T Yes, I am.

56:58 Adam Really?

56:59 Ice-T Yes.

57:00 Adam You volunteer that so freely.

57:03 Drew If she is, then what are you going to do?

57:04 Adam How tall are you?

57:05 Ice-T I'm 5'10.

57:07 Adam How much do you weigh?

57:09 Ice-T Around 175-180, give or take a little bit.

57:15 Adam She's got a gravitational pull like the sun as well. All right, it's a lot of woman. Blonde hair?

57:22 Ice-T No, I'm a naturally brunette, but I dry my hair black and red.

57:26 Adam Hold on a second.

57:28 Drew Sunshine's not a real name too, so don't use that.

57:31 Adam Sunshine's not a real name.

57:33 Drew It's moonshine.

57:33 Adam I was just thinking, any black chick's name Sunshine? That'd be a great name.

57:39 Oh, no, you didn't.

57:41 Adam Yeah, when she meets Sunshine? She looks like Shirley from Good Times. Big pick hanging out of the back of her head with a fist on it. Yeah, Sunshine. That'd be fun to do just for a while. Because no one can say anything.

57:57 Caller No.

57:57 Adam You just get a 300-pound black chick that looked like she walked right off the set of one of those daytime shows and you're just like, yeah, Jerry Springer.

58:08 Caller Yeah.

58:09 Adam Sunshine. Be awesome.

58:12 Caller All right.

58:14 Adam Sunshine's 510, 175. Let me do the radio math real quick. 510, 175. Two times four, Drew? Eight. Eight minus four. Four. Four plus one.

58:33 Drew Five.

58:36 Adam And if you, now you're saying one times one is two or one?

58:39 Drew One.

58:39 Adam One. Okay. And still with the other numbers, like one times three?

58:45 Drew Three.

58:45 Adam That's not one.

58:46 Caller No. Okay.

58:47 Adam But one times one is one?

58:48 Drew Yes.

58:48 Adam But one times three is one?

58:50 Drew Three.

58:50 Adam Three. Three. Okay. And then three, I don't think you could figure this one out without some paper, but three times seven? What? Hold on. What was that? Two digits.

59:01 Drew Two digits.

59:02 Adam Wow. Yeah.

59:03 Drew Two and one.

59:03 Adam But it's just one in one digit. Three just has, it's just a single digit and then seven is just a single digit.

59:10 Drew If you add three and seven, you get two digits too. It's amazing.

59:13 Adam What was that?

59:14 Drew Add three.

59:14 Adam What was that word?

59:15 Drew Add. Add. Addition. Summate.

59:17 Adam Add. Addition. Same thing. Okay. So three times seven is ten. Yes.

59:24 Drew Wait. Look. Look. Look at the numbers working out here. Five, nine, one, eighty-seven. Wow.

59:30 Adam Okay. Well, you see, the radio math never lies. Let's get back to Sunshine. During the break, tell me about that word.

59:38 Drew Addition.

59:39 Adam No, it was the first one. It was shorter.

59:40 Drew Multiply.

59:41 Adam No, it was like addition but short.

59:43 Drew Add. Oh, add, add.

59:44 Adam Okay. Okay, write that down. Sunshine?

59:47 Ice-T Yes.

59:48 Adam Okay, baby doll.

59:48 Ice-T I swear to God, I weigh 175. I'm not fatter than I am. I told you my exact weight. No radio math, please.

59:57 Adam Well, too late for that, but we appreciate your candor. All right, baby doll. Listen, you're 24. You're fine. I'm freaked out by your hair.

1:00:05 Ice-T I'll leave my hair alone, but no, I want to ask Dr. Drew, I really want the answer. How do you change the templates?

1:00:10 Caller How do I go for-

1:00:11 Drew Therapy. That's what therapy is. It's a new experience of a relationship with another person. That's all it is.

1:00:17 Adam Yeah. Now here's the deal, everybody. Everyone wants some quick fix, something you can do tonight.

1:00:22 Drew No, no way. It's years of work. And if you want to work with a sponsor at 12 Step Program, magnificent. You can do the same thing there.

1:00:29 Adam The mind and the body are not so far apart. You want health, you want a nice physique, it's going to take work. You have to get up, you have to work, you have to eat right. You have discipline, things you don't want to do. Do you want to go to the therapist? No. Do you want to eat sprouts? No. Do you want to work out? No. Do you want to read a book? No. Do you want to do these things? No. But do you benefit from it?

1:00:52 Drew Right.

1:00:52 Adam Yes. It's all the same.

1:00:54 Drew Yep.

1:00:55 Adam All right.

1:00:55 Caller No, no, no.

1:00:56 Adam I gave my crew a heavy speech today, Drew.

1:00:58 Drew At TLC?

1:00:59 Adam Yeah.

1:01:00 Drew Yeah.

1:01:00 Adam Yeah, my boys.

1:01:01 Drew What did you give a speech about?

1:01:03 Adam Doing a TLC show where I'm building the house, and my crew, which a bunch of lackeys I've worked with over the years, they're completely falling apart because I'm not there.

1:01:11 Drew Yeah, that's what was happening when I went over there.

1:01:13 Adam It's happening every day, every way.

1:01:15 Drew But it's funny, they want to guilt you into showing up. You can't.

1:01:18 Adam I can't show up, but all I hear are stories about everyone laying around, and I realize, now everyone listen to this, especially you young F-ups out there. People, all the guys, all the losers I went to high school with and then worked construction with and now know as adults, they stopped working the second someone stopped watching. That's how it works. If stepdad's in the room looking over your shoulder, you're doing your homework. When stepdad leaves the room, you start playing Xbox. When the principal's watching, you mind your P's and Q's. When he leaves, you start acting out. When the cops are there, you mellow out. When the cops leave, you act out. That's the cornerstone of a loser.

1:02:02 Drew You gave them this talk.

1:02:03 Adam Yes. When the boss is there, you work. When the boss leaves, you don't work. Well now, let's go ahead and use that model for success. Close your eyes. Think of all the great entrepreneurs, entrepreneurs, inventors.

1:02:16 Drew Do they need to be breathing up their ass all the time?

1:02:17 Adam Do you think Edison had some guy down in the basement lab with him staring over his shoulder, forcing him to invent? Do you think Bill Gates had that? Do you think Abraham Lincoln had that? Do you think? I want a good black guy in on the list. Who's the guy that did all the stuff with the peanut butter? Washington Carver. Do you think he had somebody looking over his shoulder? No, he did. All successful people work without people looking over the shoulder because you know who's looking over their shoulder? They are.

1:02:46 Drew Right.

1:02:47 Adam They know. They know they're not working. They know they're cheating. They know they're not doing their homework. They know they're shirking. Whatever your word for it is, they know. If you put someone else in charge of this, and people do this with religion a lot, that's where the trouble comes. Someone else, though, they're not going to see, or I'm going to be able to get by, or it says in the Bible that, then you start getting away with cheating on your term papers, or not doing it, or buying it on the internet, or not working with the bosses around. You show me a person who works only when someone is watching. I will show you a loser. They think they're getting away with something. The only person they're really screwing is themselves. They screw the boss short term. They screw themselves for life.

1:03:32 Drew Yeah, true.

1:03:33 Adam Everybody.

1:03:34 Drew How do they respond to this?

1:03:36 Adam Muslims stop paying attention about halfway. But here's the thing. I'm just putting it out there to all the young people that are listening to the show. Don't worry about who's watching you. You're watching you. Don't worry about who's watching you when you chuck your McDonald's wrappers out your car and litter the highway, empty the oil into the drain system. Don't do your homework.

1:03:57 Drew They say behave.

1:03:58 Adam Screw with that chick who had a couple of beers and passed out on the futon. You're watching. You're that person. You don't understand that. You of all people. I'd rather someone else saw the horrible things I did and I not see them. You're your own videographer. You're shooting a documentary in your head on your life. It's all gonna play out on a screen inside your head. I mean, because that's all the world is.

1:04:27 Drew You should care. That's the thing. You should care about that and people don't.

1:04:30 Adam You should care. You shouldn't be looking at who you can fool or what you can get away with. That should be one of your only interests. Yes, Drew?

1:04:39 Drew Yes, Adam.

1:04:40 Caller All right.

1:04:43 Drew Heavy.

1:04:44 Caller Heavy.

1:04:46 Caller John?

1:04:48 Adam 21?

1:04:50 Caller Yeah. Thanks for taking my call. I had a question. I had a kind of tens for a bunch of STDs before, and they all came out negative, but I still have this kind of symptoms from it. I still have a little bit of discharge, like right below the head, and like just it gets itchy and then it gets kind of red. I'm not circumcised, and when I pull back the head sometimes, it's really hard because it's really, it's hard too, like it's painful. When it happens, what I've been...

1:05:18 Drew Wait, so you're talking about you have a problem in your skin.

1:05:22 Caller Yeah, like under, no, like on the actual head and the shaft, like when I pull back the skin.

1:05:28 Drew Yeah, that's your skin.

1:05:29 Adam Well, you called it an STD.

1:05:32 Drew Yeah, you're having an irritation of your skin.

1:05:34 Adam Well, do you have an STD?

1:05:36 Caller I don't think so because I've been tested for it, but that's my question is...

1:05:40 Drew Listen, symptoms of an STD is pain when you urinate, discharge from the tip of the penis, from the urethra, that sort of thing, urgency to pee, unless you're talking about herpes. Unless you're talking about herpes, in which case you have an ulcer and it really hurts. You're just talking about some irritation of your skin with something, a problem with the foreskin.

1:05:58 Adam You said the head of your penis is irritated, though. Beneath the head.

1:06:02 Drew He means where the, like the blood...

1:06:03 Adam On the head, but not the foreskin. Or on the foreskin and not the head.

1:06:08 Caller Yeah, and I just use like, I use the cream and an antifungal and then it goes away. But I was just wondering, is that a normal thing, that the skin just to be irritated?

1:06:18 Drew Yes, that's why people get circumcisions.

1:06:21 Adam What's the antifungal thing that goes away?

1:06:23 Drew It's yeast.

1:06:23 Adam Well, you got yeast.

1:06:24 Drew Yeast on the folds there.

1:06:25 Adam Yeast on the peckeroo.

1:06:26 Drew Yeah, a little yeasty on the peckeroo.

1:06:27 Adam Wow.

1:06:28 Drew And look...

1:06:29 Adam All right, well, here's the thing. First off, yeah, if you got some yeasty going down there, you gotta keep things dry.

1:06:34 Drew Yeah.

1:06:35 Adam But number two, your skin is closing up. You gotta get your head out there.

1:06:39 Drew Right, you said you have a difficulty pulling the head out, and that is one of the leading reasons that people have circumcisions because the more you sort of stretch it and tear it, the more it scars down.

1:06:47 Adam Can you get your head out?

1:06:49 Caller It's hard sometimes when I have an erection, but...

1:06:51 Drew Right, you should see a urologist and get a circumcision.

1:06:54 Adam Well, they should at least...

1:06:56 Drew With a circumcision would eliminate the painful head problem and eliminate the yeast problem.

1:07:00 Adam Drew had his kids circumcise on a never-ending quest to get the world circumcised. He even wants chicks circumcised. He wants to go into graves and circumcise greats from the past who were uncircumcised.

1:07:12 Drew Only the pharaohs.

1:07:12 Adam Abe Lincoln and Ben Franklin. Do you think those guys were circumcised?

1:07:16 Drew No.

1:07:17 Adam No. That's where your mission comes in.

1:07:18 Drew The pharaohs.

1:07:21 Adam Hey, John, go in and get it. I don't want to freak him out. See a urologist. Go get a consultation.

1:07:27 Drew See a urologist, okay? Okay. This is going to become problematic.

1:07:30 Adam All right. Not good times. I think the erect penis uncircumcised looks more substantial though.

1:07:42 Drew Uncircumcised.

1:07:43 Adam Yeah. It's funky. But it looks more threatening or menacing. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like a guy with a tattoo and an earring. Scare girls away. Hey, you're just seeing a guy coming down. No, I'm not saying in a bad way. I'm just saying you see a guy coming down the street. Two guys, both the same size, same build. One guy's wearing a leather jacket.

1:08:05 Drew Yeah.

1:08:06 Adam You know what I mean?

1:08:06 Drew Yeah.

1:08:06 Adam The other guy's got a windbreaker on. You're scared of the guy in the leather jacket. You know when he's got the collar turned up?

1:08:13 Drew Yeah.

1:08:14 Adam That's what the foreskin is. Same penis, same size.

1:08:17 Drew Turned up collar.

1:08:18 Adam Foreskin's the turned up collar.

1:08:19 Drew Yeah, got it.

1:08:20 Adam It's basically Fonzie.

1:08:21 Yeah.

1:08:26 Adam Foreskinny. Ebony? You're 20?

1:08:31 Caller Yeah.

1:08:31 Caller What's up?

1:08:32 Caller Hey, you guys.

1:08:33 Caller Good.

1:08:34 Caller I had a question. All right. Okay. I had been dating this guy for like a year and a half or whatever. And recently, like, our son had passed away.

1:08:45 Drew From what?

1:08:46 Huh?

1:08:47 Drew From what?

1:08:48 Why?

1:08:49 Drew Why? Why did he die?

1:08:51 Caller He had like sepsis. He was premature and like these few other things that had happened.

1:08:59 Drew What happened?

1:09:00 Caller What was that?

1:09:01 Drew What happened?

1:09:02 Caller Well, I had him premature, right?

1:09:05 Drew Right.

1:09:05 Caller And after that, ever since then, he's been in like the hospital.

1:09:08 Drew Right.

1:09:09 Caller And he had like a bowel obstruction or something, like poop or anything.

1:09:13 Drew Yes.

1:09:14 Caller And he had sepsis, I guess. Sepsis.

1:09:16 Drew So it was the bowel died and then he got sick and sepsis.

1:09:19 Caller Yeah. Like, I guess like what the doctor was saying that like everything that was happening to him, it was like just getting worse and worse. Like one thing, like say his bladder was like messed up from the bladder. He went to like something else and not messed up that.

1:09:34 Drew So he really was not meant to be.

1:09:37 Adam How premature was he?

1:09:38 Caller He was two months premature.

1:09:41 Adam He's not that premature, is he?

1:09:43 Caller Yeah, he was a lot. Everybody said he wasn't that like he was pretty big. He was like 19 and a half inches.

1:09:49 Drew What did he weigh?

1:09:50 Caller What was that?

1:09:51 Drew What did he weigh?

1:09:52 Caller He was 3'10.

1:09:54 Adam That's fine.

1:09:55 Caller Yeah, but they were saying that he was pretty big because they're used to little babies that are like one or two pounds.

1:10:00 Drew Right, he may have had other genetic issues. Okay, all right.

1:10:04 Adam So that's you and your boyfriend.

1:10:06 Caller Well, now ex-boyfriend, no.

1:10:08 Adam All right.

1:10:09 Caller Okay, well, like I was saying, we've been dating for like almost three and a half and he's been acting out ever since he passed away. And I just want to know, does that have to do with him, with the baby passing away?

1:10:22 Drew Yeah, people that are sort of immature, let's say, can't manage their own feelings and they'll act them out. They'll do all kinds of crazy things to drugs.

1:10:30 Adam Yeah, what do you mean acting out? What's he done?

1:10:32 Caller Okay, well, I know Adam's going to be talking to me, but okay, like probably about two weeks ago, we've been like separated for like a month now. And like probably two weeks ago, we were partying and stuff. And well, he ends up doing this other chick or whatever. And like me, like a demi, I get back with him or whatever, because we tell him like no matter what, he's like, we're always going to like, you know, because we still care for each other, you know?

1:10:58 Drew Sure, perfect.

1:10:59 Adam No, I mean, you love him so much, you can bang your friends.

1:11:01 Caller I know, like, retarded for getting back with him, but.

1:11:04 Adam Well, look, Ebony, you're not retarded, it's just your dad was an idiot and he didn't learn any better.

1:11:12 Drew OK, that's right.

1:11:13 Adam There you go. What? Tell me what you did.

1:11:15 Drew What's your quote?

1:11:15 Caller Yeah, what did your dad do?

1:11:17 Caller Well, he's a mechanic.

1:11:19 Drew What did he do to you, though?

1:11:20 Adam I was going to say Minister of Agriculture. Really?

1:11:24 Drew What did he do to you?

1:11:24 Adam Not an ambassador or anything?

1:11:26 Caller Mechanic?

1:11:27 Adam And what did he do? What did he do? Did he cheat on your mom?

1:11:29 Caller Oh, no, they're actually still together. They've been together for like 26 years.

1:11:34 Adam Any physical abuse, emotional abuse? Good man. I never met a mechanic that didn't like to drink.

1:11:41 Caller He drinks, but he's not abusive or anything.

1:11:44 Drew Why are you with an abusive, unavailable guy, then?

1:11:47 Adam Yeah.

1:11:48 Caller Well, the thing is, I've been closer to my dad than more to my mom.

1:11:51 Adam Oh, now we're getting there.

1:11:53 Caller What's going on?

1:11:54 Drew What's up with her?

1:11:56 Caller I'm more of a daddy's girl than more of a mom's girl.

1:11:57 Drew What's up with mom?

1:11:59 Caller Yeah.

1:11:59 Drew What's up with mom?

1:12:01 Caller Nothing. I guess she didn't like me. Like, I was rebellious when I was a teenager. So I guess she didn't like me to do what I wanted to do. So I guess that's how it started off.

1:12:10 Adam All right. So here's the thing, Ebony. What are you doing now? You working?

1:12:15 Caller Well, not really. I was going to school and stuff, but then I got passed away. Like, my son passed away.

1:12:21 Adam Now, when you say school, you mean junior college?

1:12:23 Drew Yes, of course.

1:12:24 Caller No. Well, I'm trying to go to be an office assistant.

1:12:28 Drew Oh, so technical college.

1:12:30 Adam You're going to technical college?

1:12:32 Caller It's just a regular school.

1:12:35 Adam Junior college?

1:12:37 Caller It's not a junior. It's just like this. I went to see the Chavez. I was going there before I got pregnant, and then I stopped going because-

1:12:48 Drew Here's the deal, Ebony. You got to understand this, that you hate your mom and that become-

1:12:53 Caller I like to be along with her pretty good now.

1:12:54 Drew All right. Well, you have time to treat yourself right because that part of you that you were so- that you used to be so hateful towards your mom was something you turned on yourself. Yeah. Let's stop it. You're worth more than that. Let's go.

1:13:06 Adam All right. Here's the thing, young Ebony. You're going to get pregnant again soon, and it's going to be by this guy, and he ain't going to be around to see the kid's third birthday.

1:13:15 Drew No.

1:13:16 Adam This guy had jackass.

1:13:19 Drew Yes.

1:13:19 Adam Had sex with one of your friends. Please.

1:13:22 Drew Why is that funny?

1:13:23 Adam For the love of Christ, could you not let him get you pregnant?

1:13:27 Caller See, that's the thing. I don't know if I'm doing it just because I'm torturing myself because after my son passed away, I've been really depressed and stuff. Ebony, all you have to do is I do want to get pregnant by him. I've told him that he's not right now because I'm not listening to him.

1:13:46 Drew You're not listening to us. Why did you call him?

1:13:47 Adam Why did you call? You're going to be pregnant in the next three and a half months.

1:13:51 Caller I wanted to. I've been thinking about it. I just like think about my father now. Okay.

1:13:58 Adam Ebony, would you listen to me?

1:14:00 Caller Yeah.

1:14:01 Adam All right. Look, I've said this once. I've said it a thousand times. I know it's not the most popular thing to say. You're not smart. That's fine. You're 20. You're not supposed to be smart. You're going to some crappy school. You're going to Cesar Chavez School. You're learning to move office furniture. I don't know what you're doing. You're not smart. That's fine. All you got to do is listen to smart people. You don't have to be smart, everybody. Listen to smart people. You don't have to build an airplane. Just buy the ticket. You understand? You don't have to design a car. Just make the payment. You understand, everybody? You don't have to be smart. You just have to listen to smart people. Now, it's not that one day you can't be smart. Right now, you're not smart. Your dad's a grease monkey, your mom's a pain in the ass, and you're making bad decisions.

1:14:55 Drew Horrible decisions.

1:14:57 Adam This guy is going to get you pregnant. He's going to get you pregnant again soon. You think you want that because you're dumb. We're smart, and we're telling you not to do it. And here's the thing between dumb and smart. Smart prevails according to time and history. When you flip the calendar pages ahead, a couple of months, a couple of years, soon you're older and you look back on smart and realize smart was right. Smart is always right.

1:15:24 Drew Well, by the way, if she were making...

1:15:25 Adam Dumb is never right.

1:15:26 Drew If she were making good decisions, she would be called smart.

1:15:29 Adam That's right.

1:15:29 Drew She would also be smart.

1:15:30 Adam So, Ebony, let's review. You dumb, we smart, you listen to us.

1:15:37 Drew Yeah.

1:15:38 Adam Right. Now, here's the problem. Let me explain what true dumb is. True dumb doesn't listen to smart.

1:15:45 Drew Terminal dumb.

1:15:46 Adam That's terminal dumb. I don't know if you're in that category. I suspect you might be. So here's the deal. There's dumb who listens to smart and then there's terminal dumb who's going to go down their own crappy path no matter what. If that's you, adios, baby. Have a good life.

1:16:02 Caller I called to get like your guys' point of view.

1:16:05 Adam Well, now you heard it.

1:16:06 Drew So listen.

1:16:07 Adam Birth control. Birth control. Do you hear me?

1:16:10 Drew No pregnancy. Yeah. No pregnancy. This guy's a problem. Stop treating yourself bad for having problems with your mom.

1:16:17 Adam Oh, these young Jewish girls calling up the problems. Dad's mechanics, living in Fresno, going to trade school. Boys banging everyone and knocking them up. Premature bars. I tell you. So sad. So sad. I don't like the stereotype, but I know a young Jew when I hear one. That's it. That's all. I know what I know. I can't help it. I tell the truth on this show. All right, baby. Take care. We'll be back after this.

1:16:49 Caller Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Operators are standing by. Loveline will be back in a minute.

1:17:11 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. On his way home. Little business, Dave Matthews. Dave Matthews coming in here. Yeah, I'm a big fan, so we'll see Dave Matthews on Wednesday. My show, Too Late on Comedy Central, is on as we speak. I don't want you to turn the radio off, but you could turn the TV on in a T-void or something. So my show on Comedy Central at 11.30, then you can see Ice-T on Jimmy Kimmel at 12 o'clock, Drew. Yeah. We were having a talk while we're going wee-wee about our last caller, Ebony. What the hell is her name?

1:17:55 Drew It was Ebony.

1:17:55 Adam Yeah, it was Ebony. Society and all that stuff. Ebony, not a smart person. I can't call anyone dumb because no one's dumb, because everyone's special. But I will just call her unsmart, so profoundly unsmart, because there's really just smart, extra smart, super smart. It's like we're at the Starbucks. There's no smalls. That would be dumb. There's just the grande and then the venti and then the tall.

1:18:23 Drew Bigger, isn't it?

1:18:24 Adam Yes, there's big, tall and jumbo. See, there's smart, gifted and extraordinary. So, now smart is the new dumb. Because no one can be god damn dumb in this society. And if you're not dumb, well, why try to make yourself smart? So you don't realize we got a bunch of people that are smalls, but they're calling themselves venti's or talls.

1:18:47 Drew And again, if there is smart, how can they not be dumb?

1:18:50 Adam Thank you. Thank you. It's like, hey, you know, every year somewhere in January, notice there's one team that wins the Super Bowl, not every team winning the Super Bowl. Or it's not like, well, they're all winners. They're all winners. Yes, they're all winners. Frisco's a 2 and 14.

1:19:10 Drew Winner. Winners.

1:19:11 Adam And the Pats are a 14 and 2, and everyone's a winner. Really? That's how it works. Interesting. So here's the thing. We were talking about the ebony's of the world and what you do to get through to the ebony's of the world. And the answer is containment. Because I don't think there's any conversation that's going to work.

1:19:30 Drew No, that's right.

1:19:31 Adam And I was just telling Drew, it's like me talking to my dog and telling my dog, you're going to get sprayed by skunk. Don't go over there. Just don't do it. Well, I had a talk with the dog and I think the dog understood. No, you know how you get the dog, not to get sprayed by a fence?

1:19:45 Drew The dog needs to choose not to go over the skunk.

1:19:46 Adam Dog needs to choose. The dog's free. It's special. No, here's how you do it. You build a goddamn fence and the dog can't get at the skunk, therefore the dog doesn't get sprayed because the dog's too goddamn stupid to know. Society needs to build the fences, everybody. We don't want to do it, but you know, we will build prisons.

1:20:04 Drew Same thing.

1:20:06 Adam Which is what happens after the dog gets sprayed.

1:20:09 Drew The dog starts biting people.

1:20:11 Adam Yeah, it's like we don't want the dog to do this, but we're not going to, we're just, the dog has free will, so we're not going to put a fence up. Now the dog gets sprayed, starts buying people. Now the dog's in prison. We just keep building the prisons. The fences are cheaper than the prisons. Not into that. Just going to lock everybody up. That's right. Awesome. We're doing a great job in this society.

1:20:34 Caller All right.

1:20:36 Adam You know the amount of people we have locked up in prison? Do you know the amount of prisons we have? Do you know the amount we spend on prisons?

1:20:43 Drew It's crazy.

1:20:44 Adam Oh, my God.

1:20:46 Drew How about the guy on your show tonight, the guy that was on the lamb going through dubsters?

1:20:51 Adam Yeah.

1:20:51 Drew Why don't we leave him?

1:20:53 Adam That's my plan. Yeah, the guy was blowing up the abortion clinics and the Atlanta Olympics and everything. He was living off the land in North Carolina up in the hills like an animal for five years. We finally caught him. Now he's going to go in the joint. He's going to be there for 50 years. Hopefully, someone will put a shiv in him and save the taxpayers a couple of bucks. But the guy's 38. We're not going to put him to death.

1:21:17 Drew 40 years at 85 grand a year.

1:21:19 Adam Yeah. And here's the thing. He took a 40 pound piece of explosive equipment. He put it in a knapsack and he put it in a crowded Olympic village. One woman died. She was like 44. She was there with her 14 year old daughter. It's nice to see your 14 year old mom get blown to bits. That's awesome. And then he blew up a couple of abortion clinics. Obviously, a God fearing man. Let's have him expedite him meeting his maker.

1:21:48 Drew Sure.

1:21:49 Adam My old-

1:21:49 Drew He's going to heaven.

1:21:50 Adam Well, you're going to heaven. This is going to be awesome. Just put him down. Look, everybody, do we have to save every single person on the planet? Let's start putting people down. They don't want to be here. They don't know how to play nice. Fine. Put them down. You sit around your apartment, you put together a nice knapsack, a nice jamsport. Got a plug in there. Put yourself some C4 in there and then go ahead and take some rusty nails and stick it on a C4 and you drag it out in the middle of a very crowded festive gathering. Stick it under a bench and you run like a coward. Blow that right off. Awesome. Then you kill some woman you've never met before. Probably a god-fearing woman too. They're over their 14 year old trying to enjoy the god damn Olympics. We don't want to kill that guy? Well, we'll just pay 100 grand a year for the next 50 years while he sits in the joint and then eventually he mounts some sort of legal defense because he's sitting in a law library and we provide the books for him for the last 20 years and he sues the city.

1:22:47 Drew He could do breast implants and stuff.

1:22:49 Caller Oh, sure, sure.

1:22:50 Adam Yeah. Oh, no. He's going to change sex. He's going to find, he's going to be the only guy who goes to jail and finds Satan. He's going to find Jesus. Jeff.

1:23:01 Caller Adam.

1:23:02 Caller Corolla.

1:23:04 Ice-T All right.

1:23:05 Adam Drew, you didn't do that very sing-song-ally.

1:23:07 Caller No, I did.

1:23:07 Drew Just not very enthusiastically.

1:23:09 Adam Well, maybe that's it.

1:23:10 Caller I tried, I tried.

1:23:11 Drew It's getting late.

1:23:12 Adam No, Jeff, you were fine. It was Drew.

1:23:13 Drew It was us, it was us.

1:23:14 Adam Go ahead, buddy.

1:23:16 Caller Very bad.

1:23:17 Drew What's up there, Jeff?

1:23:18 Caller Okay. Honestly, like everything you were just talking about, about building the fence, that dog doesn't get sprayed by the skunk, like that's kind of my problem because I always want to go out and get more crack. And it's like, it's not a good environment, but it's like I'm bipolar and I don't know where to start. Like for, do I go to like a mental hospital first?

1:23:41 Drew Yes, you go to a hospital where they can treat both your addiction and your bipolarity. Many cocaine addicts are bipolar. Cocaine, I'm of the opinion, you can actually induce a bipolar illness. And somebody who might not have had that before and certainly can bring it on and make it intense to people that are tending towards bipolarity.

1:23:56 Adam Do bipolar people have narcolepsy as well?

1:23:59 Drew No. Why? Why?

1:24:01 Adam My buddy used to be a cocaine addict and the guy, my buddy Chris, he'll fall asleep. He's up, he's up, but he'll just fall asleep while you're talking to him sometimes. You know what I mean? He's always been that way. Well some people, oh Drew, you could do that too.

1:24:15 Drew Yeah.

1:24:16 Adam On those plane flights?

1:24:17 Drew Oh yeah.

1:24:17 Adam I'm trying to explain to you about my building fences and my weed and not seed program and I'll do saw and logs next time. How dare you?

1:24:25 Drew Well, it's...

1:24:26 Adam I said good day.

1:24:27 Drew It's when you break into this stuff.

1:24:28 Adam Good day!

1:24:29 Drew Your mom and your grandma.

1:24:30 Adam All right. All right, so Jeff.

1:24:32 Drew Yes, Jeff, you need to get treatment. You're a standard cocaine addict. Let's put it that way. I treat cases like you, hand over fist. You've got to want to get well. You've got to be convinced you're going to die from this because that's the fact. And if you're not ready, don't waste your time. But if you're ready, go to a hospital and let's get going.

1:24:49 Caller Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess I don't really fear dying so much as like, I just know I'm going to end up in jail so soon.

1:24:56 Adam Yeah. Oh, no, you will.

1:24:58 Drew That's good. That's good enough to motivate you to make some change here.

1:25:01 Adam Oh, man, William.

1:25:02 Drew It takes some work, though. It takes some real work.

1:25:04 Caller It's just like, I don't know, though, man. Like, honestly, like, I mean, I'm 24. I still live with the parents. Like, I have zero friends. I mean, I'm calling a radio call-in show. I mean, I feel like the definition of dumb.

1:25:18 Drew No, this isn't dumb. This is addiction.

1:25:20 Caller Yeah.

1:25:20 Drew Addiction. Actually, addicts tend to be smart. They do.

1:25:25 Caller Why is that?

1:25:26 Drew Because addict, really, what sets you up for addiction is a survivor gene. It's a gene that emerges in populations that are severely stressed, like Scotland and Ireland, when people were killed generation after generation by marauding hordes from England or Ireland. And the ones that survive have this gene.

1:25:45 Caller Yeah.

1:25:45 Drew And you gotta be a little smart to survive too, right?

1:25:48 Adam Or hardy or something.

1:25:51 Drew And, but if you talk to addicts, you group the addicts, you go, okay, what if a bunch of huns came over the hill right now? What would you do? They'd be like, huh, pick some up and go run at them. Go right, go towards it. And that's, in fact, they're activated by thrill. They're very, they're at their best in these extreme circumstances.

1:26:05 Adam Yeah, well, addicts to me seem like mutts versus purebreds. They're just scrappy survivors. They're impervious to things that would kill pure breeds.

1:26:18 Drew And they go into the action. They don't run from it.

1:26:21 Adam Yeah.

1:26:21 Drew And evidently that increases, they're sort of at their best in these extreme situations while a normie is just sort of, freaked out, gets a spear, boom, power it, throw it.

1:26:30 Adam Right. Yeah, well, also, you know, back in the day, if you had the addiction gene, there was enough to keep you satisfied because you're fighting for your life every other week.

1:26:43 Drew What? There was not Valium. There was not Oxycontin. There was not marijuana. There was not even distilled spirits.

1:26:49 Adam Right.

1:26:49 Drew It was like, ale. Yeah. So the gene of addiction didn't turn into addiction. It just turned into better survivors.

1:26:56 Adam Right. Interesting.

1:26:58 Drew And the ales were watered down. They were just what they used to drink instead of water because water was so contaminated.

1:27:03 Adam Right.

1:27:04 Drew And it didn't have any of these things.

1:27:07 Adam No.

1:27:08 Drew It just we brought, because we've messed around with these chemicals, we brought the disease along to a more intense state.

1:27:14 Adam I want some Valium now. Or like some Haggis or something.

1:27:19 Drew Ambient Haggis.

1:27:20 Adam What I really want is I want old world and new world. I want in one hand, I want a Zima and a Valium. And on the other hand, I just want a big leg of lamb.

1:27:29 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

1:27:30 Adam Yeah.

1:27:31 Drew All right.

1:27:32 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll talk to Michelle 15, dating an 18 year old.

1:27:37 Drew Didn't they call that mutton?

1:27:39 Adam Yeah, mutton chop. Big mutton chop. Take a quick break.

1:27:43 Drew Zima.

1:27:44 Adam And a mutton chop. You don't see those two together. Take a quick break. Be right back after this.

1:27:52 Caller Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready.

1:28:13 Adam Yeah, everybody, it's Loveline. I'll tell you what, gotta get it on, Drew.

1:28:18 Caller Yeah?

1:28:18 Caller Woo!

1:28:19 Adam Get it on!

1:28:21 Caller Yeah! Hell yeah!

1:28:23 Drew See, translation, I'm tired.

1:28:25 Adam I'm tired. Woo! Yeah, I'm tired. Yeah, I wanna go home.

1:28:30 Caller Yeah!

1:28:32 Drew All right, here we go.

1:28:33 Adam All right, here we go, man.

1:28:34 Drew Break it down.

1:28:35 Adam Break it down and get it on.

1:28:37 Caller Woo!

1:28:39 Adam Did a little TV show tonight on Comedy Central.

1:28:42 Drew Did you really?

1:28:42 Adam My plugs, yeah, I don't know if I mentioned that before. Drew, you recommend therapy. Wait a minute, weren't we gonna talk to somebody else? No, I sold this call. I wanna talk to Michelle. Michelle?

1:28:57 Hi.

1:28:57 Adam You're 15?

1:28:58 Caller Yeah.

1:28:59 Adam Dating an 18-year-old?

1:29:01 Caller Okay, well, this is kind of a long story, so do you want me to ask my question or tell you something?

1:29:05 Drew Ask the question first.

1:29:06 Caller Okay, well, my question is, is there, like, sort of like a psychological problem that someone could be, like, thinking that they're raping someone when they're not?

1:29:16 Adam Explain that.

1:29:17 Drew Don't understand the question.

1:29:18 Caller Yeah, okay. I was dating someone, and it was when I just turned 15 in July, and it was when I was-

1:29:27 Drew Oh, he's 18, right?

1:29:29 Caller Yeah, he's 18.

1:29:30 Drew Yeah, he's raping you. He's floundering you physically, he is breaking the law.

1:29:34 Caller Yeah.

1:29:34 Drew And the eyes of the law, he's raping you.

1:29:36 Ice-T Yeah, well.

1:29:38 Adam I thought justice was blind.

1:29:40 Caller Yeah, well-

1:29:41 Adam So justice is blind, but the law has eyes. It's feeling guilty.

1:29:44 Drew Right, yeah. Interesting.

1:29:46 Caller So we would do stuff, but like-

1:29:48 Drew That's why he feels guilty, breaking the law.

1:29:50 Caller But like, now he, like we are going to just be friends, but like now he just like, he like can't, he thinks that like, he still thinks that he's like, I don't know, he just has like problems with like being with me. It's like-

1:30:03 Drew Well, he wants to break up.

1:30:03 Adam Yeah. And this is why-

1:30:05 Caller We already broke up.

1:30:06 Drew All right. Well, there you go. Why are you with him then?

1:30:08 Adam Well, here's the other thing. She can barely describe-

1:30:14 Drew The situation.

1:30:15 Adam Which means she's too young for sex.

1:30:17 Drew Right. Right.

1:30:18 Adam You know what I mean?

1:30:19 Drew Absolutely.

1:30:21 Adam There should be-

1:30:21 Drew That's why the law makes it that way, because the 50 year olds can't render consent.

1:30:25 Adam He should be able to speak before he can hum.

1:30:26 Drew With it on a condition to render consent.

1:30:28 Adam Michelle?

1:30:29 Caller Yeah?

1:30:30 Adam He's had sex with you though, right?

1:30:32 Caller No, I did not have sex with him.

1:30:34 Drew Oh, that's a good girl.

1:30:36 Adam And, yeah?

1:30:37 Caller Oh, I said- Because he told me, he's like, I'm not going to have sex with you even if you want to. And I didn't want to have sex with him. Like, I don't want to have sex now, but- Right. But like, we did do other stuff, but I'm saying like, just still like, even like, it was just like, he had like problems. Like, he would do stuff and then after, he would just start to be like crazy and like, feel like super guilty and stuff.

1:31:01 Adam All right. What did you do with him? Oral sex?

1:31:04 Caller Yeah. But I didn't, I didn't like-

1:31:07 Drew All right. So what is the question? All right.

1:31:11 Caller No, it's fine. I understand. Cause like, my question is really, it doesn't even make any sense.

1:31:14 Drew Just like you want her finish.

1:31:16 Adam Okay. So listen, Michelle, he's 18, you're 15, you're a nice girl. You should be going out with the guys about your age. He's about your age, but that's a big three years. And it's a crucial three years.

1:31:30 Drew And there you go.

1:31:31 Adam Yes. Let me, let me explain something there, kiddies. When you get to become an adult, just like in sports, when you watch guys playing at the pro level, you have 31 year old guys playing with 24 year old guys. You have 27 year old guys playing with 21 year old guys. No problem.

1:31:51 Drew You don't have 21 year old guys playing with 16 year old guys.

1:31:54 Adam You don't. No, just go back to their thing. 18 year old guys and 15 year old guys don't work right. The 15 year old guys are on the freshman team or the B team or whatever it is. They're not developed. Once in a while, there's some crazy phenom who can do it. But by and large, 15 and 18, big deal.

1:32:13 Drew Yes.

1:32:14 Adam No big deal between 24 and 27.

1:32:16 Drew Yes.

1:32:16 Adam Different three years.

1:32:17 Drew Well done. Well said.

1:32:19 Adam Really?

1:32:20 Drew Football analogy from now on.

1:32:21 Adam That's good, right?

1:32:22 Drew That's excellent.

1:32:23 Adam Yeah, who cares if a 30 year old guy's on the plane against a guy's 22?

1:32:28 Drew Or 40. Remember George Blandy used to play on the same team with the 20 year old.

1:32:31 Adam Yes, all our listeners know who George Blandy is. But there is a huge difference in Pop Warner if you got the 11 year olds playing with the 15 year olds.

1:32:40 Drew Huge, huge.

1:32:41 Adam Mammoth, you wouldn't even think about it.

1:32:42 Drew 10 year olds and 11 year olds, what are you talking about?

1:32:44 Adam One year is huge. Why is it so huge? Big difference in development at that age.

1:32:49 Drew Yep. All right, move right along.

1:32:52 Adam Wow.

1:32:52 Drew Vanessa.

1:32:53 Adam Solid point made by the Ace man. Vanessa?

1:32:57 Ice-T Yes.

1:32:57 Adam 20?

1:32:59 Caller Hi, how are you?

1:33:00 Drew We're good, what's up?

1:33:01 Caller Good.

1:33:02 Ice-T My question is, I was sexually molested as a little girl.

1:33:08 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

1:33:12 Ice-T And I haven't had any problems, no mental problems with that. My question is, would you recommend therapy for that? Because I'm afraid that maybe trauma might come maybe in a near future, not even near future, but maybe in the future.

1:33:35 Drew How are your relationships now?

1:33:38 Ice-T Um, not, not very good.

1:33:41 Drew Right, that, that's how it...

1:33:42 Ice-T We had, um, I guess one boyfriend that ended up cheating on me, so...

1:33:47 Drew Well, that, that, well, 20, who knows, but...

1:33:49 Adam Who molested you?

1:33:51 Ice-T Um, my uncle and my stepdad.

1:33:56 Drew Well, one of the way, I mean, the primary way that this thing will affect you is in your relationships. And if you're having trouble having satisfactory relationships and you'd like to improve that, then that's when you seek some treatment.

1:34:07 Adam What are you doing now? You're going to school.

1:34:09 Ice-T What do you mean, what am I doing now?

1:34:11 Drew Right this second, what are you doing now?

1:34:12 Adam You're going to school?

1:34:14 Ice-T Um, yes, I go to school full-time. I work full-time. Um, I'm pretty much a busy, a very busy person.

1:34:21 Adam Alright. Junior college?

1:34:24 Ice-T Um, yeah, more like a trick...

1:34:26 Adam Oh, what are you learning?

1:34:28 Ice-T Um, I'm majoring in fashion and designer marketing.

1:34:31 Adam Good. Let me make every, make it abundantly clear to everybody that I don't just discriminate against stupid people. I myself, to have seen my high school transcripts, know that I was once stupid. Uh, you are a bad student and you go to junior college, you're an idiot, you're a pain in my ass. You go to trade school, I'm in love with you. Yeah, yeah. That means you're realistic.

1:34:52 Drew Yeah.

1:34:53 Adam Yes? God bless everyone is going to trade school with just learning, learning something, a skill. All right, don't get pregnant, take it slow with the relationships, you're gonna need some therapy if you're molested. But you're going down the right path.

1:35:06 Drew Yeah.

1:35:06 Adam You're asking the right questions. Take a quick break, be right back after this.

1:35:10 Caller Alright, guys, here's the deal.

1:35:12 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:35:15 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:35:17 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:35:18 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:35:20 Drew Call the Dateline.

1:35:50 Adam Yeah!

1:35:51 Caller Woo!

1:35:53 Adam Yeah, get it on!

1:35:55 Drew Yeah, you need a nap.

1:35:56 Adam Yeah, you need a brain vacation, bucko.

1:36:02 Drew Good times.

1:36:02 Adam Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, let me say this. I want a couple of things. What are you doing tomorrow?

1:36:08 Drew Kimmel.

1:36:09 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Drew on Kimmel tomorrow. Dear, dear friend.

1:36:19 Drew It's interesting. I mean, I got to see him and Sarah last week and then Kathy Griffin last night, actually.

1:36:24 Adam And why are you going on with Kathy Griffin?

1:36:26 Drew It's just coincidence. I mean, not with her, just we happen to be scheduled the same night.

1:36:30 Adam She's going on first.

1:36:32 Drew Yeah. Oh, I imagine. Kathy Griffin.

1:36:35 Adam Oh, yeah, you'll not be disappointed. So, Jimmy Kimmel tomorrow night for Dr. Drew. Dave Matthews coming up here on Wednesday night. Looking forward to that. My show, Monday through Thursday.

1:36:48 Drew My show, Wednesday, Sunday, Sunday. I'm in the Discovery Hill channel.

1:36:50 Adam Now, Drew, why do you cut? You always cut me off.

1:36:52 Drew I don't always do it.

1:36:54 Adam Frequently, you cut plugs off, which is a crazy thing to cut off.

1:36:59 Drew That's the crazy thing. I didn't mean to do that.

1:37:00 Adam Not just mine. That would take it personally, but you actually do guest plugs and stuff too. I go, well, you just go to icet.org and Drew will jump in in the middle of it. Easy, baby.

1:37:13 Drew No way.

1:37:15 Adam All right. So we'll be back tomorrow night. And until then, this is, well, Drew, give the plug out for your show.

1:37:23 Drew Wednesday, midnight.

1:37:24 Caller But I got my show.

1:37:26 Adam Wednesday, midnight. Discovery Health Channel. This is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahala.

1:37:32 Drew No way.

1:37:35 Ice-T This has been Loveline.

1:37:39 Caller The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station.

1:37:47 Adam The producer for Loveline is Aningold.

1:37:49 Caller Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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