Episode 1000723545544

0:58 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:02 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:05 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content.

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1:14 Voiceover This is Loveline. With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:24 Adam Drew, you're awesome at that.

1:26 Drew Did you hear me yell, hurry? She was hurrying. I just slipped something past her. Oh, there it goes.

1:35 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Yowch. We just heard some crazy feedback in our ear.

1:44 311 Special effects.

1:45 Adam Nick Hexam are here tonight from 311. Woohoo. Don't tread on me.

1:49 311 Where's the fake applause?

1:50 311 I clap for us.

1:52 Adam There we go. Name of the CD, out in about three weeks, three, four weeks. Where the hell are we in? Yeah.

2:00 Drew It's a cool album, covering stuff.

2:03 Adam I haven't even taken a look at it. So we're going to hear something off the new CD. That's correct, right?

2:08 311 The release date is August 16th.

2:11 Adam You guys are going to be at the Grove in Anaheim on August 1st. You ever been to the Grove, Drew?

2:19 Drew No.

2:20 Adam It's right off the Big A?

2:22 Drew No.

2:22 Adam The Grove. There's a Grove. No, that's another Grove. This is the Anaheim Grove.

2:27 Drew No.

2:27 Adam It's a big, nice new theater that's basically in the front of the parking lot of Angel Stadium, right?

2:33 311 Cool.

2:34 311 They call it the Merriweather Pavilion, perhaps? Is that the same place?

2:38 311 I'm only familiar with the Merriweather Post out east.

2:40 I think it's across the street from the pond.

2:43 Adam Across the street from the pond?

2:44 Yeah, down the street from the pond.

2:45 Drew Which is basically near Mickey Mouse. On the other side of the freeway from the A Stadium.

2:48 Adam No, it's right in there. It's right there. No, it's on... You park...

2:52 Drew Could be. All right.

2:52 Adam Go get on the Schematic or something. Put up the bad signal. It's a cool place. Check out the World Wide Web. You guys haven't played there?

2:59 311 Yeah, we did play there once.

3:00 311 Did we?

3:00 311 Yes.

3:01 Adam All right.

3:01 311 It shows you what I know.

3:03 Adam Could... All right. Well, listen, you guys rock. You're not Magellan.

3:08 You're Moroccan.

3:10 Adam You know what I'm saying?

3:11 311 You're rocking the Magellan.

3:12 Adam Yeah. You don't know where you've been, man. You only know where you're going.

3:16 311 You know what I'm saying, dude? Look forward to that.

3:19 Adam Yeah. You're just looking at the back of the tour bus, man.

3:21 311 In front of the tour bus, it says, Further.

3:24 Adam That's where we're going. What's behind you is he who have been rocked. And what lays before you is those about to rock. You see what I'm saying?

3:32 311 I get it.

3:33 Adam You worry about those who are about to rock. The band... You know what I like about the band? It says, Self-Described Friends for Life, which is nice.

3:43 311 Yes. We get along in small quarters.

3:46 Adam You're gay. And it's hard to do. We were... All partnerships usually, and bands which are sort of larger partnerships, they end up hating each other, like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. And then, Drew, that's going to happen.

4:00 Drew Adam and me.

4:01 Adam Yeah. That should happen. And we'll have a tearful reunion once you're stricken with something in about 20 years.

4:06 Drew Oh, good. Good TV.

4:07 Adam I'll show up all bloated.

4:09 311 I'm here to help you, friend.

4:11 Adam We'll do that thing.

4:11 Drew Maybe like Jerry Lewis on steroids.

4:13 Adam We reunite in the name of cerebral palsy or something with a weird hug. And I got my bow tie undone and I'm all bloated. And we just cry. And you know, I talk about neither one of us knows what went wrong.

4:25 Drew No, of course not.

4:25 Adam We just don't know. They never specifically know. Usually they know.

4:29 Drew It wasn't me. It wasn't me.

4:30 Adam The point is, is we're here now. What's behind us is who have been rocked. Yeah, so how long has the band been together? It's been like...

4:38 311 Started in 90, 15 years.

4:40 Drew These guys have been in love life for 12 years.

4:42 311 Yeah.

4:42 Adam Oh my God.

4:43 Drew 12 years here.

4:47 Adam And I guess if you go on for long enough, you either get stronger or you just start to want to kill each other and you guys both. No, you're on the strong route.

4:57 311 Yeah, we're stronger than ever right now. We're in the zone, man. We just made this album in a third of the time that the previous one took.

5:05 Adam Really?

5:06 311 We're real excited about it.

5:07 Adam Why? What do you attribute that to?

5:10 311 Just a lot of momentum and confidence that came from a really good year with the 51st dates thing and then the love song, Cure cover that we did. And just our fan base was getting bigger and bigger and bigger. And we just had a lot of ideas and we just recorded them quickly at our own studio. And we just feel like...

5:32 Adam Where was the studio?

5:34 311 It's in North Hollywood and it's the same place we did the previous album.

5:37 Adam Yeah. And you own it?

5:38 311 Yeah.

5:39 Oh, really?

5:40 311 Real estate, baby.

5:41 Look into it.

5:42 Adam No ass. Oh, I've looked. Yeah. I kept telling Drew to look, but he wouldn't listen.

5:49 311 That was another reason why Evolver took so long, is we were putting that studio together. So when we went in this time, we could just get to work and just be creative like we like.

5:58 Adam Yeah. I'm from North Hollywood, so I know your digs. Where are you guys about? You don't have to give the address, but-

6:05 311 We're in the Arts District.

6:06 Adam The NoHo?

6:07 311 NoHo Arts.

6:08 Drew Now by the Television Arts and Sciences.

6:10 311 Yeah. Don't let them say there's NoHo's there.

6:12 Adam Yeah. I want to see-

6:13 311 There's a sign.

6:14 Adam I went to North Hollywood High, which is good because I tell people, I'm from North Hollywood. They go, what high schools you go to? I go, North Hollywood High, which really proves you are from North Hollywood.

6:24 Drew They're building a new high school. You've seen this?

6:26 Adam They are.

6:27 Drew Like on Cahuenga. Yeah, it's weird.

6:29 Adam Really?

6:30 Drew Yeah, it's huge.

6:31 Adam Yeah, it's probably a prison.

6:33 311 More money in it.

6:34 Adam, the Grove of Anaheim is on Catella down the street from Disneyland.

6:39 What's in the parking lot of the Big A there? No, cares. I find that one out.

6:45 Adam Find out what the venue, the big venue is that's in the parking lot of the Big A.

6:50 Drew A Stadium.

6:51 311 In the meantime, I can say that I had a celebrity go-kart race underneath the Big Huge A. It was incredible. It was so much fun. These things go-

6:59 311 Second place, right?

7:01 311 I was leading for the first half and then I hit a hay bale and just came in last. But guys from Pennywise were there. Corn and yes. Well, not Fletcher.

7:11 Adam Oh, good.

7:11 Drew No kidding. Couldn't fit in one of those things.

7:14 Adam No, it wouldn't. It'd just be called a kart, not a go. They'd have to remove the word go. Fletcher's in a kart.

7:18 Drew It'd be a wheelbarrow.

7:22 Adam Yeah, I know. I did one of those things, too. And I got my ass kicked by Chick. But my argument was the weight factor, the extra weight. She's lighter. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Steve?

7:32 Yeah.

7:33 Adam Twenty seven?

7:34 Yeah, I am.

7:35 Adam What's up?

7:36 Not much. I say good day to you gentlemen.

7:40 Adam I said good day to you, sir.

7:41 311 Good day back at you.

7:43 Adam We were we're having a laugh the other night about that was about the worst you could cuss somebody out like 150 years ago.

7:51 Drew I said good day, sir.

7:53 Adam Like you get in an argument with someone at the end. It's like, I said good day.

7:56 311 I will say good day to you and just walk storm out of the door.

7:58 Adam Right. That's like you might have to duel or something if someone called you a good day.

8:03 Drew Says good day to you.

8:04 Adam It's like you're rushed into the house, you're getting your pistols. Where are you going? Somebody said good day to me. And in a different tone than a friendly one.

8:13 311 That's their arse.

8:14 Adam Yeah. I'm just thinking what it... Now, I mean, you see, this is what, you know what we did, you know what we did with cussing in this culture is we effed the S out of it and now it's no good anymore.

8:28 Drew You can't go any further.

8:29 Adam Yeah. I blame black comics.

8:33 Drew It's all Richard Friar's fault.

8:34 Adam They just, too many N words and MFers and now nothing means anything anymore. And now you can't raise an eyebrow. Used to be you could tell someone F off or suck or whatever.

8:42 Drew It's just a comma. Yeah, it's just a semicolon.

8:45 Adam Yeah, it's no good anymore. It's been taken out.

8:48 311 Give Lenny Bruce some credit. Come on, he started it. And he got arrested for doing a 311, which is an indecent exposure, doing an indecent performance.

8:56 Adam Oh, really?

8:57 311 And just because he said CS.

8:59 Adam Oh, yeah, right.

9:00 Drew CSer.

9:01 311 Exactly. With the ER. One who.

9:04 Adam That's right. And look how we've evolved 40 years later. We're saying CSer with an R.

9:12 311 We're really free.

9:13 Adam We're free. Well, but if we weren't for courageous pioneers like Lenny Bruce, we wouldn't be able to say CSer with an R.

9:22 311 We'd be arrested.

9:23 Adam At 11 at night. You know what I'm saying? God bless. See, we have to give homage to these guys every once in a while.

9:29 Drew Broke through.

9:29 311 They broke through.

9:30 Adam The reason we're able to say CSer with an R is because of brave pioneers like Lenny Bruce.

9:36 Drew Look, mother f**ker, I'm telling you.

9:37 Adam Oh, come on. Oh, come on, Drew.

9:40 311 Thanks for calling, Steve. Steve?

9:42 Drew What's up, Steve?

9:42 Adam Yeah, what are we talking about?

9:44 I was just wondering, can you get general awards through giving oral sex?

9:52 Drew Can you get them on your mouth?

9:54 Yeah, you would actually get them on your mouth?

9:56 Drew There is such a thing.

9:57 Adam You don't hear about it too much.

9:58 Drew I've never seen it, yeah. I've never seen it. It's pretty rare. Yeah, I've never seen it. But there is concern about that out there.

10:07 Adam Well, tell the dude to put a condom on.

10:09 Oh yeah, I'll do that.

10:11 311 Wait, so is it because your girlfriend won't do it to you because you're carrying this?

10:16 Drew Or she has warts and you're afraid you're going to get it?

10:19 She actually just told me last week and it was nice of her because her previous boyfriend, she didn't even tell, but she decided to tell me before we've done anything. So now I'm pretty concerned about that.

10:31 Drew It could mean a couple different things by the way. Let me guess, you mean she's trying to turn them away.

10:36 Adam I wouldn't take it as a good thing necessarily.

10:38 Yeah, that's your point.

10:40 311 The kind of girl you don't bring home to mother.

10:42 Drew The kind of girl 80% of girls his age have the wart virus.

10:44 Adam It used to be 50% and the last three weeks it's gone up to 80 now, Drew?

10:48 Drew It's certainly 50%. I've seen the data lately has been crazy. It just shows it's exquisitely common.

10:53 Adam Remember the 100 bucks I made from you because you swore I had warts?

10:57 Drew I'll bring him the data.

10:58 Adam Go get the data.

10:58 Drew You may have had it at one time because now what they are showing is that they last less long than they thought they had. But they're very common.

11:05 Adam Here's what happened. I told Drew I didn't have warts and he said, oh, yeah, you do. I said, no, I've never had a wart.

11:12 311 You do now.

11:14 Adam I'm pretty forthright.

11:15 Drew I'm saying you must have had it because it's been usual.

11:19 Adam Drew says 50% of people, youngish people living in urban areas or whatever, have this which just to me means Drew has it. But I told him I didn't have it and he just refused to believe me. So eventually, I bet him $100 and he dumped acetic acid on my pepe. Oh, Jesus Christ.

11:38 Drew There it is.

11:39 Adam I just dumped acid all over my penis.

11:42 Drew That's the way you look at it in a black light. It shows the pre-cancer.

11:46 311 Who won?

11:48 Adam I got the 100 bucks. Let's put it that way.

11:49 Drew You saw some suspicious stuff.

11:51 Adam And by the way, that's like trying to wrestle a pot of honey away from a grizzly bear getting 100 bucks from Drew. So believe me, if he paid me that 100 bucks, I say good day to his wallet, is what I say.

12:06 Drew Fact is, it's exceedingly common. Everyone that gets a pap smear now gets tested for this because it's so common.

12:11 Adam But it's not 80% of women.

12:13 Drew Well, yeah, I've seen data like that. I'm just saying it's very common.

12:17 311 And a condom fully protects from this?

12:19 Drew It's not fully, but it helps protect against it.

12:21 Adam But she has it on her genitals, and he performed oral on her.

12:27 Drew He wants to know that it's okay.

12:28 Adam I would say that's okay. Let me ask him another question.

12:30 311 Use some Listerine, Steve, when you're done with it.

12:34 Adam How long have you two been going out?

12:36 Well, actually, this time around two weeks, we hadn't seen each other for two years, and then she was STD-free, that I know of, and we just kind of hooked back up two weeks ago.

12:47 Adam Steve, it doesn't sound like this is a marriage made in heaven.

12:51 Definitely not.

12:52 Adam It seems like there's a little baggage, a little sewage under the bridge.

12:56 311 I would...

12:58 Adam I mean, here's what I'm...

12:59 Drew All this energy about General Wartz is a little disturbing to me. I mean, yes, it needs to be...

13:04 Adam But he has other issues, which is they broke up, she had sex with some guy for a while, maybe a friend of his, and now they're back, and he's angry, but he's still into her. Steve, here's the deal, I've learned in my travels, maybe I'd just start with a clean sheet of paper. This has too many marks on it from the eraser, you two, sketches you've drawn, erase plans you've made and crossed out, just start with a fresh sheet. Let's go find some chick that you don't know dated one of your friends, or you don't have that weird history with. Okay. Or drop it, get over it, and get on with the relationship, but don't live in limbo. Okay.

13:43 311 Yeah, but don't fool yourself if, you know, you can tell she's not really of your ilk.

13:48 Adam Yeah.

13:48 311 I mean, maybe you're the worst one, but from what you're saying by having this concern, you're worried about her sort of cleanliness and also, therefore, ethics.

13:57 Drew That's ridiculous.

13:58 Adam It seems.

13:59 Drew That is so ridiculous. Not what you're saying, but that he would feel that way about somebody that has something that most people have. It has nothing to do with her cleanliness. Most. Most people have, or have had. It's true.

14:11 Adam You know I'm always right, though, right?

14:13 Drew All right.

14:13 Adam Go get some data and make sure it's in your favor.

14:15 311 Data search.

14:16 311 Information superhighway.

14:18 Adam Yeah. And would you find out that venue that's in the parking lot of the Anaheim Stadium?

14:23 Here's a picture of Angel Stadium, and there is nothing else there because they expanded it and they made it all exciting.

14:28 Adam All right.

14:28 311 Now I can help you with that.

14:30 Adam Now I'm going to go and say, what? Get on there, Nick, would you? Annie? Oh wait, we got a question for the band. Hold on a second.

14:38 311 I'm one fifth of the band.

14:40 Adam Oh wait, Nick, come back and answer this question. We'll do it during the song. Drew, don't become like Lenny Bruce with his court papers up there going insane.

14:48 311 Just try to represent himself.

14:50 311 Lenny, it's not that funny just reading the court papers.

14:54 Drew Look, I'm telling you.

14:55 Adam Then, Drew, do it during the commercial. We'll promise we'll give you your time.

15:02 Drew We've got a question for the band. Come on.

15:03 Adam All right. Go ahead. Go ahead, Annie.

15:05 Hi. I just want to say hi to Nick and everything and I love you guys, and I'll be everything.

15:11 311 Hi, Amy. We love you too.

15:14 Adam Annie.

15:15 Caller Go ahead.

15:16 311 Annie. Annie.

15:18 311 I'm Peanut and I said your name right first.

15:23 311 I said I love you.

15:25 311 He's in the commitment.

15:29 Caller Well, my question was about the new album, Don't Tread On Me. I know that Evolver definitely had some new sounds and vibes compared to your previous albums. I was wondering if you guys personally think if the new album bring back the classic 311 sound or something similar or different to Evolver?

15:48 311 Well, I think we go through a back and forth phase of wanting to really reinvent the wheel as we know it and albums like Evolver, Transistor or more all new sounds and then some are more back to basics like the Blue Album and I believe Don't Tread On Me is more of a, it's more of just a fun album that was made a lot quicker than some of our previous albums and but there's definitely departures there but I wouldn't characterize it as a big departure album. It's more a lot of songs are going to be fun to play live and just a snapshot of what we're doing right now and people like Peanut's mom here said that when she heard it, it reminded her of us in 1993, 94 era. So maybe that's what some people want to hear, other people want to hear a brand new stuff, but we're just doing what naturally comes out.

16:44 Adam Let me ask you guys a question. When you're doing new music and you're doing it live, obviously there's not a comfort level or not as comforting and familiar as songs you know and have done a dozen, a million times. Is it still fun or do you have to think about it a little more, and does it turn into a little more of a job? You know what I'm saying?

17:10 311 It just takes a little while to be comfortable with new stuff, just like anything. I would say what you're doing, but you've got a handle on it. You've been doing this for so long. I don't think people could surprise you by saying anything. I think every time I come in and do this show, I'm always surprised by what the people say, but it seems like you two hold it down so deeply that you're not really that surprised by it. And I think the same is kind of true. Even with new songs, they're really not that different because we're working with the same group of people in this same format that we've been doing for 15 years.

17:44 Adam And you guys created this song, so it's not like someone dropped the song off and told you to learn it.

17:49 311 And we rehearsed really hard, and everything just leads up to it. And we tour for a living. That's the one thing we can really rely on. So it's what we focus on.

17:59 Adam Obviously there's songs you like more than other songs when you're playing live. Are there any songs that you just kind of like to get through to get to the ones that you're really looking forward to? Or if you had one of those, would you put it on the set list? Or does that vary from band member to band member? And do you ever talk about it or argue about it?

18:20 311 Well, you take a song like the one that closed out our last album, Off Evolver, Sometimes Jack's Rule of the Realm. Now this is a song that's basically like six or seven movements strung together and there's like a really...

18:35 Hold on.

18:36 Adam Drew, do you got your data?

18:37 Yeah. All right.

18:38 Adam Don't make so much noise with it though.

18:39 311 You're flapping it. I'm almost done here.

18:40 Adam Go ahead.

18:41 311 Please bear with me. Anyway, it's so hot in here.

18:43 Adam But what, are you in church? Relax.

18:45 Drew Put that down. I'm in Atlanta in the 19th century.

18:48 Adam The 17-year-old black one, like Ann Aster over there. Yes, I'm sorry, Nick.

18:52 311 I apologize for Drew. It's harder to pull off. Yeah, the first time we played it, it was pretty nerve-wracking because it starts out with just like my vocal and it's kind of very at the top of my range and acoustic guitar and then there's this like mandolin-y thing and it's this big long journey. So yeah, you're pretty much on your toes. It's pretty nerve-wracking. But the sense of satisfaction you get when you do that is fantastic. It's not, you know, if we played the same old stuff over and over, like the Beach Boys out doing Fun, Fun, Fun 30 years later, that would maybe get boring. But we're still finding ways to change it up all the time and we've got so many different songs to choose from and we're not just all about regurgitating the hits.

19:31 Adam If I was in the Beach Boys, I'd be like, let's change it up and let's do Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun. I don't want to totally go a different direction, but let's add one more Fun.

19:42 Drew Fun, Fun, Fun.

19:43 Adam Yeah, let's add two more Funds. All right, Drew, what do you got there, buddy?

19:47 Drew This is from the American Cancer Society and the US. Preventative Services and Task Force. The researcher says, the vast majority of adolescents, wait, wait, where am I? Okay, noted that 50% of sexually active adolescent girls have been exposed to HPV and their PAP test will show mild abnormalities as a result. Some researchers go even farther and say that more than 50% have been exposed.

20:12 Adam All right, exposed is different than having.

20:14 Drew That's the same thing.

20:14 Adam No, that's exposed.

20:16 Drew How would you test for it? How would you test for the exposure unless they have the virus?

20:19 Adam I don't know, Drew, that you're a scientist.

20:21 Drew That's what you got to do. There is no test for exposure.

20:22 Adam I'm a carpenter, I'm a comedian, a Renaissance man. I'm not, no.

20:26 Drew It means they've got it.

20:27 Adam Exposed. No, Drew, please.

20:29 Drew It means they've got it.

20:30 Adam Get on the website. You check it out.

20:32 All right.

20:33 Drew You want me to go back on the web again?

20:34 Yeah.

20:34 Adam Nick, did you find that venue? We're going to hear a 311 song. That's what we need to do.

20:39 Michelle?

20:39 Yeah.

20:40 Adam You got it?

20:41 Yeah.

20:41 Adam It's called the Grove, right?

20:43 Grove of Anaheim.

20:45 Adam But isn't it in the parking lot of the Big A? Oh. Water tower. All right. Listen, I'm going to find this thing.

20:51 Caller It's on Cotella.

20:52 Adam I just, I got to find a helicopter shot of this thing. This is from 311 off the new album, Don't Tread on Me. And this one's called Don't Tread on Me.

24:05 311 Go smile.

24:06 311 You loved it. You loved it.

24:07 Adam 311, everybody.

24:08 311 That's the new...

24:09 Adam Off the new CD. Yeah, don't tread on me. Out August 16th, we got to take a quick break. Drew has got a new head full of data and underpants.

24:18 311 He's got a head full of ideas. Full of poop.

24:19 Drew And steam.

24:20 Adam And steam.

24:21 Drew Steamy poo.

24:21 Adam Steamy poo. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

24:28 311 Hello, is this your radio?

24:30 Loveline will be right back.

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25:07 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, 311, in the studio tonight. Peanut, Nick Hexham, here tonight. We will hear another song off Don't Tread On Me in the 11 o'clock hour. Drew did his research on the genital warts, and Drew.

25:26 Drew Found that 50 to 75 percent of people will contract the wart virus at some point in their life. But that presently, the data shows somewhere between 10 and 30 percent have it. And my point was-

25:37 Adam Or walking around with it.

25:39 Drew Yeah, and my point was not to ostracize or sort of think ill of someone who has it because most people get it at some point in their life.

25:46 Adam Right.

25:46 Drew Particularly young, sexually active folks.

25:49 Adam Well, it helps.

25:49 Drew It helps to be that way.

25:50 Adam You'd be pissed if you were a virgin and you got warts.

25:52 Drew Yeah, that'd be unfair.

25:54 Adam That's a tough hand. That's like an AIDS from a transfusion.

25:57 Drew I said good day.

25:58 Adam I said good day to you, dear AIDS. All right. Yeah, here's the deal. If I get something good, I want to do something.

26:06 Drew You want to earn it. All right. Yeah.

26:08 Adam Right. Smith Barney. Jen?

26:12 Yeah.

26:13 Adam What happened to the days, by the way, when a commercial would come out and then TV talk show host would take hold of it and then for like three years it'd be, I can't believe I ate the whole thing was the punch line of every sitcom and all. There's too many channels, too many commercials now, like we can't do it anymore.

26:31 Drew Tivo. We don't watch commercials anymore.

26:33 Adam Yeah, but there's too many.

26:34 Drew Yeah, yeah.

26:35 Adam You know, it used to be...

26:36 311 Good times.

26:37 Adam You come up with Where's the Beef and you would just ride that pony into the ground for like five years and now, nothing, song parodies. Yeah.

26:44 Drew Nothing, nothing.

26:45 Adam No, it's all gone. All right, where were we, Drew?

26:48 Drew There you go.

26:48 Adam Jen?

26:49 Yes.

26:50 Adam You're 20?

26:51 Caller Yes.

26:52 Adam What's up?

26:52 311 How's that working out for you?

26:54 Caller Well, like a year ago I moved out to California with this guy I was dating who was a skinhead. And he left and he came back and we started to have a relationship again. Well, now-

27:06 311 That was, if you're going to say one.

27:08 Adam Yeah.

27:09 Drew Yeah. Break it up big. Break it up big, Jen. Good thing Lenny Bruce broke through so Jen could express herself.

27:17 Adam Yeah. I'll tell you if that MF or LB or didn't get up there with the CS or RR.

27:27 311 That was hard to explain. We all fumbled a little bit.

27:30 Drew So-

27:30 311 I'm taking notes here.

27:32 Adam But you know what I'm saying. The point is he was a pioneer and we're all better off for it. Jen.

27:40 Caller Yes.

27:41 Adam You cannot. Oh, hold on. Anderson's trying to reboot. We have an delay.

27:47 311 I got Todd on the board tonight, so we just dumped it.

27:50 Drew So give us a couple of minutes.

27:51 Adam Okay. Let's go to another call and then we'll get back to stupid Jack.

27:55 311 Hold on one second.

27:55 Adam Adam. Corolla. Yeah. I want to change the pool game Marco Polo.

28:01 311 Shut up. Shut up. I said shut up.

28:06 Adam Anderson plays that every time Michelle speaks into the mic and nobody can understand what it is. But it's one more reason we don't want to hang out with Anderson.

28:15 311 All right.

28:17 Adam So I want to change the popular kids pool game Marco Polo to Adam Corolla.

28:23 311 Very popular.

28:24 Adam It's very popular. It could be more popular when my name is in there.

28:27 311 It rolls right off the tongue.

28:28 Drew Sweeping the nation.

28:29 Adam What a legacy. And then hundreds of years from now, Marco Polo has been dead for like 900 years. Hundreds of years from now when they were playing Adam Corolla, people will be like, who is that guy? My dad told me he made beat-off jokes on the radio.

28:46 311 He invented a car called a Corolla that would go and go and go.

28:50 311 And it was his favorite vehicle.

28:52 Adam Jen?

28:53 Caller Yes.

28:53 311 All right.

28:54 Adam Are you rebooted, Anderson?

28:57 311 We don't want to boot Jen again.

28:58 Adam Jen.

28:59 Caller OK. Yes.

29:00 Adam Please try not. Here's what will prevent you from swearing on the air. Do not gather any momentum verbally. Because when people gather verbal momentum, then their mouth gets a little head of their brain. Well, you were drunk at least. Their mouth gets ahead of their brain and they can't get it back into the bar. So slow down. Go ahead, Jen.

29:24 311 He was having sex with this black girl.

29:27 Drew African American woman.

29:28 311 And he was just saying that.

29:29 Drew He's a skinhead and he's a racist, right?

29:32 Caller I'm also Mexican.

29:34 Drew So he likes, he doesn't live up to his creed.

29:37 Adam Yeah.

29:38 311 Fire Jen.

29:40 Adam Slow down.

29:41 Drew No, yeah.

29:42 Adam All right. Did you see what happened? She was at a nice steady 55. Then she saw the cop pull off the off-ramp. She start putting her right foot down. Next thing you know, she went to Coo-Coo City.

29:56 Drew That's a disturbed person. Can I even contain, can I utter three or four sentences on an environment where she knows clearly she can't do those things?

30:07 Adam Well, perhaps we should have brought it up. That's a disturbed person. I just want to put her on hold. I want to get her number off the air. I'm looking for her nanny. It's not that she would be good, but I feel like I could get her cheat. You know what I mean? To me, let's face it, it's about money.

30:27 Caller Let's be honest, everybody.

30:29 Adam Oh, what a delight. Now, what else do you need to know about young Jen?

30:32 Drew Nothing. She's probably a dangerous person.

30:35 Adam Nothing? Get her some therapy?

30:37 311 No.

30:38 Adam No? Tranquilize yourself?

30:40 311 Yes. Whatever you can get.

30:44 311 There's skinheads against racial prejudice, also known as sharps out there.

30:48 Adam Oh, really?

30:49 311 They're out there, so.

30:50 Adam Well, I sort of believe-

30:52 Drew But why wouldn't he just- why would he give up on Jen? I mean, just such a delight.

30:57 Adam Yeah. How could you say no to this? Such a pleasure to be around.

31:01 Drew Oh.

31:01 311 A quality girl there.

31:02 Caller Yeah.

31:03 311 Jen, you got a raw deal.

31:05 Adam Yeah. These demure types don't come around very often.

31:09 Drew Oh, and it must be so delightful to spend time with her and be around her.

31:12 Adam Can you imagine? Oh, I guess you probably-

31:14 311 Her wordplay is just mesmerizing.

31:15 Adam Oh, I could see her playing the cello, probably classically trained.

31:19 311 Harpsichord.

31:20 Drew Flute, harpsichord. Yeah, those are her instruments.

31:22 Adam Yeah, you play a little baroque music.

31:24 311 Think about the colorful words she's using right now, describing her-

31:28 Drew And only on period instruments, too. Mozart on period instruments only. She's a purist.

31:33 Adam Oh, absolutely.

31:33 311 And she just plays and cries, because it moves her so.

31:37 Adam Absolutely.

31:38 Drew Screams the F-word between the phrases of music.

31:42 311 She's doing a waltz right now.

31:43 Adam Oh, and she's like, mostly Mozart is over at the Civic. I have balcony tickets. This will be excellent. Excelsior, she yells.

31:55 311 It's a wonderful thing to yell.

31:57 Adam Excelsior.

31:58 311 Speaking of period pieces.

32:00 Adam I had this idea today, shifting gears. I was thinking about tranquilizing Jen. I thought the evolution of dentistry. I was thinking about dentistry. Well, I have to go to the dentist.

32:12 311 I did that last week.

32:13 Adam I'm going Friday. What you have done?

32:16 311 I fixed a chip that I got playing basketball. It was bonded up. One of my insizers, yeah, cleaned it up. And I had a little decalcification going on in my molars. Had to get that worked on. It was great. I just brought in my iPod and put the songs on shuffle.

32:33 Adam Got to get in. I got to get that iPod. Smart.

32:35 311 It was fine. It was a good thing to be able to block out.

32:38 311 Is that sarcasm?

32:39 Adam No.

32:39 311 Because I remember I was plugging, four years ago, I was just going on and on about the iPod.

32:44 Adam Right. And what, was I making fun of it?

32:46 311 No, you were just clueless. You still haven't got one?

32:48 Adam No, I have an iPod.

32:49 Drew No, you've got like four of them.

32:50 Adam I'm into it.

32:51 311 You're saying, oh, for Dennis.

32:52 Adam I'm bringing it in. I'm going to bring it in. That's right. Because I, unfortunately, though, music can't drown out the drilling into bone.

33:00 311 There's no way.

33:01 Adam What's going to be going on with me?

33:02 Drew Do you still have a space back there?

33:04 Adam I got to have another post put in.

33:06 Drew Because you waited so long on the other one?

33:08 Adam No, no, this, would you drop your attitude?

33:11 Drew Because you had a post.

33:13 Adam I had a post.

33:13 Get off me, dad.

33:14 Adam Yeah, dad. I hate you so much right now.

33:17 311 I'm going to get my own place someday.

33:19 Adam I hope I never go to college.

33:21 311 Oh, that hurts.

33:22 Adam I hope I go gayer.

33:23 Drew Well, that's right.

33:24 311 I'm going to hold my bread until I'm gay.

33:25 311 I had big plans for you, son.

33:27 Adam No, here's what happened. I got one titanium post put in place.

33:31 Drew But you never finished it, right?

33:32 Adam No. I'm getting the crown put on that one, but I need a second titanium post.

33:37 311 So right now it's just bling because you're-

33:39 Adam There's just a post.

33:40 311 Let's see.

33:41 Drew Let's see.

33:42 Adam You see it? You see it?

33:44 311 You could put in a nice guest bed.

33:45 311 Those of you in the audience could see Dr. Drew leaning into Adam's mouth.

33:50 Drew It's a flying saucer attached to his jawbone.

33:52 Adam It's a big post. In the way-

33:54 311 It's titanium, though.

33:55 Adam It's like four millimeters. It's huge. It's not a little skinny post.

33:57 Drew It's a saucer.

33:58 Adam Yeah. The thing is, the way they get it to stay there is they drill into your jawbone, and then they tap it. The fact that I'm a carpenter and I know how this stuff works even makes it hurt even more.

34:12 Drew Yes.

34:12 Adam You know what I mean?

34:13 Drew It's no different than what you do with wood. I guarantee it.

34:14 Adam Right. You tap it right into the bone and then screw this thing into the bone.

34:20 Drew People expect this stuff to be like delicate and sort of.

34:22 Adam Oh, right. Come on. I don't need this. I don't need this.

34:25 311 It's got to sting.

34:26 Drew It's woodworking.

34:27 Adam I don't need this. I don't need this now. But here's the point. I'm doing this on Friday. And so there's the evolution of dentistry. I was thinking of it. First thing, you did nothing. You just have to bite on a spoon and then they give you a little brandy and then some ether or something came in and eventually Novocaine came around and that evolved into some sort of Twilight sleep where they give you a little gas and they knock you down with some nitrous. But here's the next evolution I was thinking about. Even with the nitrous and the pills and all that stuff, you still have the psychological part of driving to the dentist to have this crazy work done on your jaw. I would like to be darted. I realize anywhere. I would be out at a restaurant raising a toes and be like, you know, when I met Cheryl and Steve about eight years ago, and it just fall over.

35:20 311 I regret nothing.

35:21 Adam I just wake up at home with cotton in my mouth. What the hell? We had to go to the dentist. Wow.

35:26 311 And your kidneys missing.

35:28 Adam But wouldn't that be awesome? You'd feel a sting in your neck and the next thing you know, you just wake up, you'd be driving, your wife be driving you home and you'd be like, what's up? You remember that post you needed? Well, it was time. Well, when do we? It's done.

35:43 Caller Wow.

35:44 Adam See, I didn't even have the psychological part about looking into it.

35:48 Caller Yeah.

35:49 Adam Okay. That's the next one.

35:51 311 Isn't that how they got BA. Baracus, Mr. T's character on the A-Team into exotic locales. They knocked him out because he was afraid to fly.

35:57 Adam That's how every episode of the A-Team works.

36:00 311 That ruled. We met him. That was one of my crowning achievements as a musician.

36:04 Adam BA were going to the conga.

36:05 311 On Jimmy Kimmel's show.

36:06 311 That's right, yeah.

36:08 311 He got up and danced all mixed up for a little bit.

36:10 311 He hugged every one of us. It was amazing.

36:12 311 Big bear hugs.

36:14 Adam BA would always be like...

36:16 311 He's shorter than I would have expected.

36:18 311 Don't say that on the air.

36:19 Adam He's not a tall man, but he's got a lot of heart.

36:22 311 Right, it's all heart.

36:23 Adam Every episode would be like, BA., we're getting on a plane, we're going to the conga. You know I don't travel by airplane, sucker. And he'd be like, okay. And the next day, he'd be like, buttermilk.

36:32 Caller Let me have some of that.

36:34 Adam He never really made the correlation with him drinking a beverage and laced with something a guy would hand him on the tarmac.

36:41 Drew Immediately, by the way, he's following him declaring he doesn't fly, always.

36:45 Caller I don't fly.

36:46 Adam Give me that bit of milk, Joe. The other thing I love about the A-Team, and I was just thinking about the A-Team today, they were Vietnam vets who were accused of a crime they didn't commit.

36:58 Drew Literary genius.

36:58 Adam And they were living in the, they were roaming the LA underground, all right? And there was an MP that was hot on their heels all the time. They were keeping a low profile. It's like, hey, have you seen these guys? There's a black guy with 70 feet of gold anchor chain around his neck. He's wearing coveralls and his sleeves are cut off. He drives a van with orange. The black van with the big red stripe. Yeah, there's other guys driving a canary yellow Corvette. You ever seen those guys?

37:26 311 Never, never spot them.

37:27 Adam They're burning out all the time. Yeah, they're in the house. Yeah, they're down the street.

37:31 311 Making fast sums of money.

37:32 Adam Could you miss these guys? Could you miss these? Yeah, they're five adult males all living in the same house driving a custom van, open headers. Yeah, it's like, no, I don't know who those guys are. Never seen them before.

37:45 311 Now, this is very entertaining for us, over 30 people, but most people at home are like, what's an A team?

37:51 311 Flip over to Nick at Night. It's probably on right now.

37:54 Adam Look up TUA. Holes. That was TV. Yeah. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. Michelle, please find that venue in the parking lot.

38:01 Drew Well, let's clarify, that's TV we suffered with when we were your age.

38:03 Adam That's all we had. We didn't have that great educational stuff.

38:05 311 Yeah, we need a break. We've helped so many people.

38:07 311 It was better than the Golden Girls and Alf, though. Fits right in the middle.

38:10 Adam Combined. Yes. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back with 311 after this.

38:16 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

38:18 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

38:23 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

38:48 Caller Hey, everybody, we're on Loveline.

38:51 311 Not that I'm a rich girl.

38:53 Caller It is Loveline.

38:54 Adam I'm Adam.

38:55 Caller That is Dr. Drew.

38:56 Adam 311 is here tonight. We have Peanut, Nick Hexham here. From the band, the CD, which is not going to be out for about three and a half to four weeks.

39:07 Caller We are going to hear another song.

39:08 Adam Yeah, we are going to hear another song. Drew, into us. Drew called dibs on the 311 CD almost immediately, which he normally doesn't do. Just as long as I have one for myself. Where is my 311? I don't even have a copy of it.

39:25 Drew They have got it in there.

39:25 Adam Well, there is one here.

39:27 311 That is the Greatest Hits.

39:28 Drew It has got my name on it, though. You can have this one.

39:30 311 Two times.

39:31 Adam Oh, you grabbed the Greatest Hits.

39:33 Drew Yes.

39:34 Adam Oh.

39:34 311 And you are holding the single.

39:36 Adam Yeah. Is this just the single?

39:39 311 Yeah, but it looks very much like the actual album.

39:42 Adam Yeah, but it's like things that look-

39:45 Drew Will you send out the album to Adam and a Greatest Hits one?

39:48 311 But of course.

39:48 Adam Yeah, like a Greatest Hits one too. Like them both.

39:51 311 Get you a whole box of those.

39:52 Adam Yeah. All right. Where are we?

39:55 311 We are yet to help somebody.

39:57 Adam Okay. Well, let's not break our streak then. Let's talk a little more about the Anaheim parking lot. Sarah?

40:04 Yeah.

40:06 Adam You're 17?

40:08 Caller Yeah.

40:10 Adam Now, my Spidey sense is tingling. You sound angry.

40:13 No, I'm not. I'm staring at the light and I have a headache.

40:18 Adam Okay.

40:18 311 Try not staring at the light.

40:20 Adam Yeah. I didn't know the room you were in was illuminated. I'm sorry.

40:24 Oh, wait. Am I on air? I am on air and I just sounded like a fool, right?

40:28 Adam Yeah. Darn. Don't cuss because it's coming, but we want to help.

40:34 Okay.

40:35 Adam All right.

40:36 311 What's your problem?

40:37 My problem is I like this guy and he's really cool and he's really nice, but I found out today that he is actually a she and that he takes hormones to be a guy.

40:54 Adam He was a she? What's the genitalia?

40:58 Vagina.

40:59 Adam Vagina. Okay.

41:01 So I mean technically he's still a girl, but I've known him only as a guy. And I'm just wondering, I still like him, but should I try and go for it or not?

41:14 Drew Have you ever had same-sex feelings?

41:18 Yeah.

41:19 Drew No, I mean gay.

41:20 Yeah.

41:21 Drew So you think you're gay, but this is the first time you've liked a guy?

41:24 No, OK. What the thing is, I guess I'm bi, because I like guys and girls. I'm not really sure which way I'm going with this.

41:33 Adam Sarah, I'm just going to ask a couple of quick questions.

41:35 Caller OK.

41:37 Adam When did you get molested?

41:39 OK, I got molested from when I was about 5 and 12.

41:43 Adam Hold on a second. I have to be knocked over with a feather. Oh, my goodness.

41:48 Drew Shocking.

41:48 Adam Shocking. Shocking.

41:50 Drew Couldn't tell that to make light of your comment.

41:53 Adam Not to make light of it, but to make light of all the a-holes who say, Look, everyone is an individual and you don't know anybody and everyone's story is different and you can't judge and tell you. Of course she was molested. That's why her compass is spinning around like she's in the devil's triangle.

42:09 Drew Why she makes us feel the way she does.

42:10 Caller Yes, she's angry.

42:12 Adam Angry as hell. And you get angry when you get molested because you should be angry.

42:16 Drew I wrote something down the moment she started talking.

42:18 311 That's right.

42:19 Adam That's right.

42:20 Drew She gives me a definite gay vibe. Regardless of what's caused it, I get the sense there that you are in fact...

42:26 Really?

42:27 Adam Yeah, so one syllable into our conversation, Drew thought gay, I thought molested.

42:34 You know, I always listen to you guys and you always get the molestation thing in like two seconds. And I just knew if I ever called, you would get it in like a second.

42:42 Adam Well, because...

42:42 Drew Well, God bless you for sort of caving in real quick and easily with us. Yeah.

42:46 Adam And listen, you wear it. I mean, people sound like what they are. They sound like what they're thinking. Even if the words aren't what they're thinking, it's the tone. I don't think people realize...

42:58 Drew The affect. It's the tone.

43:00 Adam How much they give away that one.

43:01 Drew We don't just mean the tone of your voice, the tone, the affect tone, the emotional tone that you portray.

43:06 Adam Right.

43:07 Drew All right. A certain quality that's always there.

43:09 Adam The point is, is now that we've done this, so we're not gonna judge because it's impossible, but here's the deal. You gotta get some therapy for what was done to you.

43:20 Drew Okay.

43:21 Adam Have you done that?

43:22 Actually, I really, I have. Believe it or not.

43:25 Drew No, I do believe. I was gonna say.

43:26 Adam It sounds like that because we didn't have to wring it out of you.

43:29 Drew But here's what I was gonna say. I think, this is my humble opinion, and this is sort of maybe even irresponsible jumping through up to this so quickly, but aren't you, is it not the case you were struggling with your homosexuality?

43:43 Caller Yeah.

43:44 Drew You don't want to be gay. You don't want to be gay, do you?

43:46 Caller I don't want to have to tell my parents.

43:48 Drew Right. You don't want to be gay, and that's what you've been struggling with. I think it's time you kind of maybe had a homosexual relationship and sort of see what-

43:55 Caller I haven't had a relationship, but I've been with girls and stuff like that.

43:59 Drew Maybe you ought to have a relationship.

44:02 Adam Why don't you want to tell your parents and how were they involved with the molestation?

44:06 Caller All right. This is- you guys are going to have fun with this one first of all. I don't want to tell my mom because I know that she's going to be like, have you ever been in a relationship with a girl, Sarah? How do you know that you're gay? You're not gay, Sarah. Just because you've kissed a girl, just because you've had a dream about a girl, doesn't mean that you're gay. That's why I don't want to tell her, because she's going to have holes in my face.

44:28 Adam All right. But why- okay, you're 17, you don't have to tell her, but who molested you?

44:34 Caller All right. This is where it gets really fun and interesting. My mom's boyfriend molested me when I was seven years old. She walked in on him molesting me, and she didn't do anything.

44:45 Adam Wow. She got molested.

44:47 Drew Yes.

44:47 Caller Yeah, she did.

44:49 Caller Oh, another shocker.

44:50 Drew Wait a minute. Hold on.

44:53 Caller How do you know?

44:54 Drew How do you know? I don't know.

44:55 Adam Shocking.

44:55 Caller It's so shocking.

44:56 Caller How do I know that she got molested?

44:57 Drew No, no.

44:57 Adam How do we know? It's easy. That's all. I just wish society would understand this and then act accordingly. I mean, so people could get help and so we could prevent this. You know what I mean? I mean, if society would understand, in my humble opinion, it's sort of society's job to understand these patterns and sort of head things off to protect people. If we understand there's an al-Qaeda attack that's coming this way, our job is to go head it off, not clean it up after the bomb goes off. If we have this information, we have this information. We probably could have prevented you from getting what you got based on what we know about your mom's history and the kind of guys she'd be attracted to and who she'd bring into the home. But we choose to act like everyone is an individual. Therefore, we can never really anticipate these things and we can never focus on them and they never get corrected. We just wait around until somebody gets victimized again. It's rudimentary stuff. It's very easy. And I just wish someone would talk about it. We could focus on it and see if we could reverse the trend a little bit. All right. So anyway, you got molested and obviously you're angry at your mom.

46:08 Caller Yeah.

46:09 Adam And you should be. And she let this go on for how long?

46:13 Caller Let me see, like five years, I think, after that.

46:18 Adam Okay. So look, ruining your mom's day with your proclamation of being a lesbian is going to be a watershed moment in your life.

46:25 Drew Payback.

46:26 Adam Obviously it's payback. That's another thing. This is all filled with sort of Loveline cliches. But when somebody worries about devastating their parents because they're telling them, because their dad's a racist and they have to bring home their black boyfriend, it's not about worrying about their dad. It's payback time. It's payback time for your horrible mother.

46:44 Drew This is a little bit different though because she's preoccupying about not doing that, not preoccupying about doing it.

46:50 Adam Okay.

46:50 Drew And she's very codependent on mom.

46:52 Caller Right.

46:53 Drew Busy taking care of mom. You can't, you were sort of mom's caretaker, weren't you?

46:58 Caller Dude, my therapist said the exact same thing for like a year and a half.

47:01 Drew Yeah.

47:02 Caller All right.

47:02 Adam Do you still have a therapist?

47:04 Caller No, I actually stopped going after about three years. You guys think I should go back?

47:10 Drew Yes. Yes.

47:11 Adam Run. As a matter of fact, don't leave.

47:12 Drew Yeah. Run immediately. Go right now. Sit up front of the office.

47:16 Adam That's the sound it should make when you're running for your therapist. The same sound it's going to make when I get home.

47:21 311 Is there really a boyfriend?

47:22 Adam Pop in a little spice.

47:23 Drew Well, it's a girl boyfriend.

47:24 Adam Yeah. All right.

47:25 Drew It's sort of a solution to all her dynamics, though, isn't it? It's a female with male hormones.

47:30 Adam But Sarah, don't squeeze a trigger on anything.

47:32 Drew Yes.

47:33 Adam The he-she guy, don't worry about making a decision on him.

47:36 Drew Go to therapy.

47:37 Adam The mom proclamation.

47:38 Drew No, no.

47:39 Adam No, no. Get back into therapy. You're smart.

47:42 Drew You're doing good work. You're great.

47:43 Adam Just keep doing good work. Keep going.

47:45 Drew You sound like you're 27. I thought I was talking to a 27-year-old.

47:48 Adam Right.

47:48 Drew Go back to therapy.

47:49 311 The general goal of her therapy is for her to realize it wasn't her fault. Oh, yeah.

47:58 Adam We'll take a quick break. 311 in studio tonight. We'll be right back after this.

48:02 311 All right, guys.

48:02 Drew Here's the deal.

48:03 311 Looking to hook up?

48:04 Drew Call the Dateline.

48:05 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

48:07 Drew Call the Dateline.

48:08 Caller One call is all you need to make.

48:09 Caller Call the Dateline.

48:11 Adam 1-877-889.

48:13 Date.

48:16 311 If you need help, call Loveline.

48:19 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

48:51 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, Adam.

48:53 Caller That's Dr. Drew.

48:57 Adam 311 in studio tonight.

49:00 Caller Up in here.

49:01 Adam Don't tread on me. Name of the new CD is going to be out in about three, three and a half weeks or so. We'll hear something else off the best of, which is the best of 311, which is the one that or actually the greatest hits. 311. I'm 0 for like 10, because I think there's probably as many best of as there is greatest hits, but I always say the wrong one whenever the band is in here. If they have a best of, I call it the greatest hits and if it's the greatest hits, I call it the best of.

49:29 311 Well, to us, it's two totally different things because this is just based on like what was on the radio and best of could just be obscure tracks that our fans really love. So did you guys do? We haven't done a best of, but it would just be hard.

49:43 Adam Would you? Are you planning on it?

49:45 311 There's iTunes best of.

49:48 311 Yeah, there's like a fan's favorite lists and so forth. But as far as putting it into an album, no.

49:54 Adam Are you surprised ever by what the fans like based on their notes compared to what you like? Are there songs that you thought weren't so great that they love and vice versa? Or does it seem to be consistent with your thoughts?

50:13 311 They'll sometimes pick ones that are, you know, we didn't think that people would really like. Like I was talking about that song, Sometimes Jacks Roll The Realm, it's very expansive. It's almost like a, you know, orchestral and how it has no repeating and everything. And it turned out to be a fan favorite, but would never have a chance in hell at being on the radio. So we're pleasantly surprised by the depth of our fans. It's all the time.

50:42 Adam We will, we're gonna give a website out, www.311.com. It's 311, the number.

50:49 311 It's a figure.

50:50 Adam Yeah, easy. You didn't have to buy that back from anyone or anything like that?

50:54 311 As a matter of fact, we did have a person squatting on it, but we, I think we threatened to sue them and...

51:00 311 No, what I think what it was is that in some cities, instead of 911 for emergencies, you dial 311 for non-emergencies.

51:09 311 Not in that case, I don't think.

51:11 311 In some cities, and I think it was being held for that, and then when they decided not to do it, that we bought it back.

51:17 311 I thought it was an individual, but hey, it's free advertising every time you go to New York. Every wastebasket has dial 311 instead of 911.

51:26 Adam Right, I had, somebody bought my name about 10 years ago, and remember that, Drew? And I just laughed like a hyena, please keep it. I'll give you 50 bucks to hang on to it. Well, Drew, what would I do with a website?

51:43 311 Oh, I can only imagine.

51:45 Adam Yeah, I have no idea what I would do with it, and I have no idea.

51:48 Drew What would you do with it? Nothing.

51:50 Adam Where is it? Do you think the guy still owns it?

51:52 Drew Sure.

51:52 Adam Do you think he's still registering it every year?

51:54 311 He's reaping the profits. He's just raking it in, raking it in.

51:58 Adam Well, what would it be? Just myname.com? Michelle, punch that in and see if we find anything.

52:04 Drew Oh, there would be a site. Then we're going to give back to those people. Oh, hold the domain.

52:08 Adam Well, maybe it is a site.

52:11 Caller Kelly?

52:13 Caller Hi, Nick. Hi, Peanut.

52:14 Caller Hi.

52:15 Caller How's it going?

52:16 311 Good.

52:16 Adam What's happening, Kelly?

52:18 Caller What's that?

52:19 Adam You have a question for the band?

52:21 Caller I sure do. First of all, I absolutely love you guys. Cannot wait to see you at The Grove in Anaheim. And would totally love to hear Jack Shurel, The Realm Live. I think that'd be awesome.

52:32 Adam You guys planning on it?

52:34 311 It's a very difficult song and it's really early in the tour. Is there anything else you'd like to hear?

52:41 Caller Actually, there is. A song you always used to close the shows with. I don't suppose I can say the name on the radio, but F the BS, yes, we know the one.

52:52 311 In fact, we rehearsed it today.

52:54 311 Quite well, I would say. Wouldn't you think so?

52:55 311 Oh yeah, we turned out the jams.

52:58 311 Our rehearsal was great today. Everyone should have been there.

53:01 Adam Really? It felt good. It's nice.

53:03 311 Sweaty. Sweaty and strong.

53:05 Adam Do you guys, when you have a good rehearsal, does everyone have a good rehearsal? I mean, is it all like almost just like an energy thing where you all almost agree silently to have a good rehearsal, and then other days you all agree silently to have a bad rehearsal?

53:19 311 No, I think we always try to do well, but-

53:22 Adam No, I mean, you try every time, but sometimes it's just not happening.

53:25 311 We're going to make this one suck.

53:27 311 It's weird.

53:28 Adam I mean, anyone, I know I'm asking you the question, but I used to do group improv stuff, and it'd be like there'd be nights when everyone was on their period, no one talked about it. It was just a horrible night and everyone sucked. It wasn't like one guy was good and everyone sucked. It was like everyone sucked and the nights where everyone was great. Do you have that as a band, that kind of energy?

53:49 311 I just think with the transition from doing an album to getting ready to perform these new songs live and everything else and continue our road dominance that we've been focusing on, I think it just goes to a strength thing. Like the first practices aren't that good because we're not that strong, and now that we're about three and a half weeks into rehearsing, we're as strong as we need to be and we're ready to rock.

54:14 311 But sometimes you'll go, I'll come off stage and be kind of frustrated, and people will be like, that's the best show I've ever seen you do.

54:23 311 That's a sign of someone that's pushing themselves to another level. So if you get down on yourself about a performance that other people appreciated, you're just taking it to another level. That's how I'm starting to learn how to understand it. Even though I've never had that problem. Every show is great. I screw up. I don't care. I leave it on the stage. But I know Chad has a hard time with some shows. He's just mad after these great shows.

54:47 311 He'll just need to be alone.

54:48 311 But it's because he's so great, and he's pushing himself to another level. I just don't understand that I have too much fun on stage. I'm never going to worry about it.

54:55 Adam Kelly?

54:56 Yeah.

54:57 Drew Kelly?

55:00 Adam Do you have a question about DVDs?

55:03 Caller I do have a question about the DVDs. They're so fun to watch. I have them all. I was wondering if you are planning a large to show detail three anytime soon.

55:12 311 We're filming for it. We filmed quite a bit of the making of this new album. We're going to film some live 15 year anniversary concerts because this is our 15th year since forming on June 10th in 1990. We got a bunch of stuff coming down the line as far as when it'll all be ready to be put together and put out. We don't know, but we'll always be doing things like that.

55:37 Adam What's the June 10th? What was that date? I mean, how do you... Is it the first time you played or the first time you met or...

55:44 311 No, we had met. We opened for Fugazi in Omaha, Nebraska. And we were sitting there with our 40Os, even though they don't drink or anything. Wow.

55:53 311 Right. Or have sex or anything.

55:55 311 We weren't having sex.

55:56 311 Or eat meat.

55:57 Adam Wow.

55:57 311 But that was like the best show we could have could have had because it was like a built in audience of Omaha punks that were ready to slam. Ready to rock. And most of them were our friends.

56:07 Adam Right.

56:07 311 And even though we hadn't played a show yet.

56:09 Adam That's the first show that 311 played. But you guys had known each other and obviously rehearsed and that stuff. How long before that? When did you meet?

56:18 311 Well me and Tim go back to high school days since we were 15. So Tim and I are on our like 20 year anniversary of playing together and elitists. It's a little source of tension. No but and Chad was in the school jazz band with me. So we go back a little further but then we hooked up with Essay and Peanut around 89, 90 or in 90. And then we had our first gig. And that's really where it all starts. This is June 10th, 1990.

56:49 Adam Because Drew's pretty heavily in a Fugazi.

56:53 311 I can tell.

56:54 Adam I know that. Yeah. That's a surprise you're not wearing a T-shirt. You normally wear a Fugazi.

56:59 311 This is not a Fugazi T-shirt.

57:00 Adam T-shirt.

57:01 311 No.

57:01 Adam It's wearing a Cinderella T-shirt.

57:02 311 Is he more into Guy or Ian?

57:05 Adam Yeah. He's even more in the Fu than the guys in the E. I got to believe. Or you're in the guys.

57:12 Drew The E.

57:12 Adam You're in the E. Okay.

57:15 311 Hey, it's all kinds.

57:16 Adam I don't think they've ever, I think Fugazi's ever been in here, have they?

57:19 Drew No.

57:20 Adam But people know who they are, right?

57:23 311 They're legends in the right circles.

57:25 Adam What is, but I'm not that familiar with them other than I know who they are, but I don't know what their angle is or what their ramp is.

57:33 311 Well, they come from Minor Threat, which was a similar punk band. And then, DC. Yeah, DC. But they are so curious, they won't do any interviews with anything that promotes alcohol. Promotes alcohol or tobacco.

57:51 311 So if you want to interview, you have to take out all the ads out of your pop magazine.

57:56 Adam Oh, really?

57:56 311 Yep. And shove it you know where.

57:58 Adam Wow. Awesome. I'm angry, but awesome. Well, I'm glad they weren't here, because we were started arguing about something like we started arguing with Chumbawumba.

58:07 311 Oh, man. That's a battle. There's 20 of them, right?

58:10 Adam I know. They're anarchists. They tub thumped Drew's head.

58:15 311 But they're in a band. How can you be in a band? I'm forming an anarchist club. Anybody who wants to join?

58:21 311 Yeah. Get it?

58:23 Adam I know. It's like they're just angry.

58:27 311 They're just English.

58:28 Adam Here's what anarchy is. It's sort of angry without a plan. And whenever you start scraping beneath the surface of their anarchy, there's nothing there. It's like, so wait a minute. One day a jet pilot should be flying commercial aircraft. The next day he should be a garbage man. And the next day he shouldn't be working. And then someone else, a housewife, should get her turn flying the commercial aircraft. How does it, who's picking up the garbage? Like this is awesome, except for the part where nothing's ever going to get done. No roads will be paved, no prisons will be staffed, and no street lights will ever be repaired. There'll be nothing. Which is awesome if you don't have anything, but it sucks if you got a few nice cars in a decent house. Not for this.

59:12 311 Not too practical.

59:13 Caller Right.

59:14 Adam Hans, and all those great anarchist cultures, all those great empires built on anarchy over the streets were paved with gold.

59:22 Drew Very successful.

59:23 Adam Yeah, sure. We all know that without history. Hans, Hans.

59:27 311 Hans.

59:28 Adam Yes. What's up, Hans?

59:30 311 Drop it.

59:31 Well, first of all, I just want to send out my love to 311.

59:34 311 Well, thank you.

59:34 I'm grateful to see you guys out there in Santa Cruz at the Catalyst.

59:37 311 Oh man, that's going to be so great. What night are you coming? The first night or the second night?

59:41 I'm actually going on the second night, and my wife got me tickets to fly out from Phoenix out there.

59:47 311 Beautiful.

59:47 To my hometown for Father's Day, so wow.

59:49 311 Oh nice.

59:50 311 I'm going to blow up the spot. It's going to be like playing the old days. It's like what, 600 or 900?

59:54 311 900, yeah.

59:55 311 Yeah, it's going to be a small club.

59:56 311 You've got a good woman taking care of you.

59:58 Adam Santa Cruz, that sounds great.

1:00:02 I'm looking for some advice. Basically, my wife, she and I are coming up on our one year anniversary this September 18th.

1:00:09 311 Congrats.

1:00:10 And thank you very much. We have a one year old baby boy. He just turned one this July 9th.

1:00:16 311 Nice, congrats again. Thank you very much.

1:00:18 Pina, I know you're father, is that right?

1:00:20 311 No, I'm not. But I've been married for four years, so I'm a commitment guy.

1:00:26 Oh, good. So, basically the sex drive has gone way down the tube.

1:00:33 311 Since the day after the kid?

1:00:35 Well, after the kid, you know, up and down. It was crazy, you know, she was riding high when she was totally pregnant. And then after that, you know, I don't know if it was postpartum or what, but...

1:00:47 Drew Well, it's typically let down. Look, one thing that God had right is you're not supposed to get pregnant one right after the other.

1:00:54 Adam Yeah.

1:00:54 Drew It's sort of a natural child, you know, contraception. Yeah.

1:00:58 Adam Tell that to Mexico.

1:00:59 Drew And China. And childbirth. Excuse me, and breastfeeding makes that even more so.

1:01:04 Adam Canada got the word, but China and Mexico missed that memo. They were so busy laughing, they didn't go out and check the mail.

1:01:11 Drew So, the let down of the drop in hormones can drop people's sex drive. And sometimes, getting on a birth control pill, something like that to restore the hormones will help restore the sex drive.

1:01:19 Adam What about certain cultures like China, Mexico, that seem to crank out the kids?

1:01:25 311 India.

1:01:26 Adam Do they have India? Do they have this? Or do you think parts of Western Europe, the women are actually different?

1:01:32 Drew No, no. What you see is they have a kid every 18 months or so.

1:01:36 Adam Over a course of 20 years, you got 15 kids.

1:01:39 Drew That's right.

1:01:40 Adam Is that how it works?

1:01:40 Drew They don't have a kid every nine months, they have like every 18.

1:01:43 Adam That's about 10 or 11. But if you checked the libido of a woman from India, China, up against a woman from Sweden or Denmark or United States, do you think that postpartum thing, do you think it would evolve any differently? Is there any difference?

1:02:05 Drew I don't know if it's been looked into. I don't know the answer to that. I would bet there could be differences.

1:02:09 Adam Maybe the difference is in the guys. Here's another thing, too. I think certain countries are talking about, Chick says no, that means no. Chick says no, it's like, all right, I'll be fast.

1:02:20 311 But isn't there a kind of a thing that...

1:02:22 Adam No means we'll get it over with.

1:02:23 311 In more developed, more financially well-off cultures, they place a lot more emphasis on the whole, am I depressed, am I not depressed, places like that.

1:02:34 Adam Yeah, I agree. I don't know that some of these cultures we're talking about can even afford to be depressed. They don't have the luxury of being depressed.

1:02:45 Drew They need more kids.

1:02:45 Adam Are you physically able? Yes, get to work. You know what I mean? It's like, well, I have Epstein-Barr syndrome. Get to work. I have chronic fatigue.

1:02:53 311 I'm lactose intolerant.

1:02:54 Adam Get to work. Let me check my biorhythm. Get to work. Can you walk? Go to work.

1:03:00 311 I would say be patient. It's the best thing. You've been in this relationship for a while. You've definitely got a kid. That's obvious.

1:03:08 Drew Again, she can get checked in, too. It's been a year since the kid.

1:03:12 Caller Well, yeah.

1:03:13 Adam No, not even.

1:03:13 Drew Not even a year.

1:03:14 Caller Well, she's two months pregnant, too.

1:03:16 Drew Well, she's pregnant again, too. The first trimester. There's no libido.

1:03:21 311 So you're fine.

1:03:22 Adam Yeah, there you go.

1:03:23 311 Just be patient. Try not to take it too seriously.

1:03:27 311 Try and keep her out of the mosh pit at the show.

1:03:29 Drew She will have libido in the third trimester. Again, God's one of God's many tricks on humans. When she's fully pregnant, that's when she'll have to come up with special positions.

1:03:38 311 I need some sex.

1:03:40 Adam What kind of plan is that? Or maybe it's so there's no confusion as to who daddy is.

1:03:46 Drew Well, I think more it's what creates the letdown afterwards.

1:03:51 311 I think I'm on to something here.

1:03:52 Adam All right.

1:03:53 Drew But I think more it's what creates the letdown afterwards. But they're flooded with hormones, their system gets downregulated and then it just shuts off.

1:03:59 Adam But be a mama. A couple of thousand years ago, if a chick was pregnant, she might pass, you know, might be with more than one guy. At the early stages and therefore plenty of confusion surrounding who the actual, who sired the kid.

1:04:16 Drew Right.

1:04:16 Adam Know what I'm saying?

1:04:17 Drew Yeah, but when she gets more horny later in the pregnancy, more guys.

1:04:21 Adam You know, by then, you know who the dad is because he's only with the one guy. Know what I'm saying? Listen, there's got to be something they can do other than have sex with you when they get into that eighth month. Well, you know what I mean? Like what you do in high school. You know what I mean? Work it out.

1:04:41 311 Special toys and whatnot.

1:04:43 Adam Yeah. I'm just saying, I know what it's like. I know it's like to rough it sexually. You know, high school. Do you know what I mean?

1:04:50 Drew Yeah. That's what you want to do during the third trimester?

1:04:52 Adam Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

1:04:53 Drew Or you want her to do during the third trimester?

1:04:54 Adam Well, we'll both do it.

1:04:55 Drew Why not have sex?

1:04:58 Adam You know, it's weird. That's why. I think it's weird.

1:05:03 Caller Why?

1:05:05 Adam You know what I mean?

1:05:06 Drew No.

1:05:07 311 Your hand's going to reach down.

1:05:09 Adam I don't like that holier than now.

1:05:11 Drew No, no, no. I'm curious.

1:05:13 Adam You're so healthy.

1:05:14 Drew I'm curious. So centered.

1:05:16 311 They make you feel better.

1:05:18 Adam So self-actuated. So centered.

1:05:21 Drew On my Discovery Health Channel show, Midnight Tonight.

1:05:23 Adam High horse. Look at this high horse.

1:05:24 Drew Discovery Health Channel Midnight Wednesday. That's right. Which is now we're talking about phobias on the show. And one of the things. Yeah. And one of the phobias men have is about pregnancy and having sex during pregnancy. That's what they're afraid of. And they have, lots of men have all kinds of sort of fantasies, even when they sort of know better, they still become convinced that the child's watching, the child's going to feel it, the child's going to grab the penis, the child's going to come down.

1:05:45 Adam I'm going to add all them to my list.

1:05:47 Drew Yeah, and so there's sort of a primitive sort of a preoccupational on those lines, but you can get over that and get on with it. No? You can get over it?

1:05:54 Adam Well, here's the thing, you're a man of passion, exquisite passion. And that passion is so great that there's no obstacle, no hurdle large enough to prevent that passion from finding its mark. Do you know what I'm saying? There's no tampon big enough, there's no woman pregnant enough, there's no penis drunk enough to prevent that passion. I don't share your passion for anything.

1:06:24 Drew That's true.

1:06:26 Adam I enjoy the act of making love.

1:06:28 Drew You share your passion for the cars.

1:06:31 Adam I do share that. But what I'm saying is there's a whole range of sort of libido's even within men. And some guys are a little more like chicks. I got a little more of that. Which is, well, I'd definitely be a horny chick. Don't get me wrong. I'd be a slut. But you're all man. I mean, for you, it's business.

1:06:53 Drew Thanks for explaining that.

1:06:54 311 He must agree.

1:06:55 Drew Thank you for explaining.

1:06:56 311 Totally all man.

1:06:58 Adam I just mean it's a visceral, you need to eat and you need to eat every day. You know what I'm saying? For me, I'm like a cat, I'm a little finicky. I sniff it, I'll be up on the sofa.

1:07:12 Drew Walk the tail straight up.

1:07:13 Adam I walk the tail up so you can see my a-hole. That's the one thing I got to do with my dog. I got to get a dog's tail that my dog has a prodigious a-hole. It's like the size of a silver dollar. It actually moves when she barks and stuff in her tail.

1:07:29 311 It comes out a little bit.

1:07:30 Adam It tails up like the dog from the Archie's Cartoon. It actually goes up in bows and hits her in the back of the neck. It's just that a-hole I stare at when she stands in the French door, just bellows at the side of the mountain.

1:07:43 311 You could get it tattooed, maybe.

1:07:45 Adam How about I just get one of those beige eye patches or pasty or something, anal pasty for dogs to hamper the ladies.

1:07:52 Drew Maybe a little face, that's the mouth.

1:07:56 311 The fake hair spray paint.

1:07:59 Drew We'll paste that on there.

1:08:01 Adam Something's got to be done because it's embarrassed.

1:08:04 311 You could make it into a face with using branding. Oh, nice.

1:08:11 Drew A little mustache with a mouth there.

1:08:12 Adam Wow, that's a hairy old man smoking a cigar. No, he's making a number two. All right, let's take a break.

1:08:22 311 This is a formative.

1:08:24 Drew Go to the animal with the prodigious a-hole.

1:08:27 Adam Health show. All I'm saying, I was picturing the cat.

1:08:30 Drew I see.

1:08:31 Adam All I'm saying-

1:08:31 311 We'll help you with your love problems.

1:08:34 Adam Prodigious is a good word.

1:08:35 Drew All I'm saying, Drew, is you drew sex drive.

1:08:39 Adam Yes. You're a passionate, passionate man. I don't share your passion and I'm good with it. But if there's an obstacle, then I can wait it out. You know what I mean? Three months is a long time, so there's got to be something done. You don't have to call in a hooker or something like that.

1:08:56 Drew Okay.

1:08:56 Adam Let's take a little break.

1:08:57 Drew All right.

1:08:58 Adam 311 in studio tonight. Going to hear a oldie but a goodie from 311 off of the greatest hits. We'll do that when we come back after this.

1:09:11 Caller Love Line will be right back, so get your problems ready.

1:09:18 How do we know what incredibly voluptuous guest model Diora Baird looks like when she takes off her jeans and everything else? We have pictures. See them in the August Playboy on Newsstands now.

1:09:44 Caller Yeah, Loveline, Adam, that's Dr. Drew.

1:09:51 Caller Oh, like the Gorillaz. We hate the Gorillaz.

1:09:56 311 We love De La Soul.

1:09:58 Caller I like this song.

1:09:59 Adam We don't like them as human beings.

1:10:01 311 We're excited.

1:10:03 311 They gave you problems? I want to hear.

1:10:05 Drew Yeah.

1:10:05 311 How's that?

1:10:06 311 Attitude.

1:10:08 Adam Here's the thing about English bands. They're feast or famine with them.

1:10:13 Drew Yeah, real nice, real straightforward, real personable, or full of their own ass.

1:10:18 311 Same thing's true about English producers.

1:10:21 Adam Interesting.

1:10:22 311 Indeed.

1:10:23 Adam Really?

1:10:23 311 And sometimes it'll come from the same guy, one album to the next.

1:10:28 Adam Wow.

1:10:30 311 Never know what to get.

1:10:31 Adam Wow.

1:10:32 311 But they know their cars really well.

1:10:34 Adam Somebody already worked with.

1:10:36 311 For example, one album, he's on his Librium, he's not drinking.

1:10:41 Adam Oh, that's different.

1:10:42 311 He's perfectly sweet. The next album.

1:10:45 Drew On Librium is-

1:10:47 311 The next album, he's talking to the helicopters, he's gathering children's toys from the neighborhood, he's lining up rocks and doing all these weird schizophrenic things.

1:10:57 311 I was 18. I didn't know what to do.

1:10:59 Adam Wow. That's your first and second?

1:11:01 311 Just keep making an album.

1:11:02 311 This is music and grassroots.

1:11:04 Adam Wow. It is amazing what you'll put up with or endure when you don't know any better and you're green. It's just that's the way it is. This is all producers and who's going to say anything?

1:11:17 311 What were you going to say about Librium? I mean, I know nothing about it.

1:11:20 Drew It's just a valium. It's just going from alcohol to valium to whatever.

1:11:23 Adam Why do you take Librium? Do they have it anymore?

1:11:27 311 It sounds like Liberty.

1:11:28 Drew We use it for alcohol detox all the time. It's a good drug for-

1:11:31 Adam Just valium?

1:11:32 Drew Valium-like drug.

1:11:33 Adam Yeah. I like that.

1:11:34 311 Another random pharmacological question, Thorazine, that's what they put you on if you're going to kill yourself.

1:11:41 Drew I'd say never use now. I haven't seen Thorazine used in 10 years.

1:11:44 Adam Yeah.

1:11:45 Drew Now, we have all kinds of much better stuff that they use.

1:11:48 Adam What would Thorazine do? Smell you out?

1:11:50 Drew Knock you to your knees. Zombie. Zombie.

1:11:52 Adam I get some of that.

1:11:53 Drew These are called a Thorazine Shuffle.

1:11:55 Adam But it wasn't a pill form, was it?

1:11:57 Drew Both. Pill and shot.

1:11:58 Adam Oh, give me the pill.

1:11:59 Drew Okay.

1:12:00 Adam I don't think so.

1:12:00 Drew It causes something called tardive dyskinesia. We were just moving around.

1:12:04 Adam Look, I got to go to the dentist to actually have a caisson drilled into my jaw on Friday. How about some Thorazine?

1:12:12 311 You can put it in a gun turret in there.

1:12:14 Adam Yeah. How about a little Thorazine?

1:12:15 Drew Good. I bet.

1:12:16 Adam What do you got? You got something?

1:12:17 Drew Way better.

1:12:18 Caller I'll hook you up, Adam.

1:12:19 Adam Ooh. I forgot about the candy woman over here. Michelle, seriously, baby, I need something for Friday. I'll pay you.

1:12:28 Caller Who could take the sunshine?

1:12:29 311 I got money.

1:12:30 Adam You know what I mean? I mean in Czech form, but I got money.

1:12:32 Caller Bundles, you mean?

1:12:33 Adam Yeah, I got bundles. Yeah, literally millionaire, literally.

1:12:37 Drew Let's hear a song.

1:12:37 Adam You want to hear a song?

1:12:38 Drew Yeah.

1:12:39 Adam I got to get something. Yeah. Okay. Because you know, I'm not scoring for you. No, but Michelle will. Look.

1:12:45 311 I told you this is the last time.

1:12:48 311 I told you last time was the last time.

1:12:50 311 Exactly. That's what I tried to say.

1:12:51 Adam We will take ourselves not a break, but a little song break with 311. That's right. This is one of the greatest hits called Flowing.

1:16:08 311 There's a radio show going on. Let's help some more people.

1:16:11 Adam Yeah.

1:16:12 Caller 311, everybody.

1:16:14 Adam Forgot how much I like that song. That's off the, I was going to say the greatest hits, but it is the greatest hits.

1:16:20 311 Originally off Sound System, is the album it came from.

1:16:25 Adam Also, the new CD is called Don't Tread On Me, and that is coming out in about three and a half weeks. That'll be on August 16th. Always a Tuesday, right? I guess so. That's the-

1:16:38 311 They make us do it.

1:16:40 Adam Took me about 10 years to figure out that every time a band came in here, their CD came out on Tuesday. It took about nine years for me to make the connection between them.

1:16:47 311 A year Tuesday too?

1:16:48 Drew Let's say-

1:16:49 Adam Wow, everyone's Tuesday. It's crazy.

1:16:51 311 All the best bands are on Tuesday.

1:16:52 Adam Fugazi came in here on Thursday, it was Tuesday. You had Chumawamma was Tuesday. Everyone's Tuesday. Cool, man.

1:16:59 311 Pennywise, Dog Star. Dog Star.

1:17:03 Adam I'll tell you, I would like a- Dog Fish. I would like a battle of the suck ass bands. We'll put the Dog Star up against the Bacon Brothers. Maybe Russell Crowe put his band in there.

1:17:14 311 Was that nine foot pounds of some flaming man?

1:17:20 Adam Yeah, that's English.

1:17:20 311 Don't throw a phone at me.

1:17:22 Adam With their stones and all that.

1:17:26 311 It's a very manly band.

1:17:27 Adam Yeah. What happened to Dog Star? Yeah, I miss those guys. See, what happens is, is you can't...

1:17:34 311 The Matrix.

1:17:35 Adam The guy like, the Canneries did the show. Where was I? Before I was here?

1:17:39 311 Oh, way before.

1:17:39 Adam Over 10 years ago.

1:17:40 Drew Oh, it was like 15 years ago.

1:17:41 Adam Yeah, good guy? Better than Chumbawamba?

1:17:48 311 His silence speaks volumes.

1:17:52 Adam Smart guy though, right?

1:17:54 Caller Adam Corolla.

1:17:55 Adam Corolla. Shut up!

1:17:59 Drew Shut up! Give me a little St. Clown Posse just to even me out a bit.

1:18:04 Adam Yeah. We have any of that?

1:18:06 311 Oh, man, they had a Simpsons episode named after them.

1:18:09 311 The only weight I lift is my own.

1:18:10 My big fat ass every day when I wake up.

1:18:12 Ha ha ha ha.

1:18:14 Caller That was pretty good.

1:18:15 Caller Ha ha ha.

1:18:16 Caller My fat ass.

1:18:17 Oh, my God.

1:18:18 Caller Hey, play that again. You pansy.

1:18:25 Adam Remember the first time they came in here wearing those Mexican wrestling masks? They scared the crap out of me because they're huge guys. And they're intimidating. Yeah, but nice. Sweetest sugar of those insane clam posses.

1:18:38 Caller Stop and try again.

1:18:39 Drew Oh, we lost Joanna.

1:18:41 Adam Joanna hung up.

1:18:41 311 She got scared of our repartee.

1:18:43 311 I thought that was another one of those fancy samples that are coming from the Netherlands.

1:18:48 Adam Jasmine?

1:18:49 You pansy.

1:18:52 311 Jasmine.

1:18:54 Adam Hello. Listen, we got to get some substance. What the hell? What do we got? Save us. Lethal or what? What's the insane clown posse guy's name? Violent J. We got to get him. It's a good name. Shaggy. I got to get the guys a voiceover agent.

1:19:13 Drew Yeah.

1:19:13 Adam They could work.

1:19:14 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:19:15 Adam I mean, that's good. They could work it. That's good stuff. All right. Let's talk to Jasmine. Jasmine?

1:19:20 Drew They got energy.

1:19:21 Adam 25?

1:19:23 Caller Yes.

1:19:23 Adam Yeah, this kid's got what we call it in the business. Go ahead, Jasmine.

1:19:28 Caller Okay. Well, hi to the guy from 311. You guys are awesome.

1:19:31 311 Hi, Jasmine.

1:19:32 311 Hi, Jasmine.

1:19:32 311 Thank you.

1:19:33 Caller Okay. Well, my question is, I have a four-year-old boy. He's going to be five next month. And I basically sleep with just underwear on and with him.

1:19:46 Drew You sleep in the bed with him?

1:19:47 Caller Right. I wanted to know how much of an effect. I mean, I know that I'm not going to keep on doing it as he gets older, but up until now, I've been doing it.

1:19:57 Drew Okay.

1:19:58 Adam You and your underpants sleep in the same bed?

1:20:00 Caller Right.

1:20:01 Drew All right. Generally, people think that's not a great idea. Now, let me sort of, by way of joking, express that it's not such a horrible thing. I mean, you could say, for instance, oh yeah, one of the things you want to do is make sure you shame your boy about bodies and make him feel uncomfortable and weird around people who are naked.

1:20:18 Adam You don't want to do that.

1:20:19 Drew You don't want to do that, of course. There's something positive in this. On the other hand, by not letting him to have his own bed and his own room and his own separateness from you, you're giving him the message that he can't handle that. And that's not healthy.

1:20:33 Caller I mean, I understand, you know, I know that he's supposed to get his own bed and everything, but you know, since I'm, you know, it's me and him, and I don't know, we have a connection, you know, I'm a single mother.

1:20:42 Drew Again, the message to him is, I need you, I can't survive without you, and by the way, I don't think you can handle being separate from me. That's a horrible message.

1:20:50 Adam Everyone has a connection with their kid theoretically.

1:20:53 Drew This is all about you, and you've got to realize he needs some things. He needs to be able to separate and feel autonomous and feel that he is able to be okay in the world without you.

1:21:04 311 Because one day when he's 18 years old, you're gonna be having to kick him out of the place.

1:21:07 Drew Oh, it'll be worse than that. That'd be the best thing that could happen if he's okay like that at 18. But you're gonna, he needs to have a sense of separateness. That's what growing up is. That's what being a person is.

1:21:19 Adam I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the apartment is not so big.

1:21:22 Caller Right.

1:21:23 Adam That he'd ever be more than 8 feet away from you anyway.

1:21:25 Caller I'm being a little bit greedy by saying I want my bedroom to look just like, you know, not, I mean I could put a little bed but I kind of like the big bed and you know, the comfort of him being there and me.

1:21:37 Adam Alright, well look, don't listen to us and just ruin the kid.

1:21:40 Drew Do whatever you want.

1:21:40 Adam Do whatever you want. It's your kid.

1:21:42 Caller Well I wouldn't have been on hold if I didn't want your advice.

1:21:45 Drew Hello. We just gave it to you three times. You're dismissing it.

1:21:49 Caller No, the best thing would be to just get him a separate bed. That's what you're saying.

1:21:52 Drew Not the best thing. You are acting out your needs on the child rather than giving him what he needs. Do you understand what I mean by that? A child needs to separate slowly and in doses that he can tolerate. But the message he needs to get is, I'll be fine. Don't have to worry about me because if he's busy caretaking for you, he can't get his needs met. And I know you can handle being separate and we're going to give you a separate space to be separate.

1:22:17 Adam My parents were awesome at that.

1:22:19 311 You're a big boy. You get your own big boy bed now.

1:22:21 Adam Yay.

1:22:22 311 It's a happy thing.

1:22:23 Adam That's one thing my parents did well. Hey, I got a Pop Warner football game. Enjoy. Yeah, it's championship. Yeah, yeah. Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out.

1:22:31 Drew What's for dinner?

1:22:32 Adam What's for dinner? I don't know. What you make? Yeah. It's awesome. It was like living in a flop house. It was awesome. Yeah. They did a great job at that trip. Drew, if that's how you measure great parents, I'm all wrong about them.

1:22:44 Drew You can go too far.

1:22:45 Adam Yeah. Maybe.

1:22:46 Drew And again, I don't want to tell her that it's a bad thing to be close to your child. Of course, I would not do it to shame him about bodies. I'm not saying that. I'm saying that her inability to separate makes it all about her and that is the opposite of what a child needs. What a child needs from parenting is what's all about them.

1:23:02 Adam Here's the other thing too I learned from watching my autopsy show on HBO. A lot of, not with the five-year-olds, but with the infants, roll over deaths. Big mama has a couple of beers, rolls over on junior, suffocates them. Kids need to be in a crib. If mama's had a couple of boozies or a little sleeping disorder and rolls over on the kid, they suffocate all the time. It's like 70 times more dangerous to sleep with your mom than it is to sleep in the crib.

1:23:34 311 Yep, so Jasmine, if you're a big girl, do it now.

1:23:37 Adam Yeah, it was heartbreaking. Dr. Bodden had to explain, the guy's a forensic guy, had to explain to the mom who's lost a couple of kids, don't worry, you're off the hook. I mean, you didn't kill the kid in the eyes of the law, you just rolled over on the kid. Yeah, she went out drinking, slept with the kid, rolled over on the kid.

1:24:01 Drew By the way, if that's not in the eyes of the law, it should be.

1:24:04 Adam Well, considering there were a couple other kids that didn't make it in her brood.

1:24:08 Drew And it's all around alcohol.

1:24:10 Adam Yeah.

1:24:11 311 Reckless endangerment.

1:24:13 Adam Yeah, I know, but see, my take on that sort of cosmically is don't worry, she's getting punished. She doesn't need to be in a prison.

1:24:20 Drew Not only that, the kids are getting a release from a burden.

1:24:22 Adam Ooh, they're in a better place?

1:24:24 Drew Well, from this one.

1:24:25 311 Fatalistic.

1:24:26 Adam Right. Not a better place from your pad, but from the crappy apartment, the rust-colored carpet. Better place. All right.

1:24:32 311 Drew.

1:24:33 Caller Wow. Wow.

1:24:35 311 Always a moment of silence.

1:24:36 Adam What other Hitler-esque plans does Dr. Drew have planned for the nation?

1:24:40 Drew I'm just saying.

1:24:40 Adam Well, stay tuned. This is what's called a tease.

1:24:43 311 Ethnic cleansing or something.

1:24:45 Drew I get it as ethnic cleansing.

1:24:46 Adam Yeah. Tell us about the final solution.

1:24:48 Drew It's on Discovery Hill Channel tonight at midnight.

1:24:50 Adam That's not your final solution.

1:24:53 Drew We'll discuss the final solution.

1:24:54 Adam All right. After this.

1:25:00 Caller Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:25:04 311 Loveline will be right back.

1:25:05 How do we know what incredibly voluptuous guest model Diora Baird looks like when she takes off her jeans and everything else? We have pictures. See them in the August Playboy on Newsstands now.

1:25:25 Caller Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

1:25:27 311 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

1:25:28 Adam Adam, that's Dr. Drew Peanuts here, Nick Hexham here, both from 311.

1:25:33 Drew Woohoo.

1:25:34 Caller Woohoo.

1:25:35 Drew Thank you.

1:25:35 311 More proud of it.

1:25:36 Adam Down there. Nick and Monish, Drew and I, for not helping enough young people during the break.

1:25:42 311 I'm like, we got 10 minutes left.

1:25:44 Drew Adam, I almost said...

1:25:44 311 Kind of helped like four people.

1:25:46 Drew I almost said, good day to him.

1:25:47 Adam Yeah, I was this close to saying good day.

1:25:49 311 I was almost just about to say, good day. And then I would say, I said good day.

1:25:55 Drew I first of all want to say, how dare you?

1:25:57 Adam How dare you? And then good day.

1:25:59 311 We've helped plenty of people.

1:26:00 311 Well, I never.

1:26:01 Adam I was going to have one of my seconds approach him as well.

1:26:03 Drew Next, please.

1:26:05 Adam All right. Now, we're going to remedy this problem by talking to Carla, who's 18. Carla?

1:26:10 311 Hello?

1:26:11 Adam What's up, baby doll?

1:26:13 311 I should have a question. I just started doing adult videos.

1:26:18 Adam Adult videos, yes?

1:26:19 311 Yeah.

1:26:19 Adam All right.

1:26:20 311 Okay. The last few times I've gotten an oral from a guy, I've developed a yeast infection. I'm taking a shower. I'm doing everything right.

1:26:33 Adam Now, I'm just agreeing with you.

1:26:34 311 Can you get yeast infections from your mouth?

1:26:37 Drew You get yeast infections from anything, really. You introduce something into that sort of environment.

1:26:43 311 What would be the symptoms of a mouth yeast infection?

1:26:46 Adam Well, she has a yeast infection from the guy.

1:26:49 Drew She's equating it with these guys.

1:26:51 Adam Oh, how did the guy give her a yeast infection?

1:26:54 Drew It wouldn't be. There is such a thing called oral thrush that people get if they have AIDS or when they're immune suppression, cancer patients, that sort of thing. It can happen in other situations too, people using drugs, drinking, on psychiatric medications sometimes even. But that's not usually-

1:27:07 Adam This is just sort of screwing with the flora and fauna.

1:27:09 Drew This is just changing the environment there. Yeah. That gives them-

1:27:12 Adam How many movies have you done, Carla?

1:27:13 Drew By the way, this might not be-

1:27:14 311 I've done about five.

1:27:16 Drew How do you know it's yeast infections, Carla, and not an STD or a vaginitis?

1:27:20 311 No, it's nothing like that. I've done tested everything else. The first time it happened was like a month ago, and I took one of the little pill and it went away in a day.

1:27:30 Drew Yeah, the Diflucan.

1:27:31 311 Yeah, but like this time I got it again. The guy did oral again and I don't know, a few days later, but he was drinking alcohol. Could that have something to do with it?

1:27:40 Drew I guess it could, but it's not- I wouldn't- It could, yeah.

1:27:44 Caller It could.

1:27:45 Adam I don't think that is a good sign that your leading man had to have a couple of boozes before he got into the bedroom with you. You know what I'm saying?

1:27:52 311 Yeah, I don't know, but that's what he does to relax, and he's one of those big guys known for his acting skills, I should say. But yeah.

1:28:01 Drew Well, all those guys are known for their acting, aren't they? Oh, the thespians. Yes, that's-

1:28:06 Adam Yes. Carly said you've done how many films?

1:28:09 311 Like five. I've done five tomorrow and five day on my six and seven. I'm actually doing very well. I've only been in it for like, what, a month and I've done five years.

1:28:18 311 Okay, you're doing well cash wise, but how do you feel about yourself doing this?

1:28:22 311 Oh, that's- Oh, God. This is like the best career for me at this point. I'm saving money for culinary school.

1:28:28 Drew For what?

1:28:29 311 Saving money for culinary school.

1:28:31 Drew Culinary school.

1:28:33 311 All right. It's a good thing. And I know when I'm getting myself into them. I wasn't abused. I wasn't anything as a kid. So that's out of the picture.

1:28:42 Adam Okay. Well, that's all behind you. And I'm going to go. I know wrong. You know, my Jewish or Asian thing. Jewish. Am I right, Carla?

1:28:51 Caller No.

1:28:53 311 I'm Hispanic.

1:28:54 Adam I've been wrong almost every time. I just can't. I drew. And you know, I have good instincts about things. Shocking. Wrong every time on this one. And how much money do you make per movie?

1:29:05 311 About 800. And it's about two hour scenes.

1:29:09 Adam Right.

1:29:09 311 That's almost like a girl boy scene. For an anal scene, it would be about 1,500.

1:29:15 Adam Wow. I got chipped. I am angry now. I mean, it was a different time. Well, it was 15 years ago, but still.

1:29:22 311 Modeling can mean a lot of things, Adam.

1:29:24 Adam No kidding.

1:29:24 311 A guy's average scene is about $300.

1:29:27 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:29:28 311 And that means they're doing good.

1:29:30 Adam Now, I know, but here's the reason you're getting a little more compensation is because this guy shows it to his buddies and has a good laugh five years from now and you get divorced over it. See, so you have to be.

1:29:43 311 My boyfriend's so supportive. My boyfriend's on set with me. And like anytime I need like a tissue paper to dry up the sweat, I think he's right there.

1:29:53 Caller Carolla, you will live.

1:29:54 Adam Wait a minute.

1:29:55 Caller Wait a second.

1:29:56 311 The sweat that usually needs to be wiped up.

1:29:58 Adam That's not sweat. That is not sweat, number one.

1:30:02 311 Do you know how hot is in front of those lights?

1:30:04 Adam Yes, I actually do. I have been on one of those scenes. Yeah, I have done that.

1:30:09 Drew If this is real.

1:30:10 Adam Now, is this bogus? Your boyfriend is there nearby holding your hand during the double anal penetration scene? What's his screen name?

1:30:17 311 Yeah, he is. He's really supportive. He's actually like next week he's going to do acting with me. So we're both in it.

1:30:25 Adam Okay.

1:30:26 311 Well, it sounds all no way. What is your- Hucky Dory now, but he ain't going to last.

1:30:29 Drew Yeah.

1:30:30 311 Oh, no.

1:30:30 Adam What's-

1:30:31 Drew If indeed this is true-

1:30:32 Adam These kids are going to last forever.

1:30:33 Drew This is a catastrophe. Oh, true.

1:30:35 Adam How can you judge?

1:30:38 311 We'll call him your honor.

1:30:40 Adam Yes. So Carla, what's your screen name?

1:30:44 311 My screen name? My name is Carolla Lane, my screen name and everything.

1:30:51 311 We're Googling you as we speak.

1:30:53 Adam You're just going with your Christian name?

1:30:58 311 I would say Catholic name, but yes.

1:31:00 Adam Oh, really? Oh, you know what that says? The dad.

1:31:03 311 Of course.

1:31:05 Adam F you. Wow.

1:31:06 311 I can't even remember.

1:31:08 Drew Not just dad, but yeah.

1:31:10 Adam Who are you mad at, your mom or your dad?

1:31:12 311 Oh, nobody. I love my mom.

1:31:14 Drew My mom's like that's fine. She's really supportive actually. Where's your dad?

1:31:18 311 My dad is, he's around, he works a lot. So he's a security guard. So I see him here and there, but he's at home. We have a great life. It's not like, I noticed you might say I was abused because I'm doing this, but no, nothing ever happened and that's all right.

1:31:36 Adam Well, you have the support of your mom, you have your boyfriend there manning the wet naps, just out of camera frame. All right, baby. Well, as your people say, Mazel Tov, she did say she was Jew?

1:31:49 Drew It's a myth.

1:31:51 Adam I'm sorry. I'm so sure. When you're really sure about something, it's hard.

1:31:55 Drew Okay. We're not going to crack this, Carolla.

1:31:57 Adam No, no, but just look.

1:31:58 311 It's not going to last.

1:31:59 Adam Do you use condoms?

1:32:01 311 No, I don't use condoms.

1:32:02 Drew Aren't you worried about NCDs?

1:32:04 311 Um, not really, because the guys I act with get tested at least three days before.

1:32:10 Caller Okay.

1:32:11 311 AIM takes care of that. So if anything happens, an outbreak, they know about it before anybody else.

1:32:17 Adam What's the bump for anal? You got an anal bump?

1:32:20 311 800 to 15.

1:32:21 Drew 15, she said.

1:32:22 Adam Up to 15 for anal.

1:32:23 Drew Yeah, you only got 850.

1:32:24 Adam Yeah. All right. All right. And are there meal penalties and stuff like that?

1:32:29 311 Per diems.

1:32:30 Adam Per diems.

1:32:31 311 For what? I couldn't understand that one. No, don't worry.

1:32:34 Adam I'm just saying on normal sets, you break for lunch a little bit late, you get a little bump, you get a little meal penalty, they call it. So what do you mean, Carla?

1:32:40 Drew Bipolar?

1:32:44 Adam Wow.

1:32:44 311 Yeah. Totally clueless.

1:32:45 Adam There's something going on. Well, now I don't know, could she have not been abused and she just has a sort of a little loose circuit kind of thing?

1:32:58 Drew I think possibly. Because you have to wonder what's going to happen as this stuff becomes more and more mainstream. You know what I mean?

1:33:05 Adam Pornography.

1:33:05 Drew We're used to interpreting behavior in the current historical social context.

1:33:09 Adam Right.

1:33:10 Drew But pornography for people growing up is so mainstream, so much a part of the fabric of the world they've entered.

1:33:16 Adam Yeah.

1:33:16 Drew That's the barriers to going into there.

1:33:18 Adam That's a big deal. I saw the e-true Hollywood story on Jenna Jamison tonight. I realized that most teenage boys probably just look at her as a celebrity, like Pam Anderson is a celebrity or whoever. Well, you know what I mean? But what I mean is you, Jennifer Love Hewitt, some foxy chick that they grew up kind of digging.

1:33:41 Drew Right.

1:33:41 Adam Yeah. Like I used to think a police woman.

1:33:43 Drew Right. Or Wonder Woman.

1:33:46 Adam Anything with the word woman at the end. Here's my thing. If it's got the word woman at the end of it, I'm into it. If you've got the word mix at the end of it, like Fiesta Mix or Trail Mix or Chex Mix, I'm out.

1:33:58 Drew Yeah.

1:33:58 Adam So woman, I'm in, mix.

1:34:00 Drew Out.

1:34:01 Adam Out.

1:34:01 Drew I say good day.

1:34:03 Adam If it begins with drink, I'm gone, daddy. Gone. Do you hear me? All right. Drink, punch, and mix, gone. Woman, in. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Well, 311, where did the time go? We helped 3 1 2 people.

1:35:09 311 Those people are terribly thankful.

1:35:11 311 We helped them so well.

1:35:13 311 Exactly.

1:35:13 311 Sent them on their way towards happiness.

1:35:15 Drew We're enjoying you guys too much.

1:35:17 Adam Nick's outraged because normally comes in here loaded and gives mastermatorial techniques for two hours, but this time, we helped 3 1 2 people up on his high horse. So judgmental.

1:35:27 311 I'm just so pleased to be back after my terrible gaffe. Thank you.

1:35:32 Drew I say good day.

1:35:34 Adam I say good day too. Well, that's the show. Don't tread on me, everyone. Name CD out in about three and a half weeks, three and 11, always a pleasure to come back anytime.

1:35:43 311 Have us back soon.

1:35:44 Adam Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:47 311 I need some sex.

1:35:50 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:35:54 311 The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station.

1:36:02 Adam The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold.

1:36:04 Caller Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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