Episode 1000710693512

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:01 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Sexually-oriented content.

1:07 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:08 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:13 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. You see the freeway signs lit up on your way in tonight, Drew?

1:35 Drew Click it or tick it. Buckle up.

1:38 Adam Buckle up.

1:38 Drew We know they can be lit.

1:40 Adam Yeah. Yeah. And now they're never lit to tell you about anything that you'd like to know about. But if you do pass under one with your seatbelt on, you'll be reminded that your seatbelt is on. I'll actually pop it off and then pop it back on again, just to act like I'm doing something. Yeah. Yeah.

1:57 Drew And then the amber alerts, of course.

1:59 Adam The amber alerts, right?

2:00 Drew Yeah. And then traffic alerts at 3 a.m. at distant cities. In San Diego.

2:07 Adam Yeah. All I'm saying is as far as the city and the traffic goes out here in Los Angeles, it's a dismal place to drive. Everything is about slow it down and be careful. And in a city that has the most congestion of any city in the country, the slow it down decree seems seems borderline retarded.

2:29 Drew Irresponsible.

2:30 Adam Yeah. Slow it down. Take it easy. And put your seatbelt on. It should be shake your ass. Let's go. Let's get it going now. Let's move it. Let's hustle. That's what we need. I don't know.

2:47 Drew Move it or remove it.

2:48 Adam And by the way, hustling is a great thing in all other facets of life.

2:54 Drew Yes.

2:54 Adam When it comes to sports, when it comes to business, school, anything. Oh, that guy hustles. Nobody hustles. This guy's 110%. Never stops moving. Doesn't know half speed. No. It's a virtue. Hustle is virtue. Except for when you get in your car, then you become a maniac.

3:15 Drew If you, if you hustle.

3:16 Adam If you hustle, kiss my hustling ass. I want to get places faster.

3:21 Drew It's discriminatory, isn't it? Against people who are hustling.

3:25 Adam You're punished for being efficient behind the wheel.

3:27 Drew Because then the guy that honks at you is the good citizen. Well done. Well done.

3:32 Adam Right. I like to hustle, ironically only when I'm driving. I get home, the pants come off, the TV goes on, and the hustling stops.

3:45 Drew Strangely.

3:45 Adam All right. So click it or tick it. And by the way, that is a four in advertising terms.

3:55 Drew You know, they used my voice for that whole thing.

3:58 Adam They did?

3:59 Drew Is that you? Unknown to me.

4:01 Adam Oh, really? That's you on TV?

4:02 Drew No, not on TV, but the radio. I got this...

4:05 Adam I've heard it.

4:06 Drew I've got our buddy Max calls and goes, hey, would you just read this for me? We're going to work with the Highway Patrol. I just want to see how you do this. And then I hear it everywhere.

4:14 Adam Yeah.

4:15 Drew Everywhere.

4:16 Adam Yeah.

4:17 Drew What?

4:18 Adam I got one for the Highway Patrol. It's not quite as clever as Click It or Ticket. And it doesn't have the flow. I'm still working it out. It's a little rough around the edges, but how about you, Posty, stop writing chicken-ass tickets and let us affing live our lives and continue paying your goddamn salaries?

4:35 Drew That's not the Highway Patrol so much as the individual cities.

4:38 Adam That's the cities that's Burbank and the Highway Patrol.

4:40 Drew Yeah.

4:41 Adam I know it's not quite as clean as Click It or Ticket.

4:44 Drew What is it again?

4:47 Adam How about you, Pussy, stop writing chicken-ass tickets and let us get from point A to point B in our cars with these 140 mile an hour speed rated tires, crumple zones, side impact, crush areas, and assisted anti-lock brake situations. How about you just leave us alone and let us drive and then you go ahead and worry about the crazy Samoan guys that commandeered their mother-in-law's SUV and are trying to blow up LAX. How about you do the stuff you see on TV? How about this for all cops?

5:16 Drew Samoans?

5:17 Adam How about all, yeah. How about this? How about this for the folks, for the law enforcement people out there? Here's my new decree. The stuff you see on TV, that's the stuff you get to do. You don't see any chicken-ass jaywalking tickets given out on CSI or TJ Hooker or any shows like that, you don't get to do it. Just the good stuff, the homicides, Hookers are showing up dead, right?

5:41 Drew Yeah.

5:41 Adam Yeah, there's terrorists down at the harbor, all that juicy stuff. You know the reason you got in it in the first place? That's the stuff you get to do. All right?

5:50 Drew Perfect.

5:50 All right.

5:51 Adam You ready to rock?

5:52 Drew Let's go.

5:53 Adam Should I give that, should I give my new decree, my new saying one more time, or I think it's good?

5:58 Drew Hey, you pussies. The hey, you pussy decree. No, I think they got it.

6:01 Adam You got that?

6:01 Drew The hey, you pussy decree. Yeah.

6:03 Adam Shanna?

6:05 Drew Yeah.

6:05 Adam Click it or tick it. Who doesn't put their seatbelt on anyway? What percentage?

6:10 Drew Well, there was a bunch of accidents over the weekend.

6:12 Adam And who cares?

6:12 Drew Throwing out their cars.

6:13 Adam Good. You're an idiot. You don't put your seatbelt on. It's your business. And by the way, we're living in a country, I was just watching 60 Minutes last night, the 50 caliber assassin's rifle that shoot commercial aircraft down from a mile away. That's legal. You know what I mean? Don't worry about the seat belts.

6:33 Yeah. Yeah.

6:34 Adam That's all I'm saying. Shanna. Now, wait a minute. That's Jennifer.

6:38 Drew Shanna.

6:40 Adam Shanna. Shanna. Shanna.

6:41 Shanna. Hey, what's up?

6:43 Adam Shanna. When does it become Shanna? Two hands?

6:45 Drew Two hands.

6:47 Adam Yeah. Do we need a Shanna?

6:48 Drew Ba-ba-ba-ba.

6:51 Adam And by the way, okay, but shouldn't there be an I in there too? Why's it become an A?

6:58 Drew With single, single cotton, that's surrounded by two vowels. Blah.

7:04 Adam Go ahead, Shanna.

7:05 Well, I just had a baby about six months ago. And ever since, I seem to have a problem with controlling my bladder during sex.

7:15 Drew When you enter, when you have orgasm, you lose your urine?

7:19 Yeah, it just depends on which way we're doing it. But not only that, but we, I mean, I have a problem when I'm just, you know, walking too. But my main concern is sex because it's becoming a problem for me now.

7:32 Drew Okay. This is what's called female orgasmic incontinence. And the reason I know it's that and not female ejaculation is that you have other incontinence problems. When you laugh, sneeze, jump up and down, you have incontinence and it is a complication of a vaginal delivery. Did you have a tear when you delivered?

7:51 Yeah. Yeah.

7:52 Adam Why? I mean, why does it do that?

7:55 Drew The whole vaginal area gets ripped up by pregnant by delivery.

7:58 Adam Yeah. But what controls the, what controls the flow of the urine? Is that the bladders, is the urethra, is it the muscles around it?

8:06 Drew Where's my anatomy book? Chris, anatomy book.

8:08 Adam Chris doesn't know what anatomy is. Pictures of bodies, Chris.

8:13 Drew Bottom line is it changes the...

8:16 Adam It's like naked people with no skin. Yeah.

8:18 Drew Yeah. Or cut in half. Yeah.

8:20 Adam Yeah.

8:21 Drew There.

8:21 Adam Now he's got it.

8:22 Drew There we go.

8:23 Adam Yeah.

8:23 Drew Hang on a second, Shane.

8:26 Adam Hold on. Drew's going to show me the picture that I don't want to see. You who would like to see it, ironically, aren't going to be able to see it. But Drew, what does it do?

8:36 Drew So the baby comes down this canal here and it tears up all this musculature in through here and it changes the direction of the bladder a little bit. So it's heading much more towards Mecca here. So it's not a nice angle to it. But it's heading directly to the floor. And so it's just the gravity is pushing it down. The muscles don't work so well. So there you go.

8:55 Adam Kegel exercises?

8:57 Drew Kegel exercises, but really an operation.

8:58 Adam Really?

8:59 Drew Yeah, you need an operation for this typically.

9:00 Adam Boob chomp?

9:01 Drew Bladder sling.

9:02 Adam Bladder sling?

9:03 Drew Yeah, there are various repairs.

9:05 Adam Bladder sling sounds like something a trucker would use.

9:08 Drew He might. He might use one. Instead of a boda bag, he'd use a bladder sling.

9:12 Adam Yeah, you don't leave without your thermos in your bladder sling. Bladder sling.

9:17 Drew You know, like a lumberjack might use one too.

9:21 Adam Yeah, long haul truckers, lumberjacks, and guys who work on tuna boats all have to use the bladder sling.

9:27 Drew So basically, they'll come in here and they'll repair all the excess tissue here in the top part of the vagina and support the bladder, so.

9:33 Adam But is she at that point?

9:35 Drew Yeah, if you're peeing all the time when you're walking around and when you have sex.

9:38 Adam You're doing it when you're walking around?

9:40 It's not that bad, but I mean, if I start running or if I, you know, laugh really hard, it happens.

9:46 Drew And here's the deal, you're 24. Most women get this when they're 40, 50, 60. So this is something I would definitely look into. There are medications to help with this too, but usually at your age, I would think an operation would be the way to go.

9:58 Adam Easy one. And shouldn't the surgeons catch it during the pregnancy? Is there any way to check up on it?

10:06 Drew No, you really, it's hard to do that. The whole area gets traumatized by vaginal delivery, and it's hard to tell what's going to happen functionally. Whether you have more constipation, more bladder problems. And I am interested in taking calls tonight about female ejaculation. Anybody who's a gusher, please feel free to call. I want to talk to you.

10:22 Well, I...

10:22 Drew You're a gusher?

10:23 Well...

10:24 Drew I didn't know that.

10:25 I didn't want to talk about it on the air.

10:27 Drew Well, here's your chance. It's not for you to be embarrassed. It's fine.

10:29 Adam Yeah, but I get into kind of a shame spiral with it, because of my gush, and I feel bad, and that makes me gush more.

10:36 Drew And your boyfriend, he's okay with it?

10:38 Adam Lou, he liked it at first.

10:41 Drew And then what?

10:42 Adam Well, now he says he likes it, but I don't believe him.

10:44 Drew Does it happen during oral sex, too?

10:46 Adam Oral, anal, falchal.

10:52 It's all, it's all.

10:54 Drew It's all there.

10:55 Adam Yeah, nostril, dremel, eardrum. It's all there.

11:00 Drew I'm particularly interested in the falchal.

11:02 Adam Yeah, so slow. At least he was, until the gushing began. It's very sad.

11:07 Drew Yeah.

11:08 Adam Can we keep going? I'm getting into my shame spiral.

11:10 Drew It's okay. It's all right. It's a good thing. A lot of women do it. It's not a big deal. It's very common. Most guys are impressed.

11:18 Adam It doesn't ease the pain, hearing that other people-

11:21 Drew Don't gush?

11:22 Adam No, no. Hearing about how others share your shame.

11:25 Drew Wait till you hear all the enthusiastic gushers that are out there. A lot of them, they have great joy in their habits and their talents.

11:32 Adam Well, my man says he likes it. I just don't believe it. Maybe that's just insecurity.

11:36 Drew That's just you, that's just insecurity. Are you upset when he masturbates?

11:40 Adam Well, when he's on the internet, yeah, cause I know he's not thinking of me.

11:44 Drew And so when he looks at other women?

11:47 Adam Well, again, that makes me insecure.

11:48 Drew Insecure, how you feel physically.

11:50 Adam Yeah, cause I.

11:51 Drew Yeah, you know, he's been doing that for a long time. It doesn't have anything to do with you. He'll do it long, he's done it long before you arrived. He'll do it long after.

11:58 Adam You know what he says, he says that too, but again, shame spiral. Monica?

12:03 Yeah.

12:03 Adam You're 24?

12:05 Caller Yeah.

12:05 Adam What's up?

12:08 Caller I kind of wanted to find out when my husband and I have sex, it hurts real bad.

12:16 Drew Husband, has it always been that way?

12:19 Caller Yeah.

12:20 Drew And?

12:21 Adam Always. And with everybody you've been with?

12:24 Drew Or has it just been with him?

12:25 Caller Just been with him.

12:26 Drew Is he the only partner?

12:28 Caller Yeah.

12:29 Drew So you've only, I know that's what she meant. I knew that.

12:31 Adam That's what she meant too. And thank God I know we have the world's dumbest callers on this show.

12:35 Drew Okay. So how long have you guys been sexually active? Oh, the call, the phone.

12:40 Adam Yeah.

12:40 Caller How long?

12:42 Caller Maybe seven months.

12:44 Drew Seven months you've been sexually active. So you were a virgin until you were 24, right?

12:48 Caller Yes.

12:49 Drew Okay. Anything we should know about? Any sexual abuse, physical abuse?

12:53 Caller No, I went to the...

12:53 Drew You're fat.

12:54 Caller I went to the gynecologist and I had an exam.

12:58 Drew Yeah, good.

12:59 Caller And they said everything like anatomically was fine.

13:03 Drew Okay. Again, any sexual abuse, physical abuse? Anything we should know about?

13:07 Caller Negative.

13:08 Drew Negative. And is there any reason you waited so long to be a virgin? Are you freaked out about sexuality for some reason?

13:13 Caller No, just personal choice.

13:15 Drew Okay.

13:16 Adam No, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm going to give you a choice. Religious, not job? A survivor of incest?

13:25 Caller No, when I was younger, it was, it originally was like religion, but as I got older, it became my own choice.

13:33 Drew Okay. It's religion.

13:34 Adam It's religion.

13:36 Caller I didn't want to give myself a way to a bunch of guys and, you know.

13:40 Drew No, it's fine. It's all good. Now, being anxious is probably the most common reason that somebody has pain like you're describing. Is the pain right at the point at which you start having sex?

13:53 Caller Sometimes, yeah. And sometimes, no. Sometimes I can suck it up and just like let him push through.

14:05 Drew Yeah. So, look, that's the whole point. It's the point of penetration that's painful for you. And that is a function of either vaginismus and or anxiety.

14:11 Adam Well, she's only been having sex for seven months.

14:14 Drew Right. And you got to kind of get used to this. You got to kind of work it in, so to speak. So both emotionally and physically.

14:23 Adam Is there a prime for your vagina?

14:26 Drew Like to me, if you pass a window, does the vagina sort of...

14:28 Adam Her vagina is like a banana that's starting to turn. You know, it's starting to get those brown spots.

14:33 Drew Is it shrinking?

14:34 Adam It's just, it smells different. You know, it's starting to change. What I'm saying is, if you don't have sex, you know, 18, 19, 20, you start getting into 24. I mean, if you wait until you're 35 to do it for the first time, would it be?

14:49 Drew Probably not that big a deal. If you waited till you're 50, yes. But the changes between 45 and 60 are different than between 15 and 30. 15 and 30 should not be much different.

14:59 Adam But then there's this sort of weird, baggagey, emotional part that goes along with this.

15:03 Drew She's freaked out about it. You got to relax. You got to learn how to relax.

15:07 Adam Work it in with your cat.

15:08 Drew Your boyfriend, your husband needs to be very sort of gentle.

15:11 Adam All right. Let's talk to Rebecca who's 18. Rebecca?

15:16 Caller Yes.

15:17 Adam What's up?

15:18 Caller All right. I read something in a magazine where it says, it talks about people who get piercings. Is it okay if I read you like this little paragraph to?

15:27 Drew It's something we don't know about people who have piercings. They all have been abused mostly physically.

15:31 Adam Go ahead. What magazine? High Times?

15:34 Caller It's a women's magazine.

15:35 Drew Okay. Did I interview with one of us?

15:38 Adam Women's magazine. What's it called?

15:40 Caller It's called Allure.

15:41 Adam Allure. Okay. By the way, as far as, let me ask you about women's magazines. We have 279 of them. Do we need 280? What's up with these crazy broads?

15:52 Drew They all have the same stuff, right?

15:54 Adam The same advertisement, same junk, satisfied man.

15:57 Drew The things that men don't care about. I encourage women to do things and focus on and spend time thinking about things that men are not interested in. Yeah.

16:03 Adam And then they occasionally get that it's bikini season is right around the corner and a couple of diet things. And then a spa, spa stuff, 150 things you can do with a hot glue gun. And yes, there's all that spa retreats get away. It really just breeds envy. What it is is chicks look at these magazines and they go, why, why am I not there?

16:24 Drew Well, no, I disagree with you. You know what they do? They go, I am there. They are transported by it and then pow, they land back on earth again. Then they're envious.

16:32 Adam Well, okay. So eight seconds later, they're envious. What do you think I'm talking about? The point is, is my wife shuts the magazine and says, did you see where Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro went? They went to Negril and there's a beautiful spa.

16:54 Drew It's like, no, no, there's still more. And you never take me.

16:58 Adam Yeah, we went to the Grand Canyon for our honeymoon. You think Dave, it's like, all they do is look at stuff about, they imagine the fantasies about how happy these people are and oh, look at them. Oh, look at Catherine Zeta-Jones, she's on her own island. Oh, she's getting a hot sand rub down at the surf there while she's being served. And it's like, everyone just looks at it and goes, why, how come I'm not there? Why isn't that why?

17:24 Drew You don't take me there.

17:25 Adam Why don't you take me there? Oh boy, am I dissatisfied. There should be, you know why? And here's what it is. You know, this is a problem with chicks. Now guys, we sit around and look at magazines where it's like, oh, look at the carnage in Kosovo. And you see, we see bodies like floating in the street and we go, man, I'm happy to be in this country. They look at pictures of people down on an endless, a white sand beach and say, whoa, look at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes where they're going to. We look at, we look at the genocide in Rwanda pictures and we're happy to be on our sofa. They're pissed as hell to be on our sofa. Yes, I called my sofa. That's what I call it. Do you see what I'm saying? In all these magazines with all these, you know, celebrities all say, oh, in the red carpet, oh, another opening, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. These people are all either high or miserable or both. Please, who are you kidding? Women buy into all this crap. Oh, look what Oprah's doing today.

18:25 Caller Oprah's got some more tips.

18:27 Adam Look, she's telling, oh, look how she lives. Yeah, everyone.

18:30 Drew She has 3,000 employees. You failed to finish the thought, which is why don't you? Why don't we do this?

18:35 Adam What's the matter with you? Yes, please, with these magazines, please. Everyone looks good. Everyone's airbrushed. Everyone looks great in their bathing suit. No, they just get all green with envy.

18:46 Drew All right, so we'll finish the report.

18:47 Adam Okay. What the hell? Look, how about you broads pick up a textbook every once in a while? How about you learn something about World War II? How about you learn one goddamn thing about World War II? How about you even learn who the Allied and the Axis powers were? How about you figure out what side Germany and Japan were on? How about you figure out one thing about World War II? Could you do that? Or is it all? It's all gotta be, you know, grow your own gourds with Martha Stewart. Just nonsense. And by the way, crap, you never do anyway. Oh, look at Martha Stewart. She, she shot her own wild turkey and then dressed it herself. And then, but how about you go do that then? No, you just want to go to the grill with Tom Cruise. Oh, please. How about you learn something about a war? Just one thing about one war.

19:39 Drew Rebecca? Yep. Before, just to make Adam happy, who were the Axis powers and who were the Allied powers?

19:46 Caller What?

19:47 Drew Oh.

19:47 Adam World War II?

19:50 Caller Yeah, I know this. I just learned it, actually. I was...

19:52 Drew Oh, Axis powers? The Axis?

19:55 Caller You want me to tell you the sides who, the...

19:58 Drew Who were the countries that made up the Axis?

19:59 Adam He just, she just learned it, Drew. Leave her alone.

20:02 Drew That's good. You're going to be happy. She'll know it.

20:06 Caller All right.

20:08 Drew Is that... What do you do when you've learned something? You laugh when someone asks you to repeat it?

20:12 Adam Well, I take her word for it. She knows it.

20:14 Drew Really? You're okay with that?

20:15 Adam No. She doesn't know.

20:18 Drew Okay. Rebecca, so read the three little copies.

20:20 Adam How old is Tom Cruise?

20:22 Caller I don't care about Tom Cruise.

20:24 Caller Oh, really? What do you...

20:26 Caller I don't read magazines to look at all the chicks and think about, Oh God, I wish I was that glamorous. I read them to find out what people are saying because it's interesting because the article that I'm talking about, it's interesting because they're talking about how people with multiple piercings...

20:41 Adam All right, wait a minute. I got a better idea. How about, you know how chicks, they're not good at math, so they got that stupid, that tip sheet, tip chart cheat sheet in their, you pull it in a wallet, it's all laminated things. Like you go out to lunch, it's 36.95, you go down the thing, you go over the thing, at 15%, that would be $4.10, you know. They do that thing. They need that for wars. They, it's just the-

21:11 Drew At least Civil War and Second World War.

21:13 Adam Cheat sheet, I know, almost said, for wars. Yeah, just like-

21:19 Drew Two wars, two wars.

21:20 Adam Two wars. Just-

21:21 Drew Pick your wars.

21:21 Adam Here's what year World War II started, here's what year it ended, here's what triggered it, here's who was in it, and a couple MacArthur, and maybe, you know, maybe Eisenhower, all right? That's all I'm saying. Rebecca?

21:36 Drew So what does it say?

21:37 Adam So you just learned the ally in access powers?

21:41 Caller I'm sorry?

21:41 Adam You learned about the ally in access powers?

21:43 Caller Yes.

21:44 Adam Okay.

21:45 Drew Quickly get it out there. So they told you in the piercings that people with multiple piercings have abuse issues, right?

21:50 Caller That they've been exposed to multiple traumas.

21:52 Drew Right, that's a very common thing. We've been saying that for years.

21:54 Caller Yeah, I know, but I mean, I don't heavily agree with that because, I mean, I have...

21:58 Drew Rebecca, Rebecca, that's not to agree or disagree. That's just a fact, that people have particularly aggressive piercings, not talking about your nose and your ears and your lip. People that have, you know, clitoral hood piercings and bones through their neck and stuff like that. Things are really, it's clearly enacting out as opposed to just sort of a fashion expression.

22:16 Adam What do you got, Rebecca?

22:18 Caller I have my belly button, my tongue, and I was getting my nipples pierced.

22:24 Drew You're getting warm.

22:25 Adam Well, you're at least angry at your stepdad.

22:27 Drew Yeah. There's something going on.

22:30 Caller No, I don't have, I come from a good family, I mean, but my friend Natalie, she has everything pierced on her, like basically her genitals, her belly button, her tongue.

22:42 Drew So just check out her history. Somebody did something.

22:44 Caller Yeah, I know. I mean, she had a friend who passed away and about two years ago and ever since then, she got multiple piercings. So I mean, I do agree with it in a sense, but then what's going on with you?

22:55 Adam Where's your dad?

22:58 Caller My dad, I choose not to talk to him.

23:01 Drew All right. Well, that's what we're talking about, Rebecca. That's a trauma.

23:04 Adam I bet you'd everything's cool between the two.

23:06 Drew Other than that, it's beautiful.

23:07 Caller I'm sorry.

23:08 Drew Other than that, everything's beautiful.

23:09 Adam Talk to your dad.

23:11 Caller Okay. I couldn't hear that one more time.

23:13 Adam You don't want you choose not to talk to your dad.

23:15 Caller Yes. I choose not to. Why? Because I just don't.

23:21 Caller All right.

23:22 Adam She's angry at her dad.

23:23 Caller Of course.

23:24 Adam I just hung up because she doesn't have an answer. Yeah, she's angry.

23:27 Caller All right.

23:28 Adam So there you go. You disagree with the assertion that the multiple piercing people are usually angry or almost always angry. You're 18 and you choose not to talk to your dad. And you sound angry, by the way.

23:39 Drew Towards Matt, towards you. Yeah.

23:40 Adam So keep the piercings going and go ahead.

23:43 Drew Whatever.

23:43 Adam Yeah. God's on your side, baby. Do whatever you want. Turn yourself into a human pincushion. Do your thing. All right. We got to talk to Jamie, who's a gusher. Can do it on command.

23:56 Drew It's pretty good. I think that's called urinating.

23:59 Adam Yeah. Hey, Jamie.

24:03 Caller Yes.

24:04 Adam You can do it on command.

24:05 Caller Yes, I can.

24:06 Adam Because that's the thing for me. I can fart by request.

24:10 Drew Really?

24:10 Adam Not on command.

24:13 Drew What's the difference?

24:14 Adam You have to put something down in writing. You have to...

24:19 Drew Written request. I see.

24:20 Adam Written request, asking for an audience with my ass.

24:24 Drew That's quite a pleasure. I must tell you. I've had a couple of audience. In fact...

24:28 Adam Then I go ahead and put you into my book. And then there's a window.

24:36 Drew And there was something about kissing the ring.

24:38 Caller Yeah.

24:40 Drew All right.

24:40 Adam So...

24:41 Drew And the ring wasn't on your hand, I don't believe.

24:43 Adam Jami?

24:43 Caller Yes?

24:44 Adam So just hold tight. What comes out of you?

24:49 Caller It's clear. I mean, it's not yellow. It's clear.

24:53 Adam So if you ate a multivitamin, it would still be clear?

24:57 Caller I don't know. I haven't tried that yet.

24:59 Drew And you don't orgasm when you're doing this?

25:03 Caller Most of the time I do. I mean, it feels really good. And I mean, just a lot of times, I just do it just to keep the other person happy.

25:14 Drew So to pretend you're having an orgasm?

25:17 Caller About 75% of the time I do. And then the other 25, I just do it because if I don't, he hounds me about it.

25:25 Drew So it's like pretending you're having an orgasm?

25:27 Caller Yeah. I can fake it and have evidence that I'm not.

25:31 Adam Yeah. Wow.

25:32 Drew That's the first, that is the first. I've never spoken to a volitional gusher.

25:40 Adam Volitional gusher sounds like, again, part of the, it's probably like the Civil War. Like there was a, there was a band of guys that weren't, they weren't in the Union. They weren't, they weren't like Confederate.

25:53 Drew They're militia, they're militia.

25:55 Adam They were called the militia, militia gushers. Yeah. If you go down to Arlington, and there's quite a monument to them. Yeah, it's awesome.

26:06 Drew They were in the Pickett's Charge.

26:08 Adam Yeah, the Volitional Gushers. My great, great, great grandfather was a, I think it was a bugler in the Volitional Gushers.

26:22 Drew And Jamie Doko, I wanna talk to you some more. It's very interesting.

26:24 Adam Very interesting. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

26:32 Caller Loveline.

26:34 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

26:36 Loveline will be right back.

26:45 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline.

26:46 Caller Oh, yeah.

26:47 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. What is it, Memorial Day?

26:52 Drew Yeah, that's what it is.

26:53 Adam Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Everyone, give thanks to those veterans that made this country the best in the world. Oh, yes.

27:03 Drew By learning something about those wars that they fought in. Isn't that what we've established tonight?

27:08 Adam Could you chicks learn one plane from World War II? One plane.

27:12 Drew Or one battle. Or just, I think, the Axis and the Allied force.

27:16 Adam Let me just try something. Jennifer.

27:20 Drew Yes?

27:20 Adam Jennifer, you're 20?

27:22 Caller Yes.

27:23 Adam One airplane used in World War II.

27:26 Caller I have no idea.

27:28 Caller All right.

27:30 Adam There's like 30 to choose from. There's some famous ones.

27:33 Caller Talk to Mindy.

27:35 Adam Mindy.

27:36 Caller Yeah?

27:37 Adam One airplane used in World War II.

27:42 Caller Oh, I know what it looks like. I can't remember the name.

27:47 Caller It's got the wings and the propeller.

27:48 Caller My dad would kill me.

27:49 Caller Yeah. All right. Hold on. All right.

27:52 Adam Is Jamie a dude? Jamie?

27:54 Caller Yes.

27:55 Adam One airplane from World War II.

27:58 Caller DC-10?

27:59 Caller No.

27:59 Drew Close.

28:00 Adam Not even.

28:00 Caller Really?

28:01 Caller No.

28:01 Drew Well, not DC-10, but there was a DC plane.

28:04 Adam Look, you were closest, and the actual words came out of your mouth. That was invented 30 years later. But that's fine. And it didn't see any action. Maybe it's a transport plane 20 years later. Gina.

28:20 Caller Yes.

28:21 Adam One plane from World War II.

28:24 Caller I'm sorry.

28:25 Caller History really wasn't my show.

28:26 Caller All right.

28:27 Adam This is my point, everybody.

28:29 Drew There's one male up there. Want to ask him to see if he can come up with it?

28:32 Adam Well, he's 18 and he's calling from Bakersfield.

28:37 Drew If he knows it, that would prove a point.

28:39 Adam Okay.

28:39 Drew It would make a huge point.

28:41 Adam Okay. Jeff.

28:43 Yeah.

28:44 Adam One plane from World War II.

28:48 Ju-88 and a Hurricane.

28:51 Caller All right.

28:52 Adam Thank you. He's from Bakersfield. So, there's obviously some form of mental retardation. He's younger than anybody else we've spoken to and he called two planes. He called a German plane and an English plane, I believe.

29:11 Caller Wait a minute.

29:12 Adam Jeff, what do you know so much about World War II aircraft for?

29:16 Actually, right now, I'm reading a book. Roald Dahl wrote it about his wife and the RAF and he talks a lot about him.

29:26 Caller All right.

29:26 Adam One's a German, one's an English plane.

29:28 Yeah, it was in the War of Greece, I believe.

29:32 Adam All right.

29:32 Drew Interesting.

29:34 Adam Do you see that? Do you see? By the way, ladies, you know when you guys complain, oh, we get paid 75 cents to your dollar? I'm pissed about that. That ain't enough. I want a buck 25 to your 75 cents. Or maybe we'll just lower yours down to 50. What is it, Drew? What has gone wrong with our educational system? The chicks know nothing about any war of any kind.

29:59 Drew They're not interested in war.

30:00 Adam Okay.

30:00 Drew We're wired differently.

30:02 Adam Who is interested in calculus or statistics or chemistry? Is anyone interested in anything? No, you go to school, you sit there, you absorb a little information.

30:12 Drew No, people are interested in stuff.

30:13 Adam No, nobody in high school wants to take calculus, a trig or anything. You're nerd ball friends, maybe, but nobody actually enjoys that crap, so hobby, no one practices it outside of high school. It's not like, oh, I got my trig book, so I'm set for the summer. I'm just going to be reading this on the beach. No one's interested. No, you go there, you absorb. Why can't we wedge a little war information to a woman's brain? What goes on with that brain of theirs?

30:43 Drew Maybe we could take a page from their brain and learn something. We don't have wars.

30:48 Adam Oh, true. So heavy. Who are we talking to?

30:51 Drew Jamie Stilman Gusher.

30:52 Adam Joan Baez.

30:53 Drew Jamie the Gusher.

30:54 Adam Jamie the Gusher.

30:55 Caller That's right.

30:57 Drew I just instinctively think that whatever a female brain does, it's got to be better.

31:00 Adam They don't know anything about war. Jamie?

31:05 Drew Jamie Gush is on command.

31:06 Caller Yes.

31:07 Drew Okay. How do you do that?

31:12 Caller There's two different muscles for me. And one kind of feels like it's in my stomach. And the other one is like the normal one on the bottom by the lips. But when I press up here by my stomach, it comes out.

31:27 Drew You actually press with your hand?

31:29 Caller No.

31:30 Caller I mean, press with my stomach muscles.

31:32 Drew The muscles, something comes out there.

31:33 Caller Yeah. And it's not like a little and it's not like once.

31:38 Caller It's four or five times and it's a lot.

31:41 Caller We've had it.

31:42 Caller Me and my boyfriend are in his suburb and we've had to rip the carpet out.

31:46 Caller It's that bad. I mean, the back is just totally flooded. And we've had to rip the carpet out and redo the carpeting in it.

31:54 Adam How about you kids get an apartment?

31:57 Caller Actually, he's married. So, that's like our only...

32:01 Drew Oh, that's the only thing. Except for that, everything's great, Adam. How dare you?

32:05 Adam Pardon me. I didn't mean to offend your delicate sense of...

32:08 Drew I mean, everything's great with this relationship. And we'll just get rid of the wife and it'll be fine.

32:12 Adam Got to sleep. Not in his suburb, but their suburb. Yeah. The one... She drives the kids to school.

32:19 Drew The kids to school, right, right.

32:20 Adam Yeah, you better rip that carpet out, by the way.

32:22 Drew That's not so good. How old is your boyfriend?

32:25 Caller 32.

32:26 Drew Oh, yeah. This guy's all class.

32:28 Caller I can see his wife, like, the next day.

32:30 Adam Honey, I found a mound of kitty litter in the back of the suburban. Yeah. The sack busted open. We don't have a cat. We're the Allied Powers of World War II. Oh, what a class act, Jamie. Do you work with this guy?

32:52 Caller No. Actually, we have a race team, and so we go out, and I met him there, and he started dating me, and six months later, I found out he was still married.

33:08 Drew And you have no, you don't have any guilt about this?

33:13 Caller No, I hate her. She's dumb. I mean, she knows.

33:15 Drew She's your best friend. She's your best friend, right?

33:19 Caller I mean, I've been around for two years.

33:21 Caller We go out and we're alone all the time. Whenever we're sitting at his house, I'm sitting next to him.

33:26 Caller She's not.

33:27 Caller I mean, it's so obvious.

33:28 Drew Guess what? There's something about, something about a friend is you trust them. That's part of building a friendship. It's part of allowing a friendship to develop. You have a trust in that person.

33:38 Caller Yeah, but I'm just friends with her so, like, we can get along and she'll keep me, she'll let me be around.

33:44 Drew You're just, Jamie, let's be clear. You're just a despicable person, then?

33:48 Caller Oh, pretty much.

33:49 Drew Yeah.

33:50 Caller Okay. All right. Well.

33:51 Adam Well, it's always been, I've always been curious about how bad people sort of function in their own, in their own skin. And think about themselves. You just think, you just think of yourself as a bad person.

34:02 Caller Do I think of myself as a bad person?

34:04 Yeah.

34:06 Caller In ways, yes, I do. And that's okay? I mean, no, it's not. It sucks and we talk about it a lot and actually we got into a fight last night and I was gonna leave, but I don't know, the sex is good, so.

34:18 Adam Sit around and ruin the floor mats of the Suburban.

34:21 Caller Yeah, it's great.

34:23 Adam I'm gonna, what kind of racing does this guy do? Formula One? I can see you guys at Monte Carlo right now.

34:30 Caller It's a light model. It's a Ford, oh gosh, I didn't, oh.

34:36 Drew Fairlane?

34:37 No.

34:38 Adam Is this dirt track?

34:39 Drew Comet?

34:39 Caller Oval.

34:40 Caller It's round track.

34:41 Adam It's round track, is there dirt on?

34:42 Caller It's a Ford Taurus.

34:44 Adam Ford Taurus.

34:45 Caller Ford Taurus light model, I think it was the 2000.

34:49 Adam Yeah, it's not even really stock car. This is just, is there dirt on the track?

34:54 Drew Demolition Derby?

34:55 Caller No, it's paved.

34:57 Caller It's a paved half track.

34:59 Caller I actually met him there. I was doing some other stuff down there and I met him and he was actually in a different class and we moved up together and I spot for him. And we've taken our engine out. So I mean, all year this year, I can pretty much do anything under a hood.

35:16 Caller All right, all right, all right.

35:20 Adam What kind of engine are you running in that Taurus?

35:23 Caller Chevy 350.

35:24 Drew And a Ford?

35:25 Adam And a Ford?

35:27 Caller Yeah, well, the body is a Ford. Everything else is a Chevy. We have a Chevy Grand, a Chevy engine, a Camaro clip.

35:36 Caller All right, all right.

35:37 Adam So Jamie, aren't you, by the way, does this guy have kids?

35:41 Caller Yes, he has two. I didn't know about them either before. And actually, I love his older son. His younger son's more of a mama's boy, and his older son loves me to death.

35:52 Adam All right. Well, that's fantastic.

35:54 Drew If he knew he was destroying his family, he wouldn't be so compassionate about it.

35:56 Adam You guys are just a few years apart, huh?

35:59 Caller Yeah, we're a few. We're as long apart as me and his younger son. We're 11 years apart.

36:06 Caller So his son's 11 years younger than me.

36:08 Drew Yeah, but your older son, his older son, how old is he?

36:11 Caller Nine.

36:12 Drew Older son's nine. Okay.

36:13 Caller Yes.

36:13 Drew Okay.

36:14 Adam All right. So anyway, homewrecker, how about you find yourself a real man, go get a guy, get a relationship?

36:22 Caller I don't know if I'm stuck on this one and I'm hell bent to see this one through.

36:27 Drew Oh boy, it's going to be a disaster.

36:29 Caller Yeah, it's already been quite a disaster, but something just wants me to stay.

36:35 Drew Well, it must've been a horrible disaster you came from in your own home. Your family of origin.

36:40 Caller My parents have been together since high school. I mean, they're high school sweethearts and the only thing bad is my dad's been sick my whole life.

36:49 Drew What's he got?

36:50 Caller Kidney failure.

36:51 Kidney failure?

36:52 Caller He had two different kidney surgeries and-

36:55 Drew From what? What was his failure due to?

36:58 Caller He got it when he was born. It was a hereditary disease.

37:02 Drew Polycystic kidney?

37:04 Caller Yeah.

37:05 Drew Are you worried about that?

37:07 Caller Yeah, because he's dying right now.

37:10 Drew No, but I mean, it's- It was yourself. Yeah. It can be passed along.

37:15 Caller Actually, I'm adopted.

37:16 Drew Okay.

37:18 Caller I don't know if my-

37:18 Drew How old were you when you were- Here we go. How old were you when you were adopted?

37:21 Caller A baby.

37:22 Drew How old?

37:25 Caller Six months, maybe.

37:26 Drew Yeah, so God knows what she was exposed to in those six months.

37:30 Adam Listen, we all lay on our feet. Everything happens for a reason, Jamie.

37:33 Caller Hey, I thought this was about my gushing. I mean-

37:35 Drew It was. You got to know some other interesting things too.

37:38 Adam Now, so now you're a bad person. So, all right. So, go ahead. Now, here's the thing, everybody.

37:45 Drew Part of the thing about that early abuse can be a lack of capacity for empathy. We other people don't really exist in an empathic way.

37:52 Adam Let me explain what makes you a bad person. Not what's in your heart, it's what you do. It's your actions.

37:58 Drew And how you do it, right?

38:00 Adam No.

38:01 Drew I mean, if you don't care about what you do to other people.

38:04 Adam Here's what I've had an ass full of in this society. This guy's a really good guy, but he fills in the blank. Beats his kids, murders prostitutes, does whatever, but in his heart. You know what I mean?

38:17 Drew If you know him, you love him.

38:19 Adam If you know him, you love him. It's just the booze. He gets high and he starts killing hookers. You know, look, for me, it's the opposite. Whatever you do, that's what kind of person you are, not what's in your heart. I don't give a rat's ass about what's in your heart. If you're cheating on it with a guy who has a couple of wife and a couple of kids and all this, you're not a good person. He's not a good person. You can't be the world's greatest person and do horrible things. In that case, speaking of World War II, maybe Hitler was a great guy. Oh, he's a great guy.

38:53 Caller Oh, don't, don't know.

38:54 Drew Don't judge him by his actions. How dare you?

38:55 Adam That's his work. Don't judge him by his work. When he got at home.

38:58 Drew You knew him.

38:59 Adam I was a vegetarian. He loved animals and the outdoors. Kiss my ass. You are, you are defined by your actions. And conversely, you could be the world's worst person that does the world's greatest things. And I will label you good guy. You see what I'm saying? I don't care if your heart is as black as coal. If you're, if you spend every weekend down at the orphanage donating, playing the acoustic guitar for the kids with the bald heads, you're a good guy. I don't care what you feel like in your heart. You have too many people that feel too goddamn good about themselves and they're horrible people. If you do bad things, you're a bad person. End of discussion. I don't care that it's you. I don't care that you feel great in your heart of hearts or way down deep anywhere. You're an a-hole.

39:45 Drew Many a-holes that don't realize it that way.

39:47 Adam But put that pressure on yourself. If you're cheating, if you're stealing, if you're ripping off money, if you're cheating a spouse, you're cheating on your spouse, you're doing whatever, you're a bad person.

39:56 Drew Cheers.

39:57 Adam Thank you.

39:57 Drew Quickly, Noelle knows why women don't know anything about World War II, Line 5. Real quick.

40:02 Adam It's gonna be disappointing.

40:03 Drew Noelle?

40:03 Caller Hi.

40:04 Adam You're 28?

40:05 Caller I'm 28.

40:07 Adam Why do women know nothing about wars?

40:10 Caller Well, because since the beginning in elementary school, politics have been fabricated. So we choose not to.

40:18 Drew Fabricated?

40:19 Caller Fabricated. For instance, Thanksgiving, the Pilgrims and Indians.

40:23 Drew Noelle, Noelle, what, Axis powers or Allied forces? Who is in each?

40:29 Caller Excuse me?

40:29 Drew The facts. Just the facts. Who were the Allies?

40:32 Adam We don't need any of your crappy flower power rhetoric.

40:35 Drew No interpretation.

40:35 Adam Just tell us why chicks don't know anything about wars.

40:37 Drew Just the facts. Can you tell us who was in the Axis and who were in the Allied powers? No. Just the facts. Okay. That's just the point.

40:43 Adam All right. You go try to hump some tofu, would you?

40:47 Caller Okay.

40:48 Adam And listen, I know you worry about the man and how he's poisoning the land and all that kind of stuff.

40:55 Caller I don't worry about it.

40:56 Adam You don't?

40:58 Drew There's poison in the mind.

40:59 Adam You don't like the man though, right?

41:00 Caller I don't like the man.

41:02 Adam I know. But just wait till you get something. You're going to need the man one day.

41:06 Caller Okay.

41:07 Adam No problem.

41:07 Drew When you have a problem with the disease or something.

41:09 Adam Yeah. Wait till you get that hepatitis C and you need your interferon. Wait till you get the HIV. Wait till you get cancer. Wait till you get something. Then you come kissing the man's ass. Until then, you just live in your fairy tale where you drink your green tea and it cures everything because you have nothing. Wait till you get something. And then it's time to kiss the man's ass, all right?

41:29 Caller Well, that still doesn't mean that it's not fabricated.

41:32 Adam What's... Women don't know anything about war because it didn't happen or because the man put a spin on World War II or what happened?

41:41 Caller Because men have been lying since the beginning of time.

41:46 Adam About what? Like what didn't happen in World War II that we need to know about? Please educate us.

41:52 Caller Not talking about World War II. I'm not talking about World War II. Talking about the beginning of time, history since the beginning of time.

42:02 Adam But by the way, no, believe me, I know you're tight. My mom is one of your type. You just go around spouting your isms. You never can back it up and you just walk around miserable. If you could actually defend any of your posturing, it would be awesome, but you have no defense. You can never back it up with anything.

42:20 Drew Well, there's no doubt that mankind has mythologized history, particularly violence. We do that. Naturally, we do that. It seems to be in us. So, yes, we do that.

42:28 Caller We do that.

42:29 Adam No, she's not so. And by the way, could we be any further away from an answer?

42:35 Drew No, with that.

42:36 Adam Any, anything less satisfying in the answer department?

42:39 Drew There's a rule of thumb for our screeners. When somebody says, I know the reason that Phil and Blake, ask them why.

42:43 Adam Because they never know. What was her answer? Here's what the screen says. Knows why girls don't know anything about WW2.

42:54 Caller Since the time of civilization.

42:56 Drew All right, we need a break.

42:57 Caller Man has been lied to the children and to nature, and to sheep.

43:04 Adam What the F is she talking about?

43:08 Caller All right.

43:09 Adam Oh, you all disgust me. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

43:16 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

43:18 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

43:23 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. It's Loveline.

43:44 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew's on the computer now, looking up some World War II aircraft, which reminds me, we should just talk to Jeff because it's Memorial Day, and we all need to kiss the ass of the veterans that gave their life for this country. Jeff?

44:04 Yeah.

44:05 Adam You're 18?

44:06 Caller Yes, sir.

44:08 Adam You're looking at World War II aircraft?

44:12 Caller Yeah, I just have a book, nothing much.

44:16 Adam What's your favorite plane from World War II?

44:20 Caller Cinder plane. I do like the hurricanes. I don't know why. They're nice little neat things.

44:28 Adam You don't make some bitch in military aircraft, by the way?

44:32 Caller No.

44:32 Caller Saab.

44:34 Drew Really?

44:35 Adam Yeah. Swedes. Not World War II stuff, jet stuff.

44:40 Drew Lately?

44:41 Adam Lately, from like the 50s on.

44:44 Caller Bitch and stuff.

44:45 Drew Not just the engines, but the actual aircraft?

44:47 Adam Saab makes the whole thing. Yeah. Make a weird car, but they make a cool airplane.

44:52 Drew How about Volvo?

44:54 Adam You mean Volvo?

44:54 Drew Oh, that's right.

44:57 Adam I got a, where's my barber from?

45:00 Drew Central America or something, right?

45:02 Adam Yeah. He was from, he was from Brazil or something, South America. Where the hell was that guy from? Well, anyway, point is he told me one day he was going to trade his Bobo in for a Saab. I said, you mean Volvo? Yeah, Volvo. Volvo, Bobo. Volvo, Bobo. Okay, Saab, Saab, Saab, Saab. Volvo, Bobo, Saab, Saab. You can say the V, you can say the B. You're saying it just fine. They're just on the wrong car. Just move them. Take.

45:48 Drew Did you have him put a pen around?

45:50 Adam Put a pen, he puts a pencil across the mouth. Meanwhile, he's trying to cut my hair a little. He puts a pencil across the mouth. And I'm like, Volvo.

45:58 Caller Volvo.

46:01 Adam Volvo.

46:03 Caller Volvo.

46:05 Adam Volvo. So you can't do the B if you put the pen across your mouth. And then you try it with Saab too. Saab. Like, look, you're saying Saab. Now say Volvo. Just put Volvo at the end of Saab.

46:25 Drew You missed. You should have got to say B-O-L-B-O. Say that word.

46:28 Adam Oh, they would just say Volvo. I know they're effing with us, Drew.

46:33 Caller I know they are.

46:34 Adam I know they are. Jeff?

46:36 Caller Yeah.

46:37 Adam You're 18?

46:38 Caller Yes, sir.

46:39 Adam What's happening?

46:41 Caller Well, it was about 2 in the morning last night and I wake up and, well, I look down and my right testicle is almost the size of a baseball.

46:51 Did it hurt?

46:53 Caller Actually, it's not too bad, but I felt it a little bit and it kind of ached a little bit.

46:59 Drew All right. There's a couple possibilities. One is that you got a hernia. The hernia sort of descended into the testing. The other is that you had some sort of a torsion, but that usually is quite painful. So you need to see somebody right away because what can happen to that hernia is it can sort of twist in there and die basically. Basically, your bowels just sort of spilled into your testicles. Isn't that nice? That's what the hernia is. So you need to get that looked into, Jeff.

47:24 Adam All right, Jeff. Go to a doctor. Go find a, I think they only have veterinarians in Bakersfield. They might have to go out of town.

47:31 Drew General Surgeon. But good times.

47:33 Adam All right, we'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

47:55 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

48:16 Adam Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Saw the Star Wars movie today.

48:25 Drew What did you think?

48:27 Adam Well, I don't follow it really closely. The whole saga.

48:33 Caller Right.

48:35 Adam But it must have been better than the other ones, or the other few. But I'll tell you, I'm a little CGI-ed out. Even good CGI. I can't, there's something, it's like everything's, like I'm in a cartoon or something. It's weird. Like, there was a point before everything went CGI, where they would just have to do really elaborate models, but the stuff was physical, it was sort of mechanical. Yes. And even though it wasn't the actual thing, it was still, you know, Followed physical laws. Yeah, if you dropped it on your foot, it would break your toe. Right. You know, big models of starships and stuff like that, and towns and whatever. And now it's kind of like everything is sort of a painting, a computer painting, and it's a little, I don't know.

49:34 Drew Doesn't make true.

49:35 Adam No. And the other thing, the other thing that always drives me nuts about all these space movies, I don't know if you saw it or not, but it's like, there's a little too much. Like there's this sort of beginning where they're, they're flying through space and there's 750 fighters coming at them and they're just sort of, they say something like, hold on, as they go, you know, you would immediately hit something, one of them, you know what I mean?

50:00 Drew It's like the trick with the asteroid belt.

50:02 Adam Yeah, they do that all the time too. Like there's just this asteroid belt where, there's asteroids the size of Buick's and their average spread is every three foot on center. You're taking something the size of a-

50:16 Drew Football field.

50:16 Adam Football field. Yeah, you got a DC-10, you're gonna go referencing something earlier show. You got 747, you're just gonna fly through this thing with these football, basketball size chunks every three feet. You know, somehow, just hang on, it's gonna be a rough ride. Well, what immediately would just go through the cockpit, right? Immediately. There's a point where, at the beginning of the movie, you know, they're not gonna crash, this guy's gonna stay alive. It's too much. You know what's better, actually? Here's what, here's less is more. We're talking about World War II, talking about airplanes tonight. A couple of good movies were just one-on-one dogfight. Just Messier-Smith and a Spitfire, nothing but open sky. Mano e Mano, just going right at it. And instead of this sort of cluster F of 700,000 faceless droid-y things, all sort of coming at each other at once.

51:06 Drew When we watch a boxing match, we don't watch 300 guys on each side boxing. Right.

51:10 Adam You want the relationship. Yeah, you want that. You want to know who the guy is that you're fighting or that you're going against, not just a million CGI, you know, starship cruisers coming at you. You know, they go too much and you lose it. Again, you know, you guys want to know a good example of that? The first Alien, very good movie, great sci-fi horror movie, because there was one alien and it couldn't be destroyed and it was tenacious and you hated it. The second one, there was thousands of them and you would just mow them down and there wasn't, you didn't develop the hatred for the one, yes?

51:46 Drew Yes.

51:46 Adam That'd be like, if there's a thousand Mike Tysons fighting a thousand Evander Holyfields.

51:52 Drew Yeah.

51:53 Adam Who cares?

51:53 Drew Yeah.

51:54 Adam One-on-one, now you gotta fight. All right, heavy, heavy. Crystal?

52:01 Caller Yeah.

52:02 Adam You're 19?

52:03 Caller 19.

52:04 Drew All right.

52:05 Adam Name one aircraft from World War II.

52:09 Caller Well, I don't know.

52:11 Drew Okay. Anyway.

52:12 Adam Go ahead.

52:12 Caller Okay. So basically, I've had three partners. And I don't think I've, I haven't asked my gynecologist because he's kind of like, my whole family goes there, so I feel kind of embarrassed.

52:27 Adam By the way, I just named two aircrafts in my story. Yeah.

52:30 Drew She couldn't come up with it.

52:31 Adam She heard him or not. All right. Gynecologist.

52:35 Drew Can't ask him. Yeah.

52:36 Caller And you know, my whole family goes there.

52:39 Drew By the way, just for the record, a doctor is not allowed to discuss anything he discusses with you unless you give him written consent, him or her.

52:46 Caller Oh yeah.

52:46 Adam Well, you know how those gynecologists like to chat.

52:48 Drew Yeah. They just chat it up in the coffee house. All right. So what's the question?

52:52 Caller Well, I don't think I've had an orgasm before. And I don't, I think I'm faking it basically. And I want to know if I'm doing something wrong, if I'm just with the wrong people or I don't know what to do.

53:06 Drew Have you ever tried masturbating?

53:08 Caller No, I don't. That's just gross.

53:10 Drew It's gross.

53:11 Caller I can't do that.

53:12 Drew How come?

53:13 Caller Because it's like if I wanted some bad horny, but I'll just go, you know, have some good horny.

53:19 Adam I love that.

53:20 Drew Oh, that's different. But then that's a difference about the female there, isn't it?

53:24 Caller I can't do that.

53:26 Adam Yeah, if I'm that horny, I'll just go find a guy and hop on him.

53:30 Caller But I, anyway, I don't really know because like...

53:32 Adam Okay, but hold on a second. You referred to masturbation as gross, which leads me to believe you're like uptight or something's going on. So you're not ready for an orgasm.

53:43 Caller I am, trust me, I am. I thought I was having it, but then I'm not. And then I kind of like, I hear my friends say, oh yeah, I was so wet, blah, blah, blah. And I'm really not getting wet, basically.

53:55 Drew That means you're not even getting, you're not just not having an orgasm, you're not even getting aroused.

53:58 Caller I don't think, I think I am. And then when I know that I'm not getting wet, you know, I kind of start to like, move in like another position.

54:05 Caller And I look out the KY without him noticing.

54:09 Drew All right, you need to, you need to focus on oral sex. That is the way most women have orgasm, not during intercourse.

54:14 Adam Can he give you some oral sex?

54:16 Caller He does, but not really working.

54:20 Adam Is he, is he not good at it?

54:23 Caller This sounds bad, but like, okay. I think I want it like harder, I guess. I think you mean like too soft with me.

54:30 Drew All right, whatever, you got to tell him that.

54:32 Adam She needs to be turned out. You know what I mean? She needs a guy who knows what he's doing.

54:36 Drew Adam, why don't you go down there to Culver? She's in Culver City, it's right around the corner here.

54:40 Adam Well, right around the corner in Culver City doesn't mean much because they have thousands of those god damn left turn right arrows.

54:47 Drew We could get around the corner.

54:48 Adam Take a week just to travel 75 yards in this horrible city we work in. But she sounds to me like someone who needs, she needs that one guy that just has been around the block a few times and he's 27, he's gonna just rock her world.

55:04 Drew But she may not even be online yet. Some women really biologically aren't sort of synced up until they're about 22.

55:10 Adam Crystal?

55:11 Caller Yeah.

55:13 Adam These guys, are they young guys? Are they inexperienced guys?

55:17 Caller The one I'm with right now is 23.

55:19 Adam Is he, has he been with a lot of ladies?

55:22 Caller He said seven.

55:24 Adam Is he a nice guy?

55:26 Caller Yeah, he's really, really nice. He gets along really well, but it's just not, you know.

55:29 Adam Well, why don't you, I'll tell you what, when you're all up in your head, baby.

55:33 Drew Just tell him what you, you seem to know what you want to tell him.

55:35 Adam When you give him some moral sex, tell him how you want it.

55:37 Drew That's all?

55:38 Caller Well, like, I've started to, like, you know, start making some noise or something. I said, don't hold back, you know.

55:45 Drew Look, Crystal, be, hey, hey, come on, be explicit. Here's exactly what I want. What, are you afraid you're going to hurt his delicate sensibilities? Please, guys, aim to please that you could tell him just about anything and he'll do it.

55:57 Caller All right.

55:58 Adam Keep him with the theme.

56:00 Caller Gina?

56:02 Caller Yeah.

56:02 Adam 25?

56:04 Caller Yeah.

56:05 Adam One aircraft from World War II?

56:08 Caller I hear a hurricane.

56:10 Caller Oh.

56:11 Caller Well. I've been listening.

56:13 Adam The other guy mentioned a hurricane. A couple.

56:15 Drew You meant you gave the other one no credit for not having mentioned something we had just mentioned. So we should get the credit for that.

56:20 Adam I give you a half a point for mentioning the one that the other guy used is the answer.

56:24 Caller Okay.

56:24 Adam But you were listening.

56:25 Drew So never forget it.

56:26 Adam You were listening.

56:26 Caller I'll admit that I'm stupid.

56:29 Caller All right.

56:29 Adam Well, that makes you smart in my book or at least average. Go ahead, Gina.

56:34 Caller Okay. Well, when I have a really strong organ, I do, I think, I guess, but then I do have a problem with pain sometimes during sex. And it's pretty distinctive between the two when I am having the two different problems.

56:48 Drew Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Slow down. So sometimes you have an ejaculation. Is that right?

56:53 Caller Yeah. When I have a really strong orgasm.

56:56 Drew So strong orgasms give you a female ejaculation. And then sometimes you have incontinence, you urinate.

57:01 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

57:02 Drew And what makes that happen?

57:05 Caller Most of the time, well, when I orgasm, it's pretty much with quatorial stimulation. When at any time, like I have a lot of pressure inside of me, that's normally when I, or normally it's mostly with like dog style.

57:21 Drew That you have the urine problem.

57:22 Caller Yes.

57:23 Drew And you have female ejaculation during oral sex?

57:27 Caller It has to be mostly oral sex.

57:29 Caller And then, and then at the end, and just kind of end it all with, you know, a big, I don't know. I have to have both.

57:39 Drew So if you start the orgasm with oral...

57:41 Adam Everything's happening. She's having...

57:43 Drew She has female orgasmic incontinence in doggie style, P's.

57:48 Adam Right.

57:48 Drew And she has an ejaculation when she has a strong orgasm, which is initiatable oral sex and finished with intercourse.

57:55 Adam In Missionaries number two? When isn't something coming out of her?

57:59 Drew Perfect question.

58:01 Adam And she'll blow a snot rocket when she's performing oral?

58:05 Drew Yeah, if you ask.

58:06 Adam Gina? You're like a sieve.

58:10 Drew Or a faucet.

58:12 Caller Yeah.

58:14 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

58:16 Drew When isn't something coming out of you?

58:19 Caller I notice that I'm having a problem with lubrication at all. But if I'm very turned on and very well lubricated and I'm really wet to begin with, that's when I'm able to ejaculate.

58:33 Drew Something more is coming.

58:34 Caller Yeah.

58:35 Drew All right. Do you notice a contraction? Yeah. Do you notice a contraction of certain muscles during that?

58:42 Caller Yeah. And it's more like when I'm pain, I can feel it more towards the front, bottom, when it's more inside when I'm, or like farther up inside me when I'm...

58:54 Drew And do you feel like your abdominal muscle is contracting during female ejaculation?

58:58 Caller I don't notice that.

59:00 Drew Don't notice that.

59:00 Adam Well, like, you have a boyfriend, a husband, what do you have?

59:04 Caller I've been married for seven years.

59:06 Drew Since you were 18.

59:08 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

59:10 Adam How's that going?

59:11 Caller Good. I can't complain. I think we have a normal marriage, but...

59:17 Drew Strangely, she sounds like she could complain.

59:19 Adam Yeah. Sounds like you're dying to complain.

59:21 Caller Go ahead.

59:23 Caller No, I think I would be happier sexually if we had sex more often, but I think my husband and I just have different sex drives.

59:32 Drew And what are you looking for?

59:37 Caller I think I'm the type that I could live with every night, but I'd be satisfied with maybe three times a week.

59:42 Drew And what's he looking at?

59:44 Caller He'd be happy with once a week, but realistically, we'd probably do it... We got through spurts, and this is on his terms. We kind of got through spurts sometimes. You ain't kidding? We do it like three or four times a week, and then sometimes we'll go two weeks, you know.

59:56 Adam All right, well, you kids work it out. Let me say this, Drew. I know you're a man of exquisite passion that knows no bounds, and no clock, no calendar can contain your passion. So it's not even how many times a week, it's how many times a nanosecond, with Dr. Drew. But you got married a little bit later in life, as I did. 18-year-old guys, 17-year-old guys, 21-year-old guys, they get married, they're with the chick for eight years. You don't even know what their sexual tempo is, because these guys are supposed to be hooking up and getting with, you know, the... Here's what I'm saying. When you're an 18-year-old guy, and you're now 25, you've been married for seven years, and it's like, yeah, he wants to do it three times a month. He doesn't have the same sexual energies. I have him start banging the secretary he's been eyeballing for the last two years at the new receptionist at the job. I bet he picks his tempo up a little bit. Now he would slide eventually, year number three, he would get into that too. But I'm wondering...

1:01:13 Drew Basically, he's hitting his 40-year-old tempo at 25.

1:01:17 Adam Right, because a guy... I mean, look, if a guy hooked up with a chicken became sexually active at nine, by the time he was 17, he'd be at the once a week.

1:01:27 Drew Max.

1:01:27 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:01:28 Drew Yeah.

1:01:29 Adam Guys are meant to... Sorry, it's one of those biological things. It's hard to argue with ladies. Guys, especially young men, they're supposed to go from partner to partner, not necessarily in the same night, not necessarily even in the same month. But you're supposed to be datin someone in high school and datin someone new your first year in college and then datin someone new your sophomore year at college. Women too. Women too. We'll see how the guy's tempo is when he finally gets his mitts on that sorority chick he's been eyeballing for a semester. I bet the tempo speeds up just a little bit from frozen to double time.

1:02:07 Drew Coolage effect.

1:02:08 Adam That's right. So the point is, I don't know, I wonder if these guys are, you know, it's like, it's sort of like they talk about women hitting menopause prematurely.

1:02:22 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:02:22 Adam This is that version of it for guys. It's menopause at age 25. And instead of being 25 and out making the scene and nailing chicks your whole life, looking like a Bacardi commercial, you're entering year number eight of your marriage and you're down at 45 year old level.

1:02:46 Drew Could be.

1:02:47 Adam Manopause, Drew.

1:02:48 Drew Well said.

1:02:49 Adam Early onset of manopause.

1:02:51 Drew Perry manopause.

1:02:53 Adam Perry manopause, one of the greatest crippled detectives ever to grace a 70s television set. Got shot in the ass. That'd be a good sell, huh? It's a detective series about a guy who's in a wheelchair. Wheelchair. Is he a lawyer?

1:03:12 Caller Yeah.

1:03:12 Adam Perry Mason?

1:03:13 Caller Yeah.

1:03:14 Caller Yeah.

1:03:14 Adam What happened? He got shot in the ass. And now what?

1:03:17 Caller Really?

1:03:18 Drew Pray tell. Tell me more. It's fascinating.

1:03:20 Adam Does he use his wheelchair to roll over criminals?

1:03:23 Caller No.

1:03:24 Drew Does he use wheelchair in any way?

1:03:25 Caller No.

1:03:27 Drew Is there anything about him? Is he a good lawyer?

1:03:30 Caller No.

1:03:30 Drew Oh.

1:03:31 Adam Are we making a statement about the hand?

1:03:32 Caller No.

1:03:34 Adam It just happens to me. It's actually Raymond Burr is just too lazy to stand around. So he wanted a wheelchair. As a matter of fact, I want to do a TV show where I'm confined to a wheelchair.

1:03:44 Drew Oh, would that be good for you? Yeah. How about a stretcher? Just a stretcher. That'd be perfect. Oh, my God.

1:03:51 Adam I want to do one where I'm a quad and I have to just use one of the straws I blow just to move around and I speak through one of those voice synthesizers.

1:04:02 Drew Except you have to have a hand free to masturbate. Something would have to.

1:04:06 Adam That would be awesome.

1:04:07 Drew Something you would operate with your straw.

1:04:08 Adam You know what would be awesome for me? A long running series where I played a character that was in a wheelchair.

1:04:13 Drew Yeah. Oh, no, I think a stretcher. Wheelchair is not quite enough for you.

1:04:18 Adam I'd be napping in my trailer and then be like, come on, Mr. Corolla, it's time to get in the wheelchair. And they'd be wheeling me onto the set, wheeling me around. I'd probably wrangle one of those handicapped placards out of the deal, too.

1:04:30 Drew And why don't you just declare yourself paralyzed? You got assistants, you got producers, will you around?

1:04:36 Caller You could do it.

1:04:38 Adam I would, I would, but I think it's bad karma.

1:04:42 Drew Oh, you mean you need me to actually cut your spine?

1:04:45 Adam Yeah, yeah, because, you know, it's one of those things where, oh, it was a big joke where he said he was paraplegic, and then the base jumping accident happened.

1:04:53 Drew Yeah, you're right, you're right.

1:04:54 Adam You know what I mean?

1:04:55 Caller Yeah.

1:04:55 Adam Then the climbing accident.

1:04:56 Drew Yeah.

1:04:57 Adam See what I'm saying?

1:04:58 Caller Okay.

1:05:00 Adam Jennifer?

1:05:01 Caller Yes.

1:05:02 Adam You're 20?

1:05:03 Caller Yeah.

1:05:05 Adam You've been on OO-ON hold for 87 minutes.

1:05:07 Drew Well done.

1:05:09 Adam I was going to ask you any military aircraft from World War II, but I realize I already asked you that like an hour and a half ago.

1:05:15 Caller Yeah.

1:05:16 Drew All right.

1:05:16 Adam What's happening, baby doll?

1:05:18 Caller Well, I was reading a book. I'm pregnant. I'm six months pregnant. I was reading a book called What to Expect When Expecting.

1:05:26 Drew Right.

1:05:26 Caller And it says that it has this part where it talks about myths of being pregnant. And it kind of answers a question, but it says that oral sex can be dangerous for the mother and child.

1:05:40 Drew Why?

1:05:41 Caller Oral sex can be dangerous.

1:05:43 Drew Why?

1:05:43 Caller I wanted to know if that's true, or maybe Dr. Drew could explain a little more.

1:05:49 Drew I can only think of three potential problems, and all of which sort of should be really followed by your gynecologist. Well, listen, you can induce a urinary tract infection. That's something that happens from oral sex sometimes. You could introduce some bacteria into the vaginal canal, and vaginitis is something that again puts some risk in there, and oral herpes can be transmitted during pregnancy. So it's something that has risk, but it's not as though your gynecologist, I don't think, would be saying, hey, don't do that.

1:06:18 Caller Maybe the book says something about, like, if you were to, like, breathe or blow into the vagina.

1:06:23 Drew Oh, that is so, that is so crazy nonsense.

1:06:26 Adam That book does not say that, does it? What's the book? Go find the book.

1:06:31 Drew There's one, there's been one reported case of an air embolism introduced through the vagina, through that means, in the history of mankind.

1:06:38 Adam But.

1:06:39 Drew So as long as somebody doesn't take you and try to blow you up like some sort of blow-up doll, you know what I'm saying? I can't think of anything else to blow up, whether they're a hudder balloon, pool toy, a raft.

1:06:53 Caller And also I had another question because you've been talking to women who gushed during the broadcast.

1:06:57 Adam Hold on, Jennifer, hold on.

1:06:59 Caller Okay.

1:06:59 Adam I want you to go get the book.

1:07:01 Drew It's really not in that book, is it?

1:07:04 Caller I'm not sure where it was at. I had it with me.

1:07:07 Drew It's not in that book.

1:07:08 Adam No, no.

1:07:08 Drew It's not in that book.

1:07:08 Adam Where are you calling from?

1:07:10 Caller I'm calling from Oregon.

1:07:11 Adam Are you at your home?

1:07:13 Caller Yes, but I don't have the book. I can't read the book.

1:07:17 Caller All right.

1:07:19 Adam Was there some sort of decree handed down from the mountain that Moses went to that says Adam Corolla can never get one ounce of goddamn satisfaction on this show?

1:07:30 Drew Yes, yes. There's a decree. There has to be.

1:07:32 Adam I'm at my house. I read this book. Couldn't the book be in the house? It can't be in the house.

1:07:41 Drew You heard the further claims. She didn't read the book. Somebody read her passage.

1:07:48 Adam This is why everything you see on the news and all this stuff, it's all bogus.

1:07:52 Drew That's right.

1:07:53 Adam Because people, I written a book. Okay, go get the book and go read the part.

1:07:57 Drew You know what this is? This is everyone's opinion is valid.

1:07:59 Adam Yeah, I know. No, everyone's an idiot. You listen to me. That's the name of my book. Jennifer, where is this book? And why don't you have it at your house?

1:08:07 Caller I have it, but I can't actually read it. It's too small print. I'm legally blind and I had it read to me by my, by the father of my child.

1:08:15 Drew Don't you feel bad now?

1:08:17 Adam Kind of, but I'll get over it.

1:08:18 Drew It's the father of the baby again, Steph.

1:08:20 Adam You're legally blind?

1:08:22 Caller Yes.

1:08:22 Drew What's the condition?

1:08:24 Caller It's called cone dystrophy. And also, they said because of the pregnancy, I have some bleeding in the back of my eye, which has caused it to worsen.

1:08:35 Adam Are you sure? It's just, you know. Can you drive?

1:08:39 Caller I can't drive. I've never been able to drive. Pretty much had the condition since I was like five or six.

1:08:46 Drew Your eye is misshapen.

1:08:48 Caller I have no central vision, and it's hard to see some colors.

1:08:52 Adam And find details. Is it impossible for you to read?

1:08:58 Caller It's not impossible to read as long as it's large enough print. I've learned to read braille and eat paper tape and stuff.

1:09:06 Caller Oh really?

1:09:07 Adam I feel like an angel. Hey, so you're the husband, or I should say the father of the child read you that passage with the, hold on a second.

1:09:17 Drew But that is such nonsense.

1:09:18 Adam This is luck. I would do this too if I knew she couldn't read the print. Oh, chapter, chapter seven under Oral Sex. Yeah. Oh, it is unsafe in the first, second, third, or third trimester to perform oral on, I want to actually ask your name here. This is Jennifer. Yeah, yeah. No, this book doesn't, no, it's not available on Braille. Oh, no, no, don't even ask.

1:09:44 Drew Oh, Adam, I'm sorry.

1:09:45 Adam Oh, yeah. Let me, it goes on.

1:09:47 Drew Say that again. Oh, please.

1:09:48 Adam I'm scared now. There's more here.

1:09:49 Drew Yes.

1:09:50 Adam It says that not only is performing oral unsafe during the pregnancy, but that a cool down period, they call it of at least 13 years.

1:10:02 Drew Oh, show me more, 13 years.

1:10:04 Adam Should be waited, and this is one year after birth. So figure about 14.

1:10:08 Drew Oh, so that'll be 2019.

1:10:10 Adam Okay, 2019.

1:10:12 Drew What's going to happen if we don't wait till then?

1:10:13 Adam Well, it says death, embolism to the heart.

1:10:16 Caller How? By what?

1:10:20 Adam Introducing nitrogen bubbles into the air system, into the pathogen system. That can go right to the heart. Then also, there's also an addendum here on Chapter 5. Yes. The only way this can be counteracted is copious amounts of oil performed on the mail.

1:10:40 Caller Oh.

1:10:41 Drew Oh, let's get going. Yeah. I don't want that to happen.

1:10:44 Adam Yeah. Again, not available in Braille. I'll keep the book. Okay. That's, that's a, oh, chapter. Let me read the title of Chapter 6. Anal A-okay.

1:10:59 Drew Anal on me.

1:11:00 Adam Yeah. That's Chapter 6. Oh, that's good. And it keeps going. There's one on Threeways. It's awesome. It's all good stuff. I just can't perform oral on you. Sorry, sweetie.

1:11:10 Drew So, yes, there was one reported case of an air embolism introduced into the pelvic vein there through a high pressure of somebody blowing into that area. It's sort of somewhat of a myth. I'm not sure it's been substantiated. I've had talked to gynecologists that claim it's possible, and it would be an air embolism to the lung. But it essentially, let's put it this way. On the earth, approximately four billion people practice oral sex regularly. A number of cases that have had this problem? One. You're fine. Take your odds. He's fine.

1:11:40 Caller I had another question, because you've been talking to women about that gush during sex. I have a problem with that myself. Like until I was pregnant, I was never able to have an orgasm. And now, as soon as I'm penetrated basically, I have an orgasm throughout the entire session basically.

1:12:03 Drew So you have multiple orgasms?

1:12:04 Caller Yes.

1:12:05 Drew Interesting.

1:12:06 Caller And I'll have one long drawn out orgasm for about five minutes. It seems like it lasts. It gets so intense sometimes that I have to actually have my partner stop.

1:12:18 Drew So you have multiple orgasms just with no refractoriness. Do you have any ejaculation during that?

1:12:23 Caller Yes. It gets so lubricated that we have to stop sometimes because we basically can't even feel anything. It's so lubricated.

1:12:35 Caller Yeah.

1:12:36 Adam You're making me sick, rubbing it in.

1:12:41 Drew But the fact is, it highlights the profound anatomical and hormonal changes of pregnancy that can shift a woman from not having orgasm to being have multiple orgasms.

1:12:52 Adam Right.

1:12:53 Drew I will predict that she'll be having orgasms into the future when she's not pregnant, but not quite so intensely as many.

1:12:59 Caller All right.

1:12:59 Adam Let's take ourselves a quick break. Lots of orgasm calls tonight. Brianna?

1:13:08 Caller Hi.

1:13:09 Adam 23?

1:13:11 Caller Yes.

1:13:12 Adam Can you name one aircraft? I'm going to open it up to one military aircraft ever.

1:13:19 Caller Oh, God. I wasn't really listening. Something bomber?

1:13:24 Drew A bomber?

1:13:26 Adam That's a type of aircraft.

1:13:27 Drew That's a description of a plane.

1:13:29 Adam Now, this is in any war in any era.

1:13:32 Drew A manufacturer.

1:13:33 Adam Currently, which would include current military aircraft.

1:13:39 Caller I'm just not even interested.

1:13:42 Drew I think that Brianna just summarized the issue up right there.

1:13:45 Caller Right.

1:13:46 Adam Okay. Hold on a second. Here's why chicks get paid less than guys. They're not interested in much stuff. Here's the thing about guys for the most part. Are you ready, Drew?

1:13:55 Drew Ready.

1:13:56 Adam Are you ready for this?

1:13:56 Drew Impart some wisdom on me.

1:13:58 Adam Listen to this.

1:13:58 Drew Lay it on me.

1:13:59 Adam And don't just be politically correct. Understand what I'm saying. Guys are interested for the most part. Intelligent. And I'm going, these intelligent are just guys in general. But for the most part, guys are interested in what's interesting. Women aren't interested in much. Even if it's interesting. You know what I'm saying? They're interested in feelings, in family, in relationships.

1:14:27 Drew Those are interesting.

1:14:27 Adam In cats, in pets, in children. There's nothing really intrinsically interesting about a dog.

1:14:35 Drew Physically interesting.

1:14:37 Adam Yes. Yes. I mean-

1:14:39 Drew Filling space, something that-

1:14:41 Adam There are things, yeah, mechanically interesting or just interesting. And I know I seem biased because I don't think my dog is interesting. I think my dog is cuddly, but it's not interesting. Women are interested in the pet. Men are interested in things that are interesting. This thing flies at the outer reaches of the stratosphere and goes 6,000 miles an hour and then comes back safely to land and has a 30-millimeter cannon in front of it. It's just interesting to guys that how the space shuttle lands in the same spot, even though it has no power, is interesting. It glides from outer space, essentially lands in the same spot in the desert every time. Or if there's trouble, it'll land in like South America. Yeah. They'll somehow determine it when it's re-orbiting and it never has any power once it starts its glideslope. All that stuff to me is like super interesting. All that World War II stuff, but not just war stuff or aeronautical stuff, but just stuff. Women aren't interested in what's interesting. They're interested in relationships.

1:15:47 Drew They aren't interested in stuff.

1:15:48 Adam They're not interested in stuff and that's why you guys get 75 cents to our dollar. And that's why you're not going to invent anything either, by the way, besides Whiteout. I don't want to sound like a bad shit. Yeah.

1:16:00 Drew That's nice.

1:16:01 Adam Yeah, yeah. But you know what I'm saying?

1:16:03 Drew Yeah.

1:16:04 Adam You know what I'm saying? Okay. They ain't put nothing in a wind tunnel.

1:16:09 Drew For the most part.

1:16:09 Adam For the most part. They put stuff in baskets. That's it. We put stuff in wind tunnels. You guys put stuff in baskets. Doesn't mean you're not better than we are.

1:16:19 Drew Right. It's just different.

1:16:20 Adam But if you want to know why you're getting the 75 cents, that's what it is. Because we're not going to work to hug the dog. We're going to the wind tunnel. Thank you.

1:16:29 Drew We're throwing birds into a...

1:16:31 Adam We're shooting frozen chickens out of an air cannon into impeller blades.

1:16:35 Drew And jet engines.

1:16:36 Adam And jet engines.

1:16:37 Drew That's us.

1:16:38 Adam That's us. All right.

1:16:39 Caller We just set a record for lateness.

1:16:41 Adam Thank you. See?

1:16:43 Drew Because we're into doing things. We're into doing things.

1:16:45 Adam Interesting thing. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We set a record for lateness. I'm going to crush it next break, by the way. Break my own record. Take a quick break. Be right back after this. Hey, everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam Nance, Dr. Drew. All right, Brianna. Where were we?

1:17:16 Caller Yes.

1:17:17 Adam 23.

1:17:19 Caller Yes.

1:17:20 Adam All right. What's up?

1:17:23 Caller I don't think I've ever been able to orgasm during oral sex.

1:17:28 Caller And...

1:17:29 Drew Do you orgasm? Do you orgasm at all? Boring.

1:17:32 Caller Yes.

1:17:36 Drew One of the common things is a woman that's multi-orgasmic will not orgasm during oral sex. It feels irritating or uncomfortable.

1:17:42 Caller Yes.

1:17:43 Drew So you multi-orgasmic?

1:17:45 Caller No.

1:17:46 Drew No. But you can have one with intercourse.

1:17:49 Caller Yes.

1:17:51 Drew But it feels irritating to you to have oral sex.

1:17:53 Caller Yeah.

1:17:54 Caller I'm kind of wondering if it's just like the skill level or if it's like a trust issue.

1:17:59 Drew Either or a possibility.

1:18:02 Caller Oh.

1:18:02 Adam All right. You're okay? You have a boyfriend?

1:18:05 Caller Yes.

1:18:06 Caller And it's for two years.

1:18:09 Adam You don't sound thrilled with him.

1:18:11 Caller No, I'm not.

1:18:13 Drew We think that's the problem.

1:18:14 Adam Now that's it. Do you have any kids?

1:18:17 Caller No.

1:18:18 Adam All right.

1:18:18 Drew Move along. Come on. Break it down. What are you doing?

1:18:21 Adam Cut bait. Why does cut bait mean leave?

1:18:25 Drew It's fish or cut bait.

1:18:28 Caller It's fish or cut bait.

1:18:29 Drew Right.

1:18:30 Adam I don't know. It just gets to cut bait.

1:18:33 Caller What does that mean? I don't know.

1:18:35 Drew It gets to get off the pot. Get off the pot.

1:18:38 Adam You guys need to cut bait. You need to break it up. You're not into him. It's been a couple of years. You met when you were 21. Now you're 23. That's fine. That's a long time.

1:18:48 Drew That's the way it's supposed to work.

1:18:49 Adam Yeah. You don't have any kids.

1:18:50 Drew You figured out this isn't the guy.

1:18:52 Adam No baggage.

1:18:53 Drew Good times.

1:18:53 Adam You're not nuts about him. He's not going anywhere. What's he do for a living?

1:18:59 Caller I work at a treatment center. For multi-problems, drug, alcohol abuse, trauma, depression.

1:19:10 Drew What's your job?

1:19:11 Caller I'm a mental health tech.

1:19:13 Drew Mental health worker.

1:19:14 Adam What does he do, your boyfriend?

1:19:18 Caller He works at Checker Auto Parts.

1:19:20 Adam Alright. Well, you're done. You're done. I know it's going to be hard to leave the free-frame oil filters and multi-grade oil behind, but this guy's a loser.

1:19:34 Drew Do you work at the Meadows?

1:19:36 Caller No.

1:19:38 Caller Okay.

1:19:39 Adam Alright, Brianna. You're done with the guy.

1:19:42 Caller Yeah, I think you're done.

1:19:42 Caller Yeah, alright.

1:19:43 Drew We know we're right.

1:19:44 Adam Yeah, listen, it's, it's, here's the problem.

1:19:47 Drew It's tough. They don't know when to, how to end it or when it's over, when they're that age.

1:19:49 Adam Well, here's the thing, too. There are plenty of guys, they don't do anything. They don't cheat. They don't beat the crap out of you. They don't have a problem with drugs or alcohol. So what do you do?

1:20:00 Drew How do you, right, how do you justify leaving them?

1:20:03 Adam Yeah, there'll be no more of this oral sex.

1:20:06 Drew Problem.

1:20:07 Adam Yeah. No, you know what I mean? I think women think they're bad people.

1:20:12 Drew Yeah.

1:20:12 Adam I just drew on your jeans by the way. Thank you.

1:20:14 Drew Nice red phone.

1:20:16 Adam No, it's black. I think women think they're bad people if they break up with a guy that they're just...

1:20:22 Drew Sometimes. Sometimes you gotta feel that way.

1:20:24 Adam That just isn't flipping their cookie.

1:20:26 Drew It's all right. It's okay. Yeah. It's why you date.

1:20:30 Adam Here's your reason. You don't need a reason. He ain't doing it for you.

1:20:33 Drew It's why people don't get married the first, second, third, or fourth relationship they're in.

1:20:38 Adam Yeah.

1:20:38 Drew We got to kind of figure things out.

1:20:40 Adam But you have the ultimate reason, which is he ain't doing it.

1:20:44 Drew Right.

1:20:44 Adam I don't mean in bed. I just mean you ain't into it.

1:20:46 Drew By the way, prepare for the why, why, why, and the why is?

1:20:49 Adam No answer.

1:20:50 Drew Yeah.

1:20:50 Adam But the ultimate answer, because here's the thing. If you break up with someone because they're drinking too much or because they cheated on you or because whatever.

1:21:00 Drew By the way, strangely, those are the relationships that never break up. Right.

1:21:04 Adam Even if the guy punched you in the head, there at least is something to get over.

1:21:09 Drew Yeah.

1:21:09 Adam There's a reason why you guys should get back together or there's a reason why you broke up. The ultimate, which is, I just ain't into it anymore, that is, that's the nail in the coffin.

1:21:21 Drew Yeah.

1:21:21 Adam There ain't no fixing that. There's nothing to change. And as a guy, you get a little more desperate, you try a little harder, and now you're aft. Know what I'm saying?

1:21:31 Drew I hear you.

1:21:32 Caller All right.

1:21:33 Adam Mindy.

1:21:34 Drew I'd like to talk to him one more gusher before we're done tonight.

1:21:37 Caller Can't she raise the pan? I don't want to talk to her.

1:21:39 Drew She's going to look at the holes.

1:21:41 Caller All right.

1:21:43 Adam Mindy?

1:21:44 Caller Yeah.

1:21:45 Adam 21?

1:21:46 Caller Yep.

1:21:47 Adam Did I ask you about military aircraft yet?

1:21:51 Caller Yeah.

1:21:52 Caller But my dad's in the Air Force, so I know other planes besides the World War II one.

1:21:57 Caller All right. Which one?

1:21:59 Caller The B-52 and the stealth bomber and all of that.

1:22:04 Caller That's good.

1:22:04 Adam And see, you ladies, there's a popular 80s man called the B-52.

1:22:08 Drew So it's easy.

1:22:09 Adam I'm sure that didn't make any sense to most women. Hold on a second. Do you realize for the vast majority of female B-52 fans, they just thought B-52 was some random designation they must've been using? It's like...

1:22:26 Drew Maybe, remember UB-40? Yeah, which was a form, a form for like welfare in the UK.

1:22:32 Caller Yeah.

1:22:33 Adam Mindy?

1:22:34 Caller Yeah.

1:22:35 Adam Go ahead.

1:22:35 Caller I'm sorry.

1:22:36 Caller Good answer, by the way.

1:22:40 Caller I have a question.

1:22:41 Drew I have a little credit for UB-40.

1:22:43 Caller Yeah.

1:22:43 Drew That one bad.

1:22:44 Adam Well, they've probably been on the show, right?

1:22:46 Drew Probably. That I can't recall. What's up, Mindy?

1:22:51 Caller I'm having problems getting interested in sex. Like my boyfriend and me, like I've had six different, I've been with six different guys. But the guy I'm with right now, he's a virgin when we first met. We've been together almost two years. Even since from the beginning, like when I first saw my virginity, I just don't like it.

1:23:12 Drew Don't like sex?

1:23:13 Caller No. I have no urge to actually want to.

1:23:17 Drew Is there any reason you'd be aversive to it? Like did something bad happen to you growing up?

1:23:22 Caller Not that I know of. All I know is a guy tried to rape me. But other than that.

1:23:27 Drew How old were you when that happened?

1:23:29 Caller I was 16. It was on my 16th birthday.

1:23:33 Adam A lot of birthday raping going on by the way.

1:23:35 Caller I'm old fashioned.

1:23:37 Adam I would say, how about just getting her a nice poncho or maybe a backpack? But some people, they like to rape. Who was this guy?

1:23:46 Caller He was an ex-boyfriend and we dated and we broke up.

1:23:50 Caller He was like the head of the football team.

1:23:53 Caller It was like, let's go out and ride bikes or something.

1:23:57 Adam Like some militia or something.

1:23:59 Caller All right.

1:24:00 Adam How far had he had sex with him before?

1:24:04 Caller The guy I'm with now?

1:24:06 Drew No, the guy who tried to rape you.

1:24:08 Caller No.

1:24:09 Caller I was a virgin.

1:24:10 Adam All right. Well, listen, Drew, here are the possible answers. One, this guy, you haven't met the right guy.

1:24:19 Drew Number one, are you on any medications?

1:24:22 Caller Yeah. I'm on three.

1:24:24 Drew Well, there's your problem.

1:24:25 Caller What are they?

1:24:27 Caller Dettral, LA. I have a bladder problem and birth control. Then I'm on allergy medicine for fetal allergy.

1:24:37 Drew The birth control pill can shut you down a little bit. The Dettral, LA, I find bizarre that a 21-year-old will be on a medication that's designed for people in their 70s. So why all the preoccupation about your pelvic functioning?

1:24:47 Adam That's just getting it out of the way.

1:24:48 Drew Unless you've been sexually abused.

1:24:52 Caller I haven't been sexually abused, though.

1:24:55 Drew All right.

1:24:56 Caller Anyway, could my first boyfriend, he was really, really rough with me?

1:25:03 Caller The first guy I had sex with, he was really rough with me about it.

1:25:06 Caller Could that be a reason why?

1:25:08 Drew It's not helping things. Something's going on here, maybe.

1:25:10 Adam Hold on a second. All right, dad's in the service. And she's got a little girl voice.

1:25:18 Drew A little bit. It's not that. It's so much more of a, it's something else. I hear it too. I don't know what quite what it is.

1:25:23 Adam I hear something too.

1:25:24 Drew And she has a abusive boyfriend, physically rough boyfriend.

1:25:29 Adam Mindy?

1:25:30 Caller Yeah.

1:25:31 Adam Your parents?

1:25:32 Drew Yeah.

1:25:33 Adam When did they get divorced?

1:25:34 Drew No.

1:25:35 Caller They didn't get divorced.

1:25:36 Drew No, no, dad's a little rough.

1:25:37 Adam Still together? Still together? Dad, does he drink a little bit?

1:25:41 Caller A little bit.

1:25:43 Adam Does he, does he, does he ever hit you or strike you?

1:25:47 Caller Nope, not at all.

1:25:49 Drew Not at all.

1:25:50 Adam How's your mom doing?

1:25:52 Caller She's okay.

1:25:55 Caller I don't have a really good relationship with her, but she's, I mean, she's my mom.

1:26:01 Adam Yeah. Why not? Why don't you have a good relationship with her?

1:26:05 Caller Um, they were really controlling when I was younger. I had a handicap. I have a handicapped brother. And I constantly kept taking care of him. It's almost like I raised him myself.

1:26:16 Drew Okay. That's, that is rough for a kid. That's tough for a kid growing up.

1:26:20 Adam What'd he have? What's his handicap?

1:26:22 Caller Um, he's multi-handicapped.

1:26:24 Caller They said he's like, he's not classified under anything. He has heart autistic. Um, there's, he just has a hard time getting information back out. Like he's really, really smart, but he can't like get the information out.

1:26:38 Drew He has a brain disorder.

1:26:40 Caller Probably.

1:26:41 Drew All right, Smitty, that's rough. That's rough to be growing up being a parent when you're a child and you need a parent yourself.

1:26:46 Adam Well, can he speak? Can he go to school?

1:26:49 Caller Um, yeah, he went to school.

1:26:50 Caller He went to my school.

1:26:52 Caller Um, I watched over him and like first word was my name. And like he potty trained when I potty trained and like everything like that. So.

1:27:01 Drew All right. All right. But the fact is you've had a rough go. Birth control pill can further shut you down. There's plenty of reasons here that being close interpersonally can have a conflicted thing for you.

1:27:13 Adam Maybe just got to get online too. What's he, what's he doing now? Junior college?

1:27:18 Caller Who?

1:27:19 Drew Teaching junior college.

1:27:20 Adam Your brother.

1:27:21 Caller My brother. Um, he works, he works where they have, they have a plant or something like that. Like where hand to get children can go to have structure in their lives.

1:27:32 Adam That's in North Pole, right?

1:27:33 Drew Yeah, that's enough.

1:27:34 Caller All right.

1:27:34 Adam Oh, and he goes there.

1:27:36 Caller Yeah.

1:27:36 Adam Okay.

1:27:37 Caller And he works.

1:27:37 Caller I'm up at college.

1:27:39 Adam Good. Junior college?

1:27:41 Caller Um, no. I'm at a university.

1:27:43 Drew Which one? Ohio University. Where?

1:27:47 Caller Um, Wright State.

1:27:50 Adam Wright State.

1:27:51 Caller Yeah.

1:27:51 Caller For chemistry.

1:27:52 Drew Nice.

1:27:53 Adam Wow.

1:27:53 Drew All right. Just, Mindy, I have a feeling this kind of stuff is going to kind of work itself out. Be careful with that burst control pill. Maybe talk to a doctor about changing the type of pill. There might be things that sometimes the patch is a little less likely to cause this problem. Sometimes the lower dose estrogen makes things worse. Check it out. Talk to a doctor about that. But I think the interest is going to improve as you develop better relationships. You've had some sort of rocky relationship. Focus on being somebody you really want to be with, who's a nice person, who really takes care of you, takes interest in you, appreciates you. Let's see if these things don't take care of themselves.

1:28:25 Adam Stop saving everyone. When we come back, we'll speak to a 90-year-old Katie, who wants to know if anal sex will help her. Finally, orgasm. Tried everything else. I'll find out if she's heard of any military aircraft whatsoever. All that after this.

1:28:42 Caller Hello.

1:28:43 Caller This is Loveline.

1:28:44 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

1:29:01 Adam Hey, it's the Loveline, everyone. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Ready to get to the phones, Drew?

1:29:10 Drew Oh yeah.

1:29:11 Adam Let's talk to Katie. Katie.

1:29:16 Caller Yeah.

1:29:17 Adam You're 19?

1:29:18 Caller Yes, I am.

1:29:20 Adam Any name of any military aircraft from World War II?

1:29:24 Caller I have a couple of P-51 Mustang, a P-40, a P-38, and a B-52 bomber.

1:29:31 Adam Wow.

1:29:32 Drew But on the web.

1:29:33 Adam Somebody's been online.

1:29:34 Caller No, really I haven't.

1:29:36 Adam All right.

1:29:37 Drew What's your question?

1:29:38 Adam You just knew all those?

1:29:40 Caller Yeah.

1:29:41 Caller How?

1:29:43 Caller I remembered from history class.

1:29:45 Drew No way.

1:29:46 Adam No. No one talked about a P-38 in history class.

1:29:51 Caller Liar, liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

1:29:54 Adam What's a P-38? Yeah. What's it look like?

1:29:58 Caller Adam.

1:29:59 Caller Corolla.

1:30:00 Drew Corolla.

1:30:02 Adam Yeah.

1:30:02 Caller No. You know what it should be? It should be Adam's Corona.

1:30:09 Adam All right. Now you're high.

1:30:10 Drew Now she's high. This is a bogus call.

1:30:12 Adam All right. You have a boy, there's a man somewhere nearby?

1:30:16 Caller Yeah.

1:30:17 Drew Put him on the line.

1:30:18 Adam Put him on.

1:30:21 Caller Hello?

1:30:22 Adam Hello. You fed Katie those airplanes?

1:30:25 Drew And the bogus call too.

1:30:27 Adam And the bogus call or just the airplanes?

1:30:29 Caller Both.

1:30:30 Drew Both.

1:30:31 Adam Okay.

1:30:31 Drew Okay. Good. Well done. Yes. All right.

1:30:33 Caller The only call to say Adam's Corona.

1:30:36 Drew Thank you.

1:30:36 Adam All right.

1:30:36 Drew Well done. Well done.

1:30:37 Adam See.

1:30:38 Drew Thank you for complying with the Geneva Convention.

1:30:40 Adam If there's actual information, there's gotta be a guy nearby. There's no way she's gonna-

1:30:45 Drew Also the bogus call, Jane, is not in a 19 year old.

1:30:49 Adam And I learned about the P38 in history class.

1:30:55 Drew All right. Here we go. Here we go.

1:30:56 Adam Look, all I'm saying is this, and this is, I went to, I'm a product of the LA Unified School District. We didn't learn Jack about ass, about nothing. Just a bunch of making Pillsbury popovers and working with clay and a bunch of just warehousing. How come there's no, there's almost no good World War II history whatsoever in history class, at least when I was going to high school. It was almost sort of like, I don't know, you know, they talked a little, talked a little Civil War because that had some implications involving slavery and some emancipation, some stuff like that. But no, no, no good World War II stuff. By the way, something a 15, six year old kid could have sank his teeth into.

1:31:40 Drew I had a class on World War I an entire semester.

1:31:43 Adam Really? Oh, that's because you went to a regular, a real school. World War I was kind of boring though.

1:31:48 Drew Yeah.

1:31:49 Adam World War II though.

1:31:50 Drew I know.

1:31:51 Adam Could have showed a little footage, a little victory at sea, showed a few of the airplanes.

1:31:55 Drew We didn't have the Hitler Channel then, you got to remember.

1:31:57 Adam Yeah, it's true. Jacob?

1:32:00 Caller Yes, sir.

1:32:01 Adam 24?

1:32:01 Caller Yes, sir.

1:32:03 Adam What's up?

1:32:04 Caller I have a question about girlfriend spooging.

1:32:08 Drew She ejaculates?

1:32:10 Caller Extremely large amounts. Now, we'll be in like missionary and legs down, what not. It's okay, you know, doggy style, whatever, it's okay. But when she hikes her legs up over my shoulder, it's like out of control.

1:32:31 Drew Then she ejaculates a lot.

1:32:32 Caller Yeah, like large amounts.

1:32:35 Drew Okay.

1:32:35 Caller I was wondering if there was some sort of like stimulation that like, I mean, you know.

1:32:41 Drew Clearly there's something different going on, right?

1:32:43 Caller Well, yeah, and I was looking for your opinion because, you know, you're the physician. I mean, is there some sort of stimulation?

1:32:51 Adam Yeah, Drew.

1:32:52 Drew Yes, there's some sort of stimulation. Speaking of stimulating, the point is, I know, the women that have this, this experience, this talent will describe that sometimes certain positions stimulate more than others. It's pushing on a certain glandular causing more intense orgasm. It's different for different women. It's not as though there's a specific spot that in each woman, if you can just find it will cause this to happen. In some women, there is a spot, in some women, there isn't, in some women, there is sometimes.

1:33:17 Adam Let's take a break. I'm thinking about that P-38 lining.

1:33:21 Caller It's a hot airplane. Sarah? Yeah.

1:33:24 Adam Sorry, baby, we gotta go.

1:33:26 Caller No, okay, thank you.

1:33:28 Adam All right, but thank you. We're gonna take it first tomorrow night, all right?

1:33:31 Caller All right, cool.

1:33:31 Adam Don't hang up on Sarah. Get her number, we'll take her first tomorrow night. We'll take a break. We'll be right back after this. Well, there you go, everybody. Another fabulous Loveline episode.

1:34:13 Caller Deep, deep, deep, deep nine, as the Navy calls it.

1:34:18 Adam We'll take ourselves a little 22-hour extendo break, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. You go try Hump Some Tofu, would you?

1:34:29 Caller Okay.

1:34:32 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station.

1:34:44 Caller The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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