Episode 1000683280158

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1:14 Voiceover This is Loveline. With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Dictionary Medicine Specialist, Steve Bays, and Luke Paquin here tonight. Hot Hot Heat, name of the band.

1:35 Drew Yeah, man.

1:35 Adam True, we can't believe that we haven't hung out with Hot Hot Heat.

1:39 Drew It is weird. Yeah, it seems like you've been up here before.

1:41 Adam We've all decided that they're old friends.

1:44 Well, I've talked with you a couple of times at like K-Rock festivals and stuff. I remember you said, I gotta go before my two-beer buzz wears off.

1:56 Adam Oh, really?

1:56 And that was where we left it. And since then, I haven't talked to you.

1:59 Adam Well, I've probably drank more than two beers since that time, if it was more than six minutes ago.

2:05 Drew I've already managed to maintain that two-beer buzz ever since.

2:08 Adam Well, that's the whole thing. That's the whole thing, everybody. Kids, especially, listening. You guys have all vomited because you drank too much, done some stupid things. Certainly, certainly. Yeah. You don't know how to moderate, and you don't know how to ride. It's like the buzz is a wave you've got to ride all night. You don't want to go hit the pipeline, get tubed, but then just get thrown, and end up in the coral at 8.30 at night.

2:35 Drew And Steve was bumming your highs, you had to get away from him?

2:37 Adam No, I was saying my two beer buzz was turning into one and a half beer buzz.

2:42 Drew Go dose up.

2:43 Adam Go dose up, but not with a 12-pack with two more beers. You know what I mean? Ride, ride that crest, slowly ratchet it up.

2:50 That's something that you learn after years and years of trial and error.

2:54 Adam Yeah.

2:55 When you're in the public eye, you got to keep lucid, too, you know? Yeah. You were giving a speech that day, I think.

3:03 Adam I was probably giving a speech. Drew probably, I've seen him deliver many babies in airports.

3:09 Drew But just because Adam was standing there saying, hey, everybody listen to me, it doesn't mean he's actually giving a speech. He was just holding court. It's a little different, Steve.

3:16 I used to work speech, yeah.

3:17 Drew He was holding court, okay.

3:19 Adam Yeah. I may have been talking down to some kids later, but that's easier with a nice buzz. All right. So Hot Hot Heat, we got a couple of songs to hear from them before the night is true. Their CD is out on April 5th. Yeah. And they're going to be at the Roxy, but it's sold out, but it's still cool to say it's sold out. Am I boring you, Drew?

3:40 Drew No, I'm just thinking Anderson is a Hot Hot Heat fan.

3:42 Adam Yeah, engineer Anderson.

3:44 Drew He felt his pulse. He actually had a pulse when we mentioned Hot Hot Heat.

3:47 Really?

3:48 Adam Yeah. Well, actually what happened with Anderson is he was in the Hot Hot Heat two years ago. Now Hot Hot Heat is Hot Hot Hot, and Anderson is, because he's hardcore, he's got to climb off the Hot Hot Heat bus.

4:02 He's got to keep it on the DL. It's oiled up for him. I hear that. Well, good news to him, we haven't sold that many records.

4:09 Adam Yeah, all right. There's still room, Anderson, to get on that Hot Hot Heat bus.

4:13 We're still a bit cool. Yeah.

4:14 Adam No, no, they haven't done this show. There's no big group, there's a bunch of throng of groupies out there trying to get autographs or anything. Not that we saw. They slid in under the radar.

4:25 They're all over here.

4:26 Adam Oh, I see. They're looking for them over in Culver City. All right, Anderson. So here's the old guy. He's going to be on Conan on the 5th, by the way, April 5th, that is. We'll get to the phones, talk to the band, play some songs. Big night. Big night.

4:42 Caller It is huge. It's huge. Yeah, it's huge.

4:44 Adam Enormous. Christina?

4:46 Hello?

4:47 Adam You're 20?

4:48 Caller Yeah.

4:49 Adam What's up?

4:50 Caller Well, when me and my boyfriend watch pornos, I want to hear him tell me that he wants to sleep with other girls.

4:58 Do you think that's weird?

4:59 Drew What does that make you think of? Why do you feel that way?

5:02 Caller I don't know. It just gets me really turned on.

5:04 Like, I don't know.

5:07 Drew Like you're competing with them or like, even though he wants to be with them, he's being with you or what? What is it?

5:13 Caller I don't know. I just like, I'm like, I tell him, I'm like, well, just imagine you're sleeping with them. Like, I don't know. It's weird.

5:22 Drew Do you like being demeaned in any way?

5:23 Caller And like he tells me and like I get turned on.

5:25 Drew Do you like being demeaned? Do you like being cut down?

5:29 Adam You're cutting from a smaller word.

5:30 Drew Yes.

5:30 Adam That is like two syllables. Hey, Christina? Yeah? You know what demeaned means?

5:38 What?

5:39 Drew The cut down, like they're dissing you.

5:42 Adam All right. But a lot of syllables in Christina.

5:45 Drew Strangely enough.

5:46 Adam Yeah, strange. Hey, Christina?

5:48 Caller Yeah?

5:49 Adam What kind of porn do you guys watch together?

5:52 Caller It's mostly just like girl on girl.

5:57 Adam And do you enjoy that or you just enjoy watching him watch porn?

6:00 Caller I enjoy it too.

6:02 Adam You do?

6:02 Caller I like it too.

6:03 Adam All right. And where's your dad?

6:06 Caller My dad? I don't... I live with my...

6:09 Adam Pull out the wallet. Yeah.

6:10 Drew You don't know your dad, right?

6:12 Caller My dad's in jail.

6:14 Adam Right.

6:14 Drew There we go.

6:15 Caller When did your dad rape you?

6:16 Adam Oh, I didn't say that. Hold on. Your dad's in jail?

6:22 Caller Yeah.

6:22 His voice came out of the sky.

6:23 Adam What for? Tax evasion?

6:25 Drew Parole violation?

6:26 Caller Uh, I don't know what he's in jail for.

6:28 We live in different...

6:30 Drew So you don't have a relationship with him earlier? Didn't even when he got arrested?

6:34 Well, like, I don't get along with him very well, no.

6:38 Drew Did he ever harm you in any way?

6:40 No.

6:42 Adam How dare you?

6:42 Drew Hey, you're pardoned. Me thinking ill of a criminal. I know across my mind.

6:47 Adam Well, obviously you offended her delicate sensibilities, Drew. Just because her father's incarcerated doesn't mean he would have ever done anything there. Of course not. One could argue that's a form of abuse, though, dancing the joint.

6:58 Drew Yeah, it's an abandonment anyway.

7:00 Adam Well, and there's a lot of stigma and all that stuff. I mean, you'd rather have a dad that did a little drink than one that was in the joint, right?

7:07 Drew I do get the sense that she likes being sort of demeaned a little bit.

7:10 All right.

7:10 Adam Christina?

7:11 Yeah?

7:12 Adam Okay. You got some issues, right?

7:15 Caller Okay.

7:16 Adam All right. What I'm going to need you to do is not get pregnant.

7:20 Caller We already have a kid together.

7:23 Adam Oh, hold on. I am flabbergasted. Shocking. That's awesome.

7:29 Drew How old is your kid? Like nine?

7:31 Caller No, my kid is one.

7:33 Adam One. Is it a girl?

7:35 Caller He's a boy.

7:36 Adam Oh. The reason we say that is girls. Well, all right. Throw another stripper on the pole. But guy, now we got a felon. Now we got a guy.

7:47 Drew Somebody got to walk in grandpa's footsteps.

7:49 Adam Yeah, right. See, guys can be dangerous. Girls, you get another porn star. You know what I'm saying? Get another stripper. Christina?

7:59 Caller Yeah.

8:00 Adam All right. And how's your man? Does he work?

8:03 Caller Yeah, he supports us. We live together in our own apartment and everything.

8:07 Adam All right. So does he have a good job?

8:10 Caller Yeah. He supports us.

8:12 Yeah, it's good.

8:14 Adam All right, Christina.

8:15 Yeah.

8:16 Adam That's fine. Whatever turns you on, whatever flips your cookie.

8:19 Drew Yeah, that's fine. But that's not the issue.

8:21 Adam Don't start it. Yeah, there's other issues. But don't start exploring. Like if he wants to start bring a third person into the bedroom.

8:27 Drew No, no.

8:27 Adam You got a kid now.

8:29 Caller Yeah.

8:29 Drew Your mom. Are you on birth control pill?

8:32 Caller No, actually, we're actually, because my kid's going to be two this year. So we were thinking about having another one.

8:37 Adam Oh, Christina. Yeah, no.

8:39 Caller We just got engaged on...

8:40 Drew Oh, well, that's the reason they have at least a couple of kids. Oh, yeah.

8:42 Adam You know, you don't get... No, because you don't want to get married without at least a baker's dozen.

8:46 Drew Well, of course. Let's say qualify, isn't it?

8:48 Adam Yeah. How about turning 21 before you crap out your second kid?

8:54 Drew Yeah.

8:55 Adam Yeah. Well, here's the whole thing, everybody. I don't understand this.

9:00 Drew Twice your age, Adam, and two kids.

9:04 Adam My thing is this. Kids are one, you know, they're great. God loved the kids. But the problem is, is they are a growth inhibitor for the person that's raising them, as they should be. You have to take a certain amount of your income. You have to take a certain amount of your time, a certain amount of your energy, all those things you wanted to do. The college, the for me was a pirate astronaut.

9:26 Drew Yes, yes.

9:27 Adam As you know.

9:27 Drew You had to give up the pirate part.

9:28 Adam I had to give up the pirate part of the astronaut, pirate dream. The point is, all those things get dashed, or at least put on hold, because you have to raise your child. I'm sure this guy is doing something involving a forklift. Why do you want, why do you need a second? And as a guy, you know, the guy is like 21.

9:47 Drew Why does he let that happen?

9:49 Adam Let it. He's looking forward to it.

9:51 Drew That's what I'm saying.

9:52 Adam As a guy, you're living in a small apartment, you already have a kid, you know, I mean, great, you're a family man and all that. Let that, let that blossom in the next few years.

10:01 Drew It feels like they look at it like a pet. You know, it doesn't feel like that, it's like, yeah, we're gonna, yeah, we're gonna have a dog, yeah.

10:07 Adam Well this one gets lonely, so we want someone to play with her.

10:09 Drew Yeah, right. Get another one in.

10:11 Adam Alright. Get that shock collar and that corkscrew thing we put in the lawn so they don't run out into the street.

10:17 Drew Yeah, tie them down, yeah.

10:19 Adam Alright, listen, no more kids for a while.

10:21 Drew Please, birth control, please.

10:23 Adam No cheating, birth control, don't act out. Take care of your kid, yeah?

10:26 Drew You'll be fine.

10:27 Adam You'll be fine. Hey, listen.

10:29 Drew This is not an abutance.

10:30 Adam Abutance. Everyone lands on their feet.

10:32 Drew That is not a big problem with Christina.

10:34 Adam No.

10:35 Drew It's more of a social problem than we're commenting on.

10:37 Adam Right.

10:37 Drew Yeah, right.

10:38 Adam Yeah, Christina will be okay. Wanna see if her husband does something involving a forklift?

10:42 Caller Sure.

10:45 Adam Christina?

10:46 Yeah.

10:46 Adam Where does your husband work?

10:50 He works at a gas station.

10:52 Hmm.

10:53 So forklift was actually a...

10:56 Adam Forklift would be a nice step up for him at this stage. He's behind four inches of Lexan talking to someone through a sliding ashtray. Yeah, what's he doing over there?

11:08 Caller He's an assistant manager.

11:09 Adam Alright, so he's making nine bucks an hour.

11:13 Drew How dare you?

11:13 He's making more.

11:16 Caller No, he's making more than that.

11:19 Drew There you go.

11:19 Yeah, around there.

11:21 Adam When you get to fourteen dollars an hour, you can have your second kid. Alright?

11:25 Uh-huh.

11:26 Adam Alright.

11:28 Yeah.

11:29 Adam Alright.

11:29 Drew That's good.

11:30 Caller Alright.

11:31 Drew Or maybe she's working too.

11:33 Adam No, she's taking care of things. He takes care of them. Alright, so no forklift.

11:37 I don't know if we even addressed the original question. I can't even remember what it was.

11:41 Drew Don't worry about it.

11:43 Adam I don't even know. I don't even know what it was. She watches, they watch porn.

11:48 Drew She likes him to talk about what he wants to do with the girls he's looking at in the porn.

11:53 Adam Yeah, they want to be demeaned.

11:54 Drew Whatever.

11:54 Adam But that's the other thing too. When you're 20, you're not done doing weird things in the bedroom, you know? That's why you don't, first off, you don't want little Junior to come walking in and Dad's got Mom in one of those tie sex baskets spinning around and she's all covered with like coconut butter and stuff, kid could go right into therapy.

12:15 Caller Well, unfortunately, they had to convert that basket into the crib when they had the kids.

12:18 Adam That's right.

12:19 Drew Yeah, there you go.

12:22 Adam Oh, you want to hear abuse. My sister drank out of a urine specimen jar for years, didn't even know it was.

12:30 Drew Nice, one of those Earl Minder.

12:31 Adam Yeah, old style ones. Yeah, Mom got it at the thrift store, thought it was cool.

12:36 Drew Because those doesn't tip over.

12:38 Adam It was graduated and stuff, my sister was drinking out of a used urine container, used.

12:43 Drew That is, that's punk.

12:44 Adam That's hardcore.

12:46 Caller Not mall punk, real punk.

12:48 Adam And you know what, I don't think she's ever been right.

12:50 Drew Could have been that.

12:51 Adam I'm almost sure she was poisoned by urine.

12:53 Drew Yeah, could have been.

12:55 Adam I think so.

12:56 Drew Oh yeah, yeah.

12:57 Adam CJ?

12:59 Yeah.

12:59 Adam You're 22?

13:01 Caller Yes.

13:02 Adam What's happening?

13:03 Caller Well, it's not really a problem, it's really just a question. You see, okay, I know what an orgasm feels like to me. And I have them, when I'm having sex or oral sex, I have them constantly.

13:18 Drew Oh, even with oral sex?

13:20 Caller Even with oral sex.

13:21 Drew That's interesting, because most women that have them constantly, one after the other, without any break, they have it just with intercourse and aren't so interested. Do you like oral sex?

13:31 Caller Yes, I do.

13:32 Drew Yeah, they're usually not so interested in oral sex.

13:34 Adam What do you mean? She had 15 orgasms the last time she had oral sex.

13:37 Drew I'm just saying, she's an interesting case. Most women that have this just sequential orgasm one after the other don't like oral sex.

13:46 Adam Yeah, they like the intercourse. CJ?

13:50 Caller Yeah.

13:51 Adam How do you do with intercourse?

13:53 Caller Just the same.

13:54 Drew For him, for you, I have a question. For you to have all those orgasms with oral sex, does something have to be inserted into you, like fingers or something?

14:02 Caller What?

14:03 Drew No, just outside the simulation.

14:04 Adam By the way, it's a bad practice to say when you repeat your answer, to do it exactly the same way as your indecipherable answer the first time. You asked me the question about putting digits in me.

14:18 Drew Do you, in order to orgasm with oral sex, do you somebody have to put something in you, like fingers?

14:23 Adam Now you ask again.

14:24 Drew Does somebody, somebody have to put-

14:25 Adam No, you didn't hear me. You didn't hear me.

14:26 Drew Does somebody have to put, insert something, put fingers into you or something like that or?

14:30 Adam Now you say, what, what?

14:31 Say it again.

14:31 Drew What's that?

14:32 What?

14:33 Adam It's like, that's where you modify. You modify. We got three.

14:38 Drew Nope. Nope. Nope.

14:40 Adam I'm just going to start singing that song, Summertime, Drew. You know that song?

14:45 Oh.

14:46 Drew I mean the, from, from-

14:47 Adam No.

14:48 Showboat?

14:49 Adam No. I'm going to get it for you. CJ?

14:51 Yes.

14:53 Adam I'm trying to ask another question that would prompt you to say no. So, so you don't have to have anything in you when you have oral sex to have orgasms? No. Okay. A little modified. That was a twist. An old favorite. And so you're just multi-orgasmic.

15:10 Drew That's great. That you're a very relatively rare version of the female. There's no way we can convert another woman into the way you are, nor could you be converted into a way-

15:20 Adam Just a Loch Ness Monster as far as I'm concerned. I've never seen one of those.

15:24 Drew Probably around 5% of women get something like what you've got, and the rest can't be rendered this way. You can't make them this way, and nor can you be made someone who has difficulty having orgasm. It's funny that women, the other thing that- Let me ask you this question. What do you think of other women when they tell you that they're having difficulty having orgasm?

15:42 Caller I feel lucky.

15:43 Drew What do you think about what they're- All right.

15:44 Adam Hold on. Drew, have you ever got an answer that you-

15:47 Drew It's Loveline. I always have to back around. What do you think about what the women are doing?

15:53 Adam Yeah, yeah.

15:56 Caller I'm not exactly sure. I think that they're doing something maybe wrong.

16:00 Drew Right. This is what they always think. They either think they're lying or they're doing something- They're doing something wrong.

16:05 Adam You think they're lying. They say lying.

16:07 Drew No, no. These are the three. These are the guys in the front.

16:08 Adam There's not three. There's one. It's lying. That's the one you always say.

16:11 Drew No. You know what? I switched it because I did-

16:13 Adam Oh, you switched it because she crapped on your point.

16:15 Drew No, no. I brought it up last couple of colleges and then those three keep coming up.

16:18 Adam Wow.

16:19 Drew Convenient. It's either they're doing something wrong, the guy's doing something wrong, or the women are lying about it. And if you can't- they're not doing something wrong, CJ., you can't make another woman like you no matter what they do.

16:29 Adam Why don't you add a fourth scenario, which is-

16:32 Drew If they start telling me one, I'll add a fourth one.

16:33 Adam Well, why don't you just put, I don't know in there. That'll cover it all. That way you can go, there, you see? You see? It's either they're doing something wrong, they're lying, the guy's doing something wrong, or I don't know, or what was the question? See?

16:45 Drew Five, five of them. Five possibilities.

16:48 Adam It's always 14 answers. All right.

16:51 Drew Or five.

16:52 Adam CJ, you know what I like to do with you?

16:56 Drew Huh?

16:57 Adam I would like to cut your pinky off, and I would like to put toothpicks in it, and I'd like to put it in a mason jar of water and put it on my sill.

17:04 Drew It's not a mason jar, it wouldn't be a...

17:05 Adam My window sill.

17:06 Drew Just like a glass... Oh, mason jar, I see you like to put, like you stood on... Ah, yes.

17:09 Adam And I'd put water in it. Yes, yes. I would put the toothpicks in it, I would grow another one of you.

17:14 Drew Ah, first I would have roots come out of the finger?

17:17 Adam Roots would come down, then it would start sprouting. Eventually, I'd get another CJ and I would have gratifying sex with her. Yeah?

17:28 Caller Well, gratifying to her, sir?

17:29 Adam No, no, no, not to her, but who cares? She's just a clone that I made on my window sill. You know what I'm saying?

17:36 Drew Adam wants to have that experience of doing that to a woman.

17:39 Adam Yeah.

17:39 Caller I mean, why would it even matter then how much she's feeling pleasured by it, you know?

17:44 Adam No, no, see, that's not the point, kid.

17:46 Caller It's his ego, it's his ego.

17:47 Adam The point is, is I would be in the room when an orgasm happens. Multiple orgasm. Multiple orgasm happen. Yeah. No, it's like, you know, why be with a hooker, you know? Well, maybe not exactly. Go ahead, Drew.

18:02 Drew Okay, everyone tonight who gets on the earth over the age of 18 will get a Saw DVD starring Danny Glover. Film critics put this as the creepiest horror flick since it's said done.

18:11 Caller So there it is.

18:13 Drew And if you get on, get a DVD tonight, you will qualify for a trip to Derbyshire, England to see the heavy metal concert Bloodstock.

18:18 Adam Yeah. And what else, Drew?

18:20 Drew Every puzzle has its pieces.

18:22 Adam So true.

18:22 Drew DVD on sale now.

18:23 Adam So true. Every puzzle has its pieces. That's it.

18:28 That's all they came up with.

18:29 Adam They got pieces. Yeah. That's why it's a puzzle. Otherwise, it's a photo.

18:35 Drew Is it a human puzzle?

18:36 Adam No.

18:37 Drew All right.

18:38 Adam We're going to hear something from Hot Hot Heat. Speaking of Hot Hot Heat, isn't it hot in here?

18:43 Drew I turned it down.

18:44 Adam You did?

18:44 Yeah.

18:46 Drew It takes a while to get to cranking.

18:47 Adam I always like when the air conditioner freezes over. I like that one.

18:51 Drew That's this one.

18:52 Adam Ironically, it's 90 degrees in here and then they yell at you because you turn it down too much and made it freeze over. I always like, A, ironic, the air conditioning freezing over and B, why don't they just go ahead and put something in there so it doesn't do that. Yes, Drew, who are you looking at? Oh, oh, all right. Where are we going, Drew, you want to take a call? A song. All right, well, we got a question for the band.

19:14 Drew All right, great.

19:15 Adam All right, let's take a question for the band. Tiffany?

19:18 Hello?

19:19 Adam You're 18?

19:20 Caller Yeah.

19:21 Adam What's up?

19:22 Caller I just had a question because I'm a really big fan of Hot Hot Heat and I heard your new single, Good Night, Good Night, or, yeah. And like the sound on your last CD, Make Up the Breakdown, it was like super distinctive. But something like it didn't sound the same as your new single. So I was wondering if your new CD was going to sound more like the single or in general or sound more like your last CD?

19:52 Caller I don't know. It's a bit of everything, really. It sounds a bit like the last record and it sounds a bit not like the last record. It's better, though. Trust me.

20:03 Caller Okay. And I was also wondering, like I was checking out your tour dates and you're not coming to San Diego. Are you planning on doing that anytime soon?

20:12 Caller I think we will be. We're just doing like a little warm up tour first, but I think we do a big US tour in May and June and I think we'll definitely do San Diego.

20:22 Caller Okay.

20:23 Caller Yeah.

20:23 Adam They're coming.

20:24 Caller Yeah.

20:25 Adam Bye Tiffany.

20:27 Caller Thank you.

20:27 Adam Thank you.

20:28 Caller You're welcome.

20:28 Adam Tiffany was one of our typical Loveline callers where it started like it may have been a compliment. Started to go a little bit south, but then it sort of came back around a little.

20:39 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

20:41 Caller How many people normally call in for the bank? I remember listening. It's not very many, is it?

20:46 Drew It depends what Adam allows through.

20:48 Caller Really?

20:48 Adam No. Untrue. I will take... Well, first off, how dare you? You didn't even have your stupid little sticker on that call. I punched it up because I'm a fan of the band because I know they're fans of mine. And that's how I work. See what I'm saying? It still makes me a fan. Secondhand fan.

21:06 Drew So like I said, whatever Adam lets through, that's...

21:09 Adam Right. But I don't screen the calls, obviously. You will get calls over the course of the night, though. But usually... And I think that's the thing that's different about this show. You know, we really should tell people because I feel, you know, if I went on a radio show and everyone just went to ask questions about something else other than moi, you know, it's a little weird. It's a little weird, I think, for some bands and some actors and some notable types to come in here and sit here all night. There's no questions for them.

21:35 Drew Like, what was the band that freaked out? The English band.

21:38 Adam Oh, all of them freak out.

21:40 Drew The Darkness.

21:41 Adam Yeah, the Darkness.

21:42 Drew What did they do?

21:43 Adam They freaked out on the left.

21:44 Drew Why? It wasn't about them.

21:47 Adam No, they said they had a little problem with the content. Meanwhile, the record album is a naked chick on a landing strip.

21:54 Caller Their songs are all about herpes.

21:56 Adam Flashlight up her ass. Yeah. Yeah, I know. What it was is they thought they were, I'm trying to not use the S word here, but Hot Ass.

22:09 Drew Yeah, they were talking about themselves.

22:10 Adam Not Hot Hot Heat, but Hot Ass.

22:11 Drew They were prepared to talk about themselves.

22:12 Adam And when they didn't get questions for themselves, and nobody kneeled at the altar of the darkness, they just had an asphalt left.

22:19 Caller A certain amount of modesty is kind of necessary.

22:23 Adam It is.

22:23 Caller When you, when you love line guests.

22:25 Adam Yeah, yeah. And to be a host, too, quite honestly. Shall we hear a song? Let's hear a song.

22:31 You're killing me, Corolla, really?

22:32 Adam Come on, Anderson. Is it a short song? It's not a long song. You're cute up there? I'm cute up, Adam. Feeling good. All right. Let's listen to Hot Hot Heat. Let's listen to Good Night, Good Night.

22:47 Uh-oh.

22:49 Drew There we go.

22:49 Adam Uh-oh.

22:50 Drew Is this the way it's supposed to go?

22:55 Adam All right. All right.

22:56 Caller That was good. Well done. It is a lot different, isn't it?

23:00 Adam Yeah.

23:00 Drew Sounds different to play on the radio, isn't it?

23:02 Adam Yeah.

23:02 Caller That was the remix edition, I think.

23:04 Adam Gravity is the soul of music. I've always said that. We got a new CD, but it doesn't matter because we need to take a break anyway because we're running late for break. Steven, Luke here from Hot Hot Heat, Paul and Dustin coming in in a couple of few. We'll take a break. We'll hear the song after this. Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Steven, Luke in here tonight from Hot Hot Heat. Yes, indeed. New CD is out on the 5th of April.

23:39 Caller It's called Elevator.

23:41 Adam Oh, yeah.

23:41 Caller Elevator.

23:42 Adam Sorry. I can't give that a little plug.

23:44 Caller Little plug there.

23:45 Adam We're going to hear a song from Hot Hot Heat. One call. All right. No, Germany or Florida. And then we hear a Hot Hot Heat song. All right. They give us the wacky call. And then we decide did the story come from Germany or Florida.

24:02 Tony? They're sick and twisted from two hot son of Nazis.

24:05 Sex, meth, and death fetishes.

24:07 Both of them have got these. Guaranteed not the Borya, Germany or Florida.

24:12 Adam All right. Tony.

24:14 Caller Yes, sir.

24:15 Adam Germany or Florida. Go ahead.

24:16 Caller Okay. Here we go. A jury this week found a 23-year-old woman guilty of lewd conduct for stripping off her clothes at the request of a four-year-old boy she was babysitting. The nanny who testified that she disrobed last January to satisfy the tides of curiosity was discovered naked on the couch when the child's mother returned home unexpectedly. The woman was jailed in advance of her sentencing, which she could receive up to 15 years in prison. She told cops the incident was not sexual in nature and that she just wanted him to know for when he was older. Of course, the report.

24:42 Adam Wow.

24:43 Caller Here in Florida.

24:44 Drew Very Floridian but nanny. Floridian nanny. Palm Beach.

24:51 Adam Nannies weren't around a few years ago. They were just called babysitters. For some reason, they weren't in Europe. But the nanny in the au pair has made its way stateside.

25:02 Caller Yeah.

25:03 Drew But not in Florida. Yeah.

25:04 Adam But you're writing a story. It's for lack of a better title. You know what I mean?

25:09 Drew But think about it this way.

25:09 Adam I want to call our junior college bitch who crashed out in the garage.

25:13 Drew West Palm Beach. They have nannies. That's Florida. So it could be that region of Florida we're talking about.

25:18 Caller Well we actually just got back from Germany actually a couple weeks ago.

25:23 Caller We were hanging out with nannies.

25:26 Adam They got naked?

25:27 Caller Well they didn't. That's why I'm thinking Florida.

25:29 Caller I don't know. There's some strange sexual proclivities going on out there. I agree with Luke.

25:35 Drew I like Steve's impulse on this.

25:37 Adam I think Adam and Luke are going to Germany.

25:41 Caller Usually if you see someone take their clothes off, you have to pay $100 for a beer first.

25:45 Drew Steve and I are going to Florida.

25:46 Adam Yeah, we're going to Florida. All right. Tony, Germany or Florida?

25:51 Caller It is Florida.

25:52 Drew Oh yeah.

25:53 Caller Cheers.

25:54 Adam Man.

25:54 Caller Heck yeah.

25:55 Adam It's rough. I blame Luke because my I spoke with authority.

26:00 Caller I had a pretty convincing argument.

26:02 Adam I was thinking Florida all the way and then Luke jumped in.

26:05 Drew Luke said he'd been there.

26:07 Adam I know this chick. I was the four year old. He sent me a little note.

26:13 Caller Well, there's that lady behind the glass telling me that I had to say something. So I just thought I'd chime in.

26:17 Adam All right.

26:18 Caller I heard the word proclivity.

26:19 Adam Next time you chime in, let's see if we can land on the green square instead of the red one. That's all I'm saying. That's all. All right. We may do some gambling with the band at some point.

26:30 Drew Oh yes, we will. Yes, we will.

26:31 Adam All right. Let's hear a little Hot Hot Heat number off of the aforementioned elevator CD. And this one we think is called Good Night, Good Night. Yeah.

29:03 Drew Hot Hot Heat.

29:04 That's a good song.

29:06 Adam Short, sweet, nice. Something you can snap your finger to.

29:09 Caller It wasn't four seconds like the original version, but...

29:12 Adam Yeah.

29:13 Caller But it worked.

29:13 Adam Yeah, sweet. Hot Hot Heat in the studio tonight, that off the elevator CD, which is out the 5th of April, and it's back to the phones. We go, speak to Jeremy. Jeremy, 21.

29:27 Caller Hey, what's up, guys? I love you guys. Listen to you every night.

29:30 Adam Thanks.

29:31 Caller And I just had a question on 21. I'm in graduate school. I moved to Colorado this year. And I dated a girl for three years in Ohio, and I haven't seen her for about a year. And recently we started having contact again, and she would like to move out here. And I guess the long and the short of it was, we had kind of an off and on rocky relationship, but I've kind of gotten away and put my life together. And I realized that I still kind of love her, and I'm not objected to her coming out.

30:04 Drew All right, Jeremy. Get to the punch line here. Yes. Today, Junior! Was there a smoke detector?

30:11 Adam I thought I heard a smoke detector.

30:12 Drew How did I miss that?

30:13 Caller Yeah.

30:15 Adam Are you in an apartment?

30:16 Caller Yes, I am.

30:18 Adam Is there a smoke detector?

30:19 Caller No, my phone just beeped.

30:21 Adam Oh, is that what that was? All right. Yeah, hold on, hold on. Let us get in and nip this one.

30:28 Drew Yeah, all you said so far, Jeremy, is I had a girlfriend, I left her, now she wants to get back together. What do you think I should do? That's all you've told us.

30:34 Caller Just do it.

30:36 Caller The part that is pertinent to you guys is that, you know, I was an alcoholic. I've gone through therapy and stopped drinking since I moved. And I didn't know, because I hadn't talked to her, but she has as well. And I'm just wondering if getting together with someone like that, that, you know, where we have a history, I think we're both, we're both ready to start our careers, but I just wondering if you thought that would be a good idea.

30:57 Drew It's risky. You're both in a 12-step program?

31:00 Caller Yeah.

31:01 Drew And she's active in her program?

31:04 Caller Yes.

31:05 Drew Then it's for how long she's been sober?

31:08 Caller I mean, I haven't seen her for 10 months, so I guess.

31:10 Drew Well, you know no new relationships for the first year.

31:14 Adam Yeah, but hold on.

31:15 Drew That's a new relationship.

31:16 Adam Hold on, but she got a first dot. If you bang someone 1,500 times before, it's not a new relationship.

31:22 Drew They get together and have sex, but they should.

31:23 Adam Oh, really?

31:24 Drew I mean, that's, you know. For them to have a rekindle a relationship is a little bit deranged.

31:28 Adam That'd be, like, he's gonna be like, listen, sweetie pie, Drew says we gotta make it to a year. Now, it's only been 10 months, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put my dork through the mail slot. I'll give you the number of the apartment. You just come over, give me a little love, but we can't, I can look at you through the peephole, but no contact for two months, Drew said. We can have sex, but nothing intimate at all. Yes?

31:51 Drew There you go.

31:51 Caller A lot of people are gonna be going to AAA now.

31:55 Adam Jeremy?

31:56 Drew Yeah. Jeremy, you know, once you both had a solid, if you really want to do this properly, yes, you both in an active program of recovery and growing in your program can get back together, but you would want to focus on your recovery for the first year.

32:09 Adam Here's the other thing, too, Jeremy. Our experience is this sort of rekindling business when you're 21. There's usually a reason you broke up. There was substance involved.

32:21 Drew Right. This probably is you wanting to get back to your drinking buddy back more than anything. You don't really search your soul about what's the motivation. Do you want to restore your old alcoholic sort of, do you want to get back to your alcohol and she's part of that or not?

32:34 Adam No, he just wants to get sacks.

32:36 Caller The thing that happened is, you know, most of the bad times that we had in the on and off deal were related to alcohol, but the good times when we were both kind of living the clean life were great.

32:47 Drew I'm just saying that you get focused, your priorities is sobriety for one year and really examine carefully whether or not the drive to return to her is not actually your disease. That's the question, you got to examine that with your spark.

33:00 Adam I'm saying make sure it's not desperation.

33:03 Caller It sounds a little dangerous to me.

33:04 Adam Guys break up, they stay apart, and they don't get anything, and then they go back to the old watering hole. They think they're going to get something. Guys think they get some momentum.

33:15 Drew Like you said, if it's something you've been through 15, 10 times before, what's...

33:19 Adam Oh yeah. You don't realize like you've been getting laid constantly for the last year and a half, you've gotten it 500 times, you think the 501st time is going to be a layup, but it's a new venue and nothing happening.

33:32 Drew Right.

33:32 Adam Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh.

33:35 Caller So basically you guys are saying don't do it.

33:37 Adam Well, what we're saying is we don't know too many relationships that don't break up for a reason. And the reason is usually a good one.

33:45 Drew Well, and that there is substance involved. There might have been their disease and they're both in recovery. And the point is they just need to really examine whether this is their disease driving them back together or something more substantive.

33:55 Adam You know what I think you're responding to, too, is Jeremy is 21, sounds like he's been driving a truck for 30 years. He sounds like an old soul. If he's a 21-year-old who's like, I'm, you know, I'm junior in college, you're like, oh, move on, start dating, move on.

34:10 Drew Well, there's that, but also the old quality to his voice makes me think, oh, he's a really bad alcoholic. In 10 months sober, it's about the time the disease starts calling him back.

34:20 Adam Oh, really?

34:21 Drew Yeah.

34:22 Adam What's that sound like?

34:23 Caller Come back.

34:25 Adam Oh, it's a dude voice.

34:27 Drew It's the only one I can do.

34:29 Adam I need the, I need the siren song of the booze.

34:32 Drew Yeah, it's, it's the one.

34:34 Adam I don't need, I mean, it's a dude going, hey, come back. I'm like, screw you, homo. I'm staying over here. But if I heard like the, come back. The siren singing with the booze. Yeah, making that sound.

34:48 Drew Witchy woman.

34:51 Adam Yeah. Eve.

34:53 Hi guys. How are you?

34:55 Adam Good. You're 16. What's up?

34:57 Caller Yeah. First of all, I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell everybody to go get Dr. Drew's book Cracked. It's the best book you'll ever read. I love it.

35:05 Adam I totally agree.

35:06 Drew That is awesome.

35:07 Caller Thank you. My question is, no, really, okay. My question is, I had a really traumatic, really abusive childhood and-

35:17 Drew Hold on a second. Hold on. Do you want to gamble?

35:20 Adam We could gamble. We'll try to predict. Well, hold on. Well, normally we gamble. We haven't gambled in a while.

35:25 Drew She tipped her hand, but we would figure out what happened at what age.

35:28 Adam Steve has brought it up. Steve said, what about the gambling? Yeah.

35:33 Drew I got to read on this.

35:34 Adam You do?

35:34 Drew Yeah.

35:35 Adam I got to take two. But do you have a dollar? That's the real question. I got a dollar.

35:40 Caller I may.

35:41 Caller I got Canadian, American, Euros, Pounds.

35:44 Adam Take them all. All right.

35:47 Caller Need to borrow a buck, Steve.

35:48 Adam Borrow a buck from Steve. Drew, every once in a while we get a ban in here and the pot get up to like five, six bucks. Drew'd seriously get upset if he lost.

35:56 Drew Get nervous.

35:57 Adam Oh, I'm getting nervous.

35:59 Drew What is this thing?

36:01 Adam That's a temporary license Steve threw up there.

36:03 Drew I think that's his permission to work in Vancouver.

36:06 Caller Oh, whoops.

36:08 Adam Oh, it is? I was just kidding.

36:10 Drew Here's a euro, ten euro.

36:11 Adam Alright, that's good.

36:13 Drew We don't need checks here, Steve.

36:14 Adam I'll take a check.

36:15 Caller Can you take a check for 50 cents?

36:17 Adam Now, here's the thing. Normally we run it this way. Normally we hear their voice. We hear the little girl voice and we start gambling on their past. She, Eve, who is 16, is admitted to having childhood trauma. But what kind of trauma would that be?

36:34 Drew How old?

36:35 Adam And how old? And at the hands of whom? Or who? Yes?

36:41 Drew Yeah.

36:42 Adam Who would be at the hands of? Who?

36:44 Drew Whom? Whom?

36:46 Adam To whom?

36:47 Drew From whom?

36:48 Adam And at the hands of whom? Yes?

36:50 Caller Is that what we're trying to figure out?

36:51 Adam That's what we're trying to figure out.

36:52 Drew Who did it and when? And what?

36:56 Caller Mom's ex-boyfriend.

36:58 Drew How old?

36:58 Adam Ex-boyfriend. Nice.

36:59 Caller She was 13.

37:01 Drew She was 13.

37:03 Adam Wow.

37:03 Drew What happened?

37:07 Caller I don't know if I want to go there.

37:09 Adam Sexual abuse?

37:10 Caller Oh yeah.

37:11 Adam Sexual abuse. Alright.

37:13 Caller Well, the obvious choice would be the father. So, I guess I'm going to have to just stick with that one because there's money on it.

37:21 Drew What do you do?

37:22 Adam Sexual abuse or physical?

37:24 Caller I'd imagine something involving a soldering iron or something.

37:29 Drew Physical.

37:31 Adam Physical abuse.

37:32 Caller Some type of burning.

37:33 Adam Ritualistic. Physical abuse.

37:35 Drew Okay, Adam.

37:35 Adam Strong. At what age might she have been?

37:38 Caller Somewhere between the 8 to 12 range.

37:41 Adam Wow.

37:42 Drew That's half her life.

37:43 Caller I said 13. You said 8 to 12.

37:46 Adam Narrow it down unless you have her life.

37:47 Caller Let's go for 11. 11, 12.

37:50 Adam 11.

37:51 Caller Put 11.

37:52 Adam 11, 12. Alright. She sounds like she's got some therapy.

37:56 Drew Lots of therapy.

37:57 Adam Because her voice doesn't sound messed up.

37:58 Drew You and I agree on that. That's right. She'll make you feel messed up.

38:01 Adam No. She says lots of...

38:02 Drew She says a ton of therapy. What age did her therapy start?

38:05 Adam Well, let's put it this way. There was clay involved with it, which means it was young. Because I went to a shrink when I was 7 because I was wetting the bed. And I was like, here's a hunk of clay. And then you'd mess with the clay for 45 minutes and then they go, alright, that's $90. It's like, I could have went to Colour Remind and done that for $8, you idiot.

38:25 Drew By the way, he has a career in ceramics ahead. That's the start you go.

38:30 Adam Okay. Lots of therapy. Calling from Santa Monica, current problems being caused. Something happened, but the family was good enough to get her to therapy. So something must have happened outside of the home. She says lots of trauma, but maybe she went away to school and somebody abused her, a teacher or something. It came to light, the family found out about it and did something about it.

38:57 Caller Wow, you're using deductive reasoning.

38:59 Caller Yeah. I'm thinking she sucks.

39:01 Adam No modifying, Steve.

39:02 Caller He's going to do it.

39:03 Adam You made your bet.

39:05 Caller This is in addition to it.

39:07 Adam Okay.

39:07 Caller I'm saying the pleasant, happy, cheerful voice comes from the fact that she's attractive and gets treated well at school.

39:14 Adam But she could still be bitter. Someone came in, so could be the stepdad, could be the boyfriend thing, and the mom found out about it. But the mom wouldn't make those things. I'm going something outside of the house.

39:25 Drew Okay, good one.

39:26 Adam Sexual abuse outside of the house. Camp counselor, teacher, something of that nature.

39:32 Drew I'm going to go long-term.

39:33 Adam I'm going further back. I'm going eight.

39:36 Drew I'm going to long-term physical abuse, say starting at five from dad. Therapy starting by 11, 12.

39:42 Adam Okay, all right. Oh, this is good. Thank God Steve reminds us to gamble.

39:47 Caller Eve?

39:48 Caller Hi, guys.

39:49 Adam All right. Now what was your abuse? And Drew, no steering the abuse.

39:53 Drew Commercial?

39:54 Adam Okay, let's take a commercial. That's good radio. Hold on a second. I want to, you know, the whole ear-soaked thing.

40:00 Caller Stick around.

40:01 Caller Gotta find out the abuse.

40:03 Adam I know we should go to a break because it's just good to tease these things, but I really want to know. I want to know. All right, well, then we should go to a break. All right. Hot Hot Heat in studio tonight. Recap on the gambling in the big reveal after this. Yeah, Loveline, Adam Lakers, Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Steven Luke here from Hot Hot Heat. Elevator name of the CD, and it is out on the 5th of April.

40:38 Caller It drops.

40:39 Adam That's when it drops. It drops. I'm gonna guess that's a Tuesday. And when we left off, we were speaking to Eve. Eve is 16. Eve says she's had trauma in her past. Yeah. Yeah. We mean trauma. Trauma says physical.

40:56 Drew And she sort of alluded to lots of trauma.

40:59 Adam Lots of trauma.

41:00 Drew A lot of childhood with a lot of trauma.

41:01 Adam Somebody should have went physical and sexual.

41:03 Drew I just went physical.

41:04 Adam You went physical. Trauma says physical, whereas abuse says sexual.

41:08 Drew Well, also sexual, you can feel it emanating from the roller.

41:12 Adam She sounds like she's had some therapy.

41:15 Drew Want to reset everybody's bet?

41:17 Adam Let's see. Let's just make sure we're clear on this. Steve went mom's boyfriend. Sexual abuse.

41:24 Drew Age 11 or something.

41:26 Adam Somewhere 13. Luke is dad. Physical abuse.

41:32 Caller Possible scarring.

41:34 Adam Possible scarring.

41:36 Drew Soldering iron.

41:36 Adam From second trimester to just past her 18th birthday. He's actually going two years into the future just to cover himself in case something happens. She burns herself on a moped or something like that. He's going to go ahead and call that a win. All right. You ready to go?

41:52 Drew Here we go.

41:52 Adam All right. Oh, wait a minute. Drew.

41:54 Drew Physical age 5 to like 10 and then it's therapy.

41:58 Adam I got sexual abuse outside of the house and at about eight. All right. Eve.

42:07 Hi.

42:08 Adam When did you start therapy, first of all?

42:11 Caller Okay. Well, first of all, I love you guys, but you couldn't be more wrong. Actually, I've never ever been to therapy in my life.

42:17 Adam Wow.

42:18 Drew That's pretty good.

42:19 Adam We couldn't be more wrong. You're right.

42:22 Caller But I love you. Don't worry.

42:23 Adam That's all right.

42:24 Caller Okay.

42:24 Caller And actually all of you other guys couldn't be more wrong either. None of that happened. Different forms of trauma.

42:32 Caller I'm surprised. Like what?

42:34 Caller Let's see. Well, basically I had physical and lots and lots of mental and psychological and manipulation, things like that. I like to say no sexual, but I'm starting to think maybe like indirect sexual. Like I saw things and heard things early on.

42:53 Adam Okay. Okay. Now we're heading somewhere.

42:56 Caller I was kind of exposed to it, but I was never like touched or anything.

42:59 Adam Right.

42:59 Drew And you've not been around anything therapeutic?

43:01 Adam Well, maybe she hasn't been traumatized as much as she has been.

43:04 Drew No, there's definitely that aspect to this too, but the way she kind of understands things is kind of unusual.

43:09 Adam I think she's also-

43:09 Caller You know, Loveline has been my only therapy.

43:12 Drew Wow.

43:12 Adam Thank you. Thank you. All right. So Eve, what happened? Who abused you?

43:19 Caller You know what? When I was young, a lot of people, but mainly my parents, both of them, especially my mom.

43:25 Adam Both parents, especially your mom? Oh, man. Just a big goose egg for everyone.

43:32 Drew Give us an example of what they would do.

43:34 Caller Okay, mom.

43:36 Caller Well, wow.

43:37 Caller Okay. There's so much. I'm not sure what to say. One of the things that was kind of weird, like my mom cheated on my dad a lot, and she'd take me with her, and like I had to see a lot of weird. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. I meant I had to see weird.

43:52 Drew Like what? Like what?

43:52 Adam Whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Are your parents, are your parents professional people?

43:58 Caller Yeah. And well, yeah.

44:01 Adam Is there an attorney anywhere in there?

44:03 Caller No.

44:04 Adam What are they? What are they?

44:09 Caller My dad's in sales, and my mom would stay at home.

44:13 Adam Okay. All right. So your mom cheated, took you with her. You saw weird things.

44:17 Caller Well, yeah, my mom was really, really, my mom was alcoholic and bipolar and schizophrenic, and she hit me really bad. And yeah, and my dad did too, and things like that. And they were just really verbally abusive, like horribly verbally. And I had to lie for everybody, and there was police at the house every night, and the physical fighting, I had to like clean blood off the walls, and it was bad. I don't know what you mean.

44:41 Adam Police at the house?

44:42 Caller This is like under the age of like seven, like all of it, so it was like horrible.

44:47 Drew Do you ever dissociate?

44:49 Caller I do, and I actually learned what that was from you, and yeah, I do do that.

44:53 Drew Do you think you have multiple stuff? Do you think you have other people in you kind of thing?

45:00 Caller No, I just, I, sometimes I'll just, like people, people have actually told me that's how I know about it, because they'll be talking to me, and they'll say, okay, you haven't been listening to anything I said for the past 20 minutes, you know.

45:11 Adam Eve, Eve, do you think there's another personality that you may have that was abused sexually outside of the house, so I could take this $4 home?

45:22 Caller I'm sorry, Adam, I don't think so.

45:24 Adam Put Cammie on, sweetie. I need to talk to Cammie. I'll get it out of her.

45:31 Drew So what is the question then? We haven't gotten to your question yet.

45:34 Caller Okay, my question is, I don't think it was necessarily fair that all that happened without, you know, and I just want to give myself a fair shot. I want to get some help for it. Good. Because I can start to see things happening, like starting to kind of have no trust in people and bad judgment.

45:51 Adam Right, right. Let's sum you up. You're smart. Quiet. Stop talking.

45:57 Drew Yes. And usually inside full smart, you would respond well to the treatment.

46:00 Caller You really would.

46:01 Adam You really would, or to heroin.

46:04 Drew I don't think she's an addict, though. Yeah, she's not an addict.

46:05 Adam I'm just saying insightful and smart and wise, but I don't hear it.

46:08 Caller My question was, is there anywhere to Dr. Drew that you know of where I can go? Because I don't have a lot of money and just somewhere where I can go for free or by myself or...

46:18 Drew You might try UCLA. I know Fuller Seminary in Pasadena has very reduced rate individual therapy. I don't know out in Santa Monica, however.

46:27 Adam All right. Well, try it. Start at UCLA and see what that does.

46:29 Drew I'm Fuller in Pasadena if you're willing to make that trip.

46:31 Adam All right. Be careful, guys, but you're smart. You're fine. You'll be a wonderful artist. And then you make your parents pay like I did. Yeah. Rub it in their face. Pull up my nice car.

46:41 Drew While they sleep.

46:42 Adam Honk the horn. Yeah. Do a Brody on the lawn. Yeah. Yeah. Light a cigar with a $100 bill. Old man puts his hand out and I slap it.

46:52 I laugh.

46:53 Adam All right. Hot Hot Heat in studio. We're going to take a break. I think Steve and Luke are rotating out and Paul and Dustin are rotating in.

47:00 Yeah, we're gone.

47:01 Adam We'll do all that after this.

47:03 Yeah.

47:04 Adam Loveline. Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Steve and Luke out. Paul and Dustin in.

47:12 Caller Out.

47:13 Adam Changing of the guard. Paul is drums and Dustin is bass.

47:20 Drew You know, someone's speaking of drums, someone brought up tonight the time I was vomited on by Fletch. Pennywise.

47:27 Caller Here?

47:28 Hot Hot Heat Yeah.

47:28 Drew Not in the studio, but on this show. We haven't heard that in a long time.

47:33 Hot Hot Heat I'm glad you brought that up.

47:34 Adam Yeah.

47:35 Hot Hot Heat I'm always in charge.

47:37 Drew You're planning something?

47:38 Caller Similar situation.

47:39 Hot Hot Heat I've had a few beers, Drew.

47:41 Adam Anderson, if you can dig that out.

47:44 Caller Okay, go ahead. Oh, where it is?

47:46 Adam I'm glad to hear it.

48:16 Caller We have a big, ugly man in our guitar band.

48:31 Hot Hot Heat Lesson not learned, band with beer.

48:36 Adam Yeah, it was good.

48:38 Caller This wasn't alcohol induced?

48:40 Caller It was alcohol induced.

48:41 Drew Clutch was eating pizza and drinking tequila and it started going, and then he thought that was Punks, who started sitting his finger down his throat and chasing me around the room, vomiting on me, and I climbed up on a cabinet that Adam coincidentally had built in this old studio in Burbank. Right, yeah.

48:55 Adam I wasn't on the show.

48:56 Drew Yeah, it was ten, twelve years ago.

48:57 Hot Hot Heat And you moved to this one the next day.

48:59 Drew No, no.

49:00 Adam No, we should have. Yeah.

49:02 Hot Hot Heat Somebody had to clean that up.

49:03 Adam I can't believe he vomited on my nice cabinets.

49:05 Drew No, he didn't. I was punching him in the face to get him to stand up I can't believe you jumped on my nice cabinets. I did. They were great. They held up nicely.

49:15 Adam All right. What are we doing?

49:17 Drew Talking to Patty.

49:19 Adam Patty?

49:19 Hi.

49:20 Adam You're 18?

49:21 Caller Yeah.

49:22 Adam What's up?

49:23 Caller Well, I have sex with my boyfriend and I can't get an orgasm, but when he fingers me, it's like I go crazy. It's like, great.

49:35 Drew So with intercourse, you don't have an orgasm, right?

49:38 Caller No.

49:39 Drew That's a normal thing. A lot of women need some sort of direct stimulation because of that. Yeah. That's you. That's fine. That's how you need to work with your boyfriend on how to put all those things together for you.

49:50 Adam That's rough on the bow though. I mean, it's cool, but eventually it gets kind of old.

49:54 Hot Hot Heat Wait, that's it though?

49:55 Caller Wait. Yeah. I was wondering if that was normal.

49:59 Drew Yes.

50:00 Adam Yeah.

50:00 Drew Very, very.

50:01 Caller Can I talk to Paul really fast?

50:04 Adam Yeah.

50:05 Hot Hot Heat Hi.

50:05 Caller Hi. I think you guys are the greatest band ever, and I love your EP Knock Knock Knock. I think it's like the greatest, and I was wondering if you guys are going to play-

50:16 Hot Hot Heat It's a good one.

50:16 Caller Like any other show besides the one on the 25th.

50:20 Hot Hot Heat Well, the one on the 25th, there's two that day. We're doing a free one at UCLA that day.

50:27 Caller Oh, really?

50:28 Hot Hot Heat Yeah, there's a free one, and then the the Roxy one is sold out, but if you drive out to, I think it's UCLA.

50:35 Caller It is UCLA, but the problem is I'm actually going to internally combust at the Roxy show, so that's it.

50:42 Adam The problem is too, she's in San Francisco. Oh no, you're in San Fernando.

50:46 Drew Yeah.

50:47 Adam Oh, all right. What the hell are you doing in San Fernando?

50:50 Caller I know it's a hellhole, don't ask.

50:51 Drew What the hell is San Fernando?

50:52 Caller Is it as bad as Riverside?

50:55 Adam Oh, it gives it a run, it gives it a run.

50:57 Caller It's all right.

50:58 Drew The sun went right under her, Chelsea.

51:00 Adam I think the terrain in San Fernando is a little better than Riverside, but the people are worse.

51:05 Caller You know why I know that or I ask that? It's because of listening to this show.

51:08 Adam Yeah, Riverside is a pit.

51:11 Caller That's what I understand.

51:12 Hot Hot Heat I never heard the terrain is great.

51:14 Adam Well, Riverside, you got your meth heads, and San Fernando, you got your gangbangers. So, choose your poison, you know what I mean?

51:22 Caller Well, meth heads will steal your credit cards and...

51:24 Adam Yeah, I go gangbanger because, you know, I make friends with them. Oh, do you? Yeah. I show up at a barbecue with my... You know, they wear those pants where they cut them off real... Like shorts, but not really. Shants. Yeah, shants. Hey, Patty?

51:38 Caller Yeah.

51:39 Adam You got to get out of San Fernando.

51:40 Caller I know, I know, I know. It's a hellhole, I know.

51:43 Adam Yeah, what's the plan?

51:46 Caller I basically don't know. Well, I want to be a hairstylist, so hopefully I can like go to school definitely out of here and like make something of myself.

51:56 Adam Yeah, that's good. I like that old kind of talk, by the way.

51:59 Caller Make something of myself?

52:00 Adam Immigrants used to do that. Yeah, pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and make something of yourself, son. Yeah.

52:06 Hot Hot Heat Did you like that one, though? She satisfied your guys' ego with the question.

52:12 Adam Right.

52:12 Hot Hot Heat But then also brought in the band.

52:13 Drew No, no, that wasn't satisfy our ego. That was how she weaseled her way on.

52:17 Hot Hot Heat Right, right. I'm not having an orgasm. Can I talk to the band?

52:20 Adam Yeah. That's nice. Yeah.

52:23 Drew Old-fashioned all the way around.

52:24 Adam She's going to make something of herself.

52:25 Drew Made an effort and made something of herself.

52:26 Adam Yeah. Solid.

52:28 Caller That's fantastic.

52:29 Adam Yeah. Not enough make-something-of-yourself talk going on in this country anymore. It's just a lot of what can the man do for me.

52:35 Caller Cold Sarnit.

52:37 Adam I hate everybody. Yeah.

52:39 Drew You're going to make something of yourself, Adam.

52:41 Adam Cold Sarnit is like Dagnabbit, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's what I want to say. Kids today. Let's talk to Jeremy's 26. Jeremy?

52:50 Caller Hey, how's it going?

52:52 Adam Good. What's happening?

52:52 Caller What's up, dude?

52:54 Caller Let's start with a little ass-kissing first, Adam. Pure genius.

52:58 Adam Oh, thank you. See? You've made something of yourself.

53:01 Drew Yeah.

53:02 Adam A brown-noser.

53:02 Drew No.

53:04 Adam I have made something of myself. Thanks. What do you do? Have you made something of yourself?

53:09 Caller Well, I only work security, but I've worked 45 hours in the last three days.

53:14 Adam Right. But that's just sitting, right?

53:17 Caller Pretty much.

53:17 Hot Hot Heat Something's secure, though.

53:19 Adam Yeah.

53:19 Caller Everything is secure.

53:21 Adam Okay.

53:21 Hot Hot Heat Great.

53:22 Adam Nothing got stolen on your watch. What's your question, Jeremy?

53:26 Caller The question is, when I was about 21, I was, they diagnosed me, the guy said it's commonly known as a bag of worms. It's a bunch of access veins in my testes.

53:38 Drew It feels like a bag of worms when you're palpitating.

53:41 Caller It looks like it.

53:42 Caller Yeah, yeah.

53:44 Drew Did they take them out or you left them in?

53:46 Caller No, they said that it wasn't cancerous at the time, so they didn't do anything about it.

53:50 Drew It's never cancerous.

53:52 Adam Right.

53:52 Drew If it were potentially cancerous, they would have taken it out.

53:55 Adam Yeah. Only time you really need to take it out is if you're fishing. You're looking for some night crawlers. Hey, trout hit on that, Drew.

54:06 Drew Blood worms?

54:07 Adam They can't not hit on that.

54:10 Drew Blood worms, yep.

54:11 Adam World class. Yeah. Put a little zipper on that and you just use them one at a time.

54:16 Drew Sure, when you need them.

54:16 Adam You know, I'm fishing, yeah. Screw the guy at the tackle shot.

54:20 Hot Hot Heat Night crawler.

54:21 Caller How do you extract them out of the sack?

54:24 Hot Hot Heat Oh, no.

54:25 Drew How would Adam do it for the fishing purposes?

54:27 Adam I do it via a sort of resealable thing like this sandwich bag.

54:31 Caller Oh, would you maybe put a zipper in?

54:33 Adam Uh, no, no. I'm not a doctor, but not a zipper. I say the resealable type of sandwich bag.

54:40 Caller Yeah, where they want to be airtight so nothing gets out after you zip it up.

54:45 Adam How would you do it surgically? Just go in?

54:47 Drew You got to go in and you got to, you know, the veins can bleed like crazy. They have to all be tied off.

54:52 Adam Oh, so they're all hooked up to something?

54:55 Drew Yeah, yeah.

54:56 Caller It's a really big mess. You can see it.

54:59 Drew Right, that's right.

55:00 Caller So if it wasn't cancerous at the time, then it shouldn't become?

55:04 Drew It can never become.

55:05 Caller It can never become.

55:06 Drew It can never become. Well, I think there is some concern, though, that these things may affect fertility, so that's one of the reasons that they take these things out. Though I was just reading something recently that suggested that it probably doesn't do anything at all.

55:17 Adam How about the freak out factor with the ladies?

55:20 Drew Yeah, cosmetic. I mean, for God sakes, people are getting penis enlargements and all kinds of cosmetic procedures on their penis.

55:25 Adam Yeah.

55:26 Hot Hot Heat It must affect his self-esteem, though. I mean, Rich, go take a lady first time.

55:31 Caller Well, there's probably a pretty nice size bulge in his pants, though.

55:34 Drew Again, how much more ugly are you going to make the testes?

55:39 Adam It is true.

55:40 Caller Yeah, it's true. Chicken skin and all.

55:42 Drew How much uglier can they be? And even if you were going to make them uglier, how would you do it?

55:47 Adam I don't know. I don't know.

55:49 Hot Hot Heat Just color.

55:50 Adam Just color. All right. Jeremy?

55:54 Caller Adam?

55:56 Adam I'd like to see you make something of yourself.

55:59 I'll work on that.

56:00 Drew And stop saying over and over again they weren't cancerous at the time.

56:04 Adam Yeah, they're not cancerous.

56:06 Okay.

56:07 Adam You're fine. You have a girlfriend?

56:09 Caller Uh, no.

56:11 Adam Okay.

56:11 Caller A lot of self-love.

56:13 Adam All right. Well, let's get you a lady, all right? Let's get going, buddy.

56:18 Drew Let's go. Let's go.

56:19 Adam All right. I don't care. Here's what I got to say. What is, what do you think the lowest per capita girlfriend gig is? You know, loneliest gig. Somebody ought to, you know, that's something worth looking at, you know, when you're at a high school.

56:35 Drew Some of those gigs, though, are determined by, are only taken by certain kinds of people, you know what I mean?

56:41 Adam Well, I don't care, you know, which came first.

56:44 Hot Hot Heat You know, one personality trait that leads to the gig is the gig itself.

56:47 Caller It's got to definitely have something to do with working graveyard shifts.

56:50 Adam Definitely graveyard. And security is way up there.

56:54 Hot Hot Heat Way, way up there.

56:55 Caller How about taxi dispatcher? Do you think that might be up there?

56:58 Drew Oh, man.

56:59 Adam That's solid.

57:00 Hot Hot Heat I'm thinking a guy who takes your parking attendant guy, not valet guy, guy who sits in a booth.

57:08 Adam Yeah, booth guy.

57:08 Hot Hot Heat People don't want to talk. They just...

57:10 Caller A toll booth person. How about that? You know, some people...

57:13 Drew That, though, has a little bit of interesting quality to it.

57:16 Adam Yeah, you might, you know, I'll tell you what you might see. You might see the same guy, girl, and then next thing you know, you got a Sandra Bullock movie going, you know what I mean?

57:24 Drew Yeah.

57:24 Adam A toll booth, yeah, there's something sort of romantic about it. I'm sure it's hell on earth. Yeah, anything to do with cars. And any gig where you have to work around stuff where there's absolutely no women, like roofer, drywall, or just no chicks around, but at least you get a little change in your pocket and go out to strip club and hoist a few of these.

57:44 Hot Hot Heat But that's not where you're going to meet girls. You don't meet girls at the strip club, do you? I don't.

57:48 Caller My sister met her fiance there. Really? Well, I think I just dropped the bomb.

57:54 Hot Hot Heat What's your dad do? What did he do to you?

57:56 Adam Kill himself. Here's the thing. I think security guard is way up there. Overnight jock, by the way, DJ. That's pretty low on the pecking order, too. But I'd say security guard, tough. Overweight, lonely.

58:13 Drew It's kind of like shelf stalker, warehouse kind of stuff.

58:16 Adam Yeah, all right, all right. Now, for some, I was going to say car wash guy, but for some reason, this guy's got old ladies at home.

58:23 Hot Hot Heat There's movies made about those people.

58:25 Adam Yeah, it's romantic.

58:26 Drew Hospitals are pretty awful places overnight, too.

58:29 Adam Hospital? Like the bedpan guy? Yeah, but you have your elderly patients. You get to blow a little steam off.

58:35 Drew Overnight.

58:35 Hot Hot Heat And you get sympathy points.

58:36 Adam That's what I'm saying.

58:37 Hot Hot Heat Sympathy points from girls at the...

58:39 Adam I'm just talking about a little, you know, blowing a little steam off on grandma.

58:44 Caller She's blowing a little heat off of you.

58:46 Adam None of the worst.

58:46 Hot Hot Heat Wow.

58:47 Adam Worse for wear. Jonathan?

58:50 Yo.

58:51 Adam You're 23?

58:52 Caller Yep. Well, 22. My 23rd birthday is the day after the Hot Hot Heat show in Portland.

58:58 Adam Wow. Oh, cool. Oh, boy. That is a crazy Nostradamus type of coincidence, by the way. I would go so as far as to say eerie. Eerie, yes, Drew?

59:11 Drew Weird.

59:12 Adam Freak out.

59:13 Hot Hot Heat Wait, we have a day off that day.

59:15 Caller Uh-oh.

59:16 Hot Hot Heat Uh-oh.

59:17 Adam They're coming to your house to play your garage.

59:21 Caller Oh, if only I had one.

59:22 Caller Hey, just do you know a guy named Casey Parks?

59:26 Caller Casey Parks?

59:26 Caller No, I don't. Okay, that's right.

59:29 Caller I did want to say that thanks for the song Bandages not being awful because I had to listen to it at my old job about four times a day. It was the only song that I had to hear that didn't suck.

59:41 Caller Oh, cool. That's great.

59:43 Adam Where did you work?

59:44 Drew Target.

59:46 Caller Oh, really?

59:47 Hot Hot Heat There's no volume knob. It's on all the time, right?

59:53 Caller All right.

59:53 Caller I'm glad we can make your job that much more bearable for you.

59:56 Hot Hot Heat It's in a major key, so.

59:57 Adam Do you have a question for the band?

59:59 Caller I did. I did. I wanted to ask you, what was it like looking for a new guitar player to replace Dante?

1:00:06 Hot Hot Heat Definitely one of the best experiences in my career.

1:00:09 Caller It was really worrisome, to be honest. But after we found Luke, it was just, I'm going to start crying. It was so amazing and moving.

1:00:17 Hot Hot Heat I don't think people understand what it's like to break up with somebody like that. It's similar to breaking up with a girlfriend.

1:00:28 Adam Why did you guys break up?

1:00:29 Hot Hot Heat Well, we didn't break up. He left.

1:00:31 Adam Oh, he left?

1:00:32 Hot Hot Heat Yeah. He wasn't committed to the road. He wasn't committed to the workload.

1:00:38 Adam Yeah. Well, it can be tough. But that's a good sign for you guys because then he's going to have that moment when he's managing a Denny's in Riverside. He's like, hot, hot heat. And you guys, like the airplane lands and it says hot, hot heat on the side of the plane. Flashbulbs poppin. You guys see that movie. You look over the top of your sunglasses. Babes all over the place. And he just has some guy, he has a fat waitress starts bitching him out. He said, those eggs are supposed to be basted. You made them sunny side up.

1:01:07 Hot Hot Heat And the terrain here is terrible.

1:01:09 Drew It's a video in slow motion. And it's no words, you don't hear anything.

1:01:12 Adam Right, right. He just looks down and you hear a tear hit the griddle. You know what I'm saying?

1:01:20 Caller I hear you.

1:01:20 Adam A single tear hits the griddle.

1:01:22 Caller Moving. Oh, painful.

1:01:24 Adam See, that's good. If you guys stuck together, it probably, you know, you know, all of you.

1:01:28 Drew You wouldn't have that scene.

1:01:28 Adam Yeah, you wouldn't have that scene. But you do need that person. You need that person that quit, who's, you know, you need your Pete Best. You understand?

1:01:37 Caller It's funny, I was just thinking that actually.

1:01:38 Hot Hot Heat He's, I never stopped thinking about the Beatles. Everything's Beatle related.

1:01:42 Adam Dante's your Pete Best.

1:01:43 Caller He is, yeah.

1:01:43 Adam Yeah. Okay. Drew, who's my Pete Best? I gotta get, someone's gotta leave. You need to leave, Drew.

1:01:51 Drew All right. Tara, don't call my Tara goddammit, it's your Pete Best.

1:01:54 Adam Oh, really? Things didn't change after she left. I think you need to leave, Drew.

1:01:59 Drew Go.

1:02:00 Adam Get out of here.

1:02:00 Drew I'm out of here.

1:02:01 Adam Go on, get.

1:02:02 Hot Hot Heat We'll be fine.

1:02:04 Adam All right. Let's see. Boring sex. Let's talk to Melanie.

1:02:11 Yes.

1:02:12 Adam You're 16?

1:02:13 Caller Yeah.

1:02:14 Adam What's up?

1:02:15 Caller Well, my boyfriend is into really basic, just normal, quick, me on my back sex and I like making it.

1:02:28 Adam Yeah. Hello?

1:02:31 Drew You like what, Melanie?

1:02:32 Caller Well, I like interesting, make it more interesting, more fun and he's just not into it.

1:02:37 Drew What would that mean?

1:02:38 Caller Well, doing a variety of things.

1:02:42 Caller Like what?

1:02:44 Caller Oral sex, different positions and he's just not into it.

1:02:50 Hot Hot Heat Have you broached the subject with him?

1:02:52 Caller Yes.

1:02:53 Drew Maybe he's not the guy for you.

1:02:56 Caller Well, I mean, I really care about him. You know, and I just feel like...

1:03:02 Adam He doesn't want to get involved with oral sex?

1:03:05 Drew Adam, I know that's hard for you to imagine.

1:03:07 Adam Well, hold on. I want to know who's on what end. Oh. Yeah.

1:03:11 Caller What?

1:03:11 Adam He doesn't want to perform it on you?

1:03:14 Caller No.

1:03:15 Adam Okay. But what about...

1:03:16 Drew Receiving...

1:03:17 Adam .you on him?

1:03:18 Hot Hot Heat How old is your guy?

1:03:20 Caller He's 17.

1:03:21 Adam 17.

1:03:21 Drew He doesn't want to receive either?

1:03:23 Caller No.

1:03:24 Adam This is an outrage.

1:03:25 Drew Adam, I know you. I was trying to shield you from this. Too late.

1:03:29 Adam I'm now upset.

1:03:30 Drew Yeah, I bet.

1:03:31 Adam Wow. Well...

1:03:32 Hot Hot Heat What about his friends? Do his friends look at you?

1:03:35 Caller Um, I don't know a lot about his friends.

1:03:37 Caller They go to school.

1:03:39 Hot Hot Heat Uh-oh.

1:03:40 Drew Does he take you around as his girlfriend?

1:03:43 Caller What?

1:03:44 Drew Does he think... are you boyfriend and girlfriend?

1:03:46 Caller Yeah.

1:03:47 Drew And he takes you around to meet his family and his friends and things?

1:03:50 Caller Well, I've never met his family before.

1:03:53 Drew And you've never met his friends?

1:03:55 Caller Well, I've met some of his friends, but... I mean, I don't know them that well.

1:03:59 Adam Alright. Well, let's figure this out. Are you using protection?

1:04:03 Caller Yes.

1:04:04 Drew What are you using?

1:04:06 Caller Uh, condoms.

1:04:08 Adam Paul?

1:04:09 Caller Good.

1:04:10 Adam Did you have something?

1:04:11 Caller Uh, I was gonna ask something.

1:04:14 Hot Hot Heat How long have you been going?

1:04:17 Caller For about a year and a half. Wow.

1:04:19 Caller Okay, that was a question, actually.

1:04:21 Adam All right. See? You guys are like old married couple.

1:04:23 Drew A year and a half and you've not met his friends and not met his family.

1:04:25 Hot Hot Heat Yeah, maybe you're at the end of really your relationship. Or maybe you've gone through your 40 years already.

1:04:30 Drew Maybe there wasn't really a relationship. How often do you see him?

1:04:33 Caller Um, I see him like maybe twice a week.

1:04:37 Caller Do you go to the same school?

1:04:39 Caller No.

1:04:39 Caller No?

1:04:40 Drew Okay.

1:04:40 Adam Melanie?

1:04:41 Caller Yes.

1:04:42 Adam All right, let me talk some sense to you for a second. You sound like one of these people that's sort of confused by life in general, not only your relationship, but most facets of life. It seems like you're calling from maybe the 40s in a different part of the country.

1:04:59 Hot Hot Heat Tom Sonnet?

1:05:00 Adam Yeah, Dag Namit. So listen, A, you can't let this guy get you pregnant. That's number one. That's good. That's good. B, you need to go ahead and talk to him about things you'd like to do and directions you'd like to go. So if he's not willing to explore those things, then it may be time to move on.

1:05:19 Drew Not so much that it's not being harsh in the sense of saying, well, if he doesn't want to do the things you want to do, but if he's not willing to sort of reciprocate and allow for something along the lines of what you need, you like, and try to make that work for him, even if it's just slowly moving in that direction, that's somebody who doesn't care, or somebody who's so rigid that you're not going to be able to get through to him.

1:05:41 Adam You got to take one for the team and if that means getting a BJ for The Love of Christ, it's never been one to take one for a team. They're not asking you to lean into a fastball or anything, they're trying to get a BJ for Christ's sake. By the way, nobody receives better than the Ace.

1:05:58 Drew You're going to show these guys? You're going to show them? No, don't do it.

1:06:01 Hot Hot Heat I'll show them.

1:06:01 Drew Here you go, guys. You're in for quite a treat. This is quite a treat.

1:06:05 Hot Hot Heat Are my hands rubbing?

1:06:06 Adam Let me say this. Let me just preface this by saying a lot of guys brag about their sexual prowess, you know, what they can do to a woman, how long they can last, whether you can go down on her, they can make her eyes roll around like pinwheels. Well, let me say this. I don't brag about that. I don't play that card. I do say that nobody receives oral better than me. You know what I'm saying? It is. I think it is.

1:06:32 Hot Hot Heat It's still bragging.

1:06:34 Adam It is, it is, it is, but you know, when you can back it up, well, show me.

1:06:39 Drew What do you got for me? Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Bragging would mean him bringing this up all the time. He actually only chooses people to share this. This is sharing. This is not bragging. I'm just stating the fact.

1:06:50 Caller Here's my question. What's the proof?

1:06:52 Drew He'll show you.

1:06:53 Adam I'm going to show you.

1:06:55 Caller I mean, you bring your wife in and we'll shut up.

1:06:57 Drew You're about to see the proof.

1:06:58 Adam Yeah. You can do the math.

1:07:01 Drew Just watch.

1:07:02 Adam Behold. Behold. Are you ready? All right.

1:07:07 Drew You got to concentrate, guys. Hey, the master worked here.

1:07:11 Adam Can we pot the peanut gallery down just a little bit so I can, you know, get them out of my head a little? Done.

1:07:17 Drew Little music. Little music.

1:07:19 Caller Set it up for you.

1:07:20 Drew Little background music. Little ranchero music. Oh, there we go.

1:07:25 Adam Hey.

1:07:26 Drew Behold, gentlemen. Concentrate.

1:07:29 Caller I'm disrespectful.

1:07:31 Adam You know, every once in a while, I throw in one of these. Oh, yeah.

1:07:36 Hot Hot Heat Oh, yeah.

1:07:39 Adam Yeah, it's nice.

1:07:41 Drew And there you go.

1:07:41 Caller Yeah, that's it.

1:07:42 Hot Hot Heat That's it.

1:07:42 Drew Very nice.

1:07:43 Adam Yeah.

1:07:43 Caller Paul.

1:07:43 Drew Paul Slavergast.

1:07:44 Caller Look at Paul.

1:07:46 Adam Paul just looked like he looked in the eyes of God. Oh, yeah. It's like Paul was mesmerized.

1:07:52 Hot Hot Heat Doing the slow clap. Yeah.

1:07:55 Drew The Griffin.

1:07:57 Adam Wow.

1:07:57 Hot Hot Heat Wow.

1:07:58 Adam Wow.

1:07:58 Hot Hot Heat Now I know I've been proven wrong.

1:08:02 Adam Yeah.

1:08:03 Hot Hot Heat A few times.

1:08:04 Adam And here's the thing. Look, you guys are all fine at receiving. I'm sure there's no complaints, but don't...

1:08:10 Caller I've been told likewise, actually.

1:08:13 Adam Don't try to bite off more than you can chew. What?

1:08:16 Hot Hot Heat Yeah, what?

1:08:17 Adam What was that?

1:08:17 Hot Hot Heat Bite off more than I can chew.

1:08:21 Adam You get hurt, you go play with the big boy. That's all I'm saying.

1:08:24 Drew Be careful, be careful. I've seen things happen.

1:08:25 Adam And it's like anything. A goal makes it look easy. I mean, you know, you sit around, you have a few beers, you watch a fight on TV. You're like, oh, I could get in there. I could... No, no. You could get hurt. You know what I'm saying?

1:08:36 Drew Yes.

1:08:36 Adam And I say that with respect.

1:08:37 Drew These gentlemen are fools. They wouldn't dare. Oh, no, no. They would not dare.

1:08:41 Adam All right.

1:08:42 Caller You had the champion.

1:08:43 Adam Yeah. Drew knows. Now, I got the belt. There's no doubt about it.

1:08:48 Drew And the wind jacket.

1:08:49 Caller Yeah.

1:08:50 Caller Awesome.

1:08:51 Adam Hot Hot Heat in studio tonight. Going to hear something off the elevator CD out April 5th. And we'll be right back after this. Yeah, buddy, it's the Loveline of Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Paul Dustin here from Hot Hot Heat. Hi. Elevator, name of the CD, out April 5th. We're going to hear something else off of that CD after we hear one call.

1:09:23 Caller Drew?

1:09:24 Adam Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm, you want to do that saw thing?

1:09:27 Drew Oh, that's a good idea.

1:09:28 Adam Did you do that yet?

1:09:29 Drew No, it's a very wise idea.

1:09:30 Adam Do it.

1:09:31 Drew Okay, the fact is that everyone who's over 18 that calls in tonight will get the DVD Saw, which is on sale now. For those of you that don't call in. And those of you that do get the DVD will qualify for a trip, or for a drawing for a trip to Derbyshire, England, to see the Heavy Metal Concert Bloodstock. Because, Adam, every puzzle has its pieces.

1:09:48 Adam I disagree.

1:09:50 Drew Every puzzle.

1:09:51 Adam I see puzzles is mono pieced units, normally.

1:09:57 Drew That would be a picture.

1:09:59 Adam Oh, all right, well, let me ask you a question. That painting, Blue Boy, puzzle, right?

1:10:05 Drew Yeah. No, a picture. There might be a puzzle of it.

1:10:08 Adam But the one that's at the Louvre?

1:10:10 Drew No, it hangs at the Huntington Library.

1:10:12 Adam Huntington Library? What? Blue Boy is at the Huntington Library in Pasadena?

1:10:17 Drew Who went pink here in Pasadena?

1:10:18 Adam And pinkie? Where's the brain? Why isn't it at the Louvre?

1:10:23 Drew That's where the brain is. No, uh, yeah, that's, you know, those are like Gainsborough and Reynolds paintings that are here.

1:10:28 Adam Who's that, a Dutch guy?

1:10:29 Drew Who did Blue Boy? British, I think.

1:10:32 Adam Stephanie?

1:10:33 Drew Yeah. Look that up.

1:10:34 Adam All right.

1:10:34 Drew Dutch. Nah, it's Gainsborough and Reynolds, isn't it? Joshua Reynolds?

1:10:38 Adam I don't know. Stephanie?

1:10:40 Yeah.

1:10:43 Adam You're 18?

1:10:44 Caller Yeah.

1:10:45 Drew Blue Boy.

1:10:45 Adam What's up? Blue Boy. Hold on a second. If our engineer looks up Blue Boy, do you know how many porn rags are gonna pop up?

1:10:54 Caller No, no, no, put it in quotations and then put it up plus-

1:10:56 Drew Blue Boy, Huntington Library.

1:10:58 Caller Plus-

1:10:59 Drew Blue Boy, Huntington Library.

1:11:00 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:11:01 Caller But put it in quotations plus Huntington Library.

1:11:03 Adam Yeah, you just go Blue Boy and you're gonna vomit when that thing goes.

1:11:08 Drew You're right.

1:11:09 Caller You're gonna get a sack of worms.

1:11:10 Drew What I like is that you knew that.

1:11:12 Adam Thank you.

1:11:12 Drew Appreciate that.

1:11:13 Adam Stephanie?

1:11:14 Caller Yeah.

1:11:14 Adam You're 18?

1:11:15 Caller Yes, I am.

1:11:16 Adam There's also a painting called Colt Roundup I'd like you to look for. Stephanie?

1:11:25 Caller Yeah.

1:11:25 Adam All right. Go ahead.

1:11:27 Caller Um, me, I have a boyfriend and we have sex and it feels really good. But every time that I get close to having an orgasm, I can't do it. Like, it just cuts off.

1:11:37 Drew Are you afraid you're gonna, like, urinate or anything? Any kind of discomfort like that?

1:11:41 Caller No, it feels really good. And I'm like...

1:11:42 Drew It just stops?

1:11:43 Caller Yeah, it just totally stops. And I didn't know if it was...

1:11:45 Drew Yeah, you guys are that way too, I know you think. Get real close. No, no, no, no.

1:11:49 Adam Yeah. That's what I do every time I have sex. I'm like, ah, stop. Don't touch it.

1:11:53 Caller I don't. Don't touch it. Like in reverse, you're trying to...

1:11:58 Drew Stop. Women do this, men don't.

1:12:01 Adam We're being facetious.

1:12:02 Drew And at 18, you're just about coming online. Some women take about 18 to 20 before the orgasmic function really gets established. And part of it is getting to know things, and part of it is the biological development. So it's going to happen, I'm sure, Stephanie. Just kind of work with it. Tell your boyfriend what you like.

1:12:18 Caller Just hang in there, slugger.

1:12:20 Adam Okay. All right, it's all going to work out. You're fine. All right, don't push too hard.

1:12:25 Drew These guys want to play a song.

1:12:26 Caller Or if it's like normal or...

1:12:28 Drew No, it's going to happen. I mean, maybe try some oral sex that will really bring it around.

1:12:31 Adam Yeah, not yourself, though. Get the guy to do that, all right?

1:12:35 Caller I really enjoy oral sex.

1:12:36 Drew Ooh. Well, maybe it's how he's doing it or what he wants.

1:12:40 Caller Well, I've never had him do it, but I don't really enjoy it.

1:12:45 Adam So hypothetically you don't enjoy it or you have had it from other guys?

1:12:49 Caller I've had it before, and it wasn't really enjoyable, so I just, I don't know, I like deeper penetration, I guess.

1:12:57 Adam Mm-mm. Okay. You might want to let this guy, give this guy a shot in the oral realm. Maybe he'll turn your head around with it.

1:13:07 Drew All right. Yeah.

1:13:09 Adam Let me say this. I used to say that about pate. I didn't think I liked pate.

1:13:13 Drew Until?

1:13:14 Adam I had some good pate.

1:13:15 Drew And then turned your head around.

1:13:16 Adam I went to a nice French restaurant, I spread it on bread, and it was good.

1:13:19 Drew Turned your head.

1:13:20 Adam I said okay.

1:13:21 Drew I hear that.

1:13:21 Adam Now I'm a different man. Now, also, what if I said that about oral? But I never went and tried it again.

1:13:27 Drew Speaking of oral, explain to these guys how often sort of women complain about how tough they've got with oral sex, and you kind of straighten them out with that one time.

1:13:35 Adam I did.

1:13:35 Drew With the analogy, yeah. It was very nice.

1:13:39 Adam Recall. I was, well, jeez, I was... Women do a lot of complaining about performing oral on guys, whereas guys feel, pardon the pun, like we have to keep a stiff upper lip. Like, guys can't complain about anything sexually, because we're guys, and we're glad to be there, but here's basically what I got to say to the ladies. What would you rather put your face on or in? Would you like a nice corndog or an abalone?

1:14:09 Drew Raw. Raw abalone. Live abalone.

1:14:11 Adam I'm talking about burying your face.

1:14:12 Caller You're giving millions of women issues now, thinking that their nether region is the equivalent of an abalone.

1:14:18 Hot Hot Heat I asked you who's covered in delicious cornbread, though?

1:14:21 Adam Yeah, I had golden.

1:14:23 Caller Golden cornbread.

1:14:24 Hot Hot Heat Deep-fried.

1:14:25 Adam Yeah. I wonder if you could do that.

1:14:28 Hot Hot Heat I might go for a deep-fried corndog.

1:14:31 Adam That would be an awesome...

1:14:32 Hot Hot Heat What are you saying, Paul?

1:14:34 Adam Wait a minute.

1:14:35 Hot Hot Heat I'm saying let's go for a snack, guys.

1:14:37 Adam That would be an awesome piece of work where you... Just dig this. It's a conceptual art piece.

1:14:43 Drew Dig your vibe.

1:14:43 Adam I deep-prime my joint.

1:14:45 Drew It's happening.

1:14:46 Adam And what I do is I just put a bunch of batter on it.

1:14:49 Drew So much that you don't feel the heat?

1:14:51 Adam So much.

1:14:52 Caller Hot Hot Heat.

1:14:53 Drew Yeah.

1:14:53 Adam No. Here's what I would do. I would put like a foil condiment, you know, and then I would cover it in tempura batter, and then I would drop it in quickly and quickly deep fry it, and then I would have a tempura penis. Huh?

1:15:09 Caller Yeah. But what if you just kept it in for like 0.5 seconds too long? And you might be really, really screwed.

1:15:15 Adam Well, that's the art. That's the art.

1:15:17 Caller Fair enough.

1:15:18 Adam Fair enough.

1:15:19 Hot Hot Heat Sushi is an art.

1:15:20 Adam That's how the art goes. But I would much rather do the corn dog batter with that nice corn, you know, the nice gold corn on it. It'd be awesome.

1:15:30 Hot Hot Heat It would really open the bag of worms.

1:15:32 Adam It'd be really cool and I'd have like an exhibition and an exhibit at the same time be happening. It'd be great if I was standing there showing everybody and a dog got loose and just clamped right on you.

1:15:44 Drew Just like the corn dog toys.

1:15:45 Adam That'd be horrible.

1:15:46 Drew Think of the contraption you'd set up for the dipping procedure.

1:15:48 Adam Awesome.

1:15:48 Drew You'd have yourself lying down with something sticking.

1:15:51 Adam And it'd be like people would be like.

1:15:53 Drew Then you could control it with a little pull of yourself.

1:15:56 Adam I would let, yeah, I'd have to get some pros involved. Maybe get the folks from Dr. Wienerschnitzel going with this.

1:16:02 Drew Fear factor would be involved with this too.

1:16:03 Adam Yeah, and just lower myself down. Plus, I'd need to work it that way to get the hang.

1:16:08 Drew Right, right.

1:16:09 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:16:09 Hot Hot Heat And if it didn't work out, you could donate your penis to art.

1:16:13 Drew Hot Hot Heat.

1:16:14 Adam Yeah, gonna hear a song off the elevator CD. And this one.

1:16:20 Caller I think it's not actually.

1:16:21 Adam Oh, it is.

1:16:21 Caller It's already interject. It's actually from the first, not the first record, but the last record.

1:16:27 Adam Oh, it is.

1:16:28 Caller Yes, it's from Make It The Breakdown.

1:16:29 Adam Alright, it's called Bandages.

1:16:33 Caller I think that was the plan for the concert.

1:20:03 Adam Everybody, hold up close. I've got the ace man is anchoring down this tug-of-war. That is a little Hot Hot Heat for you. We will take one more call, and then we'll go to Brian. Ryan, why does he have to beat off after sex?

1:20:22 Hot Hot Heat Uh-huh, all right.

1:20:25 Adam Ryan?

1:20:26 Caller How you guys doing?

1:20:27 Adam Good, you're 21, what's up?

1:20:29 Caller I'd just like to say that I'm a big fan of the show, and you guys are great.

1:20:32 Adam Thank you.

1:20:34 Caller Yeah, I've been with my girlfriend for, we're almost gonna go be together for about a year. And everything's good, you know, I love her, and the sex is real good. And it's just that, I don't know, like before I have sex with her, I like to masturbate. And then after I'm done having sex with her, like I'll take her home, and I can't wait to masturbate again.

1:20:54 Adam Wow.

1:20:54 Caller I don't know if it's a problem or, you know, I'm a healthy 21 year old man.

1:20:59 Drew Got some energy. Why don't you double down with your girlfriend?

1:21:02 Caller Well, I, you'll see it's the time thing, like, you know, like, it's, I only see her on some, like I go to school full time and I work full time. So I don't get it.

1:21:09 Drew When you are actually with her, why don't you do a couple of rounds with her?

1:21:13 Caller I do. And then, I don't know, it's just like, and then again later.

1:21:17 Drew So as Adam often says, it's good, but it's not the real thing.

1:21:21 Adam Yeah, the sex? Yeah. Yeah, it's a nice substitute for beating off, you know, in a pinch, but it's never going to be beating off.

1:21:28 Drew I mean, it's like, yeah, it's like, I'm sorry, I might offend you with that, but yeah.

1:21:32 Adam Tofu dogs ever going to be, you know, ballpark frank?

1:21:36 Drew No.

1:21:36 Adam No, I mean, it's okay, any port in a storm, but it's never, never, never going to substitute for the real thing. Yeah.

1:21:45 Drew Of course.

1:21:46 Adam Well, look, guys, especially guys like Ryan and young, you know, 21 year old guys, they got a lot of wind in their sail. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're eager for the fray and, and having sex is sort of, it's, it's like, they can't believe they're having sex. He may still be at that phase.

1:22:03 Drew Pass it right by.

1:22:04 Adam He actually has to like fantasize about what he was doing 20 minutes ago.

1:22:08 Drew Right.

1:22:09 Adam Yeah. I mean, that's the, that's the mode. Is that you, Ryan?

1:22:14 Caller Yeah, exactly that.

1:22:15 Adam Yeah. Well, because you, you were masturbating a lot, fantasizing about having sex, and now you're having sex, but it almost doesn't feel real.

1:22:22 Drew Then he has to go masturbate about what he just did.

1:22:25 Adam Yeah.

1:22:26 Drew What he might have done.

1:22:26 Adam How many women have you been with?

1:22:29 Caller Like three.

1:22:30 Adam Okay.

1:22:30 Drew Like three?

1:22:31 Adam I'm called two.

1:22:34 Drew Three.

1:22:35 Adam And this is the first long term one?

1:22:41 Caller Yes, it is.

1:22:42 Adam Right. She's letting him do stuff to her, and it's exciting to him.

1:22:46 Drew Yeah.

1:22:46 Adam All right, that's fine.

1:22:48 Caller So there's nothing wrong or anything?

1:22:49 Drew No. Well, you gotta be cute, watch out. I mean, if you're having consequences for the amount of masturbating, like you're getting in, spending money or having legal problems or health problems, that sort of thing, then you want to look at it.

1:22:58 Adam Or you're actually doing it on the road on your way home.

1:23:01 Drew Dangerously on the road. Yes.

1:23:03 Adam Yeah.

1:23:05 Drew Not safely the way you do it.

1:23:06 Adam Are you doing it? Yes. Are you doing it on the road? No, I'm not.

1:23:10 Drew How dare you, Adam.

1:23:11 Hot Hot Heat Why don't we do it in the road?

1:23:13 Adam Can be done.

1:23:13 Caller Why don't we? I'm telling you.

1:23:15 Drew Adam does. Oh, you on the road.

1:23:17 Hot Hot Heat Why don't we do it in the road?

1:23:19 Adam That's a beatle's thing, Drew. It's music, buddy. They're in a band.

1:23:23 Drew Got it.

1:23:24 Adam Drew, what don't you know about what?

1:23:26 Drew Don't know about why we don't do it on the road.

1:23:28 Adam Beatles?

1:23:28 Drew I know about the Beatles. I don't know about why we don't do it on the road.

1:23:31 Hot Hot Heat That's the question. That's the question.

1:23:33 Adam All right. I'm going to yell at Drew while we're going to the bathroom. Hot Hot Heat and Studio Night. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dustin Paul here from Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Heat. Elevator, name of the CD, out on the 5th of April. All right. Let's power through a few more calls before we got to hit the road. Joe?

1:24:00 Caller Hey, what's up, guys? I just want to start off by saying I'm a big fan of you guys, man. All right? You guys are pretty awesome.

1:24:05 Adam Thank you, Joe.

1:24:07 Caller All right. Well, here's my question, man. All right. Here's my question. It's about man breath. You know what? Mine are... they're growing, dude. And it's like...

1:24:16 Adam Bouncy, bouncy.

1:24:17 Caller What's that?

1:24:18 Adam Yeah.

1:24:19 Caller Yeah, they're getting embarrassing. I mean, even the way I dress, I don't go to beaches. I don't go to pools. And I want to know if the procedure, if it's painful, or do you guys cut skin off, man? What can I do? I'm even afraid to do push-ups, bro. This is honest. You know what I mean?

1:24:34 Drew Joe, do you smoke a lot of pot?

1:24:36 Caller I used to.

1:24:37 Drew All right. That's one of the ways you can get this problem. Are you overweight?

1:24:41 Caller Yeah. Well, I weigh 225.

1:24:45 Drew That's another thing you can do to bring the boobs down, is lose about 30 pounds.

1:24:48 Adam Well, how tall are you?

1:24:50 Caller I'm 23.

1:24:51 Drew How tall are you?

1:24:53 Adam Well, he's 23 centimeters.

1:24:55 Drew 6'1?

1:24:56 Caller Yeah, I'm about 6 even.

1:24:58 Drew 6 even. You can stand and lose 20, 30 pounds, okay? Then, pot and alcohol, are you drinking very much?

1:25:07 Caller I've cut down on it.

1:25:08 Drew All right. Well, beer and alcohol is the other thing that will give you the man. So, those are the three things you want to do. Lose weight, stop smoking, pot, stop drinking.

1:25:14 Adam It's got a bad connection.

1:25:15 Drew They may go away by themselves. Now, the next thing is...

1:25:18 Adam That's going to help. Hold on. Let's face it. Some guys genetically get that in.

1:25:23 Drew Absolutely. Some guys just get it in. There's a difference between the fat distribution, just a heavy fat load there, which is bad enough, versus the actual breast tissue development. There's a breast tissue development that can be an endocrinological problem that does need to be evaluated. If that's what you have, that's a surgery. They have to cut to take that out.

1:25:41 Adam What if they take care of the endocrine problem?

1:25:43 Drew Sometimes it goes away if they take care of the endocrine problem.

1:25:45 Adam Well, all right then.

1:25:46 Drew Absolutely. But Dolphin, they have to cut on that one. But the other one, which is the more common thing, is just fat and they are doing liposuction with that.

1:25:53 Adam Oh, really?

1:25:54 Drew In fact, I'm going to go do that surgery in about a couple weeks.

1:25:56 Adam Yeah, you look fine.

1:25:57 Drew No, no, not on me. I'm going to go assist him.

1:25:59 Adam In that case, you look like hell.

1:26:01 Drew Discovery Health. All right. And so, then that's a pretty simple procedure. It's not that painful. And it's probably, yeah, it's probably fairly expensive, but not.

1:26:09 Hot Hot Heat Well, it's a last resort, though.

1:26:11 Adam Couple grand.

1:26:12 Drew No, not last resort. It's usually pretty, pretty early on in the deal there.

1:26:16 Hot Hot Heat Give it the weed, give it the beer, go for a run.

1:26:19 Caller I agree with that. Start exercising.

1:26:20 Drew Well, what Adam is saying is that even, some guys just got it in spite of that.

1:26:23 Adam Yeah, here's the thing. When your 23-year-old guy like Joe and man boobs starts springing in, even if you're what you'd call husky, that just means you have those tendencies. And I agree, it's like, it's the same as any surgery, like gastro bypass surgery or something. Try to lose the weight, try to exercise, try to eat right, try to do the stuff that doesn't involve going under the knife. And then if that doesn't work, you go under the knife. All right, let's, and price-wise, who knows? You can check it out.

1:26:55 Drew I'm gonna check it all out. All right, prices. Find out the price of the penis enlargement too.

1:26:59 Adam All right, Chelsea?

1:27:01 Hello?

1:27:02 Adam You're 18?

1:27:02 Drew Uh-uh, now we can gamble.

1:27:04 Adam Oh, yeah, keep talking.

1:27:06 A, B, C, D, C, E, F, G.

1:27:09 Adam Yeah, do the alphabet for us.

1:27:11 Hello?

1:27:12 Adam Hello?

1:27:13 Hi.

1:27:13 Drew Hi.

1:27:14 Hi.

1:27:16 Adam Hi.

1:27:17 I think you guys are awesome.

1:27:19 Adam Thank you.

1:27:20 Drew Thank you.

1:27:20 By the way.

1:27:21 Drew Um.

1:27:21 Adam You're from Sunland, by the way.

1:27:23 Yeah. Yeah.

1:27:26 Adam People, people in the riverside make fun of people in Sunland.

1:27:30 Hot Hot Heat No terrain there.

1:27:31 Drew Horrible.

1:27:32 Hot Hot Heat Not even bad.

1:27:33 Drew Horrible.

1:27:33 Hot Hot Heat None.

1:27:34 Adam Yeah.

1:27:35 Caller Yeah.

1:27:35 Adam They're praying for some bad terrain so they have some terrain. Yeah. That's horrible. What the hell are you doing in Sunland, sweetie pea?

1:27:44 Caller Um, I don't know.

1:27:47 Adam All right. Well, your dad's a failure. You have to get out of there.

1:27:50 I'm trying. Trust me.

1:27:52 Adam Okay. All right. So what's up? Were you ever molested?

1:27:56 Um, no.

1:27:58 Adam All right. No physical abuse?

1:28:00 No.

1:28:02 Hot Hot Heat Siring iron?

1:28:03 No.

1:28:04 Adam Nothing. All right. What's your question?

1:28:06 Um, okay. So I've been dating this guy for about five months now and he's the great guy. Like, I'm not in love with him but, um, I'm really attracted to him and I think he's great. But, um, when I have sex with him, I think about my best friend who happens to be a girl. But I'm not, I'm not a lesbian or anything.

1:28:35 Drew But you're not into this guy. You're just trying to find ways to, A, get yourself out of that moment with a guy you don't really even want to be in that kind of relationship with. B, find some kind of way of evoking arousal.

1:28:47 Mm.

1:28:47 Adam Knowing Chuckle from Chelsea and Sondland.

1:28:50 Drew Yeah. Chelsea and, Chelsea Chuckle. And, Chelsea, I think.

1:28:54 Adam Remember that dance swept through the United States?

1:28:57 Drew The Chelsea Chuckle?

1:28:58 Adam Early 60s, late 50s.

1:29:00 Drew Oh, yeah. It was before that.

1:29:01 Adam Oh, it was even before.

1:29:02 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:29:03 Adam Early 50s.

1:29:04 Hot Hot Heat It was in Canada. It was huge in Canada.

1:29:05 Drew Oh, really?

1:29:06 Adam Made it all the way up to Canada. Wow.

1:29:08 Hot Hot Heat This thing.

1:29:09 Drew Well, I think...

1:29:12 Adam Chelsea?

1:29:13 Drew Yeah. Chelsea should chuck her boyfriend.

1:29:15 Adam Are you sure? Are you sure? Maybe she's just having intimacy problems.

1:29:19 Drew She said, I'm not in love with this guy. I don't really like him that way. All this kind of stuff. All these qualifiers. But I'm so attracted.

1:29:25 Adam She said she liked him.

1:29:25 I like him.

1:29:26 Drew I'm so attracted, but I'm not in love with him.

1:29:28 Well, I don't believe in love right away.

1:29:32 Adam All right. Now there's intimacy. Where's your dad?

1:29:37 I'm sleeping.

1:29:39 Drew Aha.

1:29:41 Adam In prison?

1:29:45 Drew Witchy woman.

1:29:46 Adam What did he do? Who betrayed you?

1:29:50 Caller No.

1:29:52 Adam Who made you not trust?

1:29:55 No.

1:29:55 Adam Who was that? Who's sleeping? Is that your stepdad?

1:29:59 No. My real dad.

1:30:00 Adam Your real dad. Where's your real mom?

1:30:02 Caller Aha.

1:30:03 I don't really know actually.

1:30:06 Caller Oh, here we go.

1:30:07 Adam It's on now. You don't know where your real mom is. That's, that's, that's heavy.

1:30:13 Caller Have you met your real mother?

1:30:15 My parents divorced when I was four.

1:30:17 Drew Yeah, but the fact that you didn't go with the mom speaks volumes about her.

1:30:20 Adam Yeah, where, yeah, where is she now?

1:30:23 Um, like I said, I don't know.

1:30:25 Adam You haven't seen her since you were four?

1:30:27 Hot Hot Heat Thinking about your friend?

1:30:29 Drew That's heavy.

1:30:30 Adam That's super heavy. I mean, look, here is the, obviously your mother was a drug addict.

1:30:34 Drew Yeah.

1:30:35 Adam Because you can't take a woman and pry her.

1:30:37 Drew Chelsea, that's not funny. It's not funny. It's not a fact.

1:30:40 Adam You took my wife and tried to get the dog that she's had for two months away from her. She would club you.

1:30:45 Drew And not only that, no court would take it away from her.

1:30:47 Adam Yeah. Well, I actually know some guys and work on some stuff. I want to get rid of the dog. The point is, is, uh, you, uh, mom was a drug addict, obviously, and that freaks a four-year-old out. I mean, you know, it's one thing if she's, uh, you know, four months, but four years.

1:31:05 Hot Hot Heat Well, well, what do you know about your mom? She left when you were four. What do you know about her?

1:31:09 I know that she's Asian.

1:31:12 Drew Asian from Chelsea all the way.

1:31:14 Hot Hot Heat Okay.

1:31:14 Adam Wow.

1:31:15 Drew Yeah.

1:31:15 Adam What else?

1:31:16 Well, I'm half, half Asian.

1:31:19 Adam Yeah.

1:31:20 My dad's white.

1:31:21 Adam Right. And, uh, and what else?

1:31:23 Um, that she was a waitress.

1:31:28 Adam And you've never seen her since you were four?

1:31:30 Yeah.

1:31:31 Adam And you don't know if she's dead or alive or anything?

1:31:33 Well, I know she's alive, but I don't know where she is. Oh, worse.

1:31:37 Adam She's not, she's not coming after you.

1:31:39 Drew That's heavy.

1:31:39 Adam All right. She had serious problems. Um, God knows what, uh, took you away from her, but these are things you have to look into, Chelsea.

1:31:46 Drew You should talk to your dad a little bit about what actually went down.

1:31:49 Adam Absolutely.

1:31:49 Drew Yeah. All right.

1:31:50 Adam Well, we knew something was brewing.

1:31:52 Drew So we call make a cohesive narrative of your life. Come to terms with it.

1:31:55 Adam We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this. Well, that's the show, everybody. Where did the time go?

1:32:04 Drew It's good times.

1:32:05 Adam Yeah. It was a blue bind.

1:32:09 Hot Hot Heat Thanks for having us, guys.

1:32:10 Adam Hey, our pleasure.

1:32:11 Hot Hot Heat I had a great time.

1:32:12 Adam Great band. Come back anytime you like.

1:32:15 Drew In fact, soon as we can say they've been here before.

1:32:17 Adam Right.

1:32:17 Drew Which we assumed you've been already.

1:32:19 Adam Continuity. Elevator, name of the new CD out the 5th of April. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahala.

1:32:28 Drew Down is lose about 30 pounds.

1:32:30 Adam Well, how tall are you?

1:32:32 Caller I'm 23.

1:32:34 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:32:38 Caller The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station.

1:32:46 Adam The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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