Episode 1000674636305

3:50 Adam Yeah, Love Line, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew, board. Award Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. Woo, get it on. Boy, I tell you what, right now. Looking good, Drew.

4:04 Drew Yeah.

4:05 Adam All right, so here's what's going on. Couple of quick things before we go to the phones, because let me tell you something, Drew. You know what this show is?

4:12 Drew What's this show?

4:13 Adam It's not about me, it's not about you.

4:14 It's about the callers.

4:15 Adam It's about the callers.

4:16 Drew And the cash register, which is you.

4:18 Adam That right here, buddy.

4:18 Drew Right there, yeah, I see.

4:20 Adam Now here's, thank you, here's the thing. The, we were saying that the Loveline bidding, the tsunami relief bidding that was going on to be a guest on this show. Come in, sit down, sit with us.

4:32 Drew Well, let's reset it. Go ahead. That the mother station here in Southern California, K-Rock, from which the show initiates, has a tsunami relief auction going on. And one of the things up for auction for bid was to be a guest on Loveline. And as we left it on Thursday, the bid was up to $11,000, some gentleman from Boston.

4:49 Adam Yes.

4:49 Drew We just heard that just as it closed out on Friday, somebody bid $15,000. And that person has not been identified for us yet. So we would use his name.

4:58 Adam Right.

4:59 Drew Believefully.

4:59 Adam Yeah. And this is, by the way, you know, as a quasi celebrity, me being a C-list celebrity, Drew, unclear D or F, I don't know if F is no celebrity. Is there an F celebrity? That's F is your gardener.

5:16 Drew Right.

5:17 Adam Everybody's not celebrities in F celebrity.

5:19 Drew F means you fail, but you're not.

5:20 Adam You're out.

5:21 Drew You're out. Incomplete.

5:22 Adam You get credit for the class. Right.

5:23 Drew It's incomplete.

5:24 Adam Okay. So unfair to call Drew an F celebrity, but D minus.

5:30 Drew D's fair.

5:31 Adam D's fair. D minus.

5:32 Drew How dare you, F?

5:33 Adam How dare you? I didn't know if an F was as low as it went. Now that I know it's as low, now that I know that, you know, well, engineer Chris, yeah. Okay. Now, the janitor's an F, I'm moving you up the D minus, brother.

5:47 Drew I appreciate that.

5:48 Adam The point is this, once in a while, you get in these situations, it's like you're doing a book signing, you're doing a calendar signing for the station, you're doing some sort of thing, or there's some charity auction, where they're going to auction off lunch with, and your greatest fear is that you just go for $33.22.

6:05 Drew There's a converse fear. There's to go for $3,300. It's like, oh my God.

6:10 Adam No.

6:11 Drew The guilt is guilty.

6:11 Adam No, that is not the converse fear of the D slash C celebrity. The fear is that you're going to put Loveline up there with all these other things, have Pennywise plate your house, go to lunch with the striker, get a guitar signed by whatever band, have Travis from Blink 182 give you guitar lessons, so on and so forth, all of these things, and you think everything's going to get 20 grand, and you're going to get 85 bucks. That's the fear. So it's nice to kick everyone else's ass. It's not a competition. I'm not saying it's a competition, Drew. We're raising money for the course, the tsunami relief, but it's nice to go off at the top of the pyramid. Yes.

6:54 Drew However, from my standpoint, I do have the converse fear, which is that of guilt, which is, oh my God, this guy's paying so much money for this. Well, how are we going to live up to it? It's like, haha.

7:05 Adam Well, you can show up, you can not headbutt the mic.

7:08 Drew No, you may be looking forward to that.

7:10 Adam Oh, well, all right.

7:11 We don't know what you want.

7:11 Adam You should just do what you normally do. All right, well, you just sit there like a stugots and bang your head against the mic the whole time while I carry the show. If he wants the usual show. All right, that's beautiful.

7:23 No, he's just donating money to the tsunami relief and you guys are like a novelty prize, right?

7:27 Adam Right, that's the way I look at it too. He's donating money and he would have done it anyway. These guys, by the way, would have given money, yes?

7:36 Drew I would think.

7:37 Adam All right, so God bless him. 15 grand. I'm going to give myself an extra pass of deodorant. I normally go boom, boom, like down and up. Now, it's back again. Once more around the park.

7:49 Drew He'll be expecting some talc too. You better come in on a cloud.

7:52 Adam I will talc up. Tomorrow night, we have a couple of guests from one of my favorite new shows, Lost. And that is the brother sister team on the island, which is great. Not only both great looking, but they hate each other, which is perfect because the brother can't stand his dizzy headed blonde sister.

8:11 Drew Except he's getting mad at the guys that talk to her.

8:13 Adam Yeah. Well, couldn't imagine. So both of them are coming on the show tomorrow night. I was just thinking to myself, everyone is so good looking on that show. Even the people that aren't supposed to be good looking are actually good looking. Yeah. The question is, what if that was a Southwest flight? Could you imagine?

8:32 Drew They have one guy that was a Southwest flyer, interestingly, he's dressed just appropriately. Got the cutoffs, got the two small t-shirt, weighs 350, four-pills.

8:40 Adam The morbidly obese guy. It would be an entire island of morbidly obese, disgruntled guys in cutoff sweats and flip-flops.

8:48 Drew Guy's strangely attractive, though, too, even now.

8:50 Adam Yeah, he's got too much charisma to actually be a Southwest flyer. You'd have to have just angry, disgruntled, and ugly, and it all just, and eventually they just start eating themselves, and the good news is you could live off one of them for months.

9:05 Drew Oh, sure.

9:05 Adam Easily.

9:06 Drew Easily.

9:06 Adam Easily. All right. Imagine that, Drew, just the whitest albino trash with the cutoff sweats and a bunch of guys wearing tank tops that with the with the Rottweiler on it that says bad to the bone. An entire island of those yahoos. Fanny packs galore. I mean, when the plane crashed, probably be raining fanny packs for months after the accident. Be washing up on the beach and see them in trees. Every time a storm kicked up to be fanny beaten, pelted with fanny packs. Oh, you know, my luck would be my luck would be it'd be one of those south. I'd be on the plane. It'd be one of the Southwest flights where some a-hole called in and said his kid was allergic to peanuts so nobody could have peanuts. And I'd be in that horrible fiesta mix.

9:52 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

9:53 Adam Yeah.

9:53 Drew Yeah. That's.

9:54 Adam And that's a travesty would be cracking a wise the entire time with their crappy jokes. And I'd have to spend the entire time on the beach in that jump seat that faced the wrong way. Even though I was on the ground, somehow it would be facing the wrong way. And I would feel like my eyeballs were coming out. Oh, imagine that, Drew. Imagine what that show would look like with Southwest planes going down.

10:16 Drew We'll talk more with them about that tomorrow.

10:18 Adam One hot. You see one hot chick on one of those flights ever. No. Anyone under 200 pounds?

10:25 No.

10:26 Adam All right. Let's rock here, Drew. Drake.

10:30 Yeah.

10:31 Adam You're 22.

10:32 Caller Yes, sir.

10:33 Adam What's up?

10:35 Caller Well, a couple months ago, my girlfriend said she wanted to try anal sex. We tried it and she didn't like it. It sparked an interest for me. It's not like that's all I crave, but it was like that hot thing that was.

10:59 Drew Let's talk about this for a second. Adam, what do you think about this idea of people upping the ante all the time and that when they do, they sort of are going down a path? You know what I mean? Yeah. The next thing it's going to be, okay, we need to bring another person in and we got to move along the arousal path.

11:16 Adam Well, if you think about this country and this society and all that, that's basically what it's about. How you doing this year compared to last year?

11:25 Drew When it comes to sexuality, I think there's a momentum to it for some people, almost the way you can get a momentum with drugs.

11:32 Adam I agree. I'm just saying, why should it be different than any other aspect of your life? I mean, if you think about what this country is built on, I don't want to sound like one of the founding a-holes, but I'm saying is, it's like, let's move. Hey, man, what you did last year, not good enough this year. It's time to ratchet it up. That's all anyone ever really talks about.

11:50 Drew And so that sort of gets ingrained in it, but that kind of behavior has a positive payoff. Those sorts of momentums have good payoffs. This has got to take you spiraling.

11:59 Adam I know, but I think it just bleeds into the bedroom.

12:01 Drew I agree, I agree, but I'm just saying here, maybe it needs to be contained. Maybe it doesn't apply quite so liberally in this bedroom and with substances. Things you can get motivational shifts in your brain around, you gotta be careful with.

12:14 Adam Oh, no, I agree with obviously, yeah, I mean, obviously, so, well, you did this, you only did one balloon of heroin last year, this year it's time to do two balloons. I don't mean it that way, but I just mean we're getting hit over the head with faster, better, stronger, better, faster, and I think we're just sort of spiraling in that direction.

12:33 Drew Do you agree it should be contained in the bedroom?

12:35 Adam I do, but philosophically, this is something for you to hear too, Drew. We probably ought to wrap it up a little everywhere, because you'd end up just sort of crazy treadmill, everyone's talking into the blackberry and multitasking, and it's just going insane, you know what I'm saying?

12:51 Drew Yeah, good point.

12:52 Adam Drake?

12:53 Caller Yes, sir.

12:54 Drew So we're saying cool out a little bit. She didn't like it. I know you're sort of got your arousal, spidey senses are up now, but they're contained a little bit.

13:01 Caller I just wondered, is that weird for like, I mean, is it weird for guys to be attracted to that? because I mean, I don't know, it kind of makes me feel like maybe I'm- Well, you're definitely gay. You're gay.

13:15 Drew Yeah, it definitely makes you gay.

13:16 Caller You gotta be gay.

13:16 Drew Yeah, absolutely, of course, of course. Now look, we talked to a lot of guys that are into this or are attracted to it and it doesn't mean anything to me. And to me it means, to me it's a mix of, you know, it's a mix of alcoholism to me is you need more arousal, more arousal, more arousal all the time. And so just be careful. Just kind of reel it in the way you would a substance or anything else. Just focus on the good stuff that you do have.

13:37 Adam There are guys out there, and especially guys, not so much women, but there are guys out there that are, you know, there's, there's, okay, it's like somebody goes, oh man, you see, you see that thing on the news, the guy getting cleaned out by the train on the motorcycle. And there is, there's guys who go, I don't need to see that. I don't want, I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to have a dream. I'm on the, no, I don't need to see that. And then there are guys who will pay to see it.

14:03 Drew Well, and then, and then need more after they've seen that.

14:06 Adam Yeah.

14:06 Drew And then they got to get something weirder and grosser.

14:08 Adam No, I'm just saying they're guys who are, would definitely not want to miss that evening news. That's what's going to be. And they're guys who say, man, I don't, I don't need to see this. I think it's almost the same guy.

14:21 Drew Could be.

14:21 Adam And they're guys out there that just, they're, they're, I don't even know what to call it, but they want to see, it's like they're the guy, they're not going to go, they're not going to kill anybody, they're not going to hurt anybody, they don't want anything bad to happen to them or their family. They would definitely not miss that newscast where the guy got cleaned out.

14:38 Drew I'm going to shift a little bit on you and also talk about how these guys with their need for anal sex with women, I think it's, it harkens back to that same pulling the ponytail impulse that guys have. What is that? They would like to abuse and physically manhandle women and then women like to giggle along with that?

14:54 Adam Yeah.

14:54 Drew Do you even respond to that?

14:55 Adam Well, I mean, a lot of sexuality is just, a lot of it is aggression. There's a fair amount of aggression mixed up into it and there's a little, you know, yeah, now who's in charge? I mean, there's a few elements. They, as I've said many times, Drew, when I'm cornholing someone, you know who the boss is. You don't have to come in and...

15:15 Drew You've been just waxing, you've been sitting around reading Kierkegaard all weekend. What are you even doing?

15:20 Adam You're in charge. I wish you'd just go around, just go around, just do your day that way. Just what... Are you going shopping? What movie do you want to see? I want to see that movie where they drink wine. All right. We're going to see the Van Damme trifecta. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It definitely puts you in charge. I think that's another thing that guys like.

15:44 Drew All right.

15:45 Adam You ready?

15:45 Drew I'll keep going.

15:47 Adam Trey?

15:48 Caller Yeah. Hey, Adam. Hey, Drew. Love you guys.

15:50 Thank you.

15:51 Adam Thanks, Trey.

15:51 Caller Yeah. I've got a problem. I'm a commercial salvage diver.

15:55 Wow.

15:56 Caller I recently suffered decompression illness, the bends.

15:59 Adam Yeah. Hold on a second. I am. We may talk for 20 minutes. 20 minutes. 45. Trey. Yeah. Commercial salvage diver. Yes. All right. Let's hear all about this. First off, the bends. Call the bends because you bend over. That's what I like. I like a very simple one. You know where they got their name, Drew?

16:20 Drew I didn't know that.

16:21 Adam You know where it got started? Just bend over. It must have been easy before there was all these CAT scans and doctors and cultures and everything. What do we call this one? Well, the guy is attempting to blow himself while he's standing on the edge of the pier. Bends.

16:37 Drew He's bent. Bends or bends? Bends. Bends.

16:40 Adam Bends sounds good. Trey, what could be the squats?

16:43 Drew What were the manifestations?

16:45 Caller The manifestations, I just completely clamped up. I started feeling tingling in my hands, clamped up, and they took me to the hyperbaric chamber.

16:54 Drew So you didn't have any skin reactions or joint reactions or anything like that?

16:57 Caller Just muscle? Joints were feeling kind of weird, and by the time that happened, I was stabilized.

17:02 Drew And you generally do things to avoid this, I imagine?

17:04 Caller Always. Always I've tried to avoid.

17:06 Drew Did you come up too quickly or something? What happened?

17:08 Caller There was an accident. I was doing a saturation dive, where we were down for a very long period of time. We were completely saturated with nitrogen, and there was a mix-up when I was getting lifted to the surface, and I came up too fast.

17:19 Drew Wow.

17:20 Adam Dangerous.

17:21 Drew What were you doing?

17:23 Caller We were doing some salvaging on an old ship that had a car on it, and so we had to go grab that.

17:30 Adam Let me weave this into my new story. Hold on a second.

17:34 Drew Perfect.

17:35 Adam Awesome. We've got to keep talking. Now, let me say a few things. First off, here's where they invented the bends, is when they were doing, I think, the Brooklyn Bridge, and they were digging caissons, and they had to dig those caissons deep into the bay. Yeah. People were getting the bends not in the water.

17:54 Drew Coming up.

17:54 Adam They were getting the bends by going into this air chamber, this caisson, and spending too much time down there. Right. Then coming up. Everyone was like, people were dying of it all the time. Trey, I got a lot of diving-related questions for you.

18:12 Drew No problem. Before you go, let me tell you a story. You like this, too. I had a guy that was a recreational diver. He came up and he had sort of red marks over his knuckles. He had a little bit of discomfort there. He persisted for two weeks after he dove. He said, what is this? We call it diving people. We call it everything we can think of. Long Beach has a special decompression chamber. It's nothing, no big deal. Maybe it's a sea urchin bite or a sting or something. Guy goes down about a month later. He's about 30 feet, dies. How?

18:42 Adam What was it?

18:42 Drew The bends, decompression.

18:44 Adam The bends?

18:46 Drew Some kind of decompression syndrome.

18:48 Adam But the knuckle thing was? Okay. Trey? Yeah. We'll see in hell is what Drew said.

18:54 Caller I know, I get that a lot.

18:56 Adam But now, how deep were you on this dive? We were trying to salvage this car.

19:01 Caller We were at 90 feet.

19:03 Adam What kind of ship crash had had a car on it?

19:06 Caller It was some old yacht, actually. They were trying to bring this car over to one of the San Juan Islands. This rich guy was doing that and it sunk.

19:15 Adam What kind of car was it?

19:17 Caller A Ford.

19:19 Drew Old Ford?

19:20 Adam I thought it was going to be a Duesenberg or something. What year was the Ford?

19:24 Caller 1967, actually.

19:26 Drew What?

19:27 Caller I don't know why he was doing this.

19:28 Adam Don't you guys have a recycler where you are? You could pick one of those for $3,500 bucks. Okay, so he went down to get the 1967 Ford.

19:39 Drew The car was moving into the seats.

19:40 Adam Yeah, there had to be some. How long was the car under water?

19:45 Caller It had been under water, we think, for two years.

19:47 Adam Two years.

19:48 Caller We upgraded the ship.

19:50 Adam And how bad a shape is a car? I know it depends where it is and how cold the water is on, but two years, I don't know, can you bring it back to the surface and work on it and get it, restore it?

20:01 Caller You couldn't restore it, but it's pretty good scrap money and you can sell it pieces pretty nicely.

20:08 Drew Something's missing.

20:08 Adam How do you get it to the surface?

20:10 Caller We use these big lift bags that we hook up and if we have to take a piece meal, that's what we do.

20:15 Adam And you put, you take the lift bags fill them with air and it floated up?

20:18 Caller Hook them up and let it rip.

20:21 Adam And they'll float a car to the top?

20:23 Caller Yeah, if they're big enough.

20:25 Adam And then how do you get them out? And then you just like hoist them?

20:27 Caller We hoist them on the back of ships that we use to lift them up.

20:30 Adam Wow.

20:31 Caller Take them back.

20:31 Adam Now what's the coolest thing you've salvaged?

20:34 Caller Coolest thing I salvaged was this ancient old Buick from the 30s. It actually restored perfectly.

20:41 Adam No, you just, you do car, lots of cars, lots of ocean. You do a lot of cars. You did an old Buick?

20:50 Caller Yeah, it was so cool.

20:51 Adam And how long had the Buick been underwater?

20:53 Caller It had been underwater easily 40 years.

20:56 Drew How, what?

20:57 Adam Hold on, I gotta talk to Drew.

20:59 Drew What?

20:59 Adam Well, no, how come the caddy that was from 67 had only been under the water for two years but just good for parting the thing out?

21:07 Drew The Ford, the Ford.

21:07 Adam Sorry, the Ford for two years.

21:10 Drew But the Buick.

21:11 Adam The Buick's been under for like 40 years but it restored perfectly.

21:14 Drew Colder water? I don't know.

21:16 Adam Well, maybe the Ford wasn't worth the restoration.

21:19 Right, right, right.

21:21 Drew The Fairlane.

21:21 Adam Trey.

21:22 Drew Yeah.

21:23 Adam Why, and wasn't the Buick covered like barnacles and stuff? Was it a mess?

21:28 Caller Actually it wasn't because it was still in really good packing. It was in one of those Connex containers and it was really wrapped up tight and so it was okay.

21:38 Adam Wow.

21:39 Drew What kind of Ford did you pull up? What kind of car was it?

21:41 Caller I actually don't know what kind it was because we just scrapped it.

21:45 Adam And wow, there's money here.

21:47 Drew Well, let me ask you this question.

21:48 Adam All right. What's the deepest you've ever been?

21:50 Caller Deepest I ever been, officially or unofficially?

21:53 Drew Unofficially.

21:53 Caller Unofficially. Deepest I ever went was 180 feet unofficially.

21:59 Adam Crazy. You know what's crazy is there's free divers.

22:03 Caller Oh, God. Those guys are insane.

22:05 Adam They go down like, I won't do it, to 300 feet?

22:08 Drew Doing what?

22:09 Caller I think I heard 400 feet once, but I'm not...

22:11 Drew Doing what?

22:12 Adam They hold their breath and go down 350 feet.

22:15 Caller Chicks.

22:16 Adam Hot chicks.

22:17 Drew What do they do down there?

22:19 Adam They set records. They do it down there. They do welding on oil derricks. What do you mean they do it down there? They come back up again.

22:27 Drew Wow.

22:27 Adam They go all the way. Chris, punch up freediving on that computer. This time tomorrow, we're gonna have an answer for you people.

22:36 Drew I used to freedive halibut and we'd go 30 feet. And that was a huge deal. I mean, you know, very difficult.

22:42 Adam The record's probably close to 300 feet.

22:45 Drew Okay.

22:46 Adam So what's Trey's problem?

22:48 Caller My problem is I can not get an erection now.

22:51 Drew Since the bends?

22:52 Caller Since the bends, I have been unable to get an erection.

22:54 Drew How long ago was the bends?

22:55 Caller The bends was seven days ago.

22:57 Drew And what else you got? A congested sinus infection or something also?

23:01 Caller Yeah, I've been coughing and stuff and I've been having congestion pretty bad.

23:04 Drew Are you taking something for that?

23:06 Caller Just symptoms, stuff for the symptoms, but.

23:08 Drew Like what?

23:09 Caller Just a little bit of a robotestin and some codeine-laced stuff.

23:15 Drew Well, codeine, that's it, no erections.

23:17 Adam No boner with the codeine?

23:18 Drew No boner with the codeine.

23:19 Adam Bet I could get one.

23:20 Drew So that's why it's not an erection. It's probably not to do with the Benz. But it'd be interesting if it were, because the Benz can cause actually tissue damage, and so you might want to kind of check that out if it persists after you get on the codeine.

23:29 Adam You know what my dream is? My dream is to be underwater and A.

23:33 Drew And breathe.

23:33 Adam No, no, not dream, I'm just fancy. I want an excuse to look at a watch underwater. There's nothing cooler. Even when you're in a pool, you ever jump in a pool and you look at your watch in your underwater? Now, here's where I want to be. I want to be like in the ocean. I want to be kind of deep. And I want to do that thing where I point at my watch to you. You know, I do this thing. I do like two and I do like that. And I point at the watch and you do and I set the thing. That's and I also want to have a knife in my mouth at some point.

24:00 Drew But what about when you have a regulator in your mouth and you're diving? You can't have.

24:02 Adam Oh, yeah. No, no. Oh, OK. OK. The point is, is just true. Just to point at your watch and to really mean it. Like you have to look at it underwater. Do you think y'all ever be in that situation?

24:15 Drew We used to do. I used to do a lot of diving and stuff.

24:17 Adam Scuba diving?

24:17 Drew Yeah. I used to do the free diving frame with scuba diving and he'd always be going and telling me how long he's got.

24:21 Adam Pointing at the watch.

24:22 Drew Yeah, yeah.

24:22 Adam But you didn't point at your watch.

24:23 Drew He only pointed at his pressure gauge.

24:25 Adam Now you need to point at your watch. You need a big, hefty, big, thick rubber band on it and you point at it. Look at this. But you don't say anything because, you know, you know, wow, Drew going after hell a bit. Free driving, free diving. What did you hit him with? A spear? How big? What's the biggest one you ever got?

24:45 Drew Probably about 12 pounds. There were some big ones out there occasionally.

24:49 Adam Nice. Oh man, that's true. Passionate, passionate man.

24:53 Drew Hey, speaking of which, I have a quick request from our listeners. Again, for Discovery Health Channel, we're looking for people to be on that show, looking for people who have sort of sexual hang-ups because of germs. They're afraid to have oral sex, a French kiss, that kind of thing. People are fearful of letting their spouse or partner see them naked.

25:11 Adam All right, Chris, what's the record for free diving?

25:15 I'm looking at it right now.

25:16 Drew Yeah.

25:16 Adam, please.

25:19 Adam How can Chris be doing what I told him to do the second time I ask him every time? Like if I say, here's the thing, here's the thing, what's the date today, the 15th?

25:28 Drew Yeah.

25:29 Adam It was January 15th? If I said to Chris, Chris, I need you to look this up and be January 15th. If I came back four years later and said, well, what's the answer to that question? He'd say, hold on, let me get that.

25:41 Drew It's the 16th.

25:42 Adam I'm getting to it.

25:43 Drew Yeah, got to get looking up right now.

25:45 Adam 400 feet, Engineer Anderson says.

25:48 Drew That's nuts.

25:49 Adam 400 feet, and you know what? Chicks do it.

25:54 Tonya Streeter does it.

25:55 Drew There you go.

25:56 122 meters is what it was.

26:00 Adam 122 meters. Wow. 400 feet, and by the way, anyone's ever been out in the ocean, looked down and saw what 60 feet looks like, you'd go out of your mind.

26:09 Drew You can't see the bottom, he's got 60 feet.

26:11 Adam Yeah, 400. Here's the deal, hold your breath.

26:15 Caller 300, three minutes, 38 seconds. Wow. Her heartbeat was yours, Corolla. It was like 60 beats a minute.

26:22 Adam They go down on a sled. They go down, it pulls them down. Then when they get to the bottom, pow, they pull this nitrogen cartridge or something, and a balloon thing, and it shoots them back up again. She's still going down 400 feet. There's a great story about this really hot, like 20-something-year-old chick. I mean it.

26:43 Drew She exploded?

26:44 Adam Set the record. Had this like a husband who freedove, went down. He was going for the, they were going for the record, but it wasn't like sanctioned right. He screwed up the balloon thing. Boom, went down. Thing didn't go.

26:59 Drew Uh-oh, so how's that?

27:00 Adam Couldn't get back up. Died. Yeah, bad times. Good looking chick, you know, long hair.

27:07 Drew And she was the one that died?

27:08 Adam She was the one that died. Yeah, and then they were going after him because they said, you didn't set it right, that that was murder, it was crazy. Someone's going to make a movie out of this. All right, should we take a break, Drew?

27:18 Drew Please.

27:18 Adam 400 feet, everybody. It's like a 35 story building, just straight down on a cable.

27:26 Caller There's a movie called The Big Blue that's all about that, it's a French film, it's very good.

27:29 Adam Yeah, I saw it, but I think it's about 10, 14 years old. Drew, I get around.

27:35 Drew I know that.

27:37 Adam Let's take a quick break. Did you find it, Chris? How many feet, buddy?

27:41 Drew 400 feet.

27:42 Adam 400 feet. That's what I'm talking about. We're going to take a quick break. When we come back, Drew, who do we talk to? Why does her vagina stink? Yeah, that's Savannah after this.

27:57 Call 100-LOVE-191.

28:17 Adam Yeah, it's Loveline.

28:19 Woo!

28:21 Adam Gotta get it on. I'll tell you that right now. You know what I'm saying?

28:24 Drew I know what you're saying.

28:24 Adam Tomorrow night from Lost, the exceptionally good-looking brother, sister team, Hot Blonde and the good-looking fella. You know, I can't judge another dude's looks because I'm not gay.

28:38 Drew Yeah, of course. But you've heard, you've read about it.

28:42 Adam Well, chicks like him.

28:44 Drew Right.

28:45 Adam I like when guys can't even admit another guy's good-looking. So they have to say that, I don't know if the dude's good-looking, but like my old lady and my sister into the dude. So I guess, you know, the ladies dig him. Like you can't even say he's good-looking. I have to say someone else thinks he's attractive. because, you know, I didn't, you know, as a dude, I can't judge what another dude looks like. I can judge what every other thing looks like, boats and cars and football uniforms. There's nothing I don't have a take on, but other dudes?

29:16 Drew No, impossible.

29:17 Adam Don't know, dude. But he's coming in with his good-looking sister.

29:22 Drew This is going to be fun.

29:24 Adam Yeah. All right. You ready to go? Savannah?

29:28 Yeah.

29:29 Adam Seventeen? Funny story regarding the name Savannah today. We were, I was over at Kimmel's house watching the fourth game. And I went over for this weekend, by the way. I didn't, no gambling. Just every team I wanted to win, lost.

29:49 Drew Pittsburgh.

29:50 Adam I was.

29:51 Drew Is Pittsburgh your team?

29:52 Adam No, Pittsburgh is not my team.

29:53 Drew You picked the Jets?

29:55 Adam No, I didn't pick the Jets. I don't like Pittsburgh.

29:59 Drew I'm just saying, I thought the teams you were rooting for all lost.

30:03 Adam Every team I wanted to win lost.

30:05 Drew I thought you were rooting for Pittsburgh. I'm surprised.

30:08 Adam What? Where do you get Pittsburgh?

30:11 Drew We've talked about it before.

30:12 Adam No, we've never talked about it before. I'm a Rams fan.

30:15 Drew I know you're a Rams fan. I know that.

30:16 Adam I said I hate Pittsburgh. That's about all I said about Pittsburgh.

30:18 Caller No, you said you're happy that they beat the Pats a few weeks ago.

30:20 Drew I think that's what he's getting at.

30:21 Adam Oh, well, yeah. I definitely wanted, I'm tired of seeing the Pats.

30:25 Drew And the Pittsburgh team in the 70s you were involved with. But you were like blacked out by those players and things.

30:30 Adam No, I just know who they are. They were arch nemesis. A kid and they beat the Rams in the Super Bowl when I was in high school. Come on, Drew.

30:38 Drew In the Rose Bowl.

30:39 Adam In the Rose Bowl. Yeah, I can't stand the Steelers. I'm okay with them now. It's been 26 years since I've been to the show. I think it's time off for good behavior. Let them back in. Yeah, I'm sorry, one, the Super Bowl, Anderson, Pittsburgh fan. Point is, here's the thing. All things being equal, always root my ass off for the underdog. That's what I do. Can't stand and don't understand and find it weak when people, when they have nothing at stake just wanting the better team, the team that was at the Super Bowl, the World Series, the team that has won five, the last five times they met, they have nothing at stake. They want the team to win a six time in a row. They want the team to go to a third consecutive Super Bowl. They want the team to go to another World Series when the other team hasn't been there. I don't like those people.

31:26 Caller That's true.

31:27 Adam That's true.

31:27 Drew That's me?

31:28 Adam Thank you. Yeah.

31:29 Drew No, not necessarily. But let's say you live in a town that doesn't got much else to be rooted for, and you have a dominating team and you want to get behind that. And you've lived through periods of lean years.

31:40 Adam I don't know what you're talking about.

31:41 Drew I don't know. Let's just say, let's say you live in a small town like Green Bay or something that has a football team. That's what else is going to be happy about.

31:48 Adam You're missing my point.

31:49 Drew No, I understand point too, but I'm just being a congressman.

31:51 Adam Well, if you're from Green Bay, you root for Green Bay. And if you're from New England, you vote for New England. And if you're from New Orleans, you root for the Saints. But if you're from South Carolina and the Saints are playing the Pats, you should be rooting for the Saints. They suck that one team's had a ton of success. The other teams never had any success. You root for the underdog. It's like if two guys are fighting, you vote, you try to get the guy who's not the champ to win if you don't care. If there's no money on it or nothing like that. See what I'm saying? I don't like those people that like the favorite all the time. It's like they're weak or something. By the way, you will lose nine out of ten times going for the underdog. There's a reason.

32:38 Drew That they're the underdog?

32:39 Adam Yeah.

32:40 Drew You're living proof of that.

32:41 Adam Well, pretty much this weekend, every team that was the underdog, four times four games, all four losses pretty much. Although the Colts could have been one point favorite or something like that. In my mind, they're defending Super Bowl champion and they got crushed.

32:56 Drew I rather watch a football was in Moreno Valley. Do you know where that is?

32:59 Adam No.

33:00 Drew The other side of the mountain from Palm Springs.

33:02 Adam But named after a Hall of Fame quarterback, as long as we're talking.

33:07 Drew Spelled a little differently. Okay. We will have to include them in our weather and traffic from now on. Oh, really? My son was having a baseball tournament out there. So every morning, six o'clock, get up, drive up to Palm Springs. Oh, yeah. All right.

33:19 Adam Here's what I was getting to before you interrupted me. I was saying, before you called me a Pittsburgh fan, I was saying that over at Kimmel's house, I was watching the Colts take an ass-wobin. Jimmy was ordering some pizza. He called a pizza joint. He gave his address out. The guy said, is that the place Savannah blew her brains out?

33:43 Drew No way.

33:44 Adam That's what he said.

33:45 Drew Is that it?

33:46 Adam No, it's not the place. But for some reason, the guy thought, well, it's up in Hollywood, it's in the hill somewhere, that must be it. Or I was making a joke or you just saw E True Hollywood Story. But it was funny and Jimmy couldn't get over it. He mentioned it like 30 times and it was funny that this guy would have the balls to say that to somebody who's trying to order a pizza. What if it was, by the way?

34:07 Drew That's what I'm obsessing about.

34:08 Adam Right. Everyone would be freaked out and I would have to masturbate. I mean, that's how I cope.

34:16 Drew Yes.

34:16 Adam That's how I cope with the pain.

34:18 Drew Yes.

34:18 Adam The point is-

34:19 Drew We have a caller named Savannah for the first time.

34:20 Adam We've never had a caller named Savannah.

34:22 Drew Many months.

34:22 Adam Jimmy was talking about five hours ago. Go ahead, Savannah.

34:27 Yeah. Okay. I recently had sex about two weeks ago for my second time and now I'm getting a foul smell from my vagina.

34:35 Drew Well, and that was unprotected sex?

34:37 Yes.

34:38 Drew Yeah. Undoubtedly, you have what's called a vaginitis, and that's something that can be transmitted with sex. Either trichomonas or Gartenrelle or homophilus, these bacteria or protozoans that overgrow in the vagina and they can be stinky, and they can be passed around, and they can also be a sign of other infections. So you need to, you are sexually active, so you need to get regular pap smears, and anytime you get any funny symptoms, you got to get them checked out. These generally can be treated with either a cream or sometimes an oral antibiotic.

35:04 Caller Okay. Can I have anything to do with my diet?

35:07 Drew Savannah. Savannah, did you hear anything I just said?

35:10 Caller Yeah.

35:11 Drew You have a sexually transmitted disease, for sure. Period. End of story.

35:15 Adam But I ate some Twizzlers Friday.

35:21 Drew You need to get this taken care of, okay?

35:24 Adam But I ate one of them. What is that thing called? A hiccum-muff. It's like a water, it's like a beet, but it's white. And I ate some Howva. We call it Jew food. The point is, I think it's my diet.

35:46 Drew Yeah, wish so. But no.

35:48 Adam But I don't normally eat Roquefort dressing on my salad. I eat zesty Italian.

35:54 Drew At least Savannah, you were able to hook it up with the sexual act and protected sex. That's where it comes from.

35:58 Adam What did you eat just for fun, Savannah?

36:02 Drew What did you eat that was different? Yeah, what were you going to try to blame this on?

36:07 Caller I started a new diet and I eat fruits and high protein. And it's a lot less than I can eat lately.

36:16 Adam What? I ate an orange and some fish, could that? What do you eat? What is this diet?

36:26 Caller LA weight loss.

36:29 Drew Adkins kind of thing.

36:30 Adam High protein and what else?

36:32 Caller Fruits, veggies, greens.

36:34 Adam Hold on, let me write this down. Mixed in with moderate exercise.

36:38 Drew Oh my god, it's so shattering. I have brand new ideas here.

36:42 Adam Slow down. Look, I hate to, I know all these diets are great and it's fun and it becomes like, the whole deal is try to, how do we outsmart Mother Nature?

36:52 Drew That's what people should be eating anyway.

36:55 Adam No, I saw, they did a whole thing on like 2020, a couple of weeks back, where they just took a couple of families that were like basically morbidly obese and the kids, the kids by the way, kids routine, they got like 11 year olds, so like 245, 250, I mean, they're just loads, okay? The point is, is they took the whole family and-

37:16 Drew Go on a healthy diet.

37:17 Adam They just did, that's what it is. They go on a healthy diet and they start, and by the way, exercise. That's the other thing everyone-

37:23 Drew All them had smelly vaginas, yes?

37:24 Adam Everyone. The dad did, yeah, especially. The point is, is everybody just eats right and starts exercising. And the other thing is exercise. That's the part other people really aren't talking about.

37:38 Drew Eat less, move more. That's it. That's it. That's the headline, everybody.

37:41 Adam Yeah.

37:42 Drew Everything else is ridiculous.

37:44 Adam Yeah, and don't really worry about what you're eating as long as it's healthy. I think people do a little too much of like, I got to stay away from any carb.

37:52 Drew I got to load up on the protein. People need to pay attention, make sure they're getting enough protein. But other than that, I had a dietician friend that was saying, eat real food.

38:01 Adam Right.

38:01 Drew Vegetables, fruits, actual food, not processed things, not things that are true foods from Earth.

38:08 Adam Right. I'm just saying that it's not a big mystery. Everybody knows that a piece of fish and a piece of broccoli is going to be better than a bunch of canned chili dumped on some spaghetti that's been sitting in a pot for two days. I mean, everybody knows that. You don't have to worry about how many grams of protein are in the fish and how many grams of carbs are in the whatever. You just eat right and you exercise. It'll work.

38:34 Drew Good times.

38:34 Adam Thanks, buddy. No free lunches in nature.

38:38 Drew Thank you for quoting me.

38:39 Adam Junior?

38:40 Yes.

38:41 Adam You're 23?

38:42 Caller Yes.

38:43 Adam Hold on a second. Chris, are we out of those honey-roasted macadamia nuts?

38:48 Drew Oh, I see. Check that out.

38:49 Adam What's your buddy?

38:50 Drew Yeah, macadamia nuts are actually a good diet food.

38:53 Adam Get the one that are soaked in coconut oil. Is that it?

38:58 Drew Yeah. Oh, there's no sugar on them?

39:00 Adam These are the regular ones.

39:01 Drew Those are plants. Forget that.

39:02 Adam Get rid of these. I want the ones that are-

39:04 Drew Honey-roasted.

39:05 Adam Rolled in honey and dipped in lard and have been passed by diabetic.

39:12 Drew While we're waiting for them to- Yeah.

39:14 Adam Are these honey-roasted cashews? Do you see the word honey-roasted anywhere on this can? Chris.

39:20 Drew You're confusing them, Adam. You're confusing them.

39:22 Adam I need to see honey and roast it. All right. You ready? No. We're out of it, Chris. It's cool, buddy. Look up that freediving thing now. You ready to go? Let's just speak to Junior.

39:33 Drew I want to hear his problem, yes.

39:34 Adam Okay. Junior?

39:36 Caller Yes, Adam.

39:37 Adam You're 23?

39:39 Caller That's correct.

39:40 Adam What's up, brother?

39:42 Drew Hey, Junior.

39:43 Caller Hey. Well, I'm 23. Recently, like within the last year, I'm not circumcised. And when I have sex with my girlfriend, I developed like small cuts at the edge of my penis. And I thought I was going to roll back. And I was wondering whether or not I should get a circumcision or whether I could still do it because I'm 23.

40:03 Drew You can definitely get a circumcision. And I believe you definitely should get a circumcision. That is one of the indications for it. What's going to start to happen is the foreskin is going to narrow up even further and tear more when you have sex because it's going to scar each time you tear it. And it's going to be a problem.

40:18 Adam How about he starts working it out?

40:21 Drew Well, he put a little, what, the utter bomb on there and.

40:23 Adam Well, I mean, I don't know what, by the way, vitamin E. What is what is a good thing to rub on your skin if your skin was dry or chapped or chafed or whatever?

40:34 Drew Urea creams are really the best.

40:35 Adam Urea cream?

40:36 Drew If that's available over the counter. If you see anything with urea cream in it, that tends to be the best.

40:39 Adam What is urea cream?

40:41 Drew It's just a moisturizing agent. That's, you know, it's.

40:43 Adam What about vitamin E? What about that oil?

40:45 Drew I don't know that really shows. Vitamin E is being largely defunct these days.

40:49 Adam Well, I don't mean eating vitamin E.

40:50 Drew I know.

40:50 Adam I'm just saying. I mean, just pure oil, you know, it's good.

40:53 Drew I don't know.

40:53 Adam If you had dry, if you had a dry spot and you rubbed that on, it would probably not be dry. All right. Here's the deal. Why don't you, Junior, why don't you work on trying to get the foreskin back behind the head and leave it that way for a little while?

41:10 Drew Stretch it out.

41:10 Adam Stretch it out. Don't let it get the stenosis.

41:14 Drew Or get a circumcision, which is at your age, a rather painful procedure. It pulls you out of action for a couple of weeks.

41:20 Adam First off, Drew had both his sons circumcised, and now the entire planet must be circumcised in order to make his decision correct.

41:25 Drew No, if I had that problem, I would go get a circumcision immediately.

41:30 Adam Listen, as a doctor, you're supposed to tell someone two or three things to give a shot, and then you go get the surgery. You don't just go get circumcised. Oh, it's very painful for a man.

41:39 Drew You know why I say that? because it's not going to work. It's going to come back.

41:43 Adam If he gave me his penis, I'd get it to work.

41:45 Drew Well, probably.

41:46 Adam You don't think he could pull his foreskin back over his head and leave it that way?

41:51 Drew I think once...

41:51 Adam He would strangle it off and the head would fall off?

41:53 Drew Once it starts to scar. Scarring is a perpetual process.

41:57 Adam Do you think he can get it? Do you think it would continue to scar if he left it back?

42:01 Drew Every time... Yeah, the scar will just... It's a process.

42:03 Adam How can it shrink if it's behind the head?

42:07 Drew It will...

42:08 Adam Oh, and then cut off the flow to that?

42:10 Drew Obviously, he has a very, very uncomfortable situation with that.

42:13 Adam Junior?

42:14 Caller Yes?

42:17 Adam Can you get your skin behind the head of your penis?

42:20 Caller I could, but it hurts and it rips the skin. It rips the tip of the skin.

42:24 Adam Even when it's flaccid?

42:27 Caller Even when it's flaccid.

42:29 Adam Oh, if you can't do it when there's no blood circulating through there, then you got a problem, buddy.

42:35 Caller Yeah, that's why I called.

42:36 Drew Don't get a circumcision. Adam does not want you to get a circumcision. Don't do that. Oh, no, no, don't do that. No matter what, don't do it.

42:40 Adam Explore, Jack Hole. I'm saying, Drew, this is not a large procedure, but it's easy for you to say for him, he's going to be in a lot of pain.

42:50 Drew I'm saying if I were him, I would do it.

42:52 Adam You didn't ask any questions. You didn't know where he was at with it yet.

42:56 Drew Once they start getting the narrowing from the scarring, it keeps going. It just keeps going.

43:02 Caller I'm going to continue to shrink smaller.

43:04 Drew Yeah.

43:05 Adam You can't try to get the head of your penis through there right now. I'm going to hang on.

43:11 Caller That's a little difficult. I'm kind of driving right now. Well, actually my girlfriend's driving, but.

43:15 Adam Oh, she's driving.

43:16 Drew Well, no problem.

43:17 Adam All right, no problem then. See if you can do it.

43:19 Drew Why don't we let him do it during the commercial?

43:20 Adam I do it during the commercial.

43:22 Caller Okay.

43:23 Adam All right. All right.

43:24 Caller Hold on.

43:25 Adam All right. We'll talk to Junior and see if he can get Puxatani Pete to come out of his burrow. We'll talk to him about that after this.

43:39 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

43:42 Adam Loveline will be right back. Yeah, everybody, Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Drew.

44:06 Drew I'll make another appeal for my Discovery Health Show. We need some people who are afraid of germs, they're fearful of French kissing or oral sex because they're fearful of germs, or people who are afraid to let their partner see them without any clothes on in the light. And if you want to be on television, talk about these things, give a call to Loveline, and we will take your name and number and look into that.

44:23 Adam They run those shows, I think I saw 2020 last week, where they go to like a health club, and they take a swab, and they run it on a medicine ball, and they bring it back to some nerd with glasses, and he explains what's on here, and now it's a killer, it's a killer. But now, people, there's, you know, people, some, you know, high school football player drops dead from it or something. I mean, there are strains that F everybody up, but they just don't get anybody. And they say it's overuse of all the antibiotics.

44:56 Drew Sure, like a pair of resistant strains out there. But if you have an intact immune system.

44:59 Adam They always try to freak out, by the way, with it. You're a health club. And it was, it's, it's right. You know, you watch this thing, you see some grow, he's healthy, he was young, he was handsome, he dropped dead, you know, two days later, perfectly healthy. And, and it's funny. I go, well, you know what? I'm going to start paying attention to this stuff. And they go, you should wash your hands. And I go, all right, I'm going to start watching. I'm going to start using soap, okay. For at least 30 seconds and vigorously get under the nails. And I'm like, ah, okay, now I've had enough. I'm going to, now I'm going to scratch my ass and floss. That's my move. I pick my nose, scratch my ass and then floss. It's so funny. They said 30 seconds of hand washing and I was up up. And they said thoroughly around the nails and cuticles. All right. Well, I guess I'm going down. I ain't going to make it. I mean, I don't think I've used soap. Like I don't even use soap, Drew.

45:56 Drew If you're not preparing food and not in the health care field and not like massage therapist or something.

46:02 Adam Vigorously wash my hands?

46:04 Drew Is that important? Just don't just.

46:06 Adam All right. We're getting freaked out.

46:07 Drew Don't touch your hands or face. That's all.

46:09 Adam Okay. You ready to rock? Okay. So when we left off, we're speaking to Junior. Junior's 23.

46:13 Drew He's driving.

46:14 Adam Having some scarring around his penis.

46:15 Drew He's driving down the 10 now.

46:17 Adam Foreskin. And Junior.

46:20 Caller Yes.

46:20 Adam Were you able to get the head of the penis out of the foreskin during the commercial break?

46:25 Caller It hurt too much. I couldn't.

46:26 Adam It hurt too much? All right. Go consult somebody and see about getting a circumcise.

46:31 Drew You need to get a urologist. You'll be on a commission about two weeks. You'll be pretty uncomfortable and then it's over. Then you're good to go. Okay.

46:38 Caller One more part of my question. When I do have sex with my girlfriend and when I ejaculate, the ejaculation that comes out, it's really hard.

46:49 Caller Like thick?

46:51 Caller Yeah. It's like almost jelly.

46:53 Drew Yeah. That's okay.

46:54 Caller Yeah.

46:55 Adam That's just you.

46:55 Drew That's you. You tapioca man.

46:57 Adam You're probably eating too much flour.

46:59 Drew No. It's just it's okay. It doesn't necessarily mean anything.

47:02 Adam Yeah. I love the guys that really examine the consistency of the semen.

47:07 Drew Oof.

47:08 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know what comes out of me because I ain't gay. You know what I'm saying, dude? I don't look into that.

47:15 Drew You keep reminding me of that.

47:16 Adam You know what I'm saying? Weird guys get weird. It's all over the place. Adam?

47:23 How are you doing?

47:24 Adam You're 15?

47:25 Caller Yes, I am. I have a Germany or Florida for you.

47:27 Adam All right. Let's hear it.

47:29 Caller All right. A parent left her six-year-old daughter alone in the car at a parking lot of a store. While the child waited for her mother, an escaped criminal broke open the car's window and attempted to abduct the child. Along the way, they were on foot. The child got loose, picked up a metal pipe on the ground and hit her attacker in the groin, rupturing both of his testes and causing severe damage to his urethra.

47:48 Drew Nice. Six-year-old?

47:51 Caller Yes.

47:52 Drew Oh, that should be a parade in that child's honor.

47:54 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

47:57 Drew Germany.

47:57 Adam Germany? They got black kids in Germany? This is a move of a brother. I mean, a mother-brother. You know what I'm saying? That's what I say.

48:09 Drew All right.

48:10 Adam because they're a tougher breed. You know, Germans are tough, but this is a young brother.

48:16 Drew So you're going to Florida?

48:16 Adam I'm going to Florida.

48:17 Drew What do you got, Adam?

48:18 Adam Germany.

48:19 Caller Ha-ha.

48:21 Drew Oh, I've been on a run.

48:22 Adam Wow. Drew's really been hot. Really. All right, Adam. It was a coin toss.

48:28 Drew No lead pipes in Florida.

48:29 Adam I just want to work a little racial joke in there, really. You know, Martin Luther King Day coming up and everything. Yeah. Wow. I think I'm like one for five. It's been a tough new year for me as far as Germany or Florida.

48:44 Drew You've been off. You better go back into training.

48:46 Adam You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go to the bathroom and take a good long look in the mirror mostly because I'm peeing in the sink, but also to do a little soul searching. You know? You with me?

48:58 Drew Let's go.

48:59 Adam Let's go. We'll be back after this.

49:02 Caller All right, guys. Here's the deal.

49:03 You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person? One call is all you need to make.

49:08 Drew Call the Dateline.

49:09 Caller 877-889-DATE.

49:31 Adam Yeah, Loveline, Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Got to get it on, buddy.

49:38 Drew You're getting it on.

49:39 Adam Whoo, get it on.

49:42 Drew Chris is in high spirits tonight too. He's actually kind of grinning, and not smiling, but sort of grinning at some of the things you say.

49:48 Adam Let's get it on. Really?

49:49 Drew Yeah. He didn't smile, but this little grin, I thought, wow, he pulls tonight. Yes.

49:55 Adam Something's going on with Chris.

49:57 Drew Well, both my teams won this weekend, so.

50:00 Adam Oh, really? I'm going to start getting angry when I find out what both his teams are.

50:04 I sense a girl, a girl.

50:06 Adam A girl? You know what? Here, I was thinking, don't tell us yet, Chris, and please take this in the spirit in which it's intended. I was starting to think a girl too, and then I thought, no, but particularly spirited masturbation session.

50:24 Drew Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

50:25 Adam You know, one of those times.

50:25 Drew In relationship with something.

50:27 Adam He just had Adam self in a very cosmic way.

50:30 Drew Okay.

50:31 Caller Yeah.

50:33 Drew That's it. That's it? No girl?

50:34 Adam Any women? Any women on the air?

50:36 Drew No real, no flesh and blood. No, no, no.

50:39 Adam No, and nothing, no love, you can't get any loveline love, you know what I mean? You can't get. What do you mean? Well, you know, you get a little mileage out of loveline.

50:48 Drew Oh, you mean drop the name?

50:49 Caller You know, I run the show.

50:51 Adam Yeah, you do that thing like they go like, I think it's, I think that Germany or Florida, that was my idea. You just keep doing that. And then it's like everything that comes out of Corolla's mouth, if it ain't written on a dry erase board that I hold up over my head, he ain't saying it. That's good.

51:10 Caller You're my best friend, you know.

51:11 Adam That best friend, best friend. And I.

51:13 Caller I talk to him all the time, you know.

51:14 Adam Yeah, it's like, yeah.

51:15 Caller Got him on the cell phone.

51:16 Adam You want me to get him on the phone? I got him on the speed dial. He'll pick up, notice me. Yeah, I'm just saying, can you get any mileage out of the show, K-Rock, you know what I'm saying?

51:25 Drew I'll work on it.

51:26 Adam I think, you know, as a guy, by the way, as guys, the looks are good, but they're neither here nor there. I mean, it's good to be a good-looking guy and definitely get more tail, is a good-looking guy. But there's angles to be worked. You know what I'm saying?

51:43 Drew Chris got to work at that angle.

51:44 Adam Chris, you got to start showing up at K-Rock type events.

51:47 Drew Right, right, right.

51:48 Adam You got to have a card made up, engineer, head engineer, supervising engineer.

51:54 Drew Loveline.

51:55 Adam Loveline, supervising, whatever it is, don't steer away from the $10 an hour part. But focus on the sort of...

52:05 Drew We're in the junior college part too.

52:06 Adam Yeah, you're steering the show.

52:08 Caller I'm a D-list celebrity, right?

52:10 Adam DCD celebrity. Yeah, in there with Drew. So where were we, Drew?

52:16 Drew Taking calls.

52:17 Adam Taking calls. Was that it?

52:19 Drew Yeah, I think so. You and I have been so sort of vigorous in our discussion. We can't tell where the radio's let off and our discussion's in the bathroom.

52:29 Adam Yeah, all right.

52:30 Caller Speaking of calls, I just wanted to say this. I still, after all these years, I still don't have Corolla's cell phone number. Not that I needed because I rarely have to call him. But I did call him over the holiday break. Remember that, Adam? Yeah, I did.

52:42 Drew Did he and?

52:43 Caller It was surreal. No, Lynette did and she was very pleasant, very nice. And then there was about five minutes of her looking for him all around the house. It was an echoing large house.

52:51 Drew A, you didn't call his cell phone. You called his home.

52:53 Caller I know, because I still don't have it.

52:54 Drew And you called her line, not his.

52:55 Adam No, because.

52:57 Drew All right, I've had you pick up once out of the Avogadro's number of times.

53:01 Caller I just wanted to leave a message. That's all I wanted to do. And I was getting like sweaty palms when I was waiting. It was horrible. because I was picturing him in a back room, masturbating or something. I thought he was going to get caught in front of me. It was horrible.

53:10 Adam Oh, it all worked out.

53:12 Drew Do you think his wife is not used to that?

53:13 Adam Let me say this about you wise acres with your private designation on the phone. You know, you get the private thing on there. Here's the thing. I just and I audibly talk to the phone. I'll look at the phone. The phone's ringing. It says private. I'll go, all right, there you go, buddy. It's your prerogative to go private. It's my prerogative not to. You know, it could be my mom. The love of Christ. I can't do that. She's private. Everyone in my family is private, by the way. And you know what I should do? I should pay my family 500 bucks a month not to go private. I'll tell you why, because it ruins everyone else. All you got to do is get one person you don't want to talk to, and then it's ruined for 500 other people who are private. Do you know what I'm saying?

54:01 Drew It sort of should be, though. People should get off that stuff.

54:04 Adam Yeah, they should. Yeah, yeah, all right.

54:07 Drew How about when we have to dial the star 86 or whatever to get through to them?

54:11 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got no few of those people. So anyway, private I don't pick up. And then I realize, like, eh, you don't need to pick up the phone.

54:19 Drew But I don't know.

54:20 Caller Do you have a private number?

54:21 Adam People, yeah, no. Well, that's why my wife picked up. And look, people are way too accessible these days. Everyone gets angry at me. They want my cell phone messages are full. Everyone wants me to return an e-mail. What do you do then? You just talk to everyone all the time about everything?

54:38 Drew Yeah, it's tough. You have to have relationships with people. I know it's rough.

54:40 Adam Hold on.

54:40 Caller What did he say, Chris?

54:42 Drew Communicate relationships, yeah. Yeah. Human contact.

54:45 Adam No, but look, Drew, you got that BlackBerry, right?

54:47 Drew No.

54:48 Adam All right.

54:49 Drew You may get one.

54:50 Adam You got the two-way pager. You got your e-mail. You got your cell phone. Everything has a message on it. Do you really? I mean, you're a doctor. You have to do it. But really, isn't it a burden?

55:01 Drew Oh, absolutely.

55:01 Adam Leaving these messages, e-mails, and what do you think about everything?

55:05 Drew Yeah. Yeah?

55:06 Adam All right. Let's just avoid all that.

55:07 Matt? Yeah.

55:09 Adam You're 20?

55:10 Caller Yes.

55:11 Caller What's up?

55:13 Caller Well, I've been with my girlfriend for about 10 months now. She's had some issues with me going down to her vaginal area. Like any sort of sensation, anything you touch, do anything to it, she just freezes up and she doesn't really function. All right.

55:32 Drew How old is she?

55:35 Caller She's 18. 18.

55:36 Drew Does she have any trauma history?

55:38 Caller No, she doesn't. That's the thing. I know her very well and that's one of the first things I thought about when I'm, because I listened to your show quite a bit. She doesn't have any issues. She's never had any past problems. It's just that she wants to have sex, but she just can't. I mean, she can't get up. She won't let anybody go near it. I mean, let me go near it.

56:00 Adam Well, here's the thing. She's 18. Has she had other boyfriends?

56:07 Caller Not anything serious, no. I mean, nobody's ever really fooled around down there, except for me.

56:11 Adam Okay. There's two things this is, usually. Usually, some abuse, something, some trauma. Doesn't have to be sexual abuse, but it helps. And if not that, then you just have the person that's sort of 18, but sort of 14. Yeah, there's chicks out there that are 18 that are like Vietnam nurses, and they're like 60. And then there are chicks out there that are 18 that are, you know, for 14.

56:38 Drew And by the way, we got a 20 year old guy going in like he's about to like dive into some sort of, you know, buffet at Teacher's Palace or something.

56:44 Adam Apple bobbing contest.

56:46 Drew Right. He's got to really take it easy. Just easy, easy, easy.

56:49 Adam And she's just, yeah. And also, and I don't know how this works or why this works this way, but there's certain percentage of people that are just a little bit skittish. They're a little embarrassed. They don't want to do things.

56:59 Drew They're not, I need to talk to them for the Discovery Health Show.

57:04 Adam No, really?

57:04 Drew Yeah.

57:05 Adam Matt?

57:05 Drew Yeah.

57:06 Adam Well, Matt?

57:08 Caller Yeah.

57:09 Adam Go, Drew.

57:10 Drew No, no, no. I mean, whoever's in the studio there with the screeners need to pick up and talk to Matt and see if he can set up for something.

57:15 Adam Well, go do that. Here's the thing. If there's no history of trauma, then this is just a slow process that involves you, you know, they're gaining your trust or you gaining or whatever. Contextually, I screwed that up, but they have to trust you and you got to move slowly. You can't give them the bum ride.

57:33 Drew And realize she's not driven the way you are. It's not like there's this great desire to have her genitalia touched.

57:40 Adam Right.

57:40 Drew The way you have, Matt.

57:42 Adam Right. All right. Let's talk to Chloe. Chloe. Chloe.

57:50 Drew Caller who goes by Chloe from Woodland Hills.

57:52 Yeah.

57:53 Drew There you go.

57:55 Adam What's up, caller who goes by Chloe who's 17.

57:59 Okay. Well, me and my boyfriend, we've been having like anal sex for a little over a year now. I'm like-

58:07 Drew Is he there with you? Is he there? Is he there with you? Yeah. He's putting her up to this.

58:12 Adam He's in her room.

58:13 Drew He's in her room. No, he's putting the bogus call up.

58:16 Adam Yeah.

58:16 Drew Yeah. You put him on the phone.

58:18 No, really. We've been for a little over a year now. And like recently, like I've been getting like sores like after. And like sometimes it bleeds when I go like number two. And like, should I be like worried about this?

58:34 Drew Yes, I would be very concerned about that.

58:37 Caller And like, why did this start happening now?

58:40 Drew because you've done this enough to damage that area. You can cause tearing and fissuring and hemorrhoids and all kinds of lovely things. And even though this is a bogus call, it's something worth.

58:49 Adam Yeah, feels bogus, Chloe.

58:50 Drew Yeah, worth discussing because you need to see a proctologist, you see a gastroenterologist and they need to go see what's going on there. They can get, you get narrowing and stenosis. Yeah, we were talking about the guy with the penile stenosis, the foreskin stenosis, same thing can happen to the anus. It would be very uncomfortable.

59:05 Caller Yeah.

59:06 Adam Crap comes out like it's a Plato being extruded.

59:09 Drew Stars.

59:10 Adam If that's what I'm hoping for, like if I get the stenosis of the anus, I want it to be in either star shaped or football shaped, perhaps.

59:18 Drew Square.

59:20 Adam How about hollow tube like a rigatoni? I don't know how that works, Drew. If I could get a, you know what I'm saying?

59:26 Drew Oh, I see.

59:27 Adam Weirder things have happened.

59:28 Drew Oh, indeed.

59:29 Adam You get it clogged up in the middle, but a small opening around the outside, it comes out like a tube pasta.

59:34 Drew There's a nice big polyp sitting in the middle of it and then it extrudes around.

59:37 Adam Wow. The polyp would kind of almost have to be floating.

59:40 Drew And you could have an unclosed circle and still it would look like a tube.

59:44 Adam I could, yeah, I could patch that up with a little, well, I was a ceramic smearer, we would call it slip. It was sort of a liquid clay that we'd use. We'd need to do a little repair in your coil pot, but this isn't a slip, but for all intents and purposes, yeah.

59:58 Drew Any kind of S is fine.

1:00:00 Adam My headphones fell off. Talking about Duke so much, my headphones fell off.

1:00:04 Drew But Chloe, the fact is though that you can cause what we call anal pathology, and you can cause even prolapsing of the all kinds of lovely, lovely things, and as you get older, those things get more and more significant. So you're 17, you're already having bleeding, you actually bleed to the point of it being very, very serious. So you do need to see a doctor about this. You know, Chloe's a bugger's call. Yeah.

1:00:23 Adam Sam?

1:00:24 Guest Yeah?

1:00:25 Adam You're 20?

1:00:26 Guest Yeah.

1:00:27 Adam What's up?

1:00:29 Guest I'm losing my hair and I don't know why.

1:00:32 Drew You want any medication?

1:00:33 Guest No, I'm not on any medication.

1:00:35 Drew Birth control pills?

1:00:37 Guest I'm on the Depth of Provera shot.

1:00:40 Drew That can make you lose hair.

1:00:41 Adam Really?

1:00:42 Guest Really?

1:00:43 Drew How long have you been on that for?

1:00:46 Guest Almost two years.

1:00:48 Drew Well, so it wouldn't suddenly do that. No, that shouldn't be the case. Is it all over your head or just in spots?

1:00:54 Guest It's just in spots. I have one spot in the front of my hairline. I do that a lot and I have two bald spots in the back of my head.

1:01:04 Drew You're not pulling at the hair there?

1:01:06 Guest Huh?

1:01:07 Drew Are you pulling at the hair?

1:01:09 Guest No, I'm scratching. I'm scratching my hair.

1:01:11 Caller It's a beautiful auburn.

1:01:13 Guest All right.

1:01:14 Adam Wow. Auburn is nice. You know what's a nice look? The auburn hair with the auburn colored eyes. Once in a while you'll see that combo.

1:01:23 Guest I have honey eyes.

1:01:24 They're like a brown but they have a lot of honey.

1:01:27 Adam Ass the size of Wyoming, but beautiful honey colored eyes. Yeah. What's happening? You got a little ass on you, baby?

1:01:35 Guest Actually, I look like Angelina Jolie. I used to do an impersonation of her.

1:01:41 Adam Oh, really?

1:01:42 Guest Yeah. I worked with a radio station and we pulled off a stunt. I was Angelina Jolie in a premiere for Tomb Raider 2. Wow. It was a lot of fun.

1:01:55 Adam You could do worse in looking like Angelina Jolie.

1:01:58 Drew Is there anything else going on? Are you stressed out? Are you doing drugs?

1:02:02 Guest I don't do drugs. I smoke cigarettes. I don't drink alcohol.

1:02:08 Drew What you're describing is something called alopecia ariata. It can come on sometimes with an extreme stress, like a car accident, that sort of thing. So you start losing hair and patches. Medication can do it. What happened?

1:02:19 Guest I got laid off December 31st. I broke up with my boyfriend who I lived with for two years. I was in with my cousin Shannon and she's-

1:02:31 Drew Shannon's a great, we've known her for years.

1:02:32 Adam Yeah, you're living with someone's name starts with an S. You've got serious hair loss.

1:02:37 Drew Yeah, so it could be the stress of all that. But Sam, it does become important that you get looked at medically because there are many other medical conditions that can cause this too. So let's hope it's the stress. What?

1:02:47 Guest If I go to what kind of doctor-

1:02:49 Drew General doctor is fine. Dermatologists are specializing in treating this. They can do actually steroid injections into the scalp and things. But start out with a medical doctor. Just get a general medical evaluation.

1:02:59 Adam Did you wear that Tomb Raider outfit?

1:03:01 Guest Yeah, I did.

1:03:02 Caller I have the holsters.

1:03:03 Guest I specially ordered them and I also have a replica guns that she used, the H&K USB 45.

1:03:10 Adam Oh yeah.

1:03:11 Guest Yeah, I got those.

1:03:13 Adam Oh, USB. I thought they're USC.

1:03:15 Guest USC, sorry.

1:03:17 It's Lexic.

1:03:18 Guest Yeah, I don't know.

1:03:20 Adam Hold on, hold on a sec. First off, nothing sadder than the impersonator. I see him on Hollywood Boulevard all day. It's like Superman, he's wearing blue sweatpants. It looks like he cramped in them. It's just a little baggy around the ass. You know that thing like when sweatpants start going south, they start chafing a little and they get a little furry. They just look like they've been, like a sofa that's been left on the porch or some hillbilly's house for too long, you know. It's always a little. Now, this sounds good, but I guarantee that there would be something like she's Angelina Jolie in person there. You saw her, you'd be, there'd be a little letdown when you saw her. Do you think?

1:04:00 Drew Otherwise she'd be Angelina Jolie.

1:04:02 Adam Well, you may be right. You may be seeing her. Sam? Sam?

1:04:08 Drew Yeah? Somehow I'm thinking of the guy, we were at a party in New York and the cowboy showed up, the guy that stands around singing without his clothes on in the middle of winter.

1:04:15 Adam Yeah.

1:04:15 Drew What the hell?

1:04:17 Adam What party were you at?

1:04:18 Drew You were there. That Axe party? Yeah. But some of these people would stand around and do things on the street. I mean, this guy shows up as himself now, the guy in underwear.

1:04:27 Adam There's a hole in person. I mean, you make money as an impersonator, but it's a weird life because you're not the person, obviously, and you ain't half the person or a quarter of the person. It's a weird thing. It's like, well, you're Angelina Jolie. Well, not quite. Well, you look the same. Well, she makes $25 million a year. You make $22,000 a year. Even if you could live a quarter of their life, a tenth of their life would be cool. You know what I mean? That's the whole thing. It's like Angelina Jolie's dating celebrity hunks and has a place in Milan and Beverly Hills and Malibu and Thailand. And you're working out of a trailer in even a hundredth.

1:05:15 Drew If they can make $220,000 a year. Yeah. A hundredth.

1:05:19 Adam A hundredth. Yes, that would be nice. And it's always weird too, guys hire the people for the parties and then they have to walk around and they kind of have to be the person. But then they get drunk and then they get bored and then they start talking and then they bother everybody. You ever go to a party where somebody was doing that?

1:05:35 Drew Thankfully, no.

1:05:37 Adam It's happened.

1:05:38 Drew That's nice. Chelsea?

1:05:41 Guest Hi.

1:05:42 Adam Hi.

1:05:47 Guest My problem is I have a liquid coming from my breast and it's like really uncomfortable because I'll be like I'm public and then all of a sudden it'll be like cold and there'll be like a wet spot on my shirt.

1:06:02 Drew How long have you had that for?

1:06:04 Guest Like a couple months now.

1:06:06 Drew Any chance you're pregnant?

1:06:08 Guest Yes, actually. I went to my doctor and they tested me and everything and I'm on the depot and I was able to shot anyway and I'll be under them so.

1:06:17 Drew Did they test you for pregnancy?

1:06:18 Adam You're not pregnant.

1:06:19 Guest They did and it came back negative. I had to take a test and then I also went to the doctor because sometimes those can't be accurate.

1:06:26 Drew Are you on a medication?

1:06:28 Guest Depo. I was in a car accident and they put me on Demerol for my back.

1:06:33 Drew Oh boy.

1:06:35 Adam Demerol is powerful.

1:06:36 Drew So you're a Demerol addict.

1:06:37 Adam Why does she have to be a Demerol addict?

1:06:40 Drew Demerol is not something you take in a non-addictive fashion. Demerol should never be given more than a few days. If you're taking Demerol regularly, that's a problem.

1:06:48 Guest Well, I'm not taking it regularly. They gave it to me because I was in a car accident.

1:06:53 Drew You don't take it every day?

1:06:54 Guest No.

1:06:55 Drew How often do you take it?

1:06:58 Guest Whenever my back starts to hurt really, really bad, I don't take it very often because I have a little girl and I'm going to be there for her.

1:07:05 Drew How often do you take it?

1:07:07 Adam Now you're a junkie.

1:07:08 Drew How often do you take it?

1:07:10 Guest What?

1:07:10 Drew How often do you take it?

1:07:12 Guest Like maybe once a week.

1:07:15 Adam Let me do a little Demerol math here. She was doing fine in my eyes, so she said, I have a little girl, and I want to make sure I'm there for her. That means that she's been an addict. She sounds like an ex. She also sounds like her mom may have been also an addict. And then once a week on the Demerol, as you know, our callers believe in a three and a half day week.

1:07:41 Drew Yeah, I know. So that's every third day. But let me tell you, I speak fluent addict. She's not telling us about the Norco she takes on the other days.

1:07:47 Adam Mmm, Norco. Chelsea?

1:07:52 Guest What?

1:07:53 Adam Let's ask some important questions now, baby doll. Is, were you an addict before? Were you hooked on anything? No booze?

1:08:03 Guest Actually, no. My dad was an alcoholic, so I stay away from everything because he gave me when I was a kid.

1:08:11 Drew You know you can inherit that gene, right?

1:08:14 Guest No, I've never touched my child.

1:08:17 Drew No, no, no, no. The gene for addiction. The addiction gene.

1:08:19 Guest Oh yeah, I know. That's why I stay away from stuff.

1:08:22 Adam And where's the dad of this group without my dad?

1:08:25 Guest And you know, pretty much without my mom too. So I'm not.

1:08:28 Drew What was the deal with your mom?

1:08:30 Guest My mom was always working and my dad was stealing her money to go drink at the bar.

1:08:34 Drew Nice.

1:08:35 Adam And where's the father of your child?

1:08:39 Guest Well, he's not here.

1:08:43 Caller Oh, Adam, you got that?

1:08:46 Adam Shocking. Yeah, it's easy.

1:08:49 Drew Of course.

1:08:49 Adam You grew up without a dad, and now your kid's gonna grow up without a dad. Sad, but that's the way people work. I wish we would just look into that a little bit. There's very easy patterns.

1:08:59 Guest I don't want to go into it, okay?

1:09:02 Drew What's that?

1:09:03 Guest You know, you don't understand them. I can't go into that.

1:09:06 Drew No, we do understand that the dad's a bad guy, but it's amazing the way people pick patterns in their life. If you could grow up without a dad, the probability is overwhelmingly, unless you have some treatment, that you'll make sure your child grows up without a dad too. I understand it's probably better than having him around.

1:09:21 Guest Your father does not need to be around.

1:09:23 Drew I understand that. I understand that. Magically, you chose that guy.

1:09:27 Adam So, Chelsea, and you're on the shot, right? You're on like...

1:09:33 Drew It could be Demerol pills.

1:09:35 Adam No, no, I'm talking about birth control.

1:09:36 Drew Depraveria, yeah.

1:09:38 Adam So you're not gonna get pregnant again, right?

1:09:40 Guest Yeah.

1:09:41 Adam That's great. And how many kids do you have?

1:09:43 Guest Just one.

1:09:44 Adam All right, that's great. And now you're taking the Demerol once a week. What else are you taking?

1:09:51 Guest That's it.

1:09:53 Adam Nothing else? No. No other prescription pills?

1:09:58 Guest Well, I have renidine because I have stomach problems, but that's for...

1:10:02 Drew Xanthax.

1:10:03 Guest Reflex.

1:10:04 Adam Oh, okay.

1:10:05 Drew It seems peculiar they'd give you Demerol to use as an adenine band. That's a very powerful heroin-like compound, and that usually only is used in people that have failed everything else.

1:10:16 Adam Do you want to see about having that adjusted, Chelsea?

1:10:21 Guest Well, yeah, but right now, I'm waiting to go to a back surgeon about my back.

1:10:27 Drew Yeah. I'll tell you what, if you stop using the opiates, there's a good probability that back pain will settle down, and the opiates may be causing the...

1:10:35 Guest Ridiculous, because I got hit in the car.

1:10:38 Drew I understand. I understand, and I know it seems ridiculous, but actually...

1:10:42 Guest I'm thinking it's like just to get high and stuff.

1:10:44 Drew No, I know you're not. I know, Chelsea, my standard patient today is a back pain patient who takes opiates. That's mostly what I do in my day job. And the story, just think about it. I wrote a book called When Painkillers Become Dangerous, that chronicles your story with the abuse and how the abuse figures into the perception of pain and how the opiates then really amplify all that. And you may want to look into that. You may want to think about the leakage of the breast milk. You got to look at thyroid, got to look at pregnancy. But medication is a very, very, very common reason that people get that problem.

1:11:15 Adam Why, let me just ask you this, Chelsea. Why are you going to get the back surgery if you only have pain once a week?

1:11:22 Guest I'm not going to get the back surgery. I have to go and see what he wants to do because I need to get cleared to go back to work.

1:11:29 Adam All right.

1:11:30 Drew Good.

1:11:30 Adam Well, good. Take care of your kid. Go back to work and enjoy. And yeah, look into that stuff. But you ain't pregnant.

1:11:38 Drew Check that book.

1:11:39 Adam That's good. All right.

1:11:41 Drew She doesn't want we have to save.

1:11:42 Adam So no. Well, look, maybe she's right. She had that weird, she had that f'd up.

1:11:48 Drew That angry thing.

1:11:50 Adam Well, her dad was a horrible guy and all that stuff. But I just mean, speech pattern wise, or something had a little that sort of ex junkie or junkie or something. And I don't know, you're doing Demerol really? If you say once a week, what are you doing it? Really?

1:12:06 Drew Why is she taking Demerol once a week? Why not Viacodad or something or Coney or Advil?

1:12:11 Adam Do you have any Demerol?

1:12:12 Drew No, Demerol once a week. That's a bizarre.

1:12:14 Adam But it's got to be once every four days, right? Yeah. All right.

1:12:19 Drew All right.

1:12:19 Adam Let's take a breakthrough. Stop being a pain in the ass. We'll be right back after this.

1:12:24 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:12:56 Adam It's Dr. Drew. I'm Adam. We got to talk to this person, but let me talk to Amanda. Come on. Come on, buddy. Amanda.

1:13:05 Caller Yes.

1:13:07 Adam You're 18? You OK?

1:13:10 Caller What?

1:13:12 Adam Are you OK?

1:13:13 Yes. I'm actually calling about my boyfriend. We're actually living together. We've been together for about three months now. And just recently, he started like wetting the bed and stuff. And I was wondering if that's a real bad problem or what to do.

1:13:31 Drew I got a cure. That's a sign, a very significant sign.

1:13:34 Adam Could be.

1:13:35 Drew Could be.

1:13:35 Adam Sometimes guys just get on a little urination roll. Right.

1:13:39 Drew Is he drinking a lot? Alcohol?

1:13:40 Caller No, that's just it.

1:13:42 Drew And does he have a history of this in the past?

1:13:44 No.

1:13:45 Drew Does he have?

1:13:47 Adam And how often does this happen?

1:13:50 Well, like we just went out of town for the weekend and everything was fine while we were out of town. But like the last couple weeks when we've been at home, it happens about every night or every other night.

1:14:01 Adam Okay.

1:14:01 Drew Wow. All right. How much is anything else going on in their life? I mean, sometimes people have regressive problems.

1:14:07 Adam Well, first let me give my kitchen timer speech out to everyone. Please, please everyone listen to me. You know what I'm like? I'm like Jesus. I know the way. Let me show you the way. Follow me. Don't fight me. Follow me, my people, my brethren. I mean, you know what?

1:14:27 Drew You're bedwetting brethren.

1:14:28 Adam I died for your sins, number one. Your sins. But number two, I'm just giving you good answers. And everyone should listen to me. Please everyone listen to me. All right. And Drew probably doesn't have one of these yet. I beg, I beg. I just bought two more. I have about 13 digital timers, small battery operated digital timers. Go to the hardware store, go to the supermarket, go to the cooking supply place. Just go to any place they have. They sell a spatula. They'll sell one of these things too. You can also get it at your, you know, Costco or your save on or thrifties or places like that. It's 10 bucks, nine or 10 bucks. It's about the size of a pocket watch, maybe a little bit bigger, and it's got hours, minutes, start and stop on it. It takes, you know, one AA battery, and you set it and you don't have to set your alarm clock anymore. If you want to take a nap, hit it for an hour and go to bed. Don't have to sleep with one eye open. Nobody ever sets their alarm for their nap or anything. It works when you're traveling. It's perfect for everything. If you're wetting the bed, just set it for, I don't know, where would you start, Drew? Three. Start three. And here's the deal. It doesn't matter when you go to bed, you just hit three hours. Dink, dink, dink, boom. It's going to go off in three hours. When it goes off, you got to get up and take a leak. Evacuate the system, get back in bed. I guarantee you'll not wet the bed that night. If you wake up in three hours and the bed is wet, set it for two and a half the next night, so on and so forth. Yes?

1:16:03 Drew Good. Amanda, is there anything else we need to know about your boyfriend? Anything else going on with him right now?

1:16:07 Well, just recently, I was wondering if it could be caused by stress or anything like that.

1:16:13 Adam What's happening?

1:16:14 He doesn't really wake up and it's happened. He'll be asleep and then he'll wake up and it'll be in the midst of it or it just happens.

1:16:22 Drew What is the stress? What is the stress? I don't want to hear the details.

1:16:24 Adam He's explaining how it works.

1:16:25 Drew Yeah, we understand people with wet beds.

1:16:27 Adam Urine comes out of his peepee and it's warm and he's actually in bed and he's asleep when urine comes out of his peepee hole. He drinks fluids during the day that end up getting converted into urine, which end up coming out of the peepee.

1:16:47 Drew Got it.

1:16:48 Adam You're writing this down?

1:16:49 Drew Done and done.

1:16:50 Well, the stress is like we're having financial problems. I mean, everything in our relationship is going great, but like that's just the only thing that's really happening.

1:16:59 Adam Well, you're 18. How old is he?

1:17:01 Caller 22.

1:17:02 Adam And what's the financial problem? You're supposed to have financial problems at that age.

1:17:06 Caller Well, just like bills and stuff, his credit cards, student loans. I mean...

1:17:11 Drew No drugs or alcohol though, huh?

1:17:14 Caller No, we drink very occasionally and he doesn't do drugs at all.

1:17:18 Adam All right. I want you to repeat back to me my timer idea.

1:17:23 Drew Amanda.

1:17:24 Caller Okay, go buy a timer and set it for three hours once he falls asleep and then make sure he gets out of the bathroom.

1:17:31 Caller Right.

1:17:31 Caller What kind of timer?

1:17:31 Caller Good.

1:17:32 Adam What kind of timer?

1:17:34 Caller From the hardware store.

1:17:36 Drew Keep going.

1:17:38 Caller The one the size of a pocket watch.

1:17:40 Adam Go to a kitchen supply place, probably better.

1:17:42 Drew Digital timer.

1:17:43 Adam Digital.

1:17:44 Caller Okay. Actually, I also have another question. All right. I think I might be pregnant and I am on the patch and I was wondering how many days after my period is supposed to happen, should I wait to take a pregnancy test?

1:18:01 Drew Depends on what kind of test. I mean, generally two weeks is, but there are those out there that are sensitive at less than that. So pick the one that's the most sensitive. I think you can get up to a week. Oh, really?

1:18:11 Adam That's as soon as you can get now?

1:18:12 Drew You don't have to go look. I haven't looked at a long time.

1:18:14 Adam What about if you go to the doctor?

1:18:16 Drew Usually two weeks, what we think of. Two weeks? You could do it quicker. I mean, but to really be certain, two weeks.

1:18:21 Adam Two weeks. The doctor can't do it faster than what the test?

1:18:25 Drew But if it's negative, it doesn't mean you're not pregnant.

1:18:29 Adam Let's talk to Nikki, who's 27. Nikki?

1:18:33 Caller Yeah. Can you hear me okay? Yeah.

1:18:35 Adam What's going on?

1:18:39 Caller I work for a girls group home. And so a lot of the girls have abused histories, right?

1:18:48 Drew Probably, probably pretty much all of them, right?

1:18:51 Caller Well, yeah, all of them. And so like kids do, they participate in kind of sex play. But because of their abuse histories, it tends to be very inappropriate.

1:19:06 Adam Yeah. What are the ages?

1:19:10 Caller Well, we've got from 10 to 15.

1:19:14 Drew What do you mean like kids do, they participate in sex play? What is that? What do you mean by that?

1:19:19 Caller Well, like, you know, laughing about, you know, when they say penis and stuff like that. But these girls take it one step too far, where they, you know, make low job expressions and like get in sexual positions.

1:19:39 Drew Well, look, in your job is to help them contain these behaviors. They will have a tendency to be sexual compulsive and they will certainly act out sexually. And part of the treatment is teaching them where these impulses come from, what they mean to identify them and contain them and what the consequences are if you don't. It's very simple sort of behavioral interventions. You need to contain how they dress, you need to contain touching, you need to contain the propriety of language. And that's, you know, in my unit, we do that all the time. We, the other women, the men, the male counselors cannot approach the females about this. Other women need to go and sort of counsel them gently.

1:20:15 Adam Why can't the men do it?

1:20:16 Drew It just doesn't, it doesn't come off right.

1:20:18 Adam I'd like to try.

1:20:19 Drew But what we usually, I have a charge nurse who has a very sort of nice way of approaching this. She said, you know, you're in an institution, you don't know other people's histories, you can evoke things that could be dangerous for you. Think about dressing like a school girl, like you're in school, not that, not that. Like you're in an institution, like you're a bit of a conservative dress. And you know, it's not, we're not singling you out, it's just that this is proper in this environment and what you're trying to learn and what might come up, you know, you might evoke from other people if you're not careful.

1:20:51 Adam Yeah, they don't know anything, please.

1:20:53 Caller Okay. What I'm worried about is possibly where, while I'm trying to contain this behavior, creating any more scarring.

1:21:06 Drew No, Nikki, please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1:21:08 Caller Yeah.

1:21:10 Adam They need a firm, steady hand.

1:21:12 Drew You'd be empathic, be gentle, but be firm. You need to go in and listen, you got to do what they need. And kids that can't contain have to be either sent out or sent to a high level of care. You got to make sure they're assessed properly, make sure they're not manic or something, that they actually can't contain.

1:21:29 Adam I couldn't imagine, by the way. And how do we even think, especially, you know, you talk about foster care and stuff, you know, it's like, well, I got a couple of 13 and 14 year old teenage boys, I got some 13 and 14 year old teenage girls, we're all living in, we got a three bedroom.

1:21:44 Drew It's a loving environment, we love each other.

1:21:46 Adam We dinner at the same table. It's like, are you kidding? These people that were abused, that were exposed to so much.

1:21:53 Drew No boundaries, they can't see boundaries. And so whatever feels good, it's like whatever. Yeah, I mean, avoiding pain all the time.

1:21:59 Adam You take a bunch of kids that were sexually and or physically abused, they hit 12, 13, they don't have to hit 12, 13, but you put them at 12, 13, put them together, let the experiment begin. I mean, it's like Dr. Frankenstein's lab, guys and girls gonna be going at it, there's gonna be more abuse, there's gonna be rape. I couldn't imagine that these homes would be almost anything but that.

1:22:23 Drew Well, this is a institution, though, this place where they're monitored care for, it's not just a foster care.

1:22:28 Adam Now back, you know, and I think the idea of segregating the males and the females would have worked at one time, but now females, I mean, males will go at it, but females will really go at it now.

1:22:42 Drew With each other.

1:22:43 Adam With, yeah, 13-year-old girls that were sexually abused. It's game on. I mean, you know, there was the, you know, Madonna tonguing Britney Spears on MTV. It's certainly game on.

1:22:54 Drew It is game on, but it doesn't have the same power, putting a penis in the mix. Oh, no. because the guy's motivated more strongly.

1:23:02 Adam Let me explain. Let me explain. If it was a stew, a vagina would be a potato. You know what I mean? Just sort of bland. It stretches it out. It's nice. But penis, that's cayenne pepper. I mean, just a little pinch. Just a pinch. Just a pinch of it. Boom. You can't put as much in. If you're equal parts potato and equal parts cayenne pepper, you can't taste.

1:23:27 Drew It's disaster then.

1:23:28 Adam Fire. Just a little bit. Pow. Okay. Where are we, Drew?

1:23:32 Drew We're taking a break.

1:23:33 Adam Really?

1:23:34 Caller Yeah.

1:23:35 Adam I could go for some stew. You know, like I could go for some... Oh, yeah. All right. I'm getting hungry. Let's take ourselves a little break. Dinty Moore. Nice can of Dinty Moore. Yeah. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:23:50 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:24:06 Adam Woo, yeah, Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Drew and I just talked about Hungarian food for four minutes straight. Actually, Drew just listened while I talked to him about Hungarian food.

1:24:17 Drew I mentioned that I have to eat now.

1:24:18 Adam Now he's hungry. Well, we'll hit like one of those all-night Hungarian drive-throughs on the way home. They got them out here in Culver City, don't they? Well, there's gotta be 10 of them between here and your house.

1:24:29 Drew Yeah.

1:24:29 Adam Well, some serve, I think they close early on Sunday, 2 a.m. Gotta get by there.

1:24:34 Drew I'll find one.

1:24:34 Adam Yeah, get a big bucket of goulash to go. Vanessa?

1:24:39 Uh-huh.

1:24:40 Adam You're 26?

1:24:41 Caller Yeah.

1:24:41 Drew Strange that the place is called Goulash To Go.

1:24:43 Caller What?

1:24:44 Adam Great restaurant. I also lost a lot of money on a place called Goulash On A Stick.

1:24:50 Drew Yeah, it's tough.

1:24:51 Adam Yeah, it didn't work.

1:24:52 Drew Great idea, though.

1:24:53 Adam People were burning their hands, though. But I mean, it's good stuff. You get it to your mouth. Go ahead, Vanessa.

1:24:58 Caller Yeah. I was wondering if I need to be worried. The only way I can achieve orgasm during intercourse is by having pain afflicted on me.

1:25:10 Adam Well, it usually means something's up, but not always. You have any stuff? Well, you're calling from Riverside, so there had to be abuse.

1:25:18 Caller You're a victim of abuse.

1:25:19 Caller I'm not from here, though.

1:25:21 Adam Worse, you've chosen to reside there.

1:25:25 Drew Hey, Danny's in Riverside today.

1:25:27 Adam Painful. Yeah, which means you must come from somewhere horrible if you decided that this was a good place to lay down stakes.

1:25:34 Caller I'm from Orange County.

1:25:37 Adam Have we spoken to you before?

1:25:39 Caller No.

1:25:39 Adam All right. So were you abused growing up?

1:25:43 Caller Yeah.

1:25:44 Drew And what is it people need to do to you?

1:25:47 Caller My neighbor, my friend's dad, used to abuse me.

1:25:52 Drew All right, got that. But what is it they need to do to you now in order to get your orgasm?

1:25:56 Caller Oh, like all kinds of stuff, like choking me, slapping me, getting burned with cigarettes.

1:26:04 Adam That's, that, see, a tug on the ponytail and a little tap on the ass, that's one thing, but burning with the cigarettes, you got a problem there, Missy. Your neighbor growing up, the father used to molest you?

1:26:17 Guest Yeah.

1:26:18 Adam Did he ever get busted?

1:26:20 Caller I told on him, but nothing ever happened.

1:26:24 Adam How does that work?

1:26:25 Caller I don't know, I was 11.

1:26:28 Adam You told your mom or your dad?

1:26:30 Caller I told a teacher at school.

1:26:34 Adam Nothing happened?

1:26:35 Caller Nothing happened.

1:26:36 Adam Glad the person in the background is amused by that story.

1:26:38 Drew Yeah, there's a little laugh from the background.

1:26:41 Adam I was ritualistically, sexually abused by my neighbor, told my teacher, but no one ever did anything. I hope they're watching. I hope they weren't just laughing at that. All right, Vanessa. Oh, she hung up because she thought you were laughing at her.

1:27:01 Drew Or maybe it was a bogus call.

1:27:03 Adam Could have been, but it was kind of, well, the cigarette burn part seemed a little weird. Well, here's the thing. It's sort of out of the movies. Like I know there's chicks that are kind of hard asses and like a good wanker and everything.

1:27:20 Drew That's something people do to themselves. I've never seen anybody have flicked it.

1:27:23 Adam It is, and I don't even know if you could hold still physically to let somebody go as they start coming. Like I don't care if you, a G. Gordon Liddy couldn't do it.

1:27:31 Drew By the way, how do you do that? How does that work?

1:27:35 Adam I don't know. Chris, do you get my G. Gordon Liddy reference?

1:27:39 Drew No.

1:27:40 Adam All right.

1:27:40 Drew Do you know he was associated with a famous American historical event? Okay. Okay. Had a radio show for a while? Yeah.

1:27:51 Adam Who was the president you think he was associated with?

1:27:56 Drew I don't know.

1:27:57 Adam Okay.

1:27:58 Drew Let's give him a few more names.

1:28:00 Adam No. What do you mean? From that era?

1:28:02 Drew Alderman.

1:28:03 Adam No. Come on. I picked the most famous of the group. Yes?

1:28:08 Drew Yeah.

1:28:08 Adam All right.

1:28:09 Drew Holderman, right?

1:28:10 Adam Yeah.

1:28:11 Drew Ehrlichman. Holderman.

1:28:14 Adam Deep Throat? Let me get to that. Okay.

1:28:17 Drew Agnew.

1:28:18 Adam All right. Let's keep going, Drew. Okay. Talking about Watergate? Yeah. You got that, right? Yeah.

1:28:25 Caller Okay.

1:28:27 Adam Let's keep rocking here, Drew. Drew to college, everybody. Christy?

1:28:32 Caller Yes.

1:28:32 Adam You're 20?

1:28:34 Caller 20.

1:28:35 Adam What's up, baby doll?

1:28:37 Caller I'm, first of all, I've actually already technically been diagnosed clinically depressed. I am on Wellbutrin as well as Ritalin because I'm ADD. Recently, within the past month, I have been meeting all of my friends, close friends, as well as people at work who are all younger than me. They're not all younger than me, but the ones that I hang out with outside of work are all younger than me, and either married, pregnant, or engaged.

1:29:12 Adam Now, hold on, goofball, you're 20.

1:29:15 Caller Yes.

1:29:16 Adam You're hanging around with 18-year-old, 19-year-old, setter?

1:29:21 Caller No. Actually, there's one girl at work.

1:29:25 Caller Yeah.

1:29:26 Adam There's one girl at work.

1:29:28 Caller She's 20 years old.

1:29:29 Caller She's technically, she's worth the same age.

1:29:31 Caller She's a month younger than me, and she's been married for about four months. Then there's another girl across the hall from me in my dorm room, and-

1:29:42 Adam Dorm room?

1:29:43 Caller Dorm room.

1:29:45 Adam You're going to college?

1:29:46 Caller I am in college.

1:29:48 Drew There are people in college who are married around you? Well, listen, they won't stay married. The data on people of marriage in that age is abysmal.

1:29:59 Adam What college you go to?

1:30:02 Caller I don't know if I should say.

1:30:05 Adam Go ahead. It's in Arizona somewhere, right?

1:30:08 Caller Yes.

1:30:10 Caller Grand Canyon University.

1:30:13 Adam Hold on a second. I pictured just a huge hole. Everyone's looking down, climbing like a rope ladder. Down. I got a civics class. I got to get to it. It's just rope. There's people rappelling down. No, mules traversing down, down canes filled, pack mules filled with textbooks. Grand Canyon University? Really?

1:30:37 Drew A lot of schools in this country you never heard of.

1:30:39 Adam Wow. At least you know where it is.

1:30:42 Drew Yeah.

1:30:42 Adam Well, although once in a while it's like, yeah, it's in Florida.

1:30:45 Drew Yeah.

1:30:46 Adam It's like, what the hell? Yeah, that happens every once in a while. But the point is, is I didn't know. It really, it sounds like, what do you major in? Making salt shakers shaped like those cliff dwelling huts. Like, I imagine everything to be sort of surrounding the tourism industry. Where is she? Christy, what do you major in over there?

1:31:13 Caller I am majoring in psychology.

1:31:16 Adam Wow. At Grand Canyon University.

1:31:19 Drew Anyway, what are you obsessing about other people getting married from?

1:31:23 Adam Yeah, look, if you're 19 and you're married and you got a kid, you're a loser, right?

1:31:27 Drew And not only that, if you're married at 20, you're not gonna be married at 30, statistically.

1:31:31 Adam Isn't that what hillbillies do?

1:31:35 Caller What?

1:31:36 Adam Isn't that what hillbillies do? They're, you know, two kids and married at 20?

1:31:41 Caller No, there's other people that I'm very good friends with that are 25, 26 and already have like three kids.

1:31:47 Adam Okay. Well, they're 25, 26. You're 20. A.

1:31:52 Drew And B, again, it's still very young.

1:31:55 Adam I understand what you're thinking about. You're just lonely. You don't have a man.

1:32:00 Caller Well, yeah. But then again, I get all obsessed about myself and think that I'm not good enough for anybody.

1:32:05 Adam And why are you all up in your head, baby? You're 20. You're going to the prestigious Grand Canyon University. I wonder if there's a Grand Canyon Junior College. I can't imagine what went on there.

1:32:18 Caller It's a private Christian school.

1:32:21 Adam Okay. Are there any men around?

1:32:24 Caller Yes.

1:32:25 Adam Mostly Hopi Indians and Rangers.

1:32:27 Drew Why don't you start dating?

1:32:28 Adam Yes, start dating. Old guys who worked on the Hoover Dam.

1:32:32 Drew No.

1:32:33 Caller There's normal people here.

1:32:35 Adam All right. Find a nice normal male and date them.

1:32:40 Caller But that's hard.

1:32:42 Drew Why?

1:32:43 Adam What's wrong with you?

1:32:45 Caller I don't know.

1:32:47 Adam Is there something going on? Well, I'll give you a clue. As a guy, here's what I'm picking up. You're 20 and sound like you're 35. You sound like one of my mom's friends. Just act 20, lighten up a little bit. You're all up in your head.

1:33:02 Caller All of my, I have three older sisters. So my whole life, I have grown up around older people. Some of my best friends are-

1:33:14 Adam Yeah, we get it. They're the ripe old age of 25. 26, yeah. Okay, yeah, old timers as we call them. Listen, Christine, you're 20. You're a college student. Just start acting like a college student is 20. See, you find a guy.

1:33:25 Drew Little therapy too. Somebody support you through this. You sort out your thoughts. You're way, you're spinning. You're spinning and the medication is not gonna be sufficient to stop that. I'm glad you're tending to yourself, but a therapist would be good at that.

1:33:37 Adam Let's power through some calls. Lisha, Lisha.

1:33:40 Caller Lisha.

1:33:41 Adam Lisha, 17.

1:33:43 Caller Yeah.

1:33:43 Adam You're virgin and you get too nervous to have sex with your boyfriend.

1:33:48 Drew You're not ready to. You're on 17. Relax.

1:33:52 Caller Like, I have like certain days that I really want to, and like I talk to him about it, and like, that's trouble. He tells me that he's not gonna pressure me into it if I don't want to.

1:34:02 Adam Then the etherite comes up.

1:34:05 Caller But then again, I want to.

1:34:07 Drew Yeah, just when you're clear you want to all the time, that's when you do it, not before that.

1:34:11 Adam Were you ever abused?

1:34:12 Caller No.

1:34:13 Adam All right, then you're cool. Just make sure you use some protection and take it slow. Don't tell him, by the way, every time you're thinking about getting close to doing it.

1:34:21 Drew Decide when you're very, very clear that it's something you want to do and you feel comfortable with it.

1:34:24 Adam Right.

1:34:25 Drew Then you tell him.

1:34:25 Adam Like the zookeeper telling the lion, it's close to feeding time, but not quite yet.

1:34:30 Drew This is what it looks like.

1:34:32 Adam See this big T-bone? Yeah, this is Fred Flintstone's size, the novelty T-bone.

1:34:35 Drew I don't feel comfortable giving to you. Don't feel comfortable.

1:34:37 Adam Yeah, but at a certain point, and I don't know why you may, like the tiger's just going through the bars and got you up here.

1:34:44 Drew Women do not understand that piece about what triggers desire in men. Desire, and when they come, it's like, literally men are like somebody who hasn't eaten for two weeks and you're holding a pork chop in front of them.

1:34:54 Adam Yes.

1:34:55 Drew That, it's insane. It drives men insane.

1:34:58 Adam No, you cannot monkey with a guy that way, and they don't realize the urge, and they don't realize, it's like, why would a nice guy do this? Why would he do that? Why would he stoop to this? Why would he lie? Why would he lie?

1:35:11 Drew He's under the influence of testosterone.

1:35:14 Adam Why would a guy who's a father of three, and a loving husband, and a har... He sold his mother's jewelry, and took to the streets, you know? It's like, yeah, he's strung out. I mean, it makes you do things. And sex isn't that way, but you take an 18 year old guy, and you give him a little taste, and it gets under his skin, it makes him do things. It's true, a passionate man, he has. Yeah, not proud, passionate. We'll take a quick break, we'll be right back.

1:35:43 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal.

1:35:45 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person? One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.

1:35:50 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:35:54 Caller 1-800-CALL-UP-LINE.

1:36:08 Adam Well, that's the show, y'all. Ian Somerhalder is gonna be in here tomorrow night, along with Maggie Grace.

1:36:14 Drew That's gonna be interesting.

1:36:14 Adam Smoking hot, blonde. They play brother and sister. Very good looking. I can't judge dudes' looks.

1:36:20 Drew Yeah, of course.

1:36:21 Adam You know, I ain't gay.

1:36:22 Drew You didn't say that even.

1:36:23 Adam But my friends tell me it's good looking.

1:36:25 Drew Then Tuesday?

1:36:26 Adam Yeah, from Lost, everybody, tomorrow night. All right, let's take a little break here, Drew. And until next time, this Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Try to get the head of your penis through there right now. I'm going to hang on.

1:36:41 Caller That's a little difficult. I'm kind of driving right now.

1:36:48 Caller This has been Love Line.

1:36:52 Adam The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or the station. The producer for Love Line is Aningold. Love Line is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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