Episode 1000616566864

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. It's only on account the listener discretion is advised.

1:00 Voiceover Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:03 Voiceover Hey everybody, it's Loveline with Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board-certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Maroon 5 is here tonight. Adam Levine, James Valentine. Good to see you guys.

1:17 Hello, good to see you.

1:18 Adam We've never met before?

1:20 We've never met before. No, but I saw you guys four, five years ago when you were doing your speaking tour, when you came through the University of Nebraska where I was a student at the time. The LEAD Center, do you guys remember?

1:31 Drew At the Johnny Carson theater or something.

1:33 Oh really? I don't remember that much.

1:35 Drew And we were lurking around the back, trying to find a way in.

1:38 The usual.

1:39 Drew The usual fare.

1:40 Adam Got picked up by the co-ed with the hatchback hamper.

1:45 Drew We actually lived, we were across the street.

1:47 Adam Was that the one?

1:47 Drew No, no, we were across the street at the hotel. But they literally, they're like, come on over here.

1:51 Adam We got picked up at the airport with the hamper.

1:54 Drew Yes.

1:54 Adam By a student.

1:55 Drew Oh yeah.

1:56 Adam Yeah, we used to, it was, and this is not gonna be about us, fellas. It's gonna be about Maroon 5. But let's just say this. We used to do these college speaking tours, and because we had horrible management, that we would never get an actual driver, the kids who were part of the college speaking board, whatever committee would come pick you up. And for some comical reason, and Drew, stop me if I'm exaggerating one iota.

2:21 Drew The person to pick us up.

2:23 Adam The person that would pick us up or was in charge of transportation or the group, oftentimes didn't have a car.

2:27 Drew Routinely.

2:28 Maroon 5 Routinely didn't have a car.

2:30 Adam Routinely didn't have a car. They had the roommates' car. The roommates' car.

2:34 Drew No, whoever they could borrow a car from.

2:36 Adam Whoever they could borrow a car from, mostly two doors, mostly early 80s, late 70s, Japanese hatchbacks, Six weeks worth of laundry. Pampers and stuff, and we'd show up, luggage, standing at the airport, wearing overcoats, and it like, I would always stuff Drew into the back of the car, pushing the hamper side. Apologetic oftentimes for that. But it's like, not a van, not nothing on campus, no official anything, nothing with the Nebraska, with the Cornhuskers sticker on the side of it, the logo, zero. Now I remember, yeah, that was good.

3:12 That was a big deal. I mean, Lincoln never gets anything like that. The auditorium was packed. Everyone was really excited. It was Hollywood was there.

3:18 Drew It was like 3,000 people that day. Remember that?

3:21 Happy, let's go down and see those Loveline boys.

3:24 Adam Yeah, now how was it? Be honest, don't say, don't sugar coat it.

3:29 It was great. You guys, somebody asked a question about, there was this girl who's dating a Mormon guy and she asked this question about it and I was raised Mormon. So I was relating to this question. And I was sitting next to my girlfriend at the time and she was like, yeah, I think you're messed up because of that.

3:48 Maroon 5 So you messed up his game, basically.

3:50 You messed me, screwed him up.

3:53 Adam It's always bad when you're watching something with the old lady that hits home for you. Like, he wants to be intimate, but then he wants to finish on me. And you're like going, oh, you know when they hit you and Dr. Phil's going, well, does he have a tumor? And you're like going, oh, let's change the channel. Like, once in a while, like most of the stuff they talk about they got nothing to do with you, but once in a while they get you. Like they get right in your wheelhouse and it seems, or they talk about some infidelity that maybe you had or some situation, whatever it is that mirrors you. And it's always weird whether you talk, do you bring it up? Like, you know, do you go-

4:31 Maroon 5 It doesn't even matter, they still feel it.

4:32 Adam They feel it.

4:33 Maroon 5 And they make you feel it too.

4:34 Adam And you feel it too, but do you say anything? Or you just kind of look down and you want to change your channel, but if you do it too quickly, it seems desperate and guilty.

4:43 Drew Don't you get the, you see?

4:44 Adam Oh, well, yeah, I do get the-

4:47 Maroon 5 Not even the words, just the looks.

4:48 Drew No, no, you get the explicit, you see. I remember that theater had a huge, huge, wide- With no aisle, right? No aisle in the middle, right? It's giant, giant.

4:59 When they built that, that was a huge deal because, you know, Lincoln was lacking in a proper performance.

5:04 Maroon 5 I totally understand, like, when you get annoying when we talk about LA, how intimidating it is for you. I'm feeling that right now.

5:11 Adam Right, because, Adam, you're from Los Angeles?

5:14 Maroon 5 I'm from here, man. Born and raised, and like Los Angeles, Los Angeles, 310-2323, like two and three.

5:19 Drew Two Adams were separated at birth, I think. Adam was just talking about the lack of accuracy of any of the available tests to measure intelligence.

5:28 Maroon 5 Absolutely.

5:29 Drew And of course, they don't measure intelligence. They measure just what you learned at school. And as both of you didn't attend school.

5:34 Adam Oh, right.

5:35 Maroon 5 I attended school, I just wasn't paying attention.

5:36 Drew Didn't pay attention. Adam went to a school, but it wasn't the place we learned. Where'd you go?

5:39 Adam What school did you go to?

5:40 Maroon 5 I went to Brentwood, which is very, very preppy and very focused on, or not focused on education as much as focused on green.

5:46 Drew I spoke at Brentwood. Did someone down?

5:48 Maroon 5 You probably did. Yeah, it's really pretty.

5:51 Adam It's shit. Is it a public, like once in a while you see these public schools and you go, wow, is this a private college?

5:56 Maroon 5 It's private, but it looks nice. Yeah, it's really, really nice.

5:59 Adam It's by OJ's house. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you, I know it sounds morbid, but when I saw, I went to North Hollywood High. So like whenever there's some tragedy to school, like Columbine and they're going through, well, it was at the mezzanine level of the library.

6:12 I'm always like, oh, what is this?

6:15 Adam It's three stories worth of library with a whole glass facade and an elevator. Like we had stuff with wheels on it.

6:22 Maroon 5 My girlfriend went to Columbine.

6:24 Adam Really?

6:24 Maroon 5 She graduated a year before. Interesting.

6:28 Drew Are you from Nebraska?

6:29 Adam That tragedy about a great looking, amazing looking school.

6:33 Maroon 5 Yeah. One of those adds a gorgeous school.

6:35 It's like a college.

6:36 Maroon 5 All right.

6:37 Adam Well, that's a, I guess it's a pretty small world, right? I mean, Columbine has got to be what, 3,000 students?

6:45 Maroon 5 It's not big, but it's public. I don't think it's a private school, though. It's public, which is surprising.

6:49 Adam That's the part I was angry about. Private, I don't mind. Brentwood's beautiful campus. Somebody pays to go there. The kids at these beautiful schools, the public ones, why not me? Why not North Holly, why not me? Asphalt everywhere. Every, half the bungalows have wheels on them. That's where they send the stupid kids out to the wheeled bungalows. I don't know what it is. It's like, get used to staying in places that have wheels.

7:15 Drew No, it's like-

7:16 Adam Cause you'll be living in a trailer.

7:17 Drew That's right, that's exactly right.

7:18 Adam You're breaking in. Nice smooth transition.

7:19 Drew The trailer trash room.

7:20 Adam You go right from the temporary bungalows, maybe into some makeshift work camp, and then right into your trailer. There you go, that's where you'll die.

7:29 Drew I invented a new word, if you notice.

7:31 Adam What?

7:31 Drew The trailer trash room, instead of the trailer classroom.

7:33 Adam It's always bad too, like my buddy, the Wheeze had this, you know that the, it's bad when you're in high school and you have one teacher, like that's a bad sign. Like all, yeah, when, yeah, Mr. Sopanzi teach, yeah, well, I got them all day long. I got them all day. Yeah, no, eight o'clock to 3.30, same guy.

7:52 Drew Wheeze had that?

7:53 Adam I think he did, yeah.

7:54 Drew I think it's worse than you.

7:55 Adam They let them out to auto shop and then, and then it was right back.

7:58 Drew That is worse than you. Isn't everything said to hope for you?

8:00 Adam No, I had no hope. I still have no hope. But I'm literally a millionaire, so it's great. We're gonna hear something off the CD. I think we're gonna hear it in the first hour here, yes? Maybe even the first break, Drew. So I'm looking at this piece of paper. Do you know, let's see. Last week, their single hit the number one on the top 40 hot AC and modern AC at the same time. That's what it sounded like. And are there any? Oh, you're doing, you're doing Leno on today's show? Oh, next month. I saw Leno and I saw today and I thought, huh? And then I did the math, but see, I wasn't a good student. So I could barely do that math. All right, Drew. Oh, and out with John Mayer, who was in here a couple months back.

8:46 Maroon 5 Yeah, John Mayer here?

8:48 Adam Yes.

8:49 Maroon 5 He loves to talk.

8:50 Adam He's a good talker.

8:51 Maroon 5 He is a good talker.

8:53 Adam Yeah, he likes the ladies. I remember that. Let's see. I remember he's tall, he's a better looking person, and he loves the ladies. And he's got a good vocabulary.

9:02 Maroon 5 Very intelligent and very articulate.

9:03 Adam Smart. Yeah. Well, and it comes across in his music. I would say. Tom?

9:07 Yes.

9:08 Adam You're 22?

9:09 Caller Mm-hmm.

9:10 Adam What's up?

9:11 Caller Yes, I have a question. The last three months, I've been dating this girl and recently we finally had sex for the first time and I found out that I was a pre-ejaculator and...

9:25 Adam Now was that be contacted via the mail or is it just something you learned on the job?

9:32 Caller This is something I learned on the job.

9:34 Adam All right.

9:35 Caller And then what else happened is as we were doing it, it was pretty quick and then it started going down rapidly, like really quick. And then we started doing it again and it wouldn't go back up at all.

9:53 Drew You lost your virginity last month. You're 22.

9:56 Caller Huh?

9:57 Drew You lost your virginity at 22?

9:58 Caller Yes.

9:58 Drew You're gay.

10:00 Adam Are you into the... Do you like the fellas at all?

10:03 Caller No, not at all.

10:04 Adam Not at all? You don't want to protest too much. Like when people say, what, am I into dudes? I'm like, yeah. You are cool, but not against them.

10:16 Caller No, I'm not into that. I just never really got around, just kind of just waited, I guess. And anyway, so...

10:23 Drew Well, tell me more about yourself. You sound like you're a healthy, normal person, no medical problems.

10:30 Caller No, no medical problems that I know of. I mean, I'm pretty healthy.

10:33 Drew How tall are you?

10:35 Caller I'm 5'5.

10:38 Drew Because I go down that path because you sound younger than 22. Makes me wonder if you sort of have any developmental issues or if maybe some of this sexual dysfunction is related to something biological. And maybe the reason that you had no drive to lose your virginity is part of some biological issue.

10:56 Caller Yeah, that could be.

10:58 Adam We, we talked to 14 year olds who have lost their virginity and then I had to tap in some ass.

11:05 Caller I wrote my chopper over your dance condo and I was banging this seventh grader for a while. I got a lot of smoke.

11:15 Adam That's what the 14 year olds sound like who are getting laid. So maybe the 22 year olds who aren't getting laid sound like the 14 year olds. Do you see what I'm saying?

11:23 Caller Yeah, that could be. But yeah, it's just difficult because now we want to do it quite often.

11:30 Drew We're 15 minutes above his call.

11:31 Adam Drew Spidey sense has been tingling this entire show. Yes, Drew?

11:36 Drew Yes, yes. This entire call.

11:38 Adam Entire call. And Drew's not normally wrong.

11:41 Drew I'm not wrong with this something up.

11:44 Adam He's wrong about everything actually. On some kind of bizarre turn of events, he's never wrong with this. But then on the other hand, he's a diminutive guy. He's 5'5.

11:57 Drew But maybe there's some biological developmental issue.

11:59 Adam Alright.

11:59 Drew Tom? Ah, we busted him.

12:03 Adam No. He's going to come back. Really?

12:06 Caller Yeah.

12:07 Drew There he is. Tom?

12:08 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

12:09 Adam Alright, so you're 5'5. How much do you weigh?

12:11 Caller I weigh 175.

12:14 Drew And are your parents very tall?

12:17 Caller My dad is pretty tall, but my mom is really short.

12:20 Drew Do you masturbate? Were you masturbating regularly before this whole experience?

12:25 Caller Do what?

12:25 Drew Do you masturbate regularly?

12:26 Caller Yeah, at least once a day.

12:29 Drew At least once a day. Well, maybe back off. Yeah, just back off that a little bit. And this should take care of itself, I suspect. Because this is first time out.

12:40 Adam Is this your girlfriend you're doing it with? Alright, you work it in.

12:46 Drew Don't even worry about it. Do not even worry about it. This will take care of itself.

12:50 Caller Because I worry because we keep doing it so often, and it just seems like it doesn't want to go up at all.

12:59 Caller Adam, you got anything to say?

13:01 Maroon 5 I think it's strange because I lost my virginity when I was 15. And it was difficult because I was so unbelievably nervous. And I think that can be a big thing. And you sound kind of nervous too.

13:12 Drew Yeah, but I'm nervous because this is a bogus call. I don't buy this for sale.

13:16 Adam Yeah, some people, I've said this, they don't sound sincere. It's like Keanu Reeves. You can't believe anything they say. Everything sounds like bad acting out of their mouths. I don't know.

13:28 Maroon 5 We just want to hang out and talk to us though?

13:31 Drew It didn't all add up to me. It's not even about how he sounds. It's just the score didn't add up. Anyway, if indeed this is the real thing and if indeed he doesn't have any biological problems and the fact that he can masturbate every day suggests he does not and his mom has short stature and so does he, just relax. It doesn't take care of itself. First time out, all kinds of things happen. But by the way, he changed the story midstream. He was talking about first time out and we're going to want to do it very often and then we came back and he said we're trying it all the time and it won't go up.

13:56 Maroon 5 Didn't he say he was a premature ejaculator though?

13:59 Drew Well, he's first time out. Give him one chance to tell us it's bogus.

14:03 Adam Come on, Drew. Just tell Drew he's right, would you please?

14:08 Drew Say it's bogus.

14:09 Adam Is it bogus? No. Drew, would you shut up? Why do we have to have your mic on all the time? What about that phone one I wanted to get you?

14:19 Drew You could complain even more about the...

14:22 Adam No, look, if I shut your mic, I would just have you here. I mean, first off, shows need mascots. You know what I mean?

14:28 Drew It would be great if I could just stick an actual cigar store Indian here. And walk out.

14:33 Adam No, I like knowing you're here. And plus, we do have nice walks to the bathroom during the break.

14:39 Drew All right. I'm not entertained. I'm just a receptacle for your wisdom.

14:44 Adam Thank you.

14:44 Drew Genius.

14:46 Adam That sounds gaugery, being a receptacle for my wisdom. Sally? Yes. You're 18? Yes. Are you bulimic?

14:55 Caller Yes.

14:56 Adam What's up?

14:58 Caller I was calling, I suppose this is a call for Dr. Drew. I've had a problem with bulimia for a while now, perhaps since I was 11 or so.

15:07 Drew Has it ever been, you've been treated, right? Never been treated?

15:11 Caller I've never come forward with it, really.

15:13 Drew Okay, well, it's going to come forward on its own when you start having heart problems and bone problems.

15:19 Adam Wait a minute. Now, wait, she stopped. Now, hold on a second. Can you stay? You don't believe it. If someone said, look, I had a problem with alcohol and I stopped that, I had a problem with speed and I stopped, you'd say, well, unless you're getting treatment, you're just putting it off.

15:32 Drew Yeah, yeah.

15:32 Adam You're just, you're kidding yourself.

15:34 Drew Bulimia does.

15:34 Adam How about bulimia?

15:35 Drew Bulimia can remit for long periods of time.

15:37 Adam What does that mean?

15:38 Drew It can go away for a long time, for a long period of time.

15:40 Adam Can you quit? Can you stop it?

15:41 Drew You can quit spontaneously as it happens, but it will come back again. It will always reemerge. But her thing is-

15:46 Adam Always? 10 years later?

15:48 Drew Very, very routinely reemerge. But it doesn't need to necessarily be very active again.

15:53 Adam All right.

15:53 Drew But she's described me activity since 11.

15:56 Adam Yeah, but she hasn't stopped, Sally? You haven't stopped?

15:59 Caller I try to stop and maybe a month will go by or something like that. I usually go in like three months at a time.

16:06 Drew You will get very, very serious medical problems eventually. You'll have fertility problems. You'll stop ovulating. You will have heart problems. Potentially your heart can stop. You'll lose the enamel on your teeth. You'll get esophageal problems. That's just to name a few.

16:21 Adam That's all from throwing up?

16:22 Drew That's all from throwing up. Your body does not function in those circumstances.

16:26 It really creates serious, serious...

16:28 Caller I've intended to get help once I go to college and I have a little more freedom. And I have financial freedom and so forth.

16:35 Drew And that's why the vomiting, too, by the way, is because everyone is so down your throat and your family.

16:39 Adam You're like intrusive parents?

16:43 Caller You might say that. I'm not at home really much. I'm at boarding school.

16:48 Adam That's what happened to Adam. They sent him away to Brentwood School to try to buy him off. He wouldn't go for it. He rebelled and started a band. Exactly. He got laid at 15. All right, Sally. All right, so your parents have money. They sent you away to boarding school. You don't feel the connection with them and they need you to be perfect, right?

17:12 Yeah, you might say that.

17:13 Adam All right.

17:14 Drew Well, it's like a bulimic recipe.

17:17 Right.

17:17 Adam So now you're going to go off to college.

17:21 Yes.

17:21 Adam Where are you going to go to college? I bet they have some services there or something, right?

17:27 Drew They have a medical school. They have lots of services for students. Take advantage of it immediately. I'm sorry. I said BU has a medical school. They have lots of student services. Take advantage of them immediately as soon as you get there. And this is something you're going to need help with.

17:43 Adam What's the worst time to have bulimia? Like if you had five years, what would be the worst five years?

17:49 Caller Like 10 to 15?

17:50 Drew Yeah.

17:51 Adam So when your body's changing, growing?

17:53 Drew Yeah. And it's also, the earlier the onset, the more profound the pathology. It really suggests really serious mental health problems.

18:01 Adam But just from a pure physical standpoint. And by the way, do you get screwed up permanently? I mean, if you have some bone density problem or something like that?

18:11 Drew You can have permanent vascular problems, you can have permanent heart problems, you can have permanent soft gel problems.

18:17 Caller It's really bad on the teeth too, right?

18:18 Drew The teeth can be eroded and you can have permanent infertility. You can have ovarian failure.

18:24 Adam And, and is it the, is it the vomit, is it the acid coming back up? Is it you not getting the nutrients that you need? Is it all, all those things?

18:31 Drew It's not just the acid, it's the content of the fluids that you're chronically losing and the kidneys trying to hang on to them.

18:37 Adam Oh, really?

18:37 Drew And yeah, you lose.

18:38 Adam But it's not the heaving?

18:39 Drew It's not the actual, it's not, no, not the stress of the heaving. Although that does erode the esophagus and the teeth.

18:46 Adam I have a, you know, I'm always amazed like when people tell you they haven't vomited because of booze or maybe once because of booze. Adam, never?

18:53 Maroon 5 I haven't vomited since I was nine years old.

18:55 Adam Really?

18:56 Maroon 5 And I've had plenty to drink since.

18:58 Adam Oh, really?

18:58 Maroon 5 Yeah, I mean, I drink. And honestly, I haven't even, this is actually a really bizarre thing. I haven't even felt, the last time I felt nauseated, I was walking out of a movie theater when I was nine years old and I had just seen a really bad motorcycle accident. And I got really sick.

19:14 Adam Outside of the theater?

19:15 Maroon 5 And that was, yeah, literally outside, I had like gummy bears in the movie theater and I was a kid and I barfed it all up and that was literally the last time I even felt the slightest bit nauseated.

19:24 Drew Wow. You're missing something very exciting. Extremely lucky.

19:28 Adam It's your brain man. Oh, it's so awful. Yeah.

19:31 Maroon 5 No, no, it's strange though, man. I mean, maybe I just don't pass that, especially with drinking, maybe I just don't pass that threshold. But I do, man. I've gotten wasted before.

19:39 Caller I've seen you raging drunk.

19:41 Maroon 5 Yeah.

19:41 Adam You just, and when you go to bed, the bed's not spinning around?

19:45 Maroon 5 Well, I mean, in high school, I used to dig that. I had no problem with it. It was a bizarre personality.

19:53 Drew Let's hear a song.

19:54 Adam Yeah.

19:55 Drew In honor of Adam's heavyweight status, the dueling Adam's heavyweight status.

19:59 Adam Yeah, that's pretty good. No, this Adam.

20:01 Drew Yeah, but you're still heavyweight.

20:02 Adam I vomited though because of alcohol probably into the 40s, maybe.

20:10 Maroon 5 You're supposed to feel better afterwards and I have felt the pain of a really bad hangover. So I'm sure it would have relieved me a few times.

20:16 Adam I'm not sure what it does for the hangover. I don't know that it helps the hangover that much. It just actually makes you feel better in the moment. It probably takes a little something off the hangover. Hey, Drew, what do you, any, you don't know? Drew was a coke guy. He don't know. He's into the booger sugar. I'm into the booze.

20:34 Maroon 5 Remember that dude at the airport, the little kid, when we were walking down the escalator? We were just at the airport and this kid was kind of standing on the escalator and just looked really uncomfortable. And there was a lot of people going through customs and there were so many people and the poor kid was everywhere, man, all over the place, everybody around him, everybody got some lovin.

20:51 Drew My kids, they were running to Chuck E. Cheese, running to the entrance, they were so excited, got so excited, Douglas just spewed all over the entrance, all over the glass window, over the front door.

21:04 Adam True, you got to tip someone out pretty good who's going to take care of that.

21:06 Drew Are you kidding? No one can get in or out, they took care of it fast.

21:09 Adam I don't know what to say, get into the pocket, would you buddy, Guatemalan kid with the squeegees, got to look after your kids? Come on. Alright everybody, Maroon 5, let's hear something, songs about Jane, name of the CD, cute up there Chris, this one's called This Love. Hey, everybody, Maroon 5 in the studio tonight. Adam and James both here. Songs about Jane, name of the CD. We're gonna take a quick break. And then, Drew, we're gonna come back, talk to Stephanie, thinks her husband is gay, and they're getting a divorce. That's titillating.

25:01 Caller Awesome.

25:02 Adam Yeah, all that after this.

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25:24 Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

25:26 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Adam and James both here from Maroon 5. Songs about Jane, name of the CD. Now, when we left off, we were gonna talk to Stephanie, who's 24, Stephanie.

25:44 Hello.

25:45 Adam Yeah.

25:46 Caller Hi, I'm going through a really hard time right now because I'm going through a divorce from somebody, my husband, who we were married for four years.

25:54 Adam Can you speak up a little bit?

25:55 Okay.

25:55 Drew It's funny how when you're divorced, you usually are divorcing from your husband.

25:58 Adam Okay, I'm going through a divorce right now.

26:00 Caller My husband and me, we were married for four years. But when we were married, he would never make love to me. It would be like once every eight months. He wouldn't tell me the reason why. It was weird because we met off the internet. And then we were talking for two months over the phone. And it was like a community where of these Asian people, where we know each other, it's a small community. So all the like parents know each other. So they kind of knew his family kind of. So we met and we dated for a year. And you know, it was normal. He, you know, he was good to me. He loved me, everything.

26:34 Drew Was he involved sexually with you during that year?

26:36 Caller Yeah, we were not, we were like a normal couple.

26:40 Drew And what did that mean to you guys? How often were you having sex?

26:43 Caller Like every time we see each other, okay, when we first met each other, we didn't do anything for like three months, okay? And then like, you know, you like, you get to know each other, you fall in love, whatever, you do all that.

26:53 Adam Now, hold on, if Drew doesn't cut himself a slice in the first three days, he's out, he's gone. Forget about three months, he's adopted, you understand? Pager goes off, so does he, you know what I'm saying?

27:06 Caller And anyways, so then we fell in love, we got married, we did a whole white wedding, everything. And I thought, you know, it was gonna be the same like when we were dating, but then.

27:15 Adam All right, hold on. Did we find out at all how he was sexually?

27:18 Drew No, no, I did not get it. He wants that they were normal, whatever that is.

27:21 Adam Right, you wanted to know when they first started going out or became intimate.

27:25 Drew What was the rhythm?

27:25 Adam What was the rhythm? Once a week, twice a week, how'd that go? She said they didn't do anything for three months.

27:31 Drew And then she advanced to the wedding.

27:33 Adam Right, Stephanie, did you guys ever have what you would call normal sex life?

27:39 Caller He was my first everything, so I'm not sure.

27:42 Adam Yeah, that's what we're trying to figure out. Don't they have like, what magazines do they read, Drew?

27:50 Drew They?

27:50 Adam No, I mean women.

27:53 Drew Oh, Cosmo.

27:54 Adam Cosmo, you ever read Cosmo? I did, but- Oh, you mean you thought of them in Asians? It's just, it's all, no pictures. No advertisements, just schematics. Just folding schematics, just equations you and I couldn't understand. Hey, you really, and that's a tip of the hat to the people. Stephanie?

28:17 Drew Uh-huh?

28:18 Adam All right, so how many, would you tell us how many times a week you guys humped, please? Drew, I would like to kill myself.

28:31 Maroon 5 Maybe it's because it was once.

28:33 Drew No, whatever it is, we have no idea.

28:35 Adam They're having a normal, she was saying at the beginning.

28:37 Drew She was going back into, we didn't do it for three months. That's what she was launching back into again.

28:42 Caller What I'm talking about, when we got married.

28:44 Drew Stephanie, Stephanie, stop, stop, stop. Stop.

28:47 Adam When?

28:47 Drew When you started having sex, after that three month moratorium, after that three month period where you didn't, how often would you have sex with him?

28:55 Caller Okay, when we were dating.

28:56 Drew Ba-ba-ba-ba, just answer the question. No explanation, no nothing. Okay, after you, after you started.

29:02 Adam Once you started, how often?

29:04 Caller Every.

29:05 Every time we saw each other.

29:07 Caller How often? Every time we saw each other, once a week.

29:09 Drew Once a week.

29:09 Adam Ah, do you see how long even, even trying to squeeze that in with every time we saw each other. Who the hell knows how often that is?

29:14 Drew Yeah, how do you expect us to know how often you saw each other?

29:17 Caller I was gonna tell you this, but you guys were being whatever.

29:22 Drew Not being whatever.

29:22 Adam All right, what happened?

29:23 Drew This is why they're not having sex. Why, because Stephanie's got a first time.

29:27 Adam You got a person, no, you wouldn't admit it. All right, keep going.

29:31 Caller Okay, so anyways.

29:33 Adam And by the way, are you proud of the fact that it took us 15 goddamn minutes to find out how often you guys boink?

29:39 Caller I told you already.

29:41 Adam Yeah, on our 28th try it came out. How dare you waste my valuable time? All right, so anyway, he dumped you. And now what?

29:51 Drew Well, he hasn't dumped yet. He's not having sex. And therefore the divorce followed.

29:56 Caller Yeah, well, we got married. He just would never like wanna do anything with me.

30:01 Drew Here's the deal. Whatever it is, it has very little to do with that. That's just the symptom.

30:05 Adam Do you think he's gay?

30:06 Caller I don't know. I think so because I found dildos and stuff and I would ask him like, what is all this for? And he said, oh, it's for you. And I said, well, if it's for me, why didn't you use it on me? Good point. And I would be like, okay.

30:21 Adam Just imagine the communication.

30:23 Drew What is his version of that story? I would love to hear his version.

30:27 Adam Yeah, I don't know.

30:28 Drew That's not what happened.

30:29 Adam Were they still in the package?

30:31 Caller Yeah, this is what happened. We came down to see my family. And then he would tell me, I'm gonna go to the gun store and like, you can stay and spend time with your mom. And I said, okay, that's fine. So then we came home and I did his laundry. I found a receipt. And it was like, it had like, it was like magazines, nudie magazines and novel piece. I asked him, I said, you know, what is this receipt for? Well, when did you go to the porno store? You're not even doing it with me. Why would you go there and buy the stuff? And then he pulled out the toy and said, oh, well, here, it's for you. And I said, if it was for me, it's been three days. You would have used it on me right away if you were, you know, if you wanted to be with me.

31:09 Drew This is not about the sex, Stephanie.

31:11 Adam I would have used it on her, but it wham, right on the head with the-

31:13 Drew El Cabong.

31:14 Adam El Cabong with like the 6D cell batteries, just pow. El Del Bong. Pow. I'm a kisser. Oh, what a ball buster.

31:26 Drew Yeah, this is the problem.

31:27 Adam Let me tell you something about the Asian ladies. And you know, I don't like the stereotype.

31:30 Drew Oh yeah, I know that about you.

31:32 Adam They're usually quiet. You get that Mrs. Livingston type from Gorgia Pavetti's father. But when they, once that mouse starts going, look out, now you got the dragon lady. There's no in between. You know what I mean? Once you get that, that's trouble. So you gotta find one that just doesn't talk at all. Because once they get going, they don't stop. And they're tough too, the tough ladies.

31:52 Drew Stephanie's got something going on.

31:53 Adam Stephanie has something going on. I'm sure her man has something going on too.

31:59 Drew I'm sure, because that's how they found each other.

32:01 Adam All right, so they're getting a divorce. They don't have any kids. Stephanie, no children, right?

32:07 Caller Yeah, we don't have any kids. He never made love to me. Hello.

32:10 Adam Okay, all right, sorry.

32:12 Drew Excuse me, he never did?

32:14 Caller Well, four times the four years we were married.

32:18 Adam Yeah, but okay. The point is you don't have children. You're angry and a little screwed up. I'm sure he's even worse than you are. This is a good time to break clean. You have no children. And then get a little therapy, take a few years off, a lot of therapy.

32:35 Drew Yeah, yeah. What's he into guns about? Why is he into guns?

32:42 Caller Because I don't know. He just had a fascination with guns and stuff.

32:46 And he would like kind of like to keep the blacks away from the liquor storage room.

32:52 Adam Listen, Stephanie, that was very racist.

32:56 Drew No kidding.

32:57 Adam And Asians getting the guns that they're looking to protect the liquor store. Stephanie, I'm sorry you had to hear that. Now listen to me, get some therapy.

33:09 Caller Do you think it was my fault though?

33:10 Drew No, no. It has nothing to do with the sex. Everything to do with-

33:15 Adam You're fine.

33:16 Drew Yeah, it has everything to do with the relationship and the kinds of emotional, what's going on emotionally with you two is why there's no physical relationship.

33:26 Adam No kids, you made a mistake, you move on.

33:28 Drew Here's the deal, Stephanie, unless you work on yourself a bit, you're gonna find another guy just like your husband or which is probably what you're actually, you go out and find some guy that beats the crap out of you.

33:37 Adam Really?

33:37 Drew Because that's the other version of this.

33:39 Adam And don't meet guys over the internet. No, please. That's the lesson.

33:43 Caller Silk, hey, what's happening, Adam?

33:45 Adam You're 15, you have a question for the band?

33:47 Caller Yep. All right. Oh, wait, Adam, before I forget, I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. This is coming up in a few days.

33:55 Adam No, yeah, it's not yet.

33:57 Caller Whatever.

33:58 Adam Although you wouldn't know it if you check the K-Rock birthday calendar because ironically, we were just talking to Stephanie on the phone. If you look at May 27th, when it actually is my birthday, you'll see a name that's really unpronounceable. Drew, go ahead. It's really, it's a slap in the face. It's a slap in the face. There's a whole laminated sheet that says May birthdays. Actually, one of them says, you already celebrated my birthday. Someone actually wrote on there, my birthday was last month. It's not this month's too. Under my birthday, nothing. Unknown temp is in there. Disrespectful man, it's horrible. It's not forgotten, not forgotten. Silk? Yes. Go ahead.

34:40 Caller Well, I have, of course, a question for Maroon 5. And I want to know who came up with the album title, which is songs about Jane and like who Jane is.

34:54 Maroon 5 I thought I would avoid this one on the show.

34:55 Caller Nobody's ever asked that question.

34:57 Maroon 5 That's actually a commonly asked question. Jane is my ex-girlfriend and I wrote a lot of songs about her obviously over a period of time in my life. And I felt like when it was time to name the record, it was just kind of the most sincere way to label it just because it was really.

35:15 Adam How does she feel about it?

35:16 Maroon 5 Appropriate.

35:17 Adam Do you talk? Does she care?

35:18 Maroon 5 Well, I asked a long time ago, which was kind of still around the time that we were talking, I asked her permission because I knew that I would have to be talking about her a lot and she was flattered and totally happy with it. I don't know if that's changed over time.

35:29 Adam Did you dump her or she dumped you?

35:32 Maroon 5 We kind of parted ways actually. It was pretty, everything's pretty copacetic.

35:37 Drew No kidding.

35:38 Adam Of course.

35:43 Drew But Drew's song, their album's called About Jane. Yours is gonna be about My Young Ju Yun.

35:48 Adam Yeah, here's by the way, May 27th right there on the K-Rock Who's Having a Birthday This Month. By the way, how many names are on this goddamn thing? How many days, what are there? How many days in May?

36:01 Drew 20, 31.

36:03 Adam There are 31, there are at least 20 names on there. Amy Stevens, a dear friend of ours, I had to put a note last month, everybody. They're trying to actually give her a second birthday. But no, I got Mayoung Jo Yoon where my birthday is. And by the way, it's someone no one has heard of in the building.

36:21 Maroon 5 That's horrible.

36:22 Adam An unknown employee has taken the place. And by the way, I am the crown, and the jewel in the crown of K-Rock.

36:29 Maroon 5 You're the bread and butter of K-Rock.

36:31 Caller You keep the lights on, you're the cash register.

36:33 Adam That's right, you see this?

36:34 Maroon 5 This is the cash register. You don't need it, man. You don't need the recognition, it's all right.

36:38 Adam I know, I know, I'm better, I'm better than it. I mean, I don't need it.

36:41 Drew If anyone embarrassed you, might have called you out, you know, made you feel.

36:44 Adam You understand, I bat clean up at this station, Drew. And this, this, my own junior, young, you know, this is, this is a bat girl or boy.

36:53 Maroon 5 It's laminated too.

36:54 Adam Oh yeah, it's sticking to things.

36:55 Maroon 5 But it's laminated, that's like, that's pretty professional for just a birthday list.

36:58 Adam Someone gave it some thought. And I still can't figure out the gender of this person that has taken my very important slide.

37:04 Caller Is that where the Asian stuff comes, or are you upset?

37:06 Drew Yeah, that's why, I have to speak.

37:07 Adam Obviously, yeah.

37:08 Maroon 5 It's bitter.

37:08 Adam Yeah, I'm pretty bitter about my own life. I don't know.

37:12 Maroon 5 So you know who knows who it is, really?

37:14 Caller No. No, not on this side.

37:18 Adam All right, so, oh yeah, Silk.

37:20 Caller Yeah.

37:21 Adam So there you go, ex-girlfriend.

37:23 Caller I like it.

37:24 Adam Nobody's bitter.

37:25 Drew Good times.

37:26 Caller It's all good. All right, later.

37:29 Adam I like cool 15-year-old dudes.

37:31 Drew Think how different he sounds in that 22-year-old we were talking to half an hour ago.

37:35 Adam Yeah. That guy was like a wind-up beanie, a spaz, and silks. And by the way, silk, if he's not getting laid, I will be getting laid very soon. Because that's what the ladies like. They like a guy. Yes, they're like quite confident.

37:49 Maroon 5 Yeah, we answered his question, and he's just like, all right, later, see you.

37:52 Adam Yeah, they always act like, no matter who they're talking to, they're being bothered by that person, they're talking to the band. They called, he's been on hold for, how long has he been on hold for?

38:02 Maroon 5 58 minutes.

38:02 Adam 58 minutes. He's been on hold to speak to the band, act like you guys interrupted him while he was beating off.

38:07 Maroon 5 It was a dude, it wasn't a girl. Hey Corolla.

38:10 Adam What's going on?

38:10 You actually, you named Silk a long time ago for not being Silk. Don't you remember that?

38:15 Drew I did? Same guy?

38:15 Yeah, you called him, yeah.

38:16 Adam No, I think that's a different set.

38:18 That's the dude for sure.

38:19 Adam Well, this guy is, all right, quiet down.

38:21 Drew Oh, you said he wasn't Silky or something?

38:23 Adam It's Engineer Anderson.

38:24 Just tell him, yeah, buddy.

38:25 Adam All right, buddy, thanks. How come whenever you help me out, it hurts my feelings. Now, pot your mic down. All right, let's thank you. Maroon 5 is here tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

38:42 Caller So get your problems ready. Drew, how much money do guys spend trying to get chicks?

38:50 Adam Into the billions?

38:52 Caller Cars, everything.

38:53 Adam Condoms.

38:54 Caller Everything.

38:54 Caller Hair plugs.

38:55 Adam All they need is a max deodorant body spray and a billion dollars. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LE-V-E-191. Adam and James are here from Maroon 5. Songs About Jane, Name of the CD. And now it's time to play a little something we call Germany or Florida. Now, here's how it works. I haven't played this successfully in a while, which is all bizarre stories emanate from either Germany or Florida. All this, all the sick, the macabre, the occult, it's all Germany or Florida. And I stumbled onto this about a year ago over at Jimmy Kimmel Live with all the writers who bring up bizarre stories. It always turned out it was either Germany or Florida. So you call in, you tell us the story, and then we guess, is it Germany or Florida, Drew?

39:55 Drew We don't guess, we tell them.

39:56 Adam That's right.

39:56 Drew It's Germany.

39:57 Adam That's right, that's right.

39:58 Caller Things are sick and twisted from so much fun and Nazis. Sex, meth, and death fetishes, both of them have got these.

40:04 Guaranteed not to bore you, Germany or Florida.

40:07 Adam That's right, go ahead, Nicole.

40:09 Hi, you guys. I just want to start out by saying I love the show and I've followed you guys for a very long time. Adam and James from Maroon 5. I love you music and here we go. So there was a youth violence rise and one-

40:24 Caller Do you say youth?

40:26 Yes, youth violence. And one particular story stuck out when a pint-sized but burly 12-year-old made clear what he had in mind when he dragged a 13-year-old female classmate to a remote corner of the schoolyard after school let out. If you don't play along, I'll make you dead, he told the terrified girl. After beating her nearly unconscious, he raped her. This incident, uncovered recently by horrified teachers in a small town, would have triggered banner headlines a decade ago, but instead it was ignored and buried on the inside pages of the newspaper. It was just another routine statistic until someone pointed it out.

41:02 Adam Mm-hmm, well, I gotta go Florida because of the rape element.

41:06 Drew Yeah, Florida. That's not German behavior.

41:08 Adam Germans don't rape?

41:10 Drew They do.

41:10 Adam They pillage, actually. They're pillaging people.

41:13 Drew Plundering, plundering.

41:14 Adam They plunder. They do stuff that starts with P. They're not R people. They don't relax and they don't rape, but they do a lot of plundering and pillaging.

41:23 Drew It's just, it's a little...

41:25 Adam And pilates.

41:25 Drew Stuff that's super violent is US.

41:27 Adam That's, yeah, and it didn't get any headlines. I don't know, I'm going, we're going Florida. Adam, James, now you don't...

41:33 Maroon 5 Absolutely Florida.

41:34 Adam You don't have to.

41:35 Caller I trust your instinct.

41:36 Maroon 5 It doesn't sound twisted enough for a typical human.

41:38 Adam Don't listen to us though. I mean, if you want German...

41:41 Caller Well, if it was Germany, like he would have eaten her or something.

41:45 Adam Yeah, Germany would have been, not raping, would have been dismembered and consumed.

41:49 Caller So I say Florida.

41:49 Adam We're all Florida. We're all going Florida, Nicole.

41:52 Actually, it was a small town near Munich in Germany.

41:57 Drew Wow, so how heartwarming to know it's over there too. Laughing time is over.

42:02 Adam Thanks Nicole.

42:03 According to government data, the use between ages 14 and 18 account for nearly 13% of the total felonies committed in Germany.

42:09 Maroon 5 You know what though? I think that when they said, when you quoted the person saying, I'll make you dead, it sounded kind of German.

42:14 Drew Translation, I got that too.

42:16 Maroon 5 I sounded kind of German. I was thinking maybe, but damn it.

42:19 Adam Yeah, I just sound really stupid Floridian, you know?

42:22 Caller Yeah, we're going to Germany in two weeks.

42:24 Maroon 5 Uh-oh, maybe they'll make us dead.

42:25 Drew Enjoy.

42:26 Adam Wow, yeah, all right, well, that was a big oh-four.

42:30 Drew That was a good one.

42:31 Adam It was a good one.

42:32 Drew Yeah, very well done.

42:32 Adam All right, we'll be back, I'll tell you that. And by the way, let me tell you something about me and Drew and Loveline in general. We don't sit around and lick our wounds. No, no, we move forward, we press forward. Like any champion, we get up, dust ourselves off.

42:46 Drew We'll see what happens.

42:46 Adam Dust ourselves off, we're off the canvas in nine, and we're back in fighting form. Yes, Drew?

42:52 Drew Absolutely. Absolutely.

42:56 Adam Okay, we're gonna take another call. Hey, you want me to just shout out more sort of-

43:02 Drew Dispass.

43:03 Adam Just more boxing quotes. Crystal? Mm-hmm. We'll pull ourselves up by our own bootstraps, and sometimes even underpants, because it feels good. Go ahead, Crystal.

43:15 Okay, so I have a question. I'm a little concerned that I'm gonna get cervical cancer. I dated a guy off and on for about seven months. It turned out that the girl before him, he obviously had sexual relations with her. She went, long story short, she went and got her pap smear. There was abnormalities in her pap smear. They also did like a little biopsy. She has, in another test, HIV test, STD test. They did a, it's called a HPV test. You have to actually ask for that. And it's a human papilloma virus, and it came back positive that she did have that. And the biopsy of her cervical cells showed up that they were precancerous. So I went two weeks ago to get my pap smear to get done and to get the HPV virus test. My pap smear came back fine. However, the HPV test came back positive. So it said that I was exposed to it. And I've been doing a reading on WebMD, talking to my doctor. I have to come back every six months now.

44:17 Drew I also know that about 50% of people your age have this.

44:20 Caller Yeah, it's not that much.

44:21 Yeah, it's at 80% like a women have it. They just don't know they have it.

44:24 Drew Right, it's extremely common.

44:26 Adam 80% of women don't have it. 80% of the women who have it don't know they have it.

44:31 Yeah, and she had inflammation of the uterus and that's what, as soon as she had her pap smear, the doctor noticed it. So I don't have any inflammation. I don't have any warts. I don't have any like herpes. I have nothing, but I am exposed to this virus.

44:43 Drew No, you have the wart virus. You have it, you will have warts. You will have pain.

44:47 Adam Well, does that mean she'll necessarily have warts?

44:49 Drew Well, not necessarily the warts.

44:51 That's not what the doctor said.

44:52 Drew Not necessarily the warts. You have the wart. Having the warts, having the wart virus, the same thing.

44:58 Because on what she had said, like the smaller risk is like the warts and then the high risk. It's like they give you all these different numbers. So basically, I'm not going to dance because, you know.

45:10 Adam The S word. Why don't you go to finishing school, by the way?

45:12 Drew Crystal, let me talk to her and spread this out.

45:14 Adam I got put on hold for saying, she dropped the S word. Very casually, too.

45:19 Maroon 5 It was casually.

45:20 Drew She's S-ing herself.

45:21 Adam Oh, she said she was S-ing in her pants. Which I don't even know people did anymore. Let me, and by the way, let me yell it. Hey, listen, potty mouth.

45:31 Drew Bitch.

45:32 Adam How about you quit S-ing in your mouth?

45:34 Yeah, I know. I'm under a little bit of stress.

45:36 Drew Crystal, straighten this out for a sec.

45:38 Adam You're talking a mile a minute. You're all right.

45:40 Drew You understand that most people your age have this.

45:43 That's what my doctor said.

45:44 Drew Okay, stop, stop, stop. If this were that big a deal, don't you think everyone, every, you know, half the women on earth will be freaking out? The fact is the reason you have pap smears is to prevent this from going on to forming full-blown cancer. That's why you have pap smears. So you just keep getting your pap smears. They'll pick it up. They'll do the cryo, whatever they have to do if it shows up and that's that. That's it.

46:06 You also said that it can go away on its own. And my question to Dr. Drew was going to be, what are the chances or have you heard any like percentages of it actually going away?

46:15 Drew Yes, yes. It's rather common for it to go away. It takes about five, it takes about five years.

46:20 Adam It could be post-menopausal.

46:21 Drew However, the ones that go away are the ones not typically prone to causing the cervical cancer. It's the more persistent one that causes the cervical cancer.

46:31 Adam Are you mad at your boyfriend?

46:32 Well, he's not my boyfriend anymore. He hasn't been for a while.

46:38 Drew You're joining your gender, it's so common. So that's why you have pap sclerosis, it's why you stay on top of these things. It's fine, it's going to be fine.

46:46 Adam She drive me nuts.

46:47 Maroon 5 Can I ask a question really quickly? Did you say 50% of women have what?

46:51 Drew HPV.

46:52 Maroon 5 Which is what?

46:53 Drew The ward virus.

46:54 Adam The virus.

46:55 Maroon 5 Sorry, I was in and out of this conversation.

46:56 Drew Okay, here we go, we gotta break.

46:57 Adam Oh, we gotta take a break. Drew's fired up. Every time Drew says that makes me think he has warts. I picture warts on your Pepe.

47:02 Drew They're all, look, they're all over the place.

47:04 Adam No, but mostly on your Pepe.

47:05 I like to just picture your Pepe.

47:07 Adam All right, Adam and James here, Maroon 5, we'll take a quick break, we'll be right back.

47:11 Caller All right, guys, bottom line, here's the deal. Looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person, one call's all you need to make. Call the Dateline, the Dateline.

47:19 Caller 877-889-DATE.

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47:55 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and James here tonight from Maroon 5. Songs About Jane, name of the CD. We'll hear something else off of the CD in this 11 o'clock hour. And until then, we'll get back to the phones. We'll speak to Ramon, who's 22.

48:18 Caller Ramon. Hello, Ramon here.

48:21 Adam What's happening?

48:22 Caller Oh man, I got issues, my man.

48:24 Adam Great, what's up?

48:25 Caller All right. Well, let me just lay down the big question first. The question is, I'd like to know if a girl can have multiple orgasms and the sex not be good. And what this question has a story behind it.

48:40 Drew What do you mean by multiple orgasms?

48:42 Caller More than one. She got off more than one time in the sequence of intercourse.

48:45 Drew Okay, but it was one, it wasn't the pow, pow, pow, pow, pow one.

48:48 Caller I'm sorry, what's that?

48:49 Drew Some women have these.

48:49 Adam Were they spread out or was it rapid fire?

48:52 Drew Spread out.

48:52 Caller Spread out. And here's the story. This is my girlfriend.

48:56 Adam Well, hold on, let's answer, let's see if we can address that question first off. All right, now first off, I think if you get the pow, pow, pow one, you could get a nutty broad who doesn't really enjoy it, is just effed up enough to sort of have, every time, every time you get in a bedroom, it's like a car accident. Yeah, just crazy screaming and-

49:15 Drew Well, they just go off like rubbing candles, no matter what.

49:17 Adam Yeah, but their dad could be touching them and the same thing would happen.

49:22 Caller Right, they can get off of the magazine if they wanted to.

49:24 Adam Right. But the-

49:25 Drew Set ups.

49:26 Adam And then, but then, no, but that's that nutty thing. And then, but if you space them out, it means you're not quite as nutty, right?

49:34 Drew It means you can have orgasm relatively easily.

49:37 Adam Yeah, so that woman, I would believe more to be enjoying the experience.

49:42 Drew Yes, I would agree.

49:43 Adam We would all agree on that? Right, so so far we think she's enjoying it, but keep going.

49:47 Caller Right, that's what I was pretty sure of personally. All right, so the problem with this story is that this is my girlfriend, and we started having sex, and I get her to orgasm. But unfortunately for me, before we got serious, she had told me about this incident she had with this one military guy about six months ago. She told me how he was ugly, and how it meant nothing, and how it hurt her feelings afterwards, because the guy just wanted to bang, and he was kind of a jerk. But now that we're together and serious, I'm thinking back, well wait a minute, maybe this guy wasn't so bad in the sack. And now-

50:22 Drew You start mining-

50:25 Adam Yeah, well what does that mean?

50:27 Drew You started looking for information?

50:28 Caller Yeah, but at the time I didn't know that I was gonna get involved that seriously, so I was just kind of joking with her, like, so come on, well, was he a stud, or did you guys try this, did you guys try that? And then later on, we got serious, and then it all comes back at my face. And I'm like, well actually, if I get you off, and you say that this guy was a jerk, and he was no good, but did you get at least finish? And then from there, she's like, well, yeah.

50:55 Adam Yeah, then what about the part where he's hung like a black rhino?

50:59 Caller Yeah, yeah, well, she's, you know, girls aim to please, I mean, she says that that's not the case.

51:05 Adam Oh, really? Well, listen, if you're gonna believe her on the, if she's gonna tell the truth on the hurtful things, then believe her when she says he's got a small peck on it.

51:16 Caller At least for my own pride, right?

51:18 Adam No, no, no, no. Here's what I'm saying. Women usually, once they're telling the truth, they're just telling it. Here's the reality. Women aren't really smart enough to lie effectively. They're just not. Once in a while you get one of these crazy real estate women who wears too much eyeshadow, can lie her ass off constantly. But that's, they're in their 50s. Like 21 year old chicks really have difficulty lying. They're just, they're not good at it. And if they're gonna tell you the truth about Sergeant Slaughter, they would tell you the truth about what was between his legs. That's it. So Ramon is turning everything. It's like, well, if it's an ugly truth, he believes it. If it's something that would be flattering, he doesn't believe it.

51:59 Drew But whatever though, it doesn't help him with his dilemma.

52:02 Adam I don't even know what his dilemma is.

52:04 Drew His dilemma is, this is like primitive man. We're talking to primitive man, at least the primitive side of Ramon. And that is, another man has touched my territory and caused it to experience things that I'm not able to get her to experience.

52:17 Caller You're a wise man, Drew, I know that.

52:18 Drew Therefore, I'm beside myself with frustration and I'm not as good, I'm not up to that. My phallus is not magical. My phallus is not up to the job.

52:25 Adam This is not about your pecker. Let's focus on the caller, okay? And we'll talk about your schvanz off the air, Drew. It's become a forum for your penis talk, Drew. That's enough.

52:39 Drew That's what Ramon's up against.

52:40 Adam I know, but Ramon said that he's given her multiple orgasms. Yeah, but he can't do that.

52:44 Drew No, no, he's given her one. He's given her one? He's bringing her orgasm, but this guy brought her to have an extraordinary experience with her.

52:50 Maroon 5 That changes everything.

52:51 Adam Well, hold on a second. Drew, stop reading the screen, because he doesn't say that.

52:55 Maroon 5 Is that true? Is that true? That you can only give her one orgasm?

53:01 Caller Supposedly, I give her multiple orgasms.

53:02 Maroon 5 Oh, okay, no, so that's different.

53:04 Adam Oh, all right, Drew, just stop being wrong, would you?

53:06 Drew Well, so what's the problem with this other guy?

53:07 Adam I don't, I'm hanging up 10 times on Ramon for wasting our time. One hang up, you know in the mafia movies when they keep pumping the bullets into the guy, he's clearly dead, but they just finished a clip. That's what I did with my hang up on Ramon.

53:22 Caller Maybe Ramon's orgasms that he was giving her weren't as good as Sergeant Slawd's.

53:25 Drew That's what he's saying.

53:26 Caller That's what he's saying.

53:27 Maroon 5 If he's gonna worry about that, he can drive himself crazy and he's gonna end up breaking up with her anyway.

53:30 Drew It's primitive man.

53:31 Adam How can he quantify what's as good? He's giving her multiple orgasms.

53:35 Maroon 5 She's also with him now.

53:36 Drew I don't think he is. And whatever. He's sort of alluding to it being maybe one.

53:40 Caller He said he's giving her multiple orgasms.

53:41 Maroon 5 He just wanted to get on the air and tell everybody that he gives his girlfriend multiple orgasms.

53:44 Adam Yeah, Drew, now right now everyone thinks you're wrong. They want them to know you're wrong.

53:48 Drew I don't care.

53:50 Adam Ramon. I didn't see, you know, everyone that calls a show, they're like a loose tooth that hurts and I can't stop flicking with my tongue. I can't stop it. I can't help it. I know it's wrong, Ramon.

54:01 Caller Yeah.

54:01 Adam I don't understand. You're giving her orgasms, yes or no?

54:05 Caller No.

54:05 Caller Yeah.

54:06 Adam And you're giving her multiple orgasms?

54:09 Caller Well, I used to give her multiple orgasms, but now she insists on waiting and just having one big one.

54:14 Adam Okay, so you give her one big orgasm, you're way ahead of the game. And the big problem is, is that another guy was with her before you?

54:22 Caller And I gave her, and she said the sex wasn't that good, but she got off multiple times. And so I'm conflicted on how she can say that and it's still not be that good.

54:30 Adam All right, but listen, here's the thing, everybody. First off, don't do the orgasm math with the ladies. The ladies are so screwed up, they have sex dreams where the people don't have faces. We know exactly who. We have dreams so we can get to people we can't get to normally. You guys have dreams, you're looking at a blank etch a sketch for a head.

54:48 Drew It might have been a person.

54:50 Adam Yeah, it's like, oh, who was on? Who was it? Was it Brad Pitt in his gladiator outfit?

54:54 Caller No, he had no face.

54:56 Drew What?

54:56 Caller It was erotic.

54:58 Adam No face? Yeah, I don't know who it was, but it was fair.

55:02 Drew What did he look like? I don't know.

55:03 Adam I don't know. He was an amalgamation of all men. I'm banging chicks I know at the office and stuff. Like that's why we do it. Imagine, no head. Besides, how are you gonna get oral if they got no face? Can be oral?

55:17 Caller No, it's like the Pink Floyd, you know, like the wall, you know, those people.

55:20 Adam Yeah.

55:21 Caller That's what they look like. They still have, you know, mouths.

55:24 Adam Okay, all right.

55:25 Drew Now they got a mouth. They're not even clear that they're people, some of them.

55:29 Adam Yeah, it was like-

55:30 Drew It was like a presence. It was a presence.

55:31 Adam It was a presence went down on her in her sleep. Oh, please. Don't sort this out. Ramones 22, he's got a lot of energy. Got a lot of energy.

55:41 Drew So his thing was, how could she possibly be having a bad sexual experience with multiple organs? Right, okay.

55:47 Caller Well, not all orgasms are the same though, right?

55:48 Drew I know, that's what he's saying. The orgasm math with women is very, very-

55:51 Adam Don't break it down.

55:52 Drew It's not logical.

55:54 Adam No, you know what it's like? It's like when you, you know, when I gamble on football, I'm like, well, the Ravens, they killed the Browns last time they played, they played and the, and now, and this team beat the Ravens. So they're gonna destroy the Browns and the Browns win. You can't do the math.

56:07 Maroon 5 Can I say one thing?

56:08 Adam Yes.

56:09 Maroon 5 I think I can clear this up really easily. I've had sex with my girlfriend and we've had multiple orgasms and then we've had sex and she's had one big orgasm and that was better sex than the sex orgasm. Oh really? She had multiple orgasms. Yeah, it happens. I think that you can't really gauge the different varieties of sex and how good it is. So I think you're fine, man. Don't worry about it.

56:27 Adam Yeah, he's just obsessing over guys that got there before he did. And that's what you do when you're 22. Jamie?

56:34 Caller Yes.

56:35 Adam You're 23?

56:36 Caller Yes, I have a problem with my mom. She, I've had problems ever since I was really small, like since my parents got divorced. And like I recently discovered that she, this whole time, is addicted to painkillers.

56:49 Drew What do you mean by this whole time?

56:52 Caller Well, like basically since I was like 14, I've known that she was weird. I just didn't ever know like why, cause she would act very strange and she would get really antagonistic and mean. And so, I mean, I've been going through this my whole life thinking that like, maybe she was like schizophrenic. I mean, I never knew until I talked to my aunt like a week ago. And so here she's addicted to painkillers. She's been institutionalized twice to try to get off of them. And so my whole family is pretty much like, okay, we're done. Like we're gonna do the tough love thing. So I'm kind of all alone trying to figure out like what to do.

57:26 Drew Why are you all alone? And your family's unified and you gotta be part of that front. You've gotta be part of that leverage that gets her better or else she's gonna die of this disease eventually.

57:39 Caller So what should I do?

57:41 Drew You stay with the rest of your family. You follow, everyone stays together. You must have a completely unified front.

57:46 Adam Do you have to live together?

57:48 Drew No, no, they just say you don't, nobody, any whatever position one person takes, everyone must take the same position. And whatever that position is, you should be checking with, you should be going to Al-Anon, checking with a sponsor.

57:58 Caller So I have to do the tough love thing too?

58:00 Adam Would you listen to Drew, screwball?

58:02 Drew Sorry, your mother's going to-

58:04 Adam Jesus Christ. Well, put the phone up tighter here.

58:07 Drew Your mother's going, will eventually have serious problems from this condition. The only thing that can leverage somebody into treatment is loss and the encouragement of people that she cares about. And if you continue to cave into her, whatever her demands are, whatever her manipulations are, you're participating in the problem. And you're adding to the, you're moving her towards eventual fatality here, really.

58:30 Adam And she's not in any program right now?

58:33 Caller No, absolutely not. She's like pretty much antisocial.

58:36 Drew Yeah, you must go to Al-Anon, you must get a sponsor, you must work the steps. Without that, you are not going to be able to withstand this. But you've been the pawn of her disease since you were a young child. That's really who you are now is this sort of the object of manipulation that is the product of her disease. And the only way you can step out of those is if you have support of other people.

58:57 Adam Where does she get her drugs, by the way? Like, hey, you know, 50 year old woman, how do you score?

59:01 Caller Three different doctors.

59:03 Adam Really?

59:03 Caller She has three different doctors.

59:07 Adam Easy, I work with a doctor, I can barely get any ambient. Which reminds me, Drew, I got a score.

59:12 Caller Come on, buddy.

59:13 Adam You got any samples in the car?

59:15 Caller Dr. Drew, do you think that I should just move out and get her help that way?

59:20 Drew You go to, listen.

59:22 Adam You're living with her.

59:23 Caller Oh yeah, I'm moving out. I'm transferring soon to school. So I mean, I'm moving out soon. I just didn't want to leave her all alone to like rot, you know?

59:30 Adam Yeah. Well, that's her decision.

59:32 Drew The problem is you staying there is guarantees maintaining her disease.

59:36 Adam Well, let's put it this way. She's got 10 years of this under her belt.

59:41 Drew Yeah, and she's managed to maintain it because you've been there, your family has been there to support her and catch her when she falls. You've got to go to Al-Anon, you've got to get a sponsor. That is the only solution.

59:49 Adam Right. Al-Anon.

59:50 Drew You can get a therapist if you want, but you can go immediately to Al-Anon.

59:53 Adam My family was the same way, by the way, it's just tough love.

59:56 Drew Except for no love.

59:57 Adam No one was on drugs. There was this way toward college and that kind of stuff.

1:00:01 Drew I thought it was no love in your family.

1:00:02 Adam Yeah, it was a little. You can't enable, you know what I'm saying? Right. You start paying for college, and then you got a troublemaker. Kid sits around, comes like a cat just waiting by the back porch, wanting some free milk, you know what I'm saying? Drew, do not enable your kids by paying for their college. They gotta learn to pick themselves up by their own thong back. I like that modified, because I don't think people wear boots anymore with straps.

1:00:30 Drew You're right, they don't.

1:00:31 Adam There's no boot straps.

1:00:32 Drew But everyone wears a thong.

1:00:33 Adam That was like Civil War, but people still wear underpants and thongs. You know what I mean? Or say by your own Nikes or something. I think a lot of these things, I think like a new broom sweeps clean and picked up by your own boot straps and, you know, stitching time and burning the hand. They need revisions. You gotta work on that, Drew, because you don't hear kids dropping these things anymore. And a lot of them just, they're antiquated. Old timey. Yeah, they're old timey. They remind the kids of old people and that scares them. So they don't have any. You know what I mean? They say stuff like duh and no ass. And whatever happened to No S Sherlock, I said it was a good one. Do you guys have that one? You know what I mean?

1:01:18 Maroon 5 Absolutely not.

1:01:19 Caller I had no idea what you're talking about.

1:01:22 Adam Well, you gotta take the word ass.

1:01:23 Maroon 5 No S Sherlock?

1:01:24 Drew Well, like your Sherlock Holmes.

1:01:26 Adam Yeah, you gotta take the word ass.

1:01:28 Drew No S smart guy.

1:01:29 Adam Well, no, hold on, Drew. First, you gotta just make sure the S, you understand, you gotta say the entire word in here.

1:01:37 Drew The alliteration there, the shuh.

1:01:38 Maroon 5 I know some old timey ones and I've never heard that before.

1:01:41 Adam Well, that one's medium time. That's not old time.

1:01:43 Drew Yeah, it's like 10 years old maybe.

1:01:44 Adam You don't know, no, Chris, you know no S?

1:01:47 Drew Hold on.

1:01:48 Caller Drew, what's going on?

1:01:48 Drew I can't believe that's weird. Lauren?

1:01:50 Maroon 5 I've never heard it, ever.

1:01:52 Caller Really?

1:01:53 Drew No shuh Sherlock.

1:01:57 Maroon 5 Oh yeah, of course I have, I'm sorry.

1:01:58 Adam Yeah, yeah, okay. See, the S was screwing you out.

1:02:00 Maroon 5 I was not paying it, yeah. I was like, what are you talking about? Of course I've heard it. I know the radio thing, I'm sorry. I'm not used to it. Of course I've heard that.

1:02:07 Adam All right, thank you. Now what about you? Oh no, Chris.

1:02:09 Maroon 5 I don't know what that was.

1:02:11 Adam When is the tunnel going to be completed so you can get to your house without actually going outdoors?

1:02:16 Maroon 5 I was checked out for a minute, so I bought it.

1:02:19 Adam I knew you guys knew the S. I also knew that us assuming you knew, the S didn't sound right.

1:02:26 Maroon 5 I'm not used to the censoring. Yeah, I really did have its own little ring to it.

1:02:29 Adam Well, I'll tell you what makes it easier. Replace, let's take the S and just take the word sheet, like a sheet on your bed. That's better.

1:02:37 Caller I would have got that.

1:02:39 Adam I can say that, Anderson, right? Like a laundry sheet, like a fitted sheet.

1:02:45 Drew No fitted sheet, Sherlock.

1:02:47 Adam They'd say no sheet, Sherlock, and then you know what we're talking about, right?

1:02:50 Maroon 5 Yeah, totally.

1:02:50 Drew There we go.

1:02:51 Adam Chris, no? Oh, no? No, he's got nothing. Twenty-seven lives at home.

1:02:56 Drew He's thinking about the tunnel.

1:02:57 Adam Ten dollars an hour, everybody.

1:02:58 Maroon 5 That was actually popular when we were little kids.

1:03:00 Drew Good, good. How did you know about the tunnel?

1:03:03 Adam The tunnel?

1:03:04 Drew Did you tell him?

1:03:05 Adam Yeah, I know he doesn't want to see the outside. He doesn't want to experience any outside world, so he's digging a tunnel to his mom's side. Now, does your mom have a basement you can tunnel into or do you got to go up through the subfloor?

1:03:16 Caller No, no, no basement.

1:03:17 Adam Twenty-seven, living at home, everybody.

1:03:19 Caller Thank you.

1:03:20 Adam When are you moving out?

1:03:21 Caller When you give me money.

1:03:23 Adam I'll give you five dollars if you move out.

1:03:25 Drew His mom needs him, remember?

1:03:27 Adam Oh, that's right. She needs him to fill the hamper and eat all her food. Well, I know. I know. I sound like a prick. April.

1:03:36 Yes.

1:03:37 Adam You're 22?

1:03:38 Caller Yes.

1:03:39 Adam What's up?

1:03:44 Caller I don't know if this is...

1:03:45 Adam You're doing what?

1:03:46 Caller Sharing my boyfriend with another guy.

1:03:48 Adam Sharing?

1:03:49 Caller Sharing, I guess you could say that.

1:03:52 Caller Well, let me first explain. In the beginning of the relationship, I've been dating this guy for about a year and a half.

1:04:01 Adam Her phone line is horrible. And she's pretty bad. It's hard to tell who's worse.

1:04:06 Drew The phone or her.

1:04:07 Adam Yeah. All right, so April, here's what we're going to need you to do. Do you have a better phone you could get on? Do you have a landline you could get on? Everyone, and by the way, here's the deal with this show. Your best phone should be used when you call this show.

1:04:20 Drew It can't be a portable phone.

1:04:21 Adam Pretend you're going to a funeral or a wedding. You know, one of those guys has one long sleeve shirt. This is the time to put it on.

1:04:27 Drew Yeah.

1:04:28 Adam I like the guy, by the way, at the funeral or the wedding who's wearing the V-neck velour shirt, short sleeve, but it's the best he's got. And you think of yourself, not one long one in the closet, huh? Nothing? Not just, you know, it's a good white trash move, the nice sweater. Got a nice v-neck sweater will be, that's like the funeral and wedding attire. Yeah.

1:04:52 Drew That's how I sweat.

1:04:52 Adam It used to be me. All right, I'm going to try April one more time. April?

1:04:58 Drew A little better.

1:04:58 Adam A little better.

1:05:00 Drew Okay, so you've got a bisexual boyfriend.

1:05:04 Caller In the beginning of the relationship, he told me that he was bisexual. I accepted it.

1:05:10 Caller I was actually fine with it. I have no problem with it.

1:05:13 Caller Yeah, you should.

1:05:14 Caller I kind of opened him up to be more of himself.

1:05:18 Drew What the hell does that mean? What the hell does that mean?

1:05:23 Adam I'm thinking cheek spreader when I hear, open up the bisexual guy.

1:05:27 Caller No, no, no, I let him go into the side that he wanted to go into.

1:05:36 Drew Some sort of weird fetish or something?

1:05:38 Caller Going for guys and going on to that side.

1:05:42 Drew So, he's saying bye-bye to homosexuality basically.

1:05:46 Adam Yeah, he's gay or he's a disaster.

1:05:50 Caller No, not exactly.

1:05:51 Adam Sure, he's a wreck. And you're screwed up too, so what's up? Yeah, you are, yeah you are. Yes, yes, you are. And let me just say this, cause her phone's, I'm gonna have an epileptic seizure if I gotta hear that tick again on her goddamn phone. Here's the thing, this sort of feeling like, hey man, I'm hanging back, I'm comfortable with my sexuality, I'm letting my boyfriend explore his sexuality, we're cool, we swing, I'm not uptight, I'm not, no, it's all BS, you're screwed up. Thank you.

1:06:22 Drew That is, whenever people go into that rap, it is exactly that.

1:06:26 Adam Let him explore his scene, he wanted to be with fellas and kind of find his sexual bearings. Who am I, it imposed my will on his.

1:06:34 Drew As somebody who's not listening to your feelings at all. If you listen to your feelings and trust them even a little bit, you'll realize that you are hurt, you are enraged, you're having all kinds of horrible feelings because those would be normal when people engage in this kind of chaos in their relationship.

1:06:48 Caller All right, that's what my other friend said.

1:06:50 Adam Thank you. All right, so where's your dad? What'd he do wrong? Your dad.

1:06:56 Caller My dad?

1:06:57 Caller Yeah, he screwed up.

1:06:59 Adam What happened?

1:07:00 Caller Well, it makes me screwed up.

1:07:02 Adam What? You're screwed up because you would be attracted to a guy like this.

1:07:05 Drew And then tolerate this in a relationship.

1:07:07 Adam Yeah, so.

1:07:08 Drew Actually create it to help create the banter.

1:07:10 Adam Well, there's intimacy issues here.

1:07:12 Caller Intimacy, like how?

1:07:15 Drew Like your dad left you.

1:07:16 Adam Yeah, somebody left or disappointed or tied or something.

1:07:20 Caller I had a great childhood.

1:07:21 Caller I have a great high school year.

1:07:25 Caller I don't see anything that would.

1:07:26 Adam Where's your dad? Where's your dad?

1:07:29 Caller I live with my dad. It's a happy home.

1:07:31 Drew Where's your mom?

1:07:32 Caller My mom passed away.

1:07:34 Drew Well, we said somebody left, April. That's all we're saying.

1:07:37 Adam I said somebody died, actually. Wow, sad. Now, how old were you?

1:07:41 Caller 17, I think.

1:07:43 Caller And what happened?

1:07:48 Caller Kidney failure.

1:07:49 Drew Kidney failure. Was she a cocaine addict or something? That's the first, the woman of what?

1:07:56 Caller Diabetes.

1:07:57 Drew Diabetes. That must have been tough to live with that. I mean, she must have had been going down for a long time.

1:08:01 Caller Actually, you know what? It was actually, I believe it was the medication that triggered her death.

1:08:09 Drew April.

1:08:10 Caller Yes.

1:08:11 Drew A woman that age with diabetic kidney failure dies. That's the natural history of kidney failure and diabetic that gets that severe kidney disease at that young an age.

1:08:22 Caller Yeah, but are they supposed to put a person on dialysis when it's working 50%?

1:08:29 Drew They go on dialysis early because they die readily. Yes, they go on dialysis very early. And they start getting, and they wait for a kidney as quickly as possible and often they don't get there.

1:08:38 Adam Hold on, you're a real doctor? Just a love doctor.

1:08:41 Drew So April, she must have, listen.

1:08:44 Adam My theory is she killed herself after talking to April on that phone.

1:08:47 Drew Here's the deal. That means that she didn't take good care of her diabetes and all probability and had long periods of sort of rebellion against it.

1:08:54 Adam Really? You sure?

1:08:55 Drew I died in her 40s of kidney failure. That usually means in adolescence, they just had horrible, horrible problems with their diabetes. All right.

1:09:02 Adam Okay, so mom dying, pretty heavy thing.

1:09:05 Drew Very heavy. You had to live with the illness your whole life. So that's heavy stuff. And if you didn't think that didn't affect you, you better think again.

1:09:11 Adam And yeah, by the way, we can go from ideal childhood to mom died when I was in high school pretty quickly on this show.

1:09:18 Drew Right, but do you see how ridiculous that denial is? How profoundly distorted your perceptions are?

1:09:22 Adam All right. So anyway, look, I feel sad for your loss, but there's a reason why you're with this guy and it needs to be looked into.

1:09:31 Drew All right.

1:09:32 Adam Yes? Maroon 5 here tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey buddy, it's Adam.

1:09:43 Drew And I'm Dr. Drew.

1:09:44 Adam Here to talk about Axe Deodorant Body Spray.

1:09:47 Drew Yes sir.

1:09:48 Adam You spray that on, you give stink the axe. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Maroon 5 here tonight. James and Adam joining us. And what we should do is take a phone call and then hear another song. Perfect. All right, let's talk to Kelly, who's 22. Kelly? What's happening?

1:10:29 Caller What's up?

1:10:30 Drew By the way, all of our callers should sound exactly like Kelly.

1:10:33 Adam That's right.

1:10:34 Drew On the ball, clarity of the phone, lucid. We don't care what you have to ask us, it's all fine.

1:10:43 Caller You want me to just talk to you?

1:10:44 Drew Yeah, just talk.

1:10:45 Caller All right, what do you want to talk about?

1:10:46 Adam What did you do today, yeah?

1:10:49 Caller Wait, wait, wait, what did you do today?

1:10:53 Caller Okay, I went to work and then I work, I work in an office, I do admin work. Nothing to be excited about.

1:11:02 Adam What kind of work?

1:11:03 Drew Administration. Admin.

1:11:05 Caller Admin stuff, yeah.

1:11:09 Caller I'd rather have your job.

1:11:11 Adam Sure.

1:11:12 Caller Yeah, I'd rather be on, I mean, do I have the voice to be on radio?

1:11:15 Drew Yeah. Yeah, you do.

1:11:17 Adam And you could talk to you.

1:11:19 Caller Kelly, we're gonna make you a star.

1:11:20 Adam That's right.

1:11:21 Caller A radio star.

1:11:22 Caller Yeah, I'm all over it.

1:11:24 Drew No, no, I want her to teach classes on how to be a caller on Loveline. Yeah.

1:11:28 Caller What's wrong with that?

1:11:30 Adam I'll tell you why, cause your show usually works. Go ahead, Drew.

1:11:34 Drew Okay, this is Stu29 from Carson City. Stu. What's going on, Stu?

1:11:39 Adam Who's this?

1:11:40 Drew It's Adam and Drew, you got a question for us tonight?

1:11:43 Adam Oh, Adam. Yeah, I got a question for Adam.

1:11:45 Caller We're the Chuggies!

1:11:47 Adam Yeah. Give a shout out to my peeps in Carson, man.

1:11:52 Drew You know what?

1:11:52 Adam What's up, Squeak?

1:11:57 Drew You be the interviewer.

1:11:59 Adam No, now you gotta ask some questions.

1:12:00 Drew Okay, so what are you calling about, Stu? Huh?

1:12:03 Adam I'm calling Loveline.

1:12:05 Drew Yeah, okay, you're on the air. What's up? Yeah, yeah, what's going on?

1:12:10 Caller Can I give a shout out?

1:12:11 Drew No, no, what's your question?

1:12:13 Adam Oh, man.

1:12:14 Drew You have way too much energy, and you're too clear.

1:12:17 Adam I'm trying to slow it down.

1:12:18 Drew Put some over your mouth.

1:12:19 Adam I'm trying to bring it down.

1:12:20 Drew Put some clothing over the microphone. There you go. No, no, stand back by six feet.

1:12:27 Adam Who's this?

1:12:28 Drew No, here we go.

1:12:29 Caller Is this the track, Drew?

1:12:31 Drew Yeah, yeah. Let's go on, let's do it.

1:12:32 Adam Oh man, my nards hurt.

1:12:37 Drew Really? When did that start?

1:12:39 Adam It started like in my groin.

1:12:42 Drew Yeah, but when, how, this has been going on for how long?

1:12:45 Caller It's going on, man, it feels like 100 years, man.

1:12:49 Adam When your nards hurt, it feels like every second feels like.

1:12:52 Drew I know it feels like 100 years, but how, in human terms, how long has it actually been going on? In terms of calendar days.

1:12:58 Adam How old am I? My nards hurt.

1:13:03 Drew Oh, they've hurt since the last time you were with your girlfriend? Right?

1:13:08 Adam She's just, Drew, my nards are hurting, man. Yeah, well, they got hit.

1:13:14 Drew How long ago did they get hit?

1:13:17 Adam It was like.

1:13:18 Drew Last time you played soccer?

1:13:19 Caller When I played softball last time.

1:13:21 Adam I shouldn't have pitched.

1:13:22 Caller Yeah.

1:13:23 Adam I should have put my beer down.

1:13:24 Drew When was the last time you played softball?

1:13:26 Adam Oh, man, I'm in a league. We play all the time.

1:13:33 Drew And so when was the last time you played?

1:13:34 Adam Especially.

1:13:34 Drew When you got hit.

1:13:35 Adam Well, last time we had, we played last time a game was scheduled.

1:13:39 Drew Ah, okay. And when would that be exactly? How long ago?

1:13:42 Adam It's Saturday.

1:13:42 Drew Saturday, Saturday's game.

1:13:44 Adam We always play Saturdays.

1:13:45 Drew Okay, so sad you got hit in the night.

1:13:47 Adam No, not last Saturday. We normally play Saturdays when we got rained out.

1:13:50 Caller That's sad.

1:13:51 Drew So.

1:13:52 Adam Yeah. That's how it goes. On and on and on trying to figure out when a guy got hit in the nuts.

1:13:58 Caller That's it.

1:13:59 Drew Let's go.

1:14:00 Adam Now we got Kelly.

1:14:01 Drew Yeah.

1:14:02 Adam Kelly.

1:14:03 Caller Hello.

1:14:04 Drew Yeah.

1:14:05 Caller Such a pleasure.

1:14:06 Drew Yes, yes.

1:14:08 Caller Okay, so are you ready for my question?

1:14:09 Drew Sure, sure.

1:14:12 Caller I've been dating this guy for about four months now and we have a pretty good sex life and I really like giving him head. Can I say that on the radio?

1:14:22 Drew Yes, and thank you for asking.

1:14:24 Caller I really enjoy doing that. It's fun for me. I enjoy watching him like get off on that. It really turns me on. Yeah. However, I don't know, it's like about a couple of weeks ago and I'm cool with trying new things. I really like to experiment and explore. I'm just trying to kind of prove a point here because this last thing that he asked me to do didn't make any sense to me. I think it's kind of stupid and I can't really get into it. He said to me that if I'm giving him a head and there's certain vibration with it, like a voice or like a humming, he wanted me to hum while I was going down on him. And I- He's 24.

1:15:17 He's two years older than me.

1:15:19 Caller Wow.

1:15:20 Adam And what he wants you to hum?

1:15:22 Caller It doesn't matter.

1:15:23 Adam The Bonanza theme?

1:15:27 And then I thought I was doing some kind of like omming, like that.

1:15:32 Caller It didn't feel right. He wanted what? Like I was doing the Indian chant, like omm, while I was down there.

1:15:41 Caller I don't know.

1:15:43 What do you guys think?

1:15:44 Caller Do you guys think that really helps?

1:15:45 I think it's retarded.

1:15:46 Adam No. It's bizarre. BJ's, no improvement on that.

1:15:51 Caller No.

1:15:51 Drew If he wants vibration, get a vibrator.

1:15:53 Caller That just proves my point.

1:15:54 Adam Wait, wait.

1:15:55 Drew Kelly, if he wants a vibration, get him a vibrator.

1:15:58 Caller A vibrator?

1:15:59 Drew If that's what he's looking for.

1:16:00 Caller I can put both of them in there, can't I? Hello?

1:16:07 Caller Yeah.

1:16:07 Drew I don't mean necessarily this shape like a phallus necessarily, but something vibrates that's what he wants.

1:16:13 Adam No, no, no. Listen, I think you're doing the idea that you give this guy copious amounts of oral sex and that your attitude is second to none is enough.

1:16:24 Drew In fact, it sounds sort of, to me it makes me worry about this guy that he has to up the ante for someone who is really available to him and enthusiastic. You know what I mean, it's almost like he's got to punish her for being, I wonder if he's got a little bit of that in him. Is he a, how would you describe that guy?

1:16:42 Adam He's looking like a gift horn in the mouth. I mean, he's getting plenty of oral and yet he's, I don't think it's that big a deal.

1:16:53 Drew To me it seems like he's demeaning her a little bit.

1:16:55 Maroon 5 Really?

1:16:56 Adam Well, here's the thing, here's why you don't want.

1:16:58 Drew It's not a big deal, but it's a little, it's a subtle kind of like, what's he, what's he?

1:17:02 Maroon 5 Yeah, but I've never, I've never asked for that before, but I've heard of, I've heard of it.

1:17:05 Adam Really?

1:17:05 Maroon 5 Yeah. It's never crossed my mind.

1:17:08 Adam How do you, and by the way, isn't it a distraction when you're trying to get a BJ and you're hearing the humming?

1:17:15 Caller I mean, I just, you know, I mean, I don't know, I'd like to do that stuff and I'm willing to try anything if it's going to help or enhance or make it different from somebody else. Why not?

1:17:28 Caller I do, I make, I make girls hum Maroon 5 songs.

1:17:30 Maroon 5 Yeah, me too. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, if he hums a Maroon 5 song, it feels extra good.

1:17:36 Adam Yeah, let's, by the way, you know, the next song we're going to play is called Harder to Breathe. It's sort of apropos, yes, because one could have difficulty breathing and humming and blowing all simultaneously.

1:17:49 Drew Well, it's, now that you've mentioned that.

1:17:50 Caller Yeah?

1:17:54 Adam There are a little Maroon 5 song called Harder to Breathe. Maroon 5 everybody. We've got Adam and James here from the band. What happened to the applause, Anderson? We used to play that.

1:20:56 You didn't like that song?

1:20:57 Adam Yeah.

1:20:58 It was a great song. I was just recueing from the cuss word that I had to cut.

1:21:01 Adam Oh, okay.

1:21:02 From the effing.

1:21:03 Adam All right.

1:21:03 Caller No, he's saying funking.

1:21:05 Yeah. That's good. That works.

1:21:06 Maroon 5 It's in the liner notes.

1:21:07 We can funk until the dawn.

1:21:11 Adam I just said that. Oh, I thought that was Anderson. Now, let's see, random guys, oh, Meredith, hold on a second, Meredith?

1:21:24 Yeah.

1:21:25 Adam You're 22?

1:21:25 Caller I am.

1:21:27 Adam You, you have sex with random guys?

1:21:29 Caller No, sex with random guys. Yeah, my friends, yeah.

1:21:34 Adam Your friends?

1:21:35 Caller Yeah.

1:21:36 Adam Okay. How many?

1:21:38 Caller How many?

1:21:42 Adam Over what period of time?

1:21:46 Caller Not a long time. I don't have intercourse with them. It's more just fooling around.

1:21:50 Adam Oral sex?

1:21:51 Caller Yeah.

1:21:53 Adam Where was that? Where was that? Just sort of casual, random, throwaway oral.

1:21:57 Drew Friends with benefits.

1:21:59 Adam It's like he sprung for an appetizer. He bought a seven-layer dip. I'm not really into him. I'll give him a quick BJ, just take the edge off. You know.

1:22:09 Maroon 5 That's become a lot more casual.

1:22:13 Adam Yeah. I know. It's great. By the time, Drew, by the time your kids hit high school, it would be considered like a greeting, like shaking hands.

1:22:22 Caller That's documented, right? Yeah. That's documented.

1:22:25 Adam We'll be a greeting.

1:22:26 Drew Yes. They'll be like bonobo monkeys.

1:22:28 Adam Yeah.

1:22:28 Drew The greeting will include some sort of humping.

1:22:30 Adam How do you do? Thank you. And ladies.

1:22:34 Drew How do you do, too?

1:22:34 Adam Gentlemen. I mean, guys and girls. Just oral.

1:22:38 Drew That's a fine how do you do?

1:22:39 Adam You know, is it really it it just could imagine it getting more casual than it already is. The idea like when I was in high school, the idea of a girl giving a guy a BJ who she wasn't really that you know, she wasn't really that into, you know, I mean, just like it hadn't been having sex with for months already. Yeah. Yeah. It was actually actually way down the road downstream from sex.

1:23:07 Caller Yeah.

1:23:07 Adam And once in a while you heard about some guy got a BJ like on the first date or something was like, huh?

1:23:12 Caller What? What happened?

1:23:13 Adam What happened?

1:23:14 Caller What did you pass out? When did that turn?

1:23:16 Drew What was about 10, 12 years ago?

1:23:19 Caller Yeah.

1:23:20 Adam I think word got out that I pulled out of the game and when Corolla left, the BJ party started. That's how it worked. They're all waiting for me to leave. Like sort of a anti-surprise party. Is he left? Is he gone? It's not he's coming up the driveway. Be quiet. It's like he's gone. All right. Let the blowing begin. He's gone. Oh, wait a minute. He forgot something. He's coming back. Everyone, pull up your pants and start hugging. We're going to take a quick break, then we'll get back with Meredith after this.

1:23:57 Caller This program is sponsored in part by the Clicker Ticket National Highway Traffic Safety Administration safety belt campaign.

1:24:13 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, James and Adam here tonight for Maroon 5, Songs About Game. Name it, a little little jump in there. Name of the CD, and there you go. Well, get back to Meredith, who's 22. So Meredith has some casual relations with some of her friends. Yes. All right, that's what I said.

1:24:43 Drew What is your question?

1:24:44 Caller That's exactly what I said.

1:24:46 Caller I have a question about an orgasm here.

1:24:49 Caller Yeah.

1:24:49 Adam What is that, Drew?

1:24:50 Drew Unable to have an orgasm.

1:24:53 Caller And I'm wondering what sort of physical things could attribute to it, because I seem to have it.

1:25:00 Adam Well, physical things.

1:25:01 Drew Medical things?

1:25:03 Caller I mean, there's not really been anything psychological in my life that would cause this.

1:25:10 Adam Well, some women, a lot of women at 22 just don't have them.

1:25:13 Drew Right. You have to kind of work it out with somebody you really care about. You have to kind of, what?

1:25:19 Adam Yeah, like a dentist.

1:25:22 Drew You know what, what?

1:25:24 Caller I mean, it's total anarchy with everything, with other people, with myself, everything.

1:25:30 Drew Yeah, but have you ever been in love? And in that relationship, did they have a sexual component?

1:25:35 Caller Yeah.

1:25:36 Drew And did he try oral sex, that kind of thing with you?

1:25:40 Adam Yeah, how much oral sex was attempted?

1:25:43 Caller Quite a bit.

1:25:44 Adam Quite a bit and nothing. And never had an orgasm like in the tub alone?

1:25:49 Caller Nope.

1:25:50 Drew Hmm, yeah. And with the oral sex with the guy you really cared about, was he, did you get close?

1:25:56 Caller Were we close, what did they get close?

1:25:58 Adam Close to the orgasm with the oral sex.

1:26:01 Caller I kind of get halfway and then it's just like, all right, I'm done, you can stop now cause it's not really gonna go any further.

1:26:07 Adam Why, how do you know it's not gonna go any further?

1:26:09 Caller It's just sort of, it doesn't work and it's just kind of instead of a pleasurable feeling, it's just sort of annoying and I just want to stop and I'm done.

1:26:17 Drew Are you on a medication? The birth control pill?

1:26:21 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:26:22 Drew Which one?

1:26:23 Caller I'm on, working on, you're set.

1:26:28 Drew Okay, that can do it, that can knock your drive down pretty good. Have you ever tried to be sexually active without being on the pill?

1:26:35 Caller I went off of it for about four or five months because I'm also losing my hair and I thought that might be the case.

1:26:42 Drew Was it with that, during the time you were with that guy you really cared about?

1:26:45 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:26:46 Drew And nothing?

1:26:47 Caller Still have nothing.

1:26:48 Adam You're losing your hair.

1:26:49 Caller Yeah, losing my hair.

1:26:52 Drew And you have no medical problems?

1:26:54 Caller No.

1:26:54 Drew And were you sexually abused growing up?

1:26:56 Caller Nope.

1:26:57 Drew You sure?

1:26:57 Caller I'm positive.

1:26:59 Drew And do you feel things down there? It's not like you're cut off from it, but you actually feel sensations.

1:27:03 Caller No, I get turned on. I engage in sexual activity. It's just when I get to the end of it, it just nothing happens.

1:27:09 Drew You a Mormon?

1:27:10 Caller No.

1:27:11 Adam Drew, how about a vibrator?

1:27:14 Drew How about that?

1:27:15 Caller I have four or five.

1:27:17 Adam Four or five?

1:27:17 Caller Yeah.

1:27:18 Adam Yeah, you can't use them all at once.

1:27:20 Caller No, I can't use them all at once.

1:27:21 Adam You get what we call bottleneck. Well, James up in there.

1:27:24 Drew I predict you will sort of grow out of this.

1:27:26 Adam Yeah, my prediction.

1:27:27 Drew Yeah, you keep working at this. There are books out there. You're actually one of the few people that'll recommend those books, too. There are books out there that sort of teach women exactly what to do, some things to try, and maybe even teach your boyfriend that he can do to help you out.

1:27:40 Adam Well, you giving BJs to random buddies is certainly not gonna shake a piece of orgasm fruit off the tree, you know what I'm saying? You gotta get with one guy. Give the guys a little bit older and a little ugly. He'll work. You don't want some pretty boy. Pretty boy, lie down, get busy. But you get a guy who's a little bit homely. They focus, they work, you know what I mean? They got a better ethic. And use a little oral sex on you, maybe incorporate the vibrator, shake it loose. But that's gonna take a little while. And she's, and Meredith is one that's, you know, legitimately doesn't have orgasm. Most people we talk to, it turns out they got molested. It turns out they have a medical condition. It turns out they can have it through oral or when they're alone or in the tub.

1:28:28 Drew Or they're 17 and worrying about it. It may just be delayed in terms of this whole thing.

1:28:32 Adam How about the tub? Hey, Meredith, have you tried the tub water, you know, running the water on you?

1:28:41 Drew Yeah.

1:28:41 Adam Wow, well, suicide, eh?

1:28:43 Drew No, keep at it. This will, it will come around, so to speak.

1:28:47 Adam Yeah?

1:28:47 Drew Yeah, I betcha.

1:28:48 Adam Yeah.

1:28:49 Drew I betcha. But I think the particular pill you're on is working against you. I think you may wanna get a pill. If you're gonna be on a pill, get a little higher estrogen-dosed pill.

1:29:01 Yes.

1:29:01 Adam You're 25?

1:29:03 Caller Yes.

1:29:04 Adam You went to a AA meeting tonight?

1:29:06 Caller I did.

1:29:07 Adam Your first one?

1:29:08 Caller Yeah, it was my first one, just-

1:29:10 Caller I drink to that.

1:29:12 Adam Mm-hmm.

1:29:13 Caller Yeah, I realized that I needed to start doing that because there have been some adverse effects, so. Mm-hmm. Good times. I definitely have a problem, so.

1:29:22 Adam So, what's up?

1:29:24 Caller I guess what I'm curious about, I went to AA. Yeah. And I'm not a religious person. And you know, there's a little bit of religion in there. And it kind of makes me feel uncomfortable because I guess, like, I believe they mentioned, like, the third step is giving up your life to God.

1:29:40 Drew Well, it's giving up control to a higher power. The problem being an alcoholic is that you want to control everything. As my therapist once said to me, she said, all of her patients are a piece of S, they feel like a piece of S around which the whole world revolves. And that whole business of keeping the world revolving, keeping the world revolving around its axis because you're in control of it and you're hypervigilant about it and you're focused on it, as opposed to just letting go and having faith that things will be okay. That really is the fundamental principle in the thing that's operating. Different meetings have more or less talk about God or religiosity. You got to find a meeting that-

1:30:15 Adam Stay out of the black neighborhoods. It's gonna be a revival going on over there, like tambourine playing.

1:30:21 Drew The whole idea is you make meaning of that in your own way.

1:30:24 Caller I was wondering if there are any, like AA, it was positive and I got a lot of-

1:30:30 Drew There are, but there are, there are things like rational recovery and SRL and stuff. Yeah, but they really end up being the same thing. And there's just a better community and a better, more sophisticated, better outcomes typically with 12 Steps. So just go and just make whatever meaning you need to make of those third, second, third steps.

1:30:47 Adam Don't be stuck up, all you atheists.

1:30:49 Drew Yeah, it's again, I wish they should not call it God and just stay with the higher- Yeah, the higher power concept is the one that just gives people the notion that this is just something to give them faith that they can let go of safely of control.

1:31:02 Adam Right, all right, let's see.

1:31:05 Caller Unless she's by herself. Time is up.

1:31:10 Adam All right, Renee from Alaska, Renee?

1:31:13 Caller Yeah.

1:31:14 Caller Yeah?

1:31:14 Adam What's up?

1:31:16 Caller My problem is like whenever I have sex, I never have an orgasm.

1:31:21 Caller I've never had one.

1:31:23 Drew During intercourse?

1:31:25 Caller Yeah.

1:31:25 Drew All right, that may never happen.

1:31:27 Adam But you have it during oral sex?

1:31:30 Caller No, I've only done oral sex once.

1:31:32 Drew Okay, well that's-

1:31:33 Adam Did you have oral one? But as usual, now, here's the question. Did you have an orgasm? Well, we'll never know.

1:31:39 Drew No.

1:31:40 Adam No, you did not.

1:31:41 Drew But that's where you're gonna be able to is through that kind of activity, because most women do not have orgasms during intercourse.

1:31:48 Adam Yeah, think oral sex. All right, you're depressed?

1:31:54 Caller Yeah.

1:31:55 Adam Yeah, what's going on? What part of Alaska do you live in?

1:31:58 Caller Anchorage.

1:31:59 Adam Mm-hmm, and why are you there? Your dad couldn't handle society? People seem, and let me tell you how people end up in Alaska. They're fleeing.

1:32:08 Drew They're running away. They all say that too.

1:32:10 Adam They're running from the past.

1:32:11 Drew They're from, yeah, whatever yesterday was the past.

1:32:14 Adam Yeah, I like to run from my future. I really, the past I'm cool with. It's the future I'd like to avoid.

1:32:20 Drew No, they, people will tell you, basically they say up there, everyone has a story. Ooh, that's very good.

1:32:25 Adam Renee? Yeah. It's, how did you end up in Anchorage?

1:32:30 Caller I was born here.

1:32:32 Adam Ah-ha, what's your dad do?

1:32:35 Caller My dad, I've never, like, I've met my dad like three times.

1:32:38 Caller He was in Texas.

1:32:40 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:32:40 Drew Was your mom trying to go away from your dad?

1:32:43 Caller No, it's, he just left when he found out my mom was pregnant with me.

1:32:48 Adam He left Anchorage?

1:32:50 Caller Yeah, he was living here and then he just left and went and lived with his family in Texas.

1:32:55 Adam What got your mom to Anchorage? Could take all night.

1:32:58 Caller My grandparents moved here because my grandpa was in the Air Force.

1:33:03 Adam All right, well, not so much fleeing.

1:33:05 Drew Yeah. But a story nonetheless.

1:33:07 Adam Oh, always a story, yeah. I'd say Alaska and lots of parts of Nevada, like Vegas and Reno. You know, like you don't want any guy ends up in Vegas. Like what happened? Oh, Meth deal went bad. Got some guys looking for me in New Jersey. And I just wait till things settle down just a little bit. So I'm driving a hack out here.

1:33:28 Drew And then Florida too.

1:33:29 Adam Florida, Florida stood, Florida stood.

1:33:31 Drew That story is all the same story.

1:33:32 Adam Some sort of S gutter, Florida and Nevada. All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:33:38 Caller Alright guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:43 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:33:45 Caller Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

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1:34:12 Adam Well that's the show everybody. I want to thank Maroon 5 for coming in. Especially James and Adam for showing their pusses. God bless you.

1:34:21 Maroon 5 Thanks for having us, guys.

1:34:22 Adam Songs About Jane, everybody. Go out and get it if you haven't already. And guys, we'll see you soon, whenever you're touring, whenever you're coming through town.

1:34:32 Maroon 5 Can I say one thing?

1:34:33 Adam Sure.

1:34:33 Maroon 5 We have a show on July 17th at Irvine. I believe now it's the Verizon Wireless. Yes, Verizon. So please come and see us, everybody. John Mayer. John Mayer, sorry.

1:34:42 Adam Oh, can't go wrong with that. That's a one-two punch. We'll take a little break, and until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Stephanie, no children, right?

1:34:53 Caller Yeah, we don't have any kids.

1:35:00 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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