Episode 1000582457905

0:52 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:08 Adam Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Macy Gray gonna come into studio tonight. Macy say what you call the free spirit. So free, she's not here. But I suspect she did call.

1:22 Drew Which is way ahead of most of our guests.

1:25 Adam Well, I wouldn't say way ahead, but about even. About even. Well, no, it's way ahead of the guests that show up late.

1:32 Drew Right, but average guess she's about even.

1:34 Adam About even, yeah. She gave a call about 10 minutes ago, said she was about, she was in San Francisco. And she's driving a 82 Chevy Citation.

1:44 Drew A Segway, she said, she's done a Segway.

1:45 Adam And it's got the space saver spare on three of the four tires. So that is the mark of the loser, by the way. The guy's got the space saver spare on and he's worn the tread out on that, where the spare becomes the full time tire. And you can tell, because you can see that the car, the space saver spare, when it looks like it's got a little soot on it and some brake dust and then some scratches on it, you know, we can tell the guy drove it through a winter in Buffalo and it's still on there. Little rust on the lug nuts. I like that guy. I like the guys. I like the guys that stay the course. Do you know what I mean? The guys, the guys who still got the ski lift pass on their parka from Vail, 1986. The guys that ain't moving.

2:31 Drew I think the thought bubble over their head too, is what are you gonna do?

2:34 Adam Yeah.

2:34 Drew What are you gonna do?

2:35 Adam What are you gonna do? Yeah.

2:37 Drew Takes all kinds.

2:38 Adam Yeah. Yeah, that's what I like. It's that sofa on the porch thing. And you know, here's my theory. If you don't take care of stuff like the space saver spare, like the first day you put that space saver spare on your car, there's a huge urgency to change it. It's like, all you're thinking about that day is, I gotta take care of this. How am I gonna take care of this?

2:59 Drew How much further can I get through this?

3:00 Adam The next day, it's cut in half. The third day, that half gets cut in half.

3:05 Drew Yes.

3:05 Adam And by the end of the week-

3:06 Drew It quickly goes to non-detectable.

3:07 Adam By the end of the week, it's barely there. And then two weeks into it, you're starting to like the look of the space saver. So that's what it is. That's why you got your window. And people that take care of crap just take care of it the first day and then it's gone. If they got to the second week, they wouldn't take care of it either. It's true. But the second weekers always go, I'll take care of it and ask. And then it becomes part of your landscape. It's just landscape, just there. It's like the graffiti that you pass every day on the way to school. Just don't even notice it anymore. All right, so anyway, Macy Gray, gonna be in studio very soon. Gonna talk to her about her new Christmas elm and all sorts of other projects. She has dear, dear, dear friend, Kathy Griffin coming in on Tuesday tomorrow. Tori Amos, dear, dear friend, Tori Amos. We like Tori Amos quite a bit. She hasn't been here for a while. So we'll talk to her. And then dear, dear, dear, dear, dear friend, David Allen Grier is gonna be in here on Thursday. All right, so let's move forward.

4:06 I like a girl with a big butt but fruit in the middle is juicy, it's sweet cause it's fruit and in the middle.

4:12 Adam Let me tell you what that song is an homage to. It's my yogurt. Tell this to engineer Michelle, probably hasn't heard it. I like mixing the fruit up in my yogurt. So I get the fruit at the bottom yogurt. But then as I stuffed the spoon in there, and by the way, there's nothing worse and I don't know why it bothers me. Nothing bothers me more than too much food getting too high up on the spoon or fork. Or do it once while you're scraping the bottle, the bottom of the peanut butter container and you're getting the bottom and then you pull the spoon up and it's all the way up the spoon.

4:42 Drew It's all over your knuckles.

4:43 Adam I got freaked out now. I got to get a new spoon. I may have to move. This is weird. Then you try to clean the peanut butter off the top of the spoon, up the handle. It's like, okay, this mission abort, abort. I'm leaving the house. Okay. You stir the yogurt up with the fruit at the bottom. First off, you never quite get all that fruit at the bottom or if you do, you don't know if you do cause you can't really see, you just scrape it around. And if you do a thorough job, some will slop over the top and land on your hand or on the counter. It's hard to get it from the bottom. So how do we cure this? Fruit in the middle. Fruit in the middle. Shot of yogurt at the bottom, just to solid. Fruit on top, no good. Still hard to mix.

5:21 Drew But by the way, fruit on the top, if they were gonna pick bottom or top, shouldn't they pick the top?

5:27 Adam I say you go top.

5:28 Drew Yeah.

5:28 Adam Yes. But middle better.

5:31 Drew Middle better.

5:32 Adam Still you're turning, you're tilling. There's too much tilling going on.

5:35 I'm sorry I played that drop.

5:37 Adam Inch at the bottom, inch of solid yogurt at the bottom, half inch of fruit at the middle, another inch or so of solid yogurt at the top. Maybe we do a 60-40 type split.

5:47 Drew We'll invent a new food, we'll call it Parfait.

5:49 Fruit in the middle.

5:50 I like a girl with a big butt, but fruit in the middle is juicy, is sweet, cause it's fruit and in the middle. Shaka-laka.

5:58 Adam Shaka-laka. Angel?

6:02 Yes, this is Angel.

6:03 Adam You're 23?

6:04 Caller 23.

6:05 Adam You pregnant yet?

6:07 Caller No.

6:07 Adam Really?

6:07 Caller I'm planning on it.

6:08 Adam All righty.

6:11 Caller I have a question. Ever since I was young, I had big breasts, you know? Now I'm a 38 double D. They're still nice, you know? But they're not as full as they used to be. And I just want to go.

6:23 That's 23.

6:25 Adam Yeah, that happens, Drew. Well listen, if you're gonna start taking a shape, whether you're a guy with love handles or whether you're a chick with sort of saggy boobs or whatever, or double chin, starting, you know, balding guy, whatever, if that's your shape, if that's the direction you're going, you just start going about, well you just start going. I mean, you start at 14.

6:46 Drew Yeah, but she said she used to be stand up and now.

6:49 Adam Well, I was still fuller when she was 18, but starting to head down.

6:52 Drew That's all. All right.

6:54 Caller Yeah, but see now it's like when I laid down, they kind of flopped to the side and that's not really attractive, you know, and I didn't want to go through surgery or anything because that'll mess up like breastfeeding in later years. So they have like something called maybe Dr. Drew knows, Bloussaint is supposed to make your breast fuller. Does that stuff work?

7:15 Drew No, there's nothing that works like that.

7:17 Adam You just rub it on and whoever watches you rub it on, his penis gets fuller.

7:22 Caller Yeah, he'll enjoy that, but will it work for me?

7:25 Drew No.

7:25 Adam Yeah, nothing works.

7:26 Drew Surgery is really the only thing that will change. Rub it in on.

7:31 Adam What percentage of stuff you rub on works? The only thing that works is rubbing on is like butter on corn. Anything you rub on doesn't really work.

7:40 Drew But there are transdermal medication.

7:42 Adam Well, there's stuff if you've been burned badly or something like that, but nothing's getting rid of wrinkles and all that stuff.

7:49 Drew There's nothing you're going to get over the counter.

7:51 Adam Tightening up your double chin or whatever, all that shrinking your nose, tightening up your boobs, none of that stuff works.

7:57 Caller No, no, no. Oh, I know, but I want them full again.

8:01 Adam Well, me too.

8:02 Drew That's surgery.

8:02 Adam What are you going to do?

8:05 Caller I don't know.

8:06 Adam Do you have a man? You have a man?

8:08 Caller No, no, not right now.

8:09 Adam Why not?

8:11 Caller I'm just moving into Georgia. I don't really have time for it.

8:15 Adam No time.

8:15 Drew What are you doing?

8:16 Caller No time. I'm just chilling right now.

8:20 Drew No, no. I mean, what kind of work do you do that's keeping you busy? Why did you move there?

8:24 Caller I moved here for a job. I'm at a funeral home.

8:28 Adam I'm sure you meet lots of nice elderly dead people. Are you a funeral home?

8:32 Drew Are you a mortician?

8:33 Caller No, that's not quite what I'm looking for.

8:36 Adam What do you do at the funeral home?

8:38 Caller Well, I'm an apprentice. So what I'm doing is an embalming assistant. I just help in the back with the embalming.

8:48 Adam How many dead people you see a day?

8:51 Caller Maybe seven or eight.

8:53 Adam Does working around dead people make you more careful or is it liberating or is it just nothing?

8:59 Drew It's nothing.

9:00 Adam It's just nothing. Everything's just nothing, right?

9:02 Drew We had an anatomy lab I went into every day in my first year of medical school with a hundred dead bodies in it.

9:07 Adam Really?

9:07 Drew And we just carved them up.

9:08 Adam That's it. Never even thought about it.

9:10 Drew You do. Interestingly, you have a little reaction that when you first start and they kept their hands and their faces covered.

9:17 Adam Hands and their faces, yeah.

9:18 Drew And when you work here, when you first went in the back, you worked with the hands. And when you uncovered the hands, it was like, ooh, a human hand.

9:23 Adam Yeah.

9:23 Drew And then the face was covered and then it was over.

9:26 Adam That's it. Hey, so what do you do? How do you imbomb? You just start to injecting pumping fluid and everything?

9:33 Caller Well, first you make an incision. You look for the carotid artery.

9:37 Adam Yeah.

9:38 Caller The jugular vein, you know? And then there's a machine you have to hook up.

9:42 Adam Pump them out, pump all the blood out.

9:45 Caller Pump the blood out and pump in the solution, yeah.

9:48 Adam Yeah.

9:49 Caller Yeah, seems weird.

9:51 Adam I never, let me explain something. To an atheist, all this stuff just seems weird. This is like one big weird ritual to me.

9:59 Drew It is weird, but it's innately human. I mean, the Egyptians did it. We want to, we want to see that person.

10:06 Adam A lot of stuff was done historically that I think we're over now. Do you know what I'm saying?

10:11 Drew We should be.

10:11 Adam I understand. It's an impulse. It's an impulse. It's an impulse when you're worried about the volcano god and drawing pictures with rocks on caves and stuff. You want to keep a person in good shape for when it's time to be resurrected and all that stuff. But now that we've sort of worked that out, seems like it's into the ground you go.

10:30 Drew Or the furnace.

10:31 Adam Yeah. Let me tell you something about the Corollas. My grandpa died. He was gone. I don't know what happened to him.

10:38 Drew So we've found a very sort of Dude came- Admirable quality in the Corolla line.

10:44 Adam Picked him up with a station wagon about 4 a.m.

10:46 Drew Oh no, you had him set in the water.

10:48 Adam Oh yeah. I didn't even know if he was cremated.

10:50 Drew No, that's, no, no, no. That's the Neptune Society. They just dump them in.

10:54 Adam No, they, they cremate you. They don't just toss you in. They don't toss you in. How dare you? They don't just, you can't just get tossed in the water. This isn't wartime. It's not a naval burial.

11:05 Drew I don't know. You're right.

11:06 Adam No, you get cremated. But you get cremated. They shove you into a file of facts. And they just take a box. They just take a beacons box and shove you into that. And then they just hit you with a plumber's blow torch until you go up. They stuff some oily rags up your ass and they just burn you out in the field. And then they just toss you in there. It's like $280. I mean, my grandfather's funeral was like under 300 bucks. It's great. Guy shows up in his own station wagon like four in the morning.

11:34 Drew No, I've seen that before.

11:35 Adam The Neptune side is great.

11:36 Drew Yeah.

11:36 Adam You just call them up. Hey, grandpa's dead. Bird will be by in about 45 minutes. He's going to swing by Arby's, get a little dinner before he comes by. And then he just shows up and like fills out a couple of things, tosses the guy, probably in the passenger seat so he can utilize the diamond lane on the way out to the crematorium. It's cremated and then they just toss him in the ocean. We didn't even have anything. I was like, where's grandpa?

11:58 Drew He's in the ocean. There probably was an option, but you couldn't do it.

12:01 Adam Well, no, it would have been 60 bucks.

12:02 Drew Yeah, you finally wouldn't go for that. Of course not.

12:04 Adam I mean, it would have been 60 bucks to rent the boat and have people go on it and everything. So, yeah, we, no, no, come on. What are we, the Rockefellers? We're afraid if I die, they throw them in the ocean. Lindsay? Yes. Nothing you can do about them big boobs.

12:23 Drew Surgery, lots of surgery, lots of surgery. But that's it.

12:28 Adam Lindsay, yeah, you're 20. What's going on?

12:32 Caller I'm 20 years old and I'm currently sexually active and I have been like continuously for about a year. And over the last few months, well, I mean, I've had been in a relationship and you know, more than once a week been sexually active.

12:46 Adam You're a stinking whore.

12:48 Drew And?

12:50 Caller And over the last few months, my sex drive has kind of just fallen and almost gone to nothing. And I'm wondering if there's any kind of clinical reason for that or anything that I could do about it.

13:02 Drew Are you on it?

13:03 Adam It's all a fine question. Hi Macy, put those headphones on. Yeah, we call them cans in the business, by the way. Yeah, you got them there? Can you hear yourself? Okay, I put Lindsay on hold because Macy Gray just walked in the studio. Thank you, thank you, thank you. We got screwed up kids with their sex problems all day long up the Wazoo, but we don't get Macy Gray in here too often. Yeah.

13:26 Macy Gray I was listening on my way here.

13:28 Adam You were, good.

13:29 Macy Gray Yeah.

13:29 Drew So she knew exactly what she was getting into.

13:31 Adam All right, good, you're hip. Hey, did you have fun on Jimmy's show when you did it, when you co-hosted a few months back? Yeah, so you did a good job on that. And, not really. I was saying, no, he's a great guy. I was saying to Drew last night that you were one of the highlights of the American Music Awards with your call for people to stand up and really get upset when they lost. Yeah, I thought we thought it was kind of refreshingly honest.

14:01 Macy Gray Oh, thank you. Well, I know, because when you don't win, you're really upset. Like backstage, yeah.

14:07 Adam Yeah, I've never been up for anything. Yeah, you should.

14:12 Macy Gray And I want it, you know, but then we're on TV that like, yeah, yeah, you're so great.

14:17 Adam Yeah.

14:18 Macy Gray I hate you.

14:19 Adam People do that. They always get that, first, there's a millisecond of looking stunned and disappointed, followed by gaining the composure and clapping, being very happy and a little too happy, by the way, for someone winning other than them.

14:33 Drew Yeah.

14:34 Adam You know what I mean?

14:35 Drew It seems disingenuous.

14:36 Adam Well, here's what I'm saying. Like, if anyone who watches sports and you see the other team win the game, the other team doesn't pretend like they're happy, they're genuinely disappointed, sometimes angry. Yeah, they leave. Yeah, they leave, they're pissed off. They punch a ref, they do throw a Gatorade bucket, they trash a locker room, they're upset. Why should this be any different? It's just the camera's on, you're supposed to be dignified.

15:01 Macy Gray It's freezing in here.

15:02 Adam You're cold? Good.

15:03 Drew I can fix that.

15:04 Adam Where are you from?

15:05 Macy Gray It's like winter.

15:06 Adam Yeah, well this winter.

15:08 Macy Gray I know, but not in LA.

15:10 Adam Well, yeah, it is. It's December, right? Are we in December yet?

15:15 Macy Gray Yeah, today's the first day.

15:16 Drew So, where are you from?

15:19 Macy Gray We have a real winter, like snow.

15:21 Adam Yeah, so this is nothing for you.

15:23 Macy Gray Zero degrees. It's freezing in here.

15:25 Drew Where in Ohio? Where in Ohio?

15:27 Macy Gray Canton, Ohio.

15:29 Adam Ah, home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Never been there. You used to work at the Pro Football Hall of Fame?

15:36 Macy Gray When I was 12, I was a tour guide.

15:38 Drew Wow.

15:40 Adam What's the thing that people-

15:41 Drew Oh, this shows how over, that's all we're talking about.

15:44 Adam Give me the top 35 things people don't know about the NFL Hall of Fame. What was like, give me like two or three top things that people aren't aware of.

15:55 Macy Gray I was 12. I mean, that was just like five years ago, but I'm just- Well, I remember.

16:03 Adam You don't, do you remember anything?

16:04 Macy Gray Most people don't know it's in Canton, Ohio.

16:06 Drew Right, they think it's gonna be like-

16:07 Macy Gray We had to watch like all these old films on, like I knew, I used to know Walter Payton's Stats. Right.

16:14 Drew You had to watch the Immaculate Reception 500 times.

16:16 Macy Gray Yes, this was a show, like a real tour.

16:19 Adam How big is it? Is it a big place?

16:22 Macy Gray No, it's big for Canton. It's like an economy thing. Say if you go down, like, you know, the downtown library downtown. Yeah.

16:30 Drew Wow, it's big.

16:31 Macy Gray Mm-hmm.

16:32 Adam Library is the place they keep the books?

16:33 Macy Gray Book place.

16:35 Adam Again, they never put the word book, not in there. It's very confusing for people, you know?

16:40 Drew Especially for the non-readers.

16:42 Adam So you work, how long did you work there for?

16:44 Macy Gray Just a few months.

16:45 Adam Wow.

16:46 Macy Gray Mm-hmm.

16:47 Adam And how'd you get that gig at 12?

16:49 Macy Gray My uncle, my uncle was like a city guy. He was like assistant to the mayor. Uh-huh. So he got me a job there.

16:55 Adam Oh, am I gonna kill my dad?

16:57 Macy Gray But it didn't work out.

16:58 It didn't work out?

16:59 Drew Oh, why'd you fire him?

17:00 Adam He got caught stealing Vince Lombardi's bust?

17:02 Macy Gray No, they had this weird rule where you had to be at work 10 minutes early. Like, you're supposed to be there at eight.

17:08 Adam Hold on, little sidebar. I can see where that'd be difficult for Macy.

17:11 Drew Yeah, no, it's at 10, 15 here.

17:12 Adam Yeah, what time is it?

17:13 Drew The show started 15 minutes ago. Yeah, that's good. Okay. We're not being singled out.

17:17 Macy Gray I was waiting for you guys to take a break.

17:19 Drew Right, right. That's what she told them at the academy.

17:23 Adam I was here. I was waiting for you guys to take a break.

17:25 Macy Gray No, but you had to be there 10 minutes. You had to be on the floor by eight.

17:29 Adam You had to be, because the place opened at eight. You kept showing up late or not early.

17:34 Macy Gray No, it was a couple minutes, no.

17:36 Adam Couple minutes.

17:37 Macy Gray Yeah, I was 12.

17:38 Drew Yeah, what would you have done at 12?

17:41 Macy Gray First, I had to get a ride every day for my dad. It wasn't like I could get up there on my own.

17:46 Adam Right. All right, so you worked at the Pro Football Hall of Fame for a while. And then this is in Canton, Ohio. And now you're going to high school in Canton, Ohio, right?

17:57 Macy Gray No, I went to high school. I went to boarding school.

17:59 Adam Oh, you went away?

18:00 Macy Gray Yeah, Western Reserve Academy.

18:02 Adam Ooh, Reserve Academy.

18:04 Macy Gray I know, but it's actually, it's a boarding school and a college out there.

18:09 Drew It's Case Western.

18:10 Adam Yeah, exactly. What's Western?

18:13 Drew It's got a great medical school.

18:14 Adam Oh, it does? Now where's that at?

18:17 Macy Gray Well, the boarding school's in Hudson, the college is in Cleveland.

18:19 Adam Why'd you go to boarding school?

18:22 Macy Gray Oh, I can't say.

18:23 Adam You got into trouble?

18:24 Macy Gray My sexual issues.

18:26 Adam Oh, got in trouble.

18:28 Macy Gray I'm kidding.

18:28 Adam Were you getting in trouble?

18:30 Macy Gray I just want to say to the caller they called before, having big breasts is great.

18:34 Adam Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you got in trouble.

18:38 Macy Gray Cause you guys get these callers and they're like, oh my God, my boyfriend makes me cum too much. Like, I don't understand that.

18:44 Drew Right, they call with non-problems.

18:45 Adam Yeah, that's a non-problem.

18:47 Macy Gray My boyfriend just wants to eat my cootie. Like stuff like that.

18:55 Adam Well, you're gonna when we're done. So you go, how old are you when you go to boarding school?

19:00 Macy Gray 14.

19:00 Adam 14. Getting in trouble, they send you away to boarding school.

19:05 Macy Gray Yeah.

19:05 Adam You go there, you do okay over there or you get into more trouble?

19:08 Macy Gray I do alright. Boarding school is a weird place when you're that young.

19:11 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

19:14 Macy Gray Cause you don't have like your parents.

19:16 Adam Yeah.

19:17 Drew They don't realize I messed up.

19:18 Macy Gray Like your teachers, I think they're your parents.

19:20 Adam Uh-huh. Well, I guess, I guess, yeah, it is. I guess if you're a teacher, if you're a teacher at a boarding school and you got a bunch of kids dropped off and you're in the middle of the country, you sort of feel like you're the parent.

19:31 Drew You are the parent.

19:32 Adam You kind of are the parent. So you had weird, okay, and then did you go to college or when did you start singing? You went to USC? When did you start singing? Woo woo. When did you start singing?

19:45 Macy Gray Let me see. I was in college. I was in my first band my senior year in college.

19:52 Adam Senior year in college.

19:54 Macy Gray I started late.

19:55 Adam Yeah, most people end up, they were in the choir and they started in high school or junior high or something. You didn't know it?

20:02 Macy Gray No, I took piano lessons. I took classical piano for seven years. But I wasn't into singing so much later.

20:09 Adam So you started singing as a senior at USC?

20:12 Macy Gray Yeah, I had this guy that I liked that was a musician. He had a studio in his dorm room. Mm-hmm. And-

20:19 Drew Studio in his dorm room, wow.

20:23 Adam Yeah, yeah, rich kid.

20:25 Macy Gray So anyway, I pretended like I was really into writing music and making music because I liked them. Mm-hmm. And then I got really, I actually turned out to be pretty good at it. So I used to write lyrics for his beat.

20:37 Adam Right, and then how long before you had the success? I mean, from the time you got out of high school, out of college to the time you started selling some records?

20:46 Macy Gray Oh, let me see, it was about seven years.

20:49 Adam Oh, really? I have no idea how old you are. I'm gonna do the math, though.

20:57 Macy Gray I know math always gets you, always gives you away.

21:00 Adam All right, well, here's the thing with Macy. We got the CD, we got a Christmas CD that she's got coming out. It's a compilation thing. She's on it, Fiona Apple's on it, Tenacious D's on it, Fuel's on it. Whole bunch of people are on it. And I think we're gonna hear something off of that CD. We'll hear it in the next segment.

21:22 Macy Gray You should hear the one off my album first.

21:24 Adam Oh, is that the one we're gonna hear?

21:25 Drew I've Been a Good Girl? That one?

21:27 Macy Gray No, the one on my album is the song that me back in Fairmont's did.

21:32 Drew Number two.

21:32 Adam Yeah, see, I've Been a Good Girl's on the Christmas album.

21:34 Drew All right, we gotta get that straight now.

21:36 Macy Gray My boyfriend just wants to eat my gooty.

21:38 Adam All right, easy there. We'll finish up with Lindsey, then we'll take a break. Lindsey?

21:45 Caller Yes.

21:46 Drew So Lindsey, you're sudden drop in your sex drive, right?

21:48 Yes.

21:49 Drew Are you in a relationship now?

21:51 Caller Yes, I am. I have been for about a year.

21:54 Drew Is that working, their relationship?

21:55 Caller Yeah, the relationship's wonderful. That's the only thing that's the problem.

22:00 Drew Did you start like Depo Provera shots or something?

22:03 Caller No, I actually haven't been on birth control for over two years and I just started the other day, but this has been going on longer.

22:10 Drew And no medication?

22:12 Caller No.

22:13 Drew Nothing?

22:14 Caller Nothing.

22:14 Adam Are you in love with this guy?

22:18 Caller Yes, I am.

22:20 Drew Any other symptoms?

22:22 Caller Nothing, I mean.

22:23 Drew Nothing, no. Your periods are normal. Your periods are normal. Well, one of the things that makes people flip and flop between being hypersexual and then sort of deprived is a history of sexual abuse or physical abuse. Anything like that happen?

22:37 Caller Nothing like that, no.

22:39 Macy Gray Maybe you're just exhausted.

22:41 Drew Maybe you're tired?

22:42 Caller I don't know, but it's irritating in my relationship because he thinks that I don't care for him anymore and I do. It's just, I can't do anything about it.

22:54 Adam Do you need a dangerous guy? Do you need a troublemaker?

22:57 Caller I don't know, maybe. Maybe, I don't know.

22:59 Adam Was your dad a troublemaker?

23:02 Drew No. No. Your periods are normal.

23:05 Caller My periods are very normal.

23:06 Drew Are you overweight or underweight?

23:08 Caller Normal weight.

23:10 Drew Normal weight. No excessive exercising or unusual dietary patterns or anything like that.

23:16 Adam How many times you gonna come in and out of here? Drive me insane.

23:21 Macy Gray Do you just not wanna do it or you fall asleep?

23:24 Adam You don't have to do that. The door drives me nuts in this studio. I don't know what it is. Well, just stay in there.

23:32 Drew Say it again, Macy.

23:34 Macy Gray I said, do you just not feel like it or do you just fall asleep?

23:37 Caller I just don't feel like it. And he'll want to and I just won't at all.

23:41 Drew Is he after you too frequently? Is he sort of objectifying you and after you all the time for it?

23:47 Caller He's gotten to the point now, but at first he didn't. And he's just irritated because he thinks that I'm not attracted to him anymore and I am.

23:55 Adam Well, once you just, look, if you're attracted to him, just hold still and let him hump you once in a while. It's not that big a deal.

24:01 Drew I think you also ought to see a gynecologist. This really does have a biological, you're not depressed, you're sleeping normally. It has a biological feel to it. Normally when people describe this kind of a shutdown and they haven't been abused, it's usually medication or something on that order.

24:16 Adam Let me float this concept, Drew. Don't take any offense of this, Macy, but I don't think girls are used to doing stuff they don't want to do enough.

24:25 Drew Yeah, physically unpleasant things. Yes, men are just reared on that, guys.

24:31 Adam Men are sort of like get down and do a bunch of push-ups and have a guy yell at you or have some guy yell. That dirt's gotta be moved over into that dumpster before the day's through. Guys are sort of used to just doing physical stuff they don't want to do. Women, I think women are used to doing emotional stuff they don't want to do, like with the kids, like the kids gotta be at ballet and then I gotta pick the other one up from a-

24:54 Drew Dudes and all their, their ass.

24:56 Adam No, whatever it is, it's emotional. Women do stuff they emotionally don't want to do. I don't think they're, they're not good at the physical stuff they don't want to do. And they, and I think there's a thing too, where if it doesn't feel good or you don't feel like doing it, you shouldn't do it physically.

25:12 Drew Right.

25:12 But you shouldn't have to do it physically.

25:14 Adam Well, there you go. This is the problem.

25:17 Drew See guys are reared on, it doesn't matter, do it.

25:20 Adam You see guys like play football and the football coach starts yelling at them when they're 10 years old to get down and do some pushups and to run some wind sprints and nobody wants to do it.

25:28 Drew Right, he said I don't want to and you get punched.

25:30 Adam Right, right.

25:31 Drew And then they do more.

25:32 Adam Here's all I'm saying, there's this sort of thing like, well, she doesn't want to have sex. She loves the guy, she feels for him, she's horny for him or she's attracted to him, but she doesn't want to have sex, so she shouldn't have sex, but here's my thing, just have sex. Maybe you'll kickstart yourself.

25:48 Drew Or if we dug a little further.

25:50 Adam No, that's what we do.

25:51 Drew Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I think we should speak a little more in prison, too. We might find some more stuff going on this way. I'm done digging.

25:58 Adam I'm done digging. All right, Macy Gray and Stu, tonight we'll hear a song from her when we come back. Macy Gray is our guest tonight. She just woke up. We're gonna hear something off of Macy's CD, The Trouble of Being Myself, in just a couple of seconds. We're gonna take a song first. Macy's gonna be playing with David Bowie. Have you ever played with David Bowie? Gonna be touring with David Bowie.

27:08 Macy Gray We're here in LA on January 31st, February 3rd, 4th, 5th. Two shows at the Shrine, two shows at the Wilton.

27:17 Adam I'd like to go to one of those shows.

27:19 Macy Gray Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be great.

27:22 Adam Yeah, yeah. I've never seen David Bowie.

27:25 Macy Gray I'd like to if you need some tickets.

27:26 Adam Really? Yeah, I would like that. I'd like to see both of you. Do you open for him, but do you go out on stage together at some point?

27:36 Macy Gray He's open for me, actually.

27:38 Adam Really? Really?

27:41 Drew That's cool.

27:43 Adam David Bowie is such a legend. He's been around for 40 years.

27:46 Macy Gray No, I'm kidding.

27:47 Adam That's what I thought.

27:48 Macy Gray I go on earlier than he does. Play that way.

27:50 Adam Yeah, you don't open for anybody. You do your show and then he comes in and mops up. It's called Sloppy Seconds in the music industry, Drew. Graveyard Chef.

27:58 Macy Gray No, actually, we were talking about doing a song together. So hopefully we'll have time to put one together before we go out.

28:03 Adam David Bowie is one of these guys that has some really neat songs, except for they don't play them on the radio that much. Play the stuff you're tired of on the radio. But he has some really good stuff, like off of Hunky Dory CD. All right, so take a call.

28:18 Drew Let's dance.

28:19 Adam No, I didn't ask for all that song.

28:22 Macy Gray China Girl.

28:23 Adam It's all right. You get that Hunky Dory CD. That's some interesting, really interesting, funky songs on there. True? Don't know. Christie? Hey. Hey, you're 17.

28:43 Caller I am just wondering if talking dirty, like during sex, is going to affect my relationship.

28:50 Drew You mean you needing him to do that or him needing to do that?

28:54 Caller No, like neither one of us really needs it.

28:55 Caller It's just something that's been lately happening, probably half the time when we have sex.

29:00 Caller Don't look at me.

29:01 Caller Don't look.

29:01 Caller Don't look at me.

29:21 Adam I always love that. So what kind of, give us an example of your dirty talk.

29:28 Caller Well, he'll just like, it'll start off like, he'll call me like a bad girl and like bad girls get f'ed hard and like he'll call me a little whore and like, I don't know, just stuff like that. It's not something I would normally say and so I don't know.

29:42 Drew He needs to do that. Yeah. Either one of two things. Either he had some other girlfriend that needed it and taught him that's something that she liked, therefore all women like, men tend to generalize, or he needs to talk like that. Those are the only two options.

29:58 Adam Han, let me say this though.

30:00 Drew And this may get worse. You may see some smacking to follow up.

30:03 Adam He's 22? Mm-hmm. Here's the thing is sometimes, well first off, never met a woman that didn't like just a little rough trait. Just a little. Macy's smiling.

30:13 Caller No, I like it.

30:15 Adam Just a little.

30:16 Caller Nothing too.

30:17 Adam Just a little tug on the hair and a tap on the ass every once in a while. He gets the feeling you like it a little bit and that's why he's moving forward with it.

30:26 Caller Yeah. Is it going to have any like negative effect on our everyday relationship?

30:32 Drew The only way it would is if you really start, if this is the beginning of a path that he's heading down and if he gets into more and more fetishistic behaviors that will diminish your intimacy and take you away from a little bit and you'll start to feel weird. But if it's just sort of an issue of taste, so to speak, this ain't going anywhere.

30:52 Adam But also, it's still nice to probably break it up a little bit and leave it out every once in a while.

30:57 Drew I did an interesting CNN thing tonight where they have found that several or many of the firemen, the brethren that were sort of brought in to console the widows of the fallen brethren, guys with families and things, end up picking up on these young ladies and leaving their wives.

31:15 Adam Really? Do you mean after 9-11 that firemen who were, well a lot of firemen came to New York from other parts of the country.

31:25 Drew Most of these guys were guys from the same station who were actually at the event. So they were all themselves were traumatized. And it's all kinds of things going on that can cause people to do that. But not the least of which, think about what we've always said about men. This is your buddy's wife. Always been kind of attracted. You know what I mean? And now he moves in.

31:45 Adam It's like, guys, guys, don't guys, guys will do that. I mean, your boyfriend could kill himself in five minutes. Let her guy be there like going, oh, this must be a tough time and hugging him and then trying to make out with you. The only part I like is if he could be his best friend, if the girl stops him when the guy goes, oh, yeah, I don't know what came over me, what was I thinking?

32:04 I don't love a woman by that.

32:05 Drew I was so traumatized.

32:06 Adam I was traumatized, too.

32:07 Macy Gray Is that from all the football, from all the physical things you made the new guys?

32:13 Adam Guys have a sort of physical agenda that can't really be altered with words or situations or events.

32:22 Drew Younger guys, especially.

32:23 Adam Yeah, mourning doesn't seem to be...

32:25 Drew But that did intensify the...

32:26 Adam Most 22 year old guys, if there's a funeral that goes on for more than 20 minutes, we'll get a boner at some point in the funeral. It's documented. I used a two-message monitor and realized that most guys get boners. This is how guys are, Macy.

32:40 Macy Gray Oh, I'm hip.

32:41 Adam You're hip? Yeah, you know. Are you married?

32:44 Macy Gray I was.

32:44 Adam Yeah. So you know how guys are.

32:46 Macy Gray Women are the same way. We just don't talk about it like you guys do. We don't admit to it. Oh, really? Yeah.

32:53 Drew I think women don't...

32:54 Macy Gray Women get boners at funerals. We don't say things like that.

32:58 Drew But women, they...

32:58 Adam It was suspected they got boners at funerals.

33:01 Drew It was suspected they reserved this sort of behavior for just certain men.

33:05 Macy Gray Yeah.

33:06 Adam You mean the naughty behavior?

33:09 Drew Not naughty, but sort of where they can't control themselves behavior that men call victim to.

33:13 Adam Yeah. There's a handful of guys that women will present themselves to. And then the rest have to just sort of slug it out in the trenches.

33:21 Macy Gray Well, it's just chemistry. There's like a certain guy you do everything with, you know?

33:25 Adam Yeah. Well, you see, women say that. They go, I have chemistry with this one guy. But you and every other broad, you know, has chemistry with this one guy. So it's I don't know what it is that he's putting out that works in the chemistry department.

33:39 Macy Gray And also he knows how to move his co-hunger.

33:43 Drew They don't know that yet.

33:43 Adam How do you know that in advance?

33:45 Macy Gray You know, you know it then.

33:47 Adam You know it when he's on top of you. But how do you know when you're at the club?

33:49 Drew At the funeral.

33:50 Adam Or at the funeral.

33:52 Macy Gray You know, it's like eye contact.

33:53 Adam It's like, you know, like subtle stuff.

33:58 Macy Gray I mean, it's the guy, like you can't sit and describe it.

34:02 Adam I gotta rub some stink on me or something.

34:03 Drew It's pheromones.

34:04 Adam I believe I'm a guy. I get punished.

34:07 Drew For the rest of the guys?

34:08 Adam Well, you know, the guys, the guys you assume, the women just assume are better than they are and they all get with him and all that kind of stuff. And he's probably no different. And then there's the guys that are where they're at and the guys that women assume are worse than they actually are.

34:19 Drew You're the worst.

34:20 Adam I'm the worst one.

34:21 Drew Napoleon was sort of apparently like what? Not good.

34:25 Adam Not good in the sack. How do you know?

34:27 Drew I just read about just read a medical thing about him.

34:30 Adam Oh, what do you know?

34:32 Drew All the women complained.

34:34 Adam He had his hand tucked in his jacket, he was wearing that crazy hat.

34:38 Drew No, he ejaculated too quickly. He didn't give a rat's ass what was happening with women. And at his autopsy, there was some anatomical deficiency. But they but they still presented to him. You know what I'm saying?

34:50 Adam Yeah. Well, he was a snappy dresser and he was, you know, conquering Europe.

34:55 Drew That hat.

34:58 Macy Gray When you conquer Europe.

34:59 Adam Women like square buckles on a guy's shoes and a front skirt of Europe and a hat that's shaped like the roof of Taco Bell and and conquering Europe.

35:11 Drew That's a good time.

35:12 Macy Gray And conquering Europe.

35:13 Adam That's good too, right? Yeah.

35:16 Macy Gray Well, guys, as you come, you go up so good and say, I conquered Europe.

35:19 Adam Right.

35:19 Macy Gray I guarantee you.

35:20 Adam Yeah. All right. Here I say I haven't I don't want to jinx it. I haven't conquered Europe, but I'm conquering Europe.

35:27 Macy Gray OK, so you did it already.

35:28 Adam Now we got a Macy Gray song to play, but let's play it. I got time. Anderson, you're cool. Anderson's cool.

35:36 Macy Gray All right.

35:36 Adam It's off of the trouble of being myself. And it's called. Wait. Now you got this figured out, too. Yeah, it's called It Ain't the Money. Thank you.

39:45 Macy Gray That was back on there too, back in Fairmont.

39:48 Adam The Trouble of Being Myself is the name of the CD. It's out. She's gonna be out with David Bowie coming up in January. And are we, is that in December too?

39:58 Macy Gray Yeah, we do this. I mean, we got, we live on the first. We do the States. So we come back this way. Wow.

40:05 Adam Hmm, also has a Christmas album out.

40:08 Macy Gray Call it that.

40:09 Adam Christmas Calls.

40:10 Macy Gray It's my label's compilation, yeah.

40:12 Adam Right, she's represented on there as well as many other Travis and Fiona Apple and Tenacious D and lots of people like that. All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be back with Macy Gray right after this. That's nothing like we rehearsed. We spent the entire break rehearsing that. And it was nothing like we rehearsed. Macy Gray. Macy Gray is here tonight, everybody. Kathy Griffin is in here tomorrow night. And then Tori Amos. And I finally got junior, junior producer Lauren to admit the only reason she's here is because Tori Amos comes by once every two and a half years.

41:20 Drew That's the reason.

41:22 Adam I've long suspected that. But she looked me in the eye and admitted the reason she took this gig.

41:27 Drew She's never hidden it from me.

41:28 Adam Yeah.

41:29 Drew That and to study your genius. She drive many appurls. She let us know the other night. She's derived many appurls from your genius.

41:38 Adam People, if they don't know what we're talking about, I said, oh, we should take a call, but screw them. Macy, we'll talk to Macy Gray here. New CD, by the way, The Trouble with Being Myself out as we speak. I was asking a producer, I should say engineer Chris. I said, Chris, what do you want to be? You want to be an engineer? You want to be a tech guy? You want to be in front of the microphone? And he said, microphone. That's the only thing I've ever heard him say, by the way. And I thought, that's interesting. And I thought, once in a while I fish around for a compliment, but it's always just like stepping on a rake that's covered with crap. Just smack you right in the forehead. Yeah, but it's not even just a rake in the forehead. It's a rake that's got Duke dog crap on the end of it. Pow! They got a lump and an infection. So I said to Chris, I said, OK, Chris, you've been working with us for about three months. Chris isn't here tonight, engineer Michelle. So I said, Chris, what do you learn from watching me and Drew work for the last three months? And he goes, what do you mean? I said, what tips you picked up watching the guys work together, seeing how we work? You want to be on the air? What have you learned from watching? Watching me. And he goes, stay off the Internet. And I said, well, what does that mean? And he said, don't prepare. And I said, OK, so you've learned. You're number one. You learn how to prepare. You learn anything. What about anything else from watching me work? No, not really. I was like, OK, just show up late. She's like, yeah. So I said, Lauren, junior, junior, junior producer, what do you learn from watching me work, watching us work together? And she goes, well, you don't have to be smart. I mean, you don't have to be educated. It's who you know. Once you're in, they can't get rid of you. Once you're in, they got to fire you. And when you're in, you make big bucks and you get to boss everyone around.

43:32 Drew What would the right answer have been?

43:35 Adam I don't know what the right answer would have been. I wasn't I wasn't expecting much.

43:40 Drew Expecting something that might have helped them communicate in the role of somebody being somebody behind the mic, not just how Adam is, but something he does that might be.

43:51 Adam Stupid bossy and lazy is what I was looking for. I was looking for, I don't know, it's good to be relaxed and be yourself or something like that. Trust your instincts. Something other than stupid and bossy. By the way, they can't get rid of you. I like that part, by the way. How does that work when they can't get rid of us? And by the way, it's who you know.

44:11 Drew That's how you got there.

44:12 Adam That's how I got here. Because you know my dad, he's the head of radio. He's Bob Tesla. He invented radio. I changed my name.

44:20 Drew Marconi was the original.

44:23 Adam He's Johnny Marconi. Yeah, that's how I got in. My grandfather was a Marconi. That was my dad, my mother's side, my mom. Tesla. My mother was a Tesla side. Marconi was my father. So they got together to write a super radio being. Yeah.

44:39 Hey, thank you for taking my call.

44:43 Adam You too. Oh, by the way.

44:46 Drew You have to wait till the next hour.

44:47 Adam My dad, big fan. My dad, you know, he runs radio. Yeah, of course. No, nobody knows this show like my dad. I saw my dad on Saturday in the afternoon. He said, you going to work tonight? I said, what work? You do the radio, right? No. No, don't do it Saturday. No, no, dad's never shows. Never been on Saturday. I've never worked on the radio Saturday night. I've got the gig nine years. You live in town. You ever heard it? That's that. No, he's also the same guy. Wanted to come on Saturday about 730 once. A few years back and explained him the show started at 10. But again, you know, hey, you know, my dad, you know, show business here and you can't get out now. And they can't get rid of us, Drew.

45:35 Drew Can't.

45:35 Adam Possible. So you're 20. You're hooked up with two 37 year old women.

45:42 Caller No, guys, one of my friends was with us.

45:46 Drew And excuse me, at the same time.

45:52 Caller And we did the trick question.

45:56 Macy Gray At the same time.

45:59 Caller Yeah, at the same time. All three of them.

46:02 Adam And so you, your female friend and two older men.

46:07 Caller Yeah. Well, I knew them through work.

46:10 Adam So and they're both guys are 37.

46:12 Caller And one of them was married.

46:14 All right.

46:15 Adam And this is a foursome then, right?

46:18 Caller Well, I mean, we didn't have sex or anything. All we did was just like get naked and like make out and stuff like that.

46:24 Adam You know, oral sex?

46:27 Caller No, nothing like that.

46:29 Drew Nothing like that.

46:30 Adam Just naked and making out.

46:32 Caller Well, like, yeah.

46:35 Adam Something like that.

46:36 Drew We got to take a break.

46:37 Adam The guys have boners? Hold on a second.

46:40 Drew I like the way they're.

46:43 Adam Nothing like that.

46:44 Drew Nothing like that.

46:45 Adam How dare you? I don't know where your mind is going.

46:47 Drew What do you think?

46:48 Adam Hey, buddy, get it out of gutter, would you? We're just all four naked on top of each other. All right. Macy Gray is here. Macy, you got to stay one more break. You thought you were staying the first hour, but you showed up late, so now you got to make up the 15 minutes.

46:59 Macy Gray I was not late. I was in there learning from you.

47:01 Adam Just like you weren't late at Cannes, Ohio many years ago. Well, now you should know that I'm a disciplinarian. You have to stay for one more break. Thanks, baby doll. We'll be right back.

47:12 Here it is.

47:12 Adam Bottom line, it sucks being single today.

47:15 Tons of lame people and no decent prospects.

47:17 Call the Dateline.

47:19 Caller 1-877-889-DATE.

47:43 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I'm going to just use the F word for the rest of the evening. Well, they can't get rid of me. I'm locked in here, Drew. Macy Gray is in studio tonight. The trouble with being myself is the name of the CD also is involved with the compilation CD for Christmas, which is, is it out or is it coming out?

48:09 Macy Gray It's out.

48:10 Adam It's out.

48:11 Macy Gray Yeah, it's out.

48:12 Adam Yeah. See, you know, I always think about, right? You know, you should, I don't have any talent. What you should do, you know how they write, like.

48:20 Macy Gray You're good at going off on tangents, though. That's just taking one little thing, just talking for hours. And nobody knows what you're talking about, but you're completely happy with yourself.

48:29 Adam That's right. That's what we're talking about. Yeah. I'm happy with myself. That's the important part. Even if no one knows what I'm talking about.

48:36 Macy Gray Yeah. You lost me just about 10 minutes ago.

48:38 Adam You see, Macy's been bitten by the compliment bug around here too.

48:41 Drew Well, Lauren's coaching her in the break.

48:43 Macy Gray Oh, okay.

48:45 Adam Here's what you need to write a song about.

48:46 Macy Gray She told me you went out for 40 minutes one time. And you didn't take any calls and you didn't talk to the guest.

48:52 Adam For 40 minutes.

48:53 Drew You can talk about traffic and weather for, I guess, in limited.

48:58 Adam But let me say something. 40 minutes is an exaggeration because we never go, breaks wouldn't go across the break.

49:04 Drew What are we talking about for?

49:05 Adam 20 minutes max, no, no, no. Now, look, I'm Macy, I was trying to give you a little career help here, but you jumped all over me.

49:16 Macy Gray I was just trying to make you feel good, baby.

49:17 Adam Oh yeah, well nothing makes a guy feel better than when someone says he's got good at waxing on about stuff that no one else understands except for him.

49:24 Drew Or cares about.

49:25 Adam Or cares about except for him. But here's what I want you to do. You need to write a song, not a Christmas song.

49:31 Macy Gray Yeah.

49:32 Adam And a birthday song has been done too. We need to pick a subject like Alice Cooper did School's Out for Summer and it gets played all the time because it's the only School's Out song. You see what I'm saying?

49:44 Drew Maybe another School's Out song.

49:45 Adam Another School's Out, Veterans Day, Yom Kippur, yeah, Columbus Day, Kwanzaa. Yeah, Kwanzaa. Once a year. Ramadan. Ramadan. Ramadan, baby. Yeah, and it's a whole, Ramadan's a whole month, so it would get played, I don't know if we get a whole lot airplay out here, probably not the country station.

50:09 Macy Gray How about the day after Groundhog's Day? This is the day after Groundhog's Day.

50:14 Adam Whatever it is, it gets played on that time of year, all the time, and it's always out, because the crappy School's Out for summer's been played for 35 years every time you start getting into June, right?

50:26 Drew Absolutely.

50:27 Adam All right, you do that, Macy.

50:29 Macy Gray I'm all over that.

50:29 Adam All right, that makes sense, right?

50:31 Macy Gray The day after Groundhog, February 3rd.

50:32 Adam Well, let's not nail ourselves down to the day after Groundhog's Day. I'm just saying.

50:36 Macy Gray No, I'm just saying that's as soon as I can, you know, like, punch it out.

50:38 Adam Oh, okay, so you know when Groundhog's Day is. All right, let's get back to Ann, who's 20. Who, well, all your talk about Groundhog's Day. Ann.

50:52 Drew Ann had a foursome.

50:53 Adam Annie's 20, and she had herself a foursome, but now they just got naked.

50:58 Macy Gray And made out.

50:59 Caller Yeah.

50:59 Drew And don't think for a second, how dare you, Adam?

51:02 Adam No sex, no oral sex. Did you touch a penis?

51:07 Caller No, actually I didn't. I mean, like he was touching my breast and stuff like that, but like.

51:12 Adam How'd you guys all get naked? Was there a jacuzzi or hot tub involved?

51:16 Caller Well, we were just really drunk, and we thought it would be fun to play like stripping games.

51:23 Adam They did.

51:23 Drew Yeah, the guys had that mapped out in a little war room. They had a little mock up of the room before they started the game.

51:34 Adam Blah. All right, so Anne.

51:40 Caller Yeah?

51:41 Adam So the question is, is what? You're ashamed?

51:44 Caller Well, yeah, and it's happened over a month ago, and I just keep obsessing about it.

51:49 Adam Because it's weird at work?

51:50 Macy Gray Because she wished she would touch the penis.

51:52 Caller Yeah. Well, yeah.

51:55 Adam But do you like one of the guys?

51:57 Caller No, they were actually kind of gross. But I was kind of strangely attracted to them for some reason.

52:03 Drew In their grossness?

52:06 Caller I don't know. But I guess it's just like one of them was married and like, I don't know, I just feel like such a homewrecker.

52:12 Adam Well, you didn't do anything. You just frolicked about, had a little drunk fun.

52:17 Drew This guy's an asshole, and it's his responsibility.

52:22 Adam You didn't cheat, though, right? This is a little frolicking. Nothing wrong with that.

52:25 Caller Did you have fun?

52:27 Macy Gray Did you like it?

52:29 Caller At the time, but when I woke up the next morning, I was pretty upset.

52:33 Adam Do you see these guys at work every day?

52:35 Caller Well, actually, I just saw them for the first time today, and I just like totally freaked out and I just get so nervous and can't talk to them really, and I have to serve them.

52:46 Adam You work in a place that's big enough where you don't have to see them?

52:49 Caller No, I work at a really small restaurant, and I like have to serve them.

52:53 Adam Oh, you serve them. I thought you said you worked with them.

52:56 Caller Oh, no, I met them through work.

52:59 Drew These guys are idiots.

53:01 Adam Well, so what? Just relax. That's cool. You're 20. You get drunk. You screw around. You didn't have sex with anybody. Yeah, you're fine. I don't understand what your problem is.

53:14 Drew She has a conscience.

53:15 Adam She didn't do anything. These guys are screwballs.

53:21 Drew Believe me, these guys are doing other stuff. These guys are idiots. They're assholes. No, no.

53:26 Adam Please. They're just screwing around. There was no sex involved with them.

53:30 Drew The married guys were...

53:31 Adam We've heard a thousand times worse than this. A thousand times.

53:34 Drew Yes. Way worse guys.

53:36 Macy Gray What about the other girl?

53:39 Adam What about the girl? You into the girl?

53:42 Macy Gray Does she feel bad?

53:44 Caller Yeah. The other girl, she's like a friend of mine and I don't know. She feels really bad about it too and she really cares.

53:52 Macy Gray You won't do that.

53:52 Adam Get over it. You partied with a couple of guys. You're a waitress. You had no sex. Get past it. All right.

53:58 Caller Thanks.

53:59 Adam Get a boyfriend, would you?

54:01 Caller All right.

54:02 Drew Is that going to be a problem?

54:04 Caller Kind of.

54:05 Drew Why?

54:06 Caller I've never had a boyfriend before.

54:09 Adam Something's going on with you.

54:10 Drew Why?

54:11 Caller Why? I don't know. I just... I don't know.

54:15 Adam You're...

54:15 Caller Because I usually just end up...

54:16 Drew You're fat.

54:17 Adam Drew, please.

54:19 Drew You end up what?

54:20 Caller I end up just like... I think my problem is I have like sleep with them right when I meet them, so it kind of ruins it.

54:25 Adam I think you have way too many ideas about that. You're too skittish. You got to relax a little bit.

54:31 Macy Gray No. Every girl is a hoe at some point.

54:33 Adam Yeah.

54:34 Macy Gray Especially when you're 20. That's the best time.

54:36 Adam That's right.

54:37 Macy Gray To be a hoe? Yeah. Now's the time to do it, babe.

54:41 Adam Ann, Ann, you got to get a little more comfortable in your own, your own, your own skin. I know. All right.

54:46 Macy Gray You should still have a boyfriend. You can be a hoe and have a boyfriend.

54:49 Drew Her dad must be in a hole. That's why she's attractive.

54:51 Adam You're skittish. You're calling from Minnesota. You doing the ice? You doing the ice fishing up there? No, I don't. I got to get into that ice fishing. That's what I'm going to say. You know what you do? You get a little shed. You drag it out in the lake and you just sit there and get drunk.

55:05 Macy Gray Have you ever tried to not do it on the first night?

55:08 Adam Ann? Have you ever not had sex on the first night?

55:12 Caller No, not since I've been like 16.

55:16 Adam Well, why don't you hold off? Hold off and just find a guy. I don't know.

55:20 Drew So you get absolutely, she gets overtaken by other people.

55:24 She can't come to her own defense.

55:27 Adam Ann is confused by life and by men especially.

55:30 Drew It's severe co-dependency. She doesn't want to say no. Yeah, that's co-dependency. She, there's something.

55:35 Adam Something's wrong there.

55:36 Drew The alcoholic there.

55:37 Macy Gray She's scared to say no.

55:40 Adam Well, like her, she's from Minnesota.

55:41 Macy Gray Well, just try not doing it with the mom first night and see what happens with the other guy that you like. The other guy that's not gross.

55:48 Adam Do you have an alcoholic, dad?

55:50 Caller No, I don't.

55:52 Adam See, Drew, you're a regular Prescott. You're retarded.

55:55 Drew Wait, wait, wait. Why the caretaking? Why can't you come to your own defense? Why can't you be present in a relationship?

56:01 Caller I just have variable self-esteem.

56:03 Drew So what happened to you?

56:06 Caller I don't know.

56:07 Adam All right. Listen. Two choices. Your parents made you feel like crap or you're fat. Which one?

56:12 Caller Well, I'm not fat, but...

56:16 Adam How much you weigh?

56:17 Caller I'm 170 and I'm 510.

56:21 Adam That's a lot of Norwegian woman there. I am Norwegian. Yeah. Let me do the radio math. I get 5, 7, and 13, 16, 183. Yeah. All right. So, listen, Anne, I'm doing the radio math. Why don't you lose 20 pounds? Yeah, why not? You feel better about yourself. No, don't stop eating. Just exercise a little more. I'm telling you, look...

56:54 Macy Gray Okay.

56:55 Adam Look, anyone, if you're feeling bad about yourself, you're in a rut, you don't have any money, you can't get anything going, here's the best, and you can't afford therapy, and you can't do whatever, here's the best thing you can do. Start eating a little better and start exercising. You'll immediately feel better. We have more self-respect. You'll feel stronger. You'll just feel better. It's not going to fix you if you were molested for 10 years, but it couldn't hurt, as the Jewish doctor would say. Am I right, Macy?

57:21 Macy Gray Yeah, but it's okay to tell a guy, no.

57:23 Adam It's okay to tell a guy, no.

57:25 Drew Something is up with her that she gets so...

57:26 Macy Gray Just when you meet a guy, you're like, just make him wait for a while. It's fine actually.

57:29 Drew But she can't. She gets completely lost in anybody else's desires, and she has to perfectly please them.

57:35 Adam And she's got just a little of that fat chick syndrome.

57:37 Macy Gray Plus you're only 20, but you're really...

57:39 Drew Some of that is codependency. That's fine.

57:40 Macy Gray Whatever. 20.

57:41 Drew Dependency.

57:42 Macy Gray Yeah.

57:43 Adam Let's keep going. I'm getting depressed. Gene?

57:46 Hey, what's going on, Adam?

57:48 Adam Let me say something, too, Macy. I don't mean to sound... This is going to be good, really. I might sound mildly racist, but super white Norwegian chicks that are fat look bad. You know what I mean? Your dark skin, you're an ebony princess, you can carry a couple extra pounds on you, you just look good. White chicks, especially the real white ones from Minnesota, they get naked, looks like you ran into a snow drift. You understand? Black women just look younger when they pack on 40 pounds, they look younger. They don't really look heavier, they look younger. Just pulls their wrinkles out of them, they look good. White women don't, they don't carry it well. Yeah, no, it's true. It's better.

58:26 Macy Gray But 5'10, 170 isn't bad.

58:28 Adam No, it's not bad.

58:30 Macy Gray It's not fat, for sure.

58:31 Adam It's not fat, but it's not good. See what I'm saying? But you got to stand, 5'10, 170, that's over the radio.

58:39 Macy Gray Over the radio?

58:40 Adam She's telling us over the phone.

58:41 Drew She's giving us an idealized version.

58:42 Adam If I put her on a scale right now, she'll be 189. See what I'm saying?

58:46 Macy Gray Yeah.

58:47 Adam That's what it says, 5'10, 170 on her license. You know what I mean?

58:51 Macy Gray See, I'm learning something now.

58:53 Adam That's what I like.

58:57 Hey, what's going on?

58:58 Adam It's great for us too, Macy. I hope you're not kidding.

59:00 Hey, I got a question for you guys.

59:02 Adam You're 19.

59:04 Caller Berkeley, my girlfriend's been taking ecstasy for some time now.

59:08 Drew Fantastic.

59:09 Caller And she's been trying to get me to have sex while we're on ecstasy. And she kind of does it on her own, but I've never done it before. And I was kind of worried because I've heard from some people that if you take ecstasy and have sex, your, like, orgasm will be better than anything you've had before. And if you were to try to have a sex without it.

59:30 Adam It's smacks of bogus, Gene. I got to be honest with you.

59:33 Drew You may actually have the question, but, all right, whatever.

59:36 Caller It's a real, like, this is a serious question. She takes ecstasy and she was trying to have sex with me, but people say, like, if I have sex with ecstasy, I'll never have anything like it ever again.

59:47 Drew I don't know of any evidence that's the case, but you may not have anything like it ever again because it burns out the pleasure areas of your brain and you literally lose...

59:55 Caller It sounds like you're addicted to ecstasy and sex.

59:57 Drew No, no.

59:58 Adam But, listen here, Einstein. What if you go to the restaurant and you ask what the specials are and he says, we have a lobster bisque that's out of this world. You've never had lobster bisque this good. You go, okay, I better not order it because I don't want something so good that I'm going to be disappointed tomorrow when I have lunch and it's not as good. What kind of strategy is that? If you can have the best orgasm you ever have, you have it. Especially when you're 19.

1:00:24 Drew But if indeed you're feeling less pleasure from sex, it is because of a... Ecstasy is well documented to damage the pleasure and mood areas in the brain. It's well documented.

1:00:35 Caller I've heard your ads on the commercials and stuff about ecstasy and how it's bad for you and she's taken it for a while. I don't know, she doesn't do it around me. She knows I don't like it.

1:00:45 Drew There's two things. Two things. She may need it to have to experience herself sexually. That's her business. You as a healthy male, it sort of doesn't get any better. You know what I mean? It's all good.

1:00:57 Adam All you need is a magazine, a tub of margarine. You don't need anything as a 19 year old guy.

1:01:03 Drew You don't need enhancers. That's right. Margarine.

1:01:07 Adam Margarine? Yeah or...

1:01:09 Drew Crisco.

1:01:10 Adam Crisco's good. Molly McButter in a pinch.

1:01:13 Drew What you will see and watch her. What will start to happen is she will start to start isolating. After she's had a good 50 to 100 range of hits, you will start to see her isolate. She'll start to complain of anxiety and then panic and then she will get these profound depressions and they are lifelong and most of those people end up in a hospital. They're really serious. If you're a big time XT user, you're going to have this.

1:01:37 Macy Gray Yeah, XT makes your eyes dark.

1:01:38 Adam Oh really?

1:01:39 Macy Gray And you get tired all the time because it keeps you up all night.

1:01:41 Adam I didn't know that.

1:01:43 Macy Gray Yeah, it's very bad for your looks.

1:01:46 Adam Gene sounded either bogus or naive.

1:01:49 Drew But maybe just an a-hole didn't care.

1:01:52 Adam Well, anyway, the point is you should probably try to get your girlfriend off the X for her own sake.

1:01:58 Drew Yeah. She's going down a bad path here.

1:02:04 Adam Ben?

1:02:04 Hey.

1:02:05 Adam Hey.

1:02:06 Mom, could you leave the room for a second? Thank you.

1:02:09 Drew No, he's kidding.

1:02:11 Adam You gotta be kidding.

1:02:12 Drew No, I'm serious.

1:02:13 Adam You're 17. He is calling from the Bay Area. You get the boss. Your parents are in the Bay Area. You'd start hearing him be beaten by a belt.

1:02:23 Caller Spoon.

1:02:23 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:02:24 Caller That happened maybe once to me.

1:02:26 Adam Yeah. That's what you'd hear from the South.

1:02:28 Caller Not from the South. Whatever. Anyways, so I've got this problem, right? Like if I if I'm like climbing over something or like stretching my legs out or something, sometimes my testicles will pop like inside my body. Like they yeah, pop in.

1:02:44 Drew They will pull in. They'll retract.

1:02:46 Caller They don't retract. And it's like they pop in like a I don't know. Not like a I'm not sure.

1:02:52 Drew Do they actually make a cartoon like popping sound?

1:02:55 Caller No, but they feel like that. And then they feel really hurt.

1:02:58 Not both hurt.

1:02:59 Adam But let me let me just give you a quick tip when you're trying to illustrate a point.

1:03:04 Yeah.

1:03:04 Adam When you say something like a it's good to have in mind what it is you're going to say before you say like a otherwise you get left hanging in that way.

1:03:12 Caller Sorry.

1:03:13 Adam Like a pop. No, I said like a.

1:03:15 Caller And I just honk. Yeah.

1:03:17 Adam That's fine. Sorry.

1:03:18 Drew And both both sides do it equally.

1:03:21 Caller Yeah.

1:03:23 Drew And what's your question about it?

1:03:24 Caller Well, I don't know. I want to know if it's normal. I don't know if it's like I need to get a surgery or.

1:03:28 Drew No, no surgery, no surgery, it's normal for the nuts to sort of head up towards the abdomen from something called the cremasteric response.

1:03:36 Adam Good thing that it's good for your nuts to head there, especially when you're hopping fences.

1:03:40 Drew When you're cold, hopping fences.

1:03:42 Adam You know what I mean?

1:03:43 Drew They're getting out of harm's way.

1:03:44 Adam Get those nuts to cut on some of that that Constantine wire. It's a mess.

1:03:49 Drew What'd you say, Ben?

1:03:50 Caller I hear that they they can disappear like like, I don't know, for me, they go all the way out of my sack like my sack is completely empty.

1:03:56 Drew Yeah, and they can go up towards the Inguinal Canal and things and that's that's what happens after orgasm with some guys. No, yeah. Somebody that's actually pushed the testy back down into the side. Yeah.

1:04:06 Adam You're cool.

1:04:06 Caller But it's normal.

1:04:07 Drew It's normal. It's not normal, but it's not anything you have to rush out and have anything done.

1:04:11 Caller No, no, I try to keep them out of there.

1:04:13 Adam Yeah. So you have a girlfriend?

1:04:15 Caller Yeah.

1:04:17 Adam How you doing? Is your dad around?

1:04:20 Caller In the room or like?

1:04:21 Adam No, your parents.

1:04:22 Caller Yeah, yeah, they're around.

1:04:23 Adam He's around?

1:04:24 Caller So everyone's cool? Yeah, everyone's cool.

1:04:26 Adam You're going to go off to college?

1:04:27 Caller I'm hoping. I just applied to Berkeley, hoping I'm getting in there.

1:04:30 Adam Nice. All right, buddy boy.

1:04:32 Caller All right. Thank you, Adam. Thank you, Drew.

1:04:34 Adam Thank you, caller Ben. Let's take one more call.

1:04:40 Drew Let me see what this one is.

1:04:41 Otherwise, this one.

1:04:43 Adam Macy, you doing all right? Uh-huh. You're hanging. You know what's going on? You don't understand what happens with the guys in their sacks?

1:04:50 Macy Gray Oh, cool.

1:04:51 Adam They go up.

1:04:52 Macy Gray Right.

1:04:53 Adam Like when they go in cold water.

1:04:56 Macy Gray I'm just a very visual person, so if you picture that...

1:04:59 Adam You have to picture it.

1:05:00 Macy Gray I mean, it's just...

1:05:01 Drew Makes you want to write a song.

1:05:02 Adam Yeah.

1:05:03 Macy Gray Not exactly.

1:05:05 Adam That could be your song, though. I mean, you could do... You know, you could do...

1:05:08 Macy Gray My nuts go up.

1:05:10 Adam Yeah.

1:05:10 Macy Gray His nuts go up.

1:05:12 Adam My nuts. Not even... That's good. That's good, too.

1:05:15 Macy Gray His nuts go up.

1:05:16 Adam Yeah. All right. I like that. Once in a while, a chick uses...

1:05:19 Macy Gray Definitely lyrical.

1:05:20 Adam A chick uses that thing where they say give me head or something like that. It's always a little confusing, but it's always a little weird. I heard this chick get in an argument with this guy, and she yelled to... I don't know if I can say, but, uh, suck my D. She screamed at the guy in the heat of battle, and then everyone started laughing.

1:05:37 Oh, no.

1:05:39 Adam Yeah, it's funny. A star? You're 21? You like being...

1:05:48 Caller I am 174 pounds and 5'4, so she ain't fat.

1:05:53 Adam Sorry.

1:05:54 Drew You're fat.

1:05:55 Adam No, you're...

1:05:55 Caller I'm good-looking, dude.

1:05:56 Adam You're both fat. That's how it works. It's not that she ain't or you ain't. It's you both is.

1:06:02 Caller I don't think so, but whatever.

1:06:04 Adam Well, look, here's the deal. The mark keeps heading up. I mean, the country keeps getting heavier and heavier and heavier. You're overweight. Yeah, so it's kind of good. What was yesterday's morbidly obese is today's husky. See what I'm saying? Yeah. All right. That's why my mind like you're you're my kid. By the time like our kids, kids, your kid, you know, ten and two hundred fifty pounds. It's be average. Perfect. All right. So anyway, Star, you're five four, you're one seventy four and you're not fat. What else is going on?

1:06:36 Caller I'm having this problem because every time like I really like the guys that I always end up with, I really like them, but they're really chill and mellow and, you know, really nervous and really caring people. But I want to be kinky and I don't know how to bring it up to them because you want to be tied up, tied up.

1:07:01 Adam I know. Well, maybe there's maybe I'm having a tie them up.

1:07:04 Caller I tie them up. I can't figure out how to like bring up anything kinky because I'm into a lot of kinky stuff and I always have been.

1:07:15 Adam Yeah. Well, here's the thing with guys, guys, 90 percent of guys just want good, good old fashioned straight sex with someone they're attracted to.

1:07:24 Drew But they'll cooperate.

1:07:25 Adam They'll go along with stuff. But here's the thing, too, the more you weigh, the less cooperative guys are. No, it's true.

1:07:34 Macy Gray That is so bad.

1:07:36 Adam But let me look. I know it sounds horrible and I know everyone thinks I'm a prick, but I know and I'm going to catch it and scoop it right back into you, not through your mouth, but yeah. But here's here's all I want to say. If if if Claudia Schiffer says, I want to be tied up and I want you to walk on me and I want to tie you up and I want to beat you with a cat of nine tails, 99 percent of guys are cool with that. It's like, hey, hottie, you should start. Yeah, whatever. Game on.

1:08:03 Drew Game on.

1:08:03 Adam No problem. If if the chicks five, four and one seventy five and she wants that stuff, guys are like, yeah, I don't know. How about you give me a BJ and I think about it. You see what I'm saying? So that's yes. Yes. Guys are much less cooperative when you're when you're stocky. It's true. Right. No, you're not. No. Look, look.

1:08:30 Caller I like a girl with a big butt. Let's listen.

1:08:35 Adam Five, four, one, seventy five is is considered stocky by most standards.

1:08:40 Macy Gray You just got to find a guy that likes doing that with you.

1:08:42 Adam Yeah. Now, it doesn't mean there aren't guys who ain't into that and ain't into stocky and ain't into being tied up. They're out there. You just got to find them like Macy said.

1:08:51 Macy Gray But everybody has to find a guy that likes to do what they want to do. Yeah.

1:08:54 Adam On the other hand, you really want that guy. I mean, think about that guy. You know what I mean?

1:09:00 Macy Gray That likes getting tied up.

1:09:02 Adam Or likes tying up. It's the guy with the ZZ top beard and a couple of warrants out for some parking tickets he hasn't taken care of.

1:09:11 Macy Gray Tied up on your bed?

1:09:12 Caller You know, I've thought of all sorts of different things. I just haven't been able to do it with anybody.

1:09:21 Drew You got to be not quite so ashamed of it and bring it up a little bit. This is true fetish we're talking about.

1:09:26 Adam How about a nice boyfriend-girlfriend relationship?

1:09:38 Drew Macy was smacked around, that's why she's big, to keep people away and then she's just finished to keep guys away too.

1:09:42 Adam Wait, you're saying Macy was smacked around?

1:09:43 Drew I have a main new star, I beg your pardon. Star.

1:09:48 Adam Hey, A star?

1:09:50 Drew Yeah.

1:09:51 Adam Yeah, did your dad smack you around? Yeah, we'll take that as a yes. That's why I need all this stuff. But look, here's what you need to do. You need to not get pregnant and go on the internet and just find some guy.

1:10:05 Drew We got to play my sweet song.

1:10:06 Adam I never would do that. We do? We're not playing it now. It's too late. We'll play it the next break. Yeah, it's 23.

1:10:13 Macy Gray What do you tell your boyfriends?

1:10:16 Caller Well, I'm like, hey, how about we try something new? And they're always bringing up threesomes and it's like, you know.

1:10:25 Drew That's guys.

1:10:26 Adam He's doing a two and a half as is. All right. Listen, Star, find a guy on the Internet who wants to tie you up. There's plenty of nut jobs out there. Listen. Okay. Find Jesus Christ. Would you please? Macy Gray's got to go home. Not that we want her to leave. Yeah. We'll hear another song off your CD. We'll just do it during the next break, you know? Maybe. It was Randy the Macho Man. All right, Macy, you come back and don't be a stranger, yes? Yes. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Well, the lovely and talented Macy Gray has left the room. So, you know, Macy is one of these people who is crazy, but in an easy, sort of fun, interesting way that gives life many different layers.

1:11:29 Drew You know, when did the craziness have to always include hostility and rage?

1:11:37 Adam Yeah.

1:11:37 Drew You know, that's what's unpleasant about craziness these days.

1:11:39 Adam Yeah, it used to be sort of the eccentric and colorful crazy. That's Macy Gray.

1:11:43 Macy Gray Having big breasts is great.

1:11:45 Adam Yeah. So, anyway, we'll hear something else off her CD, The Trouble with Being Myself, in just a minute or two. Also, Drew has had a request for a little traffic and weather.

1:11:58 Drew Yeah.

1:11:59 Adam Tonight.

1:11:59 Drew My patients asked me to ask you, Adam.

1:12:01 Adam Yeah. As you know, anyone who listens to the show, I do love talk radio. I love morning radio. I love talk radio, AM and FM. I love it all, but cannot stand the traffic breaks every four and a half minutes during the morning, especially, and can't stand the weather every five minutes, especially living in LA when here's the two constants, traffic and no weather. Here's the thing. If a tsunami is heading our way, by all means, make that lead story. Pipe up. Yeah. All means. You have free rein to talk, but if it's going to be 73 in Burbank and Glendale is going to be 71.

1:12:42 Drew Early morning Marine layer fire.

1:12:43 Adam Middle of Marine layer blowing. Not going to need to know that. Put it this way. If today is going to be like it was yesterday, don't need to hear from your ass. And as far as the traffic, look out for brake lights and slow and go doesn't really mean anything to me.

1:12:59 Drew Tell us about the spilled tankers.

1:13:00 Adam If something happens, nuclear armament truck collides with a moped, pipe up, tsunami, hurricane, water spout, twister starts and pipe up. Other than that, you got nothing to do. Don't say anything. And I feel this way about everything. I feel this way about that Charlie Brown. You got nothing funny to say, which is almost every day in the in the in the funny page. Don't write anything. Just put a block there. You know what? Put a picture of a missing kid there. Just do that instead of just cranking out junk. By the way, I OK, don't get me going. But if you ever look at the funny pages, yeah, it's insulting. Except first stuff you don't even get. And then you read you look at it a second time, you go, it wasn't even a joke.

1:13:41 Drew Look, there's a great I just saw a great family guy tonight where Peter reads one of those jokes and stands there at the magazine stand while it goes night, day, night. And he goes, that's funny. OK, give me the drugs magazine.

1:13:54 Adam Oh, my God. Like like like like peanuts. It's it's like it's it's like insultingly bad. OK, listen, that stuff has sucked for like 25 years. Schultz has made like billions of dollars sucking. It's great. All right. Anyway, where were we, Drew? Traffic and weather coming up, though. Bridget.

1:14:18 Caller Hello.

1:14:19 Adam You're 23.

1:14:20 Caller How are you?

1:14:21 Adam Good. Good. I'm getting getting pumped for traffic and weather.

1:14:24 Caller I know you were going off on a little tangent there, Adam.

1:14:27 Adam Yeah. Well, it pisses me off. It's just a huge waste of time.

1:14:31 Caller I hear you. I can relate to everything you say. I told you, you are. You're awesome.

1:14:35 Adam Thanks, baby, though.

1:14:36 Caller No sweat. All right.

1:14:38 Drew What's up? Bridget is one of those, one of those UCSB students that never left.

1:14:42 Adam Oh, you're a gaucho? You go to Santa Barbara?

1:14:46 Caller No, I don't go to school, you guys.

1:14:49 Drew All right.

1:14:49 Adam Did you used to go to Santa, UC Santa Barbara?

1:14:52 Caller I went to SBM, a city college girl, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

1:14:56 Adam Santa Barbara City College is right by the marina. It's right on the coast, right?

1:15:00 Caller It's the most beautiful school you will ever go to.

1:15:04 Adam I drove past there yesterday. I went to a wedding in Santa Barbara yesterday.

1:15:10 Caller I own a condo on the beach in Carp.

1:15:12 Adam Santa Barbara City College is on the ocean. The football stadium is, one side is bleachers, the other side is Pacific Ocean. It's just, it's on the ocean. I should go. I'm going to college there.

1:15:27 Caller Never leaving. You can throw a rock from your classroom and hit the water.

1:15:30 Drew That's what I'm saying. You're one of the students that got to go to school there and just never left.

1:15:34 Adam Why would you?

1:15:35 Drew That was my point.

1:15:36 Caller I still live on the beach, you guys. Dr. Drew, seriously though, I'm dying.

1:15:39 Drew All right.

1:15:40 Caller Like, I have this problem and I got into a really bad car accident on Halloween. It was raining really bad in right past the ventral grade and I have this thing called set of the C, I can't pronounce it. I'm not a retard, but it's over in my words.

1:15:56 Drew Costochondritis.

1:15:58 Caller Oh my God. And the doctor said it should be getting better in three weeks and I have no relief. Like, I'm working and I'm trying to function and the only way I can get it to like somewhat go away is if I'm like massage it and it's underneath my left breast and like people think I'm playing with my feeling myself up but I'm not. It's like the only way that it will somewhat relieve it and it hurts so bad.

1:16:21 Drew Well, it's possible you actually broke a rib and they just didn't detect it on the x-ray.

1:16:25 Caller Well, they've done x-rays because they thought, first they thought I broke a rib and then they thought I punched it a lot.

1:16:31 Drew Let me reiterate. Rib fractures frequently don't show up on x-ray. The only way they could really get it would be on a bone scan which is no reason to do that because it's just going to heal on its own anyway. The other thing you can do is.

1:16:41 Adam How do you do a bone scan?

1:16:42 Drew You would get injected with radioisotope and it goes to where the.

1:16:46 Adam Crack is? Yeah. Oh, really? Why?

1:16:48 Caller Because it's.

1:16:50 Drew I think it's osteoblastic activity. And bone remodeling. It goes to where that's happening. And the. The other thing you can do is physical therapy. You ought to get some physical therapy. See a physical therapist and get this sort of worked out. Costochondritis basically means a spasm of the rib musculature.

1:17:08 Adam All right.

1:17:08 Drew And it can go off for a long, long time.

1:17:12 Adam But good times. Let's hear Macy Gray's song.

1:17:15 Drew All right.

1:17:16 Adam Yeah.

1:17:16 Drew Good.

1:17:17 Adam All right. This is off the album, The Trouble of Being Myself. And this song is called Happiness. Hey everybody. I have a nice today for you. New CD is called The Trouble of Being Myself. Funny, I have to read that for the sixth time in a row. That's how I work, though, Drew, fast and loose. You know what I'm saying? We got traffic and weather coming up.

1:21:51 Drew Oh, good. Thank God.

1:21:53 Adam Yeah.

1:21:54 Drew Yeah, I needed that. I gotta get home tonight.

1:21:56 Adam Yeah, you don't know what it's like out there.

1:21:58 Drew It could be a tornado, and it could be all freeways closed.

1:22:01 Adam You don't know.

1:22:02 Drew Don't know.

1:22:02 Adam You don't know. We gotta get it in. It's very important. Very important. Seth?

1:22:09 Yes?

1:22:09 Adam You're 17?

1:22:10 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:22:11 Drew Oh, you're a piece of work.

1:22:13 Adam No. What's going on, buddy?

1:22:17 Caller Uh, not much. Just got some interesting questions.

1:22:21 Adam All right, go ahead.

1:22:24 Caller Well, the, um, thanks for the night. T-t-t-today, Junior? I was drinking and then I used a safety pin and pierced my dick. I'm just wondering if there's anything besides infection that can happen because of that.

1:22:41 Drew All right, let's, let's take a break here. I suggest we go get a lot to get into ourselves.

1:22:45 Adam We're coming back with traffic and weather, Drew.

1:22:47 Drew I know, this, this is...

1:22:48 Adam No, we get to it now. We'll take our time.

1:22:52 Drew Um, besides infection. You can get a rejection reaction, you know, a foreign body reaction. Did you leave something in where you pierced?

1:23:03 Caller I just pierced the skin, like, on the front.

1:23:05 Drew I understand that. Did you leave something in or did you just put a hole through and pull it back out?

1:23:10 Caller I put a barbell in.

1:23:12 Drew Okay, you could reject the barbell. But really the most serious thing is the infection and the infections can be profound and devastating.

1:23:19 Adam All right, Seth, probably want to get back to your job auctioning off livestock. And we'll keep going with the radio program.

1:23:30 Drew I heard they set a traffic control, come on.

1:23:32 Adam Oh, yeah, sorry. Seth? Yeah? Yeah, here's what I need you not to do. Don't kill any innocent people.

1:23:41 Drew Keep your hands off your junk with sharp objects.

1:23:43 Adam And don't get anyone pregnant for a good long time, okay? All right, buddy. Other than that, I don't care. Don't get infection, don't get anyone pregnant, don't kill anybody. All right, those are your three goals. All right, buddy.

1:24:01 Drew Good times. The erection could stop working. You could get chronic pain down there. Maybe you hit the urethra and cause the stricture and probably trouble urinating and a million things can go wrong with this.

1:24:15 Adam Get my traffic and weather work down, Drew.

1:24:17 Drew Yeah, you're not interested in Seth. You're interested in the weather downing.

1:24:21 Adam Well, Seth, he was downright riveting. I mean, that's an onion with many layers. I don't believe we really got to the bottom of it. That's the thing about Seth. He's an enigma.

1:24:33 Drew The nougatie center might be more than we can handle here on a radio.

1:24:36 Adam Really? Yes. Seth sound like something was going on with him. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, he's kind of, what do you think? He's put an M80 up a squirrel's ass or two.

1:24:46 Drew I imagined him.

1:24:47 Adam I got that tortured animal thing.

1:24:48 Drew Immediately, I got that.

1:24:49 Adam Yeah?

1:24:50 Drew Immediately.

1:24:51 Adam Anderson, did you yell something?

1:24:53 Caller He sounded like that guy that got the head from the, the center.

1:24:56 Drew Yeah.

1:24:56 Adam Yeah. You guys, you guys who don't know it, especially when girls sound empty, they just sound vacuous and they just sound stupid. When guys sound empty, they sound like serial killers.

1:25:07 Drew Yeah, it sounds scary. So they evoke fantasies in your mind immediately.

1:25:10 Caller Yeah.

1:25:10 Adam It's like, here's a guy who could put a rusty piece of rebar in you and kill you and not really know it was a bad thing.

1:25:18 Drew Right.

1:25:19 Caller I was thinking of like a decoration for an aquarium.

1:25:23 Drew That's the guy that yanks a corpse's head off, brought it home for a decoration.

1:25:27 Caller Thought it was cool.

1:25:28 Adam And by the way-

1:25:29 Drew Couldn't understand why people were upset about it.

1:25:31 Adam Yeah. Guys like that, here's what, you know what we gotta do with guys like that? Same thing they'd like to do to you. And you know how much we should think about it? Same amount they would think about it if they did it to you. That's fine with me. Drew, you gotta promise that? Not really. He doesn't like to admit it, but he doesn't. We're gonna take a quick break and buckle in, kiddies, cause we got traffic and weather. A lot of lightning.

1:25:57 Drew So it's a lightning round.

1:26:00 Adam Ace Rockolla's coming to town.

1:26:01 Drew Oh nice. Oh yeah.

1:26:02 Adam After this. Loveline Fast-Growing at Law Radio, North America.

1:26:39 Drew He will drop track.

1:26:49 Adam First thing I get is some weather. Riverside checking in 63. Whittier checking in 63. Norco checking in 63. La Harbra coming in at 63. Van Nuys 63. Sun Valley 63. Northridge 63. Downey checking in 63 degrees. Pico Rivera 63 degrees. Montebella 63. City of Commer 63. Fountain Valley 63.

1:27:08 Caller Hudsonside 63.

1:27:10 Drew Yorba Linda 63.

1:27:11 Adam And Navore checking in at 63 degrees. 63 in Riverside, Whittier, Norco, La Harbra, Van Nuys and Sun Valley all checking in at 63 degrees. Now let's get to some traffic.

1:27:21 Drew What's the five day core forecast?

1:27:23 Adam Five day forecast? Riverside 63, Whittier gonna be 63 in the next five days. 63 in Norco, 63 in La Harbra, Van Nuys coming in 63 next five days. Sun Valley, why don't the weekends gonna be like in Sun Valley, Drew? 63 degrees in Sun Valley.

1:27:37 Drew What are you talking about?

1:27:38 Adam The entire weekend for the next thousand years. 63 degrees in the Northridge checking in at 63. Downing 63, Pico Rivera 63, Montebello 63, City of Commerce 63 degrees. Fountain Valley 63, Oceanside 63, Lower Yarlinda 63 and DeVore for the next five days, five day forecast coming in at 63 degrees. Let me explain what's gonna go on DeVore. Marine layer comes in the morning, moves out in the afternoon. 63 degrees for the next thousand years in DeVore. 405, look out, we got some traffic. Look out for brake lights on the 405. Slow and go, 91 traffic in lanes. Spill load insulation out there in the 250 northbound, 57 southbound, CHP's running a traffic break out there. And the 105, the airport, again, mattress in lanes out there. The El Toro Y, we got a single alert running, and a lot of rubber next to it. Mattress in lanes, look out for brake lights.

1:28:26 Drew We finally clear up that spill load of oranges yesterday.

1:28:27 Adam Spill load oranges, blah. Riverside checking in 63. Whittier 63, Norco 63, La Havre 63, Van Nuys 63 degrees, Sun Valley 63 degrees. We got traffic, we got weather, it's all coming up at the top of the hour. It is 755 in the morning, that is five minutes away from the top of the hour. It's eight o'clock straight up. And again, at the top of the hour, more traffic, more weather, more news. You know what the news is? 63 in Whittier. That's the news. News and traffic and weather it's all been tied to the same thing. 91 traffic in Lanes, 215 spill load insulation. CHP running a traffic break on the 57 Southbound, 105 the airport, look out, matching lanes. Slow and go, slow and go, slow and go, slow and go.

1:29:11 Drew Slow and go, slow and go, slow and go, look out for brake lines, look out for brake lines.

1:29:16 Adam Slow and go, slow and go, slow and go, brake lines, brake lines, slow and go. 57 degrees, no, no, no. Added six degrees to it, it's now up to 63 degrees in Riverside, Whittier, Norco, La Harbour checking in at 63, Van Nuys checking in at 63, Sun Valley, 63 degrees, Northward, 63 degrees, Downey, 63, Pico Rivera, 63, Montevideo, 63 degrees, City of Commerce, 63 degrees, Fountain Valley, Chilly, 63, Oceanside, a very warm 63 degrees, Yorba Linda coming in 63, and Davor, Drew, checking in at what temperature?

1:29:49 Drew I can't, I need the five day forecast.

1:29:52 Adam 63 degrees, five day forecast?

1:29:53 Drew How are they doing up at Big Bear since the fire?

1:29:55 Adam Tuesday, 63, Wednesday, 63, Thursday, 63, Friday, 63, and Saturday, a chilly, chilly, hot, hot, medium, medium, 63 degrees. We gotta get to traffic, we gotta get to weather, it's all coming up, it's four minutes in front of the hour, that is 756, that's four minutes away from 8 o'clock, straight up, at 8 o'clock we got traffic and weather. More traffic and weather. Blah, blah, traffic and weather, traffic and weather, traffic and weather, traffic and weather, and then Sheila's gonna give her horoscope or something, and a movie reveal, but not before we get more traffic and weather in. Traffic and weather, traffic and weather, traffic and weather, can't get enough traffic and weather, this out, Downey Forge bringing this, blah. John?

1:30:47 Caller Yeah.

1:30:48 Adam John, we got, John?

1:30:50 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

1:30:50 Adam You're 19?

1:30:51 Caller Yeah.

1:30:52 Adam Sorry, buddy, I gotta get back to traffic and weather. Riverside, checking in 63, Whittier 63, Norco 63, La Harbour 63, Van Nuys, Drew?

1:31:00 Caller I guess, I'm out of time.

1:31:01 Adam Sun Valley 63, Northridge 63, Downey 63, Pigover 63, Montebelle 63, City of Commerce, Drew?

1:31:07 Drew 63.

1:31:07 Adam 63 degrees, you're Clairvoyant, you're a gallant, get him a crystal ball. Found Valley 63, Oceanside 63, Yorba Linda 63, Dufour 63, Four-Five, Songo. Look out for brake lights on the floor, Level Drew 91, traffic and lanes.

1:31:21 Drew What's the radar say, Ace?

1:31:22 Adam Oh, the Doppler weather?

1:31:23 Drew The Doppler weather report.

1:31:24 Adam You want the five day or you want the afternoon?

1:31:26 Drew I want the afternoon to be good, but I need the five day also.

1:31:27 Adam Early morning haze, burning off by the afternoon. Burning off, 63 degrees for the next five days. Hey, guess what's going on Monday?

1:31:41 Drew A marine lair.

1:31:42 Adam A marine lair! Coming in in the morning! Burning off by the afternoon! Level out about 63. Wait a minute, news flash, check in at 63. Monday, 63, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, 63 degrees and by night. That's a five day weather forecast. Then we're going to traffic. You know what?

1:31:59 Drew I'm bold.

1:32:00 Adam I'm gonna go five day weather.

1:32:01 Caller I'm going five day traffic.

1:32:02 Adam Five day traffic? Five day traffic forecast.

1:32:04 Drew No, this is the first.

1:32:06 Adam A week from today. Yes, the 91, traffic in lanes, 215, spill load on Friday. I can predict the traffic. I say you should look out for brake lights and slow and go. Well now you know the traffic and weather, Drew. Any questions?

1:32:23 Drew When is it eight o'clock?

1:32:24 Adam It's gonna be, it's eight o'clock now. That's one hour from when it was seven o'clock.

1:32:29 Drew And we get some traffic and weather now.

1:32:30 Adam It's gonna be nine o'clock next hour. That's 60 minutes away from nine o'clock. I will drop track.

1:32:35 Drew No, don't do it.

1:32:35 Adam 63 degrees. We'll be right back.

1:32:39 Caller Here it is.

1:32:40 Adam Bottom line, it sucks being single today.

1:32:42 Caller Tons of lame people and no decent prospects.

1:32:45 Caller Call the Dateline. Call the Dateline. 1-877-889-DATE. So get your problems ready. Ready.

1:33:15 Adam Well, that's the show, everybody. Kathy Griffin coming in tomorrow night. Want to thank Macy Gray for coming in tonight. And then Tori Amos, Countdown to Tori.

1:33:25 Drew Had an amazing guest for last month. Yeah.

1:33:27 Adam Producer Anne has really knocked herself out.

1:33:31 These are those gold dust moments.

1:33:33 Adam We're going to have a few of those gold dust moments.

1:33:35 Drew Lauren just wet herself.

1:33:36 Adam Yeah. She loves Tori. I love Tori too, but nobody loves Tori like Lauren loves Tori. David Alan Greer, my main man, is going to be, I call him Dag, is going to be in here on Thursday and we'll have a gold dust moment. All right. So until next time, this Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:58 Macy Gray Every girl is a hoe at some point.

1:34:00 Adam Yeah.

1:34:00 Macy Gray Especially when you're 20, that's the best time.

1:34:02 Adam That's right.

1:34:07 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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