Episode 1000578215092

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1:00 Voiceover Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:02 Adam Hey everybody, it's Loveline.

1:04 I'm Adam.

1:06 Adam Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-9-8-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9- Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Dictionary Metaspecialist. The All American Rejects are here tonight.

1:28 Drew Hi.

1:28 Adam How you doing? What is happening? We're Board Certified, too. We're going to bring them through and do our little rotation. I think Chris is starting out. Mike Tyson, Mike and Tyson are coming in here.

1:30 Drew Mike Tyson.

1:30 Adam Are coming in here just next in the 11 o'clock hour, I should say. The guys were reminding me that the first time they were on the show is the night that Jimmy Kimmel premiered.

1:38 All American Rejects Indeed.

1:39 Adam The show premiered on January 26. It must have been Super Bowl evening. Yes?

1:46 All American Rejects What you said.

1:47 Adam Yeah.

1:47 I don't watch soccer.

1:50 Adam I got the... And I listened to the All American Rejects CD quite a bit in my car after you guys left and really, really did enjoy it.

2:00 All American Rejects Thank you. Thank you.

2:01 Adam Yeah. It's still going strong and we're going to hear a couple of songs off that. One in this hour, one in the next hour. I hope we hear Swing Swing. I know it's probably been played out or something. I know, but I really do like that song. I would just play it. We'll play it in the 11 o'clock hour. Thank you. Yeah. No, I really, really do. So it's a power pop rock something. I don't know. It's a good song. Yeah, I really enjoy. Let's see. What else we got to talk to you guys about? CD is creeping toward platinum. Yes, Drew? One million is platinum?

2:38 Drew Is that right?

2:39 All American Rejects I don't know. I think it's a bajillion. Yeah.

2:43 Adam All right. So you guys are nowhere near platinum.

2:47 Oh, Oklahoma.

2:49 Adam What's going on there?

2:50 All American Rejects I haven't been there since... Oh! Freaking Fourth of July, man.

2:56 Drew Light the way covers the mic.

3:01 Adam Yeah, the F made it through, but the U and the rest of the letters couldn't make it through your finger.

3:09 Drew It looked like you would hold the F word in the mic. It wouldn't go out into the world.

3:13 Adam Look, here's the point. I like to see effort. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's nice. It's nice like when you see the first baseman and he boots the ball that goes through his legs. I like to see him stand up and look at his mitt and then look around and then punch his mitt and then look at his mitt again.

3:31 Drew Yeah, the takes. We want the takes.

3:33 Adam The other guy I'd like to see. I really kind of like to see the guy who just did zero. Like, you know, ball goes through his legs. He just stands there as if it was the middle of the game and nothing was going on. And you would question if you even knew it. I wonder if you'd get praise for that or you'd get abused.

3:47 Drew You'd get abused.

3:48 Adam You would? All right. By you, Drew?

3:51 Drew I think most people. All right.

3:52 Adam So heading out on a European tour where you can use the F word all you want over there because they're evolved and progressive.

3:59 Smelly.

4:01 Adam You've been to Europe, right?

4:02 All American Rejects A couple of times. A couple of times.

4:04 Adam Were you looking forward to going back? Bands aren't huge.

4:10 Drew Because they don't see anything. They go from theater to theater.

4:13 All American Rejects You don't see anything. It's the same only.

4:15 Adam Right.

4:16 Drew Only you don't understand what people are telling you.

4:17 All American Rejects Exactly.

4:18 Adam And the food? Not good?

4:21 Italy had really good food. It was mainly France. It was...

4:25 All American Rejects This tour we're doing is all UK. So it's like...

4:28 Drew Well, that'll be good.

4:29 All American Rejects Yeah.

4:29 Drew In terms of language, anyway.

4:31 All American Rejects Right.

4:32 Drew Bad food.

4:33 All American Rejects Exactly.

4:35 Adam You can find some D's over there.

4:37 All American Rejects You can still find Starbucks and Mickey D's.

4:39 Adam Yeah. So you're in great shape.

4:40 All American Rejects That's all you need.

4:41 Adam I pack Mickey D's when I travel out of the country myself. It doesn't hold up real good in the overhead.

4:47 Drew But the cargo hold's fine.

4:49 Adam Fantastic. See, it's cold down there.

4:51 All American Rejects All right.

4:52 Adam So European tour. See, hear something. Everything's good, right?

4:56 All American Rejects Blah, blah, et cetera.

4:57 Adam All right. Let's go to the phone. Let's see what we got here. Paulina? Hey. You're 17. What's going on?

5:07 Caller I have a problem. You guys have to help me.

5:09 Adam All right.

5:10 Caller All right. Do you guys want to hear the whole story or is it a five-minute summary?

5:14 Drew Whole story.

5:15 Caller The whole story. So I like this guy for like four years and finally we go out and we have sex and everything, you know, and then he turned out to be a total jerk and now he won't stop being a jerk to me. But I love him now.

5:28 Adam How old is he?

5:29 Caller He's 17.

5:31 Drew Can you be a little more specific about what he's doing to be a jerk?

5:34 Caller Well, he breaks his plans with me. So I gotta go around town beating up babies basically just to be with his friends.

5:46 Adam You gotta kick ass. Or lose face.

5:49 Caller I regulate.

5:51 Adam No, it's true. It's like those crime movies where the boss says, look, I don't want to do it, but if people find out that I'm not breaking legs when people don't pay back bets, they're not gonna pay back. They're not gonna pay back. And it's the same with a 17 year old. You know, powder puff. You gotta stop a little 13, 14 year old ass once in a while. My sister did the same thing, and you know what? She was at the losing end of a couple stiletto heels as well, but that's life and it made her a better mom. It really did. I really believe it did. Paulina.

6:22 Drew Paulina, let's get rid of this guy. It's done. Get rid of him.

6:25 Adam What?

6:27 Caller What am I supposed to do? I don't want to break up with him and I don't, you know, I don't want to... You need to.

6:31 Drew You need to break up with him.

6:32 Adam Well, you don't...

6:33 Drew You don't...

6:34 Adam Wait a minute.

6:34 Drew You want him to be...

6:35 Adam He broke up with you. Really? I mean, he's just having sex with you, right?

6:38 Drew He's just being an ass. Yes. That's what he's doing. And look, you're in love with who you want.

6:44 Adam Wait, this is a bogus call.

6:45 Drew You're in love with who you wish you were.

6:47 Caller I swear to God, it's not a bogus call.

6:49 Drew I know you're not in love with this guy. You're in love with who you want him to be. But I know... Who he is is an idiot.

6:54 Caller But I know what he can be. And I know that, you know, eventually he'll get there, but God, I just wish he didn't torture me in the meanwhile.

7:00 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah, if we cut his nuts off and inject him with enough estrogen, eventually he could be half the guy you're thinking of. Sure.

7:10 Drew Really, just the same girl, a little less energy.

7:12 Adam Right.

7:15 Drew Yeah, we're telling you what to do, you said it five times.

7:18 Adam You don't have a choice, though. He's not your boyfriend. He's just using you.

7:23 Caller Well, then I cheated on him with a girl and he got really mad.

7:28 Drew Why'd you say that? Are you supposed to be on some medication? Are you taking medication or are you supposed to be on medication?

7:36 Caller I'm supposed to be, but I don't take it.

7:37 Drew Good girl. Depakote or what are you supposed to be taking? Lithium?

7:43 Paxil, but that doesn't even make...

7:44 Caller That doesn't even do anything. Can we please just concentrate on this guy, please?

7:50 Drew Well, we are concentrating. We're telling you to dump this guy. Yes, really.

7:55 Caller But I can't... I can't... And then he gets all nice. And then we go back out.

8:01 Adam Is that spy Paulina?

8:03 Hey, Paulina.

8:04 Adam Okay, so how long have you been hanging out with this guy, having sex with him?

8:09 Caller For a year.

8:10 Adam One year. And are you going to see him this weekend?

8:15 Caller No, dad, no. I was supposed to, but it's Halloween, so I get ditched for a bunch of prepubescent whores.

8:21 Adam Little energy, huh? I'll tell you, you know... Big word. You could be a standup one day. Ever think about doing that? No.

8:28 Drew Except when they shine the light on her, the spotlight would go right through her. She's translucent.

8:33 Adam Oh, really? Oh, you're saying white trash? It's not white trash.

8:38 Drew Oh, come on.

8:39 Adam Paulina? I'll try to figure out if you're white trash.

8:43 Caller I'm from South America. You guys are rude.

8:45 You don't sound South American.

8:46 Adam See that? What's your dad do for a living?

8:49 Caller He's a mechanic.

8:50 Adam Uh-oh. White trash.

8:52 Caller No.

8:52 Adam Let me explain something. You do not have to be white to be white trash. You're going to be born in South America. You just move to Utah when you're three and a half. You're ten. What we do is we kiss you into the white trash. You're not a legacy. You know, I'm a legacy.

9:11 Drew Grandfather. I come from grandfather, Ed. Oh, man.

9:13 Adam Yeah. We'll bring you into our fraternity. It's not like you have a long lineage of white trash. You're new white trash. Newvo Trash Show, Newvo Blanco Trash Show, we call it.

9:30 Drew How did you move South America to Utah? That's what I want to know. How did you end up in Utah?

9:35 Adam Same place.

9:35 Caller I don't know. My parents wanted to live somewhere where they were more family-oriented, I guess.

9:42 Drew Yeah, things must be going along swimmingly for them. Well, South America is just how Paulina is doing.

9:47 Adam South America is a family place. You're all living under the same roof and they're all effing each other. But they're they're tight. You know what I mean? Right. Listen, let me tell you how we do things here in the United States. We don't. Yeah, we don't stock 14 year olds and stomp them out. We don't. And by the way, this is a this is a Latin America thing that chicks have. I love it, which is their boyfriend cheats and they go after the women.

10:16 Caller No, no, no. We broke up and all that for five minutes.

10:20 Adam We do focus on the women. This is a trait I like, by the way. This is one of those Latin culture things where the chicks go, they go, they go, stay out of this. They tell the guy to stay out of it, then the chicks go at it. And it's like the guy just pulls his penis out. It's like, OK, the winner, whoever wins gets this. I've seen it. I've seen it on the TV shows, Drew.

10:39 Drew Oh, really?

10:40 Adam What I'm saying is your wife wouldn't do this. No, she beat the crap out of you. She'd stab you.

10:45 Drew Right.

10:46 Adam She might beat the crap out of the chick, but she'd definitely focus the front of her energy on you.

10:50 Drew Yeah, it went through me.

10:51 Adam It went through you and into the girl who was behind you.

10:53 Drew So much the better.

10:55 Adam All right. Take your medication. That's what we do in this country. We take medication. We wait to die. It'll go all this zesty, feisty, spicy crap, right? You watch your TiVo, you take your meds, and you just relax. Soon the Grim Reaper visits you, and then it's quiet time after that, right, Drew?

11:14 Drew Quiet time.

11:15 Adam That's quiet time. You get a time out. You get an eternal time out. Madison? You have a question for the band?

11:27 Caller Yeah. Hey. Before I ask, you guys are awesome in Indianapolis. It was totally worth the six hour drive.

11:35 All American Rejects Oh, no way. Six hours from where?

11:39 Caller Pittsburgh.

11:41 All American Rejects Indeed. Yeah. Thank you.

11:43 Oh, no, you're welcome.

11:45 Caller Thanks for touring, I guess.

11:48 Drew They open that tunnel yet between your airport and your city? What? No, they closed it. They closed it going one direction for like a year and then the other direction another year. The tunnel? I forget.

12:02 Adam Don't talk to people about indigenous landmarks and their area. They never even know what you're talking about.

12:07 Drew How dare I? The only way in and out of the city.

12:11 Adam Yeah, there's a huge like Allegheny Mountain or something and then they drilled right through it and put a tunnel all the way through and it goes to the airport.

12:18 Oh yeah, there is that.

12:20 Drew Is it open? There you go.

12:22 Yeah. It is.

12:25 All American Rejects Yeah. Go ahead. Thank you.

12:30 Caller I was wondering when you guys think your new CDs can they come out?

12:34 Like can I heard a song? You played a new song on the tour and it was really good.

12:39 Caller And I was wondering when you were going to like...

12:43 All American Rejects Here's the deal. So we got to go to the UK like they said and then we got to go to Japan and then we got to take some time off and write some songs. So new CD next summer hopefully.

12:54 Adam Yeah. You know, the airplanes are good for writing.

12:59 All American Rejects Yeah.

12:59 Adam You write some stuff on the airplane. You really get some work done. You know, think about that.

13:05 Drew Don't they have to hear their music?

13:07 Adam Hmm, they get one of those, remember in Dr. Bruce? Yeah, it's a stethoscope that you plug into your guitar. It's crazy.

13:15 Drew Whoa.

13:17 All American Rejects You blowin my mind.

13:18 Adam That's heavy. You fly first class? Alright, now you got to room that.

13:22 We got economy, you know.

13:23 Adam Even business.

13:25 All American Rejects We fly L class. That's what it says on our ticket.

13:27 That stands for luxury.

13:31 Adam Gene, I mean Jean Pierre.

13:34 Hey guys, how you doing tonight?

13:36 Adam What's happening?

13:39 You're 22?

13:40 Adam You're 22 years old? You have a Germany or Florida for us?

13:44 Caller I do have a couple of good Germany or Florida stories.

13:48 Drew Hold on.

13:49 Adam Let me explain. We decided over at Jimmy Kimmel Live at the writers table that all evil emanates from either Germany or Florida, or at least all bizarre stories about people, you know, effing their cats and teaching their dogs to hile Hitler and that kind of stuff. So, we try to guess when we hear the wacky news story, whether it's from Germany or Florida, and I think we're above 90 percent.

14:14 Drew You're crazy.

14:16 Adam Thank you, buddy. Yeah, we're going to have pros cover it. Maybe you guys could take my Germany or Florida song out on tour with you.

14:30 Caller I don't know, man.

14:30 Drew All right, Jean-Pierre, let's go.

14:32 Caller Okay, I tried to edit out most of the stuff that we give away. Basically a woman fell through the floor of a trailer and was mauled by two pit bulls.

14:40 Drew And what?

14:41 Caller Malled by pit bulls.

14:43 Caller Malled by two pit bulls.

14:44 Adam Seems like a Florida. That seems like a Florida. It seems like a Florida layup to me, but almost too Floridian, you know?

14:50 Drew How many German trailers are there? There's such ones that are decrepit.

14:56 Adam Yeah, no, those are all made out of polished stainless steel.

14:59 Drew And with shh bulls wandering around underneath them.

15:02 Adam Yeah, you know, it's funny. The shh sound was put right as you said pit bull and it made it sound like a different kind of dog.

15:10 Drew Nice.

15:10 Adam Yeah. Did you hear that Anderson?

15:13 Yeah, I got it.

15:14 Adam Yeah. I like to hear that just because it might sound funny.

15:17 Actually, I cut it before you even said it.

15:19 Adam Oh, you cut it? Well, Nick was doing a shh and Drew was doing a pit and putting the shh with the pit, it really sounds pit.

15:28 I thought Drew was talking about a new kind of dog I had never heard of.

15:30 Drew Shepit?

15:31 Adam No, but there is the shih tzu, which we can say all we want, right?

15:36 Drew Shih tzu.

15:37 Adam Shih tzu, shih tzu, shih tzu? All right.

15:40 All right.

15:41 Adam We're going to go, what do you guys think, Germany or Florida?

15:45 All American Rejects He didn't sound German.

15:46 That sounded total Florida to me.

15:48 Drew Sounds like Florida.

15:50 Adam Sounds too Florida.

15:51 Drew I'm going with you. You get it right every time.

15:53 Adam All right, we're going Florida. Let's just say this story comes out of Florida.

15:57 Caller Well, I wish I could say you guys are right. It's out of Germany though.

16:02 Adam No pit.

16:03 Drew All right, what was your other one?

16:06 Caller I've got, well, this is actually a video that my sister took. She showed it to me when she got back on vacation, which was a man, he was actually hang gliding and he tried to avoid a building, ended up in the power lines and electrocuted himself.

16:20 Adam Well, that could be done anywhere. We need a story. That could happen in any state, in any city, in any country.

16:28 Caller Here's a definite story. There was somebody had stolen an ATM out of a gas station.

16:35 Adam The entire ATM? That's Florida.

16:39 You have to have a pickup truck to do that in Florida.

16:42 Drew What happened? What happened?

16:43 Caller Here's the best part of the story. It turns out there was a wife and husband couldn't get the ATM open, so they took it to a blacksmith to have it open. Well, the blacksmith happened to be behind the police headquarters.

16:54 Adam Yeah, that's Florida. Florida.

16:56 Drew Blacksmith.

16:57 Adam Florida.

16:58 Drew Was he shooing whores as well? What the hell is blacksmith? Put it up on the anvil and...

17:03 Adam That's Florida, right? You got it. Yeah. Thank you, Jean Pierre. The first one was almost too Florida. We should have been suspicious.

17:10 Drew Yeah, you were right. As usual.

17:12 Adam Well, I don't know if I'm right about being wrong, but just too Florida. Second one was...

17:19 Drew Slam dunk.

17:21 Adam All right. What are we going to do? We want to hear a song?

17:23 Sure. We'll take a call.

17:24 Adam Let's do it. Let's hear a song. Let's do that. Chris, you cool? Anderson, you ready to rock? What do we got here from the All American Rejects? This one's called My Paper Heart. That's the All American Reject. Nick and Chris are here in the studio right now. Tyson Mike gonna come in here later on at 11 o'clock hour. All American Rejects, name of the CD. Guys are going to Europe, but doesn't mean you can't buy the CD and keep just a little part of them back in the United States. We're going to take ourselves a break. When we come back, who are we going to talk to, Drew?

21:46 Drew I thought we'd talk to Joseph here. It's not a very enticing tease.

21:52 Adam Done X two times a week for the last eight months?

21:55 All American Rejects That'll do it.

21:57 Adam No. No.

21:59 All American Rejects You can talk about that, Chris.

22:00 Adam Over there.

22:00 A little bit.

22:02 Drew Chris, you're bad.

22:03 Adam Trust me.

22:03 Drew How about this one, Billy?

22:06 Adam Billy, a wife has no libido, must beg for sex. Once a day, each day, wants to know what the solution is. Yeah, all right.

22:18 Caller Experience of every Oklahoma.

22:19 Adam I can't wait. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

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22:41 Loveline on 947 and RK.

22:55 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, the All American Rejects. Nick and Chris both here from the band. That's also the name of the CD. We'll do a little Tyson and Mike round robin here in the 11 o'clock hour. Boy, let's see. Who's coming on here? Jack Black. Jack Black, yeah. The Ataris are coming in here too next week. All right, Drew. You ready to go?

23:24 Drew Let's go.

23:24 Adam Where are we going to talk to Billy?

23:25 Drew Oklahoma.

23:26 All American Rejects Billy from Oklahoma.

23:28 Adam Billy.

23:30 Drew It's the only place, by the way, from which people would announce themselves as Billy. What do you say?

23:35 All American Rejects Why?

23:36 Adam You mean it'd be Bill or William somewhere else?

23:39 Arkansas, Texas, Texas.

23:43 It's Billy.

23:45 All American Rejects Yeah, it is.

23:45 How are you guys doing tonight?

23:48 Adam Good. Good.

23:50 Yeah, but my problem that I called about is that my wife has like no sex drive. I mean, none. She didn't really before we got married. It just prolonged, we got worse.

24:03 Adam So she never did have any?

24:05 Not really. I mean, she went to college. She only had sex with one person before me. And that's when she just first got into college. That's basically the loser virginity. Have you had a child or anything since? Oh boy.

24:23 Drew What happened?

24:25 Dianfumatic hernia.

24:27 Drew So she died soon after delivery?

24:30 No. She went on the ECMO machine and everything.

24:33 Drew Which is an extra corporeal oxygen machine.

24:36 Adam I mean like the incubator thing?

24:38 Drew It's like a lung outside of the body. Dianfumatic hernia means all of her guts were up in her chest.

24:47 Yeah.

24:47 Adam Right. How old was she when she died?

24:50 30 days old.

24:52 Adam Oh, boy.

24:52 Drew Now that's what...

24:54 Adam That's going to put a dent in the sex life too.

24:55 Drew Yeah. That'll make your wife pretty depressed and...

24:58 Well, I put that in an account for it, you know? But, I mean...

25:04 Adam Check that off. I mean, you got to...

25:07 Drew It's the beauty of guys, huh?

25:09 Adam You got to do that. You got to go, you know, it's breaking a nail, you know, check, losing a kid, scratching an SUV, kid lost, child lost, scratch.

25:20 Drew Double check, check, check, yeah.

25:22 Adam That's a two-checker. That should keep her out of commission for a few hours.

25:26 Drew Has she got any help or treatment with what's happened?

25:29 No, it's kind of embarrassing. She doesn't want to faint up into a doctor, you know.

25:33 Drew Well, no, no, you're so focused on the sex.

25:35 Adam We meant for the loss of the child.

25:38 Oh, no, she's in the military. They had a counselor or something like that if we wanted to go to it. You know, except we thought we were doing pretty good, you know, coping with it. That we didn't know, you know, need anybody else involved.

25:52 Adam Sure.

25:53 Drew Yeah, you need a little help and guidance here. You do.

25:56 Adam Well, Billy sounds pretty resilient.

26:00 We had a decent sex life before. It wasn't like great. But, you know, with the child loss, you know, things, you know, did slump downhill a little bit. But, you know, she's never been the one to, the aggressor at all.

26:13 Drew Oh, we got that.

26:14 Well, and I'm more than, you know.

26:17 Adam You're ready to go.

26:18 Drew You make up for both of them.

26:19 Adam Well, now, what do you, what do you, what do you guys look for? Yeah, what do you, what would you like?

26:24 You know, eagerness, participation, I guess.

26:28 Adam I don't think, and by the way, I'm not sure that you're gonna ever change somebody's attitude. It's like, you can get your kid to eat brocca flour. You can never get him to sit up and yell, oh boy, we're having brocca flour. The best you're gonna do is to get the kid to put it in his mouth and chew it, right?

26:44 Drew You're basically right, but I do believe that with therapy and things, people do change their relation to intimacy. You know, they, they should, they can show some enthusiasm.

26:52 Adam She's never gonna jump on it.

26:54 Drew Maybe not the way he, yeah, not the way he fantasized it.

26:56 Adam What's that, Billy?

26:57 Her mother's the same way.

26:59 Adam You've been effing her or trying to get her parents out?

27:02 She brought up, you know, her parents are the same way.

27:05 Adam I think everyone would like to believe that about their parents. It's not like, oh yeah, my mom, whore, whore, whore. She can't get enough for the dick, you know what I mean? Can't get enough. Dad, you just give it to her every night and balls deep. Balls deep. But still, not enough. Back door, whatever. She's good to go.

27:23 Sometimes she complains that it hurts, like the lower belly button to the side or something like that.

27:31 Adam Was she ever abused in any way?

27:32 No, not like that. She grew up in a real normal household, more than normal to mine.

27:38 Drew Is she on any medication?

27:39 Adam Yeah. And don't take any offense to this, but what's she doing in the military if everything was so good growing up?

27:44 Her parents are military, her brother is military, everybody in her family is military.

27:48 Adam Alright, that's a good enough answer. I'll buy that. She just never could escape the base, like she hasn't gotten out.

27:54 Drew Well here's the deal, she's not going to get better if you, you know, it's not going to get significantly better anyway if you guys don't reach out and ask for some help. And the fact that you've called us suggests that you really are wanting some help from somebody. No way we can solve a problem this complex in just a, you know, contact on the radio. But let me just say that sometimes going on the birth control pill can improve libido. Certainly treating her depression will be very important. And if it's with medication, make sure that you use medication that don't further suppress her libido. There are only a couple of medications that are good that way, Serizone, Remeron, Welbutrin, G-Lon maybe. And she I think needs a little therapy. And you do kind of need a little help with this too. You guys have gone through a very traumatic experience and just sort of dismissed it as not.

28:34 Adam Well, she has.

28:35 Drew Yeah. I'm not sure what Billy's going through.

28:38 Adam Billy's going, Billy feels like he's going through whatever a Labrador would go through if he found his master dead. He might find the dog howling a little bit, but next day he's still chasing that Frisbee. He'll put it behind him. So be it. Life goes on. It's for the living, you know. Life is for the living. I've never argued with that.

29:01 Drew No.

29:01 Adam It is for the living. It's not for the...

29:04 Drew It's a hard one to...

29:06 Adam Yeah.

29:06 Drew Deny.

29:07 Adam Yeah, really. It's hard not to nod your head when someone does the, well, life's for the living. Let's talk to Joseph. Joseph?

29:18 Hey, what's going on, you guys?

29:19 Adam You're 23?

29:21 Yeah. I've been doing XD for about eight months, like for every weekend. And I was wondering what the long-term effects could be.

29:29 Drew Severe memory problems, mood disturbance, panic and anxiety.

29:32 Adam You'll think you hear dogs. I guess we're all hearing one now. We don't hear any dogs.

29:39 Drew But Joseph, with what you've been doing, you are going to have some problems. I guarantee it. It may be a few years before they sort of manifest, but you will... Have you noticed your memory not quite as good as it used to be?

29:50 Yeah, but that's from the weed, though.

29:52 Yeah, it could be.

29:54 Adam Who cares what it's from, by the way?

29:56 Drew The ecstasy, though... Well, it is somewhat relevant, and if the weed's reversible, the ecstasy is not.

30:00 Oh, it's like permanently?

30:03 Drew Permanently, yeah. And then those mood problems that follow on the heels of that, where you start getting panic attacks, don't want to go outside and get real...

30:08 Could that be another reason why I can't nut, too? Because when I have sex with my lady, you know, I can never nut.

30:14 Drew I think, again, if I really want to motivate a male to change their behavior, go right to the Schwoz. Yeah, it's probably the pot more than the ecstasy.

30:25 Trust me, I used to do a lot of X, and he's right.

30:28 Drew Yeah, the problem with...

30:30 Adam The nut.

30:31 X and acid, yeah.

30:32 Drew The problem with the nut or the problem with the memory?

30:33 The problem with the memory and anxiety, yeah.

30:36 Adam You can't remember to nut.

30:38 Drew It's a real typical syndrome.

30:40 I think it could be the same. My memory, I kind of float off, so I forget to nut, you know.

30:46 Drew That is bad times. Yeah, I can see Adam with his drawers down washing, pouring, forgetting.

30:52 Adam Here's the real tragedy.

30:54 Caller I'm thinking what's for lunch, you know.

30:56 Adam You nut, and you don't know you did it, and you walk around with a handful of nut, you know. You know what I'm saying, like when you have your keys. You know when you're looking for your keys sometimes, and they're in your hand? It's that way except for replacing keys with the jizz. And you just walk around the house, and you're looking under the car seat, you're all over the place, and all of a sudden somebody says something, you do that thing where you smack your forehead like, oh man, I forgot, and then pow, there it goes, yeah, then you know. You give yourself pink eye and hepatitis. It's true. Never happened to you, Drew? No?

31:32 Drew Uh, I can't remember, you see.

31:34 Adam Never forgot you nodded. Jim? You're 16?

31:40 Caller Yeah.

31:41 Adam You have a Florida or Germany for us?

31:43 Caller Yeah. I had a better one, but the screener said I couldn't say because I didn't know the website, but here you go.

31:56 Adam Wow, and we're doing some fact checking too. Like, you gotta make sure, you gotta be able to back it up.

32:03 Caller I found it on the website, but I didn't remember which one, but here goes the one I should let him say. Two minors went before a judge. They were 14 and 15, and they were before a judge for stealing their 25th car in two years. After the boys were released from the courthouse, they realized that they didn't have enough money to pay for the bus. So they stole their 26th car, and then they crashed it into a fence an hour later.

32:31 Drew That sounds like Florida.

32:32 Adam Everything sounds like, everything bad sounds like Florida.

32:34 All American Rejects I don't know, if I would steal a car, it would sound like a German car.

32:37 Drew Germans are not that sociopathic, are they?

32:39 Adam Well, here's the thing, I kind of feel like, I don't know why, but I kind of feel like after the 15th car, the German guys would be in the joint, you know? Yeah, but then...

32:52 Drew Whatever you say, I'm going with it.

32:53 Adam What do you guys think?

32:54 Caller I think it would be harder to break into an Audi or a BMW than a Chevy. That's a good point.

32:59 Adam Good point. But if you were from Germany, you would be smarter than if you were from Florida.

33:04 Caller You wouldn't be eager enough to steal another car, though, you think?

33:07 Adam All right, we're going Florida.

33:08 Caller Yeah, you guys are right.

33:09 Adam Yeah, thank you.

33:12 Drew Indeed.

33:12 Adam We're batting like, I mean, we're at about 96%.

33:15 Drew If you would not let the sort of peanut gallery, including myself, influence you, you'd be at 100%.

33:22 Adam I feel that way in life, by the way.

33:24 Drew By the way, you tell everybody that, too.

33:26 Adam If I could tune everybody completely out of my life, I would be batting a thousand.

33:30 Drew That's interesting. Interesting.

33:32 Adam What did you say? I'm not listening. Oh, wait a minute. I nutted. I almost forgot.

33:38 Caller Anyone got a rag?

33:39 Adam We got a question for the bank. Dan?

33:42 Yeah, hey.

33:43 All American Rejects What's up, Dan? Not much.

33:46 I got a question for the All American Rejects there. What's your guys' connection with Butch Walker? I saw you guys on his website in a picture with him. Are you guys, is he going to do any producing with you guys? Or do any music with you guys or anything?

34:04 All American Rejects That guy's amazing. He came and hang out with us in Atlanta. He's got a great new record coming out next year, by the way. We're really good friends. He's a good guy. He's probably going to be playing a few shows with us in December. But yeah.

34:21 Adam Well, how do you figure out who produces your next CD? Does the label tell you? Do you get to go pick them? Do they care? If you pick someone they like, then they say fine. Is there a price? How does that work?

34:33 All American Rejects Well, we want to use the same guy because, I mean, it's that whole like, I don't know, we want the growth to be on our part more than an outside influence.

34:43 Adam Right.

34:43 All American Rejects But I don't know. We're going to use Tim O'Hare again. That's our plan.

34:47 Adam And you can't argue with the results of the last CD or the current CD. So, the label's cool with that, right?

34:55 All American Rejects Indeed.

34:55 Adam All right, Dan.

34:57 Yep.

34:57 Adam What's happening, buddy?

34:59 So, you guys saw that hot weather down there in California?

35:03 Drew No, just today, it broke.

35:05 Adam It went away.

35:06 Drew In fact, spectacular day. I felt euphoric all day long.

35:10 Adam Yeah.

35:12 Drew And I also realized how it wasn't just this heat wave. We've had summer for five months or something.

35:17 Adam Maybe seven.

35:18 Drew It's been crazy.

35:19 Adam I got in my car, and what I was doing when it was 95, 100 degrees everywhere is I'd become obsessed with the thermometer in the car now, the digital readout, and I'd drive all around the town, and I'm like, I'm up on the freeway. It's 103.

35:35 Drew For a while, we were calling each other and announcing the temperatures. Remember that?

35:40 Adam About every day. I got my car tonight, I started heading down the hill, it's at 59 degrees. I broke down. You started crying? No, the car broke.

35:49 Drew Wow.

35:49 Adam Yeah. Ironically, I overheated. Really, I had to almost wipe the tear away. I felt like...

35:56 Drew Tears of joy, though. Yeah.

35:58 Adam I felt like... You know the prisoner of war guys who've been in the Hanoi Hilton for two years, and they finally get off the plane, and they hit the tarmac on American soil, and they start breaking down? Yes. That was me.

36:11 Drew I felt it.

36:12 Adam Not that I want to compare what I went through this summer with the Vietnam veterans who were held in captivity in Vietnam, but I think my plight was worse. I do. And that's me. And I stand by that. I really do.

36:25 Caller Because it never cools off in Vietnam. It just stays hot.

36:27 Adam Yeah. It's very consistent. You're not waiting for something to break.

36:30 Caller There's no seasons.

36:30 Adam Here we had the anticipation.

36:32 Drew Well, we were teased.

36:33 Adam We got teased. Right. Whereas in Vietnam, it's bombing over there.

36:37 Drew You know it's not coming.

36:38 Adam It's not coming. They had it easy.

36:40 Drew All right.

36:43 Adam But you know what? We're bigger men than they are because of this experience.

36:46 Drew Yeah. Yeah. That which does not destroy me.

36:48 Adam That's right. It makes you stronger. Unless you have some joint damage. And then I think that slows you down a little.

36:54 Drew Or lose a limb.

36:55 Adam Or lose an eye. All right. All American Rejects here tonight will take a... But life is for the living, yes?

37:00 Drew For the living.

37:01 Adam All right.

37:01 Drew Can't argue with that.

37:02 Adam We'll be right back after this.

37:07 Loveline. Loveline. Loveline.

37:32 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, the All American Rejects. Are here tonight. Nick and Chris, both here from the band. We're going to hear something else from the CD, and then we'll bring in Tyson and Mike from the band. We'll do a little swap out at the top of the hour. So let's really make these last 15 minutes count together, all right? If we hold our breath, it'll seem like it's like two hours, maybe longer. Yeah? Yeah. You know, I was watching tonight on TV. Ever see that, it's a weird sport that free diving, they call it. It's crazy. They have the records. No, no, this is underwater diving. It goes deep as they can go. You guys know about this? No tanks. You gotta hold your breath. And you go down. And they just have a cable that goes basically to the ocean floor and you hang on to this weighted sled, essentially just ride that cable straight down into the abyss and the record is like almost 600 feet. Which is exquisitely deep.

38:37 Drew And you have to go fast too. You have to be dropping.

38:40 Adam You gotta go pretty, you gotta go pretty good.

38:41 Caller How many minutes are you holding your breath for?

38:43 Adam They hold their breath like somewhere about three minutes, two and a half, three, three and a half. But if you really think about it, like you go out in the ocean, you get out about 30, 40 feet of water and look down at the ground, and look down at the ocean floor, you go, wow, that's pretty deep.

38:57 Drew A 30-foot dive is, you got to know what you're doing.

39:00 Adam Yeah, if somebody said go down and touch the bottom, we're at about 19 feet of water, it's like, it takes a little something to do.

39:06 Drew And you're feeling your ears too, big time.

39:08 Adam Oh, listen, I can't touch the drain in my grandparent swimming pool without my ear popping out and clutching one ear.

39:15 Drew And that's a plastic pool too.

39:16 Adam Yeah, it's above ground. It's actually on the roof of the house.

39:20 Caller It's a pine deck though, it's nice.

39:24 Adam Yeah, 500, the record is, I don't know, 575.

39:27 Drew I'm getting a short of breath thinking about it, right? 575.

39:30 Adam I mean, you don't know how goddamn deep that looks, by the way, at 570. I mean, 570.

39:35 Drew I just, people realize that the pressure affects the water.

39:38 Adam Yeah.

39:38 Drew There's a thousand different things that can screw you up.

39:40 Adam 60-story building. You're going down 60 stories. Here, hold your breath. Take a big one right before you go on. Now, here's the thing that's weird about it, and I've always wondered, how come these guys don't get the bends when they come up? Yeah. Why don't you get the bends with this rapid ascent?

39:57 Drew They're not taken in and pressurized air.

39:59 Adam That's why you're the doctor. They don't. If you do this with a tank, you got to stop every 50 feet or so, you get bubbles in your blood. But if it's on the same breath you took when you were on the boat.

40:12 Drew But believe me though, your lungs can be, I mean, it's all compressed.

40:16 Adam I mean, you got like 18 times whatever pressure you're feeling now. That's kind of a hairy sport. I win it all the time too.

40:25 Caller They have a higher tolerance for pain.

40:27 Adam They can hold their breath. That's one thing they can do. It's from being kids.

40:31 Drew They must utilize oxygen.

40:32 Adam They're like, I'm going to hold my breath until we go to Disneyland. I'm going to hold my breath until I go ice skating.

40:37 Drew They must utilize oxygen differently.

40:39 Adam Well, the brains don't use that. They don't have brains. That's what it is. They don't burn as much. They just do a lot of seething. Right, right. No brain. Brain burns a lot of oxygen.

40:49 Caller Or storage, maybe, for more oxygen.

40:51 Adam No, ladies don't have that. Rachel?

40:53 Drew They have a hippocampus. They seem not to be able to forget anything you've done that pisses them off.

40:57 Adam They have a chip that doesn't let them forget.

41:01 Drew That's part of the brain that's memory.

41:03 Adam Yeah. So they have the part that works for memory, but not the part that works for creating a reason or motor skills or anything like that, for driving, anything. Just the memory chip. Just the S-Vault, I call it.

41:15 Drew What's up, Rachel?

41:17 Caller Um, like two weeks ago, I was giving my boyfriend a head, and my jaw just locked, and I couldn't move it for like a long time.

41:29 Drew Some tetanus. Did you go to the emergency room?

41:31 Caller No. I finally shut it, and it popped really loud.

41:35 Drew Yeah. You know, this happens more often than you might think. And literally, I'm going to have to show you guys what we do. People get their mouth stuck open. This hinge joint at the corners of your ear, basically, slides out and gets stuck and it can't go back. Oh, really? To push it back, you have to come from behind and I'll show you.

41:54 Caller You have to sedate somebody and come from behind.

41:58 Adam Push on their jaw and stretch it down and then pop it back into the joint.

42:03 Caller It unhinges like a snake or something. Eating a mouse, man.

42:10 Drew I must admit, all the times in the emergency room, people were not performing oral. Well, they weren't.

42:15 Adam They weren't admitting it.

42:16 Drew They weren't coming forward. See how this slides underneath here.

42:20 Adam Yeah, they're all eating big sticks. All right, so Rachel, what's happening? You're okay now?

42:29 Drew You're going to be prone to this again and you're going to be prone to Temporal Mandibular TMJ Syndrome. Yeah, with a lot of pain in your headaches and that kind of thing. You ought to talk to your dentist.

42:40 Adam If your dentist gives you a mouthpiece, you should do it.

42:42 Drew Yeah, you should do that.

42:44 Caller You had your wisdom teeth pulled? Tyson, our singer, had a bad TMJ and he got his wisdom teeth pulled and it helped out a lot.

42:51 Drew Interesting.

42:51 Adam Oh, really? Rachel, do you have a dentist?

42:58 Caller I don't really go to one. I've been one a long time.

43:00 Drew That kind of goes up in here.

43:02 Adam All right, Drew, stop pointing at pictures and talking to people. Rachel, you got to go to the dentist. All right.

43:11 Drew Good luck.

43:13 Adam All right.

43:15 All American Rejects You're from Oklahoma, too?

43:17 Caller That's amazing.

43:18 All American Rejects No way.

43:18 Adam Do you have to travel outside Oklahoma? Or do they have dentists there now?

43:21 Caller You got them. Sometimes you got to get point expressed.

43:23 All American Rejects You know, you got to get on your covered wagon and ride the dirt road out of Oklahoma.

43:27 Drew They call us Okie Jaw.

43:29 Adam Really?

43:30 All American Rejects Are you serious?

43:31 Caller No.

43:33 Adam Look, first off, you have no sense of humor, so don't screw with people.

43:37 Caller I love you. Are you serious?

43:44 Drew No, Elizabeth.

43:45 Adam Elizabeth? Alright.

43:46 All American Rejects Is she from Oklahoma?

43:47 Adam She's from Fresno.

43:48 All American Rejects Alright, same thing.

43:49 Adam Hey, Elizabeth. What's up?

44:06 Drew Your face will break out? From hormone changes. Yeah. Was the friend that told you this a guy that you were having sex with regularly?

44:19 Caller That's amazing. Yeah.

44:24 Adam Yeah, and you'll get brain cancer. That's the one I use.

44:28 Caller You'll die. I don't stop.

44:30 Drew Yeah. There's no evidence of anything like that, Elizabeth. Yeah, it does have to do with hormones, testosterone levels, and sex can't raise testosterone.

44:41 Adam Maybe it's just if you stop having sex, you get off the pill or something, and that changes something.

44:45 Drew Or you get stressed, or you pick it yourself. Who knows what?

44:48 Adam No, I'm just saying that the thing may come from the fact that people may get off the pill, and I mean, this may have been where this got started.

44:55 Drew It came. Why not? I mean, certain cultures believe this about males. When young males get, well, that has nothing to do with the pill.

45:02 Adam No, but she's not talking about a male here.

45:06 Drew Right, but the point is, you weren't aware of the history of this came from.

45:09 Adam No, I know where it comes from. I know everything, all jacking off goes to your skin, and everything goes to your skin, but I'm just saying this person who is talking to Elizabeth may, when a girl's on the pill for a while and then gets off the pill, her face will break out sometimes.

45:25 Drew That is very true.

45:25 Adam All right, thank you.

45:27 Caller Sperm can clog pores too.

45:31 Adam Yeah, I know. I got some real singers on my back, lower back. I show people, I'm like, you see that? They're like, what's, you mean there? And I go, no, that's a cigar burn. Ashtray got moving too fast. They go, you mean there? And I go, no, no, that's just a ring. That's a moisture ring. You should have used a coaster. And I go, there, there, in between there. Yeah. Right, Drew? Yeah. Yeah. All right. All American Rejects in studio tonight. Here's something off the new CD and just a couple of few. Tyson and Mike are going to come in here and do a little round robin. That doesn't mean we can't hang out during the commercial though.

46:17 All American Rejects All right.

46:18 Adam Well, actually kind of does.

46:22 All American Rejects It's been real.

46:23 Adam Yeah. All right, you guys don't have to leave.

46:26 Caller Just have to get out.

46:28 All American Rejects What? Yeah.

46:30 Adam Go in there. Pretty much keep the door closed. So we'll not be talking again. We'll be we'll be right back with the real all American. No, we'll be back with basically the sloppy seconds. Yeah. The JV squad's going to be in here after this.

46:52 Drew Okay. 877-889-DATE.

47:09 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:17 Adam This is Love Live.

47:17 Caller This is Love Live. This is Love Live. This is Love Live.

47:56 Adam I'm Adam. We got the good half of the All American Rejects in here. Thank God. Tyson and Mike are both in here from the band. I would say Mike and Tyson, but you guys probably have been through that a few times. So we'll hear something else off the All American Rejects album, which called the All American Rejects. We're going to hear Swing Swing, which I'm happy about because I really enjoy that song. I just did a real nice job on that one.

48:29 All American Rejects Thank you, sir.

48:29 Adam But the whole album is good because after the band was in here, January, I think 26th, Super Bowl night we figured out, first night of Jimmy Kimmel live show, which has been off the air for some years now. Now, going stronger than ever. We actually may be on it tomorrow night, by the way. You may be?

48:52 All American Rejects You star.

48:52 Adam Yeah, whenever a guest drops out, they call me. But it's always sort of like, well, we're trying to get almost anybody, but we still going to need to kind of keep it cleared. Let me just say this too. In life, there's no difference between somebody saying, we may need you for tomorrow night and actually doing it. It's the same amount. It's actually more in a weird way.

49:16 Drew Well, yeah.

49:17 Adam You know what I mean? You should have walked around half cocked the whole day. Like, I may be doing this. I may not be doing it. Better just to know that you're doing it.

49:26 Drew Yeah. All right.

49:28 Adam And then I got to get an outfit or something.

49:29 Drew And then you're pissed off they don't go up because you wasted your day.

49:33 Adam No, no. I'm always relieved when I get out of anything. Even though I know that. I want to do.

49:36 Drew Not when you've sort of devoted your day to getting ready for it. No.

49:39 Adam Who are you talking about? Me?

49:41 Drew I thought even that would bother you. Even you.

49:42 Adam Are you kidding? I hope everything falls apart so I don't have to do it.

49:47 Drew I know that part, but what if you've lost a day because you're getting dressed and wearing around and doing stuff?

49:51 Adam Doesn't matter. I'm still not having to do what I would have had to do.

49:55 All American Rejects What if you watch the show that night and Andy Dick's on?

49:58 Oh, that's almost.

50:00 All American Rejects You're like, it's not me.

50:02 Adam It's on.

50:03 All American Rejects Yeah. That's not going to be good for the self-esteem, man.

50:05 Adam Yeah. They get Andy. No, Andy Dick is actually going to call us next week. Funny you should bring him up. Anyway, so. They paid me to say that. Maybe I'll be on tomorrow night and maybe I won't. We'll get to the phones and speak to Sandy, who's 31. Sandy.

50:22 Caller Yes. Is this the doctor?

50:25 Adam Yes.

50:25 Caller I'm here. I have a question for you. I'm sorry. I'm a little upset about it. I've been married almost four years. And I caught my husband masturbating in the bathroom at two different occasions. And he was saying a man's name and saying a lot of suggest, you know, nasty suggestions, like, and stuff. Does that mean, because you're all men, you know, Mike and Tyson are the young ones and you are the older. Does that mean, like, he's got homosexual tendencies? Or is he gay? Or is he just a...

50:56 Drew Hold on a second. Put her on hold a second.

50:58 Caller Liar whore!

50:58 Drew Liar whore!

50:59 All American Rejects What if the name was Chuck, like Charlie? That could be a chick's name.

51:02 Drew It comes out totally gay. I'm totally, totally bogus, this call. Yes. Not, not... She delivers it well.

51:10 Caller That's some good quiver. Of the shaking.

51:13 Drew But that is not how men masturbate.

51:16 Adam No, nobody, nobody pipes up. They do it, they do it in movies.

51:20 Drew Guys are not vocalizing or masturbating at all.

51:24 Adam No.

51:24 Drew In order to catch him twice, saying, actually saying anything during masturbation is like, that's not a...

51:30 All American Rejects If anything, it's like your moment of like, leaving your body.

51:33 Adam Yeah.

51:34 All American Rejects You're harnessing your chi. If anybody interrupts you, that's when you yell.

51:39 Drew Yeah.

51:39 Adam I mean, the only thing he ever says is close the door.

51:43 All American Rejects It's not what it looks anybody effin knock anymore.

51:53 Adam Yeah, that is kind of what I do.

51:54 All American Rejects Yeah, but that...

51:55 Drew You wouldn't say anything sexual during masturbation ever.

51:59 Adam Well, I do scream. Yeah, I do. It's not what it looks like. And then I do the follow up, which was unless it looks like I'm not beating off, in which case that's exactly what it is. But by that time, I've done about 11 more strokes and the cat's out of the bag.

52:13 Drew I'm intrigued.

52:16 Adam Bogus. We're going bogus.

52:19 Caller This is not bogus. This is serious.

52:22 Drew Mm-hmm. Well, we're having trouble believing it because it's not how a male behaves unless he was trying to...

52:28 Caller What was the name?

52:28 Drew Maybe he's trying to do something to you. Maybe he's trying to upset you in some way. It seems like the screwing.

52:33 Caller No, because he shut the door. I could hear him through the door saying a guy's name and I didn't know what was going on. Then I opened the door and he said, get out and was hollering at me. Then when I questioned him later about it, he was like, oh, you must have misunderstood. I wasn't doing that. He said...

52:49 Drew All right. Well, listen, if he did it, he's responding to hallucinations. He's not masturbating. If he's talking to himself in the bathroom, it's not because he's having a sexual experience because he's responding to internal stimuli. Does he do drugs?

53:02 Caller No, he doesn't do drugs. But I know when we've had sex during intercourse and stuff, he does say, oh, will you do this? I like this. You know?

53:11 Drew Yes. That's why I heard him saying it in the bathroom. Guys, vocal cords will engage when they're with a partner, but when they're by themselves, they will not.

53:18 Caller They don't do that normally.

53:20 Drew They do not say anything. Whisper quiet. They do not say anything. And if he's saying a guy's name when he goes in the bathroom by himself, he's having a hallucination. Oh. Well, wait a minute. I'm quite serious.

53:30 Caller I mean, you don't think I have anything to worry about as far as being gay.

53:33 Drew I do. I think you have some mental health issues here.

53:37 Caller Are you? I don't know if you're broke.

53:41 Adam Is she for real?

53:43 Drew I think so.

53:44 All American Rejects I think she just needs to test him. Have him like jerk off next to her when they're in bed and she can read a book and see if it's quiet.

53:50 Drew But let's examine what she said. It's like I'm telling her he's hallucinating and responding to internal stimuli and her thing is, oh, good. I don't have anything to worry about then. Wait a minute.

54:00 Adam She was coming after you.

54:01 Caller As long as he's not gay.

54:02 Drew For offering, yeah, right.

54:04 Adam I just want to know if you were for real or you were bogus.

54:06 Drew But for suggesting that him having a hallucination was a concern from a mental health standpoint.

54:14 Adam Let me speak to Sandy for just one second. Sandy? Sandy? And she's gone. Maybe she hung up. I can't. I do think she was bogus. Let me try. Let me try this again. No? She dropped off.

54:33 Drew She was hostile enough to be not bogus.

54:36 Adam Here's the thing. She was. Here's the problem. Okay. Here's the balance you have to strike. I know this because I do this crank yanker show and you have to strike this balance between being stupid enough to call and have whatever question you have, but being smart enough to quickly articulate yourself and get your point across. She was a little too articulate when she was going. You know what I'm saying? And she sort of had some answers and plus she was talking about a problem that doesn't exist. Yeah. Also, here's my only theory. I will sometimes shout out the name of my penis, okay? Which is a dude's name. You know what I mean? Chuck.

55:21 All American Rejects Chuck.

55:22 Drew Hi-ho, Sylvia.

55:23 All American Rejects You should say it like Chuck, not Chuck.

55:25 Adam Chuck.

55:26 All American Rejects Right.

55:26 Adam You'd be like, come on, Chuck.

55:28 All American Rejects Come on.

55:28 Adam What do you got for me? You got to have something for me.

55:31 All American Rejects Make it happen, Chuck.

55:32 Adam Let's go, Chuck. Let's go, buddy. Let's go for the trifecta. We're going for the hat trick, Chuck. Drew, you talk to your penis sometimes, right? Never?

55:43 Drew No.

55:44 Adam What about my penis?

55:46 Drew I've had to speak to it on a number of occasions.

55:48 Adam Yeah, man. You gave it that time, I can remember when Drew was speaking to my penis once, I had my head up against the door and I was like, what's going on? I was trying to overhear and I couldn't really make out what's going on and then he caught me.

55:59 Drew Adam accused me of giving it a tongue lashing.

56:03 Adam Drew told a joke, everybody. You're 22? What's happening? Hold on. I'm not done with our last call. So, if that call was real, the caller had some inabilities emotionally and psychologically. Maybe she was having delusions.

56:25 Drew And intellectually. All fronts.

56:27 Adam Yeah, there was something going on with her and there was definitely something going on with her man.

56:33 Drew But remember, this is a guy who closes himself in the bathroom and starts talking to himself and she immediately jumps to, well, he's gay. I mean, think of the craziness there.

56:43 Adam Right. Here's the deal. If that was a real call, please no kids.

56:49 Drew Please no kids. And please get your husband evaluated.

56:51 Adam None of you.

56:52 All American Rejects What if it was a kid's name?

56:55 Adam Yeah. That's bad. That's wrong. I mean, if it's a dude.

56:59 Drew I have a sick feeling.

57:00 Adam But if it's a chick. I mean, it's always wrong. It's just, it's more wrong if it's the dude.

57:05 Drew Here we go.

57:05 Adam It's more wrong if it's the son.

57:06 All American Rejects It's less hot if it's a dude.

57:07 Adam Yeah, it's less, it's less hot. Even though neither one's hot, it's not quite, you know, what's going on, Don?

57:13 Drew What's up, Don?

57:14 Hey, how's it going, guys?

57:16 Adam You're 22. What's up?

57:18 Caller Well, I fell out of a tree at like the beginning of July because I was climbing a tree and I fell like 12 feet. I broke my spine and six ribs.

57:27 Adam Jesus.

57:29 Drew You broke your spine and what do you mean you broke your spine? What exactly did you break?

57:33 Caller The T11 like right in the top corner. I kind of broke a chunk of it off.

57:37 Drew On the vertebral body or on the spine that comes out of it?

57:41 Caller The actual vertebrae part.

57:43 Drew The big the body, the round part.

57:45 Caller Yeah, that part.

57:47 Adam That up high? Is it up high?

57:50 Caller Up here?

57:51 Drew Middle?

57:52 Adam Middle.

57:52 Caller Lower middle. It's kind of in the middle. Like the T11.

57:56 Drew The T11? Lean forward.

57:58 Adam Come on, buddy.

57:59 Drew It's right here.

58:00 Adam Well, that's low.

58:00 Drew It's lowish, yeah.

58:01 Adam You almost got one of my stains from one of the zits from the guy.

58:05 Drew Oh, really?

58:06 Adam Caused from the guys. Now, what's up top? Are you in the 20s?

58:11 Drew No, no.

58:11 Adam It starts again, right?

58:12 Drew Cervical. Then you start at T. Thoracic. Thoracic has ribs. We touch ribs.

58:17 Adam Look, can we just do this? We start at one at the ass and work our way up to like 34 at the neck.

58:23 Drew No, it doesn't work like that.

58:24 Adam It could.

58:25 Drew I know.

58:25 Adam It could.

58:26 Drew Good.

58:27 Adam Because now everyone is like, oh, you're in a wheelchair. I'm a T.

58:30 I'm a Tweet T22.

58:32 Adam And no one knows who you're talking to. I'm a C. I'm a G. Just start the goddamn thing at one and start at one at the neck and have it head down to what 30, 28 or something. What do you got back there, Drew, at the end? People go, okay, okay, okay. Put the number on there.

58:50 Drew Look, it goes from the skull here.

58:53 Adam Okay, the skull.

58:54 Drew That's number one.

58:55 Adam No, that's not C7. That's one.

58:57 Drew No, no, that's one.

58:58 Adam That's one.

58:58 Drew Down through C7.

59:00 Adam No, no, just one.

59:01 Drew That's C1.

59:02 Adam No, no, no, no. It's going to be one.

59:04 Drew But let's see why it restarts again. Here, you start having ribs.

59:08 Adam Okay. You know how we figure that out? Number eight? That's where the ribs start.

59:13 Drew And then the ribs end, and you start the lumbar down here.

59:15 Adam Doesn't matter. Ribs end at 22. 16.

59:18 Drew Fair enough.

59:18 Adam We just do the math. It starts at one, and that way when people talk about which one they broke, you know if it's up top or if it's down low. If you hear a number like in the high teens, you go, all right, ooh, that's right in the middle there.

59:29 Drew Anyway, so you got to...

59:30 Adam It's so easy.

59:31 All American Rejects That's how doctors keep the layman's feeling dumb.

59:35 Drew So you chipped the vertebral body, okay, keep going.

59:38 Caller Sorry about the technical stuff, but I don't know...

59:40 Drew Broke some ribs.

59:41 Caller Okay, so I started going, I went a month without going to the doctor because I've never broken anything before. I just thought I hurt my muscles or something. So I finally go to the doctor, they're like, yeah, you broke, you know, your spine. And then I went to a specialist and he's like, yeah, you broke like six ribs too. And he didn't really do anything for me. He's like, well, we'll see if it heals up. And it's been like four months and he hasn't done anything for me.

1:00:06 Drew So there isn't really anything done. There's nothing really to do to do.

1:00:09 Caller Really? Well, I'm thinking about surgery because I can't like I can't even twist all the way around and I have I have so much pain like right like in my lower back even in like the particular vertebrae that's broken in general, in general principles, in general, surgery is not a good intervention for pain.

1:00:30 Drew It just injures especially in the spine it can make things worse.

1:00:33 Caller Really?

1:00:33 Drew It's about as likely to make things worse as better.

1:00:36 Caller See, that's why I was I was I'm kind of afraid of it and but he gave me a shot the other day and I'm not really sure what he did but it agitated it so bad and it hurt.

1:00:44 Drew Well, this is a very this is a very complicated problem did he offer some physical therapy or?

1:00:49 Caller No, he didn't and I asked him about it. I'm like do I need to go to physical therapy or is there any like can I do anything and Maybe he just saw your pain in the ass and kind of wanted you to go away.

1:01:00 Drew There may just not be much else to do with it but more time. These are these these kinds of fractures take a long time to heal.

1:01:06 Adam And yeah with cracked ribs especially. You just let them you just try not to laugh for six months. There's nothing you can do about that.

1:01:14 Drew That's exactly right.

1:01:15 Adam Everybody.

1:01:16 Caller My ribs are all healed up and everything it's just just that one part of my spine is just not feeling any better.

1:01:21 Drew They may need to do a little more evaluation to make sure that it's in fact the fracture that's causing you the pain. Maybe there's something else going on with one of the discs or something. They need to keep going back.

1:01:29 Adam What were you doing in the tree by the way just because it's going to be funny.

1:01:33 Caller I got I okay I'm from Arizona and we don't have like a lot of trees out there. We have flat land and cacti and stuff so we went up to the mountains and I'm all hey I want to climb the tree and I went dumbass and I was climbing the tree and it was a dead tree and I didn't know it was dead and so the branches broke like 12 feet up and I fell and landed on my back.

1:01:51 Adam Oh. Were people laughing at first?

1:01:54 Caller No I was laughing after I could breathe after I could catch my breath it was pretty funny but.

1:02:00 Adam Alright.

1:02:01 All American Rejects For future there's no leaves don't climb it.

1:02:04 Adam Oh yeah that's a good call. And you know it is always funnier if the branch breaks off and it's super funny if you're still hanging on to the broken branch when you hit the ground.

1:02:14 All American Rejects Especially if you land on your back.

1:02:16 Adam Yeah like you're still clinging to the branch. That's good.

1:02:20 All American Rejects That's where the broken ribs come in.

1:02:22 Adam That's right. But there ain't nothing you can do about that. And by the way everyone will notice people getting you into bear hugs and coming up behind you and grabbing you and stuff. Whenever you run into your back or ribs are screwed up. People you need to get it. You know what Drew?

1:02:36 All American Rejects Suck it up. Icy hot.

1:02:38 Adam You gotta get me a windbreaker that says back off. You know what I mean? I mean if you, I could remember when I played football I would screw my back up and you never knew how often people just came up behind you in a hallway at school or whatever and kind of just put their arm, got you in a bear hug or pushed you or did whatever it was that screwed with you.

1:02:57 Drew It's so interesting though how people believe that every biological problem should be completely solvable and if it's not it's got to be the doctor's fault. That is very frustrating. These are complicated and a lot of them can't be changed the way it is.

1:03:11 Adam Yeah, well listen, you fell out of a tree, you screwed up, that's alright. Suck it up. I do believe though a lot of the people that calls with the beefs about the doctors always sound like a pain in the ass, I do believe the doctors want them to go away, yes.

1:03:25 Drew But if they could do anything for them they would because that meant they would go away.

1:03:28 Adam They're probably feeling like I'm going to give up, I'll give them the mercy killing, I'll give them the mercy killing, put a shot, put some oxygen in their blood vessels, put a bubble in there, that kills them. I've seen the movies.

1:03:42 Drew It doesn't do that probably.

1:03:45 Adam It does in the movies.

1:03:46 Drew I know the movies.

1:03:46 Adam You gotta inject just a little bit of oxygen into that blood.

1:03:49 All American Rejects Right to the brain.

1:03:50 Adam Pow, right to the brain.

1:03:51 Caller That's what they tell me.

1:03:52 Drew It doesn't happen.

1:03:53 Adam No?

1:03:53 All American Rejects 15 seconds, it's all it takes.

1:03:56 Adam Drew, wait a minute, if I took a syringe that had no liquid in it, just air, I popped it into a vein.

1:04:04 Drew The only way it would be a problem is if you had a central vein, a central catheter going right into the right...

1:04:09 Adam Or nothing into the arm.

1:04:10 Drew It really doesn't seem to do anything, but I have one of those. We're going to do that. But I've been involved once where some air got into the central vein and it's like having an embolus along that does cause problems.

1:04:21 Adam It's like getting it in a brake system. Screws it up. You got to bleed it.

1:04:27 Caller I was just wondering how the Omicron Rejects deal with their crazy ass fans.

1:04:31 Adam What?

1:04:32 Drew Crazy ass fans, how do they deal with it?

1:04:34 Adam Oh, how do you guys deal with the crazy ass fans?

1:04:36 All American Rejects You just say, hey crazy ass fans, what the hell away? Close the curtains and back off.

1:04:41 Drew They wear back off windbreakers.

1:04:42 Adam You guys wear back off. Alright, Nicole.

1:04:46 All American Rejects Problem solved.

1:04:47 Adam Nicole?

1:04:49 Drew Yeah?

1:04:50 All American Rejects Was that not satisfying?

1:04:54 Drew Oh boy. There's that beat.

1:05:06 All American Rejects Alright. You got school tomorrow, honey?

1:05:09 Drew No, she doesn't go to school no more.

1:05:13 All American Rejects I don't go to school no more.

1:05:14 Adam No, she doesn't need it. Let's hear a song.

1:05:18 All American Rejects Yeah.

1:05:18 Adam Can we do that?

1:05:19 All American Rejects Good. It'll cheer her up.

1:05:21 Adam This one is, this is one I requested, because I know what the kids like.

1:05:26 All American Rejects The request line.

1:05:27 Adam This is from the All American Rejects off the album of the same name, and this one is called Swing Swing. That's the All American Rejects, a very rare UK remix of the Hey Anderson swing swing.

1:09:27 All American Rejects The Hey Anderson remix by Dr. Drew, DJ Drew.

1:09:30 Adam Sweet.

1:09:31 Drew It's good, huh?

1:09:32 Adam Yeah. I don't know. When did you lay that down? When you guys working together?

1:09:35 Drew It's just after they were out here in January. It took about a week. Oh, really?

1:09:38 All American Rejects We actually did it during the premiere of the Jimmy Kimmel Show.

1:09:42 Drew Oh, really?

1:09:43 Adam I was wondering where Drew, you were late that entire week. You guys were working on that, huh? That's nice, yeah.

1:09:49 All American Rejects One line makes a difference.

1:09:50 Adam Sweet, yeah, and well placed, too. Right at the crucial 243.

1:09:57 All American Rejects The upbeat of measure 243.

1:09:58 Drew We tried it in various other parts of the song. Didn't work. Didn't work.

1:10:02 Adam It was sweet. Okay, nice. All right, you can look forward to that happening again, too, by the way. There's going to be other songs that have that, too, right? Sure? No? All right, we'll take a quick break. All American Rejects and Serendipity Night. We'll be right back.

1:10:19 Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. 1-800-LOVE-191. Love Line is brought to you by Trojan, America's number one condom, the most trusted for over 80 years. Love Line, NRK.

1:10:40 Adam Hey, yo, it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Tyson and Mike, both here from the All American Rejects. All American Rejects, name of the CD as well. This close to going platinum. This close.

1:10:53 Drew Just a hair.

1:10:54 Adam Yeah. We could send it over the top tonight.

1:10:57 Drew We've been hearing about record sales for years on this show, and now that I've tried to sell 50,000 books, selling 500,000 records, CD is unbelievable.

1:11:09 Adam Yeah, this is 822,000.

1:11:12 Drew That's unbelievable. It's quite a task.

1:11:14 Adam We figured out gold is 500,000?

1:11:16 Drew No, we haven't figured anything out yet.

1:11:17 All American Rejects That's right.

1:11:18 Drew Oh, yes, it's 500,000.

1:11:19 Adam And then so, And then it changes, like, depending on what the populace is, like it's less in Canada.

1:11:26 All American Rejects Yeah, 50,000 is gold in Canada. Really?

1:11:30 Adam Just because of the population?

1:11:31 All American Rejects Well, they're spread out.

1:11:32 Caller 50,000.

1:11:33 All American Rejects Yeah, it's tough to get mail to them.

1:11:35 Adam No, it's cool.

1:11:37 All American Rejects Is it 50 or is it 100? I think it's 50.

1:11:39 Caller Or wait, is that England? That's 100, I think.

1:11:41 Adam Is it only 50 in Canada?

1:11:43 All American Rejects It's actually just 50.

1:11:46 Adam 50 records. It's just 50.

1:11:49 All American Rejects You're gold in Canada. They give you a big piece of paper. It says gold.

1:11:54 Adam That's why that Gordon Lightfoot was a... He was a lousy platinum because he sold 80 records. All right. Let's...

1:12:03 All American Rejects David Hasselhoff.

1:12:04 Adam Oh, he is so big. Jesus. Is he big in Canada too or is this just Germany? Just Germany? He's a master entertainer. He's a showman is what he is.

1:12:15 All American Rejects The man had lights on his jacket for the fall of the Berlin Wall. That's all I got to say.

1:12:20 Adam He's a master showman.

1:12:21 All American Rejects He knows what to do.

1:12:22 Adam Yep. Remember when we... Somebody that big homo Tom Shale.

1:12:26 Drew I knew you'd bring that up.

1:12:27 Adam He reviewed the Man Show. I don't know who he reviewed. Something I was in. I think it was the Man Show. He was complaining that I lacked showmanship. And I thought, what a fag. That is total fag speak. It's almost, it's really as faggy as calling something marvelous or marv. The idea, like, I didn't know if this guy was a big fat homo or not, but when he said I lacked showmanship, I thought, yes, there is a big hole-smoking homo. It all came home to roost. The Germans love.

1:12:57 Drew You got it. Oh, you just hung up on him.

1:13:00 Adam Oh, who cares? It calls her dime a dozen. Drew just hung up on the next guy. Hello?

1:13:07 Caller Yes?

1:13:08 Adam What's your name?

1:13:09 Caller My name is Kim.

1:13:11 Drew Kim.

1:13:12 Adam Kim. Okay, Kim. I said Ken, didn't I? What's happening, Kim? Where are you calling from, Kim?

1:13:17 Caller Indiana.

1:13:18 Adam And how old are you?

1:13:20 Caller I'm 21.

1:13:21 Adam What's your problem?

1:13:22 Caller Well, me and my friend, we just have this poll we take sometimes, and I was wanting all of you guys to take it. We were wondering whether you prefer two tongue rings or no gag reflex when receiving oral pleasure.

1:13:36 Adam Take like a tongue ring and a half and just a sprinkling of gag reflex.

1:13:41 Caller I've never been with a girl with a tongue ring.

1:13:42 Adam Yeah, me neither.

1:13:44 Drew You're wasting your time.

1:13:46 Adam You are?

1:13:47 Drew These ladies, because if you are good enough to have oral sex with these guys, they're happy. Right. Period. Period.

1:13:57 Adam Oh yeah.

1:13:57 Drew Do not try to do anything fancy.

1:13:59 It's just an honest poll.

1:14:01 All American Rejects Yeah, might as well just, you know.

1:14:02 Drew Play the poll.

1:14:04 Adam Yeah, but I do agree, they act like we're going to the BJ store, and you guys are waiting in the car. What do you guys need? You want a couple of tongue rings and a gag reflex, or what can I do you for? You guys cool? I'm going to get chicks sucking on some mentholatum, you want that? I'll just bring them, I'll buy the variety pack and bring it out, like they're trying to move product.

1:14:23 All American Rejects Right. Who wants ice cubes? No.

1:14:25 Caller I like when the balls get attention.

1:14:26 All American Rejects Oh really?

1:14:27 Adam You like that?

1:14:28 Caller Yes.

1:14:29 Caller That should be the part of the survey.

1:14:30 Adam Really?

1:14:31 All American Rejects Gag reflex on the balls?

1:14:33 Drew Again.

1:14:34 Adam Why don't you work the balls in? Yes. Again.

1:14:36 Drew Again, the guys are going to be just happy that you're there. That's it. Period.

1:14:40 Adam I like a little gag reflex.

1:14:43 All American Rejects Thank God he said it.

1:14:45 Adam Just because I want them to, well, I like the idea of them suffering just a little bit. Other, that's me.

1:14:51 Drew It's a size issue too.

1:14:52 Adam It's a size issue. Yeah. Like I want, you know, like I want when we're having sex, I like to slow down. You know, I like to, I like to, I like to take it easy. You know, I like a little of that. You're hurting me. I like that.

1:15:04 Drew You know what I'm saying?

1:15:06 Adam No, just, I just, I don't want, I don't, you know, I don't like this one. Are you in? You know what I mean? That's a slap in the face right there. That is a slap. Still not over that. Still not over that, Drew. Shane?

1:15:22 Yeah?

1:15:23 Adam Yeah. Drew Everett?

1:15:24 All American Rejects No.

1:15:25 Adam Shane, you got kids back there?

1:15:28 No. I'm in the dorm room.

1:15:30 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:15:31 All American Rejects Righteous.

1:15:31 Adam You have a Germany or Florida for us? Yeah, I do.

1:15:35 This 19-year-old guy was with his friends and talking and he turned around abruptly and he walked into a radio antenna of his car and the antenna went up his nose almost four inches, pierced his sinuses and entered his brain coming to rest in his pituitary gland.

1:15:52 Drew Oh my God. Yeah. That by the way is not, that is like when the, this is the kind of ER speak people have. Right.

1:16:00 Adam The guy has a bowling pin up his ass and he says he tripped and landed on it.

1:16:05 Drew Precisely.

1:16:05 Adam Right.

1:16:06 Drew The aerial antenna of a car halfway into your cerebral cortex that somebody crammed it up there.

1:16:12 Adam Well why? What do you think? He did it because it was high and did it? No.

1:16:15 Drew I think when people get in like gang battles and stuff like that, they're like, this is like...

1:16:18 Adam They don't put car antennas up your nose.

1:16:21 All American Rejects Did the static like arouse them? Since it hit his pituitary gland.

1:16:25 Adam Let's say Germany or Florida.

1:16:27 All American Rejects Germany.

1:16:28 Adam You say Germany.

1:16:29 All American Rejects Florida. I just want to say it because that's why.

1:16:33 Adam I don't think they have as many in Germany. I think they have less in Germany. Let's just go...

1:16:41 All American Rejects I said Florida and everybody else is Germany.

1:16:43 Adam What about...

1:16:44 All American Rejects You said Germany.

1:16:46 Adam Let's just go Germany because we haven't had Germany in a while. It's getting too easy with this Florida all the time. All right? Germany. Germany, Shane.

1:16:55 It's actually Florida.

1:17:00 Adam We can't have...

1:17:01 Drew What does that mean?

1:17:02 Adam What did you say?

1:17:02 Drew What does that mean?

1:17:03 Adam Cut of beef.

1:17:03 Drew I want to know what that means. What does that mean?

1:17:06 Adam Was it you?

1:17:08 Drew What does that mean?

1:17:09 All American Rejects What are you turning into, buddy?

1:17:11 Drew Shane?

1:17:13 Adam Shane hung up.

1:17:14 Drew I cut it. He made the story up. Probably is what that is.

1:17:18 Adam No.

1:17:18 All American Rejects That was a good story, though.

1:17:19 Adam No, that could happen. I just, you know, I think the cars in Germany have the antenna built into the windshield more so than hanging out. BMW, Porsche. Think about it. You don't see anything on there, do you?

1:17:34 Drew Just think about the anatomy. I think to get to the pituitary, you have to go through here, not through here.

1:17:39 Adam Not through the nose? Drew, again, spectacular radio pointing at places on his face. Never gets old for him. Never gets old. All right. I would argue that's a certain kind of stupid, Drew. Brian?

1:17:52 Hey.

1:17:52 Adam You're 21?

1:17:54 Caller I am.

1:17:55 Adam What's up?

1:17:55 Caller You want to know my question?

1:17:57 Drew Sure.

1:17:57 Adam Drew's looking in his book. You can't get there, Drew.

1:18:00 Drew Yeah.

1:18:01 Adam Go ahead, Brian.

1:18:02 Caller No, I just want to know why I've never had a wet dream.

1:18:05 Drew Smoke a little too much pot.

1:18:07 Caller No, never.

1:18:08 All American Rejects Do you?

1:18:11 Adam Four years?

1:18:13 Caller In Utah, been Utah five years, I'm a Mormon, and hate the religion, but that's why I'm moving to Arizona to party with Drew.

1:18:22 All American Rejects To get away from it all.

1:18:23 Drew You were smoking for a while there, right?

1:18:25 Caller Actually, I wasn't.

1:18:27 Adam You weren't?

1:18:28 Drew That's the funny thing.

1:18:29 Adam That's right. What about, hey, what do you Mormons do for Halloween? You able to do anything? You just have to sit home.

1:18:37 Drew Come on.

1:18:38 Caller It's snowing up here right now, but the funny thing last year, they actually had Halloween on like a different day. It was crazy.

1:18:46 All American Rejects How do they do that?

1:18:47 Adam What do you mean they had it on a different day?

1:18:49 All American Rejects How is that possible?

1:18:50 Caller They like had it in the daytime so kids wouldn't get like hurt and stuff.

1:18:54 All American Rejects Yeah, but it was still Halloween.

1:18:55 Adam Yeah, but are Mormons cool with that? That whole Halloween thing? You are?

1:19:01 All American Rejects Yeah. You know what's funny is every time a kid would come before dark to our house, it was like he was dressed up as Moses or Paul, like it was a biblical thing.

1:19:12 Adam Yeah, it's interesting. I didn't know. See, I know certain religions aren't down with Halloween. They think it's a pagan thing where people like worshipping the devil and fire and stuff and they get all weird about it.

1:19:23 All American Rejects Just candy.

1:19:23 Adam But I figured, I figured Mormons would be one of those groups. What do you think it is? Jehovah? Jehovah's Witness? They didn't do anything, right? They don't give presents. I think my parents may have been Jehovah's Witness without even knowing it. Is that possible?

1:19:38 Drew They would be a good case study to see if it's possible.

1:19:41 Adam Never celebrate anything, never give any good gifts. Could have been, right? Maybe that's their thing. I had no idea. I should learn to respect that.

1:19:48 Drew No, no. Let's answer Brian's question here.

1:19:50 Adam What was his question? Oh, his wet dream question? Brian?

1:19:54 Caller I was wondering, well, I'm also diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, which is like a woman's disease.

1:20:01 All American Rejects Yeah, but you could have a dream about a chick.

1:20:03 Drew No, no. No, no, no, no. It means that you have to really have been a trauma survivor to get a borderline diagnosis in a male, right?

1:20:11 Caller And I don't know.

1:20:13 Drew Was it sexual abuse?

1:20:14 Caller I think I may have been raped because I have perfect teeth marks on whatever my penis is. I don't even know if you can say the other word on whatever radio. I asked the doctor right before I went into the Air Force, what are these marks on my penis? And he's like, those are teeth marks. Perfect teeth.

1:20:34 Adam No, they're not.

1:20:36 Caller You should take a look at them.

1:20:37 Drew You a Mormon?

1:20:38 Adam I would like to see that.

1:20:40 Drew Whatever.

1:20:41 All American Rejects Dude, those are teeth.

1:20:42 Drew But having a borderline personality is a pretty serious diagnosis for a male, particularly. That means maybe some trauma and it also means you've been on medication for a long time and that will affect your sexual functioning and trauma will affect it and maybe you're compulsive. He says what?

1:21:00 Caller That no medication will work.

1:21:02 Drew For borderline?

1:21:02 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:21:04 Drew No medication will work well, that's true.

1:21:06 Adam Really?

1:21:06 Drew They're all on medicine because they're trying to get some kind of stent.

1:21:09 Adam How about a little aloe to get rid of those teeth marks?

1:21:12 All American Rejects I don't know if he doesn't look down at that every time. How often do you please yourself?

1:21:19 Caller I'm going to say about two or three times a day. Even though it's strongly not advised in my family.

1:21:27 All American Rejects Once you drain the bean bags, there's nothing to come out when you're sleeping.

1:21:31 Adam That's right. That's what the doctor always says.

1:21:33 Caller The funny thing is, I mean, I can't look at porn when I do, but my dad is an emergency room doctor and he just lost his job for looking at porn at work when he has three computers at home.

1:21:43 Adam Really?

1:21:44 Caller Yeah. That's a good fact.

1:21:46 Adam You sound kind of giddy about the whole thing. Yeah, maybe he'll lose the mortgage and won't be able to pay it and you guys will be out on the street.

1:21:54 Caller He lives in a $1.5 million house now and he's losing it too. He yelled at me.

1:22:02 Adam Okay, buddy. Hold on a second.

1:22:03 All American Rejects Whoa. I thought you were just talking about wet dream, man.

1:22:07 Adam Hold on one second. See, we had to get back to them, didn't we, Drew? Okay, Brian's got us some stuff going on.

1:22:13 Drew It's energy.

1:22:14 All American Rejects That exploded.

1:22:14 Drew That's borderline personality.

1:22:16 Adam I would love to get to the bottom of the teeth marks on the joint, Drew.

1:22:21 All American Rejects At least the bottom teeth, if they're perfect, too.

1:22:23 Adam I'd like to find out, really. And by the way, is there ever a perfect set of teeth marks on you, Dork? I would argue never. Nothing perfect about that scenario.

1:22:33 All American Rejects Just the little teeth.

1:22:34 Adam Brian.

1:22:35 Caller Yeah.

1:22:35 Adam All right, let's try to focus for just one moment, please, OK? There's teeth marks on your penis.

1:22:45 Caller I'll take a picture of it.

1:22:48 Adam That's cool. Just focus. Focus, focus. You don't want to take a picture of it. Actually, I know it sounds redundant. Let's focus on the word focus for just one moment. Could we do that? So you focused on focus?

1:23:09 Caller Yes.

1:23:10 Adam Now, the teeth marks are scars?

1:23:15 Caller True.

1:23:16 Adam True. Yes, they are.

1:23:17 Drew Good focus.

1:23:17 Adam Good focus. How deep are they? Jesus. I mean. Which direction do they go? Are they sideways?

1:23:24 Drew Circumferential.

1:23:24 Adam Well, let's say your penis was a sub-sandwich.

1:23:28 Drew So we take a bite out of the side of the sandwich or the end of the sandwich?

1:23:33 Caller Like right underneath the head, straight across.

1:23:35 Drew Like somebody took a bite out of the end of the sub-boy sandwich.

1:23:38 Caller From left to right.

1:23:40 All American Rejects Like they just wanted to get the peppers.

1:23:42 Adam Hold on a second. It's one of the beauty, one of the cornerstones of everyone that calls this show is you try to use every ounce of brain you have to lay out a very simple sort of visual explanation of something and they always go another direction. So if your penis was a sub sandwich would the bite be out of the end out of the tip or out of the side of it that go from left to right across the end of it across the end of it hamburger or hot dog.

1:24:11 Drew No, not sort of but they screwed that up. They screwed it up.

1:24:17 Adam But that's that's not bad. It's not bad at all.

1:24:20 Caller Brian just like he took a bite of my penis at the tip at the tip.

1:24:27 All American Rejects He he took a bite.

1:24:28 Adam How do you know it's a he?

1:24:30 Caller I think it was a female but I don't know. I've known it ever since.

1:24:34 Adam Why did you why did you say why did you say he if you thought it was a female?

1:24:38 Caller I don't know who it was so I'm confused I guess.

1:24:41 Adam Okay and that's on it's just on the nad side of the head.

1:24:46 Caller Yeah right under it.

1:24:48 Adam And right under it but not on top.

1:24:51 Caller On top.

1:24:52 Drew Around all the way around.

1:24:53 Caller Yeah like he took just on top.

1:24:56 All American Rejects Right.

1:24:57 Drew All the way around.

1:24:58 All American Rejects Just get a tattoo.

1:24:59 Adam Hold on it's either it's first it's just under the head then it's on top and that's it where is it all the way around is it on the top and the bottom.

1:25:10 Caller It's just on the top the front teeth the front just just on the top.

1:25:14 All American Rejects Does it look like a straw after you bite it all?

1:25:16 Adam I see what he said just under it he meant. Yeah. You a Mormon? Thanks Drew. And the okay this is a horrible thing.

1:25:32 Caller So let's go ahead.

1:25:33 Adam Brian look here's the I'm glad you're happy. I'm glad you're happy about your dad being dismissed from the hospital. You need to there's no medications aren't going to help him.

1:25:43 Drew Stay in therapy.

1:25:44 Adam Therapy. And then what about this Drew? What about diet? What about exercise? What about meditation? What about what about you know classical music and long walks?

1:25:54 Drew All good.

1:25:54 Adam All right.

1:25:56 Drew I'm just stay out of relationships for a while.

1:25:58 Adam What's what's what's bad strobe lights and house music speed strobe lights and like raves that bad long walks and good classical music classical music. Tchaikovsky.

1:26:10 All American Rejects Just don't look down man.

1:26:11 Adam All right. We'll take a quick break. All American Rejects is there. We'll be right back.

1:26:16 Caller Love Line on 94.7 NRK.

1:26:42 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. Dr. Drew got a little emergency page from the hospital. He's returning a call.

1:26:51 All American Rejects We got five marks on somebody.

1:26:53 Adam Tyson and Mike are both here from The All American Rejects. Jack Black and the Tari's in here, amongst others, next week, Drew?

1:27:00 Drew Yeah.

1:27:00 Caller All right.

1:27:01 Drew Bianca Kalich, also next week? I thought I'd see if anybody knew who that is. That's good. Bianca.

1:27:10 Caller Drew, don't do that.

1:27:10 Adam How many times have we ever done? We do that. Drew, how many times have we had this guy? Jason Bateman? No way.

1:27:15 Drew He was here a couple of nights ago.

1:27:16 Adam True. That's intense.

1:27:17 Don't do that. Let's talk about that.

1:27:19 Drew You got to, what about?

1:27:21 Adam Here's what happens every time. Here's what happens every time. Okay. Now it's going to get ugly. But we got some names that come in on the show, and then we got some people that aren't names. Next week, we got Jack Black. That's a name. That's a good name. We have the Tari's. That's a good band. People know that band. Then we have Bianca Kalich from Rock Me Baby. It's coming in about 113 out of 117 over on the UPN show over there. Now, here's what Drew does because his instincts are horrible. I think he's passive aggressive, but I don't know. It may just be pure stupidity. I'll go ahead and plug the couple of names and then say, Amongst Others, and Drew always stop and mention the name of the person that I didn't want to mention.

1:28:06 Drew But you remember.

1:28:07 Adam Then we got to get an explanation of it. The problem is you don't know anything. Then shut up. That's all you got to know.

1:28:13 Drew No, that's right. You're right.

1:28:14 Adam All you got to know is you're looking at a name up there. You don't know what it is, right? Do you know Jack Black?

1:28:19 Drew Yeah.

1:28:19 Adam Yes, you do. You've heard of the Ataris?

1:28:21 Drew Yeah.

1:28:21 All American Rejects I'm actually good.

1:28:22 Drew But just because I don't know the other name doesn't mean anything.

1:28:26 Adam But you didn't hear me mention it, did you?

1:28:27 Drew That's right.

1:28:27 Adam That's your cue, buddy.

1:28:29 All American Rejects I think the man knows. The man knows for that, Dan Cortez.

1:28:33 Adam Dan Cortez.

1:28:34 All American Rejects Didn't he do sports? MTV Sports.

1:28:37 Adam And he's going by Dan Cortese now or something like that. And by the way, you can't change your name. It's midstream. This doesn't work. I know. I tried with the Ace Rockolla. Remember that?

1:28:48 All American Rejects Prince did it, man.

1:28:50 Adam It just didn't work.

1:28:51 Drew Just never worked. Prince.

1:28:52 Adam He did it.

1:28:52 Drew Prince. That's what we call him.

1:28:54 All American Rejects Don't even say that's not the same.

1:28:55 Drew That's what we call him, Prince.

1:28:57 Adam Yeah. If it was working, you'd go, did it. Corey? Yep. You're 15? Yeah. By the way, I know he's never going to do the show and he doesn't care. He doesn't listen to the show. But I got to be one of the only people that absolutely hates Prince. I hate it. I think he's just a pompous, arrogant, self-centered piece of ass. And I hate his music.

1:29:19 All American Rejects But the ladies love him.

1:29:21 Adam The ladies love Prince.

1:29:22 All American Rejects And he can mow on the guitar.

1:29:23 Adam Go back and listen to some of that Prince stuff. And it does not stand up very well. It just, it just, it just bothers me.

1:29:33 All American Rejects By the way, you can buy Prince's greatest hits.

1:29:37 Adam I can't stand Prince. And I hate his music.

1:29:40 Drew Corey, 15.

1:29:41 Caller Yeah. I got a Florida or Germany for you. An army, a general from the army leaves the army, gets work in a hospital. They fall in love with a girl who dies. He raids her tomb, digs up her body, rebuilds her general organs in this car. Germany. Germany.

1:29:57 Drew Germany.

1:30:00 All American Rejects Can you tell that a little more creepily?

1:30:02 Drew How does he rebuild her genital organs?

1:30:05 Caller He was a doctor.

1:30:06 Drew He was a general or something.

1:30:11 Caller He was an army general, but he left the army, got work in a hospital.

1:30:15 Adam Dr. Drew, you could whip up a quick snatch if you had a sewing kit, a lampshade.

1:30:20 Drew Speaking of quick snatch and kit, we were discussing creating something like that, a quick snatch kit.

1:30:24 Adam All right, so I'm going. This is Germany. I got to go Germany.

1:30:29 Drew Likewise.

1:30:31 All American Rejects Florida.

1:30:31 Drew Corey.

1:30:32 Caller It's a German general in a Florida hospital.

1:30:35 Adam Oh.

1:30:41 All American Rejects That's tough.

1:30:42 Adam I think he technically may have us. Yeah. Florida. Well, you know the guy is German. Yeah. Yeah, because this is the work of a German, by the way. Floridians, too stupid to reconstruct anything. They couldn't build like a cabin out of popsicle sticks, much less a vagina.

1:31:05 All American Rejects Of course.

1:31:07 Adam But I do think that's out of Florida. The story is out of Florida.

1:31:13 All American Rejects With a German tie.

1:31:14 Adam Dave? Yeah. You're 19. What's up?

1:31:19 Caller I am.

1:31:19 Caller I had a question.

1:31:21 Caller Basically, I've never had sex, but I've gotten far too many blow jobs for my own good, if that's possible. And basically, I was wondering if I was at the risk of any, like, or basically what I was at the risk of, because I have friends always telling me, like, blah, blah, blah, you're going to have this, you're going to have that. And it's kind of scary.

1:31:39 Drew Well, probably.

1:31:40 Adam Oral sex?

1:31:41 Drew Well, you can get the same STDs from oral sex that you can get from Well, the general intercourse.

1:31:45 Adam Did these dudes have diseases? Oh, not dudes? Definitely not dudes. I'm confused now. Animals. Now you're, yeah, you're, you're fine.

1:31:58 All American Rejects Well, you, you can get, here, buddy.

1:32:00 Adam Now, here's the thing, Drew. The, the party line is you can get the same thing you can get through intercourse, but as a guy who's receiving It's less.

1:32:10 Drew Well, for, for the viral stuff, but you, but syphilis, no problem, gonorrhea, no problem.

1:32:14 Adam No problem. Same intercourse?

1:32:16 Drew If, if they've got it on, in their, in their throat.

1:32:19 Adam Well, do, do you get syphilis and gonorrhea in your throat? Where do you normally get it? In the crotch area?

1:32:24 Drew You get it wherever the contact is.

1:32:26 Adam If I'm, if I'm going to build myself a vagina.

1:32:28 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:32:29 Adam I, I don't, I don't build that in.

1:32:30 Drew The snatch kit?

1:32:31 Adam I use the snatch kit. I do not build the gonorrhea in. That's an option.

1:32:35 Drew Or you, you have it sort of a little stick on STD, so you learn to identify them in the real thing.

1:32:41 Adam Interesting.

1:32:41 Drew The snatch kit. Interesting. The disease snatch kit.

1:32:43 Adam Interesting.

1:32:44 All American Rejects The little Post-it warts.

1:32:46 Adam Yeah.

1:32:47 Drew Yeah.

1:32:47 Adam I like the guys who put the gunshot stickers on their motorcycle helmets and gas tanks. That's nice. Suggested to have been shot at. It's a good luck. And, you know, anyone who has a car that's been riddled with bullets knows how much more it will bring on the open market.

1:33:02 Drew And how tough they are.

1:33:03 Adam It's a nice shot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're done. Oh, we're done? You can't go to her. I'll tell you, Biggie Smalls, boy. I'll tell you, he had one of those cars that had to be... Oh, maybe that's a real bullet hole. I gotta look into that, Drew. It's a good look anyway you want to look at it. All right. We're gonna take ourselves a quick break. All American Rejects in the studio. We'll be right back. Well that's the show. Next week, Jack Black, the Ataris and who, Drew? Others.

1:33:55 Drew I'm not allowed to say.

1:33:56 Adam Oh, go ahead, buddy.

1:33:57 Drew But I will remind you that you didn't mention All American Rejects when you reviewed what was coming up this week.

1:34:01 Adam How dare you?

1:34:02 Drew Oh, get them guys. Go get them.

1:34:05 All American Rejects Well, too bad it's at the end of the hour that we talk about this.

1:34:09 Adam Drew, first off.

1:34:10 Drew Just teasing.

1:34:11 Adam Thank you. And secondly, I plugged All American Rejects probably 10 times.

1:34:14 Drew Of course you did. Of course you did.

1:34:16 Adam Well, the band believes you. Don't do that.

1:34:18 All American Rejects It's good. I don't believe you, Adam.

1:34:20 Adam No, we're cool dudes.

1:34:22 All American Rejects He's a boxer, man.

1:34:24 Adam Look out. You guys are drunk. It probably takes both of you.

1:34:27 All American Rejects Yeah.

1:34:27 Adam All right. All American Rejects, All American Rejects, MSV. Thanks a lot, guys. I want to thank Tara Don't Call My Tar Goddam for doing the phones theoretically all week. I want to thank Brian for doing a great job with the phone. Skinny Mini Brian for doing a great job on the phones. I want to thank Chris, engineer on location, doing a great job. Junior, junior, producer Lauren for doing a wonderful weenie dog type job on the show this week. And I want to thank producer Ann for booking big names like...

1:35:00 All American Rejects This is worse than Sinatra.

1:35:01 Adam The All American Rejects and Jack Black, so on and so on and so forth. And of course, the Magic Finger Ones, one engineer, Anderson.

1:35:09 Drew She's writing something else up.

1:35:10 All American Rejects Whatever.

1:35:11 Adam Until next time, oh yeah, yeah, we have Adrienne from No Doubt coming in here along with What's Her Nose from Bow Wow Wow. Yeah, big time.

1:35:20 Drew Is she still around?

1:35:21 Adam Yep. So until next time, this is Adam Crow for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo. Let's go, buddy. Let's go for the trifecta. We're going for the hat-trick, Chuck.

1:35:33 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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