Episode 1000574660127

0:52 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:00 Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:05 Voiceover That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, Ethan Embry, and Peter Facinelli are both here tonight from the new movie Stealing Time, which is coming out tomorrow. This movie has Jennifer Garner in it. That's cool.

1:25 Like a little bit.

1:26 Guest Like very little.

1:27 Like she got cut out.

1:29 Guest She was in it for a second.

1:31 Adam Because I remember when Fair Fawcett was really hot and Channel 5 would rerun Logan's run and they'd say, starring Fair Fawcett. She was in the movie for like four seconds. But that's what you do. You get a big name in there. Not that you guys aren't.

1:46 Drew And Peter worked with Bill Bellamy.

1:47 Adam Big names.

1:50 Guest And he's the big guy.

1:51 Guest I'll tell you, I love that fast lane. Way to go, B.

1:56 Adam Way to go, B. I love that fast lane, because they had a GT40, a Golf GT40, in the first episode.

2:05 Guest That was fun to drive.

2:06 Adam And then they flipped it. But I noticed-

2:08 Guest It was just a shell.

2:09 Adam Yeah, as it was flipping in slow motion, I kept T-voing and going nuts and noticed the exhaust wasn't right on it. So I was drunk, but I still went insane. No, not at that time.

2:22 Guest That was a beautiful car.

2:23 Adam Yes.

2:24 Guest They let me drive it around the track. It was insane.

2:26 Adam They let you drive. It was a replica, right?

2:29 Guest The replica, yeah.

2:32 Adam Hey, but the replicas are 125 grand. You know, some monocoque chassis with everything.

2:37 Guest They did have one, autographed one that was a real one that they actually, they used for some of the shots with the stunt double actually drove that one around. He drove me that, he drove that one around with me.

2:48 Adam Bitching, huh? Yeah, all right. I'm gonna stop talking about the GT40 and the Fastlane, but I do miss Fastlane. I love that show. Thank you. And so, oh, so let's talk about the movie. What's it about? How's it work? What's going on?

3:01 You want to take this one, Peter? No, you go ahead, after you.

3:04 Guest It's four friends out of college, and basically they're all eager to get their lives started and they realize that their lives aren't going that well. And my character ends up finding out that he has a brain tumor and he doesn't have much time to live. So all these hopes and dreams that he had all these plans of doing actually gets cut short and he has a very small amount of time to do the things that he wants to do. So his shortcut of doing these things is actually robbing a bank. So he tries to convince his other three friends Who aren't dying. Who aren't dying to rob a bank although they don't know that he's dying so they just think he's crazy. But then when he convinces them that their lives are crap you know it all starts to.

3:51 Like a good friend usually does.

3:52 Guest Like a good friend usually does. You know I put up a pretty good argument.

3:56 Adam I do once in a while you see a movie that inspires you. Like you just start thinking why you drew this ant on your shoulder. By the way I don't know if it's the same ant. Well it's not anymore cause I just crushed it.

4:08 Drew There was one here last night.

4:09 Adam Crushed it with my powerful hands. But oh yeah, they can lift 7,000 times their own weight. I can still crush them. I kill them with a shampoo bottle. Big deal, I'm not impressed. If 7,000 times your own weight is the weight of a Q-tip, not impressed. That's the way I work. But here's the thing. And does anyone ever really document that? Everyone, ants are so strong.

4:35 Guest You should do a study on that.

4:36 Adam Look into those ants. There was a single ant crawling on my coffee mug last night. No, no, two nights ago. And then last night there was a single ant on my right shoulder, just the same as it was on your right shoulder.

4:50 Guest They have something called Raid now. It's in a can and you can just spray it.

4:54 Adam I know, I know.

4:55 Guest You don't have to crush them with your bare fingers anymore.

4:56 Adam I can though. I'm so powerful.

4:59 Guest You've got that Kung Fu grip?

5:01 Adam I have, I got my ass kicked by a moth once, but other than that, I've never lost to an insect.

5:06 Drew But that was Mothra, to be serious.

5:07 Adam That's true. I was thinking about Mothra the other day and I thought, you Japs couldn't come up with a better villain than a moth? It's a giant moth. Everyone's scared of moths. Everyone's scared they're gonna swallow it, but they're not scared it's gonna kill them. You ever heard of Mothra? You guys don't know Mothra, you're too young to know Mothra. Drew, you know Mothra.

5:29 Drew Of course.

5:29 Guest You just gotta point a big light somewhere.

5:31 Guest Yeah, attract the Mothra.

5:32 Guest And it'll start beating its head into the light.

5:34 Adam We must build a porch light that's 70 stories high.

5:37 Drew And then there was the turtle.

5:38 Adam That was Rodin.

5:39 Drew Rodin.

5:40 Guest Okay, you guys are losing us now.

5:42 Adam All right, let me explain something. You know Godzilla, right?

5:45 Guest We know Godzilla.

5:47 Adam Godzilla.

5:47 Guest With Matthew Roddick, right?

5:51 Adam Godzilla had, after a while Godzilla had to fight, well, he fought Mothra, was a big flying moth. And then he fought Rodan, which was a turtle that spun around.

6:05 Drew He fought a dinosaur at one point too, remember that one?

6:08 Adam Well, they were the gargantuan.

6:09 Drew That ankylosaurus kind of thing with the tails whipping.

6:12 Guest This is all one movie or is this like a whole chain of-

6:14 Drew No, this is a genre, yeah.

6:15 Guest This is like Godzilla one through 50s.

6:17 Adam This is the evolution of Godzilla. And then eventually, that Godzuki, his son was introduced.

6:27 Guest Now wait, was Godzuki born or was he like in a pouch? Like a kangaroo?

6:30 Adam That's the whole thing.

6:31 Guest Was there like a Godzuki hanging out of a pouch?

6:35 Adam I was waiting for Ted McGinley to make an appearance on Godzilla eventually, which is like they have to keep going, they have to start spinning the stories off into love triangles and a son we never heard of. And like, who the hell is Godzilla's son? And was he humping another Godzilla? Like, how do you get a son? He didn't have a wife or anything. There's no Mrs. Zilla. Well, anyway, you guys should see Gatsuki. I'm going to find you guys.

7:00 This is always my favorite part of the show, because there's some guy in Minnesota who's been on hold for two hours wondering why he has oozing lumps on his penis. And you guys are talking about...

7:10 Adam Yeah, of course he's like, I'm going to find you guys Rodin and Gatsuki and Mothra during the break. On the computer. Yeah, Drew, you go find it on the computer.

7:20 Drew Right now.

7:21 Guest I'd like to see pictures of Gatsuki.

7:23 Adam I'll tell you something.

7:23 Guest Do you have any on your wall?

7:24 Adam Do you know, I have some in my car. I could run out and get those. You know, Chris Carter, the wide out dude.

7:31 Guest X-Files, right?

7:31 Adam No, no, different Chris Carter. This one's the wide out for, it used to be for Minnesota for a long time. Now it's on inside the NFL. Hall of Fame, gonna be Hall of Fame wide receiver?

7:40 Drew I know.

7:40 Adam Chris Carter? Don't you guys gotta get back in your bubble at some point here? I mean, all the stimulation, all the information, the light, the germs. Don't you guys need to get back in the cocoon?

7:50 Drew He was about to have rice.

7:52 Guest Hey, I thought it was, I knew one Chris Carter.

7:55 Adam You're right, you're right. That's the, all right, we're gonna, I'm gonna show you that Chris Carter looks like Gatsuki. That's my point. I'm gonna show you a guy you never heard of looks like something that I've never heard of. And it's gonna be impressive. This is why I couldn't get laid, by the way. This was every day that I ever went, Gatsuki? No, no, I don't know Gatsuki. Pablo?

8:18 Yeah.

8:19 You're 15. 15.

8:20 Yeah, I was just wondering why. When I whack off, you know, just to a girl in school, you know, she, she usually just stares at me when I go and she just questioned to me, why am I doing it to her? But- What?

8:33 Adam Do you know Gatsuki?

8:37 Guest I don't cure all your problems.

8:38 Is this why you're at school or is this after school?

8:41 This is after school when I'm home, you know.

8:42 Adam This is bogus.

8:44 No, seriously, I mean, they just-

8:46 Guest He sounds sincere.

8:48 Adam He sounds retarded, but that's not the same as sincere, yeah.

8:52 Drew Tell me, what is your question exactly?

8:54 Well, I just want to know if girls know when the guy's whacking off to them.

8:57 Drew Yes, yes.

8:58 Guest If you stare at them.

8:59 Drew No, they don't. How would they know that?

9:00 Adam No, well, it's like a mother knows when a child is in trouble.

9:03 Drew How would they know? They're like rabbits, yes.

9:05 Well, I mean, I've done it before, but you know.

9:07 Drew How would they know, Pablo? Come on.

9:09 They would stare at me, you know.

9:11 Drew How would they know?

9:13 By staring at me.

9:14 Adam How do they, what do you mean they stare at you?

9:16 Guest Staring in the room, watching you.

9:18 Adam They would know if they're in the room, yeah.

9:19 Drew Are you wanting medication or anything, Pablo? What medication?

9:23 I forgot the name.

9:26 Adam He's an idiot.

9:28 Drew I don't know the name.

9:29 I mean, I take it, but I don't know the name.

9:31 Drew All right, do you ever have, like, Xyprexa, or you want Xyprexa?

9:34 Oh, yeah.

9:35 Drew It's Xyprexa?

9:36 Adam Yeah.

9:37 Drew Okay, so you tend to get ideas about people thinking about you or the TV talking to you, things like that.

9:45 Adam I don't know what's wrong with this phone. It's our phone system, screwed up. But you think Pablo's for real and Pablo's really picturing this stuff. Yeah, and he thinks-

9:54 Drew It's our ideas of reference.

9:55 Adam That when he beats off, thinking he goes to school the next day, they somehow know.

10:00 Drew Like they can hear his thoughts.

10:03 Guest Or maybe he's just Catholic and he has, like, Catholic guilt. And he's sitting in the corner and he's looking at the girl and she's glancing at him and he's like, she knows.

10:11 Adam Pablo's a Jewish name. No Catholic with Pablo. That's Jewish.

10:20 Drew He wouldn't be on Zeprecha for guilt.

10:21 Adam Godzuki, Jewish name, Catholic name.

10:23 Guest Pablo and his brother, Jesus.

10:25 Adam Yeah.

10:25 Drew So Pablo. Are you there?

10:28 Yeah.

10:29 Drew Yeah, so do you get ideas like that where you think people can hear your thoughts or the TV's speaking directly to you, things like that?

10:36 Well, I mean, I don't know, but you know, I don't know if I'm paranoid or not.

10:40 Drew Well, it's not, it's kind of a paranoia, yeah.

10:42 Adam Medication adjustment, yeah.

10:44 Drew The medicine is right and keep taking it and talk to the doctor about these ideas you have, these feelings you have, all right? Cause that medication will actually take those away.

10:51 Adam Believe me, they don't know. They don't know.

10:53 Guest Are you Catholic problem?

10:55 Drew If they knew, if they knew, Adam would be, think, imagine me with your arrest record.

11:01 Adam My sister's friends would just...

11:04 Guest I'm Catholic, I have Catholic guilt.

11:05 Adam There'd be like a class action lawsuit against you.

11:08 Drew All your girls, your sister's friends, all the kids in North Hollywood.

11:11 Adam Beaten off to me 17,000 times. That's a lawsuit, isn't it?

11:15 Guest Yeah, it's a class action.

11:16 Adam Right, yeah. We haven't talked to anyone like Pablo in a while.

11:23 Drew Psychotic, not so clearly so, yeah.

11:27 Adam What do you do with a guy like that? You just watch him?

11:29 Drew Medicine.

11:29 Adam Medicine, and watch?

11:32 Drew Yeah.

11:33 Adam Hey, but good times, right? Alex?

11:38 Yes.

11:39 Adam You're 21?

11:41 Caller Oh, first of all, it's a pleasure to talk to y'all. And I do know about all the Godzilla movies. My favorite is Megalon, where they drive that little Ford Festiva import car down like 20,000 steps.

11:55 Adam Do you know Mothra?

11:57 Caller I know Mothra, yeah.

12:01 Adam Have you been to Godzilla? Do you know Godzilla?

12:04 Caller I know of, but I haven't really sat down and watched them.

12:07 Caller And I'm only 21.

12:09 Caller How old are your guests on the show?

12:11 Adam Oh, they're 14 and 50. Godzuki blows smoke rings. He doesn't have fire. He can only come up with smoke rings. And you know Rodan, the turtle?

12:21 Drew Yeah.

12:22 Adam I'll tell you, because no bigger nightmare than a turtle and a moth pairing up. You know what I mean? That's a nightmare. You got a turtle and a moth coming after you.

12:32 Drew End of the world.

12:32 Adam End of the world.

12:33 Guest What kind of weapon is smoke rings? It's unclear. Is that like Aquaman? He has no powers. He can just swim with fish.

12:39 Adam As we've learned from Rob Reiner, secondhand smoke, first rate killer. 50 something thousand Americans died.

12:46 Guest He's turning him slowly.

12:47 Adam As a doctor.

12:48 Drew Every minute.

12:49 Adam Every minute. 50 thousands and thousands of Americans died from second hand smoke.

12:52 Guest Cigarettes is a form of suicide.

12:54 Adam First rate killer. Smoking. It's like committing suicide over a six year period.

12:59 Guest All right, Alex?

13:01 Caller Yes.

13:01 Yes.

13:02 Adam All right, so you have PTSD?

13:04 Caller Yeah, I was just diagnosed with combat related PTSD.

13:08 Adam That's a post-traumatic stress disorder.

13:10 Drew Right.

13:11 Adam And you were in Iraq? What were you doing over there?

13:15 Caller Well, it's kind of, it's a long mixed up story. Mostly like inventory stuff.

13:21 Drew Infantry?

13:22 Caller Right.

13:23 Adam He said infantry and inventory. Which wouldn't be a bad troop to be. A little shooting. A little stacking.

13:31 Drew Stocking the shelves?

13:33 Adam Stock some shelves, shoot some Iraqis.

13:36 Drew And were you in heavy combat?

13:39 Caller Not so much heavy, but we were involved in shootings and stuff like that.

13:47 There were a few things going on.

13:51 Caller My question is, I'm on a bunch of different medications now that my doctor's experimenting with and the thing that they're saying is that I should stop drinking altogether. I turned 21 in Iraq and so, you know, I'm 21, I like to go out and have a few brewskis with the guys. But one doctor says that anything that I drink is gonna be abusing alcohol and the other one says that it's gonna have adverse reactions. It's like whoever I talk to, there's different responses.

14:26 Drew They're all telling you not to drink. Not to do it, that's right.

14:30 Caller I mean, not just don't do it. They're saying completely no. You know, if I ask, well-

14:35 Adam Well, Drew's gonna complete the trifecta by telling you not to drink.

14:39 Drew Let me ask, let me try a different angle with you. Is there alcoholism in your family?

14:44 Caller It's possible that it's on my dad's side. I've never heard yay or nay on it.

14:48 Drew So if you also have that gene, one of the great ways to activate the disorder, if you're genetically prone, is a post-traumatic stress disorder.

15:00 Adam Oh yeah. All right, hey listen, can you get booze in Iraq?

15:05 Caller Not officially, but.

15:07 Guest They don't have Iraqi beer?

15:09 Drew So I'm interested in what medicine's on, but it's all right.

15:11 Adam You wanna know? I know it's gonna take a while to get it out of him. He's one of these big, big breathy guys. But like everything, every time he asks someone, and we talk to these people all night, every time you ask them a question, you think they're gonna break in a song. You know where you go like, can you get beer? Let me tell you, but then the question doesn't go anywhere. Everyone who calls the show is Bob Dylan. What medication are you on, Alex?

15:39 Caller I'm on Zaprexa, Sirtuline, Tenolol and Trazodone.

15:47 Drew That's a pretty interesting company. You're pretty strung out, pretty wired up, huh?

15:51 Caller Yeah.

15:53 Adam So Alex, God bless you for going over there and doing the Lord's work. Not Allah's work, the Lord's work. You hear me, Allah? And listen to your doctors, listen to Drew, and the booze is not going to be a good way for you to go.

16:06 Drew It will definitely interact with those medication and it could be the start of something really serious.

16:10 Adam You say the booze for me and Mothra. All right. Let's, we got to talk to a chick. Oh my God.

16:16 Drew You want that?

16:17 Adam That's a horrible call, abducted and beaten by gangsters.

16:20 Drew Oh my God.

16:21 Adam I want some big jug calls. By the way, who do I got to blow to get a big jug call on this goddamn show? Every night I beg for some big jug calls. I never get any. Drew, how many big jug calls?

16:32 Drew Don't worry, they're not hearing you now either.

16:34 Adam I know, but how many big jug calls we got in the last year? Three? Yeah. There used to rain big jug calls on this show.

16:40 Drew Ever since Minka, you sort of hit, you sort of fell out of bed.

16:44 Adam Number one Asian big boob queen?

16:50 Guest Is that like-

16:51 Adam She knows Mothra and Gatsuki. And oh, she knows Gatsuki. She's probably made a movie or two with him.

16:59 Drew She used to play tennis.

17:01 Guest She used to.

17:02 Adam Don't play tennis no more. God bless you.

17:09 Who is number one?

17:11 Guest Drew, Minka's number one.

17:13 Adam All right.

17:15 Drew Take Loria.

17:16 Adam You want to go too? Lora?

17:19 Yes.

17:20 Adam What's up? You're 21, yeah. 21.

17:23 Caller I gotta say, I love you guys to death.

17:26 You're great.

17:26 Adam Thank you. Thank you.

17:28 Drew Where are you calling from?

17:29 Caller I'm calling from Georgia.

17:31 Drew Where?

17:33 Caller Atlanta.

17:34 Drew Atlanta area?

17:35 Caller Carrollton, it's about 30 miles or 30 minutes outside of it.

17:40 Caller It's the State University of West Georgia.

17:42 Drew What's going on?

17:44 Caller Okay, so here's my question. I've been dating my boyfriend for about a month now and when he gets sexually aroused, he starts producing lubrication and it's pretty much like pre-cum.

17:59 Drew No, no, no, no, wait, that's what that is, yeah, yeah. Well, guys don't lubricate. Prostatic secretions serve the function of lubrication but that's semen basically.

18:10 Adam You get pregnant from it.

18:11 Drew Yes.

18:11 Caller Yeah, well, we don't have a problem with that.

18:16 But it's like immediately.

18:18 Caller I mean, he has an erection and it's immediate.

18:21 Drew He's got a weak gasket, I guess, Adam.

18:23 Adam Yeah, well, that's him. How old is he?

18:26 Caller He's 18.

18:28 Adam And he's 18? You're 21? Yeah.

18:31 Drew Good times, huh?

18:32 Adam Yeah, that's what you do when you're 18. He's probably surprised someone is touching him. It's exciting. Are you his first girl?

18:41 Caller No, no, he's, I think I'm number four.

18:44 Adam Mm-hmm, all right. And is this gonna last? It's kind of weird. You're 21 and 18. Like, you know, 21 year old girls date 27 year old guys. I mean, you're not three years off. You're like 10 years off. You know what I'm saying?

19:02 Drew It's good times. It's fine.

19:03 Caller He's a mature 18 and he's a good guy, so.

19:07 Mm-hmm, all right.

19:08 Drew We give it our seal of approval. So what's your question about him, about his gasket?

19:12 Caller Well, I was just wondering how normal it is. And on a side note, if...

19:17 That's pretty normal.

19:19 Caller You know, he dries up a little bit. He can actually, like, tense his muscles and force more to come out.

19:25 Drew Yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some guys really leak. It's like they will put out the equivalent of an ejaculate in the...

19:32 Adam Over the course of that time?

19:33 Drew Yes.

19:34 Adam That's a class move, by the way, when you get up from a date and you get a big spot in your pants.

19:39 Drew Yeah, and if they squeeze their perineum, they're just pushing out the little bit that's really in the tube.

19:42 It turns out, it depends on how turned on you are, too. Sometimes a little more.

19:46 Drew So we have somebody in the room here that definitely has the problem, you see?

19:48 Yeah. That's not a problem.

19:50 Guest That's a problem if nothing's coming out.

19:52 Drew That's called shooting blanks, the manliness.

19:53 Adam Yeah, he likes you.

19:54 It's a good thing.

19:56 Caller Well, also, I don't know if it's related or not, but him being 18 and considering that when we first had sex, he hadn't had sex in about four months, and I was expecting a short night, and he lasted for about an hour and a half.

20:12 So yeah, there you go.

20:14 Guest So what's the problem?

20:16 Drew Don't think for a second.

20:18 Caller I'm not complaining.

20:19 Drew Okay, just because he hadn't had sex in four months doesn't mean Seaman wasn't reigning forth.

20:23 Adam Yeah. Yeah, let's see. What's four times a day times four months?

20:27 Caller It's a quickie. He never has quickies. So I was wondering if that was kind of related to it or not.

20:33 Adam No, I, listen.

20:34 Drew Not that I've ever seen. What do you want? I don't, not that I've ever seen.

20:37 Adam You want me to start dating him? All right, he's a good guy.

20:41 Drew It's good, you're fine.

20:42 Adam Hey, but watch out, you're gonna get pregnant.

20:44 Drew Yes, keep that morning after pill around, will you please? Do you know what that is? Get them, put them in your medicine cabinet just in case that condom breaks. He'll have, whether or not he's ejaculated, he'll have had enough emitted to do the job.

20:56 Adam Yeah, cause that stuff is fortified with...

20:59 Drew Ten essential vitamins.

21:02 Adam It's got a lot of sperm in it, right?

21:03 Drew Yes, it sure does.

21:04 Adam It does?

21:05 Drew Yes, it does. Well, there's actually a debate about it, but when you...

21:08 Adam You can't figure that out?

21:09 Drew Certainly some men, yes, it's fortified. It's just, you can't tell for a given male whether it's a fortified.

21:14 Adam I don't got anything going on.

21:15 Guest That's why pulling out doesn't always work for people. Because of that...

21:19 Drew But Adam's got the tight gasket thing.

21:21 Adam I got a great gasket.

21:23 Guest Not me, Drew just brushed my leg and I'm...

21:28 Adam I heard the... I wasn't sure what that was. I was just shifting in his knee. Drew, you shouldn't have touched his knee.

21:33 Drew I didn't mean it. It wasn't intentional, I sure did.

21:35 Adam Okay, all right. Look at this doctor. He's got a slow hand. Craig?

21:40 Caller Yo, what's up? Okay, I've got something to add to your Godzilla talk.

21:44 Adam Yes.

21:44 Caller You left out Ghidra, the three-headed monster.

21:47 Adam Yeah, but was it Ghidra? I don't think it was Ghidra.

21:49 Drew I've got it on the computer.

21:50 Caller Oh, it was Ghidra.

21:51 Adam Was it Ghidra? I thought it was Hydra.

21:53 Caller Oh, maybe it's, maybe I'm pronouncing it wrong.

21:55 Adam Oh, you're pronouncing it the wrong way.

21:57 Guest In Japanese, it's Ghidra. Right. But I think in American, it's Hydra.

22:01 Caller What about, what about Gatsuki's Japanese, like kid friend?

22:04 Do you remember that?

22:07 Caller They ran around in the forest while Godzilla kicked ass or whatever.

22:09 Adam I just, I can't dig that deep into the Godzilla movies. I was already trying to convince the boys that Gatsuki really exists. Wonderful. All right. I don't know. Thanks there, Greg. Yeah. Forgot about Hydra. That's the three headed monster.

22:26 Guest And does that spit fire? Is that just Smokey too? Smokey the Godzilla.

22:31 Adam Let's see. I think Hydra, one of the heads was really, oh geez, I just pulled an ant off my head, Drew. Yeah, I pulled it off my goddamn forehead. What is this? I'm done with ants. Can we just, look, can we just agree by the way, roaches, ants, rats, can we just make a move on these critters and just knock them out? You know what I mean? I mean, I know there's all this sort of food chain BS where you screw up this and it screws up that, but what about the predators? But who the hell needs ants, roaches and rats?

23:04 Guest Somehow it would probably make our race extinct if you did that.

23:07 Adam I don't know why, but here's the deal. Our grandkids, kids' kids may be extinct. We would be living in a roach and rat free environment. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm willing to chance that. It's gonna take several hundred years.

23:21 Caller You know what I mean?

23:22 Adam So our grandkids get screwed. Big deal. We don't have ants crawling on our foreheads when we're trying to do radio shows.

23:28 Guest That's true, cause it takes so much effort to crush it with your two fingers.

23:32 Adam Well, I can easily do it. And as you noticed, I crushed Drew's ant with my left hand and I crushed my forehead with my right hand.

23:41 Guest I have that kind of crushing ambidextrous man.

23:44 Adam I have that kind of crushing power in both hands.

23:46 Guest That's why I'm sitting all the way over here.

23:48 Adam Yeah, I got an enemy name like God's Adam or something. What's his special strength? He can crush things that are a millionth his size. Yeah. All right, let's take ourselves just a little break. Drew, did you find anything yet? Do me a favor and you'll find Godzooki.

24:07 Drew It's a band or something.

24:09 Guest You know what, in another life, you're gonna come back as an ant.

24:12 Guest And I'll crush myself.

24:13 Guest And someone's gonna crush you.

24:15 Adam I think that already happened, really. There were my parents. Peter Facinelli's here, Ethan Embry here. Drew sneezing his ass off and looking for Godzilla over there. Stealing time, naming the movie. Out this Friday, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

24:39 Every hour, two Americans under the age of 25.

24:41 Guest Hey everybody, it's Loveline.

24:46 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Peter Facinelli, Ethan Embry, both here tonight from Stealing Time, coming out in the theaters tomorrow, Friday, October 3rd. Drew spent the last five minutes looking for gatsuki and could find no gatsuki for you. No gatsuki for you.

25:06 Drew Nothing.

25:07 Adam Drew, you're really a college boy, huh? You just couldn't find gatsuki, huh?

25:14 Drew Did you see what I was having to dig through there? Give me 10 minutes, I'll do it.

25:18 Adam I'm a nuts and bolts guy. I swing a hammer, I roll my sleeves up, but I wasn't some college nerd like you, couldn't find gatsuki. It's disappointing.

25:25 Drew I know, I'm ashamed. I am.

25:27 Adam I think Ethan and Peter are a little kind of let down.

25:30 Guest I wanted to see gatsuki.

25:31 Adam You did, right? I could tell. You're a little let down, Ethan?

25:34 Caller I'm not that excited about it to begin with.

25:36 Adam He's just keeping, he's being strong for you.

25:41 Drew One Y chromosome in the group here.

25:43 Adam You find gatsuki, Drew. Yeah, of course. Then don't come back until you do.

25:46 Caller Did you just call me a little girl?

25:51 Adam Thank you. Kate?

25:54 Hello?

25:55 Adam Kate, you're 20?

25:57 Caller Yeah.

25:57 Adam Wait, the Y is the dude chromosome, right? Yeah, he's got the one Y. Okay, good. What's up, Kate?

26:07 Guest I don't know, I just, I've been having some problems with my boyfriend lately and I think it's because I can't really figure out what he wants from me because I try, no matter how hard, I try to like be loyal to him and to show him that I love him. He still doesn't trust me and that's like the worst part about the whole one.

26:33 Drew Where did the lack of trust, does something happen?

26:34 Adam Well, let's just forget about that. Let me say what it says on the screen. Abducted and beaten by gangsters, moved home, got raped.

26:42 Guest I've been through, my life is pretty crazy for a 20 year old. I graduated high school, where I used to model in high school. And then graduated high school and I did really well with my grades and everything. And I went to Oxford for two trimesters. They do it in trimesters in England. So I was there for about eight months. And I was at school in South End and on my birthday, I was abducted by four gang members and beaten. And I was left for dead in a parking lot in Gary. And it really, it messed me up because I had amnesia for two months. And I was blind in my right eye for a month. And I don't know, it was just a really crazy time.

27:28 Adam Well, all right, well, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You graduated high school at 18.

27:36 Guest Yes.

27:37 Adam You went to Oxford.

27:39 Guest Yes.

27:39 Adam In England. You went to school there for a couple semesters or trimesters.

27:45 Drew That's some sort of high school program.

27:47 Adam Well, she graduated high school, right?

27:50 Guest I graduated high school. This is, I was at university.

27:53 Drew You enrolled at Oxford as a school time student?

27:56 Guest Yes.

27:57 Drew Why'd you come back?

27:58 Guest I was major, I took three, triple major.

28:01 Drew Why'd you come back?

28:03 Guest Because I went over there and basically I graduated in high school, packed up two of my suitcases and left. I got to England with nowhere to live, and I ended up just living in a youth hostel for two weeks. Then when I moved into the house that I lived in, September 11th happened and that really bothered me because a lot of my friends after high school went into the US forces and they were being sent off. It was really freaking me out. So I just ended up and I had a scholarship to other schools back in the United States, so I just came back.

28:39 Drew Where did you go in the South Valley?

28:42 Guest Notre Dame.

28:43 Drew You went to Notre Dame.

28:44 Adam What was your triple major at Oxford?

28:47 Guest Sociology, Art and Architecture and Film Production.

28:52 Adam Hold on a second. We got to talk.

28:53 Drew That doesn't make sense.

28:54 Adam How do you, first off, can you have a triple major your first year of college, your first trimester of college? You announced you have a triple major.

29:03 Drew I didn't want to dissect this one.

29:05 Adam Okay. But there's something going on here.

29:06 Drew Yes.

29:07 Adam Now, it's not lying out now, but there's some holes in the story. Not bogus.

29:14 Drew Might be the head injury.

29:15 Adam Could be the head injury.

29:17 Caller She seems a little scattered.

29:18 Adam Yeah. Could be because of what happened.

29:20 Guest She's had so much trauma, but she's just talking about the one boyfriend problem. That's why she called in for, this guy's not giving her the love that she wants.

29:28 Adam This may take a while. Do you know, Kate?

29:31 Guest After what happened at Notre Dame, I came back to Evanston.

29:34 Adam So hold on a second. Around where I live. Kate, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Do you know Godzuki?

29:43 Guest Yes.

29:43 Adam You do, you know of Godzuki?

29:45 Guest I actually sat in Godzilla's hand at Universal Studios.

29:49 Adam And you're familiar with Godzuki?

29:51 Guest Yeah.

29:52 Adam That 20 year old who suffered a brain injury, you know, Godzuki, you too, you too, big time movie stars, never heard of him. All right, so listen, Kate, so you came back, you're going to Notre Dame, it's your 19th birthday. And on your 19th birthday, you're abducted by gang members.

30:12 Guest Yeah.

30:12 Adam Where are you when you're abducted?

30:14 Guest I was at a birthday party being held for me. There were like 70 of my good friends, like a bunch of my good friends, and like all the people in the house were people that I knew.

30:24 Adam All right, so you're at your own?

30:26 Guest I just went outside to smoke a cigarette, and it was just by chance that this happened.

30:30 Drew By chance?

30:31 Guest There's like a drive-by abduction, or was it people that were invited to the party?

30:34 Guest It was random, South Bend is the most, it's a, I'm sorry, but I hate it. It's a disgusting place, it's not safe at all.

30:41 Drew And then they took you to Gary?

30:44 Adam So they abducted you, hold on a second. You're blowing a butt out front of the party. They come pulling up in their car.

30:52 Drew With the guns drawn or what?

30:53 Guest They had an old suburban, like I really don't remember very much.

30:56 Adam Right.

30:57 Drew Okay.

30:57 Adam And they throw you in the car and they drive you to Gary.

31:00 Guest I don't remember any of it at all.

31:03 Adam And then they.

31:04 Guest I guess they had given me liquid G's, what they told me, because when they gave me, I think what saved me is that I had my period on my birthday and they woke up, I know this is kind of disturbing, but it proves that I wasn't raped because I had still had a tampon in when they found me.

31:21 Adam Well, a lot of guys will put that back. That's something my father taught me many, many, many.

31:27 Guest And everything and they, you know. Right.

31:32 Adam So yeah, they didn't rape you.

31:34 Guest No, but they just beat you.

31:37 Adam And they dropped you for that. Dumped you, left you for dead in some parking lot in Gary, Indiana.

31:43 Guest Some girl found me and drove me back to South Bend. Like I had no idea who I was and I, they stole.

31:50 Adam Hold on a second. If somebody would have been severely beaten and left for dead in a parking lot, would you pick them up and drive them a couple hundred miles back to their house? Or wouldn't you just call the cops?

32:05 Drew We're going in for this one.

32:06 Adam Yeah, we're in. This could spill into Sunday Night Show.

32:10 Guest It really could.

32:12 Adam I know. And you know, I'll tell you the thing about talk radio. Here's the cardinal sin of talk radio is to talk to anyone for more than 28 seconds. Like all our program director ever tells us, tells me to shut up and then tells us to take more calls, take more calls, take more calls. Ironically, we're adding to the length of this call with my take more calls conversation. And if you listen to other talk radio shows, they're always like, hey, what's wrong? What's going on? Okay, I'll tell you, I disagree. Bob, you're on line five, you're on the hotline. But, I don't know.

32:39 Guest You're trying to help people.

32:41 Adam I don't even care, but I'm just interested. Like, I gotta know.

32:45 Guest It's like a bad car wreck, you just gotta stop and watch.

32:48 Adam This is a crazy, crazy story.

32:50 Guest You're over here rubber-necking, okay, go ahead.

32:51 Adam How far is Gary from South Bend?

32:55 Guest It's 45 minutes, it's about 30 miles.

32:57 Drew What prompted this woman to pick up and drive you that distance?

33:02 Guest She was an angel.

33:04 Adam I know, but why didn't she take you to the hospital or call the cops?

33:07 Guest I don't know, she should have.

33:11 Adam Well, maybe she hasn't gotten her wings yet. Okay, so anyway, now you're having trouble with your boyfriend. Do you come from any chaos?

33:22 Guest No, I've just, well, I've had kind of a crazy life just for being 20 years old.

33:27 Adam Sure, but I mean, you're family of origin, any alcohol, violence?

33:32 Caller How long you been going out with this guy?

33:34 Guest A little bit over a year.

33:36 Drew Are you having persistent neurologic problems?

33:40 Guest Well, what do you mean by that? I'm having problems because he doesn't trust me for no reason.

33:47 Drew Maybe one of the neurologic residual problems is impulse control problems. That's one of the things that happens when people have been smacked in the head is they can't contain their impulse as well. And maybe he sees this or maybe he's more aware of it than you are and it scares him.

34:01 Guest But I'm very, I actually, I've completely, I've focused on my education and focused on our relationship. And there's no, there's no, there's absolutely no reason for it.

34:12 Adam Well, let me, let me ask this. All right, look, if, if, if he doesn't trust you for no reason whatsoever, then he's a bad guy. You should get out of the relationship.

34:22 Caller A lot of the times you'll, you'll, you'll put off, like if you've cheated on somebody, if you've been unloyal, you'll displace that on your, you'll say, I can't trust you. And you'll take it out on the person you're with.

34:34 Adam Yes.

34:34 Drew That's right.

34:35 Adam Yes.

34:35 Guest That's what I was wondering is because it's, it's kind of fishy to me because it all started just because I was in a room at school where I, well, I came back to, I'm at culinary school now because it's closer to where I live.

34:48 Adam This chick's got range.

34:54 Drew Sociologist chef.

34:55 Guest What is the logical irony?

34:56 Adam How old is this guy?

34:58 Guest He's 20.

34:59 Drew And he found you in the room with who?

35:01 Guest I was in a room at school. They were just like, we're just hanging out in a room. And this guy that raped me the beginning of this year, he pulled me into the bathroom.

35:14 Adam The rape, the rape guy. Chef, chef repair.

35:19 Guest The mushrooms.

35:21 The first post-excerpt.

35:24 Adam Wait a minute. There's an, this, the guy who raped you is also at your culinary school?

35:30 Guest Yeah, because after I came back from South Bend, I came here.

35:37 Drew And got raped.

35:39 Guest Was that the first time you've been raped? Or have you been raped before?

35:42 Guest I've a couple of times before.

35:44 Drew A couple of times before. So you, come on, you had been sexually abused, Kate.

35:48 Guest Yeah.

35:49 Drew All right. We asked you about that at the very beginning.

35:51 Adam Then I asked you like three days ago if the family was good and if there's alcoholism or abuse, and you said everything was great.

35:58 Guest No, everything was great.

35:59 Adam Except for the sexual abuse, right?

36:02 Guest Not by anybody I love.

36:04 Drew Yeah, but...

36:05 Adam Well, who sexually abused you beside Chef...

36:10 Drew Rip Air.

36:11 Guest It was just at school, at boarding school, and I was a junior in high school and a bunch of my best guy friends, they all...

36:19 Drew Why did your parents send you to boarding school?

36:23 Guest I wanted to go to boarding school because four of my best guy friends said that to me.

36:29 Adam Okay. Hey, listen...

36:31 Drew Seriously.

36:32 Adam You gotta see a psychiatrist.

36:33 Drew You're gonna have more trauma, more victimization. You've got head injury, you've got mood issues, you've got impulse control problems, you've got judgment issues, insight issues. I mean, you've got tons and tons of things going on here, and you're an abuse survivor that is probably the core issue in all of this. Please, I understand intellectually you're doing well and you're pursuing a career or whatnot, but if you do not take care of these psychiatric problems, this will all be derailed.

36:56 Adam I was just picturing a sign at the culinary school that says, you know, days since last rape, like those work accident signs, you know? 22 days. That would be a funny sign just to put up, you know, a 286 days since last rape, you know, just like put it up, just put up like this.

37:17 Caller Rape free since January 99.

37:20 Adam People are like, what the F stuff with the sign? You're like, 228 days. I think that's a pretty good run. I think that's a pretty good run. We don't include weekends. Those are work days. All right. OK, something huge was going on with Kate. As something huge, there's always something going on.

37:38 Guest Well, that was worth some time on that. We uncovered it.

37:41 Drew But when she said I was raped two more times, that was it. That's sexual abuse, period.

37:44 Adam That's the only thing that does.

37:46 Caller Gangbang, they're all of her best friends. Can you say gangbang on the radio?

37:50 Adam No. I mean, yes. Drew, I'm now. I feel ants on me.

37:55 Drew I need to take a bath. Shower.

37:58 Adam I'm going to come with you.

37:59 Drew It's a combination of ants and Kate's story.

38:00 Adam I can't wait. Let's go. The super special ones. All right. Peter Facinelli, Ethan Embry, here tonight from Stealing Time. Hey, if you're not too busy getting raped, go out and see it tomorrow night. Well, Ethan loves rape. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody. Peter Facinelli is here along with Ethan Embry, both from Stealing Time coming out tomorrow night, or tomorrow day, I should say. And in-wide release, yes, it's everywhere.

38:50 Caller It's limited everywhere. New York, LA.

38:54 Caller Little art house movie.

38:57 Adam Chicago, perhaps.

38:58 Caller Fly to LA and see the movie.

39:00 Drew But then it's going to get wider release after it steals everyone's heart.

39:05 Adam Stealing their hearts.

39:08 Guest Or Blockbuster, whichever. If you don't go see the movie.

39:14 Adam You can go to stealingtimethemovie.com if you want to find out more about it, more about the people that are in it, and where it's playing. All right, so, ooh, got a Fastlane question here. I should take that one. I love that Fastlane. You got a Fastlane question for Peter?

39:38 Yeah, I was just wondering if Fastlane was ever going to hit the air again, and if not, is there ever going to be a DVD?

39:44 Guest No, it got canceled, and I don't know if they're going to do a DVD the first season. I mean, it'd be cool.

39:50 Adam Well, it seems like you should. I mean, the show was so expensive. I mean, each episode seemed, I mean, just the stunts and the cars, and the, I mean, we were just talking about this. With Bill Bellamy earlier in the week, but it just seemed like every episode was like a mini movie. I mean, it must have been, what? Do you know what the budget was?

40:12 Guest It was in the mid $2 million range, I think. Yeah, it was pretty, it was probably the most expensive show I think Fox had. I think it's one of the reasons why it didn't come back. It just was getting really close.

40:26 So, we never got to find out what happened to Billy. After you guys did all that work with the diamonds and whatnot and that crazy lady captured Billy or whatnot, we never got to find out or?

40:37 Guest Um, yes.

40:38 Adam Yes, you will.

40:39 Guest I don't think you'll ever find out, no. Tiffany's fine. She's living in LA.

40:46 I was talking about the series.

40:48 Guest No, I know. No, that's, you know, that happens and it kind of sucks, but no, I'll never know either.

40:58 Adam What about Gatsuki?

40:59 I don't have no idea.

41:02 Adam No Gatsuki?

41:03 Guest Is that on DVD, Gatsuki?

41:05 Guest Oh yeah, I'm sure you can find it.

41:07 Guest You can't even find it on the internet.

41:08 Adam I truly can't find it. Plus, I'll find that on the internet if I have to. Grant? Yahey, what's up?

41:17 Caller I'm doing pretty good. I just have a question real quick. My girlfriend and I have been together for about two and a half years. We're almost there. She just turned 21 on Monday. We've been having sex pretty regularly, about once or twice a week probably. I'm just curious, is there a way that you can decrease the time between times when you're ready to go again for a guy, for myself?

41:44 Drew For a 19-year-old? Do you want to restore erection or do you want to ejaculate again? You should be able, a 19-year-old should be able to get erection within a few minutes.

41:58 Caller Yeah, you know, I thought that too. It's never really been a problem. I mean, we've been able to go back to back a couple times, but it's not consistent.

42:08 Drew Spend a little more time in between your sessions and that will help store a little heavy padding.

42:14 Adam How long does it take for you to orgasm the first time?

42:20 Caller I'm not going to say I'm like a Superman by any means, but I don't know, usually 10 minutes or so, maybe 15, depends on kind of our mood and what pace we take it, stuff like that.

42:32 Adam Then you bounce back 20 minutes later?

42:35 Caller Yeah, yeah, it's sometimes it's quick.

42:38 Adam That's not crying me a river, buddy.

42:39 Drew There's new Viagras out there, I was reading about that today.

42:42 Guest It's pretty neat, it's 19.

42:44 Drew Impossible.

42:45 Adam Bust a nut and 20 minutes later gets a new boner.

42:47 Drew I need to get smoking a lot. I miss the chirping, so let's try Lisa here. I sense, I feel chirping coming.

42:57 Adam Drew, do you want, is it your is it my job to explain every goddamn thing on this show or you just go with the cryptic chirping conversation?

43:05 Drew I assume anyone listens to the show with any regular Don't assume anyone listens to the show.

43:10 Adam And what about our guests?

43:12 Drew Listen, all night long hear people who smoke alarms, batteries need to be changed. They live with the chirping of the smoke alarm constantly in the background of their life for years.

43:24 Guest People are weird.

43:26 Adam No, they're stupid. It's not so much weird, it's just stupid.

43:29 Guest It takes so much effort though to change the battery.

43:32 Guest I'd rather listen to the chirping.

43:34 Adam I figured out that women are incapable of handling anything above their head. They can't get the light bulbs. They can't change 9 volt batteries. It's the smoke detectors on the ceiling and women just stare at it. They can't figure it out. It's like hanging a banana for my monkey cage. There's no blocks to build with. They just stare at it. They go nuts. Hey, Lisa?

43:57 Caller I made a big mistake and I think that after listening to you guys for so many years I shouldn't have, you know. But I had unprotected sex with a bisexual guy back in June. And he called me tonight and said he found a bump near his rectum. he went to Planned Parenthood and they found it there.

44:23 Adam Could have been a raise in that that happened to me once.

44:25 Caller What did they say?

44:26 Caller A little roid maybe?

44:28 Drew What is the bump?

44:30 Caller They're getting it checked. I was curious if it is genital warts and if that somehow spread to me would I be able to confidentially like it?

44:43 Why?

44:45 Drew Is dad walking in the room or something? There he is.

44:50 Adam He caught the tail end of anal warts. That's great. That's why.

44:56 Guest I told Drew to do this many times.

45:00 Guest Confidentially too.

45:01 Adam The Nazi war criminals that kept the cyanide tablets, they just kept them in their cheek. If they were captured, they just chomped down on them and that was it. They knew it was going to be an unspeakable death. Drew.

45:12 Drew Cyanide, I've got it in the back of my mouth right now.

45:15 Adam I'm telling you because one day, four or five years from now, you turn the corner, you look in, you just see the back of your daughter's head of a pool man with his pants down and you just chomp, you just bite down on it. You're out before your head even hits the ground. You just go down.

45:32 Drew We had a couple of years ago with the woman who was talking to us about anal sex and then she starts saying good night to her mom and her father, Father McCaffrey.

45:41 Adam Yeah. Do we still have that call?

45:44 Drew I wonder.

45:45 Adam Are you kidding?

45:46 Drew Anderson, mine.

45:47 Adam Are you high? We don't have anything on the show. Please. Hi, Drew. What are we going to do?

45:52 Drew We got to take a break.

45:53 Adam We got to take a break? Who are we going to talk to when we come back?

45:55 Drew Samuel.

45:57 Adam Drew, do you ever get tired of doing horrible radio?

46:01 Drew I'm offering it to you to...

46:03 Adam I said who are we going to talk to?

46:04 Drew And I answered.

46:05 Adam Samuel. And I wasn't looking.

46:06 Drew And I thought you were wondering which call we were going to so you could read what's up there. But I'll tell you what's up there. Sam is worried about consuming semen. He's gay and he's worried about the STD risks.

46:17 Adam All right.

46:17 Guest Fair enough.

46:19 Adam Dealing Time, name of the movie, Ethan Peterbuth here. We'll take a quick break. We'll talk to Samuel after this.

46:25 All right, guys, here's the deal.

46:27 Caller Look in the hook up, call the Dateline.

46:29 Stick a waste in time with the wrong person, call the Dateline. One call is all you need to make.

46:33 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:34 1-877-889, date.

47:07 Guest Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam.

47:09 Adam That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Peter Facinelli, Ethan Embry, here tonight. Stealing Time, name of the movie, in semi-limited release starting tomorrow, Friday. You can just go to stealingtimethemovie.com and find where it's showing and who's in it and all that stuff. And then you can, while you're at the computer, you can find Gadzuki, because he's driving us nuts. Started the show with a Gadzuki talk. The boys here had never seen Gadzuki. Drew, you know Gadzuki, yes?

47:47 Drew Of course.

47:48 Adam Can you see him in your mind's eye?

47:49 Drew I just remember him blowing those little smoke rings.

47:51 Adam Blue smoke rings, yeah. I have to show Peter and Ethan Gadzuki, otherwise I'm gonna have to go home with them.

47:58 Drew And show them at home.

47:59 Adam And show them, I'm gonna have to get on their computer.

48:01 Guest You're gonna show us your Gadzuki at home, okay.

48:04 Adam I got one of those dribbling Gadzuki's too, my lead. I got a bad gasket. It's just I'm gonna make my life work to let you guys see Gadzuki, cause it's driving me insane. I found him, I had someone find him at work on the computer, Drew, it's been an hour now, can't find Gadzuki.

48:19 Guest No, what a funny. Does Gadzuki really represent you, Adam?

48:22 Adam He's, I think I even have a Gadzuki lighter. Gadzuki's Godzilla's kid, and...

48:29 Guest Is he half the size of the regular Godzilla?

48:32 Adam He's even smaller.

48:33 Drew He's sort of awkward and kind of fumbles around and knocks things over. Yeah.

48:36 Caller Weren't they all kind of awkward though? I mean, the animation back then, they were all really awkward.

48:40 Adam This is not animation. This is...

48:42 Caller But it's that weird claymation thing.

48:44 Adam It's a foam rubber suit.

48:46 Drew It's somebody in a suit.

48:46 Adam Those guys were in suits, yeah.

48:49 Caller So it's not even like that David and Goliath claymation.

48:51 Drew No, no.

48:52 Adam They're foam rubber suits crushing miniature villages. Gadzuki, Godzilla's son, My Moby Dick. That's what I've decided. I've become like Captain Ahab. I'm obsessed now with Gadzuki. I'm gonna hunt him down. Samuel?

49:09 Caller Yes?

49:10 Adam You're 18?

49:11 Caller Yeah, and I have a question for Dr. Drew.

49:15 Adam Don't believe it already. Don't believe it.

49:18 Caller Yeah, my question is that I've been with my boyfriend since I was 15.

49:22 Adam Yeah.

49:23 Caller And I'm 18 right now. And when we have our sex, I wanna know if it's bad for me if I eat has come or live or whatever.

49:33 Adam Hold on.

49:33 Drew You're gay.

49:34 Caller Yeah, I'm gay.

49:37 Adam Now I'm-

49:38 Drew Intrigued.

49:39 Adam Yes. Are you Hispanic, Samuel? What are you?

49:44 Caller Black.

49:45 Adam Black?

49:46 Caller Yeah.

49:47 Adam Interesting.

49:47 Caller Where do you live?

49:48 Adam In a Mexican neighborhood?

49:49 Caller No, in South Central.

49:51 Adam South Central. It's a beautiful place out there, by the way.

49:55 Drew Well, yes. Yes, there's certainly, there's added risk to swallowing. A hepatitis.

49:59 Adam What about eating?

50:01 Drew Eating or whatever, any form of consumption through the mouth.

50:04 Caller What if you cook it on pasta?

50:06 Drew Yeah, cooking is probably okay.

50:08 Guest Would cooking kill some germs?

50:09 Adam Yeah, it would.

50:10 Caller It'd be kind of like egg whites, wouldn't it?

50:12 Adam Hey, Samuel?

50:13 Drew He's getting quite a picture here.

50:16 Adam You've been eating the same sperm for three years now?

50:20 Caller No, I never done it. It's gonna be my first time, that's why I'm calling. I want to know what risk do I have if I do it?

50:29 Drew Well, you risk it.

50:30 Adam I'm just, I'm all over it. I'm all over my ethnic stereotype map here. I can't figure out this stuff.

50:35 Caller He does sound kind of like a, yeah.

50:37 Drew Anyway, AIDS, hepatitis, those are the things you need to worry about if you're consuming. So it saves sex. Safe sex practice includes oral sex. So you wanna use a condom?

50:46 Adam I just use a, I just put a Ziploc bag in my mouth and use it like a liner. Basically, I use my mouth like a trash can at a dentist's office, you know what I mean?

50:56 Drew Trash compactor.

50:57 Adam Throw it in there. Yeah, crushing ants with my bare hands.

51:00 Caller Found a picture of Gatsuki.

51:01 Adam You found Gatsuki?

51:02 Caller Yeah, and you gotta go to amazon.com and look up Godzilla's Revenge. Aha! And there's a, go to the larger picture. You can see him in the background.

51:11 Adam You kids are gonna get your first taste.

51:13 Guest I wanna see it.

51:14 Adam Prepare to be dazzled. Both of you.

51:17 Guest And you said Gatsuki was you've built him representative of your Moby Dick.

51:22 Adam He is my Moby Dick.

51:23 Guest He's half of the regular Godzilla.

51:26 Adam Less, I would say less than half.

51:28 Guest So you're less than half of the man.

51:31 Adam He blows smoke rings. And he's cute.

51:35 Drew He's cute.

51:36 Adam Laura.

51:37 Drew Accidentally knocks buildings over as opposed to his dad.

51:40 Adam You're 22, what's up?

51:43 Caller Oh nothing. I actually just had a question for Peter and Ethan.

51:46 Adam Yeah. All right.

51:47 Caller If that's okay? Okay, cool. I'm just love Peter, you are like the best, first of all. Sorry, I'm kidding.

51:54 Caller What am I, chop liver?

51:56 Caller No, you are too. My, actually I have a twin sister and she loves you Ethan. She's like obsessed with you.

52:04 Drew Look at her types.

52:05 Guest What am I, chop liver?

52:07 Caller No, I, okay.

52:08 Guest No, that was Peter, that was Peter, I was joking.

52:12 Caller Okay, well anyway, I just first of all wanted to ask how, if you guys are good friends, because you guys are both in Camp Hollywood together.

52:21 Adam Yeah.

52:21 Guest Yep. We met on a movie called Dancer Texas and we spent some time in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas. I drove them to the hospital so we could get on a On an airplane to see the birth of my baby.

52:35 Caller We drove them to the airport so we could go to the hospital.

52:38 Adam Laura, I talked to them both separately, unbeknownst to them. Peter considers them close friends. Ethan just said their acquaintances. So, for whatever that's worth, I'm sorry I had to bring that up on air. But I do it every time we bring two guests into the show. Let's not, let's just keep moving forward. Let's put it behind us. Laura? Any other questions? You're married to Jenny Garth?

53:08 Guest Yes, sis.

53:09 Adam I didn't know that.

53:10 Guest Yeah, we have two kids. Yeah, a six-year-old and a six-month-old.

53:16 Drew She was on this show 12 years ago.

53:18 Guest Really?

53:19 Drew Yeah, at least 10 years ago.

53:21 Adam Well, it was before I was here, right?

53:23 Drew Before you were here, I think it was in the poor man days. I think it was good 12 years ago. It was actually like the first year of 90310.

53:31 Guest It was 90310 back then, now it's 90310.

53:35 Adam I like that show and I like Melrose Place too. Listen, I completely, I know it sounds like a major league puss here, but I think there's plenty of room for that kind of stuff on TV. I love that stuff. Yeah, I love this sort of drama and the soap.

53:52 Drew Daytime dramas.

53:53 Adam Yeah, it's good looking people.

53:54 Guest Apparently there was no room for Fastlane though.

53:57 Adam I had room in my heart for Fastlane.

53:59 Drew Good looking people frolicking.

54:00 Adam Yes, still and now there's an empty space.

54:03 Drew There's not been much frolicking.

54:04 Guest Well, that's why I'm here to fill that void.

54:05 Drew It's Baywatch got to push the law.

54:07 Adam Yeah, no frolicking, no backstabbing, no cat fights, you know what I mean?

54:11 Caller You're right.

54:12 Adam I miss that stuff.

54:13 Caller We have the news for that now.

54:14 Adam Yeah, I guess so, but it's it. No one looks that good. That's the problem. All right, Chris, did you find Gatsuki yet?

54:20 Guest What did he say to you?

54:22 Caller Godzilla's revenge.

54:23 Guest Godzilla's revenge.

54:24 Adam All right, let's keep it rolling. Drew, you know what I feel like on this show? You know, we feel like we just entertain ourselves sometimes. It's a like.

54:35 Guest With the ants, with the circus of ants we have in front of you.

54:38 Drew With whatever, guys.

54:39 Adam With whatever gets put in front of us. We just started making games up.

54:43 Guest You can start a whole ant circus.

54:45 Adam Anything but talk to screwed up dudes.

54:46 Drew We're like prisoners.

54:48 Adam Elisabeth.

54:49 Drew Isolation.

54:50 Adam Elisabeth.

54:51 Drew Hi. Year 24.

54:53 Caller Yeah. Year 24. I'm going to explain a short situation for you real quick. Me and this guy were having intercourse for probably about a good four months off and on. We knew each of us would have other relationships with other people.

55:13 Drew Translation.

55:14 Caller He, he, he, yeah, he wasn't that Indian.

55:20 Caller Basically, basically I was home base both in our both ways. Like we wanted to, when we wanted to call upon each other to hang out with each other.

55:28 Drew Yeah, but that's because that's the rules.

55:29 Adam You would have gladly been his girlfriend, but he didn't want that.

55:34 Caller No, actually I didn't want a boyfriend.

55:37 Adam Right. After you found out he didn't want you for his girlfriend.

55:41 Caller No, because I'm really not into trying to commit to anybody right about now. I'm more on a, back in 98, I went with a guy that was for like six years, I guess. And he went to jail for raping a 14 year old.

55:59 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

56:03 Caller What?

56:04 Caller I had been raped before.

56:05 Caller Yeah, of course.

56:06 Drew Not raped, sexually abused, then raped.

56:09 Adam Where's your horrible dad?

56:12 Caller My dad is not horrible.

56:14 Adam Oh, he's got to be a bad guy.

56:17 Caller My dad?

56:18 Adam Yeah. Really? Where is he?

56:21 Caller Here in Oklahoma City.

56:23 Adam Did you guys?

56:24 Caller This was out in North Carolina. It happened to me. I like stayed with a best friend over the night and her stepdad, blah, blah, blah.

56:33 Adam But let me just do a little quick.

56:35 Drew How old were you when the stepdad stepped in?

56:37 Caller Nine.

56:39 Drew There we go.

56:40 Adam Your stepdad.

56:41 Drew No, her stepdad.

56:42 Caller No, my best friend's stepdad.

56:46 Adam It was like I stayed over her house. I said your stepdad, you said her stepdad, her friend, right?

56:49 Drew My friend.

56:51 Adam All right, so stepdad sexually, your friend's stepdad sexually abused you when you were nine. And what about your biological father?

57:01 Caller He almost killed him and almost went to jail for it, but got away for considering the circumstances, the guy didn't die.

57:12 Caller So your dad attacked the guy that raped you?

57:14 Caller My dad's not the guy who raped me, no.

57:16 Guest No, no, it's the guy that raped me.

57:21 Adam Hold on a second. You know, just-

57:23 Caller She sounds like she has a flanger on her voice.

57:25 Adam You get a little spoiled living in Los Angeles up in the year 2003. You sort of think that, oh, it's all about laptops and $5 cappuccinos. People are driving zero emission vehicles. You don't realize, you do a little thumbing around the rest of the country. There's still some guys going after guys with pitchforks and stuff, you know?

57:47 Caller Why is it all on the Bible belt too?

57:50 Guest They're deep eye for an eye.

57:52 Caller Is that what it is?

57:53 Adam And an ant for an ant. I crush them with my bare hands.

57:58 Guest What's her question? I didn't- Does she have a question? She's just emoting.

58:06 Caller He likes me to talk to him during sex. Well, it's all about, at first it was all about, you know, is it good to you, so forth, so on. It was repetitive. It was constant. I didn't care for the constantness of it. It was kind of annoying, but the sexist said, so I put up with it. But this last time we had sex, right before he leaves, he asked me to basically tell him what I would say to my last boyfriend during our heavy lovemaking and tell me how you loved him and tell me how you would say it to him, say it all sexy like you'd say it to him. And then I figured he was basically wanting me to tell him that I loved him.

58:45 Drew No.

58:45 Caller I say that, so after that, he comes out with, well, say his name. I'm like, what?

58:53 Drew Elizabeth, he's looking to humiliate you.

58:55 Caller Is that what that is?

58:56 Drew Yes.

58:56 Adam I think so. He's a bad guy and he's not your boyfriend and he should stop having sex with you. Aha.

59:04 Guest That is Gadzuki.

59:06 Adam Found Gadzuki. Elizabeth.

59:09 Caller Gadzuki looks like an ugly barn.

59:10 Adam We found Gadzuki. You need to find a therapist.

59:14 Drew Looks like Barney's brother from hell.

59:15 Adam All right, quiet down. I feel bad for Elizabeth. I don't like this guy. You've been traumatized. You hate men. There's anger in your voice. I can hear it. It's horrible. You gotta get some therapy. You're gonna be miserable and you're gonna be the world's worst mom. Do you have any kids? Good. Don't have kids. Wait a long time. And I'm sorry. And I know you like to defend your biological dad. I'm guaranteed if I had another 45 seconds, we'd be able to figure out what a colossal a-hole he was. So listen, get some therapy, would ya? Or you just wanna go through life sort of stupid, banging your head, banging the wrong guys. This is your plan? No. Let's you read a book and get some therapy and take care of yourself a little bit. I'm sorry for everything that's happened to you, but you gotta take control of your life now. You're 24, all right? All right, break out nine.

1:00:06 Drew That's it.

1:00:06 Adam All right, now, more importantly, we found Godzuki. Yes.

1:00:11 Guest I'm impressed.

1:00:12 Drew Somebody didn't realize his radioactive breath would come online when his father stepped on his foot.

1:00:20 Adam That's right. His dad had to stomp on his foot.

1:00:22 Guest Like there's pieces missing out of the foam rubber suit. It's kind of ridiculous.

1:00:27 Adam Listen, this was no fast lane budget.

1:00:33 Guest It looks like the snowman from like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

1:00:36 Adam Oh yeah. He was cute, Godzuki was.

1:00:39 Guest All right, let's.

1:00:41 Guest He was cute, look at him. But that doesn't look like smoke rings. It looks like some full blown flames there, Adam.

1:00:46 Drew That's when his father stepped on his foot.

1:00:50 Adam He blew smoke rings until his dad stepped on his foot.

1:00:52 Guest It always comes down to the dad. See that? Just like the last call.

1:00:55 Adam He blew fire and then when his dad twists his tail, he blew Doug, who was a friend, older friend of his dad's. So he had three modes, Drew. I love a good blow joke. Let's talk to Lucky who's 18. Lucky? Is your name Lucky? All right, what's up?

1:01:23 Guest Okay, I've been with my boyfriend for like a year and he just found out that through the whole course of us having sex, I've never had an orgasm.

1:01:32 Drew Were you faking it the whole time?

1:01:36 Guest Sort of. I'm not real loud in bed anyway. He was thinking that I was there, so I guess, yeah.

1:01:46 Guest Was he faking it?

1:01:47 Caller Yeah, I've done that.

1:01:49 Guest And he's feeling like really bad now and he's mad at me.

1:01:52 Adam Why did you tell him, did you tell him you were faking it or just tell him you never had an orgasm the whole time you were with him?

1:01:59 Guest It came up because he had asked me if, I don't even remember, I was drunk.

1:02:04 Caller Have you ever had an orgasm before?

1:02:06 Guest No.

1:02:07 Adam You've been with this guy for three years?

1:02:09 Guest A year, one year.

1:02:11 Adam A one year. And so did you fake it? I mean, did you, I know you have a little heavy breathing and stuff, but did you lead him to believe you're having an orgasm?

1:02:21 Guest I didn't think I did, but...

1:02:23 Caller Did he ever ask you, did you have an orgasm and did you say yes?

1:02:26 Caller Well, he would be like, did you like that? And I would say yes, but...

1:02:30 Guest Well, you could like it and not have an orgasm.

1:02:33 Caller Sometimes it takes a while for women to have an orgasm too. Sometimes, you know.

1:02:37 Adam Yeah, did you like it?

1:02:41 Guest He's just really, I don't know, he's defensive about it now. He's 10 years older than me. I'm probably like the 40th person he's been with and now he said that he feels like less of a man or something like that.

1:02:55 Caller And I feel bad because I'm a little less of a man.

1:02:57 Caller He's dating an 18 year old. He probably already is a little less of a man.

1:03:01 Guest He feels like a godzookie.

1:03:03 Adam Tennessee.

1:03:03 Guest Half of a godzilla.

1:03:04 Adam Tennessee calm. Remember what I was saying about the rest of the country?

1:03:07 Guest Yeah, it's awful.

1:03:08 Adam They don't disappoint. Yeah. Hey, yeah.

1:03:12 Caller I mean, it has to be me.

1:03:15 Adam Okay, so hold on, hold on a second. You're 17 when you meet him or 16?

1:03:21 Drew He's 27.

1:03:21 Adam And he's 27.

1:03:23 Caller What's the age of consent in Tennessee?

1:03:24 Drew Like 14?

1:03:25 Adam Nine, it's nine.

1:03:27 Guest If you're related to him, it's six.

1:03:30 Adam In Tennessee, it's however many fingers the girl holds up when you ask her how old she is. So she just does that. You go, how are you, sweetness? And she goes, that's the age of consent.

1:03:41 Caller He's holding up the four fingers for those on the radio.

1:03:44 Adam When do people, when do kids stop that six with the hand thing? 18?

1:03:48 Caller He's almost 10 years older than you. See, I got a little sister, man, and she probably listening, but she used to bring home these guys 10, 15 years older than her. And it's like, it's like, yeah, come on, baby.

1:04:03 Guest Are you lucky?

1:04:05 Adam Yeah. I don't like this guy.

1:04:07 Caller You're not so lucky.

1:04:09 Guest Well, he has been a criminal before, but he's not now.

1:04:12 Drew Well, he is because he was sleeping with a 17-year-old when he was 10.

1:04:15 Guest We didn't do anything until I turned 18.

1:04:18 Adam What was just BJ's and anal for the first nine months?

1:04:23 Caller No, like just making out.

1:04:26 Guest I mean-

1:04:27 Adam What was he, what was his criminal? What was he locked up for?

1:04:31 Guest It was a long time ago, but it was drugs and misconduct with a deadly weapon and a grand theft auto. But he doesn't do that now.

1:04:42 Drew Oh yeah, of course.

1:04:44 Caller He's cured.

1:04:45 Adam Right.

1:04:45 Caller He's that one in the system fixed.

1:04:48 Adam What's he now? Is he an orthodontist or an attorney? What's he do?

1:04:52 Guest He works at Walmart.

1:04:53 Caller Mechanic?

1:04:54 Adam Works at Walmart.

1:04:55 Caller All right, all right.

1:04:57 Guest That's not on his living.

1:04:57 Adam Let me say something to the ironically named Lucky. Yeah, I think he would do a little better on this guy. I don't like him.

1:05:02 Drew Is he in recovery? Is he in recovery?

1:05:11 Adam Nine, he's too old for you. And here's the other thing, you're 18 and you sound like you're 12. So you shouldn't, you-

1:05:19 Caller This is my favorite theory on the show, by the way.

1:05:21 Adam There's 16 years between the two of you. Although I bet he has a mentality of a 17 year old, so there's only five years. You just seem confused by life.

1:05:33 Caller That's true.

1:05:34 Adam Okay.

1:05:35 Caller Well, there you go.

1:05:36 Adam Okay, look, don't get pregnant.

1:05:38 Caller I won't.

1:05:39 Adam What are you using for protection? Like an acorn or something?

1:05:43 Drew What are you using?

1:05:44 Adam I'm picturing like putting like a pine cone up here or something.

1:05:47 Drew What are you using?

1:05:48 Guest Birth control and condoms.

1:05:50 Adam Good.

1:05:50 Drew Excellent.

1:05:51 Adam That's a good girl.

1:05:52 Guest He has a kid and we've talked about it and we both don't want that to happen here.

1:05:56 Adam And I'm sure he's a dynamite father.

1:05:59 Guest But am I doing something wrong not to have had in this span of time?

1:06:04 Guest That's not your fault.

1:06:06 Drew You probably will never have one during intercourse. You're gonna have to-

1:06:10 Caller Or until you're later in life.

1:06:11 Adam Yeah, don't change your vagina, Drew.

1:06:13 Drew You can have one during oral sex, maybe, and with somebody paying attention.

1:06:18 Guest Not just guys up for it.

1:06:19 Adam Could possibly be the red Walmart vest he's wearing during oral. I just take that off. Yeah. I'm building a fence. I'm building a higher, I'm building a fence on top of the fence around my house. That's it. I'm just gonna get, here's my whole thing. I'm building a fence and I'm putting a turret on my roof. It's us or them, fellas. It's us or them. We gotta keep them out. We go, first shot's just gonna be a warning shot. And then after that, I go for the temple. And I'm a gatsuki.

1:06:50 Guest Gatsuki's gonna be your guard dog.

1:06:53 Adam Okay, Drew. All right. Let's take ourselves a little break, huh?

1:06:57 Drew Yeah, that sounds good.

1:06:58 Adam All right, we'll be right back.

1:07:18 Guest There, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam.

1:07:22 Adam Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Peter Facinelli, Ethan Embry, both here tonight, both from Stealing Time, out possibly in a theater near you starting tomorrow. You can go to stealingtimethemovie.com if you want to find out any information about where it might be playing.

1:07:44 Guest If you get on a bus now, you might be able to make it to LA tomorrow.

1:07:49 Adam Yeah, well, we got a lot of people in LA who are listening to the show, who are gonna go out and see it, I'm sure. Let's talk to Nicole. Nicole? You're 23? What's up?

1:08:03 Caller I'm calling because I'm a teacher and it's my second year as a teacher and I had a situation this past couple days that I needed to talk to someone about. And my question is, I caught one of my students masturbating in class and I don't know-

1:08:23 Drew What grade do you teach?

1:08:24 Caller I teach seventh grade.

1:08:26 Drew When there were other students around?

1:08:28 Caller Yes.

1:08:29 Drew Okay, that kid needs to see a doctor immediately.

1:08:32 Adam Yeah, really immediately? A doctor?

1:08:36 Caller What are his parents like? Do you know his parents?

1:08:38 Caller I do know his parents. He's actually-

1:08:40 Adam Bob and Jenny Jackman, do you know them?

1:08:44 Guest Did you find him like in the closet hiding doing it or was he in the back of the room, like doing it wide open? Was he doing it for attention is what I'm asking.

1:08:52 Caller No, he's actually my TA. He's an eighth grader.

1:08:58 Adam He's hot for you. What were you wearing?

1:09:01 Caller Nothing revealing.

1:09:05 Adam And so was he at your desk behind, at that little desk that's near your desk?

1:09:10 Caller Yeah.

1:09:11 Adam So he was facing the class?

1:09:12 Caller No.

1:09:13 Caller He was sitting at my desk, but it's like sideways to the class. So he had his backpack like kind of pulled up where you can't...

1:09:23 Caller Maybe he just had to go.

1:09:24 Adam Yeah. And when you're in the eighth grade, that stuff hits you. You can't, you know, you look at the clock, it's like, it's 10.45, I'll be home in nine and a half hours. Uh-uh. Way too long. That's a lifetime.

1:09:36 Guest You know, and it's hard to get up sometimes. So you just take care of it and...

1:09:40 Adam Well, what, what time was it? I'm gonna do some math. I know how Drew feels about this, but it's starting to come into shape here.

1:09:46 Drew I'm getting ready to unload her.

1:09:47 Adam Hold on a second. Just relax over there. You can look at those pictures of Godzooki in quiet.

1:09:53 Drew Very soothing.

1:09:54 Adam What, what, what, what class was it? Homeroom? Science class.

1:10:01 Caller Were there, was there a volcano in the room other than him or?

1:10:04 Guest Were there naked anatomy pictures anywhere?

1:10:06 Caller No, nothing.

1:10:07 Caller Right.

1:10:08 Adam All right.

1:10:09 Guest You say you weren't wearing anything for Felix.

1:10:11 Adam How old were you?

1:10:12 Caller How old am I?

1:10:13 Adam We just found a picture. Chris Carter looks like Godzooki. I, all right, listen, hold on a second. Let's all, let's contain ourselves here for a second. Drew's going nuts. All right. This guy, now does this guy have any problems that you've known about before this?

1:10:28 Caller No.

1:10:29 Adam And how did you catch him by the way?

1:10:31 Caller I was helping some of my students. I turned around and I could see him going through the motions.

1:10:39 Adam And, and what, was it the kind of thing where he was trying desperately not to be seen?

1:10:46 Caller Yes.

1:10:47 Adam Yes, but he just could not contain his impulses.

1:10:49 Caller Right.

1:10:50 Adam And what time of day was this again?

1:10:52 Caller It was around 2 p.m.

1:10:54 Adam Oh, see, now that's an argument for and against. He could have, could have held out another 45, 50 minutes and made it home.

1:11:02 Guest Well, in 8th grade, you might not be able to hold on.

1:11:04 Caller How old are you in 8th grade? 14? 13.

1:11:06 Caller You're about 13.

1:11:07 Guest All right. Now, what did you do? Did you ignore it?

1:11:10 Caller I just let everybody know.

1:11:11 Caller I noticed it, but, and I, I kind of made him know that I, I tried to make it clear with my body, like, language that I knew something was going on by raising my eyebrows and kind of looking over at him.

1:11:27 Guest So you raised your eyebrow and winked at him?

1:11:31 Adam Yeah, he thought, yeah, that, when I see that, I think double time.

1:11:37 Guest That's the hurry up eyebrow, that's it.

1:11:39 Adam Go ahead, Drew. Now what about this?

1:11:40 Drew Nicole, look, this is a very serious sign.

1:11:43 Adam Oh no.

1:11:44 Drew And you really should have taken this child immediately for some attention.

1:11:50 Adam Really? I'm beaten off in weird places.

1:11:52 Drew Not in front of a classroom with an adult present. I guarantee you haven't.

1:11:57 Adam Well, how about driving my mini truck on Rambla Pacifica, Malibu, on the way to construction?

1:12:03 Drew But what if-

1:12:04 Guest Sticks shift.

1:12:05 Drew And there's a number of different things this can be, none of which are good, all of which need professional intervention. There are signs of some, either something very seriously going on at home or a major psychiatric diagnosis emerging here.

1:12:21 Adam Possibly.

1:12:22 Drew But in either case, it's a sign, and I mean, you should immediately alert.

1:12:29 Guest Well, who should alert?

1:12:30 Drew And I don't know if you have a supervisor or administrator.

1:12:33 Adam Well, the janitor would be a first place to start.

1:12:35 Drew You have to bring this child to appropriate attention.

1:12:38 Guest Do you think he might have been doing it for attention though?

1:12:41 Drew No, this is, look.

1:12:42 Caller I just didn't, being a female, I just didn't know how to approach that.

1:12:45 Drew No, listen, Nicole, I'm sort of shocked that as a teacher they haven't given you, I'm shocked.

1:12:50 Adam Oh, Drew, you're overreacting.

1:12:52 Drew No, I'm not overreacting.

1:12:53 Adam Oh, yes, you are.

1:12:53 Drew There are certain, if you start, Nicole, would you have known what to do?

1:12:57 Adam He was trying to get one off.

1:12:58 Drew If he started hearing voices or talking to himself, would you have known what to do with that?

1:13:03 Adam No.

1:13:05 Drew They need to give you some training on just basic signs of serious.

1:13:09 Adam Yeah, she's 23. She was freaked out a little bit.

1:13:12 Drew Of seriously abled behavior.

1:13:13 Adam She didn't know it was a serious. She just thought it was an eighth grader.

1:13:16 Drew She's an eighth grader teacher.

1:13:17 Adam All right, but listen, Nicole, what else, is anything else up with this guy? How's his family seem? Does he dress okay? Does he a good student?

1:13:25 Caller Good student, good parents, very involved in his education.

1:13:29 Adam Yeah, doesn't know whether signs of anything?

1:13:32 Guest All right, Drew, you're gonna ruin this kid.

1:13:34 Guest How did he become your teaching assistant?

1:13:37 Caller I had him as a student last year and he was a really good student and he came to me and asked me if he could be my TA and I said, of course, cause he was a good student.

1:13:47 Drew What would you have done, Nicole, if he were eight years old and doing this?

1:13:53 Caller I would think that an eight-year-old would not understand that it might not be appropriate.

1:13:58 Drew Eight-year-olds will show their genitalia and masturbate and it's a sign of severe psychological distress.

1:14:05 Adam Do you ever get a payoff on one of your questions or queries?

1:14:08 Drew I'm just wondering if she has any training at all on this at any age group.

1:14:10 Adam No, she's 23. She works for LA Unified. She doesn't know anything, but look, he's an eighth grader beating off trying to keep a sack in front of a sack.

1:14:21 Drew In front of a classroom full of students.

1:14:25 Adam He wishes they were gone, I guarantee you that.

1:14:27 Drew With an adult presence. Someone that has that difficulty in containing impulse is a serious sign. So he wasn't sitting under a freeway over ramp in his car. He was in the middle of a classroom.

1:14:39 Caller Adam's like, wait, did you see me yesterday? You were following me home from work, right?

1:14:45 Adam I got the limo tint on the car.

1:14:47 Drew What the hell could do a classroom with adult feet away?

1:14:51 Adam Could be a big deal, probably not.

1:14:53 Guest Do you think this kid has a crush on you?

1:14:55 Drew No, it's irrelevant. It is a serious sign and it needs attention. The kid is in distress.

1:15:02 Adam No, maybe, but probably not. That's the reality. Yeah, I know you're a doctor, but I'm telling you, he was trying to get one off. He does have some boundary issues. I've got friends who have tried this sort of thing. Thirteen. Yeah, he's in eighth grade. He's new to beating on. You weren't even doing it when you were 13. I wasn't doing it when I was 13.

1:15:20 Drew And when you started doing it, did you do it out in public places?

1:15:23 Adam I had probably peeled a few off in a few places. Not a classroom, but...

1:15:28 Drew Especially then, because they're very ashamed to acquire it.

1:15:30 Guest It's like Spider-Man finding your webs. You want to play with it? You'll see. You just want to play with it.

1:15:35 Adam Good student, no problems. You'll see. But talk to who? Talk to your principal.

1:15:39 Drew You got to talk to whoever your supervisor is and get this kid to say...

1:15:42 Adam This kid's life's ruined now. You've ruined his life, Drew.

1:15:44 Caller I'll never get another hard one.

1:15:47 Drew Yeah.

1:15:47 Adam You're 18?

1:15:48 Drew Yeah.

1:15:49 Adam You got a beat off question too?

1:15:51 Drew Well, let's see if he compares.

1:15:53 Caller Actually, I got kind of two short questions. Okay. Well, anyway, you know you were just talking about that eighth grade thing? That was really weird because I actually did that in my English class in eighth grade. And I did not get caught. And, but I think, I don't think that kid's got a problem because once you start doing it, you kind of got to do it in like places where you get the fear of getting caught because it's kind of more exciting.

1:16:18 Drew Yeah. Well, let's see if Ryan's got any issues that we should, you know, if that one is a poster child for appropriate, you know, sort of sexual conduct. Go ahead. What's your question?

1:16:27 Caller Well, anyway, I was wondering if like, if you masturbate too much, is there anything, like, is there any problems that it could cause?

1:16:35 Drew Well, what do you mean by too much? What's happening?

1:16:38 Caller Well, nothing's happening. I just...

1:16:39 Adam Well, how many times a day?

1:16:42 Caller Like, probably like three or four.

1:16:45 Drew And do you have any history of sexual traumas or anything like that?

1:16:47 Caller Mm-mm.

1:16:48 Drew You weren't sexually abused or exposed to pornography at a young age?

1:16:52 Caller Um, I probably was exposed to pornography at a young age.

1:16:56 Adam So what? Everybody gets hold of porno. Everyone, an 18-year-old has a computer now. Everyone's got a computer gets hold of something.

1:17:03 Drew How much pornography were you exposed to?

1:17:05 Caller Um, not a lot. Like as I got older, you know, like, like now, I, I mean, I look at tons of porn.

1:17:11 Drew I understand. But when you were younger, what happened?

1:17:14 Caller When I was younger, I went over to a friend's house and his older brother started showing him like pictures, like people send them on email.

1:17:21 Drew How old were you?

1:17:22 Caller I think I was in sixth grade.

1:17:24 Adam That's not it. All right. Listen, Ryan, what are you doing now? Besides beatin off.

1:17:34 Caller Nothin.

1:17:36 Drew Any other problems? You got medication or anything?

1:17:39 Caller I am on depression medication.

1:17:41 Drew Yeah.

1:17:42 Adam See, Drew loves that.

1:17:44 Drew Do you have, they think you're maybe bipolar or they think you're unipolar depression?

1:17:48 Caller No, I just like, like ever since like I was in seventh grade, like, I don't know, I just like look like I've, I haven't been happy since like seventh grade. I've just been depressed, like about everything.

1:18:00 Drew And again, that's the one that some people use sex the way of trying to regulate affective states. And if they have a particular, they've had any kind of sexual or interpersonal trauma. Is there a lot of chaos in your family growing up?

1:18:09 Caller No, I mean, my family's like a religious and I mean, I have a good family and everything.

1:18:14 Adam Well, this is got an old fashioned screw loose. Hey Ryan.

1:18:17 Caller Yeah.

1:18:18 Adam Let's stay on that medication.

1:18:19 Guest Stay away from your junk.

1:18:21 Adam Well limit yourself to once a day. You gotta get busy. Twice. Twice a day. Twice a day. Three or four times a day. Max, no more second question. What are you doing? Are you working?

1:18:31 Caller No, no.

1:18:33 Adam I don't care. What are you doing for your life?

1:18:36 Caller My life? I work.

1:18:37 Adam Where do you work?

1:18:38 Caller LaFill Seizers.

1:18:41 Adam You're delivering pizza.

1:18:43 Guest You're not doing it at work, are you? Cause I ordered from that.

1:18:47 Adam You're not putting your special toppings on those things, are you? All right. I don't need a second question.

1:18:51 Drew But here's another case of point. He's depressed.

1:18:54 Adam Sort of, but not really.

1:18:56 Drew Why is he on medication?

1:18:57 Adam Well, he's depressed.

1:18:58 Drew Okay. And that kid that-

1:18:59 Adam But he wasn't traumatized.

1:19:01 Drew But it's a sign. And that would have brought him to appropriate attention if somebody had said, Hey, this kid's doing some funny behavior.

1:19:07 Adam I'm telling you, eighth graders beat, once you get on to beating off, it is game on. It is game on.

1:19:15 Drew I understand that. I understand you're not a sexual compulsive. I understand that.

1:19:18 Adam Yes.

1:19:18 Drew But yeah, that doesn't make.

1:19:21 Adam Well, I'm not. Listen, you're a man of supreme passion. You don't want to start talking about you banging every nurse that came to the hospital. Meanwhile, I'm just, you know.

1:19:34 Guest But he doesn't beat off for it.

1:19:35 Adam In Hildago, crying out in the hot sun. Well, you're banging nurses. That's my life. Just swinging a hammer, the bunch of day laborers. You're banging candy stripers. Don't tell me about sexual compulsivity. I make that word up. Let's take ourselves a little break. Yeah, it's been two tats in here. We got to find more pictures of Chris Carter and Godzuki.

1:19:58 Guest It's a good one here.

1:19:59 Adam We'll take ourselves a break. We'll be right back.

1:20:13 Guest Loveline.

1:20:14 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Peter Facinelli, Ethan Embry here tonight. Stealing Time, name of their latest movie coming out tomorrow. Go to stealingtimethemovie.com and find out where it's playing and then go see it. All right. Where was we, Drew? Let's talk to Jamie, who's 23. Jamie. Hey.

1:20:44 Drew Here you go.

1:20:46 Guest Hello. Hi.

1:20:48 Drew Let's start that over again.

1:20:49 Adam Here we go. Ask your question.

1:20:54 Guest I recently got married.

1:20:55 Guest Congratulations.

1:20:58 Guest Thank you. And my husband and I did not sleep with each other before. And sex is not what I thought it was going to be.

1:21:09 Adam Yes. It's a hundred times better, isn't it?

1:21:12 Guest Well, yeah, when we have it. I know it sounds like so stupid, but like he's a grad student and we're busy and it just doesn't work for newlyweds for God's sake. Why don't we ever have sex? And why is it stressful?

1:21:30 Drew Why is it what?

1:21:31 Adam It's awful.

1:21:33 Drew Stressful.

1:21:33 Guest Stressful.

1:21:36 Drew How often?

1:21:37 Guest Fast. Like three times a week.

1:21:40 Drew That's pretty good for people to be alive.

1:21:42 Guest It only goes downhill from there.

1:21:45 Caller Well, how long did you guys wait before you had sex?

1:21:48 Guest Five years.

1:21:50 Caller So yeah, the expectations were up there.

1:21:51 Guest And have you had sex before him?

1:21:58 Adam All right. He was a virgin.

1:22:02 Drew Did he know that you weren't a virgin?

1:22:04 Guest No.

1:22:04 Caller Did he talk to him about this? About wanting to have sex more?

1:22:10 Guest It's just like, we're always tired and cranky and stressed out.

1:22:13 Adam All right. All right. Listen, Katie, quiet down. Let me ask some questions. First off, three times a week, fine.

1:22:20 Drew That's plenty.

1:22:21 Caller For Mary, that's not so bad.

1:22:22 Adam Right. Now, now let's focus on the part where you're not satisfied in during the three times you have sex.

1:22:28 Drew That's the main thing.

1:22:29 Adam And secondly, you have that little girl voice.

1:22:32 Caller Yeah. That's the, I love that.

1:22:33 Guest That's the theory that.

1:22:34 Adam Yeah. That's our theory.

1:22:36 Caller We're stuck at the 16.

1:22:37 Adam I have a little girl voice.

1:22:38 Guest What does that mean?

1:22:39 Caller We'll get to that one later.

1:22:41 Adam She doesn't have the symptoms. She just has the voice.

1:22:44 Caller But.

1:22:44 Drew She has a little bit of anger too.

1:22:45 Adam All right. Anything. Anything ever happen?

1:22:47 Caller She didn't want to have sex for a long time. I mean, that's a 10 year gap from 16 to 25.

1:22:51 Adam Ever abused growing up?

1:22:53 Guest No.

1:22:54 Adam Jamie, nothing? Parents good? Everyone. Everyone treated you right?

1:23:00 Guest I grew up really fast.

1:23:02 Drew What does that mean?

1:23:05 Guest Well, my sister was always in trouble, so I was on my own a lot. I was just responsible.

1:23:10 Caller I was a good kid.

1:23:12 Drew What happened to your sister?

1:23:14 Guest She's a complete psycho.

1:23:17 Adam Really? What did she do?

1:23:19 Guest She's just dropping out of high school and running away all the time and.

1:23:25 Drew What was she running away from?

1:23:26 Guest Nothing. She thought in her head that my parents were weird, but you know, they weren't.

1:23:34 Adam They weren't.

1:23:35 Drew Does she run away and stay away for a while?

1:23:37 Guest No. She would run away and then call the police and like fake bruises and paint bruises on herself and say, my parents hit her and try and get put into foster care.

1:23:46 Drew Did they? Did they ever hit her?

1:23:48 Adam Try to get put into foster care?

1:23:50 Guest No.

1:23:51 Adam Your parents were.

1:23:53 Guest They were. My stepdad didn't get along with us, but he was never abusive. Very nice.

1:24:01 Caller When did your mom get remarried?

1:24:03 Guest I was 12.

1:24:05 Caller She sounds around 12, doesn't she? Yeah. How old is your sister?

1:24:11 Adam She's 20?

1:24:12 Drew She's 23.

1:24:14 Adam Your sister's young. My little sister. I thought this was your older sister. It's your younger sister.

1:24:21 Guest She started turning around when she was like 12 and I was 14.

1:24:28 Drew Well, OK.

1:24:28 Adam A couple of things. Yeah, sounds like there's a little more going on at home other than your sister just being crazy and your parents being great.

1:24:37 Drew A lot of chaos.

1:24:39 Caller Could you agree with that?

1:24:41 Adam Did you see your dad? Do you still see him?

1:24:43 Guest Oh, yeah. My dad and I actually get along really well. He's my favorite parent.

1:24:49 Drew But still chaos. A lot of chaos, though.

1:24:53 Adam All right. Well, listen, Katie. Chaos, Katie. I'm sorry, Jamie. I was looking at the next call. I'm going to use chaos, Katie, when I get there. Jamie. You you're three times a week is fine. Your husband didn't have a lot of experience before he met you. So he's kind of you're kind of breaking his hymen in. And it's going to take him a while to find his groove if he does. Also, you've got a little anger built up in you and you may be putting a little pressure on him and he may not be handling it too well.

1:25:29 Guest You think he feels like maybe he's not performing as well. So maybe he kind of stays clear a little bit.

1:25:35 Drew Nothing so hurt as that.

1:25:36 Adam Yeah. But it but guys, guys, inexperienced guys don't handle pressure very well. Experienced guys like myself, we just give a little grab a tuft of hair and a little slap on the ass, you know, because all right.

1:25:48 Guest Well, how is it? How is the sex with him? I mean, how do you do you guys?

1:25:51 Adam You love it.

1:25:52 Guest Is the sex good between the two of you when you do have it?

1:25:56 Drew No, no, you're not satisfied.

1:25:58 Adam Does he give you oral sex? Is he good at it? He is. OK, so what do you what are you complaining about then?

1:26:14 Guest And we're both like annoyed and stressed out.

1:26:18 Caller And you want the big romantic fairy tale.

1:26:20 Drew Why is that his fault that you're squishing it in?

1:26:23 Caller We both do.

1:26:24 Drew Why is that his fault?

1:26:26 Caller Isn't that usually how it works? They squished it in and then.

1:26:29 Adam And then of course, Katie, Katie, Katie's angry at men.

1:26:34 Drew Yes, she's angry.

1:26:35 Adam That sort of passing comment of her stepdad wasn't abusive. He was just sort of mean to them. You know, I mean, think about what that does for it. Let me explain something to everybody. Women's minds are they're like sponges, whereas guys minds are like anvils. You know, there's nothing penetrates our mind for good or for bad.

1:26:54 Guest Did you say Ann Hills?

1:26:55 Adam Anvil. The thing you make horseshoes on.

1:26:58 Caller Exactly.

1:26:58 Adam But I could crush an ant. The point is, is you take a girl who's 12, you take some prick of a stepdad who just walks around the house, maybe feels a little threatened by him sexually or physically, feels like the guy doesn't like her or want her there, it could freak her out. And Jamie over here is a little freaked out and angry.

1:27:22 Drew Having sex three times a week, guys oral, but it's not what she wants.

1:27:29 Caller It's his response before he was married. That's pretty good.

1:27:32 Drew And she's angry with him.

1:27:34 Adam She's gonna sabotage this thing in a second. You gotta deal with those anger issues.

1:27:39 Caller Maybe that's what she wants.

1:27:39 Adam Oh, it is. Yeah, and they've been together for five years. Yeah, this thing ain't gonna make it. They may be over for the show.

1:27:46 Caller But good luck to you.

1:27:48 Adam Get some counseling. Don't have any kids.

1:27:50 Caller Talk to him, communication, man.

1:27:53 Adam And let me tell you, here's the thing, 23-year-old virgin guys are ill-equipped to deal with this.

1:27:58 Drew I was just gonna say one of the things he needs to be able to do is understand the space she needs in order to feel sexually. He's gotta be able to have time focus where they're having dialogue and talking.

1:28:06 Caller Just to talk to him, not talk on the phone to you guys.

1:28:09 Drew Just talk to him. For a young male, the whole notion of creating intimate contact and space for intimacy is a very difficult thing for him to master. So she's gotta show him and tell him what she needs in order to feel intimate, and she's too angry to do that. The whole idea of squishing everything in as opposed to creating time and space for real intimate contact.

1:28:28 Adam You know where my space for intimacy is?

1:28:30 Drew Between the OK sign and your finger.

1:28:32 Adam That's right. Yeah, that's right.

1:28:35 Caller You can't just squish it in there.

1:28:36 Adam I go this side, yeah, but that's my space.

1:28:39 Guest If he hasn't had sex in basically his whole life.

1:28:42 Caller You squish it right there.

1:28:43 Guest Drew, don't you think he'd want to have sex more though?

1:28:47 Drew Three times a week is about well above average.

1:28:49 Guest But if he was a virgin, obviously he's like, whoop-de-doo, now I get to have sex.

1:28:52 Drew He's a graduate student though, and they've married a while.

1:28:55 Adam And I think he feels her anger, her hostility, and her pressure on his problems.

1:29:00 Guest I think that's it, I think Adam's got that.

1:29:02 Adam Thank you.

1:29:02 Caller Three times a week?

1:29:03 Guest Nobody, no guy likes to be pressured.

1:29:04 Adam Katie?

1:29:05 Guest Take the pressure off.

1:29:06 Adam You're 23?

1:29:08 Guest Yes, hi, how are you guys doing?

1:29:09 Adam Good.

1:29:10 Guest Good.

1:29:11 Guest How are you doing?

1:29:11 Caller I just want to first say that I'm a really big fan of your show. I've been listening for about eight years, and I don't know your guests, but I'm sure that they're great too, and I want to thank you for taking my call.

1:29:22 Adam I could explain who they were and you would know them, but I just, I don't have that time.

1:29:29 Caller So I'll try and keep it brief. I've been seeing this guy for about six months, and I really like him, but early on in the relationship, he let me know that he liked drugs, and he liked to use drugs, and I don't. For whatever reason, I'm kind of against drugs and just don't use them, and so one time I asked him, what's your favorite drug, and he said acid, and I said, how many times have you done it? And he said, I don't know, over 200. Yeah, I know.

1:29:57 Drew Here's the deal, here's the deal with that. One thing, usually only alcoholic addicts take acid that many times. Not that they're getting addicted to acid, but that they're in that frame of seeking relief or seeking regulation from substances, and that many hits of acid will cause depression over the long term, guaranteed.

1:30:14 Caller I guess that's kind of what I'm worried about in terms of our long term future, whatever you may call it. What's hard for me is I haven't seen him do drugs because he's studying to be an EMT, so he can't do any drugs.

1:30:24 Caller That's a great job for a guy who's taking over 200 hits out of his flashbacks.

1:30:28 Drew You need to read my book. You need to read a book.

1:30:30 Adam You're cracked.

1:30:31 Caller Can I ask you, Dr. Drew, I'm a teacher, I'm in a teaching program, so I'm very broke. If you would have any extra copies, I would love to read your book.

1:30:40 Adam Extra copies?

1:30:41 Drew I've got some web sending out.

1:30:43 Adam You don't got 18 bucks, sweetie?

1:30:44 Caller Okay, really, I have tons of student loans and the program does not allow me.

1:30:51 Guest Throw in a t-shirt.

1:30:52 Adam Let me explain something.

1:30:53 Guest She's a teacher.

1:30:56 Adam He has a huge, no, no.

1:30:57 Drew I want to send her the book.

1:30:58 Adam He's got a big monthly nut. You get hit with the luxury car tax. You get hit with the gas guzzler tax. He's got the 400 horsepower beamer out there. The house. That new one? He's got a spread.

1:31:11 Caller That new one?

1:31:12 Adam He's got the five, the M5.

1:31:14 Guest Yeah, but it's tax deductible.

1:31:17 Adam Just the landscape lighting alone and a place the size she's living in is hundreds of maybe thousands of dollars a month. Irrigation, landscape lighting, you burn four or five gallons alone with that car. You're just making it up your driveway.

1:31:33 Guest If you vote for Dr. Drew, everyone gets a free book.

1:31:36 Drew Okay, I'll get her a book.

1:31:38 Adam We'll take care of Katie. She's a dynamite lady.

1:31:41 Drew I think it would help her.

1:31:42 Adam I think it would, too, and if somebody says, I've taken over 200 hits of acid, there's that means something and you can expect the acid to rear its ugly head at some point.

1:31:54 Caller It hasn't already.

1:31:56 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. By the sound of that song, we know it's the end of the show. But I want to thank Peter and Ethan for coming in here tonight. The Movie, Stealing Time. Go to stealingtimethemovie.com. Find out where it's playing. Guys, thanks for coming in.

1:32:39 Caller Thanks for having us.

1:32:41 Adam Anytime, when you got another project to promote. We need to give some thanks for Thanks or Do. I want to thank engineer Chris for doing a great job. Engineer Anderson, the magic-fingered one for sliding those potentiometers. I want to thank Phone Screen of Terror, Don't Call My Tar, Got Down for doing a spectacular job. Except for last night, which was really bad. And Brian too, same thing. Great job. Not last night. Last night, bad calls. Not necessarily their fault. Anyway, great job. I want to thank producer Ann for putting her Feminine Stink on the show all week long.

1:33:47 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Engeld. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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