Tuesday, September 6, 2005

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1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Avenged Sevenfold is a band in studio tonight. We have Shadows in here and Sinister in here representing the band. They just wrapped up the Warped Tour where Time Magazine said they were the cream of the Warped Tour crop.

1:47🔗 Drew Nice.

1:48🔗 Adam How nice of them. Very nice of them. Yeah, because I would think that... Well, I don't know. I would always picture Time. Time's a magazine. You know, like my grandma reads Time.

1:57🔗 Drew Yeah, I think they're interested in the Warped Tour.

1:59🔗 Adam They go to the Warped Tour and go, oh, there's a bunch of kids making their noise with their amplified guitars.

2:03🔗 Drew The way you talk about it. The way you talk about music.

2:05🔗 Adam Yes. Guitars that plug into things now.

2:07🔗 Drew Pops, Pops Corolla doing a review.

2:09🔗 Adam Yes, with their mop tops and their gyrating hips.

2:13🔗 Yeah.

2:14🔗 Adam One way ticket to hell.

2:15🔗 I'll tell you what.

2:16🔗 Adam So you guys are from Huntington Beach, right?

2:19🔗 Avenged Sevenfold This is true, yeah.

2:20🔗 Adam And so you're back, you're relaxing before you got to go out to New York.

2:24🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Oh yeah. Flying out for a couple of radio shows.

2:26🔗 Adam Is everyone born and bred in Huntington Beach?

2:29🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Yeah, we all grew up in the same track, same neighborhood. So we've known each other years before we started this band.

2:36🔗 Adam It seems, did everyone go to high school together?

2:39🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Yep, pretty much.

2:40🔗 Adam Same school, junior high, all that stuff.

2:42🔗 Avenged Sevenfold If we could stay enrolled at the same school, we'd try to. A lot of us were switching around, but...

2:46🔗 Adam We were being thrown out or we were just moving?

2:49🔗 Avenged Sevenfold A couple of us were getting thrown out, but we went to the same area, same high schools, went to a lot of grade school together.

2:55🔗 Adam And when did the band form? What?

2:59🔗 Avenged Sevenfold 99.

3:00🔗 Adam And you guys, I don't know how old you guys are now, early 20s.

3:03🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Early 20s.

3:03🔗 We average about 23 years old.

3:05🔗 Adam So, us too. And you guys started playing, I mean, you started playing in high school, started doing gigs early. Yeah, pretty much.

3:17🔗 Avenged Sevenfold We started writing in guitar class at Huntington High School. And just started from there and went on to the small venues, the chain reactions and the showcase theaters and kept moving our way up.

3:26🔗 Adam The Golden Bear.

3:27🔗 Avenged Sevenfold The Golden Bear.

3:28🔗 Drew Is that still there?

3:30🔗 Adam No, Drew.

3:32🔗 Drew I don't know.

3:33🔗 Adam You saw Fleetwood Mac there in 1973.

3:35🔗 Drew Oh yeah, I saw Honk there in 1971.

3:38🔗 Adam You saw Snotty Scotty and the Hankies there. And oh man, who sung Ride, Captain Ride?

3:47🔗 Drew Blues Traveler.

3:48🔗 Adam No, not Blues Traveler. Blues Image. Yeah, Drew goes, Drew saw Van Halen before Van Halen was Van Halen.

3:55🔗 Drew That's right. They were playing at a prom I was at.

3:58🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Oh, wow.

3:58🔗 Drew Imagine that.

3:59🔗 Adam That's amazing.

4:00🔗 It's pathetic.

4:01🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Pretty amazing prom.

4:02🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, yeah, but here's the thing.

4:04🔗 Drew They weren't Van Halen yet.

4:05🔗 Adam Here's the thing.

4:06🔗 Drew What do we know?

4:06🔗 Adam Think about all that stuff. No one knows who anyone is. So it's like no big deal. It'd be nice if you could.

4:11🔗 Drew High school band.

4:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, you could have some shredding.

4:14🔗 Drew Were you guys playing at stuff like that when you were in high school?

4:16🔗 Avenged Sevenfold No, we tried to stay away from it. We were trying to kind of separate ourselves a little bit.

4:20🔗 Adam I did some ballet dancing at a winter formal. You wanted to run it, though. You didn't want to play for the man. You didn't want to dance for the man.

4:25🔗 Drew Exactly.

4:26🔗 Avenged Sevenfold We didn't want to play for the school.

4:27🔗 Adam Some ear drums exploded. Yeah.

4:30🔗 Drew But then that was the good thing.

4:32🔗 Adam What?

4:33🔗 Drew You were not playing for the man by playing for those.

4:35🔗 Adam You were rebelling against the man.

4:37🔗 Drew Now it's the other way.

4:39🔗 Adam Right. All right. Drew, what year do you think that prom was where you saw Van Halen? 72.

4:44🔗 Drew Maybe 73.

4:45🔗 Adam Wow. Then when did you hear about Van Halen? 77?

4:50🔗 Drew It was all the way in college.

4:52🔗 Adam Oh, really? But you were like, yeah, I remember those guys.

4:55🔗 Drew Well, somebody was like, you know, those guys are the problem.

4:57🔗 Adam Yeah, you need a refresher on it. You would have never put the Van Halen pieces together.

5:02🔗 Drew No way. I thought it was some band with the name that they shared with them.

5:06🔗 Adam The R band, not Van Halen, not Van Halen, is going to be, actually we're going to hear a song which is off the Madden 2006, but I guess that's NFL 2006.

5:20🔗 Drew How does that work? They sold 2 million copies. Do you get credit as though you'd sold 2 million songs in some way or is it just?

5:26🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Oh no. It's a promotional thing.

5:28🔗 Adam Are you high, Drew? They don't pay credit for selling too many.

5:31🔗 Drew No, not too many albums, but is there some credit they get for having sold?

5:34🔗 Adam Well, it's like you get something.

5:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

5:36🔗 Adam You get money.

5:36🔗 Avenged Sevenfold You don't get much, but what you get is to be on a cool video game by a cool company. You know, it's one of those things that kids grow up playing in the bands and that's all they want to do is just be out there and.

5:46🔗 More people hear you on that than you would think.

5:48🔗 Adam Oh yeah. Very, very cool. And it gets seared into their soft brains.

5:53🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Oh, it does. Yeah, that's the point. I know we were always playing shows and the security guards or the parents are like, hey man, you're the band that plays that song that my kid is playing all day.

6:02🔗 Adam Yeah, because the parents hear it when they're in the kitchen, the dad's in the bathroom shaving, and he just hears it blaring and for the kid, it's really, it's like you give that first sample of Coke to the kid for free. You know what I mean? The dealer gives it away for free. They come back for more. All right, so we'll hear something off the new CD City of Evil and a couple of few. It's been out for a couple of months and we'll take some phone calls. We'll speak to Terry, who's 30. Terry. 30.

6:34🔗 Hello.

6:35🔗 Adam Yeah, from Utah. What's up?

6:37🔗 Well, I'd like to know if there's some way to control the amount of liquid that comes out during female ejaculation or if I can occasionally learn to stop the ejaculation while keeping the orgasm.

6:53🔗 Drew So no matter what, has this always been that way for you whenever your orgasm comes out?

6:58🔗 For the past seven, eight years, yeah.

7:01🔗 Drew Seven, eight years. Same guy the whole time?

7:04🔗 I'm sorry?

7:04🔗 Drew Same partner the whole time?

7:08🔗 Even when I masturbate, it happens.

7:11🔗 Adam This is you and not your partner, right?

7:13🔗 Drew Something comes out of her, right?

7:14🔗 Adam Something comes out of you. And Drew is asking, have you been with the same guy the whole time?

7:19🔗 No.

7:21🔗 Adam Now you haven't. Are we boring you, Terry? Have we taken time out of your precious day to ask your crappy question? Are you cool? What are you doing? Are you watching TV? Are you ejaculating?

7:33🔗 No, I'm reading books.

7:35🔗 Adam Okay. Well, we're going to put you on hold and then you put the book down and then we'll get back with you when you can focus. All right?

7:42🔗 Okay.

7:42🔗 Drew I can't hear that even.

7:43🔗 Adam Okay. Terry, were you molested?

7:47🔗 Yes.

7:48🔗 Adam All right. I knew it.

7:49🔗 Drew It explains that.

7:49🔗 Adam It explains it. Let me explain something. All right. Here's what happens from doing the show over and over and over. All you do is hear people and you react. They make you feel a certain way. Now, here's the weird and sad thing, is women, not so much guys.

8:06🔗 Drew When they've been abused.

8:07🔗 Adam But women, when they've been abused, and especially sexually abused, but physically abused.

8:11🔗 Drew Yeah, but especially, this was a characteristically sexual abuse thing. Yes.

8:15🔗 Adam They do this thing where they drive you nuts by doing this sort of three Mississippi answer to almost everything. So, Drew, you ask a question.

8:23🔗 Drew What are you doing now, Terry?

8:25🔗 Adam One Mississippi, two Mississippi.

8:26🔗 Nothing?

8:27🔗 Drew Well, we'll let you put the pic down and put you on hold.

8:31🔗 Adam Okay.

8:32🔗 Drew And then, when you can concentrate, we'll talk to you then, okay?

8:38🔗 Okay.

8:39🔗 Drew And then you want to be sure that Mike can get it.

8:41🔗 Adam Yeah, you start getting angry and you realize they're angry, and they don't just, people that are angry. Here's a tip for everybody, when people are angry, they don't just walk around and go try to rent a car and yell F you at the person behind the counter.

8:54🔗 Drew They do, not typically.

8:55🔗 Adam No, they don't. I mean, would you shut up, Drew? Let me finish. They don't call radio shows, try to get advice and start yelling at the host.

9:02🔗 Drew Yes, correct.

9:03🔗 Adam They just sit there and do a very passive thing that ends up making you angry.

9:07🔗 Drew They torture the host.

9:08🔗 Adam They torture the host.

9:09🔗 Drew Well, you know what it is, is that they're so used to being victimized, they have to evoke victimization from other people. And so he wants to victimize them.

9:15🔗 Adam Thank you.

9:16🔗 Drew He's a victimizer, and so he wants to evoke all that from him.

9:19🔗 Adam Victimizer. I victimize myself, that's all.

9:21🔗 Drew Well, whatever. Let's abuse yourself.

9:23🔗 Adam Terry?

9:24🔗 Drew A little different.

9:24🔗 Yes.

9:25🔗 Adam All right, so knock it off, would you please? We didn't molest you, so please stop taking it out on us.

9:30🔗 I'm not trying to. I'm having a hard time hearing you.

9:32🔗 Drew Well, now you're on.

9:33🔗 Good.

9:34🔗 Drew We're hearing you much better now. Okay. You're responding much better.

9:37🔗 Adam Who molested you?

9:39🔗 There were no-

9:41🔗 Drew Who started it? Who started it?

9:43🔗 My father.

9:44🔗 Adam Oh, okay. He's a horrible man. Is he dead?

9:47🔗 No.

9:48🔗 Adam That's unfortunate. I'm sorry to hear that.

9:51🔗 Thank you.

9:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:52🔗 All right.

9:52🔗 Adam And you, do you have any children?

9:54🔗 Yes.

9:56🔗 Drew Careful of your husband.

9:56🔗 That's trouble.

9:57🔗 Adam And where's the- Do you have a husband?

9:59🔗 No.

10:00🔗 Drew Uh-oh.

10:01🔗 Adam How many kids do you have?

10:02🔗 Two.

10:03🔗 Adam All right. Now watch out for the guys you bring around. I don't trust them.

10:08🔗 Drew The guys you're attracted to are going to tend to be the abusive guys, right?

10:10🔗 I've noticed that, which is why I'm single right now.

10:14🔗 Drew Good. Excellent. But you're ejaculating with who then?

10:17🔗 Adam Yes. Well, I don't know. I think it's with whom.

10:22🔗 Drew But it says here on the little note we have, your boyfriend loves it.

10:27🔗 Previous boyfriends have loved it.

10:28🔗 Drew Previous boyfriend have loved it. Okay.

10:29🔗 Adam All right. So that's just you.

10:32🔗 Drew Don't worry. Try to control it. It's a hard thing to control. You know what I mean? Some women do this, some don't. Some do it under certain circumstances. Some do it all the time. I mean, you're the all-the-timer and that's fine.

10:42🔗 Adam The good news is if there's like a small fire, and I'm not saying a raging inferno, but I'm saying like trash cans on fire.

10:49🔗 Drew She can help out.

10:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

10:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:51🔗 Adam Take a few minutes.

10:52🔗 Drew The irony here is she rubbed out the fire. Rubbed out the fire.

10:56🔗 Yeah.

10:57🔗 Drew It's a new Smokey the Bear.

10:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

10:59🔗 Rub one out, kids.

11:01🔗 Drew That the irony is she probably could learn to disconnect those two things.

11:05🔗 Adam Really?

11:06🔗 Drew But all those people that write the great books aren't writing them about how to do that.

11:09🔗 Adam Well, why? How can you disconnect that?

11:11🔗 Drew I'm imagining they can because they have to learn how to hook it up in the first place. You know, when women start doing it, it's sort of disconnected. I think it just gets hooked up. But I'm imagining in some women they could disconnect it, too, just the way they describe it. No one really knows what's going on here.

11:26🔗 Adam Well, Drew, we got to do a clinical study.

11:28🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

11:29🔗 Adam We're going to need like 30 hot chicks who have orgasmic incontinence.

11:34🔗 Drew And then 30 more who ejaculate with orgasm.

11:36🔗 Adam A vibrator and a welding mask. And I'm getting I'm going to work and I will get answers. Oh, yes.

11:42🔗 Drew Let's mock.

11:43🔗 Yeah.

11:45🔗 Adam And I will need I will need I'll need one of those. I'll need a clipboard. But I need one of those China pencils. You know what I mean?

11:52🔗 Drew You know, you can use the gloves the guys use when they're like making steel. Yeah.

11:57🔗 Adam When they're well, when they're pulling like kilms, you're pulling pots from the kiln and that kind of stuff. Yeah.

12:02🔗 Drew All right.

12:03🔗 Adam Terry, be careful. Watch out for the guys you bring around your kids. I don't trust them. William. Cause here's the deal. The reason we're saying this is she will be more likely to hook up with an abusive guy that abuses her kids. I don't know. I don't know how it goes up like sevenfold.

12:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:21🔗 Drew Avenged.

12:22🔗 Adam That's good. Yeah. William.

12:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:25🔗 Adam 22.

12:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:27🔗 Adam What's that?

12:28🔗 Caller Yeah. I had a hyperspecia when I was a kid. I was born with it. And ever since then, my semen doesn't come out.

12:36🔗 Adam Were you molested?

12:37🔗 Caller No, this is hypos. This is different.

12:39🔗 Drew So this means this means.

12:40🔗 Adam High percentage call though.

12:41🔗 Drew This means that the urethra doesn't make it at the tip of his penis. It comes out sort of towards the base. Where was the urethra?

12:48🔗 Adam The base.

12:48🔗 Drew Near the.

12:49🔗 Caller It was actually in both places. The urethra did come out of the tip, but then also had a hole in the side.

12:54🔗 Adam For me, the base and the tip are the same place.

12:56🔗 Drew I know they're close, anyway.

12:57🔗 Adam Well, it's virtually.

12:58🔗 Drew Very close. A little too close.

13:00🔗 Adam You could measure, but. Two fingers.

13:02🔗 Drew Special instruments.

13:03🔗 Adam Yeah. It's like carroms.

13:04🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

13:07🔗 Adam Get the two finger space. That's all you need.

13:11🔗 Drew But what I'm, so you.

13:12🔗 Adam Hold on. You know, there's not enough stuff in life where you get to do stuff like, when you used to play carroms, carroms, by the way, carroms, child abuse.

13:20🔗 Drew Gone. That's why it's gone.

13:21🔗 Adam Yeah, it's considered child abuse. Carroms is that wooden game they would set up on a trash can after school and have kids. It's really, it's pool for retarded people. Cheap excuse for pool. Yeah. Yeah. It is. Look, if you've ever played air hockey in your life and someone gives you carroms, you beat the crap out of them.

13:38🔗 Drew Right.

13:39🔗 Adam And on the back side of it is a mysterious baseball game that no one's ever played.

13:42🔗 Drew So it's the same one that's in the back of dart boards. Same game, strangely.

13:46🔗 Adam They could have saved themselves a ton of money. The guys who made dart boards to put the baseball game on the back, and the guys who made the carrom boards. And all they'd have to do is save themselves money. On the back would just say, flip it over, a-hole. Who are you kidding? You know what I mean? If you ever just watch.

13:58🔗 Drew Just say over.

13:59🔗 Adam Just say over. Turn it over. But carroms, when you would play carroms, and a little puck would get too close to something, you'd call out for two-finger space. You get your two fingers in there. Same, there needs to be that in life. Yeah. You know what I mean?

14:12🔗 Drew Antivo.

14:13🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. I agree. All right.

14:14🔗 Drew But that reminds me, that reminded me of the crappy TV that we had to watch when we were kids as well. Well, and that reminded me, Bob Denver died today.

14:22🔗 Adam Really?

14:22🔗 Drew Yes. How about that?

14:23🔗 Adam Hey, little buddy. Gilligan. Gilligan died today.

14:27🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:27🔗 Adam Sad.

14:29🔗 Drew End of an era.

14:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, I mean, he had a good life, right?

14:34🔗 Drew I saw-

14:34🔗 Adam Toby Gillis.

14:35🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah, very good.

14:36🔗 Adam Thank you. William?

14:38🔗 Caller Yep.

14:38🔗 Adam You know who Bob Denver is?

14:40🔗 Caller Bob, yeah.

14:42🔗 Adam All right.

14:43🔗 Drew Who is he?

14:44🔗 Caller He's a singer.

14:45🔗 Drew Singer. I figured he'd go there.

14:46🔗 Adam Yeah. That's John Denver.

14:48🔗 Caller Oh, no idea then.

14:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Let me tell you something about John Denver, by the way. John Denver had more range than any man on the planet.

14:57🔗 Drew But the shortest career with the longest impact.

14:59🔗 Adam I don't mean singing wise. I just mean as a human being. John Denver sung about the Rocky Mountains, sung about being a country boy, sung about living off the land, but had a problem with booze.

15:11🔗 Drew And was on Love American Style.

15:13🔗 Adam Smacked his old laid around every once in a while and crashed because he liked to fly experimental aircraft. Now, I'm just saying, here's a guy one minute, he's in the Rocky Mountains, he's strumming an acoustic guitar, he's at one with nature. Next minute, he's at a Delta wing airplane, five feet on the tarmac, skimming the surface. You know what I mean with a drink? I'm just saying that's a lot of range for a guy. You guys obviously don't share my thoughts about that range, but I'm telling you, it's powerful stuff.

15:49🔗 Drew So let's finish with William. So William, what's your question?

15:53🔗 Caller My question is, is that why isn't semen coming out and how can I get it fixed?

15:58🔗 Drew Has it ever come out?

15:59🔗 Caller No.

16:00🔗 Drew Do you have orgasms?

16:01🔗 Caller Yep.

16:03🔗 Drew Well, you probably have some sort of retrograde ejaculation there.

16:05🔗 Adam So it goes back in you.

16:06🔗 Drew Yeah. Whatever was going wrong with your... No. Whatever was going wrong with your plumbing that created the hypospadias is probably also creating the retrograde ejaculation.

16:15🔗 Adam Don't they fix that stuff on the launching pad these days?

16:18🔗 Drew They fix it pretty quickly.

16:19🔗 Adam Does it hurt, man?

16:20🔗 Caller Does it hurt at all? Does it hurt?

16:22🔗 Drew When you pain when you orgasm?

16:23🔗 Caller No.

16:24🔗 Drew No, it's all good.

16:25🔗 Caller It's basically built in Mert Patrol.

16:28🔗 Drew Well, I wouldn't trust it necessarily, but something probably... Something might leak out.

16:31🔗 Adam I'm envious.

16:32🔗 Drew Yeah, seek out a little later, but did you see a urologist? Whoever fixed your hypospatial probably can repair this as well.

16:38🔗 Adam Well, they did fix it.

16:40🔗 Drew Yeah, they fixed the part that's in the penis, but this... Let me get my magazine.

16:44🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Did you just drill a hole through it?

16:45🔗 Adam I don't want to see any weird... I don't see any weird drawing. Medical procedure, not just with a drill and a bit at home. You got to hook... You have to hook up the plumbing.

16:53🔗 Drew Probably, or change the valve, really.

16:56🔗 Adam All right, but so right now he's got one of those like...

16:58🔗 Drew That valve right there.

16:59🔗 Adam It's got like a smokeless cigarette.

17:01🔗 Drew We have a book.

17:01🔗 Adam That's fine.

17:02🔗 Drew Yeah, that little valve right there not working right.

17:05🔗 Adam The world...

17:06🔗 Drew I command you to look.

17:07🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm looking. I see nothing. The world is your beat-off, Matt.

17:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:11🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

17:12🔗 Drew Whatever.

17:13🔗 Adam You can beat with impunity. While the rest of us idiots are running for the hamper and Kleenex boxes, going through hundreds of thousands of dollars of Kleenex a year, you just beat with impunity.

17:24🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

17:27🔗 Adam If I were you, I would just wear sweatpants everywhere and just beat off while I was just standing on a bus.

17:32🔗 Avenged Sevenfold It's a blessing.

17:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:33🔗 Adam I have to say there's no problem.

17:36🔗 Drew As Adam's people say, it's a mitzvah.

17:37🔗 Adam It's his doctor who corrected it. It's a mitzvah. Yeah. We got a question for the band. Doug?

17:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:44🔗 Adam Oh, great. You're 15?

17:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:47🔗 Adam Sorry.

17:48🔗 Drew Another one we've interrupted.

17:49🔗 Caller It gets better.

17:50🔗 Adam Yeah. What's up?

17:51🔗 Caller Oh, I'm on the air.

17:53🔗 Caller Sweet.

17:54🔗 Caller I'm kind of nervous. I really love Avenged Sevenfold, guys. You guys are the big guys.

17:58🔗 Caller Well, thank you very much.

18:02🔗 Caller I want to ask, what bands did you like growing up? What kind of inspired you?

18:07🔗 Adam I think Bob Denver.

18:09🔗 Drew Yeah, Bob Denver and John Denver.

18:10🔗 Avenged Sevenfold John Denver.

18:12🔗 Adam I think the Professor and Mary Ann. Early Halen.

18:14🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Yeah, bigger influence.

18:16🔗 Drew Dawes, what was his last name? Dawes. He was on this show about eight years ago. Were you here?

18:21🔗 Adam No.

18:22🔗 Drew All right.

18:22🔗 Adam Let the band answer the question.

18:23🔗 Caller But in all serious, I have to say Guns N Roses, Pantera and Mr. Bungle.

18:27🔗 Caller Oh, nice. Those are my favorites, man.

18:30🔗 Caller Yeah, for sure.

18:30🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Metallica Slayer. A lot of 80s metal.

18:34🔗 Adam Oh, really?

18:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:36🔗 Adam Yeah, now it's cool again.

18:37🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Yeah.

18:38🔗 Adam Everything comes full circle. Yeah.

18:40🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Some Iron Maiden. Just lots of metal, man.

18:42🔗 Adam Doug. Yeah? Who influenced you? Just boring guys? OK. Do you think I'm boring? Well, you ain't the life of the party. That's what you're talking about. We're all nervous, buddy. We're all nervous. You're nervous. That's all. Are you smoking a lot of weed, Doug?

19:00🔗 Drew Um, yeah, we hear it and we hear it in the laugh.

19:08🔗 Adam All right, buddy. Easy on the weed now. You're just 15, right?

19:11🔗 Caller All right.

19:12🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Doug's already having a good time.

19:14🔗 Drew He's a party boy. They have shown, Doug, that Give Johnny Christ a call. It does affect the brain of under 17 year olds, for sure. Yeah.

19:24🔗 Adam Well, let me explain. Let me give my drug speech one more time, everybody.

19:27🔗 Drew The horsepower speech?

19:28🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing. Here's that not everyone should do drugs or can do drugs. Some people can. You don't want to do them if you're young, because the thing is, is you're like your cement is wet. You don't want to take that stick and have someone put their initials into it and then it's there for the next 50 years. Let your brain dry, then you can start effing with it. You know what I mean? It's like you can't walk on it, it's still wet.

19:51🔗 Drew Well, now that while it's wet, you're building it.

19:54🔗 Adam Right.

19:54🔗 Drew You're still constructing it, and you're going to screw with the construction, the foundation will be off, and that's bad time.

19:59🔗 Adam Right. So, leave your brain alone while it's still wet, and that's probably, you like to say 18, but it's probably more 16, 17.

20:06🔗 Drew For sure 16.

20:07🔗 Adam For sure. Now, the other people who can't do drugs are stupid people, because what drugs do is they sort of make you a little dumber than you are. Now, if you're really smart, you just get dumbed down to kind of smart. Average. Yeah, but if you're dumb, then you become unemployable. Yeah. I mean, that's the whole thing. I mean, if you're walking around with, you know, a 89 IQ, and you get yourself down, you'll get yourself down to dollard.

20:33🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Then you have to start a rock band.

20:34🔗 Adam Then you got to start drumming. Then I'm passing out 50 cents to you when you're about 45.

20:38🔗 Avenged Sevenfold I like it.

20:39🔗 Adam That's my point. True?

20:41🔗 Drew That's my point.

20:42🔗 Adam All right. Good. Way to pair it back, what I just said. Let's say-

20:46🔗 Drew I'm just looking at the tour dates for this band.

20:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

20:48🔗 Drew Can I give out some of them?

20:49🔗 Adam No, because we're going to hear a song. Okay. Then you can go ahead and shill for the band.

20:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

20:54🔗 Adam All right. Avenged Sevenfold in Studio Tonight. We'll hear something off the new CD. We queued up. Oh yeah. This one's called Bat Country. Yeah, oh, I'm loud. Avenged Sevenfold in studio tonight. New CD, City of Evil, out as we speak. We'll take ourselves a quick break. When we come back, got cut on Clinton, sex life, let's talk to Tara, just check in with her. Tara?

25:23🔗 Drew Tara?

25:24🔗 Caller Hello?

25:25🔗 Adam Tara, Tara.

25:26🔗 Caller Tara.

25:27🔗 Drew Ooh, got it, Adam.

25:29🔗 Adam Drew, you're always wrong. You should never speak again. Tara?

25:33🔗 Caller Yes.

25:34🔗 Adam You're, uh...

25:35🔗 Drew You have to list your complaint about how you carry the show.

25:38🔗 Adam You cut your clitoris during rough sex?

25:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:44🔗 Caller How many partners?

25:45🔗 Caller Uh, it was just one person.

25:48🔗 Adam And any piercings?

25:50🔗 Caller No.

25:51🔗 Drew All right.

25:51🔗 Caller Okay.

25:51🔗 Drew Let's get to this after the break, though.

25:53🔗 Adam All right, hold on.

25:54🔗 Drew Okay. Any ulcers or sores or anything there?

25:57🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Were you molested?

25:58🔗 Caller No, I was not molested.

26:00🔗 Drew No, no ulcers, no skin break. You can't actually see anything?

26:03🔗 Caller Um, it, it broke the skin.

26:07🔗 Drew It did.

26:08🔗 Adam All right.

26:09🔗 Drew All right, we'll get to this.

26:10🔗 Adam Hang on, it's ready to pay.

26:11🔗 Drew It's the top of this.

26:12🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Nothing fell off, though, right? Okay.

26:15🔗 Adam All right. You gotta get used to our callers not responding. Three-second rule, I give up. Yeah. We will take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this. Yeah, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Shadows and Sinister here tonight from Avenged Sevenfold. Hello. New CD, City of Evil. And you know, it's awesome. We have a staff photographer here at K-Rock Mother Station. She takes pictures when the bands come in. Not all the bands, by the way.

27:02🔗 Drew Special bands.

27:02🔗 Adam Special bands. We should have a good one. Special bands. But I've trained her. And it's awesome. Because let me just say this. I've done a lot of-

27:11🔗 Drew You've trained her by shaming her.

27:12🔗 Adam Trained. Yeah. Yeah. I think the combined trained and shamed.

27:16🔗 Drew Shramed.

27:17🔗 Adam Shramed her. Yeah. Here's the thing. I've done a lot of photo things where they take like 7,000 pictures and then they're like, hey, I got a good picture. These artsy fags, you know, going through thousands of miles of film, like they're doing something. And my thing is, is I could burn 70 rolls of film and get a good picture. That doesn't make me a photographer. You get five pictures and one of them's got a count. That's a photographer. I agree. Look.

27:45🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Hey, man, we do it the same thing.

27:47🔗 Adam You should start telling them. Here's the thing. It's like, look, you call yourself a photographer. If somebody had a gun and he had 2,000 rounds to hit a target, would that be a marksman?

27:58🔗 Avenged Sevenfold No.

27:58🔗 Adam No. You get three shots.

28:00🔗 Avenged Sevenfold I'd be an amateur.

28:01🔗 Adam That's an amateur. You could be drunk. You could be missing an arm. You could be missing an eye. You could, you would eventually hit the bullseye 1,000 yards away with your rifle if someone gave you an unlimited amount of ammunition. The worst shot in the world would eventually hit the target. Right? That is not a, you see Omega Man? That is not.

28:23🔗 Drew Earthquake.

28:24🔗 Adam That is, that is not a marksman. Marksman gets a handful of shots and must hit the target. That's what you photographers need to learn. All right. Now where are we, Drew?

28:34🔗 Drew Talking to Tara. We're gonna finish with her.

28:37🔗 Caller She's been holding for a long time.

28:39🔗 Drew Tara?

28:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:41🔗 Adam Okay. So you cut yourself downstairs.

28:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Were you having vigorous sex? Doing the dishes.

28:48🔗 Caller My boyfriend was, me and he had like really long nails.

28:53🔗 Drew Nice.

28:53🔗 Adam Does he have long nails for?

28:55🔗 Caller I don't know. I guess he just got lazy and didn't cut them.

28:58🔗 Drew Beautiful. That's a beautiful thing. Anyway, and so I wasn't from rough sex. It was just from him having long nails.

29:05🔗 Adam Well, I got this one, guys. Have your boyfriend cut his nails.

29:09🔗 Drew Thank you.

29:10🔗 Caller Well done. Well, but I was wondering like, how do I go about treating it? Do I put like Neosporin on it or is that not good to put down there?

29:17🔗 Adam No, you can't. I think this is bogus.

29:19🔗 Caller No.

29:20🔗 Adam I think you should put the guy on the phone.

29:22🔗 Caller He's not here.

29:23🔗 Adam Where is he? At his house.

29:25🔗 Drew I don't get bogus.

29:26🔗 Adam All right.

29:27🔗 Caller I think our previous caller should send you a cup of ejaculation.

29:32🔗 Drew Is it getting infected? Is there any redness around it?

29:35🔗 Adam It's hot.

29:36🔗 Caller It's like swollen and hurt.

29:39🔗 Adam Take a sit span.

29:40🔗 Caller I get infections really easily.

29:42🔗 Drew Then warm baths followed with some Neosporin or Backdrop Ban if you've got that.

29:47🔗 Adam You got to dry it out though, right?

29:50🔗 Drew Then tomorrow, the next day, start drying it out. You want to first try to make sure it's not a infection.

29:53🔗 Adam Sleep the fan on and your legs are Kimba?

29:55🔗 Drew Yes, that's later. But if the infection gets going, you got to see a doctor quickly.

30:00🔗 Adam All right, Tara. All right, easy with this guy. I don't trust him. I don't like a guy with long nails. I don't either. It's weird. It's a little weird. It smells funny. You leave your pinky long for doing coke, but that's not your finger blasting finger. I mean, come on, people.

30:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:18🔗 Caller All right.

30:19🔗 Drew All right, Tara. All right.

30:20🔗 Adam Good time.

30:20🔗 Caller Have a good one.

30:21🔗 Adam Let's talk to Harold, who's 29.

30:24🔗 Drew Calling from Japan?

30:25🔗 Adam Well, it says he's calling from Japan.

30:27🔗 Caller And Harold.

30:28🔗 Adam Harold. Hello.

30:29🔗 Drew Where are you?

30:29🔗 Yes, I am in Japan. What is up, gentlemen? Wow.

30:34🔗 Drew Harold.

30:34🔗 Adam Not a much. How are you doing? You sound like you're in the military.

30:38🔗 No, no, I was in the military, but that's.

30:41🔗 Avenged Sevenfold What are you doing in Japan?

30:43🔗 I'm an English teacher. I teach preschool and kindergarten children and elementary schools. I work at every single school in this little town that I live in, in the middle of nowhere.

30:55🔗 Caller Wow.

30:55🔗 Caller That's amazing.

30:55🔗 Good for you.

30:56🔗 Caller That kind of goes to show how different those cultures are.

30:59🔗 Adam Do you have to speak Japanese?

31:01🔗 Caller Oh, yes, sir. You do?

31:03🔗 Adam Because I think we've spoken to people before that didn't speak the language they were teaching in, or they spoke the language they were teaching in, but they didn't speak the second language or the language of the land. All right, so you speak Japanese and you learned that in the military?

31:19🔗 Oh, no, I learned Korean in the military. I was a Korean linguist for the Navy, and I learned Japanese. I was an exchange student in high school and in university, and then now I live here with my wife.

31:33🔗 Adam Wow.

31:33🔗 Drew Is she Japanese?

31:35🔗 Yes, sir.

31:35🔗 Drew Wow. Where did you go to college?

31:37🔗 Good job.

31:39🔗 Caller Long Beach State.

31:40🔗 Drew Long Beach State.

31:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

31:42🔗 Yeah, I went to college for like five years. I had to run in the military because I couldn't hack in in junior college, but military discharged me and I went straight to Long Beach State and here I am today.

31:54🔗 Adam Yeah. I got to tell you, if I signed-

31:55🔗 Drew Junior college at Mount Sack?

31:56🔗 Caller Where did you go to junior college?

31:58🔗 I went to about ten different junior colleges. I went to Lane Community College in Oregon, Hartnell College.

32:03🔗 Adam Yeah. God knows how much of the taxpayer's money this guy has wasted before he finally ended up in Kobe.

32:10🔗 Caller Tell us the truth.

32:11🔗 Adam Hey, yeah, here's the other thing too. If I signed up for the Navy and they said you're going to be learning Korean, I'd be pissed. You know what I mean?

32:18🔗 Caller Hey, Adam, I'm the welterweight boxing representative for the Navy.

32:22🔗 Adam Wow.

32:22🔗 Caller Come out to Japan anytime. I'll take you to Hata Naka Gym, where I try to work part-time.

32:26🔗 Drew Listen to that guy.

32:27🔗 Adam His voice just elevated about 10 dB right there. I'm on the next plane, buddy. I want to go out to Hata Naka Gym. Yeah, okay, Sensei.

32:35🔗 Drew What time is it there now?

32:36🔗 Caller It is 2.30 in the afternoon.

32:39🔗 Drew Wow.

32:39🔗 Caller I'm watching like a year old episode of Friday Night Fights while I'm talking to you guys.

32:44🔗 Adam We got to move over to the show to Japan.

32:47🔗 Drew It would be cool, huh?

32:48🔗 Adam Hot chicks rubbing us down.

32:49🔗 Caller My wife making sushi, all you can eat.

32:50🔗 Adam Making a sushi, rubbing us down with the suds bath. I'm just laying back drinking sake in the afternoon. You know, it's 2 in the afternoon. All right, Harold.

32:59🔗 Drew What's up?

33:00🔗 Adam What's up?

33:02🔗 Caller Actually, today is kind of a dark day. My wife has just been admitted to the hospital for chemotherapy.

33:09🔗 Adam Wow.

33:10🔗 Caller She has non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. And the doctors won't let me stay with her. For the first couple of days, Japanese hospitals, they work a little bit different, but...

33:20🔗 Adam I got this one, guys. Come back to America. Yeah.

33:24🔗 Caller If I could afford health care in the States, I would, but...

33:29🔗 Adam How is the health care? Japan seems like a decent place to go down.

33:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

33:34🔗 Adam Right? Yeah. I mean, you could do a hell of a lot worse in Japan. And they won't let you stay with her just because of regulations or rules they have in that culture?

33:45🔗 Caller Yes. Very secretive. Very secretive. But it's only for the first couple of days. I can go see her after the third, fourth day.

33:54🔗 Drew Do you know what cell type she has?

33:56🔗 Caller Yes. She has a large follicular B cell.

34:02🔗 Drew Large B cell flick, flick, flick, yeah. So those are rapidly growing. Is she a stage three or stage four?

34:09🔗 Caller She is a stage four.

34:12🔗 Drew Yeah. Those are rapidly growing. Those have the greatest response rates. Yeah. However, they have the highest recurrence rates. So are they going to do something aggressive like a bone marrow or something on her?

34:26🔗 Caller They are using that as an option if she is having E-Shop chemotherapy. Our E-Shop, they are using Rituxan with it. But they are going to…

34:37🔗 Drew She will get… She will respond to that. She will do really well for a while. And hopefully… But she will get very, very sick with that.

34:44🔗 Adam With the chemo. Yeah. Because chemo is like poison.

34:47🔗 Drew It is a poison. But particularly with lymphomas, you have to really shut down the immune system and they get infections and things.

34:51🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, the doctors here, you know, I have argued with them a lot. Usually Japanese people, they are not very informed about their health.

35:01🔗 Drew Right.

35:01🔗 Caller And I have talked to the doctors. I have really kept the lines of communication open with them. I read that melatonin was good to help with her… to keep her white blood cell count from going down.

35:16🔗 Drew The blood cell count is going to go to zero. It has to. That is how they kill the cancer and that is how they get the infections. So what they do is they put them on very powerful antibiotics and antifungal agents to prevent that from becoming a serious issue. But that whole induction phase is going to be very treacherous and very difficult. But they have got it down pretty good. She should do fine with that. The real big issue is what next, whatever occurs, that kind of thing.

35:44🔗 Adam Okay. All right, Harold.

35:45🔗 Drew Good luck, Harold.

35:45🔗 Adam Good luck.

35:46🔗 Caller Sorry to hear about that, buddy.

35:47🔗 Caller Good luck.

35:47🔗 Drew What should she do?

35:48🔗 Caller Thanks a lot.

35:49🔗 Adam Tell us how it's going.

35:53🔗 Drew Call us back, will you?

35:53🔗 Adam Call us back.

35:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:55🔗 Caller Thank you very much.

35:55🔗 Caller I will.

35:56🔗 Drew All right.

35:56🔗 Caller All right, Harold.

35:57🔗 Adam See you, man.

35:57🔗 Caller All right.

35:58🔗 Adam Wow.

35:59🔗 Drew I just did a whole bunch of study all day of Lance Armstrong's story. Oh, you did? I got to interview him this weekend.

36:04🔗 Adam You do?

36:05🔗 Drew Yeah. And another interesting story that way. I mean, same kind of thing.

36:09🔗 Adam I heard he was thinking about coming out of retirement.

36:12🔗 Drew I know. I read that today. I got to ask him why he's been on retirement for like 18 days.

36:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, here's the thing. First off, nobody retires anymore.

36:22🔗 Drew Yeah, that's true.

36:23🔗 Adam Number two. So I've stopped listening when people retire.

36:26🔗 Drew I'm going to declare that. I agree.

36:28🔗 Adam The next thing is, I think the French have been giving him a hard time saying that he was getting in a blood domain and stuff like that. You don't buy that.

36:37🔗 Drew No, who cares? You know what I mean?

36:40🔗 Adam Well, let's have we listen to the French. Let's say it's a very valid point. The thing is too is whatever he does or did, if he did or does do anything, and I'm sure it's not anything else, anyone else, any other competitor does or did.

36:54🔗 Drew The guy had to take medicines like that when he was recovering from the cancer, first of all. So maybe there was some traces left over from that. The guy, it's not like he didn't prove himself a couple of times over, you know what I'm saying?

37:05🔗 Adam I don't think they really have anything on him. They just sort of make these accusations.

37:08🔗 Drew It's a zero, it's like a total zero.

37:11🔗 Adam Oh really?

37:11🔗 Drew It's a zero.

37:12🔗 Adam You may be in on it, Drew. Now I trust you. You may be the doctor behind the blood doping. He knows too much.

37:18🔗 Drew I said too much.

37:18🔗 Adam Yeah, so here's the thing, he's getting angry or he wants to come out of retirement, shut the French up and go back and win an eight tour de France, but then they would just make fun of him.

37:29🔗 Drew You know, when you hear how sick he was, I mean this guy had, I didn't realize he had to have neurosurgery, his brain opened up and cancer had taken out.

37:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

37:36🔗 Drew It's crazy.

37:37🔗 Adam Maybe they took out the gland that makes him tired.

37:40🔗 Drew Yeah, well, those kinds of things occur.

37:43🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

37:43🔗 Drew Yeah, it makes you feel pain.

37:44🔗 Adam Yeah, they just zap it with like a soldering iron and he feels no pain.

37:49🔗 Drew It's good, whatever.

37:51🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm going to get that. All right, let's take one more call, Drew, and then we'll hit the break. No, you don't want to do that? Has that sex in over a month?

38:00🔗 Drew Get a ban call at the bottom for him.

38:01🔗 Yeah. Uh-oh.

38:03🔗 Adam Edwin?

38:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:05🔗 Adam 23?

38:06🔗 Caller What's up?

38:07🔗 Adam How's it going, man? Got a question for the man.

38:09🔗 Drew From Huntington Beach.

38:10🔗 Caller What's up, Shadows?

38:11🔗 Caller This is Edwin.

38:13🔗 Avenged Sevenfold How you doing, man?

38:14🔗 Caller I'm good. How are you?

38:15🔗 Avenged Sevenfold I'm doing good, man.

38:17🔗 Caller Good, man.

38:18🔗 Drew What's hanging out?

38:19🔗 Caller I'm actually by the Del Taco across the street from Huntington Beach High School. That's awesome. I came out to get some food, dude, and I turned on the radio and there you were. So I thought I'd call and say what up.

38:29🔗 Drew Did you go to school with these guys?

38:31🔗 Caller I think I went to school with Shadows. Grade school. We grew up.

38:34🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Grade school, yep.

38:36🔗 Caller And in Huntington Beach.

38:37🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Second grade.

38:38🔗 Drew Well, he recognizes your voice. It hasn't changed at all since you were eight.

38:43🔗 Adam Well, Edwin, you landed on your feet.

38:49🔗 Caller I just wanted to give a call. Say what's up to Shadows and congratulate them on the album and see if they had any plans. Yeah, I know the new album just came out, but if they had any plans for another album and touring in Southern California anytime soon.

39:03🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Yeah, you know, we're touring soon.

39:05🔗 Drew They'll be at Irvine Bren Center on December 1st.

39:10🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Tickets go on sale Friday.

39:12🔗 Drew They'll be in Tampa on October 16th.

39:15🔗 Adam I don't think Edwin has that kind of range.

39:17🔗 Drew October 13th, as long as he brought it up.

39:19🔗 Adam Moped range.

39:20🔗 Drew New York, October 27th, Norfolk, Virginia, October 19th.

39:25🔗 Adam Yeah.

39:26🔗 Drew San Diego, October 7th.

39:29🔗 Adam Edwin might make it.

39:29🔗 Avenged Sevenfold He'll talk about after the bar closes.

39:31🔗 Drew The Tempe.

39:32🔗 Adam Edwin could make it out to San Diego if he had to.

39:35🔗 Drew There you go.

39:36🔗 Adam Okay, thanks, sir. It's fantastic. We'll take a quick break.

39:40🔗 Drew Thanks for the nice setup, though.

39:42🔗 Adam All right, buddy. We'll talk on during the break. We'll be right back after this.

39:48🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Loveline, we'll be right back.

40:00🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. Well, Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Avenged Sevenfold is in studio tonight. I think this is them. Bumping us in. Is it them?

40:11🔗 Drew That sounds like them.

40:12🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Is it a new record?

40:13🔗 Adam Yeah, that sounds awesome, fellas. It's a new direction.

40:15🔗 Avenged Sevenfold We knew it was a hit the minute we wrote it.

40:17🔗 Drew We're heroes then, brother.

40:18🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. We are going to take some phone calls. Oh, it's time to play a little Germany or Florida.

40:25🔗 Drew Yeah, it's time.

40:26🔗 Caller Nice.

40:27🔗 Adam Here's how the game goes, fellas.

40:28🔗 Drew Oh, he's not from Canada, too. International night for you guys.

40:31🔗 Adam Wow. Someone's calling in playing Germany or Florida from Canada. They all bizarre stories emanate from either Germany or Florida, as you rockers know.

40:40🔗 Caller Lucien Meninge-Font.

40:41🔗 Adam So is he speaking Florida?

40:44🔗 Avenged Sevenfold That's Florida.

40:45🔗 Drew He's a gator.

40:47🔗 Adam So you speak German?

40:49🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Yes.

40:49🔗 Adam Good.

40:50🔗 Avenged Sevenfold 100 percent.

40:50🔗 Adam Good. So fluent. This is going to work. Dan?

40:54🔗 That's right. Germany or Florida, guys?

40:56🔗 Adam Here we go.

40:58🔗 Outraged that her seven-year-old son refused to go to Sunday school, a single mother allegedly tried to burn the boy to death in the bedroom, police said. A little later that day, she attempted to choke him with a belt. Germany or Florida?

41:12🔗 Drew Boy, that smacks. That's got Florida all over it.

41:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:16🔗 Drew However, our callers have gotten good.

41:19🔗 Adam They have. They have.

41:20🔗 Avenged Sevenfold I'm going to go in Germany.

41:23🔗 Drew That screws me up.

41:24🔗 Avenged Sevenfold I'm going to Florida.

41:25🔗 Drew What do you think? I'm staying in Florida.

41:27🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Are you liberal?

41:28🔗 Caller It's Florida.

41:30🔗 Adam Here's my thing. Once you get inside your head.

41:33🔗 Drew I'm going to Florida.

41:34🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

41:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

41:35🔗 Adam You know how we got this far in Germany or Florida?

41:38🔗 Drew By our instincts.

41:39🔗 Adam Guts.

41:40🔗 Drew Yes.

41:40🔗 Adam Cat-like instincts. You understand?

41:42🔗 Drew Yeah, I do.

41:42🔗 Adam The day you abandon that.

41:44🔗 Drew I know. It went to my head.

41:45🔗 Adam When you go out there to play Germany or Florida, that's all you bring. Do you know what I'm saying?

41:49🔗 Drew When you bring a bunch of other stuff, it gets in the way.

41:51🔗 Adam That's right, man.

41:52🔗 Drew That's right.

41:53🔗 Adam All right. So where are we?

41:54🔗 Drew I'm at Florida.

41:55🔗 Adam Shadows?

41:56🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Florida.

41:57🔗 Adam Sinister?

41:58🔗 Avenged Sevenfold I changed my mind to Florida.

42:00🔗 Adam Oh, well, wait a minute. Now someone's coming down. Hi, Germany.

42:02🔗 Caller Hey.

42:04🔗 Adam All right. Let me write this down. Sinister's got Germany, Shadows by Florida. Is it three Florida's into Germany?

42:09🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Yeah.

42:10🔗 Adam Oh, yeah?

42:10🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Don't let me down, man.

42:11🔗 Adam Drew, come on, buddy. You got to come in. You got to verbally come in.

42:13🔗 Drew Florida.

42:14🔗 Avenged Sevenfold This is easy. Florida.

42:15🔗 Adam Florida?

42:15🔗 Drew I'm saying Florida, but they've screwed with it.

42:17🔗 Adam Dan?

42:18🔗 Caller That's right. Florida is correct.

42:20🔗 Adam Yeah. There you go. Yeah. All right, Drew.

42:23🔗 Caller You're back.

42:24🔗 Adam I told you I was back. Drew had a pretty couple of rough outings.

42:28🔗 Drew Traumatic.

42:29🔗 Adam A couple of rough. Yeah.

42:30🔗 Drew Ten, ten.

42:31🔗 Adam Well, I'm being kind. But the point is, is he's now three for three over the last few weeks. And he's back.

42:38🔗 Drew I'm back.

42:39🔗 Adam All right, Dan. Thanks. No problem. You sure he's not some shield that you set up to build your confidence, Drew? This is something you worked out in advance. You know what I'm saying?

42:48🔗 Drew I'm just, I'm not talking about it.

42:50🔗 Adam All right.

42:50🔗 Drew I'm just telling you, Dan. Lancer Armstrong did not go.

42:53🔗 Adam What part of Canada are you calling from?

42:55🔗 Caller I'm calling from Waterloo, Ontario.

42:58🔗 Drew Nice.

42:58🔗 Adam And where do you get the show?

43:01🔗 Caller Get It Off the Internet. Wow.

43:03🔗 Drew How far north is Waterloo? Are you way up there?

43:06🔗 Caller I'm about, it's about an hour east of Toronto.

43:10🔗 Drew Not too far up. It's off the lakes.

43:12🔗 Caller I'm about two hours from the border.

43:15🔗 Adam Come on, man.

43:16🔗 Avenged Sevenfold You're killing us over here.

43:17🔗 Adam True, true. Here's the thing, here's the thing about me and Kana. I barely know the states in the cities in this country.

43:27🔗 Drew You'd be much better than, listen, last eight years or so, you've really come a long way.

43:32🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.

43:35🔗 Drew Lordy.

43:36🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, that's, when you're clean slate, that's what happens.

43:39🔗 Drew That's rapid rise, yeah.

43:41🔗 Adam Yeah, when you're like a feral child, when you're like a Jodie Foster in that movie, she's like, nanny, can you make me? That's how I started out.

43:49🔗 Chick-a-Pay.

43:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Joanna? Joanna?

43:58🔗 Caller Hello?

43:59🔗 Drew There you are.

44:00🔗 Adam How far could that phone be away from your head?

44:02🔗 Caller Do you know about the three second rule?

44:04🔗 Caller Well, I've been on hold for over an hour, so I had to put the phone down and rest my hand a little bit.

44:08🔗 Drew Careful, Joanna.

44:10🔗 Adam But to be exact, you've been on hold for 56 minutes and 35 seconds.

44:14🔗 Drew I love that standard.

44:15🔗 Adam That's a short stay. Yeah. Nothing by it. All right. Go ahead.

44:20🔗 Caller So I've been in a relationship for about six months, and we actually moved in together about three months ago, and we haven't had sex for the past month. My boyfriend stays out late a lot, says he's playing poker with the boys, but I suspect that something else might be going on.

44:41🔗 Adam Trust your woman's intuition. The man is cheating on you.

44:43🔗 Drew It's a horrible relationship already at six months. How's it gonna be at six years?

44:47🔗 Adam Sometimes they even am.

44:48🔗 Drew No, this is a bad time.

44:50🔗 Adam Both couples stop. No, it's done. Both parties stop caring.

44:52🔗 Drew And here's the way, he's doing drugs, he's doing whatever, he's out.

44:56🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Something that you don't want him to be doing.

44:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:57🔗 Adam Guaranteed.

44:59🔗 Drew Guaranteed.

44:59🔗 Adam Even if it's poker. What time, or it's maybe poke her, what time is he coming home?

45:05🔗 Caller Usually about midnight, one in the morning. What does he do for a living? He does security.

45:12🔗 Adam How was he when you first met him? Was he pretty promiscuous?

45:15🔗 Caller Did he come on to you pretty strong?

45:16🔗 Drew Did he cheat on somebody else to get you? Yeah.

45:19🔗 Caller Yeah, he was pretty promiscuous. And we had records.

45:21🔗 Caller Yeah, there you go.

45:22🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Listen, no change.

45:24🔗 Drew However his last relationships ended, that's how yours is gonna go.

45:28🔗 Adam Well, look, ladies, yes. If you meet a guy, and it's like I met him in a club, and I didn't know he had a girlfriend, and he said he was single, we went home, and then he dumped his girlfriend, and we hooked up. Well, that's how he operates.

45:39🔗 Drew That's his deal, especially when he's in his early 20s. I mean, if he gets out of that, he won't get out at like 32, if he gets out of it.

45:49🔗 Adam Yeah, he's coming home at 12, though. It's not that late.

45:53🔗 Avenged Sevenfold And you don't think there's any possibility that he might just be sexually frustrated with the relationship?

45:57🔗 Adam Passion is passion, you know?

45:59🔗 Drew You just have to deal with that.

46:02🔗 Caller My boyfriend just locked in.

46:04🔗 Adam All right, put him on the phone. Let's see if he's cheating.

46:07🔗 Caller Okay, hold on.

46:08🔗 Drew Let's put him on hold a second.

46:11🔗 Caller Hello.

46:11🔗 Adam Okay.

46:12🔗 Caller Hey, what's up? Yeah, what's up?

46:14🔗 Adam Boyfriend of Joanna?

46:16🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Playing poker?

46:17🔗 Adam All right, what were you doing tonight?

46:19🔗 Caller I was, I was playing poker.

46:22🔗 Adam All right.

46:23🔗 Drew I was, yeah.

46:24🔗 Caller Okay.

46:25🔗 Avenged Sevenfold What was the best hand you got?

46:27🔗 Caller I had aces over 10, but somebody, some guy had the fourth five in the deck and I lost about 100 bucks.

46:34🔗 Adam Good and good specific information.

46:36🔗 Avenged Sevenfold There you go.

46:37🔗 Adam There you go. He was receiving a BJ at the time, but it's good specific information.

46:42🔗 Drew Could be just probably one thing.

46:43🔗 Caller Wait, wait, wait, who's, who's, who's your guest tonight?

46:46🔗 Avenged Sevenfold This is Lincoln Park.

46:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:48🔗 Caller Lincoln Park.

46:49🔗 Adam It's Avenged Sevenfold, but hold on, hold on a second. Cause we got to take quick break.

46:53🔗 Drew You hold for a second?

46:54🔗 Caller Yeah, I'll hold.

46:55🔗 Adam Stay with us. We got to take a quick break. Like Avenged Sevenfold in studio. We're doing a, we're doing a band member swap. None of the members are leaving. I'm actually going home. Oh, good. Nice. And the reference is going to come and sit in for me. We'll take a quick break. We'll get to the bottom of Joanna and her disgruntled employee of a boyfriend after this. Yeah! It's the Loveline of Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Bumping in with a little more Avenged Sevenfold.

47:55🔗 Avenged Sevenfold And the Rev has joined us.

47:57🔗 Caller Yes, hello everybody.

47:58🔗 Adam Yeah, we kicked the...

47:59🔗 Caller Let's take the thing from the top.

48:00🔗 Adam We got the Rev'ing in here, so we're just gonna start fresh.

48:02🔗 Caller That's a good choice.

48:03🔗 Adam We'll hear something off the CD, City of Evil, and a couple of few. We got a few more phone calls to take first. Irregular size, Labia.

48:14🔗 Drew Good times.

48:14🔗 Adam That's a party. Cat?

48:17🔗 Drew Yes?

48:18🔗 Adam You're 18?

48:18🔗 Drew Oh, wait, wait. We just finished with Johanna, our boy- Do we hang up?

48:20🔗 Adam Hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.

48:22🔗 Drew One second, Cat.

48:25🔗 Adam Is this boyfriend of Johanna?

48:27🔗 Caller Yeah, this is boyfriend. How you doing?

48:29🔗 Caller What's your name?

48:30🔗 Caller Put me back on that commercial with donating organs. I've never heard something like that. You guys can have my liver if you want. I need a new one though.

48:36🔗 All right, buddy.

48:38🔗 Drew Comedian. That's what he does.

48:39🔗 Adam What's your name?

48:41🔗 Caller Chris.

48:42🔗 Adam All right, Chris, so your girlfriend, Johanna, called as she's a little bit worried because she says you're out all the time and you're just not interested in her.

48:52🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't know. I'm still pretty young though. But hey, just real quick, you said you had Avenged Sevenfold in there. I was wondering, whatever happened to Pinkley Smooth, sinister and the Reverend? Wow.

49:03🔗 Caller Who is that?

49:03🔗 Caller What is that?

49:04🔗 Avenged Sevenfold The Rev is actually in here to answer questions.

49:05🔗 Caller What is that? Yeah, I'm here and that's an old side project and we don't have the time for that.

49:12🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, I was wondering if...

49:15🔗 Adam Hold on, hold on a second.

49:17🔗 Drew This is a bogus call.

49:18🔗 Adam Well, it's either that or we're asking the questions.

49:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

49:22🔗 Adam We'll get to just start asking questions.

49:25🔗 Caller That was my uncle. No, I'm just kidding.

49:27🔗 Drew Yeah, you're nice.

49:28🔗 Adam What's his name? Is this his name, John?

49:30🔗 Drew Chris.

49:30🔗 Adam Oh, Chris.

49:32🔗 Caller Chris. Yes.

49:34🔗 Adam We get to ask the questions.

49:36🔗 Caller Okay.

49:37🔗 Adam All right. All right. Now, I agree with Drew. I think this is a bogus call.

49:41🔗 Caller A bogus call?

49:42🔗 Caller Why do you think that? Well, I just come home with my girlfriends on the phone, on the radio. I'm trying to, I'm just trying to deal with this right now.

49:49🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Now I think it's more of a bogus call.

49:52🔗 Drew Yeah. We didn't hear her tell you you were on the radio. Magically, he happened to walk in.

49:55🔗 Adam Yeah. We didn't hear you come in either.

49:57🔗 Drew We figured out, magically, she was talking to somebody on the radio. I didn't even get that out.

50:01🔗 Adam And I'm also going to go out.

50:03🔗 Caller Sinister. Sinister, she's your stepbrother. I love her.

50:06🔗 Adam All right. I think...

50:08🔗 Drew Who is it? Is she your stepbrother?

50:10🔗 Adam I think that was a bogus call.

50:12🔗 Caller That was very bogus. I know who that is.

50:14🔗 Drew You do know who it is?

50:14🔗 Caller Shut up, John. And you stop calling. And whoever that is, you're calling your girlfriend.

50:22🔗 Adam Was his name John?

50:23🔗 Drew Well, he knows.

50:24🔗 Avenged Sevenfold I think I know who that is, too.

50:25🔗 Adam What do you think his name is?

50:26🔗 Avenged Sevenfold When the Avenged Sevenfold gets in here, we ruin the whole show.

50:30🔗 Adam That was ruined before you guys got here. What was that guy's name?

50:34🔗 Avenged Sevenfold 40 to 80 percent off.

50:36🔗 Caller John Garrah. That's our lead guitarist stepbrother. I recognized his voice when he said it.

50:41🔗 Avenged Sevenfold After he said that, yeah.

50:42🔗 Adam Did he say his name was John?

50:43🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, no, he said Chris, but he was clearly making it up. I could tell.

50:47🔗 Caller He said his name was John right at the end.

50:48🔗 Adam And they're from Canada. Drew, I called him John.

50:51🔗 Drew Yes, you did.

50:52🔗 Adam And I started, you see what I started writing here? J-O-H. And why did I call him John? Wow. You gotta go back and listen to this.

50:59🔗 Drew Hey, the great magnet.

51:00🔗 Adam Thought his name was John. Ooh, the great magnet at work, Drew. Kat?

51:07🔗 Caller Yes.

51:08🔗 Drew Thank you for giving us a real call.

51:10🔗 Avenged Sevenfold That's my sister.

51:11🔗 Adam Yeah. You have, let's hope not, because you have a regular sized labia.

51:17🔗 Caller That's correct.

51:18🔗 Adam Kids in the way of sex.

51:19🔗 Drew One is bigger than the other or both sort of unsightly?

51:22🔗 Caller One is far bigger than the other.

51:25🔗 Adam Far bigger.

51:26🔗 Drew Well, I actually scrubbed in for the Discovery Health Show, say Wednesday. Yeah, my show's on tonight, Wednesday, the Strictly Sex Midnight on Discovery Health Channel.

51:33🔗 Adam Too late with Adam Carolla tonight on Comedy Central, everybody.

51:36🔗 Drew 25 minutes.

51:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

51:37🔗 Caller I'll be watching both.

51:39🔗 Adam Thank you.

51:39🔗 Drew Good cat. But the one thing we did do is a show about laser vaginal rejuvenation. And as part of that, they do these labial reconstructions and they're very slick and really non-traumatic and easy. I was really sort of impressed by the whole procedure.

51:53🔗 Adam How does it work with the laser when you're doing this?

51:55🔗 Drew It's just a knife. It's another kind of knife that isn't likely to cause a lot of local trauma or bleeding.

52:01🔗 Adam Does the laser cauterize it as it cuts?

52:05🔗 Drew Correct.

52:06🔗 Adam So I mean if you use the laser to modify alabia, you're literally just, it's if you're trimming the fat off a piece of flank steak.

52:18🔗 Drew Yes, exactly.

52:20🔗 Adam Really? Yeah.

52:21🔗 Drew It doesn't look quite that.

52:23🔗 Adam I'm hungry and horny now.

52:25🔗 Caller You guys are serious professionals.

52:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

52:28🔗 Caller Because we're sitting over here with horrified looks on our faces. You guys are very nice and professional. You take a look.

52:33🔗 Adam And what is the laser look like?

52:35🔗 Drew I mean, is it like it looks like a knife, like like a pen?

52:38🔗 Adam Looks like a pen.

52:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:40🔗 Adam And what do they have to put something behind it so it doesn't burn through?

52:45🔗 Drew I didn't see her really doing that. Well, when it's just sort of no, you just sort of sort of holds it out. Just goes just like you were the knife.

52:51🔗 Adam And what if you put your hand in front of it?

52:53🔗 Drew I think at a certain distance, it cuts only a particular distance from the from the knife.

52:57🔗 Adam Wow. And so you do that with the laser.

52:59🔗 Drew You just you just trim the extra piece of label just comes off.

53:03🔗 Adam Oh, man. I'm smelling burnt pubes.

53:06🔗 Drew Oh, it smells like burned flesh. But it's a it's a cool procedure. You might look it up on the web as a surgeon by the name of Hale Parn, H-A-I-L-P-E-R-N.

53:14🔗 Adam I think it is going to be nice for the chick when she wakes up. But who's that? Drew, what that what the just what you stay in and staring at my vagina for the last hour and a half for a while passed out.

53:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:27🔗 Drew Elegant procedure.

53:28🔗 Adam All right. So they can do wonders down there.

53:31🔗 Drew Yeah, they can. Yeah. I remember one time you and I had a little point counterpoint in here with a surgeon that did those procedures. Yeah. The guy against it was saying that it was putting undue pressure on women for aesthetics, about an area that naturally has a progression through life. I'll tell you what, it's a fairly non-traumatic procedure. These women are very happy with it when it's over.

53:53🔗 Caller Well, my, yeah, my gynecologist.

53:55🔗 Adam I've seen the before and after book.

53:57🔗 Drew It's amazing.

53:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:58🔗 Caller It goes from this to this. I asked my gynecologist about it and she just said it's not worth it, they're normal-looking. I'm like, no, no, really, they're not. I mean, it gets in the way.

54:09🔗 Adam Here's the thing, you, unfortunately, you're sort of in charge of figuring that out.

54:15🔗 Drew The women I spoke to that had these procedures done were frustrated with the way they were dismissed by their caretakers, the doctors and whatnot, because mostly these women had children and stuff and were sort of given the line that, well, it's just that seven kids, you are a mom, that's the way it goes, you know? And they really very badly, they couldn't feel sexual and then they got mad at their husband because he was fine with it, but she couldn't feel understood by him.

54:37🔗 Adam Well, it's clear that other women don't want other women's vaginas to look nice. Very clear.

54:43🔗 Drew You know, that's what it starts to boil down to.

54:45🔗 Adam You're thinking of like a chub pack of ground beef with an M80 in it and to tell you it looks fine. You know what I'm saying?

54:54🔗 Drew Yeah, I'm just imagining a chub pack of ground beef with an M80 right now.

54:57🔗 Adam Sweetie, it looks beautiful.

54:58🔗 Drew Hold on, hold on.

54:59🔗 Adam It's natural.

55:00🔗 Drew Okay, got it.

55:01🔗 Adam It's natural. It's the way God, yes, meanwhile she's rushing out getting a boob job.

55:06🔗 Drew Well, ask her, right, ask her if it's something that she's interested in for the guys or for who, who is trying to press.

55:11🔗 Adam Well, she's self-conscious. Kat?

55:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:16🔗 Adam Have guys ever commented on this?

55:19🔗 Caller I've only been with one guy.

55:21🔗 Adam Mm-hmm, and what did he say?

55:23🔗 Caller He doesn't mind it. He knows it gets in the way and he knows it bothers me. And I really don't find it attractive at all. And I think that kind of affects our sex.

55:33🔗 Drew See, women, here's the deal, this is what-

55:35🔗 Adam Yeah, they gotta feel beautiful.

55:36🔗 Drew I encountered this over and over again with these women. It was like, I don't like how I look, therefore I can't feel sexual. That's why they wear the fallacy underwear.

55:43🔗 Caller Well, we're very conscious of it.

55:44🔗 Adam Hold on, true. This isn't about you.

55:46🔗 Drew Hold on, Chad. And if he doesn't understand that, she feels even more angry and less understood. And now I really can't feel sexual.

55:55🔗 Adam But the part where it gets in the way-

55:59🔗 Caller You got to-

56:01🔗 Adam Well, that sounds-

56:02🔗 Caller It's not like ginormous or anything. It's just, you know, it's when I'm wearing panties, I notice when I'm urinating, I notice-

56:12🔗 Adam Yeah, but does it actually get in the way when you're having sex, like a basset hound's ears do when they're walking?

56:21🔗 Caller It just needs to be moved.

56:23🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Well, I'm sure if you go to another doctor and have a couple different opinions, you can get it worked out.

56:28🔗 Drew Did you write that name down I gave you? Hill Parn.

56:31🔗 Caller Yeah, Hill Parn.

56:32🔗 Drew H-I-L-P-E-R-N.

56:34🔗 Adam There are people who do this and you don't want to talk to your jealous chick of a gynecologist. You need to find some swarmy guy. You know what I'm saying? You need a dude with a pinky ring and some tanning cream on to tell you what he can do for your vagina.

56:50🔗 Drew Wait, Marcel can't help out.

56:51🔗 Adam Dr. Marcel, that's who I'm thinking of. You don't need some chick, some dyke going, Sweetie, you just as got created. You don't let any man ever tell you what you, no, no, you need a dude who's wearing like puka shells. You know what I mean? And a pinky ring and maybe a choker and he's just, you know, he's got a shirt undone. I don't know what kind of, he's wearing a members only jacket, turquoise. You know, that kind of gynecologist. You know what I mean? Cowboy hat.

57:21🔗 Drew Nice.

57:22🔗 Adam He tilts his back when he goes in for work. You know what I mean? Yeah.

57:27🔗 Drew Not.

57:28🔗 Adam Do you think in Texas there's gynecologists who wear cowboy hats? They wear a lot of boots and hats over there.

57:33🔗 Drew I bet.

57:33🔗 Adam Huge belt buckle in the way. OK. That's what I got to get. I got to get a big belt buckle. You know why? You know why? Because when you have a big belt buckle, you're telling the world you've done something.

57:47🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Telling the world you're a man.

57:48🔗 Adam Yeah. You're not you're not doing it now and you're not going to do it in the future. But at one point, you did something. Drove a truck, rode a bull, busted a brunk. You know what I mean? That's where you got that big belt buckle. I see.

58:00🔗 Drew So it's like a heavyweight champion of the world.

58:01🔗 Adam Yeah, it's kind of like that for, yeah. Yeah. For guys drive trucks. And also, I think it would offer a fair degree of protection. I mean, you got to you got to think about how many men's lives have been saved by huge belt buckles, guys stabbing at you, guys shooting at you. It happens.

58:18🔗 Caller One of my friends actually got, he got his intestines busted open in a car wreck by wearing a big, a big belt.

58:25🔗 Adam That's my point.

58:25🔗 Caller From the seatbelt.

58:26🔗 Adam Oh, no, wait a minute.

58:27🔗 Caller No, it was, it was reversed.

58:28🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. Well, look.

58:30🔗 Caller One time only.

58:31🔗 Avenged Sevenfold I would never attack or fight a man with a big belt buckle. So it's protection.

58:34🔗 Adam Yeah, not only, not only does it work as a shield, but you don't want to mess with this guy. You have to kick your ass.

58:41🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Because you know he's done something.

58:41🔗 Drew Well, it could be like Batman's utility belt. Who knows what he's got in there?

58:45🔗 Adam It pulls something out of there. Yeah.

58:47🔗 Drew Let's take a call.

58:48🔗 Adam Okay. Let's have a nice belt buckle. That's all. Dee?

58:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:53🔗 Adam You're 19? Yeah. You know, reversible.

58:57🔗 Drew Come on, hold on.

58:57🔗 Adam Reversible jackets never get used, but that reversible belt does.

59:01🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:02🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

59:03🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Yeah.

59:03🔗 Adam Where you flip the belt, you snap that thing over, you got a brown one on one side, a black one on the other.

59:08🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Is this one of those calls, the three second?

59:11🔗 Drew No, no. Not at all.

59:12🔗 Adam I was just thinking about reversible stuff. The reversible jacket, no one's ever done it. No one's ever reversed a jacket and worn it. You guys don't even know from reversible jackets. They used to have them. They used to have jackets that were like two jackets in one.

59:26🔗 Drew You'd wear them.

59:27🔗 Adam Yeah, but you would never reverse them.

59:29🔗 Drew Because you liked one side best.

59:30🔗 Adam You guys have grown up in a society where you don't even know about reversible jackets.

59:34🔗 Drew Dee, what's going on?

59:35🔗 Caller Fresh Prince reversed one.

59:36🔗 Caller Hey, oh my god. I just want to say hi to the Rev and Shadows. And I don't know if it's in there. It's in there, but hi. How you doing? Hello. Pretty good. Oh my god. I just want to tell you, you guys are so amazing. And your new CD is phenomenal. And I can't wait to see you guys on tour.

59:52🔗 Adam Thank you so much. Well, December 1st, they're going to be on.

59:56🔗 Caller I've been a fan since 99. And oh my god, I'm so nervous right now.

59:59🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Very nice.

1:00:01🔗 Adam Where are they going to be?

1:00:02🔗 Caller They're going to be, I'm going to go watch them on October 7th at SOMA, December 1st at Irvine, December 2nd in Las Vegas.

1:00:09🔗 Adam That's right.

1:00:09🔗 Drew Las Vegas. I didn't see Las Vegas.

1:00:11🔗 Caller Get in the front row, I'll throw you a stick.

1:00:13🔗 Caller Oh my god.

1:00:14🔗 Drew Oh yeah, Friday, December 2nd.

1:00:16🔗 Caller I guess I'll be there.

1:00:17🔗 Adam He's not talking about a drumstick. He means he'll have sex with you. That's the way drummers say it, I'll throw you a stick. All right, Dee.

1:00:25🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Thanks, Dee.

1:00:27🔗 Adam All right, bye. You pull your top up so they know it's you.

1:00:30🔗 Avenged Sevenfold All right.

1:00:31🔗 Caller OK, I've been with my boyfriend for about two months now and he's been bugging me to give him a blow lately and I've never given one.

1:00:41🔗 Avenged Sevenfold You just got to go for it.

1:00:42🔗 Drew Wow.

1:00:42🔗 Caller How many months you been with him?

1:00:44🔗 Caller Like about two, three months.

1:00:45🔗 Avenged Sevenfold You have a very understanding boyfriend.

1:00:47🔗 Drew How long has he been bugging you?

1:00:49🔗 Caller For like about two months.

1:00:50🔗 Drew Two or three months.

1:00:51🔗 Adam You just lost your you lost your backstage pass in your tour of the bus.

1:00:55🔗 Caller Oh, that's.

1:00:57🔗 Caller How's that?

1:00:58🔗 Caller How old is how old is he?

1:01:00🔗 Adam He is 19, which is all right. 18, which is ancient by Loveline BJ standards.

1:01:08🔗 Drew Yes, it is a good sign.

1:01:10🔗 Adam Yeah, I guess it's a good sign.

1:01:11🔗 Caller The 90s here.

1:01:12🔗 Adam Yeah, you're. Oh, you may be you may be scared of the scared of the penis. Right.

1:01:18🔗 Caller No, I'm not.

1:01:19🔗 Adam Well, why won't you get a BJ?

1:01:21🔗 Caller I don't know. I mean, I've never had a scary one or something. I've just heard so many things like things go wrong with my friends. And I'm just like, I don't want to be that girl.

1:01:30🔗 Adam And what happened? Like the belt buckle story? I guess penis goes through the back of the skull. Well, what happens? What's going on? And by the way, has any of you guys ever had a BJ that went so horribly wrong?

1:01:42🔗 Caller I think I personally have.

1:01:44🔗 Adam Really?

1:01:45🔗 Caller It's really the...

1:01:46🔗 Adam Dude was one of the worstest.

1:01:47🔗 Caller No, it's one of the worst things that's ever happened to me.

1:01:50🔗 Adam Really?

1:01:50🔗 Drew What happened?

1:01:51🔗 Caller What happened? Well, you know, some alcohol, I guess this girl had been drinking. Yes, she threw up all over me.

1:02:00🔗 Drew That's just, you know, that's what I was saying.

1:02:01🔗 Caller Oh come on, you guys are downplaying that? That's terrible.

1:02:03🔗 Adam That's heartbreaking. No, that's traumatizing.

1:02:07🔗 Drew I mean...

1:02:08🔗 Adam No, it's traumatizing. That's why you gotta get them standing up when you're on the road.

1:02:13🔗 Drew Okay.

1:02:13🔗 Adam You never go for the laugh.

1:02:14🔗 Caller You just gotta take it easy and just do what you feel comfortable with.

1:02:17🔗 Adam Oh, okay. All right.

1:02:18🔗 Caller And she was 19, too.

1:02:19🔗 Adam Yeah, well, here's the thing.

1:02:20🔗 Caller Just kidding.

1:02:21🔗 Adam You figure a lot of that's gonna happen because people drink before they give BJs. Chicks have a gag reflex. And you know what I mean?

1:02:28🔗 Caller I mean, like, here's...

1:02:29🔗 Adam I wish I had a penis to put down my throat so I could throw up some nights before I go to bed. I gotta use my finger like an animal.

1:02:37🔗 Avenged Sevenfold You could probably work it out.

1:02:38🔗 Adam Do you have an extra penis I could use? That's what they ought to have. You know, once in a while, when you drink too much and the bed's spinning and you get up and you're like, oh, you gotta go yack, you gotta put your finger down and throw up? You give me a penis.

1:02:51🔗 Avenged Sevenfold I gotta tell you, I'd rather put my finger down my throat.

1:02:54🔗 Adam Well, this is not just anyone's penis. This is just a penis extension that you put on your finger.

1:02:59🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Oh, okay, okay.

1:03:00🔗 Drew You got that Ron Jeremy model.

1:03:02🔗 Adam I do have Ron Jeremy's penis. Yeah, I don't want to choke and die, though. I just want to vomit. I want to end up like Jimi Hendrix.

1:03:10🔗 Drew Right, right.

1:03:11🔗 Adam Yeah. What happened to Dee? Dee?

1:03:15🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm still here.

1:03:16🔗 Adam Okay. So, nobody abused you or anything like that. You're just scared.

1:03:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:23🔗 Avenged Sevenfold It's probably been, you're 19 years old, and your friends have probably been doing it for a while, and so now you've built it up in your head, and it's a big deal.

1:03:28🔗 Adam You can get over it. Just go ahead and give him one.

1:03:31🔗 Caller He's going to like it one way or another, and then, you know, you guys can get, you can get better at it together.

1:03:35🔗 Drew Do you like this guy?

1:03:36🔗 Caller Just go for it.

1:03:37🔗 Caller Yeah, we've been friends first, and we just hooked up, so I pretty much like him.

1:03:41🔗 Drew Well, maybe this isn't the guy for you.

1:03:44🔗 Adam He's liked you for a while, though, right?

1:03:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:46🔗 Drew Yeah, no, no.

1:03:47🔗 Avenged Sevenfold You know, but how many how many 19 year olds get, you know, the person they're going to marry?

1:03:52🔗 Drew No, not marry, but somebody that she really is into, that, you know, that's something she's into.

1:03:56🔗 Avenged Sevenfold She at least had been friends.

1:03:58🔗 Drew Yeah, you're right. You're right.

1:04:00🔗 Adam This guy was has been in you for a while, and you were going out with somebody else. Or what was the problem?

1:04:05🔗 Caller Um, yeah, I just got our relationship like a while back. And the guy just like mistreated me and my boyfriend now. He knew how my ex-boyfriend was time and he didn't want to like deal with asking me out, you know.

1:04:19🔗 Adam This is this the guy sort of the pick up the pieces guy. And he's a nice guy and you're not that into it.

1:04:23🔗 Drew Right.

1:04:24🔗 Caller I mean, I am, but it's just that I don't know. I don't know why I'm scared. I mean, I really want to because I'm like so curious, you know, but I don't know.

1:04:32🔗 Adam Well, when you're she's curious, but she's not into the guy.

1:04:37🔗 Drew He wants a BJ, not because he's curious, D.

1:04:40🔗 Adam He wants you to prove it.

1:04:41🔗 Drew Curiosity has nothing to do with what's motivating him to want that. Nothing.

1:04:45🔗 Avenged Sevenfold You just got to do it when you feel comfortable. You obviously don't feel comfortable.

1:04:48🔗 Drew It'd be nice if you had a similar motivation to his.

1:04:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:52🔗 Adam You're not that into the guy.

1:04:55🔗 Caller Not really.

1:04:56🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Adam's a genius.

1:04:58🔗 Adam I know, I know.

1:04:59🔗 Drew The only time they were here, women wanting to do sexual things for Curiosity recently, when the family history of alcoholism.

1:05:05🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:05:06🔗 Drew Yeah, ask her.

1:05:08🔗 Adam She had an abusive boyfriend. D?

1:05:11🔗 Caller Dump that guy and come have fun at our show.

1:05:12🔗 Drew Was your dad an alcoholic?

1:05:13🔗 Caller Yes. I will freaking go. I really want my first b**** to be with you guys.

1:05:20🔗 Adam Any, your dad was an alcoholic, did you say?

1:05:24🔗 Caller What?

1:05:25🔗 Adam Was your dad an alcoholic?

1:05:26🔗 Caller No.

1:05:27🔗 Drew Mom, somebody drink in your family?

1:05:29🔗 Caller No.

1:05:29🔗 Adam Well, do you know where your dad is?

1:05:32🔗 Caller No.

1:05:34🔗 Adam Well, when did he split?

1:05:36🔗 Caller I mean, he's been in my life. It's been off and on. So, yeah.

1:05:40🔗 Drew And he's not doesn't use alcohol and drugs?

1:05:42🔗 Caller No.

1:05:44🔗 Drew And that doesn't fit.

1:05:46🔗 Adam Oh, he just sort of floats in and floats out again?

1:05:48🔗 Caller Yeah. Like, I mean, my parents, they've been getting so many divorces and I don't know, drama.

1:05:57🔗 Adam What's your dad do for a living?

1:05:59🔗 Caller He is a supervisor for this meat company.

1:06:05🔗 Drew Somebody's got to be using alcohol in that kind of craziness.

1:06:08🔗 Caller I don't know. Maybe my dad is an alcoholic, but not that I know or not that I care.

1:06:13🔗 Drew I'm just saying that you may have inherited that gene from him and I hear women talk about curiosity when it comes to sex when they have that gene.

1:06:20🔗 Adam You know, it's a great time really to be a dad in this society because you get kind of a free pass. You would be a pariah in the past if you acted like this, but now you're sort of, he's an okay guy, kind of floats in, floats out. I was watching the, I was watching like the, behind the, behind the sports documentary on Ray Lewis, the linebacker, great linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens last night, and everyone was like, hey, you know, everyone thinks that Ray's a thug and everyone thinks, you know, confuses his on-field, you know, his aggression on-field with his off-field. Off-the-field, he's a nice, he's a pusscat. He's a great father. He's a great and loving parent. He has four children from two wives. One of them, three of the kids live in Florida. And then the other one's in like West Virginia. He loves those kids. And their people are doing like, they're standing up. They're doing testimonials. This guy's a great dad.

1:07:23🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:07:25🔗 Adam Hello, he doesn't live in the same state with his four kids. I'm sure he's good to them on the rare occasion he sees them. But I just thought, wow, it's a good time to be a dad. You just get that free pass.

1:07:39🔗 Drew All you gotta do is declare you love your kids. And that's it, you're the world's greatest dad, dad of the year. That's it.

1:07:45🔗 Adam Yeah. And the black athlete bar sets so low in the parenting thing that's like, yeah, look, you just pay child support and you're the world's, you're dad of the year. The kids are in Florida. One of the old ladies is over here. The other one, well, he never married him. They're just spread out. The kids are just spread out. This guy's a great father. Here's the old thing. In the past, they would have never even brought up the kids. Like, would have been a shame because they're like, yeah, you don't bring that up. I'm sure he doesn't abuse them or sure he pays for them. I'm sure they have great Christmases. But I don't know if you get to wear the crown of great dad, if you're not living in the same state as your children.

1:08:24🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:08:24🔗 Adam Who are from different mothers.

1:08:26🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

1:08:27🔗 Adam Really? Maybe just good dad.

1:08:29🔗 Drew No.

1:08:30🔗 Adam It doesn't have to be under the same roof. Wouldn't it be nice to live in the same house? Yeah. All I'm saying is, is people give everyone a free pass. It's like, yeah, well, he floats in, he floats out. They have their problems. I don't know. I don't know the guy well enough to know if he drinks.

1:08:46🔗 Drew Well, you heard her get into what she really feels later. She doesn't care about, he's an asshole. He doesn't care about it anymore.

1:08:51🔗 Adam All right. Awesome. I gotta crap out some girls. That's what I gotta do.

1:08:56🔗 Drew With a couple other women. Yeah, yeah.

1:08:57🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:08:58🔗 Drew And make sure they live in Florida.

1:09:00🔗 Adam I'm trying to figure out a way to have three kids with five chicks. Yeah.

1:09:06🔗 Drew That'd be a trick.

1:09:07🔗 Adam It'd be awesome though, wouldn't it? You know, people get that, that people have this thing where they have like, you would be the world's greatest dad. They have four kids with one or two chicks. I want, I want, I want less kids with more chicks. Know what I'm saying? Yeah, it'd be awesome. Every man's dream. And they don't have stretch marks or anything because they only, they only had like 33% of a kid. I'm gonna work that out. Drew, great dad though.

1:09:31🔗 Drew Perfect dad.

1:09:32🔗 Adam Awesome. Take a quick break. Be right back after this.

1:09:35🔗 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:09:52🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Avenged Sevenfold is in the studio tonight. City of Evil, name of the band. The Reverend's in here tonight. Shadows is in here tonight. We'll hear something else off the CD. Yeah, and a couple of few. Something I forgot to mention, I was gonna go to New York tomorrow to do Letterman, and David Allen Grier, or Dag, or my main man, as I know, was gonna come in here and sub in. I'm now not going to Letterman because they're doing something. They're doing Louisiana something. Everything is turned to the New Orleans. So I'm here. Now here's the good news. When most people get bumped off a show, they're pissed.

1:10:36🔗 Drew Not Adam.

1:10:37🔗 Adam I got the phone call today, baby. Bad news, you're not going to New York. I was, oh thank Christ, dear Lord, thank you. I'm so trained to wanna not do things that even stuff I should wanna do, I don't wanna do. It is a horrible way to go through life. No?

1:10:55🔗 Drew Yeah? You're never disappointed.

1:10:58🔗 Adam I'm disappointed if I have to do something.

1:11:01🔗 Drew How about that point? You're not let down. Let's put it that way. There's no let down for you.

1:11:05🔗 Adam I'm so committed.

1:11:06🔗 Drew It's always, you're a hassle, but you're not let down.

1:11:08🔗 Adam I'm so committed to this lifestyle that I was in my dressing room today and I got a call right before we did Too Late with Adam Corolla on 1130, County Central. I was about to walk in and get a call. And yeah, bad news. What? The New York trip is canceled. You're not doing Letterman.

1:11:24🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Awesome.

1:11:25🔗 Adam Awesome.

1:11:26🔗 Drew Perfect person to be a publicist or an agent for though.

1:11:29🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

1:11:29🔗 Drew I hate telling you this, buddy, but... Oh god, yes. Thank you.

1:11:33🔗 Adam Loveline, when Loveline, the TV show used to be, was going to be a syndicated show, as Drew remembers, once upon a time, we had cleared it in like 95% of the markets and all that kind of stuff.

1:11:47🔗 Drew We filmed seven shows.

1:11:49🔗 Adam Oh, we did seven shows.

1:11:50🔗 Drew Yeah, the last episodes.

1:11:51🔗 Adam Everything was all green lit, it was all ready to go, and then at the last second, like Rupert Murdoch's wife pulled the plug or they sold something.

1:12:00🔗 Drew No, they sold the company and they canceled all their new programming.

1:12:02🔗 Adam Whatever it is, they called me and said, Adam, are you sitting down? Yeah, the show's been canceled. I was like, all right. And they're like, no, seriously. I remember the person told me, didn't think I believed them. I was happy not to be doing anything, and I wasn't even doing anything back then. Wow. Yeah, that is a sad pathetic.

1:12:24🔗 Drew That's punk.

1:12:25🔗 Adam Pathetic. Yeah, that's punk.

1:12:27🔗 Drew And what started this conversation?

1:12:29🔗 Adam Me being excited about.

1:12:30🔗 Drew David Greer, though, has.

1:12:31🔗 Adam No, I'm excited that Letterman bumped me.

1:12:33🔗 Drew No, I know, but Dagg has something to promote for the weekend, so he'll be here.

1:12:36🔗 Adam Oh, that's uncomfortable, because, you know, we don't work well. I know. All right. So tomorrow night's guest, theoretically, if he doesn't pitch a fit. And here's the thing.

1:12:45🔗 Drew No, no, no, he just wants to come out and promote his thing at Irvah.

1:12:47🔗 Adam OK, because here's the thing about Dagg. He his his royal anus can get his feelings hurt sometimes. You never know.

1:12:54🔗 Drew He'll be fine.

1:12:55🔗 Adam OK. All right. So David and Greer in here tomorrow night. We will take a question for the band.

1:13:02🔗 Drew Royal anus.

1:13:04🔗 Adam Well, you know, he's he's highfalutin that he went to yale.

1:13:07🔗 Drew What do you think?

1:13:08🔗 Adam He's too smart.

1:13:12🔗 Drew Nick, you're going to eat some royal ass tomorrow night.

1:13:16🔗 Adam Nick. Well, he's he's a proud black man. He's smarter in hell and he's talented.

1:13:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:13:22🔗 Adam And he's angry. Yeah. And he's nuts.

1:13:25🔗 Drew And you're jealous.

1:13:26🔗 Adam All right.

1:13:27🔗 Caller And and he's dag.

1:13:28🔗 Adam Yeah. But who got bumped from Lehtemann and who didn't? In your face. So pumped up. I started making plans about what I was going to do here, which is nothing, but I started making plans. Oh, Monday, Monday Night Football on Thursday night. I'll be home. Yeah. Oh, Nick, go ahead. And hold on. Oh, for the love of Christ, could the Pats just lose an effing game? Could they just lose a game? Please. Could they just not have a fumble bounce their way? Could they just not get a call? Could they just somebody drop a pass? Somebody miss a field goal?

1:14:05🔗 Drew It'll happen this year.

1:14:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:07🔗 Drew This is the year for that.

1:14:08🔗 Adam Thanks for the jinx, Mr. Wrong. Nick.

1:14:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:12🔗 Adam What's up?

1:14:13🔗 Caller First of all, I just want to say Avenged Sevenfold.

1:14:15🔗 Caller I love you guys. You guys are musical geniuses.

1:14:18🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Thank you.

1:14:19🔗 Caller Thank you. And my question was for Shadows. I've heard a lot of different rumors and I didn't know if it was true, if you really had tore your vocal cords and you had to have surgery or that's why you guys want to scream as much on the new album. Yeah.

1:14:35🔗 Avenged Sevenfold You know, I had surgery about two and a half years ago and we were still doing the screaming thing. And then on the new record, we decided to go in a new direction. So I did have surgery, but it wasn't the cause of the new direction music.

1:14:47🔗 Caller Oh, that's cool.

1:14:48🔗 Adam How do you have, how do you have surgery for it? Did you tear your vocal cords?

1:14:52🔗 Avenged Sevenfold No, no, no, no, I didn't have nodes. I had a blood vessel that was interfering.

1:14:59🔗 Adam So what did they do with it?

1:15:00🔗 Avenged Sevenfold I actually went to a doctor in Boston and he did like a laser. They use on babies.

1:15:06🔗 Drew Oh really?

1:15:07🔗 Adam They do the labia?

1:15:10🔗 Drew They laser the vocal cord, yeah.

1:15:12🔗 Adam With the labia?

1:15:14🔗 Avenged Sevenfold There was no real cutting or anything.

1:15:15🔗 Drew It was just sort of a fry this whole zit basically.

1:15:17🔗 Adam Oh really?

1:15:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:19🔗 Adam Hey Nick?

1:15:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:21🔗 Adam There's your answer buddy boy.

1:15:23🔗 Caller Thanks man.

1:15:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:15:25🔗 Drew Hey good times. I think it's a good time to bring on a song, don't you?

1:15:27🔗 Adam It's always a good time.

1:15:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:15:29🔗 Adam Yeah. Alright, let's hear a little something from Avenged Sevenfold off City of Evil. That's what this one's called. Yeah, Avenged Sevenfold in studio tonight. City of Evil, the name of the CD. Refreshing.

1:21:25🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:21:25🔗 Adam Yeah, we get the same old, same old bands in here a lot. Avenged Sevenfold's got a little.

1:21:30🔗 Drew Deep Purple.

1:21:31🔗 Adam A little Deep Purple to them. The bands never heard of Deep Purple.

1:21:36🔗 Caller Yeah, I'll tell ya.

1:21:39🔗 Adam You guys be into them and they be into you. Who knows, maybe they are. Hmm.

1:21:45🔗 Drew From the nursing homes.

1:21:46🔗 Adam Oh, they're not that old, Drew. Come on, these guys are legends. Get yourself the best stuff, see the deepest purple. Yeah, that's how you do it back then. You know what I mean?

1:21:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:22:00🔗 Adam Yeah. Very clever. It's clever. Brilliant.

1:22:03🔗 Drew Let's talk to Jeff.

1:22:04🔗 Adam Jeff? Jeff is 17. Jeff?

1:22:07🔗 Caller Hey, how's it going?

1:22:08🔗 Adam What's up?

1:22:10🔗 Caller I had a couple of questions about like addiction and how it relates to like my family.

1:22:17🔗 Caller Okay.

1:22:18🔗 Drew Go to it.

1:22:20🔗 Caller Well, first of all, my father is an alcoholic and his dad, so my grandpa died from alcoholism. He had like hepatitis C and cirrhosis of the liver.

1:22:34🔗 Caller All right.

1:22:35🔗 Caller And I think there's some on my mother's side as well.

1:22:39🔗 Drew Is she an alcoholic?

1:22:40🔗 Caller No, no.

1:22:42🔗 Drew She married an alcoholic because her dad was an alcoholic. That's how that works.

1:22:46🔗 Caller Maybe.

1:22:47🔗 Caller I'm not sure if my grandfather.

1:22:49🔗 Drew I'm sure. That's just how it works. So go ahead. What's the question?

1:22:53🔗 Adam Everyone's an alcoholic in Drew's world.

1:22:56🔗 Drew No, your mom isn't, but daughters of alcoholic fathers, marry alcoholics, have a very high incidence of depression.

1:23:03🔗 Adam Drew has two Australian shepherds.

1:23:05🔗 Drew Both alcoholics.

1:23:06🔗 Caller Both alcoholics.

1:23:07🔗 Adam His kids are alcoholics. He has mice in his house that are alcoholics.

1:23:13🔗 Drew So what's the question, Jeff?

1:23:15🔗 Caller Well, anyway, I was wondering how that's going to affect my tendencies to become addicted to-

1:23:25🔗 Drew Well, you'll have about a 50% probability of inheriting that potential.

1:23:30🔗 Adam That doesn't matter if one of your parents is alcoholics or neither of your parents. Or both, I should say.

1:23:35🔗 Drew Doesn't matter if one or both, it's still about 50%. The only exception to that rule-

1:23:39🔗 Adam What if a grandparent was and it skipped one? Could it skip down to you?

1:23:42🔗 Drew It can skip, but somebody's gotta still have the gene. They can skip, the disease never manifest, but you still have to have the genetic potential there. And the only real exception I've seen to that a really reproducible exception in my clinical experience is if you have any Cherokee Indian in the background. Even a quarter Cherokee and you get 100% penetrance.

1:24:03🔗 Adam Oh really?

1:24:03🔗 Drew Everyone gets it.

1:24:04🔗 Adam Like Cher.

1:24:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:24:07🔗 Adam Okay. These guys don't know Cher either. They don't know if Deep Purple, they don't know if from Cher. No, we know Cher.

1:24:11🔗 Caller You have high pay duty tolerance, right?

1:24:12🔗 Adam Yeah, high pay duty tolerance. Jeff?

1:24:16🔗 Caller Yep.

1:24:17🔗 Adam All right, so you got your work cut out for you, buddy.

1:24:19🔗 Drew Yeah, the coq-utile in the ends up there near you guys don't count.

1:24:21🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Just got to be careful.

1:24:22🔗 Caller I also wanted to do, Al, if I started to drink at an earlier age opposed to a later age, if that had any effect on...

1:24:31🔗 Adam Wait, yes... .get it over with.

1:24:32🔗 Drew Yes, no, the earlier onset, earlier onset, multiple drugs, worse the course.

1:24:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:24:39🔗 Caller Take up jogging.

1:24:41🔗 Adam The thing about the alcoholic gene is it's a pretty good gene as long as you don't start drinking.

1:24:45🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a survivor gene.

1:24:47🔗 Adam It's effective.

1:24:47🔗 Drew Yes, it is.

1:24:48🔗 Adam You are a thrill seeker. You're a mover and shaker.

1:24:51🔗 Drew You survive in adversity.

1:24:52🔗 Adam I don't, none of the Carollas have the alcoholic gene. They're too busy napping to get off their ass. My dad's too lazy to have the alcoholic gene.

1:25:00🔗 Drew They have a sort of a protectant factor. Yes.

1:25:03🔗 Adam Yeah, my dad has the alcoholic gene like a tree sloth has the alcoholic gene.

1:25:07🔗 Drew Right. They can never get the beer to the mouth. Too lazy.

1:25:11🔗 Adam It'd be nice if they're alcoholics. Now, alcoholics, when they're not drinking, are movers and shakers, man. I mean, these guys are smart. They're thrill seekers and they're sort of the captains of industry. Here's the thing. The thing about the alcoholic gene is you want to take a risk. You're not scared to jump out of an airplane. You're not scared to back up one of your buddies in a bar fight. You're not scared to advance.

1:25:39🔗 Drew You're not afraid to take a wing in a marina operation.

1:25:42🔗 Adam And if somebody comes to you in 1974 and tells you there's a little company called Casio that's firing up and they're making pocket computers, you'll give your last ten grand to them. You see what I mean?

1:25:53🔗 Drew Yeah, you put a big investment down there.

1:25:54🔗 Adam That's how you get somewhere in life. No alcoholic gene. You just sit around drinking herbal tea waiting for something bad to happen.

1:26:01🔗 Drew And call yourself a Corolla.

1:26:04🔗 Adam Not me, baby. I'm an alcoholic. You're goddamn right I am. You're lucky I'm not drunk right now.

1:26:10🔗 Drew I am, and I'm glad you finally come to terms with this.

1:26:12🔗 Adam Damn right.

1:26:13🔗 Drew That this medication, this medicine you've been using.

1:26:15🔗 Adam My medicine. Go home and drown myself in my medicine when I get home. We'll take ourselves a quick break.

1:26:22🔗 Drew You're freaking the band out, man.

1:26:24🔗 Adam They're boozers too.

1:26:25🔗 Drew Yeah, but you're freaking them out.

1:26:27🔗 Adam They're cool.

1:26:27🔗 Drew I'm just saying.

1:26:28🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:26:35🔗 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:26:38🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

1:26:48🔗 Caller Yeah. Rock and roll, everybody. It's Loveline.

1:26:54🔗 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Avenged Sevenfold is in studio tonight. Poor band's got to be on a 7 a.m. flight to New York. Poor us. Yeah. I'm not going.

1:27:08🔗 Drew Would you have been on that flight?

1:27:10🔗 Adam No. I got to tape.

1:27:12🔗 Drew Oh, too late.

1:27:12🔗 Adam Adam Corolla on right now. Comedy Central. I got to. That's going on nine o'clock flight or no, no, like a 10, 15 flight and actually looking forward to it because every single time we go to New York and every single time I go to New York or you go to either either together or apart, we have to catch a goddamn 7 a.m. flight out of LAX., which means the guy comes and honks the horn at five, which means I get home from this gig at 1230, which means I'm drunk and pass out at 2 a.m., which means I get up at 430 and it's insanity.

1:27:49🔗 Caller You're describing my life right now.

1:27:50🔗 Adam That's your life, right?

1:27:51🔗 Avenged Sevenfold So actually we have, we have, we can't bring any luggage because we have an hour to get from the airport to live on MTV2 or whatever we're doing.

1:27:59🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:27:59🔗 Avenged Sevenfold So we can't wait for luggage or anything. We just have to be there and then we have three more days of it.

1:28:03🔗 Caller So that's why we're starting to get drunk on your show and then by the time we make it out of the plane ride and everything, by the time we get to the to the Fuse show.

1:28:10🔗 Adam Now, where do you guys sleep? Where will you sleep tonight?

1:28:14🔗 Caller We're in like the LA Hilton.

1:28:17🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, you just go there, crash out for a few hours and then some wakes you up. But maybe they can wake you up at six.

1:28:22🔗 Caller They're going to try.

1:28:23🔗 Drew Where are we staying in New York?

1:28:25🔗 Caller I don't even know.

1:28:26🔗 Adam The fans young, they don't even ask. You get hard and you get older like that's where we are. Riga-Royal?

1:28:31🔗 Drew Four seasons.

1:28:32🔗 Adam Four seasons. Where are you going? Yeah. They're going to stick me in that Hilton shack. Are you across from center? I'm not going over there. Essex house. Kiss my ass.

1:28:41🔗 Drew Only the St. Regis part.

1:28:42🔗 Adam Yeah. You start getting this stuff. Every come like an old divorcee. It was like Drew's like one of the Gabor sisters. He's traveling. I didn't know who that is.

1:28:51🔗 Caller Zaza? Come on.

1:28:53🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Now we're talking. Jake?

1:28:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:57🔗 Adam 23?

1:28:58🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:28:59🔗 Adam What's up?

1:29:01🔗 Caller Basically, I had a question about antidepressants and using them for kind of a long period of time. I was put on antidepressants when I was about 16, but for stupid reason, I did it because my girlfriend at the time was on them, and I thought I needed to be on them. Basically, since then-

1:29:18🔗 Drew Well, wait a minute. People can't just give you antidepressants because your girlfriend's on them.

1:29:22🔗 Adam You have to go start taking hers, right?

1:29:24🔗 Drew You took hers?

1:29:25🔗 Caller No, actually, I went to my doctor and kind of concocted a story, and took the Zung test, and basically, I guess you could say I manipulated it so that I could get the antidepressants. Is that the sense?

1:29:36🔗 Drew No, it doesn't. No, no, it doesn't.

1:29:38🔗 Adam What test do you take, Drew?

1:29:39🔗 Drew The Ham D test or something?

1:29:41🔗 Caller It was the Zung depression test, I want to say. Zung, that's the word that comes to mind.

1:29:47🔗 Adam Then they start asking questions about not having energy.

1:29:50🔗 Drew Just a little question there, yeah.

1:29:53🔗 Caller Yeah, very simple stuff.

1:29:54🔗 Caller How do you pass that thing, man? My prescription just ran out.

1:29:57🔗 Adam Here's how you pass, you don't pass.

1:29:59🔗 Drew So you exaggerated it, or you fabricated entirely?

1:30:03🔗 Caller I believe a lot of it was exaggeration. I wouldn't say I completely fabricated it.

1:30:08🔗 Adam They start asking if you feel tired.

1:30:10🔗 Caller Yeah, basically.

1:30:11🔗 Avenged Sevenfold You feel moody. You're in a bad mood.

1:30:14🔗 Drew All right, so anyway, what antidepressant did you get?

1:30:17🔗 Caller I was put on Xanax, and I believe it was a sexer at the time. I believe it was Prozect. They started me out on. And throughout the past few years, they're constantly changing it because I'd come in with another story, I guess you could say. And I went through the whole kind of cycle of all these different antidepressants. And eventually-

1:30:37🔗 Drew Jake, what do you mean another story? What does that mean?

1:30:39🔗 Adam He's a BSer.

1:30:40🔗 Drew No, wait a minute. That degree of BSing that you're going to doctors over and over again, there's only two kinds of people that do that. One is a sociopath and the other is a drug addict.

1:30:50🔗 Caller So, which is that?

1:30:51🔗 Caller Well, I've been told I'm a sociopath, but I have used drugs in the past.

1:30:56🔗 Drew Alright, so you're a sociopath and the doctors knew that and were using that prism to evaluate you. And antidepressants are used for not the traditional reasons for a sociopath. So, the joke's on you. They were really trying to contain some of the behavior.

1:31:13🔗 Adam Yeah, well, the joke's really on your brain. Which, you know, kind of runs you.

1:31:19🔗 Drew Alright, so you're a sociopath. What's your question?

1:31:21🔗 Caller Well, I just thought maybe I had screwed up and been taking antidepressants for no reason.

1:31:27🔗 Drew No, if you want to make some change, it's very difficult to sort of gain the capacity for empathy. But if you want to work on that, you can. And medications aren't going to produce that in you.

1:31:39🔗 Adam Yeah, right.

1:31:40🔗 Drew And sociopaths just don't have any empathy.

1:31:43🔗 Adam Like, give us an example of a sociopath.

1:31:46🔗 Caller He just gave me narcolepsy, by the way.

1:31:47🔗 Drew I think I need some.

1:31:49🔗 Adam Like publicists?

1:31:51🔗 Drew No.

1:31:53🔗 Adam Hitler? Dahmer?

1:31:55🔗 Drew No, that's a psychopath. Hitler's more in the sociopath.

1:31:59🔗 Adam People just don't know. They really don't know they're doing wrong.

1:32:02🔗 Drew All that matters is them.

1:32:04🔗 Adam No.

1:32:05🔗 Drew And what happens to other people is hard for them to even understand. It's not you. No, no, it's not just...

1:32:12🔗 Adam No, I said publicist, though. Earlier I said no. No? Really?

1:32:16🔗 Drew Could be.

1:32:17🔗 Adam Label guy?

1:32:17🔗 Drew Salespeople can be that way.

1:32:19🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:32:21🔗 Caller Everyone I know.

1:32:22🔗 Adam Yeah. You mean like if it was a salesperson... I mean, here's the deal. You got some... You know, there's people that cold call old people and bilk them out of their life savings.

1:32:33🔗 Drew That's the sociopath.

1:32:34🔗 Adam You got some chick is going to be eating. She's 80 years old. She's got 10 grand to her name. And you don't care if she eats dog food for the rest of your life.

1:32:41🔗 Drew Right. They had a comma and they wanted it. You want to get a Rolex. Right. They rationalize everything as they had it coming to them.

1:32:47🔗 Adam If you're stupid enough to fall for it, then you deserve it. You know, those people I hate more than anybody on the planet. I mean, I don't I don't mind criminals or gangbangers or anything as much as I hate the sort of people that rationalize and justify the horrible things they do and have. And it's the most dangerous person.

1:33:09🔗 Drew Yes, because those people really lack a part of the brain, actually doesn't function. So they can't perceive other people's feelings. Yeah.

1:33:18🔗 Adam So there's nothing they can't do because no one else exists.

1:33:21🔗 Drew Exactly.

1:33:22🔗 Adam All right.

1:33:23🔗 Drew There you go. Good times.

1:33:24🔗 Adam All right. I'm going to go make a kiki.

1:33:26🔗 Drew OK.

1:33:26🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

1:33:30🔗 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:35🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:33:37🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:38🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:33:40🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:59🔗 Adam Yeah, well, where did the time go?

1:34:03🔗 Drew Brilliant.

1:34:04🔗 Adam No, it wasn't brilliant, but where did it go?

1:34:06🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:34:06🔗 Caller It's gone.

1:34:08🔗 Adam It's not in a bottle.

1:34:09🔗 Drew I'll go to the hospital.

1:34:10🔗 Adam Really? Sorry, buddy. You want me to go with you?

1:34:15🔗 Drew You want to go?

1:34:16🔗 Adam No.

1:34:17🔗 Drew No, I don't think so.

1:34:17🔗 Adam Okay. Avenged Sevenfold, new CD or newest CD, City of Evil. Sounds fantastic. Thanks for coming in, guys.

1:34:26🔗 Avenged Sevenfold Thanks for having us, man. Our pleasure.

1:34:28🔗 Adam Good luck in New York on MTV. And now, listen, don't get your head all big and not come back on the show.

1:34:34🔗 Avenged Sevenfold That's all. I'm worried about the band.

1:34:36🔗 Caller Come back anytime. It was fun. We'll be back.

1:34:37🔗 Adam Thanks, guys. Until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:34:44🔗 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:34:48🔗 Adam The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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