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Well, I ran into him on the Internet, right? Because I thought he was cool, so I ended up in this chat room online and everyone was furry.
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All right, don't tell us your personal story. Give us the broad strokes of being a furry.
2:16🔗
Drew
Is it like, wait a second, is it like Pokemon? We have to pick your character or is it just you make it up?
2:25🔗
Best Of
Well, now, like, could I say I was a koalipus, part platypus, part koala bear, and I make my own sort of costume?
2:42🔗
Best Of
It's sort of two separate groups. There's furries and fursuiters. The fursuiters actually dress up and do the whole thing. And most of them are having sex with each other at the conventions.
3:02🔗
Best Of
Well, they have these things called SPHs. It stands for strategically placed hole. I'm completely serious.
3:31🔗
Best Of
Yeah. I would hold on to say, Drew, you know what I would go as? I would go as a road sloth, which is road kill meets a sloth.
3:41🔗
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I would just fall over and just lie there and sleep the entire time. I'd climb up in the tree and just sleep. I wouldn't mind being an animal not to have sex with, but just one that slept a lot.
3:52🔗
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That's my fetish. I'm going to lick my genitalia and then I'm going to take about a 22-hour nap, and then I'm going to move around a little, lick a little more, and then take another nap.
4:03🔗
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So are you gay, Brian? I am. All right. And so if you go to a convention, how do you pair up and how do you know what's underneath the costume?
4:24🔗
Drew
But do you think they're just attracted to the costume, or they want to have sex with that costume? That costume turns me on.
4:39🔗
Best Of
Sex is any kind. And if you went to one of these conventions where you're dressed up and you had these strategically placed holes, might you have sex with somebody and never know who they were?
4:57🔗
Best Of
Like a lot of the suits are pretty unique, you know? So people are identified by their suits.
5:03🔗
Best Of
Hold on. I just came up with a great idea for a movie. Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, both furries, both banging the bejesus out of each other through the glory hole at the conventions, but working right next to each other in the same office and on longing for love.
5:20🔗
Best Of
E-mailing each other, never knowing that she's the one I've been banging the bejesus out of through the glory hole in the furry outfit.
5:28🔗
Best Of
You know what I mean? But meanwhile, they're falling in love and they're actually humping at a romata, you know, but they don't know it.
5:56🔗
Best Of
So another thing is that no one uses their real names. So, uh, yeah, I think it could definitely work.
6:09🔗
Best Of
Yeah. But then how does your fetish manifest itself if you don't actually get into the outfit?
6:15🔗
Best Of
Well, you know, when I do have sex, it's kind of animalistic, which I think I mean, it's not too freaky, really.
6:21🔗
Drew
You know, a lot of people, if it's furries or furries seem like lovable, soft animals, not aggressive.
6:31🔗
Best Of
Yeah, I mean, what, I mean, here's what I'm saying. You know, so you, so plenty of people just get someone in doggy position, go to town. They don't label themselves a furry.
6:43🔗
Best Of
Well, that's called plushophile. A plushophile is a person that humps stuffed animals. That's real popular.
6:52🔗
Best Of
Listen, I'm not, I know. Look, I'm not a religious man. I don't follow, you know, biblical text too much, but it's time for the cleansing.
7:11🔗
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It really, this tsunami needs to wash over the Western world. I mean, you know, like I said, I don't agree with everything the terrorists offer, but a couple of points, a couple of points. We are spinning out a little bit over here.
7:42🔗
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And so you would have an engage, you would encounter with another furry. And what would make it, how would we know it was furry? Well, how would we know? Like two gay guys having aggressive sex.
8:15🔗
Drew
Have you ever pulled a wagon like Cinderella's? Because it's going that direction too. You know what I'm saying?
8:24🔗
Best Of
Yeah. You know, if I was gay, I'd just wear a tail all the time and tail up like hot dog from the Archies.
8:39🔗
Best Of
Forget about the bandanas in different colors. No, it'd just be, I'd be cruising the bar. You saw the tail up in the air.
8:46🔗
Drew
I'm just saying, I'm imagining what you would be like. The tail would only be down when you were recovering.
8:49🔗
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Yeah, but no, it would depend on how attracted I was to the specific dude, to the certain dude.
8:54🔗
Drew
Oh, you'd go up and down as you moved along. I thought you'd just walk through the bar with your tail up.
8:58🔗
Best Of
No, no, no. What I would do is, I would have, here's what I would do if I were gayer. I would have a belt and I would have a dog's tail and it would be spring loaded. And when it's just left alone, hands off, it would just be tucked in. Right in between my leg. But I would have a piece of fishing string onto it and I would pull it over my shoulder. And so when it popped up, that meant that it was game on.
9:28🔗
Best Of
I let it snap if it was a dude that had bad skin or something that wasn't attractive to him.
9:36🔗
Drew
Again, I'm interested in what motivates humans. I still don't know what motivates the furry thing. I do know.
9:42🔗
Best Of
Well, look, it's mostly gay. Here's the thing. Gay guys interested in pushing the sexual envelope. I would say most part because it's guy on guy. Therefore, guys in charge of guys.
9:56🔗
Best Of
Yeah, it's like criminals deciding what to do with a found wallet. What do you think? Think that's going back to the rightful owner? Do you know what I'm saying?
10:04🔗
Best Of
Now, look, I know it sounds a gay phobic or a homophobic or whatever. No, I'm not saying that. If you took Drew, who's a man of exquisite passion, and you took me, who's, I'll get a boner for you if we have to, and we're into each other and you said like, I don't know, should we be doing it at work or should we do it in the car? Do you think it would be okay to invite your friend Mark from the School of Counting over at USC? It became a yes to everything all the time.
10:38🔗
Drew
I had a long discussion, I did a segment for Discovery Health Channel about attraction stuff. I really got into it with this group of people and I realized that one of the things, never know who ever talks about this, it was kind of interesting, that men are kind of always scanning, always ready, ready, ready, ready. They come across a woman who is sort of available, opens the gate and they have like an arousal moment together, that moment of sort of attraction is really mutual arousal. And if she's at the right, you know, it's just timing for her and she's, you know, happens to be kind of attracted to that guy, but kind of, the gates kind of peek open, the guy's going through.
11:10🔗
Drew
So the women really are determining whether things are going to go forward. Most of the time the gates are closed.
11:25🔗
Best Of
And if the gates close and we got to just sit there and if you open it, we move forward.
11:36🔗
Best Of
The point is, the point is, is when you got guys humping guys deciding on how often, when and where and what we should do, eventually that leads into furries because they just keep going and they burn out a little bit. You know, what's next? We got to keep going. People keep pushing the envelope. Yeah, they're like, they're like anal test pilots. You know what I mean?
12:11🔗
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I've been married for almost a year and I just don't like sex and I'm a bitch sometimes. I was just wondering if you could tell me what to do.
12:32🔗
Best Of
It's like, when we're doing it, yeah, I like it, it's fine, but I don't like, I always tell him no or I'm not in the mood. I don't know, I just don't want to.
12:47🔗
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Yeah, I think so, but when we first got together, I was always doing it whatever he wanted because I figured, like after we dated for almost a year, I figured, well, what the hell? We're gonna get married, so why not? So I used to do it all the time.
13:02🔗
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Hold on a second. I don't know, I know I'm on a theme tonight, but everyone's just depressed and like they don't, when you're depressed, I don't like my job, I don't like my partner, I don't like sex. I mean, when you're depressed, you just don't like stuff you're supposed to like. That's how they measure it sometimes, right?
13:32🔗
Best Of
No, I love my husband with all my heart. No, I'm not depressed. I don't think I'm depressed at all. I just don't like it. I mean, when we're doing it, it's good.
14:05🔗
Drew
Do you think you're sort of sabotaging this relationship? Is it hard for you to be in a married relationship?
14:17🔗
Best Of
But I always get really mad, like, I mean, I get really mad at him at stupid stuff. Yeah.
14:23🔗
Best Of
Well, listen, hold on, Numbskull. This is why you're not supposed to get married at 19 and a half. Because you get mad at stupid stuff. Barely 20 when you got married. You just get mad at stupid stuff when you're 20, male or female.
14:37🔗
Drew
What goes through your mind about your husband? What are you generally feeling about him?
14:52🔗
Best Of
Just how I always have to clean up after him. He doesn't know how to take out the trash.
15:03🔗
Best Of
Oh, and he calls me. He's like, you're not my mom. When he says that, I want to punch him.
15:11🔗
Yeah, wonderful.
15:22🔗
Best Of
He might be. He is really sweet. Like, whenever we get notified or whatever, he'll just... He's really, really quiet, too.
15:31🔗
Drew
This sounds like you're running roughshod. The guy that you need to sabotage, because he is nice. It is a very...
16:17🔗
Drew
Did they become ordained ministers in response to something? Like were they drug addicts at one time or something?
16:38🔗
Best Of
Well, even finding God is an adult... Here's the thing about... Okay, let me explain God to everybody. A doesn't exist. So the only way you can believe in them is like you believe in Santa Claus and Easter Bunny and stuff like that. Someone has to feed you a steady diet of it when your brain is soft and it has to get in. If you don't get that, and you're just a right- thinking atheist, and all of a sudden you're 25 and you find God, it usually means the cops found you or you found methadone or heroin or something. You found something and now you find God. Because it's a weird thing. It's like playing the harp, like picking up the harp at 30.
17:15🔗
Drew
But then I think I'm going to become minister and me and my wife are going to become evangelists.
17:20🔗
Best Of
No, unless your parents are both black athletes, in which case it's acceptable because we retire from the NFL.
17:28🔗
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She could have played some ball. Yeah. That means something bad. You know what it means to me when you become minister, and I know I sound horrible, but it means you're scared of something that's in you and you're trying to contain it. I'm scared I'm a pedophile. I'm scared I'm lazy. I'm scared I've abused substances or abused kids or abused my kids. I'm going to become this and contain this, and I'm going to read from the Bible three hours a day and try to contain myself.
18:42🔗
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She has three older brothers, all by different dads. And I know that, well, I don't know. She told me and my brother told me that, like, I guess her first husband beat her real bad.
19:03🔗
Best Of
This guy isn't chaotic enough for you. You're freaking out. You got to get some therapy. You're going to destroy this relationship.
19:11🔗
Best Of
You say you love him with all your heart. Why don't you go do some abotigism therapy?
19:22🔗
Drew
Here's what I like. I love when people call our show and go, well, I don't know. That's cool. I love that.
19:31🔗
Best Of
Well, look, she's nervous. It's late night. She's in Oklahoma. She's having a butt. But yeah, mom and dad are nuts. At least mom is nuts.
19:40🔗
Best Of
And by the way, been married four times. She's married at 20. I just start calling the guy number one.
20:00🔗
Best Of
Well, this is how it works. You get some therapy, otherwise, you're bound to repeat the mistakes your parents made. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
20:11🔗
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Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline in just a minute or two. Call 1-800-LOVE-191.
20:19🔗
Best Of
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20:42🔗
Best Of
Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Everyone, give thanks to those veterans that made this country the best in the world. Oh yes.
20:52🔗
Drew
By learning something about those wars that they fought in. Isn't that what we've established tonight?
21:44🔗
Yes?
21:53🔗
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Look, you were closest and the actual words came out of your mouth. A plane that was invented 30 years later. But that's fine. And it didn't see any action. You know, maybe it's a maybe it's a transport plane, you know, 20 years later. Gina?
22:44🔗
Best Of
He's from Bakersfield. So there's obviously some form of mental retardation. He's younger than anybody else we've spoken to. And he called two planes. He called a German plane and an English plane, I believe.
23:09🔗
It's about his wife and the RAF. And he talks a lot about them.
23:18🔗
Yeah, it was in the War of Greece, I believe.
23:23🔗
Best Of
Do you see that? Do you see? By the way, ladies, you know when you guys complain, oh, we get paid 75 cents to your dollar? I'm pissed about that. That ain't enough. I want a buck 25 to your 75 cents. Or maybe we'll just lower yours down to 50. What is it, Drew, what has gone wrong with our educational system? The chicks know nothing about any war of any kind.
23:52🔗
Best Of
Who is interested in calculus or statistics or chemistry? Is anyone interested in anything? No, you go to school, you sit there, you absorb a little information.
24:03🔗
Best Of
No, nobody in high school wants to take a calculus, a trig or anything. You're nerd ball friends, maybe, but nobody actually enjoys that crap. So hobby, no one practices it outside of high school. It's not like, oh, I got my trig book. So I'm set for the summer. I'm just going to be reading this on the beach. No one's interested. No, you go there, you absorb. Why can't we wedge a little war information to a woman's brain? What goes on with that brain of theirs?
25:00🔗
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Um, like, there's two different muscles for me. And one kind of feels like it's in my stomach. And the other one is like the normal one on the, on the bottom by the lips. But when I press like up here by my stomach, it, it comes out.
25:23🔗
Best Of
Yeah. And it's not like a little and it's not like once. It's four or five times and it's a lot. We've had it, um, me and my boyfriend, um, are in his suburban, we've had to rip the carpet out.
25:38🔗
Best Of
I mean, the back is just totally flooded. And we've had to rip the carpet out and redo the carpeting in it.
25:57🔗
Drew
I mean, everything's great with this relationship. And we'll just get rid of the wife and it'll be fine.
26:33🔗
Best Of
We're the allied powers of the world. Oh, what a class act, Jamie. Do you work with this guy?
26:42🔗
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No, actually we have a race team and so we go out and I met him there and he started dating me and six months later, I found out he was still married.
27:08🔗
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I mean, I've been around for two years. We go out and we're alone all the time. Whenever we're sitting at his house, I'm sitting next to him. She's not. I mean, it's, it's so obvious.
27:18🔗
Drew
Guess what? There's something about, something about a friend is you trust them. That's part of building a friendship. It's part of allowing a friendship to develop. You have a trust in that person.
27:28🔗
Best Of
Yeah, but I'm just friends with her. So like we can get along and she'll keep me, she'll let me be around.
27:41🔗
Best Of
Well, it's always been, I've always been curious about how bad people sort of function in their own, and think about their own skin. You just think you just think yourself as a bad person.
27:56🔗
Best Of
In ways. Yes, I do. And that's okay. I mean, no, it's not, it sucks. And we talk about it a lot. And actually we got into a fight last night and I was going to leave, but I don't know, the sex is good.
28:14🔗
Best Of
What kind of racing does this guy do? Formula One? I can see you guys at Monte Carlo right now.
28:32🔗
It's a Ford Taurus.
28:44🔗
Best Of
No, it's paved. It's a paved half track. I actually met him there. I was doing some other stuff down there and I met him and he was actually in a different class and we moved up together and I spot for him. And we've taken our engine out. So, I mean, all year this year, I can pretty much do anything under a hood.
29:16🔗
Best Of
Yeah. Well, the body is a Ford. Everything else is a Chevy. We have a Chevy Grand, a Chevy engine, a Camaro clip.
29:31🔗
Best Of
Yes, he has two. I didn't know about them either before. And actually, I love his older son. His younger son's more of a mama's boy. And his older son loves me to death.
29:48🔗
Best Of
Yeah, we're a few. We're as long apart as me and his younger son. We're 11 years apart. So his son's 11 years younger than me.
30:04🔗
Best Of
All right. So anyway, homewrecker, how about you find yourself a real man, get a guy and get a relationship?
30:18🔗
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Yeah, it's already been quite a disaster, but something something just wants me to stay.
30:24🔗
Drew
Well, it must have been a horrible disaster you came from in your own home. Yeah. Your family of origin.
30:30🔗
Best Of
My parents have been together since high school. I mean, they're high school sweethearts. And the only thing bad is my dad's been sick my whole life.
31:34🔗
Drew
Part of the thing about that early abuse can be a lack of capacity for empathy. We other people don't really exist in an empathic way.
31:41🔗
Best Of
Let me explain what makes you a bad person. Not what's in your heart. It's what you do. It's your actions.
31:53🔗
Best Of
Now here's here's what I've had an ass full of in the society. This guy's a really good guy, but he fills in fill in the blank, beats his kids, murders, prostitutes, does whatever, but in his heart, you know what I mean? If you know him, you know him, you love him. It's just the booze. He gets high and he starts killing hookers. You know, look, I hear for me, it's the opposite. Whatever you do, that's what kind of person you are, not what's in your heart. I don't give a rat's ass about what's in your heart. If you're cheating on it with a guy who has a couple of, couple of a wife and a couple of kids and all this, you're not a good person. He's not a good person. You can't be the world's greatest person and do horrible things. In that case, speaking of World War II, maybe Hitler was a great guy.
32:49🔗
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I was vegetarian. He loved animals and the outdoors. Kiss my ass. You are you are defined by your actions. And conversely, you could be the world's worst person that does the world's greatest things. And I will label you good guy. You see what I'm saying? I don't care if your heart is as black as coal. If you're if you spend every weekend down at the orphanage donating playing the acoustic guitar for the kids with the bald heads, you're a good guy. I don't care what you feel like in your heart. You have too many people that feel too goddamn good about themselves and they're horrible people. If you do bad things, you're a bad person. End of discussion. I don't care that it's you. I don't care that you feel great in your heart of hearts or way down deep anywhere. You're an a-hole.
33:37🔗
Best Of
But put that pressure on yourself. If you're cheating, if you're stealing, if you're ripping off money, if you're cheating a spouse, you're cheating on your spouse, you're doing whatever, you're a bad person.
33:59🔗
Best Of
Well, because since the beginning in elementary school, politics have been fabricated. So we choose not to.
34:27🔗
Drew
Just the facts. Can you tell us who is in the Axis and who are in the allied powers? No. Just the facts. Okay. That's just the point.
34:37🔗
Best Of
And listen, I know you worry about the man and how he's poisoning the land and all that kind of stuff.
34:58🔗
Best Of
Wait till you get that hepatitis C and you need your interferon. Wait till you get the HIV. Wait till you get cancer. Wait till you get something. Then you come kissing the man's ass. Until then, you just live in your fairy tale where you drink your green tea and it cures everything because you have nothing. Wait till you get something and then it's time to kiss the man's ass. All right?
35:23🔗
Best Of
Women don't know anything about war because it didn't happen or because the man put a spin on World War II or what happened?
35:35🔗
Best Of
About what? Like, what didn't happen in World War II that we need to know about? Please educate us.
35:42🔗
Best Of
I'm not talking about World War II. I'm not talking about World War II. I'm talking about the beginning of time, history since the beginning of time.
35:50🔗
Best Of
Yeah, but by the way, no, believe me, I know you're tight. My mom is one of your type. You just go around spouting your isms. You never can back it up and you just walk around miserable. And if you could actually defend any of your posturing, it would be awesome, but you have no defense. You can never back it up with anything.
36:09🔗
Drew
Well, there's no doubt that mankind has mythologized history, particularly violence. We do that. And naturally we do that. It seems to be in us. So yes, we do that, we do that.
36:29🔗
Drew
A rule of thumb for our screeners, when somebody says, I know the reason that Phil LaBlague.
36:35🔗
Best Of
What was her answer? Here's what the screen says, knows why girls don't know anything about WW2.
37:36🔗
Best Of
What's the difference between a magpie and a crow? Chris gonna hop right on it? What do you got, buddy?
37:55🔗
Best Of
Drew, you remember when they laughed at me when I talked about my cancer and venereal sniffing dogs?
38:43🔗
Best Of
We're going to find out. Chris, find out what happened to Sinbad too. Anyway, he was hosting and he was like, man, you guys are totally different. You're like Heckel and Jekyll. And it was funny because he's talking about two identical birds. I think he meant Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Heckel.
39:16🔗
Best Of
So yeah, whenever me and my girlfriend are having sex, you know, she comes and she squirts. And I've heard you guys talk about this before and it's not peace. I want to know what the fluid is.
39:28🔗
Drew
It's from the multiple glands in that area, just like you have a prostate that produce fluids. The women have glands there that can produce stuff too.
40:12🔗
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I listened. For those of you who don't aren't young enough to remember, the oldest Loveline bogus thing would finish with A-hole, the size of a mason jar. And I guess Drew now tells me it's something I started.
40:31🔗
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It's funny. I always liked it. And I was like, I never liked the bogus part of it. But I gotta give him credit for the A-hole size of mason jar. And then I realized the reason I like it is because I thought of it.
40:41🔗
Drew
Now, the way to do it is to really savor it. Really hang us out to dry a little bit and then drop the mason jar.
40:49🔗
Best Of
Yeah. And then there's a guy out in Arizona that started it. Yeah. I don't know where he was. Hopefully dead or in jail. Possibly both. Yeah. But I remember seeing him when I went out to Arizona to do some scary driving. Hockey jersey.
41:16🔗
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Okay. They're all from the same family, corvus. The only difference is that magpies actually pica pica, which is essentially the same. They're all corvus. But crows actually hoard nuts and food. Whereas magpies will just eat it. Ravens are scavengers. They've got different sorts of wing structures, so they're able to ride thermals.
41:42🔗
Best Of
Ravens. I think I have those around my house. Me too. I wonder if I could use attack ravens. I think I could work those too.
41:49🔗
Best Of
Well, they're protected species, so you couldn't keep them in your home. All corvus are protected.
41:55🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's one of the things they're saying. They used to be open season on them, and so farmers and things would kill them.
41:59🔗
Best Of
All right, but enough's enough. I got a million of those things buzzing around my house every day.
42:03🔗
Best Of
The thing is, you can actually train them. You're not supposed to. It's illegal. But hey, you do have the ability to train them. Crows can actually speak. What? The ability to hoard. They can use nuts as currency. You've got crows that are high Don Corleone's of the crow world.
42:20🔗
Best Of
So let me get this straight. The crows go out and collect nuts or whatever they want. And then they would use that as a form of currency. For what? Prostitution. To hang other crows.
42:46🔗
Best Of
It's to pay off to watch the horde, to find food, to essentially find new breeding grounds.
42:59🔗
Best Of
Essentially, more of a permission to find out where the horde is, or because since they have a language of their own, they have words for man, they have words, or rather they have cause for man, cause for car, cause for what they request.
43:15🔗
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They talk. I mean, I can hear them all, I can hear them yelling at each other all day long.
43:20🔗
Adam
They make that weird, that weird, They do that one, and then they just do the weird caw.
43:26🔗
Best Of
Yeah, yeah, I've heard them. That's awesome. You can. Hey, hold on, Nick, do you do any other birds?
43:40🔗
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Do grouper. Yeah. Drew does a grouper. Drew does an amberjack. Go ahead, do that one, Drew. Nice. Nice, buddy. And this last, last but not least, do your fly under call.
44:28🔗
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Abalone does abalone, too. Yeah. Tell you what doesn't this guy do. He, he, he, see, I got to, I got to, if I was honest, if I was to be honest, your barnacles are five.
44:45🔗
Best Of
No, if you want to know more information about the language that crows use and the hoarding and everything for their currency, that was in the October 2004 news scientist or rather science magazine.
44:56🔗
Best Of
It's too bad all this information in your high intelligence doesn't translate into one ounce of puntaic.
45:14🔗
Best Of
All right. So, Nick, are you telling me that if I trained my crows that I could come out of my house and be like, and that would mean we're going on a car drive as opposed to, which meant I was going on for a walk, you know, going out for a walk or was trying to, you know, get a hand, get a wing in.
45:36🔗
Best Of
They haven't sat down and done research like that. It's more like you could teach them to say things like corn. They're a little bit more interested in what they want to do. Kind of like that.
45:45🔗
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Exactly. You know, you show them a treat, you say corn and they're going to be like, oh, corn.
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Yeah, they'll understand. Well, listen, look, thank you, Nick. You're a genius by the way.
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Well, thanks. Oh, I had one more thing for Drew. I called in 10 years ago because I had a three day erection. I was 13 at the time. Wow. It was because it was my asthma inhaler. I was taking it incorrectly alongside a different one. So I just wanted to say that worked out. I had the asthma inhaler mixed up with the wrong medication.
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Calling all nerds. Let me tell you something. Calling all nerds. It was, thank you. It was bothering Drew too.
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All right. It didn't bother me too much. Just that I was in marching band. Yeah, there goes with the nerds.
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Listen, you know, you could just put that long furry hat over. I like you, Nick. What's going on with your life?
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Just in school.
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Chris, hold yours for a second. Everyone, you know how I shout Junior College every 10 minutes to all the ideas to call the show? You want to know what the difference is? You don't hear it. You don't hear Junior College in this guy's voice. Thanks, Nick. If we had mugs or windbreakers, that's any out one.
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Dog. You can teach a dog. You know, my dog, when I yell my dog, where's the squirrel? The dog goes nuts. My dog's stupid. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Brain to body. Mass. You know what I mean? That a dog weighs 80 pounds, brain weighs as much as a matchstick. Crows. Probably train those peps.
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And they don't need to be on anyone's endangered list anymore. There's billions of those things. They drive me nuts. They wake me up every morning.
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Yeah, everyone's been leaving them alone. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.
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Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-R. Dr. Drew is in New York City. Why, Engineer Chris?
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Yeah, always funny. Engineer Chris, I told him, well, I announced to the world, and you heard it here first, that I want to replace the kids' pool game, Marco Polo, with Adam Corolla. You know, again, an Italian last name, but a little more contemporary. It's something that kids can identify with.
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Well, here's what I'm saying. Oprah has a magazine. It's not called Marco Polo. It's not called Polo.
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Larry King. The Larry King Show. You think his real name is Marco Polo and he calls it the Larry King Show? Or you think his name is Larry King?
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I know it's bumpy, but I'm, you know, and maybe I just heard it first, but I've really grown attached to Adam's masturbating in the jacuzzi.
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Well, first I wanted to tell you, they did a survey about parking spaces. And when someone's waiting for your space, the average time that the person takes to back up goes up.
51:55🔗
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Right. You're the only ones that know. But most people, when they know someone's waiting, they take their time. Why?
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It's weird. Like, I couldn't think of a more uncomfortable position to be in than have somebody waiting on me. If I go to the supermarket and I was going to pay with a check, but somebody pulls in behind me, I'll just pay with cash.
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Right. Or if I have three items and, you know, this guy's got three items behind me, I got a cart full of crap, I'll always just let him go for it.
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It's not because we're nice either. It's just because I can't... I don't want the attention. I don't want someone staring at me, waiting for me to do something.
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But it's like the whole impulse of I have something you want and you can't have it just yet.
52:43🔗
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Yeah. I will be profoundly disappointed in how evil humanity is, if that's true. Like, I always think of people as super out of it and sort of narcissistic but out of it. I don't look at them as intentionally evil. I just look at them as out of it and stupid. They still need to be eliminated. Don't get me wrong. But I never look at it as volitional.
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I think it's the weaker F's in society, too. I see it happen all the time. And I think it's because they're not in a position like that very often, and they relish it.
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Okay. So you were talking to the girl earlier who she said she masturbated when she was young and she had this alcoholic family. But I seem to be attracted to those alcoholic guys all the time, but I had a total normal family life.
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I mean, my dad was kind of, he traveled a lot for his work, right? So, you know, I know Adam always talks about that, like, pay attention to your kids and all that.
53:50🔗
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No, I'm the youngest and all my other siblings are totally normal and two degrees and all that, and I seem to be the one that's just like chaos.
53:59🔗
Drew
Well, hang on now. Let's examine what you're doing here. Are you just, are you sort of in, how old are you? Are you sort of into the bad guys or are you specifically attracted to alcoholic addicts?
54:13🔗
Drew
I know, but some, very often the bad guys, the sort of dangerous guys that you want to try to tame and all that stuff.
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Well, I mean, even when people fix me up with someone, they end up being alcoholics. It's the weirdest thing.
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Keep going.
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Oh, you got to go from pool to pool to pool, getting the Adam Corolla replaced with the Marco Polo.
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Drew
Well, I don't quite know. You know, there's sometimes you may have in your family someone who is an alcoholic but doesn't manifest disease. And alcoholics are sort of a unique biological makeup. And as a result, you may just be feel very attached to people that have that kind of feeling about them. That's about the best way I can describe it. So you're not attracted to the disease so much as the kind of person that is prone to developing the disease.
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I mean, my dad, we don't have the best relationship. You know, it was always like, you've got a B. What about that B instead of great? You got all A's except for that B.
55:43🔗
Drew
And at least that's the way you experience it. Who knows how he experienced it. But I've just been defending the dads here for a second.
55:58🔗
Drew
Well, it may be something to look into, because then maybe that would give them a probability that that sort of genetic quality has been passed down into your dad, even though the disease has not.
56:10🔗
Drew
Right, and that's the other thing. Just go ahead and kind of avoid that. If you find that very, very attractive, know that maybe that's not such a healthy thing and find guys that are sort of less powerfully attractive to you.
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Let me tell you what engineer Chris found on the internet about Marco Polo. By the way, this is anything you ever need to know about the great explorers, all contained in this sentence or this paragraph here. Marco Polo was a great explorer. He was very brave. Marco was not scared at all when they left to go on the trip. He was also very determined. When people would not believe his stories of his discoveries, he was determined to make them believe him, period. Marco Polo was very courageous too. He wasn't scared of the people in the different countries he visited. Marco Polo was a very brave, determined, and courageous explorer.
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What is engineer Chris' batting average on pulling up this stuff that has... I actually know less about Marco Polo now. Do you understand that when engineer Chris pulls something on the Internet, hands it to you, whether...
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Not really. He told us crows and magpies were the same bird after looking at the computer.
57:31🔗
Drew
But he actually printed some stuff for us that sorted that out. A half of it helped us out.
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Whether it's an ex-president, a volcano in Fuji, or Marco Polo... Fiji, sorry. I actually know less about the topic after I read the first page. I know less about Marco Polo right now. I've actually had Marco Polo information sponged from my brain.
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Alright, more. Now, if I read more about them, I'm just getting back to where I was before I read this first page. I'm actually absent Marco Polo information now. I'm in the hole. You understand? Right. Okay, now I owe Marco Polo knowledge.
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I'm below zero. I'm in negative Marco Polo line. I knew something about him before this page. Now I owe. Alright, true.
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But anyway, evidently, he wasn't a chicken ass explorer like the ones you always hear about.
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I do. I have a very odd fetish. I'm came on by weight gain, but not like in real life. Does that make any sense?
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Drew
Well, I think this, yeah, that's sort of like you like being filled up kind of thing, right?
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I'm not attracted to people who are heavy or anything. Like, I like it. Like, I kind of like pretend like in my head, like, I'll imagine like somebody like gaining weight and like overeating and stuff. But it's all like make believe. Like, in real life, it doesn't turn me on.
59:38🔗
Drew
Okay. You just, you know, you know how we always talk about how things that are traumatizing become very attractive in adult life? You heard that on our show? Well, one of the things that's rather unusual, but it can happen, and actually to some degree or another, it happens to everybody. But to have it carry over into your sort of adult life is unusual. Is there's trauma around the relationship with the breast, with breastfeeding and that sort of thing, or the bottle, if that was the bottle. And there's a lot of aggression and tear. When you, well, let's, for instance, when you eat, when you eat food yourself, what is the most enjoyable part about it? Is the tearing and swallowing more enjoyable or the taste of it? What part of the eating process do you enjoy?
1:00:25🔗
Drew
Yeah. Do you like trying to biting and tearing at things too a little bit? Like, the... Yeah. Yeah. That sort of goes a... And now that we're sort of...
1:00:55🔗
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Oh, imagine just hot summer day. I'm walking down the street and I just hear it echoing from the neighborhood.
1:01:14🔗
Drew
But anyway, so this so this has this is sort of a remnant of your past. It's not a huge deal. It's something that may or may not, you know, sort of have other expressions in your relationships. Yeah, it's something that you really were interested in. You can get involved with it. Do you have an anxiety disorder? Do you have a lot of anxiety or panic?
1:01:53🔗
Drew
It's not gonna be a big deal. I think it'll get integrated into other experiences. It's just an interesting observation and it doesn't necessarily have to mean anything gigantic. You know, the psychoanalyst listening, you might go, oh my God, there's a big pathology, but the reality is it's not always associated with those symptoms. People can have stable relationships and there you go.
1:02:17🔗
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Corolla. Works every time. All right, so here's the thing. It seems like people can be broken off into two portions of society. One are the folks that question too many things, things that are healthy and normal. They think they're nuts. And then there's everyone else who is doing horrible things and thinks nothing of it.
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Right. So I don't know. The best is to be the third group, which is by far the minority, which is realize it and recognize it when you're actually up to something that's destructive to you or somebody else. And give yourself a break when you're just having sort of a normal fantasy.
1:02:57🔗
Drew
Don't paint yourself with a crazy brush. Or not even right. I'm not even normal fantasy so much as the human, the human brain, the part of our emotional systems is filled with very bizarre fantasies. We have a weird fantasy life before we have language. And there can be remnants of that. And we have this giant structure that sits on top of that, a cognitive system that we constantly override that fantasy system with. And so we make sense of it. So there you go.
1:03:23🔗
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We had a whole group of people that won some sort of competition that they're now sorry they entered, who are here tonight watching them. And one of them actually fell off the chair during that long-winded discussion.
1:03:37🔗
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I don't know. So we got kids here, Drew. They won some sort of breast cancer competition. And they're here tonight to watch a show. So far it just means shorts and flip-flops make a retarded masturbation jokes. Must be horribly disappointing for them.
1:04:01🔗
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Now they're just there wishing they never showed up. Well, what are you going to do? Let's talk to Allie who's 16. Allie?
1:04:13🔗
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So last night I had sex and everything was fine. And then when he pulled out and we were done and he was about to get his clothes on, I felt something and I didn't know what it was. And the condom slipped off of him and like the tip of it stayed inside me. Inside me.
1:04:48🔗
Drew
That's actually better, that's actually much better than it having slipped off during sort of penetration and the whole thing stayed inside.
1:04:58🔗
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Right, that's what I'm thinking. But I'm just kind of paranoid about the fact that what if anything...
1:05:06🔗
Drew
All right, here's the deal. Here's the deal. Right. There's two lessons to be learned here. One is, gentlemen, when you have a condom on and you're pulling out, you are supposed to grab it around the base, because it could slip out very easily. A. B. Morning after pill, any question at all, take it now. 85, 90 percent probability of increasing the risk of pregnancy. It works by what? Only?
1:05:28🔗
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My only problem is because today, like the clinic's closed, tomorrow I have no way to get it before the clinic closes.
1:05:49🔗
Drew
No, listen, why don't you call, just call this number, 1-888-NOT-TOO-LATE, and they will get, send you to a pharmacy locally where you can get that without a prescription.
1:06:08🔗
Best Of
Yeah, you gotta hang on to that condom base. I'll actually use two hands and a heel. I'll let you bring my foot up.
1:06:22🔗
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Corolla! Yeah. All right, where are we going here, Drew? Let's see. We'll talk to... Well, let's talk to Jet, who's been on hold for a million years. But Jet... Somebody named Jet called a couple last week, right?
1:07:08🔗
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I remember we played the song last time, and I was thinking of Paul McCartney's Jet, which may seem very old.
1:07:49🔗
Best Of
You know, I'm sorry I didn't mean to confuse you. I thought you had the perception that all women had multiple personalities. And you were just...
1:08:00🔗
Best Of
Focus. How much do you weigh now, Jett? Because that part feline thing just packed 30 pounds on it.
1:08:26🔗
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Well, I'm a little curious about why some, I know it's okay for a guy to go down on a girl, but when a girl swallows, he doesn't want to kiss her or vice versa. What, I mean, what's the whole attraction to, say, your own bodily fluids as opposed to somebody else's, as opposed to all of that?
1:09:03🔗
Drew
So I don't know what she's talking about. I don't know what she's talking about. Some people will just sort of make an extra effort. What is that?
1:09:25🔗
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Corolla. That's the only thing that saves me is hearing those kids shout my name in the swimming pool.
1:09:33🔗
Drew
Look, I don't know what she's talking about. She's angry. But I think some people will make the effort and sort of try to ignore these things the way of sort of to be in the moment.
1:09:43🔗
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Look, all I heard was angry, angry, angry. Chat, what's up? Where's your dad? What's going on?
1:10:14🔗
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Hold on. That happened a long time ago with me and you. This is where the listeners get to evaluate you. I already made my decision five minutes ago.
1:10:27🔗
We're not going to come over.
1:10:58🔗
Drew
I wish I could agree with you on that. I may, because we bought a bunch of new, you can expand the bases, you know, you get a bunch of-
1:11:07🔗
Drew
It's got to be something to do with your house, those big thick walls or something. Really? Yeah, because I think you would got that new house, a new mansion you live in. By the way, I went up there to see the garage and you weren't home.
1:12:05🔗
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Because I think I did it backwards. I think I intended to kiss the toad and he turned into Prince Charming. And unfortunately, when we kissed, he turned into a toad instead of Prince Charming.
1:12:21🔗
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There's a scientific basis for this divorce. I see. He actually turned into a frog. All right. Well, that's fine. I didn't know. I didn't know he'd transformed into a frog.
1:12:29🔗
Drew
I need to I need now to know more to know more about what you mean. Your parents were out of the home. What were they?
1:12:36🔗
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I don't know. I was the youngest of four children. I guess I was kind of sheltered from reality and the truth of everything between mom, dad, brothers and sisters.
1:12:46🔗
Drew
Okay. Here's the deal. Stop speaking in riddles. Just tell us exactly what you mean. Why were the parents out of the home? What were they doing?
1:13:08🔗
Drew
How old was the oldest child, say, when you were four years old? What was the oldest child doing the caretaking?
1:13:34🔗
Drew
Yeah. But again, she's so full of BS. Well, they said a wonderful example. It's okay, guys, to have ambivalent feelings about everything. I remember sometimes I give these presentations at colleges in the first 10 minutes. They want to tell me how things should be and how men are and how women are. No, guys, just talk about how you feel. Yeah. How are you feeling? How do you feel about those things? How does it make you in the present? Don't tell a fairy tale. Don't talk in riddles and hyperbole. Just how do you feel about what happened? It's all fine. Look at it realistically, honestly.
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Well, the society has just eroded into one big, long BS yarn where everyone says things like, everything happens for a reason. No one across from them says, shut the F up, you retard. What the hell do you mean by that?
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I can't stand this. You're supposed to kiss a toad and marry a prince. I kissed a prince and got the toad. Fantastic. Now I know all the dynamics of your relationship. You know what the problem is, is the person sits across from them and nods their head.
1:14:37🔗
Drew
Thanks for being so honest. It's very courageous of you to be honest about a bad marriage.
1:14:42🔗
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Everyone with your BS, please drop it or use it, but don't bring it here because it infuriates us.
1:15:00🔗
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Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready. Ready for something new?
1:15:06🔗
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Try Durex Tingling Condoms. There's sex, and then there's Durex. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew in New York City.
1:15:27🔗
Drew
And I'm staying at that Regal Royal. I think that's where you were staying last week, right? Two weeks ago. I've forgotten how nice those rooms are. And I visited the the ass-squirting toilet seat.
1:15:40🔗
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Yeah, I was there like a week ago enjoying the ass-squirting I got, but it was offset by the monster-size hash mark on the white towel. I mean, there was a white towel that had a hash mark on it the size of a human liver.
1:15:59🔗
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And I mean, it was so blatant. Let's just put it this way. If I'd taken the thing down to the front desk and said, yeah, this was very visible in my bedroom, and when I came into my room, I would have gotten a week for free. It was that bad. As it is, I just stared at the hash mark for three days and went about my business. I am the best guy to have a check in your hotel or park in the space that you want or any of these things. I'm perfect for all these. I don't say anything. I get the F out of there as fast as I can. That's how I work. Yeah. All right. Where are we, Drew? Ass-sporting. Husband wants her to stick. Oh, got some of the finger in the ass. Yeah, I imagine that. Lori.
1:16:47🔗
Hello.
1:16:49🔗
Yes.
1:16:52🔗
Well, me and my husband have been together for like five years. And I'm just wondering, is it normal for him, for the past, I guess, maybe two months, he's been wanting me to stick my finger up his butt. And also I have a G-spot vibrator.
1:17:15🔗
And you want me to put that up his butt too.
1:17:31🔗
It's one cat.
1:17:34🔗
One cat and a dog.
1:17:38🔗
Yes, we do.
1:17:40🔗
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Calling from Bakersfield. That's trouble. What went wrong? Something had to go wrong if you're in Bakersfield. What went wrong? Well, and that would be, by the way, if I if I was the mayor of Bakersfield, I would put that on the sign.
1:18:01🔗
That's what I'm wondering.
1:18:02🔗
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Yeah, something obviously has gone wrong. And I would actually have that in the front of every junior college, Joe, it would say, Pierce Junior College, what went wrong? That would be right on the side, because I would shame people into moving on or graduating.
1:18:26🔗
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And then, and then if I had a Riverside one, I'd say Riverside, at least we're not Bakersfield. That would be the one under. There's a lot of crappy places to live around this area. And I don't know why people, number one, all right. And I don't know why you people live there though. That's my question.
1:18:48🔗
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That's the number one answer. It's also the number one answer a dog gives when he asks why it's lying out in the dirt.
1:19:00🔗
He installs shower doors and shower enclosures and mirrors.
1:19:08🔗
Oh, yeah.
1:19:12🔗
007.
1:19:15🔗
Drew
Here's the deal. First of all, I get the real sense your husband put you up to this call.
1:19:20🔗
Drew
All right. Secondly, there are guys that like that sort of internal stimulation. They are rare. But if he's that guy, he's that guy. You know, some guys like that.
1:19:35🔗
Drew
No, it really doesn't have anything to do with sexual orientation. Has he ever had any gay feelings?
1:19:45🔗
Drew
Oh, fine. Whatever. He likes that stimulated. Some guys like the outside stimulated. I actually did a little piece on this for Discovery Health Channel.
1:19:54🔗
Drew
No, I didn't actually try it, but it makes sense to me that like, okay, that makes sense. But the inside, 95 percent of guys, no way. But there's a few percent that do like it, and he's one of those guys. So what are you going to do?
1:20:06🔗
Caller
Well, what bothers me is that he'll want it while we're doing it. And then afterwards, he says, don't do that anymore. And then he'll do it again. I mean, he'll be, he'll want it again.
1:20:25🔗
Best Of
That's the only answer I have. It's going to be great for Laurie to have this guy come home every day.
1:20:33🔗
Best Of
Oh, work. Boy, let me tell you. I went and did this job. Guy went and used, well, first off, he put the old door in with screw shields instead of expansion anchors.
1:20:50🔗
Best Of
And anyway, he didn't go with the Bondurize caulk. He went with the latex-based stuff.
1:20:57🔗
Best Of
She's just going to sit there like, oh my Christ. I mean, your husband installing shower doors and shower curtains just sounds like a novelty boring job. It's the punchline. It's the guy.
1:21:13🔗
Best Of
It's the guy I sit next to on the airplane. What line you in? Shower doors, shower rings, and curtains.
1:21:20🔗
Drew
By the way, I had like a sort of supermodel type person sit down next to me on an airplane today.
1:21:32🔗
Drew
I know, but it's worse. It's worse. We'll not have a conversation. We'll not like... You know, you're on the plane. You just want to, you know, sleep or whatever. So I urge you to not wish for that.
1:21:54🔗
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First class. And I always thought, I grew up thinking if you fly to New York, if you're flying to Manhattan and you're flying first class on airplane, there's going to be some kind of famous rock star or model or beautiful something. Never.
1:22:29🔗
Drew
No, no, but it was somebody clearly very, very attractive and actually sort of more our age, not like somebody in their-
1:22:39🔗
Drew
Right. But still, I thought of you immediately. I thought that, oh, here I'm finally getting what Adam always wished for and not, not one word.
1:22:52🔗
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I want to say weird, I would probably be less apt to talk to the attractive woman than I would to the schlubby guy.
1:23:00🔗
Drew
Well, you kind of feel like I feel sorry for him. You know, people are always trying to talk to him.
1:23:05🔗
Drew
But listen, what do you want to do when you come on that plane? It's just you want to put the noise canceling phones on and just zone out.
1:23:11🔗
Best Of
Yeah, I know, but a little howdy do to your neighbor is always a good idea. Plus, I'll oftentimes eat their warm nuts.
1:23:35🔗
Best Of
Yeah, he was a brave man who was not scared and oftentimes brave because he wasn't scared. What website do you have? One for like retarded fourth graders?
1:23:51🔗
Best Of
All right, well, stop Googling around. Ann says that Motley Crue may come in here toward the end of the week, but we'll see. I don't have the list. I don't have the list of guests up here just yet. Christine. Yeah. You're 26. Yes. And you're, it tickles when your boyfriend drops a finger on you. All right, hold on a second.
1:24:44🔗
Best Of
It's funny every time. All right, we'll take a break. We'll get back with that Christine who laughs every time she is on the business end of a finger blasting.
1:25:13🔗
Best Of
I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Stabbed in the gut. Can't get a boner. Happened six months ago.
1:25:25🔗
Best Of
Not much. I just it's been a while. That's how direction of my girlfriend's kind of getting pissed off by it.
1:25:44🔗
Best Of
Besides, steak knife makes you look like a wuss. And butter knife, that means you're gay.
1:26:02🔗
Best Of
Lower. It's pretty close to the crotch, but when I went to the doctor, they said it shouldn't affect anything. I've been there a couple times. They said I'm fine down there.
1:26:11🔗
Best Of
No, because he didn't go that deep. I tried to jump back and so he only like poked me in a little bit.
1:26:43🔗
Best Of
Well, showing the scar at the swimming pool and saying that's where you got before you play a rousing game of Adam Carolla. Showing the scar and saying that's where I was stabbed. No, I was cut. I was cut.
1:26:55🔗
Drew
I can't understand how the stabbing could have anything to do with your erection. It didn't get into your abdomen. It barely broke the skin. What are we talking about here?
1:27:03🔗
Best Of
Well, I don't know, but just ever since then, I can't get into erection when I'm having sex.
1:27:17🔗
Drew
Yes, something's wrong. I can't figure out what it would be, and it doesn't seem like it. Were you traumatized by this whole thing? Is that you're depressed? You're not sleeping? Is it something related to that?
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Yeah, but not having erection in the middle of the night, not having one in the morning when you have to urinate?
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Drew
Maybe he actually got some other problem along the way here. Let me ask him. Have you been thirsty a lot?
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Drew
I'm just wondering if he's diabetic or something else happened in the meantime and he's a primitive man. Well, this happened, therefore maybe you're just getting sick and you didn't notice it and you're equating it with the stabbing. Do you drink a lot?
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Yeah. I mean, you've got to. I've tried it before and I've done it for at least like five, six minutes and nothing ever happened.
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But do you get a boner if you try to? I'm not even going to say masturbate, that's a big word too. If you try to-
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Yeah. All right. So still can go to the doctor. Drew, when Drew said, I want to know if he knows what erection means, I looked at him cross-eyed.
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Right. And when he said he'd been playing with himself for five, six minutes, I thought he was just trying to nurse it.
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Well, but I also figured five, six minutes was a minute. Instead of him trying to get it going. So he's not having an orgasm. I think we have had people mistake or confuse the orgasm with the erection before.
1:30:35🔗
Drew
Talk to the doctor about this lack of orgasmic function and then see if they can figure that out.
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150 bucks for a hand job? Yeah. I think you're getting played. I could give you, I get you the same hand job for 75. Same job. Same hand job. Same one.
1:31:41🔗
Drew
Anyway, this is sexual addiction, Chris. This is it. When you start using hookers compulsively and don't want to.
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And sometimes, you know, it's two to three times a week, depending on how much I work.
1:32:34🔗
Drew
You either stop and get a relationship and try to get out of this, or you may have to look into SA, sexaholics, sexatixdontics.
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Again, how about some exercise, some activities, get into something? I really do believe that a lot of this stuff would at least curtail if you were tired or invigorated. You came home from-
1:32:55🔗
Drew
It's a little bit though of sort of diverting the attention from the real work that needs to be done, because that stuff will surface in some way later.
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Let's take a break. We'll be back. Yep, well, there it was, the best of Loveline. I'm Adam Nads, Dr. True World.
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Drew
It's great. I just get my evening going, and I'm already done with work. It's fabulous.
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We'll be back in the studio live tomorrow, and until next time, this Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew is saying, mahalo.
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