Thursday, June 9, 2005

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1:08🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight, it is our pleasure to bring back to the show dear, dear, dear, dear friend from The Offspring, Dexter Holler. Hi there. Good to see you, Dexter.

1:39🔗 The Offspring You too.

1:39🔗 Adam The CD is the best of The Offspring. Or it's The Offspring's Greatest Hits. That's always... What do you think we are? Are we 50-50 on that throughout the last 50 years?

1:52🔗 Drew What?

1:52🔗 Adam Best of vs. Greatest Hits.

1:54🔗 Drew Probably. I like Greatest Hits. What I'm intrigued by is that I've never seen you and I wrestle over anything before.

1:59🔗 Adam Well, I wanted the CD.

2:01🔗 Drew I wanted too.

2:02🔗 Adam Wow.

2:03🔗 The Offspring That's never happened.

2:04🔗 Adam Yes. The Offspring is one of the few bands, like, no, because the Drew bangs his head too.

2:11🔗 Drew That's right.

2:11🔗 Adam Alright. Yeah. And we usually want CDs, but not the same one.

2:16🔗 Drew And not this badly. You know, we both want it badly.

2:19🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Like, when, you know, Amy Mann comes in here, I want the CD. And when the Insane Clown Posse comes in, you want the CD.

2:28🔗 Drew That's right. Sometimes I want the Zamba music too.

2:30🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:31🔗 Drew Zamba, you know, I'm into that.

2:33🔗 The Offspring A lot of our audience is doctors.

2:36🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

2:36🔗 The Offspring Professional types, lawyers, accountants.

2:38🔗 Adam Mostly white collar types. Yeah. Three piece suits.

2:42🔗 Drew And as we left off with Dexter, you can see we're going to hook up.

2:45🔗 Adam That's right.

2:46🔗 Drew And he called you.

2:47🔗 Adam We called and then I promptly called him back three months later.

2:50🔗 Drew Three months later.

2:50🔗 Adam He promptly called me back three months later.

2:52🔗 Drew Okay.

2:53🔗 Adam And here we are today. I want to go up in Dexter's jet because Dexter has an aeroplane and it was really exciting.

3:01🔗 Drew He kindly called you and set it up and you just blew him off.

3:03🔗 Adam No, no. That's not what happened.

3:05🔗 The Offspring It seemed like that kind of thing.

3:06🔗 Adam It felt that way.

3:07🔗 Drew Of course.

3:07🔗 Adam Because he's a big rock star. It felt like that. He called me. I was in the middle of things.

3:11🔗 Drew He called you I think more than once.

3:13🔗 Adam I called him back.

3:14🔗 The Offspring I call him and he doesn't call back and then that night I see him on Jimmy Kimmel and he's a big star and then I'm embarrassed to call again.

3:21🔗 Adam Now I would, I don't know what kind of jet he has. What I would like you to do Dexter is to buy one of those old MiG-15s and bring it over here.

3:29🔗 The Offspring All right.

3:29🔗 Adam Have you ever thought about, you're a pilot, right? And you're certified to fly a jet?

3:35🔗 The Offspring That's right.

3:36🔗 Adam And is it jet? I only fly the model planes.

3:39🔗 The Offspring Right.

3:40🔗 Drew Same thing.

3:40🔗 The Offspring Yeah, similar.

3:41🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

3:43🔗 Adam A lot of people fly the model planes and who have flown the big ones say that the model ones are more difficult.

3:47🔗 Drew OK. Yes.

3:48🔗 Adam A little less at stake if something goes wrong, but more difficult. Now, the thing about the jet versus the prop plane is the jet takes a little while to spool up, right? I mean, you can't just hit. You just can't hit the throttle and just blast off like you can with a with a prop. Are the new ones different?

4:05🔗 The Offspring The newer ones, they spool up more quickly, but there's still a little a little lag time. Got to plan it out.

4:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

4:10🔗 Drew Interesting.

4:11🔗 Adam What is the top speed your jet will fly?

4:14🔗 The Offspring Mine goes about 450.

4:17🔗 Adam And is it able? You know, I'm wondering, like, you don't see much of it, but are those planes the the the aero frame of the plane? How much are they able to take? Can you do a barrel roll? Could you do a loop?

4:29🔗 The Offspring You know, monkey, it's supposed to be certified like a regular passenger plane isn't certified to do aerobatics. What you're talking about and stuff. But they have to meet certain minimum like it has to be able to withstand, I think it's 3.8 G's. It can take a lot of stress.

4:43🔗 Adam Yeah. Do you get to do fun things with it? I mean, do you do, do you know, would you, have you ever been inverted? Have you ever done like a barrel roll?

4:53🔗 The Offspring Not in this one. No, in other planes. Yeah.

4:55🔗 Adam Oh, really?

4:56🔗 The Offspring Yeah. Yeah. I had a friend that flew F-15s for the Air Force and he took me for a ride.

5:01🔗 Adam What did that cost us, Drew? Yeah. Just some gas.

5:04🔗 What do you think it cost us?

5:06🔗 Drew $87,000.

5:07🔗 The Offspring Thank you. Thank you, America.

5:08🔗 Adam Easily. You know, here's my old thing about all that go up with the guys and the Blue Angels and all that stuff and the buddies. I would love to do it, but whoever is doing it is going to try to make you vomit and they will probably achieve their goal with me. Like, what I would love to do is...

5:25🔗 Drew They pretty much do it with everybody.

5:26🔗 Adam That's what I'm saying. They'll do it with everybody.

5:28🔗 The Offspring Right.

5:29🔗 Adam A feeble pope could go up with the Blue Angels and they'd go for inverted rolls and get the pope to barf all over the cockpit. My thing is...

5:37🔗 Drew The vicar would vomit.

5:40🔗 Adam The vicar of Christ vomits in the cockpit. My thing is, I would love to go up in the plane. Just don't show off. Just do your thing. This is be thrilling enough and we get up to 30,000 feet, hand me the stick for 10 seconds. I'll pretend like I'm flying. You take it again. You don't have to... We're cool. Thrill enough, by the way, what we're doing right here.

5:58🔗 Drew What's in it for them then?

5:59🔗 Adam Yeah, I know. Well, not vomiting in your plane.

6:04🔗 Drew If you think about it... It's in your mask. It doesn't go into the plane, it's all of your face.

6:09🔗 Adam Well, Drew, you ain't rolling the window down and hanging your head out like you did in the air. Your buddy said VW Squareback.

6:14🔗 Drew It's a ranchero.

6:15🔗 Adam A ranchero. Pardon me. All right, so, and do you take the... Now, where do you keep the plane? At your house?

6:22🔗 The Offspring Yeah, I keep it at the airport.

6:24🔗 Adam At the airport.

6:25🔗 Okay, okay.

6:26🔗 Drew How creative, creative. I like that.

6:27🔗 Adam Well, you know what is cool? In Florida, in other states, they have those drive-in airports where people just taxi into their huge garages.

6:37🔗 The Offspring Yeah, that's really cool, huh?

6:38🔗 Adam Yeah, like John Travolta.

6:39🔗 Drew Got to live in Florida, though, is the problem.

6:41🔗 Adam Well, they have a few in other parts of the country as well, I do believe. But, you know, they keep talking. And I know we're supposed to talk about the Offsprings. I'm really excited about this. You know, they keep talking about this personal travel and how, you know, in years to come, the airwaves are going to open up and everybody's going to have, it's going to be like having a car. And they've been claiming this for 50 years. But just in the last few years, it seems like they've made some strides. Am I right?

7:12🔗 The Offspring Like what?

7:14🔗 Drew Like having homes attached to it.

7:15🔗 Adam No, like, okay, I'll give you an example. Like composites, for instance, materials that are stronger, a little lighter, a little cheaper to process now, where they can have these personal jets that aren't multi, multi, multi-million dollar planes that only heads of corporations can own, but they're a little more accessible for like rock stars and guys who own banks and stuff as opposed to, the guy who owns Nike. You know what I mean? He's like, I don't know. I've seen a lot of these designs and stuff on these channels where it's like, it's a million and a half bucks and it goes four or 500 miles an hour and you can have it yourself. Yeah?

7:54🔗 The Offspring Am I right? There's a couple new planes coming out that are making the jets smaller and smaller. So it's more personalized, I guess. So there's stuff like that. And I think like the guys that did Spaceship One out in the desert, the Bert Rutan, Dick Rutan, you know, it was sort of funded by the Microsoft people and all that also. But I think that's a great example of, you know, the innovation. And they didn't rely on the government to spend $500 billion and have it not work. These guys did it, a small team of people themselves. I think it's really cool.

8:19🔗 Adam Yeah. You know what the deal was? It was the X Prize, Drew. Ten million bucks.

8:24🔗 Drew Right.

8:24🔗 Adam Here's the deal. You spend 20 million bucks, you get 10 million bucks.

8:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

8:28🔗 Adam But you risk your life.

8:29🔗 Drew But you own the business, you own the skies.

8:32🔗 Adam Yeah. It seems like 30 years ago, everyone was like, I'll be taking your vacation on the moon in five years. And then it completely went away. And in the last 18 months, it's been a mad rush to get back in the skies.

8:45🔗 Drew Interesting.

8:45🔗 Adam Exciting. So you guys are doing the Vans Warp Tour, yes?

8:51🔗 The Offspring That's right.

8:52🔗 Adam And that starts the 18th. You're starting in Columbus, Ohio. Are you going all the way through?

8:56🔗 The Offspring Yeah, we're doing the whole thing. Wow.

8:59🔗 Adam Are you going to fly your plane?

9:01🔗 The Offspring For part of it. You know, I'm going to stay on the bus at first. I'm going to keep it real, you know, for a little while.

9:07🔗 Adam And then it's into the plane. And then you arrive like two days before the bus does.

9:13🔗 The Offspring Oh, Buzzum, Leonard Skinner style on the way.

9:15🔗 Adam You know, Ozzy Osbourne style. Oh, yes.

9:18🔗 The Offspring Oh, yeah. Ozzy style. That's right.

9:19🔗 Adam Yeah. That's what happened. I don't know, Randy Rhodes or whoever. Did you know that story, Joe? No, no. Ozzy Osbourne's, you know, prodigy guitarist. I think it was like Randy Rhodes.

9:30🔗 The Offspring Randy Rhodes.

9:30🔗 Adam Yeah. From from the, you know, I don't know, early 80s, late 70s, early 80s. They're out on tour and he was out flying with some guys just in private aircraft. They thought it'd be funny to buzz the tour bus. And they got a little bit too low when they buzzed it. And that was the end of Randy Rhodes. Wow. See, Drew, you see what happens when you monkey?

9:51🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

9:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:53🔗 Drew I'll be careful next time.

9:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Mom said not to play ball in the house. You know what I'm saying?

9:57🔗 The Offspring Don't watch that spool time.

9:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Spool up that Cessna.

10:00🔗 The Offspring Yeah.

10:01🔗 Adam 450. What about a dive? What do you think you get that baby up to?

10:05🔗 The Offspring You know, it's funny, because last time I was here, you were like, don't you have a hobby? Like have an old car or something? You had no idea. And ever since you found out about the flying. I'm hammered with it. Yeah, that's all it is. And so I called. I want to take you on that ride. I want to show you what it's all about.

10:18🔗 Adam I want to do it. Where's the plane? It's your house? What do you got in Santa Monica Airport?

10:26🔗 The Offspring Long Beach.

10:26🔗 Adam Long Beach. A little out of my range. Can you fly over to my house? Fly over to Burbank and then I'll meet you over there.

10:33🔗 The Offspring I'll do it.

10:34🔗 Adam You don't see any private stuff going out of Burbank, but Van Nuys.

10:37🔗 Drew Yeah, that's where we fly into. Santa Monica.

10:39🔗 Adam Awesome.

10:39🔗 Drew Crazy.

10:40🔗 Adam Oh, and seriously, Drew, I saw Drew this year. And I think you can pick up a Soviet MIG for like 50 grand.

10:48🔗 The Offspring You can.

10:49🔗 Adam Do you know how much they are?

10:51🔗 The Offspring Well, you can get them like you need to go through them and rebuild them. It's like getting an old shell of a car and stuff. But yeah, there's a bunch of stuff like that. I've I've considered it. You know, there's a another one at Czechoslovakian one that they sell that there's a guy in Reno that makes them.

11:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

11:05🔗 The Offspring You can buy them. It's really cool.

11:07🔗 Adam Seems kind of big.

11:07🔗 Drew The idea just to have where to be. So if I need to get somewhere fast, I've got to know what was it.

11:13🔗 Adam No, it's it's it's to be able to it's like the world's ultimate toy. You have a you have a MIG.

11:18🔗 Drew You would actually use it for anything, any any functional purpose.

11:21🔗 Adam You guys could move furniture in it, Drew.

11:23🔗 Drew I'm just saying, could you get it across country in an hour and a half?

11:26🔗 Adam Like starving rock stars, furniture moving. We could move one end table across country in like 20 minutes.

11:32🔗 The Offspring You could use it yourself. Yeah.

11:33🔗 Drew It was always a fantasy one. I could get somewhere like pow, like instantly.

11:36🔗 The Offspring Right.

11:36🔗 Drew You know, yeah, OK, Drew. No, we wouldn't need to.

11:40🔗 Adam We're going to do something with it. You're going to have fun with it. You're going to show off with it. It's a nice plane. And it's, you know, sturdy, you know? Yeah. It'll take flack. She'll come home.

11:51🔗 She'll come home.

11:52🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

11:52🔗 Drew I want to thank the Loveline Listeners, by the way, for supporting my show last night. We did pretty well.

11:56🔗 Adam Oh, really?

11:56🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:57🔗 Adam What happened?

11:57🔗 What did you do?

11:58🔗 Drew We almost beat The Daily Show.

12:00🔗 Adam Oh, really?

12:02🔗 Drew That's exciting, Drew.

12:04🔗 Adam Drew's show premiered last night, everybody, and I attribute it all to The Loveline Listeners.

12:08🔗 Drew Thank you. I thank you.

12:10🔗 Adam I was sitting at a table for George Lucas' induction into the AFI Film Award, whatever, tonight at the Kodak Theater with the Discovery Guy, the guy who invented the whole thing.

12:23🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. The guy that owns it.

12:24🔗 Adam John, what's his nose?

12:25🔗 Drew Yes.

12:28🔗 Adam Warbucks. That's what I call him. Big Daddy. Yeah. Just bought himself a car for three million bucks. Really? Yes.

12:35🔗 Drew What kind of car would that be? A Ferrari?

12:38🔗 Adam Some concept car from the 50s that had to wrestle away from somebody.

12:43🔗 Drew Interesting.

12:44🔗 Adam Nice, huh? Yeah. All right. More than Dexter's airplane, but not by much. Jared, and he does keep this at his head. No, let me see. Jared, you're 26.

12:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:57🔗 Adam What's up?

12:58🔗 Caller Not much.

13:00🔗 Adam All righty.

13:01🔗 Drew Get right to it here.

13:02🔗 Adam Get back to airplane talk. What do you think about that new Raptor, that F-22?

13:06🔗 Drew Let's hear an Offspring song.

13:07🔗 Adam I want to hear an Offspring song too.

13:09🔗 Drew Yes.

13:09🔗 Adam You do?

13:10🔗 Drew Yes, I do.

13:11🔗 Adam What are we going to hear? Oh, I got it.

13:13🔗 Drew You got the CD next to you.

13:14🔗 Adam I do. Yeah. You ready to go there, Michelle? Drew never wants to hear a band song.

13:20🔗 Drew Especially on the first segment.

13:21🔗 Adam No.

13:22🔗 Drew I've been like craving Offspring songs, so let's go.

13:25🔗 The Offspring Wow. Right on.

13:26🔗 Adam You could actually just go ahead and buy an Offspring CD, Drew, if you want to listen to some Offspring.

13:31🔗 Drew Slow down.

13:31🔗 A what?

13:32🔗 Adam You could download something from like iTunes. Oh, yes.

13:36🔗 Drew Some sort of magical device.

13:38🔗 Adam Yes. Yes. It's right. From the comfort and safety of your own home. We will hear a little something from, I was going to call it the best of again, but it's the Offspring's greatest hits. Seriously, if somebody put a gun to your head and said greatest hits versus best of in the last 20 years, what is it?

13:53🔗 Drew It's the biggest hits, because it means you got a lot of hits and these are just the best of them. Best of means it's your little brother's idea of the best songs. You may not have heard of them.

14:01🔗 Adam Greatest hits, not the same as best of.

14:05🔗 Drew Greatest hits means you have lots of hits, and we're just going to show you the greatest. Would you be listening to that song?

14:10🔗 Adam All right, but what if they called it the best of? Would you give the same explanation but in reverse just to be flattering to Dexter? All right, that's what I figure. All right, this one is called Can't Repeat. Yeah, The Offspring, everybody. The greatest hits. During the song, Dexter was explaining to us how he's flown solo around the world, and then I was explaining to him how I went to the lorry seasoning plant in Eagle Rock.

17:59🔗 Drew And you're masturbated by yourself, too, usually.

18:01🔗 Adam I got a little packet of taco seasoning to take with me.

18:06🔗 Drew And your travels.

18:06🔗 Adam I took an extra one, yeah, so now I have two.

18:09🔗 The Offspring That's good, too.

18:09🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, no, I'm saying, you know, we both live life pretty dangerously. You pick your poison. For you, it's, you know, world travel. For me, it's, you know, going down to Glendale, seeing how the seasoning is made.

18:22🔗 Drew And flying those prop planes.

18:24🔗 Adam Flying the model planes. Oh, oh, we're going to talk about that, too. Very exciting.

18:29🔗 Drew Let's try to take a call.

18:30🔗 Adam You want to take a call?

18:31🔗 Drew Let's try.

18:31🔗 Adam You want to try Jared again?

18:32🔗 Drew Yeah, I do.

18:33🔗 Adam Really?

18:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

18:35🔗 Adam Jared?

18:36🔗 Yeah.

18:37🔗 Adam You're 26?

18:39🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

18:40🔗 Adam What's up?

18:42🔗 Caller I'm just sitting on the couch cause my wife's mad at me cause she wants to have a threesome.

18:48🔗 Drew You're 26? You sound 16, but.

18:52🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. And you don't want to have the threesome?

18:57🔗 Caller Well, I haven't done it before, so I'm not sure about it.

19:02🔗 Drew What's up with your wife?

19:04🔗 Caller Like, see, I think if I have it, if I have the threesome with her friend and her, that our relationship won't be as good as it is.

19:14🔗 Drew Well, it will end. But what else? Except for that.

19:19🔗 Caller And I don't know what her friend may have.

19:21🔗 Drew When were you born? Birthday? Now? Oh, forget it.

19:27🔗 I'm retarded.

19:28🔗 All right, Jerry.

19:29🔗 Adam You got to be able to spit out your birthday, buddy.

19:32🔗 My birthday?

19:33🔗 Drew If you can pretend to be 10 years older than you are.

19:35🔗 Yeah.

19:37🔗 Adam Nice, buddy.

19:38🔗 Drew Let's put down the bottle. Listen, stoner.

19:40🔗 Caller Oh, you can tell by my voice, can't you?

19:42🔗 Drew Yeah, you smoke a lot of pot.

19:43🔗 Adam Yeah. And your brain function.

19:45🔗 Caller I smoke a lot of pot.

19:47🔗 Drew Yes.

19:48🔗 Caller All right, I'm 15. I've never done drugs before. This is just the way I talk.

19:52🔗 Drew No way. You smoke a lot of pot. You couldn't fool me on the age, you can't fool me on the pot either.

19:58🔗 Caller No, I swear to God.

19:59🔗 Drew Jared, Jared.

20:00🔗 Caller But what about, hold on a second, Drew.

20:02🔗 Drew There's nobody else on earth that left.

20:05🔗 Adam All right, but let me ask you this. You know how Oprah's got like $70 billion?

20:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

20:11🔗 Adam But like when Halle Berry comes on her show, she gets real black, like real home girl.

20:16🔗 Drew So he's getting like, like, Spicoli-esque when he calls Loveline?

20:19🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm saying like maybe 15 year old dudes get like kind of Spicoli-esque in high school and they don't even smoke pot. They just take on that affect the way Oprah turns black when she has Halle Berry on it.

20:31🔗 Drew I'm with you 100%, but the affect, yes, the laugh, no. That laugh is unique.

20:36🔗 Adam Jared? Yeah. By the way, if you're gonna do the age thing, at least work out the men.

20:45🔗 Drew Make close to your age.

20:46🔗 Adam And the math isn't that tough because, you know, we're 2005, you know, you deduct 25 years, you're right back to, you know, 1980. It's not, you know, one more year. You know what I'm saying?

20:59🔗 Caller It's adult supervision or whatever, but I'm a really big fan. I've never called y'all before. I mean, like y'all are my idols.

21:08🔗 Adam Thank you. Thank you. But please admit.

21:11🔗 Caller Drew, I'm going to watch that Discovery Channel.

21:13🔗 Drew Discovery Health Channel. God bless you.

21:15🔗 Adam Admit you smoke pot for Drew, please.

21:17🔗 Caller No, no, I really don't smoke pot.

21:19🔗 Adam Okay.

21:20🔗 Caller I have this accent. Okay.

21:22🔗 Adam But listen, Jared, let me ask you something. You're 15.

21:25🔗 Caller Yes.

21:26🔗 Adam And you're claiming to be 26.

21:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:29🔗 Adam Okay. Here's a nice rule of thumb. If you lie about your age, go up just a solid 10 years, then your birthday, everything else is the same. You just move it up one decade.

21:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

21:40🔗 Adam You see what I'm saying?

21:41🔗 Drew However, Jared could not have pulled it off with that Greg Brady voice.

21:45🔗 Caller Probably not.

21:46🔗 Adam But if he'd spat out, you know, 1979, you may have bought into it. Okay. That's all. Just saying. Just saying. Katie? Yeah. You don't go up 11 years. That'll screw you up. You go up just a solid 10.

22:03🔗 Drew Or you do it exactly and you write it down. You sit there with it staring.

22:06🔗 Adam Just go a solid 10. If you're born in 85, you go down to 75. Our idiots would go the wrong direction. Like, if they're born in 75 and they're claiming to be 35, they're like, 95. Go ahead, Katie.

22:18🔗 Caller Oh, hey. Real quick, I just want to say Dexter's going to be in Louisville. So I'm right near Louisville. So I just want to say, hey.

22:25🔗 The Offspring Right on. Right on. Yeah. We're doing a show on Saturday, actually.

22:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:29🔗 The Offspring It's for the do action sports tour. It's called kind of like the X Games.

22:32🔗 Adam He'll buzz your tower, baby.

22:36🔗 Caller Well, I wanted to talk to you all about my brother. He's 12. He's about 10, almost 11 years older or younger than me. And he keeps trying to grop me.

22:46🔗 Drew Really?

22:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:48🔗 Drew What do you describe to me? Hold on.

22:50🔗 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

22:54🔗 Drew What's the circumstance? What does he do? What happens?

22:56🔗 Caller Well, we'll be sitting there on the couch, you know, and he'll come up and try to hug me, and he'll cop a feel, and he'll sit behind me, and he'll start kissing my neck. In like a peck sort of way, it's like getting weird.

23:11🔗 Drew Has he got any problems otherwise?

23:12🔗 Caller No.

23:13🔗 Adam Well, that's enough. Is he, are you voluptuous?

23:19🔗 Caller Yeah, pretty big boobs.

23:21🔗 Drew Why are there 10 years between you guys?

23:23🔗 Caller I was the youngest up until he was born. He was just a big accident.

23:27🔗 Drew He was an accident. You have much older parents.

23:31🔗 Caller 45, yeah.

23:34🔗 Adam All right. There were 23 when you had her. All right. Well, let me just say this without trying to let this guy have to hook too much, but at 12, like your brain is almost exploding with what does a boob feel like? What is this?

23:50🔗 Drew There's an occasional 12 year old like that, but it's a 13 year old that gets like that.

23:54🔗 Adam Well, there's two types of sexuality for a young boy. One is the- No, no, no, Drew. I know Drew has 12 year olds now, so he's going to deny all this. He's fighting it. That's how it works, Drew. But seriously, Drew, here's how it works with guys. There is a pre-pubescent sexuality in the post.

24:13🔗 Drew Yes, yes.

24:13🔗 Adam The pre is like, what is it? I want to grab a booby. Sort of weird fantasies about being invisible and seeing mom's friend in the pool room getting changed. You know, this is sort of weird adolescent fantasies that really, there's no business. You know what it is? It's like your cat that captures a lizard and just wants to swat it around. Doesn't know what to do with it, but it's like impulses, it's like I want to jump on a swat around. Ends up killing it but doesn't eat it. Later on, you want to eat.

24:45🔗 Drew You want to eat.

24:46🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying, Drew?

24:47🔗 Drew Oh, I am.

24:49🔗 Adam I know what I'm saying.

24:50🔗 Drew But it's not as though you're going to violate family boundaries based on that. There was not a million years that you hide that from your family. You would never allow them to get near anything.

24:58🔗 Adam Yes, but 10 years older doesn't probably feel sibling-esque in a weird way to him.

25:06🔗 Drew Auntie Katie.

25:07🔗 Adam Probably feels like, yeah, you know what I mean? Like 10 years off, the sister's like, especially if she's gone in a way or in high school when you're in, you know what I mean?

25:15🔗 Drew Give him every excuse, however.

25:17🔗 Adam Big jugs.

25:18🔗 Drew My Spidey sense still says something's wrong here, something's up.

25:22🔗 Adam Katie.

25:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:24🔗 Adam What's going on with the family?

25:26🔗 Caller Nothing really. My parents are still married. My dad's an alcoholic.

25:31🔗 Drew Oh, there we go. Has he maybe done something to your brother? Or your brother's seen a lot of stuff that's making him sort of mad?

25:36🔗 Caller I really don't think so. I mean, he was a lot worse when me and my older brother were younger, not now.

25:42🔗 Drew Worse than what? Oh, your dad?

25:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:43🔗 Drew Yeah, but understand that was when your brother was in his formative years and really can affect him profoundly.

25:50🔗 Adam The neck licking is a creepy and weird part of this.

25:54🔗 Drew Yeah. It makes me concerned that he didn't get sort of proper supervision. There's chaos on the phone with the alcoholic dad.

25:59🔗 Caller Right.

26:00🔗 Drew And then sexual acting out of this sort usually implies serious trouble.

26:05🔗 Adam Is he seeing also it seems like he was probably exposed to a little Internet something or a little DVD, but your family sounds a little more like beta. See a little something on a little beta here. You know what I mean?

26:21🔗 Caller My mom was Dr. Drew Show, but maybe I won't watch it now.

26:24🔗 Drew Well, I was just getting become bogus.

26:27🔗 Caller They were beta.

26:29🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah.

26:30🔗 Drew She has Tivo. She has Tivo. What you're saying? Yeah.

26:32🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. OK. So the point is, is this guy could use a little therapy?

26:38🔗 Drew Right. I'm sure kids kids that age will not even younger to start doing strange things like masturbating in public and sort of self-stimulating and violating boundaries that that's all signs of what's going on internally. And that suggests some pretty serious stuff is going on. You got the alcoholic dad, you've got the issues of questions of supervision. So I don't know.

26:55🔗 Adam Just.

26:56🔗 Drew We're definitely looking at it. Let's take a break.

26:57🔗 Adam Let me give him some therapy. We come back. David's got a question for Dexter about the Offspring song and more. More of that. More jet talk. More jet talk. We're going to talk. We're going to talk military surplus. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All that after this.

27:20🔗 Caller Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready.

27:25🔗 Loveline is brought to you by The Closer, a new original series Mondays at 9, 8 Central on TNT.

27:33🔗 Adam Hey, everybody.

27:33🔗 It's Loveline.

27:34🔗 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Flyboy Dexter here tonight from the Offspring. The Offspring's greatest hits is what we're talking about tonight. Also, the band is going to be on the Warped Tour. I'm guessing, I'm just going to go ahead and go on a limb and say headlining the Warped Tour, which is extensive. I'm looking at it right now. If you can hear us, the band and the tour will be coming to your town. I almost guarantee it. So you got that to look forward to this summer. And who else is on the bill, Dexter?

28:10🔗 The Offspring The Transplants are playing and a bunch of other bands.

28:16🔗 Adam Oh, other bands.

28:18🔗 The Offspring I just get MXPX is playing, my Chemical Romance is playing, one of my bands, Rufio is playing. There's all kinds of great stuff happening out there.

28:25🔗 Adam Now you say one of your bands, one of the bands you produce is on your label or?

28:29🔗 The Offspring Yeah, I have a little label called Nitro Records, and I've put out a bunch of bands and Rufio's, one of my most well-known bands right now. They're going to be a part of the tour.

28:38🔗 Adam Where did you discover them? And by the way, they make a fabulous fish taco.

28:43🔗 The Offspring Rufio's?

28:43🔗 Adam Yes. Awesome.

28:45🔗 The Offspring They're from the Inland Empire.

28:48🔗 Adam That's trouble.

28:49🔗 The Offspring Yeah, no, they're great. They are.

28:51🔗 Adam All right.

28:52🔗 Drew They're off the speed.

28:53🔗 Adam All right. They're just dealing. They don't actually do the speed.

28:57🔗 The Offspring Maybe you should tell the kids some of the dates of some of the shows in this area.

29:01🔗 Caller Great idea.

29:03🔗 Adam Let's see. It is starting.

29:06🔗 Drew We're in a lot of these cities.

29:07🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, Anne highlighted one of the dates, but we'll go back up. Starts the 18th in Columbus, Ohio, then Milwaukee, Wisconsin, St. Louis, Missouri, Kansas City, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio.

29:19🔗 Drew This is just our...

29:19🔗 The Offspring Well, those aren't... Yeah.

29:21🔗 Adam Los Cruces.

29:22🔗 Drew We're talking to them.

29:22🔗 The Offspring Oh, sorry. Okay.

29:24🔗 Adam Peoria, Chula Vista at the Coors Amphitheater, Long Beach, San Francisco, Ventura. I'm going to do it like I'm...

29:32🔗 The Offspring Radio style.

29:33🔗 Adam Radio style. Fresno, California, Fresno Convention Center, Sella Arena.

29:38🔗 The Offspring Give them the date, too.

29:39🔗 Adam Pomona coming in. Checking in on July 6th, two days after the 4th, everybody. That's 05 for you Stoners out there. Pomona coming in, Pomona Fairplex. Then again, on the 7th, Maryvale, California, Sleep Train Amphitheater, Poisey, Idaho, Crab Potato, Rock Your Head Outta Idaho Center Amphitheater. By the way.

30:01🔗 Drew What date?

30:02🔗 Adam That's coming in on the 8th of July. It's going to be hot. Tell you what, right now. Poisey, I'll tell you, talk about imagination. The Poisey, Idaho, at the Idaho Center Amphitheater.

30:13🔗 Drew Nice.

30:14🔗 Adam Ooh, I bet somebody won a competition too, sending in that title. Georgia, the Gorge Amphitheater. That's right, that's going to be on the 9th of July. St. Helens, Arena, Columbus, Meadows. The hell, oh, that's in Oregon. Yeah, St. Helens, oh, is that where the, that's where the, that's at Mount St. Helens?

30:35🔗 Drew That's Washington, Mount St. Helens. Yeah.

30:36🔗 Adam That's right. Well, what the hell are they doing that for? Well, that's confusing. All right, Salt Lake City, Denver, Indianapolis, it just keeps going. I don't have to give you the date, you just go, you just go every day. Cleveland, Cincinnati, Chicago, then we're getting into August, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Pompano Beach. It is, look, go on the go on the Internet, everybody. I can't remember all that stuff, Drew. All right. Where are we? Got a question for the band?

31:05🔗 Drew Bunch of Texas states, 24, 25, 26.

31:07🔗 Adam David?

31:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:10🔗 Adam You're 17? Yeah. What's up?

31:13🔗 Caller Hold on real quick.

31:14🔗 Adam All right.

31:15🔗 The Offspring Hang on.

31:16🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm asking Dexter a question real quick.

31:18🔗 Adam Oh, OK.

31:20🔗 Well, he's the least thing I've ever been.

31:21🔗 Caller Hold on real quick.

31:22🔗 Caller Hello?

31:24🔗 Adam Hello.

31:24🔗 Caller Yeah, my mom is coming. Y'all trying to ask you a question, but I'm not even supposed to be on the phone, but. Really? All right.

31:29🔗 Drew Let's do it real fast.

31:30🔗 Caller Hey, Adam.

31:31🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

31:32🔗 Caller I got a good one for you. Hold on real quick. Adam.

31:35🔗 Drew Corolla.

31:36🔗 Caller Exactly. Hey, I got a pool here and from there, I already officially called that from.

31:41🔗 Adam Dexter, I'm trying to get the pool game Marco Polo replaced with Adam Corolla.

31:47🔗 The Offspring I like it.

31:47🔗 Adam It works, right?

31:48🔗 Caller Adam Corolla.

31:50🔗 Adam You see how that goes?

31:51🔗 The Offspring Yeah, yeah.

31:52🔗 Adam That's nice. Listen, Marco Polo, I did a little reading on Marco Polo. You know what I found out, Drew?

31:59🔗 Drew He was a creative man.

32:01🔗 Adam No. He had nothing to do with pools at all.

32:04🔗 Drew What?

32:05🔗 Adam No. I thought he invented like the skimmer or something. I didn't know that he had nothing. First off, the dude's been dead for like 80 years, OK? That's number one.

32:15🔗 Drew Must have had a pool.

32:16🔗 Adam I don't know. I don't think so. You know, he talked about like going to China and discovering like Top Ramen and bringing it back to Italy. You know what? And a lot of people say, say no, they say he was lying. They say he spun yarn.

32:31🔗 Drew That's what they say.

32:33🔗 Adam There's a funny thing when I was reading about him online, it says, on his deathbed in Naples, a priest begged him to admit that he had been lying. And I thought, well, that's a great priest. You think you're guys going to give me a little peaceful laughter. Come on, admit it, dude. Thanks, buddy. I'm dying here. I'd be pissed off if you brought the last right priest in and he just started grilling me. He just starts sweating me. Yeah. You know what his reply was? He said, well, it was in Italian, so I didn't understand it, but it was something to the effect of, I haven't even told half the stuff I've done. Wow. Yeah.

33:11🔗 Drew And by the way, isn't he supposed to exonerate him of all his sin? Isn't that just to say-

33:16🔗 Adam I just like the idea that a priest was sent in there to sweat him when he was dying. David? That's real.

33:24🔗 Drew Here's your chance, David. Go quick.

33:25🔗 Adam Go, Dave.

33:29🔗 Caller I got a question for Dexter.

33:30🔗 The Offspring Yeah, what's up?

33:33🔗 Caller You guys had a song once on- it was on That Crazy Taxi.

33:37🔗 The Offspring Uh-huh.

33:37🔗 Caller And I don't know what the song's called. That's why I'm calling to ask. When it starts off, it goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it starts off, it's a crazy SB, but I just don't know what the song's called.

33:47🔗 The Offspring Yeah, that song was All I Want.

33:48🔗 Caller All I Want.

33:49🔗 The Offspring Yeah. It's on our greatest hits record.

33:52🔗 Drew And the best of the album, too.

33:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:54🔗 Adam We might even play it in the next hour, David, but you'll be asleep.

33:58🔗 Caller No, no, actually I won't. Cause I'm a lead singer for a band, and that question has been bugging me for about two years. I've been wondering what that question, no, I mean what that song is.

34:06🔗 Adam Can't you go on the computer now and just find the answer to every question?

34:10🔗 Caller Actually, I don't really like computers. I have a computer here at my house. You guys actually asked me that one question, and I told you that I don't like computers. So that's the only reason I didn't call it.

34:22🔗 Adam I understand. You don't like computers, but you like answers, right?

34:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:26🔗 Adam Yeah, maybe you guys can find some middle ground somewhere here in the computer. You hate so much.

34:30🔗 Who's this?

34:31🔗 Caller You guys.

34:31🔗 It's just me.

34:32🔗 Caller That's why I decided to call in.

34:33🔗 Adam No, when I say you guys, I mean you and the computer.

34:36🔗 Drew I think it's this internal computer that doesn't work.

34:38🔗 Adam Okay. I think it's got a Tandy up there.

34:42🔗 Caller Hey, my mom just came in. I got to actually hang up, right?

34:45🔗 Adam Can we? And what kind of hardcore band are you in where your mom's yelling at you to close the phone up? You guys can't possibly rock.

34:53🔗 The Offspring That's punk, dude.

34:55🔗 Adam Is it punk to have your mom yelling at you?

34:57🔗 The Offspring Yeah, lay punk.

34:59🔗 Adam He's calling from Tucson. What the hell time is it in? What is it, an hour? They don't do daylight savings? Does that make a six hours difference?

35:07🔗 Drew One hour later there.

35:08🔗 Adam What is it if they don't have daylight savings?

35:10🔗 Drew It's later, earlier. They're the same. They don't go ahead, so it's one hour back.

35:18🔗 Adam What is it? Are you telling me it's 930 and he's 17 and his mom is yelling at him to get off the phone?

35:23🔗 Drew Yeah, but you heard what a JO this kid is. His mom's got to work out a little bit.

35:27🔗 The Offspring I didn't realize you guys were nationwide last time I was here. I don't think you guys were.

35:30🔗 Drew We were. Oh, we were.

35:32🔗 The Offspring Oh, wow.

35:34🔗 Adam We try to keep, you know what we are? We're like a Ma and Pa store that has franchises all over the country.

35:40🔗 The Offspring Congratulations.

35:41🔗 Adam We have that down home kind of feeling. It's been ten years.

35:45🔗 The Offspring And that's not enough. You still want to steal Marco Polo's name, his game.

35:49🔗 Adam I feel it's time. As a matter of fact, my whole career up until now has been leading to the Marco Polo thing. That's all I've been wanting to do. What a legacy. You know what I mean? Leaving that behind. The pool thing.

36:04🔗 Drew You could just invent a new game called Adam Corolla.

36:10🔗 Adam I feel like Marco Polo has been dead for like 900 years.

36:14🔗 Drew Yeah, you're right. Let's just usurp him.

36:16🔗 Adam I don't think he was a great guy. He probably took a mistress or two. You know, all those guys were racist back then. You know what I'm saying? You know, he didn't go over there to China and like, you know, take some spices and stuff and give them fair market value for it. He probably ripped them off.

36:32🔗 The Offspring Just got a rumor that they named the Toyota after you.

36:35🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's spelled different.

36:38🔗 Drew Yeah, I understand. He's already yelling at the spelling all the time.

36:42🔗 Adam Augie?

36:43🔗 Yes, hello?

36:44🔗 Adam You're 19?

36:45🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

36:46🔗 What's up?

36:47🔗 Caller Well, first off, I'd like to say that I really love you guys, Dr. Drew and Adam.

36:51🔗 Adam Thank you.

36:52🔗 Caller The Offspring, you're pretty good too. I like you guys. Oh, cool. I've been listening to you guys for a long time. My question today is, well, when I'm, okay, so I'm a little bit nervous.

37:03🔗 Adam All right.

37:04🔗 Caller Okay. My ex-girlfriend, she's been my ex for about six months now. She is pregnant with my twins.

37:13🔗 Drew Oh, wow. Okay. And what's the question?

37:16🔗 Caller Well, my current girlfriend, who I care about a lot, even though we've only been going out for like maybe five months or so.

37:22🔗 Drew Don't tell me she's also pregnant.

37:24🔗 Caller No, no, she's not also pregnant. But she is trying to convince me to convince my ex-girlfriend to have an abortion.

37:32🔗 Drew How far into the pregnancy is your ex-girlfriend?

37:35🔗 Caller She's like two months, I think.

37:37🔗 Drew Two months only, huh?

37:38🔗 Adam You sure?

37:40🔗 Caller I don't talk to her too much anymore.

37:42🔗 Drew How long has she been pregnant?

37:44🔗 Adam Oh, wait a minute. Let's do some humping math here, by the way. What did you do last hump with her? You have a girlfriend for five months. This girl's two months pregnant. How does that work?

37:56🔗 Caller Oh, well, I was still seeing her. My current girlfriend doesn't know.

38:00🔗 Drew When was the last time?

38:02🔗 Caller Last time? Oh, it's hard to remember.

38:06🔗 Drew Bogus.

38:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Nice try, though.

38:08🔗 Drew Nice try, Augie.

38:09🔗 Adam Augie, you can't do any better than this, Nimrod. What? This is it. I like the indignity part.

38:15🔗 Caller Blah, blah, blah.

38:16🔗 Adam How dare you? Yeah, you can't remember. You're not sure how far along she is. And, you know, the thing about abortions is they're not really based on any time or calendar or anything.

38:25🔗 Drew You wouldn't have looked into that.

38:26🔗 Adam You would have had an indefinite period of time. Yeah, you never would have checked that out. No, you never would have asked her when she said she was pregnant. You never would have done the math when the last time you were with her. Please, your Boguosity leaves this broadcaster cold. How about that?

38:45🔗 The Offspring He had me fooled.

38:45🔗 Drew Let's take a break.

38:46🔗 Adam He sounded good, but he's so weak. Listen, people, get a couple basic dates now. Well, I'm with my one for five months and this other one's, she was about two months pregnant. Oh, I was with her when, come on.

39:02🔗 Drew Here we go. Let's go.

39:03🔗 Adam Let's keep pausing.

39:04🔗 Drew Let's go.

39:05🔗 Adam Let's go. Break it down. PMA. Yeah. All right, everyone. Dexter from The Offspring is here. We'll hear something else off the greatest hits. These guys will be on the Vans Warped Tour starting on the 18th of this month. And we'll be right back after this.

39:23🔗 Caller Love Line Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

39:27🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

39:41🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-R. Dexter's here tonight from The Offspring. Offspring's Greatest Hits, name of the CD. Gonna be out in a couple of weeks. Where's that piece of paper, Drew?

40:00🔗 The Offspring Comes out a week from, a week from Tuesday.

40:02🔗 Adam A week from Tuesday.

40:03🔗 Drew From last Tuesday or? Right from this coming Tuesday.

40:06🔗 The Offspring No, coming Tuesday, 21st, I think, right?

40:08🔗 Adam 18th.

40:09🔗 Drew 18th, yeah.

40:10🔗 Adam No, wait a minute, 21st. Sorry, the 21st. Dexter is always right. As a pilot, you can't afford to be wrong. You know what I'm saying?

40:17🔗 Drew You gotta be quick.

40:19🔗 Adam And you know, you measure that fuel in pounds, not in ounces, how you do it, Drew, because you're really cheap. Or gallons, how I do it, because I'm cool. All right, let's talk to Jessica, who's 18 and gets violent and angry. Jessica?

40:36🔗 Hi.

40:37🔗 Adam What's happening?

40:40🔗 Well, every time my boyfriend and I plan on having sex and then we don't, I get really, really mad.

40:47🔗 Drew It says here you get violently angry. What do you do?

40:49🔗 Well, I'll scream at his face. And there's been a couple of times where I've slapped him. And I just, I don't know why I'm doing it. Like normally, I'm not that angry with him, even when he does something stupid. And I just, I don't understand why I'm being this angry with him. I don't get it.

41:05🔗 Drew How often does this happen?

41:08🔗 Every time pretty much that we don't have sex. It's when we plan on having sex. Like we'll talk about it during the day.

41:13🔗 Adam Like, learn this lesson, by the way, this guy.

41:16🔗 The Offspring Maybe that's what he wants.

41:17🔗 Drew How often does this happen?

41:21🔗 I don't know. Like just basically whenever we don't have sex.

41:24🔗 Drew Jessica, how often we're going to hang up on you.

41:27🔗 Adam Whenever they don't have sex.

41:28🔗 Drew How often does this happen?

41:29🔗 Adam Whenever they don't have sex.

41:31🔗 Drew So you don't have sex every day, every month, every year. How often?

41:35🔗 Adam Whenever they don't have sex.

41:37🔗 Yeah.

41:37🔗 Do you mean like how many times? Like a month?

41:40🔗 Sure.

41:42🔗 Like three times.

41:44🔗 Drew Three times a month this happens.

41:45🔗 Yeah.

41:46🔗 Drew Is it when you were specifically told this is going to happen and you're disappointed that it doesn't?

41:51🔗 Yeah. Well, we don't actually say like, okay, well, we're going to do this. We'll just talk about it. Like, well, maybe we'll-

41:56🔗 Drew How often do you normally have sex?

41:59🔗 A couple of times a week.

42:00🔗 Drew Now, this business of you hitting him suggests that you were in a family where people hit. And then you think that's okay. So, you know, of course.

42:09🔗 Yeah.

42:09🔗 Drew Yeah. And that already, you know, the becoming from that kind of trauma suggests that you may have sort of triggers that cause you to kind of dissociate and fly into rages. People have different things that will trigger that. Did you have other kinds of trauma too? Were you sexually abused or anything? Or Nikolai?

42:25🔗 Well, both my parents are drug addicts and alcoholics. But my father, I mean, I wasn't really around my mother much, but around my father, he wasn't really like abusive. But one time he tried to have me touch him, but it didn't go anywhere. Cause I was, I just didn't let it.

42:44🔗 Drew What dad doesn't do that?

42:45🔗 The Offspring Yeah, as long as it didn't go anywhere, that's okay.

42:48🔗 Adam My dad and sister did the same thing. The chemistry just wasn't right. But they could remain friends.

42:52🔗 Yeah, I knew it wasn't right. So that's why I didn't allow him to go through like this.

42:58🔗 Drew All that stuff is profoundly disturbed. And so basically what you have here is a situation where when you get into a vulnerable...

43:05🔗 Adam I don't know why it's even creepier to have him try and get shot down.

43:09🔗 Drew I know. It's just because you're aware enough of what's going on.

43:12🔗 Adam Who the f-ed up do you have to be? I mean, literally, I mean, he must have just been jacked out of his brain on drugs, right?

43:19🔗 Yeah, he was really bad.

43:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

43:22🔗 Adam All right. So you're a mess. So Jessica, you need some therapy.

43:25🔗 Drew What happens is... Here's the deal. First of all, you don't perceive normal boundaries because you have a family system where there weren't normal boundaries.

43:30🔗 Caller Well, the thing was is that I lived with my grandparents, so I had a really good...

43:34🔗 Drew Just listen to me. Just listen to me.

43:35🔗 Adam No, it was fantastic.

43:36🔗 Drew Yeah, just listen to me. And you also, having been the victim of all these traumatic circumstances, you tended to what's called dissociate. You don't develop a normal regulatory system and you become reliant on a primitive part of what the nervous system called the parasympathetic system, and you sort of very easily sort of check out, you dissociate. And in those checked out modes, you'll start to fly into rages. And in those rages, you'll sort of express all the usual lack of boundaries that you saw in your family of origin. And so this just becomes sort of an out of body experience when you develop these rages. And this needs a lot of treatment. It's going to be very, very serious if you're having, you know, trying to make a family.

44:13🔗 Adam What are you going to do? You get some therapy.

44:16🔗 Caller I have no idea. It's just, it's getting out of control and he's feeling really horrible about it. And I don't really know how to apologize to him about it because it's like, well, you know, I'm sorry screaming in your face and slapped you, but have a good day.

44:29🔗 Drew Apologizing, apologizing has nothing to do with this.

44:31🔗 Adam Go to therapy.

44:32🔗 Drew You have to get treatment or this is not going to get worse. It's not going to get better. In fact, probably what's going to happen is if this guy's one shred of emotional health, he'll leave and you will find somebody sick to attach to and this thing will devolve into real serious problems.

44:45🔗 Adam They sound smart, Jessica.

44:47🔗 Drew Come on. I'm sorry, what was that?

44:48🔗 Adam You sound intelligent.

44:49🔗 Drew Get some help. This has to be treated. You're actually, your brain actually doesn't work right. You don't regulate normally and that you need some help building that system.

44:57🔗 Caller Okay.

44:57🔗 Drew Okay? All right.

44:58🔗 Caller So what should I do in the meantime when like, you know, when I'm getting therapy and I'm getting through it and it happens again, what am I supposed to do about it?

45:05🔗 Drew You talk to your therapist about that. You work something out with the therapist. You figure out how to plan.

45:08🔗 Caller Okay?

45:09🔗 Adam All right, Jessica.

45:10🔗 Caller All right, yeah?

45:11🔗 Adam Name one aircraft from World War II.

45:14🔗 Caller From World War II? A jet? I don't know.

45:19🔗 Drew See?

45:20🔗 Adam Wait, wait, wait.

45:20🔗 Drew Let's get the Axis or Allied.

45:22🔗 Adam Oh, really? Okay, go ahead, Drew.

45:24🔗 Drew Who were the Axis powers in World War II?

45:26🔗 Oh, God.

45:28🔗 Caller I don't know.

45:29🔗 Drew How about the Allies? I'll give you a hint. One of them was America.

45:32🔗 One of them was what again?

45:34🔗 Drew This country you live in?

45:35🔗 Adam Canada.

45:36🔗 Drew United States.

45:36🔗 Adam America.

45:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:38🔗 Drew What were the other countries involved in the Allies?

45:40🔗 Oh, wait. Oh, in World War II?

45:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

45:44🔗 Caller Japan and Germany.

45:47🔗 Adam Right. OK. And we're all fighting against Canada and Mexico?

45:53🔗 No, I don't think so.

45:55🔗 Adam All right, baby. Once again, proving women know nothing about war. Nothing ever. But here's the thing. Here's the thing that boggles my mind.

46:06🔗 Drew The 18 planes. And it wants to tell us about the Allies they were used in.

46:10🔗 The Offspring OK.

46:11🔗 Adam I'll tell you what warps my mind when it comes to this. First off, it never seems to come up. I'm the only guy who brings it up. Number two, I'm a dick for bringing it up somehow. But women, and I'm talking age 15 to age 45, have zero knowledge. I mean, it's not you wouldn't call it rudimentary, rudimentary knowledge of World War II. It's zero, zero. And it's the thing. It's like, well, it ain't their thing. Well, it's a huge part of history. It's really it's like saying the Civil Rights Movement. So that's not my thing. I'm not black. I don't know anything about how that work. You know what I mean? Or, you know, Thomas Edison, I'm no inventor. I don't know anything. I don't know what that guy's name is. Or Marco Polo. I mean, the point is, is it's not really up for debate. It was a huge event that you need to know two or three things about and you should be taught in school about these things. Yes.

47:04🔗 Drew Yes.

47:05🔗 Adam Drew, you gotta ask your daughter now.

47:07🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

47:08🔗 Adam She'll know something.

47:09🔗 Drew Let's take a break.

47:09🔗 Adam Dexter's here from The Offspring. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this. Hello, y'all. It's Animus, Dr. Drew. Over there. Dexter here tonight from The Offspring.

47:35🔗 Caller The best in the best of the Offspring.

47:36🔗 Adam We've been at the Offspring. Greatest hits. It is out on the 21st. Oh, I ate big tonight, Drew. What did you eat?

47:45🔗 Drew A little Italian.

47:47🔗 Adam No.

47:48🔗 Drew Mexican.

47:50🔗 Adam I went down on a Mexican hooker, but I don't know what I'm eating. No, I had myself a little, I went to the George Lucas AFI thing.

47:59🔗 Drew Oh, that's right.

48:00🔗 Adam I was like, sitting in between, like Harrison Ford and Warren Beatty.

48:05🔗 Drew Wow.

48:06🔗 Adam All the heavy hitters were there.

48:07🔗 Drew Cool.

48:08🔗 Adam Well, anyone who did anything with Lucas had to show up for a little ass kissing.

48:13🔗 Drew And what were you doing there?

48:16🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing. I got invited by the guy who invented the Discovery Channel.

48:24🔗 Drew Oh, right, right, right, right.

48:25🔗 Adam Yeah, see, Drew, you would have been invited, but if you were, oh, you were on the Discovery Channel. That's right, I can see who you are. They invited me, and then I was walking down the red carpet, and everyone kept pulling me over, going, what makes you such a big George Lucas fan? And I'm like, I don't, I'm not a, I didn't, the first Star Wars, you know, the one they made 70, I liked that one. 78, that one was pretty cool. Then the other one sucked, and I don't know what's, I'm not into all that stuff, no. And they're like, well, I sound like an a-hole, is what I realized. So I stopped talking at a certain point. But it was kind of cool. There were like John What's-his-name, the guy who scored the whole thing was, John Williams was sitting there, and I mean, Richard Dreyfuss was sitting at my table, we had a nice conversation.

49:19🔗 Drew Nice.

49:20🔗 Adam Yeah. And you know what he told me? He told me he was doing a sex documentary.

49:24🔗 Drew Oh, interesting.

49:25🔗 Adam Like a multi-part sex documentary.

49:27🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

49:28🔗 Adam Evidently a man of passion, Drew.

49:30🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

49:31🔗 Adam I told him you also shared his passion for passion.

49:33🔗 Drew But here's the deal about those shows, it's always the superficial BS, the people want you to believe.

49:38🔗 Adam Well, don't crap on it, because I was blowing your horn pretty good.

49:40🔗 Drew I'm just saying, that's what bothers me, if they were actually really getting into it, actually talking to experts that deal with this stuff, that's cool.

49:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

49:46🔗 Drew What they normally do is like, well, let's see what these swingers like to do. Oh, isn't that interesting?

49:50🔗 Adam Now that we're good friends, I call them Dick Dreyfuss.

49:52🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah.

49:52🔗 Adam And Dickie was saying that, because you know, when you have celebrity friends, you have to call them by something other people know them as. Dick was saying that he was going to do this thing on like the BBC or something like that. But I said, you got to get in here. You got to talk to Drew. This guy, this guy talks to the kids.

50:10🔗 Drew Maybe I'll bring him on my Discovery Health Channel show.

50:13🔗 Adam Yeah.

50:13🔗 Drew There you go.

50:14🔗 Adam He's never going to do that. But the point is, is interested in sex and a man of passion.

50:19🔗 Drew Cool.

50:20🔗 Adam Let's talk to Shawn. He's 21. Shawn?

50:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

50:25🔗 Adam What's up?

50:28🔗 Caller I'm just about to go into a club right now.

50:31🔗 Drew A club?

50:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

50:34🔗 Caller Thursday night.

50:35🔗 Adam What kind of club?

50:37🔗 Caller Gay club.

50:38🔗 Drew You're gay.

50:40🔗 Adam What's it called?

50:42🔗 Caller Sorry, you, Drew.

50:44🔗 Adam Yeah, Drew. You told Drew.

50:47🔗 Drew You're gay.

50:48🔗 Adam And then.

50:48🔗 Caller Drew has this beautiful skin, right? And VH1 shines through Drew on the TV. Let me tell you.

50:56🔗 Drew What is he talking about?

50:57🔗 Adam I don't know. I know those gays do a lot of that amyl. I think he's high on the amyl right now.

51:03🔗 Drew He's not gay.

51:04🔗 Caller It kind of hurts. I don't know. I don't do all that.

51:07🔗 Adam You see, they don't like the amyl, but it sounds close to anal. And so they like it.

51:11🔗 Drew I see.

51:12🔗 Adam Hey, Sean, what's the name of the club you're heading into?

51:18🔗 Caller I don't discuss things like that. That gives the characteristics of the part of town I'm in rather not safe. Sorry.

51:25🔗 Drew What's your question?

51:27🔗 Adam You know, this weird flash, like, this poor guy has a boss and I feel really sorry for him.

51:34🔗 Drew For the boss? Yeah.

51:35🔗 Adam Like, this guy's going to head in to work or someplace like that. Tomorrow there's going to be some poor SOB who actually employs this guy.

51:42🔗 Drew He's got to suck. Interesting. You know what I mean?

51:43🔗 The Offspring Yeah.

51:44🔗 Adam I never do that, but I really feel sorry for his boss.

51:46🔗 The Offspring That's interesting. Yeah.

51:47🔗 Adam I usually feel sorry for the parents, but in this case it's the boss. Sean, do you have a job?

51:53🔗 Caller Of course, yes.

51:54🔗 Adam I feel sorry for your boss.

51:55🔗 Drew What kind of work do you do?

51:56🔗 Adam Video store.

51:58🔗 Caller I'm in sales.

51:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:00🔗 Adam Your poor boss.

52:01🔗 Caller I'm a business manager of a little store, a corporate store. I'm pretty good. I mean, I'm doing pretty well for myself, actually.

52:12🔗 Drew What is your question, Sean?

52:13🔗 Adam Really? Do we need to talk to him about that?

52:15🔗 Drew I just want to ask questions.

52:17🔗 Adam All right.

52:18🔗 Drew What is it? Here we go, buddy.

52:21🔗 Caller My grandfather died when I was probably like 12 years old. Found out later on that he was actually my grandmother.

52:31🔗 Drew So it was a female to male sex change?

52:35🔗 Caller Yes, exactly.

52:38🔗 Drew No, that just doesn't happen.

52:39🔗 Adam Doesn't happen.

52:40🔗 Caller What are you talking about?

52:41🔗 Caller My grandmother?

52:42🔗 Caller My grandmother, right?

52:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:44🔗 Caller She went to San Francisco back in like when my mom was probably like 16. So this was like right when they were starting to really like get into this type of stuff. Like people were starting to change their sex and things like that. And she went out there to San Francisco and had this done. I mean, it was a botched up. Like, I mean, like the story was like my grandpa was actually my uncle. My grandma died in Alaska and this and that. And this is this is your grandpa. Call him your grandpa. So I always called him my grandpa. You know, thought he was my uncle, right? Saw his chest. Grew up with him, of course. So I saw his chest and everything. And his chest was like, he always told us. We always asked him what happened. He said I was in a car accident. And actually his chest was like, it looked mutilated. Didn't have any nipples. Looked like he just got his copped off. So I mean, this was total like in the beginning, you know, I have no idea what his genitals look like. Never saw his genitals.

53:46🔗 Adam Oh, really? Because I have a picture of my grandfather's genitals. I keep my wallet. He was European, so he's uncut.

53:53🔗 Drew Yeah, Sean, I don't...

53:55🔗 Adam I wasn't erect, but it looked like he fluffed himself just a little bit. I mean, he obviously knew there was going to be a picture taken.

54:00🔗 Drew So you're talking about an operation like some 40 years ago.

54:04🔗 Caller This wasn't 40 years ago. This was probably like, I mean, at least, like maybe 25, 30 years ago.

54:11🔗 Drew Oh, well, way out. It's not 40.

54:12🔗 Caller It's 52, so...

54:14🔗 Drew All right, but the point is 30 years ago, they really didn't do female to male.

54:18🔗 Adam He still feels sorry for his boss. You know what I mean? And she just keeps getting back to feeling sorry for the guy who caused it.

54:23🔗 Drew What's the question? What is the question?

54:25🔗 Adam What's this question?

54:26🔗 Caller I want to know if, like, I mean, like, I was, so I was molested when I was growing up, so I don't know if, like, any of that, like, has, like, is it hereditary that I would, like, you know, like it, like, and become gay from...

54:39🔗 Drew No, the, the, the, the liking, the sexual abuse, when people are being sexually abused and they're aroused by it and like it, that actually creates a lot even more conflict for people sometimes. They have a lot more difficulty managing the feelings associated with that trauma because it's so conflicted. But there is the case that sexual abuse, particularly by a male, tends to be associated with becoming gay later in life. We certainly in our show, pretty much all of the gay men that call with a question like this have been sexually abused by men. It's not like you can change it. It sort of changes your wiring, having been through that experience. And probably there's some genetic foundation for sort of a, you know, being changed by the behavior, by the experience. But there are guys out there that are gay by genetic design.

55:22🔗 Adam I know it sounds cruel, but if you were like, if Sean was a car and you were a insurance claims adjuster, you just go ahead and label him totaled, right? Put him in the crusher. Yeah, don't bother putting it on the frame. Don't bother putting it on the rack.

55:38🔗 Drew Let's just call it total. Sean doesn't seem motivated to change.

55:43🔗 Adam That's the scary part because a guy like Sean, considering what Sean has been through and what Sean has seen, allegedly.

55:49🔗 Drew And who knows what the craziness was with the grandfather, grandmother thing? That doesn't even track.

55:53🔗 Adam I don't even know what Sean's incoherent version of it was. But Sean, you have, if half of what you tell us is true, you have one chance in life, and that is tons of therapy, fair amount of classical music, and a lot of exercise.

56:09🔗 Drew I think a little 12-step in there.

56:10🔗 Adam And maybe a little 12-step program. What do you say, buddy?

56:13🔗 Caller Well, I listen to classical music. I like classical music.

56:16🔗 Adam Okay, well, that's all right.

56:18🔗 Drew I mean, Sean will get it.

56:19🔗 Adam A little exercise, a little therapy, a little 12-step, yeah?

56:23🔗 Caller Um, yeah, I can see that happening.

56:25🔗 Adam Okay, all right, there we go, that's all. That's all it's gonna take.

56:29🔗 I have a question, if he's not gay, why is he in Lying at a Gay Club?

56:32🔗 Drew No, he is gay, he is gay. He wanted to know if the fact that he'd been sexually abused and liked it is what made him gay.

56:39🔗 Adam Here's the answer, by the way, great nachos. Fantastic out of this world nachos.

56:44🔗 Drew Dexter from The Offspring is here. Yeah, got a question for Dexter coming up.

56:48🔗 Adam Yeah, question for Dexter from Mark who's 25. Mark. Hey. What's happening?

56:55🔗 Caller Hey, I want to ask Dexter if he's ever going to get his PhD. Right.

57:01🔗 The Offspring Well, I went to school for a long time and I was kind of well on the way.

57:07🔗 Drew In what area?

57:09🔗 The Offspring Molecular biology.

57:10🔗 Drew Oh my goodness.

57:11🔗 Adam Yeah. I think we've talked about this before.

57:13🔗 Drew I remember now.

57:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:16🔗 The Offspring I was actually, I was trying to get into medical school and I didn't get in. So they said, well, why don't you just go back and get a master's? Cause then they'll like you and let you in. So I'm like, so I fell for it. I got the master's and took the MCATs all over again. Still didn't get in.

57:28🔗 Drew Danny got smart, genius erupted.

57:30🔗 The Offspring And then they're like, well, you're halfway there now. Why don't you just finish out the PhD? So I'm like, I got nothing better to do. You know, I'm in a punk rock band and you know, no real future. So I'll just go ahead and do this. And it's great because I can also take off on the weekends and I can, you know, yeah. When you're a grad student, you can kind of disappear. It's actually better than having a job. There's a lot of work and a lot of, you know, a lot of stress and stuff, but it's more flexible and stuff. So it worked out well for me.

57:55🔗 Adam What, what college did you go to or do you go to?

57:58🔗 The Offspring I went to USC.

57:59🔗 Adam And, and now let me see. It's four years for your four year.

58:04🔗 Drew For your undergraduate degree.

58:05🔗 Adam Yeah. And then can you get a PhD in four years?

58:08🔗 Drew Four years after that. Yeah. Yeah.

58:11🔗 Adam Yeah, you can.

58:11🔗 Drew Two masters and two PhDs, yeah.

58:13🔗 Adam So you, I mean, if you kept your nose to the grindstone.

58:16🔗 Drew Four more years you get a PhD.

58:17🔗 Adam Four more years you get a PhD.

58:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:19🔗 Adam Yes.

58:20🔗 Drew Depends on the field and that kind of thing.

58:21🔗 Adam Something a little more complicated. Why molecular biology?

58:26🔗 The Offspring Well, molecular biology is sort of like genetics. And I like that part of biology better than the other stuff.

58:32🔗 Adam How about why biology in general, though?

58:36🔗 The Offspring I thought I wanted to be a doctor. You got to go to medical school.

58:37🔗 Drew You got to train it.

58:38🔗 Adam Yeah, but is there other disciplines you can train in other biology?

58:43🔗 Drew Yeah, chemistry and physics.

58:44🔗 Adam That's it. I go biology.

58:46🔗 The Offspring They say you can teach them anything, but.

58:47🔗 Drew Yeah, everyone does biology.

58:48🔗 Adam I might go physics. It might be interesting. It could be too hard, though.

58:52🔗 Drew Chemistry would be the only thing that would be more useful to you. But the reality is all the high-level chemistry you'd learn, you'd never use in medicine.

58:58🔗 Adam What about physics? Wouldn't that be cool?

59:00🔗 Drew It's cool, but it's hard. It's just math.

59:04🔗 Adam Molecular biology sounds like a brain-full, too. But the lesser of all the evils, biology, in the difficulty department?

59:11🔗 Drew Not the molecular biology.

59:12🔗 Adam Well, that's what I'm saying.

59:15🔗 Drew Because molecular biology is chemistry.

59:16🔗 Adam And so when do you think you'll get your Ph.D.?

59:19🔗 The Offspring Well, this is the thing. I did all the coursework, and you have to go through some really hellacious exams, and you have to select a committee of professors, and part of their job is to sort of orally haze you. They call it an exam, or a qualifying exam, but they basically just make you feel like an idiot no matter how much you've done.

59:39🔗 Adam I know a guy over at SC. I could probably talk to him, get you a degree or something. Yeah, Mark.

59:44🔗 The Offspring So I did all that, and the last thing to do.

59:46🔗 Drew That's the business school, by the way.

59:49🔗 Adam He says he gets around.

59:50🔗 Drew He does. We know that, yeah.

59:52🔗 Adam Yeah. So what do you think? Give me time. When are we going to the graduation? That's all I'm saying.

59:58🔗 The Offspring All right. If I were to really do it, it would take me probably two years.

1:00:01🔗 Drew Why would you do it? Just to have it?

1:00:06🔗 The Offspring Yeah. In case.

1:00:07🔗 Caller Greg Rafferty has been saying that Dexter is not ever going to get it.

1:00:12🔗 Drew Greg's been saying that?

1:00:13🔗 The Offspring No. From Padre Lippen, yeah.

1:00:14🔗 Caller They're coming to Dexter.

1:00:17🔗 Drew He has PhDs like nerds.

1:00:19🔗 The Offspring Yeah.

1:00:19🔗 Drew His PhD is in Physiology.

1:00:21🔗 The Offspring Anthropology, I think.

1:00:22🔗 Drew Is it Anthropology?

1:00:23🔗 The Offspring Yeah.

1:00:23🔗 Drew Physiology.

1:00:24🔗 The Offspring I have PhDs for pussies, man. Yeah. There you go. Listen.

1:00:28🔗 Drew Medical biology is no screwing around.

1:00:30🔗 Adam That's right. Yeah.

1:00:32🔗 The Offspring Finally, I got smart and dropped out of school and started a band. That's what you guys should do, too.

1:00:36🔗 Adam Yeah. How many teachers have airplanes? You know what I'm saying, Drew? How many professors have airplanes? None. Oh, none. Well, certainly not this one. And let me ask you this, Drew. Do you get a PhD? Do you get to be called doctor?

1:00:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:00:52🔗 Adam All the time?

1:00:52🔗 Drew Everywhere?

1:00:54🔗 Adam I mean, you know, like to make reservations and stuff like that.

1:00:56🔗 Drew Why not?

1:00:57🔗 Adam Well, I know. I'm just saying. I don't know. Just say it.

1:01:00🔗 The Offspring But when they find out you're not an MD, then no, no. They treat you worse.

1:01:03🔗 Drew No, no, no.

1:01:04🔗 Adam Do they?

1:01:04🔗 Drew Because now nobody. Now everybody says doctor. Dentists say that. The chiropractors say that. The musical, musicologists say that.

1:01:13🔗 Adam Anyone with a PhD goes. I would go doctor.

1:01:16🔗 Drew As a doctor, you say, no, no, I'm a physician. You have to like that physician.

1:01:20🔗 Adam Oh, OK. Nice. Yeah. All right. Let's talk to Mary, who's 23. Mary.

1:01:27🔗 Caller Hi.

1:01:27🔗 What's up?

1:01:29🔗 Caller I just had a question about I have a two and a half year old son. And I plan on being extremely like open with him with questions and things. And beginning like, you know, like me and my husband, we all three of us, like I'm open with being like taking showers and changing. And, you know, he sees our bodies and I just want to know if something like that can be harmful or OK or.

1:01:57🔗 Adam I'd say you look nude, quite honestly. If you're a mess, that can really leave a scar.

1:02:02🔗 Drew No, you should do your job to shame them about their body. That's that's your goal.

1:02:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:02:06🔗 Drew No, it's fine. But but but you have to make showering with them. Right. You have to maintain boundaries, Mary. That's that's the fundamental sort of goal of a healthy family is establishing a difference between self and other and a safe sort of capacity to be close to other people without being invaded by them or catching their feelings or they're catching yours.

1:02:25🔗 Adam You do shower with him?

1:02:27🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

1:02:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:29🔗 Caller He doesn't shower with anybody else.

1:02:30🔗 Drew That's fine up to two or so. But after that, it's time to set a more firm.

1:02:34🔗 Adam How old is he?

1:02:35🔗 Caller He's two and a half.

1:02:37🔗 Adam Two and a half.

1:02:37🔗 Drew That's all right. But just that's right.

1:02:39🔗 Adam He has a crotch height.

1:02:40🔗 Drew I know. He's below that.

1:02:42🔗 Adam He's below it, but even worse. Better be a little above it. He's on the business end of the crotch, you know what I mean?

1:02:49🔗 Caller Not much longer, then?

1:02:50🔗 Drew No, you've got, Mary, you're reacting to something. Something happened in your family where people were intrusive in a different way. What your family was, was uptight and controlling. And so you're not gonna do that. You're gonna go the opposite extreme, but you're ending up doing the same thing to your child. Go to the middle. Be reasonable. What happened? Whenever you react to what your family did, you're traumatizing your child just in the opposite direction whatever happened to you, basically.

1:03:13🔗 Adam What happened to you?

1:03:14🔗 Caller That is so true because my mother would, I would try and ask her questions and she never wanted to answer them to me.

1:03:21🔗 Adam Shocking that Drew knew that. All right.

1:03:24🔗 Drew Yeah, so your thing is, here's the rule of thumb. Do not worry about what you want him to know. Worry about what he asks you and just keep it on his level. Constantly check in with him. Is this what you wanna know? Did I answer all your questions? Do you have any more? And if he says no, it's no. Don't then dump a bunch of plumbing on him that he doesn't wanna know about. And don't really start this until he's about eight. Eight to 12 is the time to really get into it.

1:03:47🔗 Adam All right?

1:03:47🔗 Caller Okay. All right.

1:03:48🔗 Drew In the meantime.

1:03:51🔗 Adam You know what's funny? Drew's very passionate as a parent. I have zero pressure on me as a parent because I haven't even spoke to my parents. And I'm literally a millionaire. I mean, look at me. Look how I turned out, Drew. Look at me.

1:04:06🔗 Drew It's amazing.

1:04:07🔗 Adam Amazing, amazing, literal millionaire.

1:04:10🔗 Drew I'm not taking that kind of risk with my kids.

1:04:12🔗 Adam I never talked to my parents about anything. We never did anything. You never gave me any money. I mean, this is live and let live. And so so so the same for everyone I knew. Yeah, everyone turned out fine. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:04:27🔗 Drew They turned out.

1:04:28🔗 Adam Sure. They turned out.

1:04:29🔗 Drew They survived.

1:04:29🔗 Adam Yeah, they grew older. Look at them. A little Germany or Florida.

1:04:35🔗 The Offspring In Garden Grove.

1:04:36🔗 Drew Garden Grove.

1:04:37🔗 The Offspring Yeah, right around here in LA.

1:04:38🔗 Adam Your parents do something good. Dad's a doctor. What'd he do? What's going on? Something happened.

1:04:44🔗 Drew Regular.

1:04:45🔗 The Offspring They were just regular guys.

1:04:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:04:47🔗 Drew He's too healthy for all that. Look at him.

1:04:49🔗 Adam Dad's got to be a smart guy.

1:04:51🔗 Drew Oh, for sure.

1:04:52🔗 Adam What'd he do? Engineer?

1:04:53🔗 The Offspring He was a hospital administrator.

1:04:55🔗 Drew There you go.

1:04:56🔗 Caller Mm-mm.

1:04:57🔗 Adam Smart guy.

1:04:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:58🔗 Adam Made a decent living. Mom, housewife?

1:05:01🔗 The Offspring A teacher.

1:05:02🔗 Adam A teacher. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, usually when-

1:05:05🔗 Drew Not education.

1:05:06🔗 Adam People pursue education. They don't have to pursue education. You find that one black athlete that wants to go back and get his whatever. You find out his mom is a principal or something. You know what I mean? It's, when guys who have money and who are established decide to get educated just because they want to do it for themselves, you can look at the parents. You find there's some educator in that group. Yes?

1:05:27🔗 Drew Yes.

1:05:27🔗 Adam Yes. Yes.

1:05:29🔗 Drew Value in education.

1:05:30🔗 Adam Dan?

1:05:31🔗 Caller Hey, how's it going, Drew?

1:05:32🔗 Adam You're fifteen?

1:05:33🔗 Drew Hi, Dan.

1:05:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:35🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:05:36🔗 Adam Time to play Germany or Florida.

1:05:38🔗 Caller All right. Police routinely investigate internet chat rooms for sex crimes and child pornography. They found posts from a man trying to find voluntary victims for a cannibalistic slaughter romp. Upon further investigation.

1:05:50🔗 Drew Germany.

1:05:51🔗 Adam Yeah, we're going Germany already on this one.

1:05:54🔗 Caller Really?

1:05:54🔗 Drew Dexter?

1:05:55🔗 The Offspring Sounds German.

1:05:57🔗 Caller What's that?

1:05:58🔗 Drew Germany or Florida?

1:05:59🔗 Caller It's Germany.

1:06:00🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:06:00🔗 Caller You guys got me?

1:06:03🔗 Drew All right.

1:06:04🔗 Adam Listen, Dexter, I have this plan to bomb Germany again.

1:06:08🔗 The Offspring Okay.

1:06:09🔗 Adam Because I watch-

1:06:10🔗 Drew Strange that this story triggered that thought.

1:06:12🔗 Adam I watch a lot of History Channel. And you go ahead and watch what those crowds were up to in World War II. And you see a little diary of Anne Frank or something. And you go, wow, that's it? We're done? We're done with these people? I don't think we're done with them.

1:06:27🔗 The Offspring Okay. They got more coming?

1:06:28🔗 Adam I should say, yeah. I mean, you take a look at, you know, liberating concentration camps and them just, you know, going through Poland and just raping and pillaging and, yeah. Oh, nothing. Maybe 100 million people dead because something they started. And then 20 years earlier, they started another thing. Maybe 150 million people dead. And here's what we do. We give them a little bombing until they stop and put down their guns. And then we help them rebuild. And then we start buying cars from them. I'm just saying maybe a little bombing is in order.

1:06:59🔗 The Offspring Have you been to Germany?

1:07:01🔗 Adam No, I don't want to be.

1:07:02🔗 The Offspring Have you been to Germany, Drew?

1:07:03🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:07:04🔗 The Offspring Okay.

1:07:04🔗 Drew You have a point. Don't confuse what he's saying with my thing.

1:07:07🔗 Adam Okay. Anyway, Drew, do you think that Germans have gotten what they deserve for what they've done, the devastation they have caused this world, this world?

1:07:18🔗 Drew But the people that did that aren't there anymore. Fine.

1:07:22🔗 Adam So what? Neither are people.

1:07:24🔗 Drew What was I saying?

1:07:25🔗 The Offspring This show doesn't go to Germany, right?

1:07:27🔗 Adam I'm just saying you have an airplane.

1:07:29🔗 The Offspring That's right.

1:07:30🔗 Adam All we need is a couple of bombs.

1:07:32🔗 The Offspring Right.

1:07:32🔗 Adam And we can-

1:07:33🔗 The Offspring Put a little bay in that to prove a point.

1:07:35🔗 Adam I'm not saying we have to set Berlin on fire. We just want to send a message.

1:07:39🔗 The Offspring Right?

1:07:39🔗 Adam You know what I mean? We have not forgotten what you've done. That's all I'm saying. They deserve it. Do they not?

1:07:45🔗 Drew They deserve the message, but I'm not sure people deserve to die because-

1:07:48🔗 Adam Let me say, all right, let's talk about this. What about racism?

1:07:52🔗 Drew What about?

1:07:53🔗 Adam All right, we pay the price for racism. We didn't own any slaves. Our parents didn't own any slaves.

1:07:58🔗 Drew We bear the onus.

1:07:59🔗 Adam Which white people pay the onus and the burden on this for something that happened a while back, nothing, we didn't, you know, my parents weren't from this, or their parents weren't from this country. They don't want to have any slaves or plantations. No one's from the South, but it's our responsibility to some degree, right? All right, what about the living? And by the way, there's quite a few people still living from that era. They could use a nice bombing.

1:08:20🔗 Drew Here's what you gotta do. Why don't you threaten-

1:08:22🔗 Adam What about it, Drew?

1:08:23🔗 Drew What about it? I'm gonna answer you. Why don't you threaten to bomb them unless they pay you this country tons of money as some sort of restitution?

1:08:31🔗 Adam Okay.

1:08:31🔗 Drew Okay.

1:08:32🔗 Adam All right.

1:08:32🔗 Drew So we need some restitution for what that country's done.

1:08:34🔗 Adam Okay. Yeah. Because they enslaved a lot of people in their factories and all that.

1:08:38🔗 Drew Yeah, don't actually kill people, but threaten to kill people. They take a lot of money out of it. All right.

1:08:43🔗 Adam All right. My buddy Dexter from The Offspring is going to be doing some- First off, he's almost a PhD and he's just itching to strike.

1:08:52🔗 Remember, Adam, one of our callers said Germany was an ally.

1:08:56🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. Yes.

1:08:58🔗 Adam I may be completely wrong about this. Maybe. Yeah. I might hit your pan too. I might give him just a little taste, but I think the atomic bomb sort of, you know, I would call it even.

1:09:13🔗 Drew You made your point there.

1:09:14🔗 Adam I think we made our point. You know what I'm saying?

1:09:16🔗 Drew Let's take a little break.

1:09:17🔗 Adam You're-

1:09:18🔗 Drew I know what you're saying.

1:09:19🔗 Adam You watch the History Challenge, you watch what those people did. You see how they treated people?

1:09:23🔗 Drew Maybe the History Challenge is sort of a dangerous sort of instrument.

1:09:25🔗 The Offspring Yeah, for him, huh?

1:09:26🔗 Drew Propagandistic.

1:09:27🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:09:27🔗 Drew It's raising somebody.

1:09:28🔗 Adam You watch a nice hour special on the Baton Death March to see how you feel about the folks over there.

1:09:33🔗 The Offspring You wouldn't get any more shisha videos.

1:09:35🔗 Adam Little bombing. Just a little bombing. All right. Let's take a little break. We'll come back and when we do, we'll hear something else from Dexter and his boys, known as The Offspring from The Greatest Hits. All that after this.

1:09:48🔗 Caller Hello. This is Loveline.

1:10:03🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dexter here tonight from The Offspring's Greatest Hits. Gonna be out on the 21st of this month. Band goes out on the Warped Tour on the 18th of this month. And we're gonna hear something else off the Greatest Hits after we take one call. Fractured penis, Drew.

1:10:24🔗 Drew Yes, yes. Interesting problem. It is? On my Discovery Health Channel show, I had a guy who broke his penis. And I tell you, sir.

1:10:33🔗 Adam What's there between fractured and broke?

1:10:34🔗 Drew Well, I'm assuming that's what he's gonna talk about. It's the same thing. It's just you rip it. By the way, I love people that go, I didn't break my finger, I fractured it. It's like fracture and break.

1:10:44🔗 The Offspring Sounds the same.

1:10:44🔗 Drew It is exactly the same. Now a displaced fracture means the bone has moved so it's not together anymore.

1:10:50🔗 The Offspring Makes sense.

1:10:50🔗 Drew And that's what people sometimes think of as a break.

1:10:52🔗 Adam Now what's compound? Is that actually poking through?

1:10:55🔗 Drew Poking through your skin, yeah.

1:10:56🔗 Adam That's bad times.

1:10:57🔗 Drew That's bad times.

1:10:58🔗 Adam I like when people say, I cracked my head wide open. Really? Wide open?

1:11:03🔗 Drew Your brain?

1:11:04🔗 Adam Exposed? Yeah, like if you cracked an egg wide open, wouldn't you expect to see the yolk?

1:11:08🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. Wide open.

1:11:09🔗 Adam Cracked my head wide open. I'm talking about Flair for dramatic. Yeah, I had a little butterfly stitch on the forehead over there.

1:11:20🔗 Drew And the scalp bleeds like stink. So that's what people get all excited about. Oh, there's blood everywhere.

1:11:24🔗 Adam It goes nuts, yeah. Once when I was skiing, I got whacked in the face with a ski. Me, I went snow skiing one time in my life, and I got whacked in the face with a ski.

1:11:33🔗 Drew After predicting your dad would whack you, does that recall?

1:11:36🔗 Adam What?

1:11:36🔗 Drew Didn't you, in the story go, you said your dad was gonna pick up the skis and whack you in the face or something, and he did? Was that not you?

1:11:42🔗 Adam Hold on.

1:11:42🔗 Drew Not you.

1:11:43🔗 Adam You think I went snow skiing with my dad? Do you understand what that would mean?

1:11:47🔗 Drew That would mean the Corollas would have a car that would make it to the mountains, and there'd be equipment bought, and you would go somewhere in the weekend?

1:11:53🔗 Adam Hell no, I was with Jeff Bucks' family. I was in my friend's family, and went skiing, and I got whacked in the face, and my face started bleeding all down my puss, and as I was going down the hill to get a little medical attention, women were like screaming. People need etiquette, by the way, like, oh my God! It's like, yeah, I know, I'm bleeding, oh! This guy's coming all down my...

1:12:16🔗 Drew Anyway, this guy was having sex with his wife, and he pulled out and missed going back in, and they heard this big crack, they said, and it didn't hurt at first. He looked down and he had basically a hockey stick, you know, and he went and kind of washed up, and his wife said, oh my God, you gotta go to the emergency. Of course, being like any other male, he says, no, no, I'll be fine. And then when it went down, because it's this, I should picture it was a cavernous sort of body that gets ruptured, all the blood leaks out into the soft tissue, and he went from an erect penis to a two inch penis that was about the size of a paint can. It just eroded out. Purple, purple, flat big penis. And that's when he said, I'm going to the emergency room. And they could repair that, the surgical repair.

1:12:59🔗 Adam All right.

1:12:59🔗 Drew Go talk to Eric.

1:13:00🔗 Caller All right.

1:13:02🔗 Adam Thought my dad went skiing.

1:13:04🔗 Drew Yeah, I heard that story somewhere.

1:13:05🔗 Adam Eric.

1:13:06🔗 Drew Hi. So what happened?

1:13:08🔗 Well, about three years ago, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and she was on top, and as she was going down, my penis hit her pubic bone.

1:13:15🔗 Drew That's actually the most common way it happens.

1:13:17🔗 Yeah, and you know, it actually put a bone in my penis, broke, and I went to the hospital, they looked at it, I was in there for about a month, at a complete healed, I'm able to get a full erection and everything, however, I got a hematoma, which is just a scar tissue, and it's kind of like, it's like a little hump on my penis right there.

1:13:38🔗 Drew Yeah, that's a complication of all that.

1:13:40🔗 Yeah, but doesn't get a full erection though.

1:13:42🔗 Drew Well, the hump, it's just a calcified area, the blood that gets sort of calcifies. If it's an actual scar, it will pull the penis to that side.

1:13:50🔗 Adam You use that love hump to your advantage.

1:13:54🔗 Drew Maybe it'll stick on the other side.

1:13:55🔗 Adam No, one is good enough. You know what I mean?

1:13:58🔗 The Offspring Yeah, naturally ripped.

1:14:00🔗 Adam Yeah, for her pleasure.

1:14:01🔗 Eric? My problem is, is that ever since that day, I've been afraid to have an intimate relationship, and I don't know if I should have got it, and maybe I should get it corrected, or maybe, you know, I should just live with it or something.

1:14:12🔗 Drew Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder?

1:14:14🔗 Caller Hmm.

1:14:16🔗 Adam Yeah. PTSD. Hey, wait a minute.

1:14:21🔗 Drew It's bogus.

1:14:22🔗 Adam It now it's bogus.

1:14:23🔗 Bogus.

1:14:24🔗 Adam Eric, please admit that this is a well-crafted, well-researched yet bogus phone call.

1:14:32🔗 Caller Yeah, right.

1:14:33🔗 Drew Okay.

1:14:33🔗 Adam All right.

1:14:34🔗 Drew There we go.

1:14:34🔗 Adam But nice try.

1:14:38🔗 Drew Okay.

1:14:38🔗 Adam Is he not talking?

1:14:39🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:14:40🔗 Caller You really think this is bogus?

1:14:41🔗 Adam Eric. Yes, bogus. Eric.

1:14:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:47🔗 Adam Can you hear me?

1:14:48🔗 Caller Yeah. What do you want me to say? That's what happened. Should I get it corrected or not?

1:14:51🔗 Drew Get what corrected?

1:14:52🔗 Caller Like you get the hematoma taken out or like something. I don't know. It's like taking away my confidence. It's just like, you know.

1:15:01🔗 Drew No, don't get it corrected. Have a relationship. You're gonna be fine. This is highly unlikely to happen again. And believe me, when you sort of get back in action, you won't be worrying about that so much.

1:15:11🔗 Adam All right.

1:15:12🔗 Drew It's a bizarre. We don't really believe the caulk. It's sort of a bizarre.

1:15:15🔗 Adam Well, it's definitely specific information. It's just the part where he's scared to.

1:15:21🔗 Drew Well, let me ask this. How long were we in the hospital for?

1:15:24🔗 Adam Who's in the hospital?

1:15:25🔗 Drew Hang on.

1:15:26🔗 Adam Well, he won't answer.

1:15:27🔗 Drew How long were we in the hospital for, Eric?

1:15:28🔗 Caller Well, I was just in there for a week, but it completely healed in about a month. And it would hurt to get a reaction.

1:15:35🔗 Drew All right. That's correct.

1:15:36🔗 Adam Now we believe him. In the hospital for a week?

1:15:40🔗 Drew For three or four days, yeah. It probably seemed like a week to him.

1:15:44🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. All right.

1:15:45🔗 The Offspring He's a little gun shy. That's natural, I guess, right?

1:15:49🔗 Adam Yeah, but...

1:15:50🔗 Drew But a young male kind of gets over that pretty quick. You have to think about it.

1:15:54🔗 The Offspring Maybe he just needs a little reinforcement, like some training wheels kind of, like a toilet paper roll over, or scotch tape, some popsicle sticks to the side, you know?

1:16:03🔗 Adam I was thinking tongue depressors and zip ties, but yeah. Same thing, you know? We're going to hear a little something from The Offspring. Great advice, brother. This is one Drew picked. It's an oldie but a goodie, and you just can't go wrong. It is called Come Out and Play.

1:16:34🔗 Caller Gotta keep them separated.

1:19:37🔗 Adam Yeah. One of the greatest rock songs of all time, The Offspring, everybody.

1:19:42🔗 The Offspring It's true.

1:19:43🔗 Adam I love that song. There's no part of it you don't like.

1:19:46🔗 The Offspring Thank you.

1:19:46🔗 Adam Thank you very much. It just goes. It's got a slight novel feel to it, as well as rocking, which is hard to do.

1:19:57🔗 Drew I just remember when you and I were watching them play that song at the Shrine Auditorium about five years ago, and the damn thing almost collapsed.

1:20:04🔗 The Offspring I remember that. The balcony was really shaking there.

1:20:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:20:07🔗 The Offspring That would have been cool.

1:20:08🔗 Adam I was scared for the kids.

1:20:10🔗 The Offspring Yeah.

1:20:11🔗 Adam A lot of kids would have been rock to death. Been awesome.

1:20:15🔗 Drew Nice.

1:20:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:17🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:20:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:17🔗 Drew All right.

1:20:18🔗 Adam Let's talk to Sarah's 23. Sarah?

1:20:21🔗 Drew Sarah from Seattle in sorority.

1:20:24🔗 Adam What's up, baby doll?

1:20:26🔗 Drew Sarah?

1:20:28🔗 Adam All right.

1:20:29🔗 Drew What?

1:20:30🔗 Adam Some technical problems.

1:20:31🔗 Drew Try. Just try one more time. I'm just saying. Sarah?

1:20:37🔗 All right.

1:20:38🔗 Drew Back to two.

1:20:39🔗 Adam Drew, do you understand you're cursed? You're not just unlucky. You're cursed.

1:20:43🔗 Drew No, I know.

1:20:43🔗 Adam Ellie?

1:20:44🔗 Drew Thank you for making note of that.

1:20:45🔗 Hello?

1:20:46🔗 Adam You're 19?

1:20:47🔗 Caller Yeah. What's up? Well, I just wanted to say hi to Dexter because I love him. Oh, hey, Dexter. What are you doing? Yeah. I also wanted to ask you some things because I think you're so awesome.

1:21:02🔗 The Offspring Thanks.

1:21:03🔗 Caller Gosh, no, you don't understand how much like, oh gosh, I was like so in love with you and I still am and stuff. But hey, do you have like any books to recommend for the summer? Like, or actually like your favorite book ever?

1:21:16🔗 The Offspring You know, anything by Danielle Steele. Always a good choice.

1:21:19🔗 Caller Shut up. No.

1:21:24🔗 The Offspring Favorite books.

1:21:25🔗 Caller I would read anything you like recommended.

1:21:27🔗 The Offspring Oh, I don't know. How about Catcher in the Rye? That's a good one.

1:21:30🔗 Caller Well, hello, who hasn't read that?

1:21:33🔗 The Offspring Oh, okay.

1:21:34🔗 Adam Who hasn't read that? I'll tell you who hasn't read it, the Ace Man. Yeah, keeping it real.

1:21:40🔗 The Offspring I read this great book on World War II you'd really be interested in.

1:21:43🔗 Adam Oh, Ali.

1:21:45🔗 Drew How about The Idiot by Dostoevsky? There you go, go read that.

1:21:47🔗 Adam Let's ask you, do you know anything, one plane from World War II?

1:21:54🔗 Caller A plane? I don't know what plane, but I do know, I did take that thing. I did take American history like twice.

1:22:03🔗 Adam Always a bad sign.

1:22:06🔗 Drew So you know who the Americans were allied with in World War II then?

1:22:12🔗 Caller Is it Britain and France?

1:22:14🔗 Drew And stuff?

1:22:15🔗 Caller No?

1:22:16🔗 Adam No, that's good.

1:22:17🔗 Drew Ellie, we're impressed.

1:22:18🔗 The Offspring Right, that's good.

1:22:20🔗 Adam All right, baby.

1:22:21🔗 The Offspring We can't be mean to her, she was nice to me.

1:22:22🔗 Adam That was good, all right. So what was the book, now that the dust has settled, Dexter, do you have a book for her?

1:22:30🔗 The Offspring You know, I don't know, I don't read books.

1:22:34🔗 Adam Yeah, that's punk rock, baby.

1:22:37🔗 Caller Okay, how could you be getting a PhD and not read books?

1:22:41🔗 The Offspring It was books on tape.

1:22:43🔗 Caller All of them?

1:22:44🔗 The Offspring Just sitting in my car.

1:22:46🔗 Adam Well, what are you into, Allie? What do you like?

1:22:49🔗 Caller Oh, like as in books?

1:22:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:22:51🔗 Caller Like Albert Camus and like Thomas Mann.

1:22:54🔗 Drew Oh, well, Death in Venice.

1:22:57🔗 Caller Oh, are you kidding me? I love that.

1:22:59🔗 Drew Or you know what? Read Buddenbrooks.

1:23:02🔗 Caller Buddenbrooks?

1:23:03🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:23:04🔗 The Offspring That's a good one.

1:23:05🔗 Drew That's kind of an interesting German, speaking of Germans.

1:23:07🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:23:08🔗 The Offspring Or even just Da Vinci Code or something. That's a fun book.

1:23:11🔗 Caller All right.

1:23:13🔗 Adam I read The Phantom Told Both when I was in the sixth grade. So I recommend it. Yeah.

1:23:18🔗 Caller Which one? Judy Blume?

1:23:20🔗 Adam The Phantom Told Both? No?

1:23:22🔗 Caller Okay. No, I'm sorry. I don't know, but Adam, I love you too. I love you and Dr. Drew Loveline both of you guys like a lot. And I listen to you. I've been listening to you since I was like 12 or 13.

1:23:31🔗 Adam Oh, you know, I just thought of another book I read. I read Nobody Gets Out of Here Alive, the Jim Morrison Doors book.

1:23:38🔗 Drew Really? You read that?

1:23:39🔗 Adam Yeah, I read it. It was good.

1:23:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:23:41🔗 Adam It was actually, look.

1:23:43🔗 Drew You are capable of reading a book.

1:23:44🔗 Adam If I read it, it had to be good because...

1:23:46🔗 Drew Will you read my GD book?

1:23:47🔗 Adam No. Come on, Drew. Don't poke me in that position, man.

1:23:52🔗 Drew I know it's heavy.

1:23:54🔗 Adam You know what I mean? It's unfair for you to ask me to read your book, man.

1:23:56🔗 Drew I read the script, man.

1:23:59🔗 Adam But you read. You're easy. That's what you do, man. I'm a doer, not a reader. You know what I'm saying, man?

1:24:06🔗 The Offspring The David Lee Roth book was really good, too.

1:24:08🔗 Adam Plus, I believe reading poisons the mind.

1:24:10🔗 Drew I know you believe that.

1:24:11🔗 Adam What's that place where they lend you the books? Here we go. It doesn't have the word book in it, but it's like a big barn, and they have books in there and people borrow them. What is the name of that place?

1:24:23🔗 Drew A library.

1:24:24🔗 Adam But it doesn't have...

1:24:27🔗 Drew Libra.

1:24:27🔗 Adam It doesn't have the word book in it. You know, you think it would have book or read or magazine or something.

1:24:33🔗 Drew Something.

1:24:33🔗 Adam I like when they have the...

1:24:34🔗 Drew You just go to the bookstore.

1:24:35🔗 Adam The newspapers and the magazines on those big long sticks.

1:24:39🔗 Drew Right.

1:24:39🔗 Adam What goes on with that? You don't have 10 cents for the newspaper. You've got to read one that's attached to essentially a martial art baton. Is your dignity worth 25 cents? People like... I would go in there. When I'm in charge, I'm going to raid the libraries.

1:24:57🔗 Drew Oh.

1:24:58🔗 Adam And here's where it's going to be.

1:25:00🔗 Drew We're bombing people in this community and we're burning the books.

1:25:02🔗 Adam I will... No. As you know, I'm going to turn junior colleges, half of them into minimum security prisons, and without bringing prisoners in, just whoever's in there at the time is in. The rest in the trade and tech schools. And then here's going to be a plan for the place with the books, right?

1:25:17🔗 Drew Well, no, no. Finish the story about the junior colleges when you clear everybody out, that you're not going to keep in the prison.

1:25:24🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to show up one day in a pair of reflective cop sunglasses with a shotgun that I'm just going to pump and I'm just going to get on the bullhorn and be like, there's a new sheriff, kids. Listen, slackers. It's time to get to work. And I just pump the thing and fire and I yell, Get! Go on, get! Scatter, hippies!

1:25:44🔗 Caller Hi-yah! Hi-yah!

1:25:45🔗 Adam And they all just start running for their micro buses and go back home. But yeah, that's what I'm doing at junior college. Oh, that's for graduation. Here's what I do with the with the libraries. I'm going to show up at Tuesday, about noon, and I'm just going to start combing. And if you ain't a school age kid that has a damn good reason to be there, I'm going to know what your business is.

1:26:08🔗 Drew You're going to round up, take them to junior colleges.

1:26:10🔗 Adam I can see guys like, hey, buddy, let me see some ID here. What are you, 39? Uh-huh. Well, what day is it? It's Tuesday. It's noon. You work graveyard shift or something like that? No? Because you're recent pay stuff? All right, let's go. Let's clear it out. What are you doing? What's going on? You're sitting here reading Boy's Life at noon. Let's go. Let's get it going. Let's go. You're going right down. We're going to junior college. I got a trade tech thing over there. We're going to get you into welding. Let's go. What's going on? What are you doing? You know what I mean? That's my whole thing. I'm going to start combing the city. I'll be going into Starbucks. Guy's sitting there with the computers open. It's the middle of the week. It's the middle of the day. Guy's been on his fifth latte. He's been sitting there for four hours. What's going on? What's going on? You're not paying taxes. That's one thing. I'm almost sure of. What's going on? What are you doing? What's your plan? Go home. What do you got? You got a living room? Get your ass in there. This ain't this. This this this for working people. Yeah. What do you think, Drew? What about what about combing through the libraries that way?

1:27:11🔗 Drew Let's go talk about while we pee.

1:27:14🔗 Adam I'm going to pee in here.

1:27:15🔗 Drew No, no, in the bathroom. We'll go to the bathroom.

1:27:17🔗 Adam Oh, OK.

1:27:18🔗 Drew Let's go talk about it.

1:27:19🔗 Adam All right. Dexter's here. Drew, seriously, we would be doing those people a favor. Yes.

1:27:24🔗 Drew Tough love. Yes.

1:27:25🔗 Adam The weirdos just sitting there reading the times in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week. Yes.

1:27:31🔗 Drew Yes.

1:27:32🔗 Adam All right. Take a quick break. Be right back after this. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Dexter is here tonight from The Offspring. We will take a few more calls.

1:28:04🔗 Drew We got to promote the phone up here, Adam, that our screen is doing such a great job calling through calls. She needs lots of them to...

1:28:11🔗 Adam 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:28:14🔗 Drew And I would just take this opportunity again to thank Loveline listeners for supporting me on Discovery Health Channel.

1:28:18🔗 Adam Maybe it wasn't them.

1:28:19🔗 Drew Well, whatever.

1:28:20🔗 Adam Maybe it was Strangers, Drew. We just felt sorry for you.

1:28:24🔗 Drew Yeah, all right. I think them too.

1:28:25🔗 Adam Yeah, I think that way. Neil?

1:28:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:29🔗 Adam You're 21?

1:28:31🔗 Caller Yep.

1:28:32🔗 Adam What's up?

1:28:33🔗 Caller Um, I have a Prince Albert. I'm sure you guys are kind of familiar with what that is. And I was having sex with my girlfriend a couple months ago and just had a guy on who did the exact same thing, pulled out. But instead of me cracking my penis, my piercing caught and pulled inside my urethra.

1:28:55🔗 Drew Lovely.

1:28:55🔗 Caller And ever since then, I've been having to buy larger jewelry because my urethra, the opening keeps stretching.

1:29:01🔗 Drew Nice.

1:29:02🔗 Caller I'm worried, like, am I going to cause some weird nerve damage or side effects from it?

1:29:07🔗 Drew Could be.

1:29:08🔗 Caller Could be.

1:29:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:10🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing, Drew's being a little bit cruel, but we don't have a ton of sympathy for those who...

1:29:16🔗 Drew No, it's not even sympathy, it's like no dogs.

1:29:17🔗 Adam Yeah, we don't care. It's like, come on, look, what do you want? I mean, you start putting holes in your dork and S happens.

1:29:25🔗 Drew Right, exactly.

1:29:26🔗 Adam And that's what Drew's saying.

1:29:27🔗 Drew All kinds of S can happen.

1:29:29🔗 Adam But Drew, put that aside and help them out.

1:29:30🔗 Drew No, no, I mean, you should be taking the thing out and trying to get this thing to heal, if it will, and certainly not get worse. Maybe some sort of piercing organization could give you some tips on things you could put in that would be less likely to cause trouble, but yeah, you can even tear it through and through. You know, you could, the whole thing could hurt.

1:29:48🔗 Adam It hurts my teeth. Neil. Yeah. Why don't you just break down and take it out?

1:29:55🔗 Caller My girlfriend loves it.

1:29:57🔗 Drew Your girlfriend loves it.

1:29:58🔗 Caller She does. I mean, it's not, she said she's fine with it out. So I left it out for like a good month to make sure that there was, it was all healed up and good.

1:30:09🔗 Adam I got an idea. Why don't you take it out and she can go ahead and put it through the end of her vibrator. That way she still can enjoy the pleasure of the penis ring. By the way, if you can have your urethra back.

1:30:21🔗 Drew If that were so pleasurable to women, you make a great point here, Adam. They would make vibrators with those things on it.

1:30:28🔗 Adam Of course they don't.

1:30:28🔗 Drew They don't because it doesn't mean jack to women.

1:30:31🔗 Adam Yeah, I know. If it does, it just means your girlfriend's a mess.

1:30:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:30:36🔗 Adam Quite honestly.

1:30:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:30:37🔗 Adam You know what I mean? Yes.

1:30:39🔗 Drew Dexter takes all kinds.

1:30:41🔗 The Offspring You know, it's a pain for fashion, right?

1:30:45🔗 Drew Yeah, for fashion.

1:30:46🔗 Adam But I just you know, the idea of that you would be poking a hole in that part of your body just seems I know it just it goes against everything my penis stands for.

1:31:00🔗 Drew You make a habit of keeping your penis away from spirits.

1:31:02🔗 Adam I sleep on my stomach for that reason. I'm scared something sharp is going to hit it or it'll get bit by lizard.

1:31:10🔗 Drew A lizard?

1:31:11🔗 Adam Yes.

1:31:11🔗 Drew They bite penises.

1:31:12🔗 Adam We live in a dry climate, Drew.

1:31:14🔗 Drew Oh, that's true.

1:31:15🔗 Adam Yes. Summer's coming up. There's a lot of lizards around where I live. I don't need any problems. Shannon?

1:31:21🔗 Yeah. Hi, Adam.

1:31:22🔗 Adam 21.

1:31:24🔗 Yeah, I'm 21 from Hofstra. I just want to say, Adam, you're freaking awesome. I love you. Keep doing what you're doing.

1:31:30🔗 Adam All right.

1:31:31🔗 And Drew, you're awesome, too. I love you. You keep doing what you're doing.

1:31:36🔗 Drew Michelle, what's going on?

1:31:37🔗 Caller I just want to say hi, Dexter. I love you. I've loved the Offspring since I was like 10 years old.

1:31:43🔗 Adam Are they allowed to continue doing what they're doing?

1:31:46🔗 Caller Yeah, continue what you're doing forever and ever and ever.

1:31:49🔗 The Offspring Okay, cool.

1:31:49🔗 Caller Thanks.

1:31:50🔗 Adam Well, can they stop after you're dead? You know what I mean? Because at that point, it's sort of academic.

1:31:56🔗 Drew She wants her grandkids to continue the job.

1:31:57🔗 Adam All right. All right. Well, keep going, Dexter.

1:32:00🔗 Caller Okay. I just had a question for Dexter. Okay. When you guys were in high school, you had two other band members before Ron and Noodles?

1:32:11🔗 The Offspring Uh-huh.

1:32:12🔗 Caller Is that correct?

1:32:14🔗 The Offspring We had, well, we had two drummers early on, yeah.

1:32:19🔗 Caller Oh, was that what it was?

1:32:20🔗 The Offspring Two different drummers early on, yeah.

1:32:22🔗 Caller Okay, what were their names?

1:32:25🔗 The Offspring Jim and James.

1:32:28🔗 Drew Jim and James?

1:32:29🔗 The Offspring Yeah.

1:32:30🔗 Drew Oh, weird.

1:32:30🔗 The Offspring First was Jim. See, when you start out a band, right, it's like, this is gonna be great. This is gonna be so much fun. We didn't have any threats or anything. So Jim was our first drummer, and he was like my best friend. He lived down the street and stuff. And then we played for a couple months. We had a couple of practices, and then he decided that he wanted to hang out with his girlfriend, and she was gonna be going away to college. So he's just like, I'd rather hang out with my girlfriend than practice.

1:32:54🔗 Drew Oh, is he hating life now?

1:32:55🔗 Adam Was he a good drummer?

1:32:56🔗 The Offspring No, he was terrible.

1:32:57🔗 Drew Oh, okay.

1:32:57🔗 The Offspring He was really, really bad.

1:32:59🔗 Adam What's he do now?

1:33:00🔗 The Offspring He's an accountant.

1:33:02🔗 Adam Wow.

1:33:02🔗 The Offspring Yeah, he's a great guy. Don't get me wrong. I still keep in touch.

1:33:05🔗 Adam It's a punch line. He landed on his feet. And the next guy?

1:33:10🔗 The Offspring The next guy also went to high school together and stuff, and he practiced more. He lasted a couple years and stuff, but he wanted to be a doctor also. He was going to UCLA.

1:33:21🔗 Adam Wow.

1:33:21🔗 The Offspring And he was so focused on it that he just, he wouldn't show up for shows and stuff. He was like, I got to study for my test.

1:33:29🔗 Adam Man, an Asian drummer. You don't hear about that that often. What was the guy's nationality?

1:33:37🔗 The Offspring He was Caucasian.

1:33:38🔗 Adam Really? Wow. He said Caucasian. Did you hear the way he said that?

1:33:43🔗 The Offspring I heard it. That's right. Well, I want to make sure I say this correctly, whatever.

1:33:45🔗 Adam Yeah, I heard Asian.

1:33:47🔗 The Offspring Caucasoid.

1:33:47🔗 Drew Caucasoid is what I heard.

1:33:48🔗 The Offspring He is now a doctor, OBGYN.

1:33:51🔗 Adam Wow. Wow.

1:33:54🔗 The Offspring All right.

1:33:54🔗 Adam Well, that's nice. He's not, you know, slamming heroin with Pete Best.

1:33:58🔗 Drew He didn't say it wasn't.

1:33:59🔗 Adam Okay. But the point is he's a pro. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:34:14🔗 Caller 1-877-889-DATE.

1:34:19🔗 Caller If you need to.

1:34:21🔗 Caller Call Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:34:35🔗 Adam Well, that's the show. I want to thank Dexter for coming in here from The Offspring. Great chance. Thanks. Our pleasure. Always a good time and a learning experience.

1:34:45🔗 The Offspring That's what I'm going for.

1:34:46🔗 Adam And spiritual and a spiritual journey. I want to thank engineer Michelle for doing a fantastic job all week. And then, of course, engineer Chris, engineer Anderson, the nimble fingered one, the Liberace of the potentiometers. Thanks, Drew, yes? Sorry for spitting on you. New phone screener, Peppermint Patty. And who else? Producer Ann for...

1:35:09🔗 Drew Patricia, whatever.

1:35:09🔗 Adam Bringing in big names like Dexter from The Offspring. And until next time, is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew?

1:35:15🔗 Drew Lauren and Chris.

1:35:16🔗 Adam Oh, Lauren. Oh, I forgot about Junior, Junior, Junior. Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Producer Lauren. And yes, I already thanked Chris. So, until next time, Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew. Sayin, Mahalo.

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