1:17🔗
Adam
With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician. I'll tell you what.
1:40🔗
Drew
I got something here for you. Adam. I've got something here for you. This is a tape of Loveline. Now, on this tape, you'll not hear anything. You'll be like, what just happened this last couple of moments? So, Loveline, 10 years ago, somebody handed me in Kansas when I was out there.
2:08🔗
Drew
I did tonight, finally. I've had it for a little while. And it's probably about seven years old, I bet. He said it was 10. It was probably about seven. And it was rather startling to hear us saying, virtually the same thing over and over again. And we've said, we continue to say today, things I think I'm saying for the first time.
2:23🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, at least you think you're saying them for the first time. So is this a compilation? Is this one show?
2:35🔗
Drew
Have yourself a listen. You'll be surprised. It's a little more, I think I've changed more than you.
2:45🔗
Adam
Humiliating. But, you know, I don't know. You know, you think about that sometimes, like people go like, well, this isn't the same show it was or this band has gone a different direction or whatever. But isn't that natural?
3:01🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's got to change a little bit. The call I left with was, well, you want to know how your relationship is going to end? Yeah, fill them with blank.
3:11🔗
Adam
Oh, pregnant, he's going to dump you. Well, you know how your relationship is going to end? Look at your last relationship.
3:19🔗
Adam
I know there's only so many ways you can tell somebody they've been molested, Drew. And you've been on this show for how many years?
3:35🔗
Oh, hey, what's up?
3:36🔗
Adam
Beth, what's up? Now we haven't had one of these calls before, have we? Beth, what's your question?
3:41🔗
Oh, man.
3:42🔗
Okay.
3:43🔗
Wow. First off, I love you guys.
3:45🔗
Thanks.
3:48🔗
I would like to know about furries. My friend, he told me he was a furry. It was just like, okay, what's a furry? And he told me all about this stuff. He thinks he's an animal trapped in a human's body.
4:05🔗
No.
4:06🔗
I don't think he's going to go that far.
4:12🔗
Adam
I think I have a raccoon trapped in my ass. I'm pretty sure, but not the whole, just the hindquarters.
4:20🔗
Yeah.
4:22🔗
Adam
Isn't this that fetish thing where people go to these conventions dressed as little smurfy type animals, and then they end up getting it on or something?
4:30🔗
Well, I guess.
4:33🔗
He never really told me about much of that.
4:36🔗
Yeah. He says he's a wolf.
4:43🔗
Yeah, I guess.
4:48🔗
Not as far as I know.
4:50🔗
Adam
All right. I don't know. Do we really want to pump some chick for information about something she's not too sure about?
5:00🔗
Adam
Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Now we brought them up. Are they called furries? I thought they were called furbies.
5:09🔗
We've talked about this a couple of times on air.
5:19🔗
Drew
He's usually right behind the question. I beg your pardon. He was contrary to what I was saying. That was rather unusual.
5:26🔗
But I wouldn't have done that if Adam wasn't going with it.
5:29🔗
Adam
I don't remember talking about it either. But I thought it was Furby. Is it furry or Furby?
5:39🔗
Drew
That's that little halo, wee-jow, little animal with the ears, the big eyes that learns to speak.
5:44🔗
Adam
Oh, that thing? Oh, that weird thing? Oh, that thing the Japanese have sent over so they could take over.
5:49🔗
Yes.
5:52🔗
All right.
5:52🔗
Adam
So a furry is the guys who have a fetish with the animal things who dress up and go to the conventions.
6:06🔗
Adam
Let's go ahead and someone fill us in on that. Chris, go on the Internet, see if you can find a third grader who's written an essay on furries and crayon and then you can deliver us the information. Tiffany, you're 20. Yes. What's up? And by the way, Anderson, remember, remember the time that Eminem called in to the radio show?
6:29🔗
Adam
And I kept saying that Eminem, I thought Eminem had called in to the radio show and Anderson and company and or two were like, no, he hasn't. No, he never has. You asked him face to face. Yeah.
6:43🔗
Adam
No, no, I didn't ask him face to face. It's just Jimmy called up and said, yeah, I did because he heard him.
6:47🔗
Yeah, I was on vacation when that happened.
6:52🔗
Yes.
6:56🔗
Adam
There's no other goddamn radio show in the world that would do that. There's no other goddamn show in the world that would do that. What the host said. I think this big star called in one time, I think I remember, and the producers and the engineers there around Scotland. No, they didn't. No, they didn't. No. No, they didn't.
7:12🔗
Adam
And the talent was going, yeah, I'm pretty sure they did. No. No, I don't think they did. On the air.
7:18🔗
Adam
And they did call in? Is there, you find me another show that would do that. Damn, bitch. People wouldn't be fired. Tiffany?
7:27🔗
Yes.
7:30🔗
Caller
Yeah, I've been dating a guy for about four months. He's 38 years old. We don't have any problems except that he has a big fetish of porn, especially internet porn. And I didn't know what the problem was in the beginning, but it's kind of making me feel like self-conscious.
8:10🔗
Drew
No. Men will always need to look at different diversity and think about that, but they don't need to act on it.
8:23🔗
Drew
Right. It doesn't mean anything about his tendency to act out in reality, and it's something he's been doing since he was 12 and now he's 38. He's developed quite a relationship with this.
8:32🔗
Adam
At least he knows how to work the computer. I mean, if not for porn, what percentage of men would really know their way around a computer?
8:58🔗
Yeah, we live together.
9:07🔗
Caller
Maybe just once. It was like an old girlfriend, but it was all the way in another state.
9:12🔗
Drew
Well, that's just having emails. But as long as he's, as long as it's not affecting his functioning, he's not spending a lot of money. He's not getting into weird stuff. It's not affecting your sexual functioning.
10:03🔗
Caller
And it's because it's, I'm not masturbating openly in front of them. You know what I mean? I'm not, it doesn't turn me on. It's for the money. And it just makes me feel kind of like, wow, I'm pretty, but why do they have to look at me?
10:16🔗
Drew
Yeah, but do you, you kind of get a sense of what makes, you know, that men do that, right? That's how you make the money.
10:27🔗
Drew
Well, if you were sexually abused by your dad or that your dad gave you a bunch of, or in fact, they exposed you to pornography when you were a little kid, that's what this is about and why it's so disturbing to you.
10:59🔗
When I was born.
11:01🔗
Adam
Okay. All right. Well, you got abandonment issues with men. Tiffany, look, don't have any kids.
11:08🔗
I'm not.
11:19🔗
Adam
All right. But she's got issues. Her dad abandoned her. What do you find out about furries over there?
11:29🔗
Drew
Something about furries on TV, several shows, including Jimmy Kimmel and the Man Show. And MTV feature this.
11:42🔗
Adam
Well, we have sent people to the conventions before. How do you get your dork out of the squirrel outfit? You know what I mean? That's kind of my concern. Eventually, the costumes got to come off so the Schwantz can come out, right?
11:58🔗
Drew
Yeah, I can't. This is not organized in a way that talks about how to become a furry or what a furry's function is.
12:18🔗
Caller
There's something I can do to stop being such a pervert. I mean, I can't stop thinking about sex.
12:28🔗
Caller
A little too much. I mean, I've had to cut back because I think I injured myself recently. So that's been tough, but a lot, like three times a day, twice a day, usually something like that.
12:42🔗
Adam
It's a little light. I wonder if this is bogus or not. I don't know, 21-year-old guys and the chicks, like what's the deal? You doing anything? You getting into trouble?
12:54🔗
Caller
Well, not sexual trouble, but I am looking at a lot of pornography on the Internet. Like one of the weird things I've done lately is I read these stories on the Internet, and they're kind of like just weird stories, like some of them are like humiliation stories. They're just weird. I don't know.
13:24🔗
Caller
No, I don't. But I have a little bit of trauma in the past because my parents are both deceased. My father died when I was three. My mother died when I was 13.
13:45🔗
Adam
Wow. All right, Justin, what else is going on? Let me talk to Drew for a second here. Here's what happens in my estimation in life for most things. People don't have an active enough or rewarding enough schedule. They don't have a schedule that they can sink their teeth into. They don't have anything that flips their cookie. A lot of guys, and I know because I'm one of them and I hung out with the rest of them, they get out of high school, all they can get is a crappy job. So they just get some carpet cleaning, carpet laying, roofing, kind of cleaning up trash, kind of BS, stocking job. Of course, your mind just goes numb every time you think about work. It's anything but a career. You're more just a drone bee. And so work is nothing. Career? What career? You're not going to school, you're not doing anything, but clean up on aisle nine or dragging branches and throwing them into a chipper. So, you start getting sort of this mild depression. It's almost sort of a numbness. Your life is filled with just a crappy long hours. You don't have any money. There's not enough money to pursue anything. There's no dreams, there's no anything. And you just start slipping into this world where you just start drinking beer and masturbating. It's like, and not in that order, or sometimes simultaneously. The point is, is think about it now. You have nothing. You really don't have anything. And you turn on the TV, you see people traveling, you see them in their hummers, you watch Cribs, you see MTV, you're very envious, you can't come close to it, you're making nine bucks an hour.
15:21🔗
Adam
The envy. Yeah. And so you're just sitting there and you're just sort of staring at the world through the window of your TV set, and you just sort of numb yourself with a few beers, and then you turn on the internet, you beat off, and the next day begins.
15:35🔗
Drew
What people do that tend to get sort of going with the internet, starting. It sounds good for you, huh? The internet pornography is that they use it as a means of dealing with those feelings. It sort of takes them away. It's almost like they go into sort of an alpha wave state. They sort of go into an altered state, and they're kind of in a quasi-dreamlike state with high levels of arousal, and they kind of spend hours sometimes sort of out in that world surfing around, and it takes them away. It's Calgon.
16:08🔗
Adam
Here's what they have to come back to. The rust-colored carpet the roommates spilled the bong on last night, the effed up futon, and the crappy job back at the batting cage. So yeah, just drink a beer, stroke myself for four hours a night, and Calgon take me away. So I tend to think that guys like Justin...
16:29🔗
Drew
21, though, it's a little earlier to be getting into that. Usually you have some energy to sort of get some rocket fuel behind it.
16:34🔗
Adam
They focus on their perv or whatever. I would just say you need a life where you come home and you're tired, or you come home and you have paperwork to do, or there's things to do.
17:03🔗
Adam
Yeah, we need to come by your dorm. Mop up. So, your senior, it doesn't, it seems like you need a girlfriend, a job, something that flips your coquette.
17:13🔗
Drew
Well, again, you have some trauma. Maybe this is, you're heading in that direction where you're trying to manage this. Go ahead and get, Adam is right, get it under control. And the way, one way to do this, find something else to focus your attention on.
17:23🔗
Adam
Attempt it, and if you can't, then you're gonna have to get some therapy. But, you know, start, you know, pick up a sport, get into something. Yeah.
17:49🔗
Yes, sir.
17:55🔗
Caller
I haven't had sex in a year and a half because I have no drive. And it's all started. I was once at a doctor and found out that I had chlamydia, got treatment for it. And since then I haven't even kissed a girl.
18:14🔗
Caller
Yeah, it did. I was always real careful, you know what I mean? The only reason me and this girl even had unprotected sex was that we both went to the doctor, got checked out beforehand. We were both clean, she was on the pill, so we figured it would be alright.
18:32🔗
Caller
Well, I went to the bathroom in the morning and it was cloudy. I went to the doctor, they took a urine sample and tested it, and a blood sample and all that, and said that I had it.
18:53🔗
Caller
Yeah, I don't know, that's what I'm, you know, worried about, you know, I should be, well I started being sexually active at 15, and stopped at 23, and in between them eight years, it was 13 girls that I'd been with, and now nothing, and there's a couple of girls that, you know, want to try to get with me.
19:14🔗
Adam
All right, hold on a second. So I guess we run into this a lot, where, you know, people say, I'm doing this behavior, and we just sort of say, well why don't you just stop? Or why don't you just start doing what's healthy?
19:29🔗
Drew
You can't, except he launched back into discussion of describing what it is he's doing, which you already described to us.
19:34🔗
Adam
Yeah. Listen, genius, how about you just, you got these chicks that like you, you just get going. Again, I hate to keep getting back to it, but this again, sounds like you're depressed.
19:48🔗
Caller
It's, I'm driving over the road currently. I want, you know, it's, I change jobs a lot, actually.
20:04🔗
Caller
You could say that as a cargo van, but I'm over the road. I go, you know, all over the place.
20:23🔗
He's a rambling man.
20:35🔗
Caller
It's never really been a problem with me. I was a roofer for five years. Yeah. I liked that actually.
20:49🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Too bad you weren't near current state, Arizona. It's a beautiful place to do a roofing. Yuma.
21:01🔗
Adam
Yeah, I know. It's just like you're being punished by God. All right, listen, Jason, we think you're depressed. And if not, then just go ahead and hop on one of these chicks, would you?
21:27🔗
Caller
You know what? Dr. Drew, long time no see. First time caller. Thanks. You told me to call in about furries and I got three furries here in this car with me.
21:40🔗
Adam
Yeah. I'm curious. Well, no, we don't want to talk to all of them. We talked about three of them.
21:56🔗
Adam
The point is, is whatever you guys say about furries is whatever we're going to think about furries from this day forth until we bring it up again in a couple of years. And Anderson points out, I said we brought it up earlier. I will take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
22:11🔗
Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.
22:35🔗
Adam
Think about it. Think about it, buddy. Count your lucky stars. Hey, everybody. It's the Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1.
22:45🔗
Drew
And by the way, those things weren't on anybody's radar screen when we were growing up. Yeah.
22:49🔗
Adam
Drew and I were just having a conversation while we were taking a wee-wee. I propose nothing. Brian?
23:03🔗
All right, what do you want to know?
23:10🔗
Caller
Well, I ran into him on the Internet, right? Because I thought he was cool. So I ended up in this chatroom online.
23:41🔗
Adam
Now, like, could I say I was a koalapus, part platypus, part koala bear, and I make my own sort of costume?
23:56🔗
Caller
I guess that's only part of it. It's sort of two separate groups. There's furries and fursuiters. The fursuiters actually dress up and, you know, do the whole thing. And, you know, most of them are having sex with each other at the conventions.
24:18🔗
Caller
Well, they have these things called SPHs. It stands for strategically placed hole. I'm completely serious.
24:39🔗
Yeah, it's very gay.
24:47🔗
Adam
Yeah. I would hold on to say, Drew, you know what I would go as? I would go as a road sloth, which is road kill meets a sloth.
24:57🔗
Adam
I would just fall over and just lie there and sleep the entire time. I'd climb up in the train to sleep. I wouldn't mind being an animal, not to have sex with, but just one that's slept a lot. You know what I mean? That's my fetish. I'm going to lick my genitalia, and then I'm going to take about a 22-hour nap, and then I'm going to move around a little, lick a little more, and then take another nap.
25:22🔗
Adam
All right. So if you go to a convention, how do you pair up and how do you know what's underneath the costume?
25:40🔗
Drew
But do you think they're just attracted to the costume, or they want to have sex with that costume? That costume turns me on.
25:55🔗
Sex is any kind.
25:57🔗
Adam
And if you went to one of these conventions where you dressed up and you had these strategically placed holes, might you have sex with somebody and never know who they were?
26:09🔗
Caller
That's entirely possible. Is that part of the gig? Like a lot of the suits are pretty unique, you know? So people are identified by their suits.
26:20🔗
Adam
Hold on. I just came up with a great idea for a movie. Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, both furries, both banging the bejesus out of each other through the glory hole at the conventions but working right next to each other in the same office and on longing for love. E-mailing each other, never knowing that she's the one I've been banging the bejesus out of through the glory hole in the furry outfit.
26:44🔗
Adam
You know what I mean? But meanwhile, they're falling in love and they're actually humping at a romata, you know, but they don't know it.
27:12🔗
Caller
Another thing is that no one uses their real names, so a little bit shaggy. Yeah, I think it could definitely work.
27:25🔗
Adam
Yeah, but then how does your fetish manifest itself if you don't actually get into the outfit?
27:31🔗
Caller
Well, you know, when I do have sex, it's kind of animalistic, which I think... I mean, it's not too freaky, really. You know, a lot of people are into that.
27:43🔗
Adam
Yeah, you never see squirrels humping. Yeah, I mean, here's what I'm saying. So, plenty of people just get someone in doggy position, go to town. They don't label themselves a furry.
27:59🔗
Caller
Well, that's called plushophile. A plushophile is a person that humps stuffed animals.
28:06🔗
That's real popular.
28:08🔗
Adam
Listen, I'm not... I know. I'm not a religious man. I don't follow biblical texts too much, but it's time for the cleansing.
28:27🔗
Adam
Really, the tsunami needs to wash over the western world. I mean, like I said, I don't agree with everything the terrorists offer, but we got a couple of points. Couple of points. We are spinning out a little bit over here.
28:39🔗
Drew
They may be over doing it in the other direction. They may be playing tapes of this show. You see?
28:55🔗
Plushophile, like a plushie, you know, a plush toy. Yeah.
28:58🔗
Adam
And so you would have an engage, you would encounter with another furry. And what would make it, how would we know it was furry?
29:13🔗
Yeah, you use like a, maybe like a leash and collar.
29:16🔗
Drew
That's not furry. That's S&M now. Now that's S&M. What does S&M have to do with being a furry?
29:31🔗
Drew
Have you ever pulled a wagon like Cinderella's? Because it's going that direction too. You know what I'm saying?
29:40🔗
Adam
Yeah, you know, I put a, if I was gay, I'd just wear a tail all the time and tail up like hot dog from the Archie's meant game on. Tail tucked in meant game off. You know what I mean? So, forget about the bandanas in different colors. No, just be, I'd be cruising the bar. You saw the tail up in the air.
30:01🔗
Drew
I'm just saying, imagine what you would be like. The tail would only be down when you were recovering.
30:05🔗
Adam
Yeah, but no, it would depend on how attracted I was to the specific dude, to the certain dude.
30:10🔗
Drew
Oh, you'd go up and down as you moved along. I thought you just walked through the bar with your tail up. No, no, no.
30:15🔗
Adam
What I would do is I would have, here's what I would do if I was gayer. I would have a belt and I would have a dog's tail and it would be spring loaded.
30:30🔗
Adam
But I would have a piece of fishing string onto it and I would pull it over my shoulder. And so when it popped up, that meant that it was game on.
30:44🔗
Adam
I let it snap if it was a dude that had bad skin or something that it wasn't attractive to.
30:51🔗
Drew
It's the way I want to go. I'm interested in what motivates humans. I still don't know what motivates the furry thing. I do know.
30:58🔗
Adam
Well, look, it's mostly gay. Here's the thing. Gay guys interested in pushing the sexual envelope. I would say most part because it's guy on guy.
31:12🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's like criminals deciding what to do with a found wallet. What do you think? Think that's going back to the rightful owner? Do you know what I'm saying?
31:20🔗
Adam
Now, look, I know it sounds gay-a-phobic or homophobic or whatever. No, I'm not saying that. If you took Drew, who's a man of exquisite passion, and you took me, who's, I'll get a boner for you if we have to, and we're into each other, and you said like, I don't know, should we be doing it at work or should we do it in the car, or do you think it would be okay to invite your friend Mark from the School of Counting over at USC? It became a yes to everything all the time, because the woman slows things down.
31:53🔗
Drew
Yeah, I had a long discussion in a segment for Discovery Health Channel about attraction and stuff, and I really kind of got into it with this group of people, and I realized that one of the things, never know who ever talks about this, it was kind of interesting, that men are kind of always scanning, always ready, ready, ready, ready, and they come across a woman who is sort of available, opens the gate, and they have like an arousal moment together, that moment of sort of attraction is really mutual arousal, and if she's at the right, it's just timing for her, and she happens to be kind of attracted to that guy, but the gates kind of peek open, the guy's going through. So the women really are determining whether things are going to go forward, and most of the time the gates are closed. Then the gates open here and there, because the guys at the gates are always open.
32:35🔗
Adam
It's like the Panama Canal, we're a cargo ship, and we're trying to get through. And if the gate's closed, then we got to just sit there. And if you open it, we move forward. And eventually we get the other, we get around the horn.
32:52🔗
Adam
The point is, the point is is, when you got guys, humping guys, deciding on how often, when, and where, and what we should do, eventually that leads into furries, because they just keep going, and they burn out a little bit. You know, what's next? We gotta keep going, keep pushing the envelope.
33:22🔗
Yes.
33:27🔗
Caller
I've been married for almost a year, and I just don't like sex, and I'm a bitch sometimes. I was just wondering if you could like, tell me what to do.
33:50🔗
Caller
When we're doing it, I like it, it's fine, but I always tell him no or I'm not in the mood. I don't know, I just don't want to.
34:03🔗
Caller
Yeah, I think so, but when we first got together, I was always doing it whatever he wanted because I figured, like after we dated for almost a year, I figured, well, what the hell? We're going to get married, so why not? So I used to do it all the time.
34:22🔗
Adam
But everyone's just depressed and when you're depressed, I don't like my job, I don't like my partner, I don't like sex. I mean, when you're depressed, you just don't like stuff you're supposed to like. That's how they measure it sometimes.
34:48🔗
Caller
No, I lost my husband on my heart. No, I don't think I'm depressed at all. I just don't like it. I mean, when we're doing it, it's good.
35:21🔗
Drew
But do you think you're sort of sabotaging this relationship? Is it hard for you to be in a married relationship?
35:39🔗
Adam
Well, listen, hold on, Numbskull. This is why you're not supposed to get married at 19 and a half. You get mad at stupid stuff. Barely 20 when you got married. You just get mad at stupid stuff when you're 20, male or female.
35:53🔗
Drew
What goes through your mind about your husband? What are you generally feeling about him?
36:00🔗
Drew
I really do. So what is there to be so mad at then? What are the things that makes you mad? What are you thinking?
36:07🔗
Caller
Um, just how I always have like, it's really petty stuff, like how I always have to clean up after him or he doesn't know how to take out the trash or.
36:19🔗
Caller
Oh, and he calls me. He's like, I'm not your or you're not my mom. And when he says that, I want to like punch him.
36:38🔗
Caller
He might be. He is really sweet. Like whenever we get in a fight or whatever, he'll just, he's really, really quiet, too.
36:45🔗
So whenever we get in a fight.
36:47🔗
Drew
This sounds like you're running roughshod on a guy that you need to sabotage because he is nice. It is a very...
37:33🔗
Drew
Did they become ordained ministers in response to something? Like were they drug addicts at one time or something?
37:54🔗
Adam
Well, even finding God is an adult... Here's the thing about... Okay, let me explain God to everybody. A doesn't exist. So the only way you can believe in them is like you believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and stuff like that. Someone has to feed you a steady diet of it when your brain is soft and it has to get in. If you don't get that, you're just a right thinking atheist and all of a sudden you're 25 and you find God. It usually means the cops found you or you found methadone or heroin or something. You found something and now you find God because it's a weird thing. Well, it's like playing the harp, like picking up the harp at 30.
38:31🔗
Drew
But then I think I'm going to become minister and me and my wife are going to become evangelists.
38:36🔗
Adam
Now, unless your parents are both black athletes, in which case it's acceptable because we retire from the NFL.
38:44🔗
Adam
She could have played some ball. Yeah. That means something bad. You know what it means to me when you become minister, and I know I sound horrible, but it means you're scared of something that's in you and you're trying to contain it. I'm scared I'm a pedophile, I'm scared I'm lazy, I'm scared I've abused substances or abused kids, or abused my kids. I'm going to become this and contain this, and I'm going to read from the Bible three hours a day and try to contain myself.
39:21🔗
Adam
You see how the show stops whenever we talk to people and call them in the show? Well, when?
39:38🔗
Three times what?
39:58🔗
Caller
She has. I have three older brothers, all by different dads. And I know that. Well, I don't know. She told me and my brother told me that, like, I guess her first husband beat her real bad.
40:16🔗
Adam
Everything's a mess. Angelique, this guy isn't chaotic enough for you. You're freaking out. You got to get some therapy. You're going to destroy this relationship.
40:47🔗
Adam
Well, look, she's nervous. It's late night. She's in Oklahoma. She's having a butt. But yeah, mom and dad are nuts. At least mom is nuts.
40:56🔗
Adam
And by the way, been married four times. She's married at 20. I'd just start calling the guy number one. I wouldn't even call him husband anymore.
41:16🔗
Adam
Well, this is how it works. Get some therapy. Otherwise, you're bound to repeat the mistakes your parents made. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
41:34🔗
Drew
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41:58🔗
Adam
Yeah, everybody, it's Loveline. I'll tell you, tonight, Drew, we have no choice but to get it on. Oh boy. Got to get it on. Get it on in the morning now. Yeah, Drew? No. Yeah, you know, that's how you do Marco Polo, by the way. You know, I've tried to play this with a few people, and they do that weird, they do it in a weird way, you know? What? They go like, Adam. No. They're cadence-wise, you know, when you do Marco Polo, you have to do it the same.
42:36🔗
Drew
You got all those guys you hang out with that don't like cars, they're like women, they're like, yeah.
42:43🔗
Marco.
42:50🔗
Yeah.
43:02🔗
Adam
You have? Oh, when you're swimming, but not... Not when you're a landlocked, like for your camping in the desert.
43:26🔗
Adam
I have to do some math to navigate. The point is you don't know who he is. I'll tell you who you do know. Adam Corolla, right?
43:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, so next time you get in the swimming pool, instead of Marco Polo, what game are you going to play?
43:46🔗
Caller
Okay. I'm 13 and I had sex with a 15 year old and we didn't use protection. I'm thinking that I might have to tell my parents because I might be pregnant, but I don't know or STDs and I'm kind of scared because my dad, he's an atheist and my mom, she's a Christian. If I tell my parents, I think they might-
44:28🔗
Adam
You did, but you're willing to have sex with a guy when you're 13 who's not your boyfriend.
44:57🔗
Caller
Well, I don't know. Not really. I seriously don't want to be in contact with anybody like that again.
45:04🔗
Caller
I just want to stay away from that stuff again because if it tries to happen again, I don't want it to happen again.
45:15🔗
Drew
Wait a minute. I have a feeling this is not the usual Loveline situation. This isn't Katie dropping this bomb on parents as a payback. This is Katie desperate to get help from her parents.
45:44🔗
Caller
I don't know. I think, yeah, I want help. But I think my parents might, you know, I mean, I mean, they might go ballistic and, like, my sister, they know that she's had sex before and my mom does not like her at all. My mom, she's a high school dropout, basically. And my mom thinks she's, like, you know, a whore.
46:05🔗
Adam
Hold on a second, Katie. Let me talk to Drew for a second. You know what I think this is a case of, and maybe it's a hit a little close to the Corolla family, but I had a sister that got in a little trouble herself. I think the deal is some parents don't really want to parent.
46:39🔗
Caller
Actually, I think they, like, I think I may need to do it just to get them mad. I don't know.
46:49🔗
Caller
Basically, because my mom, like, but I don't know if I should tell her, because my mom is thinking about taking, I think a kid in, and he's a guy, and if I tell my parents, and it's going to ruin the chance of taking that boy in.
47:09🔗
Drew
Yeah, your parents are never going to pay attention to you. They're going to be busy containing this.
47:12🔗
Adam
Katie, let it all out with your parents. Just tell them everything you're feeling, everything you're thinking.
47:18🔗
Adam
Tell them everything. And don't just tell them you had sex. Tell them, here's what I think, here's what I'm feeling.
47:22🔗
Drew
I'm feeling miserable, I need your attention, I need your love, I need help. I can't tolerate bringing another kid in this house. I'm worried about my sister. I don't like fighting this person. It's attention to her.
48:28🔗
Adam
I did? Anderson? Yeah. I had a little mumbling. Yeah, just having a little heart to heart with Drew. I don't really get advice from Drew so much as I hear myself talk and then come up with my own answers.
48:46🔗
Adam
It would be the same effect if I put a wig on an ironing board and just lean it up against the wall.
49:06🔗
Yep.
49:11🔗
Caller
Well, first of all, I just want to say I love you guys. I think that you guys should be on more than just two hours. I absolutely love your show.
49:25🔗
Caller
No. Well, I have a question. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend, she sometimes can't last more than three minutes. After she finishes, well, I'm left with blue balls and I'm just kneeling right there in front of her.
50:03🔗
Caller
Well, the thing is that she wants to get it done as soon as possible. I mean, even the oral, even the foreplay, everything. I mean, she wants to get it done as soon as possible. So, you know, if I do oral on her and she does oral on me, she wants to hurry up and get it done with.
50:17🔗
Adam
You know, I just had a thought. You know, it's about the only time chicks care anything about being efficient or proper use of time is in the sand. Like, all of a sudden, then they become Tony Robbins. You know, let's go. Let's pick it up. What's going on? Let's get this knocked out. Sexist City starting in 12 minutes. But other than that, anything else around the house, a good hour, 45 minutes to put the face on, get out the front door. Everything else is arduous and time consuming and, you know, takes forever. But the sex, they're pretty efficient with that. It's probably one of the more efficient places.
50:50🔗
Drew
Except they complain you need to slow down on getting up to the sex point. Slow that part down. Right. Then get it over with once you're in.
50:57🔗
Drew
Right. But I'm confused that she wants to get it over with. Does he mean that she wants that she's aversive to it? It doesn't sound flattering. Or that's why he perceives it. Or is it that she's so into it? She's just a passionate woman and can't wait.
51:11🔗
Caller
Well, the thing is that she was going through therapy because she was molested when she was five years old. And sometimes when we're having sex, she'll just stop and she'll just break out crying.
51:34🔗
Adam
All right. Well, here's the thing, Carlos. Take some advice from the genius over here. Go ahead, Drew. No, I was talking about myself.
51:47🔗
Adam
She was molested. She's getting therapy. That's great. What you don't want to do is have kids, start a family, get married too early with somebody like this. Because you know what this is? This is a person that's going to take a little while to heal. And you're going to feel it in the bedroom. You're going to feel it when you're in the living room. You're going to feel it almost everywhere for a while. And the kids will definitely feel it. There should be some sort of thing which is, the more you're molested, the longer you wait to have kids, the longer you wait to get married, because you're essentially broken and you're healing. Unfortunately, the people that got screwed with crank out the kids at 17 or 18 more often than not. And that's where the sort of a downward spiral of society begins. So Carlos, she is working in therapy, that's good. You take it nice and slow with her and you have to sort of work with her. And the reality is, is you're 22 and you got a handful here. And if you're up to that challenge, God bless you, but these are the things that come with that territory.
52:54🔗
Drew
If this is the only thing you're sort of aware of as a result of what she's been through, then consider yourself very lucky. You've got to kind of work something out with her.
53:06🔗
Drew
And again, I think you missed the point of what I was telling you, is that you need to finish in some way before she does.
53:11🔗
Adam
All right, I want to talk to Alan, who's been on hold for a long time, and I feel bad for him. Alan?
53:33🔗
Caller
I'm an information system technician. I work with computer satellites, communications, stuff like that.
53:43🔗
Adam
No, but I mean, that's the whole thing. Whenever we talk to someone in the military, and I'm in the military, I'm in the Navy or the Marines, and I mean, what do you do? And you go, oh, the Navy? Oh, yeah.
53:56🔗
Adam
I work the, yeah, I work in the kitchen, I work the thing, I'm in the rear with the gear. Like, I want the guys, like, I work the failing system. It's that Gatling gun that shoots seven million rounds of 40 millimeter spent uranium. And I go ahead and feed the clips into it while the thing is spraying shells everywhere. Like, that's what I'm picturing. You know what I mean? Something. I'm on the deck. I got the flags. I'm bringing in F-18s, you know, whatever. But it's always a guy who's sort of down in the bunker and he's doing some communications or doing something like that.
54:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, they couldn't get them out of the hatch. Yeah. All right. Run silent. Run deep. Alan.
54:44🔗
Adam
All right. So you are doing satellites and you're in the military. In the Navy. And now what?
54:52🔗
Caller
About three months ago, I met a girl that's here on a student visa from Indonesia. And she's going to try to be a dentist. And everything is cool between her and I, except the last thing is, the only thing her mom's been telling her about coming over here, which she doesn't want her over here, is not to get hooked up with an American. She's supposed to keep to her, she's Muslim, and supposed to keep to her religious ties. And she hasn't done that, and I haven't been much of a help. And her mother said she was in disorder. If she broke it, like I got her started drinking, had sex, and so like that. She was a virgin when she came here.
55:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. Everyone comes here and gets corrupted. Why is she coming here to go to school?
55:43🔗
Caller
Much better education. She has an aunt that she moved over here with, and that's who she's living with now, her aunt. Her mother wants her to come back, like every other week she calls her and tells her to come back to Indonesia. And she doesn't want to stay here with me, and go back.
55:59🔗
Adam
All right, well at least she doesn't have to deal with him. All right, well, obviously it sounds, I mean, I can see, I can look down the road a little here and say she's probably just going to stay in the United States.
56:11🔗
Adam
And probably not going to go back to Indonesia, which by the way, I have no idea where it is. You know, like here's my whole thing. I hear, I have a few choices, like there's Mexico, there's Japan, now there's China. That's a new addition.
56:30🔗
Adam
I know it's different than Japan. That's what I know. And now, because of the war, there's the Middle East. Indonesia, that don't sound like Europe, that don't sound like Japan. I don't know where that is. Something tropical, some islands, islands, a lot of islands. I don't know, lots of tea. They drink tea there. They eat a lot of coffee. I'm picturing like a yak, like a knee deep and a patty dragging something and a guy with a straw hat. I'm picturing a little Vietnam, maybe a little.
57:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. Oh yeah. Now I got underpants and stuff that's made there. I just, they should put a map on there. Hey, so Alan, I don't know what you can do other than tell her follow your heart or whatever, but it sounds like the longer she spends in this country, the more Americanized as she becomes and the less she wants to go back to the old ways.
57:31🔗
Caller
Well, it is that way except her mom calls about every other week and after she gets off the phone with her mom, then she starts having this, so I'm a horrible person because I have to lie to my mom, tell her I'm not doing these things. She's tried to break up with me, but she says not what she really wants to do, it's what she needs to do for her family.
58:20🔗
Adam
She's not going to dental school, she's going to college so she can get into dental school.
58:33🔗
Adam
He's offering satellites but he barely graduated high school, so leave him alone. Now listen, Alan, here's the thing. She has herself a good like six, seven years more education to deal with, so you don't have to put, you don't have to give her the bum rush.
58:49🔗
Adam
I know, I know, but here's the thing, here's the thing. She's new to this country. She's being worn down by our wicked ways, which is fine. You will get into trouble if you try to manipulate her and she will resent you. So what you need to do is you do that thing. You know what it is? It's the same thing you do, it's the same thing you do when you find out your chick's pregnant and you want her to get an abortion. You don't say anything. You're like, oh, you're pregnant. That's wonderful. That's wonderful. You wait for a while until she says, she starts picking out names and you're like, sweetie, we got to get an abortion. You don't say abortion at the beginning. She holds that against you. So what you need to do is like, listen, I respect this. I know your mom's very important to you and you got to do some soul searching, you know, and-
59:35🔗
Drew
Back off and be supportive of her issues. Appreciate them. Show that you appreciate them. Let her struggle with it.
59:41🔗
Adam
Friday night, Hooters, Saturday, we're going paintballing. Yeah. And then it's shots. Yeah. And then it's off to Reno, Nevada, baby. Yeah. See, new dudes on ice. Awesome. Yeah, look, this country's better than all other countries. Let's face it. That's why people come over here. And it's like Vegas. They can't stop. They pick up the dice. They can't put it down. And they're all mixed. And so what you end up with, what this country ends up with, is a bunch of people that have essentially given in to their weakness and their temptation from all around the world. Now, they're sitting here and they're angry and they're sort of blaming this country. Instead of blaming themselves, they're too big a puss to stand up for whatever their retarded religion told them to do and stay in their countries. And then they come here and they stick with their religion and they're sort of angry at this country. I mean, look at it. Just look at it that way. And what it is, is they go to the mosque, they do a little praying and then it's to the computer for a little internet porn. And who are they angry at? Us. Well, pack your ass and go back to your crap-filled land, please. Or knock it off and start enjoying and join in. But they're angry at themselves, Drew. And what do they do when, what does 99% of this population do when they're angry at themselves?
1:01:05🔗
Adam
Start pointing fingers. Yep, start pointing at Old Glory and Uncle Sam. Please, go back to where you came from or shut up and enjoy yourself. But don't do that thing where like, I'm this and I'm that and I'm tempted. I don't know what to do. Because we got a lot of them in this country and they eff it up for us atheists who want to party. You know what I mean? All right, so then they have their parades and their days, and then they wave their flags, and then they get their little communities where it's not like they ever left their community and wherever you're from. I don't want to offend anyone specifically, so I'm not going to name any specific countries.
1:01:48🔗
Adam
I'm not going to leave any out either. But here's the thing, you are in this country, A, because your country is utopia, or B, because your country sucks and you can't find a job, or you have an oppressive regime that you're living under and you can't express yourself religiously or creatively or whatever. You're out of your country because something is wrong with your country. Is anyone want to question me on this? Drew, why aren't you in the Middle East? Why aren't you in Mexico? Why aren't you in Indonesia? Why aren't you anywhere? Why not? I'll tell you why not. Our country ain't broken. Your country is broken. There's something wrong with it. That's why you're here. But your strategy is once you get here, let's just go ahead and make a little little island of our country.
1:02:48🔗
Drew
No, I'm just saying that they could make the argument that, no, my people and my culture is wonderful. The government sucks.
1:03:02🔗
Drew
They may appreciate retaining the cultures. You can still do that here and also enjoy.
1:03:07🔗
Adam
Yeah, go ahead and watch whatever language station your country broadcasts in. But knock it off. I don't need the days. I need the parades. I need stuff in the windows. Let's just join in. You're here because your country sucks. Never forget that. Never forget that.
1:03:24🔗
Adam
All right. All right. And by the way, Drew, I know it's very convenient. The people are great. The government's corrupt. Where do you get the government?
1:03:31🔗
Drew
No, I'm not excusing it. I'm just saying that's why they might want to protect their culture. They express it in a free society.
1:03:38🔗
Adam
Anyone who makes that argument, go ahead and figure out what the nationality of your government is.
1:03:42🔗
Drew
But by the way, that kind of person may not say that our country is good. They may be saying, all right, my people, my culture are great. Yeah.
1:03:53🔗
Adam
Yeah, they're great. It's fantastic. They couldn't be any better. It's just you got to get out of there because they'll put a burning tire around you. Veronica, they're fantastic.
1:04:24🔗
Caller
I gave this guy oral, right? I had a canker sore on my mouth, and I want to know if that's related to herpes.
1:04:36🔗
Adam
By the way, that is, to me, when I hear that, it's like I'm inspired, like a football coach, when an athlete has a sprained knee, but it's like I got to get back in the game, coach.
1:04:51🔗
Adam
I know. But again, no, but it's still like she has a canker sore and she's still willing to perform oral.
1:05:01🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, I would have been willing to take it when I was 16 too. How old is the guy?
1:05:16🔗
Adam
They say this with pride now, like, no, he's gross. I only blew him. Yucky. You think I'm like cooties?
1:05:45🔗
Drew
Yeah, here's the translation. She got she found her way in. She was very excited about it. He didn't respond. He didn't fall, you know, falling after her afterwards. Uh-oh. I guess I'm not into him anymore.
1:05:55🔗
Adam
I haven't spoken to Catherine Zeta Jones in a while either to come to think of it. I'm not sure if she's not into me or not. It's been a while. I haven't spoken.
1:06:18🔗
Adam
Hold your head up. Break it down. Grab a knee. Come on. That helmet's not a chair, gentlemen. Use that term loosely. All right, Veronica. Good luck. No more oral.
1:06:34🔗
Adam
Yeah. And now what the ladies like. They like giving me oral. Let's keep the oral train rolling and talk to Monica, who's 20. Monica?
1:06:48🔗
Caller
Good, it sounds like it. Well, I had a question because I've been going out with Guy for like two and a half years now. And I used to be friends with his friends and well, supposedly friends, I guess, because like three years ago, a year before I started going out with this guy, I went to one of the guy's house and there's two guys there. And they made me give both of them oral. And I really, for some reason, like I can't remember anything from that night. Like I don't know why, but I don't know if that's normal or something.
1:07:32🔗
Adam
Well, let me ask you a couple of quick questions. Yes, we do need to take a break, but you say these two guys made you give them oral.
1:07:44🔗
Caller
See, but it wasn't like a force. Like I don't remember a force being there, but I knew that I didn't really want to do it.
1:07:53🔗
Caller
See, that's the thing. I don't remember. Like I don't know why. I'm blocking out in my head, like I just can't, like I don't know if they like-
1:08:06🔗
Caller
No. So I didn't even want to go, and then they locked, oh, I remember this. They locked my car in their house gate, and they said that I couldn't leave until I did it. And I was like 17 at this point, so my mom was like calling me like crazy, and I felt like I had to just get out of there already. So I think that like forced me to do it even more. I don't know if that counts as like.
1:08:29🔗
Drew
This is the first time anything like that ever happened to you? Were you forced to do something you didn't want to do?
1:08:36🔗
Adam
That did blow up three guys once in high school. Hold on a second, but actually I forced them. All right.
1:08:44🔗
Adam
I don't want to do Running Bear. I want to talk to him. This is interesting. And by the way, Chris, you have the music for Chief Running Bear?
1:08:57🔗
Adam
Really? All right. We'll take ourselves a quick break. I'm a little stumped. No boos involved here.
1:09:10🔗
Drew
But she doesn't have a post-traumatic stress disorder. She just had a block in that event. That's what can happen.
1:09:22🔗
Adam
Loveline will be right back. Yeah, buddy. Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. When we left off here on Loveline, we're speaking of Monica. Monica's 20, she gave two guys oral sex when they trapped her in her car in the compound. Maybe it was one of the Kennedys. And it wouldn't let her out. She was 17. She was confused. She wasn't drunk, although she sort of dissociated from the whole thing, which people do. And she is not a former victim of abuse. Is that true, Monica?
1:10:14🔗
Drew
Well, let's double check that. Have you ever, did anybody ever hit you when you were growing up?
1:10:23🔗
Caller
Oh, because now then my boyfriend of two and a half years, now that I told him this because it's his friend, so he's going to find out that I had to tell him myself. Like, just in case he talks to someone I told him, I want him to know. So now that I told him, like, all the time, like, he always, like, puts it in my head. Like, he makes me feel like crap because I don't, like, I'm supposed to feel bad about it.
1:11:09🔗
Drew
Did you feel like this was something, like, did you, did you feel sort of cool about this in some way? That you were sort of getting attention?
1:11:17🔗
Drew
All right, so this was, this was a, you felt victimized, but you didn't really realize how, how profound it was.
1:11:29🔗
Adam
Huh. And, you know, that sounds insensitive, but how does that work with the double oral? Like, one guy finishes off the-
1:11:37🔗
Caller
He left the room, and the other one, he just like stood out there, and they opened the door, and the other one came in. It was, I don't know, like, that's pretty much all.
1:12:11🔗
Adam
And she was a virgin at the time. Okay. Here's what I'm going to say. Certain amount of people, most people we talk to were their past victims and they become, you know, they become victims in the future.
1:12:24🔗
Drew
They're good victims for victimizers, but then they often have a post-traumatic stress reaction to all that.
1:12:28🔗
Adam
And then, and then the people that they got abused or they got drunk or they got whatever. This isn't any of those things. And then there's a certain percentage of society that they just, you can kind of get them to do what you want to do if you strong arm them a little bit, especially if you're a little bit older and there's two of you and they're hanging something over you.
1:12:45🔗
Drew
It's a little bit of a victim of violent crime kind of thing. A little bit of a victimization, you know, that happened random.
1:12:51🔗
Adam
Look, if in a society where everything is rape, this is definitely one of those things. You know what I mean? So, and then I understand, like now you feel like you were somehow a co-conspirator in this, or somehow responsible, you're shamed, you don't want to tell anybody. All right, it's all coming together. Telling the current boyfriend is-
1:13:29🔗
Drew
There's still the need to sabotage the relationship, putting yourself in a weird situation.
1:13:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. We wonder if you're looking to sabotage your boyfriend's relationship a little bit. Did he ever cheat on you?
1:13:47🔗
Adam
Well, you were, hold on a second. He is your first, you lost your virginity to your boyfriend, right?
1:14:07🔗
Caller
No, no, this one, I mean, I told him this like when we were like dating in the beginning.
1:14:15🔗
Adam
I know, but why would you tell him, you realize obviously this will get stuck in a young man's craw?
1:14:25🔗
Caller
Oh, really? See, I... I don't know, like... Alright, alright. I feel bad, but he tries to use it against me now, like, oh, I don't want to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. He's like, oh, like you did it for them, and I can't...
1:14:41🔗
Adam
Yeah, you know why? Because if this guy was 35 and you were 30, you guys could figure this out. He's gonna keep it in fresh in his craw, and he's gonna summon it out of his craw all the time. It's at the top of his craw. Do you understand?
1:15:06🔗
Adam
I just think if you guys get married in three years, he'll be thinking about this when you're walking down the aisle because guys have a sort of craw Tourette's.
1:15:18🔗
Adam
They can't do it. Later on, you get to our age, you just hope to die in your sleep. That's really what you're hoping for. Pray to Christ you die in your sleep. That's who you become obsessed with. Please, God, don't let it be a violent death. Let me just go in my sleep.
1:15:33🔗
Adam
Shave 40 years off. I don't care. Just let me go in my sleep. That's all. But Monica, yeah, this guy, it's in his craw. It's going to use it against you. And by the way, you're 20. You've only been with one guy. Break it off. Get clean. Start fresh. And do not tell the new guy what is in the craw.
1:15:55🔗
Adam
See, here's the thing. As a guy, you have a sieve in your head. And when you're young, it's a very fine sieve. It's a cheesecloth, everything gets caught. Nothing makes, nothing larger than a couple microns.
1:16:15🔗
Adam
Yeah. Now I have a hula hoop with just one lone tampon string going across it. Everything falls through. I don't care what it is, it all makes it through now. No craw stickage at all. Even craw flow.
1:16:46🔗
Adam
Now that runs deep. Engineer Chris, would you have to look the other way and look like a dog? Do you have to look like my dog looks at me? That's what my dog looks like when I fart on it. If I fart for my dog, that's what Chris, engineer.
1:17:02🔗
Adam
Yeah, just 90 degree head tilt staring off into space. Do you know what a craw is? Sure. Do you think you have a craw?
1:17:34🔗
Adam
Oh, what isn't in his craw? Anderson has like five craws. Five craws of death. It's a great, great kung-fu movie. All right. You ready to rock? Yeah. All right. I realize Injured Chris just completely tunes out and drifts off. It's the only way he can...
1:17:54🔗
Adam
Yeah. But he reminds me of people like when they talk to these victims who were violently raped and attacked, gang raped and stuff. And they always, Oprah's talking to him. It's like, how did you get through it? It's like, I just tuned out.
1:18:36🔗
Adam
What's happening, baby? Yeah, and I don't know, you know what? Chicks don't have a craw. Chicks have a file, a dossier. Things don't get stuck in their craw. They just keep a file. They've organized a file.
1:19:00🔗
Caller
We're on top of it. My question is, since my father died in March, first I shut down sexually. And then as he regained my libido, it became a lot more aggressive and a lot more frequent.
1:19:23🔗
Caller
With my boyfriend. Stable relationship for two and a half years. And we've been sexually active in the past and had a repertoire of sorts and we're pretty flexible as far as intimacy and you know.
1:19:55🔗
Drew
We're used to 19 year olds when they sound older sounding like they've been through some sort of mash camp.
1:20:21🔗
Caller
Right. It was actually, it couldn't have been better in a crappy kind of way because it was a Sunday. So I had breakfast with him that morning before going to work. And he and my mom went to the casino and then they were having dinner with friends. And it was, you know, couldn't ask for anything more, I guess.
1:20:38🔗
Adam
You can ask for not to die, but that, yeah, you could ask for no death. But that would be cancer, it eats away at his brain.
1:20:56🔗
Caller
I don't go to school or anything, if that's what you're asking. Adam, actually, under your advice, I have stayed away from junior college.
1:21:10🔗
Adam
Let me say something. Hold on, sweetie pea. Let me say this. And maybe it's the business I'm in. Maybe it's the businesses I've been in, whether it be fast paced world of working in a carpet cleaning van or no, but really the businesses I've been involved with, whether it's swinging a hammer, coaching boxing, comedy, whatever, television, radio, and all the people we've ever employed through the man show, crank anchors, whatever, nobody cares about college. Oh, we know the guys who shake their ass. We know the guys who move. We know the guys who hustle. I know some of the things you learned out in college.
1:21:49🔗
Drew
Oh, no, I'm just saying, you don't know who the guy was before college. It can change how your mind works. Yes, yes.
1:21:55🔗
Adam
Now, I got some slackers who went to college. Maybe they'd be brain dead if they weren't.
1:22:02🔗
Adam
Guys who hustle, hustle. And Sarah is a hustler. She's working retail. She's gonna work sales. She's gonna make a bunch of money. Her stopping and going to college right now is just gonna slow down her momentum. Let her make some money. And she doesn't. All right. Some people, maybe they need to be taught how to think. Sarah, I don't think is one of those people.
1:22:23🔗
Drew
All right. So your question is why the more frequent sex and the more sort of a intense sex?
1:22:29🔗
Caller
Well, and I'm asking really, should I seek any kind of therapy for this or should I wait and kind of, you know, finish grieving? Because I'm worried that I'm perhaps this has triggered some sort of bipolarity in me because I'll be happy, happy, happy for you for a few days.
1:22:50🔗
Drew
The lability is not by polarity. And the need for higher levels of arousal and more frequent sex is tired. Lability means up and down.
1:22:59🔗
Drew
And the need for more sex and sort of more arousing sex is just a way of just escaping.
1:23:16🔗
Adam
You're a hustler. God bless. You give me a hustler. Show me a hustler, Drew. Show me someone who's eager for the fray. No, I worked with a lot of people that were college graduates. Some of them, you couldn't tell they went anywhere, and some of them seemed smarter, but it all seemed like it was coming from their sort of inner core.
1:23:34🔗
Adam
Yes. It's like some people just have a cadence. They just have a battery in them. I don't know what it is. They don't take no for an answer. There's others that just, they're like animals. Just some people are like cats. They just want to relax and nap all day, and then other people like Chihuahuas or pain in the ass, but they're good to work with. By the way, you got that hustle thing going everybody. Fine, you're good. And also, I don't even know what a four-year degree does other than get you into a place to get a doctorate or a master's or something. I'm not sure what a four-year degree on its own does anymore unless you want to go into teaching or something that specifically requires it. I don't even know that the business world is so interested in that. All right. We, you know, doing lots, I'm just, just telling people.
1:24:27🔗
Adam
Yeah, I know. Look, I'm not a big fan of the street smart either. You can, you can be both or, or, or neither just have, just have a little fire in you. But we've hired a lot of people. We do lots of interviews. They're, what they did before, what their training was, what their degrees were all took a distant sort of backseat to-
1:24:49🔗
Adam
What their eyes looked like, how dynamic they were, what they were talking about, how lucid they were, what their energy level was, what their confidence level was.
1:24:57🔗
Drew
It depends what you're looking for, too. It depends. Listen, you go for an academic position, everything.
1:25:05🔗
Drew
But if you're going for a research position, you're going for a position in a company that is highly scientific.
1:25:15🔗
Adam
He's just saying. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Loveline will be right back.
1:25:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Stabbed in the gut. Can't get a boner. Happened six months ago. Anthony from Modesto. Anthony?
1:26:06🔗
Caller
Not much. It's been a while since I had an erection, and my girlfriend's getting pissed off about it.
1:26:21🔗
Adam
A buck knife. I don't think people know this. Too many knife names, so I'll become buck knife. Besides, steak knife makes him seem like a wuss. And butter knife, that means you're gay.
1:26:43🔗
Caller
Lower. It's pretty close to the crotch, but when I went to the doctor, they said it shouldn't affect anything. I've been there a couple of times. They said I'm fine down there.
1:26:52🔗
Caller
Huh? No, because he didn't go that deep. I tried to jump back, and so he only, like, poked me in a little bit.
1:27:23🔗
Adam
Yeah. Wasn't- Well, showing the scar at the swimming pool, I'm saying that's where you got- before you play a rousing game of Adam Corolla, showing the scar and saying that's where I was stabbed. No, I was cut. I was cut.
1:27:36🔗
Drew
I can't understand how the stabbing could have anything to do with your erection. If it barely- it didn't get into your abdomen, it barely sort of broke the skin. Well, what are we talking about here?
1:27:44🔗
Caller
Well, I don't know, but it's just ever since then, I can't get into erection when I'm having sex.
1:27:58🔗
Drew
Yes, something's wrong. I can't figure out what it would be and it doesn't seem like. Were you traumatized by this whole thing? Is that you're depressed, you're not sleeping? Is it something related to that?
1:28:12🔗
Adam
Yeah, but not having erection in the middle of the night, not having one in the morning when you have to urinate.
1:28:18🔗
Drew
Maybe he actually got some other problem along the way here. Let me ask him. Have you been thirsty a lot?
1:28:30🔗
Drew
I'm just wondering if he's diabetic or something else happened in the meantime and he's sort of like primitive man. Well, this happened, therefore maybe you're just getting sick and you didn't notice it and you're equating it with the stabbing. Do you drink a lot?
1:29:02🔗
Caller
Yeah, I've tried it before and I've done it for at least like five, six minutes and nothing ever happened.
1:29:38🔗
Adam
Well, he's trying to get one. Yeah. No, erection is college. It's city folk talk for boner.
1:29:51🔗
Adam
But do you get a boner if you try to? I'm not even saying masturbate. That's a big word, too. If you try to-
1:30:31🔗
Adam
So still can go to the doctor. Drew, when Drew said, I want to know if he knows what erection means, I looked at him cross-eyed.
1:30:41🔗
Drew
How dare you? I think one of our callers cannot understand basic English language. Right.
1:30:46🔗
Adam
When he said he'd been playing with himself for five, six minutes, I thought he was just trying to nurse it.
1:30:53🔗
Adam
Well, but I also figured five, six minutes was a minute of him trying to get it going. So he's not having an orgasm. I think we have had people mistake or confuse the orgasm with the erection.
1:31:16🔗
Drew
Talk to the doctor about this lack of orgasmic function and then see if they can figure that out.
1:32:11🔗
Adam
$150 for a hand job? Yeah. I think you're getting played. I could give you, I get you the same hand job for $75. Same job, same hand job, same one.
1:32:22🔗
Drew
Anyway, this is sexual addiction, Chris. This is it. When you start using hookers compulsively and don't want to.
1:32:46🔗
Caller
And sometimes, you know, it's two to three times a week, depending on how much I work.
1:33:04🔗
Adam
Oh, nice. All right. Heavy equipment. Yeah. That's a good smelling job, too. Smelling that tar. All right. Chris. Yes. What should he do? You're getting compulsive about it. Yeah.
1:33:16🔗
Drew
You either stop and get a relationship and try to get out of this, or you may have to look into S-A-Sexaholic, Sexaholic, Sexaholic.
1:33:22🔗
Adam
Again, how about some exercise, some activities, get into something? I really do believe that a lot of this stuff would at least curtail if you were tired or invigorated. You came home from a...
1:33:36🔗
Drew
It's a little bit, though, of sort of diverting the attention from the real work that needs to be done, because that stuff will surface in some way later.
1:33:42🔗
Adam
Let's take a break. We'll be back. Well, that's the show, everybody. Melinda Clarke from the OC in Tomorrow Night. And until next time, this is Adam Crowell for Dr. Drew's saying, Mahalo.
1:34:37🔗
Adam
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