Wednesday, May 4, 2005

0:57🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline. With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Dear, dear, dear, dear friend, Be Real from Cypress Hill is here tonight.

1:35🔗 Cypress Hill Hello, guys.

1:36🔗 Adam Always good to see you, Be Real.

1:39🔗 Drew We had a little hiccup before the show started and Anderson yelled out, I got to go back and get the tone. I thought, you missed that tone at the top of the hour. What, the satellites spiral out of orbit, or the radio shows, nothing can proceed, everything backs up like a traffic jam if you don't get the tone.

1:55🔗 Adam I don't even know what the tone is.

1:56🔗 Cypress Hill Beep, beep.

1:57🔗 Adam Yeah, do it again, Drew.

1:59🔗 Drew I just got the tone.

2:00🔗 Adam Sample that, would it be real? We, it's weird, because I got on an airplane at like five in the morning or something and flew home. And again, my streak is alive, Drew, of flying first class LA to New York without sitting next to a model.

2:18🔗 Cypress Hill Oh, wow.

2:19🔗 Adam I'm now at 126 flights.

2:21🔗 Drew Well done.

2:21🔗 Cypress Hill That sounds like a world record.

2:23🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't even get, I don't even get chicks, I just sit next to dudes.

2:27🔗 Cypress Hill Business guys.

2:27🔗 Adam Exclusively now.

2:28🔗 Drew Big red, melon headed.

2:30🔗 Adam Yeah, and guys, big red guys with like big chin blossoms on their nose, you know, and it's like, what are you in? What line are you in? Decorative boxes. All righty.

2:45🔗 Cypress Hill Just be glad you ain't sitting next to the guy who hasn't showered in three days, you know.

2:50🔗 Drew Well, that's only at Southwest.

2:51🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah.

2:52🔗 Adam Oh, three days. Let's make it a week in three days.

2:55🔗 Cypress Hill Make it a week.

2:56🔗 Adam I was actually sitting next to an air marshal.

2:59🔗 Drew Oh, and he told you?

3:00🔗 Adam Well, we were getting a landing and it was bothering me because he was a guy who looked like an air marshal. He was like 24.

3:12🔗 Cypress Hill He wasn't so inconspicuous.

3:15🔗 Adam Well, I guess you don't want to shove him in the very back of the plane so when the cockpit is being overtaken, he's running, you know, in and out, you know, trying to get to the front of the plane.

3:25🔗 Drew I'm just saying, though, there's a limited number of seats.

3:27🔗 Adam But it's funny, first, Drew would rather have the plane flown into a building than sit next, than fly up.

3:34🔗 Drew Than give up a seat.

3:35🔗 Adam Right. Now, here's the thing. I was sitting next to the guy and the guy was like, he was, you know, he had that look like sort of military, you know, like he did a few years in the military and now he was a marshal or something, you know, it's sort of young buff guy with the crew cut and stuff, not the first class guy.

3:51🔗 Drew Right.

3:52🔗 Adam You know what I mean? Like, I could tell, like, what is this guy? Like, your best bet would have been athlete, maybe.

3:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

3:58🔗 Adam But he was a white guy and he was a little bit goofy.

4:00🔗 Drew Too young.

4:02🔗 Adam Yeah, just didn't seem right, you know? And it's sort of when he told me air marshal kind of snapped into focus, like, oh, that's what this guy's doing here in first class. Didn't seem like a businessman or a celebrity or any, you know, literally a millionaire like myself. He didn't seem that way. Yes.

4:18🔗 Cypress Hill He seemed out of place.

4:20🔗 Adam He seemed out of place. And I was suspicious. That's why when he fell asleep, I tackled him to the ground.

4:24🔗 Cypress Hill See, that says something, because if a guy like Adam, you know, who doesn't work in security or none of that stuff or, you know, can point out a guy like that, they're doing something and and loaded trunk off my ass. Well, that's even better.

4:39🔗 Adam Now, the point is, is if I can recognize the man, but I'm like, be real, I can smell the man.

4:44🔗 Cypress Hill You can smell the man coming.

4:45🔗 Drew You got instincts.

4:46🔗 Adam Yeah, you got Scythe.

4:47🔗 Cypress Hill It's all those years on the streets.

4:49🔗 Adam That's right. Yeah. Cypress Hill is going to be playing at the Vault in Long Beach tomorrow night, by the way, little Cinco de Mayo show. You do a Cinco. You're into the Cinco de Mayo thing, right?

5:00🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. I mean, usually we do the 420.

5:02🔗 Drew So they go from 420 to Cinco de Mayo.

5:04🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah.

5:05🔗 Drew That's their week.

5:06🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. We had to stay within these weeks right here, try to keep the continuity going with our annual show. But yeah, we missed the window on the 420. So we're making up for it on Cinco de Mayo show.

5:21🔗 Adam And you got the Latin heritage, right?

5:23🔗 Cypress Hill Right.

5:24🔗 Adam Both your parents?

5:25🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. My father's Mexican. My mother's Cuban.

5:29🔗 Adam See, he's got a little that exotic thing. That's the Cuban part.

5:32🔗 Cypress Hill And a real bad temper sometimes.

5:35🔗 Adam Oh, that's your mom with the Cuban?

5:37🔗 Cypress Hill Both of them.

5:38🔗 Adam Really?

5:38🔗 Cypress Hill But, you know, I'm highly sedated all the time.

5:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Smart. Cuban. I think I don't know what the hottest blooded. What's the hottest blooded chick thing? I think you could go Cuban.

5:50🔗 Cypress Hill Probably Cuban. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

5:51🔗 Adam Like a Cuban. Like what? What chick is most likely to hit you with something she's cooking with? You know what I mean? That's how you judge a chick. Like if you got hit with a fish, I think that'd be a Cuban.

6:04🔗 Cypress Hill A chick will throw glass at you, pick up her sandal and try to smack you.

6:08🔗 Adam Sandal? Sandal will be good. Yeah. Spatula. Anything in the kitchen.

6:11🔗 Cypress Hill She's going for it, man.

6:13🔗 Adam Yeah. Who does the least beating? What do you think?

6:17🔗 Drew Swedish.

6:17🔗 Adam Swedish? I was going to say the Jews, but it's a slow death. They take you down slow.

6:22🔗 Drew They're kind of beating.

6:23🔗 Adam It's different between getting your ass kicked and getting cancer.

6:25🔗 Drew It's in Norwegian.

6:26🔗 Adam Yeah. You'd be better off just getting your ass kicked one time than just having that slow cancer just crawl up your spine and eat your brain. You don't even know you're dead.

6:36🔗 Cypress Hill Slow torture.

6:36🔗 Adam Am I right, Drew?

6:37🔗 Drew You're right.

6:38🔗 Adam Yeah. So who's going to be there tomorrow night? Is it Cypress Hill? Is it these Cypress Hills that everyone?

6:44🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. It's a Cypress Hill show. Pretty much everybody's going to be there. We got these guys called the Filthy Immigrants opening for us and whatnot. So you know, it's going to be a pretty good time.

6:54🔗 Adam And what about after that? Tours?

6:57🔗 Cypress Hill After that, we're going to be putting out a Greatest Hits album sometime this year. And I'm currently working on a solo record to come out right after that Greatest Hits album.

7:07🔗 Adam What's going on with the Smokeout?

7:10🔗 Cypress Hill We're trying to put it together for October this year. We missed last year.

7:14🔗 Adam It's a Smokeout.

7:15🔗 Cypress Hill It's a rough time. But we're bringing it strong this year, yeah.

7:19🔗 Adam Where are you going to do it, you think?

7:21🔗 Cypress Hill We're still contemplating that. I mean, we might take it back out to San Bernardino, but nothing's for sure. I mean, I think there was talks about doing it in Irvine as well.

7:31🔗 Adam I, you know, to me, you got to figure out, it's like these people get that, they get married, like when they go, when you get married, they go, we're getting married middle August, and you go, where? Surface of the sun. And you're like, you got to factor, factor that, like this, the smokeout, which was in, like, I don't know, Whittier Narrows, and like the end of August, like Black Tops, 170 degrees, people high as a kite collapsing left and right. October is a better time for the smokeout.

7:57🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah.

7:58🔗 Adam Plus people got to get, they got to bring their stash in. And when you're just wearing shorts and no shirt and flip flops, you got a keister stuff. You need to be wearing one of those like hemp Mexican poncho things, surfer ponchos with the hood built in and the stupid drawstring strap that doesn't draw. It just it just ends up being like something you hang yourself off of.

8:18🔗 Cypress Hill Right.

8:19🔗 Adam You know what I'm talking about? Who invented that thing? It doesn't slide.

8:22🔗 Drew It doesn't do anything.

8:23🔗 Adam It just hangs there.

8:24🔗 Cypress Hill It's just there.

8:24🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't go for that. Yeah, but you got to do it in cool weather so people can get their stash in.

8:29🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, I believe that October is the preferred time.

8:33🔗 Adam It's a good smoking month.

8:34🔗 Cypress Hill It's a good smoking month.

8:35🔗 Adam That's what the marshal was telling me, Drew.

8:36🔗 He's right. Go ahead.

8:38🔗 Drew Hey, I'm trying to get audience still for Friday and Saturday, 213-833-6469. And people want to join me in the television audience. Friday afternoon or Saturday afternoon, we'd love to have some Loveline listeners join us. It's in Burbank, at 2, right back.

8:52🔗 Adam Let them call the number.

8:53🔗 Drew 213-833-6469.

8:56🔗 Adam All right. You know, I asked the air marshal when I flew to Mexico a couple months back.

9:01🔗 Drew Did Air Marshal, an international flight, they have that?

9:05🔗 Adam I know. No, I asked the air marshal was sitting next to me. I don't always sit next to an air marshal. I asked the air marshal when I was about, when I was flying to Mexico a couple months ago, that the cockpit door was just flapping in the wind. I mean, Mexico does not disappoint in any aspect of their culture. The plane is taken off and the cockpit door is not only not locked, it never was closed and it's flapping. It's just flinging open. It's flapping like a screen door in the wind. It's just smacking back and forth.

9:36🔗 Cypress Hill That's always great reassurance.

9:38🔗 Adam It's like the dinner bell for terrorists. Come and get it, boys. Come and get it. Like you could put a piece of duct tape on it would have stayed shut. But now it's just flapping like like if there was a terrorist on that flight who was actually just vacationing in Mexico, he would have been like, oh, well, what the hell? I got to do this. I was going to do it. I was going to go down to La Paz for a couple of days, do some, you know, yellowtail or running. But I got to blow the plane up. This door is flapping around. He's like, yeah, we're going to do. And I was like, well, well, what about it? I mean, what do you guys do with stuff like that? And he's like, yeah, we're pretty much in domestic. You know, we're pretty much in domestic carriers and stuff. And I'm like, yeah, but those guys are in our airspace. They could easily hook. The building doesn't care if it's Aero California or a United flight that's flying into it. It's the same plane with the same fuel on it, you know? And he's like, yeah, well, there's holes in the system.

10:30🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, I mean, I was just flying on United to Connecticut just a few days ago, and they got this little contraption that they made. It's almost like a gate, like right before you go to the cockpit and where they have...

10:44🔗 Adam Oh, really?

10:46🔗 Cypress Hill Where the attendants have all the trays and all that stuff, the coffee and whatnot. Well, when they're going to open up the door, at least on United that I saw was, they'll close that gate and nobody can pass that gate, and it's got like a lock on it. It's like a wire gate. It looks real flimsy, but they lock it. Funny thing is they got the women standing guard right there, not even the dudes on the plane.

11:09🔗 They're just standing there, just with their hands crossed.

11:13🔗 Adam It's better than the gay flight attendants.

11:16🔗 Cypress Hill So when they open the cockpit door, that gate is locked.

11:19🔗 Adam I never even saw it. I didn't even know that.

11:21🔗 Drew What they do, what they don't have is they take the carts and put them across.

11:24🔗 Adam Yeah. God, what a time we're living in. You know, back in the day, you'd be sitting in the cockpit smoking a cigarette and the captain would be drinking a highball, stewardess would be on his lap, you'd be blowing a butt and talking to him and he'd be like, yeah, you want to sit in the chair?

11:41🔗 Cypress Hill Go ahead.

11:42🔗 Adam That was like the 60s, right? They just let you do stuff.

11:45🔗 Cypress Hill Back in the days, the only time you got nervous was just because you were flying, period. There's so much to worry about.

11:51🔗 Adam I think, Drew, what'd I do? Somebody just dropped off.

11:55🔗 Drew Try it.

11:56🔗 Adam Are you ready to go?

11:57🔗 Drew Oh, you just did it again.

11:58🔗 Adam I just hit four, didn't I?

11:59🔗 Drew Oh my God.

12:00🔗 Adam What did I hit?

12:01🔗 Drew Chrissy.

12:02🔗 Hello.

12:02🔗 Adam Didn't I just hit four?

12:03🔗 Cypress Hill Too much green.

12:04🔗 Adam All right. Chrissy?

12:07🔗 Yes.

12:08🔗 Adam What's happening?

12:09🔗 Not much.

12:10🔗 I'm calling from Florida, so it's like pretty late here.

12:14🔗 Adam All right. What's going on, baby doll?

12:15🔗 Okay. I actually have two questions.

12:20🔗 Drew Go.

12:20🔗 The first one. My left breast, like it is not larger than the other, but like it hangs lower.

12:28🔗 Drew It's very common for there to be asymmetry, one side different direction, different size, different whatever.

12:34🔗 Adam Very, very common.

12:36🔗 So is there anything like I can do?

12:40🔗 Drew If it gets sort of problematic from a visual standpoint, you want to change it there. Yes, plastic surgeons frequently do that kind of thing.

12:46🔗 Okay.

12:48🔗 Adam I have that in the sack. I do.

12:51🔗 Drew Yeah, we're going to do a scrotoplasty on him.

12:53🔗 Adam Yeah, we're going to give a lift.

12:54🔗 Drew We thought we'd first iron it.

12:56🔗 You're going to give him a lift?

12:57🔗 Adam Yeah, well, right now I've corrected the problem by just getting one of my shoes has a three inch heel on it. I walk funny, but it evened out the sack. Three inch lift kit on my right shoe. It's awesome. It's tough when we play hoops, but it still looks good, you know? It's better that the sack be level than I walk right. That's what I'm saying. I'm starting to have back problems, by the way.

13:21🔗 Drew You're here.

13:22🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:22🔗 Drew All right. What's the other question?

13:24🔗 OK. I've been sexually active for.

13:28🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Remember, you used to see guys with the different size shoe heels all the time. They're always every time you went to a party for some kid or there's always you went to some new school or something or a Cub Scout meeting or something. There's always some one kid that had that weird shoe and it was really weird. Even if the one shoe was just like three-eighths of an inch thicker in the sole than the other, it was weird. It was also weird that they tried to do the same kind of shoe with a thicker one. I just want a different shoe, like a kicker. Kickers like a kicking shoe. It's less distracting. But the point is, what happened to those guys? What did we correct them, Drew?

14:04🔗 Drew I guess so.

14:05🔗 Adam I don't like that we corrected that. I kind of like that one thick heel.

14:08🔗 Drew We have subtler stuff now, I think.

14:10🔗 Adam Let's bring that back, would we?

14:12🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, that would be hot.

14:14🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, think about it. Your kids, Drew, are growing up and going to school where they don't have that one kid who's got the real thick sole on the show.

14:20🔗 Drew No heel, no leg braces.

14:22🔗 Cypress Hill That kid had a lot of character.

14:23🔗 Adam Yeah, that one. Yeah, gutsy, scrappy. Yeah, scrappy.

14:27🔗 Cypress Hill Or he was a character.

14:29🔗 Adam He'd get picked. He'd get picked playing dodgeball. He'd go pretty good, go pretty high. Drew, find that guy. I want to know, did they start? You know what they started doing? They started correcting it at birth, I bet.

14:40🔗 Drew That and orthotics took over and that kind of thing. Yeah. And surgeries to repair things at work.

14:45🔗 Adam There were always some kids with some orthopedic shoes, weird Fred McMurray, My Three Sons shoes in the middle of the 70s.

14:51🔗 Drew Now they just go in and just repair stuff.

14:52🔗 Adam They just fix it.

14:53🔗 Cypress Hill Now it's just a fashion statement for some guys.

14:56🔗 Adam Yeah. Drew, I want one of those shoes. Correct the man.

15:00🔗 Drew Four.

15:01🔗 Adam Four? All right. See, he wants to go up.

15:02🔗 Drew So, Chrissy, what's your other question? Quick, before we go back into the scrotoplasty.

15:07🔗 I have a problem. Like, I've been sexually active for a few years now, and I can never have an orgasm when I'm having sex or, like, oral. It's just when I'm, like, masturbating myself.

15:20🔗 Drew Well, it's probably going to be the case that you will be able to with oral at some point. And why don't you sort of teach the guy what it is he needs to do to help you along?

15:29🔗 Well, the thing is, like, it seems like I can only have one if, like, I'm really, like, tensed up down there. Like, I mean, I have to... I don't know. It's really weird. Like, that's... All right.

15:42🔗 Adam Well, hold on. Do you have a boyfriend?

15:45🔗 No. Not at the moment. No.

15:47🔗 Adam All right.

15:47🔗 Drew Listen.

15:48🔗 Adam Here's the deal. All bets are off.

15:50🔗 Drew Work it out.

15:50🔗 Adam You get a guy, fall in love, work it out.

15:52🔗 Drew Work it out.

15:52🔗 Adam Find a guy, work it out.

15:53🔗 Drew Work out the beats, as they say.

15:55🔗 Adam I hate to admit this, but I think I'm going to be real is going to go with me on this. It's better to have a chick that has no orgasm than that chick who will have one if you work hard enough orally. But I mean, you're good 35 minutes away from anything. And even then, it then it gets down to a coin toss at the end. You know what I mean? You know that one where you're working in and you're work? Better just to give up at the beginning.

16:22🔗 Am I right?

16:23🔗 Adam Let's be honest. Drew, you know I'm right.

16:25🔗 Cypress Hill You could be in for a short night that way, though.

16:27🔗 Adam But it is, it's like there are those chicks out there that it's like if you get down there and really go to town for about an hour, I might give you something at the end.

16:39🔗 Yeah.

16:39🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

16:40🔗 Yeah.

16:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Better the ones who just announce it. Hey, look, it ain't happening. Let's just get going. Right? It is better as a guy. To me, it's like, if we don't, if you can't get it in under 15, by the way, you can't have one. That's not having one.

16:55🔗 Cypress Hill He goes by the rule that if it didn't happen, I never knew.

16:58🔗 Drew He plays by his own rules.

17:00🔗 Adam Yeah, I play by my own rules. No, but it's like, there's a time limit to an SAT test or something, you know? I have a certain amount of time to do it.

17:07🔗 Drew I knew you used those egg timers for something other than that.

17:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:12🔗 Drew There we go.

17:13🔗 Adam Where are we? You want to talk to Dave?

17:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:14🔗 Adam He vomits when he gets angry. What's up?

17:20🔗 Yeah. When I get really angry, like it happened today, my friends think I have an eating disorder. Like I make myself throw up. I haven't told them why. But when I get really, really like violently angry, I have to make myself throw up. Voluntarily throw up.

17:40🔗 Drew What do you mean you have to make yourself? What happens if you don't?

17:44🔗 I can't stop being, you know, and at least to something. Usually I go home and I do some stuff at home to make it go away if I can't throw up.

17:54🔗 Drew Like what?

17:55🔗 Well, I used to cut. I don't do that anymore.

17:58🔗 Adam Cut? Cut. Yeah.

18:00🔗 Drew That's what this sounds like, that kind of thing.

18:01🔗 Adam Oh really?

18:02🔗 Drew Yeah.

18:02🔗 Adam It's a cutter move, huh?

18:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

18:04🔗 Adam Hmm.

18:05🔗 Drew All right, so what's your question?

18:07🔗 I was wondering like, is there any way to keep that from happening, you know, make the anger go away without resorting to the self-destruction? Because I tried to get over that a couple of years ago, and I did, and it just came back recently.

18:21🔗 Adam All right, isn't the throwing up a form of self-destruction, if you think about it?

18:26🔗 Drew Yeah, sure. It's a sort of a bulimic thing.

18:28🔗 Adam How often, how many times a month does this happen?

18:33🔗 Probably about seven or eight times a month. I usually lose control of my anger often.

18:39🔗 Cypress Hill What were you doing when it was gone for a while?

18:46🔗 Well, recently, I slept with this chick I care about a lot, but she lied to me to get me to do it. I sleep with her, and then I...

18:55🔗 Adam I know. One time, this bitch deceived me into letting her blow me.

19:00🔗 Drew Oh, how dare you.

19:01🔗 Adam I know.

19:01🔗 I've had that problem.

19:02🔗 Adam It's horrible. I felt dirty.

19:03🔗 Drew You violated.

19:04🔗 Adam I felt ashamed. I felt it. I took one of those long rape baths after where I cried.

19:08🔗 Cypress Hill It felt like I was taken for granted.

19:12🔗 Adam I do. I feel chewed up and spat out, Drew.

19:15🔗 Drew This is what Dave is describing.

19:16🔗 Adam Really do.

19:17🔗 Drew These are not minor things he's talking about.

19:19🔗 Adam Then I went into a shame spiral where I let other girls perform more along me.

19:23🔗 Drew That's rough, dude.

19:23🔗 Adam That's when I lost my dignity.

19:24🔗 Drew Yeah. Dave, this is part of a bigger thing, right? You need to get some help here.

19:32🔗 Adam Something's up, Dave. This is a big deal.

19:35🔗 Like how big?

19:37🔗 Drew Well, there may be some medication. Yeah, maybe some medication to help you. I'm sure you've been on medicine in the past, right?

19:42🔗 I tried with Selexia, but it didn't work.

19:45🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, you need to see a psychiatrist and try not just one medicine, but something that really helps contain that aggression and the agitation and possibly even decreases your impulse to vomit.

19:57🔗 Adam What line of work in?

20:00🔗 Caller I drive a truck for a living.

20:01🔗 Adam Perfect.

20:02🔗 Caller Just get me into college.

20:04🔗 Adam Okay. Well, here's the thing, Dave. You seem like a guy who's living with something you don't have to live with.

20:11🔗 Drew Right. Cutting is not a minor symptom. It means there's major psychological, psychiatric problems.

20:17🔗 Adam Also, for guys, does it mean more? I mean, when a guy does-

20:22🔗 Drew Yeah. Oh, yeah.

20:23🔗 Adam Well, we talk to women who cut all the time. We talk to women who vomit all the time. But when a guy does it, does it mean more? It's a bigger deal.

20:32🔗 Drew It's probably rarer, and so you'd assume it means more.

20:35🔗 Caller It's a bigger deal.

20:36🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't want to crack you, Drew, but it's more rarer.

20:39🔗 Caller It's more rarer.

20:40🔗 Adam More rarer. More rarer.

20:43🔗 Caller Okay.

20:45🔗 Drew All right.

20:46🔗 Adam Okay. All right.

20:47🔗 Drew Take a break. All right.

20:49🔗 Adam Let me just check out and see what Linda's wanting to know. Linda?

20:53🔗 Yeah.

20:54🔗 Adam You're 21? You have a disorder where you eat dirt.

20:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:00🔗 Adam All right.

21:01🔗 Drew Can we get into it?

21:02🔗 Adam I can just dispatch it pretty quick. Drew knows what this is.

21:05🔗 Drew Do you eat ashes too out of the ash tray?

21:07🔗 Caller No, just dirt.

21:08🔗 Drew Do you have any impulse to chew ice?

21:11🔗 Adam Crushed ice.

21:12🔗 Drew Yeah. Are you iron deficient?

21:15🔗 Caller No idea.

21:16🔗 Drew Okay. Well, that's what this is. Usually it's iron. Severe iron deficiency.

21:20🔗 Adam Really? Eating disorder?

21:21🔗 Drew No. It's a pica. Never-ending pica.

21:24🔗 Adam Well, why is she iron deficient?

21:26🔗 Drew Bleeding? Period.

21:28🔗 Cypress Hill What has the dirt got to do with it?

21:30🔗 Drew No one knows why. Maybe it's some adaptation that maybe there was something at one time that they get something out of the dirt.

21:36🔗 Adam They see dirt until I got burned by a piece of can't-doke and then I said, yeah, that's enough.

21:41🔗 Drew How long have you been doing this?

21:42🔗 Adam Ooh, a tootsie roll. I thought someone buried a tootsie roll and then it's like, no way. I finished it anyway but I was like, never again.

21:49🔗 Drew Linda, how long have you been doing this?

21:51🔗 Caller I know I did it when I was little but I've been doing it for like the past, I'd say, six, eight months.

21:57🔗 Drew Yeah, most commonly it's a severe iron deficiency. Yeah. Check that out, okay? I think there are other things associated with it but it needs to be treated.

22:05🔗 Adam Drew, I think I'm booger deficient. I want to turn, I mean, not on the air but off the air. I like to talk about a booger deficiency because I just prefer to keep it off the air.

22:16🔗 Drew Just because it just seems.

22:17🔗 Cypress Hill It's very personal.

22:18🔗 Adam I'm just doing the math. I'm not a doctor but I think I may be low on booger count or boogers. Or my blood booger sugar is bad or something. I know. I just. Your blood booger sugar? I just, I get this urge. It's only when I'm driving. I've said too much. I would like to talk to you off the air if that's possible. Yeah. Okay?

22:40🔗 Drew You've always said you had a problem. I just want to talk.

22:42🔗 Adam I want to talk off the air. I don't want too much to get out. It's humiliating.

22:46🔗 Drew Is this thing on? Okay, yeah.

22:48🔗 Adam I don't believe I've said enough for people to catch on just yet but I just want to talk. Make a note.

22:53🔗 Talk off the air.

22:54🔗 Adam Be Real is here tonight from Cypress Hill. They're going to be at the Vault in Long Beach, right?

23:00🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah.

23:01🔗 Adam Tomorrow night.

23:02🔗 Cypress Hill Tomorrow night.

23:02🔗 Adam Is that Cinco de Mayo?

23:03🔗 Cypress Hill That's Cinco de Mayo.

23:05🔗 Adam We'll take ourselves a... Do they have Cinco de Mayo in Cuba? No, no. All right. Well, listen, why not?

23:11🔗 Cypress Hill It's a Mexican holiday.

23:13🔗 Adam I know but you know, it's like they got the same music. They like the same food basically.

23:17🔗 Drew They do not have ranchero music.

23:18🔗 Adam They don't have ranchero in Cuba?

23:20🔗 Cypress Hill No, it's slightly different.

23:22🔗 Drew B-Real's got to play Ranchero Countdown.

23:23🔗 Adam Oh yeah. Tonight, B-Real will play Ace's Mexican Ranchero Accordion Countdown with us. This is going to be awesome, B-Real. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

23:38🔗 Drew We'll be right back.

23:39🔗 Adam Please hold.

24:01🔗 Drew So I looked up Pica's Pica Syndrome during the break, and it's an addition to iron deficiency and zinc deficiency, schizophrenia, obsessive compulsive disorder, and autism. So it's Loveline, 1100-LOVE-191.

24:13🔗 Adam It's just when I'm in traffic, it's like, you know, what am I gonna do? Listen to the radio?

24:19🔗 Drew It's ins...

24:21🔗 Adam Drew turned his mic around.

24:22🔗 Drew An insatiable appetite for non-nutritional substances.

24:25🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

24:26🔗 Drew So when your blood booger sugar goes down.

24:28🔗 Adam Yeah, I got a little booger sugar count.

24:30🔗 Cypress Hill Let me just get a serving of ashes, man.

24:33🔗 Adam I'm trapped. Yeah, I'll bet you, I'll bet you B-Real's eaten like a metric ton of ash over the last 20 years. Cause you know, when you pop the bong load, it's just everything, boom, it all goes up there. You know what I mean? When you smoke weed, it's like how you eat, like a shark eats. You don't peel it away from the bone and separate the scales and the skin. It's just, you get everything.

24:54🔗 Cypress Hill You go after everything.

24:56🔗 Adam You get everything. B-Real used one of those, B-Real, Serenade from Cypress Hill. Use one of those vaporizer things.

25:03🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, actually, I use the vaporator. It's the metal box, not the volcano or the other one. It's a really good box to use. It's supposedly the healthiest one to use out of all of them.

25:16🔗 Adam Because you don't get the smoke, and if you make your living singing or using your voice in one way or the other, you want it that way, right?

25:27🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. When you smoke, it's not harsh at all through that device. It's really smooth, and so it definitely is easier on your throat and your vocal cords and whatnot.

25:38🔗 Adam There you go, Drew.

25:39🔗 Cypress Hill And it tastes better.

25:41🔗 Adam Oh, really?

25:41🔗 Cypress Hill Oh, yeah. I mean, the taste is like 100 percent better.

25:45🔗 Adam Weed tastes better?

25:46🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah.

25:46🔗 Adam Really?

25:47🔗 Cypress Hill Really.

25:48🔗 Adam Huh.

25:48🔗 Cypress Hill Really. No joke.

25:49🔗 Adam Maybe. I don't know. This is stupid. Well, see, here's... Yeah, go ahead.

25:54🔗 Cypress Hill Here's the thing is that it's not it's not burning the herb at all. Like, there's no flame to it. It's all it's like, you know, it's heating it up. It's heating the THC. So you're smoking the straight THC.

26:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

26:05🔗 Cypress Hill And none of the carcinogens, none of the the...

26:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

26:09🔗 Cypress Hill You know, the extras.

26:11🔗 Adam You ever seen one of those, Drew?

26:12🔗 Drew No, I haven't.

26:13🔗 Adam It's like Superman was looking at it with his eyes, you know, real hard, just shot a laser beam on it. But it doesn't, you know, doesn't... It's not flames. You just, you get all the weedy goodness without the smoke. And then also, if somebody comes into the room, can they tell you're smoking?

26:30🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. I mean, the smoke is, it does smell a little different than if you're smoking a Doobie or something like that. But yeah, you definitely know.

26:39🔗 Adam Hmm. I wonder if they're going to make like mobile portable ones for like airplane bathrooms and stuff like that.

26:45🔗 Cypress Hill They make adapters for the car.

26:46🔗 Adam Oh, really? Finally.

26:47🔗 Caller Maybe I shouldn't be saying that. But they do, yeah.

26:50🔗 Adam For years, be real to drive around the 700-foot extension corridor. That's just to go to the corner store.

26:56🔗 Cypress Hill If you want to hit, you can stand on the corner. I'll throw the hose out to you.

27:02🔗 Adam I've just got one for the air.

27:03🔗 Cypress Hill No, the vaporator is the best one, I think. They got a lot of different ones. They got the volcano, the vaporizer, and a couple of the ones with the vaporator. That's a good one.

27:13🔗 Adam An endorsement deal would not be out of the question. By the way, you must have some sort of... If I look through High Times, would I find your picture standing next to something?

27:21🔗 Caller You sure would.

27:22🔗 Adam The vaporator? The vaporator. There you go. All right, Drew. Drew, pull that High Times issue out of your car and let me see if I can see, look up for you real. Let's see your backpack, your hand pack.

27:33🔗 Caller Brad?

27:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:36🔗 Adam What's up, buddy?

27:38🔗 Caller I have a problem.

27:40🔗 I'm addicted to masturbating and I want to know how to stop.

27:43🔗 Cypress Hill Oh, find yourself a girlfriend.

27:45🔗 Mm-hmm.

27:46🔗 Adam You got one. What are you good for a day?

27:50🔗 Cypress Hill Like on a good day, like maybe eight.

27:52🔗 On like an average day, four.

27:55🔗 Adam Mm-hmm. And that's with the girlfriend.

27:58🔗 Yeah.

28:00🔗 Adam How often do you see her?

28:02🔗 Caller Usually every day.

28:04🔗 Drew Are you getting into weird stuff where you're starting to have consequences or spend money or meeting prostitutes or people offline or anything where you're going to get yourself in trouble?

28:12🔗 Caller None.

28:15🔗 Drew Speaking of getting in trouble.

28:16🔗 Adam With the S-bomb. Sounds like a genius young man.

28:18🔗 Caller Well, how about, how about is this sore man eight times a day?

28:23🔗 Adam Well, that's a big day. Well, that's what I love about our callers is you go like, what's an average fill in the blank? And they go, one time I did it 26 times. And it's like, all right, but that's not the average. Eight is a big day. Four is an average day.

28:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:42🔗 Adam He's got himself a girlfriend now.

28:44🔗 Drew Well, here's the deal. It is, if he has a history of sexual trauma or addiction or both, and he feels uncontrolled with this, he's starting to have an effect in his life, affect his productivity, or he's getting into stuff where he could get hurt his relationship, hurt himself physically, or get into legal trouble. That's a problem. And there are treatments available. Certainly, SA is a place to start out. Most of the treatments are 12-step oriented. And what I find people that have these problems is they feel very relieved when they go to a meeting because there's a lot of people with exactly what you got, and it's okay to talk about it and try to process it.

29:15🔗 Adam All right. Let's play. Essay means something different to be real than essay. See what I'm saying? No essay?

29:23🔗 Drew Essay.

29:23🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

29:24🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

29:24🔗 Adam So that's just where you-

29:25🔗 Caller Know what I mean? Essay?

29:27🔗 Adam Yeah, that's where you hit the syllables.

29:29🔗 Caller All right.

29:29🔗 Adam Hey, Michelle.

29:31🔗 Caller Yes.

29:32🔗 Adam I want to play a little Aces, Ranchero, Mexican, Accordion, Countdown. Oh, boy. Be real.

29:36🔗 Caller All righty then.

29:38🔗 Adam Now, here's how the game goes. Okay. By the way, Cypress Hill is going to be at the vault in Long Beach tomorrow night, everyone, for a little Cinco de Mayo. And that's what reminded us to play Aces, Mexican, Ranchero, Accordion, Countdown. All Ranchero music has accordion in it. The question is, is when and how fast? Until we hear it. It's usually about three seconds. But here's the thing, we take a random Ranchero song that we've not heard before, we cue it up to a random point in the song. It's not the beginning of the song. And when engineer Michelle hits the play button, how long before we hear the accordion? Drew, you go first. Instant. Instant. You're saying it's playing.

30:20🔗 Drew It's playing, we're gonna accordion immediately.

30:22🔗 Adam Alright, B, what do you think?

30:23🔗 Cypress Hill I say about three to four seconds.

30:26🔗 Adam Well, now it's three or four, cause that's three seconds.

30:29🔗 Drew That's an eternity in Ranchero.

30:30🔗 Adam Yeah, between three and four seconds, it's a lifetime. And the life of a Ranchero accordion player, hell yeah. And I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go crazy, I'm gonna go six seconds, I've never done that. So we got three, six, and immediate for Drew.

30:48🔗 Cypress Hill See, the reason I say three is because there's always like a deep baseline that starts it.

30:52🔗 Drew Yeah, but it's a random spot.

30:54🔗 Adam But it's a random spot.

30:56🔗 Cypress Hill Okay, I'll stick with the three.

30:57🔗 Drew Stick with three.

30:58🔗 Adam Wow, all right. You ready, Michelle? Let me count you down.

31:02🔗 Drew No?

31:02🔗 Adam Now let's go, let's go at the top here. Yeah, three, two, one, go.

31:13🔗 Cypress Hill There's so much for random spots.

31:19🔗 Adam Now turn it up a little, and I'll do... I've been building my house for two years. I've been working on a house for two years. So, I'll give you... I give you every single morning at 8.45, as I come down in my slippers in a bathrobe.

31:34🔗 Rahalia! Rahalia!

31:37🔗 Caller Rahalia!

31:39🔗 Adam You're using broken metal laughs instead of K-laugh! You're not using...

31:44🔗 Caller You gotta put a scrap...

31:53🔗 Adam That's every, every single morning.

31:55🔗 Cypress Hill Every morning.

31:56🔗 Adam Every morning. It's nothing. If you're hungover or you're in a bad mood or you're in a rough night and you wake up and that stuff's blaring. Like there should be, there should just be a law. Like, you know, there's a law that, look, we don't serve booze between these hours, you know. There should be a ranchero music law. Like, I'm sorry, between 2 a.m. and 10 a.m. in the morning, there's no ranchero. You can't listen. You're a ranchero music at 6 45. You want to just fall on a backhoe. You just want to, you just want to hold a pickaxe up your chest and just fall on something, put yourself out of your misery. There really should be a law. Really, what about a ranchero ordinance?

32:35🔗 Drew There you go.

32:36🔗 Adam Because it is, you know, let me tell you, on Friday at, you know, 430 in the afternoon, after a couple of brews, it's not bad.

32:43🔗 Drew Compare that to the cops coming to your house at 9 o'clock on New Year's Eve because you're playing the stereo them out.

32:50🔗 Cypress Hill What, perhaps, were you playing?

32:52🔗 Adam I was playing a little Cypress Hill.

32:53🔗 Caller Yeah, this was fun.

32:55🔗 Adam This is how my people ring in the New Year.

32:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

32:59🔗 Adam That's our Cinco de Mayo. Let's try one more song. I can't believe that was immediate, Drew.

33:05🔗 Drew It was awesome.

33:06🔗 Adam Yeah. You're good, Drew.

33:07🔗 Cypress Hill That was good.

33:07🔗 Adam Yeah. Maybe too good. All right. Now, what do you want to go for? You want to go for a cantor?

33:12🔗 Drew Four seconds.

33:13🔗 Adam Four seconds? Wow.

33:15🔗 Drew Mixing it up.

33:15🔗 Adam True. Chameleon. Ranchero Chameleon. There's no reason I can't stick with three other than it's boring.

33:25🔗 Cypress Hill All right. We're going to the beginning here? No, no, no.

33:27🔗 Adam Random spot.

33:28🔗 Cypress Hill Oh, random spot.

33:29🔗 Adam It's been hitting that vaporizer a little too much. Random spot for the fifth time.

33:33🔗 Cypress Hill I'll say one second.

33:35🔗 Adam One second. Wave us in the ranchero. Um, I'm going to, three, one and three. I'm just going to go in between. I'm going to go three seconds. Perfect.

33:45🔗 Caller All right.

33:46🔗 Adam Now, you ready?

33:47🔗 Caller Yep.

33:48🔗 Adam In four, three, two, one, go. Oh, yeah.

34:00🔗 Caller Two and a half.

34:01🔗 Adam Two and a half? I think I got to take that one, right? He had one. I had three. That was, I was about three tenths of a second off. Yeah, I'm a little tired.

34:11🔗 Cypress Hill If that would have came on my first guess, I would have been okay.

34:14🔗 Adam You would have been, you would have nailed it.

34:15🔗 Cypress Hill I would have nailed that, man.

34:20🔗 Caller All right.

34:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Want to know why there's no space program in that part of the country? Yeah. Or world, I should say. We got an, oh, paintball question for B-Real.

34:30🔗 Cypress Hill Uh-oh.

34:32🔗 Adam B-Real, you still playing a lot of paintball?

34:34🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, every week.

34:35🔗 Drew Every week.

34:36🔗 Adam Trevor.

34:37🔗 Hey, how you doing, guys?

34:38🔗 Adam What's happening?

34:39🔗 Hey, what's up? Hey, I just want to ask you, B-Real, how are you guys doing in, are you guys still playing Super 7 Division 2?

34:45🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, we're playing in Division 2, still doing the Super 7. We're actually going to a tournament in Tampa next week.

34:52🔗 Drew What's the Super 7?

34:54🔗 Cypress Hill It's basically a league where it's a seven on seven. I mean, you have more-

34:58🔗 Drew Just run around with those blow up divider things?

35:00🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, you have the bunkers, which are the blow up-

35:03🔗 Drew Yeah.

35:03🔗 Adam Oh, what are those? What are the bunkers?

35:06🔗 Cypress Hill Well, they're like a huge- Yeah, they're positioned to-

35:11🔗 Drew Barriers, sort of.

35:11🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, yeah. They're like-

35:12🔗 Adam Do you move them around?

35:13🔗 Cypress Hill No, no, no.

35:14🔗 Drew They're huge.

35:15🔗 Cypress Hill They're staked into the ground, basically.

35:17🔗 Adam And they're inflatable.

35:17🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, and they're inflatable. You have a field like, let's say, the field's like a hundred yards.

35:22🔗 Drew Take a football field.

35:23🔗 Cypress Hill Like a football field. You split it in half and you have all the bunkers mirrored. You know what I mean? You have a flag on one end, a flag on the other end. Right. And you just try to go and get the best angles and shoot out the other team. Go get their flag.

35:35🔗 Drew Yeah, these guys have these guns that shoot around a second.

35:39🔗 Adam Yeah, what do you got? What kind of gun? And by the way, how cool is that? That there's now paintball place on every corner. When you were a kid, if someone would have handed you one of those things, if you were 13 and someone had your head would have exploded. Am I right? What do you got? What kind of piece you got?

35:56🔗 Cypress Hill The pieces our team shoots are called the Smart Part Shockers.

36:01🔗 Caller They're an endorsement gig and a paintball weekly.

36:03🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, pretty much. And they're really good guns. They're light. They shoot a lot of rounds.

36:09🔗 Adam What's that hopper hold that you carry?

36:11🔗 Cypress Hill About 200 paintballs.

36:13🔗 Adam And you carry other paintballs with you?

36:14🔗 Drew Oh, they have the full...

36:16🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, you have like a pack on the back. And some people carry like maybe four pods of paint. Well, it depends on what position you play. If you play a back position, you usually take like maybe eight to 12 pods with you. If you're in the middle, you take five. And if you're in the front, you take three.

36:32🔗 Adam So if you're the rabbit, you got to be more mobile.

36:34🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, exactly. I'm in the back. So I carry the full pack.

36:38🔗 Adam In the rear with the gear.

36:39🔗 Cypress Hill In the rear with the gear.

36:40🔗 Adam So so so now. OK, so what kind of you never gone? I have gone.

36:45🔗 Cypress Hill I take you guys.

36:46🔗 Adam Yeah, a couple of enjoy. I've gone a couple of times. Here's the problem with paintball. You get your ass kicked because the adrenaline is flowing. And you end up diving and doing crap you would never do. You just dive into a dried stream bed and amongst a bunch of rocks and then your adrenaline is so pumped up. And then you get home, you get in the shower, and you realize you got bruises and cuts all over. You don't even know how it got there.

37:07🔗 Cypress Hill Well, see, that's the scenario part of the game. There's two different styles of paintball that you play. Like the one you're talking about is when you go to like, let's say there's a field in your plant in the woods, right? Or there's a there's a there's a scenario that that is, let's say, a root.

37:23🔗 Adam Yeah, like, oh, you do like an urban setting.

37:26🔗 Cypress Hill There's that aspect of paintball. And then there's the sport, which is the one that we play, which is, you know, the 100 yard field.

37:33🔗 Adam Yeah, so you do it. You do it. It's like a sport. It's not this is supposed to be like an urban assault thing, or this is supposed to be Vietnam or something. It's done like arena football.

37:44🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, exactly. And that's what the MPPL is. There's like a few different leagues, but that's like the main league that everybody wants to compete in because...

37:51🔗 Drew And when those guys are playing, all you hear is the balls hitting the blow up thing. So he goes, it's all you hear.

37:57🔗 Adam Oh, really?

37:58🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, you can hear the guns popping off.

38:00🔗 Adam Squeezing them off. Yeah, and what do they... Now, they must have to check the pressure and regulate that on the CO2 or whatever you guys are using for propellant.

38:10🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, they check the rate of fire, like how many balls your gun can shoot out, because there's a regulation on it. I think it's... I can't remember, because, you know...

38:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:21🔗 Cypress Hill I don't read the rule books all the time.

38:23🔗 Adam No.

38:23🔗 Cypress Hill But there's a certain regulation of how your gun can spit out at a certain point, or how many seconds at a certain rate. Then there's also how much pressure your gun shoots that ball out, and we have to keep it at, like, 300 PSI.

38:40🔗 Adam 300.

38:41🔗 Cypress Hill That's a ton. In a tournament, like, when you're just playing in scenario, you turn it down, because, you know.

38:46🔗 Adam If it's 300, if it 300, and you just hold your gun level, how long, you know, what can you hit? I mean, how far are you good for?

38:54🔗 Cypress Hill If the ball can shoot across the field from one end to the other, I mean, it's not going to hit as hard. It could even bounce. Right.

39:02🔗 Adam But if you held your gun level, it would make it?

39:06🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, I mean.

39:06🔗 Adam It would tilt it up a little bit.

39:07🔗 Cypress Hill It would drop a little bit, you know, towards the end, but, you know.

39:11🔗 Adam Man, I thought 300, I thought the paintball would explode when you fired it in 300.

39:15🔗 Cypress Hill No, because they have these things called eyes in the gun.

39:18🔗 Adam They got new paintballs.

39:21🔗 Cypress Hill Like when the ball gets loaded into the chamber from the hopper, which carries all the balls, there's a detector there so that the gun shoots only when the ball is there. Because what happens is a lot of the lower grade guns that don't have the eyes, because when you shoot them fast, you know, there's nothing to detect another ball there or not. So it starts, you know, shooting, you know, shooting faster than it should. And that's when the ball explodes in the gun.

39:49🔗 Adam You know, you know what the paint gun was originally made for, Drew?

39:52🔗 Drew I'm thinking what?

39:53🔗 Adam Marking cows.

39:55🔗 Drew Oh, interesting.

39:56🔗 Adam Yeah.

39:56🔗 Drew Yeah, makes sense.

39:57🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I heard, at least.

39:58🔗 Drew All right, here we go.

39:59🔗 Adam I don't agree.

40:00🔗 Drew Taking a break.

40:00🔗 Adam I don't agree in shooting fat chicks with a paintball, but I don't know why there was a market for it.

40:06🔗 Caller I'm going to go there with you right now.

40:07🔗 Adam Yeah, we're going to be real. It's done plenty of that, believe me, out there with the vaporizer shooting fat chicks on a Saturday. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

40:17🔗 Cypress Hill Hello, is this your radio?

40:20🔗 Radio, Loveline will be right back.

40:39🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew B-Real in studio tonight from Cypress Hill. Drew pointed something out to me. We're in the kitchen of the radio station here.

40:54🔗 Drew And I said, Adam, what is your birthday gift?

40:56🔗 Adam And I said, it's May 27th, because I always put these postings up. May birthday.

41:01🔗 Cypress Hill It's May birthday.

41:02🔗 Adam Yeah. Let's see.

41:03🔗 Drew Stranger Adam's not in there.

41:05🔗 Adam Be real. Go to May 27th there and just see if you can pronounce my name. See if you can pronounce that.

41:12🔗 Cypress Hill Myung Ju Yoon.

41:16🔗 Adam Who obviously is having a good run here at the station because she was there last year.

41:20🔗 Drew Last year. We brought this up last year.

41:21🔗 Adam And I said, hey, why isn't my name? Look, I'm not saying throw Myung Joon Yoon off the list, but put my name after hers or his or theirs.

41:32🔗 Cypress Hill Actually, or slash Adam Corolla.

41:34🔗 Adam Yeah, this could be three or four people. Really true. We don't know for sure. Do you know Myung Joon Yoon? No, she does overnight here. They said go with Teresa St. Claire, but she stuck with Myung Joon Yoon.

41:51🔗 Drew And Adam actually went to task on this last year.

41:53🔗 Adam I said, no, I'm not a weirdo about that stuff, but I was laughing that there was like a 70 syllable name that I've never heard of. And like I said, put my birthday in, put my name in there too. It was explained to me that I'm not an employee of the station or something. I can't explain what it was, but here they are.

42:13🔗 Cypress Hill The employee to make the list.

42:15🔗 Drew Oh, that's not unfair.

42:16🔗 Caller You should come to the birthday lunch tomorrow anyway then. It's not right.

42:19🔗 Adam Oh really?

42:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:20🔗 Adam There's a birthday lunch tomorrow?

42:21🔗 There's a Cinco de Mayo birthday lunch, free food.

42:23🔗 Drew For all the May birthdays?

42:25🔗 Yeah, for the birthdays.

42:27🔗 Adam So you think Myung's gonna be there? I'm guessing she's in a county.

42:31🔗 Drew We need to meet her.

42:32🔗 Adam I need to meet her.

42:32🔗 Drew We bring her up every year.

42:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

42:35🔗 Drew Myung Joo Yoon.

42:37🔗 Yeah.

42:38🔗 Adam Wow. She had a pretty good run here. That's a hot name.

42:41🔗 Drew We gotta hear a song. It's almost top of the air. We gotta hear a song.

42:43🔗 Adam No, you know, we should, we don't have enough time. We're gonna, we're gonna hear a Cypress Hill song. We'll take, we'll take some calls. We'll take a call.

42:49🔗 Caller All right, quick.

42:50🔗 Adam Two calls. Two calls.

42:52🔗 Caller Go, go.

42:52🔗 Adam And then we'll hear.

42:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:53🔗 Adam Drew, I don't work well when I'm I know, I noticed that. I'm being pushed into a corner.

42:58🔗 Caller Nikki?

42:59🔗 Yeah.

43:00🔗 Adam You're 18?

43:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:02🔗 Adam What's up?

43:03🔗 Okay, well, me and my boyfriend have been together for about nine months. And when we have sex, I don't have orgasms. And I've had them before with other men.

43:16🔗 Drew During intercourse. You've had them during intercourse.

43:19🔗 Yeah.

43:19🔗 Drew And what's the difference here?

43:21🔗 I don't know.

43:22🔗 Drew See, I actually find this this this syndrome, this little this scenario here is actually fascinating.

43:27🔗 Adam It is not if you're the guy who's on the losing end.

43:29🔗 Drew That's right. It's not a good time for him. But think about, let's switch the tables. A guy calling saying, I can't have an orgasm with this girl. And you say to the guy, well, why? Well, he's going to give you like an analysis. He's going to tell you precisely what he needs.

43:43🔗 Adam Dimpled ass.

43:43🔗 Drew Yeah. And she's like, her thing is like, I don't know. It's like, and that can't be right. There's got to be something here we can put our finger on or not.

43:53🔗 Well, he smokes a lot of cigarettes and quite a bit of pot. And I'm thinking maybe that could be part of the reason.

44:01🔗 Drew What is your experience that's lacking?

44:03🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

44:03🔗 Drew No, girls, women do this.

44:05🔗 Cypress Hill They go, I know, but it's because they're still finding little things for you, for you to be unattractive to them.

44:10🔗 Adam And then it's like talking to natives, though. No, but she was not saying she was saying like it was he was having a problem because he smoked a lot of pot.

44:18🔗 Drew Well, she hasn't said what the problem is yet, though, because she hasn't told us what it is, the experience she's getting that isn't adequate.

44:23🔗 Adam What do you think the cigarettes in the pots, does that turn you off or does that hurt his performance?

44:28🔗 I think it might hurt his performance like involving his staff.

44:32🔗 Drew So the problem is he doesn't go long enough.

44:34🔗 Cypress Hill Send him to the gym.

44:36🔗 Drew How long do you need somebody to go?

44:38🔗 Well, normally it'll take me about an hour to an hour and a half.

44:42🔗 Drew Oh, you're not going to find many of those guys.

44:44🔗 I hope my last boyfriend could.

44:46🔗 Drew We understand that, but...

44:47🔗 Adam Make sure you make that abundantly clear to this guy over and over again.

44:51🔗 Cypress Hill But was he doing anything, something different than your new boyfriend was?

44:56🔗 No.

44:57🔗 Cypress Hill No.

44:57🔗 Not at all.

44:58🔗 Adam Hey, Nikki, Nikki, something's wrong with you. What's happened to you? Where's your dad? You're angry.

45:03🔗 My dad? I don't... My dad's in Alabama.

45:06🔗 Drew Nice. On the way to Florida.

45:08🔗 Adam And you're angry at men, boy.

45:10🔗 I'm not angry. Yeah, you are.

45:12🔗 Drew You're meant to be aware of... I can hear it in your voice.

45:14🔗 Adam What do you do for a living?

45:16🔗 Right now, I go to school and I work at a store called REI.

45:21🔗 Drew REI, the mountaineering store?

45:23🔗 Yeah.

45:24🔗 Junior college?

45:26🔗 Not quite. I'm graduating next month.

45:28🔗 Drew High school.

45:29🔗 Adam Oh, high school?

45:30🔗 Yeah.

45:31🔗 Adam Oh, okay. And your dad, when's the last time you saw him?

45:36🔗 Last year around...

45:39🔗 Drew Here's the deal, Nikki. We're angry with your dad. I can just imagine how you feel.

45:43🔗 Adam When did he split? When did he abandon the family?

45:46🔗 Well, he abandoned the family like way before I was born. Like, I met my dad for the first time when I was in about sixth grade and then he was there for a few months and then he left.

45:57🔗 Drew Have you had a stepdad?

45:58🔗 No. Well, I had one a long time ago, but I don't know.

46:01🔗 Drew Another jerk?

46:02🔗 No, he was really nice. He took care of me.

46:04🔗 Drew Or your mom, of course. Let's get rid of that, get a bad guy.

46:06🔗 Cypress Hill With your other boyfriends, did you lead them around or in comparison to this one? Like, do you tell him what to do in comparison to the other dudes?

46:15🔗 Yeah, I do.

46:17🔗 Cypress Hill And you didn't do that with those other guys, right?

46:19🔗 No.

46:20🔗 Adam All right, look, I think you ought to just dump this guy, because I can tell.

46:24🔗 Cypress Hill She doesn't respect him.

46:26🔗 Adam She's heading there anyway. She's angry. She's got some weird energy toward dudes, and she's kicking this guy around. She's going to beat him up. All right, put him out of his misery.

46:34🔗 Cypress Hill No respect, no get-off.

46:35🔗 Adam We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

46:39🔗 Cypress Hill Hello, is this your radio?

46:41🔗 Radio, Loveline will be right back.

46:56🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Be Real is here tonight from Cypress Hill. Yeah, we're going to hear a oldie but a goodie, classic from Cypress Hill in just a second. You're going to need to take yourselves a little phone call first. Oh, it's hot in here.

47:15🔗 Drew It's ridiculous.

47:16🔗 Adam Yeah, there's something wrong with the air conditioning, yes, Drew?

47:19🔗 Drew Yes.

47:19🔗 Adam Yes.

47:20🔗 Drew Three days of this.

47:22🔗 Cypress Hill Nelly is going to bust out the speaker and start singing his little song.

47:25🔗 Adam Yeah, with the thong getting here. No, it's getting hot in here. I love that song. It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot, I'm going to take my clothes off.

47:38🔗 Caller That's so genius.

47:39🔗 It's genius.

47:41🔗 Adam I'm just telling you, if I was in any one of these bands, these songs would never get made. It's just like Nelly would be like, hey, what do you think? I'd be like, let's see what you got here. It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. And then my part is I sing, I'm getting so hot, I'm going to take my clothes off. All right, buddy, going to need you to have another bong load and head back to the basement. And this time, first off, I'm going to wipe my ass with this. That's okay, because I don't want to just throw it away.

48:11🔗 Drew You know, I listen to pick it out of track.

48:13🔗 Adam And by the way, I don't just cut down trees. You know what I mean? I'll go ahead and wipe my ass with this. Just maybe blow a snot rocket into it. You head on back down to wherever you came from. See if you can write something that sounds decent. All right?

48:24🔗 Cypress Hill To the drawing board.

48:25🔗 Adam Yeah, and I would have done that if I was in, if I was in almost any band, and especially, what's my whole notes? If I saw like a rough draft of Maneater, I'd be like, oh, here she come, watch out.

48:39🔗 Drew It's a Maneater, yes she is.

48:41🔗 Adam All right, fellas, how old are you? 33? You're 32? Let's go. Let's go and see if we can work it out this time. This time we're going to need you to focus. Turn the TV off when you're writing songs, would you? All right, where are we, Drew?

48:53🔗 Drew Chelsea.

48:54🔗 Adam Go write me a classic, like Finger Poppin Time. Finger Poppin.

48:58🔗 Drew See what condition my condition is in?

49:00🔗 Adam Yeah. Vintage Kenny Rogers. Chelsea.

49:04🔗 Drew You almost can't breathe in here, it's so hot.

49:06🔗 Adam It is hot. It is hot. Chelsea?

49:09🔗 Drew You just hung up on her, here you go.

49:10🔗 Adam I did?

49:10🔗 Drew Chelsea.

49:11🔗 Adam Why am I doing that? I just hit her thing.

49:13🔗 Drew Yeah, Chelsea. Hi.

49:15🔗 Adam Give me that cut in the sinning, niss. Go ahead, Chelsea.

49:19🔗 Hi.

49:19🔗 Adam You're 20, yeah.

49:21🔗 Caller I was just diagnosed with epilepsy and since I was diagnosed about a month ago, I've had a really hard, well, I've had a really hard time orgasming and aside from that, when I do, I get like a splitting migraine.

49:38🔗 Drew All right, let me sort of try to sort through all this.

49:41🔗 Caller Okay.

49:42🔗 Drew You were diagnosed with partial complex epilepsy?

49:47🔗 Caller I don't know.

49:47🔗 Drew You haven't been dropping on the floor and having seizures?

49:50🔗 Caller No, I have, well, twice.

49:52🔗 Drew You have had generalized seizures?

49:54🔗 Caller Yes.

49:55🔗 Drew And you started some seizure medication?

49:57🔗 Caller Yes.

49:58🔗 Adam So generalized seizure means takes over your body?

50:01🔗 Drew And you fall on the floor and you pee on yourself, and you bite your tongue?

50:03🔗 Adam Convulsing.

50:04🔗 Drew Convulsing. And what is this in your case? Do they know what it's due to?

50:08🔗 Caller No.

50:08🔗 Drew No answer.

50:09🔗 Caller It's not genetic.

50:10🔗 Drew All right. And what is the medication they're giving you?

50:12🔗 Adam Now, what if you don't have to pee? Will someone pee on you?

50:15🔗 Drew Well, in your case.

50:15🔗 Adam I mean, just to really make it full blood.

50:17🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

50:18🔗 Adam Thanks, buddy.

50:18🔗 Drew I don't want them to accuse you of fictitious seizures.

50:21🔗 Cypress Hill Right. Just have an extra jug of pee to pour it on you, just in case.

50:24🔗 Adam Just keep it in there.

50:25🔗 Drew Chelsea, what medication do they use to treat you?

50:27🔗 Caller I'm on Lamictal.

50:29🔗 Drew Lamictal. All right. And that's making it difficult to orgasm?

50:34🔗 Caller I don't know.

50:34🔗 Drew Evidently. Well, that's what's making it difficult.

50:37🔗 Caller I'm also on hydrocodone for migraines, because I was having them anyway, and then now it just comes along with it.

50:45🔗 Drew All right. Well, hydrocodone will suppress your sexual functioning severely. It's Vicodin.

50:48🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

50:49🔗 Drew You can now. You shouldn't be taking Vicodin for headaches more than like two weeks, period. And so if you're having, you might be having opiate withdrawal headaches. There is a post-orgasm headache that's benign. There's a post-orgasm headache that's part of migraine. And the one associated with migraine actually can cause stroke. And so it's something to do, actually to control with migraine medicine, not pain medicine. So Chelsea, you need to see, you need to see a neurologist and somebody who's sort of...

51:14🔗 Caller I have been.

51:16🔗 Drew Somebody, maybe some schooling in neuropsychiatry, too.

51:18🔗 Caller Okay.

51:19🔗 Drew These medications squared out.

51:20🔗 Adam All right, baby.

51:21🔗 Caller I have another question.

51:22🔗 Adam Yeah.

51:23🔗 Caller Really quickly. My boyfriend was, he was fingering me the other night. And when I came, I bled.

51:32🔗 Drew That's normal.

51:32🔗 That happens.

51:33🔗 Drew That's all right.

51:34🔗 Okay. All right.

51:35🔗 Drew Especially the little mictal, the little mictal may be screwing you up a little bit.

51:38🔗 Adam Oh, really? Screws you up down there?

51:40🔗 Drew It could.

51:41🔗 Adam Fins things out a little bit.

51:42🔗 Drew It could cause a lot of rash, the little mictal.

51:43🔗 Cypress Hill Oh, really? Confusion in the bodily functions.

51:46🔗 Adam Wow. Let's hear a little something from Cypress Hill, by the way. A little oldie but a goodie. Cypress Hill is going to be over at the vault in Long Beach tomorrow night, celebrating Cinco de Mayo. So you should go see them there. And here's a little golden oldie from Cypress Hill. Sure, you can get that part where we're gonna play a song.

52:11🔗 Yeah, it's in start.

52:13🔗 Adam All right. Hold on. Let's try it again. Well, Drew's gotta make a phone call, so hurry.

52:19🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, there we go.

55:27🔗 Adam Yeah, what year was that, B-Ram? 93. Seems like only yesterday, doesn't it?

55:34🔗 Cypress Hill I was only 13 years old. Not really.

55:37🔗 Adam That's Drew's karaoke number, by the way.

55:39🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

55:40🔗 Adam He does that in one song from The Phantom. But those are his two. His only, his only two. Oh, you do, you do Janice E and it's 17. What's it like to be in a homely 17 year old girl? Right. Those are your three karaoke.

55:57🔗 Drew That's it.

55:58🔗 Adam And for me.

55:59🔗 Drew Open with Insane in the Membrane.

56:00🔗 Adam Right. And Clothes. Yeah. Yeah. Drew, you know my songs?

56:06🔗 Drew Hell is for Children.

56:07🔗 Adam Hell is for Children by Pat Benatar. I do Carmilla by Jane the Americans. And then I finish with the first edition in Kenny, Kenny Rogers.

56:20🔗 Drew Oh, of course.

56:21🔗 Adam Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

56:25🔗 Cypress Hill That's a pretty good variety.

56:27🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, the judges want to see range. Yeah.

56:31🔗 Cypress Hill You got range, right?

56:32🔗 Adam I got range.

56:33🔗 Cypress Hill Home on the range.

56:34🔗 Adam Nathan?

56:35🔗 Yeah.

56:36🔗 Adam You're 23?

56:38🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

56:38🔗 Adam What's up?

56:40🔗 Caller Well, by the way, for your last caller, she said that she blurted her boyfriend's name. Tell him to trim his nails.

56:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

56:48🔗 Drew Don't drop trial, Adam. Don't drop trial.

56:50🔗 Adam I always know my job is safe, by the way, when someone else gets in on the act. All right. I'm going to write that one down so I can wipe my ass with it like that. I was going to do the song lyrics from Nellie. Go ahead, Nathan.

57:02🔗 Caller Well, basically, I've been married for about a year now, and I mean, I love my wife very much, and I really wanted to do a lot to please her sexually. So I made sure I was well-educated, and made sure that I'd be able to really take care of her in that department and everything.

57:21🔗 Drew The hell does that mean? What does that mean?

57:23🔗 Adam I don't know.

57:24🔗 Drew People say the strangest things, you have to interpret what they're saying.

57:27🔗 Adam Well, I was drunk on the airplane about eight hours ago, and I was reading a popular mechanics book, a magazine. When I got to the back pages, they have all those weird little ads, and those instructional videos like, Please Your Woman, She'll Never Stray kind of thing. I thought mechanics? The back of those things is some weird stuff. It's like, harvest your own lumber, and grow your own hydroponic weed, and then here's the sex basket. You put your old lady in and swing it from a beam in the kitchen. It's weird. It's anything goes in the back of popular mechanics. It's a weird thing once you get to those bags. Vermont teddy bear thing is right underneath the sex basket, and over that is like a flamethrower. Build your own flamethrower using pump 89 octane gas. It's for weird dudes who got to evidently have a lot of range. Evidently.

58:25🔗 Cypress Hill All right. For a lot of time.

58:27🔗 Adam Or advertising squares are just really cheap, you know.

58:30🔗 Drew And so there was something you read there that didn't make sense?

58:33🔗 Adam No, but they sell, they have these, I was looking, I was like intrigued. It was like, yeah, please your lady. And I thought.

58:40🔗 Drew When he says it, I think to myself, does that mean he went out and had sex with lots of people to perfect his skill? Or is he handling, what does that mean? Or he studied her like as a prudertape?

58:49🔗 Cypress Hill Probably doing everything she asked him to do or whatever.

58:52🔗 Drew Yeah, but what a funny way to express that.

58:53🔗 Adam I bet, I'll bet you he did a little, he watched a lot of porn, by the way, which a lot of guys call research.

58:59🔗 Cypress Hill I tried to brush up on my techniques.

59:01🔗 Adam Yeah, a little behind in my research, by the way. I'll try to get back into that.

59:06🔗 Drew Tonight?

59:06🔗 Cypress Hill No one can ever be fully ahead, Adam.

59:08🔗 Caller Nathan?

59:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:10🔗 Adam So what do you mean you did a little research to make sure a woman was happy?

59:16🔗 Caller Well, basically just wanted to make sure that, you know, you're brushing up on techniques.

59:23🔗 Adam Freshen up. Okay.

59:24🔗 Drew Hang on.

59:25🔗 Adam You went down to learning annex? You just repeated exactly what I said.

59:28🔗 Drew You brushed up on techniques by brushing up on techniques.

59:30🔗 Caller I know what you said. No, but...

59:32🔗 Adam No, no, no.

59:33🔗 Drew Listen.

59:33🔗 Adam Nathan, Nathan.

59:34🔗 Drew Now we're on it. Nathan.

59:35🔗 Adam Nathan. Turn that crazy noise in your head down for just one second. Just turn it off. Just shut it off. Just every switch. You know, it's like you land in an airplane. You just start flipping off all the switches. They're all off. When you say sort of brushed up on your technique, describe what that means. What do you mean? Did you see it? Read an article on the Internet? Did you watch a movie? Were you with other women?

1:00:02🔗 Drew Did you talk to your wife?

1:00:03🔗 Adam Explain what you mean about brushing up on your technique.

1:00:06🔗 Caller Well, mainly when we both got married, we were both virgins. So, basically, we were trying to establish techniques, more or less.

1:00:14🔗 Drew So, you worked on her like she was a science project?

1:00:19🔗 Caller No, basically, I read articles on what things to do.

1:00:25🔗 Adam Oh, okay, all right.

1:00:26🔗 Caller So, you want to really touch a woman, you know, how to make nights special, things like that, to really nice doing things to do when you like when you go down on them. What area to pinpoint, you know, and I read a lot of really good.

1:00:43🔗 Adam See, for Drew, that's like reading an article, how to eat a steak. Are you high? Give me the steak. I'll show you how to eat it.

1:00:52🔗 Caller You don't need to do that, right?

1:00:54🔗 Adam You barely use a fork. You know, you just don't need, it's like, you just smell it coming from the kitchens. It's okay. Oh man, what I'm going to do to that steak. You want any, you want any Heinz of 57? Nah, get that away from me. I got some A1.

1:01:11🔗 Caller That's getting in the way.

1:01:12🔗 Adam Getting in the way. It's barely cooked better. Give it, give it, still bloody. Give it to me. Drew, you would never.

1:01:20🔗 Drew Let me have it.

1:01:21🔗 Adam Let me have it. Yeah, you would never, you would never read an article on what to do. No, but isn't that, I mean, I guess if you're Virgin and you're 22 or something like that, you gotta do that. But really, how to eat a steak, how to take a crap. There's just certain.

1:01:36🔗 Cypress Hill There's a fine line.

1:01:37🔗 Adam Certain things you don't need to bone up on.

1:01:39🔗 Drew Well, but it's mysterious for him and he's, you know.

1:01:42🔗 Adam I appreciate it. I would take it as a bad sign, though, if I was the chick and I know it's his wife, but I'm just mean if I heard the guy had been on the internet.

1:01:48🔗 Drew You know women, sometimes they like that kind of thing. All right.

1:01:51🔗 Adam So Nathan, go ahead with your question.

1:01:53🔗 Caller Sorry.

1:01:54🔗 Caller Well, my wife has been very satisfied. You know, I give her multiple orgasms. Many times we have a great sex life.

1:02:02🔗 Drew I mean, she fakes many times.

1:02:05🔗 Caller Yeah, right.

1:02:07🔗 Caller Then we established great communication early on, you know, tell me what feels good.

1:02:10🔗 Right, right.

1:02:11🔗 Drew We got it. Well done.

1:02:13🔗 Now what?

1:02:14🔗 Caller I've heard about women being able to, you know, not just orgasm, but be able to, I've heard the term called gush. Squirt.

1:02:22🔗 Drew Yeah, they come that way. They either are that or they're not that. And the gushers, you know, they gush and they'll tell you.

1:02:32🔗 Cypress Hill Those are usually in porn movies, man.

1:02:33🔗 Drew No, there are women that gush.

1:02:34🔗 Adam There's no conversion.

1:02:35🔗 Drew But the rest of them, rarely you'll find somebody that can be rendered into a gusher, like on a rare occasion. But that person would still kind of be able to tell you that was going to happen.

1:02:44🔗 Cypress Hill Is yours a gusher, man?

1:02:46🔗 Adam No, I was one, though, right?

1:02:48🔗 Caller I've heard some people say that it's, you know, that it's actually all they're doing is peeing, but you know.

1:02:54🔗 Drew Sometimes they are, sometimes they are. But nonetheless, what we have heard from talking to lots of women that do this is it really doesn't matter.

1:03:01🔗 Adam But Nathan, your wife doesn't do this, correct?

1:03:05🔗 Caller Correct, I'm actually just wondering because-

1:03:07🔗 Adam All right, but Nathan, Nathan, let me just chime in as a voice of reason. You, you know, doing a little homework on the internet and figuring out how to please your wife and communicating with her openly and all that is a fantastic thing. We, we don't understand it, but we applaud it. But here's the thing. Now you're married, you figured out what she likes, she knows what you like.

1:03:28🔗 Drew This is her thing.

1:03:29🔗 Adam Now enjoy it.

1:03:29🔗 Drew This is it.

1:03:30🔗 Adam Don't keep going. You're getting a little obsessive with why doesn't she do this or I've heard other women do this. How come she doesn't do this?

1:03:37🔗 Drew It's a dangerous path to be going down because the only only satisfaction you're going to get in that path is by actually being with other women.

1:03:44🔗 Adam Right.

1:03:44🔗 Drew And so just don't go down that path.

1:03:45🔗 Adam Well, also, here's the problem with our society. I know I point this out constantly, but we live in a society that would lead you to believe that anyone can do anything if they just set their mind to it or they just read this book or they get a series of cassettes or they buy this piece of workout apparatus. BS. It does. You just don't. People that can dunk a basketball can dunk a basketball. That's it. People who go bald prematurely go bald prematurely. Most fat people, look at pictures of fat people when they were five. They're fat.

1:04:16🔗 Drew Did you see the...

1:04:17🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

1:04:18🔗 Drew Yes.

1:04:18🔗 Adam Everyone's got to write a book on everything. Women who gush, gush, guys who can roll their tongue up like a taco can roll their tongue up like a taco. That's it. People who can do great accents and great impersonations, they can do it. That's it. I don't know if I'd call it God given. Yes, you can cultivate it. If you can dunk a basketball, you could work on it and dunk it a little better. If you do accents, you could work on it and do it even a little better. But if you can't do it, you ain't doing it.

1:04:46🔗 Drew We did you serious. See Dr. Phil tonight interviewing poor Pat O'Brien.

1:04:50🔗 Caller Poor Pat O'Brien.

1:04:51🔗 Drew It was so ridiculous.

1:04:52🔗 Adam Really?

1:04:52🔗 Drew He's saying, look, Pat says, I had four bottles of wine and five bottles of champagne. I was out of my mind. I make these crazy phone calls. He feels like, what's going through your mind? He's like, I can't remember. Well, certainly, I'm thinking, oh my God, he's severely addicted. He's out of his mind. His brain is misfiring. He does these crazy things. And we're going to say, hey, you should be able to choose not to do that. Well, what's going through your mind that made you do that?

1:05:18🔗 Adam Well, watch. You got to pick yourself up.

1:05:21🔗 Drew By the way, the next phrase was, I deal with lots of addicts. I know addicts. Addicts don't know what the hell they're doing when they're really into it. They they they do horrible things. Nothing. Their brain is just misfiring. It's a brain disease at that point.

1:05:35🔗 Adam Who do you hate more, Dr. Phil, Dr. Laura? Quick answer, Drew.

1:05:38🔗 Caller Phil?

1:05:39🔗 Adam But he's just on your radar. A few years ago would have been Laura.

1:05:43🔗 Drew You know, Laura, Laura...

1:05:44🔗 Caller Good people?

1:05:45🔗 Drew I think Laura's got some good points here and there. Just trying.

1:05:47🔗 Adam Just trying. Here's the thing, Drew. Pat O'Brien, I consider him a dear, dear friend, actually. And Pat O'Brien, no one loves the sound of his own voice, like Pat O'Brien, by the way. First off, I wasn't sure why Pat O'Brien, and we're talking about Pat O'Brien was on Dr. Phil and he went to rehab and he just got out. And he left the message on somebody he worked with or some females.

1:06:15🔗 Drew No, it was a woman in the room with him. She was in the, like they were in a suite and he was in bed and she was in the next room. That's what they said tonight. I was like, oh my God.

1:06:24🔗 Adam Well, who was he talking to?

1:06:25🔗 Drew This girl that he went up to his room with. And he just was like in bed wasted and just called over to her cell phone while she was in the next room, 50 feet away.

1:06:34🔗 Adam Wait a minute.

1:06:35🔗 Drew That's what he said and then she played that to somebody who played it on the internet.

1:06:39🔗 Adam Right, but here's my whole point. First off, Pat O'Brien, a good guy, but Pat O'Brien interviews celebrities. I don't really think of him as a celebrity, even though you know who he is. He's the guy, he's not the mic, he's the mic stand. You know what I mean? Okay, my point is, I like Pat. He's a good guy, been to his Christmas parties and all that kind of stuff. His kids are great, everything is great, but Pat O'Brien does celebrity interviews and stuff like that, which does make him...

1:07:06🔗 Drew It was big news when he was getting sick, though.

1:07:08🔗 Adam But here's the whole point. Here's what I understand. He got drunk and talked dirty to some chick. It wasn't, he's divorced from his wife. Right. It's not like he's the Pope or the president. He does sports and he does entertainment reporting.

1:07:25🔗 Drew We need to have more time to do important stories, like Runaway Brides.

1:07:29🔗 Adam Well, I know, Drew's angry at that too. But all I'm saying is, is everyone was like, hey, did you hear Pat O'Brien? Who hasn't gotten loaded and done a little naughty talk? I did it to Michelle just the other night. You know what I'm saying? What's the big deal? I mean, I don't understand what the deal is.

1:07:45🔗 Cypress Hill Because he's in the public view, so they're always, you know, people are always going to try to bring you down when there's a dent in the armor.

1:07:52🔗 Adam I understand that. But if, let's just say you're George Clooney, and we got a tape of you calling your girlfriend, Loaded, and saying, oh, babe, you're so hot, I want to F you. What does that mean? I mean, is that news?

1:08:07🔗 Cypress Hill It means he was drunk and horny.

1:08:09🔗 Adam I know. I'm just saying, is there part of this story I'm missing? Like I said, if you're Bill Cosby, and you write a book on parenting, and then some chick pipes up and says, yeah, this guy diddled me when he was playing Temple University in 1979, that's a story. I understand. If you're the president, if you're religious or spiritual leader, and somebody steps forward with these nasty tapes, this guy does sports, and he does fluff entertainment pieces. What's the big deal? I'm just saying, it's like if there's a tape of me doing that, would it matter?

1:08:41🔗 Drew Talking about masturbation or something?

1:08:43🔗 Adam God forbid. No. True. You know I don't do that. That's enough. I'm just saying, why is it a story that he got drunk and talked dirty to some chick? He's divorced from his wife, he's seeing other people, he's drinking, he's an adult, he's not doing anything.

1:08:57🔗 Cypress Hill It's entertainment news, you know.

1:08:59🔗 Adam I know it's fluff, but usually the fluff has an angle.

1:09:04🔗 Cypress Hill And this doesn't.

1:09:04🔗 Adam I mean, I understand Monica Lewinsky. That's an angle. This, what's the angle?

1:09:10🔗 Drew It's a PR move.

1:09:11🔗 Adam Yeah, maybe it is.

1:09:12🔗 Back in the limelight.

1:09:14🔗 Adam Maybe it is, but I don't understand the part, who he was talking to, Drew. She was in the next room. I don't understand that.

1:09:20🔗 Caller That's what they said.

1:09:21🔗 Drew He was out drinking with, they went up to his room at the Four Seasons. He even flopped down a bed, he's so wasted, and he just picked his phone up and called herself on while she was watching TV in the next room.

1:09:30🔗 Adam Oh, really? Why is he so crazy?

1:09:33🔗 Caller Lazy.

1:09:33🔗 Adam All right. All right. Yeah, well. I understand the Bill O'Reilly thing a little bit too, because he's a guy who's supposed to be some conservative voice telling people.

1:09:48🔗 Drew You know, well, maybe it's because you know, Pat, maybe you don't know how people are perceiving him in the public.

1:09:51🔗 Adam I know him as an alcoholic womanizer. What's the big deal?

1:09:54🔗 Cypress Hill Well, see, yeah, that's different than Bill Riley. That dude goes and points fingers at people's and points out all their imperfections. And then he gets caught up or Rush Limbaugh.

1:10:03🔗 Adam Yeah, Rush Limbaugh doing doing drugs. I understand. Yes. Oh, oh, hypocrite.

1:10:08🔗 Drew That's what you're doing. Yeah.

1:10:09🔗 Adam Yeah. But if you found out Dennis Rodman was getting drunk and talking, that would be a big deal.

1:10:14🔗 Cypress Hill It'd be the norm.

1:10:15🔗 Adam Right. All right.

1:10:17🔗 Drew Well, in a way, it's saying that maybe the case for billions of Pat is perceived as pretty squeaky clean.

1:10:21🔗 Adam I mean, he is.

1:10:22🔗 Cypress Hill Oh, well, you know, yeah, I know Pat for a while, too. We met him on a trip in Germany and squeaky clean is definitely not his middle name.

1:10:32🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. Cypress Hill tonight. Be real here, represent them. And we'll be right back after this.

1:10:40🔗 Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:10:42🔗 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:11:04🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline and Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Be Real here tonight from Cypress Hill, going to be playing at the Vault in Long Beach tomorrow night. Cinco de Mayo, yes, Drew.

1:11:15🔗 Drew Can I give this phone number again for audience for my Discovery Health Channel show 2138336469. Please come join me Friday or Saturday, 833-6469, Erie code 213.

1:11:26🔗 Adam All righty. I got up at, so I went to bed at five in New York time, and then I got up at 745 this morning, and then I'm not sure what happened after that.

1:11:40🔗 Cypress Hill You were hanging out with Pat.

1:11:41🔗 Caller I think went to Pat.

1:11:42🔗 Adam I went to the airport. It was awesome. Went, hung out by the Cinnabon over there. It was awesome, awesome.

1:11:51🔗 Cypress Hill Adam's great adventure.

1:11:53🔗 Adam Yeah, I just drink on airplanes. I didn't remember anything. But by the way, sit next to plenty guys in first class that just, I'll have a water.

1:12:02🔗 Drew I don't drink.

1:12:03🔗 Adam I get angry at those people.

1:12:04🔗 Drew I do not drink.

1:12:05🔗 Adam But it's free.

1:12:06🔗 Drew I know. But I've got a day. I've got to get going. I've got to do this. I can't do that.

1:12:11🔗 Adam You can't.

1:12:12🔗 Drew I cannot do that. I'm a lightweight.

1:12:14🔗 Adam Can't have. All right. Let me, let me give you a scenario.

1:12:16🔗 Drew Let's put this way. Glass of wine. I got to, I got to wake up the next day. Really? It just screws me all up.

1:12:22🔗 Adam Lightweight.

1:12:22🔗 Drew Yeah, lightweight.

1:12:23🔗 Adam All right. So let me say this. Five and a half hour flight. Yeah. Glass of wine, glass of champagne. Maybe two.

1:12:30🔗 Drew Maybe one.

1:12:31🔗 Adam Maybe two. Maybe two. Maybe two. Maybe two somewhere in the first hour and then a nap. You're not going to work.

1:12:40🔗 Drew I could do it. I can't that. Yeah, possible. That's possible.

1:12:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:44🔗 Drew But still could screw me up. I mean, if I really had a lot to do when I got home, I'd be worried about it.

1:12:47🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:12:48🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. It screws me up.

1:12:49🔗 Adam Wow. Lightweight.

1:12:50🔗 Drew Lightweight.

1:12:52🔗 Adam I'm loaded now.

1:12:53🔗 Drew I noticed.

1:12:53🔗 Adam I do better.

1:12:55🔗 Drew I noticed.

1:12:55🔗 Adam I'm more better. I talk better. I'm a better thinker. And I'm a better radio guy thing, you know?

1:13:05🔗 Drew OK.

1:13:05🔗 Adam OK. You want to go to the phones?

1:13:07🔗 Drew Let's do a little Germany or Florida.

1:13:08🔗 Adam Oh, a little Germany or Florida. All weird stories. All all bizarreness. Er comes out of either Germany or Florida. So here's the deal. They tell us the story, the true story. And then we guess, is it Germany or Florida? I think Drew burned me last night. We split. We drew on Florida. I went Germany and now I'm still still reeling from it. Miles? Yep. You're 18.

1:13:31🔗 Caller What's going on, gentlemen?

1:13:33🔗 Adam Give us the story, please.

1:13:35🔗 Caller All right. A blow up sex doll sparked a bomb alert at a post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery.

1:13:44🔗 Drew Nice.

1:13:45🔗 Caller Workers run settled when it began vibrating and made strange noises, said a police spokesperson. Officers brought the packages, the sender to the scene, who told them what it was.

1:13:55🔗 Drew Ironically, they brought the sender of the package to the post office.

1:14:01🔗 Caller Ironically, the man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong time.

1:14:09🔗 Drew Probably Germany or Florida, that's it.

1:14:11🔗 Adam Go ahead and take those batteries out before you put it in the mail, makes sense, what I do with my inflatable sex toys.

1:14:17🔗 Drew I'm thinking Germany.

1:14:18🔗 Cypress Hill I'm thinking Germany.

1:14:19🔗 Drew Don't have a lot to go on.

1:14:20🔗 Adam Nothing to go on here either, but it feels like Germany too.

1:14:22🔗 Drew They're bringing the guy in the whole thing.

1:14:25🔗 Adam Florida, they would have sent one of those robots with the shotgun attached to it and the little lipstick camera and just blown it up and the thing that cleared everyone out.

1:14:33🔗 Drew And nor Floridian's going to show up. No. Floridian's ain't going to show up.

1:14:37🔗 Adam We're all feeling German on this one, Miles.

1:14:40🔗 Caller You're correct, Adam, as usual.

1:14:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:44🔗 Adam That's why they call it Germany or Florida. Yeah. Thanks, Miles.

1:14:49🔗 Caller You want to do another one while I'm on the line?

1:14:51🔗 Adam Yeah, why not? Sure, let's go.

1:14:52🔗 Caller All righty. Visitors to local parks are being warned to watch out for exploding toads. Several thousand toads in the city's parks have mysteriously, spontaneously exploited recently, baffling the experts.

1:15:07🔗 Adam Florida.

1:15:08🔗 Drew Toads in Florida would be making it... Germany's inland.

1:15:13🔗 Cypress Hill I don't think there's any toads in Germany.

1:15:15🔗 Adam They don't have toads in Germany?

1:15:16🔗 Drew But then exploding toads.

1:15:18🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, exploding toads sounds crazy. Are you guys dry? I'm going to say Florida.

1:15:22🔗 You guys were just talking about this last week.

1:15:23🔗 Drew We were?

1:15:24🔗 Yeah, about how you knew the story and you knew where it was.

1:15:28🔗 Drew No.

1:15:28🔗 Adam Exploding toads?

1:15:29🔗 Drew No.

1:15:29🔗 Cypress Hill I'm high, but I wasn't here last week.

1:15:31🔗 Drew No, Anderson.

1:15:31🔗 Caller I know that.

1:15:33🔗 Drew No, Anderson. I've never heard this story before. Anderson, have you ever heard the story before?

1:15:37🔗 Adam No. Not that I'm aware of.

1:15:39🔗 Caller I'm going to go dig the tape up.

1:15:40🔗 Adam Please go do that. I tune out to the second hour of the show, almost nice. Let me just say this. Let me just say this about Anderson. This is what I love about him. Anderson, if you say to him, like, hey, find that chief running bear. It's gone.

1:15:55🔗 Caller It's gone.

1:15:56🔗 Adam Hey, that accordion cat. Yeah, we don't have that. But if he thinks you may have effed up or contradicted yourself three months ago, he's going into the vault.

1:16:03🔗 Drew You don't really think I'm going to dig it up.

1:16:05🔗 Adam He's going into the vault.

1:16:06🔗 Drew I was just saying that.

1:16:07🔗 Adam All right, buddy. I don't remember the exploding toad either. I'll go with Drew and say the two of us don't remember exploding toads.

1:16:14🔗 Drew We'll go for Florida for now.

1:16:16🔗 Adam You're going to Florida. I'm going to Germany just because I'm going to Germany.

1:16:21🔗 Drew Because Anderson made you feel weird.

1:16:22🔗 Cypress Hill You just want to be different.

1:16:23🔗 Adam Yeah, so you're going to Florida, right?

1:16:25🔗 Drew Yeah. All right, what do you got, Myles? Oh, put a little bit on my face.

1:16:27🔗 Caller All right, all right.

1:16:29🔗 Drew Myles? Germany again.

1:16:31🔗 Caller Yeah! Hell yeah!

1:16:41🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, somewhere.

1:16:43🔗 Adam Damn hell yeah! Yeah!

1:16:47🔗 Cypress Hill He's on the roll tonight.

1:16:48🔗 Caller So good.

1:16:49🔗 Adam Feels so good. That's why we play the game. That's why it needs to be played. You know what I'm saying?

1:16:54🔗 Drew Germany or Florida.

1:16:54🔗 Cypress Hill So you can get it right.

1:16:56🔗 Adam Yeah. The word toad feels German to me. Frog feels more...

1:17:01🔗 Drew Toad sounds more like a Florida desert.

1:17:04🔗 Adam All right, Myles.

1:17:05🔗 Caller I do have a third one?

1:17:06🔗 Adam No, no, no.

1:17:08🔗 Drew All right, here. Third one, Germany.

1:17:10🔗 Adam Thanks, buddy.

1:17:10🔗 Caller Thanks, guys.

1:17:11🔗 Adam All right. Let's talk to Tyler. Who's kind of his girlfriend pulls out? Tyler?

1:17:19🔗 Hey, howdy.

1:17:20🔗 Adam Yeah, you're 20. What's up?

1:17:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:22🔗 Caller Well, my girlfriend, she's on birth control and we still like, I still use the withdrawal method, but I heard you guys like talk about like pre-coming stuff. And I know like if you come and your girlfriend even though she's using birth control, there's still a possibility of getting pregnant. I guess that like pre-come, like enough to like really even worry about, like the like if it's like now.

1:17:43🔗 Drew Tyler, she's she's on the pill on birth control. That's you're supposed to. You're supposed to ejaculate in her when she's on the pill.

1:17:50🔗 Adam Yeah. And that's everyone, friends, family, postman, call again, guy, everybody.

1:17:56🔗 Drew What do you what do you what are you asking?

1:17:58🔗 Adam Well, he's nervous.

1:17:59🔗 Caller He doesn't like if it's like that much of a if I get like if it's a risk. I mean, if it's obviously it's always around.

1:18:07🔗 Adam Now, here's the thing, Drew, people are sort of kind of primitive and primitive and they're thinking there there's no protective barrier that they can see between the end of their penis and the beginning of the ovary. And they're going to they feel nervous about it.

1:18:23🔗 Drew Even though there's no egg being released.

1:18:25🔗 Adam They're not doing they're not doing the math. They're not doctors. She's on the pill.

1:18:29🔗 Drew What do you think the pill is for?

1:18:31🔗 Adam I think a lot of guys use it as a convenient excuse to do a little decorating. Oh, you know what I'm saying? I could do a little finishing here and there. Let's stand back and admire their work. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Why just have it, you know, go down some mysterious black hole when you can actually, you know, get a canvas out and really go to town.

1:18:51🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying?

1:18:52🔗 Cypress Hill This is a masterpiece. Frame it.

1:18:56🔗 Adam Don't touch a thing.

1:18:57🔗 Caller That's right.

1:18:58🔗 Cypress Hill It's oil painting.

1:18:59🔗 Caller Send it down to Mocha.

1:19:01🔗 Drew All right. Let's go on.

1:19:04🔗 Caller All right.

1:19:04🔗 Adam Let's talk to Nicole. Who's 19? Nicole?

1:19:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:11🔗 Drew What's up?

1:19:15🔗 Caller So last Friday, me and my boyfriend are having sex. And afterwards I went and peed and I peed blood.

1:19:26🔗 Drew Well, Michelle, look alive here. Michelle, I think I need some consultation on this one. This would be a perfect opportunity to bring Chief Running Bear in and talk about this a little bit. Don't you think? Yeah.

1:19:39🔗 Adam Hey, I'm too tired, Drew.

1:19:42🔗 Drew Come on.

1:19:42🔗 Adam I got jet lag. I was on a, I slept for two and a half hours last night.

1:19:46🔗 Drew Running Bear needs to make an appearance.

1:19:48🔗 Adam I'm going to drop the F-bomb if I do Running Bear. I'm too tired. Don't.

1:19:53🔗 Drew B-Real's never seen it.

1:19:54🔗 Adam It's, listen, it's me just going, yeah, hey. If you heard that, you've seen it. I'm too tired, Drew. We'll do it tomorrow night. Nicole?

1:20:04🔗 Drew You promised.

1:20:05🔗 Adam All right, that's great radio, by the way.

1:20:07🔗 Drew All right, Nicole, here's the deal. You can, there are many different reasons that can happen. The most common being the urinary tract infection. Beyond that, you can sort of traumatize the urethra, the tube out which you pee from your bladder, neck and blade too. But it's something that you need, you know, you go by a doctor, give a urine specimen, see if anything's going on.

1:20:24🔗 Adam All right.

1:20:25🔗 Drew There are other more serious reasons for blood in the urine as well. But at 19, those are pretty unlikely.

1:20:32🔗 Adam Got a question for B-Real here. We'll get it fast before we go to break.

1:20:37🔗 Caller Fred?

1:20:38🔗 Caller Hey, I had a question for B-Real.

1:20:40🔗 Caller I'm a big fan and I was wondering what his favorite method is, besides the vaporizer, blunt, bubbler, bong.

1:20:48🔗 Adam What's a bubbler?

1:20:49🔗 Cypress Hill Bubbler is like a, it's a little, it's like a bong, but it's made like a pipe. You fill it with water, it's the same thing, but it's smaller.

1:20:58🔗 Caller It's cool.

1:20:59🔗 Adam I like a six-shooter myself.

1:21:02🔗 Cypress Hill I don't know, I prefer joints.

1:21:03🔗 Drew Oh, really?

1:21:04🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah.

1:21:05🔗 Caller What's your favorite string?

1:21:07🔗 Cypress Hill Kush.

1:21:07🔗 Drew String? Strain.

1:21:09🔗 Caller Like OG.

1:21:10🔗 Caller Hindu, diesel, maybe?

1:21:12🔗 Cypress Hill OG. Kush.

1:21:13🔗 Caller OG.

1:21:14🔗 Caller Me too, man.

1:21:17🔗 Adam What?

1:21:17🔗 Caller What?

1:21:17🔗 Adam What?

1:21:17🔗 Cypress Hill What?

1:21:18🔗 Adam Is that the pot?

1:21:19🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, that's the that. Yeah.

1:21:21🔗 Adam The OG. Hindu.

1:21:23🔗 Cypress Hill The OG. Kush.

1:21:24🔗 Adam Is it is it do? I know it's a science now where people are just, you know, marrying, you know, you like inseminate the female and do all this crap and hydroponic this and grow like that. But is it now kind of getting to the point with pot where it's almost like beer or booze, you know, where you can go, well, I, this has a. It's a distinctive flavor. This has a distinctive characteristics and a distinctive high.

1:21:50🔗 Cypress Hill Absolutely. I mean, depending on what strain you're growing and what formula you're using to grow it. I mean, basically, you know, growing pot is pretty much a general thing. Like if you're growing it inside or outside, there's specific things you do, but everybody has a different formula within, you know, those things that you do when you grow it.

1:22:10🔗 Adam Is it getting to the point where there's just a handful? I mean, we've weeded out, pardon the pun, all the bad seeds, and now we're getting it so refined? Well, you know, like this is the offspring of this last batch, and you know exactly what you're getting. Yeah.

1:22:28🔗 Cypress Hill Well, most people these days, they don't grow from seeds anymore. What they'll do is there'll be a certain strain, like let's say this Kush strain, for instance, that originally started from seed, but when people started figuring out that you can clone the plant, and keep that strain going, that you keep that strain going by just cloning that plant, and that plant will last you as long as you don't get busted growing it.

1:22:56🔗 Adam I'd say some of our greatest minds are in the drug world.

1:23:00🔗 Cypress Hill And definitely there are different tastes to different strains, different highs to different strains. Some will have a really heavy high where you just want to go and be lazy and do nothing and whatever. Your brain is clouded.

1:23:16🔗 Adam Other ones are where you want to eat and do nothing.

1:23:20🔗 Cypress Hill And then there's others where it kind of gives you a lift, but you're still high. It's not like...

1:23:26🔗 Adam No, I'm with you.

1:23:28🔗 Cypress Hill Everybody grows their strain a little different.

1:23:30🔗 Adam I know. Drew tells me that every day.

1:23:33🔗 Cypress Hill He's become an expert, man.

1:23:36🔗 Adam Yeah. He had a $13,000 utility bill last month.

1:23:41🔗 Drew My lights.

1:23:42🔗 Adam The man freaked out on him.

1:23:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:23:44🔗 Adam That's how they find you, Drew.

1:23:45🔗 Drew Is that right? The lights.

1:23:47🔗 Adam Yeah. They start looking, you know, especially when you're a guy who's growing pot plants in your house, because your utility bill the month before you started growing the pot was eight bucks, because you don't...

1:23:59🔗 Cypress Hill And all of a sudden, that's tall grass.

1:24:00🔗 Adam You don't have a sub-zero in Central Air and all this kind of stuff. You just, you maybe, you got a fan oscillating, fan blowing in the summertime and a mosquito zapper. That's about the only juice you're using. Then all of a sudden, you just use up a grand the following month. That's how they know to come over to your place.

1:24:19🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, all the lights and all of the stuff that's necessary.

1:24:22🔗 Adam All the grow lights, yeah.

1:24:22🔗 Cypress Hill All the grow lights and all the other stuff. I mean, that's just a part of it, you know. It's expensive, you know.

1:24:28🔗 Adam I know.

1:24:28🔗 Cypress Hill And it costs a lot of money.

1:24:30🔗 Adam I know, between that and the paintball and his tap. All right, we got to take a break. Go down to the vault in Long Beach Sea, Cypress Hill tomorrow night, because like I said, the paintball ain't for free, that vaporizer, that isn't free, that's an endorsement.

1:24:45🔗 Cypress Hill That isn't free either.

1:24:46🔗 Adam That's a free, that's a free.

1:24:47🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, that's a freebie for me.

1:24:48🔗 Adam That's an endorsement deal. But the weed ain't cheap these days, so, you know what I mean? Daddy needs a new pair of shoes. Yeah. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:25:00🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:25:13🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. B-Real is here from Cypress Hill. B-Real is your dear friend who has come in here. That's probably six time in here, I would say.

1:25:27🔗 Drew Oh, my goodness, more than four. Probably a little more. Like 12th time, I'd say. Well, he's here. Well, he should keep records on this.

1:25:33🔗 Adam Yeah, he was probably here four times before I was here.

1:25:36🔗 Drew Easily. Maybe half a dozen times.

1:25:38🔗 Adam Now, hold on a second.

1:25:39🔗 Drew 92, that's not your man?

1:25:41🔗 Cypress Hill Well, 93.

1:25:43🔗 Adam 93, Insane in Memory came out.

1:25:46🔗 Drew I think you were coming in even before that song.

1:25:49🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, maybe the...

1:25:50🔗 Adam But that was just to work the floor buffer.

1:25:53🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:25:53🔗 Adam I'm just saying.

1:25:54🔗 Drew It wasn't actually on in the studio.

1:25:57🔗 Cypress Hill I was cleaning the toilets.

1:25:58🔗 Adam That buffer, boy, that floor buffer, I saw one going at 3.30 in the morning when I was leaving CBS last night. I thought that floor buffer does not run between the hours. It does not run between like 10 a.m. or 8 a.m. and like 12 midnight. It's only the wee hours.

1:26:17🔗 Drew You're talking about the one with the hammer. Well, then why does that guy have slightly more life in him than the guy pushing that big, that giant vehicle? You know the one I'm talking about?

1:26:27🔗 Adam Yeah, like the carpet Zamboni.

1:26:29🔗 Drew The big Zamboni, yeah. That guy is living dead. That guy is actually dead but walking.

1:26:33🔗 Cypress Hill He probably gets paid by the hour so he's taking his sweet time.

1:26:36🔗 Adam That floor buffer thing.

1:26:37🔗 Drew There's a different guy that pushes that one that pushes the buffer. The buffer is kind of a guy looking a little lively, kind of into a little bit, three in the morning.

1:26:44🔗 Adam But you got to, that floor buffer is like, that's Count Dracula's floor buffer, it only is in the middle of the wee hours, it hits its day.

1:26:53🔗 Drew Yeah, it vaporizes at day light.

1:26:55🔗 Cypress Hill It doesn't turn on in the day.

1:26:56🔗 Adam Oh, if the sunlight hits it, it's like.

1:26:59🔗 Drew It does, it explodes.

1:27:00🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah. All right.

1:27:02🔗 Adam It's like that George Clooney movie when he was the Don of the Dead or whatever the hell that movie is. Come on, Drew.

1:27:08🔗 Caller Here we go.

1:27:09🔗 Adam You know that one. Dust till Dawn.

1:27:11🔗 Cypress Hill Dust till Dawn.

1:27:11🔗 Adam Yeah, it sort of explodes. It makes a weird screeching sound, tries to block itself from the sun.

1:27:15🔗 Cypress Hill It looks like he was on Dust till Dawn.

1:27:19🔗 Adam Let's take ourselves a question from Jersey, who's 24. Jersey?

1:27:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:25🔗 Adam What's up?

1:27:26🔗 Caller Hey, not a way, Adam. Dr. Drew, I listen to the show all the time. Just want to let you guys know. Thank you. And Adam, your killer on Crank Anchors, Bertram's awesome.

1:27:36🔗 Adam Oh, thanks.

1:27:39🔗 Caller I had a question. My fiance and I have a rather unique sex life. Like she allows me to have sex with other women, like as long as she's there. She says that it like turns her on to watch me having sex with other women.

1:27:55🔗 Drew It turns her on until she eventually gets angry.

1:27:59🔗 Caller No, like she says that like she's all for it, like all through the whole thing and even like afterwards.

1:28:06🔗 Drew I'm just saying, Jersey, yeah, for now. There's an aggression behind that. And eventually she's going to see something in your eye or something in the way you're relating to that woman that triggers something in her and she is going to go up like a Roman candle.

1:28:18🔗 Cypress Hill And then she's going to say, I want to bring another guy in so you can watch me.

1:28:23🔗 Caller See, that's what I said, like the beginning of everything, but like it's, I mean, it's been going on for like over a year now. I'm like, she never wants another guy like anywhere near her.

1:28:37🔗 Adam Well, she's a mess.

1:28:38🔗 Drew I'm just saying, you're walking on thin ice with this one.

1:28:42🔗 Adam Well, let's do a little investigation, but let me ask you this, Jersey. By the way, God bless you. You got a good deal. Don't have any kids, right?

1:28:50🔗 Drew Don't blow it.

1:28:51🔗 Adam Do you have any kids?

1:28:53🔗 Caller No. Good.

1:28:54🔗 Adam No kids. Here's the thing that's kind of funny, though. I can see her, you know, getting into watching him, getting on with another chick and all that. Like, I understand she's a little left out, but people. Okay. But my, here's my point.

1:29:06🔗 Drew She may be doing stuff you're not aware of too, by the way.

1:29:08🔗 Adam You know, she can watch you and that's fine. You got to watch what you say because sometimes you get with a chick and you get that, Oh, you're so hot, man. Or you're so hot.

1:29:17🔗 Drew That's the kind of thing.

1:29:18🔗 Adam You got to watch your mouth.

1:29:19🔗 Drew Right. That's what I'm, or the way he even looks at her.

1:29:21🔗 Adam That'll screw you up.

1:29:22🔗 Drew She sees a light in his eye. Yeah.

1:29:23🔗 Adam Like you got to crawl on top of this chick and go, you're okay. Not as hot as my girl, but you're decent.

1:29:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:31🔗 Adam You're like a five.

1:29:31🔗 Cypress Hill The minute she catches that eye contact or that one thing.

1:29:35🔗 Drew And then I tell you, Roman Candle, dude, it's just cause she's going to go off. Yeah.

1:29:38🔗 Adam You got to, you got to watch what you're saying. You got to look somewhere else.

1:29:41🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. Pretend to look somewhere else.

1:29:44🔗 Adam You know what you got to do? I remember, I remember when the Dixie Chicks asked me to go to the Grammys a million years ago. And they won.

1:29:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:53🔗 Adam And my girlfriend was home watching. And the Dixie Chicks win and we all stand up and they like go to hug me. But I realized my girlfriend was watching on TV. So I did the handshake.

1:30:04🔗 Caller Hey, fantastic.

1:30:05🔗 Adam Hey, young lady, you got yourself a Grammy. Good for you.

1:30:09🔗 Cypress Hill That was that was that was good on your feet thinking.

1:30:12🔗 Drew Yeah, not awkward. You look great on TV, by the way.

1:30:16🔗 Adam Fantastic. God bless. God bless. And are you the one who plays the banjo or is that the fiddle gal? God bless you. Many more. Many more. Yeah. It was funny because they're all sitting with their husbands there. So they're all like hugging and smooching. And I was like, fantastic. I was like a Larry Tate after Darren got a raise or something. He was smacking her on the back.

1:30:39🔗 Cypress Hill You know, he could just put on some sunglasses and maybe try to get away with it.

1:30:42🔗 Adam That's a good idea. Jersey? Yeah. We worry about your girl. And we worry that she comes from a less than a desirable family.

1:30:53🔗 Drew Well, she's...

1:30:53🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. I got the whole story on that one, but...

1:30:56🔗 Drew There's a little smell of addiction here, too, I've got to tell you. Little addictive qualities. Is she an alcoholic also?

1:31:03🔗 Caller No. She doesn't drink at all. She doesn't drink, she doesn't smoke. And I mean, she seems like a good girl until it comes to sex.

1:31:12🔗 Drew She never got going with drugs any time in her life?

1:31:14🔗 Caller No, not at all. She doesn't even...

1:31:16🔗 Cypress Hill Or not that he knows of...

1:31:17🔗 Drew What's that? Not what?

1:31:18🔗 Caller She hates that I smoke cigarettes. All right.

1:31:21🔗 Adam Listen, Jersey...

1:31:22🔗 Drew There's a little smack of alcohol in here.

1:31:24🔗 Adam Don't... You're gonna sway Drew with the facts.

1:31:27🔗 Drew Was her dad an alcoholic?

1:31:29🔗 Caller Uh... No, he's not.

1:31:32🔗 Drew Mom?

1:31:32🔗 Caller All right. No.

1:31:33🔗 Drew Just curious. Glad luck.

1:31:35🔗 Caller She's lucky. I agree. Her parents have issues, Chuck. They have really deep issues.

1:31:41🔗 Adam Jersey, quiet down and listen to me. As you know, I'm a genius, even if it's self-proclaimed. Here's the deal. Do not get her pregnant. Do not marry her. She's chaotic. Have your fun. Bang your chicks. Have a good time.

1:31:56🔗 Drew Get her some treatment.

1:31:56🔗 Adam Enjoy. But there will be a price to pay for this. And there'll be an ultimate price to pay if you have a bunch of kids and all that. Then it's going to be a disaster. Don't get her pregnant and do all have all the fun you want. We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody.

1:32:46🔗 Caller Oh, that's it.

1:32:47🔗 Adam I want to say thank you to our friend Be Real from Cypress Hills.

1:32:52🔗 Cypress Hill Thanks for having me.

1:32:54🔗 Adam Catch him at the vault in Long Beach tomorrow with a little Cinco de Mayo, or he'll see you out on the field of honor with a paintball.

1:33:01🔗 Caller That's great.

1:33:02🔗 Caller Get you up at dawn.

1:33:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:04🔗 Drew Exciting.

1:33:05🔗 Adam Paintballs at dawn.

1:33:06🔗 Caller We're going to have us a duel.

1:33:07🔗 Adam Yeah. Talk to us seconds. We'll take ourselves a little break, and about 22 hours. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahala. Hey, you.

1:33:20🔗 Caller This has been Loveline.

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