Sunday, April 10, 2005

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1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17🔗 Adam With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew. Board Certified Physician and Addiction Medicine Specialist. Yeah.

1:31🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:32🔗 Adam What's going on?

1:32🔗 Drew Here we are back in our home turf.

1:34🔗 Adam Yeah. Get It On. Yeah. We can't be beat on our home field either, Drew.

1:39🔗 Drew How was the rest of your New York trip?

1:42🔗 Adam Let's see. So I went home, went to bed at 5, slept about 1130 and got an airplane, went home, had a, had that, oh, had a, driving everyone nuts. That's all I do, is just, okay, I'll say in my life, you want to know my life?

2:03🔗 Drew Yeah.

2:03🔗 Adam All right.

2:04🔗 Drew Here's some planning.

2:04🔗 Adam Here's my life for us. Well, it's complaining, complaining. But here's the thing. I was complaining on the ride in. They've been remodeling JFK airport, at least the American Airlines terminal. They've been remodeling it for about 22 years.

2:23🔗 Drew They're saying it's going to be gone out for two more years.

2:25🔗 Adam JFK was alive when they started remodeling that terminal at JFK. He was a young man. I think he was still in the service at that point, when they started the remodel back in 1939. It is the American Airlines terminals, the worst one. But I have no problem with that. They have this one little cordoned off area, right? Right by the metal detectors. And everyone is real nice over there. They have a little cordoned off area where people have to take their shoes off and stand there and put their arms on and get to one. The piece of carpet that they have there is from the 60s. It is sacrament thin. It is not carpet like you know. Yeah, it's parchment. It's rice paper. If you can get across that weed hopper without tearing it, you'll be a true ninja. It is, it is, Drew, is it an eighth of an inch or is it a 32nd of an inch?

3:23🔗 Drew A 32nd of an inch, if that.

3:25🔗 Adam It's invisible. It started off as gray but has now turned just sort of, just sort of gunpowder brown. And I had my wife count 19 gum splotches in the thing. Now I see it every time and I see these poor women, they kick off their pumps, they stand there barefoot on the world's stiltiest square.

3:45🔗 Drew Nylons are sticking to the gum.

3:47🔗 Adam Or nylons, or barefoot, either way, barefoot, nylon, socks, the world's stiltiest square of carpet.

3:53🔗 Drew On earth.

3:54🔗 Adam On earth. And every time I pass by it, I look at everyone who's working there, and I go, how about send some guy down to the Home Depot, get themselves just a welcome mat, or something.

4:06🔗 Drew How about you go outside the carpeteer in the back, just get a piece of-

4:08🔗 Adam But you get a remnant for $8 and just put it down there, and change it once every eight years, let's say.

4:14🔗 Drew 18 years.

4:15🔗 Adam Now everyone starts laughing at me every time I say this, because it's Adam Corolla, funny man. And it starts just, yeah, yeah, all right, yeah.

4:22🔗 Drew That's your nightmare.

4:23🔗 Adam You talk to my boss about it, all right. And I'm like, no, I'm serious. There's 26 pieces of gum on the carpet.

4:31🔗 Drew You're funny, Mr. Corolla. It's filthy.

4:33🔗 Adam Okay, maybe some, I'll be fair, maybe some of it is tar from a loogie that a heavy smoker hocked up many years ago. I don't know that it's all gum, but it's that thing, that black mark that gum leaves when it gets flattened out. You pull the gum out and it gets flattened out, just gets covered with so much soot that it just actually looks like a pirate's eyepatch. And so there's one square of it. The square looked like it got pulled up from some other location that was, like they were throwing it away. And everyone, all these people just come through who were at their first class tickets, they get down to their barefoot and they just stand on the filthiest square of carpet. The last barefoot guy was standing with the old tobacco on it. And every time I just go nuts, I go, why doesn't, and it's not my sensibilities. I don't care. I eat crap off the floor. I would eat something off of that carpet. I don't care, but it looks like someone blew a snot rocket on your carpet. It looks like a million filthy, just the hoards, just the masses. It looks like it's like a time travel carpet. Like this thing is just going on. This thing was around 2,000 years before carpet was invented. Is that filthy? Is that disgusting? It is that old? And I just stand there and I just go nuts. And I look at everyone and everyone wants to know what the deal is. And I'm saying to my wife, what, what, how many pieces? And she's going, would you relax? Who cares?

5:55🔗 Drew Here's what I like. I have no doubt that you chatted up to your wife a good 30 minutes before you got to that pad. That she had to listen to you complaining about what you're gonna see. Yeah, she did. She did.

6:05🔗 Adam And then she had to tally, which was like I said, how many pieces of gum? Well, on the move. Yeah, yeah. 19 that she could find. 19 in a 32 inch by 32 inch square.

6:14🔗 Drew Nice. I, on the other hand, skated through the Newark American Terminal, as I told you, a billion times the way to go.

6:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

6:19🔗 Drew And though the usual hassles that secure it, I'm like, putting my crap and just thinking more travel. And about a large African-American man was standing at the end of the sort of the metal tray that you slide your stuff down.

6:32🔗 Adam More working security?

6:33🔗 Drew Well, I hear him go, sir, you'll have to step aside. I'm like, oh, geez. I go, sir, look up, David Ongre.

6:40🔗 Adam Wow. Dag. My main man.

6:43🔗 Drew Funny.

6:43🔗 Adam Where was he going?

6:44🔗 Drew He's going home.

6:45🔗 Adam Wow. What the hell was he doing?

6:48🔗 Drew Some audition that he didn't get or.

6:50🔗 Go to hell.

6:52🔗 Drew And he immediately wanted to point out to me that he's angry that we don't use his, I believe, his operatic Germany or Florida. Oh, maybe that's it. He doesn't want to hear the whatever that one is.

7:03🔗 Adam He doesn't want to hear the beat box one. He wants to hear the operatic one.

7:07🔗 Drew All right.

7:07🔗 Adam Well, Anderson, maybe.

7:08🔗 Drew And he sleeps on playing better than anybody. Oh, yeah. Everybody except. Well, yes, he like, you know, from Shakespeare while he's asleep. Oh, really?

7:17🔗 Adam Such a fine actor. He's got a big mouth and bigger nostrils, but they're all tons of air passing through that.

7:24🔗 Drew No noise. No noise. And I monitor for that. But lots of facial action, like really like acting out scenes.

7:31🔗 Adam You could see him from Coach, huh?

7:33🔗 I'm afraid the one he wants doesn't exist. I'm looking.

7:35🔗 Drew Oh, he'll have to come back and do that.

7:37🔗 Yeah, he'll have to do it.

7:39🔗 Drew We know what you're talking about, Ryan.

7:41🔗 Yeah, I don't think I've related in, though. It was just funny at the time, but it wasn't really worth.

7:45🔗 Adam Oh, worthy.

7:46🔗 Drew Oh, I'm sure he'll be calling.

7:48🔗 Adam Yeah, it was a four. All right, let's talk to Philippe. Philippe?

7:53🔗 It's Philippe, actually.

7:55🔗 Adam Philippe, you're 20. What's up?

7:58🔗 Caller I can't believe I'm speaking to the Vicar of Christ.

8:00🔗 Adam Yeah, oh yeah, you're on to the Vicar of Christ.

8:02🔗 Drew Still. Vicar?

8:03🔗 Adam And Dr. Drew, what's up?

8:06🔗 Drew Dad, I got to hear over and over, but I can't hear David Angre's operatic.

8:09🔗 Adam Not worth it.

8:10🔗 He's like the third host on the show already.

8:12🔗 Adam Yeah, leave him alone.

8:14🔗 Caller Go ahead, Philippe. So I was recently hooking up with an ex-girlfriend and at one point she told me that I was the only guy, out of all the guys she was hooking up with, that could give her an orgasm.

8:28🔗 Drew What's up, Vicka?

8:31🔗 Caller So we started talking about it and to me that made it sound like she must have some feelings for me. But she started saying, no, it's just because we've been friends so long and we've been having sex for so long that I'm just comfortable with you. So she totally denied having feelings. But to me it just sounds like with girls there's some emotion attached to it.

8:53🔗 Adam Well, 98% of the time and then once in a while you get one that actually has an aversion to relationships because of whatever went on in the past. And that's going to be a crazy hayride.

9:06🔗 Drew Or you can hit one and it's just you're that person that they can kind of stay out of it with and still have, you know what I mean?

9:12🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

9:12🔗 Drew They still have feelings, they still feel extra close and eventually it may get too close, but they can kind of handle it for a little while. Now, what you're hearing though is her talking herself out of it. Say, oh, no, no, I can handle this. No, no, no. And maybe she can, but you're right, it's treacherous territory. I don't know if the orgasm has anything to do with it, but just the fact that she claims not to have feelings is a little suspicious.

9:34🔗 Adam Well, you have feelings for her, Felipe?

9:37🔗 Caller Yeah, I guess we broke up recently and I tell myself I don't, but I guess I do.

9:43🔗 Adam Is there a difference in the spelling of Felipe and Felipe?

9:48🔗 Caller Yeah, Felipe is F-E-L-I-P-E, and that's the Mexican way.

9:53🔗 Drew One L.

9:54🔗 Caller One L.

9:54🔗 Drew And F.

9:55🔗 Caller Felipe is P-H-I-O-I-P-P-E, that's French.

10:01🔗 Drew No, Felipe has a P-P-E. He only had two Ls and one P.

10:05🔗 Caller No, one L and two P's.

10:07🔗 Adam Two P's?

10:08🔗 Caller Yeah, it's French.

10:10🔗 Adam All right, listen, Pepe. And what about, and then do we need a Felipe, a Philip and a Felipe? Let's just, let's just call, let's just settle on Philip.

10:19🔗 Caller All right.

10:20🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

10:20🔗 Drew Which would be without the E, two Ls, no E.

10:22🔗 Adam Yeah, two Ls, no E. All right, Felipe. Well, you're into her. She's not as into you. Why did you guys break up?

10:33🔗 Caller I think it's because of that. I think I was just, I wanted her to be a girlfriend, you know, and she, for whatever reason, didn't want to be with me.

10:42🔗 Adam Well, I thought you guys were boyfriend and girlfriend.

10:44🔗 Drew No, friends. Friends with benefits.

10:47🔗 Adam I thought they broke up or something.

10:49🔗 Caller We started off just hooking up and that lasted for about a month. And the whole time I had like just a huge crush on her. And at one point she said, do you want to be my boyfriend? I was like, all right, sure. And from then on, it just felt like I was in it and she just wasn't, and I was just hanging out with guys all the time.

11:09🔗 Adam All right. So let's just figure this out, Drew. What is Philippe's only shot?

11:15🔗 Drew If any.

11:17🔗 Adam Okay, but he's having sex with her.

11:19🔗 Drew He's not anymore. She dumped him. She's either.

11:23🔗 Adam They're not having sex anymore?

11:24🔗 Drew No, it's over. How?

11:25🔗 Adam I thought there was something with the orgasm or something. Philippe, no more sex?

11:30🔗 That stopped about a week ago. All right.

11:33🔗 Adam She just cut that off. All right. Well, that's it. You got to find another chick.

11:37🔗 Caller Yeah, I know.

11:39🔗 Adam Look, here's about the best you can do. You find somebody else, and she finds out you found somebody else.

11:44🔗 Drew That's it. That's your only game, and that's about a 10% chance of working. Look, she's either really, really nutty, in which case he should count his blessings, or really, truly not into him, which is why it didn't evolve into something more. And that's it. Those are your choices. Hey, I'm looking for, by the way, speaking of screwed up sex lives for Discovery Health, I'm looking for people that have had difficulty with their sex life after having had a baby. Husbands and wives looking for both, or men and, fathers and mothers.

12:13🔗 Adam Let me ask you a question here, Drew, regarding dog poo.

12:18🔗 Drew Ah, please.

12:19🔗 Adam All things.

12:19🔗 Drew Oh, good. I can't wait.

12:22🔗 Adam First off, you know, I went out to dinner last night with Jimmy and this beautiful girl, Sarah.

12:31🔗 Drew I think your dog didn't have as much as a drop of urine come out of him in the house.

12:35🔗 Adam No.

12:35🔗 Drew Poo?

12:36🔗 Adam No poo in the house.

12:37🔗 Drew Oh, okay. All right, so go ahead.

12:38🔗 Adam But some poo on the road. My wife picked it up in the bag. And we walked by like, we're taking a walk today, walked by like 30 trash cans. I was like, throw it in the trash can.

12:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

12:50🔗 Adam Well, she goes again, something. I was like, what, you like the feeling? Would you, you get these stupid arguments, you know, all the time? No, we get some more stupid arguments with me, but I can't, like for me, I feel like half my life is telling people breathe and they are, they're arguing with me. No, I'm not gonna, let me, it's my lungs. I'll decide, you know, and I'm just go, I'm just telling you to do what you should be doing. That's my whole argument and everything. But anyway, 30 trash cans at 31st, it finally stops. Like, are you going to throw that duke away? She's like, is it bothering you? I'm like, it's bothering me that we've been transporting caca for the last 70 miles and you haven't thrown it in one of the trash cans.

13:29🔗 Drew That would bother me.

13:30🔗 Adam I'm bothered.

13:31🔗 Drew Yes, it should have gone in the first can.

13:33🔗 Adam You'd be bothered too, right?

13:34🔗 Caller And where do you think it's supposed to go?

13:35🔗 Drew Do you think it should flush down the toilet when she gets home?

13:38🔗 Adam Something, the dog may go again, I don't know.

13:41🔗 This is a reality show I would watch, for sure.

13:43🔗 Drew Transporting poo?

13:44🔗 No, just a camera following Adam and his wife around would be awesome.

13:48🔗 Adam Yeah, sorry going about everything.

13:51🔗 Drew It would get tedious fast. It sounds fun here, but he's actually doing it, it gets painful.

13:56🔗 Adam You start crying. But thanks anyway, Anderson. So anyway, finally throws the Duke away, but here's the thing, Sarah Silverman's sister, I can't remember which one brought up recently, there she is. Remember dog Duke used to turn white? You'd leave it outside?

14:15🔗 Drew You'd leave it out so long, it would sort of petrify.

14:18🔗 Adam It would turn a little flaky white, it was actually-

14:20🔗 Drew But wasn't the smaller ones though would do that? It would get a little snow, yeah, you're right.

14:23🔗 Adam It would get a little snow capped almost, like it was weird, it would turn kind of white.

14:27🔗 Drew And flaky, it would turn to powder.

14:30🔗 Adam What's with that?

14:31🔗 Drew You have big dogs now.

14:32🔗 Adam No, no.

14:33🔗 Drew Those were little dog poos.

14:34🔗 Adam Nah, I think things have changed.

14:36🔗 Drew Dog poos changed, their diet has changed?

14:38🔗 Adam Possibly the diet-

14:39🔗 Drew They're not eating sawdust anymore?

14:41🔗 Adam I don't know if we were feeding them horse or with some, you know, probably just some weird, you know, steroid or hormone or something?

14:49🔗 Drew Your story sort of belies the fact here that people are cleaning the poo all the time.

14:54🔗 Adam Yeah, they are.

14:55🔗 Drew We didn't use to clean poo.

14:56🔗 Adam No.

14:57🔗 Drew It just, dog poo was just part of the landscape. There was.

15:00🔗 Adam Well, as happens.

15:02🔗 Drew And then you sort of wait for it to turn to powder and then kick it around and that'd be the end of it.

15:05🔗 Adam Yeah, maybe it was. Maybe it's not spending a long enough period on the ground.

15:10🔗 Drew Right.

15:10🔗 Adam It used to. It used to. Nobody walked around with a baggie.

15:13🔗 Drew Not, you know, people would be howling at you if you did that.

15:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

15:16🔗 Drew 20 years ago. Are you kidding?

15:17🔗 Adam No.

15:18🔗 Drew People would just laugh their ass off watching you do that. If you filmed that, that'd be the reality show.

15:22🔗 Adam I know. I know. I'd rather. And by the way, I'd rather.

15:25🔗 Drew That's something like Ava Gabor would do in Greenacre. You know what I mean?

15:30🔗 Adam Yeah.

15:30🔗 Drew It's something that would seem so bizarre for somebody to do.

15:33🔗 Adam I would never. I still don't do it. But I will bring. You know what I bring? I bring a sand wedge. Actually, I actually line it up and I'll hit a lob.

15:41🔗 Caller That's good.

15:42🔗 Drew Nice.

15:42🔗 Adam Put it in someone's yard. Yeah. Got to clean the club a lot.

15:45🔗 Caller But it's worth it.

15:47🔗 Adam Yeah. And I get to work my swing out. Tom?

15:50🔗 Drew Do you tee it up? I mean.

15:52🔗 Adam No, no. Just spreading grass. I used to wedge. All right. Hit it out of the rough. Yeah. Tom, you're 18.

16:00🔗 Caller Hello?

16:01🔗 Drew Oh boy.

16:02🔗 Adam All right. I'm already tired of talking to you. What's up?

16:06🔗 Caller Well, I've been hooking up with a girl recently and I've got stores on my tongue whenever I eat off sugar or something spicy, like one of my taste buds kind of turned white and flamed.

16:24🔗 Drew All right. Hold on. How long ago was the hookup? Hold on. I want to hold. Well, I got sort of startled by his auctioneering.

16:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

16:34🔗 Drew Tom, how long ago was the hookup?

16:37🔗 Caller Two months ago.

16:38🔗 Drew Two months ago. And you've had soreness ever since. Do you want any medication?

16:41🔗 Caller None.

16:42🔗 Drew No, you weren't taking antibiotics or anything around that time?

16:45🔗 Nothing.

16:46🔗 Drew Well, you can get herpes in the mouth just the way you can get it at the genital tract. And if your mouth was down somewhere where you could have got that, that's a possibility. And that will kind of stick around for a while.

16:56🔗 Adam He gave her oral sex. Is that true, Tom? Oh, yeah.

17:00🔗 Drew All right. So you might have stirred something like that up. And also you can get yeast infections in your mouth, though that's not really transmissible from her. It's that something that can occur if you're taking medication or vitamins or anything unusual that you're taking or doing or not eating. And that can cause sort of a burning of the mouth and cheeks, tongue and cheeks, particularly. So, but yeah.

17:19🔗 Adam What should he do?

17:20🔗 Drew He needs to get seen. I can only speculate what this is. All right.

17:24🔗 Adam Go to the doctor there, buddy.

17:25🔗 Drew Thank you.

17:26🔗 Adam What percentage of food that people think affects them actually affects them? I mean, the part where they have the food allergies. Now, well, there's that part. Then it's like, you know, they eat red meat, they get tired, they eat sugar.

17:43🔗 Drew I know I've got the garlic there.

17:44🔗 Adam They peak and then they go down. No, I mean, Drew gets gassy if he eats green onions.

17:50🔗 Drew In terms of expecting green onions.

17:52🔗 Adam Well, the people have stuff that will give them gas. I always just wonder.

17:55🔗 Drew Do things affect their mood and all that and energy level?

17:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:59🔗 Drew Oh, no, 5%.

18:01🔗 Adam Yeah. And then, you know the person I can't hang around with? The person that caffeine affects too much. You know that person where like, I have one cup of them up for four days. And then they get all weird. Like, you go out to eat with them and they order like a tea. And they're like, I'll have a herb herbal. I don't like the herbal people either. I have the herbal tea. And the person is like, okay. And they're like, is there caffeine in that? And then the person is like, no, it's just herbal tea. Okay. So there's no, there's none. I like the person that checks it two times. So there's none.

18:34🔗 Drew And then when they turn back for the-

18:35🔗 Adam And the person is going, yeah, I'm changing my mind. There's a ton of caffeine. More than a six pack of Jolt.

18:39🔗 Drew You know, when they turn back, they got to explain to you all the details.

18:41🔗 Adam Yeah, I can't. One time, and they always have some story that you want to laugh at, but you can't. Like they go, one time I was working this jobs about three in the afternoon. I asked the person for decaf. They said it was decaf. And I was very careful. They handed it to me. Turned out it was regular. I could not sleep that night. We didn't wrap until 12.30 at night. I got home at two, but I could not. And I'm always thinking, you know, they want you to go, oh, oh, but I'm always thinking you lightweight pussy. And secondly, you probably did get the decaf. Your mind is just, you're just spinning.

19:11🔗 Drew People do not appreciate the effect of placebo. It's huge, huge.

19:14🔗 Adam Oh, I'll tell you, keeps the babies alive. You know, they're swimming in it. That what you're talking about?

19:21🔗 Drew Not a placenta, placebo.

19:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

19:27🔗 Adam Yeah. Anyway, then when the tea comes, I have to say it a second or third time. It's just, this doesn't have, it's a weird thing. I don't know why it drives me nuts. You know why? Cause I think it's a narcissistic thing. Everyone's got to, oops, everyone stop. Stop everyone because I have an eyedropper worth of caffeine. I'll be up for a week. And doesn't it just make me a lot of weight?

19:52🔗 Drew Let's put it this way. What if you had exquisite sensitivity to caffeine? You actually had that. How would you communicate that? You would like, you pull a person aside, you would not announce it at the table.

20:02🔗 Adam No, I'm all about, I'm all about motives. I really am. Somebody said to me today, no, last night, a friend of mine said, he was arguing with someone about how Bush knew there wasn't any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. And I said, well, if he knew there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and he knew in advance and it was a bit of a conspiracy and everything, don't you think he would have planted some? Because otherwise he'd look like an a-hole six months later when he invaded and they didn't find any.

20:36🔗 Drew If you were that conniving, wouldn't he go all the way?

20:39🔗 Adam Yeah. If someone said to me, look, Mr. Ruler of the Free World, if I said, look, I'm going to go invade this country, and they said, yeah, but there's no weapons of mass destruction there, I wouldn't say, all right, well, let's just invade it. Let's just tell everybody there is, tell everyone I said there was. And then eight months later, I'll deal with it. I'll look like an a-hole.

21:00🔗 Drew We'll just deal with that.

21:01🔗 Adam No, here'll be my plan. Let's invade, go find something and go bury it somewhere.

21:06🔗 Drew That's it.

21:07🔗 Adam There we go. Then we find it. That's the whole thing. That's the whole thing with all these conspiracies. It's like, where's the part where they didn't look like an idiot?

21:14🔗 Drew Where's the part where they get the payoff? Where's the pay? Where's the motivation for that?

21:18🔗 Adam Where's the payoff? Yes. If Bush may have been an idiot by assuming they had weapons of mass destruction, but he assumed it. Cause if he didn't assume it, he would have put them in the ground.

21:29🔗 Drew If he were that.

21:30🔗 Adam Otherwise, he had to know that everyone was just going to be looking at him in six months going, where are they? And he put his neck out. Laura, yeah, I got to think motivation.

21:40🔗 Drew How did your friend manage that information?

21:42🔗 Adam It was good.

21:43🔗 Drew He was able to, he caved?

21:45🔗 Adam He was on my side. He was arguing with his father-in-law. Laura?

21:49🔗 Drew How'd the father-in-law do?

21:51🔗 Hi.

21:52🔗 Adam What's happening? 24?

21:54🔗 Caller 24, yeah.

21:55🔗 Adam What's up?

21:56🔗 Well, I'm just a little confused. I guess I'm thinking I have abandonment issues. I keep jumping from relationship to relationship.

22:05🔗 Drew So you end them before somebody can leave you?

22:08🔗 Yeah. It kind of freaks me out. I hate being alone. I've had a series of bad relationships. Never really knew my dad.

22:18🔗 Drew That'll do it.

22:20🔗 Adam I knew him well, and he was a great man.

22:22🔗 Drew Really? Truly a great man.

22:24🔗 Adam Yes. We were very close. He was like a father to me.

22:28🔗 Drew How old were you when he left?

22:30🔗 Adam Four.

22:31🔗 Drew Why did he leave?

22:32🔗 Adam I spent a little time with the Ace man. The vicar?

22:34🔗 My mom divorced him and left him.

22:36🔗 Drew Yes.

22:37🔗 Adam Why did you leave? He molested someone?

22:39🔗 Do what?

22:40🔗 Adam Did he molest somebody?

22:42🔗 Yeah. Me.

22:43🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. Laura, you might as well include that in the history because it's far more than just abandonment issues.

22:49🔗 Even if I don't remember it?

22:51🔗 Drew Yes. It wires your brain differently.

22:53🔗 Adam Well, how did you figure out he did it? Your mom told you?

22:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:57🔗 My mom told me and I remember when I was like six years old going to a doctor for some reason because I guess of the because of the divorce and they were telling me I had scar tissue and all this other stuff.

23:08🔗 Drew Yo.

23:11🔗 Adam Where's he? Where's he now?

23:14🔗 Caller My dad?

23:15🔗 Yeah. He's in Florida.

23:18🔗 Adam Of course. Hold on a second.

23:20🔗 Caller Hold on. Shocking.

23:22🔗 Adam I can't believe it. What do they have? Some sort of like magnet. I think it's a special. It's like a prisoner exchange program, except for they don't give prisoners away. They just take them. They just take bring us. You know what it is? They're like some sort of landfill or something over that. Just bring us your trash. Come on down, everybody.

23:43🔗 Drew What do they do with them, I wonder? Or they must be building an army or something.

23:47🔗 Adam I don't know. I would, I, I would be-

23:48🔗 Drew Because they're all, first of all, they all become drivers.

23:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

23:52🔗 Drew The airport drivers.

23:52🔗 Adam Oh, don't get me started. Yeah, we gotta keep an eye on these Floridians. So he's in Florida and he never got prosecuted for what he did to you?

24:01🔗 No, he didn't. He went to, he went to counseling. I guess went to a doctor or something, and he was on some form of probation or something like that.

24:12🔗 Drew All right, well listen, let's get focused on you. Yes, you will certainly have abandonment issues with the father that is absent and an abuse of a-hole. Having been sexually abused will make it overwhelming and difficult and evoke all sorts of chaotic feelings every time you have a close physical relationship or even just a close intimate relationship. There are many manifestations of this condition, including personality disorders, post-traumatic stress disorder, addiction.

24:39🔗 That's what I was diagnosed with, personality disorder.

24:45🔗 Drew You're borderline. Yeah. So borderline preside disorder. All right, but the hallmark of borderline personality is chaotic relationships, inability to sustain intimacy. That's the key ingredient in that. And boy, that is a difficult thing to contain and something you gotta stay in very intensive therapy with if you're gonna hope to work with that.

25:05🔗 Adam Well, don't have any kids. That's my advice.

25:07🔗 Drew And to say something simple, you have one already?

25:11🔗 Well, she's 24.

25:13🔗 Drew How old?

25:15🔗 Adam Seven. How old is she? She's 24.

25:17🔗 Drew Perfect. Well, here's the deal. The borderline...

25:21🔗 Adam Can you put him in juvie right now just to save all the processing and paperwork?

25:25🔗 Drew And the damage he might do for us.

25:27🔗 Adam And the damage to residential and commercial districts. We'll just put him in juvie right now. We'll just save ourselves some time.

25:34🔗 Hopefully, he's actually a really, really good kid and he's a genius.

25:39🔗 Adam He is?

25:41🔗 Well, good.

25:41🔗 Adam Where's his dad?

25:42🔗 Drew That's great.

25:42🔗 Adam Yeah, that's good.

25:44🔗 His dad is around. We have a pretty good friendship going on.

25:48🔗 Drew All right. Listen, your borderline stuff has really got to be taken care of. To sit around and think about very simplistic notions like I have abandonment issues, that's why... It's much more complex than that. Get in treatment and stay in it, okay? Okay.

26:04🔗 Adam All right, baby doll, take care of yourself.

26:06🔗 Drew Thank you.

26:06🔗 Adam All right. The parent of the child is a genius. The parent of the child is a genius.

26:16🔗 Drew The parent of the child is a genius. The parent of the child is a genius. The parent of the child is a genius. The parent of the child is a genius.

26:22🔗 Adam The parent of the child is a genius.

26:24🔗 Drew Usually, parents do, they'll sort of, they're going, yeah, this one.

26:27🔗 Adam Yeah, but then-

26:28🔗 Drew But they will not say genius, ever.

26:30🔗 Adam No, they never say genius, and also sometimes don't even brag about their genius kids too much.

26:34🔗 Drew They never brag, they're always understated. But when prompted, they go, yeah, this one kid, he's really talented, really good. What's he doing? Oh, he's five, he's in Caltech now.

26:43🔗 Adam Yeah, but through, yeah, throughout history, it's always that good alcoholic dad, stepdad who gets drunk and tells him he's worthless. That's what gives him the eye of the tiger. Let me tell you this, Drew. What do we, I was just thinking of these pedophiles. Every time I turn on the news, it's one of these guys, he's a registered sex offender, they cut him loose in some neighborhood, the good old ACLU wants to make sure that things are sealed and people don't find out, then they kill some kids missing. What do we do with these guys? I mean, what do you do with the guys? 50 has a lot of priors, has a hankering for eight year olds. You put them in the joint for four years, hey, he's fine, let's give an eye on him.

27:24🔗 Drew No, no.

27:25🔗 Adam He's cool. You gotta call in once a week, make sure everything's cool. We can't, yeah, we can, what do we do with him? What do we do with him?

27:34🔗 Drew You could argue that those things are treatable, but they have to be treated. Pedophile Island.

27:38🔗 Adam That's what the answer is. You know what I was thinking? I know we're running late for break, but a few week ago or so, they were talking about how Marlon Brando was gonna give Michael Jackson one of his islands to seek refuge on, because he owns an island, and that island is like a sovereign nation.

27:55🔗 Drew Right, right.

27:56🔗 Adam That could be Pedophile Island.

27:58🔗 Drew Perfect.

27:58🔗 Adam Michael Jackson lands there, all the other pedophiles go there, and that's when my plane of Cub Scout troops goes down.

28:05🔗 Caller Yeah? Remember we talked about that?

28:08🔗 Adam No. I never talked about Pedophile Island with you?

28:10🔗 Drew No.

28:11🔗 Adam Oh, this is a strong, strong idea for a TV show.

28:13🔗 Drew Is this a TV show? Oh, I see, it's like Lost. I get it, I get it, I got it.

28:17🔗 Adam Yeah, I should even talk about it on the air. It's too good. Forget it.

28:21🔗 Drew Wait, hold on, hold on. It needs a better name than Pedophile Island though.

28:25🔗 Adam There's no better name. AIDS Butler wasn't a better name than Pedophile Island.

28:29🔗 Drew No, you need to make a twist on the Lost and the Cub Scouts.

28:33🔗 Adam All right, true.

28:33🔗 Drew Lost Scouts or something.

28:35🔗 Adam Now hold on, we'll take a little break. We'll come back with Drew's horribly disappointing effort on the title of my now working title, Pedophile Island.

28:43🔗 Drew Pedophile Island is good, but I think you do better.

28:46🔗 Adam I like to see you do better.

28:47🔗 Drew Oh, I don't.

28:48🔗 Adam You do better. All right, Chris.

28:51🔗 Yeah, what's up?

28:52🔗 Adam You do better than Pedophile Island when we come back.

28:54🔗 Drew All right. All right.

28:55🔗 We'll work on it.

28:56🔗 Adam Get a pen, write down a few.

28:57🔗 Drew Okay.

28:58🔗 Adam All right.

28:59🔗 Sure.

28:59🔗 Adam Five.

29:00🔗 Five of them.

29:00🔗 Adam You know the story line?

29:01🔗 Drew Something's on fire here, by the way.

29:03🔗 Caller What smells?

29:04🔗 Adam Chris is thinking.

29:05🔗 No, I got it.

29:06🔗 Adam Always smells like a door lock just got lit up whenever he has to think. All right, come on, write them down.

29:11🔗 Okay.

29:11🔗 Adam All right, we'll be back after this.

29:14🔗 Loveline, we'll be right back.

29:32🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191-ER. Oh yeah, the Vicar of Crisis. Still get to keep the title for like another five days, or something like that. Thank you. All right, when we left off, I was talking about my show, Pedophile Island. The, hold on, the premise of Pedophile Island is it's the year 2020. I like when they just pick a time, like it's only 15 years away, but they've taken, like New York has become a maximum security prison. Right, right. Like, what? It's 12 years from now. What do you mean? How's this work? The federal government has placed chips inside of all its citizens. We're all wearing gray jumpsuits.

30:13🔗 Drew Yeah, it's sort of like green. It was like eight years after it was.

30:16🔗 Adam Well, it is, it always cracks me up that we're, those movies don't really come out anymore because the year 2000 was the benchmark of all things. And even a movie that was made in 1989, it's the year 2002. Somehow when we got to 2000, we jumped ahead a thousand years. It wasn't like, well, that's 11 years from now. It's 11 plus a thousand years. There was something about that 2000 thing was great. Very romantic. We way, we grossly overestimated our ability to progress.

30:50🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

30:51🔗 Adam In the 70s and 80s. Oh yeah. Soon as the computer was invented, everyone went, that's it.

30:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:57🔗 Adam Oh, time travel within like six months.

31:00🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:02🔗 Adam And as it is, cars are about the same, doors swing on hinges. There's no app.

31:07🔗 Drew It just works a little better.

31:08🔗 Adam And people just wear Levi's like they used to. Same frames, same shoes. Shoes are just leather.

31:13🔗 Drew No jumpsuits, no polyester jumpsuits.

31:16🔗 Adam You get a cavity, they drill a hole in your tooth and they pack some crap into it.

31:19🔗 Drew That's right.

31:20🔗 Adam There you go. They give you a nice shot. There you go. That's it. So anyway, it's year 2020. We've taken all, we can't figure out what to do with these offending pedophiles, these chronic offenders. So we put them on an island, pedophile island. All right, now a plane filled with Cub Scouts attending a jamboree in Barbados crashes into the island. Okay?

31:47🔗 Drew Chris has a name for this.

31:48🔗 Adam Cub Scouts have to fend for themselves. Now Drew says he can do better than pedophile island.

31:53🔗 Drew As the executive of the company, I have a few notes for you.

31:56🔗 Adam All right, you got a name. But Chris, I gave the, he's already apologizing with his face. I gave him the assignment to come up with five good names for pedophile island or better names for pedophile island during the break. What do you got, buddy?

32:11🔗 I got nothing.

32:12🔗 Drew Zero. That's actually impressive.

32:15🔗 Adam Zero?

32:16🔗 Yeah.

32:18🔗 Drew That's better than something lame. I got to hand it to him.

32:20🔗 Adam You got nothing?

32:21🔗 Drew Gusto. Gusto and Verve.

32:23🔗 Adam Nothing?

32:24🔗 I'm still working on it.

32:26🔗 Adam Really? All right. You want a pen or something?

32:29🔗 I got a pen.

32:30🔗 Adam Oh, you do?

32:30🔗 I got a pen here. Yes.

32:31🔗 Adam All right. It's got ink in it and everything?

32:35🔗 I don't want to check.

32:36🔗 Adam All right. All right. You got zero.

32:39🔗 Drew That's a commitment. Give him a break.

32:41🔗 Adam This is an assignment, by the way.

32:44🔗 Lord of the Pedophiles.

32:45🔗 Drew There you go. I like that. I like that.

32:48🔗 That's a good one. That's all I got.

32:51🔗 Adam That's what you got. All right. I need four more.

32:53🔗 All right.

32:53🔗 Adam All right. Write them down.

32:54🔗 Drew Lord of the Guys.

32:55🔗 Adam This isn't Junior College. You have to actually do work.

32:58🔗 All right. Yeah.

32:59🔗 Drew Lord of the Guys.

33:00🔗 That would be pretty good.

33:01🔗 Adam Junior College. All right, Drew, what do you have?

33:04🔗 Drew I thought we ought to have a throwback. What was the chimpanzee's name that my son is over?

33:09🔗 Adam I'm not going to help you.

33:10🔗 Drew Just give me the time. I thought Thrilligan's Island. Thrilligan's Island.

33:16🔗 Adam Thrilligan's Island because Michael Jackson is on this island.

33:20🔗 Drew Michael Jackson's the Gilligan.

33:21🔗 Adam That's good. No, it's not good.

33:23🔗 Drew It's bumpy. We'll sort it out. Just bear with me here.

33:27🔗 Adam Thrilligan's Island.

33:28🔗 Drew Thrilligan's Island.

33:29🔗 Adam Thrilligan or Thrilligan?

33:31🔗 Drew We'll test it. We'll test. We'll test it which one they like best. And they'll be like a studious type of sort of a professor, if you will. They'll be a candy-ass guy that grew up with a silver spoon.

33:41🔗 Adam No, this is serious, Drew. This is not a comedy. It's not a comedy.

33:45🔗 Drew Oh, it's like Lost.

33:46🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like Lost, but better.

33:49🔗 Drew Yeah. See, I thought it would be that the Cub Scouts would keep nearly falling into the island. Yeah. No, they're in the island.

33:59🔗 Adam And here's the deal. They're Cub Scouts and they have to get their merit badges and survival, ironically. And that's what they're going to have to do. And they have a Hurt Scout leader who wants to be left behind, but they keep dragging him along.

34:11🔗 Drew Played by Brian Keith?

34:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Perfect. So what do you got?

34:14🔗 Drew I had, I just got to rethink it during the next break. I'll think of a strong one.

34:17🔗 Adam So, so Drew, I'm going to give you a big zero.

34:20🔗 Drew Well, because it's a, you don't want to comedy this.

34:21🔗 Adam Chris, I'm giving you a zero as well too. Shocking that you two geniuses came up with nothing.

34:26🔗 Drew I like Lord of the Guys, though. That was a good one.

34:28🔗 Adam Lord of the Guys is pretty solid.

34:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

34:31🔗 Adam Chris had Lord of the Pedophiles.

34:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

34:33🔗 Yeah.

34:34🔗 Adam Lord of the Guys. Not bad, but just sounds like gay porn.

34:38🔗 Drew Yeah, but that's good. In a way, that's who we want now. You have some viewers, don't you?

34:43🔗 Adam Chris, you delivered a solid, I know what I'm saying. You delivered a solid four, and now you're going to rest. Now, I need four more efforts from you, all right? Layla?

34:55🔗 Yes.

34:56🔗 Adam You're 18?

34:57🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

34:58🔗 Adam What's up?

35:00🔗 Caller Actually, I have not had a period in like a year and a half, and I'm wondering if I should be concerned about that.

35:09🔗 Drew Why haven't you had that evaluated?

35:11🔗 Caller I have. Like one doctor will tell me, oh, we need to run a bunch of tests, and then another one will say, don't worry about it.

35:22🔗 Drew And why didn't you run the tests?

35:24🔗 Caller I have, but they've said nothing. Like, I don't know if I should.

35:31🔗 Drew Are you overweight or underweight?

35:33🔗 Caller No, I'm actually really athletic, and they said that might have something to do with it.

35:39🔗 Drew All right. So people that are very athletic and or lose a lot of weight will often become what's called oligo or amenorrheic. And you have to kind of watch that because that's associated with softening of the bones and low estrogen levels. So it's something you may want to see an endocrinologist about. But it's not something you need to be alarmed about. Obviously, the most common reason of loss of period is pregnancy. There's many other things after that. Probably the most common thing is something called hypothalamic pituitary axis dysfunction, which is just that the, just the cycling, the neurological cycling mechanisms sort of don't work normally. And that, you know, it can be stress, that can be medication, it can be, like in your case, perhaps, athleticism, doesn't necessarily mean anything. But you've seen people, they've reassured you, you've got to accept that reassurance. If you want to go further, go see an endocrinologist.

36:23🔗 Adam Mm, I got it. I got the name.

36:25🔗 Drew What is it?

36:27🔗 Adam Isle of Man.

36:29🔗 Drew I'm not, I don't want to watch it.

36:31🔗 Adam No?

36:31🔗 Drew No. I like it. I like it. It's catchy. It's catchy. It's very artistic. Very nice.

36:35🔗 Adam Artistic, thank you. Thank you.

36:37🔗 Drew I like Lord of the Guys better.

36:39🔗 Adam Lord of the Guys.

36:40🔗 Drew It's solid.

36:41🔗 Adam Yeah, but this is a pretty serious show and that just seems like your tongue's in your cheek.

36:44🔗 Drew I love Man just another, but I love Man just another, we need a one word that summarizes it.

36:52🔗 Caller How about The Air Fantasy Island and a picture of a bunch of pedophiles?

36:56🔗 Adam Oh, again, I think you're missing the spirit of the whole thing.

37:02🔗 Drew No comedy, no comedy.

37:03🔗 Adam A very serious show, but a very serious topic. Whose phone screen tonight, Brian?

37:09🔗 Caller Adam.

37:10🔗 Adam Adam? I'm doing it? Adam, I need some big jug calls on this screen. Too many chicks with too many prongs with their vagina. I need some big jugs. I need some threesomes.

37:21🔗 Caller He was busy writing down Neverland Island.

37:27🔗 Adam All right. Well, less less titles and more more D cups. That's what I need out of Adam. Who's that?

37:35🔗 Drew See, he's a phone screener.

37:37🔗 Adam Yeah, buddy, Nicky, Nicky.

37:42🔗 Drew Caller goes by Nicky. All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

37:46🔗 Adam Could be our phone.

37:47🔗 Drew Yeah. Is she talking?

37:49🔗 Adam Well, I'm going to put Nicky on hold. No, we would have heard her by now.

37:52🔗 Caller Okay.

37:52🔗 Adam I'll put Nicky on hold and speak to John. John, you're 20?

37:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:58🔗 Adam What's up?

38:00🔗 Caller My girlfriend was getting me off the other day. She said that the first thing that came out of me when I released was blood. Nice. Then semen and then blood again. Then after, when I had to urinate, I felt like a sharp pain on the right side, on the inside of my penis, and so she said she was going a lot more aggressive on it than normal, so.

38:32🔗 Adam What was she giving you, a hand job?

38:34🔗 Caller Yeah, well, yeah, her hand jobs and blow jobs go hand in hand. Oh, really?

38:39🔗 Drew So to speak. It's unlikely that that had anything to do with it. Blood on the sperm, blood on the semen is a rather common thing. It does need to be checked out. There are other things that can cause it like stones in the bladder, bladder infections, prostate infections, kidney stones. But for the most part, it is just something that comes and goes. You might have taken some aspirin or motrin that day. That kind of triggers it. But again, check it out. But it rarely amounts to anything.

39:02🔗 Adam I don't like the hand twisting too much with the BJ.

39:05🔗 Drew Remember, was it from 311? Was he the one that was?

39:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

39:08🔗 Drew Remember, Nick was really into that. Remember, were you here that day?

39:11🔗 Adam I don't know. That's all. This show is just turning into one big rock star BJ conversation. I don't even know where I am. You know, I don't like the twisting, like some, you know, motorcycle grip. I don't like the twist. No, not for me. I'm just being like, you know, in my porn.

39:26🔗 Drew Oh, you don't like seeing it?

39:27🔗 Adam It's weird, a weird twisty thing. I find it distracting.

39:31🔗 Drew You like watching the blowjob stuff.

39:33🔗 Adam I don't mind watching the BJ. I would like to actually have like a clinic for porn directors and explain to them what they need to focus on and what they need to back away from.

39:43🔗 Drew You have a...

39:44🔗 Adam Yeah, I have a nice forum here. All right. Well, I mean, porn directors are listening. I don't mind a little a little going down on a chick in my porn, a handful of it. I don't like too much. I think it sends a dangerous message. But I don't mind a little. Personally, I don't need it. But I don't I don't mind a little bit. There's some directors that are there's more that than the BJ stuff.

40:09🔗 Drew You like a lot of BJ.

40:10🔗 Adam Well, who is who's watching it?

40:14🔗 Drew Well, don't you like to see the women being stimulated? And if we've agreed many times, that's the primary means that you actually get some excitement for them.

40:23🔗 Adam I don't like the going down thing too much.

40:26🔗 Drew But that's the only way they're going to have actual stimulation.

40:28🔗 Adam I'm not not so interested in the coked up young runaways having an orgasm.

40:34🔗 Drew You're interested in them fantasizing of what they would look like on your business.

40:39🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't even do that penis swap thing that a lot of guys do, too. I know it's a very hetero thing to do.

40:45🔗 Drew What do you do?

40:45🔗 Adam I just watch porn, like I'm watching porn. I don't do that, hey, that's me and that's us and we're swapping and all that stuff. You know, it is funny, though. Once in a while.

40:56🔗 Drew It's very funny.

40:57🔗 Adam I'll tell you what's funny. What's funny is the beginning of the porn movies, especially the ones from like the 80s and mid 90s, they had those ones where those chicks, they would want you to phone in. I don't know what happened to phone sex. Maybe it's gone the way of the dodo or maybe I've outgrown it. I don't know anyone who calls it anymore, but there's either, there's those phone sex numbers. And it was all the same theme, which is chick talking on the phone. Ooh, I miss you. And then all of a sudden a penis would like come into frame and they'd like give the guy a BJ for a while. And then it's like, oh, I'm so hot. And then be like, I miss you. I need, it's like, who's the guy you're blowing? That ain't me. Like what? You're talking like you're my girlfriend and you're so hot for me and stuff. And some guys start waving around in your face and you're on top of him. What am I supposed to do with this information? Am I supposed to call you up so you can blow another guy?

41:55🔗 Drew I can settle you down. We have a call coming up just for you.

41:58🔗 Adam Oh, big boobs.

41:59🔗 Drew All right. After the break.

42:00🔗 Adam We got to take a break. But let me just say.

42:03🔗 Drew I'm still looking for people who have trouble with their sex life after having had a baby.

42:07🔗 Adam I'm saying this, Drew. I know you're no yardstick for which to measure porn. No. You're skewed. You have horrible ideas. Everything's a mess. You don't like porn. It's not even worth talking about it. But please use your imagination. What percentage of guys, what do you think the split is between oral for men and oral for women in terms of what guys want to see when they're watching porn? Now.

42:35🔗 Drew See, I think the problem is that you...

42:36🔗 Adam You just answer. What do you think?

42:38🔗 Drew In terms of what they want to see or if you're producing it.

42:41🔗 Adam No, no. Your average porn watcher, male...

42:44🔗 Drew I think probably 70% want to watch The Blowjob.

42:47🔗 Adam Right. So, if in there was something in there, you'd give five minutes to the BJ and a minute and a half to the oral.

42:55🔗 Drew I think you guys still go 50-50 because the guys that want to see the women getting stimulated want to see that. You can't cut that out.

43:03🔗 Adam Give them a minute of it.

43:04🔗 Drew No, you got to give adequate amount of it because you gotta just fast forward your way through.

43:07🔗 Adam No, no. All right. Let's take a little break. Chris, you got any titles?

43:14🔗 Yeah, I'm working on it, man.

43:15🔗 Drew That's an L.

43:16🔗 Caller That's an L.

43:17🔗 Adam Just say you don't want to do it.

43:19🔗 I got one more.

43:20🔗 Adam OK, hang on to it. AS. Anderson.

43:22🔗 Drew They've been good. Tell them it's been good.

43:24🔗 Caller We could wrap it up. Some kid just called up and I think he had the game winner. Pedophile.

43:29🔗 Adam Pedophile.

43:31🔗 Caller Oh, that's good.

43:32🔗 Caller It's over now, right?

43:33🔗 Adam I'm angry. I'm angry, too. All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I'm also known as the Vicar of Christ. Carol, 18, huge boobs, even bigger nipples. That sounds good.

44:03🔗 Drew That's for you.

44:04🔗 Adam But also something else. We have Adam, who's 25, is a porno producer. Adam?

44:11🔗 How you doing, guys?

44:12🔗 Adam I'm just trying to stay on topic, and then we'll get to the big boobs. Yeah, you have some theories about BJs. I say, not enough BJing in my movies, and too much of the oral sex on the women, which I don't need to see. And again, like I said, I think it sets a very dangerous example for the youth of America.

44:35🔗 You're watching too much couples-friendly feature porn if you're getting too much oral on the girls. We actually have a series that's only BJs on guys. Between 10 and 12 scenes of just that.

44:51🔗 Adam Yeah, I know there's a special... I appreciate the specialty stuff, but it's not just the couples-oriented stuff. Historically, it's been like, all right, the girl gives the guy BJ, that's how it starts. And then the guy reciprocates on the woman for 10 minutes, and then the sex begins.

45:12🔗 Modern porn has very little reciprocation on the girl.

45:15🔗 Adam Oh, really?

45:16🔗 Modern porn. The guys are becoming more and more disgusting and callous, I guess. I don't know. All right. Wow.

45:21🔗 Adam Well, that's good.

45:22🔗 Drew Or lonely.

45:23🔗 Adam Well, we just don't need...

45:25🔗 I think our BJ line's pretty good. I'll definitely send you a copy.

45:29🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

45:29🔗 Adam Yeah, please. Please do. Also, another thing, I don't want to tell you how to run your business, but I don't need all the aggressive piercings and the tats and the chicks that look like basically cats on heroin.

45:44🔗 I'm completely with you there. I'm all about the 80s looking girl like Christy Canyon, Victoria Starr, way back in the day.

45:51🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, this guy knows his porn. Oh, I should. Student of the game. Yeah, get someone who's got some curves on them and doesn't look like they're going to take a bite out of you. Oh, and let me say this with that BJ thing, that weird long rope ladder of saliva. I don't know who decided that was exciting for the gents. I don't need to see the actual diseases being passed back and forth via the saliva. What was that weird BJ saliva string thing?

46:19🔗 It's actually called, the industry terminology is stringers.

46:22🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't need any stringers.

46:24🔗 Yeah, I think it's clear and nasty. It's really good for still photos, though, for the box cover. It tends to sell movies.

46:30🔗 Adam Yeah, no, I know it's all about moving products. The movie, the legitimate movie business is about putting asses in seats, and this is about putting dorks in hands. That's how I would open the convention. Gentlemen, let's kid ourselves now. The porno industry is about putting dorks in hands. Let's go now.

46:52🔗 Drew Break it down.

46:52🔗 Adam Get a hand in now. All right. Stringer.

46:56🔗 Drew Oh, my God. What's happening?

46:57🔗 Adam What's going on?

46:58🔗 Drew What's happened to my life?

46:59🔗 Adam What happened? It's already happened. It's done. You're in the backside of it. All right, let's take a little break. We'll come back. We'll speak to Karen with the sorry, Carol, with the huge cans after this.

47:26🔗 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:42🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Christopher Titus in here tomorrow night. Charlie O'Connell. Jerry O'Connell's brother, the new bachelor in later on this week.

47:57🔗 Drew Jerry O'Connell's brother, really?

47:59🔗 Adam Yeah. Didn't know that? They look exactly the same.

48:03🔗 Drew No, interesting.

48:04🔗 Adam They look, you know, it's weird. Patrick Swayze has a brother this way. They look more like them than they look like them. They look like caricatures of the person.

48:16🔗 Drew Interesting.

48:18🔗 Adam It's like-

48:18🔗 Drew The way they're supposed to look in person.

48:21🔗 Adam No, no, it's just whatever their features are, they're more defined. So as if I was drawing a picture of you and I just, when you do a caricature, you exaggerate everything. That's what the person looks like. If you ever see Patrick Swayze's brother, he looks more like Patrick Swayze than Patrick Swayze does.

48:45🔗 Caller Wow.

48:46🔗 Adam Or sort of evil version.

48:47🔗 Drew Oh, nice.

48:49🔗 Adam No, you know what it is? It's like if somebody took your picture and then they took a charcoal pencil and they just drew in all the lines, made everything a little more defined, and they would end up being you but in a little sharper relief. That's what it is.

49:03🔗 Drew Sort of like the Disneyland caricatures you get.

49:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Except for there was a real guy who was dopey.

49:10🔗 Drew Right, right.

49:11🔗 Adam All right. Speaking of that, Chris.

49:14🔗 What's up? What's up?

49:16🔗 Adam Paul, I'm telling you, get up. I'm not going to pressure you for my pedophile island names, but I am going to tell you I have a limited amount of time, so start thinking about it.

49:24🔗 I am.

49:25🔗 Adam Okay. Number two, pull up a picture of Patrick Swayze's brother. I'm going to figure out what his name is. Find the Swayze's. Don Swayze. Is it? Yeah. When you see Don Swayze, you said that's more Patrick Swayze than Patrick.

49:41🔗 Drew Wow.

49:42🔗 Adam Carol?

49:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:44🔗 Adam You're 18?

49:45🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

49:46🔗 Adam How big are your boobs?

49:48🔗 Caller They're double D.

49:50🔗 Adam Double D. How big is the rest of you?

49:53🔗 Caller I'm 135.5. I'm not really small, but you know.

49:58🔗 Adam Should I do the radio math or we cool?

50:00🔗 Caller We're cool.

50:01🔗 Adam All right. What's the deal with the big nipples?

50:06🔗 Caller I don't know. I have really big nipples and whenever my friends feel me, they freak out, but guys never say anything about it. I just feel weird. My nipples are huge, you know.

50:15🔗 Adam Is it the areola part that's big or the nipple part?

50:18🔗 Caller Oh nipple. Like they look at it and they like, they're like at the sausage or something. You know, like around.

50:25🔗 Adam See, this is, you want this show, this show's in a nutshell.

50:28🔗 Drew She gave you a little bit.

50:29🔗 Caller She gave you a little bit.

50:30🔗 Drew A sausage.

50:31🔗 Adam I tried to give her a choice, though. Is it this part or that part? It's both. It's both. Nipples protrude. A sausage. You mean it's like a piece of bologna or salami?

50:42🔗 Drew No, no. She means that there's this.

50:44🔗 Adam The sausage.

50:45🔗 Drew It's coming out and then a large area around.

50:48🔗 Adam Okay.

50:49🔗 Drew Like cocktail weenie.

50:51🔗 Adam Is that what you mean, Carol?

50:53🔗 Yeah.

50:53🔗 Caller I'm just like trying to show you like the size idea, like the roundness of it, like how it goes all around, like the size.

50:59🔗 Drew Of the actual part that sticks out.

51:01🔗 Yeah.

51:01🔗 Caller Well, no, it doesn't even really stick out. It's just the color. It's like half my boobs, like the nipple. You know how it's a little bit darker? It's like half the boob.

51:08🔗 Drew And that's the ariola.

51:10🔗 Adam Drew, do you ever get tired of being wrong?

51:12🔗 Drew I know.

51:12🔗 Adam Do you ever get tired of misinterpreting with people? I knew she meant like a piece of salami or bologna. Is that what you meant?

51:21🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm like, yeah, the size. Yeah. I think we're talking about the same thing here.

51:25🔗 Drew Okay.

51:26🔗 Adam Listen, about 20 minutes ago, I said nipple itself or the ariola, because I have to give them two different names so that we can define them.

51:35🔗 Caller Nipple itself.

51:38🔗 Drew Do you know the difference? Do you understand the difference?

51:40🔗 Caller Yeah, I do. The ariola is the little thing in the middle, right?

51:42🔗 Drew No. No.

51:44🔗 Adam Wow. Some of it is actually opposite.

51:46🔗 Drew Yeah, it's the opposite.

51:48🔗 Caller Okay. Well, then the opposite.

51:49🔗 I'm sorry.

51:51🔗 Adam Okay. So anyway, the ariola, okay, let's just put it this way. Let's just put it this way. If this was a piece of salami.

52:03🔗 Drew A sliced salami. Not a tube of salami.

52:06🔗 Adam Not a sausage.

52:07🔗 Drew Not a salami.

52:09🔗 Adam Let's just call it a piece of pepperoni.

52:10🔗 Drew Yeah, pepperoni.

52:11🔗 Adam Piece of pepperoni. The pepperoni would be the ariola and the green olive sitting in the middle of it would be the nipple. Okay. All right. Now, your pepperoni is big.

52:24🔗 Yes.

52:26🔗 Drew We can't hear her.

52:26🔗 Adam Now the phone's dropped.

52:29🔗 Drew Yes, okay.

52:30🔗 Adam Pepperoni's big and your olive is big.

52:33🔗 Caller No, it's not. That's normal size. It's just regular size.

52:36🔗 All right.

52:37🔗 Adam Drew, always wrong.

52:38🔗 Drew How did you know that? She said, she started with sausage.

52:40🔗 Adam I know what, I, you know, you know what?

52:41🔗 Drew Somebody said sausage. She didn't say salami. You said pepperoni. You didn't say sandwich meat. You said sausage.

52:46🔗 Adam But let me say this, Drew. In every answer, there's a feeling or an intent of what it, look, here's what I'm saying. Okay, please, let's try to figure this out.

52:55🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:55🔗 Adam But the difference between you and me. Talking to people on this show is a lot like just talking to an animal.

53:02🔗 Drew Absolutely.

53:04🔗 Adam It really, you have to sort of look at the way it's tails wagging or it's look, it's really, the actual verbal communication part is out the window. You have a, I have a gift for understanding what people are trying to say.

53:19🔗 Drew You speak retard.

53:20🔗 Adam You have a deficit in it.

53:22🔗 Drew But my problem is I take what they say and I formulate something out of that. You see what I'm saying? I form something out of it. I make sense of it rather than staying with the retardedness. You know what I'm saying? I mean, salami, a sausage to me becomes something long and protruding.

53:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:41🔗 Drew So I'm immediately going to that part of the anatomy.

53:43🔗 Adam But here's the thing. We have this happen almost every day here on the show and off the show as well. Let's talk to Lauren and Chris in the halls. No picnic either sometimes. I don't mean that in a bad way, but you have to do the same thing. You have to get a dry race board to figure out. Lauren just draws pictures of the next guest, which I figure out who it is. Okay. People mean something when they're saying something.

54:05🔗 Drew No, I understand that.

54:05🔗 Adam I understand that. And you, who are more robot than man, don't pick the meaning up. You actually listen for the words and those will confuse you many times.

54:15🔗 Drew That means you have to anticipate the meaning.

54:18🔗 Adam Yes.

54:18🔗 Drew I can't do that.

54:19🔗 Adam No, you don't have to anticipate the meaning. You have to feel what they're trying to convey. And if you just go the words, it'll be confusing. The words actually screw you up.

54:30🔗 Drew Is there any way you can play back what she said about her sausage? I'm dying to know what the feeling was.

54:38🔗 Adam I felt it.

54:39🔗 Caller It'd be rough.

54:40🔗 Adam It'd be rough. Carol?

54:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:43🔗 Adam It's great right now. Carol? All right. So how big?

54:48🔗 Drew Half a brush instead of a double.

54:49🔗 Adam If I measured from one side to the other, what would it be? Four inches, five? I just went straight across and over the olive.

54:56🔗 Caller Probably probably about four inches.

54:58🔗 Adam About four inches. So it's a lot of a lot of a lot of nipple edge there. OK, here here's the deal.

55:04🔗 Drew She wants something that's attractive for men.

55:06🔗 Adam Some guys are into it. Some guys aren't into it. Most guys neither here nor there. The reality is is anything beyond the spectrum of normal sometimes freaks guys out a little bit, but just a little bit. And I'm into it personally.

55:24🔗 Caller Most smaller or because, you know, they can do that.

55:28🔗 Adam You want to shave them down?

55:30🔗 Caller Yeah, like the plastic surgery to make your nipples smaller. Like, I don't know if I should do that or not.

55:34🔗 Adam What do they do? Pull them off and throw them on a lathe or something?

55:38🔗 Drew They probably just shave around and pull up pieces.

55:40🔗 Adam Ah, no, no, no, no. No, don't do that. No, no. You're fine.

55:45🔗 Caller I really like them, but people think they're weird, so.

55:48🔗 Drew She likes them. That's excellent.

55:49🔗 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

55:50🔗 Caller Not right this second, no.

55:52🔗 Adam All right. I think you'll find one with those big double Ds. What are you doing now? You're in high school? You're going to college?

55:58🔗 Caller I'm not doing it. I'm just working right now.

56:01🔗 Adam Where are you working?

56:02🔗 Caller I work at the Spectrum at a kiosk.

56:05🔗 Drew The Spectrum. The Spectrum.

56:06🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

56:08🔗 Drew In Irvine.

56:09🔗 Adam In Irvine. All right. What do they do there? Is it a mall or?

56:13🔗 Caller It's like an outdoor mall, movie theater. I sell shoes.

56:16🔗 Adam Oh, okay. At a kiosk. Shoes. All right. All right. Well, listen.

56:21🔗 Drew Got to move up to Fashion Island.

56:23🔗 Adam Yeah. And those big jugs are going to help sales. Don't worry about it. And look, here's the thing about the nipledge for guys. Guys aren't nearly as picky about boob stuff. Let me just say this. Ladies. Guys don't know, notice the asymmetry, meaning we don't notice when one's bigger and the other one's smaller, or we notice and we don't care. The innie and the outie nipple, not such a big issue for guys. The larger areola versus the smaller one, not a big issue. There's not big issues with the breast. We like breasts and we sort of leave it at that. We have the same issues with breasts that, you know, dogs have with leftovers. It's whatever you got, throw it down. I'm going to make short work of it.

57:06🔗 Caller Bouncy, bouncy.

57:07🔗 Adam For the most part.

57:08🔗 Drew Are you speaking for yourself too, even you with such exquisite sensibilities about the breast?

57:14🔗 Adam I have my preferences like all men do, but I think we're all willing to make exceptions. And there's many factors that go into deciding who gets a boner.

57:26🔗 Drew Now, pray tell, what are those factors? What do you mean? Who gives you a boner?

57:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

57:31🔗 Drew What are the factors? You mean as it pertains to the breast?

57:35🔗 Adam No, no. I mean...

57:36🔗 Drew No, of course they're all...

57:36🔗 Adam No, I'm talking about overall.

57:38🔗 Drew Overall, but you're talking about... Because women are obsessed about their breast lot. We're actually giving them a service like...

57:42🔗 Adam And I'm trying to tell them that even guys who love the big cans like myself don't have a hard, hard, fast set of rules to go by.

57:50🔗 Drew Are there any sort of basic rules that sort of... Any deal-breaking kinds of things?

57:55🔗 Adam No.

57:55🔗 Drew Nothing?

57:56🔗 Adam Maybe if they got attacked by Grizzly Bear and it took both of them off and there was nothing but just that palm arc going across. It's still bloody. But, you know, then...

58:06🔗 Drew Some guy would be into that.

58:08🔗 Adam A lot of guys are into that. I'm just saying, you women obsess on your breasts, you get surgery, you make a big deal out of everything. It's just not that big a deal.

58:16🔗 Yeah.

58:17🔗 Adam It just really isn't. Yeah?

58:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:21🔗 Adam Drew's an ass man anyway. Let's, let me tell you something about ass men. Passionate. That's a passionate man. That's a passionate man there.

58:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:29🔗 Adam I know a few of them. And it just means they're more passionate. They just, that the boobs and all that just, it's so much wrapping around the gift that they're trying to get to.

58:41🔗 Drew No. No. Tear right through it like a kid. I think you misread me a little bit.

58:45🔗 Adam No, I know Drew likes a decent rack and he likes an attractive woman too. But look, all this stuff, everyone does this all the time. Oh, you like boobs. So you don't you don't care if she was just burned by acid on her face or she ran over by truck. No, no, no. I like a nice face. Don't get me wrong. I just like the boobs. Drew's a man of passion, but we also realize he's a rack man as well. I'm just saying the focus, it ends up you end up in a focusing on a certain area at a certain point. You're brass tacks or ass tacks, as I should say. Missy?

59:19🔗 Caller Yes. Hi, guys.

59:20🔗 Adam Twenty-four?

59:21🔗 Caller Yes.

59:22🔗 Adam What's up?

59:23🔗 Caller Well, I'm really frustrated. I went from having sex with my husband probably three times a day to only having sex with him like one time a week. I dread that one day. I don't enjoy sex anymore. I think it's because it all happened after I had my daughter, but that was 16 months ago and I still haven't gotten it back.

59:45🔗 Drew Did you have a postpartum depression?

59:48🔗 Caller I did, actually.

59:49🔗 Drew Are you on antidepressant medicine?

59:51🔗 Caller No. I was for, I'd like to say, like four months, and then I was fine. I mean, I've been fine. I've been depressed at all, but...

59:59🔗 Drew All right. So, initially, the depression might have shut you down sexually. Then the medication might have shut you down. And sometimes people have... What medicine were you on?

1:00:09🔗 Caller A few different ones. And the last one was a sexer.

1:00:12🔗 Drew Sometimes people get some stuff for a few months afterwards, too, with the shutdown and the sexuality. But moreover, I'm interested in this dread that you have. Because the hyper, the three time a day to dreading once a week does, you know, has the ring of a trauma history, that bipolar quality. If you'd said, well, we were three times a week, and now we're down to once a week, and I don't like it, but it's three times a day, and now I dread it, and I don't suggest that there's some energy about sexuality.

1:00:40🔗 Caller It's just like every time he...

1:00:43🔗 Drew Didn't answer that question, though.

1:00:45🔗 Caller He cut, oh, I'm sorry.

1:00:46🔗 Adam Yeah. You know what really the recurring theme on this show is, is you ask the question, and they just repeat.

1:00:54🔗 Drew What they just, yeah.

1:00:56🔗 Adam Well, they don't repeat the question, they tell you what it feels like.

1:00:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:00:59🔗 Adam First they go, we used to have sex three times a day, and now we only have sex once a week, and then you go, hmm, is there any history of abuse, sexual or physical? And they go, it just, it used to be that we used to want to do it three times a day, and now I just want to do it once a week.

1:01:15🔗 Drew I think that some of that is they can't believe that we actually can appreciate what they're telling us. They've got to let it make us feel it.

1:01:21🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:01:22🔗 Drew Well, we do appreciate it. We understand what you're saying.

1:01:24🔗 Adam All right.

1:01:24🔗 Drew She's on six.

1:01:27🔗 Adam Oh, she's on line six, that's right. All right, let's see. Missy, any, any abuse in the past?

1:01:33🔗 Caller No, not, not as a child. No, my dad wasn't around. I don't know if that's considered trauma.

1:01:40🔗 Drew Why did he leave?

1:01:42🔗 Caller Um, my parents got divorced when I was three.

1:01:45🔗 Drew Why did he leave?

1:01:46🔗 Adam He broke his abusing arm and I had to move on.

1:01:49🔗 Caller Um, I'm, I'm not sure where my parents split up. I guess I just didn't get along.

1:01:53🔗 Adam Drew, you know, I have to keep explaining this to you too. You assume people know they don't.

1:01:58🔗 Drew I'm just saying they very often they do. And they just, yeah, well, remember our last call, she, she was like, Oh yeah, well, he sexually abused me. That's why my mom got rid of him. Well, yeah, how about telling us that?

1:02:06🔗 Adam Well, she told you that.

1:02:07🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, miss, you might talk to your mom about that history and what went on there. It might've been something heavier than you know.

1:02:12🔗 Adam Well, do you, do you have any contact with your father?

1:02:15🔗 Caller Yeah, we used to, um, my brother and I went out to see him every summer. And I still, I still got to see him like once a year.

1:02:23🔗 Adam Is he in Florida?

1:02:24🔗 Caller He is in Florida.

1:02:27🔗 Adam Oh, I would put a fence up around the place when I'm in charge. I would just put electric fence around it. And it's like, I just, I don't have to go around, just across. Across.

1:02:37🔗 Drew It's all set up.

1:02:38🔗 Adam Cut them off. I would, I would do, I would, I would let leaflets go from an airplane saying, sorry, old Jews, but you're going down.

1:02:46🔗 Drew We'll give, no, just give them a boat. They can get off.

1:02:48🔗 Adam No, I'm sorry. There's, there's too much chance for stowaways and then, and then they could repopulate.

1:02:54🔗 Drew Yeah, you're right.

1:02:54🔗 Adam Floridians, you know, get on a boat and they'd be like a cockroach going across from Central America or something. They come and pollute our country. Yeah. By the way, here's how you know how bad all these other countries are and how good this one is. Whenever there's a crappy insect over here, it's always from another, oh yeah, it's Africanized bee. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's, it's, it's one of those cockroaches from South America, Central America, they seem to come out. We don't seem to have any good insects. All the nasty ones seem to come from somewhere else. What is that, Drew? Even our insects are good.

1:03:25🔗 Drew The big rat, what's the one down at the end of the-

1:03:28🔗 Adam Nutria.

1:03:28🔗 Drew Nutria. Yeah.

1:03:29🔗 Adam That came from somewhere too. Everything that's bad here got brought over. All right, listen, what happened to you as far as the abuse goes as an adult?

1:03:40🔗 Caller My husband and I, we got in a lot of fights when we were first married. It just didn't start off right. He wasn't really abusive towards me. We just, we fought a lot and he'd grab my wrist or whatever.

1:03:57🔗 Drew All right, so there's a lot of things going on here. There's potentially the hormonal changes post pregnancy. Are you on the birth control pill?

1:04:05🔗 Caller No, I have the IUD.

1:04:07🔗 Drew All right, so sometimes going on hormones helps restart things. A, B, we have the mood problem and the possibility of some residual effect from the mood medication. We've got an interpersonal problem, a relationship that's sort of tumultuous and chaotic and you're fighting a lot. There may be some residual, God knows what feelings you have about that. There's the abandoning dad and the possibility of some real, I suspect you saw something horrible growing up. That'd be my bet.

1:04:31🔗 Adam Yeah, could have been. Maybe not though, she's just, she's not divorced. Her husband's not beating her. Dad's split in three.

1:04:41🔗 Drew Getting close.

1:04:43🔗 Adam Eh, eh, grabs her wrist. She probably gets out of control by the way.

1:04:46🔗 Drew Well, all that is-

1:04:47🔗 Adam Grabbing her wrist. I don't know.

1:04:49🔗 Drew All that sounds, you know, sort of borderline or something.

1:04:51🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. She stays in contact with, although the dad moved to Florida.

1:04:55🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:55🔗 Adam Oh, Christ. Really, we got to do away for the place. Nina or Nana?

1:05:01🔗 Drew Yes.

1:05:02🔗 Adam What is it? Is it?

1:05:05🔗 Drew Nana. Nana.

1:05:06🔗 Adam Do we need a Nina in a Nana? Do we? I'm going to thin that. OK, when I'm in charge, first thing, first order of business. All right. First order of business, put the fence across Florida.

1:05:18🔗 Drew OK. Good job. Good times. And second, you were going to you were going to knock out a few nays.

1:05:23🔗 Adam I was going to do a sort of Dunkirk type rescue thing with the old Jews, like you're saying for a second. I just realized now I'm just going to flood the state. OK, I'm going to flood it. I'm not sure I'm going to do that, but just flood it. Drown all the pedophiles. It'll be fine. And hopefully, Jimmy Buffett. Unless you can float on a guitar, or maybe his flip flops will offer him some buoyancy. All right. Flood. And then the second thing I do is I start streamlining the names. No Andrias, Andrias, Andrias.

1:05:55🔗 Drew In the country.

1:05:56🔗 Adam Yeah, no Nina's.

1:05:57🔗 Drew It's going to be like Ellis Island. People come in and they go, your name now, Naina. Your name's now Nina. That's it.

1:06:03🔗 Adam That's it. And, and they, oh, we spell it.

1:06:05🔗 Drew Amy, A-M-Y, bye.

1:06:07🔗 Adam We spell it. Yeah. No. Oh, you spell it A-M-I. Sorry, sweetie. Or you can leave. All right.

1:06:12🔗 Drew No, it's A-I-M-E-E.

1:06:14🔗 Adam Yeah, right. No, that's right. That's right. All right, Naina, go ahead.

1:06:19🔗 I am addicted to sex. I think about it a lot.

1:06:25🔗 Adam By the way, all the Nina's got to be called Naina now. You're addicted to sex. I like that.

1:06:31🔗 It sucks. It like overpowers my brain. Like, I can't stop thinking about it. And sometimes it just pisses me off. I get like irritated because I think about it so much.

1:06:39🔗 Adam Now, who are you having sex with?

1:06:42🔗 Currently nothing right now. I just had a daughter two months ago.

1:06:45🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

1:06:46🔗 And yeah, it kind of got me into some troubles because I'm having a problem trying to figure out who the dad is now.

1:06:52🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

1:06:53🔗 Sure.

1:06:53🔗 Drew Have you always been this way?

1:06:54🔗 No. I mean, I knew I was going to like it a lot when I was 15 because I noticed myself being really horny and stuff. I never masturbated or anything like that. But I just knew that I should just wait as long as possible. And I lost it when I was 19.

1:07:11🔗 Adam Oh, wait a minute.

1:07:12🔗 Drew We got to put this all together here.

1:07:13🔗 Adam You started getting these feelings at 15 and you sat on it for four years?

1:07:17🔗 Yeah. Well, because I knew I'd be addicted. And I was raised Christian, so it was really important to me to wait till I was in a real good relationship, or at least married. Yeah, before you were nuts. So I felt like if I set my standards higher, I would wait longer than being like, oh, okay, I'll do it.

1:07:32🔗 Drew So which was it? Was it a marriage or a stable relationship or neither?

1:07:36🔗 It was a very stable relationship. I actually met him at church and we were dating. We were together for eight months before I actually lost it to him. And we were together for two and a half years after that.

1:07:45🔗 Drew How many partners have you had since then?

1:07:48🔗 A lot. Like 15 or 16 after that.

1:07:54🔗 Drew In four years.

1:07:56🔗 Adam That's a good clip. But chicks can do, you know, they want to do something. They do it. I mean, you know, here's what it is. If they want. If they want. Okay, here's what it is. You ready, Drew?

1:08:07🔗 Drew I'm ready.

1:08:09🔗 Adam You got all the money in your wallet that you need. You could go to a liquor store and clear out the hostess aisle, get yourself a few Twinkies and some pies. Because you could do it every night. Every night on the way home, you'd be happy, too. But you're not going to do it. But it's not about the money. You got the money.

1:08:24🔗 Drew And the drive. I want those hoes.

1:08:26🔗 Adam And the drive. But you've contained yourself.

1:08:29🔗 Drew Right. I've got, I know the consequences.

1:08:31🔗 Adam Now women can contain themselves sexually. They have all the money. The liquor store is open 24 hours. They just don't go in.

1:08:40🔗 Drew And their drive isn't that insane.

1:08:43🔗 Adam That's what, yeah, that too. But you know, I'm saying, you know, I always think about the difference because for a guy, see, you can't do this as a 16, 17 year old guy. You can't just run a muck this way. And as a 16, 17 year old guy, if I gave you all the money you wanted, you just run right to the liquor store and go nuts.

1:08:58🔗 Drew Right. Yeah.

1:08:59🔗 Adam You can't contain that.

1:09:00🔗 Drew No, most guys, no, no, no.

1:09:01🔗 Adam The way the universe works is you get the money when you learn to contain it.

1:09:05🔗 Drew Thankfully.

1:09:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Or you got Corey Feldman. You know what I mean? This is the problem with child stars. They're 16. They go rape the liquor store, go get on the drugs, go get on the chicks, do whatever. Right. Right. Women are sort of the gatekeepers sexually. And it's just weird that Naina had this power, realized she could use it, but just sat on it for five years. And then, but once she decided to use it for evil, pow! It's game on. Be as many guys as I want.

1:09:37🔗 Drew But imagine if you had the evil power and you were 20, by 23 the numbers would have racked up. Not have been 14.

1:09:43🔗 Adam Oh no. Would have been 14. 14 hundred.

1:09:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:09:47🔗 Adam Naina? Yes.

1:09:48🔗 Drew All right.

1:09:49🔗 Adam So now you're pregnant. You don't even know who did it to you?

1:09:53🔗 Well, I had her two months ago. I've done two DNA tests and they're both not the father. And I'm on my third perspective father. And if he's not the dad, there's no one else. It's because it was only three and not one month.

1:10:08🔗 Adam Well, then you got to go to the dentist. It's always three and then the dentist. That's how it works. You go three, last three guys and then the dentist.

1:10:16🔗 Drew Well, there's always the immaculate route. Oh yeah.

1:10:18🔗 Adam Sure. You're a religious person, right?

1:10:21🔗 Yeah.

1:10:22🔗 Adam Immaculate conception.

1:10:23🔗 No, it's like, it's really like, it's just to be out though. Cause it's really important for me to know who the father is. And like, well, I had three in March or I had two in April, and then one in the very end of May. And the one-

1:10:37🔗 Drew Why don't you, well, you have the IUD now, right? No, wait, that wasn't you.

1:10:41🔗 Caller No.

1:10:42🔗 Drew Why did you use a kind of birth control?

1:10:43🔗 Well, I was switching off the pill to get on to the shot. And I've been told by people that once you get off, that sometimes it stays in your system really long until you don't have to worry about it.

1:10:54🔗 Drew The pill or the shot?

1:10:56🔗 Off the pill.

1:10:57🔗 Drew What are you talking about? You miss one day, you're done.

1:11:00🔗 I know, I figured that out the hard way.

1:11:03🔗 Drew You take your shot immediately if you don't miss a day.

1:11:05🔗 Adam Hey, everyone, don't talk to your friends. They're all idiots.

1:11:08🔗 Well, my insurance company was like dicking me around as far as like giving me the okay to get the shot.

1:11:14🔗 Drew Well, but that's irrelevant. You need to pay on the pill then. Or not have sex. But here's the deal. Is there bipolar illness in your family? Manic depression?

1:11:26🔗 My older sister has depression and anxiety, but...

1:11:30🔗 Drew But not manic depression?

1:11:31🔗 No.

1:11:32🔗 Drew Okay, so you don't feel like you're getting manic and that's part of the sexual stuff?

1:11:37🔗 No, not at all.

1:11:38🔗 Drew Okay, hang on. And have you ever been sexually abused?

1:11:41🔗 No.

1:11:42🔗 Drew And is there anything else about you we should know in terms of your history or...?

1:11:47🔗 No, nothing.

1:11:48🔗 Drew All right, so you're just...

1:11:50🔗 Adam You're wound up.

1:11:51🔗 I just... I'm very...

1:11:54🔗 Drew You need a stable partner, really.

1:11:55🔗 Adam Just get a nice Latin boyfriend and go to town.

1:11:59🔗 Well, is there anything I can do as far as just trying not to think about it as much?

1:12:04🔗 Drew Well, if you go on... Are you on the shot now?

1:12:06🔗 No, I'm not on any kind of birth control because I'm breastfeeding.

1:12:08🔗 Drew All right, when you get on it, the shot will probably shut you down. That's something that will drive it down a little bit.

1:12:13🔗 Adam The other thing everyone can do is get really busy, too. I know it's hard. You have your hands full of money.

1:12:18🔗 Drew Channel that energy.

1:12:20🔗 Adam But don't even think of it. Here's the thing. When you have a full schedule, you really don't sit around and do as much obsessing as you do without it. Now, if you have a serious addiction, that's a different situation. But if you're just sort of, how do I stop thinking about this kind of thing?

1:12:35🔗 Drew This is Adam Manning's master patory rituals. You're busy. You're not doing that all day long.

1:12:40🔗 Adam No, I do it on the move.

1:12:41🔗 Drew But you're not doing it all day like you were before. You don't spend so much time, waste so much time.

1:12:45🔗 Adam Well, what now? I'm on a treadmill talking on the cell phone and beating off.

1:12:49🔗 Drew That's it. But more focused.

1:12:51🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm yelling at my agent. I'm running on a treadmill and I'm actually, and I'm dictating and I'm beating off.

1:12:59🔗 Drew And you say, oh, baby doll. You're talking to your agent.

1:13:01🔗 Adam Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, baby doll.

1:13:03🔗 Drew Hey, I'm still looking for people that are like our last call or a couple of calls ago where people are having difficulty with their sex drive and their sexual relationship after babies, after pregnancy.

1:13:11🔗 Adam All right, let's take a look at Don Swayze. Take a quick break. Be right back after this.

1:13:21🔗 This is Loveline.

1:13:35🔗 Adam There, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1-er. Let's talk to Leslie.

1:13:45🔗 Drew We haven't talked about Leslie a long time.

1:13:47🔗 Adam No, then I don't know if it's Leslie or Leslie.

1:13:52🔗 Caller It's Leslie.

1:13:53🔗 Drew Leslie.

1:13:53🔗 Adam All right, there's some people say Leslie.

1:13:55🔗 Drew Leslie Uggums.

1:13:57🔗 Adam Yeah, that's right. Remember her?

1:13:58🔗 Drew It's Leslie.

1:13:59🔗 Adam Yeah, all our listeners remember her.

1:14:05🔗 Drew Oh, so I was, you know, I was at a snack bar today in some areas. And the guy goes, I thought, okay, nobody here knows what you're talking about. Everyone there was under 35. And I thought, yep. No, and he was smiling and all beaming that he made a joke. Thought he was so funny. I thought, not a person knows what the hell. Leslie, ever heard the Chris? You heard that? Heard what? Joke? No Coke?

1:14:29🔗 Adam I just like the know what. He is wearing his headphones, everybody.

1:14:34🔗 Drew I know, but like. Chee boogie, chee boogie, chee boogie.

1:14:36🔗 Adam You know what he hears in his headphones? A, B, C, D, kill Adam. E, F, G, kill Adam. A, H, F, kill Adam.

1:14:44🔗 Yeah, I'm working on a task right here.

1:14:45🔗 Adam All right, all right. He got the headphones on. All right, anyway. You never heard the cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger?

1:14:51🔗 No, is that from like Saturday Night Live?

1:14:53🔗 Drew A long time ago, yeah, a long time ago. It was John Belushi.

1:14:57🔗 Adam John, heard of John Belushi?

1:14:59🔗 Of course, man. All right, buddy.

1:15:01🔗 Drew House of Blues.

1:15:02🔗 Adam All right, go ahead there, Les.

1:15:03🔗 Drew House of Blues. He means Blues Brothers.

1:15:06🔗 Caller Well, hi Adam and hi Dr. Drew. This is kind of a question for Dr. Drew. Quick summary, I lost my virginity when I was 21. Started dating this guy, did it for a long time, completely stopped and went cold turkey for about two years and just started up a new relationship, started having sex and everything, but it's kind of like not cutting it for me. And I kind of seem, it seems like it's probably me. I just want to know if there's kind of repercussions of just like getting off the pill, then starting all over again.

1:15:37🔗 Drew And hold on, slow down, slow down.

1:15:39🔗 Adam I'm like Chris now.

1:15:41🔗 Drew I'm fascinated the way you express yourself. It's not cutting it. What do you mean?

1:15:46🔗 Caller Well, I mean, the fact that I'm not being turned on.

1:15:50🔗 Drew Hold on, slow up about one thing at a time. So you're not aroused?

1:15:55🔗 Caller Well, I start and I'm into it when we first start having sex and right in the middle of it is I start thinking, why the hell did I start this?

1:16:04🔗 Drew And so do you normally have orgasm with intercourse?

1:16:08🔗 Caller Yes, I did. But I did, I've been dating.

1:16:12🔗 Drew Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down. Normally you did, but now you don't.

1:16:16🔗 Caller Now I don't. I've had it with him like once or twice and it was...

1:16:21🔗 Drew All right, here's my sense. Adam, you correct me if I'm wrong on this. Not into this guy.

1:16:27🔗 Caller Okay.

1:16:28🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm with you. Although there's that part where you lost your virginity at 21, which is a little suspicious. Why so late?

1:16:36🔗 Caller Well, I kind of brought up in a Catholic atmosphere and Catholic school girl, then public school, and it got to the point where I didn't want anything to interfere with me completing my goals.

1:16:47🔗 Adam She's fine.

1:16:47🔗 Caller So I figured.

1:16:48🔗 Adam All right. You're fine. Did you graduate college?

1:16:52🔗 Caller Yeah, I actually did. Two bachelors and I'm starting up law school.

1:16:58🔗 Adam Oh, fantastic.

1:16:59🔗 Drew Well done.

1:16:59🔗 Adam Yeah, we need more attorneys. All right, well, you're speaking to the Vicar of Christ. Do you have any questions regarding the Catholic Church? I should be willing to answer them.

1:17:08🔗 Caller No?

1:17:10🔗 Drew No, not really.

1:17:11🔗 Caller I just figured could it be something wrong with me? I figured I might be frigid or something.

1:17:16🔗 Drew No, no, no, no. Now, let's talk about medication.

1:17:20🔗 Adam You need your world rocked a little bit.

1:17:22🔗 Drew By this guy. Yeah. Are you on medication now?

1:17:25🔗 Caller No, no, just birth control. And even that, I have to be on the pill because I'm allergic to condoms.

1:17:31🔗 Drew And what pill are you on? Which pill?

1:17:33🔗 Caller I'm on ortho-tricyclin.

1:17:35🔗 Drew Okay. Some women now, the ortho-tricyclin pills can go one way or another. Some women get more sexually aroused with the pill. Some get kind of shut down. So you might want to talk to your doctor about getting on a standard monophasic pill. That might help. Were you on this pill back in the day when you were with the other boyfriend?

1:17:52🔗 Caller Yes.

1:17:53🔗 Drew Same pill?

1:17:54🔗 Caller Yes, same pill and just a reaction.

1:17:56🔗 Drew All right. So, and is this guy doing something wrong?

1:18:00🔗 Caller Well, I do get aroused and I...

1:18:02🔗 Drew No, no, no. Is he mechanically, is he doing something different or wrong?

1:18:06🔗 Adam No, she knows.

1:18:07🔗 Caller Well, it's just too predictable and he does it for like five seconds and then he stops and I'm like, dude, I'm just giving you instructions here. I'm telling you how it will work for me.

1:18:21🔗 Drew That's good. That's all good. If he doesn't respond to it, it's the guy.

1:18:24🔗 Adam Does he give you a good oral sex?

1:18:27🔗 Caller Yes.

1:18:29🔗 Drew She's not into that, though.

1:18:30🔗 Adam You're not into it?

1:18:31🔗 Caller I am, but I really, really am. And as a thank you, I reciprocate.

1:18:37🔗 Adam But the thing is, is like once we start, I was like, it really was like somebody in like a clown suit talking to kids.

1:18:46🔗 Caller We reciprocate.

1:18:47🔗 Adam And what do we get? Boys and girls, what do we do when we really get a great job done on our groin? Tommy, yes, we reciprocate. That's right. That means blow them back. Fantastic. Now, everyone jump in a big box of balls.

1:19:03🔗 Drew The word of the day is reciprocate.

1:19:06🔗 Adam She reciprocates.

1:19:07🔗 Drew Yell real loud.

1:19:08🔗 Adam Yeah. All right there. All right. So you reciprocate.

1:19:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:15🔗 Caller But once we actually start having sex, it's kind of like, it gets so mechanical that it's like, do something interesting.

1:19:23🔗 Caller All right.

1:19:23🔗 Drew Well, he may get him to do if he's not responsive, it may not be working out for you.

1:19:28🔗 Adam Poor guy.

1:19:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:30🔗 Adam A lot of pressure.

1:19:31🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:19:31🔗 Adam There's a saw called a reciprocating saw.

1:19:34🔗 Drew Nice. Is that two?

1:19:36🔗 Adam That's just one. Just goes in and comes back. It's like a bayonet saw. Nice. Sawzall.

1:19:42🔗 Drew Sawzall?

1:19:43🔗 Adam Yeah. Sawzall. I thought that's a company and that's like a Kleenex versus a tissue. You know what I'm saying?

1:19:49🔗 Got it.

1:19:50🔗 Adam Got it. Hold on. Chris.

1:19:53🔗 Yeah.

1:19:54🔗 Adam What do you got over there, buddy? With my, well, it's about an hour and 20 minutes ago, I wanted a title for my pedophile island.

1:20:01🔗 By the way, I know what a sawzall is.

1:20:03🔗 Adam Movie. You do?

1:20:04🔗 Yes.

1:20:04🔗 Drew Well done. Wow.

1:20:05🔗 Adam How do you know?

1:20:06🔗 Well, my cousin's a-

1:20:07🔗 Caller Turn up your mic, Chris.

1:20:09🔗 Drew Turn up the guest mic.

1:20:10🔗 Sorry, man.

1:20:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:12🔗 Drew Did that go on the air, Anderson? We just said.

1:20:14🔗 Caller Yeah, that one did.

1:20:15🔗 Drew Good. We like it when it goes on the air so other people understand what we're responding to. Yeah.

1:20:20🔗 Caller I'm just trying to keep it professional. Sorry, Big D.

1:20:21🔗 Drew Yeah. Turn the mic.

1:20:22🔗 Adam You know what a sawzall is?

1:20:24🔗 Yes.

1:20:24🔗 Adam All right.

1:20:25🔗 Drew All right.

1:20:25🔗 Adam Now, what are the names, the other names for my Pedophile Island TV show I was working on?

1:20:30🔗 So far, I got four.

1:20:31🔗 Adam You got four?

1:20:32🔗 Yeah, that's good.

1:20:32🔗 Adam All right, go ahead. Now, let me say this, too. I want you to sell them.

1:20:39🔗 Drew Are there four? Can you give a passing grade?

1:20:41🔗 Adam I'm going to give them. I'll let you do it. Give me four. But I don't want you to stumble through them. And I don't want you to sort of shuffle them under the carpet. I want you to sell each one is better than the next. All right, buddy.

1:20:51🔗 Right.

1:20:52🔗 Adam Your time to shine. You ready?

1:20:54🔗 OK.

1:20:54🔗 Adam Number one.

1:20:54🔗 I should stand and stand and please. All right.

1:20:57🔗 Adam Number one.

1:20:58🔗 Coming in at one is Lord of the Pedophiles. You've heard that one.

1:21:01🔗 Adam Lord. OK. Let me digest it. Lord of the Pedophiles. Not bad.

1:21:04🔗 Good. Good.

1:21:05🔗 Drew Lord of the Pedophiles.

1:21:06🔗 And number two is Michael's Playhouse.

1:21:09🔗 Adam Mm hmm. Like Michael Jackson.

1:21:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:21:11🔗 Adam That's not bad. All right. Not bad.

1:21:15🔗 Number three is Isle of Child.

1:21:17🔗 Drew Oh, I like that one.

1:21:18🔗 Adam Isle of Child.

1:21:19🔗 Drew That's one of my favorites so far.

1:21:21🔗 Adam Yeah, that's that's top five easily. Isle of Child. Write that down.

1:21:25🔗 Drew I did.

1:21:26🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm going to. I'm taking partial credit for my Isle of Man.

1:21:30🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, this this rings better than that.

1:21:32🔗 Adam It is. I know. But he just he took mine and ran. I go ahead.

1:21:36🔗 I might go on yours again this time. It's a special survivor edition of Pedophile Island. And the host would not be Jeff Prose, but it'll be Michael Jackson. And if the children don't survive, if they get, you know, yeah, they'll come on the line and we'll interview them.

1:21:54🔗 Adam That's all very good and elaborate. Has really nothing to do with the assignment I gave you. But it's still, I give you, you burned some calories there. Again, it's a serious, serious show.

1:22:05🔗 Drew I Love Child is the only top two.

1:22:06🔗 Adam I Love Child.

1:22:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:22:08🔗 Adam Did you write that down?

1:22:09🔗 Drew I did, I did. All right.

1:22:10🔗 Adam I need one more before the night's true.

1:22:12🔗 Drew All right.

1:22:13🔗 Adam And no Michael Jackson stuff. No Jim Berry stuff. I need a serious show. I need a serious show. I Love Child, not bad. Rob?

1:22:23🔗 Yeah.

1:22:24🔗 Adam You're 21?

1:22:25🔗 Caller Yep.

1:22:26🔗 Adam What's up?

1:22:28🔗 Caller Hi, Dr. Drew. Hi, Adam. How are you guys doing? Good.

1:22:31🔗 Adam What's going on there, Rob?

1:22:33🔗 Caller Actually, I have a question. It's about four days ago, I masturbate, but it's about, I did it twice. And then after that, about half an hour, an hour later, I wouldn't take a pee. And after I pee, I flex my penis and, you know, just to let the fluid drip out, whatever.

1:22:54🔗 Drew Flex it or flick it?

1:22:55🔗 Adam I think you flex it.

1:22:59🔗 Drew Maybe that's the problem here, buddy.

1:23:03🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I don't know how to say it. Just just the drip, just let all the fluid drip out, you know? Sure. Sure. Yeah. And then all of a sudden I feel this really short pain above my left testicle above it. And it feels like somebody kicked me right in the balls. And I don't know how to describe it. It's pretty, it's pretty painful. But it goes away.

1:23:25🔗 Adam The balls is pretty good.

1:23:27🔗 Caller Yeah. It goes away after like about five seconds later.

1:23:32🔗 Drew Five seconds, very quick. Well, there's a lot of different things that can make, cause these kinds of pains, including what's called a torsion of the testi, where it twists on itself and kind of cuts the blood supply off temporarily. Though that usually doesn't go away so fast. And come on so fast, go away so fast. Epidermitis, inflammation in that area, whether it's at the core or the epidermis, can cause that sort of thing. Sometimes just spasm of the musculature around the bladder neck can cause funny symptoms. But it probably most commonly will be epidermitis. So this is something you ought to talk to a urologist about.

1:24:04🔗 Caller Oh, I mean, it's a once-in-a-while thing though.

1:24:07🔗 Drew Yeah, he's gonna talk me out of it now. Hey, I said see the urologist, Rob. That's what I'm saying.

1:24:11🔗 Adam Rob, what's going on? What's going on with you? You smoke a lot of weed?

1:24:14🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

1:24:15🔗 Caller A lot of weed. Well, I remember you were saying like, if you don't say it like you do it once in a while, so might as well say, yes.

1:24:24🔗 Drew We can hear it. We can hear it.

1:24:25🔗 Adam We know you smoke a lot of weed. What else? Junior college? Bad job? What's going on?

1:24:30🔗 Caller No, actually, I don't have a job anymore because I couldn't keep up with schoolwork.

1:24:36🔗 Drew That's the pot. What school?

1:24:38🔗 Caller What school are you going to? To be honest with you, I really, be a shit. I'm from Boise State. I'll be honest with you, I really smoke that much. I smoke like maybe once or twice a week.

1:24:51🔗 Drew Put it down on the calendar. I think you'll be up around four or five times.

1:24:54🔗 Adam Well, again, our listeners think it's a three day week.

1:24:57🔗 Drew Listen to that laugh. Well, your high tonight is the thing. You're smoking tonight.

1:25:00🔗 Adam High is a cut. Come on, buddy. I know it's the weekend technically, but tomorrow is a school day.

1:25:06🔗 Caller Yeah, it is a school day. Yeah, I got class.

1:25:09🔗 Caller Go Badgers.

1:25:10🔗 Caller Yeah, I just want to say, I really appreciate what you guys are doing. I mean, you guys are helping a lot of young people with a lot of school balls, like you said, Adam.

1:25:19🔗 Adam Thanks, Rob.

1:25:20🔗 Caller A lot of team needs help. I love it.

1:25:23🔗 Adam Thank you, brother.

1:25:24🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:25:25🔗 Adam I hear your bong calling, by the way. The siren song of the bong. That's a good name for something, too. The siren song of the bong.

1:25:38🔗 Drew Just calling to me.

1:25:38🔗 Adam That's short watch. Yeah. Siren song of the bong.

1:25:42🔗 Drew Bong sirens.

1:25:43🔗 Adam No.

1:25:44🔗 Drew Siren song, yeah.

1:25:45🔗 Adam Siren song of the bong. Yeah. Yeah. Let's take ourselves a, who is in Boise? Wisconsin's are Badgers. Boise, Idaho. What's the name of the team? Boise State. What's the name of the team?

1:25:58🔗 Drew Your mascot.

1:26:01🔗 Caller Our team is Boys, the Broncos.

1:26:03🔗 Adam The Broncos. I'm at the wrong Boise. What's the Boise State team name?

1:26:07🔗 Drew That's him.

1:26:09🔗 Caller Boise State Broncos.

1:26:10🔗 Adam Oh, well then what's the, I don't know.

1:26:12🔗 Drew Universe, Idaho.

1:26:14🔗 Adam No, maybe you're right.

1:26:15🔗 Caller You guys should know about this. I mean, we were undefeated last year. I mean, well, we lost the last.

1:26:20🔗 Adam All right. Oh, boy. Get back to the ball. I forgot the name of the Bronco team.

1:26:24🔗 Caller All right.

1:26:25🔗 Adam Let's take a little break. We're going to talk to Rob. I just got back from my rack after this. Yeah, this is our song! All right, let's talk to Rob, who's 21. He just got back from Iraq. Or I like to call it Iraq. Rob?

1:27:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:06🔗 Adam What do they call it over there, Iraq or Iraq?

1:27:09🔗 Caller Iraq. Iraq. Yeah.

1:27:11🔗 Adam Oh, is that different? Is that a third one?

1:27:14🔗 Caller No, Iraq.

1:27:16🔗 Adam Right, right. But there's there's Iraq and then there's Iraq and then there's Iraq.

1:27:22🔗 Caller I think Iraq is a car, but the news calls it Iraq. Right. But all the soldiers call it Iraq and everyone I've ever known who has been called Iraq.

1:27:32🔗 Adam Good.

1:27:33🔗 Drew How to go over there.

1:27:33🔗 Adam Newzers.

1:27:34🔗 Caller How to go?

1:27:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:36🔗 Caller I had a good time.

1:27:38🔗 Adam Yeah. I told you. I told you you'd enjoy it. What did you do over there?

1:27:43🔗 Caller A lot of menial army duties and then for about four months, we had some special equipment that we swept the roads for IEDs, making them safer for troops and civilians.

1:27:56🔗 Adam Say IUDs?

1:27:58🔗 Caller IUDs, improvised explosive devices.

1:28:01🔗 Adam Ah. Yeah. Just booby traps, essentially.

1:28:05🔗 Caller Yeah. Mortars hooked up to garage door openers, cell phones. These are pretty creative.

1:28:10🔗 Adam Really? And so what did you find? Is that the kind of stuff you found? Yeah.

1:28:15🔗 Caller We found a lot. We'd run a road every day and generally the Iraqis will throw the little scout out in the area one day and rig it the next day and blow it the next day. So if you ran it every day, you generally kept the road pretty clear.

1:28:29🔗 Adam So they would, if I'm not mistaken, make this booby trap that would be set off via cell phone or garage door opener and they would be hiding somewhere in the vicinity, right?

1:28:40🔗 Caller Right.

1:28:42🔗 Adam And especially if you're going to do a garage door opener. I mean you got to be, mine won't work unless I'm inside of the garage.

1:28:49🔗 Drew Right.

1:28:49🔗 Adam I can't actually be just in front of it.

1:28:51🔗 Drew I can actually have the front of my car through.

1:28:53🔗 Adam You're access to ram his garage.

1:28:55🔗 Drew If I get through the front of the car. Put the shape of his car into the front of the garage.

1:28:59🔗 Adam And sweeping it. Now what is that involved? That sounds like a horrible detail.

1:29:04🔗 Caller Well, it wasn't manual. We weren't walking around the ground. We had, it was kind of strange, we had some equipment from South Africa. I guess during apartheid they couldn't import technology so they made their own in dealing with minefields and we bought it during Kosovo and then we just continued it and brought it back up in Iraq when IEDs became a problem.

1:29:23🔗 Adam And what does it do? How does it work?

1:29:26🔗 Caller It's a couple of vehicles. One of them has a boom that comes out and sweeps the ground and picks up pieces of metal. Another boom in the back that paints it on the ground. And another vehicle behind it, a really heavily fortified vehicle, has a big hydraulic arm that will go down and dig it up and if it's what we think it is then we'll call Explosive Disposal out and they'll take care of it.

1:29:46🔗 Adam Ah, I see, so the one is a metal detector.

1:29:50🔗 Caller Right.

1:29:50🔗 Drew And then the other paints what they find.

1:29:52🔗 Adam Yeah, they mark it, essentially, and then the thing behind it digs it up. You just get some old beachcomber guys, you know, in the sandals with the black socks.

1:30:02🔗 Drew They'd love it, they'd love this.

1:30:03🔗 Adam Yeah, they'd find a treasure. I love those commercials, by the way, where they have those ones where they have metal detectors, the guy's wife likes me, I'm getting some exercise now, I'm on the beach, and she loves the jewelry. It's like, yeah, if I brought my old lady a ring that fell off of somebody, oh, sweetie, this, oh, forget about spending money on an engagement ring or, this is wonderful. Some poor person lost this. It was in the family for 200 years, they lost it at the beach, but now I'm having it. Awesome. You're getting a BJ right away. All right, anyway, Rob, now you're back.

1:30:36🔗 Caller Now I'm back.

1:30:37🔗 Adam Anything happen? What was the most exciting thing that happened to you, or frightening thing that happened to you while you're in Iraq?

1:30:46🔗 Caller I had a couple of really, really close, close calls on my part as far as decision making, because the war is over and there's a lot of really technical rules of engagement, and there's been a few times where I shouldn't morally have taken somebody's life, but there's a lot of, it gets complicated as far as what you want to, and there's times where kids will be throwing your, sorry, throwing stuff in here.

1:31:15🔗 Adam Right.

1:31:16🔗 Caller Throwing stuff in your vehicles, rocks or playing with toy guns and aiming them, and you don't know if they're toy guns, you don't know if you should fire them to scare them off.

1:31:27🔗 Adam Let me tell you something, Ma. A guy chucking, not that you don't have gear on, but a guy chucking a rock from 75 feet away, size of a, size of an orange and hitting you, about as good as getting shot at the 22. I mean, if someone's throwing a rock at me, I'm shooting them.

1:31:45🔗 Caller No, if it's a grenade, no.

1:31:48🔗 Adam No, no, you're missing my point. Rock or grenade. Rock, good enough. Good enough for me to shoot them.

1:31:56🔗 Caller Okay, I gotcha.

1:31:57🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, rock, rock. I mean, it will hurt you.

1:32:00🔗 Drew So we have one more minute. What's Rob's question?

1:32:02🔗 Adam I don't care. I'm not done talking about what the damage rocks can do.

1:32:05🔗 Drew Rob, go ahead. What's the question?

1:32:07🔗 Caller Okay, well, I met this girl through an army buddy when I got out and we moved to Oregon and had a whole life going. She had lived in Indiana with her folks for 20 years and really had been coddled in a lot of ways. Never had to live on our own. I've been on my own since I was 16 and she had an abortion at one point and told me she couldn't get pregnant. Well, she got pregnant and we've been having a lot of fights, a lot of insecurity issues.

1:32:35🔗 Drew And she's pregnant now?

1:32:37🔗 Caller She's pregnant now.

1:32:38🔗 Drew All right, here's the deal. Women never feel more vulnerable than when they're pregnant, particularly as the pregnancy goes along. And if you are saying things like, I'm not sure if I want this or this wasn't my idea, that's going to be met with anger and she will never forget this.

1:32:54🔗 Adam Worse than the enemy at this point.

1:32:55🔗 Drew Yeah, may worse. Chucking rocks ain't nothing compared to this. So, if she is pregnant, there's going to be a child, suck it up a little bit and be supportive. Maybe have discussions later about how you're going to manage your life, but this thing's coming, regardless of whose decision it is, make her feel supported.

1:33:11🔗 Adam Yeah, and the other thing is, these chicks that do that, I had an abortion, I can't get pregnant, that just means you were pregnant already. To me, now you're fertile, so I...

1:33:21🔗 Drew Yes, you're a definite.

1:33:23🔗 Adam All right, we'll take a break. We'll be right back after this. Well, that's the show, everyone. Chris Titus in here tomorrow night. Charlie O'Connell, The Bachelor.

1:34:01🔗 Drew Nice.

1:34:01🔗 Adam I'm telling you, The New Bachelor.

1:34:03🔗 Caller Good seeing you.

1:34:03🔗 Adam You like him, that's good. I do, yeah, I'm interested in... He's gonna let me smell his fingers on the air.

1:34:08🔗 Caller Oh, that's excellent, excellent.

1:34:10🔗 Adam And we're gonna take ourselves a...

1:34:13🔗 Caller Hey guys, real quick.

1:34:14🔗 Drew What, what, what?

1:34:15🔗 Caller Before we break here, I gotta finish it off with one last one, Nambland.

1:34:21🔗 Drew Nambland.

1:34:23🔗 Adam Nambland, like Nambla.

1:34:24🔗 Drew Come on, Nambla.

1:34:25🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:34:25🔗 Drew I like that.

1:34:26🔗 Adam Yeah. Confusing.

1:34:27🔗 Drew Namblile too.

1:34:28🔗 I got another one.

1:34:29🔗 Drew Oh, Chris.

1:34:31🔗 Tykes Place.

1:34:33🔗 Adam Tykes Place?

1:34:34🔗 Drew Like...

1:34:35🔗 Another word for a child? Yeah.

1:34:36🔗 Adam Yeah, like Tyke. But what's the place? How's the place work?

1:34:39🔗 Drew I don't know, that's for Islet Hotz?

1:34:41🔗 Adam All right. Islet Hotz, not bad. We'll take a little break. We'll be back in about 22 hours. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:34:54🔗 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station.

1:35:06🔗 Adam The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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