1:20🔗
Adam
Hey, buddy. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's almost Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew, board certified physician and an addiction medicine specialist. Dr. Drew is in New York tonight because someone dropped a nickel, and he's going to be there during the week. I'm actually going to join him in New York a little bit later on this week. We're having some technical difficulties. Dr. Drew is attempting to sort those things out on his end, and we will have to do without him for at least the beginning part of the show. My Chemical Romance is coming in tonight. They're going to be in studio tonight. The guys are coming from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Jimmy Kimmel Live is probably about six, seven miles away from here. Would you say that's right, Engineer Chris? Sure. Yeah, it's going to be a long night with me and Engineer Chris going at it. So they finish up over there about 9.30 at night. The guys are finishing the last of the Jägermeister, piling into the bus and weaving toward the Loveline studio. So we'll see them in just a couple of few. I guess we should just hop to the phones and get the show started. Drew will jump in when Drew jumps in. Unless you guys want to talk a little about this whole Pope business, which I find very interesting. The more I find out about how the Vatican works and the Pope, the more fascinated I am. Like for instance, Chris, did you know this? When the Pope dies, they hit him on the head with a silver hammer just to make sure he's dead and then use that same hammer to crush his popal ring. Oh man. Yeah. That's not good. No, it isn't. And my feeling is like, if I die, I want them to do that thing where they hold my nose and see if my mouth goes not hit me on the head with a silver hammer. I'm not a vampire. It seems weird to hit the Pope on the head with a silver hammer, but I'm not making this up. I don't think they put a hole in a skull with that.
3:29🔗
They should just check the vital signs, right?
3:31🔗
Adam
Seems like they could do that, but they know better than the doctors. Because a guy can do that trick where he pinches his arm off and stops the pulse on his wrist, but when you whack someone in the head with a silver hammer, you got to be dead. Otherwise, you're going to punch a guy in the face.
3:46🔗
They said that they tapped the head lightly three times, but I don't think they do that anymore.
3:51🔗
Adam
They said they do. They said that's still the plan. They put the silver hammer, and then they smash his pope ring, which could probably fetch millions on eBay, and that money could just go to some of the kids that got molested or something. I don't know. I'm just saying, don't smash the guy's ring. That's not right. Yeah, now sell the ring and make some money. And one of the things I like most about the whole pope thing is, you know, when he has the different names like the Pontiff and stuff like that, the best is the Vicar of Christ. That just that sounds like a guy who's like, welcome back to the Palace Station at the Nevada Line. The Vicar of Christ, everybody. It just sounds like a guy who's going to bust in the song. As a matter of fact, I would like to start being called the Vicar of Christ. I'm no longer going by Adam. OK, from now on, Vicar of Christ, Vicar of Christ. Yeah, so it'd be like, and now everybody, Loveline with Dr. Drew and the Vicar of Christ. You wanna try that, Chris?
4:56🔗
Good one, yes.
4:57🔗
Adam
So just work it in a conversation. Work my name, work Vicar of Christ in a conversation. Here's what we'll do. We'll pretend like I'm somebody coming up to you saying, how was the show last night? And you go, the calls were OK, but the Vicar of Christ didn't have a great night. OK, want to try it? Are you ready? Hey, how was the show? How was Loveline last night?
5:26🔗
Adam
No, that's not what we talked about at all, Chris. Not at all. Not even close. Here's, here's, here's, you ready? More conversational too. Because here's the whole thing. You have to casually refer to me as the Vicar of Christ. Don't hit Vicar of Christ. People know you're up to something.
5:48🔗
Adam
It's going to go like this. When I ask how the show was, you say, the calls were pretty good, but the Vicar of Christ had an off night.
6:19🔗
Caller
Joe Schmolo, you know. Just to let you guys know, I can hear Drew in my ear and he found that very funny. He liked it a lot.
6:24🔗
Adam
Drew, Drew, Drew, I want you to start calling me the Vicar of Christ too, at least until we get a new pope. But then it may stick.
6:32🔗
Adam
And then it's going to be awesome too, like when I get into trouble, like, what happened to the Vicar of Christ? I took a swing at his wife. He's in County.
7:00🔗
Adam
Yeah, Adam running late is like, oh, Christ, Adam's running late, but the Vicar of Christ is running late. Oh, well, we should be honored that he came at all.
7:09🔗
Drew
A couple of things here as I was sitting here listening to the show. First of all, congratulations. Mazel Tov, as I guess, as you refer to the Vicar of Christ, you say Mazel Tov, right? And this was Chris' night, man. This was his night to shine. He was filling in for me.
7:46🔗
Adam
I come in and I say, what's going on? Where's Adam? And you say, I think the vicar of Christ is taking a leak. Okay. Okay. You ready? All right. I'm producer Ann.
8:16🔗
Adam
We had funny until you put a sack of flour in my funny. You cut my funny, son. I had a nice bouillon cube of funny, and then you mixed it with an ocean of water and seven sacks of flour.
8:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, the Pontiff, the vicar of Christ, they're all his, maybe even his eminence. I don't know if he's the Pope, too. All the eminences and the vicars, I think they're all the same guy. They're all the Pope. I'm just saying, for the next 13 days or so, the vicar of Christ title's gonna be mine to use. And then if it sticks, it sticks. What are you gonna do? There can be room for more than one vicar of Christ. All right, you ready?
9:08🔗
Adam
Okay. All right. It's gonna be good. Oh, wow. The show's gonna start in a second. Where's Adam?
9:17🔗
Adam
Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome. And like I said, any bad press, you know, child molestation charges or wife beating or substance abuse, like breaking news, the vicar of Christ has entered rehab. It just makes everything sound that much more noble.
9:40🔗
Drew
But on a separate note, Adam, I think you've proved tonight that you really should set up a school of comedy and improvisational theater. I really should. I mean, Chris, Chris, it just, he's moved. I moved emotionally.
9:51🔗
Adam
Well, I gotta be honest. The first take each time was a little weak, but take number two.
10:07🔗
Adam
All right. Let's let's talk to Jessica, who's 21. Jessica, Jessica, yeah, this can be good. Okay. You're on with Dr. Drew in the Vicar of Christ. What's up?
10:27🔗
Yeah.
10:28🔗
Adam
And like Snoop Dogg would call me like His Zicker or something like that. You know, I'd have my own name with the brothers.
10:41🔗
All right.
10:41🔗
Adam
The point is, is the brothers would call me and, you know, to my very, my very The Vicar for Chisel.
10:47🔗
Yeah.
10:55🔗
Okay. I was wondering because, okay, I'm 21, my boyfriend's 19. We've been together since he was 14 and I was 16.
11:05🔗
The first time he claims that he ever had an orgasm was the first time we had sex.
11:15🔗
He doesn't masturbate. And the only way that he can have an orgasm is through oral sex, irregular sex. And I cannot get him off just by giving him a hand job.
11:34🔗
That's because the first time he ever had an orgasm was something that was more stimulating than just a hand job.
11:40🔗
Drew
It's very interesting. I've actually heard of situations like this where young males that be, well, I think about it.
11:50🔗
Drew
Right, basically, he doesn't want to do it, is the bottom line. He's never had to do it. He doesn't really, yeah.
11:55🔗
Adam
I'll tell you what, here's the real test. You give him a hand job, leave your mouth and your vagina at home, and we'll see if he has an orgasm.
12:06🔗
Adam
Right, I bet when you're giving the guy a hand job, you have your vagina and your mouth right there, and the guy's like, yeah, it's not cutting it.
12:16🔗
Adam
You just show up as a stump with five digits. I bet he has one. What do you think, Drew?
12:34🔗
Caller
No, I was just wondering, because this is something that we've always talked about, and there's times when I'm just not in the mood to do much.
12:42🔗
Drew
But he- He needs to really develop a relationship with himself. Yeah. He really does. If you're not up for it, that's fine, he can go. He's been spoiled since 14.
13:12🔗
Adam
Let me say this as the figure of grace. I feel like I really need to impart some knowledge to my flock who just basically stand at the hem of my garment waiting for me to impart words of wisdom. Pearls.
13:27🔗
Adam
You're listening, my son? You'd be amazed at what you can do when you have to do it. You know, you have those kids that, you know, the kids that won't eat anything but macaroni and cheese and fish sticks and stuff. Put them on the island over there with the survivor gang for three or four weeks. We'll see what they'll eat. That's basically how life is. You'd be absolutely amazed at what you can do if you just go ahead and take away that convenience or whatever it is. You take away the sex. You take away the oral sex. We'll see if this guy learns to swim. I bet he does. And until then, it's really easy. And some guys are really good at that. Just like the kid who's good at getting his mom to go out to McDonald's or Pizza Hut every night.
14:16🔗
Adam
You can break them. It's just, you know what's interesting? As the vicar, let me put this forth, Drew. Whether it's like training a puppy to sleep in its crate, or whether it's training a kid to eat a little brocca flour, there's going to be like two or three rough nights. And then you break them. But if you keep giving in at that point where the puppy's crying and you just let it up into your bed, it'll just go on forever.
14:41🔗
Drew
And you know what's interesting? The people that, you know, because I deal with this all the time in addiction where we tell people to set the firm limits. There's a fantasy that develops. Somehow they're going to be destroyed or the suffering is going to be too overwhelming. Basically it's the person listening to the misery that can't tolerate it. Not the person themself. You see what I'm saying? I can't tolerate you suffering. I can't tolerate it. Therefore, I'm not going to let you suffer. And in fact, the person is suffering is just barely going through anything.
15:07🔗
Adam
Yeah, they're just, they know how to manipulate. It's not that they know how to suffer. It's that they know how to manipulate.
15:53🔗
Drew
I know. But you know, the VC is refers to lots of things throughout history. So there you go.
16:21🔗
Adam
733, 33 after seven o'clock. You're listening to Morning Zoo with Dr. Drew and the Vicar of Christ. Weather and traffic coming up at the top of the hour. Now we got a Savage Garden super set. Not bad, right?
16:38🔗
Adam
And now the Vicar of Christ seems to be a great morning show, DJ name. Go ahead, Shelly.
16:44🔗
Caller
Okay, well, I've been with this guy for about a year, and we've been living together for about six months. And there are times when he just, you know, sex is all he wants. And there's times where he says that for me to even touch him makes him physically sick.
17:03🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's normal for guys to have sort of a fluctuating sexual desire, particularly as they get older. It can kind of come on and go down and go up and go down. And some of it has to do with the fluctuating levels of testosterone, of his lifting weight, surfies, doing well at work. It will tend to sort of elevate his testosterone level. But to be sort of repulsed, that's a little something different, I think.
17:41🔗
Drew
I think the thing here is that his sexuality, his 21 year old libido breaks through all those unpleasant and conflicted feelings about his sexuality. And then when he's going through one of his low phases, all that repulsion, all those horrible, conflicted feelings emerge.
18:21🔗
Drew
You got your work cut out for you. He may be going in that direction. Because if he's repulsed by a woman, you might ask him what that's about and where he's not repulsed.
18:35🔗
Adam
Hey, Shelly. Listen to me. This is the Vicar speaking. It's Vicar, Drew, please. First off, as you know, I'm a devout Catholic.
18:51🔗
Adam
I don't believe it's in. I believe it's in very poor taste to make fun of the Pope and his Vicar-ness. So I'm not going with Vicar. I'm going with the Vicar of Christ.
19:13🔗
Adam
OK. This guy is going to be a handful. He is all over the map. And it's going to be tough for you in this relationship.
19:23🔗
Adam
So if you're up to it, fine. But be prepared. Because this is this is really it's like it's like taking calculus in the third grade or something. It's just it's possible once in a while. Handful of Asian kids that might get a C. But it's just more than you're prepared to do at that age and at that stage. And furthermore, why would you want to?
19:50🔗
Adam
I'm not saying we need to shun people that have been victims in the past. I'm just saying you ain't up to it as a 20 year old calling from Oklahoma.
20:01🔗
Drew
And by the way, you're not helping the victim. The victim needs to get treatment by supporting them and supporting their pathology. It ain't going to change.
20:10🔗
Adam
Right. You can't process what's going on. You know, is it me? Maybe I should get some new panties. No, no. The vicar says you're my vicar and this says no. Let's see, Drew, we're going to take a quick call and then we're going to break. The band is here. My Chemical Romance. We got a question for the band. We got to play a song for the band. And I bet they have to play some, but we'd like to.
20:33🔗
Drew
We'd like to. I got my usual thing. I'm looking for stuff for the Strictly Sex Discovery Health Show. So do you have people with sexual performance anxiety or people with a fetish or secret they're afraid to tell their partner about and they're willing to talk about these things on television?
20:50🔗
Adam
Ray? Hello? Ray? Yeah. That's, you got Dr. Drew in the Vicar of Christ. Yeah, we don't believe you already. But this is in Germany or Florida, so we don't have to believe it.
21:13🔗
Caller
And three seriously injured, including one whose hand was cut off at a meeting at a local church Sunday after a 25 year old man ran a muck with a samurai sword. The suspect was motivated by personal reasons, according to police investigator.
21:35🔗
Adam
You'd be surprised, though. So much stuff going on, especially in Florida. That's just an average weekend for it. You're right.
21:56🔗
Caller
See, I'm listening to the last night's broadcast tonight because we're one day behind. I haven't heard the Germany or Florida yet.
22:03🔗
Adam
Well, let me say this, Anderson. You say it's a big news story, but must have happened later on today then because I sit at the writer's table, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and it's 20 guys with Harvard degrees combing through a thousand newspapers and nobody brought it up.
22:21🔗
Adam
And of course, the Vickerness who was put on probation over at LA Valley College academically.
22:43🔗
Adam
You're going to Florida? Now I'm going to Germany. No, no. Yeah, Florida. I'm going to Florida. The Vicker goes Florida and so does Drew. What do you say, Ray?
22:58🔗
Caller
There was one part. It was at a local Tamil community, but I didn't know what that was, so I kept that out.
23:03🔗
Adam
Smart. You left it out. You played the game right. For that, you're not getting a windbreaker. All right. My chemical romance is in studio tonight. Drew, we are in nothing short of a funk.
23:18🔗
Drew
Oh, in this game with Jeremy Flick. Yes. Well, I was just thinking, maybe we need to break into a little Aces, Accordion countdown. Maybe we can redeem ourselves that way.
23:28🔗
Adam
Yeah, I should say. Well, I'll tell you what. I'll put that on the docket. We'll play it before the night is true. My chemical romance in studio tonight, fresh off their, I'm sure, fabulous appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live on tonight on ABC 1206. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
24:05🔗
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24:25🔗
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24:44🔗
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26:03🔗
The rent?
26:18🔗
Adam
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26:39🔗
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26:44🔗
And not your average XA if there is such a thing.
26:49🔗
Caller
Well, when I got it from the dealer, I had them add a lot of stuff they had available, you know, like alloys, spoiler, TYC tail lights, LED interior light kits. The cupholders light up too. I like lights. Cool.
27:01🔗
Caller
Yeah, no, definitely. And people ask me about the car all the time, but I don't do it for that. It's more for me.
27:08🔗
Can't argue with that.
27:10🔗
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27:38🔗
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28:03🔗
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28:17🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm the Vicar of Christ. That's Dr. Drew. I'm gonna use it for 13 more days until they get a new pope in there, and then hence there's a new Vicar of Christ. But I say it's up for grabs, and I'm gonna work it for all it's worth right now. Drew?
28:39🔗
Adam
There's a pot laugh in this bed. A couple of them. Yeah, Gerard, Mikey and Frank, all here from My Chemical Romance. Mikey has the pot laugh. Let's see, we're gonna figure it out. We're gonna figure it out.
29:22🔗
Caller
Remember that we got pulled over one time and they called me nappy and searched us both for weed.
29:29🔗
Adam
That was the man doing that. Yeah, but here's the thing. Here's the thing about your hair. Your hair is like a smell sponge you just carry around with you. If you've been farting or toking, smoking or drinking or screwing or doing anything, you just sniff your head. Your head is like a diary. It's like a diary that goes back like two days. You could go like, see, you smoked a bong load on Tuesday. Thank you. You got laid. No, no. Just oral. Oral. Oral later that day. They had six pack of Mickey's and you watched this old house. You beat off. You went to sleep.
30:15🔗
Adam
No, I smelt it. The vicar knows. Oh, yeah. A lot of pot laughing. So smoked a ton of pot, but then put it away. No more?
30:29🔗
Drew
You know, what's interesting is how that laugh is a residual effect. That laugh is perpetual. It's amazing.
30:52🔗
Caller
Well, high school and college. And then the band started. And I guess about a year into the band, I stopped.
31:17🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'm married to the rock now. Did you switch to booze? I drink a little bit, but not like crazy. I'm not like Gerard used to.
31:24🔗
Caller
Yeah, chocolate cake definitely. I've been addicted to chocolate cake, butter sandwiches and mashed potatoes.
31:37🔗
Drew
It's actually pretty unusual. It's possible, but it's unusual. Usually people switch to either speed or alcohol.
31:48🔗
Caller
I used to have really bad stomach cramps, too, so I used to kind of medicate with that.
31:52🔗
Adam
Well, let me, with the pot, let me say this, though, Drew. Show me a guy who decides it's time to quit pot at 35 after smoking for 15 years or 20 years. I'll show you guys going to switch to something else, but show me a guy who decides to quit at 23 or 24.
32:41🔗
Adam
How does it feel that they'll have a Sesame Street characters on over you? Is that the body of the thing?
32:49🔗
Adam
All right. And ancillary ones, too. Not just, you know, Kermit and Miss Kim. Going deep into the into the roster of Sesame Street characters.
33:07🔗
Adam
All right. Let's so we're going to hear something off Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, which is the name of the new CD. You guys are going to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. Starts at 1206 and going to be playing the Fans Warped Tour starting June 18th. Who else? Transplants, Offspring, MxPx. The hell? Where's MxPx been? Haven't they?
33:33🔗
Adam
They were. They must have been in here like five years ago. Right, Drew? Has it been a while?
33:47🔗
Adam
It hasn't stopped. All right, you ready? Here we go. Let's take a question for the band. Adam?
34:03🔗
Adam
I'll tell you what, though, you can keep the name Adam because, you know, I'm going with the vicar of Christ.
34:14🔗
Caller
Okay. Well, Gerard, your birthday is coming up. Well, both of our birthdays are coming up. I wanted to know what you're going to do for your birthday.
34:22🔗
My Chemical Romance
Actually, we together as a band are going to be playing a doubleheader, one of the first doubleheaders in our career. In London, at the Historia, we're playing a matinee, which is interesting.
34:56🔗
Caller
It's hard. Yeah, we haven't done anything early like that except for Warped Tour. You always play early.
35:01🔗
My Chemical Romance
No, we haven't done it not on this scale. Like we've never done a double header where people are expecting like an hour and 20 minutes.
35:10🔗
Adam
Yeah, I think it's got to be tough to do things like stand up or playing a band or do that stuff that's supposed to be done about 10 o'clock at night at 7.15 in the morning.
35:21🔗
Adam
You know, the early show or something, especially when you're not used to getting up until two in the afternoon. Hey, Adam, the female?
35:29🔗
Yes.
35:42🔗
My Chemical Romance
Well, I think we're playing with Green Day sooner than that. Like that's the next thing we hop on.
35:47🔗
My Chemical Romance
Yeah, like we're very excited about that. I think we're coming anywhere near here, though. No? Well, where is she from? Where are you from?
35:54🔗
Adam
It's beautiful. You've not been to the City of Commerce? Picture a lush garden inhabited by beautiful, beautiful people. Yeah, City of Commerce. Awesome.
36:09🔗
My Chemical Romance
Yeah. I don't know, like, well, we're going to be on the Green Day thing also. I mean, you could probably mail it.
36:14🔗
Caller
Well, what is the present? So we don't know if it's good enough to, like, give you an address to mail it to.
36:23🔗
Adam
All right. Quiet down. She's 14. Love of Christ. She's going to bed. When are you guys going out with Green Day?
36:38🔗
Adam
People, people don't give Green Day or I think they get lumped in with other bands sometimes. People forget what a great live act Green Day is.
36:49🔗
Adam
I think they've stepped up and stepped out. But it's weird because they've been around for 10 years. Great and just a great, like anyone who sees Green Day live becomes a Green Day fan. And still they were just sort of, I think in a lot of people's heads, they were just getting lumped in with a bunch of other bands. And somehow they've stepped it up. Did they get some Grammys last year? They did, they did. Oh good, all right. Well, Mazel Tov is half of Drew's religion would say.
37:19🔗
Adam
The vicar? The vicar doesn't say Mazel Tov? Please, Drew. No, he blesses people and that kind of stuff. I hit him with my, I used that thing, that incense thing on a chain.
37:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, the frankincense. I do that. I also splash water on people. And once in a while, I hit him with a scepter. And I might even dub them.
37:56🔗
Caller
Adam, just want to tell you, you're excellent. Dr. Drew, are you all right? My chemical romance? My question for you, a 25-year-old Mel been dating my girlfriend for four years. She's used birth control, the pill, the shot at one point, gone through probably four or five different types of birth control within the four years. And still to this day, when we have sex, I cannot ejaculate in her.
38:30🔗
Caller
It's more of a paranoia or obsessive, compulsive, ice, fear of pregnancy, any of that.
39:06🔗
Drew
And now that you're having... You're having emissions while you're in her. So it's not like, you know, you're not having the full ejaculate, but this stuff comes out of you all the time you're having sex.
39:20🔗
My Chemical Romance
Surprise! Horrible party. Here's how I feel. If she's uncomfortable with it, Adam... No, buddy. Buddy. Buddy, I'm sorry, buddy. If she's uncomfortable with it, that's ultimately... You know, it's a really hard thing for a girl to go through, especially if she gets pregnant.
39:37🔗
Adam
She's comfortable with it. He's freaked out about getting her pregnant, even though she has all these barriers up. Right, buddy?
39:45🔗
Caller
She's now on a low dose, and I don't know what the difference between a low dose and a normal dose is.
39:50🔗
Drew
None. Buddy, don't worry. It's not your issue. She's being followed by physicians who know what they're doing. You've got virtually 100% protection. This isn't about that. This is about your craziness, your obsessiveness.
40:02🔗
Adam
Well, maybe she's a little, you know, she's a little loggered out down there or something, getting the friction you need.
40:09🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, nothing's 100%, so I mean, if you're not ready to take that step and maybe have a kid, then you probably shouldn't do it.
40:19🔗
Caller
I'm just saying. I mean, because think about it, like, I mean, people that do that and then get pregnant. And I mean, do you have a stable job? And say that were to happen, could you afford to take care of it and take care of it like a man?
40:43🔗
Adam
And I don't like what kind of name is Buddy. It always sounds like someone's asking for directions from a cab. Hey, buddy, buddy, listen, hey, buddy, can you hold it down a job, buddy? Are you going to get pregnant, buddy? And then who's going to raise a kid, buddy? It just sounds like you're being dressed down all the time. It's like naming your kid Mac or Bub. Drew, you should have a kid name a Mac. Listen, Mac, you better do that homework, Mac, or Bub. Hey, Bub, I ain't kidding with you. You finish that brocca flower, Bub.
41:23🔗
Caller
I would just say this, if you're not ready to have a kid and you don't want, like if you were to have a kid and wouldn't be happy about it, then you really shouldn't have that kid.
41:46🔗
Drew
No, I can't tell you it's never happened. But I can't say no one's won the lottery either, but it's not going to happen to you.
41:53🔗
Adam
No, no, no. It's like saying, look, if you're not prepared to get into an accident, don't drive a car. And you're going, well, I'll put my seatbelt on and I won't drive drunk. And you're going, I don't care. You could still get into an accident, which is true. But eventually you got to get to work. And it's a risk. Not you guys, but the vicar's got to get to work. And it's a risk you take. But I agree not wearing a seatbelt, driving drunk and not turning lights on at night is like not using any birth control at all. He's driving a Volvo with 13 airbags in it. But it doesn't mean that a tanker truck can't run over him and crush him. It's just probably not going to happen.
42:48🔗
Drew
If phobias and anxieties could easily be to a hypnosis, we would not have those in this world. It's much more complicated than that.
42:56🔗
Adam
I don't know what's going on with you, but you need to look into it. And how are you having an orgasm now? Oral sex?
43:36🔗
Adam
No, that was not me. It was a friend of mine used to hump the beanbag. You'd open up the zipper a little and get some of that peanut pack. Then you'd have to break it. The thing would dry up like a snowball. You'd have to whack it and then break it up again. Yeah, you'd have to drop an elbow on it before you could sit on it. Get it moving again. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. My Chemical Romance in studio tonight. We'll hear something off the new CD, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. They're on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, 1206 in your time zone. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
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Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm the Vicar of Christ. That's Dr. Drew over there in New York City. My Chemical Romance in studio tonight. Gerard, Mike, Frank all in here. And you can see the guys in the rest of My Chemical Romance on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight at 12.06. All right, let's take one call and then let's hear a song, shall we? Okay, perfect. All right, let's see, there's an interesting question. John?
49:33🔗
Caller
Oh, well, I was just wondering, do they make, I've seen all these things in the store about libido enhancers and all that good stuff. Do they have libido suppressants for the guys that are like, you know, won't cause any damage or permanent stuff?
49:50🔗
Drew
And for the most part, the serotonin reuptake inhibiting medication will do that. So things like Prozac, Zoloft very effectively will oftentimes at least give you difficulty having an orgasm, oftentimes decrease your libido.
50:03🔗
Adam
What would be the big side effects of taking something like that if you weren't, if you didn't have any problems that necessitated it other than the hyperactive libido?
50:23🔗
Drew
Hopefully the way it's supposed to be designed to feel is nothing. You might get a little tremor, you might feel anxious. You should feel, if you're depressed, you should feel less irritable. And if you're horny like our caller, you should feel a little less that way.
50:36🔗
Caller
No, it's not like that or anything. I don't know, I'm kind of freaked out about like STDs and I don't know, I just don't want to do like any kind of random stuff and you get tempted every now and then, you know, figure the easiest thing would be to take care of the whatever.
50:52🔗
My Chemical Romance
Yeah, it's good that you don't want to do random stuff too. I think that's really responsible. You could also play a lot of video games and read a lot of comic books and play Dungeons and Dragons.
51:10🔗
Caller
No, no, it's not that I'm like Mac Daddy or anything like that. It's just that, I don't know, I recently got out of a really long relationship and right now it's, you know, I don't know, I'm going to...
51:49🔗
Drew
It sounds like you need another relationship. You just don't have sex with somebody until you really care about them and then have a relationship and do it then.
51:54🔗
Adam
What is it with all these guys who are just freaked out about sexuality? Like, I don't want to go inside my girlfriend and I don't want to catch anything. You know, when you go half speed, that's when you get hurt. That's what my old football coach said.
52:09🔗
Adam
110 percent, you'll be fine. You start going, you start approaching sex half speed. That's when you tear an ACLU.
52:20🔗
Adam
Yeah, ACL. Yeah, not the ACLU, but ACL. You tear that. You get hurt when you go half speed. That's why you get drunk. You don't wear a condom, you pile right in. You roll the dice. That's what the vicar of Christ has to say. All right, can we play My Chemical Romance song, Anderson?
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1:02:06🔗
Adam
I'm the Vicar of Christ. That's Dr. Drew over there in New York City. We have my chemical romance in studio tonight. The guys will be seen on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight at 1206. So if you want to see them in person, you can just turn on your TV and watch them this evening. All right, now, Drew, you there? Yep. All right, we'll speak to Ashley. We can even talk to Ashley's 21 Watches Porn with Boyfriend and he gets hard when the guys are on screen.
1:02:58🔗
Caller
Well, we've been together for three years and within the first couple of months he explained to me that in his own personal sexual time he occasionally likes to dress as a woman. And I explained to him that that was okay for me as long as he kept it separate from our relationship. And there have been times when I've come home and he's been like with my clothes and I've explained to him that that's unacceptable.
1:03:23🔗
Drew
Really? Here's the deal, Rachel. These kinds of behaviors don't exist as some sort of isolated feature of his personality. It's not like that's the only thing that's just sort of sliced away from him. The way you were saying, you're like in denial about it. It's like, well, that's this thing he does. That's him. That's a part of him. And that's a reflection of something that's happened to him, some trauma.
1:03:56🔗
My Chemical Romance
I think you need to accept that about him or move on. I think you guys need to rent Ed Wood and sit down and watch that movie together.
1:04:07🔗
My Chemical Romance
I thought you said you caught him in them. Or maybe it was just the underthings?
1:04:33🔗
Caller
So, I can accept it now, and we talk about it, and he personally doesn't want to keep doing it, and then the whole thing.
1:04:51🔗
Drew
Yeah, but Rachel, you got to get out of your head. You're like, we talked about it, and I can accept it, and it's going to be okay with me. Now, come on. He's doing this thing. It's a peculiar behavior that's a reflection of some sort of significant trauma. He needs to get treatment for it if he wants to stop, particularly if it distresses him. That's great. It's a motive. Well, listen, I come telling you that this is just a symptom of something bigger, and he needs to see somebody, and maybe these symptoms will settle down. He can figure out what's going on here.
1:05:19🔗
Adam
Hold on. Drew, this is a vicar talk. Let's work this out for a second. Okay, so there's a few things we can agree on, which is when people say, look, I only do this once in a while, it's untrue. It's sort of like smoke and crack. You're either either do it or you don't. It's not, well, once every 10 to 18 days, I'll have just one hit off a crack, right? It's right back to work the law firm. It's either you're either in or you're out with this thing. And it's not like any of us, oh yeah, I dress like a chick to have sex with myself, maybe once every two years, but that's about it. Now you either do it or you don't. So that's number one. So you people that think the guy's not smoking the crack or not dressing like a chick every night or every other night or just being naive, he's just telling you as much as he wants you to know and you're believing it.
1:06:27🔗
Adam
The other thing we know is Drew expressed earlier in the call that these things don't exist in a vacuum. You can't just be the world's most adjusted guy, he's gonna be the world's most loving husband and father and so on and so forth, and dress like the chick. There's usually some other baggage that comes along with that. It doesn't mean you have to be cut loose, it just means you need to recognize it, not just treat it as, well, just this one thing I do.
1:06:54🔗
Drew
Or not only, and by the same token, she has to not treat it as, it's just this thing he's into, it's his little hobby. No, no, no, this is a reflection of some significant difficulty with what's called affect regulation and a sense of himself as a complete sexual being. And as a result, it's gonna affect your intimacy, it's gonna affect his ability to regulate his feeling states. It's something he needs to look into.
1:07:13🔗
Adam
But on the other side, Drew, it may be a nice little check valve for him to let a little steam off, and if you try to suppress it, he may spin out a little bit.
1:07:23🔗
Drew
Yeah, like what if you find it? Oh no, I'm not saying suppress it or judge it, we cannot judge it.
1:07:28🔗
Drew
Impossible. But he is distressed by it, she is distressed by it unless she doesn't admit it. Her rationalizing does zero, he needs to get some treatment.
1:07:40🔗
Drew
It depends, it's a symptom, it's like saying, how are you going to treat that depression? Well, you look into it, you find out what's going on with that person, what the issues are, what the biology is, and you have a treatment plan.
1:07:50🔗
My Chemical Romance
Do you think maybe he finds it sexually stimulating? Maybe it's something else, maybe it's not this compulsion, maybe he was just kind of horny when she walked home and he decided to put on some girls' clothes, like maybe it's just something that he's into.
1:08:07🔗
My Chemical Romance
Maybe he's not saying that he finds it, that they could get some hot or something, maybe that's all it is.
1:08:14🔗
Adam
Oh, really? Well, listen, I'll throw down an old tank top or something once in a while just to protect the furniture, but that's not...
1:08:27🔗
My Chemical Romance
I think, personally, she may need to find out if he's just really sexually into this and then accept that too. Maybe it's not like a negative thing.
1:08:36🔗
Adam
It will. I agree it will be a hard one to break if this is what he's really into. Yes. Now, the vicar does not use a bib if that's what you're asking, Drew. Paper towels usually will suffice. All right. Let me just say something to Rachel.
1:08:56🔗
Adam
All right. So this is probably a bigger issue than maybe you're you're letting on or maybe he's letting on.
1:09:05🔗
Adam
All right. Well, here's the thing. Before you get married, because that's really that's a contract you haven't signed yet and you need to work out the deal with your cable operator before you actually sign on the dotted line. Make sure you get in all the channels you want, you know, because once you sign, that's it. You're screwed. So do not sign that marital contract until you guys are on the same page. You don't have to judge. You don't have to get angry. You don't have to corner them. But you're twenty three. You could put marriage off for another couple of years. Well, you get this problem sort of stabilized.
1:09:38🔗
Caller
Is it something we've talked about at some point in the future? And then I was considering taking that part into consideration.
1:09:57🔗
My Chemical Romance
See, that's the first sign. When a dude dresses up as a girl for Halloween. That is.
1:10:05🔗
My Chemical Romance
If something wrong, that means if they do it, especially a couple years in a row. Yeah.
1:10:09🔗
Adam
Yeah, there is. It is true that these things sort of manifest themselves early with, yeah, this just a little Halloween. I think it'd be funny to go as the third Hilton sister or that weird, you know, guys will do that like, hey, just for fun. I mean, I'm not really into it, but let's do something where I pretend like I'm breaking into the bedroom and I'm like a rapist who's escaped a mental institution. Yeah. Yeah. Don't go. Don't get started with that, ladies. Drew, is the vicar right or is the vicar right?
1:10:53🔗
Caller
Well, my boyfriend, every time we're watching porn, he somehow gets all excited when the guys come out.
1:11:01🔗
Drew
Yeah. But is it excited because he's having, seeing guys have sex with women or is he excited by the guy?
1:11:10🔗
Adam
Well, first off, hold on. It's bogus because I've reviewed porn very closely. The vicar is taking a jeweler's loop to the porn, and they don't have guys just coming out without chicks. It's not like, oh, it's a porn. Yeah. Three dudes come out, they get naked, they chub up, and they stand there, and they rub their penises against each other, and then about 15, 20 minutes later, some hot, young, coked up chicks come in and out.
1:11:37🔗
Adam
The chicks are there first. Then the dude comes in because he's cleaning the pool, and he wants to come in and get a little iced tea. That's how porn works. So what kind of porn are you watching, Ashley? If you're not watching gay porn, then there's no guys with the absence of women.
1:12:05🔗
Adam
No. Ashley, you can't do any better than this in the bogus department? And who put you up to this? You're not really gay boyfriend?
1:12:56🔗
Adam
All right. He's 14. He hasn't been born yet. Here's, we have to travel to the future to talk to Jordan. Listen, Jordan, I like making prank phone calls as much as the next guy, but you got to get the beats down. You understand?
1:13:14🔗
Adam
And let me explain something about the women, especially young women. Here's the way it works. We figured out that guys are the only sex that does bogus phone calls. Women don't do it. But once in a while, a guy will put a woman up to it. He'll turn a woman out. Because we're not, it's like when the terrorists get the blonde chick to carry the bomb. You know, we're not looking for it. So, but bogus is bogus and our bogus nose can sniff out any bogus call. And Ashley's was full of crap. And by the way, women are too stupid to vamp most of the time, especially 16 year old chicks. So when you say to them, what kind of porn was this where a guy just came out naked?
1:14:06🔗
Adam
Right. And then when I busted her on it, she said, what? Guy comes out and a girl comes out. She said the exact same thing because that's what he told her to say.
1:14:17🔗
Adam
Man. Jordan, how dare you? That was weak. You don't have to be the vicar of Christ to know when you have a weak, bogus phone call and that was pathetic. Please, call us in five years when you get it worked out, would you brother? And this time, get a girlfriend who can act. Jordan? Yeah, I'm boarding. You're bored with my critique, son?
1:14:49🔗
Adam
That's right. All right, buddy. Have fun on that scooter. Put your helmet on. Need you any slower than you actually are. Oh, that was so weak. So bogus. See, here's the thing. When people ask things don't really make sense and everyone thinks we take a ton of bogus phone calls on this show, we don't want to. If somebody is saying something that doesn't make sense, even if it seems interesting or funny or provocative, we don't want to talk to them. She did not believe what she was saying. She couldn't support what she was saying. Therefore, we don't want to talk to her.
1:15:26🔗
Adam
Right. And you know, it's an interesting point, which is people think they judge a call's boguosity based on how outlandish the call is. Right. But the cross-dressing call was an outlandish call, but it was a real call. This was less outlandish, but not a real call. We could tell by the experience the person was having.
1:16:08🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's like having a guy with a deviated septum just yell in your ear a second after you say whatever you say. Anderson, can we fix that?
1:16:50🔗
Drew
That's right. Been being in Mexico seven. And my neck is swollen. I've got just a pain. These guys, these poor guys, the engineers are watching me with cups of hot water. I'm holding against my neck.
1:17:13🔗
Drew
It's on my scalp. You can't see it. I can't even tell what it is. At first, I thought it was an infection. Then I thought, oh, this is what this is.
1:17:20🔗
Drew
I could just tell. I mean, it just feels like, well, it's a neuritic pain. It feels like it's on fire all the time. My glands are swollen.
1:17:53🔗
My Chemical Romance
Actually, not to, since we're having a lot of fun, not to be a bummer, but 9-11 happened and I was an artist in New York and I was very personally affected by it. I wanted to find other dudes that were personally affected by it and wanted to actually make a difference and change the world somehow with music instead of just kind of trying to sell property to cartoon networks and stuff like that.
1:18:17🔗
My Chemical Romance
I was, I started as a comic book artist and then I moved into animation and toy design and I was really happy doing it and then that happened. I realized I wasn't helping anyone but myself or other people financially.
1:18:29🔗
Adam
Well, I mean, but couldn't you, couldn't one argue that if you made a comic design, a comic book that brought meaning to someone's life or brought intrigue or comedy or whatever, you could make the same argument, happiness, as music as you could with that. Do you feel music is a better way to contact the masses?
1:18:48🔗
My Chemical Romance
At the time, I felt like I needed such a direct release that it felt like the best way possible.
1:19:05🔗
My Chemical Romance
Yeah, but like they weren't real bands. Like we just kind of like I was in art school and I'd started some small bands. Frank was the one who was playing the most out of all of us.
1:19:15🔗
Adam
And how did you hook up with Frank? And how did you get, did you guys know each other for a while?
1:19:19🔗
Caller
Well, it was kind of weird. Like I met Mikey at parties at, I used to be in another band on this label called Eyeball and he would show up at parties and I met Gerard too at the same party. And they would come out to shows that I was playing. And after that they were like, oh, we're going to start a band too. And I was like, oh, I'd really like to hear it. And when I heard their demo, I was like, oh, man, this is like my favorite band right now. And I got them a few shows, a place to practice. And then my band broke up and they asked me to join.
1:19:56🔗
Adam
Yeah, I just figured you guys were all from New Jersey. Maybe you, you know, played on the same softball team.
1:20:04🔗
My Chemical Romance
Yeah, especially Jersey. It's like, what, millions of people crammed in this tiny state. So it's very like music community. It's all incestuous like that. It's just kind of like this buddy's in this band and this band and this band.
1:20:16🔗
Adam
Well, so Gerard, did you do anything involving the cover art or any of that stuff? Is this yours? Oh, wow. It's nice. It works.
1:20:24🔗
My Chemical Romance
Thank you. I actually, it was originally supposed to be a photograph. And then Jeff Aroff, who works the labels, like, how come you don't, why don't you just make this the cover? Because I'd done a drawing for the photographer. And I was like, I don't know. I guess I wasn't confident after quitting art.
1:20:41🔗
My Chemical Romance
Yeah. The picture on the cover is actually just like a sketch for the photographer to use. Oh, really?
1:20:51🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's one of these things. Art is, it's just one of these things where it sort of either works or it doesn't. It's kind of hard to explain why. And people do explain why every once in a while, but they just end up making asses of themselves because then John Stossel said it was a three year old who threw up onto the canvas. And some guy in a turtleneck explained for 20 minutes about how it worked and why it worked. It just either works or it doesn't. It's either pleasant or communicates something to you or a dozen and this works.
1:21:20🔗
My Chemical Romance
In fact, I had tried to do better ones of that. None of them worked. That was the original and that was the only one that worked.
1:21:26🔗
Adam
Well, it's another another interesting point from the Vicar of Christ is I do believe, at least comically, your first impulse is usually your best artistically. It doesn't mean it's the most refined. It just means it's your purest impulse. We, as a society, my mom does this. Well, my mom does. She tries to pick out a wallpaper. So she takes five different wallpaper swatches. She pins them to the drywall and then she stares at them for six years. Eventually, they lose all meaning. Your best bet is to have someone else pin them up. You turn around, turn around and look for 10 seconds and then turn around again and make a decision. That's when you're at your purest. If you just keep repeating something, it's like a word you say over and over again. It just kind of loses meaning.
1:22:18🔗
Adam
And I don't think a lot of people know that artistically. I think your first impulse is sort of your purest and sort of your best.
1:22:25🔗
My Chemical Romance
I agree with you. And we've kind of gone off that instinct with this band since the beginning. It's just like your first intention is definitely your most purest. And our intentions are always very pure because of that. We just kind of went on gut feeling and instinct and never looked back at all.
1:22:41🔗
Adam
All right. Well, good story. And it's still better than you guys just hanging out in high school.
1:22:48🔗
Adam
Let's take a little break. My chemical romance is in the studio tonight. Are you a vicar? What?
1:22:54🔗
Drew
I just want to again promote that I'm looking for people that have sexual secrets, very much like that cross-dressing fellow, afraid to share with a partner and or people with performance anxiety that were willing to talk on Discovery Health Channel.
1:23:10🔗
Drew
Various kinds of performance anxiety. People fear they will have a direction, have an orgasm, don't want to take their clothes off, just fear about being sexual.
1:23:17🔗
Adam
All right. Isn't 90% of the people don't want to take their clothes off? Is it 90% of them are fat and the other 10% were molested?
1:23:26🔗
Adam
That's about right. Because great-looking people, clothes come off in a heartbeat. Skinny-dipping. I like the guys. The guys who just can't wait to shirt. The guys walking down the street at 61. It's like shirts off, man. I'm boiling in this tank top, man. I'm boiling. I got the steams coming out of my mouth. I'm frying. They're at the ball game. Shirt comes flying off. Shirt cannot stay on. Like the guys with the hot bodies, shirts are just off.
1:23:55🔗
My Chemical Romance
They don't even own more than four. And three of them don't have sleeves.
1:23:59🔗
Adam
And once it's like, if they're around a pool or something, or at the beach, shirts never even near them. I mean, it's off into the evening, into the next day, still walking around in the trunks. Yeah. I don't mind that. I don't like the shaved chest with the pierced nipple.
1:24:21🔗
Adam
And it forces you to focus on the dude's nipple. And that's the part I don't like. I'm trying to have a conversation here. Oh, there's your nipple. What's going on with the nipple? Gotta look at your nipple. Hey dude, that's your nipple. That's nice. Why don't you just pull a nut out?
1:24:39🔗
Adam
I really think it's less offensive to me if you just pulled one nut out. Just let that, wear some tight shorts and just have one nut pop out of the side of the banana hammock or whatever.
1:24:55🔗
Adam
Yeah, somehow the nipple is more egregious, more offensive. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.
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1:29:34🔗
Adam
Hey everybody, it's some Love Live. I'm the Vicar of Christ. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. My Chemical Romance.
1:29:45🔗
Adam
Thank you, Drew. My Chemical Romance in studio tonight. Three cheers for Sweet Revenge. Name of the CD. We'll hear another cut off that, and a couple of few. The guys are gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, by the way, and we're just roaming the halls here at the legendary K-Rock, and mentioning how many records that no doubt has sold about 8 million copies of that one Tragic Kingdom record. Drew, remember I put a curse on them?
1:30:15🔗
Adam
I really only put a, I don't know how many bands I put a curse on, but No Doubt is the only band, to my knowledge, Drew, have I put a curse on another band?
1:30:30🔗
Adam
Yeah, but I put the, I put the pox, the vicar put the pox on No Doubt because they came in and they were fine, but then later on, I think they called me a racist because I made some Indian joke about Tony.
1:30:50🔗
Adam
No, here's what happened. Tony from No Doubt is a, Gwen was like dating Tony in the past, but nobody knew, knew any of this stuff. This is like, Drew, what is this? Like eight, nine years ago?
1:31:06🔗
Adam
Easily. Yeah. And don't worry, that curse is going to kick in any, any minute now, another 10 million records are showing on the top like a sledgehammer. But anyway, they're, they're in here. And Gwen was talking about like interracial dating or something and she was just sitting here like you guys are sitting here. And she was like, yeah, I dated a guy who was a different nationality. I dated a, dated an Indian guy for a while. And I said, Indian, like a woo woo woo Indian or seven 11 Indian. And, and it was just, I was making a joke, but it turned out to be seven 11 Indian now, by the way, which I don't know if you guys have that in Jersey, but here we got this, you know, that's basically Eastern Eastern Indian versus American Indian. And I didn't know Tony from the band was the guy she was talking about because normally when you talk about, yeah, I dated this guy for a while and I had this interracial thing. It's not the person sitting right next to you in your band. It's some dude you went to high school with. So they were like, they kind of, it was a little uncomfortable for a couple of beats. But then they seemed to laugh it off. Yes, Drew?
1:32:20🔗
Adam
Yeah. And then we went on. But that was like in the first hour. It's like another hour worth of show. We just answered some calls and then they split. But then they sold a few records and they got a little big. And then I think about a year later, they were going to come back on the show. But they said, no, that Adam, Adam's a racist. So we're not doing the show. And it's true. I'm a racist. But that was not part of my racism. I was just making a joke. I do believe people of color are inferior to the white man. But that's not, I mean, let's just, let's be honest. But that's not what I was saying there. I was actually just a joke, not part of my rhetoric. You can find on my websites or anything like that.
1:33:01🔗
My Chemical Romance
Is there any literature you might be reading in the basement or something?
1:33:04🔗
Adam
As a matter of fact, I want to talk to you guys after the show. If you start, just, you know, you have pretty big stage up there as a band, and there's a message I'd like you to get across. There's a lot of confused white people out there. I just want you to, we'll talk after the show. I just want to see if I can-
1:33:22🔗
Adam
I'm not advocating any violence. It's just a message I'd like to get across. I got some land in Montana.
1:33:32🔗
Adam
Plentywood, Montana. It's beautiful country over there. And it's just, just Drew, Drew understands what I'm saying. And he understands it because he's got some Jew on his mother's side that he's not welcome, but he respects it. That's the point. Am I right, Drew?
1:33:53🔗
Adam
And if if you guys are what we call pure, we'll talk. Let's not talk about on the air, but let's just let's just let's just talk off the air. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. There's room for artists, too. As long as Bohemians, there's still I don't need what I what we call long haired troublemakers over there. There's a there'd be a sanctioned art that all approve. And that'll be I will review and you know, there'll be there'll be there'll be a place for it is what I'm saying. Yes. Just like Hitler had Wagner. We will need we'll need music over there, too. Yes.
1:34:35🔗
Adam
We'll work it out. Enough said. Enough said. The point is, is I put a I put a curse on No Doubt.
1:34:45🔗
Adam
And then after the word got out, a few several million albums later that I put a curse on them and Luke.
1:34:56🔗
Adam
Yeah. After the word got after several several million albums were sold and the word got out that I put a curse on a bands would line up waiting for me to put a curse on management calling all day begging for me to put a curse on on black grape or Chumbawumba or something like that, that's my Harvey Danger wanted a curse. I remember that was just about six months ago and they call.
1:35:25🔗
Adam
No, I don't know anything other than they came in here and drunk off their ass about ten years ago.
1:35:38🔗
Adam
This close to putting a curse on them. But here's the point. You can't just line up and get a curse. I have to mean it. Otherwise, it's not going to have any real effect.
1:35:51🔗
Adam
I like you guys, therefore, I can't give you my curse. Therefore, you're not going to sell so many records. If I put the curse on you, it's ironic. All right. Well, here's my point. No doubt it's only sold like 30 million records. Imagine if I hadn't put the curse on them, they probably would have sold like 100 million.
1:36:14🔗
Adam
That's right. Yeah. How do you like that? Seventy million less because of the Corolla curse. The curse of the vicar. That's a good way to look at it, Drew. I hadn't looked at it that way before.
1:36:34🔗
Caller
Well, I had two questions. I was wondering, I just had a baby six months ago and my mom said that sometimes that can give you a hemorrhoid and I didn't know what if having him so long ago why would I have one now but the other part of that was if you wear a song underwear could that give you a hemorrhoid or am I just weird?
1:37:04🔗
Adam
Let's put it this way, you have a hemorrhoid whatever caused it it sounds like you have you have I'm gonna go with having the baby over yeah over the doctor but you know three-eighths of a strap of chiffon going up your butt crack versus crapping out a duraflame log essentially out your vagina I don't have an advanced degree Drew but I'm pushing the 10-pound sack out of the vagina over the wisp of yarn tickled your crack yes my right well said well said all right but she's stinking that's what I like Amanda yeah what are you saying come meet me in Montana I don't know what are you a father what are the Simpsons Amanda what is what what are your symptoms oh well it is an uncomfortable you're itching or burning or what burning no it doesn't know it doesn't burn it's just uncomfortable it itches a little bit but not a lot difficult to sit for a long time is something popping out you feel something coming out there hemorrhoid is a swollen vein that kind of pops out of the anus well do you know how I could get rid of it well you want to go see a doctor find out what it is you could have be something like whipworm or you know you think you would be able to work you have what's called pruritus a night and you have a child yes you can get worms little kids in the house you've got to go see somebody find out what this is okay hold on you got a ride they take over the vicar of Christ now the vicar of Christ pridus a night that's your that's your band the vicar of Christ will front pridus a night yes pridus a night yes all right and how do you spell that with the C or P PRU PRU all right all right Amanda yeah you luck with you you can't figure out it do you have a bump on your butt you can you figure this out yeah I mean I've only noticed it like a week ago so did you look in the mirror at it yeah did you check it out have somebody check it out well no I mean I I don't know I made an appointment with the doctor there you go I just wanted to like all right I don't know go get some get some anusol cream and you're kind of like countering and they saw each cream make an appointment with the mirror and a flashlight because you got you got to bounce that beam and you saw hc cream and then a warm bath there you go okay true what in that order or shouldn't be in the other order the other order yes repeated warm baths repeat anusol cream there you go what what about like what should you be feeling for or looking for if you have a hemorrhoid like a purple bump right yeah yeah around the anus somewhere around the anus yeah and and it should it should it should burn it should sting what should it feel like or hurt it can frankly hurt okay painful I don't think chicks probe themselves enough like a dude would have gotten on this immediately yeah and shown his friend showing all his buddy yeah and plus we have the extra disadvantage of the sack and junk to work with vagina it's easy to get at your anus sack and junk that's like a tree that's fallen in the room we got to get around it now you're on foot like I can't get to my anus I got too much sack I gotta go backside and it's like a two-manor now and there's it involves like yeah mirrors and green screening yeah you have to get buddies involved yeah get guys involved if you had no sack and it'd be easier to get and women are more flexible than guys yes of course they could get down and get a good look at their stuff sure yeah true yeah imagine how much time you'd spend with your anus if it wasn't for your cumbersome sack did you imagine the tree in the road yeah it wasn't for that that fell tree in the road you'd just you'd be happy motoring with you and your anus yes yeah yeah of course yeah yeah I'd be having a love affair with my anus if the sack hadn't got between them Adam Adam come on be honest be honest you've got us you've got not just the fallen tree but you've got the woods oh plenty yeah I got a hedgerow yeah it's like Normandy with their head down there she can't crowds are hiding in it you can't see or you can't find them yeah but I do feel like the sack is got between me and my anus like like a parent has gotten between like Romeo and Juliet great love affair here but a fat hairy wrinkled parent has gotten in between the two of us wow there's gonna be a suicide here you guys should write a song about my sure you want to talk art how about the law when you've loved and lost like I have potential what if what if we'll never know could have been what kind of music could mean my anus have made if not for the sack we'll never know my face hurts yeah face hurting hurt that's good let's give our faces a rest we will take ourselves my chemical romance Institute and I'll take a quick break oh and then we're gonna hear another song okay after this thank you for calling love line your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting call love line call love line 1-800-LOVE-191 Love Love Love Love Line Love Word with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Love on a Five 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1:47:49🔗
Adam
We got the atheist. We will hear a little something from my chemical romance. I think we'll take one call and then we'll hear a song. It's not going to be long either. Take it. Not the song, the call.
1:48:13🔗
Caller
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1:48:27🔗
Drew
There are many. There are certain kinds of liver disease you can get, kidney failure, hypertension, strokes, heart disease, chronic fertility problems, chronic erectile dysfunction, baldness, yeah, baldness, yeah.
1:48:46🔗
Adam
But, Drew, what, is there a safe way and I don't, I know prescribed by a doctor for an injury or an illness, but let's just say recreationally, you're trying to add a few more points to your batting average and have the long ball carry 30 feet longer. Can you do it for a season taper off or whatever or do we know?
1:49:08🔗
Drew
We don't know. You're only putting yourself in harm's way. There's only potential to do harm. There's no potential to do any good medically, but you might be able to escape by without long-term consequences. Yeah, you can.
1:49:23🔗
Drew
I think most of those guys are going to have accelerated vascular disease. They're going to get heart disease young. If you remember, some guys even believe you can get tumors like Lyle Lazzato believed his lymphoma was from steroids.
1:49:32🔗
Adam
I remember that. Well, and also a lot of guys, a lot of NFL guys, linemen guys that were all pro in the 70s and even the 80s, even coming in the 90s, dropping dead in their late 40s, early 50s. That's right. They talk about wear and tear on the body, but guys who work in steel factories and coal mines have wear and tear on their body, too. They don't drop dead at 50. This is wear and tear could probably be considered the use of steroids. Yes, Drew?
1:50:12🔗
Caller
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1:50:21🔗
Drew
No, but you could not have children. You can get chronic fertility problems, as I said.
1:50:25🔗
Adam
All right. And you can get a lot of zits, which won't allow you to get laid, which means you can't have any kids. So you break it down like that. But all right, Jake, do your thing. But how about you just work out a little harder and eat a little of that creatine or something that's sort of in between, you know?
1:50:52🔗
Drew
Yeah, no, it's, you know, maybe a, you know, a pop gun compared to a, you know, a cannon.
1:50:59🔗
Adam
Well, but there are guys who have a natural capacity for it. I mean, for responding to working out, that kind of stuff.
1:51:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. When I sat down to design man, I gave myself these big bushy eyebrows. First order of business. I want all the eyebrow. I'm going to Bogart the brow. That was the vicar's first order of business. Second, all men are not created equal. Some guys got the big guns and the thin waist. Other guys got the swivel hips and the spindly arms. But I said, yeah, no, we're going to hear a song, but let me tell you about the vicar of Christ.
1:51:36🔗
Adam
I don't care about them big guns. I don't care about the six pack abs. I'm not interested in the matinee idol. Good looks. I want the brow. Give me the brow, bro. That was my thing. Give me the brow, bro. I could say that all the time in that second.
1:51:48🔗
Adam
Yeah, the brillo head and the brow, because chicks dig the brow and they dig the brillo, bro. All right, let's hear a little something. Is it Vicar Right or is it Vicar Right?
1:52:04🔗
Adam
There you go. There you go. Let's hear a little something from my chemical romance in this one. You queued up there, Chris?
1:52:15🔗
Adam
All right. That I am. We will, it's like he's some kind of children's book from the early 70s. Let's hear a little something from my chemical romance. This one is called I'm Not Okay. Yeah, my chemical romance, everybody. In studio tonight, we're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
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Well, that's it, everyone. Thrice is coming in here, thank you. Yes, the Vicar of Christ will be in tomorrow night, along with Dr. Drew. Hallelujah. Thrice will be in here tomorrow night, and then Dave Attell, a very funny standup from Insomniac, is gonna be in here on Wednesday night. Wanna thank My Chemical Romance for coming in tonight. Thank you. Always a good time. Three cheers. Yeah, I meant the first hour and the second hour. Three cheers for Sweet Revenge. Name of the CD gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. So don't miss that. Guys, a pleasure. Thank you very much. And until next time, this is the Vicar of Christ for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
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