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Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline. With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
1:21🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew. Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. Tonight, thanks for making that noise, Drew. From Fox's Point Pleasant, Elisabeth Harnois is here. Hello, Elisabeth.
1:37🔗
Hi. Smart.
1:38🔗
Adam
Elisabeth is smart. I can tell that. Well-mannered, smart. Thank us for being here tonight.
1:49🔗
Adam
Rare. We usually get English bands that are drunk and on a different time zone and they don't even look up when you walk in.
2:00🔗
My questions are going to my picket.
2:01🔗
Adam
That's right. Now, you're going to be fine, Elisabeth, and Drew is already slid into ask his mode. Get up on your microphone there. I was having a laugh about really the essence, the essence of radio, Drew, the essence of radio. We captured it all in the first couple of minutes of the show, half off the air, half on the air. One was produced me complaining about the coffee. All we have is coffee here. That's all we have. That keeps us coming in. Let me explain something, Elisabeth, then we're getting to point pleasant. We're going to plug the hell out of this show.
2:42🔗
Adam
No, we're going to work it. I'm going to f that show right out, believe you me, but here's how radio works. You're used to television. Let me explain radio. Radio works this way. You get the smart and final jumbo size can of generic coffee with the creamer that just says whitener on it, powder form.
3:03🔗
Adam
If you say to somebody, listen, can we have some decent coffee? We work a late night shift here. Drew and I both enjoy a cup of Joe. The answer comes down from the big man. No, there'll be no decent coffee, and you'll get no milk. And if you want it, feel free to buy it on your way in. That's how radio goes. In which case, I then say, well, then I'm going to quit. So you have to go get some coffee. And now it's a big battle over $9 a year worth of coffee and milk. And eventually I win because I throw a tantrum. Now the coffee maker's on the fritz. The thing comes through like somebody drank a pot of coffee and then whizzed into my mug. It's basically what it tastes like. Lauren has been on the guy for some weeks now to fix it. And guess what, Drew? Not fixed. Not fixed. Not fixed. But the other thing that reminded me of that is almost every single night when we have a guest, about 10 seconds in the show, I hear engineer Anderson yell, turn the guest up. Now, here's the beauty of radio. That will go on for infinity. There'll be no connection tomorrow night with the guest and turning it up. Then there will be tonight and the same with the coffee.
4:17🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's very casual except for everyone always jumps whenever you do it because you're loud in our cans. But thanks Anderson. There's the very essence of radio. And in other fields, like if you worked in any other field, you would be fired. But here's the thing about radio, they don't pay anybody. So you can't really fire anybody. It's all volunteers. It's like firing people in radio. It's like you firing a windmill at a golf course, at a miniature golf course. Or it's like trying to fire the wind. It just, it doesn't exist.
4:49🔗
Adam
How can you fire someone you don't pay? That's it. So there you go. That's radio. Don't pay anyone. But when they don't fix anything, you can't fire them. All right. Let's talk about you, baby doll. Yeah.
5:04🔗
Adam
Oh yeah. Yeah. Just got to get some good coffee over here. So Drew, Drew's a big fan of Point Pleasant by the way.
5:41🔗
Adam
No, she's a huge fan of Point Pleasant, which is Fox Thursday Nights at nine o'clock. And Drew, big fan as well.
5:53🔗
Adam
Elizabeth was going to be on the show, I think, last week, but some kind of shooting schedule or something came up. Drew was a crestfallen, by the way.
6:04🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
It was a couple of weeks ago. You have to know that I was excited to come on the show, so every time that it almost worked and then didn't, I felt really bad, too.
6:12🔗
Adam
Well, Drew has not recovered until just now, but he's positively giddy. And then when he found out that you went to a nerdy college, he's now through the roof. He's over the moon because Drew's hobbies, his only hobby I know him to have is college.
6:30🔗
Adam
He's like Bill Cosby with those sweatshirts. Yeah, yeah. Except for he doesn't actually get anything from the college because that would cost money, but he likes to think about it. That's free. But he loves college. He loves to talk institutions from around the world and around the country. And you went to what college?
6:47🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
It kind of happens to you when you go to one of those schools that all of a sudden there's this enormous amount of pride. And you just, it's a community, I think. And you kind of foster that community, whether or not you realize it, you're talking about it.
7:04🔗
Adam
Wesleyan, oh, I've heard that one. Drew speaks of that on occasion. Drew's excited too. Maybe a little jealous and turned all into tree.
7:21🔗
Adam
Well, we'll get to the bottom of it. Chris, off the top of your head. You know what? Amherst, is it Wesleyan? Yeah. Yeah. Wesleyan or Amherst, which one's ranked higher?
7:33🔗
I would go with Amherst.
7:35🔗
Because that dude came in, you know.
7:50🔗
Adam
US News and World Report. Right. Then look up Kanaeho Junior College where you go and see if that made the top 5,000 cut.
7:59🔗
All right.
8:09🔗
Adam
When they say ranked high, it had the highest students per capita. They do a year and a half.
8:20🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
I don't know. I actually was born in Michigan and my parents moved from Michigan to Riverside. I really, I don't know.
8:41🔗
We'll skip those 15 years.
8:54🔗
Riverside is a horrible place.
8:55🔗
It's horrible.
9:10🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
No, and I'm, you know, it was, it was actually nice because I grew up acting.
9:23🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
I grew up acting and it was nice, it's actually nice to live in Riverside because I was, you know, it sort of limited the amount of child acting I would do. You know, we would only commute once in a while and we would only go in for the projects that, you know, I was excited about, you know.
9:39🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
It wasn't like a career when I was five. It was a hobby. And that was sort of an interesting barrier there. It created an interesting barrier because it wasn't convenient to go into Los Angeles, you know, three and four times a week.
9:51🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
I think if you consider being on a set, you know, from the time I was a kid. I didn't take like, you know, kid theater camp, you know.
10:00🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
History and film. I majored in. I took some theater, you know, I did take some theater classes, but I didn't. I actually was between NYU, Tisch School of the Arts and Wesleyan. And I thought, I've been acting my entire life. And, you know, I want to do something else.
10:20🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
Oh, meaning that I, you know, when I was working, various projects, film, television, whatever, I, you know, being being around, you know, talent helps you just sort of you learn, you absorb, you're a sponge when you're a kid.
10:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. No, but I thought what was your most? Did you have a regular gig or did you have something?
10:40🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
Well, I the first it's it's kind of it's one of those stories where, you know, it was hard to say no once it started because the first thing I auditioned for, I got and my mom was not a stage mother. She hated the whole scene, you know. But I enjoyed it and I was having fun. So she she kind of gave in to me.
10:56🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
It was a cake commercial for Duncan Hines and I had one line. It was deluxious. And apparently I nailed it because I got it. I was three and I got to eat chocolate cake. I thought, hell, acting is really fun because I get to eat chocolate cake and not remember that at three. Oh, I totally remember it.
11:14🔗
Adam
Well, I don't want to, you know, put the screws to your mom. But you're three years old.
11:27🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
It was definitely. No, I'm not going to, I'm not going to, you know, pretend it's something it was. I mean, my parents, you know, definitely were involved. I mean, they made the decisions.
11:36🔗
Drew
There are parents that look at their kids and say, hey, my kid is cute. I bet we get some money out of this for college.
11:43🔗
Drew
But I'm saying that they don't aren't necessarily like, oh, honey, you've got to do this. They just go, eh, I wonder if the speeds might be a two-week. We have some free tires to fill our desks.
11:51🔗
Adam
Well, parents saw I had a talent as well, but they just figured it was in carpet cleaning. That's what they know.
12:01🔗
Adam
It's awesome. Oh, I can never stop thanking them. Never, never stop for getting me into that carpet cleaning. Never stop.
12:16🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then my dad cowering while my step mom kicked me out of the house. And they really pushed me toward carpet cleaning. I really, I got to get into their props. And if there was some sort of carpet cleaning award when I accepted it, I would definitely thank them.
12:37🔗
Adam
They didn't know they were actually colleges. All right. I'm sorry, Elizabeth. Go ahead.
12:42🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
No, just, you know, my parents, they saw it as a hobby for me. It was a hobby. Yeah, it wasn't for them. It wasn't about really a financial gain thing. It was more of a they knew it would be good for me in terms of being able to pay for school.
12:54🔗
Adam
And yes, there's an interesting thing, which is people, you know, the parents that get their kids into almost anything, but especially acting, gets sort of a bad rap. On the other hand, if your kid is good at something and has a natural capacity or at least a love for something, what's so different about acting in the cello? You know what I mean? If the kid's playing the violin or the piano, everyone's like, oh, well, that's wonderful. Ari has a gift for languages. He's taken all these language classes or something. That's great. But acting, you're a pimp all of a sudden. But there are people that genuinely have talent and should be led that direction.
13:50🔗
Adam
Here's what I'm saying. There's some kids that have a mechanical aptitude. They start tinkering early. Whenever you hear about these, they do these bios on Howard Hughes or any of these industrial guys. He was three and he was taking his bike apart, starting welding a motor to it, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. If you have a kid who's going down that path, you should get them some tools and let them do it. And by the same token, if you have a kid who likes to dress up and sing, why don't you put them in the choir or take them to acting class?
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I tell you that right now.
14:56🔗
Adam
He's like Manson, this guy. All right. Here's my point. If your boy is your boyfriend with your pet right now?
15:03🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
No, I think I think she's probably at home. He's with some friends listening right now.
15:08🔗
Caller
I was going to conduct an experiment where we actually where we actually soft my dog a bit.
15:13🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
She's very, very OK. Here's an example. I do ADR at least once a week for the show.
15:20🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
Yeah. When we when we have sound during dialogue, we have to record it again later in post. But Rosie's sitting in the studio where the technician is. And I'm in another room.
15:31🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
Rosie. She's a mutt. She's Chihuahua, Pekingese and Beagle. Or something. Wow. She doesn't look like a Chihuahua. She's a normal sized dog. But if I call her name over the she she freaks out, she's you know, and she she knows and I can tell her to sit and she'll kind of it's the voice of God to her. She can't locate the you know, doesn't know the source. It's kind of fun, actually, to play that game with her.
15:52🔗
Adam
I was I was giving this some thought yesterday with the dog, you know, like this sort of you have sort of the you have Paris Hilton and now you have it's very trendy. Everyone's got a lap dog.
16:06🔗
Adam
No, your dog's not a lap dog. But I'm just saying more and more more, you know, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. It seems like almost everyone has their lap dog. And when you have a lap dog, you get to take it wherever you want to take it. You go on an airplane with it, you go to a hospital with it, you go in a store with it, you just walk into restaurants. That's just your dog. It's like it's sewn to your hip. No one ever, like, I've never seen Paris Hilton walk anywhere or on any shows or anything. And everyone go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. See dog? No dogs, no dogs. Get out with the poodle. But they, or the chihuahua or whatever they have. But then I started thinking, I got a dog and I can't bring it anywhere. I can't just go walking into a Macy's with my dog.
16:46🔗
Adam
Well, that's my point. But why should weight make a difference? It's like, if I had a really fat cat, I couldn't bring it in. But if I had a smaller cat, I could bring it in.
17:00🔗
Adam
We had a makeup artist who used to hold, in one hand was the dog, in the other hand was the kissing potion I demanded. Because, you know, it was the MTV days, I had a look on. I had a little of that Adam Ant vibe going. But the point is, is that a certain point I had to tell her to put the goddamn dog down. She was bothering people, and she could only work with one hand because she had to hold the Pekingese with the other. But here's all I'm saying. Either you can bring a dog on a plane or you can't. Either you can bring a dog in a theater or you can't. You can bring a dog in a market or you can't.
17:33🔗
Adam
Why does Paris Hilton's crappy chihuahua get to go everywhere, and my crappy fat lab doesn't get to go with me? And then I just realized, if you can carry it, you can bring it. So if I take this fat lab of mine, which now, my dog's now funny because its head is the size of a baseball, but the rest of its body is massive. That's awesome.
17:55🔗
Adam
Put a lot of weight on. And it's so funny that when it lays on its side, its paws don't even really come together, they just stick out.
18:09🔗
Adam
If you just took a piñata and knocked it on its side, it just lay there on its side, my dog doesn't look like it's laying down, it looks like it tipped over. It's like someone's got a forklift, get it back on its feet. But if I would just carry this dog everywhere, it would be awesome. And that would be it. I'm carrying it. It's a lap dog. I don't care, it's 80 pounds, it's going on my lap.
18:36🔗
Yes.
18:40🔗
Caller
Hi. First, I just want to say that I'm a person who fears intimacy and I sort of hit an emotional wall when it comes to guys like being close.
19:09🔗
Caller
Yes, and I was adopted. I did spend like the first seven years with my mother and then I stopped.
19:16🔗
Drew
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second. Yeah, you were with your biological mother for seven years and then adopted?
19:27🔗
Caller
No, I did, I did. I had a, I very much had my biological father and his brother and her, his wife adopted me. So I was adopted within the family. So I grew up with my dad.
19:41🔗
Caller
My mom was nutty and so she moved to San Francisco, but I did used to see her and come and visit and I had connections.
20:12🔗
Drew
Yeah, no, Kelly, it's impossible. Those mechanisms don't develop with that kind of abuse and abandonment.
20:17🔗
Adam
If you ain't moving forward, you're going backward or you're standing still or moving forward slowly or just kind of creeping backwards.
20:25🔗
Caller
I moved here three years ago. I moved here three years ago to live with my mother. I need to find out that she came out that she was a lesbian. And I sort of panicked a little bit and thought, oh my God, am I? Even though I have always fantasized about men, I fantasized about my wedding day and stuff like that. I've had a couple of attractions to women and I've kissed them, but I've never had a...
20:50🔗
Adam
Kelly, quiet down. Here's what's going on. Your mom's a nutcase. I don't know if she did... It seems like someone who had a problem with substance abuse if they actually leave their seven-year-old and move away. But maybe she just has mental illness.
21:12🔗
Drew
Right. And she's got a drug issue. Wait, wait, wait. Kelly, Kelly. And she's got a drug issue and some bipolar, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's what you're describing, is that person.
21:27🔗
Adam
Everyone's the same. Everyone's the same. Well, Kelly, the point is, I don't care about your question.
21:38🔗
Caller
OK. I started going out, like, I met this guy when I moved here. He's about 12 years older than me. And I tried dating him. We had a good friendship. He had a lot of money. He showed me around the city.
21:51🔗
Caller
I wasn't into him sexually. And I was intimidated and uncomfortable with him. And after about two years, when we would fight, he would start calling me a lesbian. And I kind of feel that I didn't have, like, a full mother figure that I'm a little more certain on my feminine side.
22:11🔗
Drew
No, Kelly, you're uncertain on your identity entirely because you didn't have the kind of support and nurturing to need to figure out what you are, who you are, and particularly who you are in a relationship. And so in some a-hole, who you really are not in love with, calls you names, you go, maybe that's what I am, because you really don't know what you are. You have very poor boundaries, very poor sense of self.
22:42🔗
Drew
None of this has anything to do with your sexual orientation. All of this has to do with intergenerational transmission of trauma.
22:49🔗
Caller
Do you think my mother is a lesbian? I mean, or do you think that she's just crazy nutty and needs a best friend?
22:55🔗
Adam
Hey, Kelly, Kelly. Would you shut up for a second? You gotta rap, baby. You gotta reel it in a little bit. Well, stop your rap because you're rapping your ass off and you don't listen to anybody. Your family's an abortion. It's a disaster. And your mom is the spearhead of that abortion and disaster, alright? Don't worry about her. She's a, she in the, in the, if this was an insurance case, she would be totaled out, alright?
23:24🔗
Drew
Her sexual orientation has nothing to do with your, unless she suddenly acts out, if she had acted out you as a kid and sexually abused you, then it would have an impact on you.
23:33🔗
Adam
You get yourself some therapy and do some work on, on your horrible childhood and everything else will magically come into focus.
23:40🔗
Right.
23:46🔗
Adam
No, Drew just dropped the load in the short. He loves French, he loves everything. So college, college, college.
23:55🔗
Drew
Hey, I am still looking for, for the television, my television program, Women Who Have Had Difficulty With Sexual Performance Problems From Medication. Now, yeah, I know Chris is going to be on the show, don't worry. And Birth Control Pills.
24:08🔗
Adam
Keep on. And let me just explain something. We got to take a break. But everyone says, oh, you know, you don't answer the question. Let the person answer the question. That here's the deal. I've been here for too long to wait through everyone's crap. I know what the problem is. We know what the problem with Kelly was the second she called. I don't care what a question. No, she's not a lesbian. And we can't answer that question anyway. She was an abuse victim. She needs to look into that. Everyone, here's the thing. Everybody wants to put wallpaper up on on on rotted walls is really what it is. And they're saying to me as a contractor, someone who knows about houses, I want to put wallpaper up and and they're explaining and they're describing a house whose walls are probably.
24:56🔗
Adam
And I'm saying, no, no, no, no, no, you got to take it down to the studs. You got to put a vapor barrier up. You got to hang some more sheetrock, you know, prime it and tape it and mud it. And then you can and they're like, well, I'm not I'm asking a wallpaper question. And everyone's like, well, just answer the wallpaper question. No, I'm not going to. It's a waste of my time. You're asking so-called experts how to do this. We're going to explain it to you. It's not wallpaper.
25:22🔗
Adam
That's what I'm saying. That's what that is. And we get a lot of wallpaper questions and we got to get it back to the Bear Studs. Yes, Drew?
25:54🔗
Adam
I don't have that much. I don't have a real hairy chest. I don't have the hairy on my back either, but do get a little around the ass. Just a little.
26:04🔗
Adam
All right. Drew, Drew must be in love with Elisabeth, by the way, because he never talks about my hairy ass until a beautiful young lady.
26:13🔗
Adam
Drew, you got to think. Drew likes Elisabeth. I mean, I mean, it's, I know it's, it's look, it's healthy. Hey, it's nothing wrong with that.
26:39🔗
Adam
Elisabeth Harnois is here tonight. She is from Point Pleasant, Thursday nights, nine o'clock on Fox. We'll take a quick break, be right back after this.
26:55🔗
Loveline is brought to you by Advance Auto Parts. We're ready in advance.
27:01🔗
Adam
There, buddy, it's Loveline. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Elisabeth Harnois is here tonight. Let's call her Harnois, which is much more attractive sounding than Harnois.
27:39🔗
Adam
It's called overcompensation, Drew. It must be. Yeah, I went to junior college, but I learned that word early. Elisabeth is in a little something called Point Pleasant. Drew and Drew's Wife's favorite show. Drew's Wife sent Drew armed with a camera. A camera.
28:11🔗
Drew
And I'll let me be honest, I hate devil shows. You know what I mean? We grew up in the 70s when everything was about the devil.
28:20🔗
Adam
Yeah. But love those devil songs where they compare the woman to the devil. Witchy, witchy, devilish, rambling woman. I fixed the coffee maker, by the way.
28:48🔗
Adam
Here's my point. I ain't the janitor, but I knew before I looked at it, there had to be a little regulator switch on the back of the thing. Sure enough, there was. Drew, would it take me nine seconds?
29:03🔗
Adam
Yeah. There it is. That's what I'm talking about. Here's the thing. You think TV people are stupid. Where do you meet radio people? Colossally dumb. Yeah. Mega dumb. Yeah, not Chris.
29:21🔗
Adam
No, no. But look, here's the whole thing. Here's my estimation. If you're like a 40 watt bulb, come on out to radio. You'll be hailed as a genius. It'll be perfect.
29:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, don't go somewhere and get out. Don't become a garbage man or something. Be called stupid. Come out to the radio. You'll be a genius. Again, present company excluded. Bob?
29:46🔗
Hello.
29:48🔗
Yep. Ideally, would it be better to smoke marijuana or ingest it like pot brownies?
29:54🔗
Drew
Ideally, in what sense? You mean in terms of avoiding potential adverse medical consequences?
29:59🔗
Like bronchitis has.
30:01🔗
Drew
Yeah. Obviously, if you eat it, you'll avoid the bronchitis. But if you smoke it, you've got something that's more difficult to dose. It's slower onset.
30:10🔗
Drew
You smoke it. If you eat it, it's slower onset, higher levels of intoxication usually. And it lasts a lot longer and more difficult to control. And you don't get the bronchitis. Elisabeth hates eating the pot brownies. It's just only the bong. And the higher the dose, and to some extent, the more rapidly that dose is achieved. But primarily with pot, the higher the dose, the more the neurological effects. So pot brownie, while you might avoid the bronchitis, you may end up with more of the addiction and more of the neurological problems.
30:42🔗
Adam
Here's the thing about the pot brownie. It's a train that doesn't stop for about five hours. And sometimes you're really enjoying the view. Other times you'd like to get off after about an hour and you can't. It's going too fast. You know what I'm saying, brother?
30:57🔗
Is it like a poison to our bodies? Is it like Bapro liver? Like either way you smoke it or ingest it?
31:03🔗
Drew
Bob, you keep wanting not to address the fact that it's bad for your brain. And that's the one thing you can't avoid.
31:13🔗
So it is. So now is it bad for our brain? Is it also bad for like our organs, like the liver too? No, not liver.
31:26🔗
All right?
31:29🔗
How about the eyes? Why do they get red? Is it because we just stare and don't blink?
31:38🔗
High school.
31:48🔗
Or that diploma you get for high school. What is it? The GDE.?
31:53🔗
The abbreviation for it.
31:56🔗
What was that?
32:00🔗
It's the GED though.
32:01🔗
Criminal.
32:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. He's one of these. He's one of these guys that freaks chicks out and doesn't know why.
32:55🔗
Adam
It could have been both. It could have been a super creepy guy making a bogus phone call.
33:09🔗
Me?
33:17🔗
Caller
Thanks. Well, I have a friend. Well, he was my boyfriend for a long time, but we're still pretty good friends, and he's coming home from college for spring break. And my prediction is that he's probably going to want to have sex, and I will too, but I don't know how, like, how.
33:41🔗
Drew
If I need a little more information, were you guys sexually active when you're boyfriend, girlfriend?
33:53🔗
Caller
He says no, but then I think he has a girl that he has sex with a lot, and so. All right.
34:22🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. Don't we? Do we have any kind of screening process on this show? Phone screener Brian, we have not had a call from a chick with big cans in like nine years on this godforsaken show. It's like a homework hotline and Tiger Beat Forum here. I got a guy we used to date. He's coming home soon. I kind of want to have sex with him, but kind of not too. So my question is, should I kind of have sex with him or not kind of have sex with him? Is he having sex with someone else? He says he's not, but I think maybe, who cares? You're 18. He's your old boyfriend. You want to get with him, get with him. We need some calls.
35:05🔗
Adam
No big jugs. Nothing. Phone screener Brian, are you allergic to big cans? Is that what it is? We used to get big can calls on this show. We never get them anymore.
35:28🔗
Adam
Yes. Oh my gosh. 18 year olds who don't know where to hump their boyfriend for the 393rd time or just keep it at 392?
35:40🔗
Drew
I say to Cole, you keep it at 392 because you're not going to go anywhere with this unless you really just feel you can keep it as an isolated incident and not get attached to the guy. Then go ahead.
35:50🔗
Adam
Sorry, Drew was so hard on you. You need to find a guy. You're something. Something's going on. You have a big ass. What's going on? Something's going on with you.
36:01🔗
Adam
All right. Why don't you find yourself a nice guy in the city that you live in and have a relationship?
36:11🔗
Drew
I think you'll be more. I think you haven't gotten over this guy yet. The guy that's coming home.
36:27🔗
Adam
Look, here's the thing. You're not terribly far apart. Here's what I'm saying. Drew, you're a 19, 18, 19-year-old guy.
36:44🔗
Adam
You're building a monorail to her dorm room. I would build one of those slides that they would use on Wild Wild West.
36:53🔗
Adam
Slide. That's how you know it was sex time. You'd be like watching two girls here in the distance.
37:05🔗
Adam
Roommate opens the window and is going to fly right through a slide right through the room right into the dorm.
37:20🔗
Yeah.
37:22🔗
Adam
You don't know how attractive that pulley cable thing was. And there used to be a lot of that.
37:28🔗
Adam
Yeah. But any time a guy got trapped on a roof, it was like, how do I get off the roof? And then he would take his tie or take a strap, his belt. He'd throw it around a phone wire or something. There's magically some wire going from the roof down the ground. Throw the belt around the thing. And here's the other thing about TV shows. When people install lighting fixtures such as chandeliers, they basically put them up there to hold their own weight. It's not good enough for you to dive off of from the third story grab, fight it out with another guy and then swing over to the second story balcony on. Go into your kitchen, try hanging on the light fixtures, see how that goes. Yeah, it's all coming off. I built houses. I don't even want you opening doors. I've hung. You start swinging on stuff and hanging on stuff and jumping on stuff. It's coming right down. Yeah. But somehow, the chandeliers especially, pow, you do a lot of swing on those until you have to shoot it and have it drop on the guy. Then one shot brings it down. Easy. Easy. Yeah. Even though there's a chain and a wire, theoretically running through it. That's another move. Pow, you fire the thing. Chandelier comes down and it just captures you all like it's the band on a barrel. All locked in, can't get out of the chandelier. Still in the chandelier.
38:43🔗
Adam
All right. Here's a boob call for you. Oh, everyone are famous giant boobs. Why doesn't, why doesn't she? How dare you, Brian? Yeah, let's see. Meg? Yeah.
39:01🔗
Yeah.
39:06🔗
Yeah, like all my aunts and stuff, and my mom, my sister, everyone.
39:11🔗
Adam
Oh, hold on. Her big boobs are causing her low back pain. Now the mind, the mind reels at how many big boob big boobs phone screener Brian sent packing over the last five years.
39:35🔗
Adam
I'm angry. Yeah, before I was I was PO. Now I'm livid. All right. So Jessica, we got it. We got to have a serious talk for Jessica.
39:54🔗
Caller
Well, I don't know. I've just been having lower back pain lately and I do have big boobs.
40:18🔗
Adam
Little beat there. I'll tell you, she's calling from Boise. Really? Because I tacked on 10 pounds for the beat, I tacked on a 12 for the Boise.
40:28🔗
Yeah, I work at Gold's Gym.
40:31🔗
Adam
Oh, you do? Yeah, but you know, a lot of people like a lot of, you know, a high percentage of gym owners smoke, for instance.
40:40🔗
Adam
So this could just be one of those things. What do you do over there? Refill the vending machines?
41:00🔗
It's good.
41:09🔗
Drew
Remember, Tim, Tom Bermane had that great mathematical formula he used. Using partial differentials for you.
41:17🔗
Adam
This guy spent fifteen grand to come over here and sit in on the show. Ironically, yeah, now he's back in he's in the Piner Valleys in Massachusetts. All right. Here's my point. We got to take a break. But then we're going to get back with Jessica. You'll calculate her actual you can't do the radio math on her five nine one fifty.
41:43🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
The actual the actual calculation doesn't matter really, though. It's like it's just for you, right?
41:52🔗
Adam
Well, how dare you. And let me say this. I am I am an artist and the radio is my canvas. And our listeners are the viewers at my art exhibition.
42:09🔗
Adam
That's right. All right. All right. All right. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-M-E-1-9-1-er. Tonight, we're sitting here with Elisabeth Harnois.
43:02🔗
Adam
But I've learned, I've changed, I've moved on. You can find her on Point Pleasant on Fox. Thursday nights, nine o'clock, Drew and his old lady sit back and rub one out every week to the show.
43:21🔗
Adam
And look, if you were to come in here complaining about the Jews and spitting tobacco, Drew still would have been enamored. But now with the French last name and the Wesleyan College, Drew is over the moon. Can't get enough.
43:41🔗
Glad.
44:06🔗
Too late.
44:52🔗
Adam
Drew would officially plots if that was your Jag in the parking lot. Yeah. I'd do like a little peak of plots, but I wouldn't fully plots. I would just crown.
45:30🔗
Drew
Okay. All right. So here's the deal, Jessica. The low back pain, you work with children. Are you lifting and that sort of thing?
45:39🔗
Drew
Yeah, it has to be. You're lifting kids, you're lifting equipment around. So and you are somewhat overweight, which is not good for your back either way.
45:53🔗
Drew
I'm not saying she's fat or that she's obese, but she's, she's enough that it could affect her low back.
46:00🔗
She should be around.
46:05🔗
Drew
That's fine. I'm not being critical. I'm just saying that there are the, what I'm saying is I'm accumulating other possibilities of why you might be having the low back pain that typically with the breast, it's neck and shoulder pain, deep bra strap grooves, that sort of thing, curvature of the back and neck and yes, low back can be part.
46:24🔗
Adam
All right. So here's the, here's the thing, Jessica. You can consult the plastic surgeon. I'm sure there are tons of them in Boise. You can't swing a cat without hitting a plastic surgeon.
46:39🔗
Adam
Why don't you talk to somebody at the gym and ask them, ask one of the trainer guys, lower, like give me good exercise strength in the lower back. And you do that one. See what they see, how it goes for a while. And you know, I sound like a puss, but do a lot of stretching. Hang upside down, do all that stuff. It's really good for your back. You know, do all that yoga there, yeah? Yeah. Mm-hmm. All right, we're gonna take ourselves a little break. We'll be back for a nice long set after this. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191.
47:55🔗
Adam
Yeah, awesome. Elisabeth Harnois is here. She is from Point Pleasant Thursday nights, nine o'clock on Fox. Drew's wife has her picked as one of the breakout stars of the millennium.
48:15🔗
Drew
Jim Carrey. Cool. We used to watch Living Color and she'd go, that white guy. I'm telling you, that guy's going to be a huge charmer.
48:38🔗
Adam
You think she'd use a little of that radar before she got married. You know what I mean?
48:59🔗
Adam
Oh, hold on a second. We're doing a little... You know what it is. We're doing a little something called Germany or Florida. You guys tell us the bizarre story, and we guess, is it Germany or is it Florida?
49:13🔗
Adam
I think our screeners tell them... When I say screeners, I mean screener, who's allergic to big cans, evidently, just tells them, get to the story, which sometimes they do a little too good a job of, but they don't even say hi. They're just like, oh, a 56 year old man. Okay. Tim?
49:36🔗
Drew
Hang on, hang on Tim, one second. I want to hear the Germany or Florida theme song. I haven't heard it in weeks.
49:42🔗
Adam
I do miss the Germany or Florida theme song. Anderson, are you poised? Are you ready? All right.
49:58🔗
Things are sick and twisted from too much sun and Nazis, sex, meth and death fetishes. Both of them have got these. Guaranteed not the Boria, Germany or Florida.
50:12🔗
Caller
A 600 pound woman who was 40 years old and was literally stuck to her couch, was having trouble breathing. Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years. Fire and rescue crews faced what seemed to be an impossible mission. Everyone going inside had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air. They couldn't get her out the front door and they had to cut plywood since a normal stretcher wouldn't work. An ambulance was too small so they brought in a trailer to get her out. Using the planks they loaded the woman on the trailer, still attached to the couch, removing her would be too painful since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin would literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed. She was taken to the hospital where doctors removed her from the couch but she died in spite of all the attempts to save her life.
51:04🔗
Drew
There are a lot of stories like that out there. I had one when I was a resident, the one when I was about 500 pounds, similar. And overnight she diureased 100 pounds, like fluid. We got 100 pounds of fluid off her. She was in the hard phase.
51:19🔗
Drew
We brought her in. We got her off the furniture and stuff. And the furniture bores into them. The springs and things, when they have springs, bore into their body and stuff.
51:36🔗
Drew
And anyway, this one woman, we had to get special bed equipment and stuff, these special beds, because she'd break, literally break, the regular bed. But the interesting thing was we got 100 pounds of fluid off her overnight.
52:01🔗
Drew
Yeah, there's a pump. It's not working. It's over the too much burden, too much volume, too much pressure and volume in the ventricle.
52:15🔗
Drew
Because the pump starts failing, so it's not pumping enough forward and starts backing up behind.
52:27🔗
Drew
It causes the pump because the heart has stretch forces in it and the muscle fibers have to cross optimally and if you stretch them too far apart with volume and pressure, the muscle can't pump it forward and it gets worse.
52:54🔗
Adam
Right. I'm asking, is it is the if you have a lot of extra fluid in you, that starts pulling that apart. Will why does it will you have extra blood in you? No, the same amount of blood is a does a 500 pound person have seven pints of blood just like a 110 pound person? Elizabeth is shaking her head.
53:28🔗
Drew
You're talking about blood, the circulating fluid. Yes, there's less circulating fluid. There may be not necessarily more red blood cells. Right.
53:37🔗
Adam
Well, I just mean if you drain somebody of blood that was dehydrated, you would get less volume than if that same person was well hydrated.
53:47🔗
Adam
All right. So it's still not totally clear on the 100 pounds of fluid, although it makes sense to get it out of them.
53:55🔗
Drew
The fluid starts exuding into the rest of the body as a bump accumulates behind the pump, and the more fluid, the less the pump is able to do its thing. So more fluid accumulates. Point being, I had a 100-pound little resident, a medical student with me, I'm like, hey, she diurest you overnight.
54:29🔗
Drew
So for some reason, although it sounds totally Florida, and I know that's happened in Florida, I want to say Germany.
54:38🔗
Adam
I say Florida too, because I think I heard this story a couple weeks or months back. Tim?
54:52🔗
Adam
Mr. Instinct, they call them in the hospital. All right, Tim. Thanks for calling out. You'll get nothing. All right. Fantastic. So you actually start growing on the sofa and they peel you off.
55:05🔗
Adam
Here's the whole thing. They're doing all this stuff where it's like, oh, we have to make special airline seats. We have to make special stretchers and special hospital beds. Let's just go ahead and start making them. People are big. They just make everything heavy duty, make everything huge now.
55:21🔗
Adam
I just have this, I'm telling you, I have this feeling that it's a lot of the sweat pants and jogging suits mixed with the huge escalate size SUVs of this. You will grow into your environment.
55:46🔗
Adam
No, here's the thing. Honestly, here's the deal. Put a pair of jeans on that are a little bit snug and go out about your day.
55:56🔗
Adam
The entire day you're thinking, boy, I gotta lose 10 pounds. I gotta lose 10 pounds. And when you sit down for lunch in these tightish jeans, and I do it, I don't, they're not comfortable, but the ladies demand it. So I will pack myself into some of these. It's a Shemenda fur, usually, sometimes zeppelin. The point is, is I will pack myself in these tight jeans because, again, I'm recognizable. People expect a certain.
56:29🔗
Adam
All right, here's my point. Put on a pair of snug-fitting jeans and go about your day. See what you eat for lunch. Then the next day, throw on some sweatpants or just some, you know, something with elastic in it.
56:46🔗
Adam
And hop in the Escalade and we'll see how many times you pass through the drive-thru. And I'll tell you, you see some of the brothers that are like 400 pounds and all they do is wear the Sean John sweat outfit and drive the Escalade with the 22-inch rims, it's unlimited, the size they'll get through. Plus they're black, they never look bad. They just get scarier. Black guys that get big turn into bouncers, white dudes that get big turn into chicks, turn into your mom's friends.
57:16🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's like some friend of your mom's from the choir class. Yeah, so that's my point. My point is we're growing into our larger environments. You get into a sports car, you'll feel the seat on your ass, right and left side. And when your ass starts getting fat, every mile you'll feel it. You put pack into some, that's why we didn't have.
57:41🔗
Adam
Well, you got the sports car and you're wearing the tight jeans tonight, probably just because Elizabeth's coming in. But look back, all right, go back to the 70s, late 70s, early 80s, all the chicks wearing the spandex, the guys wearing the designer jeans, chicks wearing the tube tops. Guys, you couldn't have, you didn't see a bunch of Lardos at the disco in 1979.
58:04🔗
Adam
You had to keep a tight ass packet into those designer jeans. Now, hop right into that sweat outfit, boom, you balloon up. Hell yeah, hell yeah.
58:15🔗
Adam
And then here's what you can do. Now, if you do wear the tight jeans and you're eating, you're forced to, that's humiliating, unbutton, undo one of the buttons, and that's when you know you got a problem. All right, pack yourself into some tight jeans and see how fast you lose the weight. Paul? Yes? And get yourself like a nice mini or clown car. We should all wear tight designer jeans and drive Shriner's cars.
58:45🔗
Adam
The heads hanging out of the sunroof. Yeah? You never get fat. You never get fat. But pile into that Escalade feels like you're not big enough.
58:55🔗
Adam
You get into one of these, you get into one of these Escalades or excursions and you're like, I got to put some weight on. I'm not filling this car out.
59:10🔗
Yes.
59:12🔗
OK, my question is, how is it that I can lower my sex drive to accommodate my girlfriends?
59:28🔗
Caller
Well, at first, it was like every other day. And then just like for the past couple months, she's been having maybe once a week or not even that.
59:53🔗
Drew
I mean, I've been calling for that all night, as women that have that, because it's a common thing. I think Depo-Provera shot does that all the time. People get vaginal dryness, no sex drive. Some other birth control pills you take by mouth can do the same thing, and certainly antidepressant medicines can do it. Is she on any medication?
1:00:14🔗
Drew
All right. And what's the medication she's on? Prozac is one of the leading medications for OCD. And other serotonin drugs like Luvox. What's she on?
1:00:25🔗
Drew
Well, that's where her sex drive is going, is down with that. So you might want to talk to a doctor about changing medication. Some of it doesn't affect her sexuality so much. And the other, or, you know, once, twice a week is about normal. Maybe you ought to just kind of take care of yourself the rest of the week if you really care about your girlfriend.
1:00:50🔗
Adam
Well, wait, wait, wait. Do you think there's some sprinkler key in the small of your back that you can just turn counterclockwise and we can reel your spring in a little bit? What do you want to do? What's your plan?
1:01:17🔗
Drew
I think it is important, though, that people that have psychiatric problems and they're on psychiatric meds, that relationships are a key part of happiness in life, getting over psychiatric conditions. And you should discuss that with your prescribing doctor, that it is affecting it. And, you know.
1:01:31🔗
Adam
Shouldn't your doctor give you an earful of that before he puts you on those kinds of meds?
1:01:35🔗
Drew
It depends how serious the psychiatric problems are. You know, if it's a level of life-saving nature or keeps you functioning sort of thing.
1:01:41🔗
Adam
But either way, if he's going to prescribe those meds, shouldn't they come with this warning?
1:01:50🔗
Drew
I think the people prescribing are so interested in trying to help them with the problem because it's serious enough you're seeing a psychiatrist that later is when they begin to discuss the nuances, the side effects. First they got to get the syndrome under control. It's just like blood pressure medicine too. I mean, we're like, hey, we got to get this pressure under control and then people come back a month later and say, yeah, I feel like hell.
1:02:16🔗
Adam
I was looking at pictures. They have color pictures in there. A lot of shiny NASCARs and things like that.
1:02:24🔗
Adam
Well, they got that pie diagram. Let me tell you the pie diagram I saw. I like anything that has the word pie in it. Originally, when I said pie diagram, I said, wow, that's right. And then it turned out it didn't actually involve pie. It was just sectioned off like a pie and no one ever told me that. But anyway, they do that snapshot in the bottom left-hand corner of the USA Today with the most inane nonsensical BS you've ever heard in your life and have screamed many times. Look, you got nothing. Put a picture of a missing kid. It's like once in a while you're looking through the funnies. And yeah, let's see what's going on on Family Circle. Four frames later, oh, you had nothing. I understood. Oh, you had nothing. You have no joke. Put a missing kid in there. Look, if you got a joke, feel free to write it down. But if you don't, don't pretend like you do. You're wasting everyone's time. And same thing if you have something interesting. If you have that little snapshot thing in USA today and there's something interesting in there, by all means print it, except for you never seem to do. There's even have anything interesting. They had a couple days ago, they had people's comfort food. This was a pie diagram of percentage of people and where they get their comfort food. Not what their comfort food is, but where they get it. Here's the part I like. It's like 27% make it and 43% buy it and 18% have their mom make it. And then there's that 8% that don't know. Now here's what I like. It's not that they don't know their comfort food. They don't know where they get it. You don't know where the ho-ho comes from or you don't know where mom's pineapple cake comes from or you don't know where it comes from. Let's see if we can get to the bottom of this. Is it in a wrapper?
1:04:19🔗
Adam
Yeah, which would be an answer. I mean, I just like the small percentage of people, whatever their thing is, they don't.
1:04:42🔗
Adam
I know, but here's the thing. The idiots over at USA Today should know better. Yeah. And I like those people like, do you like this or do you like that? I like, you know, everyone divides up and then there's that small percentage like, I don't know, I have no opinion. I don't need to see a percentage of people that have no thoughts. How about you just do that?
1:05:08🔗
Adam
I don't know where their comfort food comes from or don't know what it is or don't care. But that little snapshot thing is the most colossal and ain't waste of time ever. And the only thing that's amusing about is how goddamn bad it is consistently. But again, you have nothing but the missing kid in there. Who's gonna complain about that?
1:05:28🔗
Adam
What was I complaining about? What was I talking about? I was gonna try to say something.
1:05:41🔗
Caller
Man, I gotta ask you, I've had a couple relationships since I was like a teenager, six year ones, right? I'm 30 years old now. I need a hot Jewish.
1:06:15🔗
Adam
I think she's done with the biker, rebel, cowboy phase of her life and just wants someone with a nappy hair is going to provide.
1:06:42🔗
Adam
Hey, Nancy, be careful now, sweet. I don't want you to use the F word again on the air.
1:07:19🔗
Adam
Well, I appreciate you making exception because you exclusively date just to see them. Drew, how dare you?
1:07:54🔗
Adam
We're fooled about as much as the Indian who puts his ear to the ground. He says, Myron Horace, coming drag. Once in a while, that guy gets burned. Turns out it was an earthquake. Yeah. But not not too often.
1:08:09🔗
Adam
Let me ask you this scenario, Drew. Has an Indian ever been spooked in the movie and nothing happened? What's happening with Squanto? Something evil this way come. Turns out nothing. The next day, everyone's fine. Ever?
1:08:24🔗
Adam
Let me ask you this. Percentage of Indians that are wrong in movies versus Indians that may be wrong in real life.
1:08:31🔗
Drew
There's a disparity. That's a pie diagram. That's a chasm right there. Let's see that in USA Today.
1:08:40🔗
Drew
With Nancy, it wasn't just the sound of the voice, which already troubled us, but the I'm hot because I wear and make my own sex clothes.
1:08:48🔗
Adam
Because when the chick busts out the bedazzler and puts her initials in the denim stone wash jacket, I'm in. I don't care what she looks like.
1:09:06🔗
Adam
You are there. There may be a thing where you sound so unhot. You have to be hot, like smockers, the jam. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit.
1:09:31🔗
Adam
B, all right. There's the cat again. You, what do you do? Do you smoke or you dip or what goes on?
1:10:19🔗
Adam
But let me just see. She dropped the F-bomb again. But let me just how much stimulating conversation does Nancy Nancy, you can't even refrain from saying for a living, drop the F-bomb twice on the radio.
1:10:41🔗
Adam
So so she's like she's putting down her ninth Mickey's big mouth and blowing on light in one one butt, one more off the next but and the guy's like, yeah, the sun's mainly just it's all gases. It's burning gas. And she's like, no laughing. Why do you tell me that star we're looking at died millions of years ago? We're just seeing the light that came.
1:11:10🔗
Adam
You are asking me, come here, Moisha, go down on me. Let me let me pop my next Mickey's on your pay. Oh, sir. Thank you, Jim. Get down here. Pull the beard. Just pick a side with the beard. That's all I'm saying. Get irritated down below. She sounds like a delight. Yeah, yeah. I can't help it.
1:11:37🔗
Adam
Shut up. You can no longer speak on this program because you use the F word twice. I am repenting. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
1:12:10🔗
Adam
I don't know what it is. Just go find JDate. They got a lot of Jews on there. And dye your hair blonde. I'm a Jew.
1:12:31🔗
Adam
How about you start with a guy who doesn't make on the coffee table when he gets drunk and then we'll work our way up to Ben Stein.
1:12:41🔗
Adam
We'll eventually get to Ben Stein. Start with a guy who doesn't beat the crap out of you and refer to you as his old lady. When he's in front of his friends.
1:12:53🔗
Adam
Oh, train wreck. Look, J-Date, lots of Jewish guys. I'm telling you, go blonde with the hair. Jewish guys love blonde hair. It's like a trout seeing something shiny.
1:13:24🔗
Adam
Yeah, he's doing fine. But he'd be. Yeah. Get yourself a Jew. You really want to be appreciated. Good Jewish guy. Take a quick break. Be right back after this.
1:14:33🔗
Adam
If I was riding, I'll drop Trow. If I was riding, hold on a second, if I was driving Shotgun in the Pope Mobile, I would be dropping Trow.
1:14:44🔗
Adam
Press my ass up against that, that sneeze guard he travels in, whatever that bulletproof sneeze guard, yes, yes. I was just thinking, what a lovely, to me, the Pope and then traveling in the three inch Lexan bulletproof Pope Mobile really says everything you need to know about the time we're living in, religion and everything else. Here's the Pope, everybody. Now, this will, it'll, it'll stop anything. Well, 38 caliber and above. Missile. It'll stop. Yeah, it's not going to, not going to stop a, you know, sidewinder missile, but small arms fire and sniper fire. It'll stop. Just as anyone else. Here's why you can't take mushrooms, Drew.
1:15:29🔗
Adam
You take mushrooms, you see the 90 year old guy bent over with the beanie being dragged around in the bulletproof Mercedes with the bubble top on it. And you just start fraking.
1:15:48🔗
Adam
Yeah. Here's the beauty of drugs in mushrooms for that matter, especially. I'll tell you. Well, we'll get high in the parking lot after the show. I'll show you my world.
1:15:58🔗
Drew
I wonder if as Asperger's kids, like, you know, some of the people we know on radio have been described as feeling like they're anthropologists from Mars. I wonder if it feels like you're on mushrooms a lot of the time.
1:16:10🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
Is that what it is? It's like a removal from what you're seeing and sort of mushrooms.
1:16:29🔗
Drew
You're also distorting reality and things. But this novelty experience is the thing that most hallucinogenic, that what's enjoyable in hallucinogenics. Oh my God. My hand. I've never noticed that before.
1:16:48🔗
Adam
Yeah. Otherwise there'll be the bells going off in your head every step of the way. Everything you see, everything you do, everything will become seem bizarre and ritualistic. And why do we do this? And why do women paint their nails red? What is that? Red bloody claws? Like, how does that work? Every I mean, everything cosmetic seems bizarre.
1:17:13🔗
Adam
And then yeah. And then anything piercing seems seems weird. And then all the crazy, bizarre laws that we have about to pick a topic like gambling. Yeah. The lot we see lottery commercial.
1:17:31🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
But that doesn't seem that different than other drug experiences. I mean, I'm trying to figure out like what makes.
1:18:02🔗
Adam
When you get high on coke, you don't really sit around and think about why humans behave the way they behave. You just have plans about how you're going to get your piece of the pot.
1:18:18🔗
Adam
Marijuana makes you enjoy the novel stuff, but it doesn't make you break it down and take it apart. You get high on mushrooms, you dissect. What the hell are we doing? How does this work this way?
1:18:33🔗
Adam
It is. It is. Because what happens is it's like you start thinking about burial rituals. We take the guy and we put him in his suit, we put makeup on him, and we drain the fluids out of him and pump formaldehyde into him, and then we all get a good look at him while he's propped up in the casket.
1:18:58🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
Yeah, yeah, not because of the thinking part, you know, like just the, that sort of...
1:19:04🔗
Adam
It becomes overwhelming. Yeah. And, and then all the, you know, suicide bombers, you know, it's in one ear and out the other. A guy strapped a bunch of C4 explosive to his vest. He walked into a crowded marketplace in Tel Aviv. It's like, you know, you just, oh, you hear it every day. You're high on mushrooms. It's like, wow, the guy made himself into a bomb.
1:19:30🔗
Drew
But it's also because then you start thinking, well, I wonder what that would look like. And then you start picturing it and then you go insane.
1:19:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah, it's weird, but everything's novel and everything's strange and everything's new.
1:19:40🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
So what's the best, not that I want advice here, but what's the best environment or situation in which to-
1:19:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, you come by, I'll draw the curtains and put the doors. I got a little doors. This is the-
1:20:14🔗
Adam
It doesn't. I didn't have anyone to hump the last time I was high in mushrooms. It makes you groovy, horny, and a flower power. Let's all get naked and roll around, but not an actual, I'm going to slap some ass cheeks.
1:20:29🔗
Adam
No, not in a- You get coked up, you got a little momentum. Here's the whole thing. You get high on coke, you have all the momentum in the world, but the junk doesn't really work that well.
1:20:41🔗
Adam
You get high on mushrooms, the junk will work fine, but you don't really need it. You want to hug. It's like soft core porn.
1:20:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's like a girlie. It's like there's a Manuel movies from the 70s. That's what it's like.
1:21:12🔗
Adam
Yeah. I have a past system I can't really discuss over the air. To get in the bunker. Yeah. I use mirrors to deflect the laser beams.
1:21:54🔗
Caller
Like, like my girlfriend, we've been together for like a week or so. And like every like she were not like too far. So she keeps I keep doing stuff to her. Like I'm not doing anything to me. So I like it really turned on. I never get off. So like I come home like after and like I get blue balls like really bad.
1:22:29🔗
Adam
What are you, an idiot? You sit, you dry hump your girlfriend for three hours and go down. You just go home. I have this erect penis. My balls are aching. I better go to bed. You're 17.
1:22:40🔗
Elisabeth Harnois
I thought that was sort of an instinctual thing. You knew to just do that.
1:22:44🔗
Adam
I was five. You beat off in the car on the way home. Listen, save your bogus questions for the next idiot who comes along.
1:22:55🔗
Adam
That's a bogus question. Here's the thing. Whenever there's a I have no question question, it's bogus. What do I do? What do I do? You stare at your erection for nine hours, you idiot.
1:23:29🔗
Adam
That's true. Super stupid guys either get no girlfriends or get ones they get to bang the bejesus out of. True. Jenna?
1:24:05🔗
Drew
So my question doesn't work like that. You end up with the same abandoning, intoxicated, seriously ill with alcoholism.
1:24:18🔗
Caller
I only, I didn't really get to see him a lot because my parents divorced and so I would go up and I would see him every weekend.
1:24:38🔗
Drew
There's a free way of doing it and that's you go to an Al-Anon meeting or an ACA meeting and you get a sponsor and you work 12 steps. How about that? That will change how you relate to people with alcoholism and you won't be so attracted to it anymore. You'll be attracted to a broader range of people and not just trying to fix what happened with dad. Okay. You'll also get therapy.
1:24:59🔗
Adam
Go do that. All right. Hey, speaking of drugs and booze, you know, Kelly Hu was in here last night. Yeah. X-Men and all that nice sprinkling of nerds outside waiting to get her John Hancock on their way out. Remember, she gave me something from her drug store.
1:25:36🔗
Adam
I gave it a little shot of booze. Like, there's nothing going on here. I think it was like a Pez you took from her purse. I was angry at you, Drew. You're like, you're me? Yeah. It's a very angry message on your phone machine. I'm surprised you haven't checked it. Yeah. I was like, come on, let's go with these drugs. Kick them up. You know what I'm saying? Make them work or not. What's the low dose stuff, Drew? What's that good for?
1:26:00🔗
Adam
All right. But shouldn't there just be a pink one for the ladies and a blue one for the dudes?
1:26:12🔗
Adam
No, that's what I'm saying. I mean, why am I taking the same drugs? 109 pound Asian broad is staking.
1:26:34🔗
Drew
I know. I'm saying I would never have let you down by prescribing such a weak ass medicine.
1:26:37🔗
Adam
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. We're here with Elisabeth Harnois. She is from a little something called Point Pleasant. Tuesday Nights. I should say Thursday Nights, everybody.
1:27:00🔗
Drew
It's got great actors and actress in it, which is one thing that jumps out about that show.
1:27:12🔗
Adam
Absolutely. All right. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, Loveline, and that's Dr. Drew, Elisabeth Harnois, here tonight. She is, that's French for Don't Cancel Us. That's right. Thursday Nights, Nine O'Clock, Fox, Point Pleasant. Drew has deemed the show the breakout smash of the year.
1:27:56🔗
Drew
Speaking of genius, again, I'm going to put out another plea for my own program. I need women who've had babies and as a result of having had babies have problems with their sex life. And or people, couples who are afraid of having sex during pregnancy. They freak out about that and worry and have all kinds of weird preoccupations about it.
1:28:29🔗
Caller
I was curious. My girlfriend was talking with me last night and she mentioned they can get a bikini wax or whatever and they can get the laser hair removal.
1:28:47🔗
Drew
No, I don't think that they would probably do that on the testicles. I don't think that would hurt. Yeah. The women, if you wanted it on your pubic area, they might do it. I don't know what the heck would make you do that, but whatever.
1:28:59🔗
Adam
Scrotum is sacred ground and the idea of getting a tattoo on it or taking a laser to it or doing any kind of piercings.
1:29:11🔗
Adam
No. Now, it seems like it's just made to do something with because it seems like something extra. Your body is presented like a scratch pad or something.
1:29:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. Here's the thing too. I mean, look, you work, get a little gasoline on your hands and then itch your junk. You'll know it. It goes through. It's a sieve.
1:29:44🔗
Adam
It's like a spaghetti colander, my nut sack. Yeah. I'll drain pasta right through it. Water pass right through it like a sieve, but the pasta stays behind.
1:30:08🔗
Adam
When I said chalk full of nuts, I did not mean the brand. It was Hills Brothers. It was chock full of the Ace Man's nutsack.
1:30:15🔗
Adam
I assume that's what the brand means. All right, Drew, who's been on hold the longest? Let's talk to Diego.
1:30:32🔗
Caller
Oh, my God. That's correct. Well, basically, my wife and I have been together for 10 years, but we've only been married since August of last year. So we've been it took us a long time, but we wanted her to finish school. All right.
1:30:51🔗
Caller
It was a daily thing. She was at one point, she said she was doing it twice a day. At then a certain point, she started trying to cut back, and she was doing it three times a week. All right.
1:31:13🔗
Caller
No. No. The expected due date is the 31st of this month. So it's coming up really soon.
1:31:19🔗
Drew
You need to talk to the obstetrician and whoever pediatrician she sees. This is important stuff. There can be neuro and neurological problems and cognitive deficits in these kids. This is the drug I actually worry about during pregnancy.
1:31:45🔗
Drew
Yeah. It's presumably the same mechanism as with people that are walking around on the earth, which is something called excitotoxicity, where the vesicles that are releasing chemicals between neurons, the function of that gets disrupted and the neurochemicals get loose inside the cell, turn into free radicals and destroy the cells.
1:32:08🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. Here's the thing. Kids, first off, what percentage of people come out actually do anything anyway? You got to look at it that way. We need bus drivers. We need garbage.
1:32:18🔗
Adam
We need more callers. That's number one. Number two, mom's a meth head. Dad's a guy who thought it was a good idea to marry her. Right. Where's the kid going?
1:32:30🔗
Adam
Say that right now or I am hers. So here's the thing. Take care of the kid. Do what you can and look into her because anyone is doing a ton of speed when they're pregnant and knows they're pregnant has a serious problem.
1:32:40🔗
Drew
Just because she was able to control it during the pregnancy, do not think that she is over her addiction.
1:32:47🔗
Adam
Mazel Tov, Mazel Tov. Susan? Yeah. You're 18 and you've been on hold for 100 years. We're going to put you on hold and we'll take you first up tomorrow night, all right? Do not hang up. I'm sorry. I blame Drew. All right.
1:33:08🔗
Adam
Brian, get Susan first on deck for tomorrow night. So we'll take ourselves a quick break. Be right back after this.
1:33:47🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody. That's the show, Elisabeth. God bless you for coming in. Everybody, everybody watch Point Pleasant. I'm telling you, this is a good show. You want to know what Drew's watching? You want to know? You'll watch just Point Pleasant.
1:34:03🔗
Adam
Fox, and it will be. It'll be a communal experience. You get close enough to the set, you can see Drew's wife cracking the whip on him. That's right, you should always poise with that. You want a theme to Germany or Florida, that's 10 minutes away, but you make a whip and joke. Wow. Pow. All right. Thursday nights, nine o'clock.
1:34:37🔗
Adam
Awesome. Live. Talk about art imitating life. Yes. Anderson putting a drop in of Anderson. All right. So until next time, I'm Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Yeah, the sun's mainly just, it's all gases.
1:34:53🔗
Caller
It's Burning Gas, and she's like, The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.