Wednesday, March 9, 2005

3:55🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

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4:11🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline.

4:15🔗 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

4:18🔗 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I'm the phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight it's my pleasure to welcome back to the program the Wildboyz, Chris Pontius and Steve-O.

4:33🔗 Guest Yeah, dude.

4:34🔗 Guest Yeah, keep it rockin live.

4:36🔗 Adam You know, and, Drew, I think you'll agree with me when I say that there's something sort of... There's something very compelling about both these two gentlemen.

4:46🔗 Drew Oh, yes. Yeah.

4:47🔗 Adam No, and I mean, we know guys who are obnoxious. We know guys that are out there. We know guys who do a lot of shock stuff and everything. But there's something genuine about this, Steve and Chris, that's something very compelling, is people.

5:01🔗 Guest I mean, I have a real question. Yeah. Is there such a thing as hermaphrodites? Yes. There is, thank God.

5:09🔗 Drew Do you have a plan?

5:10🔗 Guest Well, no, no, no.

5:11🔗 Drew There's something on your list.

5:13🔗 Guest I'm just going to start off hot. Like, there was this one night in Washington, DC.

5:18🔗 Drew Well, that was not hermaphrodite, though.

5:20🔗 Guest No, no, no. I was told, okay, now, I met this individual, okay?

5:24🔗 Drew I'm just saying, that's a she-him kind of thing, right?

5:27🔗 Guest No, don't tell me that.

5:29🔗 Drew That's kind of a Y chromosome.

5:31🔗 Adam Let's tell, let's put it this way. Don't judge yet. Let's hear, let's hear the story.

5:35🔗 Guest Well, it looked to me like a completely hot chick. I'm talking, like, totally hot.

5:39🔗 Drew You had a penis.

5:40🔗 Guest Well, no, no. There had been an operation. But it was, it's described.

5:44🔗 Drew Born with a penis.

5:45🔗 Guest Okay, it was described to me that this person was bornish. As a hermaphrodite, is how I was told. This person had been a hermaphrodite and then had an operation to make themselves completely female, which is, which is my version. Now, what is, what is, everyone else says that it was actually a dude.

6:05🔗 Adam Did you have, did you have sex?

6:07🔗 Guest I heard about a prosthetic plastic vagina.

6:11🔗 Adam Oh, really?

6:11🔗 Guest Yeah, that was, you know, I didn't investigate that.

6:14🔗 Adam Well, what did you do? Did you have oral sex or?

6:17🔗 Guest Yeah, yeah, yeah.

6:18🔗 Guest I mean, I received oral sex.

6:21🔗 Adam You received oral.

6:22🔗 Guest And that's my question, did a dude give me a hug?

6:24🔗 Drew He's asking, am I gay? That's what he's asking.

6:26🔗 Guest No, no, I'm not asking if I'm gay.

6:27🔗 Drew I think we have to say affirmative.

6:29🔗 Guest I know I'm not gay. No, he's. I know I'm not gay, but. Right. But the question is.

6:34🔗 You fixed one car, you're not a mechanic.

6:35🔗 Drew All right. This is not a hermaphrodite. This problem is either some of it looked like a hot chick to me. Somebody was called ambiguous genitalia. They can't tell whether it's male or female.

6:47🔗 Guest Because there is no Adam's apple. The hands are small.

6:49🔗 Drew And what they do.

6:50🔗 Guest The boobs are amazing.

6:50🔗 Drew Yeah. What they do is sort of complete what nature couldn't complete usually. But they try to assess whether it's a male or female and make it what it's supposed to be.

6:58🔗 Adam What is a true hermaphrodite?

7:00🔗 Drew It's a hermaphrodite. I don't think I'm not sure it actually exists. I have to look at it. I think it has existed, but it's exceedingly rare. It has both male and female sexual organs.

7:07🔗 Adam You just have them both?

7:08🔗 Drew I have them both. Usually, it's either, it's something called testicular feminization where you have two X chromosomes, but you don't respond to testosterone, so you become a female. Or it's something with ambiguous genitalia and people try to turn you into something just based on what the easiest surgery is to do.

7:25🔗 Guest This is a hot chick, not a dude, and I feel much better knowing you're gay.

7:30🔗 Adam It doesn't make you gay.

7:32🔗 Guest It's not even gay, dude.

7:33🔗 Adam That's, here's what I'm saying. If you're back in your car down the driveway and the neighbor kid's riding by in the big wheel and you run him over, you're not a murderer, even though you killed somebody. You see what I'm saying? It's not volitional.

7:45🔗 Caller That's a million ways to justify it.

7:49🔗 Guest At the time I did not consider it to be a dude in any way.

7:51🔗 Guest Right.

7:53🔗 Drew He's committed manslaughter too, is what you're saying.

7:55🔗 Adam This doesn't make you gay. The guy you corn hold later that night in your hotel room, that makes you gay.

8:01🔗 Drew Got it.

8:01🔗 Adam That's what I'm saying.

8:02🔗 Drew All right.

8:03🔗 Adam We were informed that earlier this evening, the Wildboyz were on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and that there was a slight mishap involving Steve's ass.

8:12🔗 Drew I'm not sure it was a mishap.

8:13🔗 Guest It wasn't a mishap at all.

8:15🔗 Adam It was supposed to happen?

8:17🔗 Guest Yeah. A very deliberate clamping of an alligator onto my butt cheek.

8:20🔗 Adam Oh, really?

8:21🔗 Drew Did it hold for a few beats?

8:23🔗 Guest It did, didn't it?

8:24🔗 Caller Yeah, it held nicely.

8:26🔗 Drew Was it bear butt or was it...

8:28🔗 Guest It was the... You're a polar toardy. I had a fairly conservative full rear camouflage bikini.

8:36🔗 Caller Brazilian cut.

8:37🔗 Guest Yeah, Brazilian cut.

8:38🔗 Drew Well, show Adam your ass. I saw it. I just looked at it.

8:40🔗 Adam Oh, really?

8:41🔗 Drew How did it look? Like a small alligator.

8:42🔗 Guest It bit me on the part that was bare.

8:47🔗 Adam Yeah. Let's see. Oh, yeah. Wow.

8:49🔗 Caller It's actually a neat looking bite.

8:51🔗 Adam And it's pretty good. It's about four or five inches long, isn't it? Yeah. And now, is it a baby alligator? Is it a baby alligator or a teenage alligator?

9:02🔗 Guest It was a teenager.

9:03🔗 Drew How do you know it wasn't going to do its little twisting thing and pull off?

9:06🔗 Guest I was so prepared to lose some of that. I really thought it was going to lose a big chunk of my butt.

9:09🔗 Drew Yeah. It's all chance.

9:11🔗 Caller We did it once before. And it almost got really bad.

9:16🔗 Guest Yeah, we did it once before I did the death roll. And what it wound me up with was these grooves that went around in a circle, you know?

9:23🔗 Caller I screamed in terror. Mel Gibson even screamed in terror.

9:26🔗 Adam It doesn't. Was he on?

9:27🔗 Guest Yeah. He stayed out for our interviews, Brad.

9:31🔗 Adam The thing about The Gator is how do you get the mouth open once it clamps down? Don't you have to pry it open?

9:37🔗 Guest There has been times like that.

9:38🔗 Caller That's the big mystery.

9:40🔗 Drew Did you just fart on it or something?

9:41🔗 Caller No, we haven't figured that out. I guess you just wait till he wants to learn again.

9:45🔗 Drew Well, it's not still there. What happened tonight?

9:48🔗 Caller You let go.

9:49🔗 Guest Yeah, he did let go.

9:50🔗 Adam And do you test the Gator? Do you get like an AIDS test for the Gator or Gator AIDS? Wait a minute, write that down.

9:58🔗 Guest There's been some of that. People always tend to worry about the Gator more.

10:02🔗 Adam Oh yeah, that's a good point. That's a very good point. I guarantee that Gator is vomiting in its hotel room right now. All right, so Wild Boys, we were talking to Chris and Steve-O about sharks during the break before the show and swimming with the sharks and doing, I mean, the experience.

10:22🔗 Drew The rest of them was a shark swimmer.

10:23🔗 Guest Yeah, man, everybody knows Manny, everybody knows Manny.

10:26🔗 Caller Our hero Manny Puig has come with us and in a little while he's going to come onto the air and yeah, he is the gnarliest guy with sharks in the world.

10:35🔗 Adam Where have you guys gotten to go in your travels with Wild Boys? I mean, have you been everywhere, right?

10:40🔗 Guest South Africa, Florida, Alaska, Australia, New Zealand, Costa Rica, Belize, Kenya, Rwanda, India, Indonesia, Brazil.

10:48🔗 Adam Wow. I've been to Pan-Ice and Sherman Oaks.

10:51🔗 Guest And then we did the deep south of America and Mexico.

10:55🔗 Caller But to tell you the truth, everywhere pretty much looks like California. Really?

11:00🔗 Adam And where are you going? What can we expect? What's coming up?

11:04🔗 Caller We're heading to Argentina in a few weeks.

11:07🔗 Adam What are you going to be going after in Argentina?

11:10🔗 Guest Prostitutes.

11:13🔗 Adam No, I know that, but I mean, what are you going to film?

11:17🔗 Guest Prostitutes?

11:18🔗 Guest No, no, I really don't know, man. Like we pay no attention to our production schedule. Like we go to sleep fully unaware of what we're going to be doing.

11:25🔗 Drew I think Steve would have mushrooms before tonight's show.

11:27🔗 Adam He does seem like he's got a little mushroom in him.

11:30🔗 Guest I quit mushrooms.

11:31🔗 Adam Oh, really?

11:32🔗 Guest And then I unquit ferociously.

11:34🔗 Adam That's tonight, right?

11:36🔗 Guest No, no, no, no.

11:37🔗 Adam Now, what do you got going on tonight? A couple beers?

11:39🔗 Guest Yeah, I had dinner at the Rainbow on the Sunset Strip. Two screwdrivers. And this is like my third beer since then.

11:45🔗 Drew And we saw Steve with that ax party we did.

11:47🔗 Guest Oh, my God. I'm dying to tell that story.

11:49🔗 Adam He was naked, right?

11:50🔗 Guest I was with my former girlfriend.

11:52🔗 Drew He attacked me with his penis.

11:53🔗 Adam Oh, that's right. Steve won a really super hot girlfriend. I remember I did Stern the next morning and I was angry. I went to bed angry. Anger, spiteful. Then I thought, wow, this guy's got range. One minute he's getting a BJ from some he-she. The next minute he's got some hot, wafy supermodel on his arm. And then the next minute he's got an alligator on his ass.

12:14🔗 Caller Variety.

12:15🔗 Guest You know what? Absolutely.

12:17🔗 Adam Who was that? That was some model?

12:19🔗 Drew That was his girlfriend.

12:20🔗 Guest Yeah, my girlfriend, Mae Anderson. She's the, yeah, she's the best, man, but.

12:24🔗 Adam Yeah, what kind of model?

12:26🔗 Guest She was a Sports Illustrated, Swimsuit Edition model, Victoria's Secret catalog model. Wow. She was the spokesmodel for Wonder Bra, I think.

12:35🔗 Adam And what happened?

12:36🔗 Guest I don't know. Like, it just, when we were together all the time, it was a piece of cake. But then, you know, once work really kicked in.

12:42🔗 Adam Sure. Yeah, I mean, you've got to get back to nine to five and the alligator's on your ass and all that stuff.

12:48🔗 Guest Yeah, so now we're at this party again. And I was just drinking.

12:51🔗 Adam But you didn't dump her, did you?

12:53🔗 Guest Well, no, it just kind of happened. You know, there's just too much static in the air.

12:56🔗 She dumped you.

12:58🔗 Guest I totally dumped her. Wow.

13:01🔗 Drew Yeah, Corolla's back.

13:02🔗 Guest Yeah, so I remember at this party, I asked Dr. Drew, I said, Dr. Drew, what do you look for, you know, in women? You know, like, what fulfills you about having sex, was my question.

13:15🔗 Drew What, me or what one?

13:16🔗 Guest I said, dude, Dr. Drew, you, like, what fulfills you about having sex? And, um, and now Dr. Drew walks around, okay? There's, you know, like, he's really, like, you know, I was observing him where my, where May was, you know, and he whispers into my ear, he says, it's all about the chick. Yeah. And, uh, and I said, no way, Dr. Drew, I really expected to hear you say, you know, like, good old fashioned love, you know? And I said that, and he said, yeah, he said, good old fashioned love is the 10th of 10 criteria. And then I introduced him to May. I said, this is my girlfriend, she's a Victoria's Secret model and, you know, whatever. I was like, does that count as any other criteria? And Drew said, that's about seven of the 10, seven of the 10 criteria.

14:00🔗 Adam Let me, uh-

14:01🔗 Guest And I loved it, love came in at the end of this last-

14:02🔗 Drew He was talking to somebody else. Who was this funny guy that you were talking to?

14:07🔗 Adam Well, Drew, I remember that night, you were high as a kite.

14:09🔗 Caller He was working on Mushrooms.

14:11🔗 Drew I loved that a bit.

14:12🔗 Adam We did some of those evil poppers right before you.

14:15🔗 Drew I've been doing that before the show.

14:16🔗 Guest Oh my God, Drew is completely denying it, and I love that.

14:22🔗 Adam Let me explain something about Drew. You, Steve, may be sexually compulsive, but Drew is passionate.

14:28🔗 Guest Yeah, okay.

14:29🔗 Adam And your sexual compulsive behavior can never hold a candle to Drew's true passion.

14:35🔗 Guest He's a passionate man.

14:36🔗 Guest He's never tried to.

14:37🔗 Guest Yeah, I never tried to. I never tried to.

14:38🔗 Drew He did one afternoon with his penis, though.

14:40🔗 Guest You did admit it.

14:41🔗 Guest Well, when you asked me if I had a dildo that night, I'm pretty sure I didn't. I can only assume that I did.

14:47🔗 Drew Somebody showed me a picture of that moment later, too. I was like, oh, great.

14:51🔗 Guest So it was a photo op. Of course, I probably chased it with my wiener.

14:55🔗 Adam I can't believe that beautiful creature let you have sex with her. She was so hot.

15:00🔗 Guest Remember that, Drew?

15:02🔗 Guest We're on great terms and she's wonderful.

15:04🔗 Adam All right. All right.

15:05🔗 Guest All right.

15:07🔗 Adam Let's say, you know, I got to say this and take this in spirit, which is intended, but there's that good news, bad news thing when the next guy comes along, which is, wow, this chick is smoking hot. Steve-O was on top for three weeks ago. Like, wow, I'd have to do a thing where I really did something. I do like, man, I got to smoke would start pouring out of my ears. I like, I need time, I got to work this out. I just got to work it out.

15:35🔗 Caller It's a catch 22.

15:36🔗 Adam It really is. Wow.

15:38🔗 Guest Oh my God. I'm just trying to...

15:39🔗 Adam Yeah.

15:40🔗 Caller Someone could be stirring your porridge right now.

15:44🔗 Adam Yeah, but believe me, that guy's tortured. Believe you and me. All right.

15:50🔗 Guest Man, I love being here. I feel so unaccountable for anything I say when I'm here.

15:53🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, no one hears this. Not like the Tonight Show. Danny, Danny, you're 18. What's up?

15:59🔗 Caller Hey, guys, I want to give a shout out to the Wildboyz first thing. Steve-O and Chris Pontius, you guys, you guys are gods, man.

16:09🔗 Drew You're gay.

16:11🔗 Caller I'm not gay.

16:12🔗 Adam All right.

16:12🔗 Guest Yeah, dude. No, you're just very confident in your sexuality.

16:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

16:15🔗 Caller Sexiest man beef you're ever going to meet.

16:19🔗 Drew All right, Danny, what's going on?

16:20🔗 Caller OK. Whatever. Dr. Drew, I was wondering what advice you give me on realistic penis enlargement?

16:33🔗 Adam Yeah, what about that, Drew?

16:34🔗 Drew Well, what does he mean? What do you mean? What's the problem?

16:36🔗 Adam Because enlarge.

16:37🔗 Drew What do you mean realistic? What do you mean?

16:38🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I'm watching these Enzyme commercials.

16:41🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There is a surgery that you can do and there's two stages to it. In fact, I scrubbed in on one of these surgeries and did one, and I'm going to be interviewing a guy that claims.

16:52🔗 Adam When you say did one, you assisted one.

16:53🔗 Drew I assisted one, and I would have a guy on my television program where he's going to claim it's the greatest thing he ever did for himself, which I'm skeptical about. But the first thing is they dig into your above your pubic bone and disconnect the tendon. It's actually a ligament that holds the penis to the pubic bone, so it pushes out another inch or so. So you gain an inch that way. It's sort of like telescoping out. And then they take the skin, they un-glove, take the skin all the way off the penis, and sew in some cadaver tissue basically. It looks like a giant ravioli. And you sew that in.

17:26🔗 Adam It goes all the way around?

17:27🔗 Drew It goes all the way around. Well, about three-quarters of the way. And then you put it goes stem to stern. And then you pull the skin back up.

17:34🔗 Adam How many of those do you stack up? Or is it just one pancake?

17:36🔗 Drew No, you stack up, they stack up four, like four of them.

17:39🔗 Adam Wow.

17:39🔗 Guest I think I could do three and get a break.

17:41🔗 Drew There are two like pop tarts, four or five. They sew them all the way around.

17:44🔗 Adam And let me just say that you guys who have the donating your organ sticker on your license, that's where it's going.

17:51🔗 Drew It's going to be all these penises.

17:52🔗 Caller No kidding.

17:53🔗 Guest Now how many of these surgeries are cases of the penis actually being too small? And how many of the surgeries are cases of them people having like really wack mental problems?

18:06🔗 Drew I think the small penis is about one out of ten. Yeah. Now the surgeon claims that these guys don't have wack problems. They're satisfied happy customers afterwards. I don't know.

18:16🔗 Guest Now, are there any statistics on retention of sensation?

18:21🔗 Drew Yeah, it's all good. 20% range increase in growth, one inch in length and normal sensation.

18:27🔗 Adam Wildboyz, go to Beverly Hills.

18:28🔗 Guest Yeah, what a great question this guy called with too. It's like, hey, Dr. Drew, what's up with these pills? Dude, do they work? Should I be calling up?

18:36🔗 Adam Pills aren't doing it.

18:37🔗 Yeah, screw those pills.

18:38🔗 Caller You need surgery, man.

18:40🔗 Guest I wanna get it.

18:41🔗 Adam You wanna not.

18:42🔗 Caller I'm happy with my wiener, but I'd be happier if it was two feet long.

18:46🔗 Drew Yeah, great South part time. Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation.

18:50🔗 Adam Oh, really?

18:51🔗 Drew Oh, yes. And we'll listen. And just to our, I think I sort of got there while listening to this show. And as a result of that, Kyle decides, or yeah, Kyle decides he wants to play basketball and he feels like he's a black man caught in a little white dude boy's body. And so he wants to turn into a big black man. And he does in the new.

19:07🔗 Adam Drew loves South Park now. It's his new favorite show.

19:10🔗 Drew It's a great message.

19:12🔗 Adam It is. But I like to steer it back to Steve-O's penis, which I can see in my mind's eye because I have the Playboy channel. Yeah. And his penis is...

19:20🔗 Drew Prominently...

19:21🔗 Adam Well, there's some shows where it's actually exposed. And then on other shows, they just put it in the lower right hand corner. Just like a ghost, like the one that says ESPN 2. Yeah. It's just Steve-O's joint in the lower right hand corner. Night calls, everything. Playboy after dark, everything.

19:37🔗 Drew Does it wave like the flag does on Fox Channel?

19:39🔗 Adam It'll get you attention.

19:40🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

19:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:41🔗 Drew And sometimes... We don't know why it's waving to you, but like a flag.

19:44🔗 Adam It'll screw up the subtitles, too, on the foreign amateur videos. You can't read the whole thing sometimes. Steve's penis is penis ghost in the Lord of the Rings.

19:53🔗 Guest I never heard that. I've heard a lot of compliments about that show.

19:57🔗 Guest Yeah.

19:57🔗 Guest But never that specific.

19:58🔗 Adam Steve, you know, Steve, you know, he makes fun of his penis, but it's really, it's quite, quite average.

20:03🔗 Drew You like it?

20:04🔗 Adam It's nice.

20:05🔗 Guest There's nothing wrong with it.

20:06🔗 Adam And he keeps it, Sean, he keeps it nicely, nicely manicured.

20:11🔗 Guest Dude, look what's going on today.

20:12🔗 Adam It's smart. Oh, no. Did you see it?

20:16🔗 Caller He's got a 70s bush going.

20:17🔗 Guest Listen, I don't have to look.

20:21🔗 Adam Oh, wow, it's back. It's back. I don't, I don't... If I want to see Steve-O's penis, I just close my eyes. I don't have to look across the console.

20:29🔗 Guest Now, now you can do either way.

20:31🔗 Adam That's right. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to close one eye and see Steve's old penis and leave this one open.

20:37🔗 Guest Did you see the penis on my arm?

20:39🔗 Drew Oh, yes, Steve, I remember that.

20:42🔗 Adam I don't remember that one.

20:44🔗 Drew I do. It's closer to me. I had to look at it the whole time last time.

20:47🔗 Adam Oh, OK. All right.

20:48🔗 Drew It's a weeping penis.

20:50🔗 Guest No, it's a dribbling penis.

20:51🔗 Adam Awesome.

20:52🔗 Caller And it says USA underneath it.

20:54🔗 Adam Well, all I'm all I'm saying is, is you guys could definitely do a domestic episode where you got a little bit of fat added to Steve's dork or possibly Chris's.

21:04🔗 Drew Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I think, boy, that's the ultimate sort of wild thing.

21:09🔗 Caller I'm the kind of guy, like if I was a chick, I would get like the soup. I'd be driving down to Tijuana to get an operation that's not illegal to do here.

21:18🔗 Drew Too big.

21:18🔗 Caller Yeah, I want the two foot wiener.

21:21🔗 Adam Right.

21:21🔗 Caller I don't even care if it feels good for anybody. I just. Right.

21:25🔗 Adam No, it feels good for you.

21:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:27🔗 Adam What do they have, Drew? Do they have one size or a maximum potential? Or can you step it up? You know what I mean?

21:34🔗 Drew It's one size. Basically, it's one percentage, basically.

21:38🔗 Caller Of the form you already have.

21:40🔗 Adam You can you can get a certain amount, 20 percent more out of what you have, but you can't get 70 percent.

21:47🔗 Drew Right. I sort of ask those kinds of questions. They were a little vague as to why they don't try to push the envelope, but I think that sort of they've got this, it works, there's no complication.

21:55🔗 Caller You know, somewhere in the world they are pushing the envelope. Oh yes. That's where you want to be, at Donkeys.

22:01🔗 Adam What do you think, how much does something like that cost? Did you find that out?

22:04🔗 Drew I'm gonna find out. I'll have an interview with the guy.

22:05🔗 Adam That's the first question.

22:06🔗 Drew I'm gonna interview the guy.

22:07🔗 Adam You're stood next to him while the guy had his pants down for two hours.

22:10🔗 Guest I was looking at a bloody penis.

22:15🔗 Adam And when you say bloody penis, I mean, not in the British term, you mean?

22:18🔗 Drew No, an actual bleeding penis.

22:20🔗 Caller My sister and my brother-in-law are plastic surgeons. I could probably get this thing for free.

22:24🔗 Guest Really?

22:25🔗 Adam Hell yeah.

22:26🔗 Guest Where do they work?

22:27🔗 Caller New York City.

22:28🔗 Guest Wow.

22:28🔗 Drew I'll think about that.

22:29🔗 Adam Your parents have it?

22:30🔗 Caller Well, my dad's a doctor too.

22:31🔗 Adam Is he disappointed? Is he traumatized by your lifestyle?

22:35🔗 Caller No.

22:36🔗 Guest Totally proud.

22:37🔗 Caller They're very proud of me.

22:38🔗 Guest Actually, because his parents told him never to stop what he does.

22:41🔗 Adam Really?

22:42🔗 Guest Just don't stop.

22:43🔗 Adam But just don't do it here?

22:45🔗 Guest Well, no, they didn't do it. No, no.

22:46🔗 Adam Really?

22:47🔗 Caller Yeah, they love it.

22:48🔗 Adam Really? That's awesome.

22:49🔗 Caller Hell, yeah.

22:49🔗 Adam Liberal. I like that. All right. And you guys both went to the Ringling Brothers.

22:54🔗 Guest Yeah, that was just me.

22:55🔗 Adam Oh, what's his?

22:56🔗 Guest Yeah, Ringling Brothers. What kind of doctor is your dad?

22:58🔗 Caller He's a cardiologist.

23:01🔗 Drew Your sister's a plastic surgeon. How many other siblings do you have?

23:04🔗 Caller I have a brother.

23:05🔗 Guest He's a cop.

23:06🔗 Caller No, he's an accountant now.

23:07🔗 Guest Oh, is he?

23:07🔗 Guest He was a cop.

23:09🔗 Guest Yeah.

23:09🔗 Adam He's rangy.

23:10🔗 Guest And his mom bought him, when Chris' cop brother started smoking pot, this is his mom bought him a hat with a marijuana leaf on it.

23:19🔗 Caller She was supportive of whatever we were into.

23:21🔗 Guest Wow.

23:24🔗 Caller That was years before he became a cop.

23:26🔗 Adam I'm trying to figure out what's up with his family. And I would go Jew, but Pontius, no. And then they wouldn't be supportive of the whole Wildboyz thing. I'm trying to think. It's a very eclectic, interesting, liberal family. Yeah.

23:41🔗 Caller You give positive support to the parents, I mean to the kids.

23:45🔗 Adam Kids, right?

23:46🔗 Guest No matter what they do.

23:49🔗 Caller And freedom. Yeah.

23:51🔗 Adam But do they worry about you?

23:53🔗 Caller There's nothing to rebel against.

23:55🔗 Guest My dad worries about me.

23:57🔗 Adam Yeah.

23:58🔗 Caller No, they really don't worry about me.

24:00🔗 Adam They don't? They're not worried you get like a trampled in a stampede or eaten by a bull shark or something?

24:04🔗 Caller They're not really worried. I think they're so used to it. They don't want me to become like a... They'd be worried if I was a drug addict or something like that.

24:11🔗 Adam Right.

24:12🔗 Drew That's what I thought he was going.

24:13🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

24:14🔗 Guest This is like, oh, you. Yeah.

24:17🔗 Caller I've taken my energy, my wild energy and put it somewhere positive.

24:21🔗 Adam OK.

24:21🔗 Guest Yeah, I'll drink to that.

24:23🔗 Adam Have you, Steve, your dad worries about you?

24:26🔗 Guest He does. Yeah, he does. I mean, things keep popping up that shouldn't have happened. You know, like the lion that came up the tree and was all in my back.

24:34🔗 Drew You know, you announced last time you were here, you were going to die soon.

24:38🔗 Guest Oh, yeah.

24:40🔗 Guest No, I think that's the first time I was here.

24:41🔗 Drew No, last time too.

24:42🔗 Guest Oh, yeah. Oh, man.

24:43🔗 Drew So you've changed. You've mellowed?

24:45🔗 Guest I mean, no, I haven't mellowed.

24:46🔗 Drew You decided you would like to live a few years?

24:48🔗 Guest I mean, I think what I meant to say was if for any reason I did die right now, I wouldn't be dead at all, pal. I'd live forever. Yeah, there's all these rad videos and TV shows to keep me alive. I leave a legacy behind.

25:02🔗 Adam It'd be like Jim Morrison.

25:03🔗 Drew I see. Jim Morrison is still alive.

25:05🔗 Adam No, no, I mean in a heart and spirit. Yeah. He would never grow old.

25:08🔗 Guest I feel like Bob Marley didn't go anywhere.

25:10🔗 Adam Well, you do have a point. Then the rest of people get old and fat, and their hair starts falling out, and we start making fun of them.

25:17🔗 Guest Yeah, you always look like completely.

25:18🔗 Adam Think about Jim Morrison. Always at his front.

25:21🔗 Guest Yeah, but he actually got fat before.

25:24🔗 Adam He got fat and he grew a beard, but he never got pathetic.

25:27🔗 Guest But that obviously bummed him out, you know?

25:29🔗 Adam You never see him, so I'm doing a Midas commercial or anything.

25:31🔗 Caller You really work for him, though. Yeah. He likes to have a good time.

25:36🔗 Guest Yeah, all right.

25:37🔗 Adam All right, I'm with you.

25:38🔗 Guest Yeah, here's the Live Forever Club, man. Hell yeah.

25:42🔗 Drew Shawna.

25:42🔗 Adam Shawna.

25:43🔗 Drew 22.

25:44🔗 Guest Hello?

25:45🔗 Adam What's up?

25:46🔗 Guest Um, well, I was giving my husband oral last night, and he, you know, he came, and at first it was just, you know, like regular cum, then all of a sudden it was just like a big gush of water.

26:05🔗 Guest Oh, no.

26:05🔗 Guest I was just wondering of what that might have been.

26:07🔗 Guest How'd you so bummed with that after?

26:08🔗 Guest Wow.

26:09🔗 Guest Wow.

26:10🔗 Adam What do you mean? It did, didn't it? Oh no, you did it to a dude.

26:13🔗 Guest That's right.

26:13🔗 Adam It was the other way around.

26:14🔗 Guest Yeah.

26:15🔗 Adam Um, what is it? Could it be urine, Drew?

26:18🔗 Drew I doubt it.

26:19🔗 Adam Sometimes things get separated down there. You gotta, you gotta, that's why I shake my, how promiscuous is this guy?

26:25🔗 Drew Right. As you, as you sort of empty the pipes, it starts thick and gets thin.

26:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

26:33🔗 Guest Yeah.

26:33🔗 Adam It's like a snow globe. You gotta shake the nuts every once in a while.

26:35🔗 Guest Yeah, but if there's more thin than there was thick, then you've got a problem, right?

26:38🔗 Drew Why? Yeah, it was like water.

26:39🔗 Guest I mean, if it's like a major gush of water after a regular load.

26:43🔗 Drew But it was, it was like a stream or was it a couple of spurts?

26:47🔗 Guest Yeah, a couple of spurts. Yeah, that's mellow. But this doesn't sound like that, Drew.

26:51🔗 Guest No, it was a lot.

26:53🔗 Adam Oh, a lot of thin liquid.

26:56🔗 Guest So let's say had it been urine, that you would have basically tinkled for a little bit, right?

27:03🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:03🔗 Drew By the way, he would know the difference too. Did he say, hey, I'm peeing?

27:07🔗 Guest No, he said it didn't feel like he was peeing.

27:09🔗 Drew Yeah, he was.

27:10🔗 Guest Oh, was he creeped out by it?

27:12🔗 Guest Yeah.

27:13🔗 Drew He was?

27:14🔗 Guest Yeah.

27:15🔗 Adam Well, how long?

27:16🔗 Guest He said it's never happened to him before.

27:18🔗 Adam How long has it been since you guys did this?

27:22🔗 Guest It was last night, right?

27:23🔗 Adam No, I mean, but before that.

27:25🔗 Guest I mean, all the time, but it's never happened before.

27:27🔗 Drew No, what was the, since he was last empty. What was the last time? Right, exactly, Chris got the point.

27:32🔗 Guest I'm sorry.

27:33🔗 Adam All right, listen, when Chris Pontius has explained to you how long had that-

27:37🔗 Guest What people are talking about, how long had that load built up for?

27:42🔗 Guest Not very long. I mean, we have sex like every day.

27:46🔗 Caller Well, on the positive side, it doesn't sound like an STD to me, but on the negative, new ones are popping up every day.

27:53🔗 Drew Is he on any medication?

27:55🔗 Guest No.

27:56🔗 Drew No medicine. Is that right? No medicine?

28:00🔗 Guest No, no medication.

28:01🔗 Drew Yeah, I think that was just then semen.

28:03🔗 Caller That just happens.

28:05🔗 Adam Listen, everyone, things happen all the time. There's a little anomalies, a little changes.

28:10🔗 Drew Here's the thing, when you're a physician, you know what the things are you need to worry about. Yeah. That's all we're trying to do. This is not something that's on the list.

28:17🔗 Adam No. We've had this question a thousand times, the tapioca pudding.

28:20🔗 Guest Yeah. Let me ask this question. Is he going to get the same treatment tonight?

28:26🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't...

28:28🔗 Guest Are you like over him now?

28:29🔗 Drew They do that every day.

28:31🔗 Guest Why not? But this only happened for the first time last night.

28:34🔗 Adam Are you freaked out by this?

28:35🔗 Guest Are you over the dude?

28:37🔗 Guest Well, I just want to make sure it wasn't urine.

28:40🔗 Guest When urine is antiseptic and it's loaded with ammonia, which makes it sterile and antiseptic.

28:45🔗 Drew I would say non-urine.

28:47🔗 Guest Yeah. Plus drinking urine is a great way to replace lost nutrients.

28:51🔗 Adam And let me say this. Given my choice between the semen and the urine, I'm going urine.

28:57🔗 Drew Right. Absolutely.

28:58🔗 Adam I may go number two before I go semen. Yeah.

29:01🔗 Guest Yeah.

29:02🔗 Adam Really?

29:02🔗 Guest Yeah.

29:02🔗 Drew I'm with you. I'm with you.

29:03🔗 Adam Let's go do that.

29:04🔗 Drew You want to do that?

29:05🔗 Adam We can high. Come on, baby. Yeah. I mean, Drew in the hissy. We can high five too. All right, Drew. They're underpress. Let's take a break. Let's go check that number two versus semen thing out.

29:15🔗 Drew Let's go.

29:16🔗 Adam All right. Wildboyz.

29:17🔗 Drew Yeah, urine's cool. These guys are produced. Don't worry.

29:19🔗 Adam Wildboyz here tonight on MTV2.

29:22🔗 Guest Have you thought we were wasted last night? Wait till you see us tonight.

29:26🔗 Adam Premieres Friday, March 11th. We'll at 9 o'clock. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back with Chris and Steve-O after this.

29:34🔗 Guest Hey Drew, why is it that when you rub your balls while you're jerking off, that it feels so much better?

29:39🔗 Drew I haven't noticed that.

29:43🔗 Loveline will be right back.

29:44🔗 Guest So get your problems ready.

29:48🔗 Caller Loveline is brought to you by Advance Auto Parts.

29:51🔗 Drew We're ready in advance.

30:01🔗 Adam Hey, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Chris Pontius and Steve-O are here tonight. You know, Mr. Wild Boys. MTV2, new season premieres Friday, March 11th, at nine o'clock. What's going on Friday, March 11th? What the?

30:22🔗 Guest Everyone's staying home watching MTV2 and Wild Boys.

30:25🔗 Caller No one's going out partying till after Wild Boys is over.

30:27🔗 Adam Where are you guys gonna be on the first episode?

30:31🔗 Caller Where are we gonna be? We're having a party. It's to celebrate the new season and Mr. Knoxville's birthday.

30:39🔗 Adam And now, I don't mean physically where Chris and Steve are gonna be. What part of the globe, yes?

30:45🔗 Guest Is it Louisiana?

30:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:47🔗 Guest The Louisiana Show.

30:48🔗 Adam What are you guys doing?

30:50🔗 Guest There's a shark scene. It's amazing. But like, it's like we had Manny, our shark hero.

30:56🔗 Caller Manny took us out on like the craziest shark expedition.

31:00🔗 Adam In Louisiana?

31:01🔗 Caller Yeah, out in the gulf. We went out 30 miles into the gulf and we wanted to recreate a shark attack on a surfer. But these certain sharks only live in really deep water where they've never encountered a surfer.

31:13🔗 Guest They never encountered a surfer. So we gave them the first opportunity to attack a surfer.

31:16🔗 Caller We need to find out if these sharks are dangerous to man.

31:19🔗 Drew And how to go.

31:19🔗 Guest It was great. Manny tied all this bait to a surfboard. And so I was just kind of floating on the surfboard with these massive sharks. Wow. And so right when we are so macho in that scene, and then immediately as that scene ends, this new scene comes on with the amfema.

31:39🔗 Guest Oh no.

31:40🔗 Guest The gayest thing in the world.

31:43🔗 Adam You got oral from another guy? This guy was a swamp rat too.

31:48🔗 Caller No, no.

31:49🔗 Guest It was just this. You see, a lot of this homoerotic humor is really funny to us.

31:53🔗 Caller Sure. Yeah, it is.

31:55🔗 Guest But then later on, when we see the tapes, a lot of the times we think, why do we do that?

32:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

32:00🔗 Caller Well, some people, it's not for everybody, but tell you the truth, making this show is what we think is funny and what we think is awesome to do, and if you don't like it, eventually you will.

32:10🔗 Adam You know, it was, we're talking a few minutes before we got started here about Drew and I arguing sometimes on the air, but rarely off the air. But you guys get along pretty well yourself, which is pretty rare for celebrities and pretty rare for guys who spend as much time traveling together as you guys do. Yeah.

32:31🔗 Guest It's really pretty amazing. I was asking him during the break, I said, do you guys ever have real nasty fights and then pretend you like each other on the air? And they said that if that were the case, that the show wouldn't work and that people would know about it. I was like, that's cool. Chris and I have never had a fight. There's been times when you told me I was wack and you were right, but you didn't hold a grudge.

32:51🔗 Adam I mean, you both seem sort of gregarious, easygoing and maybe you have the same kind of personality.

32:57🔗 Guest We have different personalities. Chris hates being famous.

33:00🔗 Adam Oh, you do?

33:01🔗 Guest Every job on Chris' resume is something that A, landed on his lap and B, other people pushed him into doing it. What else? Chris has zero ego whatsoever.

33:10🔗 Drew What other jobs have you done?

33:14🔗 Caller Before Wildboyz, of course, Jackass and before that, I worked for Big Brother Skateboard Magazine.

33:19🔗 Guest You got fired a bunch of times.

33:21🔗 Caller Yeah, I got fired.

33:22🔗 Guest And you worked at Charles Schwab. Yeah.

33:24🔗 Caller Well, I worked.

33:25🔗 Drew Really?

33:25🔗 Guest Yeah.

33:26🔗 Caller Right after a while after I actually dropped out of high school. I started working for Big Brother and in a skateboard magazine.

33:34🔗 Drew And then I eventually I see why the parents are happy at this gig. Yeah.

33:38🔗 Caller The first time I the first time I got fired, I'm like, Oh, my God, I dropped out of high school. I don't I have no skills and anything else. What the hell am I going to do? So so first I was like, man, I'll work at Jamba Juice. Lots of hot chicks come in there. I'll drink smoothies all day. It's going to be rad. And then I lasted two days, I think. And it was just horrible. Like the second day of work, the guy from the competing skateboard magazine came in for a smoothie and like he totally recognized me. And I was so bummed. And everyone I worked with was like 15.

34:10🔗 Adam And how did you get hooked up? I know we probably asked you this before, but how did the whole Jackass thing get started for you? Where were you right before Jackass?

34:19🔗 Caller I was I was working for Big Brother Skateboard Magazine.

34:22🔗 Guest And it's a skateboard magazine that's published by a pornographer, Larry Flint.

34:25🔗 Adam Oh, Larry Flint has like 35 magazines, including Yachting and Canberra.

34:30🔗 Caller And he didn't start at the end.

34:33🔗 Guest Yeah, the editor in chief of the magazine, who's like the creative force behind it. I mean, he had Knoxville. Knoxville came out with us in the skateboard videos. Yeah, he just had to kind of had us all. And that guy who's now the director of Wildboyz and Jackass and all, you know, the movie and everything, the director, Jeff Tremaine, just so happened to grow up with Spike Jones in Maryland when they were 12. So it's really just a matter of, you know, Jeff having us all, you know, none of us skate, but we're in the skateboard videos. And the director just thought, wow, you know, if I would just take out the stupid skateboarding, you know, and all what's left over, you know, I could make a TV show. And he just called up Spike Jones and was like, yeah, I got this plan.

35:11🔗 Adam Does anyone have a?

35:12🔗 Caller It took a few years.

35:13🔗 Adam We were, we're always lamenting about how much money Jackass made and how little everyone got compensated, namely Steve and Chris. But any idea now, now that's out on video or DVD, I see it on cable, everything.

35:27🔗 Drew I see they're seeing something now.

35:29🔗 Caller Paul McCartney made a lot more off wings than he did the Beatles.

35:32🔗 Drew Look at the watch that Steve-O is wearing. He sold out to the man now. Wow.

35:37🔗 Guest You see that?

35:37🔗 Adam Is that a Rolex?

35:38🔗 Drew With diamonds all around the outside.

35:40🔗 Guest Wow. You see that?

35:42🔗 Guest Wow. It's the same watch as my dad has, except I got diamonds all over it. So I said, dad, check it out. I took you out, man. I got your watch, except with diamonds. My dad said, my homophobia kicks in anytime a man wears diamonds. So I like completely backfired on you.

35:56🔗 Adam Like dad, you think that's gay. I got a story. I got a story in Washington.

36:02🔗 It's awesome.

36:05🔗 Adam Sit down. That's nothing.

36:07🔗 Caller Did you ever tell your dad about your experience?

36:08🔗 Guest He's been praying for these diamonds.

36:09🔗 Guest I did not tell him. I'm so sure my dad's not listening.

36:13🔗 Adam Yeah, it'd be good if he isn't.

36:14🔗 Drew What city is he in?

36:15🔗 Guest What's that? He's in Florida.

36:17🔗 Adam Oh yeah. Shocking.

36:22🔗 Guest That's amazing.

36:24🔗 Drew Let's do a Germany or Florida.

36:26🔗 Adam We're going to play a little something called Germany or Florida, which is all bizarre stories emanate from either Germany or Florida. So we hear the F'ed up bizarre story and then we decide, is it Germany or is it Florida?

36:39🔗 Drew You should be a pro at this, Steve.

36:40🔗 Adam Let's speak to Anthony.

36:42🔗 Caller Hold on.

36:43🔗 Hello?

36:43🔗 Adam Go ahead. Anthony?

36:45🔗 Okay. You ready?

36:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:47🔗 A man was found after being lost for 36 hours. He's reported missing by his wife after he failed to return from a bicycle trip. When the 40 policemen searched for him until his cries for help led to his discovery hanging naked upside down from a tree. A video camera was positioned to capture his adventure on tape. Investigators speculate that the man who was suspended naked 12 feet off the ground by his feet was attempting to film an auto erotic situation. After completing his video, he was too tired to pull himself up to untie his feet, so he hung upside down until rescued. Lack of circulation led to such a severe injury that his left foot had to be amputated.

37:22🔗 Drew Wow.

37:23🔗 Adam Wow.

37:23🔗 Guest Totally Germany, dude.

37:24🔗 Drew It sounds German to me too.

37:26🔗 Adam Yeah, the bike feels German.

37:28🔗 Guest Nah, the video camera.

37:29🔗 Adam Auto erotic feels German.

37:30🔗 Guest The filming of wacky sexual stuff is totally German.

37:33🔗 Drew But the hanging upside down is part of their auto erotic?

37:37🔗 Adam I thought you had to hang by your neck.

37:39🔗 Drew And then why are you naked?

37:41🔗 Adam Well, you gotta get your shirt.

37:42🔗 Drew You don't have to be completely naked, do you?

37:44🔗 Guest How are you supposed to take off your pants when you're hanging upside down, dude?

37:46🔗 Drew Well, it's true. They keep going back on. You're underwear or something. All right. It's tough.

37:51🔗 Adam It's a tough break, though.

37:51🔗 Guest I mean, if it's a sexual situation, I'd go naked.

37:53🔗 Drew Germany.

37:54🔗 Adam Yeah, and by the way, how do you finish that story? What happened to your foot?

37:59🔗 Guest I was jerking off, hanging upside down.

38:01🔗 Adam By the way, it's one of those things where you definitely have to get your story straight with your wife before you leave the house. Foot, farming accident. You got it.

38:09🔗 Guest Foot, what?

38:10🔗 Adam Farming accident. That's right. I don't want any mix-up. I don't want you to yell bear and me yell tractor. I don't want any mix-ups.

38:17🔗 Drew All right?

38:18🔗 Adam It's farming accident and a discussion.

38:20🔗 Drew Threshing machine. Right.

38:21🔗 Adam There you go. All right. So are we all going Germany? It feels Germany.

38:25🔗 Drew It feels Germany to me.

38:26🔗 Adam All right. Chris, Steve, German. Germany? Anthony, we're going Germany.

38:30🔗 Caller Yeah, it's Germany.

38:31🔗 Guest Yeah.

38:33🔗 Adam We're so awesome.

38:34🔗 Guest There was this guy, and it's a story that the American media absolutely avoids like the plague. But this guy actually put on, like he said, a sexual cannibal. And he said that he put on an internet ad out, a personal ad that said, seeking young, healthy male for execution or for to be executed and eaten.

38:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:58🔗 Guest You know, and he got like 400 responses where he got these guys to come in, like for like sort of an audition where they'd come over. And he whittled it down to like one guy who moved in with them and became his roommate. And then ultimately, you know, ultimately they picked the day and they literally cut this guy's, they cut off his wiener.

39:17🔗 Drew They set up a butcher shop in their kitchen.

39:20🔗 Guest Yeah, I'm not sure they filmed everything. There's apparently two hours of footage on the internet. But yeah, they sit down, they cut this guy's penis off where the guy's just bleeding to death. And then the guy, after his penis is cut off, he goes and he's in the bathtub or whatever, you know, just bleeding and bleeding. And you know, the guy takes his penis and prepares it and fries it up. And then the guy comes back down, still bleeding. Apparently it went on for hours before the guy bled to death. And they shared, they shared, the guy ate his own penis. And they filmed everything and they both ate it. That was their meal that they shared.

39:54🔗 Adam The guy who...

39:55🔗 Guest And then the remains of the guy, the guy kept in the freezer and every so often he would incrementally eat this dead body. And each meal he would actually pleasure himself onto the meal. Oh my God.

40:06🔗 Guest That's Germany baby, yeah.

40:09🔗 Caller This was our very first Germany or Florida ever. I can't remember, you guys don't...

40:12🔗 Drew Yeah, I remember something about this.

40:13🔗 Adam I do remember hearing this one.

40:14🔗 Caller It was like our first or second.

40:15🔗 Adam If you're the guy in Germany who lost his foot while he was being off in the woods, you hope that the family of this guy shows up. So it's like, what happened to your son? Farm accident, wait a minute, what happened to my foot?

40:27🔗 Guest What's even more horrifying than anything is that this German guy was actually brought to trial and convicted of, it was established that there was consent on the victim, part of the victim. So it was only manslaughter. But you know, cannibalism is not illegal in Germany whatsoever and for the crime of manslaughter, this wacko is only going to be in prison for like less than five years and there's going to be more red internet, it's going to have to document what's going to happen.

40:53🔗 Drew I mean, do we ever need to doubt how bizarre and non-cognitively driven men are, you know, human, you know what I mean? But it's not women are doing this. Women are not doing this.

41:04🔗 Adam But here's maybe the woman that's always with.

41:06🔗 Guest Women are cutting off penises.

41:08🔗 Adam Because it was a nude.

41:09🔗 Caller Not a woman, individual.

41:10🔗 Adam Individual. But here's the thing, I think the Germans have more potential for this kind of stuff than any other culture. Normally they're on the straight and narrow, that's the kind of culture where if your neighbor has wind chimes and they're not approved by the state, you can phone them in and get them removed and stuff. But once in a while when they go AWOL, they go in a big way. I just think they have more potential. Other cultures are more effed up in a more sort of all-encompassing yet less dramatic way. You know what I mean? There's a high percentage of effed up people in, I don't know, the Philippines or maybe the Netherlands or something, but Germany, when they go off, they go off on 12 cylinders.

41:54🔗 Guest We travel the world and we'll go to these places that are tourist places and it's always the Germans that they're the most fun to party with.

42:03🔗 Adam Yeah, they're heavyweights over there.

42:05🔗 Guest Wee Man speaks German.

42:07🔗 Adam Oh, does he?

42:08🔗 Guest Yeah, he speaks a little German. We didn't even know that until...

42:11🔗 Adam I think we kicked Wee Man through a field goal post about two or three years ago on MTV Super Bowl special, landing him in a vat of nacho cheese.

42:21🔗 Caller Do you remember that?

42:22🔗 Drew I remember that.

42:23🔗 Guest They come a lot smaller than Wee Man.

42:24🔗 Caller Oh, they do?

42:25🔗 Guest Yeah, I think Wee Man probably weighs...

42:27🔗 Adam Yeah, Wee... No, I'm missing... Wee Man's...

42:29🔗 Caller He's like 125 pounds.

42:30🔗 Guest It is... Yeah, he's a stocky one.

42:33🔗 Adam No, let me tell you something. Dwarfs, just the fingers and toes on a dwarfs get up about 60, 70 pounds sometimes.

42:39🔗 Guest I have a picture of Wee Man's wiener, and it doesn't look that good in the picture. But he's been saying for years, there's nothing wee about his wiener.

42:47🔗 Adam Well, and certainly not in proportion to his body. I mean, if he's got three inches, it's like us having 14, right?

42:52🔗 Drew There you go, yeah.

42:53🔗 Adam All right.

42:54🔗 Guest Take your time. It only affects his arms and his legs. We love you, Wee Man. Where the hell are you?

42:59🔗 Drew Here we go.

42:59🔗 Adam Well, yeah, Drew, you want to take a break?

43:01🔗 Drew Gotta take a break.

43:02🔗 Adam Gotta take a break.

43:03🔗 Drew Wildboyz.

43:03🔗 Guest Yeah, we're getting better and better.

43:04🔗 Guest Yes, yes, yes.

43:05🔗 Adam MTV2, everyone. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

43:10🔗 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

43:36🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Chris Pontius is here tonight from Wildboyz. Steve-O is here tonight as well, but we know not where.

43:46🔗 Caller Oh, here he comes.

43:47🔗 Adam Last time he was here, he urinated on somebody's desk. Here he comes.

43:52🔗 Drew What's the matter, Steve?

43:55🔗 Caller What's going on, Steve-O?

43:56🔗 Guest Nothing, nothing. I feel like I was... I had talked too much in the last segment. I want to hear your question.

44:01🔗 Drew What did that question got, Chris? I just got some questions.

44:02🔗 Caller Well, one time I was... It was actually... Like most men, I started pleasuring myself far before having sex.

44:11🔗 Guest Like all men, dude.

44:12🔗 Caller Yeah, right. Except for some.

44:14🔗 Guest No, dude.

44:15🔗 Guest No, my brother.

44:17🔗 Caller Anyway, I was doing that. I hadn't done it for a while either. Like, right when I first pulled it off, I was just hooked. I tried for like a year, you know, like when I was 12. And finally, like maybe 12 and a half, 13, I pulled it off.

44:30🔗 Drew Right.

44:31🔗 Caller And, you know, I was hooked, you know, like everybody every night. But one time I didn't do it for like a month and I did it.

44:36🔗 Guest And there was blood in the in the semen.

44:38🔗 Drew That's a common thing. Doesn't necessarily mean anything.

44:41🔗 Guest That means that it's totally wrong to not jerk off all the time, dude. Yeah.

44:45🔗 Adam I hope you learned a lesson. Yeah. You never stop. But you get started. You can't stop.

44:50🔗 Guest I love that we can say jerk off in the radio too. Yes. Yes.

44:53🔗 Adam Yeah, it's awesome.

44:55🔗 Guest Yeah.

44:55🔗 Adam You know why? Because we're doing an important show that helps people.

44:58🔗 Drew It's easy to please too. That was a good question.

45:01🔗 No more?

45:03🔗 Guest You got to have something better than that, dude.

45:04🔗 Guest Yeah.

45:04🔗 Drew Hold on. Give me a little what?

45:05🔗 Guest All right.

45:06🔗 Adam We'll take a call. Chris will line up another question.

45:10🔗 Guest Chris wouldn't be able to answer the question.

45:11🔗 Drew The blood encema is very common. It rarely means anything. For you, it was a while ago, so you don't need to worry about it. But if you have it, say somebody's listening tonight has had it recently, should be checked out by urologist or a doctor just to be sure.

45:22🔗 Adam Right. Now, would you say...

45:23🔗 Guest And that's a good one, dude. I would freak out, dude.

45:26🔗 Adam In this order of least important to most important, blood in the semen, blood in the urine, blood in the stool. Yes?

45:34🔗 Drew Yes.

45:35🔗 Adam Sounds like a John Cougar song.

45:36🔗 Drew In that order, yeah.

45:37🔗 Adam Yeah. That order.

45:38🔗 Drew Okay. Blood in the urine, blood in the stool is a little more specific. It's only three or four possibilities, the most likely possibilities. The blood in the urine, a lot of different possibilities.

45:50🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, is it true that pineapple juice makes your semen taste better?

45:54🔗 Drew No, apparently not. And really, how much better are you gonna make it? You know what I'm saying?

45:59🔗 Caller I don't know, man, because-

46:00🔗 Guest They say chocolate, they say chocolate.

46:02🔗 Caller I have to confess something on the radio. I did recently, like when I was maybe like 15, I had a little taste, you know? But not a real taste, but recently I did go for a real taste. I just want to know how much I should appreciate what women put up with. Yeah, what women put up with.

46:21🔗 Guest That's a good way to explain it.

46:23🔗 Drew What you learn?

46:24🔗 Caller I really appreciate it because it tasted disgusting and it was my own.

46:28🔗 Adam And what?

46:29🔗 Guest Yeah, dude, dude, it's the act, dude.

46:32🔗 Adam No, hang on here.

46:33🔗 Guest It tasted bad.

46:34🔗 Caller When I wasn't offended by the idea-

46:35🔗 Drew What do you mean it's the act?

46:37🔗 Guest The actual, you know, because like there's been-

46:39🔗 Caller You like the way you're seeing the taste?

46:40🔗 Guest You know, there's times when you're pleasuring yourself and you just completely hosed down your own pace, you know?

46:47🔗 Guest Oh, really?

46:48🔗 Adam I can't do that.

46:49🔗 Guest By accident, you know?

46:50🔗 Adam By y'all doing- No, I know, but-

46:51🔗 Guest Easy. I'm not saying hosed down, but-

46:53🔗 Adam Maybe I was hanging upside down like that German in the tree. I could probably get myself-

46:56🔗 Caller But have you ever taken like a real scoop, like a real taste?

46:59🔗 Guest No, dude, there's one time I shot myself and a little bit landed on my lip, and I was like, you know, it's the kind of thing where you're like, you know what, I just gave it a little lick.

47:11🔗 Drew But- Can you imagine making that taste better? No. How much better is it going to be?

47:16🔗 Guest But I didn't lick it enough to evaluate the taste, you know? I was so disgusted by-

47:20🔗 Drew Occasionally over the years, we've asked people to sort of do some research, and they-

47:25🔗 Caller No one can find a way to actually make it taste good.

47:27🔗 Drew How are you going to make your poo better? You know what I mean? Things come out of you, and they come out in the form they come out in, and that's that.

47:32🔗 Caller Yeah, I was not pleased with the way my semen tasted.

47:35🔗 Adam Were you disappointed in your balls?

47:37🔗 Guest No, no, no.

47:38🔗 Guest I am not pleased that you tasted your semen.

47:41🔗 Adam Steve-O-

47:42🔗 Drew A scoop, by the way.

47:43🔗 Caller It was a scientific experiment.

47:46🔗 Adam Steve-O got a taste of himself when he French kissed that dude.

47:48🔗 Caller Oh yeah, of course.

47:50🔗 Adam After he's finished.

47:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:53🔗 Adam Listen, I disagree with Chris. The women enjoy it. I've seen the porn where they lap it up like, mmm, yum, yum, yum.

48:02🔗 Caller I've seen them lap it up.

48:05🔗 Adam That's, you know, you think acting is bad in porn, that part where they have to pretend to enjoy it. Oh, give me some. I like when the two women pretend to fight over it. Yummy, yum, yum, yum, yum. It's like they're not really fighting over it.

48:20🔗 Caller I guess some people like Brussels sprouts and some people don't.

48:24🔗 Guest And I think it's really like, you know, like the significance of it isn't in the taste of it, you know, like there's more going on there.

48:31🔗 Drew But Adam occasionally has pointed out that men still got a little bit rougher. Your churro.

48:37🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. I say when women complain, I say, what do you want to do? Put a churro in your mouth or go down on an abalone? You know what I mean?

48:47🔗 Drew Put your face in an abalone.

48:48🔗 Adam Just stuff your face right in a big abalone shell.

48:50🔗 Guest Oh, I love it, man. I eat everything. You do?

48:52🔗 Drew Raw abalone?

48:53🔗 Guest What now? I'm saying like, ass.

48:56🔗 Adam Oh, you do ass.

48:57🔗 Guest Well, yeah, if you orally please a woman's rear. Is that called analingus? It is, right?

49:02🔗 Drew You know what? I think the current FCC situation, we're actually finally going too far.

49:09🔗 Guest We've got there, Steve.

49:10🔗 Drew We've done it. And I don't see if there were a reason to go there, I'd let you go.

49:14🔗 Guest MTV Publicity's giving thumbs up.

49:15🔗 Drew I don't know why you're going there.

49:17🔗 Guest MTV Publicity.

49:18🔗 Guest I'm going to hold you back a little bit.

49:20🔗 Adam Ashley?

49:21🔗 Guest Yes?

49:22🔗 Adam I'm sure there's a perfectly good medical reason why Steve is licking ass.

49:26🔗 Drew I'm going to take a risk.

49:29🔗 Guest I'll tell you why, it's because they love it.

49:31🔗 Guest They absolutely love it.

49:32🔗 Adam Dudes love that. I totally agree.

49:35🔗 Guest Ashley?

49:35🔗 Drew Poor Ashley.

49:36🔗 Guest Hi.

49:37🔗 Adam Your 19, your boyfriend is abusive?

49:40🔗 Guest It's not that.

49:41🔗 Actually, I have a comment in the car.

49:43🔗 Guest Chris is getting mad.

49:44🔗 Drew All right, you're going to have to hold your comment until we get back from break. OK, Ashley? Hold on.

49:48🔗 Guest We're taking breaks.

49:50🔗 Drew It's all the fun we're having in between.

49:51🔗 Adam Believe me, we're going to have a nice 25 minutes stretch when we come back. All right. Wild Boys here. MTV2, Chris and Steve-O. But we'll be right back after this. Hey, buddy, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. We're trying to do a radio show over here. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Chris Pontius is here tonight. Steve-O is here in spirit, if not in body, because he's off urinating on someone else's desk. Drew is a switched microphone.

51:05🔗 Drew Whenever he's sort of not within my visual frame, I get nervous.

51:09🔗 Adam Yeah, he's like a puppy that chooses a lot of slippers. You want to keep an eye on him, because God knows what he's doing.

51:17🔗 Drew Take my spot over there.

51:18🔗 Guest Okay, cool, man.

51:19🔗 Adam Yeah, get in here, Steve. Wildboyz is the name of the show, MTV2, of course. Big premiere, big season premiere, Friday, March 11th. Manny Puig is in the studio tonight. Manny is the shark expert. He's the man who holds his breath for five and a half minutes and grabs hammerheads by the tail.

51:40🔗 Guest More than that, dude.

51:41🔗 Caller Manny is our hero.

51:43🔗 Guest Yeah.

51:43🔗 Adam Now, how did you guys get hooked up with Manny?

51:45🔗 Guest Well, Chris and our director were watching Animal Planet. They saw this wild man wrestling 12-foot alligators and riding sharks around while wearing a speedo. Oh, yeah. That's right.

51:57🔗 Adam That's right. I have now. Now I see when I close one eye, I see Steve-O's penis. When I close the other, I see Manny in a banana hammer.

52:05🔗 Guest There we go.

52:06🔗 Adam It's awesome.

52:07🔗 Guest Say hi, Manny.

52:08🔗 How are you guys doing tonight?

52:09🔗 Adam Pull that mic in close to you, Manny and Manny. Yeah, just yank the whole thing in there. How and how did you get started wrestling with gators and grabbing sharks and doing all that stuff?

52:20🔗 When I was a kid, I wanted to be like Tarzan. I mean, like at the age of four.

52:23🔗 Adam Right.

52:24🔗 So by the time I was in high school, I was already hand catching large alligators in the wild by hand. I already got bit by rattlesnake and I got attacked by a shark right around that time.

52:32🔗 Adam Where? And this was all in your living room? That's a tough neighborhood.

52:36🔗 No, it's in Florida.

52:37🔗 Adam In Florida.

52:37🔗 I got attacked in the Bahamas.

52:39🔗 Adam That's the beauty about Florida. You can get attacked by a shark, bit by a rattlesnake and a wrestle an alligator before kindergarten. Really?

52:47🔗 Guest Yeah, before lunch, dude.

52:48🔗 Adam Yeah. And so, I mean, a lot of wildlife around there. I think people have two reactions to wildlife. They're either freaked out by like, oh my God, I'm freaked, get that spider out of here, or my God, there's a snake out in the lawn or whatever, which about 99 percent of the populace. And then there's that one percent that's drawn to it. I don't know that there's a third that's in between, that just doesn't seem to care one way or the other. You're either kind of freaked out or usually drawn to it. And the majority is freaked out. And then there's the mannies of the world. But you've done stuff that other people didn't do before you. Is that correct?

53:26🔗 I broke barriers with the alligators, like swimming underwater with them. I was the first guy to levitate an alligator.

53:34🔗 Adam How do you levitate an alligator?

53:36🔗 I reach underneath and grab him by the skin underneath his jaw and slowly lift him up. And the alligator stays real calm when I do it.

53:43🔗 Adam Like 12 foot long alligators. Let me ask you this about animals. Do they, like, see, here's the thing about humans. You could levitate a handful of them and then the other half would stab you and then the other half would ejaculate. You know what I mean? We're all over the map. You know what I'm saying? But an alligator, if you know one, do you know all of them?

54:03🔗 Caller All alligators are different, just like people. Some are more dangerous, more aggressive than others. But every alligator, if not the first or second try, I can levitate them. Really?

54:14🔗 Adam And what about sharks? I mean, do some animals vary more than others?

54:20🔗 Guest Yeah, I'd say people have varied by far the most.

54:23🔗 Adam Yeah, like rattlesnakes are basically rattlesnakes. No, they vary.

54:28🔗 Caller Rattlesnakes vary, sharks vary. Sharks, I hand feed in a different way. I have my own style and also levitate the sharks. I'll lift them all the way to the surface. I hand feed them and I hang on to the food.

54:39🔗 Guest Yes.

54:39🔗 Caller And I let them struggle.

54:40🔗 Guest Wow.

54:40🔗 Caller And I feel good to feel his power and I reach underneath his shin and his stomach and I push him off the surface.

54:45🔗 Adam Wow. And do you wear the shark tooth choker when you're with the sharks? Because that could freak them out, you know?

54:51🔗 Guest Man, he's such a legend. They let him on airplanes with those things. No problem.

54:54🔗 Adam Oh, really? I just mean in front of the shark. Like, if a guy was wearing a human tooth necklace and he was standing in front of me, I'd be pissed off. I'd be like, hey, those are my brother's teeth, man. What's going on? What's up? But you can, what's the biggest shark you think you've monkeyed with?

55:11🔗 Caller Tiger sharks up to 12 feet, great hammerheads around the same size.

55:16🔗 Adam Here's the thing about fish, too, as you guys know.

55:18🔗 Caller Big bulls.

55:19🔗 Adam You take like a bass that's 14 inches long and go underwater with it, it looks big. Like everything's freakier when you're underwater. I mean, a three-foot shark is freaky when you're underwater.

55:30🔗 Guest First time I went out with Manny, like to go try and ride these great hammerheads, like we were with Manny, he was just chomping away, like ultimately for six hours, just hacking away at me, trying to get sharks to come. And you know, every so often he'd see a shark, you know, at which point we put on our snorkels and dive in, you know, and swim towards the shark. So at one point, like it was just, it was kind of over there. And rather than even say anything, he just, we just see Manny treading water, and he grabs this huge hammerhead and literally like, he just lifts it up out of the ocean. He just showed it to us.

56:02🔗 Caller He came up to the surface with a 10 foot hammerhead in his arms.

56:05🔗 Guest Wow.

56:06🔗 Caller And he's just like, I just wanted to show you guys.

56:09🔗 Adam And hammerheads are one of the most dangerous breeds.

56:12🔗 Guest We love Manny so much.

56:13🔗 Adam And so Manny, have you ever been, obviously you've been bitten, obviously you've had animals turn on you or surprise you. Have you ever, have you lost a finger, anything serious?

56:24🔗 Guest Chunk out of the thigh, right?

56:26🔗 Caller Yeah, I got a loss of a piece of meat from the inside of one of my legs to a shark. I've been bitten by four different kinds of sharks, but never by an alligator. A lot of close calls.

56:36🔗 Drew What do you think about the alligator that got Steve-O today? Should it have taken off some more flesh?

56:40🔗 Caller He's, I've seen another alligator hurt him worse.

56:43🔗 Drew Oh, really?

56:44🔗 Caller Yeah, they can vary their attack, you know, depending on...

56:48🔗 Guest I got away very lucky. For the size of the alligator, I was prepared to lose a lot of my butt.

56:53🔗 Caller That alligator could have done him a lot more damage. Alligators have tremendous pressure and their bite, and that's around the size of the really start cranking down.

57:00🔗 Adam You know what I was thinking? I was just getting weird and philosophical one night, but I was thinking about alligators, and I was talking to Drew about it, which was alligators have been on the planet for 100 million years. Nobody's f'ed with them. Everyone has steered clear of them. Now, in the last six years, every jackass in the world is coming and f'ing with alligators, and alligators got to be like, what the hell is going on? For 100 million years, all we did was float here, and if we wanted to wag our tail around there, we'd just go running. Now we got guys in jockstraps diving on us, big fat Australian guys wrestling us to the ground, like, what is going on? If there's an alligator convention, they'd be like, what is happening? What is going on? We had a run of 150 million years with nothing, and now the last 18 months, it's hell.

57:48🔗 Guest We're getting wrestled all over the place.

57:50🔗 Drew Did you know what happened to Hal? He what?

57:52🔗 Guest Guy what?

57:53🔗 Adam Guy put him to this crazy guy with a beard, put him to sleep?

57:57🔗 Caller What?

57:58🔗 Adam Hal's in therapy right now. He may go gay.

58:03🔗 He may go gay.

58:05🔗 Caller I think everybody's looking for different adrenaline rushes and everything, and people are all of a sudden getting into nature, and everybody wants to be a diver, a woodsman, and they want to see the thrill of getting close to a dangerous wild animal.

58:19🔗 Adam I'm down with the great white and the shark cage and all that, but the swimming with them in the wild is freaky.

58:25🔗 Caller Yeah, but that feels good.

58:27🔗 Drew Without tanks.

58:27🔗 Caller We did something. We filmed with some rattlesnakes the other day, and man, he's got a stick like he's going to handle the snake with a stick. Right when he sees the rattlesnake, he just throws the stick down and clamps it.

58:39🔗 Guest He said he had it in case the rattlesnake was going to try and get away. He was just going to have to get it back, at which point he could throw the stick down and go with his bare hands.

58:48🔗 Adam Did you see, by the way, at the Monterey Aquarium, they got that great white in captivity now.

58:53🔗 Drew He's doing okay, too.

58:54🔗 Adam And the guy's got to, they go down there with that chain mail suit to clean the tank or, you know.

59:00🔗 Caller I was just there, I just saw him.

59:01🔗 Adam I call him. Oh, did you see him?

59:02🔗 Drew What was it like?

59:03🔗 Guest It's really, really cool, because I didn't know he was there and I walked in and it was coming right towards me. I'm like, oh my God, it's a great white, because I'd never seen him. It was like seeing a famous person.

59:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

59:11🔗 Caller It just ate two of the sharks.

59:12🔗 Adam Two Marlon Brando in the tank or something.

59:15🔗 Caller It just killed two sharks in the last couple of weeks.

59:18🔗 Adam Yeah, they eat.

59:19🔗 Guest What's your opinion of keeping a great white in captivity? That sucks, right? Well, not really.

59:24🔗 Caller I think it's okay because people get to see it and learn from it. Maybe the animals get, the more people are interested in, the more people are keeping from becoming extinct. People were interested in, these things belong to everybody. So they decorate the planet.

59:42🔗 Guest I'm an animal expert, but I just can't stand zoos.

59:44🔗 Adam Steve-O decorated the office last time.

59:48🔗 Guest We really overdid it. I kind of feel like we owe an apology.

59:51🔗 Drew He also decorated that gay guy.

59:53🔗 Adam He's part of the comforter for Ramona, too. Let me say this about Manny. Well, I actually watched a video today with the guys going down and swimming with this great white at the Monterey Aquarium, and they were put on chain suits to go down and do it, but I thought, what pussies. Manny could go down in a Speedo, and first off, delight the throngs of school kids that were there watching.

1:00:19🔗 Drew We'll flip the shark over and scratch its belly.

1:00:21🔗 Adam Scratch its belly, but just Manny underwater in a Speedo would be nice for the ninth graders that were visiting from local junior high. That would be awesome. But would you go down with that great white in a Speedo?

1:00:34🔗 Caller I'll go in with any shark, anytime, any place. And what I do is I try to get the shark to come as close to me as possible so I can touch it and interact with it. And it's easy to stop an attacking shark.

1:00:45🔗 Guest How?

1:00:46🔗 Drew Get in the nose?

1:00:47🔗 Caller No, anything, any movement you make at it, he thinks you're going to bite and they tend to scare. If you act aggressive towards him, you scare him. Which I don't do that because I don't want the shark to leave.

1:00:56🔗 Guest Right.

1:00:56🔗 Caller And I'm trying to keep him around me, you know. If they're trying to bite me really, really hard, then I'll block, you know.

1:01:03🔗 Adam Do you think that obviously animals communicate or have abilities that sort of transcend our own hearing and sight, you know, their intuitive or instinct or whatever? Do you feel like the animals pick something off, pick something up off of you? I mean, your vibe, you're not scared or you're not there to hurt them or any of that kind of stuff?

1:01:25🔗 Caller They learn very quickly and figure you out real quickly. If you got a food form, then they know you got it. If you're a threat to them, then they learn to fear you. Right. So you kind of dictate their behavior. People say in Florida, alligators have a natural fear of humans. They don't have a natural fear of humans. That was caused by humans shooting out of guns for too many years. Right. Normally, their instinct would be to try to go after a person and eat them. Nobody in the world wants to hear that. Everybody's negative for me to say that. But if you look at the history in Florida, they were eating Indians by the time when the first Europeans landed there. Alligators would attack Indian villages in broad daylight. The thing that the settlers shot at them so many times in so many years, that they learned and genetically, we removed the more aggressive ones out of the pack, yeah.

1:02:10🔗 Adam Well, that's interesting. So the ones that came and tried to do a little feasting on Whitey or the Indians got shot and they got moved. They didn't have aggressive kids. We'll start doing that.

1:02:23🔗 Caller That's my theory. I know that too is, I'm only interested in usually predatory animals that attack humans and stuff like that. I really never studied like manatees and things like that.

1:02:33🔗 Guest Yeah, because it's all about the glory. I think it's about the glory.

1:02:37🔗 Drew You want the thrill of going in with them?

1:02:38🔗 Caller It's the thrill, the challenge, the predator. It's testosterone.

1:02:42🔗 Adam Here's the thing too, you want to study a manatee, you just study, it's like studying a fat lesbian.

1:02:47🔗 Caller Yeah, manatees are lame.

1:02:49🔗 Adam That's nothing.

1:02:51🔗 Caller Dude to study manatees and tufts like that, they don't get any chicks.

1:02:55🔗 Adam No, no.

1:02:55🔗 Caller If you want women, you got to be a manatee.

1:02:58🔗 Drew Adam, right to focus now.

1:03:00🔗 Adam That's right.

1:03:00🔗 Drew Got it.

1:03:01🔗 Adam Speedo, shark tooth, choker, ponytail, chicks know what they're dealing with.

1:03:07🔗 Caller That manatee, hippie guy, he's not in the high STD risk category.

1:03:13🔗 Adam He ain't into chicks, that dude, by the way. He's into other dudes, occasional manatee and Steve-O.

1:03:18🔗 Caller I'll be castrated.

1:03:20🔗 Adam Yeah. So Manny, what's the biggest, now you ever been in with a great white, like a big great white shark?

1:03:26🔗 Caller I haven't been in with great whites, but I've been with large makles, which are the cousins of the great white, and they're faster, very aggressive.

1:03:33🔗 Adam Yeah, they're scary looking too.

1:03:35🔗 Caller Yeah, they try to bite your ankles too. Oh, really? Yeah. When you bring them in, they get really aggressive and fearless. They live in an open ocean. They attack swordfish for living.

1:03:44🔗 Adam Oh, is that what they eat?

1:03:45🔗 Caller Yeah, which are extremely dangerous fish. So, the animal has to be very smart and very calculating in its attack and stride.

1:03:52🔗 Drew Why is the swordfish so dangerous?

1:03:53🔗 Adam They got a sword. First off, they got the word sword right in it.

1:03:56🔗 Guest What do you want to know?

1:03:58🔗 Adam You want to claim for a fish?

1:03:59🔗 Caller Yeah, they don't stab just about anybody or anything that comes near them.

1:04:04🔗 Adam Swordfish would go right through, you know? No problem, right?

1:04:07🔗 Caller I was going to go dive great whites off of Southern California, but none of the boat captains want to put me on their boat and take me down there. I really...

1:04:14🔗 Drew Because of the swordfish?

1:04:16🔗 Guest No, no, for the great whites.

1:04:18🔗 Caller They won't let me swim with a great white.

1:04:20🔗 Guest They got killed.

1:04:20🔗 Caller Yeah. Liability, they're all like, hey dudes, take me out. I had a guy that says, man, I'm taking you to the swim of great whites and you don't know the boat called in and said, no way, no way.

1:04:29🔗 Adam Don't do it.

1:04:29🔗 Caller Many and Mark are not coming on that boat.

1:04:31🔗 Adam Yeah, well they have the ones over there that come up from the bottom and do that cresting thing.

1:04:37🔗 Drew They all kind of do that, right?

1:04:39🔗 Adam That's how they feed. But these ones especially in Northern California do this whole thing where they attack the seals that way. They just come down and they come straight up and they come sailing into the air like 8, 10 feet in the air. They completely get out of the water, which is crazy for two. Yeah, they breach for 2,000 pound animal.

1:04:59🔗 Drew With a 500 pound seal in its mouth.

1:05:01🔗 Adam They oftentimes, sometimes they just knock it out of the way.

1:05:04🔗 Guest No, it's the Pacific. It's the Pacific great white sharks, they eat the big 500 pounders. Over in South Africa, they eat the, that's where they do the jumping, the ditch really.

1:05:12🔗 Adam Oh, I think they do the jumping in Northern California, the breaching in Northern California too.

1:05:17🔗 Guest They were able to get them too, but what they naturally hunt for, it doesn't swim at the surface.

1:05:23🔗 Caller They hunt elephant seals, which are, the bigger great whites go out to the elephant seals. By the way, the mako jumps 20 feet into the air.

1:05:30🔗 Adam Oh, really? Yeah, they're sleeker, they're lighter.

1:05:34🔗 Caller They're the fastest shark there is. The adult mako is really fat, but his face is sharper. He doesn't carry as much front weight as a great white. He's got more meat towards your rear to give him more propulsion.

1:05:43🔗 Caller But Manny, which one is the most aggressive shark of all the sharks?

1:05:46🔗 Caller To me, I mean, it depends on their day. I've had very aggressive behavior from bull sharks. I got attacked by six bull sharks for a half hour nonstop one day, and I had no food for them or nothing. It was just an all out attack.

1:05:58🔗 Adam What would you do?

1:05:59🔗 Caller Nothing.

1:06:00🔗 Guest I just want to ask Manny.

1:06:02🔗 Adam How do you defend them off?

1:06:04🔗 Caller By attacking them, scaring them. Not that I'm going to physically hurt them, just every time I go after them, they back off, and then they come after me again. It was just a dog game. It went on for a half hour until the bull finally picked me up. They would not let up on it. They were determined to have me, and it was six of them. They were ganging up on me, and they were trying to have me. I also work a lot with the tiger shark, which is the most man-eating shark there is.

1:06:25🔗 Adam They're the ones that are the cause of all the accidents.

1:06:28🔗 Guest The ones with no arms are all tiger sharks.

1:06:30🔗 Caller He actually put a tiger shark to sleep.

1:06:32🔗 Caller No, I tried. No, I rolled the tiger shark on his back one time to see if he had, you know, tried to put him in tonic immobility. As he swam by, I grabbed and rolled him, and he took off with me, you know, holding onto him. Yeah, as he was swimming upside down. And, you know, I just let him go. But I can put a shark in tonic immobility, but it's not, if it's a fresh shark just free-swimming in the ocean, it's not that easy to do. You got to pin it just right.

1:06:55🔗 Guest Sure.

1:06:56🔗 Caller I've done it with hammerheads, lemons and silky sharks.

1:06:59🔗 Guest Oh, my God. The best is when they've got they go on the boat and they find like a humongous like lemon shark and they like track it. They pace by it side by side. And then Manny jumps off the boat and lands on the back of the lemon shark and then stands up and picks him up in the air. It's called shark jumping.

1:07:17🔗 Caller Yeah, we used to do shark jumping. My partner, Mark Reckley, came up with that invention.

1:07:23🔗 Guest Don't say partner.

1:07:24🔗 Adam Yeah, that means gay.

1:07:27🔗 Caller Well, the extreme cameraman, he came up with that idea. But we used to use the boat to track the sharks that way. And plus, the sharks would get so mad, they'd start attacking the boat. And when you jump in there, you know, I got my thumb almost bit off doing that. By the way, I had to put my hand inside the mouth of a lemon shark to pry it open. Cut my hands and get my thumb out.

1:07:46🔗 Adam Yeah, look, for the amount of animals you're effing with, you're in a remarkable shape. I mean, you could be missing, you know, fingers and toes and a nose. I mean, for the amount of alligators and sharks and rattlesnakes you've been effing with for the last 30 years.

1:08:00🔗 Caller I go with the grace of God.

1:08:01🔗 Adam Good, yeah, all right.

1:08:02🔗 Guest So, so, Manny, hold on a second. My question, I just want to ask Manny this. If you were to one day be with a shark and just absolutely be just killed, just torn to bits and dead, would that be a peaceful death? Like, you know, like you love sharks so much.

1:08:19🔗 Caller I don't really think of that. I don't want to have a peaceful death of any kind. I don't want to be torn up by a shark. Another thing, we don't do the shark jumps anymore. We intercept the sharks from underwater. Like, I really don't catch sharks. But like one time in California, I had caught a mako, just to see what it was like. And I lured him in and I hand tackled him. And it was like hanging on to an outboard motor until a shark got tired. We checked him out, then I released him and he took off.

1:08:46🔗 Guest Man, we love man.

1:08:47🔗 Adam It would be one of the things where we would go, he died doing what he loved.

1:08:50🔗 Guest Yeah, exactly. See, that's what I was meant to say.

1:08:52🔗 Adam Until what he loved ate him, which doesn't normally happen. Like, I love cooking, but it would never, I would never be eaten by like the Pillsbury Joe boy.

1:09:00🔗 Guest I think that's very well said, Adam.

1:09:01🔗 Adam Thank you. Ashley?

1:09:03🔗 Drew Yes?

1:09:03🔗 Adam You're 19? What's happening?

1:09:06🔗 Drew You had a comment to make 25 minutes ago. Go ahead.

1:09:10🔗 Adam That's right.

1:09:11🔗 Actually, it was just, you guys are cracking me out talking about like the porn videos and stuff you watch about the girls and like what it tastes like and stuff.

1:09:20🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:09:20🔗 Do you really want to know?

1:09:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:09:23🔗 Guest Sorry so you swallow.

1:09:26🔗 Now I get you guys curious, huh? Well.

1:09:28🔗 Adam Well, you don't have to tell Chris.

1:09:31🔗 Caller Come on, guys.

1:09:32🔗 Drew Admit it.

1:09:32🔗 Caller You've tasted it.

1:09:35🔗 Guest Yeah, but not a scoop, dude.

1:09:36🔗 Caller I see you turning red over there, Dr. Drew.

1:09:39🔗 Drew It's red if that's a little nausea.

1:09:42🔗 Adam A little shot on a trisket does not is not the same as a ladle full like you.

1:09:46🔗 Guest It was a scoop.

1:09:47🔗 Guest It was a scoop.

1:09:49🔗 All right.

1:09:50🔗 Adam All right. Ashley, it's not good or is it better than than we thought?

1:09:54🔗 Caller It's not good. I mean, when you're I'm going to say like when you're in like an intimate moment like that, you don't really think about it.

1:10:00🔗 Adam Right.

1:10:00🔗 Guest Exactly.

1:10:01🔗 Adam That's right.

1:10:02🔗 Guest You don't think about it, baby.

1:10:04🔗 Adam That's right.

1:10:05🔗 Guest All right.

1:10:06🔗 Adam Ashley, did you have a did you have a problem with your boyfriend that you want to talk about or are you cool?

1:10:11🔗 Caller Yeah, actually I did. We just there's me and him. We went out for like a year and a half and we're he's like one of me. He's like my best friend. We just were together all the time. It just sometimes like we have these situations where like he'll get so mad and he won't like hit me or like touch me to hurt me. But he'll push me away from him. And sometimes like guys don't know their own strength and he'll he'll just push me and he'll not back me down and then.

1:10:36🔗 Adam Well, and why are you coming after him? Or where is he? Is he coming after you?

1:10:41🔗 Caller Well, what happens? We'll get into just an argument about something. He's so stubborn and he's like, I don't want to talk about it. He'll just walk away. And it's usually when we're out and like some kind of social gathering, like we're like be at a bar or something.

1:10:54🔗 Guest And he'll get all like, you know what, Ashley, I think you should cheat on him.

1:10:59🔗 Caller Yeah, as punishment. That's not knowing his own strength.

1:11:02🔗 Drew And otherwise you're doing well in the relationship. You feel good about it?

1:11:05🔗 Caller Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's everything's fine other than that. But it's not always just like, you know, drunken bar scenes. This happens even when sometimes it's more sober. It's just he's so stubborn. He always walks away from an argument or something.

1:11:18🔗 Adam All right. But hold on a second.

1:11:19🔗 Guest Yeah, see walk away, I think is two words that people need to learn a lot of the time. Just walk away, dude.

1:11:25🔗 Adam Ashley is a little bit of a fire starter because he's walking away and then it's getting to the point where he shoves her because so she's getting in his way.

1:11:32🔗 Caller The word the man should do is walk away.

1:11:34🔗 Guest Yeah, just walk away.

1:11:35🔗 Guest Exactly.

1:11:36🔗 Adam Ashley, what's up with you? Something's going on with you. Where's your dad?

1:11:39🔗 Guest Is she with Joseph?

1:11:40🔗 Adam What's happening?

1:11:42🔗 Caller Oh, no, I've got a happy, healthy family. They're all here, but I was just wondering with him, like he had a divorce in his family when he was younger and his mom's kind of like, kind of in that middle age, like seeing where he's been throughout.

1:11:58🔗 Guest Come on, you're talking to a bunch of guys in their middle age, baby, mellow out.

1:12:03🔗 Adam Ashley, look, him putting his hands on you isn't right. On the other hand, I can just hear in your voice, you antagonize him a little bit when he's trying to avoid this situation.

1:12:12🔗 Guest I pick up on that too.

1:12:13🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:13🔗 Guest Me too.

1:12:13🔗 Adam See, you're calling him stubborn and pig headed, and he tries to walk away. Let him walk away.

1:12:18🔗 Guest Yeah, exactly.

1:12:18🔗 Adam Then he wants to walk away.

1:12:19🔗 Guest Well, I bet some more people should do his walk away. That's my tactic.

1:12:22🔗 Caller The thing, well, the thing is is that I'm, he, yeah, you're right, he shouldn't put his hands on me at all, but he does it. He'll push me down or something. And then I like, just recently he did this outside of a bar, and like a bunch of people saw him and stuff. And like there's, I had a huge bruise all along.

1:12:38🔗 Guest Thank God Chris Pontius wasn't there.

1:12:40🔗 Caller Yeah, but, but.

1:12:41🔗 Caller He told me it was the sidewalk's fault.

1:12:45🔗 Adam All right.

1:12:45🔗 Caller Well, look.

1:12:47🔗 Adam Oh, he threw a lamp at you.

1:12:48🔗 Drew Oh, forget it then.

1:12:49🔗 Caller He had a work truck and he ran out of the truck and throwing stuff at me. And I'm like, it's just, he just gets, I mean.

1:12:55🔗 Drew Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

1:12:57🔗 Adam See, it started off as him trying to walk away from an argument, you getting in his grill and him pushing you aside basically. And now he's throwing furniture at you.

1:13:07🔗 Drew And then he throws a lamp, which to me suggests he picks up a lamp off a coffee table and heaves it.

1:13:12🔗 Guest No, it was not the work truck.

1:13:13🔗 Drew But now he's actually just dumping furniture off a truck and one happens to fly by her, right?

1:13:18🔗 Adam Yeah, by the way, world's worst mover, this guy. Like, what happened to my lamp? I threw it at my girlfriend.

1:13:24🔗 Caller Wow.

1:13:25🔗 Caller It takes two to tango, Ashley.

1:13:27🔗 Adam World's angriest college student movers, starving, angry college student movers. So, Ashley.

1:13:34🔗 Guest The question is, how much does she have to antagonize the guy to get him to throw stuff?

1:13:38🔗 Adam Here's the thing, he was divorced already? How old is he?

1:13:42🔗 Guest No, no, she had a divorce in his family.

1:13:44🔗 Caller No, I'm sorry, he had a divorce in his family.

1:13:45🔗 Adam That's right. No, you're right. That's right. All right. Here's the deal. This guy sounds now like he has a volatile temper. It also sounds like you like dancing with him. And people, now, this is a weird thing, but-

1:13:57🔗 Guest The negativity is what makes relationships last the longest.

1:14:01🔗 Adam Look, most people in relationships, when they have a complaint about the other person, there is a component that they're involved in. When you say, my old lady does this all the time, there's a part of you that gets her to do that all the time, and vice versa. So he's volatile, she antagonizes him, and brings out that volatility-

1:14:23🔗 Guest And the relationship thrives on negativity.

1:14:25🔗 Adam Right, someone's gonna get hurt, though. And that person's gonna be manning.

1:14:28🔗 Guest How many-

1:14:29🔗 Adam Because one of those bears or sharks, something's gonna eat him one day.

1:14:32🔗 Guest Ashley, is your relationship the kind where you guys break up and get back together all the time? Because that's where- What do you think?

1:14:38🔗 Adam Do you just break up and get back together?

1:14:40🔗 Guest How many times have you guys broken up and gotten back together?

1:14:43🔗 Caller No, we've never, actually we've never broken up.

1:14:45🔗 Adam All right, how long have you been together?

1:14:47🔗 Caller Excuse me, about a year and a half.

1:14:49🔗 Adam All right, look, I think you guys should break up.

1:14:52🔗 Drew She's 19.

1:14:53🔗 Adam Yeah, she's 19, forget it. It didn't work out.

1:14:55🔗 Drew You should be dating guys and getting to know them.

1:14:57🔗 Guest Yeah, you should be related. Variety's the spice of life, baby.

1:15:00🔗 Drew Well, it's not even that so much as you really don't know who you are and what you need in a relationship so you've been out there sort of tried to go out with a character that really likes to antagonize me.

1:15:09🔗 Adam Right. What happened?

1:15:11🔗 Caller She's now single and penniless.

1:15:12🔗 Adam That's right.

1:15:14🔗 Drew That brings up a good point. Yeah. Manny, how come no bears?

1:15:17🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:15:19🔗 Caller I do interact with bears, actually.

1:15:21🔗 Drew Cats, you didn't mention cats either.

1:15:24🔗 Caller It's hard to get in to make this kind of contact with the cats, but I haven't had my chance, but with the bears, I got in with a bear swimming one time and I got behind, I started petting the bear in the water. I swam with grizzly bears in Alaska with the Wildboyz.

1:15:36🔗 Drew Wow. And would kill the whales. You only interact with animals in water?

1:15:40🔗 Caller No, I went out recently in the woods and I got close enough to bears so the bears would do attacks and mark charges on me, so my bro could get it on video of bears attacking and demonstrate how a bear attacks a person. Usually they make this mad rush and he stops like a few feet in front of you and hisses and slaps the ground, but at that time it kind of like jars your system when he does that.

1:16:01🔗 Adam And if you turn and run he'll just keep coming?

1:16:04🔗 Caller Very likely, so you kind of like your instinct is to jump back but you turn around and face him real quick and like the male, the female attacks, usually a female does it, attacks a male bear when she's got cubs and when the male bear takes off running she runs after him full blast. If he holds his ground she hesitates a little more on her attack, but the ferocity of a bear is incredible. It was genetically again the more aggressive females like that are the ones who protect the young so that gene has passed on over generations making the bears extremely ferocious.

1:16:31🔗 Drew It is nice the way he looks at these things, he's very truthful.

1:16:36🔗 Caller Nature does not reward cowards.

1:16:37🔗 Drew But there's also no sort of fantasy involved, no myth, it's just evolution, evolutionary pressure, that's all you got.

1:16:45🔗 Adam Is the Kodiak the most dangerous or you think the Grizzly is?

1:16:49🔗 Caller Well, the Kodiak and the Grizzly are in the brown, they're brown bears. The Grizzly is almost like, it's a brown bear, it's like a, I would say a sub-species, but it's practically the same bear. The black bear and the brown bear, two different ones. The black bear is more unpredictable. And they're more in contact with humans, so most attacks done on humans are done by black bears. Both have eaten, killed and eaten people before. Now the Kodiak is the largest of the Grizzlies of the brown bears, if you want to say. The brown bear is found from Eastern Europe all the way to Western North America.

1:17:21🔗 Drew Now we can add chimpanzees to your list of animals you need to get involved with.

1:17:24🔗 Caller Yeah, now you gotta understand the largest carnivore land, mammal carnivore on the planet, is the Kodiak or Aleutian bear, that coastal brown bear over there. They can get up to like 1,500 pounds.

1:17:34🔗 Adam What about, wow, we gotta take a break, but I'll tell you, the most dangerous prey of all, Drew, man, I like those movies when they would do that. The hunter, he wants the ultimate prey.

1:17:47🔗 Drew Man, it's like, really?

1:17:49🔗 Adam The guy in the jeans and the sweat jacket, not the polar bear, not the shark, nothing? Man?

1:17:55🔗 Guest I think I can answer your question, though. Like, Manny's not interested in the animals that are in captivity, so that's why you're not gonna see him with big cats because they're just too hard to track down from here.

1:18:05🔗 Adam Manny Puig is here tonight. He's the mentor and the muse of the Wildboyz.

1:18:11🔗 Guest Makes Tarzan look like a pussy.

1:18:12🔗 Adam Yeah, they're here. Chris Pontius, Steve-O in here.

1:18:15🔗 Drew Aquaman, equal.

1:18:17🔗 Guest Yeah, I don't know, man.

1:18:19🔗 Caller It's kind of like if you mixed Tarzan and Aquaman, but they were way radder.

1:18:23🔗 Adam Yeah, it's hot. He's got a beard and a long hair. It's like Aquaman meets Aqualung. Yeah, a little Jeff West hole. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:18:37🔗 Guest Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:18:40🔗 Guest We'll be right back.

1:18:54🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. The Wildboyz are here. Chris Pontius, Steve-O, and Manny Puig is here. He is their, well, I guess he's sort of the Wrangler, their muse, their mentor, the father figure. He goes out, he rides sharks, he wrestles bears, he wrestles, he puts alligators to sleep. He's a man amongst men.

1:19:18🔗 Guest He's never been wrong.

1:19:19🔗 Adam He's never been wrong.

1:19:22🔗 Guest He's a man, he's the best guy there is, you know.

1:19:25🔗 Adam And is, so I want to talk about the polar bear.

1:19:28🔗 Guest Oh, and he doesn't put out.

1:19:30🔗 Adam Oh, he doesn't.

1:19:30🔗 Guest He doesn't. I mean, the women absolutely flock to Manny. Oh, yeah. You know, he's got this amazing story about this one time he was at a campsite and this girl invited him into her sleeping bag. And she couldn't even get his zipper down, he said, and he exploded. That's true, right, Manny?

1:19:53🔗 Caller Yeah, that is true.

1:19:53🔗 Caller He's a man. Yes, he's a passionate, very passionate man.

1:19:57🔗 Guest He's the best. But for the most part, you know, for all the women that Manny could get, I'm telling you, like when we go to a nightclub or something like that, like we put Manny right at the front, he's so recognizable. And people just genuinely love him so much. He could get so many women. But how many times have you been laid in the last two years, Manny?

1:20:17🔗 Caller Not too often. I do get into it sometimes. I never really plan on it. It kind of happens.

1:20:23🔗 Caller He's more to catch and release.

1:20:25🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:20:26🔗 Caller I want to check everybody out. So I made these little shark cards with my name and phone number on them. And I hand them to the chicks by the hundreds and thousands. And then I see how many call back.

1:20:34🔗 Adam Is there a picture of you on there with the shark in the Speedo? Can I see that?

1:20:39🔗 Guest Yes. You're going to get the card without the number because you're a dude.

1:20:42🔗 Adam Well, no, pass it along to my sister. She's married, man.

1:20:49🔗 Caller And once we're kids, the make of shark is for the kids.

1:20:51🔗 Guest The phone number is for the hot chicks.

1:20:53🔗 Caller Wow, look at that.

1:20:53🔗 Guest And then he gives these out all day long.

1:20:56🔗 Caller The kids will be calling you. So I get to the hot chicks call. And then a certain percentage of them call, then you filter down to see what boils down to an actual date. And I deal in volumes.

1:21:06🔗 Caller Speedo.

1:21:09🔗 Adam Yeah, Speedo's painted on.

1:21:10🔗 Drew Look at that. Nice.

1:21:11🔗 Adam That's a little better. Nice.

1:21:13🔗 Guest Yeah, finally got many of the thongs. Wow.

1:21:16🔗 Adam I'll tell you, Mako sharks are some of this. Their mouths are the scariest. They have teeth upon teeth upon teeth.

1:21:22🔗 Guest Well, now all sharks have teeth upon teeth, but the Mako's actual teeth come out like horizontal teeth.

1:21:26🔗 Adam It looks like gray white, though.

1:21:27🔗 Caller Yeah, they look identical, but the teeth are different.

1:21:31🔗 Adam They have a smaller head.

1:21:32🔗 Guest Teeth come out horizontally.

1:21:33🔗 Caller Sharper face. These are the teeth of the Mako right here.

1:21:36🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, it would be like putting your... It's like a cactus coming at you. Yeah. To me, the animal that looks the cuddliest and it is the most ferocious is the polar bear. Like you see a polar bear on one of these nature channels, you want to jump up and hug it. Like you just want to wrestle it and cuddle with it. They look sweet. They got those huge paws and that little head. They're all kind of... They lumber along. They got that weird little tail on them. They look sweet, but I hear they're very vicious. But the thing that's crazy about a polar bear is polar bear jumps off the iceberg, swims around in the Arctic frozen water for an hour, and then climbs back up on the iceberg and falls asleep.

1:22:18🔗 Guest What crazy? How does that work though? You know, it's even crazier than that. When we were in Alaska, they actually had signs up saying that, you know, like at this time of year, you know, like different plots of land will actually be frozen together by ice. Right. And they actually had signs of warning that, you know, certain areas are frozen enough that polar bears can come down, you know, across the ice, because it's not water, you know.

1:22:40🔗 Adam Right. Right.

1:22:41🔗 Guest And that's pretty creepy.

1:22:42🔗 Adam And they swim. I think polar bears swim out to sea quite a way sometimes, looking for food and that stuff.

1:22:48🔗 Caller They're very aquatic. I haven't been with one, but that's the only bear. You know, the one bear I'm looking forward to.

1:22:53🔗 Guest Manny hates cold weather.

1:22:54🔗 Caller To swim in with.

1:22:55🔗 Adam Wow, that Speedo is not going to cut it.

1:22:59🔗 Caller I put on a thick wetsuit.

1:23:02🔗 Adam I'm picturing Manny like a wetsuit Speedo. It's four inches thick, but it's the same size.

1:23:08🔗 Caller It covers nipples.

1:23:09🔗 Adam It's right in their hearts.

1:23:10🔗 Caller It only covers the vital organ. Nice.

1:23:14🔗 Adam Let me tell you something about Manny. You got that accent, so you can wear Speedo anywhere. You can wear Speedo at a funeral. What is the accent?

1:23:22🔗 Caller Yeah, Cuban.

1:23:23🔗 Adam You can wear Speedo. That's your license. Like a black guy can wear whatever hat he wants. If you got an accent, you can wear Speedo. White guy with no accent, we can't do Speedos or crazy hats.

1:23:34🔗 Caller No.

1:23:35🔗 Adam We're screwed.

1:23:36🔗 Caller If we do, people call us gay.

1:23:38🔗 Guest Right.

1:23:40🔗 Adam Black guy can wear a top hat, no problem. Guy with an accent can wear Speedo to a wedding. No questions asked. White guy, we got nothing. We got cutoffs and maybe a yarmulke once in a while.

1:23:52🔗 Guest We're not even allowed to dance, for God's sake.

1:23:54🔗 Guest We can't dance.

1:23:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:23:56🔗 Drew It's not about not being allowed, it's about not being able.

1:23:59🔗 Guest Yeah, that's true.

1:24:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:24:00🔗 Guest Rob?

1:24:02🔗 Caller Eventually, nature will weed us out.

1:24:05🔗 Adam Yeah, man. He's right. Rob, you're 18?

1:24:08🔗 Caller Yeah. Hi. How are you doing?

1:24:10🔗 Adam Good. What's up?

1:24:13🔗 Caller I have about 10 months sober and I'm dating a girl. I saw her on the program. She's got about seven months sober.

1:24:19🔗 Guest And you say 19?

1:24:21🔗 Drew How long sober?

1:24:22🔗 Adam 18.

1:24:23🔗 Drew And you were sober how long?

1:24:25🔗 Adam Ten months.

1:24:25🔗 Caller Ten months.

1:24:26🔗 Drew Ten months. And you started dating the girl how long ago?

1:24:29🔗 Caller I've been dating the girl for like three months.

1:24:31🔗 Drew All right. So, already your sobriety is sort of in question, right? You're not supposed to start new relationships for the first year.

1:24:37🔗 Guest Drugs of Choice?

1:24:39🔗 Caller Right. You know, it's a little hard being 18 and you know, not...

1:24:44🔗 Drew Yeah, understood.

1:24:45🔗 Guest What's the drug of choice?

1:24:47🔗 Guest Speed.

1:24:48🔗 Guest Oh, all right.

1:24:49🔗 Adam Fantastic.

1:24:50🔗 Drew How about for your girlfriend?

1:24:51🔗 Caller How old is she? She's 21.

1:24:53🔗 Drew No, no. What was her drug of choice?

1:24:54🔗 Caller What was her drug of choice? Alcohol, pot.

1:24:56🔗 Drew Okay. And what's your question?

1:25:00🔗 Caller Pretty much my sex drive is non-existent. You know, and this has been something that's arisen in like the past month, you know.

1:25:08🔗 Guest What was the adjective there? Non-existent.

1:25:10🔗 Drew Non-existent.

1:25:11🔗 Guest Oh, non-existent.

1:25:12🔗 Drew Are you on any medication now?

1:25:13🔗 Caller No, I'm on no medication. And I don't know if it, you know, has to do with the...

1:25:17🔗 Guest You're certainly not on speed.

1:25:19🔗 Drew Were you on some recently?

1:25:20🔗 Guest Had you been on some?

1:25:21🔗 Caller No, no. Are you depressed? No. I mean, I totally like... Otherwise, I feel fine, you know. And I don't know if it's, you know, if it has to do with just like, you know, my sobriety or if it has to do with her, but it's like, you know, we hang out and I'm trying to sleep and she's trying to get laid and it's just...

1:25:40🔗 Guest Are you jerking off thinking about other girls?

1:25:42🔗 Caller Uh, no.

1:25:45🔗 Guest That could be a problem. All right.

1:25:46🔗 Adam So there's nothing... It's totally abnormal for an 18-year-old not to do it.

1:25:51🔗 Caller Well, I mean, yeah.

1:25:53🔗 Guest All right.

1:25:53🔗 Adam It sounds depressed, but also sounds like maybe this ain't the one for you.

1:25:58🔗 Caller Right.

1:25:59🔗 Adam I mean, when you're 18, you've been with someone for a few months, you ain't into screwing them. Maybe it's just that's just nature telling you to move on.

1:26:05🔗 Guest That changes up to your varieties of spice of life.

1:26:08🔗 Drew You've gone from what to what? What are you guys doing now?

1:26:11🔗 Caller I mean, we were having sex on a daily basis, so now it's like maybe three times a week.

1:26:17🔗 Caller If you want to keep the relationship, you can change it up. If she's got a Brazilian waxing going, have her grow a 70s bush.

1:26:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:26:23🔗 Drew By the way, he's not...

1:26:24🔗 Adam He's been with a stranger. Three days a week.

1:26:26🔗 Drew That's a high rate still.

1:26:27🔗 Adam You've gone from...

1:26:28🔗 Guest Oh, man.

1:26:30🔗 Drew Yeah, you've gone from a new relationship to an established relationship, basically.

1:26:34🔗 Adam Yeah. Look, everyone does this thing. First off, you bang the bejesus out of everyone you meet. That's the whole plan.

1:26:40🔗 Guest Yeah, that's what I do.

1:26:42🔗 Adam That's what Steve-O does.

1:26:43🔗 Drew That's what... The hermaphrodite and Steve-O, that's what happens. What are you going to do?

1:26:47🔗 Guest Living, living.

1:26:48🔗 Adam You have to sort of bang the last guy out of them. I hate to say it, but it's like a rag that needs rinsing and lots of rinsing and squeezing and soaping, you know. You have to have so much sex with them that you actually knock the last penis out of them. You do that at the beginning. Plus, a new broom sweeps clean, as they say. You're anxious, you know, it's like your first day on the job. Eventually, you settle into a rhythm, and that's a couple days a week, and that's fine. That's perfect. But you can't compare yourself at month eight to week two.

1:27:20🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Yeah, and you guys got to try some of that freaky stuff.

1:27:23🔗 Guest Hey, I love Twinkies, man, but I can't live on just Twinkies, you know what I mean?

1:27:27🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, but he will put his cream filling inside another guy.

1:27:32🔗 Caller I'll tell you that.

1:27:34🔗 Guest Well, okay.

1:27:34🔗 Adam Jessica? Jessica?

1:27:37🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:27:38🔗 Adam Oh, you're the hooker therapist that called us two months ago?

1:27:41🔗 Guest Yeah, but one of you guys didn't like very much.

1:27:43🔗 Drew Wait, why didn't we like it? It's not about like you. Oh, it's not about like you. It's about boundary issues. Yeah, it's about boundary issues.

1:27:51🔗 Adam All right, do you have a quiet? Okay. Ask your shark question.

1:27:57🔗 Guest Yes.

1:27:57🔗 Guest I have a question about, I've been learning to surf and there's a place in Mexico where I go down and it's in the Bay of Banderas. My friends, a bunch of guys that I surf with, tell me that it's totally safe there and that there aren't sharks because there's like a coral reef with dolphins and that dolphins are aggressors towards sharks. I've been believing that.

1:28:19🔗 Guest Yeah, that's not true. Being a surfer that gets attacked by a shark is like winning the lottery, you know?

1:28:24🔗 Guest It's very rare.

1:28:26🔗 Adam Very rare.

1:28:27🔗 Caller Right. Dolphins and sharks hunt together. A lot of times some of the sharks actually eat the dolphins but we have a video of a confrontation between sharks and dolphins. It was a black-tipped shark. It's a small shark and it's actually the shark attacks on most people right now and they push the dolphins back. Oh really? Yeah, when they went to frenzy, the dolphins didn't want no part of their frenzy. They back off of that atrocity.

1:28:49🔗 Adam No, it's really, it's, yeah, it's really the dolphins are the college students and the sharks are like the gangbangers.

1:28:56🔗 Caller Exactly, they're smarter and they go, we don't want no part of it.

1:28:59🔗 Guest You're on fire, Drew, on fire.

1:29:00🔗 Caller Yeah, you're really, yeah, that was smart.

1:29:02🔗 Adam You got some gangbangers all pulpy.

1:29:04🔗 Guest I'm in Adam, I'm driving.

1:29:05🔗 Adam All beaked up on Colt 45. You're not going to have this guy, oh, he's smarter than him, he's going to outwit him. You know, I'll tell you what smart gets you. I'm getting the F away from this nut job.

1:29:13🔗 Guest Exactly, walk away, walk away. Right.

1:29:16🔗 Caller You are so right about that, that's exactly the way it is and you picked up on it real quick, you're smart about that.

1:29:22🔗 Adam I'm smart as a dolphin.

1:29:24🔗 Guest And, maybe smart.

1:29:26🔗 Caller Surfers are number one shark attack victim and the best place in the world to get attacked by a...

1:29:31🔗 Guest Winning the lottery.

1:29:32🔗 Caller Of your surfer to get attacked by a shark is off New Smyrna Beach in Florida.

1:29:35🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:29:36🔗 Caller That is shark attack capital of the world.

1:29:37🔗 Drew But this woman is saying though that she's not worrying because of the reef and the dolphin, so that's just completely ridiculous.

1:29:42🔗 Caller So she can get attacked there by a shark?

1:29:44🔗 Adam Yeah, but Mexico is not a water that you hear a lot about shark attacks in. Is it?

1:29:50🔗 Caller Is she on the Atlantic or, I mean, on the Gulf side or the Pacific?

1:29:55🔗 Guest On the Pacific side, the west coast, but I also surf in Washington and I know there are great whites here, but it's really infrequent that there are attacks here.

1:30:03🔗 Guest The vibe I get is that all the surfer dudes are just trying to get this girl killed by sharks.

1:30:07🔗 Adam Yeah. Actually, probably get her to Mexico and have a little group sex with her.

1:30:14🔗 Guest No, they don't know that I do that. That's kind of my secret thing.

1:30:17🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, anytime anyone invites you to Mexico, to camp, we're pitching a tent in Mexico. Come on down. The boys bottle tequila.

1:30:27🔗 Caller When I'm diving with sharks, when we're chumming, we're surrounded by tons of huge sharks. I'm not afraid at all. But when I'm surfing, I'm constantly so scared. Yeah. You just look like prey.

1:30:39🔗 Caller Exactly. You're a diver can defend himself against the sharks way better than a surfer. A surfer can't even see the shark.

1:30:46🔗 Adam Do sharks see color? Because my feeling is, and here's why I'm saying.

1:30:51🔗 Guest Is that why they wear all these clothes?

1:30:52🔗 Adam I'm not saying they're racist. What I'm saying is, is they always do that thing where the shark thinks it's eating its favorite food, but it's really eating a guy from Newport Beach. It thinks it's eating a seal, but it's eating a guy in a black wetsuit who's essentially disguised himself as a seal with this black wetsuit. Why not wear an orange wetsuit or one with, you know, candy cane stripe on it?

1:31:12🔗 Caller Because people will think you're gay.

1:31:13🔗 Adam They're better gay than being eaten.

1:31:16🔗 Caller I will give you an answer on that.

1:31:18🔗 Drew Better gay than lunch.

1:31:20🔗 Caller Certain sharks are not prone to eating human flesh, and they attack people thinking there was something else, and then they spit them out. But certain sharks are man eaters and will attack the person to eat it for what it is.

1:31:31🔗 Guest And once the shark has discovered that it doesn't want to eat you, then you still bleed to death anyway.

1:31:35🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah, but one shark will actually hit you again and again because it's actually eating you.

1:31:42🔗 Adam What about that many years ago they had this theory that the wetsuit that was striped like the venomous sea snake would prevent the sharks from attacking?

1:31:52🔗 Caller I don't really believe in any of those things. I mean, I don't think it doesn't matter what it is.

1:31:56🔗 Guest The way it works out, no matter what color you are, you're still a silhouette.

1:32:02🔗 Caller The sharks, they know one thing, they usually like to attack when you're not looking at them. So a surfer is more helpless. They're a predator looking for easy prey, not a confrontation. So most people get attacked, they don't even see the shark coming. It's a sudden surprise and that's the way it is. If you face the shark off, then it's already a standoff. And then you go at him and he goes, wait a minute, this thing is more of a predator.

1:32:23🔗 Adam Yeah, because they don't want to get an eye gouged out or something. They got to live to eat again.

1:32:30🔗 Drew The wild animals get a flesh wound, even the fish get a flesh wound. That could be fatal. The infections and things. In a society where they can get things treated.

1:32:38🔗 Adam Especially when they see Steve-O, the big penis tattoo.

1:32:41🔗 Guest Thank God microbiology doesn't apply to humans.

1:32:46🔗 Caller You have a great understanding of animals.

1:32:50🔗 Adam Thank you, my friend. We could go out chumming for chicks and Speedos later on.

1:32:56🔗 Guest Well, I've been said to be even chaps all over Hollywood.

1:32:58🔗 Caller That's a lot of fun.

1:32:58🔗 Drew Maybe Manny would like to speak to Chief Thunder Bear.

1:33:01🔗 Adam No, no.

1:33:02🔗 Drew Relative.

1:33:02🔗 Adam No, I'm too tired. I got a nice buzz going anyway. All right, the Wildboyz here tonight, as well as Manny the.

1:33:08🔗 Guest On fire tonight, yes.

1:33:10🔗 Adam Manny the Shark Man, by the way.

1:33:13🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:33:14🔗 Adam All right, we will take a quick break. By the way, if Manny came over and he just stood next to my dad, I'd look at my dad and I'd just kick him right in the nuts and spit on him and go, you call yourself a man? Look at Manny. Look at him in his beautiful Christmas speedo. Brought a gift.

1:33:29🔗 Drew Shark's teeth around his neck.

1:33:30🔗 Adam Shark's tooth around his neck. Look at you in your crappy cardigan sweater.

1:33:34🔗 Guest Your elbow pads.

1:33:35🔗 Adam What kind of man are you? All right, we'll take a quick break. Be right back after this. We got the Wildboyz in here tonight. MTV2 big premiere coming up on the 11th of March. That is this Friday. And we got Manny Puig in here. He is the shark man. Manny regaling us with all sorts of interesting stories. I love the ocean. I'm intrigued by it. I love anything that comes out of the ocean. And I love like a giant grouper. Ever see a big sea bass? Like a 500 pound grouper floating around. Oh, he's pulling something out of his wallet. He dated one from the 80s.

1:34:44🔗 Guest Manny cares around laminated pictures of his best stuff.

1:34:48🔗 Adam You know what I love? I love the grouper. Oh my God.

1:34:55🔗 Drew It's bigger in size.

1:34:58🔗 Guest It's bigger than Oprah.

1:34:59🔗 Adam Oh my God.

1:35:00🔗 Caller Look at that grouper.

1:35:02🔗 Adam The thing that's cool about a grouper is it's a bass, right?

1:35:05🔗 Caller Yeah, it's a giant sea bass.

1:35:06🔗 Adam So it's like a bass is a bass could be 11 inches and 5 ounces or bass could be 750 pounds.

1:35:14🔗 Caller Yeah, that one there is close to 400 pounds.

1:35:17🔗 Guest Are they super deep though?

1:35:19🔗 Caller Yeah, but I brought them to the surface. They're not that deep. That one's in 40 feet of water. But you know how I caught that fish, the other one, both of them?

1:35:26🔗 Adam Oh, they're different fish.

1:35:27🔗 Caller With my hands.

1:35:28🔗 Drew Yeah, they're two different.

1:35:29🔗 Caller No, no, no, no. I went grouper fishing without a spear, without a hook or anything.

1:35:34🔗 Guest He sticks his arm down its throat and then it latches on to its arm and he stings himself. I hope this doesn't hold me for more than five minutes and 35 seconds.

1:35:43🔗 Caller He doesn't stick his arm down his throat. He holds his arm in front of it and then grabs his arm.

1:35:47🔗 Adam Oh, really? Are they aggressive?

1:35:49🔗 Guest He just comes up bleeding like crazy.

1:35:50🔗 Caller You follow him around and they start making this booming sound. It's like a bark telling you get away. Right. He can swim faster than you, but he'll swim off and then you get near him again and he goes boom again and you do it a couple of times. Usually then he'll go into his cave and you go in your stick, you get face to face with him, keep your face away from him, he'll bite your head and then I hold my arm in front of him and wait. It's so fast. Next thing you know, your arm's in his mouth and then I reach around and grab the gill plate and hold to the inside of his mouth and start to, it's like my arm's a bait and I struggle with the fish and I like to do everything natural and primitive. Wow. So that is like a world record, the biggest fish ever.

1:36:25🔗 Drew Do you take it out of the water or you just?

1:36:26🔗 Caller No, bring it to the surface, hold it there for video or pictures and then release it.

1:36:30🔗 Adam 450 pounds.

1:36:30🔗 Guest Bring them up for a photo album.

1:36:32🔗 Caller It was about 380 to 400 pounds.

1:36:34🔗 Adam All right. We got to take another break. Unfortunately, we'll be right back after this.

1:36:38🔗 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal.

1:36:40🔗 Drew You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:36:43🔗 Guest One call is all you need to make.

1:36:45🔗 Drew Call the Dateline.

1:36:46🔗 Guest 877-889-DATE.

1:37:03🔗 Adam Well, all right, Loveline, no time left. Mike has been on hold for 141 minutes and 20 seconds, which is a new record. Mike, sorry about the whole thing. I got all distracted with the Wildboyz here. And of course, my new lover, Manny. Yeah, we got to talk to you tomorrow, but we will talk to you first thing.

1:37:24🔗 Guest Hey, I can read the screen, dude, and it says you have a heavy addiction on both sides of your family. You already drink. Are you at risk? You're totally at risk, dude. I have massive amounts of alcoholism in my family. And at a very early age, I just decided, you know, to just let nature take its course and just be good at it, you know? Just get good at drinking.

1:37:42🔗 Adam Very good. All right.

1:37:44🔗 Drew We'll talk to you tomorrow.

1:37:45🔗 Adam Yeah, hold on, Mike.

1:37:46🔗 Drew I got a little more to tell you.

1:37:47🔗 Adam Yeah, get number four. Drew's going to take a little different direction and let nature take its course. I want to thank Chris and of course Steve-O and our new best friend Manny for coming in here. The Shark Man.

1:38:00🔗 Guest These guys are just awesome being on again.

1:38:02🔗 Guest Can we just take this one?

1:38:03🔗 Guest No, we haven't yet.

1:38:05🔗 Guest Okay, well this girl will be listening to the show tomorrow.

1:38:07🔗 Adam MTV2 everybody and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying...

1:38:12🔗 Guest This girl's been masturbating since the age of seven. Is that bad? No!

1:38:17🔗 Caller She's totally cool.

1:38:18🔗 Adam This is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:38:22🔗 Caller This has been Loveline.

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