10:56🔗
Voiceover
This is Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, am I Adam? That's Dr. Who? Dr. Drew, out of town again. Moonlighting in Seattle.
11:12🔗
Dr. Who
Dr. Drew, board certified physician, Dictionary of Medicine Specialist, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Unwritten Law in the studio tonight, Scott Russo, Tony Palermo. Yeah, a couple of paisans.
11:31🔗
Dr. Who
Oh, that's out somewhere. Oh, that's here. It's close. Yeah. Sounds like it should be further, but it's not. It does. Nice little blockbuster and everything there. That's right. Drew, what are you doing in Seattle tonight?
11:57🔗
Dr. Who
Go ahead. Did you take a prop plane out there? Like you just took something with pontoons on it, then they packed it into the back of a mule-drawn cart with some hay in it and dragged you to the junior college and propped you up in front of 14 people.
12:19🔗
Drew
I promised the kids. I promised the kids that I would defend their school. They were great.
12:23🔗
Dr. Who
Are you doing it? Oh, really? So, did you do the gig tonight? Yeah. Really? In junior college? Junior college, Drew? Yes.
12:37🔗
Dr. Who
Let me tell you why. It's easy to put asses in seats at the junior college level because, A, everyone's living at home and they're pissed at, like, their stepdad and they just want to get out of the house. Plus, they got to score some reefer. So they were going to the college anyway, because that's all that goes on at junior college, just scoring a little reefer, hanging out, having a granola bar. I know what goes on, Drew. All right. So how did it work? Did it go OK?
13:07🔗
Dr. Who
Well, listen, tough love. I mean, what do you do? Well, you deal with drug addicts, right?
13:14🔗
Dr. Who
What do you do? You say, what you're doing is great. I applaud it. Or do you go, you got to get real, buddy. Take a look in the mirror. What I'm doing is like an intervention. I'm just telling you, listen, you were a crappy student in high school. You were crappy in junior high. You're now crappy in junior college. You will be crappy. You're a crappy student.
13:36🔗
Drew
I think the community colleges are different in different parts of the country. It's not all the valley. You know what I mean? It's not all the North Hollywood.
13:44🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. I know. I know there's probably nothing worse, but it still has to be relatively worse than it is in the regular universities. All right. Well, quiet down, Drew. Let's talk to Unwritten Law over here for a second. The band, by the way, is going out on tour with Sum 41. No dates yet. Why no dates yet?
14:08🔗
Adam
We've been out with Sum 41, actually, before. It was fun, and they asked us to go out again in April, and so we're now debating that. I think it's a... Can I talk about this? Yeah. It's a coin flop between Sum 41 and Papa Roach, so we're just seeing who is really going to pay us the most money.
14:28🔗
Dr. Who
And do you do... Now, does it work? Well, how does it work? Does the band pay you, or how does the venues pay you? How does it work when you go out with somebody?
14:41🔗
Dr. Who
And do you think, like, well, who's more our audience? And let me ask this. Is this your strategy? Do you go, well, Sum 41 may be more our audience than Papa Roach, and is that a reason to go with them, or do you want to get a new audience and go, you know, we should go out with this band so we can turn people on to our music?
14:59🔗
Adam
I think we want to go out with a band that's really going to tolerate us. I think that's pretty much the gist of it. And Sum 41 are definitely very easygoing. And Papa Roach are pretty nice, too. But Sum 41 lets us get away with a lot of stuff, so.
15:17🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, I mean, in close quarters. I mean, it's got to be a nightmare if you don't get along. Like, if you, you know, you always hear about these horror stories, especially in the 70s. But you get some guy like Gene Simmons from Kiss or something. And you're going out.
15:31🔗
Dr. Who
All that hair and all that hair. Well, it's really all Grecian formula now. But, I mean, just get some, right? You get some blowhard. I'm just saying, there's certain, certain guys in notorious A-holes, you go on a road with them for four months. It's got to be miserable.
15:43🔗
Adam
Yeah, it is miserable. In our band, we just beat them up. And then that's the end of the tour.
15:55🔗
Adam
The first day of the tour, I mean, the bass player was caught in a fight, but we ended up making out afterwards. But I was first day of the tour, it was some 41 actually, and Hoobastink.
16:17🔗
Dr. Who
Green Day was out there playing, and one of the guys from Third Eye Blind, like, came out on to, he was, we were all standing in the wings just watching Green Day play. And one of the guys from Third Eye Blind, not the lead singer, maybe the bass player, he, what's the guy's name? He was named after like a star. It's like Mars or Celestial or something, whatever. Ringo? Constantly. Yeah, we're going to figure it out. He came, he just ran out on stage and started hugging the bass player from Green Day from behind. And the big Samoan security guard thought he charged on stage. Didn't know he was in another band. So I was just standing right there. So the thing that was funny is the big Samoan guy. Do we even have to say big anymore before Samoan?
17:13🔗
Dr. Who
The Samoan guy grabs the guy, tackles him and throws him to the ground. The Green Day guy sort of turns around and is like he's going to call off the dogs, like he's going to tell him not to do it. Yeah, like he's going to go, hey, no, no, he's cool. This guy's cool. He turns around, he looks at him for a minute and he kicks him in the head. And I thought that's rock and roll. But wait a second. Okay. He's waiting for him now. I saw the whole thing. It was weird. Now I'm leaving and he's waiting for him down. You know, you walk down the ramp, you go into the back here.
17:46🔗
Dr. Who
He's waiting for Mike with a beer bottle or a Stoli bottle or something. That's why he just cracks him right over the head with it and it just gives him a bunch of stitches in his forehead.
18:07🔗
Dr. Who
Wow. Man. And I'll tell you, you know, it's scary because it was seven years ago and I was going, if I was a couple of years younger, I'd give these both these guys a thrash and that was seven years ago. So now just, you know, crap on them or something.
18:24🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. I just, you know, it's amazing. It's amazing what damage a well-placed beer bottle could do. So the Green Day guy got a bunch of stitches in his forehead. Yeah, it was awesome. All right. It was great too because I was like drunk and high. I was like, hey, is this really happening? This is awesome. All right. So what are we talking about? Unwritten Law. When's the new album is out? We're going to hear something off it. Well, it came out yesterday, right? The day before yesterday. Tuesday.
18:56🔗
Dr. Who
Well, here's to the morning is the name of the new CD. We'll hear something off it in just a couple of few. And let's go to phones. Drew, do you have a computer in front of you?
19:19🔗
Dr. Who
I wanted to ask you guys if you think I made a right decision. And okay, well, the whole background to it is I have a five-month little girl and her father, because he's not a dad, because he has never been around, but maybe two days out of her entire life and my entire pregnancy. So I don't consider him a dad.
19:41🔗
Dr. Who
Pretty much. And he's up in Chicago, and I'm over here in Corpus Christi, Texas. And I wanted to know if you guys thought maybe I made the right decision in telling him to just leave us alone and don't bother trying every other give or take two to three months in being in her life and trying to be a father of the year.
20:02🔗
Drew
No way. No way. This guy is not going to change. He'll only be disruptive. He'll only be more further traumatizing to her. Get a male figure in her life and somebody decent.
20:17🔗
Dr. Who
I swear to God, I think my dad's stuffed with horse hair. I'm not sure if he's ever actually alive.
20:22🔗
Drew
But whomever you find you shouldn't be especially attracted to, because you're going to be attracted to jerks.
20:38🔗
Dr. Who
Oh, drop the f-word. But first off, I'm shocked that somebody's repeating a pattern of their past and their family of origin. That doesn't happen very often, right? Oh, never. It never happens that she had an abandoning father and then hooks up with a guy who's not present for her young child. That never happens. If it did, by the way, if it did happen, well, then the government surely would recognize it. We'd start focusing on certain patterns.
21:11🔗
Dr. Who
Well, here's what we like to do. Everyone's an individual. Everyone is unique. There's nobody else like you. You can do whatever you want. You could be the president. You could be a great f-conductor. You can do whatever you want. No, it's more like you're... Look, I would just love to see these patterns. They're so goddamn predictable. You know, the dad splits and she hooks up with a flaky guy and he splits and here's what's going to happen. Without a little therapy and the right tutelage, her kid's going to hook up with someone.
21:42🔗
Adam
Same person. But is it, Drew, is it truly bad to not have any contact with the original father? Don't you think she'll be or the child will be pissed later on in life? I mean, I kind of want to know that.
21:51🔗
Drew
Absolutely, but here's the reality. She's got a father who's a flake, an idiot, and an ass. And better, he should be an absent one than one creating chaos in her life. But it's all bad, it's all not good. But if this girl can find somebody she's actually a stable person who she's attracted to, which will never happen, because she has to act out again. She has to be attracted to the unavailable guys. She has to be attracted to the guys just like her dad.
22:14🔗
Drew
Not a pox, I'm challenging her. I'm challenging her. It's tough love, Adam. You said a tough love night, right?
22:19🔗
Dr. Who
That was somewhere between a curse and a pox or I like to call it a cox. To say. Yes, you can say that. That's with an X.
22:34🔗
Not funny.
22:35🔗
Dr. Who
All right. Drew, you put a cox on her. She took a stand. She's doing the right thing and she showed some strength, so that's good. That's fine. All right. Let me give everyone a quick speech. Your job is to undo what your after parents did to you, not by going out and doing the same thing, but by getting better and then you can sort of, it's like you can wash it out of your kid. You're not going to completely cleanse it from you in one generation, but your kid, you can cleanse from. You can get your ass together, you can get a little therapy, you can right a few wrongs and then your kid can be healthy, and then their kid can be effed up again and you begin the syndrome. See what I'm saying? That's what I'm looking to do, Drew.
23:18🔗
Dr. Who
I'm looking to have a really healthy child who gives birth to a junkie, like 45 years from now. Drew. Yes. Yeah, that's the bone phone ringing. Yeah. Yeah.
23:33🔗
Dr. Who
All right, you ready? Where are we going? You want to talk to someone who has panic attacks?
23:39🔗
Dr. Who
All right. Drew doesn't care anymore. Listen, he gets paid the same whether he helps or not.
23:52🔗
Dr. Who
Um, let's see. I've been having panic attacks associated with sex and I was just wondering what do you think could be the cause of that?
24:22🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, me too. It's a dead air panic attack. Yes, I was our fault for letting one of the callers talk. You see what happens? Let me say something. All the program director ever tells me is stop talking so much. Take some calls. This is what happens when we take calls. Angie?
24:47🔗
I don't remember.
24:52🔗
Drew
Well, the fact that you have to have to block it out. Yeah, it's a bad sign. There's something going on there. It may just be closeness that causes you panic attacks. It may be the sexuality that causes panic. Whatever, it's not something that we could sort of dig into and clarify in two and a half minutes on the radio. Come on. Yes, you have panic attacks. They should be treated. They're going to impair your ability to have a close and intimate relationship. Why not take care of that?
25:20🔗
Drew
Well, you can learn to manage them. Some people would approach them with a behavioral technique, but I kind of suspect you're what they call a post-traumatic stress disorder. They might need a more global.
25:30🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, more global means some therapy and maybe some meds or something. Drew, how many panic attacks have you had in your life?
25:38🔗
Drew
Oh, I had a horrible stretch when I was a sophomore in college. I started having a horrible panic attack. Sophomore, CC?
25:55🔗
Drew
It's like you said, it's a, what did you call it? A brothel with a bell tower and a football team.
26:07🔗
Dr. Who
Library. Yeah, it's like, you know what, he's told to me like 25 times, but it doesn't have the word book in it, so it's like it never comes to mind. You know what I mean? It's not called book place or lend a book or take a book. Bookland? No book. It's called library. It doesn't even start with a B. Yeah, what's the course? I don't know what's up. Go ahead. These eggheads name a book house with no book in it. That's what it should be, book house. Of course. It should be a house of books or a book house.
26:35🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, go ahead, Drew. Booklender place. So you had a what? You had panic attacks when you were a sophomore in high school?
26:45🔗
Drew
Yeah, panic and then followed by a year of profound anxiety, paralyzing anxiety. It was wild. It got better.
27:02🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, very sad. Drew had a panic attack when we were doing a Loveline the TV show many years ago. I snapped him right out of it.
27:15🔗
Dr. Who
Well, you tell them what I, we used to tape four shows a day and I always wanted to get out of there. And my whole thing is like, let's go. Let's get out of here. Before the first show. Here's how the show worked. We taped the first show at noon. I showed up at 1130, no, no, 1135, 1136. And we got to make upon, we just started the show and we do four one-hour shows in one day. But I always wanted to get out of there. Drew, I don't know where I was even going, but I wanted to get the hell out of there all the time. And whenever we would stop, I'd always be going, come on, come on, let's go, let's go, let's get going. Drew had a panic attack in between like the second and third show one night.
28:02🔗
Dr. Who
Pulled a big scab off of Drew's wound and they got into it and Drew went back, did some reflecting and, you know, I think he did like a rail of bad speed and he freaked out back there. Well, you know, this is show business. You do what you got to do. You do four hour shows in a day.
28:20🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. So the point is, is he start freaking out and you want to come out of his dress room.
28:24🔗
Drew
So they need to know we were out there. And during a course, I said, I got to take a break.
28:27🔗
Dr. Who
And I went home and went back in your dress room. Yeah. We started the show and during a commercial said, I need a break and went to his dress room. Yeah.
28:36🔗
Drew
Yeah. I got a man. You get your fat ass out there. If I have to wait in this studio one more second, then I absolutely have to. I'm going to kick your ass. Now, go.
28:48🔗
Dr. Who
It was awesome because I knew that through what I do is, I do a iron fist and a velvet glove. That's what I gave Drew some tough love. But I knew he didn't have to do anything but sit on his fat ass while I ran the show anyway.
29:03🔗
Dr. Who
I just get out there and sit down and let's do the show. We got out there and he sat down and we did the show, right Drew?
29:32🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, he sure did. I just had a question about his faithfulness because I mean he's so far away and there's like certain questions that I can't have answered in every time I heard it.
29:43🔗
Dr. Who
Drew, please. Who is he gonna hump where he's going? You know, I understand back in the day. Yeah, where is he going? That's a good point. Is he going to Iraq?
29:55🔗
Dr. Who
All right. Who is he gonna hump where he's going? I mean, you know, like back in the day, you go to, you know, you go to Vietnam, you go to Germany. Like, hey, I'm gonna go liberate France. I'll be back in a few years, sweetie pea. Don't worry. You're just going down the street being showered with roses from beautiful Parisian women. All right. That's a different scene. Now you're over there and you got, you know, Magna with the mustache and the burqa. I mean, forget about it.
30:42🔗
Dr. Who
Well, he's stationed in Louisiana for now, but I think he'll be leaving to Iraq in April.
30:57🔗
Dr. Who
You're 18. That's a long time when you're 18. I mean, the fact he's going to be gone for a couple of years basically.
31:15🔗
Drew
Maybe a little agreement where you get to the other people. By the way, he should be the one worrying, not you.
31:38🔗
Dr. Who
No, I didn't actually catch him. He never really admitted to it, but I'm pretty sure he has before.
31:46🔗
Dr. Who
Well, wait a minute. Why do you think he... Wait, wait. Hold on. Why do you think he's cheated before if you have no proof?
31:53🔗
Dr. Who
Because he's kind of hung out with his ex-girlfriend, you know, late at night, and it's kind of hard to believe that nothing's happening.
32:20🔗
Dr. Who
What the hell is she... I don't even answer my own phone at home. Why was she answering his phone?
32:26🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, that was basically my question and it took like a lot of... Sorry to get me over it and it's just... Now that he's far away, he like... I know he talks to this other girl and...
32:43🔗
Dr. Who
Two years is basically the time... I mean, the same span of, you know, from 16 till now. Remember when you were in like the 10th grade and now you're graduating? That's a lifetime when you're 18 years old. Just forget about it. He cheated. He made his bed.
33:01🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. And here's the thing. Here's what I would do. Instead of going back and forth, dragging this agony out for eight or nine months and then cutting it off, why don't you just do it tomorrow?
33:14🔗
Dr. Who
Tomorrow? Because you get so emotional when I bring things like taking a break or, you know, you just get so, like...
33:25🔗
Dr. Who
I know. But the guys manipulate. They're going to hang out with their old girlfriends. They talk to the chicks on the Internet and all this kind of stuff. And then you say, look, we got to take a break and they freak on you. As a matter of fact, those guys freak harder than the guys that weren't cheating.
33:40🔗
Dr. Who
I don't know if it's like their passion or it's just compensation or what it is, but it puts the women in a horrible position because look, we wouldn't be taking a break if you weren't hanging out with everybody else. Now you did and we are and you're freaking out. And when you're 18, you're sort of malleable, you know, it's like some guy could freak on you and you could back off. Got to wait till he gets out of town, if he is out of town already, and then just drop a bomb on him and move on.
34:13🔗
Dr. Who
Here's the thing, you snap right back. Unwritten Law in studio tonight. We're going to take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll hear something off the CD after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew in Seattle at a junior college lecturing, everybody. Hi, this is John Favreau.
34:52🔗
Dr. Who
High school, junior highs, like dog training academies. What could be next for you, Drew? How low can you go, my friend? And by the way, high school is a more prestigious talking engagement than junior college. It really is.
35:12🔗
Dr. Who
You keep saying that. Drew, how fast would you kill yourself if one out of the three of your children wanted to go to junior college?
35:20🔗
Dr. Who
That's right. I mean, seriously. Drew, you kid around, but you would look at yourself as a failure if one of your three kids went to junior college. Am I right?
35:29🔗
Drew
Yeah, as you know, it depends on the circumstances. But if it was because they weren't doing well in high school, yes.
35:47🔗
Dr. Who
He argues with me, yet if one of his children attended junior college, he would fall on a sharpened steak knife. Would he speak?
35:56🔗
Dr. Who
No, he'd be ashamed. He'd do it with a bag on his head. I failed. You know what there should really be? There should be 12 step groups for parents whose kids went to junior college.
36:15🔗
Dr. Who
No one ever leaves, yeah. They go to junior college and never get out. It's like the Roach Motel with the hacky sack. All right, Unwritten Law in Studio tonight. Scott Russo here, Tony Palermo. We're going to hear something off the new CD. Here's to the morning. After one call, that's what I believe we're going to do. All right, let's see. We got Ryan. Let's talk to, let's do role play. All right, let me talk to Jessica.
36:47🔗
Dr. Who
Okay, a couple of years ago, I ran across some pornographic stories. And in this story, the couple was role playing as father and daughter.
37:15🔗
Dr. Who
I don't know if the name is any more. They don't have any of those pornographic stories, do they?
37:23🔗
Dr. Who
I wash my hands now. I was thinking of swinging by one of those book houses just to see if they had some pornographic stories. But if they're not going to have that, then it's off.
37:43🔗
Dr. Who
Anyhow, the idea really turned me on as far as role playing with my partner. And I suggested it to him and he totally freaked out and was like, no, oh my God, no, and don't ever suggest something like this again. And, you know, so I didn't. And we have split up and I'm with somebody else. And I still kind of want to. And I'm wondering why. And if I'm weird and, you know, that kind of thing.
38:11🔗
Dr. Who
We don't know. And yes, you wanted to talk. You want you talked to your boyfriend about role playing where he would play. He would play the role of your father.
38:22🔗
Adam
That's the only bum out. Any of the kind of Jane and Jungle theory is good. Cops and robbers, that's great. But father and daughter for some reason.
38:33🔗
Drew
Well, I find it interesting how the boyfriend is aversive to hollow any Oedipal stuff. And she's sort of attracted to it. Right.
38:41🔗
Dr. Who
I mean, it's probably not just role playing as father and daughter. I mean, role playing in general, you know, kind of.
38:49🔗
Dr. Who
Right. They my whole thing, like, here's my role playing. Sweetie, why don't you play the role of someone who gives a great BJ? I'm going to play a role.
39:25🔗
Dr. Who
Well, I'll show you guys. Yeah. I don't want to... What the hell? Well, it's the kind of thing where I'm like a magician. I don't want to show too many people the same trick too many times. I want people catching on. But a lot of people brag about how good they are in the sack and how they can give it to a girl all night or they can go down on them and make them scream. For me, it's a little different. I'm best at receiving. You know what I mean? Especially aural. My techniques are basically, I lean back like this. I'll never make a fist and smash it on their head or anything, or pick up a TV remote or brick or anything. I'll do it every once in a while. Not too much, but every once in a while, I'll be like, oh yeah.
40:16🔗
Dr. Who
Well, hold on, they can't see my feet. They're just seeing me chest up, so they're not getting the full effect. But I really, just kind of lean back like this, and here's what I do every once in a while too. I don't even say anything, I just do this nose.
40:46🔗
I like the fact that he throws in a couple of, oh yeah.
40:48🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, no, nobody receives. Ask anybody who the best receiver of oral is. Ace man, every time. I know what the ladies love. All right, let's hear a little song from Unwritten Law, shall we? Yeah. The boys, by the way, are going to be on Letterman on Valentine's Day, coming up in just about a week and a half, two weeks. We'll hear a little something off the new CD you queued up there, Michelle. Yep. Yes, you is. This one is called Save Me. Yeah. Unwritten Law, everybody. In studio tonight, Dr. Drew, out of studio in Seattle, doing a little junior college yapping. And how is Seattle, Drew? Fantastic. Good to hear. Yeah. I knew it. All right. Drew decided he was going to take a leak during the song or something. I know he's a big fan, but I think he's a little burnt out on the Unwritten Law music. Quite frankly, what's going on.
45:11🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. He just couldn't take you as a person again. All right. Let's take one more call before we go to break. Let's speak to Megan, who's 21. Megan?
45:37🔗
Dr. Who
All right. I want to talk to you guys now. You have good shows and bad shows, right? Good Nights, Bad Nights.
45:48🔗
Adam
Oh, probably not a lot. The audience is usually more of us debaucherizing everything that... just completely devastating ourselves before we go out. So it's really day by day.
46:01🔗
Dr. Who
Now, you mean getting loaded, getting drunk and going out there? Before, too. Just hungover from the night before, just in no mood to do anything?
46:10🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. No, I mean, listen, in terms of functioning, like if you really tie one on the night before, the next day, you're 50%, you know, at best. I mean, you can go through the motions. You can turn the headlights on in your car. You can figure out what key goes in the front door.
46:32🔗
Adam
In San Diego, we definitely had to put on a good show. It was like a hometown and the record release party.
47:05🔗
Dr. Who
And they keep telling me that if you smoke up to a certain point and quit, your lungs can heal themselves.
47:14🔗
Drew
Yeah, you could smoke for probably three to five years and be okay. But whatever, there's a certain amount of damage that's reversible. You will have damaged the lining of your arteries. You will have put yourself at increased risk of heart disease. You will have added your risk for lung cancer. But will it be a huge risk?
47:37🔗
Drew
Pot causes chronic bronchitis. There's concern that it may cause emphysema. It doesn't appear to cause lung cancer. It doesn't appear to cause heart disease.
47:45🔗
Dr. Who
Now, it doesn't appear to do lung cancer or heart disease because of what? I mean, because you're just not smoking enough of it?
47:52🔗
Drew
No, because the heart disease, these are real specific biological processes. You have to have carcinogens to cause cancer. There may not be carcinogens specifically in the smoke. There's irritants, but not carcinogens. And in the coronary disease, the heart disease, it has to damage the lining of the arteries. And that's a real specific thing that the nicotine seems to do. Well, the nicotine seems to do.
48:18🔗
Dr. Who
What about those things, you know, those like American Spirit cigarettes that are not supposed to be processed or whatever?
48:30🔗
Adam
What about cloves? If I can put one positive thing out into the universe once in my life, I just got to say this, don't smoke. It's the most retarded thing you could ever do. I smoke and I can't stop smoking.
48:40🔗
Drew
I'll tell you the one thing you should be aware of is that the earlier you start smoking, the harder it is to quit and the less likely it is that you will quit.
48:51🔗
Dr. Who
We've already explored the Junior College theory. We've made it clear you would kill yourself if even one of them attended Junior College even for a semester. What about this? I'm going to give you a choice. Now forget about the part, the mind-altering part of marijuana. Forget, let's just say the pot was a blank. It had no THC in it, okay? Would you rather your child, just for pure health reasons, smoke a colossal bong load every day, okay? Or smoke four filtered cigarettes?
49:36🔗
Dr. Who
Really? That's why they make vaporizers. Now why easy? Because you always hear that thing where like people, I never believe them by the way, but they go like, you smoking that bong load is equivalent to you smoking like 10 cigarettes or something. And I always think they're full of crap.
49:50🔗
Drew
It depends what sort of issue you're talking about. In terms of causing chronic bronchitis, yeah, yeah, maybe. But that's a reverse-
50:12🔗
Dr. Who
Absent the brain effects, yeah. All the good stuff. But then, you know, but another thing too, though, is cigarette smoke, smoking is done sort of casually, whereas I know guys, like, before they take a bong load, they hyperventilate for half a day and then try to suck up all the air that's in the room via the carb or the bong. You know what I mean? Like, can that be good? You know that part where you're stretching yourself to the limit? There's got to be something in that.
50:42🔗
Dr. Who
Too much. You guys ever done one of those vaporizer things? Hell yeah. Yeah. It's kind of weird. It's like someone chewed a pot and spit it at you or something. It's weird, but it doesn't burn it. Doesn't burn it.
50:57🔗
Drew
You know, I don't have any knowledge in that area. I'd heard that that's the idea, is to avoid the bronchitis and all that.
51:04🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, I'm old school. I like the sick shooter, where you fill six different bowls. How big a hurry must you be in to get the stone? What are you going to get, some kind of bong shootout, by the way?
51:17🔗
Dr. Who
I got like a banana clip of weed. I duct taped to my bong so I could hit like 28 bong loads out of it.
51:33🔗
Dr. Who
That six-shooter thing never quite works either because you slide the thing over and something falls out or a seed pops and catches the one next to it on fire.
51:44🔗
I'm old school.
51:48🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. He likes to lay back and just have it fly. That's right. I don't know from seeds. Yeah. I'm fixing to go buy a lid. All right. What's a lid? Unwritten Law in studio tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Yeah, buddy. True, quiet. Mics are hot. Scott and Tony in Tonight from Unwritten Law. Name and Al, this here's To the Morning. We'll hear something else off of that in the... Is this the thong song? What song is this? The thong song. What is this song? This is Ja Rule. Oh, this one? Yeah, get down.
52:59🔗
Dr. Who
I just love that pitch. Like, that's so stiff. Here's your lyric sheet. Now I sing, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. You give it a beat and say, I'm so hot. I'm going to take my clothes off. Okay?
53:20🔗
Dr. Who
I know. I just think, like, Five's in the Pan would be like, what? No. Are you high? What are you kidding?
53:35🔗
Dr. Who
No, that was the Engineer Anderson. As a matter of fact, we don't even need you, Drew. I can use virtual. Yeah, I can use virtual Drew and answer.
53:55🔗
Dr. Who
Okay. Listen, Drew, here's what I'm going to need you to do. Take a powder, seriously. Let's just do virtual Drew, right?
54:05🔗
Dr. Who
I don't know what that is. Just take a break, would you buddy? Take a chill pill, that's right. Let's just, all right, let's talk to, let's see, steroids, now.
54:16🔗
Dr. Who
All right. There he is. Sending him into a tailspin. No, a tailspin. Here, let's talk to Jane. Jane?
54:39🔗
Seattle.
54:40🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. And, you know, he's tried one of those micro-brews or something. He's out of hand.
54:45🔗
He's down at the wharf.
54:50🔗
Unwritten Law
No, it's not that I have no feeling. It's just that it never actually goes to Oregon. Wrong guy.
55:02🔗
Dr. Who
All right, well, quiet. I didn't know if that's virtual Drew hacking. I don't know why I was served. That was real Drew.
55:16🔗
Unwritten Law
All right. Not from clitoral stimulation. I can orgasm from nipple stimulation, but not clitoral.
55:23🔗
Take a little Vicodin tonight, take some codeine, smoke a little heroin.
55:29🔗
Dr. Who
All right. Well, look, whatever floats your boat. So maybe you just get the nipple twisting or maybe that's where your clitoris is.
55:41🔗
Unwritten Law
Well, it's just, it doesn't, I mean, it's not very intense. It's not very comfortable to get there, I guess. I don't know. I would just prefer if, like, I could figure out why mine doesn't work.
56:18🔗
Dr. Who
Once you try getting, and when I say kickstart, get one with a kickstarter on it. Yeah, get the propane-powered one.
56:27🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. All right, so look, you're 20. Sometimes these things come on line a little bit later in line. All right. Dr. Drew in Seattle, Virtual Drew, out underneath Anderson's Magic Fingers.
56:46🔗
Dr. Who
And call Versiti Unwritten Law in studio tonight. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. Dr. Drew's in Seattle tonight, Unwritten Law in the studio tonight, here's to the morning. Oh, what a shock. Lauren brought the guest in late. Drew.
57:42🔗
Dr. Who
Mark this down on your calendar. Mark it down, because this doesn't happen very often.
57:47🔗
Dr. Who
Except shocking. Except for when we have guests. Yeah, I said, all right, my last words is, boys, you got five minutes.
57:58🔗
Dr. Who
Lauren, you got to get them, bring them in here. Thirty seconds left. Lauren poked her head in twenty seconds ago and said, how much time left? And Michelle went nine seconds. And she went, OK, well, I'll go look for the guys.
58:15🔗
Dr. Who
All right, listen, that's how the show works. Everyone keeps. I'm done, by the way, I've said many times, can't we do just a normal radio show where the guests are in studio when we come back from commercial and Drew always pulls me aside and goes, this is the way we've always done it. Drew, you'd be great. You know what it's like? It's like I come into a shop and say, look, why don't we put the conveyor belt for the tires next to the conveyor belt for the rims so we don't have to carry them across the entire factory. And you're like, this is the way we do it. All right, at least can we get some hand trucks? We have to drag this stuff.
58:48🔗
Dr. Who
Drew's like, this is how we do it. We've been the third biggest manufacturer of rims and tires, but we could be, and then they yell at me. So listen, I'm done trying, Drew. That's it. I like the way it is. I was going to say if it ain't broke, don't fix it. But if it's only sort of hobbled, don't fix it. Cause the show's not really broke. It's just sort of hobbled. It walks.
59:12🔗
Dr. Who
If it was a person, it would be a veteran that walked with a limp, but it still could get around.
59:19🔗
Dr. Who
Yes. Head held high. All right. You know, engineer Michelle explained to me that it's been a while since we played any of Ace's Ranchero according to Countdown.
59:31🔗
Dr. Who
This is a game, by the way, that is so big and so huge and on the tip of so many people's tongue, tongues, I forgot to do it for the last two months.
59:42🔗
You don't like that game.
59:47🔗
Dr. Who
Alright, so here's how it goes. The backbone, I know you guys are pretty heavily into Ranchero music, right? Of course.
1:00:03🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. A lot of nice Ranchero stuff. The backbone of Ranchero music is the accordion. It really is awesome. And there's almost no Ranchero music that doesn't contain a healthy ass full of accordion. So the question is, is Engineer Michelle pots up a random Ranchero song in a random spot, not even the beginning of the song, just at some point in the song. How long before we hear accordion? Any Ranchero song? And we don't check them to see if they have accordion.
1:00:41🔗
Dr. Who
But remember, we're not listening to the beginning, right in the middle, but it opens up the we don't know where. OK, so you're going to media.
1:00:47🔗
Adam
OK, so let's think about this. So I believe that I would put the Ranchero right after the or right before the first verse or right after the first chorus in the accordion, the accordion, the accordion.
1:01:06🔗
Adam
Okay, so this is more like a place where we're picking a number between one and ten. Seven.
1:01:11🔗
Dr. Who
Seven, all right. You're going deep. I gotta be honest with you. Drew, do you want to give a number out?
1:01:23🔗
Adam
That's like the prize is right. He's just trying to underbid Bob over here. Exactly, exactly.
1:01:27🔗
One dollar.
1:01:30🔗
Dr. Who
There's a strategy to it. I'm going immediate. That was my original statement. You can change. You want to modify?
1:01:39🔗
Adam
My original statement. My seven being seven seconds, but my original point being is that they open up the track. But here we go.
1:01:51🔗
Dr. Who
Seven. All right. Hold on. Hold on a second. I do the queuing around here. You're not in studio, buddy. I'm not one of your lackeys. I will do the ranchero queuing because we have to count it down on the digital clock. This is official stuff. You can't just be waving your hand around.
1:02:09🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. All right. You're ready? Three, two, one, go. I'm saying that's the media. That's the media. Yeah.
1:03:20🔗
Dr. Who
Now, they're the world's biggest guitars played by the world's smallest people. It's great. We got a guy who's short and fat. We got a guitar that's, you know, 70 metric tons and this guy is just to play it like, like it's like, listen, listen, Pedro, we'd like you to make, yeah, yeah, you're already 5'3 and 2'45. We'd like you to look shorter and fatter. We're going to give you a huge, novelty-sized guitar.
1:03:44🔗
Adam
The Samoan guitar. It's the opposite of the Samoans, how they have the little ukuleles.
1:03:57🔗
Dr. Who
All right. Well, that's how you play Aces, Ranchero, Mexican accordion, Countdown. You see what I'm saying?
1:04:04🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. Drew, I don't want to jinx it. I probably shouldn't say anything on the radio, but I've had some Hollywood heavy hitters sniffing around interested in the idea of taking it to TV.
1:04:20🔗
Dr. Who
They're looking at... Drew, you know, we can't talk about things until the ink has dried. You know what I'm saying? I understand. All right. But yeah, they're looking to make it a feature. Right.
1:04:31🔗
Dr. Who
Looking at Antonio Banderas to start it. Yeah. It's still in the negotiation. I don't want to say anything more. I'm superstitious, but I got a good feeling about this one. That's all I'm saying. All right. Let's talk to Ryan. He's been on hold for a whopping 82 minutes. Ryan?
1:04:50🔗
Unwritten Law
Just questions for Dr. Drew. Drew, I'm an anabolic steroid user and my wife and I are trying to conceive. My question is if we do conceive, will the child have any birth defects?
1:05:04🔗
Drew
No. Not that I'm aware of. Other than people that really get into the anabolic steroids often have stimulant histories and addiction, so you might pass that along. But that's all.
1:05:19🔗
Drew
Yeah. So you have about a 50% chance of passing that along, so. What's up? The steroids will just reduce your sperm count, they won't change the quality of the sperm. Right.
1:05:49🔗
Unwritten Law
The rest of our college is just a way, you know, to make a little extra cash on the side.
1:05:59🔗
Dr. Who
You don't want a regular job. All right. Yeah. But how about when you start having regular kids? Don't you need a regular job?
1:06:06🔗
Unwritten Law
Well, hopefully, you know, cage fighting would get more lucrative for me pretty soon.
1:06:11🔗
Dr. Who
Cage fighting is, you know, the wave of the future in terms of career for most young men. I agree with you. I mean, when you look whenever you look at those job industry things that do the projections in the future, data entry, computer repair, and then cage fighting. Entering the off to cage is a close third.
1:06:29🔗
Drew
You know, the grabs that breaks through the top of the chart. It keeps going up to the ceiling.
1:06:34🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, it's weird. Like back when our dads were getting into cage fighting, in the 70s, late 60s, it just wasn't a market for it. They didn't have the pay-per-view and stuff like that. My dad tells me stories. He'd have to cage fight guys. We'd walk with 20 bucks a night, 20 people in the stands. It was tough.
1:06:59🔗
Dr. Who
All right, well, here's the thing with something like cage fighting as far as I can tell. It's pretty brutal stuff and, you know, you're much higher likelihood of just suffering a horrible injury and not really being able to have the kind of career in it that you would like.
1:07:13🔗
Unwritten Law
Well, yes, I do have my college education. I can wrestle throughout college, but I'm not ready to get a job yet.
1:07:30🔗
Unwritten Law
I'm a violent, physical person. I just, you know, I want to get this out of me before, you know, something I can look back on when I'm 50 and take a lot of people's asses.
1:07:40🔗
Drew
Why don't you, uh... The steroids make you that way to some extent. I mean, I understand you're that way already.
1:07:45🔗
Unwritten Law
Yeah, that's not what I'm concerned about. I'm like that, you know, naturally. I'm just worried about if we conceive what the child has. No, I gotcha.
1:08:01🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. Yeah, listen, Ryan, being violent and physical and everything is great, but it's not great daddy kind of material, you know? Maybe you guys ought to wait a little bit.
1:08:11🔗
Unwritten Law
You're just the size of me, bro. I mean, you know, when I step in the ring, and that's just the machine. And then when I'm outside the ring, you know, I'm a great guy, believe it or not.
1:08:31🔗
Dr. Who
You don't get it. You know, it's like boxing. You know, what do you think it's called? The Great Centaur? It's like boxing. It's like Mike Tyson. What's his real name? It's Barney Schwartz.
1:08:47🔗
Dr. Who
No, no, you go with the name. If you get good, like here's the name. Here's the deal with names in this kind of fight. If your name is like Brad Hansen, then you will become Bad Brad Hansen or something like that. You see what I'm saying? Ryan is tough.
1:09:10🔗
Drew
And that is that, Adam, you and I talk about all the time how kids just absorb, they soak their environment up in their family system like a sponge. Just talking to this guy, he's kind of a scary guy. He's sort of intimidating and angry and not hostile, but there's like an anger there. You can, it's palpable. And believe me, a three year old is going to be freaked out by that. On top of that, the fact that he is so violent suggests that he went through some pretty awful stuff. And there's about a 60% probability then that he will act some of that out on his kids, whether he thinks he will or won't.
1:09:38🔗
Dr. Who
Well, whether he acts it out or not, it's just aggressive dad freaks a kid out. All right, so listen, Ryan, do your thing. You're only 25. Get it out of your system and start thinking about cramping out some kids in five, six years.
1:09:51🔗
Unwritten Law
Well, I mean, yeah, that's the plan, but I was just wondering, you know, I'm going to continue to juice and get bigger, but my main concern is, you know, will it hurt the child once that time comes around?
1:10:02🔗
Drew
If you're able to conceive, if you still get erections, that remains to be seen, yes, it'll be fine.
1:10:16🔗
Unwritten Law
Hi. Yeah, I have a question. It's actually two part. My boyfriend has this fetish called face-sitting. And this is not this is like something I've just been aware of recently. So my part of the question is, is this normal or is he really weird?
1:10:46🔗
Unwritten Law
I don't know. I never have heard of that. Nobody's ever asked me to do that. I didn't know anything about it.
1:10:58🔗
Unwritten Law
And because he will lose the erection. And this is sort of a problem for me, but I'm trying to ask like, oh, it's okay. I'm trying to be nice, but I don't know. I'm like, what do I do? You know?
1:11:29🔗
Unwritten Law
He likes me to like push him around and be like that. So he would want me to just sit on his face. But the weirder thing about it is he doesn't care if I have clothes on or not. So he would prefer it if I don't, but he likes it either way.
1:12:05🔗
Unwritten Law
Well, actually, every time we've done it, I haven't been wearing clothing, but he said that he likes it either way. Like, he thinks of it even with clothes on, it's like a sensual thing. And that doesn't make any sense to me.
1:12:29🔗
Unwritten Law
In his defense for that, he's a foreigner, so English is not his first language.
1:12:39🔗
Unwritten Law
I don't want to stay in case somebody, I know, hears this, but he's from one of the Scandinavian countries.
1:12:49🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. Well, here's the thing, too. Plus, it's tough. The face-sitting is rough on those people because they wear kooky frames on their glasses and they really get bent out of shape, especially if you're, you know, a hefty gal. I mean, that's what they, you know, that's what they tell me.
1:13:03🔗
Drew
Well, a fetish, anyway, a fetish is something, a way of focusing one's attention in an intimate contact, a way of diverting attention from more, hmm, genuine intimacies that can feel overwhelming and scary. And so, as you see, when you actually try to have intercourse with him, he does nothing for the fetish. He can't maintain erection. He can't be close. It's overwhelming to him. But when he, so I imagine, would his ultimate experience be with somebody doing, manipulating him while sitting on the face?
1:13:31🔗
Unwritten Law
Yeah, we do that. But sometimes, because if I'm facing the other way, not that direction, you can't do that. So he doesn't, I guess he doesn't really care.
1:13:40🔗
Drew
Just think, just take a beat, Adam, and think about the S that women put up with for men. Just go right along with it.
1:13:47🔗
Dr. Who
I think he's getting a raw deal here. I mean, she's facing the other way. He's basically just wearing a turban of snatch on his head. I mean, that's...
1:13:59🔗
Dr. Who
Like someone just cracked an abalone and dropped it on his head like a yarmulke. That's brutal.
1:14:18🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, make sure it faces the Lake Garrett post or on the wall while the thing wanks you in the face.
1:14:25🔗
Adam
But how is this? If he's into laying on his back, she's on top, and he doesn't get aroused during sex, then what if they start with whatever, you know, your owner's face, then you guys 69, so it gets him aroused, and then you guys can get into sex from there.
1:14:43🔗
Unwritten Law
And like we tried to talk about it, and he blamed it on the condom, which he told me later, that's not the case. He also said that he doesn't feel like the intimacy for intercourse, he feels it in stages, and I don't know if he's saying that in either scene.
1:14:57🔗
Drew
No, no, that's what he means. That's what he means. The intimacy, the real intimacy is too overwhelming to him, so he has this sort of way of diverting it, but he can experience himself as though it were intimate, as long as he has this way of having his attention diverted by whatever the fetish might be. How did you read up about, how did you find out about this? Did you read up on the internet or something?
1:15:16🔗
Unwritten Law
Sort of, after he mentioned it the first time, I kind of looked it up to see what it was about, and I couldn't find anything very educational.
1:15:27🔗
Unwritten Law
All I know is from what he's told me, and that's not very much, and having experienced it a few times.
1:15:31🔗
Drew
I've never heard of anybody reporting this as a fetish. It's kind of an unusual one, because usually it's sort of a body part, or a piece of clothing, or something like that, or an activity that they need to focus on. And the Abalone Yarmulke aside, Adam, just think about what women put up with with men, and so good nature too, right? She's like, you know, I mean, come on.
1:15:51🔗
Dr. Who
I know, and listen, a couple of things, a couple of problems with face-sitting. You can't hear anything with face-sitting.
1:16:01🔗
Dr. Who
Ironically, well, I'll tell you why in a second. You hear the sound of the ocean, it's just a sound and people could walk in, you know, parents, friends, loved ones, that kind of thing.
1:16:22🔗
Dr. Who
When hasn't it happened? That's what you should be asking. When aren't we being face-sad upon?
1:16:51🔗
Dr. Who
Here's the thing. Can we just... Let's just agree on something here. If we do in fact agree on this.
1:17:01🔗
Dr. Who
I would say that this is a deal breaker. That if she's a normal girl and she wants to have a normal relationship...
1:17:11🔗
Dr. Who
I'm just saying if you want to have intercourse and you want to have intimacy, this guy, Sven the Face-Sitter is not the guy for you. Okay?
1:17:22🔗
Drew
He's not going to change. You can sort of ease him in to intercourse once in a while and then he'll keep bringing back to the face-sitter.
1:17:31🔗
Dr. Who
I don't know that you get guys like this away from whatever they're into. I just feel like you hook them up with the right people.
1:17:47🔗
Adam
I don't know too many girls who would be opposed to just sitting down and taking it. You know what I'm saying?
1:17:59🔗
Dr. Who
Here's the reality is, is it would be good if it was a guy, meaning, as a guy, if someone would just go do something that felt good to you for hours on end, you would sign up for it. But the girls are missing the intimacy part of it and the connection part of it, therefore, you're thinking like a guy.
1:18:16🔗
Dr. Who
See what I'm saying? Which is good. That's good to occasionally think like a guy. All right. Let's, sorry for the occasionally part. What are we going to do? We want to take a call for, no, we got to call for the band. Vanessa?
1:18:34🔗
Dr. Who
Yes, I did. I saw them on my Sweet 16th perform, actually, for two girls' birthday.
1:18:45🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, I have a question for you guys about that, actually. I had saw it and I was like, oh my gosh, how cool is that to have Unwritten Law come play for my birthday party? I thought that would be totally awesome. But yet, they weren't really grateful for having you guys. They're like, yeah, I guess they're pretty cool. They're not really that famous, so they shouldn't be charging that much. I was like, how can they be so rude? And I was like, how did you guys feel that enough even thought? I mean, they were really unappreciative to have even come and play for them.
1:19:12🔗
Adam
I'm so glad that you asked this question because we've had people come to our website and ask this question a lot. And what happened was is we were, after we had seen the show, obviously, about three weeks ago when it came out, when we were pitched to the show, we were told that there was two 16-year-old girls and one of the girls, it was her birthday, and she had breast cancer and it was terminal. And we were her favorite band, and for her sweet 16, she wanted an unwritten law to play. So when we got that, we were like, of course we'll play, there's no way that we would ever, as a human being, never let that go by, especially if it's an hour out of our time for this girl. And so we went and played, we never met the girls at any time. Wow. And then we saw the show, and they were like, they thought we were Linkin Park, or they were Unwritten Who, or Beyoncé, and it all ended up, see, the whole time we were really bummed, because we weren't bummed that we were actually stoked the girl wasn't dying, so that was a blessing.
1:20:07🔗
Adam
Because that's how they pitched us, obviously to get us to come play a show for cheap.
1:20:16🔗
Adam
I believe that her dad was booking it through someone. And her dad was pitching it to someone who got to our manager. And that's how we got to do the show. And so when we got there, we never met the girls or anything like that. The climatic part did come though at the end of the show. They didn't know who Unwritten Law is. And Unwritten Law is a rock band and sometimes the shows get pretty out of control.
1:20:43🔗
Adam
If you watch the show, you can see her sitting with a bunch of skate surf kids and those guys were obviously going to get Unwritten Law and they were playing the cool card. But the great part of the story is that when she went out to go dance to Unwritten Law, they weren't dancing, they were slam dancing and she got punched right in her face. So everything was redeemed and here we are and it's a happier day because of it.
1:21:09🔗
Adam
Well, the father actually, the father who pitched us on the girl having cancer didn't know what he was getting for his daughter. Right. They found us. Oh boy. He was so surprised.
1:21:19🔗
Dr. Who
Wow. So the joke ended up being on them but still what I, you know, I was just had a friend who, a bunch of friends, someone raised said somebody had cancer, did a fundraising thing at like the comedy store or was it, maybe it was the improv. Everyone came in, they raised tons of money. Turned out the chick was fine.
1:21:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah, this stuff is going on. Neither of these girls had chemo, I can tell you that much.
1:21:46🔗
Dr. Who
They had nothing. But they got the fist though, right, the face though, right? Good. Or the back of the head. All right. Well, there you go. Interesting. Unwritten Law in studio tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
1:22:07🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. Drew's favorite Favreau. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew in Seattle tonight talking to a junior college. What won't Drew do for Nicholm? It was Scott. Yeah, it was great. Scott and Tony here tonight from Unwritten Law. CD is out. Just came out. Here's to the morning. Name of the CD. We'll hear something else off of that after we take another call or so.
1:22:44🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. There's so many shows that are out there now where it's like, listen people, you want to lose weight, you got to get real. It's like, yeah, all right. You got to tell you what you got to do right now. You got to burn more calories than you're taking in. You got to breathe. You got to eat right. And you got to move. Hold on. Really, where does that go? Now, let's see. I eat those frozen snicker bars. And I use an electric wheelchair to get around the house, even though I'm fine. Is that what he's talking about?
1:23:24🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. And they do that like, there's no magic pill. I wish there's something I could tell you right now that would be, but there's no, you got to eat. Yeah. Doesn't everyone know this by now? You just eat the crap that tastes like crap, all the raw stuff and the celery and the carrots and all that crap.
1:23:41🔗
Dr. Who
That's right. You got to decide. And I like these. I like, I look, I love when they just wax and blow hard about everything. I can't come over to your house and make you exercise. Oh, really? I was counting on you swinging by the apartment, Phil.
1:23:57🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah. Richard comes by. Yeah, I think that's for other things. So I really think he wants something. I do. I can't run on the treadmill for you. Hey, when you're at the restaurant, it comes time for you to decide whether to have a piece of cheesecake. I can't decide for you. I can't.
1:24:17🔗
Dr. Who
Jesus Christ. I want someone to come up with something good. Like I want a trick. You know what I mean? I want someone to go like you want to lose weight.
1:24:27🔗
Dr. Who
You got to do some trucker speed. Trucker speed. Or you got to pat your belly and rub your head at the same time.
1:24:34🔗
Adam
What was the one in the 80s where they put you in a thing and they just shook your belly for a long time?
1:24:46🔗
Dr. Who
The one that's nice is the electrode ones. Where it's like you strap these things on. And like I would have gone with them if they hadn't said, if they hadn't exaggerated like, you put this on for 10 minutes, it's equivalent to 2,700 pushups. It's like, what? If you'd said the equivalent to 30 pushups, I would have been signing up. So you got my credit card. But the 2,800 pushups like first off, you go rattle off 45 pushups. Tell me how you feel about 2,800 pushups.
1:25:31🔗
Drew
I like the way they do it. You tired of your stupid friends having to work hard and exercise? You got them all beat. You're going to sit back and just, you know, that's equivalent to 6,000 sit ups.
1:25:44🔗
Dr. Who
You know, what seems to be really attractive with workout equipment is the option to store it under your bed, too. For me, it's not a great option, but it's like, folds, it goes under your bed, goes right under your bed, you slide it under your bed, it's like, stop putting crap under the bed. Yeah, under the bed's where you hide when the knife-wielding maniac breaks in through the kitchen window. You want to be competing under your bed with like an ab flexor or something? You've got one leg hanging out, the guy who escaped from the mental institute comes and stabs you because you've got that piece of equipment under there? No way.
1:26:20🔗
Dr. Who
The way you're losing weight is he's moving limbs. That's the way you're... No way, Drew, am I right?
1:26:29🔗
Dr. Who
All right. Drew's tired. Where are we going, Drew? I'm going to talk to... Let's see who's been on hold the longest. I'll talk to Mike. Mike?
1:26:58🔗
Dr. Who
Since you guys were talking about taking bong loads and whatnot, I had a quick question for you. You talked about how a smoking pod is a lot different than smoking cigarettes with regards to being healthy and stuff, like not causing cancer is not proven to cause cancer.
1:27:18🔗
Drew
Well, it causes in some people, there's a lot of ways to answer that question. First of all, in some people it causes a horrible addiction. Like that guy, that guy's got it. You get a horrible addiction and as such, it can really have a profound impact on people's lives. In terms of any damaging effect, under the age of 16, even occasional pot use has shown to perhaps delay frontal lobe growth, which is the part of the brain that's rapidly developing during adolescence. So under 16, we worry about people using it at all. And in an adult, people who use it heavily can get brain shrinkage. So some certain amount of brain cell, probably glial or glu cell dropout. But that seems to be reversible though.
1:28:22🔗
Drew
.all situations the same way. It is something... You guys remember the first time you smoked pot? Yes. How about the first time you got high-smoking pot?
1:28:32🔗
Adam
First time I smoked pot was in third grade. First time I got high-smoking pot was in sixth grade. And I cubed all over my girlfriend.
1:28:38🔗
Drew
You just take a few exposures before you finally get high with it. And for the people that have this, oh my God, experience when they finally get high, we'll use every day from then on. And somewhere between one and 30 years after that gets started, the effects will wear off, people start getting depressed, they start having memory problems, have difficult initiating.
1:28:58🔗
Drew
Right, and then you either get treatment or people switch to other drugs, typically speed or opiates now. Mm-hmm, that's good times.
1:29:09🔗
Adam
Amen, European brother. I don't know, I like doing home chores, you know? Really? You do? You have a little, I'm the exact opposite, I don't like to do anything at all.
1:29:18🔗
Drew
I can do that as well. But you understand that it takes time for that effect to kick in. Some people it starts kicking in at a year, some people it's 30 years later. Eventually, in all cases, you start getting that motivational problem in the depression. And then what do you do in response to that? What are you going to do when you start feeling that way?
1:29:40🔗
Drew
They smoke a lot more pot and that accelerates the decline. And then we see them in treatment.
1:29:50🔗
Adam
It's retarded. You eat it, you don't get stoned immediately and then you're stoned for like 8 hours. It's good for long overseas flights. Yeah, yeah.
1:30:14🔗
Dr. Who
Hey kids, this is Scott from Unwritten Law. Never, ever eat pot. You should take a Valium or like, you know...
1:30:21🔗
Adam
I'm trying to put a good stop. Don't smoke cigarettes because cigarettes lead to pot and pot leads to...
1:30:30🔗
Drew
Think about having to do a drug every day of your life, whether it's cigarettes or alcohol or pot. Having to do a drug every day. Eventually, your body is not designed to take a drug in every day.
1:30:55🔗
Drew
Fexer is a good antidepressant. It's a dual agent. It's serotonergic and neuradenergic. It's good.
1:31:02🔗
Drew
Yeah, it works well for the marijuana depressions. If you smoke a lot of pot and get depressed, it works for that.
1:31:09🔗
Dr. Who
All right. Dr. Drew in Seattle. We're out here in Los Angeles way and we'll take a little break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody.
1:31:24🔗
Dr. Who
I'm Adam, Dr. Drew in Seattle tonight. Here's to the morning. Name of the unwritten law CD that you will now have to go out and get because it just came out. Scott and Tony here tonight from Unwritten Law. We'll hop back to phones and see if we can save the world one screwed up teen at a time. Lauren?
1:31:47🔗
Unwritten Law
Okay. So this is what happened to me. Oh, first of all, I want to say hi to Scott and Tony.
1:31:58🔗
Unwritten Law
Cool. Anyways, so this is what happened to me. About two weeks ago, I was just partying up with this guy I was dating. And we ended up going back to my house. Previously, we had, like, taken a few lines and drunk a little and drank a little. And I'd known him for, like, two years. And we just started dating because we were such good friends. Whatever. And so we went to bed. Well, I didn't make him fall in love with her.
1:32:23🔗
Drew
Hold it right there. This guy was waiting for two years. We were good friends. Oh, no, no, no, no. He was waiting for his moment to pounce.
1:32:49🔗
Unwritten Law
Well, yeah, this is what happened. And I've slept in the same room with him before. But I gave him no indication that I wanted to do anything. I mean, we've done stuff in the past. But that night I was just, I guess, gone or tired, whatever. So he slept in my bed and I turned the opposite away, like away from him. And whatever, I wake up at like three o'clock in the morning and he's trying to have sex with me. Like actually having sex with me. And I was just so...
1:33:18🔗
Unwritten Law
Yeah. And I was just so disgruntled and like scared that I just like waited like...
1:33:23🔗
Dr. Who
Hold on. Disgruntled is a strange word. That's like an employee who gets moved to a smaller cubicle.
1:33:41🔗
Unwritten Law
So I just kind of sat there for a little bit and then of course realizing what's going on. I was like, you know, get the hell off me, whatever, and kicked him out of my house for a little bit.
1:33:53🔗
Unwritten Law
He keeps calling me and I told him never to call me again. Don't contact me. I don't want anything to do with you.
1:34:00🔗
Drew
Maybe he's confused. I have heard of women. You know, I've done some of this work for Discovery Health Channel. We were interviewing people and several women said they like this. They seek it. They're awake having sex. They want to be awakened by the penetration.
1:34:17🔗
Dr. Who
Yeah, but wait a minute. That's a husband and wife in the sack. That's not buddies that crash out.
1:34:53🔗
Dr. Who
Let me just be realistic about this. What he did to you is sort of technically rape, except for rape is like this cast this huge net that just can't... pulls up everything, you know?
1:35:08🔗
Dr. Who
Well, it is. It's a violent crime. It's not a sexual crime. It's a violent crime where you come at the end, but it's still violent. You just... you just busted out, you know, at the end. But here, like any violent crime where you come.
1:35:22🔗
Dr. Who
I was robbing a liquor store and I pistol whipped the guy and took all his cash and then came and then ran out. It would be no different than that kind of violent... That same thing.
1:35:33🔗
Adam
It wasn't consensual, so it was rape. And I think that the less you do about this, the more this person is going to do this to someone else.
1:35:40🔗
Dr. Who
Well, but here's the problem. I mean, I'm trying to be realistic here. You were doing coke, you were doing... You were drinking with the guy. You'd have... you've had previous encounters with him and then you passed out. Now, he's going to say that you were like blacked out. He went over there and he got on and it was all consensual and then you freaked out.
1:35:59🔗
Dr. Who
It really... what he did was wrong. What he did is technically rape. Is it... do you have a case? I don't think so. I gotta be honest. Just stay away from it. You did the right thing. You reacted correctly. What he did was wrong. He doesn't deserve to be your friend. And here's the moral of the story. Don't do a bunch of coke and a bunch of booze and go pass out at a guy's house.
1:36:20🔗
Drew
This is what guys do. What are you... yeah, do not do this. You're putting yourself in situations that are so dangerous. Do not do this.
1:36:31🔗
Dr. Who
All right, then don't. I'll put you on hold. But look, you did... the point is, is you reacted appropriately. You threw the guy off you.
1:36:39🔗
Dr. Who
And you don't call him back. You learned a lesson. And by the way, you really... here's what it is. Whatever you did to you is done. As bad as that sounds, it's done. Now what you can do is learn a valuable lesson, not get yourself in this position again and move forward with your life.
1:36:59🔗
Dr. Who
We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll be, yeah, smoke weed, eat weed. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody. Well, that's the show, and it's time to say bye to a lot of people. Yeah. Dr. Drew over in Seattle, thank you very much. I want to thank Tony Scott for coming in here from Unwritten Law.
1:37:38🔗
Dr. Who
I want to thank Anderson and Michelle and Chris. And whose phone is greening? Brian?
1:37:47🔗
Dr. Who
And who else we got to thank tonight? Synthetic Dream. Lauren and producer Ann, I want to say goodbye to a friend of mine named Jennifer Popkin who died from cancer just a couple of days ago. She was a record rep. She died at 35 and went way too young. And we're all going to miss her and like to dedicate tonight's show to her memory. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew, saying mahalo.
1:38:26🔗
Dr. Who
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