Monday, January 10, 2005

1:28🔗 Drew I'm Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. All right, it's official. I've had an ass full of the rain.

1:34🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:35🔗 Drew I'm getting like, Weird, yeah. I'm never not wet. Yeah. Here's what I'm doing. Here's how I spend my day. Either getting wet or drying off before I get wet again, but I'm never actually dry. I'm actually, I happen to get like moss. I have like peat moss on my balls.

1:51🔗 Adam Which is on your toes and your nose too.

1:52🔗 Drew My balls.

1:52🔗 Adam Oh wow, that's scary.

1:53🔗 Drew I got like a chia sack going, it's just, I'm never dry.

1:57🔗 Adam You know what's weird to me, with me, I went out in the rain today, I had to do some, I had some problems with the house, leaks, you know, power outage, the whole thing. And I went out and I thought, yeah, it's raining. It's just like, it's just a matter of fact. Never stop, it's never stop. It'd be weird if it weren't raining.

2:12🔗 Drew And we're having troubles.

2:12🔗 Adam Biblical, biblical rain.

2:14🔗 Drew Like houses floating down hills and mudslides and people falling in rivers and...

2:20🔗 Adam Can we get that figured out with the city creating stringent codes for this kind of thing?

2:25🔗 Drew Listen, I'm going to say something that's not going to be popular. I know the timing may not be right, but a lot of that stuff we sent to Sumatra and some of the other countries, we're going to need some of it back.

2:35🔗 Adam The tsunami stuff.

2:36🔗 Drew I'm just saying, just please dig deep and give back some of our stuff.

2:40🔗 Adam Because we're coming apart here. Noah here in Los Angeles.

2:43🔗 Drew It's biblical. Yeah, it's bad times. And I've officially had an asshole of it. My dog smells, my nuts smell. Everything smells, Drew. Everything's wet, everything smells. And here's the other thing too. Everything is somewhere. Where's my rain jacket? Where's the umbrella? It's these things. So you live in Los Angeles, you don't know what they are. I see, I don't even know what to do. I was holding the umbrella upside down the whole time. I was holding it by just a little metal poker at the very end and thing filled up. Must have weighed 80 pounds, but I refused to flip it. No one said anything. I was just carrying around. Water sloshing all over the place was actually worse. I don't know what to do with an umbrella. I don't have...

3:23🔗 Adam Seagulls landing on the...

3:24🔗 Drew Seagulls, there was a flock of geese landed in there. I don't know what to do. Squirrels were cleaning themselves.

3:31🔗 Adam But now you do. You've been living in this for three weeks now. Three weeks.

3:33🔗 Drew I got a jacket with a hood now.

3:36🔗 Adam People understand, they think of rain, the way it rains like in New York or Pennsylvania. It sort of like, it rains. Here it just unloads. It's pelting. It's like such a dry, it's a driving rain, hour on end.

3:48🔗 Drew No, it was like my house was being sandblasted all last night. Just driving. I was up all night. I went to bed at three. There were like sirens at 5.30. I was worried. And all I do is worry about everything. Must be nice to be a chick, huh? I guess like being a newborn, right? Go to bed. Let him deal with it. I'm worried about drains and things overflowing and the dripping and the swelling and dry rot and wet rot and fungi. I'm going insane all night. I can't sleep just being pelted. All right. So yeah, it's good times. And let me just say this too. Took me. You know, we always get angry because they always feed us that line of crap when it comes to driving, which is, hey, you drive fast. You don't get there any faster. You drive, you obey all posted speed limits and stay within the law. You get to the airport just as fast.

4:39🔗 Adam You go 20, same as 100.

4:40🔗 Drew Yeah. Let me say this. Let me say this. When it rains, why do you get everywhere 20 minutes later?

4:45🔗 Adam Because you're going slower.

4:46🔗 Drew Because everyone is going slower. It's not, there's nothing to do with hydrodynamics or the moisture affecting the clock or the calendar. Instead of averaging 74, like I do every night here, I'm now averaging 61 and it takes me 11 minutes longer. You see, everybody goes slower, takes longer. I was noticing that. There's nothing better than trying to make time, by the way, Drew, when it's pouring rain outside. That's become stunt driving now. You become the A-hole of the world. Fog everywhere. I do this move too when it's foggy. I put my head, like I lean forward nine inches, so my head is up, like I become like an old man.

5:28🔗 Adam Your head's over the steering wheel.

5:29🔗 Drew Yeah, it's over the steering wheel, but I'm thinking to myself, me getting nine inches closer to the windshield.

5:34🔗 Adam It's gonna make you see everything much clearer.

5:36🔗 Drew How did, all of a sudden, I'm an eagle? How does that work? But there's something very satisfying. It's sort of like putting your ear closer to the radio when the speakers are in the back of the car. Hold on, I gotta hear something. There's something, it's like you get to do something, something satisfying about it.

5:52🔗 Adam Yeah, you feel you're doing everything you can.

5:54🔗 Drew Yeah, like, hey everybody, look, I'm leaning forward.

5:56🔗 Adam I'm at attention.

5:57🔗 Drew I'm focusing.

5:58🔗 Adam I'm working.

5:58🔗 Drew What really is gonna happen is if the airbag goes off, I'll be decapitated because my chin will be under it.

6:04🔗 Adam Hey, speaking of the tsunami thing, you want to talk about this K-Rock event?

6:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:07🔗 Adam With the, our mother station here in Los Angeles, the KROQ has got a website, krock.com, and they have a huge promotion going on right now called the Big Ass Auction. Is that right, Ann? And in this auction, amazingly, you can hire Huba Stank to play at any event you want. You can get Pennywise in your backyard, and you can be a guest on Love Line.

6:27🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:27🔗 Adam You can be the, you can broadcast on Love Line. I think we had to do more than one night myself, but right now it's just one.

6:31🔗 Drew Let's not overdo it, Drew.

6:32🔗 Adam It's about five.

6:33🔗 Drew Take batting practice with the Dodgers.

6:35🔗 Adam Well, but for people around the country, I would think the Huba Stank, the Pennywise, and Love Line would be the things they'd be interested in.

6:41🔗 Drew Yeah, but you can take drum lessons from Travis of Blink 182. Wow. Yeah. Like, he shows up stoned two hours late. That's what's gonna happen.

6:53🔗 Adam Now, the Love Line-

6:54🔗 Drew Bags your girlfriend in leaves.

6:56🔗 Adam You gotta get yourself out here, right?

6:57🔗 Drew That's what I think is gonna happen.

6:58🔗 Adam There's travels not included in these things, but it's only $500 so far to go to Love Line.

7:02🔗 Drew Part on the OC. Yeah. Yeah. This is good stuff. All the beautiful babies.

7:06🔗 Adam And this all benefits why anderson what?

7:09🔗 Drew What's anderson saying?

7:10🔗 Adam He just said thanks for something. I have no idea what he means.

7:11🔗 No, I just said that'd be an extra problem.

7:13🔗 Adam He'd be walking in the background on the OC. No, he's gonna be a guest star in Lead in one of that.

7:19🔗 Drew Yeah, he's gonna do, they're gonna do a three-part mini series.

7:21🔗 Adam He's gonna do a love scene. A three-way with the stars, in fact.

7:24🔗 Drew anderson, by the way, think about that impulse you have, by the way, right there. Now, it usually gets directed toward me and sometimes Drew, but think about the impulse to undermine. Yeah, yeah, you won't be doing it. You'll just be one of the shlebs in the back. You might get a granola bar out of the deal.

7:39🔗 Adam I'm keeping it real.

7:40🔗 Drew Yeah, all right, don't pay any money for that one. You're just gonna be in the background. They should be paying you.

7:46🔗 Adam Tsunami survivors.

7:47🔗 Drew I agree with AZ.

7:47🔗 It's because they want Loveline to get the most money.

7:49🔗 Adam It is a great event, and right now, Loveline's at $500.

7:53🔗 Drew 500 bucks.

7:53🔗 Adam It's a pretty good deal.

7:54🔗 Drew Cost me $750 to come in and do it tonight.

7:56🔗 Adam Tonight, you're gonna get a hydroplane.

7:58🔗 Drew That's a deal, everybody. Drew, what did you pay tonight?

8:01🔗 Adam I had one of those hovercrafts I had to bring in to get in here.

8:05🔗 Drew Yeah. No, I mean, it actually...

8:06🔗 Adam It was about 600 bucks.

8:07🔗 Drew Forget about gas money and transportation. We actually pay every night.

8:10🔗 Adam We love it so much.

8:11🔗 Drew Most DJs actually bring home a salary, not us, Drew. We pay to talk to the kiddies. And that's... Now, of course, if they paid me, I would have to shut up and take calls.

8:21🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

8:21🔗 Drew This is why I'm able to wax on about left turn arrows and my grandmother for hours at a time. But yeah, 311, signed guitar, concert tickets to all the big... Oh, here's a cool one, which is the Weenie Rose. Now, you don't have to be from Los Angeles to know what the Weenie Rose. This is the biggest concert of the summer. Your band can come out and open up. Yes. Yes. And here's the thing too, Drew. You think about something like your band opening up on the Weenie Rose, batting practice with the Dodgers. These are opportunities, not just thrills. Let me give you an example. You, I get in there, I take some cuts, you know.

9:01🔗 Adam Well, tell them what your story is.

9:02🔗 Drew Well, I got warning track power.

9:03🔗 Adam No, this is, no, no, no.

9:05🔗 Drew No, all I'm saying is, is your band opens, just quiet down for a second.

9:08🔗 Adam They're producers in the audience.

9:09🔗 Drew They're big wigs out there. They're coked up. They're, they're vulnerable. They got ears open. You go out in there and rock the place. I mean, think about it as a movie.

9:19🔗 Adam All of a sudden, people start cheering.

9:20🔗 Drew Oh, you win.

9:20🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

9:21🔗 Drew You start cheering for your band. They don't want you to leave.

9:23🔗 Adam Someone run back and give you a record deal.

9:25🔗 Drew You rock the place hard. You got a record deal. You take some BP with the Dodgers. You're just cranking them all over Dodger Stadium. You get signed a big league contract.

9:33🔗 Adam Immediately.

9:34🔗 Drew Yeah. I mean, these are opportunities. This isn't just some novelty. Loveline, you come in, Drew takes a shine into you, leaves his wife, marries you. You become Mrs. Dr. Pinsky. It's huge. Huge. Or maybe we hook you up with engineer Chris, single man, takes you back to his mom's house. Shows you his bottle head collection. It's going to be awesome. Spend a magical night with engineer Chris. anderson maybe comes over and throws up on you. It's awesome. Possibilities are endless. And let me tell you, so much goes, you know where the show is on this show, Drew? It's behind the scenes.

10:12🔗 Adam Oh, well, it's the walk every night to the bathroom. The long walk to our favorite bathrooms.

10:17🔗 Drew The long walk of shame to the bathroom. We have two bathrooms.

10:20🔗 Adam We have one we prefer.

10:21🔗 Drew Twice a night we go to the far away one when we really need to delve into some issues.

10:26🔗 Adam Sort of as a special me event. What if a girl wins? Can she go in to the bathroom?

10:30🔗 Drew She can come with us.

10:31🔗 Adam We've had female, Kathy Griffin came with us.

10:33🔗 Yeah, she's not really a girl.

10:35🔗 Drew You take the walk with us, anderson, please. You take the walk with us to the bathroom.

10:39🔗 Mm-hmm.

10:40🔗 Drew Yeah, you come in, you hang out. So, and it's all, I'm sure it's all a write-off, by the way, too. I'm sure it must be. Not that any of our listeners have anything to write. No one has to write anything off. All right, the parents. All right, there you go. All right. Jerry? Yes. You're 20?

10:56🔗 Adam Hey Jerry, hang on one second. So I'm gonna just, it's krockq.com, the big ass auction. Just click on that and you'll see all the things.

11:03🔗 Drew Yeah, you don't have to be in Los Angeles to take advantage of this, by the way.

11:06🔗 Adam Jerry, here we go. Jerry. Yeah. Yeah, here you go.

11:12🔗 Drew Okay.

11:14🔗 Adam All right, Jerry.

11:14🔗 Drew See what happens when I stop talking?

11:16🔗 Adam Yeah, let's start over again. There you go. Who do you want to talk to? Let's talk to Jerry. Let's start over.

11:19🔗 Drew Really?

11:19🔗 Adam Just pretend we were just getting here for the first time.

11:21🔗 Drew Jerry.

11:21🔗 Adam 20.

11:22🔗 Yeah.

11:23🔗 Drew Here we go.

11:24🔗 Okay.

11:26🔗 Yeah, I'm 20 and I'm married and for about two years now.

11:33🔗 Adam How long did you know your husband before you got married?

11:35🔗 About, we were dating for about three months.

11:38🔗 Adam Three months and then got married all of a sudden.

11:40🔗 Yeah.

11:40🔗 Adam At 18.

11:42🔗 Yeah.

11:42🔗 Adam How old is he?

11:43🔗 He's 22 now.

11:44🔗 Adam What's the hurry? What were you running away from?

11:46🔗 Nothing really. We just.

11:49🔗 Adam Is that just what people do where you live? They get married at 18?

11:52🔗 I don't know. We just wanted to.

11:53🔗 Adam I'm asking you seriously. I don't know. Around where you live, do people get married?

11:56🔗 Drew Well, she doesn't know.

11:57🔗 Adam What do you do? Did anyone in your high school get married as soon as they leave high school?

12:00🔗 Well, actually we met at Job Corps.

12:02🔗 Drew Uh-uh.

12:03🔗 We were both at Job Corps.

12:04🔗 Drew Job Corps is prison with a rake.

12:06🔗 I know it is.

12:07🔗 Drew It is a shovel, right? What happened?

12:09🔗 Well, I wasn't a bad kid.

12:11🔗 I just didn't like my school. A lot of family problems. You know, I wanted to get away from the family. So I went to Job Corps.

12:17🔗 Adam Well, you were running away from your family into this marriage. Okay.

12:20🔗 Drew And what did you do? I want to know more about Job Corps. What do you do there?

12:23🔗 Well, I liked it whenever I went there. You know, you get, you don't have to be a bad kid. You get to go there, live there for free.

12:32🔗 Drew It helps.

12:33🔗 It helps.

12:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

12:34🔗 Adam Yeah, a little bit is required. First thing they ask you in the application, are you a bad kid?

12:38🔗 No.

12:38🔗 Adam Yes or no?

12:40🔗 Drew Let me hear something you'll never hear at Job Corps. Roll call. Silverstein. Berkowitz.

12:47🔗 Wittenberg.

12:48🔗 Drew Stein. That is something you'll never... How fast would Jewish parents kill themselves if their kids went to Job Corps, Drew? Will you ever hear it?

12:58🔗 Goldfar.

13:00🔗 Will you ever hear that?

13:01🔗 Adam What do you hear?

13:03🔗 Drew Some Jones, some Washington, a little hernandez. Then you got your good old Anglos. Got your few Smiths, Johnsons. You're just not going to hear Goldfar. That's all.

13:15🔗 Adam So what's your question, Jerry?

13:17🔗 Well, I don't have a sex drive anymore.

13:20🔗 Drew Oh, hold on. You know what you're not going to hear? Yamasaki!

13:26🔗 Cheat!

13:28🔗 Adam Here's what you're going to hear.

13:29🔗 Caller Park.

13:30🔗 Drew No Koreans. I'd like to put together a list of names. Last names you're not going to hear at the Job Corps roll call. I think Parks up there, Goldfarb's pretty high, Steinman's up there.

13:45🔗 Adam Japanese names are good.

13:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

13:47🔗 Adam And then Lee. A few Chinese aren't going either.

13:49🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah, you're not going to have any Lee's, and you're not going to have like Takanoe's. No. All right. Hey, Jerry, what's your last name? Just for fun.

13:58🔗 Caller Well, it was Johnson.

14:00🔗 Drew I did have you on the list.

14:02🔗 I know.

14:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:05🔗 Adam What's your husband's name?

14:07🔗 Caller Chris.

14:08🔗 Adam No, no. His last name that you've acquired.

14:10🔗 Caller Harrison.

14:11🔗 Adam Harrison.

14:12🔗 Drew I would have that. Oh, that's number six.

14:14🔗 Caller I would have got to that.

14:15🔗 Drew All right. Now, listen, I know, I know it sounds rough, but I did say her name, didn't I?

14:24🔗 Adam Yes, you did.

14:25🔗 Drew Okay. All right. I'm just saying everyone's like, oh, stop. You shouldn't.

14:30🔗 Adam Well, you got it. All right.

14:32🔗 Drew I got her name, didn't I? Only gave two or three Anglo names. Yes.

14:37🔗 Adam You pegged it.

14:37🔗 Drew All right, Jerry. You could have piped up, by the way. You had to make me ask you. You couldn't actually. When you heard your last name being called off.

14:44🔗 Adam Now, I will defend her as I can imagine it would be hard to stop the momentum as she got nervous and go, hey, you know what? That's funny.

14:50🔗 Drew When we come back, though, you could have brought it up. Yeah. All right.

14:54🔗 Caller I'm pulling teeth with me. You know, my mom always said.

14:58🔗 Drew All right. So you want to know, what do you do at Job Corps, by the way?

15:01🔗 Caller You finish school. I finished two years of school in two months.

15:06🔗 Caller I got a trade.

15:08🔗 Drew What was your trade?

15:09🔗 Caller CNA.

15:11🔗 Caller Certified Ass Wiper.

15:13🔗 Drew CNA. Certified Ass Wiper. What's that? Some kind of nurse or something? Kind of.

15:17🔗 Caller I'm a lot lower than a nurse. I do all the cleaning of the butts and the puke and the caffeine people and stuff like that.

15:25🔗 Drew Yeah. And then and and guess what?

15:28🔗 Adam Nursing does a fair share of that, too.

15:30🔗 Drew Yeah. And then so. But you have it. You can you can get a job, right? Yeah.

15:34🔗 Caller I got a good job now because of it.

15:36🔗 Drew What do you get an hour?

15:38🔗 Caller I get paid nine fifty. A couple of my friends get paid like ten, twelve, thirteen dollars an hour.

15:43🔗 Drew She's calling for Missouri where they pay you to take an apartment. Right. That's 128 bucks a month for one bedroom. Seriously, how much is a how much is like a one or two two bedroom where you live?

15:55🔗 Caller Well, average is like three eighty, four hundred.

15:59🔗 Drew Yeah. See? Well, seriously, over here, it's seven, eight hundred bucks.

16:02🔗 Caller I can't imagine that because I was in Missouri my whole life. So I can't imagine that at all.

16:07🔗 Adam It's probably more than that.

16:07🔗 Drew Listen, I have I have friends who live in like West LA. They have a nice little townhouse, two stories, you know, you know, about twelve hundred square feet or something. Three grand.

16:17🔗 Caller I have a friend paying five hundred for a three bedroom townhouse here.

16:21🔗 Adam Five hundred.

16:22🔗 Drew Yeah, that's well. So the ten bucks ain't so bad. You know what I mean? It works.

16:26🔗 Adam Yeah, really works.

16:27🔗 Drew Move out to Missouri. Let's move the show to Missouri.

16:29🔗 Adam Let's go.

16:30🔗 Drew We walk around lighting cigars off hundreds and stuff like that. Cold Cadillac.

16:36🔗 Adam You look like Bishop John LaHood.

16:37🔗 Drew Old high school number on the hood. All right. So, all right. Well, look, I'm interested in this.

16:42🔗 Adam Your question, Jerry, is?

16:45🔗 Caller That I don't have a sex drive.

16:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:48🔗 Adam You haven't had a child, no baby or anything like that? When did the sex drive drop off?

16:54🔗 Caller About a year into it.

16:57🔗 Adam You didn't start a birth control pill or medication, anything like that at that time?

17:01🔗 Caller I've been off and on meds and birth controls and stuff like that.

17:05🔗 Adam What meds? What meds?

17:06🔗 Caller Prozac.

17:08🔗 Adam Prozac will shut you down completely. You have no sex drive when you're on Prozac typically.

17:13🔗 Caller We'll see. Before we were together and everything and I was on Prozac and birth control together, I was crazy about sex. I was like, horrid about sex, you know. And now I'm back on it and everything. I wasn't on it during this time when it started. And it's just, you know, I want to...

17:31🔗 Adam You weren't on the Prozac when you sort of shut down and then you went on the Prozac and you've stayed shut down. Is that accurate? All right. And how's the relationship going?

17:39🔗 Caller It's great. We love each other so much.

17:41🔗 Drew All right. She's fine. What'd she do? Go get her pill adjusted?

17:45🔗 Adam I wonder if she's bipolar. Can you ask her if that's ever been...

17:49🔗 Drew I could ask her. Jerry?

17:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:52🔗 Drew Are you bipolar?

17:54🔗 Caller They said I wasn't there yet.

17:57🔗 Drew But you're getting there?

17:58🔗 Caller I am. I have major depression disorder.

18:04🔗 Drew Do you guys have any kids?

18:05🔗 Caller No.

18:06🔗 Adam Good. Yeah. Have you talked to your doctor about this swing in your sex drive?

18:10🔗 Caller Yeah, but the other health problems just kind of push it over.

18:15🔗 Adam What are the health problems?

18:18🔗 Caller I've got...

18:19🔗 Caller they're doing the birth control for the cyst on my ovary. Yeah, that's nothing.

18:24🔗 Adam That's nothing.

18:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:25🔗 Adam But just being a human, a female human, they get them and get those.

18:28🔗 Caller Yeah, like everybody has that now.

18:30🔗 Adam Right. There you go. And what are your other health problems?

18:32🔗 Drew Well, that was their first one, so their next one's got to be next to nothing, too.

18:35🔗 Caller The depression and stuff like that.

18:37🔗 Adam Well, you just said that there are other health problems.

18:39🔗 Drew All right. Look, here's the thing. Talk to your doctor. Get your meds worked out.

18:43🔗 Adam You may be bipolar. That may be why you're swinging so much. There's a bipolar quality in what you're describing.

18:48🔗 Drew And no kids for a little while.

18:49🔗 Adam And talk to the doctor about maybe on antidepressants that don't shut your sex drive down so much, that don't work against you.

18:54🔗 Drew Yeah. I like this job, Cor. Let's face it. You're a crappy student. Things ain't working for you. That we put you in a camp, we teach you trade, and we get your job.

19:02🔗 Adam That's right.

19:02🔗 Drew What's wrong with that?

19:03🔗 Adam Nothing. You're the one disparaging it.

19:06🔗 Drew No, but what's, well, let's, you know, they're criminals, but let's, why won't we admit in this country that 80% of the populace isn't going to college and just act like it? I mean, I know we want to encourage people to go to college, but that leaves every, you know, here's the deal. One out of every 19 guys that went to high school with went to some meaningful college, the rest of us had nothing to do. And we're pretending like we're all going to college.

19:32🔗 Adam There's that. And then what I hate even more, I'm more disturbed by in fact, is that, okay, it's 2020 or 60 minutes, we're going to talk to what's going on with young people today. So we went to Middlebury and University of Pennsylvania, and this is what 20 year olds are thinking about.

19:47🔗 Drew 20 year olds are on the fast track to success with rich, caring parents that are going to take care of them.

19:52🔗 Adam Completely outside the curve. Yeah. Completely.

19:55🔗 Drew Completely.

19:56🔗 Adam Yeah, I agree with you.

19:57🔗 Drew Yeah, that represents a fraction of the 20 year olds that are out there. And then by the way, who aren't the source of any of the problems that we're currently having.

20:05🔗 Adam Or any of the trends either.

20:06🔗 Drew It's not gang violence that we're worried about, it's not rape, it's not incest, it's not arson.

20:12🔗 Adam Well, let's think about this out loud for a second. I'm really worried about that.

20:17🔗 Drew Flooding, flooding, flooding.

20:19🔗 Adam How would you create a system that really address that? I would go by weight, I would go by weight.

20:25🔗 Drew Now here's what I would do. I would do, I would do an evaluation somewhere around the 8th or 9th grade. I would talk to the teachers and say, look, does this kid got it or is this kid junior college material? And they'd say, well, here's my opinion. And then I would talk to the kid and I would say, look, right now you're heading toward welding school. Now if you want to go to college, it's time to pick it up. You got a semester or you got two semesters. You got until the end of the 10th grade.

20:58🔗 Adam But they did that with you and they said, oh, it's ceramics. Here you go, Adam.

21:01🔗 Drew Really? Yeah, I was a ceramics major.

21:03🔗 Adam But that's the same kind of thing, though.

21:04🔗 Drew Well, no, they said everyone has to pick a major, and ceramics was the only class that wasn't failing. Football and ceramics. I think they let football be a major, so it took ceramics. But here's the point. I was already taking like two or three ceramics classes a semester, so what are you going to do? I stand by that, and I parlayed that, and I had quite a nice living.

21:23🔗 Adam Yes, indeed. Making ashtrays.

21:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

21:27🔗 Adam I see you at the art festivals all the time, throwing the feldspar.

21:30🔗 Drew Yeah, weathered feldspar, I mean, pinch pot, slab pot, coil pot, you name it, pot pot.

21:38🔗 Adam I told you I found a coil pot out in the woods one time.

21:41🔗 Drew All right, let's not digress. The point is, all right, here's what I do. So I do a little early assessment about the ninth grade. Let's face it, you know who's going and who isn't. There's a couple, there's maybe 10% that are sort of on the fence, could go this way, could go that way, if they started applying themselves. Then we give a little speech to them. Look, you want to go to college? And by the way, if you don't want to go to college, great. Because here's the thing, you could go to college for four years, spend a lot of money, rack up a lot of student loans and on maybe pick up a venereal disease. And at the end of it, you could end up with an art history major that basically had you back at square one once you graduated. You could go in to substitute school teaching for 12 bucks an hour. Or you could get into welding, I get you a job in the defense industry and you make $28.50 an hour and then golden time and you get a big strong union and all that kind of stuff like that. By the time you're 20, you're making 18, 25 bucks an hour. So I would have liked to do that. By the way, some of these people have families that don't have money, the dad's not around, they got to bring something back to the nest. So anyway, about then I would ask them and then by the 10th grade, it was time to start separating the wheat from the chaff, Drew. See what I'm saying?

22:47🔗 Adam It's quite an image.

22:48🔗 Drew You could play sports, you could go to the prom, there'd be a separate welding retard, roofing retard prom for you. No, you go to all things, you do everything. But when you go in, you didn't waste your time just sitting there in some student government class or something. You'd actually be learning electronics or plumbing or whatever. Yes?

23:04🔗 Adam Yes.

23:04🔗 Drew Yes. Or stripping. Oh. Oh, yes. That'll be a weed out the hotties. We don't need you pushing pencils, sweetie pea. Give me that peachy folder.

23:13🔗 Adam You don't want them to weld?

23:14🔗 Drew Put these pasties on. Yeah.

23:15🔗 Adam I guess the well is what you do.

23:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:17🔗 Adam All right.

23:17🔗 Drew Let's take a break, Drew. We took a call and a half. That seems like enough. People, people, people. You want to give some money to a good cause, you go to krock.com and go to the big ass auction. It doesn't matter if you're in LA. You can be across the country and get a chance to come in here and co-host Loveline. You can go to Vegas with the Fabulous Striker. You can get tickets to all the K-Rock concerts. You can get 311 signed guitar. I mean, it goes on.

23:45🔗 Adam But the Pennywise in your house or the Poovastank at the event of your choice.

23:49🔗 Drew You get to sprint through an episode of the OC. Batting practice with the Dodgers, whatever you want.

23:55🔗 Adam Opportunities, not just experiences.

23:57🔗 Drew No, again, again, no, not just novelty experiences. You'll be playing on stage. You might even, you might work. I say if you have a good batting practice with the Dodgers, you could very well work your way into the lineup.

24:11🔗 Adam In the 20 minutes we've been discussing this, the Loveline went from 502 to 1550.

24:16🔗 Drew 1550, 15 dollars and 50 cents. That is good cash. But I'd like to see it get up around 17 dollars before the night is over. Yes, Drew? No, 1550 dollars? No, no one's ever gonna cough that up for this show. Huh? All right, listen, Drew, you know what you should do?

24:35🔗 Adam Here's what you should do.

24:36🔗 Drew Here's what you should do. I gave three grand, you son of a bitch. You should kick something in. Now, I won't embarrass you on the air because I know you're gonna be more in that $80 to $85 range, but if you're calling in people, you should kick them back. You know what you should do? You should rebate them.

24:51🔗 Adam I should rebate them, or I should match them.

24:53🔗 Drew Ooh, you should match them, but that ain't ever gonna happen. Well, look, let's face it, it's not getting over two grand. You need a write-off. These people need it. All right, you think about it, Drew. All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. I love so much of it. When I found out that my partner, Jimmy and Daniel, didn't like them, I got angry.

25:41🔗 Adam Of course.

25:42🔗 Drew It's like, oh, so good.

25:44🔗 Adam What's the matter with them? It doesn't matter with them.

25:46🔗 Drew It's really, it's like going, hey, who could go for a BJ? Not me. Like, huh?

25:52🔗 Adam That sounds like them.

25:54🔗 Drew Oh, no, no, they're passionate men. Very passionate men.

25:58🔗 Adam They don't like cars, they don't like automobiles.

26:00🔗 Drew Well, all right, maybe not. You ready to keep rocking? Here we go. All right, phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1. Yeah, nine, one. Ready to go? Where are we? Speak to Adina. Adina?

26:13🔗 Yeah.

26:14🔗 Drew You're 24?

26:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:17🔗 Adam What's up?

26:19🔗 Caller I was calling you guys because I think I might have a vikings addiction problem, but if I do, I wanna know what you're doing to me internally.

26:33🔗 Adam Well, I wish I could scare you off it, but the reality is that opiates were originally developed as such good medications or considered such good medications because they don't hurt anything. They were capable of removing pain without harming the body. Now, some people get concerned about the Tylenol or the acetaminophen in the Vicodin, but the fact is the way people escalate their Vicodin use when they're addicted, I've treated thousands of Vicodin addicts. I've only seen one case of liver inflammation, liver toxicity from the Tylenol in the Vicodin.

27:03🔗 Drew Really?

27:03🔗 Adam Yeah. It's just that you slowly, your liver can adjust and create the machinery to break it down and not make it toxic.

27:09🔗 Drew Well, is the same mechanism in your body that makes it possible for you to, once you got off on one and a half of them, now you need 55 of them to get off, isn't that almost the same event going on in your body?

27:24🔗 Adam Yeah, that's actually a brain event and this is a liver.

27:28🔗 Drew But I understand.

27:29🔗 Adam But the body adjusting.

27:30🔗 Drew Your body adjusts, yeah. I mean, your liver adjusts, your brain adjusts, and everything sort of adjusts.

27:36🔗 Adam The body tries to maintain homeostasis.

27:38🔗 Drew Right.

27:39🔗 Adam Because you're hungry, you eat, you're thirsty, that's your body's basic mechanism.

27:42🔗 Drew Right, and you dump a bunch of crap in it and it tries to even it out.

27:47🔗 Adam Keep it under control. But at the end of the problem with Vicodin and all the opiates, they're not the way they harm the body, it's the severe addiction that they cause.

27:54🔗 Drew And does your brain do the same thing? I mean, does your brain, it's like...

27:58🔗 Adam That's where that really happens.

27:59🔗 Drew I have 10 of these, I have to even my thought out.

28:02🔗 Adam I have 10 of these, I gotta make it so I can work with this. That's why you have withdrawal. Because all those compensations are still there when you take the drug away.

28:10🔗 Drew But I have 10, and I'm not getting effed up anymore because my body's evened out. I need 20 now.

28:17🔗 Adam That, but the addictive process is the usurpation of the survival systems. The survival systems don't work right now.

28:23🔗 Drew Hold on, when you get to 100 though, it goes back to one, am I right? It's if you can make it past 100, you'll be back to one again.

28:31🔗 Adam Many have tried. The other thing with Vicodin, I tell you there is one bad thing with Vicodin that I think about it that is important for you to know is it can cause deafness. Even in relatively small doses, it can cause deafness. Can you hear me? What was that?

28:42🔗 Caller I mean, yeah, I've never heard of that before.

28:44🔗 Adam Yes, it can. It's a rare, well, not an, it's an uncommon, maybe rare event, but I've seen, I had a guy taking 100 Vicodin a day and developed stone deafness, just completely deaf.

28:54🔗 Caller My biggest concern is, I mean, I have at least two every day. I mean, it's been four months now, but my blood pressure, I know, is starting to get up into like the 160 some day.

29:06🔗 Adam Well, that's the withdrawal symptoms. The thing that you got to get treated, that's it.

29:11🔗 Drew Two a day?

29:12🔗 Adam That's still, she's in the light weight.

29:14🔗 Drew Light weight.

29:15🔗 Adam So hopefully, you won't.

29:16🔗 Caller What do they do to treat you though?

29:18🔗 Adam You have to go into the program. You have to be detoxed.

29:21🔗 Drew Stop doing it and go send you home.

29:22🔗 Adam You have to be in a structured environment. You have to get a 12-step process going. It takes time. Opiate addiction is a very difficult problem.

29:29🔗 Drew Are you really only doing two a day?

29:32🔗 Caller Yeah, I am, but I only weigh about, I don't know, 105 pounds, and for me...

29:37🔗 Drew Yeah, no, I see. All right.

29:40🔗 Adam You go to a treatment program. Opiate addiction, in my opinion, cannot be treated outside of a hospital.

29:45🔗 Drew Let me say this.

29:45🔗 Adam And it's always progressive.

29:47🔗 Drew They say that chicks get paid like 75 cents on the dollar.

29:50🔗 Adam Do it by weight?

29:51🔗 Drew Well, let's think about a chick's life, first off. How much more food do you eat than your wife? You know what I mean? Twice as much.

29:59🔗 Adam Easily.

29:59🔗 Drew Not one-quarter as much. You know, you eat 25% more. You eat twice as much.

30:04🔗 Adam 100% more. Yeah.

30:05🔗 Drew And, you know, for me, like, if I got to get jacked up, I got to drink a six-pack or a bottle of wine.

30:11🔗 Adam Five times as much.

30:12🔗 Drew I got to drink a lot more, yeah. My wife has a shot at night while she's wiped out. Yeah. My mom, my mom, a little half a glass of champagne, she's just swinging off the chandelier. I mean, it's a cheaper lifestyle.

30:25🔗 Caller But how much more do their shoes cost?

30:27🔗 Adam Shoes.

30:27🔗 Drew Their shoes are more. Their shoes are more. Give them that. But think about the lifestyle.

30:31🔗 Adam But the shoes, yeah.

30:32🔗 Drew They're like those little, you know, like a woman could be, you know what I love, too? Oh, must be nice. A woman could be like the, you know, Britney Spears, you know, make $20 million a year, but once a Volkswagen bug, once a $19,000 car. It's a guy that wouldn't work. Right. You need to drive something that was so well. You make $10 million a year, you gotta drive a million dollar car. You see what I mean? They could be happy driving.

30:57🔗 Adam But they have the $20 million a year, they have to have a million dollar diamond.

30:59🔗 Drew Well, yeah, but if you're a brother, you know what I mean?

31:03🔗 Adam Well, they got the diamonds and the car. Yeah.

31:05🔗 Drew Okay, here's my point. Much more to be a black guy in this society.

31:09🔗 Adam Okay, yeah, point.

31:09🔗 Drew With the rims and the jewelry.

31:10🔗 Adam So they need to have more.

31:12🔗 Drew They need to make the most, that's right.

31:13🔗 Adam And there's a history to compensate with it.

31:15🔗 Drew I'm just saying when you weigh out the whole 75 cents on the dollar and most of the guys they're living with, paying the utility bills and the mortgage half the time, I think they're coming out on top. We just think about food consumption.

31:27🔗 Adam Oh, and how about your porn budget?

31:30🔗 Caller Oh.

31:31🔗 Adam Yeah, it's just bottling.

31:33🔗 Drew Into the millions.

31:33🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

31:34🔗 Drew All right. You ready to go, Drew?

31:35🔗 Adam Yeah.

31:36🔗 Drew Oh, we got a little Germany or Florida coming up. This is exciting. Justin?

31:40🔗 Caller How's it going, guys?

31:41🔗 Drew 24. What's up, buddy?

31:43🔗 Caller Love the show. Drew, I just want to say you're a man of extreme passion and, Adam, you are a true genius. And our Rams are going to get it done this Saturday.

31:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:51🔗 Caller You know this, baby. You know this.

31:53🔗 Drew No, I don't know it, but I'd like to see the Rams win. And let me just say this to all the A-hole S-kickers out here from Parts Unknown with your beloved teams that you abandoned. Everyone, I want to say to me.

32:05🔗 Adam You've been a Rand fan since they were here. You continue to be a Rand fan even when they moved.

32:09🔗 Drew We don't have another team. What am I supposed to do? That's my old thing. It's like I grew up in Los Angeles. I was a Rams fan for, you know, 30 years, and then they moved. And now it's like, everyone's like, I can't believe you're still a fan. First off, this, by the way, coming from Jimmy's cousin Sal's, a huge Dallas Cowboys fan, has ever even been there. His dad got him a stupid football helmet lamp when he was nine, and that's it. The temerity to point the finger at me, everyone else is just some J-Off who's from New York or from Boston, they haven't been there in 10 years, and they're never going back. Please, how dare you people point your greasy fingers at me.

32:45🔗 Adam I'm a Rams fan too for the same reason.

32:48🔗 Caller If you did get a team, would you give up on the Rams? If you got a team in LA?

32:51🔗 Adam It'd be hard, we grew up with them.

32:52🔗 Drew I think you always liked the team you grew up with, just like a lot of people that were Brooklyn Dodger fans, you know, still followed the Dodgers after they moved to LA. But it would certainly help if we had a team out here. We have no team and the team we have left. And here's my question to everybody. Who am I supposed to root for then, if not for the team I grew up rooting for? Right, thank you. You're very compelling tonight, Drew. Go ahead, Justin.

33:17🔗 Adam Hang on a second, Justin. Little unsettled, the producer, Ann has been sitting in the studio with us for 45 minutes. I've never seen this before.

33:24🔗 Drew Well, she's working hard on this tsunami relief stuff, and she's depressed about her chargers, speaking of teams.

33:32🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

33:33🔗 Drew So promising.

33:34🔗 Adam You didn't go down there this weekend, did you?

33:36🔗 Drew No. Justin?

33:38🔗 Caller Yep.

33:39🔗 Drew What's up?

33:39🔗 Caller All right, here we go. A local man, his sleep interrupted constantly by loud noises from a nearby Stato Masticism parlor, decided to inflict his own punishment on a patron of the club by shooting him with a pistol in a bid for peace and quiet. Police said the man, age 22, entered the neighboring club to complain about the loud noise and then attacked a 37-year-old client with the gas-powered pistol after finding the dominatrices absent. The victim suffered a cut lip and impaired hearing.

34:10🔗 Adam Jazz-powered pistol.

34:11🔗 Drew Must have been one of the CO2 pistols.

34:15🔗 Adam Is it a pellet?

34:16🔗 Drew I said 22 though, didn't you? You're talking about a pellet gun?

34:19🔗 Adam Pellet gun, pellet gun.

34:20🔗 Drew I thought you said a 22 pistol.

34:22🔗 Caller It says again, no, he's aged 22.

34:25🔗 Drew Oh, I'm sorry.

34:25🔗 Caller A 22 pistol, and he just says a gas-powered pistol.

34:28🔗 Drew All right. That's a pellet gun.

34:31🔗 Caller Well, he shot him in the face, but apparently. The victim suffered a cut lip and impaired hearing.

34:36🔗 Drew Okay, hold on, Justin.

34:37🔗 Adam Germany or Florida?

34:39🔗 Drew Wow. Pellet gun feels German.

34:42🔗 Adam He's not giving us anything else? It fell again, so 21. Were there any more hints?

34:47🔗 Caller Nope, that's about it.

34:48🔗 Adam That's the story, all right.

34:50🔗 Drew Drew, you know that little voice inside your head?

34:52🔗 Adam Ignore it.

34:52🔗 Drew Stop trusting. Stop trusting your instincts. Start trusting my voice inside my head. Okay. There it goes. Okay, go ahead.

35:02🔗 Adam The way it was written sounded peculiar. Notice that. Was that a peculiar way of writing?

35:08🔗 Drew I'd say the S&M Club felt German.

35:11🔗 Adam The pellet guns felt Florida to me.

35:12🔗 Drew Yeah, that's tough. That's weird because I get the feeling like pellet guns in Germany are...

35:17🔗 Adam Really?

35:19🔗 Drew There's more of them. No, the pellet gun, I think they probably have competitions and stuff, you know?

35:25🔗 Adam Like shooting...

35:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

35:26🔗 Adam Okay.

35:27🔗 Drew Yeah. The S&M, 22, shooting them in the face.

35:33🔗 Adam That sounds Florida-ish.

35:34🔗 Drew Tough.

35:35🔗 Adam The behavior is so Florida. Wanna split? I'll go Florida, you go Germany?

35:38🔗 Drew I've been getting killed, Drew. I can't take more losses. I'll go Germany.

35:44🔗 Caller All right.

35:45🔗 Adam Go Florida.

35:45🔗 Caller All right. Justin, you guys are split on this, huh?

35:54🔗 Yeah!

35:56🔗 Caller Yeah!

35:57🔗 Hell yeah!

35:59🔗 Adam Yeah!

36:01🔗 Yeah!

36:02🔗 Hell yeah!

36:03🔗 Adam You will grab me, though. That is Floridian behavior.

36:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

36:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:07🔗 Drew I think the... but the pellet gun felt more...

36:11🔗 Adam It was presented international.

36:12🔗 Drew You want to go Florida's BB gun. You know what I'm saying?

36:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:17🔗 Drew Pellet gun and this rocket and also the fact that it's a gas operated gun, but they didn't give it a name.

36:23🔗 Adam Right. Right.

36:24🔗 Drew Suggest some foreign something. It was a little translation thing. Right. And the S&M Club.

36:30🔗 Adam Germany.

36:31🔗 Drew Feels German, yes?

36:32🔗 Adam Yeah, it does. All right. And so we got the K-Rock's Big Ass Auction. Where are we at with Loveline?

36:38🔗 Drew We were at $1,550 when we left off. That is you coming in, sitting in, co-hosting one night. Everything from warming up my coffee to cupping my snacks.

36:51🔗 Adam Playing Germany or Florida.

36:52🔗 Drew Playing Germany or Florida.

36:53🔗 Adam Playing Ace's Accordion Ranchero Countdown.

36:56🔗 Drew Yeah, see the magic. I may even wear sweatpants.

36:59🔗 Adam Meeting Chief thunder Bear perhaps? Yeah, it's hard.

37:03🔗 Drew It's tough. He doesn't believe in hell. But he believes everything is from the spirits. And if you get in and tamper with it, you're sort of tampering with the spirits. It's tough with the translation, but I get the feeling it's just really cheap.

37:18🔗 Adam Anyway, it's krock.com, kroq.com. What's the actual official title? The Tsunami Relate, Krock for Relief, Big Ass Auction. If you click on that, you can bid on becoming a guest up here. You can get Interpol tickets, is that right? You can open for bands, for the Krock Winnie Rolls. Here it is.

37:38🔗 Drew Drew, you're like a professor at that stuff. What don't you know?

37:42🔗 Adam Wait a minute, this is all.

37:43🔗 Drew Yeah?

37:44🔗 Adam Interpol, see Interpol in Paris. Get Pennywise in your home.

37:47🔗 Drew Interpol in Paris. Yeah.

37:48🔗 Adam Concert, airline tickets, hotel.

37:50🔗 Drew It's impossible to say about spitting on somebody.

37:52🔗 Adam Whoopis Tank, whatever event you like them to come to. No doubt, sign guitars.

37:56🔗 Drew Whoopis Tank comes to your event?

37:57🔗 Adam Yes, plays your event, your bar mitzvah, whatever.

38:01🔗 Drew Wow.

38:01🔗 Adam I know.

38:02🔗 Drew Wow.

38:03🔗 Adam It's for a great cause, so.

38:04🔗 Caller All right.

38:05🔗 Drew Let's take a little break. We'll be right back after this.

38:14🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

38:29🔗 Drew Yeah, everybody, rock on.

38:31🔗 Caller It's Loveline.

38:32🔗 Drew I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-E-E-1-9-1. So you go to K-Rock, the web address, krock.com, and you go to the big-ass auction, and you bid on one of these many, many, many, too many for me to list, but really cool things, and then you go do them. One of them is coming to the studio. Cool. Hang out.

38:56🔗 Adam So if somebody pays $2,000 to come in here and join us, you're going to talk to them? Please? Yeah, it's going to be a lot. We got thunder Bear in here.

39:03🔗 Drew I'll get Chris. I'll get Chris to talk to him. I'm like, Chris, tell what's this? No, so get me some more coffee. Thanks. Oh, please stay away from the macadamia nuts. Those were a gift from a listener.

39:16🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what it's going to be like. Or anderson.

39:19🔗 Drew I got an EH under one of my muck locks. Could you reach in there? Yeah. Yeah.

39:23🔗 Adam Well, at least you talk to him.

39:24🔗 Drew Use a wire hanger. That's good.

39:25🔗 Adam Yeah.

39:26🔗 Drew Yeah. No, what do you mean? You know, I'll show you the time of your life.

39:29🔗 Adam Your loquacious self, gregarious, loquacious.

39:32🔗 Drew Reach around is what you'll be getting. That's for the gents. The ladies, no reach around, which is its own gift.

39:39🔗 Adam Yeah.

39:40🔗 Tara.

39:42🔗 Caller Hi, it's Tara.

39:43🔗 Adam I knew there was a correction coming. I knew it.

39:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

39:46🔗 Adam I knew it.

39:47🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, any of the terrors that are Tars are Tars or Tara, you know what you get. You correct me on that. Listen, here's the deal. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Are they spelled differently?

39:59🔗 Adam No.

40:00🔗 Drew Okay. They have to be spelled differently.

40:02🔗 Adam Well, people don't remember Tara, Don't Call Me Tara, Goddamnit.

40:08🔗 Drew We used to have a lovely, lovely, lovely phone screener who was called Tara, Don't Call Me Tara, Goddamnit.

40:15🔗 Adam Because that was how she basically introduced herself.

40:17🔗 Drew She would go nuts on you if you ever called her Tara. First off, nobody else gives a rat's-hiny about the way you pronounce your ridiculous name, number one. Number two, if the name is spelled the same way, then we just have to decide on a pronunciation. Otherwise, you're gonna go through an entire life of just correcting people. And number three, don't correct anybody. I'm gonna talk to you for 15 seconds and then you're gone.

40:44🔗 Adam Tara really should be like the Spanish.

40:46🔗 Drew And you know what? Not gonna use your name again. That's an interesting point. That's the only time it's coming up, really. Right. It's not like, listen Tara, listen Tara, you gotta search your soul. Tara, Tara, have you been to Tara? You've gotta go to Tara. You've been everywhere, but you've never been to Tara. Tara, sweetie Tara, listen to me.

41:05🔗 Caller Tara, precious Tara, Tara, Tara, Tara.

41:09🔗 Caller No, don't talk, don't talk.

41:11🔗 Drew Now, it's not gonna happen. I say your name once at the top.

41:13🔗 Adam Tara really should, right, in this show, Tara really should be T-E-R-R-A, like Taraferma.

41:19🔗 Drew Yeah, because, because Tara.

41:21🔗 Adam Why not? It's a little, this little sort of, Yeah. Exoticness to it.

41:25🔗 Drew Salt of the Earth, Tara. Yeah, because a terrorist, how do you spell that? Terrorists, that's how you spell T-E-R-R-A, right? Yeah, terrorism. Yeah.

41:34🔗 Adam Tara.

41:35🔗 Drew Yeah, what? Now, here's the thing. T-A-R-A, that's, how can that be anything else but Tara?

41:40🔗 Adam Maybe her name is spelled T-E-R-A and the screener screwed it up. Let's give her one chance.

41:47🔗 Drew Tara? No. Tara?

41:51🔗 Caller Tara works.

41:51🔗 Caller I get it all the time.

41:53🔗 Adam How do you spell your name?

41:54🔗 Caller It is T-A-R-A.

41:56🔗 Drew And that's Tara.

41:57🔗 But I didn't spell it to your screener.

41:59🔗 Adam Yeah, they spelled it right.

42:01🔗 Drew But here's the deal. If your name looks like Tara, you're going to get called Tara every single time.

42:07🔗 Adam Certainly when they see your name written.

42:08🔗 Caller I get to thank my parents for that.

42:10🔗 Drew All right. Well, you know what you should do? Go to Tara.

42:14🔗 Adam Or switch the spelling.

42:15🔗 Drew Or switch the spelling.

42:16🔗 Adam All right. What's up?

42:18🔗 Caller I just have a question. I got married about a year ago.

42:22🔗 Caller And I was a virgin when I met my husband.

42:25🔗 Caller And we just have such sexual issues.

42:27🔗 Caller Like he has very high libido. And I guess I don't really have much of one.

42:31🔗 And most of the time it hurts.

42:33🔗 Caller And I don't know if it's him or if it's me.

42:36🔗 Adam Is there any kind of anatomic mismatch?

42:40🔗 Caller I don't believe so.

42:42🔗 I mean, I don't know.

42:42🔗 Drew You guys fit together. That's a big word for Minnesota, Drew.

42:46🔗 Adam Come on. You fit. That's not the problem. And what point is?

42:50🔗 Caller Six-four, I'm five-eleven. It's perfect.

42:52🔗 Adam Okay, well I'm not talking about your heights.

42:54🔗 Drew A lot of honky. And how big is Pecker?

42:59🔗 Caller Well, I've asked him that.

43:01🔗 And he says average.

43:03🔗 Drew He says average.

43:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:04🔗 Adam That's five and a half inches.

43:06🔗 Drew Nothing to compare it to. Okay.

43:08🔗 Adam And Tara, at what point is there pain? Is it right at the initiation or have you been in there for a while? What's the story?

43:16🔗 Caller We usually right at the beginning and then it's okay for a while. And then if we get a little rough, I guess it really starts to hurt again. Well, I don't know if it's hitting my cervix or.

43:25🔗 Adam Well, but the deep penetration will hurt some people, particularly if you have a history of ovarian cyst or endometriosis. Even so, you go for a while, you can dry either way. There are normal reasons that things can start to hurt after five or even ten minutes.

43:36🔗 Drew Why don't you get a little udder bomb and put it down there?

43:39🔗 Adam Oh, they tried that. Yeah.

43:40🔗 Drew It's one of those Minnesota things.

43:42🔗 Adam They tried that. I know Minnesota. They would have tried that already.

43:46🔗 Drew Okay. So do you love the guy? Are you uptight? Were you ever abused?

43:50🔗 Nope. Absolutely not. wonderful parents and I am totally in love with him.

43:54🔗 Drew Beautiful. Then it's just about lubrication and relaxation.

43:57🔗 Adam Are you on medication?

43:59🔗 Caller Nope. Not at all.

43:59🔗 Caller But I don't understand.

44:01🔗 Caller One of my bigger questions is the libido issue.

44:03🔗 Caller I don't understand why I don't crave it.

44:05🔗 Caller Is it because, I mean, I'm in law enforcement.

44:07🔗 Is it because it's stressful?

44:09🔗 Drew You're 22, number one. And let's face it, 22 year old women, even though you're packing a piece and you got your shield and you take down a perp if you have to, 22 is still young for a woman sexually. You'll be different at 28 and you'll be different at 37.

44:27🔗 Adam That is true.

44:27🔗 Drew You'll be different at 45, which is horrible. But it's true. I mean, that's the way it is. 22, you've not come into your own.

44:34🔗 Adam There is absolutely that. And you say you're not on birth control or anything like that?

44:39🔗 Caller No, I do have that copper IUD.

44:41🔗 I had that put in the combo.

44:43🔗 Adam And by the way, that can be painful with deep penetration too. That might be part of the problem. And you've never been sexually active. You may be anxious about it. And certainly he has got to understand. You see, men and women have great confusion about what causes desire in women. And for men, all they have to do is have a sexual thought or you see a part of a female body and they become desirous immediately. For a woman, it takes a lot more. It's much more about the discussion or relationship and time and touching and diamonds and flowers and things that...

45:13🔗 Drew Picnics.

45:14🔗 Adam Picnics. They make them feel a certain way. And you have to figure out what that is and communicate that to him. So he understands how to sort of get you going there. With him, he's confused why you don't... When you think about sex, you don't want to have it immediately. And you also have to appreciate that's the way he is.

45:28🔗 Drew All right, baby doll. How's the law enforcement going?

45:31🔗 Caller It's good. I actually, I really enjoy it. All right, good. I got into it fairly young and I've been in it ever since.

45:38🔗 Drew No kidding. Well, what do you do? You drive around in a car? You have a partner?

45:41🔗 Caller Yep, I'm on patrol.

45:42🔗 I have no partners.

45:43🔗 Caller Kind of on my own.

45:44🔗 Drew Do you play by your own rules?

45:46🔗 Yep, it's kind of nice.

45:48🔗 Drew That's me. It's what I do. I play by my own rules. You know what I'm saying?

45:53🔗 Adam Take any trouble that way.

45:55🔗 Drew Tough, street wise. Well, listen, I don't need the mayor and the DA and my CO and all those people.

46:01🔗 Adam You mean that African American guy with the suspenders? Yeah. He yells at you every day?

46:05🔗 Drew Yeah, he's a big mustache, he's heavyset. And every time I walk by, he opens his blinds. I go, Corolla, get in here, boy. And I go in there and he just starts yelling, don't you eyeball me. And he just starts screaming at me about the mayor and the DA and the city council.

46:21🔗 Adam How much it cost the last time you were out playing by your own rules.

46:25🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he then he gives me a special. Then he tells me this. Then he's like, now the Pope's coming into town and I don't want you anywhere near this one, Corolla. We'll see. And then he, then he threatens to lift my shield. That'll lift your shield for that. He starts screaming at me. That's my badge. Then he wants my piece. And I take my one, I took my 44 revolver, drop it down the table and give me the other one. He knows I keep, he knows I keep a Friday night special. Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, early Saturday night special in a holster that's in boot holster. I take that too. Know what I mean?

47:00🔗 Adam In the sock suspender.

47:02🔗 Drew That's right.

47:03🔗 Adam Sock.

47:03🔗 Drew Yeah, all right, that's enough.

47:05🔗 Caller That's enough, right?

47:06🔗 Adam I'm tired.

47:08🔗 Drew Friday night special in the socks.

47:09🔗 Adam What do they call those things? Garter belt, sock garter belt?

47:14🔗 Drew All right, buddy, what are you doing? We're okay, who are you? Mickey Spillane? Quiet down over there. We'll take ourselves a little break. Chris, you know Mickey Spillane is?

47:23🔗 Adam Okay. You know what his profession was?

47:26🔗 Mickey who?

47:27🔗 Drew All right. We'll be right back after this.

48:04🔗 Yeah.

48:06🔗 Caller Woo.

48:07🔗 Drew Loveline, baby dolls. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm Ace. That's my pod, Dr. Drew. All right, Drew. Now, we're talking all night about this relief program for the tsunami victims, and you go to krock.com. That's the mother station out here. You don't have to be from Los Angeles. You just go to krock.com, and there's many, many interesting things to bid on, because a lot of these bands have stepped up, and other people have stepped up, including us here, although it's really not anything for us. You come in, hang out, make a bid, and you get to spend a day, a night, I should say, over here doing Loveline. Yes, Drew?

48:49🔗 Adam What the current bid is?

48:50🔗 Drew What is the current bid?

48:51🔗 Adam $3,003.

48:53🔗 Drew $3,003. Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot. But again, we pay to come in and do the show ourselves. Engineer Chris gets $10 an hour, which is like really, in a way, like paying.

49:09🔗 Adam In a way, yeah.

49:10🔗 Drew Yeah. Seriously. Are you up to $11 yet, Chris?

49:13🔗 Caller No.

49:16🔗 Drew So you're saying you're a 10.

49:18🔗 Caller Yes.

49:18🔗 Drew So you get $20.

49:20🔗 Caller That's correct.

49:21🔗 Drew All right, buddy. That's okay. That's doing all right. That's doing horribly. That's a mess.

49:27🔗 Adam You're paying to be here, so.

49:28🔗 Drew Yeah, I like the job. All right. You like the gig?

49:30🔗 Adam You could do worse than this. You like the abuse you take from him every night?

49:33🔗 Drew He's on a national radio show.

49:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, speaking of national radio show, I needed some help from our audience. I'm doing a show for Discovery Health Channel, and we need a couple who is willing to keep a video masturbation diary, not of them masturbating, but of what they've done, and to sort of be able to talk out how different maybe you and your partner.

49:51🔗 Drew Are you saying they should use a video camera to masturbate through, that they should actually put the camera on?

49:57🔗 Adam To discuss what they've done, what time, what habits, how often, that kind of thing, so they can compare. The other thing is we're doing a show on phobias, like people that are fearful of penises or having oral sex, or guys that don't want to go down on women, that kind of thing. You could do that show. I know it's a phobia in your case, but if you call in, the screeners will talk to you and put you on with somebody from the television program and get you on TV.

50:21🔗 Drew All right. When are you doing that?

50:23🔗 Adam Before I start filming, it's going to air in June. So I think probably really these people will, February probably will need them.

50:29🔗 Drew All right. We'll look forward to that. You can, all right. Well, I'm not going to tell you more. If you go to krock.com, you can take a look at many, many, many cool things you can do. Of course, money should ride off and it's going to worthy cause. Nisha?

50:47🔗 Yes. Yes.

50:49🔗 Drew What's up?

50:51🔗 Not much. I thought I'd just call and ask this question. My boyfriend, we've been going out for about a year and maybe three or four times when he's had an orgasm, he has been ejaculated.

51:03🔗 Adam Just out of curiosity, are you...

51:05🔗 Drew Stick?

51:06🔗 Adam Irwindale Speedway?

51:07🔗 Caller Where are you?

51:08🔗 Drew You're driving one of those outlaw midget sprint cars?

51:11🔗 No, I'm just driving in the car.

51:13🔗 Drew Oh, you're in the car, okay.

51:14🔗 Adam And you're driving?

51:16🔗 No, my boyfriend's driving.

51:17🔗 Drew All right. What's he got under the hood?

51:22🔗 I don't know. Ask him.

51:24🔗 Caller Ford's owner. It's a Civic.

51:25🔗 Drew It's a Civic.

51:26🔗 Adam It didn't sound like it.

51:27🔗 Drew All right. Do you got something going? You got some exhaust or something going on there? Maybe a throttle body?

51:33🔗 Caller It's factory.

51:35🔗 Adam Say it again?

51:36🔗 Caller Yeah, see, you hear me revving it up.

51:38🔗 Drew Oh, okay. Bone stock, huh?

51:40🔗 Caller Fully stock.

51:42🔗 Adam All right.

51:42🔗 Drew Fully stock. But I like a guy, by the way, hold on, let me say this. You know what drives me nuts? Everything drives me insane, but when I drive with people, when I drive with someone who drives a stick, I may even yell at you for this, Drew, which is the guy who shifts prematurely with the stick. Yeah. He puts it in first, he gets up like 14, 1500, then it's in the second, and then he gets it up to like 1600.

52:05🔗 Adam You don't yell at me.

52:06🔗 Drew Okay. Then he's in the third, and now we're in fourth gear, we're going 28 miles an hour. And the engine's just filling up with carbon. And I feel like an idiot now, I'm not sure what to do. Now I sit there and I'm like kind of looking, and they do it again, and they're going, it's like they're practically going from third to fourth.

52:24🔗 Adam I just imagine you're reacting the way you do with the ranchero music, like cut it out.

52:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:28🔗 Adam You start yelling at the driver.

52:29🔗 Drew I sit on it for a while, then it's like, then the next one is like, yeah, I try to come in from a helpful standpoint. Like, you know, it's better, you get a lot less carbon deposits in there.

52:41🔗 Adam If you're talking to your mom's friend, if you're talking to me or something, you're screaming at us.

52:45🔗 Drew Okay. But it just bothers me. I like the fact that Nisha's boy goes ahead and turns a few R's before he shifts.

52:52🔗 Adam But he's got a dry ejaculation. How many times has this happened?

52:56🔗 Maybe three or four.

52:57🔗 Adam Is the only medication?

52:59🔗 No.

52:59🔗 Adam You sure?

53:00🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm sure. It's going to take aspirins for headaches.

53:03🔗 Adam And do you masturbate a lot where there's sort of nothing left kind of thing?

53:08🔗 Caller No, I don't. I barely masturbate at all.

53:10🔗 Adam Okay, we got no, no, you're going to talk about it.

53:12🔗 Drew First, he's made no car modifications whatsoever.

53:15🔗 Adam Yes, but he but he's rubbing the engine.

53:17🔗 Drew But he don't. You won't take aspirin. I don't like that.

53:21🔗 Adam And then and then say he doesn't smoke pot or drink wine.

53:25🔗 Drew Nisha, Nisha, what's your man's name?

53:28🔗 Caller David.

53:28🔗 Drew David. Okay. And now, how do you know he has an orgasm if nothing comes out?

53:35🔗 Caller Because he sounds like he doesn't. He says he does. Because I asked him, did you have an orgasm? He said yes, because I assume he doesn't because.

53:41🔗 Adam But David, you know what I'm talking about? Have you, is it sort of, has it been, have you had one recently before that and you sort of have nothing left?

53:49🔗 Caller No, no, because it just started to happen to me within the last year and it's only been with her.

53:55🔗 Adam Well, it may be something called retrograde ejaculation where the ejaculation goes back up into the bladder.

53:59🔗 Drew Makes you gay.

54:00🔗 Adam No, it doesn't make you gay. And that can be, you know, positioning, it could be medication, it could be just you. Or it may be that you have been having sex more frequently than your body can kind of keep up with. It happens sometimes.

54:12🔗 Drew All right. But that's a lot. It's usually not dangerous.

54:14🔗 Adam No, no, no, no, no.

54:16🔗 Drew And I'm sure it's not like, you know, when you're 20 years old, you can have sex eight times a day before you run out of sap. You know what I'm saying?

54:24🔗 Adam That's what I'm saying, yeah.

54:25🔗 Drew I don't think that's what's going on.

54:26🔗 Adam I think it's retrograde.

54:27🔗 Drew Well, did he really have an orgasm? You know, I mean, he experienced a sensation, you know?

54:33🔗 Adam That's not a question for male. You know what I'm saying? That's not something, I'm not sure.

54:37🔗 Drew Well, nothing came out though, you know? Did he just have a weird, but every once in a while, you know what I'm saying? You have this weird sensation and it's sort of like something happened.

54:46🔗 Adam And almost orgasm.

54:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

54:48🔗 Adam But again, that's from masturbating too much.

54:50🔗 Drew Okay. Okay. I heard you the first 10 times. Mark?

54:55🔗 Yeah?

54:56🔗 Drew You're 19?

54:57🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

54:58🔗 Drew What's up?

54:59🔗 Caller Hey, so my girlfriend is 15, and she's got an amazing sex drive.

55:09🔗 Adam Well, she's 15 and you're 19. What are you doing with a 15 year old?

55:13🔗 Caller Banging her.

55:16🔗 Caller We met. We started spending time together.

55:20🔗 Adam Yeah. Get the notes out.

55:22🔗 Drew I'll see. Met.

55:28🔗 Adam Started spending time together.

55:29🔗 Drew Time together.

55:31🔗 Adam Then started having sex. That's how it happened.

55:34🔗 Drew Oh, okay. All right. I thought you guys never met and spent zero time together. I really had no idea who it was. I thought he just put his penis through a hole in a, you know, like an outhouse and she got on the other end and serviced him. I didn't know they'd actually see each other.

55:52🔗 Adam But Mark, here's the deal. A 15 year old who was going out with a 19 year old that has a heavy sex drive, almost by definition, is a trauma survivor. Is this someone who's struggling with issues? So what happened to her? What happened to her?

56:05🔗 Caller What happened to her? Yeah. My parents divorced.

56:11🔗 Drew Hey Mark.

56:12🔗 Adam Stop doing the dishes, Mark.

56:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

56:14🔗 Adam Stop doing the dishes.

56:15🔗 Drew Can you empty the ashtrays after you get off the phone, please?

56:19🔗 Caller Okay.

56:20🔗 Adam How dare you, Adam.

56:22🔗 Drew What are you doing, Mark?

56:23🔗 Caller I just went over and sat down on the couch because you wanted me to quit doing the dishes.

56:27🔗 Drew All right. Thank you. By the way, do you have your own national top 10 show? Mark's pedophile countdown you do every Saturday? Do you spend that much time on the radio? Do you actually be doing a load of dishes for the three minutes you're going to be on?

56:44🔗 Adam Yeah, as a matter of fact, yes.

56:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:46🔗 Adam You got to think about it for a second, Adam.

56:47🔗 Caller Come on.

56:48🔗 Drew This kid's cocky. I like that. All right. So you're having sex with a 15-year-old. See, we don't like that. What grade is she supposed to be in? 15th? Is she 10th grade?

56:59🔗 Caller 10th grade, yep.

57:01🔗 Adam And you're out of high school?

57:02🔗 Caller I just graduated last July.

57:05🔗 Drew July. All right. So.

57:08🔗 Adam Yeah, nine months ago.

57:09🔗 Drew She's a. She's an old.

57:12🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

57:13🔗 Caller Just.

57:14🔗 Drew Just. You still wearing the cap and gown, Mark?

57:17🔗 Adam That is the that is the converse of right now. That's the same.

57:21🔗 Drew Just I'm practically in high school. I just graduated, you know, in. Well, Mark, Mark, what are you doing for work?

57:30🔗 Adam What are you doing for work?

57:32🔗 Caller I work at a computer repair shop.

57:34🔗 Drew OK.

57:36🔗 Caller The court to it is it's owned by her mom.

57:39🔗 Drew All right. And she's in the 10th grade.

57:42🔗 Caller Yes.

57:42🔗 Drew And are you guys in love?

57:45🔗 Caller Yes, we are very much.

57:47🔗 Caller All right.

57:48🔗 Drew Mark, have you? Have you not had a lot of girlfriends before this one?

57:53🔗 Caller No, she's actually my first. All right.

57:55🔗 Drew Hold on. I put that together with the computer. All right. Here's what's going on. This isn't your usual sort of this isn't the guy with the El Camino in the primer.

58:03🔗 Adam This is the the comic book store owner.

58:06🔗 Drew He's a computer guy. This the nerdy guy who really emotionally, even though he's 19 chronologically, from an experiential standpoint, is probably younger. It's 13 or 14.

58:18🔗 Adam He's got a little bit of that little antisocial feel to him.

58:21🔗 Drew Yeah, he's got a little angry nerd to him, as most nerds do. But he's getting laid and he wants to talk about it. That's basically what his question is.

58:32🔗 Adam He wants to broadcast it.

58:33🔗 Drew Yeah, because what's his question?

58:36🔗 Adam Well, let's ask how frequently. Maybe he's just bewildered by it.

58:40🔗 Drew But by the way, guys like this aren't dangerous.

58:44🔗 Adam Well, he may be, though.

58:46🔗 Drew I'll tell you where it gets dangerous. Later on, if she's a chick who's worth anything, she gets in the 11th grade, there's some senior guy who likes her, she realizes she's going out with a nerdy guy, she dumps him, and then he freaks on her.

58:59🔗 Adam How often is it she wants to have sex, Mark?

59:03🔗 Caller More than I do, and that's generally something like four times on a good day.

59:07🔗 Adam Four times a day.

59:08🔗 Caller A good day.

59:10🔗 Adam What's a bad day?

59:12🔗 Caller A bad day, it's just once or as schedule allows, but on a good day it's generally...

59:20🔗 Adam Mark, what's the average?

59:23🔗 Caller Average...

59:24🔗 Adam Don't give me your personal best, what's the average?

59:27🔗 Caller Personal best is way higher. Average? Average just by schedule, time allowed is...

59:34🔗 Adam Average, number?

59:35🔗 Caller Twice, two.

59:36🔗 Adam Twice a day.

59:37🔗 Drew Twice a day. And you would like to do it less than that?

59:42🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm actually happy at two.

59:44🔗 Drew All right. Well, then he called to say he gets laid. He's been dying to say that for the last four years. He's been watching all his classmates get some.

59:53🔗 Adam Your average is two, you want two, where's the problem?

59:55🔗 Drew There's no problem.

59:58🔗 Caller She's perfectly happy going many, many more than that. And I'm usually finished before she's done.

1:00:04🔗 Drew Well, that's because you're a great lover, Mark.

1:00:06🔗 Adam I still worry that she's bipolar or a trauma survivor or something.

1:00:09🔗 Caller No, she is.

1:00:09🔗 Caller She is.

1:00:10🔗 Adam She's bipolar?

1:00:11🔗 Caller Yes. Oh, all right.

1:00:13🔗 Drew Well, there you go.

1:00:14🔗 Adam You're exploiting somebody who's got some issues. Just make sure she gets proper treatment.

1:00:18🔗 Caller Yeah, I do everything I can to help her.

1:00:21🔗 Adam Okay, no, we know.

1:00:23🔗 Drew Don't get her pregnant.

1:00:24🔗 Adam As situations like this are that we don't like, this is amongst the best.

1:00:29🔗 Drew Yeah, you're fine.

1:00:30🔗 Adam You're taking care of her. You have a conscience.

1:00:32🔗 Drew She dumps you in eight months. Don't get freaky on her.

1:00:36🔗 Adam But realize that some of that excessive sexual activity may be hypomania, and if she's a trauma survivor, it's very difficult for her to sort of feel satisfied sexually. She'll go into these periods where she's constantly obsessing about it, and then she'll shut down completely and not be interested in it.

1:00:50🔗 Drew Yeah. Robin?

1:00:53🔗 Caller Yes. Hi. Yep. What's up? My problem is that my boyfriend who I've been with almost, well, about two years now, when we first started dating, I had been with a lot more men than he'd been with women. He'd only been with one other person besides me. So now-

1:01:13🔗 Drew He's planning himself.

1:01:14🔗 Adam Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.

1:01:17🔗 Caller Now the problem is that we're having a huge trust issue in our relationship where he told me that he still doesn't trust me because he thinks that I was a slut and a whore back in the day and that he thinks that people don't change.

1:01:32🔗 Adam How many guys have you been with?

1:01:35🔗 Caller I've been with 25.

1:01:38🔗 Drew That's a good number.

1:01:40🔗 Adam Why did you stand up for yourself? This guy's being an ass.

1:01:43🔗 Caller Well, I do. I tell him that people do change, you know?

1:01:49🔗 Drew It's not even about changing.

1:01:50🔗 Adam You don't need to change.

1:01:51🔗 Drew Were you cheating on these guys?

1:01:54🔗 Caller No, but I mean, I'm not proud of my number.

1:01:58🔗 Drew Yeah, but listen, here's the deal. He's trying to shame you.

1:02:04🔗 Adam Here's the deal also, by the way, there's envy in this too. Of course. He wishes he had the same number.

1:02:11🔗 Drew Of course. I mean, here's the thing. As a guy, you want your number to be higher than your woman.

1:02:17🔗 Adam Yes.

1:02:17🔗 Drew That's it. I don't care if you're four or four.

1:02:19🔗 Adam And in your 20s, you have energy about that.

1:02:21🔗 Drew And you have energy. And he has energy about it. Now, here's the thing. You guys end up arguing about whether, you know, he comes at it from a sort of pragmatic standpoint, which is, hey, I'm just worried you're gonna act again. Who knows when your vagina is gonna strike again? Your vagina could pounce at any moment.

1:02:40🔗 Adam Who knows?

1:02:41🔗 Drew I picked your vagina up in a tree.

1:02:43🔗 Adam And by the way, men have weird fantasies about women and their sexuality.

1:02:46🔗 Drew Penis comes walking by Drew, the vaginas up in the tree and pounces on it like a cougar.

1:02:50🔗 Adam Happens all the time. Yeah.

1:02:52🔗 Drew No, he's not really worried about that. He feels shame and inadequate. And he's gonna thrust that onto you. And then you're gonna engage him in this retarded argument about we've been together for two years and I've never cheated. Yeah, well not yet, you slut.

1:03:07🔗 Adam Oh yeah, I wouldn't ask.

1:03:08🔗 Drew Oh, and look, according to your average, 25 guys lost your virginity at 16, you're doing three guys a year up until when I met you. So that means you've probably done three more. You've probably done a guy in this time we've had this argument.

1:03:23🔗 Adam The reality is it's only about two guys a year. And she probably went to college and probably had her thing in the early 20s if any women have.

1:03:29🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. That's two points up in here. But yeah, the point is, I don't know when she lost her virginity. Here's my point. Don't engage him in this argument.

1:03:40🔗 Adam No, put it down.

1:03:41🔗 Drew Robin, I will straighten. When did you lose your virginity, by the way?

1:03:47🔗 Caller I lost her when I was 18.

1:03:50🔗 Drew Get closer to my three number, by the way. You guys have been going out since you were 24?

1:03:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:55🔗 Adam So it's three.

1:03:57🔗 Drew Six years?

1:03:57🔗 Caller Four.

1:03:59🔗 Adam Four years. Twenty-five is her number.

1:04:01🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:04:02🔗 Adam 18 to 24.

1:04:03🔗 Drew What about times 12?

1:04:04🔗 Adam What is it, 12? 18 to 24, six years.

1:04:08🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:04:09🔗 Adam Four guys a year.

1:04:10🔗 Drew Four guys a year. All right. Yeah, good times. Okay, listen. Oh, we got a problem. Robin, here's what you need to do. Are you listening to me, Sweet Pea? I'm listening. Don't dance with him. You will be doing him a favor, and I wish someone would have done this for me when I was 27, full of pith vinegar, and so does every other guy secretly, whether they admit it or not. Here's what it is. Look, here's what, when he comes at you that way. I'm not cheating on you. I've not cheated on you.

1:04:42🔗 Adam I'm a committed person.

1:04:43🔗 Drew I'm committed to you. There's many, many, many women who have done this and worse. I never cheated on anybody. I was just having a good time.

1:04:54🔗 Adam People in their 20s exploit one another.

1:04:56🔗 Drew This is what people do when they're this age. Now, you want to be my boyfriend and you want to focus on moving this forward?

1:05:04🔗 Adam Shut up.

1:05:04🔗 Drew Or do you want to just do the foot drag routine and live in the past? Because you will, and this relationship will end, not because I cheat, because you keep harping on me.

1:05:16🔗 Caller No, I totally, I hear what you're saying because it makes sense, because I see a lot of, he envies a lot of the fact that he was kind of the Metallica geek, you know?

1:05:29🔗 Drew He was a nerd, he didn't get laid.

1:05:31🔗 Caller Yeah, he was. He was kind of a nerd in school, and I was the cheerleader.

1:05:35🔗 Drew Yeah, you're in demand.

1:05:37🔗 Adam He feels inadequate, he feels like he can't hang on to you, he's scared. Here's the deal, he's gonna screw this up.

1:05:43🔗 Drew He's gonna sabotage you.

1:05:45🔗 Adam You gotta just put it down, and if he can't let go of it, then he needs to go get his number up there.

1:05:50🔗 Drew You better tell him he's gotta let go of it. Or he will become a self-fulfilling prophecy. You will cheat and you will move on and that'll be that. And by the way, enter Sandman, you will be, that's a Metallica song.

1:06:06🔗 Adam Oh yeah, good job.

1:06:08🔗 Drew Enter Jackman, you will be beating off, staring at your Lars poster back in your crappy apartment and you know the one who's got the numbers? Gonna add to those numbers. You're 26, you're a cheerleader, you do what you want.

1:06:22🔗 Adam Arizona?

1:06:23🔗 Drew Yeah, oh yeah, you're fine, baby. Just believe me, but here's what I'm saying, guys and women have their own version of this too. Each partner needs a yank on the chain.

1:06:34🔗 Adam What's the female version?

1:06:35🔗 Drew I'm trying to think. Here's what I'm saying. You can see women spin out, your wife does the same thing, you know, and we've talked about this before, I secretly believe that when the other couple spins out, I shouldn't say the couple, but the other partner spins out, they're almost, they feel like a child or a pet that gets out of control. Pet, you give a pet run out of the house and shut the door, they just start to crap over, they start chewing on themselves, they're chewing furniture, relax, draw a seer posture, relax. You can go in now, you want to say something, but just listen to me. This is interesting to me. They need confinement, they don't need restraint, but they need to say, look, I'm your master, everything's going to be cool, now get in the broom closet, I'm shutting the door. When your wife went nuts, when you went to the Playboy match and do politically incorrect, the backpedaling causes more, it's like they're rolling downhill, they're stumbling at you, you backpedal, they feel more out of control. They feel like they're losing, they're stumbling, they can't keep up their feet. They need you to yank that chain. You need to say, look, this is business. I got a house here and a family to provide for. Obviously, I'm not in the grotto with any playmates. We're shooting a TV show right here. And by the way, I'm out by nine o'clock to go to my next job, all right? So, zip it. I need to be able to focus. I don't need you riding me for stuff I didn't do. Boom, it snaps them into place. I think they need it. provided you didn't spend the weekend at the bunny ranch. And I think in a situation like Robin's here, I think she needs to tug the chain. Oh, absolutely. She's like, look, you want this, Dan? It's gonna end. Not because I'm gonna cheat because you won't stop talking about a past that you feel inadequate about with your past. Now, I love you. We've been together for two years. No cheating. Let's move on. Am I right?

1:08:20🔗 Adam Absolutely. It's setting a boundary. All right. It's your problem, not mine.

1:08:23🔗 Drew People like boundaries. Yes?

1:08:26🔗 Adam Yes.

1:08:26🔗 Drew All right, now give me some coffee.

1:08:28🔗 Adam Speaking of boundaries, we're still looking for that masturbation couple willing to keep a diary and people interested in talking about phobias, fear they have about their sexuality.

1:08:36🔗 Drew All right. We are?

1:08:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:37🔗 Adam It's calling and we'll put them on television.

1:08:39🔗 Caller All right.

1:08:39🔗 Adam We have to take a break.

1:08:41🔗 Drew Matt's been on 99 Minutes, poor guy. Matt.

1:08:44🔗 Caller Hello?

1:08:47🔗 Drew Matt, the dude, you're 13.

1:08:48🔗 Adam You know, Matt, the girl, Adam.

1:08:50🔗 Caller No, I'm an adult.

1:08:52🔗 Drew Could be Maddie.

1:08:53🔗 Caller I'm a dude.

1:08:54🔗 Caller All right.

1:08:56🔗 Caller First, I just want to say thank you for taking my call. I know how hard this is. And it's an honor to be talking to you like, Adam, you are. You are a genius. You are.

1:09:05🔗 Drew That's true.

1:09:06🔗 Caller Frankie Ham has changed my life. Seriously. He is the funniest man on television.

1:09:11🔗 Drew Thanks, brother. And you know, new Crank Yankers coming out on Wednesday, by the way.

1:09:16🔗 Caller I watched the very first episode of Crank Yankers and I've been a very loyal fan ever since then. I have.

1:09:21🔗 Drew Thanks, Matt. Thanks for the ass kissing. But all that aside, your question is?

1:09:27🔗 Caller Oh, my mom, this is for Dr. Drew. My mom has breast cancer and she's going to start chemotherapy. And I was wondering if there were any other alternatives besides tamoxifen, if there were any other drugs like that that could help?

1:09:40🔗 Adam Well, there is a new one out. I'm blanking. It's called... I think it's a one just like it. And that's not really chemotherapy as much as hormonal therapy. If they also recommend chemotherapy, it's crucial she take it. You want to be very aggressive with breast cancer. Outcomes are very good with aggressive treatment.

1:10:01🔗 Drew Chemo is essentially...

1:10:02🔗 Adam Chemo is usually a poison.

1:10:04🔗 Drew Take a poison and that's why the body gets so sick. You try to kill the cancer.

1:10:08🔗 Adam More than the body, yeah.

1:10:10🔗 Drew How are we doing on cancer?

1:10:12🔗 Adam Pretty good.

1:10:12🔗 Drew Pretty good?

1:10:13🔗 Adam It's the adenocarcinoma, the solid tumors we don't do so hot with, the lung, the colon and the pancreas. But the colon we can prevent. There's no reason for people to have colon cancer anymore.

1:10:26🔗 Drew No. But again, you have to catch it late.

1:10:29🔗 Adam Late. Always best.

1:10:30🔗 Drew That's the thing about colon cancer. You catch it early, you're gone.

1:10:34🔗 Adam Matt had another question.

1:10:35🔗 Drew And if you catch it before you even have it, you're not going to make it to the weekend. Matt has a... I'm reading Matt's comical second question. Matt? What's your second question, brother?

1:10:46🔗 Caller My girlfriend, she says that there's this thing as a vaginal fart called a quiff, and I was wondering if that was possible. And I know the chief is a certified UIN, so I was wondering if maybe I could ask him that.

1:10:58🔗 Drew Oh, the chief? You want to ask...

1:11:00🔗 Adam thunder Bear.

1:11:01🔗 Drew thunder Bear. All right, I'll get him in here real quick.

1:11:04🔗 Adam Right now?

1:11:04🔗 Drew Yeah, right now.

1:11:05🔗 Caller See if you can get him away from this Tetris.

1:11:07🔗 Drew Yeah, let me get him away and try to... Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:11:10🔗 Adam Where did he come in from? Oh, chief, chief, I'm Matt here. Thank you for joining us. Chris, get under the table. Chris, get out of here. We have that focus here, chief. Matt here has a question about the emission of air from the vaginal...

1:11:27🔗 Drew Yes, yes. Does happen.

1:11:29🔗 Adam He thinks, in fact, he thinks it's a glorious experience.

1:11:31🔗 Drew Fart is with bear, yeah.

1:11:33🔗 Adam Yes, yes.

1:11:33🔗 Drew When they catch it, yeah.

1:11:34🔗 Adam And it happens, so he's saying sort of like a piston action, Matt, when air is forced in by the penis, it can kind of squeeze out around the edges and make a fart-like sound. Or sometimes the air gets pushed in there and comes out later.

1:11:47🔗 Drew Yes, just like a piston, that's right.

1:11:52🔗 Adam Yes, of course. Well, that was in your time, Chief.

1:11:58🔗 Drew Well, you remember, Chief, you remember a Jim... How many men? Maybe a hundred brave.

1:12:05🔗 Adam But you remember Jim Rose, whose wife used to shoot fire out of her vagina.

1:12:09🔗 Drew Drew, no stab him on Quiff Joe.

1:12:13🔗 Adam All right, man, we got to go to break.

1:12:15🔗 Caller Thank you, Chief.

1:12:17🔗 Caller I was in Oklahoma and I saw a Chalk Talk casino.

1:12:21🔗 Adam It's his. It's Chief's. thunder Bear has the Keno boy there.

1:12:25🔗 Drew Hey, Pen Poker.

1:12:27🔗 Adam You may see him there at the Pie Gal table.

1:12:29🔗 Drew Pie Gal, Texas, hold them. Hey, check that nickel slot.

1:12:34🔗 Adam Thanks, Matt.

1:12:35🔗 Drew Yeah, check it.

1:12:36🔗 Adam He blesses you and your family.

1:12:37🔗 Drew All right. All right, let's take yourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:12:44🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1. Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:12:49🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

1:13:06🔗 Drew Yeah! Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-er. Well, kiddies, the bidding is up to $5,500. And again, every penny of that go into the Tsunami Relief. And $5,500, you hang out for an entire show here with me and the Good Doctor. 10 to 1, it gets up to about $7,000 and the person leaves after the first 45 minutes. Yeah, it's enough. I've seen enough.

1:13:39🔗 Adam I'm tired.

1:13:40🔗 Drew I'm tired. Heard enough about Corolla complaining about his family during the commercials.

1:13:45🔗 Adam Oh my God, they don't know what they're in for.

1:13:48🔗 Drew But I can tell you this, if you spend some serious buckage, like $5,500, to come in here and hang out with us, I will be on my best behavior.

1:13:57🔗 Adam No way.

1:13:58🔗 Drew I will be cordial. I will be happy to see you.

1:14:02🔗 Adam Let's be honest here. That's if the stars align and stuff. If you happen to be in a bad way.

1:14:08🔗 Drew If I'm having a bad day, it's gonna be rough. No, if you came in here, seriously Drew, if you come in here and I know you spend some good money and it's going to a good cause, we're gonna have a good time. I may even bring a little food or something.

1:14:21🔗 Adam Oh really?

1:14:22🔗 Drew I may even bust into my macadamia nut stash and give you half a nut.

1:14:28🔗 Adam That's quite generous of you.

1:14:30🔗 Drew And whatever you want by the way, you come in here, you want Ace's Accordion, Max's Accordion Countdown.

1:14:35🔗 Adam What if they want to see your, oh yeah, okay, they can select the feature.

1:14:40🔗 Drew You select whatever you want, we will do, we will dance.

1:14:43🔗 Adam What if Adam, they want to see an exhibition of your ultimate talent?

1:14:49🔗 Drew Which, pulling my sack up over my head?

1:14:52🔗 Adam No, that's number two. I mean your receiving talent.

1:14:54🔗 Drew Oh, how I receive oral. Well, for, you know, a couple lucky ladies or one lucky gent, you could watch me in my, you mean this one, Drew, where I, yeah, nobody receives oral like me. Lot of guys brag that they give great oral. Sure, anyone could give good oral, but what about receiving? Nobody receives.

1:15:17🔗 Adam You hold the title.

1:15:18🔗 Drew Nobody, nobody receives like me. Drew, look at this posture.

1:15:21🔗 Adam Let's say I'm humbled. I'm envious. It makes me uncomfortable to look at.

1:15:25🔗 Drew You know, here's for you. I'm not gonna give you all my tricks, but occasional well-placed, yeah, yeah, you know.

1:15:33🔗 Adam That's moving.

1:15:33🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, all right. We ready to go here? Yeah, here we go. Yeah, you just go to, by the way, go to krock.com, kroq.com, and not only can you bid to hang out with us here at Loveline, many other things up on the auction block and all the money going to the Tsunami Relief. You get a guitar signed by 311, walk-on part on the OC., although thankfully anderson gave some clarification.

1:16:02🔗 Adam It's a dash-on part.

1:16:03🔗 Drew You're just gonna actually be one of the many, many actors in the background.

1:16:06🔗 Adam Or maybe a run-on part.

1:16:07🔗 Drew Probably not gonna get any FaceTime. But batting practice with the Dodgers, that's a good one.

1:16:12🔗 Adam Huba stank in the event of your choice. Pennywise in your home.

1:16:17🔗 Drew How much not to let them into my home again? You pay five grand, they don't come over.

1:16:21🔗 Adam That's the way it should work.

1:16:23🔗 Drew No, there should really, everyone's gotta pay money or Pennywise might come to your house. That's ready.

1:16:28🔗 Adam Yeah, I'd put in for that one.

1:16:30🔗 Drew Drew, I'd put you down for three grand, right? Easily.

1:16:33🔗 Adam Whatever it takes.

1:16:35🔗 Drew Let's see, tickets to any K-Rock concert and there's a lot of them. Open up on the side stage at the Weenie Roast. Again, you could be signed. Your band could be signed. All right, you ready?

1:16:48🔗 Adam Oh, and also 1-800-LLV-E-191. We're still looking for the couple to keep a masturbation diary for television on a show on Discovery Health Channel and people-

1:16:56🔗 Drew Drew's show, your show.

1:16:57🔗 Adam My show.

1:16:57🔗 Drew Say your show.

1:16:58🔗 Adam My show on Discovery Health Channel and people are having phobias about sexuality. They're fearful of penises or oral sex or whatever.

1:17:03🔗 Drew What kind of penises?

1:17:05🔗 Adam Fearful, phobias.

1:17:05🔗 Drew Fearful of penises. All right. Jennifer?

1:17:09🔗 Caller Hi.

1:17:10🔗 Drew You're 20?

1:17:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:11🔗 Drew What's happening?

1:17:14🔗 Adam What's so funny?

1:17:14🔗 Drew I was just laughing because I made a watch to entertainment tonight with my wife about the Brad and Jennifer's breakup. My wife is just beside herself. She's really broken up.

1:17:28🔗 Adam Why?

1:17:29🔗 Caller Because I would have Brad's baby for him if Jennifer were.

1:17:33🔗 Adam Well, but Brad's not a good partner.

1:17:36🔗 Drew Brad, I'm sure he's going to land on his feet. He's a tough kid.

1:17:40🔗 Caller He's beautiful.

1:17:41🔗 Caller It's okay.

1:17:43🔗 Drew Yeah. I know. It's just I think when good-looking Hollywood types get together, and also my wife would always use him as an example because all the BS, they sent me like, Brad went out to buy a, he went out to buy a Range Rover for himself, okay? And he came home with another one for his wife.

1:18:02🔗 Adam And you and I talked about this immediately. Immediately, when we saw the way he was behaving, we went, okay, what's going on here? This guy's up to something.

1:18:09🔗 Drew All this crazy envy, though, that it evokes in women. Brad Pitt.

1:18:13🔗 Adam He's just manipulating her.

1:18:15🔗 Drew Brad Pitt. Well, who cares why it is? The point, okay, he makes $18 million of flick and he makes three a year. Him buying an extra $46,000 Range Rover for his old lady, him leasing her a Range Rover is really the equivalent to engineer Chris coming home with a sack of fiddle faddle for his mom.

1:18:40🔗 Adam Right. Sadly, that'd be more.

1:18:43🔗 Caller Less.

1:18:44🔗 Drew Sorry, buddy, but do the 10 bucks a night versus the, do the math. Sorry, buddy. Okay. I mean, what the nuts?

1:18:52🔗 Adam He can't look at you again. He can't even look at you anymore.

1:18:54🔗 Drew I'm sorry to use you as an example. I'm propping you up as a proud guy, though, is what I'm saying, Chris.

1:18:59🔗 Are you?

1:19:00🔗 Drew Here's.

1:19:01🔗 Adam He doesn't get it.

1:19:01🔗 Drew Okay.

1:19:02🔗 Adam He's missing the nuance.

1:19:04🔗 Drew It's cool. The point, it's melt, dude.

1:19:07🔗 Adam Are you cool, Chris?

1:19:08🔗 Drew Maintain.

1:19:08🔗 Caller You're cool.

1:19:09🔗 Drew dude, you got to maintain.

1:19:10🔗 Caller All right, dude.

1:19:11🔗 Adam You got to.

1:19:12🔗 Drew It's met. That's all I'm saying, dude. Point is, is now that they've broken up, my wife's like, oh my God. And then she announced that she's going to see all Jennifer.

1:19:23🔗 Adam It's support her.

1:19:27🔗 Drew She made a hundred million dollars from friends over the last nine years.

1:19:31🔗 Adam Did she point out or did you point out to her what Brad had been doing with Angelina and I have?

1:19:35🔗 Drew Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, there were things we heard, right?

1:19:39🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:39🔗 Drew Oh, now it's coming up. But here's the thing I like. Here's what I like. I know, you know, I'm horrible at gossip because somebody had gossiped to us, somebody in the know. I won't mention any names that Brad and Angelina were having a little tryst at some point. This is months ago, maybe a year ago.

1:19:57🔗 Adam We heard about a long time ago.

1:19:58🔗 Drew A year ago?

1:19:59🔗 Adam It was eight months ago. A year? Was it a year?

1:20:02🔗 Drew Maybe getting on to a year. The point is, we're like, all right, so now, but here's what I like. Their publicist issued a statement saying it had nothing to do with any of the things that the tabloids were talking about, literally. That's the statement. So my wife's like, well, maybe they just, it's like, no, their publicist issued a statement.

1:20:23🔗 Adam Tried to control.

1:20:25🔗 Drew Yeah, the same publicist said Dick Clark was fine and would be on his feet in a matter of seconds, probably running the Boston Marathon just moments after his minor, minor stroke that has kept him in the hospital for a month. I don't even know if he's out of the hospital yet. Is he out yet?

1:20:44🔗 Adam I don't know.

1:20:44🔗 Drew But of course you don't believe what publicists say. That's why you have publicists. If you could just issue the truth, you wouldn't need these, these, these, these, these barnacles on the ass of society known as publicists. Of course. And we listen to it. It's like, we keep buying that line of BS, you know? It's like, it's entertainment tonight. And a spokesperson for Brad and Jennifer said that it had nothing to do with anything you might read about or any extramarital. Oh, okay.

1:21:15🔗 Adam Well, well, I'm glad you said so.

1:21:16🔗 Drew You know how it is. People in their early thirties who were married three and a half years, they drift apart. They drift apart, Drew. You know how it is. Nonsense. He got tired. She got tired of looking at his six-pack abs. He got tired of looking at her perfect body and her million, multimillion-dollar paycheck. They drift apart, Drew. Well, listen to what the publicist says.

1:21:37🔗 Adam By the way, I saw myself on eTrue Hollywood, no, Hollywood Wives or something, something I did a year ago. I predicted this.

1:21:45🔗 Drew Oh. On TV? Fantastic. Jennifer?

1:21:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:49🔗 Drew What's up, baby doll?

1:21:51🔗 Caller Well, I have this friend and we go out like clubbing together into bars. And like occasionally guys will come up and ask for my number. And it's like sometimes we meet like a couple of guys and she'll hook up with one. And like I'm usually really like reserved about hooking up with a guy. And like there was one incident, like that just kind of happened recently where like she, you know, had sex with the guy and then he ended up calling me and crying. Yeah. And then she gets all upset because she's like-

1:22:29🔗 Drew Hold on, quiet. How did he get your number?

1:22:33🔗 Caller Well, because we all exchanged numbers, like all of us, like there's just a group of us, you know? And like we went back to his apartment and we were all hanging out and she ended up-

1:22:44🔗 Adam Or Jennifer, was it she was actually bitterly angry with you or was she just sort of generally angry and mouthing off? And you can understand that she'd be sort of frustrated and angry.

1:22:54🔗 Caller Well, it's just that she's always telling me that she's unattractive and that I always get all the attention and stuff. And I don't really know what to tell her.

1:23:02🔗 Adam Is that true?

1:23:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:23:05🔗 Adam Is it true?

1:23:07🔗 Caller Well, most of the time, I suppose.

1:23:09🔗 Adam All right. So it's true. So the best you can really hope for is to use you to get at guys.

1:23:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:23:15🔗 Adam She can use you to sort of meet guys and things.

1:23:17🔗 Drew A stepping bone.

1:23:18🔗 Adam It's the way it is that you attract guys across the room more than her. Maybe she's better in a relationship. Whatever. She's got to sort of work on what she's got. And that's the way it goes. That's not your fault.

1:23:28🔗 Drew All right. But listen, you called to say you're hot, your friend's a slut. And what can you do about it?

1:23:34🔗 Adam Nothing.

1:23:35🔗 Drew Nothing. Don't hang out with her then. All right. Fantastic. That was one of those chick things like I'm really, you know, I don't have to put out because I'm hot, but my friend's kind of doggy, so she has to blow guys, you know, and now she's mad at me because I'm hot.

1:23:51🔗 Adam After she blows them, the guy calls me.

1:23:53🔗 Drew Here's the whole thing. Women weren't meant to hang out with each other. And if they were, it wasn't the good looking ones with the chunk, the chunksters.

1:24:01🔗 Adam They are. On one level, women band together and take good care of each other, but the envy and the shunning just gets triggered so easily.

1:24:09🔗 Drew You know what? But think about this concept for a second, Drew. Women, it's like all, oh, Drew, you don't have any male friends or you can't have male friends and you can't have female friends and then guys don't like you. So you're kind of at a crossroads.

1:24:23🔗 Adam Well, guys like me. I just have time for them.

1:24:24🔗 Drew You need a pet or something. But here's the thing, guys, guys I know you say you don't have time for them, but really, Drew, break your life down. All the useless travel you do. Here's the thing. Guys like hanging out with guys. Women don't like guys hanging out with guys because I think in a way it rubs it in their face that they can't have the same sex relationships that guys have. Every guy I know, and Drew can't do it because he's on too short a leash and he's too freaked out and he can't, feels like if he doesn't spend a second reading the DSM-5 or massaging his kids, something's going to go wrong in his life. It's going to be struck by lightning. But every guy I know, and even Drew hypothetically, loves hanging out with guys. Nothing better than watching a ball game with your buddies. Nothing better than playing some paintball, taking in a movie, or going on a road trip to Vegas. Any number of these things, catching a game, a ball game, awesome. Women have their friends, but it ain't the same thing. I think it almost rubs it in their face a little bit.

1:25:32🔗 Adam They also are fearful of groups of males because they know how to behave.

1:25:35🔗 Drew Yeah, well, I know, but look, you're going to a ball game, or you're playing paintball. I mean, who cares? You're not going to a strip joint. Unless there's one on the way, there's one on the way. And the paintball place is in Fontana, so there's got to be one in between here in Fontana. Maybe more than one. Here's my point. Society relationships in the world would be a much better place if you broads could hang out with your buds a little bit. The guys could hang out their buds a little bit. Take a little pressure off the relationship because there's nothing worse than the guy having a good time with his buddies and the woman just waiting at home pacing. You need your buddies too. All right.

1:26:11🔗 Adam Here we go.

1:26:12🔗 Drew Take a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:26:16🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1 Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:26:21🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

1:26:41🔗 Drew Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about. I'm all gassed down from yapping during the break, Drew.

1:26:48🔗 Adam No, I'll take over.

1:26:49🔗 Drew Talk my ass off during the break. Please not let me shoot my wad during the break.

1:26:54🔗 Adam Oh, it's tough, I know.

1:26:55🔗 Drew Standing up, arms flailing about. Many theories.

1:26:59🔗 Adam I tried to hold you back, I did.

1:27:00🔗 Drew Many theories to try to wedge into a four minute break.

1:27:04🔗 Adam Especially when you start talking about Jennifer and, what's her name?

1:27:08🔗 Brad.

1:27:10🔗 Drew I didn't yell his name enough times, Drew. All right, everybody. By the way, the bidding at $5,500, all going to a very worthy cause. Drew?

1:27:24🔗 Adam Loveline.

1:27:25🔗 Drew I gave $3,000. I'm not going to hold as you matched a bid, but you're going to have to fork something over now. You understand?

1:27:32🔗 Adam Clearly.

1:27:33🔗 Drew Clearly? Don't make me embarrass you a few weeks from now when I bring it up again.

1:27:39🔗 Adam And then I also am trying to get some colors off the line. You're 1-800-LOB-E-191. No, trying to create a show about masturbation and about phobias. So call in if you have those issues.

1:27:52🔗 Drew For your TV show?

1:27:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:27:54🔗 Drew Where you get paid.

1:27:56🔗 Adam Where I get paid whether they're there or not.

1:27:58🔗 Drew None of that money goes to the Tsunami Fund.

1:28:00🔗 Adam Well, some of it's going to, obviously.

1:28:01🔗 Drew Well, be nice. Sarah?

1:28:04🔗 Yeah, hi.

1:28:05🔗 Drew You're 15? What's happening?

1:28:08🔗 Caller Um, well, I think I might...

1:28:11🔗 Drew Hold on a second. What if you came home and said to your wife, I gave $10,000 to the Tsunami Fund?

1:28:20🔗 Adam That wouldn't work.

1:28:20🔗 Drew It wouldn't work? She'd say, what do you, what? That's a lot, what are you kidding? That's a lot of money. What do we do? Now, what do you think the amount would be? And I'm not going to hold you to it, but.

1:28:32🔗 Adam That I could do without her freaking out?

1:28:34🔗 Drew Yeah, it's an interesting thing because I'm in a situation.

1:28:39🔗 Adam Because I just had a discussion today about, I like to give them colleges and things. I mean, that's my thing. And we were having a discussion today about that. And she's like, no, no, no, no. Yeah, she manages stuff. Uh-huh.

1:28:50🔗 Drew So she's got that thing more than you, maybe. She's got a little fear going.

1:28:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:28:55🔗 Drew Okay.

1:28:55🔗 Adam I finally instilled it in her.

1:28:57🔗 Drew You think you instilled it in her? Or maybe you're just, you know, maybe that was your connection.

1:29:01🔗 Adam No, no, I instilled it in her. Oh, really?

1:29:03🔗 Drew You freaked her out?

1:29:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:29:04🔗 Drew She was fine before she met you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now she's more freaked out than you are?

1:29:09🔗 Adam She's acquired some of those.

1:29:11🔗 Drew What do you think the number is?

1:29:12🔗 Adam That I could do without her finding out about it?

1:29:14🔗 Drew No, no, that you could do that wouldn't freak her out. 2,500?

1:29:20🔗 Adam No.

1:29:20🔗 Drew She'd freak at 2,500? Really?

1:29:23🔗 Adam Wow. I think we're like 15.

1:29:24🔗 Drew 15? 2,500 would freak. What are you going to give her the whole write-off speech? You got enough write-offs. Yeah? No? You could use some more?

1:29:33🔗 Adam But I'm going to sit down and have a discussion about this. Because we actually were talking about giving her something tsunami thing, too. We wanted to.

1:29:39🔗 Drew You know what you need to tell her? I'm saying it when you were chasing a nickel, and I don't know where, when we had the guys on from the hell band, Huba Stank and at the drive-in.

1:29:51🔗 Adam Right.

1:29:52🔗 Drew Lincoln Park was in here. I said, look, there's a couple of guys I know. Well, actually, the guy I know gives away the most junk, Jimmy Kimmel. Always has. He's the guy I know has got the most money. And the guy or guys I know who are the tightest, giving away the least, always looking for an angle, ripping people off. Guess what? I got the least. Not karma. I don't know what it is. I haven't figured out the math, but the people that give away the least have the least. The guys I know are the most generous seem to have the most. Not a karma thing, but yet there they are.

1:30:24🔗 Adam You gotta give.

1:30:25🔗 Drew Think about those who have given away the most. They have the most. Thank you.

1:30:30🔗 Adam Sarah.

1:30:31🔗 Drew Oh, and by the way, It's her talk. I don't care.

1:30:33🔗 Adam We have two minutes.

1:30:34🔗 Drew No care.

1:30:34🔗 Adam She was abused.

1:30:35🔗 Drew She's fine. A little more abuse isn't gonna hurt. That's my point. And people are like, Oh, well, Jimmy Kimmel's got a TV show. It's easy for him. No, no, I'm talking about before, always. You know what I mean? And it wasn't a few thousand dollars for this or that, but it's what they could do all the time. And it wasn't always money. It was time, it was effort, it was helping, it was ever. Those people have the most. Thank you. Thank you. Tell your wife that. Sarah. Used to fool around with your brother?

1:31:07🔗 Caller No. I, well, I'm not sure because just because of the ages, we were five and seven.

1:31:13🔗 Drew Okay, Drew, this woman was abused. We should have gone to her much earlier.

1:31:17🔗 Adam And what happened?

1:31:19🔗 Caller Well, we, he used to like, we used to like hide under blankets and he would like touch me and stuff. And like, I'm not really sure whether it was a curiosity thing or whether it was...

1:31:32🔗 Adam How are your relationships now?

1:31:34🔗 Caller It's fine.

1:31:36🔗 Adam Okay, it is just, yeah, just curiosity.

1:31:38🔗 Drew She thinks you mean with him.

1:31:40🔗 Adam Oh, I mean with, with boys.

1:31:42🔗 Caller Um, they've been fine, normal.

1:31:45🔗 Adam And you're emotionally okay, you know, mood disturbances or flashbacks or sleep problems or anxiety, anything like that?

1:31:51🔗 Caller No, minor anxiety. I've been on antidepressants for a while, but nothing.

1:31:57🔗 Adam Well, it could be just normal, though.

1:31:58🔗 Drew Here's the thing, and I'm not doing a, you know, hold your hands over your eyes so you can't see or your hands over your ears so you can't hear, but when people call us and tell us that they had these little sort of exchanges with friends, neighbors, family members, what have you, not sure if it was anything, I always just tell them, why not, let's just not make any, let's not do, let's not go there. Now, if you wake up with cold sweats every night, and you have some difficulty with relationships, then it's time to start delving, but just to try to create.

1:32:30🔗 Adam No, the only thing I would say is that kids that sexualize or that act, that exhibition or exhibitionistic or extra exploratory tend to be in chaotic homes. You might think about those issues more than the actual event itself.

1:32:42🔗 Drew Good advice Drew. People would be well-deheated.

1:32:45🔗 Adam Let's go to break.

1:32:46🔗 Drew All right, let's go to break. Drew, very clearly uncomfortable about the money thing coming up. Well, and the wife having control of the purse strings. By the way, wouldn't you want your wife and control the purse strings, you know what I mean?

1:32:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:59🔗 Drew I wouldn't, it's a purse.

1:33:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:01🔗 Drew You know what I'm saying? I don't want to be some dude carrying the purse string.

1:33:03🔗 Adam Like a wallet string.

1:33:04🔗 Drew No, you don't hear about the wallet string. I've got to get a new string in my wallet. Take a quick break, be right back. And those of you who got the bidding up to 5,500 smackers, thank you. You're doing the Lord's work. All right, Drew, imagine if you bid to be on a show and you came home and told your wife 5,500 bucks. No, you'd be sleeping on my sofa.

1:34:03🔗 Adam She'd be going, if, yeah, she'd be coming in with me or forget it. If she wanted to do it.

1:34:09🔗 Drew No, even that. No, yeah, it'd have to be the view, be on the view. All right, fantastic. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Hey, I'm just worried you're going to act again. Who knows when your vagina is going to strike again?

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1:34:37🔗 Caller The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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